The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 400 | "Man On the Moan"

Episode Date: December 19, 2020

Joe wants to establish that the podcast is NOT an album review podcast (13:20), although the guys do react to Eminem's response to Snoop Dogg on his latest album (16:50). B. Dot's list shook up the in...ternet which leads the guys to give their opinion and a preview to the JBP "year end wrap up" (29:30), the transition of moving on your own from your parents house (55:25), Joe reflects on recording 400 episodes (1:20:30), LaKeith Stanfield moaning for a chance to win $300 (1:35:45) and MORE!   Sleeper Picks Joe | Keyshia Cole - “I Remember” Rory | Drake - “Video Girl”  Mal | Mase - “Niggaz Wanna Act” (Ft. Busta Rhymes) Parks | Lupe Fiasco - “Dumb It Down”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Now you don't want to repeat yourself, right? We're not getting a deal there, Joey. Yeah, no, we're not getting a deal with Tyler Perry Studios. What Parks said and won't say is Tyler Perry is a billionaire with no bitches. That's what the internet said. I was just repeating. To what I say, that boy does not want bitches. I like it.
Starting point is 00:00:22 I like the way Rory's starting the game. There's a reason he doesn't have them. Yeah, I like it. Can't let Rory's Starting the game There's a reason he doesn't have him Yeah I like it Can't let Rory call Tyler Perry boy Yeah that's the bigger issue Yeah I don't know Rory That's true
Starting point is 00:00:33 You might have to throw hands now And maybe I do want a Tyler Perry Podcast deal I like his studio An illustrious set he has there In Atlanta Yeah we can record We can record in the White House
Starting point is 00:00:44 Yeah Beautiful beautiful Beautiful set Beautiful location But why did the internet an illustrious set he has there in Atlanta. Yeah, we can record in the White House. Beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful location. But why did the internet say that about Tyler Perry? He posted it. Oh, he said that? Yeah, he said this is what a midlife crisis looks like. I'm 51, single,
Starting point is 00:00:58 and wondering what the next chapter in my life will look like. Whatever it looks like, I'm going to walk with God. See, man, I'm sick of him and God. How are you sick of God? I'm sick of him and God. How are you sick of God? I'm sick of him and God. Their relationship ain't doing it for Joe anymore. Fam, be the best father and what? Just don't say you don't have no bitches.
Starting point is 00:01:17 No, because you say you're single. 51 and single. Well, you can be single. That don't say you don't have no bitches. That was the internet being funny. Yeah, I know. We're supposed to not curse until nine minutes in to really take advantage of the advertising algorithms. Too late. Bleep.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I think bitches is in the dictionary. No, farts. And we should stop saying that word. Advertisers think that people that buy products don't curse? It makes it more family friendly. Yeah, to appeal to the bitches. That's what we appeal to, god damn it. No, we don't. This isn't a family show. No, no, we do not family-friendly show no no we don't I preach it, my mind preach it, the up, man?
Starting point is 00:02:28 Walls are in fighting shape. What happened? Walls are in fighting shape in this game, man. In fighting shape. All right, the whole Bay Bites feeling good out there. Let me make sure my sound is good. Best part of the world, Tray Lee. What's going on? People listen, it's vocal ascension
Starting point is 00:02:45 Like Maxwell, many dimensions Flow over tracks well Might to critical condition Give me your max L Unvaluable skills unknown For my peoples with a legal system Let's bring it back home Live from the 215
Starting point is 00:02:58 He was in the cut Enjoying himself, he didn't want to perform Who? Trey Lee Perform where? At Palooza, he came to DC Palooza, Howard Homecoming Oh, I would have loved to see that Yeah, nah, he was in the cut
Starting point is 00:03:10 Look at me with my backpack bag on I thought you'd choose a running But there wasn't, so run it, cousin I can chill, the heat does it Ran up in your shell about a dozen You never see bank life, Frank White Your hand clutching, your chest plate contemplate You bout to die, nigga, wait, keep your hands high
Starting point is 00:03:28 If you don't wanna die, keep your hands high Ain't no right or wrong in this game called survive So you know it's Trey and me, I Keep scheming on your cream while I try Keep your hands high Oh my God, I feel so phony, man. I hate a lot of 90s hooks now. It's not the actual hook, though. It's like just how we formatted hooks in the 90s.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Like hearing it now. Yeah. I can't really hear you. Turn your mic up, man. The Great Parks needs volume. The Great Parks needs to be heard. Somehow you've coaxed the people into believing that you're the sensible one on the pod
Starting point is 00:04:05 more i've been listening to keisha cole all week she can only play heaven sent one time We But what can I say I wanna go but I keep coming back Why I'm so confused but you have the words of a man What'd you say? E-40 and 2 Short is tonight. E-40 and 2 Short is tonight. You ready to get hyphy? And they just put out, though.
Starting point is 00:04:58 You gonna ghost ride the Uber? Yeah, and they put out. I do wanna talk about it. Yeah, joint album. They do. Good promotion. I wanna talk about that, too. I'm want to talk about A joint album? Yeah a joint album They do Good promotion I want to talk about that Too
Starting point is 00:05:05 I don't want verses To start being like A roll out thing I mean Even though it is I know it is And this year I'm not mad at it
Starting point is 00:05:14 Pandemic I'm not mad at it Why you doing me so wrong? I just keep holding you down I feel so stupid and foolish Loving you all this way But what can I say? But I wanna go I wanna go but I keep coming down Let's go No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, Rory, I'm not. It's Parks. What's happening? It's Parks. What's happening?
Starting point is 00:06:06 It's Parks! Microphone check, one, two, what is this? The JBP boys bike the business. Welcome to episode 400 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Brother Maul is here with us. Brother Parks is here. Rory is here. E- here erab is here savon the don is here and alex the satisfactory is here uh this is episode 400 it's a really special monumentous moment starting the brownstone i did all the way
Starting point is 00:06:39 to park's house i can't i wanted to continue my trend of not asking you guys how y'all are feeling because for six years I get nothing. That's not true. But because this is episode... I've been bearing my soul for six months. This is why I don't say shit. Yeah, but the streets is saying it's cap. We know all about it.
Starting point is 00:06:59 You're going to pull out a picture of his ass. They're taking fiber pills out of my pocket and I'm capping now? No, this is a cap. This is a capsule of pictures of his ass. Yo, the street says... This man here taking fiber pills out of my pocket and I'm capping now? No, this is a cap. This is a capsule of fiber. Yo, why you don't have a cute little pill case
Starting point is 00:07:12 like the girls have for their birth control? Throw it in my pocket like an addict. Keep the same energy. You got mad pocket on there and all that? Protect your fiber.
Starting point is 00:07:21 That helps though. That helps flush your... Protect your fiber. You want one? No. I'm a man. You're a right shit. I don't need a fiber.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Yes. I don't need a fiber pill. And Parks told us last week that he takes three shits a day. Yeah. Three? Well, you drink a lot of coffee though. Coffee, a lot of... A lot of...
Starting point is 00:07:38 We at 400? I like it. I like it already. Fuck it. Let it go. fuck it Let it go Let it go How y'all doing, man? How y'all doing? How y'all feeling?
Starting point is 00:07:51 What's going on? Good, man, good How was y'all week, huh? Did you wake up reflecting about 400? Damn, look where we took the game I thought about it after we recorded Come on, man, give it to them Give it a dose
Starting point is 00:08:01 Yeah, because some people have been Throwing a clip around when we were at 200 That wasn't that long ago Yeah, so it's like, man 200 shows already to them. Give it to them. Because some people have been throwing a clip around when we were at 200. That wasn't that long ago. Yeah, so it's like 200 shows already? Like 200 episodes already? That was so- Yep, 400 minus 200. Yeah, it's 200.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Hold on. Hold on. I was checking that. I was in school for that part. Nah, I see what you did. I was there. Yo, just 200 episodes ago, we was at 200. It's not with us.
Starting point is 00:08:24 It checks out. It checks out. we was at 200. It checks out. It checks out. I did the math. It checks out. I didn't even peep that. No, I didn't want you to be wrong. Apparently, we can't be wrong or give any misinformation on this podcast, but we're misusing our platform.
Starting point is 00:08:36 So yes, to everyone that is listening, I did the math. It is 200. We are not giving out false information. There you go. Tell me that. I want to shout out to our first and last time listeners. I want to shout out to the greatest app in the world, powered by,
Starting point is 00:08:48 sponsored by, empowered by, enabled by, tolerated by, Cash App. You already know the vibes. Goats. For the 400th episode, man,
Starting point is 00:08:59 let's bring it back to one of our old segments that the guys miss. Our weather report. Come on, man. You took it away from the streets. Mall roker? It's fucking cold, man. There you go. You let Jim Jones take
Starting point is 00:09:13 your weather report? Jim is the best weatherman in the world. And you cop please to it? Nah, that's my nigga. We gotta get in the habit of just telling them what it is. But you don't think there's enough money for all of us out here? You don't think There's enough money For all of us out here Huh You don't think
Starting point is 00:09:26 There's enough money For all of us Those co-exist with the weather Oh absolutely But he's just you know That's what Jim is He's the weatherman He's the fish weatherman
Starting point is 00:09:32 Remember when they used to Take it to your neck of the woods And then Toss it to you Yeah Like why don't you You do Harlem And he'll do Jersey
Starting point is 00:09:39 That'll be dope So we did get snow In New York This week There wasn't a lot of it There was a lot There was a lot of snow You must not have
Starting point is 00:09:47 Shoveled your own shit Cause it was a lot I never shoveled My own That shit was rough Anything There's a lot There's a lot of snow out there
Starting point is 00:09:54 Ghetto Ghetto ass nigga You must not have shoveled Hey Hey We done with that too Where niggas try to make you Feel guilty for your privilege
Starting point is 00:10:05 Nah Nah You do it to me and Rory Every week Well that Yeah Alright It's only fair Joe
Starting point is 00:10:12 It's very true It's only fair Give the whites something Nah they should feel guilty It feels good Nah they should feel guilty Oh okay I should have white guilt
Starting point is 00:10:20 I'm not starting with white guilt And no parts I'm not shoveling my car out. I'm not shoveling snow from in front of my house. I walked right through it in Uggs. That's a vibe too though.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Yeah, I'm gonna walk right through it. Let the snow be there. I got boots. Kicked the shit off my balcony. I was fine. But I mean, no,
Starting point is 00:10:37 we did get like nine to ten inches and I guess that's a lot considering it hasn't really snowed in New York for the past three years. Five years.
Starting point is 00:10:44 It's been a while. Yeah. It felt like the early 2000s. 2000s yeah did anything did you guys celebrate it anyhow did you steer out the window oh this is so pretty this is why I'm here well I will say I went this is why New York is New York I went to the barbershop yesterday and I love barbershop like any logic in the barbershop is my favorite logic sure so they was they was telling me when i was in the chair that they play logic logic was in the barbershop you go to the same barbers logic what song they play what super tree is that they still they still put the dvds i was at super cuts guys all right they definitely played logic then yes uh and they were trying to tell me that because everyone stayed in Like all the pollution went away
Starting point is 00:11:26 So now we're going to get snow Like every other day It'll be like the old days Because we was all inside And like the ozone isn't blocked anymore So that's why we're going to get a lot of snow I didn't think about that And I was like
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yo you right Yeah Sorry if that's misinformation Do your own Googles I'm talking about my barbershop At Supercuts I went to like lemon tree or super cuts one time and it was a girl barber so i didn't want to be like
Starting point is 00:11:53 what's the term misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic so i let it go ahead i didn't feel none of the clippers i was used to. Did you ever have that experience in the barber? She was real gentle with it? None of the clippers she used I had ever felt on my head before. But how did you look after her? How did the line come out?
Starting point is 00:12:14 Like a... I can't. I'm not going to double back on it. I can't do it. A lot of edits. A lot of edits. A lot of edits early. We got it coming in hot. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:12:29 All right, so Eminem. Eminem dropped a doozy. A doozy. He dropped a real doozy this time. Oh, man. You were doosed? The deluxe. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Eminem deluxe album. Yo, I feel like it's a lot of y'all that haven't been with us through the journey of 400 episodes, right? A lot of y'all is new.
Starting point is 00:12:52 A lot of y'all got on just when the billboards went up. A lot of y'all got up when it was hot out there, when it was cool. Then it's a lot of you niggas that really hate me. Y'all couldn't come forward
Starting point is 00:13:03 with the hate. I seen it. I seen did it because it was hot you niggas that really hate me. Y'all couldn't come forward with the hate. I seen it. I seen it. Because it was hot. So I get that. Parks reminded me before this pod started, and I feel like we should remind you guys. This was never the album review podcast. I might take the next two hours to just clear up some misconceptions here.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Yeah, they try to throw that on us. We've reviewed, I think, three albums in the history of... We don't review albums. Hold on. I don't know why y'all put that on us unfairly. What started the hot streak came from you reviewing views. So I can understand how we got hot was you critiquing an album on Adderall. But because you don't take it anymore,
Starting point is 00:13:48 we will not be reviewing anything. Do me a favor. Repeat that sentence one more time. I'll repeat it. I'll repeat it two more times. Yeah, but how we got hot was you reviewing views. I didn't say kept us hot. Because getting hot is easy.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Staying hot is difficult yeah but how we got hot was you reviewing views so let me take this time out to tell you guys that y'all aren't Drake cleared that one up that makes a lot of sense
Starting point is 00:14:21 if anyone is sitting at home saying well he did review views. Sorry. No, that makes sense. You are not. I'm not reviewing your shit. And you don't have more number ones than the Beatles. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:39 You don't have a Lego house of your house. In your house? You don't have a house of your house? Yeah, you don't have a house of of your house? In your house? You don't have a house of your house? Yeah, you don't have a house of your house. Sorry, sorry. And I told you I wasn't coming in here to be the Drake Vengers today because I'm saving my Drake Venger-ness for when Certified Lover Boy comes out next month. So you say it's a classic over.
Starting point is 00:14:56 And I got to get my roster up when that happens. Certified drops. One bitch when Certified Lover Boy drops. Yeah, that title You can't have one Oh god What No I feel you Come on
Starting point is 00:15:11 Eminem Eminem Eminem Eminem Eminem I'm not going You know Maul is Holding his cum in
Starting point is 00:15:15 Or some shit He's holding it For certified lover boys Hey Rory Y'all do got a square Y'all got a square For episode 400 It's coming He keep trying To paint the picture It's true Hey Rory Y'all do gotta square up Y'all gotta square up for episode 400
Starting point is 00:15:25 It's coming He keeps trying to paint the picture Well no He was painting the semen retention picture Rory's right It's a real thing
Starting point is 00:15:33 We don't know when it's coming out Y'all should retent your semen sometimes Retent your semen Yeah sometimes For an album drop
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah Especially for an album drop Everything sounds much clearer trust me saving this one for track three while we're on the top listen i've waited this long i can get through two records while we're on the topic i still haven't quite mastered uh having my fuck game up while holding the semen. I just stopped.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Stopped fucking? Yeah, I just paused. What's that move? I'm mad you just breathed. Stop the pause real quick. But why you stop like that? Come on, man. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Starting point is 00:16:24 All right, all right. Eminem. Music to be murdered by. The deluxe. The B-side. It is out. Yes. Finally, the streets can simmer down.
Starting point is 00:16:35 We got what we were waiting for. Hit it, Rory. What did you think of this masterpiece? Super cuts. Some of y'all don't know I am not allowed to give an honest review
Starting point is 00:16:48 on Eminem y'all just twist all my words anyway so I don't do it anymore yo and I'm not reviewing albums no more let me just say that
Starting point is 00:16:56 I'm tired of coming in here you're not reviewing but you can talk no I'm tired of coming in and making up lies twice a week I am not listening to none of this shit no no you don't listen to rap you listen to rb you'll come in here give an r&b breakdown oh yeah don't let summer
Starting point is 00:17:12 drop something yeah you'll come in that is true yeah or snow because there's no drop tomorrow you're gonna come in here bar for bar you're gonna break the laptop trying to press the air you know that you know that for sure I didn't get a chance to review any any rap music and I see what y'all doing with the deluxes and y'all not gonna get me
Starting point is 00:17:31 uh uh what are they trying to do with the deluxes get more strings just make money oh god the nerve the nerve of a musician trying to make money
Starting point is 00:17:40 off music in a pandemic when they can't tour nah they ain't not making money off mine. Fuck all that. Okay, so you did not buy on iTunes the deluxe of Murder To Be Music. Yesterday morning when I... Murder To Be Music.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Yesterday morning when I... I think we should just call it new albums, though. When it's a full new album. How many records is it? 16. Oh, that's an album. That's a new album. Wait, this is 16 new songs?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Correct. That's an album. That's a new album. That's a new album. Just call it a new album. It's cool. I get it, though. Side B.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I get it. Ain't no tape had room for 80 more minutes on side B. That's true. Listen, I didn't mind the first one out of the post Eminem show drops. I liked the last one. This one was cool. I don't know if I needed a B-side though.
Starting point is 00:18:27 It's pretty good. Could have just let this first one simmer because it was good. I listened to it once but it was pretty good. Yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:33 But they should call it a new album. Is he still rapping about everyone disliking him? Of course he is. It's Eminem. Okay. I mean I get it but we've kind of beat
Starting point is 00:18:42 this one into the ground. Well let's beat it there some more because apparently he had something to say about Snoop's critique that he gave on, I think that was The Breakfast Club, right? Yeah. This is why we don't review albums. And that was when they asked him where he placed Eminem on the top five, on the best rappers of all time list. And Snoop said he wasn't in his top ten.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Correct. Which I don't see wasn't in his top ten. Correct. Which I don't see why people take offense to that. Before we continue, how do y'all feel about that? How do y'all feel about people taking offense to where you placed them in your top ten? That's just artists being sensitive about their craft, which we all know that rappers seem to be more sensitive than any other genre of music or artists.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Well, I have Snoop's quote. Give it to us. You got to look gotta listen what dr dre was always up against he was never like the greatest producer in the world when he was in wa and he was making the greatest music in the world but they wasn't giving him that so when he finally got a chance to get with death row records and have a breath of fresh air some new mcs and a new new light he was definitely going to show his ass and from that point on i feel like dr Dre put his stake down is like I'm the dopest producer in hip-hop I don't give a fuck where you from you can't fuck with me
Starting point is 00:19:51 I can give you my track record and show you better than I could tell you Everything I put out spent off and spent off some tremendous and I started careers that ain't never died So with that being said that we have a great list of producers But they can't say that you ain't put out a nigga from the West and nigga from the Midwest and nigga from the East and all of them successful. Yeah. It's never no long list of, come on, come on, come on, come on. Speaker 2 1 and then the great white rappers had zero respect let's keep that one foul while none he has probably put eminem in a position where he could be labeled as one of the top 10 rappers ever
Starting point is 00:20:35 i don't think so but the game feels like he's top 10 all right and all that that comes with it i'm saying because he's with dr dre and dr dre helped him find the. That's just because he's with Dr. Dre and Dr. Dre helped him find the best Eminem that he could find. Okay. I was trying to hit pause. That was more him bigging up Dre than shitting on him to me.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Because he goes on to describe why he's not in his top 10 because he would put KRS-One and Rakim and Cube and some of the forefathers up so there's not much room on the top 10 for Eminem, which I think... If I'm Em, I'm feeling away by that Snoop quote. But I think Em probably would place Karras one and Rakim and them in his top 10 too.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's not what I would feel away about. Don't tell me that Dr. Dre is the reason that I'm dope and found the best of me, which very well may be true when you could also say that about Snoop. Don't fault me for the same thing that happened with you as well. But they didn't ask Snoop about Snoop.
Starting point is 00:21:32 They asked him about him. I bet Snoop would say the same, Dre had the same impact on him. I say that and I've never come anywhere near being with Dr. Dre. Yo, Dre impacted my career. It's all my life. You just say that as an artist.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Yeah, yeah. But no, I could feel a way of saying this. And I'm with Rory. I can understand him taking offense to it. Yeah, I would. But before you started all this, you was getting to have, before we played that, you was getting to how the whole
Starting point is 00:21:57 responding to some shit you was angry about is overdone. So which side of this fight are you on? I want you to pick one. Pick a side. You don't have to pick a side there's a gray area here you can reply to certain things but the last four albums when you rap way more than any average rapper ever should not all be dedicated to everyone dislikes me now and fuck y'all and how do y'all hate me content since 1997 it was done differently that may be true but and there was some other topics sprinkled in there me now and fuck y'all. That's been his content since 1997. It was done differently. That may be true.
