The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 385 | "The Pouch"
Episode Date: October 21, 2020On this episode: Joe presses Mal about leaving his signature "money bag" under one of Joe's crushes (18:50). Joe also shares his thoughts on why music labels will no longer exist within the next decad...e (33:50), Jeffery Toobin gets caught "cranking off" on Zoom (48:50), men begging women for money (1:13:40), Kanye and 50 Cent's political views (1:55:20) and more! Sleeper Picks Joe | María Isabel - “Where Does The Love Go?” (Ft. Yeek) Rory | THEY. - “The Moment” Mal | Sheek Louch - “Onyx” Parks | Black Thought - “Fuel” (Ft. Portugal. The Man & The Last Artful, Dodgr)
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Where's the pre-pod banter?
I thought our banter prior.
Parks, put the fucking becks down.
Rory, put away your blistex.
No, this is what I hate.
I never lose the chapstick that I like.
I always keep the one that's trash.
I've had this for two weeks, the longest I've ever had one.
What is that long tube?
We'll call it Vazeline.
Vazeline.
Don't give him a full plug.
He has a Vazeline lip balm.
It's trash, man.
I don't recommend.
Don't use code JPB.
Does it have SPF 15 in it?
I don't know.
I'm more of a Burt's guy.
I'll throw some Blistex in there.
I didn't want to bring it up.
I didn't want to bring up the elephant in the room, you guys.
Rory's lips.
No part.
That was brought up.
But since Rory's bringing it up
with this no frills lip balm
that he has, I went in
Parks' bathroom, noticed that the good soap
is gone.
I'm just saying
subtle downgrades
that have been being made
since the deal.
Everything's pl went upstairs. Since the deal is up.
Everything's plush upstairs.
You did have a nice lemon soap for a while.
And now that bullshit says hand soap for everyone.
I'm like, fam, I'm looking for my-
Are you everyone?
Nah.
Nah, I'm looking for my shit when I'm in there.
That shit been on back order.
The lemon?
Yeah.
Is it the foam dispenser?
It is.
Turns it to foam? Yeah, man. Oh, man. That makes hand washing such an experience. It really does Yeah. Is it the foam dispenser? It is. Turns it to foam?
Yeah, man.
Oh, man.
That makes hand washing
such an experience.
It really does.
When it's the foam.
Pandemic times, man.
It's not easy.
The foam gets under
the fingernails.
Yeah.
Everything.
Such a great invention,
that foam pump.
It really is.
And what's up
with y'all mans?
I'm mans?
Yeah, you mans.
He's matchy mans.
Yeah, like this is a lot. matchy mans Yeah like this is a lot
Matchy mans today
This is a lot
Laker
Laker
Down to the socks
Laker socks
Laker sweats
Laker sweatshirt
Laker hat
He likes the Lakers
A lot of purple and gold
Laker chain
LeBron
Boxer briefs
What the fuck are you on today?
You got LeBron's boxers?
Throwing a gray sweatshirt You got a hot date today? No Got a hot you on? You got a little Broxers? Throw on a gray sweatsuit
You got a hot date today?
No
Got a hot date later?
I got a cold date
Hey I'm free after the pod
What'd you be saying?
I never said that
What'd you be saying?
Yo look at the shit
You think I'm saying
I'm free after the pod
But when do you tell
Like how do you do that?
You've never said that
Sentence before?
I'm free after the pod
I've never told anyone
I'm free after the pod
Come on
I said that today
Come on
The lies have gone too far Enough more I don't know never told anyone I'm free after the pod. Oh, come on. I said that today. Come on. The lines have gone too far, Maul.
Yeah, enough, Maul.
I don't know why
y'all think I'm this corny guy.
I'm not.
What's corny
about saying your schedule?
Because I'm not telling anybody
I'm free after the pod.
I'm not saying that.
What would you say
if a girl says,
I'm recording.
I'll be free later on tonight.
I'm not saying after the pod.
Hey, I'm trying to get together
with you on a weekend.
Hey, I'm trying to get together
with you this Tuesday,
maybe around six o'clock.
What are you doing?
I record on Tuesdays.
But not the entire 24 hours.
All right.
I record on Tuesdays.
There could be some time after the pod.
I don't schedule shit on Tuesdays or Fridays.
I record on those days.
I'm free after the pod.
And somehow you're still late every week.
Ah, you know.
Got to keep things on edge.
Oh, my God.
No, it's enough edge.
We're not in a union
I can't
it's enough edge
let's dull that razor a bit
I can't believe you said
tell them somebody
your availability
is corny
no you said
free after the pod
I've never said that
that's all I said
so I'm corny for saying
I got the pod on Tuesday
like if somebody said
let's get together
I don't use the pod
in real life
I only use that with y'all podcast is way too long of a word yeah yeah i just use that with y'all
i don't talk about work outside of here what you talk about life okay longevity you work in life
love happiness you're talking about longevity and love yeah you don't even tell her your schedule
that's how you know longevity you don't give me your schedule That's how you keep There's no longevity in that That's how you keep longevity
You don't give them your schedule
Okay
So when you want to see them
You can just make something up
I got that thing today
Yeah the pod
Yo the day one of your
The day one of your romantic interests
Comes to join us on this couch
So we all can have
An honest transparent talk
About what?
Life and longevity
Whatever you just said
Love
Why would you be talking to my lady
About life and longevity?
Because we care about the people you care for.
I have never talked to any of y'all loves of y'all life about y'all life and longevity.
So you won't be talking to mine.
Well, that's because you won't give them your schedule.
No, they have my schedule.
You are from that school of, hey, all of my closest friends, you guys have to stay away from my romantic interests.
You don't think that's odd?
That's not true.
I'm just saying you won't sit down and have a conversation.
Like kick it with him?
Not until like a wedding or something, right?
What are we allowed to talk about?
I mean, you can talk about anything,
not our relationship.
Talk about life.
Not longevity.
Not longevity, no.
Because you don't know how long she'll be around.
You don't want to sit around.
Man might go directly against
what I'm telling her at home.
We might have a short stimulus plan between us, and then here you come with the longevity.
Yeah, that's right.
And I'd be a little sick of that friend that is a serial dater.
I'm not going to get to know this one, too, bro.
I'm not doing this this time.
I keep getting invested.
I'm not acting like she's cis.
I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm done with this.
When y'all hit the five-year mark or the or the ten year mark maybe I'll ask her middle name
see
exactly
so that's why I don't bring nobody around
cause it's not
you know
I don't want y'all to just keep meeting people
like I've been
it's a lot to put on y'all at one time
I know y'all meet a lot of people as it is
so you're being considerate
yeah
duh
I'm always considerate of you guys
so what do you say when she says
how come I've never met any of your friends
they're busy
they're potty with the pod yeah we're free after though So what do you say when she says, how come I've never met any of your friends? They're busy.
They're potting.
With the pod?
Yeah.
We're free after, though.
They're potting right now.
You can't see them right now.
They're potting and hiding.
And it's quarantine time.
Paul definitely probably uses the same excuse I use with Jersey. It's like he waits.
I still have thoughts. It's like he waits. I still have thoughts.
It's like, you know what?
He has thoughts.
Not today.
He has thoughts.
No, I have thoughts.
I'm stopping.
We're still bantering.
We have nothing written down.
We can save the TI record.
And they've heard this TI record.
Have you ever used that excuse with Shorty, no one will come to the Bronx the way I do with Jersey?
Yes.
How often do you use that? And in what way? Not often. Because we'll come to the Bronx. way I do with Jersey? Yes. How often do you use that? And in what way?
Not often. Because we'll come
to the Bronx. I'm saying that on record now.
Because everybody meets in
Manhattan anyway when you want to hang out.
I haven't been to Manhattan in eight months.
Yeah, New Yorkers don't really chill
in each other's crib like that. It's true.
You kind of just meet. Exactly.
Alright.
What you know? jack hit it Joe I'm out. I thought you wanted to talk. We honoring T.I.
We honoring T.I.
Barks has been playing T.I.'s new album since Thursday.
We lit. I got an Atlanta trip for my future. And a Houston trip for my future.
And a Houston trip for my future. I know all about that I know that Bo-Bo on the low with a chainz at Fresh out the kit, tell the chicks where the cheese at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Let me see your bow, break the leg and let you show
Let me see your bow, break the leg and let you show
Let me see your bow, break the leg and let you show
Y'all already know what type of time I'm on.
Y'all know what the Kappas and Rory used to do when this came on.
That's a fact.
Let me see what you did with your shoulder, Rory.
Let me see.
I retired.
More, how you was giving it up, Mo?
Hey, my shoulder retired in 2011.
Hey, yeah.
No?
Bro, I'm clean and it be.
Now I'm finna shoulder lean and it yeah. No. I'm clean and it big. Now I'm finna show the lean.
I'm longer.
How old is this record?
Call me 15 and it big.
0-5-6.
Is it more in there?
30.
Dreams again.
I lean and get lit.
I'm on B6.
I'm lit, bro.
The opposite of primal.
Oh, that from Rory was 13.
It was 16.
This song won ringtone of the year. That was a big stat in 2006. That's how you know I owe this record, ringtone of the year.
If you needed any more evidence of how stupid and uninformed the actual music industry is,
they ran with the ringtone thing.
They thought that was the next wave after CDs.
Shit had a cool 13 months.
Then Blackberry and Apple came.
Hey, if some niggas today stealing fucked up ringtone deals,
somebody check on the Trapper Boys.
I pause with like Creon.
Hold no for the man, though.
I choked me.
I don't know how to let me go
Foul, frightening, left to let you show Hey, hey, hey, hey it right Step and let your shoulder be
Is that Angel?
I don't know, probably.
She looks like Angel.
First I need my wheels fit.
Then I'm in a home.
She's in surrounding cities.
I be seeing a sickness.
I don't think anyone else does.
Surrounding cities is sick?
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I'm your humble, gracious, grateful,
and highly favored host, JBZ.
That's a new name.
Just working on some aliases.
Okay, I like it.
Working on some new pet names.
Nickname they're giving you in the hallways
of the JBN office.
That's what Keeb calls you?
No, that's not what Keeb calls me.
I want to shout out to our YouTube viewership.
I want to shout out to our listenership across all DSPs.
I want to shout out to our first and last time listeners.
I want to shout out to the people that...
Who else do I want to shout out, actually?
Nope, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Unless you guys have any any friends or family
you'd like to send some love out to
hey guys
all of us single parents
because
right now it's probably rough on them
being home with the kids
homeschooling
zooming
shout out to the single parents
or parents in general
I'm pretty sure it's a rough time right now
alright shout out to the parents
I can support that yeah alright it's pretty tough right right now. All right. Shout out to the parents. I can support that.
Yeah.
All right.
It's pretty tough right now for them, I'm sure.
Yeah.
How's all?
All is well.
All is good.
Well, shout out to the two-parent homes where one of the parents wants to be a single parent.
Oh, yeah.
Must be really tough right now.
That's a thing, too.
That's a thing, too.
We don't talk about that enough.
Roy's been getting his parent shit off the last few pods.
Yeah. It's important. He's a parent. He's a doggy parent. That is true. I do have a daughter. That's the thing too We don't talk about that enough Roy been getting his parent shit off The last few parts Yeah
It's important
He's a parent
He's a doggy parent
That is true
I do have a daughter
I won't allow you to say
That the surrounding cities is toxic
I didn't say toxic
I just said
I peep the sickness
I share the same part of that brain
So I can identify it when others can't
Drake picked the whole chick up
And moved her to Katy, Texas
Yeah
To keep her away from the mix You know what it is? when others can't. Drake picked the whole chick up and moved her to Katy, Texas. Yeah.
To keep her away from the mix.
Like, Katy, Texas is not that far away from Houston.
Yeah, like, Drake said
he should have put her somewhere
where no one could find her.
How about just make her your girlfriend?
Like, that's always works, too.
You can just make her your girlfriend
and everything's fine.
That sounds like a really bad idea.
I'm just saying, like,
you should have put her somewhere
where no one could find her?
No, because when we make her our girl,
you'll be like,
oh, y'all keep circulating
the same chicks. I mean, y'all do, like, oh, y'all keep circulating the same chicks.
I mean, y'all do, though.
Yeah, y'all do.
Which is why you would want to put someone somewhere where no one could find them.
Possibly KTX.
There's other women out in the world, though, that's not in the rotation of celebrities and entertainers.
Beautiful women.
But what's the fun in that?
Thank you all.
If you can't brag about smashing someone else's piece.
Thanks, Mr. Wise
yeah
just a thought
just throwing it out there
no
I don't want to fuck
the same girl's
soldier boy mall
so sorry
hey listen
teach his own
you know
aren't you the oracle
just in case guys
forgot that it's
other women out there
mall always pop out
with like some
common sense jewel
of course
shut the fuck up.
I'm sick of him now.
The mall fans eat up.
Ain't nobody real on that pod than mall.
One day we can have a pod about the mall fans.
They're my favorite fans.
Oh, God.
I love them all fans.
They're not fans.
I hate them.
They're not.
They're your students.
They're fanatics.
No.
They're students.
I think you're right.
They just relate. That's all. They're just sitting. They're fanatics. No, they're students. I think you're right. They just relate.
That's all.
They're just sitting there collecting jewels.
That's it.
They relate.
Before this pod started, we were talking about City High,
which reminded me that all of the women that Maul has ever had a crush on,
he's lost traction with.
They all got married or pregnant.
Claudia Ortiz.
That was definitely a question.
They went on without you.
I'm with you, Maul.
Without me?
Yeah.
Cassie.
Well, Maul wasn't part of the group.
That's why I didn't have a shot.
You should have made a group.
I tried.
I tried.
You tried to join City High?
Yeah.
After the third rehearsal,
I was like,
I'm blowing this joint.
I won't be here tomorrow, buddy.
You don't feel a way about the alleged cash doll pregnancy, honestly?
No.
If she is pregnant, congrats.
If she's not, congrats.
All right, let's just start, man.
What you got?
What you got?
What's hot off the press?
I'm just trying to think of Mal's, what his part of City High, what would you do be?
Like, what his advice to Shorty would have been.
Like, I should have got that abortion, ma.
Maybe.
That would have been your verse?
Yeah.
Depending on how the relationship went.
Have you ever had to have that conversation?
Abortion?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How'd it go?
Oh, it was pretty cool.
Clearly it worked.
You don't have kids.
Yeah, I mean, not that it worked.
That he knows about.
It wasn't anything crazy because we were on the same page.
Because we were like, fuck new life, right?
No, we were on the same page.
She wasn't ready for a kid.
I wasn't ready for a kid.
We was like fucking right.
When you put it like that, you fucking Republican.
He said we was on the same page.
Yeah, we were.
It has fingernails.
Relax.
Rory, we don. It has fingernails. Relax. Roy, don't.
Well, we don't have a job.
I read somewhere now that it's legal to get an abortion at nine months.
More, more, more.
Before you and Mark start talking about this.
You got to stop going on those Trump Facebook pages, man.
No, it's real.
Biden's going to make abortion legal after two years of the child being alive.
It's so true.
I'm just telling you, in certain states, it is.
It's not a problem.
Just tell me what's the result.
You can research it.
I'm going to go back to where he's talked a joke about wanting to get an abortion, but the girl is attached to something like, oh, my God.
Like her child?
But they have a brain already.
And I do, too too this is much better
than my topic right
go ahead no take it away
I'm joking I'm joking
comedy's down
alright where would you
gentlemen like to begin
well I only spoke to Maul
and Maul didn't give us
very much
how was your weekend Parks
birthday weekend
hey
you know what I mean
just a little edibles
little drinks
the crib
with the homies.
That's a fun time.
It sounds like a fun time.
A mature fun time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the pandemic.
Can't do too much.
You can't.
You can't.
Gotta be home.
Play the house.
Were you invited?
No.
You guys were all invited.
Were you invited?
No, I was not.
I was not.
I wasn't invited either.
I invited all of you.
Where?
In person.
On the podcast.
On iCloud?
I think it's actually on the podcast.
That doesn't count. I think it's actually on the podcast i think it's
recorded on the podcast must be that new iCloud invite yeah i didn't get that one you knew they
came up with no the ad came on right over i think it's on SoundCloud actually you be talking and
niggas at the genius bar hey but i had pictures here you had the cloud yeah fam go in the cloud
yeah and find my shit yeah and then they take your phone in the back and you start thinking
about what's on there?
Yeah.
Bring my shit out here, fam.
Yeah, let's search together
on the cloud.
Listen.
You know there's a nasty ass cloud
in the back of every Apple store.
There's a nasty cloud.
There's a nasty cloud.
There's all the news.
There's a nasty cloud.
There's a nasty cloud.
It's a rainstorm.
They got lit
when my phone was refurbished.
The nasty cloud was on fire when I went in here.
Just come out the bag with a little smirk on their face.
So, Mr. Button, everything showed up.
You're fine.
But listen, I'm also the guy that, you know, when the disposable cameras were in,
and I used to take the shit to CVS,
they would just develop the pictures and take the pictures they liked out of it.
Yeah.
Like when the nudies were in there, and then they were just gone,
and then you'd have to talk to the CVS guy like,
yo, my wife was naked in here.
I know you said, nah.
Don't have that one.
You know her name.
She comes in here a lot.
Oh, they didn't give you your negatives?
Like, I want my negative.
Don't try to copy my negatives.
Like, give me my shit back.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's true.
Developing pictures was a nasty time.
For sure.
Well, anyways.
With that said.
How was your guys' weekend?
