The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 400 | "Man On the Moan"
Episode Date: December 19, 2020Joe wants to establish that the podcast is NOT an album review podcast (13:20), although the guys do react to Eminem's response to Snoop Dogg on his latest album (16:50). B. Dot's list shook up the in...ternet which leads the guys to give their opinion and a preview to the JBP "year end wrap up" (29:30), the transition of moving on your own from your parents house (55:25), Joe reflects on recording 400 episodes (1:20:30), LaKeith Stanfield moaning for a chance to win $300 (1:35:45) and MORE! Sleeper Picks Joe | Keyshia Cole - “I Remember” Rory | Drake - “Video Girl” Mal | Mase - “Niggaz Wanna Act” (Ft. Busta Rhymes) Parks | Lupe Fiasco - “Dumb It Down”
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Now you don't want to repeat yourself, right?
We're not getting a deal there, Joey.
Yeah, no, we're not getting a deal with Tyler Perry Studios.
What Parks said and won't say is Tyler Perry is a billionaire with no bitches.
That's what the internet said.
I was just repeating.
To what I say, that boy does not want bitches.
I like it.
I like the way Rory's starting the game.
There's a reason he doesn't have them.
Yeah, I like it. Can't let Rory's Starting the game There's a reason he doesn't have him Yeah
I like it
Can't let Rory call Tyler Perry boy
Yeah that's the bigger issue
Yeah I don't know Rory
That's true
You might have to throw hands now
And maybe I do want a Tyler Perry
Podcast deal
I like his studio
An illustrious set he has there
In Atlanta
Yeah we can record
We can record in the White House
Yeah Beautiful beautiful Beautiful set Beautiful location But why did the internet an illustrious set he has there in Atlanta. Yeah, we can record in the White House.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Beautiful location.
But why did the internet say that about Tyler Perry?
He posted it.
Oh, he said that?
Yeah, he said this is what a midlife crisis looks like.
I'm 51, single,
and wondering what the next chapter in my life will look like.
Whatever it looks like, I'm going to walk with God.
See, man, I'm sick of him and God.
How are you sick of God? I'm sick of him and God. How are you sick of God?
I'm sick of him and God.
Their relationship ain't doing it for Joe anymore.
Fam, be the best father and what?
Just don't say you don't have no bitches.
No, because you say you're single.
51 and single.
Well, you can be single. That don't say you don't have no bitches.
That was the internet being funny.
Yeah, I know.
We're supposed to not curse until nine minutes in to really take advantage of the advertising algorithms.
Too late.
Bleep.
I think bitches is in the dictionary.
No, farts.
And we should stop saying that word.
Advertisers think that people that buy products don't curse?
It makes it more family friendly.
Yeah, to appeal to the bitches.
That's what we appeal to, god damn it. No, we don't. This isn't a family show. No, no, we do not family-friendly show no no we
don't I preach it, my mind preach it, the up, man?
Walls are in fighting shape.
What happened?
Walls are in fighting shape in this game, man.
In fighting shape.
All right, the whole Bay Bites feeling good out there.
Let me make sure my sound is good.
Best part of the world, Tray Lee.
What's going on? People listen, it's vocal ascension
Like Maxwell, many dimensions
Flow over tracks well
Might to critical condition
Give me your max L
Unvaluable skills unknown
For my peoples with a legal system
Let's bring it back home
Live from the 215
He was in the cut
Enjoying himself, he didn't want to perform
Who?
Trey Lee
Perform where?
At Palooza, he came to DC Palooza, Howard Homecoming
Oh, I would have loved to see that
Yeah, nah, he was in the cut
Look at me with my backpack bag on
I thought you'd choose a running
But there wasn't, so run it, cousin
I can chill, the heat does it
Ran up in your shell about a dozen
You never see bank life, Frank White
Your hand clutching, your chest plate contemplate
You bout to die, nigga, wait, keep your hands high
If you don't wanna die, keep your hands high
Ain't no right or wrong in this game called survive
So you know it's Trey and me, I
Keep scheming on your cream while I try
Keep your hands high
Oh my God, I feel so phony, man. I hate a lot of 90s hooks now.
It's not the actual hook, though.
It's like just how we formatted hooks in the 90s.
Like hearing it now.
Yeah.
I can't really hear you.
Turn your mic up, man.
The Great Parks needs volume.
The Great Parks needs to be heard.
Somehow you've coaxed the people into believing that you're the sensible one
on the pod
more i've been listening to keisha cole all week
she can only play heaven sent one time We But what can I say I wanna go but I keep coming back
Why I'm so confused but you have the words of a man
What'd you say?
E-40 and 2 Short is tonight.
E-40 and 2 Short is tonight.
You ready to get hyphy?
And they just put out, though.
You gonna ghost ride the Uber?
Yeah, and they put out.
I do wanna talk about it.
Yeah, joint album.
They do.
Good promotion.
I wanna talk about that, too. I'm want to talk about A joint album? Yeah a joint album They do Good promotion I want to talk about that
Too
I don't want verses
To start being like
A roll out thing
I mean
Even though it is
I know it is
And this year
I'm not mad at it
Pandemic
I'm not mad at it Why you doing me so wrong? I just keep holding you down I feel so stupid and foolish
Loving you all this way
But what can I say?
But I wanna go
I wanna go but I keep coming down
Let's go
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It's Parks!
Microphone check, one, two, what is this?
The JBP boys bike the business.
Welcome to episode 400 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Brother Maul is here with us.
Brother Parks is here. Rory is here. E- here erab is here savon the don is here and alex the satisfactory is here uh this is
episode 400 it's a really special monumentous moment starting the brownstone i did all the way
to park's house i can't i wanted to continue my trend of not asking you guys how y'all are feeling
because for six years I get nothing.
That's not true. But because this is
episode... I've been bearing my soul
for six months. This is why I don't say shit.
Yeah, but the streets
is saying it's cap.
We know all about it.
You're going to pull out a picture of his ass.
They're taking fiber pills out of my pocket
and I'm capping now?
No, this is a cap. This is a capsule of pictures of his ass. Yo, the street says... This man here taking fiber pills out of my pocket and I'm capping now? No, this is a cap.
This is a capsule
of fiber.
Yo, why you don't have
a cute little pill case
like the girls have
for their birth control?
Throw it in my pocket
like an addict.
Keep the same energy.
You got mad pocket
on there and all that?
Protect your fiber.
That helps though.
That helps flush your...
Protect your fiber.
You want one?
No.
I'm a man.
You're a right shit.
I don't need a fiber.
Yes.
I don't need a fiber pill.
And Parks told us last week that he takes three shits a day.
Yeah.
Three?
Well, you drink a lot of coffee though.
Coffee, a lot of...
A lot of...
We at 400?
I like it.
I like it already.
Fuck it.
Let it go. fuck it Let it go
Let it go
How y'all doing, man?
How y'all doing? How y'all feeling?
What's going on?
Good, man, good
How was y'all week, huh?
Did you wake up reflecting about 400?
Damn, look where we took the game
I thought about it after we recorded
Come on, man, give it to them
Give it a dose
Yeah, because some people have been
Throwing a clip around when we were at 200
That wasn't that long ago Yeah, so it's like, man 200 shows already to them. Give it to them. Because some people have been throwing a clip around when we were at 200.
That wasn't that long ago.
Yeah, so it's like 200 shows already?
Like 200 episodes already?
That was so- Yep, 400 minus 200.
Yeah, it's 200.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I was checking that.
I was in school for that part.
Nah, I see what you did.
I was there.
Yo, just 200 episodes ago, we was at 200.
It's not with us.
It checks out. It checks out. we was at 200. It checks out.
It checks out.
I did the math.
It checks out.
I didn't even peep that.
No, I didn't want you to be wrong.
Apparently, we can't be wrong or give any misinformation on this podcast, but we're
misusing our platform.
So yes, to everyone that is listening, I did the math.
It is 200.
We are not giving out false information.
There you go.
Tell me that.
I want to shout out to our first and last time listeners.
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Goats.
For the 400th episode, man,
let's bring it back
to one of our old segments
that the guys miss.
Our weather report.
Come on, man. You took it
away from the streets. Mall roker?
It's fucking cold, man.
There you go. You let Jim Jones take
your weather report? Jim is the best weatherman
in the world. And you cop please to it?
Nah, that's my nigga.
We gotta get in the habit of just
telling them what it is. But you don't think there's
enough money for all of us out here? You don't think There's enough money For all of us out here
Huh
You don't think
There's enough money
For all of us
Those co-exist with the weather
Oh absolutely
But he's just you know
That's what Jim is
He's the weatherman
He's the fish weatherman
Remember when they used to
Take it to your neck of the woods
And then
Toss it to you
Yeah
Like why don't you
You do Harlem
And he'll do Jersey
That'll be dope
So we did get snow
In New York
This week
There wasn't a lot of it
There was a lot
There was a lot of snow
You must not have
Shoveled your own shit
Cause it was a lot
I never shoveled
My own
That shit was rough
Anything
There's a lot
There's a lot of snow out there
Ghetto
Ghetto ass nigga
You must not have shoveled
Hey
Hey
We done with that too
Where niggas try to make you
Feel guilty for your privilege
Nah
Nah
You do it to me and Rory
Every week
Well that
Yeah
Alright
It's only fair Joe
It's very true
It's only fair
Give the whites something
Nah they should feel guilty
It feels good
Nah they should feel guilty
Oh okay
I should have white guilt
I'm not starting with white guilt
And no parts
I'm not shoveling my car out.
I'm not shoveling snow
from in front of my house.
I walked right through it
in Uggs.
That's a vibe too though.
Yeah,
I'm gonna walk right through it.
Let the snow be there.
I got boots.
Kicked the shit off my balcony.
I was fine.
But I mean,
no,
we did get like
nine to ten inches
and I guess that's a lot
considering it hasn't really
snowed in New York
for the past
three years.
Five years.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
It felt like the early 2000s. 2000s yeah did anything did you guys celebrate it anyhow did you steer out the window oh this is so pretty this is why I'm here well I will say I
went this is why New York is New York I went to the barbershop yesterday and I love barbershop
like any logic in the barbershop is my favorite logic sure so they was they was telling me when i was in the chair that they play logic logic was in the barbershop you go to the same
barbers logic what song they play what super tree is that they still they still put the dvds i was
at super cuts guys all right they definitely played logic then yes uh and they were trying
to tell me that because everyone stayed in Like all the pollution went away
So now we're going to get snow
Like every other day
It'll be like the old days
Because we was all inside
And like the ozone isn't blocked anymore
So that's why we're going to get a lot of snow
I didn't think about that
And I was like
Yo you right
Yeah
Sorry if that's misinformation
Do your own Googles
I'm talking about my barbershop
At Supercuts
I went to like
lemon tree or super cuts one time and it was a girl barber so i didn't want to be like
what's the term misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic so i let it go ahead i didn't
feel none of the clippers i was used to. Did you ever have that experience
in the barber?
She was real gentle with it?
None of the clippers she used
I had ever felt on my head before.
But how did you look after her?
How did the line come out?
Like a...
I can't.
I'm not going to double back on it.
I can't do it.
A lot of edits. A lot of edits.
A lot of edits early.
We got it coming in hot.
All right, all right.
All right, so Eminem.
Eminem dropped a doozy.
A doozy.
He dropped a real doozy this time.
Oh, man.
You were doosed?
The deluxe.
Oh, man.
Eminem deluxe album.
Yo,
I feel like it's a lot of y'all
that haven't been with us
through the journey
of 400 episodes,
right?
A lot of y'all is new.
A lot of y'all got on
just when the billboards went up.
A lot of y'all got up
when it was hot out there,
when it was cool.
Then it's a lot of you niggas
that really hate me.
Y'all couldn't come forward
with the hate.
I seen it. I seen did it because it was hot you niggas that really hate me. Y'all couldn't come forward with the hate. I seen it.
I seen it.
Because it was hot.
So I get that.
Parks reminded me before this pod started, and I feel like we should remind you guys.
This was never the album review podcast.
I might take the next two hours to just clear up some misconceptions here.
Yeah, they try to throw that on us.
We've reviewed, I think, three albums in the history of...
We don't review albums.
Hold on.
I don't know why y'all put that on us unfairly.
What started the hot streak came from you reviewing views.
So I can understand how we got hot was you critiquing an album on Adderall.
But because you don't take it anymore,
we will not be reviewing anything.
Do me a favor.
Repeat that sentence one more time.
I'll repeat it.
I'll repeat it two more times.
Yeah, but how we got hot was you reviewing views.
I didn't say kept us hot.
Because getting hot is easy.
Staying hot is difficult
yeah but how we got hot was you
reviewing views
so let me take this time out
to tell you guys that y'all
aren't Drake
cleared that one up
that makes a lot of sense
if anyone is sitting at home saying
well he did review views.
Sorry.
No, that makes sense.
You are not.
I'm not reviewing your shit.
And you don't have more number ones than the Beatles.
All right.
You don't have a Lego house of your house.
In your house? You don't have a house of your house? Yeah, you don't have a house of of your house? In your house?
You don't have a house of your house?
Yeah, you don't have a house of your house.
Sorry, sorry.
And I told you I wasn't coming in here to be the Drake Vengers today
because I'm saving my Drake Venger-ness for when Certified Lover Boy comes out next month.
So you say it's a classic over.
And I got to get my roster up when that happens.
Certified drops.
One bitch when Certified Lover Boy drops.
Yeah, that title You can't have one
Oh god
What
No I feel you
Come on
Eminem
Eminem
Eminem
Eminem
Eminem
I'm not going
You know Maul is
Holding his cum in
Or some shit
He's holding it
For certified lover boys
Hey Rory
Y'all do got a square
Y'all got a square
For episode 400 It's coming He keep trying To paint the picture It's true Hey Rory Y'all do gotta square up Y'all gotta square up
for episode 400
It's coming
He keeps trying to
paint the picture
Well no
He was painting
the semen retention picture
Rory's right
It's a real thing
We don't know
when it's coming out
Y'all should
retent your semen
sometimes
Retent your semen
Yeah sometimes
For an album drop
Yeah
Especially for an album drop
Everything sounds much clearer trust me
saving this one for track three while we're on the top
listen i've waited this long i can get through two records
while we're on the topic i still haven't quite mastered
uh having my fuck game up while holding the semen.
I just stopped.
Stopped fucking?
Yeah, I just paused.
What's that move?
I'm mad you just breathed.
Stop the pause real quick.
But why you stop like that?
Come on, man.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
All right, all right.
Eminem.
Music to be murdered by.
The deluxe.
The B-side.
It is out.
Yes.
Finally, the streets can simmer down.
We got what we were waiting for.
Hit it, Rory.
What did you think of this masterpiece?
Super cuts.
Some of y'all don't know
I am not allowed
to give
an honest review
on Eminem
y'all just
twist all my words
anyway so
I don't do it anymore
yo and I'm not
reviewing albums no more
let me just say that
I'm tired of coming in here
you're not reviewing
but you can talk
no I'm tired of coming in
and making up lies
twice a week
I am not listening to none of this shit no no you don't
listen to rap you listen to rb you'll come in here give an r&b breakdown oh yeah don't let summer
drop something yeah you'll come in that is true yeah or snow because there's no drop tomorrow
you're gonna come in here bar for bar you're gonna break the laptop trying to press the air
you know that you know that for sure I didn't get a chance
to review any
any rap music
and I see what y'all
doing with the deluxes
and y'all not gonna get me
uh uh
what are they trying to do
with the deluxes
get more strings
just make money
oh god the nerve
the nerve of a musician
trying to make money
off music
in a pandemic
when they can't tour
nah they ain't not
making money off mine.
Fuck all that.
Okay, so you did not buy on iTunes the deluxe of Murder To Be Music.
Yesterday morning when I... Murder To Be Music.
Yesterday morning when I...
I think we should just call it new albums, though.
When it's a full new album.
How many records is it?
16.
Oh, that's an album.
That's a new album.
Wait, this is 16 new songs?
Correct.
That's an album.
That's a new album.
That's a new album.
Just call it a new album.
It's cool.
I get it, though.
Side B.
I get it.
Ain't no tape had room for 80 more minutes on side B.
That's true.
Listen, I didn't mind the first one out of the post Eminem show drops.
I liked the last one.
This one was cool.
I don't know if I needed
a B-side though.
It's pretty good.
Could have just let this
first one simmer
because it was good.
I listened to it once
but it was pretty good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
But they should call it a new album.
Is he still rapping about
everyone disliking him?
Of course he is.
It's Eminem.
Okay.
I mean I get it
but we've kind of beat
this one into the ground.
Well let's beat it there
some more
because apparently he had something to say about Snoop's critique that he gave on, I think that was The Breakfast Club, right?
Yeah.
This is why we don't review albums.
And that was when they asked him where he placed Eminem on the top five, on the best rappers of all time list.
And Snoop said he wasn't in his top ten.
Correct. Which I don't see wasn't in his top ten. Correct.
Which I don't see why people take offense to that.
Before we continue, how do y'all feel about that?
How do y'all feel about people taking offense
to where you placed them in your top ten?
That's just artists being sensitive about their craft,
which we all know that rappers seem to be more sensitive
than any other genre of music or artists.
Well, I have Snoop's quote.
Give it to us. You got to look gotta listen what dr dre was always up against he was never like the greatest producer in the world
when he was in wa and he was making the greatest music in the world but they wasn't giving him that
so when he finally got a chance to get with death row records and have a breath of fresh air some
new mcs and a new new light he was definitely going to show his ass and from that point on i
feel like dr
Dre put his stake down is like I'm the dopest producer in hip-hop
I don't give a fuck where you from you can't fuck with me
I can give you my track record and show you better than I could tell you
Everything I put out spent off and spent off some tremendous and I started careers that ain't never died
So with that being said that we have a great list of producers
But they can't say that you ain't put out a nigga from the West and nigga from the Midwest and nigga
from the East and all of them successful. Yeah. It's never no long list of, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 2 1 and then the great white rappers had zero respect let's keep that one foul while none
he has probably put eminem in a position where he could be labeled as one of the top 10 rappers ever
i don't think so but the game feels like he's top 10 all right and all that that comes with it
i'm saying because he's with dr dre and dr dre helped him find the. That's just because he's with Dr. Dre
and Dr. Dre helped him find
the best Eminem that he could find.
Okay.
I was trying to hit pause.
That was more him bigging up Dre
than shitting on him to me.
Because he goes on to describe why he's not in his top 10
because he would put KRS-One and Rakim
and Cube and some of the forefathers
up so there's not much room on the top 10 for Eminem,
which I think...
If I'm Em, I'm feeling away by that Snoop quote.
But I think Em probably would place Karras one
and Rakim and them in his top 10 too.
That's not what I would feel away about.
Don't tell me that Dr. Dre is the reason that I'm dope
and found the best of me,
which very well may be true
when you could also say that about Snoop.
Don't fault me
for the same thing that happened with you as well.
But they didn't ask Snoop about Snoop.
They asked him about him.
I bet Snoop would say the same,
Dre had the same impact on him.
I say that and I've never come
anywhere near being with Dr. Dre.
Yo, Dre impacted my career.
It's all my life.
You just say that as an artist.
Yeah, yeah.
But no, I could feel a way of saying this. And I'm with Rory.
I can understand him taking offense to it.
Yeah, I would.
But before you started all this,
you was getting to have,
before we played that,
you was getting to how the whole
responding to some shit you was angry about
is overdone.
So which side of this fight are you on?