Starting point is 00:22:28 And there was some other topics sprinkled in there. We're getting more and more into the age where they're policing lyrics and verses and what entertainers are able to entertain with. I don't think it's policing. I think it's critiquing. In that case, in this instance, I think it's not
Starting point is 00:22:43 yo, you can't say that it's i don't want to hear that i don't and when you're talking about that i don't understand why people get you know rappers are so offended when another rapper doesn't have them in their top 10 it's a lot of rappers to pull from so if you're not in the top 10 that doesn't mean you don't you're not dope like that's what it means that's not what it means. It's easy for you to say. You're number three. You're number three in different ways. Exactly. Exactly. It's easy for you to say. It goes whole drink and chill.
Starting point is 00:23:09 You hear the lines they're pulling out. Some people just inspire you differently. Well, it's true. I might like Cool G rap more than I like Rakim. I'm not saying that's the case, but it might be, actually. Who are these people to our 18-year-old listeners? Okay, I might like Drake more than I like J. Cole. It doesn't mean that they're not both dope.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Right. You know what I mean? That's a good way of putting it. Yeah. Well, what did y'all think of Em's response to Snoop? I'm sad that on episode 400 we have to open this way. Why? It's a lyrical breakdown.
Starting point is 00:23:37 That's what the streets are looking for. Do you want to wrap it? You should. No, but I'll read it. Okay. And as far as squashing beef. This is not how he said it. I'm used to people knocking me.
Starting point is 00:23:50 But just not in my camp, y'all. Yeah, when it comes from your camp, it hurts a little more. See? That's all. And they didn't ask you the top ten. See, it's not that what he said isn't true. It's that we're in the same camp. Who said it?
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yeah, who said it? Why are you saying this publicly? You're saying that you wouldn't have an issue with that. And when you're not asked that question either. You just said it. Yep, you a full of shit, Parks. You a liar. You're lying.
Starting point is 00:24:11 If Vlad came to interview me and said, all right, what do you think about Parks and what he's doing? And you didn't put me in the top 10. And I said- Well, first he would ask you where you bought your angel dust and who was there.
Starting point is 00:24:22 And are they still there? And the names of all participants and what block it was. and are they still there? Names of all participants and what block it was. And are they still there? Anywhere that I went to buy my angel dust, they could have robbed me whenever they felt like it. Well, send Vlad. I didn't know what was happening.
Starting point is 00:24:34 I didn't know the secret knock. I didn't know the secret knock. Yo. He was over there just... I didn't know the secret... Yo. Yo, man. Yo, her chick got the dust.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Is this where you purchased the dust? Oh, man. What was I saying? I don't remember what we were saying. Because the angel dust is a lot more fun than this shit. So what do y'all want me to say to this? You were talking about Vlad asking you about Parks. Yeah, and if I said
Starting point is 00:25:06 some shit to shit on Parks, he would feel away. It wasn't shit, no. And you would feel away because I'm in the same camp. So even if I felt that way, I could have said those things privately.
Starting point is 00:25:13 I think that's what it is. I think M just feels that way because his color is Snoop. And that's valid. I just, I don't want to hear about you replying to Snoop from the interview
Starting point is 00:25:20 that was however many months ago. They both camping Snooping. All of them. Aftermath. Dre. Snoop is Hip Hop of them. Aftermath. Dre. Snoop is hip hop's uncle. No doubt. All of us.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Absolutely. He made the best rap album of all time to me. He tricked me for years thinking Bow Wow was really his nephew. Dre. The camp of Dre.
Starting point is 00:25:35 There's a relation I guess. Yeah. The camp of Dre. They all come from the same school. It's not like he was in D12. No but they come from the same school. Yeah they're the same. It's the same camp.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Okay. And I'm mad if you say that and no one asked you your top 10. You just said, yo, M is not in my top 10. No one asked Snoop his top 10. I'm going to feel a fucking way. I get it. I understand it. But it's not a diss, though.
Starting point is 00:25:55 It's not a diss to Eminem. Everybody knows Eminem can rap. He's one of the greatest rappers ever. That is solidified. I don't care. He can go on and put out terrible music for the rest of his life. He's still one of the greatest rappers ever.
Starting point is 00:26:06 That's not going to change. But that's why I don't discuss lists with people because I don't tell somebody that they're in my top 15 and they'll be offended. Yeah. Like, what are you offended about?
Starting point is 00:26:14 My top 15 is a tough 15 to crack. So yeah, I keep it to myself. Speaking of, let's get to wait, are y'all done with this? I didn't hear any music. I'm just here to let y'all know that right now. I had a busy day, busy morning.
Starting point is 00:26:25 I didn't hear any music. Next year is my last year potting. Y'all not going to force me to listen to music. There wasn't a lot. Pull up a, oh, Conway Deluxe. Conway Deluxe. Is this a Deluxe Deluxe or a new album Deluxe? Five songs.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Just a Deluxe. Oh, just an EP Deluxe. Yeah, EP Deluxe. Got it, got it, got it got it got it they got some girl on there that went absolutely crazy I don't know her name
Starting point is 00:26:47 some girl wow I apologize they found another look what happens when you go crazy in the booth we won't even know
Starting point is 00:26:53 your name well there's two or three features on the song so I don't know which one she is I've never heard any of them I think her name is 7th Ave Genius
Starting point is 00:26:58 is that her 7th Ave the Genius if that is the case she went absolutely fucking crazy yeah that's a Conway's artist. She's dope. Jay Skies is really dope.
Starting point is 00:27:09 And he has his label, Drumwork. Yeah. So, yeah, those are his artists. Super talented. She went crazy. Did you feel a way about her name? Because you are, in fact,
Starting point is 00:27:16 the 7th Avenue Genius. I'm not from 7th Avenue. No, I'm not. But yeah, Conway, he didn't get enough respect. This album didn't get a lot of respect that I think it deserved for the year. It's in my top five albums of the year. Yeah, it did.
Starting point is 00:27:31 And I understand him putting this deluxe out and adding more records to it just so people kind of go back to it. But this album was really, really dope. And Conway, he's one of the rappers that it's going to be, it's going to have a hard time out rapping Conway. Yeah. He can rap over anything. He had one of the better years rapping too. He would be my top five
Starting point is 00:27:49 for sure. All the rappers that dropped this year had some of the better years from rappers that I've ever heard and all of you guys' projects are in my top five.
Starting point is 00:28:00 That's not what I'm saying. I'll tell you what, I didn't say that. That's what you're saying. I'm exonerating myself. Oh, okay. I'm not fucking with y'all. I agree with tell you what. I didn't say that. That's what you're saying. I'm exonerating myself. Oh, okay. I'm not fucking with y'all. I agree with what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:28:09 No, no, no. No, it's just we were talking about this earlier. Some of the people that dropped in the first half of the year, we forgot. Yeah, it happens a lot. Or there's that recent amnesia thing with the list. The list will end up being September and October. Some people that just heated up in the recent months get a little more. They fare better this time of year.
Starting point is 00:28:30 So it's not that I'm mocking you, but it's like, I don't, this year has been one big blur for me. Facts. I have been indoors for most of the year and not many albums have stayed with me. I'll be honest. Even all the albums That are on the list They didn't really stay with me Not because they weren't
Starting point is 00:28:49 Amazing projects But just because of the year For me And not only that Music comes out every week True It's hard to keep going back To something that came out
Starting point is 00:28:58 In February In November, December This beat out list This nigga's just Throwing names around Yeah It's some valid names There's some Yeah. It's some valid names. No, there's some valid names in there.
Starting point is 00:29:06 There's some valid names in there. But there's a couple. There's a couple names on it. It's like, ah. But there's some valid names on there, though. And it's, again. Give me the valid names. Freddie.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Conway. Benny. Oh, Jesus. No? Yes. Okay. Baby. A little baby.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Russ. I'm not mad at either of them. Yeah. Stove at either Stove God Stove God for sure Nas Yeah Those are Yo you know what my problem is
Starting point is 00:29:32 Already with this I'm trying to avoid a rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Alright you suit me up You convince me
Starting point is 00:29:40 Keep in mind You put the battery in my back Keep in mind What he's basing it off of. Skill, performance, and presence. Ma, let me just say what I'm saying, and then you reply. Presence? That's a real thing, though.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Presence? Was he there? Listen to B-Dawg. Hold up. Look, the name of this list is the 10 best rappers of 2020. I got a problem already. 10 of you niggas didn't body the year. rappers of 2020. I got a problem already. 10 of you niggas didn't body the year. You didn't.
Starting point is 00:30:10 That's not what he's saying, though. He's just saying the 10 best. I'm saying 10 of y'all didn't have the greatest of years. I don't care how great the album sounds. Like, we got to stop changing. I'm ran now. We got to stop changing. What would you base it off of?
Starting point is 00:30:23 But you're changing the list. You're changing the name of it. When Rowdy Rich was on the chart for 97 weeks, we sat here like, God damn, he's still there. This nigga won't leave the charts. Well, this is best. I just switched it to hot, but I'm just saying. Same premise.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Like, for you to be the best, you you to be the best you have to be the best over a over a period of the year not just when you pop out you the best because too many of us are great for that roy's popped out he was the best conway pops out he's the best benny pops out he's the best freddie give drop probably twice a year or every whatever he's dropped he's the best like no who is consistently the best for the year? And by this list, get this list the fuck out of here, man.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Sorry. I'm sorry, buddy. The top three put out multiple projects. I'm sorry. Some of those names were right, though. I hear what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:31:17 No, the first three are right. Correct. Russ put out a couple projects, right? I think just one. Put out an album and then the other joint. Let's double check that. Let's double check that.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Let's fact check that. Did he? Again, 2020 is a blur, so some things may be in 2019. I don't really know. I mean, but you can't be mad at Nas being on there. He's nominated for a Grammy. I thought that album was great. I think he should be on this list.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Yeah. I can be mad at that. No, you can't. Not best rapper. Not mad because his album. And I'm nominated for best rap album. His album is one of the best albums that came out this year. Yeah, so you got to be.
Starting point is 00:31:44 He has to be on the best rappers of 2020. No, he only put out one out this year. Yeah so you gotta be he has to be on the best rappers of 2020. No he only put out one album this year. Oh there was a deluxe I don't know if that counts. Well we moved the goal post from M to Conway
Starting point is 00:31:52 I thought that was hilarious where we killed M for doing it and then said nah the Conway album was so good we have to bring people back to it and he can rap over
Starting point is 00:31:59 everything he's rapping so much in a good way. I didn't say that because I want nothing to do with the deluxes. We moved the goal post I don't give a fuck. How about that? There's some people I want to hear a deluxe and there's't say that because I want nothing to do with the Deluxes. We move the goalposts. I don't give a fuck. How about that?
Starting point is 00:32:06 There's some people I want to hear a Deluxer and there's most people I do not want to hear. And I don't like the way Shady did Conway, so how about that? I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Yeah. There you go. You throw the five names in 2020 before you got the little baby's name? No. Thank you. He would be high.
Starting point is 00:32:22 He would have to be. But, okay. Respectfully. Listen, hold up. Respectfully. Big okay. Respectfully. Listen, hold up. Respectfully. Big Sean. Respectfully. Respectfully.
Starting point is 00:32:29 I'm just saying. Of course, respectfully. Respectfully. Friend of the show. Friend of the pull-up. Friend of everything. Respectfully. Respectfully, he should not be on the top ten.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Who would you put there instead of Big Sean? I was just about to ask. Ransom. Who replaces him? If we're going off performance and skill, R skill ransom should absolutely be on the top all right respectfully respectfully that's where the term presence comes in to us yes ran oh we got one now okay let's go of course you got me rory and i and i have to walk around the streets of jersey city every single day anymore so i going to watch my fucking words. Not anymore. You know his name is Duffel, right?
Starting point is 00:33:08 Ran, I fuck with you. I love your music and think you should be on the list this year for sure. But when you're going on the present shit, that is just a numbers thing. That's the third thing that he listed. That's the third thing he listed. Parks said something to Rory and Rory started copping pleas to Ran. Rory, talk to Parks. Don't talk to Ran.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I live right off Montgomery. So because Ran was low on the third thing. Good point. But high in the first two. First of all, that's not saying skill is number one, performance number two, presence number three. That's just how it's in a sentence. So he excelled in two of the three things. Sure.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Above almost everybody on this list. Okay. Presence is a big thing when it comes to top. Fuck out of here. Best rappers of 2020 MVP. Nah. How does presence not matter? It matters.
Starting point is 00:33:54 If you want to be one of the best, your presence isn't. It absolutely matters. I'm vegan. I'm vegan. I'm vegan. I'm vegan. I'm vegan.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I'm vegan. I'm vegan. But if your first category is skill, and your second category is performance, that tells me that those things are the first two things that you're waiting for. All right, Parks. If that's the case, and I'm not saying this about ranch. I want to jump.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Jump. No, no. Let me finish. All right. If I walk outside and go right down the block and find someone that has the best skill and performance on that street corner, yet no one fucking heard it, should I tell BDOT they should put him on the top ten list?
Starting point is 00:34:24 Oh, you're not walking down Montgomery no more. I'm not talking about Rand. I said around the corner. Parks doesn't live in Jersey City. I don't. I don't. I just want to add a little caveat. Please.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Toward Rory's point, but I'm not in this. Technically, presence is cousins with performance. Performance doesn't have so much to do with skill Where I agree Ran had a better year than most people Absolutely On the skill side Without question What does performance mean?
Starting point is 00:34:55 How well you perform the record that you wrote That's what I would think How well Say that again How well you perform the record that you wrote. Also, your performance on the record. Also, how your records perform. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Right? Absolutely. And that has to go hand in hand with presence. Am I off? Absolutely. What's the difference between presence and performance? That's what I said. Your presence is felt.
Starting point is 00:35:25 See, what is presence? Tell me. Well, presence has two things. It's a tangible and intangible. Your presence is just being felt in the culture. People talking about your shit. Your records are all over the place. People are playing it.
Starting point is 00:35:35 They're getting playlisted everywhere. Wouldn't that be performance? And then there's just straight up... Y'all definition of performance? The numbers. Then it's just straight up numbers that are tangible. Well, this is the definition here. Let's look it up.
Starting point is 00:35:46 The state or fact of existing, occurring. All right, we can't do this. We don't. But no, I do think- Yes, we exist. I do think adding that presence term changes it just from these are the 10 best rappers that rap the best and make the best rap music. And also-
Starting point is 00:36:03 Presence changes. Let's leave ransom alone. Hey, I, let's leave Ransom alone. Who's your skilled? Hey, hey, hey, I'm about to really get you mad now if you're mad at the Ransom shit. If we're going off of presents, then why is Stove God cooks up here? Well, that would be my argument about...
Starting point is 00:36:17 Exactly. And I love Stove God. Stove God, friend of the show. Friend of the best rap albums of the year. Absolutely. He had one of the best rap albums of the year by far by far I agree
Starting point is 00:36:27 skill definitely skill and some of performance a lot of performance performance is his shit yeah like the way he raps shit I am not mad
Starting point is 00:36:37 as to God being one of the 10 best rappers of 2020 he absolutely should be on this list absolutely and I think the presence thing there is
Starting point is 00:36:42 when that reasonable drought dropped the presence was felt is when that reasonable drought dropped, the presence was felt. Where's Royce in the studio? He's recording right now. Let's leave the underground people because we're going to argue over performance and presence all day. Where's Royce?
Starting point is 00:36:56 He had performance, presence, and skill above Big Sean. I would say above Drake. Drake didn't put out much music this year. He put out a B-side. We're not going to talk about Royce because he's not on Roc Nation. And that might be the... That might be the...
Starting point is 00:37:13 What? What? What? What is that? What? Nothing. I forgot half of us are on Roc Nation. We haven't mentioned
Starting point is 00:37:25 One Rock Nation artist Yeah What's that talking about That's not I didn't say that y'all Mentioned one I'm just saying Oh you're saying
Starting point is 00:37:31 Beat up With Royce having done What he's done this year Yeah With that album With Eminem's first album What it meant Grammy nominated
Starting point is 00:37:40 That The Grammy nom And probably more More important than all that To me That L.A. Leakers freestyle. Yeah. See, because that should count for something. That's performance.
Starting point is 00:37:51 That's all three, actually. Yeah, facts. I think it's a slap in the face. And boy, am I, I told him this morning, boy, am I glad that I've retired from music. Because today, I would be feeling like you niggas feel. You niggas that bust your ass all year.
Starting point is 00:38:08 I know what it's like to rhyme some of those schemes to come up with that stuff. Just for the end of the year the consumers to be like it's alright but I mean the cadence of it.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Royce had a great year. This freestyle was a clinic. Yeah. And I can't even get too much in his bag because I'm biased. I was in a group with the guy. What do you want me to say? Yeah. And every name that you say here is going to be deserving to me.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I'm not in the spot where we're going to argue over who did what. And this year, if you were able to perform and deliver at a high level, which all these gentlemen did, salute to you. I'm not doing that today. This nigga win. He shouldn't win. I'm not doing that. But 10 is a lot.
Starting point is 00:38:55 10 is a lot. My best 10. I don't like it. I don't like it. Oh, you don't like the 10? Yeah, I don't like it. Okay. Because it takes away from what the 5 did.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Okay. If you're stretching this to ten, by the time you get to ten, we might as well get to twelve and fifteen. If we're going to acknowledge what some of these people did, we have to acknowledge what some other people did. Should I take it a step further and get down to three? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:22 No, but I'm not mad at ten because you acknowledge people. Again, a lot of people probably wouldn't even be speaking about Stove Guard Yeah No but I'm not mad at Tim Because you acknowledge people Again A lot of people probably Wouldn't even be speaking About Stove God Hey Is there a Rap Genius List
Starting point is 00:39:31 I'm sure they liked Everybody If there's a Rap Genius list Everyone's got a list Please pull it up I'm sure Rap Genius Put everyone on the list We love you all
Starting point is 00:39:42 I saw a Rob Markman And Royce interview Where Rob Markman Told Royce interview where Rob Markman told Royce he was the greatest. So he has to be on the list in a year where he performed like one of the greatest. And he presenced.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Absolutely. And he skilled. Royce presenced. He presenced. He skilled. And he performed. Performed and did. Performed and did. He performed and did. Alright, I guess Genius didn't have a list. No, no list yet. All right, we'll see.
Starting point is 00:40:10 We'll see. It might have just been a Rob Markman list that he jotted down. Yeah, he definitely, now, Royce is on the list now, for sure, after this. And listen, we are going to do a JVP year-end wrap-up so we can argue about some of these things in full length. I think we should do five, three or five. I don't think 10 of you niggas had the greatest year. I don't.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Well, that's subjective. I know. That's why I said I. Everyone else can think whatever they want. At three I feel like you leave Less room for people To get butt hurt about it
Starting point is 00:40:47 Nah I feel like There's more room Nah there's more room But I don't give a fuck Who gets butt hurt No it's not I don't care about that either But at three
Starting point is 00:40:56 It's like That's why I'm not mad at Tim Because if you just go three You don't even mention Stove God And he absolutely Deserves to be mentioned I think he would be mentioned In my third
Starting point is 00:41:04 Top three? Yeah His album His album was top three Album of the year for me Absolutely I'm not mad at that I'm not mad at it No question You don't even mention Stove God And he absolutely deserves To be mentioned I think he would be mentioned In my third Top three? Yeah His album was the top three album Of the year for me Absolutely I'm not mad at that I'm not mad at that No question
Starting point is 00:41:09 I'm not mad at that So you have six albums In your top three I'm not mad at that No Alright I'm just keeping count I'm not mad at that
Starting point is 00:41:18 I'm talking about albums I actually listened to More than one time I'm with you I'm with you on that I'm with you on that That album is incredible. That's an incredible album
Starting point is 00:41:26 he put out this year. We're going to have a lot more fun when we come up with the 10 R&B acts that killed shit. Was there 10 though? No.
