The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 133 | "The Bottom Of This"
Episode Date: October 18, 2017This week Joe, Rory and Mal address Joe’s beef with Russ and Chance [or vice versa] (02:35). Bridget Kelly also stops by to discuss her Love & Hip Hop shenanigans and pretzel throwing incident (1:03...:16). NBA season is back, the guys take their picks and talk the return of the NBA (25:00) and also they’re going to get to the bottom on the Colin Kaepernick collusion case (11:35). Other topics include... Bow Wow photoshopping himself (1:08:35) Birdman vs Rick Ross (1:12:38) Drake, Odell & Von Miller (34:31) The dvsn album (1:17:33) Sleeper Picks Of The Week: Rory: Brent Faiyaz "First World Problemz" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQHrtgKvYDQ Mal: West Side Boogie "Let Me Rap" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi0ckf7q4Vw Joe: dvsn "Run Away" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLs8lEjWfQ8
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I'm at 40.
I don't have a case to charge nothing.
I'm at 40.
As soon as this 40 is up, I'm dead.
Wait.
It's my laptop.
No, I got a charger.
But no, I have a charger too.
He was charging his phone.
Joe's at 150.
He's at 100 on his phone.
Joe's at 300.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
On a smart case.
No.
My phone.
That's irrelevant.
How?
You arguing a case that's not at trial.
Why? Because my phone was that's irrelevant. How? You arguing a case that's not at trial. Why?
Because my phone was on the charger.
I mean, that's the charge.
But your phone is at 100%.
I have another charger.
My phone is not on 100%.
But your case adds another 100.
Yeah, like he gave me a hundred.
I don't give a fuck.
My phone was charging.
So he had 124% right now.
And I don't feel comfortable.
I'm at 40%.
But that should have no relevance because I was charging.
And Joe is always either in his car or in his house.
Like, he'll never need to not be 100%. Because mall is where.
Mall is where that is not an outlet.
Out and about.
I'm finished with you fucking fuckers.
All right, let me turn my mic check. Mic check. One, two, one, two. that is not an outlet. Out and about. I'm finished with you fucking fuckers.
All right, let me turn my mic check.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
No, no, no, Joe Biden. I don't know what anybody is saying,
but check this out, fam.
The commission.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two.
Turn me up in the headphones, or do I control this? I'm turning me up, man., one, two. Mic check one, two. Turn me up in parts. Turn me up in the headphones.
Or do I control this? I'm turning me up, man. Hold up, man.
Nigga's got Joe a little fucked up. Hold up for a second.
Nah, nah, don't hold me back, Nicole and Rory.
Oh, shit.
Hold up, man.
Rory.
Fam, you said...
Rory, what are you doing?
You handed me my phone.
I'm trying to get Bridget.
You sent Bridget the wrong address.
No, I did not.
The same address Bridget got is the same one that my Uber used to get me here.
Bridget, what's the address that you were given?
Don't put my address on the phone.
Whoa.
Wait a second.
All right, Mike.
I'm friendly, but I'm not that friendly.
1-2-1-2, the Joe Budden Podcast.
We are back.
Episode 133.
I'm your host, Joe Budden.
To my left is Rory.
To my right is Maul.
Across from me is Parks.
To Rory's left is Siobhan.
And to Siobhan's right, is that your right?
Is Brian?
It's your left.
Listen, man.
Don't judge me. It's Brian. Shout that your right? Is Brian? It's your left. Listen, man. Don't judge me.
It's Brian.
Shout out to our YouTube viewership.
Shout out to Chris who could not be here because of my incompetence.
My apologies.
Gentlemen, how is everyone doing today?
Are you guys well?
Did you play What's Beef for beefing with someone that probably uses more conditioner than your girl?
How do you play What's Beef for us?
These things, too, they don't add up.
He is well-conditioned, isn't he?
He looks it.
Yeah.
For Russ?
Yeah, nigga.
That's what it's like?
No, it's not just Russ.
Got you shook?
It's not just Russ Roy.
It's not just Russ.
Oh, yeah, Chance got you out of here.
Act always get you out of here.
Mall.
Nadeska get you. Yeah, I get it. Maybe you out of here. Always get you out of here. Nadeska.
Yeah, I get it.
Maybe you do.
It's Russ and Chance.
Now, this is my podcast.
So, of course, I would never just volunteer to start my podcast talking about Russ and Chance.
But this is bringing up something
that's much more alarming, man.
You think niggas think I'm...
Yes.
Yeah.
Whatever you're about to say, I do.
Hold up.
Niggas think you're all of that.
The commission.
They don't think you're this.
Uncle Paulie.
P. Diddy.
Hold up, man.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'll tell him.
Iceberg Slim. The bullshit. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't tell him. I broke Slim.
The bullshit.
Snooze your butt in.
Yes, they thank you all of that.
Wait.
Are you serious?
Yeah, man.
I told you.
I told you to rap.
I told you to rap.
More.
I told you to rap.
All right, what's up?
Nobody listen.
I'm trying to get our other guests here.
Nobody listen to me.
I'm trying to have an honest conversation to open our podcast.
They think you pussy.
Yes, they think you pussy.
Let me ask the question at least.
You telling me.
Yes.
Wait, Parks too?
Yes, man.
Wait, man.
The answer is yes.
Do you know what beef is?
Y'all don't care about what beef is?
No.
No.
I don't care about none of that shit.
You think Russ thinks that Joe Budden is sweet?
Yeah.
He's been very clear about that.
But you know what's bad about this?
He's been very clear.
But the worst part about this?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's big rapping rapping That's not you
No that's big laughing
My nigga
Okay
Yeah
That's not you laughing at Russ
No Rory
But here's the bad part
About the whole thing
You can't get into a
Back and forth with Russ though
He has though
I mean verbally
Just little tweets and shit
That's cool
I'm talking about
You can't get in a booth
And mention his name
That's the bad thing
About this
Because then you're super corny
If you do that
Yeah
How did these new kids
Maneuver this move?
See
Because they know
It's a win-win for them
It's a win-win
You're not going to say
Somehow my chess move
Of retiring
Has backfired
And put me into a corner
Yeah
Well according to Russ The people retired Yeah You had no choice But to retire That's what happened? Retiring has backfired and put me into a corner. Yeah.
Well, according to Russ, the people retired you.
Yeah.
You had no choice but to retire. Oh, wait, that's what happened?
Yeah.
Voting Russ.
He said Joe Budden keep walking around saying he retired like he didn't have a choice.
You only sold 5K in a week.
When did Joe Budden ever only sell 5,000?
I'm just telling you what Russ said, bro.
I don't care about facts right now.
Jokes is better than facts.
We know that.
Fuck the facts.
But I'm asking you something.
What are you asking?
When has Joe Budden ever only sold 5,000 copies in a week ever?
Bro, I don't care about that.
But you just said it.
I just love the fact that you're in a position where you actually can't rap now.
You can't rap against Russ.
But I wasn't rapping.
Exactly.
So you just got to take them shots.
That's it.
I'll fuck Russ up. Nah, but you can't do that either. Because then I'm corny too. Yeah. You don't get a strike to take them shots. That's it. I'll fuck Russ up.
Nah, but you can't do that either.
Because then I'm corny too.
Yeah.
You don't get a stripe
for hitting anybody
with that type of hair.
Russ, you're going to hit Russ.
If you was real,
then you would hit him then.
That's actually a better fight.
See?
Rory, you might have to snuff it.
No, I don't get a stripe for hitting.
You might have to pop on Russ.
You don't determine
how the stripes come.
Yeah, you might have to pop on him.
No bullshit. Next time you see Russ, pop on him. Rory's not the deliverer how the stripes come. Yeah, you might have to pop on them. No bullshit.
Next time you see Russ, pop on them.
Roy's not the deliverer of the stripes.
Oh, I got a plan.
I got a plan.
Book Russ for Henny Palooza.
That could work.
And then let's book Russ at Henny Palooza.
Well, let's edit this part out, because now you put my whole game down.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how you do that.
I'm going to have Bridget knock out Russ.
They have the same hair.
They do have the same hair.
Just come in.
You look great.
Kind of you to join us five hours late.
The amazing Bridget Kelly, everyone.
The amazing Bridget Kelly.
The amazing Bridget Kelly.
A little disappointed, Bridget, because I really did want pretzels today.
Honestly, I know you thought I was joking.
I love pretzels. I was afraid to have pretzels on set because of your performance last night.
Hello, Bridget.
Hello, everyone.
Pretzels, yeah, well, today we'll just design, everyone. Pretzels.
Yeah, well, today we'll just designate today as Pretzel Day.
Can today be Pretzel Day?
Underrated snack, by the way. Underrated snack.
I was a little mad that you threw those pretzels because I happen to like pretzels.
Pretzels.
I thought it was a waste of pretzels.
It was a really good waste of pretzels.
No, we're going to get to Bridget and her pretzels.
Back to you, Maul.
What's up, man?
You, Parks, and Rory are not really telling me that Russ thinks this.
He's been very vocal about you being pussy.
There's nothing you can do about it.
So could I diss him and not say his name?
No.
Because we know what you're doing.
Are we dissing R&B singers now?
I think he's a rapper.
Russ is like...
I've heard one song from him that I liked.
Yeah. The only song I've ever's a rapper. I've heard one song from him that I liked.
The only song I've heard I like.
It's just a case of Joe's now in a position where he can't respond because if he responds to Russ, he's corny.
Is that real though?
He can't respond to Russ. Thank you, Bridget.
He can't respond to him because it's Russ.
Russ just started coming outside.
Let's just take him out while it's early then,
if that's what's going on.
No, man.
You don't get no...
No, man.
You don't get stripes for that.
Now, Chance...
Now, you're the deliverer of stripes.
Yes.
No, I'm not delivering stripes.
I'm just saying I know you can't get stripes for that.
But how do you know?
Because Russ is not...
That's like...
You can't spar with Russ.
Anyone of my friends would have called me a clown if I hit Russ.
Yeah, you can't spar with Russ.
They would look at me nuts.
Russ is selling out venues.
I don't care what he's doing.
Russ is making a name for himself.
For real.
Off your back.
No.
Okay, now listen.
This is why you can't.
Russ is from Secaucus.
He's from a train station.
What?
You can't punch him.
They're going to kill you in Secaucus.
He's from the train station.
So can he throw pretzels? Can Joe throw pretzels? Joe. No. Joe can't punch him. They're going to kill you. Wait, he's from Jersey. But what if he's just from the train station? So can he throw pretzels?
Can Joe throw pretzels?
Joe.
No, Joe can't.
I feel like Joe could throw pretzels.
Russ shouldn't even be able to diss me
from being from New Jersey, honestly.
He shouldn't, but he feels like you
shitted on him.
Fuck him.
See?
Exactly.
He doesn't fuck what he feels like.
I'm just saying, all of this is cool,
but you cannot put his name in it.
Can I just chance?
100%. Chance won't reply though.
Wait, why? 100% he could dischance.
He definitely won't reply.
It'll be Drake all over again.
It'll be much worse than that.
But Chance is the fucking biblical god.
You don't have the church on your back.
But Chance is at least a better rapper.
He's my best friend.
Respecting more is a rap co-work.
The commission Uncle Paul. But chances are he's a better rapper. How you diss Michelle Obama's friend? Respecting more as a rapper. How do you do this? It's true.
That's all right.
The commission.
Uncle Paul.
You won't keep playing.
The commission never came out, by the way.
He's a real De Janeiro.
Well, you can't rap.
Charlie Fulton.
You can't rap in this situation.
You can't, bro.
All right.
You know I'm usually the first one to say go.
No, you're not.
You're not the first one to say go.
When have I never said, yo, nah, go at that nigga?
You never said go at that nigga when it was never said hold on when it was somebody that was deemed to be a real good rapper everybody
i've ever went at that was deemed to be a good rapper you said don't go at no no no when you
was ready to go at them no because you'd be ready to go off of like just small shit
because that's rap no no no but you'd be ready to go on small shit, though. I'm talking about when it's like,
alright, my nigga.
Russ, you lucky that this ain't last year, my nigga.
Let me tell you that. I would have a field
day with you.
Woo!
You doing all this talk.
That's it. I'm retired, nigga.
That's all I do. He said, all you do is gossip.
I talk for a living. You proving him right right now. Yes, nigga.
Yes, I talk for a living. Now, I him right right now. Yes, nigga. Yes, I talk for a living.
Now, I'm not dissing Chance, by the way.
Bridget, how are you?
I'm wonderful.
How are you guys?
Thanks for having me back, first of all.
The fans wanted you back.
Thanks for being back.
Well, damn.
All right, Rory.
So y'all didn't want me here.
We just count on the fans.
That's what's up. Well, we have to commit to them.
Yes, it was good.
Well, thanks, fans.
Thanks, fans.
You showed your ass last night.
I didn't even know.
I invited you before I saw that episode.
Then I saw that episode.
I was like, whoa, what a premonition.
Glad to have you now.
I didn't see it.
It's fine.
First episode I watched.
We're going to get there.
We're going to save it.
I want to start with the more pertinent serious matter. Then we're going to get there. We're going to save it. I want to start with the more pertinent
serious matter.
So then we can get to the jokes.
Well, I mean,
I didn't want to start with Bow Wow.
Alright, so y'all
tell me when y'all want to address
Colin's lawsuit
against the NFL
about collusion.
We can address it now. Okay okay let's address it now how does everyone feel about the potential damage that this could cause apparently there's some
language in the collective bargaining agreement that says if he were able to prove this then that
the entire cba would be torn up and dismantled and you'd be able to start from
scratch when i hear that i'm certain that a lot of players would love for that to happen which
tells me that behind enemy lines he's got a few friends it tells me that if he is making these
this this case if he's fighting the case then i would assume he's bright enough to know that you
should be able to you got to prove it yeah i'm sure he must have some. He has to have something that he feels like could get it done, no?