I want you to pick one. Pick a side. You don't have to pick a side there's a gray area here you can reply to certain things but
the last four albums when you rap way more than any average rapper ever should not all be dedicated
to everyone dislikes me now and fuck y'all and how do y'all hate me content since 1997
it was done differently that may be true but and there was some other topics sprinkled in there me now and fuck y'all. That's been his content since 1997.
It was done differently. That may be true.
And there was some other topics sprinkled in there.
We're getting more and more
into the age where they're policing lyrics
and verses and what
entertainers are able to entertain with.
I don't think it's policing. I think it's
critiquing. In that case,
in this instance, I think it's not
yo, you can't say that it's i don't
want to hear that i don't and when you're talking about that i don't understand why people get you
know rappers are so offended when another rapper doesn't have them in their top 10 it's a lot of
rappers to pull from so if you're not in the top 10 that doesn't mean you don't you're not dope
like that's what it means that's not what it means. It's easy for you to say. You're number three. You're number three in different ways. Exactly.
Exactly.
It's easy for you to say.
It goes whole drink and chill.
You hear the lines they're pulling out.
Some people just inspire you differently.
Well, it's true.
I might like Cool G rap more than I like Rakim.
I'm not saying that's the case, but it might be, actually.
Who are these people to our 18-year-old listeners?
Okay, I might like Drake more than I like J. Cole.
It doesn't mean that they're not both dope.
Right.
You know what I mean?
That's a good way of putting it.
Yeah.
Well, what did y'all think of Em's response to Snoop?
I'm sad that on episode 400 we have to open this way.
Why?
It's a lyrical breakdown.
That's what the streets are looking for.
Do you want to wrap it?
You should.
No, but I'll read it.
Okay.
And as far as squashing beef.
This is not how he said it.
I'm used to people knocking me.
But just not in my camp, y'all.
Yeah, when it comes from your camp, it hurts a little more.
See?
That's all.
And they didn't ask you the top ten.
See, it's not that what he said isn't true.
It's that we're in the same camp.
Who said it?
Yeah, who said it?
Why are you saying this publicly?
You're saying that you wouldn't have an issue with that.
And when you're not asked that question either.
You just said it.
Yep, you a full of shit, Parks.
You a liar.
You're lying.
If Vlad came to interview me and said,
all right, what do you think about Parks
and what he's doing?
And you didn't put me in the top 10.
And I said-
Well, first he would ask you
where you bought your angel dust
and who was there.
And are they still there?
And the names of all participants
and what block it was. and are they still there? Names of all participants and what block it was.
And are they still there?
Anywhere that I went to buy my angel dust,
they could have robbed me whenever they felt like it.
Well, send Vlad.
I didn't know what was happening.
I didn't know the secret knock.
I didn't know the secret knock.
Yo.
He was over there just...
I didn't know the secret...
Yo.
Yo, man.
Yo, her chick got the dust.
Is this where you purchased the dust?
Oh, man.
What was I saying?
I don't remember what we were saying.
Because the angel dust is a lot more fun than this shit.
So what do y'all want me to say to this?
You were talking about Vlad asking you about Parks.
Yeah, and if I said
some shit to shit on Parks,
he would feel away.
It wasn't shit, no.
And you would feel away
because I'm in the same camp.
So even if I felt that way,
I could have said
those things privately.
I think that's what it is.
I think M just feels that way
because his color is Snoop.
And that's valid.
I just,
I don't want to hear about
you replying to Snoop
from the interview
that was however many months ago.
They both camping Snooping.
All of them.
Aftermath.
Dre. Snoop is Hip Hop of them. Aftermath. Dre.
Snoop is hip hop's uncle.
No doubt.
All of us.
Absolutely.
He made the best rap album
of all time to me.
He tricked me for years
thinking Bow Wow
was really his nephew.
Dre.
The camp of Dre.
There's a relation I guess.
Yeah.
The camp of Dre.
They all come from the same school.
It's not like he was in D12.
No but they come from the same school.
Yeah they're the same.
It's the same camp.
Okay.
And I'm mad if you say that and no one asked you your top 10.
You just said, yo, M is not in my top 10.
No one asked Snoop his top 10.
I'm going to feel a fucking way.
I get it.
I understand it.
But it's not a diss, though.
It's not a diss to Eminem.
Everybody knows Eminem can rap.
He's one of the greatest rappers ever.
That is solidified.
I don't care.
He can go on and put out terrible music for the rest of his life.
He's still one of the
greatest rappers ever.
That's not going to change.
But that's why I don't
discuss lists with people
because I don't tell somebody
that they're in my top 15
and they'll be offended.
Yeah.
Like, what are you offended about?
My top 15 is a tough 15 to crack.
So yeah, I keep it to myself.
Speaking of, let's get to
wait, are y'all done with this?
I didn't hear any music.
I'm just here to let y'all
know that right now.
I had a busy day, busy morning.
I didn't hear any music.
Next year is my last year potting.
Y'all not going to force me to listen to music.
There wasn't a lot.
Pull up a, oh, Conway Deluxe.
Conway Deluxe.
Is this a Deluxe Deluxe or a new album Deluxe?
Five songs.
Just a Deluxe.
Oh, just an EP Deluxe.
Yeah, EP Deluxe.
Got it, got it, got it got it got it
they got some girl
on there that went
absolutely crazy
I don't know her name
some girl
wow
I apologize
they found another
look what happens
when you go crazy
in the booth
we won't even know
your name
well there's two or
three features on the song
so I don't know
which one she is
I've never heard any of them
I think her name is
7th Ave Genius
is that her
7th Ave the Genius
if that is the case
she went absolutely
fucking crazy
yeah that's a Conway's artist.
She's dope.
Jay Skies is really dope.
And he has his label,
Drumwork.
Yeah.
So, yeah, those are his artists.
Super talented.
She went crazy.
Did you feel a way about her name?
Because you are, in fact,
the 7th Avenue Genius.
I'm not from 7th Avenue.
No, I'm not.
But yeah, Conway,
he didn't get enough respect.
This album didn't get a lot of respect that I think it deserved for the year.
It's in my top five albums of the year.
Yeah, it did.
And I understand him putting this deluxe out and adding more records to it just so people kind of go back to it.
But this album was really, really dope.
And Conway, he's one of the rappers that it's going to be, it's going to have a hard time out rapping Conway.
Yeah.
He can rap over anything.
He had one of the better years
rapping too.
He would be my top five
for sure.
All the rappers
that dropped this year
had some of the better years
from rappers
that I've ever heard
and all of you guys' projects
are in my top five.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'll tell you what,
I didn't say that.
That's what you're saying.
I'm exonerating myself. Oh, okay. I'm not fucking with y'all. I agree with tell you what. I didn't say that. That's what you're saying. I'm exonerating myself.
Oh, okay.
I'm not fucking with y'all.
I agree with what you're saying.
No, no, no.
No, it's just we were talking about this earlier.
Some of the people that dropped in the first half of the year, we forgot.
Yeah, it happens a lot.
Or there's that recent amnesia thing with the list.
The list will end up being September and October.
Some people that just heated up in the recent months get a little more.
They fare better this time of year.
So it's not that I'm mocking you, but it's like, I don't, this year has been one big
blur for me.
Facts.
I have been indoors for most of the year and not many albums have stayed with me.
I'll be honest.
Even all the albums That are on the list
They didn't really stay with me
Not because they weren't
Amazing projects
But just because of the year
For me
And not only that
Music comes out every week
True
It's hard to keep going back
To something that came out
In February
In November, December
This beat out list
This nigga's just
Throwing names around
Yeah
It's some valid names There's some Yeah. It's some valid names.
No, there's some valid names in there.
There's some valid names in there.
But there's a couple.
There's a couple names on it.
It's like, ah.
But there's some valid names on there, though.
And it's, again.
Give me the valid names.
Freddie.
Conway.
Benny.
Oh, Jesus.
No?
Yes.
Okay.
Baby.
A little baby.
Russ.
I'm not mad at either of them.
Yeah. Stove at either Stove God
Stove God for sure
Nas
Yeah
Those are
Yo you know what my problem is
Already with this
I'm trying to avoid a rant
Rant
Rant
Rant
Rant
Alright you suit me up
You convince me
Keep in mind
You put the battery in my back
Keep in mind
What he's basing it off of.
Skill, performance, and presence.
Ma, let me just say what I'm saying, and then you reply.
Presence?
That's a real thing, though.
Presence?
Was he there?
Listen to B-Dawg.
Hold up.
Look, the name of this list is the 10 best rappers of 2020.
I got a problem already. 10 of you niggas didn't body the year. rappers of 2020. I got a problem already.
10 of you niggas didn't body the year.
You didn't.
That's not what he's saying, though.
He's just saying the 10 best.
I'm saying 10 of y'all didn't have the greatest of years.
I don't care how great the album sounds.
Like, we got to stop changing.
I'm ran now.
We got to stop changing.
What would you base it off of?
But you're changing the list.
You're changing the name of it.
When Rowdy Rich was on the chart for 97 weeks, we sat here like,
God damn, he's still there.
This nigga won't leave the charts.
Well, this is best.
I just switched it to hot, but I'm just saying.
Same premise.
Like, for you to be the best, you you to be the best you have to be the best
over a over a period of the year not just when you pop out you the best because too many of us
are great for that roy's popped out he was the best conway pops out he's the best benny pops
out he's the best freddie give drop probably twice a year or every whatever he's dropped he's the
best like no who is consistently the best for the year?
And by this list,
get this list
the fuck out of here, man.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, buddy.
The top three
put out multiple projects.
I'm sorry.
Some of those names
were right, though.
I hear what you're saying.
No, the first three are right.
Correct.
Russ put out
a couple projects, right?
I think just one.
Put out an album
and then the other joint.
Let's double check that. Let's double check that.
Let's fact check that.
Did he?
Again, 2020 is a blur, so some things may be in 2019.
I don't really know.
I mean, but you can't be mad at Nas being on there.
He's nominated for a Grammy.
I thought that album was great.
I think he should be on this list.
Yeah.
I can be mad at that.
No, you can't.
Not best rapper.
Not mad because his album.
And I'm nominated for best rap album.
His album is one of the best albums that came out this year.
Yeah, so you got to be.
He has to be on the best rappers of 2020. No, he only put out one out this year. Yeah so you gotta be he has to be on the
best rappers of 2020.
No he only put out
one album this year.
Oh there was a deluxe
I don't know if that counts.
Well we moved the goal
post from M to Conway
I thought that was
hilarious where we
killed M for doing it
and then said nah
the Conway album was
so good we have to
bring people back to it
and he can rap over
everything he's rapping
so much in a good way.
I didn't say that
because I want nothing
to do with the deluxes.
We moved the goal post I don't give a fuck. How about that? There's some people I want to hear a deluxe and there's't say that because I want nothing to do with the Deluxes. We move the goalposts.
I don't give a fuck.
How about that?
There's some people
I want to hear a Deluxer
and there's most people
I do not want to hear.
And I don't like the way
Shady did Conway,
so how about that?
I'm with you.
Yeah.
There you go.
You throw the five names
in 2020 before you got
the little baby's name?
No.
Thank you.
He would be high.
He would have to be.
But, okay.
Respectfully.
Listen, hold up.
Respectfully. Big okay. Respectfully. Listen, hold up. Respectfully.
Big Sean.
Respectfully.
Respectfully.
I'm just saying.
Of course, respectfully.
Respectfully.
Friend of the show.
Friend of the pull-up.
Friend of everything.
Respectfully.
Respectfully, he should not be on the top ten.
Who would you put there instead of Big Sean?
I was just about to ask.
Ransom.
Who replaces him?
If we're going off performance and skill, R skill ransom should absolutely be on the top all right respectfully
respectfully that's where the term presence comes in to us yes ran oh we got one now okay let's go
of course you got me rory and i and i have to walk around the streets of jersey city every
single day anymore so i going to watch my fucking words. Not anymore. You know his name is Duffel, right?
Ran, I fuck with you.
I love your music and think you should be on the list this year for sure.
But when you're going on the present shit, that is just a numbers thing.
That's the third thing that he listed.
That's the third thing he listed.
Parks said something to Rory and Rory started copping pleas to Ran.
Rory, talk to Parks.
Don't talk to Ran.
I live right off Montgomery.
So because Ran was low on the third thing.
Good point.
But high in the first two.
First of all, that's not saying skill is number one, performance number two, presence number three.
That's just how it's in a sentence.
So he excelled in two of the three things.
Sure.
Above almost everybody on this list.
Okay.
Presence is a big thing when it comes to top.
Fuck out of here.
Best rappers of 2020 MVP.
Nah.
How does presence not matter?
It matters.
If you want to be one of the best,
your presence isn't.
It absolutely matters.
I'm vegan.
I'm vegan.
I'm vegan.
I'm vegan.
I'm vegan.
I'm vegan.
I'm vegan.
But if your first category is skill,
and your second category is performance,
that tells me that those things are the first two things that you're waiting for.
All right, Parks.
If that's the case, and I'm not saying this about ranch.
I want to jump.
Jump.
No, no.
Let me finish.
All right.
If I walk outside and go right down the block
and find someone that has the best skill and performance on that street corner,
yet no one fucking heard it,
should I tell BDOT they should put him on the top ten list?
Oh, you're not walking down Montgomery no more.
I'm not talking about Rand.
I said around the corner.
Parks doesn't live in Jersey City.
I don't.
I don't.
I just want to add a little caveat.
Please.
Toward Rory's point, but I'm not in this.
Technically, presence is cousins with performance.
Performance doesn't have so much to do with skill Where I agree
Ran had a better year than most people
Absolutely
On the skill side
Without question
What does performance mean?
How well you perform the record that you wrote
That's what I would think
How well
Say that again
How well you perform the record that you wrote.
Also, your performance on the record.
Also, how your records perform.
Absolutely.
Right?
Absolutely.
And that has to go hand in hand with presence.
Am I off?
Absolutely.
What's the difference between presence and performance?
That's what I said.
Your presence is felt.
See, what is presence?
Tell me.
Well, presence has two things.
It's a tangible and intangible.
Your presence is just being felt in the culture.
People talking about your shit.
Your records are all over the place.
People are playing it.
They're getting playlisted everywhere.
Wouldn't that be performance?
And then there's just straight up...
Y'all definition of performance?
The numbers.
Then it's just straight up numbers that are tangible.
Well, this is the definition here.
Let's look it up.
The state or fact of existing, occurring.
All right, we can't do this.
We don't.
But no, I do think-
Yes, we exist.
I do think adding that presence term changes it just from these are the 10 best rappers
that rap the best and make the best rap music.
And also-
Presence changes.
Let's leave ransom alone. Hey, I, let's leave Ransom alone.
Who's your skilled?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm about to really get you mad now
if you're mad at the Ransom shit.
If we're going off of presents,
then why is Stove God cooks up here?
Well, that would be my argument about...
Exactly.
And I love Stove God.
Stove God, friend of the show.
Friend of the best rap albums of the year.
Absolutely.
He had one of the best rap albums of the year by far
by far
I agree
skill
definitely skill
and some of performance
a lot of performance
performance is his shit
yeah
like the way he raps shit
I am not mad
as to God
being one of the 10
best rappers of 2020
he absolutely should be
on this list
absolutely
and I think the presence
thing there is
when that
reasonable drought dropped the presence was felt is when that reasonable drought dropped,
the presence was felt.
Where's Royce in the studio?
He's recording right now.
Let's leave the underground people because we're going to argue over
performance and presence all day.
Where's Royce?
He had performance, presence, and skill above Big Sean.
I would say above Drake.
Drake didn't put out much music this year.
He put out a B-side.
We're not going to talk about Royce
because he's not on Roc Nation.
And that might be the...
That might be the...
What?
What?
What?
What is that?
What?
Nothing.
I forgot half of us are on Roc Nation.
We haven't mentioned
One Rock Nation artist
Yeah
What's that talking about
That's not
I didn't say that y'all
Mentioned one
I'm just saying
Oh you're saying
Beat up
With Royce having done
What he's done this year
Yeah
With that album
With Eminem's first album
What it meant
Grammy nominated
That
The Grammy nom
And probably more
More important than all that
To me That L.A. Leakers freestyle.
Yeah.
See, because that should count for something.
That's performance.
That's all three, actually.
Yeah, facts.
I think it's a slap in the face.
And boy, am I, I told him this morning, boy, am I glad that I've retired from music.
Because today, I would be feeling like you niggas feel.
You niggas that
bust your ass
all year.
I know what it's like
to rhyme some of those schemes
to come up with that stuff.
Just for the end of the year
the consumers to be like
it's alright
but I mean
the cadence of it.
Royce had a great year.
This freestyle was a clinic.
Yeah.
And I can't even get too much in his bag because I'm biased.
I was in a group with the guy.
What do you want me to say?
Yeah.
And every name that you say here is going to be deserving to me.
I'm not in the spot where we're going to argue over who did what.
And this year, if you were able to perform and deliver at a high level,
which all these gentlemen did, salute to you.
I'm not doing that today.
This nigga win.
He shouldn't win.
I'm not doing that.
But 10 is a lot.
10 is a lot.
My best 10.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Oh, you don't like the 10?
Yeah, I don't like it.
Okay.
Because it takes away from what the 5 did.
Okay.
If you're stretching this to ten,
by the time you get to ten, we might as well get to twelve and fifteen.
If we're going to acknowledge what some of these
people did, we have to acknowledge
what some other people did.
Should I take it a step further and get down to three?
Yeah.
No, but I'm not mad at ten because you acknowledge
people. Again, a lot of people probably wouldn't even be speaking about Stove Guard Yeah No but I'm not mad at Tim Because you acknowledge people Again
A lot of people probably
Wouldn't even be speaking
About Stove God
Hey
Is there a Rap Genius
List
I'm sure they liked
Everybody
If there's a Rap Genius list
Everyone's got a list
Please pull it up
I'm sure Rap Genius
Put everyone on the list
We love you all
I saw a Rob Markman
And Royce interview
Where Rob Markman Told Royce interview where Rob Markman told
Royce he was the greatest.
So he has
to be on the list in a year
where he performed
like one of the greatest. And he presenced.
Absolutely. And he skilled. Royce presenced.
He presenced. He skilled. And he performed.
Performed and did.
Performed and did.
He performed and did.
Alright, I guess Genius didn't have a list.
No, no list yet.
All right, we'll see.
We'll see.
It might have just been a Rob Markman list that he jotted down.
Yeah, he definitely, now, Royce is on the list now, for sure, after this.
And listen, we are going to do a JVP year-end wrap-up
so we can argue about some of these things in full length.
I think we should do five, three or five.
I don't think 10 of you niggas had the greatest year.
I don't.
Well, that's subjective.
I know.
That's why I said I.
Everyone else can think whatever they want.
At three
I feel like you leave
Less room for people
To get butt hurt about it
Nah I feel like
There's more room
Nah there's more room
But I don't give a fuck
Who gets butt hurt
No it's not
I don't care about that either
But at three
It's like
That's why I'm not mad at Tim
Because if you just go three
You don't even mention Stove God
And he absolutely
Deserves to be mentioned
I think he would be mentioned
In my third
Top three?
Yeah His album His album was top three Album of the year for me Absolutely I'm not mad at that I'm not mad at it No question You don't even mention Stove God And he absolutely deserves To be mentioned I think he would be mentioned In my third Top three? Yeah
His album was the top three album
Of the year for me
Absolutely
I'm not mad at that
I'm not mad at that
No question
I'm not mad at that
So you have six albums
In your top three
I'm not mad at that
No
Alright
I'm just keeping count
I'm not mad at that
I'm talking about albums
I actually listened to
More than one time
I'm with you
I'm with you on that
I'm with you on that
That album is incredible.
