The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 384 | "Deflated Balloons"
Episode Date: October 17, 2020On this episode: The guys cover all the new music that was released and Rory believes Benny the Butcher's latest album should be mentioned in album of the year (22:00), a Drake lyric breakdown (57:55)..., and the get your queen back segment (1:23:50). They also talk people trying to cancel Ice Cube (1:30:44), the Billboard Awards and more! Sleeper Picks Joe | Giveon - “Last Time” (Ft. Snoh Aalegra) Rory | Joe Budden - “Love For You” (Ft. Emanny) Mal | Dot Demo - “Demon Eye Adolencences” Parks | Joe Budden - “[Intro] All Love Lost”
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Ruger Roars.
No, that's funny shit.
Get it like Pistol Pete. I got it.
Yeah, no, we understood the joke.
As soon as you said it, I got it.
Holy shit.
Snappy snub.
What's wrong with Joe?
What's in that bottle, man?
What's in your canteen over there?
It's that water.
It's that aqua right here.
It's that aqua lime.
It's the aqua lime.
Give you some cherries, some lemongrass, some sea moss.
Aqualine.
Yo, Nas be so high.
He gave you the ingredients.
He gave you the ingredients.
Nas be super high, man.
Remember when drinking water
became trendy?
Yes.
That was all ball, actually.
Was it me?
Yeah, you came in
with designer waters every week.
Drinking water being trendy
is fucking hilarious to me.
When did they start
drinking water, honestly?
Because that is,
it was a point.
It was definitely like
a 2014 thing I think
that might be accurate
probably around that time
nobody was at the pool
parties like
yo pass the water
no no no
unless you're on ecstasy
yeah
yeah
that's a fact
gotta stay hydrated
anybody still know
an ecstasy dealer
there's definitely one
in Staten Island
for sure
that shit went out I
don't think niggas do eat no more they do do they I'm sure in certain circles
the festival circuit I'm sure the festivals well not that we're getting
that anytime soon but you know want to do some II through the pandemic we have
a party we never thought about the molly and ecstasy dealers
like of course the weed guy probably caught a lick during the pandemic yeah but like were people
doing blow in their crib that's a good question because that's not a good place to do it really
you know so many chicks which hustle hustles in this pandemic like i know so many uh women growers
like chicks got edibles and all types of shit for sale.
I didn't come here to talk about it. A few chicks hit me about a new bank opening up if I wanted to open an account there.
I'm like, fam, fam, fam, fam, fam.
You're not going to the Instagram bank?
Nah, nah, I'm cool.
Fam.
Sydney.
Yeah.
It's not what I follow you for, Sydney.
Y'all not in the Bernice bank, the B&B?
Nah, I'm cool.
Cool. A nigga kidnapped Bernice and will the B&B? Nah, I'm cool. Cool.
A nigga kidnapped Bernice
and will not give her back.
Why would he?
Fair point.
You know what I'm saying?
Why?
Why would you?
I ain't mad at him.
He won.
Points for me.
He won.
And somebody told me
Amber giving it up
on her OnlyFans.
Amber Rose?
Mm-hmm.
She has OnlyFans?
Mm-hmm.
How much it cost a month?
Somebody else
that you told me. There's another OnlyFans? Mm-hmm. How much it cost a month? Somebody else that you told me.
There's another OnlyFans you might have wanted to know about.
I'll tell you off mic.
Okay.
Well, no, tell us now.
We'll just bleep it out.
Okay.
Yeah, she got OnlyFans.
Wow.
Interesting.
I did know that.
I saw that the other day, actually.
Oh, you subscribed?
No, no, no, no.
I didn't subscribe.
I saw that she had.
You got a credit card attached to OnlyFans
no
okay
it's a dude
it's a dude
I'm snappy snub
I don't know what makes him
easy tiger
no no no
it's a dude
it's a dude
it's a dude that DMs me
he hacks like OnlyFans
and like just sends me
random videos
so you don't support the arts
yo you seen her
I'm just like
no but thank you
so you're like you're like you like the Napster of OnlyFans?
No, not me.
It's some dude that did it.
And the rest of us are Metallica.
He probably hits y'all too.
No, he doesn't.
I just replied.
No, no, he doesn't.
I don't remember him.
You would have seen that?
No, he doesn't hit me.
He hits me.
So dude be trying to get you to join in on some shenanigans?
Nah, he just be finding girls that he can.
For you or for you and him?
Nah, I don't know.
He hacks OnlyFans.
That's what he does.
Somebody DM me.
He started sending me mad links.
The Pornhub Premium account,
and I wanted to reply,
but then I didn't want to be
on that screenshot Summer Jam screen,
but it took everything in me
not to hit him back.
Like, yo, that password work?
You ever seen a porn so good
you wanted to leave a comment?
Yeah.
Like under the seat?
The comment section on porn is crazy.
Do you ever read it though?
Yeah, of course I do.
It's some funny dudes in the comments.
No, it's hilarious.
Sometimes you got to go there
to find out who the actress may be.
Oh, that's what you, okay.
Sometimes, yeah.
Sometimes you're a little curious.
Yeah, I need it.
What other work she's been involved in?
Yeah, what's her name?
I need part two of the storyline.
Did they stay together? Yeah, because you just got to snip part two of the storyline. Like, did they stay together?
Yeah,
because you just got to snip it.
The only fan commentator.
Did they stay together?
Like,
they had some chemistry.
Like,
all he did was show up at her door.
Who are you,
stranger?
Boom.
And he beat.
Like,
if that's not chemistry,
I don't know what's chemistry.
They had some chemistry. Like, that's a family. You I don't know what's chemistry. It has some chemistry.
Like, that's a family.
You're not, uh.
I know.
I got it.
You're not plugging in, Joey.
Did you say that there's comments on OnlyFans?
Because I haven't seen those.
I never went in the comments section on OnlyFans.
Oh, my God.
Those are the best comments.
That's where I'm going to take my money bags.
Yo, yo.
More can have IG.
Yeah, thank you.
Can you talk us through the beat off today?
That's what dudes be saying?
Yeah.
Probably a lot of feet questions.
I mean, if you're into that.
A lot of people are into that.
Just looking at feet?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not against feet.
I appreciate it when my mom runs feet, but I'm not going on her.
Seeking the foot.
Yeah, I'm not just going on her OnlyFans to look at her feet.
Some people are.
But why is it feet?
Like, is there elbow fetishes?
Is there like some other shit? Why feet? There's all kinds elbow fetishes is there like some other shit why feet
why feet
is the one leading the charge
and let me just
I love knees
let me just tell you guys
I have changed my stance
on the women
that are on OnlyFans
having sex with their boyfriends
or whatever dude
they fucking
I've changed my stance on that
I used to hate it
you're into it now
but now
I'm seeing it
I'm like
alright I see why he did that
right that move right there.
That move?
I know how he feeling when she did that.
You're breaking down the tape?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I appreciate it now.
They're going crazy.
The dude just have a mask on, like a robber's mask on.
I respect it.
Slamming his girl.
They on there with every retired football player out, boy.
Hey, you retired football players, y'all a trip.
Y'all a trip.
They retire early.
Hey, you niggas is a trip, boy.
I'm in your bitch DMs.
I'll tell you that one.
Our money about the same.
That pension didn't go over?
Holy shit.
All right, come on, man.
Comedy style, by the way.
Everything.
Comedy style.
Everybody listening to this shit.
This shit is on fire in the streets.
Can't get away from it.
Oh, my God.
My mom's friends is listening.
Everybody is listening, man.
Oh, man.
All right, let's see here.
How we feeling?
Hit me. Hit me. Hit me man. Oh, all right. Let's see here. How we feeling? Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Bongo, by the way.
Ooh.
Somebody with that make me feel good.
Something.
Something.
OT Genesis, what up, boy?
Did we get production credit for Berg flipping this?
Hmm?
Did we get production credit for Berg flipping this?
Berg just flipped everything.
You know he was listening to Fog when he flipped this.
Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two.
Been turning around the net like it was the night
Every time I get it, every time I get it, every time I get up
I keep coming back to you
Every time I get it, every time I get it, every time I get up
I keep coming back to you
Hope everybody's feeling good, feeling great out there
You already know the vibes
If you low vibrations, this ain't the vibe for you
If you low frequency, this ain't the vibe for you
This how we feeling out there
This how we feeling out there right about now
I don't care about haters, I'm only concerned with hustlers
This is where I'm at with mine
But I think it's time I finally addressed this publicly
It's rubbing me the wrong way when these rappers
Benny the Butcher, what up? Congratulations, boy
You like that you only give me love
I sat on work when I was positive
Happy Saturday out there, shout out to the lyricists
Consequences than jail, bittersweet
When you in it deep, gassed up a rented V
Traveling with a key while I'm passing through Tennessee
Told baby girl I'd be back
I told baby girl I'd be strapped That made her worry more
Street niggas led by dirty laws I got my stripes, how you running yours?
Anybody with bars? Got a good 4 to 8 to this already?
You got a good 4 to 8 to this already if you got bars
I don't want to hear what you got to say
Roy, you got 4 to this
I know you
Hold up, hold up I don't think they understanding us, man I want to hear what you got to say. Roy, you got four to this. I know you. Man,.
Hold up, man.
Hold up.
I don't think they understanding us, man.
J.B.P., you know the vibes.
MC Rory.
MC Dirty Deuces.
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
Turtleneck Papi.
Hey, look.
I don't care about haters.
But I think it's time I finally address this publicly.
Mock Neck Mossberg
When these rappers be comfortably my streetlight
It seem like they only giving y'all luxury
I sat on work when I was positive it was self
That was kinda hard
He gotta have a hard 16 if that's his name
Bittersweet when you went in deep
Gassed up a rented V
Traveling with a key while I'm passing through Tennessee
Told baby girl I be back
She said be careful
I told baby girl I'd be strapped
That made her worry more
Street niggas led by dirty laws
I got my stripes, how you running yours?
Can't let these niggas think I'm turning soft
It's gon' be hard to convince kids
But honestly, losses taught me more than my wins did
It's complicated, I can't see it
Work hard to just break even
We gon' have a good time today
A lot of new music that came out A lot to get to, real happy to be back It's complicated. I can't see it work hard to just break even. We're gonna have a good time today
Lot of new music that came out, a lot to get to, real happy to be back. I almost forgot We was back on my Friday. I'll be honest with y'all. I was coasting. They got the 130. Holy shit. I gotta go
Then they become advantages
He was on mall time today. Yeah, yeah, it's true. The mall made us wait last time.
I wasn't doing that.
Fuck mall.
That boy a hit boy, man.
I can't say enough.
You thought we were guardians of Griselda before.
Wait till I give my album of the year take.
You do not have an album of the year take right now.
I do not believe you.
I don't believe you.
I think Benny is
certainly a contender
with this album.
No, you don't.
The rap album?
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
You'll be in contention.
Maybe I still gotta live
with it a little more, but...
All first few?
Savon, pull me a list up.
Scream Man, pull me a list up of the albums that came out this year, please.
Before I dismiss Rory, he may be correct.
Type in rap albums first.
List of rap albums 2020.
Hey, Scream Man, you was really checking on Le'Veon Bell, huh?
That nigga's high in the Google search.
It's Parks. It's Parks. the Google search. It's Parks.
It's Parks.
It's Parks.
It's Parks.
What's happening?
It's Parks!
Microphone check, one, two, what is this?
The JBP boys bike to business.
Episode 383, 384.
Welcome to episode 384 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I am your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden.
Here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Brother Maul has blessed us with his presence today.
Salute, salute, salute.
I'm here.
My good guy Parks is here.
How you feeling, Parks?
I feel great.
Rory is here.
What's going on, man?
Mockneck Mossberg.
You know what it is.
ERAB.
My guy ERAB is over there. Head know what it is. Huh? E-Rab. My guy E-Rab is over there.
Head of Pod Parasi.
Corey is here.
Don Cheadle is here.
Slim.
Looking slim as ever.
Slim as ever, buddy.
Look at you.
Gorgeous even.
Look at you.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous even.
Is that a new skincare routine?
Are you drinking your Echoline? You look like? You drinking your alkaline?
You look like you're drinking your alkaline.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yo, where are you taking chicks to beat?
Don't you live with it?
Think last time he was talking.
Joey tried to get you jammed up.
Yo, where are you taking your chicks that you beat at?
I mean.
Because he don't live alone, right?
That's a fair question.
He don't live alone.
And it's COVID.
You got to know your parents' shifts.
I'm asking what he was doing. That's's true you got a nice finished basement or something
don cheeto ain't get to the point where he's fucking in front in mom's house and telling
her what to do you know what mom don't come down this hall for the next two hours how about that
how about that mom how about that that'll neverop my ass that'll never work
don't ever do that
wait y'all never
fucked in mom's house
of course I did
with her knowing
what was happening
I lost my virginity
in there
she know me
mom do me a favor
stay in your room
for the next five
alright
for the next five
definitely never
got that off
I never got that off
but moms knew
what I was doing
me neither
stay in your room
Mom do me a favor
Head down to the gas station
Cop a rubber for me alright
Holy shit
That never works in no black household
Bring me that condom back mom
I'm going to work
That's not working
Don't ever say that
Don't ever use that line
Please don't
Matter of fact
Grab me one of the gas station sex pills
While you at it
Yeah I know
Who buys those
Only because this is a safe place, I'll ask you guys.
And Parks, you did some funky new shit with the sound, right?
We sound better than ever and louder than ever.
I noticed that when I was listening to the last part.
No, it's just what independent sounds like.
Mmm, freedom.
Any of y'all ever been brave enough to inquire about the dude Your mom was kicking it with
Like after your dad
No
Not as a youngster
No but as an adult
Yeah that's what I'm saying
Yeah as an adult
Absolutely
Absolutely I've done that
That's when I said
You know a lot of your
Uncles wasn't your uncles
Like when you was 11
That was your uncle
When you 19 And you start realizing You be like wait a minute wasn't your uncles. Like when you was 11, that was your uncle.
When you 19 and you start realizing,
you'd be like,
wait a minute.
Where,
how?
Oh,
you was fucking Arnie.
Exactly.
Exactly.
He gave you a basketball,
but you had one already.
He was like,
stop bringing basketballs
every time you come see me.
I got eight basketballs
in my closet.
I know the Foot Locker
$20 basketball.
Never saw him
at the family reunion.
No.
Duke was by for dinner a lot.
Yeah.
Holidays.
How he my uncle, but my grandmother doesn't know him.
Ain't been to one family reunion.
Aunts don't know him.
I'm like, this ain't my uncle, man.
But the story you got, if you got a story, did it vary from the story that your dad might have told or that your dad got?
No, my dad didn't know a lot of those guys.
But did your mom tell you how your dad felt about what was going on afterward?
Mine did.
Yeah, absolutely.
And you could tell.
As you get older, you could tell.
You could tell your pops.
Some of them he knew and he didn't really rock with them like that.
If I wasn't scared of my dad, I would call him right now and put him on the spot.
Listen, man.
My parents listen
to every podcast.
I don't think they finish them,
but at around the 15 mark,
they're definitely listening.
They're locked in.
So I'm just going to shut up.
Yeah, wait until like 27 minutes
and then get your shit off, Rory.
My mom said my dad
went to jail or something
and she started fucking
with some guy named Killer.
And my dad was pretty peeved about it.
We all have to.
I think I would have
killed the shit
out of you, dad.
Your pops knew
who the gangsters was.
Your dad definitely.
I'm joking, by the way,
comedy style.
But yeah, your dad knew
who the street niggas was.
It's true.
I do love that.
Hey, look,
the Barry brothers, silence.
No, it doesn't matter
what generation
every girl ever has known a killer. For sure., silence. No, it doesn't matter what generation.
Every girl ever has known a killer.
For sure.
Known.
Just look in their phone.
There's a killer.
You get to age where you realize your parents weren't always parents.
They were teenagers.
They were just like us.
Oh, no.
Now, Rory just brought us to a great topic before we get into new music.
Now, each of you give me your response when you found out
Shorty you was fucking with
had a killer
like lurking.
It was a nigga
you should be concerned about
in the vicinity somewhere.
None of you can lie to me
and tell me it never happened.
The girls that I fucked with
that was fucking with killers,
I didn't start fucking with them
until like he caught a crazy case
and he wasn't coming home
no time soon.
Like you knew he just got shit up.
What he doing, 12?
Yo, what's good?
You doing 12?
Yo, what's up?
What you doing tonight?
If that nigga was still roaming
in the block,
nah, nah, nah, nah.
I ain't talking.
I'll share a quick, quick,
extremely true story.
I was at Dell State University
my freshman year.
Great, great university.
The greatest, if you Great, great university.
The greatest,
if you know,
you know.
So I ended up meeting a chick,
going back to her spot,
whatever,
whatever.