Starting point is 00:41:34 I started my lists but I haven't narrowed them down. And if we narrow it down to three that's going to be tough. That Conway album is crazy. I don't know if there's 10. 10 is tough in the year 2020. It's the only year.
Starting point is 00:41:44 10 what? R&B? 10 anything in 2020. That's a lot of shit man 10 10 is tough in the year 2020 It's the only year 10 what R&B? 10 anything in 2020 That's a lot of shit man 10 is only two weeks I'm not listening to none of this shit Listen no But last night when I tried to buy music It's the first time
Starting point is 00:42:00 That I acknowledged Alright the industry shut down And I'm putting albums out I see what's going on It's the same song. Stop there. Like, okay. I got it. I'm ready for January. Ransom dropped another one. Him and
Starting point is 00:42:11 Nicholas Craven. Conway, Deluxe. Royce Deluxe. That was, I think, almost it. Division put out a record, Blessings. Armani put out a single that I like a lot. Shout out to E. That record is great. Oh, the Too Short E40 thing. I think that's a dope thing that they do. We're going to talk about that. Imani, I'm going to call you about that cover art.
Starting point is 00:42:30 That wasn't it for you? No. I said I'm going to call him about the cover art. That doesn't mean that a bad statement is coming. It actually does. It definitely does. It usually does. Every time you got to call somebody. Every time you got to call somebody. I didn't lie. Every time you got to call somebody.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Every time you got to call somebody. Because you don't call nobody. A phone call is usually bad news. Yeah, Texas. There's no way you're calling E and say, yo, I really dug that picture of you. There's no way you're going to do that. Come on, Rory.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Earthgang drop. Tell the people. I like this song. Earthgang Wale. Options. It's a great record. This is new? Yeah, it just came out.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I didn't hear it. They were giving us snippets all week. fuck we're game though I do too they're really dope their album would be in my top ten I have my top ten list you want me to go through it yeah yes in which I will well give me give me the time give me give the last five There's a whole show Give me six through ten It'll be the teaser Y'all trying to steal Park Sauce early Yeah it's cool
Starting point is 00:43:27 Letting that happen Wait we're gonna take This info and do something Yeah What are we gonna do We're gonna copy my shit From his list And be like yeah
Starting point is 00:43:33 Yo I was feeling that Nah nah don't do that It's cool Mo what number St. John is on your list Of albums this year It's high He had a really dope album
Starting point is 00:43:42 He did have a dope album What's higher than one Gotta think right Does that go on the R&B list You think It's high. He had a really dope album. He did have a dope album. What's higher than one? Gotta think, right? Does that go on the R&B list? You think? Yes. And the rap list, right? I go back and forth, man.
Starting point is 00:43:52 And the exec list. It's trap. It's trap, but it's... More on the exec list. It's trap soul. It's trap drums, so... That shit is R&B. Do you think he was influenced by Kid Cudi?
Starting point is 00:44:07 I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it. I'm sick of y'all. I wouldn't doubt it. I never asked him that, but I wouldn't doubt it. That nigga never even heard of Kid Cudi. He definitely heard of Kid Cudi. How do you know?
Starting point is 00:44:17 Call him. He definitely heard of him. Call him. He definitely heard of Kid Cudi. Call him. Call him right now. Is St. John trying to make his way up
Starting point is 00:44:26 the sniper list? Shh. Let me tell you something about St. John. Shh. He got, listen. Nobody want to have the real talk, though.
Starting point is 00:44:33 No, no, we got to have the real talk. I just asked the regular, is he? Just know. That's what I'm asking. Just know he keep camouflage under the eyes.
Starting point is 00:44:40 You know what niggas with the camouflage? So you can't see them in the wood? Yeah, that's safe for sure. No, no, I know. I was in the bathroom oiling my chest up.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This little move? Nah, nigga. I went right to Al3 and Acme. Got the gel, the oil, anything that's shiny. Like a horse?
Starting point is 00:45:02 Yeah, it ain't gonna just be in the horse. All these my moves. Walked in the seat. Where do you keep the saint? Yeah, it ain't gonna just be in the horse. All these my moves. Walked into Seagate's, where do you keep the saint? Yeah, no, he up there for sure. This nigga busted moves.
Starting point is 00:45:10 I gotta get these moves. You can't do that if you ain't got baby oil all over you. It certainly helps. I only do that in bed. I gotta do it like... Standing up?
Starting point is 00:45:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little different standing up. Everyone looks better laying down. Hopefully. What do you think my biggest record was? Your biggest record? Let's just move on.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Let's just move on. Let's just get out of this. Give me a minute. Let's just... Let's move right on. I do want to... Before we leave albums, shout out to Zombie and Pat
Starting point is 00:45:42 from Tone 1 for getting a beat on Em's album. And to B-Works for doing the hook on Zeus. Shout out to Zombie and Pat.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Yeah, Pat's on there. Shout out to Pat. Shout out to Zombie. For the early, early, early JVP listeners, Pat was the guy we were always yelling at.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Yes. It's my guy. It's my guy, Pat. Yeah, shout out to Pat. That's a great dude. That's a big dude. Yo, we got a versus
Starting point is 00:46:04 for you. Figured it out Joe Oh here we go Y'all gonna love this one A.E. More Joe More
Starting point is 00:46:13 Listen But this is the one I promise this is the one I put an end to this segment Nah this is the one And it's not a segment The coach needs this one They don't
Starting point is 00:46:21 It's you versus Smiles and Southstar Who you could beat In a versus Biggs I mean Cause you can't beat The Colts and Kneezers won. They don't. It's you versus Smiles and South Star. Who you can beat in a versus? Biggs. Because you can't beat none of the dope. Maul can't beat Biggs. You can't beat none of the dope hype men.
Starting point is 00:46:35 I'm not a hype man. You're right. So what would be your battle? I don't know. You're not even the dopest right-hand man in hip-hop. Think about it. Mad right-hand men doper than you. If y'all couldn't tell, Rory's on the Hawks.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Just trying to give him a little taste of the smile. Just in case you couldn't tell who was controlling the Hawks. It was just background. It was a bed. It's Rory. In the business, we call that a bed. Yeah, that's like when you walk in a good hotel and you just hear it. It ain't bumping, but you hear the music. Anybody figure out their New Year's Eve plans yet or
Starting point is 00:47:09 no? Yeah, I did, but I don't know if I'm allowed to say them. Why you look at me when you ask about New Year's plans? I say to anybody. Okay. No, I don't have nothing. I'm going to go see my pops. You got to keep that one out. No plans. Keep it light. Still trying to roll with that one. You got to keep that one up. No plans.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Keep it light. Still trying to figure it out. Social distancing in the crib. Probably drink a little champagne, you know. Yeah. Something light. I'll see Tamanti. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:34 With my team. Couple bottles of Andre. Still trying to work out the orgy. Race heating up more? Is it heating up for you? No. It's not. More racers than you thought.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Damn. A lot of people competing. They're fast. This year's draft class is out of control. Athletes, they are. A lot of people pro ready. Duke had a great year. I see a lot of participants Whose games should benefit
Starting point is 00:48:06 From the spacing Yeah In the professional In the pro league A lot of space A lot of games developing Woo Yeah
Starting point is 00:48:14 Yeah Now you right Yo we say all that I can see Niggas on New Year's Eve Right in the house Right in the house Bored and beat
Starting point is 00:48:21 Alone and lonely Right in the fucking house Christmas shopping anyone? Christmas shopping? Christmas shopping? Christmas shopping? I did a little bit online Look nothing Nobody got a thing
Starting point is 00:48:29 People still do that? Yeah I wish we would stop doing it Amazon will have shit In your house Before you finish paying the car That is true Like shit nigga be like
Starting point is 00:48:38 At the door I'm like fam I'm still cleaning my car That went through? Yeah how fast Do y'all delivering this shit? Love Amazon. You didn't buy
Starting point is 00:48:48 nothing, Joe? No. You got a guy that does that for you? It's like shoveling? I mean, Savon went and bought something.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Let's slow down. Let's slow down. Let's really unpack Christmas shopping first. I didn't know who's Christmas shopping anymore. Christmas shopping.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Huh? Unwrap. Listen, Christmas is for kids. Only kids should get gifts. We're all adults. Go pay your
Starting point is 00:49:08 fucking bills and make the kids happy. Yeah. I'm with Rory on that. Kids only. Unless you want
Starting point is 00:49:15 to give me something. I'm going to continue to remember what you do when they get something you didn't get them. That's tough.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Say thank you. You should just look at the shit for a while like damn you ain't I mean damn you put me look what you did. Shit's still in the mail. That's what I Say thank you. You should just look at the shit for a while like, damn, you ain't even, I mean, damn, you put me, look what you did. That shit's still in the mail.
Starting point is 00:49:28 That's what I always give them. Hit Amazon. They'll have it in Amazon. That shit should have been here days ago. Yo, let me get the tracking number. Oh, the pandemic. Let me check the tracking. Everyone's mailing stuff this time of year.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Oh, the snowstorm. From last week. Shit is backed up. I live in LA. Yeah. What'd you want again? time of year. Oh, the snowstorm. From last week. It is backed up. I live in LA. What you want again? Now listen, I want to continue this segment about
Starting point is 00:49:53 what y'all was talking about Amazon. And I just want to remind y'all that crime is up and the streets are broke. There's a lot of y'all
Starting point is 00:50:04 in those walk-up buildings in the Bronx. Oh, the packages are arriving. They're leaving the packages by the radiator on the first floor. That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:50:12 And I'm walking by starving. I can get in there. Yeah. I got a box cutter on me. I can get, I got a butter knife on me. Why?
Starting point is 00:50:21 Why? No butter, no butter in sight. I've had a Ring camera for about six months and on the Ring camera app it has a timeline of everything in the neighborhood. And for six months, at least 25 times a day, I watch people post
Starting point is 00:50:33 all my packages were stolen at my front door. How have you guys not gotten the hint yet? Now, listen. They're robbing the Amazon trucks. They're following the FedEx trucks. No. Not the packages from the truck. They're robbing the Amazon trucks. They're following the FedEx trucks. No. Not the packages from the truck. They're robbing the truck.
Starting point is 00:50:51 They're just taking the whole shit? I'm telling you, yeah. Wow. They're taking, they're getting the driver, they're politely escorting him outside of the driver's seat. Of course, like gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Like gentlemen. Helping him over to Snowbank. They're not animals. And then they are taking off with the truck and they're taking it wherever they're taking it. And that's got to be a nice come up if you get the right Amazon truck. You take a whole Amazon truck while it's loaded? Rory is saying that they're stealing FedEx trucks as well? They're following the FedEx truck down city blocks, and they'll just wait for the FedEx guy to get out, put a package down.
Starting point is 00:51:25 He'll drive off, and then they'll go take for the FedEx guy to get out, put a package down, he'll drive off and then they'll go take the package and bring it the other way. Here's another one that may only be in New York stealing mail
Starting point is 00:51:35 is fucked up. Hell yeah. That's terrible. You don't know what people are waiting on. That's some real shit. It might be some medicine. Oh, you're talking
Starting point is 00:51:43 to the criminals with hearts. No, I'm just talking in general. Criminals with hearts exist. talking to the criminals with hearts. No, I'm just talking in general. Criminals with hearts exist. The fuck is he talking about? No, I'm just talking in general. You never know what someone's waiting for in the middle. Nigga, I don't care. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:51:53 I'm taking a check. That's why I said it's fucked up, though. Well, no. Listen, this next one is fucked up. And I just learned this. I just learned this a few days ago, y'all. Maybe I'm far removed from the streets. You are.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Which is good i'm hearing in new york that they're robbing the uh est ems ems who's the ambulance guy that got to come to you when you ems yeah or emt i think it's the em. But EMS is who they work for maybe? Well, they're robbing those guys for their belt. What's on their belt? They're calling. They're saying, hey, someone's hurt. And then when dude gets there, they're taking all of the health shit or whatever the life preservation shit that they have on them, and they're robbing them, and they're selling this stuff in the streets.
Starting point is 00:52:45 I did not even know that there was a market for this stuff. Sick fucking place. Oh, EMTs robbed at gunpoint while responding to fake 911 call. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Wow. That's what we used to allegedly do to the Chinese delivery guy until the real street niggas took it too far and started killing them. Yeah, that's unnecessary.
Starting point is 00:53:02 They ruined that one. Yeah, we used to get the Chinese delivery guy Yeah, it's a couple hundred dollars, man. Yeah, we ordered $200 worth of chicken wings and fried rice. Yeah, that's unnecessary. They ruined that one. Yeah, we used to get the Chinese for a couple hundred dollars. Yeah, we ordered $200 worth of chicken wings and fried rice. He got that shit hanging on the handlebars. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:11 We'd just jump out and let him have it. Yeah, we... Look at those. We used to do that all the time. Mine and Maul's generation is the reason why the Chinese delivery guys started telling you over the phone, don't carry cash.
Starting point is 00:53:25 That's a fact. Don't carry cash. That's a fact. Don't carry cash. Yes. Nigga, ride your ass over here on this bike. Well, we used to get general souls and money. Oh, my God. And a good laugh when they used to scurry away. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Just beat them up. Don't kill them. Just punch them up a little bit. Yeah, no. Punch them up. Punch them up a little bit. Rough them up. Punch them up. Yeah. Yeah, no. Punch him up. Punch him up a little bit. Rough him up. Punch him up.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Yeah. Yeah, so I'm just telling y'all to be careful out there. Christmas, holidays. Shout out to all the EMTs. Dude just broke. Dude just doing what they got to do. Please be careful. Please be careful out there.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, it's rough. People told me this time of year, man. I saw a video a few weeks ago I made to come here and talk to y'all about. It was a white kid, of course. And he was filming himself. I'm offended.
Starting point is 00:54:10 He was filming himself. He was in a real nice neighborhood. I don't remember the neighborhood. But you know how we all have been to a nice neighborhood and looked at the beautiful house and said, I wonder what that person does for a living? He was filming himself going up to the beautiful houses, knocking on the door, and asking the people what they did for a living. That is strictly a white thing that's what I was saying that's not a bad idea
Starting point is 00:54:30 for a little show though if you're white if yeah that's white privilege oh the kid has to be white if I do that I'm not making
Starting point is 00:54:37 do that in this outfit no no no and let me tape that no no no can I film that the cops will be there one house it will actually just be cops yeah yeah the show alright now Can I throw that? The cops will be there. One house. It will actually just be cops.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Yeah, yeah. The show. All right, now what were we getting into before my rant of nothingness? Because that was a rant. Well, it was a rant encouraging people to be safe. Yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Yes, and not rob Chinese delivery people. I think we're saluting Savon and his... Hey, wait a minute, you guys. You got moving on. You got the Good Times theme song in there? I don't. He's moving on up. What is the rap song celebration for when you get your own apartment?
Starting point is 00:55:18 Juicy. I'm in. It works. I'm in. Hey, I'm not mad at you. No, no, no. I'm in. Savon, you got a microphone I'm not mad at you No no no I'm in Savon you got a microphone
Starting point is 00:55:26 You can join us Yes sir What's going on Joe Man mad juicies You're nasty You're a freak There we go This is the juicy
Starting point is 00:55:36 I'm looking for What y'all do When a bitch pussy too good Cry Tell her Cry Gotta cry In front of her What y'all do when a bitch pussy too good? Cry? Tell her. Cry. Gotta cry. In front of her?
Starting point is 00:55:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you put your head like on her neck while you're having sex and just like cry. She can't let her see you. Like, don't let her see you. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. So you are letting them know when you think it's too good. Yeah, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:02 How many of those do you give out? Like, you don't loosely give them out, right? No, only when it's it's too good. Yeah, hell yeah. How many of those do you give out like you don't loosely give them out, right? No, only when it's really, really good. If you say it like confidently and straight sentence through, you're lying. Yeah, no. When you can't get the words out and like you're beside yourself, that's when it's too good. Yeah, when it's just yo.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Yo. When you get off and you step back and look at him. He's just like, yo. We've been walking around with that This nigga's such an old nigga Yo you've been walking around with that right there You've been walking around with that
Starting point is 00:56:35 That been here the whole time That's great yo You've been walking around with that Wait Alright Save on Yup Fuck all you hoes Get a grip That's great, yo. You been walking around with that? Wait. All right. Savant. Yup. Fuck all you hoes.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Get a grip, man. I never heard that part of Jiu-Jitsu. Really? Why are you talking about that? Fuck all you hoes? Get a grip. What are you listening to? The edited version?
Starting point is 00:56:56 Maybe. Fuck clean. Fuck all you hoes. Fuck all you hoes. Get a grip, man. To his first single. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:03 This album is dedicated. Episode 400. This episode is dedicated. Episode 400. This episode is dedicated. Who you dedicate this to, Saban? T.I. Dedicated to T.I. To 400. I said T.I.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Did you say T.I.? I said to y'all. It sounded like T.I. Let to y'all sound like to y'all and not T.I., all right? To y'all. No. Actually, say to me don't sound like T.I. at all. I don't even know how funny that is
Starting point is 00:57:25 if you say to Joe Budden Joe Rogan there you go Joe Rogan what Joe Rogan wait what
Starting point is 00:57:31 Joe Rogan Rory my nigga oh Rory my nigga don't say that nigga shut up now a lot of you guys
Starting point is 00:57:40 have been there with us from the very start man and we are really appreciative of it you guys have been there with us from the very start man and we are really appreciative of it you guys have offered us grace patience kindness have they some of them they've been pretty fucking mean to me I'll get you shit off tell no go ahead I dedicated to the fans you guys fucking assholes you guys have fucking assholes you guys have offered us grace kindness patience love joy hate hate insults insults for sure insults mischaracterizations misrepresentations uh death threats false narratives lies yeah a lot of death threats this year death threats uh
Starting point is 00:58:23 threats of cancellation yeah a lot of threats of cancellation a lot of death threats this year. Death threats. Threats of cancellation. Yeah. A lot of threats of cancellation. A lot of people telling you about yourself. That too. When they haven't ever met you. Yeah. But for episode 400, there are some things that we need to celebrate.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Right? And I think one of those things is the glue to this podcast. Elmer's, if you will. I'll take it. From Elmhurst. Elmer's from Elmhurst. One of the guys that this podcast could not possibly do without. One of the more important pieces to this pod, things really seemed to have come together
Starting point is 00:59:07 when he came on board. Went behind my back and asked Ian for a raise. We're talking about Erickson, of course. Well, the episode 10, I expect. Things really changed When E got here Nothing less I did want to come on here And talk about Erickson
Starting point is 00:59:29 Asking for his raise Boy did he really Hit it out the park Hey E I feel you Hey man I feel you Listen
Starting point is 00:59:37 It's because of him We gotta be careful We look illustrious every week It affects us No Stop asking for raises Look illustrious Look I gotta give it to E, man.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Roy dead ass. Roy dead ass. It affects us. Mo, comes off the profit we make from the podcast. I got to really be. After expenses. Got to really be careful about these creator rants. Start a fire of the cameraman.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Watch what you're talking to, my nigga. He went crazy on the double up. He deserves this extra camera here, a gadget of some more wires. Something's happening. These creator rants are jamming me up. I'm trying to pay people before the year's up for my album, and one of the producers
Starting point is 01:00:21 was like, oh, what about that creator rant? I thought we were paying the creators. I was like, man, you'll get it in January. Relax. Your niggas tried to say that to me too. I was like, nah, you got to work your way toward that one. You're not at that level yet where the creator gets paid. But Savon
Starting point is 01:00:37 got a raise and when I inquired, first of all, a raise in a pandemic, man. Talk about God. It's a raise. And when I inquired, first of all, a raise in a pandemic, man. Talk about God. Yeah, God is good, man. Talk about, and Joe. It's a blessing, Joe.
Starting point is 01:00:50 And Joe's good, too. But listen. Joe's good. Why did you need this raise? Well, I needed a raise. Aside from the hard work, of course. The hard work is first. Because Dad, we can't put a price.
Starting point is 01:01:04 No, that's actually what you put a price on the work that he does. That was the foundation. Tell us about it. But nah, just to be a little bit closer in action. Wait, wait, wait. See? Stop, stop, stop.
