The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 150 | "Shrimp LaCafe"

Episode Date: February 21, 2018

This week Joe, Rory, and Mal had plenty to discuss and you won’t want to miss a minute of it. Starting off with their recap of the NBA All-Star weekend and Fergie’s unforgettable national anthem p...erformance (5:38). Hell Rell was caught slippin’ at a restaurant and the guys react on his physical altercation which was caught on video (45:48). Is Blac Chyna the new Kim K? No. Nobody thinks that, but the guys do react to her alleged sex tape and grades the performance (1:06:32). And Drake’s new video released and Joe gives his in-depth opinion on, which then leads to an unexpected conversation about the Toronto rapper (1:21:01). If you’re ready to laugh with us, what are you waiting for? Tune in now! Other topics include: -Tekashi69 vs the West Coast (57:36) -Chris Rock's Netflix special (1:54:46) -Joe's son disses him, how should Joe handle it? (2:01:51)

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Shit, I didn't know this. That's how y'all giving it up? What's up? We're recording. We are recording, man. Oh, what's up? Mic check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Starting point is 00:00:12 Hit my air horn. Yes. We are here. Let me turn this down. Oh, and this Snipsy album got me really excited over the weekend. Word. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:00:27 What is this? What is this bliss? Have you heard this part? I'm playing it. Dude, headphones are super trash. Bam. All right, so let me ask you this. Do you hear this beat?
Starting point is 00:00:39 Let's go. Oh, if you would answer your phone. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Indeed. it was a cold chillin'. Oh, if you would answer your phone. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I was waiting by my phone. You are not waiting by your phone. I'm always waiting by my phone. All right, so listen to this.
Starting point is 00:00:52 I'm not entering the podcast yet, and y'all are saying you're right. However, Ice can attest to this. I only heard this Nipsey album because Ice came and blasted it in my house all weekend long, 17 hours straight. As he should have. You know Ice swears he's from Crenshaw. Yes. When he should have. You know I swear he's from Crenshaw. Yes. When this came on... Marlon, you heard this?
Starting point is 00:01:15 What is happening here? Stop. It's the only shit I've been listening to since last Friday. How do you get past the intro? There's some shit on that album, though. This is what makes me mad about niggas that do the intro like this. He knew this was fire. He knew this was fire to start this album like that.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Why you cut it off at four minutes? I need ten minutes of this. Oh, my God. No, he got on his Rick Ross shit with picking beats. What is this? There might be one bad, not even bad beat. There might be one mediocre beat
Starting point is 00:01:49 on the whole album. He had Diddy help him. But let me... Like, on one song, I think. I thought he was like executive producer. It says executive producer and executive composer
Starting point is 00:01:58 and that term I've never even heard. Who said that? Diddy? It's on the back of the credits. They have highlighted executive producer and right
Starting point is 00:02:05 underneath executive composer sean puffy combs interesting but nipsey has always picked a good beat yeah but this is this is some album shit like this he was putting together an album when he made this this wasn't a mixtape like i feel like every beat he sat he sat through 50 beats to get to one for every single record plus ke, Kev's got budgets now and shit. You hear Stacey now? Hey! What? Stacey, I love you.
Starting point is 00:02:33 And there's not a wasted verse on this album. Fam, I didn't mean to start talking about Nipsey, but... Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check. One, two, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two. We are here. No Joe Budden. Welcome to the Joe Budden Podcast, episode number 150. Hey, we are finally out of the fucking 140s.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Boy, that was a long time coming. Episode number 150. I'm your host, Joe Budden. To my right is Maul and parks to my left is rory and savon and we have erickson here how are you how are you gentlemen wonderful erickson is here because unfortunately we had to let go of new chris brown damn i would have loved to or something to come in on the sound effect i I didn't know we were even going to talk about it. We talk about everything.
Starting point is 00:03:27 All right, guys. Chris Brown, you're fucking out of here, man. Damn. I like new Chris Brown. No, that's our guy. That's our guy, buddy. Put the video out Friday at 9 p.m. Savon, you knew he was going to fire you, right?
Starting point is 00:03:47 You knew. I know you knew. I know Savon knew. Savon was in the Texas copping some police for 48 hours. Ian wanted to fire new Chris Brown on Friday. I said, don't you fucking dare ruin a nigga's weekend with that bullshit. Hit him Monday, man. And ruin his week?
Starting point is 00:04:06 Don't ruin a nigga's Friday. Save his weekend. Yeah, your Friday with your fire. Let a nigga go spend some money he thinks he's going to have. Yeah, yeah, we can't do that. So shout out to new Chris Brown. Gone but not forgotten. You're our guy.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Gone but not forgotten. Because he's not forgotten. He's still around. And that's about it. So how's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? Hope you guys are in a talkative mood. I'm feeling great.
Starting point is 00:04:31 We can see that. I'm cool. I'm cool. It's great. The weather's great. I feel great. 70 degrees in New York. I know nobody else in the world gives a fuck about New York, but 70 degrees in New York,
Starting point is 00:04:42 the end of the world is near. Yes, Maul? Oh, yeah. We'll be dead in 10 years. You are a believer in that? Yes. Okay. Look at you guys politicizing the weather because the Democrats said so. We'll be dead. My president said global warming doesn't
Starting point is 00:04:56 exist. If you believe that you're going to be dead in 10 years, then what are you doing all this healthy eating shit for? I'm trying to make this the best 10 years. Wouldn't you want to do the opposite? I've seen some drug addicts last for like 20 years and they seem cool.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Yeah, I'm not going to roll a dice on that. I'm not going to talk about mine or your family. Fuck you. So, I'm assuming that you guys
Starting point is 00:05:20 are up to date with everything that has goings on. in plural form pretty much i'm i'm aware we should start with all-star weekend right i'm aware is look a what aware he was plural is that a real word no it is now let's let's start with all-star weekend uh i thought it was trash i didn't catch anything maul heard me saying how trash i thought it was trash. I didn't catch anything. Maul heard me saying how trash I thought it was. In what regard? The Ducks All-Star Saturday was trash.
Starting point is 00:05:51 The game Joe said was going to be whack, and I told him it was a great game. I was wrong about that. The game was good. I was wrong about that. The game was good. All-Star Saturday. Except for all the performances. I'm giving y'all preemptive conversations that I had with Maul prior to any of the activities taking place.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Okay. I told him that Saturday is normally, for me, my to any of the activities taking place. Okay. I told him that, you know, Saturday is normally, for me, my favorite night of All-Star Week and I never really care much
Starting point is 00:06:10 about the game. Yeah, yeah, the game is kind of pointless. Yeah, until that game that Magic Johnson came back and bled on everyone. That was their game.
Starting point is 00:06:18 That was the shit. Remember? Carmelo wasn't giving a fuck. Man, get this nigga off me. Carmelo said, check me out of this game. This is second-degree manslaughter. And they got this nigga on the hardwood.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Hardwood was the problem. All right, all right. All right, anyway, but that was the all-star game that I paid attention to, right? So I don't normally care about that, but Saturdays are normally great. The skills challenge in recent years has vastly improved to me, along with the three-point contest. And Zach Levine and homeboy Eric Gordon, I feel like, brought the dunk contest back. So I've been into it.
Starting point is 00:06:58 And this year, the contestants of the dunk contest and the three-point contest really got me into it. I will not lie to you. The dunk contest was a letdown. Really? I thought it was kind of dope. I just watched the highlights. You don't know dope shit.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I don't know dope shit. They got to get rid of that two-round shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is true. That's what I mean. Okay, okay. I thought some of the dunks themselves were great. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Those were great. Those were great. My issue was format. Yeah, the length. The contestants were great. The missed dunks were great yeah if oladipo would have caught that behind it whatever the fuck he tried to do oh man so the missed dunks were great everything was great but the form that format is tritty to dash
Starting point is 00:07:36 four four players alone it's kind of trash isn't that what it was four it might have been six it might have been six originally i'm not sure i'd have to fact check that but i'm not mad at four players if you're gonna give me a dunk off at the end yeah that shit was late don't what are we doing the semi-final determines the final where three contestants go wasn't that the same for the three-point contest i'm sitting here arguing with maul it was three three shooters in the final round that trash. That's the first time they did it, right? No, I think they did it like that. I've never remembered.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Three in the final? Yeah, I don't know. I think that was the first time they did it. I don't remember last year. I think the fans deserve to see Devin Booker and Klay Thompson, two niggas who look exactly the same, duel it out. Just the jersey telling them apart. Yeah, and the haircut.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Devin got that stupid shit on his head. Although I picked Donovan Mitchell to win last week on the show, Dennis Smith got robbed, though. I thought he had the best dunk. He had the best dunk. Easily had the best dunk. Which hand shit was he saying? He had the best dunks.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I thought Dennis was second best. They got to get rid of these celebrity judges. You can't let Khaled and Mark Wahlberg judge a dunk contest, and they never dunked. When is the last time that Khaled jumped? Yeah, like you gotta... Honestly. No, I think that's
Starting point is 00:08:51 a valid question. If you ain't even home jumping, then how the fuck you gonna come and tell me about my jump? Wait, you be at home jumping? Yeah. I be at home doing...
Starting point is 00:09:01 I be fighting. I'm shooting J's in the trash. At home is when you get Into all your fake Athletic shit And tough shit still Yeah you right I'd be Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:11 I'd come to your house And hit him with a Three pull up set Yeah what the fuck Is Park Stover Yeah I'd jump at home You'd be pressing your dogs
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yeah Crossing them over You never know When it'll happen man You never know But yeah Me and Maul Watched all that shit,
Starting point is 00:09:25 and boy, Moore was tearing Khaled ass up. Like, why is Khaled the tough judge up here? No, he was. He was short and he'd given out eight. That's my point. Like, come on, man. You can't let Khaled give you an eight on a dunk. I guess we, in fact, are not the best.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Yeah, but Dennis Smith, he definitely got robbed. He had the best dunks. His scores just didn't match that. Khaled took Dr. J. Dr. J used to be a hater, too. Yeah, he did. Dr. J is the biggest Michael Jordan hater on the planet, by the way. I don't know if y'all know that.
Starting point is 00:09:50 So Khaled is the Simon Cowell. I think I'm quickly becoming the second, by the way. Like, you can pull up YouTube all of Dr. J's interviews when they ask him about Michael Jordan. Well, because he probably feels slighted or something, to some degree. Wow, they wasn't even in the same era. But I don't think that Dr. J gets the credit he deserves, honestly. No, I think Dr. J gets the credit he deserves. You think so?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah. His name was Dr. J and he didn't have a J. Or a doctorate. Dr. J, don't get me started, man. Don't get me started on some of the older players. Them niggas was high as hell in the 70s me started, man. Don't get me started on some of the older... He was the dunk doctor. That's, you know... Them niggas was high as hell in the 70s, though, man. Them niggas didn't know what the hell they was seeing.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Yeah. And Dr. J did do some amazing shit, and he inspired some amazing things from amazing people, but... But he's a hater. He's definitely a hater. Well, old people are haters. Dr. J better not step in the same park as Vince Carter when it come to a dunk.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I don't want to hear it. Oh, yeah, no. I don't want to hear it. Don't tell me about it. I don't think anybody... Yeah, I don't think anybody wants to step in the same park as Vince Carter when it comes to a dunk. I don't want to hear it. Oh, yeah, no. I don't want to hear it. Don't tell me about it. Yeah, I don't think anybody wants to step in the park. Who redid the Vince dunk? Because I thought that was terrible. Donovan Mitchell.
Starting point is 00:10:53 I thought it was trash. I went Khaled on that one. I didn't think he did a good rendition. But you got to remember, Donovan Mitchell is not as tall as Vince. Still. All right, then don't do the dunk. So it's like, you know, you got to do the dunk. No, you got to do the still alright then don't do the dunk so it's like you know you gotta nah you gotta do the dunk
Starting point is 00:11:07 you gotta do the dunk he should've done the Spud Webb dunk it was weak if he's not as tall Dennis Smith Jr. easily had the best dunk of the night number one
Starting point is 00:11:17 the first dunk he attempted that he missed that they did not show us where we just heard the whole building go oh shit what the fuck? Had he completed
Starting point is 00:11:28 that dunk along with his second dunk, he's easily in the next round. But because the NBA allowed Nate Robinson to miss 97 dunks, this man gets shorted. And I thought it was cool that he had one of the more original ones with the second
Starting point is 00:11:43 backboard and all that shit. Yeah, the double tap. Oh, that's Donovan Mitchell. Yeah, that was Donovan Mitchell. Yeah. That was his first dunk. That was his first dunk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I like Donovan Mitchell. Yeah, me too. Two amazing guards that the Knicks passed on. Boy, was I sick to my stomach. The Knicks did pass on Donovan Mitchell. Damn. Don't doubt. We have Frank.
Starting point is 00:12:04 We have Frank. We have Frank. I hate Franks. I ain't made of Frank in ages. Keep any Frank at your barbecue away from you. Yo, so Paul George gets up there at the three-point contest, right? We're in the crib having barbershop talk, shooting the shit. Here come Maul, want to be the contrarian. Oh, he might win it.
Starting point is 00:12:25 I said Maul, Maul, Maul, Maul, check this out, dog. No, Paul George in a three-point contest. I said, Paul George about to get up here and do nothing but embarrass himself.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I didn't say he might win it. And then Maul said, oh, y'all got Paul George all the way fucked up. And then Paul George started shooting. And then all we heard was, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding I could have scored nine yeah that was
Starting point is 00:12:50 terrible he could have stayed home with that shit for real what do y'all think about uh what do y'all think about Jimmy Butler not playing in the all-star game I wasn't aware that what was his Jimmy Butler did not play in the all-star game. They asked him about it. He said he was grateful because he was a little tired and he wanted the rest. So then Lou Will heard that interview, and he got at him on Twitter. He said, yo, LOL, you can't be fucking serious. Lou Will, who probably should have been eligible to be an All-Star, if you weren't going to play. Lou Will, somebody who's been a six-man his entire career,
Starting point is 00:13:27 and this is the year where he got the time to really show and prove, both in Houston and L.A., I could see him having a real issue with that. Yeah. Man, he was just hungover. Oh, wait, so he didn't announce until like that. Everybody was hungover. He was a game time. He was drunk.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Decision did not play, Butler? No, they didn't announce anything. They just played the game, and he didn't play. Oh, that's foul. They asked him about it afterward. They could have had a replacement for him. Yeah, that's trash. You shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Maul told me, though, a few months ago that, you know, all of these niggas in the league with these special clauses in their contract for all these things that kick in if they make the all-star team. If that's true in Jimmy Butler's contract, then, I mean, are we mad at him? What is he going to say? No, don't make me an All-Star? Yeah, don't give me extra bread. I'm not mad at him, but still.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Even though I was real mad. Look, I'm going to keep it a book. I was angry looking at Carl Anthony Towns on crutches all weekend. He was on crutches? He was on something. Why you say that? He played, Carl Anthony. No, I'm talking about DeMarcus Cousins.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Oh, DeMarcus. DeMarcus Cousins, I'm sorry. Yeah, DeMarcus. DeMarcus Cousins. I'm sorry. Yeah. I mean, but he got voted in, though. So he had to be there. Do you? The fans voted him in. I don't want to see him there on crutches, man. I mean, I get it, but you know, he had to just show up. And I liked Anthony
Starting point is 00:14:39 Davis wearing a DeMarcus Cousins jersey. That was cool. Yeah, that was dope. I enjoyed that. What else was really interesting this all-star weekend any any uh oh maul don't come in here and try to get calm come on give us your your raptor deep dive yeah yo honestly man listen man the jig is up with kyle lowry and uh the rose and i understand but i don't know how Lowry is a four-time All-Star. Yeah, I don't get it, man. He can't, you know, every time I see him out there, he's turning it over. He's getting a layup block.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I mean, I get it based on the winning percentage and all of that, but it's like he's not an All-Star. I don't think Kyle Lowry's an All-Star. You don't think his numbers iry's in all so i don't think he's you don't think his numbers dictate him being an all-star it's not it's not the numbers because he has he has good numbers his skill set when you watch it it's like in that game your eye test i hate when you say that he i don't want to he don't have that game that all-star game have you played him just looking at him. Every year we look at him playing an All-Star game.
Starting point is 00:15:48 You never remember anything about him playing an All-Star game. And he's been there four years. Yeah, but he's from the Six. I don't care. He's from Philly. The Six is hot right now. He's from Philly. He's from Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:16:00 He plays in Toronto. All right, well, God's plan got him to the Six. Okay. God's plan. I just don't want to see him in an all-star game anymore. I'm sorry. DeRozan might have cost him the game. He missed the free throw. Ma had a conniption at DeRozan.
Starting point is 00:16:11 See, that's what I don't like about Ma. Yeah. Ma be screaming at the TV, threw a sneaker at the TV, just for him to come in here Tuesday and be cool about DeRozan. I know. I understand DeRozan because he is one of the best two guards in the league. So I understand that he will be an all-star. But he shouldn't be in the corner baseline when Steph is trying to fade away.
Starting point is 00:16:30 You got to move. Yeah, yeah. Cut. Get open. Do something. Why the fuck is DeRozan hiding in the corner? Standing there watching. Why is DeRozan in there?
Starting point is 00:16:39 No, not only. But hold on. You got to remember. He missed a free throw. Right? He missed a pivotal free throw. Then he came down and threw that shit clean out of bounds. When he drove to the basket, he had a layup.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Right. And decided to pass it out to the three and threw that shit out of bounds. And then it's like you end up with the ball in your hands in the corner with no time left and can't get a shot up. Well, let's talk about that because there was a man on the other side of Steph that he seemed to look off real quick. Harden seemed to be right there open. Don't get it twisted.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Are we going to deep dive into that one, into the James and Steph beef? No, listen. LeBron and KD was trapping Steph immediately, as soon as he got the ball. So it is hard to get a pass. LeBron, KD, and Paul George, they was not letting that light-skinned nigga shoot a three. Yeah, but it's like somebody got to move. No, I get it. But it was like, where was he going to pass to? He was trapped. But my
Starting point is 00:17:32 thing is, somebody got to move. You can't just stand at the three. Somebody got to move, man. Do something. DeRozan just... It's Clumsy Man! Come on man Stop the tape man Hold on
Starting point is 00:17:47 We good I'm fine It's on your laptop I don't even use my laptop For anything Joe just had a What do people still use Laptops for?
Starting point is 00:17:56 Laptopping I don't really use mine anymore It's over It's over It's nothing This shit stores music And plays the air horn Thank you
Starting point is 00:18:04 That's an expensive air horn. Did the fans vote in Fergie too? My nigga, listen. If they did vote her in, they voted her out immediately. I saw a lot of people supporting Fergie. She was brave. Why are women always brave? Brave is what they said.
Starting point is 00:18:22 She was a lot of other things than brave too. She came out today and said, I'm sorry. She came out today and said, my bad. No, she didn't. That's really God. No, she did. She did. She apologized?
Starting point is 00:18:31 Yeah, you fucking right. I felt like I was owed an apology. You can't apologize. Come on, man. What? No, you got to apologize. Oh, you got Fergie all the way. She's just supposed to disappear.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Like, we're just supposed to see her on the beach or something. Yeah, like, just let some time pass. You don't come out and say, I'm sorry for what I did to the national anthem. She was supposed to blame that on somebody else. Let me get some headphones, my G. Let me get a gunshot. Get some air horns on this. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Star. No. Fuck you. Oh, my God. She sounded like she had water in her ears. She sounded like she had water in her mouth. She had peanut butter in her mouth. She sounded like she had water in her ears. Sound like she had water in her mouth. Sound like she had peanut butter in her mouth. Sound like she was drowning.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah, that nigga Will.i.am was home happy as hell. This worked out for me. Yo, the funny shit, the other dude was probably home happy. The Chinese dude, we never found his name out. Wait, who's the Chinese dude? In black eyed peas. The nigga with the long hair and the glasses that they never let say anything. But see, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Here's the funny thing about that, though. They'll have people like Fergie on these shows judging vocalists. Yeah. It's like having Khaled out there judging dogs. Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying. It's shit like that that bothers me. Because she'll be on there telling someone like Fantasia that they sung a song wrong.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Let me tell you something. If Fergie ever says anything to Fantasia, Fantasia has the right to hit her. No, not Fantasia. I'm just saying a woman that can sing like Fantasia
Starting point is 00:20:13 on one of these shows, these vocal shows that they have. I bought my mom tickets to the Fantasia concert. It has nothing to do with anything. But to the Fantasia concert
Starting point is 00:20:24 in Atlantic City. But I guess Fantasia had a death in her family, so she didn't show. And Fergie replaced her? No, After Seven and a few other groups that you know. Shit, I would have rather seen After Seven than Fantasia, but whatever. Yeah, After Seven is definitely
Starting point is 00:20:39 probably a better show than Fantasia. And the lead singer's son now is performing with After 7. I thought that was interesting. That's cool. But whatever. And he looks exactly and sounds exactly like the lead.
Starting point is 00:20:50 But whatever. You were saying about Fergie. Yes. So y'all don't think she was brave. I don't think she was brave. No, she don't think she was. Oh, y'all hate her.
Starting point is 00:20:57 That's the go-to whenever women do anything wrong. They were brave when they did it. Yeah. Are y'all hating? No. They're definitely hating, but it's justified. I don't think there's a need to hate. I think Fer when they did it. Yeah. Are y'all hating? No. They're definitely hating, but... I don't think there's a need to hate.
Starting point is 00:21:06 I think Fergie hated her performance. She apologized. Y'all are not going to turn the slider up on the artistic, creative integrity meter? No. Wait. No. I didn't even know there was artistic integrity. We don't understand music enough to get what she was doing there.
Starting point is 00:21:22 It went over our heads. No. She attempted to do something different. You don't understand she did something different and it and she just failed at it yeah why would you have her do a jazz rendition why would you have very many people at all do a jazz rendition of the national anthem yeah like i don't i don't understand i didn't know when that rehearsals was like this is not i just don't think that's it for yeah like that ain't it that's that's my that was my thing like As soon as I heard it, I'm like, they greenlighted this? Because you have to rehearse that for an event that big.
Starting point is 00:21:49 So it's like, nah, somebody really was like, okay, Fergie, that's it. You think maybe it might have gone differently in rehearsals? No. I mean, from what, though? No, I don't think it went any different in rehearsal. I think what we saw was her best foot forward. And that shit was terrible. Her feet are fucked up.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah, I still can't believe she went up there and did that. They was better off letting Queen Latifah sing the national anthem. I think she would have did a better job. Pharrell would have killed that shit. Ludacris. Ludacris would have done a little better. Ludacris forgot how to be a rapper, man. Did y'all see how awkward he was?
Starting point is 00:22:24 His rapper hands? I am so glad that you guys just brought all of this up. I was mad at the background dancers that were clapping to a whole different beat. That shit was infuriating. Before the All-Star game came, yeah, the Chicks in the Yellow, right? Yeah. They were really bad. I don't know what they were clapping to.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Really off beat. I don't know what they was two-stepping to. Yo, what was that little shindig on Sunday before the game with Kevin Hart and Luda? What was that? That was like a Broadway. That was a mistake. Fast and the Furious promo. Yeah, they was trying to get their bro-ish on.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Kevin Hart is replacing Tyrese. That was a mistake. Why did we get a new Ludaverse? He wasn't waiting for the new Luda? A new Luda. New Luda is funny. Y'all already know that Luda ranks high with me, but was anybody asking for the new Luda?