Her phone is blowing up.
After we finished,
I said,
you should probably
answer that.
That seems pretty important.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate,
by the way.
No,
actually,
it's not hate.
You can't just sit up
like,
I just finished.
You're like,
oh,
you might want to answer that.
No,
I was trying to get out of there
and be like,
oh,
something's important
that's happening. Yeah, he might want to answer that. No, I was trying to get out of there and be like, oh, something's important that's happening.
Yeah, he might be outside.
And her ass said, no, I know that number.
Oh.
And I said, okay, what does that mean?
She said, that's my boyfriend.
I said, okay.
And he got nine bodies.
Yeah.
And he's outside.
So I said.
With the hammer.
And he wanted to know knows Roy's up here.
No, it gets worse.
It gets much worse.
It gets much worse.
So I said, well, you should, I'll be quiet.
Like, I'm going to get my shit and leave anyway.
So she answers it and he is on the way.
Yeah.
So she hangs up.
It's like, you need to leave now.
I said, I was already getting my shit.
And I was like, no, no, no.
He's outside.
It was like a complex.
He's in the parking lot. I was like, all right, what do you mean? Hide in the closet? Like the there. I was like, no, no, no. He's outside. It was like a complex. He's in the parking lot.
I was like,
all right,
what you mean,
hide in the closet?
Like the fuck?
She's like,
no,
he'll find you there.
And mind you,
I'm dealing with,
she's a college chick at Dell State
and she's like,
no,
he doesn't go to Dell State.
Like he's from around the way.
I said,
oh,
okay.
I ran out of that shit
without even getting my sneakers on.
Just left them fucking.
I said,
what complex? Is there another way out? I went through the other fire escape way. Just left them fucking. I said, what complex?
Is there another way out?
I went through
the other fire escape way.
Nah,
but Roy,
you a white boy,
so you can camouflage.
You can look like
the testicle.
I am checking on
the camera.
I am a janitor.
Yeah,
you can look like a janitor
for the super.
My white skin can be seen
in the dark.
Yo,
so why Shane say that
to you?
And the first thing
you said to yourself was
Alright damn
Now I got a killer nigga
Cause I
I
Am not a killer
You gotta look within
I
You start to look within
Like uh
I am not into
Those type of things
Hey he did some soul searching
Yeah yeah real quick
Real quick
Like if he wanted to
Knuckle up and have a
Fair one
You pro-life Yeah You pro-life?
Yeah.
You pro-life.
I'm pro-life.
Joe, hey, Joe.
You pro-life
when the killer shows up.
Why can't we just
put down the guns?
I'm pro-life.
That's hilarious
when a nigga got the ham on him.
No, I'm pro-life.
I'd walk out there like,
is that registered, sir?
Yo. Why is the serial number You got the hammer on him. No, I'm pro-life, man. I'd walk out there like, is that registered, sir?
Yo.
Why is the serial number scratched off?
Ain't much a little cap again can help you with there, huh?
Nah, it's over.
Get your ass out of here. That cap again has helped him some fights, though.
But not against a gun.
Anytime a nigga ever flash the hammer on me because, like, over a girl, he show mercy.
Well, I'm glad he did. You're still showed mercy oh I'm glad he did you're still here today
I'm glad he showed mercy
if he'd have shot me
over fucking Taquisha
like my nigga
fam
you're gonna shoot me
right here on Lexington
yeah don't shoot me
don't shoot me
over no dumb shit
some of these kids
don't know pre Uber
and when you're in
like a rural area
when I ran out of that crib
couldn't go nowhere
you were on your own
I was just in Delaware
yeah
can't go nowhere
like she drove us there they don't like this
this generation don't know that struggle he introduced another great topic when you
running from a gang but you ran out of run out of breath
you realize you not in shape
they caught us
we gotta square up with these 20 niggas
oh you run from a nigga
and you realize
he's way faster than you
yeah alright
you hit his
you hit his sneakers
you're like oh this nigga
cause I'm at max speed
right now
then you gotta play
the card game
which way I'm going
that's worse
when you end the fight
and you're like
oh you are agile
I'm playing the card game
with a nigga
I totally misread this you can fight I'm getting a card game with a nigga I totally misread this
you can fight
I'm getting on the roof
of the fucking Malibu
oh my god
that is hilarious
yo
y'all are stupid
no you know
you know when you like
god damn
this nigga is fast
that's why I'm thankful
because in the hood
Jersey City was
eight miles long right
and when I was there
it's a scary eight miles
you kind of knew
like who could fight
Who would shoot you
Right
Who had the gun on them
At the basketball court
Like you knew
Right
So it was cool
Plenty of fights
I was with the shits
At the basketball court
Plenty I just was cool
Yeah
You know who to relax with
You know I'm just
Hey don't
Yeah
Live to fight another day
Yeah
Cause see this
This is the strongest muscle In your body Live to fight another day Nigga see this this is the this is the strongest muscle
in your life to fight another day nigga i got next i'm smaller than you i won i'm not trying
to turn this up i won i waited five next to play now you want to come beat me up no nigga you got
it i'm playing next oh my god all right new music new music new music right wait i didn't even do
a shout out to our YouTube.
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Shout out to our YouTube viewership.
Shout out to our audience listening wide, wherever you're listening at.
Shout out to our first and last time listeners.
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Oh, so before we get to new music, right, we had to upload mishap.
Don Cheadle, come on. Come on, Don Cheadle, because I caught right, we had to upload mishap. Don Cheadle, come on.
Come on, Don Cheadle, because I caught a lot of heat from your mishap.
I caught a lot of heat from your mishap.
Again, when shit happens, like, Joe just be getting beat down.
Like, the episode goes up on Spotify by mistake, and for four days I've been dealing with,
oh, fumbled the rollout.
Oh, you did all that without a plan?
Yeah, I've seen a lot of analysis.
Oh, my God.
Expert analysis.
Yeah, Jesus.
It's all right.
It happens.
No, it's not all right with me, Maul.
It's all right.
It's not all right.
Because you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.
You can't play both sides of the fence.
You can't say, yo, Joe wants $250 dollars and why you ain't got it yet right right because we can't
upload you can't do both so save on walk us all through what that was um it was really just a
coding thing he lied anybody who has a podcast. Y'all niggas worship him.
It's an RSS feed that was coding
and it was just
a code among us
that a test
could have
prevented that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever, man.
Just don't let it happen again.
Don't let it happen again.
It won't happen again.
We're good.
I think I have
an alternate theory.
What's your alternate theory?
He's in cahoots?
Well,
before the last podcast, he came in in here high-fived us all and
said yo i gotta be honest ever since you guys left the uh took the pod off of spotify our numbers
have quadrupled they did okay so he might be in cahoots with them down the dial. With Peola? With Danny? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Him and old Eckie.
Eckie boy.
No.
You guys are definitely cahooting.
You cahooting?
You also have to remember the Need to Know podcast,
Savon especially, is part of the loudspeaker Charlemagne network.
Oh, it's a deeper docker.
I'm not, though.
It's a deeper docker criminal league.
In this story, you are. Yeah. Rightcker criminal league. In this story, you are.
Right now, on this episode, you are.
Damn, Charlamagne gave you the coding for this one?
Yeah, it was just the coding. He used Charlamagne's
RSS feed.
Barry Brothers added again.
It's Joe and Maul silent on this
matter. Don't let it happen again. You hurt?
I knew it was bad when Savon FaceTimed me.
Savon's never FaceTimed me to ask you about the coding
he was like
yo they're sending you
an email code
I was like
look at Savon
with his chain out
fucking 110 carat gold
man with the salmon
that shit might be
a thousand carat gold
a thousand carat
what carat gold that is that's turn your neck green carat gold. A thousand carat? What carat gold that is?
That's turn your neck green carat.
But who you start knowing hard like that for?
Us.
The ladies.
For us?
Yeah.
I'm not fucking you, nigga.
This nigga put his chain off of me.
Trying to make us look good.
All right, come on.
New music, new music, new music.
Friday happened.
A lot of new music came out.
A lot to get to.
A lot to discuss.
Yeah.
Where we starting?
Take it away.
You want to start with the Butcher Coming?
We can start with the Butcher Coming.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Sorry, how did you pronounce that?
The Butcher Coming?
Never mind.
Butcher Coming, nigga.
You made it one word.
How you say it?
I don't.
Hit boy back on a tear the butcher is on his way
the butcher's coming dude
back on a
dude
back on a tear
hit boy
Benny the Butcher
Bird and the Proof album
yeah
in your phone
right this very second
this is 12 tracks
12 tracks are hard right to it right
to the point he did get right to it um i like it a lot yeah i like it a lot i like all the features
i love the beats i love the rhymes this is my type of hip-hop yeah me too i feel like i damn
near say that with every griselda release but this one was different for me yeah probably because
a hit boy yeah it's more um i more modern, I guess, production style.
I don't want to say modern because that's not really accurate.
It's more mainstream
than Griselda's typical sound.
This felt like an album that
could have came out in the early 2000s.
Yeah.
This felt like one of those type of...
It felt a little early rockish.
Yeah, it did.
It did.
And that's a nod to Hit Boy and, you know, Benny's lyrics on the whole project.
It's just good to hear Benny like put together songs.
Yeah.
Like production, lyrics, hooks.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And yeah, man, I love it.
That's my only nod.
I would have liked some more hooks.
One or more hooks?
From Benny or from features? Okay. I'm actually. That's my only knock. I would have liked some more hooks. Wanted more hooks?
From Benny or from features?
Okay.
It didn't have to be Benny, actually. I actually think the complete opposite.
I love that there's not a lot of hooks.
You like that?
Mm-hmm.
And I mean, I love the hook Dom did.
Dom Kennedy's hook is great.
Freddie's hook is great.
But I kind of love on these type of beats, Benny just going.
I guess to what Joe's saying.
Nah, you can't.
To what Joe's saying, I wouldn't
have minded a more,
at least one shot at
a more commercial attempt, if that makes sense.
Like one more record?
Like a more, like something that might
could be like a... Something you could play around a girl.
Okay.
That's the only not-to-see, but that being said, I love it.
When I finished this project, that's what I said to
myself outside of how amazing it is.
Right.
But then I was like, well, he let us hear what he has coming.
Yeah.
And I can play that around a girl.
Yeah, it's a fact.
So maybe he's doing the one-two punch thing.
So I'm not going to kill him for that.
I'm not going to kill him for that.
Yeah, because that one is going to be played around girls.
I wouldn't kill him for that anyway because that's not what I want from him.
But it would have been interesting to hear, I guess,
is all I'm saying.
I think Benny is capable because we have heard
a record where that is possible.
But I don't, and this isn't Benny specific,
I don't need every artist to try to hit every checkbox
for me.
Me either.
And it's not easy to do that.
It would have been interesting being that you're with
someone who has delivered hit records many times. It would have been interesting being that you're with someone who has delivered hit records many times.
It would have been interesting to see a swing for the fence in that regard.
But that being said, I love the album.
I wasn't disappointed at all.
If this album didn't make you just have 12 bars in the talk, then I don't know what to
tell you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think every rapper, every lyricist that listens to this project, they definitely
was like, damn, I wish he would have called me for that.
I would have smoked that beat.
And that's, you know, Hit-Boy is just on a run right now.
Yeah.
He's on a tear.
He's moving.
This is a perfect car album.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I like the fact that artists seem like they're doing that more, like locking in with
one producer for an entire project.
Niggas get one Mazda and want to tell you the car music huh
no
sit in the front seat
of your Uber
steal a car
whatever you do
like whatever it takes
just be in a car
get a zip car
you know whatever
this is one where
you need to be
at a dashboard
it's really really good music
it really is
I'm happy for Benny
he took his time with this
hit boy shout
out the hit boy freddie gibbs you know everybody was a part of this project went crazy on his verse
yeah kind of went nuts when you people hear me say that blank isn't one isn't really the greatest
of executives is shit like this right like am i just gonna say it good uh is this
officially on that blank label chuck i don't think benny was ever even signed to that ever
that's my point oh yeah no no i got you got you got you i misunderstood what you said
mistake misunderstood you that is a grave. It's been like an industry
secret for a little while now, but
now that Benny is just going to do shit like this,
like drop this kind of fire,
when it made me want to rap,
it got me to, damn,
same exact, same mistake.
And not only that, it was with two different
opportunities. It could have been at
Shady. It could have been at Def Jam.
You would have made a lot of sense at Defady. It could have been at Def Jam. He would have made a lot of sense
at Def Jam
because that's the
cloth of Def Jam.
And great for Benny.
Yeah.
Great the mistake happened.
This sounds like
a Def Jam album.
No shit.
How did you get
to the head of Def Jam,
have this guy
in your vicinity
and not say,
hey, two and two is four?
Yeah, yeah.
That's nuts.
Yeah.
But I'm not going
to harp on that.
No.
But it's just something
I thought about
when I finished the album.
And shout out to the
real executive behind this
is West Side.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, sir.
Round of applause for West, man.
We all got to always look to
old industry execs.
Yeah, no.
You know what I'm saying?
Not at all.
No, West is certainly
an executive.
Yeah.
A top executive
in hip hop right now. Yeah. I love Khan. He know how I feel about him, but I'm an executive, a top executive in hip-hop right now.
I love Khan.
He know how I feel about him, but I'm so mad, Khan, that you changed that one bar on that verse.
He know what bar I'm talking about.
We don't know.
I got to text him and ask him why he changed it.
No, because that verse leaked.
Hope he doesn't get in trouble.
He went crazy on that verse.
Yeah, no, that verse leaked.
The fuck is he talking about?
No, that verse leaked that he had on there.
He played it on his Instagram Live, and he had a real important bar on that verse that's on his project.
But I listened to it last night.
He changed that bar.
And I just want to ask him why, because I thought that bar was really important, and it was really hard.
But it's probably a conversation that happened.
He dissed Yellow Wolf, too?
No, no, no, no.
It wasn't a diss.
It was a nipsey bar.
Oh, no. It wasn't a diss. It was a nipsey bar. Oh, okay.
And, you know,
somebody probably felt the type of way and he changed it,
but the bar was super hard.
But he changed it.
But I gotta ask him why he changed it.
Because that bar was hard.
And I thought it was an important bar.
He might have had my favorite verse
on the whole project,
not to take away from anybody else,
but he went crazy on that verse.
Yeah, but that is taken away
from everybody else, I'm sorry.
I don't think so.
No.
Like the artist with the album. Ross's verse is crazy. Who had about 17 everybody else I'm sorry I don't think so Like the artist With the album
Ross's verse
Who had about 17 verses
Let's talk about features
Ross's verse
Was crazy too
Yeah
Real solid
I have this
Off of first few listens
High in my album
Of the year
Conversation
I see a lot of people
Saying that
A lot of people
Damn that to me
It was like yo
This album is definitely
One of the best rap albums
Of the year.
It's somewhere in the conversation. And I have Pray for Paris and Conway's last album up there, too.
Yeah.
All three of them.
I wanted to counter some of this bullshit that y'all are saying, but I can't.
Because the truth of the matter is, I haven't listened to any albums this year.
I haven't listened to any albums this year.
No, you listened to most of them.
Not all of them.
But you listened to most rap albums.
Hey, give me a list of the albums that came out this year.
Because the whole year for me is kind of like in a blur.
Yeah.
It's just every week.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
It's too much.
It's a lot of shit, man.
I don't want to hear all y'all niggas.
I don't.
Well, Sean, Detroit 2.
That Chris Brown and Young Thug shit
Was crazy
Yeah that album was dope
I guess that would be
Rap album
Sort of
Okay this isn't rap
Yeah this album
This year
This is just all the music
They can't
Baby's album was dope
Pop Smoke's album
Is definitely up there
Yeah
Nas
Nas is definitely up there Another hit boy Nas. Nas is definitely up there.
Another hit boy.
Was Boldy in Alchemist this year?
Yep.
Was it?
May have been.
If it was,
that's definitely high.
Yeah,
Pristina.
Oh,
I didn't say it last week.
Freddie Gibbs.
Oh,
Alfredo is definitely up there.
Yeah,
yeah.
Yo,
when Roy gets excited
talking about hip hop,
I love it.
Like,
wait a minute.
We didn't say Alfredo,
you guys.
I mean,
Joe,
hey man, I love hip hop. I know. Alfredo is,'t say Alfredo, you guys. I mean, Joe.
Hey, man.
I love hip hop.
I know.
Alfredo is, yeah, Alfredo is up there.
Hell yeah.
And we don't have to do this right now.
Because clearly a lot of music came out this year.
I know Sugar was just shit. Shit load of music.
What's Sugar?
Never mind.
That was Meg's album, right?
I don't know what Sugar is.
Yeah, that was Meg's album.
You didn't hear it?