I mean, well, just look around the league.
He's definitely more talented than a lot of these quarterbacks.
That's not enough.
That is enough.
Yeah, but when you're going against 32 billionaires.
How is it not enough?
I don't know if your stats matter.
Money matters.
Because it's their choice.
That doesn't prove collusion you're not
getting a job because you're better than who they have that doesn't prove collusion right somebody
i agree somebody somebody behind the scenes but there is no valid reason for him to have lost his
job that doesn't prove collusion right okay and that's why collusion is a very difficult thing
to prove because you have to have some type of conversation between
two or more people
where they're conspiring.
He must have some emails or texts or something.
He's got a paper trail of some sort to be able to claim that.
Because in doing this, he's now said
I'm no longer going to play in the NFL.
There's no way he will ever play in the NFL after
filing this. Taking this on that way
he won't know. Clearly Cap is an intelligent
guy. We've all seen that. So he has to have something in his back pocket that he thinks is gonna validate what he's
doing because he's no longer gonna play in the nfl there goes that job well once you sued the
company you're trying to work for steven a keeps saying that the ravens were were considering hiring him until his girlfriend, Nessa,
went on a tweet rant bashing the organization, and then they pulled back.
So he's said that quite a few times.
I don't see how that's relevant to anything.
I think that players' wives or girlfriends or whoever they date
can do whatever the fuck they want.
I don't think that that's relevant in a case of you trying to prove
whether you're blackballed or not, what my girlfriend did.
I would be insulted if that's what you brought.
Especially when it's not even your wife.
That's happened before.
Miko Grimes got Brett in a lot of hot water in Miami.
Miko's so real.
I love it.
She's great.
Yeah.
And Brett is a great quarterback.
I love any time the wives hold it down.
Yeah. Oh, so what do y'all think about
did y'all hear the story that leaked?
This is off on a tangent, but
was that Roger Goodell's wife?
Who had a fake
Twitter account?
No.
This was her real thoughts
on...
Damn it.
Savon!
You got a notepad ready and everything.
You about to write this down.
Savon, Roger Goodell's wife tweeted something about some black matter.
I think it was some Kaepernick-related issue.
And then the talk on Mike and Mike about that was, well,
is that how Roger Goodell feels
it's safe to assume when your wife tweets
something that that's how you feel
they're a piece of shit but anyway
back to Steph Curry's wife
I'm pardoned for forgetting her name
Aisha Curry
Aisha the chef
she went on a little Twitter rant
during the finals that didn't go over too well
that I think Steph had to apologize for.
Yeah, they was waiting
to get rid of her though.
Yeah, they were.
She was way too clean cut,
cooking well,
making cantaloupes fried
and shit.
Fried cantaloupes.
Unfrying things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They couldn't wait
for her to ruin herself.
Yeah, cooked.
They couldn't wait
to cook her.
How about that?
Oh, man. Sorry, I wait to cook her. How about that? Oh, man.
Sorry, I needed one.
I just needed one.
I just needed one little moment.
They couldn't wait to cook her.
The jingle brought it together, really.
That was cute.
That was a good one, Bridget.
I would never take you for the girl that throws pretzels.
I would never take you for the girl that throws pretzels.
You don't want lemonade, Papa.
No.
Why?
I don't know, man. He's above No. Why? I don't know, man.
He's above it.
Yeah, I don't think that's for me.
It's all right, Mom.
You can say you're for me.
I don't think that's for me.
That's not for me.
What's for you, bro?
I hate when niggas say that.
What's for you?
See, that's why I hate when niggas say that.
I don't watch.
If I do watch TV, I'm either watching sports or a documentary.
Okay.
I don't do the whole reality TV shit.
It's very serious.
You take television very seriously. No, it's not. I don't really fuck with TV. Sports or like a documentary. Okay. Like I don't do the whole reality TV shit. It's very serious. You take television very seriously.
No, it's not.
I don't really fuck with TV.
Sports or documentary TV.
But it's been on reality TV.
Or Love and Hip Hop.
The same show.
That's what happens when you, you know, a close friend of yours is doing reality.
You somehow get roped into it.
Bridget knows about that, see?
I do, in fact.
Don't judge.
Oh, no, I'm not judging.
I just said it's not.
It's not for you.
Yeah, I don't watch it.
But you were on it. I'm not mad at it. I just want I'm not judging I just said it's not It's not for you Yeah I don't watch it But you were on it
I'm not mad at it
I just want to be clear
I just want to
I feel like
I feel like it's for
It's more for women
Oh
Reality TV
Yeah tell my ex that
Hold up dog
Not being
No no watching it
I feel like
Because it's like
You know it's a lot of things
That happen
It's very catty
It's very catty
Yeah like
I feel like that's for the women, man.
We throw pretzels. When I'm going to be like,
oh, no, he didn't. When I'm watching that shit,
I can't. Come on, man.
What if you were surprised that he didn't?
No, but I can't.
All right, so to wrap up our collusion
talk.
I don't know how we got from
collusion there.
When he saw the collusion, he said, oh no, he didn't, to Cap.
Because he was watching sports.
But I do think Kaepernick will be back in the NFL, though.
I don't.
After you sue somebody.
I don't think they let you back in the corporation.
It depends on what he's got, though.
If he's got some legitimate ammo against them, then he's never coming back.
I think that's how they're going to bow out.
A team is going to sign him.
You might be right about that. I don't think they want him to blow the whistle on a lot of shit that's how they're going to bow out. A team is going to sign him. You might be right about that.
I don't think they want him to blow the whistle on a lot of shit that's going on.
That might be the way that they beat that whole CBA shit.
Exactly.
Because players are getting dicked, so they don't want that shit to come up.
He really stood his ground, though.
I don't think he's going to take the bait.
I think part of the thing is he wants to be back in the NFL.
I think that's part of it.
If he wins the case, they have to sign him.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I would want to be a part in the NFL. I think that's part of it. If he wins the case, they have to sign him. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think I would want to be a part of the NFL again, but I'm not mad at him wanting
to be a part of it again.
Is he a hero?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
We don't call it that because we're still in the moment, but 20 years from now.
Is he your hero?
Is he my hero?
I wouldn't say my hero.
Do you have a hero?
I have heroes.
Who are your heroes, nigga?
I have a few heroes.
I'm asking you, who's your heroes?
Base?
Like, local people.
People in the community is my heroes.
Niggas that sold drugs.
Base.
Ghost.
Alpo.
Neighborhood watch.
Yeah.
Real me.
I'm all hero.
I'm all hero.
Real shit. Nah, not neighborhood watch. She don't neighborhood watch. wait look at my old hero my old hero real shit nah not neighborhood watch
she don't neighborhood watch
did somebody say Alpo
no way
that ain't
never my hero
Rich Porter
I'm asking you the name
alright forget it
no you're naming heroes
I'm just guessing
cause you won't tell me
no I told you
that's it
yeah
that's it
alright
I only got two heroes okay my mom
i was gonna say my parents yeah i was gonna go with the cliche answer yeah my mom is my hero i
also wait wow wow rory is sounding trash right now let's just say my mom i just want to tell
y'all that while the yankees were playing last night,
Rory was tweeting, here comes the judge.
I never said that.
He was that guy.
Yes, 100%. He tweeted that?
It's there.
You can find it.
Okay, pull it up.
Find me when I said, here comes the judge.
The verdict is coming.
That's what I said.
Any man that says, here comes the judge,
and Aaron Judge comes to the plate is
definitely, definitely a funny guy.
Were you watching the Yankee game? Of course.
Why would I not watch the baseball team
I like while they're in the playoffs? I don't feel like you're a Yankee fan
though. I feel like you're a Mets fan. He's a
hipster fan.
Why do you feel like a Yankees fan?
No one liked the Mets when I was growing up.
He was a Yankee fan. You have to grow up.
You're from Queens.
I feel like most people I was growing up. He was a Yankee fan. You have to grow up. You're from Queens. I feel like from Queens.
I feel like most people
I know are from Queens.
Everyone liked the Yankees.
My parents both loved the Yankees.
I grew up in a Yankee household.
People say that about me
and the Patriots.
Rory is such a hipster.
That's crazy.
The Yankees in the playoffs
and now his parents loved him.
He had all the gear.
He had all the merchandise.
The scarf with the matching
hat and the mittens.
He is so trash.
I might have been a Yankee
player one Halloween. I still think the Yankees are mittens. Oh, he is so trash. I might have been a Yankee player one Halloween.
But I still think the Yankees are going to win this series, though, by the way.
So they're going to win?
Three straight?
Yeah.
Two series?
Wait, first of all, ain't you a huge Yankee fan?
What are you talking about?
Why weren't you watching the game is the real question.
I won't do that.
You won't watch the game?
No way.
Why?
No way.
That's way too much stress for me.
Like, I'm really into the games.
I'm not watching my team in game three down 2-0.
No way.
It would have been the game.
I'm not even a baseball fan, but playoff baseball is great.
Yeah.
It was a great game.
And the Yankees haven't been that good in the past few years.
It's good to see them back.
I think they're going to win it all, man.
Honestly.
They got a shot.
I hate niggas from the Bronx.
I'm just saying that they're going to do what they did last round.
It's just that they got to go down before they could really come together and win.
Basketball is your thing.
All sports is my thing, nigga.
And also, I'm a suffering Knicks fan.
It's nice to see a New York team do well.
I don't know how y'all still Knicks fans, honestly.
How could you not be a Knicks fan if you're from New York?
I just don't understand.
There was an era during our lifetime where they were great.
We're not tweeting off the podcast with the Knicks.
I mean, basketball season is back.
Why not?
I was trying to get to the bottom of the collusion thing.
Okay, well, you have information on the NFL that we don't have?
Right, I was like, somebody get you off, Joe.
How can we get to the bottom of the collusion thing?
Right. All right, so forget it then. Come on, NFL that we don't have? Right, I was like, somebody get somebody to chew on stuff. How can we get to the bottom of the collusion thing? Right.
All right, so forget it then.
Come on then, Drew.
You got something?
This is getting to the bottom of it?
No, this is my get to the bottom of opening night in the NBA music.
I'm really excited about this.
You such a hipster for watching the NBA on the night that it opens?
I think everyone's watching the game.
He's a hipster for playing.
Everyone was watching the Yankee game.
Rory is dying for other people to be hipsters.
Nothing hipster about watching the NBA on opening night.
But watching playoff baseball is hipster.
Yes.
I don't understand your brain at all.
That doesn't make any sense at all.
Rory has stripes on his mock neck.
You have checkers on your vans with no socks.
In Joe's defense, you're still a bigger hipster than him.
100%.
But Joe is closing the gap.
He's closing the gap.
He's right there.
I don't even think it's a race anymore.
Wait, time out, time out, time out, time out.
Exposed ankles is definitely closing the gap, Joe.
I got to agree.
Joe lives in LA already mentally.
I'm trying to tell you.
No, I don't.
The beanie when it's still warm out.
Joe wore beanie on South Beach.
Wow.
Well, 90 degrees outside.
I'm just letting y'all know that.
That's LA.
I haven't taken this beanie off since I've purchased it.
That's hipster shit.
But what I'm saying is this.
Or newborn baby shit.
I wear these little LA bullshit checkered.
For comfort.
Laceless vans, right?
That's always his escape.
I'm also the same nigga that wears Uggs slippers outside and to supermarkets
and shit.
That's hipster shit.
That's hipster shit.
All right, I'm done with y'all.
We killed Sean Wayans
when he had on Uggs
going to the store in LA.
Uggs is hipster shit.
There's no way
getting out of that.
We killed Sean Wayans for that.
I got to kill you for that.
Uggs is hipster shit.
Oh, y'all just getting jokes off.
No, we're telling the truth.
It's an invention.
That's hipster shit.
You work at Complex.
You're a fucking hipster.
It's trash at Complex.
But you work there. And you still stay there, which is mad hipster. I work at Complex. You're a fucking hipster. It's trash at Complex. But you work there.
And you still stay there,
which is mad hipster.
Do you wear your Ugg slippers
to Complex is the question.
No.
Yes, you would.
But you would.
That's hipster shit.
I'm sorry.
I got to roll with the plot on that.
Joe's a hipster.
That's hipster shit, Joe.
Rory's definitely a hipster, though.
Absolutely.
But Joe's a hipster, man.
But you know what?
There's levels, though.
There's levels.
There's levels to hipster.
They're both on a pretty high level of hipster.
And I'm not going to lie.
I think Kanye kind of stole Joe's swag with the bum couture shit.
You was the first nigga doing bum couture.
Bum couture?
That's a thing?
Explain that, please.
Look at Kanye's line now.
Look at his clothing.
No, Kanye's line looks like Jesus of Nazareth.
I'm not doing that.
No.
It's like swaddling clothes.
Jesus kind of looked like a bum in Nazareth.
It's like swaddling clothes.
Jesus was a little bummy. Jesus looked like homie. Jesus definitely looked like homie on 59 show. It's like swaddling clothes. Jesus was a little bummy.
Jesus definitely looked like homie on 59th and Columbus Circus.
His toes were all out.
Jesus was trash.
Yeah.
Jesus had bum swag.
He had bum swag.
Oh, no, no.
Jesus and Joe had the same swag.
This is a step too far.
Feet out.
You know, holes in the garments.
Ankles out.
Yeah.
We all about to die.
Beer.