What'd you do?
Did you go to D.C.?
I said home, waiting to be invited to a friend's birthday kickback at his house.
I invited you in person.
It's fine.
It's cool.
What'd you do?
Me and Maul aren't people.
We aren't people.
I asked the room. We're potters. I was home. I was home. I didn't do shit. Yeah, I didn't do shit. Let's go. What'd you do? Me and Maul aren't people. We aren't people. I asked the room.
We're potters.
I was home.
I was home.
I didn't do shit.
Yeah, I didn't do shit.
I was home watching you
celebrate your birthday without me
and watching Maul put money bags
under every Snow picture.
Just one.
Snow, she look great.
She look great.
Getting to the beef early.
Snow gave the streets
something this weekend.
How'd that make you feel, Joe?
She fed the wolves.
I was confused, honestly.
By her or by Maul?
Never her.
She can do no wrong.
Of course.
By me?
And you're not one of those insecure boyfriends.
No, I am.
She can get those off.
No, all the way.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, Maul, I was just confused by that because I don't do that to all your crushes.
No, this was just appreciation.
But don't.
That's all just appreciation. But don't. That's all it was just appreciation.
How do you tell the difference between the appreciation money bag and the I want to beat money bag?
To Joe's point, I've never seen him put an emoji under a cash doll photo.
Or India Love.
Because he knows that was your crush.
Or Cassie.
Or Claudette Ortiz.
Or Sasha from Fordham.
You just said bad things
about India Love on air
that I didn't like.
I didn't take too kindly
to those words.
Let's piece it up.
No, I like beefing with you, nigga.
Oh.
Okay.
Hence the money bags
under the snow.
Yeah, that was weird.
He's provoking you.
It was weird.
Look at Chris Parrish
still right under
chill me a mortar.
Look at his money bag.
You ain't say nothing to him, though.
In Spanish.
Yeah.
I had to jump in her DMs.
Pardon my friend.
I haven't fully told him our situation.
I apologize.
I don't want you to think that we view you as just one of those shits.
That my friends think it's comfortable to do that.
I apologize for his behavior.
Tell me about when you apologize for your friend.
No.
Let's talk about the conversation.
Well, not you.
You stay shut.
I had a life at one point.
When she would come to you, your friend's in my DMs saying some wild shit, and you don't care?
And then she starts adding up that she's the slide?
Yeah, you got to act like you care though.
Damn, he must not know.
I'm done with this narrative for men.
What, you gotta act like you care?
Nigga, men care.
Not all the time.
Men care a lot.
No, men definitely care.
A lot of the time.
It depends on who the girl is.
Mad of the time.
I wouldn't say mad.
Mad of the time.
Yeah, no, but when you're younger
and less becoming,
you have to have that shit
you was raised on where it's
like, if she's not your
girl, she's for
everybody.
It's fair game.
When that's not the
case, because inside
you like her a lot.
But the problem is
you don't relate that
to your friends.
Like, you can't be in
front of the homies
and be like, I don't
give a fuck.
And then when you get
home, whoa, why the
fuck you sit so close
to him?
It's like, fam, you
just said the homies,
you don't care about
her like that.
Because once you give the, yo, I care about her,
I like her, the homies are like, all right, cool.
They back off.
See, my thing in men conversations,
it never comes up how that conversation even
comes up in front of the homies, which
is why I'm circling back to you saying
you wouldn't invite a romantic interest to sit
next to us on the couch.
And talk about our relationship?
Well, talk about anything.
But how do you be around the homies in the company?
Yo, so how you really feeling about her?
Like, what happens?
No, you tell your friends,
like, yo, I really like her.
Like, I'm feeling her.
Like, that happens
in conversation with the homies.
You tell your homies
who you like.
Maybe not as much as you should.
Maybe not as much as you should.
Exactly.
But you do have that conversation
with your homeboys.
Cool, I think I love her.
No, I think your friends
just like to see signs.
Yo, we went out last night.
Yo, I'm feeling her.
I ain't gonna lie.
Like, I like this girl. Nigga, why think your friends just like to see signs. Yo, we went out last night. Yo, I'm feeling high. I ain't going to lie. Like, I like this girl.
Nigga, why am I telling
any of my mans
any of that
at any time?
Why wouldn't you?
Y'all ain't safe spaces for me.
That's true.
No, it's definitely true.
Your friends aren't
safe spaces for you?
No.
I've only been saying
this podcast for five years.
No, but if you like a girl,
you should tell your friends
so that there's no...
And I just always say...
I got to tell my friends
so my friends know not to go at her or leave money bags on their picture?
No, no, no.
That's why it's not a safe place.
Not go at her, but you just tell your friends so that they know what it is now.
They understand, okay, so now I might not say certain shit around her because it might fuck up.
You might have to have a conversation.
You might hold back and let her know what you're doing later?
No, I don't do that to chicks my homeboys this day.
I'm just saying you might tell her something something And then now I'm around her thinking
Like you and her
Ain't even like that
And I'll say something
And she'll be like
Oh but that's not what
He told me like
So it fucks up your
Oh you would say
Some shit like
Yo I know I only
Been around you a couple times
But you seem like a good girl
Just letting you know
He
Nah he ain't the one
Yo why you trying to paint me like
I'm asking you a valid question
I would never do nothing like that
Thank you
You know that
But you know that though i don't know you think
yo see see don't say all right come on come on come on come on back to the five back to the five
you like playing stupid with me man how do i know you're trying to paint me a certain way in the
light i don't like that you know damn well i would never say no shit like that to a girl you're dating
but this is this is you want to see her get a heart broke hold up this is my this is my retort to that yes i don't think that you would say anything
like that but wait men never have a way to confirm what a man would or wouldn't say i wouldn't be
there to know you would until the girl reports back what your man's saying you know i would
never tell you bitches i wouldn't talk to. I'm kidding!
Good one, man.
That's some fun.
Yo, we don't have many topics today, so I'm just here to talk shit and antagonize and provoke my...
We're going to give him an hour of funk and we out of here.
Let's go.
Listen, I've spent my entire week watching Bink and Just Blaze end up in the same rooms on Clubhouse.
Me too.
How's that going?
It is so much fun.
Lost Spice?
No.
No, no, none.
Good.
No, it's like...
But you feel like there's some tension in the room.
There's been tension in the room for a decade plus now.
It's like a joust.
It's tension on the globe.
So wait, are they like out group chatting each other?
No, they're like...
Damn, we shouldn't even be snitching like this, but fuck it.
None of this talk about.
No, they're like, they're fucking out-industrying each other.
Powerful.
Like one of the young aspiring acts would say, hey, you guys, can you talk to me about how you got some of your best placements?
And the Just Plays come in and say some ill shit like, yo, you got to take the 90% over here and the 10%.
And when you do
the place and that's how i made 50 million and then ben could come in and say yeah but let me
just add to that when you take the 90 that's like they're a tag team of industry jousting
go ahead y'all i like shit like that yeah yeah yeah friendship that's a good way to squash a
beef too it is it is to just end up in friendship. That's a good way to squash a beef, too. It is. It is.
To just end up in the same room as somebody.
And having a conversation with somebody else. That's usually how they end.
Yeah.
Or get worse.
Depends.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, I just had that situation in LA, but we won't talk about that.
Oh, now we have to talk about it?
No, we won't.
You have beef?
No, not beef.
A situation where a tiff was untiffed?
A situation where a friend of mine tried to get me and another former friend to speak,
and it went left quickly.
Whose fault?
Yours or the friend?
The other person.
Not my fault.
Got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
I'm always weary
about being that middle man
a lot of the times
yeah
like I would love to see
two people that I fuck with
fuck with each other again
but I
in my 20s
but I told
I told my homeboy
this is gonna go bad
mind my business
yeah I told him
I was like
this is gonna go bad
cause you have to know
that where the other person is
you know it's a lot of ego
right
that type of shit
and you know that
so it's like fam i'm
telling you how this is going to go bad i'm just telling you because you're trying to like make
this men's happen and i don't really care to talk to the dude again like i'm cool you know what i'm
saying i didn't do anything i didn't see i disagree with that part what the i don't really care to
talk to the dude i mean but once you know the full story of what happened, you would know why I'm at that place now.
For you, it's irreconcilable?
Oh, at this point, absolutely.
Got it.
And that was after the
attempt at the reconciliation?
Yeah.
Got it.
Before that, it was like,
if he apologizes
because he knows he's lying,
he made up some shit
because of ego or whatever.
So it's like, okay, I understand.
I'm willing to have a conversation,
but when he came in hot the way he did, it was like was like fam don't ever have me in the room with this dude again
and that's why the the mediator needs to be a certain type of person absolutely he needed to
flush it out with both sides yeah because it's much different when you're just talking to one
side and then just talking to the other side you're like well they both seem calm and rational
no this should be easy yeah and then they get in same it's like like if he came if he came in the conversation like the men's conversation
like that then he came at you like that on the phone when you say you I want to
get y'all in the same rooms you understand like his energy was like that
over the phone so you should have known right there like I'm not putting I don't
I'm not the guy that ever tries to mend the friendship I'm not now that I think
about it other people or yours?
Of my friends.
Not me, not me.
You never played the mediator, you're saying?
Yeah, I don't really mediate
when two friends of mine are beefing.
I only step in when I feel like
the respect level that each one of them should have
for me is now being violated.
Like, y'all can beef with each other.
And I'm cool with that right but
we should have i should have some type of some type of credit with each of you to where like
on my 30 whatever birthday party i was where i won't say it was but two niggas tried to get
something popping in the backyard of my house i'm upstairs trying to put trousers on or some shit
and i look out the window and he niggas ready to go at it.
Yeah,
but in my yard, fam?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So y'all wait,
y'all both got an invite here that said,
oh, this nigga's gonna be here.
I'm gonna turn it up
and show him.
But that was my homeboy's thing.
He was like,
yo, he's not gonna disrespect my house.
He's not gonna...
And I said, okay.
Because I didn't want it
to seem like I wasn't willing
to make amends.
You know what I'm saying?
I said, listen, I said what I said.
I'm telling you how this is going to go.
It's going to go bad because I know him.
I know where his ego is.
I know where, you know what I mean?
I was like, all right, but I'm willing.
I think men need more, and not to stay on this, but I do think men need more means of reconciliation.
Less ego. Less ego is one of those things.
Just put your ego to the side, man.
But for men, it's like,
when the mutual friend tries and fails,
like, we don't have much else.
Yeah.
No.
Then it's like, all right.
It's over.
It's over.
Hands clean.
Exactly.
Let me ask you a question.
How many people were in the room?
Because that's always a big thing, too,
with the ego shit.
If it's just the three of y'all, the two of y'all on the mediator it tends to go a lot better because
egos can get put we were alone it was it was just we were in a car it was us three in a car
and y'all couldn't squash it in a car yeah god that's yeah it's too much ego that is toxic it's
just too much ego man and and like i said i'm i'm not beefing with nobody like that's where my energy
is that i don't have issues with nobody
I don't have beef with nobody
Like if you want to talk crazy
I'm not
I don't have to prove I'm tough
Because once we go there
As grown men
It's bigger consequences now
It changes everything
That's my other rule
I'm never going to fight my friend
I'm not doing that
No no no
Even if we're not friends anymore
I'm
Because
Especially when I didn't do anything right
you understand because now it looks like i'm fighting because i'm trying to defend some
bullshit i did i don't have no animosity towards you bro like i didn't do anything to you i didn't
do anything fucked up so my energy is not negative it's like now when you start talking crazy i look
at you like oh okay i fought my friends but not usually a serious level because i was of the
belief when i was younger,
if we have some type of tension and we're really friends,
let's go in the back, scrap real quick, and then we'll be good.
Right.
But the older I've gotten, I realized that doesn't solve anything
but getting aggression out.
Yeah.
Nothing was really solved.
Y'all just got each other's aggression out.
You're like, yo, we both fought.
It's cool.
It's over with.
But nothing was ever really solved.
You still have that shit festering in the
back of your head
of what was really
bothering you
and a fist fight
isn't going to solve it
that's not a good
time for the friend fight
I've gotten like
drunk friend fights
a million of them
with most of my friends
but that's a different
white boy shit
it is white boy shit
it is
we fight our friends
it's just not anymore
I don't want to do that anymore
it's just different
when it's too much ego
we're going to Hoboken
one of y'all white boys
that just
Hoboken's definitely good for that.
Just enjoy your tipsy and have a blast.
What'd you say, Mo?
No, it's just when there's too much ego, so you got to just walk away sometimes.
For sure.
You recognize that this person's ego is just always going to be bigger than the room.
So you got to let them have the room.
That's just what I learned.
Let them have the room.
Leave.
Somewhere along the lines in life, they'll realize that they were tripping, which I already know is why my energy is not negative towards them because I know you're fighting something internally.
It's not even about me.
You're going through something internally.
Do you think it's soft to say to your friend, your male friend, hey, let's go to therapy together?
No, I think that's actually dope.
I think we should make that cool.
Okay, I agree.
Which is why I was willing to have a conversation about the whole thing anyway.
Well, we're going to have a talk about snow later.
But a lot of that time.
With the therapist?
I'm not over that.
With the therapist.
Does he put more money bags than he normally puts?
Wow.
Well, it was just an appreciation.
I'm going to say, Joe, how did the money bags make you feel?
Scream in, scream in, scream in.
Relax, okay?
Relax.
No, that Zoom was amazing, Scream Man.
Thank you.
I saw myself in a reflection of the glossy stomach.
What would you gentlemen like to discuss today?
Oh, shit.
You know what I learned over the break?
Know what somebody told me?
What?
And it made me feel a little better about myself?
What?
That when you're fat, because I'm fat now.
I got this kangaroo pouch that just won't leave.
Just a dad bod.
I know.
No, I look like a dad.
100%.
And I was feeling down
one day about it, guys.
Okay.
You can afford lipo now.
I'm not going to get it.
I would clown you.
I mean, if it made you feel better.
You wouldn't know.
I ain't going front.
Sometimes I look in the mirror.
I think you know when someone
goes from fat to not in 24 hours.
My bad, you go to DR for a month.
I don't know about that.
Because if it's a noticeable difference
like you have to shut up
like when Kevin Liles got skinny
well I think that was
for health reasons
okay like
it was Madden
Big Boy
when Big Boy got skinny
I think that was for health reasons
anytime somebody gets skinny
you're going to say
it's for health reasons
I just think those two cases
but you're not that
you're not a big guy
you're not unhealthy fat
yeah you just have
a little stomach that's it that's what i'm saying oh thanks guys yeah so if you
want to do it for you do it for you bro i'm not getting lipo lipo just detox for a week get rid
of that immediately some get a nice tea well not not eat no you can still eat but just detox like
flush your system tea don't eat no like greasy fast oh like do shit
like healthy for me to sustain life that's it yeah never that just for a week you'll see this
don't eat anything enjoyable for a week yeah a young lady who shall remain anonymous
told me that when the guy guys have the little kangaroo pouch uh if a chick is riding you a certain way, then the pouch can provide sensation to her clitoris.
Okay.
And I had a whole new...
Advantage pouch.
Come on, come on.
So now the pouch stays.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do a diet cleanse.
You're not providing stimulation.
Yeah, I'm trying to add a few more pounds to this thing.
Again, where would
you gentlemen like to begin what do y'all want to start is there any music that has been released
are there any music questions is there any music anything are they killing music right before our
very eyes yes why do i say that yeah Yeah. Because music and...
Oh, man.
Should I even say stuff like this?
Yeah, come on.
We used to be...
Pull the curtain back.
Music thinks that music is only in competition with music, and they're not.
That's what I'll say.
Music thinks that music is only in a competition with music.
The pouch story.
The pouch got him going.
The pouch.
the way the pouch got him going what am i saying i'm just saying that that's a myth like like you only have it's the same
theory as if fucking how many cars could you drive at once just one like we only have two
a set of eyes and a set of ears.
So the longer I'm on this,
whatever app I'm on on my phone,
is the more time,
they're fighting for our time.
It's more time I'm not spending listening to music
or watching a show
or making some shit.
Like, music is in competition
with everything.
Anything that streams
is in competition with it.
Distribution is.
More so. Because, I mean, everything anything that streams is in competition with it distribution is more so because i mean the the three major labels all are in business with movies visuals music they're
within everything already all the labels will be dead soon i'm no longer even acknowledging the
labels that's me uh just telling y'all where i'm at on the future. Are you saying the sub-labels of, for example, like Interscope or An Island or...
In 2030...
Because those conglomerates of Universal, Warner,
are not going anywhere.
I don't know that.
I don't know that.
I'm only speaking for me.
Them niggas is doing...
See?
Let's do it.
Spill the tea.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
The industry is musical chairs. For sure. So, yeah, let's see, let's see, let's see. The industry is musical cheers.
For sure.
So, yeah, it's always been like that.
So who's to say that...
Well, not always.
It's been for the past 30 years.
Our lifetime.
Oh, that's my lifetime.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Enough for me.
Sure.
Who's to say that the head person at this label or company
won't be bought out or inherited or hired by the bigger
company over here that's not music and swallowed them whole i just don't know that music labels
will be prominent at all in 2030 i don't i don't believe that i mean but most it might be one of
them if you look at universal Universal on the amount that they own
and the amount that Sony owns,
yeah, it's that already.
Unless there was major legislation or something
that reverted masters back to artists or whoever, estates,
labels will exist to some degree.
And when they already have actual stock and percentage
into the major distributions, which are DSPs now,
they're already in business with the next wave.
