The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 144 | "How Bizarre"
Episode Date: January 10, 2018On this weeks episode Joe, Rory and Mal get straight to it and address the rumored beef between Joe and Eminem. They also discuss if Em was speaking to Joe or not on his “Chloraseptic” remix, as w...ell as Joe’s Twitter exchange with Bizzare (2:07). Also, Joe reveals that he is willing to rap again, but for one reason only (14:25). Last week Bruno Mars dropped the “Finesse” remix featuring Cardi B, which led the guys to ask, are we being forced to listen to Cardi at this point (19:30)? And Lupe vs Kendrick, who should be ranked higher on the “all-time” list (1:32:18). This episode is loaded, enjoy. Don’t forget to check out “Oh What a Night” at the Highline Ballroom on January 22! Other topics include: -Oprah potentially running for President (43:12) -H&M controversy on social media (50:11) -Record labels not paying producers (59:30) -Jimmy Iovine leaving Apple Music (1:07:14) Sleeper picks of the week Mal: Wild boy and Bugsy “Vibes” Rory: Liquid Spirits “4Everyday” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laNmsg7XRzA Joe: Always Never “Wylin’” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRtY6lnG55U&feature=share Bonus sleeper pick: Lupe Fiasco “Mural” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR84Yo41DxI&feature=share
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Oh yeah, oh yeah baby
Microphone check 1-2-1-2
I felt like this music was appropriate
Seemed to be a lot of tension with people I love
Love seems to not matter anymore
Hey, that's right now
Hey, let's go Tina, talk to these niggas Mic check 1-2-1-2 You must understand The touch of your hand Makes my bones react
Let's go Tina, talk to these niggas
Mic check 1-2-1-2
Mic check 1-2-1-2, we are here
This verse ain't before bars
So I'm letting it rock
Welcome back to the Joe Budden Podcast
Episode number 144
Hold up Tina, let me get in my shit
Episode 144
Rory Parks, Maul, Chris Brown And fucking Dill is here Chris Brown's the video guy, hold up team let me get in my shit episode 144 rory parks mall chris brown and fucking uh
dill is here chris brown's the video guy hold up for a minute let me do the little uh bullshit
drops wait i'll cut it off the best part hey clearly nothing all thelaughterhouse albums.
All the mixtapes.
The features.
The features.
The features.
Loud noises.
Jesus, man.
What the hell is going on?
Where the fuck is the air horn?
Uh-oh, wait.
These things got me off my squared.
Tina, shut the fuck up.
All right, Airhorn.
Yeah, yeah, that needs some volume on that.
We are here.
We've done no fucking pre-production.
No, as usual.
We spoke to each other, period.
We have not spoken to each other all week.
Well, the group chat.
Does the group chat count?
Kind of. The group chat's been lit.
Let's get Imani to fuck out of here early, who's in our group chat right now trying to
be mature and kick like knowledge.
In the morning.
Yeah.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
That's one.
Now, how is everyone feeling?
Great.
Good.
Good.
It's been a bizarre week, to say the least.
Damn.
Okay.
Get right to it
Now this song was it
That definitely was it
I'm letting this rock
I'm not starting 2018
Beefing with fucking Bizarre
On the second fucking podcast
Let me make myself clear
Hey Rory killing this shit.
I need my residuals.
This is definitely Rory.
For sure.
And flip-flops.
Can anybody tell me what's happening?
No.
No, honestly.
I just asked you.
I said, Joe.
I'm a smoke.
I'm so confused.
I've never been more confused this early in a year in my life.
I'm probably more confused than you.
Are you confused or do you know what's going on?
I have literally no idea what is going on.
I think you are.
I think everyone dissed M.
And now Bizarre is mad at you.
All right.
This is what I think is happening.
I think that Royce told him what y'all be saying in the group chat.
Royce, is it in the group chat?
I think M is really dissing y'all.
I think he's dissing Maul.
M is not dissing me.
He's 100% dissing you.
Why would he be dissing me?
Are you dissing me?
What?
I'm nobody.
He's dissing Ice.
Ice is nobody.
He's dissing Academics. Academics is nobody. He He's dissing Ice. Ice is nobody.
He's dissing Academics.
Academics is nobody.
He's definitely dissing Ice. What do you think?
The niggas can't diss a nobody?
If Eminem is dissing me, listen, I'm going to the club tonight.
And I'm ordering the biggest Magnum they got in there.
And we popping crazy champagne.
Why would Eminem be dissing me?
I'm with Joe's weird conspiracy, though, through Royce.
Because I don't think Em is on Twitter. I don't think he'd be paying attention to that with Joe's weird conspiracy though through Royce because I don't think
Eminem is on Twitter
I don't think he'd be
paying attention to that
I think he pays attention
to Royce
he's gotta be on Twitter
so I think it's directly
Royce ain't running back
to Eminem
I know
Royce
I'm joking
it's a joke
I'm kidding
but just for the joke's sake
yeah no
but I don't think
Eminem was dissing
I think
I think that was
the temperature
on social media
when the track list came out
I think
everybody was flooding his mentions like what the fuck is this like I think that was the temperature on social media when the track list came out. I think everybody was flooding his mentions like, what the fuck is this?
I think that was the narrative on the track list.
People wasn't feeling the track list.
They wasn't feeling the features.
People not really talking about the album after it's out.
So he wasn't talking to anybody in particular, I don't think.
Okay, here's my question.
Why do people think he's talking about me?
Because I heard it now.
I heard it finally.
I heard it this morning.
He killed that shit.
Well, this podcast is very visible,
and you have had a year where you have been
in the forefront of a lot of things,
a lot of conversation,
and that was a topic that we touched on.
What I'm saying is I defended him the whole way.
You didn't shit on the album at all.
I haven't heard the album still.
Right.
And when I tried to listen to it, Rory made me take it off,
which is why I haven't heard it yet because I want to dig in to it.
I don't want to.
The thing about it, i judge music like this i want to see if the music
hits the way you intended it to hit not at the time that you intended it to hit
timeless timeless shit so i try not to get caught up in all the hype uh marketing promo machines
y'all know that i'm trying to listen to them right away. So Rory stopped me from digging into it.
But my point is,
I couldn't have trashed the album that I never heard.
Right.
And I was the lone person defending the track list.
Yeah.
So much so,
that nigga said,
oh, Joe, you dig right, man.
Yeah.
You biased.
You won't say nothing.
So now how come when he replies to all of y'all,
Joe is the one. You're the one nothing. So now how come when he replies to all of y'all, Joe is the one?
You're the one, man.
I'm sorry.
So I listened to the verse.
Listen, it's called the Joe Budden Podcast.
You want it in your name.
Listen, he definitely killed that verse.
I mean, but I think it was never Eminem can't rap anymore.
I want to make that clear, too.
No one ever said Eminem could not rap.
No, they're doubling back.
No, we're not.
No, no, no no I said songs
Records
I think there's such a cop out though
Everybody knows Em could rap
But now all of a sudden
Nobody wants to hear it
No
Those certain songs
It just wasn't
It wasn't
It was like rice cakes
It was like you're eating
But it's not
It's not sticking
You know what I'm saying
It's not
You don't want to go back
And listen to them records
They don't really have replay value You know i'm saying like that that was my thing like
it's no it's not really no records that you felt like damn i gotta go hear that again
you know i'm saying it was like nobody ever nobody's gonna ever say eminem can't rap
come on we're a little smarter than that but the songs as of late wasn't really, you know what I mean? It wasn't sick.
And I still stand by my critical response to the track list.
I don't think Eminem in the position he is now, in the hip-hop head that he is, is picking Pink and Popstars and Ed Sheeran to create an album in his 40s.
Just thought it was a little lazy, that's all.
Listen, man, I love him, but you can't start your career
killing pop stars and then,
I mean, there's growth
and you change,
I understand that,
but you can't start your career
having so much laughing
at pop stars and dissing them
and then now,
you put out a track list
and it's nothing but pop acts
on your track list.
Like, come on.
Well, alright,
so let me ask y'all.
And he's at a point in his career
where he does not need to do that.
He's a pop star himself. He can make the music he wants and m is such a phenomenal rapper
clearly from this remix and the album he's really rapping on the album i just don't think he needs
to do the pop star shit anymore and that was my only complaint all right let me ask y'all this
only because he's he he mentioned it in the verse uh and i raised the eyebrow a little bit do y'all attribute uh m's album sales to the trump
dialogue before it before the album came out you mean the because he's disappointing album sales
i wouldn't i can't ever call well no doubt it's a successful album but compared to m's for what
we know m to do and on the verse he said, I lost half my fan base because of the Trump shit.
Oh, I don't think so.
And I said, does he believe that?
No, I don't think that's true.
No.
No, I don't think that's true.
That would be alarming to me if he felt that way.
Yeah.
But I even think, even if M made the perfect hip hop album,
I still think he was going to lose sales regardless.
It's just how the nature of the business.
Yeah, it's completely different.
He's older.
There's no shame in that.
Right.
350 is still great. Right. let me let me uh so let me attack a few things here right i don't think that m was talking to me number one uh but boy did he kill that verse god damn he
killed that verse uh what did y'all think i was about to say because two chains was initially
supposed to be on the original 2 Chainz came through
yeah
yeah I love Chainz
well I kind of felt like
when that
when that was
announced that
2 Chainz was supposed to be on it
and then it came out
with just fresher
that we would see a remix
yeah
and I think 2 Chainz came out
and said hey
I did a verse
didn't make it oh well
maybe next time
or something along those lines well I never thought that Em was calling 2 Chainz to out and said, hey, I did a verse. Didn't make it. Oh, well. Maybe next time. Something along those lines.
Well, I never thought that Em was calling 2 Chainz to keep him abreast with what was happening.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
With music or the songs.
That's just not how Shady moves.
So, you know, 2 Chainz was going on a rant just off the information that the public received.
The track list came out and his name wasn't there.
2 Chainz killed it as well.
And I didn't mind Fresher either.
Yeah, Fresher's cool.
Yeah, I didn't mind himher either yeah I didn't mind him
50 Cent has
zero to do with this beef he is promoting a movie
a movie that doesn't look that bad either
this Den of Thieves thing
yeah I'm gonna go see it
and I don't know what Bizarre has to do with any of this
that's the part
that's the part that is confusing to me
so now I want to apologize to Bizarre
because I am not starting
my 2018 beefing with bizarre i'm just not doing it and last night while i was bored trying to put
my baby to sleep oh you got me out there you got me out there and then i said what the fuck are
you doing in 2018 what are you doing that would have been a bizarre beef. But what the fuck does bizarre have to do with any of this?
He's M's friend, label mate.
He's M's nothing.
He's M's nothing.
You know more than us.
He's M's nothing.
He is M&M's nothing.
Playing devil's advocate.
No, he's part of D12.
That's M's crew.
He's going to bat for M&M for what he thinks.
Obviously, he didn't pay attention to what was said on Everyday Struggle and on this podcast.
It's just going off what everyone said. Hey, he's talking to Joe Budden.
And that just went off.
Now, let's get into a little bit of
backstory here. Unfortunately, we have
to provide you with some backstory.
There was a D12
beef with me at some point.
Yeah, because you dissed him.
Am I the only nigga to ever beef with fucking D12?
My beef list is long no royce did too i
think pause yeah that is okay what is pause about my beef list is long that's kind of crazy if list
wasn't there but it was your beer which come on that's it that every check it matters it matters it matters none y'all y'all
are too old to be playing pause anyway but uh no royce did beef with d12 a long time ago yeah
and then they pieced it up same way i pieced it up and then we all went on tour together
royce malcolm x great disrepair d12 and myself and brandon that was don't forget about brandon
brandon is a key part of this that was when i beefed withce too. So I think when I pieced it up with Royce,
I pieced it up with D12.
Okay.
When they pieced it up,
it was like a one big happy family thing.
And then we went on tour and we had a blast.
I think Bizarre is pretty cool.
That's why I don't understand all this dick rider shit.
I hate that about the music business.
I hate that about the music business.
You niggas and your false alliances that do not exist for niggas that are doing nothing for you, but you still hold hope.
I hate that.
I do.
Keep hope alive.
Is Bizarre putting an album out?
I don't know, man.
Bizarre ain't spoke to him
in the last 15 years
but that's my thing
it's like
why the fuck
is he fucking
jumping in
why is he jumping
but this is my thing though
that's why I laugh
when it's you
because only you
would get into a beef
with Bizarre
only you Joe
like there's nobody else if somebody would've said yo listen who do you think is beefing with Bazaar. Only you, Joe. Like, there's nobody else.
If somebody would have said,
yo, listen,
who do you think is beefing with Bazaar this morning?
I would have said Joe Budden.
And Brandon.
He would not.
What?
Who else would I name?
You are the only person
that's ever going to beef with Bazaar.
I don't think Bazaar has had beef with anybody.
I don't have beef with Bazaar.
I know you don't,
but I'm just saying.
I like Bazaar.
But you sent the tweet. Who's going to not with Bazaar I know you don't But I'm just saying I like Bazaar But you But you said
But you said the tweet
Who's gonna not like Bazaar
That's why
I sent the tweet saying
Watch your fucking mouth
You said a little more than that
Yeah you did
That was worth beefing words
What did I beat the shit out of you
Yeah
In your hometown
Yeah that's beefing words bro
Come on
Come on
Don't play dumb
Bazaar know I beat him up
Let me start with I love you But I think we got the power to grow.
Yo, you love telling somebody you love them and then getting right into bullshit.
Why do you do that?
Because I think all beef should start with I love you.
Honestly.
Y'all don't think so?
No.
I didn't love her when I said that.
Yeah, you did, but I told you when you do love bizarre right but it's just funny that it's wild to compare right into here
he's bizarre come on i'm on one today what do you want me to do no go ahead
don't tell me to have my coffee okay all right my bad my right. My bad. My bad. Let's focus on this guy.
All right, now, anyway, listen.
Fucking, what was you just saying?
Because I want to get into that, whatever you were just saying.
About how you start something, you say, I love you, and then you get right into it.
Oh, I love you.
All right, y'all don't do that.
No.
If I'm ready to beef, it's no love.
I think that love and hate are related.
They are, sure. I think that hate probably stems from
love somehow easier to hate someone if you love them and i do think yeah i do think that when
you're extremely passionate about some shit yeah yeah i think you could love somebody and then
totally get into them that's wrong i mean no but it's funny. I could love Bazaar. I would never rap against Bazaar. What am I about to say?
You got a lot of beefs, actually.
Now, I'm waiting for one.
The beefs that I have are not even the beefs I'm waiting for.
There's one rapper in particular who shall remain anonymous that I think is trying to get a little froggy.
And him I'll come out for. him i'll come out for him i'll
come out for pause i think i know who it is i will 100 come out for him so if you listening homeboy
because you know you know me and you know what's going on i will 100 call parks for you
just to prove a point. To you, probably.
To me, yeah.
Why do you want to prove a point to me?
Because, I think because we friends,
y'all niggas mistake how I'll tear these niggas up.
