The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 150 | "Shrimp LaCafe"
Episode Date: February 21, 2018This week Joe, Rory, and Mal had plenty to discuss and you won’t want to miss a minute of it. Starting off with their recap of the NBA All-Star weekend and Fergie’s unforgettable national anthem p...erformance (5:38). Hell Rell was caught slippin’ at a restaurant and the guys react on his physical altercation which was caught on video (45:48). Is Blac Chyna the new Kim K? No. Nobody thinks that, but the guys do react to her alleged sex tape and grades the performance (1:06:32). And Drake’s new video released and Joe gives his in-depth opinion on, which then leads to an unexpected conversation about the Toronto rapper (1:21:01). If you’re ready to laugh with us, what are you waiting for? Tune in now! Other topics include: -Tekashi69 vs the West Coast (57:36) -Chris Rock's Netflix special (1:54:46) -Joe's son disses him, how should Joe handle it? (2:01:51)
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Shit, I didn't know this.
That's how y'all giving it up?
What's up?
We're recording.
We are recording, man.
Oh, what's up?
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Hit my air horn.
Yes.
We are here.
Let me turn this down.
Oh, and this Snipsy album
got me really excited over the weekend.
Word.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
What is this bliss?
Have you heard this part?
I'm playing it.
Dude, headphones are super trash.
Bam.
All right, so let me ask you this.
Do you hear this beat?
Let's go.
Oh, if you would answer your phone.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Indeed. it was a cold chillin'. Oh, if you would answer your phone. Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
I was waiting by my phone.
You are not waiting by your phone.
I'm always waiting by my phone.
All right, so listen to this.
I'm not entering the podcast yet, and y'all are saying you're right.
However, Ice can attest to this.
I only heard this Nipsey album because Ice came and blasted it in my house all weekend long, 17 hours straight.
As he should have.
You know Ice swears he's from Crenshaw.
Yes. When he should have. You know I swear he's from Crenshaw. Yes.
When this came on...
Marlon, you heard this?
What is happening here?
Stop.
It's the only shit I've been listening to since last Friday.
How do you get past the intro?
There's some shit on that album, though.
This is what makes me mad about niggas that do the intro like this.
He knew this was fire.
He knew this was fire to start this album like that.
Why you cut it off at four minutes?
I need ten minutes of this.
Oh, my God.
No, he got on his Rick Ross shit with picking beats.
What is this?
There might be one bad,
not even bad beat.
There might be one mediocre beat
on the whole album.
He had Diddy help him.
But let me...
Like, on one song, I think.
I thought he was like
executive producer.
It says executive producer
and executive composer
and that term
I've never even heard.
Who said that?
Diddy?
It's on the back of the credits.
They have highlighted
executive producer
and right
underneath executive composer sean puffy combs interesting but nipsey has always picked a good
beat yeah but this is this is some album shit like this he was putting together an album when
he made this this wasn't a mixtape like i feel like every beat he sat he sat through 50 beats
to get to one for every single record plus ke, Kev's got budgets now and shit.
You hear Stacey now?
Hey!
What?
Stacey, I love you.
And there's not a wasted verse on this album.
Fam, I didn't mean to start talking about Nipsey, but...
Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check. One, two, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
We are here.
No Joe Budden.
Welcome to the Joe Budden Podcast, episode number 150.
Hey, we are finally out of the fucking 140s.
Boy, that was a long time coming.
Episode number 150.
I'm your host, Joe Budden.
To my right is Maul and parks to my left
is rory and savon and we have erickson here how are you how are you gentlemen wonderful erickson
is here because unfortunately we had to let go of new chris brown damn i would have loved to
or something to come in on the sound effect i I didn't know we were even going to talk about it.
We talk about everything.
All right, guys.
Chris Brown, you're fucking out of here, man.
Damn.
I like new Chris Brown.
No, that's our guy.
That's our guy, buddy.
Put the video out Friday at 9 p.m.
Savon, you knew he was going to fire you, right?
You knew.
I know you knew.
I know Savon knew.
Savon was in the Texas copping some police for 48 hours.
Ian wanted to fire new Chris Brown on Friday.
I said, don't you fucking dare ruin a nigga's weekend with that bullshit.
Hit him Monday, man.
And ruin his week?
Don't ruin a nigga's Friday.
Save his weekend.
Yeah, your Friday with your fire.
Let a nigga go spend some money he thinks he's going to have.
Yeah, yeah, we can't do that.
So shout out to new Chris Brown.
Gone but not forgotten.
You're our guy.
Gone but not forgotten.
Because he's not forgotten.
He's still around.
And that's about it.
So how's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
Hope you guys are in a talkative mood.
I'm feeling great.
We can see that.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
It's great.
The weather's great.
I feel great.
70 degrees in New York.
I know nobody else in the world gives a fuck about New York, but 70 degrees in New York,
the end of the world is near.
Yes, Maul?
Oh, yeah. We'll be dead
in 10 years. You are a believer in that?
Yes. Okay. Look at you guys
politicizing the weather because the Democrats
said so. We'll be dead.
My president said global warming doesn't
exist. If you believe that you're going to
be dead in 10 years, then what are you doing all this
healthy eating shit for? I'm trying to
make this the best 10 years.
Wouldn't you want to do the opposite?
I've seen some drug addicts
last for like 20 years
and they seem cool.
Yeah,
I'm not going to roll
a dice on that.
I'm not going to talk
about mine or your family.
Fuck you.
So,
I'm assuming that you guys
are up to date
with everything
that has goings on. in plural form pretty much i'm
i'm aware we should start with all-star weekend right i'm aware is look a what aware he was
plural is that a real word no it is now let's let's start with all-star weekend uh i thought
it was trash i didn't catch anything maul heard me saying how trash i thought it was trash. I didn't catch anything. Maul heard me saying how trash I thought it was.
In what regard?
The Ducks All-Star Saturday was trash.
The game Joe said was going to be whack, and I told him it was a great game.
I was wrong about that.
The game was good.
I was wrong about that.
The game was good.
All-Star Saturday.
Except for all the performances.
I'm giving y'all preemptive conversations that I had with Maul prior to any of the activities taking place.
Okay.
I told him that Saturday is normally, for me, my to any of the activities taking place. Okay. I told him that,
you know,
Saturday is normally,
for me,
my favorite night
of All-Star Week
and I never really care much
about the game.
Yeah, yeah,
the game is kind of pointless.
Yeah,
until that game
that Magic Johnson
came back and bled on everyone.
That was their game.
That was the shit.
Remember?
Carmelo wasn't giving a fuck.
Man,
get this nigga off me.
Carmelo said, check me out of this game.
This is second-degree manslaughter.
And they got this nigga on the hardwood.
Hardwood was the problem.
All right, all right.
All right, anyway, but that was the all-star game that I paid attention to, right?
So I don't normally care about that, but Saturdays are normally great.
The skills challenge in recent years has vastly improved to me,
along with the three-point contest.
And Zach Levine and homeboy Eric Gordon, I feel like, brought the dunk contest back.
So I've been into it.
And this year, the contestants of the dunk contest and the three-point contest
really got me into it.
I will not lie to you.
The dunk contest was a letdown.
Really?
I thought it was kind of dope.
I just watched the highlights.
You don't know dope shit.
I don't know dope shit.
They got to get rid of that two-round shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is true.
That's what I mean.
Okay, okay.
I thought some of the dunks themselves were great.
Oh, no, no, no.
Those were great.
Those were great.
My issue was format.
Yeah, the length.
The contestants were great.
The missed dunks
were great yeah if oladipo would have caught that behind it whatever the fuck he tried to do oh man
so the missed dunks were great everything was great but the form that format is tritty to dash
four four players alone it's kind of trash isn't that what it was four it might have been six it
might have been six originally i'm not sure i'd have to fact check
that but i'm not mad at four players if you're gonna give me a dunk off at the end yeah that
shit was late don't what are we doing the semi-final determines the final where three
contestants go wasn't that the same for the three-point contest i'm sitting here arguing
with maul it was three three shooters in the final round that trash. That's the first time they did it, right?
No, I think they did it like that.
I've never remembered.
Three in the final?
Yeah, I don't know.
I think that was the first time they did it.
I don't remember last year.
I think the fans deserve to see Devin Booker and Klay Thompson,
two niggas who look exactly the same, duel it out.
Just the jersey telling them apart.
Yeah, and the haircut.
Devin got that stupid shit on his head.
Although I picked Donovan Mitchell to win last week on the show,
Dennis Smith got robbed, though.
I thought he had the best dunk.
He had the best dunk.
Easily had the best dunk.
Which hand shit was he saying?
He had the best dunks.
I thought Dennis was second best.
They got to get rid of these celebrity judges.
You can't let Khaled and Mark Wahlberg judge a dunk contest,
and they never dunked. When is the last time
that Khaled jumped?
Yeah, like you gotta...
Honestly.
No, I think that's
a valid question.
If you ain't even home jumping,
then how the fuck
you gonna come and tell me
about my jump?
Wait, you be at home jumping?
Yeah.
I be at home doing...
I be fighting.
I'm shooting J's in the trash.
At home is when you get Into all your fake
Athletic shit
And tough shit still
Yeah you right
I'd be
Yeah
I'd come to your house
And hit him with a
Three pull up set
Yeah what the fuck
Is Park Stover
Yeah
I'd jump at home
You'd be pressing your dogs
Yeah
Crossing them over
You never know
When it'll happen man
You never know
But yeah
Me and Maul
Watched all that shit,
and boy, Moore was tearing Khaled ass up.
Like, why is Khaled the tough judge up here?
No, he was.
He was short and he'd given out eight.
That's my point.
Like, come on, man.
You can't let Khaled give you an eight on a dunk.
I guess we, in fact, are not the best.
Yeah, but Dennis Smith, he definitely got robbed.
He had the best dunks.
His scores just didn't match that.
Khaled took Dr. J.
Dr. J used to be a hater, too.
Yeah, he did.
Dr. J is the biggest Michael Jordan hater on the planet, by the way.
I don't know if y'all know that.
So Khaled is the Simon Cowell.
I think I'm quickly becoming the second, by the way.
Like, you can pull up YouTube all of Dr. J's interviews when they ask him about Michael Jordan.
Well, because he probably feels slighted or something, to some degree.
Wow, they wasn't even in the same era.
But I don't think that Dr. J gets the credit he deserves, honestly.
No, I think Dr. J gets the credit he deserves.
You think so?
Yeah.
His name was Dr. J and he didn't have a J.
Or a doctorate.
Dr. J, don't get me started, man.
Don't get me started on some of the older players.
Them niggas was high as hell in the 70s me started, man. Don't get me started on some of the older... He was the dunk doctor. That's, you know...
Them niggas was high as hell in the 70s, though, man.
Them niggas didn't know what the hell they was seeing.
Yeah.
And Dr. J did do some amazing shit,
and he inspired some amazing things from amazing people, but...
But he's a hater.
He's definitely a hater.
Well, old people are haters.
Dr. J better not step in the same park as Vince Carter
when it come to a dunk.
I don't want to hear it.
Oh, yeah, no. I don't want to hear it. Don't tell me about it. I don't think anybody... Yeah, I don't think anybody wants to step in the same park as Vince Carter when it comes to a dunk. I don't want to hear it. Oh, yeah, no.
I don't want to hear it.
Don't tell me about it.
Yeah, I don't think anybody wants to step in the park.
Who redid the Vince dunk?
Because I thought that was terrible.
Donovan Mitchell.
I thought it was trash.
I went Khaled on that one.
I didn't think he did a good rendition.
But you got to remember, Donovan Mitchell is not as tall as Vince.
Still.
All right, then don't do the dunk.
So it's like, you know, you got to do the dunk. No, you got to do the still alright then don't do the dunk so it's like you know you gotta
nah you gotta do the dunk
you gotta do the dunk
he should've done the Spud Webb dunk
it was weak
if he's not as tall
Dennis Smith Jr.
easily had the best dunk
of the night
number one
the first dunk
he attempted
that he missed
that they did not show us
where we just heard
the whole building go
oh shit what the fuck?
Had he completed
that dunk along with his
second dunk, he's easily in
the next round. But because
the NBA allowed Nate Robinson to
miss 97 dunks,
this man gets
shorted. And I thought it was cool that he had
one of the more original ones with the second
backboard and all that shit.
Yeah, the double tap.
Oh, that's Donovan Mitchell.
Yeah, that was Donovan Mitchell.
Yeah.
That was his first dunk.
That was his first dunk.
Yeah.
I like Donovan Mitchell.
Yeah, me too.
Two amazing guards that the Knicks passed on.
Boy, was I sick to my stomach.
The Knicks did pass on Donovan Mitchell.
Damn.
Don't doubt.
We have Frank.
We have Frank. We have Frank.
I hate Franks.
I ain't made of Frank in ages.
Keep any Frank at your barbecue away from you.
Yo, so Paul George gets up there at the three-point contest, right?
We're in the crib having barbershop talk, shooting the shit.
Here come Maul, want to be the contrarian.
Oh, he might win it.
I said Maul, Maul, Maul,
Maul, check this out, dog.
No, Paul George
in a three-point contest.
I said, Paul George
about to get up here
and do nothing
but embarrass himself.
I didn't say he might win it.
And then Maul said,
oh, y'all got Paul George
all the way fucked up.
And then Paul George
started shooting.
And then all we heard was,
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding I could have scored nine yeah that was
terrible he could have stayed home with that shit for real what do y'all think about uh what do y'all
think about Jimmy Butler not playing in the all-star game I wasn't aware that what was his
Jimmy Butler did not play in the all-star game. They asked him about it. He said he was grateful because he was a little tired and he wanted the rest.
So then Lou Will heard that interview, and he got at him on Twitter.
He said, yo, LOL, you can't be fucking serious.
Lou Will, who probably should have been eligible to be an All-Star,
if you weren't going to play.
Lou Will, somebody who's been a six-man his entire career,
and this is the year where he got the time to really show and prove,
both in Houston and L.A., I could see him having a real issue with that.
Yeah.
Man, he was just hungover.
Oh, wait, so he didn't announce until like that.
Everybody was hungover.
He was a game time.
He was drunk.
Decision did not play, Butler?
No, they didn't announce anything.
They just played the game, and he didn't play.
Oh, that's foul.
They asked him about it afterward.
They could have had a replacement for him.
Yeah, that's trash.
You shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Maul told me, though, a few months ago that, you know,
all of these niggas in the league with these special clauses in their contract
for all these things that kick in if they make the all-star team.
If that's true in Jimmy Butler's contract, then, I mean, are we mad at him?
What is he going to say?
No, don't make me an All-Star?
Yeah, don't give me extra bread.
I'm not mad at him, but still.
Even though I was real mad.
Look, I'm going to keep it a book.
I was angry looking at Carl Anthony Towns on crutches all weekend.
He was on crutches?
He was on something.
Why you say that?
He played, Carl Anthony.
No, I'm talking about DeMarcus Cousins.
Oh, DeMarcus.
DeMarcus Cousins, I'm sorry. Yeah, DeMarcus. DeMarcus Cousins. I'm sorry.
Yeah. I mean, but he got voted in, though.
So he had to be there.
Do you?
The fans voted him in. I don't want to see him there
on crutches, man. I mean, I get it, but
you know, he had to just show up. And I liked Anthony
Davis wearing a DeMarcus Cousins jersey. That was cool.
Yeah, that was dope. I enjoyed that.
What else was really interesting this all-star weekend any any uh oh maul don't come in here and try to get
calm come on give us your your raptor deep dive yeah yo honestly man listen man the jig is up with
kyle lowry and uh the rose and i understand but i don't know how Lowry is a four-time All-Star.
Yeah, I don't get it, man.
He can't, you know, every time I see him out there, he's turning it over.
He's getting a layup block.
I mean, I get it based on the winning percentage and all of that,
but it's like he's not an All-Star.
I don't think Kyle Lowry's an All-Star. You don't think his numbers iry's in all so i don't think he's you don't think his numbers dictate
him being an all-star it's not it's not the numbers because he has he has good numbers his
skill set when you watch it it's like in that game your eye test i hate when you say that
he i don't want to he don't have that game that all-star game have you played him
just looking at him.
Every year we look at him playing an All-Star game.
You never remember anything about him playing an All-Star game.
And he's been there four years.
Yeah, but he's from the Six.
I don't care.
He's from Philly.
The Six is hot right now.
He's from Philly.
He's from Philadelphia.
He plays in Toronto.
All right, well, God's plan got him to the Six.
Okay.
God's plan.
I just don't want to see him in an all-star game anymore.
I'm sorry.
DeRozan might have cost him the game.
He missed the free throw. Ma had a conniption at DeRozan.
See, that's what I don't like about Ma.
Yeah.
Ma be screaming at the TV, threw a sneaker at the TV, just for him to come in here Tuesday
and be cool about DeRozan.
I know.
I understand DeRozan because he is one of the best two guards in the league.
So I understand that he will be an all-star.
But he shouldn't be in the corner baseline when Steph is trying to fade away.
You got to move.
Yeah, yeah.
Cut.
Get open.
Do something.
Why the fuck is DeRozan hiding in the corner?
Standing there watching.
Why is DeRozan in there?
No, not only.
But hold on.
You got to remember.
He missed a free throw.
Right?
He missed a pivotal free throw.
Then he came down and threw that shit clean out of bounds.
When he drove to the basket, he had a layup.
Right.
And decided to pass it out to the three and threw that shit out of bounds.
And then it's like you end up with the ball in your hands in the corner
with no time left and can't get a shot up.
Well, let's talk about that because there was a man on the other side of Steph
that he seemed to look off real quick.
Harden seemed to be right there open.
Don't get it twisted.
Are we going to deep dive into that one, into the James and Steph beef?
No, listen.
LeBron and KD was trapping Steph immediately, as soon as he got the ball.
So it is hard to get a pass.
LeBron, KD, and Paul George, they was not letting that light-skinned nigga shoot a three. Yeah, but it's like
somebody got to move. No, I
get it. But it was like, where was he going to pass
to? He was trapped. But my
thing is, somebody got to move. You can't just stand
at the three. Somebody got to move,
man. Do something.
DeRozan just...
It's Clumsy Man!
Come on man
Stop the tape man
Hold on
We good
I'm fine
It's on your laptop
I don't even use my laptop
For anything
Joe just had a
What do people still use
Laptops for?
Laptopping
I don't really use mine anymore
It's over
It's over
It's nothing
This shit stores music
And plays the air horn
Thank you
That's an expensive air horn.
Did the fans vote in Fergie too?
My nigga, listen.
If they did vote her in, they voted her out immediately.
I saw a lot of people supporting Fergie.
She was brave.
Why are women always brave?
Brave is what they said.
She was a lot of other things than brave too.
She came out today and said, I'm sorry.
She came out today and said, my bad.
No, she didn't.
That's really God.
No, she did.
She did.
She apologized?
Yeah, you fucking right.
I felt like I was owed an apology.
You can't apologize.
Come on, man.
What?
No, you got to apologize.
Oh, you got Fergie all the way.
She's just supposed to disappear.
Like, we're just supposed to see her on the beach or something.
Yeah, like, just let some time pass.
You don't come out and say, I'm sorry for what I did to the national anthem.
She was supposed to blame that on somebody else.
Let me get some headphones, my G.
Let me get a gunshot.
Get some air horns on this.
Jesus Christ.
Star.
No.
Fuck you.
Oh, my God.
She sounded like she had water in her ears.
She sounded like she had water in her mouth. She had peanut butter in her mouth. She sounded like she had water in her ears. Sound like she had water in her mouth.
Sound like she had peanut butter in her mouth.
Sound like she was drowning.
Yeah, that nigga Will.i.am was home happy as hell.
This worked out for me.
Yo, the funny shit, the other dude was probably home happy.
The Chinese dude, we never found his name out.
Wait, who's the Chinese dude?
In black eyed peas.
The nigga with the long hair and the glasses that they never let say anything.
But see, here's the thing.
Here's the funny thing about that, though.
They'll have people like Fergie on these shows judging vocalists.
Yeah.
It's like having Khaled out there judging dogs.
Yeah.
See, that's what I'm saying.
It's shit like that that bothers me.
Because she'll be on there telling someone like Fantasia that they sung a song wrong.
Let me tell you something.
If Fergie ever says anything
to Fantasia,
Fantasia has the right
to hit her.
No, not Fantasia.
I'm just saying a woman
that can sing like Fantasia
on one of these shows,
these vocal shows
that they have.
I bought my mom tickets
to the Fantasia concert.
It has nothing to do
with anything.
But to the Fantasia concert
in Atlantic City. But I
guess Fantasia had a death in her family, so
she didn't show.
And Fergie replaced her?
No, After Seven and a few other groups that
you know. Shit, I would have rather seen After Seven
than Fantasia, but whatever.
Yeah, After Seven is definitely
probably a better show than Fantasia. And the lead
singer's son now is performing
with After 7.
I thought that was interesting.
That's cool.
But whatever.
And he looks exactly
and sounds exactly like the lead.
But whatever.
You were saying about Fergie.
Yes.
So y'all don't think
she was brave.
I don't think she was brave.
No, she don't think she was.
Oh, y'all hate her.
That's the go-to
whenever women do anything wrong.
They were brave when they did it.
Yeah.
Are y'all hating?
No.
They're definitely hating, but it's justified. I don't think there's a need to hate. I think Fer when they did it. Yeah. Are y'all hating? No. They're definitely hating, but...
I don't think there's a need to hate.
I think Fergie hated her performance.
She apologized.
Y'all are not going to turn the slider up on the artistic, creative integrity meter?
No.
Wait.
No.
I didn't even know there was artistic integrity.
We don't understand music enough to get what she was doing there.
It went over our heads.
No.
She attempted to do something different. You don't understand she did something different and it and she just
failed at it yeah why would you have her do a jazz rendition why would you have very many people at
all do a jazz rendition of the national anthem yeah like i don't i don't understand i didn't
know when that rehearsals was like this is not i just don't think that's it for yeah like that
ain't it that's that's my that was my thing like As soon as I heard it, I'm like, they greenlighted this?
Because you have to rehearse that for an event that big.
So it's like, nah, somebody really was like, okay, Fergie, that's it.
You think maybe it might have gone differently in rehearsals?
No.
I mean, from what, though?
No, I don't think it went any different in rehearsal.
I think what we saw was her best foot forward.
And that shit was terrible.
Her feet are fucked up.
Yeah, I still can't believe she went up there and did that.
They was better off letting Queen Latifah sing the national anthem.