They're part of it.
They have ownership in it.
So that's why I don't think they're going anywhere
because they bought into what the next wave is
and I think will continue to do so
whatever the next thing is after streaming.
I think more and more new music
will not go through major label systems, though, for sure.
I'm arguing the future of music not anything that stands or or anything as is right this second
song that's where i'm arguing i mean it's back to more or less and i think the future is what
parks just said which is why i'm not going to acknowledge the end of what he just said
if if in the future they have found a way to to make you whole again with your royalties and your masters or find
a cool way to make everything
direct to consumer, then the next wave
the next wave of artists
if that continues
I don't see labels being prominent in 2030
I don't see it
you're going to get yours back, thanks to Kanye West
but no, the same way
the major labels, they're buying
into tech companies, Apple's a tech company Spotify's a tech company, the same way the major labels, they're buying into tech companies.
Apple's a tech company.
Spotify's a tech company.
The music is just to advertise.
That's what's keeping you there.
That's what's bringing the users in.
But yeah, they're just buying into tech companies.
So distribution is now different.
Like at one point,
your local music store
or whatever the bigger ones
were just selling CDs
and then eventually DVDs.
Now it's,
it's a much different capacity.
Now Spotify is trying to get video and audio to keep you there,
which major labels have stock in.
So it's just a recycled tornado of the same companies.
That's why I don't think labels will go anywhere.
Yeah.
Maybe the sub labels will disappear, but the people that own them won't, they own the distribution companies. That's why I don't think labels will go anywhere. Yeah, maybe the sub-labels will disappear,
but the people that own them won't.
They own the distribution too.
I disagree.
Well, it's not really a disagreement.
It is a fact.
The majors do have money into the DSPs.
I'm disagreeing because you're still speaking
in present tense, and I am not.
So what you're saying is a fact yes what i'm saying is
i do not know that those will be the only available distribution sources in the future
oh i don't think they will be by no means i mean come on it changes all the time they are now i
mean bandcamp's a big player and i don't believe that there's any major label ownership there.
Sure.
Sure.
I mean, they're probably looking, the majors are probably looking more into the Spotify's
and Apple's of the world.
But there's still a huge market for the Bandcamp's, the SoundCloud's, and everyone else of that
nature.
See, like, kind of, this is what I'm saying, you guys, right here.
This is fresh off the press.
TikTok announces partnership with artists to debut new music ahead
of friday releases uh thursday nights are exciting for music fans is when midnight strokes blah blah
blah blah but tiktok is looking to give fans an opportunity to hear new music ahead of midnight
as part of their new watermarked series the platform is partnering with artists to debut
new music for fans directly with for fans directly within the app. It was announced today, October 20th,
every Thursday at 11.30 p.m.
and artists will host Watermarked on TikTok Live
to give users an exclusive first listen to a new album
before it hits streaming services at Monday,
I mean, at midnight, reports Billboard.
Much like in the vein of the the twitching the the twitch community being able to
accept tips much like in the vein of cash app shout out to cash app you already know the vibes
cash app and spotify partnering to give money away the next phase in digital tech land in joe's brain
are is all of these different companies that hate each other figuring out the
best way to capitalize on cultural capital and that's going to involve new distribution streams
uh direct to consumer shit money giveaways new just new ways for fans to release and profit off of music and if that happens this
entire decade then 2031 looks like what i don't think there's a whole bunch of labels floating
around in 2031 no that's why i agree with you i said prominent no i don't think yeah one or two
yeah i mean i think yes the universals and the sonys of the world eventually want to get
there too where it is just a very small that you're signed to universal and universal only
you're signed to sony and sony only but it's kind of back to your the ringtone thing we were talking
about the tiktok thing the way we did with vine the way we did with snapchat like these fads come
and go and i don't i'm not saying tiktok just a fad, but there has been things just like it in the past where labels had profited off Snapchat, and they went right to Snapchat for any exclusive.
All right, let's do the Snapchat thing for this release.
It is part of the major label rollout as well, and they have conversations with all of these tech companies prior to. That's why I'm only saying I just don't see the major, major ones going away
because they're in bed
with all of these tech companies as is.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, I'm sure that the article you just read
is something that Universal and TikTok
came up together with.
The fact that they're in bed together,
and we don't have to stay on this for too long,
but the fact that they're in bed together, and we don't have to stay on this for too long, but the fact that they're in bed together
and hate each other
says where this will land by 2030.
They are in bed together.
And I'm sure all of us as men
have been in a bed with a chick
that we were trying to figure out
how to get the fuck out of the bed.
I mean, that was going to be my point.
Who's never been in a bed with someone they didn't hate?
That's been going on in the music industry since before since before time yeah but don't dance on both sides
rory because i want to i want to encourage everyone you included to not deal with what is
and to not deal with what we know presently like i want you to just imagine just just imagine
and in doing so some of that shit that just seems really far-fetched
i don't think it will be and i agree there i'm going off the history of every single era in
music and how it's changed and how majors not i'm not talking about just an interscope i know
interscope sounds like a major i'm talking about who owns Interscope,
has adapted to the times and has had the leverage with the music they have.
We may think they're a step behind, but they're not.
So I'm not just not going to automatically think.
I agree with you.
I'm not automatically going to think that,
all right, let me just imagine Never Never Land,
that it doesn't exist.
I've watched them adapt every single time.
So I can't sit here and say,
well, it's over because TikTok wants to premiere songs
on a Wednesday night.
I know that's a bigger theory
and an overall thought there
that things could change
if these tech companies just go direct to consumer.
I'm sorry, direct to artist.
But I've seen everyone adapt.
I've seen Universal make some shady moves
with the leverage they have to make sure they stayed in this game.
And music is such a minuscule thing to that entire company that they can take risks where they'll lose money to get in with the tech companies because they have enough coming from fucking movies and owning the world.
That's all.
I agree.
I agree with everything you just said, especially about adaptation.
Right. I agree with everything you just said, especially about adaptation, right?
And that adaptation is why I believe what I believe.
Like, you're right.
They always adapt.
But how do you view that?
What is your perspective on it?
The creator of Vine, and I would have to Google it, but he's somewhere else really important right now.
Oh, absolutely.
Like, high up.
High up in the chain.
Fucking, we keep talking Cash App, Cash App, Cash App, Cash App.
It's Square.
Google it.
Square.
It's musical chairs in the tech world, too. And when we talk about Square, we're talking about Jack.
When we're talking about Jack, we're talking about Twitter.
And Vine.
And Vine. Fam, these niggas are genius geniuses so I do agree with everything Rory is saying
the geniuses are
figuring shit out
and adapting I just think the
adaptation is going to eliminate
some things not keep them present
the geniuses are figuring out
how to get the other fucking
cockroaches out of the bed.
You also have to account for the potential curveball of legislation on these big companies that will probably eventually happen.
Where there will be monopoly antitrust suits against some of these major, major companies that own the entire world.
Data laws too, with everything going on.
Because so much of what makes those businesses thrive
is our data.
So once you handicap that or put a block on it,
it does change things a bit.
Fam, just two years ago,
we were talking about the government
attempting to tax the internet.
Like that was a real conversation that we were having.
So none of this shit is far-fetched.
No doubt.
It's just when you're at that level, that we were having. So none of this shit is far-fetched. No doubt.
It's just when you're at that level,
we always talk about how the majors are always a step behind.
They're late to the party.
You can be late to the party
when you have that much leverage
and that much capital.
You skip a million steps
once you put your foot down
being late to the party.
And that's where the creators
are more handicapped.
Because we don't have that major step that we can take and be late and be like, well,
we'll take that now.
Yeah, we don't have the Beatles in our back pocket.
Yeah, it's a little different.
And as much as a lot of these tech companies rely on new music and doing new dances and
new shit, new shit, new shit,
that back catalog means a lot.
It means a whole lot.
To simplify this for the listeners, the techie people are fighting with the music people.
And I'm betting on the techie people.
Smart bet, probably.
I think the music people are betting on them, too.
That's why they've partnered with them on every single change
that has happened
in the music industry.
Meek out there going crazy.
So,
we shall see.
But,
I think this tough battle
in music battle
has been going on since.
I'm not even having
this conversation
just in the realm of music because as a podcaster,
I have to be concerned with these things as well.
Of course.
Movie people too.
The movie people are battling...
Netflix is a tech company.
Yeah.
It's all the same battle.
Anything that has to do with visuals, audio, any type of entertainment, anything that keeps
you on a device for some amount of time...
It's an intellectual property fight....is what it is. That some amount of time. It's an intellectual property fight.
Is what it is.
That's all it is.
It's not a music fight.
That's all it is.
Data, information, what do you like?
What do they like?
And how can we sell that to them?
In some cases, not an IP fight because there will be some outlets that let you keep your
IP.
They just want to license it.
So then it becomes just a distribution fight with the community.
True.
So it's just a fight on
keeping you on a device as long as fucking possible and that's a tech that's a tech thing
so they're they're yeah i'm rolling with the techies over the beebs the bieber fans i think
the tech people will figure out how to keep you there longer than justin bieber will well they
want to take the justin bieber fans bring them to their their tech and keep them there with other
things that's why they just grab as many things as they can just to take the Justin Bieber fans, bring them to their tech, and keep them there with other things.
That's why they just grab as many things as they can
just to keep the consumer there.
All right, you love Justin Bieber.
I bet you'll love Jesse Reyes and this other thing,
and then this movie is connected to that.
You're just trying to keep people on a device
the entire time.
That's all the fight really is at the end of the day.
Don't you feel like such a piece of shit on Sundays
when your phone just pops up with,
hey, want to know how much time you've seen that spins on the screen?
That's the worst.
Want to see your screen time?
95% robot, nigga.
You haven't done anything else all week long but stare at your phone.
How do you feel?
Like a loser.
I swipe that shit away so fast, I'm not even looking, man.
I've been here all week.
I lie to myself on that, too.
I'm like, all right, so I do the rain noises
app when I sleep, so that must mean they think
I'm on the phone. Yeah.
Yeah, nah. Sorry,
buddy. All right, come on. Y'all want to get into
Lubin Tubin, or do we go
into 50 endorsing whoever
he endorsed? Let's start with
Lubin Tubin, man. Lubin Tubin.
Lubin.
This was one of my favorite stories this week.
This is one of my favorite stories ever.
Sorry.
Catching a J in the middle of a...
All right, check this out.
Let me inform the people what we're talking about
so they know we're a real pod.
Earlier on Monday, Vice reported that writer
and CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin...
Just a funny name.
...had been suspended by the New Yorker
for masturbating on a Zoom call
that took place last week
between New Yorker staffers and WNYC.
According to Vice,
the call was an election simulation
featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars,
including blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
At one point,
Toobin seemingly joined a secondary
call, lowered his camera
toward his penis, and
allegedly, and I believe this is
the technical term here,
cranked it real good.
Oh, he can't hear you.
He was really going in.
Two-handed.
Crank is like the corporate word
for spank.
He cranked that Soulja Boy? Yeah, he cranked it real good.
He left the call and then later
returned, apparently unaware
that colleagues caught the whole thing.
Toobin told Motherboard
that he didn't know he was visible on the call
while allegedly making mayonnaise.
That's another corporate term for jer on the call while allegedly making mayonnaise. That's another
corporate term for jerking off.
Oh man, I make mayonnaise every day.
Miracle
Whip who?
How old were you when you found out that Miracle Whip
wasn't mayonnaise?
Now. How old were you when you found out that
Yoo-Hoo wasn't chocolate milk?
I knew that.
How is it not chocolate drink? It says the fuck is it not it's chocolate drink
chocolate drink it says it on the bottle that's chocolate drink yeah you gotta read the fine print
man listen uh for a long time the cheese i was buying at the supermarket it wasn't cheese american
cheese yeah processed processed cheese i mean every everything is um let's see. Loath as I am to relish someone else's mini scandal, the one is-
Trying to call his dick little?
This one is particularly tremendous.
It has everything.
A high-profile media person, his penis, a Zoom nightmare come to life, and an inexplicable election simulation that remains unexplained throughout all of this.
So 2020, in a nutshell.
Lubin Tubin got on one of the more important calls for the New Yorker and beat his dick.
Yeah.
That's what he thinks about the election.
He said, my bad.
They're all jerking us off.
I think Jeffrey Toobin was trying to give us a metaphor for everything that is happening now.
They're all jerking us off, yeah.
I think all of us are less different than we are alike.
I totally identify.
I too have been on Zoom
calls and felt like I could just be
beating my dick right now.
Mad state of the culture episodes
while they were talking. I'm like, you know what would be nice?
If I just beat
my dick.
Honestly, I could point the camera up to the
ceiling and nobody would have no thing now i get it i'm weird yeah um but maybe it's jeffrey
because lubin tubing got it off he grabbed the lube hit his soldier boy and cranked it real good
yeah and then was on a suspended leave but then he came back to the laptop like, oh, my bad.
Like, fam, you knew this shit was coming.
I want to know what the excuse was not before he knew what it was.
Like, yo, I just came back real quick.
Was doing homework with my kids.
Yeah.
Had to go make a sandwich real quick.
Washing the dishes.
That's all.
I think I seen his work wife on the call.
Needed to see what was going on.
Yeah, come on, man. Y'all all have been here before talking work wife on the call Needed to see what was going on Yeah come on man
Y'all all have been here before
Talking to somebody on the phone
She starts saying something sexy that was unexpected
You're like hold on I could beat my shit right now
I could do it
I could stop dinner
We don't know his algorithms
He could add a pop up from vixen.com
And was like yo I didn't even think about that
Right
Lubin tubingin too been having
the only fans up is wild when he started only fans I don't know I'm just assuming where he
jerked he might as well now oh listen when you a savage like me like and Lubin you'll search the
entire uh you'll make a worldwide mess searching searching the web for where the intended jerk off target
is located but then sometimes you run up on the
chick that is keeping it too low and
you have to hit desperation and put her name
in YouTube.
Forget it then.
I mean. Jerk it off to the YouTube? I mean listen.
I'm not leaving you on the ledge. I just think it's better
if we just leave it alone.
Well I'm here to let
y'all know there are men out there
that are beating off
to YouTube.
There's men that are beating off
to everything.
And honestly,
if we're being transparent right now,
which we're not,
and if this is a safe place right now,
which it's not.
A Sears catalog worked on you before?
I don't even remember.
A what? A Sears catalog worked on you before? I don't even remember. A what?
A Sears catalog worked on you before?
It's the original.
No, I didn't do that.
A what?
A Vicky Secret maybe came through the veil though.
I didn't do a Sears catalog.
I might have called it L.L. Bean Mag when I was 13.
It was the summer edition, Maul.
I want better for you.
It was still just fleeces.
It was L.L. Bean sneakers and shit. It might have been some side boob on the fleece. Oh, okay. It was still just fleeces. It was LLB sneakers and shit.
It might have been some side boob on the fleece.
Oh, okay.
It was a vest.
Some shit was poking through the fleece.
Yeah.
Listen, you had to make shit work when you was a kid.
That's a fact.
And didn't have access.
The internet didn't exist.
It didn't exist when Rory was a kid.
That's a good point.
Yeah, but no, I couldn't go on the Gateway 98 at the library with a dial-up internet.
Sorry.
Roy didn't know about Cinemax at night.
Yes, I did.
Channel 72 on the black box of the red letters.
Come on.
Spice Channel?
That was my shit.
Roy got it programmed.
It's programmed.
That's forever etched in his brain.
You still remember the passcode and shit?
There was no passcode.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I don't know.
Filthy in my house.
The last thing I'll say on my channel is some of the
things that some of the stunts they attempt to accomplish on the Spanish
news stations that are on YouTube with the fine women get you going naked news
was on that same channel as the spice channel I was already talking about
naked new from old days at everybody Let them know You remember naked news
That's the old
Spice channel's old
Naked news came on after
I was learning
As a child
You know how much
Humidity to expect
The next day
You knew it was
Going to be humid
I was humid
I couldn't really listen
Because my mom was asleep
So I had to keep it
The volume got to be on two
Real close to the TV Yeah two I think that's why My eyes is fucked was asleep so I had to keep it real close to the TV
I think that's why
my eyes is fucked up now
because I used to have to
beat off like
face to face with the TV
yo when it's time to talk about
we will kill a masturbation topic
oh no problem
masturbation wins man
this is the last thing
I'll say about masturbation
it's a deep deep dark place
when you masturbating
but you don't have
a prospect in sight
so you're like ah this is you don't have a prospect in sight.
So you're like, ah, this is going to be light for a few months.
I think it's more of a relief.
You're just jerking to anything.
Nah, I'll be wanting about potential.
Nah, it's a good way to clean the palate.
Just get back to no.
The funny shit is the New Yorker Putting out a statement Saying we're investigating
This situation
Bitch what is there
To investigate
Nigga beat his shit
Nutted
Wiped it off
And tried to get back
To the call
But y'all was hating
Yeah
And now he's suspended
Nothing to investigate
You didn't suspend me
Because I got a dick
No it's because
You were touching your dick
Where in America
Are you allowed
To be a man anymore
Not on Zoom I was going to say at home But yeah I mean No, it's because you were touching your dick. Where in America are you allowed to be a man anymore?
Not on Zoom.
I was going to say at home, but yeah. I mean, yeah, you're working from home.
It's tough.
Hey, some of you niggas still trying to get the Zoom pod off, you lazy sack of shit.
Leave Savon alone.
Go to work, bitch.
You do a pod.