I've been quiet.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm not co-s been quiet you know what I'm saying
I'm not cosigning that
about Jesus
I'm just saying
it's bump couture
I don't know
Joe knew what
he was doing back then
he just didn't know how to
you know what I mean
because Joe would just like
go too far with it
oh
but he knew that this style
was coming in
I mean the Ugg slippers
in the grocery store
he knew comfort was coming
I don't know
you're giving him a lot of credit
no he knew it was coming
he knew it was coming
I didn't know
you were ahead of the curve.
I'm like, Joe, you was ahead of the curve like that?
No.
No, not at all.
No.
Not mad behind the curve.
I still can't believe it's in.
I'd be looking at it and it's like, wow.
Astonishing.
All right, so more shit to get to the bottom of, I guess, then.
Oh, opening night NBA.
Y'all totally ignore my theme music that I teamed up.
Yeah, totally.
This is what I waited for up this is what I waited for
this is what I waited for
all summer
time to toss it to
the Joe Button Podcast
inside the NBA
expert analysis
Amal Rashad
Amal Rashad
not an expert analysis
you're not Amal Rashad
no
he's definitely Amal Rashad
I'm not Amal Rashad
Amal Rashad
yes you are
please Amal Rashad
sorry
I'm not Amal Rashad alright well we'read. No, sorry. Please, Amal Rashad. Sorry. I'm not Amal Rashad.
All right, well, tell us.
We're not going to even make that.
Because I see where this might go.
Because the season just started.
We're not going to do this every week.
I'm just going to let you niggas know that now.
This is not about to become like an ongoing Amal Rashad.
I just love that you are the specialist expert correspondent.
I'm not, though.
Last week, you were the senior rape analyst.
And I was right. No, no. Last week, you were the senior rape analyst. And I was right.
Last week, you were the senior rape analyst. Now you're the NBA
correspondent. I said that Nelly didn't
rape that girl. I don't know.
She read a letter. Wait, that got proven?
Yeah. When was that settled?
Can we put this in the collusion folder?
She wrote a whole letter. He's the rape correspondent. He's still
corresponding. I gotta give him credit. And he's the senior.
He followed up. I asked him for his NBA credit. And he's the senior. Wait. He followed up.
I asked him for his NBA analysis, and he started telling me about rape.
Let's switch to NBA analysis right now.
All right, so what do you want to know, man?
Amar Rashad.
No, no.
What are your picks?
Give us the scoop.
What's happening inside of the locker rooms?
Picks for when the season?
What's happening in China?
What's happening, period.
Picks for the season?
No, tonight, nigga.
Or yesterday.
Oh, well, yeah, tonight.
Or yesterday.
Wait, we can't do it because it's yesterday.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Yeah, that's trash.
Who plays tomorrow?
We can still talk about it.
No, fuck tomorrow.
Tonight is the game.
But tonight was yesterday.
Yeah, tonight was yesterday, but you know.
OKC is going to smack Houston around.
I don't know about that.
They play...
Oh, no, the Warriors play Houston.
I'm sorry.
The Warriors play Houston.
Oh, that's a dub for the dubs.
What?
The Warriors.
They're going to lose?
No.
They ain't not losing to fucking Chris Paul.
Warriors might not lose until January, man.
Just a fact.
They might not lose until January. Is Le Just a fact. They might not lose until January.
Is LeBron playing?
Was that confirmed yet?
He's definitely going to play.
He texted you?
They were saying this morning he wasn't.
He's going to play.
I didn't know he was injured or something.
The GQ magazine cover came out today.
Come on.
He's playing.
That was the rollout for the game.
LeBron had like a sprained pinky toe.
Yeah.
How you got a messed up ankle you haven't played in three months?
The Cavs are going to beat the Celtics then.
I got the Knicks over the Thunder at 8 o'clock.
You have the Knicks over the Thunder?
You are mad loyal, bro.
Wait, that game is tonight?
No.
8 p.m.
Is today the 19th?
What's today?
No.
What are you talking about?
It's just scores today.
It's a day they don't have a job.
You know the date.
No, but I know it's want a week off. No, but I know
it's not a week away.
No.
The 19th is not a week.
Thursday is the 19th.
Tomorrow is the 19th.
No.
Well, yeah.
Well, okay, yeah.
Podcast time.
Look at you guys
knowing all the dates
telling me that I don't.
Podcast time.
Rory, tell us more
about how unemployment
is going.
Can we get an update
at least?
Oh, my God.
It's cool. The gym, there's not a lot of people in there. Is your LinkedIn popping? LinkedIn is going. Can we get an update at least? Oh my God. It's cool.
The gym, there's not a lot of people in there.
Is your LinkedIn popping?
LinkedIn is popping.
Nice.
I haven't gotten an email in a while.
It's been great, man.
Yeah, I should update that.
Send out to my contacts.
No, the barbershops are clear.
The gym is clear.
The days are just better when kids are in school and people are at work.
I get so many more things done.
It's a fact.
My house is always cleaner.
Just, you know, that whole...
Do you have Ugg slippers as well or not?
I do. They don't go outside, though.
I kind of thought that that would be your version.
Let me give you guys mine.
This is definitely going to be better
than Rory's version.
Saturday morning.
Rory's definitely going to call you early in the morning,
God, now that you're unemployed.
No.
No. Saturday morning
I figure he ain't doing shit
So I call him up
To see if he wanna go have a little bite to eat or something
You know what I mean?
I'll pay for it
So I shoot him a text
Hey
Early morning Early morning Joe Yeah Hey So I shoot him a text. Hey.
Early morning joke.
Yeah.
Hey.
Guess what he said.
You guessed it.
Hey.
Oh, yeah.
He said, hey, back.
And then I said, hey, you want to go get a bite?
Then this is the funny part.
Now guess what he said.
I just ate.
Oh, no.
It's much better than that.
You guessed it. He said I would love to.
However,
I sound pretty dope
so far. I'm headed to Long Island
to do this bum ass
questionnaire to receive
some money.
Because this is what unemployment life is like.
And I said, whoa!
Should we just take the title deal?
Like, why are you just running around answering questions?
Rory's doing bad studies and scientific experiments
on the train answering questionnaires.
So then, I respect it.
I went to a Cutco meeting to do the knives,
and I want to go door to door and sell those.
You did the most vacuum cleaner ones?
Okay, this is very pursuit of happiness most of vacuum cleaner ones. That was a big one too. This is very
pursuit of happiness.
Vacuum cleaner shit
was popping back.
This nigga Rory
donated blood
six times last week
at the blood bank.
I got about 16 kids.
Right.
All my sperm
is at the bank.
How many focus groups
about laundry detergent
did you have to do?
Yeah, I'm on mad
impractical Joker shows
for doing focus groups.
So,
because I'm petty
and childish
and immature,
as soon as I stopped texting Rory,
I then tried to think of
all the questions
he could be answering.
And you would have to answer them, right?
Because what are the limits?
If you're getting paid, what won't you
answer?
This is above my money. I can't do this.
I'm asking.
It was about charities
for McDonald's. It was something I would have
done whether I was employed or not. It was for a friend.
It just happened to be paid.
It was for Jamal.
Who says no to Jamal?
Who says no to Jamal?
You're not going to check him for fucking dropping
a name? You're not going to pick that up off the
floor? Don't try to bring Bridget into your fucking shit.
He is Jamal.
Oh, this Jamal?
It was for Jamal.
Yeah, Jamal, you?
You niggas know damn well I ain't have no questions for no one.
What the fuck you talking about?
The expert never has questions.
The expert only has answers.
Answers only.
So, all right.
So forget that then.
You would answer questions for money.
Yeah, I would answer questions for money yeah I would answer questions for money
okay what won't you do
for money
that's what I'm trying
to figure out
that's one of my questions
have you considered
dog walking
I'm not saying
I'm not saying
my ass
my ass is off limits
my ass is not being sold
I'll take the unemployment
glad we got to the bottom of that
do you know what's crazy
I had a conversation
actually
at lunch yesterday with somebody who told me that there is apparently
this underground subculture of dancers, male dancers, for occasions.
Are they hiring?
I didn't realize that was a magic mic type of thing.
And I didn't realize that that was really happening, that women are really into that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Plug me with your friend.
That women are into male dancers.
Women are into what?
Private dancers.
I think that's more of a homosexual thing.
No, it's not.
It's apparently not.
That's because all Bridget friends is 48.
Really?
So they into all of that.
Oh, my God.
No, well, they're not my friends.
I don't know who these women are,
but they like to have a dance.
And it's not just for bachelorette parties.
So apparently that's a money making
so they pay guys
and just come to their house
on a random Wednesday
random Wednesday
if they having a
waiting to exhale wine night
they just have
I'm off on Wednesdays
yeah I'm off on Wednesdays too
wait wait wait
time out
y'all gotta chill
this is a thing
apparently this is a thing
wait Bridget
alright
so
enlighten me
what do you think
Rory's rate would be?
It just...
Wait, no.
What do you think Rory's rate...
What song is he dancing to?
I've been in the gym.
What song is Rory dancing to?
I feel like Rory...
He's definitely dancing to Sabrina Chloe.
No, no way.
That'd be very seductive.
It's definitely Slum Village.
For some earthy hoes?
Hey, dancing to Slum Village is crazy. You're holistic. Hey, stri dancing to slum village is crazy
holistically
stripping to slum village
is fucking insane
tainted got a little
bop to it
I can dance to
tainted by slum village
just the thought of that
is crazy to me
I'm just saying
a nigga taking his
clothes off to slum village
in the background
I think it's totally
disrespectful
I think Rory has
a synchronized dance
to slum village
now
no
hell no no way I'm just saying I don't know I'm just saying if things get dire and desperate Rory has a synchronized dance to Slum Village now. Hell no. No way.
I'm just saying. I don't know.
I'm just saying if things get dire and desperate,
Rory, I'm just saying.
What do you think the rate would be? Is there health benefits?
Dental? Not that dental
dance. I'm like actual regular dental shit.
I'm not sure. Why would you need dental
for being a dancer? Because it's a job.
I need health insurance.
So back to this collusion. Back to this collusion.
Back to collusion.
Back to collusion.
Back to the collusion.
Whoa.
Yeah, more.
Yeah, more.
Back to the collusion.
Back to the collusion.
Y'all niggas worship him.
Lie.
Do y'all want to get to the bottom of
Some very serious matters here
Come on now
You just want to get to the bottom of everything
Pause
Yes
Look at Rory trying to talk to me like it's Wednesday
Listen Rory got time on Wednesday
I do
And I just got a job
No no I'm not
I just got hired for Wednesday through your homegirl.
There we go.
Dancing.
The Slum Village.
I still want to know what you think his rate would be, but tell me later.
Maul.
What up?
Our expert NFL expert on scene.
Okay.
What's up?
Does Odell have cancer?
Okay.
You know what? He has to. Well, from- Does Odell have cancer? Okay. You know what?
He has to.
Well, from...
Does he have kidney stones?
Did he have an open heart transplant?
HIV.
Was he shot?
Was he attacked by lions and tigers?
No.
Car accident?
No.
Is Drake still in the hospital with him?
He may be.
Okay.
I hope not. Is he still wearing the surgery hat him? He may be. Okay. I hope not.
Is he still wearing the surgery hat that he took the selfie in?
For ankle surgery.
Oh, come on.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
I'm asking you a question.
You're the senior Drake analyst.
Why are we playing this background music right now?
But why are you looking at me?
Why are you looking at me over your shoulder like that, though?
That's crazy.
Don't ever look at me over your shoulder like that, bro.
Turn all the way around when you want to look at me, man.
Don't look at me over your shoulder.
Turn all the way around.
Don't look at me like that.
Why am I like this? Yeah, like that. Don't look at me like that. Why am I like this?
Yeah, like, don't look at me like that, man.
Turn around.
More.
Tell me why Drake is spending the night in the studio.
I mean, anywhere with Odell.
Oh, god.
Come on, no, you got to make sense of it.
I can't, man.
Because they going to say I'm hating.
So I can't say nothing.
They're going to say Rory's hating too.
Bridget maybe could get away with it.
I'm not a Drake hater.
I love Drake.
We love Drake too.
All of us here love Drake.
Not as much as Odell.
I'm not spending a night in the hospital for Drake.
I'll buy an album.
Yeah, come on, Mo.
Would any of y'all spend a night in the hospital with your friend if they're having ankle surgery?
No.
Ankle surgery?
Not for ankle surgery.
Okay.
Joe broke his foot a couple years ago.
I think we texted him.
Everyone hit the group chat and said, wow, that's crazy.
Yo, I broke my foot and niggas didn't get me an apple juice.
Niggas didn't come to visit.
I was laid up for a whole summer
and didn't see
a fucking friend.
I was suicidal.
I rode only human.
I didn't know
what was going on.
I rode only human.
I didn't tell you
what was going on
at the time.
Damn.
I had to chill.
He is suicidal.
He's just home.
Poor Joe by himself
at home in the Ugg slippers.
When you're home too long,
you got to think about
killing yourself.
When we wanted to use
the deck,
we hit you up.
No, you don't. Yes, you do. No, that's too dark. That're home too long, you gotta think about killing yourself. When we wanted to use the deck to hit you up. No, you don't.
Yes, you do.
No, that's too dark.
That's crazy.
So you've never thought
about killing yourself?
I have,
but not for being at home too long.
What?
Oh.
You're not better than me.
You're not better than me?
What the fuck wrong with Bridget?
Joe want to kill himself
when all the Captain Crunch is gone.
Oh my God.
I don't blame him.
I don't blame him.
That's legit.
Fuck this.
I've never tasted Captain Crunch. What? Wow my God. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. That's legit. Fuck this. I've never tasted Captain Crunch.
What?
Wow.
That's top three cereal.
Easy.
Here come hipster fucking Rory.
