The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 402 | "Clout Running In Place"
Episode Date: December 26, 2020Sleeper Picks On this episode: CashApp proves why it's one of the most forward-thinking companies with its latest deal with Tidal (26:24). Lil Wayne sells 1/3 of Drake and Nicki Minaj's catalogue (57:...44), the guys discuss the most sampled songs in Hip Hop (1:17:15) and Joe begs people to stop giving clout chasers attention and more (1:18:55) Joe | O.C. - βTimeβs UpβΒ Β Rory | Nate Dogg - βI Need A Lightβ (Ft. Warren G)Β Β Mal | Whodini - βIβm a Hoβ Β Parks | Kool G Rap - βFast Lifeβ (Ft. Nas) Β
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I'm so sick of him.
I am so sick of him.
He killing you right there.
Who's killing Joe?
Three.
Who's three?
Oh.
Dre, three.
Doctor?
Letterman.
Killing him.
Dre Letterman is killing me.
You forgot your roots, man.
He's another one.
President of the fucking Boom Bap Club.
Nah, you the president of the Boom Bap Club.
Joe been rapping over R&B beats since 01.
Yeah, I don't know what they talking about.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
And I didn't want to come in here and talk about me.
You want to rehash the pain?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm one of the greatest ever.
Yeah, no.
I'm R&B.
I'm R&B.
I like R&B too.
Me too.
I'm an R&B guy.
I have no problem saying that,
but don't think that I don't know
where the boom bap is at, though.
No, no, we know.
You guys made it clear.
Yeah. Never even no, we know. You guys made it clear. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Never even seen Pod Paola.
This nigga more.
Boom bap.
Nothing but Buffalo Western Unions.
Nah, they paying them cash.
No brown bag money.
Absolutely.
Brown bag.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even see
the Buffalo connection
with you guys.
Parks isn't from Buffalo.
You both are. I'm still not. isn't from Buffalo. You both are.
I'm still not.
Still not from Buffalo.
I love Buffalo,
but not from there.
You are both from Buffalo.
Great city.
Had some great times
in Buffalo.
Blacking out.
Good city.
I like Buffalo.
Buffalo's a good party city.
Yeah.
Shout out to Buffalo.
Shout out to you
Boom Bappers.
Good college town.
Boom Bappity bap bap
It's like six colleges
Wap babaloo bop bop bop
And the bar was open till four
It was lit out there
Little Richard boom bap
Little Richard was boom bap
Come to think of it
I mean
I think he coined the term
Yeah
These two niggas would die
If we take the sleeper segment away
Oh no
I think we'll be alright I was the capable These niggas will die if we take the sleeper segment away. Oh, no.
I think we'll be all right.
That was the capability.
These niggas have a heart attack.
No, we have to let them hear the boom bap somehow.
I'll be fine without the sleepers.
I have to get saluted by the underground.
Look. I'm not ready yet
So y'all can just kick it
Oh okay
Do the Atlantic check
Hit this week Joe?
What'd you say?
The Atlantic check
Hit this week or no?
Oh that's your go to
Come on
You know that retainer
Never misses
Yeah
Ever
Then Kyes
Would ever let that
Shut down the boom bath
Then Kyes would let that
Check go
That's what this is all about
Probably clears around The same time the Roc Nation check clears, right?
I never got paid from Roc Nation.
Oh, yeah.
Losers.
Got paid mad money from them.
Shout out to Roc Nation, though.
Love's love.
Oh, man.
This is the first year in a while we haven't done a Christmas show.
Like, live. Yeah.
Sad. Yeah, we didn't
have our Jewish manager decorate
a stage for Jesus.
For his birthday.
Who he doesn't
believe is the son of God.
Rory, last few
pods you've been dying to teach me about Jesus'
family. Come on, give it to me.
What they did.
Well, his mother
lied, said she was
a virgin,
then got pregnant,
and her husband was not the father.
So you can imagine it was a little awkward.
So she invited her mans
and them, the shepherds, to make sure Joseph
didn't fucking hit her upside the fucking head.
It was different times, everyone.
Right.
It was allowed back then.
I think it was encouraged in the Bible, in fact.
So the shepherds-
Where was cancel culture then?
Man, why didn't they fix this?
They put him on a cross.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
They canceled him.
They killed him.
Cancel culture was way crazier.
That's what cancel culture was created.
Yeah, I'm going to play an intro song.
Oh, shit.
I've known that. But nah, the shepherds were just Mary's goons. Yeah. They were like, make sure Joseph didn't do nothing crazy. That's what cancer culture was created. I'm going to play an intro song. Oh, shit. I've known that.
But nah, the Shepherds were just Mary's goons.
Make sure Joseph didn't do nothing crazy.
And then they brought gifts.
Spices.
To distract.
Spices.
Some cinnamon.
Some cinnamon.
Pull up.
Bring the frankincense.
Yeah.
Christopher Columbus is going to kill for these one day.
Y'all are sick, man.
Just a little history lesson.
Me and Royce.
I like it.
But Maul's Catholic too.
I'm what?
Sort of.
The Harlem Boys Choir.
That's not Catholic.
It's Catholic-ish.
No, it's not.
It's just singing.
Sort of.
We were just singing.
But what were you singing about?
Everything.
The Lord.
Jazz, R&B.
And the Lord. And the Lord, yeah
There's some gospel in there
You put on a Christmas fit today
You dressed up for Jesus' birthday
Yeah, he did put on a collar though
A collar's a Christmas fit?
Kinda, yeah
Okay
Alright
Let's just step in the Christmas direction
Start this off right with some smooth R&B
This is smooth R&B
One of the best voices of all. Is this smooth R&B?
No, this is of all time.
Is this Live Your Life? They tried to get me out of here for that one, too.
I watched the special, and she's very talented.
I would not probably put it.
In her genre, she's probably one of the greatest voices.
She's literally been.
So we're going to keep adding words to agree with me.
Got it.
She's literally been.
Great voices.
Great voices.
Don't talk over Justin, please.
We'll talk in a minute.
Something like a mirror. I can't help, please. We'll talk in a minute.
Colonizer.
Turn this shit off. It's a colonizer holiday.
It's the best you can do.
Perfect music to play.
Turn this shit off.
What is wrong with you guys?
What the fuck is this?
Mirrors?
You just finished watching Rocky or something?
Tell me this shit.
I think it feels inspired.
Tell me this shit, man.
This shit is not groovy at all.
This shit is not groovy, man.
You got some other hot shit in there.
That's not a groove, man.
Mirrors?
Benny rapped over.
You liked it.
This shit is trash.
Turn that shit off.
Relax.
Marks Morgan.
It's hard.
Chris.
Fa la la la la.
Oh, they up cleaning the house now.
Fa la la la la.
Nobody's cleaning the house.
The kids are unwrapping their gifts.
Nobody's cleaning the house.
The mirrors.
Trust me. Nobody has ever cleaned the house. The mirrors.rapping their gifts Nobody's cleaning the house The mirrors, trust me
Nobody has ever cleaned
The house, the mirrors
Every chest in Timberlake mirrors
Get the fuck out of here
I know you feel it
But it's really
The girl is jamming right now
Come on, already this shit
Is making me feel like I ain't showered
That's the vibe
I know, no
Nobody showers Christmas morning
Let's keep everybody
Who showers on Christmas morning?
Let's keep everyone showered
Yeah, nobody showers on Christmas morning I Let's keep everybody. Who showers on Christmas morning? Let's keep everyone showered.
Yeah, nobody showers on Christmas morning. I might do my skincare routine.
Happy medium?
Happy medium?
Huh?
Real boom bad.
Not that rock nation.
Not that rock nation. That's what you're arguing is.
You're saying that real boom bad.
Follow my every step.
Take notes on how I prep.
I was about to go in depth.
This is the way I greet my season.
His mic gets a rep.
I kept to say the least.
No, no one can't fix.
So I'm the interviewee.
My two and two together.
Got some snowy weather.
Have to find something to submit.
Mic check one, two, one, two.
Mic check one, two, one, two.
No sense of self-love that
No sense of self-love, self-love, self-love
If it ain't real, ain't right
I'm like no matter what the season
Forever chill with Smith, I said my fifth
I chill with West and got my reason
So tell me what did you expect
You thought I'd break my neck to help y'all deck
Oh no, I got other means of celebrating
I'm getting blizzard at ho-jo, I got the hoochie waking
I made it through another year, can't act for nothing much more
It's out there, man
I'm the only person on earth that hasn't cried on you
When I'm not spending time with someone
Now I'm here to tell you there's a bad day
When the bad boy is coming for the air day Now I'm here to tell ya, there's a bad day
When the bad boy is coming for the LA
Hallelujah, hallelujah, you know I do some things much different than I used to
Cause I'm a player, doing what the players do
The package door is closed, okay my day is ruined, this is the end Out! Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music Music It's the M.I. Crooked Lentor coming around the South Road It's like Amazon Moe's and that old Southern Slop
Please, ain't nothing but incense in my atmosphere
I'm being a corners in my lack of vibe
Cause that's how we been rolling here
Gee, this thing is in effect because it's Georgia
Kickin' the cankies and I need a pack of your pieces
Cause you're supposed to cuss
Catfish and grits, it's all my flow
Oh, roll the teddy in that caddy
But the fizzy bombs, that's the goal
They do the gin, used to be my friend
From the beginning, now I'm just a player Slippin' sauce every now and then To catch a buzz like a bumblebee I don't like how y'all pressured me out of mirrors either.
I don't really like that.
I'm now more interested to see how you was gonna go from mirrors to southern playlist.
I mean, and you fucked the vibe up.
No, that wasn't the vibe.
You fucked the vibe up.
The party would end if you played that.
I'm gonna check you outside, all right? the Bible no that was you fuck the Bible party with you talk over outcast now Hey! Swipe up, swipe up. Subscribe. I know that is bad.
Look at you, program.
Swipe.
Hit the bell.
That's what we're here for.
We're going to get you.
You comment something positive.
Bring this group up.
South Central. South Central. Something positive. Three, two, one. Stop this, bro.
You're not cool to me.
You're not tough to me.
You're not the measuring stick of what street niggas listen to.
Yoko Ono?
Yeah.
That crazy bitch.
No, Joe Biden.
Coming out swinging.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know and I apologize for using those words. Listen, man. I've had a rough year. What's happening?
This parks.
This parks.
This parks.
This parks.
What's happening?
I'm projecting my own pain into the podcast.
Intro to pod, you niggas.
Hey, guys.
It's me, Roar.
Welcome to our channel.
Everyone always asks me how I
do my skincare routine, even
only one person DM me. So I decided
to make a YouTube channel and show
you guys how I do my skincare.
The same products that you buy at
Sephora to shout out
shout out Mac.
Y'all are sick.
He's going crazy.
Rory's going. He loves getting Rory's going he loves getting out
he loves recording
he is going bonkers
at home
what's going on Rory
you alright
is she putting
the YouTube up
on the big screen
in the bedroom
yeah that's what's happening
for sure
this nigga ain't seen
his favorite show in ages
now we getting
to the bottom of
nah I didn't see that
I'll catch up one day
I've just been watching
Gossip Girl
they gotta wait
till she go to work oh man you been watching Gossip Girl all night. They got to wait until she go to work.
Oh, man.
You've been watching Gossip Girl and Grey's Anatomy?
Not having to get your fiance's work schedule to watch television.
This is craziness.
You remember the life.
No, I don't.
I put my foot down in my shit.
And now I'm here.
See how that worked out?
It was all over Netflix.
I really showed her who the boss is.
She'll be running back any day now.
Oh, man.
I got funny. This pod has been through some shit. I got funny Yeah this pod
This pod has been
Through some shit
I got funny
And we never talk about it
I don't know why
We don't talk about it
No
Life is literally
Melting before my eyes
And I just come here
With a smile
No we can sense it
We see it
Oh okay
Yeah
I thought I was hiding it
We know the fiber
Is just like a deflection
Ah
Yeah
That could be it
He's trying to poop away the pain
Yeah he's trying to
Shit the pain away Yeah Your he's trying to shit the pain away.
Your body is really trash when you sit down and the boxer briefs slide down.
Like, what the fuck is up with my body?
Why the elastic ain't elasticking on me?
Don't look at my waistline again.
Don't look at my waistline again.
I wasn't looking at your waistline. You did look at my waistline. You got to get a bigger size. Don't look at my waistline again. Don't look at my waistline again. I wasn't looking at your waistline.
You did look at my waistline.
You got to get a bigger size, big underwear, man.
Maybe you should get yourself a big one.
You got to come to terms that your size is extra large.
You know once you wash and dry them, it's just four times it's over.
That's true.
They shrink.
It's over with.
Oh.
You got to start washing cold, man.
That's the key.
I can see your hips screaming in those.
402. Welcome those. 402?
Yeah.
Welcome to episode 402 of the Joe Button.
Ew, 402.
Welcome to...
No, that's right, right?
402?
I don't like how that sounds.
Four, zero, two.
That sounds nasty.
402?
That sounds nasty, too.
400 and then two?
What are the cool kids doing?
400 plus two.
Welcome to episode 402 of the Joe Button Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Button, here with
a few of my nearest and dearest
Pardon me
Debatable
Huh?
Debatable
True
Maul, let's see
How you doing, man?
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
Good?
Trying to get like you
That's some hater shit
You just said right there
It's always you
Never me
That's some hater shit right there
I'm just trying to get like you
Out here
Oh, man, I'm chilling, man I'm chilling All right, good, good You to get like you out here Oh man I'm chilling man
I'm chilling
Alright good good
You looking good
Thank you man
Appreciate it
I like the yellows
Thank you man
See what you did
Thank you trying man
What is up with this guy
He likes accents
What British accents
I'm turning into like a fashion mister
Nah man
You look good
Thank you man
Appreciate you
Oh the Jordans
Oh you mean The greatest ever
Yeah
That's him
I'm poor
So what is this
Super Mario Brothers
Last level
Logo that you have here
This is called
Rowan Blazers
Teach him
Nice little brand
Oh do they have a
A store downtown
Yeah
I drive by it
On the way here all the time
And I go
Oh that looks like
They have good stuff
Yeah
Nice little spot
On your way to Kiff
No on our
Way to the podcast
I pass it every time.