That's an incredible album
he put out this year.
We're going to have
a lot more fun
when we come up
with the 10 R&B acts
that killed shit.
Was there 10 though?
No.
I started my lists
but I haven't narrowed them down.
And if we narrow it down to three
that's going to be tough.
That Conway album is crazy.
I don't know if there's 10.
10 is tough in the year 2020.
It's the only year.
10 what? R&B? 10 anything in 2020. That's a lot of shit man 10 10 is tough in the year 2020 It's the only year 10 what R&B?
10 anything in 2020
That's a lot of shit man
10 is only two weeks
I'm not listening to none of this shit
Listen no
But last night when I tried to buy music
It's the first time
That I acknowledged
Alright the industry shut down
And I'm putting albums out
I see what's going on
It's the same song.
Stop there. Like, okay.
I got it. I'm ready for
January. Ransom dropped another one. Him and
Nicholas Craven. Conway, Deluxe.
Royce Deluxe. That was, I think, almost it.
Division put out a record, Blessings.
Armani put out a single that I like a lot.
Shout out to E. That record is great.
Oh, the Too Short E40 thing. I think that's a dope thing
that they do. We're going to talk about that.
Imani, I'm going to call you about that cover art.
That wasn't it for you?
No.
I said I'm going to call him about the cover art.
That doesn't mean that a bad statement is coming.
It actually does.
It definitely does.
It usually does.
Every time you got to call somebody. Every time you got to call somebody. I didn't lie. Every time you got to call somebody.
Every time you got to call somebody.
Because you don't call nobody.
A phone call is usually bad news.
Yeah, Texas.
There's no way you're calling E and say,
yo, I really dug that picture of you.
There's no way you're going to do that.
Come on, Rory.
Earthgang drop.
Tell the people.
I like this song.
Earthgang Wale.
Options.
It's a great record.
This is new?
Yeah, it just came out.
I didn't hear it.
They were giving us snippets all week. fuck we're game though I do too they're
really dope their album would be in my top ten
I have my top ten list you want me to go through it yeah yes in which I will well
give me give me the time give me give the last five There's a whole show Give me six through ten It'll be the teaser
Y'all trying to steal
Park Sauce early
Yeah it's cool
Letting that happen
Wait we're gonna take
This info and do something
Yeah
What are we gonna do
We're gonna copy my shit
From his list
And be like yeah
Yo I was feeling that
Nah nah don't do that
It's cool
Mo what number
St. John is on your list
Of albums this year
It's high
He had a really dope album
He did have a dope album
What's higher than one
Gotta think right Does that go on the R&B list You think It's high. He had a really dope album. He did have a dope album. What's higher than one?
Gotta think, right?
Does that go on the R&B list?
You think?
Yes.
And the rap list, right? I go back and forth, man.
And the exec list.
It's trap.
It's trap, but it's...
More on the exec list.
It's trap soul.
It's trap drums, so...
That shit is R&B.
Do you think he was influenced by Kid Cudi?
I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt it.
I wouldn't doubt it.
I'm sick of y'all.
I wouldn't doubt it.
I never asked him that, but I wouldn't doubt it.
That nigga never even heard of Kid Cudi.
He definitely heard of Kid Cudi.
How do you know?
Call him.
He definitely heard of him.
Call him.
He definitely heard of Kid Cudi.
Call him.
Call him right now.
Is St. John trying to
make his way up
the sniper list?
Shh.
Let me tell you
something about St. John.
Shh.
He got, listen.
Nobody want to
have the real talk, though.
No, no, we got
to have the real talk.
I just asked the regular,
is he?
Just know.
That's what I'm asking.
Just know he keep
camouflage under the eyes.
You know what niggas
with the camouflage?
So you can't see them
in the wood?
Yeah, that's safe for sure.
No, no, I know.
I was in the bathroom
oiling my chest up.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This little move?
Nah, nigga.
I went right to Al3
and Acme.
Got the gel, the oil,
anything that's shiny.
Like a horse?
Yeah, it ain't gonna
just be in the horse.
All these my moves.
Walked in the seat. Where do you keep the saint? Yeah, it ain't gonna just be in the horse. All these my moves. Walked into Seagate's,
where do you keep the saint?
Yeah, no,
he up there for sure.
This nigga busted moves.
I gotta get these moves.
You can't do that
if you ain't got baby oil
all over you.
It certainly helps.
I only do that in bed.
I gotta do it like...
Standing up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little different
standing up.
Everyone looks better laying down.
Hopefully.
What do you think my biggest record was?
Your biggest record?
Let's just move on.
Let's just move on.
Let's just get out of this.
Give me a minute.
Let's just...
Let's move right on.
I do want to...
Before we leave albums,
shout out to Zombie and Pat
from Tone 1
for getting a
beat on Em's album.
And to B-Works for
doing the hook on
Zeus.
Shout out to
Zombie and Pat.
Yeah, Pat's on there.
Shout out to Pat.
Shout out to Zombie.
For the early, early,
early JVP listeners,
Pat was the guy we
were always yelling
at.
Yes.
It's my guy.
It's my guy, Pat.
Yeah, shout out to
Pat.
That's a great dude.
That's a big dude.
Yo, we got a versus
for you.
Figured it out Joe
Oh here we go
Y'all gonna love this one
A.E.
More
Joe
More
Listen
But this is the one
I promise this is the one
I put an end to this segment
Nah this is the one
And it's not a segment
The coach needs this one
They don't
It's you versus
Smiles and Southstar
Who you could beat In a versus Biggs I mean Cause you can't beat The Colts and Kneezers won. They don't. It's you versus Smiles and South Star.
Who you can beat in a versus?
Biggs.
Because you can't beat none of the dope.
Maul can't beat Biggs.
You can't beat none of the dope hype men.
I'm not a hype man.
You're right.
So what would be your battle?
I don't know.
You're not even the dopest right-hand man in hip-hop.
Think about it.
Mad right-hand men doper than you.
If y'all couldn't tell, Rory's on the Hawks.
Just trying to give him a little taste of the smile.
Just in case you couldn't tell who was controlling the Hawks.
It was just background.
It was a bed.
It's Rory.
In the business, we call that a bed.
Yeah, that's like when you walk in a good hotel and you just hear it. It ain't bumping, but you hear the music.
Anybody figure out their New Year's Eve plans yet or
no?
Yeah, I did, but I don't know if I'm allowed to say them.
Why you look at me when you ask about
New Year's plans? I say to anybody. Okay.
No, I don't have
nothing. I'm going to go see my pops.
You got to keep that one out.
No plans. Keep it light. Still trying to roll with that one. You got to keep that one up. No plans.
Keep it light.
Still trying to figure it out.
Social distancing in the crib.
Probably drink a little champagne, you know.
Yeah.
Something light.
I'll see Tamanti.
Yeah.
With my team.
Couple bottles of Andre.
Still trying to work out the orgy.
Race heating up more?
Is it heating up for you?
No.
It's not.
More racers than you thought.
Damn.
A lot of people competing.
They're fast.
This year's draft class is out of control.
Athletes, they are.
A lot of people pro ready.
Duke had a great year.
I see a lot of participants Whose games should benefit
From the spacing
Yeah
In the professional
In the pro league
A lot of space
A lot of games developing
Woo
Yeah
Yeah
Now you right
Yo we say all that
I can see
Niggas on New Year's Eve
Right in the house
Right in the house
Bored and beat
Alone and lonely
Right in the fucking house
Christmas shopping anyone?
Christmas shopping? Christmas shopping?
Christmas shopping?
I did a little bit online
Look nothing
Nobody got a thing
People still do that?
Yeah
I wish we would stop doing it
Amazon will have shit
In your house
Before you finish paying the car
That is true
Like shit nigga be like
At the door
I'm like fam
I'm still cleaning my car
That went through?
Yeah how fast
Do y'all delivering this shit?
Love Amazon.
You didn't buy
nothing, Joe?
No.
You got a guy
that does that for you?
It's like shoveling?
I mean,
Savon went and
bought something.
Let's slow down.
Let's slow down.
Let's really unpack
Christmas shopping first.
I didn't know
who's Christmas
shopping anymore.
Christmas shopping.
Huh?
Unwrap.
Listen,
Christmas is for kids.
Only kids should
get gifts.
We're all adults.
Go pay your
fucking bills
and make the
kids happy.
Yeah.
I'm with Rory
on that.
Kids only.
Unless you want
to give me something.
I'm going to
continue to
remember what you
do when they get
something you didn't
get them.
That's tough.
Say thank you.
You should just
look at the shit
for a while like
damn you ain't
I mean damn you put me look what you did. Shit's still in the mail. That's what I Say thank you. You should just look at the shit for a while like, damn, you ain't even, I mean, damn,
you put me, look what you did.
That shit's still in the mail.
That's what I always give them.
Hit Amazon.
They'll have it in Amazon.
That shit should have been here days ago.
Yo, let me get the tracking number.
Oh, the pandemic.
Let me check the tracking.
Everyone's mailing stuff this time of year.
Oh, the snowstorm.
From last week.
Shit is backed up. I live in LA. Yeah. What'd you want again? time of year. Oh, the snowstorm. From last week.
It is backed up.
I live in LA.
What you want again?
Now listen,
I want to continue this segment about
what y'all was talking
about Amazon.
And I just want to
remind y'all
that
crime is up
and the streets are broke.
There's a lot of y'all
in those walk-up buildings
in the Bronx.
Oh, the packages
are arriving.
They're leaving the packages
by the radiator
on the first floor.
That's a fact.
And I'm walking by
starving.
I can get in there.
Yeah.
I got a box cutter on me.
I can get,
I got a butter knife on me.
Why?
Why?
No butter,
no butter in sight.
I've had a Ring camera for
about six months and on the Ring camera app it has
a timeline of everything in the neighborhood.
And for six months, at least 25
times a day, I watch people post
all my packages were stolen at my front door.
How have you guys not gotten the hint yet?
Now, listen.
They're robbing the Amazon
trucks. They're following the FedEx
trucks. No.
Not the packages from the truck. They're robbing the Amazon trucks. They're following the FedEx trucks. No. Not the packages from the truck.
They're robbing the truck.
They're just taking the whole shit?
I'm telling you, yeah.
Wow.
They're taking,
they're getting the driver,
they're politely escorting him
outside of the driver's seat.
Of course, like gentlemen.
Like gentlemen.
Helping him over to Snowbank.
They're not animals.
And then they are taking off with the truck and they're taking it wherever they're taking it.
And that's got to be a nice come up if you get the right Amazon truck.
You take a whole Amazon truck while it's loaded?
Rory is saying that they're stealing FedEx trucks as well?
They're following the FedEx truck down city blocks, and they'll just wait for the FedEx guy to get out, put a package down.
He'll drive off, and then they'll go take for the FedEx guy to get out, put a package down, he'll drive off
and then they'll go
take the package
and bring it the other way.
Here's another one
that may only be
in New York
stealing mail
is fucked up.
Hell yeah.
That's terrible.
You don't know
what people are waiting on.
That's some real shit.
It might be some medicine.
Oh, you're talking
to the criminals with hearts.
No, I'm just talking in general. Criminals with hearts exist. talking to the criminals with hearts. No, I'm just talking in general.
Criminals with hearts exist.
The fuck is he talking about?
No, I'm just talking in general.
You never know what someone's waiting for in the middle.
Nigga, I don't care.
Exactly.
I'm taking a check.
That's why I said it's fucked up, though.
Well, no.
Listen, this next one is fucked up.
And I just learned this.
I just learned this a few days ago, y'all.
Maybe I'm far removed from the streets.
You are.
Which is good i'm hearing in new york that they're robbing the uh est ems ems who's the ambulance guy that got to come to
you when you ems yeah or emt i think it's the em. But EMS is who they work for maybe? Well, they're robbing those guys for their belt.
What's on their belt?
They're calling.
They're saying, hey, someone's hurt.
And then when dude gets there, they're taking all of the health shit
or whatever the life preservation shit that they have on them,
and they're robbing them, and they're selling this stuff in the streets.
I did not even know
that there was a market
for this stuff.
Sick fucking place.
Oh, EMTs robbed at gunpoint
while responding
to fake 911 call.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's what we used to
allegedly do
to the Chinese delivery guy
until the real street niggas
took it too far
and started killing them.
Yeah, that's unnecessary.
They ruined that one.
Yeah, we used to get
the Chinese delivery guy
Yeah, it's a couple hundred dollars, man. Yeah, we ordered $200 worth of chicken wings and fried rice. Yeah, that's unnecessary. They ruined that one. Yeah, we used to get the Chinese for a couple hundred dollars.
Yeah, we ordered $200 worth of chicken wings
and fried rice.
He got that shit hanging on the handlebars.
Yeah.
We'd just jump out and let him have it.
Yeah, we...
Look at those.
We used to do that all the time.
Mine and Maul's generation
is the reason why the Chinese delivery guys
started telling you over the phone,
don't carry cash.
That's a fact. Don't carry cash. That's a fact.
Don't carry cash.
Yes.
Nigga, ride your ass over here on this bike.
Well, we used to get general souls and money.
Oh, my God.
And a good laugh when they used to scurry away.
Yeah.
Just beat them up.
Don't kill them.
Just punch them up a little bit.
Yeah, no.
Punch them up.
Punch them up a little bit.
Rough them up. Punch them up. Yeah. Yeah, no. Punch him up. Punch him up a little bit. Rough him up.
Punch him up.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I'm just telling y'all to be careful out there.
Christmas, holidays.
Shout out to all the EMTs.
Dude just broke.
Dude just doing what they got to do.
Please be careful.
Please be careful out there.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's rough.
People told me this time of year, man.
I saw a video a few weeks ago I made to come here and talk to y'all about.
It was a white kid, of course.
And he was filming himself.
I'm offended.
He was filming himself.
He was in a real nice neighborhood.
I don't remember the neighborhood.
But you know how we all have been to a nice neighborhood and looked at the beautiful house and said, I wonder what that person does for a living?
He was filming himself going up to the beautiful houses, knocking on the door, and asking the people what they did for a living.
That is strictly a white thing
that's what I was saying
that's not a bad idea
for a little show though
if you're white
if
yeah
that's white privilege
oh the kid has to be white
if I do that
I'm not making
do that in this outfit
no no no
and let me tape that
no no no
can I film that
the cops will be there
one house it will actually just be cops yeah yeah the show alright now Can I throw that? The cops will be there. One house.
It will actually just be cops.
Yeah, yeah.
The show.
All right, now what were we getting into
before my rant of nothingness?
Because that was a rant.
Well, it was a rant
encouraging people to be safe.
Yeah, it's good.
Yes, and not rob Chinese delivery people.
I think we're saluting Savon and his...
Hey, wait a minute, you guys.
You got moving on.
You got the Good Times theme song in there?
I don't.
He's moving on up.
What is the rap song celebration for when you get your own apartment?
Juicy.
I'm in.
It works.
I'm in.
Hey, I'm not mad at you.
No, no, no.
I'm in. Savon, you got a microphone I'm not mad at you No no no I'm in
Savon you got a microphone
You can join us
Yes sir
What's going on Joe
Man mad juicies
You're nasty
You're a freak
There we go
This is the juicy
I'm looking for
What y'all do
When a bitch pussy too good
Cry
Tell her
Cry Gotta cry In front of her What y'all do when a bitch pussy too good? Cry? Tell her. Cry.
Gotta cry.
In front of her?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you put your head like on her neck while you're having sex and just like cry.
She can't let her see you.
Like, don't let her see you.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
So you are letting them know when you think it's too good.
Yeah, hell yeah.
How many of those do you give out?
Like, you don't loosely give them out, right? No, only when it's it's too good. Yeah, hell yeah. How many of those do you give out like you don't loosely give them out, right?
No, only when it's really, really good. If you say
it like confidently and straight sentence
through, you're lying. Yeah, no.
When you can't get the words out and like you're beside yourself,
that's when it's too good.
Yeah, when it's just yo.
Yo.
When you get off and you step back
and look at him.
He's just like, yo.
We've been walking around with that
This nigga's such an old nigga
Yo you've been walking around with that right there
You've been walking around with that
That been here the whole time
That's great yo
You've been walking around with that
Wait
Alright Save on Yup Fuck all you hoes Get a grip That's great, yo. You been walking around with that? Wait. All right.
Savant.
Yup.
Fuck all you hoes.
Get a grip, man.
I never heard that part of Jiu-Jitsu.
Really?
Why are you talking about that?
Fuck all you hoes?
Get a grip.
What are you listening to?
The edited version?
Maybe.
Fuck clean.
Fuck all you hoes.
Fuck all you hoes.
Get a grip, man.
To his first single.
Yeah.
All right.
This album is dedicated.
Episode 400. This episode is dedicated. Episode 400.
This episode is dedicated.
Who you dedicate this to, Saban?
T.I.
Dedicated to T.I.
To 400.
I said T.I.
Did you say T.I.?
I said to y'all.
It sounded like T.I.
Let to y'all sound like to y'all and not T.I., all right?
To y'all.
No.
Actually, say to me don't sound like T.I. at all.
I don't even know how funny that is
if you say to Joe Budden
Joe Rogan
there you go
Joe Rogan
what
Joe Rogan
wait
what
Joe Rogan
Rory my nigga
oh
Rory my nigga
don't say that nigga
shut up
now
a lot of you guys
have been there with us
from the very start man
and we are really appreciative
of it you guys have been there with us from the very start man and we are really appreciative of it you guys have offered us grace patience kindness have they
some of them they've been pretty fucking mean to me I'll get you shit off tell
no go ahead I dedicated to the fans you guys fucking assholes you guys have fucking assholes you guys have offered us grace kindness patience love joy
hate hate insults insults for sure insults mischaracterizations misrepresentations uh
death threats false narratives lies yeah a lot of death threats this year death threats uh
threats of cancellation yeah a lot of threats of cancellation a lot of death threats this year. Death threats. Threats of cancellation.
Yeah.
A lot of threats of cancellation.
A lot of people telling you about yourself.
That too.
When they haven't ever met you.
Yeah.
But for episode 400, there are some things that we need to celebrate.
Right? And I think one of those things is the glue to this podcast.
Elmer's, if you will.
I'll take it.
From Elmhurst.
Elmer's from Elmhurst.
One of the guys that this podcast could not possibly do without.
One of the more important pieces to this pod,
things really seemed to have come together
when he came on board.
Went behind my back and asked Ian for a raise.
We're talking about Erickson, of course.
Well, the episode 10, I expect.
Things really changed When E got here
Nothing less
I did want to come on here
And talk about Erickson
Asking for his raise
Boy did he really
Hit it out the park
Hey E
I feel you
Hey man
I feel you
Listen
It's because of him
We gotta be careful
We look illustrious every week
It affects us
No
Stop asking for raises
Look illustrious
Look I gotta give it to E, man.
Roy dead ass.
Roy dead ass.
It affects us.
Mo, comes off the profit we make from the podcast.
I got to really be.
After expenses.
Got to really be careful about these creator rants.
Start a fire of the cameraman.
Watch what you're talking to, my nigga.
He went crazy on the double up. He deserves
this extra camera here, a gadget of
some more wires.
Something's happening.
These creator rants are jamming me up.
I'm trying to pay people before the year's up
for my album, and one of the producers
was like, oh, what about that creator rant?
I thought we were paying the creators. I was like, man,
you'll get it in January. Relax.
Your niggas
tried to say that to me too. I was like, nah, you got to work your way
toward that one.