That's enough reason
to kill yourself right there.
You gotta have Captain Crunch.
The cereal chart.
You don't have cereal
for three ever.
You work at Complex.
I'm sure you have the list
in your hard drive.
I guarantee.
Wait.
Captain Crunch is a top three
cereal of all time? Yes. I would have to agree. All right. Let's go through it. Frosted Flakes. Lucky Charms. I guarantee. Wait. Captain Crunch is a top three cereal of all time?
Yes.
I would have to agree.
All right.
Let's go through it.
Frosted Flakes.
Lucky Charms.
No, come on.
Lucky Charms.
No way.
I quit.
If y'all are not going to acknowledge Frosted Flakes as a top three cereal of all time.
No.
Top three?
No.
That's like a standard.
It's like Cheerios.
That's why.
You put Cheerios up that high?
No, because you can only have one standard.
Cheerios. I'll say Frosted Flakes. I'll say Frosted Flakes. Fruit Pebbles. You can only have one standard. Cheerios, Raisin Bran, Frosted Flakes.
You can only pick one of those.
Cocoa Puffs?
That's different.
That's different.
I'm talking about the standard.
Did you get the chocolate milk afterwards?
Corn Flakes.
Fruity Pebbles are the jam.
Corn Flakes are the jam.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch might be top one.
Yeah, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is great.
I can't do it at this age, but when I was a kid, I loved Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Honey Combs.
What's the...
Honey Combs is good. Yeah, I used to like Honey Combs, but cinnamon toast. Honey combs. What's the... Honey combs was good.
Yeah, I used to like honey combs, but they're not top.
Let's get to the bottom of this.
Smacks.
I love smacks.
I love smacks.
Corn pops.
Corn pops are my shit, though.
Reese's Puffs.
Was I the only one that liked Reese's Puffs?
That was...
I think Passpuff.
All right, so let me just find out that you guys' cereal list, much like your MC list,
you're just shoving all the cereals into the top 10.
Top 20?
You don't like pops?
No,
no,
my family loves me.
What about fruit loops?
Apple jacks.
Apple jacks is what you picked
when it was nothing.
Apple jacks is definitely
top three.
Fruit loops.
Wait,
can we address more
eating pop?
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No What? No The aunt house you hated Had pops Pops had tinfoil shit
Pops was alright
Pops was great
I was not trying to get
To the bottom of cereals
How did we start with cereals?
I don't care about cereals
What were we talking about?
You said you were suicidal
And I said because
You had a more
Captain Crunch
Oh you're trying to be funny now
But we can get back to the
You said you want to talk about
I'm not suicidal anymore
Collusion?
Can we get back to the collusion?
The collusion of Drake
Being in the hospital
Oh There it is Yes That's what we were talking about Come on Ma Come on You want to talk about the- I'm not suicidal anymore. Collusion? Can we get back to the collusion? The collusion of Drake being in the hospital?
Oh!
There it is.
Yes!
That's what we were talking about.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I don't know, man.
It was awkward.
I don't know.
I just don't.
I mean, I get it.
You would visit.
But see, that's my thing.
I don't.
Why I take that picture?
You're taking photos.
I'm not mad at you.
You're going to visit your friend in the hospital.
Of course not. It's a press release.
Yeah, but just the.
It's like everything is for public now.
It's for the gram.
I hate that
type of shit i just feel like neither one of them needed to do that though like if y'all are friends
in real life i don't need to know the child exactly my point that's my point like it was
just like everybody's insta friends and i'm not saying that they're only insta friends i don't
know the degree of their friendship but drake odell and von mill Miller creep me out. What did Von Miller do?
He's just too close to Odell.
Oh.
Well.
That's it.
He didn't do anything.
He's a great football player.
He didn't do anything.
That's fucking phenomenal.
But, yeah.
No.
Like, he's running around saying.
They were the ones that exchanged the jerseys all the time.
And he's running around now saying.
He wears those funny glasses, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't trust niggas that wear those if you're not Dwayne Wayne.
Yeah. Fucking. He's running around now saying Odell should be the highest paid player in the league. Those funny glasses, too. Yeah, I don't trust niggas that wear those if you're not Dwayne Wayne.
He's running around now saying Odell should be the highest paid player in the league,
even though he's hurt.
The caping is just above and beyond what I would ever imagine.
It's trash, and I'm sick of it as a Giants fan.
And I want you to answer to it because you were at the hospital,
and those are your friends. You drove them.
I was actually with you when the picture hit the internet.
Well, the picture they posted late.
It was from a few hours ago.
Oh, okay.
Make sense of it for me.
I can't.
I just said I don't.
Going to visit your homie in the hospital, great.
But then taking a picture and posting it and it's kind of like.
It's like it's a photo.
Making your publicist
tell the world
that you stayed the night
and you're still there
yes
wait wait
is that what he said
yeah the second report
was Drake has not left the hospital
he stayed the night
I don't believe that
now that I'm not rolling with
I think that's just jokes
like I'm not rolling with
no it was a real
story
from where
from the hospital nigga
I'm not rolling with
the hospital put out a release I don't think Drake spent the night in the hospital, nigga. I'm not rolling with that. The hospital put out a release.
I don't think Drake spent the night in the hospital.
That's what the street said, bro.
Whoa.
Twitter said it.
That's true.
That would be the shocking line.
Not for an ankle surgery, no.
Now, if Odell got clapped eight times, God forbid, coming from the club and some shit like that happened,
then absolutely.
But an ankle surgery as an athlete?
Dog, that's bare minimum. Okay won't be right back uh the new york post do you consider that
i mean it's not really valid but i did like the post no sorry
yeah it wasn't just like somebody on the timeline i'm still rolling it though
why are you playing this background music?
Maybe it was the best thing.
Oh, they'll hold me down.
You're about to be silly.
That's all.
I didn't want nothing.
Who do you think was pressing the nurse button?
What?
Wait, was Drake the nurse?
Oh, my God.
Good.
I can't.
It was Drake the nurse.
What's wrong with y'all,
man?
Oh my God.
We just trying to get to the bottom of things.
I guess today,
huh?
Wait,
Drake was the nurse and then he left and went to the Kentucky game.
This is a wild life.
And wore a Kentucky dad t-shirt.
None of them are his kids.
Yo,
listen.
Yeah. Come on, man.. Yo, listen. Yeah.
Come on, man.
I can't.
Come on, man.
That's my nigga, but it's-
End it.
I can't.
I don't know what to say, man.
What you want me to say?
Oh, man.
It's definitely a little crazy.
Definitely.
There's some crazy shit going on.
I hate more.
I swear to God.
Why do you hate me?
Why do you hate me?
You keep calling on him to give the expert analysis, and he's not giving you the expert
I'm giving you my analysis.
It's crazy.
He will never tell the truth ever.
I'm telling you.
What is the truth?
He spent the night at the hospital?
I don't know if that's true.
I asked you who you think was calling the nurse.
I said I would hope the patient was calling the nurse.
I would hope the patient was calling the nurse.
Yeah, but then you double back with, nah, that's crazy.
I don't think Drake spent the night. I don't. I nah, that's crazy. I don't think Drake spent the night.
I don't. I still don't believe that. I don't think he spent
the night in the hospital. I think Drake has way too much shit going on. Do you think he curled up
in the chair? He waited
until the poor girl went in the bathroom
and then went in her purse and stole her phone.
On a just blaze beat.
One Lord knows.
So why wouldn't he spend the night in the fucking
hospital bed? Yeah, no.
That's different though. That's different.
That's different.
You stealing a girl's phone
is because you think
she's taking...
No!
I'm not about to rationalize
stealing a girl's phone
out of her pocketbook
when you go to the bathroom.
Maybe $20 or something,
but not the phone.
You might think
she's doing some sneaky shit.
Oh, dear.
She could be setting him up.
Yeah.
I could definitely...
Bitch is not setting me up.
I'm not doing this crazy now.
I could definitely see
taking $20 out the purse, but not the phone.
Not the phone.
Fuck the $20.
You want to know if she's trying to line you up, nigga?
Who you been texting since you've been here?
You taking any photos?
I need money for cigarettes.
Drake don't need money for cigarettes, bro.
This is craziness.
Some of the things that you rationalize in the name of your friendship with people is a little off to me.
No, I'm just saying I understand you going into a girl's place and going through her phone before spending the night at a hospital because your homie is having ankle surgery.
All right, I don't care about that now.
If a girl goes to your house and says, pardon me.
I hope a girl never says that.
We have a girl here.
She can do it.
No, that's not fun.
Nope.
What do girls call you?
What are you telling me your telling me? My name is...
You wanted them niggas to give them Titus.
Titus?
Titus?
Titus is a sick fucking name.
That's a sick fucking name.
How would you know?
Because I just know...
You ever have some friends where you never know their alias until a girl is around?
I hate that shit.
I don't know.
Their alias?
What did she just call you? Who are you? Y'all got aliases now? Like, Titus who? I don't have an alias. Joe, what's your alias until a girl is around? Yeah. What did she just call you?
Y'all got aliases now?
Like Titus, ooh.
Joe, what's your alias?
Bridget Kelly.
Nothing. I do not have an alias.
Bitch.
I do not have an alias.
To women?
You did before.
Derek?
Nah, that's my alias to everybody
okay
so Derek
but I was like silly
it was Derek Jeter
come on
you're such a hipster
isn't he a Yankee player
no you're not
you're not Derek Jeter
he wasn't a Yankee player
I'm sorry
you're not Derek Jeter
everyone
you're like the evil Derek Jeter
I heard him
the evil Derek Jeter
Bridget
the evil Derek Jeter
you're a beater.
So what were we talking about?
I don't remember now.
The collusion of Drake being in the hospital.
All right, but you're not going to give us any information on this.
I don't have any information, Joe.
All right, where's my phone?
Because I hate when you do this.
All right, so let's just talk about something else.
Fine.
He mad.
He mad.
I don't have information about the hospital visit.
I mean, Maul wasn't at the hospital, so that's not fair.
Maul was definitely at the hospital.
He was right here. 100% Maul was at the hospital, so that's not fair. Maul was definitely at the hospital. He was right here.
100% Maul was at the hospital.
In spirit, at least.
Let's see.
In spirit, yeah.
Definitely FaceTimed you.
What's up, big bro?
How you doing in there?
De'Aaron Fox, point guard, rookie point guard of the Sacramento Kings,
has a message for all Californians.
In-N-Out Burger is terrible.
I stand behind that gentleman.
That's what he said.
In-N-Out Burger is trash. It's overrated.
I've never had In-N-Out Burger.
It's not trash.
Their fries are kind of good.
I fuck with their fries.
In-N-Out Burgers are not trash.
They're overrated, but they're not trash.
I won't go that far. I've never had an In-N-Out burgers are not trash. They're overrated, but they're not trash. I won't go that far.
I've never had an In-N-Out burger.
Save yourself the time.
Rory is just anti all things LA.
What do you think about a Shake Shack?
Shake Shack or In-N-Out?
Shake Shack, for sure.
In-N-Out is just like a bodega burger.
It's nothing special.
In-N-Out is kind of trash.
There's nothing good about it.
LA people gas it.
I never had that again.
No, I'm not gassing it, but I'm just, I mean.
Are you considered L.A. people?
I think Fat Burger might be better than that.
I live in L.A., and Rory has already determined that there is a distinction between L.A. Bridget and New York Bridget.
Then what's the burger in L.A. I should get if it's not in L.A.?
Umami?
I don't know what that is.
That is a good burger.
Umami is a good burger.
Avocado.
Umami is a good burger.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, y'all.
Let Bridget and fucking Maul
bond over their secret
burger spots in LA.
Like In-N-Out.
All right, cool.
So we'll let you
and Rory have fucking
bond over your Urban
Outfitters hipster shit.
Do what you want to do.
There's a great one on
Florida.
Bridget, clap back.
Clap back, Bridget.
What you mean?
Hey, where should I get
a burger?
Come on, yo.
Come on.
And first of all,
where can I get a frock? I need a men's fro frock a frock joe definitely has a frock by the way
100 where can i get pants with a lot of zella zippers and pockets joe joe has those two i don't
know what a frock is oh okay now you don't know what a frock is fuck out of here joe don't do
that first of all come on derek you know what a frock is jo Joe and I thrift. We don't go to Urban Outfitters. We thrift. I don't know what a frock is.
What the frock are you talking about?
You a frock.
What the frock are you talking about, Joe?
Are you guys done with your Kumani burgers?
Yeah.
Y'all done with your yoga, man?
We cool?
Yeah.
Y'all do yoga.
Yeah, y'all do yoga.
They just wear shirt dresses and stuff.
With that being said, I stand behind that gentleman's point of view.
I think In-N-Out is trash.
I think everything in LA for food is trash.
You can only eat tacos for three days and then you eat something else.
I don't even care.
I'm just trying to think of retaliation jokes towards the wall.
I don't even care whatever we're talking about.
Towards the frog.
The Black Panther movie preview has been released
has anyone seen it
no
I have not
I don't see how
people listen to our podcast
no for real
I don't know why
we don't watch
hip hop
we don't watch previews
why we listen to this podcast
no the trailer's dope
I think it's gonna be a dope movie
so you did see it
yeah hell yeah
you gotta
you gotta watch the trailer
for Black Panther
it's our trailer correspondent
yeah
right that trailer was fire Maul is way more valuable Hell yeah. You gotta watch the trailer for Black Panther. It's our trailer correspondent. Yeah.
Right.
That trailer was fire.
Maul is way more valuable to the podcast than I be thinking.
He's the correspondent for everything. He's the expert.
I'm not the senior analyst.
You are fucking a Maul to shot.
Senior expert analyst.
