The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 406 | "A Gaping Hole"
Episode Date: January 13, 2021A loaded episode this week as Rory makes his return in-person to the pod and Joe shares his concerns about Rory's arrival (15:35). Also, over the weekend Joe analyzed the U.S. Capitol breach and had a... message for the participants (21:38), Mal gets a tarot card reading on the podcast which exposes his love-life (43:00), and a Drake dropbox file with unreleased music is leaked which the guys react to (1:10:20). In addition, the guys discuss how dangerous a new law that was passed which allows lyrics to be used against artist in court (1:57:50) and a new Covid-19 bill that demands the government provides information on any potential UFO's (2:16:40) and more on this loaded episode! Sleeper Picks Joe | Mac Ayres - “Easy” Rory | Emotional Oranges - “Bonafide” (Ft. Chiiild) Mal | Sy Ari Da Kid - “The Last Goat” Parks | Navy Blue - “Breathe” (Ft. Yasiin Bey)
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Please, please press record.
No, when you're a creator, you just create music in your head.
It's true. That part is true.
But he ain't writing. He ain't got no bars.
He's got melodies.
He's a melodic rapper now.
A melodic potter.
Boing, boing, boing.
We're back at full strength here Y'all know I got tunes in my head
Just on there
What's up?
Who need a tune?
That's how you give out tunes
Just a little tune
Just the sound of his voice is a hit
Who need a little tune?
Savon, you need a tune?
You can save on a song
Savon, that outfit is tune? Okay. You can save on a song.
Savon, that outfit is trash.
But put it to melody.
Yeah, take those lyrics and put them to melody.
Take that.
Why do you look trash like that?
You look like I used to look.
Well, he's got to pay rent in the city now.
Yeah. He can't buy any clothes.
Did he move an hour ago?
Yeah.
Like, is your closet still in the boxes and bags and shit?
Damn, well, when you going to get unpacked?
You look horrible.
Damn, why you killing my brother?
He don't look that bad.
No, that's a bad fit.
I just looked.
That's a nasty fit you got.
That looked like you moving.
Yeah, but he had the nerve to have the Yeezys untied.
Like, ooh, let me swag out the Yeezys.
Nah, he letting them know the Yeezys.
The casual Yeezys.
Yeah, the casual ones.
Nah, you were an errant in the Yeezys.
That ain't nothing.
You look horrible.
He went errant in the Yeezys.
So he just rolls out of bed and comes right here.
No, but you know.
Oh, that's what it is.
That's definitely what it is.
You roll out of bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see it.
I'm working.
I see it.
Never not working, right? I see it. Your skin working. I see it. Never not working, right?
I see it.
Your skin is glowing, though, so it's like an illusion.
Like, you don't look like you're doing bad.
You just look like you're doing bad.
Like, you're trying to throw people off.
Yeah, you don't look like you're not washing your ass.
Yeah.
You're just like, you're moving.
You're still unpacking.
Washing his face, but not his ass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're still washing his face.
But you know why I'm
Giving him such a hard time
Like when I came outside
Dressed like that
I wish that y'all
Would have told me
Y'all keep saying
Y'all told me
But I don't think
Nobody told me
I used to always tell you
I know you tell me
I used to always tell you
I almost resent the fact
That you walk in here
Looking great
Why
Like honestly
Like we should square up
Every time you look great
Why
Cause come on man
Cause come on what
Cause you possess the ability To know how to look great Why? Cause come on man Cause come on what?
Cause you possess the ability To know how to look great
You do too
And you lived with me bitch
You do too though
And we fucking went
Everywhere together
You let me hop in the Escalade
I used to always tell you
Like your fan
What you wearing
You wanted to go to the mall
With Brooklyn Drulo on your sweats
I used to be like your fan
Take those
Put some clothes on fam
No you let me hop
In the Escalade like that
I mean you gotta do What you wanna do I mean he was in the Escalade like that. Yeah, you got to do what you want.
I mean, he was in the Escalade.
So that's why I'm giving him such a hard time.
Like, I ain't posted a picture on Instagram in a while, right?
So today I was scrolling through trying to give him a little throwback.
Yeah, it wasn't nothing to throw back.
Yeah, I can't throw it back.
No, throw that out.
See, you and Scream Man always laughing in the background.
But yeah, I couldn't throw it back to nothing.
Then I wanted to post
like that pic
from the Love and Hip Hop Confession
with the vest,
with the red shit
and I was going to say,
I tapped it
just to get a preview of it.
And I wrote a caption.
I said,
look at this idiot.
Why you didn't put that up?
Because man,
I'm going to do that.
Yeah, post that one.
You got to laugh at shit like that.
That was the one you look like like Little post that one you gotta laugh that was the one
you look like
like little Richard
or the other one
that was the one
with the eagle
on the red
with the jean
you know why
I don't post it now
fine girls
follow me
but you always
and they don't need
to know about your past
they was cute girls
you had a girl
from then
what are you talking about
yeah
you never went to an era where you didn't from then. What are you talking about? Yeah, but- You never went through an era
where you didn't have a girl.
What are you talking about?
Today, I vote no.
You got to, man.
I vote no.
They don't need to.
You got to post it before they post it,
before the internet posts it.
Nah, but if they post it,
if you just catch it on a whim,
it's cool,
but what if they like,
what if somebody that likes me
is following me
that just didn't see that?
Maybe they just came around.
Because what the internet don't say is, Joe cleaned it up a little bit recently.
Don't do that.
No, they don't be saying that.
Yes, they do.
No, they don't.
Look.
Oh, my God.
Stay bond.
Stay bond.
Who is this?
That's you.
Is this someone that works for me putting these pictures up?
Yeah, that's the Fitz page.
Yo, take this off the screen.
That one's not bad. It's just your beard looks page. Yo, take this off the screen. I think I took that one.
That one's not bad.
It's just your beard looks insane. Yo, so I was telling a story.
I was telling a story the other day, and we do have a podcast to do.
But we was talking off mic about when Beijing first was the thing.
And it's never been the thing.
Yeah, they tried, though.
But my barbers just thought it was the thing.
It was a really Jersey City thing.
I was talking about-
Miami, too.
Same difference.
I was talking about
how I went to
CIAA
with the Beijing
special one year
or one of those
music conferences
a long time ago
with the Beijing special
and it was mad.
The lights was mad hot
so my beard
started to drip off.
Drip on your neck?
My beard started
to drip off
in front of some
bad bitches.
They were like,
what's happening? Look at his face. I was like, I got to go to the bathroom. Drip on your neck? My beard started to drip off in front of some bad bitches. They were like, yo, what's happening?
Look at his face.
I was like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, that was really embarrassing, man.
In the middle of the show.
Is that why you wear the Balmain scarf?
In the heat?
Let me hear the round of applause for just how far I've come.
Boy, it was a mess back then.
What a goof.
Literally.
It was a journey.
What a doof.
Yeah, it was a journey.
It's all good, though.
We've all had our days where we look back
and, oh, fuck.
More than a handful.
Let me keep the round of applause
going to Gang Bike.
Red Robin Hood is back.
Let me hit the gunshots. We here at full strength.
It's not my name.
Bro, he was gonna lay up
my throwing attack board.
I'm gonna let niggas know his ankle healed up.
Yeah, I had to let them know.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, in case they forgot.
Yeah.
In case they forgot out there,
other potters.
No, no, no, no, no.
How you feeling?
I feel good, man.
How was your experience?
Trying to be humble coming back in the gym.
Yeah.
You know, how was the experience?
Get my legs under me again.
Was it, was it, uh?
It was bad, man. It was bad? It was pretty bad. Okay. I can't tell a lie. It sucked. I'm excited to see y'all. Yeah You know How was the experience? Get my legs under me again Was it Was it Was bad man
Was it bad?
It was pretty bad
Okay
I can't tell a lie
It sucked
I'm excited to see y'all
That's good
It's good to see you too man
Thank you yeah
My muscle aches are gone
I feel good
I'm also tired of zooms again
That as well
Yeah
That as well
Yeah that zoom shit is like
It's convenient
But it's like
You don't really want to use it
Not at all
Yeah I'm not mad at when it's one person But it's like you don't really want to use it. Not at all. Yeah.
I'm not mad at it when it's one person, but it's not the go-to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Podding is an energy thing.
It's a rhythm thing.
Good to have you back.
It's hard to see when someone's going to talk.
Yeah, I was watching ESPN and watching them fumble through it, too.
I'm like, okay, even the pros, like the super pros.
Yeah, so much of talking is anticipating an intangible feeling of the room.
And it's really tough to do that shit.
Delay on audio.
I had to text E.
I was like, yo, can you move that camera so I can see more?
I have no idea when anyone's going to speak.
I'm just going to sit here and be quiet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then it's also like the delayed audio thing, too.
Time is...
Yeah, that's the one thing I noticed about Zoom.
That delay shit.
Let's stop delaying this audio.
What audio?
Of the pod?
Stop delaying this audio.
What audio?
Of the pod?
Oh, man.
That's how you feel?
Yeah, listen, 2021 has been so great so far, man.
I'm keeping track of the weeks.
Week two.
I got my guy back in here with me, huh?
You're killing the count.
Two. You're killing the count Two It feels so good to have Rory back in the studio
We here
Jack still cries
Missed you guys
We missed you too, the roars
The sadness in your voice speaking to you through Zoom
I didn't like it, man
Yeah
And like the delayed
Wi-Fi fucking up auto-tune sound
It was no good
Yeah
We're dressed alike and shit
Look at us
Look at us
Well I was gonna tell Savon
One in doubt
Just wear all black
You can't look trash in all black
Facts
It's hard to look trash in all black
Or black with like a white tee
You'd be alright too
Or black on black like Parks
But I can't even get to the mall level
When you have two different color laces
And they both match
You know How it's different colors And they match And the cream one Kind of matches us But I can't even get to the mall level when you have two different color laces and they both match
How it's different colors and they match and the cream one kind of matches us
We just totally disrespected that course I
Almost brought it back on you. That's how disrespectful y'all were. Over shoelaces at that.
