The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 161 | "Joethos"
Episode Date: May 9, 2018This week, Joe, Rory, and Mal begin with the MET Gala and recapped some of the outfits that your favorite entertainers wore (4:41). Also, Childish Gambino’s “This Is America” video became a vira...l moment which led them to discuss the impact and talent of Gambino (34:50). And a lot of new music was released this past week, Joe covers Royce da 5’9, Rae Sremmurd, and Desiigner's new projects(1:04:58). Another loaded episode, enjoy! Other topics include: -Crooked I Interview (1:21:01) -Is Everyday Struggle Over? (1:25:34) -Avengers Infinity Wars Recap (2:02:05) Sleeper Picks of the Week Joe: Rae Sremmurd (Feat. Young Thug) “Offshore” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIN7V_x4y4g&feature=share Rory: Leon Bridges - “Bad Bad News” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cztfyj1dVgk&feature=share Mal: Ye Ali - “Oceans” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHSArzhhIn8&feature=share
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Wait a minute!
Ah, look, y'all hype.
Y'all can't wait for me to DJ the set.
I just want y'all to DJ the set.
Wait, hold on.
Let me hear what these guys...
What happened?
I don't want you to DJ the set.
Thank you.
Pardon me now.
What are we waiting for with that ad lib?
When we're waiting a minute?
Like, what happens?
The beat.
The beat is playing.
How do y'all talk over Return of the Mesh?
Shut the fuck up.
It's karaoke classic.
Hey.
It's everything classic.
Hold up, man.
I ain't even hit my ear horns.
You know what I mean?
How you don't bring back Mark?
Young Miggity.
Where my ear horn at?
You know what I mean? how everybody feeling out there?
How everybody good?
You good?
Everybody good?
It's nice out?
I'm good.
Y'all niggas are such losers.
Like, why wouldn't y'all ever have, like, pepping your step at the start?
Pepping your step.
I was waiting for the best ad lib of all time. Pump up the start. Pepping your step. I was waiting for
the best ad-lib of all time. Pump up the world.
Pepping your step.
Pump up the world? That's an ad-lib in the song.
Oh. Pump up the world.
Hey.
Look, y'all can't even. You gotta
nod your head. Y'all trying
to be cool. You gotta do it.
Roy the only one stiff ass beard.
Nigga, nod your head.
This is the fucking road, this nigga, man.
All right, mic check, mic check.
I'm done with these guys.
Damn, on the hook, though?
All right.
That's usually the first song you hear when you get to the cookout.
Well, it depends on where the cookout is.
That's true.
You go to Dykeman
and you have to request it.
Yeah.
And it's not coming on.
It's not going to come on.
It's not going to be played.
But they'll play that
one fucking record
for 30 minutes.
For sure.
Ozuna.
All right, mic check.
One, two, one, two.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two.
New Joe Budden.
Welcome to the
Joe Budden Podcast. Episode 161, if I am correct.
That's right.
Savon is unavailable today because he don't give a fuck.
No, he got a new podcast.
He got his own podcast.
You know, he the competition now.
Damn, I didn't look at it like that.
Savon hit me at 5 p.m. to say he wasn't going to make it.
I was like, damn, that's kind of crazy.
So shout out to Savon, working from home.
Gone but not forgotten.
We love you.
Parks is here.
Maul Rory and Erickson is here.
How is everyone feeling on this beautiful, beautiful evening?
I'm great.
Good. That's an interesting LA hat.
Yeah, a little different, right?
It is. Who makes it?
What is that? The new Paul George LA?
Paul George LA.
What does it say on the side? Paul and some cool
text. His logo.
Kill the hype. That's all.
NBA players have logos. That's funny.
Wait, kill the hype? Yes, name the hat. Kill the hype. That's all. NBA players have logos. That's funny. Wait, kill the hype?
Yes, and name the hat.
Just the hat?
Mm-hmm. Okay.
And it matches your
dress rings on your...
You don't think you dress like a drug dealer,
honestly. No.
I dress comfortable.
Later, I got a real good question I want to ask you. Rory, how are you
doing? I'm good. I'm good. How are you? I'm's comfortable. Well, I do have a, ooh, later, I got a real good question I want to ask you. Rory, how are you doing? I'm good.
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm well.
I can't complain.
Don't look me up and down.
Don't do that.
Yo, what's up, yo?
Why do niggas do that, man?
Here's this bedtime outfit you have on.
That's some real travel hotel bedtime attire.
It's that Tango Hotel right there.
Tango?
Yeah.
New Tango Hotel sweatsuit.
Where's the Tango Hotel? You never heard of Tango Hotel? No. Noango? Yeah. New Tango Hotel sweatsuit. Where's the Tango Hotel?
You never heard of Tango Hotel?
No.
No.
You'll be up on it in a minute.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, that's that new shit?
So you're not going to tell me?
No.
Well, where is it?
Is that like the Soho House?
It's definitely in LA.
Is that like...
No.
It's not like Soho House.
No.
Okay. We're going to talk about
Soho Owls later, too.
That's on my list.
Oh, Christ.
All right, so good.
Now that I got these great
one-word answers
from all of my friends
about how they're doing,
because guys can't give more
than that, right?
No, you can't.
That's why that is.
I can't really tell you
how I'm feeling.
Yeah, I'd be thinking
it's just y'all,
but that's just what you do.
Yeah.
All right, so I'm not mad at y'all.
All right, so where do we begin this week?
I'm happy to see all you guys.
This is one of those weeks I was anxious to get here.
Last week, I was in a great mood until we had to talk about that bullshit that I will not discuss this week.
So I was really happy to come here today and just, like, have fun with you guys.
Yeah, fun day.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's have fun today.
Did you go to the Met Gala with Puff yesterday?
No.
Oh.
Damn, I thought that would have been part of your rebrand.
Maybe put on the green suit that Hov took.
No, the frock.
You killed it with the frock.
And it was like a Catholic theme.
You would have killed with the frock at the gala.
What?
The godly frock?
The godly. You know what's funny? I did think for a second. What? The godly frock? The godly.
Pope Joe.
You know what's funny?
I did think for a second.
See?
If I was there, it'd be a frock.
Hell yeah.
I've got to have the godly frock on.
But then Rihanna came in with the frock.
I'm like, oh, she biting my mind.
There was a lot of frocks, actually.
Pope Joe Paul.
It would have worked.
Yeah, it was a few niggas biting my mind, man.
Biting my mind.
That's not a thing no um it works in court i'm glad you know what i'm glad that you brought up the met gala uh because i i didn't know how to bring it up i thought that was one of those things
that i only knew about because i lived with a woman i thought i would come in here bring that
up as the first topic and you you guys would make fun of me.
We all follow women.
Why I thought of you, because I saw Puff.
You know Puff does the get ready dance videos on his Instagram?
I was thinking to myself how annoying it must be to be his stylist or his barber when he's constantly dancing when he's getting ready.
It just looks like a lot.
I'm pretty sure. I felt pretty bad for the whole team that was behind him.
They're probably taken care of.
Yeah.
That's part of the deal.
Yeah.
I think they're well paid.
A little extra for the dance and cut.
Before we get into the Met Gala, though, I want to get into you guys.
Maul, you had something you wanted to ask Maul, right?
We should start there.
Then you can tell us about your birthday.
You had a birthday, right?
Let me give a round of applause for my guy 27 again yes hey third year running you've been 27 a long time 28 now uh he jumped up one year well that's usually what happens in three years no the next year. 27 goes to 28. How old were you when I met you?
22, 23.
Oh, knock it off, buddy.
All right.
Yeah, I want to get into your birthday, but ask more of what you was trying to ask him.
Well, I was a little concerned that he had announced his retirement from weed because I know it's a big part of your life.
Oh, yeah, man.
I'm just, I don't know.
I'm just trying to see How long I could just Not smoke
But I'm like that though
Like when I gave up red meat
When I gave up chicken
Like once I decide
To give something up
I'm usually done with it
So
But those are unhealthy things
Weed I wouldn't say
Is something that's unhealthy
I mean it can be unhealthy
Like if you know what I'm saying
It becomes something that
You know
You feel like is
Slowing you down
This nigga swear
You're a Scientologist
No for real though.
That shit was having me
like being high all day.
That shit is whack, man.
Yeah, I can't be high all day.
I love weed,
but I can't be high all day.
I listened to Royce's album
and quit alcohol
for like an hour or two.
I was like,
yo, I hear you, Royce.
This is bad.
I was drinking while
I was listening to it,
but yeah, I feel you.
What is Maul doing
that weed is slowing him down?
Nobody wanted to ask him?
Come on.
I hate when y'all be thinking stuff and leave it to me to do it.
That shit really slows you down, though.
That shit just puts you in a cloud.
I'm just tired of that shit.
So you're not high right now?
No.
Those are just your eyes?
Have you seen anything change since you retired?
Hold on.
Stop looking at me like that.
Don't look me in my eyes and tell me I have nice eyes.
Yo, you know what's funny?
For the last four weeks, I've been dying to fucking call him on, curse him out for coming
in here super high.
But those are just your eyes.
You got nice eyes, man.
Own that shit.
I'm uncomfortable.
I'm uncomfortable, too.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, well, when we get to the Met Gala talk, I'm pointing out that Wiz looks good, man.
Did y'all see Wiz?
You saying that because he can fight now.
I'm saying that because he can fight now.
I always
could fight, so I'm not saying that because of that.
But Wiz looks...
It was a good brown suit.
But him in the suit.
Oh, so you did see... Come on, man. I see you know about
the Met Gala.
I saw the picture. You couldn't help but see the suit. I saw you did see. Come on, man. I see you know about the Met Gala.
I saw the pics.
Yeah, you couldn't help but see the pics.
I am.
No, no, no.
Every chick had
their whole Insta story
with every chick.
I didn't see none of the Met Gala
but I know what everybody had on.
I don't remember the colors
of the suits.
I didn't even know
the Met Gala was last night
until I opened my Instagram.
Well, first of all,
can you see it?
Is it televised?
I think it is.
How was everybody able to see it?
What happens there? They just show people coming in, I think it is. How was everybody seeing it? What happens there?
It's just the...
They just show people coming in, I think, to the party, to the event.
Oh, okay.
Okay, now.
All right, so...
Wait, do I want to take this opportunity to make fun of you guys for knowing about the Met Gala?
You can't help but know about it.
As soon as you open up Instagram, it's on everybody's page.
No, you kind of sweet for that.
Yo, if I remember...
I didn't know it was yesterday until I went on Instagram.
Y'all knew exactly
what Wiz had on
when I went to it.
Like, y'all ain't even front.
Because everybody was
posting the same pics.
Okay, so now,
if y'all saw the pic,
tell me y'all didn't see it
and think that nigga looked good.
He looked good.
I didn't think that.
I thought his suit was nice.
I didn't look at Wiz
and be like, whoa.
Yo, one day in...
Damn, Wiz. Yo whoa one day damn Wiz
yo one day
on my other podcast
that I am not gonna start
we're gonna talk about
the fucking
emasculation of men
and how we just
can't even be vulnerable
we can't even be vulnerable
we just have to be tough
all the time
no I didn't look at Wiz
and think oh he looks good
I didn't think that
I'm saying
I'm not saying he didn't
but I didn't think that
I looked at him in the suit
And said alright
I see where all
The MMA shit is
You know what I mean
Oh you was looking
At his shoulders
Is that why you quit weed
Why
Cause maybe Wiz did
And he was looking better
Wiz quit weed
He looked like he quit weed
Nah I'm not
I don't think he did
Getting high
And playing MMA
Is wild though
That's nuts
Y'all are laughing at me
But I tweeted this
a little while ago, maybe a few weeks ago.
You missed one week of
working out.
It's over.
All your little form-fitting everything is
over. I threw on one of the little
long john shirts that used to look good on me.
I think you've missed more than a week, Joe.
It just draped a little different.
I know what you're talking about.
Oh, my God.
I think you've missed more than a week.
It's always the long john shirts, too.
Get the fuck out of here.
You've definitely missed more than a week.
Thank you.
I know.
But the point still stood if you miss a week.
Same thing.
You're right.
But yeah, man.
I can't wear little long john things anymore.
Even this little Lulu.
All that Lulu shit, you got to chill out on.
That's crazy.
See how you just came in here and snapped on me from Rip?
Last time I looked all like this.
And now I just look like some pajama shit when your body's trash.
What age is a man supposed to have a trash body, though?
What year is it acceptable?
Yeah.
After 35.
Because I've been let go of myself.
Listen, first of all, chicks don't care what you look like anymore.
But wait, that's not my word.
Why does it matter?
You guys haven't let go of yourselves yet?
I'm trying to get myself back.
So you have let go of yourself?
I didn't let go of it purposely.
Not purposely.
You lost a grip?
I just got to say, I've loosened my grip a little bit.
I started eating bullshit.
You know what I mean?
Like not working out,
not playing ball.
See, this is kind of
like the other podcast.
And the older you get,
like that shit don't,
you can't shed them pounds
quick enough, man.
When you was like 28, 29.
Have you turned everything
into like a dietary conversation?
You just said about looking good
in your clothes.
Oh, man, I lose myself, period.
Yeah, that goes to the diet, though.
That goes to your diet.
No, I mean everything.
Oh.
He's talking about his life.
We just stop caring.
No, no.
You wake up some days and just not care.
Oh, hell yeah.
See, come on.
Yeah, don't leave me on the island alone.
More often than the days I care.
Yeah.
I don't care more than I care.
All right, come on now.
Let's get back to the Met Gala.
Since y'all know everybody's outfit, what did y'all think of the Black Panthers outfit?
I like the ducé crosses.
I like the cape, yeah.
That shit look like, yeah, like golden herpes all over that outfit.
What?
That shit look like royal herpes.
Cassie look great.
Damn, I miss Cassie.
Yeah, she look great.
Well, we know more things.
Cassie look great.
Yeah.
She's amazing.
She always looks great.
Yeah.
That is true.
Well, yeah, I'm about to say, when does Cassie not look great? Right. I just said she looks great. I just wanted to throw that out there. R Cassie looks great. Yeah. She's amazing. She always looks great. Yeah. That is true. Well, yeah.
I'm about to say, when does Cassie not look great?
Right.
I just said she looks great.
I just wanted to throw that out there.
Rihanna look great.
Per usual, yeah.
I would join her Pentecostal church or whatever she was from.
Yeah.
If she wanted me to join Scientology. I would pay my tithes.
I asked her what the theme was for the Met Gala.
She told me it was Holy Ghost.
No.
That's a Spanish response.
I interpreted that to be Catholicism.
It was something along those lines.
They said what it was, but I forgot.
Well, everybody's outfit looked a little Catholic to me.
If the Catholic Church and I part of it.
Listen, let's just keep it real.
It was a big-ass Illuminati meeting last night.
It was some
eyes wide shut show a little bit. Now let's get
to the shit because that's what I wanted
to start out with. I'm
too broke to know what the Met Gala event
is. Me too. I don't know how
people get invited to it.
I don't know the criteria to get
invited to it. I used
to think it was money too. I saw a lot of people
there last night that I have more money than. I ain't be honest with you.
There's a few people there that were able
to sneak in. People that spend money
and are known for spending it.
You're not one of them.
Is it a fundraiser? Oh yeah, I wouldn't be spending it.
You gotta pay $10,000 I think.
No, you gotta pay $30,000 to get in and then it's like
$275,000 for a table.
That's what I read on Twitter.
Guess how much I had to pay to watch Instagram. $275,000. I don't for a table. That's what I read on Twitter, which means it's true. Guess how much I had to pay to watch Instagram.
$75,000.
I wish a nigga, man, if you don't get the fuck out of here.
Jaden Smith showed up with his gold plaque.
I thought that was dope.
That was swag.
That jacket was hard that he had on.
I like Jaden Smith.
I like that we're sitting here talking about outfits, man.
I thought it was just going to be me.
We forced to.
I was forced to say, hey, she looks great last night.
I'm just looking at
Instagram.
She looks great.
All right.
So what?
Who looked great?
Who won?
Who won it?
Who won the night to you?
Who wore it better?
Between Rihanna and
Rihanna and
who was it?
Rihanna and maybe J-Lo.
I didn't see J-Lo.
I wasn't really into J-Lo's outfit, man. For real? Yeah. I think Rihanna was great, though. I don and maybe J-Lo? I didn't see J-Lo. I wasn't really into J-Lo's outfit, man.
For real?
Yeah.
I think Rihanna and J-Lo.
I don't think J-Lo should dress like that anymore.
I mean, it was...
J-Lo, look, reminded me of the hot teacher.
She gets that age, though.
I'm waiting for you to say something wrong.
What's wrong with the hot teacher?
Word.
I think J-Lo is...
I think she's so beautiful
That she could body any look
Oh no wait wait wait
You know who looked great
Well I was just trying to explain about my
My bad I forgot her name but
Terrence J's girlfriend
She looked amazing
You're naming people that always look amazing
Nope I'm just saying last night
She probably her and Rihanna to me probably
Were the best dressed last night And Cass probably, her and Rihanna to me probably were the best
dressed last night.
And Cassie.
Yeah, I saw some people
trying to say,
they must ain't really
see Rihanna outfit really.
No, Rihanna.
That shit was crazy.
But her outfit
made me wonder why,
like,
why am I so poor?
Well, no,
I often ponder that.
But,
but,
no, her outfit made me wonder, like, why is her glam team so much better than everyone else's?
Well, she's in that world now.
She cares probably more.
She's surrounded by wealthy people all with resources and the same.
Like, why does she look better than everybody all of the time?
Her swag is just...
Yeah, she has natural style.
Yeah.
It's her.
It's Rihanna.
Yeah.
It's what she's wearing, plus it's her style.
It's her...
And they can all pay people, but Rihanna knows who to pay because she's in that world and
knows the best person to reach out to.
I think at this point, Rihanna could style herself.
I don't even think she would need a style team.
I don't think she has the time to do that.
Yeah, maybe time, but I mean, she can definitely pick shit out on her own.
She knows how to wear it.
What did you guys think of...
This is so non-us.
No toxic masculinity at all.
I'm feeling it.
I kind of like it.
I'm trying to broaden our audience a little bit.
I'm definitely going to knock a nigga out on Stein when we leave.
Just to get my stripes back.
Yeah, I got to get my stripes
back after this.
Somebody get laid down. What did y'all think
of Kim?
She looked good.
But Kim always looks good, though.
Especially at events like that. She's another one with a team
that's not going to let her look
anything less than, you know, amazing.
She looked good, though.
We have to keep Janelle Monáe away from Burlington Coat Factory.
She look good, though, last night.
Where do people get tuxedos from?
Well, Janelle Monáe has probably more tuxedos than anybody.
She didn't go to Burlington Coat Factory.
All right, so tell me where people get tuxedos from.
Where?
Yeah.
They got to keep her out of the big and the little and small.
Portobello on Fordham.
You can go get one.
Portobello.
You can get a nice tux.
Yeah.
You can go get a nice tux.
Why does she always
just have to give us
the tux?
That's her look.
That's her.
Nah, but she's cute.
She just brought a video
where she's not in a tux
and she looks fire.
Oh, wait.
We were doing so good.
Let me not sexualize her. She looks great. Yeah, Janelle Monae is fine. Yeah where she's not in a tux and she looks fire. Oh, wait, we were doing so good. Let me not sexualize her.
She looks great, yeah.
Janelle Monae is fine.