And I'm not talking about Emin Bazaar.
I'm talking about the anonymous rapper
who I might have to tear the fuck up.
And he know he don't want that type of smoke.
But Joe, you know I know you can rap.
Yeah, but you think he I know you can rap. you don't knock it though. Yeah,
but,
but,
but,
but,
but I just,
I just have to.
But you think he can rap too though?
I know you can rap.
Yeah,
but I mean,
I mean,
that's dead beauty.
We're not talking about
Bad Bobby,
right?
Who's Bad Bobby?
I thought that girl
dissed you.
I saw that.
Oh,
you're talking about a girl?
Yeah.
Bad Bobby?
No,
nigga.
Who the fuck is that?
Who is Bad Bobby?
Parks,
this is,
this is exactly what
Morby talking about,
but Parks don't need
to be on this podcast.
What is, who the fuck is Bad Bobby? What is Parks talking about? Who is that? Who is Bad Bobby? Parks. This is exactly what Morby's talking about. But Parks don't need to be on this podcast. What is...
Who the fuck is Bad Bobby?
What is Parks talking about?
Who's that?
The little white girl.
I'm just seeing my Twitter mentions
every time someone mentions me.
Hey, that's your niece.
That's how you know.
What about Bad Bobby?
She got a session after us.
You ain't got the smoke for her?
No, Parks.
I'm not even thinking about that.
Who else did you...
Who gets dissed by Bad Bobby
and Eminem in the same week?
And Bazaar.
You.
And Bazaar.
I didn't get dissed by Eminem.
But.
Just say his name if you're not pussy.
Yo, listen.
What Kendrick said.
Hey, so go ahead and say Candyman.
But niggas are saying it.
Niggas saying Joe Budden with the E.
Word.
And the hook.
And they adding the S to your name.
A couple of you.
Kendrick said don't say Candyman. And nobody add an S to your name. A couple of you. Kendrick said,
don't say Candyman
and nobody said Candyman.
I say,
don't say my name
and everybody says my name.
Joe Budden's nonstop.
It's plural.
It's mad of you.
So what do you think
I should do about any of this?
Anything?
Because I'm getting old.
I don't give a fuck about this.
To the rapper you're talking about,
you better,
you should probably actually
throw the first punch.
Why?
Because he's nice.
No, he's not.
Yeah.
He's not.
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
He's nice until I come in the equation.
All right.
Then he's not very nice at all.
Say something, Maul.
Something, Maul.
Exactly, nigga.
Anyway, Airhorn, man.
Y'all just want me to rap i'm getting off this shit what else
happened all right let's let's let's keep it on rap uh because i want to go in reverse what
happened during the week cardi b drops the fucking uh bruno track immediately after our last podcast
is finished mad shit happened after our last podcast uh the the reports on the fight at
diddy's house uh house I knew about that one
I didn't want to be the guy to bring it to the podcast
but that was pretty funny
did y'all see that?
Rashid Ali and
Sky
from Black Ink
they fought at Puff's house
I don't even care about that how do you fight at Puff's house
why never mind they fought at Puff's house. I don't even care about that. How do you fight at Puff's house? Why?
Never mind.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, man.
I don't want to fuck up the flow.
Go ahead, man.
Get y'all shit off.
Well, we asked that question last week.
No, no, no.
I asked that question last week.
There was a few people there
that it was just a little confusing.
But listen, let's get into the did
y'all see the video yeah i saw the video all right so tell me what y'all video of the fight yeah oh
no i didn't i mean it wasn't really much of a fight but no no no no i want to ask y'all about
because i don't care about that but i do want to ask y'all about the tactic that she used
and going in for the hug like oh how you doing good to see you sis happy new year queen and then yeah
and then pop off what what do you okay what do you it was a good tell me about that good idea
bad execution because when you go in for the hug you have to win the fight yeah that too
yeah and you get lower and when you're five times the size of the girl you should win the fight too
that's where you keep your elbow close to your body and uppercut she didn't do that she tried to go with the over punch and it didn't work you
got to stay low with your body with your elbows and come up when you do the fake hug do you hear
this fucking saint peter's fight analysis what the fuck is going on over here on that video
yeah you can't go in for the hug against an unsuspecting victim and not get the better. Word.
Yeah, I agree. That's
a fact. Because
what's her name? Rashida? She looked like she was ready
for the hug. She looked like she wasn't there for
smoke.
Even afterwards, she looked like she wasn't there for smoke.
Yeah, they're going to kill me when they catch me
uh but i didn't want to talk about that uh cardi bruno did y'all all love it the way that social
media loved it i'll let y'all get y'all shit off first and then i'll get it uh i thought it was
cool i don't know why everyone expected her to be cannabis on this shit Cardi didn't come With the fire bars
On the fucking
Pop hit with Bruno
What did y'all want?
She did what she was
Supposed to do on that record
I wanted to hit
Cannabis bars
Why?
I like cannabis
I wanted to hit
Cannabis bars
On this
Yeah
Yep
Down front on
Old Biss
No no no
Exactly
I could never do that
Exactly
I could never do that exactly never do that right
yeah i like the record man but they just going they they going they're going to force us to
just hear cardi man like the industry's not going to lose and i'm happy you know that
i'm happy i'm happy for cardi but they got to stop the nikki and cardi thing i'm tired of whenever a
cardi record come out of Cardiverse,
people just automatically throw Nicki in there
and somehow try to put the two against each other.
Well, time out, man.
No, that's what they was doing.
People was doing that.
I was part of the people that started this narrative.
They gotta stop doing that.
No, y'all can be sick of it,
but there is something to it.
I think Nicki dropped something
the same day that that video dropped.
It's an 80s video.
It's an 80s video, too.
That's why people are doing this.
Yeah, but no, but people got to.
They're not just saying.
I mean, music, we always going to compare.
I agree with you.
That's just our nature.
When Cardi drops, we should leave her alone.
Let Cardi be Cardi, but you can't.
People got to stop saying Cardi is better than Nicki and this, that, and...
No, that's false.
That's false.
Like, Nicki is the one that every female MC that is coming out now is chasing.
And that's just the way it is.
Period.
I love Cardi.
She's having a lot of success.
I'm happy for her.
But the fans, y'all got to stop putting this Nicki and Cardi thing.
Stop it, man.
It's not even
close i ain't gonna learn more might be bad barbie what you mean i'm not just being real
i'm asking him about the song and he's talking about the record is dope you're not gonna find
anybody what you accuse people of no no the record is dope i'm just saying but people
when anything anytime cardi gets on a record she got a record it's automatically
yo she's smoking she coming at like people were saying she's coming at nick gets on a record, if she got a record, it's automatically, yo, she's smoking. She coming at...
People were saying she's coming at Nicki on that record.
I'm like, where would y'all think she's coming at Nicki on this record?
Where?
The cannabis bars.
When she says A after the beat drops.
Good record.
I like the song.
I like Cardi.
I like the video.
I like In Living Color.
And I like Bruno Mars.
Bruno Mars is incredible.
With all of that said, does any of this shit matter?
Does what matter?
Because I think what I'm saying is I think this was a really important cog in Atlantic's
Cardi plan.
Like, if you just look at the timeline of things, right?
She put out that record, Cardi and that record, right?
Bardia Cardi? Yeah. Anything around her? that record uh uh cardi and party cardi and that record right body at cardi yeah anything around
shortly after this remix comes out we know the grammys are coming i feel like we've said all of
this on this podcast like we've called this shit the whole fucking way yeah i feel like all right
what i'm asking y'all is is a cardi project coming off of what we have out right now?
Or is there another record coming?
I would assume that there is another big record coming.
I think we're going to keep getting singles.
I think they'll do the single right when the album is to come out.
If we keep getting singles, it is because Cardi B does not have an album prepared and done.
That's what I think.
It's just my opinion.
I don't think that's unfair to say.
Kaiser did not tell me that.
I haven't spoken to anybody at Atlantic since I got fired.
No, I don't think that's unfair to say.
But again, to bring back what we were talking about last week, I thought it was weird that she was doing a press run for a single.
She was doing late night TV for a single.
I don't think that's weird. I don't think that's weird.
I don't think it's weird either.
How often does that happen with artists?
They use that for their album.
No, it happens when you are priority numero uno at the label, which she is.
When you keep dropping out.
I'm not saying it's hurting her.
It's just interesting that they wouldn't want to push.
They're focusing a press run on a single.
Let's keep it a buck.
That doesn't mean an album is
that close. Cardi B is probably
keeping the lights on in Atlantic currently.
Well, they got Bruno and Ed Sheeran
and all that stuff.
They'll always keep the lights on. I'm talking
about rappers. Okay.
I'm not talking about their whole R&B side.
I'm talking about the rappers.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Wiz has not dropped.
I don't know what happened with Kodakak Uzi shits on Atlantic every chance he gets
somebody tell me what else
is happening over there
Ty Dolla $ign came
Jeremiah has not come yet
I'm not sure if Action's last album was on Atlantic or not
but that came out recently
oh but that came out recently. Oh.
Yo, I feel like Rory has mentioned Action Bronson's name at least 70 times
in the past two weeks.
That's his cousin.
I don't think I have.
Rory is Skinny Bronson.
I'll take Skinny Bronson.
My guy.
Oh, I think I took a picture of this
because I'm not getting off of this
Cardi shit yet. All so this this this bruno shit in in closing y'all don't think it does much
uh i think it helps for cardi's trajectory i think it helps no it definitely pushes does it
does it help her sell a record yes absolutely because now bruno fans that didn't wasn't paying
attention to cardi going to check for yeah okay so i think i either asked y'all this before or I asked Act this before.
But all right, so whatever y'all projected her to do before, what do you project her to do now?
I still got it here.
I still got it here.
I was never thinking about projections for the album.
I don't know that we're getting that album anytime soon, necessarily.
If a Cardi B album does not come out in 2018.
I think it's coming this year.
Oh, no, it's definitely coming this year. I just don't know if it's coming this month or next month. Oh, I think it's coming. Oh no, it's definitely coming.
I just don't know if it's coming this month or next month.
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, With the Grammys, and I bet that another record drops. And they did the Spanish record.
They're kind of- And that Spanish record.
Yes, yes.
I'm not even mad at them.
They're killing that shit.
There's a big record coming.
They're being very particular with her, which is why her success has been so great.
They're doing it smart.
Oh, wait a minute.
The Grammys is not in February.
No, it's in February.
The Grammys is this month.
In New York.
Yeah.
First time that that has happened in
well this is the first time the grammys have been in january period i think
um i don't know i'm not fact checking that but i think it is anyway the whole music industry is
is making it making is preparing for early grammys so damn that even changes how i'm
feeling about this cardi shit because they lining them up that record that record is coming next month there's a record coming next month put me on it
i don't care if it's the 28th fucking day how many days in february 28 28 fucking day unless it's a
leap year listen something's born in leap years i mean uh yeah that's all i got on that oh wait
so y'all do y'all care about uh uhset sex tape? Well, the other one?
Yeah, I was about to say, how many sex tapes Offset got?
Okay, so do you want to hear a story?
I don't know.
Damn, I don't even know if I can tell that story.
Homegirl Fame had a pretty interesting story.
Is it about a sex tape
yeah
damn I almost want to ask her
if I could tell that story
y'all wouldn't even believe
that story
the alleged story
the alleged story
there's a lot of conjecture here
the alleged story is
person A went to meet up
with person B
to purchase something
so that it never saw the light of day oh I think that happens Person A went to meet up with Person B to purchase something.
So that it never saw the light of day.
Oh, I think that happens often.
Oh, man.
And it went down.
The transaction happened.
Oh, no.
Man, it should happen.
That nigga's about to shit, man. I ain't going to lie.
I don't think he want these tapes out.
Yo, I'm just going by
something I heard
in the streets
if that story is true
man
that's wild shit
and then two days later
his tape comes out
but I don't care about any of that
I only want to talk about
Cardi's response
did anybody see it
the one she put in the comments
yes
was interesting
oh man
no let me find it I found it Anybody see it? The one she put in the comments? Yes. Was interesting. Oh, man.
No, let me find it.
I found it.
Now, I'm going to read this.
But do you guys want to approach this from a very serious angle first?
Or do you want to joke around first?
I'm going to do both. So it's just a matter of which one you want to do first, Paul.
Serious.
Okay, so I'm going to read this.
Then we'll turn it into jokes.
Cardi B said, and this is about this alleged sex tape.
She says, and I quote, well, if people are talking about it and keep asking me how I feel about the situation, why not let them know?
Question mark.
Right or wrong? Two question marks. No, it's not right for a nigga to cheat but what you want me to do go fuck me another nigga start
all over again and get cheated on again this shit happens to everyone and i'd be to you too
i don't know what that meant but that's what she said to everyone and i'd be to you too. I don't know what that meant, but that's what she said. To everyone, and I'd be too,
you too.
Oh, probably to you too
is probably what she meant.
People handle their relationship different.
So.
Okay.
End quote.
How do you guys feel about this quote?
I feel what Cardi's saying
if it was
in a long-term marriage.
Yeah.
I don't know if I feel that if I'm just with
a girlfriend.
They're engaged. And he's rich.
Yeah.
So is she, probably. On her way.
They're both pretty well
off now, I'd imagine.
He might got a little more longer money.
But the point is...
Well, when you well off,
you still don't mind your partner being well off.
That's a fact.
That don't change a fucking thing.
I don't care how much money she got.
He got money.
So it's a little different.
Yeah, I think in a long-term marriage,
what she's saying is easier to digest
because I think in a long-term marriage,
you've probably found the person that you think you'd like to be with and you should try to work it out
because you have made that promise and believe that girlfriend and boyfriend I don't know or
even engaged at this point because they haven't known each other that long of course I don't know
what their relationship is like but I'm not rolling what she said off girlfriend and boyfriend
me having spent so many years in in therapy i
read this and hear a lot of a lot of self-esteem issues um some maybe self-worth self-love issues
if you know what i'm what i'm trying to get at and that's probably the extent of that i mean
what she's saying is right though plenty women
stay with a nigga that cheats well it's not so much and it leads to one of maul's famous
famous uh points that's somewhere floating around on youtube like how much are you willing to
tolerate from a nigga that that is that wealthy yeah well money buys patience it buys understanding like when you got money women understand more
they're very patient they're very they're very you know they put up with more from if you have
you're doing well off they'll they'll tolerate more and that's a fact you can't we we know that
this is the fact you know i mean when you when you're well off and you're successful and you
have power and money like do women acknowledge that as a fact
maybe not publicly but amongst each other they do they know they know that's what the women
attracted to power you know money you know status so when you have these things you know you cheat
women kind of chalk it up as part of the game you're successful you know it's hard for a
successful man to dodge all the women coming his way you know i'm saying like even hove couldn't
you know i mean and we look at him and b as you know the holy grail of relationship like power
couple that is the power couple and he clearly came out and said yeah i made mistakes and i mean
that's you know men do that but i mean b had more of a reason to stay with that family
it's like you know wakardi and offset is kind of like y'all just started really dating seriously
like a few months ago yeah i want to know how invested these two really are they seem like
they really fuck with each other though like heavy they do they i will say that like i was kind of
like bugged out with the whole relationship thing at first it came out of nowhere to me but
looking at it now they kind of look like they rock with each other so let me ask you this
because i agree the optics of it say that they do rock with each other yeah if they rock with
each other that way why does he keep recording all the sex that he's having with other people
that's my only question yeah my he must be really into that recording shit. Yeah, but how old?