Starting point is 00:23:13 Sorry, Shaka. It's just so funny to see when rappers are so far removed from performing in hip hop, and then they get on stage, his rapper hands were off. Oh man. His rapper hands was mad old. I didn't see it. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:23:29 You didn't miss a thing. Cause you know Luda You know his rapper hands be off? And no disrespect. Dr. Dre always performs with his rapper hands off whenever he's off. But I'm not mad at Dre.
Starting point is 00:23:40 He's not really a rapper. No because he's mad buff now so he don't even know how to rap the way he used to. Luda still rhyming like his rapping hands are stuck in 2004. Well, shit, Fergie doing National Anthem and Luda dropping new music is a very 04 NBA All-Star game in Philly. But wait, and Luda had on the all white with the Vanson jacket. He had an All-Star jacket.
Starting point is 00:24:03 That was a Vanson All-Star? No, it was just an All-Star jacket. Tell me that wasn't a Vanson. It was not a Vanson. What was that then? It had an all-star jacket. That was a Vanson all-star? No, it was just an all-star jacket. Tell me that wasn't a Vanson. It was not a Vanson. What was that then? It was an all-star weekend jacket. Did it look like a Vanson? Tell the truth.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Tell the truth. Come on. It wasn't leather, though. It wasn't? No. It was the regular, like the mesh. Oh, yeah, the mesh Vanson. A mesh Vanson.
Starting point is 00:24:21 He looked a little... It wasn't a mesh Vanson. Yo, all right. we love luda but nigga all right y'all don't want joke on luda it's cool no look at rory i didn't even see i didn't even see it rory think he's not gonna get signed to disturbing the peace rory dying to get signed to disturbing the peace hey two chains was you know what i noticed about your little instagram rory i got a good laugh at you this weekend i went to your instagram and the
Starting point is 00:24:45 shit i do much instagramming well that's part of what i was laughing at i don't think i went i went there and everything the first nine pictures just looked super crispy and clean and clear i'm like oh my god is it is this really happening could this true? Is Rory one of the guys that's saying, let me clean up my Instagram? Yeah, man. I said, oh, my God. Rory's archiving. Yeah, it's there.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Yes. Rory is fucking setting up shop on his Instagram. I didn't know. He's got six posts. This shit looks great. Mad ravey picture. When you don't have a job, and all people know of you every week is sitting to the left of this guy.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yo, he looks so important. You have to have the cleanest image that you possibly can. Yo, you look so important. I said, oh, I wish I would have known he was doing that. I wish I would have known. Got to clean up my act. So then I leave Rory's shit and I say, well, shit, maybe I missed something with Maul. So I rush over to Maul's shit.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Rush over. Rushed's shit. Rush over? Yeah. Yeah, I hit the search icon quickly and hit M, and he just popped right up. And Maul was on his Insta Live topless with an incense lit. I was smoking weed on the couch. I don't think it was an incense. I saw an incense. It wasn't no incense. I'm not past topless. My story is. I'm in a crib on the couch. I don't think it was an incident. Yeah, like, I saw an incident.
Starting point is 00:26:05 It wasn't no incident. I'm not past topless. My story is... I'm in a crib on the couch. I'm chilling. But you were topless. Yeah, but you act like I was outside.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Can men be topless? He act like I was outside to wear topless. No, no, no. There's nothing wrong with being topless. No, no. He was topless, and that's fine.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I'm home topless. First of all, topless is crazy to me. That's what I saw when I got... I didn't have a shirt on. I wasn't topless. What of all first of all topless is crazy that's what i saw i didn't have a shirt on i wasn't topless which the fuck you mean i was wait so like it was blurred out on his chest on ig live no he was topless and exposed it wasn't even he's so full of shit man no because you can be topless i've been topless before at home. First of all, you couldn't even see. You were covering your chest.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Yeah, nobody knew. Like, it was just my face in the cam. First of all, don't ever cover your chest in the house. Like, don't ever cover your chest. I don't want my chest exposed. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:26:56 It's not for the FaceTime participants. That's crazy. Covering your chest in the house in the cam is funny, man. So, Maul, you can be topless. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Joe liked the TLC cover when they was holding their titties. Yeah. You tuck the blanket under your armpits like when you lay down in the house. No, but so, Maul, you can be topless. That's cool. Joe liked the TLC cover when they was holding their titties. Yeah. You tuck the blanket under your armpits like when you lay down in the bed.
Starting point is 00:27:11 How you wrap the towel? You wrap the towel. Joe, you joking at the shower with the towel at the top? You definitely wrap the towel around the top. With the turban joint
Starting point is 00:27:19 wrapped on top. Yo, you wrap the towel around the top? The blatant disrespect on this podcast. I just want to know if you wrap the towel around the top? The blatant disrespect on this podcast. I just want to know if you wrap the towel around the top. No, I don't wrap the towel around the top. What man wraps the towel around the top? You.
Starting point is 00:27:33 That's what I'm trying to figure out. Stop trying to reverse my joke back on me. I'm not off of you being. This is something I actually saw with my eyes. You just fucking making jokes. You were topless with an incense. I didn't have a shirt on. I wasn't topless.
Starting point is 00:27:47 And Bob Marley was playing in the background. It wasn't Bob Marley. And then you were singing, trying to get like the same accent as him. Oh my God. What are you talking about? So I immediately did what? He is OVO more. As the kid.
Starting point is 00:27:59 And that's what they do over there. Rory. Oh my God. So what did I immediately do? You fucking guessed it I called my friend I called Ma I said yo
Starting point is 00:28:10 While he was topless? I said yo you good? Like I saw you topless on Instagram With incense With shirt on? Man I can't even be in the crib Chilling with no shirt on I said yo come over
Starting point is 00:28:19 And let's just talk about this Put a shirt on first Yo Put something on. Get dressed. Get yourself together. Joe called and said, are you decent? Cover yourself up.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Are you decent, Maul? Wait, before we go any further, because Maul was super funny on Saturday. Wait, tell the people what you learned on Valentine's Day. Because that was real funny. Every woman has an almost boyfriend, yo. That's why. every woman has the almost boyfriend yo it's why every woman has an almost boyfriend trust me i saw a lot of women putting men on their insta story not on their actual ig yeah i haven't really come up with a theory exactly on what it is no we know what the theory is but we know what it's temporary you know what it is we know what it is
Starting point is 00:29:02 we can't say it but we know what it is Like we just Now I want to talk about it Let's talk about it I know let's not No it's just Every woman has a guy That they're kind of like Teether in the line with They're kind of like
Starting point is 00:29:12 Is he boyfriend material yet Is he not But I'm more surprised That you find this To be a revelation No I You know I don't find this To be a revelation
Starting point is 00:29:20 It's just funny to see There was a lot of chicks I didn't know had boyfriends That I found out that day Just like when The first day of school come, you're like, you had a kid? What the fuck? It was the same shit. Same surprise.
Starting point is 00:29:30 But they did it on their story, though. Maybe that's why I missed it last year. Yeah. It's because they wanted to disappear. Like, yeah, he can't say, I didn't put the picture up of us. You know, they're playing the game. It's the game, man. How would y'all feel if a woman put an emoji over your head? Have you seen women do that? Of course. Or they're like cut off the top of their head. They do that when they're not supposed to be with the game. It's the game, man. They're playing the game. How would y'all feel if a woman put an emoji over your head?
Starting point is 00:29:45 Have you seen women do that? Of course. Or they'll cut off the top of their head. They do that when they're not supposed to be with the dude. Wait, what? He has a whole family at home. Women will crop the picture so they'll just have the dude's body and then them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:56 With the emoji face. They'll cover his face. Or they'll cover his face. I'm so sick of women. What are you doing? But that's normal now, though. That happens on a regular Thursday. That's not just a Valentine's Day thing. do that when you know you know what it is they're not supposed to really be with the guy did you go to did you go to um or the tattoo uh forearm with
Starting point is 00:30:15 the watch oh yeah that's that's that's always they can't wait to get that picture off especially if it's someone whose tattoos you kind of know who it is. Or it's like their album title on their arm. Yeah, but they can't really play like that because fame and them be finding them niggas now. Smart. Yo, these chicks be trying to get fly.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Like, they smarter than fame in the shade room. Fame will pull up four pictures with that nigga at the free throw line like this. All his tats showing. Yeah. That's him.
Starting point is 00:30:41 A video of him at the session with the stencil. Yeah. All him accepting his award, holding his shit. Tats, yeah. That's him. A video of him at the session with the stencil. Yeah. Him accepting his award, holding his shit. That's him. Did y'all see fucking... Him with his wife
Starting point is 00:30:50 and the tattoo. My bad. Did y'all see Bernice trying to hide from paparazzi while she was hurting Quavo work? Come on, man. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:30:57 She was trying to hide through the middle of the crowd. But why? We need to talk about the why. Lil Wayne's daughter was hiding with who's that, NBA Youngboy? Really? Yeah, she was hiding in the wreath when he rolled the window down for everyone to see.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Oh, man. I missed that one. I didn't see that. Lil Wayne's got a daughter that's, like, grown? Yeah. Yeah, she's about 20, I think. Yeah, she's grown. That's the creepy shit now like all the rappers i listened to growing up have like
Starting point is 00:31:30 grown daughters that like if i saw out yeah i wouldn't think anything of it right that's creepy yeah it's getting crazy like the way naz raps about destiny like when i was a kid and i would rap along those lyrics and now like destiny be at the spot. It's crazy. That's just kind of wild to me. Anyways, what were we talking about? I don't remember. Valentine's Day. Oh, Bernice.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Listen, man. They're synonymous. It might be. All right, let me ask you all a question and open myself up to some criticism. So, whatever. Y'all don't feel a way about Bernice being at the All-Star game? No. At the All-Star game?
Starting point is 00:32:10 Why not? Anybody was going to be there. It was Bernice. She's probably been to many All-Star games. Okay, now that's the wrong question because Bernice should be at the All-Star game. She's beautiful. Right. I'm judging the 40-year-olds at the All-Star game.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I am. I am. Sorry. Sorry. Why are you at an All-Star game. I am. I am. Sorry. Sorry. Why are you at an All-Star game? Now, she's dating somebody who was heavily involved in all the activities, so I don't care about that. We got to scale it.
Starting point is 00:32:31 We can't be mad at older women being at the All-Star because there's a bunch of celebrities that are older than Bernie. I was going to say, All-Star, they got the old Kenny Smith parties. There's a lot of old NBA players there. It's not Miami Memorial Day. Let me make my position. She shouldn't be running around with Quavo. Wait, no, you can't say that.
Starting point is 00:32:48 At All-Star Weekend. I'm not even mad at it. Come on, man. No. No. What do you mean no? Nah, come on. Explain.
Starting point is 00:32:55 What does that mean? Shit, who the fuck should she be running around with? It's hot as fish grease. Yeah, but come on, man. How old is Quavo? I'm uncomfortable. 12. But what does that mean? If you're hot at 12, then you're hot at 12. Yeah, but come on, man. How old is Quavo? I'm uncomfortable. 12. But what does that mean?
Starting point is 00:33:06 If you're hot at 12, then you're hot at 12. Yeah, but that's... How would you feel as... We just got to start calling it what it is, man. Just start calling it what it is.
Starting point is 00:33:13 What is it? I'm not going to be the one to say it, but we just got to start calling it what it is. Nah, I can't say it. But we know what it is. We know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:33:19 No, no, Mo. I'm not letting you open this double standard up. Educate me. I'm not letting you open this double standard up. You don't see what's going on out here?
Starting point is 00:33:24 I know what's going on and I'm not going to say it, but it would be a double standard because all of these old niggas is fucking 18-year-olds. Facts. So you can't. So explain it. Walk me through how it's okay for one and not okay for the other. Yeah, I got you.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I only think it's a little weird because I think, I believe, I don't know exactly how old Quavo is, but I think Quavo and Birdie's daughter is like close in age. That's what I was, I don't know if you heard what I said. That's the only why it's kind of weird to me. Well, what's close in age? I mean, Quavo might be two years older than Bernice's daughter, maybe. Might be two years older.
Starting point is 00:33:58 That's a little weird to me. Well, Bernice didn't know Quavo would blow up when she had her daughter. But she knows now. What are you talking about? Now she knows. That point made no sense, but it was just funny. I'm on Bernice's side. Quincy Jones is like 95, and he's out here.
Starting point is 00:34:14 I'm on Bernice's side. I don't know what Maul is talking about. If Quincy Jones at 90 can fuck 20-year-olds. Listen, it is what it is, but it's definitely a little weird. We just got to be honest. It is a little weird. I'm not mad at it. I don't care, but it is a little is But it's definitely A little weird Like we just gotta be honest It is a little weird I'm not mad at it Like I don't care
Starting point is 00:34:26 But it's just like It is a little weird It's weird I'll only be mad at Bernice When she stopped posting On Instagram Once she stopped there Now we got a beef
Starting point is 00:34:32 My only rule as a woman Would be something Wait what's your only rule As a woman It would be Well if I was a hoe And I would be a hoe Let me make myself
Starting point is 00:34:42 Perfectly clear Wait what I would be a hoe If I were a woman I would be a hoe You'd me make myself perfectly clear. Wait, what? I would be a hoe. If I were a woman, I would be a hoe. You'd be a thotty? One? Nah, with class. With class.
Starting point is 00:34:51 With class. Already copping, please. Wait, hold on. We got to talk. Why would you? Why are you saying these things? Why do you know you would be a thot? Because I've already thought about these things.
Starting point is 00:35:00 So you... So you... So wait, so let me get this clear. I hate when we get into these state topics. No, hold on. Let's just talk about it. so you so you so wait so let me get this clear I hate when we get into these state topics hold on let's just talk about it
Starting point is 00:35:09 so you've thought about being a woman like if you were a woman and you thought about the fact that you would be sleeping with multiple men and how far did those thoughts go
Starting point is 00:35:18 no I'm just asking these are thoughts that you've had the answer to your question is no. Now, in speaking to many of the women that I know, you know, when they need a shoulder to lean on,
Starting point is 00:35:35 need someone to talk to about all that's going on in life that they can't figure out. They want to cry. All I ever, and they all look amazing. Boy, they look amazing. And what I normally say to myself afterward is man y'all don't know how to hoe y'all are like complete idiots when it comes to hoeing if i look like that and i had my brain i kick because niggas are so easy to get. Niggas are the easiest niggas to get in the fucking world.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Don't get it twisted. So what I'm saying is any beautiful woman with a brain, right, that's really going to play the game, not be ashamed, and really get into her shit, man, these niggas is marks. These niggas is fucking movies out here, man. But that goes back to what I was saying. The women that maneuver like that and that don't really reap the benefits of that is because they haven't accepted what they are. Yeah, they're trying to deny what they are.
Starting point is 00:36:33 They're trying to deny what they are. Because if we being real, a lot of these women are prostitutes. They're selling sex for monetary gain. Like if you look at all the men that a lot of these women date, there's not even no similarities in looks anymore. Like they're not even, they don't even look the same. That's the number one sign. The only thing they have in common is that they're successful and have money. So that says you're with these men because they're successful and have money.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Women that do that are either escorts, prostitutes, call girls. You're selling sex. But a lot of these women don't want to accept that they are indeed selling sex. They don't want to accept that. I would be targeting Shaq. I would be targeting Stanton. Stunt the Yankees. Aaron Judge.
Starting point is 00:37:21 These bitches is on Odell. Odell's on a rookie contract. They just do it wrong. I know it's coming later. I know is on Odell. Odell's on a rookie contract. They just do it wrong. I know it's coming later. I know it's coming later. I just think they do it a little wrong, man. It's all I'm saying. It's two different worlds, though.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Like where Odell be at is not where Aaron Judge be at. And not only that. Odell is accessible. There's no salary. Let me end everything that y'all are about to say to me. There's no salary cap in baseball. No, we understand that. If I'm a hoe, I am hoeing with the baseballers.
Starting point is 00:37:49 But that's what you do. Not with fucking Odell because he has a nice fucking haircut. But Joe, you're missing what I'm saying. What are you saying? The reason why women are doing that wrong is because they haven't fully accepted what they're indeed doing. They haven't accepted that they're hoeing. They haven't accepted that. A lot of these women don't think they're hoeing. This haven't accepted that they're hoeing. They haven't accepted that. A lot of these women don't think they're hoeing.
Starting point is 00:38:07 This wasn't even a topic on our sheet. I'm just saying. It's just real. They haven't accepted it. All right, well, I'm uncomfortable. Let's get out of here. You uncomfortable? Yeah, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:38:18 You fucking... I don't care what the hoes are doing. Do you care about LeBron and this reporter? I missed that one. How did you miss that where were you at parks braun put out something with kd uh talking about being with carrie champion do not forget to shout out carrie champion who we love friend of the show hi carrie uh that was talking about even though he's a big celebrity has a lot of money he's still black at
Starting point is 00:38:39 the end of the day because they spray painted racial slurs okay and then this fox news lady went on this whole rant at the end and said, why don't you just shut up and dribble? And Fox foxed. Yeah, Fox is foxing. There's nothing to really get into here. I don't know. Fox is fox.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Another day at Channel 5. Yeah, I turned on First Aid yesterday or something. They had six panelists with Stephen A talking. I was like, it's Fox. What do y'all want? Yo, Stephen A hates Molly. does anyone notice this but me they beef they beef every day yeah nobody's really getting into it i've seen it a couple times i'm waiting to see it gets uncomfortable i mean i'm just waiting to see if jalen's gonna step in man
Starting point is 00:39:19 jalen's my guy just wait to see what what comes I love when Jalen's on with Steve and Molly. All right, whatever. I'm getting petty. He trying to stir up some shit. No, I'm just telling y'all what I pay attention to. I pay attention to nuance and shit. So we don't care about that. Y'all are too...
Starting point is 00:39:36 I don't want to talk about the school shooting. It's Florida. It's Florida. They're still selling AR-15s. What do you want me to say? What I will say, though, is Joyner Lucas tweeted that the solution to that is to have the teachers carry firearms. And I see a few people beginning to say this. So let's stop this in its tracks.
Starting point is 00:39:59 That's a bad idea. That's a very bad idea. That's why, to the same point when they're like, well, we should arm everyone so the good guys can have the, you know how long it takes to be in special forces with automatic rifles? Like, we're just, all right, you're going to go get a teaching degree. No offense to people that are teachers, but it's a four-year program. On top of that, we're going to train you how to use a pistol in a fucking shootout. Let me tell you something. That's not part of a college program.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Third period, I had Mr. Ford for social studies and he could barely see me Right. Yeah, that nigga was old with glasses and a wandering biggie. I yeah, yeah, yeah He just a gun is not this terrible and okay So you get racist as these teachers be half the time his friend is upset as these teachers get or Mental anguish that they are put through on a daily basis and you get a teacher's gun and give me my ar-15 and my money's on me yeah it's just more people so now a teacher gonna be spraying off too in a huge crowd people watch too many action movies man so uh uh prayers out to everyone everyone who lost somebody and everyone who lost their life at that tragic tragic
Starting point is 00:41:04 event uh speaking of movies did you just say movies you did say movies right i didn't i didn't who lost somebody and everyone who lost their life at that tragic, tragic event. Speaking of movies, did you just say movies? You did say movies, right? I didn't. You said something. Oh, I did. I actually said movies.
Starting point is 00:41:10 I don't even know what he said. Fucking, I have yet to see Black Panther. I would love to come in here and give everyone my Black Panther review. Rory, did you see it? No, I didn't have time.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I didn't see it either. Better not go see it neither, nigga. Wait for that one to go on HBO. Watch it in my home. I'm tired of that, man. I'm seeing a few of you white dudes posting the bloody
Starting point is 00:41:33 white guy from Google saying your brother got beat up at Black Panther. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Nobody went to Black Panther to beat up a white person. That's just not true. Stop lying again. Again. So I'm the only one here that hadn't seen it? No, I didn't. Nobody went to Black Panther to beat up a white person. That's just not true. Stop lying again. Again. So I'm the only one here that hadn't seen it? No, I didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Aldi gave us one. Oh, wait. What type of podcast do we do? No, we'll be able to talk about it next week, though, because I'll definitely see it. Let's talk about it in like six weeks when it's over. Well, no, I'm going to see it tomorrow. I tried to buy tickets last week, and tomorrow was the soonest I could get. What happened to, I think it was maybe
Starting point is 00:42:08 Savon, bring up when Joe was saying he was good, he didn't need to buy a ticket, he was going to walk right into the theater because he was a celebrity and they was going to escort him to the front row and give him popcorn. What happened to that, man? I didn't attempt to do that. Why do you want to sit in the front row anyway?
Starting point is 00:42:24 Well, no, I don't. Yeah, that's Why do you want to sit in the front row anyway? Well, no, I don't. Yeah, that's exactly where they would put me, in the front row. No, Rory, I bought tickets at, I probably could have got in sooner, but I bought tickets to one of the fancy schmancy. Ah, the ones with the full course. Yeah, where you can order dinner and wine. Oven roasted turkey. So you bought a ticket for iPix.
Starting point is 00:42:43 I'm trying to. What's up with you, bro? I'm just asking. But don't tell people where I'm going. You made it seem like it's an exclusive. It is, but don't tell people where I'm going. I'm not saying which iPick. It ain't but one iPick in Jersey.
Starting point is 00:42:57 What time are you going to iPick? Shut up, Rory. Yeah, so I'm going to go make it a whole experience. An experience. Yeah, what's wrong with that? It's the movies, man. Yeah, so I'm going to go make it a whole experience. An experience. Yeah, what's wrong with that? It's the movies, man. Oh, white people. It's more than a movie, Rory.
Starting point is 00:43:13 It's a movement now. Yeah. These niggas, what did they sell? What did they do? Like $349 million, something ridiculous. $269. They broke all types of records. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Shout out to... Shout out to Ryan Coog types of records. Yeah. Shout out to... Shout out to Ryan Coogler, man. Yeah, shout out to Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan, all parties involved. I see something about Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler in talks to have a new movie coming about an African emperor that was apparently the richest man ever. No. Have y'all seen that? I heard.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I read something about it. Musa, Musa. They're doing Creed 2 now, too. They should have did Creed 1. I mean, it was successful. Well, that's true. And this one might be even more successful
Starting point is 00:43:54 with the storyline. Well, it will 100% be more successful. Yeah, well, yeah, for sure. All right, well, I'm excited to go see Black Panther more. And, oh, what a night
Starting point is 00:44:03 is tomorrow. Very busy Wednesday. Very busy Wednesday. If you don't have tickets, get a ticket, get a ticket. Well, tonight. I'm excited to go see Black Panther more. And, oh, what a night is tomorrow. Very busy Wednesday. Very busy Wednesday. If you don't have tickets, get a ticket. Get a ticket. Whoa, tonight. That's tonight. I mean, tonight.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Whatever. He crucified me for that. Yo, you got to look at the Wires cast and the alumni and what they've all done. Michael B. Jordan being one of them. Yeah. They did him dirty on the wire. Oh, Joe, did you know that Jazz was a writer on This Is Us? Did you know that?