Yeah.
Looks like a nice store.
Some nice pieces in there.
Well, you look nice.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it.
Parks, wait, who makes that tea?
Ralph Lauren.
It's right there.
Ralph.
Ralph.
Calling just Ralph.
Ralph makes this.
Hey, Ralphie.
Parks, how you doing, man?
I'm feeling good, man.
How are you?
I'm real good.
I'm real good.
You guys weaponized your fan bases on me.
I didn't weaponize
I just laughed
You and Maul weaponized
We pulled a U on you
You weaponized
Yeah and I ain't like it
I ain't like it
You guys didn't know
That was coming though
No I didn't
You dissing Boom Bap
Come on man
But I didn't diss Boom Bap
You diss Boom Bap
I said I don't want to hear that shit
That's a diss
I don't hear that shit
Yeah
That's a diss
Yeah
Look at the match you go on to
For the contest Talk about on to for the contest.
Talk about it.
Why the boom baffers mad at me?
You took Ice's argument and died on the hill.
You can't be the MC that you are and were and then say, fuck the boom baffers.
No, you got to.
No, you can't.
You got to do it to piss these niggas off.
Oh, okay.
Well, then mission accomplished.
He's trying to inspire.
Mission accomplished.
I'm sick of y'all.
There you go. In this area on the ground. We're not doing that. Rory's here. Hey, Mission accomplished. I'm sick of y'all. There you go.
In this area on the ground.
We're not doing that.
Rory's here.
Hey, Rory.
Hey, man.
Rory just want to talk to somebody.
Anybody.
But we're here for you, brother.
No one's ever here for you.
Whenever people say that, they're not really here for you.
Call them and they don't answer?
Yeah.
Or when they know you're going through something.
Hey, rehash everything you're going through to make you feel shitty again.
Mm-hmm.
I don't want to talk to you all about it.
Okay, I understand.
I don't know.
Why don't you go see a therapist?
Hey, I've said this same story
to seven different therapists.
Tired of telling the story?
It doesn't help.
It doesn't help at all.
And the therapist,
because the therapist never says,
just leave her.
The therapist never gives you what you want.
It is her fault, right?
Erickson is not here
because he's the only one
that has PTO on his podcast.
Word.
Apparently.
Wow.
Fucking nervous.
He's got good management.
This guy is awesome.
Who's his agent?
Julian is here.
What's up, Jules?
Hey, Jules.
You all right?
You know Jules is not allowed to talk to us.
Yeah.
He slowly starts talking to us.
Erickson, he was talking to us today, though.
Yeah?
He was talking sports with us.
We got to tell Erickson.
We got to tell E.
We got to tell E.
He ain't going to like that shit.
He's going to dock him.
He's going to dock the pay.
I'm going to dock you for speaking.
That's crazy.
I think these are our cameras, right? They are. Oh, good. Erickson, stay where you at. We'm going to dock you for speaking. That's crazy. I think these are our cameras, right?
They are.
Oh, good.
Erickson, stay where you at.
We're going to keep Jules.
Like the way he gets the color Filtron going.
Right?
Whatever you do.
The Filtron.
Corey is here.
Savon is here.
Yo, you and Erickson? This podcast is coming to an end. Yo
Yo you and Erickson
This podcast is coming to an end
I'm just telling everybody
What happened
This podcast is coming
Look now he wanna text
Yeah he texted
He texted
He texted
He texted
He texted
What
You flagging something
And nothing got said
The time stamp
Nigga we ain't doing nothing
Nobody said a thing
We chilling
I said I'm introducing people Yeah The time stamp Are you Are, we ain't doing nothing. Nobody said a thing. We chilling. I said, I'm introducing people.
The time stamp.
Are you suggesting
that maybe Savon and Erickson
are unionizing?
Oh, of course.
Know that.
Powerful.
Hey, no fucking unions
in this house, all right?
Yeah.
Hey, don't bring that
ringer nonsense over here
to this network.
We'll shut all that down.
Because you can just go.
Yeah, man.
The pod is fucking coming to an end. We did all that. According to the critics, yes. We shut all that down. Because you can just go. Yeah, man, the pot is fucking coming to an end.
According to the critics, yes.
We did all that hoopling and hollering and congratulating Savon on his promotion
and just how great he was doing.
And what happened?
I had it wrong.
I had it wrong.
Wait, what did he get promoted to, though?
Senior Joe Assistant?
Snuff him. Actually, what did he get promoted to, though? Senior Joe Assistant? Snuff him.
Actually, it's the time.
It's safe now.
Actually, you want a bigger range?
Wait, I'm not telling you.
Don't snuff him.
You might snuff me, too.
Oh, I missed.
Go talk to HR.
Oh, I missed.
It just dives right in, Joe.
I hope that all of you Shout out to our
SoundCloud listenership
Cause I'm not even getting
Roy scared me out of my
Savon story now
I'm pussy today
No no no
Cause Savon
Doing the knuckle sandwich
Thing to me on the side
You and me
Three o'clock buddy
No Christmas bonus one
As soon as the
As soon as the
Sleep is over
You want a sandwich
Meet me outside.
I'll get you a sandwich, all right?
Yeah, I'm a time stamp you.
A knuckle sandwich.
I'm a time stamp you, buddy.
Y'all don't hear Rory.
It's okay.
You didn't have to hear it.
The audience heard it.
We congratulated Savon for the raise.
Left here feeling good about myself,
thinking the squad is straight. Got a call from Ian the next day. You here feeling good about myself, thinking the squad is straight.
Got a call from Ian the next day.
He spoke to St. Vaughn?
Did I speak to St. Vaughn?
I just saw him.
I just seen him.
No, I mean like recently.
In the last two hours.
I was like, no, what happened?
Did we just get
This guy a race?
Look at St. Paul
What happened, man?
A little small misunderstanding, man
Small misunderstanding
I thought
He checked the accounting too?
Probably
That's what he did?
Yeah
Minor miscalculation It's yeah minor minor miscalculation
it's always a minor
miscalculation
something small
yeah
something small
I'm sure to get
sure to get worked out man
send him right up the
chain
yeah
hit keep
yeah
yeah no
I thought whatever he was
asking for
was
like the raise
but
he thought
like
no I thought you was putting that
on top of the weekly.
It's like, oh shit.
We're going to have to really cut
Maul and Rory down some.
This nigga's getting expensive.
Look, oh, he managed right now.
No.
I'm not.
Because I have a legally
printed contract.
And I will take your ass to court.
Rory don't hesitate to let academics know he has a legally bonded contract.
Hey, nigga, tell him.
Apparently, I'm on salary here, too.
So, you know, what that means?
Nothing.
Just let everyone in the world think what they want to think. I don't know what that means.
About what goes on with my business.
Hi!
Hope everyone had an amazing holiday.
Huh?
What did you get?
What's the vibe?
Come on.
I don't feel the spirit.
I got drunk.
And the holiday hasn't happened yet,
but I'm just forecasting that I will get drunk for Christmas.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, today is yesterday.
Oh, he needs a young honor bag.
Today is yesterday.
Yeah.
Inception.
Yeah.
Pulp fiction shit.
Oh, I was trying to make it seem like we were recording after Christmas.
Oh.
But we would still be recording on Christmas.
What a holiday.
There you go.
Thank you, Rory.
So much joy.
What did you get everything i
asked for everything santa is the man santa's the man thank you jesus gifts everywhere joe
yo in february will be our six-year anniversary and then we'll be going on seven years that's
my favorite thing to do is hit something and then say I'm going on something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
You like counting ahead.
I do.
Yeah.
I do.
It's my shit.
You're 40 and a half.
We already got like 16 shows down.
It's like we're only on show like 15, 14.
Yeah, but tomorrow is just tomorrow
and then the next day is the next day.
So we're basically.
It's true though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're forward thinking.
What was I saying just now?
Seven year anniversary
Oh seven year
Going on seven year
Do you guys think
That we'll ever grow up?
No
No it's a trap
No honestly
No
Y'all don't want to grow up at all
Just a little bit
Define grown up
Yeah
We're going to get a little heavier
I'm down ten pounds
Not working out
Fiber
Stress
Can you artists
please start putting music out
please put music out
we're not a review cast
yeah but we'll talk about something
okay
alright you were saying
it's going on seven years
are we gonna grow up
define growing up
no we're just not
it's fine
what do you wanna get to
what do you wanna start with
not even mature enough
to find something
I didn't listen to anything.
I didn't watch anything.
All right.
Listen, man.
Thanks for coming out.
Let me stop because they're starting to get mad when I do that.
Which is fucked up because I want to make jokes on you guys.
About what?
About your love for Boom Bap.
It's not for the fans to remind me of my past.
It's not for the fans to try to tell my past. It's not for the fans to
try to tell me my origin, where
I come from. Your roots? Your origin?
Or where you stopped, because where you stopped was boom
bap too. When I stopped
was boom bap? A-Rab. That was probably
the most boom bap it had been for.
Yeah, but I want to be able to tease my
friends without offending
Snow Clone Blower
or whoever the new guys are that you guys
can't wait to plug up their phone for the new snow cone blower yeah i'm gonna check for right now
um so what do you guys want to start with?
The fact that Michael Jordan's kids can't play a lick of basketball
and LeBron's can?
What's wrong with you, man?
Oh, my.
Ooh, behind the back move from Terry Jordan.
Did he shoot with two hands?
Never even heard of Terry Jordan.
He never smoked weed on Twitter.
I think he shot with two hands.
Look, they don't have nothing to say.
They don't have nothing to say. They don't have nothing to say.
I'm not trying to do you.
You want me to get into this?
The NBA opened the other night.
Let me set us up here.
The NBA opened up the other night,
and the Lakers got their rings on opening day.
And what I came away with was, boy, those rings are beautiful.
Yeah.
Boy, the jewelers got a lot better than they were in the 90s.
This LeBron ring has to equal four of Jordan's little yellow gold rings.
You couldn't put four of them.
He don't even bring those outside anymore, Jordan.
All of the pictures of LeBron wearing his ring, they were so fly.
What's some of the niggas' names y'all like?
Sauce God?
Don't y'all know Sauce God yeah I know
is there a real Sauce God
no
oh okay
I don't want to offend niggas
no
okay yeah Sauce God
look how fresh LeBron is
with the new ring
it's not like the 90s
when all your bum teammates
would pour Moet all over you
like LeBron
that literally happened this year.
He put a stop to that.
It was mum.
He put a stop to that.
LeBron won his ring, told Adam Silver,
I don't want fans there.
No, it's a pandemic.
Actually, the whole playoffs, I don't want fans there.
I just want to play.
I'm focused.
Know what Adam Silver did?
Hey, clear the fans out.
It was actually the opposite.
Clear the fans out. LeBron was the first one to say that. He wasn't playing. Whole rest of the NBA said, hey the fans out. It was actually the opposite. Clear the fans out.
LeBron was the first one to say he wasn't playing.
Hey, whole rest of the NBA said, hey, we're not even playing in the bubble.
LeBron said, yes, we are.
Know what the NBA did?
Went right to Orlando, happy as could be, Snapchatting each other, eating a little bullshit meal.
Mm-hmm.
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
You know that's not what happened.
What happened with Mike?
You guessed it, lockout.
Huh?
I'm here to tease. I'm here to tease.
I'm here to troll.
I'm here to troll all day long.
Six and what?
Six and O.
LeBron's the greatest.
Come on, man.
Lil Durk just dropped something.
Durkio, we bike.
Shut up to Lil Durk.
We don't need to talk about six and0 against Byron Russell and whoever he played.
Whoever else was out there.
Who was that?
Mark Eden?
Jeff Elo.
Mark Eden was out there?
Dan Marley.
Early.
Yeah, early.
All right, so there's no music to discuss, which is cool.
I'm not really listening to music.
Oh, they're attacking me.
Not Joe, not listening to music.
Suck my dick.
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The greatest app in the universe, Cash App.
Which I wonder is if that's shouting out title now too.
I was actually going to say, I saw an article that said.
You know Ewan Moore was going to get us the title.
Hey man.
You did it.
Conway put the word in for us.
You did it.
Thank you.
Huh?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
A 50 in a short week.
I believe it was 1.1.
1.1.
1.1.
Huh?
Did the sale actually happen?
No.
Is it just a hypothesized?
No,
no.
You'll know when the sale happens
because we're getting the fuck
out of your house.
We're going to go get a studio, nigga.
I'm just going to keep coming here.
Thanks.
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, speaking of coming here.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Something feel different in here, y'all?
I got the humidifier going.
No, I think it's something else.
Corey's here.
Wow.
Put an extra 10 inches on the wall.
You know what I mean?
Something light.
Wow.
Biggest.
Oh, wow.
An extra 10.
You know what I'm saying?
Talk about the wealth.
It's crazy why the rest of us
are cutting back on the pod
one co-host
is splurging
brand new TV
one co-host
cameraman
and time stamp man
are doing
what did y'all think
unsigned meant
like
I'm confused
we lost the deal
what did you think
unsigned meant
you think it's
hey it's Ian Hatch right up here.
I'm about to move.
I got to get a car to Buick.
Now is not the time.
Who cares?
Looking at this Range Rover.
Hey, listen, man.
I broke my old TV.
All my friends say, listen, if you got to buy a new TV because you broke your old one,
you got to get a bigger TV.
It's just the rule.
Was it a drunken rage?
How did you break it? Was it fun at least? Webcam on it and it broke. one, you got to get a bigger TV. That's just the rule. Was it a drunken rage? How did you break it?
Was it fun at least?
Webcam on it and it broke.
Oh, you was getting freaky?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was getting
my chatterbait popping
because the funds is low.
Gosh, you're too tall
to even get his whole body
in the freaky vids.
Camera got to be mad far away.
You got to tilt it down.