How old?
Yeah, that's all I'm going to say.
These might be old...
Like, these might be old bodies.
They're not old.
Oh, well.
What, is there a time stamp on it?
We don't know when them shits was.
Yeah, because he might have been...
This might have been something from a year, two years ago.
My nigga's not meeting up with nobody trying to purchase shit that was from three years ago, my nigga.
Nah, yes you are.
Yeah, you might.
For the same reason.
They might think that it's current.
And the people might think
this is a current thing.
No, because, yeah,
your girl has been embarrassed
publicly twice right now.
I might go and try to buy that
just so we could dodge
some bad publicity again,
even if it's some old shit.
Because clearly she was hurt by it
and embarrassed.
And most things,
women will tolerate a lot
as long as they're not embarrassed.
That's when you got to hit them with,
come on, you still on that?
I thought we talked about that.
You bring up the old shit.
Man out, man.
Fuck all this.
I'm out.
I'm out.
That's when you just do that.
No, I'm fucking on this old shit.
So now, no, here's my other point,
and I'm not serious here. I'm kind of serious. Well, I don't on this old shit. So now, no, here's my other point, and I'm not serious here.
I'm kind of serious.
Well, I don't live by this today, but boy, sometimes it's good to get that chick with
really low self-esteem, man.
You can walk all over them.
They're not going to leave.
They're going to defend you to the death.
They don't love themselves.
That's true.
I'm lying? No. That that's awesome sometimes man every nigga needs that face okay i'm gonna pick where i agree
there no yeah rory gets so pussy anytime the fucking mics come on.
Roy has definitely had him
at least seven chicks
that didn't love themselves.
Absolutely.
I went through that phase.
I definitely went through that phase.
So he identifies with it.
I was going through them
at fucking 20.
I was so bad.
I could point them out.
I could figure out
which ones were
Pretty quickly
With the low self esteem
Y'all ain't shit
Let me just put that out there
Nah that's hard
That's an uncanny ability nigga
Uncanny ability
Uncanny
Did that nigga just say uncanny
Yes
Uncanny
Fuck outta here
With uncanny
That is an uncanny ability
To be able to
Profile
A chick with low self esteem
I would like to hear
How about an uncanny ability.
Can you do it?
I think anybody can.
It's not a talent.
You make it seem like that's a talent.
You walk in the club and know who has low self-esteem.
100%.
I think every man can do that.
Then tell me how.
Look at the chick with barefoot, bent over.
Let niggas pour champagne on her butt.
Yo, what is wrong with you real mall is so stuck in the
90s that's real easy to spot all the chicks are not barefoot getting champagne poured in their
ass the low self-esteem chicks are who is brandon jennings partying
and why have i not been invited oh and speaking of quick sidebar I got a special guest
coming to the podcast soon
and Maul's not gonna like it
all of Maul's little
cool credibility
that shit is out the window bro
Marcus is coming
pause
why is my cool credibility
out the window
cause all the little
like stories you tell
like
but the ones that are
filled with lies
that people believe
because you somehow
are believable
what's like marcus is gonna come and and and really share the truth no he's not what truth
you're gonna talk about uh mike thug in the gym oh my god i think dill might have even been there
for mike thug lighting you up in the gym because he heard that shit you said about rome and me so
that's cool we can get the jokes off but you done got torched a whole lot but we'll talk about that soon because marcus i didn't get
torched a whole lot now you're nervous but why y'all don't never talk about the next day when
we played the full court and i and i killed mike thug and i stripped him and and mark tell some
markers to tell that part i stole the ball yeah you was there stole a ball from him pass it to
marcus he hit me for the game three wait more I've been watching
the more greatest
top ten plays
I do not remember
y'all don't ever
want to give me my props
like y'all want to talk
about a nigga
getting screened
and the nigga
shooting shots
where was my man
on the help side
talk about that nigga
the nigga who wasn't
stepping up
I'm getting screened
all night
I'm getting screened
all night
you was in boxing one
with no help
any nigga
in the street ball game looking for the help side defense is trash, my nigga.
No, we was in the gym.
No, no, no.
We was in the gym.
We wasn't in the park.
We was in the gym.
Fuck.
We was in the gym playing real ball.
But no, we was playing real hoop, nigga.
Fuck you talking about?
That was street ball.
So stop saying I was getting torched.
I wasn't getting torched.
You did get torched.
How?
How am I getting torched, my nigga?
How?
How?
I got to remember this other play where you stole the ball.
He'll tell you.
Jumped from half court.
If he real, he'll tell you.
Dumped it from the three-point line.
Yeah, if he real, he'll tell you.
Why don't we?
Who, Marcus?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, Marcus coming.
All right, so what was we just talking about before that little story?
Self-esteem.
Yeah, self-esteem issues.
Oh, yeah, I'm off it now. Yeah, champagne in the butt. Like what? you're talking about before that little story self-esteem uh yeah self-esteem issues oh yeah
i'm off it now yeah champagne in the butt oh wait i wanted rory to tell us how you spot these chicks
uh they believe those little lies really early like things that make no sense that you test them
you lie on purpose just to see what they could what they could take and not take uh they're not
quick to reply to things you You can tell them about themselves
and they'll agree.
Holy shit.
You don't think this is
an uncanny ability?
This nigga has a science to this shit.
He's like Mike Caron.
This was early. This was like
1920.
This nigga Rory's a predator.
You're a predator.
Seven years removed though. It just came out that Ben Vereory's a predator. Yeah. Yeah. Tight. You're a predator. Speaking of predators.
Seven years removed, though.
It just came out that Ben Vereen's a predator, too.
I don't know if y'all cared.
Oh, my.
Not Ben.
That's what I'm saying.
Not Ben. Yo, the world is going crazy when a nigga can stop tap dancing and go credit.
Come on, Ben.
Credit is funny.
All right, Rory.
Why do you know all this shit?
Because when I was young, I was a dickhead.
I was taking advantage of women when I was at a young age.
The old school way was you just spot the super, super, super fine girl getting all the attention
and then analyze the crew.
The crew is always lonely on the side.
The crew wants some attention.
They're standing there wanting attention.
What? I'm lying? No, you're not. And some of them chicks is cute, too. The crew is always lonely on the side. The crew wants some attention. Yeah. They're standing there wanting attention. Yeah.
What?
I'm lying?
No, you're not.
And some of the tricks is cute, too.
And quiet is kept.
The baddest one is not normally the leader.
That's a fact.
It's not normally the leader, man.
That's a joke.
I want the leader of the crew.
The baddest one in the crew don't have a license.
She's not driving anywhere.
She's not coming out every night that y'all see them.
She has no babysitter,
a felon baby daddy in jail.
I'm cool on the
finest one in the group, my nigga.
Well, I'm married anyway, but you know what I mean.
Alright, so I don't
care about that anymore. What else happened that was really
funny?
I want to talk about sports
with you two patriot fans later i want to ask y'all how y'all how y'all feel about bill belichick
coming to the giants i'm going with him wait huh the nf the nfl oh yeah because we're still
boycotting it yeah i don't pay attention we can't have a team and say the nfl i don't i
i don't watch football no more.
I have not watched football.
Oh, you got to give us this update.
I didn't know that.
You've been saying it for 15 weeks.
I don't listen to Maul.
He says it every week.
Yeah, but you know, nobody ever has a way of really confirming things with Maul because we don't speak to him.
And he don't insta-live shit.
But that Supreme, I really don't watch football.
Like, I don't.
I haven't watched either, actually.
I don't.
We watched football on Saturday.
Knock it off.
Where were we on Saturday?
The studio.
We wasn't there for that.
I mean, that's true.
It was on, though.
Yeah, it was on.
That's when you lost that money to me, thinking the Chiefs was going to beat somebody.
The Chiefs are shitting the playoffs.
All right, something about the Golden Globes.
Did y'all see them?
I did.
Maul, did you see them?
No, but This Is Us, like I said, you know, that was one of the greatest shows.
They cleaned up?
Oh, yeah, you did say that.
Yeah.
This Is Us is one of the greatest shows ever made.
I still haven't watched it.
Ever.
That's one of the greatest shows ever.
Really?
I really got to watch this.
Y'all sticking by that?
Absolutely.
100%.
I said as soon as I saw
the first three episodes,
I was stuck.
With the ease,
too, though.
Wow.
And this is what's funny.
I don't know if Rory
is even prepared
to watch that show.
I don't think that you are.
Dil, I got to be prepared
to watch a sitcom?
No, but I know what Joe
is trying to say, though.
Because it does.
I wasn't prepared to watch it.
It catches you off guard. Like, it's definitely going to hit some emotional spots for you. say, though. I wasn't prepared to watch it. It catches you off guard.
It's definitely going to hit some emotional spots for you.
And you mad not holistic inside.
I don't even know what holistic means.
It's not Rory.
He has mad things that are unwhole inside of him,
and that is just the show to bring it out.
So what I'm saying is you might need to go call your little Irish therapist.
There's no such thing as an Irishish therapist we don't go to therapy they just go to the bottle yes and then we die that's the irish therapist and then we go into the bottle yeah but what i'm
saying is that that show some type of way finds a way to encompass everyone in it. Yeah. Like just from this one family who,
this one family who adopted a black kid
and raised him with the white family
as if color wasn't a thing.
Somehow in everybody's story
and when these people that they meet,
it's going to hit you.
It's going to hit you.
And I'm really glad that they recognized,
what's the gentleman's name?
I don't even want to,
what's the nigga that won? name we gotta get his yeah get his
real name because we ain't even gonna half step that way but it's special because damn where i
wish you see the show because it's so many phenomenal acting performances on the show
it's a netflix thing no this comes on nb. Okay. So many great actors and actresses on this show, but the black dude, Sterling K. Brown.
Oh, the guy who played in the OJ show.
He played, what's the other prosecutor's name?
He's in a few movies, though.
He's in Insecure, too. Yeah, he's a a few movies though he's in Insecure too
he's a good actor
yeah but he's doing different shit
on this show so
shout out to him I'm really glad
that they won did y'all see Oprah's table
yeah
thorough
Denzel Rosa Parks
every black
powerful per Jesse Williams I don't know
everybody was there.
She had all the powerful
black people there.
Yeah.
And damn it,
I wanted to call Homeboy
to talk my man
and talk to all that Oprah shit.
Who?
Remember a few weeks ago
we podcast?
Oh yeah, you were saying that.
I told y'all that somebody I know
was asking about Oprah
saying she never did shit
for you know all that bullshit.
And then she go up there
and announced
that she running for president
Did y'all like the speech?
Yeah
I mean when don't you like Oprah's speech?
She's so well thought out
And well executed
I don't know
What are y'all thoughts on her running for president?
How many Oprah speeches we got?
No I'm saying she usually
She's done the shows
And she's done her own show
And given speeches
She's had her monologues for sure Yeah Yeah that's true what were you saying uh what do y'all think about her running
running in 2020 well the president women well women clearly were upset about seeing some few
posts saying this is exactly the problem now everybody's gonna open up for president
she doesn't want to.
It's her choice.
I'm like, relax.
I thought that was a compliment saying that Oprah.
Like, what is the problem?
They've been bullying Jon Stewart to run for president for 15 years.
Listen, man.
Women just got to just relax sometimes.
I was really happy to see Stedman still.
He thought Stedman was going somewhere.
Remember when we was talking about when your significant other has money you'll
take a lot of bullshit the Stedman case in point yeah but a few a few years ago there was reports
that it was a little shaky it was a little rocky road money buys patience
Stedman ain't got social media Stedman ain't cheat Stedman don't even leave the house I'm
about you know he locked in the house would. Would you? I'm not leaving the kitchen.
I'm Stedman.
When she wake up, I'll be right here.
I'm not moving.
You fuck with Oprah like today?
Me?
What you mean when I fuck with Oprah?
Like if Oprah wanted to date me, would I date Oprah?
Yeah.
Nigga, what you think?
I don't know.
On every other podcast
You stand by these morals
Of not really wanting to date
Not really
That's not your thing
And now all of a sudden
You sell out for Oprah
For sure
If you gonna sell out for anybody
You sell out for Oprah
For sure
I'm not mad
I'll be in there eating
Listen I'm not
I'll be in the kitchen
Eating butternut squash
I'm a different nigga
I'm letting you niggas know now
Oprah wanna holla at me
I'm a whole different nigga
I don't even know y'all no more
For sure
Me wearing mock necks and turtlenecks and shit
My whole shit is different
My whole program is different
Is he alone in there?
Y'all would date Oprah too?
Hell yeah
Alright
You would too
I'm trying to be weird here
At no point did I say
I would not date Oprah
she seems like a great conversationalist
here we go
I mean I wouldn't date her
for the same reasons
that you guys would like
to get to know her
I'm going to get to know her too
oh my god
I'm going to get to know her real well
so you would
or you know what
I'm not even going to do that
I'm not even talking about that
she got to have some
fire birth control
this nigga's crazy this nigga's crazy see just it's always not see i'm not shooting up the club see i'm saying
solidify his see his it's always his place in the league like come on it's always one that's
gonna go too far it's always one it's always one that was our one see oprah got fire birth control
see what i'm saying like come on man We can't talk about Oprah like that
It's a fact man
No we can't talk about Oprah like that
I ain't gonna lie
If Oprah need a birth control pill
It's a room in that fucking mansion
With somebody making a birth control pill
Listen it's a hole
It's a hole
Yeah
From scratch
Making a birth control
Birth control pill from scratch is funny man
From scratch
That's what I'm saying
A YouTube tutorial You following A birth control pill from scratch is funny, man. From scratch? That's what I'm saying. A YouTube tutorial?
You following?
A birth control pill from scratch.
Let me tell you something.
Before Puff Party, I was trying to get my suit, and it was over there and shit.
And the nigga was like, yeah, just come right to the back.
Try the suit on.
And I walk in the back.
Nigga had a tailor, three Asians.
It was like a whole operation in there.
So I 100% think.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
I 100% think that some birth control pills can get made in Oprah Cripps.
Y'all are sick.
And if I was Stedman, I would hide them shits in a heartbeat.
That's what I'm saying.
Are you kidding me?
Y'all are sick.
You think it would be when Oprah went free for 15 years and not hide the birth control?
Oprah cannot get pregnant, nigga.
She's an older woman.
She cannot have it.
Oh, please.
She's Oprah.
What do you mean?
If Oprah wanted to be pregnant, she could have 10 kids tomorrow.
Not even in nine months.
She's past that.
Oprah could have a kid in a month.
Oprah would definitely.
Gayle, have the baby for me.
Y'all, see?