I think she would have did a better job.
Pharrell would have killed that shit.
Ludacris.
Ludacris would have done a little better.
Ludacris forgot how to be a rapper, man.
Did y'all see how awkward he was?
His rapper hands?
I am so glad that you guys just brought all of this up.
I was mad at the background dancers that were clapping to a whole different beat.
That shit was infuriating.
Before the All-Star game came, yeah, the Chicks in the Yellow, right?
Yeah.
They were really bad.
I don't know what they were clapping to.
Really off beat.
I don't know what they was two-stepping to.
Yo, what was that little shindig on Sunday before the game with Kevin Hart and Luda?
What was that?
That was like a Broadway.
That was a mistake.
Fast and the Furious promo.
Yeah, they was trying to get their bro-ish on.
Kevin Hart is replacing Tyrese.
That was a mistake.
Why did we get a new Ludaverse?
He wasn't waiting for the new Luda?
A new Luda.
New Luda is funny.
Y'all already know that Luda ranks high with me,
but was anybody asking for the new Luda?
Sorry, Shaka.
It's just so funny to see when rappers are so far removed
from performing in hip hop, and then they get on stage,
his rapper hands were off.
Oh man.
His rapper hands was mad old.
I didn't see it.
Oh my God.
You didn't miss a thing.
Cause you know Luda
You know his rapper hands be off?
And no disrespect.
Dr. Dre always performs
with his rapper hands off
whenever he's off.
But I'm not mad at Dre.
He's not really a rapper.
No because he's mad buff now
so he don't even know
how to rap the way he used to.
Luda still rhyming like his rapping hands are stuck in 2004.
Well, shit, Fergie doing National Anthem and Luda dropping new music is a very 04 NBA All-Star game in Philly.
But wait, and Luda had on the all white with the Vanson jacket.
He had an All-Star jacket.
That was a Vanson All-Star?
No, it was just an All-Star jacket. Tell me that wasn't a Vanson. It was not a Vanson. What was that then? It had an all-star jacket. That was a Vanson all-star? No, it was just an all-star jacket.
Tell me that wasn't a Vanson.
It was not a Vanson.
What was that then?
It was an all-star weekend jacket.
Did it look like a Vanson?
Tell the truth.
Tell the truth.
Come on.
It wasn't leather, though.
It wasn't?
No.
It was the regular, like the mesh.
Oh, yeah, the mesh Vanson.
A mesh Vanson.
He looked a little...
It wasn't a mesh Vanson.
Yo, all right. we love luda but
nigga all right y'all don't want joke on luda it's cool no look at rory i didn't even see i
didn't even see it rory think he's not gonna get signed to disturbing the peace
rory dying to get signed to disturbing the peace hey two chains was
you know what i noticed about your little instagram rory i got a good laugh at you this
weekend i went to your instagram and the
shit i do much instagramming well that's part of what i was laughing at i don't think i went i went
there and everything the first nine pictures just looked super crispy and clean and clear
i'm like oh my god is it is this really happening could this true? Is Rory one of the guys that's saying,
let me clean up my Instagram?
Yeah, man.
I said, oh, my God.
Rory's archiving.
Yeah, it's there.
Yes.
Rory is fucking setting up shop on his Instagram.
I didn't know.
He's got six posts.
This shit looks great.
Mad ravey picture.
When you don't have a job,
and all people know of you every week is sitting to the left of this guy.
Yo, he looks so important.
You have to have the cleanest image that you possibly can.
Yo, you look so important.
I said, oh, I wish I would have known he was doing that.
I wish I would have known.
Got to clean up my act.
So then I leave Rory's shit and I say, well, shit, maybe I missed something with Maul.
So I rush over to Maul's shit.
Rush over. Rushed's shit. Rush over?
Yeah.
Yeah, I hit the search icon quickly and hit M,
and he just popped right up.
And Maul was on his Insta Live topless with an incense lit.
I was smoking weed on the couch.
I don't think it was an incense.
I saw an incense. It wasn't no incense. I'm not past topless. My story is. I'm in a crib on the couch. I don't think it was an incident. Yeah, like, I saw an incident.
It wasn't no incident.
I'm not past topless.
My story is...
I'm in a crib on the couch.
I'm chilling.
But you were topless.
Yeah, but you act like
I was outside.
Can men be topless?
He act like I was outside
to wear topless.
No, no, no.
There's nothing wrong with being topless.
No, no.
He was topless,
and that's fine.
I'm home topless.
First of all,
topless is crazy to me.
That's what I saw when I got... I didn't have a shirt on. I wasn't topless. What of all first of all topless is crazy that's what i saw i didn't have a shirt
on i wasn't topless which the fuck you mean i was wait so like it was blurred out on his chest
on ig live no he was topless and exposed it wasn't even he's so full of shit man no because
you can be topless i've been topless before at home. First of all, you couldn't even see.
You were covering your chest.
Yeah, nobody knew.
Like, it was just my face in the cam.
First of all,
don't ever cover your chest
in the house.
Like, don't ever cover your chest.
I don't want my chest exposed.
What you mean?
It's not for the FaceTime participants.
That's crazy.
Covering your chest
in the house in the cam
is funny, man.
So, Maul,
you can be topless.
That's cool.
Joe liked the TLC cover when they was holding their titties. Yeah. You tuck the blanket under your armpits like when you lay down in the house. No, but so, Maul, you can be topless. That's cool. Joe liked the TLC cover
when they was holding
their titties.
Yeah.
You tuck the blanket
under your armpits
like when you lay down
in the bed.
How you wrap the towel?
You wrap the towel.
Joe, you joking
at the shower
with the towel at the top?
You definitely wrap
the towel around the top.
With the turban joint
wrapped on top.
Yo, you wrap the towel
around the top?
The blatant disrespect on this podcast. I just want to know if you wrap the towel around the top? The blatant disrespect on this podcast.
I just want to know if you wrap the towel around the top.
No, I don't wrap the towel around the top.
What man wraps the towel around the top?
You.
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Stop trying to reverse my joke back on me.
I'm not off of you being.
This is something I actually saw with my eyes.
You just fucking making jokes.
You were topless with an incense.
I didn't have a shirt on.
I wasn't topless.
And Bob Marley was playing in the background.
It wasn't Bob Marley.
And then you were singing, trying to get like the same accent as him.
Oh my God.
What are you talking about?
So I immediately did what?
He is OVO more.
As the kid.
And that's what they do over there.
Rory.
Oh my God.
So what did I immediately do?
You fucking guessed it
I called my friend
I called Ma
I said yo
While he was topless?
I said yo you good?
Like I saw you topless on Instagram
With incense
With shirt on?
Man I can't even be in the crib
Chilling with no shirt on
I said yo come over
And let's just talk about this
Put a shirt on first
Yo
Put something on.
Get dressed.
Get yourself together.
Joe called and said, are you decent?
Cover yourself up.
Are you decent, Maul?
Wait, before we go any further, because Maul was super funny on Saturday.
Wait, tell the people what you learned on Valentine's Day.
Because that was real funny.
Every woman has an almost boyfriend, yo. That's why. every woman has the almost boyfriend yo it's why
every woman has an almost boyfriend trust me i saw a lot of women putting men on their insta
story not on their actual ig yeah i haven't really come up with a theory exactly on what it is no we
know what the theory is but we know what it's temporary you know what it is we know what it is
we can't say it but we know what it is Like we just Now I want to talk about it
Let's talk about it
I know let's not
No it's just
Every woman has a guy
That they're kind of like
Teether in the line with
They're kind of like
Is he boyfriend material yet
Is he not
But I'm more surprised
That you find this
To be a revelation
No I
You know I don't find this
To be a revelation
It's just funny to see
There was a lot of chicks
I didn't know had boyfriends
That I found out that day
Just like when
The first day of school come,
you're like, you had a kid? What the fuck?
It was the same shit. Same surprise.
But they did it on their story, though.
Maybe that's why I missed it
last year. Yeah. It's because they wanted
to disappear. Like, yeah, he can't say, I didn't
put the picture up of us. You know, they're
playing the game. It's the game, man.
How would y'all feel if a woman put
an emoji over your head? Have you seen women do that? Of course. Or they're like cut off the top of their head. They do that when they're not supposed to be with the game. It's the game, man. They're playing the game. How would y'all feel if a woman put an emoji over your head?
Have you seen women do that?
Of course.
Or they'll cut off the top of their head.
They do that when they're not supposed to be with the dude.
Wait, what?
He has a whole family at home.
Women will crop the picture so they'll just have the dude's body and then them.
Yeah.
With the emoji face.
They'll cover his face.
Or they'll cover his face.
I'm so sick of women.
What are you doing?
But that's normal now, though.
That happens on a regular Thursday.
That's not just a Valentine's Day thing. do that when you know you know what it is they're not supposed to really be with the guy did you go to did you go to um or the tattoo uh forearm with
the watch oh yeah that's that's that's always they can't wait to get that picture off especially if
it's someone whose tattoos you kind of know who it is. Or it's like their album title on their arm. Yeah, but they can't really
play like that
because fame and them
be finding them niggas now.
Smart.
Yo, these chicks be trying
to get fly.
Like, they smarter than
fame in the shade room.
Fame will pull up four pictures
with that nigga
at the free throw line like this.
All his tats showing.
Yeah.
That's him.
A video of him at the session
with the stencil.
Yeah.
All him accepting his award, holding his shit. Tats, yeah. That's him. A video of him at the session with the stencil. Yeah. Him accepting his award,
holding his shit.
That's him.
Did y'all see fucking...
Him with his wife
and the tattoo.
My bad.
Did y'all see Bernice
trying to hide from paparazzi
while she was
hurting Quavo work?
Come on, man.
Oh, man.
She was trying to hide
through the middle of the crowd.
But why?
We need to talk about the why.
Lil Wayne's daughter
was hiding with who's that, NBA Youngboy?
Really?
Yeah, she was hiding in the wreath when he rolled the window down for everyone to see.
Oh, man.
I missed that one.
I didn't see that.
Lil Wayne's got a daughter that's, like, grown?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's about 20, I think.
Yeah, she's grown.
That's the creepy shit now like all the rappers i listened to growing up have like
grown daughters that like if i saw out yeah i wouldn't think anything of it right that's creepy
yeah it's getting crazy like the way naz raps about destiny like when i was a kid and i would
rap along those lyrics and now like destiny be at the spot. It's crazy.
That's just kind of wild to me.
Anyways, what were we talking about?
I don't remember.
Valentine's Day.
Oh, Bernice.
Listen, man.
They're synonymous.
It might be.
All right, let me ask you all a question and open myself up to some criticism.
So, whatever.
Y'all don't feel a way about Bernice being at the All-Star game?
No.
At the All-Star game?
Why not?
Anybody was going to be there.
It was Bernice.
She's probably been to many All-Star games.
Okay, now that's the wrong question because Bernice should be at the All-Star game.
She's beautiful.
Right.
I'm judging the 40-year-olds at the All-Star game.
I am.
I am.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Why are you at an All-Star game. I am. I am. Sorry. Sorry. Why are you at an All-Star game?
Now, she's dating somebody who was heavily involved in all the activities, so I don't
care about that.
We got to scale it.
We can't be mad at older women being at the All-Star because there's a bunch of celebrities
that are older than Bernie.
I was going to say, All-Star, they got the old Kenny Smith parties.
There's a lot of old NBA players there.
It's not Miami Memorial Day.
Let me make my position.
She shouldn't be running around with Quavo.
Wait, no, you can't say that.
At All-Star Weekend.
I'm not even mad at it.
Come on, man.
No.
No.
What do you mean no?
Nah, come on.
Explain.
What does that mean?
Shit, who the fuck should she be running around with?
It's hot as fish grease.
Yeah, but come on, man.
How old is Quavo?
I'm uncomfortable.
12.
But what does that mean? If you're hot at 12, then you're hot at 12. Yeah, but come on, man. How old is Quavo? I'm uncomfortable. 12. But what does that mean?
If you're hot at 12,
then you're hot at 12.
Yeah, but that's...
How would you feel as...
We just got to start
calling it what it is, man.
Just start calling it
what it is.
What is it?
I'm not going to be
the one to say it,
but we just got to start
calling it what it is.
Nah, I can't say it.
But we know what it is.
We know what's going on.
No, no, Mo.
I'm not letting you
open this double standard up.
Educate me.
I'm not letting you
open this double standard up.
You don't see what's
going on out here?
I know what's going on and I'm not going to say it,
but it would be a double standard because all of these old niggas
is fucking 18-year-olds.
Facts.
So you can't.
So explain it.
Walk me through how it's okay for one and not okay for the other.
Yeah, I got you.
I only think it's a little weird because I think, I believe,
I don't know exactly how old Quavo is,
but I think Quavo and Birdie's daughter is like close in age.
That's what I was, I don't know if you heard what I said.
That's the only why it's kind of weird to me.
Well, what's close in age?
I mean, Quavo might be two years older than Bernice's daughter, maybe.
Might be two years older.
That's a little weird to me.
Well, Bernice didn't know Quavo would blow up when she had her daughter.
But she knows now.
What are you talking about?
Now she knows.
That point made no sense, but it was just funny.
I'm on Bernice's side.
Quincy Jones is like 95, and he's out here.
I'm on Bernice's side.
I don't know what Maul is talking about.
If Quincy Jones at 90 can fuck 20-year-olds.
Listen, it is what it is, but it's definitely a little weird.
We just got to be honest.
It is a little weird. I'm not mad at it. I don't care, but it is a little is But it's definitely A little weird Like we just gotta be honest It is a little weird
I'm not mad at it
Like I don't care
But it's just like
It is a little weird
It's weird
I'll only be mad at Bernice
When she stopped posting
On Instagram
Once she stopped there
Now we got a beef
My only rule as a woman
Would be something
Wait what's your only rule
As a woman
It would be
Well if I was a hoe
And I would be a hoe
Let me make myself
Perfectly clear
Wait what
I would be a hoe
If I were a woman I would be a hoe You'd me make myself perfectly clear. Wait, what? I would be a hoe. If I were a woman, I would be a hoe.
You'd be a thotty?
One?
Nah, with class.
With class.
With class.
Already copping, please.
Wait, hold on.
We got to talk.
Why would you?
Why are you saying these things?
Why do you know you would be a thot?
Because I've already thought about these things.
So you...
So you...
So wait, so let me get this clear. I hate when we get into these state topics. No, hold on. Let's just talk about it. so you so you so wait
so let me get this clear
I hate when we get into
these state topics
hold on
let's just talk about it
so you've thought about
being a woman
like if you were a woman
and you thought about
the fact that you would be
sleeping with multiple men
and how far
did those thoughts go
no
I'm just asking
these are thoughts
that you've had
the answer to your question
is no.
Now, in speaking to many of the women that I know,
you know, when they need a shoulder to lean on,
need someone to talk to about all that's going on in life
that they can't figure out.
They want to cry.
All I ever, and they all look amazing.
Boy, they look amazing.
And what I normally say to myself afterward is man y'all don't know how to hoe y'all are like complete idiots when it comes to hoeing
if i look like that and i had my brain i kick because niggas are so easy to get.
Niggas are the easiest niggas to get in the fucking world.
Don't get it twisted.
So what I'm saying is any beautiful woman with a brain, right,
that's really going to play the game, not be ashamed,
and really get into her shit, man, these niggas is marks.
These niggas is fucking movies out here, man.
But that goes back to what I was saying.
The women that maneuver like that and that don't really reap the benefits of that is because they haven't accepted what they are.
Yeah, they're trying to deny what they are.
They're trying to deny what they are.
Because if we being real, a lot of these women are prostitutes.
They're selling sex for monetary gain.
Like if you look at all the men that a lot of these women date, there's not even no similarities in looks anymore.
Like they're not even, they don't even look the same.
That's the number one sign.
The only thing they have in common is that they're successful and have money.
So that says you're with these men because they're successful and have money.
Women that do that are either escorts, prostitutes, call girls.
You're selling sex.
But a lot of these women don't want to accept that they are indeed selling sex.
They don't want to accept that.
I would be targeting Shaq.
I would be targeting Stanton.
Stunt the Yankees.
Aaron Judge.
These bitches is on Odell.
Odell's on a rookie contract.
They just do it wrong. I know it's coming later. I know is on Odell. Odell's on a rookie contract. They just do it wrong.
I know it's coming later.
I know it's coming later.
I just think they do it a little wrong, man.
It's all I'm saying.
It's two different worlds, though.
Like where Odell be at is not where Aaron Judge be at.
And not only that.
Odell is accessible.
There's no salary.
Let me end everything that y'all are about to say to me.
There's no salary cap in baseball.
No, we understand that.
If I'm a hoe, I am hoeing with the baseballers.
But that's what you do.
Not with fucking Odell because he has a nice fucking haircut.
But Joe, you're missing what I'm saying.
What are you saying?
The reason why women are doing that wrong is because they haven't fully accepted what they're indeed doing.
They haven't accepted that they're hoeing.
They haven't accepted that. A lot of these women don't think they're hoeing. This haven't accepted that they're hoeing. They haven't accepted that.
A lot of these women don't think they're hoeing.
This wasn't even a topic on our sheet.
I'm just saying.
It's just real.
They haven't accepted it.
All right, well, I'm uncomfortable.
Let's get out of here.
You uncomfortable?
Yeah, I don't care.
You fucking...
I don't care what the hoes are doing.
Do you care about LeBron and this reporter?
I missed that one.
How did you miss that
where were you at parks braun put out something with kd uh talking about being with carrie
champion do not forget to shout out carrie champion who we love friend of the show hi carrie
uh that was talking about even though he's a big celebrity has a lot of money he's still black at
the end of the day because they spray painted racial slurs okay and then this fox news lady
went on this whole rant at the end and said, why don't you just
shut up and dribble?
And Fox foxed.
Yeah, Fox is foxing.
There's nothing to really get into here.
I don't know.
Fox is fox.
Another day at Channel 5.
Yeah, I turned on First Aid yesterday or something.
They had six panelists with Stephen A talking.
I was like, it's Fox.
What do y'all want?
Yo, Stephen A hates Molly. does anyone notice this but me they beef they beef every day
yeah nobody's really getting into it i've seen it a couple times i'm waiting to see
it gets uncomfortable i mean i'm just waiting to see if jalen's gonna step in man
jalen's my guy just wait to see what what comes I love when Jalen's on with Steve and Molly.
All right, whatever.
I'm getting petty.
He trying to stir up some shit.
No, I'm just telling y'all what I pay attention to.
I pay attention to nuance and shit.
So we don't care about that.
Y'all are too...
I don't want to talk about the school shooting.
It's Florida.
It's Florida.
They're still selling AR-15s.
What do you want me to say?
What I will say, though, is Joyner Lucas tweeted that the solution to that is to have the teachers carry firearms.
And I see a few people beginning to say this.
So let's stop this in its tracks.
That's a bad idea.
That's a very bad idea.
That's why, to the same point when they're like, well, we should arm everyone so the good guys can have the, you know how long it takes to be in special forces with automatic rifles?
Like, we're just, all right, you're going to go get a teaching degree.
No offense to people that are teachers, but it's a four-year program.
On top of that, we're going to train you how to use a pistol in a fucking shootout.
Let me tell you something.
That's not part of a college program.
Third period, I had Mr. Ford for social studies and he could barely see me
Right. Yeah, that nigga was old with glasses and a wandering biggie. I yeah, yeah, yeah
He just a gun is not this terrible and okay
So you get racist as these teachers be half the time his friend is upset as these teachers get or
Mental anguish that they are put through on a daily basis and you get a teacher's
gun and give me my ar-15 and my money's on me yeah it's just more people so now a teacher
gonna be spraying off too in a huge crowd people watch too many action movies man so uh uh prayers
out to everyone everyone who lost somebody and everyone who lost their life at that tragic tragic
event uh speaking of movies did you just say movies you did say movies right i didn't i didn't who lost somebody and everyone who lost their life at that tragic, tragic event.
Speaking of movies,
did you just say movies?
You did say movies, right?
I didn't.
You said something.
Oh, I did.
I actually said movies.
I don't even know what he said.
Fucking,
I have yet to see Black Panther.
I would love to come in here
and give everyone
my Black Panther review.
Rory, did you see it?
No, I didn't have time.
I didn't see it either.
Better not go see it
neither, nigga.
Wait for that one to go on HBO.
Watch it in my home.
I'm tired of that, man.
I'm seeing a few of you
white dudes posting the bloody
white guy from Google
saying your brother got beat up at Black Panther.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't. Nobody went to Black Panther
to beat up a white person. That's just not true. Stop lying again.
Again.
So I'm the only one here that hadn't seen it? No, I didn't. Nobody went to Black Panther to beat up a white person. That's just not true. Stop lying again. Again. So I'm the only one here that hadn't seen it?
No, I didn't see it.
Aldi gave us one.
Oh, wait.
What type of podcast do we do?
No, we'll be able to talk about it next week, though, because I'll definitely see it.
Let's talk about it in like six weeks when it's over.
Well, no, I'm going to see it tomorrow.
I tried to buy tickets last week, and tomorrow was the soonest I could get.
What happened to, I think it was maybe
Savon, bring up when Joe was saying
he was good, he didn't need to buy a ticket, he was going to
walk right into the theater because he was a celebrity
and they was going to escort him to the front
row and give him popcorn.
What happened to that, man?
I didn't attempt to do that.
Why do you want to sit in the front row anyway?
Well, no, I don't. Yeah, that's Why do you want to sit in the front row anyway? Well, no, I don't.
Yeah, that's exactly where they would put me, in the front row.
No, Rory, I bought tickets at, I probably could have got in sooner,
but I bought tickets to one of the fancy schmancy.
Ah, the ones with the full course.
Yeah, where you can order dinner and wine.
Oven roasted turkey.
So you bought a ticket for iPix.
I'm trying to.
What's up with you, bro?
I'm just asking.
But don't tell people where I'm going.
You made it seem like it's an exclusive.
It is, but don't tell people where I'm going.
I'm not saying which iPick.
It ain't but one iPick in Jersey.
What time are you going to iPick?
Shut up, Rory.
Yeah, so I'm going to go make it a whole experience.
An experience. Yeah, what's wrong with that? It's the movies, man. Yeah, so I'm going to go make it a whole experience. An experience.
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
It's the movies, man.
Oh, white people.
It's more than a movie, Rory.
It's a movement now.
Yeah.
These niggas, what did they sell?
What did they do?
Like $349 million, something ridiculous.
$269.