Yeah, she's...
All right,
you guys don't sexualize her either.
No, I'm just saying she is.
That's not a secret.
And her album is real good.
We never got to it,
but her last album is good.
It took me a minute
to get into it.
It's a little more...
There's some more poppy things
that I guess was a little bit...
She was experimenting.
Yeah, she was,
but it was good.
How do y'all feel
about artists experimenting?
When it's dope, it's dope.
When it works.
When it works, it's great.
When it's not,
we gonna kill you.
When it's the love below,
it's great.
When it's not.
When it's one of the greatest
albums ever, right?
When it's 808?
Yeah, yeah.
That's just fine.
That's a hard experiment.
Why fans don't let niggas experiment?
All right, we're not doing that right now.
Back to the Met Gala. Fucking... Okay, comeas experiment? Alright, we're not doing that right now. Back to the Met Gala.
Fucking, um...
Okay, come on. Since we're not doing
masculinity, can we get to the tea?
Cardi and Nicki taking pictures together?
At the gala?
This podcast is mad different.
What's going on?
I don't know. I wish Maul would've brought that up.
You know what I noticed
about Maul? He tried to let us bring up the Nicki stuff.
So he could always.
Because y'all called me a barb.
So it's like, I got to just shut up.
No, they call me a barb too sometimes.
No, they don't.
You called yourself a barb.
See, look.
You called yourself.
You came on here after you was on the live stream and called yourself a barb.
No, I think all of us were barbs at one point.
Okay. All right, man. stream and called yourself a barb now i think all of us were barbs at one point okay all right
no there was there was a time where i was championing nikki as a better rapper than men
i think a lot of a lot of us i'm joking with the term barb but yeah i was saying that yeah i forgot
what year that was but after monster i can't say that today she's better than some guys i know i know she's been a lot of
the niggas what i'm saying is we don't hear from her consistently enough for me to say that she
like back then i was saying she was better than all the great people like whoever niggas had as
one two three four and five i thought she was in there somewhere okay so today i don't know if her
if she's put out enough but But let's get to it.
Come on, Maul.
You saw the pick, man.
You took the pick.
I think Maul was there.
In a Nike Tech.
No.
A Nike Tech tux.
A Nike Tech tux.
Shit, that's what Virgil wore.
Y'all said he looked amazing.
I didn't say.
I don't even.
I never said that about Virgil.
Not you. Not you. Virgil. Not you.
Not you.
Not you.
Know what's funny?
Not you.
Thank you.
But people said he looked amazing.
I want to know why people,
I know that Virgil is well liked
and he is a high ranking official
in our culture.
Mm-hmm.
And I did think his tux was fly.
Super fly.
I thought that,
I did think,
yeah,
he did look amazing actually. He could have super fly'd it. Did y'all see the trailer for that movie? For super fly? Yeah. Yeah, I did think his tux was fly. Super fly. I thought that. I did think. Yeah, he did look amazing, actually.
He could have super fly'd it.
Did y'all see the trailer for that movie?
For super fly?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Okay.
We'll talk about that later.
Didn't we talk about it?
Did we?
We first got announced.
I have never talked about it.
Yeah, I've never talked about it.
I could have sworn we did.
No, I'm not mad at what Virgil had on, but I'm a little tired of the just write some
shit on the sole of the sneaker and you got an exclusive. I'm a little tired of the just write some shit on the sole of the sneaker and you got an exclusive.
I'm a little sick of that.
Like, because he wrote for the carpet only.
Now the ones is like, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I know you, Virgil.
I know.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
I know the game.
I feel the same.
I salute to you.
But I thought that suit was a little too fly for that move.
I'll say that.
But let me also say that Virgil knows Virgil has forgotten more about style than I will ever learn.
So let me be clear on that.
But that's kind of the sneaker shit, though.
Like when people was trying to find the threes with the Nike check rather than the Jordan logo.
Like finding something exclusive.
It's like what DJs used to do.
Finding exclusive.
I thought it was dope only because he actually wore J's on the red carpet.
I like that he was wearing his shit.
Yeah.
Like, I'm not mad at that.
And I do like the style of the tux and the sneaker thing.
Yeah, Virgin was kind of fly, actually.
Yeah, I don't know why I tried to hate him.
I would have liked to see him.
The jacket was crazy.
The jacket he had on was crazy
You know how he bodied it?
Don't
That little clutch
Yo this podcast is nuts
Well the word is not a clutch
I'm telling you
It was some accessory
That was in his hand
His wallet?
It wasn't a wallet
A murse
I don't know the specific word for it
Because I'm a real ass nigga
So
But It matched all that shit That he had on his tux He caught that I don't know the specific word for it because I'm a real ass nigga. So,
but,
it matched all that shit that he had on his tux.
He caught that.
The chick from Quantico.
That's what you said?
Yeah.
The chick from Quantico looked great too.
Wait, how do,
she always looks great too.
Yeah.
Hey, how do y'all compliment other men?
I see you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see you.
I see you, my nigga.
That's how you gotta compliment another dude
Anything other than that
It's like alright fam
Hold on
Or just a I
Yeah
Alright
Okay
I see what's going on
See how you did those
Yeah
That's it
You can't go
Nah nah nah nah nah
It's not a level higher
Maybe like
You hold the dap a little longer
Nah I'm not doing that
I'm not doing that
I see you my nigga
I've done that before
I've held the
You've held the dap just a little longer than usual?
I've held the dap a little longer to observe you.
No?
To observe you.
To see what's going on.
Look you in your eyes.
Feel your hand.
What's up?
Okay.
I've done that.
I think there's another level you could go up from.
I see you, though.
Oh, there's another level, but now you're entering
a dangerous zone
at the next level, though.
No, that got to be your friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, at that point.
You can't just compliment
a stranger past,
yo, I see you.
Yeah.
We good.
I think that's all I have.
And another way
to compliment a dude
that's fly,
you got to say
he don't look fly.
Yeah, like cut only...
Fuck out of here
with them bum asses.
But really,
you know what I mean?
It's really dope. You got to shit on niggas But really, you know what I mean? It's really dope.
You gotta shit on niggas
sometimes,
but it's,
you know what I mean?
At the end of the night,
you're like,
nah, my nigga,
you killed that.
Yeah, that's true.
All right.
I agree with that
and I understand it.
My only problem with that
is when I'm shitting on niggas,
I want y'all to know
that it's truly shitting on niggas.
It's not a compliment.
So,
I'm never complimenting
y'all that way.
Got it.
All right, come on.
Nicki Cardi, give it to me.
I don't know.
All right.
Was it just for the red carpet?
I think that was inside.
It looked like they were indoors.
But I've been saying a lot of the times
where we pit Nicki
against other female artists
it's really
the people doing it
I don't think it's really
they really have issues
with each other
I agree until that
Nicki interview
okay let's get to it
see Rory
I like that Rory knows
about all this
get him Rory
yeah
wait before that
Nicki interview
let's address some things
which one
Vogue
the Zane Lowe
okay
I'm talking about the zane one oh i'm
talking about vogue so maybe rory doesn't know some things all right so let me let me just last
night last night or the day before or the day before my memory's bad so i don't know tokyo
the hairstylist in question the one that nikki says was stolen from her posted receipts of him in fact doing cardi's here before nikki
i think that was last night this was on snap right so that happened then that picture occurred
on the red carpet and let me just say before i continue the story i'm too broke to even know
what goes on inside of this place like what are what are they doing there? After everybody takes these pictures
and does these interviews,
where the fuck are they going?
Have you seen Eyes Wide Shut?
Are they going to eat?
Wow.
They're going to sacrifice.
Someone died.
Yeah, where's French?
Was he there?
He'll tell us.
No, I'm just saying,
I don't want to make sure
niggas is good.
Anybody you ain't seen?
Yeah, come on, man.
I saw who went in, but who went out of that place?
Right.
What was I saying before we just went off there?
Nikki's.
Oh, Nikki.
All right, so the picture.
So I looked at the picture, and I know this was Cardi's first time,
or she's new to this type of shit.
Cardi Faye's going to always tell you the real story.
Cardi has not yet learned
how to really mask how she feels cardi is still cardi so i looked at cardi's face and it looked
like uh nikki looked like nikki i didn't take anything away from that because i'm trying to
start with a clean slate here where i just judge them individually and don't do that right okay
but homeboy's face in the back that that was the snitch who's homeboy he was a designer he was a
designer oh who's the designer for mark jacobs if savon was here i would ask him i think that's who
he was whoever designed cardi's dress that night know, because you have to walk in with designers or a lot of people walk in with designers.
Cardi walked in with the gentleman
who designed Nicki's dress last year.
That's important here.
I have brought up the picture
for those that have not seen it.
That's the picture.
We need that gentleman's name.
Jeremy Scott.
Jeremy Scott.
Jeremy Scott.
Look at Erickson putting in overtime.
Thank you, Erickson.
You my guy, man. Head of content.
That's the same Jeremy Scott
that makes the sneakers? Okay.
Jeremy Scott,
I'm pretty sure, and I could be
mistaken. Somebody correct me tomorrow
when it's too late. I think
he designed her dress last year.
That was big that he's even walking in
with Cardi B.
Matching Cardi B, by the way. His that was big that he's even walking in with Cardi B. Right?
Matching Cardi B, by the way.
His face.
Man, he's not even looking at her.
But go ahead.
He's not looking at who?
He's not looking at neither of them.
He's looking past this way.
I interpret that face totally different than you.
See, this is how it sounds.
It's all interpretation.
Parks and Mall
look at this picture
look at Jeremy Scott's face
and tell me how y'all interpret
it looks like an awkward situation
a little bit
yeah but pictures
I mean we don't know
what happened right before that
someone could have farted
but does it look like
he's looking away
like Rory said
or does it look like
like he's a little perturbed
looks like I mean it looks like I like he's a little perturbed looks like
I mean it looks like
I'm not sure what's happening
but I know
something is happening
trying not to catch
eye contact with Nicky
now his face
with Cardi's face
made me say
alright I clearly know
how they felt about
this situation
and this picture
and this moment
and then later on nikki
does an interview with i want to say vogue uh and nikki announced her album release so we'll get to
that as well nikki announced uh uh she did an interview with vogue and in her little short
soliloquy that she got off she just just mentioned how she was, you know, she threw the lightweight shade out there and said,
she's the only person who writes.
So this is all what happened.
And I'm,
I want to say,
and I could be wrong here to that was after the picture.
Now that's just,
if that's me theorizing,
because there are some other pictures where they got it together,
where they don't look
so awkward where it looks like they might have even had a decent conversation with with one
another well you know what they should be able to do because tension should be should be settled
cardi's album is out uh not only that i mean when you know you know how it is with women when one
woman is pregnant it's a different level of yeah one woman is pregnant, it's a different level of...
Yeah, Cardi's pregnant.
It's a different level of, no, you know what?
We buried that hatchet.
You look great.
Congratulations.
That type of conversation.
I don't know.
Hey, this is...
You can't be beefing with a pregnant woman.
That's true.
Yeah, but you can't wait for her to have the baby.
She don't have the baby.
That's what I'm saying.
She's pregnant.
She's pregnant.
So, you know, Nikki, if she had an issue, she definitely wouldn't address it while she's pregnant. you know Nikki would if she had an issue she definitely wouldn't address
it while she's but I'm not on that I'm not on that this podcast uh Cardi don't need that energy
pregnant Nikki don't need that energy working on music and releasing music so uh I didn't like I
didn't nah I mean I say I didn't like I'm just over that style announcement
but I understand
why Nicki would
want to announce
her album
there
in that setting
on an interview
like she broke it
she just walked up
to one of the
interviewers
and broke it
now
well I'm sure
I'm certain that
the audience was large
and like that was
a great place to do it
and I'm sure that
interviewer knew
I'm sure that wasn't just a
oh there's someone. I just would
you know you're right. I would just
like a more
unique way
for not just her anybody to do it.
Or just no announcement at all.
I don't know niggas probably
even made that a little corny.
I think a lot of artists realize
they need it when i'm
if you look at the scope if you look at the scene and i'm know that niggas are starting they roll
out a whole lot earlier it's going back to the old eight week ten week even now shit nicky announced
their album for june what 25th something like that it's may 8th true That's a lot of time. That is a lot of time.
Yeah.
And if you add to that the time that they've spent, if we start from when they put the records out, you're looking at a 10-week rollout, right?
Yeah.
And I mean, Drake didn't give a date, but it was far away from June.
It was far away from June.
That's true.
Yeah, I'm not mad at that.
I'm not mad at that going back to that.
It was a phase, and I think a lot of I mean Drake and Nicki
I think could do it
The pop up way
If they wanted
But I think a lot of artists
Realized I can't do that
I gotta give myself some time
Cause that was the wave
For like
Half a year
Where everyone wanted
To go that way
2 Chainz proposed
I saw that
Yeah
Let me get the round of applause
For my nigga 2 Chainz
Man
They looked great.
All right, who's ready for a corny joke?
So I guess in the future, he'll be two rings.
Or they'll be two rings.
Nah, don't worry about it.
No, I'm not worried about it.
The one thing I'm worried about it's not that bum ass joke
you just told
maybe work on the delivery
you know what
that was freestyling
freestyling
I was freestyling
that was
you wrote that joke
that's why you gotta
pick up a pen
I didn't write that joke
you wrote that joke
you was in the corner
talking this morning
I hate that y'all
do that man
alright what else
do we need to talk about
from Met Gala
cause we already
talked about Met Gala for mad long.
Well, I want to know who Met is and where that name comes from.
Because I didn't see not one Met player there.
Did y'all see the alleged beatdown outside?
Who beat down?
We had to Met Gala?
There was an alleged beatdown?
People keep recycling that same picture with dude with the white suit falling
down the stairs
talking about
there's somebody
different every year.
Every year,
this year they said
it was Jason Derulo
that fell.
It's the same picture
from the last four years.
Well, did it look like
Jason Derulo?
I think it was a movie
or something
like one year
that they were filming
and somebody was like
doing that on the carpet.
But they said it was
Jason Derulo this year
because you can never
tell who it is
because the way the person is falling but
whoever had a white suit on that year so it's jason derulo this year there was pick they were
sending pictures around of just the red stairs saying wow even when beyonce doesn't try and she
kills it yeah that was pretty cute wait oh no she stick with the theme she was the holy ghost
yeah
oh yeah
that was hilarious
um
fucking um
no more
what am I saying
no
alright
outside a fan
tried to get an autograph
from someone who
looked like
Cardi
as she was walking
with someone who
looked like Offset
all this is allegedly
and then they got
in the car
with some other people
allegedly
and then the fan kept
screaming shit outside
like
oh you gonna beat me up
over autograph
word
and then
it looked like
somebody got out of
one of the vehicles
along with some other people
and pounded him out
oh damn
and there's footage
running around
so
well I guess if you're doing
all that
that does call for a little ass whooping.
Yo, I want to tell y'all.
Trying to get an autograph.
Hey, let me.
Who gets an autograph anymore?
I believe that fans should be,
certain fans should get the shit beat out of them.
I agree with that.
I stand by that.
And let me not say fans,
because you don't know if they're fans.
Some people just be doing too much.
They just be getting a little crazy with their fucking little smartphones yeah like i'm not incriminating myself
listen one time me and sim was in the mall niggas was going crazy and i was
going over there to stop them from going crazy to fix it and she said no you can't do that they'll
arrest you right now i'm going over there, if you don't get over here.
I'm going over there.
Yeah, these fans get a little crazy.
All right, I don't have anything else about Met Gala.
34 minutes on the Met Gala. Look at us.
It was a lot of people.
Yeah.
All right.
Now we can get our stripes back.
So let's start talking about some thug shit.
All right, Who got shot?
Who got shot?
Not me.
No, I'm saying you have to.
Oh, I know.
Trying to call me a snitch.
No, we got to talk.
No, we got to talk about Donald Glover shit.
Oh, childish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what's funny?
I was I saw the video and I was trying to think of how we were going to cover this
because all three of us have been high on him for a long time.
Yeah, for sure.
So how do we cover it now that everyone else is singing his praises?
I told you so.
I told you the kid was a genius.
And all I could think of was, all right, so tell me now where the race is for most talented person in the game.
Give me the one through wherever you want to go.
Three.
I still got Jamie at one.
Entertainment altogether?
Yeah.
Jamie Foxx is still up there.
I don't know.
I think.
I don't know if he's.
Childish right now is number one, though.
Oh, like currently.
Yeah. Donald Glover, yeah. Yeah, right now Is number one though Oh like currently Yeah
Donald Glover yeah
Yeah he would be number one
I mean as
He's got possibly
The best show
Some of the best music
Yeah
Killed
Donald Glover
SNL
Videos crazy
So we are all
In agreement
Beyonce is still up there
Yeah
I mean
That's not
She is of course But it's not really what I was talking about Oh well Right now yeah I mean um that's not she is of course
but it's not really what
I was talking about
oh well
right now yeah
I mean like
as far as being multifaceted
just all around
Drake
I'd still put Drake up there
just Drake
singing, rapping, acting
yeah
he's done all those things
he hasn't done much acting
as of late
but if we're talking
if we're using those categories
not many people have that trifecta
right he's done all three of those things and he's sang and rapped no But if we're talking, if we're using those categories, not many people have that trifecta.
Right.
He's done all three of those things.
And he sang and rapped.
No, I'm on the same page with you. My list is the same.
It's still Donald Glover, Jamie Foxx, Chris Brown.
Oh, yeah, Chris.
Followed by Drake is in there somewhere.
Bo Jackson.
Thank you, Rory.
But this did nothing for me how did like i mean the the timing
was great well this not let me not let me not say that and people can i'm not saying the video did
nothing for me i'm saying this newfound love that everyone seems to have for donald glover
did nothing for me now the, the video, beautiful.
What were y'all, how did y'all?
My first, first thought was,
it's so great that videos are coming back.
I don't know if you've noticed in 2018,
but people seem to be caring about videos
more than they have in the past few years.
And it's becoming a thing that matters.
I don't think so.
I disagree.
I think videos have been pretty,
well, Kendrick has been putting out great videos since.
The only videos. I'm not saying put out great videos.
I'm saying people that are caring.
That care about videos.
One person who has always cared.
Because everybody cares about videos.
When they see a great video, they care.
I'm not releasing my song with the video.
That's kind of a 2018 thing.
As of the past years where it hasn't been.
Where videos were way more important.
Now it's like, yeah, we'll put it out after.
We'll see how the single do. Now people are like,
this is my single and here is the video with it the day
I put it out. I think they're doing the
video before they're doing the music down there.
I think what's different today
is, because I still don't think that
videos matter at all. There's a whole slew of them
that came out that we don't talk about at all.
We talk about the ones that
stick. Right. And that brought me to my point when I was watching the Donald Glover shit. them that came out that we don't talk about at all we talk about the ones that stick right and
that brought me to my point when i was watching the donald glover shit like like last decade
when when i was a new act i felt like i felt like when and i was young and arrogant but i felt like
it was no way that a lot of the 90s 90s niggas could keep up with this new crop of of mcs because of what we were doing
we were doing such we were rhyming different it was different than the rhyming in the 90s
so when you started with that 90s rhyme and then you could hear it and it sounded awkward the same
way now i could hear the niggas rhyming from last decade sounding a little awkward now only because
of the climate of music so donald glover kendrick lamar jay cole name me anybody that's popping
and i'm gonna tell you all of the things they're doing musically that a lot of us from last decade
cannot and are not doing did y'all follow all that because that was a lot
so i'm watching donald glover donald glover is dancing like he likes men in the video that's
talent it's talent he looks great that's in now but to have that type of body coordination is what
i'm saying yeah you almost have to have it to know how to is what I'm saying. Yeah.