See what I'm saying?
Y'all are sick, man. Y'all are crazy. See, y'all are crazy. Y'all, see, see what I'm saying? Y'all are sick, man.
Y'all are crazy.
See, y'all are crazy.
Y'all are crazy.
It's a fucking joke, Maul.
No, it is,
but I'm just saying
y'all are still crazy, though.
This nigga Maul
want to get back
on the Kardashian show so bad.
He won't offend
none of the billionaires.
Listen, I love Oprah.
And that ain't even why
I wanted to bring Oprah up.
Word.
She did so much great shit at the Comic Con.
Yeah, Rory, come on, it's inappropriate bullshit.
You know I'm bringing up Stedman.
I watch OWN.
That's one.
And two.
Because you're unemployed.
I was happy to see Stedman.
That's a housewife show.
I was happy to see Stedman, honestly.
And Gail.
And that whole table.
Oprah running.
Let me tell you what that Oprah speech told me.
Y'all going to think I'm crazy now now we are i watched that oprah speech man i ain't gonna lie i said women woman jesus is
coming women women woman jesus is coming nigga why you say that look at the year what woman look at
all the women it's it's what women are taking over in the next, until we die, all of us.
That's happening.
And then some people already say that Jesus is a woman, by the way.
Yeah.
So if Jesus is a woman, she is up there.
I'm just saying, she's up there making it happen for the woman right now.
How Ben Vereen get it? She's Oprah. I'm just saying, she's up there making it happen for the woman right now.
How Ben Vereen get it?
You don't think woman Jesus is up there like... And focusing on Ben.
Too much tapping.
Zing.
Too much tapping.
Too much commotion.
Get Ben.
That's crazy that Ben Vereen is a predator.
So woman Jesus is sassy too? Wait, you don't think she would be? All right, nah. What's crazy that Ben Vereen is a predator. So woman Jesus is sassy too?
Wait, you don't think she would be?
All right, nah.
What's up with Rory today?
I'm not jumping into none of your little offensive jokes.
Nah, because Rory be thinking I'm down with him when I'm not.
I'm cool, my nigga.
I'm not offending no woman.
I love the women.
What else important happened?
Something else important happened at the Golden Globes come on facial recognition recognition id uh oh uh let's not oh done how we don't h&m
yeah h&m fuck h&m fuck h&m i think we should all go to h&m and just steal shit
i saw somebody say that i thought that was your ghost account
my ghost account you definitely. My ghost account.
You definitely got a ghost account.
Hell no. You wouldn't tell us.
I would. I just wouldn't tell y'all what it was.
Oh, okay. Got it, got it, got it.
Come on, Roy. You got to say fuck H&M too.
You mad. I know you like their t-shirts.
I know you like their t-shirts.
It's just $8.99. What the fuck?
White niggas love them fucking H&M t-shirts.
I have a couple too, but you wash them once and it's over.
Needless to say, I'll never purchase another.
Are we getting serious?
We serious.
Let's get serious.
From someone that has worked in advertising, I think the problem stems from not having
enough minorities in advertisement.
Oh, it must be obvious day.
He started like he was about to drop a jewel. I've personally been in advertisement. Oh, it must be obvious day. Well, no. He started like he was about to drop a jewel.
I've personally been in meetings where it's just with...
I think some of them are just a little tone deaf.
Tone deaf.
I think some of them are a little racist.
Why, thanks, Rory, for such profound fucking...
Oh, you cut me off.
All right, go ahead.
I don't care anymore.
But I agree.
See, and that's the problem.
That's the problem.
I've been...
White people not caring.
I've been in these meetings
when it's brands that are specific to minorities,
not that H&M is specific to that,
but where they use minorities
and they look to other white people
to ask them if this is okay for minorities.
H&M is for white people, man.
It's the wildest conference room
you'll ever see
where a bunch of grown white people are
talking about black people and what they think black people will like and what's appropriate
for how black people should be represented.
It's literally insane.
Sounds like complex.
I ain't got a lot.
I'm on one today, too, man.
I got to get a job.
Clearly, I agree with what you're saying
does any of y'all
do
does any part of y'all
think that some of this
is done on purpose
of course it is
they might be trolling
of course it is
cause they know that
we just
it's not trolling
if you really feel that way
that's true
no no but they know
that people are just
gonna talk about it
for about a week or two
and then they'll be
right back in the ancient
soon as Kanye or Kim
Has a new Alexander Wang
Or Vera Wang line
In H&M
People are going to run
And it's going to sell out again
So they know
They're just weathering the storm
Let's just batten down the hatches
For a week
Deal with it
And they'll be right back
In two weeks
That's all it is
Everybody's just jumping on
You know Posting the kid on you know posting the kid and
you know i get it i get it but it's no long it's not gonna last people are not gonna just ban h&m
and stop shopping there as soon as they put a dope body suit in there all the girls are gonna go get
it like that's just how it is i don't know if h&m was the spot that they was running to for the dope
body suit no uh american apparel was used to be yeah that body soon. No, American Apparel was. Used to be.
That's where they get those really high socks.
American Apparel was the best store in the world
when Shorty spent the night
but didn't really have anything the next morning.
Just take me to American Apparel.
All right.
There's one right there in Willowbrook.
There's American Apparel everywhere.
One right there in 34th. Actually, I already's American Apparel everywhere. It's one right there
on 34th.
Actually,
I already pre-bought
everything.
It's in my drawer.
You definitely
get to buy
We don't need to be
seen outside together.
Yeah,
because that's the
worst place to ever
be seen with a chick.
American Apparel.
And you famous?
That must suck.
And they don't have
chairs in there either.
No,
American Apparel.
But I'm kind of glad
they closed that shit
down though.
They had those t-shirts. Mall used to wear all that american apparel shit what what american apparel shit i used to wear fuck out what you talking about wait back back to h&m all right so
uh no i think i think that the black dollar can change the world and if if niggas are gonna pull
a money and not support h&M then yeah I definitely
see a change and I respect
what The Weeknd did
The Weeknd apparently had a deal with
H&M and he backed away from it
that's dope
he said I'm off y'all niggas I'm not fucking with y'all
see I respect shit like that
yeah I do too but it's not going to last
is what I'm saying
you are just not that optimistic, brother.
It's not.
We've seen this before.
We've seen this before.
Like, we stop, we ban something for three weeks, and then we right back.
When have we seen it?
We banned Uber for two days.
And everybody was right back in a month.
That's a fact.
That was last year.
Yeah, we banned Papa John's for a week.
Well, Papa John's was already trash.
Let's start there.
Papa John's might be the most trash pizza in the universe.
Ever.
If you was eating that before, there was something wrong.
Papa John's ain't more trash than fucking...
That's also what I found out during that day when everyone was outraged at Papa John's.
Y'all have terrible palates.
Terrible palates.
This many people loved Papa John's pizza.
I was shocked.
I thought that was a lie.
Papa John's was trash.
You said Papa John's is better than what?
What pizza?
I don't think that Papa John's is as bad as Pizza Hut.
Oh, you got...
I don't know.
It's all the same shit.
All that shit is trash.
What Pizza Hut in the Bronx are you eating?
Pizza Hut is trash.
I think Domino's is trash.
Domino's is trash.
Papa John's is like plastic pizza.
All of that shit is trash.
I think all of those are trash
the best pizza
from probably like
other than like
a real pizza spot
in New York
that I had
probably was in Detroit
at uh
I'll get you trying to get
us back to Detroit
oh that shit that Roy said
is crazy
Jets
I think it's called Jets
that pizza is crazy
that's some of the best
pizza I've ever had
I want to go back to Detroit
for that pizza
yeah that pizza is incredible
that was one of the
highlights of Detroit
yeah I think it's called Jets.
Shout out to Detroit.
We love y'all.
Yeah, but you know what?
Let me ask y'all this.
Because people love New York pizza.
Yeah.
Parks, I think you one time told me that New York pizza's better than Chicago pizza.
It is.
Hell yeah.
Don't kill me.
And you stick to that, too.
I'm an advocate.
I don't like deep dish pizza.
It's okay.
Oh, so then we can't really talk about it.
It's weird, man. It's cool like once. Yeah, yeah, it's cool. New York pizza's undefeated, though. Yeah don't like deep dish pizza. It's okay. Oh, so then we can't really talk. It's weird, man.
It's cool like once.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
New York pizza's undefeated, though.
Yeah, it's undefeated.
Yeah, you're not fucking with that.
If you live in New York and you get Papa John's or Dunkin' Donuts or anything.
Where do y'all get pizza from in New York that y'all feel this passionately about?
I got a bunch of spots, man.
Parks is not telling me that he thinks that that pizza spot on the corner is fucking with
any pizza place in Chicago.
Wait, the chicken pizza?
The chicken and pizza?
This is what I mean.
Y'all just giving me biased New York shit.
I don't think there's a better slice in the world
than margaritas on Jamaica Ave.
You said name a spot.
Here's hipster Rory time.
Oh, Jamaica Ave is hipster now?
I'm going to name this fucking block
that none of you have been to.
Am I wrong, new Chris Brown?
You from over there.
It's the best pizza in the city.
Chris Brown.
Not in this city.
No.
I would put it up.
I'd put it up
No
I can't believe that y'all think
New York pizza is so great like that
New York pizza is the best pizza
In the country
Period
I don't even think it's an argument
It's not an argument
But there's no spot
First of all
Just gave you a spot
And you laughed
Here's why pizza in New York
Is so good
Because
The water that
They use to make the dough
In New York
They actually bottled
The New York water
And send it to like Other states to make Like bagels and shit, they actually bottled the New York water and send it to other states
to make bagels and shit like that.
Yeah, that's why our bagels are good, too.
Wait a minute.
Mall is trash enough to even have facts
about how the dough is made.
That's a known fact.
You trash for not knowing that.
Oh, my fucking God.
That's how I know you don't know
where the best pizza's at.
That's why New York pizza's amazing
because sometimes they take the water in the dough
and they mail it to
make bagels at other places they do so fucking what that makes for a better product we talk
about that's why the product is better but there's no place that y'all can name I just name one
there's a bunch of places in New York that have better pizza than Chicago almost anywhere
have y'all ever been in Chicago yeah I lived I lived there for two years. That pizza in Detroit.
Let's take that.
That shit was really good.
What pizza place?
Because that is their Chicago-style pizza.
So now, what New York pizza place can I go to to get a comparable pizza?
You talking about deep dish or regular slice?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Because there's a difference.
There's a difference.
Both.
Because you can go get a sicilian
from dykeman or slice them up on dykeman right now that's gonna right there on 207 no that's not
too it snows broadway i figured out the problem y'all taste buds it's trash you're bugging i would
love to i'm gonna buy y'all some dijerno dijerno is better wait chic Chicago's pizza too right You never had that pizza
Up on Dykeman
Which spot more
It's right across from
What is that
It's like Broadway
It's like near Nagle I think
The one that's open all night
It's like right across
From Bar 80
What's that 809
I've definitely had that pizza
That is good pizza
That's one of the best
Pizza spots in the city
Yo Quiet is Kept
That spot in Edgewater
That we used to go to
Has some of the best pizza I've ever had that pizza is good pizza i put that pizza up against
all this new york bullshit pizza i don't even put cheese on the pizza in fucking new york you
never had that you never had patties joe you're going to two rows for that dollar slice like
that's cool on the move we talk about the real slice and if you eat that dollar slice shit you
bugging yeah you bugging you can't I don't eat dollar slices
yeah that shit is trash
I just hope they never
get rid of it though
cause everything is so
expensive in New York
we need one thing
that has remained the same
they just opened a dollar
slice spot on Steinway
yo you niggas are
entirely too passionate
about this topic
let's move on
gotta rep for the city man
you don't you don't
no you don't
no you don't you don't have to rep for the city that's. You don't, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't have to rep for the city.
That's the problem with Bazaar now.
Trying to rep for the fucking city.
Do y'all care that Atlantic is not paying producers at all?
I care a lot.
Yes, we care.
Not just Atlantic.
A lot of people aren't paying producers.
That's old news.
Producers do need some type of union.
I was about to say, what is the answer to it?
Because we're going to keep hearing these stories there has to be some union and some type of clause where just to be
in a studio with somebody there has to be some agreement of of cal of a certain caliber of
producer in this union i'm just spitballing here but i think something like that should come around
wait time out let me just rewind really quickly because i just remembered something the other nigga in the h&m ad the white boy his hoodie said uh king survivor of the jungle or some shit but boy did he look
timid and afraid now i don't look at young white boys often but when i try to picture rory at that
age i picture him being timid and afraid too why. Why would they put... Look at my avi.
I was a duck.
Yeah, you were alcoholic at six.
Yeah, Rory keep posting all them old pictures of when he looked hardcore.
Yeah, now I'm pussy.
Why would they put that hoodie on that kid?
That's what made me think that was a little funny.
That one, the white boy's hoodie.
I don't know, bro.
All right, fine.
That's all I wanted to go back to.
All right, so back to Atlantic.
Yeah, I think there needs to be some type of producer union
because they don't have, of course, they have managers,
but they don't really usually have labels that back them.
And a lot of really high caliber producers just run with one manager
that isn't signed with a company.
There's no really following up.
There needs to be
some structure
that they need to get together
to do.
Stop sending the stems
until you get paid.
Damn.
Why is that not the answer?
Yeah, that's the answer.
Honestly.
Stop sending the fucking stems.
I've seen Joe get around
that plenty of times.
No doubt.
Joe would just record
over the beat.
With the help of Parks.
Hey, hey, hey. We have an answer. Don't make me complicit in this shit. times no doubt joe just record over the beat with the help of parks we have mad answers for not getting the stems parks create the stems uh create redo the whole beat word we'll we're gonna try to remake some
shit they're always around that though i ain't gonna lie but still you want to protect yourself
by not sending the stems yeah you gotta do
what you can
cause these niggas records
be perfectly mixed
and mastered
like they
spent time with
all the stems
make your mixes a little
shitty when you send
them out in the two track
yeah
those are the stems
like I would have
issue with that
that kid that keeps
shitting on Atlantic
I think he did the
XO2 on Lifebeat
for Uzi
TM88
and also get your shit like your publishing shit right cause sometimes you don't even necessarily want That kid that keeps shitting on Atlantic, I think he did the XO Tour Life beat for Uzi. TM88.
And also, get your shit, like, your publishing shit right.
Because sometimes you don't even necessarily want a big advance.
That's true, too. In all cases.
You know, if someone's going to sell records, you don't want the big advance because it's
just going to come out of your shit anyway.
And that's the other thing.
It's like, all right, if Atlantic is not paying you, that's fine.
But when the record begins to perform,
if you have a publishing deal,
this should work out great for you.
Now, I'm out my pub deal.
So I don't know how pub deals are looking at the metrics of streaming.
You know what I mean?
That's true.
I don't know all the details.
I wouldn't even know where to begin
on what they're doing with that.
I'm going to do some research on that
and call a few people behind the scenes
and probably try to find out.