They broke all types of records.
Yeah.
Shout out to... Shout out to Ryan Coog types of records. Yeah. Shout out to...
Shout out to Ryan Coogler, man.
Yeah, shout out to Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan, all parties involved.
I see something about Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler in talks to have a new movie
coming about an African emperor that was apparently the richest man ever.
No.
Have y'all seen that?
I heard.
I read something about it.
Musa, Musa.
They're doing Creed 2 now, too.
They should have did Creed 1.
I mean, it was successful.
Well, that's true.
And this one might be
even more successful
with the storyline.
Well, it will 100%
be more successful.
Yeah, well, yeah, for sure.
All right, well,
I'm excited to go see
Black Panther more.
And, oh, what a night
is tomorrow.
Very busy Wednesday.
Very busy Wednesday. If you don't have tickets, get a ticket, get a ticket. Well, tonight. I'm excited to go see Black Panther more. And, oh, what a night is tomorrow. Very busy Wednesday. Very busy Wednesday.
If you don't have tickets, get a ticket.
Get a ticket.
Whoa, tonight.
That's tonight.
I mean, tonight.
Whatever.
He crucified me for that.
Yo, you got to look at the Wires cast and the alumni and what they've all done.
Michael B. Jordan being one of them.
Yeah.
They did him dirty on the wire.
Oh, Joe, did you know that Jazz was a writer on This Is Us?
Did you know that?
Yo, I saw TMZ put something out. I did not know that. That said that Jazz is a writer on This Is Us? Did you know that? Yo, I saw TMZ put something out that said that Jazz is a writer on This Is Us.
I did not know that.
And I hope it's not true because I'm going to be angry.
I'm 99% sure she was one, yeah.
Why would you be angry?
I feel like she could have got me a scene.
A scene.
You're saying what?
I'll spot you.
A scene.
You don't think I could
You had the same beard
As the father that
Yeah
Mom
Well they heard
They heard about your daredevil
Randall
I mean William
You could have been William
That's fine
You could have been William
I feel like I could be
I feel like Randall
Is still dying
Dying to adopt
I feel like he could
Adopt an old nigga
Like a 38 year old
Yo what's good
Ain't nobody adopted a 38-year-old. Yo, what's good?
Ain't nobody adopted a 38-year-old.
Yo, I rap.
Yo, I rap.
Yeah, and I podcast.
I got to text jazz.
Maybe the industry heard about your Daredevil audition and that spread.
Rory.
What's up with y'all?
Not everyone has a good audition they first though.
Maul came to my house over the weekend
and put my vibe award on his Insta Live.
Because you had it on the table.
I told you, it switches rooms.
I didn't have it on the table.
Who put that there?
Ice put it there.
Because I know the day before, that was not there.
Ice came over and said, where's the V?
Don't laugh.
Don't encourage it.
The V is part of the crew now.
We just got to accept it.
That shit definitely got to be in all the pictures from now on.
Bring that shit next week.
All right.
Place that shit right here.
I'll fuck both of you.
Somehow we've gone 45 minutes without discussing Hellrell.
Oh, my God.
Well, Maul was there, so he could probably get him.
I was in Joe's house when all of that took place.
You wasn't at the table next to him?
You're our hood insider.
So immediately when I saw Hell Rel getting dressed by the dressing.
At a restaurant where you get sesame chicken and pancakes.
Oh, man.
I immediately turned to Maul and I say, Maul, what's happening uptown?
Listen, man, this is obviously some ongoing shit.
You know, I don't know.
He responded. He said he's Gucci. No, no. man. This is obviously some ongoing shit. You know, I don't know.
He responded.
He said he's Gucci and in his Gucci flip flops.
No, no.
He said he was Gucci
and his Gucci flip flops.
No, no, no.
That's what he said.
No, no, no, no, no.
Are you just saying
he was Gucci?
I don't give a fuck
what you said.
I knew you was.
Ruger said he's good.
I knew you was going to come here and tell me what Ruger said.
I saw what he said. He put it.
Okay.
I thought you thought I was making it up.
No, I saw it.
Okay.
So now I want to, before I even get into the video, I want to get into the response.
Why do people do that?
It's the new era, man.
He got on and started talking to his phone and he starts telling me that he has on Gucci
slides and all his jewelry is real. He got on and started talking to his phone, and he starts telling me that he has on Gucci slides
and all his jewelry is real.
Those weren't even the two questions I had prepared, Hellrell.
In Hellrell's defense, he's been doing that on DVDs for 15 years.
I had mad other questions for Hellrell.
Like what?
Well, would you like me to get to my first one
and the most important at all?
I would.
Why is he in that restaurant with his family?
Yo, grandma, I got the perfect spot for Sunday.
Yo, everybody, I mean, y'all don't think I'm playing around.
Why is he at Shrimp La Grill Buffet on 1 and 9?
Shrimp La Grill.
Honestly, with his whole family.
That's how you know something was wrong,
because I looked at the video about 90 times to see who else was there.
Wasn't nobody else but Bob over there in the corner.
He's there all day.
Bob was big as hell, had the corner booth.
You could tell he a regular.
That nigga looked to the right.
You could tell that's a normal occurrence at Shrim didn't even run yeah bob got up and just politely i made 8.99 a
pound for this he said i was done anyway just paid the check i'll go ahead and get out of here
no so that is since you want to know that's my most important question why is hell rail eating
here the food's good though we got't know what the pot roast is like.
All right, so even if the food is good.
Because what if that was like a Cracker Barrel?
We can't shit on Cracker Barrel.
I hate Cracker Barrel.
But you like Waffle House.
I love Waffle House.
That shit is trash.
Waffle House is trash.
That means breakfast.
Waffle House is trash.
You're just not supposed to eat it sober.
You're not supposed to eat it, period.
Nigga, that shit is trash.
It's not good, but you can't really fuck up eggs and pancakes. Ma, don't do that. Waffle House is trash. Their grits is good. That's how you know they're not supposed to eat it, period. Nigga, that shit is trash. It's not good, but you can't really fuck up eggs and pancakes.
Don't do that. Waffle house is trash.
Their grits is good. That's how you know they're not trash.
That shit is trash. I think you're letting
the optic fool you because all the
Waffle House workers look like they just
came home. The food is trash, bro. They did.
You'll find a nice hood joint over there, though.
The waitresses? I got the people cooking.
Look at Rory.
Look at Rory trying to find the Waffle House.
You know what's funny? Now I know more trash because trying to find at the Waffle House. Hey, hey.
You know what's funny?
Now I know I'm all trash because it's a few nice Waffle Houses, like white people Waffle
Houses.
I'm talking about the food.
Like that one, if you go straight down 95, that first one that's in that obscure part
of Baltimore, where are you going to hit?
The one in Maryland.
The first one you see on 95.
That's nice.
That's a nice one.
See, Rory, I know I fuck with Rory for a reason, man.
That's a nice one.
Because you're Waffle House bound? Yeah. But what were for a reason, man. That's a nice one. Because of your waffle house bone?
Yeah, but what were we talking about
before you fucking said
the stupid shit?
I said we got to find out
what restaurant Rory was in
because it might be correct.
He was in Shrimp La Cafe Buffet.
All you could fucking eat.
He and him,
the only niggas there.
So,
I've analyzed this video a lot.
He was at the place
where it'd be Spanish people working
but they serving Chinese food.
Let's spend some time.
You know those spots.
Where it'd be Spanish people working,
but they serve in Chinese food.
That's shit.
You know those spots.
That's like Flo DeMaio.
Yeah, we just went there last week.
What are you talking about?
That's Flo DeMaio whole pitch.
That was Flo DeMaio on the video.
Hey, it's Spanish niggas serving Chinese.
And nutcrackers.
I watched that video about 900 million times
and I'm not going to clown El Rel
too much because those was men
that was pounding on him very different
from that little bee jumping that I watched
these was grown ass niggas
in there
that's one
what I will say is I mean
you're just supposed to I don't know how to quantify
this if you're from a certain area of town i assume that you have the uncanny ability
to look at people and know whether their intentions are good or bad wasn't his back to the
door no no he was he did the right thing i don't think those guys gently opened that door i think are good or bad. Wasn't his back to the door? No. No. He was facing.
He did the right thing.
He was facing the door.
I don't think those guys
gently opened that door.
I think they aggressively
ended it.
They had on all black.
They were filming.
It was five of them.
They said,
there he is.
They had masks on.
They said,
it's going down.
Everything they could have done
to let Hellrail know
drama was coming, they did. And he he was still seated i don't understand it i'm a little
confused by that sometimes but that's fine sometimes they catch you over your steamed broccoli
i think them i think they were surprised they caught him at shrimpler grill
i think they was like oh shit Have you ever spilt rice before?
You know how hard that is to clean up?
It's the worst.
You can't vacuum it.
It's wet.
That shit is horrible.
That shit is terrible.
That shit is terrible when I saw that shit.
So they walk up on him.
They didn't even power walk.
It was a stroll.
They didn't even put him on like a speed walk.
They still looked cool.
They got up close to him, had a little conversation.
And then a lot of punches
happened. He ducked
a few. I thought he actually handed himself
in that first immediate punch pretty well.
He kind of dipped with it,
but fell, and then just
hit the floor running, which sometimes you gotta run.
You gotta run.
Sometimes you do
have to run.
I'm not running because I don't have very much breath.
Let me say a few things.
Let me say a few things.
You've been saying a few things.
Proceed.
I don't know what to say, Maul.
I'm putting a bullet in your head if you try that around my family.
Yeah, that was the one thing
that I was saying was crazy.
It was with his family.
And you know what?
Let me recant.
I wouldn't need to do that.
My family is fighting.
But he was with women, though.
My mom is fighting.
My mom will stab one of these rapper niggas.
I don't want my mom fighting no rapper niggas.
I'm not talking about what I want to happen.
I'm telling you, that's mother love.
Yeah, nah.
Even in that situation, like, nah.
What'd you think?
My mom ain't the mom that's going to call the cops.
Let me just say that.
Some black parents.
I got some money in this thing putting the combo down.
Yeah, but I still don't want my mom swinging on one of them dudes.
No, don't swing.
But if you go to the kitchen.
Go to the back of the kitchen and dudes. No, don't swing. But if she opens and gets punched in her face.
Go to the back of the kitchen and get a knife, nigga.
Listen.
Ma, go to the back of the kitchen. If you getting stomped out and you happen to take a gander up.
A gander in a fight.
And see a nigga punching your mom in the face.
See a nigga punching your mom in the face is crazy.
That's crazy.
And all you have is plastic forks because you're at that spot.
That's like turning into the Hulk
because if I'm getting stomped out
and I look up
and see my mom's getting punched
in the face by one of these niggas,
I'm killing everybody.
Like, everybody's dying.
I'm getting strength
from somewhere
and everybody that's in this area
that's causing harm
is going to die.
If I see that happening,
the fight is ongoing.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Now when you leave,
we leave to be continued
we're continuing this fight that's why i don't want my mom getting in that my mom is definitely
stabbing me but so let's address some other things public service announcement to anybody
out there if you're ever in that type of unfortunate predicament, you're faster on two legs.
He was off balance, though.
Fam, the nigga was on all fours.
That's true.
Which is fine.
It could have been a slippery floor.
No, that's fine.
They may have mopped.
Yeah, someone else probably spilled the rice before.
Those type of restaurants always have wet floors.
No, I'm not mad.
I'm not mad at him being.
Shut up, bro.
I'm not. But I'm not mad at him being on all fours.
I'm mad at him for attempting to travel long distance on all fours.
If you watch the video, he tried to go from the back of the salad bar to the door on all fours.
You got to get up, man.
If you ever play high school football, that's just a crab walk.
I was surprised
that he sat down
the whole time
when they was walking up.
You had a disadvantage already
letting him walk up on you
while you're sitting down
with your family.
You got to see him
coming in there
and stand up.
All it takes is one time
for somebody to catch you
while you are seated
for you to know
to never let that happen again.
I'll just put it,
I'll put it that way.
Yeah, for sure.
Maybe this is his one time.
I thought Hell Rel was ugly enough
to know how to fight.
I'ma be honest.
I'ma be,
and Hell Rel's my guy.
Wait, what?
I'm sure this is not the first time
that he's heard that he's ugly.
Hell Rel ain't cute.
You know,
you just assume how ugly nigga got hands.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So,
so in the event, if you were a woman and thotting,
it wouldn't be with Hellro.
Well, how much money does Hellro have?
All his jewelry's real.
Oh, my God.
That's nasty.
No.
No, Rory.
All right, I was just asking.
Hellro.
You just need the callback.
No, that DM's just going to say Red.
He's going to have to unsend that one himself to feel better.
Y'all are fucking crazy, man.
So nobody else thought Hell Rail was up there.
All right, so off Hell Rail for a little bit,
because watching that clip,
I wanted to come in here and ask y'all
about the worst fight that y'all lost
or either the worst time somebody caught y'all slipping,
I already told them all my story on Saturday.
I said, you know the fight is not going in your favor
when you just start saying stop.
Yo, chill, yo, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Yo, and then you know the fight really ain't going in your favor
when he stops.
Like, yeah.
Like, all right.
Chill.
This is going to be a homicide charge if I keep going.
Y'all are crazy, man.
Y'all don't want to tell me about it?
I'm the only one?
Yeah?
Everybody's lost their fights.
I've never lost a fight in my life.
Oh, come on now.
Don't be that guy.
Don't be that guy.
Everybody's lost a fight.
Everybody's lost a fight.
I got caught with the cool, you face- face, and then they be like, nah.
They do the turnaround, but they mad fast, and they come back around.
I got caught pretty bad.
I definitely hit the canvas.
Damn.
I.e. the street.
Damn.
Nigga rocked your shit, huh?
OD rocked my shit.
Damn.
Thank God I never hit the canvas.
Come on.
You never been knocked down in a fight?
Knocked down, but that's on a tussle. come on you never been knocked down in a fight knocked down
but that's on a tussle
I've never been
hit and fall
to the ground
in a hood fight
you're gonna get to the tussle
rather quickly
and then I did the
cause I didn't get like
knocked out out
but I did the get up
real quick
and think you bout to fight
but you still
don't have your bearings
so you're like
what's up
what's up man
what's up
that's an L definitely an L the new man? What's up? That's an L.
Definitely an L.
The new kids.
It was definitely an L.
That's an L.
Yeah, they would call it.
I wouldn't get clout for that one.
No.
No clout.
Not at all.
The kids love the clout.
Do y'all care about Takashi versus everybody?
Listen, wherever Takashi was in LA this weekend,
I was not staying away from that madness.
I mean, I will say this, man.
Same Zs.
I'm cool.
He's a brave kid, though.
I will say that.
Tell us more.
Well, I mean, he said he was going to L.A.
He went.
That's a good story.
I mean, he was walking around.
I mean, I don't know if these guys wanted him to actually pull up in their neighborhood.
Why would he do that?
He's not going to pull up in these neighborhoods that y'all want him to.
He's going there to handle his business wherever he has to be to get his money and leave.
That's what he's going to do.
Right.
But I mean, I don't know, man.
It's just, you know, that whole situation to me is just a little, it's just weird.
Was he a Ducey Palooza?
No.
No, he was not.
Was he on the list?
To my knowledge
yeah i put him down plus 20 no you gotta put plus 80 that's why he ain't show up well my
my thing is this i don't i don't really want to speak too much on him and his situation because
i'm unaware of it uh but maul and i did have a rather interesting conversation about checking
in and how we feel about it so i want to ask rory and parks how y'all feel about quote-unquote checking in a big part of this takashi
thing was him saying uh listen i respect the soil that every gangster walks on all over the world
but i myself i'm never checking in with anybody to go anywhere is that offensive i'll put it in or in a non-street way you ever go to a
house party where you were not invited but you came with somebody and you would like to know
whose house it was to say hey i'm in your house just what's up thank you for having me yes yeah
i usually do that that's that's the polite thing to do it's true so i think this is the street
version and you should move that way okay so I will respond to that the way Maul responded to me when I said that.
But is it a check?
Is it to say that you are soft?
If I say that I demand that you come check in when you hit my city, am I insulting you?
Well, is it prior beef, or are you just telling me i'm just telling you
yes a tone people are human so if you say in a certain tone well you gotta remember
you gotta remember too a lot of this is because of the gang affiliation thing i don't i don't
think if if takashi wasn't gang affiliated or if you know i mean i don't think this would be
a situation where he would have to check and i I don't really know the whole how that shit go.
But I think because he is gang affiliated, I think that they're saying, well, when you come here, these are the things that you need to do.
But here's my outside looking in shit on that.
And I don't know who's real and who's not.
But everyone's a gang member now.
So why is it just specific to that kid?
I'm not a gang member.
Yeah, I didn't understand why it was specific to him.
I didn't understand that.
Yeah.
But I mean, I feel like it's a you know behind the scenes shit that i'm not aware
of i don't know about yeah i don't know but just from looking from the outside i just i don't
understand it but i'm no longer asking y'all about him i just want to know y'all thoughts on
no now if you're gang affiliated i I understand that. That I do understand.
The videos online changed the phone call.
Because everyone has been in a situation where maybe if social media was gauging it, y'all got on the phone and everything kind of changed.
When y'all had that conversation.
Yeah.
When you just have videos going back and forth with terrible tones and a bunch of your friends behind you with guns, I may
not be inclined to be like, hey bro, I'm headed to your city.
So I think the phone calls, people are much different on the phone.
Not even on like they become pussy on the phone.
People are just different when they are talking directly to you on the phone.
So with this video shit, that's why these kids are all fucking ununified.
Everyone's just doing videos back and forth and Academics is posting
it. I'm going to send this, like, Academics is
the middleman to real shit and it's terrifying.
It's terrifying.
Let me tell you something, man. I brought
Ak over to squeeze on Friday.
I saw those
awkward ass videos.
I DMed Joe.
I said, you putting in that overtime to get Trey that
placement. Oh my god. My poor baby is dissing me. I said, you put in that overtime to get Trey that placement.
Oh, my God.
My poor baby is dissing me.
I forgot all about that.
He killed you, too.
Relax.
Relax.
He did kill you.
He flipped your club. Everyone simmer down.
Yo, acting at the strip club is pretty funny, man.
He was out there just hopping around like it wasn't killers around.
I said, man, relax, man, before you get a shot out here.
My likes will block the bullets.
Yeah, relax a little bit. Shout out here. My likes will block the bullets.
Yeah, like relax a little bit.
What I will say is this. When you play the game that it seems this gentleman is playing,
and I agree with Maul that up to this point, he does appear rather brave.
But the second that someone is braver, the consequences are grave.
No pun intended.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're playing the game, you got to play by the rules of the game.
Yeah.
Is there rules anymore?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
Yeah, that's valid.
So then my question to you gentlemen becomes, for all of the attention and notoriety that he gains from this, because I was glued to where he was.
I was home and I was like, let me wait and see what Takashi's like.
Yeah, I was looking too like, all right, Takashi is in West Hollywood.
Let's go to the other side.
Let's go downtown.
Let me check, see if they get him by 10.
But for all of that, I guess my question becomes, is it worth it?
And what I mean is, you know, you have to lose money.
You have to lose money.
He's on tour.
He's had tour dates canceled for all of this drama.
And I don't know the bag that he's receiving, but as a newer artist, you need to move around.
Yeah, I mean, you kill.
And I know to travel the way that he is traveling
is cost.
I'm saying, yeah,
because even just to have
people with you,
it's going to cost a lot.
Yeah, that's expensive.
And a venue booking you
has to triple its security,
which is not cheap.
Which is more expensive.
Right.
And that comes out of your shit.
Right.
And my thing with festivals
kind of really being the way
artists are moving now
and where the actual money is,
people from all walks of life
go to festivals.
They're going to skip over on Tekashi.
Maybe a hood venue might book him because that's, you know,
the area likes that.
They're skipping right over Tekashi.
We're not letting all this energy into some drug festival.
Right.
And he's losing money there.
I know.
I just can't figure out if he cares yet because he may be getting a lot of
money from so many other places.
Well, money to him.
Because that's what it usually is.
I mean, when you start out as a starving artist and then you do get that first bag,
it feels like a million dollars.
This is the most money you could ever have.
And then you realize, wait, these people are getting booked $2 million per 15 minutes at these festivals.
All it took for me was to actually see how much money I was spending on people that weren't me.
To say, okay, let's slow this one down a bit.
Once you realize that million dollars, you're getting a third of it if you're lucky.
I mean, it's expensive.
It's just expensive.
Uncle Sam call.
And even if it's not expensive, you start showing up to doors.
But I'm talking about Last Diggit.
I don't know what's going on now because I'm trash.
But Last Diggit, you start showing up to doors with 10 and 20 niggas,
you ain't really getting in nowhere, no way.
You were.
I wasn't as hot as he is, though.
Let me throw that out there.
That little nigga might be getting in.
Nah, I would say when Pump It Up came out to what his single is now.
Nope.
You don't think so?
Nope.
I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
Y'all are correct, but because it's a different time and there are so many more consumers in hip-hop,
even if we were the same amount of hot, benefits him today.
I see what you're saying.
There's much more money in hip-hop.
There's much more consumers. There's much more avenues in hip-hop. There's much more consumers.
There's much more avenues, much more outlets.
There's much more everything today.
So it benefits
you to be cracking today.
You got to adjust for inflation though.
I think it's pretty similar.
I bet y'all are pretty
evenly tiered.
I don't give a fuck anyway.
So
Takashi was moving around. No. evenly tiered. I don't give a fuck anyway. So, so,
so,
so Takashi was moving around.
No,
but I died my year when I was 15 or so.
It was blonde.
You got pictures?
No.
Dill,
Dill had a picture until I stole it.
Never,
never to be seen again.
Yeah, I was mad bored at 16.
So Takashi was moving around.
Cardi was moving around. She looked, she looked great. So Takashi was moving around. Cardi was moving around.
She looked great.
Did anybody see her moving around?
And I only mentioned her.
I saw her at the club.
That's the only time.
I only mentioned her because there was that whole gang rumor about her as well.
Yeah.
I mean, I only seen one video of her at the club, and she had about 40 security guards surrounding her.
Looked like she was moving all right. Well she was moving smart okay so now she's not doing that
bullshit in la well let's let's take a hard turn here uh cardi's dear friend star brim
released a video containing black China.
Man, this is funny.
I don't even know if I'm prepared for how funny this is.
I watched the timeline go from Black Panther to a different Panther.
From Black Panther to Black China?
It was a whole different vibe. It was a whole different vibe.