Starting point is 01:01:18 I'm not doing this with you right now. Yeah, yeah. You seen it? Y'all don't feel him right now? He snuck in Just needed to be closer For us It benefits us Savon
Starting point is 01:01:29 Is getting his own apartment now He's moving out of his mom's House With his aunts and cousins in them Whole bunch of niggas in that house Whole bunch of niggas in his house Whole bunch of niggas in that house Yeah
Starting point is 01:01:43 How does it feel It feels good I can't lie It feels like It's what's the worst? Whole bunch of niggas in his house. Whole bunch of niggas in that house, yeah. How does it feel? It feels good. I can't lie. It feels like it's good. It's like a weight is off my shoulder, honestly. For sure. Wait till you get that rent check.
Starting point is 01:01:55 It's a new weight. It's a whole different weight. The weight is off his shoulders. When you're responsible for now. Now, your shoulders look a little light today. Yeah, yeah. It looked like shoulders look more at peace. Wait till Bob's just doing your laundry and cooking you food, yeah. It looked like that. Yeah, the way you was walking, your shoulders look more at peace. Wait till mom's just doing your laundry and cooking you food every day.
Starting point is 01:02:08 It's a different way. They got COVID deals right now. So you can get a few months for your rent. Oh, you throw for that? Oh, you want to be on your ass for six months? It's a few months free of rent.
Starting point is 01:02:17 So, you know, I tried to finesse the best I could. Okay, but eventually those months are going to subside. But you got to stack. You stack. Oh, stack. You ask for the raise.ide. But you got to stack. You stack. Oh, stack. You ask for the raise.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Got you. And then you stack. Oh, you're not getting another raise. Wait, you hear him? You stack. You stack. Oh, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:35 The JBN, JVP, y'all been great to me, man, for sure. So now, I only brought this up. I didn't want to bring it up so you could tell us that we've been great to you. We know that. We want to make fun of you. That's 400 episodes in. Why would you say that? Now, this up. I didn't want to bring it up so you could tell us that we've been great, too. We know that. We want to make fun of you. That's 400 episodes in. Why would you say that? Shut up.
Starting point is 01:02:48 We're bringing this up because this is a really important moment. You get in your own crib and for the first time in a long time, being able to fuck women and make noise during the sex. It's a milestone in life. You're liberating that freedom are you sure you do you know what it's like to fuck in any room you'd like that I like no I don't just a hotel at any like just when it comes when that feeling comes over you you could just grab a thigh and just look right now we could fuck right in this
Starting point is 01:03:21 kitchen never had that actually in it I'll you, it doesn't go like that. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. It does for like a week. How does it go? Whoever you're fucking, they're going to realize that y'all haven't fucked
Starting point is 01:03:32 anywhere else in the apartment before you and they're going to say, hey, why do we keep only fucking in the bed? Why do we dad that I've been fucked somewhere else?
Starting point is 01:03:39 And say, I'm looking forward to it. I fucked the best here. This is where I get my grip. And Savon is at that age where he's probably dealing with women that would ask the question, how many other girls have been in this bed? Oh, for sure. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Number one question on the list. For real? Grow up. I hate it. I hate it. So now, I was inquiring how you were going to get these young harlots over to your crib. No, no, no. Let's start with where he's moving
Starting point is 01:04:05 we have to give an address or a neighborhood but we can give a general area because i have never seen anyone ever skip the outer boroughs and go directly to manhattan only on the jbp from long island i'm going straight to the heart bro manhattan how you feel though heart of the city heart of the city yeah the heart of the city going to the heart, bro. Manhattan. How you feel, though? Straight to the heart of the city. Heart of the city, yeah. Feel good? The heart of the city. Going to the heart of the city, bro. I'm proud of you, man. I'm happy for you.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Thank you. No talk. Everything's closed. There's no heart. I'm going to make a heart there, though. We going to put a heart there. Three blocks over from the park, you know. Nice little view.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Okay. Talk about your view then, K. You feel me? I'm on the upper floor. My nigga is not sitting on the third floor. Come on, man. Talk about it. Talk about what you're going to do with that view now. I'm going to look. You feel me? I'm on the upper floor. My nigga's not sitting on the third floor. Come on, man. Talk about it. Talk about what you're going to do with that view now.
Starting point is 01:04:47 I'm going to look. See things differently now, right? Just look. That's it. How are you going to get them over to the view from the kitchen? Hey, why don't you walk this way? IG it. Hey, why don't you walk this way?
Starting point is 01:04:57 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. To a deal of some harmless, yes I We're moving on
Starting point is 01:05:07 To an exile He finally got a piece of the pie Now, I was telling Savon that now that he lives alone, he's really going to feel the impact of striking out at the plate. Ah, yeah. Like when you try to get someone over there he's really going to feel the impact of striking out at the plate. Ah. Yeah. Like when you try to get someone over there and they make you believe that they're coming and then 45 minutes after they were supposed to be there,
Starting point is 01:05:33 they tell you why they didn't make it. And then you're just sitting there wallowing in misery, looking at your view alone, which isn't really a view when you're alone. That's right. Or scrambling through your phone to try to find that girl. To replace her. The replacement pickup gang. Oh, wait. She's always up at 2 a.m. and that's weird and shout out to those women you guys are underappreciated the
Starting point is 01:05:53 women that will you guys you guys listen I wouldn't know now but don't call them females what do you check off check off and you fill out any paperwork, male or female? What's wrong with that? Anyways, we're talking
Starting point is 01:06:11 about, say Vaughn, you were saying. So Joe, what is that pain like? I wouldn't know. I was a
Starting point is 01:06:18 superstar at 21. I was moving around. A superstar. I was a superstar. But he's 26. It was moving around. A superstar. I was a superstar. I was a superstar.
Starting point is 01:06:26 But he's 26. Is that equitable? Yeah. No. I was killing him. Hey, at 26? No, not 26. I was right down at 26.
Starting point is 01:06:38 26. Yeah, I can't. Hey, my superstar. Boy, did that guy cut short. I'm 30 and still down. I wouldn't know. But I imagine it to be painful. What was the question?
Starting point is 01:06:50 I'm sorry. What that pain is like when you strike out at home. It's not as bad when you're alone. Because you do have the option of inviting anyone over at any hour, which you don't have. Because when you were at your mom's crib, there was kind of only really like a window of time that you could invite the chick over. Stop this. Stop this.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Hold up, Mo. You're sleeping in your mom's basement, right? Hold up, Mo. He kind of got his own spot. He don't. If you got a basement and you got your own entrance? I do, but a friend lives in that basement, so nah, I don't.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Oh, you got a roomie basement. You got an Airbnb basement. I do. a friend lives in that basement so nah I don't I don't know oh you got a roomie basement how you got a roommate you got an airbnb basement I do airbnb basement is fucking hilarious I just want to let y'all know airbnb basement
Starting point is 01:07:32 is really fucking hilarious but we moving up to the heart of the city man fuck off oh you got airbnb basement pool for shit you said St. Maul live in a Uber pool
Starting point is 01:07:40 nigga live in apartment pool I'm happy you moving up though kid You want to live in an Uber pool? Nigga live in an apartment pool. I'm happy you're moving up though, kid. You got your tenth of the rent. You got your tenth of the rent or nah. I need your $75 now. Say, Vaughn, no.
Starting point is 01:08:00 What up, bro? Listen. Let's go through it right now so you're better prepared for when it happens. Okay. She's supposed to come over. 45 minutes have passed. You haven't heard from her yet. Let's master the text that gets sent out and your style.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Do you just double tap her last text? The question mark? I put the like. Or slow down. Slow down because you don't know shit. Are you mad at his? Do you just write out the question marks? Give it to him, like eight of them. Eight question marks.
Starting point is 01:08:30 I'm never writing out the question marks. I'm never writing out the question marks. Do you, and this is, I don't know if you have enough grace for this one. I hope it's what I think you're going to say. Yo, are you safe? Yo, just checking in to see if you're safe is the line. Yo, are you good? You got it. When you do that, you can send 20 of them. Yo, I checking in to see if you safe is the line. Yo, are you good? When you do that, you can send 20 of them.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Yo, I'm really concerned. I'm calling your mom. You can really, yeah. You can do it. I'll Instagram your mom. Anytime you bring safety into it, you have the free range to say what you want. You know Savon's LOL say less. You know he do that.
Starting point is 01:09:01 I used to do that, man. See? I used to do that. You got to graduate. Now it's like I used to do that You gotta graduate Now it's like Yo I hope you're well And then you put the question I hope you're well
Starting point is 01:09:09 I hope you're well She's supposed to be She's supposed to be At your door She's supposed to be At your door I hope you're well She's well
Starting point is 01:09:16 Hope he not Put a bomb on her She's more well She's coming Hey she hopes you're well She's welcome She's with the guy She actually wanted to fuck
Starting point is 01:09:27 Yeah the better nigga Hit first The nigga that's not Putting her on the Long Island Railroad What's that trade you said? The railroad Long Island Railroad
Starting point is 01:09:36 Hey buddy If you think That you are about To play this game Using the Long Island Railroad Bringing in women By railroad Is pretty funny
Starting point is 01:09:44 First of all Long Island Railroad Is not in women by railroad is pretty funny. First of all, Long Island Railroad is not like the subway. He better have the biggest dick in the world. This shit is like $14. It's got cushion seats. You can drink. I'd say, hey, you better have the fucking godlike dick. Talk about, hey, take the railroad. I think the railroad is at 815.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Nah, there's one right there at 815. Get you right to me at 10. I'm still young, Joe. It's just different. Faze, you are 26. No, you're not. No, it's different. When you was 26 fucking compared to now.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Do you know how old Devin Booker is? That nigga got 200 million. We're ashamed, my nigga. What the fuck is Devin Booker? Devin Booker got 200 million. Don't listen to this shit. That's the game. How do you listen to Arizona anyway? What the fuck is they buying? They didn't tell me. Devin Booker got $200 million. Don't listen to this. That's the game.
Starting point is 01:10:27 And he lives in Arizona anyway. That is the game. You know how old Devin Booker is. That's funny. When's your birthday? January 14th. Nigga, you about to be 27. Paul George, 30.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Right. That's a fact. Yeah, but he in LA. Yeah, he can fly women private from New York to L.A. He's also engaged, Rory. He's also engaged, married. Put him in Uber, though. I wouldn't know.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Yeah, for sure. Yo, and this is why I feel for dudes at 26, and this is not the podcast for it. Maybe it is, but not this specific podcast. At 26 years old as a man, I almost feel like we've talked about this before. Probably have. Like, who you got to be in competition with is not the 26-year-olds. So you're telling me I'm 26, I got time. No, these niggas got Lamborghinis.
Starting point is 01:11:13 But I'm not going after those chicks, bro. They got Porsches. Nah, go after them. They fuck too. But that's not my lane. That is your lane. I'm not trying to compete with a nigga that got a $200,000. He's stuttering already. $200 million contract. That's your lane. I'm not trying to compete with a nigga that got a $200,000. He's stuttering already.
Starting point is 01:11:25 $200 million contract, my nigga like that. That's your lane, bro. Trust me. We'll see. That's your lane. We'll see. If you're on the Upper East Side,
Starting point is 01:11:32 just go down to Murray Hill and try to fuck some college white bitches, man. You'll be fine. Don't compete with Derrick. I'm going to make it work, bro. I'm going to make it work. Go to Turtle Bay
Starting point is 01:11:39 and just buy a round of shots for six bucks and you'll be fine. It's Turtle Bay. Look at Rory sitting in the Turtle Bay. Get you a turtle. Oh, no way. Is that going to be
Starting point is 01:11:50 St. Vaughn's game when he gets a new crit? Turtle Bay. He got a tadpole? Yeah. He got to take him to the local pub. Oh, he want bitches
Starting point is 01:11:59 to come over and love his pet. Don't try to pet your way to pussy. You got a pet? You got a dog? Look, brand new one, right? Hello, dog. Brand new, right? No, to pussy. You got a pet? You got a dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, brand new one, right?
Starting point is 01:12:06 Little dog. Brand new, right? No, she's not brand new. How old? Five. Five years old. That's old. That'll help.
Starting point is 01:12:14 She's almost out of there. You ain't gonna get no pussy with that. Exactly. You can kill that dog. I'll let you borrow Paisley. What kind of dog is this? You can drown that dog. Small dog.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Small cheese. Is it small? Oh, you good. How you go from barking to killing dogs? That ain't going to help. You might as well lose that, nigga. Like I did with that old Dodge Charger I had. Dude, I was going to keep paying binge prices for that. Dodge Charger.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Hey. You played a binge car note for a Dodge Charger? Nigga! That was sick. That was some of the best shit when the repo man was looking for me.
Starting point is 01:12:54 He was calling me. I was answering. Yeah. Hey, sir. No, I'm not sitting at home at the moment. I'm actually in my car Where are you
Starting point is 01:13:05 In that car Nigga I'd find it It's in the garage Nigga Oh my god I was on that phone Like Okay
Starting point is 01:13:16 I understand sir How many months behind Four months Okay Do I have gap insurance Yeah Alright Bye Four months. Okay. Do I have gap insurance? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Bye. I got gap insurance. Oh, we left that shit on the side of Clint Denny somewhere. Hey, and never paid a game. Probably got robbed before the repo man. Never paid it again. Oh, my God. I don't know where that charger is 1100 for a charger
Starting point is 01:13:47 That shit broke down In the shop right there Anyway Saban Congratulations man Yeah man Thank you Congratulations
Starting point is 01:13:52 You're not gonna get no pussy But You'll have fun being alone No you're not You're not You're not You're not gonna get no pussy And I'll let you get that on
Starting point is 01:14:03 I'll let you get that shit on I'll let you get that shit off. I'm part nigga talk different when they got their own spot. When they got their own spot, niggas talk spicy. I like that. It's different, my nigga. I like that. It's different. Episode 400, bro, we not getting that narrative off.
Starting point is 01:14:18 It's not. But it's not, though, Joe. Give it to me. But it's not. Serve me up. I'm just letting you know. We on episode 400. 400.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Serve me up. That nigga Joe don't know shit. That narrative of Savon not doing this, not getting put. We changing that. That's all I'm just we are episode 400 400 serve me up that nigga Joe don't know shit not doing this not getting put we changing that that's all I'm saying bro there we go but again I appreciate y'all niggas episode you're talking crazy for someone that didn't put the security deposit down you ain't even get approved leasing his mom name still he's talking to me crazy. It's good. Listen, all right, so Pussy's coming. No, for sure. I think. We'll see.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Have you given them like a timeline? For sure. I think. We'll see. For sure, I think we'll see. Maybe. All right. You know who else living in Manhattan too, right?
Starting point is 01:15:00 No, I don't. Mad people? It's mad. 8 million people. It's mad people. But no, thank y'all for that. Kevin't. Mad people? It's mad. 8 million people. It's mad people. But no, thank y'all for that. Kevin Knox. Kevin Knox?
Starting point is 01:15:09 He's probably not in Manhattan. I think Durant is there, too. He's in Brooklyn. Don't even mention Durant's name. I won't. I won't. Y'all think John Wall saw SportsCenter reporting on how James felt about him? Of course he did. Of course he did.
Starting point is 01:15:33 They're going to trade James. I think that writing's on the wall. No, I'm just – both of them niggas, both of them are them dudes. But ESPN is flagrant with how they report some of this stuff. They know what they're talking about. They said – whoa, y'all don't know who said it. but ESPN is flagrant with how they report some of this stuff. They know what they're talking about. Woj, I don't know who said it. Hey, James Harden, don't give a fuck that John Wall is here now,
Starting point is 01:15:53 and he still wants to go. He still wants out? Yeah. That changed absolutely nothing in James' mind. He's narrowed it down to three teams. That sounds like Stephen A. Oh, man. All right, what else we got?
Starting point is 01:16:07 What else we got? Oh, no, episode 400. Let's stay there. We off to say mama. Let's stay here, man. Why not? Come on, let's get sentimental for a little bit. I did want to get into one quick apartment thing,
Starting point is 01:16:17 if y'all would get real and honest with yourselves. Let's do it. Oh, I never want to get real and honest. You start realizing some kind of disgusting things about yourself when you start living alone. Yeah, I pissed on the wall the other day and left. The idea of not being, I don't want to say the word caught. I don't know why I tried to freak that. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:16:34 James, we could go to say Von Choddick is a pussy. No, I had to piss really bad and I ran in there and I figured I could get to the side faster than the front. And it's a different shot from the baseline three. All that. Oh, you're drunk. That's just it, man. That's just blasted everywhere. I'm like, I am not cleaning that.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Should dry it up. Spig and span. Dry it up. It's just leaving it. It's drying up. Y'all never tried to piss in the dark? Oh, of course. We've had this conversation.
Starting point is 01:17:02 And y'all won? No. No. Oh, OK. That was 40% from the field. I came on here and I pissed on someone's furry, when they put the fur on the top of the seat. Or your was your piss against your lay,
Starting point is 01:17:15 against your shirt, right? Lighting your shirt on fire. I told a story about when I pissed in a chair thinking it was a toilet because I was blackout drunk. Well, that's going to happen. It's going to happen. I left it with a cushion. Savon's going to find out
Starting point is 01:17:27 the type of women he will sleep with when you know you won't be seen or caught with them. When you're alone and living by yourself knowing no one will ever find out about this.
Starting point is 01:17:37 That's a fact. It's a different thing. You realize the type of nasty motherfucker you are. That is a fact. You will take some women down that you would never possibly like.
Starting point is 01:17:44 Yeah, you're more selective when you know they got to see people walking up. Yeah, if I got family or a roommate there. No roommates to even catch you in the film. You might just be on
Starting point is 01:17:52 third half, throw your hood up, hold her hand, and just book it to the building. No one will see me. Say, Von, let me help you out, man.
Starting point is 01:18:01 Help him out, Joe. You're going to go to Home Goods, right? Look what he's sending. I don't think there's a Home Goods in Manhattan. I was going to say, I don't think Home Goods is a city thing. No, there's a Home Goods in Manhattan. No, you go to the bodega.
Starting point is 01:18:09 There's not a Home Goods in Manhattan? No. You go to the bodega. You might go to the C-Town. You're going to move in. The CBS. You're going to get in there, and your guy brain is going to start thinking about shit you've never thought about before, like couches, chairs.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Rugs. Love seats, rugs. You're going to go try to get some, rugs. You're going to go try to get some of these things. You're going to go to HomeGoods. You'll probably get a really big, nice mirror.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Right? Yep. You're going to bring it home. That first girl is going to come over. Okay. You know what she's going to do? See no furniture
Starting point is 01:18:42 and just a mirror? Look in the mirror. She's going to take a picture in that mirror. And nobody's going to do? See no furniture and just a mirror? Look in the mirror. Just going to take a picture in that mirror. And nobody's going to know that's your mirror. Tell another girl. Know what the second girl is going to come do? Same mirror?
Starting point is 01:18:53 Same exact mirror. Same place. Yeah, no, same place. I'm going to move the mirror, though. Different walls. Different walls on the mirror. Yo, the OGs never thought of that And we didn't even think
Starting point is 01:19:07 How many places You gonna move that fucking Young niggas is here Young niggas is here I got like At least eight walls Okay At least
Starting point is 01:19:14 Chick is gonna come over Manhattan You got three walls And the other one's a door What's that beautiful Five year old dog's name Mace Her name is Mace.
Starting point is 01:19:25 You know it. He don't. He don't know. Look at him. He don't know. So innocent and pure. Such a naive, just young gent. God rest his soul, Brooklyn, and God rest his soul, Harlem.
Starting point is 01:19:37 I used to feel so bad when I would just see them all over IG stories of different women using these beautiful creatures just to show the rest of the world whose house they were at. Yeah, you wouldn't believe it. It's sick. It's a sick baby. I think girls are going to come over and take a picture of Mace. Damn.
Starting point is 01:19:52 She'll be in the cage. You're going to take a picture of the cage? She'll be in the cage. Let out. Listen, I'm just trying to warn you about what's going on, good brother. I hate to be corny this way. 400 really shouldn't even be like
Starting point is 01:20:04 a celebration. It's just a bold, even number. Like there's nothing great. This is not our anniversary. It should be a celebration because a lot of shows, a lot of podcasts that were around at episode 200 are not around now. That is true. Hold up, man. Look at Shoffer Big Pop.
Starting point is 01:20:20 So we got a celebration. This thing takes a lot of consistency, a lot of hard work, a lot of dedication, and a lot of people don't have that. It does. So that's something to celebrate for sure. Especially this year. Just for y'all to say it sucks. Yeah. That'd be the best part.