I know it probably is a little different from radio, but not the way these niggas are complaining.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
And when they say not get paid, see, this is why it's confusing.
Producers that normally get paid from major labels, back in the day, they used to get a grip.
Yeah.
I don't think that part is still happening
no and a lot of these kids are working out of the system even though they're signed to major labels
they're still kind of moving on their own and how they create their music so these producers are
being left behind so when they say i'm not being paid by the label like how much money are they
talking about i'm not talking about metro and these niggas that you know demand a certain feat but in the age of one song
doing the trick and in the age of let me go to my man who got a studio in his basement that and
chef something up and then maybe it can go if you one of these kids with a following
how much they get in and it's but it's also different in the sense like back in the day
be like all right we're gonna take this artist we'll put him in with Tim, Pharrell, et cetera, and then we'll put an album out.
These kids are finding shit on the internet.
Like, a lot of hit records are from producers.
They don't even know the name of the producer.
They just heard the beat and said, all right, well, I'll put this out.
They don't even know it's going to be a hit.
It becomes a hit.
I don't know who I should call.
I don't even know who did it.
A lot of dudes find a lot of tracks on SoundCloud yeah
that they just like
YouTube all that shit
yeah like
and they just like
just take it
like these are kids
who not expecting
for a Drake
or somebody to hear
their beat
and actually use it
for a single
like they just
making music
so when it happens
it's like oh shit
like but then now
like you know
a lot of these producers
now they're coming out
because it's like
it's getting out of hand
we're not getting paid though like a lot of these producers are getting fucked're coming out because it's getting out of hand with not getting paid, though.
A lot of these producers are getting fucked.
I think the whole argument was about labels using the mixtape as a cop-out to not pay.
Yeah.
Well, artists were doing that, too.
Yeah.
Labels got that from artists.
They've been doing that for a minute.
Joe did that for 15 years.
No doubt.
I'm trying to think if I did that.
You did that.
I did that.
Everyone did that. That's just part of the game. It was the mixtape era. But I wasn't trying to think if I did that you did that I did that everyone did that that's just part of the game
it was the mixtape era
but I wasn't
shit Lil Wayne probably did that
for god knows how many years
everyone did
cause I mean
I might have invented that
there was some truth
there was some truth
like there's no budget
who was the first person
to put out mixtapes
with all original music
we had this conversation before
I think you were one of the first
if not the first
I don't know
I don't remember our conversation i don't know i don't
remember i don't want to yeah i don't want to think about that too but when i was doing it it
wasn't to avoid paying niggas i couldn't pay niggas i didn't have a budget right my budget
was closed from def jam you still had to kind of just keep shit going and most of my beats were
from the niggas that i went to dub b uh the classics fucking like I have segments of my career
where I just worked
with one person
Cardam
A-Rab
but a lot of that
a lot of that
back and forth though
if you remember like
the old mixtape
like the back of the covers
it would usually
always say
who it was produced by
because it was kind of a swap
because mixtapes
rarely in the beginning
were you getting paid from them
unless people started
doing shows afterwards
which when they got smarter
people were getting paid for them
but not
you weren't getting budgets
yeah shit the DJs were making more money than the artists off that shit
so i think that was the swap for the promotional use only shit and they would put that but now
mixtapes have become so lucrative and people are have billboard number one singles off mixtapes
kind of get rid of the term mixtape in general for shit that's going to retail because that used
to be the difference is that mixtapes weren't going to retail.
Yeah.
Per se at least.
And then Drake happened.
A label even telling me
or artists telling me
today as a producer,
yo,
this is going to go
on a mixtape.
I don't even know
what that means.
I'm not accepting of that.
Right.
What the fuck is a mixtape?
It's going to retail anyway
so what the fuck is...
So man,
start a union,
pay your dues,
hit the union, say this bullshit happened to me, y', start a union, pay your dues, hit the union, say,
this bullshit happened to me, y'all have a representative,
y'all have a lawyer in there, that's why you're paying your union dues, and someone will represent you in these cases.
That was a
professional way of putting it, Rory.
Thanks, man.
I don't think the union will ever work because the kid
down the block in the basement
will just undercut everything and not join the union.
That's never going to work, unfortunately.
Yo, you and Maul are really optimistic
about all this. No, it's just the reality.
It's the reality.
That's the reality.
No, you're pessimist.
I am a pessimist, but that's the reality.
Because everybody's thirsty to get on in any type of way.
That is kind of a little Lieber trait.
I was totally joking, bro.
You know I'm not the Zodiac guy.
No, but I am know, I'm not the Zodiac guy. No,
but I am.
I know.
And I'm serious.
We know.
Um,
uh,
what do y'all think
of this Jimmy Iovine shit?
Four years removed.
That's important to know.
What happened?
Give the backstory.
Jimmy Iovine is,
uh,
set to leave Apple.
What do you mean four years removed?
He signed the deal.
Oh, he's going to leave in four years.
No.
No, he's leaving now.
Oh, what's four years then?
He signed his contract four years ago.
Oh, okay, okay.
That's pretty quick.
That's the short term.
That is a very short tenure, and something is happening.
Something is happening.
Somebody as meticulous as Jimmy Iovine does not leave Apple
unless he's had something.
This is very...
Y'all seen the shit with Spotify, right?
Yes.
The publishing company is coming for their shit.
There's a big publishing company.
I forget which one.
They're suing.
They're suing because they don't have...
They're not getting licenses
for streaming all these songs.
That's what they're arguing.
Which is probably true.
They're only getting the master clearance
from the labels
but they're not clearing the publishing license and and uh a few days after
that story broke uh the cfo of spotify or some shit just walked away just gonna be i've been
talking about this it's gonna be an issue they they're taking money from everybody but they also
have deals with a lot of people that's's true. But with the labels, not with the publishing company.
Yes, with the labels.
That's a big difference.
That's half the cake.
All right, so teach me here.
If Spotify has a deal with the labels,
they kick them back 20% or something stupid like that.
Spotify is really thugging niggas out.
They're thugging everybody out.
What part does the publisher really play here?
Because you have to have, if you sample something, for instance, you have
to clear both the songwriting side
and the masters. There's two copyrights to every song.
There's the recording copyright
and there's the songwriting copyright.
Basically, what's happening is Spotify, and I would
assume Apple Music, is clearing the
recording copyright, but they're not clearing
the publishing copyright.
That's a big problem. Oh, that publishing copyright. That's a big problem.
Oh, that's big.
That's a big problem.
What can the publishers do?
Sue the fucking shit out of them.
Oh, that's why that number is so inflated.
It was like a $60 billion.
That's why that number is so big and crazy.
And that's probably why that lady left.
But why would Jimmy leave?
That might be part of it.
And has anybody, I know I said this
last week and nobody ever pays me any attention
to I'm absolutely correct. And then nobody
gives me credit. Has anybody else
feel like they've been seeing too much Larry Jackson?
And again, y'all laugh.
No, I haven't
seen Larry Jackson. I've heard a mention.
I know what you're saying. I never heard Larry Jackson. We have never, ever,'t seen Larry Jackson. I've heard of Larry Jackson. I know what you're saying, though. I never heard Larry Jackson mentioned until the Drake show.
We have never, ever, ever heard Larry Jackson's name this much.
Is there a conspiracy afoot?
No, he's probably just moving in to be whatever Jimmy was at Apple.
The face-ish thing?
Yeah, possibly.
I don't know.
And what would Jimmy Iovine leave Apple to go and do?
Some other bigger shit.
Does Beats stay with Apple?
Or the Beats 1 radio and all that?
But that's why this is confusing.
Because I feel like they only bought Beats to get Jimmy.
So if you paid that much money to get Jimmy to have him come redo your entire music infrastructure
and he leaves in four years, That goes back to my Drake question.
And I'm not keeping this on Drake.
But that was one of the first deals they did.
Gave him half of many millions of dollars.
I would assume that that deal worked.
I would also assume that the Chance deal worked.
I would assume all of these deals that they have are working.
Right.
So maybe Jimmy and his salary didn't work.
They already got what they need.
Why would you keep paying someone?
And $3 billion actually isn't very much money to Apple.
I mean, it's a lot of money.
No, not to Apple. That's a drop in the fucking bucket.
Yeah, they have to spend that.
Trillions.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you got to tax it.
That's three grand. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you got to tax it. That's three grand.
You know what I'm saying?
But what's he going to do?
Honestly.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
Forget it.
Forget it.
If we knew, we'd be billionaires.
Forget it.
We'd be billionaires if we knew because we would be doing it.
All right, so at what point in your life do you ever attempt to know?
When do you guess?
All right, well, I want to guess.
This podcast, that's all this podcast is.
No, I want to go home and guess because, yeah,
I'm not talking about an on-the-wimp, off-the-cuff type of thing.
Jimmy is a genius.
Apple seems like they are at the forefront of music
and will continue to be there for quite some time.
I have to get into
not really why
he left, but what a mind
like that would do from
leaving. He's not going back to Interscope.
No.
No, definitely not. He's not going to any label shit
at all.
I mean, listen to his own shit.
He might try
to start his own shit
I'm gonna keep an eye on this one
I'm gonna keep an eye on this
I know nobody cares
because it's very premature
but
no but still
when a mind like
Jimmy Iovine
leaves Apple
that's something you should focus on
that's a really
industry changing type of move
Apple's name has even been
in too many announcements
and reports as of late.
And Apple don't move like that.
Unless Tyrese is ruining their PR.
Unless Tyrese been sipping.
Hey, hold up now.
We killed Tyrese all last year.
And we also killed R. Kelly all last year.
But they both were jamming together.
Word.
At some really important person's
birthday party,
but they killed the song.
I'm only bringing it up
because they killed it.
They were killing it.
Whatever it was.
It's on Tyrese's Instagram.
I know y'all don't care,
but it was good music.
All right.
Sure.
All right.
Moving on.
All right, so
off of Jimmy,
off of what else
is there important?
Jussie Kendrick's performance at halftime, national championship.
What a game.
Yeah, I figured we'd touch that when we talked about sports,
but we were still in music and Apple.
Oh, I wanted to ask y'all about what y'all thought of this LeVar Ball shit
that he's doing.
You just hate everything LeVar Ball.
I don't hate everything.
It's just, come on, man.
You don't think it's a good idea?
You don't respect this guy's business mind at all?
No.
What y'all think about the thing with the coaches, though?
What thing with the coaches?
He's saying that Luke Walton is losing the locker room.
Yeah, like, he got it.
That's what I'm saying, man.
You just fall back, homie.
Like, do what you're doing, but, like, stay out of that.
There's no reason for you to be talking about that.
Yeah, I'm a fan fan but if my dad was saying
some shit about my shit i'd be like yo dad you gotta relax because now i'm that falls on me i
have to go in this organization every day and deal with this shit like my son doesn't love himself
what are you doing that's that's my problem with him he gotta let his let your sons let them it's
like you're trying to live through them like let them be who they are let them live their own
professional lives like you're doing too much let them just play they are. Let them live their own professional lives. Like, you're doing too much.
Let them just play ball.
Let their talents speak for themselves.
The other two are kids.
Yeah, but I mean.
I think that's fine.
But even in that, you got to still let them be who they are.
Let them have the spotlight.
I like the deal with him taking his Lithuanian team that the kids play on to go play in the EuroLeague against teams they would never play
against on Facebook Live.
All of that is cool. Make the moves, but just shut up.
Make the moves. I think it's dope,
but then just shut up.
His marketing has worked pretty good.
And if this shit ain't broke...
Let me stay on basketball and LA
for a minute. Do any of y'all plan on going
to All-Star weekend?
No. I will be there for work.
Okay, Tommy.
I'm waiting for him to explain.
I can't explain yet.
Okay, Tommy. Just shit off.
Shit the fuck up.
Mo, you're not going to LA?
Nah, not for All-Star weekend.
Too much.
It's total and shootout.
Stay low and keep firing.
No, never that.
It's just too much, man.
L.A.'s traffic is already terrible.
L.A. is the last place I would ever want to be on All-Star weekend.
That traffic is going to be insane.
I mean, if I could fly.
Everywhere?
No, I mean like me, fly. No, I mean like i could fly everywhere no i mean like me fly
no i mean like me fly i had the ability the uncanny ability to fly any ability yes
why are you so uncanny today uncanny oh man until you don't have uncanny abilities
yes you do oh yeah oh that's why maul is mad. Because we was talking about, and let me plug the Highline show.
January 22nd, Highline, Oh, What a Night.
We rocking.
Come out.
It's going to be a great time.
I watched the band for like three hours on FaceTime the other day.
They did a great job.
Shout out to them.
Now, Maul is mad because I won't let him perform his spoken word at the Oh, What a Night on
January 22nd.
Your spoken word.
So then all I was trying to say was...
You want me to be in the Congos?
Nah, bro.
Why are you doing your spoken word?
Rory does play Congos in Bounce.
In Bounce?
In Bounce, yes.
Why am I in Bounce with Congos?
I don't know.
Ma, I told you,
you can perform,
but I just have to hear...
What are you talking about, bro?
Wait, is this his tryout?
Live on the air?
Ma ain't gonna do the spoken word now are
you yo y'all don't get the fuck out of here with this spoken word bullshit so you're not gonna do
it i'm not i don't do spoken word my nigga i know which is why i said if you ever did do spoken word
it would be trash and then you got offended no if i know hold on let's get it clear if i actually
sat down and wrote some shit it would be dope but i'm not that's no no i wouldn't you got me fucked your very first spoken words yeah i will kill that shit
guaranteed does anybody believe that yeah you always know you know it's always like that you
gonna tell me what i believe you do you believe it you definitely there's always that random like
thug on the block that's super dugged out and then he just dropped some wild crazy spoken word
out of nowhere i think i can see Maul doing that.
Maul is the nigga that.
I can see him on two fifths.
For sure.
Just doing spoken word.
We trying to walk in a bodega.
He out there.
I said yo.
I say yo.
Turn me up.
Definitely.
The rhythm in the system
has been plaguing us for years
but I have no fear.
For sure. Maul is definitely saying system and rhythm. Yeah. in the system has been plaguing us for years but I have no fear for sure
Ball is definitely
saying
for sure
system and rhythm
yeah
for sure
definitely
that was a ball
why do I think
that Ball doing
spoken word
is the funniest thing
in the world
you think me doing
anything is hilarious
no but spoken word
is funny
actually
I mean I'm trying to think
of which one of you niggas
that wouldn't be funny
because Rory Parks could do spoken word Parks Parks. Actually, I'm trying to think of which one of you niggas it wouldn't be funny. Because Rory, Parks could do spoken word.
Parks.
Parks would definitely put some black Oakleys on and do spoken word.
Black Oakleys.
And then say, turn my lights down.
Definitely.
Parks with a black Oakley.
I need the lights down.
White niggas love Oakleys.
They love Oakleys.
Why?
Why do they?
That's their thing.