I haven't seen it, so what's the name of the place?
Wakanda.
They went from Wakanda to China.
I don't understand how anybody fucking is complaining about Black Panther spoilers.
I've never, I don't know any other word that is Wakanda.
As soon as I see a nigga say Wakanda, I'm finished reading the tweet.
I don't know what's going on.
You're not spoiling anything for me.
Now, or what's the other one? Killmonger. I don't know a word that's Killm's going on you're not spoiling anything for me now or what's the other one killmonger i don't know a word that's killmonger that's spoiling
things if you say killmonger i know you're talking about something i haven't seen yet i'm leaving
all right so uh can y'all tell me about the worst head you've ever received
rory and i might not be allowed to partake in this but more you can right
of course
grade that head
not the bad head you received but black China's head
what's the scale
like 1 to what 10
1 to 2
I mean you're not going to get past 2
you didn't know that
that video's not going gonna be a minute thirty
you know what's funny though
everything
everything is funny
why is it that every time
a celebrity sex tape comes out
or pseudo celebrity sex tape comes out
why are we always
so amazed when it's trash
right
like do we think because it's
like a celebrity or pseudo celebrity it's
supposed to be like the most amazing sex we've ever seen because i mean all of these sex tapes
that come out to me are like trash right but it's like i expect it to be trash like i don't i don't
i don't think that i would expect it to be like an amazing sex scene they're not really producing
them but not even that it's producing it's just the sex looks like it's just not good sex you know i'm saying it's like no disrespect
to wiz or 21 but we all would feel away if an amber rose tape came out and it was trash
yeah i would probably feel you fucking right you would feel away that that would be one where i
would be like but i'm with you i never i never looked at black china and said hmm but a lot of these wondering how that is because when we judge rappers joe
i'm adding you into this even though you don't do it when they all share like the same three chicks
i used to do it i kind of in my head i'm like all right well she has to have fire because they pick
these three chicks and they're all friends and they're all dating them publicly.
They got to have fire.
No, niggas are just groupies for groupies.
That's all.
I don't never look at it and be like, oh, it's fire because these three dudes had a like.
I never look at it like that.
I'm thinking you have a good amount of pussy available to you as a rapper.
And the five, these five chicks are all being passed around and being publicly dated
they have to have
the craziest head ever
in my brain
if I was put
in a position like that
it's just the dudes
just want to be with the girl
that has made a name for herself
that's all it is
I never
I never take that to say
oh
because she's been
with so many dudes
like her shit
has to be incredible
no I just take it as
these dudes
want to be with her because she was with a dude who's more popular than he is.
So now he feels like if he has a woman in common with this dude has more clout than him, he feels like he's on the same level as this other dude.
I don't care about what you're saying.
Rape Black China's head.
I told you it was terrible.
I know, but you didn't give me a number to put next to terrible.
So one to five.
One to ten.
One to ten.
Ten being best.
Four.
Tell me why.
What was wrong?
Let's dig in here.
Pause.
I don't know.
I don't know if I, I mean, it just wasn't, it didn't, I'm thinking, I'm thinking if
it was me, I would be pleased by it.
It was sleepy, sleepy head for real.
It doesn't look like that.
It looked like she just woke up.
It doesn't look like a,
she wasn't even in prime
blowjob position.
Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
He was straddling her like,
neck.
That's a,
that was like a,
that was like a,
I'm putting my cock in your face.
Yo,
you know what's funny about that?
Time out.
Let's talk,
let's talk about that position
for a minute.
How do niggas get,
how do niggas,
how do niggas get in that position? How do niggas get in that position?
Maul, tell me.
If you're on the bed, like, and you just, you know what I mean, by her face.
You ass niggas straddling.
No, no, no.
You're losing me.
I don't know how a nigga gets there.
On the bed with your cock in her face?
You don't know how to get in that position?
No.
I've been in that position by accident reaching for the remote.
Like, what do you mean? You don't know how to get in that position? No. I've been in that position by accident reaching for the remote.
What do you mean?
That's like you've never reached for the remote and you're like, hold up, my bad.
You get that?
Then you ended up in the Boston Crab around this chick?
No.
I mean, he straddled her.
He looked like he was just humping her face.
He was on some pervert shit.
Yeah, he was trying to get his shit off.
I mean, it just wasn't working.
He had his knees on her shoulders.
I'm saying, how do you get your knees on a girl's shoulders? You're not going to get good results like that.
He was about to sit on her face.
You're not going to get good results.
I've sat on faces.
I've done that.
Me too, but it was a plan.
It was well thought out.
What I'm saying is-
No, then he politely asked her to get to the edge of the bed so he could get his shit off again.
That's polite.
Yeah. Oh, you got that far? Yeah. The second one was- He watched the whole thing? Then he politely asked her to get to the edge of the bed so he could get his shit off again. That's polite.
Oh, you got that far?
Yeah.
The second one was like a little turn around.
You are a fucking loser.
No, I had to see what it was about.
I had to see.
I cut that shit off immediately. Yeah, you have to.
It's like you have to see something.
No, you don't.
It was a minute long.
That's what I'm saying.
It wasn't even like a long clip.
He put her over the side of the bed to get the face fuck in, which did not go as planned either.
But, I mean, that's really the part.
Man, past 20 seconds, I was cool once I heard the ad-lib track.
You heard the name?
Yes.
Put all of it inside now.
No, no, no more.
What the fuck are you talking about?
He was trying to coach her through it.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You got to talk out there.
Well, I'm glad you said that.
Because then I wanted to come in here and ask y'all. Because I'm glad you said that Because then I wanted to
Come in here and ask y'all
Because I know I'm a weirdo
I want to check my own thinking
Sometimes
You know with my network of friends
Would y'all be talking?
Y'all like y'all be talking?
I'm not
During Ed?
Like y'all be like
No
Alright that's fine
That's not the
But what you
What you saying?
It depends on what's going on
If it's not you know
She's sucking her dick
What do you mean what's going on?
No but I'm just saying
What is she doing? She's not wetting up You need's sucking her dick. What do you mean what's going on? No, but I'm just saying, what is she doing?
Clearly, there's debris to that.
Yeah, you need some more sauce.
Oh, you're instructing.
You need some more sauce?
Yeah, put some more sauce.
Put some more sauce.
Put some more sauce on that.
Yeah, man.
Mo, you are not saying to a chick during head, yo, give me more sauce, please.
Absolutely, I've said that before.
You're not talking to chicks like they the McDonald's drive-thru.
I've absolutely said.
No, you didn't.
I've absolutely said put some more mouth sauce on that.
I've absolutely said that.
Extra honey mustard.
I've 1,000% said that before.
You've never said that?
No.
So what do you say?
What do you say?
Make it more wet?
Sauce.
Oh, y'all got to step your balls up.
Spit on my shit would be well before put some more sauce on it.
I mean, I've done that too, but that's like 2009.
We got to step it up.
Put some more sauce on that.
Talk to me.
What does she say?
She proceeds to put more sauce on it.
She's with the McDonald's.
I was going to say, 50 cents?
If she needs something to drink, do you know what I mean?
Drink something.
Extra.
Yeah, drink something.
Get that mouth.
25 cent extra for the barbecue.
Get the mouth wet.
Here, drink something.
Tell me about some of the other instructions here that you might say.
I'm not giving y'all all my shit.
Come on, man.
Y'all trying to steal my shit, man.
Like, nah, man.
But I'm definitely.
Wait, what you think?
I'm going to go back and be like, yo, Marv.
And Marv told me this one.
Hey, Marv.
Hey, hey, hey.
Y'all trying to steal my shit, man.
The chick I'm courting is not the, hey, I need extra sauce.
Listen, man.
It works.
You got to go with what works.
It works.
They understand.
Okay, so.
But you know why I'm mad at this whole sex tape shit?
We don't ever get an update from any Lisa Bloom case anyway.
So it's like, I watch the press conference and I be hype.
You should not ever take advantage of a woman and record her.
You're ruining her rights.
I'd be like, yeah, yeah, that's fucking right.
And then it goes away.
But, I mean, she's got to grab that publication check.
She was being recorded, though.
It wasn't like a camera hitting in the hamper or nothing like that.
It was like he was holding his phone.
All right, so this is my question.
Homeboy was recording.
Actually, you know what?
Let me not get to that question yet.
So everyone watched
the video and this was an uproar online it took the attention away from black panther right
and well you think it's a conspiracy no but fox news leaked it but here there's someone here
who did think it was a conspiracy and i'm just going to read you what Michi has to say about things. If you're unfamiliar with Michi, he is the young man who has been dating China
and has been seen with China most recently.
He is the man allegedly in the clip.
Michi says, and I quote,
First off, I've really been chilling.
that quote.
First off,
I've really been chilling.
First off,
I've really been chilling.
I don't trust nobody that says they've just been chilling.
I don't trust first off.
Yeah, or first off.
All right, first off,
I've really been chilling.
Working on my career.
When the last incident happened,
I kept quiet and I stayed low key. But this, this is now beneath me. I cannot believe anybody would stoop this low.
I stay in my lane I don't do the drama
I focus on my family
career
just about to release my project
and now
I've got to deal with my dick being
plastered all over the world
you've got to be
kidding me
you've got to be kidding me
end quote
that's Michi oh this is michi
i have a few questions questions from michi wait this is michi this picture right here
what picture are you looking at that is him that is the alleged alleged michi
and that same gentleman
Said that he can dunk on me
In sandals
So
He said that to you?
Yes
Wait when did this conversation happen?
When
This was so weird in the studio
When he was writing
Where was you and Michi at?
When he was writing for Black China
Well I was
Parks
I was gonna let it
Go first
I wanted to ask how this affected
Joe and Chyna's rollout
When
Oh Joe Berg and Chyna? Yeah Joe Berg and Chyna's a classic Well when I was Meeting up with it go first. I wanted to ask how this affected Joe and Chyna's rollout. Oh, Joe Berg and Chyna?
Yeah.
Joe Berg and Chyna is a classic.
Well, when I was meeting up with Berg to talk about Joe Berg and Chyna, our law firm.
Where this is the rollout.
Black Chyna was there and Mechie was there.
And that's when Mechie said, I would dunk on you in sandals.
And I looked at his little five foot four ass and laughed him out of the studio and said
you have me fucked up I will clothesline you to the ground before that ever occurs I don't know
what you LA short niggas I get it I get it I've been in that gym before with a guy you don't know
could jump high I get it so that's what Mich Meachie, who the fuck knew that this was you?
And who gives a fuck that this was you?
Why are you making a fucking announcement telling us that this is you?
That is my question.
L.A. niggas do something.
Not L.A. niggas.
I take that back, Whack 100.
Fucking just some niggas do some funny shit.
What is Meach talking about? I'm not going to ghostwrite that because that would be the IG Honey shit. What is Meech talking about? Ghost write that
because that be the IG honey shit.
All I do is focus on my family.
I'm never in the drama.
Meanwhile, they're always in the drama.
Meech.
That was unnecessary.
What's he doing?
I mean, listen, man.
He wanted his credit.
So what it did for Ray J.
What it do for Ray J. Shit. That it did for Ray J. What it do for Ray J?
Shit.
That sex tape helped Ray J.
How?
It did.
Ray J did a lot of shit
after that sex tape
as a result of that sex tape.
Well shit,
because he sold it,
didn't he?
Yeah.
Yeah,
he made some bread.
What did Ray J do
as a result of the sex tape?
Am I missing something?
I think he was,
musically his career
was bigger I think.
No,
he was still putting out songs
with K Slay.
I mean,
it was still,
he was still attached
to one of the,
that's what was happening.
He was still attached
to one of the biggest
things ever.
Yeah, that was one
of the biggest sex tapes
ever.
He was still being
attached to it.
Did he get the show
after that?
I don't know.
I don't know about Ray J.
I think that was after.
I believe so.
Well, I guess
probably because
this dude's face
wasn't in this
sex tape.
He was tight.
It's kind of like
with NFL players,
they always got to
let you know they
play football when
they're in the club
because they always
have a helmet on.
You don't know
what they look like.
It's kind of like
the same thing.
So you think he was
mad that he didn't
do the camera back
to his face in the
video?
Yeah.
They recorded that shit like that was some exclusive shit they was giving us.
That was definitely an outtake.
Yeah, that's my, yeah.
That's when you delete.
That's not even in the phone anymore.
That's deleted.
Because you're not getting off to that on your own.
After you nut and your head is clear.
Hell no.
I'm not using that for my own purpose. Never. After you nut and your head is clear. Hell no. I'm not using that for my own purpose.
Never.
After you nut
and your head is clear
you go back
and look at the video
like oh get the fuck out of here.
I'm deleting this.
What was I thinking?
Yeah you ain't even supposed
to post the one
that's not you going ham.
Right.
That's one.
And number two
I would love to know
how this video
got out of their phones.
Right.
They sent it to a publication.
They're sending this video
to somebody right?
They sent it.
We know how it got out the phone
we know that
we know it was sent in an email
I filed an email to my sex tape
I got to show out
at least a little bit
that shit was like
but what are they gearing up for
Meech says he has a project coming
he'll be at a D.C. Palooza somewhere
of course he has a project
he's hosting
Black China has music coming out but I think that's slowed down There's a project coming. He'll be at a D.C. Palooza somewhere. Of course he has a project. He's hosting.
Black China has music coming out, but I think that's slowed down.
Bird doesn't send me any more of those songs. Because she wants her royalties from you or something?
Her and Ian are arguing back and forth?
Nah.
Your ass cap about to be fucked up.
Let's talk about Drake.
Damn, how you get blackballed by Black China?
Oh, man, I would love to play that song right now. It gets me in such a good mood, but I don't have it. Let's talk about Drake Damn how you get blackballed By Black China Oh man
I would love to play that song
Right now
It gets me in such a good mood
But I don't have it
So I did notice
With Drake's
Oh the video
The song
Play the song
I have Apple Music
Gets me in a good mood
And title
Look at him
Trying to throw it in real quick
You heard that Lenny
The title was on my home screen
Title was on my home screen Who asked Rory What was on my home screen. Title was on my home screen.
Who asked Rory what was on his home screen?
That's all I want to know.
I haven't seen the video yet.
Let me just tell you all that.
Was it a Drake video?
No, I think that's a lie because Drake was doing all this great charity work,
and then I see you on IG Story today going,
surprise, Safari, and paid for the meal.
He had no idea.
Like, I get you was trying to do the treatment of the God's plan video.
Every now and then you say something funny, and I'd be shocked a little bit.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
It's God's plan.
Hey.
Turn this up.
I don't want to die for them to miss me.
Yeah, I'd like to be missed while I'm alive.
Good point.
This feels good.
I feel like giving back.
I only wanted to hear it because it feels good.
It's good.
All right, you know what?
We're going to spend some time on this one.
Drake is easily one of the most important artists in hip-hop history.
Never mind.
Let's hate on it.
Let's just hate.
I'm going to hate.
Yo, I ain't going to lie.
Honestly.
I was ready to give Drake his props.
But if Marlon's going to give him props, then I'm going to hate.
No, it's not.
I'm going to hate.
I'm just being honest with you.
I'm just saying, you got to really just look at his career, man.
Let's look.
Let's take a gander.
A lot of people don't have the career that Drake has.
Why are we gandering so much on this podcast?
Yo, let me hear what more about this.
A lot of people what?
I'm just saying, a lot of hip hop acts have not had the career that he's at
or the run that he's at.
I don't know if anybody has had a run Drake has had.
It must be fucking Captain Obvious Day.
I'm just saying.
I love when people are like, everybody was hating on Drake and LeBron.
No, we weren't. We knew they were gonna be fucking no no but seriously like a lot of dudes don't a lot of people really don't give that him that credit though like if you could have this
the same hip-hop talk with a lot of people they're not gonna give drake that credit more
they're not that's not true okay that's not true okay lot of, you can't fight facts.
People fight facts every day.
That's exactly what arguing and debating is.
People fight facts every single day.
Every day.
I think it goes. You fought facts.
What facts do I fight?
You fought facts about Drake before.
No way.
Oh my God.
Tell me about it.
No, no, no.
Go ahead.
Do we have sleepers?
Do you never fought facts about Drake ever?
I don't think so.
So if I am wrong.
No, you did.
You've definitely fought facts about Drake.
Tell me when.
You fought facts about Drake.
You can't keep repeating yourself in the debate.
You fought facts about Drake.
What fact?
More than one time.
Can I have one example?
Well, when you said something recently that you said
no he was like yeah it was something recently that you said about one of his his records or
the only record we even talked about from him recently was a diplomatic community
and i liked it not that right and all i said was I said was I don't think he was dissing me. He was.
Well, yeah, that was a fact.
You fought.
There you go.
I don't think he was.
I don't.
I personally do not think he was dissing me.
If he was, cool.
But I don't take it that way is all I'm saying.
He dissed you on the Black Boy shit, too, that just came out.
I don't take that as a diss to me either.
No, he was proving to you that he dissed you on Diffamata Community because he said, I told you it was cool, but I lied.
I told you it was cool, I lied I told you it was cool
But I lied
I'm sure he said that
To some other people outside
He said that to party probably
Okay but on this podcast
It was all about you
He said that to party
This is my thing
About this Drake shit right
This is an amazing video
This is a great video
I mean it's nothing to even say
But I have yet to see the video
And I have yet to hear
The complete song
It's great
But this is great It is great You nothing to even say about it. I have yet to see the video, and I have yet to hear the complete song. It's great. But this is great.
It is great.
You can't even hate on it.
He gave out a million dollars.
What do you want me to say?
Did he pay the taxes, or are those people going to have to pay the taxes?
I wouldn't give a fuck what he did or did not do.
That's a joke.
That was a, that, what a sentiment.
I mean, a lot of it was cash, so.
But it's on camera.
That's true.
You hear Parks.
You hear Parks' whistle.
This is what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is, this is what I think from Drake.
And this is, this is a little, I probably have nothing to back this.
I think this is the first time in a long time where I feel like him and his team are exhibiting real, true creativity since his superstardom.
That's what I think.
That has been one of my major beefs with him and his team and how things have looked.
Only how they've looked.
Now, he act had a conversation
with 40 a few months ago this is when i was still in everyday struggle and 40 said to act that the
next drake project he can guarantee would be the one it would sell the most the single it would get
him to a million now i don't know if I believed that when he said it.
But when he said it.
The world stops when he drops a verse.
This next album, he's going to sell the most.
Well, slow down.
Let's not jump right to that.
The last few years, the world has not stopped when Drake has dropped a verse.
I don't think so.
Well, I think his projects.
Slow down.
His projects have always sold more than the last one until more life.
But that wasn't even a quote unquote a project.
Don't get me to sounding like I'm hating.
All his projects sell.
I'm only talking about the impact in the last few years.
I'm just saying that the world has not stopped the way it once has when Drake released a joint.
I was one of those same people and I haven't bought or downloaded something in quite some time I'm just saying that if the
trend continues there's nothing for me to believe that it would not sell more
than everything else he's ever put out because everything else that's all easy
to say today and now I'm just telling you about when they said it that was
before any of this God's plan diplomatic immunity was quiet it was a little
quiet and he said it then and i said hmm with that being said let me pay some attention how they're
gonna how they're gonna do this now he also dissed you in the black boy shit when he said i've been
going since july you thought i died i've never heard that song you should listen to it i'm not
listening to that song drake's verse is great i'm sure drake is great i'm not listening to block boy
until i have a reason to listen to block boy i'm not just running to song. Drake's verse is great on that. I'm sure it is, but Drake is great. I'm not listening to Block Boy until I have a reason
to listen to Block Boy.
I'm not just running to everything
with a Drake feature.
Block Boy is not in my phone
on the aux set.
You hate him.
Maybe.
What was I saying just now?
All right,
so Diplomat Community comes out.
It's cool.
The boy is rapping.
Now, this song comes out
and Rory says it sounded
a little like some A-boogie shit.
Wait, what?
You called him the... Never mind.
The boy is rapping. That was just funny.
But go ahead. Why is that so funny?
The boy is rapping?
That's funny. What do you mean?
Why? It is funny. It just
sounded funny. The boy is rapping. You know what's
funny about y'all? It sounds funny, me
saying the boy is rapping, but y'all will
rap some lyrics from the nigga calling himself the boy,
and I think that's weird.
I think that's really weird.
When y'all be in the club, the boy got up.
I think you calling him the boy is weird.
He can call himself whatever he wants.
You calling him the boy is great.
I would follow him on Instagram if his name wasn't Shabby Poppins.
I'm from the generation where calling somebody a boy wasn't a big up.
Oh, so you didn't big him up just now.
Ooh.
I'm going to wait until y'all finish.
I'm just asking.
You said you're from the generation where calling him the boy is you not bigging him up.
Do you think that me calling him the boy is bigging him up?
Let me ask you that.
That'll tell me about your perception of things.
Do you think me calling somebody the boy is bigging him up?
Well, that's why it was funny.
That's why me and Rory laughed.
I'm asking you if that's a big up.
No, I don't think it was.
Okay.
The young man.
Is that better for you?
Okay, yes.
The young man was-
He's a gentleman.
I don't even remember what I was talking about now.
He was rapping on that.
You were talking about, you were going to say it sounded like A Boogie.
What I think you were trying to say was I was saying that God's plan,
and he's been trying to catch that drum, yoddy broccoli flow for a while, and I think he really caught it with the God's plan, and he's been trying to catch that drum, yachty broccoli flow for a while,
and I think he really caught it with the God's plan one.
That's where you were getting to.
The thing I really like about the video that I haven't seen is.
This nigga's crazy, man.
That's why I'm not saying anything this whole time.
I just want to listen to him.
Go ahead.
That's why I'm not saying anything this whole time.
I just want to listen to him.
Go ahead.
I play some happy music because Maul and Rory are making me angry.
Y'all are making me angry.
I handle my anger differently than Rory did last week when Parks and I were joking on him.
I just say some calm, soothing words, get back in my groove.
That's what you just did now the video that i like audio
that i have not seen creativity that's why i like it i like it because i feel like drake and his team
have finally sat down with each other and said what can we do new fresh and different exciting to incentivize
the people to get i'm not see see people i see a couple of rumblings about people mad at drake for
being a marketing plan let me tell you something i don't give a fuck if it is i don't care if it
is a marketing plan it's a brilliant one and it's good it's good
a good deed it's a genius marketing plan i don't care if it wasn't his money i don't give a fuck
whose money it was i don't it's almost like a hate proof rollout i and i text the group chat
immediately and i said i feel like like Drake has outchanced Chance.