That shit right there? The Jacksons?
Got a real special guest coming up, Hamal! Hun just came off Fauci. Who could it be?
I can't wait to talk to her.
I have questions.
So many.
He wants to be a her.
Him?
You never know who it could be.
That's a vague.
On the j- vague.
But that feels so sad.
Please do it.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
So all the time getting in.
Things he can't get out
Something's deep inside of him
Eating up the pride of him
Better make somebody think for the girls
That's what you get
Are we gonna start with a Kamala call?
We can.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
I can't be the only one out there having an amazing 2021 thus far.
You're the only one.
Huh?
The world is burning. You're one of few.
The world is not burning.
Look at your boobs.
Listen, it's the closest thing we're going to get to reparations, man.
This is it?
No, it's okay.
Looks like it's the closest. Yeah're going to get to reparations, man. This is it? Don't tell me that. Don't tell me it's the closest.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Hey, they was doing a list of things more secure than the Capitol.
Boy, did I enjoy that.
And listen, I went back and watched the tape,
so I kind of got a little more intel about this.
I think I have a few more reviews.
Yeah, it was a lot.
It was a lot going on.
Glad y'all rocking with us out there. Please, please, let me show you Let me show you
Let me show you the way to go
Look at me, my friend
Let me show you
Come on, let me show you the way to go
Rest in peace, Troy Escalade Jackson.
This episode is dedicated to him.
Just put your trust in me
I'll try not to let you down All right, we got to start at some point. Dedicated to him. Ow! Just put your trust in me.
I'll try not to let you down. All right, we got to start at some point.
Let you down, let you down.
The job is hard to do.
Are you ready, Mo?
Let's do it.
Parks, you ready?
Always.
The Roarster, huh?
I'm pumped.
Savon, I know you was born ready.
E-Rab, all right, we good, we good, we good.
We can do it now. say Vaughn I know you was born ready
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What's happening?
Microphone check. One, two.
What is this? The JBP Boys Bike to Business
Episode 406.
Episode 406 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and
highly favorite host, Joe Budden, here with a few
of my nearest and dearest
friends. My good guy brother
Maul is here joining us. How you doing man? I'm good. How you doing? I'm doing good man. You
looking good? You feeling good huh? You ready to pod? Let's do it. Can't go wrong with flannel.
Ready to deliver some cultural critiques? Is that what we do? Okay let's critique the culture then.
My guy Parks is here. Parks how you doing? You feeling good? Feeling great. Good I'm glad to hear that.
here. Parks, how you doing? You feeling good?
Feeling great. Good. I'm glad to hear that.
Coming in at 5'9".
On a good day.
Coming in at
5'8".
Nah, it says 5'9 on my license.
5'9".
Hey, let's throw him a half, too. Hey, coming in at 5'9 on my license. 5'9. Yeah, that's not official. It's official. Hey, let's throw him a half, too.
Hey, coming in at 5'9 and a half.
Weighing in at a smooth buck 63.
A buck 65.
I lost 10 pounds.
Lost some weight.
Representing, is it Jersey City by way of Queens?
Trash State. Huh? He represents the entire Trash State. Yo, shout out to Connecticut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Presenting, is it Jersey City by way of Queens? Trusting.
Huh?
He represents the entire trust.
Yo, shout out to Connecticut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Peace, Connecticut.
Yeah.
Def Jam intern alumni.
Huh?
Sony executive.
Of the year.
One of the greats.
Of the year.
Of the decade.
Yeah, that too.
One of the greats of the decade.
One of the industry's most majorist dot connectors has returned.
That's true.
Huh?
Talk to him.
The prince of potting.
Talk to him.
Changed the whole party scene in the whole world.
Come on, man.
How grand do events period be? The red bearded rooster.
Changed day parties as you know it.
That is a fact.
Changed something else as you know it.
As you used to know it.
The legendary.
That's a fact.
The iconic Rory has returned.
Come on, man.
Come on, man. Come on, man.
He's back in the door.
COVID what?
You guys still get that?
COVID what?
Some 2020 shit.
That's right.
I didn't even know people still got that.
COVID who?
I'm joking, but I don't have that sense of it.
It's COVID.
My family members have COVID.
People still get it.
You're a survivor now.
You can make jokes, I think. get it you're a survivor now you can make jokes
yeah you survivor rory is back in studio with us rory good to have you back man i showed y'all how
you could beat it how well joe did actually but yeah and man and man and mandy before that yeah
and a good good majority of america Yeah. Yeah. And rest in peace
to those not as fortunate.
For sure.
Because everyone did not.
So it's really good
to have you back.
How many sleepless nights
did you have?
A lot, actually.
Yep.
Yeah, no,
that breathing shit.
Good.
Be a little terrified
to go to sleep.
And then you sleep
for 14 hours
because your body's so fatigued.
Two days, no sleep.
That breathing shit is important, right?
I didn't even realize.
Like, you kind of need that to live.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's true.
I fuck with breathing.
It's true.
You know, breathing is good.
I want to shout out to our
first and last time listeners.
Pardon me.
Shout out to indigestion.
Shout out to our first and last time listeners.
Shout out to our favorite app in the world,
Cash App, brought to you by, powered by, empowered
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All right, everybody's doing good, feeling good, feeling great.
Yes, sir.
Before we start, Rory, I will be honest with you.
I had intrepidation about your return
Okay
I think it's just trepidation
Well, then I was in trepidation
It was within the treps
You were there
It was in the treps
Got it
I had some reservations about your return
Rather reserved
And with that, man some reservations about your return. Rather reserved.
And with that, man,
you know,
I would be remiss to not get,
what does Maul get?
Maul, you have to get
player of the week.
What do they get
when like one of the bum niggas
do good for a week?
First of all,
watch your mouth.
I didn't say nothing about you,
but I didn't even say
nothing about you.
I'm getting threatened.
Watch how you talk to me.
All right,
but what's the award
would they give the bum ass nigga? Get the fuck out of here. All right, but what's the award? What'd they give the bum-ass nigga?
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, but what's the award?
That's your award.
You the bum-ass nigga award.
The whole award is you.
You're the award.
You show up to a nigga house.
More has to...
You have to get some type of award for your performance.
Player of the Month.
I just stepped in, man.
I just tried to step in.
Player of the Pod.
You have to get something.
I mean... My brother was down, so I had to step in player of the pod you have to get something i mean my brother was down so your your performance listen these last few pods thank you brother i
told you you were walking double double you laughed me off but no you know just i do what i can you
know i mean i do what i can you were so great i thought about firing rory. No. Like, because we could get it done if you're doing that.
Hey!
No, we need Rory.
We need Rory.
We got one white.
I mean, we got a white.
We got a white.
Hey, listen,
Drew Bledsoe didn't know
he was giving the job up.
Yes, he did.
Did he?
Nate did not believe that.
No, he didn't.
By like week seven,
he was saying,
nah, I'm out of here.
Nah, I'm over it.
That kid's good. That kid's good.
I don't know if this is a fluke.
That's what y'all think they be saying on the side?
Oh, of course.
You know when it's over.
Damn, Dallas looks nice this time of year.
Fuck it.
You know when it's over.
What are the Bills doing?
But what would you want as a quarterback?
Like if you Dak, was you hoping that Andy Dalton succeeded a little bit?
Nah, right?
If I got paid already, I don't care.
But if you're Dak and you didn't get paid?
Oh, yeah, I'm worried. If I get paid? Oh, yeah, I'm worried.
If I didn't get paid yet, I'm worried.
You can't ball out?
I don't want you to do too great.
He didn't.
Just hold the ship steady until I get back.
There's a lot of teams that need quarterbacks.
I might be like, go ahead.
Nah.
And there's teams that are a lot less stingy than Dallas.
That part is true.
Poor Drew Bledsoe.
He went down Tony Romo again.
Word.
If I could get COVID Rory Maul for the rest of the year,
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Listen, I wasn't worried when I went down.
I knew the squad would pick it up.
Yeah, come on, man.
This is a team.
We here.
I mean, I wasn't worried either, but damn.
You guys were awesome, huh, man?
I love you guys.
Rory Hive, rejoice.
I'm back.
We back.
All right, and with that said, all right, let's get this thing started, man.
20 minutes in.
Running a little late. No, we with that said, all right, let's get this thing started, man. 20 minutes in, running a little late.
No, we're not.
That's normal, Bob.
First of all, we need to rewind a little bit
and say prayers to Dr. Dre
because we totally just didn't talk about Dr. Dre last week.
And, you know, that's crazy that we didn't do that.
But a lot happened along with Dr. Dre, you know,
having to be rushed to the hospital for an aneurysm.
Brain aneurysm.
So we want prayers to Dr. Dre.
Praying for you you speedy recovery it definitely wasn't the news we wanted to receive the first week of the new year but glad
he since then he has posted that he's he's getting great coverage and great care at the hospital
and that he's feeling good so you know continue to pray for him to make a speedy recovery. Absolutely. 1,000%. We love you, Dr. Dre.
And we hope you have a speedy recovery.
What was equally as disturbing for me when this news was broke was the home invasion news.
That was just, it didn't sit right in my stomach for reasons that don't need to be stated and are obvious.
But that's always been one of my big reasons for not rushing to move to L.A., honestly.
That just seems so common.
I feel like I've said that here before.
That just seems so common there.
It happens a lot.
It happens a lot.
Which I'm cool with, just not while I'm fighting for my life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm not cool with it.
Don't tell her.
I'm not cool with it because things can be replaced,
but bad shit can happen when you break into somebody's home.
Like harm can happen to humans.