No.
Okay.
Was that even this year?
I think that was last year.
No, that was this year.
Was it?
Yeah.
Whatever.
Wayne funeral.
Oh, Roy's shit was this year.
That's definitely in the contention.
Absolutely.
And it makes,
with everything that's going on now,
the allegory makes so much,
it just hits different now.
Yeah.
We got three months left in the year.
We don't have to address album of the year right now.
Sure.
And Rory's entitled to it.
No, it's a lot of good music this year.
I think that's what Rory was trying to say.
And this is another one to put in that category of a lot of really good rap music, rap album
this year.
All I'm saying is this is definitely up there.
No, I agree.
For album of the year.
I agree.
Ty Dolla Sign album next week, right?
Yes, featuring Ty Dolla Sign.
Featuring Ty Dolla Sign.
It's a phenomenal title.
I love that name.
I love the album title.
I feel it puts
a lot of pressure on him.
It does.
Well, there's a lot
of pressure on him
regardless if that was
the title of the album or not.
Yeah, but you can put
more pressure on yourself
with the title of your album
and I think he managed
to do just that.
I think Ty Dolla,
I'm going to say it now,
I think Ty Dolla is going to drop a fucking bomb. I think he managed to do just that I think I think Tyler I'm gonna say it now I think Ty Dolla is gonna drop a fucking bomb I think he has a shitload of music that he's been
holding and I think he's gonna really really surprise people so that that's what scares me
though what that he has a shit ton of music you don't want to hear all of it I want the 12 track
best Ty Dolla yeah I don't want it don't want 24 records I know Ty has 30 records
sitting on a hard drive
that are amazing
he might have 60
for sure
absolutely
yeah I want it to be
a real concise
to the point
Ty Dolla joint
yeah
I'm with you on that
cause you know he get
every feature on earth
you know like
he could do
one of those 30 track albums
that'll still be great
but I need that concise
Ty Dolla album
yeah
that's in general though I might be with I might be with the White Tadalic album. Yeah, that's in general though. I might be
with the white mom on this one.
I like concise albums in general.
Anything over like 45,
15 minutes is... Yeah, you lose me after like
52 minutes. I'm like, alright, well
he's put out three singles so far, so how do y'all
feel about him? I like the one that came out last
night. Me too. Yeah.
I like what I'm hearing. I mean, he's
just an artist that we all love we've expressed
it we've given him you know some shit because we're like give us the fucking album and the
album's coming now so now it's just like okay let's wait for it but we know what he's capable
of right and like you said he can get the biggest features he can get the biggest production
so he's in this unique spot where
nothing that happens can ever affect him.
And I still feel like that's the case right here.
Like if this album comes out and is not what we all expect, it doesn't really affect him.
He's going to continue to smoke every feature of the universe.
And it'll be on one of the biggest records during the hook in the next month.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, that's just where I get confused
with Ty
but
I mean
I can't wait
to hear it
yeah
I've been
I've been screaming
for this for a long
time
this whole podcast
has
why I don't
really pay too
much attention
to the Ty
singles
and I do like
the one that came
out last night
the by yourself
joint
yeah
I think what's
gonna separate
Ty on the album
is
what's gonna
separate
the album
cut like the miracle joints from Free TC.
Like those is what I care about from a Ty album.
What if you don't get it?
I'm cool with that.
I'll be upset.
If you don't get it?
Yeah, I'm cool with that.
I have enough Ty Dolla singles that are fire and amazing.
I need the Ty B-sides.
That's what I care about.
Y'all are the most lenient consumers.
Why is that?
Because they're just cool with everything.
No, no, no.
I'm cool with the opposite.
What do y'all have a gripe with?
Anything?
No, no, listen.
I'm saying I'm cool with that because we got it already, and I got to stop expecting the
same shit from artists that I love.
It's like if you keep expecting Prince to give you Purple Rain, it's like, no, he gave
you that already.
The artists are somewhere different in their lives.
They're making music different.
They've seen different shit.
They've seen the world.
They have different experiences to talk about now.
So I don't want that from ty anymore i give me the new shit but make it dope like give me the dope see i hate everything about your example because for as
much as we love ty he hasn't given us his purple rain yet no no no no i'm definitely not comparing
and if he ever gave us his no his version of whatever that is right right if he ever gave us his version of whatever that is. Right. Right. If he ever gave that to us, then I probably would just shut the fuck up because we satisfy.
Right.
But for as great as that album was that we love.
We're saying the same thing right now.
I have enough Ty Dolla hits.
Never on earth you could ever say Ty Dolla can't make hit records.
I am curious about Ty Dolla B-side.
Because Free TC had some fire album cuts.
Facts.
And I need more of that from him
because I know he's incredible,
just as incredible as he is at making singles.
And he's fresh off stage singing with Wifey.
Billboard Awards, him and Brandy performed.
They did amazing.
Both of them. Did they do LA they do la no oh that's unfortunate
they did a record that they put out today it's in my phone yeah they just
no tomorrow stay away from my girls releases
don't just don't but don't just know i'm off the dome like that though like look it up
he's like yo no tomorrow part 2
you know what I'm saying
just dropped
what's wrong with this guy
oh yeah
god forbid he listens
to a legend
they smoked that though
they did smoke that
performance
really happy for
Ty Dolla $ign
and I can't wait
to hear the project
and I still love this name
me too
I still love this name
great name for an album
I need Ballad Ty
yeah
I need that
I do
More Horses in the Stable
Miracle
Yeah
Finale
Right
Guard Down
LA
That type of tie
Yeah but leave that
To the kings that got
Horses in the Stable
Rory man
I actually think
It's a little misogynistic Joe
I'm
More in the
Women empowerment movement
But that's just That's just me Yeah That is you Nah think about it That's your brand I actually think it's a little misogynistic, Joe. I'm more in the women empowerment movement.
That's just me.
Yeah, that is you.
Now I think about it.
That's your brand.
That's just me.
As soon as you step foot in Clubhouse, I'm roasting you.
I'm going to light you up.
I'm lighting him up with his little pod, Joe. I'm not going in none of your rooms.
Real nigga rooms.
All right, what's going on?
What's going on?
Did y'all want to do TI before we got to Young Daddy?
Who is Young Daddy Pause Who's Young Daddy
Who's that
What's Duke's name
Young Blue
Oh Blue
That's sick
That you went right to Young Daddy
Daddy
You just call everyone Daddy
And he's a young daddy
How old is this guy
This is the part on the internet
Where they take the clip
Yeah of course
Insert like
Yeah
Yeah we know
Well we need to take care
Of our young fathers
Because they get put
Into circumstances
That they may not be ready for
And we don't want to see
That affect the child
So I see what Joe
Is trying to do here
Rory's real woke today
Young daddy
Yeah Rory's awake
I may have had a Red Bull
You know T.I.?
The Libra? I haven't had a Red Bull. Oh, T.I.? The Libra?
I haven't had a chance to listen to it.
I listened to the first five tracks.
And I can't wait to.
This isn't a chance thing.
I'm excited to listen to this album.
I just haven't yet.
He said this isn't a chance thing?
No.
He said, I haven't listened, but I can't wait to.
I'm at the edge of my seat.
I love T.I.
Yeah, I listened to the first five.
Yeah, I got about halfway through
It's a long album
Yeah
But it sound good though
The tracks I heard sound good
Such critical analysis
Hit make all over that
I didn't get a chance to listen
It just came out
Well listen
You crowned album in a year
On a joint that just came out
I know
I had to go with that one
I had to take a pick
You're not getting all that
And Benny is a friend
No more expeditiously for you a friend. No more Expedition for you.
Well, shout out.
No more for Rory.
Well, shout out to Benner.
Benner was the
project manager
of this album.
Okay, shout out Benner.
So.
That's dope.
So either way,
I think it's dope.
I'm definitely
going to listen to it.
This is one of our legends,
so you've got to listen to it.
Didn't Berg
executive produce it?
I believe he did. Yeah, he did. Oh, so shout out to it. Didn't Berg executive produce it? I believe he did.
Yeah, he did.
Oh, so shout out to Berg.
I didn't know that part.
Yeah, he did.
Now I'm more excited, Joe.
So I said it sounds good.
The first five I listened to sound really good.
Yeah, I made it through up to the Snoop record.
But this is T.I., though.
The T.I. has never made an album that I was like, that was terrible.
You know what I mean?
So it's going to be good at least.
It's going to be a good album.
You know that.
But I'll get into it.
The first five tracks I heard
would sound good, though.
Go ahead.
Joe, any thoughts?
I was just checking to make sure
there was no more new music
that I was forgetting about.
No, there's a lot more.
There's plenty more.
There's a lot of music.
Black Thought.
Black Thought, Sean C.
I can't wait to get to this.
Volume 3.
Shout out to Sean C.
I was ugly-faced for 35 minutes straight. Yeah, Parson and I were. And after that, you got, what, the cute face again? to this I was ugly face for 35 minutes straight
Yeah
And after that you got what the cute face again
Yeah I was cute again
The curls came back
Long hair don't care
Black thought make him shake his hair
Park shaking his hair
To Sean C in Black Thought
It's mad funny
Letting it hang in the shower That song was really good though Park shaking his hair to Sean C. in Black Thought is mad funny.
Letting it hang in the shower.
Nah,
that song was really good though.
Yeah,
what we were listening to sounded nuts.
I gotta really live with this one.
What's your joint,
Stake Em?
I'm sorry?
Stake Em,
track nine.
Oh,
I don't know the names of the songs.
I never know names of songs.
Well,
I like Stake Em.
I never remember the names of songs.
We Could Be Good
with C.S. Armstrong.
That shit was dope.
It was really good.
I think it's Fuel, maybe, one of the last songs that was real dope.
The first three songs are crazy.
This is different from the other streams of thought.
There's a little bit more production value, I guess, as far as hooks.
I was about to say the Good Morning track with Swizz and Pusha T and Killer Mike.
Yeah, that one's been out for a while.
We premiered that, Mo.
Yeah, I know, but that's one that I really like, though.
I really like that record.
Yeah, it's dope.
But the last few streams of thought were dope, but it was just him going crazy over essentially
loops for 15, 20 minutes, whatever the length of the project was.
This one's got a little bit more structure and production, songs melding together,
shit like that. Much more features.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it was definitely more album-esque.
Yeah,
I would have never guessed
a Black Thoughts Schoolboy Q
record together.
but that goes back
to what I was saying,
like,
sometimes we get caught up
in artists that we love,
and then some of the newer acts,
and we like,
I would never put them together,
but then you put them together
and it works.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah,
Sean's going crazy. I feel the same way
that should go crazy
in the Apple Watch
in the Apple Watch
it did
so it was knocking
in the Apple Watch
I felt that way
about seeing Nas
Favio
and Ferg on paper
and I fucking listen
to that song every day
and I think
I just didn't think
that would be a song
I'd like
and I love it
yeah and I think
Hip Boy said
that's the only song
from the album
that charted
that would make sense
yeah
while we at it let's clear Favio's name with that shit that we brought up in the last part Yeah, and I think Hit-Boy said that's the only song from the album that charted. That would make sense.
While we at it, let's clear Fabio's name with that shit that we brought up in the last part about that assault charge.
Yeah, people kill me about that.
Why you didn't keep the same energy for Fabio?
It was something that just broke.
We don't know much about it.
Well, I'm glad that you didn't because shortly after, his pregnant fiance came forth and said, hey, just want everybody to know
I did not press charges on him.
I did not call the police on him,
nor will I be cooperating
against the father of my children
that was a nosy neighbor,
sent the cops over,
and this is the cops doing.
I'm not cooperating.
That's that.
Everything is fine.
Okay, to the listeners
that were trying to kill me about this.
Well, you got to talk
to your young boys.
No.
You know I'm all going to
talk to the young boys.
Got to.
Yeah, so just wanted
to clear that up
because we did mention it
on the last pod.
Now, where were we?
New music?
New music.
We were.
We're not going to edit
out Young Daddy?
Of course not.
That's the title
of the podcast.
Come on, man.
All right, if Young Daddy stays in We gotta talk about
More paying rent in LA
It's a fact
Who's paying rent
I don't have a spot in LA
I wish I did
That's the point
That's what make it really mutt
Oh you think that I'm paying
Someone's rent
You paying rent
And you can't even stay there
Cause Duke is through
Look at how you think of me
You think that's how
I'm giving it up?
You hitting shorty. Yo, I'm there on the 17th.
She's like, ah, so is he.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Killer Trav.
Never.
Crazy as hell. That's how
Morgan's around. It's tricking shit.
Killer Trav said, what's that you from? Yeah, I know.
Oh, just the Bronx? He said,
he'll kill you.
Yeah, I know. You only just the bronx he said he'll kill you yeah i know you only have the bronx he said if you step one foot in here that's your ass imagine and he said it from the wi-fi you
pay from yeah more gotta go call big joe i wish i was paying rent now later it's hot over here
big's like fam i'm doing like puma shit Fam You don't get the fuck
Out of here
Yeah
He went trying to call
St. John
He was at a rave
Yeah
Nobody picked up
You got nothing to say
No
Okay
Not at all
So you're not gonna tell us
About Lover's Lane at all
I don't have Lover's Lane
There's no lane
It's dry action
It's dry
It's like really dry
Let's get into Maul a little bit
For real
Come on Second episode back I think Maul We got's like really dry. Let's get into Maul a little bit, for real. Come on.
Second episode back.
We got a lot of new listeners that's like, ooh, Maul.
Nobody said that.
I think Maul has evolved and he won't tell us.
And I think Maul is paying at least somebody's Wi-Fi right now.
No.
At least.
Cell phone bill?
Fios.
No.
Nobody.
You strike me as a Fios guy.
Not, man.
He said he's not even paying for
only fans so did you add her to your netflix at least oh so if you have my netflix account that's
but that's that's years there's nothing that doesn't that doesn't mean anything technically
that's tricking is it's low level tricking okay yeah a few got my uh netflix password
i could tell when they got a new dude i'm like going my Recently watched him Like you not watching that alone
Which one of y'all
When your algorithm start changing
Yeah it's like alright
Which one of y'all watching this shit
I clicked on my Amazon prom
To make sure
The person's password
Was still effective with me
It was
It was still there
It was
That means there's still hope
She's still holding on
There's a new season of
The Boys on there
That's a good show though I gotta watch it Did you of the boys on there that's a good show though
i gotta watch it did you watch it no no no it's a good show just a little bit i watched um i played
this weird game at night where i frantically search for a show for an hour click on it and
then it has to keep my attention as i'm glued to my phone oh yeah it's really weird it's really
weird have you guys watched Ratchet yet? No.
Somebody told me.
I started it.
I only watched like 20 minutes of it.
I finished that shit as far.
I didn't watch it, but I mean.
I heard it's kind of like Umbrella Academy.
Did you see that?
No.
Oh, okay.
I just watched the House of Haunting Eli.
That shit was ass.
Was it?
Yeah.
Was it from a Giants fan?
Listen, man.
Sometimes you got to shoot.
Sometimes you got to shoot.
No, but when the defender's closing, you can give him a little pump fake and two dribbles.
You know when it leaves, you already know it's going to be a bad joke?
Bill Burr got him hot.
Bill Burr got him hot.
He is shooting away.
It was an Eli-esque shot, not for nothing.
Yeah, we got it.
I mean, if I structured it a little different, it could have been good.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
All right.
Netflix is really slow on new content.
Yeah, they have been.
For like a long time now.
Yeah.
No, they just got us Moneyball from 2013.
Oh.
Yeah, Netflix has been.
I saw that this morning.
It's been slow.
They tried to reel me in the last three nights.
They got Boomerang
on Netflix now.
Chill out.
Eddie out there.
I was like,
who's not going to click
on Boomerang on Netflix?
I see what y'all doing.
Their movie game
has been trash for a really long time.
Me and the 22-year-old
I'm laying with.
What is this?
You got to put it on.
It's a joke.
You got to put them on.
I know it's a joke,
but I'm just saying,
if you're ever in that position.
My day is in laying
with 22-year-olds over. Yeah, but you got to put them on to the classics. You never seen I know it's a joke, but I'm just saying, if you're ever in that position. My days in lane with 22-year-olds.
Yeah, but you had to put them on to the classics.
You never seen this?
The fucked up shit is when you fuck a 22-year-old
and they don't want to talk to you no more.
Especially because they didn't know
how to talk to begin with.
They just sit on their phone all night?
Yeah.
I hate when girls,
like young girls do that.
They'll be on their phone the whole time
and then roll over
and just start grabbing your meat.
I'm like, listen, talk to me.
I'm here.
Get to know me.
I have opinions.
Get to know me.
That's why I don't want to skip over the point you just made of putting Shorty on to that.
Have you ever tried to put a younger person on to something?