Now, y'all are laughing, but on this podcast, we could document a few things.
You know, back when Chance was on his We Are The World shit, I said, damn.
Well, I thought to myself, damn, Drake's got to feel a way about this.
Drake was easily the nicest guy hip hop has ever seen.
And now Chance is outnicing him.
But that was easy to do because Drake spent a few years being being the bad guy so let me get to my next point drake is a much better
good guy than bad guy he is a much better good guy than villain would y'all agree that he's been
the villain maybe the last few years the uh the underdog the angry guy i was angry you when i
was writing views all of that type stuff yeah it wasn't that happy you know it wasn't that it
seemed it's it seems like not only is he back to that but it seems as though there was some real
thought involved some real conversations about how we can get this thing going and for me that's
monumental for me that's monumental because i felt like that was probably absent on views and more life.
And if you're reading this, it's too late.
Yeah.
I feel like the last time we've seen Drake and please don't misconstrue what I'm saying, because I do think that I agree with Maul and Roy.
I do think Drake's career is unlike something that we've ever seen before
I agree with that but after
it was a certain point where it seemed like
alright it was a lot of a lot was a money
grab the future album
so I wasn't really
feeling it I'm really excited about
this though this is great
and I still have not seen I'm probably not gonna see
the video I don't care about it you should watch it it's great
well I see people saying they cried I don't want to cry i'll cry i will cry i'll
cry like that video is this is us i mean it kind of is i felt like shit in a sociopath i thought
the whole time this is really great but i had no i never like choked up when it happened and i
actually felt really bad while i watched everyone on my timeline. That's because you haven't done a good deed in quite some time.
No, I just don't document my good deeds.
He just passed out a shitload of douce this past week.
That's true.
He did a great deed.
I don't know if that was a great deed.
We'd have to see what happened to everyone afterward to know if that was noble or not.
How was the crowd difference between the previous liquor and this liquor?
He's not going to tell us the truth.
No, no, no.
I can't really base it because it's only been one, but I will say off the All-Star shit,
it was hilarious seeing our regular consumer mixed in with the All-Star consumer.
It was like half of our regular people that always come in to dance, to party,
and then like 20%
that was like, wait,
I can't get a table. I can't get a couch.
I can't buy a bottle. I can't stand it.
Where's the sparklers at? This shit is whack.
You don't have sparklers?
No, we don't have sparklers.
Rory, truth or truth?
Do I have a choice? Yes. The or?
The or?
Would you say that you are the would you say that you are the Kyle Lowry
of the Ducey Palooza all-stars I don't know what that means that's question number one question
number two rephrase that because I'm not a basketball guy uh all right would you say you're
like uh uh when one of the all-stars gets injured, like the next guy up to bat,
would you say that's where you fall
in the Ducey Palooza rankings?
No.
I'm trying to throw you the alley
to big yourself up here
more than Chris Stiles and Loki and them.
Boy, they're the people that are on the microphone.
Yeah, but talk about you, man.
Talk about you, man.
Fuck all that.
What you do?
What you do?
I mean, fuck all that.
We be talking our shit up here, man.
Do what you do, man. Do what you do, Rory.
Chris Townsend could wait. I would say
Yeah.
I would be the
Dennis Rodman. I'm getting all the rebounds.
You fucking heard. Hey, y'all heard what he said.
I'm doing all the work behind while y'all
interview Pippa and Jordan. He said y'all pussy.
He said y'all pussy.
I'm joking. He said y'all out at the club.
I'm in the studio making all the songs you enjoy.
That's funny.
It did look like a lot of fun, though.
It's all the team effort.
We're all a great team.
Come on, come on, come on.
I don't care about this shit.
Hey, what were we talking about before Do Stay Palooza?
We were talking about something important, I thought.
The video.
Oh, the Drake video.
Oh, so Maul, now that you laughed at me for like 30 minutes do you at least see where i'm at with my reasoning i'd like to hear your response to my reasoning your reason as far
as what the drake video that i haven't seen but really being excited about the direction that he
went in oh yeah no i think it was a great idea i think it was you know am i the only one it seemed
like that that took it like he just
dug a little deeper with being creative or doing something different it's only i had i only had one
problem with the i mean it did what he did was phenomenal what it was a great gesture changed
lives i mean it was great don't come raining on a parade no no i just that's normally my job and i
refuse to do it no it's not raining on a parade. It's just, you know, I got to find something in here just to kind of say that I, yeah.
I have one.
What?
I want to hear it.
I didn't like the fact that they put the numbers on the budget in the video.
My favorite part?
No, I didn't like that.
Why?
That just, eh.
You're making a video. Yeah, but when you're doing a charitable thing, I didn't like that. Why? That just... You're making a video.
Yeah, but when you're doing a charitable thing,
I just don't like... When you're doing a charitable
thing at the end of the year, you have to report to the
government what you
donated to the taxes. No, no, no. You can do that.
Your lawyers and your accountant,
they can do that. I just don't like
broadcasting it.
Otherwise, someone could have been like,
that could have been five stacks. People are going to say that regardless.
They say it now,
and he put the number on the video
that he didn't really give that much away.
But what I'm saying is,
I just don't like when you do that.
I wouldn't give a fuck
if he gave away 50 grand.
No, I don't care personally.
I'm just saying,
I just don't like putting the number,
like just telling people
how much he gave away.
I can't believe they're doing
million dollar videos anymore.
Well, that made me want to,
well, that made me, well, Drake is getting a million-dollar video.
Word.
If anybody's going to get one, it's him.
What would be his last million-dollar video?
Shit, he had somebody's –
I'm talking about the whole era of hip-hop.
He had some expensive videos.
But wait, time out.
He didn't say that he had a million-dollar video.
He said he had a million-dollar budget.
I think that Drake has gotten plenty of million-dollar budgets for the videos.
I just think all the money may have gone to Alira or Bria.
They didn't balance that budget.
Bria or somebody.
That shit where they did the fake mobster movie shit was probably a million dollars.
I'm joking.
I don't need anybody texting me.
That was like a movie.
That was like a movie.
Nah, you couldn't get that done for under a million.
In this era with the cameras, it's not as expensive.
He was paying for film really in the old age.
He had a lot of shit going on in that video. Those guns weren't cheap. really. He had a lot of shit
going on in that video.
Those guns weren't cheap.
Yeah, he had a lot of shit
going on.
Wait, what video?
Just hold on.
We're going.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Y'all watch mad videos.
Y'all are trash.
I've never seen
that video either.
You've never seen
any of your videos?
All my videos are trash.
Why would I be watching
one of my videos?
Yikes.
To approve it
before it goes out
nah never
Corey always
shot some bulls
shout out to Corey
I'm fucking around
I think it's hate proof
I just think
I just think it's hate proof
I think it was a good deed
I think it was noble
it made me want to go out
and do some noble
and good things for people
I didn't
but I mean
I wanted to do that
you bought Safari's lunch today what are you talking about and you documented it want to go out and do some noble and good things for people. I didn't, but I wanted to do that.
You bought Safari lunch today.
What are you talking about? And you documented it.
That's true. God's plan. And you probably told the price.
I just didn't watch long enough. No, I didn't tell the price.
It was like $1.15.
Order some chicken. It's a lot for lunch.
What was the review of us?
I mean, sandwiches would just be like $10.
No one laughed a little bit at the shot when it was the family sitting on the steps,
and it looked like the beginning of a sitcom, and then Drake appears,
and everyone pretends to look to the side.
That's when I cried.
That's when I cried.
What do you mean?
Tears of joy.
Them families look real grateful.
No, I know.
Did no one laughed
a little bit
at that scene
no I didn't laugh
if a nigga
hand me
20,000
I'ma be very grateful too
I might cry
oh wait
I did find
a little bit of hate
I did find
a little bit of hate
this is what
some people were saying
they were saying
that Drake
has made
has made
damn near
his second career out of Houston, Atlanta, Vegas.
And he went to Florida and Miami to spend the money.
That's kind of fucked up.
Drake done been in Houston for the last 10 years.
He started a whole Houston festival.
He probably could have did Houston.
He did Houston Day to go to Miami
and give the money away.
That's phony.
Well, he has a strip club
in Houston
that he gives money away.
Yo, every time
I'm trying to crack on Drake,
you shoot him bail.
No, I'm just saying
he has a strip club.
Get your facts
the fuck out of here, man.
He has charity.
That's charity.
But make jokes with us.
He's fighting a Drake fact.
Make jokes with us.
That's a Drake fact.
That you're fighting.
Yeah, he's spending money on the strip club.
That's charity.
That's giving back.
Do you care that Hov spent $100,000 at some place and they kept Instagramming the receipt?
You a new fan.
You a new fan if you think Hov just started spending $100,000 at the club.
I was just impressed by the tip.
Oh, they put that in already.
Hey, wait a minute.
That's one of those new age music elitist disses.
Yo, you a new fan.
You a new fan if you ain't know.
If you think that just started.
But wait, I did see people
passing around his receipt
like it was a big deal
and I was confused.
Like, why was that a big deal?
I waitress.
People have never seen
a receipt for $90,000.
They've just heard people
pretend to say it.
I've never seen a receipt for $90,000. I've just heard people pretend to say it. I've never seen a receipt for $90,000.
I ain't about to get excited about it.
It was a tip.
But people don't understand that that tip doesn't just go to one person.
Yeah, but he didn't even tip 15%.
I didn't see anybody saying it was cheap.
How shitty would you have felt if you was the only person in that club without a bottle in your hand?
Like you just looked around and everyone had a bottle
and the bill was 90 grand for 75 bottles you know it was funny there was 60 people in the club
and you didn't have one hove don't really strike me as the guy that's drinking oh like wine back
to back to back to or anything back to back to back to back to back i'll give you my theory
off air because
in contract,
I can't speak bad about it.
No, but you know what though?
I wasn't trying to speak bad about it.
A lot of those bottles
he gave away to on the club.
Yeah, that's what I was getting to.
I would hope he was.
No, that's what I'm saying.
He was the one guy
without the bottle.
No, they passed
a lot of those bottles around.
Would y'all ever do that?
How rich do you have to be
to do something like that?
Like Hovritch?
To buy $90,000
worth of alcohol.
If I were an example
of somebody,
I'd probably pick Hovritch.
Like, oh yeah, Hovritch.
I don't even know
if I had that money
if I could get myself
to do that shit.
I mean,
yeah, why not?
Let's have a good time.
I mean, if I had it,
I could definitely do it
if I had it.
I would do that.
I know you the nigga made me go spend all that money on Bernice.
I didn't make you spend anything.
Whatever.
I just said stop standing there not spending.
Huh?
What was the tab?
Oh, no.
We talked about this.
Was it 20 grand or something?
Come on.
Don't make me angry.
He didn't spend 20 grand in a night.
No.
Oh, okay.
20 grand overtime on Bernice.
20 grand over three.
Now I see why you mad about the green.
20 grand over three nights for me
Was the same as
20 grand
That's a lot
That's a lot of money
That's a lot of money
Three nights
You was wildin'
For the bartender
That's crazy
And I wasn't even about to fuck
And I never said do that
I just said
You 100% said do that
I said stop going to the strip club
Sitting at the bar
If you're not spending
You look weird
Why?
Did you get a bottle out of it?
No
It wasn't about me drinking More than only negative Like why I care about looking weird But this was years ago You drank that Sitting at the bar if you're not spending. You look weird. Why? Did you get a bottle out of it? No.
It wasn't about me drinking. More than only negative.
I don't care about looking weird.
But this was years ago.
You drank that.
Yeah, but not a whole bottle.
Yeah, that's when you had the love handles.
No, I'm not going to have a whole bottle for myself.
I was just telling this nigga, stop acting like a weirdo going to the strip club sitting
at the bar just looking at everybody smoking hookah on his phone.
But he does that to this day.
That's weirdo. I was at the bar. I was just at squeeze with him. Sp his phone. But he does that to this day. That's weird.
I was at the bar.
I was just at squeeze with him.
Move and let niggas that's spending money spend money.
Move.
Nigga, take that weirdo shit in the back somewhere.
I mean, you're right.
Take that weirdo shit in the back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
How is he right?
You're sitting at the bar not spending money?
You can't sit at any bar not spending money.
I'm famous.
Now you're famous.
I was famous then. Nigga, you ain't famous. You wasn't sit at any bar and not spend money. I'm famous. Now you're famous. I was famous then.
Nigga, you ain't famous.
You wasn't famous then.
No, no, I'm P-list back then.
No.
You were on TV, yeah.
What do you want me to say?
X-list is still famous.
But you still can't go to, I was just saying.
You're not C-list.
Okay, so if you're famous, that's even more of a reason why you can't go to a bar and just sit there and just not, in a strip club where everybody around you is spending money and you're not doing you're just sitting there.
But why do you have to spend money because everyone around you is spending that strip club etiquette?
OK, why do I have to?
Because you're in a strip club, just like if you're in somebody's house, you have to have etiquette.
I don't have to tip the strippers if I'm sitting in a strip club at the bar.
If I'm just you do.
No, the fuck I don't.
Then move.
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is it a strip club where they're in the center of the bar? Yes. Yes you do no the fuck i don't then move no wait is it the strip club where
they're in the center of the bar yes yes i mean man that's like sitting at the stage move exactly
the conversation we're having now is exactly what led to strippers versus bartenders because in new
york plenty of niggas sit at the bar the bartender invites all of their phone index they come we tip the bartender only the
stripper tries to take the money from her and that's how they fight that that you were in new
york when the strip club culture changed but that's not what it was with you though oh i always
hit my bartender i've always hit my bar it wasn't like you were sitting there spending a lot of
money whoa whoa now you're changing the content i gotta spend a lot of money. Whoa, whoa, now you're changing the content. I got to spend a lot of money. I'm tipping my bartender.
I didn't drink.
I'm ordering a fucking Coke.
Yeah, man.
And then you're sitting there for three hours.
I think I'm a gracious.
So?
So if other niggas is in there to spend money,
the bartender would want you to move.
They would want you to move.
I'm not saying anything crazy.
The bartender would want you to move.
Well, when they ask me to move is when I will move.
But I don't feel like-
To avoid all of that, don't even sit there.
What type of classism shit do you want?
Why?
Well, Moe, you act like you don't know.
I used to go to strip club at 11 o'clock when nobody was there anyway.
Yeah, but I'm just saying, if you're going to be sitting at the bar, you shouldn't be spending money.
That's all I'm saying.
I never said spend $20,000 or whatever the fuck you spend.
All right.
Well, I agree to disagree, but let's keep it on this similar topic at least.
It's Rihanna's birthday yesterday.
She turned 30.
I did not know that Rihanna was only 30.
Rihanna's 20s were better than all of our 20s.
And that's fine.
And that's fine.
Where does she rank on the 20s list?
It's high. Wait, what do you mean
the 20s list? Who did their 20s the best?
Nobody beat Rihanna. You got
Beyonce fucked up.
Talk about it. Beyonce's 36.
Six years ago, Beyonce. Beyonce got married
at like 21. Mall is wrong.
Mall is wrong. Beyonce
did not have a better 20s than Rihanna.
What's wrong with this nigga?
I disagree.
What's wrong with you?
How can you disagree to that?
So Destiny's Child, none of that shit was bigger than Rihanna?
That was teenage years.
You talking about music?
We're not talking about music.
No, no.
She was in her 20s in Destiny's Child.
And she was on fire.
She was winning Grammys, selling out.
We're talking about the whole thing.
Yeah, the whole package.
Yeah, Maul, knock it off.
What about the whole package?
Knock it off.
Rihanna looked like she had a lot more fun in the 20s.
In her 20s.
Yeah.
She did her 20s better.
What are y'all talking about?
What do you mean what we talking about?
We're not talking about sales.
Fun.
Everything.
Whose 20s would you pick between Rihanna and Beyonce?
I am picking Rihanna.
Well, you already said you were going to say Rihanna.
Beyonce has been married forever.
Oh, okay. So now I see what you're saying
I'm saying in totality
You've been married in your 20s
Rihanna's been a
I thought he was
Somebody as far as
Success
Oh no
Hell no
That's what I thought
He was saying
The whole picture
The big picture
Oh okay yeah
No
I don't think Beyonce
Bodied vacations
The way Rihanna did
I mean maybe Madonna
Madonna don't want no smoke With Rihanna did. I mean, maybe Madonna?
Madonna don't want no smoke with Rihanna in her 20s.
Rihanna had the best 20s, man, ever.
But that's not even what I brought this up for.
Nah, sure.
I brought this up because when I was in awe. Britney Spears?
Cher was married, too.
Britney Spears was married, too.
Maul was bald and barefoot in the bathroom.
Maul, stop it.
Maul, stop it right this second, for real.
LeBron?
I don't know, man.
I can name a bunch of niggas.
I can name a bunch of niggas that was lit in the 20s.
No, he's not.
The only nigga that's going to beat Rihanna is LeBron.
LeBron's been married since he was fucking 17, too.
Word.
I have a response.
Kobe?
But I will not say it.
Kobe caught a rape charge in his 20s.
Oh, no.
He was in his 30s then, right? No, he was in his 20s. Oh, no, he was in his 30s then, right?
No, he was in his 20s.
Yeah, but that could have
been exciting for him.
Kobe?
Eminem?
I don't know if it was the same.
Eminem probably had a good 20s.
Yeah, but I'm still not going.
I'm going Rihanna
and then LeBron.
50?
No.
50 was like 28 when he came out. I don't even know what we're arguing.
I don't know what we're arguing, but Rihanna and LeBron win this.
But I didn't even bring up Rihanna to talk about Rihanna.
Rihanna is, you know, nothing can be said about Rihanna.
We love Rihanna.
And happy belated birthday to Rihanna made me think of the mythical list that only a chosen few are allowed to be on.
We've talked about this list before on this show.
Do you gentlemen know the list I'm referring to before I go further or no?
The mythical list?
I thought you said mystical list, which is going to get really weird.
mystical list which is going to get really weird but well mystical is probably in the predicament he is because he found a few young women that he felt were on the mythical list that he probably
should have left alone in his 20s twice well no allegedly y'all are fucked up but no that's not
what i'm saying uh you know the list come on i don't know the erica badu oh the rihanna
the mythical box list yes that is what i'm saying oh so my like if rihanna's sex tape came out and
it was trash i would be really really really distraught yeah distraught yeah i wouldn't go
into my yeah that would be that would be depression we're gonna need a day off yeah
might need a couple.
Okay, well, while I was thinking about this very mythical list,
I had a question.
And I would come here and ask you guys this question,
but before you laugh me out of the room,
I would like you to at least think about the answer. And my question is,
And my question is, is Jordan Sparks the next inductee to the mythical list?
And here's why I'm saying this.
We remember a few years ago, Sage the Gemini was looking a little bipolar after Jordan left him.
I remember that. He was he was suicidal poor caitlin
i'm just telling you what was going on with sage back then he was really sad i ain't paying no
mind because who the fuck is saying so was caitlin so they were a great two niggas wait all right whatever but now so jordan sparks left whatever she was doing
and she met some nigga and she got pregnant and she's pregnant right so on instagram she posts
it's a boy we have so much to be thankful for and this is definitely at the top of the list
uh then she added the baby daddy i don't know what she's saying. At whatever, whatever.
He's going to have a little mini-me running around.
We can't wait to meet him.
We love you, little man.
Now, Jason Derulo commented underneath.
Y'all remember I was asking about Jason Derulo, right?
Wait, what happened?
Go ahead.
No, just a few months ago.
I was like, where's Jason Derulo?
Let's mix a song for him.
What's he doing?
He's touring for millions of people.
Jason Derulo commented underneath and said, I wish that was my boy.
Hashtag, all my songs are about you.
Yo.
You don't remember the fire bar that Derulo gave her in one of his songs?
No.
He said, the only time I need a spark is when I have a blunt.
Oh, my God.
Yo, he's so corny, man.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who are we talking about?
Jason Derulo?
Oh, my God.
You think he's corny for real?
Jesus Christ.
Is he cool in London now?
You know how you can be corny someplace?
I don't know.
Cool somewhere else.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That'd be a thing though.
Yeah.
Hashtag all my songs are about you.
Yo, what is happening at Park's house?
That's Jason Derulo.
That is Jason Derulo.
So my question is, all right, so Jason Derulo saying that, don't just automatically put
Jordan Sparks on the Mythical Box list? No. No. No. That might just put the Derulo. So my question is, all right, so Jason Derulo saying that, don't just automatically put Jordan Sparks
on the Mythical Box list?
No.
No,
he just saves the Gemini
wanting to kill himself
because Jordan Sparks
left him.
Don't put her
on the Mythical Box list.
Those two,
I think,
will do that
with just about any chick.
Sage and Jason Derulo.
Fam,
the nigga commented
under her pregnancy post with her child's father and said, I wish that was my child.
It says something.
That don't put her on the mythical box list.
How do you hashtag after that?
He's a con.
That don't count.
I don't know.
I know really nothing about Jason Derulo.
One of y'all got to fuck Duran Sparks now. I'll do that. I know really nothing about Jason Derulo. One of y'all got to fuck Jordan Sparks now.
I don't do that.
She's pregnant.
One of y'all got to fuck Jordan Sparks now.
No, later.
Jordan Sparks was hot.
Y'all laughed me under the bus when I said that.
Wait, what'd you say?
When I said Jordan Sparks was hot, y'all laughed me under the bus.
I'm still going to laugh you under the bus.
Jordan Sparks, she's very pretty.
No, she is very pretty.
I only ever felt a funny way about Jordan Sparks when she had asthma, but the song No Air was out.
See what I'm saying?
It's only him, man.
Why is that funny?
Why is somebody having asthma fun?
Wait, y'all don't listen to the words of that song.
Now I got to play the song.
Wait. Y'all don't listen to the words of that song. Now I got to play this song. Wait.
Y'all don't listen to the words of this song.
Oh, should I play the fucking acoustic version?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, Barks.
Give me some.
Oh, that's me.
All right.
You ready for this one?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
All right.
Here we go alright here we go
here we go right here
come on
tell me how I'm supposed to breathe
with no air
how you gonna come in with oohs
how many takes you think
it took her to ooh with asthma
she had a nebulizer in the studio.
Look, she already talking about dying.
This is a love song.
Y'all don't hear this differently?
Look, losing you is like not being able to breathe.
It's something she can relate to.
This is tragic.
It's personal writing.
Chris Brown shouldn't be on no song where the bitch can't breathe. I don't know.