Starting point is 00:44:24 Yo, I saw TMZ put something out. I did not know that. That said that Jazz is a writer on This Is Us? Did you know that? Yo, I saw TMZ put something out that said that Jazz is a writer on This Is Us. I did not know that. And I hope it's not true because I'm going to be angry. I'm 99% sure she was one, yeah. Why would you be angry? I feel like she could have got me a scene. A scene. You're saying what?
Starting point is 00:44:41 I'll spot you. A scene. You don't think I could You had the same beard As the father that Yeah Mom Well they heard
Starting point is 00:44:49 They heard about your daredevil Randall I mean William You could have been William That's fine You could have been William I feel like I could be I feel like Randall
Starting point is 00:44:58 Is still dying Dying to adopt I feel like he could Adopt an old nigga Like a 38 year old Yo what's good Ain't nobody adopted a 38-year-old. Yo, what's good? Ain't nobody adopted a 38-year-old.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Yo, I rap. Yo, I rap. Yeah, and I podcast. I got to text jazz. Maybe the industry heard about your Daredevil audition and that spread. Rory. What's up with y'all? Not everyone has a good audition they first though.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Maul came to my house over the weekend and put my vibe award on his Insta Live. Because you had it on the table. I told you, it switches rooms. I didn't have it on the table. Who put that there? Ice put it there. Because I know the day before, that was not there.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Ice came over and said, where's the V? Don't laugh. Don't encourage it. The V is part of the crew now. We just got to accept it. That shit definitely got to be in all the pictures from now on. Bring that shit next week. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Place that shit right here. I'll fuck both of you. Somehow we've gone 45 minutes without discussing Hellrell. Oh, my God. Well, Maul was there, so he could probably get him. I was in Joe's house when all of that took place. You wasn't at the table next to him? You're our hood insider.
Starting point is 00:46:02 So immediately when I saw Hell Rel getting dressed by the dressing. At a restaurant where you get sesame chicken and pancakes. Oh, man. I immediately turned to Maul and I say, Maul, what's happening uptown? Listen, man, this is obviously some ongoing shit. You know, I don't know. He responded. He said he's Gucci. No, no. man. This is obviously some ongoing shit. You know, I don't know. He responded.
Starting point is 00:46:27 He said he's Gucci and in his Gucci flip flops. No, no. He said he was Gucci and his Gucci flip flops. No, no, no. That's what he said. No, no, no, no, no. Are you just saying
Starting point is 00:46:38 he was Gucci? I don't give a fuck what you said. I knew you was. Ruger said he's good. I knew you was going to come here and tell me what Ruger said. I saw what he said. He put it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:48 I thought you thought I was making it up. No, I saw it. Okay. So now I want to, before I even get into the video, I want to get into the response. Why do people do that? It's the new era, man. He got on and started talking to his phone and he starts telling me that he has on Gucci slides and all his jewelry is real. He got on and started talking to his phone, and he starts telling me that he has on Gucci slides
Starting point is 00:47:05 and all his jewelry is real. Those weren't even the two questions I had prepared, Hellrell. In Hellrell's defense, he's been doing that on DVDs for 15 years. I had mad other questions for Hellrell. Like what? Well, would you like me to get to my first one and the most important at all? I would.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Why is he in that restaurant with his family? Yo, grandma, I got the perfect spot for Sunday. Yo, everybody, I mean, y'all don't think I'm playing around. Why is he at Shrimp La Grill Buffet on 1 and 9? Shrimp La Grill. Honestly, with his whole family. That's how you know something was wrong, because I looked at the video about 90 times to see who else was there.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Wasn't nobody else but Bob over there in the corner. He's there all day. Bob was big as hell, had the corner booth. You could tell he a regular. That nigga looked to the right. You could tell that's a normal occurrence at Shrim didn't even run yeah bob got up and just politely i made 8.99 a pound for this he said i was done anyway just paid the check i'll go ahead and get out of here no so that is since you want to know that's my most important question why is hell rail eating
Starting point is 00:48:21 here the food's good though we got't know what the pot roast is like. All right, so even if the food is good. Because what if that was like a Cracker Barrel? We can't shit on Cracker Barrel. I hate Cracker Barrel. But you like Waffle House. I love Waffle House. That shit is trash.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Waffle House is trash. That means breakfast. Waffle House is trash. You're just not supposed to eat it sober. You're not supposed to eat it, period. Nigga, that shit is trash. It's not good, but you can't really fuck up eggs and pancakes. Ma, don't do that. Waffle House is trash. Their grits is good. That's how you know they're not supposed to eat it, period. Nigga, that shit is trash. It's not good, but you can't really fuck up eggs and pancakes. Don't do that. Waffle house is trash.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Their grits is good. That's how you know they're not trash. That shit is trash. I think you're letting the optic fool you because all the Waffle House workers look like they just came home. The food is trash, bro. They did. You'll find a nice hood joint over there, though. The waitresses? I got the people cooking. Look at Rory.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Look at Rory trying to find the Waffle House. You know what's funny? Now I know more trash because trying to find at the Waffle House. Hey, hey. You know what's funny? Now I know I'm all trash because it's a few nice Waffle Houses, like white people Waffle Houses. I'm talking about the food. Like that one, if you go straight down 95, that first one that's in that obscure part of Baltimore, where are you going to hit?
Starting point is 00:49:18 The one in Maryland. The first one you see on 95. That's nice. That's a nice one. See, Rory, I know I fuck with Rory for a reason, man. That's a nice one. Because you're Waffle House bound? Yeah. But what were for a reason, man. That's a nice one. Because of your waffle house bone? Yeah, but what were we talking about
Starting point is 00:49:27 before you fucking said the stupid shit? I said we got to find out what restaurant Rory was in because it might be correct. He was in Shrimp La Cafe Buffet. All you could fucking eat. He and him,
Starting point is 00:49:37 the only niggas there. So, I've analyzed this video a lot. He was at the place where it'd be Spanish people working but they serving Chinese food. Let's spend some time. You know those spots.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Where it'd be Spanish people working, but they serve in Chinese food. That's shit. You know those spots. That's like Flo DeMaio. Yeah, we just went there last week. What are you talking about? That's Flo DeMaio whole pitch.
Starting point is 00:49:59 That was Flo DeMaio on the video. Hey, it's Spanish niggas serving Chinese. And nutcrackers. I watched that video about 900 million times and I'm not going to clown El Rel too much because those was men that was pounding on him very different from that little bee jumping that I watched
Starting point is 00:50:16 these was grown ass niggas in there that's one what I will say is I mean you're just supposed to I don't know how to quantify this if you're from a certain area of town i assume that you have the uncanny ability to look at people and know whether their intentions are good or bad wasn't his back to the door no no he was he did the right thing i don't think those guys gently opened that door i think are good or bad. Wasn't his back to the door? No. No. He was facing.
Starting point is 00:50:45 He did the right thing. He was facing the door. I don't think those guys gently opened that door. I think they aggressively ended it. They had on all black. They were filming.
Starting point is 00:50:54 It was five of them. They said, there he is. They had masks on. They said, it's going down. Everything they could have done to let Hellrail know
Starting point is 00:51:04 drama was coming, they did. And he he was still seated i don't understand it i'm a little confused by that sometimes but that's fine sometimes they catch you over your steamed broccoli i think them i think they were surprised they caught him at shrimpler grill i think they was like oh shit Have you ever spilt rice before? You know how hard that is to clean up? It's the worst. You can't vacuum it. It's wet.
Starting point is 00:51:29 That shit is horrible. That shit is terrible. That shit is terrible when I saw that shit. So they walk up on him. They didn't even power walk. It was a stroll. They didn't even put him on like a speed walk. They still looked cool.
Starting point is 00:51:40 They got up close to him, had a little conversation. And then a lot of punches happened. He ducked a few. I thought he actually handed himself in that first immediate punch pretty well. He kind of dipped with it, but fell, and then just hit the floor running, which sometimes you gotta run.
Starting point is 00:51:58 You gotta run. Sometimes you do have to run. I'm not running because I don't have very much breath. Let me say a few things. Let me say a few things. You've been saying a few things. Proceed.
Starting point is 00:52:18 I don't know what to say, Maul. I'm putting a bullet in your head if you try that around my family. Yeah, that was the one thing that I was saying was crazy. It was with his family. And you know what? Let me recant. I wouldn't need to do that.
Starting point is 00:52:33 My family is fighting. But he was with women, though. My mom is fighting. My mom will stab one of these rapper niggas. I don't want my mom fighting no rapper niggas. I'm not talking about what I want to happen. I'm telling you, that's mother love. Yeah, nah.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Even in that situation, like, nah. What'd you think? My mom ain't the mom that's going to call the cops. Let me just say that. Some black parents. I got some money in this thing putting the combo down. Yeah, but I still don't want my mom swinging on one of them dudes. No, don't swing.
Starting point is 00:53:03 But if you go to the kitchen. Go to the back of the kitchen and dudes. No, don't swing. But if she opens and gets punched in her face. Go to the back of the kitchen and get a knife, nigga. Listen. Ma, go to the back of the kitchen. If you getting stomped out and you happen to take a gander up. A gander in a fight. And see a nigga punching your mom in the face. See a nigga punching your mom in the face is crazy.
Starting point is 00:53:21 That's crazy. And all you have is plastic forks because you're at that spot. That's like turning into the Hulk because if I'm getting stomped out and I look up and see my mom's getting punched in the face by one of these niggas, I'm killing everybody.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Like, everybody's dying. I'm getting strength from somewhere and everybody that's in this area that's causing harm is going to die. If I see that happening, the fight is ongoing.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Now when you leave, we leave to be continued we're continuing this fight that's why i don't want my mom getting in that my mom is definitely stabbing me but so let's address some other things public service announcement to anybody out there if you're ever in that type of unfortunate predicament, you're faster on two legs. He was off balance, though. Fam, the nigga was on all fours.
Starting point is 00:54:15 That's true. Which is fine. It could have been a slippery floor. No, that's fine. They may have mopped. Yeah, someone else probably spilled the rice before. Those type of restaurants always have wet floors. No, I'm not mad.
Starting point is 00:54:22 I'm not mad at him being. Shut up, bro. I'm not. But I'm not mad at him being on all fours. I'm mad at him for attempting to travel long distance on all fours. If you watch the video, he tried to go from the back of the salad bar to the door on all fours. You got to get up, man. If you ever play high school football, that's just a crab walk. I was surprised
Starting point is 00:54:46 that he sat down the whole time when they was walking up. You had a disadvantage already letting him walk up on you while you're sitting down with your family. You got to see him
Starting point is 00:54:53 coming in there and stand up. All it takes is one time for somebody to catch you while you are seated for you to know to never let that happen again. I'll just put it,
Starting point is 00:55:02 I'll put it that way. Yeah, for sure. Maybe this is his one time. I thought Hell Rel was ugly enough to know how to fight. I'ma be honest. I'ma be, and Hell Rel's my guy.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Wait, what? I'm sure this is not the first time that he's heard that he's ugly. Hell Rel ain't cute. You know, you just assume how ugly nigga got hands. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:24 So, so in the event, if you were a woman and thotting, it wouldn't be with Hellro. Well, how much money does Hellro have? All his jewelry's real. Oh, my God. That's nasty. No.
Starting point is 00:55:35 No, Rory. All right, I was just asking. Hellro. You just need the callback. No, that DM's just going to say Red. He's going to have to unsend that one himself to feel better. Y'all are fucking crazy, man. So nobody else thought Hell Rail was up there.
Starting point is 00:55:55 All right, so off Hell Rail for a little bit, because watching that clip, I wanted to come in here and ask y'all about the worst fight that y'all lost or either the worst time somebody caught y'all slipping, I already told them all my story on Saturday. I said, you know the fight is not going in your favor when you just start saying stop.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Yo, chill, yo, chill, chill, chill, chill. Yo, and then you know the fight really ain't going in your favor when he stops. Like, yeah. Like, all right. Chill. This is going to be a homicide charge if I keep going. Y'all are crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Y'all don't want to tell me about it? I'm the only one? Yeah? Everybody's lost their fights. I've never lost a fight in my life. Oh, come on now. Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Everybody's lost a fight. Everybody's lost a fight. I got caught with the cool, you face- face, and then they be like, nah. They do the turnaround, but they mad fast, and they come back around. I got caught pretty bad. I definitely hit the canvas. Damn. I.e. the street.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Damn. Nigga rocked your shit, huh? OD rocked my shit. Damn. Thank God I never hit the canvas. Come on. You never been knocked down in a fight? Knocked down, but that's on a tussle. come on you never been knocked down in a fight knocked down
Starting point is 00:57:05 but that's on a tussle I've never been hit and fall to the ground in a hood fight you're gonna get to the tussle rather quickly and then I did the
Starting point is 00:57:14 cause I didn't get like knocked out out but I did the get up real quick and think you bout to fight but you still don't have your bearings so you're like
Starting point is 00:57:22 what's up what's up man what's up that's an L definitely an L the new man? What's up? That's an L. Definitely an L. The new kids. It was definitely an L. That's an L.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Yeah, they would call it. I wouldn't get clout for that one. No. No clout. Not at all. The kids love the clout. Do y'all care about Takashi versus everybody? Listen, wherever Takashi was in LA this weekend,
Starting point is 00:57:41 I was not staying away from that madness. I mean, I will say this, man. Same Zs. I'm cool. He's a brave kid, though. I will say that. Tell us more. Well, I mean, he said he was going to L.A.
Starting point is 00:57:56 He went. That's a good story. I mean, he was walking around. I mean, I don't know if these guys wanted him to actually pull up in their neighborhood. Why would he do that? He's not going to pull up in these neighborhoods that y'all want him to. He's going there to handle his business wherever he has to be to get his money and leave. That's what he's going to do.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Right. But I mean, I don't know, man. It's just, you know, that whole situation to me is just a little, it's just weird. Was he a Ducey Palooza? No. No, he was not. Was he on the list? To my knowledge
Starting point is 00:58:25 yeah i put him down plus 20 no you gotta put plus 80 that's why he ain't show up well my my thing is this i don't i don't really want to speak too much on him and his situation because i'm unaware of it uh but maul and i did have a rather interesting conversation about checking in and how we feel about it so i want to ask rory and parks how y'all feel about quote-unquote checking in a big part of this takashi thing was him saying uh listen i respect the soil that every gangster walks on all over the world but i myself i'm never checking in with anybody to go anywhere is that offensive i'll put it in or in a non-street way you ever go to a house party where you were not invited but you came with somebody and you would like to know whose house it was to say hey i'm in your house just what's up thank you for having me yes yeah
Starting point is 00:59:17 i usually do that that's that's the polite thing to do it's true so i think this is the street version and you should move that way okay so I will respond to that the way Maul responded to me when I said that. But is it a check? Is it to say that you are soft? If I say that I demand that you come check in when you hit my city, am I insulting you? Well, is it prior beef, or are you just telling me i'm just telling you yes a tone people are human so if you say in a certain tone well you gotta remember you gotta remember too a lot of this is because of the gang affiliation thing i don't i don't
Starting point is 00:59:57 think if if takashi wasn't gang affiliated or if you know i mean i don't think this would be a situation where he would have to check and i I don't really know the whole how that shit go. But I think because he is gang affiliated, I think that they're saying, well, when you come here, these are the things that you need to do. But here's my outside looking in shit on that. And I don't know who's real and who's not. But everyone's a gang member now. So why is it just specific to that kid? I'm not a gang member.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Yeah, I didn't understand why it was specific to him. I didn't understand that. Yeah. But I mean, I feel like it's a you know behind the scenes shit that i'm not aware of i don't know about yeah i don't know but just from looking from the outside i just i don't understand it but i'm no longer asking y'all about him i just want to know y'all thoughts on no now if you're gang affiliated i I understand that. That I do understand. The videos online changed the phone call.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Because everyone has been in a situation where maybe if social media was gauging it, y'all got on the phone and everything kind of changed. When y'all had that conversation. Yeah. When you just have videos going back and forth with terrible tones and a bunch of your friends behind you with guns, I may not be inclined to be like, hey bro, I'm headed to your city. So I think the phone calls, people are much different on the phone. Not even on like they become pussy on the phone. People are just different when they are talking directly to you on the phone.
Starting point is 01:01:19 So with this video shit, that's why these kids are all fucking ununified. Everyone's just doing videos back and forth and Academics is posting it. I'm going to send this, like, Academics is the middleman to real shit and it's terrifying. It's terrifying. Let me tell you something, man. I brought Ak over to squeeze on Friday. I saw those
Starting point is 01:01:38 awkward ass videos. I DMed Joe. I said, you putting in that overtime to get Trey that placement. Oh my god. My poor baby is dissing me. I said, you put in that overtime to get Trey that placement. Oh, my God. My poor baby is dissing me. I forgot all about that. He killed you, too.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Relax. Relax. He did kill you. He flipped your club. Everyone simmer down. Yo, acting at the strip club is pretty funny, man. He was out there just hopping around like it wasn't killers around. I said, man, relax, man, before you get a shot out here. My likes will block the bullets.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Yeah, relax a little bit. Shout out here. My likes will block the bullets. Yeah, like relax a little bit. What I will say is this. When you play the game that it seems this gentleman is playing, and I agree with Maul that up to this point, he does appear rather brave. But the second that someone is braver, the consequences are grave. No pun intended. Yeah. Yeah, if you're playing the game, you got to play by the rules of the game.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Yeah. Is there rules anymore? That's a good question. That's a good question. Yeah, that's valid. So then my question to you gentlemen becomes, for all of the attention and notoriety that he gains from this, because I was glued to where he was. I was home and I was like, let me wait and see what Takashi's like. Yeah, I was looking too like, all right, Takashi is in West Hollywood.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Let's go to the other side. Let's go downtown. Let me check, see if they get him by 10. But for all of that, I guess my question becomes, is it worth it? And what I mean is, you know, you have to lose money. You have to lose money. He's on tour. He's had tour dates canceled for all of this drama.
Starting point is 01:03:14 And I don't know the bag that he's receiving, but as a newer artist, you need to move around. Yeah, I mean, you kill. And I know to travel the way that he is traveling is cost. I'm saying, yeah, because even just to have people with you, it's going to cost a lot.
Starting point is 01:03:29 Yeah, that's expensive. And a venue booking you has to triple its security, which is not cheap. Which is more expensive. Right. And that comes out of your shit. Right.
Starting point is 01:03:37 And my thing with festivals kind of really being the way artists are moving now and where the actual money is, people from all walks of life go to festivals. They're going to skip over on Tekashi. Maybe a hood venue might book him because that's, you know,
Starting point is 01:03:50 the area likes that. They're skipping right over Tekashi. We're not letting all this energy into some drug festival. Right. And he's losing money there. I know. I just can't figure out if he cares yet because he may be getting a lot of money from so many other places.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Well, money to him. Because that's what it usually is. I mean, when you start out as a starving artist and then you do get that first bag, it feels like a million dollars. This is the most money you could ever have. And then you realize, wait, these people are getting booked $2 million per 15 minutes at these festivals. All it took for me was to actually see how much money I was spending on people that weren't me. To say, okay, let's slow this one down a bit.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Once you realize that million dollars, you're getting a third of it if you're lucky. I mean, it's expensive. It's just expensive. Uncle Sam call. And even if it's not expensive, you start showing up to doors. But I'm talking about Last Diggit. I don't know what's going on now because I'm trash. But Last Diggit, you start showing up to doors with 10 and 20 niggas,
Starting point is 01:04:52 you ain't really getting in nowhere, no way. You were. I wasn't as hot as he is, though. Let me throw that out there. That little nigga might be getting in. Nah, I would say when Pump It Up came out to what his single is now. Nope. You don't think so?
Starting point is 01:05:07 Nope. I think so. Yeah, I think so. Y'all are correct, but because it's a different time and there are so many more consumers in hip-hop, even if we were the same amount of hot, benefits him today. I see what you're saying. There's much more money in hip-hop. There's much more consumers. There's much more avenues in hip-hop. There's much more consumers.
Starting point is 01:05:26 There's much more avenues, much more outlets. There's much more everything today. So it benefits you to be cracking today. You got to adjust for inflation though. I think it's pretty similar. I bet y'all are pretty evenly tiered.
Starting point is 01:05:42 I don't give a fuck anyway. So Takashi was moving around. No. evenly tiered. I don't give a fuck anyway. So, so, so, so Takashi was moving around. No, but I died my year when I was 15 or so. It was blonde.
Starting point is 01:05:54 You got pictures? No. Dill, Dill had a picture until I stole it. Never, never to be seen again. Yeah, I was mad bored at 16. So Takashi was moving around.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Cardi was moving around. She looked, she looked great. So Takashi was moving around. Cardi was moving around. She looked great. Did anybody see her moving around? And I only mentioned her. I saw her at the club. That's the only time. I only mentioned her because there was that whole gang rumor about her as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:18 I mean, I only seen one video of her at the club, and she had about 40 security guards surrounding her. Looked like she was moving all right. Well she was moving smart okay so now she's not doing that bullshit in la well let's let's take a hard turn here uh cardi's dear friend star brim released a video containing black China. Man, this is funny. I don't even know if I'm prepared for how funny this is. I watched the timeline go from Black Panther to a different Panther. From Black Panther to Black China?
Starting point is 01:07:03 It was a whole different vibe. It was a whole different vibe. I haven't seen it, so what's the name of the place? Wakanda. They went from Wakanda to China. I don't understand how anybody fucking is complaining about Black Panther spoilers. I've never, I don't know any other word that is Wakanda. As soon as I see a nigga say Wakanda, I'm finished reading the tweet. I don't know what's going on.
Starting point is 01:07:22 You're not spoiling anything for me. Now, or what's the other one? Killmonger. I don't know a word that's Killm's going on you're not spoiling anything for me now or what's the other one killmonger i don't know a word that's killmonger that's spoiling things if you say killmonger i know you're talking about something i haven't seen yet i'm leaving all right so uh can y'all tell me about the worst head you've ever received rory and i might not be allowed to partake in this but more you can right of course grade that head not the bad head you received but black China's head
Starting point is 01:07:52 what's the scale like 1 to what 10 1 to 2 I mean you're not going to get past 2 you didn't know that that video's not going gonna be a minute thirty you know what's funny though everything
Starting point is 01:08:08 everything is funny why is it that every time a celebrity sex tape comes out or pseudo celebrity sex tape comes out why are we always so amazed when it's trash right like do we think because it's
Starting point is 01:08:24 like a celebrity or pseudo celebrity it's supposed to be like the most amazing sex we've ever seen because i mean all of these sex tapes that come out to me are like trash right but it's like i expect it to be trash like i don't i don't i don't think that i would expect it to be like an amazing sex scene they're not really producing them but not even that it's producing it's just the sex looks like it's just not good sex you know i'm saying it's like no disrespect to wiz or 21 but we all would feel away if an amber rose tape came out and it was trash yeah i would probably feel you fucking right you would feel away that that would be one where i would be like but i'm with you i never i never looked at black china and said hmm but a lot of these wondering how that is because when we judge rappers joe
Starting point is 01:09:10 i'm adding you into this even though you don't do it when they all share like the same three chicks i used to do it i kind of in my head i'm like all right well she has to have fire because they pick these three chicks and they're all friends and they're all dating them publicly. They got to have fire. No, niggas are just groupies for groupies. That's all. I don't never look at it and be like, oh, it's fire because these three dudes had a like. I never look at it like that.