You almost have to have it to know how to rap now.
The same way you almost had to tear a mixtape up back in the day to get a record deal. No, you're right.
It's actually really important.
Today, yeah, him moving his body like that, amazing.
The fact that I'm certain, it's true though.
No, I understand.
It's just funny.
It's funny to hear, but i'm looking at it
artistically and saying damn like why i have to dissect it like why can't niggas fuck with donald
glover this is why because he's gonna wear that fucking stupid black nappy here that's beautiful
and it's in right but it wasn't always in is my point in saying that the the funny looking
dancing that's in it wasn't always in i don't know in saying that. The funny looking dancing that's in, it wasn't always in.
I don't know who wrote that treatment, but I'm going to assume it came from him because we know how brilliant of a writer he is.
That's brilliant writing.
They said who the choreographer and director was, but of course, Donald Glover was super involved.
We know he was.
But I'm just saying there was also a director and choreographer that should be credited as well.
There was also a director and choreographer that should be credited as well.
The stuff that he's previously written and the stuff that he's leaked that he's written that maybe never came out leads me to believe he was heavily involved in the writing of that.
And even that, wow.
You have to be armed like that today.
Joyner Lucas, you had to be armed like that today. Joyner Lucas, you had to be armed like that today.
I noticed it.
Yeah, me too.
Everybody cannot do it.
I mean, you had to watch that shit 30 times to catch everything that was in that video.
I caught something new every time I watched it.
So wait, so then he's singing.
Was SZA in the video at the end? Yes, it was at the end.
And we're going to get to that too.
Oh, SZA, baby.
We got to rewind and go back to the neck. To the gallows. How do we forget S get to that too oh scissor baby we gotta rewind
and go back to the gallo how do we forget sizzle we gotta talk about my baby sizzle i love sizzle
yeah we're gonna talk about uh what was that you're saying oh he's singing so all right so
now he's singing the the uh even the structure of the record.
Or lack thereof.
Yes.
Right.
Like, look at how deep I'm going with... That's why I feel like they may have even wrote the music to the video.
Of course.
I think that was the whole process as well, too.
And even that.
I mean, if that happened, look how armed you got to be today.
Yeah.
I could do that very same thing with anybody y'all tell me is popping right now.
Cole, Drake, Kendrick.
I'm probably slowing down now.
Wait, you think that exact video?
No, that level of what's in your toolbox.
Yeah.
Like what you can go to.
I'm listening to the new Royce album.
There's more singing on the new Royce album.
Know why?
And Royce always could sing.
Royce is always a Texas man.
Because he always used to take his voice off.
Yeah, we love your voice.
You gotta sing.
Cocaine might be my favorite on Royce's project.
He's always been able to sing great, though.
It's my favorite record on Glasshouse.
He used to want to be like, let me take me off.
Well, we're going to get to that.
So I think we're going to get to everything.
Because we hop around a lot.
But my point was, today you've got to have that in your toolbox.
There's quite a few songs on that Royce album where the level of thought involved,
even some of the songs that I don't like,
how hard he had to think and develop a story.
And you have to do a lot to make an impact and an imprint today.
Everybody's not equipped for it,
which led me to my question to you outside, Parks.
Who's hot?
Ain't too many niggas hot.
There's a fucking reason for it.
Yeah, that's true.
And let's note, while he put that video out,
he was hosting SNL as a comedian and as an artist.
And he killed it.
And let me just say that.
Those were some of the funniest sketches I've seen in a while.
That whole Migos and therapy shit.
I think that nigga listens to our podcast, by the way.
I just want to throw that out there.
Who?
Donald Glover.
I think Donald Glover 100% has or has someone by him that has heard our fucking podcast.
Well, if that's the case, what's up, bro?
Let's get a proof.
Hey, Don, we love you, man.
You're fucking awesome.
How about I say, yeah.
Round of applause for if Donald's listening.
Been singing your praises for years.
Hold up, man.
We'll send you a front of the show shirt for free.
You don't even have to pay for it.
Yeah, round of applause for if he's listening.
Awesome out there
Love your show
Atlanta's incredible too
So back to this video
I understood it
I understood it rather
Rather quickly
I didn't think it was
It was the deepest thing in the world
But the timing was important
I think the
Not to cut you off
But yeah
It was easy to grab
Everything
I said sorry to cut you off
Oh okay
Yeah it wasn't That don't make it was easy to grab everything. You cut me off, my nigga. I said, sorry to cut you off. Oh, okay.
Yeah, it wasn't hard to grasp. That don't make it cool.
Well, now you're cutting me off on my cutoff.
All right, go ahead.
You're cutting off his cutoff.
You're cutting off my cutoff.
Go ahead.
That's rude.
It was easy to grasp the concept, but all the little things you had to catch the few
times you watched.
Like, did you grab everything the first time you watched?
Of course not.
Oh, okay, okay.
Well, that's why I cut you off.
But let me just snitch on myself. I did see a lot of the little clips before i saw the entire video okay because
i was confused about why i kept seeing certain things i hadn't seen the video and then then i
got i got in some group chat mysteriously that kept talking about the video and i was like i
gotta go see this fucking video um but yeah the the the death on a horse uh followed by the cop uh the the hammer
being handled delicately as opposed to the corpse being dragged away the choir shooting uh all the
kids filming it from the top with their phones the dancing from from donald with the with the
pose fresh from fucking,
I don't know, because I have a brain freeze,
but a lot of small just clues everywhere in there.
The level of detail, the attention to detail that he paid,
like, I was grateful.
I was grateful to see.
That's what made me think of all that shit, Parks,
because I was watching that,
and I didn't feel like I was watching a video at all.
Nor did I feel like video people did this nor did i feel like it was shot somewhere
where they look to shoot videos whoever whoever was involved in all of this this was different
yeah this was a movie this was and then that made me wonder because we all love that so much. And boy, was I glad that he got the stench off of what the topic of conversation was the week before.
I was like, yes, yes, thank you.
Fuck Kanye again.
Let's go, Donald.
Damn, I was going somewhere with that.
What was I saying?
He got the stench off of.
Yeah, but before that.
The way the crew and everything put together. Well, you got to remember, now that he's in that TV got the stench off of yeah but before that the way to the crew and
everything put together well you gotta remember now that he's in that tv world he has a lot
of different relationships dude he's in star wars that's a whole different monster yo i like
relationships are different you know how crazy that is to be that on top of the world and now
you're in star wars that's how you're gonna end off you're 18 not Wars? That's how you're going to end off? You're 18? Not even end off. I enjoy his evolution
from being the black guy
that they killed quickly
in some of the horror movies
to where he is now.
I forgot what movie that was
that he died in
where he was the only black guy
and they were in space
or some shit.
It's like, oh shit,
that's Childish Gambino in space.
I also like that
if being weird
became untrendy again,
Childish Gambino
would still be weird. Like he's not one of the people that is being weird became untrendy again Childish Gambino would still be weird
like he's not
one of the people
that is being weird
cause that's what's in now
he's for real
yeah Kid Cudi
got a snuff
Childish Gambino
yeah Cudi's one of those too
Cudi was weird
before it was trendy
to be weird
yeah
but now there's people
that are just
y'all don't think
they should fight
no I don't think
they should fight
there was somebody else
I wanted to ask y'all
about fighting
that you wanna fight no not me oh I'm all peace should know it was somebody else I wanted to ask y'all about fighting that you want to fight
no not me
oh
I'm all peace and love
no about somebody else
fighting
we'll get to it
let me see what else
is on here
oh
great transition
we gotta step our
production up
shouldn't be doing that
you shouldn't have to
do that Joe
thanks Mo so I got a few quick questions for all of you our production up. You shouldn't be doing that. You shouldn't have to do that, Joe. Thanks, Mo.
So I got a few quick questions
for all of you.
I'll tell you where this starts.
Hey, we didn't even get
into Charlemagne dissing you again.
Oh, yeah, he did.
He dissed us again.
We're going to have to talk about it
because I don't want to keep
talking about him dissing you.
That's going to be
a continuous thing.
But I do have other questions for you.
Listen to this.
Just that fast i forgot the fucking questions i had for more
do you have a soul house membership no
how many people do you know with a soul house membership
maybe three it's a lot What do you know with a Soho House membership?
Maybe three.
That's a lot.
I know about five.
God damn it.
Well, Rory's on the party scene.
What the hell's going on?
It's not that.
All right, so let me tell the fans why I'm looking at Rory and Maul like they are just aliens.
I don't even know if you're supposed to be talking about the Soho house.
It's like the Met Gala.
That's what happens on the inside.
It's like the event right there.
They don't do shit in there but overcharge for avocado toast and shit.
You about to lose your dick.
You can't go no more.
You can't go no more.
That was Rory McFerrell.
McFerrell.
That was racist.
I definitely put a Mac in front of your name.
I do.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Is McDonald's Irish?
Ronald McDonald's?
No.
We're not doing that on this podcast.
You can't come late and do that.
No, no, no.
Listen, listen.
That's a serious question.
No, it isn't.
We don't know more.
Okay. Never mind. No, it isn't. We don't know, Mo. Okay.
Never mind.
No, Rory?
I'm going to ask the Irish.
The Irish live.
Yo, we're talking about Soho House, right?
Okay.
All right.
I thought it was a great question.
He's a redhead.
Rory's a redhead.
Yeah, I'm wanting to think about it.
I never looked at it that way.
I'm trying.
Y'all be thinking that I just ask crazy shit.
That's a serious question.
I'm glad you stopped smoking weed. That's what I'm trying y'all be thinking that I just ask crazy shit that's a serious question I'm glad you stopped
smoking weed
is what I'm really thinking
but
wait
so Soho House
the reason why I'm looking
at Maul and Rory
like they're aliens
is because Soho House
you have to be part
of a very exclusive club
like to even
it costs like mad money
to even be a part
of this very exclusive club
and my me myself I've only been in one maybe twice It costs like mad money to even be a part of this very exclusive club.
And me, myself, I've only been in one maybe twice.
And it was with people richer than me.
And more important than me.
And they just invited me there like it was the local Starbucks.
Okay, a little meeting over here.
But mall on the other hand, I ask mall this this because Maul be at all the Bucks games.
True.
I mean. Yeah, valid.
I've watched his story.
Maul has a lot of custom clothes.
That's true.
Is it true what I'm saying?
Is this a narrative about this?
No, these are facts, Maul.
I don't know if they're facts. You go to Bucks games, and you have custom clothes.
These aren't bad things, Mo.
That's cool.
Yeah, you're about to defend yourself for looking nice.
But you go to Bucks games.
It's a bunch of people that go to Bucks games.
Not that we know.
You're the only one I know.
You, uh, did this nigga take a picture in the Soho house?
How did this, oh, that's how it came up
because you're the only person that knew about soho house malibu no everybody no i mean if you
know no but listen if you know about if you went to the soul house in um in hollywood
in beverly hills right that's the one you went to? Don't just do your hand to me like that.
With your palm facing the ceiling.
There's two in LA.
I never knew that.
Oh, yeah, no.
I didn't even know there was one in LA.
I thought it was only in Soho. Word.
It's a Soho Malibu.
You drink almond milk?
Nah, I can't drink almond milk.
Oh, you look like the oat milk guy.
Nah, I'm on my coconut milk wave now.
So what do you do when you go to Soho House, both of you?
Because Rory goes a lot too, right?
It's usually for a meeting.
I've never partied at Soho House.
Yeah, they do private.
They have private rooms and stuff there.
They do events there.
Wow.
I only know about the private room in the 4040.
So when you went to Soho House, what were you doing?
The rooftop.
The perfectionist private room?
That's a better private room.
Man, hold up.
Good thing they tore Perfections down.
I'm glad they did.
My picture should have been on the wall in that Perfections back room.
There's a lot of skeletons in there.
Do you have some in there?
Come on, keep it real.
I bought two.
Whoever bought the building is haunted by the ghost of Budden Past.
Went back there and pulled their dick out.
Are you kidding me?
With the camera back.
That's how you knew shit was wild.
With the camera back there.
There was a camera back there.
There was a dude walking around back there.
I think my girl got the tape one time.
Oh, my God.
For real.
You can't trust the Bronx niggas working the camera.
That was like the next week she was pressing me. Damn, I thought that was a private room. That was like the next week
she was pressing me.
Damn, I thought that was
a private room.
That's a quick turnaround.
Yeah, one week.
You got to be careful out there.
No, I don't know about
two soul houses
in Soul Mamaboo.
I don't know.
Okay, so you've been to
the Soul House in Beverly Hills
and you've been to the one here.
Once and once.
Okay.
So when you went to the one here,
it was a private room.
But if I wanted to go again,
I couldn't just go No you can't
I mean you would have to go
With somebody that
Either has a membership
Or something like that
Well didn't y'all get kicked out
Like last year
Two summers ago
No that was La Marina
How do you
How do you lose track
Of those two
La Marina
And Soul House
But wait
That wasn't my question
This is the serious question
I have for you guys
One Well I'm asking this For two reasons One Because it's a great exercise But wait, that wasn't my question. This is the serious question I have for you guys.
One. Well, I'm asking this for two reasons. One, because it's a great exercise in self-awareness.
And two, just to make some jokes. You ready? So the Khaled story, the old Khaled Breakfast Club interview re rebroke again over the weekend where he's explaining that he doesn't eat his
wife's vagina and he refuses to do that because you know he said a whole bunch of macho machismo
male chauvinistic shit i don't believe it you don't believe it well it's on video i don't believe
no man over 24 doesn't eat pussy i don't believe it okay all right well that's not why i was asking
where i was going with this was he explained that he doesn't do that because
uh he named his reason but when some of the women were acting outraged you know they were
reminded that you know cal is wealthy enough to feel like that right i would need to know what he said
but he is wealthy enough to feel like that to feel like to feel like all right i'm not i'm not
eating no pussy i need to know what his reason he said he said he was the provider and the king
of the house and he doesn't need to do that but she needs to do that because he's the provider
and king i'm paraphrasing of course but i believe those were the words. But that's not the point of why I'm asking.
The point of why I'm asking is when I thought about him being too wealthy to do that
and that being valid and acceptable reason to women,
that made me wonder what categories.
First of all, Khaled is not too wealthy to not eat pussy.
He doesn't have more money than Jay, and I'm sure Jay eats pussy.
Okay, but that's not really what I mean when I say that.
What I mean is he has enough money for a woman to roll with it.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I mean.
I got enough money for a woman to roll with me not eating pussy.
What you mean?
Well, how much money do you have?
Not much.
But if I tell a girl I don't do that, that's just what it is.
She rolling.
Yo, Moe is taking this. All right, that's just what it is. She rolling. I'm only taking this.
All right, let me just ask my question, man.
I'm just saying, if that's what you're saying, like if that's for a woman to be like, okay, cool.
No, my question to you was, but that's kind of where I'm going, is do you know what category you fall in when it comes to how women identify us.
Oh, well, I definitely have to eat pussy.
I got to eat pussy, yeah.
No, but what I'm saying is that a real one.
Now, let's come up with some of these categories.
Must eat pussy.
No, no, you can't put that.
That is a category.
Plus 1,000% in that category.
But what I mean is.
You don't have to eat.
No, see, hold on.
Rory's got to eat pussy.
And parts.
Okay, so any girl y'all have ever...
They better not not eat pussy.
Like, don't miss two times.
So y'all have had, y'all went down on every girl you've ever met.
No.
The hell no.
Okay, then.
So what are y'all talking about?
Y'all don't have to eat pussy.
What is Mo talking about?
Why do you keep confusing me, and I think I keep knowing what we're talking about?
They said that they have
to eat pussy.
Why are you being literal, man?
They're kidding, Maul.
They're tossing jokes around.
No, I get that,
but I'm just saying
y'all don't really feel
that way, though.
No.
All right, cool.
That's all I was asking.
You're talking to niggas
that enjoy eating pussy, Maul.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, but I'm saying
you don't feel like you have to.
I know you don't feel
like you have to.
I know Rory doesn't feel
like he has to.
After 37, I don't even like saying the word pussy.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Well, vagina.
Vagina's weird, too.
They need a new word.
It was a new one I heard.
Oh, no.
I don't want to hear it.
All right, forget it.
No, no, no, no.
It was kind of funny, though.
All right, but no, no, no.
Don't say it.
Tell me over here.
All right.
No, where I was going, if some of the categories,
well, wealthy or the money guy is a category.
Okay.
I think that's the category. well, wealthy or the money guy is a category. Okay. I think that's the category.
Well, no.
Because athletes have money.
That would be the next one.
Well, who falls under the money guy category?
It's only the rappers, the athletes, and the doughboys.
I don't even know if rappers have money anymore.
Yeah, the exact same.
You know.
Mark Zuckerberg.
Well, no.
He could pass.
He could probably pass.
No.
Zuckerberg makes the list.
That's a different list.
I think that's like...
You don't even got to fuck her
in that list.
She'll fuck herself
when you have Zuckerberg money.
When you got money
like Zuckerberg,
you walk in,
she'll be fucking herself.
Like, listen,
I'm going to save you time.
Word.
Word about it.
With a hologram of you.
Yeah, I rubbed this one out already.
It's all good.
Yeah, I know you got shit to do.
Go ahead.
Cloned himself.
There's the funny guy category.
Mall knows I think that's the category that they put him in.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Well, first of all, that's a high category.
You could really laugh a girl out of some drawers.
For sure.
And some women would rather do that than show us some money.
They feel a little bit better about it.
Well, I want y'all to tell me how y'all think women identify you guys.
Like what box they check off for you.
That is a good question.
I never thought about that.
I know.
I would have to, if we're saying those, I would fall under the funny, cool guy category.
I would check white first.
I would check white.
I don't know if that's a category, really.
No, that's a lot.
Well, it is kind of when you're the white
guy that hangs out with all black people or
people of color. In my early, early years
that women hadn't had that
yet. Right. So they were curious.
So I got away with a lot of things that I maybe
shouldn't have gotten away with. Rory's in the unicorn
category. Let me dap you up.
I remember that phase of women
being curious about white things.
Yeah, he's a unicorn.
He's a unicorn.
Women are so trash.
I'm an easy transition, too.
Yeah.
I play the music they like already.
You know, it's not like a whole jump to the whole white category.
Yeah, you got a lot of brother qualities about you.
But then it's like they look up and they see redhead.
Wait, that's a whole other category.
The friend category.
The friend category.
You don't want to be in that category.
That's a bad category.
It's the friend zone.
Well, no.
I've flipped the friend zone before.
Yeah, that's work, though.
You can exist in the friend zone.
Yeah, that's work, though.
You just got to be on that.
No, not necessarily.
How fast you type.
How fast you type.
What kind of data plan you got.
What kind of data plan you got.
Yeah, I'll tell you how you get this off.