Do we have sleepers for the week?
Was that your sleeper?
No, we don't.
We don't have sleepers.
No, that was not my sleeper.
Yes, we do have sleepers, but we're not at sleepers yet.
I don't care about what... Oh, Chris Rock special.
It's out.
We saw it.
We saw it.
Yeah, we did.
We saw it.
We saw it.
We all saw it.
Now tell the truth.
I hate when y'all...
I have an unpopular opinion.
Everyone hated it.
I didn't hate it.
I thought that...
I was intrigued.
I didn't laugh the way I usually laugh out loud to Chris Rock's special.
He lied!
I was intrigued the whole time.
I watched it twice.
He said some real shit in there.
Yeah.
It was like an interview.
Yeah.
It wasn't a comedy special.
Yeah, Joe hate.
The actual comedy of it was not really there.
Never, ever said nothing about it.
I liked it.
I liked it.
I didn't think it was hilarious. Which is the unpopular opinion because everyone was killing it on Twitter. I liked it. I didn't think it was hilarious.
Which is the unpopular opinion because everyone was killing it on Twitter.
I liked it.
He said some real shit in there.
Yeah, I liked it.
Trash.
Nobody wants to tell the truth.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, what's trash?
Why was it trash?
It was trash because, unfortunately, Chris Rock's name is too big to do a one-hour special
and it not be chock full of great content.
I thought the content was great.
Yeah.
If you were to say jokes, maybe.
I agree.
Well, no, because all Chris Brown, I mean Chris Brown,
all of Chris Rock's stand-ups are it's jokes with some talk
and some commentary
and some views
and some perspectives
and political, you know.
I never expect Chris Rock
to go out there
and just joke you to death.
That's not who he is.
This was even,
it looks like there was
a blatant attempt
to be even more laid back
than he normally is.
I think that this was like
a more personal stand-up for him.
I think he was revealing
stuff about himself. What did he reveal about himself. I think he was revealing stuff about himself.
What did he reveal about himself?
Well, he was talking about his divorce.
He was talking about being addicted to porn.
He was talking about...
He did the new cool rollout.
Said he cheated.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It was like a personal, but he was making jokes about real life shit.
About having to go to court for custody and all of that.
I mean, it was more of a personal thing. Yeah, not being able to miss people court for custody and all of that. It was more of a more personal thing.
Not being able to miss people.
It was cool content. It was a more intimate setup.
I mean, Chris Rock
used to get by on shock value
a little bit.
Wait, when did Chris Rock get by on shock value?
He used to say offensive. At the time,
the shit was offensive. Now it's kind of
hard to offend people.
Now you can't offend. Everything is offensive. I don't think that's to offend people. See, being offensive Now you can't offend everything.
Right, yeah, exactly.
I don't think that's the same thing.
I don't think being offensive
and being a shock person
is the same.
I get how being offensive
can be shocking,
but I don't think
that's the same thing.
So maybe it's not
the right terminology,
but I think the gist of that
is accurate.
I think that it's hard
for Chris Rock
to go out there
and say some crazy shit because there's so much crazy shit that's been for Chris Rock to go out there and say some crazy shit
because there's so much crazy shit that's been said.
But he doesn't need to say anything crazy.
I agree.
He dragged that.
Alright, forget about it.
Let's get more specific here.
There were quite a few jokes he dragged
a lot longer than they needed to be dragged.
The audience seemed like they felt the same way.
That is unfamiliar to me
watching a Chris Rock special.
Chris Rock is Chris Rock because he knows when to end it.
Chris Rock's bits are much longer than most comedians.
He repeats himself a lot in all his specials.
His bits are long.
Chris Rock is not a quick...
That is not responding to what I'm saying.
I'm not saying that Chris Rock doesn't have long bits.
I'm saying that some of these bits he dragged longer, a lot longer than they needed to be dragged.
And if you needed some hint of that, look in the audience.
Listen to the audience.
And that's fine because I love Chris Rock enough to watch it anyway.
But when your special is only an hour, you don't have 30 minutes to fuck around and that's what i felt he did throughout well that's what i'm saying i think
this was more i don't i mean it was a special stand-up but i think this was like uh just a
personal intimate thing i don't think he was trying to make this like his last one where he
was in seven different continents like doing this shit like this was like an intimate i don't even
think you can afford to play like that because netflix seems to be making stand-up uh from comedians they're one of their
main business models so i feel like every other week there's a brand new special out by a few
different comedians uh cat williams special just came out that was real funny my unpopular opinion
that was probably a little bit funnier than some of these other popular comedians
that we see specials
from out there.
I don't know.
I just,
I expected a little more.
Yeah,
Cat Williams was funny.
It was.
Cat Williams shit
was hilarious.
I didn't get a chance
to see it.
And I guess we didn't really,
I didn't expect him
to be that funny.
I hadn't seen him
in quite some time.
Chris Rock,
he always gets that luxury.
I don't care if I haven't
seen you in 15,
20 years.
I'm assuming.
Yeah,
I mean,
he's comedic royalty,
so.
Yeah.
He's the greatest stand-up
to me,
personally,
ever.
Man,
Monique,
go ahead and get your money
from me next week.
If they ain't gonna go ahead.
My only gripe
with the Chris Rock shit
was the tambourine callback
and title
wasn't as impactful
in the stand-up
as I thought it was gonna be.
Yeah,
it wasn't.
Like,
naming it tambourine
and you called it back twice, it wasn't like, I was like, to be. Yeah, it wasn't. Like, naming it Sanmarine and you called it back twice,
it wasn't like,
I was like, all right.
Yeah, it didn't hit
It wasn't exactly what it was.
It didn't hit as hard as I thought.
It didn't deserve the title name.
As Dave Chappelle's
Kick It Right in the Pussy.
Like, that was,
like, he,
that punchline was crazy.
Yeah.
That was a good punchline.
And not only that,
but he was,
the way he did it was saying,
like, this is how good
of a comedian I am.
I'm going to tell you
what the punchline is
and then come back to it.
Like, that was dope.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
Y'all were trash.
I enjoyed it.
I thought it was alright.
We're saying the unpopular opinion
because everyone was saying
it was trash.
I liked it.
You want us to lie?
I enjoyed it.
I watched it twice.
It wasn't hilarious.
A lot of his jokes
were kind of dated.
Yeah, but it was still enjoyable. No, I liked it too. I watched it twice. It wasn't hilarious. A lot of his jokes were kind of dated. Yeah, but it was still enjoyable.
No, I liked it too.
I liked it too.
It just wasn't what-
It wasn't hilarious.
I was expecting from Chris Rock.
It was different.
It was probably too laid back for me.
That's my critique.
Even from how he was dressed.
Even from his shape up.
Get his shape up.
Get his shape up.
I think that was Chris Rock at his shape up best.
I think that was the best the barber could do.
Chris Rock.
I think when you reach a certain age, the shape up is kind of like, man, whatever, man.
Just clean me up.
Let me get out of here.
Go back to my kids.
You pushing 50, the shape up game is like, you don't really care about the shape up.
No, now what everyone is doing, and I envy you guys. I'll say it.
You guys that are able to go get the shape up,
but it still look like you just had a rough week.
I see that's the new trend.
And that's what Chris Rock did.
Because he was shaped up, but still looked like his hair was going through like laundry day.
That's like a style.
That's how Steph Curry looked every game.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
It's the Steph. It's the Steph. That's how Steph Curry looked every game. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's the Steph.
It's the Steph.
That's not the Steph?
It's the Steph.
Yo, why does Steph
and LeBron always act
like they don't want
to talk to each other?
You seen them at half court?
They spoke.
Yo, Maul talks to all
the players behind the scenes
but can't never reveal
to us what they talk about.
Like, how you know
they spoke?
They spoke at half court.
They had to mic'd up.
They show what they said.
But I mean,
it's competitive.
I like not acting like you cool.
I like that shit.
Let's talk about
being competitive.
My son has a diss track
about me.
Everybody coming at you.
Everybody.
Is it out?
It be your own family.
No.
No, it's not out just yet.
He wants to go back and change the lyrics.
He wants to tweak a few things.
Yeah, I don't think he expected that great reaction that he got.
Now he really want to go in for the kill.
He's like, oh, they like that ball?
He's like, well, I got more of those.
So I wanted to ask you guys, number one, how you felt about this,
if you felt anything at all.
And number two,
how I should,
how I should go about handling this as a,
as a dad and as a former MC.
Get those stems for me.
Yeah.
Parks has to make sure that shit is mixed right.
Cause it sounded,
it definitely sounded rough on that snippet.
I heard move music one,
which I mean,
maybe that's the look,
that's the look you were in feel
he was going for
to try to really
steal Joe's swag
because he did
flip your flow
pretty effortlessly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks, Roy.
So I hit him today
and I said,
hey,
well, no,
first of all,
he hits me over the weekend
to say,
hey, dad,
can me and my friends
come over your house
and record music?
In my head, I thought,
you're going to record your Joe Budden disc record at my house?
Fuck you.
And he's going to film it.
Yo, look where we at right now.
Yeah, yeah, you got to watch these kids, dad.
You know what I mean?
I don't know how they're moving out here now.
This pussy upstairs right now.
Yeah, I got to protect against that.
So I told him no.
I told him no.
And I asked him to send me a copy of the song so i
could hear it before the streets oh you pussy and he told me it he couldn't do that he said dad i
can't do that it's not finished i'm gonna change more he said i gotta go change some lyrics
and i said all right cool so i have this snippet here In case
No one's heard it
It took me a while to realize
That this is over my beat
Yeah
Yeah it's over the
Luffy beat
I don't know
What do y'all think
I should do about this
I called him and asked him
What he thought I should do
Whoop his ass
Beat his ass
Like fuck him up
Hell yeah
I can't do that
No I'm joking man
I can't do that I've'm joking man I can't do that
I've dissed everybody
My whole career
Yeah you just gotta
Take this one man
Including Trey
Including him
He's just old enough
To respond to
Yeah yeah
I know so I guess
That's where I'm going
With this
Can I clean him up?
Like can I
Can I clean my son up?
No you're not
Cause he would really
Feel some type of way
I don't know if you're
In lyrical shape
That's the thing that I heard
Lyrical shape to fuck
With Trey right now
Like get out of here, man.
He's young.
He's hungry.
Let's hear this boy.
When you drop this on FBA, I didn't understand.
Why you balling in the streets and I'm just watching for the stairs?
Watch my father on the TV screaming never broke again.
Watch some everyday struggles happening within the fair.
You gotta eat that.
No, I gotta grudge, old nigga.
We flesh and blood, old nigga.
No, if he kids or puss
Old nigga
Yeah I think my dad
Is nuts
Old nigga
You claim you care
But I'm not giving a fuck
Old nigga
Old nigga
You screaming NBA
Never broke again
But we bro
I'm in the stands
I mean damn
You supposed to be my man
Trey got you out of here
Cleaned you right up
I heard a punch in I heard a punch in
I heard a punch in
Look look look
I definitely didn't
It was a rough
He told you it wasn't tough
Yo fam
If you 16
Punching in my nigga
Yo
You don't want no smoke
Right
Yo
If you punching in
What you gonna do
With a real MC like me
My nigga
Yo listen
Joe is the only
Who has his son's
Yo is there
Has there ever been
another rapper where his son has put out a
diss record against his dad?
50 Got One coming?
I'm not talking about Who Got One coming. I'm talking about
that it's recorded and done.
That we heard.
We don't know what Blue's feeling like.
What Blue is feeling like.
So you are the first.
I don't know.
When I saw Redheaded headed kingpin's daughter
At one of my shows
She didn't feel the greatest
About their relationship
There's plenty of hip hop kids
Angry at their dad
Is what I'm saying
But you are the first
For your kid to
Get in the booth and spit
I told Ice and niggas
About ten years ago
That this diss track was coming
Oh I mean yeah we had to know that
trey was gonna this is dad doesn't have anything out no he likes it there okay my kid likes me too
this is this is where it's confusing for me all right let me let me let me tell you what i think
if i'm listening to these lyrics here there's some balls in there too he did word he sounded good
wordplay when you drop this on nba I didn't understand why you rolling in the
streets and I'm just watching for the stands.
Watch my father on the TV.
Well, let me tell you. What I will say, Trey,
is I was broke during the
I was, yeah, Trey.
Daddy lied. Smoking mirrors
in the music business, kiddo. He was saying never broke again
from this point. Yes, from this point forward, we'll never be broke.
But you know, listening to this song, now I see why.
Because I was confused.
The judge definitely brought NBA up in court.
And I was like, how's the judge hip to NBA?
But hearing this, this little nigga must have seen the video
and went and told his mom
and she went and told the judge.
So now,
he's,
he's venting about it.
So this is hilarious.
Only you, man.
I like it.
So I called him
and asked him
what I should do.
And he said,
Yeah,
and he said,
respond.
Woo.
And I was like,
nah,
you trash.
I got you right. Here, put that in there, respond. I was like, no, you trash. I got you, Roy.
Here, put that in there.
Pause.
Yeah, I can't respond to my kid.
Yes, you can.
I don't know.
I didn't know if I should have an intervention with my child
or if I needed to call Parks and tear his ass up over a beat.
I don't want to do that.
I can't do that.
I mean, he's replying to you already tore him up in the verse that he's flipping.
Ooh.
You know what y'all should do?
Y'all should do like styles and kiss, like back and forth, but like Trey asking questions.
That'd be kind of dope.
That'd be hard.
That'd be hard right there.
I just did that with Surf.
Surf is not your child, nigga.
Yes, he is.
No, he's not. Yes, he is. No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
Surf is a grown-ass man.
What you talk about?
I told you I still have my son.
He's my guy.
I'm talking about your kid.
Oh, you mean like my real biological child.
No, Surf is too dark.
Yeah.
We're not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
Why not?
I'm not responding to my kid.
I'm not responding to any of these people.
But boy, he does sound good.
This nigga's scared.
I think he's scared, too. He does sound good. This nigga's scared. I think he's scared too.
He does sound good, but he's talking about fruck.
He fucked the fruck up.
It was not done yet.
It wasn't an aggressive.
Then why'd he put out the snippet?
He's going to get in with Parks.
Parks is going to clean all that shit up.
Hey, Trey, get that shit mixed, man.
Don't be like your dad.
I never got nothing mixed back in the day.
All right, so I have a few interesting stories to share with you guys.
Interesting story number one.
Ray Carruth.
Are you guys familiar with that gentleman?
Yeah.
Ray Carruth is scheduled to be released from prison soon.
How?
And because that's 18 years.
Shit.
He did 18 years, and he would like custody of his child
when he gets out.
Not happening.
I'm just telling y'all what Ray Carruth wants,
and I wanted to know what y'all thought about
wanting custody of the child you tried to kill
along with his mother.
Not happening.
Isn't the kid 18 anyway?
If he did 18, yeah.
Would have to be close to 18 I would assume
What custody could you have?
Well I guess
The grandmother raised the child
So I guess she has custody
Y'all are saying past 18
You don't need custody right?
I don't think so
I think you still have it though
Really?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know how that works either
I fucking ran away from home at 14
His son might be a thug now He might smoke how that works either. I fucking ran away from home at 14.
His son might be a thug now.
He might smoke his pops.
You trash if you never ran away from home.
Let me throw that out there.
If you just, anytime your mom said,
if you don't follow the rules, you got to stay.
And you just stayed.
I ran away for an hour and got hungry.
Yeah, but that's real.
That's what you got to do. You got to leave, come right back,
just show them it can happen.
Show them it can happen. Run away for an hour and come back yeah uh yeah they didn't even know you was going uh so y'all don't think that's gonna happen
ray caruso's not getting cut oh no uh okay i didn't think that was gonna happen either uh
what else happened that was interesting uh that was funny that one oh shit, shit. Darn it. R. Kelly. R. Kelly has been evicted from his Atlanta homes where he was kidnapping and abducting and holding people hostage.
Government back at it again.
It'd be your own government, boy.
Got to find a new closet to be trapped in.
Wait. What? closet to be trapped in wait no air is back that damn Jordan sparks what I'm just saying, you can't step in a room if you're evicted. Hey.
You know what I mean?
When I was 15.
Yo, these artists be ruining my childhood, man.
Oh, yeah.
The shit they do later on, man.
Well, my theory is all of the people that we loved before today, like a while ago, we got it.
They got to ruin their legacy in the future.. We got it. They got to ruin their legacy
in the future.
Like all of them.
They got to build Cosby themselves.
Bill Cosby,
Joe Paterno,
list goes on and on.
Figure it out.
Only people that are safe
are Morgan Freeman
and fucking Samuel.
Chill.
Knock on wood.
There's going to be something
about them tomorrow.
Think they're going to take
Morgan from us.
They're going to take Morgan from us.
His explanation, though,
that voiceover would be hilarious
if he got caught doing some creepy shit.
Maul, do you give a fuck about,
do you care about Rick Pitino and
Louisville losing all their, whatever they
lost, all their records, their championships,
their vacating everything?
I'm not
really sure what happened there at all.
Well, they were saying
That they gave kids money
And shit like that
Oh everybody's
Giving kids money
That's why to me
They just
They got caught
You know what
You can't get caught
But that's why
That's why to me
It's like
The NCAA is just
It's corrupt man
That shit is crazy
How do you get caught
Doing the right thing
And get in trouble for it It's legally corrupt America's corrupt Yeah but that shit But it's like come man. That shit is crazy. How do you get caught doing the right thing and get in trouble for it?
It's legally corrupt.
America's corrupt.
Yeah, but that shit,
but it's like, come on, man.
Y'all making all this money
off these kids, like,
you can't give them something?
Let them get a Kia.
Yeah, like, what's the problem?
I don't understand, man.
Let them get a Kia.
Yeah, help his family out.
His mom has to take
public transportation
for three hours,
and her son is one of the biggest
athletes in his school.
Patino's just looking out.
Bringing in millions of dollars
for his university.
He's doing the right thing.
He can't give his mom a car?
Like, come on, man.
No.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
No, you can't.
Those are the rules
and regulations
and that's how it goes.
That's crazy.
Here's an idea
I haven't thought through
at all.
What if you gave them
the money after they graduated?
Like, accumulated some form of money?
Why do you niggas keep calling me?
Man, I do my podcast the same time every day for three years.
Man, get off my phone.
Oh, shit.
Shut up.
Get off my phone.
What the fuck is Brandon talking about?
Oh, shit.
It's crazy.
It's Tuesday again. Yeah? Oh, shit's crazy. It's Tuesday again.
Yeah, again, it's Tuesday.
My phone going off.
I'm mad confused in the photo.
What are we talking about?
You can say, okay, get off my phone.
How do you answer and say, get off my phone?
Because my phone keeps ringing and I'm trying to talk to y'all.
Yeah, because shit is crazy.
Get off my phone, Brandon. It's crazy how you keep calling me back and forth and I'm trying to talk to y'all. Yeah, because she's crazy. Get off my phone, Brandon.
She's crazy how you keep calling me back and forth.
Nigga, do this podcast in peace.
Want to keep calling me during mine.
Grassroots in peace.
Tell me what we were saying before Brandon called.
We were just coming up with a solution.
Yeah, one that I didn't even think through yet.
What if they got their money after they graduated and you got to graduate to get the money?
Well, usually after a pro athlete
of a college athlete graduates he becomes a pro if he's that good so i know but a lot of a lot of
those kids a lot of those kids raised are part of raising a lot of money for the school but they
don't go pro oh it's a month oh those but even not even the even the guys that go pro they deserve
that money or and that gives them an incentive uh to graduate and not go straight to the league
even though the league has way more money than I'm sure the college would give.
The problem is they need the money
while they're in college.
Yeah, I know.
I'm just thinking of a solution
where you're not completely
robbing a kid
of what he's making you.
They just need to pay kids
to go to school.
Yeah, they should
at least be able to pay
their family.
Yeah, that's...
Give them an allowance
or a stipend or something.
Yeah, like a couple thousand dollars.
No, they give you a stipend
for $100 to eat for the week.
Fan.
When you're on the road.
Nah.
And, Mo, I know you're a Laker fan, and this has nothing to do with nothing.
That fucking, what's homeboy's name?
Larry Nance Jr.?
That dunk was trash.
He's not a Laker anymore.
He's a Cavs.
I know, but you was in there rooting for him.
Like, yes, used to be a Laker.
Let's go.
I wasn't.
Rep for the Lake Show.
Used to be a Laker. Get's go. That wasn't it. Rep for the Lakers. Used to be a Laker.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
That little throw the ball on the backboard where I got to wait and see the replay to
know if you ill or not.
I'm cool, my nigga.
And then he kept repeating it.
Yo, you saw what I did.
Yeah, we seen it.
Whatever.
That was dope, though.
That shit was hard.
Nah, that shit was OD hard.
No, it wasn't.
He's 6'10".
So what?
It was still dope.
That's hard?
Yeah.
Come on.
He doesn't have that much time.
That was dope.
That was dope.
That was dope.
Yeah, you guys.
Joe.
Press was such mediocrity.
See, that's what I'm saying.
That's why celebrities can't be judged.
Joe has never done that in his life.
But I've dunked.
But you can never do that.
Have you ever dunked?
You barely.
Have you ever dunked?
You was a barely dunking ass nigga.
Have you ever dunked?
He got his fingertips on the rim.
Like, you was one of those dunkers. Joe dunked at
Duncan touched the rim. Yeah. They bring the hoops down
and Licken Park, they got another separate court
where the hoops is lower. That's what Joe's talking about.
Licken Park. He dunked on eight. He's making it seem like
he was windmilling it and all that. You ain't never
windmill. You ain't never
windmill. Wait, that's the diss?
No, I haven't windmill. That means you can't really
dunk.
That's for real. If you can't windmill, you can't really dunk. That's for real.
If you can't windmill, you can't really dunk.
Every dunker, any nigga that play ball will tell you that.
If you can't windmill, that's not a real dunk.
Maul, you and Chloe and all of these athlete friends of yours.
Chloe's his athlete friend?
No, but she's there when they're toasting.
Maul just said with a straight face, if you can't windmill, you can't dunk.
That don't tell you he has better friends than us?
No, I'm just saying.
If you have a million dollars, you ain't a millionaire.
Yeah, if you don't windmill,
that means you ain't really jumping.
Maul, I can dunk a ball without windmilling.
Have you ever dunked, period?
No, I haven't.
But I'm never judging a dunk contest.
You sitting here telling me to dunk,
that was dope as whack.
If you never dunked a ball, my nigga,
we can't have this talk.