Starting point is 01:09:36 I'm thinking you have a good amount of pussy available to you as a rapper. And the five, these five chicks are all being passed around and being publicly dated they have to have the craziest head ever in my brain if I was put in a position like that it's just the dudes
Starting point is 01:09:51 just want to be with the girl that has made a name for herself that's all it is I never I never take that to say oh because she's been with so many dudes
Starting point is 01:09:59 like her shit has to be incredible no I just take it as these dudes want to be with her because she was with a dude who's more popular than he is. So now he feels like if he has a woman in common with this dude has more clout than him, he feels like he's on the same level as this other dude. I don't care about what you're saying. Rape Black China's head.
Starting point is 01:10:17 I told you it was terrible. I know, but you didn't give me a number to put next to terrible. So one to five. One to ten. One to ten. Ten being best. Four. Tell me why.
Starting point is 01:10:32 What was wrong? Let's dig in here. Pause. I don't know. I don't know if I, I mean, it just wasn't, it didn't, I'm thinking, I'm thinking if it was me, I would be pleased by it. It was sleepy, sleepy head for real. It doesn't look like that.
Starting point is 01:10:44 It looked like she just woke up. It doesn't look like a, she wasn't even in prime blowjob position. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was straddling her like, neck.
Starting point is 01:10:53 That's a, that was like a, that was like a, I'm putting my cock in your face. Yo, you know what's funny about that? Time out. Let's talk,
Starting point is 01:11:00 let's talk about that position for a minute. How do niggas get, how do niggas, how do niggas get in that position? How do niggas get in that position? Maul, tell me. If you're on the bed, like, and you just, you know what I mean, by her face. You ass niggas straddling.
Starting point is 01:11:13 No, no, no. You're losing me. I don't know how a nigga gets there. On the bed with your cock in her face? You don't know how to get in that position? No. I've been in that position by accident reaching for the remote. Like, what do you mean? You don't know how to get in that position? No. I've been in that position by accident reaching for the remote.
Starting point is 01:11:25 What do you mean? That's like you've never reached for the remote and you're like, hold up, my bad. You get that? Then you ended up in the Boston Crab around this chick? No. I mean, he straddled her. He looked like he was just humping her face. He was on some pervert shit.
Starting point is 01:11:42 Yeah, he was trying to get his shit off. I mean, it just wasn't working. He had his knees on her shoulders. I'm saying, how do you get your knees on a girl's shoulders? You're not going to get good results like that. He was about to sit on her face. You're not going to get good results. I've sat on faces. I've done that.
Starting point is 01:11:54 Me too, but it was a plan. It was well thought out. What I'm saying is- No, then he politely asked her to get to the edge of the bed so he could get his shit off again. That's polite. Yeah. Oh, you got that far? Yeah. The second one was- He watched the whole thing? Then he politely asked her to get to the edge of the bed so he could get his shit off again. That's polite. Oh, you got that far? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:09 The second one was like a little turn around. You are a fucking loser. No, I had to see what it was about. I had to see. I cut that shit off immediately. Yeah, you have to. It's like you have to see something. No, you don't. It was a minute long.
Starting point is 01:12:19 That's what I'm saying. It wasn't even like a long clip. He put her over the side of the bed to get the face fuck in, which did not go as planned either. But, I mean, that's really the part. Man, past 20 seconds, I was cool once I heard the ad-lib track. You heard the name? Yes. Put all of it inside now.
Starting point is 01:12:34 No, no, no more. What the fuck are you talking about? He was trying to coach her through it. Shut up. Shut up. You got to talk out there. Well, I'm glad you said that. Because then I wanted to come in here and ask y'all. Because I'm glad you said that Because then I wanted to
Starting point is 01:12:45 Come in here and ask y'all Because I know I'm a weirdo I want to check my own thinking Sometimes You know with my network of friends Would y'all be talking? Y'all like y'all be talking? I'm not
Starting point is 01:12:53 During Ed? Like y'all be like No Alright that's fine That's not the But what you What you saying? It depends on what's going on
Starting point is 01:13:02 If it's not you know She's sucking her dick What do you mean what's going on? No but I'm just saying What is she doing? She's not wetting up You need's sucking her dick. What do you mean what's going on? No, but I'm just saying, what is she doing? Clearly, there's debris to that. Yeah, you need some more sauce. Oh, you're instructing.
Starting point is 01:13:08 You need some more sauce? Yeah, put some more sauce. Put some more sauce. Put some more sauce on that. Yeah, man. Mo, you are not saying to a chick during head, yo, give me more sauce, please. Absolutely, I've said that before. You're not talking to chicks like they the McDonald's drive-thru.
Starting point is 01:13:22 I've absolutely said. No, you didn't. I've absolutely said put some more mouth sauce on that. I've absolutely said that. Extra honey mustard. I've 1,000% said that before. You've never said that? No.
Starting point is 01:13:32 So what do you say? What do you say? Make it more wet? Sauce. Oh, y'all got to step your balls up. Spit on my shit would be well before put some more sauce on it. I mean, I've done that too, but that's like 2009. We got to step it up.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Put some more sauce on that. Talk to me. What does she say? She proceeds to put more sauce on it. She's with the McDonald's. I was going to say, 50 cents? If she needs something to drink, do you know what I mean? Drink something.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Extra. Yeah, drink something. Get that mouth. 25 cent extra for the barbecue. Get the mouth wet. Here, drink something. Tell me about some of the other instructions here that you might say. I'm not giving y'all all my shit.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Come on, man. Y'all trying to steal my shit, man. Like, nah, man. But I'm definitely. Wait, what you think? I'm going to go back and be like, yo, Marv. And Marv told me this one. Hey, Marv.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Hey, hey, hey. Y'all trying to steal my shit, man. The chick I'm courting is not the, hey, I need extra sauce. Listen, man. It works. You got to go with what works. It works. They understand.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Okay, so. But you know why I'm mad at this whole sex tape shit? We don't ever get an update from any Lisa Bloom case anyway. So it's like, I watch the press conference and I be hype. You should not ever take advantage of a woman and record her. You're ruining her rights. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, that's fucking right. And then it goes away.
Starting point is 01:14:49 But, I mean, she's got to grab that publication check. She was being recorded, though. It wasn't like a camera hitting in the hamper or nothing like that. It was like he was holding his phone. All right, so this is my question. Homeboy was recording. Actually, you know what? Let me not get to that question yet.
Starting point is 01:15:04 So everyone watched the video and this was an uproar online it took the attention away from black panther right and well you think it's a conspiracy no but fox news leaked it but here there's someone here who did think it was a conspiracy and i'm just going to read you what Michi has to say about things. If you're unfamiliar with Michi, he is the young man who has been dating China and has been seen with China most recently. He is the man allegedly in the clip. Michi says, and I quote, First off, I've really been chilling.
Starting point is 01:15:40 that quote. First off, I've really been chilling. First off, I've really been chilling. I don't trust nobody that says they've just been chilling. I don't trust first off. Yeah, or first off.
Starting point is 01:15:58 All right, first off, I've really been chilling. Working on my career. When the last incident happened, I kept quiet and I stayed low key. But this, this is now beneath me. I cannot believe anybody would stoop this low. I stay in my lane I don't do the drama I focus on my family career
Starting point is 01:16:28 just about to release my project and now I've got to deal with my dick being plastered all over the world you've got to be kidding me you've got to be kidding me end quote
Starting point is 01:16:44 that's Michi oh this is michi i have a few questions questions from michi wait this is michi this picture right here what picture are you looking at that is him that is the alleged alleged michi and that same gentleman Said that he can dunk on me In sandals So He said that to you?
Starting point is 01:17:10 Yes Wait when did this conversation happen? When This was so weird in the studio When he was writing Where was you and Michi at? When he was writing for Black China Well I was
Starting point is 01:17:19 Parks I was gonna let it Go first I wanted to ask how this affected Joe and Chyna's rollout When Oh Joe Berg and Chyna? Yeah Joe Berg and Chyna's a classic Well when I was Meeting up with it go first. I wanted to ask how this affected Joe and Chyna's rollout. Oh, Joe Berg and Chyna? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Joe Berg and Chyna is a classic. Well, when I was meeting up with Berg to talk about Joe Berg and Chyna, our law firm. Where this is the rollout. Black Chyna was there and Mechie was there. And that's when Mechie said, I would dunk on you in sandals. And I looked at his little five foot four ass and laughed him out of the studio and said you have me fucked up I will clothesline you to the ground before that ever occurs I don't know what you LA short niggas I get it I get it I've been in that gym before with a guy you don't know
Starting point is 01:17:58 could jump high I get it so that's what Mich Meachie, who the fuck knew that this was you? And who gives a fuck that this was you? Why are you making a fucking announcement telling us that this is you? That is my question. L.A. niggas do something. Not L.A. niggas. I take that back, Whack 100. Fucking just some niggas do some funny shit.
Starting point is 01:18:23 What is Meach talking about? I'm not going to ghostwrite that because that would be the IG Honey shit. What is Meech talking about? Ghost write that because that be the IG honey shit. All I do is focus on my family. I'm never in the drama. Meanwhile, they're always in the drama. Meech. That was unnecessary. What's he doing?
Starting point is 01:18:38 I mean, listen, man. He wanted his credit. So what it did for Ray J. What it do for Ray J. Shit. That it did for Ray J. What it do for Ray J? Shit. That sex tape helped Ray J. How? It did.
Starting point is 01:18:51 Ray J did a lot of shit after that sex tape as a result of that sex tape. Well shit, because he sold it, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:18:57 he made some bread. What did Ray J do as a result of the sex tape? Am I missing something? I think he was, musically his career was bigger I think. No,
Starting point is 01:19:05 he was still putting out songs with K Slay. I mean, it was still, he was still attached to one of the, that's what was happening. He was still attached
Starting point is 01:19:13 to one of the biggest things ever. Yeah, that was one of the biggest sex tapes ever. He was still being attached to it. Did he get the show
Starting point is 01:19:20 after that? I don't know. I don't know about Ray J. I think that was after. I believe so. Well, I guess probably because this dude's face
Starting point is 01:19:27 wasn't in this sex tape. He was tight. It's kind of like with NFL players, they always got to let you know they play football when
Starting point is 01:19:34 they're in the club because they always have a helmet on. You don't know what they look like. It's kind of like the same thing. So you think he was
Starting point is 01:19:40 mad that he didn't do the camera back to his face in the video? Yeah. They recorded that shit like that was some exclusive shit they was giving us. That was definitely an outtake. Yeah, that's my, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:56 That's when you delete. That's not even in the phone anymore. That's deleted. Because you're not getting off to that on your own. After you nut and your head is clear. Hell no. I'm not using that for my own purpose. Never. After you nut and your head is clear. Hell no. I'm not using that for my own purpose. Never.
Starting point is 01:20:06 After you nut and your head is clear you go back and look at the video like oh get the fuck out of here. I'm deleting this. What was I thinking? Yeah you ain't even supposed
Starting point is 01:20:12 to post the one that's not you going ham. Right. That's one. And number two I would love to know how this video got out of their phones.
Starting point is 01:20:20 Right. They sent it to a publication. They're sending this video to somebody right? They sent it. We know how it got out the phone we know that we know it was sent in an email
Starting point is 01:20:29 I filed an email to my sex tape I got to show out at least a little bit that shit was like but what are they gearing up for Meech says he has a project coming he'll be at a D.C. Palooza somewhere of course he has a project
Starting point is 01:20:43 he's hosting Black China has music coming out but I think that's slowed down There's a project coming. He'll be at a D.C. Palooza somewhere. Of course he has a project. He's hosting. Black China has music coming out, but I think that's slowed down. Bird doesn't send me any more of those songs. Because she wants her royalties from you or something? Her and Ian are arguing back and forth? Nah. Your ass cap about to be fucked up. Let's talk about Drake.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Damn, how you get blackballed by Black China? Oh, man, I would love to play that song right now. It gets me in such a good mood, but I don't have it. Let's talk about Drake Damn how you get blackballed By Black China Oh man I would love to play that song Right now It gets me in such a good mood But I don't have it So I did notice With Drake's
Starting point is 01:21:12 Oh the video The song Play the song I have Apple Music Gets me in a good mood And title Look at him Trying to throw it in real quick
Starting point is 01:21:19 You heard that Lenny The title was on my home screen Title was on my home screen Who asked Rory What was on my home screen. Title was on my home screen. Who asked Rory what was on his home screen? That's all I want to know. I haven't seen the video yet. Let me just tell you all that. Was it a Drake video?
Starting point is 01:21:35 No, I think that's a lie because Drake was doing all this great charity work, and then I see you on IG Story today going, surprise, Safari, and paid for the meal. He had no idea. Like, I get you was trying to do the treatment of the God's plan video. Every now and then you say something funny, and I'd be shocked a little bit. That was a good one. That was a good one.
Starting point is 01:21:56 It's God's plan. Hey. Turn this up. I don't want to die for them to miss me. Yeah, I'd like to be missed while I'm alive. Good point. This feels good. I feel like giving back.
Starting point is 01:22:18 I only wanted to hear it because it feels good. It's good. All right, you know what? We're going to spend some time on this one. Drake is easily one of the most important artists in hip-hop history. Never mind. Let's hate on it. Let's just hate.
Starting point is 01:22:30 I'm going to hate. Yo, I ain't going to lie. Honestly. I was ready to give Drake his props. But if Marlon's going to give him props, then I'm going to hate. No, it's not. I'm going to hate. I'm just being honest with you.
Starting point is 01:22:40 I'm just saying, you got to really just look at his career, man. Let's look. Let's take a gander. A lot of people don't have the career that Drake has. Why are we gandering so much on this podcast? Yo, let me hear what more about this. A lot of people what? I'm just saying, a lot of hip hop acts have not had the career that he's at
Starting point is 01:22:55 or the run that he's at. I don't know if anybody has had a run Drake has had. It must be fucking Captain Obvious Day. I'm just saying. I love when people are like, everybody was hating on Drake and LeBron. No, we weren't. We knew they were gonna be fucking no no but seriously like a lot of dudes don't a lot of people really don't give that him that credit though like if you could have this the same hip-hop talk with a lot of people they're not gonna give drake that credit more they're not that's not true okay that's not true okay lot of, you can't fight facts.
Starting point is 01:23:27 People fight facts every day. That's exactly what arguing and debating is. People fight facts every single day. Every day. I think it goes. You fought facts. What facts do I fight? You fought facts about Drake before. No way.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Oh my God. Tell me about it. No, no, no. Go ahead. Do we have sleepers? Do you never fought facts about Drake ever? I don't think so. So if I am wrong.
Starting point is 01:23:50 No, you did. You've definitely fought facts about Drake. Tell me when. You fought facts about Drake. You can't keep repeating yourself in the debate. You fought facts about Drake. What fact? More than one time.
Starting point is 01:24:01 Can I have one example? Well, when you said something recently that you said no he was like yeah it was something recently that you said about one of his his records or the only record we even talked about from him recently was a diplomatic community and i liked it not that right and all i said was I said was I don't think he was dissing me. He was. Well, yeah, that was a fact. You fought. There you go.
Starting point is 01:24:28 I don't think he was. I don't. I personally do not think he was dissing me. If he was, cool. But I don't take it that way is all I'm saying. He dissed you on the Black Boy shit, too, that just came out. I don't take that as a diss to me either. No, he was proving to you that he dissed you on Diffamata Community because he said, I told you it was cool, but I lied.
Starting point is 01:24:44 I told you it was cool, I lied I told you it was cool But I lied I'm sure he said that To some other people outside He said that to party probably Okay but on this podcast It was all about you He said that to party
Starting point is 01:24:52 This is my thing About this Drake shit right This is an amazing video This is a great video I mean it's nothing to even say But I have yet to see the video And I have yet to hear The complete song
Starting point is 01:25:03 It's great But this is great It is great You nothing to even say about it. I have yet to see the video, and I have yet to hear the complete song. It's great. But this is great. It is great. You can't even hate on it. He gave out a million dollars. What do you want me to say? Did he pay the taxes, or are those people going to have to pay the taxes? I wouldn't give a fuck what he did or did not do.
Starting point is 01:25:19 That's a joke. That was a, that, what a sentiment. I mean, a lot of it was cash, so. But it's on camera. That's true. You hear Parks. You hear Parks' whistle. This is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:25:33 What I'm saying is, this is what I think from Drake. And this is, this is a little, I probably have nothing to back this. I think this is the first time in a long time where I feel like him and his team are exhibiting real, true creativity since his superstardom. That's what I think. That has been one of my major beefs with him and his team and how things have looked. Only how they've looked. Now, he act had a conversation with 40 a few months ago this is when i was still in everyday struggle and 40 said to act that the
Starting point is 01:26:14 next drake project he can guarantee would be the one it would sell the most the single it would get him to a million now i don't know if I believed that when he said it. But when he said it. The world stops when he drops a verse. This next album, he's going to sell the most. Well, slow down. Let's not jump right to that. The last few years, the world has not stopped when Drake has dropped a verse.
Starting point is 01:26:41 I don't think so. Well, I think his projects. Slow down. His projects have always sold more than the last one until more life. But that wasn't even a quote unquote a project. Don't get me to sounding like I'm hating. All his projects sell. I'm only talking about the impact in the last few years.
Starting point is 01:26:56 I'm just saying that the world has not stopped the way it once has when Drake released a joint. I was one of those same people and I haven't bought or downloaded something in quite some time I'm just saying that if the trend continues there's nothing for me to believe that it would not sell more than everything else he's ever put out because everything else that's all easy to say today and now I'm just telling you about when they said it that was before any of this God's plan diplomatic immunity was quiet it was a little quiet and he said it then and i said hmm with that being said let me pay some attention how they're gonna how they're gonna do this now he also dissed you in the black boy shit when he said i've been
Starting point is 01:27:34 going since july you thought i died i've never heard that song you should listen to it i'm not listening to that song drake's verse is great i'm sure drake is great i'm not listening to block boy until i have a reason to listen to block boy i'm not just running to song. Drake's verse is great on that. I'm sure it is, but Drake is great. I'm not listening to Block Boy until I have a reason to listen to Block Boy. I'm not just running to everything with a Drake feature. Block Boy is not in my phone on the aux set.
Starting point is 01:27:52 You hate him. Maybe. What was I saying just now? All right, so Diplomat Community comes out. It's cool. The boy is rapping. Now, this song comes out
Starting point is 01:28:00 and Rory says it sounded a little like some A-boogie shit. Wait, what? You called him the... Never mind. The boy is rapping. That was just funny. But go ahead. Why is that so funny? The boy is rapping? That's funny. What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:28:15 Why? It is funny. It just sounded funny. The boy is rapping. You know what's funny about y'all? It sounds funny, me saying the boy is rapping, but y'all will rap some lyrics from the nigga calling himself the boy, and I think that's weird. I think that's really weird. When y'all be in the club, the boy got up.
Starting point is 01:28:31 I think you calling him the boy is weird. He can call himself whatever he wants. You calling him the boy is great. I would follow him on Instagram if his name wasn't Shabby Poppins. I'm from the generation where calling somebody a boy wasn't a big up. Oh, so you didn't big him up just now. Ooh. I'm going to wait until y'all finish.
Starting point is 01:28:50 I'm just asking. You said you're from the generation where calling him the boy is you not bigging him up. Do you think that me calling him the boy is bigging him up? Let me ask you that. That'll tell me about your perception of things. Do you think me calling somebody the boy is bigging him up? Well, that's why it was funny. That's why me and Rory laughed.
Starting point is 01:29:02 I'm asking you if that's a big up. No, I don't think it was. Okay. The young man. Is that better for you? Okay, yes. The young man was- He's a gentleman.
Starting point is 01:29:12 I don't even remember what I was talking about now. He was rapping on that. You were talking about, you were going to say it sounded like A Boogie. What I think you were trying to say was I was saying that God's plan, and he's been trying to catch that drum, yoddy broccoli flow for a while, and I think he really caught it with the God's plan, and he's been trying to catch that drum, yachty broccoli flow for a while, and I think he really caught it with the God's plan one. That's where you were getting to. The thing I really like about the video that I haven't seen is.
Starting point is 01:29:38 This nigga's crazy, man. That's why I'm not saying anything this whole time. I just want to listen to him. Go ahead. That's why I'm not saying anything this whole time. I just want to listen to him. Go ahead. I play some happy music because Maul and Rory are making me angry.
Starting point is 01:29:54 Y'all are making me angry. I handle my anger differently than Rory did last week when Parks and I were joking on him. I just say some calm, soothing words, get back in my groove. That's what you just did now the video that i like audio that i have not seen creativity that's why i like it i like it because i feel like drake and his team have finally sat down with each other and said what can we do new fresh and different exciting to incentivize the people to get i'm not see see people i see a couple of rumblings about people mad at drake for being a marketing plan let me tell you something i don't give a fuck if it is i don't care if it
Starting point is 01:30:42 is a marketing plan it's a brilliant one and it's good it's good a good deed it's a genius marketing plan i don't care if it wasn't his money i don't give a fuck whose money it was i don't it's almost like a hate proof rollout i and i text the group chat immediately and i said i feel like like Drake has outchanced Chance. Now, y'all are laughing, but on this podcast, we could document a few things. You know, back when Chance was on his We Are The World shit, I said, damn. Well, I thought to myself, damn, Drake's got to feel a way about this. Drake was easily the nicest guy hip hop has ever seen.
Starting point is 01:31:23 And now Chance is outnicing him. But that was easy to do because Drake spent a few years being being the bad guy so let me get to my next point drake is a much better good guy than bad guy he is a much better good guy than villain would y'all agree that he's been the villain maybe the last few years the uh the underdog the angry guy i was angry you when i was writing views all of that type stuff yeah it wasn't that happy you know it wasn't that it seemed it's it seems like not only is he back to that but it seems as though there was some real thought involved some real conversations about how we can get this thing going and for me that's monumental for me that's monumental because i felt like that was probably absent on views and more life.
Starting point is 01:32:07 And if you're reading this, it's too late. Yeah. I feel like the last time we've seen Drake and please don't misconstrue what I'm saying, because I do think that I agree with Maul and Roy. I do think Drake's career is unlike something that we've ever seen before I agree with that but after it was a certain point where it seemed like alright it was a lot of a lot was a money grab the future album
Starting point is 01:32:32 so I wasn't really feeling it I'm really excited about this though this is great and I still have not seen I'm probably not gonna see the video I don't care about it you should watch it it's great well I see people saying they cried I don't want to cry i'll cry i will cry i'll cry like that video is this is us i mean it kind of is i felt like shit in a sociopath i thought the whole time this is really great but i had no i never like choked up when it happened and i
Starting point is 01:33:00 actually felt really bad while i watched everyone on my timeline. That's because you haven't done a good deed in quite some time. No, I just don't document my good deeds. He just passed out a shitload of douce this past week. That's true. He did a great deed. I don't know if that was a great deed. We'd have to see what happened to everyone afterward to know if that was noble or not. How was the crowd difference between the previous liquor and this liquor?