You got to be a great conversationalist though
I've been the money guy
one summer
I only had enough
to go two and a half
months of the money guy
you're still the money guy
no I'm not
no
don't do that
don't do that
it's perception
is what I'm saying
no it is
Joe is the
Joe is the make you cry guy
I've seen it happen
it's perception
I'm telling you
Joe is the
not saying that he has to spend money
But it's the perception
Oh yeah I agree with you
That he has it
Yeah I agree with you
No I think people think I'm broke
No
Yes
Yeah I think they do too
Yes
Yeah they do
I don't know what more I'm talking about
No
Yes
But you're a rapper
Broke compared to who
And people think rappers have money
Broke compared to whoever they think my peers are
Yeah no
I've been out with Joe in the Savage era
When we were running around in clubs
and girls were like,
you know.
I was right there.
Yeah, you were.
You were.
The perception is
he has money.
He's a rapper.
Like, that just comes
with being a rapper.
I mean, I agree with you more
to some extent,
but not like...
Shit.
All right, wait, wait.
Time out, time out, time out.
Niggas think as a result
of this podcast,
I have money.
Like, niggas want to hold me like...
I spend money for this podcast. Huh? I spend money for this podcast. Yeah, like, I'm not talking about more. Niggas think as a result of this podcast, I have money. Like, niggas are going to hold me like, I'm popping.
I spend money for this podcast.
Huh?
I spend money for this podcast.
Yeah, like, I'm like, where do people get that? I'm like, I'm going to make it.
So if you're a rapper, that perception is always going to be he's getting money.
Now, you know what's funny about that, that you say that?
No.
This is why I always had a problem with niggas saying that.
Okay, I understand that, if getting money is relative.
But as a rapper, compared to your peers, no, I don't think anyone ever looked at me and said he's the rapper with money.
I've definitely been out with Joe where girls' perceptions were like, oh, he had the hit back 10 years ago.
How is he still?
And Joe's perception, too, is he always has a cute girl with him
that's true
I'm talking about girls
that maybe didn't know
Joe's
that makes chicks like you
a little bit too
that makes chicks like you
a lot
yeah
if you always have
a cute girl
my point was
cause then if you
fuck with them
they automatically
assume they're a cute girl
like okay yeah
you fucked with me
so I look good
nah I was just horny
but anyway
yeah that is a whole
different category
that's your category
for sure.
What?
He usually has cute girls, so.
Yeah, he's known for that.
That's a perception.
That's your category, bro.
You always got a cute chick and you got a pool.
Yeah.
And a car.
You're a pool guy.
Yo, the way that we marginalize each other.
You're the pool guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's a good guy to be.
Wait, do you think that's the box I'm in now? The pool guy? You're the pool guy. You're the pool guy Wait wait wait That's a good guy to be Wait did you think
That's the box I'm in now
The pool guy
You're the pool guy
You're the pool guy
I didn't have a pool
A few years ago
Yes you did
You had a pool
Five years ago
You had like a year
Without the pool
Yeah
Yeah but I got a
Fucking girl and a kid
So you can't really
Be the pool guy
That's even better
For the girls in there
Cause it's like
We're the girl Like we're not a girl.
We're just going to chill.
Let's just go lay out at Joe's.
Oh, it's not wrong.
Let's go lay out at Joe's.
When you ever seen
someone laid out at Joe's?
Only when it's an event.
Only Asia.
Yeah, that's true.
Asian toy.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Both beautiful properties
sitting there.
I'm going to start
a fight this summer though.
Oh my God. Nah, for real. Just real quick for a week. Just a summer though. Oh my God.
For real.
Just real quick for a week.
Just a quick week.
You're single for a week.
I'm sick of anything.
You and this baby got to go.
All right.
Well,
make sure,
tell me in advance.
I take the whole week off.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm just going to send me listening sometimes.
I'm kidding.
She listens all the time.
Yeah.
Word,
right?
She's listening now.
What were we talking about before y'all made it awkward?
What category?
Oh,
I'm off of that
we will never do that
again buddy
what's your doing
and y'all still didn't
tell me where y'all fall
oh Rory said
he's the fucking
well he said
where he used to be
he's the white guy
yeah he's the white guy
I'm the funny cool guy
I think Rory's
in the hipster box too
the cool white hipster
yeah
well I can hold
a conversation
that tends to help.
That helps.
Your festival from city to city,
that helps too.
That helps.
That definitely helps.
The fuck is he talking about?
They'll do some weird things
for it.
I can see Maul in the club
hitting him with a little name drop of,
yo, you know Rockefeller?
No.
Get the fuck.
Come on, Maul.
Get the fuck out of here.
You know I never did no shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
I don't know.
How do I know?
Because you've been in the club with me enough to know that I don't do that, nigga.
I don't do no shit like that.
You heard that song Big Brother before?
Get the fuck out of here.
I never do that.
Wait, I never realized that Maul could rap that and really say, me and the lyrics.
Maul nothing.
Everybody calm down.
Maul has never done that. I never noticed.
Never.
You could rap that and be telling the truth.
You might have wrote it.
It has never happened, bro.
It has never happened, my nigga.
Why are you looking at me?
Because I like this song, nigga.
But don't look at me.
Hey.
Hold up. Come on, Maul, brother. Hey, huh? Wait, hold up.
Come on, Maul.
No.
No.
No, Rolly and Maul. I have never seen Maul do that.
Maul never does that.
But I do know some niggas that do that, and they won't admit to doing it.
Oh, no, but I, yeah, dude's a name drop, for sure.
I know dudes that have admitted it.
Yeah.
Like, do it in plain sight.
Yeah, for sure.
Get it how you get it, you know?
Yeah, we going to so-and-so's house.
You coming with?
I've seen that plenty of times.
So-and-so's.
Joe's.
Yeah.
We out to Budden's.
You can't even say Joe.
You have to say Budden's.
Yo, that's the problem.
That's the problem.
See?
All right, I just figured out the problem.
What's the problem?
I was the so-and-so's house.
Yeah.
You just noticed that?
No, what I'm saying is we need a backup so-and-so's house.
Like, if I'm on lock, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's true.
Rory just got the new crib.
It's got a pool.
It's got a pool.
Talk about it.
Hop on the path, ma.
Check that tunnel traffic.
All right, no.
Where's my phone?
All right, no.
Let's talk about serious shit now.
Serious shit now.
Serious shit now.
Serious shit now.
Mic check.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two.
Mic check.
What?
Hey, I ain't gonna lie.
This is a great song.
Oh, man. Let's talk about This is a great song. Oh, man.
Let's talk about it for a little bit.
Yo, when Keno played this record for me, man,
this shit is different.
I'm enjoying it.
It's fucking good.
Oh.
This is great These fucking instruments
Are hypnotizing
Like when I first heard it
I said well why would he sing on this
And then by the second verse I said
You gotta sing on it
You gotta just chill for a little bit
And I don't know who
Is doing all of this, Angela, but oh, my God.
Royce Nuda, let it rock.
Looking at me, he told me, go look in the car.
So I went out there to look, but what happened?
I was checking all the seats, but the only thing I saw was a bag of cocaine.
First of all, anytime you say cocaine, it's hard.
If your dad was on cocaine, you're fucking hardcore.
I don't know what the fuck.
Royce can really sing.
Let's stop.
Royce has been a great singer for a long time. Like we talked about earlier, niggas have had to force Royce to sing.
Like, no, when you listen to that, he's like actually like doing runs and shit with his voice.
Like, that's crazy.
Those are like notes and shit.
That's crazy.
Great record.
I love it.
I want to, well, first of all, I don't know how to to I feel a way even talking about Royce on the podcast
because I watched him
do Angie shit
and say that he
feels like anytime
we talk about him
on the podcast
it feels like a
butt down
that you're forced
to listen to
you we all say nice things
but that hurt
my feelings
okay
we want
who has ever said
a bad word about
Royce on this podcast
no that's not true
a nigga can't find a bad word that I have said about Royce, period.
Well, before.
Well, yeah.
After that bullshit.
But, all right, so that's why this really hits me.
This album really touches me and affects me differently
because of what he had to endure himself physically mentally and spiritually
to make it yeah like and i remember i remember royce being a little uncomfortable at getting
introspective like i remember that period for him so to hear him flawlessly and seemingly i won't
say effortless because it sounds like he put his heart and soul into this shit, but goddamn, this shit flows like water.
Yeah.
Top to bottom.
I am not saying that because Royce is my friend.
I'm actually not really feeling him at the moment this week.
This is probably his best body of work.
It is his best body of work.
I feel
comfortable saying that.
He did it.
And you can tell,
well, you know,
you know,
but for people that may not know,
Royce is very
meticulous.
He's very,
you know,
pays attention to detail,
but just everything from,
you know,
the actual physical copy
of the album. And the way, you know, actual physical copy of the album yeah wait you
know everything packaging yeah the packaging the music is you know this is definitely his most
complete probably thought out you know just best body of work yeah he did it he did it this is his
this is one this is this is his introduction to the people that,
if you never heard about Royce,
you're going to hear about him.
Or if you heard him before and you're maybe on the fence
because he was too much rap and he rapped,
this is the one.
And I mean, no one needs to tell Royce that he can rap.
But the structure of this,
starting with your father,
then becoming the father,
and then your son,
the way the structure of this shit is insane.
Conceptually.
I only wish he would have dropped the album on 5.9
but that's just my OCD
dropping it
what was my birthday
so you know
he put it on my birthday
I appreciated that Royce
that probably would've been
the cherry on top
if he'd have dropped it
on 5.9
but I'm sure he had
his other reasons
but you know
now that this album is out
Wednesday's a weird day.
Now that it's out,
I mean,
well,
yeah,
you can't probably do that.
Yeah,
because you short yourself,
so we can't do that.
But,
now that the album is out,
do we understand a little more
why,
I know when I heard the album,
I understood why
I felt like he wanted to rush
into this project
and not spend so much time on Prime.
Not that I agreed with it but i
understood it this album is gonna this is he had to hurry up and get to and not only that i think
this this is the album that's gonna you know free royce and and you know i don't really understand
know how to say it other than that like it's gonna free him i think he put a lot out there
and i think now he's going to
become the artist that he should be now as a result of this album like he just let everything
out you know it's out I'm just even seeing him in interviews and interact with people now it's more
of a free like conversation it's more of a you know you're seeing more of his personality you're
seeing more of his artistry you know because Royce Royce has always been, to me, super dope.
But he was always kind of like closed in a little bit in his own shell.
And I think this album is him like introducing himself and just accepting everything that he should be getting as a result of his talent.
This is my problem with press, right?
Royce did a whole lot of press.
And then outside of maybe Elliot Wilson's car test,
I didn't come away from any of the press
with how amazing the album was.
I could see why artists stopped,
no longer do press.
Yeah.
I only saw the Breakfast Club interview,
but I don't
think they barely talked about the album i think we're in a day and age now where there's nothing
i think we've even exhausted any anything you could say to possibly get fans excited without
sonically hearing something right yeah like what can you say? To get people hyped for your new album that's coming.
Well, it always, no matter what, it always comes back to the music.
I don't care what press run you do.
If the music is trash, I mean, it's trash.
But then when you do all of this press run and this, that, and then people hear the music, they're like, oh, shit.
Like, if the music is great, it's like, damn.
oh shit.
Like if the music is great,
it's like,
damn.
Me personally,
I am loving just being able to watch
everybody's rollout
because it's just
so many different things.
Wale just put something else out.
Yeah.
So I'm watching how he's moving.
This is his second EP.
I didn't really get into it yet,
but I breezed through it
and it sounds good.
Let's do it a couple times today.
He's rapping.
So this is his second EP in how long?
Two months.
Three months at most.
And in between a lot of records too.
Yeah, a lot of freestyles.
He clearly feels like you normally feel when you exit your label the way that he exited his label.
He feels like Dez Bryant says he's about to feel next season.
He seems rejuvenated. It seems to be
something to prove inside of Wale.
Again, I haven't spoken to him. Well, I have spoken
to him, but I didn't ask him any of that shit.
This one in particular, he's rapping on.
The last one was a little more female-oriented.
Not to say it's a bad thing, but this one
he's like rapping. It was all R&B-centric.
And all the energy that Wale's always had,
he's always put probably into things away from music, unfortunately.
It feels like he still has that energy,
but now it's focused to actually doing what he's really good at doing
rather than bothering with the label and the press.
Wait, before we get to this Wale shit, I want to turn this back.
I didn't mean to cut it. He was walking to the store. It was right there on the corner.
Then we seen he got his helmets.
He was wrapped up in a blanket.
He was looking really cool.
Then he asked us for some change.
Then he asked us if we know who had the cocaine.
That shit is hard.
He killed it.
That's a really good record.
S1, do that beat?
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm saying yeah because Park said it. Okay. That's a really good record Did S1 do that beat? Yeah Yeah
I'm just saying
Yeah cause Park said it
Okay
No it sounds
It sounds like a S1 beat
S1 did a lot of the
The dope
S1 is nice
Yeah he is
He's been nice
Who are the new
Hot producers even?
All them
It's hard to get
Hot now
Yeah all the
Let's say shit called
808 Mafia kids
Are definitely still running shit.
Metro Woman and Southside and all those kids.
Did Pring do the scratching on that?
No.
I don't know who did the scratching on it.
That would have been dope.
That was much better than your Ronald McDonald question.
I think that was a great question.
I'm sure you do.
All right, let me see what else is here
that we have to, have to, have to talk about.
I think Wendy's is a redhead, too.
Oh, shit, fucking...
I think she's Irish.
Ray Shrummer shit.
Oh, man.
I listened to it twice.
The record that he got with Thug?
Oh, on Swacation?
Yeah.
That was my sleeper.
That was his record.
Well, it can't be now So
Also not to go back
To the Childish Gambino shit
At the end when
Young Thug is singing
When he's running through
The shit
Yo can we call
Young Thug a vocalist yet
Cause that motherfucker
Is nice
I think it's safe
To call him a vocalist
What else are we
Calling him
No but like really
Like really
Not in the mumble category.
He can sing and make amazing melodies.
He's probably the best at that right now.
I just want to give him his just due.
Let's slow it down.
Let's slow it down.
Really?
You just dissed us?
You think he's better in Future at that?
Yes.
Yeah.
Me personally, yes.
But you can make an argument otherwise.
Yes. I know Future has not been doing it so much recently but i i think that future has something coming that's going to change a lot i haven't i don't know as of today yes thug is
better if i put up their their singing their mumble singing discographies i don't know that
you could put more hits with future, but I think the talent level
and how it sounds... I'm just talking about, yeah, just the sonic level.
I just like how Young Thug sounds more.
His tone is more appealing to me. That's what I'm saying.
Me too. I'm just arguing here.
I agree with you guys.
I'm not talking about Bigger Record. No, obviously Future,
but I mean... I mean, Thug's got some big records too,
though. Not as many as Future.
The problem with Thug is
he doesn't have a big record.
Now.
Well, no.
He just hasn't put his focus into a full project that like...
Yes, he has.
He gave us a country album.
He gave us that other shit.
He gave us a bunch of shit.
He rushes them, then he doesn't promote them.
Like, I feel like he just puts them up.
That's because that's Thug, man.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Thug ain't got time to be promoting this shit.
I got shit to do.
I tweet it, and that's it.
Yeah, look at that Thug.
There's certain niggas that could do that.
That record that he on, Offshore, yeah.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
I've been playing that record nonstop.
I feel the way, because that's part of my little midnight set.
You know what?
If you're going to play that for you.
That week during the pool.
The pool week in the summer.
Hey, let me tell you something.
If you don't think that that Young Thug Sway Lee record is coming on by the pool-
If you're going to play that for your sleeper, I'm going to play this Ye Ali record that has the same sample.
How many Ye Ali records are you going to play?
No, I'm just saying.
Just to play it.
With the same sample you said?
Yeah.
That Offshore record is coming on by the pool.
I'm sorry, guys.
Which one of those has the Drake sample from Thank Me Later?
Something on Sway.
No, it's distinct.
Oh, on the album you said?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know the tracks that well yet.
Me neither.
It's too many tracks.
That one is hard too.
Go through it.
Yeah, it's too many tracks.
And let me tell you something.
That's the middle part.
Well, I'll admit I've only listened to the Sway K.
I've listened to it a bunch of times, but I haven't gotten to the other disses.
I've listened to the whole project twice, and I'm still not in love with it because
it's too much.
It's too much to go through for me.
That middle part.
The Swaykation.
That middle part is something else.
I'll tell you that one.
Let me see.
New music, new music.
Designer.
I'm the only one that keeps saying that I know.
I listened to it.
I didn't get a chance.
I listened to it a couple times, actually.
It was okay.
He sounded different on the first two or three songs.
He almost sounded like East a little bit.
He was rapping a little bit more than...
I only keep bringing it up because it's just,
boy, you fans are fickle.
If that is the...
I'm always shocked when the fans... That was the guy. Is that is the often, I'm always shocked.
That was the guy.
Is that the consensus?
Is that the consensus? It's over?
Wow.
They went from saying,
I just want to have as much fun as
Desiigner has.
It was a thing.
This album was a little bit less fun, I feel like.
Clearly, he's been going through something.
Let me get that.
Take my bit less fun, I feel like. I feel like he was trying to rap more. Clearly he's been going through something. Let me get that. But, take
my hip-hop card away because I haven't
listened to Styles shit yet. I'm gonna listen
to it on the way home from here and I feel really bad
when I got it. Styles shit is hard. I believe it is.
I didn't hear it, uh, I didn't hear
it yet either because I've been so stuck on
Royce and, uh,
Ray Strummer and shit. But I do,
I am getting to it.
It's what you'd expect in a good way.
I'm trying to think what else came out.
Styles makes good albums, man.
Westside and Benny put out a really good song today,
which is supposed to be on Westside's new album
that's coming out, I think, soon.
He keeps promoting it.
It's very, very good.
I think Alchemist did the beat.
But from then, I can't think of anything else.
Sometimes they drop shit,
and it's not on like Apple Music and Spotify
so it'd be kind of hard
to find
this is on Apple Music
okay
well I listen to it on SoundCloud
but I saw people tweeting it
when it was on Apple Music
but yes they do do that
anything else came out?
on the new music front
I don't think so
I know June is supposed
to be really busy
and everybody just
keeps promoting that
so just gonna wait for June man half them albums not that. So I'm just going to wait for June.
Man, half them albums not coming out.
And I'm with you all.
I don't think all them Kanye shit is coming out.
No, I changed my mind completely.
Yeah, I'm with you, man.
I'm with you, buddy.
I just hope Tiana's comes out.
That's the only one I'm really hoping through that mix.
No, I want Pusha.
Well, Pusha was in May.
Pause.
Pause.
Nah, I want Pusha.
He said that shit, man, provocatively.
I did not say provocatively.
You did say provocatively.
Nah, I want Pusha.
Pusha's is coming out.
It's coming, Parks.
It is.
I am excited about the Tiana shit.
Me too.
Oh, wait a minute, man.
Oh, no, we'll get to that later about Bobby Brown on Mother's Day.
I missed it. Oh, man. The V to that later about Bobby Brown on Mother's Day. I missed it.
Oh, man.
The VH1 special that they did on Mother's Day.
I mean, yesterday for Mother's Day this Sunday, which we'll talk about later.
But I thought about it because Tiana Taylor performed.
And her mom's favorite song was, I think it was Every Little Step I Take.
So she's a prize there.
And Bobby Brown came out to do Every Little Step I Take.
And the steps were little that he was taking.
I would keep it all the way.
There were little steps.
Bobby should not be performing anymore.
And I love Bobby like the next man.
Why the fuck, fam?
It's got to stop.
D-Bobby then, you got to respect the legend.