Why do y'all love oakley
rory now rory's a ray-ban guy i'm a ray-ban so why y'all don't fuck with oakley's like
ray-ban and oakley got beef though don't tell a ray-ban guy that he like oakley that's that's
like a real beef that's definitely oakley is definitely the alt-right sunglasses yeah that's
a fish that's a fisher so definitely racist if you have some Oakleys on. Yeah. For sure.
Really?
Yeah, definitely.
I like how you kind of took that and just marketed it to the white people.
But Ray-Ban and Oakleys?
Oakleys.
Ray-Bans are pretty universal, I feel like.
Yeah.
They are.
Yeah.
But Oakley owns Ray-Ban?
No.
Well, maybe.
Probably.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I heard Oakley's glasses were in trouble.
Too much racism.
That's what you heard, bro?
I heard Charles Oakley was in trouble.
What the fuck you talking about?
Your nigga came up here.
Yo, you heard about Oakley's glasses?
That's what I'm saying.
Is that what you heard, bro?
Who gave you that information?
I'm not in the streets, Rory.
You was in Dunkin' Donuts, and they was like, yo.
I'm a joker.
I'm a joker.
I'm not in the streets.
I'm trying to get you out the streets.
Never.
Why are you still in the streets yeah
sometimes you can't turn back yeah what did you talk too far gone yeah i love dave chapelle's
because i i also finally watched the dave chapelle stand up um what did y'all think about his bit
about the broke white people it's true that's listen that dave chapelle stand up is a classic
man i'm sorry yeah like i thoroughly and like that was one of the, I can't remember the last time I watched
a stand-up, and from start to finish, I was like, yo, he killed this.
Both of them.
There wasn't any dry spots in his whole set.
Like, everything to me was just, like, consistent.
And I don't know how, like, my homeboy told me, he was like, yo, you ain't watched that
yet?
I was like, no, he's like, you're bugging out.
Like, I don't know how you didnboy told me he was like yo you ain't watched that yet I was like no he's like you're bugging out like I don't know how you didn't watch the stand up yet
and as soon as I turned it on
I was like damn
like I was laughing
and I'm like
I definitely should have saw this
as soon as it came out
and I'm mad I didn't go to the show
like I'm mad I didn't actually
go to the show now
cause I wanted to be there for that
in LA?
no
in New York
I thought it was in LA
no the second one was in LA the second one was in LA the I thought it was in LA. No,
the second one was in LA.
The second one was in LA.
The one he did was in DC though.
Yeah,
that wasn't New York at all.
That was the DC one that's on Netflix.
But now I'm mad
I didn't go to the show
in New York.
All right,
got it,
got it,
got it,
got it.
Got it.
Yeah,
he bugged out.
He was hilarious.
He's gotten so good at comedy
that it just looked like
he up there kicking it.
It don't even feel like stand up.
That's what he was saying.
He was like,
I'm good at this.
I like that. You know what I mean? He was saying, I'm so good at this. You don't even feel like he was saying he was like i'm good at this like i like that like you know me like he was saying like i'm i'm so good at you don't even
feel like you watching now that was really really funny that was dope because listen when you do
that you have to be funny right after that like you can't say that you can't come out and pop
that shit and then it'd be like all right fam you played just it's like it wasn't that fun it's like
when you wear all the headbands and wristbands on the court and then come out,
can't even dribble.
Yeah, but he definitely was like,
okay, let me show y'all
why I just said what I said
and he lived up to it.
Like his special,
that was crazy.
Did y'all see Cat,
I saw something
when Cat Williams
was really getting into
what happened with Dave Chappelle
at Comedy Central.
Yeah, I saw that clip.
They offered that nigga
10% of $500 million.
Yeah, I mean, that's why, and to the point that Comedy Central. They offered that nigga 10% of $500 million. Yeah.
I mean, that's why...
And to the point
that Comedy Central,
that Viacom
can be such a powerful PR shit.
All right,
the first thing we're going to do
is make you look crazy
because $50 million
to the public sounds like,
why would you turn down
$50 million?
I just made you $500 million.
Of course,
I'm not taking $50 million.
That's crazy.
All right,
we'll say you're on crack.
This nigga looks just like Uncle Phil. he does um yeah and then they did they did spend the crazy wheel why don't white
people like to do that i had enough of y'all man me too i understand i get it what the fuck
pay the man pay the man gotta pay the man you're getting paid now you're getting paid now you got that 50 anyway
you got a lot more than that a couple times over dropping a special one once a month
each of them shits is 50 yeah word call him uh what else really important is is happening
in the universe anything fun yo would y'all date a girl that raps
i need more context to this. Yeah, I need.
That can't just be the question.
Why?
I can't say yes or no.
All right, well.
All right, do you want to?
All right, so explain.
Would I date a girl that's an aspiring rapper?
Or would I date Nicki?
Yo, I'm sick of them all.
I'm asking.
I'm asking.
A girl that raps.
How much more specific do I need to be to that?
Aspiring or she popping?
She good.
That's a very good question.
All right, give me both.
Damn, Moe's like...
Moe don't even want to know if she's skilled with uncanny abilities.
Can't even hold her down until a mixtape comes out.
Aspiring?
I don't know if I could date an aspiring...
What if she's good?
It's still going to be me.
I'm just...
You have to fund her, mixtape.
I laugh at everything.
What if she was the best battle rapper? You can A&R her shit. The best battle rapper? No, dating a battle rap chick would be wild. I'm just, I laugh at everything. You're at the Thunder mixtape. I laugh at everything. What if you were the best battle rapper?
You can A and R her shit.
The best battle rapper?
Yo,
dating a battle rap chick
Wait,
a battle rap female?
Nah,
I can't do that.
She get mad aggressive
when you leave the dishes out.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
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no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
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no,
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no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no, yo, you ain't cleaned the kitchen. Because you got to, what y'all are not realizing is you got to be in the crib when she's rehearsing.
I don't think no bad rap chick has a kitchen.
What?
Wait, wait.
Oh, come on, man.
She using more kitchen.
I'm joking, Mo.
No, but I'm saying, think about that, though.
Hey, my first crib, I didn't have a kitchen, really.
The kitchen was the living room kind of.
Yeah, but you still had a kitchen.
You got a stove.
You had a hot plate.
You probably couldn't have Thanksgiving dinner at your spot. Like a little compact kitchen. Yeah, but you had a stove and a kitchen. You got a stove. You had a hot plate. You probably couldn't have Thanksgiving dinner at your spot.
Like a little compact kitchen.
Yeah, but you had a stove
and a fridge.
A foreman and a fold-up chair.
Yeah, I got stabbed
in that half a kitchen.
In that half a kitchen.
Was she a battle rapper?
If it was a whole kitchen,
I could have got away.
You could have picked up
another knife.
Exactly.
You'd have more space.
If she was buying knives,
I was in a whole room
and still got hit. She had the only knife. It'd be more space. If she was buying knives, I was in a whole other room and still got hit.
She had the only knife.
It'd be your own baby moms.
Yeah, no, I couldn't date a,
no, not a battle rap chick.
But why?
Because it's just,
It sounds like I'm trying to be funny,
but I'm not.
You already said you don't want to hear her practice.
Yeah, like,
you got to be in the house
when she's trying to practice,
like, and rehearse.
No, you don't.
Where else is she rehearsing at
She's not buying out
With the other battle rappers
Nigga
And then you gonna get jealous
Where the battle rappers
Rehearsing
Yo I'm heading over
To Lux Crib
Oh no we not going
To Lux Crib
See
We not doing that
You gonna rehearse
Right here
I am Lux
The fuck you talking about
You going to Lux Crib
I am Lux
Let me tell you
Let me tell you
Why I asked y'all this.
Mathematics are out the drawers.
I was watching Love & Hip Hop last night.
I think you watch Love & Hip Hop every week, but go ahead.
I record it every week.
Are you kidding me?
Me and my baby getting our bag to Love & Hip Hop.
It's the greatest shit ever.
And it's so bad now.
And we still speak to Mona and all of them.
It's great. you call her and trash
that shit but my point is this sofia the body's ex right not uh james r the the jacquise jock
no that's not his name come on come on what's his name jay kwan something like that the dark
skin guy right the dark skin guy on Love and Pop? Yeah.
Sophia's ex, who threw out the crib and threw the bags downstairs.
Him.
Jacque.
Jacque.
He went bowling with, what's your girl, female mall?
My girl.
Female mall.
Young B.
Young B.
Young B.
Female mall?
Is that what you just called her?
She is definitely female mall. Right B. Young B. That female mall? Is that what you just called her? She is definitely female mall.
Right?
That's funny.
And let me tell you how I know.
Let me tell you how I know.
No, for real.
Let me hear this.
Because they had a scene.
The scene was they was about to go bowling.
Uh-huh.
She sound like you already, but go ahead.
No.
Okay.
So, Jaquan said, yo, what's up?
And then B said- Jaquay. I mean, yeah. Jaquay said, yo, what's up and then b jacquay i mean yeah jacquay says
yo what's up and then she had do you know i mean that the new york yo what's goodies or something
like that it just reminded me of you right but that means nothing the scene continues and she
says yo now that you broke up with shorty uh i got somebody i want to hook you up with from Harlem. And she says whatever her name is.
And Jaquan says, oh, shorty that spits?
And then B said, yeah.
And then they was both really hype about that part.
That's when I was confused.
So I looked at Sin.
I said, I can't ask Sin.
So I'll just ask the fellas tomorrow, right?
So then the shorty comes in.
And she looked like she got bars.
So that was a problem. she looked like she got bars. So that was a problem.
She looked like she got bars.
But then, so they kicking it, doing like a little small talk thing.
And then, I don't know what happened.
I think he said, well, yeah, we got to get together,
and let me hear something one day.
And she started going.
Before you guys, he said, let me hear something.
And then she went off.
And she just dropped a 17.
It was an odd number of bars.
And him and B was in there like really feeling it.
So then I said, maybe that's fire to like date a chick that could just bar you down real quick.
So I wanted to ask y'all if y'all would date a chick that raps.
That's where the story, the question comes from.
And you're saying you would not, but you would date Nicki.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's tricky.
Dating a female rapper.
Because it's like Maury Ryman.
It's not tricky, Maury.
You can't date a female that's good with words.
Like putting words together.
This is, wait this you sound like yeah
you sound like 19 year old rory why because he's spotting the chicks with low self-esteem they can't
put words together they can't beat you in an argument i'm not talking you'll always win i'm
talking about that can act can rap like that's just weird to me like i don't want my girl to
be and i can't like i can't rap i will bar my bitch to death. Are you kidding me?
Yeah, you will.
I don't rap.
What dishes?
Slut bitches.
Man.
If I get in all of that
house argument shit,
say something.
I'd be wanting to send
to go ahead and...
What bitches?
Slut bitches?
What did he say?
What dishes?
Slut bitches?
Yeah, come on.
I ain't doing no dishes, mom.
I'd be wanting to bust in
on some little Beyonce dancing with some bars.
Smack would be your roommate.
He would just come downstairs.
Oh, bars.
Uncle Murder versus Skills.
Versus Skills.
Skills is fed up.
Skills should have done that four years ago.
Skills told Uncle to put got between his name.
Listen, man. uncle to put got between his name listen man i liked what i like what murder was doing with them joints though i still like what murder did both yeah he was he was bodying them but this is
why i'm confused are funny and entertaining skills are like if you want to hear some great
bars and a recap like a really good rap but skills is just funny god damn jeremy lamb that was great great dunk
uh what am i saying um skills right then he announced that he was gonna stop doing these
he's like a few years ago he says he's going to retire every year so what i'm saying is this but
if if five four years ago he announced he wasn't going to do them anymore and the culture really
liked them and uncle murder decided to take it upon himself.
Well, he never retired.
But he said he was.
I don't care what he did.
He said that he was.
So, I thought
that that was dope
that somebody else
in the culture
decided to take it
upon themselves.
Because niggas was asking me,
yo, if skills is quitting,
you should write one, nigga.
No, I don't care enough.
I don't care enough
to even, my badass memory, I don't one, nigga. No, I don't care enough. I don't care enough to even,
my bad-ass memory,
I don't remember the year.
So I thought that was dope
that Uncle Murder did that.
Joe, we took our shit from 05.
So now they're going to beef
over the year in rap.
Are you fucking kidding me?
How was I?
How was I?
How was I?
The funny shit about that,
the funny shit about that is
Now that can be part of their wrap up though
It's beefing yeah
Cause next year now we gotta know what's up
Good point Mo
Just saying
Just saying
First of all
I liked Skillz little diss to Uncle Murder
I don't know why he was so aggressive
With Clark Kent, the nicest human being in the entire world
He had like 15 bars
For just Clark Kent
And rhymed everything with Clark
Clark Kent is a great guy at Skillz, so leave him alone
I got Skillz's point though
In that, like why would I collab
With Uncle Murder on something I created
Cause you said
Yeah, what's wrong with that Why Yeah. What's wrong with that?
Why would he not?
If I've been doing something
for 10 years
and then some guy
I don't know says,
yo, we should do this together,
I'm going to go,
of course.
I understand what you're saying.
What?
No, I think he has a right
to say it in a different way.
That's like saying
we did this podcast
and some other podcast
we don't know was like,
yo, we should just all
do the podcast together, right?
You did that.
It's called It's The Real.
All of y'all did that. You i love it's the real yeah it's a great podcast yeah great guys um i understand that point but i don't think skills is above collaborating with people
he's cool that's been his life you know i don't i don't want to hear skills and uncle murder
collaborate but i do like what murder's doing with the wrap-ups and i like what skills is doing and i really enjoyed the skills this i didn't hear murder respond yet
uh it was good it was just skills gave you the great bars and then murder gave you some really
funny shit he's uncle murder is funny and he can rap but i also like together i also like what um
murder was saying he was like i didn't even attend intend for it to be this like it's just something
i was doing just talking about everything that was be this like it's just something i was
doing just talking about everything that was going on like and it just turned into that your skills
got a chill yeah like come on man there's room in the world for two wrap-ups yeah yeah like for sure
we don't only need one year and a wrap-up like it's fine i look forward to both because they're
they're both totally different they talk about the same thing and they're completely different
which is great
Rory's trash
we're looking forward to them
I've always looked forward
it says oh fucking four
but don't say it
like how far in advance
do you start to look
a few months
uh oh
it's September y'all
I hope
I hope Skills
is in his notes
I'm tweeting Skills
yo did you see this one
oh I can't wait for december
when skills unleashes his lyrical venom
you'll never wear that lyrical venom shit down because you did the same thing the next week
with a battle rapper all right let's talk about some some real shit does anybody care about lupe
versus kendrick it's not really versus
yet it's just lupe said something about kendrick all right what what did what did he say what what
exactly can we find it i screenshotted it great we we can get into what he said but a lot of people
are saying that it's echoing berg sentiments about you and chicks nobody's echoing first of all berg
oh man i got it i got it's the interview i found i meant to pull it up man but i'm we gonna get Chicks. Nobody's echoing. First of all, Berg. Oh, man.
It's the interview I found.
I meant to pull it up, man.
But we're going to get into that next week, though.
No, you can't pull up old Berg interviews.