Starting point is 01:33:27 He's not going to tell us the truth. No, no, no. I can't really base it because it's only been one, but I will say off the All-Star shit, it was hilarious seeing our regular consumer mixed in with the All-Star consumer. It was like half of our regular people that always come in to dance, to party, and then like 20% that was like, wait, I can't get a table. I can't get a couch.
Starting point is 01:33:50 I can't buy a bottle. I can't stand it. Where's the sparklers at? This shit is whack. You don't have sparklers? No, we don't have sparklers. Rory, truth or truth? Do I have a choice? Yes. The or? The or? Would you say that you are the would you say that you are the Kyle Lowry
Starting point is 01:34:09 of the Ducey Palooza all-stars I don't know what that means that's question number one question number two rephrase that because I'm not a basketball guy uh all right would you say you're like uh uh when one of the all-stars gets injured, like the next guy up to bat, would you say that's where you fall in the Ducey Palooza rankings? No. I'm trying to throw you the alley to big yourself up here
Starting point is 01:34:33 more than Chris Stiles and Loki and them. Boy, they're the people that are on the microphone. Yeah, but talk about you, man. Talk about you, man. Fuck all that. What you do? What you do? I mean, fuck all that.
Starting point is 01:34:44 We be talking our shit up here, man. Do what you do, man. Do what you do, Rory. Chris Townsend could wait. I would say Yeah. I would be the Dennis Rodman. I'm getting all the rebounds. You fucking heard. Hey, y'all heard what he said. I'm doing all the work behind while y'all
Starting point is 01:34:59 interview Pippa and Jordan. He said y'all pussy. He said y'all pussy. I'm joking. He said y'all out at the club. I'm in the studio making all the songs you enjoy. That's funny. It did look like a lot of fun, though. It's all the team effort. We're all a great team.
Starting point is 01:35:17 Come on, come on, come on. I don't care about this shit. Hey, what were we talking about before Do Stay Palooza? We were talking about something important, I thought. The video. Oh, the Drake video. Oh, so Maul, now that you laughed at me for like 30 minutes do you at least see where i'm at with my reasoning i'd like to hear your response to my reasoning your reason as far as what the drake video that i haven't seen but really being excited about the direction that he
Starting point is 01:35:37 went in oh yeah no i think it was a great idea i think it was you know am i the only one it seemed like that that took it like he just dug a little deeper with being creative or doing something different it's only i had i only had one problem with the i mean it did what he did was phenomenal what it was a great gesture changed lives i mean it was great don't come raining on a parade no no i just that's normally my job and i refuse to do it no it's not raining on a parade. It's just, you know, I got to find something in here just to kind of say that I, yeah. I have one. What?
Starting point is 01:36:11 I want to hear it. I didn't like the fact that they put the numbers on the budget in the video. My favorite part? No, I didn't like that. Why? That just, eh. You're making a video. Yeah, but when you're doing a charitable thing, I didn't like that. Why? That just... You're making a video. Yeah, but when you're doing a charitable thing,
Starting point is 01:36:27 I just don't like... When you're doing a charitable thing at the end of the year, you have to report to the government what you donated to the taxes. No, no, no. You can do that. Your lawyers and your accountant, they can do that. I just don't like broadcasting it. Otherwise, someone could have been like,
Starting point is 01:36:43 that could have been five stacks. People are going to say that regardless. They say it now, and he put the number on the video that he didn't really give that much away. But what I'm saying is, I just don't like when you do that. I wouldn't give a fuck if he gave away 50 grand.
Starting point is 01:36:56 No, I don't care personally. I'm just saying, I just don't like putting the number, like just telling people how much he gave away. I can't believe they're doing million dollar videos anymore. Well, that made me want to,
Starting point is 01:37:04 well, that made me, well, Drake is getting a million-dollar video. Word. If anybody's going to get one, it's him. What would be his last million-dollar video? Shit, he had somebody's – I'm talking about the whole era of hip-hop. He had some expensive videos. But wait, time out.
Starting point is 01:37:15 He didn't say that he had a million-dollar video. He said he had a million-dollar budget. I think that Drake has gotten plenty of million-dollar budgets for the videos. I just think all the money may have gone to Alira or Bria. They didn't balance that budget. Bria or somebody. That shit where they did the fake mobster movie shit was probably a million dollars. I'm joking.
Starting point is 01:37:33 I don't need anybody texting me. That was like a movie. That was like a movie. Nah, you couldn't get that done for under a million. In this era with the cameras, it's not as expensive. He was paying for film really in the old age. He had a lot of shit going on in that video. Those guns weren't cheap. really. He had a lot of shit going on in that video.
Starting point is 01:37:46 Those guns weren't cheap. Yeah, he had a lot of shit going on. Wait, what video? Just hold on. We're going. Yeah, that's what it was. Y'all watch mad videos.
Starting point is 01:37:53 Y'all are trash. I've never seen that video either. You've never seen any of your videos? All my videos are trash. Why would I be watching one of my videos?
Starting point is 01:38:03 Yikes. To approve it before it goes out nah never Corey always shot some bulls shout out to Corey I'm fucking around
Starting point is 01:38:11 I think it's hate proof I just think I just think it's hate proof I think it was a good deed I think it was noble it made me want to go out and do some noble and good things for people
Starting point is 01:38:22 I didn't but I mean I wanted to do that you bought Safari's lunch today what are you talking about and you documented it want to go out and do some noble and good things for people. I didn't, but I wanted to do that. You bought Safari lunch today. What are you talking about? And you documented it. That's true. God's plan. And you probably told the price. I just didn't watch long enough. No, I didn't tell the price.
Starting point is 01:38:34 It was like $1.15. Order some chicken. It's a lot for lunch. What was the review of us? I mean, sandwiches would just be like $10. No one laughed a little bit at the shot when it was the family sitting on the steps, and it looked like the beginning of a sitcom, and then Drake appears, and everyone pretends to look to the side. That's when I cried.
Starting point is 01:38:56 That's when I cried. What do you mean? Tears of joy. Them families look real grateful. No, I know. Did no one laughed a little bit at that scene
Starting point is 01:39:07 no I didn't laugh if a nigga hand me 20,000 I'ma be very grateful too I might cry oh wait I did find
Starting point is 01:39:15 a little bit of hate I did find a little bit of hate this is what some people were saying they were saying that Drake has made
Starting point is 01:39:22 has made damn near his second career out of Houston, Atlanta, Vegas. And he went to Florida and Miami to spend the money. That's kind of fucked up. Drake done been in Houston for the last 10 years. He started a whole Houston festival. He probably could have did Houston.
Starting point is 01:39:42 He did Houston Day to go to Miami and give the money away. That's phony. Well, he has a strip club in Houston that he gives money away. Yo, every time I'm trying to crack on Drake,
Starting point is 01:39:53 you shoot him bail. No, I'm just saying he has a strip club. Get your facts the fuck out of here, man. He has charity. That's charity. But make jokes with us.
Starting point is 01:40:00 He's fighting a Drake fact. Make jokes with us. That's a Drake fact. That you're fighting. Yeah, he's spending money on the strip club. That's charity. That's giving back. Do you care that Hov spent $100,000 at some place and they kept Instagramming the receipt?
Starting point is 01:40:14 You a new fan. You a new fan if you think Hov just started spending $100,000 at the club. I was just impressed by the tip. Oh, they put that in already. Hey, wait a minute. That's one of those new age music elitist disses. Yo, you a new fan. You a new fan if you ain't know.
Starting point is 01:40:29 If you think that just started. But wait, I did see people passing around his receipt like it was a big deal and I was confused. Like, why was that a big deal? I waitress. People have never seen
Starting point is 01:40:40 a receipt for $90,000. They've just heard people pretend to say it. I've never seen a receipt for $90,000. I've just heard people pretend to say it. I've never seen a receipt for $90,000. I ain't about to get excited about it. It was a tip. But people don't understand that that tip doesn't just go to one person. Yeah, but he didn't even tip 15%.
Starting point is 01:40:54 I didn't see anybody saying it was cheap. How shitty would you have felt if you was the only person in that club without a bottle in your hand? Like you just looked around and everyone had a bottle and the bill was 90 grand for 75 bottles you know it was funny there was 60 people in the club and you didn't have one hove don't really strike me as the guy that's drinking oh like wine back to back to back to or anything back to back to back to back to back i'll give you my theory off air because in contract,
Starting point is 01:41:26 I can't speak bad about it. No, but you know what though? I wasn't trying to speak bad about it. A lot of those bottles he gave away to on the club. Yeah, that's what I was getting to. I would hope he was. No, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:41:37 He was the one guy without the bottle. No, they passed a lot of those bottles around. Would y'all ever do that? How rich do you have to be to do something like that? Like Hovritch?
Starting point is 01:41:47 To buy $90,000 worth of alcohol. If I were an example of somebody, I'd probably pick Hovritch. Like, oh yeah, Hovritch. I don't even know if I had that money
Starting point is 01:41:55 if I could get myself to do that shit. I mean, yeah, why not? Let's have a good time. I mean, if I had it, I could definitely do it if I had it.
Starting point is 01:42:03 I would do that. I know you the nigga made me go spend all that money on Bernice. I didn't make you spend anything. Whatever. I just said stop standing there not spending. Huh? What was the tab? Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:42:13 We talked about this. Was it 20 grand or something? Come on. Don't make me angry. He didn't spend 20 grand in a night. No. Oh, okay. 20 grand overtime on Bernice.
Starting point is 01:42:20 20 grand over three. Now I see why you mad about the green. 20 grand over three nights for me Was the same as 20 grand That's a lot That's a lot of money That's a lot of money
Starting point is 01:42:29 Three nights You was wildin' For the bartender That's crazy And I wasn't even about to fuck And I never said do that I just said You 100% said do that
Starting point is 01:42:38 I said stop going to the strip club Sitting at the bar If you're not spending You look weird Why? Did you get a bottle out of it? No It wasn't about me drinking More than only negative Like why I care about looking weird But this was years ago You drank that Sitting at the bar if you're not spending. You look weird. Why? Did you get a bottle out of it? No.
Starting point is 01:42:45 It wasn't about me drinking. More than only negative. I don't care about looking weird. But this was years ago. You drank that. Yeah, but not a whole bottle. Yeah, that's when you had the love handles. No, I'm not going to have a whole bottle for myself. I was just telling this nigga, stop acting like a weirdo going to the strip club sitting
Starting point is 01:42:58 at the bar just looking at everybody smoking hookah on his phone. But he does that to this day. That's weirdo. I was at the bar. I was just at squeeze with him. Sp his phone. But he does that to this day. That's weird. I was at the bar. I was just at squeeze with him. Move and let niggas that's spending money spend money. Move. Nigga, take that weirdo shit in the back somewhere.
Starting point is 01:43:12 I mean, you're right. Take that weirdo shit in the back. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How is he right? You're sitting at the bar not spending money? You can't sit at any bar not spending money. I'm famous. Now you're famous.
Starting point is 01:43:24 I was famous then. Nigga, you ain't famous. You wasn't sit at any bar and not spend money. I'm famous. Now you're famous. I was famous then. Nigga, you ain't famous. You wasn't famous then. No, no, I'm P-list back then. No. You were on TV, yeah. What do you want me to say? X-list is still famous.
Starting point is 01:43:35 But you still can't go to, I was just saying. You're not C-list. Okay, so if you're famous, that's even more of a reason why you can't go to a bar and just sit there and just not, in a strip club where everybody around you is spending money and you're not doing you're just sitting there. But why do you have to spend money because everyone around you is spending that strip club etiquette? OK, why do I have to? Because you're in a strip club, just like if you're in somebody's house, you have to have etiquette. I don't have to tip the strippers if I'm sitting in a strip club at the bar. If I'm just you do.
Starting point is 01:44:01 No, the fuck I don't. Then move. No. Wait, wait, wait. Is it a strip club where they're in the center of the bar? Yes. Yes you do no the fuck i don't then move no wait is it the strip club where they're in the center of the bar yes yes i mean man that's like sitting at the stage move exactly the conversation we're having now is exactly what led to strippers versus bartenders because in new york plenty of niggas sit at the bar the bartender invites all of their phone index they come we tip the bartender only the
Starting point is 01:44:27 stripper tries to take the money from her and that's how they fight that that you were in new york when the strip club culture changed but that's not what it was with you though oh i always hit my bartender i've always hit my bar it wasn't like you were sitting there spending a lot of money whoa whoa now you're changing the content i gotta spend a lot of money. Whoa, whoa, now you're changing the content. I got to spend a lot of money. I'm tipping my bartender. I didn't drink. I'm ordering a fucking Coke. Yeah, man. And then you're sitting there for three hours.
Starting point is 01:44:50 I think I'm a gracious. So? So if other niggas is in there to spend money, the bartender would want you to move. They would want you to move. I'm not saying anything crazy. The bartender would want you to move. Well, when they ask me to move is when I will move.
Starting point is 01:45:07 But I don't feel like- To avoid all of that, don't even sit there. What type of classism shit do you want? Why? Well, Moe, you act like you don't know. I used to go to strip club at 11 o'clock when nobody was there anyway. Yeah, but I'm just saying, if you're going to be sitting at the bar, you shouldn't be spending money. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:45:22 I never said spend $20,000 or whatever the fuck you spend. All right. Well, I agree to disagree, but let's keep it on this similar topic at least. It's Rihanna's birthday yesterday. She turned 30. I did not know that Rihanna was only 30. Rihanna's 20s were better than all of our 20s. And that's fine.
Starting point is 01:45:42 And that's fine. Where does she rank on the 20s list? It's high. Wait, what do you mean the 20s list? Who did their 20s the best? Nobody beat Rihanna. You got Beyonce fucked up. Talk about it. Beyonce's 36. Six years ago, Beyonce. Beyonce got married
Starting point is 01:45:57 at like 21. Mall is wrong. Mall is wrong. Beyonce did not have a better 20s than Rihanna. What's wrong with this nigga? I disagree. What's wrong with you? How can you disagree to that? So Destiny's Child, none of that shit was bigger than Rihanna?
Starting point is 01:46:10 That was teenage years. You talking about music? We're not talking about music. No, no. She was in her 20s in Destiny's Child. And she was on fire. She was winning Grammys, selling out. We're talking about the whole thing.
Starting point is 01:46:20 Yeah, the whole package. Yeah, Maul, knock it off. What about the whole package? Knock it off. Rihanna looked like she had a lot more fun in the 20s. In her 20s. Yeah. She did her 20s better.
Starting point is 01:46:28 What are y'all talking about? What do you mean what we talking about? We're not talking about sales. Fun. Everything. Whose 20s would you pick between Rihanna and Beyonce? I am picking Rihanna. Well, you already said you were going to say Rihanna.
Starting point is 01:46:41 Beyonce has been married forever. Oh, okay. So now I see what you're saying I'm saying in totality You've been married in your 20s Rihanna's been a I thought he was Somebody as far as Success
Starting point is 01:46:53 Oh no Hell no That's what I thought He was saying The whole picture The big picture Oh okay yeah No
Starting point is 01:46:58 I don't think Beyonce Bodied vacations The way Rihanna did I mean maybe Madonna Madonna don't want no smoke With Rihanna did. I mean, maybe Madonna? Madonna don't want no smoke with Rihanna in her 20s. Rihanna had the best 20s, man, ever. But that's not even what I brought this up for.
Starting point is 01:47:14 Nah, sure. I brought this up because when I was in awe. Britney Spears? Cher was married, too. Britney Spears was married, too. Maul was bald and barefoot in the bathroom. Maul, stop it. Maul, stop it right this second, for real. LeBron?
Starting point is 01:47:27 I don't know, man. I can name a bunch of niggas. I can name a bunch of niggas that was lit in the 20s. No, he's not. The only nigga that's going to beat Rihanna is LeBron. LeBron's been married since he was fucking 17, too. Word. I have a response.
Starting point is 01:47:39 Kobe? But I will not say it. Kobe caught a rape charge in his 20s. Oh, no. He was in his 30s then, right? No, he was in his 20s. Oh, no, he was in his 30s then, right? No, he was in his 20s. Yeah, but that could have been exciting for him.
Starting point is 01:47:52 Kobe? Eminem? I don't know if it was the same. Eminem probably had a good 20s. Yeah, but I'm still not going. I'm going Rihanna and then LeBron. 50?
Starting point is 01:48:04 No. 50 was like 28 when he came out. I don't even know what we're arguing. I don't know what we're arguing, but Rihanna and LeBron win this. But I didn't even bring up Rihanna to talk about Rihanna. Rihanna is, you know, nothing can be said about Rihanna. We love Rihanna. And happy belated birthday to Rihanna made me think of the mythical list that only a chosen few are allowed to be on. We've talked about this list before on this show.
Starting point is 01:48:33 Do you gentlemen know the list I'm referring to before I go further or no? The mythical list? I thought you said mystical list, which is going to get really weird. mystical list which is going to get really weird but well mystical is probably in the predicament he is because he found a few young women that he felt were on the mythical list that he probably should have left alone in his 20s twice well no allegedly y'all are fucked up but no that's not what i'm saying uh you know the list come on i don't know the erica badu oh the rihanna the mythical box list yes that is what i'm saying oh so my like if rihanna's sex tape came out and it was trash i would be really really really distraught yeah distraught yeah i wouldn't go
Starting point is 01:49:18 into my yeah that would be that would be depression we're gonna need a day off yeah might need a couple. Okay, well, while I was thinking about this very mythical list, I had a question. And I would come here and ask you guys this question, but before you laugh me out of the room, I would like you to at least think about the answer. And my question is, And my question is, is Jordan Sparks the next inductee to the mythical list?
Starting point is 01:49:53 And here's why I'm saying this. We remember a few years ago, Sage the Gemini was looking a little bipolar after Jordan left him. I remember that. He was he was suicidal poor caitlin i'm just telling you what was going on with sage back then he was really sad i ain't paying no mind because who the fuck is saying so was caitlin so they were a great two niggas wait all right whatever but now so jordan sparks left whatever she was doing and she met some nigga and she got pregnant and she's pregnant right so on instagram she posts it's a boy we have so much to be thankful for and this is definitely at the top of the list uh then she added the baby daddy i don't know what she's saying. At whatever, whatever.
Starting point is 01:50:45 He's going to have a little mini-me running around. We can't wait to meet him. We love you, little man. Now, Jason Derulo commented underneath. Y'all remember I was asking about Jason Derulo, right? Wait, what happened? Go ahead. No, just a few months ago.
Starting point is 01:51:02 I was like, where's Jason Derulo? Let's mix a song for him. What's he doing? He's touring for millions of people. Jason Derulo commented underneath and said, I wish that was my boy. Hashtag, all my songs are about you. Yo. You don't remember the fire bar that Derulo gave her in one of his songs?
Starting point is 01:51:27 No. He said, the only time I need a spark is when I have a blunt. Oh, my God. Yo, he's so corny, man. Who? Who? Who? Who are we talking about?
Starting point is 01:51:40 Jason Derulo? Oh, my God. You think he's corny for real? Jesus Christ. Is he cool in London now? You know how you can be corny someplace? I don't know. Cool somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:51:47 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:51:47 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:51:48 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That'd be a thing though.
Starting point is 01:51:50 Yeah. Hashtag all my songs are about you. Yo, what is happening at Park's house? That's Jason Derulo. That is Jason Derulo. So my question is, all right, so Jason Derulo saying that, don't just automatically put Jordan Sparks on the Mythical Box list? No. No. No. That might just put the Derulo. So my question is, all right, so Jason Derulo saying that, don't just automatically put Jordan Sparks on the Mythical Box list?
Starting point is 01:52:06 No. No, he just saves the Gemini wanting to kill himself because Jordan Sparks left him. Don't put her on the Mythical Box list.
Starting point is 01:52:14 Those two, I think, will do that with just about any chick. Sage and Jason Derulo. Fam, the nigga commented under her pregnancy post with her child's father and said, I wish that was my child.
Starting point is 01:52:31 It says something. That don't put her on the mythical box list. How do you hashtag after that? He's a con. That don't count. I don't know. I know really nothing about Jason Derulo. One of y'all got to fuck Duran Sparks now. I'll do that. I know really nothing about Jason Derulo. One of y'all got to fuck Jordan Sparks now.
Starting point is 01:52:48 I don't do that. She's pregnant. One of y'all got to fuck Jordan Sparks now. No, later. Jordan Sparks was hot. Y'all laughed me under the bus when I said that. Wait, what'd you say? When I said Jordan Sparks was hot, y'all laughed me under the bus.
Starting point is 01:52:57 I'm still going to laugh you under the bus. Jordan Sparks, she's very pretty. No, she is very pretty. I only ever felt a funny way about Jordan Sparks when she had asthma, but the song No Air was out. See what I'm saying? It's only him, man. Why is that funny? Why is somebody having asthma fun?
Starting point is 01:53:20 Wait, y'all don't listen to the words of that song. Now I got to play the song. Wait. Y'all don't listen to the words of that song. Now I got to play this song. Wait. Y'all don't listen to the words of this song. Oh, should I play the fucking acoustic version? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:35 Come on, Barks. Give me some. Oh, that's me. All right. You ready for this one? That's a good question. That's a good question. All right.
Starting point is 01:53:44 Here we go alright here we go here we go right here come on tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air how you gonna come in with oohs how many takes you think it took her to ooh with asthma
Starting point is 01:54:01 she had a nebulizer in the studio. Look, she already talking about dying. This is a love song. Y'all don't hear this differently? Look, losing you is like not being able to breathe. It's something she can relate to. This is tragic. It's personal writing.
Starting point is 01:54:21 Chris Brown shouldn't be on no song where the bitch can't breathe. I don't know. Do we have sleepers for the week? Was that your sleeper? No, we don't. We don't have sleepers. No, that was not my sleeper. Yes, we do have sleepers, but we're not at sleepers yet. I don't care about what... Oh, Chris Rock special.
Starting point is 01:54:47 It's out. We saw it. We saw it. Yeah, we did. We saw it. We saw it. We all saw it. Now tell the truth.
Starting point is 01:54:56 I hate when y'all... I have an unpopular opinion. Everyone hated it. I didn't hate it. I thought that... I was intrigued. I didn't laugh the way I usually laugh out loud to Chris Rock's special. He lied!
Starting point is 01:55:08 I was intrigued the whole time. I watched it twice. He said some real shit in there. Yeah. It was like an interview. Yeah. It wasn't a comedy special. Yeah, Joe hate.
Starting point is 01:55:17 The actual comedy of it was not really there. Never, ever said nothing about it. I liked it. I liked it. I didn't think it was hilarious. Which is the unpopular opinion because everyone was killing it on Twitter. I liked it. I didn't think it was hilarious. Which is the unpopular opinion because everyone was killing it on Twitter. I liked it. He said some real shit in there.