Yeah. it's gotta stop D-Bobby then you gotta respect the legend yeah they gonna kill him
don't
R. Kelly's a legend
yeah but I mean
that's my performer though
I'm sure R. Kelly's
still a great performer
I don't
I don't wanna see him perform
he's not as great
as a performer
listen Bobby Brown
went out there
and fucked that whole tribute
of Mom Dukes
just had to keep
rocking through it he was out there and fucked that whole tribute. Mom Dukes just had to keep rocking through it.
He was out there.
Tiana sung the second verse.
Oh, yeah.
I saw the clip.
I didn't see the show.
I saw the clip.
When you great like that, you got to chill out if you're not great no more.
No?
I agree.
All right, fuck y'all niggas.
Listen.
So listen, when I went to LA, I went and got up with my brother Crooked Eye, right?
So we could do a pull-up.
And I did suggest to him that Slaughterhouse as a whole do a pull-up, but I have not pitched that.
To the rest of the crew?
No, I'm not pitching that.
But.
Do it in Detroit.
No.
But I did pull up on Crook.
And while I do not think I'm releasing that interview, only because it was a pretty good interview.
It was a good interview, man. You should release it.
No, I think it was too good of an interview to release.
I just don't know if it's solving anything.
That's why it's like no point in releasing it, because it's like I know where everybody stands, and once I did the interview with him, I was like, all right, cool.
This is a good, peaceful, this feels good.
But I am going to play.
With that said.
No, I'm going to play a little bit of,
I'm going to play the end of the interview
just because I thought the end of the interview
was pretty cool.
This was a good interview, though.
I really did a good job man do you think
there's a place for slaughterhouse and hip-hop today there's always a place for slaughterhouse
slaughterhouse is the essence of hip-hop even if you don't have what's going on as a trend in
the trendy form or trendy sense people who promote the essence are always gonna have a place that's
that's where it creates the longevity.
It's always a place for slaughterhouse.
It's always a place for slaughterhouse.
And lastly, do you think that business
most times interferes with creative?
Yeah, for sure.
For sure business does do we have any final final words
why you keep letting these niggas shoot at you on wax Shut up, Corks. I'm retired. I'm retired. That's the body.
I am retired.
That's the body.
That's the body.
I ain't into my shit like that.
He threw up the peace sign.
We should put the video on the video.
Erickson, can we do that?
Just this little last piece.
So when you was talking on your podcast about the rapper you was going to dance with, that's me?
No.
I'm like, you're going gonna come out to retirement for me,
but you gonna let these niggas shoot at you all day.
Well, first of all, I wouldn't come out of retirement
for an MC as capable as you.
I would go get practice first,
and then I'd come for your ass.
You gonna need it.
I could take that, I think.
Okay.
We could set that up.
Honestly, I think I'd take it.
Favorite view. Don't play. I don't that. Okay. We could set that up. Honestly, I think I'd take it.
Hmm.
Don't play. We want that smoke.
Don't drop your Kanye West album, though.
Talk about them seven songs.
Hold up, you hear me though. You hear what I'm telling you.
I'm gonna take more than that.
Hey, that was superior.
I'm telling you.
Hey, Crook, you know what's funny about you? Let's get into it.
Since you wanna get into it. I ain't never seen you engage? That's because you weren't paying attention to me when I was hmm
You talking to a night guy
That I'll see is the link. I'll send you the link. I got a few links. You just wasn't paying attention back then
We haven't we don't I'm some big It's some big names We don't know how
Battle tested
You are, so all that
Superiorist lyricism shit might not mean
Nothing in war
It always means something
Shit
Well you gonna see
Content your ass up
With all that lyrical shit
But that ain't going to happen.
Come on.
Don't blink it.
I feel like I'm thinking about the good ones too.
He was already in the studio.
That record is done.
Crook had one on the phone.
He was going to let loose.
He just wanted to check the temperature.
Yeah, that's already done.
This record's done.
Oh, don't say that.
Don't tell me that Crook button just is done already.
That shit is done.
You think?
That's one click of the phone.
That's on SoundCloud.
Recorded?
Yes.
For sure.
Mixed and mastered.
Damn.
And mastered.
It's hard to write.
Definitely.
It probably is hard.
Shut the fuck up.
Definitely.
We're not going to do that.
I'm going to try to figure out a way if there's a way that I can edit the interview somehow
and release it.
Maybe 20 minutes or something of it
it is a good interview
it's a good interview
break it up into clips
I hate when niggas
do that clip shit
but alright
cool
speaking of clip shit
great segue
Star Left Everyday Struggle
didn't see that one coming
by the way
I'm not saying this
as a slight
I just really thought
it was over
I didn't see people
posting about it because I follow Wayno,
and Wayno posts a lot, and when he stopped posting it,
I figured the show was over.
So who's on Everyday Struggle now?
Is it on?
I'm not saying this is a diss.
I really thought it was over because I didn't see anyone posting about it.
Yeah, I thought it was over.
Yo, y'all got to break the button.
What the fuck are y'all doing?
I thought it was over.
All right.
Shut up. Oh, I can't the button. What the fuck are y'all doing? I thought it was over. All right. Shut up.
Oh, I can't stop it.
No, you idiots.
No, it's not over.
They went on a temporary break.
And in going on a temporary break, everybody maybe didn't know what was going on.
But all the employees still thought that they-
Did they announce it or did they just stop it?
No, they did announce that they were going on a
leave of absence.
Leave of absence.
But all the hosts, I
would assume, I haven't spoken to anybody,
still thought that they were coming back
until Star put out
his video
where he said that he requested a
release and was granted it.
Joe Hayden, they're going to come back like Jordan with the 4-5. You watch. where he said that he requested a release and was granted it.
Joe Hayden, they're going to come back like Jordan with the 4-5.
You watch.
I think they are,
but I wasn't even talking about that.
I was just trying to state the news.
Stating the news?
Yeah, Star Left Everyday Struggle.
That's the news.
Okay.
Well, I mean, we kind of saw the writing
on the wall with that.
Hey, listen, man.
Y'all don't give a fuck.
I don't care either, man.
We'll get to the next topic.
R.I.P.
Yeah, I didn't.
I hope they do more with Wayno because I think he's great for those things.
That's my only piece from them.
I don't mean to sit here and big him up, my niggas.
Relax.
I hope he doesn't start suggesting things.
I really hope that Wayno comes through.
Shut the fuck up, niggas.
Wow, you're still really upset about this thing.
I can see it.
It's still a sensitive topic.
Parks loves to sneak a word in his show.
It's okay.
It's over, bro.
I know you're traumatized,
but you don't have to take it out on me.
Bro, you're going to make me expose your job, my nigga.
You keep playing.
Yo, we threatened him with that for like three weeks.
But he ain't got the threat yet.
Right.
Like, why he keep doing that every week?
Damn it.
Look, you get quiet now.
No, it's not.
Sip a little water.
It's not water.
All right, let me see
what else is going on here.
Designer.
You know what I got here
written down here
on this thing?
Let's hear it.
I think,
I think we need to give it up
for A-Rod, man.
What would A-Rod do? Okay. Nothing happened for A-Rod, man. What would A-Rod do?
Okay.
Nothing happened with A-Rod.
Okay.
Let me just make myself clear.
Nothing happened where he's in the news or anything
or a lot of people are talking about him.
But I was talking about the Met Gala, which led to J-Lo,
which led to A-Rod.
Or was I talking about the Yankees and the Red Sox?
Either way, I was talking about A-Rod.
Boy, for A-Rod to be as loved as he is today,
for him to penetrate Jennifer Lopez,
probably unprotected today,
for him to still be a high-priced bag today, he's still A-list.
We want to know what A-Rod is doing.
For a nigga that scammed and cheated the system of baseball.
You have to remember, he almost got the fuck out of here.
He was pretty hated for a while.
A long time.
For a while, yeah.
Niggas don't.
Well, that's what happens when you move to a New York sports franchise.
And stand next to Derek Jeter.
Yeah, but he was cheating and the lies were bad.
He was getting caught.
And then he stopped
being good at baseball
when he was still
on the payroll
for a lot of money.
So as a Yankee fan,
that was tough.
That was like
the Allen Houston contract.
Then Jose's book came out.
That didn't help.
Yeah, but
A-Rod is, I mean. Yeah, but A-Rod
is, I mean...
Yeah, he endured a rough period.
Look at A-Rod today.
God damn it.
The rebrand of the brand that was already there.
I'm giving him a round of applause.
That money will do for you.
That nigga's skin still look good and everything.
I think he invested well.
That money ain't going nowhere.
No, you say that, but... he has a show i think teaching athletes he probably got him he got a bunch of shows and i'm sure he invested well but
i don't want to say that like it's a given too many athletes and entertainers have made a lot
of money and lost a lot of money so and and not to mention when people normally go through those
big expensive lawsuits i don't care how much money you have.
That costs money.
So half of whatever you have, I'm taking it off after the case.
He was an announcer on one of those channels for a while.
He was doing his thing.
What do y'all think about all the Cowboys getting the big bag to announce shit?
Dallas Cowboys?
Yes. Like the retired
players you mean? Jason Whitten.
Four million dollars. ESPN.
Yeah, but they're trying to do that.
Tony Romo. CBS.
Troy Aikman. Michael Irvin.
Yeah, because they have
followings already. So when
they move into television and talk about football.
Dallas is the most valuable franchise.
I'm not going to beef about it too much because we got Mike Strahan. move into television and talk about football. Dallas is the most valuable franchise. And you know, homeboys are actually
running the NFL.
I'm not going to
beef about it too much
because we got Mike Strahan.
And Mike Strahan's
on everything.
He's on everything.
So I'm not going to
beef about it too much.
I'm a little mad
that Tiki Barber
still gets to run around
talking.
There's a few of them
niggas that we got to wonder.
Tiki did the Giants well.
No, he didn't. No, no. And that's a Giant. them Niggas that we gotta wonder Did he do the Giants well? No he didn't
No no
As a Giant
Yeah
He didn't exit well
I mean
It's hard to exit well
He exited
Slamming
Eli Manning
Slamming Tom Coughlin
And slamming the organization
And
And what?
New York sports for you
Word
No I'm not feeling that
Y'all like Reggie Miller announcing games?
No.
No.
He's terrible.
I mean, I have a deep hate for Reggie Miller as is, so I'd be campy.
I mean, he's way better than Chris Webber.
I'll say that.
I don't know about that.
I can't objectively talk about this.
Reggie Miller is a way better announcer than Chris Webber.
I don't think Reggie Miller is better than anybody.
Have you heard of Chris Webber?
Yeah.
Okay. Listen to Chris Webber? Yeah.
Listen to Chris closely.
Closely.
He be all over the place with his shit.
It's going to be a sad day in the world when Hubie Brown stops calling the game.
I'll tell you that much.
Hubie Brown don't take a blade.
It might be almost time for Hubie to just bow.
No way. No way. I'm going to tell you why. Because Hubie on his – it might be almost time for Hubie to just bow. No way.
No way. No, I'm going to tell you why because Hubie, he can't – his eyes is going, man.
He be calling the wrong player the wrong names.
I'm like, he not even on this team.
He be like, who you talking about?
His mind is –
Oh, no, he – that's forever.
He knows the game.
His mind is super sharp, though.
He be explaining that shit like I'm a coach.
Yeah, no, he know the game.
I'm like, wait, what cut did he make? Yeah. Reggie is definitely that shit like I'm a coach. Yeah, no. He know the game. I'm like, wait,
what cut did he make?
Reggie is definitely
the worst announcer.
Chris Webber.
Possibly of all professional sports.
Chris Webber.
By far.
Maybe it's just that
Reggie annoys me
a little bit anyway.
Chris Webber is the worst.
I still hate Bill Walton.
Unpopular opinion.
I like Bill Walton.
I always hated him.
He's mad goofy,
so I just,
you know what I mean?
That's what I hate hate that's a great segue
right there
alright
more goofy shit
more goofy
alright
give me some dramatic
give me some dramatic music
what is happening
oh that's worse
that's dramatic though
where is this playing from
oh the record's going off
whoa
the pitch is different
alright
let's see here
where am I at?
Give me some.
There we go.
Much better.
Was this a case of the PCs having his cake and eating it too?
Because when he wasn't with Yen, he was with Erica.
When he wasn't with Erica.
Y'all never support me.
Because if both women carried a term, the pregnancies would have some overlap.
All right, so. term the pregnancies would have some overlap all right so uh does anyone know how this black china
beef with her mom originated no but neither do i that probably i don't think it doesn't it
probably doesn't matter at all they probably don't know yeah fuck it let's just do it um
i have a dramatic read from black china's mom who who let me not, her name is the real Miss Tokyo Tony.
Duh.
Who didn't know that?
China, Tokyo.
I see it.
Got it.
And this says, but why don't you just text your daughter?
That would be thinking too much.
Why don't you just Yell to the kitchen
Talk to her
When she's coming
To drop off the grandkids
China
What man
Check your Instagram
Check your Instagram
Just curse your ass out
On there
You see it
I know your bitch
Is going crazy
Alright alright alright
It says
Black China You fucked up now.
They see we are apart.
Oh, here it is.
You fucked up now.
They see we are apart, you big dumb bitch.
I've never disrespected you.
Now, I have no respect for you.
Bars.
Never disrespected you. Now, I have no respect for you. Bars. Never disrespected you.
Now I have no respect for you.
Bars.
Yeah, that was going to hell.
That was why she's the mom.
This makes Trace this way whacker.
She goes on to say, I mean, literally none.
I am disgusted with you as a mother.
I am.
And don't worry, baby.
30 years ago, in a few days, I almost died having you.
So your birthday would be my death date.
And you proved that to be true.
That was a lot to get through.
We got to work on the wording and the reading.
There was a diss in there somewhere.
So your birthday would be my death date day and you prove that to be true don't come back to me when you leave because i will no
longer trust you you know your mother i walk alone but yet you put all these people in front of me
your friends you hang with are pieces of shit they will send you to hell, rob you, and fuck your man and your woman.
I would have just walked in the kitchen.
How did these two not have a reality show?
I think they had one, right?
If they don't, that's what they had.
Yeah, it's the rollout.
She says, I never say anything because I'm a strong bitch and I hold my own, as you can very well see.
How dare you call me a liar when it's obvious I haven't seen these fucking kids do you want to go in my dms bitch all this hate i get is because of your ass being
your fucking mother i don't give a fuck because i don't give a fuck wait that made sense no that
was hard that was i gotta make sense i don't i never looked at it like that i don't give a
fuck because i don't give a fuck yeah she has a point i get it oh let's see where is that at i
lost it that's how genius that was i don't give a fuck because i don't give up i catch up read
pretty well how can you do all of this out of nowhere?
I want to know what she did.
How can you do all of this out of nowhere?
You could have given me a call as opposed to going online.
You could have did the same, Mom.
What's really going on?
Who is really in your head?
Oh, this is where it gets psychological on you.
It's that Mom G.
You know when your mom
questioned what you're doing
in the streets?
Yeah.
Now you feel like
you're about to die
every time you go outside?
That shit be fucked up.
That's why I hate niggas
telling me be safe.
No, don't you be safe.
I hate it when that was
the term of endearment
to take about.
All right.
Where we at?
I don't give a fuck because I don't give a fuck.
Oh.
Who is really in your head?
Who was really on the phone or standing there coaching you from what it sounded like to me?
You still have not called and apologized to me.
I did nothing to you but love you, raise you, and protect you, and be your fucking footstool, bitch.
That's crazy.
I got a gunshot.
If you're at work, man, turn it down.
Apologize to your coworker in advance.
Here comes a gunshot.
Three, two, one.
Don't you wish gunshots came with countdowns?
Yes.
Less bodies.
Not on web.
They let it loose.
Wait, where am I at here?
Who's really going to call me?
You have these yes bitches around you all motherfucking day, and they don't give a fuck about you.
It's obvious, dummy.
I was moving to California, bitch.
I wish I would fuck you wait what oh wait
i wish i would just the lack of a comma changes everything exactly what you're saying i wish i
would then comma fuck you i had you bitch you did not me. You mad that I look good? You mad that I have people around me that are positive and ain't demons?
You never helped me with the food drive, not one penny.
But I said you did to save your face.
Wait, there's more?
To save your face?
You are despicable as a child, and I'm very embarrassed and ashamed of you to be my fucking daughter that I raised.
Now give me credit.
Do you know how many dicks I had to suck, bitch, so you could eat?
I was going to say, you need to get to the best part.
I'm going to rewind that.
I'm going to rewind that and read it properly now.
Man, that's a bummer.
Too much.
Listen, I don't know where Black China gets any of her behavior from's a little too much Nah come on That's a little too much I don't know where
Black China gets any
Of her behavior from
This is so weird
Nah you can't do that
This is not
The apple falling from the tree
This is the tree
Falling from the apple
I'm too visual
To even read the rest
Let's see
One penny to the child
One penny
But I say
You are despicable
To the child
And I'm very embarrassed
And ashamed of you
To beat my fucking daughter
That I raised
To not give me credit.
Do you know how many dicks I had to suck, bitch, so you could eat?
Well, it also depends on what was for dinner.
Like, what did she eat?
Like, what was she eating?
Was it dessert?
Right.
McDonald's?
Yeah, that's a good point, mom.
I didn't look at it that way.
Do you know how many whole stroll trolls I had to go down,
bitch,
to make sure you was good
for school
and you fuck me like this?
No.
Fuck you, bitch.
It's coming,
my love.
Catch my book.
It speaks the truth.
There's a book coming.
This was to plug the book.
Got it.
Okay.
The truth is revealed.
Yeah.
My phone number
is still the fucking same. Yeah, well, I don't really want to call you after you did revealed. Yeah. My phone number is still the fucking same.
Yeah, well, I don't really want to call you after you did this.
Yeah, no.
It disturbs me when people have issues with their mom now that I'm reading this.
When women have issues with their mom in particular.
That's crazy to me.
I would expound on that point.
Yeah.
But I'm not.
That's a little crazy.
Stay away from that one.
You can always kind of tell
who's a...
Of course. Of course.
Absolutely. 100%. All the time.
You know which women don't get along
with their moms.
You can only see the apple in the tree.
I have no idea why they're beefing, but it
just was a funny read.
And then I asked Rory what was on his list, and it was something about Travis Scott's kid.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, I put it in the group chat that Travis Scott's mother is trying to get a paternity test
because the pictures came out of the kid and whatever his baby mom's name.
Which Kardashian is that?
Kylie Jenner.
Her bodyguard
looked just like the kid
and I was hoping
you were gonna reply Maul
to get rid of all these rumors
Maul never really replies
in a group chat
how many group chats
are you a part of
about four
yo you are a loser
I'm not by choice
why are you a part
oh okay
niggas just add me to chat
and start talking all day
so you're the opposite of a loser.
You're cool.
Absolutely.
Well, yeah, so that happened.
Is that a rumor?
I don't know.
They broke it down with a picture.
It looked pretty telling.
I did see that picture, but I don't know.
Yeah, Maul kind of got this job by having all the inside information,
and then he just stopped having it
no i'm i that shit like that i always think is like just bullshit i don't believe that that his
mother is really asking for paternity tests oh i don't i don't either i'm not i'm not paying that
story now the picture i saw and that was it was a little definitely don't look like much like
travis he didn't look like a bodyguard to begin with. Yeah, he didn't.
Like a model.