Yes.
It's the most stressful, worst situation ever.
Yeah.
When it's like a period piece from when you were around.
Yeah.
She's Instagramming her way through Purple Rain.
I'm like, yo, fam, you know what?
She don't even know.
You don't deserve Lake Minnetonka.
You don't.
You don't.
You don't.
Fuck that.
So wait, the guy in the high heels does what here?
Yeah, I know.
Try putting them on to the hood classics, like New Jack City.
Oh, my God.
That happened.
Instagram and all that.
You hear the memes.
She's laughing.
You don't even understand what Nino and them
was about to do.
You don't even see
the operation they setting up.
She on there just following
all the bitches
who got the bags you want.
Joe is triggered.
That felt like a...
You can't freestyle that.
That's not a freestyle.
That felt personal.
You got to really go through that.
You're like,
oh, that's why you following them because they want that Birkin. That's the only reason that chicks follow chicks, man. That's not a freestyle. That felt personal. You got to really go through that. Like, you're like, oh, that's why you following them?
Because they want that Birkin?
That's the only reason that chicks follow chicks, man.
That's the only reason for style, what they wearing.
Yeah, that's what that shit is about.
Yeah.
No, it's true.
Say, man, why you got your flashlight on?
All right.
You good?
Why you said my fault?
Couple people.
What y'all do when y'all just get inserted into the close friends off like on the humbug?
What does that mean?
Depending on who it is, it's like, oh, okay.
Then it's like the randoms.
You'd be like, I'm not your close friend.
And you get offended if it's the girls you don't like.
It's awkward when you have someone muted and they put you in the close friends.
Like they want you to see them?
That was a mistake.
I didn't hear the punchline.
Yeah, no, it wasn't a punchline.
They put me in the close friends and me going ham on light-skinned bald niggas with beards.
This seems directed and specific.
How many people are in this close friends?
Just me and Common?
They start getting all this shit.
Oh, my.
They start going nuts.
Yo, wait. So I got a funny story too
what
oh man
what
oh man
let me try
let me try
let me tell y'all
what my mans did
oh yeah man
let me tell you
what happened to my man
and uh
a friend of mine
y'all don't know
I know
I know
I know let me tell you what happened to my man. A friend of mine, y'all don't know. I know, I know, I know.
Let me tell you what happened to my man.
Trying to get slick in them little Insta stories.
Hey, they learned to meet my man.
Hey, they taught his ass a good lesson.
Yo, so chicks get in the stories.
Trying to get their engagement up.
Yeah.
They're like, all chicks get in the story. She's trying to get the engagement up. Yeah. They're like,
all right, y'all.
I'm going to date somebody soon.
Tell me who y'all think
I should be dating.
Right?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
So here come the fans.
No, no, no.
You were speaking to a chick
that asked Instagram
who she should be dating
and thought that this
was going to end good?
I wasn't speaking to anyone.
Your man, your man, your man.
I don't think he was speaking to anyone.
He clicked on a story,
and they tried to get their engagement games going on.
So I was like, hey.
Ask a question type of shit?
Yeah, yeah.
It was one of them type of things.
They just throwing names out there.
Ah, Chris Brown, Drake, Jim Jones.
They throw names out there, right?
So this girl must have been
I already know
where this is going
they put the
percentage up
yes no
it was killing
wait so the
percentage was
they put you in a
pole
no my man they put my man in a pole wait so the percentage was Wait, they put you in a pole? No, my man
They put my man in a pole
Wait, so the pole
The pole was killing my man
But little did they know
My man had already had like an encounter
Oh, see, that did
That negates all of that
So while the pole was killing my man
Yeah
He replied in the one with his name
Yeah Like tried to get an answer out of it Like, hey, you and such and such When the poll was killing my man, he replied in the one with his name. Yeah.
Like, tried to get an answer out of it.
Like, hey, you and such and such had a good time.
Wait, what did you answer on the poll to see the numbers?
Did you answer yes?
I've never even done nothing like this.
I mean, what did your man answer?
Yes or no?
But yeah, you wouldn't have voted for your man.
Your man voted for himself?
Your man can't vote for himself. That should be crazy you vote for yourself and the numbers come back you be at a strong 11
all right hold up all right how long did this poll been up two hours
yo so my man votes for himself he sends the message yo, you and such and such had a good time that evening it seemed like.
Yeah.
Right?
And then she hit him back like,
yo, yeah, I thought we was vibing.
Oh, he has a podcast.
Okay.
And she hit him back like...
I mean, it's a popular thing now.
Yeah, everyone has one.
Crit.
She hit him back like,
yo, I thought we was vibing,
but then I heard the pod
and I see what you want,
so the fuck out of it.
Oh, my God.
The fuck out of here, nigga.
That's terrible.
You lost the vote. That's terrible. You lost the vote.
That's terrible.
That's fucked up.
Did your man reply still beat, though?
I didn't even speak to my man since then.
That's the crazy part.
Who went out?
That's the crazy part about it.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, whatever, man.
I'm out to D.C.
Yo, you don't be...
Your man is out to D.C.
I mean, yeah.
Yo, this is all comedy style, by the way.
Of course.
Of course.
This is all comedy.
In case Snow is listening.
Y'all don't be tight when the cute girl, you can't comment on her story no more.
Y'all don't be tight.
I'll be laughing.
They don't kick the fire emojis anymore.
Who gives a fuck?
I didn't know you could comment on stories.
I get right to the message icon on her page.
You didn't block this one, sis.
Hey,
what I said was
keep looking good.
You got to find your way
around all the roadblocks.
She thought that was going to work.
I could still message you.
But you admire that move,
but you'd just be mad at it.
Yeah.
Because you're in the moment.
You're getting it off
Put a little
Nah you know what that means
Usually means
She got a boyfriend
She got a boyfriend now
And I know
You already know what that means
Yeah
You be checking the DMs
Yeah of course
You can't check your girl's DMs though
That's crazy
That's a fact
Why would you check your girl's DMs
To see what's in there
No
Nah
You don't wanna see that
Nah
No one wants to see that
No thanks
No you don't wanna see that
Nah
Why
There's nothing good in there
I mean I'm not going to look But why There's nothing good in there i mean i'm not going
to look but there's nothing good in there i don't want it's a bad good shit i don't want to see text
messages it's goodies in there if your girl is hot
fucking jaw talk you got a hottie you got a smoker hey if you got a hottie on your hands
there's some goodies in there look at Park falling for all that rim shit.
No, babe.
No one's hit me in years.
No, she shows me her DMs.
I was telling her, girl, she started telling me
the DMs,
dudes that was in her DMs.
I was like,
I don't have a chance in hell.
The weekend.
I was like,
what the fuck am I going to do?
Mulvers, Abel.
What the fuck am I going to do with that?
Is that why you're growing your hair out? No. Hell no. I was like, what the fuck am I going to do with that? Mulvers, Abel. What the fuck am I going to do with that?
Is that why you're growing your hair out? No.
Hell no.
That's why you got the braids?
Nigga's scared to fuck behind the weekend.
Yo, man.
Nah, come on.
You can put it down behind Abel.
Don't tell me who I can put it down behind.
He don't put it down like you.
Don't tell me no I can put it down Behind my neck Don't tell me no shit He don't put it down Like you Don't tell me no shit Like that
It's the nastiest
Mall remix of all time
That's some funny shit
Yeah but don't go
On your girls damn shit
You don't want to see that
Bad dicks
Oh yeah you don't
Want to see that
It's terrible
You confronted Abel
In the stew
Never
Should be fucked up
When you losing out
On gaining traction
From the knife man
on like the magic.
Gaining traction.
You was almost there.
He beat you to it.
Father damn a flalo.
Why I oughta.
But he's funny also.
He has a great personality.
He's tall.
Yeah.
He listens.
I know. He's tall. He has a lot of he's tall he listens I know
he's tall
he has a lot of free time
were we done with
were we done with music
I actually thought
this was a good
segue into
the next record
oh look at that
who else but us
we didn't even talk about
this
this
yeah
yeah I'm not
Young Blue
you're not getting
a young daddy out of me again
his name is Young Blue
Young Blue
well Young Blue put out a record getting a young daddy out of me again, buddy. His name is Young Blue. Young Blue.
Well, Young Blue put out a record with Drake.
That's daddy-ish.
Just accept it, bro. It's okay.
It'd be cooler if you just admitted.
Yo, that daddy-ish is sick.
Any nigga you know named Blue had all the bricks in the hood and a beamer and jewelry.
Allegedly.
Yes. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yes.
Allegedly.
Alright, Roy, get into it, man. Young Blue.
Well, Young Blue put out a remix with Drake, where Drake threw a verse on
your... Young Daddy and Champagne
Poppy collab collided
world. The Daddy collab?
Daddy and Poppy?
Look at the name of the song though
Your mind still?
Still
Yeah I feel that
That's real shit
Even when she moved on?
Yeah
When did that change?
When did she move on?
No you didn't move on
And even if she did
Still?
Okay
We might need a quick
Quick lyric breakdown
Of a part of Drake's verse man
He killed this verse
Turn it down for me need a quick quick lyric breakdown of a part of Drake's verse man he killed this Down to do best, they just came to me. And they contradicted everything you claim to be. We've been in this situation before.
I took you to the club and you hugged on somebody that I know.
And I know them type of hugs.
Same shit I do to women when I know I used to fuck.
And I know they with they nigga, but they never brought it up.
I'm down these days.
Down to do better.
Have y'all ever just went outside with Shorty for the first time in a public setting?
We spoke about this before.
And just start peeping things? He's still on our in a public setting we spoke about this before and just start peeping things he's still on ip yeah we spoke about this when you go you go to the club with
your girl and the security all the niggas know her and they don't know you like you right behind
and nobody speaks to you and they stop you to get in the club and yeah they say no he's with me
yeah they search you and they don't search her that's why you got to keep her in the car yeah
yeah i'll be right back
oh man
that's a real thing though
yo you stay put
in the parking lot though
like
you in the lot with him
you got your car
this is a known spot for you
nah chill chill chill
the dude parking your car
with your girl in the back
just
he hopped in
chill
what's your name nah I'll be right back Nah, chill, chill, chill, chill. The dude walking in and calling with your girl in the back seat. He hopped in. Chill.
Tell him,
what's your name?
Nah, I'll be right back.
Stay right here for 30 minutes.
That's a real thing, though.
That just let me know,
like,
even when you got money,
you gonna go through
certain shit
where it's just like...
Y'all thought the game...
I'll be sitting there like,
bitch,
why did you bring me here?
I have an ego.
Y'all thought the game
was fucked up before
and John wall finished rehabbing hey y'all thought it was just hard to know
John wall ACL is fixed This is the second episode of Joe has given us an injury report on John Wall.
What's up, Joe?
Hey, let me let y'all know, buddy.
He's a Wizards fan.
What do you want, man?
Hey, Sammy Watkins is almost healed up.
These bitches just flying to Kansas City.
I bet.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Le'Veon's on to Kansas City. They got four backs already. Oh, my God. Le'Veon signed to Kansas City.
They got four backs already.
Bitches is out.
Bitches is headed to Kansas City out here.
What's wrong with you, man?
Le'Veon cost me a whole fantasy season last year.
Nigga want to get a deal now.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Yo, y'all are idiots.
No, but this is real.
I like this verse, but it's real, man.
Drake is, he's... Rory, how many times has this happened to you, man? You sound triggered. No, but this is real. I like this verse, but it's real, man. Drake is, he's...
Rory, how many times has this happened to you, man?
You sound triggered.
Oh, it's happened often.
Nigga's hugging your bitch in front of you.
Yeah.
That shit is rough.
It's stinging a little bit, and then you got to...
They rubbing their pelvic on your bitch.
You and him talking about, yo, nice to meet you.
No, no The worst is
Yo what's your name again
Mind you
Mind you
She didn't introduce you
You introduced her yourself
Yo tell her
Tell her to hug your girl
Yo it's nice to meet you
You can't tell no nigga It's nice to meet you You can't tell them
The nigga that hugged your girl
Yo
You should
Rah
Roar
Oh it's your section
Rory like
Appreciate you having me
Rory like story
You want to fucking get a drink
Yo that's your bottle
Hey Rory
No that's a real thing though
Oh shit
Like you can't go to the club
With a girl and like She taking you Like you walk up behind her She go to a dude's table thing though Oh shit Like you can't go to the club With a girl and like
She taking you
Like you walk up behind her
She go to a dudes table
And you standing there
Like you can't do that
Never
Oh my god
You can't do that
God no
I'll wait over here
And if she don't introduce
Anytime you walking with a girl
In a part of your club
And she not introducing you
To none of the dudes
You should exit immediately
Everybody shut up
I wasn't finished
Imagining different Roy scenarios.
Wait, so listen.
Dude seen Roy there.
Let's just start whispering in our ears.
Yo, what you doing after this?
Yo, you free after that?
Fuck this nigga.
No, no, no.
He said, yo, you free after this?
Matter of fact, I see who you with.
You definitely free.
You definitely free. You definitely free.
Oh, shit.
That's so disrespectful, man.
Wow.
And look at what friends do when they realize a moment has triggered you.
Right.
Yeah, you got to.
That's the worst scenario.
That's what the homies are for.
No, no, it's happened to me, too.
I just get right into it.
So who that nigga was?
Who that nigga was?
And why you thought it was cool to have a fucking 15-minute conversation while I was ordering get right into it. So who that nigga was? Who that nigga was?
And why you thought it was cool
to have a fucking
15 minute conversation
while I was ordering
pineapple juice on the side?
And guess what she said?
You said you never
came to New York before.
That's the funny part.
How you know
a nigga ain't privileged?
And she replied with,
oh, that's just killer.
That's a callback
for all you comedian fans.
Oh my God. You had to hear me though. And why dude wrapped his arm in between me and you? that's a callback for all you comedian fans oh my god
you had to hear me though
and why do
wrapped his arm
like in between me and you
like he tried to divide
nah
he hugged both of y'all
the three y'all
was kind of weird
fam
three way hug
nah you about to
I was joking on Rory
I triggered you now
now you about to piss me off
cause when you cornered a girl
in some bullshit
she act like
you just made some shit
up out of Osmalt
oh no
he didn't fucking push you out the way
grab my titties
kiss me down
you didn't
you didn't see
wait
wait
I was standing right there
he tongued you down
my nigga
no he didn't
that's just Bobby
yeah I know
that's just
I know
anytime they get off that
oh that's just
I've known him
for like 10 years.
And in my head, I'm like, oh, so he had mad time to be here.
He was beating.
He's been beating for nine years.
Oh, see, I'm like, oh, I'm glad you do know him because we're following him.
I'm following that car to ask about that split he just did.
That is fucking funny.
Fuck out of here, man.
That nigga Bobby paying for our drink.
Yo, we get so triggered by the dumbest shit.
Don't pay for my drink, nigga.
That's some funny shit.
I got $14.
Yeah, fuck outta here.
I took you to the club and you hugged on somebody that I know.
And I know those type of hugs.
Funny shit is in the strip club, you on one side of the bar going ham, throwing your little 300 in the air.
Fucking CEO with some independent record label come in on the other side.
She was reserving a seat for him for hours.
Yeah, you're not seeing him no more.
She heads that way.
He starts throwing up thousands.
Big Cuban.
Big Cuban.
Yeah, yeah, bust down.
Big Cuban, huh?
You know what you little watch you got on?
Big Cubans.
This whole squad Cuban'd up.
And they not Cuban.
Yeah, and the whole squad Cuban'd up.
She ain't coming back to your bar in an hour
with that little ass cup of water you got.
No, no, no.
It's over.
It's over.
Yeah, but then the nigga look up.
This has happened to me before.
The nigga look up and like appreciate you.
So he starts saluting you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now you don't know if you want to be friends with the nigga
or he's sunning you.
He's sunning you.
You can't go over there and start talking to the nigga.
No, but he came to me.
He came to me.
Yo, Joe, if you need anything, we on the other side.
I'm like, yo, I'm fine.
I have everything I need in life.
I have all I need, buddy.
I don't need anything.
And then point to the chick that you came here for and say, she got you if you need anything.
Like, nah, I know it too.
Yo, and I like that bitch that you got on her knees picking up money.
It's a lot of money.
You got her on the floor.
I'm just handing it to her.
Nigga.
You start picking up the money with her?
Like, nah, nah, nah.
You did good tonight.
You did good tonight.
Fuck out of here.
You did good tonight.
What you said
your artist name was?
You said he got
some stuff coming?
I'm going to see.
Sleepers.
I got it.
I'll give him a spin.
Yeah, I got it.
All right, I'm shutting up.
I'm shutting up.
That was really funny.
We are so triggered
by dumb shit, man.
Because men are stupid, Mo.