You're not at that level yet where the creator
gets paid. But Savon
got
a raise
and when I inquired,
first of all, a raise in a pandemic, man. Talk about God. It's a raise. And when I inquired, first of all, a raise in a pandemic, man.
Talk about God.
Yeah, God is good, man.
Talk about, and Joe.
It's a blessing, Joe.
And Joe's good, too.
But listen.
Joe's good.
Why did you need this raise?
Well, I needed a raise.
Aside from the hard work, of course.
The hard work is first.
Because Dad, we can't put a price.
No, that's actually what you put a price on the work
that he does.
That was the foundation.
Tell us about it.
But nah,
just to be a little bit closer in action.
Wait, wait, wait. See?
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm not doing this with you right now.
Yeah, yeah. You seen it?
Y'all don't feel him right now?
He snuck in
Just needed to be closer
For us
It benefits us
Savon
Is getting his own apartment now
He's moving out of his mom's
House
With his aunts and cousins in them
Whole bunch of niggas in that house
Whole bunch of niggas in his house
Whole bunch of niggas in that house
Yeah
How does it feel
It feels good I can't lie It feels like It's what's the worst? Whole bunch of niggas in his house. Whole bunch of niggas in that house, yeah. How does it feel?
It feels good.
I can't lie.
It feels like it's good.
It's like a weight is off my shoulder, honestly.
For sure.
Wait till you get that rent check.
It's a new weight. It's a whole different weight.
The weight is off his shoulders.
When you're responsible for now.
Now, your shoulders look a little light today.
Yeah, yeah.
It looked like shoulders look more at peace.
Wait till Bob's just doing your laundry and cooking you food, yeah. It looked like that. Yeah, the way you was walking, your shoulders look more at peace.
Wait till mom's just doing your laundry and cooking you food every day.
It's a different way.
They got COVID deals right now.
So you can get a few months
for your rent.
Oh, you throw for that?
Oh, you want to be on your ass
for six months?
It's a few months free of rent.
So, you know,
I tried to finesse the best I could.
Okay, but eventually
those months are going to subside.
But you got to stack.
You stack. Oh, stack. You ask for the raise.ide. But you got to stack. You stack.
Oh, stack.
You ask for the raise.
Got you.
And then you stack.
Oh, you're not getting another raise.
Wait, you hear him?
You stack.
You stack.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
The JBN, JVP, y'all been great to me, man, for sure.
So now, I only brought this up.
I didn't want to bring it up so you could tell us that we've been great to you.
We know that.
We want to make fun of you.
That's 400 episodes in. Why would you say that? Now, this up. I didn't want to bring it up so you could tell us that we've been great, too. We know that. We want to make fun of you. That's 400 episodes in.
Why would you say that?
Shut up.
We're bringing this up because this is a really important moment.
You get in your own crib and for the first time in a long time, being able to fuck women
and make noise during the sex.
It's a milestone in life.
You're liberating that freedom are you sure you do you
know what it's like to fuck in any room you'd like that I like no I don't just a
hotel at any like just when it comes when that feeling comes over you you
could just grab a thigh and just look right now we could fuck right in this
kitchen never had that actually in it I'll you, it doesn't go like that.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It does for like a week.
How does it go?
Whoever you're fucking,
they're going to realize
that y'all haven't fucked
anywhere else in the apartment
before you
and they're going to say,
hey,
why do we keep
only fucking in the bed?
Why do we dad that
I've been fucked somewhere else?
And say,
I'm looking forward to it.
I fucked the best here.
This is where I get my grip.
And Savon is at that age where he's probably dealing with women that would ask the question,
how many other girls have been in this bed?
Oh, for sure.
Oh, my God.
Number one question on the list.
For real?
Grow up.
I hate it.
I hate it.
So now, I was inquiring how you were going to get these young harlots over to your crib.
No, no, no.
Let's start with where he's moving
we have to give an address or a neighborhood but we can give a general area because i have never
seen anyone ever skip the outer boroughs and go directly to manhattan only on the jbp from long
island i'm going straight to the heart bro manhattan how you feel though heart of the city
heart of the city yeah the heart of the city going to the heart, bro. Manhattan. How you feel, though? Straight to the heart of the city. Heart of the city, yeah. Feel good?
The heart of the city.
Going to the heart of the city, bro.
I'm proud of you, man.
I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
No talk.
Everything's closed.
There's no heart.
I'm going to make a heart there, though.
We going to put a heart there.
Three blocks over from the park, you know.
Nice little view.
Okay.
Talk about your view then, K.
You feel me?
I'm on the upper floor.
My nigga is not sitting on the third floor.
Come on, man. Talk about it. Talk about what you're going to do with that view now. I'm going to look. You feel me? I'm on the upper floor. My nigga's not sitting on the third floor. Come on, man.
Talk about it.
Talk about what you're going to do with that view now.
I'm going to look.
See things differently now, right?
Just look.
That's it.
How are you going to get them over to the view from the kitchen?
Hey, why don't you walk this way?
IG it.
Hey, why don't you walk this way?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. To a deal of some harmless, yes I We're moving on
To an exile
He finally got a piece of the pie
Now, I was telling Savon that now that he lives alone,
he's really going to feel the impact of striking out at the plate.
Ah, yeah. Like when you try to get someone over there he's really going to feel the impact of striking out at the plate. Ah.
Yeah.
Like when you try to get someone over there and they make you believe that they're coming
and then 45 minutes after they were supposed to be there,
they tell you why they didn't make it.
And then you're just sitting there wallowing in misery,
looking at your view alone,
which isn't really a view when you're alone.
That's right.
Or scrambling through your phone to try to find that girl.
To replace her.
The replacement pickup gang. Oh, wait. She's always up at 2 a.m. and that's weird and shout out to those women you guys are underappreciated the
women that will you guys you guys listen I wouldn't know now but don't call them
females what do you check off check off and you fill out
any paperwork,
male or female?
What's wrong
with that?
Anyways,
we're talking
about,
say Vaughn,
you were saying.
So Joe,
what is that
pain like?
I wouldn't know.
I was a
superstar at
21.
I was moving
around.
A superstar.
I was a
superstar.
But he's 26. It was moving around. A superstar. I was a superstar. I was a superstar.
But he's 26.
Is that equitable?
Yeah.
No.
I was killing him.
Hey, at 26?
No, not 26.
I was right down at 26.
26.
Yeah, I can't.
Hey, my superstar.
Boy, did that guy cut short.
I'm 30 and still down.
I wouldn't know.
But I imagine it to be painful.
What was the question?
I'm sorry.
What that pain is like when you strike out at home.
It's not as bad when you're alone.
Because you do have the option of inviting anyone over at any hour, which you don't have. Because when you were at your mom's crib,
there was kind of only really like a window of time
that you could invite the chick over.
Stop this.
Stop this.
Hold up, Mo.
You're sleeping in your mom's basement, right?
Hold up, Mo.
He kind of got his own spot.
He don't.
If you got a basement and you got your own entrance?
I do, but a friend lives in that basement,
so nah, I don't.
Oh, you got a roomie basement.
You got an Airbnb basement. I do. a friend lives in that basement so nah I don't I don't know oh you got a roomie basement how you got a roommate
you got an airbnb basement
I do
airbnb basement
is fucking hilarious
I just want to let y'all know
airbnb basement
is really fucking hilarious
but we moving up to the heart of the city
man fuck off
oh you got
airbnb basement pool
for shit
you said St. Maul
live in a Uber pool
nigga live in
apartment pool
I'm happy you moving up though kid You want to live in an Uber pool? Nigga live in an apartment pool.
I'm happy you're moving up though, kid.
You got your tenth of the rent.
You got your tenth of the rent or nah.
I need your $75 now.
Say, Vaughn, no.
What up, bro?
Listen.
Let's go through it right now so you're better prepared for when it happens.
Okay.
She's supposed to come over.
45 minutes have passed.
You haven't heard from her yet.
Let's master the text that gets sent out and your style.
Do you just double tap her last text?
The question mark?
I put the like.
Or slow down.
Slow down because you don't know shit.
Are you mad at his? Do you just write out the question marks?
Give it to him, like eight of them.
Eight question marks.
I'm never writing out the question marks.
I'm never writing out the question marks.
Do you, and this is, I don't know if you have enough grace for this one.
I hope it's what I think you're going to say.
Yo, are you safe?
Yo, just checking in to see if you're safe is the line.
Yo, are you good? You got it. When you do that, you can send 20 of them. Yo, I checking in to see if you safe is the line. Yo, are you good?
When you do that, you can send 20 of them.
Yo, I'm really concerned.
I'm calling your mom.
You can really, yeah.
You can do it.
I'll Instagram your mom.
Anytime you bring safety into it, you have the free range to say what you want.
You know Savon's LOL say less.
You know he do that.
I used to do that, man.
See?
I used to do that.
You got to graduate. Now it's like I used to do that You gotta graduate
Now it's like
Yo I hope you're well
And then you put the question
I hope you're well
I hope you're well
She's supposed to be
She's supposed to be
At your door
She's supposed to be
At your door
I hope you're well
She's well
Hope he not
Put a bomb on her
She's more well
She's coming
Hey she hopes you're well
She's welcome
She's with the guy
She actually wanted to fuck
Yeah the better nigga
Hit first
The nigga that's not
Putting her on the
Long Island Railroad
What's that trade you said?
The railroad
Long Island Railroad
Hey buddy
If you think
That you are about
To play this game
Using the Long Island Railroad
Bringing in women
By railroad
Is pretty funny
First of all Long Island Railroad Is not in women by railroad is pretty funny. First of all, Long Island Railroad is not like the subway.
He better have the biggest dick in the world.
This shit is like $14.
It's got cushion seats.
You can drink.
I'd say, hey, you better have the fucking godlike dick.
Talk about, hey, take the railroad.
I think the railroad is at 815.
Nah, there's one right there at 815.
Get you right to me at 10.
I'm still young, Joe.
It's just different.
Faze, you are 26.
No, you're not.
No, it's different.
When you was 26 fucking compared to now.
Do you know how old Devin Booker is?
That nigga got 200 million.
We're ashamed, my nigga.
What the fuck is Devin Booker?
Devin Booker got 200 million. Don't listen to this shit. That's the game. How do you listen to Arizona anyway? What the fuck is they buying? They didn't tell me.
Devin Booker got $200 million.
Don't listen to this.
That's the game.
And he lives in Arizona anyway.
That is the game.
You know how old Devin Booker is.
That's funny.
When's your birthday?
January 14th.
Nigga, you about to be 27.
Paul George, 30.
Right.
That's a fact.
Yeah, but he in LA.
Yeah, he can fly women private from New York to L.A.
He's also engaged, Rory.
He's also engaged, married.
Put him in Uber, though.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, for sure.
Yo, and this is why I feel for dudes at 26, and this is not the podcast for it.
Maybe it is, but not this specific podcast.
At 26 years old as a man, I almost feel like we've talked about this before.
Probably have.
Like, who you got to be in competition with is not the 26-year-olds.
So you're telling me I'm 26, I got time.
No, these niggas got Lamborghinis.
But I'm not going after those chicks, bro.
They got Porsches.
Nah, go after them.
They fuck too.
But that's not my lane.
That is your lane.
I'm not trying to compete with a nigga that got a $200,000.
He's stuttering already. $200 million contract. That's your lane. I'm not trying to compete with a nigga that got a $200,000. He's stuttering already.
$200 million contract,
my nigga like that.
That's your lane, bro.
Trust me.
We'll see.
That's your lane.
We'll see.
If you're on the Upper East Side,
just go down to Murray Hill
and try to fuck some college
white bitches, man.
You'll be fine.
Don't compete with Derrick.
I'm going to make it work, bro.
I'm going to make it work.
Go to Turtle Bay
and just buy a round of shots
for six bucks
and you'll be fine.
It's Turtle Bay.
Look at Rory sitting in the Turtle Bay.
Get you a turtle.
Oh, no way.
Is that going to be
St. Vaughn's game
when he gets a new crit?
Turtle Bay.
He got a tadpole?
Yeah.
He got to take him
to the local pub.
Oh, he want bitches
to come over
and love his pet.
Don't try to pet
your way to pussy.
You got a pet?
You got a dog?
Look, brand new one, right? Hello, dog. Brand new, right? No, to pussy. You got a pet? You got a dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, brand new one, right?
Little dog.
Brand new, right?
No, she's not brand new.
How old?
Five.
Five years old.
That's old.
That'll help.
She's almost out of there.
You ain't gonna get no pussy with that.
Exactly.
You can kill that dog.
I'll let you borrow Paisley.
What kind of dog is this?
You can drown that dog.
Small dog.
Small cheese.
Is it small?
Oh, you good. How you go from barking to killing dogs? That ain't going to help. You might as well lose that, nigga.
Like I did with that
old Dodge Charger I had.
Dude, I was going to keep paying
binge prices for that.
Dodge Charger.
Hey.
You played a binge car note
for a Dodge Charger?
Nigga!
That was sick.
That was some of the best shit
when the repo man
was looking for me.
He was calling me.
I was answering.
Yeah.
Hey, sir.
No, I'm not sitting at home
at the moment.
I'm actually in my car
Where are you
In that car
Nigga I'd find it
It's in the garage
Nigga
Oh my god
I was on that phone
Like
Okay
I understand sir
How many months behind
Four months
Okay
Do I have gap insurance
Yeah Alright Bye Four months. Okay. Do I have gap insurance?
Yeah.
All right.
Bye.
I got gap insurance.
Oh, we left that shit on the side of Clint Denny somewhere.
Hey, and never paid a game.
Probably got robbed before the repo man. Never paid it again.
Oh, my God.
I don't know where that charger is
1100 for a charger
That shit broke down
In the shop right there
Anyway
Saban
Congratulations man
Yeah man
Thank you
Congratulations
You're not gonna get no pussy
But
You'll have fun being alone
No you're not
You're not
You're not
You're not gonna get no pussy
And I'll let you get that on
I'll let you get that shit on I'll let you get that shit off.
I'm part nigga talk different when they got their own spot.
When they got their own spot, niggas talk spicy.
I like that.
It's different, my nigga.
I like that.
It's different.
Episode 400, bro, we not getting that narrative off.
It's not.
But it's not, though, Joe.
Give it to me.
But it's not.
Serve me up.
I'm just letting you know.
We on episode 400.
400.
Serve me up.
That nigga Joe don't know shit.
That narrative of Savon not doing this, not getting put. We changing that. That's all I'm just we are episode 400 400 serve me up that nigga Joe don't know shit not doing this not getting put we changing that that's all I'm saying bro there we go but
again I appreciate y'all niggas episode you're talking crazy for someone that didn't put the
security deposit down you ain't even get approved
leasing his mom name still he's talking to me crazy. It's good. Listen, all right, so Pussy's coming. No, for sure.
I think.
We'll see.
Have you given them like a timeline?
For sure.
I think.
We'll see.
For sure, I think we'll see.
Maybe.
All right.
You know who else living in Manhattan too, right?
No, I don't.
Mad people?
It's mad.
8 million people. It's mad people. But no, thank y'all for that. Kevin't. Mad people? It's mad. 8 million people.
It's mad people.
But no, thank y'all for that.
Kevin Knox.
Kevin Knox?
He's probably not in Manhattan.
I think Durant is there, too.
He's in Brooklyn.
Don't even mention Durant's name.
I won't.
I won't. Y'all think John Wall saw SportsCenter reporting on how James felt about him?
Of course he did.
Of course he did.
They're going to trade James.
I think that writing's on the wall.
No, I'm just – both of them niggas, both of them are them dudes.
But ESPN is flagrant with how they report some of this stuff.
They know what they're talking about. They said – whoa, y'all don't know who said it. but ESPN is flagrant with how they report some of this stuff.
They know what they're talking about.
Woj, I don't know who said it.
Hey, James Harden, don't give a fuck that John Wall is here now,
and he still wants to go.
He still wants out?
Yeah.
That changed absolutely nothing in James' mind.
He's narrowed it down to three teams.
That sounds like Stephen A.
Oh, man.
All right, what else we got?
What else we got?
Oh, no, episode 400.
Let's stay there.
We off to say mama.
Let's stay here, man.
Why not?
Come on, let's get sentimental for a little bit.
I did want to get into one quick apartment thing,
if y'all would get real and honest with yourselves.
Let's do it.
Oh, I never want to get real and honest. You start realizing some kind of disgusting things
about yourself when you start living alone.
Yeah, I pissed on the wall the other day and left.
The idea of not being, I don't want to say the word caught.
I don't know why I tried to freak that.
I'm sorry.
James, we could go to say Von Choddick is a pussy.
No, I had to piss really bad and I ran in there and I figured I could get to the side faster than the front.
And it's a different shot from the baseline three.
All that.
Oh, you're drunk.
That's just it, man.
That's just blasted everywhere.
I'm like, I am not cleaning that.
Should dry it up.
Spig and span.
Dry it up.
It's just leaving it.
It's drying up.
Y'all never tried to piss in the dark?
Oh, of course.
We've had this conversation.
And y'all won?
No.
No.
Oh, OK.
That was 40% from the field.
I came on here and I pissed on someone's furry,
when they put the fur on the top of the seat.
Or your was your piss against your lay,
against your shirt, right?
Lighting your shirt on fire.
I told a story about when I pissed in a chair
thinking it was a toilet because I was blackout drunk.
Well, that's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
I left it with a cushion.
Savon's going to find out
the type of women
he will sleep with
when you know you won't
be seen or caught with them.
When you're alone
and living by yourself
knowing no one
will ever find out about this.
That's a fact.
It's a different thing.
You realize the type
of nasty motherfucker you are.
That is a fact.
You will take some women down
that you would never
possibly like.
Yeah, you're more selective
when you know they got to
see people walking up.
Yeah, if I got family
or a roommate there.
No roommates to even
catch you in the film.
You might just be on
third half,
throw your hood up,
hold her hand,
and just book it
to the building.
No one will see me.
Say, Von,
let me help you out, man.
Help him out, Joe.
You're going to go
to Home Goods, right?
Look what he's sending.
I don't think there's a Home Goods in Manhattan.
I was going to say, I don't think Home Goods is a city thing.
No, there's a Home Goods in Manhattan.
No, you go to the bodega.
There's not a Home Goods in Manhattan?
No.
You go to the bodega.
You might go to the C-Town.
You're going to move in.
The CBS.
You're going to get in there, and your guy brain is going to start thinking about shit
you've never thought about before, like couches, chairs.
Rugs.
Love seats, rugs.
You're going to go try to get some, rugs. You're going to go
try to get some of these things.
You're going to go to HomeGoods.
You'll probably get
a really big,
nice mirror.
Right?
Yep.
You're going to bring it home.
That first girl
is going to come over.
Okay.
You know what she's going to do?
See no furniture
and just a mirror?
Look in the mirror.
She's going to take a picture
in that mirror. And nobody's going to do? See no furniture and just a mirror? Look in the mirror. Just going to take a picture in that mirror.
And nobody's going to know that's your mirror.
Tell another girl.
Know what the second girl is going to come do?
Same mirror?
Same exact mirror.
Same place.
Yeah, no, same place.
I'm going to move the mirror, though.
Different walls.
Different walls on the mirror.
Yo, the OGs never thought of that
And we didn't even think
How many places
You gonna move that fucking
Young niggas is here
Young niggas is here
I got like
At least eight walls
Okay
At least
Chick is gonna come over
Manhattan
You got three walls
And the other one's a door
What's that beautiful
Five year old dog's name
Mace
Her name is Mace.
You know it.
He don't.
He don't know.
Look at him.
He don't know.
So innocent and pure.
Such a naive, just young gent.