But they said that
Tyga said that's his kid still.
Oh my God.
Right?
I can't keep up
with all the kids.
Can't keep up
with all the Kardashians.
I just can't keep up
with the kids
that people are having
and with the kid mix-ups.
It's too much, man.
Like,
there's still
the Khloe rumors going around.
Yeah,
like it's way too much
shit going on.
Yeah,
I can't, I don't know. That happens in the hood, though, as I wouldn't say. It's just It's way too much shit going on Yeah I can't
I don't know
That happens in the hood though
I wouldn't say
It's just a Kardashian thing
I don't think it's a Kardashian thing
And they always try to say
The hood be wilder
Calabasas
I think Calabasas
Has the hood beat
For sure
If I put a camera on
What goes on in Calabasas
24-7
For sure
Yeah
Absolutely
And they got Crips out there now
According to
Maxwell Whoever the fuck it was.
Crips and Calabasas?
Which person they asked-
That sounded like a show.
No, it was TMZ.
Crips and Calabasas.
Asked if the Crips was after Kanye and Calabasas.
It was someone that was not a Crip.
Crips and Calabasas.
I'd watch that show.
You talking about Daz?
No, Daz was the one that said it but they asked someone
in the airport
it was like an R&B singer
that was like
I don't know
I ain't doing that
it's mad R&B gang members
no no no
like an older one
I told you
I need the sheet
to know all R&B gang members
Rory has the sheet
yo I'm not exposing his job man
what are they doing up there
with the analytics
why does he have that Yo, I'm not exposing his job, man. What are they doing up there with the analytics?
Why does he have that?
Well, while you search for that.
Well, what am I looking at here?
What are you doing for Mother's Day, you guys?
It was Eric Benet they asked for.
Eric Benet, definitely.
Ask Eric Benet?
He's definitely a crip.
The Crips was after Kanye and Calabasas.
How would Eric Benet know about anything? That's what he seems like. Eric Benet is a crip. Crips was after Kanye and Calabasas how would Eric Benet know about any of that that's what he seems like
Eric Benet is a crip
Eric Benet is too busy
fuck it
he doesn't do that anymore
according to his Twitter
he doesn't have sex anymore
yo y'all are fucking nuts
what you mean
he doesn't do that anymore
didn't he react to
home slow comment
we gotta centralize this podcast
I mean but shit
I know he's still having sex
you don't go from being a sex addict to none at all.
That's not how that happens.
Oh, speaking of sex, this is-
Oh, wait, hold on.
Kanye West, three hours ago,
Kanye West and The Clear,
the Crips threat has been lifted.
Just in case y'all was a little worried.
Okay.
Kanye's safe.
Kanye's safe.
The world is a better place-
Just because I know.
We was reporting it three hours.
I'm noticing now.
Y'all not sick of hip hop
I've been sick of hip hop
Can I ask y'all for real
Let's have a real adult
I've been sick of hip hop
I know Rory's 28
So he still gotta
Claim it
Yo we still got some over here
I am sick of this shit
What
See I don't even play
Hip hop sleepers no more
I'm sick of this shit man
No country for old men.
It's not a young man's game.
It's WWF, man.
There's too much shit going on, man.
There's too much circus acts.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
But whatever.
Get you a show like Method Man has.
Like Cribs and Calabasas?
And rap against other funny, fat celebrities.
Did you say Cribs and Calabasas?
Cribs.
Oh, Cribs and Calabasas.
Yeah. I do think Homie Court should be a show. That would be great. I think Cribs and Calabasas? Cribs. Oh, Cribs in Calabasas. Yeah.
I do think Homie Court should be a show.
That would be great.
I would love to produce Homie Court.
In like a Maury type style?
I would love to produce Cribs in Calabasas.
Yeah, where friends come up and I'm the judge.
Why don't you just put this out here?
I would edit this.
That's an amazing idea.
I started already.
Okay.
Well, good job.
I started already. Well good job I started already
This is promo
Yeah
Just taking China
So if you do have
If you
If you are indeed
A friend out there
And there are some
Personal issues
Or grievances
That you'd like to
Get off of your chest
See I need
Oh come to
Come to Comey Court
Yeah
I'm working on my set
And I know you've been
Waiting to wear
A judge's outfit
Your whole career You watch too much Law and Order To not want to wear Do Court. I'm working on my set. And I know you've been waiting to wear a judge's outfit your whole career.
You watch too much Law & Order to not want to wear it.
Do you think I should wear one?
Absolutely.
With the wig, too.
Don't do that, Rory.
Nah.
He's on to something.
Rory thinks we can't fight.
Barnes thinks we can't fight.
He's on to something.
First episode.
I'm going to think about that.
The white curls? I'll think about I'm going to think about that. The white curls?
I'll think about that.
I'll think about it.
I want to get a good homie court.
That's the problem.
I got to solicit good homie court cases, though.
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't want Maul to be a part of my show somehow, though.
In this show.
He's the plate dog.
I was about to say.
He could be like the bailiff.
Yeah, bailiff.
That's what it is.
Oh, Savon is the stenographer.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, he's our stenographer. Maul Savon is the stenographer. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, he's our stenographer.
Mo will be a cool bailiff.
Mo is the bailiff.
Absolutely.
Mo the bailiff.
Why is that hilarious?
That's funny as fuck.
All right, let me see.
Oh, shit.
I forgot.
Y'all said something that was making me.
I forgot what y'all said, but this is old news,
but I just want to throw out there that Donald Trump reversed his position
on paying the escort Stormy Daniels.
Now.
I didn't think anything was wrong with that.
Well, when I read the story.
Look at our president, man.
This was the only time where I kind of felt Kanye feeling the president.
I'm like, you got to reverse your position on paying escorts, bro.
Only in America.
He was the money guy, if we're going to go back to categories for a callback.
Trump was the money guy.
She got super shorts, by the way.
No, that's a different category.
I'm telling you, Donald Trump is the sugar daddy.
Why did she only take a buck 30?
Yeah, she bugged out.
She bugged out.
She bugged.
Even before he ran for president.
Chicks don't be knowing how to hoe, man.
I thought he was killing the girls after he fucked them.
The buck 30?
I feel like when you're in that type of rich, you kill the escorts afterwards.
And no one ever sees them again.
You know what the problem is?
And there's a problem probably in the white escort community.
The white escort, they probably don't know how to really target the sucker like that,
even though Donald Trump should have been an obvious one.
But, like, I've seen chicks in starlets fucking target the sucker at 9.30 p.m.
They sit by him all night.
Look at the way his Jordans are laced.
Yeah.
Yo, them chicks in starlets, their profiling skills?
Yeah, some of the white ass scores.
Yo, the strip club is just, when you sit back and just look at what goes on in the strip club, it is super hilarious.
You know what's funny about that?
It's the circle of life.
You know what's funny about that?
It's a representation of the world.
I went to Starlets.
Really?
The other day.
I lost my phone too.
You didn't even hit me.
That's fucked up.
I lost my phone too.
Because it's not even a real night in Starlets if you didn't lose your phone.
That's true.
And I learned so much about myself in this moment in Starlets.
What did you learn?
I mean, outside of fucking me and Simby for the next day.
But, and I don't think I lost my phone.
I think I was targeted.
I think my phone.
You were the sucker?
No, I think my, you know how you put your phone right in front of you?
I haven't been to Starlets in a long you? I haven't been to Starlet's
in a long time.
I haven't been in that mix
in a long time.
But you can't just leave
your $1,000, $1,400 phone
sitting on the counter
when you're alone.
You're rusty.
Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying.
Because I'll never not have my phone.
But this is what I learned
about myself.
I learned about myself I learned one uh I'm like I got a lot of people like no let me not say that what I learned about myself was one I didn't panic at all when I lost my phone that was new that was a new feeling I
didn't care at all. I was actually happy
that whoever took the phone
took the phone.
And the next day,
I could just go and get a phone.
And that iPhone has made it so easy
to do all the stuff
that you got to do.
That was the hassle
when always losing the phone
and all your personal information.
But now once they wipe this,
well, I think they wipe it.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they wipe it.
Yeah, so I didn't give a fuck about that.
So that was great, one.
Two, I didn't know anybody in about that so that was great one two
i didn't know anybody in the strip club that's how old and washed niggas i knew two people
i mean as far as bartenders and workers and yeah i knew two people in there
there's a whole different scene though yeah it was very different it was it was very different
i threw some money in there just to money in there just because I was in there.
But yeah, it was a good night because I lost my phone in Starlitz.
I was observing in there.
It's the same shit.
Same shit, nothing changed.
Strip clubs in New York is so trash.
Yeah, nothing changed.
But I was real happy to lose my phone.
I don't know how we got on Starlitz.
Oh, Profiling.
Profiling.
Profiling.
Oh, because they still good in there on the pro-fallon.
Oh, yeah.
Take a walk to the cash cage and see how many girls say hi.
Turn around.
Turn around from the cash cage.
Hi.
Yep.
Listen, y'all ain't say nothing.
I've been here for an hour.
Make it away from me.
Your word.
Rolling Loud is this weekend.
I looked at those lineups again.
I was trying to figure out
which day I would go to
and I couldn't figure it out.
Oh, and reading
the Rolling Loud lineups
from all three days.
That was another time
I felt really old
and trash.
I don't know
any of those people.
I don't know how you go
for three days of that.
Even if I was 21,
I don't know if I'd have
the energy to do that.
Yeah, they're doing too much.
You gotta be on a lot of drugs to do that festival shit it's non-stop it's three days straight well
i mean there's breaks in between but it's three days no i ain't built for that type of shit yeah
you wait you were gonna go no i was like what
mind at a festival yeah you couldn't make it to the gate
without losing your mind.
Here go the Stalarts.
She's not going to roll it loud, though.
Well, rolling it loud
is probably not the festival
I would go to.
I'm not a festival person.
I'm not really a festival guy.
You're white.
You're supposed to love festivals.
And you wear the jeans
that you wear to festivals
and sit in the car.
Levi's.
Yeah, like, yeah.
Levi's. The festival jeans. Levi's. Yeah, like, yeah. Levi's.
The festival gene.
New campaign.
Let me see.
Okay.
Listen to this podcast.
Watch.
We're going to be sitting here watching this TV.
The power trailer.
Anybody saw it?
Nah.
No.
And now I'm mad.
Wait, hold on.
A power trailer came out?
I didn't see it.
I'm mad now, though.
I didn't even know it was out.
Last season was kind of trash.
Nah, you didn't like last season?
Nah.
It had certain episodes were cool.
That shit is drifting, bro.
I love y'all.
Certain episodes was cool.
This is the greatest podcast in the universe.
I didn't see this.
I didn't even know the trailer was out.
I still want one week.
All right.
Because Maul had a few ideas of tricks he wanted to try with the podcast.
He wanted to experiment.
I got tricks, too, I want to try.
One week, can we come in here and I don't want to say y'all's topics because Rory write good topics sometimes.
I want Maul to write everything that we talk about on one podcast.
That should be dope.
Oh, hell yeah.
I could do that.
When can you do that for me?
I want to discuss anything you want to discuss.
Okay.
Let's do it.
When?
Next podcast.
Really?
Next episode, yeah.
You want to come in with a...
Hey!
All right.
Next episode.
Will we have to remind you?
No.
Okay.
Word.
No.
I'll write a list.
All right, good.
Let's cover all my topics.
Yeah.
I would like to.
Yeah. Bet. That's a bet my topics Yeah I would like to Yeah
That's a bet
Get to know you better
Yeah that's a bet
He likes that
He likes that idea
We're gonna do that
Alright cool
Let me see
Oh Power Trailer
That's what we were talking about
Yeah a Power Trailer
Did come out
If we weren't in the middle
Of the podcast
I'd try to find it
And show it to you guys
Well 50 has been
Putting trailers out
They are
It's 50 Ghosts and Tommy
Against Dre I'm Come on with you guys. Well, 50 has been putting trailers out on the show. It's 50, Ghost, and Tommy against Dre.
Come on.
I want to hear from
y'all.
Shit started to drift
last season quite a bit.
It was setting up for
this.
For the three of them
to get back together.
I didn't love last
That sounds like a
bad bad.
Yeah, because at the
end, they was in the
car together when they
peeled off.
Yeah.
After Rick killed
the boy.
And before last season
when 50 was burnt on fire
and then he lived
and escaped.
Some of the writing
has no scars.
It's not a very
well written show.
The only thing I didn't like
is how they was going uptown
last episode
and they found parking
immediately
as soon as they went uptown.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
You know that's a lie.
All four cars.
They keep finding parking on 14th Street. went up to it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know that's a lie. All four cars. No, they keep finding parking
on 14th Street.
Yeah, no.
Like, get the fuck out of here, truth.
You're not finding parking over here.
Yeah, nigga,
show them circling the block
or something for a second.
Yeah, you don't circle the block
for 20 minutes.
That's half the episode.
Believe that.
No, but all right,
so when Power first aired,
I used to argue with Rory
about just the potential
of a power versus the wire. And we know how Rory feels about the wire. We about just the potential of a power versus the wire.
And we know how Rory feels about
the wire. We know how a lot of people feel about the wire.
I'm never going to ask that today
just because of the course that the
show has taken.
I still like power. I'm still laughing
at that comparison.
It's still entertaining
to watch, but it's not good.
Particularly. But listen, what I'm saying is this. Writing-wise. The same way if the writing team for It's still entertaining to watch, but it's not good, particularly.
But listen, what I'm saying is this. Writing-wise.
The same way, if the writing team for The Wire was stale,
then The Wire wasn't going to be The Wire.
You're right.
The writing is kind of what made The Wire.
For sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Along with some other things.
For sure.
Mostly the writing, though.
The core of it was the writing.
Even the shit that the season that I core of it was the writing. Even the shit,
the season that I hated,
which was what?
Season two.
Season two is at the bottom.
Yeah, it's still great.
Still amazing writing,
still needs to be there.
With Power,
I feel like,
and this is not a shot
because I do enjoy Power.
If they applied that same thinking
with Power
and weren't so married to characters,
this could go somewhere.
Yeah.
I love power.
I still watch it every single week.
I'm excited to see Ghost and Tommy in 50
take down fucking Rotimi,
who just put an R&B album out.
Which was good.
It was a great album.
I'm waiting for the next one.
I am.
That was a good album.
Hold up, that was my shit.
I played that as a sleeper one time,
but we won't get into that
oh actually yes we will
cause that's kinda
my fucking point
that he can't make
a fire R&B album
than be an actor
cause Mac did it
with The Wire
fam
nah that was way after
yeah Mac was like
literally a little
now he was a kid
he was like 9 on The Wire
alright listen to me
you don't know
what he was cooking up
back then
listen to me
you right
I'm just being
Let's have an honest conversation
Let me turn this down a little bit
With Rotimi
Over to Rotimi
I love this song
I love this song
And Rotimi's album is great
However
50 Cent
And Ghost
And Tommy
Are teaming up
See he should be an R&B singer on the show That would be even harder They're teaming up.
See, he should be an R&B singer on the show.
That would be even harder.
They're teaming up.
He gives up the game. I'll be with it.
Puts out the album.
They're teaming up to take down
him.
He needs to sing on the show.
And, Roteamy, this is how I know that you probably, you know what I mean? He needs to sing on the show and put out like a gangsta song or a beat song.
And Rotimi, this is how I know
that you probably, you know what I mean?
You made this song like
two minutes and 30 seconds. This song was amazing.
Like, that's
what you get for trying to be a singer and a villain.
He had weight to move.
He had to get back to the block.
What are you talking about?
Nigga had to go.
He had to be back at Truth.
He had to find parking. He had to get back to the block. What are you talking about? Nigga had to go. He had to be back at Truth. He had to find parking.
Yeah.
He had to go.
This record is hard, but listen.
This is the person they're trying to take down on season three.
Yeah.
Now, I understand that they built Dre up to be this nigga with all these connects last season.
I understand that.
But my point in this, if we just can think a second,
is the writing team.
Tell me what happens after this.
You know how when the guy is doing the magic trick
by the train station in the street
with the three cards?
Well, that was back in the day.
With the three cards,
and there's only but so many combinations you can come up with. He could find Well, that was back in the day. With the three cards. And there's only but so many combinations
you can come up with.
He could find a sucker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He could find a sucker.
He didn't even have to find me.
I'm walking right to him.
Oh, God, I'll show you and your cards.
My bum ass lost $30 every time.
Like an idiot.
$30.
I've seen a nigga lose his whole summer youth employment check.
Because some of them niggas,
you be looking like you could take.
Yeah.
Yeah, I understand. understand Then they flip the table
Over on you
My hand out
Police
You be standing there
Four niggas just disappear
You be standing there
Like wait
Niggas flip the table
Over they got your money
You can't go home
How many more combinations
Could power give me
Is what I'm saying
Before the writing
I'm interested to see
How the
Is Lorenz Tate character
Still in there Yes I'm interested to see How that... Is Lorenz Tate's character still in there?
Yes.
I'm interested to see how that...
I know, you told me that last season, too.
You had me all hyped and all in the...
What was our horrible prediction we said?
That he was going to be the new ghost or something?
That he was going to be the lawyer?
Maul said LeBron wasn't making it to the conference finals.
I definitely did.
Maul says a lot of dumb sports shit, man.
I say a lot of dope sports shit, too, though.
You also said the Sixers was going, too.
Yeah. I was wrong. All right. though You also said the Sixers was going too Yeah I was wrong
So then you said the dumb shit too
I don't
No no no
Come on come on
Wait wait
Everybody said that
Oh yeah no I did too
Nobody had the Celtics
Down two stars
Sweeping
Or coming close to sweeping
The Sixers
Nobody had that
And Ben
Don't get me started on Ben Simmons
Alright Who secured the winning rebound And then I'm done with him Anyway What was I talking about close to sweeping the Sixers. Yeah, nobody had that. And Ben Simmons. Don't get me started on Ben Simmons, all right,
who secured the winning rebound.
And then I'm done with him.
Anyway, what was I talking about just now?
Power and where they can go with this.
Yeah, come on, Mo.
How much more can you give me?
We got to see.
I am going to watch, but.
We got to see.
We got to see.
I'm not because, only because I feel like we said this two seasons ago.
I know, and they heard us, and they killed somebody that they felt was Only because I feel like we said this two seasons ago.
I know, and they heard us, and they killed somebody that they felt was important.
Raina.
That was crazy. They thought that that was a big thing.
It was a big thing, though.
Oh, wait, and before that, no, that wasn't really a big thing.
What?
Holly Dine was a big thing.
No.
Raina, Ghost's daughter getting shot in the chest was not a big thing.
Are y'all crazy?
Do we even know if she's dead?
She's dead.
What?
They went to the funeral.
Oh, there was a funeral.
Yeah.
They went from the funeral
to the funeral.
I thought they left
the opening.
Parks is trying to,
his writing is crazy.
No, that's their writing
on the show.
We ain't know if Lobos was dead.
There's a few niggas
we didn't know if Lala was dead.
Don't do that.
They like to do that
little cliffhanger shit.
We still don't know.
Wait, so Rain is coming
out the casket now?
I didn't remember
the funeral part.
Lala just hosted some shit.
I just saw her.
Lala was dead.
She was just at the draft
or something.
Her and Saquon.
Chill.
Chill, bro.