But I'm saying when you're at this level,
and I mean we never even think of some of the other expenses that occur
because we don't be at that level.
But when you're at this level, it's 24-7 security.
It's your own security team when you home.
It's security team for when you not home
like listen we uh it wasn't too long ago that somebody broke into eminem's house right and we
reported on it and they found the person right yeah weren't they like a creepy fan i don't know
if that was the story i think they meant to do him harm okay and they just got him out of there
wow but because nothing happened, we never really.
But yeah, that's a fucking really scary situation, man.
So prayers to Dr. Dre.
We love you.
And we hope that you're in a better condition soon.
And especially worrisome because they say they don't know.
They're not all the way sure how it happened.
I think brain aneurysms are kind of like that.
When they find it, they have to operate immediately. They're not all the way sure how it happened. Yeah. I think brain aneurysms are kind of like that. Yeah.
When they find it, they have to operate immediately.
Yeah.
And it's not something that particularly, you can be in great health and still get them.
It's not something that you can just easily prevent or know about.
So that's the scariest part about them.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get what you get in life.
My mom told me that a long time ago but some of
the things that you can get boy are they scary yeah like when the body starts to break down and
i don't y'all know i don't like to start on a morbid note so i'm not going to start here but
uh yeah we just pray for dr drain want to see him well soon absolutely um okay where would you
gentlemen like to begin i have gone back and watched endless amount of video footage
from the evil white shenanigans at the capitol what'd you come up with after reviewing the tape
you got some some more after watching the details show us the ex's nose how you feel how you feeling
after seeing this new footage um i can't even really put it into words i mean
i'll start with i'll start with my light-hearted take boy was that a swaggerless function
like for this to be so planned and organized i just would have expected there to be some better dressed people.
These people, they got the Savon Starter Kit
outfit on.
None of them looked great. None of them looked like
they knew about this event
for weeks ahead of time. Well, you don't want to
throw in your fresh threads. Yeah, I was going to say,
that's the riot. Come on, man.
You can't get a clean camouflage
off. Black people invented that.
Yeah, you can. You can.
Well, maybe the armed forces.
You can fuck with the bear furs.
No, I'm talking about the, see, don't try to steal black excellence.
I'm talking about the making the fly outfit out of it.
Making the fly, yeah.
We didn't invent camouflage.
But yeah, boy, do they look horrible here.
You like the bear furs?
Or deer furs or whatever they were?
Foxes?
Some type of fur.
Which is kind of crazy because you do, when you go into Dick's Sporting Goods,
you do see kind of the fly hunting gear that you're like,
I could probably rock those overalls and make them look all right.
They could have put their hunting outfit on.
No, they used the old ones.
The duck hunters?
Do you think they were trying to camouflage into DC?
They didn't.
Listen, also there were there by now we have reports
for some of the we have accounts from some of the events that took place that day from
the black officers that were working um really helped to add some perspective and when you read that things become i won't say not so funny
because none of it is funny but it just really helps you to put things in its proper in its
proper place like what they were saying they were experiencing on one side fighting off an angry mob
or racist uh racist calling them niggas and all types of other shit. What the hell was that?
The audio from there.
Oh, got it.
They said to see the pictures from the other side
of the white cops taking pictures
and walking people downstairs,
it was like just two totally different worlds
of things happening.
Story of America.
Listen, and I'll tell you one thing.
This was a surefire way to if you if you were looking for a surefire way to get me to just walk away from my job the morning of my job this was it yeah i don't know if you pay enough for
this yeah you don't pay me enough for this i'm out i've quit jobs for less. Facts. Then there were reports that came out about,
I think that was the Intercept.
I'll find it in a second.
But they talked about just how organized this was
and who took part in the organization of it.
I think it was the governor of Arizona, Alabama, and somewhere else.
I'll pull it up.
Don't worry about it.
But, I mean, did y'all get wind of any of this throughout the week?
Yeah, I've seen a lot of that stuff.
Yeah, but that was why, you know, I think you had asked me last show about feeling like this were like the Proud Boys or whatever that they were talking about.
And that's why I said I can't say that because I'm going to find out.
Well, this was different organized hate groups
from around the country
is what they're saying
yeah like they found out
a lot of
Antifa had a lot
to do with this
no they didn't
they just found out
I'm not letting them
do this today
it don't matter
it was a bunch of them
well this was the
Justice League
of racists
coming together
but there was
some Antifa out there
this was already reported
no that's what that's what your side does when anything goes bad But there was some Antifa out there. This was already reported. No, that's what your side does
when anything goes bad.
They say,
I heard Antifa was sprinkled in there
dressed up as Trump supporters.
I'm just telling you
what the news reported.
That's where I get my information from.
Which news?
I'm not Fox, CNN.
CNN News Watch.
Joe is reporting
that there were multiple
organized hate functions there.
And that this was planned for weeks out.
And listen, man, I'm watching the news.
I shed a tear watching the news.
Because five lives were lost in total.
Yeah.
Some people were trampled to death.
A cop got beat to death with the American flag.
You fucking idiots beat somebody to death with the American flag. Like, you fucking idiots beat somebody to death
with an American flag?
Like, that's when it's really like,
see, for me, it's not about color
because my heart is going to feel that
no matter what happened.
That's somebody that's not going home
to their kids, potentially,
to their family, to their wives, for what?
You niggas look like fucking doof it was just the aftermath the aftershock of it uh it was heavy so-called patriots running
into the capital with confederate flags and swastikas and beating up cops with them and
irony i just don't understand how because you know time we've seen a lot of these groups, they were armed.
And just conveniently, I didn't see any of them armed this day, and they got into the Capitol.
But that's just confusing to me.
Here, let me read the top of this.
This is from The Intercept.
This is a really well-done article.
Whether you believe it or not is totally up to you but this starts with the head
of the house freedom caucus republican rep andy biggs of arizona helped plan the january 6th event
that culminated in a storming of the capitol according to ali alexander a lead organizer of
the gathering alexander a pro-trump personality was an early founder of the Stop the Steal movement and helped bring together various right wing factions around a mass event on January 6th aimed to coincide with objections to the counting of electoral college votes.
This is a really long read, but I'll read just a little more sure because it's interesting yeah alexander made his claim in
three separate live streams in late december adding that reps paul ghost gosar of arizona
and mo brooks of alabama were also involved we're the four uh we're the four guys who came up with
the january 6th event alexander said on december 8th the arizona republican party boosted alexander
asking supporters if they were willing to give their lives in the fight over the results of the presidential election.
He claimed his claim is also but betrothed by a fourth video from a December 19th rally at the Arizona state capitol, at which Alexander played a video that Biggs had supplied in the video.
Biggs mentions Brooks as his ally in the fight gosar spoke in person at that event i won't i won't read anymore
but we're talking high-ranking officials yeah yeah like like we could have guessed we're talking
weeks and weeks and weeks of organization and if and if that isn't bad enough now we are hearing
hearing just hearing that the week of inauguration, they plan
on doing this countrywide.
Yeah, I saw the FBI put out a
warning. At the capital
of all 50 states
is what it says. Well, I'll be honest with you, I was
surprised when they started storming
the capital, like, in the moment of it happening
that that didn't trigger
that happening all across the country.
Of course, on a smaller scale, but I figured, I was like,
all right, they'll be in Albany in a minute.
I was shocked.
They went at some capitals in some cities, but not countrywide.
Yeah.
Inauguration Day is going to be very interesting, to say the least.
It is.
Why do you guys think that?
Tell me what you think will occur.
I think it'll be on a much
lesser scale just because i i do think a lot of these people are for lack of a better term spooked
by how they're now all being caught and treated because they did have that arrogant mentality
that this was their right this is their country they can do whatever they want in it and now are
confused at why when they commit criminal acts they're going to be
reprimanded for it so i do think a lot of and i'm not this is more of a scarier crowd than we think
they are as far as them being scared i don't know if they're gonna rush the same way they probably
planned on doing it i do think some shit will happen but in no way to this degree and this
anarchy and just wiling the fuck out i think think there'll be some protests, but I can't see this happening.
There's definitely going to be protests,
but there won't be any more running up in federal or government buildings.
That's not happening again.
Protests, sure, but running inside of the Capitol building and all of this,
that's not happening.
Yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if it happens in some places,
but in a lot of places, i don't think it will happen because states have the power to deploy people at their own
leisure or um if they have if they feel the need to so i think that in a lot of states
they will be prepared how'd you guys feel about this no fly list stuff? It's fucking hysterical. Isn't it some of the best?
Hey, 2021 so far is the year that just won't stop giving.
Look what they're giving me.
They gave me evil white storming and breaching the Capitol,
working in concert with elected officials.
And the president of the United States.
Oh, and the president of the United States, LeBron Reagan.
LeBron Reagan.
LeBron Reagan.
And now they're giving me this,
snatching the evil white people
off of the flight going home
and people recording it.
Fam, if this isn't some of the best content
you will ever receive
this is great yeah yo me and mo have an ongoing joke about how rory acts in the airport like when
they when they test his white privilege yeah and rory fights it but this is like that same thing
yeah but that on the whole the exact same thing this is like wait what this is unbelievable shit
first of all how do they even find these people that quick how did like how did they identify On the whole. The exact same thing? This is like, wait, what? This is unbelievable shit.
First of all, how do they even find these people that quick?
How did they identify these people that quick?
Fair enough.
It's 2021.
The FBI was quick.
They can identify me sitting in Park's house right now by this thing.
The FBI and all these different outlets was putting out the tweets saying,
we're looking for everybody that was at the Capitol. And niggas was like yo fam just check twitter sis like we got all their faces it's all there
like they're tweeting what it is yeah they're excited about it now did they go and get all of
them no but i'm sure do they have notable people that they go in to snatch i think i saw 170 people
so far been charged uh did you guys see that that viral-esque video of the gentleman talking about the cell service within the Capitol because they have floors below the ground, so they have a whole separate cell phone thing that they do with each provider to make sure people have service in the Capitol?
