The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 386 | "How Many Licks?"
Episode Date: October 24, 2020On this episode: Joe and the guys open up with their thoughts on Ty Dolla $ign's new album (15:16) and the other new music releases (30:42). They discuss their thoughts on potential match-ups for the ...next season of Verzuz (54:56), Joe highlights the rise and fall of the content streaming app Quibi (1:25:40), the Presedential debate (1:44:53) and more! Sleeper Picks Joe | Lil Kim - “How Many Licks?” (Ft. Sisqo) Rory | Memphis Bleek - “Infatuated” Mal | Akeem Ali - “Keemy Casanova” Parks | Nas - “On The Real”
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Yo, turn me on to the headphones.
Remember that line you and Rory used to always say to me about Yo Joe?
That's not even how neither of us talk.
No, no, yes it is.
Both of y'all was like, Yo Joe.
And y'all say it all the time, but I'm pussy, so I don't say nothing back.
Yo Joe, you say what you want to be, home in the house, scared to come out.
That's true.
It's me and Mo, they mo they gotta be outside navigating the streets
we really see these niggas well you were quoting me i didn't say it now i always
but i always take that as y'all pussy wait what says the guy inside when we're outside
so but wait we got to clear it up now because here we are and now it's me
on the other side of that,
on the other side of that fence.
You never know
what shoes you'll walk in one day.
You're barefoot.
That's true, Parks,
but it's metaphor speaking.
So now,
I'm really,
I really be outside.
And y'all,
you and Rory
have created
issues to where my head has to be on a swivel.
It should be on a swivel.
I created issues for you.
Yeah, because I'm really outside.
Nobody's outside.
We're still in a pandemic.
I'm really outside, though.
What issues I created for you?
I mean, you have a porch.
Yeah, I didn't create any issues for you.
I'm really on the balcony.
Ain't nobody ever approached you with some shit like, yo, your man, like, who?
How do you know what somebody is approaching you?
You ain't never told me.
You would have told me.
Why would I tell you?
I would just protect you.
No, you ain't got to protect me.
But I would.
That's what you do when you love somebody.
Please don't protect me.
Unprotect me.
Okay, but I love you, so I would.
Unprotect me, though.
No, it's not a love verse.
You don't get to choose my love.
What are you talking about
unprotect me
no
I don't have issues with nobody
like who do I have issues with
unprotect me
yeah unprotect me
then you'll be vulnerable
I love being vulnerable
then you'll be exposed
especially around other men
I love it
I warrant that
I welcome that
I welcome it
I want to be vulnerable
around other men
that don't like me
I welcome it actually well now you know how we feel Joe yeah I welcome it I want to be vulnerable Around other men That don't like me I welcome it actually
Well now you know
How we feel Joe
Yeah
I welcome it
Take off your club wristband
You went to the club
Prove you was outside
No I went somewhere
And they did the little
COVID testing
Oh they took your temperature
Right
So it must mean
You're fine
You don't have it
You don't have COVID
Listen Let me not say that No I don't have it you don't have COVID listen
let me not say that
no I don't have it
okay
that's good
don't you guys feel
great about that
y'all should feel great
about that
I don't have COVID
a little temperature
check thing
it's cool
I get rapid tests
I like it
yeah
Rory always want to
throw his white privilege
in somebody's face
you got the easy test
easy pass
no I literally do
the drive through
Walgreens in Newark.
Just swab you down?
No, you swab yourself so you could easily lie.
Like, yeah, swab on your nose.
They want to give it to you to put it in your nose?
Yeah, but you could just put the shit right here and pass it.
They'll give you a test that says you're clean.
This is great.
You can go to Aruba.
This is so great.
Print this out and give it to them.
Yeah, that little shit, they interrupted the flight to announce, is great you can go to aruba this is so great print this out and give it to them yeah that
little shit they they interrupted uh interrupted the flight to announce hey you guys handing out
a paper you'll have to quarantine for 14 days wherever you land isolated all by yourself and
then you can travel safely that's like all right no catch me if you can yeah they did that when we
landed from la it was like yeah You gotta fill out this form
Was nobody at that
Little desk
No
You just walk right past
That shit
Let me get out of here
Nobody need to fill in
You wasn't with me
And Crystal
When they arrested me
In the Toronto border right
Arrested
No I was with you
One time when you
Couldn't get in though
No yeah no
Not that time
When they actually
Arrested me
Kept me there
Then you did a bit In Toronto I've always had A problem with just No, yeah, no, not that time. When they actually arrested me and kept me there.
Then you did a bit in Toronto?
I've always had a problem with just people thinking they had authority over me.
And the custom dude was wilding, and I wilded back.
I've seen that in action, actually, a couple times. They arrested me and Crystal.
You got a little Karen.
You have a little Karen in you.
I've seen it happen before.
What are you saying?
We all have a little Karen in us.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I've seen you like a police officer or a plane situation where you just weren't having it.
That's why I was so confused when we were in Houston and I couldn't get in the TSA pre-check line,
even though my ticket said TSA pre-check.
And I'm sitting there all flustered and Irish.
And Joe and Maula giggling at me from across the table.
I'm like, Joe, you can't laugh because you're me too in this situation.
Well, that's not true.
I can laugh because I'm black.
That's just life for me.
It's funny for you.
It was like the OJ verdict reversed.
Yeah.
Is that what it was like, Rory?
It was reverse racism?
Yeah.
That's where Rory's going with it?
That's all.
All right.
Who's ready to do something hard?
But my ticket did say pre-check.
Who's ready?
Who's ready?
Rory, listen, I'm with you.
I believe you.
I believe you.
I didn't want to go in the regular check.
I know.
I got you.
My laptop was in my bag and I wanted to stay there.
I know.
I got you.
You didn't want to take your sneakers off?
My shoes were tied.
Yeah, you didn't want to take your sneakers off.
I know.
I got you.
All right.
Mic check one, two, one, tied. Yeah, you didn't want to take your sneakers off. I got you. All right. Mic check one, two, one, two.
Letting every potter know out there that the kings of this shit, Rory and Maul, for 2021
have decided to bring the game knockout back.
You can get knocked the fuck out for anything that you say moving this point moving forward.
That's just how we on it now.
I was going to say.
Nah, it took a brief hiatus,
but it's back now.
Spotify and squash the beefs.
Spotify and squash the beefs,
but now it's over.
We got to bring back
taking people's sneakers
after you knock them out too.
Like when you wake up,
you have to walk home
with your socks.
Taking your sneakers.
Why'd that disappear?
In Jersey City, we definitely advanced that whole taking your sneakers thing.
They started beating people up and stripping them naked.
In Jersey City.
That's a little much.
Yeah, concrete is dirty.
That news travels around the hood quickly. Now, it's going to be on camera. The world's a little much. Yeah, concrete is dirty. That news travels
around the hood quickly.
Now,
it's going to be on camera
in the world's first.
Because it always gets to,
how do you get on?
That's what sucks about
this era.
Like,
you can't just quietly
lose a fight
with some dignity.
Before you even wake up,
it's on the timeline.
Yes.
I just woke up
from getting knocked out
and I'm watching it happen to me
Right
Yeah no
Can't just quietly
Take a L anymore
All you gotta do
Is disappear for a little bit
Yeah
I pay close attention
When these guys disappear man
They getting their life together
When they disappear
Just waiting for new topics
To take over the timeline
That's it
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I'ma start them now
Taking all that's important now, down to your bitch
Nigga was sick, frontin' like you tougher than what you are
To the gunners comin' through the driver's side of your car
Usin' my name in vain like I won't damage the ball
Think niggas was shootin' your fat ass outta cannons before
I'm mad nigga
Pumpers, first in your Neville, Knievel jumpers
Then they turnin' over rollers like they runnin' with Hofer
It ain't about rich and poor, nigga, it's about rich and Harlem, O.V.
The entire company.
This had nothing to do with anything other than Brooklyn and Harlem, by the way.
with my dick i let you eat after i get off my bricks the world's most dangerous click any of y'all that might be confused about why i'm starting this way i get real defensive when i hear
people say negative things about memphis bleak and that's what i heard a few days ago man i think
they were some west coast cats so i won't hold it against them but being in memphis bleak is one of
the two people i've ever followed in real life,
not this Twitter stuff,
in real life.
I take it personal.
I do.
Who was the other?
Prince.
Oh.
That's fair.
And Bleak is a prince.
Look at your list.
The princes.
Prince and Bleak,
that's who you follow?
Yeah.
Ensign.
Yeah, Ensign.
Too soon, my man.
I love you, though baby mama got an album out
Cop that shit
It's good
Why don't you listen to my baby mama shit
You on a dick
Y'all know how it is
I heard somebody make a mistake And say that this wasn't a hit I'm a I heard somebody make a mistake and say that this wasn't a hit. I'm sorry
I don't know what world y'all are coming from. I don't talk hip-hop with all you niggas. I can't do it
Somebody that just didn't know he didn't know
Couldn't have been outside
You and your friends.
You, you, you with the 10s.
It sound like that.
It was Rockwilder probably?
It sounded like Rockwilder.
I'm sure.
Hun Drake, you heard how Bleak give it up when he's headed to the club?
Come through.
Fewest man.
Scoop you.
They ain't talking about no birthdays.
A nigga turning 30 in the club.
That's what we was doing in the 90s, huh?
Why didn't Drake just catch a straight?
That wasn't even the 90s.
Oh, yeah, that's what we was doing in 01.
Oh, man. girl ass let me pour you a glass of belvy tell me all about your past let me console your soul
while i palm your ass and your man did what he ain't give you he cheated with her i can't just
do i tell you this no with this dude i told you i don't show you what this dude it's a secret
society oh he acts as trust but i don't freeze rinses i just seize bitches Break up happy homes Just seize bitches You never get a back
But you get a
Yeah, you know that
Oh my God, my first time in Miami
This was in its heyday, this song
I didn't know what was happening in that club
This was a kid called Roots
I'm not familiar with his
That produces?
Yeah, it sounds like a rock ball
You're bragging about breaking up a happy home
is hilarious on record.
Boy, talk about your head
being on a swivel.
I had like 20 different women
I wanted to follow.
You know we're drinking
in the air now.
You know you still
follow the intro.
Do you know what time it is?
Tell me, do you know?
Do you know what time it is?
Ah, very funny, Rory.
Do you know what time it is?
Mic check, one, two, one.
Do you know what time it is? Yeah! Tick, tick. Hey. I said, Rory. Mic check. One, two, one, two. Yeah!
Look how hype Memphis gets me.
Wait a minute!
Hope everybody's feeling good, feeling great out there. We finally got some music to talk about. Shout out to the YouTube fans. You know it's really like that You too snitch now I don't really like that I don't know what the hell, baby
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I don't know what the hell, keep easy on your mind I'm one of a kind, top to the bottom line
Put one hand in the air, if it's like that
Tell the players, I'll never slight that
Take them hands, if it's like that
Hold up a ball, if it's like that
Microphone check, one, two, what is this?
The J.B.P. boys bike to business.
Let me hit my drops before I forget.
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What's your more hype name?
No, Warrior Mom.
Hold on.
The Young Boys.
That was a great tweet.
The Young Boys is waiting more.
Hold on.
Don't let them down.
No, Warrior Mom.
There's a Proud Boys joke somewhere in there.
Please don't make it.
Please don't make it.
The Young and Proud Boys. Shout out to everybody listening, no matter where you might be listening at. I can't make it Please don't make it Shout out to everybody listening
No matter where you might be listening at
I can't say it
That was great what he said
He called them the young proud boys
The young and proud
But I can't say it
He can say it
White privilege
I had such a good rhythm going
I just like they do it on purpose
Like we was flowing
Hey shout out to all y'all
No matter where you might be
Listening to this set
Thank you all for joining us
You could have been anywhere in the world
But you're here with us
And we appreciate that
Shout out to all fellow podcasters
Out there
Speaking of fellow podcasters
Maul started this in pre-pro
With a really interesting question
About Murder Mooks podcast
And where it went
What'd you just say? I said what happened to it I thought about it started this in pre-pro with a really interesting question about Murder Mook's podcast and where it went.
What'd you just say?
I said what happened to it.
I had thought about it.
I just put him right on the spot.
No, honestly.
What was it you said about Mook off mic?
I was trying to...
Mook is my nigga, first of all.
Mine too, by the way.
I forgot the name of the...
Shout out to Mook.
Mine too.
...of their show.
It was the Biz and biz and mook show
oh easily offended when mook was going up not oh easily offended remember when mook was going up
what's up with them man what's up with easily offended did yes jewels kill kill the pod
was that the last one that was the last show was it probably not but in theory Okay In theory looking back They probably want
A do-over on that one
That's what they used to give you
You used to be hype
In Temple Run
When you used to get the extra man
Oh yeah
Temple Run
Shout out to Temple Run
They wouldn't mind
An extra man right about now
Shout out to Mook
And Biz
I don't know the other guy's name
I forgot his name
They just tried to get him to be offended.
Shout out to all the podcasters out there, Mook included.
Lord knows there's a million of y'all popping up every day,
but we love each and every one of y'all and support y'all.
Where else we at with this?
What else needs to get said in the top?
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Cash App, you already know the vibes.
What else needs to be said in the top?
What else needs to be said in the top, in the top, in the top, in the top in the top in the top prayers for nigeria still always prayers for nigeria and sars and sars
and sars i bumped into some really disturbing vids uh over the past few days uh i try to filter that
type of stuff that i consume online uh but when stories are this big you can't help but see it
and they were really really and truly disturbing my heart goes out to everybody over there and everything they might be going through um because that shit looks nuts
yeah it looks crazy so prayers for nigeria of course what else needs to be said in the top
what else needs to be said in the top hey everyone well prayers still uh prayers for scarface
definitely still still looking for our prayers yeah yeah shout out the face we love you
face mom yeah um i think that's everything that needs to be said in the top pardon me
uh where would you gentlemen like to start finally we do have some music discussions that
that are there to be had we was waiting for it he gave it to us let's let's let's get right to it
right to the tie right to the tie let's get right to it who's got the hot take let's get right to it Right to the tie Right to the tie Let's get right to it Who's got the hot take
Let's get right to it
Let's start with love
Did y'all hear it
Did y'all take
I did I listened to it
I listened to it one time
I like the fact that it's only an hour
It's 25 tracks
But it's only an hour
Yeah I respect the
Long album
If it's still a short
Ish album
Still a little too long for me
Probably pause But At least it wasn't An hour and a half Like some of these kids I respect the long album if it's still a short-ish album. Still a little too long for me, probably, Paul.
But at least it wasn't an hour and a half like some of these kids is doing.
Yeah.
I thought the album overall, I mean, he's tie is tie.
You know what I'm saying?
And the production was good.
It was music.
Musical album.
Yeah.
A lot of music.
It felt like a Ty Dolla $ign.
Mustard.
The features. He had two Kanye joints.. It felt like a Ty Dolla album. Mustard, The Features.
He had two Kanye joints.
I didn't even know
he had another
Kanye record coming.
I joined with him
and Roddy Ricch.
I love.
I joined with
Big Sean Tyrone
2021.
Good record.
It's a good album, man.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
It sounds good.
Well, give us what you
liked about it.
Is it everything you anticipated it would be?
You could just tell it.
I don't know what I was anticipating.
I just was kind of like, I just want to hear it.
So you didn't go into this with a clear expectation level?
No, no, no.
I just wanted to hear what he had been working on.
And it sounds like he was working on it because it's a lot of music.
A lot of big features.
And it sounded like
this was something
that he took his time with.
And it's not,
this doesn't sound like
rushed music.
It sounded like
an expensive album.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It sounded like,
it's like it got that
old feeling to it.
It was like it took him
a few years to put this together.
Sure.
It sounds good though.
I like it.
There's a lot of good music on there.
Every week I'm always amazed
at how much our music tastes
contrast sometimes.
What do you mean?
Like albums that I might not necessarily be the fondest of, you'll like a lot and vice versa.
Like I've noticed the pattern of that between us when albums come out.
You know what it is?
Because I'm not listening with the same, I'm not approaching music anymore with the ears that I grew up with.
Like I'm not trying to hear legendary shit all the time.
You know what I mean?
Like, I can't listen to these new rappers with the same ears I listen to Illmatic with.
So, I'm the same way, but with Ty Dolla, I have those ears.
Like, you want to hear the same...
Ty Dolla will probably end up being a legend in this genre of music.
So, yeah.
I hold Ty at a way higher standard than I do a lot of the newer rappers where i'm like and this isn't for me so i'm not going to go in listening
with these really detailed ears ty is one of those artists that i do so i went into this
with extremely high expectations and wanting a real ty dollar project did he disappoint you
a little bit yeah okay i think this is a perfect album to throw on if you invite some strange women
over and you don't want to d on if you invite some strange women over
and you don't want to DJ
and you just want to let this rock
with intentions of maybe having
unprotected sex with these women.
I think this is great to just throw on
in the background
and they'll love it.
You'll enjoy it.
It's a good medium album
for those type of times.
Okay, so you don't like it
because you don't want it.
It's going to change the song.
Whose phone is that?