What? What? Nigga, you can't have this talk. What?
What?
Nigga, you ain't never
in-game dunk on nobody.
Yo, more keep adding mad words.
I don't care what you did.
In-game dunk is different than a...
Yeah, he in the park by himself.
I definitely had bullshit dunked on.
Joe has to travel to dunk.
You got to travel to dunk.
What, today, now?
You mean right now?
Right this second?
Yeah, you probably right.
Well, you can dunk right now?
Hell no.
Yeah, I'm not wrong with that.
I could probably dunk one hand.
No, not on a broke foot.
No.
But before I broke my foot, 100% I could dunk with one hand.
No, you couldn't.
Last time we went to 80th Street Park Surf,
someone dunked with one hand.
Niggas have seen me dunk.
They'll see me dunk.
Call Surf right now.
Niggas have seen me dunk.
And say what?
Have you seen me dunk?
If Jeff saw it, he's got footage. Have you seen me dunk? If Joe saw it, he's got footage.
Have you seen me dunk?
I'll hang up on somebody.
They call me.
Get off my phone.
I'm about to dunk this call, nigga.
Get off my line, man.
Have you seen me dunk?
Get off my phone.
Have you seen me dunk this call?
Let's see.
What else is funny?
Oh, okay.
Dip from my call.
This is helpful to all you cheaters out there.
Elon Musk has a way to get us from New York to London in 25 minutes for the same price as an economy ticket.
Here's my issue before we even tackle that.
Why can't MTA hire Elon Musk?
I can get to fucking London in 25 minutes, but I can't get from 59th Street to downtown in less than an hour.
We're using Elon Musk the wrong way this early in his career.
We need to hire him for MTA.
The China bus could be a little bit better.
Like, why are we skipping over all this shit to go right to the fucking rocket ships that get me to London in five minutes?
I wasn't listening at first, but Rory's making some good points, man.
I got to hit the air.
Like, have you gone through the Lincoln Tunnel ever?
The China bus.
Like, what?
The China bus is kind of trash, but it will get you from Canal Street to Sumter, South Carolina for $45.
That's expensive.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a dollar.
$45.
No, actually, it's like $25.
Yeah, it's a dollar.
Wait, y'all still take y'all's?
I never get on. I just send my little brothers and them. Wait, y'all still take y'all's? I never get on.
I just send my little brothers and them.
Y'all still be taking the China bus, though?
No, nigga.
No, but I would.
I just put family members that aren't doing as well on the China bus.
I'm not too good to the China bus.
I like to talk about my humble past.
I'm like, all right, have a good trip.
I'll meet you there.
I'm going to fly in.
Taking a bus to South Carolina is fucking crazy.
No, but some people say it's swag.
No, it's not.
Some people say that's swag.
Who says that's swag?
That's like a 32-hour ride.
Yeah, because don't get the China bus with mad passengers.
You stopping at every block.
You stopping at every university along the way.
And that shit be smelling a little funny then, but you picked it up on Canal.
What did you expect to happen then? So I took the local from D.C. once and stopped through every part of Baltimore and fucking
PG County.
That bus driver was putting a stamp down.
That bus driver was giving out samples all throughout Baltimore.
Did Tekashi catch you when you were out there?
No, this was pre-Tekashi.
Pre-Tekashi.
It was God's plan.
Before God's plan got me there. You don't think that was God's plan. He didn't. Pre-Takashi. It was God's plan. Before Takashi.
God's plan got me there.
You don't think that was God's plan? That was God's plan.
Rory is safe.
Yeah, man.
Had I done that now, who knows?
He's dumb, man.
Don't listen to Joe, man.
Don't listen to dumb for saying God kept you safe.
Don't listen to Joe, man.
Yo, what the fuck is Moe talking about?
That was God's plan.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
All right, let me see what else here is funny.
Famous Dex chain
who cares
young thug
changes name to sex
do we care
wait where you read that
I think if anybody
we thought would change
they name to sex
it would be young thug
oh wait
speaking of
this reminded me
of a little tidbit
I meant to share earlier
wait think about his name
he doesn't put much thought
young
alright I'm young
I'm a thug
I always go with young thug
alright I'm done with that this is whatug. I always go with young thug.
I'm done with that.
This is what we do now.
I mean, I can make jokes with you here because I agree.
But, I mean, when I heard that shit, my first thing was, ain't it?
Young thug is on the clock.
Not as far as going away.
I don't mean he's going to disappear.
It's over.
That's not what I'm saying.
He due for something.
Well, he just put out.
It hasn't been a year yet since he put out.
No.
I thought it was.
It ain't been a year since he put out Beautiful Thugger Girl.
I don't think that really had the effect that he meant for it to have.
What else has he put out recently?
Has it been a little quiet? The verse is not like
In any full length projects
He got my favorite verse
On More Life
When Blac Chyna's
Head tape came out
And I only thought of this
Because Young Thug changed his name
Lil Uzi Vert
Added Blac Chyna on Twitter
And said hey
I think it had an emoji in there too
It did
My very first thought was he's young
little uzi is exactly the person that should be the recipient of that head
wait what
what if there was one person in the world where would see that head and say, where's that at?
I could see it being Lil Uzi, is what I'm saying.
No knock on him.
China was going to put up with a knock on him.
I was about to say something so crazy.
That's knocking him.
You can say it.
What happened?
Oh, that's crazy.
No, nothing, man.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I hate when you do that.
I hate when you do that.
It's funny, but it's crazy
No come on man
It's a podcast
Alright pause
Pause
Pause
Pause everything I'm about to say
Chyna was giving that nigga head
Like his dick stink man
Like she didn't really want to do it
Like he probably needed to shower
Like his balls was a little musty or something
Yeah but that's a common thing
You know
What?
Musty nuts?
This podcast is about to take a huge left.
What you mean?
All right, I forgot.
I've lived with malls.
I know mall takes nine showers a day,
even in the winter.
No, but what do you mean?
Mall is a little too clean for no reason.
Hold on, but listen.
Let me ask you something.
So niggas is straddling chicks like that without the wash up?
Yes.
That's crazy.
You deserve to be on death row doing some shit like that, man.
Nah, you got to see what this chick is about.
What?
You got to wash your ass before you pull that move.
That move right there is like I'm fresh out.
I'm talking about having a dirty ass mall.
I'm talking about the little crevice between your balls and your thigh.
That could be a little yummy.
Not fresh out the shower.
The taint.
What?
The taint.
The taint.
Yes, Sparks.
Yes.
You got to try to shove it in her neck and face area.
You got to wash your ass before you do that.
No, you don't.
Y'all niggas is.
No.
Let me just ask y'all something.
So y'all niggas is doing that move.
Oh my God, I hate this nigga, man.
Without the wash up?
Yo, Mo, this cool shit is over, my nigga.
What are you talking about?
You the last cool nigga on earth.
That's not cool shit.
That's considerate.
Shut up.
Wash your ass, nigga.
Mo, I've been having clean balls
in front of eight bitch nos
and still single.
Shut up, nigga.
Wash your ass, nigga.
Shut up.
I'm single by choice, bro.
Oh, no.
That's a choice.
Trust me, that's a choice.
So you ain't never been taint?
I ain't never been what?
Taint.
What do you mean I've never been taint?
What do you mean?
What is that?
What is the slang you're using?
That's not slang.
It's a word.
I've never been taint?
The taint refers to the area.
The older.
Yeah, but that sentence is the same.
Just not the freshest, not so Johnson and Johnson-ish.
Oh, yeah, but I'm not pulling that move doing that.
Oh, but you ain't got bitches, though.
See, I can't even go at him because it's not fair.
If you never got hit with the tank crevice, then dogs.
You never been to a festival.
Yeah.
You never been to any Palooza.
Sorry.
No, that's fine.
I do be thinking that shit, though, within my own group.
Like, yo, I know everyone in here is wild musty,
and y'all got these chicks in here,
and they just came from there, and I know they wild musty.
Yeah, it's like, watch your ass.
Oh, please.
What's she going to do?
Say that?
What's she going to do? Say that? What you going to do?
Say, hey.
Do you mind?
Yeah.
Chicks have 1,000% taking showers in our Airbnb after.
Man, wash your ass, man.
I don't give a fuck what we do.
Wash your ass before anything jump off.
I'll even turn the hot water in the tub, let you bake a little while.
Get all that nasty shit.
Nah, I don't need you.
Wash your ass.
Yo, go sit in there for a little while. Don't even sit in it. You got to stand up and wash that while get all that nasty shit Nah I need you wash your ass Yo go sit in there
for a little while
Don't even sit in it
you gotta stand up
and wash that
Kill all that back
Wash that ass
Sucking dirty dick
does a little something
I don't think
I don't even know
What?
It's just adrenaline rush
it's like fucking in a hallway
like ooh somebody might see
like ooh she might smell this
Yo this nigga is crazy
it's a dirty dick
I'm not
wait see I didn't say nothing about me more.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
It's certain bars you can't ride unless you lived it, B.
You lived that.
That ain't a third party story, B.
You lived that.
That's not my bar.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Those are not my bars.
No, you can't do that.
You a dirty nigga?
I'm not.
You a dirty Jersey nigga?
It's a dirty Jer. I'm not actually going to call it dirty Jersey. You know what's funny? I'm not. You a dirty Jersey nigga? It's a dirty Jer-
I'm not.
I'm not actually
wanting to call it
dirty Jersey.
You know what's funny?
Quite the opposite.
I'm not even
the biggest head guy.
I don't give a fuck
about this shit.
That's not a thing.
What, head?
That's not a thing.
You're not even
a real thing.
That's not a thing.
That is a thing.
I've never smelt
a nigga's head.
I don't want no head
right now.
What?
No nigga has ever
turned down head.
Head? You ain't turned down no head. You saw the? No nigga has ever turned down head. Head?
You ain't turned down no head.
You saw the China video.
He didn't even turn that down.
You not turning down no head.
You'll sit through whack head.
No, I won't.
Shit.
I don't know.
You might.
You might not sit through it.
You're not going to turn it down.
That's the difference between you and I.
Or most men.
It's not just you, more.
It's not just you.
Listen to me.
I know that men put a lot of stock into head.
I know that.
I know that.
And that's great, but we've had this conversation a lot.
I may have even said it here before.
My unpopular opinion is at least 75% of chicks don't know how to give head.
I mean, that's true.
With that said, and just follow me.
I'm not rolling with that number, but go ahead.
65?
No.
I might roll with that 75. Oh, wait no it's you're not going lower than 65 percent tell oh you're fucking 2018 never mind
never mind if you think that no but get to your point ain't no point if you think that more than
65 percent of chicks know how to give head because then I would understand you thinking I'm crazy
saying I'm not a head guy you if you think that all those chicks give Tiana whatever head uh what's
the uh porn star Tiana Trump Tiana whatever head uh what's the uh porn star
tiana trump tiana trump head and that's how you feel then yeah of course that sounds crap i don't
believe that at all that's exactly why i think that number is low because i think chicks now
see all of these videos and chicks sucking dick and they try to i don't mean they're good at it
though you are crazy but they at least try to emulate it yeah that's even worse yeah but i
mean first of all that's the worst when they think they're going wild crazy.
It's like, all right,
you need to relax.
75% is wild, though.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I might roll with that.
No way.
My worst case scenario is 55.
Seven out of 10 women
don't know how to give head?
Yeah.
Not rolling.
I am not rolling with that number.
No way.
No way.
Yes.
No way.
Give good head.
Yes.
Good.
Give good head? Yeah, we're talking about good head. Good head. I'm not rolling with seven out of 10 women. No way. Like good head. Yes. Good. You give good head?
Yeah, we talking about good head.
Good head.
I'm not rolling with seven out of ten women
don't know how to give head.
Good head.
I'm not rolling with that.
Ten women line up in here right now,
seven of them don't know how to give good head?
I think all ten are going to think they know how.
Especially if you don't have a rapport.
But that's why it's a slippery slope
because all women think they know how to give head.
Nah.
I'm having a man conversation. Maul, I've seen you. I've heard women say they don they know how to give head. Nah, I'm, I'm having, I'm having a man conversation.
Well,
I've seen,
I've seen,
I've seen you ask,
I've seen for seven years,
your very first truth or truth question be on a scale of one to 10.
How is your head?
And I,
they've,
they've never said less than nine.
Yeah,
but they've never said less than nine.
And we've never found out.
So it's like, I don't know.
I don't know.
But that's what we're saying.
They might really give good, great.
I don't know.
I've never.
What are the chances that fucking.
I'm just saying I don't know.
So you don't know that all chicks think they give good head.
I can't say.
No, I'm not saying.
The chick that came through and bit your fucking helmet off for fucking 20 minutes straight.
Thought she gave good head too.
Wait, what?
Yeah, look.
Now it's wait, what?
What are you talking about? What am I talking about what because you never got bad head i'm assuming no hell yeah all right so in bad head a chick has
definitely come over and put her teeth marks on your penis so you're telling me you're gonna sit
through that because head is so great you're gonna sit no no i've i've tried to coach her
like you are a fucking mutt i ain't got to see you gonna teach a bitch how to swim and how to
suck dick i'm not doing none of that.
I'm not doing it.
I'm going to learn him.
I'm not learning nothing.
If you don't know how to do it,
you don't know how to do it.
You got to do it sometimes.
Oh, please.
There's only so much
you can teach that fake rapper shit.
Like that fake rapper,
I'm not sitting through no whack head.
You have nothing else to do.
The studio's closed.
Your dick's out.
You're not on tour.
Your dick's out.
Nigga, sit through some whack head
or at least teach her.
Never.
But I think there's only so much you can teach them.
No head will always be better than bad head.
Always.
This nigga got bad head.
It will always be bad head.
You must have had a mangle.
This nigga must have stuck his dick in the cheese grater.
I feel you, though.
I feel what you're saying.
I feel what you're saying.
I really do. Listen, bro. But to say I'm not I feel you, though. I feel what you're saying. I feel what you're saying. I really do.
Listen, bro.
But to say I'm not a head guy is crazy.
I'm not a head guy.
It's not a real thing, bro.
It's not a real thing.
But that is a real thing.
That's not a real thing.
That is a real thing.
I know that that is unbelievable to you, gentlemen.
But there are men out there who are not predicated on what you do to sexualize on head.
So if you knew a woman gives great head and she wanted to give you head
you'll turn and you'll
be like nah I'm cool?
No.
You wouldn't do that?
No.
I would want some of it.
Exactly.
So that's proving my point.
So you're a head guy.
You're a head guy.
I would want some of it.
You just don't want bad head.
Right.
I don't think nobody
wants bad head.
Yeah.
You don't want bad head.
That's why we're saying
You can't play both sides
of the fence.
You just chastised me
for not sitting through
bad head. So now you're for not sitting through bad head.
So now you're saying no guy wants bad head?
I'm saying that some of y'all...
No guy knows a girl that gives bad head and says,
I want to keep getting that head.
No, but you teach her how to give good head.
Yes, they do.
That is a lie.
You niggas have definitely gotten bad head from a chick and called her back.
You did.
Why?
Now lie to me.
I slam a name on this table like the Big Joker, nigga. Go ahead and lie to me. chick and called her back you did but you're trying to but you're trying to teach her how to
name on this table like the big joker nigga go ahead and lie to me but you're trying to teach
her how to give good head though no i'm not i'm an adult i'm not teaching no chick how to have sex
oh man see see it's that rapper shit i'm not all right cool and no it's not because i know plenty
of rappers that are teaching women how to have sex exactly i am not i know plenty of men that's
doing that i'm not doing that all right my time is a bit more valuable to me than to teach some chick how she should be sucking dick.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
You got it.
And I have had some mangle jobs.
Every man has.
Every man.
But that point doesn't refute anything I'm saying.
Every man is not
a head guy because the nigga will take great head or good head don't make him a head guy
all right so what does that mean so when you say well i'm about to i'm about to uh uh i'll give you
an example a tit guy what does it mean when we say someone is a breast man. It doesn't mean they like good breasts.
Right?
Okay.
Well, to their standards.
That's good titties to them.
It depends.
An ass man.
When you say somebody's an ass man,
that don't mean they like the great asses.
Like, come on.
What are y'all talking about?
What does that mean?
Forget it.
I'm asking.
What does that mean?
To them, it's a good ass.
Right.
Meaning to head.
That's good head for you So if somebody is saying
They're an ass man
Normally what I take it to mean
Is that they prefer ass
Over everything else
Like it's a pretty eye on their list
So if somebody is telling me
That they're a head guy
Then what do you prefer it over
Because if you're asking me
If I would have a choice
between head and sex,
I'm going sex and pussy
every time.
Of course.
Yeah, I mean...
It's the number one goal.
So when you say a head...
I don't understand what y'all...
But a head guy...
All I'm refuting here
is y'all saying
there's no such thing
as a guy who's not a head guy.
That's the only thing
I'm refuting.
Y'all dancing all over the place.
I don't think that's a real thing.
That's all I'm saying.
I have a theory, too.
I think men that love
overly voluptuous women,
like with stupid big asses
and stupid big titties,
I think a lot of dudes like that
are like borderline gay.
Joe's going to fight you.
No, but Joe's dead slim women.
I'm talking about dudes
that are only like,
they need the stupid big butts
and the stupid big titties.
I think, I do.
I think they're
trying to make up for they're trying to show you i like women but it's like though you really like
i don't see that yeah i don't know i do i think i think i think something now but i think somewhere
in there that's a guy trying to like prove that he likes girls bomb you don't have to prove that
you like girls if you like girls the black china head right that specific head that we watched tell me exactly what you three gentlemen would do to receive that head
i would do no no i don't understand i want to hear what y'all would do i would switch positions
would you go out of your way to receive that head?
Hell no.
I'm asking what you would do to receive that head.
Nothing.
No, I'm not going out my way to receive that head.
No.
But if it just popped up in the crib one day, you take it.
I mean, if it's like my first time getting with her,
and that's what happens, I mean, that's your first time
getting that type of head from her.
No, if you know that the head is of that caliber is the pussy
good and it's a wednesday night you're a little lonely no if you're a blowjob connoisseur you're
never even getting head and expecting much from that position why would you be straddling the
chest and throwing the cock on the lips and expecting amazing results if you were a head
connoisseur you wouldn't That's a terrible position to receive
head in. Well, that's why
I asked how did they even get there.
And Maul said,
you get that way by looking for the remote.
I don't know where Maul's remote
be.
Behind the headboard sometimes.
Oh, that's true. It'd be behind the headboard sometimes.
Oh, I see a little move
there. You dropped the remote. Hold on, I gotta charge my phone. That's true. We'll be behind there for some time. Oh, I see a little move there. You dropped the remote.
Hold on.
I got to charge my phone.
Pardon me, ma.
I got to get that.
The outlet's there.
Hey, didn't see your mouth there.
For sure.
For sure.
That came on on all my VHS porns.
That particular song.
Like when she let the pizza guy in?
Joe, you've been blocking porn way too long, bro.
No, I just search for the porn with intricate stories in the front.
Oh, my God.
The one with the pizza guy where they cut the hole through the pizza guy?
Yes, yes.
Did you order a sausage?
Oh, man, that one is excellent.
The hole in the pizza.
Maul definitely put a hole in popcorn at the movies.
Maul definitely put a hole in the pizza. Maul definitely put a hole in popcorn at the movies. Maul definitely put a hole in the popcorn.
All he tried to do to suck a shit, reach his hand, and at the same time, when they got to Wakanda.
That's what I tried to do.
Like, oh, it's your Wakanda.
Oh, it's your hand too?
Now, speaking of head, a good friend of mine came over over the weekend and he told a story that I found to be a bit unbelievable. But I know it was true because he wouldn't lie to me.
Maul heard the story as well.
I told my friend I would protect his anonymity, but I did want to share this story with you guys so i could get your opinion and this this gentleman was telling us about some head he received
do you remember this story yeah well can you tell him i don't want to fuck it up i just want to talk
after the story the head he received i didn't see that's what he did with his is this a story about
one of y'all that we're just saying? No, no, no, not at all.
A friend of mine went and got some white girl head.
Okay.
I had a conversation about this this past weekend, too.
So tell your story. White girl head, in all the urban legends that I've heard, is different head.
It's different head.
head it's different it's different so he said he went to see this young lady and she began to give him head and somewhere in the middle wait no what did she say help me more while he was because i
was i was blown away by this part i didn't even understand he just said while he was getting the head Because I was blown away by this part I didn't even understand He just said while he was getting the head
Oh got it
Got it
So while she was sucking his dick
Boy I was blown away by this
While she was sucking his dick
She was rubbing his foot
Against her vagina
Shoot
Okay
And then she inserted
a few of his toes
Wow.
inside of her vagina
and then
she took it out
and she sucked herself
off of his feet.
This chick was nasty.
He said she was
an older white woman
and he said
that this was easily
some of the best
head he's ever received.
I was blown away by this.
One, because I was
blown away that he would fuck
a chick who's been putting feet in her pussy all
her life.
All her life.
Putting the pussy is crazy.
That was telling to me, number one.
He kicked on the pussy.
Why he had his socks off is what I'm curious about.
That's a really good point.
Y'all fuck with your socks on?
Hell yeah.
Well, depending who it is.
Well, are y'all home?
It doesn't matter where I am.
Oh, shit.
I'm barefoot in the crib.
Socks on in the crib.
Yeah, nah.
Not till then.
I'm not just taking my socks off.
Not till I'm going to sleep.
It's got to be a little intimate.
Yeah, not till I'm going to sleep.
I was amazed that he was into that, number one.
And number two, I was amazed that there was a chick that's giving that type of head.
I was amazed that at his age, he was still into that type of sex.
I'm amazed that that's a type of sex.
I don't want to have that type of sex no more.
I'm not going to knock him.
That's never happened to me.
So I don't know what I would do in that situation.
I'm cool, my nigga.
I might let it rock.
Don't put my foot in your pussy.
Don't put my foot in your pussy.
Don't put my foot in your pussy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
Hey, if you guys are listening to work, I want to apologize for the vulgarity.
Some of y'all hit me on Twitter.
Yo, I'm laughing out loud.
I'm about to get fired, and I be feeling bad.
Don't get fired, but I'm not sticking my foot in no chick.
That's crazy.
I've done it before. What? J fired, but I'm not sticking my foot in no chick. That's crazy. I've done it before.
What?
Joking, though.
It was like, wait, wait.
You was doing a bit?
Just to see if I could get that shit off.
You've never role-played, but you've toe-to-toed a chick?