You got to orient it
the long way.
Man tall.
Portrait mode.
Man tall in the sex vids
looking dumb.
Stupid.
All right.
Come on.
Where do y'all want to start?
I thought the scammers were up.
I'm sorry, Rory.
Excuse you.
See, if that was off the accident,
just imagine.
No, you saw the balance.
Just imagine.
Not a sip was spilt.
No, you saw that focus.
We're going to fight me so bad.
I think all y'all want to beat me up.
So?
Oh.
I think I've been pretty clear about that.
Not Maul.
Maul loves me for real.
You just don't act like it.
What?
I thought the scammers were up.
I thought I was seeing something that said $2,000 checks for everyone with the new stimulus
package.
Yeah.
And my co-host alerted me that that
is incorrect.
Yeah, they're probably going to shut it down.
Mall's people.
Yeah.
Explain yourself.
They did.
Wasn't the demon rats this time?
They voted it down.
Jamil.
Oh, you mean the 6,000 pages that they wanted y'all to read in 24 hours?
With all that money going to foreign countries?
Spark notes.
Yeah, I know.
Well, now Mall's giving me the foreign country dialogue.
Yeah. Oh, God.
Did you read all? Look what's in the bill.
The bill has nothing to do with COVID relief.
It's just the facts.
It is bundled with the
financial... Wait, the government's doing the
bundle? No, no. It's a bundle.
It's a bundle. I thought Bill Ward shut that down.
The budget for the year that pays our troops and all that shit.
Ah, the troops. And Biden wants to study fish with like $2 billion.
I mean, Chance studied fish.
I was just about to say.
Save the world.
Chance.
And Doritos.
Yeah, man.
But they want to give y'all $600.
The Republicans do.
I wasn't going to give the $600 anyway.
When I say y'all, I mean the public.
But yeah.
Our government's fucked up. Yeah. That's what I've been trying to say all year. They keep public. But yeah. Our government's fucked up.
Yeah.
That's what I've been trying to say all year.
They keep calling me mad.
All of them are fucked up.
I agree.
All of them are fucked up.
So yeah.
I think the scammers are still going to get their two grand, though.
Absolutely.
Oh, no.
It's packed outside.
I don't know.
They keep saying pandemic.
Thank you, Rory.
Things get morbid when we talk to them.
No, it's just facts.
See your things? Yeah. Now, clearly. We got to fight the system. It's in your DNA when we talk to them. No, it's just facts. The boom bag puts us in the face.
No, clearly.
We got to fight the system.
It's in your DNA, right?
Yeah.
The fuck out of here.
Yeah, you're right though.
I went to Best Buy
to shop for TVs
and that shit was decimated.
They say it's a pandemic.
They say people are broke.
And they are.
There's a lot of people
that are up there.
Everybody's outside shopping.
Stores are packed.
Can't get anything.
The Mega Million is up to 400 million dollars
Like the Powerball is
400 million
Broke people shop a lot
It's like
Where's all this money
Coming from
Like they say
I'm just asking
Some people are up
I'm just asking
Some people are up
Shit just looks weird
That's all I'm saying
Some people are up big
Did you guys notice
A lot of traffic
In the malls
During your Christmas shopping
Let me let the audience know
By the way
After this indigestion Let me let the audience know by the way after this indigestion.
Let me let the audience know.
We are recording on
Christmas Eve.
Because we're dedicated.
Because Christmas fell on a Friday
and we don't
want to work on a Friday.
Or Christmas.
We work on Friday all the time. We didn't want to work on Christmas.. Or Christmas. We work on Friday all the time.
Well, yeah.
We didn't want to work on Christmas.
No, we weren't working on Christmas.
Oh, we weren't.
No.
And I mean, that's fine.
You got the same manager as Erickson?
There's no...
He has a better agent.
Well, we're not missing anything
because no music should be coming out.
Lil Durk came out, Dirk came out.
J Stone came out.
J Stone.
Special drops on Christmas.
Like that album.
Shout out to Dirk.
Finishing the year up strong.
Same way he did all year.
Huh?
Right side of the pod.
Dirk had a good year.
He did.
Dirk had a great year.
Yeah, he did.
I mean, considering he lost one of his
closest friends, rest in peace, but
he's been
his presence. What was part of the list?
The criteria presence? Presence
and performance. And performance, yeah. Dirk's
presence was big this year, for sure.
Did you guys buy any gifts?
Not much. Did you get people things?
My fiance. The children.
Kids, mom. Kids, mom, nephews.
Kids, mom, sister.
Actually, thank God for my fiance.
She handled a lot of my Christmas shopping.
Thank God.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Because I don't have time for that shit.
You didn't online?
You didn't?
I mean, I got her stuff online.
Okay.
A couple things, but shopping takes a lot of time.
I hate shopping.
It's a lot of work.
I hate it You like think about
What they need
I get anxiety
Shopping
Me too
Actually
I don't like it
I think it's too much
For people
Kids
Got my brothers
The PlayStation 5s
Oh look at you
Alright
I like it
Brother of the year
The 5s
With that fucking scam
You had to buy two
Had to buy two Seriously you can't just buy one
no because apparently you can't you can't i was told let me not act like i know something about
gaming because i don't i was told that you can't play one another from one console which sounded
like bullshit to me but i guess what they mean is one console is one IP address or one username story or whatever.
That's wilder than Apple taking away USBs.
If that's what Sony is doing, that is fucking nuts.
Well, you mean like, but I think they probably, I think maybe if they want to play each other online,
somebody can't have the four and somebody can't have the five.
You both have to have the five.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
In the same house for two players
you need two fucking
if you wanted to count to your
player card
whatever, right?
Am I off?
I can't just sign in
with my name?
Nigga, no.
You need to.
Oh, no.
I went through this with two 13-year-olds
and however old my dad is
he was calling me for answers.
I don't have the answers.
I don't play games.
But anyway, they have two.
And they're really expensive.
Proud dad moment.
I called my oldest and said, I guess I got to ask you what you want for Christmas.
So what do you want?
Nobody said.
You guessed it.
PlayStation.
Studio time.
The buttons. so what do you want know what he said you guessed it Playstation studio time the buttons better not be doing
that boom bat bullshit though
carrying on the button
the button legacy
working on his craft
I like that
nice
mood music 9
on the way
coming your way
right after Christmas
look what my kid
wants to do on Christmas
go to the studio
if that ain't my kid
he is so sad
same thing you're doing
you don't want toys yeah you're in the studio on Christmas so anything yeah I didn't
want to hang out because there's really nothing to do on Christmas it's true this year more than
ever actually yeah this year is just a very weird time of year but yeah man I'm real glad that uh
real glad that uh I love what I do for a living.
That's a blessing.
And we do it all year long.
So right after Christmas, I got a couple of client meetings
in Houston.
Workaholic over here.
No days off.
Got to invest in some things, right?
Pushing culture.
I admire your ambition, man.
But like, come on,
take a rest sometimes.
You need some Utah.
No, no days off.
No days off, Rory.
Sleep when you're dead Team no sleep
Remember that bullshit
Go to bed
You look crazy
Go to sleep
Go lay down
Be more productive
No not at all
I don't eat
So my team can eat
That's not
That's not how it works
But okay
I got you
I feel you
You should probably have a snack
Or something
Yeah something
Your blood sugar might be low.
Something to count as a dizziness.
Y'all stop.
Y'all stop.
Y'all starting to sound like these fucking new age girls that want to hit your line with,
did you eat today?
Yes.
Did you eat?
I'm an adult.
Leave me alone.
I ate.
I've been eating for 40 years on my own.
I ate.
I don't need you to miraculously come and ship the Taco Bell to my doorstep.
You look at your phone like, oh, shit.
I didn't eat.
The eating thing.
Damn, she right.
No, I didn't eat today because my line of work says that today,
not the best day to sneak food in.
Sometimes you get one meal and I can't, listen,
I can't teach you about the grind.
Word. Or keto. Not experienced the grind yourself. I can't teach him. I can't teach you about the grind. Or keto.
I can't teach him. I can't teach him the ropes.
It's a little Houston trip. That's nice.
A little Houston for some business. Change the weather.
Businessmen. Tie some things up with these clients.
Of course. Make sure everything
is alright. You got a pretty extensive
client list.
Real big meeting at Turkey Lake
Sunday. I mean that's typically where you big meeting at Turkey Lake Sunday. Yeah. I mean,
that's typically where
you do business out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know.
I think there was
this other spot
somebody was telling me
about out there
that was a new spot.
Damn, who was telling me?
I swear.
I don't know who
was telling you.
Who could have known
about the Houston spot?
About the new
Houston spot
with all the Jezebels.
What friend do I have that used to throw parties everywhere?
But in Houston, all the time.
It's not coming to me.
It loses me.
Had to be somebody that worked in the industry.
Yeah.
It'll come to me later.
Oh, okay.
It'll come to me later.
That eliminates me.
You should check out the gallery and mall, though.
It's pretty big.
The mall.
Going all the way to Houston at Christmas time to go to the mall.
Now, the gallery is a high thing.
I won't be at a mall, a Walmart, a strip club, a CBS, a HomeGoods.
None of that fly shit out there.
Uh-uh.
What are you going to do?
Just meet.
Just my business meetings. Sure, there. Uh-uh. What are you going to do? Just meet.
Just meet. Just my business meetings.
Sure, sure.
Parks.
Yeah.
All right, what else is going on?
Trump got all his friends out of jail before his presidency was over,
and I was watching Unliving Rock and I couldn't even be mad.
Yeah.
Smooth.
That was a real move.
I finally understood where Maul was coming from, Maul, man.
I get it.
Come on, Don.
I would do the same.
On the way out, the homies is coming. What you mean? For the homies? I understand. What? Because Maul was coming from, Maul, man. I get it. Come on, Don. I would do the same. On the way out, the homies was coming.
What you mean?
For the homies?
I understand.
What?
Because Maul got pardoned.
I understood.
I finally got his support.
Yeah, you got to take the homies out when you go out.
Maul gets pardoned every part.
You know what I mean?
Take them out.
Every part he gets pardoned.
Yeah.
Take the homies out.
I totally understand getting your homies out of jail, so I'm not mad at this.
It was a lot of pardons.
It was.
Come on, pardons for everybody.
Well, I guess I never really
paid attention to how many
pardons happened in previous...
Me neither, but I am now.
What did they do?
Who were we letting in the streets?
We killed a whole bunch
of innocent people in Iraq.
Well, Manafort looks like the devil,
so I mean...
And maybe.
No, really. He looks exactly like the the devil I wasn't mad at the move I was mad at the homies
that he let out like oh these niggas are shitheads
yeah all of them
look at them
oh yeah the evil whites all
have a look they do yeah
it's in the cheekbones I think
it's probably because they're lizard people
that could be it
I just love the fact
that a white guy said
alright
they're lizard people
like if we're gonna do
conspiracy theory shit
on this pod
can we do the good ones
like the lizard people
living under the ground
and controlling the world
because that's way better shit
you onto something now though
yeah
I mean the fact that
I get sunburned
and the world needs sun
kind of means
I probably am not from here.
And shouldn't be here.
Yeah.
And give the seasons back.
Yeah.
Return the seasons.
Goya said otherwise.
Hey, give back to Kalaloo.
All right, what else?
I got you on a basil leaf.
What else?
Because this is a holiday pod, which means we're getting the fuck out of here.
Digging quick tidbits.
One shots.
Quick hits.
I thought they said this bitch Spotify.
I was like, man, that's how they giving it up?
Look at Screen Man trying to get ahead of shit.
You got a date?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to go.
You got to go.
All right, fine.
We'll speed through it.
But this is not where I was at.
I was on Mall Family, Rockefeller.
Yes.
Jay-Z, back at it again.
Yes.
Is this now a title podcast?
What does this mean?
The fans are connecting dots.
Whoa, Square, Cash App, J-B-P, title.
I see the play.
It can all be so simple.
I see the play.
That's what they're typing to me now.
I see the play. I see the play. They're typing, I see the play. Yo, all be so simple. I see the play. That's what they're typing to me now. I see the play.
They're typing, I see the play.
Yo, how could you hate on Boombap?
You're wrong about Ariana. That's what I've been tweeting
since the last podcast. Well, they're right about all
three of them. I don't care. I don't know y'all.
I don't know y'all.
Y'all don't know me. I don't give a fuck.
You know the thing about Ariana that keeps her out
is the diction. Just enunciate anything.
Is that what you landed on?
That's where I landed on.
I watched the special last night.
It was great.
She's got a great-
Oh, please.
You love SZA.
I do love SZA.
She makes words her own.
She puts an R in everything.
That's a different thing.
Or a W.
Yeah, it's different.
That's a draw.
You just can't understand what Ariana's saying, really.
You just better not put an R in everything.
I see the shot.
I see what you did there.
It was a bank shot. But I don't even do the A, so
why would I do the R?
Yeah, but they were right, Joe. You were wrong.
I don't care. I know you don't care. I do not.
She is one of the best pop
vocalists of all time. Better than the
baby? For sure.
A little more range. He's a pop vocalist? A little more range.
Than a baby. What do you gentlemen think of
Square and Cash App?
I think they're a great sponsor.
What is the deal?
Can we put up an article and give these people the background?
Inquiring about purchasing Tidal.
Well, I was just saying on Twitter the other day
how I wish people could buy my album with Cash App.
Full circle.
Cash App heard you.
Yeah.
That's why they did the deal
Listen, I have no inside knowledge at all
But I predicted that Hov has been trying to sell
Titles since he put all his albums
And all Beyonce's albums back on Apple Music
And Spotify
I predicted it when Kanye went
And that LA club stopped the music
And said Hov's trying to sell titles
That's when it became clear You know what, that might have been it That's when it became clear music and said, Hov's trying to sell titles.
That's when it became clear.
You know what?
That might have been
it.
That's when it became
clear.
He's right.
I can read between
these lines.
I see what he,
I see the play.
Yeah.
I see the play now.
Square Inc.,
the digital payment
company run by Jack
Dorsey.