It's the worst.
When is your phone? Oh, my God. Oh, play my change the song. Whose phone is that? It's the worst. When it's your phone?
Oh, my God.
Oh, play my homeboy song.
Whose phone is that?
And Joe, why are you over there?
It's my phone.
Just looking, just trying to find something.
Oh, Thug finally released this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thug.
Then you feel real defeated when they skip all that and get right to it.
Yo, can I plug up?
Yo, let me sing me see no no never do that now listen now i'm not gonna let y'all do that because there are and let me be honest i don't want to exaggerate this there are
two women maybe three that i know that when i give them the aux, they might put you on to good music.
Oh, yeah.
That's why they were invited in the first place.
You can trust them.
I don't know a bunch of women like that.
I think we were referring to the women that Rory may have been.
Oh, no.
The strange girls?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Well, it depends on how much they hop around.
Because if they hop around a lot, they might set the vibe off.
Yeah.
If they've been in a lot of studio sessions
they might know.
They're like, listen, this is getting crazy
over in Futures Camp.
When this comes on
Futures Camp turns up.
If they've been in a lot of studio sessions they're very easily
entertained and you're in for a good night.
If this does it for Future and Laurie
then god damn it we're going to turn up here.
Crank that shit up.
Yeah, crank that Soulja Boy.
What you thought about it, Joey?
Did you like it?
Well, I don't want to step on Rory,
because he was in the middle of walking a fine line
between capping and not capping.
It sounded like he was naming a great night.
He was like, strange women will get naked tonight.
Oh, yeah, no, no.
This is perfect for that.
I'm about to say, it sounded like a classic album.
I love that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, not for engaged men, Maul.
That's not a great night.
No, no, no. He's talking about a Maul. That's not a great night. No, no, no.
He's talking about a horrible night.
I wouldn't particularly go to this.
Get me out of here.
Get me home.
That sounds like a nightmare.
Hey, that's when you go in the bathroom, call your girl.
Yo, they are two-turned today.
I can't wait to leave.
I hate when my friends put me in this situation.
This is a horrible night.
There's beautiful naked women everywhere
Get me out of here
Oh, their laughter
Babe, can you come pick me up?
I go in the bathroom, call my girl
That shit go
I hang up
Yo, I called you
Yo, you didn't see?
I let that shit ring for days
Where were you?
I might flip it even
Why you ain't answering the phone?
That's funny I didn't go home cause you didn't answer yet
word thought you was asleep I didn't
want to wake you yeah alright Roy
you were saying cause we'll get off on a
misogynistic rant about nothing
because I don't want to go
to a filthy party with strange
beautiful naked women that may want
to fornicate or
suck dick and keep it a secret and not tell your queen.
Why would somebody want to get into that?
Why would you ever want to leave a place like that and meet some lady that'll keep it low?
That just sounds like a headache.
Only want transparent women around me.
You better go tell her.
We'll do it together.
So the album was good. So the album was good.
So the album.
So the album was great in your words.
No, there's some good shit on here, but out of the 22, I would have liked less party tie that I've heard a million times that I know he gives to other people.
Like, there's just a lot of tie I've heard already.
So you wanted more ballad tie?
Yes.
My personal.
Who am I as a Ty Dolla fan in the scheme of what's important?
Yeah.
And that's where I'll put on my cape.
Ty lives in the world where Drake does too,
where you have a bunch of different audiences you have to hit.
Your fan base likes you for certain shit.
He brought all the capes.
Not the ballot cape. I hate this cape. This is the cape I don't like. He brought all the capes. Not the valid cape.
I hate this cape.
This is the cape I don't like.
I thought it was doing great.
Because Ty is on a million people's songs,
so he does have a...
People love Ty party shit.
They love the free T.C. shit,
which is more R&B stuff.
Yeah, he has to hit a bunch of different fanbases.
Let me count.
I just think he went for the party fanbase
too much on this one.
Exclusively almost.
That's my only real gripe with it.
As a personal preference.
There wasn't much
in-depth on there for me.
From one listen though.
This is one listen only.
I could have gotten
a little bit more
of the Your Turn bag.
A couple of those
in that world
would have been better for me.
But there's some shit on here.
Joe, let him have it.
I hate it. you hate the album i
hate it hate damn it's not no no let's not get caught up on words that's what you said strongly
i did say that but when you say you hate it you might think that it's bad music
no okay it's not bad music and i have too much adoration and respect for ty dollar sign as an
artist so i did go into this with expectations okay to rory's point he makes every type of song
and i like all of them so on his album that i've been waiting for for years and years and years
i was looking for more exploration of those abilities.
Contrary to your point of
it sounds like he took his time,
to me it sounds very rushed.
It's the same beat.
It feels safe more than rushed to me.
It's the same tempo.
It feels safe.
It's the same bop.
And granted, listen,
that is a lane.
That's a whole... You can do that for an whole album.
It's probably his most successful lane is the bop party shit.
Yeah, but I mean, and that's cool, which is why, listen, I came away with this saying,
okay, I can't kill you because you make great music and I've heard you make every song.
So this is clearly not inability.
You want to make these songs.
You want to do this right so i'm always going to support an act doing exactly what he wants to do on an album
but are there more than four songs three songs i'm going to revisit from this project
no and that ratio was off for him to be i agree like one of the kings of this shit okay
all right well i think that's what makes this
show good is that we it's all different points of views i really that music soul child song was so
amazing it's really it's so amazing that to me you wanted more of that the person that forget
listen ty made the songs he wanted to make anybody who heard that song and heard this album that
works with him to me would have been like all right we need something else like this why why would we want to leave this vibe so fast
so more of a r&b ballad type of vibe yeah i think more diversity really sonically is what the critique
of the room even ego even ego death which i came around to sound it out of place you didn't even
get really into your techno world back.
You know, that's my thing with St. John.
He just does his bag so well that even the song I didn't like,
like I'm killing it.
It's an EDM remix.
Now, oh, this other song.
Gorgeous.
I didn't run right to it.
But then a week later, I played it on the bigs.
And guess what?
I see what's going on.
I see what's going on.
When St. John's album come, I might not know what to expect on it.
But I would hope
that he explores
all of these...
Explores the space a little bit.
Yeah, so I'm just...
There's no curveballs
on this album.
It's a little restrictive,
this project for me.
And I've been waiting years.
I've been waiting years for it.
It's a safe album.
I don't think it's safe.
I don't think it's safe.
I think when you have a bunch of stuff that's kind of formulaic... Yeah, I think it's safe i don't think it's safe i think it's i think when you have a
bunch of stuff that's kind of formulaic yeah i think it's pretty safe uh production wise and
musically and lyric content wise i think that could be defined as especially when you know that
that this bag works and it all right will sell and your fan base will learn everyone stop because
that happens in hip-hop there's nothing wrong with safe no listen listen that happens in hip-hop a
lot in my brain and this year i want to make a point to start changing what some of this stuff means.
Safe implies that when you do this, you'll make it to the base.
And for me, that's different than staying in your comfortable pocket.
So when I say I don't think this is safe,
pocket okay so when i say i don't think this is safe i do not know that he's getting to the desired base with this his comfortable pocket that remains to be seen but does he sound i think
there should be a word for this okay i just don't think it's safe it's a ground hit single Remains to be seen
Yeah
Remains to be seen
I was happy to get music though
No doubt
No doubt
See but then you know what else
Jaded my experience with this
Xavier Omar dropping on the same day
Problematic
That was a problem
It's a really good project
It's nuts
Yeah
Did you
I didn't hear it
Did you give it a breeze
Anybody
No no It was the first one I went to Wow't hear it did you give it a breeze anybody no no
it was the first one I went to
wow
yeah I like it
I like it a lot
me too
and that was a fuck up for me
that was a mistake
cause
cause right at
some white boy first
when I opened up Apple
somebody like Bon Jovi
or somebody that wasn't gonna move
Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen was first
and don't come on
don't do that
Bruce is a legend
I'm just saying
I can remember
you're from New Jersey
you're from New Jersey
you have to be proper
I would never some white. I would never.
Some white boy.
I would never.
Some white boy.
Bruce Ross.
Don't do the boss like that.
Just some white boy.
I hear y'all do that.
I apologize.
That's why you're not welcome
at the show.
I apologize to the boss.
I would never disrespect the boss.
Call him the boss.
That's Bruce.
Don't ever show your face
on the turnpike.
Ty Dolla was right after the boss.
And I said,
all right, I'm definitely going to check this. So let me just see what else came out. after the boss And I said Alright I'm definitely
Gonna check this
So let me just see
What else came out
And the next artist
I like right there
Was Xavier Omar
And I just bought it
And played it
Huge mistake
Huge mistake
Because for me
They're not
It's kind of the same world
No they're just the same
I guess
It could be
Well this album
Is nothing like Ty's
I think this is just
more your vibe right now
this album
this type of music
Xavier Omar
yeah
this is your vibe right now
but Ty does that
yeah he does it
but going into the fall
you want me to play you
every Youngberg
Ty unreleased record
that's in my phone
that I thought was coming
I get it
hey this is the second time
that happened by the way
I don't know what's going on
out there with Berg
and these artists in Atlantic
I don't know if there's a beef I don't know what's going on out there with Berg and these artists in Atlantic. I don't know if there's a beef.
I don't know what's happening.
But that Trey Songz album, I have some shit in my phone that I don't know what your camp was thinking.
You're wrong.
You was wrong.
Yeah, well, you know how that goes.
What?
I know.
Can't clear shit.
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
That's usually the problem, though.
Oh, please.
A decision was made.
A decision was made, and you went in another direction with whoever you were working with for the bulk of your project.
Yeah, that happens.
And that happens.
But two times in a row, Ty Donovan and Trey's songs.
Come on, man.
Come on.
At some point, the integrity of the music has to come before the business of the music.
Yeah, that's wishful thinking.
And I'm not saying that that's applicable to Trey and Tom just broadening the conversation.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I fuck with both of them.
But damn, I was disappointed in some of the songs that did not make those projects.
Right.
And that's my take on that.
Shout out to Xavier Omar.
The project is nuts.
Friend of the show.
And shout out to Ty Donovan.
No doubt.
Of course.
Absolutely.
We love him.
Damn, why couldn't get some of that Tiana Taylor, Ty vibe on?
Like, are you kidding me?
When he gets into that, when he gets in his Janet Jackson bag?
Or just the scissor joint that just came out.
Two days back.
I know what y'all talking about.
I get it.
Listen, two days before I saw him serenading my ex bae in my head, Brandy, they had a collab.
They was on the awards.
She's already the ex?
Listen, that smear campaign came at a bad time
I'm not gonna
we had rhythm going
and then it was
oh Joe fucks dogs
he beats her
like
she might still like me
but I'm not gonna find out
I'm not gonna go check
I'll never know
yep nope
some things are better
not knowing
yep
sorry
but damn
I was rooting for y'all
and almost doesn't count
so
that's a fact
there we go
well
anyways that Xavier Omar album is really good though yeah I'm gonna check that out really really good I'm not hip I was rooting for y'all And almost doesn't count So That's a fact There we go Well Anyways
That Xavier Omar album
Is really good though
Yeah I'm gonna check that out
Really really good
I'm not hip
It's great
It's great
Love the Her record
That came out
Me too
Yeah it's fine
It's my favorite
One of the singles
That she's been
Sprinkling us with
I think I'm with you on that
Yeah
Shout out to Ant Clemens man
He's been
He's everywhere
Shout out to Cardiac
Who did this beat as well
Shout out to Penny Hardaway While we at it No doubt Shout out to Penny We just gonna man. He's everywhere. Shout out to Cardiac who did this beat as well, I believe.
Shout out to Penny Hardaway while we're at it.
Shout out to Penny.
We just going to shout niggas out.
Fuck it.
Now that we're here, he's on the record.
Penny?
No, Ant Clemens.
Not Penny.
Penny might be somewhere in there, though.
Might have been wearing foams when they made it.
My takeaway from this Her record is boy do i love boy do i
love when her gets with like a producer producer and not like a jam session with the band i love
that too me too but when like she just gets with a that just hey here's the beat i made for
this song check this out when she gets there i like it this is crazy yeah this is crazy i'm with
parks i like this better than a lot of the sprinkly singles she's been doing and I can't wait for a project from her really excited along
in this same type of bag Alex uh Alex Isley uh put a record out Jack Dine you already know the
vibes looking forward to see that's what I'm throwing on in the kickback and then that's
when the little young thot he's gonna say yo whose phone phone is that? Yeah. That's too slow for them.
It's okay, though. It happens.
Listen, I don't know what to play at the kickback.
You play Sweetie.
Put it on shuffle.
Who also dropped a single.
No, listen.
When we get into my playlist, you would think I'm Ebro and heavy rotation at hot.
I got some taste.
Got some taste, some wop, some Sweetie.
Huh?
Yeah. That's Sweetie's song. That's where it goes. Back to the, some Sweetie. Huh? Yeah.
That's Sweetie's song.
That's where it goes.
Back to the Streets, Sweetie.
It's all right.
She's singing.
Sweetie and Jene.
She's singing.
Look at y'all rushing to Sweetie.
We were not done with the music.
And y'all just rushing.
That's music.
It's still music that came out last night.
What do you want to do?
They need a video.
I know from Alex Isley to Sweetie.
That's a valid transition. Look at the range. Jene is right there, so she need a video. I know from Alex. They need a video. Alex Isley to Sweetie. That's a valid transition.
Look at the range.
Jenea is right there, so she gives that energy.
Yeah, come on.
Jenea, you see Jenea right there.
All right, so somebody give the critical breakdown right now.
Yeah, I will.
The name of her album is Pretty Bitch Music.
That's fucking fire.
It's a Timbaland record.
She's singing it on.
She's not rapping.
It sounds pretty good, man.
They put an animated uh
video with fairies for it but they need a real video come on man sweetie yeah you gotta have a
real visual come on sweetie and janae are discussing uh sending men back to the streets
if they're they don't do what what they uh say they're going to do correct and and to to which
i say you can't send me back to something I already belong to. And two women that are totally open and in love and never leaving their relationship.
I'm about to say Jenea Happy.
Every Jenea song now is just singing Sean's Graces, making me mad uncomfortable listening.
Oh, you think it's my day.
You put it in my ass.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Y'all are famous.
Whoa, what the hell is going on?
What record is that?
I don't fucking know.
That's an unreleased record on his phone.
What's the name of it?
Somebody tell me what the name of that is.
I've never heard you say that.
No, it's in there somewhere.
You got to read between the lines.
She be saying that shit, man.
And then every time she say it, here come Big Sean magically working out, doing a pull-up.
Boing.
Getting pictures.
Yeah, like boing.
Yo, these couple marketing campaigns.
They're working.
Oh, are they?
Are they?
Now, listen, y'all.
Yo, we got to give Sean some credit.
Look at Quave on the video.
He did the boing ad lib and it worked.
Who else could get that ad-lib off?
Nobody.
Boing.
No, that's not true.
The second Young Thug said a boing,
niggas would be like,
y'all really like Sean's boing?
Y'all think Sean was really?
Who got the best boing?
Yo.
Thug is great on the top.
You introduced this boing shit. Don't yo me now. You introduced this boring shit.
Don't yo me now.
Now that I'm rolling.
Oh, yeah, I think that was me.
Sorry, fellas.
I'm sorry.
Well, who else put it?
Oh, Day's Loaf.
Day's Loaf.
Boy, y'all are running through the room, aren't you?
I thought we were still on.
Slow down.
Oh, you want to break down a CD?
You're a fucking pod misfit.
Break it down.
Break it down.
Now it's Joe breaking down.
We can get into the lyrics. No, It Down. We can get into the lyrics.
I'm only,
no,
I don't want to get
into the lyrics.
I want to get into
how y'all feel
because y'all love Sweetie.
Y'all say she's
our top three
greatest rapper
of all time.
I want to know
how y'all feel now
that she said,
yo,
if you don't got money
for the Birkin.
I'm going to save up.
Saving up for the Birkin
is hilarious. You're going to be up. Saving up for the Birkin is hilarious.
You're going to be there a while.
Be patient with me.
You're going to be there a while saving up for the Birkin.
That's funny.
I mean, that's kind of what the energy is already.
Yo, the passage y'all will give for somebody.
Is it surprising?
That's what goes on.
They're a wealthy couple.
What do you think? Yeah, but this's what goes on. They're a wealthy couple.
But this has been going on.
If you don't have money for certain women to afford a certain lifestyle.
That's what we've been telling you for years.
And you kept saying, fuck out of here.
I still say fuck out of here.
Great record, though.
Then you can't get Sweetie's Love.
She's giving somebody a little one.
I'm talking about a woman in the likeness of that.
Okay, I'm cool with that.
There's other women.
There's other options.
Like a coach?
That's a different option?
Coach bag?
Yeah.
No, we might be able to do a Chanel or something.
A Michael Kors.
Did you see Homegirls?
I don't know who it is.
Sidebar, did you see Homegirls, Aaliyah impersonation?
No.
Who?
Don't worry about it.
No.