Why are you Zo zooming about on Halloween
that's crazy
that Savon will go
to other people's podcasts
not on zoom
but we'll have to
zoom his own
that's crazy
Savon's not important
enough to talk about
an hour two
of this
now I mean
we get that shit
off an hour one early
what do y'all think
about the idea
of Thanksgiving
being canceled this year
because of COVID
talk to me
I understand it
with everything else that's going on,
it's right in line with everything else.
I don't care for Thanksgiving that much, so.
I just think now
we're in the area that we can use COVID
to our advantage when we want to.
It's a buffet of sorts.
Like, yeah, no, I'm going to go
to the bar with my friends. It's outdoor dining,
even though we're on top of each other.
But Thanksgiving, come on, guys. We don't want to do that
to our families.
No, no.
We're just using COVID
as an excuse.
Let's all be real
with each other.
We're picking the times
we want to use COVID
and the times we don't.
Oh, I thought you
were going to go there, Rory.
You didn't go all the way there.
You said,
let's be real with each other.
I thought you was going
to give it to him,
but you didn't.
I don't want a repeat
of last episode.
I'm just saying,
as people,
myself included,
I've been cherry picking COVID. There's been times where things I didn't want to do, like,. I'm just saying, as people, myself included, I've been cherry picking COVID.
There's been times where things I didn't want to do.
Like, come on, guys, it's COVID.
We have to be safe.
It's dangerous.
And then other times I'm like, come on, man.
Just wear your mask there.
Take it off when we're in front of each other.
Yo, screen man, take snow off of the screen, bitch.
Don't ever take snow off the screen.
And more stuff.
Oh, my bad.
Jesus.
So he throws up Thai dollar.
Yeah, like if you're going to go somewhere else, don't go to ty dollar sign or elliot wilson funny shit she ain't giving me no rhythm i'm throwing out all
why that's what a nigga say yo funny shit
like yo she don't even be responding to that. She has double taps. All double taps.
I'm in here giving her every tap.
I'm giving her all my moves.
I'm giving her the whole package.
I'm giving her the he can score from anywhere on the court.
Nah, she don't give a fuck about none of that.
She is my tumble out there.
That shit is crazy, man.
Like, yo, you was looking.
Yo, you almost killed the grand.
She's like, yeah, I just want to thank you for the support.
Yeah.
Yo, you was looking.
You almost killed the grand.
It's like, yeah, I just want to thank you for the support.
Thank you for the support.
And you trying to get it to your horny back?
Thanks for the support. I'm not a supporter.
You're not tough to me.
You're not the measuring stick of what street niggas listen to.
Don't do that, Mo.
What?
Horny support.
I'm not a supporter.
Don't call me no fucker.
No, no, but that's what I'm saying. Why they don't know just how fucked up that is is what I'm support. I'm not a supporter. Don't call me no fucker. No, no. That's what I'm saying.
Why they don't know
just how fucked up that is
is what I'm saying.
I don't think they care.
It's annoying.
Yo, I ain't going to lie.
I don't know where you got
that bikini from, ma,
but you are killing.
Thanks for the support.
Thanks.
Listen, I just want to thank you
for all the support
you've been giving me.
She just copies and pastes
every time.
You're not talking
about none of that.
She's like,
I'll keep you posted
on the new music.
Yeah, like, I don't care about the new music.
Thanks for the sleeper.
What date you recorded for the sleeper pic?
No, that's not what I'm talking about right now.
I said, all right.
I checked out.
Checked back in.
Hey, that dream you've been having, man.
How's things going with that?
Oh, awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
No, he's great.
Things are really boding well right now.
She say boding well. Yeah, it's over. It's over, man. Sorry. No, no, it's great. Things are really bolting well right now. She say bolting well.
Yeah, it's over.
It's over, man.
Sorry.
No, no, it is over.
That's why I wasn't even mad
at Maul's little money bags.
No, you were,
but it's okay.
Support.
No, I'm not battling Maul.
I'm battling a nigga
that's actually doing it.
That pic is a nigga
that was upstairs.
Matter of fact,
I hope that gets
the real dude mad
that Maul's dropping those.
Yo, how does it feel knowing that we're battling dude mad that Maul's dropping those. Yo,
how does it feel
knowing that we're
battling the dude
that don't give a fuck
she's downstairs?
Oh, man.
We home lusting.
That nigga upstairs
like, hey,
pipe it down.
Come get her.
No,
I think it's worse
when you're actually
both of y'all are beaten
but you got to deal
with the problems
and he don't.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck that.
That just means he got more money than you.
He don't got to deal with the problems.
Why does he just get to beat
and I have to sit here
and really work through
the issues with your mom?
He just signed a honeymoon.
Rory puts it down better than you.
He ain't got time.
I'm sure that's it.
I'm sure that her other dude
does everything better than Rory.
That's fine.
Money, sports, better kappa.
Better kappa.
Better dick game.
That's cool, man. Better kicks.
It's fine.
Oh, man, that's what sucks about your 20s, man.
You're going to bump into the nigga she like, and he's way iller than you.
Yeah.
That nigga been dealing drugs for 20 years.
He got the Q45.
Look at me getting triggered.
Listen, Joe,
some of us...
That damn Damien.
He killed niggas.
Why do they always like a nigga
that killed somebody?
Some of us rely on
just being good listeners, man.
Sometimes that's our bag.
Yo, you know Damien
killed somebody before, right?
Yeah, I love that shit.
I love to feel protected.
They always twist it somehow.
No, that's not it.
They always fall back on how to feel protected.
I said he's a killer, stupid bitch.
Where did you get protection out of that?
Oh, my God.
You need to be protected from him.
Protected from?
Oh, let me shut up, man.
All right, where were we?
We weren't here, but since we're here, let's talk about it.
Screen Man, why are you putting Ty Dolla's pectorals in front of me?
And his navel.
I don't want to see no boy navels.
25 tracks?
Well, a lot of fucking music.
A lot of music.
Makes me a little nervous.
He's playing the stream game.
Features Kid Cudi, Post Malone, Kanye, Anderson.Paak, Thundercat, Quavo, Lil Durk, Nicki Minaj, Big Sean, Roddy Ricch, Mustard, Jhene, Mustard again, Kehlani, Future, Young Thug, Gunna, Music Soulchild, Black, I can't see the other name.
Tish Hyman.
Tish Hyman Tish Hyman
Okay my eyes are bad
Kanye again
That's gonna be nice
Your turn
FKA
Oh FKA Twigs
That's the one we heard
We heard that one
Oh we did
Yeah
That's the bonus
That was a bonus when I heard it
That Roddy Ricch one
Might be interesting
That's a lot of music man
That's what we wanted
We wanted some
Ty Dolla $ign music
we got it
why they post the low res
can't read a fucking thing on here
this is Friday right
Friday
this Friday
I'm looking forward to it
could be wrong
I want to say it better be good
but even if it's not
what am I going to do
I'm not going to do anything
it's going to be good
I'm going to continue to support Ty Dolla $ign I'm going's going to be good. I'm going to continue to support Ty Dolla $ign.
I'm going to continue
to buy his music.
I'm going to continue
to listen to him.
Ty Dolla $ign,
I don't think he's capable
of making bad music
or bad projects.
He's that type of artist
where he makes good music.
If I walked in here next week
with hazel eyes,
what would y'all say?
I would ask you,
what are you going through?
How can I be of some
help you wouldn't say damn it's looking mr bitches no no i said i said get your eyes done i would say
finally joe is turning into the bad bitches that he's been dating he broke up with him and then
became them hazel eyes i'm like you okay wrong vising you pick up the wrong wrong vising. Wrong vising. That was one for allergies.
All right, I got you.
So I couldn't get contacts without being judged by my friends.
Of course not.
Not color-raising.
You can get contacts.
What can a man do without being judged by his friends?
That's what his friends are there for.
That's what friends are there for.
Look at you breathing.
A big-ass earring.
Like a hoop?
You can get it, but we're going to talk about it.
You can pull the hoop off.
We're going to ask you about it.
What are you going through?
You okay?
Okay.
Interesting.
Because when men do something like that, it's usually like a story behind it or something else going on.
Like if you just show up with hazel eyes, there's a story.
I'm just trying to think of what men are allowed to do when they want to celebrate themselves.
Nothing.
Green contacts is how you celebrate yourself. contacts is yeah did the Botox already so now you go to the eyes
from the forehead to the eyes take this to the next level right how long y'all
giving little Nas X to catch another one I don't really got personality you might
get some time I'm not checking for him I don't care what He's got personality He might get some time
I'm not checking for him
I don't care what he's doing
I'm not waiting for the next
Lil Nas X record
Not at the edge of your seat?
No
Not at all
Yes you are
No I'm not
Sit back comfortably
Big Nas X
You know what I mean?
No no no
Big Nas X is gross
It's not for me
Small as Big Nas X
See look See Look how fast y'all Try to make shit go Y'all trying to let that thing Grow legs It's not for me. Smallest, big, nice ex.
See, look.
Look how fast y'all try to make shit go.
Y'all trying to let that thing grow legs and just like, no, it's not taking off.
Big, small ex.
No.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
All right.
Just asking.
What were we talking about?
I hope the- Oh, Ty Dolla $ign?
The record, It's Still Free TC, is actually featuring TC singing over the jail phone again
because that was fire.
See, I'd love to hear him and Jhené, but when I see Mustard's name there, it makes
me know.
They've got a bunch of records together.
I know, but I'm talking about a new song on his album.
But when I see Mustard's name there, I just kind of know what we're doing.
Roddy Ricch, I'd love to be excited about too, but Mustard's name there kind of gives
me an idea.
I could be wrong.
Mustard did the track.
Mustard is, that's changed. I never said Mustard's not dope. No, I know idea. I could be wrong. Mustard did the triad. Mustard is,
that's changed.
I never said Mustard's not dope.
No, I know.
I know that's not what you're saying.
I'm saying that idea
of what you was going to get
with a featuring Mustard
died two, three years ago to me.
Mustard has changed his sound significantly.
He still does his Mustard shit,
but he's done records
that you didn't know was a Mustard beat,
especially in R&B.
I agree with that.
I'm saying Mustard getting with Ty Dolla $ign.
They've only been together for a decade.
Well, we'll see.
Listen, I hope to be wrong, but not really what I'm looking for.
When I see Ty Dolla $ign and Nicki Minaj, I know what that is.
Said the same thing about the Don Toliver, Nas, and Big Sean record, and guess what?
That's a smoker.
And I was the first person to come in here and say it's wrong.
I know.
I know.
Oh, I'm not saying that these won't be smokers.
I know what you're saying.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying, as a B-side type of dude, it don't seem like he's going for many B-sides.
He's looking...
It looks like he's looking to knock this out the park.
Lil Durk, that doesn't tell me much.
So I don't know.
Lil Durk is everywhere right now.
Quavo, even that doesn't tell me very much
right now all i know is all i know is serpent with the feet interlude might be the greatest
song of 2020 without hearing it yet what wasn't that well where you at track four serpent with
feet with feet interlude interlude oh that might be the best one i'm gonna be mad he cut it short
i'm gonna put another minute and a half on that.
No, I like the interludes that are like nine minutes.
Cardiac tells me that there's a new Her track dropping tomorrow, well, today.
And it's one that he let me hear a snippet of a while ago, and it was fire back then.
I'm assuming it will be fire today.
I don't really understand the Wednesday release, but you do what you want when you pop in.
Her's been putting out a lot of singles.
Yeah, I've been trying to figure out the Her strategy.
Not just her, but not just her.
Not just her.
It's been working, but I still am trying to figure out
what they're trying to do there.
It's not just her.
Ty Dolla did it too.
There's a few people that I feel like
have been putting out a lot of tracks.
Testers.
Yeah, to feel out the scene.
And as an artist right now, hold on, I don't out the scene. And as an artist right now, hold up,
I don't want to forget this. As an artist right now,
and again, shit, Rory
Parks, maybe y'all can speak to it, y'all in this shit.
This would have
to be one of the tougher times in the
history of music to
feel out the landscape, to
figure out what the fans are doing, to test shit,
tease shit. In a pandemic,
who knows who wants what, when, and how.
And you have to throw something at the canvas to kind of help you get some type of feel on that.
For sure.
And this would be a tough time.
So I'm not harping on anybody that is putting out track after track after track.
Maybe it's not popping off.
Do you think that's what they're doing, though?
Yes, I do. track maybe it's not not popping off what they're doing though yes i do well her has done it in a
new a unique way because it's been like random features that you wouldn't expect her to ever be
on it's been shit out of her realm which i was trying to figure out maybe that's the strategy
that let's take her out of this moody box and put her in some other shit with some features
either way i think it's going to work.
She's put out a few records on her own, too, though.
She has.
But unique features.
I love you, her.
It hasn't been typical stuff.
But all the music's been really good.
When on paper, you look at it like, eh, I don't get it.
And then you hear it, and it sounds great.
But no, this is a terrifying time to put out music.
I was on one of those Zoom calls.
I wasn't jerking off.
My dick was in my pants. Professional. but we were talking about on with a label putting out music and they started bringing
up all these stimulations with pandemic stuff with election stuff with holiday stuff and no one in
dsps is even going to be working then and i took myself off audio and said uh so why are we even talking about this let's just wait till next year this makes no sense to me next year sounds better i hear you but i'm when i'm responsible
for the fourth quarter quota i am not responsible for the fourth quarter quote i'm just telling you
why it would sound nuts if you're saying next year makes sense musically you're like
you miss what i'm saying no no i'm not saying that the employees or the president or anybody,
I,
myself,
the artist,
I am not responsible for their fourth quarter quota.
I could see them putting pressure on an artist like Todd,
Alassane and artists like her,
where you do have to meet a certain amount for the year of 2020.
I'm not moving that needle in the fourth quarter in that scope of that
company.
So I'm just like,
Hey,
let's,
let's go January guys.
Tell me about your feelings or what you do when you go up to the label
and they say,
yo,
get hot.
Hey,
I was wondering if maybe sometime in February,
my album come out.
Yeah.
I mean,
just go get hot.
Yeah.
Heat it up right quick and we'll see.
Like what,
what does that do?
Anything?
Laugh in my head I appreciate a certain
fearlessness from artists
that just put shit out
without worrying about
all the other shit
like I'm not changing
what I'm doing musically
because of the pandemic
I'm gonna do what I do
and I'm gonna put it out
agree
people are gonna buy it
or they're not gonna buy it
so many artists are in deals
where they won't get greenlit
to put anything out
unless
like Joe was just saying unless you walk in there and the president't get greenlit to put anything out unless like joe was
just saying unless you walk in there and the president is like hey buddy go get hot out there
right like aren't you guys supposed to help me guide this no man let us know when you're popping
go get hot coming from the people that make you hot is insane how about y'all play my shit
and then when it doesn't happen they go well i guess he wasn't hot right
i have a random question for you guys that I just thought of.
Can you guys tell me about your worst toilet miss ever?
The worst one ever that you encountered.
It's a slow Wednesday, buddy.
It's slow out here.
Listen, not too much music dropped.
My pants.
Like a shit?
All right, now you're too cool to have a shit in your pants.
Your whole life.
While on the toilet?
And your adult life, Rory.
Not your entire life.
How do you shit in your pants while you're sitting on the toilet?
Did you do that as an adult?
Well, if you had like a rush job and you didn't get them all the way down.
I mean, on the toilet.
I've had some bad sharts in my adult life.
Absolutely.
Guys, I'm just talking about Going to piss
And missing
Oh
Not your sharts
Not your fucking
Well the
The shart would be
The worst miss
Yeah
The little piss miss
After sex
The funny shit is
When you shart
Right before you
About to get some ass
You take your
Drawers and your pants off
Like you about to do work
And she walk by
To the bathroom afterward And see the brown in your shit.
Like, damn.
Well, you don't just toss those in the garbage.
You let her save it for like a laundry week.
I leave it on the floor for a sec like that.
You're going to fester there for six days.
Yeah, I was wilding out.
I was wilding out that week.
You don't ever hit the toilet and be like, yo, whatever
I ate last week, vicious.
Vicious.
Last week.
Vicious meal.
Last week.
I've definitely been drunk and couldn't
find the light at Shorty's house and
could just see the outline of the toilet and
pissed on her toilet seat that had the
furry cover. I've definitely sleepwalked and pissed in inappropriate places when I was drunk several
times.
I walked.
Yeah, that's happened on Drunk Nights.
I strolled to the bathroom at like 4 a.m.
It must have been 3, 4 a.m.
Trying to be cool, lifted my head back.
You thought you was right there?
I thought I had swag.
Swag by yourself.
I don't know what I was doing doing but then the sound effect alerted me
that i was missing like it just started sounding hollow it didn't sound like the the rim of the
toilet yeah no man looked up that old wall was fucking mad aggressive pee on the wall yeah it'll
dry though but i said y'all i'm gonna clean this in the morning. But then in the morning, it dried up. I was like, ha, ha. Ta-da.
It's like magic.
So listen, I didn't know you women out there had it so rough.
I'll be honest with you.
And sometimes.
How rough do they have it?
Bad.
Really?
They got it.
They got it bad.
OK.
When you're on the phone.
Is this about missing?
Hanging up.
No, part.
Oh, okay.
We're off of missing with piss.
There was some reports going around and some slandering going around about niggas that was 30 or over 30 begging women that they just met for money so they can sustain in life.
Oh, God.
And as men, when we hear that, it's just funny.
It's like, oh, nigga, you broke.
You're asking for money.