No, hold on.
You got to fix just
being in the club
trying to catch a
vibe.
Oh shit,
Kanye grabs a mic.
All right, man.
I don't see how he hasn't been shot at.
Damn.
That's what Kanye did.
It happened to Kanye?
No, I don't want that to happen to him.
Of course not.
Don't be silly.
Square Inc., the digital payment company run by Jack Dorsey.
Shout out to Jack.
Shout out to any name mentioned in this segment.
Absolutely.
Any name that pops up here,
champion it.
Has held talks to acquire the music streaming service.
Title is part of a push to diversify.
According to a person familiar with the situation.
There's always somebody familiar with the situation.
One of those.
Was it you?
Who leaked it?
Oh, me?
Yeah.
No, it wasn't me.
How would it be me?
Joe is only a Shade Room source.
He DMs Shade Room
all the time like,
have you guys seen this yet?
Ooh, have some piping
hot tea for you guys.
Can y'all be serious
about anything?
Never, no.
Honestly.
Dorsey has discussed
a potential deal
with Maul and Jay-Z,
the rapper and music mogul
and podcast mogul.
I was going to say,
who's the mogul who acquired title
and elliot who acquired title for 56 million in early 2015 said the person the person who asked
not to be identified because jay-z would fuck him up and let tata know that this nigga's leaking
that this nigga's leaking information uh the negotiations may not result in a transaction.
Thanks.
The negotiations may not result in a transaction is what they said.
That's usually how negotiations go.
Yeah, especially mine.
Title, which first launched in 2014.
I'm not reading this.
Don't put struggle in the story.
Fuck out of here.
So what do we think?
What implications does this have? I think we'll hear more about this story. Fuck out of here. So what do we think? What implications does this have?
I think we'll hear more about this around.
More details to come.
Yeah, end of January, February.
We're not going to learn nothing right now.
End of the year.
Nobody's making no move right now.
Title's my favorite DSP.
Well, you like it because they credit.
Exactly.
Correct credits.
And the higher sound quality.
And it's a black-owned business.
Not until Jack steps in.
Well, no doubt.
Well, he's wearing all black.
How do you feel about it, Joe?
What do you think
the bigger picture is here?
I wouldn't be allowed
to say even if I knew.
Ah, okay.
And I don't know.
Okay.
So, that's what I got.
Just reporting the news.
Do you think that this puts,
in the event that it happens,
it puts Tidal more in the competitive space
with Spotify and Apple Music specifically,
not Apple, obviously.
I would be interested to see.
Now that they have more backing.
I'm not sure,
and I'm not sure that that's even their goal.
Yeah.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure of and I'm not sure that that's even their goal. Yeah. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure of both.
Because you don't even see much integration between Cash App and Square and Twitter, which are all Jack's properties.
So I wonder how title, I wonder what would happen.
Well, what we know is that there's a Cash App record coming soon.
Okay.
Or maybe that's not public.
I don't think it is.
Breaking news, then.
Wait, hold on.
Cash App Records for the non-none?
The 2000s?
Uh-oh.
Call Juvie.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Get Manny Fresh on the phone ASAP.
Nah, I still love this bitch.
The album.
That's the drop?
Huh?
It's coming
oh yeah we do know
Cash App Records is coming
and we know that
Tidal plays music
I would imagine
I'd imagine that
there are some plays there
that would develop
you think they'll have
Boom Bap on there
and we know that you can
tweet an album
they have Boom Bap
on there
we know you can tweet
an album too
so like Maul said we'll see yeah we'll see we'll see what it means you can tweet an album. They have BoomBap on there. We know you can tweet an album too.
So like I said,
we'll see.
Yeah.
We'll see what it means.
I like all the apps involved in this one.
And that's not me being phony
because we're sponsored
by Cash App.
I actually enjoy.
Jack has that smile
on his face like
we're about to take over
the fucking world
and you don't even know it.
Listen, when we saw
the picture of Jack
and Hov and Tata
just walking barefoot
like smiling.
Oh, I forgot about that.
We kind of knew that they didn't just see a nice car and smile together.
You don't think it was a good joke right there?
Yeah, no, not at all.
When I saw four bottles of empty rosΓ© on a yacht with Hove and Jack, I knew something
was up.
Look at that.
Come on, man.
I'd like to see what-
That's a finished deal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's done.
Yeah, whenever you sip the rosΓ©.
Look at the rosΓ©. Yeah. Hey, bring the finished deal. Yeah. That's done. Look at the rosΓ©.
Hey, bring the kids out.
Let the kids come out and celebrate.
Blue added another billion to your trust fund.
Swag.
Well, give us an update after Christmas dinner tomorrow with everybody.
I got you.
Maybe hit the group chat and we could tease the deal. I mean, if you've been watching
Jay-Z for
his career,
all right, we're about to dick ride, but I'm getting out of here
after the dick ride. I mean,
you just know that he's normally ahead of the
business play. That's all I'm saying.
Jack? What a good side piece you are.
Jack too.
Jay-Z, his influence
dictates the move.
I'll be watching.
I don't know enough.
I don't have the range.
I'll be watching.
We'll let it play out.
What else is important?
What else is important?
What else is going on?
Are you guys going to do the show me a photo of challenge on IG story?
Excuse me?
The new challenge.
Show me a photo of.
I've seen that one floating around.
Yeah. I didn't know why. I'm already sick of it. Show me a photo of. Oh, I've seen that one floating around. Yeah, I didn't know.
I'm already sick of it.
It's been an hour.
What are you talking about?
It's just another.
You know the question thing that you can ask a question?
Yeah.
They put show me a photo of, and then their followers tell them what photo to post.
It's just another way for the fans.
This game is where?
Instagram.
IG story.
FBI.
This is probably all thought up by the Reagans.
Yeah, it's just another way for them to scan your face
and just see what you look like from childhood
all the way up until now.
And people are doing this,
and you said this started now, bro?
At a rapid pace.
Yeah.
It's been going on for a day.
The feds just gaining data.
The ladies, especially.
I know you've been probably in pre-production
for your Houston meetings.
The Federales have been just trying to gather as much data at the end of the year as they could, Joe.
The Federales.
Get everyone's face.
Pronto.
Well, that's what I was coming in here to tell you guys about the new Spotify Scammer Robot.
I'm sorry?
Is this for streams?
The stream farm?
The stream farm has turned into a robot?
I think it's a little deeper than that.
Really?
Tell us more.
So there's a robot.
AI.
What's that?
You're not AI.
So there's a...
Nor is Jill.
Apparently, Spotify has some AI that you can put your music in, and they'll critique it for you.
A computer critiquing your music?
Yes.
I'm cool, man.
That's kind of fucking hilarious.
It's really hilarious.
Oh, here we go.
Your Spotify, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Look.
It would roast your taste in music.
You've been listening to some bullshit.
Look, so this is the AI.
Based on your listening habits,
I can also tell you your Spotify was...
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, they're just going to analyze
everything about what you listen to.
How real you think the robot will keep it?
Like, yo, you ain't getting no pussy this year.
Listen to this shit you listen to robot will keep it like you ain't getting no pussy this year listen to this shit you listen to yeah i like that do you guys have like a mature take about this um no not really i don't care they they a robot telling you what you like is does not
more we've been telling robots what we want to hear for the past how many years how you think
that they don't it wasn't gonna to tell us what we like of course
this is part
this is all we noticed
all of this was coming
this is not a surprise
but people are going to be
stupid enough
to put their music
in this thing
absolutely
I think the music
isn't the thing
whether you like it or not
they're going to literally
give their royalties
to a robot
and not even know it
this is what I feel Joe
by the time we see any of this
this was already
six seven years into working.
They're just now introducing it.
This is the year-end wrap-up.
Just utilized.
Yeah, that's all it is.
As soon as you could tell Alexa what to play,
Alexa is storing all of that.
So now they have a faster way
to process everything about you.
Which is why they want your face now.
I assume that this robot has some capability to get some more information from you that they weren't getting before the robot existed.
Mm-hmm.
And I would imagine that that information would be worth something to the data companies.
I'm sure.
Just a guess.
Yeah.
I think it all comes down to just them wanting to directly-
Rob you. Advertise to- Take your music. Who wants what. That's all it is. to guess yeah i think it all comes down to just them wanting to directly rob you advertise to
take your music once what that's all it is like they know that you like candles okay so we're
gonna put nothing but candles on your feet yeah that's all the shit is about and now they know
we love snares you love this tempo this bpm this genre okay so we're gonna flood your fucking phone
with this shit yeah now we're gonna score all the ads that we gave you
because now we know what music you like.
That's all it says.
Just why would you need a robot to tell you what your music taste is?
You don't know your music taste?
I do.
Well, no, I think this is giving a critique.
If you make music, you can put this in here too.
I know.
That's the big mistake.
That might be helpful though. Like if we trash your phone, can we tell you first? Please That's the big mistake. That might be helpful, though.
Like, if you trash your phone,
it's going to tell you first?
Please.
Read the small print.
Save my ears.
They're going to own your music.
Where's the small print?
Oh, I thought it was there.
No, I'm just saying.
No, that would be bad, though,
because the way algorithms work
is on past data.
So if you come with a new innovative sound
and you're asking the computer to critique it,
they're probably going to say it's ass
because they never heard it before.
Do you see that right there?
Finding a lot of Jake Hollier.
Like a lot.
Okay.
Okay.
So I found your gay people playlist.
Whole lot of Mariah Carey there.
This is crazy.
I'm going back to vinyl, man.
I'm going back to vinyl. Cassettes only. I'm just going back to vinyl, man this shit I'm going back to vinyl
Cassettes only
I'm just going back to vinyl man
Fuck this shit
And dial up
Yeah
I'm going back to vinyl
Fuck this
Everybody stop putting your shit on vinyl
Cause this is crazy
Yeah
But as soon as you could tell
Your phone what to play for you
And there was Pandora
And all of that
Like this is all part of that
This is right on brand
With all of that
And there's
All of it is to not pay anybody.
Yeah.
To get further and further away from paying creators.
I wonder if this is their Alexa answer.
This is Alexa talking back?
Yeah, kind of.
I'm saying, what if Alexa's doing the same shit?
And I don't know that.
She is.
She definitely is.
She's listening to you.
Because Spotify don't have hardware.
Is this their bad attempt at hardware?
This is not hardware right now.
We talked about that briefly in the kitchen last week.
The eventual fight is the hardware and hard product people versus the data people.
That's the big fight that's kind of looming.
And you see it with Facebook and Apple are beefing right now about data collection and not giving people data.
Because Apple, that's their big thing now is we're not giving people data because apple is that's their big thing now
is we're not giving people data we're not letting you take the data we're limiting and telling
people what you're doing with the data because they make all their money selling phones and
tvs and computers and facebook's like nah fam what type what type of hardware do you think
spotify would want to get into if they were to go in that competition you would think some type of media
player device tablet because they're doing pretty successful just living on apple shit
even with apple music existing they're still in the lead
i'm not sure after you log in with your Spotify account, the bot searches through your listening behaviors and literally just drags you on your Spotify streams to filth.
Scream that.
Can you give us the real article?
I got to see yours.
When they go to your listening, I got to see what they say about yours.
Maul, if you think I'm ever putting anything in a streaming AI robot,
you can't think that about the guy that is still purchasing music, right?
Oh, man.
You know I know better than this Oh I would hope so
That robot just about tell them all
You have a warrant in upstate New York
Judging by your music taste
Put on your shoes Rory
The house is cleaning up
Stop mopping your floors
They are clean
Talk to a therapist
Parks you're wrong about Shady Hanks
Oh no he wasn't the brother
I knew that
All white people look the same
But he's in the show
He's the brother's man
That's true
That's fine
But I knew that
That dude that got off that bus
At that fucking cemetery
Was not no fucking
chance.
That's all right.
I can admit what I'm wrong.
No, that's fine.
But I know I would have laughed as soon as I saw him.
Like, what the fuck is this?
But apparently he has a fairly big role in the show.
Yeah, they said he has a role coming up.
All white people look the same.
There's a lot of Jamaicans in New Orleans, so I'd imagine why he would be cast.
Makes sense.
All right.
I think we got a little more information.
Hovane, what's going on, man?
I could say that Hov coming through.
Good to see you.
Oh, I know that coat.
That's a nice coat.
I know that coat.
This nigga getting too much money.
Right?
Hovane, why you getting so much money, man?
This guy.
This guy.
I'm attending that
Huh
That's why I asked
That's why I asked
Your shoe size
Look at you
Oh okay
Appreciate you man
Thanks Murray
Wow
Oh man
Kix
Kix what's good man
What's up with you
Thanks man
Get out of town
Oh man
Look at these
I'm bringing these
Right to Fight Club What you bringing bringing these right to Fight Club.
Were you bringing it to it?
Right to Fight Club.
Yeah, Grail about to get these right away.
I might.
I might.
I might could get these off.
How you doing, sir?
Wait, Maul gets more gifts?
Oh, Maul got an extra box.
Peace, brother.
How you feeling, man?
Oh, would you look at that?
It is Christmas. Man. Get out of here, brother. How you feeling, man? Oh, would you look at that? It is Christmas.
Man.
Get out of here, man. Thank you.
We appreciate that, sir. These are nice.
You know that. You know I need these.
You know that, right? Everybody knew that.
Fuck out of here.
Ooh, what you gonna
match them up with?
You got it already?
You know?
You know he thought of the lay of the moment he saw him Thank y'all man
Appreciate that
Yeah it was really nice of you guys
That's love
Thanks
No that was great man
They told me
Hovain fell off
After the artist was firing him
But uh
The streets be lying man
The streets be lying, man.
The streets be lying.
Hovane ain't fall off.
Fuck out of here.
Never that.
Thank you.
I'm coming through with those.
He ain't fall off. I appreciate that.
That was nice.
That was great.
All right, so what do we have here?
We have on the Wayne Masters selling.
Oh, yeah, we got some inside scoops.
Maul went and did some research, called up Sylvia.