It's not important all right hold on i didn't like that we sped over to her her record was too hard to speak go back to it
go back to it yeah yeah i just want to let this breathe for her some love some appreciation
and cardi shout out the cardiac
actually now this is the one that
I have that Cardiac made
with the sample that they didn't clear.
I didn't hear the one they put out.
So now you're going to play it.
It's the one I have.
Wow!
So now you're going to snitch on the sample that they put out.
Immediately. So now you're gonna snitch on the sample that they made Showing you all my imperfections
If I let you, don't take me for granted
You know what Rory does that I hate?
Highlights a snitch?
Yeah, like you ever go to the supermarket with your girl
And we've shared a moment like this before
So you've done it, I don't know why you do this
You go to the supermarket with your girl
You get to the register
You want to fucking supermarket with your girl. You get to the register.
You want to fucking steal some certs.
I told the whole story
of me having a Christmas tree
at Target
under the fucking cart
and check out
about to put my card.
Hey, you forgot
to scan the tree.
That was $80, man.
But you do that.
You do that to me.
When?
So you're just going to play it now?
The song with the sample in it, get everybody in trouble.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, but you shut the fuck up for a second.
It might work.
I'm trying to stop them from getting in trouble. No.
The opposite of a snitch.
No, Roy, never stop the trouble.
If I was more than you could be.
Rage album would have never came out under your guidance.
Hey, are all these...
Did you know that that was artist XYZ under publishing company ZYX?
You know Universal owns the bastards, right?
Fans at them.
Yeah, fuck out of here, Rory.
Rory be on Who Samples Stitches.
Yo, and shout out to all the creatives
out there man
I know y'all tired
of me saying that
but in this pandemic
in this pandemic
that we in
I'm shouting out
all of y'all
who are now having
to find the creative ways
to like get back
in the swing of things
I've said a few times
or I forgot
who said a few times
but somebody said
it's funny that the pandemic now has made the entire country get into artist mode
in terms of not knowing when your next check is coming,
not knowing what work is looking like.
Oh, you mean the entire country now knows what it is to be a black man?
No black family?
Well, I guess that's applicable too, maybe.
Welcome to our world.
This is every day for us.
Not the whole country.
Shake Shack got like 30 million just for making some burgers.
I thought they gave that back.
I thought you turned that down.
No, they didn't.
Because they real.
They turned down the deal.
Everybody didn't.
We cool.
We good.
Everybody didn't.
You dudes in Atlanta.
Dudes in Atlanta.
Y'all swear
y'all swear the feds
ain't at the rugs party
and I
I don't know why
Mo why you don't tell rugs
that they need to chill out
in Atlanta
chill out the one
they having fun
and you know what's funny
I don't have my pulse
on nothing that's happening
in Atlanta
but I follow rugs
yeah
so then you have
there you go
everything you need to know
y'all keep playing
y'all keep it up out there
I don't know if that 21 Savage Party was in Atlanta, but-
It was in Atlanta.
That was just COVID with wigs.
That looked insane.
Well, I mean, you know.
They was on top of each other.
Your man Trump said, what do you mean we're going to put dividers?
We're not putting dividers anywhere.
Nah, don't try to jack your slag now.
Don't do that.
Here we go.
I'm not saying nothing.
You weren't done with the her song.
I promise you.
Back to her.
Back to 21 Savage.
Turn the music up, please.
Hey, look.
This one really looks like a single.
I think she got one with this one They not gon' baby
They not gon' baby this week
Nah
Nah
Just don't quote my mom
Don't quote the homie
That's all I'm saying
We talking about the her
We talking about the her
Who's the homie?
I'm talking about her
Yeah, but don't quote the homie
I'm talking about her
Whatever you want, girl
I promise that you won't let me fall Don't quote the homie
Chill
Let him breathe
Let it breathe
We heard the boss
Let it breathe though
Don't do that
Who's supposed to pay for the biters?
Who the fuck is paying for that?
You said it's awful.
You got plastic all around you.
Oh, man.
This country is fucking sick.
More.
What's up, man?
Listen to me. don't talk okay
yo you might damage you are my friend so i'd be wanting to play with you okay pause okay right
and i do think that some of this bullshit is entertaining that's all but it's dangerous
to play with you about it.
Why?
Because it's working on you.
Can you believe it?
No, it's not.
I'm just laughing.
I'm just laughing at the shit that's going on.
That's all I'm doing, bro.
I'm just having a good time laughing at the fuckery.
But you don't be sounding like that.
I'm just laughing.
People are too invested.
That's why I laugh.
They don't even want us to vote.
They hate black people.
That's just the reality. None of this shit is for us. None of it even want us to vote. They hate black people. That's just the reality.
None of this shit is for us.
None of it.
That's not true.
Kamala Harris said Tupac is the greatest rapper alive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
What?
Debate it.
I'm good.
She had a point.
She got it.
We have the line.
She got it.
You're right.
He's a Cuba.
We all know it.
He's chilling.
Can't put out 40 albums after you die. You didn't hear Suge shot me in the line? She got it. He's in Cuba. We all know it. He's chilling. Can't put out 40 albums after you die.
You didn't hear Suge shot me in the intro?
Right.
You didn't play the record backwards?
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
It's all right there.
Shout out to her.
Beautiful record.
Yo, but I'm about to get mad because all the winter get booed up songs is about to come.
Can you about to get clubhouse chilling?
Maybe you'll find your boo there.
I'm going to sleep
with clubhouse on
on the end table
like the movie Her.
That movie's alright.
I like that movie.
I killed that movie
when it came out
and now I just spend
the whole day
talking to my phone.
I love you.
I wonder what...
Yo, beating it to
clubhouse is insane
beating Siri
is insane
fam
we're not gonna get
into beating it
I mean he did
in the movie Her
great movie
great record
anyways
yo some
white people get to
do whatever they want
they approve
budgets for that
yeah
like that had to get
ran up the chain
like that had to get ran up the chain.
Like that had to get approved at so many different levels and they got it.
There you go.
Privilege.
Hey,
white people with all this DSP shit going on,
y'all not low.
Y'all don't want nothing to do with a new Star Trek.
Hey,
they remaking everything.
But that bullshit that they tried to drill in our heads in the 80s
I was never a Star Trek guy
or Star Wars guy
of course not
of course not
white people don't fall
for white people tricks
white people don't fall
for white people tricks
we identify them
pretty quickly
I know that trick
I've used that
Disney plus copping
everything in the land
but Star Trek
they might not be able
to do that I think
yeah someone else might own that that I think Yeah someone else
Might own that one
I think the Star Wars
Nigga came out
And was like
Nah I was bugging
I'd never do that shit again
What was he talking about
I'm on a wild tangent
Her
Damage
To a new pronoun
They put out an album today
Shout out to them
Amanda Tate
Oh it's that album
That you've been drilling
In the audience
For the past month
Yes It's out now No doubt Yes the whole thing Is out now shout out to Amanda Tate oh there's that album that you've been drilling in the audience for the past month yes
it's out now
yes the whole thing
is out now
Rory will use his platform
Rory
as he should
I mean I think they make
great music
no pun intended
so I played it
I liked them
yeah the Amanda Tate
really really dope
10 records
available on all DSPs
check it out
yeah that's cool
but what's their contract
look like
I mean how have are the splits?
Are they eating?
Is everything good?
They actually got out of a bad contract at Warner and was able to put this out with Island.
So, yes, that's why it took so long.
This music's been done.
Thanks to maybe a certain friend in the room.
No, no.
I mean, not I.
Young Flex.
It wasn't me, though.
It wasn't me. Young Master Flex over there. Young Young Flex. It wasn't me, though. Huh? It wasn't me.
Young Master Flex over there.
Young Master Flex.
Kappa Don.
Kappa Donna.
I didn't even think about that.
Talk about a new line name.
Yo, Rory is Kappa Don.
Wait, why can't I be?
Oh, my bad. No, Rory is mine. All right, come on, because the niggas out there are like,
yo, Joe Button Podcast plays too much, man.
Suck my dick.
Where we was at?
They always start out with some stupid shit.
Is it just me or, niggas, shut up.
It's just you.
Fuck out of here.
All right, where were we?
Her is great. There's just you. Get the fuck out of here. All right. Where were we? Her is great.
There's nobody to cuddle with.
Play it by yourself with caution.
And they came out.
The album that Rory's been telling you all about.
Yes.
And Day's Loaf.
And Day's Loaf.
I just found out about her.
I like Day's Loaf's album.
I like a lot. I like Day's Loaf.
Me too.
I always thought she was talented.
Day's Loaf and A Boogie don't get the credit they deserve.
They birthed a lot of this sound that's out now that's popular.
Oh, this is our 2018 take that you're bringing up.
No, it is, though.
They really don't get mentioned enough, I think.
Dej specifically.
Dej, yeah.
But even A Boogie, though.
A lot of these artists that are out now and this whole sound and this new wave, if you want to call it.
A Boogie's got a lot of hits.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. He doesn't get
credited just for making that sound
popular. I'm with you. Shout out to
Dej Love. I didn't hear it yet, though, but I'm definitely
going to listen to it this time. I listened to it twice.
What's the name of A Boogie's crew again? Because I fuck
with him. Highbridge? I fuck with
them more. Yeah.
Shout out to Highbridge. Who else is in that crew?
Huh? Who else is in that crew? Don Q.
Don Q. Yeah? Don Q Don Q
Don Q
Got it
I've just seen them give some
Security guards a tough night
So you respect it
Yeah
I don't know
That's really the crew
I better respect it
I'd be there alone
What the fuck are you talking about?
I salute every one of them
Yo that security guard
Was tripping Don
Yo what's your new single?
Nigga I don'tga, I don't,
he like, I don't rap, so?
You should.
Yo, you a superstar,
I can just tell.
Yo, nigga, you should though.
You got that look about you,
you got that aura.
Joe be telling the shoes now,
you got that aura,
you got that.
Yeah, so you never thought
about a pod?
I don't like for,
you a star-er.
Don't ever say star-er again.
That's hilarious, man.
Telling this you about the crew.
You don't rap?
You should.
But why is this so funny?
Because it's a true thing.
That's why it's funny.
That happens, yeah.
That's why it's funny.
Because you'll go right to the dude that's tough.
It's like, yo, you got a little energy about yourself.
I guess this is why.
You just killed two people last week. Last night. That's where that energy, you got a little energy about yourself. I guess this is why. You just killed two people last week.
Last night.
That's where that energy
came from.
Yeah,
that's adrenaline.
This is him decompressing.
Yeah,
I just needed a wind down.
Homie fought back.
Yo,
trying to have a wind down
after killing two people.
Like,
it's just,
you know,
it's been a stressful
few weeks.
Just really want to relax,
open a bottle of wine.
This is why I'm laughing
at this.
Because we're in New York,
I have a good idea
of all the different
people that you should
just know about.
Sure.
But when you're
out of town
moving around,
I would be none the wiser
when that person
is standing behind you.
Yeah.
Like, it's just important
to know the code
of the town and who you should We spoke about that tapping with standing behind you. Like it's just important to know the code of the town
and who you should
and shouldn't.
We spoke about that
tapping with the right people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With the right people.
I don't know,
you can kind of,
sometimes you can get an R.
You can feel,
that guy,
I'm going to keep away.
But that's always the thing,
like if you're from,
my thing,
if you're from a hood
anywhere in the country
or in the world,
you know when you're around
those certain types of people, you feel that energy because you just, you know how to or in the world. You know when you're around those certain types of people.
You feel that energy
because you just,
you know how to move
in those situations.
Not me.
You be blind to the situation.
I could give you
seven different times
where I almost died.
That happens.
Wild, disrespectful
in a different city.
Y'all know how when I drop
the cup over you,
I'll be like,
oh, it's Joe, only Joe.
I could give you
seven stories
of the dude
that you should have
known about.
And you knocked
the drink over.
What was the name
of that club?
The one that,
we were just talking
about the Atlanta Hawks
dude went there
and shit was thick
over there,
14th Street by Lotus.
He was going out
to One Oak.
No,
there was a spot over there on that brick road not by Lotus. He was calling out a one-oak. Nah, there was a spot
over there
on that brick road
not by Lotus
but on the end.
Oh,
60,
there was that number.
the spot on the end.
I don't remember
the name of it
but it was a cool
little spot
but in 04,
I went there
and fucking,
it was Clue
and Skane
and a whole bunch
of Brooklyn dudes
that I was just meeting
for the first time.
I guess I bumped one meeting for the first time. Yeah. I guess I bumped
one of them the wrong way.
But I'm just trying
to get to the seat.
Sure.
And he grabbed my shoulder
and he said,
yeah, I'll turn this
whole motherfucker up right now
if some shit like that
happen again.
You something,
whatever that,
I don't remember what he said.
I was so thrown off.
And I was like, yo, who the fuck is you?
And before I could say the fuck,
Skane grabbed me and said, yo, let me talk to you.
Yeah, let me hear you.
Let me holler at you.
That's not the one.
Two seconds.
Let me just, yeah.
That's such and such, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just got home.
Probably nine guns on him.
Just let it slide.
Just let it slide.
I'm like, yo, I did, yo.
That was crazy.
I didn't even see you sitting there.
Hey, my shoulder does that.
Shit, one time I'm at Fox's, Jersey City.
And this is not a trip down memory lane, but it is kind of now.
Fox's, Jersey City, big performance.
I'm in my home hood about to tear shit down.
I'm on the stage.
The curtain is closed.
I got 900 million uh people with me
people that i felt safe with yeah and i did that little dip off thing i do to smoke alone
like there was like a a back door behind the stage like a little closet and i dipped slid
in there to smoke on the dolo and a very Jersey City known nigga slid right in there behind me
and he said, you know I could do it to you right now.
Oh, shit.
That nigga said, you know I could do it to you right now, Joe.
It could happen right now, yeah.
But I'm not.
But I'm not.
I'm going to let you live tonight.
And he did.
I was back there for over five minutes before Webb said,
hey, yo, who the fuck is this nigga?
I'm like, Webb,
what the fuck is going on?
I'm not telling no more of these stories,
but just know I got seven of those
where I was as good as toast.
Never to be heard from again.
Oh, man. That's some funny shit. And he was the brother of, never to be heard from again oh man
that's some funny shit
and he was the brother
of the niggas
that was tripping
the niggas naked
in the hood
I said yo
this nigga take me
out of my Jeff Hamilton
right now
and I gotta perform
butt ass naked
this is gonna be
bad in the hood
this is gonna be bad in the hood.
This is going to be bad. You better stop laughing.
That would have been your pump it up gimmick.
Yo, niggas stripping you and you still got to
perform. You seen it on
P-Valor, man. It worked. I'm under
contract. I have to perform.
It was at least
a 10 year phase in the hood where you couldn't
whisper the fields. It was on.
It was nine of them.
All right, come on,
before they hear this shit.
What else we got?
What else we got?
What else we got?
Joyner Lucas.
And shout out to Jersey City
and all the Jersey City killers.
Love JC.
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Word.
Joiner Lucas.
Put something out.
Speaking of lyrical killers.
Is he back from our... I hate you so much, Brooks.
I hate you so much.
Speaking of lyrical killers.
Transition, man.
That was a good shot, Brooks.
Someone who kills the mic
yeah joiner and
crook drop
projects
together
no separate projects
on the same day
I skimmed through
both of them
one time
they both sounded
like some lyrical
miracle
killer shit
joiner project
yeah
okay
check it out
I don't like the way
music comes out now like
you don't search thoroughly i didn't even know he put out my yeah that blows me every week i'll
check it out i just see screen man's little tweets and catch up on what came out screen man is where
you get your information from i mean sometimes well that's why he got hired to give us information
i thought he meant like his actual personal Twitter in the morning
screaming,
gives you an update of who puts it out.
Oh my God.
That was a funny little segment.
Well,
I don't care what y'all want to talk about now.
One of y'all pick this up.
I went on a rant.
Take me somewhere.
Uh,
well,
Joyner Lucas gives you the perception of what it's like to be a
snitch.
I can't wait for the video. That video's like to be a snitch. That's what he does?
I can't wait for the video.
That video is going to be nuts.
But shout out to Joyner.
From what I heard, sounded pretty good.
I'm going to listen to it this week.
I didn't even know he put out an album.
I'm going to check it out as well, man.
You said Crook put out an album too?
He did.
I think it's like a, I don't know if it's an EP or album.
It's nine songs.
He's got an Eminem production on there.
So that's big for him as an indie. Okay. It's nine songs. Okay. He's got an Eminem production on there. Mm-hmm.
So that's big for him as an indie.
Okay.
You know.
It sounded good.
It sounded good, man. I love Crook.
Shout out to Crook, man.
I've got some music to listen to this weekend.
Shout out to Crook, man.
Yeah.
Gorillaz, Black and Elton John put out a record.
I didn't hear that one.
I saw it.
I didn't get a chance to listen.
Ariana Grande put out a single.
I watched the video for that.
It was a good video.
How was it?
How was her ponytail?
Tight. High and tight.
High and tight.
She doesn't really have any other look. She was the president in her video.
Okay.
Casey Kasem face ass niggas.
Don't you ever
disrespect Casey Kasem.