Okay.
So instead of pinging to the tower that all of Queens would ping to, it would be tough to go through every single thing.
It's a very, very small tower.
So they have all the info.
It's just that if you had your phone on
Storm of the Capitol,
I'm sorry, bro.
I don't care if you drove from D.C.
and didn't get on a flight.
They're going to find you.
And I don't know how true that is,
but that video did go viral.
I don't know the credentials
of the person saying it,
but it was interesting
and does make sense.
This lady was arrested
at the baggage claim.
So she was on the flight
and they caught her
as she was about to get her shit.
Yeah.
Get y'all asses off the plane.
Hey, evil whites,
no,
you can't just go do that.
Yeah.
You can't just go do that
and then go home.
I'm sorry that Joe
has to be the bearer of bad news.
They were pulling one woman off
and someone asked,
why are they kicking you
off the plane?
Freedom of speech.
No, you stormed
the Capitol, man.
Yeah.
Can't just break into the Capitol.
It's a little different than a protest. They're going to take away
your flying privileges,
evil whites, and if you
keep it up, damn it, ziplining
is next.
What you going to do without ziplining, huh?
Skateboard. Yeah, you know, that's what they can't wait to do.
Hey.
Let's skateboard the Capitol.
No more ferries.
Usually the skateboarder whites are pretty cool, so I don't want to do that.
No more green pea casseroles.
Hey, now that's racist.
I'm just saying, man.
Yeah, they're snatching these niggas off the This is awesome
It's awesome to see
But I didn't know
What they thought
Was gonna happen
Well this is
This is good to see
That this is happening
I mean we've gotten
Away with some shit
So I can totally see
This group of white people
Man
No it's our country
It's my capital
I can storm and break
Everything and harm
People in there
And be fine
Trick Trick needs
5% of this plan
The no
What the hell flies on
Whatever money that is Generated from the No fly list I say give 5% of fine. Trick Trick needs 5% of this plan. The no fly zone? Whatever money that is generated from the no fly list,
I say give 5% of it to Trick Trick.
I'm with Facts.
He definitely deserves it.
That's the first time I ever heard of the no fly zone.
And then the other cities adopted that.
That was a pretty cool idea.
The no fly zone?
People have stolen a lot of shit from Detroit.
That Detroit versus everybody.
True.
I saw them making Long Island versus everyone t-shirts.
I was like, fam, no one's against Long Island.
Stop stealing from Detroit.
There was a lot of Long Island versus everybody.
Like, fam, nobody's versusing you.
Yeah, no.
We actually love your malls.
Yeah.
Great place.
The Hamptons versus everyone.
Damn, it's beautiful over there.
Yeah.
That sure came and went.
Yeah.
Yo, Screamin', stop putting up my bad outfits, please.
Enough of that, though.
Time for us to get into, we skipped by the real important issue in the world.
So maybe one of you can provide an answer for me.
Why is Azalea Banks air frying her dead cat?
What?
Sorry, did you expect us to have an answer?
Yeah, I'm not.
I don't know.
I don't know the answer.
Is that the story?
She put a cat in the air fryer?
From my understanding, I did not watch the video.
No, turn this.
Scream it.
I don't want to see this.
Turn it off, please.
She dug up her dead cat and then made soup out of it. From my understanding, I did not see the video. I'm not going to watch the video no turn this screaming i don't want to see this turn it off she dug up her dead cat um and then made soup out of it from my understanding i did not see the video i'm not
going to watch the video if you guys want to do that in your own time you can i'm not watching
the video i think that there should be a law against this somewhere there has to be a law
against this and if not they have to make one you cannot air fry your dead cat at home and instagram
it yeah no that's fucking insane Are you trying to censor people?
Yes.
Sometimes.
You're just as bad as Twitter and Trump.
Nah, listen, man.
I'm for animal rights.
I know that was a big joke with me recently.
We just saw the documentary.
Don't fuck with the cats.
I mean, Joe, you do eat meat, and they do kill animals, and they do air fry it, and then you do eat it.
And if you've eaten Chinese food in New York City. is that what y'all are doing with your platform do you think
that azalea banks should be air frying a dead cat on instagram no i don't i don't need the videos
thank you don't don't tell me about your other beliefs and what they do in hong kong and at the
chinese spot cool i got that should she be should she be doing that on Instagram? I don't think so. My man Ant-Man said she was cooking up COVID-21.
Let me see this video, man.
I haven't seen this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
For all the people that speak to her talent,
because there's talent there.
Of course.
When you wonder why the other side of the fence wonders about her,
this is why.
I'm just going to be objective.
And there are cultures that do do this for spiritual reasons.
I don't know if that's what she was doing.
I'm just trying to give the other side.
Well, yeah, Rory doesn't have it.
Where do they Instagram it?
A lot of those cultures don't have Wi-Fi.
So they don't Instagram it.
So you're telling me about her new culture.
She remixed the culture.
The IG culture.
Got it.
I don't think it should be Instagrammed either.
Which is why I'm not going to watch the video.
This is some nuthead shit.
I'll tell you that.
Y'all can try to make sense of it if you want.
This is nuthead shit.
But...
I can't make sense of it.
Still, it's 2021.
The gift that won't stop giving.
Look what they're giving me.
Yo. For mad months, y'all heard me talk about how it was tough to podlet.
Look at this shit.
It's gold.
I would be curious to know what the-
Parks, I do want to know.
You have had a couple sessions with Azealia.
I have.
More call Azealia Banks right now.
Right now.
Right this instant.
I'm scared.
You should be scared. That's some voodoo be scared that's some voodoo shit that's some voodoo shit man i mean listen it's like like where we said it is cultural things
that people do things that we may not understand because it's not what we do but you definitely
shouldn't be videoing that and posting that on a social network no keep that culture to yourself
yeah yeah yeah i agree with that but. But I did want to ask Parks
as someone that has
shared sessions with her,
meals do happen
when you're recording sessions.
That's a big part of recording.
True.
You guys eat together,
chill.
Has she ever cooked for you
at any time
in your sessions?
No, no, no.
No?
You guys never ordered takeout
but you didn't see
where it was taken out from?
No, she ordered some crab legs
I think or something.
Some cat legs?
Hey,
if ever placed in this position,
I would do it better
than I've ever seen it done in the
movies. And I've seen this scene in the
movies 90 million times
where Shorty is cooking something to poison
dude. He's at the dinner
table waiting. She comes.
Then she goes to get a drink.
He got to cut that shit to the side.
Fucking side, try to throw it in the trash can
without her seeing.
Swallow it, but keep it in the side of it.
You know, you got to do all that stuff.
Man, listen, I'm never, no, hold up, Roy.
I'm never taking a plate of food from Azalea Banks.
Do y'all hear me?
Okay.
I'm not even sitting at the
fucking dinner table having small talk while she's in the kitchen cooking 2021 joe is continuing the
trend of calling a spade a spade who the fuck is eating that i hope i've never been a dinner guest
no but i'm saying you know she might be talking to niggas that they come through for the link up
she's trying to get sexy lingerie.
Let me make you a little something.
Are you thirsty?
No, bitch.
Nah.
Funny, I've been hydrating all day.
That sucks.
I'm a sucker for soup, too.
I have been drinking water all morning. I don't need none to drink for the week.
I am, hey, Pop-Tarts all day.
Boy, am I full.
Oh, shit, I got a Pop-Tart on me.
Wow.
But I've done that with certain women's cooking that I know doesn't cook cats.
True.
Yeah.
I've found mad tricks not to eat chicks' food.
You can't eat everybody's food.
You can't eat at everybody's house.
What's in this Rasta Pasta, missy?
Yeah, no, no.
What's in it?
No, I got to know you For years before
I eat your food
Like
And I kinda have to be around
When you're cooking it
Yeah
Yeah
Do you eat mushrooms
Bitch
What you putting mushrooms in
Huh
They'll get ya
I don't know
I don't know
I know Parks
You're in love
That would never happen to you
You're getting married
You're better than us
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about the boiling the cat thing.
Oh, got it.
Boiling the cat.
That's what really brings a couple together.
I do the cooking, by the way.
Not an issue.
There you go.
I see why Parks don't know how to cook.
Not an issue.
Where's Cherzy?
Sleeping safe inside of them today.
Out of harm's way.
The air fryer, though?
Listen, that's the single man's savior right there.
The cat might taste the eye in the air fryer.
You could put anything in the air fryer.
I haven't seen a thing that has tasted bad.
Roy, don't do that again.
Don't you say that again.
No, please don't.
Roy's happy.
Get your shout off, man.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Have you had things in the air fryer before?
Not cat.
No, Roy.
Not cat.
I don't want to see it, picture it, imagine it, anything. The air fryer is special. It's disgusting and you're nasty. You're a nasty white boy. You got air fryer parks? Oh, cat. No, we're not I don't want to see it, picture it, imagine it, anything.
The air fryer is
special.
It's disgusting
and you're nasty.
You're a nasty
white boy.
You got air fryer
for us?
Yeah, I got one
for Christmas.
Okay.
I like it.
It's special.
It's pretty good.
Special.
I love the air fryer.
It's still not as
good as frying,
frying.
So you're still
finding little gadgets
to like aid you
in your single life.
You're not trying
to solve it at all.
Not aid me,
but more so like because I know how to cook a few things. I'm never going single life. You're not trying to solve it at all. Not aid me, but more so like,
because I know how to cook
a few things.
I'm never going to starve.
That's not going to happen.
But the air fryer,
fam,
you can put shit in there
and just walk away
and watch the game.
No,
as soon as that bell goes off.
Five minutes later,
crispy chicken.
Yeah,
you got everything right there.
Like I said,
20 years from now,
it's going to be the reason for all our demise.