Hit Taz real quick Yeah you know
Something like
Nah nah nah
That wasn't
It wasn't nothing like that
Hip Hop called me
Cause he had heard the show
So he does that
From time to time
He'll call in with like
Certain facts about
Things we talk about
Tidbits
And he just kinda broke it down
Yeah he just kinda broke it down
But it was like
It was what we kinda figured
Wayne doesn't own all of Drake's portion.
He sold what he owns.
We didn't think that Wayne solely owned all of Drake or Nicky's stuff.
No, no, no, no, no.
But it's less than what I think people would probably think it is.
So he sold a fraction for $100 million.
Over $100 million.
What did that change? I'm going to say, yeah, it didn't Over $100 million. What did that change?
What did it change?
I mean, it changes the perception that he owned more and probably deserved more,
which I still think he does.
We were saying that he probably deserved more before any reports of the Drake,
Nicki stuff being included.
Just him we were saying he deserved more.
Without a doubt.
But there's legal things and paperwork and contracts that weren't or were signed.
And we don't know the logistics of his business dealings.
We don't know the splits.
Yeah.
But it was good to hear that it wasn't as much ownership as I probably thought it was.
Sure.
That's all.
And then he doesn't...
I don't think Wayne owns his masters either,
so I doubt it.
Then how'd he sell them?
Well, he sold the Young Money portion,
I think was what the report said.
Yeah.
And he was cash money.
Of what he owned,
the percentage of what he owned
from Young Money.
I guess.
I mean, listen.
I still think,
even if he owned Young Money and how joint ventures usually work and he was under cash money,
I still think $100 million is too low for the portion he would own of his music, Drake's, Nicki's, and Tyga's.
I'm with you on that.
I'm definitely with you on that.
Yeah.
But it is good to hear that it wasn't as bad as we thought it was.
Because I didn't even want to entertain it at first.
Why?
He was invested?
No, it was just like, damn, I hope he didn't make a bad deal like that.
Because we heard that he didn't even talk to his lawyer or man.
We was hearing everything when this shit first came out.
I'm like, nah, I don't even want to feed into that.
You know, I don't believe anything that I hear or read about the music business.
That's a smart way to approach it.
Yeah.
I'm not mad at you on that,
but I'm saying when you speak to people that have business dealings with
these artists and they give you more insight,
it is like,
Oh,
okay.
It's a sort of sigh of relief.
Like,
okay.
Yeah.
It probably wasn't as bad or it isn't as bad as I thought.
It might be a decent deal.
And also I could see like you always talk about how you would never want to have artists because then you have the pressure of
maintaining their whatever i could see being like you know what let me let me cash out of this and
get away from being the guy that owns a portion of all these people's shit i agree i could just
not with drake and nikki no doubt no doubt doubt. Or me being Wayne.
Yeah. But no, we said it, but Joe spoke to it, like you said, he spoke
to it earlier this year about
Wayne deserving more.
Absolutely. Than what he's probably
receiving because of his influence,
because of what he's ushered
into the culture and things
like that. And I agree with Joe 1,000%
on that. Funny you said that, Parks.
With the, because I never really thought about about it but with the devaluing of music uh as of late i am starting
to see less and less of the yo fam decline um i am starting to see less and less of the people that have an artist.
What do you mean?
Artists that have artists?
Like a vanity label.
In the 90s and last decade, everywhere you went and whoever you spoke to, you were guaranteed to meet somebody with an artist.
The cosign was big, especially in the 2000s.
And now, not so much.
It feels like.
I could be wrong because I'm out of touch. But it don't feel like even on the chatty house i mean i'm listening to people talk there's not so
many people saying hey i have an artist well hey check this out it's not i think because it's more
so the artists it's the artists now saying yo check me out independence yo i got some music
yo independence there's a lot more lanes though There's a lot more lanes
To get some bread
Upload your own shit
Get your own LLC
People know the game
They've learned from
Previous artists
And their stories
And their business dealings
I think that's dope though
You know what I mean
I think a lot of that shit
In the early 2000s
Mid 2000s
With labels giving artists
Labels
Deals
Labels
And then the artists Making their homeboys head of A&R.
These niggas know nothing about me.
I think that fucked up a lot of shit.
I'm not going to lie.
There was a lot of people that got put on through someone else
that we didn't need to hear music from.
Absolutely.
Of course.
But I do feel like outside.
There was some gems.
Well, that's the game.
Yeah.
That's the game.
Like this morning I was just reading,
I think DaBaby has a label situation now. I wouldn't be surprised. well that's the game yeah that's the game like this morning i was just reading um i think the
baby has a label situation now i wouldn't be and he introduced his his lineup of of course all
north carolina niggas that he knows and fucks with um and i was just reading how he felt about
him and i was like well yeah he's he's that guy he falls into the criteria of people that should
be given a shot to put his homies on absolutely absolutely here we go the baby introduces the artists on his billion-dollar baby
entertainment roster the billion-dollar baby is distributed through well I'm
assuming the same label he's on most likely it doesn't say but I'm assuming
that yeah baby's one Atlantic I don't think so Interscope Interscope That sounds a bit more like it
And he is now
This label is distributed
Through
I'm just going to guess Interscope
It's a reasonable guess
Yeah
Since they distribute like
A third of
Well I mean not
Totally necessary
Because Ross
Like when Ross was on Def Jam
They didn't give him
His joint venture
He had to go to Atlantic
True Well that was a mistake You think? Ross was on Def Jam. They didn't give him his joint venture. He had to go to Atlantic.
True.
Well, that was a mistake.
You think?
I'm not going to harp on all the mistakes that they've maybe made in the last 15 years,
but I'm sure that was one of them.
Yeah, it's a lot of mistakes.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to this man.
Congratulations to the baby, every artist on his roster.
It does feel good to see him. Let me get a round of applause for him.
That's good news.
But no, I still think this is prevalent in the hip-hop world now.
Like, your Dreamvilles, OVOs, and TDEs are still in that realm.
QC.
I do feel like that cultural black exec, like Dame, Irv, Rough Riders,
like that I kind of wish was more active now than it was.
Well, you just named four big labels.
Well, I mean, outside of QC, they're all rappers.
I mean, well, I guess Top Dog isn't, but for the majority.
Dreamville's got some alternative stuff.
No, I mean, who owns who owns like oh okay Drake Kendrick
is signed to that but got you got you see you like just the soul like what QC
is yeah just a sole exact that's all you do and you have a ear for that shit and
you know how to promote that shit and artists can just be artists on that
without having to just constantly think about the business and you have the
right person that can go and fight with the majors or whoever you're partnered
with the way an artist may not want to because they're creative and they're working on
fucking music like the way jay could be in the studio and dame could go fucking scream on
everybody when something was wrong right that's an important thing i feel like because i mean even
like for example if the baby's artists have a problem he's still signed to that label too it
it can become someone of a conflict of interest when you don't have someone.
And he may.
I'm just for conversational purposes.
I suppose your manager could be that, but you are still the head of your label.
So yeah, it can really cause some friction.
I think that's why we saw Jay stay with Def Jam, because he didn't rub everyone the wrong fucking way,
because he didn't have to.
But now that I just heard you say all that,
now I'm in support of the way that Rick Ross did it, though.
Because if I'm one of these artists,
not one of the baby's artists,
but if I'm one of the acts that is being put on
by the bigger act at the same label,
I probably would push for,
no, nigga, sign me somewhere else.
Because that's a different building with a different staff probably would push for it. No, nigga, sign me somewhere else. Because that's a different building
with a different staff,
different beliefs.
That's the Wu-Tang model.
They're not invested in my big bro,
and they might put the whole building behind me,
and I might have a runway to be more successful
than the person that signed me or found me.
I would want that.
Isn't that what happened with Ross and Meek?
I was going to say, it kind of played out that way with Meek.
Meek is not Meek if he was on
Def Jam. It may be true.
I mean, I don't know, but
it was definitely helpful.
Ten minutes ago, we were talking about all the mistakes they made
over 15 years. We do know what Meek would have
looked like if he was on Def Jam.
He would have had a run. He had some real undeniable
records that even any label couldn't fuck up.
You mean like 2 Chainz? Sure. Oh, touche. That's why it's hard not to fuck with Rick
Ross or like Rick Ross. I didn't know he felt like that. When you look at the way he handles
business and the way he is with his artists, he gives
people their own space.
He's godlike.
You know what I'm saying?
He is, though.
He's made in the image of Christ.
We all are.
Free.
Absolutely.
Happy birthday.
He does a good job of that.
A lot of people, they'll hear a record from the artist they signed, and they're like,
well, shit.
I could take that and make that my new.
Ross doesn't seem like he does that valid it's like live over there do you because the perception
may be that even right now that meek is bigger than ross right now i think that's a pretty fair
statement i don't think so me personally i don't think so but that could be the perception
and that's to me that that speak speaks more to ross's getting out of
the way of his artist don't look at me you are
don't look at me no gays being out let's do it mr boom bat let's do it you tell him how we feel
well me currently sells more records meek is bigger than ross right now it's okay
and i think ross would even want it that way. So I don't
think that's a slight. Meek is in year
nine or whatever
year he's in and Ross is the elder statesman.
But why do you feel that though?
Just for conversation.
Why do I think Meek is bigger? Yeah. Meek
sells more. Numbers, presence
back to that presence word. Performance.
Meek's presence today.
He's aligned with the
kids like he fucks with younger artists he gets on younger artist shit he stays relevant to what
the conversation is at the time he looks cool okay i didn't know you felt that way i'm just
listening i just like to listen to you to the thoughts he looks cool perspective he's such a fucking loser
no but by that criteria
would we
you don't feel like that
no
hotter
okay
Mika's hotter
what did we say
bigger
pause
if Mika and Ross put out an album January 2021 on the same date, who do you think is selling more?
What's the first single?
No first single.
Both just dropping out.
I think Ross.
No.
No.
I said I think Ross.
Well, you're thinking-
And I love Ross, but-
Okay.
I love Meek. I think Ross and I love Ross I love Meek I love Ross this is all point to Ross' ability
to just let his
artist like your fam
he's been brilliant at that
but a lot of dudes don't do that
Ross don't care man
I know what you mean
Ross don't care nothing about
what we saying man
he is so thorough and business acumen and just move in a certain way.
And I think a lot of that sauce is on Meek.
Yeah.
I think Meek just does it in a Meek way now.
But Ross is just as cool as the other side of the pillow, man.
He don't care.
True, sir.
He reminds me of Fat Joe in so many different ways.
It's the same cloth.
You can see certain things when artists or people speak and they talk,
that they have certain beliefs and certain things that are alike.
I'm sure some of that lineage got passed around fairly directly.
Absolutely.
Absolutely as well.
And I'm glad Norrie knew that he didn't want to see
Fat Joe in the verses.
Nori underplays himself though.
We talked about that.
I know,
but I don't think he was
fronting on his Fat Joe take.
I think that would be a good battle.
I think Nori looks to Fat Joe
like most people should
look to Fat Joe.
But I do think that would be good.
Fat Joe needs a verses though. He does. But he already said he would be a good idea. Fat Joe needs a versus, though.
He does.
He needs a versus.
But he already said he wouldn't do that because he'd get mad at niggas.
He said he what?
He said he would get mad.
Why?
Do you want me to ask him?
No.
I mean, he didn't say why he would get mad.
I'm not calling him.
No, I'm just figuring he might have said more.
He would get mad.
Why, though?
He said he has a temper.
And what else did he need
to say
don't be playing
your fucking hits
next time
so I have a temper
so when you play
your hit
I'm gonna hit you
my nigga
yeah
but what he said
I think
I'm not quoting
was like
what happens
I'm playing my joint
I think I'm vibing
and here goes
somebody else
wanna play a hit
right by him
nah
that's what
that's what
I kind of feel
turn your shit off
don't play your shit
I kind of feel it turn your shit off like't play your shit I kinda feel him turn your shit off
like to nerve you
yeah
fucking sit there
and enjoy Lean Back
shut the fuck up
I respect that
and I'm real close
to setting up
Joe Budden vs. Mano
I am
yeah
he's pissing me off
he pissed me off
how many records
niggas talking too greasy
on them R&B records
I mean them boom bap
well
is Mano boom
I'm boom bap
in that band
alright
Mano has some boom bap yeah I justnard boom bap I'm boom bap in that band Alright Maynard has some boom bap
Yeah I just don't like
How niggas speaking on my name
And part of that is y'all fault
How many records
Y'all come in here
And just fucking
Y'all just talk like
I was smiles and self-sacrifice
And now y'all got Maynard
Feeling a certain way
I had to give you the confidence
To beat Mims
I had to tell you
You could beat Mims
What are you talking about
You was like i
don't know i'm like joe get the fuck out you gotta and then and then when i got my and then when i
when i got my i don't want to say my confidence up but when i stopped being so humble and i said
mayno i can beat you in three or five songs you talk about not seven songs now Niggas ought to push the clock Yo nah Seven minutes Nine songs Joe
Nah game is 11 now
Win by two
Win by two
Win by two
Yeah so I am gonna set up
I'm setting up me and Mano
He pissing me off
Yeah I'll watch that
And y'all still gotta do y'all shit
Yeah
Y'all won't do nothing
What do you mean?
We're gonna do it
Except when
I mean it's the holiday I'm trying to enjoy the holiday do you mean? We're going to do it. Except when?
I mean,
it's the holiday. I'm trying to enjoy
the holiday with my family.
I wasn't trying to do
Mason Cam's IG Live
versus.
You've got a family.
With my mom and literally,
what are you doing?
It's Christmas.
Can you relax, please?
Yeah.
Word.
Trying to eat dinner.
We're going to do it though.
We got to do it for sure.
What else needs to occur?
Still no New Year's plans? Still no New Year's plans?
Still no New Year's plans from anybody?
I'll be in the great state of Florida.
Yeah?
Go see my dad.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Kick it for a little bit.
How long you staying?
Probably a couple days.
31st to the 4th, maybe.
Nice.