Listen, so Ice, I was arguing with Ice for some, I was bored.
Ice thinks that the Black Panther movie,
him and a few other people,
some of them were related to me,
think that the Black Panther movie
is going to break all the movie records.
I agree.
I agree.
What?
I disagree.
I'm going to disagree firmly.
I agree.
I'm so glad.
It's weird to see the color in this room
on who's agreeing and who's disagreeing. I agree. I'm so glad. It's weird to see the color in this room on who's agreeing
and who's disagreeing.
I agree.
Nah.
I'm so glad
that there is someone here
that disagrees.
Do you agree
or disagree?
I disagree.
Who's in it?
So there's two people here.
Do you agree or disagree?
No, no, no.
I need more information.
I disagree.
I don't agree with you.
Oh, I thought you agreed.
You don't think it's going to break
all the box office?
Hell no. I need more information. Who is the, I thought you agreed. You don't think it's going to break all the box office? Hell no.
I need more.
Who is the Black Panther?
Some nigga.
Chadwick Boseman.
You know what, though?
I have an issue.
Oh, here comes cultured, rigid Chadwick Boseman.
No, but you know why I know his name?
You know why I know his name, though?
And it makes me mad because he stars in every single iconic Black biopic that's out.
He's been Jackie Robinson.
He's been Thurgood Marshall.
He's James Brown.
He's playing everybody.
And he's the Black Panther.
I think this is going to be his movie, though.
I need Hollywood to just acknowledge it.
When you look at me, bro, turn your whole body around.
I need James Brown to not be Black Panther and Jackie Robinson.
I need Hollywood to stop.
I felt that way, too. He's not the only. I need Hollywood to stop. I felt that way too.
He's not the only black actor.
Let's stop.
He can't play no other.
So you think this is the role that his glow up is like?
No, I think that this is the role where it's going to be like, okay, we see him.
Because when you see him as James Brown, you're not really looking at, I mean, you're looking
at his acting, but you're more so interested in the story of James Brown.
It's not more so who's playing him. It's like, you just want to see how the story but like this is like so
you're a new movie story no i'm just saying like this is a movie where it's like this is his
it's it's like the first of it you know i mean like this is the black panther marvel like so
you really like this kid no i think he's a good actor yeah no he's a good actor i think he's a
very good actor i don't think this is gonna be to be his breakout moment. I don't know. Why do you think it'll outsell all movies ever?
What is the timing?
The timing of the period we're in in the country.
I think Trump being elected proves that that will not happen.
Yeah.
No, but we don't.
I don't think one person in middle America is going to go see the Black Panther movie.
I'm not worried about middle America.
And white people only see, unfortunately, white people only see the slavery black movies.
They don't go to see when black people are empowered.
I'm not worried about that.
That was going to be my argument.
And I'm uncomfortable with Rory making it, so just shut up.
Listen, I don't think that white people are letting anything black hit the top of the charts, including the Panthers.
The only reason I will disagree with that, though, is because it's Marvel.
So white people will go see whatever Marvel puts out anyway.
So I believe that wholeheartedly.
But I don't think it's going to break records more so than Wonder Woman or Justice League.
Because it's just, you know what I'm saying?
I think it'll break records if us, as African Americans, if we decide for it to break the record.
When we decide for something to happen, we hold the power in this country.
We just don't know that yet.
We are the biggest consumers in this country.
We just don't know that yet.
So if we all say we're going to support the Black Panther movie, that movie will be the
highest grossing movie ever.
Okay.
That's period.
But we're all not saying that.
I was going to say, I don't think everybody's saying that.
No, we're not saying it, but I do think a lot of people are going to go out and support
this movie.
I really do.
I think once Black actors- Are you going to go out and support this movie. I really do. I think once black actors-
Are you going to see it?
Hell yeah.
Are you going to try to emulate some of the movies?
Yeah, I am, actually.
I am.
That's what I'm going to learn.
The week after the podcast, the week after I go watch the movie, that next podcast is going to be amazing.
I'm coming in,
I'm fucking everybody up.
I'm letting y'all know that.
Sound like a Wu-Tang album?
Yeah, I'm fucking everybody up.
Okay.
And then the Avengers movie
comes out shortly after that,
like in May or some shit, right?
That's another reason
I don't think this is happening.
Right.
I don't think that
this is breaking records
just for the Avengers
to come and fucking total that shit
in a few months.
I don't see it.
But the trailer's great.
And I'm not big Mr. Marvel guy anymore.
I feel like they milking this shit at this point.
Once I went to the movie to see some shit
and saw an Ant-Man preview,
I was like, all right, Stan.
All right, Stan Lee.
And Ant-Man I heard was dope.
I didn't see that shit just because, no.
I didn't see it in the theaters, but I saw it. It was a good movie. You definitely rented Ant-Man I heard was dope. I didn't see that shit just because, no. I didn't see it in the theaters, but I saw it.
It was a good movie.
You definitely rented Ant-Man.
Nah, I waited for that shit to come on cable.
Ant-Man came on cable?
Yeah, it came on like, oh shit.
Ant-Man was kind of hard.
I liked Ant-Man.
I thought Ant-Man was good.
What else was I going to ask you guys about while we're on television?
Fuck.
There was something on
netflix i just want to say i think i think that that that television show this is us might be one
of the greatest shows ever i don't what tell me more i didn't see that that's the one that uh
oh that's what people keep telling me to watch yo listen that show might be one of the greatest
written and it's on netflix that's on nbc nbc that show what's it about a family of
triplets who grow up and they all have different lives like it's two it's two brothers and a girl
and but a couple had triplets one of them died during delivery and i'm assuming the mother died
during delivery no one of the kids died oh okay but when the kids died a fireman brought in
a baby that was just left at a firehouse stoop that same night so the family adopted him like
this is like god sent like we lost a child during birth and here comes a child that was just
left on a firehouse stoop the same night so they all have the same birthday technically like so
it's like we're just gonna adopt him but the baby was black. This was a white family.
But they adopted him anyway, raised him, you know what I mean?
And now they're all doing different things in their lives.
The story is just crazy.
But the way it's written and acted, it's crazy.
I watched like eight episodes one night.
And I never heard of this show before.
I heard it's good.
It won a lot of awards.
A lot of people have told me to watch it.
No, it's dope. You to watch it Nah it's dope
You'll like it
It's dope
But is this a
Comedy
Drama
It's
No it's
Suspense
It has funny moments
But it's not a comedy
It's a dramedy
It's a dramedy
Yeah it's like
It's like drama
It's like
A dramedy
That's gonna be
DJ Drama's
Next album
DJ Drama
I'm trying to put you
On to a dope show
I'm dramedy Okay on to a dope show.
I'm Drama. I'm Drama.
Okay, go.
Go ahead, man.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
No, check it out.
You should watch it.
You'll like it.
I think you'll like it.
You would cry because you're a crier.
I love to cry.
You're a crier.
You're a crier.
Joe's a crier.
You'll cry because you're a crier.
Hipster tears.
Hipster tears.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I mean, you are a crier.
Hipster tears.
Joe's a crier.
Joe, I could see you being a crier.
He's a crier.
There's videos of Joe crying.
He's a crier.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
He's a crier.
Mad videos of Joe crying, actually.
Let me see what song you're going to bring out.
Nigga, Joe just started crying like it's going to be nice tomorrow.
Everyone relax.
Everyone simmer down here.
Now he got to get tough.
Yeah, fuck out.
Where my gunshots at? While I'm crying.
Fucking nigga.
I didn't know if I wanted to just let the world know I'd be crying about shit.
Who has seen you cry?
What are you talking about?
What?
You love crying on TV.
Yeah, that's a fact.
No, I cry way more now.
Oh.
Even worse.
I cry.
I saw Joe post a video of him crying.
Listen, this is when I knew you was crazy.
Wait, what?
Yes.
What do you have to cry about? What are you crying about? You have to start coming to our pre-podcast. This is when I knew you was crazy. Wait, what? Yes. What do you have to cry about?
What are you crying about?
You have to start coming to our pre-podcast.
This is when you think he was crazy.
No, seriously.
I got to stop hearing these stories on the block.
Joe was watching, and I love Prince just like Joe does.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
No, you do not love Prince like me.
Did you cry?
Who knows you?
When Prince died?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Okay, so maybe you do.
Everybody does.
Did you cry in a video for the people? What. Did you cry in a video for the people?
What?
Did you cry in a video for the people?
No, no, no.
Joe posted a video.
He was home watching like a tribute to Prince.
Yeah.
And he was recording.
I think first of all, any nigga that records themselves crying with their phone is a fucking
lunatic.
Number one.
That's true.
I also think Joe is a lunatic.
Absolutely.
So he posted the video and said, I miss Prince.
Allergies.
With a crying emoji face.
I said,
this nigga is really crazier
than I thought he was.
That's pretty awesome though.
That's pretty.
What?
That's pretty crazy.
It's not crazy.
I don't think that's crazy.
This nigga done did B&E's.
He did all types of.
I don't think that's crazy though.
So that's,
wait,
see that's my problem with Maul.
Because everything Joe does
is crazy. But Drake can wait till a girl with Maul. Because everything Joe does is crazy.
But Drake can wait till a girl goes in the bathroom and go in her purse and take her phone and hide it.
And you rationalize that.
And I can't cry?
No, I'm not saying you can't cry.
And with the crying emoji?
It's when and how you cry.
I cry all the time now.
That's crazy to me.
What are you crying for?
Because I'm in touch with how people should feel. Oh, my God. I'm all the time now. That's crazy to me. What are you crying for? Because I'm in touch
with how people should feel.
Oh my God.
I'm not in touch
with my feelings.
No, you are.
If you're crying,
you're in touch.
Something is touching
your feelings.
So were you in touch
with Prince's feelings
when you were crying?
But every time I cry,
I'm not crying because of me.
I'm crying because of the show
and how they should feel.
And it's tapping you.
It's somewhere in you.
It's tapping into an emotion.
It's your feelings, bro.
That's what crying is.
When you see something on TV and you start crying, it's because it's hitting an emotion in somewhere in you it's tapping into your feelings bro that's what crying is you're not crying when you see something on tv and you start crying it's because
it's hitting an emotion in you that you can identify with no thank you dr fucking rashad
i'm just saying wait and you are the last nigga that i'm going to for my emotional advice
why why because i don't cry because you don't know how to deal with your emotions i do know
how to deal with my emotions how do know how to deal With my emotions
How many emotions
Have you felt
In the last 10 years
10 years
See what I mean
Yeah who the fuck is counting
Like who's counting
Me
I've been with you
For the last 10 years
I've seen like
Two emotions
That's not true
That's not true
I don't know if I've seen
So
That's what
So y'all niggas
That have seen more
Just as long as me
That's what I'm saying
So he's not
But what emotions
Would my niggas see If I'm upset Or I'm me. That's what I'm saying. So he's not pissed. But what emotions would my niggas see
if I'm upset or I'm happy?
I don't even think
I've ever seen them upset.
Those are the only emotions?
I mean, around my niggas?
What other emotions
are they going to see?
I'm either, y'all,
upset about something.
Come on, Eric.
What do they want to see?
We're back in the band.
They want to see me heartbroken
if I'm going to be crying
and depressed?
I mean, it's not about
what they want to see.
It's not about what they want to see. It's not about
what they want to see.
It's about what you feel.
Like, where are you at?
I'm either upset
or I'm happy.
If I'm with my niggas
or anything else,
those are the only emotions
you have with your friends, though?
With my male friends?
Yeah.
What other emotions
would I have with my male friends?
I don't know,
but this is...
I just said I'm happy
or I'm upset.
Okay.
I mean, yeah,
but heartbroken
is still upset,
but it's like...
I'm not going to be
heartbroken around my niggas.
There's mad more emotions.
When I'm heartbroken, I want to be alone.
I don't want to see nobody.
I mean, it's not like you want to go and see somebody when you're heartbroken,
but you're just going to act like it's not happening because you're around your dudes
and you feel like you can't...
Wait, absolutely.
Wait, that's how you know that he don't know emotions,
because after happy and sad, he just go to heartbroken.
So I said, what other emotions would my niggas see from me?
Jubilus?
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
Fear? I mean, I'm trying to think of other emotions. She's trying to say you shook.
No, I'm not.
I've never seen balls shook.
Don't instigate.
Balls pretty even
killed.
Alright, so tell me about
the emotions that you would have toward a young lady.
Not even young lady, just in life when you by yourself, everything is forced. All right, so tell me about the emotions that you would have toward a young lady. Not even young lady, just in life.
When you by yourself, what are the emotions that your dudes don't see?
When you alone in the room and when you stare at the wall.
It varies.
It depends on what's going on.
You know what I mean?
So we still haven't gotten an emotion yet.
An emotion I'm going for.
Insecurity, doubt, I don't know.
Doubt?
I don't hate no niggas.
When you be hating on niggas?
I don't hate on niggas.
I don't do that. Okay. All right, my G. That's what I don't hate on nobody. When you be hating on niggas? I don't hate on niggas. I don't do that.
Okay.
All right, my G.
That's what I'm not doing.
Damn.
Yeah.
The room got quiet.
I don't hate on nobody.
I don't do that.
Whoa.
I don't do the hate.
Okay.
I don't know.
But I didn't know that y'all wanted to see emotions from your mans.
It's not that you want to.
Oh, God.
Here we go.
I'm pausing.
It's not that you want to.
Yeah, you don't be corny.