Look at Maul's face of excitement.
I've never even seen him smile.
Because we live in the Jets.
Finally, he's impressed.
Look at this.
Finally.
The air fryer did it.
Yeah, this is some Jetson shit.
You just put that shit in there and leave and come back and it's like a full meal?
That's crazy.
Yeah, which is why I told you I think something's up.
I don't think we should be using them. I mean, it's just a full meal. That's crazy. Yeah, which is why I told y'all I think something's up. I don't think we should be using them.
I mean, it's just a convection oven.
I took the thing out and looked underneath.
I was like, no, this cannot be happening.
Where's the little aliens?
Yeah, like this is crazy.
In an effort to take this pod to the next level, can I share a story with you?
Absolutely.
And at the end of the story, can I ask of you absolutely awesome um i'm excited so a few months ago i don't know if i
if i told you i might have mentioned it here i got a reading done and around october end of september
boy was it full of darkness really yeah uh she told me that there was a lot of doom and gloom in my energy
i mean she said it was doom and gloom around
what else did she say but she just it was it was dark she said those cards were flying out of here
never seen anything like this these cards are moving so rapidly.
Right?
So at the end of it...
Don't do that.
But at the end of it,
I said, you know what?
You know what, Doc?
You know what, card doc?
I get what you're saying.
I understand how some of that could be.
Let's give it two months, and I'll be back for a new reading after two months, right?
So sure enough, I let two months pass, and I went and got a reading last night from a different reader.
Okay.
Okay.
I like the fact that you went to a different reader.
I like that.
Yeah, because slow down.
You got to get a second opinion.
Slow down, sis. Everyone knows that. I like that. Yeah, because slow down. You got to get a second opinion. Slow down, sis.
Everyone knows that.
I don't know if I was as dark, bitch, as you was trying to paint me out to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shady, bitch.
So, yeah, you know what I mean?
Shady card, bitch.
Yeah.
So, let me, just kidding, of course.
So, let me go take this somewhere else and just check the vibes.
Different energy.
And, you know, with COVID going on, I've been feeling, like, a little lonely.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Understandable.
Maybe there's some holes for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, safe place.
Wow.
Always a safe space.
Can you believe never a safe place?
It's just the same.
Really?
It's the most unsafe place in the world.
I was just home surfing through the channels.
Like, oh, I used to do this with somebody like I loved.
Like, it's boring alone.
I get to watch whatever I want to watch now.
I'm just arguing with the show.
I found a dope-ass show to watch.
I'm like, damn, me and somebody would love this if I had somebody.
So I said, you know what?
Enough of it.
I don't know how long this COVID stuff is going to keep going.
They're opening up the vaccination spots and just trying to have cordial conversations.
You're running into roadblocks.
Hey, want to get a bite to eat?
Not really interested in dating right now.
I just said, I just want to know if we could get a bite to eat sometime.
So I hit up a reader mall.
Okay.
She found some hoes for you?
And she said.
You got hit with the too busy line?
And she said, well, with the too busy line And she said Well
Where would you like to begin
Would you like
That's never good
Would you like
What type of reading would you like
Would you like a romantic reading
Would you like
You were right for the romance
Would you like a general life reading
Is there something
Specific that you would like
You got the full package
Give it to me
You know where I went right to, buddy.
Romance.
Give me a little bit of that romance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
You're Joey Romance.
Hey, Erickson.
Let me get a little dose of that romance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the terror out saying about me?
See if you know about the sneaky links.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then she tried to trick me.
Said, do you have some money in mind?
No.
You tell me.
No, I don't.
It won't get me with that shit
So anyway
Short story long
She gets the cards out
And she gets to going
This is in person or over the phone?
On the phone
And I hear the cards go
She shuffled right next to the mic
But you can always hear the cards
That's the fun part
It's like Vegas
She getting her shit off
Predictions She has shuffled them She's getting her shit off. Oh,
it's predictions.
She's like nine times.
She's said a couple of things
and finally she just
gets right to it.
She says,
hell man,
how do I say this?
No women are popping up.
2021.
Yo,
wait.
You fucking loser. Yes, but yo, Yo, don't do that.
Yes, yes, Mo.
You fucking loser.
Yes, Mo, but yo, you feeling me now because it's like-
Mo, is there any bros?
No, I'm going to finish, but I'm not going to finish.
2022.
You being gay.
You gay.
It's cool.
You're just so bitch.
It's cool.
But Mo, it's funny you say that because in my head, I'm like, I'm dying in my head because
it's like, yo, all the talk and jokes about being washed, like, it's another level
when the reader is like, yo, dawg, the spirits are saying you're washed.
Like, listen, she went further, and she was like, and this, I knew I was washed, but she
was like, you know, just going off of what I would have thought your energy would have
said, I thought it would have said that you were toxic, and you were a cheater, and that
you were shelved off from love.
But what the cards are saying
is actually the exact opposite.
Like, you are so ready for love.
Like, have you had a powerful example of love in your life?
Like, did your mom marry your dad?
Like, it's a gaping, gaping, gaping hole there for you.
Never experienced that. And it's odd.
I'm just trying to rapid fire off what she was
giving me. She said it's
odd because
you
on paper
have done the work
and on paper you look like
you should be happy so you do your best job
of being happy but that gaping hole of... She said I don't know if you've should be happy. So you do your best job of being happy.
But that gaping hole of, she said, I don't know if you've ever felt love.
Have you felt love?
I said, no.
It's funny, imagine it.
I don't think I, she said, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you haven't.
Yeah, you haven't.
So she was just giving me the sauce, man.
Yeah, you haven't.
Yeah, you haven't.
So she was just giving me the sauce, man.
She told me that I'm dumbing myself down in my romance life because I get trapped in the cycle of giving yourself to people that there may not be a future with.
And then you just get stuck in that.
But it's not because you're being toxic.
It's because you're generally attempting to try.
She was giving it up in there. She was really giving it up up in there and she did an amazing job at that right yeah so i processed that
information the way i needed to and at the end of the call you know what i said to myself maul
what you guessed it she's got to do maul a tarot card that was my that was that was my only thought
she's gotta read maul somebody it was it was was a tarot card reader on Twitter maybe two years ago that read my cards or something like that.
I didn't ask her to do it.
She just did it and was like posting it and everybody was like retweeting it.
I was like, I didn't ask her to do this.
So that happened.
It must have been the same woman.
Yeah.
Because two years ago someone did that and I asked my friend Raven.
She was like, yeah, no, I watched it.
And I said, before I could even get out, should I watch it? She said, don't. Don't. Don't watch that. And I asked my friend Raven. She was like, yeah, no, I watched it. And I said, before I could even get out, should I watch it?
She said, don't.
Don't?
Don't watch that.
You're good.
She didn't say anything good.
She didn't say anything good?
You're fucked.
Yeah.
Damn.
I forgot what she said about me.
So you are willing to do that?
I don't believe in that, but I'll do it.
Just for like the shits and giggles.
Oh, man.
Funny you say we have
a connector wow so funny that oh you mean like right now so funny you should mention that buddy
on air right here for you yeah but nah man cassidy i might have been tricking me i told
her i was gonna call no i just i just asked her this today if she would do this and she said yes
we're here for you mo hello hello this is joe button from the joe button
podcast may i speak to amanda please this is amanda amanda look you throw me amanda
we just called you know i'm saying amanda can you hear us well i can hear you well. Everyone else is kind of in the background.
All right, so good.
I'm going to bring the phone closer to my good brother, Maul.
This is some fun.
Maul, Amanda, I was just telling the story of my reading
and how I was told that I had gaping holes in the love department
and that there were no women in my cards, right?
That's pretty much what I said, yeah, for at least six months.
Thanks.
That's pretty much what i said yeah for at least six months thanks that's pretty much so so i was saying i told maul that i would love for him to get a a romance a romance reading
and he was totally down for it so okay good so so here we are i'm gonna hand him the phone
hopefully we can get a clear mic check going and you guys can exchange energy
amanda how you doing i'm good how are you i'm good
i'm good so they tell you nervous no i'm not nervous no you don't get nervous okay no this is
this is fun okay yeah now wait wait time out time out more you have to play a little bit but if you
see a little if you see a lot of them know like don't on air. So don't, you know what I mean?
Okay, so how honest do you want me to be?
Because I don't know what's going to come out right now.
We have an edit button.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, just let it flow.
We'll edit it.
We have an edit button.
Okay.
All right.
Are we good to start?
Yes, we are.
Oh, okay, okay.
So if this is a love reading do you want
me to just do your love life in general or do you have people in mind that you want to know about
or no just in general just in general always always in general just in general
never specific you can let me know what state they in though okay this doesn't go like that I don't hear a shuffle
She's getting your energy
Don't interrupt the energy
I heard a little shuffle
You heard a little shuffle?
She's about to read this nigga
You gonna hit or stay?
It's lit now to read this nigga you're gonna hit or stay oh my god um oh god do you like particularly enjoy like the the courting process do i like i'm getting i'm getting that you when it comes to love the energy around you
is that you really like the beginning part like you um you like the idea of getting to know
somebody right away you like the idea of sleeping with somebody right away you like the idea of getting to know somebody right away You like the idea Of sleeping with somebody right away
You like the idea
Yeah
And I think that like you unlike
Maybe a lot of other men
Is once you do sleep with somebody
You still kind of
Like to be romantic afterwards
Which is like not that common
I knew that about him
I knew that was his you love your host you're you're um it's like they would think that maybe
it's over or they would think that you would kind of back off a little bit and you're you're still
you're still pursuing it and i also am getting that I mean this could also be on the
end of the of the woman so I guess I don't want to assume that this is about
you but you also do some social media stalking
okay it's on there all right i'm getting that i'm sure there is an element of that it could a lot of elements of that you're you're um you're trying to scope them out like they're trying to
see if you're honest about what you're doing because you are being so romantic and they might
they may not um take that as being genuine but I also am getting kind of in general, you're pretty good about attracting.