Starting point is 01:55:30 Yeah, I liked it. Trash. Nobody wants to tell the truth. Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah, what's trash? Why was it trash? It was trash because, unfortunately, Chris Rock's name is too big to do a one-hour special
Starting point is 01:55:47 and it not be chock full of great content. I thought the content was great. Yeah. If you were to say jokes, maybe. I agree. Well, no, because all Chris Brown, I mean Chris Brown, all of Chris Rock's stand-ups are it's jokes with some talk and some commentary
Starting point is 01:56:06 and some views and some perspectives and political, you know. I never expect Chris Rock to go out there and just joke you to death. That's not who he is. This was even,
Starting point is 01:56:15 it looks like there was a blatant attempt to be even more laid back than he normally is. I think that this was like a more personal stand-up for him. I think he was revealing stuff about himself. What did he reveal about himself. I think he was revealing stuff about himself.
Starting point is 01:56:26 What did he reveal about himself? Well, he was talking about his divorce. He was talking about being addicted to porn. He was talking about... He did the new cool rollout. Said he cheated. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:56:37 It was like a personal, but he was making jokes about real life shit. About having to go to court for custody and all of that. I mean, it was more of a personal thing. Yeah, not being able to miss people court for custody and all of that. It was more of a more personal thing. Not being able to miss people. It was cool content. It was a more intimate setup. I mean, Chris Rock used to get by on shock value a little bit.
Starting point is 01:56:55 Wait, when did Chris Rock get by on shock value? He used to say offensive. At the time, the shit was offensive. Now it's kind of hard to offend people. Now you can't offend. Everything is offensive. I don't think that's to offend people. See, being offensive Now you can't offend everything. Right, yeah, exactly. I don't think that's the same thing. I don't think being offensive
Starting point is 01:57:09 and being a shock person is the same. I get how being offensive can be shocking, but I don't think that's the same thing. So maybe it's not the right terminology,
Starting point is 01:57:18 but I think the gist of that is accurate. I think that it's hard for Chris Rock to go out there and say some crazy shit because there's so much crazy shit that's been for Chris Rock to go out there and say some crazy shit because there's so much crazy shit that's been said. But he doesn't need to say anything crazy.
Starting point is 01:57:29 I agree. He dragged that. Alright, forget about it. Let's get more specific here. There were quite a few jokes he dragged a lot longer than they needed to be dragged. The audience seemed like they felt the same way. That is unfamiliar to me
Starting point is 01:57:44 watching a Chris Rock special. Chris Rock is Chris Rock because he knows when to end it. Chris Rock's bits are much longer than most comedians. He repeats himself a lot in all his specials. His bits are long. Chris Rock is not a quick... That is not responding to what I'm saying. I'm not saying that Chris Rock doesn't have long bits.
Starting point is 01:58:05 I'm saying that some of these bits he dragged longer, a lot longer than they needed to be dragged. And if you needed some hint of that, look in the audience. Listen to the audience. And that's fine because I love Chris Rock enough to watch it anyway. But when your special is only an hour, you don't have 30 minutes to fuck around and that's what i felt he did throughout well that's what i'm saying i think this was more i don't i mean it was a special stand-up but i think this was like uh just a personal intimate thing i don't think he was trying to make this like his last one where he was in seven different continents like doing this shit like this was like an intimate i don't even
Starting point is 01:58:43 think you can afford to play like that because netflix seems to be making stand-up uh from comedians they're one of their main business models so i feel like every other week there's a brand new special out by a few different comedians uh cat williams special just came out that was real funny my unpopular opinion that was probably a little bit funnier than some of these other popular comedians that we see specials from out there. I don't know. I just,
Starting point is 01:59:08 I expected a little more. Yeah, Cat Williams was funny. It was. Cat Williams shit was hilarious. I didn't get a chance to see it.
Starting point is 01:59:13 And I guess we didn't really, I didn't expect him to be that funny. I hadn't seen him in quite some time. Chris Rock, he always gets that luxury. I don't care if I haven't
Starting point is 01:59:21 seen you in 15, 20 years. I'm assuming. Yeah, I mean, he's comedic royalty, so. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:26 He's the greatest stand-up to me, personally, ever. Man, Monique, go ahead and get your money from me next week.
Starting point is 01:59:32 If they ain't gonna go ahead. My only gripe with the Chris Rock shit was the tambourine callback and title wasn't as impactful in the stand-up as I thought it was gonna be.
Starting point is 01:59:42 Yeah, it wasn't. Like, naming it tambourine and you called it back twice, it wasn't like, I was like, to be. Yeah, it wasn't. Like, naming it Sanmarine and you called it back twice, it wasn't like, I was like, all right. Yeah, it didn't hit
Starting point is 01:59:48 It wasn't exactly what it was. It didn't hit as hard as I thought. It didn't deserve the title name. As Dave Chappelle's Kick It Right in the Pussy. Like, that was, like, he, that punchline was crazy.
Starting point is 01:59:58 Yeah. That was a good punchline. And not only that, but he was, the way he did it was saying, like, this is how good of a comedian I am. I'm going to tell you
Starting point is 02:00:05 what the punchline is and then come back to it. Like, that was dope. Yeah. I don't know, man. Y'all were trash. I enjoyed it. I thought it was alright.
Starting point is 02:00:14 We're saying the unpopular opinion because everyone was saying it was trash. I liked it. You want us to lie? I enjoyed it. I watched it twice. It wasn't hilarious.
Starting point is 02:00:22 A lot of his jokes were kind of dated. Yeah, but it was still enjoyable. No, I liked it too. I watched it twice. It wasn't hilarious. A lot of his jokes were kind of dated. Yeah, but it was still enjoyable. No, I liked it too. I liked it too. It just wasn't what- It wasn't hilarious. I was expecting from Chris Rock.
Starting point is 02:00:32 It was different. It was probably too laid back for me. That's my critique. Even from how he was dressed. Even from his shape up. Get his shape up. Get his shape up. I think that was Chris Rock at his shape up best.
Starting point is 02:00:47 I think that was the best the barber could do. Chris Rock. I think when you reach a certain age, the shape up is kind of like, man, whatever, man. Just clean me up. Let me get out of here. Go back to my kids. You pushing 50, the shape up game is like, you don't really care about the shape up. No, now what everyone is doing, and I envy you guys. I'll say it.
Starting point is 02:01:06 You guys that are able to go get the shape up, but it still look like you just had a rough week. I see that's the new trend. And that's what Chris Rock did. Because he was shaped up, but still looked like his hair was going through like laundry day. That's like a style. That's how Steph Curry looked every game. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:23 Yeah, exactly. It's the Steph. It's the Steph. That's how Steph Curry looked every game. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's the Steph. It's the Steph. That's not the Steph? It's the Steph. Yo, why does Steph and LeBron always act like they don't want
Starting point is 02:01:32 to talk to each other? You seen them at half court? They spoke. Yo, Maul talks to all the players behind the scenes but can't never reveal to us what they talk about. Like, how you know
Starting point is 02:01:42 they spoke? They spoke at half court. They had to mic'd up. They show what they said. But I mean, it's competitive. I like not acting like you cool. I like that shit.
Starting point is 02:01:52 Let's talk about being competitive. My son has a diss track about me. Everybody coming at you. Everybody. Is it out? It be your own family.
Starting point is 02:02:03 No. No, it's not out just yet. He wants to go back and change the lyrics. He wants to tweak a few things. Yeah, I don't think he expected that great reaction that he got. Now he really want to go in for the kill. He's like, oh, they like that ball? He's like, well, I got more of those.
Starting point is 02:02:20 So I wanted to ask you guys, number one, how you felt about this, if you felt anything at all. And number two, how I should, how I should go about handling this as a, as a dad and as a former MC. Get those stems for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:35 Parks has to make sure that shit is mixed right. Cause it sounded, it definitely sounded rough on that snippet. I heard move music one, which I mean, maybe that's the look, that's the look you were in feel he was going for
Starting point is 02:02:45 to try to really steal Joe's swag because he did flip your flow pretty effortlessly. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Roy.
Starting point is 02:02:56 So I hit him today and I said, hey, well, no, first of all, he hits me over the weekend to say, hey, dad,
Starting point is 02:03:02 can me and my friends come over your house and record music? In my head, I thought, you're going to record your Joe Budden disc record at my house? Fuck you. And he's going to film it. Yo, look where we at right now.
Starting point is 02:03:13 Yeah, yeah, you got to watch these kids, dad. You know what I mean? I don't know how they're moving out here now. This pussy upstairs right now. Yeah, I got to protect against that. So I told him no. I told him no. And I asked him to send me a copy of the song so i
Starting point is 02:03:27 could hear it before the streets oh you pussy and he told me it he couldn't do that he said dad i can't do that it's not finished i'm gonna change more he said i gotta go change some lyrics and i said all right cool so i have this snippet here In case No one's heard it It took me a while to realize That this is over my beat Yeah Yeah it's over the
Starting point is 02:03:50 Luffy beat I don't know What do y'all think I should do about this I called him and asked him What he thought I should do Whoop his ass Beat his ass
Starting point is 02:04:00 Like fuck him up Hell yeah I can't do that No I'm joking man I can't do that I've'm joking man I can't do that I've dissed everybody My whole career Yeah you just gotta
Starting point is 02:04:07 Take this one man Including Trey Including him He's just old enough To respond to Yeah yeah I know so I guess That's where I'm going
Starting point is 02:04:13 With this Can I clean him up? Like can I Can I clean my son up? No you're not Cause he would really Feel some type of way I don't know if you're
Starting point is 02:04:21 In lyrical shape That's the thing that I heard Lyrical shape to fuck With Trey right now Like get out of here, man. He's young. He's hungry. Let's hear this boy.
Starting point is 02:04:29 When you drop this on FBA, I didn't understand. Why you balling in the streets and I'm just watching for the stairs? Watch my father on the TV screaming never broke again. Watch some everyday struggles happening within the fair. You gotta eat that. No, I gotta grudge, old nigga. We flesh and blood, old nigga. No, if he kids or puss
Starting point is 02:04:45 Old nigga Yeah I think my dad Is nuts Old nigga You claim you care But I'm not giving a fuck Old nigga Old nigga
Starting point is 02:04:51 You screaming NBA Never broke again But we bro I'm in the stands I mean damn You supposed to be my man Trey got you out of here Cleaned you right up
Starting point is 02:05:03 I heard a punch in I heard a punch in I heard a punch in Look look look I definitely didn't It was a rough He told you it wasn't tough Yo fam If you 16
Starting point is 02:05:11 Punching in my nigga Yo You don't want no smoke Right Yo If you punching in What you gonna do With a real MC like me
Starting point is 02:05:19 My nigga Yo listen Joe is the only Who has his son's Yo is there Has there ever been another rapper where his son has put out a diss record against his dad?
Starting point is 02:05:29 50 Got One coming? I'm not talking about Who Got One coming. I'm talking about that it's recorded and done. That we heard. We don't know what Blue's feeling like. What Blue is feeling like. So you are the first. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:05:46 When I saw Redheaded headed kingpin's daughter At one of my shows She didn't feel the greatest About their relationship There's plenty of hip hop kids Angry at their dad Is what I'm saying But you are the first
Starting point is 02:05:57 For your kid to Get in the booth and spit I told Ice and niggas About ten years ago That this diss track was coming Oh I mean yeah we had to know that trey was gonna this is dad doesn't have anything out no he likes it there okay my kid likes me too this is this is where it's confusing for me all right let me let me let me tell you what i think
Starting point is 02:06:16 if i'm listening to these lyrics here there's some balls in there too he did word he sounded good wordplay when you drop this on nba I didn't understand why you rolling in the streets and I'm just watching for the stands. Watch my father on the TV. Well, let me tell you. What I will say, Trey, is I was broke during the I was, yeah, Trey. Daddy lied. Smoking mirrors
Starting point is 02:06:41 in the music business, kiddo. He was saying never broke again from this point. Yes, from this point forward, we'll never be broke. But you know, listening to this song, now I see why. Because I was confused. The judge definitely brought NBA up in court. And I was like, how's the judge hip to NBA? But hearing this, this little nigga must have seen the video and went and told his mom
Starting point is 02:07:05 and she went and told the judge. So now, he's, he's venting about it. So this is hilarious. Only you, man. I like it. So I called him
Starting point is 02:07:15 and asked him what I should do. And he said, Yeah, and he said, respond. Woo. And I was like,
Starting point is 02:07:23 nah, you trash. I got you right. Here, put that in there, respond. I was like, no, you trash. I got you, Roy. Here, put that in there. Pause. Yeah, I can't respond to my kid. Yes, you can. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:07:33 I didn't know if I should have an intervention with my child or if I needed to call Parks and tear his ass up over a beat. I don't want to do that. I can't do that. I mean, he's replying to you already tore him up in the verse that he's flipping. Ooh. You know what y'all should do? Y'all should do like styles and kiss, like back and forth, but like Trey asking questions.
Starting point is 02:07:55 That'd be kind of dope. That'd be hard. That'd be hard right there. I just did that with Surf. Surf is not your child, nigga. Yes, he is. No, he's not. Yes, he is. No, he's not. Yes, he is.
Starting point is 02:08:06 Surf is a grown-ass man. What you talk about? I told you I still have my son. He's my guy. I'm talking about your kid. Oh, you mean like my real biological child. No, Surf is too dark. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:08:18 We're not doing that. I'm not doing that. Why not? I'm not responding to my kid. I'm not responding to any of these people. But boy, he does sound good. This nigga's scared. I think he's scared, too. He does sound good. This nigga's scared. I think he's scared too.
Starting point is 02:08:26 He does sound good, but he's talking about fruck. He fucked the fruck up. It was not done yet. It wasn't an aggressive. Then why'd he put out the snippet? He's going to get in with Parks. Parks is going to clean all that shit up. Hey, Trey, get that shit mixed, man.
Starting point is 02:08:38 Don't be like your dad. I never got nothing mixed back in the day. All right, so I have a few interesting stories to share with you guys. Interesting story number one. Ray Carruth. Are you guys familiar with that gentleman? Yeah. Ray Carruth is scheduled to be released from prison soon.
Starting point is 02:08:58 How? And because that's 18 years. Shit. He did 18 years, and he would like custody of his child when he gets out. Not happening. I'm just telling y'all what Ray Carruth wants, and I wanted to know what y'all thought about
Starting point is 02:09:14 wanting custody of the child you tried to kill along with his mother. Not happening. Isn't the kid 18 anyway? If he did 18, yeah. Would have to be close to 18 I would assume What custody could you have? Well I guess
Starting point is 02:09:30 The grandmother raised the child So I guess she has custody Y'all are saying past 18 You don't need custody right? I don't think so I think you still have it though Really? I don't know
Starting point is 02:09:40 I don't know I don't know how that works either I fucking ran away from home at 14 His son might be a thug now He might smoke how that works either. I fucking ran away from home at 14. His son might be a thug now. He might smoke his pops. You trash if you never ran away from home. Let me throw that out there.
Starting point is 02:09:53 If you just, anytime your mom said, if you don't follow the rules, you got to stay. And you just stayed. I ran away for an hour and got hungry. Yeah, but that's real. That's what you got to do. You got to leave, come right back, just show them it can happen. Show them it can happen. Run away for an hour and come back yeah uh yeah they didn't even know you was going uh so y'all don't think that's gonna happen
Starting point is 02:10:13 ray caruso's not getting cut oh no uh okay i didn't think that was gonna happen either uh what else happened that was interesting uh that was funny that one oh shit, shit. Darn it. R. Kelly. R. Kelly has been evicted from his Atlanta homes where he was kidnapping and abducting and holding people hostage. Government back at it again. It'd be your own government, boy. Got to find a new closet to be trapped in. Wait. What? closet to be trapped in wait no air is back that damn Jordan sparks what I'm just saying, you can't step in a room if you're evicted. Hey. You know what I mean? When I was 15.
Starting point is 02:11:12 Yo, these artists be ruining my childhood, man. Oh, yeah. The shit they do later on, man. Well, my theory is all of the people that we loved before today, like a while ago, we got it. They got to ruin their legacy in the future.. We got it. They got to ruin their legacy in the future. Like all of them. They got to build Cosby themselves.
Starting point is 02:11:30 Bill Cosby, Joe Paterno, list goes on and on. Figure it out. Only people that are safe are Morgan Freeman and fucking Samuel. Chill.
Starting point is 02:11:37 Knock on wood. There's going to be something about them tomorrow. Think they're going to take Morgan from us. They're going to take Morgan from us. His explanation, though, that voiceover would be hilarious
Starting point is 02:11:47 if he got caught doing some creepy shit. Maul, do you give a fuck about, do you care about Rick Pitino and Louisville losing all their, whatever they lost, all their records, their championships, their vacating everything? I'm not really sure what happened there at all.
Starting point is 02:12:04 Well, they were saying That they gave kids money And shit like that Oh everybody's Giving kids money That's why to me They just They got caught
Starting point is 02:12:11 You know what You can't get caught But that's why That's why to me It's like The NCAA is just It's corrupt man That shit is crazy
Starting point is 02:12:22 How do you get caught Doing the right thing And get in trouble for it It's legally corrupt America's corrupt Yeah but that shit But it's like come man. That shit is crazy. How do you get caught doing the right thing and get in trouble for it? It's legally corrupt. America's corrupt. Yeah, but that shit, but it's like, come on, man. Y'all making all this money
Starting point is 02:12:29 off these kids, like, you can't give them something? Let them get a Kia. Yeah, like, what's the problem? I don't understand, man. Let them get a Kia. Yeah, help his family out. His mom has to take
Starting point is 02:12:42 public transportation for three hours, and her son is one of the biggest athletes in his school. Patino's just looking out. Bringing in millions of dollars for his university. He's doing the right thing.
Starting point is 02:12:50 He can't give his mom a car? Like, come on, man. No. That's crazy. That's crazy. No, you can't. Those are the rules and regulations
Starting point is 02:12:57 and that's how it goes. That's crazy. Here's an idea I haven't thought through at all. What if you gave them the money after they graduated? Like, accumulated some form of money?
Starting point is 02:13:08 Why do you niggas keep calling me? Man, I do my podcast the same time every day for three years. Man, get off my phone. Oh, shit. Shut up. Get off my phone. What the fuck is Brandon talking about? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:13:22 It's crazy. It's Tuesday again. Yeah? Oh, shit's crazy. It's Tuesday again. Yeah, again, it's Tuesday. My phone going off. I'm mad confused in the photo. What are we talking about? You can say, okay, get off my phone. How do you answer and say, get off my phone?
Starting point is 02:13:40 Because my phone keeps ringing and I'm trying to talk to y'all. Yeah, because shit is crazy. Get off my phone, Brandon. It's crazy how you keep calling me back and forth and I'm trying to talk to y'all. Yeah, because she's crazy. Get off my phone, Brandon. She's crazy how you keep calling me back and forth. Nigga, do this podcast in peace. Want to keep calling me during mine. Grassroots in peace. Tell me what we were saying before Brandon called.
Starting point is 02:13:55 We were just coming up with a solution. Yeah, one that I didn't even think through yet. What if they got their money after they graduated and you got to graduate to get the money? Well, usually after a pro athlete of a college athlete graduates he becomes a pro if he's that good so i know but a lot of a lot of those kids a lot of those kids raised are part of raising a lot of money for the school but they don't go pro oh it's a month oh those but even not even the even the guys that go pro they deserve that money or and that gives them an incentive uh to graduate and not go straight to the league
Starting point is 02:14:23 even though the league has way more money than I'm sure the college would give. The problem is they need the money while they're in college. Yeah, I know. I'm just thinking of a solution where you're not completely robbing a kid of what he's making you.
Starting point is 02:14:33 They just need to pay kids to go to school. Yeah, they should at least be able to pay their family. Yeah, that's... Give them an allowance or a stipend or something.
Starting point is 02:14:40 Yeah, like a couple thousand dollars. No, they give you a stipend for $100 to eat for the week. Fan. When you're on the road. Nah. And, Mo, I know you're a Laker fan, and this has nothing to do with nothing. That fucking, what's homeboy's name?
Starting point is 02:14:53 Larry Nance Jr.? That dunk was trash. He's not a Laker anymore. He's a Cavs. I know, but you was in there rooting for him. Like, yes, used to be a Laker. Let's go. I wasn't.
Starting point is 02:15:03 Rep for the Lake Show. Used to be a Laker. Get's go. That wasn't it. Rep for the Lakers. Used to be a Laker. Get the fuck out of here, man. That little throw the ball on the backboard where I got to wait and see the replay to know if you ill or not. I'm cool, my nigga. And then he kept repeating it. Yo, you saw what I did.
Starting point is 02:15:16 Yeah, we seen it. Whatever. That was dope, though. That shit was hard. Nah, that shit was OD hard. No, it wasn't. He's 6'10". So what?
Starting point is 02:15:23 It was still dope. That's hard? Yeah. Come on. He doesn't have that much time. That was dope. That was dope. That was dope.
Starting point is 02:15:29 Yeah, you guys. Joe. Press was such mediocrity. See, that's what I'm saying. That's why celebrities can't be judged. Joe has never done that in his life. But I've dunked. But you can never do that.
Starting point is 02:15:38 Have you ever dunked? You barely. Have you ever dunked? You was a barely dunking ass nigga. Have you ever dunked? He got his fingertips on the rim. Like, you was one of those dunkers. Joe dunked at Duncan touched the rim. Yeah. They bring the hoops down
Starting point is 02:15:47 and Licken Park, they got another separate court where the hoops is lower. That's what Joe's talking about. Licken Park. He dunked on eight. He's making it seem like he was windmilling it and all that. You ain't never windmill. You ain't never windmill. Wait, that's the diss? No, I haven't windmill. That means you can't really dunk.
Starting point is 02:16:04 That's for real. If you can't windmill, you can't really dunk. That's for real. If you can't windmill, you can't really dunk. Every dunker, any nigga that play ball will tell you that. If you can't windmill, that's not a real dunk. Maul, you and Chloe and all of these athlete friends of yours. Chloe's his athlete friend? No, but she's there when they're toasting. Maul just said with a straight face, if you can't windmill, you can't dunk.
Starting point is 02:16:26 That don't tell you he has better friends than us? No, I'm just saying. If you have a million dollars, you ain't a millionaire. Yeah, if you don't windmill, that means you ain't really jumping. Maul, I can dunk a ball without windmilling. Have you ever dunked, period? No, I haven't.
Starting point is 02:16:37 But I'm never judging a dunk contest. You sitting here telling me to dunk, that was dope as whack. If you never dunked a ball, my nigga, we can't have this talk. What? What? Nigga, you can't have this talk. What? What? Nigga, you ain't never
Starting point is 02:16:48 in-game dunk on nobody. Yo, more keep adding mad words. I don't care what you did. In-game dunk is different than a... Yeah, he in the park by himself. I definitely had bullshit dunked on. Joe has to travel to dunk. You got to travel to dunk.
Starting point is 02:17:00 What, today, now? You mean right now? Right this second? Yeah, you probably right. Well, you can dunk right now? Hell no. Yeah, I'm not wrong with that. I could probably dunk one hand.
Starting point is 02:17:09 No, not on a broke foot. No. But before I broke my foot, 100% I could dunk with one hand. No, you couldn't. Last time we went to 80th Street Park Surf, someone dunked with one hand. Niggas have seen me dunk. They'll see me dunk.