But then when you actually read it.
So then these texts were published online.
Published.
By the way, I don't think any of these are real when these type of things happen.
They're not.
I think so many people set up these text conversations just to do the viral shit.
Like, ha ha, oh my God, my friend sent me this.
Like, no, you and your friend set this up.
My girl tried to set me up with a viral TikTok moment the other day.
I'm like, you know what?
Those are all like staged.
Wait, what was it?
Oh, tell us more.
Like unboxing a Chanel thing.
Like, oh, I spent $10,000 on this bag.
I don't know.
But it's really like-
It was for your birthday though, right?
She bought you the $10,000 Chanel bag.
No, she didn't.
She copped you the Chanel?
She didn't.
For your B day? She bought some minuscule little Chanel thing. It wasn't very expensive. It was your birthday though, right? She bought you the $10,000 Chanel bag. No, she didn't. She copped you the Chanel? She didn't.
For your B-day?
She bought some minuscule little Chanel thing that wasn't very expensive.
C squared.
But it was supposed to get a reaction out of me
like, you did what?
But I was like, oh, that's cool.
Those are all staged.
Yeah, they're all staged.
They're all weird.
Yeah, yeah.
But anyway, back to the text.
Nah, I want to stay in you participating
in staged videos with Rem.
No, I did not.
So which videos y'all did that popped?
We didn't do any that popped.
To my knowledge.
I don't know.
I don't have TikTok.
Well, what videos your queen did that popped?
She wanted to make the Chanel unboxing pop.
And you weren't with it?
I wasn't with it.
I was like, oh, that's cool.
You got it back.
He has looked over about 45 times in that one sentence.
Oh, because she was over there giving me evil eyes.
Don't you love when your girl says something to you
that you don't give a fuck about?
Hey, why don't we do the new TikTok dance?
No, I'm mixing records.
You're doing mad important shit.
TikTok alone.
We should do the couple thing with the puppy.
No.
No, we shouldn't.
You don't do the couple thing with the puppy, Rory?
Do you know how much rent
is at the end of the month?
I don't have time.
Yeah, I was just like,
oh, neat, you got a bag.
That's cool.
Oh, my God.
They did,
they vlogged
their whole vacation.
Yeah, and I'm sure
he was miserable
the whole time.
Let's just enjoy it.
Rory was triggered.
He was just on vacation.
You know he went through that.
You know he went through that you know he went through that
Sam was trying to influence you
rent free
I'm so tired of rent free
guys this is all comedy style
it's a character piece
absolutely
it's a monologue
you're working on
I mean that's what you say
but I didn't see
one pic of you
on the vacation
I was like damn
is Sam out there
with like Sugar Daddy
man
why won't you show
why won't you show Rory?
Rory was somewhere on his laptop.
And that led me to, I don't want the chicks to-
Emotional oranges did what when I was gone?
You know, that's what Rory was doing.
Rory was on the Sam Madden shit.
You don't need tropical places.
I got to find the shade.
Yeah.
And the Wi-Fi is usually by the shade.
True.
Exactly.
I know where Rory was at.
No, listen.
That was my first vacation of my life.
I didn't understand
Why people document
So much of their vacation
Right
I was enjoying myself so much
Not one time
That I think
I should pull my phone out
And tell the rest of the world
About this
It's weird man
I would've probably
Left my phone inside
I knew my relationship
Was over when
I took sense
On a trip
And we didn't fuck
Oh yeah
Like
Yeah that's a
That's a sign
that things over.
Not on vacation?
We're going to land
back at EWR soon.
EWR?
Nigga using
the airport code.
That's when you try
to be fancy
with the chick
to tell her
she's flying into Newark.
You're going to land
at EWR?
I had the plane
go direct to EWR.
Ooh, where's that?
Yeah.
Nork.
Nork.
Right across from the prison.
Word.
Oh, anytime I was trying to be fancy, that was the first and last time she saw the driver.
Like, oh, he picked me up from the airport.
Like, you go Uber.
You go Uber the rest of the way.
Don't you worry about it.
Back to these guys.
There's no real difference.
Back to these guys here. The guys, and I'm going to read this rest of the way. Don't you worry about it. Back to these guys. There's no real difference. Back to these guys here.
The guys, and I'm going to read this even though it may be fake.
Okay.
Dude says, okay, buy me some weed, yo.
This is my last favor.
I get paid Tuesday night.
I swear I'll give it back.
He laughed after the question, though.
Look at him.
After this last favor, he crying laughing after that.
If you want to, pretty please with a cherry on top and whipped cream.
I haven't had a job in a long time, but is getting paid on Tuesday a thing?
Maybe.
He's lying, Rory.
He doesn't get paid Tuesday night.
That's a weird night to get paid.
Boy, you're going to have to be sober tonight.
gonna have to be sober tonight that made him put the w in please and say please like lexington for ease i'll literally give it back on tuesday she said no crying emoji but she wasn't crying
she was dead ass she said i promise lol she said no smoking tonight with no lol he said it's just
for the party she said remember i still just met you
nigga um i honestly don't lend out money he said okay okay fine and she said yeah you wild all
right let's stop real quick though had this been reversed and this had been a woman in the gray
and a man in the blue he's a broke boy he would be a broke assass bum. Fuck boy.
But instead, it's like,
look at this empowerment, sis.
He's still a broke-ass bum.
Well, no, in either perception, he's broke. But she's not.
She's not.
No matter which way she gets put in this scenario,
she is a queen that knows her worth.
Oh, you hate women.
Clearly.
Give me the next one
alright
green bubbles automatic
he says yo you still coming
she says yes I'm getting dressed now
bet just checking
he says can you order a pizza or something
she says I'm laughing my ass off
I'm not gonna lie
oh no she said can you order a pizza
or something
he said yo I'm not gonna lie just. Oh, no. She said, can you order pizza or something? He said, yo, I'm not going to lie.
Just spent my last on food this morning and won't have any money until Monday.
But I have a Domino's gift card for one free large pizza with a purchase of a large pizza at a regular price.
If you cash at me $14, I can give it back to you Monday and you can have the free pizza.
Now I got you.
I'm about to order it now.
This sounds like an entrepreneur to me.
This man is going places.
Right.
And she said,
Nigga, something out of nothing.
Just cheese is fine.
Yeah, keep it simple.
That's all I need is.
Don't splurge on the pepperonis.
And he said,
I'll be fine with this place.
Bet, how far are you?
I don't want to order this pizza
if you not coming,
I would assume. What is this a new one driving studying babe can you please please uber me to work whoa
go whoa whoa babe bb can you please please uber me to work please if i'm late i'm fired like a
motherfucker she says i can't i'm on my way to school right now. He says, what you mean? I just need
an Uber. You ain't got to pick me up.
He makes a fair
point. Broke girls.
I just think
these dudes got to stop fucking with brokies.
I just didn't know. I didn't know
that this was the scene out there for women.
I'll be honest with you. As a man speaking
transparently, yes it is. It's not
the scene. this is a
scene these are isolated events mad isolation is happening these don't happen these don't happen
often but dudes do ask girls for money i know that they do ask girls for money no that's a fact but
i don't think this is a regular thing with every chick anytime i asked a girl for money i was
about to die in the next hour. Like you asked for some money?
It was like dire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I guess that's the only thing
that is rubbing me the wrong way here.
Yeah, these niggas want a ride.
If he's late,
according to him,
he's fired like a motherfucker.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
To me, that sounds like
he's going to need more money
if she doesn't get the Uber
because he'll be fired.
And the other guy spent all his money on food two days ago or whatever.
Yeah, in the morning.
He just wants the free pizza.
These chicks want it.
Just cheese.
Do you see how expensive a bagel is right now?
These chicks won't even feed the dude.
Bagel rates are to the roof.
I'm screaming.
Why are you going backwards?
Because the last one was screaming.
Here we go.
Do you have some money?
Yeah.
Hold on. Let's sit there for a second because this is different than the other ones he didn't give us a story right wasn't a whole
explanation he wasn't gonna get fired do you have some money yeah i gt. What does that mean? What's GTG? Oh.
Got to go.
Where?
Away from you.
Damn.
For what?
I didn't mean to send that to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, clean it up.
Yo, I didn't try to send that, but yo, it's cool.
Yo, this iOS is bugging.
If that's where you're going with it, then I mean, whatever.
He knew it was over.
He's like, yo, I ain't even mean to send that shit.
He knew that was the last time he was going to be speaking to her.
Look at the WIA, though.
Nigga, she's gone where you at.
Yeah.
Out your phone, nigga.
You'll never see her again.
Don't act like
shit ain't hit the fan
with you
and the girl you was talking to
and then you let the dust settle
and hit her with it
where you at
or what you doing
a couple hours later
for sure
not coming over asking for the money
ignore everything that just happened
yo what you doing
yo men are stupid man
Joe would you like to take us
into this next one
alright
he says
yo yo yo
yeah she says hey heart emojis so far so good Joe, would you like to take us into this next one? All right. He says, yo, yo, yo.
Yeah.
She says, hey, heart emojis.
So far, so good.
What up?
What are you doing?
Nothing much.
What are you up to?
I'm on FaceTime with my best friend.
How about you?
I know the strategy.
Shit, cooling it.
Hunting emoji.
Trying to do me a favor, question mark?
Depends.
What is it?
Well, you got Cash App?
Yeah, why? Of course she does. Can you Cash App $2 if you
can? And I'll send it back.
What's your Cash App? In Jersey? Nah,
still in New York. What up?
What up? Did he ask for $2?
What's up?
Is this the same dude? $2?
How you been doing what you've
been on and do you have three dollars for my cash app my card was frauded and i don't got cash wait
hold on this goes from may to july this is over like a couple years no that's how this is bag
he just jumped back in like after a few months and asked for two three dollars now has anybody
ever asked you for like a minuscule amount of money For like a To send them Like wire transfer or something
Like twenty dollars
It's like
No
No
Because it's twenty dollars
Yeah
If you asked for a hundred dollars
Maybe I would
Yeah
Twenty dollars
I'm not
Like he asked for two dollars
And then three dollars
Yeah come on
The brokies be wanting you
To lend them money
And Western Union it
And that's just too much
Out of my way
I'm sorry
Yeah
And I gotta pay the fee
Yeah
Yeah
I'm not going to a Western Union.
For the 20?
Yeah.
You're not a fugitive.
You're not on the run.
Why are you still at a Western Union?
Right.
And I'm not respecting nobody that needs to borrow $3.
Facts.
What are you going to do with $3?
Well, I mean, if you have cash on you.
Can't even buy a blunt with $3.
What the fuck is $3?
Get a butter roll.
But that's what I'm saying.
It got to be tough.
It got to be tough to be this broke.
Like this broke. Like, will you need three dollars from a young lady yeah that's why i don't believe these these are yeah this might be fake yeah three dollars i think a lot of these it might be
but i have met plenty every time i needed three dollars three dollars in person is different than
three dollars over cash app that's a bit different yeah though if you did want to send three dollars
i prefer to use cash app over giving it to them in person.
Oh, sure.
$3 is different if it's your uncle.
Come on, nephew.
You ain't never give me that.
All right, here, nigga.
But nah.
This is, I feel for you ladies.
I feel for the dudes.
If you ask for $3 and she don't send $30, what's going on?
That's true, too, man.
No, hold on.
Men ask, we ask for $3.
She asks, can you pay my rent this month?
Bro, cussies.
So what the fuck are you talking about?
Right.
I feel bad for men.
That's all this is pointing out.
Shorty can't give us $3 for the blunt roll.
But she's like, look, can you pay my rent this month?
Once you ask a woman for money, that's it.
Once you ask me to pay your rent.
Oh, no, that's a fact.
She never respects you after that.
No, no no that's true
and it's true
on the other side
but like
once you ask me
to pay your rent
I'm viewing you
in the most
cockamamie
predicament
like I'm putting you
in roach infested shit
like I'm gonna pay it
cause if you asking
you over there
going through it
through it
well no
some of these chicks
live above their means and had the sugar daddy paying their $2,800 a month rent and fell out with his old, bald, wrinkly ass and then just come to us.
Because she needs $2,800.
She doesn't need $600.
And you're a good listener.
Great listener.
And I will listen enough to tell you, you should move out of there.
Something rent controlled maybe.
You should move out.
You should see if your mom still has your room available.
Yeah, you should downsize a little bit.
Or if she turned that into a gym.
Maybe you don't need a cleaners in the lobby of your building.
Yeah, you're not really doorman pussy.
I'm sorry.
There's more text messages.
Let's get off what I've been saying.
That's another reality show
the Joe Bud Network
is working on.
All the things
that the doorman sees.
Oh my God.
No, the doorman
needs his own podcast.
The doorman conversations.
Sees it all, knows it all.
Bitches be feeling so safe when they got a doorman, like I won't fuck him up too.
He's not a creep.
Fam, I'm getting to the 13th floor.
What do you think he's going to do to stop me?
Yeah, you loving that little doorman.
You can fly with him.
He's 68 years old.
You can fly with him.
Yeah, she's upstairs.
And half the time he's on his-ass Samsung phone watching a Netflix series.
He's not even looking.
You walk right past him.
Or eating.
Netflix, y'all better hurry up and put some stuff out.
I know that.
I ain't going to keep your search unsolved.
That shit is ass.
Emily in Paris, man. That shit is ass, ass, ass.
That shit was all right, too.
I watched it.
You didn't like Emily in Paris?
I don't know.
I've been looking for Madeline in Portugal for about two weeks now.
You don't even know.
I saw you going crazy.
The little girl Madeline.
That shit is hot.
Emily in Paris is dope.
Tell me about it more.
Use your platform.
It's a girl from Chicago.
She moves to Paris for a job.
She's finding her way on the social scene.
It's not a ball show.
I'm going to have to beg you for this.
I love this show.
This is just girls, but in Paris.
It's a great show.
Emily went to Paris and went, wow.
Yo, Emily started giving it up, though.
Once her boyfriend was like, yo, listen, I'm not taking that flight over there.
I'm not coming to Paris.
Like, it's over.
This is why I don't believe Hall has a girlfriend.
She started giving niggas that box every other week.
You watched this against your will, and you're trying to-
No.
You watched this with the fellas?
No, no, no.
No funny shit.
At the clubhouse on St. Nick.
My homeboy told me about this show because we was talking about like London and Paris
like the week before that.
And he was like, yo, you got to watch this show.
Like it's dope.
But for three days, he called me and asked me if I started it.
I was like, bro, I have to watch this.
And this is the third day.
And I like it.
It's cheesy, but it's like it's a cool watch.
It's cheesy, though.
But it's a cool.
If you like Devil Wears Prada, it kind of feels like that.
Somebody on Twitter said it's like the white insecure Prada, it kind of feels like that. Somebody on Twitter said it's like the white insecure.
You know, it kind of feels like that.
So you watching this came from like a talk with you and your mans.
Yeah, my homeboy.
He never killed nothing, right?
No, no, no.
He never killed.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, no.
No, no, no.
No, he's not.
No, he's not that type of guy.
No, Joe, you'd be surprised. He's not that type of guy. The killers be liking some weird shit. No, that's true. I'm telling you. Yeah, no. No, no. No, he's not. No, he's not that type of guy. Joe, you'd be surprised.
He's not that type of guy.
The killers be liking some weird shit.
No, that's true, though.
Emily Takes Paris.
I can see a killer loving Emily Takes Paris.
It's top five all week on Netflix, Joe.
And then when I tweeted about it, every dude was like, yo, me too.
I'm like, so y'all wasn't going to say nothing?
Like, this is going to be like a secret?
Yes.
Not every dude, just the dudes that follow you.
Just pointing it out.
Okay, yeah, every dude. Well, no, it was other dudes that didn't follow you. It was just your a secret? Yes. Not every dude. Just the dudes that follow you. Just pointing it out.
Okay, yeah, every dude.
Well, no, it was other dudes that didn't follow you.
It was just your fan base.
No, they just jumped in on the thread, too.
And they were like, yeah, this is dope.
It was a pretty good show from what I saw.
I didn't see a lot of it. It's a really good show.
I enjoyed it.
Really good show.
Did you guys watch Lovecraft Country yet?
I'm on the third episode.
It's very, it's, I know where you're going with this.
Yeah, it's one of those shows that the fan base is turning me off from watching it.
Really?
Because y'all be so annoying about it that I don't want to watch it.
Nah, the episodes are lit.
It's just that it's hard for it to get pieced together.
Actually, I finished it and it's still kind of hard to piece together.
But the episodes individually are really dope where I am willing to maybe try to piece it together.
Yeah.
Is this like Lost meets Black History?
It's like, hmm, no.
This is Jordan Peele again, right?
Yeah.
He produced it, but-
It's called Me Everything I Need to Know.
I believe her name is Misha Green is the writer or showrunner or whatever for it,
who did Sons of Anarchy and Heroes.
Oh, well, I like a lot of these actors.
Oh, it's got everybody.
Big actors in it for sure.
Because it's all Jordan Peele's friends,
but what does that have to do with the actual show?
And I hear the show is really good,
but I'm just saying when I put on the first episode,
I was lost.
It's like sci-fi, horror.
I was confused.
I didn't know what they were doing.
And black history kind of all thrown together.
What is horror?
When was the last time you were scared at the movies?
They got to stop fooling me with
these words. Horror!
Well, there's elements of horror.
There's gore.
Sci-fi is horror less scary?
Kinda. Sometimes sci-fi and horror.
Sci-fi is horror in outer space?
Sure.