No, I love Lana
I'm just telling you
I do too
I'm not trying to be funny
I ain't trying to be funny
I know you are
No I'm not funny
Like New York funny
I know
I know what you're saying
Alright yeah
I got it
Alright now
I want to see
I'm just interested to see how
Cause Lorenz Tate character
I'm telling you
Are you back to that
No but I'm telling you
Because his position was
He was like the new Kinect
Basically
Or he was It was coming across Like he was like the new connect, basically.
Or it was coming across like he was the new guy.
Maul looked like
Keith Murray a little bit, too.
I don't know.
I look like who?
Keith Murray?
You don't think so?
No, fuck no.
You crazy?
What do you think
you look like?
I look like me.
I'm sick of all that.
What the fuck you mean?
I look like myself.
Do you know what a doppelganger is?
They my size.
Doppelganger.
Don't ever tell me
doppelganger again.
Don't use that word. I asked you if you knew it. All right, forget it. I don't want to know what a doppelganger is? They my size. Doppelganger. Don't ever tell me doppelganger again. Don't use that word again.
I asked you if you knew what it was.
I don't want to know what a doppelganger is.
That's like the farmer's almanac.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
It's Joe's farmer's almanac.
Your almanac was trash, by the way.
OD trash.
It's no man's size.
All right.
Fuck y'all.
Doppelganger.
Yo, I love the niggas who don't be knowing shit about shit, but then crack on you for
trying to know shit.
No, you're just mad because I'm still talking about Lawrence Tate on Power.
Oh, yeah.
Why are we still talking about Lawrence Tate?
Because I think his character this season is going to be played by a congressman or
some shit.
Huh?
Yeah, but that's why I'm saying it's going to go deeper than we think.
All right.
I might roll with it.
Yeah.
All right.
Listen, they were really anxious for us to give an Avengers recap.
Has anyone here seen the Avengers?
No.
Yes, I finally saw it.
Hey.
See?
See?
Look.
I saw Avengers.
Really dedicated to the cast.
Thank you.
That's my mall clap.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Mall applause.
Thank you.
All right.
So go ahead.
Show the repertoire.
It was,
the ending was,
again,
we got to wait
like years to see
how it connects
to the next one,
which I hate,
but.
Oh,
spoiler alert,
spoiler alert.
We're snitching.
Listen,
if you ain't seen
that shit by now,
God damn it,
you're just done.
Yeah,
that's why I had to go see it
because I was like,
I can't keep going. All right. Didn't I tell y'all Thanos wasn't for that shit by now, God damn it, you're just done for. Yeah, that's why I had to go see it. Because I was like, I can't keep going.
All right, didn't I tell y'all Thanos wasn't for play play?
Yeah, you did.
Was he for play play?
No, he wasn't for play play.
He was not there.
According to the memes I've seen.
He was not there for the play play.
Hey.
Yeah, but at the same time, Joe, hold on.
Because niggas almost took his glove off.
Like, he can get got.
Like, he wasn't.
Oh, wait a minute more
No no no no no
I'm so glad that you said that
I'm so glad that you said that
Let me not play that just yet
Let me bring that back
Guardians of the Galaxy
Yeah
All them niggas is pussy
Nah I mean homie
Not Thanos' daughter
And I kinda like the big nigga
But he was depressed all movie
He was sad
I like the tree
You know what
I don't know I'll call that nigga the tree
The tree is hard too
I want to give a round of applause
To a few people
Spoiler alert if you haven't seen this movie
So get out of here
Round of applause to Iron Man.
Yeah, right?
Real nigga.
He did that.
I'm going to throw Spider-Man in that bunch too, man.
That took guts.
That took guts.
And there was one more person that I felt was all right.
I don't really remember.
And that's probably about all the applause that I'm was alright. I don't really remember. And that's
probably about all the applause that I'm
going to give away.
What's the name? Doctor Strange, dude.
He was dope. I like Doctor Strange, dude.
Doctor Strange was aight, but he was getting his ass beat up.
Back to Guardians of the Galaxy.
They had a plan.
They devised a plan. They almost
got the fucking glove and this sucker for
love ass nigga comes and fucks it all up.
I don't want to hear another thing about a guardian of the galaxy.
The galaxy's dead.
Yeah.
He ruined the fucking galaxy over a girl.
It's always over a girl.
Every beef is over a girl, man.
Every single one.
Every single one.
But he had a good reason to go crazy at that point, though.
Once he found out she was dead.
Man, you don't see me about to take the glove off this nigga.
If you don't get out of here.
They were telling him, like, don't do it.
Like, chill.
What's his name?
I don't even know.
I don't even know his name.
I would have shot that nigga right in the head immediately.
Get out of here with your dumb ass.
You're taking the glove off.
That's number one.
Number two.
Fam, I never want to hear about captain america again
wasn't from a cat no so we're playing end of the road for all of these niggas that lost their lives
thinking they were tougher than they didn't die though they just turned to them i think that you
fighting the toughest person in the history of the Marvel
universe and y'all looking
around saying what time does Steve
Rogers get here
yo
you think I want to go fight
a nigga named Thanos
with someone named Steve Rogers
he wasn't even dressed in his
little American suit
that nigga showed up in his little American suit. That nigga showed up
in his fucking play clothes
without the shield.
Get his bum ass
the fuck out of here.
But you see how...
Hey, where's that shield
that's so fucking tough, huh?
No, but you see how
what's her name?
Now you see the shield
is made from vibranium.
You see how it tied in
when Black Panther was like,
get this man a shield.
I been knew that
that was made from that.
I didn't know that.
Yo, niggas was getting their ass beat Black Panther was like get this man a shield. I been knew that that was made from that. I didn't know that. Yo
niggas was getting
their ass beat
before Thanos even showed up.
Thanos was home
getting dressed up
when they was in Wakanda.
Thanos sent the
Thor was ill too though.
Now Thor is a different
Thor is a different type of beast.
Yeah Thor was ill.
But Thor is a god.
Yeah.
So that's different.
Alright we don't have much of a recap.
Thanos kicked A by ass, just like I said they would.
Rory, you still gonna see it?
Well, damn, Parks, we need to go see this.
It was a good one.
After that review.
Oh, wait, no.
Before you got here, I was asking Rory,
do you remember a few weeks ago when after the podcast,
I said, hey, did y'all see the Avengers?
Mm-hmm.
Do you remember what both of y'all said back?
I'm not gonna see it.
Thank you.
Because I said that today.
I said, so did you see The Avengers?
And Rory snapped and pulled his white privilege out of his pocket and shit it on.
He said, first of all, I never go see any of those movies.
I'm not into that.
And I never told you that I would go.
I would never even say to anyone I would go and see a Marvel movie because I hate Marvel movies.
So you are mistaken.
Why are you talking
like Thor right now?
That's how Thor speaks?
That's how I heard it
when he was
when he was
stunting on me.
But he did say
he was going to see it.
So he stunted on me
and he don't care about it.
It was a good movie.
I should see it.
It was a good movie.
I feel like I got to
watch all of them.
You don't.
No.
Let's go watch the movie.
This was a movie that a bunch of people That aren't in the comics went to see
That's how it becomes the fastest grossing whatever
Niggas thought they was gonna let that Wakanda record stay there
And I still don't believe that
I still think Black Panther
Because the theaters wasn't as packed
To go see Avengers
Yeah but it was probably released in a lot more theaters.
Maybe.
I mean,
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just throwing
shit at the wall.
I don't know.
But it was a good movie.
Fine.
And that's the end of the recap
since they don't want
to talk about it.
Mother's Day
creeps up on me every year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's every year.
And it's long
because your mom
is going to remind you
that it's Mother's Day.
And I had a new kid. It's also my mom's birthday. Oh, my going to remind you that it's Mother's Day. And I had a new kid, so my mom.
It's also my mom's birthday.
Oh, my God.
Double whammy.
That's good.
It's kind of good.
I'm getting both out of the way.
And my sister and my niece and my nephew.
You got to really do it this year.
Yeah.
As soon as a mom.
That's so whack, right?
No, Joe.
That's not whack.
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah.
No, it is.
Oh, you got to do it up, too.
No. You have to do it up too No
You have to do it up
You know what Joe gonna do
Roy
Don't do that
Come on
You know what Joe gonna do
Everyone's doing something
Alright let's hear it
$700,000 worth of flowers
Another $200,000 on candles
Yo you know why it's fucked up
$200,000 on candles
You know why it's fucked up
I pulled that one out the bag
Year one
Oh yeah that's where you fucked up
You set the bar
That's where you fucked up
You gotta do that year six.
Yeah, I went in there
like, man, can I get fucking
$2,000 worth of roses?
She just died in two days.
She ain't watering them. I was tight in the head.
One of the worst investments ever. Flowers.
And then similarly,
I love the dead flowers.
I'm just all stinking.
Yeah, you leave it there. Water? Yeah Yeah, the water. It's the water.
I think I really do have to do something.
That's where men be fucking up, though.
Early in the relationship,
someone do too much.
All right, watch.
She's going to get used to that,
then you're going to get tired of it,
and you'll run out of tricks.
That's when you just got to be a real nigga.
Go tell him straight up,
like, listen,
you know this is just the front for right now.
Once I'm in, I'm in.
I think I might freak it this year
and do the white roses or something pink roses you got something different and creative eat
brunch together you have to buy a gift say no Lex alive for 25 mothers no no
her being a mother I know so it's like special yeah that's not fair it's only not fair because i had to treat father's day
father's day they still do that i don't even know what father's day that shit is a door
fire up the grill for you to run yeah that's their errand day they don't do shit all right
yankees playing around that time word um all right so this part we've already gone like mad
long so i just want to go over a few quick things.
In honor of 50 and ASAP going back and forth on Instagram,
and I just want to say I really enjoy him going back and forth
with people on Instagram.
50, not so much ASAP.
I wanted to throw back to this classic ASAP clip
when B-Dot and Elliot Wilson was interviewing him and Ferg.
So I'll play.
One nigga got that nigga up out of there, thank God.
Yeah, I had to fight some nigga in the bathroom.
No homo.
We slipping on semen.
Niggas was jerking off in the bathroom.
Me, we fell out.
Got that nigga up out of there.
All that shit.
You know, this is parts of the story that I don't like.
Wait.
Niggas was jerking off in the bathroom.
Where was they at?
I hope jail.
That's a sick-ass bathroom right there.
Fuck.
I would have lost that fight.
I don't even want to be in that bathroom.
Yeah.
I'm going to play the clip again.
One nigga got that nigga up out of this thing.
Wait, why would you tell the story?
There's some stories you just shouldn't tell.
Ferg looked at him like
one nigga got that nigga part of this thank god you can't tell this story in a tough tone
yeah with the so boom voice yeah take this hell roll voice off
you can't talk like l rel when your story involves this stuff one nigga got that nigga
part of this thank god yeah I had to fight
some nigga in the bathroom
no homo
we slipping on semen
niggas was jerking off
in the bathroom
he did the jerking off
thing with his hand
got that nigga a part of this
all that shit
this is part of the story
that I don't like
he did the jerking off
but then he was like
these are parts of the stories
I don't like telling
you told it right
like what are you talking about
and my thing is
just some things
no homo does nothing for
no homo does nothing for your fight you slipping on semen in the floor
like come on yeah there's multiple people during the fight anytime where you have to call it semen
something's wrong anyway yeah like why are you calling it semen yeah that's a story that we
would have died with yeah whoever i'm with i'm looking looking you in the eye and say, fam, you know this never spoke about. How many stories do I have
that I'm going to die with?
Everybody has a story
they're going to die with.
No,
I have some.
I'm trying to see
if I have a lot.
Yeah,
whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Come on,
Rory wants to talk
about J. Cole.
Come on,
Rory.
Let's talk about J. Cole.
Bring it on home.
How did I become the J. Cole guy?
You've been the J. Cole guy.
You wear fucking dirty Adidas.
You wear dirty Adidas.
That's cool.
He wears the cool dirty Adidas.
What's those shits?
The Stan Smith?
What does he do?
Yeah, come on, Rory.
Joe's the van wearer, not me.
For sure.
Joe definitely has a boat.
Yo, Moe switched sides quick. Who are you against wearer, not me. For sure. Joe definitely has a boat. Yo, mole switch sides quick.
Who are you against?
I'm not against either one of y'all.
I'm just saying, you are the vans god.
Well, all right.
Thank you.
You're the van god.
Oh, so now we know what category niggas fall in.
Yeah, you're the van god.
You're the van god.
You think chicks are looking at me saying, that's the van dude?
Yeah, for sure.
What category am I in today?
That's ankle man.
Joe does the vans with sweats, too.
That's kind of what I'm saying.
Now, you ankle man from now on.
That's a dirty nigga.
Yo, you know how I knew I was a different type of dirty, grimy, Jersey, just washed old nigga?
I lit a cigarette the other day and definitely thought about returning it.
What?
To the store?
Yes.
Why?
It tastes right.
It's a stale.
Oh, the pack, you mean.
Okay.
And then I stopped as I was walking back to my car and said, Joe, you can't return cigarettes.
Yo, I'll tell you.
You and Parks are definitely like two of the only people I know that still smoke cigarettes.
I don't want to smoke.
I hate it.
It's the nastiest, ugliest.
It's old.
It's whack.
But they're putting shit in there, man.
They make it hard.
My heart started beating fast when I'd go like a long time without it.
That's what makes me rush back and get another one.
Yeah, you might be past that time to quit.
You got to find something else to pick up.
No, I'm going to die soon.
Don't say that.
That's not cool.
Whatever.
Yo, whatever.
Joe is an idiot, man.
There's really something wrong with this thing.
Knock on the table.
Knock on the table Knock on the table
Park's got the man
that is
the wood
It's the wood in this table
you ever find
Wood from 1700
This is the first wood
That's a sturdy table
This is God
Nigga God is
God has made this
Jesus made this
God is a carpenter
I might live forever
What the fuck is y'all talking about
Y'all better not, too.
You had a pretty good argument.
Come on, Rory.
There you go.
Come on, talk about Cole.
Talk about Cole.
Do you want to talk about his sign?
Because I was going over the list at fucking 5 p.m. And Rory comes in.
Hey, don't forget Cole's on tour.
And he shouted out someone.
I don't know what he was saying.
Who did he shout out?
I was reading my list off.
And you know Joe has selective hearing and memory.
And he's just a liar.
So I was reading off the list and I mentioned that.
I'd be lying.
Yes.
And the listeners believe you.
That's the wild part.
Lies make the story fun.
Anyways.
The listeners definitely believe him.
That's what makes it fun too. Oh yeah. They definitely believe him. That's what makes it fun too.
Oh, yeah.
They definitely believe him.
That's swag.
That's not swag, but go ahead.
That's the repertoire.
That's not the repertoire either.
What's up with you?
You keep yelling out shit.
No.
I'm trying to pick myself up.
It's none of that.
It's none of that.
What were we talking about?
It's none of that.
The repertoire.
Fuck out of here.
It's none of that.
This nigga said doppelganger and repertoire on the same day.
Yeah, vocabulary.
Doppelganger.
Come on, what are we talking about, man?
You lost your jersey card with doppelganger.
All right, so now you're not going to talk about Cole.
I said that-
Okay, talk about Jermaine.
Young Thug is opening his show, and I thought that was a topic to be added to the list.
I thought that was interesting.
He's opening up on tour for him?
On the whole tour, yes.
Young Thug is the opener.
That's interesting.
See?
Interesting topic. That's not somebody I would have thought about. Well whole tour, yes. Young Thug is the opener. That's interesting. See? Interesting topic.
That's not somebody I would have thought about.
Well, he's trying to bridge the gap with the kids.
Ah.
Bring the mumble rap.
The only person I ever heard say bridge the gap.
You must not be a Nas fan.
Yeah.
No, I get it though.
Now with the mumble rap shit, I see what Jermaine trying to do.
Who's going to be more mad though?
Thug fans or Cole fans?
Nobody's going to be mad. They're going to understand. They're going to come to an understanding and party together. I don't think itaine trying to do. Who's going to be more mad, though? Thug fans or Cole fans? Nobody's going to be mad.
They're going to understand.
They're going to come to an understanding and party together.
Come together.
I don't think it's going to happen.
Sober and sandy.
We are the world to our Cole.
I don't know, man.
Yeah.
I think if anybody can do it, he can do it.
Well, he was safe with Thug because we were saying earlier that we like Thug.
It's not really the mumble rapper anymore.
Yeah.
But did you have anything to touch upon with J. Cole, bro?
No.
No, I didn't
Okay
You wanted to talk about Verb and Moop too, right?
I thought that was interesting
That Moop has now decided to battle again
And chose Verb
You guys are battle rap fans?
Am I alone here?
I don't know who Verb is
A Verb?
You do know
Yeah, A Verb
Okay
A Verb, as much as I love him
Has been on a mean losing streak.
He has.
He's from St. Louis.
Yes.
Okay.
I think even A-Verb will admit that he has been on a losing streak for whatever the reason be.
Now, I'm sure he's still nice, but that just seems like a weird battle move being at somewhere near the top of battle rap royalty
taking on someone who is perceived to have some losses recently.
I still think
Ver when he gets in his bag is
like, as a writer, I know
what he is capable of doing, but I
don't know if I'm excited about that battle.
Now, there's another battle that I am excited about.
Now,
only one round of it has been released,
but Cortez
apparently is battling Carmelo Anthony.
What?
Yo, I got to follow the people you follow.
I don't worry.
What?
Where did you see that?
Listen, bro, I'm just giving you the news.
Hey, before we get into this, man, let's spread some good joy and favor.
Let's spread some good joy and favor.
Hey, this nigga's song is a hit, too.
It's a little famous. The little famous shit.
This song is dope.
All right, Cortez is battling Carmelo Anthony.
I don't know why this was on the timeline.
Defense us against them.
Won the chip at Syracuse so you was set on a mission.
You dominated in the paint with athleticism.
Was never missing.
I swore you would be elite with a better system.
So when you left for OKC, I was
hyped, but now I'm like, well, Phil Jackson
just might be right. The same pull-up,
same ISO. Defense is on
you. You've been 15 years and added
nothing to your arsenal.
Why is he talking about? Why is he battling
Carmelo? Smarter when he was
past his prime. Damn, what
happened? The raw score with broad shoulders.
The step back. The pull-up for crossover. What happened? Carm raw score with broad shoulders. The step back.
The pull up.
The crossover.
What happened?
Hoodie Mellor.
Legend.
It's all water in the playoffs.
Boy got benched in the fourth quarter.
Take it personal.
Show some emotion.
I'm a true believer.
You got me thinking that Lala de Bilgeria.
Demons you gotta shake off.
Three to the door.
Get back the leg in the trailer.
Bilingual bars.
Vanished in the playoffs.
Played soft. Lazy. can't set a pick off.
Sex is now where every other play you want to take off.
As far as me goes, I peeped off.
He mad.
He mad about that whole Knicks situation.
I feel him.
I'm on board.
Those are hurt bars.
You can tell when it's hurt.
But why is a battle rapper battling Carmelo Anthony?
You didn't see that whole six months where all the battle rappers started battling his basketball teams?
No.
What?
Y'all, come on.
Y'all missed that.
No, I do remember.
Go home and YouTube that now.
No, I did see.
I stepped away from that whole battle rap shit for a while.
Nah, but so did they.
And they started rapping about sports.
They became teams.
K-Shine and DNA went on a tour to colleges or something.
And they went to ESPN offices.
Yeah, and they were rapping as the Cowboys and the Giants.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm not making any of this up.