Starting point is 02:17:19 Call Surf right now. Niggas have seen me dunk. And say what? Have you seen me dunk? If Jeff saw it, he's got footage. Have you seen me dunk? If Joe saw it, he's got footage. Have you seen me dunk? I'll hang up on somebody. They call me.
Starting point is 02:17:28 Get off my phone. I'm about to dunk this call, nigga. Get off my line, man. Have you seen me dunk? Get off my phone. Have you seen me dunk this call? Let's see. What else is funny?
Starting point is 02:17:38 Oh, okay. Dip from my call. This is helpful to all you cheaters out there. Elon Musk has a way to get us from New York to London in 25 minutes for the same price as an economy ticket. Here's my issue before we even tackle that. Why can't MTA hire Elon Musk? I can get to fucking London in 25 minutes, but I can't get from 59th Street to downtown in less than an hour. We're using Elon Musk the wrong way this early in his career.
Starting point is 02:18:10 We need to hire him for MTA. The China bus could be a little bit better. Like, why are we skipping over all this shit to go right to the fucking rocket ships that get me to London in five minutes? I wasn't listening at first, but Rory's making some good points, man. I got to hit the air. Like, have you gone through the Lincoln Tunnel ever? The China bus. Like, what?
Starting point is 02:18:31 The China bus is kind of trash, but it will get you from Canal Street to Sumter, South Carolina for $45. That's expensive. Yeah, yeah. It's like a dollar. $45. No, actually, it's like $25. Yeah, it's a dollar. Wait, y'all still take y'all's?
Starting point is 02:18:44 I never get on. I just send my little brothers and them. Wait, y'all still take y'all's? I never get on. I just send my little brothers and them. Y'all still be taking the China bus, though? No, nigga. No, but I would. I just put family members that aren't doing as well on the China bus. I'm not too good to the China bus. I like to talk about my humble past.
Starting point is 02:18:57 I'm like, all right, have a good trip. I'll meet you there. I'm going to fly in. Taking a bus to South Carolina is fucking crazy. No, but some people say it's swag. No, it's not. Some people say that's swag. Who says that's swag?
Starting point is 02:19:11 That's like a 32-hour ride. Yeah, because don't get the China bus with mad passengers. You stopping at every block. You stopping at every university along the way. And that shit be smelling a little funny then, but you picked it up on Canal. What did you expect to happen then? So I took the local from D.C. once and stopped through every part of Baltimore and fucking PG County. That bus driver was putting a stamp down.
Starting point is 02:19:34 That bus driver was giving out samples all throughout Baltimore. Did Tekashi catch you when you were out there? No, this was pre-Tekashi. Pre-Tekashi. It was God's plan. Before God's plan got me there. You don't think that was God's plan. He didn't. Pre-Takashi. It was God's plan. Before Takashi. God's plan got me there. You don't think that was God's plan? That was God's plan.
Starting point is 02:19:49 Rory is safe. Yeah, man. Had I done that now, who knows? He's dumb, man. Don't listen to Joe, man. Don't listen to dumb for saying God kept you safe. Don't listen to Joe, man. Yo, what the fuck is Moe talking about?
Starting point is 02:19:58 That was God's plan. Shut up, man. Shut up. All right, let me see what else here is funny. Famous Dex chain who cares young thug changes name to sex
Starting point is 02:20:07 do we care wait where you read that I think if anybody we thought would change they name to sex it would be young thug oh wait speaking of
Starting point is 02:20:15 this reminded me of a little tidbit I meant to share earlier wait think about his name he doesn't put much thought young alright I'm young I'm a thug
Starting point is 02:20:23 I always go with young thug alright I'm done with that this is whatug. I always go with young thug. I'm done with that. This is what we do now. I mean, I can make jokes with you here because I agree. But, I mean, when I heard that shit, my first thing was, ain't it? Young thug is on the clock. Not as far as going away.
Starting point is 02:20:44 I don't mean he's going to disappear. It's over. That's not what I'm saying. He due for something. Well, he just put out. It hasn't been a year yet since he put out. No. I thought it was.
Starting point is 02:20:56 It ain't been a year since he put out Beautiful Thugger Girl. I don't think that really had the effect that he meant for it to have. What else has he put out recently? Has it been a little quiet? The verse is not like In any full length projects He got my favorite verse On More Life When Blac Chyna's
Starting point is 02:21:12 Head tape came out And I only thought of this Because Young Thug changed his name Lil Uzi Vert Added Blac Chyna on Twitter And said hey I think it had an emoji in there too It did
Starting point is 02:21:24 My very first thought was he's young little uzi is exactly the person that should be the recipient of that head wait what what if there was one person in the world where would see that head and say, where's that at? I could see it being Lil Uzi, is what I'm saying. No knock on him. China was going to put up with a knock on him. I was about to say something so crazy.
Starting point is 02:21:55 That's knocking him. You can say it. What happened? Oh, that's crazy. No, nothing, man. Go ahead. Yeah, I hate when you do that. I hate when you do that.
Starting point is 02:22:04 It's funny, but it's crazy No come on man It's a podcast Alright pause Pause Pause Pause everything I'm about to say Chyna was giving that nigga head
Starting point is 02:22:13 Like his dick stink man Like she didn't really want to do it Like he probably needed to shower Like his balls was a little musty or something Yeah but that's a common thing You know What? Musty nuts?
Starting point is 02:22:27 This podcast is about to take a huge left. What you mean? All right, I forgot. I've lived with malls. I know mall takes nine showers a day, even in the winter. No, but what do you mean? Mall is a little too clean for no reason.
Starting point is 02:22:41 Hold on, but listen. Let me ask you something. So niggas is straddling chicks like that without the wash up? Yes. That's crazy. You deserve to be on death row doing some shit like that, man. Nah, you got to see what this chick is about. What?
Starting point is 02:22:56 You got to wash your ass before you pull that move. That move right there is like I'm fresh out. I'm talking about having a dirty ass mall. I'm talking about the little crevice between your balls and your thigh. That could be a little yummy. Not fresh out the shower. The taint. What?
Starting point is 02:23:10 The taint. The taint. Yes, Sparks. Yes. You got to try to shove it in her neck and face area. You got to wash your ass before you do that. No, you don't. Y'all niggas is.
Starting point is 02:23:22 No. Let me just ask y'all something. So y'all niggas is doing that move. Oh my God, I hate this nigga, man. Without the wash up? Yo, Mo, this cool shit is over, my nigga. What are you talking about? You the last cool nigga on earth.
Starting point is 02:23:32 That's not cool shit. That's considerate. Shut up. Wash your ass, nigga. Mo, I've been having clean balls in front of eight bitch nos and still single. Shut up, nigga.
Starting point is 02:23:39 Wash your ass, nigga. Shut up. I'm single by choice, bro. Oh, no. That's a choice. Trust me, that's a choice. So you ain't never been taint? I ain't never been what?
Starting point is 02:23:48 Taint. What do you mean I've never been taint? What do you mean? What is that? What is the slang you're using? That's not slang. It's a word. I've never been taint?
Starting point is 02:23:58 The taint refers to the area. The older. Yeah, but that sentence is the same. Just not the freshest, not so Johnson and Johnson-ish. Oh, yeah, but I'm not pulling that move doing that. Oh, but you ain't got bitches, though. See, I can't even go at him because it's not fair. If you never got hit with the tank crevice, then dogs.
Starting point is 02:24:22 You never been to a festival. Yeah. You never been to any Palooza. Sorry. No, that's fine. I do be thinking that shit, though, within my own group. Like, yo, I know everyone in here is wild musty, and y'all got these chicks in here,
Starting point is 02:24:38 and they just came from there, and I know they wild musty. Yeah, it's like, watch your ass. Oh, please. What's she going to do? Say that? What's she going to do? Say that? What you going to do? Say, hey. Do you mind?
Starting point is 02:24:48 Yeah. Chicks have 1,000% taking showers in our Airbnb after. Man, wash your ass, man. I don't give a fuck what we do. Wash your ass before anything jump off. I'll even turn the hot water in the tub, let you bake a little while. Get all that nasty shit. Nah, I don't need you.
Starting point is 02:25:03 Wash your ass. Yo, go sit in there for a little while. Don't even sit in it. You got to stand up and wash that while get all that nasty shit Nah I need you wash your ass Yo go sit in there for a little while Don't even sit in it you gotta stand up and wash that Kill all that back Wash that ass
Starting point is 02:25:09 Sucking dirty dick does a little something I don't think I don't even know What? It's just adrenaline rush it's like fucking in a hallway like ooh somebody might see
Starting point is 02:25:18 like ooh she might smell this Yo this nigga is crazy it's a dirty dick I'm not wait see I didn't say nothing about me more. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Starting point is 02:25:28 Don't do that. It's certain bars you can't ride unless you lived it, B. You lived that. That ain't a third party story, B. You lived that. That's not my bar. Get the fuck out of here, man. Those are not my bars.
Starting point is 02:25:37 No, you can't do that. You a dirty nigga? I'm not. You a dirty Jersey nigga? It's a dirty Jer. I'm not actually going to call it dirty Jersey. You know what's funny? I'm not. You a dirty Jersey nigga? It's a dirty Jer- I'm not. I'm not actually wanting to call it
Starting point is 02:25:46 dirty Jersey. You know what's funny? Quite the opposite. I'm not even the biggest head guy. I don't give a fuck about this shit. That's not a thing.
Starting point is 02:25:53 What, head? That's not a thing. You're not even a real thing. That's not a thing. That is a thing. I've never smelt a nigga's head.
Starting point is 02:26:00 I don't want no head right now. What? No nigga has ever turned down head. Head? You ain't turned down no head. You saw the? No nigga has ever turned down head. Head? You ain't turned down no head. You saw the China video.
Starting point is 02:26:08 He didn't even turn that down. You not turning down no head. You'll sit through whack head. No, I won't. Shit. I don't know. You might. You might not sit through it.
Starting point is 02:26:16 You're not going to turn it down. That's the difference between you and I. Or most men. It's not just you, more. It's not just you. Listen to me. I know that men put a lot of stock into head. I know that.
Starting point is 02:26:28 I know that. And that's great, but we've had this conversation a lot. I may have even said it here before. My unpopular opinion is at least 75% of chicks don't know how to give head. I mean, that's true. With that said, and just follow me. I'm not rolling with that number, but go ahead. 65?
Starting point is 02:26:44 No. I might roll with that 75. Oh, wait no it's you're not going lower than 65 percent tell oh you're fucking 2018 never mind never mind if you think that no but get to your point ain't no point if you think that more than 65 percent of chicks know how to give head because then I would understand you thinking I'm crazy saying I'm not a head guy you if you think that all those chicks give Tiana whatever head uh what's the uh porn star Tiana Trump Tiana whatever head uh what's the uh porn star tiana trump tiana trump head and that's how you feel then yeah of course that sounds crap i don't believe that at all that's exactly why i think that number is low because i think chicks now
Starting point is 02:27:14 see all of these videos and chicks sucking dick and they try to i don't mean they're good at it though you are crazy but they at least try to emulate it yeah that's even worse yeah but i mean first of all that's the worst when they think they're going wild crazy. It's like, all right, you need to relax. 75% is wild, though. No, no, no, no, no, no. I might roll with that.
Starting point is 02:27:30 No way. My worst case scenario is 55. Seven out of 10 women don't know how to give head? Yeah. Not rolling. I am not rolling with that number. No way.
Starting point is 02:27:41 No way. Yes. No way. Give good head. Yes. Good. Give good head? Yeah, we're talking about good head. Good head. I'm not rolling with seven out of 10 women. No way. Like good head. Yes. Good. You give good head? Yeah, we talking about good head.
Starting point is 02:27:47 Good head. I'm not rolling with seven out of ten women don't know how to give head. Good head. I'm not rolling with that. Ten women line up in here right now, seven of them don't know how to give good head? I think all ten are going to think they know how.
Starting point is 02:27:57 Especially if you don't have a rapport. But that's why it's a slippery slope because all women think they know how to give head. Nah. I'm having a man conversation. Maul, I've seen you. I've heard women say they don they know how to give head. Nah, I'm, I'm having, I'm having a man conversation. Well, I've seen, I've seen,
Starting point is 02:28:08 I've seen you ask, I've seen for seven years, your very first truth or truth question be on a scale of one to 10. How is your head? And I, they've, they've never said less than nine. Yeah,
Starting point is 02:28:20 but they've never said less than nine. And we've never found out. So it's like, I don't know. I don't know. But that's what we're saying. They might really give good, great. I don't know. I've never.
Starting point is 02:28:30 What are the chances that fucking. I'm just saying I don't know. So you don't know that all chicks think they give good head. I can't say. No, I'm not saying. The chick that came through and bit your fucking helmet off for fucking 20 minutes straight. Thought she gave good head too. Wait, what?
Starting point is 02:28:43 Yeah, look. Now it's wait, what? What are you talking about? What am I talking about what because you never got bad head i'm assuming no hell yeah all right so in bad head a chick has definitely come over and put her teeth marks on your penis so you're telling me you're gonna sit through that because head is so great you're gonna sit no no i've i've tried to coach her like you are a fucking mutt i ain't got to see you gonna teach a bitch how to swim and how to suck dick i'm not doing none of that. I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 02:29:07 I'm going to learn him. I'm not learning nothing. If you don't know how to do it, you don't know how to do it. You got to do it sometimes. Oh, please. There's only so much you can teach that fake rapper shit.
Starting point is 02:29:15 Like that fake rapper, I'm not sitting through no whack head. You have nothing else to do. The studio's closed. Your dick's out. You're not on tour. Your dick's out. Nigga, sit through some whack head
Starting point is 02:29:22 or at least teach her. Never. But I think there's only so much you can teach them. No head will always be better than bad head. Always. This nigga got bad head. It will always be bad head. You must have had a mangle.
Starting point is 02:29:40 This nigga must have stuck his dick in the cheese grater. I feel you, though. I feel what you're saying. I feel what you're saying. I really do. Listen, bro. But to say I'm not I feel you, though. I feel what you're saying. I feel what you're saying. I really do. Listen, bro. But to say I'm not a head guy is crazy. I'm not a head guy.
Starting point is 02:29:49 It's not a real thing, bro. It's not a real thing. But that is a real thing. That's not a real thing. That is a real thing. I know that that is unbelievable to you, gentlemen. But there are men out there who are not predicated on what you do to sexualize on head. So if you knew a woman gives great head and she wanted to give you head
Starting point is 02:30:05 you'll turn and you'll be like nah I'm cool? No. You wouldn't do that? No. I would want some of it. Exactly. So that's proving my point.
Starting point is 02:30:12 So you're a head guy. You're a head guy. I would want some of it. You just don't want bad head. Right. I don't think nobody wants bad head. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:30:19 You don't want bad head. That's why we're saying You can't play both sides of the fence. You just chastised me for not sitting through bad head. So now you're for not sitting through bad head. So now you're saying no guy wants bad head?
Starting point is 02:30:28 I'm saying that some of y'all... No guy knows a girl that gives bad head and says, I want to keep getting that head. No, but you teach her how to give good head. Yes, they do. That is a lie. You niggas have definitely gotten bad head from a chick and called her back. You did.
Starting point is 02:30:42 Why? Now lie to me. I slam a name on this table like the Big Joker, nigga. Go ahead and lie to me. chick and called her back you did but you're trying to but you're trying to teach her how to name on this table like the big joker nigga go ahead and lie to me but you're trying to teach her how to give good head though no i'm not i'm an adult i'm not teaching no chick how to have sex oh man see see it's that rapper shit i'm not all right cool and no it's not because i know plenty of rappers that are teaching women how to have sex exactly i am not i know plenty of men that's doing that i'm not doing that all right my time is a bit more valuable to me than to teach some chick how she should be sucking dick.
Starting point is 02:31:10 Oh, boy. Okay. You got it. And I have had some mangle jobs. Every man has. Every man. But that point doesn't refute anything I'm saying. Every man is not
Starting point is 02:31:28 a head guy because the nigga will take great head or good head don't make him a head guy all right so what does that mean so when you say well i'm about to i'm about to uh uh i'll give you an example a tit guy what does it mean when we say someone is a breast man. It doesn't mean they like good breasts. Right? Okay. Well, to their standards. That's good titties to them. It depends.
Starting point is 02:31:52 An ass man. When you say somebody's an ass man, that don't mean they like the great asses. Like, come on. What are y'all talking about? What does that mean? Forget it. I'm asking.
Starting point is 02:32:01 What does that mean? To them, it's a good ass. Right. Meaning to head. That's good head for you So if somebody is saying They're an ass man Normally what I take it to mean Is that they prefer ass
Starting point is 02:32:13 Over everything else Like it's a pretty eye on their list So if somebody is telling me That they're a head guy Then what do you prefer it over Because if you're asking me If I would have a choice between head and sex,
Starting point is 02:32:27 I'm going sex and pussy every time. Of course. Yeah, I mean... It's the number one goal. So when you say a head... I don't understand what y'all... But a head guy...
Starting point is 02:32:35 All I'm refuting here is y'all saying there's no such thing as a guy who's not a head guy. That's the only thing I'm refuting. Y'all dancing all over the place. I don't think that's a real thing.
Starting point is 02:32:44 That's all I'm saying. I have a theory, too. I think men that love overly voluptuous women, like with stupid big asses and stupid big titties, I think a lot of dudes like that are like borderline gay.
Starting point is 02:32:55 Joe's going to fight you. No, but Joe's dead slim women. I'm talking about dudes that are only like, they need the stupid big butts and the stupid big titties. I think, I do. I think they're
Starting point is 02:33:05 trying to make up for they're trying to show you i like women but it's like though you really like i don't see that yeah i don't know i do i think i think i think something now but i think somewhere in there that's a guy trying to like prove that he likes girls bomb you don't have to prove that you like girls if you like girls the black china head right that specific head that we watched tell me exactly what you three gentlemen would do to receive that head i would do no no i don't understand i want to hear what y'all would do i would switch positions would you go out of your way to receive that head? Hell no. I'm asking what you would do to receive that head.
Starting point is 02:33:48 Nothing. No, I'm not going out my way to receive that head. No. But if it just popped up in the crib one day, you take it. I mean, if it's like my first time getting with her, and that's what happens, I mean, that's your first time getting that type of head from her. No, if you know that the head is of that caliber is the pussy
Starting point is 02:34:06 good and it's a wednesday night you're a little lonely no if you're a blowjob connoisseur you're never even getting head and expecting much from that position why would you be straddling the chest and throwing the cock on the lips and expecting amazing results if you were a head connoisseur you wouldn't That's a terrible position to receive head in. Well, that's why I asked how did they even get there. And Maul said, you get that way by looking for the remote.
Starting point is 02:34:34 I don't know where Maul's remote be. Behind the headboard sometimes. Oh, that's true. It'd be behind the headboard sometimes. Oh, I see a little move there. You dropped the remote. Hold on, I gotta charge my phone. That's true. We'll be behind there for some time. Oh, I see a little move there. You dropped the remote. Hold on. I got to charge my phone.
Starting point is 02:34:47 Pardon me, ma. I got to get that. The outlet's there. Hey, didn't see your mouth there. For sure. For sure. That came on on all my VHS porns. That particular song.
Starting point is 02:35:02 Like when she let the pizza guy in? Joe, you've been blocking porn way too long, bro. No, I just search for the porn with intricate stories in the front. Oh, my God. The one with the pizza guy where they cut the hole through the pizza guy? Yes, yes. Did you order a sausage? Oh, man, that one is excellent.
Starting point is 02:35:21 The hole in the pizza. Maul definitely put a hole in popcorn at the movies. Maul definitely put a hole in the pizza. Maul definitely put a hole in popcorn at the movies. Maul definitely put a hole in the popcorn. All he tried to do to suck a shit, reach his hand, and at the same time, when they got to Wakanda. That's what I tried to do. Like, oh, it's your Wakanda. Oh, it's your hand too? Now, speaking of head, a good friend of mine came over over the weekend and he told a story that I found to be a bit unbelievable. But I know it was true because he wouldn't lie to me.
Starting point is 02:35:57 Maul heard the story as well. I told my friend I would protect his anonymity, but I did want to share this story with you guys so i could get your opinion and this this gentleman was telling us about some head he received do you remember this story yeah well can you tell him i don't want to fuck it up i just want to talk after the story the head he received i didn't see that's what he did with his is this a story about one of y'all that we're just saying? No, no, no, not at all. A friend of mine went and got some white girl head. Okay. I had a conversation about this this past weekend, too.
Starting point is 02:36:34 So tell your story. White girl head, in all the urban legends that I've heard, is different head. It's different head. head it's different it's different so he said he went to see this young lady and she began to give him head and somewhere in the middle wait no what did she say help me more while he was because i was i was blown away by this part i didn't even understand he just said while he was getting the head Because I was blown away by this part I didn't even understand He just said while he was getting the head Oh got it Got it So while she was sucking his dick Boy I was blown away by this
Starting point is 02:37:13 While she was sucking his dick She was rubbing his foot Against her vagina Shoot Okay And then she inserted a few of his toes Wow.
Starting point is 02:37:29 inside of her vagina and then she took it out and she sucked herself off of his feet. This chick was nasty. He said she was an older white woman
Starting point is 02:37:42 and he said that this was easily some of the best head he's ever received. I was blown away by this. One, because I was blown away that he would fuck a chick who's been putting feet in her pussy all
Starting point is 02:37:54 her life. All her life. Putting the pussy is crazy. That was telling to me, number one. He kicked on the pussy. Why he had his socks off is what I'm curious about. That's a really good point. Y'all fuck with your socks on?
Starting point is 02:38:09 Hell yeah. Well, depending who it is. Well, are y'all home? It doesn't matter where I am. Oh, shit. I'm barefoot in the crib. Socks on in the crib. Yeah, nah.
Starting point is 02:38:19 Not till then. I'm not just taking my socks off. Not till I'm going to sleep. It's got to be a little intimate. Yeah, not till I'm going to sleep. I was amazed that he was into that, number one. And number two, I was amazed that there was a chick that's giving that type of head. I was amazed that at his age, he was still into that type of sex.
Starting point is 02:38:38 I'm amazed that that's a type of sex. I don't want to have that type of sex no more. I'm not going to knock him. That's never happened to me. So I don't know what I would do in that situation. I'm cool, my nigga. I might let it rock. Don't put my foot in your pussy.
Starting point is 02:38:48 Don't put my foot in your pussy. Don't put my foot in your pussy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. Hey, if you guys are listening to work, I want to apologize for the vulgarity. Some of y'all hit me on Twitter. Yo, I'm laughing out loud. I'm about to get fired, and I be feeling bad.
Starting point is 02:39:01 Don't get fired, but I'm not sticking my foot in no chick. That's crazy. I've done it before. What? J fired, but I'm not sticking my foot in no chick. That's crazy. I've done it before. What? Joking, though. It was like, wait, wait. You was doing a bit? Just to see if I could get that shit off.
Starting point is 02:39:11 You've never role-played, but you've toe-to-toed a chick? You're not sticking your big toe in a chick. Joking. Oh, my bad. Ha, ha, ha. It's it. You got it in there, right? It's kind of wet.
Starting point is 02:39:22 I know. It wasn't inside of her. It was like, you know, she was laying in. A little kick in the pussy. A little clip massage with the big toe? Not just kick in the pussy a little bit. I just stepped on the pussy a little bit. That was all.