Starting point is 01:20:36 You put your heart and soul into something. It's trash. When we started this, did y'all think we'd get to episode 400 at some point? I did. Really? I did. Really? I said episode 200. I'm just looking forward to the next 200. However you feel right now, when you envisioned it, did you imagine it feeling like this?
Starting point is 01:20:54 No, I didn't. I didn't think it would look like this. I didn't think it would feel like this. I didn't think we would be all over the world. People would be watching us and listening to us and reaching out and just responding to us online it's um it's dope man to see how far this shit is going it's dope and i see what a platter platforms how podcasting platforms are grown since we did episode 200 and it's it's amazing it's a lot of money being put into this a lot of people making a lot of money doing this
Starting point is 01:21:21 it's getting kind of oversaturated we talked talked about that episode 200, but it's okay. Let people take their shot. Let people try things. And if it works, it works. If not, at least you tried. That's how I feel about it. That's how I feel about it. I think it's amazing.
Starting point is 01:21:37 It's amazing. It's beautiful. It's amazing. You guys are great. What do you want from me? I don't know. This is fun for us, man. Like I said, this is fun.
Starting point is 01:21:45 We do something that we've, you know, Joe, we've been doing this type of shit since the early 2000s. So this is to see where it is now. A lot of people still reach out to me that, you know, we used to hang out with back in 2010. And they're like, damn, man. Remember, we used to sit around the crib and kick it and have conversations, wild conversations like that to see what y'all taking it is crazy. So this is fun for us, man. I don't really look at it as 400 episodes. It's another day with the fellas.
Starting point is 01:22:11 We're hanging out. It's pretty cool to get paid to hang out. Right. It is a lot of work, though. Hanging out's a lot of work. It is. It is. Because it's a real thing now.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Podcasting is a very real thing. Facts. But I love it. I love it. I love doing this shit I love coming in here Every week with y'all Love kicking it
Starting point is 01:22:28 I love the fact That it's oversaturated I do You like that? I do I just like When people try something Yeah
Starting point is 01:22:35 That means it worked Yeah Like remember when Well y'all probably Didn't feel this Like I felt it When Meek and Nicky Sent the barbs on me
Starting point is 01:22:43 But back then And I only used that Moment in time because that's when it was laughable to do a podcast. Absolutely. It was mocked. So to see so many people do one, regardless of how I feel about them doing one, the fact that they are doing it says that it worked. Absolutely. And I'm with that. it worked absolutely and i'm with that that means the same way that this was a way and a means for me this could be a way and a means for some other people i also understand that we still in the beginning of this yeah we're at episode 400 shit rogan's at 1500 like we're we're in the beginning
Starting point is 01:23:19 of this there's only five percent of podcasters that are paid still from podcasting i don't take for granted that we speak from a privileged position absolutely and like y'all like like y'all echoed out i'll say it man to come in here and just shoot the shit with your your friends people you actually care about i can't even stress how important that is in, for lack of a better term, a podcasting formula. Oh, chemistry is everything. Like so many of y'all come up to me and ask me what it takes to get it done. And if I have any jewels, gems that could help you in the journey. First of all, all everyone's journey is different.
Starting point is 01:24:00 And there's no there's no pamphlet on this shit. One and two. I don't know if i i i could not do this if i didn't do this with my friends yeah oh yeah absolutely not so like i don't want to tell y'all to go get friends and talk to them but i mean i just go find some friends yeah i would be unable to do it i mean last podcast I came in and talked about even how the landscape of journalism-ing has changed from when we started.
Starting point is 01:24:30 We're journalists. No, we're not. Kind of. We're not journalists at all. I respect the craft of journalism enough to say it. As do I. Journalist has to fact check. That's true. We are not journalists. And I'm not a journalist. By any means. That's offensive to journalism.
Starting point is 01:24:46 I'm a dot connector, influence, tastemaker, potter, rapper, exec. A&R. A&R. You have to be A&R. Yeah, I'm all of these things. Roy, how say you? I don't know. I suppress my feelings.
Starting point is 01:25:03 Same. We should get drunk. Let's get drunk, Roy. Maybe we can open up. You guys took all the cool answers, man. I suppress my feelings. I love you guys. I'm so happy to do this for 400 episodes.
Starting point is 01:25:14 I can't wait for the other 400. Aw. I can't wait to get back on the road. I'm going to be honest. That's a big fact. That's a big part of it. I love the live shows. I love seeing the people that actually listen to us and watch us.
Starting point is 01:25:24 I just also can't wait for things to be happening like I've you know I've seen criticisms but nothing is happening right
Starting point is 01:25:31 yo that's a real important point I'm glad you said that instead of me cause I've been wanting to say that you've said it nothing is happening have I said that
Starting point is 01:25:38 multiple times on this podcast y'all can suck my dick well not that bad no but I'd be wanting to come in cause I'd be tired of it like sometimes we shouldn't use that phrase we can what suck my dick. Well, not that bad. No, but I'd be wanting to come in because I'd be tired of it.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Like, sometimes... We shouldn't use that phrase. We can... What, suck my dick? That's not leaving. Unless you ready... No, no, no. That's not leaving. If that leaves, I'm leaving.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Stupid. Unless you ready for violence is what I'm saying. Oh, I'm not ready for violence. That's what I'm suggesting. Suck my penis. Okay, that's more acceptable. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 01:26:04 No, but... We'll talk about it. There's nothing to talk acceptable. Damn, what was that? No, but Parks is right. And as a podcaster, you can't come on here and get into that. But the year has literally been this. And on top of nothing to talk about, what is to talk about is fucking sad. Yeah, but we try to stay away from that. I know. It's hard, though. Yeah, it's hard.
Starting point is 01:26:24 But I think that's why people, it is It's hard But that's what I think that's why people For the most part appreciate And there's a whole culture Of people that are literally Doing things to get other people To talk about it Right
Starting point is 01:26:34 I ignore that So when you ignore the clout chasers When you ignore the fucking The dick riders When you try to stay away from The gang rap When you try to stay away from the gang rap. When you try to, I won't say protect your relationships, but when you try to keep it quiet on some trash shit that happened from somebody you know.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Like, it's just a lot that goes into it. I think that we have, and I'm telling y'all that, not the fans. I think that we have walked the podcasting tightrope close to the best that we could. I think delivering five hours a week during a pandemic when there's no major releases, TV, film, otherwise, no one can go outside and live life and have funny stories to tell and people are dying
Starting point is 01:27:17 all over the place is fucking amazing. Absolutely. I agree with that. I won't hit the round of applause after that, but I totally agree with that. Damn right, we bought you man time to think of something cool. We agree with that. I won't hit the round of applause after that, but I totally agree. I totally agree with that. Damn, Roy, we bought you man time to think of something cool. We was doing that for you, man. You guys are bodying it. I don't want to interrupt.
Starting point is 01:27:32 No, here we go. Here we go. I'll make this a little more fun. Off air. I just like saying off air. Off air. I was trying to think of the moments from the 400 episodes where one of us did our best
Starting point is 01:27:47 to get us to the playoffs okay I like it I thought of mad moments where I put the team on my back oh yeah you've had some you've had some memorable games at my own expense
Starting point is 01:28:00 of course sacrifice yourself for the team it's true it's true the Barbz attacking me I tried own expense. Of course. Sacrifice yourself for the team. It's true. It's true. The Barb's attacking me. I tried. They attack Rory too. He got a broomstick in his ass for guys.
Starting point is 01:28:12 That is true. And you don't know what I'm into. Yeah, we don't know what he does with broomsticks. Actually, come to think of it, ever since that he's been complaining about not shitting right. Oh, Nicky is to blame for his ass. It might be Nicky's fault. No, Nicky is to blame for this. That's why we put those two things together. It might be Nicky's fault.
Starting point is 01:28:27 No, you might need to call Nicky. She can help you with that. Wow. She told you to put a broom in your ass. You see this, Barbz? This is your fault. They have more power than I thought. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:37 Park's tried with his 4-4-4 and to pimp a butterfly is garbage. Those takes. Oh, damn. Damn. I cannot believe that, but whatever. That's changed. I garbage. Those takes. Oh, damn. Damn. I cannot believe that, but whatever. That's changed. I grew to like Dan. And I like 444.
Starting point is 01:28:50 I just hated the mix. Yeah, he always complained about the mix. That was always him. That's all. Well, Parks didn't complain about the mix. I don't complain about every mix. And I responded with, he did that on purpose. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:01 That sounds. I was trying to bring it back to the 90s grimy sound. It sounded like he was in the sound. It sounded like he was in the bathroom. It sounded like it wasn't mixed. So, so yeah, so the parts tried
Starting point is 01:29:11 to get us there. I feel like Rory's maybe tried a few times. You have some fucking nerve. No, now you have nerve.
Starting point is 01:29:18 You have audacity. Play Duppy. Ugh. How fucking dare you fucking sacrifice my whole personal life for this shit. He did.
Starting point is 01:29:27 This is why I'm not all happy about episode 400 and reflecting like y'all. I'm reflecting about everything I've ruined in my life because of 400 fucking episodes. No, I'm not happy like y'all.
Starting point is 01:29:37 You've gained. You've gained. See, I almost feel like even that take from Rory is white privilege when he says what he just said to me. Oh my God. I proposed and lost the person you don't know what's going on in my life
Starting point is 01:29:51 this thing has some nerve talking to me no because me do you know what i put on the line you know how much i gave up no and you don't know because we've all sacrificed our friendships. We don't speak like that because of this podcast. I like it like that. That's a great point. That's a great point. So you don't know what's going on in my life
Starting point is 01:30:15 the way you and I used to speak. But wait, don't leave that expound. This is a great point. Yeah, we can't speak all the time or this show would suck. Why don't we speak anymore? Because we record twice a week. We record for five hours, then hang out for another five
Starting point is 01:30:28 on top of it. I miss y'all, man. Damn, man. As you sit in the room, damn, I miss y'all. For real, man. Y'all starting to feel like work. It ain't even fun no more. Money changed everything. When the money came, shit got different.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Yeah, man. Y'all always said when it started to feel like work, I was going to walk away from the game. Lies. I'm milking this. Just started getting money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No fucking way I'm leaving. We're going to keep working. We're going to keep working.
Starting point is 01:30:56 Oh, man. That's funny. But even that's another one, man. I'm not getting in my rant bag again, but for us to be able to, for me to remember the position that we were in pre-Spotify, for us to go through the Spotify shit and really be one of the first tried and true testaments
Starting point is 01:31:16 to the exclusive model working. For that to happen, for us to part and land where we landed, to me is important and mushy and all that stuff. Maybe not to anybody else, but to not miss a beat.
Starting point is 01:31:35 Maybe you should expound on that because people have a lot to say. Do they? Yeah. I feel like I see people maybe slow down a lot, but have they made the right decision? Have they overvalued themselves?
Starting point is 01:31:49 It's been happening a lot. I haven't seen it. It's around. Really? Of course. Absolutely. Dig in the comments. You just got to laugh at that type of shit, though, man.
Starting point is 01:31:57 I agree. But wait, are you serious? Because we don't sit here and talk about things that have happened, and that's fine. Or things that are happening. Yeah, or in the works. Or things that we've went through business-wise. We did one episode, and everyone digested that as if that was the absolute truth of everything. No, that was an hour of what happened in a fucking five-year span.
Starting point is 01:32:20 Oh, I see. All right. I understand. We did those last five episodes that were more business oriented and about our situation and just deals and shit like that. And we've said nothing else since then. So because of that, people would be wondering, hey, did those guys do the right thing? Right. And think that deals happen in one day. And meanwhile, the staffs are getting a raise. One day.
Starting point is 01:32:43 And meanwhile, the staffs are getting a raise. Yeah. But that goes to even when we signed with Spotify, I remember clearly people were surprised that we signed with them. Like, why would y'all sign there? Yeah. Why would y'all do that? I can't blame them either because we analyze a lot of people's shit. So they're doing it.
Starting point is 01:32:59 But they're all sick of us. I'm with that. That's why you just take it and you keep moving. And people will see how things unfold. I'm with that. That's why you just take it and you keep moving. And people will see how things unfold. And the same reason we've critiqued other business deals that we probably didn't know too much about, but just talked about it because it's a podcast.
Starting point is 01:33:17 It's the same reason I have never replied to the narrative that is of myself in this business. Of what this podcast is. Because I don't care. Yeah, I don't respond to you. You don't know about it. Why would I tell you about it? Right, right. So I just shut the fuck up and let the narrative go. I don't respond to shit. You don't know about it. Why would I tell you about it? Right, right. So I just shut the fuck up and let the narrative go.
Starting point is 01:33:28 I don't care. That is maturity when you don't need to tell your side of the story. Like at school, y'all can have a blast. I don't care. Tell me I'm broke and getting paid by the hour. I don't own anything. Have a blast. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:33:41 Is that what they're saying to you? Street fashion. Oh, yeah. Street fashion. Shut up. I'm serious. You're not to you? Street searcher. Oh, yeah. Shut up. I'm serious. You're not hearing that in mass. Yeah. Yeah, it's out there.
Starting point is 01:33:52 It's out there that we don't know what we're doing or we maybe made the wrong decision. Yeah. Oh, that's definitely out there. Yeah. That's a fact. But who cares? Let them think what they want to think. Shut up.
Starting point is 01:34:05 It ain't their business. That's a fact. It who cares? Let them think what they want to think. Shut up. It ain't their business. That's a fact. It doesn't affect their account. That's a fact. Everybody. I'll show them exactly what wrong decision you made when I backed that toy out next summer. Don't you worry. I'll put all that to bed.
Starting point is 01:34:17 Oh, yeah? You got something coming? Oh, yeah. Fucking Quavo gassed me up, man. You asked a chick for a Lamborghini? No, man. No, that was offset, bro. My bad. I said Quavo gassed me up, man. You asked a chick for a Lamborghini? No, man. No, that was offset. My bad.
Starting point is 01:34:28 I said Quavo. Well, Quavo may have asked Sweetie for a Lamborghini. Man, Quavo pulled out a little Maybach truck I called. The Mercedes deal was so fast. Here. What's going on with that? Yeah, eight miles to a year. I'm like, nigga, now.
Starting point is 01:34:42 I'm not doing that. I'm not paying is that the one that uh gun posted earlier the maybach truck shit should look nice probably it's a nice truck that should look this is not an ad but that's a nice truck but if they want to give us free ones i mean i don't think maybach even does ads you know they don't do ads um there's nothing to say man if you think we did bad business, then. Cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:06 Good. If you like what's going on, awesome too. I'm not. Yeah. Think what you, you review it. Yeah. You review it. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:35:16 Listen to the albums among yourselves. On to important news. It's over for that app. Let's just put that out there. Yeah, I'm sorry, Joe. Why are you sorry, Joe? You put so much effort into building. I'm not an investor in this app, you know. Just a time investor.
Starting point is 01:35:33 I'm not a time investor. You are a time investor. You invest in your intellectual property. To build in this app. You allegedly maybe tagged some things off of it. It's not my app. Wait, what? Tag something?
Starting point is 01:35:48 I'm just joking. I'm just talking shit. I didn't tag anything from anywhere. You tagged some ass. What is your preferred app to tag ass from? What app is that ass tagger? Which is the one for you? The Cash app. The number one in is the one for you Cash app
Starting point is 01:36:05 The number one in the world Oh cash app Duh Yeah cool Is there any other Yeah that gets all the Begging bitches Right to you
Starting point is 01:36:11 Deny Decline You sure Yeah I'm sure Not sending that through Yeah no No way
Starting point is 01:36:20 I'm just saying I know Instagram Was like the sneaky link Thing for a while But that never really Flourished off of that The way I did off MySpace
Starting point is 01:36:28 No MySpace was number one For you When it was out I think Instagram and Twitter Were probably on A and B Twitter is A for me
Starting point is 01:36:36 Yeah Instagram was Twitter was nice Twitter When it was nice At a certain time When it was Oh my god
Starting point is 01:36:43 Twitter was Yeah when the chicks Was fucking without shame Yeah Now they just say that They're working on their brand There's some shame involved They weren't working
Starting point is 01:36:50 On their brand Back in 2012 No Y'all didn't go to college With the They weren't working On their brand They weren't
Starting point is 01:36:56 They were They were just fucking They were just fucking That was the golden era man Yeah Oh They weren't selling That was the golden era, man. They weren't selling bathing suits yet. They weren't selling bathing suits for their bathrooms yet? No, they weren't.
Starting point is 01:37:13 Yeah, life was so much easier when they were selling calendars. Remember calendars? Yeah, I'm like, I have an iPhone. Selling calendars. I'm not buying your calendar. I don't care about your picture next to October. Sorry. Well, let me next to October. Sorry. Well, let me speak to the college audience.
Starting point is 01:37:28 When on Facebook, you could literally click a link of the college. Like, yo, I know I'm going to be down there this weekend. Were you old enough for that Facebook at that time? Of course. I had Facebook in high school. I could click the college. It was a link. See every chick that was at that college.
Starting point is 01:37:43 When Facebook was like real exclusive, it was definitely crazy. Yeah. Now, Facebook was the tagger. Yeah. Really? Hell yeah. Yeah. Because you had to be affiliated with a college.
Starting point is 01:37:56 Oh, when it was for college, yeah. Yeah. And then even right after that, it was still- Did college kids ever need anything extra to help them have sex? No, but they'll take it. I was about to make a really bad joke, so I'm just going to keep it to myself. How did the whites get involved with the Kappas? I'm joking, Roy.
Starting point is 01:38:12 I don't care. I don't care. I'm kidding. There's not very many whites. I don't know anything about that stuff. I just ask it. How did the whites get involved? That's a funny question.
Starting point is 01:38:21 All right. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Here's a topic that we have to talk about that we don't want to talk about. Oh, boy. Mall's man. Your man's in them.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Lakeith. I like Lakeith. I would never trust anybody with a law in front of their name. What if I was LaJoseph? No. I definitely wouldn't trust him. Exactly. You can't trust Lakeith.
Starting point is 01:38:42 LaJoseph. Would you beat him in a versus? Yes. I don't know.Keith. LaJoseph. Would you beat him in a versus? Yes. I don't know. His Breakfast Club freestyle might be up there. He makes music? Apparently. LaKeith was on the internet moaning for $600.
Starting point is 01:38:56 No. $300. For a chance to win $300. You didn't get $300. You had a chance to win. LaKeith was moaning for a chance to win $300 in the chatty house. Did he win? That's all that matters.
Starting point is 01:39:09 Well, why don't you be the judge, Parks? You have his moan? That Lakeithy. You put it in your iTunes? You saved his moan? That Lakeithy tried to get his moans wiped from the internet. Lakeithy is fucking nuts. Lakeithy, Lakeithi.
Starting point is 01:39:25 We found you moaning. Oh, man. All right. You ready? I guess. All right. I'm going to hit it. I'm ready. We ready. We ready.
Starting point is 01:39:43 We ready. We ready right? What are y'all doing on this ass? I'm wet. She's wet. That's your trash. Yes, Jack. That's what you wet off of. All right.
Starting point is 01:40:17 Oh, God. Lakeefy. Lakeefy. That was more of a grunt than a moan. What the fuck is wrong With this nigga man Why would he do that But that's dangerous You see how when a group of women
Starting point is 01:40:32 They could like coerce you A man's into doing anything That's true Lakeef Stanfield Should not be on the app Moaning Well he had a chance Where should he moan
Starting point is 01:40:41 In the privacy of his home By himself Not on the phone On the app Nah he's an exhibitionist moaner Nah fuck that man He's a moan? In the privacy of his home by himself. Not on the phone, on the app. Nah, he's an exhibitionist moaner. Nah, fuck that, man. He's a moan-a-bitionist.
Starting point is 01:40:51 We all have our kinks. He trying to get that shit wiped off the internet for a reason. Yeah, you are kink-shaming. Don't shame Lakeith B. You heard one girl was wet. Come on, man. Cut it out. He ain't supposed to do that. Today he woke up like, I'm bugging.
Starting point is 01:41:05 I know he did. You know what that's equivalent to? Remember when we had the, I think it was a pool party, something we had at the crib in total. And home, was it Omar? Real moan rooms. Somebody was like, a girl was like, yo, pull your dick out right now. That was in total.