God rest his soul, Brooklyn, and God rest his soul, Harlem.
I used to feel so bad when I would just see them all over IG stories of different women
using these beautiful creatures just to show the rest of the world whose house they were at.
Yeah, you wouldn't believe it.
It's sick.
It's a sick baby.
I think girls are going to come over
and take a picture of Mace.
Damn.
She'll be in the cage.
You're going to take a picture of the cage?
She'll be in the cage.
Let out.
Listen, I'm just trying to warn you
about what's going on, good brother.
I hate to be corny this way.
400 really shouldn't even be like
a celebration.
It's just a bold, even number.
Like there's nothing great.
This is not our anniversary.
It should be a celebration because a lot of shows, a lot of podcasts that were around at episode 200 are not around now.
That is true.
Hold up, man.
Look at Shoffer Big Pop.
So we got a celebration.
This thing takes a lot of consistency, a lot of hard work, a lot of dedication, and a lot of people don't have that.
It does.
So that's something to celebrate for sure.
Especially this year.
Just for y'all to say it sucks.
Yeah.
That'd be the best part.
You put your heart and soul into something.
It's trash.
When we started this, did y'all think we'd get to episode 400 at some point?
I did.
Really? I did. Really?
I said episode 200.
I'm just looking forward to the next 200.
However you feel right now, when you envisioned it, did you imagine it feeling like this?
No, I didn't.
I didn't think it would look like this.
I didn't think it would feel like this.
I didn't think we would be all over the world.
People would be watching us and listening to us and reaching out and just responding to us
online it's um it's dope man to see how far this shit is going it's dope and i see what a platter
platforms how podcasting platforms are grown since we did episode 200 and it's it's amazing
it's a lot of money being put into this a lot of people making a lot of money doing this
it's getting kind of oversaturated we talked talked about that episode 200, but it's okay.
Let people take their shot.
Let people try things.
And if it works, it works.
If not, at least you tried.
That's how I feel about it.
That's how I feel about it.
I think it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's beautiful.
It's amazing.
You guys are great.
What do you want from me?
I don't know.
This is fun for us, man.
Like I said, this is fun.
We do something that we've, you know, Joe, we've been doing this type of shit since the early 2000s.
So this is to see where it is now.
A lot of people still reach out to me that, you know, we used to hang out with back in 2010.
And they're like, damn, man.
Remember, we used to sit around the crib and kick it and have conversations, wild conversations like that to see what y'all taking it is crazy.
So this is fun for us, man.
I don't really look at it as 400 episodes.
It's another day with the fellas.
We're hanging out.
It's pretty cool to get paid to hang out.
Right.
It is a lot of work, though.
Hanging out's a lot of work.
It is.
It is.
Because it's a real thing now.
Podcasting is a very real thing.
Facts.
But I love it.
I love it.
I love doing this shit
I love coming in here
Every week with y'all
Love kicking it
I love the fact
That it's oversaturated
I do
You like that?
I do
I just like
When people try something
Yeah
That means it worked
Yeah
Like remember when
Well y'all probably
Didn't feel this
Like I felt it
When Meek and Nicky
Sent the barbs on me
But back then And I only used that Moment in time because that's when it was laughable to do a podcast.
Absolutely.
It was mocked.
So to see so many people do one, regardless of how I feel about them doing one, the fact that they are doing it says that it worked.
Absolutely.
And I'm with that.
it worked absolutely and i'm with that that means the same way that this was a way and a means for me this could be a way and a means for some other people i also understand that we still in the
beginning of this yeah we're at episode 400 shit rogan's at 1500 like we're we're in the beginning
of this there's only five percent of podcasters that are paid still from podcasting i don't take for granted that
we speak from a privileged position absolutely and like y'all like like y'all echoed out i'll
say it man to come in here and just shoot the shit with your your friends people you actually
care about i can't even stress how important that is in, for lack of a better term, a podcasting formula.
Oh, chemistry is everything.
Like so many of y'all come up to me and ask me what it takes to get it done.
And if I have any jewels, gems that could help you in the journey.
First of all, all everyone's journey is different.
And there's no there's no pamphlet on this shit.
One and two.
I don't know if i i i
could not do this if i didn't do this with my friends yeah oh yeah absolutely not so like
i don't want to tell y'all to go get friends and talk to them but i mean i just go find some
friends yeah i would be unable to do it i mean last podcast I came in and talked about even how the landscape of
journalism-ing
has changed from when we started.
We're journalists.
No, we're not. Kind of. We're not journalists at all.
I respect the craft of journalism enough
to say it. As do I.
Journalist has to fact check.
That's true. We are not journalists. And I'm not a journalist.
By any means.
That's offensive to journalism.
I'm a dot connector, influence, tastemaker, potter, rapper, exec.
A&R.
A&R.
You have to be A&R.
Yeah, I'm all of these things.
Roy, how say you?
I don't know.
I suppress my feelings.
Same.
We should get drunk.
Let's get drunk, Roy.
Maybe we can open up.
You guys took all the cool answers, man.
I suppress my feelings.
I love you guys.
I'm so happy to do this for 400 episodes.
I can't wait for the other 400.
Aw.
I can't wait to get back on the road.
I'm going to be honest.
That's a big fact.
That's a big part of it.
I love the live shows.
I love seeing the people that actually listen to us and watch us.
I just also can't wait
for things to be happening
like
I've
you know
I've seen criticisms
but nothing is happening
right
yo that's a real important point
I'm glad you said that
instead of me
cause I've been wanting
to say that
you've said it
nothing is happening
have I said that
multiple times
on this podcast
y'all can suck my dick
well not that bad
no but I'd be wanting
to come in
cause I'd be tired of it
like sometimes we shouldn't use that phrase we can what suck my dick. Well, not that bad. No, but I'd be wanting to come in because I'd be tired of it.
Like, sometimes... We shouldn't use that phrase.
We can...
What, suck my dick?
That's not leaving.
Unless you ready...
No, no, no.
That's not leaving.
If that leaves, I'm leaving.
Stupid.
Unless you ready for violence
is what I'm saying.
Oh, I'm not ready for violence.
That's what I'm suggesting.
Suck my penis.
Okay, that's more acceptable.
Oh, damn.
No, but... We'll talk about it. There's nothing to talk acceptable. Damn, what was that?
No, but Parks is right.
And as a podcaster, you can't come on here and get into that.
But the year has literally been this.
And on top of nothing to talk about, what is to talk about is fucking sad.
Yeah, but we try to stay away from that. I know.
It's hard, though.
Yeah, it's hard.
But I think that's why people, it is It's hard But that's what
I think that's why people
For the most part appreciate
And there's a whole culture
Of people that are literally
Doing things to get other people
To talk about it
Right
I ignore that
So when you ignore the clout chasers
When you ignore the fucking
The dick riders
When you try to stay away from
The gang rap When you try to stay away from the gang rap.
When you try to, I won't say protect your relationships,
but when you try to keep it quiet on some trash shit that happened from somebody you know.
Like, it's just a lot that goes into it.
I think that we have, and I'm telling y'all that, not the fans.
I think that we have walked the podcasting tightrope close to the best that we could.
I think delivering five hours a week during a pandemic
when there's no major releases, TV,
film, otherwise, no one can go outside and live
life and have funny stories to tell
and people are dying
all over the place is fucking amazing.
Absolutely. I agree with that.
I won't hit the round of applause after that, but I
totally agree with that. Damn right, we bought you man time to think of something cool. We agree with that. I won't hit the round of applause after that, but I totally agree. I totally agree with that.
Damn, Roy, we bought you man time to think of something cool.
We was doing that for you, man.
You guys are bodying it.
I don't want to interrupt.
No, here we go.
Here we go.
I'll make this a little more fun.
Off air.
I just like saying off air.
Off air.
I was trying to think of the moments from the 400 episodes where
one of us did our best
to get us to the playoffs
okay
I like it
I thought of mad moments
where I put the team on my back
oh yeah you've had some
you've had some memorable games
at my own expense
of course
sacrifice yourself for the team
it's true
it's true
the Barbz attacking me I tried own expense. Of course. Sacrifice yourself for the team. It's true. It's true.
The Barb's attacking me.
I tried. They attack Rory too.
He got a broomstick in his ass for guys.
That is true.
And you don't know what I'm into.
Yeah, we don't know what he does with broomsticks.
Actually, come to think of it, ever since that he's been complaining about not shitting right.
Oh, Nicky is to blame
for his ass.
It might be Nicky's fault. No, Nicky is to blame for this. That's why we put those two things together.
It might be Nicky's fault.
No, you might need to call Nicky.
She can help you with that.
Wow.
She told you to put a broom in your ass.
You see this, Barbz?
This is your fault.
They have more power than I thought.
Yeah.
Park's tried with his 4-4-4 and to pimp a butterfly is garbage.
Those takes.
Oh, damn.
Damn.
I cannot believe that, but whatever. That's changed. I garbage. Those takes. Oh, damn. Damn. I cannot believe that, but whatever.
That's changed.
I grew to like Dan.
And I like 444.
I just hated the mix.
Yeah, he always complained about the mix.
That was always him.
That's all.
Well, Parks didn't complain about the mix.
I don't complain about every mix.
And I responded with, he did that on purpose.
Yeah.
That sounds.
I was trying to bring it back to the 90s grimy sound.
It sounded like he was in the sound. It sounded like he was
in the bathroom.
It sounded like it wasn't mixed.
So,
so yeah,
so the parts tried
to get us there.
I feel like Rory's
maybe tried
a few times.
You have some
fucking nerve.
No,
now you have nerve.
You have audacity.
Play Duppy.
Ugh.
How fucking dare you
fucking sacrifice
my whole personal life
for this shit.
He did.
This is why I'm not all happy
about episode 400
and reflecting like y'all.
I'm reflecting about
everything I've ruined
in my life
because of 400 fucking episodes.
No, I'm not happy like y'all.
You've gained.
You've gained.
See, I almost feel like
even that take from Rory
is white privilege
when he says
what he just said to me.
Oh my God. I proposed and lost the person you don't know what's going on in my life
this thing has some nerve talking to me no because me do you know what i put on the line
you know how much i gave up
no and you don't know because we've all sacrificed our friendships.
We don't speak like that because of this podcast.
I like it like that.
That's a great point.
That's a great point.
So you don't know what's going on in my life
the way you and I used to speak.
But wait, don't leave that expound.
This is a great point.
Yeah, we can't speak all the time
or this show would suck.
Why don't we speak anymore?
Because we record twice a week. We record
for five hours, then hang out for another five
on top of it.
I miss y'all, man.
Damn, man. As you sit in the room,
damn, I miss y'all. For real, man.
Y'all starting to feel like work. It ain't even fun
no more.
Money changed everything.
When the money came, shit got different.
Yeah, man. Y'all always said when it started to feel like work, I was going to walk away from the game.
Lies.
I'm milking this.
Just started getting money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No fucking way I'm leaving.
We're going to keep working.
We're going to keep working.
Oh, man.
That's funny.
But even that's another one, man.
I'm not getting in my rant bag again, but for us to be able to, for me to remember the position
that we were in pre-Spotify,
for us to go through the Spotify shit
and really be one of the first
tried and true testaments
to the exclusive model working.
For that to happen,
for us to part
and land where we landed,
to me is important
and mushy and all that stuff.
Maybe not to anybody else,
but to not miss a beat.
Maybe you should expound on that
because people have a lot to say.
Do they?
Yeah.
I feel like I see people
maybe slow down a lot,
but have they made the right decision?
Have they overvalued themselves?
It's been happening a lot.
I haven't seen it.
It's around.
Really?
Of course.
Absolutely.
Dig in the comments.
You just got to laugh at that type of shit, though, man.
I agree.
But wait, are you serious?
Because we don't sit here and talk about things that have happened, and that's fine.
Or things that are happening.
Yeah, or in the works.
Or things that we've went through business-wise.
We did one episode, and everyone digested that as if that was the absolute truth of everything.
No, that was an hour of what happened in a fucking five-year span.
Oh, I see.
All right.
I understand.
We did those last five episodes that were more business oriented and about our situation and just deals and shit like that.
And we've said nothing else since then. So because of that, people would be wondering, hey, did those guys do the right thing? Right.
And think that deals happen in one day.
And meanwhile, the staffs are getting a raise.
One day.
And meanwhile, the staffs are getting a raise.
Yeah.
But that goes to even when we signed with Spotify, I remember clearly people were surprised that we signed with them.
Like, why would y'all sign there?
Yeah.
Why would y'all do that?
I can't blame them either because we analyze a lot of people's shit.
So they're doing it.
But they're all sick of us.
I'm with that. That's why you just take it and you keep moving.
And people will see how things unfold.
I'm with that.
That's why you just take it and you keep moving.
And people will see how things unfold.
And the same reason we've critiqued other business deals that we probably didn't know too much about,
but just talked about it because it's a podcast.
It's the same reason I have never replied to the narrative that is of myself in this business.
Of what this podcast is.
Because I don't care.
Yeah, I don't respond to you.
You don't know about it.
Why would I tell you about it?
Right, right. So I just shut the fuck up and let the narrative go. I don't respond to shit. You don't know about it. Why would I tell you about it? Right, right.
So I just shut the fuck up and let the narrative go.
I don't care.
That is maturity when you don't need to tell your side of the story.
Like at school, y'all can have a blast.
I don't care.
Tell me I'm broke and getting paid by the hour.
I don't own anything.
Have a blast.
I don't give a fuck.
Is that what they're saying to you?
Street fashion. Oh, yeah.
Street fashion.
Shut up.
I'm serious. You're not to you? Street searcher. Oh, yeah. Shut up. I'm serious.
You're not hearing that in mass.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's out there.
It's out there that we don't know what we're doing or we maybe made the wrong decision.
Yeah.
Oh, that's definitely out there.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
But who cares?
Let them think what they want to think.
Shut up.
It ain't their business. That's a fact. It who cares? Let them think what they want to think. Shut up. It ain't their business.
That's a fact.
It doesn't affect their account.
That's a fact.
Everybody.
I'll show them exactly what wrong decision you made when I backed that toy out next summer.
Don't you worry.
I'll put all that to bed.
Oh, yeah?
You got something coming?
Oh, yeah.
Fucking Quavo gassed me up, man.
You asked a chick for a Lamborghini?
No, man. No, that was offset, bro. My bad. I said Quavo gassed me up, man. You asked a chick for a Lamborghini? No, man.
No, that was offset.
My bad.
I said Quavo.
Well, Quavo may have asked Sweetie for a Lamborghini.
Man, Quavo pulled out a little Maybach truck I called.
The Mercedes deal was so fast.
Here.
What's going on with that?
Yeah, eight miles to a year.
I'm like, nigga, now.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not paying is that the
one that uh gun posted earlier the maybach truck shit should look nice probably it's a nice truck
that should look this is not an ad but that's a nice truck but if they want to give us free ones
i mean i don't think maybach even does ads you know they don't do ads um there's nothing to say
man if you think we did bad business, then.
Cool.
Yeah.
Good.
If you like what's going on, awesome too.
I'm not.
Yeah.
Think what you, you review it.
Yeah.
You review it.
I don't care.
Listen to the albums among yourselves.
On to important news.
It's over for that app.
Let's just put that out there.
Yeah, I'm sorry, Joe.
Why are you sorry, Joe?
You put so much effort into building. I'm not an investor in this app, you know.
Just a time investor.
I'm not a time investor.
You are a time investor.
You invest in your intellectual property.
To build in this app.
You allegedly maybe tagged some things off of it.
It's not my app.
Wait, what?
Tag something?
I'm just joking.
I'm just talking shit.
I didn't tag anything from anywhere.
You tagged some ass.
What is your preferred app to tag ass from?
What app is that ass tagger?
Which is the one for you?
The Cash app. The number one in is the one for you Cash app
The number one in the world
Oh cash app
Duh
Yeah cool
Is there any other
Yeah that gets all the
Begging bitches
Right to you
Deny
Decline
You sure
Yeah
I'm sure
Not sending that through
Yeah no
No way
I'm just saying
I know Instagram
Was like the sneaky link
Thing for a while
But that never really
Flourished off of that
The way I did off
MySpace
No
MySpace was number one
For you
When it was out
I think Instagram and Twitter
Were probably on
A and B
Twitter is A for me
Yeah
Instagram was
Twitter was nice
Twitter
When it was nice
At a certain time
When it was
Oh my god
Twitter was
Yeah when the chicks
Was fucking without shame
Yeah
Now they just say that
They're working on their brand
There's some shame involved
They weren't working
On their brand
Back in 2012
No
Y'all didn't go to college
With the
They weren't working
On their brand
They weren't
They were
They were just fucking
They were just fucking
That was the golden era man
Yeah
Oh They weren't selling That was the golden era, man.
They weren't selling bathing suits yet.
They weren't selling bathing suits for their bathrooms yet? No, they weren't.
Yeah, life was so much easier when they were selling calendars.
Remember calendars?
Yeah, I'm like, I have an iPhone.
Selling calendars.
I'm not buying your calendar.
I don't care about your picture next to October.
Sorry. Well, let me next to October. Sorry.
Well, let me speak to the college audience.
When on Facebook, you could literally click a link of the college.
Like, yo, I know I'm going to be down there this weekend.
Were you old enough for that Facebook at that time?
Of course.
I had Facebook in high school.
I could click the college.
It was a link.
See every chick that was at that college.
When Facebook was like real exclusive, it was definitely crazy.
Yeah.
Now, Facebook was the tagger.
Yeah.
Really?
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Because you had to be affiliated with a college.
Oh, when it was for college, yeah.
Yeah.
And then even right after that, it was still-
Did college kids ever need anything extra to help them have sex?
No, but they'll take it.
I was about to make a really bad joke, so I'm just going to keep it to myself.
How did the whites get involved with the Kappas?
I'm joking, Roy.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm kidding.
There's not very many whites.
I don't know anything about that stuff.
I just ask it.
How did the whites get involved?
That's a funny question.
All right.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Here's a topic that we have to talk about that we don't want to talk about.
Oh, boy.
Mall's man.
Your man's in them.
Lakeith.
I like Lakeith.
I would never trust anybody with a law in front of their name.
What if I was LaJoseph?
No.
I definitely wouldn't trust him.
Exactly.
You can't trust Lakeith.
LaJoseph.
Would you beat him in a versus?
Yes. I don't know.Keith. LaJoseph. Would you beat him in a versus? Yes.
I don't know.
His Breakfast Club freestyle might be up there.
He makes music?
Apparently.
LaKeith was on the internet moaning for $600.
No.
$300.
For a chance to win $300.
You didn't get $300.
You had a chance to win.
LaKeith was moaning for a chance to win $300 in the chatty house.
Did he win?
That's all that matters.
Well, why don't you be the judge, Parks?
You have his moan?
That Lakeithy.
You put it in your iTunes?
You saved his moan?
That Lakeithy tried to get his moans wiped from the internet.
Lakeithy is fucking nuts.
Lakeithy, Lakeithi.
We found you moaning.
Oh, man.
All right.
You ready? I guess.
All right. I'm going to hit it.
I'm ready.
We ready.
We ready.
We ready.
We ready right? What are y'all doing on this ass?
I'm wet.
She's wet.
That's your trash.
Yes, Jack.
That's what you wet off of.
All right.
Oh, God.
Lakeefy. Lakeefy.
That was more of a grunt than a moan.
What the fuck is wrong
With this nigga man
Why would he do that
But that's dangerous
You see how when a group of women
They could like coerce you
A man's into doing anything
That's true
Lakeef Stanfield
Should not be on the app
Moaning
Well he had a chance
Where should he moan
In the privacy of his home
By himself
Not on the phone
On the app
Nah he's an exhibitionist moaner Nah fuck that man He's a moan? In the privacy of his home by himself. Not on the phone, on the app.