How's that corny? Don't flip it back on us. No, I'm just, I'm just understanding. That not that you want to Yeah you don't be corny How's that corny
Don't flip it back on us
No I'm just trying to
That's deflecting
You're avoiding dealing
With the motion
I'm just trying to
Understand like
Yeah
We just went from
Happy to upset
No no no
I'm just trying to
Understand like
With your niggas
I don't even know
What a lot of my niggas
If I've seen
Other emotions
Besides happy or
Just totally pissed off
So let's dig deeper
Into that
You don't think
That's a problem
That you don't know
how any of your friends feel?
that's strange.
No,
not knowing how they feel
and seeing their emotions
is different things though.
You can ask your nigga
like,
yo,
what's going on?
You alright?
I've done that
with plenty of my niggas
but to see my nigga
crying,
it's like,
what the fuck?
What's going on my nigga?
You alright?
That's when you expect
the heartfelt,
emotional,
emotional.
How else do you start
a conversation with your friend
about his emotions?
Do you sit him down and light candles?
No,
I've been trying to spike Maul's drinks with Molly for years to uncover how he feels about things.
I don't know if that's a good friend thing or a bad friend thing.
It's a little rapey to do to the rape analyst.
A little rapey.
No,
mine rapey.
That's a little rapey, Joe.
Wait, I told you I caught that nigga.
I told you I caught that nigga one night.
He keep trying to not acknowledge it.
You didn't catch nothing.
Yes, I did.
But Molly will make you cry for no reason.
You just cry because you're happy.
No, we had them escorts over.
I slipped that Molly in Maul's drink and hit him with a fake sleep move.
I went to fake sleep.
You can't sleep on Molly.
No, I was fake sleeping.
To listen to Maul's feelings.
But why would he even believe that?
Because he was telling strange girls.
I didn't believe that.
They used to tell strange girls their feelings before they tell their friends.
That's true.
That's definitely true.
That's 100% true.
It wasn't a strange girl.
I'll tell a strange girl before my girl.
That is ridiculous.
Rory, don't say nothing else.
Wait, what did Rory say?
Rory said he'll tell a strange girl before he tells his girl his feelings.
Get out of here, Rory.
Shut up.
Strange chicks
give the best advice.
Yo, you know what's funny?
Why do girlfriends
be so mad
when you get advice
from a strange chick?
Word.
They're objective.
No, because they be
adding influence.
They have no dog in the race.
They'll give you the better.
No, that's not true.
The more objective
point of view.
That's not true.
I want to hear Bridget's answer.
That's not true.
Women, because I don't
I don't want you influenced
by some next chick
who doesn't know me
doesn't know you
doesn't know our relationship
why is she
doesn't mean they're influenced
yeah but what qualifies her
to be giving you advice
she's strange
stranger danger
get out of here
Bridget it was nine of y'all
chasing boobie last night
I cannot
I'm so tired of this
I'm not chasing him dog
no
no
nobody was chasing him.
No, no.
So let's define Chase then.
Let's define Chase.
Please define Chase.
Chase is running.
Nobody ran after him.
Nobody ran after him.
I wasn't even, I didn't even care.
I had already moved on and wasn't even trying to talk about him no more.
Anytime you got to put even in your opening sentence, you're wrong.
What?
I didn't even.
Now you're trying to emphasize? I didn't even. Now you're trying to emphasize
what you didn't do.
No, I'm trying to emphasize
what the preliminary part
of the conversation
would have mattered
if I gave a shit about that.
I don't care.
I wasn't chasing him.
If I was your boyfriend,
that light-skinned nigga?
Ex-boyfriend.
Let's clarify.
So he left you like a real nigga?
Oh my God.
He dumped me.
He waited till the cameras turned on.
Like a real light skin. Like real light skin
dude was like...
Not the applause.
Clap it up.
You're going to go on TV
and tell everybody y'all cheated on
this Herb nigga and think he's supposed to stay?
Well first of all, he had
already left and he came back.
That's on him.
That's not on me.
I'm not doing that no more.
That's crazy.
God forbid he tried to work through his relationship.
He wasn't trying to work through anything, but he used that opportunity.
Not what he said on the reunion.
Yeah, but he's full of shit.
That's fine.
It happens.
Men are full of shit sometimes.
That's okay.
If you double back and revisit a situation and you still hurt and you still resentful, you don't need to be there. Take the time to heal. That's okay. You're not trying. If you double back and revisit a situation
and you still hurt
and you still resentful,
you don't need to be there.
Take the time to heal.
Go over there.
Do it over there.
No, no.
You're right,
but I just don't think
you can be right
as a cheater.
You can't say that.
Yes, I can.
If you tell me you forgive me
and we moving forward,
you don't get to hold that
over my head anymore.
You don't get to see her
and punch me.
Fuck out of here.
I'm definitely holding that over your head for the rest of our lives
for the rest of our lives
up in heaven where he at no here's the thing here's the only time that I feel like that's
acceptable where's the thing it's only acceptable if you if you do it to me and it's behind closed doors and that's
our relationship, cool. But don't take advantage of
a platform and try to trash me because you and your
feelings. That's not fair. What's the point of the platform?
That is the point of going on the platform.
What is it that you're talking about?
No, it's not. That's whack.
Not to shit on the person you're out here claiming
you love. That's terrible. So tell me what you
did to
kind of heal things or help things.
I went to a therapist and I was single for a long time.
Lucky him.
Yes.
Lucky him.
That'll fix him.
Yeah.
This is dangerous.
You can't fuck with a life-saving chair.
This is craziness.
You sitting here, you see nothing wrong with hurting men this way.
You starting a vicious cycle.
No, no, no.
And I said this to you last week.
I'm not condoning.
A faithful black man.
I'm not condoning.
First of all, let me be clear.
In this second go-around, he was not faithful.
And I chose not to bring that to the show.
So you're hating.
He did get a pass.
No, he did get a pass.
No, he got a pass.
That's why I didn't bring it to the show.
But by you getting a pass, then that means we're working on this.
That means that we're working on this. don't you don't then get to come back
after you do all that shit all right you got your pass your pass doesn't doesn't extend into let me
go ahead and trash this girl should be a couple passes because you have you didn't have the pass
now i have the pass it should be yeah but a couple there yeah but the couple the couple passes the
couple passes don't get to be exercised on national television because you feeling froggy.
Let me tell you what the rumor is.
Go for it.
I hate rumors.
So do I.
But when I read it, it made a little sense.
They're saying, this is what the streets said.
Okay. that Marcus sent you to be intimate with Boobie
so that he could be back with Brooke.
What do you think about that theory?
That's what the street said.
Is that what the street?
Right, I was like,
are we getting to the bottom of this?
The streets are trying to get to the bottom of this?
What block said that?
The streets is grass.
If that's what the streets is trying, it's the end of America.
Who's street? It's still really heavy.
Who's street?
It ain't shit going on in the streets.
Who said that, Joe?
What block you heard that on, bro?
Who's street said that?
Who's street?
No.
I'm not confirming that.
I'm not confirming that.
That's what the sheets are saying,
not the streets.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Well.
Did you have a nickname for Boobie?
No.
I thought Boobie was the nickname.
I mean, Marcus was calling him Lil Booboo,
which I thought was wild disrespectful.
You ain't calling him Boob
when you're just trying to say something quick?
First of all, let's be clear.
You can't call no nigga Lil Nothing
when your girl wants to be with her.
Yeah, I can.
No, you can't.
You look nuts.
I can do whatever I want.
You look nuts.
The only time you get to call that nigga
is when you're in front of his crib with the hammer.
Yeah, what are you talking about, little boo-boo?
Little boo-boo.
First of all, that's suspect already.
Right.
Here's the thing.
Here's my problem.
My problem for real is just the fact that on a reunion show,
on all this other shit, you were quiet.
You didn't want to participate.
You wanted to keep kind of a class.
You wanted to be above board and be
classy and then the first chance you
get to throw jabs, you throwing.
You coming out the gate swinging and that
to me is corny. That's corny.
Do you think that it's corny that everyone
is unfairly judging and bashing
Bow Wow in this vulnerable time?
What vulnerable time?
What is vulnerable about Bow Wow photoshopping himself
into pictures? Can we stop? What's vulnerable about that? In Bow Wow photoshopping himself into pictures can we stop
what's vulnerable about that
in Bow Wow's defense
he was signed to death row
I didn't see the problem with it
yeah I'm trying to
I'm going to defend him too
how do y'all know
that he wasn't signed
to death row
I'm not
I don't care one way
and the other way
why are we posting
on the chronic tour
and why
how do we know
that was photoshop
and the second you answer
I'm tossing to my
death row expert analysis I was going to say can we just cut, I'm tossing to my death row expert analysis.
I was going to say, can we just cut to, let's just cut to, cut to our senior analyst.
Analyst, nigga.
To me, I think Bow Wow, analyst.
I think at this point, Bow Wow, he's just having fun with the internet.
That's just Bow Wow.
That's his way of being relevant right now.
Like to just do funny shit
yeah just to do wild funny shit
so you think he's trolling
yeah definitely
that is a trash way to be relevant
I mean it's working
we're talking about it on the podcast
you do it all the time
like I think he won
he won
like
well I'm the only nigga
that every time we talk about Bow Wow
I get upset that we don't mention it
like
like music career
like it is sad to me that this is where we at with it yeah he was talented i yeah i mean
made a lot of money sold a lot of records bridget threw pretzels at brook on loving hip hop last
night but she missed but she was right in front of her can you can you explain was it the
release was it your elbow movement how did you miss break down exactly how you should be able
to grab gravitate they should they should did you come from the shoulder or the hip
well first of all he's coming off an injury no i was coming off injury well drake didn't come
see me in the hospital if i was so it doesn't matter no I
no I literally
it was a weak
it was a weak motion
it was not even meant to be
do you throw like a girl
I am a girl
so
but do you throw like a girl
throwing like a girl
would not be an insult to me
I agree
I was just asking
if I'm a girl
I would tread lightly
with that tone
why don't you throw it
like a girl
what
okay Joe
I'm repeating what you said.
Why do you have to repeat it with that?
With that tone?
You hear that, mom?
She throws like a girl.
Yeah.
What?
What's wrong with you?
At what point in the argument did you think, hey, she's salty.
Hey, this delicious bar snack is salty as well.
These two things should go against each other.
I don't know.
I don't know where. It was witty. It was. If't know where i don't it was witty it was it would have connected if it was what even would
have connected honestly you know we know how that how that bowl of pretzels and trail mix actually
came about in all honesty because i told everybody who throws trail mix i told it because i told
everybody that i would not be i would not throw drinks so they they put the trail mix on the
counter they put the trail mix on the counter.
They put the trail mix on the counter, looked at me like, I mean, it's here.
You didn't break contracts.
Whatever you want to do.
And I was like, great, whatever I want to do.
And then she just kept going, so I just threw the trail mix.
Whatever you want to do.
It didn't connect.
I don't care if it connected.
It didn't matter.
My joke was good.
I didn't care about anything else.
Where do we rank Bridget in the salty pretzel thing in the love and hip hop?
Top 20 for sure. Rank her throwing?
My throwing was that.
Old girl from Chicken Noodle Soup threw the bread at Drewski's girl because she was a bird.
Chicken Noodle Soup, that's a good throw.
There's definitely a list here to be compiled.
I was unaware.
I'm putting Bridget top 30.
Bridget, she was trash. I don't know if I 30. Yeah, Bridget shit was trash.
I don't know if I can put top 20.
It was pretty trash.
Chicken soup is a...
That's salad.
Who threw chicken soup?
That's crazy.
The chicken noodle soup girl.
Talking about young people.
Oh.
I was about to say,
somebody threw some chicken noodle soup
at her because she was being a bird.
That's Rory's ex.
He trying to fuck her.
You remember the girl.
That's my ex.
That's Maul's ex.
That's why he... Right. Yeah. That makes sense. That's my ex. That's what he's right.
Yeah, that makes sense.
What's her name?
And you're taking the wine to the head, too, after he says it.
You remember.
What's her name?
I don't want to show my feelings to you guys.
Oh, my God.
Well.
That is funny.
Yeah.
Wait, so listen.
Rick Ross and Birdman have a back and forth going on that I would tell you guys about.
But Birdman texted me over the weekend and I was afraid.
Why did Birdman text you?
Why did he text you?
Do it matter?
I mean, I'm so scared of shit.
Text you saying what?
Well, actually, it wasn't him directly.
It was like.
Russ?
I didn't get that from it.
It was somebody with like
initials and killer
after the name.
I don't know if you've noticed,
but he played the What's Beef record for Russ
but has not played the What's Beef record for Burt Mays.
Smart.
I'm not going to play the What's Beef record
for actually... Let me find a record to play the What's Beef record.
Actually, let me find a record to play.
We are the world.
Yeah, go ahead and play.
Play Unity.
Why can't we be friends?
I will play Unity.
Play Brandy, I Want to Be Down.
What? What?
I'm just saying.
You want y'all to talk?
Play the record. I'm telling you a record to play. No, I'm not playing I Want want y'all to talk? Play the record.
I'm telling you a record to play.
No, I'm not playing I Want To Be Down.
All right, well, shit.
That's all I had.
All right.
So Birdman calls.
Yeah, right.
And at first, I was going to get pretty arrogant.
At first, I told the killer guy, I said, well, I ain't looking for no record deal,
och.
Right.
And as soon as I said it, I thought to myself, holy shit, I think they know that.
I said, holy shit, I don't think they're calling to offer me a record deal.
Right.
Wait, what was the text? Why would you think they to offer me a record deal. Wait, what was the text?
Why would you think they were offering you a record deal?
Because why else is Birdman calling me?
You might have said something about everyday struggle.
And then the more I thought, I remembered the Birdman topic on everyday struggle.
Oh, man.
The gloomy picture just kept coming together.
So you started analyzing a little bit? Oh, I. The gloomy picture just kept coming together. You started analyzing a little?