Well, yeah, we got gotta work on the 4th
I guess that would be nice
I mean if we don't
We could take off
Streets say we need to
Oh
Hey
Hey
YouTube this is Houdini, one love.
Go Google it if you don't know it.
Rest in peace, ecstasy.
Thank you, we love you.
Wait a minute!
Love, love, love, love, love
Y'all thought 40 invented the chord switch
The words love and light both have four letters
But they're two different things all together
Cause I've liked many ladies in my day
But just like the wind they've all blown away Seek to love someone, it's an atmosphere You're a good man.
I really hope we don't lose anybody else this year.
I hope this is the last person.
I hope John Ecstasy Fletcher of Houdini is the last death that we have to report on, honestly.
Hey! So I was like
I had to be maybe
7 or some shit
Whatever this guy
I don't know what year this came out
But I was like 7 or 8 or 6
Or something like that
87?
86?
It was 86
86 So yeah I feel like it was 87, 86. It was 86.
86.
So yeah, when I asked this question, I was seven.
But like, this is when all my uncles was drunk and shit.
And like, this is what they was bopping to when they was kind of cool.
Yeah.
And I was so confused because, and I don't know which song came out first, but I heard When Freaks Come Out At Night first.
I think that came out first.
I heard that first.
That was my first Houdini song I ever heard.
And when that song was out,
my drunk uncles on Popside was going crazy.
That was like their WAP.
Right?
That's funny.
And then One Love came out.
That was two years earlier.
Then they all were romantic.
And I remember being a baby and asking,
hey, isn't this the same guy from The Freaks Come Out at Night?
I was so confused about this.
Found a freak and fell in love.
Uh-huh, listen to this.
Take this, LL.
That is so hard, man.
Rest in peace, Ecstasy.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, rest in peace.
How did Ecstasy pass, man?
I'm so sick of reading that people have transitioned.
They haven't determined the cause of death yet.
Oh, I hate when that happens, too.
56 years old.
That's young, man.
That's very young.
Jesus, that is young.
Yeah.
Houdini's a great group for old school hip hop for younger kids to check out, because
a lot of that shit is lineage of shit that's happening today.
Larry Smith, one of the greatest producers ever. synthesizers 808s all that shit was being
used then and just style too the clothes clothes yeah and houdini's been sampled a lot a lot
a whole lot that's how the young kids know to appreciate somebody yo did all the people that
sampled this one that's how it does mean something. That shit means a lot.
That is a stat,
huh?
Definitely a stat.
I grew up in late 90s
listening to hip hop
and I thought old school hip hop
was the trashest shit
in the world,
but then I would go back
and listen to it
and realize how much of that
was being utilized
in the shit that I was listening to
and it made me appreciate it.
So yeah,
when people sample shit,
it brings new life to it.
Okay. I'm with him
yeah
so who are the top five
most sampled
hip hop hacks
I think
I think there's actually stats
I think Biz Markie is one
he's up there
he's up there
Rakim obviously
he's up there
I think every line
in Painful
has been used for something else at some point.
I'm sure.
Houdini also has been sampled a lot.
Friends probably has been sampled.
One of the highest songs ever.
I would imagine.
Yeah, I'm not sure beyond that.
Ultramagnetic MCs, as far as old school hip hop.
EPMD.
Oh, is this an actual list of that?
Oh, there we go.
This is an actual list of...
No, this is the top 20 greatest hip hop samples
of all time.
Oh, I'd like to read what they think that is too.
The 20 greatest hip hop samples of all time.
Start at one, Screen Man.
We don't got time.
Yeah, please, please, please.
I don't, yeah.
I don't want to start at 20.
All right.
Number one.
That's 13.
Scream Man, you don't come ask for the Savon raise anytime soon, please.
According to the Snitch site, Public Enemy has been sampled the most.
Run DMC would be second.
Big would be third.
Run DMC for sure.
Okay. According to this list. Big would be third. Run DMC for sure. Okay.
According to this list.
Of hip hop artists.
Of whosample.com
they say
number one
Wu-Tang Cream.
I mean.
Does anyone want to do
a deep dive?
That was sampled the most.
Jay-Z was next.
Eric B.
You can rock him.
Slick Rick.
Nas.
Yeah, makes sense. Let's talk about some R&B. I'm done with this boom bap shit. No, no, Slick Rick, Nas. Yeah, makes sense.
Let's talk about some R&B.
I'm done with this boom-bap shit.
No, no, let's get back to boom-bap for two seconds.
Royce has a room on the Chatterhouse talking about Eminem.
Hmm.
Yeah, Royce, get your shit off.
Marshall, stop.
I can't with the Lil Pump tough thing, dot, dot, dot.
I don't know what that means.
What did him say about Lil Pump?
No clue.
Screen man?
Savon?
Someone that asked for a raise?
Anyone?
That's funny, though.
That Royce just...
Well, let's check the Google speed on double raise man right here.
Lil Pump puts Eminem on blast saying he is lame and that no one listens to him.
I hate that term.
What does that have to do with him?
That's what Lil Pump said about Eminem.
Fam.
Why are we letting Lil Pump say shit?
First of all,
I'm not.
Lil Pump can't.
Why does Eminem respond to all of these people now?
I don't know if he did.
I'm not saying to Pump.
I'm just saying to the people that he has responded to.
Why is he responding? You're to Like why Why is he responding
Your big pump
Why is he responding
To big pump
Yo this is
He's part of the
He's part of the kids
Right
I don't know this nigga
I don't give a fuck
About this kid
But he's part of the kids
That just pop out
Every four or five months
Say or do something
Really really really stupid
And then people talk about him I have not heard one of this kids songs I don't
know what he does I just know Adam 22 keeps talking to him that's all you know
that's all you need to know us this who the fuck gives Lil Pump the right to talk about Eminem? Adam 22 Who the fuck get
Adam 22
Donald Trump
This is just starting to get egregious now
Yeah
Like come on
But but but
Come on come on come on come on
But let me ask you something though
Like you know something is wrong when I feel the need to jump to defend Eminem too
But what is wrong with people saying they don't listen to him anymore?
It's wrong with him saying anything
Why?
Because he should be mute.
Nah, I mean,
he can say that.
Oh, please.
That's his opinion.
He's 12.
No, he's not.
He said,
fuck Eminem
and call him a bitch.
Yeah, come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
I mean, come on.
Never worry.
Come on.
Whatever.
This is right on brand for Em.
Em has beefed with pop stars
his whole career.
More.
Has he not?
Lil Pump ain't no pop star. If you think Lil Pump is a... More, please stop pop stars his whole career more has he not Lil Pump
if you think Lil Pump
is a
I'm not saying
baby and Lil Pump
are in the same category
I'm not saying Pump is
I'm just saying like
are we about to argue
that's what he
that's what M does though
he talks to Trump once
and he's a pop star for you
no I'm just saying
that's what
that's what Eminem does though
he always gets into
little shit like this though
which is why I don't understand
why he even
but he responds to it
I don't think he even
this is a Lil Pump move he did it with J. Cole he did it with other people like if you just ignore him they go away it's mad
easy that's why i just said i don't know why m was on records naming names and going at people
like what are you doing i would never do that if i was him i don't give a fuck who doesn't listen to
me i'm a legacy act at this point i want to do away with the term clout chasing why because they it's real because no it's not what hear me out okay
it's called existing at this point i think it's called it should be called like clout running
and chase i'm running in place why explain clout chasing alludes to you being able to achieve something.
And I think that for the clout chasers, that goal is never over.
Like, you don't get a certain amount of clout, air quotes, and then say, okay, I'm good with this.
No, you keep chasing it.
You start naming bigger names.
You start going after bigger people. okay let's let's let's
play along little pump says fuck eminem he can suck my dick he a bitch he can't fight whatever
whatever's gonna make him angry it goes viral for 10 minutes you get hot for a day and then the next
day what happens now what was the point of yesterday? What did that do? When are you able to cash in on your clout?
You go to a casino, you get chips, you win, you cash them in.
When can I cash in on my clout?
I get it that there's data and research and analytics that are making people do and say things thinking that they can run numbers up and cash in on them.
that they can run numbers up and cash in on them.
But even that thinking is flawed when the numbers are on the DSPs
who are not really sharing numbers with you anyway.
They've been dead at that.
So, I mean, when I see this a week from 2021,
like this was the wave the last three years.
I don't think this is going to continue to be the wave because I think niggas is hip to it i think he's just late like i don't think no he's not late he's actually early he's
one of the like he's been well he might be early and late what i'm saying is i don't think he's
one of the i don't think he has so much ability to rely on no i think this kid is an idiot i don't
i don't think the word chase is where it should be changed. The word clout, by definition, influence or power, especially in politics or business.
We can leave that second part out.
Influence or power.
Doing fuck shit on the internet that people comment on and follow you because of it is not influence or power.
So the word clout is being misused.
But can it be on line?
It could be.
I mean, what was the first part of it?
Influence or power.
You have a little bit more influence if you have more
followers. I'm going to look up the word influence.
The appearance of influence and
power doesn't mean there's influence.
Okay, influence.
The capacity to have an effect on the character,
development, or behavior
of someone or something.
Or the effect itself.
I don't think doing fuck shit on the internet is influence.
I agree.
Well, it's influencing other kids to do fuck shit.
That's what this is all about.
Okay, maybe I stand corrected.
We watched Lil Pump chase clout all the way on stage with Donald Trump.
Okay, important influence.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
He put a video out,
said Trump's name. Next thing we know, Trump
is shouting him out at his rally.
Brought him on stage.
Call him what you want. The kids that would be influenced
by Pumped are not old enough to vote.
That's not true.
What are you talking about?
This kid, he's a big star on YouTube.
This nigga's a fucking idiot. He may be.
I don't know him.
I'm just saying. A lot of people Look at this fucking da-dum-da-dum.
I'm just saying a lot of people watch this kid is what I'm saying.
Yeah, but I think that's part of the problem because the more you justify it with this kid is a big star wherever they're a big star at, that rationalizes the clout chasing and the stupid shit.
Because it's like if we could just say that, if all that matters in the end is I'm big somewhere
then
fuck it
I'm with it
clout chasing
is just wanting to be mentioned
by somebody bigger than yourself
or be acknowledged
by someone bigger than yourself
and getting views
you don't monetize
is not
are his eyebrows done?
that's what you want to know?
I don't know
I don't know his skin care routine
I think man's got some nice brows and listen influence i might go get mine done
a lot of people watch this kid i don't know let's play it let's play a game let's do it
tell me what hip-hop looks like the next three years i would say five but i don't want y'all to
use that much foresight. What does hip hop?
The next two to three.
Give it to me.
We did this in 2018, 2017, somewhere around there.
And here I am putting y'all on that spot.
What does it look like?
That might be hard to do coming off a difficult 2020.
Yeah.
We don't know what anything's going to look like.
But I don't care.
I still want to hear it.
He has pissed me off now.
Give me your imagination.
Is this still happening in 2023?
More than ever.
I don't know.
That goes back to the data versus the hard model.
We'll see.
As soon as Instagram says they're going to start paying you for likes and comments,
what do you think is going to happen?
I'm telling you what they're not going to do is start paying you for likes and comments.
You don't know that. You don't know that.
You don't know that.
You do not know that.
You cannot say that confidently.
Okay. So just think about it.
Just think about it.
Repeat what you're saying,
Taki.
If Instagram or any of these
social media sites
start saying,
we're going to pay you
for all of your retweets,
your comments,
and your likes,
then this is just the beginning of cloud chasing this one i'm with
parks they're not doing that okay not the likes they'll find a different way for you to get the
money like they're talking about you getting paid from your insta live now i'm sure they have some
i'm sure they'll continue to have certain uh tastemakers and influencers that get paid per
post but you don't get to get paid per like.
Even if it's a penny, even if it's two cents per like.
It won't be.
I'm just saying.
So in 2023.
It'll be YouTube money, if anything, which is not real money.
Maul says clout chasing will be more alive than ever before.
You say what?
I feel like there is at some point in the next four years,
which may go beyond the three
year scope, there will be an intervention
from government or
business regulating
the companies that rely on data
to make their money. So I think
that cloud chasing as a result
will diminish.
Say that again?
I think
that the government
and just the nature of business
will eventually start to dampen down
on companies that rely solely on data.
Which they have.
We're seeing seeds of it.
I think that that will continue to happen
and probably accelerate in the next couple years.
Agreed.
And as a result,
I think clout chasing will decline
because there won't be as much data value in data in the way that it is today well i don't know because i
think a lot of people that do the clout chasing shit are not getting any value but attention
like like i said of of yeah all right you're you're getting all these views that you're not
monetizing you're doing it for attention for ego for to say look getting all these views that you're not monetizing. You're doing it for attention, for ego, to say,
look at all these people talking about me.
The quote-unquote clout chasers aren't necessarily making money,
so they'll still continue.
Someone's going to make money.
I get it, but if there's less incentive to do it
because the data companies are being hampered by the government
or just the fact that Apple is now blocking data companies from mining data from your
phone.
I think there will be less incentive to do it because there will be less that
type of shit in general on the internet.
I think the internet will be used in a very different way in the next three to
five years.
I think you're giving the idiot cloud chasers too much credit.
All right.
We got more. We got more to right, we got more to predict.
We got more to predict.
I don't want to get married here.
2023,
2024,
there's more artists
or less artists?
More.
What do you mean?
Successful ones,
relevant ones,
or just injustice?
Volume.
More.
I think more,
for sure.
It's easier to create music
because that's not going to stop.
I don't think playlisting is going anywhere.
So you don't have to continue to make albums to be successful.
You can do singles.
And each playlist has a different artist.
I told y'all four years ago it's easier to get on.
You tell us every podcast.
It is.
And it's getting easier.
I say less.
I think I'm rolling with less.
And that's just if I'm looking out my window right now.
All the artists that I love, I'm begging them for an album.
It's been years.
It's been years.
I think we'll see a lot less megastars, maybe, putting out music,
continuing to put out.
There'll be people still rising to it.