Last time I was scared at a movie theater is when I went to
Ipik on Fulton Street
and the mice were running around my feet
the whole time.
Infested.
Don't ever go there again.
The movie theaters
are coming back.
They say you can rent
a movie theater to yourself
for like $100.
Less than that, Joe,
and that does not mean
they're coming back.
That means they're leaving.
That means they're
on their way out.
They're just trying to
pay a couple bills
before they leave.
Yo, $100.
You get the whole joint
to yourself.
I know what that means. I'm kovitz sitting right on them seats well but yeah emily and parish i should watch it if you haven't good show did you see
the lovecraft uh finale yeah i did i did and again it doesn't really necessarily i still have a lot
of questions i have a lot of questions but i feel like that's the case with a lot of science fiction
kind of stuff for me at least so do you have a lot of questions. But I feel like that's the case with a lot of science fiction kind of stuff, for me at least. So do you have a lot of questions
and it didn't satisfy you
or were you satisfied?
No, I was very satisfied
but I'm still not entirely sure
what happened at every step.
It had the kangaroo pouch for you.
Well said.
Fuck y'all, that was funny.
It was funny.
I watched,
no, that was funny, Rory.
I watched The Trial of the Chicago 7
on Netflix
I heard that was good
I didn't start
I'm halfway through it
how was it
really good for the first half
I thought it was good
I'm gonna check it out
I thought it was pretty good
some of the listeners know
I'm an avid 2020 watcher as well
and I watched the 2020
on the murder of Lorenzo Wright
for the Grizzlies
is that on Netflix?
2020 no
oh okay
2020 is just ABC
it's on Hulu
okay
if you want to search for ABC
which I do
it's on Hulu
that was fucked up
I forgot about it
prayers and condolences
to Lorenzo Wright
and his family too
yeah 1000%
prayers and condolences
to his family that was a wild
wild story while we're at it and rest in peace to lorenzen right uh absolutely why can't i say
this man's name lorenzen right please also uh really sad story here that i wanted to highlight
because uh we've been doing this show for a little bit and we have a lot of fans all over the world.
And some of our fans go through things and experience things and they reach
out to us and say that we helped them.
We helped them navigate through some of this stuff.
Uh,
and sometimes you can fail in that.
And,
uh,
we have a fan of ours.
His Twitter name is midnight.
Soul 23 lost his bout with depression.
Wow.
And his last tweet was a shout out to us.
I remember him.
Yeah, I remember that at name.
Shout out more Joe Budden Glory, Parks Music, or the Joe Budden Pod for keeping me company while I'm going through this depression.
I appreciate it.
This weighed heavy on my soul for the-
Yeah, I didn't know.
This happened.
This tweet, he tweeted this October 4th.
Wait, is that the guy that I told him?
I think I've had DMs exchanges with him
because I've had a lot of those with our listeners
just to shoot DMs and...
I hate hearing about shit like that.
Yeah, I hate hearing about shit like that.
I try to talk to him as many as I can.
Same.
And shout out to his homie
Epitome on Twitter
E-P-Y-T-O-M-M-E
for making me aware of this
again rest in peace Midnight Soul 23
this always hurts
this always hurts me
did his friend happen to mention his full actual name
I'd like to say his actual name
he just added him but you're
absolutely right uh right rory so uh if you can give me this gentleman's real name at epitome
that would be nice so we can acknowledge him the proper way yeah rest in peace saturday or next
week whenever you're able to damn um rest in peace to him shout out to him that hurts listen I was super fucked up
at one tour
when they told us
that Botham Jean
was a huge fan
of the pod
and like
you know
those stories
will always fuck me up
so shout out to him man
shout out to him
and rest in peace
rest in peace to him
gone but not forgotten
for sure
absolutely
that was all I had
on death.
Yeah.
So we can move from there.
Y'all want to talk about?
Well, show-wise, I saw that they were advertising the Mike Vick 30 for 30 starts, if you're hearing this now, yesterday night.
Starts yesterday at 9, which is why I'm really mad that since we've returned, Maul just has decided to come an hour late because I could have been home
to see the Mike Vick 3030.
You still got time?
You got time?
Of course.
What do you mean?
Well, let's get to Sleavers.
I started Fargo,
which is a great show.
If you've never watched
the previous seasons,
but this season,
Chris Rock is the lead.
Yeah, I've heard great things
about that.
So far, so good.
The trailer looks great.
Two or three episodes in.
Is it good?
Yeah, real good.
Is that a Netflix name?
It's FX, I think. So it's on Hulu. Two or three episodes in. Is it good? Yeah, real good. Is that a Netflix name? It's FX, I think.
So it's on Hulu.
FX has really good shows.
Fargo's one of those shows
where every season's a different season, basically.
Or a different series.
So I could start Chris Rock.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
And all the seasons are really good, though.
At least the first three.
What is Fargo about?
So Fargo was a movie in the 90s.
The Coen brothers did it, who did Big Lebowski.
Classic movie, absolutely.
I think it won an Oscar or whatever, film of the year.
It was a crime story, basically, in Fargo, Minnesota, I want to say.
Oh, was it Canada?
No, it wasn't Canada.
It was one of the Nebraska.
Yeah, somewhere in the north.
And cold. Cold and in the north. And cold.
Cold and in the north.
People are telling me to start The Boys.
That was good.
On Amazon.
That was good.
Has anyone seen it?
Yeah, I started it.
That was good.
I've seen like five episodes of that.
You was feeling The Boys?
It was good.
It was a good episode.
It's a twist on superhero powers and that type of thing.
So it's like that other show on Netflix
has a show like that.
It's like basically like
what's the superhero
that Will Smith played
that was like Hancock?
Hitchcock.
It's like everybody
is like a Hancock
and they all have issues.
Not Hitch,
close, Hancock.
Hitch was a superhero.
He was.
We need more Hitches
in the world.
It feels like a little
like everybody has
a little dose of Hancock.
It's like problems
and issues going on
but they all have
like superpowers and shit like that.
It seems like Will and Tekashi disappear at the same time, right?
From the internet?
It's a really weird comparison.
I just always pay attention to people's ability
to pop in the internet, do it correctly,
and then pop out.
Okay, well, Will Smith and Tekashi are...
Well, when Will Smith...
Yeah, but when Will Smith pops out...
They both are making concentrated efforts to do the internet.
They should also never be putting a sentence together when it comes to popping up and doing anything.
And not only that, when Will Smith pops out of the internet, that usually means he's popping on the set of a big movie that's soon to come.
It's a little different.
Yeah.
It doesn't take time.
I have to be on set for six months.
Academic said Takashi got a new tattoo.
Listen, I love new tattoos.
One of the better feelings in life.
Roy, when are you going to step out and get a neck tat?
I've actually been thinking about it.
Come on, man.
I've been talking to Grin.
I want to get the back of my neck tat.
You looking plain in the neck.
Pause.
No, I've talked to Grin about the back of my neck, actually.
Because I'm going to bald soon.
Up into the top of my head.
I see what you're going to do.
You're going to cover the whole back of the neck.
Rebel your soul.
Put a barcode.code does not belong to society You cannot purchase me. Yeah, I know. I got it. Sold out for sale.
No, no, no, no, no, no. That would be funny.
I am in the necktack business now.
I'm here to shop for the necktacks.
Chicks just fuck you better when you have a necktack.
I know y'all don't know.
Y'all don't know, so you can't question it.
It's true, though.
I just don't understand the people that get tatted from head to toe so quickly.
Like, where do you guys have the time?
That's my issue.
I would be tatted head to toe if I had the time to literally sit there for 12 hours every other night.
Those are usually drug dealers, Rory.
Drug dealers make their own time.
I would imagine drug dealers have a pretty full calendar.
They make their own time.
They don't.
It's actually kind of easy
for the drug dealers now.
Y'all laughing under the rock
right in the park.
You know the park we be at.
Under the rock.
Laughing right there.
Cash at me.
Another ad.
Body, sex workers,
drug dealers.
You know the rock
we be chilling about.
Who but else cash at?
Listen, listen.
Cash App got the right dude.
I'm in Clubhouse just Cash App-ing away.
I send it.
I don't hesitate.
You're tricking in Clubhouse?
Yeah, I'm tricking everywhere I go.
Everywhere I go, buddy.
Nice.
Now what?
What you got to say?
I got nothing.
It's impressive.
Listen, man.
Whatever works for you works for you.
Wait till we secure a new deal.
I got plans of tricking I'm going to do.
You told Shorty just sit there for a month.
Sit tight.
Sit tight.
It's coming.
Daddy's coming.
Just relax.
That is nasty.
I tell him.
Daddy's coming.
I acknowledge myself as daddy, though.
That's nasty.
That's disgusting. I don't think so. Do. I acknowledge myself as daddy, though. That's nasty. That's disgusting.
I don't think so.
Do you do that before or after she acknowledges it?
That's really disgusting.
No, no.
I'm a dad, but I'm daddy, too, though.
I'm a dad to Trey and Lex, but when it's daddy mode.
That's when the neck tattoo shows.
Anywho, let's see if I've got this Usher Raymond jam.
Usher Raymond.
What is Kanye saying now?
Something you were saying.
Oh, I've always said SNL uses black people.
I've always said that.
I just want to get your attention.
To hold other black people back.
My heart goes out to Issa Rae.
Praying for her and her family.
I know that the 20 years of service that I paid.
Savon, did you play this in your 20 In your usher battle
In your chamber field
It's furthered our ability
Hold up more
We jamming some real nigga shit right now
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Let me see your show D'Lene more
Let me see your show
D'Lene
Show
D'Lene
Show
D'Lene
It's small
Go
Go
It's small
Go mall
No
No
It's not the mall D'Lene No No it's not the mall D'Lene Yo he never participates in the puns It's small. Go mall. No. No. It's not the Maldalene?
No.
No, it's not the Maldalene.
He never participates in the puns.
It's unfortunate.
No.
All right, Kanye West versus Issa Rae, I think.
Kanye says.
Versus?
We got new verses.
Okay.
And I've seen Swizz and Timberland try to sneak out the artwork of,
yo, versus season two on the way.
Hey, just say nobody's booked right now
yeah i can appreciate it they went on it was a nice little scam those my guys man season two
on the way man who's next who's next go go you saw uh you saw trey songs duck duck the versus
smoke i'm only in competition with myself and you know what i walk back whatever i said about it
now trey songs has a shot in a versus against whoever of course and i do want to see trey
songs versus tony braxton that's the one i want to see now weird i know it's a really odd pairing
yeah braxton why because they both are legends in their era
but maybe don't have enough
to go against the legends
of their era
both of them
still doesn't make it a good pairing
I get your point
but
I just
it'd be a weird
how that would sound together
would just be
I wouldn't even know how to score that
see musically is where I think
it would sound great
Tony Braxton has way too many
babyface records to be sitting across from Trey Songz.
Trey Songz has 20 that would clear Tony Braxton out.
I've only been saying that for four years on this podcast.
Even before Versus.
Tony's ahead of my time.
Trey Songz has 20 that would clear Tony and babyface out of there.
I don't think so.
That's a crazy sentence.
I think we sleep on what he's done. No, no, no. Trey Songz has. No, I've only been made fun of it because I wasn't think so. That's a crazy sentence. I think we sleep on what he's done.
No, no, no.
Trey Songz has...
No, I've only been made fun of it because I wasn't sleeping.
Yeah.
No, Trey has records.
He's got 20 minutes of hits.
Yeah, for sure.
More than.
Hey, turn up, Rory.
With Tony Braxton, though?
He could end her.
Tony Braxton has records.
He could end Tony's records.
He could end her.
They shouldn't be in a versus together.
But if she showed up opposite of him, he could end Tony he could end her they shouldn't be in a versus together but if she showed up opposite of him
he could end her
in versus
but who's listening
20 joints
yeah his fan base
would say that
whoever is listening
Tony might have
one of the biggest
R&B records of all time
she do not have
20 to go with Trey
she got a couple
like super duper
that's what I'm like
I'm just
okay
alright
okay so what
uh seven seven uh what you got seven Tony Like super duper. That's what I'm like. I'm just like, okay. All right. Okay. So what?
Seven, seven.
What'd you got?
Seven, Tony.
Three going into the second half.
And if it's seven, three going into the second half, guess what's happening in the second half?
All right.
I'll dead this real quick now.
If Timbaland calls up Tony, Tony says, hey, what's up, Tim?
How's your day?
Hey, thinking maybe versus.
Oh, that's great. I would love to do versus.
How about Trey Songz? What is Tony Braxton saying?
Get off my phone, Jimbalin.
I never want to speak to you or Swiss or Alicia Keys again.
Easy. Done.
Oh, no. Tony's not doing that with Trey Songz.
This is an imaginary land.
And on top of that, I even think Trey Songz
would have the same conversation,
not a disrespect to either of them.
I think Trey would be like,
what?
Why would I go against Tony Braxton?
I told y'all what my matchup was.
It was Brandy Tony,
not Brandy Monica.
Brandy Tony would be good.
That would have made way more sense
than Brandy Monica,
but they played into the old boy's mind.
Yeah.
That one just made a lot of sense.
And it was a really good one.
It made sense all the way up
until Who Shot Ya came on. I think Trey Songz trey songs and mario makes me yeah no that was how they
started round 11 songs is getting the who shot your monica remix it makes more sense than trey
songs is getting mario the fuck out of here mario is looking to dance with somebody though
mario can't dance in the bike because of mario i'm gonna end him ll of Mario I'm gonna end him Lloyd Trey gonna end him
Lloyd
Lloyd would make sense
Trey Songz is hanging that phone up
If you bring Mario to his line
And Mario is hanging up
If you say Lloyd's name
That makes more sense to me
And he's hanging up
Yeah
And he's hanging up
That makes way more sense to me
I'm just saying
And it shouldn't be 20
I would like to see them
do the people that can do ten songs but I understand big business like they
talk that's a petty labelling them that's when you start the undercards
yeah that's what you get ready to sit down what's your babyface patty labelle
like a lattice nice is going somewhere else season two I think they should do
undercards where it is
10 records.
Or it's seven records for people that
have seven great records, and that's about it.
And again, only in my mind.
I know this will never happen.
At halftime, I want to see a one-hit
wonder off.
I like that.
I want to see
Jay Holiday versus...
You.
No, I'm talking about...
No, I felt...
The rest of the room is laughing at you, bro,
but I felt where you was going with that.
I know what you mean, right?
Not you.
Hey, Joe, I think you have more than one hit record.
You know what it is to be a rapper?
You got three.
Let me tell you what it is to be a rapper.
Regional.
To fucking devote your entire life to something for an entire room of people who cannot do it better than you to laugh
at you i agree no doubt that's what always happens right yeah i think it's fucked up for
the way netflix is set up where someone spends two fucking years putting a whole series together
and they watch it in one day and go where the fuck is season two at what the fuck
now you just even when it's compliments it's like fam you know how hard it was to do this
yeah you can't look at fans and ever equate it that way it doesn't work you'll go fucking crazy
so yes you have to sit there and listen to people that could never do what you do
critique what you're doing like It's just how life goes.
I'd like to see Avant get up in that 10 record mix.
I would like that.
Yeah.
There's some 10 record guys out there that I would just like to see.
That's all.
There's a lot.
All right, Kanye.
Kanye West says.
Who?
He could be in the five, no?
He doesn't have five.
He doesn't have five?
I want to hear Bobby Valentino in a five or 10.
Bobby could give you five five good ones he could stretch it to ten but he has five that that yeah it's gonna be a hard out
for him if you're throwing features too with bobby yeah that's tough who wins me versus mims you you
that's an easy battle i'd say i don't think so I think that's one of the tougher one hit wonder offs this is why I'm hot
this is why I'm hot
is nowhere near
pump it up
pump it up still
in the time
this is why I'm hot
was that record
this is why I'm hot
is Atlanta
you think you struggling
against memes
come on
believe in yourself
man
you gotta believe
in your fucking self
more than that Joe
I got you washing
memes the fuck
out of here
quick that's light work and the one hit wonder off come on and meme You got to believe in your fucking self more than that, Joe. I got you washing men's the fuck out of here.
That's light work.
And the one hit Wonder Off?
And Mims has some dope records.
I don't want it to come across like that.
And Veronica.
Yeah.
I didn't have Mims. I've been looking for her since.
What a goddess she was.
Yeah, but no, I got you cleaning Mims up.
A few of my radio promo shows
he would pop up
and like have her
with him
and just throw you
all over
I tried to freestyle
extra hard
you're trying to
freestyle extra hard
with Shorty
in the radio
metaphor bag
oh man
one of the memes
is still with Veronica
Veronica's listening man
shout out to you
and call me
if you're not
in a loving relationship
with memes
yes of course of, of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Mo, you was outside when This Is Why I'm Hot was out.
I was outside.
Savon was outside.
Good record.
Savon wasn't outside.
No.
He was.
I just started really coming outside.
He was outside.
Yeah, but you was outside like fucking.
Outside is relative.
By yourself.
You were alive.
Yeah.
I was breathing. He was in the alive. Yeah. I was breathing.
He's in the backyard.
Yeah.
This is why I'm mad.
I think that's one of the tough one-hit wonder offs.
Okay, maybe not the toughest.
Jaquan is probably the toughest.
He has two, though.
But his one.
Tipsy and Streehop, both.
Yes, he has two.
But his one.
But see, I think that's a good matchup for you with Pump It Up and Fire.
I'm out of here.
I don't know.
I lose.
To Street Hop and...
Yes.
Tipsy, you lose.