You're not sticking your big toe in a chick.
Joking.
Oh, my bad.
Ha, ha, ha.
It's it.
You got it in there, right?
It's kind of wet.
I know.
It wasn't inside of her.
It was like, you know, she was laying in.
A little kick in the pussy.
A little clip massage with the big toe?
Not just kick in the pussy a little bit.
I just stepped on the pussy a little bit.
That was all.
I don't want the type of sex that a chick is putting my foot in their vagina.
Yeah, not in vagina.
I'm not a big foot guy.
It's over.
Foot and sex isn't really a mix to me.
It's not high on my list at all.
Listen.
No knock.
No, no, knock.
No, no, it is a knock.
It's a knock.
Knock twice.
Already during sex, I got to fucking put my hand on my fucking heart to check how it's beating.
What the fuck do you think I would do if a chick
just put my foot in her pussy?
I would look at Sin like,
man, if you don't keep my foot.
Have you ever seen
this gentleman's feet before?
No, but shit,
he's like 6'3",
he gotta wear a 12.
Ain't like the bitch
that's putting a 9 in her pussy.
That's a big toe.
And you know this nigga be wearing bootcut jeans.
So now how you gonna let a nigga
in bootcut jeans
put his big toe in your vagina?
I'm judging both of y'all.
I'm cool.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
That's just how I'm feeling.
And I want to know
what sneakers he had on that day.
Was it the beginning of the day
or the end of the day?
How sweaty was the foot?
You know the nigga had on some
Nike boots
Did he say if he fucked afterwards?
No
Put your foot in a woman
I'm assuming that you had sex afterwards
I don't know if I would
I'm not
I'm not, I'm leaving
I'm leaving
We were just having this conversation at Airbnb this weekend about the myth.
I mean, I'm a little younger than y'all.
The myth of white women and them being the greatest at head.
I've not experienced that.
I think black women have been far better at head in my life than white women have.
But I know that's like an older thing.
So I'm speaking from my generation and everyone my age agreed off rip and said, I don't know where they get that theory from. I want to have this talk with you, but I know that's like an older thing. So I'm speaking from my generation, and everyone my age agreed off rip
and said I don't know where they get that theory from.
I want to have this talk with you, but I'm afraid.
I'm afraid too.
So I won't.
You ain't getting me, buddy.
No, sirree, Bob.
What I will say, though, is at least,
probably about, what am I?
Damn, I'm 37?
Yikes. Oh my God. Just kicked in. Oh, Jesus. probably about one of mine damn I'm 37 yikes
I'm gonna die
just kicked in
hell
Jesus
when I was 22
though
and I live in
Secaucus
I had some
really wild
Italians
don't think
that the Italians
is not wild
no Italians are wild
Italians are wild
but Italians are white
so that counts
right
yes they're in the white oh and it's Italian she introduced me to Special K I was like what are you taking is not wild. No, Italians are wild. Italians are wild. But Italians are white, so that counts, right? Yes.
They're in the white category.
Oh, and it's Italian.
She introduced me to Special K.
I was like,
what are you taking?
Bitch, get out.
Special K.
Get out.
Get out and give me my foot.
Give me my foot back.
Hey, what the hell?
Maybe you put my foot
in your ass next time.
You got this Special K
on my toe?
Put my foot in your ass next time. Got this special K on my toe. Put my foot in your ass next time you come over here.
Italians are wild.
Italians are wild.
That's all I'm going to say about it.
I'm getting away from that conversation.
It's going to scare me.
I think we talked about everything somehow.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got to foot sex.
Did you guys?
We definitely got to foot sex.
I think that pretty much.
I think we covered everything.
Let me just run over my topic sheet here.
Topic sheet? Yeah.
You mean the text message?
No, I wrote it in my notes.
Let's see here.
Yep.
I don't give a fuck about anything else.
Yeah, we covered everything.
Oh, shit, real quick.
And I'll only say this because I was wondering for the last few months what happened to that Joanna the Scammer girl, dude, or the character anyway.
I know last VMAs, he was there.
And then I hadn't seen him all year.
He was there, and then I hadn't seen him all year.
So he put a clip out saying that he's absent, and he's not doing Joanna the Scammer anymore for the moment because his mother is dying of cancer.
So he would like to, you know, be private.
I respected that.
I respected him even telling us.
So prayers go out to Joanna the Scammer and his family.
His name is Brandon, so let me address him by his real name.
Prayers go out to Brandon. Is that who called you?
No.
Huh?
Is that who called you
and said,
get off my phone?
You said Brandon.
Unknown.
No.
No, that was my friend Brandon.
Gotcha.
This was Joanna,
the scammer I'm talking about
if you'd listen during the podcast.
You said
his name was Brandon.
Let's see what else here.
I could talk about
hell all day.
Oh, okay. Keisha Cole.
They've announced
Keisha Cole's leaving
Love & Hip Hop.
I'm only telling you guys
because if I didn't,
you guys wouldn't know.
She only said five words
last season anyway.
So I could have told you
she wasn't coming back.
She got the bag, though.
Wait, I didn't watch
Love & Hip Hop last night,
but I looked at Rocky's timeline
and seen Webb
watching himself get cursed out. Did you watch night oh nice to go rather yeah but I was
falling asleep but I did see web blackout on Bianca I called him today to
make sure that he was okay I didn't I never saw him with veins popping out of
his forehead so I just wanted to make sure that he was safe and sound I called
some Safari to to check on him after he did the Patrick Swayze go scene with
juju and he was building clay
and making pottery barn shit
he's making sure
everybody's alright
that's not swag
no
no
how long before Cam
and Safari start beefing
uh
how long
yeah I thought
they was beefing already
oh I didn't know
I don't keep up with that shit
man I don't like rappers
I know you shouldn't date
no uh
chick that a nigga love for
10 years like shortly after and i'm and i'm not gonna say they're dating you know that's probably
you know that's probably storyline love and hip-hop shit so and cam would probably know that
i don't think cam thinks they're dating yeah but it's still a bad look for him you're not even a
real nigga if you don't fucking send threatening
texts to your ex. Or say that
I wish that baby was mine.
You're not a real nigga if you don't send
threatening texts to your ex.
I'm rolling.
Not threatening like abuse, but
threatening like, yo, that nigga, did you fucking
him?
You have to send a text to let her know that you know who she's fucking
you got to yo that's crazy you ain't never did that nah yes you did i've never i just answered
you no i feel like you do a lot that you'll never admit i've never you think you mean to tell me you
think i've texted a girl my one of my ex-girls and said yo that nigga you dating that nigga you
fucking like i'll fuck him up?
No, I don't think you ever said that.
I think you implied it.
I think you definitely texted Chick and said, word?
Nigga, never.
I've definitely sent a couple word questions.
Definitely texted Chick, like, word him?
No.
Wow.
Wow.
Why does this nigga think I'm a clown?
Wow.
Word.
Okay.
I mean, Chris Paul, cool, but him?
He don't even start.
Mole is that guy.
Never.
All right.
I think we covered everything.
Shout out to the story.
They had a break tomorrow or the day after that.
Whatever.
I don't give a fuck.
We got sleepers.
We always got sleepers.
I think I played my sleeper in the beginning of the podcast
I was so hype
I was so hype
that Nipsey album man
go Nipsey and Karen
and Kaiser
yeah that shit was great
I'd like to know the details
of that deal
I want to know the details
no no I'm only saying it because Nipsey is fucking business savvy details of that deal. I want to know the details.
No, no.
I'm only saying it because Nipsey
is fucking
business savvy.
So,
I think that
I'm assuming that Nipsey
got the better end of that deal.
I said that on Everyday Struggle
before.
Yeah, I don't think
he would have taken
not being independent.
I don't think so.
And this is him
busting his gun.
He came in
with Puff,
got the major,
got his team.
I like it.
I like how Nipsey pulled.
Yeah.
No, this shit is like, it's good TED Talk and bars over Rick Ross beats.
It's like the perfect combination.
Beats that remind people of Ross.
I'm not going to say that. They're not Rick Ross beats.
Yeah, because Nipsey has always picked good beats.
So I don't want to discredit him with that.
No, I was giving him credit for his ear.
The way to give Ross credit for his ear.
He knows how to get off in different pockets and switch up his flow a little bit.
Nip has always been good at doing that.
And you know what I will say?
Nip is one of the only people who make West Coast songs I like.
Yeah.
Really?
Careful.
Like last time that I, no, I mean songs that sound you know from the west coast last time
that i checked that song are rap niggas you know it's not so many people that make the what true
to west coast you got to be from the west coast to feel it songs i love all of his i don't know
he did similar to what yg did with my crazy life where it was super West Coast but it still sounded like the year it came out.
Yeah, YG.
This doesn't sound like
an old nostalgic Snoop album.
It sounds like a Nipsey 2018 album
but very in that traditional
West Coast sound,
more or less.
Agreed.
If Hell Rail was eating
steamed broccoli,
you should have threw it.
You know sometimes
they'll leave the hot water
For the tea
At those type of spots
Might have came in handy
Yo yo
I don't even eat at places
I don't know where the kitchen is
What?
Are you bugging me?
That's what I'm saying
The best food is that
He was on all fours
Going the wrong way
He could have ran to the kitchen
And grabbed the utensils
That's true
Honestly
All the utensils on his table true. Honestly. All the utensils
on his table.
They was probably plastic.
No.
Oh my God.
Why are you there?
Plastic utensils?
At the Shrimp La Cafe.
You're going to make me
go to one and nine tonight
when I get back to Jersey City.
Some restaurants
you just shouldn't
bring your family to, babe.
This nigga's at the
Shrimp La Cafe.
All right.
What are we doing with sleepers?
Who's going first?
Who's going first?
I have to find one.
I'm going to play something from Jag.
This is Who Changed.
This is Jag.
Jag was at Ducey Palooza.
Where'd the song at nigga Where your song at nigga
No for real
Where my song at Welcome to Dr. Neva.
Yeah.
I go by Jack if you don't know.
Yeah. Outro Music I'm happy I choke more Airbnbs for nothing, Fripple got 4 floors Cause I'm in bars now, kick it with stars now Goonies all around us looking like niggas guard down Lil nigga who changed?
I'm changing cause Cook poppin' You in the taking bitches, damn my bitches
get took shoppin' Went from Jordans to Louis, look like niggas
got foot options See me out in public, now I'm probably out
book shopping My nigga who changed?
Oh I changed cause I finally got a ride And your ass seen what nigga just got in
Damn, oh, I changed cause I'm moving out the hood
Same hood my lil' nigga got shot in
Lil' nigga, who changed?
Yeah, yeah, real talk, lil' nigga, who changed?
Huh, I been the realest nigga livin' ever changed
Lil' nigga, you changed?
Yeah, real talk, lil' nigga, who change?
I been doin' this for real
You been fakin', lil' nigga, you change
Treated like a beyond
Never had a bed, but bought a crib and never be on
Lil' brother ballin' now, feelin' like I'm Leon
Texts to the exes, cause I'm on it, boy, was she wrong?
Shout out to the wifey, though
Thank you, boo, for bein' you Shallow hair have disease I see a model when I'm seeing you you grind like a nigga
I can see a little me in you you ready for a baby I can see a little me in you saying I changed baby
cause I got me some change baby was riding the bus I went and got a some rage baby
got a some rage baby sitting in that bro shit cause a nigga ain't no shit now I'm using my
brain baby now I'm using my brain, baby
Now I'm using my brain, baby
Some meat, man, that shit'll never happen
Boy, that's crazy, that's like J.D. and Kane, baby
Like J.D. and Kane, baby
About to drop the first album, only first is always special
That's like Toya and Wayne, baby
Toya and Wayne, baby
So nigga, who changed? Still be saving all that change
Got up in that blue range, Kit-K, Brazy
Always been up on my Lou Kang
I always had dreams of being Bruce Wayne.
My nigga who changed?
Yeah.
My nigga who changed?
I'm just here to talk that shit, man.
Give you my shit, you know what I mean?
My best friends say I'm changing.
But who really Hollywood, nigga?
Why sell the ganja when I know the molly good, nigga?
Look at stress, homo, fucking that gone.
I see you gain some weight, and I'm just hoping that your body good, nigga.
It's all love, yeah.
Reason my manager help you.
But I know where you live, and nigga, I can still melt you, yeah.
The wrong nigga probably ditched me thinking this for him.
It's tight to hear the crowd screaming thinking this for them.
You really think you competition?
Boy, you niggas brazy.
Dropping two tapes a year, I swear you niggas lazy.
Less than a thousand followers, I don't get you, God
Smart fry, I know I got some bigger fish to fry
You know it's levels, nigga
Yeah, it's the difference between the G-Shock and the Rollie
Yours plastic, mine's metal, nigga
And yours electric for the dumb niggas
Mines don't even tick and got a bezel, nigga
I told you it's levels, nigga
So, nigga, who changed?
Cause if anything, I helped some of you niggas
Never felt none of you niggas pause
Man, just look at what I did for your bitches
I showed them real, but let them know that you too big for your bridges
Damn, and man, I'm trying to empower the streets
Oh, you ain't know this home, you never had no power, it's me
I get to killin' with the feelin', just devour the beast
Doin' niggas dirty, and who say that a shower is cheap?
Oh, it's beef, yeah
Well, I've been lookin' for a cookout
Niggas actin' like they lookin' out, but lookin' for a lookout, yeah Them gun I've been looking for a cookout Niggas acting like they looking out
But looking for a lookout, yeah
Them gunshots, my niggas know the sound
I can eyeball and tell you it's short
It's like I know the pound
And free hand, bro
He a crip, I told him Don moves rolling with Chubby
He told me hold it down
Eight months and you be home, boy, it won't be long
And if you thought that I'd be popping, boy, you won't be wrong
Me and Relly be there waiting, handing you change
Cause that's what family do for family, nigga.
Who change?
Check.
That's Jag.
Who change?
Well, damn.
Spazzed on that.
Whoever changed, he had enough of them.
Am I going or are you going?
I guess I'll go.
I had a busy week, so I wasn't searching for music.
Humble brag.
Oh, here we go with this bullshit already.
Here we go with this bullshit, this rollout.
Look at that rollout.
Yeah, I was busy this week in LA at All Star, me and Jordan, LeBron.
You know how it go.
No?
You know how it go.
No, I don't.
I didn't see enough people talking about the new Black song, Cutting Ties.
Great.
I really hate when that happens. No, I don't. I didn't see enough people talking about the new Black song, Cutting Ties. Great. I want to sleep.
I really hate when that happens.
Oh, yeah.
I really don't have a sleeper now.
Thanks a lot, buddy.
All right.
This will be your sleeper.
I knew I should have went first.
Nah, fuck you, buddy.
I got another one.
Me too.
Oh.
You got one? Something I need to share before you rest here
I know that you get your best here
But I can't figure out what's next here
I pray to God I don't have to pay for not knowing
This world is new to me, I do not know it
My pride never wanted you to notice Sometimes I just wanna be alone and
Either way I gotta go, no, no When it come to cutting ties, girl, I'm like a pro I'll tell you what you wanna know
Probably better on your own
Girl, you know I'm movin' through the thing at the speed of light
Rollin' on the street like it's gon' be what you want it to be like
I'm like, you been on my brain, right?
Don't you tell the game, right?
Girl, we know that nothin' is the same, right?
Five, six times that I should've had to convo
Yeah
Seven, eight, could you be gone by tomorrow?
Hydroplane in China, pop my brakes
I don't wanna make it look like I ran away
You could do better than I
Something you need to know, you gotta let go
You throw in a fitting nest, oh
Don't be stepping on my presto
I pray to God I don't have to pay for not knowing
This world is new to me, I do not know it
My pride never wanted you to know this
Sometimes I wanna be alone and
Either way I gotta go
When it come to cutting ties, girl, I'm like a pro
I'll tell you what you wanna know
You brought it bad on you
Either way I gotta go
When it come to cutting ties Brand new music from Black
that was called Cutting Ties
right here from Rory's Phone 101.
All right.
I just wonder what Cash Doll's doing.
Yeah, you know, I'm always funny.
I'm always going to come to my house
and talk about,
yo, I think Cash Doll broke up with her man.
I say, yo, but why you say that? I've been looking. I said, yo. She was putting up some worse memes.
Why you say that?
Like, I've been looking.
I don't see none.
He's talking about she put up an Insta snap saying,
these niggas for everybody.
Hey, you know when chicks do that.
That means, yeah.
That is the random.
That is the.
Yeah, something about knowing their worth or this the last time I'm doing this.
Yeah, that's like the Thundercat call for niggas.
Like, yo, I'm back out.
Yeah, I'm on the market.
I'm not saying the cash doll is back on the market.
No, she's not.
But that is what she's not.
Are you chasing her?
Oh, she was just tweeting.
She's still what I do?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Black girl magic.
Well, if you listen to her.
Yeah, you want to say something to her if she's listening?
No, I'm good.
No?
You going to wait still?
Wait it out?
Wait it out.
I knew she wasn't letting go of that nigga too fast.
All right, so I was asking for this record a few weeks ago,
maybe last week.
Then he put it out the next morning,
so I'm real happy about that.
This is Tank.
This is the When We
Remix featuring Trey Songz and
Ty Dolla $ign.
And that's all I got
for you guys. Check it out.
This is a world
pro...
This is...
That's all Trey Songz has said for 15 years, by the way.
I love when you fuck me.
He's still saying it.
He's still saying it.
Fuck you.
I get so mad when they want lotion on you. You got to add a lotion on you. I want to see the lotion.
I get so mad when they want lotion on them.
A little more lotion on you.
Trey is such a gentleman.
I'd be way too tired to even use the massage trick anymore.
I'd fall asleep on the massage.
There's no way I'm doing the massage trick anymore.
Yeah, that's for Buck.
Shout out to Buck. Who can beat it up?
I can't no more. And don't use those hands to put up that gate and stop me. the buck. Shout out the buck. Fuck, when we, fuck
I'm gon' be aggressive, I can be a savage
I just need your blessing, she don't say that I can't ask
When we, fuck
When we, fuck
Get it on the stairs, get it, stack it to the room
Had that Gucci lickin' on my new Gucci shoes
Kissin' on your neck, you told me that I'm too deep
Tell your ex to leave you alone, be your cream
I saw her face down
Bite me like a pony, these niggas so phony Treat you like a trophy, you know I pick up
when the phone ring You know I go deep till I make you scream
You say my D-game, I'm mad as hell
Ooh, D-game, I'm strong Fuck it up all night long
Beat it up, get piped on game on strong fuck it up all night long beat it up get
wiped on i'm gonna be aggressive i can be a savage i just need your blessing say that i can When we fuck When we fuck
Face down, ass up
I'ma put all of my face in it
You come in wild like you taste it
Now I'm breakin' it
You a big girl and you takin' it
I'ma lay in it
I think I love you, I'm stayin' in it
It's the kind of fuckin' that'll make you make me number one on your list
It's the kind of fuckin' that'll make you question who you been fuckin' with
You got plenty miles and baggage, but I could still make you a savage
Sponsor you, make you the baddest
Have you screamin' out, you can have that weed
When we, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
When we, oh, when we, fuck
When we, taking you down, fuck
On the way down, when we, fuck
I'm gon' be aggressive, I can be a savage
I just need you blessed, say that I can die
When we
When we
Fuck
Fuck around
When we
Fuck
Alright that's Brand New from Tank
That's the When We remix featuring Trey Songz and Ty Dolla $ign
Hope you enjoyed it
I was waiting that song for quite some time, so glad
he finally put it out. I enjoyed it.
Alright, alright.
Nigga, what'd you do?
R&B niggas always want to show out
at the end.
Alright, so before we get out of
here, let's
see Frank Ocean, who's producer for copyright
ownership of his blonde songs.
Who wants to claim those?
I hated those wrongs.
That's fine. What else happened real quick
before we get out of here? I thought it was something I wanted to say.
I don't remember now.
Oh, Mitch Kupchak.
Hornets. How you feel?
Nothing? No, Mox.
Nothing?
No, man.
I'm still fucking pissed about that draft pick, man.
But whatever.
Lonzo Ball?
Yeah.
For real?
Yeah, I don't know.
Did he make the rookie game?
Is there even a rookie game in here?
All that shit with Magic now.
Magic getting in trouble for shit he said.
It's just too much shit, man. We should have never brought that kid in trouble for shit he said. It's just too much shit, man.
We should have never brought that kid to the Lakers, man.
It's just too much shit going on now.
My son will not be in L.A. if both of his brothers are not drafted to the Lakers.
What?
Why is he in this uniform?
Was Andre Drummond an all-star?
He was, right?
Yeah.
We didn't see him too much either.
I'd like to see him a little more.
I think that's everything.
Oh, there was a story about Kia that I wanted to talk about,
but I know y'all don't give a fuck about it.
But I watch her.
Who?
Kia?
Kia.
Kaya, my neck, my back.
Okay, Kaya.
But her and her partner, i don't know her name right
this second but i watched them and i followed them they're pretty big but whatever they do
and they're beefing now kaya and who and her partner let me find out her name let me know
do that her t.s madison it's her name about what they they do they do some type of video podcast
right have you ever seen it anything I've heard of it clips of it
but it's pretty big so apparently they are beefing if I'm correct the Madison girl licensed Queens
Court which is the name of their shit without Kaya knowing so Kai is saying i created this why are you licensing anything and shorty is saying
well we had some business opportunities coming nicky wanted to holler we were getting hot out
here so i wanted our business to be in order where do y'all fall on that i mean whenever you're on a
platform with someone and it's business being done, I mean, you communicate with.
You should talk.
Yeah, with the party.
But is that stealing?
That is stealing, right?
Yeah.
For sure it is.
Is it stealing if your friend is doing it?
Yes.
Yes.
If your friend plan on telling you?
We don't know.
After it's stolen?
Yeah, it's still after it's stolen, buddy.
All right.
I'm keeping my eye on it because I really enjoy their content.
I know Kaya, Kia, whatever her name is,
she hates me,
but I really enjoy this shit,
so I'm watching out for it.
Wait, why do y'all be...
I think I dissed her
back in the day.
You dissed her.
That's what I'm saying.
I changed my mind.
You're cool now.
I thought you were
going to do a trade, too.
Oh.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
You guys have been great.
Stick around.
See you next week,
episode 151
of the Joe Budden Podcast. I bid you adieu. I got to work on out of here. You guys have been great. Stick around. See you next week. Episode 151 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I bid you adieu.
I got to work on my feel well.
Whatever.
Air horn.