Nah, he's an exhibitionist moaner.
Nah, fuck that, man.
He's a moan-a-bitionist.
We all have our kinks. He trying to get that shit wiped off the internet for a reason.
Yeah, you are kink-shaming.
Don't shame Lakeith B.
You heard one girl was wet.
Come on, man.
Cut it out.
He ain't supposed to do that.
Today he woke up like, I'm bugging.
I know he did.
You know what that's equivalent to?
Remember when we had the, I think it was a pool party, something we had at the crib in
total.
And home, was it Omar?
Real moan rooms.
Somebody was like, a girl was like, yo, pull your dick out right now.
That was in total.
And all the guys left.
We all left the room.
He was in there.
There might have been about 15 girls in there
I guess he backed him out
We came back in the living room
They was sitting there like
Okay
They was talking about
And I know in that moment
He like
I played myself
Yeah
So it's the same
We walked back in
They was sharing like
Cooking recipes
I'm like
His dick whack
Tomorrow's supposed to be
You mean
High of 80
What are we doing?
They was in here talking about
The windshield factor
Yeah I'm like oh my god
Like you can't play yourself like that
You can't pull your dick out
In front of just 20 random girls
You can't
I mean but again
They coerced him into doing it
But didn't he fuck somebody that night?
Yeah
Oh I'm sorry
See
Oh yeah nah
They were playing coy
They were playing coy That They were playing coy.
That was the night the chick said, Omar, truth or truth, how many girls you fucked in your life?
And he lied.
Well, I think he lied.
Look at me hating.
Look at me hating.
It was too hot.
And he was like, man, easily over a stack.
Yeah.
And the girls were like, oh, you're a hoe.
You're nasty.
You're disgusting.
What the hell?
You're lying.
How is that possible?
And then he was fucking at the end of the night.
Yeah.
And he said he made 700 women squirt or something like that.
Yeah, something stupid like that.
I said, this nigga's a unicorn.
I don't even think 700 women on earth can squirt.
Who is this nigga?
He's not just a comedian.
Who is he?
There's dudes that have a stack.
Easy.
I don't think that's that great.
Making 700 women squirt is absurd.
That's a high percentage.
But clear this up for me.
70% of them squirt.
Is that us making them do it?
What?
It's mostly them.
Squirting?
I don't want us to fall for like women's revisionist history like
when they try to shame on a shame
us because we weren't able to make the squirter squirt
like I'll squirt if you make me squirt
my theory on
squirting can you do it or not
my theory on squirting is
it's just
it's urine
so it's fancy pee
it's urine it's like it's champagne pee it's urine. So? It's fancy pee. It's urine. It is fancy pee.
It's champagne pee.
Yeah, it's urine.
It's like women are just comfortable enough to just let it go.
To pee?
Is it pee for real?
So, more saying most women are pee shy.
That shit is urine, man.
It's urine.
So?
I'm not knocking it.
If that's what you know me
I'm not knocking it
But it's a lot of urine
At one time
Depending on how your mattress
Likes to exist
Don't feel like the urine
When I lay in it
It smells fine to me
She's hydrated
It's a little thicker than
That might be
That might be what it is
But it come out
A different hole
I don't
I'm not the hole instructor
Oh you be looking
Monster bitch What are you doing? I don't I'm not the holding you be looking monster bitch
what are you doing
stop it
make it stop
try to plug it
she finished on your face
choke on the facial
oh my god
shout out to squirters man
why
shout out to the Keith
bitch you get up and change the sheets.
Give me a new mattress, too, if you don't mind.
Well, that's why you have to be an adult and put a towel down, and she should know herself.
Like, I'm going to squirt.
You should get a couple towels.
Shout out to the squirters.
I guess that's better than the other girls.
I've never came before for the sex.
All right, well, leave.
You should leave and figure out your vagina.
Your Uber's right outside.
You could have texted this to me.
I don't know if I can come from penetration.
All right, I don't know if you should come ever again.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I promise you I can.
All right, back to Lakeith.
No, we're not.
I think that's the end of that.
That's the deep dive on the moan.
Don't do that shit again
Come on
Do you think Maul's a moaner?
I'm a curser
Like I curse
Oh fuck
I'm like fuck
Yeah I'm one of those guys
I definitely grunt and curse for sure
I don't moan
I curse
Yeah
Are you serious?
Oh fuck Oh fuck
Oh fuck
I've definitely said
Oh fuck
Every nigga has said
You've never said
Oh fuck
When she bouncing that ass
Nigga what?
You've said oh fuck
Before nigga
Don't
You better not
Nigga
Don't play with me nigga
You've definitely yelled
Oh fuck
I didn't yell it
Like I think
You grunted it
I think I tried to get it
Sit under your breath
I tried
I think I tried to find A cooler cadence than the scream is all I'm saying.
Put a little pitch to it?
I know with Joe, Joe would be like, mm-hmm.
All right, now.
All right, now.
All right, now.
All right, now.
Now you're getting it.
Now you're getting it.
Go ahead, now.
Go ahead.
Do that again.
You want a Scorpio?
Yeah.
Your mood must be in winter solstice right now.
You must be in your winter solstice right now.
No, no, no.
What do you mean winter solstice?
Yo.
Oh, shit.
Nah, I just think I'm a little lower With the off fuck And the moan for that matter
Yeah I don't
I don't like yell
To the top of my lungs
Like you can moan
Cool
Like
Like an ad-lib track
You definitely give him that
Definitely give him a little
You give him
Nah
You didn't give him that
I don't do that either
Yeah you shouldn't scream
Nah it's his ad-lib
I ain't gonna
That's probably missing
From my sex arsenal
Yeah
The ad-libs
Like the noisy ad-libs though Like you think they like that shit Hit probably missing from my sex arsenal. Yeah. The ad-libs? Like the noisy ad-libs,
though.
Like,
you think they like that shit?
Hit him with a skirt?
Skirt, man.
You should have that
conversation with her
beforehand.
Yeah.
See what turns her on.
My dick gotta be bigger
to try that.
Certain ad-libs you can't
give off when you do that.
Yeah,
I stay away from
a lot of noise.
This is mine.
Just be humble.
Who is this?
Be humble. I will say, I've always been humble. Say Joe Budden. Be humble. Sing Pump It Up right now, bitch.. Just be humble. Be humble. Who is this? Be humble.
I will say,
I've always been humble.
Say Joe Budden.
Be humble.
Sing Pump It Up right now,
bitch.
Yeah,
be humble.
Yeah.
I'm just,
I'm so humble.
I'll say Dernsex.
I know it's not mine,
but I appreciate you
giving it to me for this one.
I appreciate you sharing it.
If only the whites
would have said that earlier.
Man,
how different would the world be?
No, no.
We moaned over countries this is ours if the whites
just knew what wasn't there that's it that's it um all right i'm done with astrology you guys
haven't watched the reagan thing yet you gotta watch that shit he's a pisces no the country was
run by an astrologist reagan correct well he was actor. He got all of his shit from an astrologist.
You have to watch this shit.
It's fucking insane.
He was the first Scientologist.
I went to Salsas, cocaine.
I get it.
Reaganomics.
That shit is crazy.
Put it in the black community.
I get it.
I get it.
That doc is crazy.
All right.
So when he put AIDS into the inner cities, what month was that in his mood?
Mercury is rising,
so.
Mercury,
yeah.
Let's get this shit out here.
Here's the AIDS skis.
That shit,
that doc is crazy.
I gotta watch it.
And this is showtime,
right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna watch it.
I finished the
Manhunt Deadliest
Catch.
Atlanta,
I gotta still watch that.
Which is a weird title for that.
Manhunt Deadliest Catch.
For that.
Is he a fish?
Is he a bomber?
I don't know.
I was really confused.
I was like,
this is the title they landed on?
This worked well in that meeting?
But it was really good.
Yeah.
Deadly Games, yeah.
Yeah.
I liked how they took
somewhat of the real story
and then just created
this whole other shit.
Yeah.
This was great.
Oh, it's like a,
I thought it was a doc.
It's not a doc?
No, it's just a show.
No, it's a,
they start with,
one side is real
and then they tell a whole complete story that they made up,
but it's a really good one.
So it's like derivative.
Yes.
Right.
Got it.
Pulling from truth.
Exactly.
I like it, though.
I thought it was just a doc,
so I wasn't really rushing to see it.
No, no, no.
It's just a show.
No, no.
It derives from truth.
It's a series.
Yes.
This derives from truth.
So you think it's over for Chatty House now that Twitter is a Chatty House
and Lakeith is moaning? Yes. Lakeith is keeping the lights on over there at Chatty House now that Twitter is a Chatty House and Lakeith is moaning?
Yeah, it's over for Chatty House.
Lakeith is keeping the lights on
over there at Chatty House.
The moans did it.
Yeah.
They were worth way more
than 300.
To Chatty House.
A man moaning for $300
just sends the wrong message,
I think.
That's the nigga
that's stealing packages.
It's true.
It's true.
A nigga moaning for $300
on an app
but then why do we do that
Like
Like the moan
The moan men
Need to get Christmas gifts
The moan men
The moan men
The man in the moan
Yeah
Samoan
Where's the moan men trophy
Give that out MTV
Yeah like
They gotta buy Christmas presents
And shit too right
Absolutely
Yeah
Y'all are lucky, man.
Y'all don't have no kids.
I have nieces and nephews.
I have a fiance and nieces and nephew here.
Wait, y'all buy stuff for nieces and nephews?
Absolutely.
Wow, man.
The youngest, some of my nephews are grown men.
They ain't getting shit.
But the youngest ones, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, the older ones get a little money.
Yeah.
A little cash app.
But the kids got to get something for the kids.
That should be my only gift to everyone.
Cash app?
Download cash app. I got you. Go get what you want. I walked in my only gift to everyone. Download Cash App. I got you.
Go get what you want.
I walked in my little brother's room.
He was playing a PlayStation 4.
Boy, did I have a
good laugh.
Did you call him poor?
I said, what type of loser little
kid are y'all?
Wait, which one is that?
Which console? The 4? Oh, what a bug. Y'all like that? Wait, which one is that? Which console?
The 4?
Oh, what a bug.
Is that an N64?
Wait, poor Ethan.
He looked up, he said,
you have the 5?
Yeah, nigga.
Sitting in a box
I don't even play games
and I got it.
What type of button are you?
Yo, you are an idiot.
Damn, look at the graphics
on the 4. Like, wow. are you? Yo, you are an idiot. Damn, look at the graphics on the floor.
Like, wow.
Can you see that man right there?
That is real fucked up.
That's extremely fucked up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The rich uncle, too.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm their brother.
Their older brother.
Oh, you're the older brother.
It's like,
nah, I had to work for mine,
so nah.
Nah.
For sure.
You're that one?
For sure.
Nah, don't do that. Y'all gonna one? For sure. Nah, don't do that.
Y'all going to do that for sure.
Nah, don't do that.
They're going to hit.
Yes.
I mean.
They're going to be tight when they find out Savon moves to the Upper East Side.
Oh, man.
They still in the Bronx.
Hey, take this commercial off.
I'm not actually purchasing the PS5.
I don't care about this shit.
I wish I cared about video games. I tried during the real pandemic. I'm getting a purchasing the PS5. I don't care about this shit. I wish I cared about video games.
I tried during
the real pandemic. I'm getting a PS5 though.
That's one thing the pandemic
told me. I gotta have a gaming system,
bro. You got to.
You gonna be in the house like that? That's what the pandemic
told you. Hell yeah.
I wish I had a fucking, I wish I still could play
2K and shit like that.
As much time as I'm home?
What about like what gives you inner peace?
No, I'm just talking about-
That's the lesson
that the pandemic
taught him.
That's one of the things.
I can use a gaming system.
Absolutely.
If I'm going to be home like this,
I'm going to have something missing
from my life.
That's a fact.
I didn't see that
in none of Sebi's notes.
No, if I'm going to be home,
nigga, I need some type of 2K beef or something. This young celery PlayStation my life, friend. That's a fact. I didn't see that in none of Sebi's notes. No, if I'm going to be home, nigga, I need some type of 2K.
Celery PlayStation 5.
For real.
No dairy and PS5.
That's a fact.
Elmore, you're a great man.
I can't watch Netflix every day, man.
This shit is terrible.
There's nothing on Netflix.
That's what I'm saying.
I'd rather play 2K and FIFA.
Pick up a hobby, man.
Start drawing.
Drawing.
It's over for that. It's over for drawing? Yeah. That window's closed. I'm not going to Pick up a hobby man Start drawing Drawing Nah it's over for that
It's over for drawing
Make a beat
That window's closed
I'm not gonna pick up a fucking
Is that some clothes?
Chill that's coming
Don't worry about that
My bad
Yo so
I know last podcast
We talked about
Rowdy Rebel's release
Right?
Yeah
Straight to the stool
Like I told you
He went straight to the studio
Yeah
Which is awesome
And it seems that He's been there since But on the first Or second day Yeah, straight to the stool, like I told you. He went straight to the studio, which is awesome.
And it seems that he's been there since.
But on the first or second day of his release,
he gave us a little inside peek at what he was laying down.
And I got to tell you, it sounds amazing.
I'm not going outside when it comes out.
And I don't even know if we'll be allowed outside when it comes out
but boy does it sound fire
is that French?
and that's all I got
nah it's not French
it looks like I'm wrong
that is French
that is definitely French
that was French?
yes
oh go French
damn French lost weight huh
yeah
welcome to the radio show Yeah Well he's already told us
That's not what I heard
No
What I heard
Was a hard ass
Drill beat
Him saying that
He's got 10k on
Some gentleman's
Person I mean he said head But Allegedly Matt, he's got 10K on some gentleman's person.
I mean, he said head, but.
Allegedly.
He allegedly said that.
And then he screamed out, I went the wrong way.
I had to reroute.
And the beat kind of dropped when he said that.
And I got really hyped.
The beat rerouted.
Oh, it's this one right here.
Oh, man.
Oh, buddy.
And he had the goons in his do with him. Oh, it's this one right here. Oh, man. Oh, buddy. And he had the goons in his dude with him.
Oh, that's a move.
Yeah, no, we're going to find it.
We're going to find it.
Yo, if you're on mute, I can play it.
I got it.
All right. I'm in the wrong way. What? I had to read.
This is a show.
I just need out.
Oh, man.
This is a show.
I just need out.
I just need out.
I just need out.
All right.
Let me hear you work that.
Yeah, because it's loud.
It's a little loud.
Let me tell you what I learned from this.
Because I learned some things from here.
What did you learn?
Takeaways?
I have a few takeaways.
Not that these are the hottest of takes, but just some mal takes from Joe Budden for our 400th episode.
Takeaway number one.
Man, what a dramatic effect it adds when you have 10 to 20 goons in the booth as you record in the back of you saying,
You know what it is.
You're going to die, nigga.
That energy.
I was always wondering why my street records never connected.
It was by yourself.
Yeah, I was alone.
Candles lit.
Why didn't the fuck anybody tell me? that's one the energy two that really cool pop smoke dance with the leg up i don't have the
balance to do because he said i went the wrong way i had tooute, and then I put my leg up and fell.
You don't have-
I fell right to the-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not for you.
No.
That's not for you.
It looks like such an easy dance until you give it a shot.
Yeah, yeah, no.
That's not for you.
Is that the male-
Is rowdy ankles the same as meknees?
Is that our thing?
Hey.
Yeah.
Chicks can have meknees.
We have rowdy ankles.
That's right.
That's us. Oh, did you see Meg's new twerk little move?
Driving the streets mad out there.
Oh, the presence.
Yes.
The performance.
And the skill.
The skill.
What a trifecta.
And she wasn't on the list.
Wait, hold on.
Now I think about it.
Going by B.
Shit.
Meg should have been on that list. She wasn't on the list. For sure hold on. Now I think about it. Going by B. Dot shit, Meg should have been
on that list.
Meg should have been
on the list.
For sure.
Look at that.
That was your moment?
That was your
Keith moment.
Hey.
Hey.
Hold on,
that's you in Miami.
That's who?
Yeah, because there's
a whole challenge
around it now.
Okay, gotcha.
It does look challenging.
Who was that?
She should skip
the challenge.
No.
Who that was? She had the the challenge. No. Who that was?
She had the presence, maybe not the skill.
Hey, hey, hey.
Rah.
Rah. What are we doing?
Look at homeboy in the back, though.
Look at me. Is this a pajama party?
Look at Rory. It's a nice pajama.
Why are they trying to get
my dick hard at the part?
Can you turn this off? What are you Why are you trying to get my dick hard at the bar? Can you turn
I turned this off
Yeah what are you doing man?
I thought we going crazy
Don't do that
Relax LaJo
LaJoey
LaJoey
I am
I am LaJoey
Alright what else is there man?
I'm not
You've been trying to draw wooden skinny jeans.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Look at Tyler Perry.
All right, let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Oh, come on.
Wayne.
What about him?
Well, we don't know if any of that's true.
He sold your masters.
Everyone's masters.
The whole-
Yep.
Everyone.
You, Nick.
Joe.
Biggs.
Rory.
I don't believe that.
Dre.
I don't believe it. Not. I don't believe it.
Not for $100 million.
Tom Petty.
I don't believe it.
Don't believe it.
Elton John.
Who Elton John going to perform with next year at the awards?
What rapper?
Eminem.
Eminem again?
We already got him and Joyner, right?
Him and Joyner?
I hope not. Elton John and Joyner Lucas?? Him and Joyner? I hope not.
Elton John and Joyner Lucas?
We didn't get that yet?
Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, it's coming.
Is he going to give it a gay perspective?
If y'all don't...
Joyner going to run from us.
All right, now this is over.
This podcast is over.
That's funny.
This is over.
We out of here.
Yo, man, remember?
She's not cute.
She's not funny.
She's not cute.
What was the shit I used to say? She's not funny. She's not cute. She's not ugly. She's just broke. We out of here Yo man remember She's not cute She's not funny She's not cute What was the shit
I used to say
She's not funny
She's not cute
She's not ugly
She's just broke
We out of here
Remember
She's not funny
She's not cute
Nah but you gotta think
Joyner giving the gay perspective
With Elton John on the hook
Would be the funniest song
Of all time
It's coming man
I think it's coming too
It's coming
No please don't
Did you text
Saha and tell him
That we need an album
Did anybody do that
Or no I don't have Saha's Contact information He we need an album? Did anybody do that or no?
I don't have Saha's contact information.
He's doing a sketch show.
Yeah, he's putting it out.
Got this whole rollout happening.
So you don't believe that Wayne sold?
No.
If he did, that's the worst deal of all time.
That's why I don't believe it.
Yeah.
It was a picture on Twitter.
Yeah.
It wasn't like a thing.
If Wayne sold his, I don't know. Him, Drake, a thing. If Wayne sold his.
I don't know.
Him, Drake, and Nick.
For a hundred million.
Somebody find the receipt.
Yeah.
That didn't happen.
So that's why I don't even really care to touch that.
And I don't even know if Wayne owns all the masters of Nicky and Drake to begin with.
To sell.
Yeah.
And if he doesn't and sold them, Wayne is ill.
Now that's why I took the hundred.
Like,
yo,
I don't own these,
but take them.
I don't believe it.
Can't feed into it
because I don't believe it.
Well,
hypothetically.
Hypothetically,
if that did happen,
that is the worst deal ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Can you call somebody
getting $100 million
of bad deals?