I think that was music for the most part
sorry if we missed I didn't know if there was some more white acts that you
were introduced well there was the boss too but I didn't get around to that one
yet yeah I gotta chuckle my dad on on that he see if see if pops is filling
out yeah he'll be my deciding factor I was some music I got to listen to then
for sure music weekend imagine that how Rory's album would sound
If Bruce Springsteen
Was his dad
It would sound fire
It was his dad
A lot of guitar
He's got a good track record
The boss
A lot of guitar
Quick verses talk
Verses talk
Verses talk
Season two
Season two is upon us
Season two
The holiday season
Is that what it is? Christmas special Yeah And I caught a lot of smoke Season 2 is upon us Season 2 Mmm The holiday season Mmm
Is that what it is?
Christmas special
Yeah
And I caught a lot of smoke
This week about my
Tony Braxton
Trey Songz tape
What did they say?
Fuck outta here?
It was a little left field
It was like fuck outta here?
Yeah
Yeah
They FOH'd ya?
Who Tony or Trey?
Well I said Trey would win
Tony definitely
If she heard that
Fucked outta here joke I would never say that To Tony's face And I hope she doesn't Listen to this podcast who tony or trey well i said trey would win tony definitely if she heard that fucked out of here
joe i would never say that to tony's face and i hope she doesn't listen to this podcast
she probably doesn't no but my point well i know that tony braxton has the much more impactful
music but it was a two album run and and the lucys which is on Waiting to Exhale and you know.
She hits big Lucys though.
All her big joints are massive,
which is why I said she would have
a commanding lead after the first tenet.
It might be
8-2. She would definitely be playing them at the end though.
I mean, but she never invented sex.
Well, whenever she played them.
But when Trey get into his
bag, because his career
spans he has more to pull
from in a 20 to 20
match like I went
back when we was talking about Trey Songz versus
Chris Brown and Usher
and I was a little disrespectful to Trey Songz's
catalog I was
so you figured you'd throw him against Tony Braxton
well now I have a better idea of
probably where his catalog belongs.
And I know nobody wants to say it because it's Trey Songz.
He has a good catalog.
But his catalog is there.
No, he has a really good catalog.
His catalog is in that boat.
He's got classic albums.
He's got singles.
He's got features.
He's got joints.
But his name doesn't have the cachet that Tony Braxton has.
And probably his best can't match up with her best. Classic albums?
Trey has classic albums.
I don't know about that.
Albums? Yes.
Ready is one.
And the other one that
every one is a single. The one with Invented Sex.
What's that?
Pleasure, Pain,
Pleasure and
Passion, Pain, Pleasure.
I don't think that's the one.
No, didn't Reddy have Invented Sex and all that?
Neighbors Know My Name and...
He has two.
And I'm not counting the anticipation part one.
Trey Day was fire.
He's got a good album, man.
He does.
No, he does.
He's got a good mixtape, too.
And if y'all read the track list to the two albums
Roy and I are naming, y'all will agree.
You can't read those track lists and say no.
No, you just said classic albums.
Two.
Is what I was kind of like.
I think two.
Okay.
What is this?
Passion, pain, and pleasure.
Let me see.
Let me read this off.
Tank must have been pissed.
Love faces, massage, alone, bottoms up, pain, can't be friends, please return my calls,
made it to be together, pleasure, red lipstick, unusual, doorbell, passion, unfortunate, blind.
Maybe not, but I think it's high up there.
This is a bit off.
Go to Ready, Screamin'.
That's the one.
Ready is the one.
Passion, Pain, and Pleasure was a good album, though.
Really good album.
Yeah, maybe not a classic.
I take it back.
It's not Confessions, but it's higher.
It's up there.
This is Ready.
Here we go. This is the one I'm talking about. Neighbors know my name. I invented sex. I need a back. It's not Confessions, but it's up there. This is Ready. Here we go.
This is the one I'm talking about.
Neighbors know my name.
I invented sex.
I need a girl.
One love.
Does he do it?
Say ah.
LOL.
I hated that song.
Ready to man.
I hate LOL.
Jupiter Love.
Be Where You Are.
Successful.
Love a good album.
Love Lost.
Yeah, no.
This was an album.
Yeah, neither one of these are a classic, but they're close.
No, you can make an argument Ready was.
I won't.
Because Confessions is a classic.
Emotional is a classic.
But every classic
is always trying to say, man.
I love Trey too,
but it's like classic albums.
I take it back.
I take it back.
We can't name too many
R&B classic albums.
I take it back.
Listen, Joe admits when he's wrong.
He's the only one
in this podcast that does.
No, that's not.
You just be making shit up.
What?
Just a few weeks ago, I asked y'all
to tell me some of
the worst takes that you've given on this
pod. And the three of y'all said, I'd have to think.
I'd have to think. I would have to think.
What the fuck?
Your whole brain is right there.
I think I'd come in here and admit
I was wrong every episode.
That's neither here nor there, guys.
I'd be wrong.
Neither here nor there. So, verses.
Verses. All right. So, Busta Rhymes
came out and said, yo, T.I.,
I want the smoke. Stop running. I'm here when you're ready.
All right, T.I., get in the ring.
I did enjoy seeing Busta speak
that aggressively to another artist. I did.
Busta is a tough person
to take down in the verses.
He's been speaking aggressively since he was Ice Cube's
roommate in High Learning.
Busta has a lot of hit records.
He's tough to go against in the verses.
For sure. Not too many people going against Busta
and coming out unscathed.
So now, what did y'all think about
that matchup when Busta presented
him versus Hit? I liked it. Yeah, at first I was like, I don't know. I liked it. I donall think about that matchup when Buster presented it, him versus Titt?
I liked it.
Yeah, at first I was like, I don't know. So you did like it?
I liked it.
I don't care for that matchup.
Once I started thinking about it, I thought it was a pretty good matchup.
I only liked it because T.I. has been calling out, you know, big wigs.
Big wigs in New York.
Yeah, so it's like.
And I don't think that T.I. should get the biggest of wigs in New York.
Right, but you can understand how he may feel that way, which is fine.
You're an artist.
You feel like you want to step in the ring with the best.
Cool.
And T.I. and 50 would have been a good matchup.
I also respect the fact that Busta was like,
obviously that's not happening, but I want that.
I'll take that.
Right.
And anytime it's like that, it's like, there you go.
You got to put respect on Busta's name.
We don't put enough respect on Busta's name.
I agree.
He's got a lot of hit records, a lot of super successful albums.
People used to argue that he doesn't have a classic.
I would argue that When Disaster Strikes might be a classic.
It's no Trey Songz ready, but it's up there.
But in a versus, as far as singles, especially with features.
Yeah.
You're going to have a tough time with Busta Rhymes.
Anybody is going to have a tough time with Busta Rhymes. Anybody is going to have a tough time
with Busta Rhymes.
And you're not going to outperform him.
No doubt.
Is this going to be like a performance
versus?
Because Busta's winning that.
If that's the case
I don't think T.I.
Well T.I. came out and said
Busta I'm going to have to turn that down.
I think the generation gap
is too wide between us.
And I didn't receive that one well, I'll be honest.
For somebody that's been on Instagram for a month.
Looking for smoke.
Yeah, and saying, you're all running from me.
And then someone says, hey, I'm right here.
And you're like, ah, different age gap.
I didn't like it.
I don't think it's an age.
I could definitely see an argument for audience gap, maybe.
Being that T.I.'s Trapped South and Busta's New York club.
But so was 50.
True.
It's the same thing.
Listen, Atlanta has been kicking ass in this versus.
Absolutely.
So when we bring up one of the New York juggernauts, I don't want to hear that the generation gap is too wide.
I'm with you.
Especially when they're generation.
They're only six years, maybe, apart from solo albums. Maybe a little more than that. They were both putting out Especially when they're a generation. They're only six years maybe apart from so long.
Maybe a little more than that.
They were both putting out big records at the same time.
Correct.
It might have been towards the end of Busta's career.
Didn't Jeezy jump in this?
I think I saw a post with Jeezy.
Well, then Jeezy jumped in and responded.
Well, no, he didn't respond because he didn't say a name.
But T.I. thought that he may have been talking to him and said,
if Jeezy says my name
then I'm with it. But they're friends
so it was a real friendly thing.
And that probably would make more sense.
That matchup makes a lot more sense on paper
to me.
I have T.I. in that one.
I have T.I. in a lot of the matchups
that I put him in just because I'm a real big
fan of his catalog. Me too. He has super
big records. T.I. Jeezy would be great.
Yeah.
I think I might have T.I. winning that too,
but Jeezy would be right there.
Well, I think I thought of two people that might be more appropriate
to match up for Buss.
And clearly I'm not match up guy in this.
That's Tony Trey.
So pay me no mind.
But Park said him earlier, Ice Cube.
Ice Cube and Busta
I would love to see, but
that's my second pick. My number one pick
and we might not ever see this. Fat Joe.
Q-Tip.
Q-Tip and Busta?
I mean, same click.
Yeah. Good. I can't think
of too many people that Busta wouldn't beat
when I try to think of 20 from him.
Q-Tip makes some sense there.
But Q-Tip can play all the stuff he produced too.
Good.
You might have a tough time with Q-Tip.
He'll need that against the Buster features.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I like that one.
I'm not mad at that.
I just want to see Q-Tip,
and I want to see Buster at some point in versus period.
Yeah.
LL might actually make sense for,
except for the fact that there is a generational gap there.
A little bit.
LL was talking to Fat Joe on his podcast.
LL and Busta would kind of make sense.
Oh, he turned it down.
Wow.
Well, he didn't get a formal invite,
but he was just like, nah, I wouldn't do it.
Fat Joe and Busta would be nice too, actually.
Yeah, that would make sense.
That'd be great.
Yeah, that should be really good.
Now that I think about it.
Who y'all got in that, though?
Busta wins.
Fat Joe's another one that is tough.
And Busta?
I think Busta would win that one.
Busta would win, probably.
But Fat Joe's laying some haymakers down.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
That's a good matchup.
Yo.
That would be one of the more, like, damn, they got records.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, if they start doing A 10 round joint
I like Nori a lot too
I did a Nori appreciation
Set the other day
And man
Nori might be able
To get to 20
Close to it
I know
Yeah
He could
He could
Nori definitely
If they let Monica
Get to 20
Then Nori's getting to 20
Yeah
Yeah
And that's no shade
To goon Monica
By the way
I know
It's just I'm glad you said that Because it just comes from Yeah I know It's no shade to Goon Monica by the way I know it's just
I'm glad you said that
because it just comes from
yeah I know
it's no shade
trust me it's no shade
to Goonica
well I mean
she had to go with
the Who Shot You remix
to get there
so
yeah Nori was interesting
I never thought about
Nori in a versus
Nori's reggaeton joints
that go off
absolutely
what
he's got hits in two languages word that's what I'm going to give the point to the other person Versus. Nor is reggaeton joints that go off. Absolutely. What?
He's got hits in two languages, man.
Word.
That's when I'm going to give the point to the other person, though.
The second that Daddy Yankee comes on.
Some of them reggaeton joints were hard.
True.
Yeah, let me not say that, because Lil Jon played a bunch of shit that got my hips shaking.
He was screaming, shots, shots, shots.
Yes.
Yes, I was, man.
So yeah, that's it.
That's all I got for this versus, man.
Congratulations
to Timbaland and Swiss.
Looking forward
to season two
whenever you guys begin.
And T.I., man,
pick somebody
and get to it.
I don't want to keep
hearing talking.
I don't.
T.I., close that
generation gap.
Take that buster fight, man.
I like Jeezy, though. Or Ross. I don't want to seeI., close that generation gap. Take that buster fight, man. I like Jeezy, though.
Or Ross.
I don't want to see them two up there being friends.
2 Chainz.
They're going to be up there being friends, him and Jeezy.
That works out sometimes.
Yeah, but I like to see a little bit of.
A little spice?
Yeah, just a little.
That's what I liked about the Ross and 2 Chainz one.
Like, 2 Chainz tried to get his intro off, and Ross just hit BMF and was like, no, I'm not.
Got a massage.
Ross got a massage.
Turn of verses.
2 Chainz played two records.
Ross popped a shirt and put a devil in a blue dress.
That was great.
Yeah, I'm going to do that.
2 Chainz tried to bring out some strippers on Ross.
No, he did.
That was great.
That was a great battle. Yeah, that was a great battle. That's all we're saying. The little I'm going to do that. James tried to bring out some strippers on Ross. No, he did. That was great. That was a great battle.
Yeah, that was a great battle.
That's all we're saying.
The little spice.
They've done well.
They really had some incredible matchups.
They really have.
Shout out to them.
And shout out to Rick Ross, who is a picture going around that he bought 87 acres of land
for a million dollars.
Wow.
That's fire.
That's a lot of land.
But what a deal.
Give Tory Lanez his smart card, nigga.
Shout out to him, but what a deal.
Give Tory Lanez his smart car, nigga.
Tory's a little nigga to double back on the troll.
Like, yo.
Remember that car?
You said you was giving me a car, and I want it.
So, yeah.
He's wild for that.
Enjoy your little acres.
Yeah, shout out to the boss.
The second boss, Ross.
Him and Bruce.
Bruce and Rick. Hey, let's to the boss. The second boss, Ross. Him and Bruce. Bruce and Rick.
Hey, let's see that versus.
That's going to be like Bob Cousy trying to guard Kyrie.
Born in the USA is going to ring off.
That's one.
Dancing in the Dark is going to ring off.
I'll ask my dad.
Yeah, I'm going with magnificent on that one. Sorry.
Sorry, E Street Band.
This is Neo.
Hey, I'm going to pick hustling over that shit.
Oh, man.
All right.
Come on.
What else?
Unfortunately, we have to get to this.
As soon as we left the other night.
Well, not as soon as we left because we were sitting here potting when it came through
that Tory Lanez said, tonight, 8 p.m., I'm going live.
Enough is enough.
I'm going to address the hoopla.
Did he address it?
I didn't watch.
He danced.
He tried to get to addressing it.
No, he addressed something.
He did.
Yeah. He trying to get to addressing it? No, he addressed some things. He did. Yeah, he trying to get to addressing it?
He tried to.
That's actually how he sounded.
He tried to address it.
But I mean, as much as you could,
because he didn't address the one thing
that you can't address
because now you're going to court.
Yeah.
He tried to dance around it.
You want me to speak on this?
I'm staying out of it.
No, me too. I'm staying out no I'm not me too
I'm talking to Rory immediately
after I introduce the topic
because our names rhyme
yeah
you gotta hold it down
for the Ori's
Ori boys
good for the Ori's
I mean yeah
he's in a position
where he
is about to go to court
so there's only so much
you can say
I don't know why
you would do this
with court coming
like you could have
addressed this prior
and everything you said well I'm saying just say it I don't know why you would do this with court coming. You could have addressed this prior. Just say Kelsey did it.
And everything you said, well.
I'm saying, just say it.
If you can't say I didn't do it.
Is that what he implied?
And you're not going to say my bodyguard did it.
Just blame her friend.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't her.
It wasn't my security guard.
There's only one person left there.
Yeah, like, did I fuck up my deductive reasoning skills?
Like, why is this running on for four months?
And I don't mean to laugh, because nothing about it is funny.
But I mean, come on, man.
I'm not giving this any more of my energy.
I'm letting the Miami, I mean, the LA court figure it out.
Yes.
A horrible incident happened, and dumb niggas caused it.
There.
Okay, so let's remove, it's an unfortunate situation.
1000%.
And prayers to Meg, and prayers to everybody involved,
because this is a serious situation.
But now, removing all of that, just looking at the video,
do you believe him? I'm not listening to this okay all right cool
i'm not listening to one i just wanted one word he has to say cool but it don't matter
is what i'm saying like i've been done with this from before i get it i'm i'm not listening to
them yeah i spoke i'm not if that's what you're asking this to me this didn't help him at all
but what i'm saying is if it's if he was going to speak his piece, I would have liked for it to be before the album.
I would have liked it for it to be just a little sooner.
I mean, I get what he was saying.
Which is what everyone was saying.
Hey, the lawyers told me to shut the fuck up.
I've been back here like, yo, they're killing my name.
They're killing my name.
I got to say something.
Nigga didn't say something.
You pay the lawyer.
The lawyer got to work around anything you got to do.
When they was on my ass and I was on Twitter acting a fool,
talking, I'll be right on the indictment.
Something I did.
Come get me.
They got you.
Well, and it put my lawyer in a bit of a jam.
My lawyer had to figure that out.
His client's acting stupid.
So I don't really have much to say about this,
but I'm very anxious to see what the court finds out.
Yeah.
That trial is going to be interesting, to say the least.
Yeah, I don't, I just, again, man.
Subpoenas on deck for everybody.
Everybody.
All this hip-hop shit, hip-hop smoking mirrors,
secrets and smear campaign,
and all of that shit is for Neato, buddy.
We getting to it.
Do they call Kylie to the stand?
Maybe.
Probably.
I would imagine.
Yeah.
Maul, you got to be there to hold her down.
I won't.
You got to comfort her via DMs, at least.
No.