Old Berg got a lot of old bad footage.
No, it was just the Breakfast Club.
Recently?
It had to be last year.
What did he say?
That's why I got to pull up the interview.
Might have to pull Berg up on some charges.
He wouldn't have called me the homie court if he remembered.
Then he going to try to say, oh, that was Berg.
That wasn't Hitmaker.
No, it's the same guy.
No, that's different dudes. You can reinvent yourself.
Different.
You can see all them type niggas.
Your own niggas can be deleted.
I think that Young Berg and Hitmaker is two totally different niggas.
Do you?
I think old Gucci and new Gucci is two totally different niggas.
I think old Wayne and new Wayne is two totally different niggas. I think old Wayne and new Wayne is two totally different niggas.
Listen, everybody was killing y'all for thinking that I was crazy.
Yeah, you're right.
No, he's mad.
You can't pull me to homie court for a girl that I don't know you like.
I don't even know who he was talking about.
My greater point, Maul, wasn't that what you're saying.
What was your point?
My greater point was if your man, like a friend of yours, it wasn't really about the girl.
I was saying if a friend of yours, someone who you love, is attempting to court someone and they tell you about it, would you respect that courtship as the friend that's telling you?
And you said, no, if nigga, if that ain't your girl, she up for grabs.
And then I was blown away.
No, that's not.
But my thing is, if. Wait, wait up for grabs. And then I was blown away. No, that's not. But my thing is, if...
Wait, wait, I don't ever want to be blown away.
If you're trying to...
If you like a girl, you like her, and you're trying to holler at her,
and she ain't really...
She not claiming you.
She not walking around like, yeah, that's who I'm talking to.
No, I need a chance to get curved, man, at times.
What?
Before somebody else steps in to win her heart.
You got to let the woman choose.
I have to be...
No, she going to choose after I at least put up about 10 shots. You in to win her heart you gotta let the woman i have to be no
she gonna choose after i at least put up about 10 so so if she flirting with me and she's giving me
some rhythm i'm supposed to ignore that no because you like her no you call her when i'm not around
or yeah you ignore it i'm not talking about this shit right now back to uh lupe uh rory
okay uh yeah lupe this was from a tweet
um where someone asked him about kendrick he said uh i'll put it to you like this kdot is not a top
tier lyricist to me and my standards when it comes to punch lines and bars his overall lyrics are
good his stories are phenomenal but punch lines and entendres lyrically i don't see it so basically he's saying cassidy's a better lyricist than uh no no he
didn't say that yo maul is crazy man i'm just trying to understand what lupe was saying he
just told you what he said but what do you think about what he said actually before you go let me
i i will say this i know a few rappers that agree i know a lot of rappers that agree. I know quite a few rappers that agree but will not say it.
Yeah.
Amongst the rapping rappers I know, I think that's a pretty... Now, Lupe, when he says to me, I take that very different.
Lupe is a different mind.
Right.
I don't think that what we think a dope verse is, Lupe thinks is a dope verse.
Right.
He's on my alien list so i don't
mind him saying that he don't think anybody is i don't mind that from somebody who rhymes like that
even if i don't agree no i think he picked his words carefully there i don't think kendrick is
the bar you similes metaphor you to death guy he makes good music and good verses with lyrical content in
them great music great albums great i don't think kendrick artists i don't think kendrick's i don't
think when kendrick goes in the studio he's like all right let me try to get as many fucking
similes as i can and double entendres triple entendres all that bullshit but i think i think
he goes in there to make lyrical content with good music when it's all said and done though uh kendrick
ends ends up higher on the best rappers of all time list than lupe
that's tough to say uh criteria wait say that again yeah does does kendrick end up higher on
the best rappers of all time list than Lupe? Which rappers list?
I would think so.
Depends on the criteria.
Because his body of work, his albums.
We don't even need to debate.
Probably the majority of people would say that.
Yeah.
But the majority of people probably wouldn't be that familiar with Lupe.
Yeah.
Well, if you're not familiar with Lupe, you shouldn't be talking about that list.
Also, don't get it twisted.
Lupe has made amazing albums and amazing singles.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
He's not just a
lyrical miracle rapper doesn't fall that far from kendrick at this point i mean kendrick trajectory
will probably take him higher ultimately but it will lupe has at least two classic albums kendrick
was all kendrick is also highly favored by his label and lupe has never been lupe started the
fuck atlantic wave. That's true.
I assess it differently.
Alright, we off of that. I think we pretty much have covered
most of the things I wanted to get into.
Do y'all care about John Gruden getting $100 million?
I see a lot of ESPN niggas
hating on him. I'll leave it at that.
That's crazy. Be your own co-workers.
You can't even go get $100 million. You can't even go get 100 mil.
You can't even go to get the bag right quick
before your whole,
everybody you used to work with.
I bet that's what the desk and them are doing.
Shut up.
Yo,
John Gruden gave great analysis on ESPN.
The second he go leave and take $100 million,
everybody's saying he's trash.
And they're saying he won a Super Bowl with a team that,
what's his name, Bill?
Sanji, yeah.
They are killing John Gruden.
He played against the team that he built.
That's the craziest shit about it.
He played himself in the Super Bowl.
And won.
I don't see why John Gruden's getting killed.
Yeah, you can't kill John Gruden.
Great coach.
Now, I don't care if it works or not get killed. Yeah, you can't kill John Gruden. Great coach. Now, I don't care
if it works or not.
It ain't my money.
Right.
That's a wild deal, though.
10 years is crazy
in professional sports.
John Gruden will not be there
for 10 years.
Coaching for 10?
Oh, hell no.
John Gruden will not be coaching
the Raiders for 10 years.
Unless they win.
At all.
I don't think he'll do it
if they win.
Now, I do want to hear
you Patriot fans' thoughts on the Patriot mess.
Me and Parks were talking about this before.
The rumored mess.
I think how the Patriots move and how quiet they are about situations,
something is certainly wrong that they're addressing it this much.
I think there's definitely some mayhem happening behind closed doors
because Patriots don't address shit.
And when they do address shit,
it's very like a few words.
It's not really this thought out thing
that they've been putting out.
They talk way too much about it.
They had to fight over this Garoppolo shit.
I believe it.
I believe it.
Of course.
Niggas 5-0 on that trash ass team over there.
They've been holding on to them for years
and they wouldn't trade them in the summertime
when the assets were much more
than what they actually received from them.
So yeah, something's going on over there.
But I don't think this is the end of Bill Belichick's contract this year.
It's not.
I don't see him leaving until one of them retires.
G-men.
G-men.
The G-men.
Fuck the NFL, man.
Fuck you mean the G-men.
Well, I'm not watching it.
They certainly aren't playing.
They ain't playing at all.
All right, so y'all don't give a fuck about that either.
Great.
Me neither do I.
All right.
Justin Timberlake's record.
What do y'all think?
Trash.
Yeah.
Damn.
I'm tired of the shitty vocal sound wave.
Yeah, it's over.
He's trying to do the sexy back thing again.
No, he ain't.
I'm talking about with the vocal.
I'm talking about with the vocal sound wave.
Not the record. Not the record. But'm talking about with the vocal. I'm talking about with the way the vocal sounds. Not the record.
Not the record.
But let's look at it now.
And Justin Timberlake is one of our favorite white people.
Well, mine anyway.
But Sexy Back was real gimmicky.
Well, that early transition from NSYNC to him being a pop star was gimmicky.
That suit and tie.
Get him in my suit and tie.
That was really gimmicky.
He makes.
I can't wait
to get my suit.
Shut up, man.
He makes gimmicky
pop records
that have a bit more
R&B core to them.
And then Hov came on
rapping about his suit.
Let's really get
into that record
for more Defend It.
Defend It.
Defend It.
I like it.
Elliot Wilson,
Defend It.
I like that record.
I don't know.
You don't like that record?
No, wait, wait, wait.
That was a good record.
I hate when y'all try to ruin my joke before I do.
I thought you were trying to say you hate the record.
No, I love that record, too.
Okay, okay.
But it is a little gimmicky.
It's a pop record.
Yeah, it's a pop record for sure.
Hov plugged all the shit he was about to start.
And Hov definitely came on.
It was like 10 Do-Say references.
Rapping about his suit.
Suit and tie.
Yeah, man.
Man, we got to get back
in the hole for that
whole change clothes thing.
He made niggas change clothes.
Yo, look at him.
Did he not?
Niggas threw
Yo, y'all.
Niggas threw all their shit out.
Yo, y'all are great.
Niggas threw all their throwbacks out.
Niggas threw all that
sports shit.
Yeah, we're revisiting
change clothes right now.
Niggas cleaned up.
Niggas cleaned up their look.
Don't get it twisted.
I seen it.
Like, firsthand.
Did you?
Well, I was never
the throwback guy.
Oh, now.
I wasn't.
I was never the throwback guy.
How are you going to hate on this?
That was a good record.
Yo, you're Bob, don't.
Yo, look at him.
More Bob.
More.
Don't do that.
That was a good record.
That wasn't a good record? That was a good record. wasn't a good record?
It was a good record
I'm not talking about the record
What are you talking about?
Alright time out
Let me tell you what I'm talking about first
Jay much like you
Is probably the coolest rapper ever
I think that's why
He's the coolest spoken word
Spoken worder
I think that's why Paul's the coolest rapper ever?
He's the coolest spoken word
Spoken worder
How you the coolest
Spoken worder
Spoken worder
Wait
No but
Jay is cool
How you analyze the world
With Supreme on
Hov is cool right
And Maul is cool
So sometimes
You get put in situations Where it's tough to be cool When you're Maul And when you're Hov Sometimes cool right And mall is cool So sometimes you get put in situations
Where it's tough to be cool
When you're mall
And when you're hov
Sometimes you have to rap about shit
That ain't the coolest
But it's your job to make it sound cool
Now with that said
Let's really listen to Change Clothes
Come on
Come on
This is when Yeah Ma set the verse off.
Yeah.
Go do the rap.
This ain't even the beat to tell us you're the best rapper in the world.
He's trying to slow walk you into changing clothes.
Yeah, I'm the best rapper and now we're going to change our clothes.
Conscious.
In the party, right there.
That's the greatest rapper ever.
Hope is the greatest rapper in the world.
Honestly.
He threw some conscious shit into it.
Y'all niggas are sick.
Yo, do y'all hear this, nigga?
Yeah.
Get shot at, you shoot back.
You gotta keep it.
Do you hear this beat?
Yeah.
Nobody go Wesley, snipe me on this beat, ho.
That's less than likely.
Yo.
Less than likely.
Yeah.
Wait, look.
Now he's telling you he don't write.
And now, nigga.
Change clothes.
Yeah.
I'm on board.
Yo, I'm so sick of y'all.
Yeah, I'm on board too, bro. Yeah, I'm on board. Awesome. I'm so sick of y'all. Yeah, I'm on board too, Rory.
Yeah, I'm on board.
Awesome.
You hate him.
Joe Bush changed clothes last week.
That's why he don't like that record.
Nah, let me tell you why I don't like that record.
When the video came out, niggas had the baggiest button downs.
I was like, this is what you want me to take my jersey off for?
A baggy button down?
It was a baggy jersey.
It was a baggy era, though.
Everything was baggy back then.
And then Jay came right back with jerseys on.
That was the video they had the runway and shit?
Defend that mall.
What?
When he came back with jerseys?
He made you change clothes, and then he put his jersey back on.
Yeah, he brought back the vintage shit.
He had to remind us of our childhood.
All right.
When?
When was this?
Now, you don't even remember it now, right?
I don't remember when he brought the jerseys back. I know you was in OVL remember it now, right? I don't remember when he brought the jerseys back.
I know you was in OVL then.
What you mean?
I don't remember when he brought the jerseys back.
He definitely wore a jersey after change clothes.
I mean, yeah.
Of course, you wore a jersey.
Everybody wore a jersey.
No, but you are the person that killed it.
Where did he wear a jersey?
No, because niggas was wearing jerseys every day.
I know some niggas that had on football one day, basketball the next, baseball the next.
Joe had a football basketball jersey.
If you were Joe,
you had a basketball
and a football jersey
on at once.
Don't do that.
It's crazy.
It was all three.
It was hockey too.
Everyone relax.
First of all,
the greatest part
about that picture of Joe
is his face though.
He knew he was
wearing some bullshit.
And then you had
the black Yankee hat on
to go with a Rockets jersey.
You was just nasty
on the carpet.
With the thermal underneath.
You thought you was ready for a game fight, a photo shoot.
A cold front.
Accepting speech.
You didn't know whether it was hot, cold outside.
You didn't know whether the Super Bowl championship was on, finals.
You didn't know what was going on.
And it was a Yao Ming jersey.
You had a baseball, football, basketball game at 12.
A shootout at 1.
Joe definitely had the blicky on him.
Joe had the blicky.
Any nigga that wear a long sleeve thermal got the blicky on him.
On the red carpet.
He's the shooter. He got the blicky on him. On the red carpet, he's the shooter.
He got the blicky for sure.
That's a fact.
Any nigga with a thermal on a red carpet got the blicky.
For real.
Let me tell you why this story is even way funnier than you saying it.
Because you keep saying red carpet.
That shit was right at Cheetah's.
Step on the repeat as a strip club.
That shit was right at Cheetah's. That shit was right at show
or somewhere.
There was no...
They had a red patch
and a step and repeat.
Man, you was out there
looking crazy.
Webb dressed me.
Oh, man.
Webb...
No, but this is why
it's even funnier.
Webb dressed me
because I couldn't dress
according to him.
And that's the shit
that he bought.
And I knew it was bullshit, but I was scared to tell him.
Like, he was excited about that outfit.
I think he bought one of them jerseys, too.
Like, he thought we was about to be them one-top boys.
That was innovative?
Yeah, I don't know what was going on there.
Whatever.
That was a cute way to sneak that in.
I don't remember what we were talking about, but I didn't mean to end on my baseball, basketball.
You set yourself up for that change clothes.
Like, come on, when are we doing it?
Like, when are you the,
you can't talk about changing clothes.
I can't talk about clothes.
Yeah, like what?
Fuck out of here, Maul.
All right.
All right, fine, so we can end it.
Fuck you, niggas.
Okay.
I just missed this music song.
Where's the good,
that's the segue what are
we segueing to sleepers sleepers I suppose I was gonna go R&B but now I might have to play some
Lupe there you go and because the song I want to play is really long, I'll probably wait till y'all go.
All right, we're going to do Sleepers?
Oh, yeah.
Great way to get back in. Am I going first?
Yeah, I got you plugged up.
All right, this is Wild Boy and Bugsy.
Get used to the names, man.
Wild Boy and Bugsy.
This is called Vibes.
All right, Blink Air.
Talk to me nice, nigga.
Jim.
I'm back.
H-M-F in the motherfucking building.
Cheers, club.
Got my nigga gutter with me.
My nigga real elbow in the building.