I swear to God.
Yo, we got to do something.
We got to help battle rappers.
I thought the Giants won the battle.
I was going for K-Shine.
The Giants won the battle.
Yo, the battle rappers is doing some wild shit out here, man.
Oh, my God.
No, I'm glad I missed that.
I don't want to see that.
I think I stopped when I seen them battling girls.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done with you.
When I seen dudes battling girls, I'm done.
Yeah, DNA was in the hallway battling jazz.
Yeah, that's when I stopped. That's when all the niggas was trying to battle jazz. Yeah, I think that's when I stopped.
That's when all the niggas was trying to battle jazz.
I was like, poor jazz.
I was done.
This is getting weird.
Wait a minute.
Now that I'm thinking about all the battle rap fuckery,
I then saw a math post a flyer.
Well, he retweeted it.
Niggas be trying to get it off by retweeting something that they like,
that a fan did, but it's still corny. I've seen it. He retweeteting something that they like that a fan did but it's still corny I've seen it
he retweeted something that was
a playoff of Avengers
with all the battle rappers
disintegrating and him
in the middle but instead of Thanos
it said Mathos
I'm just telling you
what was said
what did you guys do
to battle
who do you follow
it's Joe
it's Joe
Matthews
after Joe
battle
the fucking
culture
these niggas
started trying
to do everything
I ruined the culture
Joe killed
battle
Joe was there too
though
Joe was Thanos
he killed everybody
he killed the whole shit
Joe killed the culture
yeah he killed the culture.
Damn, I'm Mathos.
You are Mathos.
Joe-thos.
You Joe-thos.
All right, relax.
Don't do that.
Joe-thos.
Listen, we already...
I'm a snuff mole.
Yo, y'all don't think Joe-thos is funny?
That's right, boys.
But didn't Thanos win?
Yes.
Joe didn't.
So did Joe Tho's.
Yo, you know what, Joe?
Yo, let this show go on.
I didn't see the movie,
but Thanos didn't
throw the mic down.
Yo, listen,
this is why Joe is crazy.
Joe is the only nigga
in battle rap history
that beat himself.
He put the mic down.
Joe's like,
listen, if y'all don't stop.
If y'all don't do what audience members always do at battles.
If you all can't conduct yourself like audience members.
Conduct yourself.
Then battle is over.
Nigga, Joe acted like a substitute teacher.
Joe was the line leader.
Joe was the one to sit down and get it.
Sit down in your seats.
Parks, don't grab your knees and laugh.
Don't bend down. Joe was like a like mature audience this battle will no longer be moving forward
conduct yourself yeah if you can't conduct yourselves like a mature audience,
this battle is not going further.
That's like in the beginning of the movie when they tell you all the movie rules,
like don't use your phone while you're on the phone.
Yeah, that was you.
You was the no phone man.
I won that battle.
You sound like, what's homie Calico when, what's his name, was killing him?
I killed you.
Calico had him, really.
I killed you.
Fam, you're the only one that think you killed him. No, let me say something. No, he is not the only one that thinks that, because he was killing him? I killed you. I killed you. Fam, you're the only one that think you killed him.
No, let me say something.
No, he is not the only one that thinks that.
Because he was killing Lux the first two rounds.
The first two?
No.
Negative.
No.
As soon as...
He won the first round by default.
No, he won the first round.
And then Lux slipped on the second round.
So he kind of was heading into the third.
2-0.
That second round is a classic verse, man.
That's a classic verse.
You're confusing his second with his third.
No, his second was...
The third verse or whatever verse that was was so good
that it doesn't matter what happened in the first verse.
All I'm saying is that was
a very strong Calico
performance. That's all I will say.
He said, I killed you.
He was the only one in the building that felt like he was killing Lux.
Well, at that moment, yeah.
Yeah, he was not killing Lux.
All right, whatever, man.
I'm off of it.
But yeah, Joe killed battle rap.
Joe Thos.
Joe Thos.
Joe is a substitute teacher.
If you all can't sit down, get out your books.
I'll wait until you're quiet.
This battle's over.
Should I hold back?
Should I hold back? Should I hold back?
Nah show them the repertoire
It's for real
I'm about to
Put your mic down
Lastly
Cause we playing sleepers
Getting the fuck out of here
Rory wanted to tell us
About the reggae album
Rihanna's reggae album
Shit I just wanted to tell us about
Well cause
Those were the only things
I didn't have
The Rihanna reggae album
And uh
Which I'm excited about
I am too
I wanna hear the Rihanna reggae album I just hope it comes about. I am too. I want to hear Rihanna reggae album.
I just hope it comes out in the summertime.
Oh, she trying to lock the summer down.
I'll see what she doing.
They better get my baby.
Lingerie and a reggae album would probably lock the summer down.
I think those are the two things that would lock the summer down.
Yeah.
And Rihanna did that interview where she said her and Drake ain't friends.
We knew that.
Well, I think Scorpion was done and now we're about to get
four fire bonus records after
we went to that interview. Come on, man.
We got to get into this deal real quick.
Break the news. Your screen. West Side
Gun dissing Drake.
That's big. Pause.
Let's read that because he really went in and he said some
true shit in there. But I'm not going to call
that a diss. No, he didn't diss Drake.
He said he's not beef. It's nothing like that. I'm not diss to call that a diss. No, he didn't diss Drake. He said he's, I'm just not beef.
It's nothing like that.
I'm not,
he just,
I understand where
West Side is coming from.
He's noticing certain things
and he feels like
when bigger artists
do what he's already been doing,
they get credited for it
and he doesn't.
There's a lot of things
that people take,
whether they take it or not,
West Side has done
this shit first.
Yeah.
I mean,
there's been other rappers
that have been big
on the wrestling thing,
but I think like him and Wale
were the two really big ones. And then he's saying Drake here with the Scorpion thing, that's been other rappers that have been big on the wrestling thing, but I think him and Wale were the two really big ones.
And then he's saying Drake here with the Scorpion thing.
That's been West Side's label's logo for quite some time.
And now Drake is doing the wrestling thing, too, and he's got the Scorpion thing.
I would feel a way, too.
Are you going to read us what he said?
No, I'm not reading.
It's a five-paragraph essay.
I'm not reading that old shit.
Okay, then I will read it since we have a podcast and we have to inform the audience
of what we're talking about.
You're the reader. We can't just speak to of what we're talking about. You're the reader.
You are the reader. Pass me your fucking 10-inch laptop, please. Thank you.
10-inch laptop. This is my
third MacBook that I work off of.
I never understand how you make it look too cool
to do a podcast. Alright.
West Side Gun says, and I
quote, I just want to say
something. I don't know Drake.
He probably a cool dude who knows.
And I'm just speaking my mind. And we'll take this down soon because I take everything down.
Not because of anybody. Trust me. But my company logo is the Scorpion.
And coincidentally, he names his album Scorpion. I was at Coachella wearing the hat.
And somebody says is that Drake's hat? I almost smacked him.
Now he's rocking Scott Hall shit when I've never seen this nigga anywhere at a wrestling event and I go by
Hall my point this industry funny as hell they never pay homage to the niggas who do this shit
for real they only acknowledge the niggas they dick ride my shit out the mud and I'm way ahead
of my time I was robbed off the ghostbuster shit the half and half shit
i barely get spoke about because i'm from buffalo and not nyc i barely get blogged about or even
mentioned for the same shit niggas copy years later or blatantly i guess wrestling is cool now
because of the migos when them niggas uh is years late I have nothing against anybody and niggas know how I give it up in real life.
Fuck this industry shit.
But just know I father a lot of shit with no credit just to watch niggas get all of it.
I just got to laugh like I always say.
I don't care how old you are, how much money you have, how much you sold.
When I look at niggas, I feel untouchable.
I don't know when it's going to happen, but I'll be the biggest.
All right.
I think we got the important
part of this he ends by saying
y'all better stay woke I am
the culture and again I have no beef
whatsoever with anybody I'm on my
own dick
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know if you can say
that and it be perceived as
no beef and just a message, unfortunately, today.
You're probably right, but it's not beef.
I mean, you just see so many things happen for so long, it's like I have to say something at this point.
I've let way too much shit go.
I got to say my piece.
Well, then in that case, I like the fact that we're in an era now where he can say that and not be uh harshly judged for it oh i'm sure people will go with what they usually do
when people speak up oh you bitter or you jealous but i don't think that's the case here at all i'm
the one that wore that one for everybody i ain't gonna lie then what side gun you got a waiting
line man but i feel him i him I understand what he is saying
but a lot of niggas
have been doing
the wrestling shit
yeah
like recently
because I do get
that it's trendy
which is odd
how did that
become trendy
somebody
Boston Crab
somebody
somebody did some shit
alright I'm done
with everything
this podcast
has been entirely too long
I really missed you guys
I'm happy we got to come here
And tell some jokes today
And not talk about serious shit
Yeah we got a few jokes off
Yes
Yes we did
Now
Sleepers
Oh yeah Bryson
Well I was happy that Bryson Tiller
Admitted that his last album was trash
And he told us why he thought it was trash
That was all I had that was all I had
that was all I had
I'm happy
because I wasn't
a big fan
of his second album
and I'm glad
we know the reason why
there's some shit
on it but it ain't that
it wasn't terrible
it wasn't good though
it aged a bit better
because I went back to it
and I was like
alright it's not as bad
as I originally thought
but it's still not good
it sounds better
when you go back to it
it does
it does
but it's still not good as I originally thought. It sounds better when you go back to it. It does. It does.
But it's still bad.
It's still not good.
Damn, I had a real good LeBron question for y'all,
but we'll get to that another time.
So I'm going to play what?
He's the greatest.
Yeah, he's different.
Who?
LeBron.
The greatest ever?
Yeah, I'm giving it to him.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not doing this with you, Maul.
I was about to say, are you ready for another 45 minutes of this podcast?
Last time Maul's stance was that he was not even close.
To the greatest ever?
Correct.
No, he's not close.
He's not close.
What does not close mean?
Maul's crazy.
He's not close to being the greatest ever.
Top five?
Yeah, for sure.
Well, that's close.
That's pretty close.
No, Maul is saying the disparity between number one and wherever he is.
Right?
He's not better than Michael Jordan.
Is he better than Kobe?
No.
Yes.
All right.
No.
All right.
So I'm going to play this new record off of the middle of Ray Schremer's album.
Off the middle.
Somewhere in the middle. This is called Offshore featuring Young Thug.
And a lot of music came out, so I did have a lot to choose from.
But I've been playing this record nonstop.
They think it's woman beside me.
There we go.
They think it's woman beside me.
Offshore, brand new off that Ray Sherman album.
Talk to him, thug.
I don't know what, talk to me again?
I don't know what you're saying.
And the joke is on you.
Joke is on you if you fall for that on me I took a trip offshore, took the whip offshore
I took a chick offshore shore You should get out more
Hey, hey And you should get out more
You should get out more Maybe take a little tour
When we hit that floor All the money down par
That's what it's here floor That's what it's here for
That's what it's for
Do it up so large, do it up so large
Like a breakout star
Rich and young niggas on crash course
Doing love so hard
Going overboard, going overboard
We can hit that snow
Never take it too far, ayy
I'ma let you ride all day On my leg, it's right all day
I'ma let you ride all day, yeah, let you ride all day
You can go be what you like all day It feel real, but it's right now, baby
Parking at me, looking at your body all day
Yeah, it feel bad, my baby
Baby, steps when you walk
You got bad steps when you walk
Hot heels on your feet when you walk
Hot heels on your feet, baby
Lambo them legs, let's drive
Nobody ride a truck
Cause those in the back of the truck, ayy
Let's get it on, baby
Make your mouth itty-itty gone, ayy
Like a motorcycle, get it on, baby
Perform, folk play
So in love I can buy the bitch a ring every day
Cause all this rap shit turn to a mob any day
Boss man, I could get home and dropped any day
I slept that shit, I done the Trump any day
Red news is the non-logic any day
Better get it right if you don't want guns to play
I'ma do it right and fill up the driveway
Bentley on the side of it sitting on Lebron James
9-11 pork I be taking you on a date
It good to peep my bank I'm banging it all day
Baddest and the baddest, the baddest like all day
I ran up the millions I did it all my way
Hundred dollar bills and I like em all straight
Real talk, I'm a knee freak Pay lil' mama for my clothes like a knee freak
They say you doin' some shit, your uncle readin' right through your rump
Pulse can't talk when I talk where I'm from 32 pumps make a run, far as run
Monte Carlo, poppin' my collar Wrestle that hoe like the motherfuckin' rock
I said wrestle that hoe like the motherfuckin' rock I said wrestle that hoe like the motherfuckin' rock
So I let it freeze, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Eat the cake, got a baby, hey
These bitches hate, they throw rice by the case
I'm ridin' that memory lane
Catchin' feelings like I'm out to pay
I just wanted your love this evening
Christian D.O up with the skis
Bad bitch, yeah, make believe
Burning bomb, ain't no machines
Bling like a 10-pence pearl
Mistake, let me rain on your world
Your diamonds really wet like the bottom of the shore
Yo, better stop playing, sing quick like Santa on the gun
I took a trip offshore, took the whip offshore I took a chick offshore, you should get out
more You should get out more, you should get out more You should get out more
Baby, take a little tour
When we hit that floor
All the money down floor
That's what it's here for
Do it up so large
Do it up so large Like a breakout star, so young niggas on a crash course
Going overboard, going overboard We can hit that star, yeah we took it too far Brand new music that was offshore
Featuring Young Thug
Off that Ray Strimmer album
In stores or in your phone right this second
Off the middle of it.
My favorite part.
But I'm not shitting
on the rest of the album.
The rest of the album is good.
I'm telling you, man,
we're going to have to start
having some new conversations
when it comes to those gentlemen.
They ain't ready
for that real conversation.
Yeah, we've been putting it off
for a little while, though.
Yeah.
We've been putting it off
since everybody was doing
the mannequin freezing shit.
But that conversation
is ready to be had uh but yeah
that was that so who's next i'll play it because i'm gonna play the yeah i'll leave version of this
uh yes yes mo mitchell looks like he's hurt oh that's crazy i'm gonna play the uh yeah i'll
leave version of that this is uh off of trap house House Jodeci. This is Oceans. Shout out to Yaya Ali.
Word.
Oh yeah, I remember this. I won't let you swept up by your ocean
The waves of love keep pitching me, I'm frozen
I won't let you swept up by your ocean
We can make it thunder in this barrel
I won't let you swept up by your ocean
The waves of love keep pissing me, I'm floating
I want to get swept up by your ocean
We can make it thunder in this bedroom
Baby, tell me, what's your story?
Rushing through the late at night and I'm loaded
I don't know what I got to thinking about ya
I just took my cell phone and dialed your number, girl
It's a rainy night in July and I'm feeling
Said to have pussy wet, it's been less than some swimming I don't care about the rumors, you got me
Russian roulette, I'm loaded, she shot me down I won't let you fall apart like a ocean
When the love keeps bouncing me, I'll float
I will take your sweat up by your motion
We can make the thunder ring this battle
Thunder ring this battle
Thunder ring this maverick Thunder in this maverick Thunder in this maverick
Thunder Lord
I won't forget swept up by your oceans
The waves of love keep pissing me, I'm frozen
I won't get swept up by your ocean We can make it thunder in this barrel
I won't get swept up by your ocean The waves of love keep piss me, I'm floating I won't take it swept up by your ocean
We can make it thunder in this barrel I won't take it swept up by your ocean
We can make it thunder in this barrel I want to get wetter than the ocean
She dropped that pussy down, that's what she told me
She told me that I'm the one to know
Hollywood girls always telling stories
She will say whatever cause she wants me That was J. Ali with Oceans.
And that was a guy who'll never work at a radio station.
Telling you what record it was.
Yo, that was J. Ali's shit, y'all.
Because he's forward thinking.
And we're not on radio no more.
He's going to work at a streaming station.
Yo, Maul is the greatest, man.
Yo, that was J. Ali's new shit, y'all.
Yeah, go get that.
Yo, and what's funny is Maul does the worst intro and outros,
and the artists be so grateful to him during the week.
Like, yo, Maul, that was the best shit. Yo, thank you, my G. Yo, you so grateful to him during the week. Like, yo, Mo,
that was the best shit. Yo, thank you, my G.
Yo, you know the real shit in the streets.
Shut the fuck up.
Why you want them to shut the fuck up? You know the real shit. Shut up.
A and R to the streets.
What you know? Alright, come on, Rory. Make me take my shoes off.
I got you.
I got you, son.
I got some real Delta Sky sky lounge music god damn it son
where did you get a load of this one i hated that where did you find this
all right uh so i'm gonna play something off leon bridges album and it took me a really long time
leon bridges album was making me sad because there's a lot of amazing records on here. So I tried to find the one that
wasn't sad. So it wouldn't be sad anymore.
Leon Bridges album is fucking awesome
but don't play it if you're
sad. There's some hope on there.
But it sounds sad.
The texture of his voice.
He got the old soul voice.
He gotta go do something.
Even though this is called Bad Bad News.
It's not really Bad Bad News.
Finish with Leon Bridges. You got to go do something. Even though this is called Bad Bad News, it's not really Bad Bad News.
Oh, finish with Leon Bridges.
Hey.
Hey.
What news you got?
What news you got? Ain't got no riches, ain't got no money that runs long
But I got a heart that's strong, and a love that's tall
Ain't got no name, ain't got no fancy education
But I can see right through
A powdered face on a painted fool
Let me slip through
Why you tryna hold me back?
I'm just tryna move up front
Little more of this, little less of that
Let me come through
I'm tired of being in the back
I'm just tryna to move up front
A little more of this, a little less of that, yeah
They tell me I was born to lose
But I made a good, good thing out of bad, bad news
I don't worry, don't worry, don't worry about people in my face
I hit them with the styling phrase
And watch their ankles break
I know you wish, I know you wish I would fade away
But I got more to say
Lord, they pray
Let me slip through
Why you tryna hold me back?
I'm just tryna move up front
Little more of this, little less of that
Let me come through
I'm tired of being in the back
I'm just tryna move up front
Little more of this, little less of that
They tell me I was born to lose
But I made a good, good thing out of bad, bad news
All day, all night
All right, all right
All day, all night
All right, all right
All day, all night
All right, all right
All day, all night
All right, all right All day, all night Tell me I was born to lose
But I made a good, good thing out of bad, bad love Thank you. brand new from Herbie Hancock
do the Alvario outro
I was letting you get your
your radio outro
no I bodied my
you know what we getting out of here
thank y'all
Rory just let the record fade out
cause you started talking
so I let you talk
white niggas do whatever they want
well I mean if you look at. I'm going to let you talk. Maybe your white niggas do whatever they want. All right. Well, I mean, if you look at history.
Yo, I want to thank you guys.
I didn't even shout out to YouTube.
Damn, man.
Hit subscribe.
Hit subscribe, man.
Is Revolt right by my knee yet?
Hey, YouTubers, hit subscribe.
Sponsors, this is where shit would go.
Look at the view count. and then look all the space.
Hey, hey, check the view count.
And look.
Then look at those other shows' view counts.
And this is where your product could potentially be placed.
We ain't never going to sponsor this.
Nobody wants their product Right there like that
No
You don't think so
Would you do it in the wavy arms
I would want it there
With Joe Budden
Giving him the
You know what I mean
No
Fuck you I'm out