Did you go to Chloe's birthday party?
They kicked Maul out their crew like Larsa Pippen, man.
I was never in the crew. Ma crew like Larsa Pippen, man. I was never in the crew.
Mall being
Jordan Woods,
that nigga,
right off the click.
One shot,
that was it.
Y'all tried to throw me
that I was never in the crew.
I didn't try to throw you.
I wasn't there
when you was cheesing
and toasting.
It was a birthday party.
I wasn't there.
Okay.
And I've been to birthday parties
I didn't cheese and toast.
See?
Yeah.
I was just invited to a party.
That's two people that fucking deaded your LA swag.
Who?
The Kardashians.
And they did nothing?
And Duke.
Come on, man.
You want a story?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Cut it out.
Well, I saw you got Supreme Toothpaste the other day.
How was it
Fam
It was just regular toothpaste
Just a box
Just regular toothpaste
How much did it cost
Nothing
300
Yeah man
Don't be a fucking loser man
Where did you get
Supreme toothpaste from
Supreme
Supreme
He didn't get it at Walgreens
Yeah
No it's Supreme
What you want me to do
You just
It's just a piece you leave You know In the bathroom Yeah You don't use it at Walgreens. Yeah, no, it's Supreme. What you want me to do? You just, it's just a piece you're leaving, you know, on the cabinet.
Yeah.
You don't use it.
I mean, you could do a crest.
Oh, you don't use it?
No.
But it is to be used.
If you want to, if you want to open it and use it.
It's regular toothpaste.
If you want to open it and use it, but.
You want to open the box and see if it says it on the tube?
I don't use that brand of toothpaste, though.
It is so easy.
Supreme?
Yeah, it is so easy to get into the culture.
It's like
just come in come in and sell fucking toothpaste not even toothpicks i'm stupid
jesus there you go i never seen somebody try to get a stunt off in their bathroom
like that's what i thought about when i try to get mad people try to get a stunt off
but you but you should check yourself you should check yourself. You should check yourself.
Like, when I was thinking about
the LED light set up in the room,
I had an extra light.
I was like, ooh.
Bathroom.
And five minutes later,
I said, come on, Joe.
Come on, what are you doing?
I actually think that's kind of fly.
Yeah, it's a little fly.
It is fly.
I want to shit in the arm.
It is fly,
but it's so fly that when a chick goes in there and your lights pop on, she's
like, oh, I'm not giving this nigga no pussy now.
You make it extra.
Or she starts to feel like she's Kehlani.
She starts to shake her tail feather.
Yeah, LED lights.
Strip club.
Red lights.
That's what women need. in the bathroom while you're
trying to take a deuce absolutely yeah it calms you some ambiance yeah it calms you relaxes you
i'm gonna try it and i'm gonna let y'all know because i still have
i'm telling you it's going only because i i uh i put the light behind my mirror and now my drape
covers the little crack there so you don't see
none of the light.
So now I have
extra light again.
I'm going to try
this doofy
duck
nondescript
cornball shit
and put this light
in my bathroom
for when she's taking
a shit
or a shower.
A shower.
See?
Everything just changed.
There's so many things.
And that's all you think
women do in the bathroom
is take a shit
and shower?
You know that they practice They spend quite a bit
They perform full out videos
And text
They do their OnlyFans bids
And they do a lot of things
To that bathroom
Provide delighting
Cheat
Facts
Good lightening helps
Every situation
Yo when they hit the bathroom
And do their OnlyFans bids
I sit there and rub one out
Yeah
I'm getting it off
That's what you're supposed to do
For the free
Hey
You didn't have to donate anything?
BTS content.
Listen, Amber Rose fucked the game up.
Only Fans was free this week.
Boy, I couldn't subscribe so fast.
Damn, I missed that.
Oh, my.
Hey, Wi-Fi was acting up in the truck.
I was refreshing.
Hey, I hope I don't miss the deal.
It's for a week, but I hope I don't miss it tonight.
Oh, my Jesus.
Mary and Joseph.
What are you going to do about Summer being single, man?
Why it deflects the Supreme toothpaste.
She'll be back. Just so she knew.
That'd be coincidence.
LEDs in the bathroom. We'll see what it does.
I noticed the timing on the Supreme toothpaste. That's the vibe. Gotta have
nice lights in the house, in the bathroom.
How long before Summer goes back to London?
What's today? Saturday?
10 minutes.
Wednesday.
Right now?
Wednesday.
She's probably mad
London did the
Ariana Grande record.
Oh yeah.
So put two and two together.
Gotta take care of home first.
Right.
Summer got heat coming.
Look what Shorty said
in the comments.
Girl, be in your
toxic relationship
in silence
like the rest of us.
That's hilarious.
But yeah, I agree.
Just front.
You keep announcing.
Why do you keep announcing it?
I hate announcements.
Why do women announce the breakup?
I hate announcements.
Don't announce shit.
Or delete the picture.
Why do you do any of it?
It's not for the world.
Why do you care?
Just chill out.
They think it's going to make us feel a way.
Yeah.
And it don't. No, no, no. But don't do that. I mean, they think it's going to make us feel a way. Yeah. And it don't.
No, no, no, but don't do that.
I mean, does it do something for them?
Excluding us.
I don't want to add to patriarchy.
Yeah, I think it does.
I think they're like the influx of messages.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
Fake support.
Yeah.
Like that's a real thing.
That's like a drug.
Like just getting that attention and that.
I think it's the same part of the brain
that does the
I'm unbothered
but I'm really bothered thing.
Yeah.
I think that's the same.
Your world is burning around you.
You try to act like
oh it's not hot in here.
Same part of the brain.
Yeah.
But I just,
it's like,
all right,
sure.
I still can't find
this Galactahore page.
How?
It's a great follow.
It's gotta be.
No, he's not blocked.
He's just searching
the wrong thing.
I thought,
G-A-L-A-C.
But you're probably going to the top instead of like accounts.
No, I went to accounts.
You won't be able to find it.
And I went.
I'll follow it.
I did this from the fence.
I'm already there.
I'm already home.
It's one of my favorites.
I did it from the fence too.
Go ahead.
Find it for me.
Let me see.
The fence.
I did.
I couldn't find it.
It's the first G-A-L-A-C right there.
Oh, I'm definitely blocked.
She blocked the Finsta too?
And the pod page.
For real?
No, I don't think.
Well, you can't find it, can you?
I really can't.
See?
Oh, I can't find it either.
Oh, she blocked me in parts.
Oh, you know what I'll do?
Here's what I'll do.
I'm going to send it to your DM.
You're going to call her.
Oh.
I'm going to send a picture to your DM from the page and see if it.
Thinking ahead. Yeah, because I might have a chance. Probably not. I'm going to send a picture to your DM from the page and see if it. Thinking ahead.
Yeah, because I might have a chance.
Probably not.
I wouldn't think so.
No?
No.
Summer would just get me in trouble.
That's all she would do.
She'd say too much ratchet shit.
I like that shit.
And when that happens, her boyfriend would be the first nigga to get attacked.
Of course she would say that.
You dating this nigga.
One of those. One of those. I understand. Of course you would say that. You dating this nigga. One of those.
One of those.
I understand.
See if you can open that.
Pause.
Let's see if I can open it.
One of you guys talk.
Don't watch me.
Here's the final moment
to find out if Joe is blocked
by Summer Walker.
I ain't even got a text
from this nigga yet.
You blocked by him yet?
No, DM.
I'm blocked by Mo.
That's why you didn't see
the Supreme toothpaste.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mo is so corny for having Supreme toothpaste. God, I'm missing by Mo. That's why you didn't see the Supreme toothpaste. Yeah. Mo is so corny for having Supreme toothpaste.
God, I'm missing all the...
Click on it.
Yeah, see, you're not blocked.
Oh, you're right there.
Come on now.
Better hit that F.
There you go.
Leave a money bag while you're there.
You know what I'm saying?
Who's Kate Isabel Daisy 2?
Whoa.
Yeah, man.
Shout out to Galacta.
Great page.
Shout out to Katie Isabel Daisy.
Best follow on IG.
It's amazing content on there.
Amazing content.
Yeah, because you get
some new follows
and then a conspiracy theory.
Yeah.
Get a little bit of everything.
It's amazing.
Perfect balance.
It's like walking into Walmart.
Get a lawn chair,
a helicopter.
Yeah. Whatever you need. It's there. Since we're in perfect balance. It's like walking into Walmart. Get a lawn chair, a helicopter. Yeah,
whatever you need is there.
Since we're in the Instagram world now,
I don't know if you guys saw
Bernice resurfaced.
Looks amazing.
No, we didn't see her.
And you're married,
so I don't even know how you seen.
I'm just happy to see
a woman is being protected.
That's all.
She's back.
Resurface.
Where'd you went?
I felt like she disappeared
for a little while.
She's in Atlanta. She's in Atlanta.
She's in Atlanta with poor minds, Lex and them.
Who else is out there?
All the girls moved to Atlanta and Houston.
That's true.
Well, she tagged LA, so maybe you're wrong on that, Joe.
Or LA.
Maybe she moved to LA.
Same thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, similar.
They're all in LA, Atlanta, and Houston. Yeah. Ta- moved to L.A. Same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Similar. They're all in L.A., Atlanta, and Houston.
Yeah.
Ta-da!
Crack that case.
All right, Rory, did you have a deep dive?
No, I'm just happy to see that she's here.
Critical take to introduce the audience to about Bernice?
She looks great.
She looks healthy.
She looks happy.
Aw.
It's not going to cut it if you want to deal.
Pox.
This is not the riveting content that's going to get us there.
Pox it on.
The fuck?
What else is going on?
I'm sure there's more important things to talk about than the return of Bernice in the universe.
We were done with Tori, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Not really much.
I'm much more interested.
Last week, we didn't get into L.A. Reid selling his catalog.
Yeah.
I saw.
There's been a lot of them, too.
Calvin Harris just sold his for $90 million or something crazy.
To a different company, though.
I was going to say, is this all the same company that Dream sold his shit to?
Most of them are, but not Calvin Harris.
Is that who, did No ID sell his to this company?
Yeah, Hypnosis.
There's a G in there somewhere.
Okay.
Hypognosis.
I like lasagna.
The G is probably silent like lasagna.
And G's.
Lasagna. The G is probably silent like lasagna. And G's. Lasagna.
Tell me about the one thing you went to a restaurant
and pronounced wrong when you ordered
like the first time.
Most things at most restaurants.
The fish fillet.
I just kind of point to the thing on the menu.
Fish fillet.
I think it was couscous.
I said cuz-cuz.
What you want me to do? You was trying to impress me. Let me get the couscous. I said cuz-cuz. What you want me to do?
You was trying to impress me.
Let me get the couscous.
I asked.
I said, what is the cuz-cuz?
He was like, excuse me.
Listen, I saved myself the embarrassment now.
I still point at things in the menu.
I pointed and asked.
I take this thing.
It's okay.
It happened.
Spotify saw it coming.
They saw it.
They had to do it. They was ahead of the play. It's all good. Don. Spotify saw it coming. They saw it. They had to listen.
They was ahead of the play.
It's all good.
Don't worry about it.
They're not piloting.
Listen, let me tell you.
I don't know much about any of this shit because only, it's like verses.
The only people that are even in this conversation are like icons.
Right.
I don't know shit about shit.
Hop broke it down to me.
I think he was saying it's easier for when people
want to use your music
for certain,
like they go to one place
instead of having to deal
with so many different people
over a record or a song.
But isn't that
what you're doing,
a pub deal?
Yeah, I thought that was a pub deal.
This may be simpler than that,
I guess.
And with this though,
when you're selling it,
you no longer have,
it doesn't even matter.
They're just going to go to that place
and they can do what they want
with your music. I think in some of these and they can do what they want with their music.
I think in some of these cases, they're only selling a percentage
of their percentage. I could be wrong
about that. I want to tell... Oh, L.A. Reid sold off
a 100% of his publishing interest.
100% of it? Yes.
And writers share... So you know he started getting into that 200% confusing
publishing buy.
Well, we don't know his contracts, but
it's reported. 100% really might be 50%.
TLC's pub is just still on tour, just going from person to person.
Yeah, that's sad.
Only in my brain.
I'm not bringing this up for Rory to argue with me,
for anybody to challenge it or retort it.
I'm just offering from my brain, and then we can move on.
For me, Rory, this does go back to our conversation last week
about the next 10 years of music.
Absolutely does, because this company is shelling out probably maybe billions of dollars at this point yeah sure
they see something but it's two people that see something and i don't doubt the genius of
l.a reed in music yeah so that's the company so that's the or no idea or dreams exactly
like the people that's doing it they know our people
that's dumb dudes right yeah so that's two people the company sees it so they're overpaying
and stop what happens but why does that dream was why why do cool but for the people running
numbers through the little secret number fax machine that they keep in the closet yeah they
have ways of coming up with this so maybe dream took it so listen um damn it rory
always does that to me you're talking about the 10 years oh the uh the next 10 years so listen
the companies are overpaying why do the why do companies overpay they feel like they're going
to get it back and much more right and these creative geniuses that's the part i want to
focus on on why they're selling what is it that they see that's happening in music
to where they feel
their catalog
might not return
what's being offered?
That's a good question.
That's a very good question.
That's where I'm at with this.
That's the question.
That's my only question with this
because I don't know enough
about the transaction of it.
I think that probably what...
But they see something.
These people are too brilliant to say this,
but they probably...
They're overpaying.
They're offering you 80, 90 million,
whatever the fuck it is.
And it's people that don't need money.
For sure that you haven't probably
been collecting that kind of income off of
because these are records from 20, 30 years ago
that maybe aren't the biggest records
in the world anymore.
So I'm curious too.
I'm very curious.
But they're people with the
ability to repurpose anything in their catalog facts like la reed don't need anybody to repurpose
something that's true uh no id either these aren't people that lost their connections and and now
they're selling out when when it's high right or broke by any means right fam listen if you wanted
to assume whatever about dreams financial situation
cool you would have been wrong but assume it uh no id rizzo assume it you would be wrong but
assume it la reed changes this for me yeah yeah now it's something about there is nothing to
assume yeah yeah he has always seen something ahead of when it was supposed to happen.
There's a few people in music like that.
I'm not going to keep talking about this because it comes with implications,
but I'm watching.
I would like to know more.
I would like to know.
I would like to.
You should probably reach out to some of these people and have a conversation
because I would like to know.
Yeah, you and L.A. squash your beef.
I could certainly see
why you would take $90 million up front
in a lump little change
regardless of the situation.
Yeah.
I can't blame someone for being like,
you know what?
$90 million?
I don't have $90 million right now.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Like, fucking,
no matter what you,
like, I put Rogan in that boat.
Like, when you get $100 million,
it just don't matter.
Right, exactly.
Say what you want about me
yeah
I don't care
so this is interesting
shout out to L.A. Reid
and everybody else
that came up
on this type of payday
yeah
jeez the guy
I don't even know
what you do
with this type of coin
this fund was
the fund was founded
by music industry veteran
Merck
name I can't pronounce
who before becoming
an investor
managed artists
including Beyonce
Elton John,
Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses.
So this guy's been around
for a little while.
Yeah.
And has a couple dollars.
Hypothetically.
Clearly he does.
Yeah.
That's all I got with that.
On to more shit
that I just think
is extremely interesting
and you should too.
Quibi, we have seen the end.
Wait, it's over?
Fast run.
Grand opening. Grand closing. They raised what? to quibi we have seen the end wait it's over fast fast run grand opening grand closing they raised
what 1.6 or 1.7 billion dollars crazy in a very short amount of time and now it's over they sold
it or shut it down it's over they didn't sell shit it's over oh so they just made 1.2 million or whatever the fuck it was. There will be no more rounds of investing in this.
There's no more funding.
We've seen enough.
That's all right.
Grand opening,
grand closing.
And I still have this on my phone.
I never used Quibi.
I used it when the LA Clippers documentary was out.
I wanted to see it.
Okay.
I saw, as soon as I downloaded the app,
immediately they said,
yo, if you don't forget to take us off in 30 days,
we're going to keep charging you.
And I didn't care.
Oh, it was a paywall.
Yeah, paywall.
Oh, I didn't know that.
For sure.
And I think that was kind of their problem from the gate.
Hey, man, can you find something helpful about this?
We only brought it up 20 minutes ago.
They were too paywally, I feel.
Like, they couldn't even give you a little bit of content
to get you interested in the app.
Like, they were straight paywall.
Huh.
That's where I think it failed a bit.
There was no way you could have some type of free content
to look at to warm up to the idea
that this would become part of your daily routine.
Right?
Yeah.
I never saw a single Quibi because of that reason.
It's paywall forever.
And I don't think they,
they should have went after a younger demo.
Leave it there too.
Wednesday,
Quibi confirmed that it is shutting down.
The service itself will go dark on or around December one.
Quibi said Thursday on its customer support page,
Quibi would
be a risky bet even in normal times but quibi which launched april 6th rolled out on a mobile
only concept just a couple of weeks after the pandemic locked down large swaths of north america
trapping people in their homes people can watch quibi at home on their phones of course but
quibi's bet on an exclusive mobile short formform video was premised on people gobbling up these quick bite episodes while out and about.