Aviator. Bow, bow. Hundred real's elbow in the building Aviator
100 niggas in the band
Oh and it's jumpin'
It ain't hard to tell, bitch, we came from nothing
Ain't seen my kid in a couple months, my B.M. buggin'
I'm finna pop up out of crib, that's where the mother
I go rainbow with this K, that's where my brother
You the, you the motherfuckin' sucker
I ain't gotta say too much, they know the five
Only the real survive, free the gods Gang, gang, gang Poppin' out the farm use the motherfuckin' sucker I ain't gotta say too much, they know the vibe Only the real survive, free the gods
Gang, gang, gang
Poppin' out the farm with the shooters
Homie, you a fraud, only tough on them computers
You keep talkin' like you're talkin', we gon' do ya
40 on your head, have my young boy roof you like
Where the cash at? 40, lay that ass flat
20-pack, we blowin' dog, we don't need to stash that
Gucci, Louis, Fendi, Saint Laurent
I'm swagged at
Long nights on the road
Tryna bring that cash back
Now first thing first
If you're broke, that's a problem
Might scoop your bitch
On my way back to Harlem
Diamond steady dancing
In the flow, get retarded
Action round dog
They gon' say we go to Harlem
It's like
Hundred niggas in the bed
Oh, and it's jumpin'
It ain't hard to tell
Bitch, we can't do nothin'
Ain't seen my kid in a couple months, my B, I'm buggin'
I'm finna pop up at a crib, that's where the mother I go rainbow with this K, that's where my brother
Use a, use a motherfuckin' sucker
I ain't gotta say too much, they know the vibe
Only the real survive, free the gods, gang, gang, gang
When I was locked away, people had a lot to say
Missed my kids' birthdays, missed a couple holidays
Niggas wasn't checkin' on me, bitches actin' hot as may
Born alone, I die alone, finally took the time to pray
First switched up on me, niggas actin' funny now
Funny how they say, niggas, hands up when I come around
You ain't have a dime before, now you gettin' money now
You actin' hella different, brody, you been actin' funny style
Same niggas, used to play me close, yeah, lame niggas
You ain't even from my hood
But claim you used to hang with us 20 years the same game
Putting in that pain, nigga Acting like you used to bang
You was dropping names, nigga I was getting bred
Since a youngin' in the travel mines Came along for hustlin'
Couple hunnids, I ain't have to grind Started rappin' shit, I got signed
Then went back to crime Did a couple years, came home
I was past the time Some say I'm a mastermind
How the hell you got?
I was going grizzly on you a koala beer. I choose you gotta feel his pain
It's hard to fill up all his tears me I had to do the time so I got the Cartier
Sean Bright lot of niggas change what's in that limelight? I can see a stake for fall 2020 hindsight me
I'm not LeBron type fuck if you got a curry shot you up against the champ nigga
30 shots game changer what's the man to do when he face danger?
Should I move calm on him, face him with the same angle?
More than a friend, nigga, you would like my blood
The question I wanna know is, what happened to the love?
Hundred niggas in the bed, oh, and it's jumpin'
It ain't hard to tell, bitch, we can't do nothin'
Ain't seen my kid in a couple months, my B.M. buggin'
I'm finna pop up at a crib, that's where the mother
I go rainbow with this K, that's where the mother.
I go rainbow with this K, that's where my brother.
You the, you the motherfuckin' sucker. I ain't gotta say too much, they know the vibe.
Only the real survive, free the gods.
Gang, gang, gang.
That's Wild Boy featuring Bugsy, Harlem.
Shit was hard.
That remind me of like 2010, 2011 mixtape shit. Yeah, yeah. And I mean that in a really good compliment. He was hard. That remind me of like 2010, 2011
mixtape shit.
Yeah.
And I mean that
in a really good compliment.
He killed that.
That's the vibe.
Alright,
I'm gonna
go the other way here.
So this is gonna be
a weird transition.
No,
let's take our shoes off,
fellas.
Word.
Bow our heads.
Bow our heads.
It's funny.
This record is like when you got Shorty at the crib and you're trying to move from the party next door vibes but don't want to be a huge creep and
go straight to genuine it's like the transition between the living room and the bedroom that's
how i explained the vibe of this record and you can use that in your everyday life how long is
this uncomfortable how long is this whole way it need a whole song to get from the living room to the bedroom
It's a vibe changer
This is Liquid Spirits
For Every Day
It's kind of a throwback
I think it's 04 or 05
Liquid Spirits sounds mad
Segway from the living room to the bedroom
Neo Souls would love this one.
This ain't for the chicks that don't love their self.
Yeah.
Your chick love her self.
She like this.
Chicks that don't love themself love party. And split, let us away We have all day I did all that I have to do
But now I need to get through you today
I am aware of what I'm feeling me
Release your spirit if you hear it
Let us away, so what you say?
In a memory they want me forever Please, your spirit, if you hear it, let us away. So what you say?
You know, every day would be forever.
And then forever would be each and every day.
Now, wouldn't it thought be rather clever to just go with the flow with all income one day?
For a minute
When I lost it
One is getting away
But the light that travels
Throughout the universe
Is to be here to see one day
I'm not done yet
My task is to leave
This is Rory.
I'm trying to do my transition. I'm trying to do my transition. Freedom of feeling
And every day would be forever
And then forever would be each and every day
Now wouldn't it thought be rather clever
To just go with the flow, if only come one day
Ah, yeah, uh, fly love song
Yup, a fly love song
Uh, yeah, check it, check it out
It's a fine tickle
From the U.S. to the Netherlands Some international love shit Check it, check it out. It's Fon Tigger.
From the U.S. to the Netherlands.
It's man, that's your love shit.
Check it out.
Yo, when I first met her, I could tell she had a whole different thing about her.
New style, New York City swing about her.
She's 7 cent with the ring around her.
I'm killing this shit.
It's small.
Ooh, spoken word.
Worder.
Wait, what?
He exchanged kisses and dreams and then she left.
And he went to Queens? Man, turn it down, man.
What's happening after you segue from the living room to the bedroom and then that verse comes on?
No, no, no. You're not in the bedroom when this is segue from the living room to the bedroom and then that verse comes on? No, no, no.
You're not in the bedroom when this is still in the living room.
You're moving the vibe.
You just don't want to go crazy.
Was that Fonte?
Yeah, it was Fonte.
No, a lot of dudes, they jump the gun and put the creepy bedroom music on right when you get back to the spot.
And that's where they fuck up with the bitches.
Listen, man, let me tell you something.
You play that with a chick over there.
Her Uber is downstairs.
As soon as that nigga
stop rapping,
she gonna be like,
yeah, so...
That's because
more only fucks
with project business.
So, of course,
they want to hear
the Dipset Harmony
and shit.
Listen, man,
her Uber is downstairs
by the time that verse
finishes.
Nigga, trust me,
I know a night ender.
I like the Dipset harmony.
Huh?
I like Dipset when they harmonize. Yeah, I don't know what
Roy was talking about.
That's a night ender. I'm going to play a song
from a guy
or a group called Always Never.
I don't know. Ryguy found it on Spotify
and I went and bought the EP.
Like all your sleepers.
Yeah, so this song is called Wildin'.
Sounds a little weekend-ish,
but so do all the rest of these niggas,
so whatever.
And let's just keep it a bug.
A lot of you like that weekend-ish sound.
And I'm still ending with Lupe.
Fuck you, niggas.
Oh, this song's called Wildin'. I don't know if I said that because I'm not ending with Lupe. Fuck you, niggas. Oh, this song's called Wildin'.
I don't know if I said that
because I'm not really paying attention. I mean I felt it all, I felt it all When you come crashing down
Who's supposed to save you now when you're here wildin'?
When buzzin' on silent And you don't give a fuck what you meant to
Riding out the wave till the sun did
Cause you out here wilder
Buzzing on silent
Living out a life that you can't keep
So to settle down with the need me
Need me
I can tell, I can tell
You've been drinking all night long I hate that. I hate when I can tell You've been drinking all night long
I hate that.
I hate when I can tell she's been drinking all night long.
Or sometimes I really like it because it's really kinky.
That shit gonna go left.
Sometimes I like the smell, the alcohol breath.
Whatever.
I can't say I'm surprised anymore Alcohol breath Whatever Who's supposed to save you now when you're out here wildin'?
I'm buzzin' on silent
And you don't give a fuck what you meant, babe
Riding out the wave to the sun, babe
Cause you're out here wildin'
I'm buzzin' on silent
Livin' on a life that you can't keep
Started to settle down when you need me, need me Living on solid Living out a life that you can't keep
Started to settle down when you need me, need me
You drove to town, you made it down
Didn't think I'd see you here
Staring out, staring out
But I'm past your steering clear
Cause you know I, you know I
Take me back up here
How to take me back up here
I can't say I'm surprised anymore
I mean I felt it all, I felt it all
I mean I felt it all, I felt it all When you come crashing down
Who's supposed to save you now when you're out here whilin'?
I'm buzzin' on silent
And you don't give a fuck what you meant to
Riding out the wave till the sun in
Cause you out here whining
I'm buzzing on silent
Living out a life that you can't keep
So to settle down when you need me
Cause you out here whining
I'm buzzing on silent
Alright, he's just gonna repeat the hook like 90 times
And I had enough of that.
But I will let it rock.
Listen, that was Wildin' by Always Never.
I think it's an old song.
Ask Ryguy if you ever see him.
Where they see Ryguy?
Ryguy's sleeping now.
A few quick points I want to point out before we get out of here.
China is building a $2 billion artificial intelligence tech campus as the imminent robot takeover nears.
Oh, God.
Get the magnets ready.
And the water.
The water, too.
I didn't think about the water before.
Throw some water in them hoes.
Hoes love water, though.
Hoes don't love water?
They do love water.
Coachella is banning marijuana this year, despite weed being legal in California. I know Maul is really disappointed water Coachella is banning Marijuana this year Despite weed being legal
In California
I know Maul is
Really disappointed
Coachella
There's no way
You're banning drugs
From Coachella
Might be tough to get
I thought the drugs
Were the headline
That's the point
Of every festival
Alright
Yo we didn't even mention
Any of
All of these festivals
Released their lineups
And we didn't touch
On any of them at all
I know Amazon All of them I've seen.
I was going to say, yeah.
I'm glad to see Griselda on them.
Anybody?
That Coachella one, Beyonce was there.
Em was there, and there was another really big name there.
I don't know.
Go look at them, but I'm not going to any festivals.
I might go to one, the Randall's Island shit.
Wherever all the Dirty Levi's is, Parks is going. Yeah, I'll be there. Island shit. Wherever all the dirty Levi's is,
Parks is definitely bringing his dirty Levi's.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, we don't need to talk about that.
Jimmy and Avene.
Oh, Homeboy is the fucking...
Jeff Bezos is now the richest person in history
with $105 billion.
Let me hold a 20.
Word.
And Nas and Nicki broke up.
Weep, weep, weep, weep.
Darn it.
All right, Mo.
I don't think they was,
was they ever really like
together to get up?
No, I don't know.
Did they ever come out publicly
and say they were a couple?
We just saw pictures
of them together.
Like, I don't,
I don't know.
They could have just been kicking it.
I'm just giving you the news, brother.
Whatever. I guess. Mo, the news, brother. Whatever.
I guess. Well, spoken word, Maul, definitely hit you with brother.
Not as king.
Oh, God.
All right, so I'm fucking done.
We are out of here.
Shout out to all the stories that will break the rest of the week.
I'm sure there are plenty.
And for now, I must bid you adieu.
I keep forgetting it.
That's fine.
Goodbye.
I'm going to remember that as my new goodbye.
I bid you adieu.
I'm going to work on it.
Anyway, I'm ending with Lupe.
Just cause.
See y'all next week.
Peace.
How's your unemployment shit going?
Man, can you play Lupe, please?
How's your unemployment shit going?
That's a good question.
How is my unemployment going?
I'll know when the card declines.
It's always the reminder.
I swipe that card and sit tight.
I put a deposit down on my new apartment.
My hand was shaking, hitting enter on that shit.
You'd be happy to get approved, man.
No, I got approved.
Just put the deposit
and it was...
I ain't mad at you.
It hurt.
It hurt a lot.
2018's our year.
Straight to the top.
Lupe better have killed this shit
with all this long intro shit.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Say Candyman, Lupe.
Go ahead and say it.
Enough with all the tweets,
my nigga. Say Candyman.
Say it. Let's see if he
appears.
Y'all know
Candyman want this mural smoke, though.
All right, everybody quiet now.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Shut up, Flex.
Do they rap, nigga?
Uh-oh.
This is not a new Joe Bud.
What the fuck, nigga?
This is what I would've did if I had to beat two.
That's why you ain't have it.
Lupe ran for me his whole career.
I'm joking, Lupe!
Now y'all play for time.
You gotta go, nigga.
You're trying to talk still. I'm waiting to do the fucking afterthought shit.
I would have been looking. Sneaking looks at the porn stash and my brother hurl Incense, smoke, maid, vortices and other curls
Casting calls for porn films and ad space for rubber girls
I like my pancakes cut in swirls
Moroccan moles and undercover squirrels
I like cartoons, southern cities with large moons
Faith healers, ex-female drug dealers and art booms
Apologize for my weird mix
What tastes like hot dogs and tear drips
And looks like pantomime and clear bricks
And smells like shotguns and deer piss
They on they hunt, kinda salty that I'm going hard
First part of a party that I throw in pods
One minute you playing pool, next minute you throwing darts
But that's how you do with a party that you throw in bars
I run the gambit like I'm throwing cards
Popular mechanics to overdose in hard pink
Cold pitches like Nova Scotia landscapes
Nerd gang, McMandle, Bratz sets
When we handshake, a word game
Back up plan, I can damn lakes
Back up the word plane
Plan that the man states means I can still be the man
If the dam breaks and when the man breaks
Some reflections, what they can't face But Pyrrha still treat the mirror if the dam breaks And when the man breaks some reflections what they can't face
My pyrrha still treat the mirror like it's a fan base
The unfettered veteran, the eagle feathered man
A medicine that hovers above cities like weathermen
The maybe weatherwoman, whatever better to tell you weather coming
I prefer girls to rain all over the world
And not rain like rain man, or rain like rain dance
Or rain like a slight chance of rain when it's raining
Rain like deer slaves to Santa Claus slave man
But rain like queens that rain over made man
And not queen like queen killer, Rhapsody, Bohemian Queen
But queen like white glove, wave hand
And not wave hand like it's a heat wave
So you make a fan by waving your hand
I'm talking wave like you saying hey man
And not hateful horses and horses like you almost voiceless
you gotta treat your vocal chords like it's a fortress
and treat every single one of your words like reinforcements
and especially when you're recording cause that's the portion that's important
when I was reporting that I was poor, but now I'm more than
it's steel hookah heels on my sugar heels
and sweet spots crying shames make margarita rims
from cheek tops, deep plots and Florida ceiling windows for my peapots.
A little scene with the sickle swings to make the weed drop in a hundred words
for them hummingbirds that like to ease dropping fan.
I like peacocks with a parakeet that beat box.
So the sun rise when the beat drop and the sun dies when the beat stops.