You do know how to manifest happiness when it comes to your love life.
I mean, I'm not saying that.
What's that?
Yeah, talk to me.
I'm listening.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
So in general, the thing that I heard when i was shuffling for you is that it's
fun this is fun like this is fun we're having fun and you're i think you when it comes to like
pursuing love and pursuing somebody else like you look at it as like a friendly sport and that could
also have to do with like comparison to your friends or whatever but like you're seeing it as just as like kind of like a game wow it's all a game amanda it's all a game the game of love all right so there's no love in
his future at all uh so the okay here's where the truth is coming out i guess i just like pulled a
couple more cards we'll see what those next cards say. Pulled your card.
The fun and everything is not necessary.
That's not it.
You don't give away all of yourself.
I think there's a lot of things that you're working on personally with yourself. It could be mentally, how you want to deal with relationships or whatever.
There's like an aspect of you where you're working on a lot of stuff on your own.
And especially when it comes to a partner, you actually don't like them to know that right away.
Like you wouldn't if you were dating somebody and playing close to them,
like immediately you wouldn't be just tell them like all of these things that you're working on.
You would do that in secret
and then just keep the relationship fun it's like you want to just like you want to hide
like that aspect of you until you're perfect like you're waiting until you're perfect you're
waiting until like you you're like the best partner for this person and then you can tell
them all the things that you're working on but in doing that like you're not letting anybody in
doc doc doc doc card doc card doc card doc he's
he's almost he's almost 40 how much more work i'm gonna this is it no no this is who you are man
yeah i'm working this is you're seeing yourself as a project and you're just you're you're constantly
gonna look at yourself as a project in the projects perfect see wow i knew knew it Amanda I've been trying to tell him
I'm working on me alright so Amanda
just confirmed a lot of things that we knew about
you awesome so the cards is right
the cards is right Amanda
thank you that was a great job Amanda
thank you thank you and Amanda I have some
questions for you after this
Amanda Rory would like to talk to you later okay
okay yeah for sure
excellent thanks babe alright thanks bye see I told y'all Amanda Rory would like to talk to you later, okay? Okay, yeah, for sure. Excellent. Thanks, babe.
All right, thanks.
Bye.
See?
I told y'all.
I didn't tell y'all.
I'm working on me.
I'm waiting for you on me.
Didn't I tell him that?
I think you told him.
Come on, man.
How you bullshit the cards?
You know what I'm saying?
But she let me know I got some coming, though. How you three-card Monty the terror cards?
You heard of Alice.
They coming.
They right there.
She tried to like
Let them fall out the deck
No no no
Pull them back in
They there
Them new cars
Was giving a different vibe
What
It was all about fun
You gotta settle down
You gotta stop that
Honestly
No I would love to
Are you just working on him
Yeah
He's a project
I'm a project
Well you have to open up
To these people
Because Amanda was saying
You hide yourself
To keep things fun
Within the new relationships.
Oh, like working
personal stuff?
Yeah.
I think it's good
so you don't give that
to everybody right away.
Well, eventually
you have to open up.
That's how you end up
on the shade room.
See?
All right, so listen.
Back to music, right?
That's not how that works.
That is how it works.
I care about you.
You're at the shade room
next day.
Text messages.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh-uh.
Not me.
But that was dope, though.
Who is that?
She sounds familiar.
It's Amanda.
Okay, Amanda.
It's Amanda.
Come on.
Appreciate Amanda.
I don't know Amanda, but...
She is really good at that.
Read shit, though.
Sound pretty dead on.
She's pretty good at it.
She sounds like a younger girl, too.
Yo, Sex and the City is coming back. I know that's totally off topic, but... sound pretty dead on she's pretty good at it she sounds like a younger girl too yo sex in the city
is coming back
I know that's totally
off topic but
I saw that
and just like that
is that the name of it
cause it's not
sex in the city
and just like that
and just like that
yeah
how do y'all feel about that
I like it
I was never a watcher
of the original
I watched all of the
sex in the city
every last one of them
that's something I probably
should watch
absolutely that's a go to when you're engaged yeah yeah of the original. I watched all of the Sex and the City's. Every last one of them. That's something I probably should watch. Absolutely.
That's a go-to
when you're engaged.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's how I watch them.
for the whole family?
It gets a bad stick
because it's all women cast
mainly,
but it's a lot of men
roles in it
that you will be like,
okay.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That's important
when you find something
that the girl loves
that you can also fuck with.
Absolutely.
And they just did a real good job of mixing the four different types of women.
Types of women.
Different walks of life.
They did a really great job, and whatever woman I was seeing at the time made me watch all of it.
It's great.
Which out of the four women do you prefer?
Are you more of a Jessica type of guy?
I don't know if I went that far into it rory but
i only brought it up to ask you guys so they're doing this without uh uh samantha yeah they had
and samantha was the horny one now for years and years and years there were there were behind-the-scenes reports of Sarah Jessica Parker's beef with Samantha in real life.
Oh.
So now they're doing this without her, and I only bring it up to ask y'all how y'all would feel if you were her.
Now, they asked her.
They reached out to her.
She doesn't want anything to do with it.
She doesn't want any part of it.
She doesn't want any part.
She can honestly get her own show.
But she doesn't want anything to do with that character is what she said.
Oh, wow.
I can see that character getting her own show.
The character was loosey-goosey on some ho shit.
I'm off of that.
Well, what is the remake?
Is it them at this age?
It's the same thing at this age.
So it's them in their 50s and exploring what those friendships look like at this age.
Okay.
I like that idea.
But who's to say that the horny Samantha would be horny Samantha at 50?
She may have settled down.
Well, no, that's just what they do that's just what they do when there's a behind the scenes beef with
somebody that you know won't come back to our she probably wanted uh more money a bigger role
they all getting paid uh uh allegedly is that they're all getting over a million dollars per
episode absolutely as they should of course but i think but how would y'all feel if y'all were
samantha and you brought back and you brought back the Raw?
I guess it's like how I would feel if Slaughterhouse came back, like just the three of them without
me.
If you turn it down, then...
Yeah, if you turn it down, then that's on you.
Yeah, of course it is, but you would still feel the way.
Oh, speaking of that, speaking of that, we got to clear this up.
Well, I'll clear it up after we do this.
Do you think Slaughterhouse was like the sex in the city of rap?
Were you Samantha?
Roy, it was a really good few pause without your choice.
No, I don't think the Slaughterhouse is the sex in the city of rap.
No, I mean, you compared it.
I was just trying to make sure that's what you meant.
But I do think that Samantha character.
I'm just pulling from my own experience.
I'm just saying, I might feel a way if one of the best shows ever made
were brought back without my iconic
character as well.
Even if I declined the role,
like damn,
no,
that's bringing it back.
But that's why I feel like you can't get mad because if you're offered the
role and then you turn it down,
you can't get mad at them for continuing to do it.
Yeah.
To me,
I would be mad if they brought it back and I didn't know about it.
I just couldn't see not doing it.
Cause it's not like something where you,
it's one,
a limited one,
10 episode series
or something, right?
It's one season.
One season, yeah.
Yeah, do the role.
I mean,
if I'm in my 50s
and I know I have a beef
with a castmate
that's pretty deep,
I'd like some peace
in my 50s.
I don't need to do it
for a check.
This is like the white girl
version of the
Jeezy Gucci beef.
I don't know if it's that deep.
Well, apparently, behind the scenes, it was pretty intense for all of these years.
There was homicides involved?
No, of course not.
Diss records?
Don't step in my joke with real life.
Don't do that again.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I do think that Samantha character should have her own show, though.
I think her character was that big, honestly.
Well, I never watched the original.
This is Sarah Jessica Parker's show, though.
I can't believe that two white guys on this show never saw this show.
I remember my mom watching it.
I think I was just too young for when it aired to watch it.
I remember my mom loving it.
It was just a weird age.
I think I was probably like 17, 18
I wasn't watching TV
you could go back
and
I'd probably enjoy it
you'll like it
be satisfied
with what you see
it's one of those
timeless type of shows
I'm aware of it's
historical
you know
presence
so I got a call
so I got a call
the other night
not to cut you off
but all the girls
keep telling me
to watch Gossip Girls.
Oh, my girl's big on Gossip Girls.
I've seen that twice.
You liked it?
I mean, it's a girly show, but...
I got to watch it.
I'm sorry.
Well, that's the show.
I bumped into a great show last night.
I forgot the name of it, but it's on Showtime, and it's about a stewardess that killed some
dude, and now it's just...
No, that's on HBO.
That was...
Oh, HBO.
Flight Attendant, right?
Yeah, the Flight Attendant. Yeah, that's a good that was oh HBO Flight Attendant right yeah the Flight Attendant
yeah that's a good show
it's pretty good
yeah
well I liked it
as I was going through
did you watch the whole thing
no no no
I'm not done
I watched three episodes
yeah it's pretty good
but the three episodes
are pretty good
what's the name of the flight
oh the Flight Attendant
that's the name of it
yeah good show
listen so while we're on this
so I got a call a few days ago
from none other than
Skane Dollar
Skane
shout out to Skane shout out toane. Shout out to Skane.
Shout out to Skane.
Shout out to Gabby.
My first A&R.
Shout out to Gabby as well.
Skane's doing great.
Gabby is doing great.
They're both doing great.
So Skane hit me and he said, hey, somebody from Epic wants to talk to you.
And that's never good.
Never good when a label wants to talk to you.