Yes.
Yes,
you can.
Okay.
If the Knicks, if the Knicks give Frank Nikolichina $100 million, that's a bad deal.
For the Knicks, not for Frank.
No, never for Frank.
For the Knicks, that's a bad deal.
So, yes, you can get $100 million.
Y'all don't believe this happened because y'all don't believe it's possible?
Well, anything is possible i don't believe that
little wayne would sell that much music and hits and catalog for 100 million no that's a billion
dollar catalog easily that's aggressive easily a billion dollars so yeah i don't believe it
okay that's all we never did get into the
Screen man can you pull up
The BB King freestyle
With Drake and Wayne
Speaking of billions
We never did get into the line
Drake said about
The lights flickering
At Universal
Kinda just skipped over that bar
He was talking his shit
Teach me
Enlighten me
Let me find the exact bar
I didn't hear this
I was listening to snow
In the snow
You did put on snow
In the snow didn't you
Classics I keep
Scribing lights
In the universal building
Wait classics I keep
Oh scribbling I'm sorry
Scribing
Scribbling
Same shit
Lights in the universal building Just keep flickering Yeah I'm sorry Scribbling Scribbling Same shit Lights in the Universal Building
Just keep flickering
Yeah
Keeping the lights on up there
We just
Money just keep coming in
You would think I'm Irish
The way that it stays
I didn't want to get into that
Dublin
Because I was offended by that line
Everyone's like
Yo you must have loved that
No I was offended
Oh no you're getting
The shit on now
I could be the country
With the tax that I pay
Governments
Whatever
They're doing with my cash is very troubling.
I feel him.
Okay.
February came around.
I used to get paid shoveling.
Oh, you in his bag.
Sold clothes, walked dogs.
Trust me, I stayed hustling.
Which I was sad to see not a lot of kids outside shoveling.
I had to do it myself.
When it came to school, there's no way that I'm A-plus in it.
Someone asked me why you didn't just give someone a meek for the shovel.
Why don't we just breeze over the A-plus this?
The gas station or the rapper?
The rapper.
Oh, come on, man.
Streets didn't catch this?
No, they didn't.
When it came to school, there's no way that I'm A-plus in it?
How do you think A-plus feels about that?
You unearthing this.
Actually, I might have to be more sleep in that.
Nah, fuck that.
Yeah, A-plus for my sleep.
So I dropped out of it.
Trust me.
I'm not proud of it.
Niggas get too comfortable.
I got to stop now.
I'm done.
I'm done.
All right, come on, Roy.
What's your takeaway from this?
That Drake has a lot of money coming into the Universal building?
What was your confusion?
Suggesting that the lights is flickering if he's not writing records.
Well, you just came in here and told us
how bad Ariana Grande's last album was.
Is she on Universal?
Yes.
Probably.
Everyone's on Universal.
Yes.
Okay.
I believe so.
I think it's sold.
I don't think it depended on my opinion.
I'm sure it sold just fine.
Stuttering now.
No, I said that straight.
There was no stutter.
The lights are flickering, Roy.
Okay.
But I just wanted to know.
I just wanted to bring up the bar.
I think the lights are probably okay in the Universal Building.
I think they are as well.
They own everything.
Yeah.
The lights will be on.
I totally disagree with that.
In a Universal Building?
I already said what I think Drake and Drake only contributes to the music business, not
just the business of Universal, the music business.
So yes, I think that if he's in a bad mood, the lights could get to flickering.
Oh, sure.
Absolutely.
I think that's like commonality, bro.
I agree.
I just thought it was an interesting bar.
I actually really didn't have a take from it.
It was just skipped over.
I didn't hear this.
They both killed that shit, though. Yeah, no, I reckon it's amazing. Can I actually really didn't have a take from it. I didn't either. It was just skipped over. I didn't hear this. They both killed that shit, though.
Yeah, no, I reckon it's amazing.
Can I buy it on iTunes?
They did make it available.
That's the only one you can buy.
That's the only one from the No Ceilings 3.
Oh, I'm going to buy this.
I want to hear this.
I do.
I think that's everything.
You might be right.
My dad tried it again, y'all.
What?
He tried that.
You know I'm coming in and tell y'all about
you can't talk basketball
with him
because he's just
going to tell you
that Will Chamberlain
scored 100 points
right
against plumbers
oh man
I'm not going to tell you
about his Rick Barry
Steph Curry take
nah I like it
I'm not
no I can't
I like it
I'm a protect
that's why
I know he didn't say
Rick Barry was better than Steph.
Let's go, Whites.
I know he didn't say that.
The great white father.
Let's go, Whites.
I'm going to call my dad.
Steph Curry is arguably one of the best point guards to ever play the game.
He might be the best point guard.
I'm going to call my dad, but be nice.
He just got out of the rehab shit.
Okay.
So don't be mean.
We'll never meet you.
We love you, dad.
Come on, Pop.
He probably know I'm about to.
Yes, sir.
Pop, this is Joe Butt, the real Joe Button, calling from the Joe Button podcast.
Listen.
You're junior, though.
Yeah, but I'm the real Joe Button.
Listen.
Listen to this, Pop.
I was telling the fellas here about your Rick Barry, Steph Curry take,
if you'd like to repeat it for the whole world.
Only if you're going to repeat Bill Russell.
Only if you're going to repeat Bill Russell for the young people that don't know about it.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you want me to say about Bill Russell?
Tell everybody what I say.
Tell them
if there was this guy
who in his junior
year of college took his team all the way.
Then in his senior year of college
he took his team all the way.
He entered the NBA, won rookie
of the year, and took his team all the way.
And then he took his team all the way
another six years in a row.
What would you call that guy?
Lucky.
Bill Russell is one of the greats.
He's definitely arguing.
Anybody under 40 don't know to understand
that. So when you talk about
greatest of all time,
because y'all didn't see it,
they didn't experience it.
Bill Russell is in the conversation.
Bill Russell is top 30 for sure.
Top 30.
Yeah, see?
All right.
Okay.
Don't do that.
All right.
Okay.
But what did you say about Rick Barry, though?
Okay.
So I told you I had the pleasure of watching the ABA.
The ABA was exciting.
Rick Barry was exciting.
I seen Rick Barry and look it up, win numerous games by hitting 30 and 40 footers at the buzzer
because the three-point shot was out then when it wasn't in the NBA.
So I thought his percentage might have been a little better, at least equivalent to Curry.
Not on a consistent basis, but on the fact that at that time,
he was the greatest outside shooter in NBA, period.
Hands down.
Okay.
But, Pop, you do believe that Steph Curry
is a way better shooter than Rick Barry?
Of course.
Okay.
Of course.
You know, I heard some of these.
Listen, listen, listen, Maul.
Listen.
Listen, Maul.
I wasn't one of the people who jumped on the Steph Curry bandwagon
when he got to the NBA.
You saw it early.
I was rooting for him in college.
Yeah, you saw it early.
I was rooting for him when he was at Butler, wherever he was, and went to North Carolina schools.
Yeah.
I was rooting for him.
Yeah.
No, Rick Barry was a shooter, but Steph is easily the best shooter we've ever seen.
But Rick Barry is another one of those NBA stories that people didn't see it and they don't know about it.
You know, the game was different.
Oh, no, we don't want to talk about the game was different.
I'll take up your whole show on that.
You know, but there's probably a circus in town that day.
Rick Barry was going off and they didn't bring the cameras to film it.
No, no.
No, Jim, I will.
Chamberlain.
All right.
Oh, well, you make it a joke.
You're absolutely correct.
I told you that story.
The reason Wilt Chamberlain's
100-point game
is not on
film. Bobby told that story.
We know that story already.
What else do you want to know?
I want to know
Bill Bradley's career
averages. Bill Bradley?
I don't know. Ask Nate Robinson. I don to know Bill Bradley's career averages. Bill Bradley? I don't know.
Ask Nick Robinson.
I don't know, man.
All right, no, I'm fucking with you, Pop.
That's all.
That's okay.
I love you anyway, man.
Hey, Pop, how you feel about them acknowledging the Negro Leagues as major league stats now?
Nah, whack.
Too late.
Whacking.
Big deal.
Big deal.
It's nothing.
Acknowledge it for what?
You know, 30 years from now, 40 years from now, people are going to see, oh, well, they
was the major leagues.
No, not at all.
Bullshit.
Too late.
Too little, too late.
Yeah, I feel you on that.
Hey, what you think Babe Ruth would have did if Randy Johnson was standing at the plate?
His fat ass would have struck out.
No, no, I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
I believe he would have been good.
He would have been good. Y'all better stop rallying my dad up. No, no, no don't believe that. I don't believe that. I believe he would have been good. He would have been good.
Y'all better stop riling my dad up.
No, no, no, no.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, Ma, Joby, I'll tell you the whole story.
You know, I don't believe in any of those old-time white baseball players.
None of them.
But when somebody does something that nobody else is doing,
you have to give them credit.
You know, Bay Rouge was hitting more home runs than teams were hitting home
runs. So nobody else was doing
this back then, so he had to be special.
For sure. Absolutely. I agree.
Alright, well listen. Babe Ruth was
built like Kevin James.
He would have gotten...
So was
David Ortiz. So was a lot of these
heavier dudes. They had steroids.
Well,
we're glad that
your leg is good.
I'm here with my nurse right now.
As I'm talking, she's giving me dirty eyes
because I'm slowing her up.
I'm here with my home service nurse right now.
So, you know, yeah, I'm doing great. Thank you.
Thank you so much. All right, Pop, we'll talk to you soon.
All right. Yeah, bye.
Bye.
Damn. That is out of here go crazy yeah yeah i know i know oh oh what the fuck uh i don't think i have anything else that
i need need to give him that's all you got? I need to give them.
We reviewed Your Honor last week.
That's coming on Sunday.
That's fine. I'm excited.
The music industry is shut down.
Oh, the fight is tonight too.
Canelo, right? Oh, yeah?
Yeah, he fights tonight. I might.
Canelo versus Smith tonight.
Boxing's been holding it down the last couple weeks.
Spending some great back-to-backs.
Just leaves you.
Go fight.
Leaves me to what?
Fight.
You and Jake Cole.
I'm not fighting anybody.
Jake Cole?
No, Jake Cole.
Jake Cole, too.
I'm not fighting Jake Cole.
You going to fight Jake Cole and Jake Cole?
No.
I'm not fighting all the J's or Jigs.
Okay.
I'm not fighting anyone, actually.
No, you're definitely losing because you have Velcro sneakers on.
How you Velcro your sneakers and think you could beat somebody up?
Tie your shoes like a man. Why did I think the Velcro sneakers were my best snow option?
That's the more troubling issue there.
Yeah, no, I don't think That there's anything else
That I need to get to
Let me see
Beat up
Wayne
The Key
Krippin Chopin
Em Conway
Oh Cardi's got a new show
Oh yeah
Yeah Cardi's got a new
Cardi's got a new show
With Facebook
It's called
Cardi Tries Blank
So she's gonna be
It's her trying different things
it's her golfing it's her being a teacher it's her trying ballet it's her just trying mad things
i think it's a great idea it's a great trailer looked hilarious the name kind of sucks but
cardi tries i kind of like it i like the name too because it tells you exactly what it is
exactly what you're gonna get and it seems like
every episode
will be memeable content
oh yeah
and that just always
seems to be a hit today
yeah
I don't know
I don't know
when y'all are getting
the next Cardi album
I don't know
yeah
it don't seem to be
a trace of it
yeah
next thing might be
Cardi tries retiring
anyways I'll ask anyways I like it bro Cardi tries retiring.
Anyways, I'll ask.
Anyway.
I like it, bro.
Yo, man, what is wrong with us today?
Let me ask just more specifically about this headline.
Transgender activist makes argument for all children to be put on puberty blockers until they can determine their identity.
I think that person is a fucking idiot.
Skip right by it, Moe.
Wait, what?
I was asking Moe.
I think that person's an idiot.
I agree.
Whoever that person is.
A fucking idiot.
So you won't be putting your children on puberty blockers?
No.
Until they figure out their identity?
Absolutely not.
That's the dumbest shit ever.
First thing you did when you realized puberty was hidden.
All of you.
Got a nut out.
What are you talking about?
I said,
what just came out of my dick?
Holy shit. What is that feeling?
One day we're going to grow up
and be mature.
No, we're not.
That's the real answer
to puberty though.
Responsible and adult life.
Try to grow a mustache
and get a nut out.
I was so confused
with my feelings.
I was like, no.
I nutted and was like,
what the fuck is this?
Awesome. And let's do it again. And then I nutted and was like, what the fuck is this? Awesome.
And let's do it again.
Matter of fact, I'm going to do this as many times a day as I can.
And I'm going to start rubbing my dick on anything that I can.
Oh, the couch?
Let's see how this feels.
Fact.
Oh, this is a nice pillow.
Oh, mom's nice towels.
The floor. I rubbed's nice towels. The floor.
I rubbed that shit
all in the carpet.
You know,
a kid,
a kid discovering his dick
is a really sick process.
Yeah.
That's gotta be the weird
part about being a parent.
It's like witnessing that.
Yeah.
Poor women just get
a period and some cramps.
We over here
getting carpet burn on our balls.
Like, oh, let me see if this feels good.
Rory's a sick man.
Nigga.
Did A-plus try to sneak something out in 07?
I wouldn't be surprised.
What the hell is...
Let me see what the hell is going on here.
I ain't mad at that if you did.
All right.
Okay.
I'll give him one more shot of here.
All right.
I see how I missed this one.
That's how my music reviews go nowadays.
Let's see what this one's.
All right, man. I'm done. Let's see what this one's Alright man
I'm done
I'm trying to buy the
Fucking A plus
All that
Like I can't find it
And I'm not gonna do that
Because
Maul played that
As a sleeper
Maul's just ahead of his time
That's it
The A plus record
On the throwback sleeper
Um I feel like we can't have
we shouldn't have
really had a real conversation
and we'll do this
during our year
and wrap up
but
still I feel like
we shouldn't even
attempt it
to address
the best of the year
conversation
without mentioning
Pop Smoke's name
I think that's egregious
I like that. Absolutely.
I saw B. Dot's album list
that just came out and the fact
that Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon
is not on there is offensive.
B. Dot, no disrespect.
I don't get my album tics from you.
Because you should have had Pop Smoke
on that list. That album front to
back is crazy. But why I like B. Dot
is he'll say his opinion
and stand by it.
I respect it.
And say why he feels that way.
But any list of best rap albums
of 2020 without Pop Smoke,
I'm just...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Both of his albums were fire.
Welcome to the Woo
or Meet the Woo 2
and then the Posse Miss album.
I might have wrote that one off quickly because it was so similar.
I like that.
I should go back to it.
I like that about albums.
I liked it about that.
I just didn't really pay it too much mind because of that.
What's the Popsmoke album?
The first one.
No, it was good.
It was really good.
Yeah.
Man, I wish he could have been here to see what he did to the streets.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, could have been here To see what he did to the streets Yeah
Yeah
I mean
He sees it though
We don't get that
A whole lot
Where an act comes out
And I've said this before here
Where an act comes out
And
All of the thotty crews
Like this person
Even if you never heard
Even if you weren't too familiar
With this person
This person's voice Turn turned up the crews.
Yeah.
The girly crews.
All of them.
Oh, yeah.
Not even that.
It's just certain artists where everybody agrees.
Dudes, too.
I like certain records just because girls like them.
But he was in that.
Now, I like this record, too.
You know, it's sad because. And I thought about him a lot when the Rowdy clip came out. Yeah, and that's, I like this record too. Yeah. You know, it's sad because...
And I thought about him a lot
when the Rowdy clip came out.
Yeah, and that's what I was going to say.
We didn't get to see...
Experience.
Or experience such a monumental thing,
which would have been Pop Smoke, Rowdy,
Bobby Shmurda, you know, together.
Mm-hmm.
Representing the sound, representing the city.
Fabio, too.
Fabio.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's sad, man.
Like, we don't get to see these or experience these moments.
And Pop, you know, he's a star.
We see it. He's a star.
I knew he was a star the moment I heard him.
His voice was so unique, and just his style, his energy.
The moment I heard him, his voice was so unique and just his style, his energy.
You just know when certain people are supposed to be on a stage or supposed to be behind a mic.
And he was definitely one of those for me.
It's just that.
Yeah.
I just wanted to make sure that his name was mentioned because we did take a sec to get into some of these best of the year lists.
Yeah.
That's one.
I want to stay with the sad news.
I want to say rest in peace to the young lady i almost am unsure if i should say her name uh but the young lady that uh got the
surgery in columbia and lost her life that's uh i think on the internet she went by jocelyn cano
i'm not sure if that is her real name
and i didn't really want to do that because all the details have not emerged from this but it's
a really really sad story i was familiar with her from instagram and um i just want to send
my condolences to her family fans friends and loved ones i also want to shout out anybody who
again this is the holidays real
difficult time of the year for people uh and a difficult year for people and unfortunately
for a lot of people a difficult a difficult looking future when you try to look into it
um and i just feel like it should be acknowledged that That's all. Absolutely. My heart is with y'all.
And me, man.
This time it's tough for my mom.
It's tough for some people that have lost people around the holidays.
On my son's birthday, I was with my entire family,
and my mom was telling me about when her dad died when I was three.
She was asking me if i remember which i
do not uh and i kind of it was a nice laugh with her like the fuck i don't remember it's like
three years old i don't but she was talking about it was just interesting hearing hearing a parent
talk about losing a parent that you don't really remember and i was like thank god that i was
so young that i didn't even get to see you in that type of turmoil yeah um so again heart out to hearts out to anyone who the holidays is just a really difficult time
for and there's a lot of y'all so yeah shout out to y'all what else do i what else do i have
uh before i go before i go before i go before i go pop smoke jocelyn cano
mall hasn't canceled sabrina claudio yet Before I go, before I go, Pop Smoke, Jocelyn Cano,
Maul hasn't canceled Sabrina Claudio yet.
You bringing her back for 2021?
She wasn't technically canceled. You bringing back Resurrections?
Absolutely.
Uh-oh.
Resurrections back.
Yeah, that's going to be my superpower Monday.
I'm going to get my superpower.
Cancelling people?
I'm bringing Sabrina Claudio back.
Just her.
Very talented artist. Yeah, I'm bringing her get my superpowers. Cancelling people. I'm bringing Sabrina Claudio back. Just her. Very talented artist.
Yeah, I'm bringing her back.
That's her?
Yes.
She really grew up during this cancellation.
Hey.
You can see the personal growth.
Oh, man.
Don't objectify.
It looks like she did some personal self-inventory.
Some self-reflecting.
Yeah, man.
She always look good, though.
I'm going to have to double back and see the growth.
Damn, look.
See, everybody want double C?
It's my superpower.
I'm using my superpower on that, not yours.
Oh, yeah.
Our superpowers come sooner.
Yeah, mine do.
I still don't know what mine shit about to be.
It's about to be crazy, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's about to be crazy, man.
Nah, shit.
I'm about to go up.
It's up and it's stuck there.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Yo, don't say that again. What the fuck does that even mean? Not that it's stuck there. What the fuck does that even mean? Yo, don't say that again.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Not that it's stuck there.
What the fuck does that even mean?
What if y'all get moan powers?
Moan?
Yeah.
Mad $300 for y'all.
Nah.
Unlimited $300.
Any time.
I'm going to be mad.
Chatty House is an ATM for y'all.
I'm pissed off if that's my superpower.
I get to moan.
But like, that's the only way you can speak.
Fuck out of here.
Well, we'll be at the edge of our seats, guys.
We will.