I think you underestimate Pump It Up and what that did for the whites.
And the greatest of the one-hit wonders is probably Jock went off.
It's going down.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
You're out of here, buddy.
Pump It Up on your way home
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is losing
His fucking mind on
Letterman's couch
Doing that dance
Pump it up in your living room
Bitch
This night is over
You can back it up
Jock is here now
And he's got a lift
Oh my god
I'm sorry
Meet me in the club
It's going down
That was a big one What a hook What a hook though And the dance There was no pumping up dance Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Meet me in the club. It's going down.
That was a big one.
Oh, what a hook.
What a hook, though.
And the dance.
There was no pump it up dance.
It was before the dance time.
You should retroactively do a pump it up dance.
On TikTok.
On TikTok.
Kanye West.
Yo, quiet is kept.
When the kids be doing their little dance to the pump it up,
I'm like, why isn't this going viral?
You'd be calling Def Jam like, you guys still have some of this?
Do something.
Why aren't they turning up to this?
Calling Def Jam over a TikTok is hilarious.
All right.
Honestly, back catalog means something.
No doubt. I would be like, back catalog means something. No doubt.
I would be like, yo, two of us can make some money off this.
What you would call it?
Fleetwood Mac's back of the charts with that shit.
That's what I'm saying.
And Joe wins because the fire wouldn't be my second.
It would be- Clubbing?
Yeah.
I mean, that's sad in front of them all, but it would be clubbing.
Clubbing?
Yeah.
Well, fire was more regional.
I guess clubbing wasn't.
Yeah, you can't play clubbing. it's over for that yeah i mean the guy that wrote it isn't on the song if you don't bring that up
he is on snowbags on the snow telling me my fucking greatest feature is over with
i'm talking about the person that wrote it that's not your fault he's on it yeah but come on man
damn it you're doing it doing like you're doing it. Doing what you're doing. You're doing it to me. I picture you doing it to me like, ugh.
Come on, man.
You thought you caught that.
No, no, no.
I didn't think anything.
I caught that.
We be next tail tagging.
Yeah, no, I got it.
S.L. Wagon.
No, I got it.
No such thing.
So what?
It still doesn't exist. So what so it still doesn't exist so what
it still doesn't exist
SL wagon
yo that's how creative
I was
you're envisioning
the future
come on
back to what you were saying
I'm thinking about
what's now
I'm not thinking about
SL wagon
convertible
convertible wagon
SL wagon
it still don't
yo a convertible wagon
like it's not even coming
it's not even
almost happening nah Elon Musk about to do that a convertible wagon? Like, it's not even coming. It's not even almost happening.
Nah, Elon Musk about to do that tomorrow.
A convertible wagon.
Y'all laughing at me, but I did see a concept.
Maybe not a concept, but a Bentley wagon.
Like, three days ago.
And that shit looked incredible.
I can see that.
I can see a Bentley wagon happening.
You'd rather the rib jump off?
Where you took that one?
The rib.
Where you took that?
The rib.
You rather the rib jump off?
No, my daddy.
How do you like your condoms?
Yo, that is a wild question.
Yo, let me tell y'all.
When I'm home just reciting some of the lines of my career,
I'm in here Laughing my ass off
The ribbed jump off
Now you understand
Why it didn't go
As far as you thought
Cause you like
Yo you know what
It went far
It went
It went further
Than I thought
We're on this couch
It would go more
He started doing the math
Like I get it now
While they wasn't
Fucking with it
Some nigga
Somewhere was like
That's a wagon
That happened
So Kanye West
Versus Issa Rae
Mommy
Mommy
Mommy sick
See
Daddy is talking
Yo you got to
I can spot you
Out the corner
Of your eyes
Look at it poppy
Like
Look at that poppy
Like
I gotta hear your verse
That you write
Alright
I'm not gonna say
Look at that poppy
Like
You get an offer of the ribs
But why
That's what I was trying to make
On thing It didn't happen Oh no you tried a lot Who in the crew was like Yo I'm not going to say looking at poppy like, oh. You get an offer of the ribs? But why? That's what I was trying to make.
Uh thing.
It didn't happen. Oh, no.
You tried a lot.
Who in the crew was like, yo, that's going to get us there?
Webb.
Oh, never mind.
Webb, you was right.
It worked.
Hey, Webb, it worked.
Now, Webb, I see what you was doing.
Yeah, it worked.
You got to be careful when niggas suggest something.
It's like, I'm going to try it.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
It's not catching on well.
A little higher octave
on the uh.
Oh,
and an ad-lib.
It wasn't even an ad-lib.
Fuck y'all,
but I killed this shit.
No,
that's just a record.
You the man.
I feel like when bitches privately dance for me.
That's how my junior high dances into a frenzy.
That record right there?
It went off.
That went crazy.
That's the record that got the Rhode Island shows on tilt.
I believe it.
That's a fact.
Come on, man.
We didn't even know where to place it.
Yo, we should have gone. First, second, last. Just I believe it. That's a fact. Come on, man. We didn't even know where to place it. Yo, we should've gone.
First, second, last.
Just keep running it.
You know that record
when it's failing?
Like, yo, should we
just go back to it?
Kanye West
says,
well, you put out
something with DaBaby
or you send DaBaby a beat beat the baby sent it back in
record time kanye released a snippet then the baby cursed everybody out for saying he has one flow
uh then kanye cursed isa ray out for doing saturday night live
then kanye put out another song with like a funky sounding beat with some
trash words over it i I did hear that.
Did you want to read his tweets?
You guys are
better out loud readers than me.
Where are his tweets? Vote Kanye.
Oh, that wasn't a tweet. Alright, pull it up.
Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up.
Then he went to ESPN.
Pull it up.
It was up there to read.
By the way, I was going gonna read it and i was just
trying to buy time he says i've always said saturday night live uses black people to hold
other black people back my heart goes out to isa ray i'm praying for her and her family i know that
the 20 years of service that i've paid in the entertainment field has furthered our ability
to be more successful and then he he Googled Issa Rae.
Which he's been doing a lot on his Twitter,
just Googling people.
Okay.
That's an interesting angle.
Well, now we know who it is.
And it comes off in Spanish
even though it says see results in English
for everything he does.
Yeah, I'm really glad that I now know
that Kanye searches things on Google in Spanish.
That just seems like some real yay shit to do.
And this is happening because on the Saturday Night Live skit that they did when Kanye's name was brought up, Issa Rae said, fuck Kanye West.
Well, the premise of the sketch was playing off of her when she was on the red carpet and said, I'm rooting for everybody black.
And then they did like a fake talk show that was political. And she and said, I'm rooting for everybody black. And then they did like
a fake talk show
that was political
and she was saying,
I'm voting for everybody black.
And then they brought up
a bunch of different people
where they were trying
to get her to say,
you wouldn't vote
for that black person.
And she kept finding excuses.
And then they got to Kanye
at the end and she said,
nah, fuck him.
That was the premise
of the sketch.
Just being funny.
Yeah, it was all in good jokes.
Yeah, this is comedy style. Yeah, it was comedy style. Just being funny. Yeah. It was all in good jokes. Yeah.
This is comedy style.
Yeah, it was comedy style.
He didn't think so.
She should have yelled comedy style after the joke.
Yeah, but then she would have been stealing our sauce.
That's true.
Fair.
Which she already did when she casted Lawrence in season one.
That wasn't me.
You didn't think so?
All right, forget it. I mean, you did work at an electronics store.
We can move on. At the Wiz. Yes. there the original best buy yeah yes well crazy eddie was the first
original best buy maybe crazy eddie wow that's some funny shit um come on y'all want to give
your thoughts on uh the kanye song uh i've kind of started to filter Kanye West news out of my life.
Music, though?
Yeah.
Not news, music, too?
Yeah, kind of.
Interesting.
Okay.
I'm not mad at anybody.
But I just haven't heard anything that I've wanted to play again.
So when I see everyone else talking about a great Kanye song, I will go listen.
But I didn't hear anybody talking about this song in particular.
But if he puts an album out, you'll listen to it.
Yeah, of course.
Got it.
Of course.
Just not like random singles and shit.
I'm not listening to Kanye and DaBaby.
And it wasn't necessarily really a single.
Whatever it was.
It was a snippet of some shit.
I thought the artwork was cool.
I'm not listening to none of this shit.
It took for DaBaby to turn around a verse so quick
to see how fast we can move as a
people to kanye yeah okay i'm gonna say it's this kanye has had every artist in the business uh out
to wyoming in the past 18 months so our album should be finished that's not true no you know
kanye is like like what's that dude
that movie
when he was trying to
play off the life of
Johnny Cash
you know Kanye
always has to add
he hears more music
even when the song
is done
he's missing something
he's missing
you have 20 people
on his record Kanye
it's over
it's not missing anything
yeah
it's not missing anything I mean his record is missing Kanye it's over it's not missing anything Elton John backgrounds yeah it's not missing anything
I mean
this record is missing
something
it's missing something
it's 27 people
on this record
Elton John is on here
fucking everybody's on here
it's not missing anything
I promise you
um
I still don't hear
Elton John in that song
you said you don't
I don't hear him in there
no
cause you don't hear Elton
Elton hears you
see see he ain't do he ain't do the in there, no. Because you don't hear Elton. Elton hears you. See?
See, he ain't do the signs.
It went over his head.
Yeah.
It's almost February.
You know what that means.
We'll be seeing Elton John and Eminem by a piano.
Every Valentine's Day?
The Grammys.
A never-before-seen performance again.
Eminem and Elton John make peace.
Again. Again. It's been inspiring since 2000. Eminem and Elton John make peace. Again. Again.
It's been inspiring since
2000. Eminem loves the gays.
The gays.
Oh my god.
They gotta come up with a new trick.
Yeah.
They gotta have Megan twerk on Elton John.
That's just funny but okay
but that's the shit they do
so we took a time out
to listen to the record
which record
well sort of
we listened to
15 seconds of it
the nah nah nah
the new record
yes
I don't think this is the baby
I was giving y'all a taste
of the baby verse
and what he was in
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It's a lot of them.
I very well said he's on his way to becoming one, but when we had that conversation, he was not one.
That's why I feel bad for the black kids from impoverished neighborhoods that pop off.
Because now the label put them on every fucking pop record they can.
That was my Christina Milian feature.
They try it.
They're going to try it.
Well, come on.
Let's get it done.
While they were still trying to get her a real pop career.
Yeah, but I wish I'd have known that at the time.
That record wasn't too bad.
Maybe it's just because I loved her.
Yeah, I just wish they'd have paired me with the artist that was working.
She was working, sort of, at that time.
You're both Jersey City.
They gave Dippin' Lo the fab.
The remix?
Yeah.
You wanna hop on this?
This beat is hard.
I like this beat.
I just don't.
I just don't really like what they did to it.
Can you turn it off?
I'm not the biggest fan of fitting in Kanye.
All right, so you beat me right to it.
That's my problem with the Ye album, too.
It was an album that any artist in that current time could have made.
Kanye sounds like the old guy at the club.
You don't need to be on this.
Every single album has been innovative.
It's changed the sound.
I like that Kanye. I don't like the Kanye that just hops on the sound of
the time please don't let him in the club so you can tell the DJ to cut the
music off while he talks for an hour please that's not the club I want to
please no well there are you got a good future on that no future like future
just needs to be I feel like that's what everybody else I feel like that's what
every label was saying about every song that's handed in all right let's get future on this now that right there we're out of here that's what every label That's it Nobody else I feel like that's what every label Is saying about every song That's handed in
Alright let's get Future on this now
No that right there
And we're out of here
That's a Future record
You like that
You like that one
That beat for sure
Get your hips moving
No I'm sitting down
Chilling
Hips a lot
But will you stand up
No they won't move
They won't move
Will they swing
No
Okay
Well
Is that the is that the current
A&R now? Yo,
no future on this.
I thought you were talking about the hips.
No, I haven't
seen an A&R swing his hips in a while.
Anyways,
segue. So no to that, huh?
What's that? So no to that man, sorry to that man.
To that record? Yeah. For me. He trying to that, huh? What's that? So no to that man? Sorry to that man? To that record? Yeah.
Yeah.
For me.
For me.
I think he's trying to get out
that universal deal.
Nah, nah, nah.
I'm a president of Canada.
All right, fam.
You can take this shit down epic.
It doesn't sound bad, though.
No, it doesn't sound bad.
It's just the beat is hard.
Things can sound good, but sound bad from certain artists.'t sound bad It's just The beat is hard Things can sound good But sound bad
From certain artists
Correct
If that makes sense
It does
Like I don't need this
From Kanye West
Nor ever want it
From Kanye West
He's too good
To chase
A sound that is
Gonna leave pretty soon
Anyways
Yeah
Got you
That was a good ad
Live of a segue
Alright
So 50s with more Kanye's with more There's a lot going on That was a good ad A little bit of a segue Alright so
50s with Maul
Kanye's with Maul
There's a lot going on
Ice Cube's with Maul
Tommy Lauren's with Maul
Me on what?
I don't even know what you're talking about
I'm trying to segue into
What we're doing here
I don't know what
Rory's leading us into
Right now
Take it away
Alright 50 Cent came out recently and
said what the fuck uh vote for trump i'm out fuck new york the knicks never went anywhere
don't care trump doesn't like black people 62 of you 62 are you out of your fucking mind
and he's referring to the alleged biden tax plan if he wins that will tax
uh people that make over 400 400 000 by 60 if you're in new jersey 58 if you're in new york
62 if you're in new york city and 62.6 if you're in california now i've seen you guys kill 50 for this, so I'm shutting up.
Listen, man, you know.
This is weird.
I mean, listen, man.
It is weird.
Vote, right?
I voted already.
I already voted.
Okay, there you go.
I did see some backlash with some alleged facts on this whole thing.
I'm not saying these are facts.
Give them up, Rory. So you didn't fact check the facts?
I don't... Can we really fact check this?
Can we fact check anything with the IRS?
Look at that screen you're reading. That's not fact check.
No, it's not. It's definitely not. But this did
come from someone that I think knows more than me.
Sam sent you that.
No, Sam did not. If Sam knew what I
paid on taxes, she would leave me.
So the
Tax Foundation is not a reliable source
and they've been criticized for years by the New York
Times for developing faulty
models. They measure the statutory
tax rate, which sounds a little rapey,
instead of the effective tax rate.
The statutory indicates liability
before credits. No one ever
pays that. Effective tax rate is what the people pay.
The tax foundation model not only used statutory tax rate model, but they also combine local, state, and federal tax.
Biden has no jurisdiction over local and state taxes.
tax rate of 39.6% on individuals, I don't think
that means businesses, who make
$400K a year, which
is what was going on during Obama as well.
Tax the wealthy.
My business is about to pay me $25,000 a year
so that don't matter to me.
That's how you
do the loopholes.
Yeah.
We were in the red this year.
Listen, they're saying that don't affect state tax or whatever.
State tax is already high as shit in New Jersey.
All of it.
New Jersey and New York is the fucking worst.
Outside of Cali.
Fam, I had a fit when I learned what I paid in self-employment taxes in New Jersey.
Are you kidding me? I have to pay
for not fucking with y'all?
Of course you do.
You're not buying into their plan. Come on, man.
Come on. Vote.
I voted already,
is what I'm saying.
Well, play your little
vote games with your Bronx buddies,
all right?
Talk to the young boy everybody's yelling vote so i'm saying vote i'm telling you what everybody else is saying vote well you don't need to say it uh as it turns out it appears
28 million people have voted early as opposed to 6 million people at the same time uh four years
ago wow it seems the country and
what has happened in the country has urged just willed people to the voting polls um now i don't
think that that's a guaranteed win for anybody i don't it's not we seem
so it's active i don't know if they can hear that yes i can't i'm just waiting for the time
there's always some action around here.
Keep it going. No edit.
What was I saying?
I'm not
saying that that's a guarantee win for anybody.
I don't want anybody to fall asleep at the wheel, but
it just seems like more
people are going out to vote.
That's what it seems.
I do think this is hilarious that
Eric Trump
posted a clear Photoshop.
Like, it's not even a good Photoshop of Ice Cube and 50 together wearing Trump hats.
Two great, courageous Americans.
Yo, politics is a sick-ass game.
It really is.
It's wild, man.
They was killing 50, and understandably so.
But I did get where he was coming from about having 60% of your money stripped away.
I was nuts.
Anybody would.
That's not even a 50% thing.
That's craziness.
That's the regular working person.
Yeah, I know.
But the response to that is, hey, black people are fucked up.
You're making half of what you're making.
Who cares about you?
And that number's not accurate. Like, who cares about you?
And that number's not accurate.
What, the 60?
That's the other part.
Yeah, 62% is not accurate of New York City or any of those numbers that he's going to be taxed.
They're not taking 62% of his money come March.
Correct.
About to say, I feel the whole PPP scam.
That's what they're doing out there. You want to get you a Lambo? you want to buy your gucci listen what you want me to do man yo there's nothing to buy there's
no reason to buy anything anyway not a car not clothes whatever your vice was your shopping
shopping vice was it's dead there's nothing to do thanksgiving is canceled new year's is canceled
halloween is canceled doesn't it feel weird right
now like it's october 22nd or some shit yeah 21st whatever it is and you have not seen a peep
about halloween you ain't seen a little stupid store selling a little stupid mask you ain't had
all the hoes used to fuck with saying hi trick or treat man let's buy a mask let's be mickey and
mallory you haven't had any of those things happen, and it does feel weird.