We are. We are. That's why women listen to this because
we're stupid yeah they laugh at us and we try to rationalize our stupidity yeah
but that's funny though and that's real cuz you definitely have been in the club
before and the girl that she was talking to a date and definitely was hugging
some dudes that's why it's funny to hear Drake talk about shit like this Cause like fam You're Drake You still going through shit like this
Yeah of course
That's hilarious
To Joe's point of
Of them coming in
With all the chains
Dressed crazy
I asked her what the dress code was
And she said
Casual
Wear sweats
So now I'm real bummy
In the other dude she invite
Looking good
Nevermind man
Clean
It's a long story
I feel you
I feel you
We all trigger
Yeah
But hey Good record Yeah it is a good record I never I wasn't really familiar with It's a long story. I feel you. I feel you. We all trigger. Yeah.
But hey, good record.
Yeah, it is a good record.
I wasn't really familiar with Young Blue.
Well, he used to go by Young Daddy.
So that's probably why. He just changed his name.
And you got niggas fucked up if you think that.
Listen, I don't want to be Aubrey.
Chill out.
But you know somebody out there is taking a girl or two from Drake.
That's why when he do it to somebody else, he got to rub it in their face.
I stop at every man.
Remember Takesha that was at your house?
I had her at mine, licking all down her spine.
I think he delivered that bar a little better than you.
I was trying to be a friend, so I let her unwind.
Drake the nigga that's going to let her unwind.
Drake is definitely letting your bitch unwind at his crib.
He's got a wine rack in the bathroom.
She's all the way unwind.
I'm never letting none of mine go to the embassy.
You think you have a choice?
That's hilarious.
Yeah, we don't have a choice.
That's some confidence, Joe.
Somebody posted the picture of, Somebody posted the old YouTube link
Of when I did that Drake interview
Outside of
And at 40 I was laughing
Because
The energies was just very different that year
It's like
She was having a birthday party
That I had no plans on going to
Until Drake said he was going
If I was there
So I was going for him
And he was going for her
But
Holy shit I was there. So I was going for him and he was going for her.
Holy shit. I'm like, nah, yeah,
it's her birthday,
but step outside,
let me get this.
Let me get this clip right quick.
Let's talk about it.
And then boogied.
Oh my God.
Listen, 09 was a crazy year.
It was.
09 was a crazy year.
Great year.
So much of the disc album
you put out
makes sense now.
You could have just
summed it up with that.
I get it now.
But what?
The 14 discs
you put out.
We have 9,000 women
in common.
Don't try to boil it down
to one.
There's more records
to come.
It's more than meets the eye.
Yeah, but how many
birthday parts
you got in common?
It's a little different.
That do hit different.
Eskimo Brothers means nothing.
We all have that.
But Eskimo Birthday Brothers
is a little different
when you're in the section
singing Happy Birthday together.
It changes a bit.
I didn't stay for that.
What the fuck
is she talking about?
Oh, he did.
He did.
Good for him.
I'm out.
The other blow out the canvas.
I was cheating by then.
I'm not trying to stay here.
You know those rare opportunities in a relationship when your girl gets busy and you can go be
busy without a asshole?
It was like one of those.
I was immature.
This is toxic.
Listen, we're clear on that.
We're clear on that.
You were young.
Yeah, I was young.
Over two years ago.
Maul, can you break down the Drake, Nicki Minaj,
We're Friends Again post?
I know you put it together.
I know you was kind of like the liaison.
I didn't even see this.
Maul never sees anything.
I didn't see this.
I didn't see this, yeah.
She posted, oh, Drake posted the Nicki record
with Sada Baby, okay.
And apparently there was a bar.
Playdate dates coming soon
Oh that's dope
Yeah
Cause Nicki just had her child
Yeah
Okay
She had her kid?
Yeah
Oh congratulations
Yeah
Oh boy
Definitely
Congrats
I think we congratulated Nicki
When she had a baby on here
It was a few weeks ago
I thought we did too
Yeah it was a few weeks ago
I'm late
I thought we were congratulating
But that's dope
I never thought that
Nicki and Drake had a Beef that they were never going to speak again
and all of that.
And they both have kids now.
That's what it's about.
Hope one day we do a play date.
There's nothing for Drake to beef with anybody about.
Facts.
Except for maybe coming here.
You would think.
But I knew that him and Nicky weren't.
I mean, I knew they would still be family.
It's a little tiffed, but that was years ago.
Tiffed. Yeah, they had a little tiffed, but that was years ago. Tiffed.
Yeah, they had a little tiffed.
That's all that was.
Any other,
was there any other new music?
Static Selector,
Nas and Joey Badass
put out a record
that's really dope.
Yeah,
Nas and Joey
going back and forth.
Leon Bridges and Lucky Day
put out a record.
Whoa.
Yeah,
it's pretty good.
Whoa.
Yeah, some joints. This was a good music Friday. Party put out a record. Whoa. Yeah. It's pretty good. I fuck with it. Whoa. Yeah, some joints.
This was a good music Friday.
Party put out a pack.
Yeah, that was old songs, right?
Party pack, yeah.
Yeah.
It was some old records.
I think it may have,
because he got a record with Nipsey.
Oh, that's an old one too, yeah.
Yeah.
He just put everything somewhere.
Persian Rugs is my shit.
What you looking at me for?
You ain't fucking Persianian rugs now you
get it on dsps yeah you got everything in one in one thing now you don't got to make a playlist
just kind of his playlist i like when artists take all the shit that we had to listen to on
youtube or itunes and put it out on dsps now i'm with you i like it you can hate all you want
i don't want to run to youtube all the time to listen to persian rugs was cuffed up with DSPs now. I'm with you. I like it. You can hate all you want.
I don't want to run to YouTube all the time to listen to Persian Rucks.
I was cuffed up with Quavo.
I don't think I ever heard that one.
I hadn't heard that either.
So that might be, I'm guessing that might be a new one.
I never heard it.
It's old?
I never heard that. Oh, and apparently the Sweetie Glacier Boy Icy thing was a play on their singles at the time.
The fans alerted me.
She had a record called So Icy.
He had a record called Glacier Boy at the time.
Even Fly.
Schnazzy.
Schnazzy.
He killed that.
Yeah, but with it.
Quavius the God.
The bowl of ramen.
What did that indicate?
She likes ramen.
No, there was a line in the song.
That was supposed to be Stir Fry that she posted?
Yeah, Stir Fry.
The Sweetie, has she ever seen stir fry before?
I was going to say, I love Sweetie.
Sometimes you put it in a bowl.
I love Sweetie, but I think she's a dope artist.
And I love stir fry.
Yeah, but that was definitely not stir fry.
I wouldn't have known.
If I was Quavo, I wouldn't have known what that bowl of a-
I would just assume I need to take her out for ramen for the first time.
I would have just thought she was hungry and wanted to go for-
She could have put whatever she wanted in your DMs.
You'd be like, like nah I remember that
I did do that
nah nah
I feel what you're saying
with that one
yeah yeah
I get it
no I get it
men are so pathetic
when we're trying to court
a chick we like
in that first week
we will cop to anything
oh yeah don't matter
why not
don't matter
what you supposed to do
my new shit is
I'm having one talk with you
and I'm ghosting
I respect it I like that I respect it I like that I respect is I'm having one talk with you and I'm ghosting.
I respect that. I like that.
I respect it.
I like that.
I respect that.
I'm having one talk
and I'm getting out of there.
I'll hit you when you hit me again.
Yeah.
I like that.
Know your worth.
Stay on your ground, King.
I'm just not beat for all of it.
Chicks don't be having shit to do.
They just want to call you
while you're doing something.
Right.
And they get mad
when you don't have time?
Oh my God.
Let me tell you what.
Listen.
Listen. I don't know time? Oh my God. Let me tell you what. Listen. Listen.
I don't know
what you got going on
but I'm managing
mad lives
at this moment.
So,
no,
I can't talk about
why your Netflix
shit isn't working
right now.
It's crazy
because it was working
last night
when I,
oh,
what was the movie?
Yo,
fam.
Anyway.
It's gotta be rough out there man
alright so you guys
you make time
for what you want Joe
you guys like the new
I hate that line so much
well you make time
for what you want
yeah I can't stand that line
yeah me too
that's so false
cause I'm making time
for what I want
yeah
I thought you was
gonna give us
a whole Mario breakdown
Mario
he put out an album
EP oh okay and I don't like it you don't like it no I thought you was going to give us a whole Mario breakdown. Mario? He put out an album. EP.
Oh, okay.
And I don't like it.
You don't like it?
No.
I didn't listen to it yet.
Me either.
Damn.
He's making all the future noises with the future flows.
Oh, I don't want that from Mario.
Don't say that.
A little bit of Migos.
No, thanks.
I fuck with Mario.
Me too.
Me too.
I fuck with him too.
But there's maybe one song on there that i'll probably
probably play again but other than that i'll wait for him to get into his full bag because
his album y'all know i fucked with uh dancing shadows uh so we'll see what's going on during
covid i'm not mad at any artists out there that's trying to figure it out trying to get it together
trying to experiment trying to you know take this time and do that. And five records. I'm not mad. I'm not mad at that.
That Closer record is not bad.
That Closer record is not bad.
Five songs says I'm trying some shit.
Let's see how it goes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not mad at him.
He has a record called Pretty Mouth Magic.
That's what I mean.
I mean, I'm not mad at that, though.
I love that.
I love the name of that.
That is a magical situation sometimes.
Pretty Mouths?
Yeah.
You're not mad at Mario's pretty mouth?
When they're magical.
I don't think he was referring to himself.
But who was you referring to?
Imagine Mario's referring to himself.
Look at Mario looking at Rory.
I didn't even say that.
So why is he looking at you?
I didn't even say that.
Oh my goodness.
Rory said, I'm not mad at that.
Guys, stop. What else came out? Oh my goodness Rory said I'm not mad at that Guys Stop
What else came out?
I think that's pretty close
To everything that came out
This week
Yeah we're probably missing something
Everything worth mentioning
That we would talk about?
Yeah
Probably so
Okay
The Eagles
Live from the forum
It's alright
I'm just going through shit
You're gonna reach
Yeah it's cool
We can just move on
To something different
Tommy Lee put out a solo album
Stevie Wonder put out
Two new songs
I saw Rhapsody was on one
They're featuring
A bunch of people
Who was it Ty?
Rhapsody and Cordae
Okay
Rhapsody and Cordae is on there
You wanna pause
While we get ourselves together
If Stevie Wonder
Still doesn't have
A lifetime achievement
Award from BET
I just wanna keep
Putting that out there
Every time BET
Has an award show
And don't give Stevie
A lifetime achievement
I thought they did that
No
No
Still
The other one is
Stevie Wonder and
Gary Clark Jr.
Okay
That's some range
Yeah Rhapsody Cordae And Gary Clark Jr. Okay. That's some range. Yeah.
Rapsody, Cordae, and Gary Clark Jr.
I'm with you, Stevie.
BET.
Do us all a favor.
Vote for us.
That's true.
Give Stevie Wonder a Lifetime Achievement Award while he's still here with us, please.
Yeah, take care of Stevie.
Can we just fact check to make sure he's never received one?
He's never received a Lifetimesum achieving award from BET.
I can promise you that.
He should just tweet, I see what's going on here.
Joke.
It's a hacky joke.
Hey, listen.
I love corny jokes now, though.
You a snazzy man.
You a snazzy man.
Gotta be snazzy, huh?
I mean.
All right, Maul.
Tell us a story about when you had to put your significant other on a lease.
That never happened.
All right.
Never happened.
Never been there, fellas.
Never lived with nobody.
That's crazy.
Well, a significant other.
You're in for a rude awakening, sir.
She get on the lease and start trying to redecorate, redecorate the crib.
If she has style, I don't mind that.
A woman has to have style, though.
Like, don't try to redecorate and you just grabbing shit off Instagram.
Like, no, no, no.
You got to have some real class and style.
Because a woman will make your apartment feel more warm.
So you mean like a chick with Pinterest?
I'm not mad at that.
Women go on Pinterest
for everything.
They go crazy.
Depends what her Pinterest
blog looks like.
Now I'm not going to lie though.
When a girl put me
on a Pinterest years ago,
I was like,
okay, I get it.
They be having
some cool shit on there.
If a chick can freak Wayfair,
I'm with her.
Yeah.
Don't knock it.
But she still has
to have style though.
You can't just have
any type of girl
trying to redecorate.
Wayfair.
Order a little boy.
You want the Alexander dresser?
That was so stupid.
Remember that came out?
I believe it.
Things was going crazy.
I'm 100%.
I still believe it.
Hey, that, Pizzagate.
That was so stupid.
Even though all the kids that were allegedly stolen were like, no, we're here.
We're right here.
We're not stolen.
That shit was so stupid.
Yeah.
They made the kids say, you went right here.
I'm not going to take it there, yeah.
They made the kids say.
Well, Maul gives a lot of power to five-year-olds.
We watched all of R. Kelly's fucking.
Never mind.
Forget it.
No, it's not the same.
All right. Anyways. You brought up Wayfair. Never mind Forget it No it's not the same Alright
Anyways
You brought up Wayfair
Nobody heard a peep
About Ghislaine Maxwell
Since she was hopping
From cell to cell
After Homeboy was
Trying to kill her in there
That's a good point
I'm just saying
A few things I remember
The coke bar
No we know
No they came out
They said
Nah that's ours
We need that We need that
We need that
Yeah we need that
It's the economy
Yeah for sure
Matter of fact if you're
If you need some
If you need some
Just hit your local
JP Morgan bank
Look at homie in the background
At the picture though
He hatin'
That look like the dude that
Was caught somewhere
He not supposed to be
Like please get me off your phone
See I hate that
Cause you know that look
I'm not supposed to be here
We're looking at a picture
From Jackson Mahomes
And that's what's pissing me off
Because when one brother in the family
Start getting ill
Here come the corny brother Fucking doing Jackson Mahomes-ish things.
Yeah.
Posting.
Yeah, nigga.
Just go back to being Jackson.
Yeah.
He knew what he was doing with that.
And I'm kidding, by the way.
It's comedy style.
I don't know Jackson.
But we're looking at a picture of, who wants to fill us in here?
We're talking about goddesses going back to kings.
Queen gotta come on.
To get back.
Can't roam without Caesar. You heard get back. Can't roam without Caesar.
You heard of Kanye?
Can't roam without Caesar.
Right now,
we are looking at...
That bar with Mona Lisa
can't roam without Caesar.
Those two had nothing
to do with each other.
Chill.
Let Ye get his shit off, though.
Don't do that.
Let him get his shit off, man.
Don't do that.
They had nothing
to do with each other.
Anyways, you were saying, I'm sorry. That was a brief humanities lesson now you got me on fucking kanye trying to
get jacob the jeweler to tell him the truth and these ain't blood diamonds is they is they jacob
don't lie to me man kanye do you read the newspaper yeah we've lied to you we're lying to
you these are definitely blood that's how fucking that's no it wasn't blood diamonds they was completely fake oh they weren't diamonds it was oregano
it was ice cube diamonds that's crazy here come berg talking about i'm bringing back to jacob i'm
like go hey bring it yeah hey bring it back to wherever you want to bring it oh man
bringing back to Jacob is mad funny
anyways
you ever try to get your shit back from the pawn shop
but nigga got it
and you know the nigga that got it
so now you gotta go talk to him
you in there
piping hot
at the pawn shop
for their
operational business.
That's how it works.
If somebody wants it
and they got the money
before you.
Ta-da!
What you mean
you sold it?
That's what we do here.
Yeah, I gave it up.
Oh, man.
The pawn shop days.
There's still
pawn shops, right?
Absolutely.
Yeah, there's still
there.
Hell yeah.
Definitely.
I think most people do the Craigslist or eBay or something now.
I still think that.
That's how.
Take the middle man out.
No, it is still out there.
That's how some people I love ask me for money.
They just start telling me, yeah, man, I'm about to head to the pawn shop.
You ain't got to do that, man.
Stay out of them pawn shops.
Yeah, man, take the $35.
They got a nice one on Bergen.
I'd be walking by that window like, shit, I don't even play guitar,
but I'll cop.
Yo, Bailey pulled up on me the other day.
Bailey?
Yeah, he got a driver now.
Of course he does.
I'm shocked he's still in New York.
Bailey is the family friend
that hit the $300 million jackpot.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
He better have a driver.
Remember, Cor? They got a driver now. He pulled up smooth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. He better have a driver. Remember, Cor?
They got a driver now.
He pulled up smooth.
What's up, Jack?
That's what I call your economy.
Is that right?
Young whippersnapper.
Yeah, how's your little pod going?
He didn't get out the car.
He didn't get out the car?
That nigga did not get out the car.
He didn't roll the window down.
Spotify wouldn't give you that money, huh?