Awaiting.
Yeah.
For what?
Your superpower.
To see y'all powers.
We're going to go ahead and get out of here.
Yo, Mo.
What's up, man?
One last thing before we go.
Let's do it.
It's a great hoodie, by the way.
Thank you, brother.
I should do this as a sleeper.
What? Actually, I am. I'll do it as a sleeper that's what i'll do so we'll end the podcast i got a chef coming i gotta get back for but because you keep talking about having
sent keisha great great i took a i took a little i took a little gander at keisha's essential
playlist no she got records I don't
know it no but she got records that even I somebody who picked her to win kind of forgot
about yeah I don't know if it's only heaven sent that she already gonna have to deal with no no
that's not what I'm saying I'm just saying that's the one that everyone no heaven sent is the record
she should end the verses with we agree to that that's like the I'm not agreeing that's the
undeniable I haven't sent is the oneiable i won the last round yeah i won the
last round but she got a couple of other no absolutely i'm just saying heaven sent is her
anticipating i should have cheated that's gonna be the one yeah even though i don't know if that
will win but that's gonna be a moment when it comes on wait this is gonna be a moment when it
comes on hold up now a point against anything all right hold up no that's going to be a moment when it comes on. Wait. This is going to be a moment when it comes on, Paul. Hold up now.
Is Ashanti Beats a point against anything?
All right, hold up.
No, that's not what I said.
It's a big record.
I said the opposite.
I said I don't think that it's a point against quite a few Ashanti records,
but it's going to be a moment.
When that record comes on, no matter what, it's going to be a moment.
What does Ashanti have that beats I Should Have Cheated?
Any of the Ja records, maybe.
I don't think she'd play those against us.
I think Ashanti has a lot of records of that.
Reign beats anything.
I don't know.
I think a lot of people may give I should have cheated a point over Reign.
Yo, what if Keisha plays Heaven Sent?
First.
In the last round.
And Ashanti comes with Reign.
Oh, Reign on me wins. i don't know about all that i don't i don't i believe rain on me to be ashanti's best song that's my personal opinion
i don't think anyone would really disagree and what a best song what a best song
yo and for 2021 let me get this out the too. I'm changing all of my criterias.
In the future, when we start talking about the best rappers of all time,
I'm taking your best songs from every project and placing them on one project.
Okay.
And whoever has the best project, I'm giving them more points.
I'm not mad at that.
Yeah.
I'm not mad at that. A greatest hits battle.
You're taking the versus model, basically.
I also think
I also think that
How'd you come up with that?
Zone, zone, zone.
I also think that
.000 something percent of every album I also think that point zero zero zero
something percent
of every album
that is released
should go toward
the people that came before
oh like a
hip hop
R&B
whatever that union is
but I think there should be
some type of
maybe you
have had to put out three albums
to participate in that.
Okay.
Okay.
I see where you're going.
I see where you're going.
You just need to have some type of structure
and some type of place where automatically
after you do this.
Yeah, before a thing.
If an album comes out,
this much goes to the people that paved the road.
So that the people in our culture are always taking care of health benefits.
Yes.
Yeah, it's got to happen.
Yeah, we talked about that before, I think, a hip-hop benefits type of thing.
Yeah.
Why don't we fire, too, is if our government gave us health insurance.
That would be fine.
We're trying to start on the smaller scale.
We got to start small with hip-hop.
You just want handouts. We're trying to start on a smaller scale. We got to start small with hip hop. You just want handouts.
And then go to government.
That's what Canada does, right?
Yeah.
A lot.
Everybody other than the US.
Pretty much everyone other than us.
Every civilized country.
These are human beings.
Even uncivilized countries are like,
oh, are you sick?
Come here.
Let me help.
Here, take this.
She's going to have to deal with this one more. Even uncivilized countries are like, oh are you sick? Come here, let me help. Here, take this.
She gonna have to deal with this one, boy.
You gonna watch this verse, it's alone. Say, Vaughn, you gonna be in your own crib when this come out? This verse is January 9th.
You gonna watch this one alone, huh?
A little slow dance, a little waltz in the bedroom
Waltz
Where were you?
Huh? You gon' sing to him?
Hey!
Hold up, man, where my heroin at, Fakesha?
And where were you?
We were bright at night
Waitin' up
Look now, now I'm all on the phone I'm all sending texts out now At night Waiting up Come in without you
Thinking of
All the times we shared
I remember when my heart broke
I remember when I gave up loving you
My heart couldn't take no more of you
I was sad and lonely
I remember when I walked out
I remember when I chose to somehow
I was sad and lonely No one knew comes on well when all the keisha songs come on see because the part that hold on let me turn this off because i don't want to miss this verse
the part that people got fucked up with keisha right and before the battle i'll really give my
honest assessment but ashanti is a writer so she should have more to pull from than keisha
but the part that people sleep on with keisha is for Keisha's career, she had top dollar budgets behind her.
Like she got the Missy songs when she wanted it.
She got the Brian Michael Cox when she wanted it.
Like she pulling from niggas.
So I just think that that is going a bit understated in this battle.
Now, back to the verse. I went through all the love.
I stayed deep in my heart for you.
Didn't know where I would go or where I would be.
But you made me leave.
And plus my heart, it just, it just kept telling me so
Oh, I remember when my heart broke
I remember when I gave up loving you
I couldn't take no more of you
I was sad and lonely
I remember when I walked out
I remember when I said I hated you
But somehow deep inside still loving you
So sad and lonely
There was nowhere else to go
I was nowhere else to turn to He try to act like he never heard this bridge, Keisha.
Boy, don't talk on Keisha.
Don't talk on Keisha.
I mean, he probably didn't have a radio in his house, Keisha, growing up.
Don't worry about it.
I promise myself I will love me first, genuinely.
Well, love me first, genuinely I remember when my heart broke
I remember when I gave up loving you
My heart couldn't take no more of you
I was down and lonely
I remember when I walked out I present when I listened to all the Keisha joints on you just different on her verses when she sings this it's
gonna look a little different than singing a hook on a job record I'm gonna
hit differently
I remember when I walked out hey hey hey Keisha and disobey the time limit when
this comes on. Let this one rock.
Let it roll.
And give us some more.
Mo, this is the point.
Mo's never seen a girl storm out of his house before.
This is the point.
She don't know that feeling.
I never stormed my house. You never came home. It's always quiet. This is the point. I'm sad. I love it.
You never came home.
It's always quiet.
That was a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful soothing sound of the Queen Keisha Cole.
That tune is called I Remember.
Don't touch that down.
We'll be back with some more Latin FM tunes.
Yo, Savon, are you going to forget about Long Island when you get to the city?
Yeah, you know he's going to start acting funny
Well, in Manhattan, things are a little, you know
Got to tell his mom, alright, maybe I'll see you for Thanksgiving
Big Savon, it's over a year
I can't wait till a fight starts in his crib and a chick slams the door on an exit
And he hung up all the pictures by himself so they fall.
Yeah, 100%.
Only a few people understand that one.
When Shorty slammed the door
and all the shit that you put up falls.
And now your neighbor who lives underneath you
got the broom to her ceiling
for the rest of the night.
Bop, bop, bop.
I hate that.
Stop, stop it.
Me walking here.
Every step they've made in the past 24 hours.
Yeah.
New York is crazy.
Roy, give him a little jam off your album, man.
Come on.
Nah.
You give him the exclusive?
Nah.
Not on this pod.
Soon, though.
Which pod?
Your 90 spinoff pods.
I got 90 spinoff pods?
You did a lot of pods.
Every weekend, he's doing a spinoff pod.
It's true.
Well, that's for one pod, though.
All of them?
Yeah.
I'm shooting a whole season.
I'm clipping up.
It's a pandemic.
If it's a whole season, it's not one pod, right?
Well, it's a bunch of episodes.
See?
And it's one season.
Change the game again.
Again.
I mean, listen.
Yo, how many times can we change it, honestly?
The game was one way.
Then I showed up.
And the game was another way. 2021, the second half, we change it? Honestly. The game was one way. Then I showed up. And the game was another way.
2021, the second half, we leaving it the same.
You change it.
It's on you now.
No, I will give exclusives on this pod.
I meant not on this episode is what I should have said.
Marlene said a word since that Keisha hook came on.
Yo, you here with us?
Are you alive?
Because he remembered.
I'm right here.
He's in the zone.
I remember when my heart broke. Yeah. came on. Yo, you here with us? Yes. Are you alive? Because he remembered. I'm right here. He's in the zone.
I remember when my heart broke.
Yeah.
She got to deal with that.
She got to stand across from that.
Great record. Hey, the COVID will be gone by then.
Listen, I love Keisha.
Hey, the COVID will be gone when that record come on, right?
Hopefully, yeah.
Might come back, right?
Might come back.
Yo, had to halt the battle.
It's the second wave.
Man, that shit look good.
What that from?
Truck.
The green truck? Yeah. Make a little run to the green truck. Oh, no. It's the second wave. Man, that shit look good. What that from? The green truck?
Yeah.
Make a little run to the green truck. Oh, no.
I got a chef coming.
Damn, I forgot.
Truck, no.
No.
No, I don't want the green truck, okay?
Look at Joe shouting to all the people out that are struggling through the holidays.
And now financially.
We ain't struggling.
When you got to buy stuff for your kids and all that.
Yeah, I got a chef coming just on a casual Friday.
Don't do that.
Say, Vaughn just got a raise.
Erickson got a raise till Rory asked to see the books again.
Like, everybody's doing all right, man.
Everybody's doing good.
Come on, Rory.
What you got for us?
Oh, wait.
And I really appreciate that text you sent me.
Yeah, that was my sleeper.
I really appreciate that text that you sent me yesterday. Fire on there. Oh, wait. And I really appreciate that text you sent me. Yeah, that was my sleeper. I really appreciate that text that you sent me yesterday.
Fire on there.
Oh, yeah.
Fire on there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's his shit coming?
That's his shit.
Can I say his name?
Never mind.
Never mind.
I didn't tell him that I shared it with you.
No, it's Mac shit.
Mac Ayers.
Shout out my guy, Mac.
Mac, I got your shit, and it's fire.
All right?
Mac got the single.
I think it's January 8th. Is the single coming up? I fuck with Mac. No, Mac is a good dude. Matter of fact, I'm going to play a sleeper. Mac, I got your shit, and it's fire, all right? Mac got the single. I think it's January 8th.
Is the single coming up?
I fuck with Mac.
Nah, Mac is a good dude.
Matter of fact, I'm going to play a sleepover of his old records.
That'd be crazy.
When your roach finish?
You really the roach?
Ain't no roach, bro.
Aurora can't even find the fire that's coming your way.
St. John, I see you trying to be the sniper.
I see you. I just want. John, I see you trying to beat a sniper. I see you.
I just want you to know I see you.
No, I didn't know.
I remember it was your sleeper.
I wasn't prepared.
We had 230.
We're getting out of here.
Okay, great.
All right, then I'll do some throwback shit.
I'll have Drake keep the universal lights on.
Southern Smoke.
Get in my slick brick mode.
You know what I mean? I'ma tell y'all a story real quick
She got him sayin' there's no Alice without the tin man
Crib was two mil, plus I just bought a couch for ten grand
Even if the house was ten grand
And there was no pool, would I still be without my swim fan?
The ceiling could be higher, she makin' requests
Don't know if she feelin' me or she be feelin' what I buy ya
Purses are light now, she use them all the time
So she smilein' to the point that it hurt when she bite now
And she simply a new model, stay spendin' dollars
But she got less sense than an empty perfume bottle
In time she a solid chick, and I'm a sucker for the cuties
So she always lookin' good with my wallet stick
Chillin' on the linen, she all up in the closet so much
Got a hunch that she's feeling other women
Why does Drake sound like Banks?
Cause this was when Banks was popping
Got it
Video girl
Ay, y'all, you have to listen
I'm in a bad position, I fell in love with her
Video girl
This was when Pima bent a peg
Video girl
No, the hook is fine without me
Video girl
Not much change to this song
You put on this bass
I bet she smiles
Cause she loves what she sees in the mirror
I bet she's out meeting directors instead
And frustrated cause she's already been addressed in they head
Be a teacher, open up shop if you could do nails fine
Fly for a business loan and I'm gonna chill in them slides
It's a little time, it's a poppin' effect, it's your only option
Gotta do what I do, other than jam time
The director still wants you to get the serious
All this and half of these rappers, oh
Hasha, Sasha, that's the backstop
I'm just a boy, can't be anyone after
I just give my opinion for laughter
And you know that the director is talking.
Yeah, definitely.
Allegedly.
Of course. Take your ass out of Jeezy's face And as your man I won't back down first But they got you doing softcore background work
That's messed up like an officer that pulls you over
Then he asks questions later and pat down first
But you ain't Tandy Newton and this ain't crash air
The resolutions passed baby this ain't last year
Look I got a message I said I got some beats there
Regina Hall and Garcelle and Elise Nip Neal Young girls, these here women with big dreams
Role models that you can watch on the big screen
If you refuse to change and you that chick still
Respect yourself, don't be convinced that these tricks real
You got an audience, believe it or not
My cousin can't speak, no delivery
Let's drag Video Girl from like 05
Maybe 04
Video Girl Yo, if 05. Maybe 04. Video girl.
Yo, if...
I fell in love with video girl.
I wonder where he came up with the concept for that one.
Like, man.
The thing that all of us have lived through?
Where did he pull from?
Wow.
Where did he draw such inspiration?
All right.
Play a joint from Mase.
This is Niggas Wanna Act.
They just said Mac.
Yo, check this out, right?
Call them on the vibes.
And you don't want a problem with this guy.
Just open the shop.
When's the battle going?
M-A-D-L-A-S-I-N-E.
And if you're out trying to find me, I think I should warn you.
I get hard when I want to.
Angeletti. Bad boy. niggas ain't ready
Yo, you the type of cat in the building holding the cracks
Playing son of niggas on the corner holding the gags
Nigga come through, a nigga kill, never go back
You the nigga never there but seem to know all the facts
Yo, I know niggas like you cause I meet em all the time
And I greet em with a nine, if they ever keep his mind
Once I lose, I get low, put a fool in the yoke
Two to a stoke, take his jewels and his coat
More than likely, you ain't got the like me
And this might be the last time I take you nicely
For my legion, fill up the season and start squeezin'
Niggas talkin' shit, be behind the cards weavin'
There's no breathin', ain't nobody in here leavin'
You kill my man, I kill your bitch, now we
even I'm from a cold world where it's bleeding,
twenty degrees and Fahrenheit Niggas get sniped for no reason
Do a lot of work, got plenty funds And many guns, many sons
Niggas do anything to anyone And on the streets, I don't doubt none
So when you talk to maids, better watch your mouth, son
Yo, if niggas wanna act, we can act You niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap
You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna act, we can act You niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap You niggas got gags, we got gags
You niggas wanna style, we style
If you get foul, we get foul
You get wild, we get wild
If niggas wanna act, we can act
If niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap
You niggas got gags, we got gags
You niggas wanna style, we style
If you get foul, we get foul
You get wild, we get wild
Started with a blue whip, blue quick
Got a silver new whip
Cause Fez watch when I do shit
Keep poppin' up new shit, new shit
Think the whole Harlem world on some clue shit
With Chris Bubz, it was drip club niggas
Peace to the street team, y'all get love, niggas
Six years ago, I was a have-not nigga
Hot nigga, represent for all my block niggas
Now I'm six drop niggas, baguette rock niggas
Ten G's a-showin', I ain't even drop niggas Shock nuette rock niggas 10 G's a show and I ain't even drop niggas
Shock niggas, who thought I was a pop nigga?
You go against Mace, you get your wig rocked nigga
Players like me, I leave your whole block bitter
Roll hard like when I see the bank stop, nigga
Hustle is a hustle so I never knock a nigga
Don't really fuck with Dame but still a cop jigger
Yo, if niggas wanna act, we can act
You niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap
You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna act, we can act If you niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap You niggas got gags, we got gags You niggas wanna style, we style
If you get foul, we get foul You get wild, we get wild
If niggas wanna act, we can act If niggas wanna scrap, we can scrap
That's me, so if the Harlem World
If niggas wanna act, featuring Busta
Dope bracket, dope bracket
I'ma play some classic Lupe shit, this is Dumb and Dumb
Dumb and Dumb. Dumb.
Dumb and Dumb.
Coolest nigga, what?
Dumb and Dumb.
FNF, uh.
Dumb and Dumb.
Dumb and Dumb.
I'm fearless, now hear this.
I'm earless, and I'm peerless.
That means I'm eyeless, which means I'm tearless.
Which means my iris resides where my ears is. Which means I'm blinded, but I'ma find it
I can feel its nearness, but I'ma veer So I don't come near, like a chicken or a
deer But I remember I'm not a listener or a seer
So my windshield's smear, here you steer I really shouldn't be behind this, clearly
cause my blindness The windshield is menstrual, the whole grill
is roadkill So trill and so sincere yeah I'm both them there to both pills
when the bloke in the trench coat and the lokes in the cheerhead approached
them here made it clear as a ghost so a bite of other thokes in the mirror the
writer of the quotes for the ghost who supplier of the notes to the living
rivets in his rosette pockets full of posies given to the mother of the
deceased awaking that war so I'm resting in peace
You going over niggas' heads, Lou
They telling me that they don't feel you
We ain't graduate from school, nigga
Them big words ain't cool, nigga
Yeah, I heard me and Vicious, nigga
Make a song for the bitches, nigga
We don't care about the weather, niggas
You'll sell more brackets if you
And I'm mouthless, which means I'm soundless
Now as far as the hearing, I found it
It was as far as the distance from an earring to the groundless
But the door knockers on the ear of a stewardess
That's Lupe Fiasco, Dumb It Down off the classic album, The Cool
Oh yeah, it was the coolest anniversary, right? Was it? It was Lupe Fiasco Dumb it Down off the classic album The Cool oh yeah
it was the coolest
anniversary right
was it
it was
I might have seen that
maybe that's why
I got inspired
subconsciously or something
classic album
it was
should have went triple
it might have
definitely went platinum
as it should have
I'm just using the
I know I understand
it's party time
oh you made a whole reference
Jay Z said
oh it's party time
never done before.
Hope y'all enjoyed this pod, episode 400, man.
We'll be back for episode 401.
Shout out to the day ones and the last day listeners.
Shout out to the people that have kept us afloat.
We love you guys, man.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time I bid you adieu
Peace, hasta la vista, arrivederci
So long, goodbye, all that good shit
Remember life is a series of moments
And moments pass
So let's make this one last
As if it's all we have
Y'all hold it down, be safe this weekend, man
Enjoy the fight tonight.
Huh? Versus tonight too.
Yes, versus tonight.
They doing it for the bay.
Shout out to E-40, shout out to Too Short, the whole Bay Area. Run with a sit tight, click with Mike's, get in your shit.
What?
Show your shit's tight When I'm warm
Shit is worldwide
Like Doc Hall
Know the rock swamps
Get up in the last night
Don't strong arm
In the place
In the farm
Apparently Cardi B
Is giving out free sex toys
For Christmas
That's cool
Cardi is doing everything
Almost everything
Toys and sex is cool
Yeah
Lacing her black king
New show
Free dild show New sex toys
Rocket Pussies
Rocket Pussies
Got it
Got it
Got it Outro Music Did Royce say anything in that room you was just in?
No.
Well, not while I was there.
I was in there for 10 minutes.
Tracy Lee, what up, bro?
Huh?
I would love a good Royce curse out.
Hands out, Tracy. I would love a good voice curse out No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,