Starting point is 01:41:21 And all the guys left. We all left the room. He was in there. There might have been about 15 girls in there I guess he backed him out We came back in the living room They was sitting there like Okay
Starting point is 01:41:32 They was talking about And I know in that moment He like I played myself Yeah So it's the same We walked back in They was sharing like
Starting point is 01:41:39 Cooking recipes I'm like His dick whack Tomorrow's supposed to be You mean High of 80 What are we doing? They was in here talking about
Starting point is 01:41:47 The windshield factor Yeah I'm like oh my god Like you can't play yourself like that You can't pull your dick out In front of just 20 random girls You can't I mean but again They coerced him into doing it
Starting point is 01:41:57 But didn't he fuck somebody that night? Yeah Oh I'm sorry See Oh yeah nah They were playing coy They were playing coy That They were playing coy. That was the night the chick said, Omar, truth or truth, how many girls you fucked in your life?
Starting point is 01:42:13 And he lied. Well, I think he lied. Look at me hating. Look at me hating. It was too hot. And he was like, man, easily over a stack. Yeah. And the girls were like, oh, you're a hoe.
Starting point is 01:42:26 You're nasty. You're disgusting. What the hell? You're lying. How is that possible? And then he was fucking at the end of the night. Yeah. And he said he made 700 women squirt or something like that.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Yeah, something stupid like that. I said, this nigga's a unicorn. I don't even think 700 women on earth can squirt. Who is this nigga? He's not just a comedian. Who is he? There's dudes that have a stack. Easy.
Starting point is 01:42:51 I don't think that's that great. Making 700 women squirt is absurd. That's a high percentage. But clear this up for me. 70% of them squirt. Is that us making them do it? What? It's mostly them.
Starting point is 01:43:02 Squirting? I don't want us to fall for like women's revisionist history like when they try to shame on a shame us because we weren't able to make the squirter squirt like I'll squirt if you make me squirt my theory on squirting can you do it or not my theory on squirting is
Starting point is 01:43:18 it's just it's urine so it's fancy pee it's urine it's like it's champagne pee it's urine. So? It's fancy pee. It's urine. It is fancy pee. It's champagne pee. Yeah, it's urine. It's like women are just comfortable enough to just let it go. To pee?
Starting point is 01:43:34 Is it pee for real? So, more saying most women are pee shy. That shit is urine, man. It's urine. So? I'm not knocking it. If that's what you know me I'm not knocking it
Starting point is 01:43:46 But it's a lot of urine At one time Depending on how your mattress Likes to exist Don't feel like the urine When I lay in it It smells fine to me She's hydrated
Starting point is 01:43:53 It's a little thicker than That might be That might be what it is But it come out A different hole I don't I'm not the hole instructor Oh you be looking
Starting point is 01:44:02 Monster bitch What are you doing? I don't I'm not the holding you be looking monster bitch what are you doing stop it make it stop try to plug it she finished on your face choke on the facial oh my god
Starting point is 01:44:20 shout out to squirters man why shout out to the Keith bitch you get up and change the sheets. Give me a new mattress, too, if you don't mind. Well, that's why you have to be an adult and put a towel down, and she should know herself. Like, I'm going to squirt. You should get a couple towels.
Starting point is 01:44:33 Shout out to the squirters. I guess that's better than the other girls. I've never came before for the sex. All right, well, leave. You should leave and figure out your vagina. Your Uber's right outside. You could have texted this to me. I don't know if I can come from penetration.
Starting point is 01:44:50 All right, I don't know if you should come ever again. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I promise you I can. All right, back to Lakeith. No, we're not. I think that's the end of that. That's the deep dive on the moan.
Starting point is 01:45:04 Don't do that shit again Come on Do you think Maul's a moaner? I'm a curser Like I curse Oh fuck I'm like fuck Yeah I'm one of those guys
Starting point is 01:45:13 I definitely grunt and curse for sure I don't moan I curse Yeah Are you serious? Oh fuck Oh fuck Oh fuck I've definitely said
Starting point is 01:45:27 Oh fuck Every nigga has said You've never said Oh fuck When she bouncing that ass Nigga what? You've said oh fuck Before nigga
Starting point is 01:45:33 Don't You better not Nigga Don't play with me nigga You've definitely yelled Oh fuck I didn't yell it Like I think
Starting point is 01:45:41 You grunted it I think I tried to get it Sit under your breath I tried I think I tried to find A cooler cadence than the scream is all I'm saying. Put a little pitch to it? I know with Joe, Joe would be like, mm-hmm. All right, now.
Starting point is 01:45:52 All right, now. All right, now. All right, now. Now you're getting it. Now you're getting it. Go ahead, now. Go ahead. Do that again.
Starting point is 01:46:02 You want a Scorpio? Yeah. Your mood must be in winter solstice right now. You must be in your winter solstice right now. No, no, no. What do you mean winter solstice? Yo. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:46:21 Nah, I just think I'm a little lower With the off fuck And the moan for that matter Yeah I don't I don't like yell To the top of my lungs Like you can moan Cool Like Like an ad-lib track
Starting point is 01:46:31 You definitely give him that Definitely give him a little You give him Nah You didn't give him that I don't do that either Yeah you shouldn't scream Nah it's his ad-lib
Starting point is 01:46:40 I ain't gonna That's probably missing From my sex arsenal Yeah The ad-libs Like the noisy ad-libs though Like you think they like that shit Hit probably missing from my sex arsenal. Yeah. The ad-libs? Like the noisy ad-libs, though. Like,
Starting point is 01:46:45 you think they like that shit? Hit him with a skirt? Skirt, man. You should have that conversation with her beforehand. Yeah. See what turns her on.
Starting point is 01:46:51 My dick gotta be bigger to try that. Certain ad-libs you can't give off when you do that. Yeah, I stay away from a lot of noise. This is mine.
Starting point is 01:47:01 Just be humble. Who is this? Be humble. I will say, I've always been humble. Say Joe Budden. Be humble. Sing Pump It Up right now, bitch.. Just be humble. Be humble. Who is this? Be humble. I will say, I've always been humble. Say Joe Budden. Be humble. Sing Pump It Up right now,
Starting point is 01:47:08 bitch. Yeah, be humble. Yeah. I'm just, I'm so humble. I'll say Dernsex. I know it's not mine,
Starting point is 01:47:14 but I appreciate you giving it to me for this one. I appreciate you sharing it. If only the whites would have said that earlier. Man, how different would the world be? No, no.
Starting point is 01:47:24 We moaned over countries this is ours if the whites just knew what wasn't there that's it that's it um all right i'm done with astrology you guys haven't watched the reagan thing yet you gotta watch that shit he's a pisces no the country was run by an astrologist reagan correct well he was actor. He got all of his shit from an astrologist. You have to watch this shit. It's fucking insane. He was the first Scientologist. I went to Salsas, cocaine.
Starting point is 01:47:52 I get it. Reaganomics. That shit is crazy. Put it in the black community. I get it. I get it. That doc is crazy. All right.
Starting point is 01:47:58 So when he put AIDS into the inner cities, what month was that in his mood? Mercury is rising, so. Mercury, yeah. Let's get this shit out here. Here's the AIDS skis. That shit,
Starting point is 01:48:11 that doc is crazy. I gotta watch it. And this is showtime, right? Yeah. I'm gonna watch it. I finished the Manhunt Deadliest
Starting point is 01:48:19 Catch. Atlanta, I gotta still watch that. Which is a weird title for that. Manhunt Deadliest Catch. For that. Is he a fish? Is he a bomber?
Starting point is 01:48:25 I don't know. I was really confused. I was like, this is the title they landed on? This worked well in that meeting? But it was really good. Yeah. Deadly Games, yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:33 Yeah. I liked how they took somewhat of the real story and then just created this whole other shit. Yeah. This was great. Oh, it's like a,
Starting point is 01:48:40 I thought it was a doc. It's not a doc? No, it's just a show. No, it's a, they start with, one side is real and then they tell a whole complete story that they made up, but it's a really good one.
Starting point is 01:48:48 So it's like derivative. Yes. Right. Got it. Pulling from truth. Exactly. I like it, though. I thought it was just a doc,
Starting point is 01:48:54 so I wasn't really rushing to see it. No, no, no. It's just a show. No, no. It derives from truth. It's a series. Yes. This derives from truth.
Starting point is 01:49:01 So you think it's over for Chatty House now that Twitter is a Chatty House and Lakeith is moaning? Yes. Lakeith is keeping the lights on over there at Chatty House now that Twitter is a Chatty House and Lakeith is moaning? Yeah, it's over for Chatty House. Lakeith is keeping the lights on over there at Chatty House. The moans did it. Yeah. They were worth way more
Starting point is 01:49:11 than 300. To Chatty House. A man moaning for $300 just sends the wrong message, I think. That's the nigga that's stealing packages. It's true.
Starting point is 01:49:21 It's true. A nigga moaning for $300 on an app but then why do we do that Like Like the moan The moan men Need to get Christmas gifts
Starting point is 01:49:28 The moan men The moan men The man in the moan Yeah Samoan Where's the moan men trophy Give that out MTV Yeah like
Starting point is 01:49:40 They gotta buy Christmas presents And shit too right Absolutely Yeah Y'all are lucky, man. Y'all don't have no kids. I have nieces and nephews. I have a fiance and nieces and nephew here.
Starting point is 01:49:49 Wait, y'all buy stuff for nieces and nephews? Absolutely. Wow, man. The youngest, some of my nephews are grown men. They ain't getting shit. But the youngest ones, yeah, for sure. Yeah, the older ones get a little money. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:59 A little cash app. But the kids got to get something for the kids. That should be my only gift to everyone. Cash app? Download cash app. I got you. Go get what you want. I walked in my only gift to everyone. Download Cash App. I got you. Go get what you want. I walked in my little brother's room. He was playing a PlayStation 4.
Starting point is 01:50:15 Boy, did I have a good laugh. Did you call him poor? I said, what type of loser little kid are y'all? Wait, which one is that? Which console? The 4? Oh, what a bug. Y'all like that? Wait, which one is that? Which console? The 4?
Starting point is 01:50:27 Oh, what a bug. Is that an N64? Wait, poor Ethan. He looked up, he said, you have the 5? Yeah, nigga. Sitting in a box I don't even play games
Starting point is 01:50:40 and I got it. What type of button are you? Yo, you are an idiot. Damn, look at the graphics on the 4. Like, wow. are you? Yo, you are an idiot. Damn, look at the graphics on the floor. Like, wow. Can you see that man right there? That is real fucked up.
Starting point is 01:50:51 That's extremely fucked up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The rich uncle, too. Oh, yeah. No, I'm their brother. Their older brother.
Starting point is 01:50:59 Oh, you're the older brother. It's like, nah, I had to work for mine, so nah. Nah. For sure. You're that one? For sure.
Starting point is 01:51:04 Nah, don't do that. Y'all gonna one? For sure. Nah, don't do that. Y'all going to do that for sure. Nah, don't do that. They're going to hit. Yes. I mean. They're going to be tight when they find out Savon moves to the Upper East Side. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:51:18 They still in the Bronx. Hey, take this commercial off. I'm not actually purchasing the PS5. I don't care about this shit. I wish I cared about video games. I tried during the real pandemic. I'm getting a purchasing the PS5. I don't care about this shit. I wish I cared about video games. I tried during the real pandemic. I'm getting a PS5 though. That's one thing the pandemic
Starting point is 01:51:32 told me. I gotta have a gaming system, bro. You got to. You gonna be in the house like that? That's what the pandemic told you. Hell yeah. I wish I had a fucking, I wish I still could play 2K and shit like that. As much time as I'm home? What about like what gives you inner peace?
Starting point is 01:51:50 No, I'm just talking about- That's the lesson that the pandemic taught him. That's one of the things. I can use a gaming system. Absolutely. If I'm going to be home like this,
Starting point is 01:51:59 I'm going to have something missing from my life. That's a fact. I didn't see that in none of Sebi's notes. No, if I'm going to be home, nigga, I need some type of 2K beef or something. This young celery PlayStation my life, friend. That's a fact. I didn't see that in none of Sebi's notes. No, if I'm going to be home, nigga, I need some type of 2K. Celery PlayStation 5.
Starting point is 01:52:09 For real. No dairy and PS5. That's a fact. Elmore, you're a great man. I can't watch Netflix every day, man. This shit is terrible. There's nothing on Netflix. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:52:19 I'd rather play 2K and FIFA. Pick up a hobby, man. Start drawing. Drawing. It's over for that. It's over for drawing? Yeah. That window's closed. I'm not going to Pick up a hobby man Start drawing Drawing Nah it's over for that It's over for drawing Make a beat That window's closed
Starting point is 01:52:28 I'm not gonna pick up a fucking Is that some clothes? Chill that's coming Don't worry about that My bad Yo so I know last podcast We talked about
Starting point is 01:52:36 Rowdy Rebel's release Right? Yeah Straight to the stool Like I told you He went straight to the studio Yeah Which is awesome
Starting point is 01:52:44 And it seems that He's been there since But on the first Or second day Yeah, straight to the stool, like I told you. He went straight to the studio, which is awesome. And it seems that he's been there since. But on the first or second day of his release, he gave us a little inside peek at what he was laying down. And I got to tell you, it sounds amazing. I'm not going outside when it comes out. And I don't even know if we'll be allowed outside when it comes out but boy does it sound fire
Starting point is 01:53:09 is that French? and that's all I got nah it's not French it looks like I'm wrong that is French that is definitely French that was French? yes
Starting point is 01:53:15 oh go French damn French lost weight huh yeah welcome to the radio show Yeah Well he's already told us That's not what I heard No What I heard Was a hard ass
Starting point is 01:53:37 Drill beat Him saying that He's got 10k on Some gentleman's Person I mean he said head But Allegedly Matt, he's got 10K on some gentleman's person. I mean, he said head, but. Allegedly. He allegedly said that.
Starting point is 01:53:52 And then he screamed out, I went the wrong way. I had to reroute. And the beat kind of dropped when he said that. And I got really hyped. The beat rerouted. Oh, it's this one right here. Oh, man. Oh, buddy.
Starting point is 01:54:04 And he had the goons in his do with him. Oh, it's this one right here. Oh, man. Oh, buddy. And he had the goons in his dude with him. Oh, that's a move. Yeah, no, we're going to find it. We're going to find it. Yo, if you're on mute, I can play it. I got it. All right. I'm in the wrong way. What? I had to read. This is a show.
Starting point is 01:54:27 I just need out. Oh, man. This is a show. I just need out. I just need out. I just need out. All right. Let me hear you work that.
Starting point is 01:54:42 Yeah, because it's loud. It's a little loud. Let me tell you what I learned from this. Because I learned some things from here. What did you learn? Takeaways? I have a few takeaways. Not that these are the hottest of takes, but just some mal takes from Joe Budden for our 400th episode.
Starting point is 01:54:57 Takeaway number one. Man, what a dramatic effect it adds when you have 10 to 20 goons in the booth as you record in the back of you saying, You know what it is. You're going to die, nigga. That energy. I was always wondering why my street records never connected. It was by yourself. Yeah, I was alone.
Starting point is 01:55:24 Candles lit. Why didn't the fuck anybody tell me? that's one the energy two that really cool pop smoke dance with the leg up i don't have the balance to do because he said i went the wrong way i had tooute, and then I put my leg up and fell. You don't have- I fell right to the- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not for you. No.
Starting point is 01:55:51 That's not for you. It looks like such an easy dance until you give it a shot. Yeah, yeah, no. That's not for you. Is that the male- Is rowdy ankles the same as meknees? Is that our thing? Hey.
Starting point is 01:56:01 Yeah. Chicks can have meknees. We have rowdy ankles. That's right. That's us. Oh, did you see Meg's new twerk little move? Driving the streets mad out there. Oh, the presence. Yes.
Starting point is 01:56:14 The performance. And the skill. The skill. What a trifecta. And she wasn't on the list. Wait, hold on. Now I think about it. Going by B.
Starting point is 01:56:24 Shit. Meg should have been on that list. She wasn't on the list. For sure hold on. Now I think about it. Going by B. Dot shit, Meg should have been on that list. Meg should have been on the list. For sure. Look at that. That was your moment?
Starting point is 01:56:32 That was your Keith moment. Hey. Hey. Hold on, that's you in Miami. That's who? Yeah, because there's
Starting point is 01:56:39 a whole challenge around it now. Okay, gotcha. It does look challenging. Who was that? She should skip the challenge. No.
Starting point is 01:56:45 Who that was? She had the the challenge. No. Who that was? She had the presence, maybe not the skill. Hey, hey, hey. Rah. Rah. What are we doing? Look at homeboy in the back, though. Look at me. Is this a pajama party? Look at Rory. It's a nice pajama.
Starting point is 01:57:02 Why are they trying to get my dick hard at the part? Can you turn this off? What are you Why are you trying to get my dick hard at the bar? Can you turn I turned this off Yeah what are you doing man? I thought we going crazy Don't do that Relax LaJo
Starting point is 01:57:12 LaJoey LaJoey I am I am LaJoey Alright what else is there man? I'm not You've been trying to draw wooden skinny jeans. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 01:57:27 Look at Tyler Perry. All right, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, come on. Wayne.
Starting point is 01:57:34 What about him? Well, we don't know if any of that's true. He sold your masters. Everyone's masters. The whole- Yep. Everyone. You, Nick.
Starting point is 01:57:41 Joe. Biggs. Rory. I don't believe that. Dre. I don't believe it. Not. I don't believe it. Not for $100 million. Tom Petty.
Starting point is 01:57:50 I don't believe it. Don't believe it. Elton John. Who Elton John going to perform with next year at the awards? What rapper? Eminem. Eminem again? We already got him and Joyner, right?
Starting point is 01:58:04 Him and Joyner? I hope not. Elton John and Joyner Lucas?? Him and Joyner? I hope not. Elton John and Joyner Lucas? We didn't get that yet? Oh, I don't think so. Oh, it's coming. Is he going to give it a gay perspective? If y'all don't...
Starting point is 01:58:13 Joyner going to run from us. All right, now this is over. This podcast is over. That's funny. This is over. We out of here. Yo, man, remember? She's not cute.
Starting point is 01:58:23 She's not funny. She's not cute. What was the shit I used to say? She's not funny. She's not cute. She's not ugly. She's just broke. We out of here Yo man remember She's not cute She's not funny She's not cute What was the shit I used to say She's not funny She's not cute She's not ugly She's just broke
Starting point is 01:58:28 We out of here Remember She's not funny She's not cute Nah but you gotta think Joyner giving the gay perspective With Elton John on the hook Would be the funniest song
Starting point is 01:58:35 Of all time It's coming man I think it's coming too It's coming No please don't Did you text Saha and tell him That we need an album
Starting point is 01:58:43 Did anybody do that Or no I don't have Saha's Contact information He we need an album? Did anybody do that or no? I don't have Saha's contact information. He's doing a sketch show. Yeah, he's putting it out. Got this whole rollout happening. So you don't believe that Wayne sold? No.
Starting point is 01:58:55 If he did, that's the worst deal of all time. That's why I don't believe it. Yeah. It was a picture on Twitter. Yeah. It wasn't like a thing. If Wayne sold his, I don't know. Him, Drake, a thing. If Wayne sold his. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:59:06 Him, Drake, and Nick. For a hundred million. Somebody find the receipt. Yeah. That didn't happen. So that's why I don't even really care to touch that. And I don't even know if Wayne owns all the masters of Nicky and Drake to begin with. To sell.
Starting point is 01:59:20 Yeah. And if he doesn't and sold them, Wayne is ill. Now that's why I took the hundred. Like, yo, I don't own these, but take them. I don't believe it.
Starting point is 01:59:29 Can't feed into it because I don't believe it. Well, hypothetically. Hypothetically, if that did happen, that is the worst deal ever. Ever.
Starting point is 01:59:39 Ever. Can you call somebody getting $100 million of bad deals? Yes. Yes, you can. Okay.