Or it could be good you're right but
anyway uh long uh short story long come to find out that webb's brother ty uh shout out to ty
is working at epic i had no idea wow that he was working at epic and has been for a few years now
uh and if you know the story you just know the story but wow man what a fucking story ties that epic so that was awesome but i know that wasn't the
nature of the call sure um so he was telling me how apparently the black eyed peas that story that
we talked about last week uh it was wrong and he went wrong it was wrong okay and we reported it and we were wrong it's me and it's ty so yeah
hit joe and we need that no um so apparently the the black the young the young black lady
didn't want to be didn't want anything to do with the group okay she wasn't kicked out of the group
okay she wanted nothing to do with the group and then they went on about their business.
That's one.
And two, he also wanted to let me know that Black Eyed Peas
is still doing very well.
Apparently, they had one of the largest Latin singles last year.
I had no idea about any of this.
I just love Will.i.am.
Latin music.
The whole last album.
Yeah, but apparently it went like 10 times platinum.
He just was letting me know Black
IPs is still doing Black IPs things
even though we may not know.
So any negative press could indeed affect
that and if we're wrong, I don't ever
want to do that, especially for family.
Their most recent one here with Shakira
is at 169
million views.
It was out a month ago.
Like all the Latin superstars on it.
It was like a whole Latin theme.
We spoke about that here.
I feel like that's the cheat code.
If you have a Latin artist now in this streaming era.
170 million views.
Go Black Eyed Peas.
And I'm hearing Webb will be home soon.
So that's awesome.
Shout out to Webb.
Shout out to Webb.
Always.
So yeah, I just wanted to get that
out of the way
what else
I feel like it was
something else
I need to come back on
they're killing me
for saying that
Ari Lennox gives me
black auntie vibes
by the way
they killed me for that
well she's referred
to herself as that
so if they're killing you
for something she referred
to herself as
that always happens
that's
you guys are defending
someone you don't listen to
yeah
it's fine
think what you want is back
so listen did that ever leave though for me it left for a little while a little bit okay someone you don't listen to. Yeah. It's fine. Think what you want is back.
So listen.
Did that ever leave though?
For me, it left for a little while.
A little bit.
Okay.
It left for a little while. I'm definitely.
You had to check the temperature
because everybody's offended now.
So you had to kind of be like,
I'm sorry.
I live my life on the
think what you want vibe.
I like that.
I had a few months of,
since if we're having
a transparent pod,
I don't know,
that's how you get
into the next level.
I had a few months of
just walking a bit straighter than Joe would normally walk in the beginning of the Spotify deal.
Because I was learning that they have all types of language and shit that is applied to who they deem a shock jock to be.
That's when I was coming in saying, hey, hate speech.
I got to be careful. And all types of shock jock to be right sure that's when i was coming in saying hey hate speech i gotta be careful and all types of shock jock shit i told y'all there was a clause in my contract that said
um that originally said hey if you're fired then you're just fired and y'all out of here we don't
care why any of that and i had to go back and say not not not no why why am i being fired not just
if i'm fired how about if i'm arrested if i do something like
just out of the ordinary not just if i'm fired right so there was a few months in there where
i was just trying to walk the straight line to to protect everybody but boy is that ass
yeah it's not fun to uh is horrible Censure yourself or
My thing is once people know that you're not
Intentionally trying to offend people
Yeah
Like once people know that
That's where your heart is
And a lot of times
A lot of people don't know you like that
They don't know where your heart lies
But once people get a feel of that
And they're like okay this is not a bad person
You don't have to agree with everything
We don't have to agree
We don't have to
Have the same point of view
and perspectives on everything.
And I think the world now
feels like if you don't feel
the way I feel,
then it's offensive
and I don't like you.
Yeah, and it's like
that's not how life works.
It's okay to see things
from different perspectives.
The benefit of the doubt
is dead, too.
Oh, that been dead.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You thought that existed still?
But they're
continuing to kill it i guess it's just more prevalent in my life like we just don't grant
anybody the benefit of the doubt we all just know right away it's sickening but the new the new
consumer feels that if i'm listening to something everyone's speaking should cater to how i think
yeah it's a really odd way to think when you're listening to people you don't know
or owe you any type of explanation.
You can't win on the internet. I've seen people say
we're way too PC now and then I
see people say you're using your platform irresponsibly
with jokes. Correct. Exactly.
Which is it?
That too. Hey, think what you want.
Yeah.
I don't sit here trying
to purposely offend anyone. That's the most I can put out there is I'm not I'm not I don't sit here trying to Purposely offend anyone
Same
And that's the most I can put out there
Is like
I'm not trying to offend anybody
Okay but
Now they're gonna take that clip
And be like
Oh I remember when the old podcast
When they wanted to offend everyone
You pussy
Yeah
You can't win
You can't win
No
Listen six and seven years later
I never wanna sound the way I did
On episode one
No
Or episode ten
I don't wanna think that way Like I wanted my one No Or episode ten I don't want to think that way
Like I wanted my thinking
To change
I would hope so
My perspectives
To change as well
Yeah
I agree with you guys
They be throwing so many
Industry relationships on us
Yeah
Word
Look at them trying to protect
Their Uzi friendship
Fam
I've never met Uzi
Never met him
Probably a great guy
I've never talked to him
Never met him
I don't know anyone that knows him.
It's insane.
Maybe I just,
I liked it or didn't like it.
Right.
So over the past few days,
I got a text.
I got a text in a group chat
from a very credible
and reputable source.
And it was a drop,
it was a Dropbox link.
And it said, hey, it was the Dropbox link to the new fake Drake album.
And I put it on for a few songs.
And I cut it off and I said to myself,
yo, Drake is really about to kill, man.
There's really some really amazing music
on the way to the general public yeah and i know some of you are saying well how do you know that
from a fake drake album well listen here
if they put together the little schemey scheme that they do in the scientist meeting room where they put the little fake album together and circulate and
say,
this is the album.
Like if there's a group chat with that scheme,
he's done this scheme before.
Well,
much of it's calculated to much of 2020 was him leaking records.
And even on his own soundcloud,
it would say leak.
Yeah.
But remember,
this was a
thing he was doing that nigga invented some technology one time did i what what the hell
he sent he sent his album through phone to the homies and it was a link so you couldn't send it
from that phone to another phone like he was blockchaining or some shit i was like yo i got
it but i can't send it to you what was was that? Take care? Nothing was the same.
One of them where he just changed the technology game.
And I said, oh, it is heat on the way.
You can't send the link from your phone to another phone?
Yeah.
I would hope to see this next level.
Hey, fake Drake album circulating and some people stupid enough to believe that it's real?
Oh, yeah.
It's heat coming.
And that's all I got.
And not even on some,
yo, we had these records.
The general public
could have had all these leaks
for the past two years.
Yeah.
Like, we were listening
to the organization record
at Lex's birthday two years ago
off Twitter.
Not something we were sent.
Like, these are all old leaks that have been to the general public on social
media.
And listen,
if you don't believe nothing I'm saying,
right.
And we're going to get off of Drake cause we'd be on,
I'd be on Drake too much.
So we're going to get off of this.
But if you don't believe nothing I'm saying,
try to look at it this way.
Think of a goal that you had set,
right.
And you finally got it accomplished after years and years and years.
Some people thought it would never get done.
You did it.
And this is going to make a lot of people happy.
What's one of the first things you're going to do?
You guessed it.
Gather up all your favorite people and go to the Bahamas.
Sounds like a fucking plan.
And buy a yacht.
Yeah.
And buy a yacht. With a big living room. And buy a yacht. Yeah. And buy a yacht.
With a big living room.
And then record on the yacht.
And then gamble some.
Yeah, why not?
Hey, I got money coming in.
Money's coming out in the next few months.
Yeah.
Oh, like 40, 50 million in the next few months.
Hey, let's get a game.
Hey, get a little baby on the-
Let's get a game.
Hey, where's the little baby?
Let's get a little game going.
You know the drink called, little baby.
Hey, you want to play?
Come on.
Yeah. I know Babysleeve. I'm going to bed called Lil Baby. Hey, you want to play? Come on.
I know Baby was there.
I'm going to bed right now.
Come on, just play one round.
One hand.
One hand.
One hand.
Five million.
I'm sending the helicopter.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sending the 757 with my name on it.
That looked like somebody that just finished doing some shit.
Yeah.
Can't wait to hear it. That's all I got.
He has a lot of things to pull from in 2020.
I wish he stopped pulling.
It seems like he's clearing the hard drives.
He's hitting me, telling him, back on road.
Just sit down.
Just stay seated, bro.
It's just funny because it's all right, man.
It's OK.
Don't worry about it.
It's all right.
Ah!
What I said, though?
Back on roll.
What I said.
I seen shit.
Oh, I seen shit.
Yo.
Yo, Mo is an idiot.
That's why I can't part with this nigga, man.
Back on road. Yo, niggas is. Back on fucking road. Oh, they ill. Was it why I can't part with this nigga, man. Back on road.
Back on fucking road.
Oh, they ill.
Was it back on road?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, but shit.
Apparently.
I'm in the crib.
I ain't on the road.
Yeah, after all the fun in the world.
After having the time of your fucking life, yeah.
Yeah, back on road.
Gotta love it, man. Yo, Marlon's the greatest on road Gotta love it man Your mall is the greatest
Gotta love life man
Life is great
I'm telling you
2021 is the greatest
Life is great man
It is so much
Fun out there right now
I'm having a blast
It is
Oh yeah
Knock on wood
Knock on wood
Alright
What else we got
What else we got
What else is in
Oh hey I listened to the leaks
I mean
Went up to San Am
Yeah I did
Yeah but who cares
A lot of those we heard already I don't care about the leaks yeah I did yeah but who cares a lot of those
we heard already
I don't care
about the leaks
it just goes to
show how
great of an artist
he is
cause those
leaks would be
like hell for
some people
that those
records
some of those
records leaked
the leaks were
to the point
people thought
it was actually
the album
yeah
I hope he
finishes that
intoxicating record
yeah that was
hard
I want that
one to get
finished and
be put on
the album
what is Flex saying now Flex is saying that if drake didn't get exposed for having ghost
writers he would be the greatest rapper of all time that's the headline i don't know if that's
a direct quote i didn't do any research um nor do i particularly care that it might not be anything
wrong with that quote no no i know we like to just jump to something being wrong with a quote
that might just be fine to say
yeah I don't see that being too far
it might not be problematic
I think it's a conversation and he has been
exposed for having ghost writers quote unquote
I think it's still a convo
that's being had
absolutely it's a convo to be had
I'll be honest that is the one thing
for me that is stopping me
from that and I need a full rap album from him.