Let me know if you need something.
That's hilarious.
Yo, he pulled off.
I called my dad.
I was like, yo, man, Bentley looks great.
Here go my dad hating.
$100 million.
I'm like.
Dad start doing the math.
I would, too, if I had $180 million.
$100 million.
I mean, he should look good.
Shit.
He better look good.
Start asking about
old Spades game.
Don't you owe me a little money?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Rory, introduce us here.
No, you were taking this topic.
No, I'll take it,
but just...
Well, the headline reads,
Travis Kelsey and Kayla Nicole
might be back together
after she showed up
to Monday night's game.
Get your queen back season has returned, huh? Can't be mad at it. It feels that way. Can to Monday night's game. Get your queen back season has returned, huh?
Can't be mad at it.
It feels that way.
Can't be mad at it.
Get your queen back.
Go ahead, Caesar.
Get your Mona Lisa.
Kanye's nuts.
It definitely feels that way, though.
Who didn't know that Travis Kelsey was going to get his queen back?
I did.
Yeah, that was a safe bet.
Yeah.
It was a pretty safe bet.
Man just signed $100 million.
Well, I mean, I believe in love. That's just me. More importantly. Sure. And she was smoking shit bet. Yeah. It was a pretty safe bet. Man just signed $100 million. Well, I mean, I believe in love.
That's just me.
More importantly.
Sure.
And she was smoking shit in the breakup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you get under.
Her post-breakup was top notch.
Legendary.
Yeah.
Legendary.
He called her.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
He called her.
For sure.
He called her.
Be clear.
Yeah, let's be very clear.
He was reaching out.
We got the Jets this week.
I don't really have to pay attention to them
if you want to come
to the game.
It's basically a bye week.
I don't care what defense
they throw at me.
I'm smoking them.
The Jets.
You can definitely
get your girl back
if you're playing
the Jets next week.
Congratulations to
Travis and Kayla.
But why Duke got to blow the spot up?
The brother?
Yeah, man.
I mean, you know, he's a younger brother.
That's younger brother shit.
Well, see, that's the difference now.
Let me help the ladies out out there.
Help them out, Joe.
That's one of the reasons that we knew that Kayla Nicole
and Travis Kelsey would be back together
because some of us that have been following them,
there's a difference between the chicks that go to the game
and sit in family and friends alone with the team starter jacket on
versus the chicks that are in the family and friends section
with his family.
With the Mahomes.
Yeah.
With the Mahomeses.
I was here with the Mahomeses.
When you know Jackson
It's a little different
I'm saying she be with Travis
Mom
The whole squad
Yeah
You know his mom's hit him like
You're fucked up buddy
What did you do?
Go get that girl back
Yeah
That no
That be the trash shit though
When your mom pull you aside
Like alright man
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah
But that's when you know You got a good one, though.
Like, if moms do that, like, tell you to go get her back.
Yeah.
It's like, all right, I might have to go get her back for real.
Like, listen, I've known you your whole life.
You can't do better than this.
Come on.
I know you.
I seen you.
I seen you.
The other day I made a mistake and thought about all the girls I brought home to mom.
Oh.
All right, well, here's the difference.
My mom can't think my G is up.
She seen your work?
You ever wonder about what your mom think about your G?
Like, she can't, man.
She can't.
But it's a little different, like, when your mom is always around.
Like, before me, my mom was nothing, because my mom was always around.
Like, it wasn't dope if you met my mom.
My mom just be there. I lived with my mom. Well, that too was always around like it wasn't dope if you met my mom my mom just lived there i lived with my mom well yeah that too but i mean after no a lot of girls by accident just be there yeah my mom a lot a lot of girls when i was
my mom be out with me yeah she's in the kitchen cooking it's nine in the morning you're walking
out this next question is excluding rory of course because he's the only child
y'all ever y'all ever play with your moms and say you're not
going to take care
of your brother
like after they go
I'm the youngest
so I'm not in that position
you can play like that
if you want
I wouldn't do that
I'm just saying
have you ever played like that
no I've never played like that
I've played like that you know your mom wasn never played like that. I played like that.
You know your mom wasn't for play play.
Certain things you can't play with your mom.
No, but you got to play a little bit.
As soon as you clock out, I'm taking his ass to court.
To court?
Hell yeah.
Look where Joe's trying to go.
Just telling your brother.
What the fuck?
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Just trying to take this thing to the next level, man.
Shout out to my mom.
Shout out to my family
what is this that we're looking at here
and your brother's
it's great
no my brother's awesome
my brother's
listen I told you
I don't want to get vulnerable
I love you brother
but listen
as I aged
I got closer to my brother
but like coming up
I wish we was
but that five year gap
it's always like that
that five year gap
when my brother was in the streets I was like what are you doing in the streets then when I got to the streets he was in the streets but that five-year gap. It's always like that. That five-year gap.
When my brother was in the streets,
I was like,
what are you doing in the streets?
Then when I got to the streets,
he was in the streets.
Especially when you're older,
they have different friends,
they into different shit.
My sister was 13 years old.
My oldest sister was 13 years older than me.
That's a big gap.
I remember trying to knuckle up.
So you close to an only child?
Well, I have another sister that's two years older.
Okay, I got you.
You're in some change.
I remember trying to square up with my older brother when he was 17.
I was 12.
We both lived with moms.
He was stepping out to go to a hot club or a hot spot at nine,
and I was being 12.
I want to go.
Why can't I go outside past nine?
When you just didn't get it?
Yeah.
Stupid-ass fights. All right, Cardi. Like, when you just didn't get it? Yeah. Stupid-ass fights.
All right, Cardi.
Cardi took her king back.
Like, 10 minutes later.
Taking back season.
Gotta believe in love, man.
That's it.
Love conquers all.
Love is love.
Run, try to tell us.
Love conquers all.
That's right.
And who wants to be alone during a pandemic?
You know what I mean?
It's not a good time to break up.
I think, Maul, Maul, would you like to read some of the quotes that Cardi said to her response of why? Sure, I'll do it. I'm from the Bronx. She's during the pandemic. You know what I mean? It's not a good time to break up. I think, Maul, Maul, would you like to read some of the quotes
that Cardi said
to her response of why?
Sure,
I'll do it.
I'm from the Bronx.
She's from the Bronx.
Let's do it.
I'd just be starting to miss him.
It's hard not to talk
to your best friend.
True.
And it's really hard to have,
why y'all want me to say that?
Because that's,
I wanted you to read this.
Can you finish the sentence,
please?
Pause.
Pause.
And it's really hard
to have no dick
Cardi told fans
During an Instagram live stream
On Tuesday
Scream man can you scroll down
Just one more
Is this it right here
Uh yeah
Is there more things about dick
For him to read
Yeah please no
Uh
I do
I do like material things
Admitted Cardi
What do you want me to do
The nigga gave me a Rolls Royce
And I snub him
And I really wanted some dick For my birthday Love it cardi what do you want me to do the gave me a rolls royce and i snub him and i really
wanted some dick for my birthday love i mean that's love it's all love it's just love no
she wanted the love muscle sex she wanted the love below cardi just wanted the love
below that's all that's all she wanted The love muscle Is fucking hilarious
That's all she wanted
Was some love muscle
That's it
Yeah man
Cars and sex
Love wins all
Yeah
Who doesn't
You know
Who doesn't want
Cars and sex
Shout out to love man
Yeah
Yeah my girl gave me a Rolls Royce
Taking her back
Taking her back
And I get sex
Come on
On your birthday
Yeah
Chicks ain't trying to be single
With that winter approaching.
No.
Nah.
Not at all.
It's a bad time.
Winter pandemic winter?
Nah, I'm cool.
Nah, we got to get back.
Congratulations to them.
I'm happy for them.
If they're happy, I'm happy.
I'm happy that anyone's happy.
And now we're tossing it to Maul
Talk about the opposite of love
Hate
Politics
No politics is the opposite of love
For sure
Definitely the opposite of love
What are you talking about Cube?
Give it to us Maul Cube
They trying to cancel Cube man
Yeah they did
And I don't like that
I don't like it either actually No one is going to cancel Cube, man. Yeah, they did. And I don't like that. I don't like it either, actually.
No one is going to cancel Ice Cube.
Let's just be clear. I said they trying to cancel
Cube. Nah, I feel you. Reasons album, man.
Still on the Reasons album, by the way.
Still in rotation. Has a lot of replay value.
Still in rotation over here, man.
Yeah. We never got into that outro,
but it's cool. I'm dead ass.
That should have been a conversation.
Yeah, but how y'all feel about that?
Them canceling Cube or trying to cancel Cube.
I don't like it.
Or calling to cancel Cube.
I'm with you on this one, Mo.
I don't think it makes sense.
He wasn't.
I think what happened is actually kind of unfortunate for Cube is that they kind of
made him a pawn a little bit.
Who's that?
The Republican Party.
Well, can you give some backstory?
I don't even know exactly what's going on.
So what happened was,
Cube was apparently meeting with Trump to discuss,
I forgot the name of his initiative thing.
Platinum plan?
Platinum plan.
Is that like the rush card?
I don't think it's like that at all, Roy.
I don't know anything about this,
so pardon my ignorant jokes.
It's basically uh what cube and
whatever his uh his partners are envisioning for politicians to help black people essentially well
now i feel bad i'm sorry yeah uh so he met with trump which i don't think is actually a bad thing
like if this is what if you're going to be involved in politics, you have to deal with the politicians that are in power.
But the Trump administration came out and said, yo, we got Cube on board.
Cube's with us.
Which is probably not accurate.
And I think he's actually tweeted that he is not with them.
He's just meeting with them trying to get his agendas fulfilled and whatnot.
Trying to make sure that black people are a part of the plan.
No doubt. Moving forward. No doubt. build and whatnot trying to make sure that black people are a part of the plan no doubt moving forward no doubt well that's that's the unfortunate thing with politics on both sides as well like
when you meet with somebody that's in power or you try to have a conversation with somebody in
power even if you agree or disagree with them you are now going to be used as that idea that this
celebrity is now with me. Correct.
Correct.
Which is weird.
Mm-hmm.
Now, I do understand.
Go ahead with what you're going to say. Listen, we could love Ice Cube.
We all love Ice Cube.
Of course.
This is a bunch of shit.
We're this shit.
It stinks.
This is disgusting.
Everything about it is disgusting.
What's disgusting about it?
Well, he did say he didn't meet with Trump, by the way.
I feel like i saw that
yeah i think it was with the administration of yeah peace on his team yeah whoever you met with
you did so with 16 days before an election what do you think is getting accomplished
no well i think i think he stop it i think what he was trying to do was he sat with them to see
because he's still trying to figure out who he's voting for, I believe, is what Q was at with it.
So he's saying like, okay, what are your plans for my people and the people of my community and where I come from?
And you're saying that to a sitting president 13 days before an election, what did you think was about to get accomplished?
Well, he was trying to sit down with both sides, actually.
It doesn't matter who he would have sat down with.
You're sitting down with whoever 13 days before an election.
What did you think was getting accomplished?
I think the valid criticism here, I don't think he's wrong for sitting with them and possibly not even sitting with them before the election to make sure that whatever messaging he wants to be brought across is appropriate for what his cause is.
I think the problem is that you're opening yourself up to be a pawn.
Let me cut you off.
You're right.
You are opening yourself up to be a pawn.
That's my number one issue with this.
Number two, he is not speaking to someone that is attempting to get into office.
That's true.
Trying to maintain office.
What are we talking about?
He's speaking to somebody
that's running again.
He's speaking with the sitting president
who has been,
he's been there.
Right.
He's been there.
Whatever you was about to do
for the black agenda,
the platinum card,
we've seen four years of it.
Some of us think,
eh, seen enough.
Ice Cube,
Ice Cube apparently
wants to meet with people 16 days
before an election and think that he's going to get something done i'm not mad at his optimism
but some of us think it's a crock of shit and then he did an interview with big tigger the next
morning um i only know so because i heard it on clubhouse right where he just said a lot of facts
about black people that are incorrect.
So my beef about Trump, which is he's not a politician, is kind of my beef with Ice Cube.
I'm not mad at anybody coming together to try to speak up for the black agenda.
But have your facts straight when you start speaking about black people and what we've endured in this country or our current state in this country and don't be foolish enough to believe that the sitting president is going to fucking act out your policy or your agenda 13 days before an election he's
just going to use it as ammunition for his own he's been he's only been looking for black names
to throw out there and campaign with forever well like so cool i'm not mad at nobody that thinks
that trump is about to fix things in the final hour with 13 days left
because Ice Cube met with him.
And I'm not saying that you should never meet with the other side if you expect change.
I'm saying you should have done that.
We kind of knew Trump was running again.
We should have been on this issue 13 days before,
and you're about to tell me that Ice Cube has a history in politics?
Well, two things.
We don't know where cube was at
with this organization in his timing we don't know if now he was ready to meet and couldn't
have met six months ago because they weren't yeah i believe he tried to meet earlier than this this
is also the problem with campaigning whether you're a democrat or a republican it's just all
smoke and mirrors we'll meet with everybody this close to an election to
just try to look like we're aligned with certain people yeah no matter what like oh election time
yes I'll meet with you and both sides do that and that's what that's the problem with campaigning
because it's bullshit well that well that's why my issue is see when you could just read between
the media lines and when you could just read between the ulterior motives and the agendas, it's like you got your people to say, hey, Trump made sure all the felons can vote.
Cool.
He also put a tax on it for the felons to be able to vote so that they would not be able to vote.
And there's some people that only ever get half of the story.
Right.
So I'm not mad at anybody. Most people get 10% of anybody 10 of the story honestly well that's what i'm saying well
they only want you to get 10 of the story like there's been a lot of shit don't tell me that
you're meeting with the sitting president about a black policy 13 days before an election when this
for them to campaign the way they've been campaigning it's costing trillions of dollars
billions of dollars not trillions i'm sorry well trump announced that platinum scheme of things a few weeks ago though you can hey give
us give us 0.1 of the money that y'all are marketing with as black people so we can come
up economically in this country so it can be more of a fair playing ground i'm not about to sit here
and read a bunch of ideas to you 10 days before i gotta go to a poll that's it's ridiculous it's
nonsensical and fuck the the money you're talking about a lot of all this uh data and privacy
conversations we've been having whether it be facebook or other platforms have derived from
the campaigns like that's the reason they started doing a lot of this shit was for campaigning it
came from presidential campaigns so yeah it's much more than just give us a percentage
of the money you're campaigning with and marketing dollars.
Literally how the world is run
is starting with presidential campaigns.
You going to get with a nigga
that was actively stealing mailboxes from places.
Like what the fuck are y'all telling me about?
I don't want to talk about what ice cube is talking
about that's me but i love and respect ice cube and i think that anybody with a policy you know
we should have a policy i was just we should have demand i was just defending the uh sitting down
and sitting down having conversation you need to sit down and have conversation even with people
that yeah not 13 days before an election is too dangerous i agree it's too dangerous so we already
got kanye running around saying hey hey, 20% over here.
And it's not true.
Distraction.
Cool.
Some people didn't think so.
And now here we are.
Yeah.
In an election where votes are swayed by like the umpteenth percent.
Like niggas need they vote.
But the problem I have with this whole vote, vote, vote thing is people are only voting for, let's say say Biden because they don't want to vote for
Trump they don't even know Biden's policies and what he's saying he's going to do or trying to do
and to me that's just as dangerous because you don't even know why you're voting for this person
it's just that you don't like the other person for whatever reason and that's fine but you just
don't you don't you can't vote for somebody and not know what they're trying to do if they get
an office to me that's dangerous I challenge you there because most black people historically in this country have only ever had hope to go to the polls with
so here we've been hoping for we've only been allowed to vote for 60 years exactly so what
so what i'm saying is we've seen enough from someone who's been the sitting president for
four years nobody's vouching for biden i hate that narrative that we say when niggas say we're not
voting for trump you say oh, oh, you support Biden?
Nigga, I don't know that nigga neither.
But I know I haven't seen four years
of what he's liable to do.
Right.
And I know it can't get much worse.
This is my opinion.
And I saw eight years of him,
at least in the second position of power,
that were pretty decent.
In a lot of respects,
and not good in some respects too.
Yeah, but he has a history
in 47 years in politics
that a lot of people don't like. For sure. And I's i think anybody i think a lot of people like biden because he was
obama's vice president and they still don't they still don't know his history sure because i've
had these conversations with people that are going to vote and i'm just like but you don't even know
you just know that he was obama's vice president you love obama but that can't matter because you
know trump's history and it doesn't matter to you right okay that's but this is what i'm saying so i don't understand why people are
so upset if you say i'm not voting for biden or i'm not voting for trump it's like you don't really
know a lot of you don't know a lot about any of these guys you're going to vote for one is publicly
divisive one is publicly racist one has sent the armed military into states i think there's
against it's racist remarks on both sides i'm sure probably one has sent uh the armed guards
to attack civilians in different places correct one held the bible upside down in front of a
church that he never went to after tear bombing bombing, tear gassing the protesters that were exercising their First Amendment
right.