Like, if you don't keep up, you might lose track of what day it is, what month it is, just where we at.
Everything felt weird.
What's going to happen around Christmas?
I think the same thing.
It's going to be the same feeling.
It's going to be cash happening everywhere.
You'll send that through.
You ain't got to leave the house.
You ain't got to go shopping.
Just send it through.
Right.
Like I said said Christmas is
Christmas is December
it's for the kids anyways man
New Year's is
January
February is what
Valentine's Day
oh thank God
that's cancelled now
been trying to figure out
a way to end that one
I'm waiting for the fellas
finally
watch that be the one
they care about
there's nothing in March right
St. Patrick's Day
March Madness
which was already
well it was already cancelled March Madness is cancelled's Day March man that's that's all right well it was already March madness is canceled uh April the Easter that that's canceled
once you grown enough to tell your mom I'm not going to church you money good
not looking for eggs man not going to church you go I got my own plans yeah
all that I should is canceled first time I try no yeah plans gonna start when
churches oh you know you gonna get to church now.
Yeah, it just seems like all the shit is canceled. Nothing's coming back anytime soon.
It's fucked up out here. It is.
Roof Chris still won't even bring the Tomahawk steak back.
They got
everything else but the Tomahawk steak?
How are you surviving? A bunch of
their premium
steaks they don't have.
And I get it. I get it I get it
listen
we're not about to
lose money
having our whole
menu here
and we can only
have 33% of the
people
fill this shit
I'm like I'm not
no
no time off for you
it's a $100 steak
my steak spot
in Jersey City
is letting people
inside now
I'm not gonna
snitch but
I enjoyed my Sunday
I know all restaurants
are letting people
inside at a certain capacity.
It's been a little different.
But I was happy
to sit at a table.
I just don't understand
how you have to wear your mask
when you're walking to your
table,
but then you can take it off.
Like COVID only gets you
when you're walking.
Back to my point
of everyone cherry picking this.
Most of the rules
in this country
are strictly for liability.
And perception. They're telling you to wear the mask so in case you get sick on your way to the table you can't hold them liable for getting you sick because they enforce the rules they don't
actually give a fuck that you're not sick you won't you don't know where you get you're get
you're gonna get sick from if you get sick you don't know where you got it from there's no way
to be like oh i got it from. There's no way to be like,
oh, I got it from the restaurant.
No, that's not true.
I got a nasty bitch.
I fuck with that.
I know she gave me something.
Well, that's a different sickness.
And that has happened way before.
And that's a joke.
I don't have any nasty bitches
fucking with me.
I'm not toxic.
I'm looking for real love,
a real wife, a real queen
to support me to my deathbed
and get this money with me.
And you can offer
some ribbed condoms
if they choose.
You'd rather the rib jump off or the XL magnum
like I was wearing condoms.
Nigga gave her
the condom options
in the R. Kelly verse.
Okay.
Kanye and Issa Rae.
Will she reply?
Yo, now that's some sick shit, man. And no, I don't think Issa Rae will will she reply? Yo, now that's some sick shit, man.
And no, I don't think Issa Rae will reply.
That was him producing it.
Classy, classy.
You should say something about condoms.
Huh?
That was him producing you?
Who?
Robert.
He was in the studio?
Robert.
Look at the COVID bubbles.
Nah, we're not doing that.
I'm going to kick that shit right down fucking Broadway.
I'm going to sit in one of those stupid things.
I'm going to roll your shit right down fucking Broadway. I'm going to sit in one of those stupid things. I'm going to roll your whole dinner down the street.
That shit is hilarious.
That's just some dumb shit to do, man.
Mo, you know you're going to hotbox one of those shits.
Get the fuck out of here.
That shit stinking there.
You wouldn't do the COVID bubble?
No.
No.
Would you go out to eat at all during that shit?
Doesn't that trap the covid
you would think i wonder what they do the next person that came in that's what i'm saying it's
just i'm a fan which just this covid shit just just just stop people should stay home i gotta
i gotta catch steak outing in my life i do it's coming up i'm seeing too many of my friends there
and they do make a really good wedge salad so i will go there but i knew yeah the wedge
going for the wedge the wedge in the bronx was always wedge in the wagon cultural culturally
good spot the wedge in the bronx a lot of good nights in there what did they serve ass and titties
ass and titties ass and titties strip clubs is titties. Strip clubs is down. This shit is ass, man.
They literally canceled the year 2020 on us.
This was a year of collecting information.
And cleansing.
Cleansing and filtering and just getting the world right for the next 10 minutes.
This shit is about to be a wild 10 years coming up, honestly.
I don't have anything else on Kanye West, the COVID bubbles.
Tony versus Trey. any of the new music
excuse me
yeah I don't have anything else on
any of the oh shit last week
last week I couldn't bring it up
because
Fabio was fighting a case or not fighting a case.
He was arrested for something that was mad nasty.
But now that that's cleared.
We talked about that.
I know.
Now that she came out and cleared that, I can say, I can tell y'all I heard a snippet.
I saw a video of a Fabio foreign and King Von song.
I'm terrified already, but I'm sure it sounds amazing.
You're going to die. Yeah, I can
imagine. That's what it is.
If you're
not going to die, you're going to kill someone.
I don't want to do either. This sounds
like fucking lunacy.
Like some
out of this world. I'm excited.
Killer crazy shit.
I love King Vaughn. Wait, can I find that? to this world. I'm excited. Killer crazy shit.
I love King Bon.
Wait, can I find that snippet?
Pull that snippet up.
Oh, the record is out?
It's out.
Oh my God.
Are the streets safe?
Nobody's outside.
Like, Von was talking on that.
She's like,
kill niggas for less than this.
Like, what?
Wait.
Whoa. And listen listen we don't
have to play it because i don't want to scare our audience but king von fabio foreign i want to hear
it on the spot oh my oh if that's what you're looking to do look at justice right there
it's not justice oh well i look like justice though justice oh my fam i am what i am
just that just that title fam just that title let you know when i see young niggas with their
shirt off in the vid like they diesel but they're not diesel they're gonna kill you
they're gonna drop you dead but oh heavy on the murder
y'all didn't hear what he said in the second line of the song
niggas be woofing all that until we meet Y'all didn't hear what he said in the second line of the song.
Niggas be woofing all that until we meet.
Then I... The third bar wasn't even words.
It was...
Look at Saban scared right now.
Saban, yo, check your pulse.
Check your pulse.
All right, Rory, turn that murder shit up.
I'm pulling it back for me.
Turn this off, please.
Please turn this off. Don't play no more. Turn it off.
I don't want it to be.
About the fifth bar of the record before the drums even came in
King Bond said
and if I sit down
which means
if I go away
that means the police
have stopped him
he said
I'm boosting the murder rate
my niggas gonna slide
every day
yeah
even while I'm in prison
nobody is safe
come on
can you please
do a lyric breakdown
I mean listen listen, man.
Pull up the lyric screen, man.
And if I sit down.
It's going to get crazier.
So just leave me alone.
If y'all catch me.
You better off not snitching on me.
My nigga's going to kill all of y'all.
Oh, man.
Yo, King Bar, friend of the show, man.
Don't never come up here.
But you are that nigga, man. He is that nigga. Friend of the show, man. Don't never come up here. But you are that nigga, man.
He is that nigga.
Friend of the show,
but don't ever.
Don't ever.
Let's be friends
at a distance.
This is hard.
All jokes aside,
this is hard.
I can't wait I can't wait
I can't wait to catch this nigga
We ain't never getting cool with the offer
I get the money, I do it a lot
I got it on me, he get shot
Nigga, what the fuck about the car?
I yell woo, they know what to do
I know the set when I come in the room
I heard they offer 100 mil
Tell them boys I need 102 Stop, stop, stop, they offer 100 mil. What? Tell them, boys, I need 102.
Boom.
Hey.
Boom.
Stop.
Stop.
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Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm going to say something about that Charlemagne. Yo, this is the hardest song I've ever made.
It is. And thank God that nobody's allowed outside.
For now.
That shows hard.
Last thing I need to hear is this in a Pop Smoke set.
Oh, my goodness.
Nah.
This is a...
Yeah, I'm a real big fan of...
That record sounds really good, though.
I like New York drill a lot.
I don't know how the Chicago niggas feel about it,
but I like New York drill. I'm just saying they're the Chicago niggas feel about it But I like New York drill
I'm just saying they cool with it
They you know
Yeah they don't
Yeah they don't
They're linking up though
Which is what it's about
It's all culture man
It's all culture
And it's
They added their own Brooklyn shit to it
It's not the exact same
All of this is an extension
And a
A subsidiary
Is that how you say it
Sure
Of MOP
Yeah
There you go
All of this is Annie up
2020
Yeah Niggas say I can't wait Till we find the block I love M.O.P. Yeah. There you go. All of this is Andy up 2020.
That nigga said, I can't wait till we find the block.
He is excited to find your address and kill you.
Find your location.
Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
It's just art.
It's just art.
But the simplicity is really the art of it.
I got it on me.
He's getting shot.
It's just art.
No, that's real shit.
So?
Yeah, I'm cool.
Maul, which project was that?
So I know not to go.
Find me a sleeper.
Near there.
In Chicago?
Oh, they shot that in Chicago?
Yeah.
I couldn't tell.
Let me find something safe. I don't think you'll stumble upon those projects,
but I think you're safe.
All right, cool.
Let me find something safe to play.
I wandered into a barbecue at Eden Wall
the other week
in the Bronx
and I was like
alright man
should probably get out of here
um
Leon Bridges
and Lucky Day
put out a new record
yeah we brought it up
last week
I know
so that's why
I'm not playing it
I'm searching frantically
for my phone
to make sure that if King Bone she phone to make sure that if King Bone...
She got it?
Make sure that if King Bone texts me, I reply it in an appropriate fashion.
You don't want to leave that text.
You're sitting there.
Let's see.
I found this new something or other that I like.
You know, I like the airy R&B.
And this isn't a song I would have played off this project.
This is Maria Isabel off her Stuck in the Sky project.
This song is called Where Does the Love Go?
Check it out. I need negotiations with them on whoever's listening
All the miles between us got me messed up, got me tripping
I'll wait for you
For you to call and say you miss me like you do
In my line, it's part connection
You've been flying in the wrong direction
Now you're on a ride, I just seen me One-way tickets in New York City
Back and forth and I'm stressing Say you'll be back in a second
They say loving is easy But now when one of us is leaving
Back on a plane Two different coasts
When we're alone Where does the love go?
What if you go, forget the way home?
Running in circles, we're never together So where does the love go?
There's too many miles on us Too many plane tickets piled up
I don't even know what to say I just keep on counting background plans
But I can't no see Got me messed up, in the window seat It's brave to love, but upon the sheet
When we're alone, feels like I already got leave
Back on a plane, two different coasts
When we're alone, where does the love go?
What if you go, forget the love go? What if you go?
Forget the way home Brand new music, Maria Isabel featuring Yeek.
That's all for her Stuck in the Sky project.
I'm talking over, this song is only two minutes and change.
And every song in the project is two minutes and change.
Makes for a real fluid.
Listen, check it out if you have not heard it.
Maria Isabel, Stuck in the sky
Look at you moving the goalposts
For the artist you like
What was that Rory?
Look at you moving the goalposts
For the artist you like
What was the goalposts?
Anytime any artist did
A bunch of records on an album
With two minutes
Like I hate this shit
This is bullshit
Now all of a sudden it's fluid
Not if it's fluid and cohesive Rory
Then I don't have a problem with it at all.
Okay.
It did sound good, though.
It's a good project, man.
Real good project.
Check it out.
I'm going to play something off the They album that comes out on Friday.
This is one of my favorite records they did.
You've been playing They
for the last seven weeks?
I wouldn't say seven,
maybe ten.
Get your shit on.
Yeah, this is off
the album that comes out
on Friday.
This is The Moment. You got my attention
Can't come to a sense of rest
I can't feel the tension
It's 3 in the AM so we might as well
Give me, give me no conversation
Don't tease me, tease me You know, don't leave me, leave me, you know I'm impatient
We got demons, demons, we both tryna shake em This moment is all for the taking
This shit won't last forever Looks like it's now or never
Don't think too much about it It might be wrong but feels good for the moment
Feels good for the moment Say my name three times and don't forget it
Hit it from the back six, nine, switching positions
You already know my type
We don't like to waste no time
We ain't gotta finish up
Give it, give it
We're no conversation zone
Give me, give me
You know I'm impatient
We got demons, demons
We both tryna shake off
This moment is all for the taking
This shit won't last forever Looks like it's now or never
Don't think too much about it It might be wrong but feels good for the moment Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh That's the day
The moment
The album comes out on Friday
The Amanda tape
Alright
I'm playing a new joint from Chic Looch
Off of Beast Mode 4
This is Onyx featuring Lil Fame
Level 13 for Beast Mode 4. It's Onyx featuring Lil' Fane. You can see the way I roll, you can tell I ain't no ho I'ma let that clip go for my nigga
We ain't playin', we ain't stayin' if it ain't about bread
And I ain't hangin' with no bitch if she ain't givin' me no head
I could try to piece it up, but there's some niggas in my crew
Either way that shit go, they gon' want that nigga dead
Silverback, bang on my chest, that gorilla shit
Two guns all the way up, that killer shit
New niggas, some is okay, but I ain't feelin' it
Gun on me, even when I'm walkin' out the dealership
Yeah, I declare war, this that old Brooklyn
Like I'll be square more, cause I don't fear y'all
Soon I'll pop it off in the middle of the street like
Motherfuck em all, stop lyin' in my face
Put a match between two fingers, smack fire out your face
Who's the most hard body of the hard bodiest?
Leave your body more holy than God body is
I have your fan burning candles on some project lobby shit
You fucking with a gun lobbyist, I'm a boss in the game
These niggas steal your whole recipe, but the sauce ain't the same
Career over, we gon' tip our hats
Y'all had a couple of songs, we gon' get y'all that
But when it comes to Amber Lamps and Copsireens
Or Homicide scenes, nigga, my 40 Glock scream like
Onyx
I put that hawk to him
Mopay, Slash, D-Block
Chic talk to him
Crack spot, dope spot, weed spot, raw
One brick, two brick, three bricks, four
Pick em up, pick em up
Pick em up, pick em up, pick em up, pick em up Project is the fuel featuring What's the name Never looking back until there's nothing in my way
Yeah, identify with the dead or the living, I don't know
Maybe my people set up to fall like a domino
America the beautiful, go ask Geronimo
What's the worst they could do to you, I bet my mama know
I bet my father know
Your honor throw the book at us Even if justice wasn't blind, she'd never
look at us I want that clutch of what I could not touch
I was trying to get what I could get before I get locked up
And when that death clock struck I was depressed enough to go ahead and press
my luck They held me down so long I figured I should
just rise up Like helium from the delirium
Trying to change my skin color like a chameleon
But all my best years of life behind are still ahead of me
What would I leave behind if I was over everything?
The foundation for creation of a better me
That's honestly the true definition of legacy
I'm gonna breathe in the fellows with the apple pie
That's Fuel by Black Thought and Sean C
Featuring Portugal the Man
And The Last Artful Dodger
Well ladies and gentlemen
Hey, hey
Come on, come on
Let me see you show.
Delane, show.
Delane, bounce and back and bounce and back.
No.
You would be a sick host of a party.
Now lean and rock.
Lean and rock.
No.
Fuck you, man.
Shout out to Goldfinger man for sure good part today
gentlemen thank you for bringing your thoughts sharing them with your platform
responsibly shout out to the fans thank you for listening
shout out to everybody who made this possible who else will be shout now
prayers up to Nigeria man man They started shooting at protesters
Prayers and love
It's a sick world we're in
It is
It's a sick world
Now we have to be compassionate about other countries
The same way they were to us during our protest season
A few months ago
Yeah I agree So prayers and love I 100% agree with that countries the same way they were to us during our protest season a few months ago.
Yeah.
I agree.
So prayers and love.
I 100% agree with that.
Prayers and love to Nigeria.
Again, thank you for listening, man.
We will be back this weekend. Hope y'all have a safe, safe weekend or safe week, mind you.
I meant to ask Parks about Tua starting for the Dolphins, but we can get to it.
We'll get to it before they play a game, so it's fine.
I need a lot of waiver wire help on my team on a two-game losing streak, 3-3.
We'll talk about it this weekend, man.
Check up Tua.
Until next time, we'll get to it, man.
Y'all take care.
Hold it down.
Remember, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you a due farewell.
Hasta la vista.
Adios.
So long. Goodbye. Peace. Deu deuces one love and all that good stuff uh remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
so let's make your screen man sit down we're not finishing
fuck is he walking around about remember life is a series of moments and moments past
so let's make this one last as if it's all that we
have ladies and gentlemen we'll talk to y'all this weekend this is joe button from the joe
button podcast we'll speak to you soon shout out to cash app salute a bite stay safe out there and
we love y'all
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I know, this is real bro, we got real bro
I'm in your hood, if you a jackster what you need for
Somebody better get bruh, before he get set for
Say you wanna squash him, won't you steal a chopper shit bro
Really valid question, man.
You say you want squashin'. What you talkin' shit for?
Somebody better get rough before I go and split, bro.
You say you wanna squashin' what you still talkin' shit for?
Valid question.
Valid question.
I think so, too, man.
Shout-out to the whole Atlanta. Shout-out T. think so, too, man. Shout out to the whole Atlanta.
Shout out to you, young Joe, man.
We'll be back on the fucking vibe Saturday.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Joe Biden.