And listen, that was my first time watching, like, I watched that whole Clippers season.
It was 10 episodes, seven-minute episodes.
Boy, did I run through that.
I thought it was an interesting idea that they were betting on.
Similar to Facebook, where a lot of the content is short short form yeah no when it was first launched i thought that was a good idea like i was like all right an uber ride
i can catch an episode like yeah i understood the idea i just maybe the execution wasn't so
the pandemic definitely affected this after it launched without any support to watch quibi's
programming on televisions the company scrambled as users complained about without any support to watch quibi's programming on televisions
the company scrambled as users complained about not being able to watch its shows on the biggest
on it on the biggest screen in the house now that was a problem well even though didn't i
didn't i try to put it on the tv and i couldn't right
yeah it was something going on it was something i had to do to put this shit on the TV. Probably didn't hear it from your phone.
Where the fuck was I at?
Similarly, it shares me with such a man.
Quibi also ramped up in the middle of a wave of new streaming services as tech and media giants all rushed to shape the future of video.
That means Quibi was competing for your subscription dollars
against heavy upstarts like Disney+, Apple TV+, Peacock, and HBO Max, as well as
established players like Netflix.
This intensifying competition coincided with record unemployment, forcing families everywhere
to reevaluate how many services they pay for and which ones to leave out.
You kind of get the gist of this and what's going on.
What was the monthly rate on it?
Do you remember?
I don't remember.
It says $5. $5?
It was $5 a month. That's kind of a lot compared
to... No, people ain't paying to file. I think
Disney's $7 or $8 or whatever
and you get all of Disney. Of course. $5 a month
could be faced to go live on YouTube, the Pioneer
or the Georgia... But the way you're putting the content
out is for people on the go
like they said. Show me how
many subscribers
they had, please please it probably says
it's somewhere here find out how many subscribers they had this is important information right hit
control f because they raised 1.7 billion dollars on phones only yeah i want to know how many that that's important and we'll get back to this um 5.6 million pretty small subscribers
oh wow whoa yikes whoa that's a very low and 72 000 of which stuck around once the free trial ended. Yeah, it's not getting it done.
Nah.
Even if all of that million did stay, it wasn't getting it done.
Yeah.
Yeah, that sucks.
I just don't think it was a...
It may have had a good idea, intention,
but the execution doesn't sound like...
Well, this was a lot for an idea.
This cost a lot.
Yeah.
This was a very expensive
mistake like and i could be wrong here but from what i saw for your example with the clippers
that you wanted to watch if they're only seven minutes give me the first two episodes free
on your twitter right let me watch it yeah i could be wrong go to this app i could be wrong
but i thought i heard a bunch of idiots out there say that Joe shouldn't ask for $250 million is what I thought I heard.
Meanwhile, they're just throwing away billions.
On a free trial.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because that implies that, hey, we should get money for free.
Hey, if you're throwing money away over there, why don't you throw some money away over here that's what that implies so no no no no no but y'all raised 1.6 billion
dollars and couldn't attract a hundred thousand people to stay somewhere i'm not gonna undervalue
make a great point what it takes to get a community of people to stay somewhere and how companies monetize that yeah that was my correlation
there so my mind was blown reading some of these numbers and what was raised and what was offered
and what was and listen i'm saying this and listen 80 of my shit niggas is looking on the phone
well maybe not 80 but a lot of people are looking on the phone right i'm enjoying so i understand
the thinking here but to see this monumental collapse this way for something that for months all i ever
heard was oh they got it they got it they got it they're raising the money they got it they got it
scooter braun scooter braun scooter braun i hate you niggas that that talk to me and tell me what
scooter braun is doing honestly it needs to be said we're not signed no way i could keep it real
here cash app got my back.
I don't have a problem with Scooter Braun,
but it's too many of these industry flunky niggas that's running around singing the graces of Scooter Braun.
I don't want to hear it from y'all and in the Drakeverse.
And while on a scooter.
Look, come on.
Look what they gave me.
Quibi has recruited a who's who of stars to work with on his programming, including Chrissy
Teigen, LeBron James, Dwayne Johnson, Reese Witherspoon, Chance the Rapper, Kevin Hart,
Jennifer Lopez, Idris Elba, Zaki, Frontina Faye, Liam Hemsworth.
Man, come on, man.
And they reached out to me.
Come on with your fucking privilege.
You got the arms and the tools and the strength to go get anybody in the universe.
And y'all can't keep 100,000 people
to stare on the phone
with all that beautiful technology bullshit.
Don't ever interrupt me
when I'm asking for $250 million.
Honestly.
And this is not a Joe tangent.
I'm not making this about me,
but this is not.
No, no.
It's the way that black people,
it's the only way that black people
can start putting true value to some of these numbers to see what's going on out there.
Listen, I'm talking to people. I know what they think. Bringing a million people somewhere is worth.
And let me tell you, they're wrong. They're wrong. Now, there's going to be some people that's going to take that.
Hey, I'll take a cent. I'll take one cent on the dollar
For a million people
Excuse me
With news like this
How could you is all I'm saying
I'm trying to use this as a teachable moment
Yeah
To be able to read the tea leaves
When some of this shit comes out
Off of Quibi
On to Shonda Rhimes
Shonda Rhimes
Scream man pull it up
You slow today
You slow today Now You slow today.
Now, yeah,
I'm on my shit.
I'm here, nigga.
What's up?
Shonda Rhimes ditched ABC
over a Disneyland pass.
I'm going to tell a story,
but I'm more,
scroll, scroll, scroll.
I'm more interested
to see how much money
she made ABC.
Shonda Rhimes,
if you're familiar with her.
I am.
There aren't a lot of resumes that are
matching hers
like anything you would need to accomplish
on small screen
what did she do like Grey's Anatomy
let me pull up what she did
she did everything that's like amazing
actually before we get into her
let me go back to the Quibi conversation
really briefly because something to highlight there is how they probably overpaid for a lot of
the content that was on the app and i'm not sure but i'm kind of sure that that probably had a lot to do with grand opening grand closing sure right i would imagine
yeah which was kind of i tried to say this without saying this and during some of my spotify rants
but now that we have a moment to actually say it now we can say it like that was the point of, damn, how do you say this?
Like, I think when I was talking about our situation, a lot of people took that as me singing our praises as just the best in the business and we should be paid because we're the best in the business.
I was speaking more so toward, that's true, Maul.
But a large part of why is because of the contract that we had.
You're just not going to find that type of production for that money.
It was like Jordan in the early years or some shit.
So when I saw people comparing some of these other really high-priced gigs
that Spotify was bringing in and comparing them to ours like that comparison is off already number one and number two all of
that's cool but if we live in in the future the question we should be asking is well what's going
to happen when they stop doing that because nobody can afford to continue to do that. Sooner or later, the stuff that you pay premium for
has to produce.
And if it does not,
then you get Quibi.
Then you get quite a few other
companies that I won't name.
I've kicked it with some of y'all. Y'all know the vibes.
But
you don't get return on your investment.
And that's really, really, really important. So I just
wanted to highlight that here with Quibi.
Do you guys remember when the whole music industry got rich off Gig It for like six months?
I do.
Gig It was a company that was making somewhat of like a Sims game for Facebook,
where you could dress the artist, plan their tour, build their house.
It was like a Sims artist thing.
They overpaid every last person in the music industry. planned their tour, built their house. It was like a Sims artist thing.
They overpaid every last person in the music industry.
They got every single artist,
overpaid the shit out of them
just through all this fucking money.
I think the guy that started it
had something to do with starting iTunes.
They was from that world.
But they thought,
all right, let's grab every artist we can.
They didn't think about the actual game
and execution of the game.
The shit looked like Sims in a world where Call of Duty looked like he was actually in World War fucking 2.
It just wasn't executed properly where it mattered.
The actual content was not good.
They just overpaid a bunch of fucking names and all these executives.
Everyone got rich in the music industry.
The shit was over in a week.
That shit dropped and it was done.
Companies, corporations, and people tasked with bringing content to your service, your server, you should be aware of all of this stuff.
You should be aware and you better hope that the shit that you paid top dollar for garners results.
better you better hope that the shit that you paid top dollar for garners results that's all i'll say they're moving right along the shonda rhymes which is moving right along but not really
because for me this is in the same ballpark it is shonda rhyme rhymes who like i said created uh
uh gray's anatomy and scandal yeah and how to get away with murder. Yeah, but see, that's just the thing.
After we say Grey's Anatomy, we shouldn't have to say anything else.
But then we said Scandal 2, and we shouldn't have to say anything else.
But then we said How to Get Away with Murder, which ran for six seasons as well.
We shouldn't have to say anything else.
And in 2018, Shonda Rhimes had a family member that was going to Disneyland.
In 2018, Shonda Rhimes had a family member that was going to Disneyland.
She called some big wig over at ABC, asked for an extra ticket to Disneyland.
They had a hard time giving it to her.
They finally gave it to her.
She passed it off.
And when that person got to the park, the ticket didn't work.
The ticket didn't work.
The person is now at Disneyland with mad kids, a nanny, an assistant.
It's looking nuts.
Y'all know how that is.
Yeah, yeah.
Shonda Rhimes makes a phone call, says, hey, that ticket is not working.
I need one.
And they gave her some smoke.
They gave her smoke.
Like, another one?
Didn't you get enough tickets?
Rhimes says she was told more than once that they never do this, as far as giving Disneyland tickets out. Give Disneyland tickets.
I created Grey's Anatomy, and you are arguing with me about a $160 Disneyland ticket?
Yeah.
The exec reportedly replied, don't you have enough?
It was then that Rimes, who reportedly, who was already in talks with Netflix about a possible deal,
called her lawyer and told him, figure out a way to get me over to netflix or i'll find new
representatives i like that damn well shonda rhimes had enough yeah that was you want to hear
carlene tell her to buy two tickets yeah she had enough was it reported how uh what what that
netflix bag look like and it don't need to be because I already know what that Netflix bag look like for Shonda Rhimes
it was a Birkin
couple of them
a couple of couples of them
congratulations to Shonda Rhimes
I guess
I guess my
my disbelief in this
is that
I mean granted
this is what happens
at every level
and we know this
but the more accomplished black person they do it with
i'm always astonished like when they didn't give kevin uh kevin hart the oscar gig i felt what they
were saying but i was like damn they did it to kevin when nick lost his gig like and i know about
how successful nick is i was like, they did it to Nick.
Shonda Rhimes is like, come on, man.
This is just amazing to me.
Netflix got a hell of a deal and steal with somebody like Shonda Rhimes being available.
Yeah.
Not only available, but wanting to go there.
Hey, send me to Netflix.
Get me the fuck out of here.
If I can't get a single Disneyland ticket, I'm not going to continue business here. That's like when they canceled
our Spotify memberships.
That was hilarious. I don't even want to ask
you because it's $7 a month,
but come on. It's just certain
shit that says much more than what the money is.
It's not about the money. They run a tight
ship over there, fellas, alright?
They were going to get us fossils, man. You can't do
shit like that to just rub a creative the wrong way because i keep saying it it's not about the money with a
creative right it's about do i feel good enough to be able to create here do i feel appreciated in
the way that i normally do yeah and if i can't get a disneyland ticket it says much more than
160 you won't get another gray's Anatomy out of me.
Sorry, buddy. Congratulations
to Shonda, man. Absolutely.
What else is there that we have
to get to on this beautiful Saturday?
Rory, you thought a Solange album was coming
for some reason? I did, but apparently that was a
Twitter hoax. You got
fooled by the fakes. Oh, they hoaxed you, Rory.
I fell for it. Sorry, man.
Three E's at the end of it or something?
Underscore somewhere?
Yeah, they tricked me.
An extra L.
But it was like one of those where-
A capital I instead of an L.
Yeah.
Yeah, they caught me, man.
Whose account did you read that from?
Taxidemics Bean?
That's a sick ass account right there.
That's your name, though.
No, that's not my name.
No, I was talking to Maul.
Oh.
That's my name?
No, that's not Maul.
Y'all know who Taxidemic's Beam is?
Taxidemic's Beam is the funniest shit ever.
But he is.
I wish the audience knew how funny that was.
They're going to find out.
Then you're going to have to fight him.
That's true.
Can West Side Gun run Def Jam?
Absolutely.
Definitely.
I mean, they hired, who did they hire the last time?
Dick Rodders.
Who did they hire the last time to run it Rodders who did they have the last time to run
successfully running
yes
it's Dick Rodden today
or
niggas ain't got the slightest clue
what it takes to run
yeah nah
fuck it
you make some good dope buddies
they don't got the slightest clue
what it takes to run
yeah I don't know
who you're talking to
they could have seen it
oh yeah yes I do
I think you can
I think running a successful label
out of Buffalo New York
I've watched what Westside has done
word
I think so too by the way yeah don't think that y'all are convincing me no I'm just saying like but out of Buffalo, New York. I've watched what West Side has done. I think so too, by the way.
Don't think that y'all are convincing me.
No, I'm just saying.
But you would have to convince them is what I'm saying.
I remember Khaled wanted this gig.
They said, no, this isn't that same realm to me.
That's still so nuts to me.
Khaled is perfect for this.
And not really the same realm because Khaled at the time
had enough success for somebody to be like, okay.
He was suffering from it, actually.
I could see them trying to use that against West Side Gun, but do I think he could do it?
Yes.
But they would probably start him off, if they were open to it, with a different position.
VP of A&R or something.
Yeah.
Let him learn the ropes from somebody, and then he should have a position up there.
I've only been saying for however many years.
Creative director, at least.
He might not want one.
Probably 15 that, hey, Def Jam, y'all should bring some of the cool kids in there.
Change the feeling.
Change the culture a little bit.
West Side Gun would really help with that.
But what do I know?
And I'm done giving out free game because all the labels listen to me.
Fuck y'all.
But shout out to my people who work in the labels.
So funny.
Yo, I'm such a, I'm a complex man, Rory.
You know I'm a complex man.
You should rap.
I'm a complex man.
Like classic?
No, we got it.
I'm a complex man.
And you was on complex.
You got on fancy dunks
and can't dunk.
Fuck out of here.
In his defense,
those shoes are not made
for dunking.
Nigga never dunked
whatever
alright
you right
see that's what
Biden did to your man
last night
he ain't engaged
and shorty said
Biden would you like
to respond
no
he called him
fella
old people are great
man
you watch it
fella malarkey there was a lot of malarkey a lot of malarkey fella. Old people are great, man. You watch it, fella.
Malarkey.
There was a lot of malarkey.
A lot of malarkey.
All right, what are our takeaways from the debate that happened just a few nights ago?
I'm going to toss it to our political analyst, Small.
Don't toss it to me.
Senior political analyst.
Senior political analyst.
Nah, I hung my hat up because the people tried to kill me.
They was mad at me.
You hung your MAGA hat up?
Yeah, I hung the hat up.
They was mad for no reason.
Yeah, for no reason.
I'm just laughing at two old white men just throwing shade at each other in front of the world.
Hold was mad you put the Rockefeller emblem on the side of your MAGA hat?
Yeah, man.
It's just entertainment, man.
This shit is like watching a bad movie.
Well, the Joe Budden Podcast subreddit said that you sent Donald Trump a paper plane hat.
Did I?
No, I didn't.
Did your man make your MAGA hat upside down like the letters?
We was trying to get that done, but it was backed up over there at the factory, so we couldn't get that in time.
It was in demand?
Yeah, it was.
Oh, man.
Fly off the shelf.
Yeah, fly off the shelf.
But this was a straight comedy show
last night though I
didn't take a fuck it
was better than the
last one it was more
organized they weren't
yelling over you had a
moderator did a she did
a great job she was
amazing she was really
good yeah she was good
this was a this was just
I laughed all night at
this shit Trump's saying
that he's the least
racist person in the
room when there's a
black woman moderating
is insane no my favorite part was he's like least racist person in the room when there's a black woman moderating is insane.
No, my favorite part was he's like,
well, I can't see the crowd.
Fam.
He said, I can't see it, but I don't care.
They're all black, but I am.
You heard that.
Listen to your man when he speaks.
He get his shit off, man.
That shit is funny, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm not racist at all,
but those fucking Mexican coyotes
are smuggling babies in our shit.
Illegal babies.
How do you have a baby that's illegal?
Yeah.
I mean, you know.
This was a mess, but I loved it.
I loved it.
And I'm really mad that this was the last one.
I loved every minute of it, man.
Yes and no.
I would have liked to see another debate. I'm mad the last one
was canceled. They need to do a podcast
together. Like, have their own podcast together.
Well, more. Michelle Obama has a podcast.
She can bring them on. I'm talking about Joe Biden
and Donald Trump. Because this shit
was comedy. I'm sorry. When he
started talking like Joe Biden.
You know Trump's going to start a podcast once he gets
out of office. Absolutely. He can't wait.
Can't mute button me here.
They was trying to mute Donnie.
Like, you heard that little mute button?
Why you cutting him off?
He getting his shit off.
Trump said, you called me a racist?
Trump, we've all called you a racist.