This current crop of megastars that we have,
we'll probably see less and less from.
But there'll be new people to
replace them. That's just the way the music industry is.
I don't think much is going to change the way it
hasn't changed in the sense that
How many stars we got now?
Lyrical artists,
artists with integrity, artists
that have substance, artists that make
real music will always continue to be on
top and there will always be fuck shit.
So yes, it will change,
but has it really changed much on a top surface level?
No.
Real music always is number one, no matter what.
You can clown lyrics all you want.
Lyrical rappers have been number one since the 80s
and that's never going to change.
And they're dropping albums every four years.
That's not true.
You think Drake is a lyrical rapper? Yep. Doesn't drop. Okay. You think Drake is a lyrical rapper?
Yep.
Doesn't drop every four years?
You think Cole is a lyrical rapper?
Yes, he does.
Cole does not drop every four years.
Three years.
Two, maybe.
I think less.
Okay.
I think less.
But even if they drop albums, they're still, they're very active, though, in the years
that they don't drop albums.
I don't care about that.
I care about the circulation of money that keeps the music industry afloat. That's what I care about. I don't care about how active people are out i don't care about that i care about the circulation of money that keeps the music industry afloat that's what i care about i don't care about
how active people are i don't care about that right now right now i care about who's who's
making the money and where is it going 2023 2024 there's more money for the corpse or the artists
uh i mean the trend has always been more towards the corporations in American history. So I would probably guess corporations.
Yeah.
So what changes in the next two to three years for the artists or for music?
Because in listening to y'all, it sounds like y'all anticipate everything kind of remaining the same.
I think we're going to see a lot of companies pop up that are going to start supporting the creators more.
that are going to start supporting the creators more.
I think somebody's going to be smart enough to say,
all right, listen, if we jump out here and start giving creators more for their creations,
it's only common sense that we will become a big company.
People will come to us.
Maybe.
Just pay the creators what they're worth.
Maybe.
Somebody's going to do it.
That's a lot of faith.
I believe somebody's going to do it.
I think that more artists will figure out
how to make more money putting out music independently
because I'm seeing it currently with the boom bap people that you yell at me for loving
and supporting.
They're making a lot of money doing shit themselves out the trunk of the car literally or figuratively.
I think you will see more of that.
And it's hard.
A lot of boom bap artists is making more money doing whatever you just said.
What do you mean?
All the ones we play on here. There's a huge community of boom bap artists
that are making a lot of money
pressing up vinyls themselves.
That are making a living for themselves.
Making a very good living for themselves.
Very good living for themselves.
Well, because that's just the trick.
I mean, we said it earlier,
and maybe we'll have to flush this out on our own time.
The solution probably is vinyl coming back,
CDs coming back, direct-to-consumer,
all of us, everybody,
so we can stop giving them things
that they can take all the data from.
How do we do that?
I think just becoming aware of it.
We can't bring back
Virgin Megastore, can we?
No.
But it's not hard to...
They killed mom and pops,
so we can't do that either.
That used to be our way.
But I don't think you have to...
They stole all the mailboxes during the election.
You can't mail shit.
That's true.
I don't think that you have to go to traditional being in-store retail
to be a valid retail establishment.
In fact, most of the people that I know that are up during this pandemic,
like we mentioned earlier in this podcast,
are friends that work in online retailers.
One of my best friends works in t-shirts and
garments. One of my other best friends works in
music instruments.
And they are up, up, up, up, up,
up. And that kind of reflects in
what's happening with people
pressing up their own vinyls and merch and shit and selling
it online and shipping it out themselves.
Online retail and retail in general
is very much alive in the
cyberspace via the internet.
All your buddies doing great. All Corey's
little stock buddies are doing excellent.
Who else is doing good out
there, man? Stocks.
But it's all related.
You can make money
if you figure out how to
make retail work for you
online. That is true.
I'm all about to get his money from the susu, right?
Your date is coming.
Your week is coming, right?
One day I'm going to come on here and really blast this nigga, Joe.
Y'all going to be so mad.
I'm asking a valid.
I'll be sitting here keeping it real cool.
I'm asking him.
I've been watching you for years pump money into the susu.
I've been watching you for years.
Waiting for your date.
Yeah, I know. His time is coming. March is coming, right? Yeah. You're going to get all the susu. I've been watching you for years. Waiting for your date. Yeah, I know.
It's time it's coming.
March is coming, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You're going to get all the money then.
I know, yeah.
20 racks.
20 racks.
Yo, why you should know me
for saying you got a susu?
I'm just saying.
You're so offended by that.
No, I'm just saying
that's just one of.
Like, you just keep going.
Like, all right,
keep going.
But the stuff that I say,
it doesn't work.
Like, the people that
want to have sex with you, they don't believe none of that.
What did I say?
Maybe.
I don't know.
No.
I don't think it's about it.
They still having sex with you.
No, they're not.
So I'm saying that's why I said maybe.
Did you have to get multiple gifts from women?
No.
Really?
Mm-mm.
Any gifts?
No.
If I want to, I will, but I haven't.
I had a long list of people looking for the the baccarat bundle yeah the baccarat special
but spell it what is that it's perfume okay everybody wants to smell the same listen last
year was that last year did someone rap about it is that why it's a thing agi honey no it's just
expensive it's just expensive and anything they've never even smelled no they just because it's just expensive. It's just expensive. They've never even smelt it.
No.
Because it's expensive.
No.
Take your Michael Kors watch and shut up.
That's my thing.
Don't ask me for Baccarat.
If you can't spell Baccarat, never own Baccarat, don't have Baccarat.
And don't know what it smell like.
And what are you trying to smell good for?
You ain't going nowhere.
The big Baccarat is like $900.
And it's probably a better value deal to get the big one because the small one is 500 this ain't an ad but it should be
baccarat pay the fuck up last year when i went to the uh to the mason francis counter
it was empty not a soul knew about nothing i was over there just smelling stuff. This year, there are like five clerks back there.
Yeah.
Everybody running back there.
Hey, the people that I just randomly thought of, right?
Like, so you know during your Christmas shopping,
you might randomly think of somebody you didn't plan on getting a gift for.
Like the people I randomly thought of in here.
Yo, you want some?
Yeah, Baccarat.
That's what influence is, yo.
Once one, you know, one of the IG honeys posted.
That's what blew him up?
You know, when I knew something was wrong, I was in Miami.
I went to hug a girl, and she said, oh, Baccarat.
I said, you know what?
I had it first.
Before all you knew what it was, I was wearing it.
What else did I get?
I got the Sephora special just for people.
Aw. Look at you. Shampoos, conditioners, little face makeup stuff. What else did I get? I got the Sephora special just for people. Okay.
Look at you.
Shampoos,
conditioners,
little face makeup stuff.
That type of stuff.
I like it.
Yeah,
and some of that
is for Rory too,
but.
I might get a few spa days
for some people.
That's nice.
Just gift card spa.
Facial,
manicure,
pedicure.
For the pod?
Yeah,
why not?
I can feel like
for your corrosion.
Look at their fingernails
like,
you know what?
I can use it. I can use it.
I can use it.
No, I knew that.
Wear a lot of stress
on my shoulders.
With the holiday,
with the Christmas,
Christmas Eve coming,
I knew when I missed
the window for the manicure
this week.
Oh yeah, Kia got me
right last night.
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out to Kia.
Now I got to go have
my client meetings like this.
Hopefully they don't
see my hands.
You know what I'm saying?
If they're real good clients,
they'll let you know
where you can go.
They'll let you know
where you can go.
Houston is open.
Or come with you.
Or come with you now.
That's a good meeting.
That's how you seal the deal.
That's a really,
really great place.
It's a good negotiation tactic.
I hope I close the deal
this weekend.
I hope so too man
you know
I'm praying for you
I think Amazon is out there
I mean but remember
if you don't close the deal
on the first client
you have other clients
gotta go see Jeff real quick
yeah yeah yeah
see what he talking about
he definitely knows
where he is now
young Jeff
yeah yeah yeah
see what he talking about
take Jeff over the turkey leg
that's like Michael Jackson
yeah exactly same thing he talks with the B Jeff over the turkey leg. That's like Michael Jackson.
Yeah, exactly.
Same thing.
I don't see the difference.
He talks with the Baccarat, too.
You can bring that for him.
See, I've been to Miami, and Houston's open.
I may go to Houston.
I don't know.
I got to see how I feel.
Atlanta's still a different story for me.
Why?
No, buddy.
No, don't try to get me to be a Copper Cove All-Star.
I won't do it.
Why not?
No.
It's cold rugs, man. Take care. No way. it. Why not? No. Call Ruggs, man.
Take care of you.
No way.
No, that's the problem. Everybody hung out with Ruggs.
Nobody came back with a positive COVID test this summer.
Ruggs got the cure.
Ruggs got the cure, man.
I'm telling you.
Listen, the problem is, it's too many people in Atlanta saying, come down, I'll take care
of you.
Yeah.
So many clients.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So many clients.
Why are all the clients
in Atlanta
business is booming
yeah
business is booming
we gotta pay the bills
yeah
Joe's a big retailer
mm-hmm
yeah
y'all got any meetings
with clients this weekend
no
no
no
taking the weekend off
yeah
take the weekend off
chill with the fam
yeah
yo y'all fiance's
is so like
close to you guys that you guys can't even
lie on work anymore right it's hard to lie on work in the pandemic wow chill like really
shit i've been getting off i can't you know i can't even imagine a relationship where you can't
use your job to lie to your significant other.
Nah, man.
Like when she just know you for, nah, man.
Yeah, you can't lie.
Studio's closed.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Except for this one we found.
Except for this one we found.
It's a bit of a drive.
In Houston.
About 12 hours out.
Yeah.
They got a good cleaning system in there.
Yeah, man.
Gotta be careful.
Gotta pick the cleanest of clean studios now.
Yeah.
What else do we have to get to? Da, fa, la, la, Yeah, man. Gotta be careful. Gotta pick the cleanest of clean studios now. Yeah. What else do we have to get to?
Fa la la la la.
Let's see here.
Ba ba ba ba.
Scammers lose. Chetty
Hanks. Trey
Studio Time. Spotify still
robbing people with robots.
With robots.
Ecstasy passes. We are blah blah blah yep that's the whole
story what i got it's christmas it's what i got for you it is you got some rips gifts to wrap still
respect us please just listen i i play six sleepers I'll get us to two and a half hours.
Oh, no, your man.
They ended all that dancing.
They ended all that dancing on logos on the field.
It's over for that balling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who you talking about?
Juju.
You got to catch some balls first.
He was dancing without receptions?
Yes.
Sit your ass down. You ain't even doing nothing.
Celebrating for no catch?
It was like his
pregame ritual to
dance on the logo.
But for TikTok,
right?
Yeah, I think for
TikTok.
Which, let me say,
would be a really
cool, dope idea if
it wasn't a contact
sport you were
playing and
angering your
opponent.
And if you caught
more than five
passes a game and
maybe got 100 yards
every now and again.
Yeah, you got to earn the right to taunt.
Yeah, yeah.
But to him, he probably wasn't taunting.
He should not be dancing.
Is that him that just got hit?
Man, you better sit your ass down, man.
Excuse me.
I'll take that.
They dance on air.
Yeah, they hit him hard, and the ball popped in the air.
I thought that was his helmet. Then the team ran the other way.
And then he put out a statement that said,
for the betterment of my teammates, myself, my health, my coaches, my family,
I got kids to care about.
I'm going to stop dancing.
I'm going to stop dancing on logos.
I got kids to think about.
I'm not sure what I was thinking.
Yeah.
Fail. Yeah. Fail.
Yeah.
T.O. could get that off.
And he got popped.
He didn't get it off.
Yeah, that's true.
T.O. is wild, man.
T.O. is putting up numbers, though.
T.O. is one of the best receivers ever.
Running to midfield to put the football on the Dallas Cowboys logo.
They really treated him.
That was gangster.
That was fucking crazy.
They treated T.O. bad, man.
Cowboys logo.
They really treated I was gangster.
It was fucking crazy.
They treated T.O. bad, man.
If you've ever seen
He's one of the best
players I've ever seen.
T.O.
with his shirt off
just chilling.
He can still dance
on the logo.
He's huge.
Yeah.
He's huge.
Well, T.O. played for him.
He's your type?
I'm going to cue up
the gay jokes for Roy.
Right on cue.
Come on, Roy. Support your life. A whole parade of gay jokes for Rory right on cue come on Rory I support your
parade of gay jokes
come on bring them out
you stack the deck
you hump them
you like them
he's your type
listen to that question
come on man
I'm saying
it's been seven months
with Rory
it used to be me
I support
it did used to be me
and thank god
I stopped
because we're one year
away from 2022.
The nerve of her following me in the chat house.
Hasn't been wrong yet.
I'm not coming out in 2022.
Well, again, I support you either way.
Whatever lifestyle you choose, you're my friend and I support it.
T.O.
No, you don't.
T.O., you would think I want you.
You're not my guy.
Trust me.
You're not my type. me You're not my type No I'm telling you
T.O.
T.O. played in all of the
All of the
YMCA basketball games
That Maul would bring me to
Not YMCA basketball games
But you know the
Summer league games
With retired athletes
And T.O. was always there
And he always managed to dunk a bunch
I'm sure
Yeah Just to let
you know he's a freaking nature athlete he's in great great shape looks great and retired yeah
and older yeah what do y'all think um Randy Moss saying that Jerry Rice is like fourth or fifth on
his receiver list come on man what Randy Moss is allowed to say that I like it Randy Moss is allowed
to say it I mean I don't agree with it, but I like it.
He's wrong, but he can say it. Jerry Rice is
crazy. It don't matter. If you're
Randy Moss, and you
also are one of the best ever. No doubt.
I'm putting the guy that they
say is the best ever at least seven slots down.
Guys, T.O. is in the
Hall of Fame. Oh, he did make the Hall of Fame.
Hey!
I had him on the back burner for a long time.
Yeah, I'm putting whoever y'all identify as the best at like 11 on the list.