Starting point is 01:59:46 If the Knicks, if the Knicks give Frank Nikolichina $100 million, that's a bad deal. For the Knicks, not for Frank. No, never for Frank. For the Knicks, that's a bad deal. So, yes, you can get $100 million. Y'all don't believe this happened because y'all don't believe it's possible? Well, anything is possible i don't believe that little wayne would sell that much music and hits and catalog for 100 million no that's a billion
Starting point is 02:00:15 dollar catalog easily that's aggressive easily a billion dollars so yeah i don't believe it okay that's all we never did get into the Screen man can you pull up The BB King freestyle With Drake and Wayne Speaking of billions We never did get into the line Drake said about
Starting point is 02:00:34 The lights flickering At Universal Kinda just skipped over that bar He was talking his shit Teach me Enlighten me Let me find the exact bar I didn't hear this
Starting point is 02:00:48 I was listening to snow In the snow You did put on snow In the snow didn't you Classics I keep Scribing lights In the universal building Wait classics I keep
Starting point is 02:01:02 Oh scribbling I'm sorry Scribing Scribbling Same shit Lights in the universal building Just keep flickering Yeah I'm sorry Scribbling Scribbling Same shit Lights in the Universal Building Just keep flickering Yeah Keeping the lights on up there
Starting point is 02:01:09 We just Money just keep coming in You would think I'm Irish The way that it stays I didn't want to get into that Dublin Because I was offended by that line Everyone's like
Starting point is 02:01:17 Yo you must have loved that No I was offended Oh no you're getting The shit on now I could be the country With the tax that I pay Governments Whatever
Starting point is 02:01:24 They're doing with my cash is very troubling. I feel him. Okay. February came around. I used to get paid shoveling. Oh, you in his bag. Sold clothes, walked dogs. Trust me, I stayed hustling.
Starting point is 02:01:34 Which I was sad to see not a lot of kids outside shoveling. I had to do it myself. When it came to school, there's no way that I'm A-plus in it. Someone asked me why you didn't just give someone a meek for the shovel. Why don't we just breeze over the A-plus this? The gas station or the rapper? The rapper. Oh, come on, man.
Starting point is 02:01:52 Streets didn't catch this? No, they didn't. When it came to school, there's no way that I'm A-plus in it? How do you think A-plus feels about that? You unearthing this. Actually, I might have to be more sleep in that. Nah, fuck that. Yeah, A-plus for my sleep.
Starting point is 02:02:06 So I dropped out of it. Trust me. I'm not proud of it. Niggas get too comfortable. I got to stop now. I'm done. I'm done. All right, come on, Roy.
Starting point is 02:02:13 What's your takeaway from this? That Drake has a lot of money coming into the Universal building? What was your confusion? Suggesting that the lights is flickering if he's not writing records. Well, you just came in here and told us how bad Ariana Grande's last album was. Is she on Universal? Yes.
Starting point is 02:02:31 Probably. Everyone's on Universal. Yes. Okay. I believe so. I think it's sold. I don't think it depended on my opinion. I'm sure it sold just fine.
Starting point is 02:02:39 Stuttering now. No, I said that straight. There was no stutter. The lights are flickering, Roy. Okay. But I just wanted to know. I just wanted to bring up the bar. I think the lights are probably okay in the Universal Building.
Starting point is 02:02:52 I think they are as well. They own everything. Yeah. The lights will be on. I totally disagree with that. In a Universal Building? I already said what I think Drake and Drake only contributes to the music business, not just the business of Universal, the music business.
Starting point is 02:03:10 So yes, I think that if he's in a bad mood, the lights could get to flickering. Oh, sure. Absolutely. I think that's like commonality, bro. I agree. I just thought it was an interesting bar. I actually really didn't have a take from it. It was just skipped over.
Starting point is 02:03:23 I didn't hear this. They both killed that shit, though. Yeah, no, I reckon it's amazing. Can I actually really didn't have a take from it. I didn't either. It was just skipped over. I didn't hear this. They both killed that shit, though. Yeah, no, I reckon it's amazing. Can I buy it on iTunes? They did make it available. That's the only one you can buy. That's the only one from the No Ceilings 3. Oh, I'm going to buy this.
Starting point is 02:03:34 I want to hear this. I do. I think that's everything. You might be right. My dad tried it again, y'all. What? He tried that. You know I'm coming in and tell y'all about
Starting point is 02:03:46 you can't talk basketball with him because he's just going to tell you that Will Chamberlain scored 100 points right against plumbers
Starting point is 02:03:53 oh man I'm not going to tell you about his Rick Barry Steph Curry take nah I like it I'm not no I can't I like it
Starting point is 02:04:02 I'm a protect that's why I know he didn't say Rick Barry was better than Steph. Let's go, Whites. I know he didn't say that. The great white father. Let's go, Whites.
Starting point is 02:04:15 I'm going to call my dad. Steph Curry is arguably one of the best point guards to ever play the game. He might be the best point guard. I'm going to call my dad, but be nice. He just got out of the rehab shit. Okay. So don't be mean. We'll never meet you.
Starting point is 02:04:27 We love you, dad. Come on, Pop. He probably know I'm about to. Yes, sir. Pop, this is Joe Butt, the real Joe Button, calling from the Joe Button podcast. Listen. You're junior, though. Yeah, but I'm the real Joe Button.
Starting point is 02:04:44 Listen. Listen to this, Pop. I was telling the fellas here about your Rick Barry, Steph Curry take, if you'd like to repeat it for the whole world. Only if you're going to repeat Bill Russell. Only if you're going to repeat Bill Russell for the young people that don't know about it. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 02:05:02 What do you want me to say about Bill Russell? Tell everybody what I say. Tell them if there was this guy who in his junior year of college took his team all the way. Then in his senior year of college he took his team all the way.
Starting point is 02:05:18 He entered the NBA, won rookie of the year, and took his team all the way. And then he took his team all the way another six years in a row. What would you call that guy? Lucky. Bill Russell is one of the greats. He's definitely arguing.
Starting point is 02:05:33 Anybody under 40 don't know to understand that. So when you talk about greatest of all time, because y'all didn't see it, they didn't experience it. Bill Russell is in the conversation. Bill Russell is top 30 for sure. Top 30.
Starting point is 02:05:49 Yeah, see? All right. Okay. Don't do that. All right. Okay. But what did you say about Rick Barry, though? Okay.
Starting point is 02:05:55 So I told you I had the pleasure of watching the ABA. The ABA was exciting. Rick Barry was exciting. I seen Rick Barry and look it up, win numerous games by hitting 30 and 40 footers at the buzzer because the three-point shot was out then when it wasn't in the NBA. So I thought his percentage might have been a little better, at least equivalent to Curry. Not on a consistent basis, but on the fact that at that time, he was the greatest outside shooter in NBA, period.
Starting point is 02:06:27 Hands down. Okay. But, Pop, you do believe that Steph Curry is a way better shooter than Rick Barry? Of course. Okay. Of course. You know, I heard some of these.
Starting point is 02:06:37 Listen, listen, listen, Maul. Listen. Listen, Maul. I wasn't one of the people who jumped on the Steph Curry bandwagon when he got to the NBA. You saw it early. I was rooting for him in college. Yeah, you saw it early.
Starting point is 02:06:48 I was rooting for him when he was at Butler, wherever he was, and went to North Carolina schools. Yeah. I was rooting for him. Yeah. No, Rick Barry was a shooter, but Steph is easily the best shooter we've ever seen. But Rick Barry is another one of those NBA stories that people didn't see it and they don't know about it. You know, the game was different. Oh, no, we don't want to talk about the game was different.
Starting point is 02:07:09 I'll take up your whole show on that. You know, but there's probably a circus in town that day. Rick Barry was going off and they didn't bring the cameras to film it. No, no. No, Jim, I will. Chamberlain. All right. Oh, well, you make it a joke.
Starting point is 02:07:24 You're absolutely correct. I told you that story. The reason Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game is not on film. Bobby told that story. We know that story already. What else do you want to know?
Starting point is 02:07:38 I want to know Bill Bradley's career averages. Bill Bradley? I don't know. Ask Nate Robinson. I don to know Bill Bradley's career averages. Bill Bradley? I don't know. Ask Nick Robinson. I don't know, man. All right, no, I'm fucking with you, Pop. That's all.
Starting point is 02:07:52 That's okay. I love you anyway, man. Hey, Pop, how you feel about them acknowledging the Negro Leagues as major league stats now? Nah, whack. Too late. Whacking. Big deal. Big deal.
Starting point is 02:08:03 It's nothing. Acknowledge it for what? You know, 30 years from now, 40 years from now, people are going to see, oh, well, they was the major leagues. No, not at all. Bullshit. Too late. Too little, too late.
Starting point is 02:08:13 Yeah, I feel you on that. Hey, what you think Babe Ruth would have did if Randy Johnson was standing at the plate? His fat ass would have struck out. No, no, I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I believe he would have been good. He would have been good. Y'all better stop rallying my dad up. No, no, no don't believe that. I don't believe that. I believe he would have been good. He would have been good. Y'all better stop riling my dad up.
Starting point is 02:08:28 No, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. Listen, Ma, Joby, I'll tell you the whole story. You know, I don't believe in any of those old-time white baseball players. None of them. But when somebody does something that nobody else is doing, you have to give them credit. You know, Bay Rouge was hitting more home runs than teams were hitting home
Starting point is 02:08:46 runs. So nobody else was doing this back then, so he had to be special. For sure. Absolutely. I agree. Alright, well listen. Babe Ruth was built like Kevin James. He would have gotten... So was David Ortiz. So was a lot of these
Starting point is 02:09:01 heavier dudes. They had steroids. Well, we're glad that your leg is good. I'm here with my nurse right now. As I'm talking, she's giving me dirty eyes because I'm slowing her up. I'm here with my home service nurse right now.
Starting point is 02:09:17 So, you know, yeah, I'm doing great. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right, Pop, we'll talk to you soon. All right. Yeah, bye. Bye. Damn. That is out of here go crazy yeah yeah i know i know oh oh what the fuck uh i don't think i have anything else that i need need to give him that's all you got? I need to give them. We reviewed Your Honor last week. That's coming on Sunday.
Starting point is 02:09:51 That's fine. I'm excited. The music industry is shut down. Oh, the fight is tonight too. Canelo, right? Oh, yeah? Yeah, he fights tonight. I might. Canelo versus Smith tonight. Boxing's been holding it down the last couple weeks. Spending some great back-to-backs.
Starting point is 02:10:07 Just leaves you. Go fight. Leaves me to what? Fight. You and Jake Cole. I'm not fighting anybody. Jake Cole? No, Jake Cole.
Starting point is 02:10:15 Jake Cole, too. I'm not fighting Jake Cole. You going to fight Jake Cole and Jake Cole? No. I'm not fighting all the J's or Jigs. Okay. I'm not fighting anyone, actually. No, you're definitely losing because you have Velcro sneakers on.
Starting point is 02:10:32 How you Velcro your sneakers and think you could beat somebody up? Tie your shoes like a man. Why did I think the Velcro sneakers were my best snow option? That's the more troubling issue there. Yeah, no, I don't think That there's anything else That I need to get to Let me see Beat up Wayne
Starting point is 02:10:50 The Key Krippin Chopin Em Conway Oh Cardi's got a new show Oh yeah Yeah Cardi's got a new Cardi's got a new show With Facebook
Starting point is 02:11:00 It's called Cardi Tries Blank So she's gonna be It's her trying different things it's her golfing it's her being a teacher it's her trying ballet it's her just trying mad things i think it's a great idea it's a great trailer looked hilarious the name kind of sucks but cardi tries i kind of like it i like the name too because it tells you exactly what it is exactly what you're gonna get and it seems like
Starting point is 02:11:25 every episode will be memeable content oh yeah and that just always seems to be a hit today yeah I don't know I don't know
Starting point is 02:11:33 when y'all are getting the next Cardi album I don't know yeah it don't seem to be a trace of it yeah next thing might be
Starting point is 02:11:40 Cardi tries retiring anyways I'll ask anyways I like it bro Cardi tries retiring. Anyways, I'll ask. Anyway. I like it, bro. Yo, man, what is wrong with us today? Let me ask just more specifically about this headline. Transgender activist makes argument for all children to be put on puberty blockers until they can determine their identity.
Starting point is 02:12:05 I think that person is a fucking idiot. Skip right by it, Moe. Wait, what? I was asking Moe. I think that person's an idiot. I agree. Whoever that person is. A fucking idiot.
Starting point is 02:12:18 So you won't be putting your children on puberty blockers? No. Until they figure out their identity? Absolutely not. That's the dumbest shit ever. First thing you did when you realized puberty was hidden. All of you. Got a nut out.
Starting point is 02:12:26 What are you talking about? I said, what just came out of my dick? Holy shit. What is that feeling? One day we're going to grow up and be mature. No, we're not. That's the real answer
Starting point is 02:12:36 to puberty though. Responsible and adult life. Try to grow a mustache and get a nut out. I was so confused with my feelings. I was like, no. I nutted and was like,
Starting point is 02:12:44 what the fuck is this? Awesome. And let's do it again. And then I nutted and was like, what the fuck is this? Awesome. And let's do it again. Matter of fact, I'm going to do this as many times a day as I can. And I'm going to start rubbing my dick on anything that I can. Oh, the couch? Let's see how this feels. Fact.
Starting point is 02:12:59 Oh, this is a nice pillow. Oh, mom's nice towels. The floor. I rubbed's nice towels. The floor. I rubbed that shit all in the carpet. You know, a kid, a kid discovering his dick
Starting point is 02:13:14 is a really sick process. Yeah. That's gotta be the weird part about being a parent. It's like witnessing that. Yeah. Poor women just get a period and some cramps.
Starting point is 02:13:23 We over here getting carpet burn on our balls. Like, oh, let me see if this feels good. Rory's a sick man. Nigga. Did A-plus try to sneak something out in 07? I wouldn't be surprised. What the hell is...
Starting point is 02:13:41 Let me see what the hell is going on here. I ain't mad at that if you did. All right. Okay. I'll give him one more shot of here. All right. I see how I missed this one. That's how my music reviews go nowadays.
Starting point is 02:14:01 Let's see what this one's. All right, man. I'm done. Let's see what this one's Alright man I'm done I'm trying to buy the Fucking A plus All that Like I can't find it And I'm not gonna do that
Starting point is 02:14:13 Because Maul played that As a sleeper Maul's just ahead of his time That's it The A plus record On the throwback sleeper Um I feel like we can't have
Starting point is 02:14:29 we shouldn't have really had a real conversation and we'll do this during our year and wrap up but still I feel like we shouldn't even
Starting point is 02:14:37 attempt it to address the best of the year conversation without mentioning Pop Smoke's name I think that's egregious I like that. Absolutely.
Starting point is 02:14:45 I saw B. Dot's album list that just came out and the fact that Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon is not on there is offensive. B. Dot, no disrespect. I don't get my album tics from you. Because you should have had Pop Smoke on that list. That album front to
Starting point is 02:15:02 back is crazy. But why I like B. Dot is he'll say his opinion and stand by it. I respect it. And say why he feels that way. But any list of best rap albums of 2020 without Pop Smoke, I'm just...
Starting point is 02:15:14 Yeah. Yeah. Both of his albums were fire. Welcome to the Woo or Meet the Woo 2 and then the Posse Miss album. I might have wrote that one off quickly because it was so similar. I like that.
Starting point is 02:15:29 I should go back to it. I like that about albums. I liked it about that. I just didn't really pay it too much mind because of that. What's the Popsmoke album? The first one. No, it was good. It was really good.
Starting point is 02:15:41 Yeah. Man, I wish he could have been here to see what he did to the streets. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, could have been here To see what he did to the streets Yeah Yeah I mean He sees it though We don't get that A whole lot
Starting point is 02:15:50 Where an act comes out And I've said this before here Where an act comes out And All of the thotty crews Like this person Even if you never heard Even if you weren't too familiar
Starting point is 02:16:02 With this person This person's voice Turn turned up the crews. Yeah. The girly crews. All of them. Oh, yeah. Not even that. It's just certain artists where everybody agrees.
Starting point is 02:16:14 Dudes, too. I like certain records just because girls like them. But he was in that. Now, I like this record, too. You know, it's sad because. And I thought about him a lot when the Rowdy clip came out. Yeah, and that's, I like this record too. Yeah. You know, it's sad because... And I thought about him a lot when the Rowdy clip came out. Yeah, and that's what I was going to say.
Starting point is 02:16:29 We didn't get to see... Experience. Or experience such a monumental thing, which would have been Pop Smoke, Rowdy, Bobby Shmurda, you know, together. Mm-hmm. Representing the sound, representing the city. Fabio, too.
Starting point is 02:16:49 Fabio. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's sad, man. Like, we don't get to see these or experience these moments. And Pop, you know, he's a star. We see it. He's a star. I knew he was a star the moment I heard him. His voice was so unique, and just his style, his energy.
Starting point is 02:17:04 The moment I heard him, his voice was so unique and just his style, his energy. You just know when certain people are supposed to be on a stage or supposed to be behind a mic. And he was definitely one of those for me. It's just that. Yeah. I just wanted to make sure that his name was mentioned because we did take a sec to get into some of these best of the year lists. Yeah. That's one.
Starting point is 02:17:23 I want to stay with the sad news. I want to say rest in peace to the young lady i almost am unsure if i should say her name uh but the young lady that uh got the surgery in columbia and lost her life that's uh i think on the internet she went by jocelyn cano i'm not sure if that is her real name and i didn't really want to do that because all the details have not emerged from this but it's a really really sad story i was familiar with her from instagram and um i just want to send my condolences to her family fans friends and loved ones i also want to shout out anybody who again this is the holidays real
Starting point is 02:18:05 difficult time of the year for people uh and a difficult year for people and unfortunately for a lot of people a difficult a difficult looking future when you try to look into it um and i just feel like it should be acknowledged that That's all. Absolutely. My heart is with y'all. And me, man. This time it's tough for my mom. It's tough for some people that have lost people around the holidays. On my son's birthday, I was with my entire family, and my mom was telling me about when her dad died when I was three.
Starting point is 02:18:43 She was asking me if i remember which i do not uh and i kind of it was a nice laugh with her like the fuck i don't remember it's like three years old i don't but she was talking about it was just interesting hearing hearing a parent talk about losing a parent that you don't really remember and i was like thank god that i was so young that i didn't even get to see you in that type of turmoil yeah um so again heart out to hearts out to anyone who the holidays is just a really difficult time for and there's a lot of y'all so yeah shout out to y'all what else do i what else do i have uh before i go before i go before i go before i go pop smoke jocelyn cano mall hasn't canceled sabrina claudio yet Before I go, before I go, Pop Smoke, Jocelyn Cano,
Starting point is 02:19:28 Maul hasn't canceled Sabrina Claudio yet. You bringing her back for 2021? She wasn't technically canceled. You bringing back Resurrections? Absolutely. Uh-oh. Resurrections back. Yeah, that's going to be my superpower Monday. I'm going to get my superpower.
Starting point is 02:19:41 Cancelling people? I'm bringing Sabrina Claudio back. Just her. Very talented artist. Yeah, I'm bringing her get my superpowers. Cancelling people. I'm bringing Sabrina Claudio back. Just her. Very talented artist. Yeah, I'm bringing her back. That's her? Yes. She really grew up during this cancellation.
Starting point is 02:19:53 Hey. You can see the personal growth. Oh, man. Don't objectify. It looks like she did some personal self-inventory. Some self-reflecting. Yeah, man. She always look good, though.
Starting point is 02:20:03 I'm going to have to double back and see the growth. Damn, look. See, everybody want double C? It's my superpower. I'm using my superpower on that, not yours. Oh, yeah. Our superpowers come sooner. Yeah, mine do.
Starting point is 02:20:13 I still don't know what mine shit about to be. It's about to be crazy, though. Yeah. Yeah, it's about to be crazy, man. Nah, shit. I'm about to go up. It's up and it's stuck there. What the fuck does that even mean?
Starting point is 02:20:24 Yo, don't say that again. What the fuck does that even mean? Not that it's stuck there. What the fuck does that even mean? Yo, don't say that again. What the fuck does that even mean? Not that it's stuck there. What the fuck does that even mean? What if y'all get moan powers? Moan? Yeah. Mad $300 for y'all.
Starting point is 02:20:34 Nah. Unlimited $300. Any time. I'm going to be mad. Chatty House is an ATM for y'all. I'm pissed off if that's my superpower. I get to moan. But like, that's the only way you can speak.