Yeah, but again, even that is because they showed President Clinton, same Bible, same
church.
Okay, but tear gassing protesters?
I'm not, no, that was something.
It was something going on in the country that wasn't going on when every other president
was sitting.
So that's something totally different.
I don't fuck with nobody that is putting the military on citizens no i period i agree with that but what i'm saying is this
if nothing if for no other reason that is the reason and and if that wasn't that's giuliani's
man i was in new york for giuliani i'm never putting nobody that's giuliani's man nowhere
yeah giuliani's daughter i just saw someone on msnbc yesterday that said hey i'm giuliani's daughter. I just saw something on MSNBC yesterday that said, hey, I'm Giuliani's daughter, and I encourage everyone to vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
Like, when niggas' kids is on it like that, when I've seen your dad and how he gives it
up, I'm just cool.
I'm not telling anybody what to do with the polls, but I encourage everybody to vote.
Absolutely.
I understand.
That's not true, either.
And people need to stop saying that.
I'm seeing all these celebrities saying, go vote.
You care who they're voting for and we gotta be we just gotta we gotta be honest you're saying you don't care who they vote for you care who people vote
for that's their personal right whatever people care who you vote for because the moment you say
you vote for trump it's it's a it's an argument fuck you this thing like i'm just telling you
what i've seen okay all of these celebrities come out, vote, vote, vote. It's like, okay, but if somebody says they're going to vote for Trump, you're going to be mad at them.
Because they're not voting for who you want them to vote for.
So that's what I'm saying.
All of these vote, vote.
It's great to get out and go vote.
I don't care who people vote for.
Me, I don't give a fuck.
That's your individual, personal, private right.
None of this was designed for me or anybody that looks like me, my people.
We were only allowed to vote for 60 years.
100%.
My mother was born when she wasn't allowed to vote right you understand i'm saying so
this shit means it's like whatever okay i'll go vote because that's what you're supposed to do as
a citizen of this country right but when we have a celebrities that are trying to use their power
say oh go vote go vote make sure you vote vote vote it's like yeah but if somebody is not voting
for who you want them to vote for you're upset that's an irrelevant point whoever's upset i'm
just saying we saying go vote please educate yourself on the rest of the ballot not just voting for who you want them to vote for, you're upset. That's an irrelevant point, whoever's upset. We saying
go vote. Please educate yourself
on the rest of the ballot, not just the president.
Correct. Absolutely.
Educate yourself on both parties.
Educate yourself on both candidates. Vote locally
as much as you can.
The quickest change comes from within.
So please get involved in your community if you want
to see change right away.
Because we're talking about a whole platform of people
we don't even know exist behind that president.
And know who you vote for.
Fuck with your community first.
You'll make your best change there.
Vote locally.
There's a whole nother ballot besides the president coming up.
Educate yourself there.
It's not just sitting with fucking Biden and Trump.
It's a whole lot of shit.
Well, in any case,
we need to get to a place where politics
doesn't divide us like this, man.
Fuck politics.
How about that?
There you go.
That's the energy I'm on.
I like it.
Fuck that shit.
What you got for us, Joe?
You about to give us something?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
I feel like a lot of people watched our return episode.
Yeah, man. I feel like a lot of people watched our return episode.
And I guess I owe this gentleman an apology.
Giveon, I really butchered your name in attempt to praise your latest effort.
And the last effort.
Yeah, but I've been saying Jivion.
So, I mean, I've been incorrect.
And I'm glad that he came out and fixed it for me. He put a video out letting everyone know
the correct enunciation of his name.
Which I'm all for.
Get to it, Rory. Jivion or
Jivon. So, it's not
give on, Jivion
or Jivon.
It's Jivion.
First of all, nigga.
You mad at a nigga for giving you his name?
First of all, don't give me the sexy tongue twist that your name comes with.
It's Givion.
I'm never saying Givion.
That's number one.
Put a whole accent on it.
Yeah, I'm cool on that.
And you my guy.
And secondly, I'm sick of these artists.
Hey, Givion, your name is spelled like all that shit you said your name's not.
Well, that's why he addressed you.
Jeevon.
Yeah.
Jeevon Chee.
Yeah, but you know who got me tight at that?
Six Black.
I was going to say Black.
Six Black.
Six Black ran around with an attitude at everybody in the world for thinking his name was Six Black.
No, Six Lack. Six Lack. Because we pronounced it like thinking his name was Six Black. No, Six Lack.
Six Lack.
Because we pronounced it like it was. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Six Lack.
It was the number six and lack.
And he was like, stupid imbeciles.
It's black.
Nigga, that's a six.
Yeah, you giving yourself the weird names and imagining.
I know how to say six.
That is the number six, right?
So you mean everyone's not from Zone Six in Atlanta?
Yeah, man.
No, I didn't know that that's what you were doing.
So, Givion, I will pronounce your name correctly moving forward.
And another thing, though, like, how you expecting me to pronounce your name correctly and you doing songs with Snow?
Knock it off, man.
Knock it off, man.
Fight for yours, Joe.
You told Snow that was her little friend?
Heard your latest effort With your little friend
Yeah
Jeevon
Or however you pronounce his name
Whatever his name is
You and your man Jeevon Chee
No no
I didn't send any hate
Toward Jeevion's way
With Snow
Because one day
Too fire to hate
One day I was
Keeping up with
It must have been Jeevion's
Birthday that day,
or his release party or something, that Snow was there.
I didn't like she was there, but she was there.
Because of COVID, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
But not only was she there, she kept giving me snaps of Jibion saying stuff like,
ha, ha, ha, funniest man I know.
And he was talking to you.
I wish he would show the world his sense of humor.
I'm like, yo, how you know?
How you know his sense of humor, queen?
Like, what you really trying to tell us
right now? Right.
What he's saying that's so funny over there. Come on. Ha, ha, ha.
Yeah. Tell him to lay the vocals and get out of here.
Because you think you funny, too.
Lay your vocals and scram.
I'm cracking jokes
when it's vocals time. Yeah, nigga out there
making Snow laugh.
Fuck outta here.
Tell somebody to scram
after they lay a verse.
Yeah, lay your vocals and scram.
Jivion.
Jivion.
Jivion.
Jivion.
I love his music.
Yeah, he's dope.
I do.
He's dope.
Really, really talented.
Really unique, too.
He's been hurt before.
You don't say.
You hear it?
Yeah, nigga won't.
I can relate to it.
Word.
Won't make a happy song. Every anniversary what's the first line is the room is
deflated you better you heard it you like the entire room Is deflated You're hurt Yeah
Balloons are deflated
I've been in an empty balloon before
The balloons
That's even sadder actually
Nigga go buy yourself
Some more balloons
What the fuck
Y'all don't even
He's sitting around
Looking at dead balloons
Nah y'all don't even
People
Y'all don't even
People give you
On his take
And the balloons are deflated
That means he just
Bust a nut
See
Oh he didn't do that
That's what Listen to the song Listen to the record I thought a nut. See? Come on, he didn't do that. That's what, listen to the song.
Listen to the record.
I thought maybe he planned her a birthday party
and then she didn't show.
Hold on, let me hear what bag he get into.
Guess they look lifeless like me.
You bust your balls look lifeless, right?
I feel them.
Like me.
Y'all not doing the knowledge. Y'all don't even see what Gimme All Take Me All.
That's my favorite record. Y'all not doing the knowledge.
Y'all gotta do the knowledge.
Why you looking lifeless, nigga?
Your balls are deflated.
They look like yours.
See your balls after you bust?
Fam, you alive.
It look like old raisins.
Hey, don't correct your name to me
if you lifeless.
That's what he Gimme All Take Me All.
I miss you on your side of the bed.
I miss you on your side of the bed.
That means she got up,
jumped in the shower. Nigga, you are made. on your side of the bed. I miss you on your side of the bed. That means she got up, jumped in the shower.
Nigga, you are made.
The second she left the bed, I spread out.
Get the best sleep.
I start sleeping sideways.
For no reason.
Oh, my God.
Don't go.
But if you have to.
I'm going to do Stone Angels.
I've heard.
It's so great when she leaves.
He thought I miss you on your side of the bed.
She wasn't doing that side of the bed justice.
Nah.
Nah, nah.
Let me hear where else he went.
Still got your things here.
Oh, my God.
They still here?
This record is fire.
It is.
Now, this is my shit.
Yeah, nah, it's great.
He didn't even get to the bridge yet.
No.
They stare.
I'm going to sing the bridge with him. Oh, nah, that's my part. They, nah, it's great. He ain't even get to the bridge yet. No. Yeah, nah. I'm going to sing the bridge with him.
Oh, nah, that's my part.
They stare at me like souvenirs.
Still got your things here.
Calling her toothbrush a souvenir.
They stare at me like souvenirs.
Don't look at me too thoughtfully.
He's not from America, right?
They got man souvenirs.
He's from Long Beach.
They got so many souvenirs. He's from Long Beach. They got so many souvenirs.
He's from Long Beach.
That's the funny shit.
Why is he collecting souvenirs?
Oh, he has a little snowflake ball.
Oh, he's got the Empire State Building ball.
I know what you're saying.
He's got the glass ice sculpture of them two picture. I know what you're saying I know what you're saying Wait oh
He's got the glass
Ice sculpture
Of them two picture
I bought that shit for sin
She left that shit
Right in the crib
Did you play this song
With anybody
That was a cute gift
Get that shit out of here man
That stupid shit
Put my picture in a snowball
Wait He put a picture of him And sent in a snowball I got off tour I see that shit out of here, man. That stupid shit. Put my picture in a snowball.
Wait.
He put a picture of him and Sid in a snowball game. I got off tour.
I see that shit.
I put that shit right in the bag.
Like, nah, nah.
This is coming still.
This is coming.
Don't disrespect.
Hey, don't let y'all go to the mall to take photos together.
That mall photo shoot?
Now you're going to get the caricature on 42nd Street.
That'll really hurt.
The caricature.
You know what I mean?
The caricature. Oh, and I mean? The caricature.
Oh, when they paint you with big heads.
So my mom, she took a bunch of really, really cool pictures and put them in picture frames.
Really dope picture frames that spin around, right?
So, ooh, what picture do you want to see?
3D.
It's pretty cool.
So on one side, this picture that I had in my kitchen on one side it's me and my beautiful
beautiful beautiful baby lexington just throwing them in the air just having a lot of fun and on
the other side was me kissing sin with like lexington in the picture men don't really pay
attention to little stupid shit like this so when i had that picture in the crib you spin it to the left side and that was that but no here comes some jazzabelle here comes some jazzabelle that had to
use the microwave to my you know you did you see that picture in the corner yeah bitch is my kid
no the other side though Like, oh snap
I didn't know that was there
Oh snap, my kid's mom
No, you should have
Oh damn, damn bitch I just met
You mean my family?
Yeah
I'm sorry
Let me get my family out of my kitchen
Or I could get you out of my kitchen
That's a fact
Because that's always an option
You can get out
I was like, yo, it's crazy.
I don't even know how to open that frame no more.
And that frame is stuck tight.
I do know how to open the door.
Stuck tight, yeah.
She probably hit her group chat like, oh, I saw a red flag.
So did I.
You mean her family?
Here go the bridge right here.
Let's go.
Chicks will always say your family is a red flag.
That's insane. Ay. Let's go. Chicks will always say your family is a red flag. That's insane.
Ay.
Ay.
Yes.
Yes, sir.
In the summer, it's cold outside.
Here we go, y'all.
Here we go.
They're singing at home.
Yeah.
You think I'm trying to sing after him?
somebody told me
SWV Rain is about
coming all over chicks
yeah I thought that was
known
that's why Pharrell was on the bridge
I get it now
there's a pause somewhere in there
I get it
makes sense
I ain't heard from Pharrell
since Marvin Gaye's family
it's been quiet and he'sarrell Since Marvin Gaye's family It's been quiet
And he's starting to age
Marvin Gaye family
He's scaring the shit
Out of niggas
We ain't heard from
Alan Thicke
I mean Robin Thicke
Rest in peace
Yeah
Yeah rest in peace
Alan Thicke
I always thought that
Mary J. Blige song
Was
She said she was giving head
When he wasn't around
Which is what I assumed it was What Mary J. song? song was, she said she was giving head when he wasn't around. Which is what I assumed it was.
What Mary J. song?
She's Going Down When He's Not Around.
There we go.
Smack the shit out of Jaguar Whiteman.
Just catch her.
Know that much.
That's all I'm going to say on that one.
But soon as she get off power,
she heading to Brooklyn or the Jaguar dealership.
Anywhere Jaguar is.
Oh my God, man.
Y'all are fucking crazy.
All right.
Listen, I'm going to stay out of this one, but if you've been paying attention to that entire thing,
OKPlayer.com is nutso in that world right now.
I haven't been paying attention.
Never mind.
Billboard Awards.
Wait, Roy, you you still on ok player
ok player
I mean
I like the website
snake engaged
on ok player
it's the roots website
you can't be engaged
come on man
referee
that's wholesome
listening to conscious hip hop
yes
that's what you do
referee
lyrics stick to your lips
lyrics stick to the lyrical venom all right
come on man yo do me a favor don't ever say rent free in front of me again i'm sorry i'm sorry
that's your trigger i didn't say it i just asked if that was your trigger i just asked and he just
blinked at you all right my bad sorry billboard awards like i said billboard awards the billboard Sorry Billboard Awards Like I said Billboard Awards
The Billboard Awards happened
I'm gonna read to you who won
Cause I didn't watch that shit
Nah I didn't watch that shit
Nah I did watch Brandy and Ty
I watched that
I watched Saint
That was it
Saint before
Was it on stage
Or was it like a Zoom party
It was
It was Zoom
It was stage set up
Okay
But it was
It wasn't like it wasn't live.
People weren't there.
I saw a scene as well.
Yeah, he killed that.
Gotcha.
Great performance.
But the winners of the billboard is just the winners from the charts, right?
I think that's how it works.
Well, Scream Man, go back.
I have.
If you needed-
That's a good guess.
We don't know.
Great guess.
We don't know how anybody wins anything out of this.
To answer your question, let's just read.
I'm not even going to say what category.
Billie Eilish, Jonas Brothers.
Everything.
Khalid, Taylor Swift, DaBaby, Lil Nas X, Lizzo.
Hey, Roddy Ricch.
Mariah Carey, Luke Combs, Lil Nas X, Taylor Swift, DaBaby, Khalid, Lil Nas X, Ed Sheeran, Ariana Grande.
That Hasley person.
Lizzo, Taylor Swift.
Don't you know
I hate houses like that
it's like
we can just go through these
and you'll get your answers
sure
okay
yeah so whoever was
number one
the most
yeah you could just
read the answers
before you watch the award show
Billie Eilish
all the way around
yeah
Billie Eilish
okay
and Ed Sheeran
little bit of Ed Sheeran
sprinkled out
hey Chris Brown
top of the artists
I see that the Grammy
Summer Walker
I see that the Grammys
have been pushing
to get credits
on DSPs lately,
so I'm happy about that.
Yeah, someone won
best R&B female artist.
Okay.
Top R&B female artist.
Deservedly so.
That was dope.
They text you that?
That's right here.
And she posted on her IG.
Which one though?
Not Galactawhore.
Okay.
That's still out there?
Wait, you followed the other one?
Galactawhore is lit. She might have more followers from Galactawhore. Okay. That's still out there? Wait, you follow the other one? Galacta whore is lit.
She might have more followers from Galacta whore.
It's the best IG on earth.
Yeah, she be tagging
all the nice ones.
G-A-L-A-G-A-L-A
Joe, it's pretty women
and conspiracy theories.
Like, what else do you need?
Damn, it ain't even
the first one.
G-A-L-A-G-A-L-A-G
with a T.
Secret society always asks us trust. G-A-L-A-G-A-L-A Oh, here go right. Fan page? damn it ain't even the first one G Galacta with a T secret society
all we ask is trust
G-A-L-A
oh here go right
fan page
come on man
I'm trying to beat my shit
it's not
I don't
it's not the content
but okay
I'm joking
oh there it is
that's what I just put
Galacta
whore
and then whore
oh there Galacta whores oh. And then whore.
Oh, the Galacta whores.
Oh, see, she got fakes. Yo, this is not it.
Don't follow the fakes.
Don't follow the fakes.
That page don't exist no more.
You're blocked.
Oh, I'm blocked from Galacta whore.
Galacta whore blocked you?
Oh, let me go to the JVP page then.
Let me operate.