Starting point is 02:39:35 I don't want the type of sex that a chick is putting my foot in their vagina. Yeah, not in vagina. I'm not a big foot guy. It's over. Foot and sex isn't really a mix to me. It's not high on my list at all. Listen. No knock.
Starting point is 02:39:51 No, no, knock. No, no, it is a knock. It's a knock. Knock twice. Already during sex, I got to fucking put my hand on my fucking heart to check how it's beating. What the fuck do you think I would do if a chick just put my foot in her pussy? I would look at Sin like,
Starting point is 02:40:07 man, if you don't keep my foot. Have you ever seen this gentleman's feet before? No, but shit, he's like 6'3", he gotta wear a 12. Ain't like the bitch that's putting a 9 in her pussy.
Starting point is 02:40:23 That's a big toe. And you know this nigga be wearing bootcut jeans. So now how you gonna let a nigga in bootcut jeans put his big toe in your vagina? I'm judging both of y'all. I'm cool. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:40:35 Sorry. That's just how I'm feeling. And I want to know what sneakers he had on that day. Was it the beginning of the day or the end of the day? How sweaty was the foot? You know the nigga had on some
Starting point is 02:40:45 Nike boots Did he say if he fucked afterwards? No Put your foot in a woman I'm assuming that you had sex afterwards I don't know if I would I'm not I'm not, I'm leaving
Starting point is 02:41:01 I'm leaving We were just having this conversation at Airbnb this weekend about the myth. I mean, I'm a little younger than y'all. The myth of white women and them being the greatest at head. I've not experienced that. I think black women have been far better at head in my life than white women have. But I know that's like an older thing. So I'm speaking from my generation and everyone my age agreed off rip and said, I don't know where they get that theory from. I want to have this talk with you, but I know that's like an older thing. So I'm speaking from my generation, and everyone my age agreed off rip
Starting point is 02:41:25 and said I don't know where they get that theory from. I want to have this talk with you, but I'm afraid. I'm afraid too. So I won't. You ain't getting me, buddy. No, sirree, Bob. What I will say, though, is at least, probably about, what am I?
Starting point is 02:41:42 Damn, I'm 37? Yikes. Oh my God. Just kicked in. Oh, Jesus. probably about one of mine damn I'm 37 yikes I'm gonna die just kicked in hell Jesus when I was 22 though
Starting point is 02:41:52 and I live in Secaucus I had some really wild Italians don't think that the Italians is not wild
Starting point is 02:42:00 no Italians are wild Italians are wild but Italians are white so that counts right yes they're in the white oh and it's Italian she introduced me to Special K I was like what are you taking is not wild. No, Italians are wild. Italians are wild. But Italians are white, so that counts, right? Yes. They're in the white category. Oh, and it's Italian.
Starting point is 02:42:07 She introduced me to Special K. I was like, what are you taking? Bitch, get out. Special K. Get out. Get out and give me my foot. Give me my foot back.
Starting point is 02:42:17 Hey, what the hell? Maybe you put my foot in your ass next time. You got this Special K on my toe? Put my foot in your ass next time. Got this special K on my toe. Put my foot in your ass next time you come over here. Italians are wild. Italians are wild.
Starting point is 02:42:31 That's all I'm going to say about it. I'm getting away from that conversation. It's going to scare me. I think we talked about everything somehow. Yeah. Yeah, we got to foot sex. Did you guys? We definitely got to foot sex.
Starting point is 02:42:43 I think that pretty much. I think we covered everything. Let me just run over my topic sheet here. Topic sheet? Yeah. You mean the text message? No, I wrote it in my notes. Let's see here. Yep.
Starting point is 02:42:59 I don't give a fuck about anything else. Yeah, we covered everything. Oh, shit, real quick. And I'll only say this because I was wondering for the last few months what happened to that Joanna the Scammer girl, dude, or the character anyway. I know last VMAs, he was there. And then I hadn't seen him all year. He was there, and then I hadn't seen him all year. So he put a clip out saying that he's absent, and he's not doing Joanna the Scammer anymore for the moment because his mother is dying of cancer.
Starting point is 02:43:33 So he would like to, you know, be private. I respected that. I respected him even telling us. So prayers go out to Joanna the Scammer and his family. His name is Brandon, so let me address him by his real name. Prayers go out to Brandon. Is that who called you? No. Huh?
Starting point is 02:43:48 Is that who called you and said, get off my phone? You said Brandon. Unknown. No. No, that was my friend Brandon. Gotcha.
Starting point is 02:43:55 This was Joanna, the scammer I'm talking about if you'd listen during the podcast. You said his name was Brandon. Let's see what else here. I could talk about hell all day.
Starting point is 02:44:05 Oh, okay. Keisha Cole. They've announced Keisha Cole's leaving Love & Hip Hop. I'm only telling you guys because if I didn't, you guys wouldn't know. She only said five words
Starting point is 02:44:14 last season anyway. So I could have told you she wasn't coming back. She got the bag, though. Wait, I didn't watch Love & Hip Hop last night, but I looked at Rocky's timeline and seen Webb
Starting point is 02:44:23 watching himself get cursed out. Did you watch night oh nice to go rather yeah but I was falling asleep but I did see web blackout on Bianca I called him today to make sure that he was okay I didn't I never saw him with veins popping out of his forehead so I just wanted to make sure that he was safe and sound I called some Safari to to check on him after he did the Patrick Swayze go scene with juju and he was building clay and making pottery barn shit he's making sure
Starting point is 02:44:48 everybody's alright that's not swag no no how long before Cam and Safari start beefing uh how long
Starting point is 02:44:56 yeah I thought they was beefing already oh I didn't know I don't keep up with that shit man I don't like rappers I know you shouldn't date no uh chick that a nigga love for
Starting point is 02:45:06 10 years like shortly after and i'm and i'm not gonna say they're dating you know that's probably you know that's probably storyline love and hip-hop shit so and cam would probably know that i don't think cam thinks they're dating yeah but it's still a bad look for him you're not even a real nigga if you don't fucking send threatening texts to your ex. Or say that I wish that baby was mine. You're not a real nigga if you don't send threatening texts to your ex.
Starting point is 02:45:34 I'm rolling. Not threatening like abuse, but threatening like, yo, that nigga, did you fucking him? You have to send a text to let her know that you know who she's fucking you got to yo that's crazy you ain't never did that nah yes you did i've never i just answered you no i feel like you do a lot that you'll never admit i've never you think you mean to tell me you think i've texted a girl my one of my ex-girls and said yo that nigga you dating that nigga you
Starting point is 02:46:04 fucking like i'll fuck him up? No, I don't think you ever said that. I think you implied it. I think you definitely texted Chick and said, word? Nigga, never. I've definitely sent a couple word questions. Definitely texted Chick, like, word him? No.
Starting point is 02:46:17 Wow. Wow. Why does this nigga think I'm a clown? Wow. Word. Okay. I mean, Chris Paul, cool, but him? He don't even start.
Starting point is 02:46:32 Mole is that guy. Never. All right. I think we covered everything. Shout out to the story. They had a break tomorrow or the day after that. Whatever. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 02:46:40 We got sleepers. We always got sleepers. I think I played my sleeper in the beginning of the podcast I was so hype I was so hype that Nipsey album man go Nipsey and Karen and Kaiser
Starting point is 02:46:56 yeah that shit was great I'd like to know the details of that deal I want to know the details no no I'm only saying it because Nipsey is fucking business savvy details of that deal. I want to know the details. No, no. I'm only saying it because Nipsey is fucking
Starting point is 02:47:08 business savvy. So, I think that I'm assuming that Nipsey got the better end of that deal. I said that on Everyday Struggle before. Yeah, I don't think
Starting point is 02:47:16 he would have taken not being independent. I don't think so. And this is him busting his gun. He came in with Puff, got the major,
Starting point is 02:47:26 got his team. I like it. I like how Nipsey pulled. Yeah. No, this shit is like, it's good TED Talk and bars over Rick Ross beats. It's like the perfect combination. Beats that remind people of Ross. I'm not going to say that. They're not Rick Ross beats.
Starting point is 02:47:39 Yeah, because Nipsey has always picked good beats. So I don't want to discredit him with that. No, I was giving him credit for his ear. The way to give Ross credit for his ear. He knows how to get off in different pockets and switch up his flow a little bit. Nip has always been good at doing that. And you know what I will say? Nip is one of the only people who make West Coast songs I like.
Starting point is 02:47:58 Yeah. Really? Careful. Like last time that I, no, I mean songs that sound you know from the west coast last time that i checked that song are rap niggas you know it's not so many people that make the what true to west coast you got to be from the west coast to feel it songs i love all of his i don't know he did similar to what yg did with my crazy life where it was super West Coast but it still sounded like the year it came out. Yeah, YG.
Starting point is 02:48:26 This doesn't sound like an old nostalgic Snoop album. It sounds like a Nipsey 2018 album but very in that traditional West Coast sound, more or less. Agreed. If Hell Rail was eating
Starting point is 02:48:38 steamed broccoli, you should have threw it. You know sometimes they'll leave the hot water For the tea At those type of spots Might have came in handy Yo yo
Starting point is 02:48:50 I don't even eat at places I don't know where the kitchen is What? Are you bugging me? That's what I'm saying The best food is that He was on all fours Going the wrong way
Starting point is 02:48:59 He could have ran to the kitchen And grabbed the utensils That's true Honestly All the utensils on his table true. Honestly. All the utensils on his table. They was probably plastic. No.
Starting point is 02:49:08 Oh my God. Why are you there? Plastic utensils? At the Shrimp La Cafe. You're going to make me go to one and nine tonight when I get back to Jersey City. Some restaurants
Starting point is 02:49:21 you just shouldn't bring your family to, babe. This nigga's at the Shrimp La Cafe. All right. What are we doing with sleepers? Who's going first? Who's going first?
Starting point is 02:49:32 I have to find one. I'm going to play something from Jag. This is Who Changed. This is Jag. Jag was at Ducey Palooza. Where'd the song at nigga Where your song at nigga No for real Where my song at Welcome to Dr. Neva.
Starting point is 02:50:13 Yeah. I go by Jack if you don't know. Yeah. Outro Music I'm happy I choke more Airbnbs for nothing, Fripple got 4 floors Cause I'm in bars now, kick it with stars now Goonies all around us looking like niggas guard down Lil nigga who changed? I'm changing cause Cook poppin' You in the taking bitches, damn my bitches get took shoppin' Went from Jordans to Louis, look like niggas got foot options See me out in public, now I'm probably out book shopping My nigga who changed? Oh I changed cause I finally got a ride And your ass seen what nigga just got in
Starting point is 02:51:05 Damn, oh, I changed cause I'm moving out the hood Same hood my lil' nigga got shot in Lil' nigga, who changed? Yeah, yeah, real talk, lil' nigga, who changed? Huh, I been the realest nigga livin' ever changed Lil' nigga, you changed? Yeah, real talk, lil' nigga, who change? I been doin' this for real
Starting point is 02:51:31 You been fakin', lil' nigga, you change Treated like a beyond Never had a bed, but bought a crib and never be on Lil' brother ballin' now, feelin' like I'm Leon Texts to the exes, cause I'm on it, boy, was she wrong? Shout out to the wifey, though Thank you, boo, for bein' you Shallow hair have disease I see a model when I'm seeing you you grind like a nigga I can see a little me in you you ready for a baby I can see a little me in you saying I changed baby
Starting point is 02:51:55 cause I got me some change baby was riding the bus I went and got a some rage baby got a some rage baby sitting in that bro shit cause a nigga ain't no shit now I'm using my brain baby now I'm using my brain, baby Now I'm using my brain, baby Some meat, man, that shit'll never happen Boy, that's crazy, that's like J.D. and Kane, baby Like J.D. and Kane, baby About to drop the first album, only first is always special
Starting point is 02:52:14 That's like Toya and Wayne, baby Toya and Wayne, baby So nigga, who changed? Still be saving all that change Got up in that blue range, Kit-K, Brazy Always been up on my Lou Kang I always had dreams of being Bruce Wayne. My nigga who changed? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:52:29 My nigga who changed? I'm just here to talk that shit, man. Give you my shit, you know what I mean? My best friends say I'm changing. But who really Hollywood, nigga? Why sell the ganja when I know the molly good, nigga? Look at stress, homo, fucking that gone. I see you gain some weight, and I'm just hoping that your body good, nigga.
Starting point is 02:52:47 It's all love, yeah. Reason my manager help you. But I know where you live, and nigga, I can still melt you, yeah. The wrong nigga probably ditched me thinking this for him. It's tight to hear the crowd screaming thinking this for them. You really think you competition? Boy, you niggas brazy. Dropping two tapes a year, I swear you niggas lazy.
Starting point is 02:53:04 Less than a thousand followers, I don't get you, God Smart fry, I know I got some bigger fish to fry You know it's levels, nigga Yeah, it's the difference between the G-Shock and the Rollie Yours plastic, mine's metal, nigga And yours electric for the dumb niggas Mines don't even tick and got a bezel, nigga I told you it's levels, nigga
Starting point is 02:53:19 So, nigga, who changed? Cause if anything, I helped some of you niggas Never felt none of you niggas pause Man, just look at what I did for your bitches I showed them real, but let them know that you too big for your bridges Damn, and man, I'm trying to empower the streets Oh, you ain't know this home, you never had no power, it's me I get to killin' with the feelin', just devour the beast
Starting point is 02:53:37 Doin' niggas dirty, and who say that a shower is cheap? Oh, it's beef, yeah Well, I've been lookin' for a cookout Niggas actin' like they lookin' out, but lookin' for a lookout, yeah Them gun I've been looking for a cookout Niggas acting like they looking out But looking for a lookout, yeah Them gunshots, my niggas know the sound I can eyeball and tell you it's short It's like I know the pound
Starting point is 02:53:51 And free hand, bro He a crip, I told him Don moves rolling with Chubby He told me hold it down Eight months and you be home, boy, it won't be long And if you thought that I'd be popping, boy, you won't be wrong Me and Relly be there waiting, handing you change Cause that's what family do for family, nigga. Who change?
Starting point is 02:54:06 Check. That's Jag. Who change? Well, damn. Spazzed on that. Whoever changed, he had enough of them. Am I going or are you going? I guess I'll go.
Starting point is 02:54:22 I had a busy week, so I wasn't searching for music. Humble brag. Oh, here we go with this bullshit already. Here we go with this bullshit, this rollout. Look at that rollout. Yeah, I was busy this week in LA at All Star, me and Jordan, LeBron. You know how it go. No?
Starting point is 02:54:37 You know how it go. No, I don't. I didn't see enough people talking about the new Black song, Cutting Ties. Great. I really hate when that happens. No, I don't. I didn't see enough people talking about the new Black song, Cutting Ties. Great. I want to sleep. I really hate when that happens. Oh, yeah. I really don't have a sleeper now.
Starting point is 02:54:52 Thanks a lot, buddy. All right. This will be your sleeper. I knew I should have went first. Nah, fuck you, buddy. I got another one. Me too. Oh.
Starting point is 02:55:02 You got one? Something I need to share before you rest here I know that you get your best here But I can't figure out what's next here I pray to God I don't have to pay for not knowing This world is new to me, I do not know it My pride never wanted you to notice Sometimes I just wanna be alone and Either way I gotta go, no, no When it come to cutting ties, girl, I'm like a pro I'll tell you what you wanna know Probably better on your own
Starting point is 02:56:17 Girl, you know I'm movin' through the thing at the speed of light Rollin' on the street like it's gon' be what you want it to be like I'm like, you been on my brain, right? Don't you tell the game, right? Girl, we know that nothin' is the same, right? Five, six times that I should've had to convo Yeah Seven, eight, could you be gone by tomorrow?
Starting point is 02:56:48 Hydroplane in China, pop my brakes I don't wanna make it look like I ran away You could do better than I Something you need to know, you gotta let go You throw in a fitting nest, oh Don't be stepping on my presto I pray to God I don't have to pay for not knowing This world is new to me, I do not know it
Starting point is 02:57:22 My pride never wanted you to know this Sometimes I wanna be alone and Either way I gotta go When it come to cutting ties, girl, I'm like a pro I'll tell you what you wanna know You brought it bad on you Either way I gotta go When it come to cutting ties Brand new music from Black
Starting point is 02:58:06 that was called Cutting Ties right here from Rory's Phone 101. All right. I just wonder what Cash Doll's doing. Yeah, you know, I'm always funny. I'm always going to come to my house and talk about, yo, I think Cash Doll broke up with her man.
Starting point is 02:58:22 I say, yo, but why you say that? I've been looking. I said, yo. She was putting up some worse memes. Why you say that? Like, I've been looking. I don't see none. He's talking about she put up an Insta snap saying, these niggas for everybody. Hey, you know when chicks do that. That means, yeah.
Starting point is 02:58:37 That is the random. That is the. Yeah, something about knowing their worth or this the last time I'm doing this. Yeah, that's like the Thundercat call for niggas. Like, yo, I'm back out. Yeah, I'm on the market. I'm not saying the cash doll is back on the market. No, she's not.
Starting point is 02:58:53 But that is what she's not. Are you chasing her? Oh, she was just tweeting. She's still what I do? Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Black girl magic.
Starting point is 02:59:02 Well, if you listen to her. Yeah, you want to say something to her if she's listening? No, I'm good. No? You going to wait still? Wait it out? Wait it out. I knew she wasn't letting go of that nigga too fast.
Starting point is 02:59:16 All right, so I was asking for this record a few weeks ago, maybe last week. Then he put it out the next morning, so I'm real happy about that. This is Tank. This is the When We Remix featuring Trey Songz and Ty Dolla $ign.
Starting point is 02:59:30 And that's all I got for you guys. Check it out. This is a world pro... This is... That's all Trey Songz has said for 15 years, by the way. I love when you fuck me. He's still saying it.
Starting point is 02:59:56 He's still saying it. Fuck you. I get so mad when they want lotion on you. You got to add a lotion on you. I want to see the lotion. I get so mad when they want lotion on them. A little more lotion on you. Trey is such a gentleman. I'd be way too tired to even use the massage trick anymore. I'd fall asleep on the massage.
Starting point is 03:00:19 There's no way I'm doing the massage trick anymore. Yeah, that's for Buck. Shout out to Buck. Who can beat it up? I can't no more. And don't use those hands to put up that gate and stop me. the buck. Shout out the buck. Fuck, when we, fuck I'm gon' be aggressive, I can be a savage I just need your blessing, she don't say that I can't ask When we, fuck When we, fuck
Starting point is 03:01:01 Get it on the stairs, get it, stack it to the room Had that Gucci lickin' on my new Gucci shoes Kissin' on your neck, you told me that I'm too deep Tell your ex to leave you alone, be your cream I saw her face down Bite me like a pony, these niggas so phony Treat you like a trophy, you know I pick up when the phone ring You know I go deep till I make you scream You say my D-game, I'm mad as hell
Starting point is 03:01:35 Ooh, D-game, I'm strong Fuck it up all night long Beat it up, get piped on game on strong fuck it up all night long beat it up get wiped on i'm gonna be aggressive i can be a savage i just need your blessing say that i can When we fuck When we fuck Face down, ass up I'ma put all of my face in it You come in wild like you taste it Now I'm breakin' it You a big girl and you takin' it
Starting point is 03:02:19 I'ma lay in it I think I love you, I'm stayin' in it It's the kind of fuckin' that'll make you make me number one on your list It's the kind of fuckin' that'll make you question who you been fuckin' with You got plenty miles and baggage, but I could still make you a savage Sponsor you, make you the baddest Have you screamin' out, you can have that weed When we, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Starting point is 03:02:44 When we, oh, when we, fuck When we, taking you down, fuck On the way down, when we, fuck I'm gon' be aggressive, I can be a savage I just need you blessed, say that I can die When we When we Fuck
Starting point is 03:03:07 Fuck around When we Fuck Alright that's Brand New from Tank That's the When We remix featuring Trey Songz and Ty Dolla $ign Hope you enjoyed it I was waiting that song for quite some time, so glad he finally put it out. I enjoyed it.
Starting point is 03:03:30 Alright, alright. Nigga, what'd you do? R&B niggas always want to show out at the end. Alright, so before we get out of here, let's see Frank Ocean, who's producer for copyright ownership of his blonde songs.
Starting point is 03:03:46 Who wants to claim those? I hated those wrongs. That's fine. What else happened real quick before we get out of here? I thought it was something I wanted to say. I don't remember now. Oh, Mitch Kupchak. Hornets. How you feel? Nothing? No, Mox.
Starting point is 03:04:07 Nothing? No, man. I'm still fucking pissed about that draft pick, man. But whatever. Lonzo Ball? Yeah. For real? Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 03:04:18 Did he make the rookie game? Is there even a rookie game in here? All that shit with Magic now. Magic getting in trouble for shit he said. It's just too much shit, man. We should have never brought that kid in trouble for shit he said. It's just too much shit, man. We should have never brought that kid to the Lakers, man. It's just too much shit going on now. My son will not be in L.A. if both of his brothers are not drafted to the Lakers.
Starting point is 03:04:35 What? Why is he in this uniform? Was Andre Drummond an all-star? He was, right? Yeah. We didn't see him too much either. I'd like to see him a little more. I think that's everything.
Starting point is 03:04:51 Oh, there was a story about Kia that I wanted to talk about, but I know y'all don't give a fuck about it. But I watch her. Who? Kia? Kia. Kaya, my neck, my back. Okay, Kaya.
Starting point is 03:05:02 But her and her partner, i don't know her name right this second but i watched them and i followed them they're pretty big but whatever they do and they're beefing now kaya and who and her partner let me find out her name let me know do that her t.s madison it's her name about what they they do they do some type of video podcast right have you ever seen it anything I've heard of it clips of it but it's pretty big so apparently they are beefing if I'm correct the Madison girl licensed Queens Court which is the name of their shit without Kaya knowing so Kai is saying i created this why are you licensing anything and shorty is saying well we had some business opportunities coming nicky wanted to holler we were getting hot out
Starting point is 03:05:54 here so i wanted our business to be in order where do y'all fall on that i mean whenever you're on a platform with someone and it's business being done, I mean, you communicate with. You should talk. Yeah, with the party. But is that stealing? That is stealing, right? Yeah. For sure it is.
Starting point is 03:06:12 Is it stealing if your friend is doing it? Yes. Yes. If your friend plan on telling you? We don't know. After it's stolen? Yeah, it's still after it's stolen, buddy. All right.
Starting point is 03:06:19 I'm keeping my eye on it because I really enjoy their content. I know Kaya, Kia, whatever her name is, she hates me, but I really enjoy this shit, so I'm watching out for it. Wait, why do y'all be... I think I dissed her back in the day.
Starting point is 03:06:31 You dissed her. That's what I'm saying. I changed my mind. You're cool now. I thought you were going to do a trade, too. Oh. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 03:06:41 You guys have been great. Stick around. See you next week, episode 151 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I bid you adieu. I got to work on out of here. You guys have been great. Stick around. See you next week. Episode 151 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I bid you adieu. I got to work on my feel well. Whatever.
Starting point is 03:06:50 Air horn.

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