Starting point is 02:20:44 Fuck out of here. Well, we'll be at the edge of our seats, guys. We will. Awaiting. Yeah. For what? Your superpower. To see y'all powers.
Starting point is 02:20:55 We're going to go ahead and get out of here. Yo, Mo. What's up, man? One last thing before we go. Let's do it. It's a great hoodie, by the way. Thank you, brother. I should do this as a sleeper.
Starting point is 02:21:09 What? Actually, I am. I'll do it as a sleeper that's what i'll do so we'll end the podcast i got a chef coming i gotta get back for but because you keep talking about having sent keisha great great i took a i took a little i took a little gander at keisha's essential playlist no she got records I don't know it no but she got records that even I somebody who picked her to win kind of forgot about yeah I don't know if it's only heaven sent that she already gonna have to deal with no no that's not what I'm saying I'm just saying that's the one that everyone no heaven sent is the record she should end the verses with we agree to that that's like the I'm not agreeing that's the undeniable I haven't sent is the oneiable i won the last round yeah i won the
Starting point is 02:21:45 last round but she got a couple of other no absolutely i'm just saying heaven sent is her anticipating i should have cheated that's gonna be the one yeah even though i don't know if that will win but that's gonna be a moment when it comes on wait this is gonna be a moment when it comes on hold up now a point against anything all right hold up no that's going to be a moment when it comes on. Wait. This is going to be a moment when it comes on, Paul. Hold up now. Is Ashanti Beats a point against anything? All right, hold up. No, that's not what I said. It's a big record.
Starting point is 02:22:09 I said the opposite. I said I don't think that it's a point against quite a few Ashanti records, but it's going to be a moment. When that record comes on, no matter what, it's going to be a moment. What does Ashanti have that beats I Should Have Cheated? Any of the Ja records, maybe. I don't think she'd play those against us. I think Ashanti has a lot of records of that.
Starting point is 02:22:30 Reign beats anything. I don't know. I think a lot of people may give I should have cheated a point over Reign. Yo, what if Keisha plays Heaven Sent? First. In the last round. And Ashanti comes with Reign. Oh, Reign on me wins. i don't know about all that i don't i don't i believe rain on me to be ashanti's best song that's my personal opinion
Starting point is 02:22:54 i don't think anyone would really disagree and what a best song what a best song yo and for 2021 let me get this out the too. I'm changing all of my criterias. In the future, when we start talking about the best rappers of all time, I'm taking your best songs from every project and placing them on one project. Okay. And whoever has the best project, I'm giving them more points. I'm not mad at that. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:23:25 I'm not mad at that. A greatest hits battle. You're taking the versus model, basically. I also think I also think that How'd you come up with that? Zone, zone, zone. I also think that .000 something percent of every album I also think that point zero zero zero
Starting point is 02:23:47 something percent of every album that is released should go toward the people that came before oh like a hip hop R&B
Starting point is 02:23:59 whatever that union is but I think there should be some type of maybe you have had to put out three albums to participate in that. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 02:24:10 I see where you're going. I see where you're going. You just need to have some type of structure and some type of place where automatically after you do this. Yeah, before a thing. If an album comes out, this much goes to the people that paved the road.
Starting point is 02:24:25 So that the people in our culture are always taking care of health benefits. Yes. Yeah, it's got to happen. Yeah, we talked about that before, I think, a hip-hop benefits type of thing. Yeah. Why don't we fire, too, is if our government gave us health insurance. That would be fine. We're trying to start on the smaller scale.
Starting point is 02:24:43 We got to start small with hip-hop. You just want handouts. We're trying to start on a smaller scale. We got to start small with hip hop. You just want handouts. And then go to government. That's what Canada does, right? Yeah. A lot. Everybody other than the US. Pretty much everyone other than us.
Starting point is 02:24:55 Every civilized country. These are human beings. Even uncivilized countries are like, oh, are you sick? Come here. Let me help. Here, take this. She's going to have to deal with this one more. Even uncivilized countries are like, oh are you sick? Come here, let me help. Here, take this.
Starting point is 02:25:08 She gonna have to deal with this one, boy. You gonna watch this verse, it's alone. Say, Vaughn, you gonna be in your own crib when this come out? This verse is January 9th. You gonna watch this one alone, huh? A little slow dance, a little waltz in the bedroom Waltz Where were you? Huh? You gon' sing to him? Hey!
Starting point is 02:25:33 Hold up, man, where my heroin at, Fakesha? And where were you? We were bright at night Waitin' up Look now, now I'm all on the phone I'm all sending texts out now At night Waiting up Come in without you Thinking of All the times we shared I remember when my heart broke
Starting point is 02:26:00 I remember when I gave up loving you My heart couldn't take no more of you I was sad and lonely I remember when I walked out I remember when I chose to somehow I was sad and lonely No one knew comes on well when all the keisha songs come on see because the part that hold on let me turn this off because i don't want to miss this verse the part that people got fucked up with keisha right and before the battle i'll really give my honest assessment but ashanti is a writer so she should have more to pull from than keisha
Starting point is 02:26:43 but the part that people sleep on with keisha is for Keisha's career, she had top dollar budgets behind her. Like she got the Missy songs when she wanted it. She got the Brian Michael Cox when she wanted it. Like she pulling from niggas. So I just think that that is going a bit understated in this battle. Now, back to the verse. I went through all the love. I stayed deep in my heart for you. Didn't know where I would go or where I would be.
Starting point is 02:27:21 But you made me leave. And plus my heart, it just, it just kept telling me so Oh, I remember when my heart broke I remember when I gave up loving you I couldn't take no more of you I was sad and lonely I remember when I walked out I remember when I said I hated you
Starting point is 02:27:51 But somehow deep inside still loving you So sad and lonely There was nowhere else to go I was nowhere else to turn to He try to act like he never heard this bridge, Keisha. Boy, don't talk on Keisha. Don't talk on Keisha. I mean, he probably didn't have a radio in his house, Keisha, growing up. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 02:28:14 I promise myself I will love me first, genuinely. Well, love me first, genuinely I remember when my heart broke I remember when I gave up loving you My heart couldn't take no more of you I was down and lonely I remember when I walked out I present when I listened to all the Keisha joints on you just different on her verses when she sings this it's gonna look a little different than singing a hook on a job record I'm gonna hit differently
Starting point is 02:28:56 I remember when I walked out hey hey hey Keisha and disobey the time limit when this comes on. Let this one rock. Let it roll. And give us some more. Mo, this is the point. Mo's never seen a girl storm out of his house before. This is the point. She don't know that feeling.
Starting point is 02:29:24 I never stormed my house. You never came home. It's always quiet. This is the point. I'm sad. I love it. You never came home. It's always quiet. That was a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful soothing sound of the Queen Keisha Cole. That tune is called I Remember. Don't touch that down. We'll be back with some more Latin FM tunes. Yo, Savon, are you going to forget about Long Island when you get to the city?
Starting point is 02:29:47 Yeah, you know he's going to start acting funny Well, in Manhattan, things are a little, you know Got to tell his mom, alright, maybe I'll see you for Thanksgiving Big Savon, it's over a year I can't wait till a fight starts in his crib and a chick slams the door on an exit And he hung up all the pictures by himself so they fall. Yeah, 100%. Only a few people understand that one.
Starting point is 02:30:09 When Shorty slammed the door and all the shit that you put up falls. And now your neighbor who lives underneath you got the broom to her ceiling for the rest of the night. Bop, bop, bop. I hate that. Stop, stop it.
Starting point is 02:30:22 Me walking here. Every step they've made in the past 24 hours. Yeah. New York is crazy. Roy, give him a little jam off your album, man. Come on. Nah. You give him the exclusive?
Starting point is 02:30:32 Nah. Not on this pod. Soon, though. Which pod? Your 90 spinoff pods. I got 90 spinoff pods? You did a lot of pods. Every weekend, he's doing a spinoff pod.
Starting point is 02:30:44 It's true. Well, that's for one pod, though. All of them? Yeah. I'm shooting a whole season. I'm clipping up. It's a pandemic. If it's a whole season, it's not one pod, right?
Starting point is 02:30:53 Well, it's a bunch of episodes. See? And it's one season. Change the game again. Again. I mean, listen. Yo, how many times can we change it, honestly? The game was one way.
Starting point is 02:31:03 Then I showed up. And the game was another way. 2021, the second half, we change it? Honestly. The game was one way. Then I showed up. And the game was another way. 2021, the second half, we leaving it the same. You change it. It's on you now. No, I will give exclusives on this pod. I meant not on this episode is what I should have said. Marlene said a word since that Keisha hook came on.
Starting point is 02:31:21 Yo, you here with us? Are you alive? Because he remembered. I'm right here. He's in the zone. I remember when my heart broke. Yeah. came on. Yo, you here with us? Yes. Are you alive? Because he remembered. I'm right here. He's in the zone. I remember when my heart broke. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:30 She got to deal with that. She got to stand across from that. Great record. Hey, the COVID will be gone by then. Listen, I love Keisha. Hey, the COVID will be gone when that record come on, right? Hopefully, yeah. Might come back, right? Might come back.
Starting point is 02:31:39 Yo, had to halt the battle. It's the second wave. Man, that shit look good. What that from? Truck. The green truck? Yeah. Make a little run to the green truck. Oh, no. It's the second wave. Man, that shit look good. What that from? The green truck? Yeah. Make a little run to the green truck. Oh, no.
Starting point is 02:31:48 I got a chef coming. Damn, I forgot. Truck, no. No. No, I don't want the green truck, okay? Look at Joe shouting to all the people out that are struggling through the holidays. And now financially. We ain't struggling.
Starting point is 02:32:02 When you got to buy stuff for your kids and all that. Yeah, I got a chef coming just on a casual Friday. Don't do that. Say, Vaughn just got a raise. Erickson got a raise till Rory asked to see the books again. Like, everybody's doing all right, man. Everybody's doing good. Come on, Rory.
Starting point is 02:32:19 What you got for us? Oh, wait. And I really appreciate that text you sent me. Yeah, that was my sleeper. I really appreciate that text that you sent me yesterday. Fire on there. Oh, wait. And I really appreciate that text you sent me. Yeah, that was my sleeper. I really appreciate that text that you sent me yesterday. Fire on there. Oh, yeah. Fire on there.
Starting point is 02:32:30 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's his shit coming? That's his shit. Can I say his name? Never mind. Never mind. I didn't tell him that I shared it with you. No, it's Mac shit.
Starting point is 02:32:41 Mac Ayers. Shout out my guy, Mac. Mac, I got your shit, and it's fire. All right? Mac got the single. I think it's January 8th. Is the single coming up? I fuck with Mac. No, Mac is a good dude. Matter of fact, I'm going to play a sleeper. Mac, I got your shit, and it's fire, all right? Mac got the single. I think it's January 8th. Is the single coming up? I fuck with Mac.
Starting point is 02:32:47 Nah, Mac is a good dude. Matter of fact, I'm going to play a sleepover of his old records. That'd be crazy. When your roach finish? You really the roach? Ain't no roach, bro. Aurora can't even find the fire that's coming your way. St. John, I see you trying to be the sniper.
Starting point is 02:33:05 I see you. I just want. John, I see you trying to beat a sniper. I see you. I just want you to know I see you. No, I didn't know. I remember it was your sleeper. I wasn't prepared. We had 230. We're getting out of here. Okay, great.
Starting point is 02:33:14 All right, then I'll do some throwback shit. I'll have Drake keep the universal lights on. Southern Smoke. Get in my slick brick mode. You know what I mean? I'ma tell y'all a story real quick She got him sayin' there's no Alice without the tin man Crib was two mil, plus I just bought a couch for ten grand Even if the house was ten grand
Starting point is 02:33:36 And there was no pool, would I still be without my swim fan? The ceiling could be higher, she makin' requests Don't know if she feelin' me or she be feelin' what I buy ya Purses are light now, she use them all the time So she smilein' to the point that it hurt when she bite now And she simply a new model, stay spendin' dollars But she got less sense than an empty perfume bottle In time she a solid chick, and I'm a sucker for the cuties
Starting point is 02:33:59 So she always lookin' good with my wallet stick Chillin' on the linen, she all up in the closet so much Got a hunch that she's feeling other women Why does Drake sound like Banks? Cause this was when Banks was popping Got it Video girl Ay, y'all, you have to listen
Starting point is 02:34:15 I'm in a bad position, I fell in love with her Video girl This was when Pima bent a peg Video girl No, the hook is fine without me Video girl Not much change to this song You put on this bass
Starting point is 02:34:35 I bet she smiles Cause she loves what she sees in the mirror I bet she's out meeting directors instead And frustrated cause she's already been addressed in they head Be a teacher, open up shop if you could do nails fine Fly for a business loan and I'm gonna chill in them slides It's a little time, it's a poppin' effect, it's your only option Gotta do what I do, other than jam time
Starting point is 02:34:54 The director still wants you to get the serious All this and half of these rappers, oh Hasha, Sasha, that's the backstop I'm just a boy, can't be anyone after I just give my opinion for laughter And you know that the director is talking. Yeah, definitely. Allegedly.
Starting point is 02:35:08 Of course. Take your ass out of Jeezy's face And as your man I won't back down first But they got you doing softcore background work That's messed up like an officer that pulls you over Then he asks questions later and pat down first But you ain't Tandy Newton and this ain't crash air The resolutions passed baby this ain't last year Look I got a message I said I got some beats there Regina Hall and Garcelle and Elise Nip Neal Young girls, these here women with big dreams Role models that you can watch on the big screen
Starting point is 02:35:48 If you refuse to change and you that chick still Respect yourself, don't be convinced that these tricks real You got an audience, believe it or not My cousin can't speak, no delivery Let's drag Video Girl from like 05 Maybe 04 Video Girl Yo, if 05. Maybe 04. Video girl. Yo, if...
Starting point is 02:36:08 I fell in love with video girl. I wonder where he came up with the concept for that one. Like, man. The thing that all of us have lived through? Where did he pull from? Wow. Where did he draw such inspiration? All right.
Starting point is 02:36:22 Play a joint from Mase. This is Niggas Wanna Act. They just said Mac. Yo, check this out, right? Call them on the vibes. And you don't want a problem with this guy. Just open the shop. When's the battle going?
Starting point is 02:36:35 M-A-D-L-A-S-I-N-E. And if you're out trying to find me, I think I should warn you. I get hard when I want to. Angeletti. Bad boy. niggas ain't ready Yo, you the type of cat in the building holding the cracks Playing son of niggas on the corner holding the gags Nigga come through, a nigga kill, never go back You the nigga never there but seem to know all the facts
Starting point is 02:37:00 Yo, I know niggas like you cause I meet em all the time And I greet em with a nine, if they ever keep his mind Once I lose, I get low, put a fool in the yoke Two to a stoke, take his jewels and his coat More than likely, you ain't got the like me And this might be the last time I take you nicely For my legion, fill up the season and start squeezin' Niggas talkin' shit, be behind the cards weavin'
Starting point is 02:37:20 There's no breathin', ain't nobody in here leavin' You kill my man, I kill your bitch, now we even I'm from a cold world where it's bleeding, twenty degrees and Fahrenheit Niggas get sniped for no reason Do a lot of work, got plenty funds And many guns, many sons Niggas do anything to anyone And on the streets, I don't doubt none So when you talk to maids, better watch your mouth, son Yo, if niggas wanna act, we can act You niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap
Starting point is 02:37:44 You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna act, we can act You niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna style, we style If you get foul, we get foul You get wild, we get wild If niggas wanna act, we can act If niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna style, we style
Starting point is 02:37:57 If you get foul, we get foul You get wild, we get wild Started with a blue whip, blue quick Got a silver new whip Cause Fez watch when I do shit Keep poppin' up new shit, new shit Think the whole Harlem world on some clue shit With Chris Bubz, it was drip club niggas
Starting point is 02:38:13 Peace to the street team, y'all get love, niggas Six years ago, I was a have-not nigga Hot nigga, represent for all my block niggas Now I'm six drop niggas, baguette rock niggas Ten G's a-showin', I ain't even drop niggas Shock nuette rock niggas 10 G's a show and I ain't even drop niggas Shock niggas, who thought I was a pop nigga? You go against Mace, you get your wig rocked nigga Players like me, I leave your whole block bitter
Starting point is 02:38:33 Roll hard like when I see the bank stop, nigga Hustle is a hustle so I never knock a nigga Don't really fuck with Dame but still a cop jigger Yo, if niggas wanna act, we can act You niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna act, we can act If you niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna style, we style If you get foul, we get foul You get wild, we get wild If niggas wanna act, we can act If niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap
Starting point is 02:38:53 That's me, so if the Harlem World If niggas wanna act, featuring Busta Dope bracket, dope bracket I'ma play some classic Lupe shit, this is Dumb and Dumb Dumb and Dumb. Dumb. Dumb and Dumb. Coolest nigga, what? Dumb and Dumb.
Starting point is 02:39:14 FNF, uh. Dumb and Dumb. Dumb and Dumb. I'm fearless, now hear this. I'm earless, and I'm peerless. That means I'm eyeless, which means I'm tearless. Which means my iris resides where my ears is. Which means I'm blinded, but I'ma find it I can feel its nearness, but I'ma veer So I don't come near, like a chicken or a
Starting point is 02:39:34 deer But I remember I'm not a listener or a seer So my windshield's smear, here you steer I really shouldn't be behind this, clearly cause my blindness The windshield is menstrual, the whole grill is roadkill So trill and so sincere yeah I'm both them there to both pills when the bloke in the trench coat and the lokes in the cheerhead approached them here made it clear as a ghost so a bite of other thokes in the mirror the writer of the quotes for the ghost who supplier of the notes to the living rivets in his rosette pockets full of posies given to the mother of the
Starting point is 02:40:04 deceased awaking that war so I'm resting in peace You going over niggas' heads, Lou They telling me that they don't feel you We ain't graduate from school, nigga Them big words ain't cool, nigga Yeah, I heard me and Vicious, nigga Make a song for the bitches, nigga We don't care about the weather, niggas
Starting point is 02:40:25 You'll sell more brackets if you And I'm mouthless, which means I'm soundless Now as far as the hearing, I found it It was as far as the distance from an earring to the groundless But the door knockers on the ear of a stewardess That's Lupe Fiasco, Dumb It Down off the classic album, The Cool Oh yeah, it was the coolest anniversary, right? Was it? It was Lupe Fiasco Dumb it Down off the classic album The Cool oh yeah it was the coolest
Starting point is 02:40:45 anniversary right was it it was I might have seen that maybe that's why I got inspired subconsciously or something classic album
Starting point is 02:40:52 it was should have went triple it might have definitely went platinum as it should have I'm just using the I know I understand it's party time
Starting point is 02:41:00 oh you made a whole reference Jay Z said oh it's party time never done before. Hope y'all enjoyed this pod, episode 400, man. We'll be back for episode 401. Shout out to the day ones and the last day listeners. Shout out to the people that have kept us afloat.
Starting point is 02:41:22 We love you guys, man. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there Until the next time I bid you adieu Peace, hasta la vista, arrivederci So long, goodbye, all that good shit Remember life is a series of moments And moments pass So let's make this one last
Starting point is 02:41:38 As if it's all we have Y'all hold it down, be safe this weekend, man Enjoy the fight tonight. Huh? Versus tonight too. Yes, versus tonight. They doing it for the bay. Shout out to E-40, shout out to Too Short, the whole Bay Area. Run with a sit tight, click with Mike's, get in your shit. What?
Starting point is 02:42:03 Show your shit's tight When I'm warm Shit is worldwide Like Doc Hall Know the rock swamps Get up in the last night Don't strong arm In the place In the farm
Starting point is 02:42:12 Apparently Cardi B Is giving out free sex toys For Christmas That's cool Cardi is doing everything Almost everything Toys and sex is cool Yeah
Starting point is 02:42:20 Lacing her black king New show Free dild show New sex toys Rocket Pussies Rocket Pussies Got it Got it Got it Outro Music Did Royce say anything in that room you was just in?
Starting point is 02:43:12 No. Well, not while I was there. I was in there for 10 minutes. Tracy Lee, what up, bro? Huh? I would love a good Royce curse out. Hands out, Tracy. I would love a good voice curse out No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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