Yeah, you can't block me.
Fuck out of here.
I'll get to that later. I'll get to that later.
I'll get to that later, but I'm definitely going to follow a little Galacta or.
She's still in London?
Yes.
This nigga Moss waiting.
No.
When she get away from London.
I love love.
He got email updates about it.
I love when love wins.
Love wins, man.
Love wins.
Yeah, love wins.
They're still together.
And they look happy.
Aw. Yeah. Aw.
Aw.
Do y'all double tap the picture when she posts her man?
Nah.
No.
There's a lot of chicks happy.
Yo, you know what COVID did?
Made a lot of chicks come out with their man.
Yeah, it's the time.
Bitches had whole release parties for their nigga.
Like, all right, y'all.
Been together for 17 years.
Like, wait.
Huh?
Sickness out there
all right let's see man maybe i'll give a little give me on a sleeper play you got a new give me on a little throwback a little give you on and snow i was going to was going to record was going to
win some all love lost for the anniversary but i I'm going to chill. Happy five years, guys.
Same to you, Roy.
Let me hear the air horn for us. Classic album.
You know what?
I play throwbacks still.
I'll play something off there.
I'm playing something off there, too.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
All right, so we can do that.
We can do that.
Let me...
Classic album.
Wait, so if y'all...
I'm comfortable saying that.
...play that, should I just stay in my givey on back? I mean mean it's the same thing though it just one person's rapping the other's not facts
you hit you hit a queen singing to me
come over i know i should known you shouldn't come over
Serenading me
Back into your arms again and we say it's getting old
Saying that I love you just so you don't let me go
It ain't right but I'ma stay tonight because you told me so
Every time we try it's back and forth
Mm-hmm, it's like that
I swear I'll come right back
I want you just like that
Don't fight back
Mm-hmm, baby, don't get like that
I swear I just might be gone
Gone bad tonight
Just this last time
Don't make me regret it, I don't wanna say it
Let's not overthink it, baby
Just this last time
Don't make me regret it, I don't wanna say it
Let's not overthink it, baby
Come over, come over
I know I should've known you should've.
I love Snow so much, I'm going to just jump on that collab, start harming with him.
Come over.
Back into your arms again.
The remix is just bad background vocals.
I just want to be with you.
So I let you go.
Don't listen to G-Von.
In a minute, I'm going to let you sit.
And I told you something.
I told you, baby.
Yo, what you told her?
Staying mad aggressive on the ad-lib.
Give me all no jokes, by the way.
We love you.
I hope that will come back. I swear I just want to be good, good, good, good Just this last smile
Don't make me regret it, I don't wanna say it
Let's not overthink it, baby
Just this last smile
Don't make me regret it, I don't wanna say it
Let's not overthink it, baby
I know I should, I know I should I don't wanna say it, let's not overthink it, baby You should know that, baby
Come over, come over
I'm nice with a huge in the mouth
You can't do that, bro
You can't just come and do a shit like that
Like, you gotta fuckin' relax, man
Calm down, bro
Calm down, bro.
Joe went crazy.
Now this the end.
We're supposed to be killing it.
I know, but you ain't got to do that, though.
We're supposed to be killing it.
Joe think any open beat, it's just time for him to go crazy.
It was there to breathe on purpose. Snow, snow, snow, snow.
Snow, snow, snow.
Snow, snow.
Oh, winter will never be the same.
I know winter won't be the same
because I'll see snow and it's not you.
Look, he talking to my chick.
Get out of here, nigga.
That was Gibbyon featuring an angel.
An angel in my eyes.
An angel that has fallen from the sky.
Anyways.
Yo, I'm going to jump into Snow's DMs and hit her with my Doug line.
What's the Doug line?
Like the cartoon?
Hey, what's going on?
My name is Doug.
That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of U.
She's going to block this nigga.
Yo, here he goes.
She's going to block this nigga.
Yo, so here's the thing.
I was going to play Joe's album for the five year anniversary.
I'm now reconsidering.
I'm now reconsidering that entire idea.
How can I best you?
All right, go ahead, man.
Go ahead.
Comedy style.
Yeah, I know.
Sure.
Comedy style.
There's a lot of comedy.
God, back with a little bit of you man is it funny if there's
a little bit of truth to it
yeah
I was about to compliment you
I just don't want to anymore
nah I was much realer of a dude
when this came out
nah it's mud all over
mud everywhere
I was gonna say
I'm not playing
Unnecessary Pain or Immortal
but I was gonna say
those are those like
different different records
I wanted to compliment you and I had a cool speech but after you gave that line I'm no playing a necessary pain or immortal but I was gonna say is those are those like different different records I wanted to compliment you and I had a cool speech, but after you gave that line, I'm no longer doing that
I'll just play love for you. Happy five-year anniversary
So get these thoughts off real quick
I'm a thinker, it's like thinkin' shit Look, you liked me better before you knew my history
Before you knew who I was
That's when reaching our potential felt likely
Nobody liked me
Besides, see, if I stop being who I am
I'll stray toward who I might be
But you gotta look inside each song
That's where I proved it was really in sight all along
Bid all, so the privacy gone
Grab the pen, sit down and write these wrongs
Just how I write these wrongs, but look
You liked me better when I spoke using censorship
Before you knew I was really insensitive
That was back when it was you and me
And curiosity killed you, you had to Google
me Now I won't call the headlines a liar
Some are true and some are false That's for y'all to decipher, look
On rare occasions some of what they say'll bother me
I liked it better when the net was still a novelty
Cause now people who ain't found themselves Get a outlet yet don't know how they sound
themselves They like me better when I'm silent and don't
have an opinion Pretending to blend in like I'm a minion
Say a joke, keep talking that shit, he'll get him shot
But if rappers can't tie my shoes, how can I not shit?
Thought I had my city's support, I couldn't believe
Tied his shoes, not when you tied
But how can I not, get it?
Come on, man, why did he stop?
I like it better when I had nothing to lose Things when I felt like I had something to prove How can I not? Get it? Come on, man. Why did he stop?
Whoa. Relax, nigga.
You relax over here. You doing a... Chill out.
Why did he stop?
That rhymes with, how can I not?
He had a lot of game left in him. When I fucking never call again Without it they don't know what type of box I belong up in They like me better without reality television
Guess they didn't need to witness the hell I was living
In my shoes you too was still a fake
Popping 20 pills a day
Somebody gon' feel them
Wait look
And so these hoes just to pass time
After the past time they don't even pass my mind
You like me better way before you got lied to
But that don't really matter when you want me inside you Your friends saying I'll turn it down Obviously You like me better way before you got lied to But that don't really matter when you want me inside you
You're turnin' it down
Obviously
You like me better before I lied to you
No shit, idiot
Guess that affected his bladder
So when Jackie called me
Holy shit
That's hilarious
That's hilarious
Love for you
Shout out to Omani
Boy Wonder
And shout out to Boy Wonder
Love for you talking about
All the people that don't have love for you
It's crazy
After you lie to them
A little lie
Bitch would be so mad at a lie
Alright
Play a joint from
This is Dot Demo
This is Demon Eye Adolescence
This is a spot for your verse right here If you wanna rap or you wanna collab
I ain't no actress, no loose ends, less tears and stretches
Dukes ain't need schemes with them town investors
Demon out adolescent sneak
While you start a lawyer and ask no questions
This shit ain't for you kid, new frame of reference
Make your own, how you gon' own
When still one take alone Death wishes, nuclear threats Nick plated armor This shit ain't for you kid, new frame of reference, make your own How you gon' own one, still won't take a loan
Death wishes, nuclear threats, Nick Plated armor
Jesus Christ through the federales, long way to karma
Good intentions, irrational business, slave ship offers
Fourth quarter decisions, low grades, assault trailing out each office
Don't force the hand I write these grand your thoughts will walk through carefully
Skillfully carve my name and duck myself before thing marks my coffee
Time scheduling down pedaling tie severing fly rhetoric vibes trembling God's reckoning
It shines dwindling high adrenaline minds wendling divine melanin five elements not settling
Mind's dwindlin', divine melanin, five elements not sellin' Time scheduling, dime pedaling, tight severin'
Fly rhetoric, vibes trembling, God's reckoning
Your shines dwindlin', high adrenaline, mind swindlin'
Divine melanin, five elements not sellin'
Big mimosas, 10 am, finn stumblin' late
Ayy, fuck the label, corporate thuggin', need locations and dates
On my profit, new endeavors, few buy coastal estates
Two chauffeurs, one to get me home and one to ship out these plates
They dangerous
Shit man on the way, shit man on the way
Shit man on the way, shit man on the way
That's Doc Demo, Demon Eye Adolescences
Shout out to the Bronx
Alright
Oh, you're from the Bronx?
Yeah
That's dope
I'll give a little intro action
Oh no, oh my god
Oh my god
Hey boss, what up? Just when I thought I can't dig any deeper Said my last year was trash and they dig when it's deeper
They see what I see, I guess my vision was weak
Y'all mean check this out
Balloons ain't deflated over here
Y'all mean turn me up
Woke me up with the pitch
So it's in English now
Since they ain't wanna hear French
Ain't wanna hear words
Ain't want me with Kirko
They ain't wanna hear me happy
Now they looking for her
Show they'll hate it before they hear it
If they think it's commercial
And so they patiently waiting
For my fortunes reversal
Check it
It's like ever since Pundu's, took the high road and watched everybody underpass
Truth be told, God been looking out so much that I feel guilty when I ask him for more
Then I do it like this shit ain't never happened before
This is all a wild land on my bathroom floor
Hold up, I'm just asking him, give me strength to grow up
By now I'm sick and tired of laying in my own throw up
It's a given, then self-pity hits me
And I start to feel like I don't deserve to be forgiven
Like when you can't think, talking when you don't drink
But sneaking around your own kitchen
Cause you gotta get a swig and I got issues
Weeding vodka will settle some
Well ain't that the pot calling the kettle one
I know niggas so broke that they embezzle funds Too busy waiting for a chance that ain't that the pot calling the kettle one? I know niggas so broke that they embezzle funds
Too busy waiting for a chance that ain't never come
But this is bigger than having a debt I mean I can't stop my brain from imagining
death Then out the clear blue sky I cry random tears
Used to it, me and depression been a tandem for years
I suffer from self doubt, put a cramp in my fears
If there's a God this'll be the perfect span to appear
I'm not a street nigga never claimed that sport and some of
that train of thoughts insane had to abort so people say I changed I believe
I should even so the goal's always been the
leaderhood none of this should be a shock to y'all logic says if you still
there that's an out to y'all since you want a nigga furthest from his dreams love's
gone DOA once we left the murder scene
Where your love go, the trust go
It's like you hit my heart with a snub nose
I don't give a fuck, yo
Where did the love go?
Guess it's all up low
And I hustle, I struggle
Say it to a person and cut slow
I don't give a fuck, yo
Where did the love go? That's my friend
Joe Budden
And my other friend
Amani
That is
All Love Lost
The intro to that song
And my friend Parks
Who engineered it
Yeah
And co-produced it
With 8 Bars
8 Bars
Yo it's our birthday
This weekend
Happy birthday 8 Bars Your birthday'sars, yo, it's our birthday this weekend. Happy birthday, 8 Bars.
Your birthday's coming up, right?
Sunday, Saturday night, to me.
Oh, so what are we doing? Let's turn it up.
The fuck, man? It is Park's birthday
this weekend. You got any plans?
Not really. Get drunk with my friends.
Y'all are invited?
So we're not your friends?
You are. you are my friend
lastly
and I'm not bringing this up again
but
the public
the public
and the audience
should just know
because we don't research things
that Ice Cube's
very close business partner
Jeff Quatnitz
or whatever his name is
is very very close with
Steve Bannon.
Take it for what it's worth.
Take that as something for sure. He's going on
Cuomo's show tonight. I'm going to tune in.
Alright, hold up, man.
We out of here. I feel like I need to
play more Give Me On.
Yeah, I'll play more Give Me On
since we started with
There we go.
Mic check, mic check, mic check, mic check.
That guitar is just hard, man.
I wouldn't mind if the song was like five more minutes longer.
Five minutes longer.
All right, good pod, gentlemen.
The money band's Hawkbox.
What's your weekend plans?
Weekend plans.
I thought he was out to D.C.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, I'm probably just going to be around the way.
I didn't even think twice about that.
Yeah, of course.
You know what I mean?
I was just podcast content.
I didn't even hit my driver yet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Probably going to sleep pretty early, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
Of course
Catch up on some rest
Yeah man
I'm thinking
Six, seven o'clock
Yeah
It's a good time to go to bed
Yeah
Not that anybody's trying to find me
In the after hours
But I'll be asleep at home
Yeah
By yourself
Alone
Without a question
Deflated
What'd you say Rory?
Nothing man I'll be around This weekend chilling Going to my god sister's Deflated. What'd you say, Rory? Nothing, man.
I'll be around this weekend chilling.
Going to my god sister's son's birthday party tomorrow.
Just chilling.
Rory be at them family functions, man.
I do, yeah.
My family has functions.
Function family.
We're dysfunctional, but we have functions.
So a dysfunctional family at family functions.
Those are fun.
We have dysfunction At the function
Dysfunctional
Functional
Yeah okay
The function of dysfunctioning
I do love that
Dysfunctional family line
Has anyone ever met
A functional family
No
Fully
Yeah
Every family is fucking
Crazy
There's something
There's something in there
There's a curveball
Yeah
Moms wouldn't let you go
To your friend's house
With a functioning family.
You'd start going back realizing things.
Like, Mom, they eat dinner at 5.
Shut up, boy.
It's really calm over there.
No one screams.
You ever date a girl and you go to her family function and she got a family member that's a little mentally challenged?
Every girl I've ever dated.
And you got to act like you understand what he's trying to say to you.
And you're scared at the same time.
Oh, I was about to say.
And he's like, no, he's just trying to see if you want to play the game.
You'd be like, okay, because I'm over here thinking he was about to attack me.
I went to the family function when the girl you was dating was the mentally challenged one in the family.
Looking up at the cousins like, nah, I'm going to take care of her.
I got her. I'm going to hold of her I got it I'm gonna hold
her down don't even worry about it her cousins snitch for like you're a better man like yo I'm
pulling you aside man I don't think you really know what you're getting into yeah I got it I
got it I figured all right Rory brings up a good topic back to potting when the family pull you to
decide like are you sure you want to do this with her? I've been there.
Add that.
We'll really get back to that one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
No, we won't.
Will we?
We'll try.
We should.
That's a good one.
All right, man.
Everybody be safe.
Be careful out there.
Enjoy your weekend.
Hopefully you enjoyed this podcast
as much as we enjoyed recording it.
Please keep us in your prayers, Lord.
We know.
Lord, no, we know.
Lord knows we need
to be there until the next time I bid you all adieu farewell hasta la vista so
long goodbye adios deuces 100 peace all of that good shit please remember life
is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's
all we have you know in the song while I'm talking. Get back there.
Now,
life is serious moments.
Blah, ah, ah, ah.
Yo, we getting out of here, man.
We'll talk to y'all on Wednesday.
Y'all hold it down.
We gone.
Balloons are deflating.
Did you hear when Bank of America
emails you and says your statement is available,
like you really want to look at it?
Yeah, nah.
Never want to look at that thing.
Never mind.
Yeah, you know, Uber is now making you take a picture with the mask on to send to the driver.
Yeah.
Rebel does that, too, with the scooters.
You got to take a picture with the helmet on.
And I want to shout out.
Wait, where's the helmet?
In the Rebel?
It's in the back
they got a little trunk there
I'm just saying
Rory's searching for the helmet
I've never
I was on the rebels
before there was a helmet involved
so everyone just puts the helmet on
yeah you gotta take a selfie
so everyone's nasty ass
head and hair
guys I promise
you can text each other this
I promise
also lastly shout out to Amazon and Coming to America 2 head and hair. Guys, I promise you can text each other this. I promise.
Also, lastly,
shout out to Amazon and Coming to America 2.
They paid a buck 25 million
for the exclusive rights
to Coming to America,
the sequel.
Oh, wow.
Damn.
Yeah.
As long as Eddie
and Arsenio's in it.
Well, I think they're both
the executive producers.
Don't give me Kevin Hart.
No, no, no. They're both in it. All right. They could put Keenan and Kel in there. I think they're both don't give me Kevin Hart no no they're both in
it all right look at the naked bikini and I think the producer could put
Keenan and Kel in there I'm still coming here biggin it up Amazon with another
one Ian takes one meeting stop for you fuck up the other meeting see why hurry Rory can't get in on the joke. See you all. Rory can't get in. Are we out of here? Hope you enjoyed the weekend. We're gone.
Gone.
That's called leverage.
I don't know.
We take it meaningless.
No, no, no.
No, Joe.
Bye.