Oh, man.
I started realizing things.
But him and I didn't eventually hop on the phone.
He'll call me eventually.
We'll see what's going on.
That's what you think.
Or he'll just pull up.
That's what I was about to say.
Or he'll just pull up.
Well, no.
The killer friend was extremely nice.
Now, he was super. You know, any nigga who's killed somebody before be super nice. Well, no. The killer friend was extremely nice. Now, he was super...
Any nigga who's killed somebody
before be super nice.
That's true.
Like, they be really nice guys
until they have to kill you.
Right.
So, he was great.
And I'm being facetious.
I don't know.
He was a great guy.
Great conversation.
So, we'll see.
Berman said he wanted
to come up to the show.
Okay.
There you go.
I mean, what y'all doing that day?
I'm busy, bro.
Definitely busy.
So without a job, you're just busy anyway.
So you're doing a questionnaire that day.
I think so, yeah.
Definitely have a questionnaire.
A cut-code knife meeting.
Rory's definitely a fucking male escort running around filling out fucking questionnaires.
All right, let me turn Unity off.
Birdman is a friend of the show, and shout out to Birdman.
No doubt.
No?
I mean, you didn't have one queued up.
I just helped you out.
Wait a minute.
Damn, I never want to hear what happened to that boy again.
Oh, man.
I'm that boy?
Yes.
Wait, so Russ think I'm pussy, Chance think I'm pussy,
and Birdman might think I'm that boy.
Birdman I will speak to like a gentleman yeah as far as Russ and fucking chance how about this damn it
listen I'm done I have no more to say I don't care about anything else that's happening uh
before we go oh wait Bridget has her fucking artist boots on because she's going
to the title concert
with Rory,
but Rory's not a hipster.
Why do they have to be
my artist boots?
Why can't they just
be regular boots?
I've never seen anybody
regularly wear those boots.
They were always an artist.
We're just leaving
Ray 2K on the table right now.
What's the title concert?
Elliot and them?
The title?
No, not Elliot and them.
Stevie Wonder.
Stevie Wonder.
That's better.
That's better.
It's a little better.
It's the benefit concert for Puerto Rico. I thought Rhapsody was performing. She's on the boo. Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder. That's better. That's better. It's a little better. It's the benefit concert
for Puerto Rico.
I thought Rhapsody
was performing.
She's on the boo.
Stevie and Rhapsody?
It's Maddie.
Oh shit, I'm going.
Right.
Okay.
That's hard.
Stevie Rhapsody and Cardi B.
And Brooke?
What?
Look at you, ready to hate.
Ready to hate.
So what?
Who?
So Brooke can't perform
at the title Barclays
at Urban?
Sure she can.
Sure she can. Sure she can.
I don't have any pretzels today.
We good.
Okay, good.
All right, so Roy, you're not sure if you're going to the title concert?
Yeah, I'm not yet.
Unemployed niggas ain't never sure about things.
We can't be too sure.
Never knowing someone's going to call.
I'll let you know.
Get back to you.
Nothing happened this weekend, right, that we have to care about?
I don't think so.
Yeah. The Knicks are trash. Talked about the basketball, football. Nothing happened this weekend, right, that we have to care about? I don't think so.
The Knicks are trash.
Talked about the basketball, football.
Oh, I hate to do so much love and hip-hop shit. Oh, shit, the Division album came out.
No, we got so many albums, music.
Yeah.
Rory's been blasting nothing but the new Wu-Tang album.
I have yet to hear it.
I like that.
All you guys, relax your backpacks.
That kid with the knees.
Yeah, right?
Relax your backpacks.
Relax your backpacks.
Tighten your Jansport strings.
Simmer them down.
I am going to get to it.
I heard it was phenomenal.
I'll check it out.
Yeah.
Division's album was dope.
I like that kid.
I don't know how to say his name,
so I guess this is
completely unhelpful.
He's in that Sonder group,
I think.
Oh, Brent.
Can I pronounce his last name I was gonna play him
play one of his records
for the Sleeper segment
as well
yeah you've been playing
his records for like
the past 90 weeks
and his album's good
his album's good
so shout out to him
Division
that album's great
he's still dividing
them
very much so
them
they're still dividing
it's great
what do you think
about that album
in comparison
to their last album
their first album
I think I like
this one
better
I have to give it
some time
the thing with
the first Division album
was I lived with
those five records
for so long
and then the album
came out
and they just like
patched in like
three or four
it didn't feel like
an album to me
this one felt more
like an album to me it's my analysis I like this project more i definitely like this project more than the last
one i think they i think i don't know if they're collectively writing or what but i think the music
is um it's a lot stronger this album i think they're starting to make their their like mark
now you think they could break through
with this sound
yeah
I think so
to like
the weekend area
I think so
I'd be interested to see
I don't know
cause this
I mean they didn't move
which I loved
I like how they stayed
in their sound
it didn't go pop
they need to do more
visuals though
yeah that's that
but that's
y'all mans
I keep saying
the OVO shit
they try to do
with every single artist
and they can't do that
let's keep them
super secretive
Drake's gonna tweet
the fucking soundcloud link I get that but you still need not every single artist and they can't do that. Let's keep them super secretive. Drake's going to tweet the
fucking soundcloud link.
Not every single artist can be in sync.
The people need visuals.
But that kid can fucking sing.
What's his name for the lead singer of Division?
Divish.
John's the other one.
Divish.
Divish.
Listen to that name.
That's the same as Titus, nigga. Divish. Divish. DaVish. Listen to that name. That's like, that's the same as Titus, nigga.
DaVish.
DaVish.
DaVish.
Let's end this fucking podcast.
That's it?
It's over?
I mean, what else is there?
I don't know.
You talking about Yandy versus Kimbella?
Oh, God.
Harlem beef?
More can maybe tell us about that.
I don't know nothing about that, bro.
I can't help y'all with that.
That is a funny story, though.
Why is Yandy and Kimbella beefing?
Well, I can tell you.
Please do.
It's funnier if we just say you are.
Yeah, actually it is.
It definitely is funnier if you say you are.
Bridget over here texting books.
Let him hit back.
God damn it.
Seven paragraphs.
Sorry, guys. Bridget over here like, and another thing hit back. God damn it. Seven paragraphs.
Sorry, guys. And another thing.
Yeah.
And another thing.
Texting and another thing is crazy.
Well, women don't understand.
When you send the whole paragraph, it'd be like, how come guys only say okay afterwards?
How do you reply to an essay?
Like, I can't answer every single question.
I don't know which part you want me to reply to.
Yeah, it's a lot.
That's what I'm saying.
Something's like, okay.
Yo, oh my God.
I fucking get up four in the morning for work, get dressed, then wakes up two, I kiss her
goodbye, get in the car, guess who's fucking texting me the whole ride to work?
You guessed it.
My fucking girl.
Like, damn.
What, you just want to not text?
Like, stop fucking sending me paragraphs of shit.
I love you, baby.
That's horrible.
Paragraphs.
I'm real good for a paragraph. She know that, though. I don't want to vote. No nigga want to reads of shit. I love you, baby. That's horrible. Paragraphs. I'm real good for a paragraph.
She know that, though.
I don't want to vote.
No nigga want to read all that shit.
You guys tuned in to TRL?
No.
No.
Neither.
And I hear the ratings are bad.
More got to go save it.
Call me, MTV.
I'll save it.
That's your pitch?
Hey, if you get the job, hire me somewhere.
I got you.
I appreciate that.
No, but how is the job, hire me somewhere. I got you. I appreciate that.
How is the job search going? I know I was joking earlier, but I would like to know about your well-being
and how you feel about shit.
I'm fine. I don't want to show you my feelings.
I just want to show you sad or happy.
No, it's been fun. There's things
I'm not going to say on the podcast.
Okay.
That's all we got
to say.
I'm not gonna say that
on the podcast
that's because
Rory and Bridget
can't wait to go
to their little title
Stevie Rhapsody concert
listen
you can bring
you can bring
you can bring
you can bring
your scully
and your exposed ankles
to the show
I'm sure everybody
will be happy to see you
I'm going home
to watch basketball
like a real nigga
I'm so happy
there's a sport
that I'm not boycotting.
And the Giants won a game the second that Bob McAdoo stops calling the calls.
I just want to throw that out there.
Matthew Knowles is introducing his new group, Blush.
How do you guys feel about Blush?
I'm blushing.
I'm not.
Yeah.
It's three girls that look about the same age as Matthew Knowles.
He's crossing his arms and bending his knees in the photo.
We're going to have to get to the bottom of that.
This looks kind of nuts.
He didn't know what to do with his hands.
Or his knees.
Or these three chicks.
How do you not know what to do with your knees?
He didn't know what to do with these three chicks.
That nigga really fucked it up with his family.
Did he? Yeah, nigga yeah nigga blush is coming out
we don't know we don't know yeah i mean he's never gonna do it it's beyonce don't don't talk
to me about blush more what you mean what if blush is i end it just what if they all right
you're gonna be next week jamming with
your feet out to the new blush single brand new by a new group you guys better check this one out
exactly yeah yeah yeah so i'll be phony i don't care i'll be um i don't think there's anything
happening this weekend that uh i have to give a fuck about uh nothing happened last week and
outside of sports think we covered everything you guys are going to the title concert.
Don't know where Maul is going.
I'm going to watch Kyrie break dance all over these niggas.
That's my birthday.
Someone get drunk.
And Parks' birthday.
Let me hit the applause button for Parks, man.
Happy birthday, man.
Happy birthday.
If you went to the title concert, Stevie could sing it for you.
Yo, that might be dope.
Might be.
Parks, I ain't going to lie. I got a list of things that might be dope. Stevie wanted to sing a happy birthday for you. Yo, that might be dope. Might be? Parks.
I ain't gonna lie.
I got a list of things
that might be dope.
Stevie Wonder singing
Happy Birthday to You
is not on the list.
I'll tell you,
if he's not singing it to me,
I can still take it
as my birthday.
Absolutely.
If you in the building,
absolutely.
It works.
You did it for me.
That's not soft.
If Stevie sings to you.
No.
Stevie Wonder singing
Happy Birthday to You?
He can sing anything.
Stevie Wonder.
Stevie Wonder.
He's legendary. I agree with you. Didn't Ne-Yo sing Happy Birthday to you? He can sing anything. Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder. Legendary.
I agree with you.
Didn't Ne-Yo sing
Happy Birthday to you
on Dykeman?
Or was that Imani?
Ne-Yo definitely sang
Happy Birthday to somebody
at a party we was at.
I think it was Sid.
It was Sid.
Not me.
That was Joe.
I was just saying
Ne-Yo was singing to me.
Ne-Yo was definitely
singing to Joe
Happy Birthday.
Joe was standing right there.
That's really sweet
that's sweet
I would want
Neo to sing so sick
for your birthday
it's your birthday
that is the most
dark
what Neo
to sing so sick
for your birthday
you are so sick
y'all don't
y'all don't
y'all don't dig into
this nigga's mind
it's something wrong
with him
wait y'all make a joke
I add on,
and I'm sick at the end of it?
Yes, yes.
I think you would really
want him to sing So Sick.
I love So Sick.
For your birthday?
Fuck my birthday.
See, that's why you sick.
He has about a birthday.
Okay.
You niggas are so hype.
Next week,
whenever y'all want to act
like y'all have substance,
I would love to talk about
America's traditions
of holidays and Halloween
and Christmas and Christmas
and all of this fuck shit that they make us fucking spend all our money on.
We about to get woke.
We can't talk about it now.
Whenever y'all want to have Zach conversation.
I was about to say.
What time we at now?
Oh, please.
You guys would have to have substance for that.
Time for Rory and Maul to have substance.
And y'all don't, so we won't talk about that now.
But I have to go and figure out.
Because you have so much substance and we don't have any gotcha
Rory you are not about to win the substance battle. Who's gonna out substance who between y'all two
Joe has a drop so I think he thinks so
This is a story that will go down in the love and hip-hop history books. I'm not having a stuff as bad with Rory
Do we have sleepers?
Mall keeps trying to get me to rap over one of those belly beats.
Don't even say I try to get you to rap.
What beat was that though?
The lullaby beat.
Now, then I told Rory that and Rory told me an interesting sample fact that that was originally my beat.
Yeah, I could be incorrect.
But who did the vinyls?
Nah, Boy Wonder.
When we were on the roof At the old crib
With Boy Wonder
Going through beats
For All Love Lost
We picked Love For You
Which is now the last track
On All Love Lost
I think the other one
That we wanted
Was that belly beat
I'm like 99% sure it was
If it wasn't Park's birthday
Man I might stay
And get these niggas some bars
Oh boy
Nah
Now I'm out of jobs
He just found out
It's Park's birthday
10 minutes ago
Nah Facebook told me Facebook told me.
Facebook told me.
I don't even have a Facebook.
Joe on Facebook is mad at me.
I don't have a Facebook.
Look how fast I just lie.
So I got a hundred minutes with Joe Button on Facebook.
Wow.
I'm definitely friends with Joe Button on Facebook.
That's the obvious.
No, you're not.
You're friends with some other nigga perpetrating a fucking fraud.
That's not me.
I guess we can have sleepers.
I guess.
Roy, do you have one?
Yeah, give me a second.
All right, since this is a podcast.
Maude, do you have one?
I got it.
I said a second.
Okay, he does have one.
All right.
Oh, he finally sent the long text back.
Oh, it's over for you now.
God damn.
I've never even seen that much gray. just a lot of blue anyways this is a Brent Fayaz I think that's how
you pronounce it first world problems or his new album
that was the worst introduction ever. You liked the song? The way you intro'd that shit?
I should have started playing.