For four whole years.
What part did you miss?
Every day.
Listen, both these niggas
are liars
let me
let me tell you
what I left
that's what I'm saying
when people kill me
they're both lying
both of them
but pick the
pick the least
the least liars
you might be loving
one of the liars
I just love the
entertainment
and one is an entertainer
for real
this shit is funny man
they're both liars
and they both robbed Russia
they both got money.
Wait, you heard Trump.
They said Trump.
Trump said, you got a lot of houses.
Trump, you can't.
Trump's thought, where'd you get the money from, Joe?
Got a lot of houses.
I'm like, yo, this is fucking crazy.
What's your thought on COVID?
Yo, did you see what Hunter Biden did?
The laptop from hell.
Your son was on Coke.
Sir, we're talking about COVID-19.
Yo, man.
Yo, when he started talking about how he prepaid all his taxes.
I got prepaid taxes, nigga.
When you already got the bag, that's what you do.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't even know how much I'm going to make, but here's some bread.
Hold that.
Put that to the taxes.
Every time you think it can't get crazier, because that is why I watch.
I'm like, I've seen it all already.
Exactly.
Then Shorty said, Donald, what say you to the American people that are worried about
that bank account in China?
He said, listen, I had a bank account.
I tried to do some business deals and they didn't happen
so I closed it
it's that simple
no
no
he closed the account
that was it
it's like yo
it didn't work
closed the account
shut it down
if you don't knock it off
that's what Donnie to do man
to not have a bank
he said everybody has one
I'm sitting there like wait
I don't
what everyone everyone attempted to do business in China to not have a bank he said everybody has one I'm sitting there like wait what
everyone
everyone attempted
to do business in China
unlike the affair
you are disillusioned here
yeah
listen it was a lot of
fuck shit up there last night
and I encourage everybody
to vote
and that's that
yeah man
go vote
yeah
wow we did it
we did a political conversation
without it getting ugly
listen we are not
a political podcast I'm just ugly Listen we are not A political podcast
I'm just laughing
At the candidates
I don't
It's not that serious
To me people
Like I'm not
Maga anything
It's just jokes
That's all
I'm doing the
Absentee ballot man
Me too
New York
I was watching the news
They already talked
About wait times
Over fucking four hours
Fuck that
I've been got my shit
I'm doing that shit From the comfort early voting in new york starts today important
i say that it starts to day hey um we're having a conversation earlier and we know the government
doesn't update they just really slow to update anything with some of these old ideologies that
exist um and old institutions.
But when they going to just let us vote from the phone?
That's what I've been saying for several podcasts.
That's dangerous.
No, it ain't.
Why?
We do everything from the phone.
As opposed to what?
We do our taxes from our phone.
We do our banking from our phone.
Okay, like they told me when I laughed at both candidates, pick the least.
Okay.
Phones, no.
Why?
Elaborate on why.
Because it's way too easy
to trip phones
and have people
voting.
They've been tripping
the elections.
Yeah.
Exactly,
but it's way too easy
to trip this, though.
I don't know about that.
Way too easy.
Way too easy.
I mean,
if you vote in person,
it's electronic anyways.
You got people calling your phone,
but then they would have to
physically get rid of those ballots,
like dump those.
With these,
they could say that you text
something from this phone
that you've never even texted.
Like, way easier than
taking a bunch of ballots
out of a fucking voting poll
and dumping them shits
in the lake somewhere.
But that's electronic too.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is
phones, way too easy to hack.
So why can't we do our taxes
from our phone when we can't?
Oh, they hacked your taxes too.
Don't worry about it.
You'll get a mail 20 years from now
when you owe three million.
I prepaid, Mo more I wouldn't do that
I would never say
vote from the phone
that no
I think we should
that's worse than
voting for the phone
on American Idol
how much would it be
to buy America
ask Donnie
he knows
no no seriously
we're in debt right now
no seriously
like we say
we say all the time
America's a business
right
absolutely
and businesses can be sold, right?
Is that why they did your smear campaign?
Because you were trying to buy America?
Roy, please stop joking with me right now.
Well, Donald Trump was trying to tell you that Joe Biden kind of sold some things to Ukraine last night.
You used to ask him, what's that deal about?
What's that $3.5 million about?
You think politicians don't do that all the time?
Of course they do.
No, I'm just trying to figure out if Apple or Amazon can buy america one day apple uh yeah i think so one day maybe not
right now but yeah absolutely i don't think you can do that i don't think they would sell america
no i don't think it's on the market well who would be selling it but that's not true that's
actually not true because you're right. It's not on the market
but if you're NRA
or if you're somebody
to have some
economical power up there.
Well if you want to get into
Everybody has a price.
It's residents are for sale.
We're all for sale.
You could buy America
without buying America.
Properties and streets
and like I know
China or Japan
or someone owns like
the parking meters in Chicago.
There's parts of America that are for sale.
Infrastructure.
If you were able to vote on the phone, it would be for sale.
If you said that every X amount of percent of...
If you said this percentage of votes is worth this amount to whoever is supposed to be compensated in this, I don't know because I'm not political.
But, yeah, I could see somebody being invested that's what moved moved the country
money right so you would have to be able to get in good somebody if you just have trillions of
dollars to spend with the government yeah that's what happens every day it happens on a on a lower
on a smaller scale all these politicians take money from major corporations and then do what
they want them to do. Awesome.
I'm just saying one day maybe when all of us are dead, I could see one of these internet techie companies making a government play.
Oh, yeah.
This is definitely the United States of Apple.
I can see that.
Yeah.
I can see it.
Apple homes, Apple cars.
To some degree, it happens now with elections.
They put Mark Zuckerberg on trial for it.
They're doing it just
in a different way.
Agree.
Yeah, they're definitely influencing
the outcome of America.
They don't need to buy it.
They have it.
Yeah.
Go vote.
Go vote.
What was up with Mitch McConnell's hand
he bruised up
he's a lizard people
listen man
it's her record
that came out
it's crazy y'all
it's tearing up the charts
real good
it's tearing up the charts
it's tearing up the charts
blazing hip hop and R&B
remember that?
they still say that?
probably
blazing hip hop and R&B
when you listen to the radio?
it's been a while
I don't know
we should kill blazing
and smash single
before it's even been out
that's how they used to label
when I was at Def Jam
boxing up shit
to send to radios
everything said
the new smash single
I was like
no one's heard it
how is this a smash
still in my hands
tossing vinyl
at Rory's head
yo put this in the box
hey
box this up
they used to
they used to throw
beta tapes
take this to BET
at 100 degrees
walk
walk over there
walk back
walking from 50
50th and 8th, fucking 20 blocks.
Are you singing the intro on your album to get off some of your gripes about how they
treated you as an intern some of your earlier days in the industry, like everyone else?
It's going to open up.
I didn't even think about that approach.
There you go.
Interlude.
Sound like an interlude to me.
Yeah, I'm going to have to get my show off.
If Rory come on singing, they told me I'd never make it.
What pocket would you keep? You got to shit on your teachers. If Rory come on singing They Told Me I'd Never Make It. What pocket would you
You got to shit
on your teachers.
I mean
I mean it's cool
when you do a partnership
with the label
you intern for.
Shit on your teachers.
Real shit.
I mean that's
that's just some fly shit
to me.
Yeah because they
kicked you out of school.
Shit on them.
What no.
Universal didn't
kick me out of school.
I got Rory right now.
I mean, when you really dig into it, Universal was somewhere in that place.
Think about that.
Yeah, they was somewhere.
Who owned America at that time?
See?
This is me getting my shit off.
Yeah.
This is definitely.
I love this song, though.
This is definitely the Rory beat.
Getting your shit off on Prototype is hilarious.
Let me tell y'all the story.
Better rhyme this to Rory.
It's the young boy Rory.
Oh.
They told me I would never make it now.
Now I gotta take it now.
You know Rory gonna stack his vocals?
Of course.
Why am I singing your part?
Do it
Cause it's not ready yet
It's too rough
Y'all are sick man
Can't cut it off now
Sorry
Sorry YouTubers
Oh no don't fuck up the drop
Oh man
What a bass line
I would say that's one of the greatest bass lines.
I still have not caught Andre 3000 roaming around New York playing the flute.
I'm waiting to see it.
Me and you, only two people on earth that haven't seen him in so long.
That is beautiful music.
It is.
Classic album.
It is.
That's a classic album.
Without question.
Take that, Trey.
What else is going on?
Come on, Roy.
Pull out all the... You had an ill love below bar, I think, at one point.
I definitely have an ill love below bar, but I just can't think of it right now.
She let me put it in her speaker box. It was something like that. In ill love below bar but I just can't think of it right now she let me put it
in her speaker box
it was something like that
in the love below
something like that
don't do it
you don't fuck up any bars
don't do that
the bar's kinda old
that's some years ago
I can't really
but I know it was
something like that
I said look at Joe
trying to get his
yeah it was something
love below
let me put it in her speaker box
something like that
Joe's still in shape
come on man
yeah man yeah man let's still in shape. Come on, man. Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Let's still mixtape Joe somewhere here.
Yo, we out.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo.
Give me those uh on this.
Yo.
Imagine Flex throwing this on for Joe.
Oh, my God.
Yo, a few people I wanted to hear from
in all this Tory Lanez bullshit,
and I just can't hear from,
what is Melly doing?
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I want to hear from her.
Is she signed over there?
She put out a song last week.
I love Melly.
I'm just saying.
Me too.
Whatever Tory's situation is,
I'd like to know
how it affects Melly
with the label shit.
I don't know if she's over there.
I don't know.
I could call her right now,
but I wouldn't call her.
I think actually,
I think the singles,
yeah,
it was still on his label.
Yeah.
Melly,
me and Maul
are still going to
fight for your love.
What's wrong with you, man?
I'm calling now.
I'm not going to fight for it.
Fight for our love.
Yes, we are.
How would you fight for our love? I would put my dukes up with more put your dukes up let's see something here y'all talk
if you ask this girl about tori lanes on the phone she's gonna hang up on you
you think i'm wasting fucking melee time with to Tory Lanez? No, I don't. But this video already looks amazing.
Yeah, she was on her Mission Impossible shit in the video.
It's a dope song.
Melly way too soft.
I like it.
Yeah, I like Melly.
On all DSPs.
Facts.
Moe, you didn't say how you would fight for her love.
Melly is not in service.
Dead kid.
She switched the number on you.
She didn't hit you with the, yo, Melly, new math.
Lock me in.
New math.
She definitely didn't hit him with the new math.
Yo, I'm glad you said that, Park.
You know what really gives me peeve?
I'll share it.
You DMing.
You getting some rhythm going right say i'll send
the mobile and then she just keep on with the conversation no no no no no she sends the mobile
y'all had mad energy going now you copy the mobile you go in the phone you text it and you say
whatever your line is yo it's joe or the eyes or take a line from y'all comes and she's like all right you
locked wait no i still had some things to say wait that's the end of the conversation we're
done talking yeah yeah yeah that's it that makes me sad yeah i mean yeah i'd be thinking that we're
gonna take that the dm energy to the text now but they don't be with it logical they'd be like all
right i got you i'll hit you later yeah you, you locked in. I'm like, wait. I'm active on Instagram. I love you already.
What the fuck is you talking about?
He's going to send my address.
Mo, you don't even want to hear how I've been giving it up in the DMs.
See, I'm the only one that'll come share it.
I have an idea about you.
Let me hear it.
Because I know you.
A lot of purple devil face emojis, I'm sure.
Nah, Joe's not.
I overheard that.
He was giving up the emoji vibes.
Yeah, I'm not really an emoji guy. Yeah, you're a misuse of emojis. Nah, Joe is not I overheard that He was giving up The emoji vibes Yeah, I'm not really An emoji guy
Yeah, you're a misuser
Of emojis
Nah, Joe is
Definitely an LOL
To death guy
You was looking good
Last night, LOL
It's not an LOL moment, Joe
You're not laughing
Yeah
You're not laughing
Your hands are greasy right now
You're being nasty
I want to fuck LOL
Yeah, yeah.
There's nothing LOL about that.
That cleaver's looking right LOL.
You're not laughing.
Don't LOL that.
Condolences on your grandmother passing.
LOL. Yeah, yeah. He's one of those guys.
Over LOL.
Yo, no, no, no.
More like, yo, when's your next trip?
Let's take one. No yeah nah no i'm dead
ass i'll send available dates like next week joe we've never met you down no but that's when it's
real let's meet in tulum send available dates they're like nah i'll set it up
that's crazy but that's real though that's real, though. That's real.
That's how a lot of niggas is meeting girls, straight on a vacation.
That's the new wave, man.
But it's just so, what if you see this girl, first of all, she looks nothing like her pictures.
Her breath stinks.
Or vice versa, if the girl meets the guy and she's just a dirty, stinky dude.
Are we 22-year-olds?
No, we're grown.
This is why you shouldn't just be.
We 38, 39, 40. Like if we still like we should be able to profile
the right person
to fly somewhere.
We've been wrong
about that before.
You know that.
Fam, we're not saying
this to the bitches
that's facetuning the pic
and now the doorway
is slanted.
Not even.
I'm just saying
you still don't know.
The slanted doorway chick.
Yo, Tulum.
Yeah.
What's up, man?
She got the fun house mirror behind her
Yeah
I'm just talking more so like
Because if you
If you can't
I'm talking like Munch nigga
What the fuck is he talking about
What the fuck is he on
If you can't
No but I'm just saying
No but who you would bring
No I'm just saying
If you never met the girl
But who you meant
That you would take somewhere though
Maybe a few
And you know
A while ago
But nothing recent
but I'm just saying.
Jess Hilarious?
No.
What?
I've never met her.
I don't know.
Probably a sweet girl
but I never met her.
But yeah
you can't risk it.
It's too risky
to meet somebody.
Lil Mama?
She seems like a cool
She looks like she'd be
a fun vacay date.
Sure.
Young M.A.?
Young M.A.?
She has the hoes.
For sure.
No.
I'm trying to get you to name names now.
Oh, I thought you were just giving me and just trying to see who I was.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me get someone.
Take a vacation.
We're all in Young M.A. going on a vacation together.
I'm looking for you to curate.
I'm looking for you to curate the vibe right now.
Me and Young M.A. get it lit, though, wherever we at.
That's a fact.
We had them.
We had them lined up.
I would go on a trip with Young M.A.
Yeah, for sure.
She would have a group.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's true.
The group.
When does the flight leave?
Yeah.
But yeah, you can't risk it.
Wait, you would try to put Young M.A. and the squad on domestic?
You wouldn't try to rent a PJ?
Tell me who you would rent a PJ for.
Nobody.
I'm not there yet.
Kelly Rowland.
She's married.
And pregnant with children. Sol Rowland She's married And pregnant
With children
Solange
She's married with children
No they divorced
Did they?
I didn't know that
Mariah Lynn
I'd put Solange on a piece
Mariah Carey
She would put me on a piece
Or Mariah Lynn
Which one?
Take a Mariah
Mariah Carey would put me on a piece
Maybe a scientist too
We don't know
Hates me that
Mariah Lynn might win that
No no no
Chill
Leave Mariah the scientist alone.
Oh, my bad.
Chill out.
My bad.
All right.
More or nothing.
Mariah Lynn.
He told us nothing.
Mariah Lynn never
copied you to PJ.
That's what Mariah Lynn
Oh, yeah.
I forgot that Rory's
a huge Mariah Lynn fan.
No, that's Ice.
I love her music.
No, and you.
No, I love her music.
Oh, that's a hot name
in the Sam House.
Mariah Lynn. Don't you ever bring that bitch up Oh, that's a hot name in the Sam House. Mariah Lynn.
Don't you ever bring that bitch up again.
That's a trigger.
That's what Red Free was about.
We're in space and Mariah Lynn's over for her.
It's a sick trio.
Stop, because Mariah Lynn's a sick trio stop because
Mariah Lynn
gonna fuck us up
yeah
she replies to everything
yeah yeah yeah
I'm shutting up
I'm a fan of your music
Mariah Lynn
that was Rory
what else we got
speaking of
well we were speaking
about Mariah Lynn
and now I thought of it
man
y'all done
forced the little skinny
six from the nine
what's the name
skinny from the six.
Something like that.
Whatever his name is,
y'all done forced him
off the internet, man.
Nigga won't get Wi-Fi now.
I hate when y'all
force people off the internet
that's providing entertainment.
What they did to
Skinny from the seven.
They shot at him
and now he's gone.
That's probably a smart move.
Yeah, that's a smart move.
Get low.
I'm low.
I'm not dealing with
this culture anymore.
Take a couple days.
Yeah, whatever.
What else is going on?
Anything really important?
We had two hours.
We had two hours.
Really important.
I Love New York is back.
Hey!
Trailblazer of a show.
Yo, Rory's news.
Bernice returned.
Resurfaced.
New York returned.
I'm excited for Borat, too, personally.
That's where I'm going.
Borat's funny.
I saw Rudy Giuliani's team already giving statements where he was caught being a nasty man in a hotel on camera.
He was.
Oh, he was lubing tubing?
Oh, definitely.
It appeared that way.