Sorry.
Why?
I don't hate it.
Why not?
Just to buck the system?
Yeah, gotcha.
But you're wrong.
That's very boom bap of you.
That is wrong.
Like, nobody has...
Jerry Rice is the greatest receiver ever.
There's nothing to talk about.
Some things just are.
I think you can talk about it.
Some things just are, though.
Like, you can talk until your face turn blue,
but some things just will not change.
He's the greatest receiver.
He's up there.
He would have to be...
He played the Legion of Boom?
I don't know who he played.
I don't care who he played.
I know he's the greatest receiver.
He ain't played them, right?
Right. Fuck out of here. He ain't played, I'm right. Right.
Fuck out of here.
He ain't want to see Richard Sherman and them boys.
I know.
You hear me?
I think he would have been out.
Yeah.
It's time to go.
It's over.
It's fine.
Listen, man, we tried.
It's cool.
Listen, we did what we could.
It's Christmas Eve.
We don't want to be here.
And we're out of here.
I'm sorry.
There was some entertainment in here.
You just got to find it.
Hopefully. Hopefully.
Yeah. Is there anything else happening, breaking right now? Is there anything
we... I'm rushing to pull this phone out.
We're gonna get back to you about
that raise. We're gonna get back to you.
Savon, did you buy a special lady a gift this year?
Yo, you want him to get a bigger
raise. What the fuck? Would you shut
the fuck up, Rory?
God damn it.
Nothing's breaking. I know What the fuck? Would you shut the fuck up, Rory? God damn it.
Nothing's breaking.
I know more is checking right now.
Just stay right there.
Be patient.
There's nothing going on.
Glad he figured that one out.
West Side Deluxe.
Speaking of West Side, he's putting Fly Got on iTunes tomorrow Well today
I like that album a lot
Great album
He said he was putting it back out
And he did
Alright
Well check that album out
If you haven't already
One of them boom bap niggas should rap over this.
Like, Rizelda should redo this.
This song is one of the most sample songs.
Yeah, I'm about to see a bunch of people rap on this thing.
They should redo this.
I don't want to hear a bunch of people.
I want to hear them.
Hey, you're school.
Time to stop.
Oh, no.
That was the hardest little...
Hold on, I'm bringing it back.
What a great way to have made the beat say uh-uh-uh before you start rapping.
Like, what a way to make the beat say, oh shit, it's coming.
You and O.C. are similar.
All over the Christmas gift.
You lack the minerals and vitamins.
I have been tonight.
You lack minerals and vitamins. Look who been tonight. You lack minerals and vitamins.
Think who I've been.
Fuck the carpet.
Fuck the carpet. rappers are in danger, who will use wits to be a remainder, when the missile is aimed to blow you
out of the frame, some will keep their limbs and some will be maimed, the same suckers with the
gab about, killer instincts will turn bitching, knowing damn well they lack, in this division
the con is soar, cracking your head with a 4x4, realize sucker, I be the coming like Noah,
always simmer you down, perpetrating for sartan, what you consider a image, to me this is just a
scrimmage, I feel I'm stoned
Knock a Zabopo and my cat cock
The more emotion I put into it, the harder I rock
Those who pose lyrical but really ain't true, I feel
Lose your body
Lose your body You're not cool to me
You're not tough to me
You're not the measuring stick of what street is
I'm in the tongues about what you did
But you never done it, admit it, you bid it
Cause the next man came plottin' and behind it
I find it ironic, so I researched and analyzed
Most write about stuff they fantasize
I'm fed up with the bull, on this focus of weed and clips
And glocks gettin' popped, and wax now bein' flipped
It's the same old, same old, just strainin' from the anal
The contact is not complex, the vex, so why you pushin' it?
Why you lyin' for, I know where you live, I know your folks
You was a sucker as a kid, your persona's drama
That you acquired in high school and acting class
Your whole aura is plexiglass
What's up with you?
This nigga's going crazy
That's a lie, you was in church with your mom
See, I know, yo, slow your roll, give it good to go
Guys be like it in this thing called rapping just for dough
Of course we gotta pay rent, so money connects
But I'd rather be broke than have a whole lot of respect
Yo, this would be so hard if somebody just lowered the drums all the way down on this and just rapped over just the music.
Now I feel like they might need drums.
I don't know.
Maybe.
But I'd even listen to that.
Besides all the riffing, the traps are not sticking. Rappers start flipping for those who pose lyrical, but really ain't you. But I'd even listen to them.
Dead Times Limited.
Brand new old music that's OC times up.
Oh, what up?
What's up, bro?
Fuck wild, what up? Rest's up, bro? Fuck wild, what up?
Rest in peace, Rock Raider.
One of the greatest.
This song should be on some top 25 ever rap songs. That's one of my favorite rap songs of all time.
Man, now I want to hear the original.
That song is the original.
All right, I'll continue playing some classic shit.
This is Warren G, Nate Dogg, I Need a Light.
Here we go.
Nice to be Nate Dogg.
I need a light, light
So I can smoke away this pain
I need a drink, drink
So I can drink away this rain
Maybe a wife, wife
Somebody to share my name
I need a song
A brand new song to sing
Long Beach back in the day was all hustlin'
Young niggas in the neighborhood strugglin'
Prayin' to God we amount to somethin'
While livin' on the street where they constantly bustin'
Big Warren told us that they can't hold us
Niggas ain't shit till they pass away
So I watched my step up when Olamay left
I was a motherfucking basket case, for real
God bless me, cause I be on the east where they wanna arrest me
I break red so they wanna suspect me
But look me in my eye and say they wanna protect me
Yeah, ruthless, my style as a juvenile
Ran with the gang, got me a profile
As a child in the beach, I was wild, ready to die
And that's why I need a light, light
So I can smoke away this pain
I need a drink, drink
So I can drink away this rain
Orange, you and they dog, I need a light
It's a good Christmas record
It is
I'm in the spirit now
Another good Christmas record for y'all right here
Christmas and Hollies?
Yeah, this is Houdini, I'm a hoe
I'm ready I like it
Yo donkey, yo what's up man
Yo what's happening tonight man
I'm gonna check out a few skeezers over there, you know what I'm saying
Yo man, I seen a lot of skeezers in this place tonight man
I know, I'm ready to do a wild bang, you know what I'm saying
Skeezers are such a great word
You gotta bring skeezers, man
I miss a good skeezer
Some say it's a shame
You would give me your body before your name But I'm a jigger high And I'm a good skeezer. We're known for playing tag team sex When I get you in the house, you know what I do
But let me tell you a story, that's definitely true
When I came to the party, I was by myself
Nine times out of ten, I leave with someone else
It's something about the way I rock the microphone
The ladies in the place wanna take me home
Stretch me out all along the couch
And show me what good lovin' is all about So when I get em, then I let em
I throw my jammy on the top and then I wet em
Cause I'm a ho, you know I'm a ho I rock, feed, and breathe at the every show
Cause I'm a ho, you know I'm a ho How do you know?
Because I told you so Now the lover of me
I just made me
But I'll never touch another man's property
So if you got a little mama
You wanna keep her neat
Then keep your little freak off my street
Because if she comes knocking at my door
It's my duty to give her what she came there for
What can I say?
That's the life I live
Now how's your wife and my kid?
Cause I'm a ho, you know I'm a ho
I rock three different freaks at the every show
Cause I'm a ho, you know I'm a ho
How do you know? Because I told you so
Now if I knock on your door, you should open it up
You wanna know who it is in the neighborhood
So let's watch this rockin' freak
All through the week
Now when I say free
I mean the ones with the sneak
I mean the ones with the nerve
the ones with the guts to call me a ho
when they're giving it up
so I think it's about time you all learned a lesson
Sput Bustin' is our new profession
cause I'm a ho
you know I'm a ho
I rock three different freaks at the every show
cause I'm a ho you know I'm a ho Rest in peace, Ecstasy.
That's Houdini.
I'm a hoe.
Quickly, Parks, before you get into your sleeper,
do have some breaking news.
Allen Iverson denies a claim made by a former teammate
that he occasionally spent $40,000 at a strip club when he was a 76er.
And I'm quoting, first of all, it was like $9,000 at most.
And there was never any strippers at the TGI Fridays on City Line, says Iverson, unless I brought them.
Sometimes I brought a bunch.
And I suppose in those cases, yes, the bill could get up to $40,000 because they didn't have endless appetizers back then.
Legend. Legend.
Legend.
Iverson actually didn't say that,
but that's just a funny story.
It's even better
if he didn't say it.
It was on Twitter, Mo.
It's real.
It's real.
I'm going to play
some Cool G Rap, Fast Life.
I love this song.
I think Soulmate
played it before,
but Soulmate
never seen it.
Somebody's seen this before.
Cooperation.
Distribution.
New York.
Chicago.
LA.
We gotta set our own mark and enforce it.
Champagne wishes to carry our dreams.
A team that's getting creamed.
With shells and fist scales from triple beams I cling
Living a life for rally, packing 50 Calis Rocking lizard bally's while we do a drug deal in a dark alley
Up in casinos, just me and my Dino Primo Pushing bimos, then Paulie and Reno with two fra latinos
Nas, he runs the whole staff We count math and steam baths
We've seen half a milli, that's an out there on the queen's half
Three major players getting papers by the layers And those that betray us on the block, they rock like the Amadeus
Fakers could use the shoot for targets, soon as the darkness
Front on the drug market, bodies get rolled up in the carpet
Those that cheaters try to beat us, we got hookers with heaters
That are straight poppin', but more shows in your top than Adidas
The leaders lookin' straight to me and I'm Giorgio Armani's
You wanna harm me and all, so you gots to come get through a whole army
The Cee-la-rollers, Monte-Follas, sippin' bolla, holin' that payola
Slingin' a coke without the cola
Me and Black don't fake jobs, but we might sling one
It ain't no shame in our game, we do our thing, son
Livin' a fast life with fast cars
Everywhere we go, people know who we are
A team from out of Queens with the American dream
So we're plottin' up a ski to get the seven-figure cream
Livin' a fast life with fast cars
Everywhere we go, people know who we are A team from out of Queens with the American dream up a scheme to get the seventh-digit green. Livin' a fast life with fast cars.
Everywhere we go, people know who we are.
A team from Ida Queens with the American dream.
So we're plottin' up a scheme to get the seventh-digit green.
Yo, I got guns from Italy, smoke trees considerably.
Mid-state and green, it seems, is where all my niggas be.
The ghetto misery, shootouts and liquor stores.
A perpendicular angle of the plot war.
Police searchin' up my Lexo, but who's petrol?
My tech blow straight off the roof to test your respect though
But don't don't respect me, it got me handcuffed to rough life
I just be up nights, breathing with scuffed nights
Pour my beers for my peoples under the stairs These years I got they names in my swears
Robert Cristal, like it's my first child Liquor shots, holiday style
Rock and steel sweaters while I be down 24 carats, counting cabbage like the Arabs
The marriage of me and the mic is just like magic
Elegant performance, bubble X, full insurance
Guzzling Guinness, shooting, catching cases, concurrent
It's Nas, 700 Ys, King Solomon size
We on the rise, me and G get our wives, guys
The Luciano, Frankie A, or Bugsy Siegel
Green papers with eagles from a trade that's illegal You got to make it happen What happens when it's R&B and boom bap?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We come together as a pod.
That would be the description of this podcast.
Cool G Rap Fast Life?
Yeah, basically.
Yes, sir.
Happy Kwanzaa.
This comes out on Kwanzaa.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
I'm ready to pod now.
Too bad it's at the end.
Oh, I'm ready to go, man.
What y'all want to chop it up about?
Go.
Mic check, mic check, mic check.
One, two, one, two.
How's everybody feeling out there?
Look, look, look, look.
Look, look. What? Yeah, I restored that feeling in you.
Fuck that.
Look, Rory want me to give him a little dose of the venom.
No.
Uh-huh.
Hey.
Don't nobody got work over this?
Nobody got nothing, no.
Y'all just came in, critique the culture, that's it.
No bars? Nah, no bars. Uhall just came in, critique the culture, that's it. No bars.
Nah,
no bars.
A little ad-lib even.
Good job.
A little,
come on,
not even an ad-lib,
come on,
boom baffers. Uh,
uh,
uh,
QQQ.
We're more than parts
boom baff,
the room clap.
Hold up.
Oh,
shit.
I can't believe y'all
not gonna give him
nothing over these horns. Nah, let the horns rock. Yo, man, I hope y'all enjoyed, shit. I can't believe y'all ain't gonna give him nothing over these horns.
Nah, let the horns rock. Yo, man, I hope y'all
enjoyed the podcast. I didn't.
This was really bad.
But it's Christmas Eve. Fuck it. We outta here.
I mean, it's the day after Christmas.
Yo, enjoy yourself out there. Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time
I bid you adieu.
Farewellwell Adios
Cerebro
Dirty
Best rapper a lot
Hold on
The horns just make you
Start saying
Start saying
Who want what
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Remember life is a series
Of moments
And moments pass
So let's make this one last
As if it's all that we have.
Same time, same place.
Next week.
Stay safe this weekend, man.
Be good.
Stay dangerous, though.
Stay safe.
Stay dangerous.
True.
And with that said,
I'm gonna fuck out of here.
Enjoy your baccarat.
Oh.
Oh. ΒΆΒΆ It's getting played tomorrow
During Christmas
It's getting played tomorrow
During Christmas
Swag
Got to
It's getting played
When I go home
Alright we out, man.
I hope you all enjoyed your gifts.
And enjoy giving.
And enjoy giving.
Next week, you know the vibes.
We gone.
No, we're here.
Oh, that's a hard bar.
All right.
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Yeah, what is it?
I'm out.
Don't worry about it.
That's why you're fired.
That's why you're fired.
Merry Christmas.
Don't worry about it.
Happy holidays.
Too much pretzels.
Parks is going to mute my mic from when I start.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
It's cool.
It's fine.
Have a good rest of your day.
Niggas are disrespectful to potty.