You did.
Watch my clothes in the same scene.
I don't give a damn about a day thing.
Long as I pay rent.
I don't even want to buy my paycheck.
I know it's short, but I make ends.
It could be a worried situation.
All that glitters ain't gold. I know it's your fault I'm making Cause it could be a worse situation
All that glitters ain't gold
And all that shines bright ain't a diamond
All that wrinkles is in old
And as far as you see In the horizon A death in desire To live on an island
We keep on trying
We'll end up dying Feeling the time Every day I leave late
I wait out front in the same place
And I don't give a damn about what they say
As long as the day ends
I made some plans with some good friends
I didn't even know where the day went
But it could be the worst conversation
All that bitterness ain't gold
And all that shine's bright, ain't a diamond
And all that wrinkles isn't old
And as far as you see in the horizon
Death and desire
To live on an island
To live on an island
We keep on trying
We keep on trying We keep on trying
Feeling the time
That is Brent Fayaz, First World Problems, off Saunders' Son.
Does anyone else have a sleeper?
Or is that the only sleeper for the day?
No one has a sleeper.
You have a song of yours you want to play?
I got one. A Bridget. You have a song of yours you want to play?
Bridget's or just another song?
Excuse me.
You don't even have it queued up.
See?
I would have played another record. Rob Markman, I'm going to play... This is Westside Boogie.
Congrats on the Shady deal too, man.
I was listening to him like two years ago.
I didn't really know what he was doing, and when I found out he signed with Shady, I was
really happy to hear that.
Is that your happy voice?
Rob Markman, This is... Yeah, that was my happy voice.
Happy voice, happy.
Yeah, I was excited about that man for real
honestly this is um this is boogie west side boogie it's called let me rap love you women
but i hate you bitches let me rap i love you women but i hate you bitches let me rap
yeah i'm like a bougie soccer player i can't kick it with niggas who got no goals Let me rap How we never flinch, uh, sittin' on this bench Lookin' at these starters, damn, these niggas weak
But knowin' that we harder, they tryin' to guard the
They tryin' to guard the best player and some slippers
I hope my background could fit up in your picture
Speakin' of picture, she posin' for the social
She thinks she global, but she forever local
That pose get you big likes, huh?
You hoes think that shit tight, huh?
But let me stop, I see a diamond in your past
and gems you carry but you only show your mask and now your ass is getting treated like some ashes
all beat up like you just ain't cashes took the clay formed a gun and i shot like nigga hey
it's by this fake it's your plot and word to tupac but i'm more like x-pac telling all you
hoes suck it you won't get no next shot shot I wish some real women to touch y'all bitches, until then I'ma say fuck y'all bitches, man, real rap
I wish some real women to touch y'all bitches, until then I'ma say fuck y'all bitches, real rap
I love you women, but I hate you bitches, let me rap
Now let that resonate, same shit that got you feeling bomb can make you detonate
Don't hesitate, try to elevate her
But she gotta learn these steps as she stares in that mirror
What the fuck you think reflect? It ain't no real shit
Never put a chain over niggas I'm in the field with
And never let a ratchet lead me with
If life is a bitch, I swear she thinks she used to own a nigga
Now she a slave to my motherfuckin' dick
I built this underground railroad to get me out this hellhole
Walkin' in my shoes would be the first time they felt so
Brenda had a baby, no, Brenda had a sister too
But it's crazy cause she grew up with a different view
Recognized the problem and figured out the answer
Grew up in detention and now she got standards
That's real rap, I swear that story should touch y'all bitches.
And if not, I'ma say fuck y'all bitches.
Man, real rap.
I'm with some real women that touch y'all bitches.
Until then, I'ma say fuck y'all bitches.
That's West Side Boogie, Let Me Ride.
Parks, you got something?
Some Tom Petty?
Yeah, well, I got to be the white music guy.
No, I don't really have none.
Joe, you got a sleeper?
Yeah.
Brand new from Russ, right?
What's beef?
What's beef?
That's not your ordinary Joe.
Every day struggle.
Everyday is a struggle from Russ.
Oh, all right.
My bad.
That's not it?
That's not the new Russ record?
All right.
That sounds like it could be dope.
That record doesn't sound good.
Brand new Russ.
I ain't academics.
Day job from Chance the Rapper.
Yikes. Pardon me. Are you guys finished? I ain't academics. Day job. I'm Chance the Rapper. Yikes.
Pardon me.
Are you guys finished?
I don't even know how the mic get this low.
Whatever.
I am going to play.
A Birdman record.
A Bow Wow record.
Whenever you guys stop being children.
Let's see here.
What happened?
All right.
So the sleeper I'm going to play,
you ever just hear,
this song has started the album.
No.
Hey, hey, hey.
Is that a sleeper?
Damn, man.
Fucking bird, man.
Like a song that's haunting me, man.
Goddamn, I'm the boy.
All right.
I'm going to play a song off the new Division album because I was a bit thrown off when I first heard the intro to this album.
Because it was, where's the album? is that oh fine i gotta play it from
my phone why is it not in my computer uh so when i first heard the intro track from the division
album i was confused and i didn't know how to feel about it because initially it's just very
aggressive and it's just crazy so i'm gonna play it because it turned into such a welcome high.
What a great fucking tune
by these guys.
I don't know if Divij wrote this
or who.
I think it was Jun.
Jun might have did this.
This one is pretty hard though.
So this is the opening song
of the new Division album
and before I play that
I also want to say
that her is dropping
this Friday too.
I'm excited about that.
An EP.
Her continues to drop
and she's dropping a lot.
And her tour sold out, I think.
So we can be excited about
New Her. Do you like the new
single that came out? Yeah, I do.
I like it a lot too, but
it kind of threw me, it was like, kind of like
Georgia Smith-ish, who I like her too
a lot, but it just didn't
it was too poppy for her record for me.
Well, this is not my sleeper, but let's talk about it.
This is poppy.
Like UK now 2017 white girl poppish.
Yeah, it is.
This is a Georgia Smith record.
Which it's a great record.
It's just not what I expected from her.
I feel like RCA, they let her rock for so long.
It kind of feels like this felt a little forced to me.
This didn't feel like this came from her.
Okay, well, let's be clear.
They are letting her rock, but eventually she's got to catch something.
Right.
Yeah.
So, all this little EP shit that we enjoy to be barefoot and clean our
house too all that's great but rca is waiting for a record of course they are this ain't it
no it's not but i didn't think that when i heard this you know what i thought i thought all right
she's had enough of him right she has had enough of him conceptually him he gotta go yeah but
knew her means knew him is coming.
So she better watch it.
Him is on that ass.
She better watch it.
That nigga him going to respond.
He ain't going to be with some pretzels.
But this is not my sleeper.
Where is this fucking Division album?
Here we go.
This is called Runaway Off.
The new Division album called Morning After.
Check it out.
It's not in stores.
In your phone right now.
That's a store. Yeah. Your phone is just or yeah. Yeah, it is. Oh
You're at that party
That riff was the huh
Nigga you need strength
Now you start your album telling me you need strength. I used to watch your album telling me you need strength nigga And then forget about it You said we should stop now And I thought we'd get around to it But I just got around
It's time I do right
Cause you should've left
Do it for me
You won't do it yourself
You put me first
When I put you through it
Yeah, I put you through it
When I should've knew it
It was best that you run away
I'm no good for you, I'm a rotten fox, somebody pray that
So I'm a woman ready for you while I get my life together
Oh, this part is so hard.
Anytime the artist puts something that sounds like it's from a Spartan movie is hard.
I love these chants.
Oh, that's hard.
Start rapping, bro.
I wanted to put a verse here.
If I wasn't retired, there's so much stuff I would rap to.
Except to Russ.
See?
Just that fast.
And Chance.
No, we're not rapping to Russ.
And Birdman. And we're not rapping To Rust And Birdman We're not
There we go
I was gonna play
What's Beef again
What's Beef
I'm just gonna play
Something to take it out
But I'm gonna need
Rory to chill though
Just in case like
Well before you play
Your song
Before you play it
I just wanna make sure
Everybody feels okay
Everybody feel alright?
Great
Are you good though?
I'm great
You sure? Bridget's been quiet There's Are you good, though? I'm great.
You sure?
Bridget's been quiet.
There's a lot going on, Joe.
No, I'm listening.
This is a good... There's a lot going on.
I like this portion.
I feel like you probably stressed out.
No, I'm not.
I'm fine.
You sure?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm not stressing at all.
I can call some people.
No need.
Call that fucking
bum-ass therapist number
that Rory got the bag
from that time.
Yeah.
Yo.
Yeah, use the code
JoeButtonPodcast. Somebody tweeted me
yesterday that was really in need of help, like,
hey, what's that number? I was like, uh,
their bins stopped paying. I'm not telling you.
Wow.
You just let people out here
just on the ledge, like, nope.
They gotta pay me again.
That last payment didn't come through, but you had to look elsewhere.
Yeah, fuck you
Alright that's all
I got Parks
Alright
Sorry
Parks get out of here
He has to play
The brand new heavies
The brand new heavies
The brand new heavies
The brand new heavies
Wow That's digging That's digging deep The brand new The brand new heavy It's wild
That's digging
That's digging deep
I didn't really want to play
Is it mixed?
It's an old song
I know I'm talking shit
Alright that's all I got man
Bridget you alright?
I'm good
You good?
I'm good
Thank you for your three words today
You're so welcome
I'm about to take my artist boost Thank you for the three words today you're so welcome I'm about to take
my artist boost
thank you for the
wrong address
it took me a really
long time to get here
thank you
appreciate it
those texts
I'm happy I wore
my artist boost today
because I had to walk
a distance
plus Queens ain't
really all that
you told me you
was gonna ride
I was supposed to
but it turned out
didn't work
and I offered you a ride
I had to improvise
you did
like a gentleman
you did
I appreciate that
thank you very much
more any final words?
Rory?
Hennypalooza DC at Howard Homecoming this weekend.
This nigga's the most active, unemployed
nigga I know. Join us.
He's no job. It's on Saturday.
Where are we going? It's on Saturday.
DC, Howard Homecoming. It's white privilege. Even when you're
unemployed, you're employed when you're white. Wow.
That's crazy. Rory's not coming white Wow That's crazy Rory's not coming
To my baby shower
Rory's not coming
When is your baby shower?
The 4th
November 4th
I thought I sent you
The invite
Yeah you texted to me
You have to go
To the registry thing
And get me something
I didn't go to the
Is that required?
I think we have to
Get your baby something
I'll buy you a pack of cigarettes
But I think we should get stuff
For the baby
That's what I mean
I think that's the point.
That registry thing
is a little arrogant, isn't it?
Like you have to buy
what the list I put together.
I'm still trying to get over
this whole push gift thing.
The what?
What's the push gift?
A push gift.
What's that mean?
You have to get her a push gift.
That's where you have to give
your girl a present
because she did her woman function.
Wow.
That's rude. I think you should. Why would you not want to get her a push gift? Do men get a nut gift? What do men get presents for? Nothing. because she did her woman function. Wow.
I think you should.
Why would you not want to give her a push gift? Do men get a nut gift?
What do men get presents for?
Nothing.
When do I get a I didn't pull out gift?
Never.
Don't say the baby either
because that would just be the push gift.
That was pretty funny.
Right.
It was actually.
I was like, damn, all right, Marie.
We don't get shit.
We don't get shit.
We just exist
and for once
girls get mad shit
I want to just come out
and say the baby's
not the gift
I'm not saying that
I don't think anybody's
gonna say the baby's not the gift
I'm not saying that
that's wrong
either by the way
oh now you're the moral police
I'm not the moral police
I just I'm a woman
I'm not gonna say
the baby is not a gift
that's wrong
your nails look great
thank you
that's crazy
that's crazy I That's crazy.
I think she should get a push gift.
I love talks like this.
I think she should get a push gift.
Why not?
Y'all not walking around with swollen feet for nine months?
Knock it off.
Get her a push gift.
All right, I am.
Listen, bro, I'm not in this.
Mo, you ain't got nothing.
Expert analyst?
Expert analyst ain't got nothing to say on this?
Senior analyst?
Yeah, no, I'm not the push gift senior analyst.
So you wouldn't give Bridget a push gift?
Wow, why does it have to be me?
Why do y'all keep doing that?
You're not the only Bridget in the world.
Self-centered woman.
It's mad Bridget.
I understand the push gift thing.
You took my alias.
Somebody's alias.
Right, I got it.
I understand it.
Yo, girls got it nice though, man.
They get mad days.
Mad days for what?
Food from niggas that they don't like.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
Mad days for what?
What days?
All of them. It's mad days. We don't. Mad days for what? What days? All of them.
It's mad days.
We don't get mad days.
All of the days of y'all.
Christmas, birthday, anniversary, National Girlfriend Day.
First of all, National Girlfriend Day is an Instagram holiday.
Mother's Day.
Yeah.
Y'all got Father's Day.
Y'all have Christmas.
Nobody celebrates Father's Day.
Nobody acknowledges Father's Day.
And then y'all want us to be with y'all on Thanksgiving.
Well, what else you going to give thanks for?
You guys ruined our birthdays with your plans.
Yeah, we got to be with y'all.
Oh.
This is news to me, guys.
I'm learning a lot right now.
I didn't know men didn't want to celebrate their birthdays with their woman.
Why not?
Not with their whole plan.
I want to do my plan.
Who wants to spend their birthday with their girlfriend?
This is so crazy.
This is crazy. Except for me. I love you, baby. And I am on my my plan. What's this been a birthday with your girlfriend? This is so crazy. This is crazy.
Except for me, I love you, baby, and I am on my way home.
Great.
Bye, guys.
I'm sorry.