He was being handsy?
No, they tricked him.
Yeah, of course.
That's what the whole thing is.
But he fell for it.
And Borat is on Amazon.
The sequel to Borat is on Amazon alone.
We're coming to America, too, huh?
Oh, really? Yeah. It's an Amazon exclusive. Give me Amazon. The sequel to Borat is on Amazon alone. We're coming to America too. Oh, really?
Yeah.
I got to get me an Amazon.
They paid for it.
Buck 25.
Might have to cop for those two.
Look at Rudy.
Rudy thought it was going down.
Yeah.
See, look.
They brought Borat back, but not Star Trek.
Borat's way better than Star Trek.
It's going to be clear.
Definitely watching Borat before I watch Star Trek.
Oh, you're going to get in trouble with the Trekkies.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Yo, you know what Rudy Giuliani's team blamed him being nasty in a hotel?
He was tucking in his shirt.
Well, he said that, and then he said, this is just a Biden smear campaign.
Fam.
Biden was nowhere near this hotel room.
Nah, Biden knows Borat.
That's his man.
You ain't know that?
They're just doing this is from the Biden camp
Fan
You saw a cute interview person
That you thought it was going down with
You pulled your dick out
And you got caught
Yeah
Sometimes the truth is just like easy
Yeah
It's right there
Yeah
It's right there
Gotta be careful
Where you pull your dick out at
I think Rudy would know that by now
Following up Fargo is great Yeah The new season Gotta be careful where you pull your dick out at. I think Rudy would know that by now.
Following up, Fargo is great.
Yeah. The new season.
That shit is turning up.
Gotta check that out.
I want to check out Fargo.
I still got to check out Lovecraft County.
I started that again.
And Fargo's in Minnesota.
Yeah.
Talk about a fan.
Minnesota.
I want to see OA that y'all talked about.
What did you talk about, Parks?
OA season one was good.
Second season got weird,
but still good.
Oh, did one of the
second season come out?
Like a year ago.
I was going to say.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Ian keeps telling me
to watch Mr. Sketcher
or Mr. Fetcher
or Mr. Something.
The timeline was telling me
to check out Grand Army
on Netflix.
Not happy with that either.
Grand Army?
Grand Army, yeah.
Grant or Grand?
Grand.
Grand.
Grand Army. Got Sylvan Seam R or Grand? Grand. Grand. Grand Army.
Guys, still haven't seen Ratchet yet?
No.
Is it good?
Very good.
You've seen what?
Ratchet.
It's like a horror joint, right?
Yeah, it's hard to give the premise without giving away literally the entire show, but
it's about a nurse in a psych ward.
Oh, no, no, no.
I do watch that.
It's pretty good.
I know. It's really good. I know, it's really good.
It's an American horror story.
I like that.
It's the chick from American horror, Sarah Paulson?
And I think the writers or something, because it looks like American horror story.
The doctor bodied it.
I need to see him in more shit.
It's just all the actors are amazing in it.
Yeah, it's a real good show.
It is.
Do you know why Americans love horror stories?
Because we live in one?
Because America is a horror story.
That was deep.
Do you have your sleeper ready?
Yeah, it's right here.
You want it?
No, no, no.
Oh, okay.
No, no, you hold up
for a little bit.
All right, Rory,
can we play sleepers
and do you have some
Alexis Sky news
that we have to get to?
I wish.
Shout out to Alexis Sky.
She looks great.
How many
Ivy Park sneakers
are you going to cop
your female friends?
Oh,
I thought you was about to,
I thought you were singing
Cisco lyrics.
How many licks
does it take
to get to the center of a A?
We never found out.
That was kind of a joint.
I like that song a lot
that was a joint
I like that song
actually
Lil' Kim bodies
yeah sorry
that's the sleeper
yeah I gotta do it now
cause that was my shit
I know a dude named
Ron do push a Q
nah that's the wrong song
how many
if you have that
in your iTunes
well how many licks
I have 100%
I have how many licks
this was my speed go to
hold up
whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa
I don't even remember
that intro
yo
would they get you
the early version of that
that's
my bad
go ahead
play the record
oh yeah
oh
Berg sent you that early
I got you
Berg and Cardiac
sent you that on the early
alright
go ahead
yo our audience
will be pleased to know that there is
no beef with me and RL from next.
Oh, round of applause.
Round of applause.
Who thought you had a beef with RL?
We talked about it all day. That's why I brought it up.
That's why I brought it up.
I'm reading your mentions. Who thought you had a beef with RL?
Yo!
People remember that. He has a kid named Rory with R.L.? Y'all. I never thought you had a beef with R.L.
He has a kid named Rory, though.
Does he?
Red hair, too.
I think that's the same R.L.
Weirdo.
What type of weird shit
is Rory on?
Why you know
celebrities' kids' names
and hair color?
There's not many redheads around.
We all just stay in touch.
We're about to be extinct.
And there's a lot of Rory's.
We're about to be extinct.
We are.
Shout out to R.L., man.
The leading scientists
are telling us this leading
ginger science yes pretty soon there will be no redheads we keep fucking
other hair I'm serious no more appreciate me while I'm here. You the last of the redheads? Yeah. That's crazy, son. Where did we find this one?
Where did we get this nigga from?
We're almost extinct.
Oh, man, that's hilarious.
Praying for the redheads.
I just think it's weird that y'all
find this funny.
Pray for the redheads.
Pray for the redheads.
Oh, my God.
That is some funny shit man
Save the reds man
Such a sadness
I know this was that shit
I've seen a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
All hell, I even fuck with different races
A white dude, his name was John
He had a Queen B. Rue's tattoo on his arm
And he asked me if I was his
Bro, you can't fuck with John
His name was Brom, and he bought me a horse
He washed in a farm, damn a nigga
From down south, he used to like me to spank him
And cum in his mouth And donul said,
Nikki introduced nasty raps.
Megan Carty was taking it too far.
He said that.
That's not what I said.
Get to the center,
Come on,
rock it like shit.
How many licks
does it take
to get to the center,
brother?
Tell me
how many licks
does it take
to get to the center.
Yo,
you here,
Cisco.
You wanted to know.
Tell me.
You wanted to know.
Cisco goes out
to my niggas in jail
beating their dicks to the double XL
Yo, to open the second verse like that
She is a visionary
And you know niggas in jail
was hype when they heard that.
Oh my God.
She talking to us.
This is Hillary.
Go wash your hands, man.
Magazine.
You like how I look
in the aqua green?
Get your Vaseline.
Throw some weed
with some tissue
and close your eyes
and imagine your tongue
in between my thighs.
Is she giving niggas
the fee-fee setup?
Yeah.
I'm throwing this on tonight.
I forgot this shit came with a tutorial.
D.L.
Open up.
Sell black estate.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.. Oh. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. Stop looking, listen, get back to your position Kim got your dick hard, starting fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop-Tart, fresh out of the toilet
Niggas do anything for it, we Kimbo
Scrapping over Kim, who's not in jail
Kim is wild, man
Kim is that nigga
Yo, that's right
Kim is that nigga
The S.A.'s, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs up north in the hole
They all wanna know
Tell me Bloods, Crips, all the thugs up north in the hole. They all want to know. How many nights does it take till you get to this and I, I, I, tell me.
How many nights does it take till you get to this and I, I, I, tell me.
How many nights does it take till you get to this and I, I, I, tell me.
How many nights does it take till you get to this and I, I, I, tell me.
That song is great.
I like that song a lot. Hard top that one. No, I like that song a lot.
Hard top that one.
No, I like that song a lot.
That was an experience.
Bro, you got some smooth R&B to follow that up with?
No.
Might have to be a little Kim Appreciation Day.
Or Cisco.
Mom, you was outside back there, right?
Tell me how you made your way to the
dance floor when this joint came on.
You know.
Did you put your drink down? Like, wait
a minute. I can't miss this
one.
M2.
Bring back M2.
Bring back 28th Street Club.
Alright, word.
Get your shit off, man.
I don't want to get you too excited with this thong song shit.
That's my other trigger.
Gets me going.
Mariah Lynn in thong song.
Don't let Mariah Lynn be in a thong.
You might do whatever you got to do to keep redheads alive.
Mariah Lynn's not a redhead.
Oh, shit.
You guys didn't have
the same energy
for the elephants
that were going extinct.
I definitely dyed
my hair blonde, too,
at 15.
For real?
Yeah.
You didn't try to hit him
with the silver?
It might have just
turned out silver.
It was a rough time,
rough time, rough time.
It was only for like
a day or two.
I got that shit right out of there.
Well, shout out to Cisco.
London on the track said that's cap.
Just giving y'all an update.
Yo, your girl saying I'm single and you saying, nah, that's cap.
He just posted a blue cap.
I mean, just letting y'all know
That's what I wanted to say
When Sin first announced that shit
But then when all the pictures
Was off the ground
I was like you're gonna look stupid
You're gonna look dumb
Yo that's Cap
We together still
She's just going through something
You see the blue cap
That nigga said
That is Cap
I follow Galacta or so I'm fine.
Rory, your sleeper is supposed to come after mine.
This is your time to shine.
Oh, that was really your sleeper?
Yeah.
I knew what you thought.
I thought we was just doing a little chem tech.
That was the queen bee.
I didn't pick my sleeper.
Rory, you going to loudspeaker network.
You get out of here.
I have some redheads over there.
I'll stay in that vein
and it's Memphis Bleak Appreciation Day
so
what
yeah
same era
this is Bleak Infatuation
Infatuated
one of those
oh this is my song
this is that shit
I played this one
I did you
but we're gonna play it again
I'll do a record though. I ain't lost my mind, I just party and bullshit my attitude, I'm good, my They say I'm hood rich cause I drive big cars
Gettin' guap, middle finger to cops
They say when you meet the one, all the thugs should stop
Met a shorty other morning on my way in, y'all
She was bad, I ain't cold, I'm a day in, y'all
But that's the rules, we don't make em, we don't break em
I don't sweat em, I forget em and find a way to shake em
But I put a holler to her, spit lava at her
She from the birds, I'm from the jacks, trust, I don't matter
She in the books, true, I'm off the books with the things I do
But that's between me and you, and I don't really phone tag it a lot
I'm in the wagon a lot, with different dimes on the passenger side, I'm like
I love, love that thing you do, and I can't keep my eyes, my mind off you
I'm infatuated, and you're my baby
And you complete me
Your number, I'll call you and maybe we can hook up later
And you can't keep me still
But my mind, on you, all the time
And I scoop you like a soldier would
I'm in the woods top down like I don't got a hood
They say opposites attract and it's true
Cause girl I'm from the gutter where the bundles do move
And you from where it's cool and it's quiet at night
It ain't no youngin' who's supplin' that white
It's Memphis Bleak, Infatuated on 534
Definitely put that on a mix CD for a young harlot At one point in my life
Good record
Play a joint from
This is Akeem Ali
Kimi Casanova
It's that real player shit
You know what I'm saying
I wanna hear some real player shit
You know what I'm saying
He talking that shit
He getting the shit on
Right on baby
You can never lose over this beat
Right on, baby. You can never lose over this beat, bro. Right on.
No.
Ever.
Uh.
Oh.
I can take you far, baby.
You a noun.
Wait, what?
For real?
Check him out, check him out.
Uh, Mac Daddy, let me get it started, talk my shit better.
Fat nigga, owner of fraternity, I'm a big stepper.
I'm plain Jane, all y'all rock is designer.
Bitches throw pussies at me, all I rock is vaginas
I just be laid back, all I got is recliners I wouldn't join a neighbor, shit, all I got is Rihanna
You jive turkeys, it's frivolous, I'm a light, it's a filament
Slip your disc, I'm a krillin' it, I ain't feelin' it
I'm a pimp in the night, skin glistening eye Be in your kitchen makin' grits and puttin' dick in your wife
Kimmy castin' over the floor, then got colder than Nova Scotia
I'm rollin' my motion, makin' your hoe let me motorboat her
I'm a pimp type nigga, with a mouthpiece
Bitches tell me I'm a maid nigga, like a house key
She remove her clothes and on the floor, it's where her blouse be
Most of my bitches can't do a fuckin' thing without me
Mackin' exquisite, don't believe in smackin' my bitches
I just cut em off and put other ratchets back in position
I'm a mathematician, subtractin' and addin' my digits I need accuracy, so don't you be distract smacking my bitches I just cut em off and put other ratchets back in position I'm a mathematician subtracting and adding
my digits I need accuracy so don't you be distracting
my bitches I'm a Mac with the accolades to prove it
I tell all my bitches on this Saturday to move it
And I done seen em all from the South to Kakalaki
Mississippi, Arkansas and back to Tallahassee I'm groovier than most players
The slow stroker, the throat slayer Probably somewhere up in your hole, player
And I keep a switchblade for niggas who get serious
Cause if I break a nail on your ass, I'ma be furious
If niggas slackin' on they mackin' and I'm packin' when they lackin'
Then his hoe will be contactin' me for casual relaxin'
Seducin' a hoe is somethin' that I'm usually for
But I'm eatin' charcuterie and puttin' juice in my throat
Just pimp on, baby
If you pimp on, you can pimp strong in an effort to pimp long.
This is a new record?
And a nigga like me can take you far, baby.
Far.
Where's the whole EP?
That's Akeem Ali.
Akeem Casanova.
Check him out.
Giving out game.
That's free game for y'all.
I like it.
I'm going to play some classic unreleased Nas on the real.
Yeah. Yeah. On the real. I like it. I'm gonna play some classic unreleased Nas on the real. Let's play homin' this illmatic Let's put the crown where it's at Ten years, never been done this real by nobody To my seed, may I lead you into no greed or evil
In the categories of stories, I breathe my sequel
You know the money blues, blunts, broken 22s
Monkey see, monkey do, shorty sippin' sunny do
Now it's BSOP and the Phantom, mad smoky
Motor trees cruisin', gat in the stash
So it won't poke me, up in the Trump Plaza
Sweet 3010, don't make no noise cause we dirty
Tell them hoes hurry in
We got the room lit up with perfume and mad boom
And there's videotaping, blooming asses on the zooming lens
Rolling on your nondescript niggas
Your mark for death like Colombians
With bad coke, that's gyp niggas
Tilt the Dutch, twist it up the ooey if you skilled enough
And will we trust the lucid dead to nine milli bucks?
The verse is ten years old, nine and a half years old
Streets disciple, the rebirth coming at you this year baby
It's on baby, yeah, to the hood
May this be the day that we pop them bottles
This is mandatory, what if there's not tomorrow?
You know the murder rate, jealousy, you heard him say
He say, she say about cheddar, he don't deserve to make
Sipping clear liquor with niggas that talk sideways
Listening close to every word in case they violate
Up in the projects, apartment 5D
Sparking leaves, bout to read Countin' everything to block C
We bout to need to take the corners from them cowards
Get it all to Yakima, more cook powder
Bought a hour, holdin' case
We gotta rip, niggas
Loaded, Teflon coated
Projectiles are flip, niggas
From knife grade to lightweight to grams
To my mans with guns in hand, police bands
They miss the summers again
On the real, all you crap nigg, they miss the summers again. On the real.
All you crap niggas know the deal.
It's Nas on the real.
I'm not sure that a real version of that ever came out.
And I wish it would.
That's a YouTube rip.
Gotta love the YouTube rips.
I just saw Joe Rogan Kanye tomorrow at noon.
Well, today at noon.
Interesting.
It's dropping.
Interesting. You gonna tune in? Yeah. I probably noon. Well, today at noon. Interesting. It's dropping. Interesting.
You going to tune in?
Yeah.
I probably will.
Yeah, I will.
Curious to hear what he has to say.
I liked him on Nick Cannon's podcast like two, three weeks ago.
Yeah.
So I was going to say something interesting.
Interested to see which Kanye we get.
That's my shit.
I miss hearing this type of stuff out.
Yeah.
Is it over?
Well, yeah, because nobody's going to play that.
No clubs.
In the streets.
Yeah, but that's fucked up.
This stuff don't come on at the kickback.
At the wrong kickbacks.
Yeah, at the wrong kickbacks.
I got a whole house set for kickbacks.
Really?
Send it to me.
I got you.
Like in a folder or something?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I think that's important to have.
I'm letting this rock for Jersey.
I was speaking to Jersey in the house.
Trey, go ask your mother about us, man, when this song was out.
This is when they got loose in Jersey.
This is the first year I couldn't go to the house music fest in Jersey City that they put on every summer.
So you're putting me on.
I didn't even know about that.
Oh, you were really missing out.
Yeah, that's true.
I would go to that that
sounds fire it's amazing i won't be alone hey hey wait a minute now all right this was awesome man
i want to thank everybody for listening thank you for checking us out we'll be back same time
same place you already know the vibes that'll be on a wednesday uh keep us in your prayers lord
knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you
would do farewell adios hasta la vista reaver dirt you deuces 100 talk to you later all that
good stuff remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as
if it's all that we have stay COVID free out there don't forget to go out there and vote. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Go mall.
Go mall.
Go mall.
Go mall.
Lean back.
Lean back.
Lean back.
Nope.
This guy will not fucking participate in shit, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,