Okay.
He's still top five greatest rap artist to me.
In order to be considered the greatest rapper of all time,
I would need a rap album from you.
I don't like that one, no.
I mean, you're talking about the greatest rapper label.
You would have to.
You would have to give me a rap album.
Most of his albums are mostly rap.
That's what i'm saying i
don't like that they are but i see what you're saying for the ones that we do have what does
no singing no singing at all it could be it could be melodic it could be melodies i'm not because
it's music i i want it to be good music but when i say rap i mean when we talk about who the greatest
rappers are yeah compare those projects to why we call those who the greatest rappers are yeah compare those projects
to why we call those rappers
the greatest rappers
sure
and then compare Drake's
best projects
you understand what I'm saying
you just hear the difference
in like a real rapper
versus an amazing artist
cause to me
Drake is bigger than rap
that's why I said
he's top 5 greatest
rap artist of all time
he might be top 5
don't do that
cause we argued
I said Take Care
was more of a rap album
than an R&B album, and that was one of our
bigger debates years ago.
I don't want to get us stuck on a Drake tangent
because we're going to have to discuss this
at some point in detail.
No, this is going to lead us right into our next topic.
Is it? What's our next topic?
I thought that was our next topic.
I feel like that logic of
he needs to do this and that is the same logic
that people take andre out of contention oh and that's crazy to me come on man i'm here just
all you gotta do is set the screen and go i was hoping we weren't gonna
that's why i'm gonna see you i'm gonna see you all right but hold up since you do that let me
ask you now that this is this we about to talk about this what are we talking about is that why
he's like some of the greatest though like absolutely that's why he's in that conversation got it
that's why that changes the whole line now absolutely and something tells me that that
that clever guy there what maul and i are discussing and that we're trying to not really
discuss because we're going to have to discuss it at some point is the Michael B. Jordan line from the Drake leak that we've been talking.
We've talked about this line a bunch.
Oh, okay.
But in a new light now.
Got it.
With the Lori Harvey, Michael B. Jordan news.
The lucky left.
Which, by the way, that right hand is fire.
If I know.
Yes.
If I know anything
About the boy
That guy
Is fucking good man
Wow
How ironic
Both were leaked
At the same time
How does he do this
Listen man
I'm done dick riding man
That boy is good
This is gossipy
I don't even want to do that
Yeah I'm off of it, too.
Life is great.
But listen.
Shout out to the beautiful couple.
So what are we on right now?
Lori Harvey and Michael B. Jordan announced themselves to the internet as a couple.
Allegedly.
Or just good pictures.
Yeah.
Maybe they're photogenic together.
Maybe a music video.
Okay, now listen. I didn't even think about that, Mo. This is not a music video. Yeah. Maybe they're photogenic together. Maybe a music video. Okay, now listen.
I didn't even think about that, Mo.
This is not a music video.
No.
It could be a Drake video.
It could be a Drake video.
She could be an actress now.
This could be a movie.
She doesn't talk.
This looks like Love Jones part two.
Silent film, Parks,
bringing it back.
She's vintage.
She shops at Urban.
Why is this news?
Someone tell me.
I don't know.
But it was big news.
Well, anytime the real estate game.
It took over the timeline.
I hate to say the timeline, but it did.
Yeah.
This was the talk of a lot of group chats.
Yes, absolutely.
Tell me why.
Well, two of the.
Two star-as.
Yeah, in our culture.
They're both a star-a.
True. the two staras yeah in our culture they're both a stara true and um yeah i mean it's you know the realest nigga in the game made another real move i'm talking about laurie harvey by the way when i
yeah you know i mean just another unpack that for me why is she the realest thing in the game
because uh when she moves on it's not it's not like uh we don't get the messy breakups the messy text messages uh leaked uh dms we don't get that from her
like you she just pops up with you know whoever she's dating at the moment and it's like oh she's
with this person now she uh but it's it's i like i just i just like the way she moves i like the
way she moves in that she keeps it private it. It's public, but it's private.
We know who she's dating, obviously, whenever she's dating.
But it's private in the sense of we never really know they've broken up until she pops out with her next stud.
She's a youngster that moves by the old codes.
Absolutely.
And I love it.
And she's showing the young women out here that you don't need to leak DMs
and go straight
to do an interview
with Jason Lee
to get your shit off.
You don't have to do that.
Stop, Rory.
Stop that.
See, and that's my issue
right there.
Stop that.
I got to call a spade
a spade 2021, man.
And she's showing
the young girls that, Rory.
How many of the other
young girls have this opportunity?
She's leading by example.
I don't know.
She's not saying it.
She's leading by example.
They should definitely follow. She's showing there's another path don't know. She's not saying it. She's definitely not saying it. They should definitely follow.
She's showing there's another path
that you don't have to get
fucking messy and corny
and expose and be a fucking idiot
to get attention.
You don't have to be messy.
Because these people
are striving for attention,
which is weird too.
No, some of y'all do.
That's why it's done.
I don't think so.
This is Lori Harvey.
Everyone doesn't look
like Lori Harvey.
Daughter of the Harveys.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, young, successful woman.
Her choice choices in the dating pool and her dating pool altogether.
I don't want to I don't want to mislead people out there to think everybody just has the dating pool that Lori Harvey has.
That is not true.
But are we commending
Lori Harvey
for just how she dates?
No, I'm commending.
Because we all love
how she dates.
I know why I'm going
to big her up today.
I'm going to big both of them up.
Congratulations to both of them.
Celebrate back, Black Love.
Let me hear a round
of applause, please.
It's just going to be fun
if this comes out
as a music video.
What a beautiful couple.
Word.
I can't wait to see whatever content comes from couple word i can't wait to see whatever content
comes from this i can't wait can't wait to hear whatever future song comes from this i can't wait
to hear whatever meek song i can't wait to hear any song that says anything about this right that's
number one but two i support this for of us having like and i hate to even say it this
way so i don't take it this way but you know what i'm saying i think we need like the a black family
to have that kardashian effect and if laurie harvey continues on this trajectory where she just commands spotlight, then who's to say that she's not Kylie Jenner in 10 years?
I'm with you.
And I support that part.
No, I think.
But just the dating.
No, no, no.
Awesome.
Congrats.
Again, saying something similar in the sense, I'm not talking about them specifically.
I'm talking about, and I'm not saying Lori Harvey is an attention seeker. I think it's kind of quite the opposite.
You can still get what all these attention seeking people, not just women, people period,
are striving to get without having to do the no integrity, messy nonsense bullshit.
You just don't have to. There's an example that you could do it the other way. And you're saying
she's very pretty. We've seen a bunch of pretty women do a bunch of messy shit
and they look mad ugly to us now.
They don't look attractive anymore. And vice versa, I'm just a straight
man and like women, so I view it that way. I'm sure women can say the same thing that someone attractive
dude, he started acting like a messy, messy idiot and say, well, that guy's
not very attractive anymore.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
That happens.
Well, I'm well-versed.
Well, I know enough about the Lori Harvey story.
So I just think- I haven't read the autobiography,
so I don't know much about her.
Yeah, so I'm just saying-
She has an autobiography?
No, Rory's just being-
Oh, I'm about to be like, what the fuck is happening?
Weren't we in such a good groove these last few pods?
Like, honest, think about it.
You got to listen to the streets.
Like, weren't we really vibing these last few pods?
Like, come on.
Yeah, I just like it.
I like it.
And I do get women liking there being a woman to enact man shit on men.
Like, to just pick up men, have fun with them for a few months,
throw them away.
I'm starting to support that powerful movement.
I am.
Do it with me, someone.
It's not in your cards, man.
Throw me away.
It's not in your cards.
It's not in my cards.
Gaping holes.
Gaping holes.
Stop saying gaping holes.
Why?
It doesn't matter.
Shut up.
All right.
On to more important things.
Let's see what we got.
What we got?
I'm outside in the AMG.
Oh, mall karaoke.
TNT.
TT.
Come on, Joe.
Hit him with some karaoke.
Wait, what'd you say to get yourself hyped up?
What'd you say?
I'm bossy.
I'm the one that's been on the track.
I'm the one that's bringing it back.
That's right. I'm the one that's... I never said that. That's not what I said I'm the one that's Bringing it back That's right
I'm the one that's
I never said that
That's what she said
I never rapped that
That's not a bop
That is what you just said
No that record was a good record
You never hummed that to yourself
No
I'm bossy
I'm the one that's
Bringing it back
That's the one that's
Bringing it back
That's right
I'm all
It's happening
Who sang that
Khalees or Gwen Stefani
One of the white girls sang this one.
Khalees?
I thought Khalees.
I thought it was Rashida.
Who is Rashida?
She got a record like that, though, right?
Who's Rashida?
From Love & Hip Hop.
That's her name, right?
Rashida Jones?
You thought Rashida had one of the number one songs in the country?
It sounded something like that.
Yeah, come on.
What is wrong with you?
Don't it?
What's Rashida's song?
And I see you still liking April Jones pictures.
I'm already going to fuck you up.
April looks great.
You was the last nigga holding on after that Fizz debacle.
Don't do that again.
You thought that was going to turn me away?
I did.
Nah, I'm still here, man.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, Jasmine.
Hi.
We are so excited.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my excited. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait a minute.
What's up, y'all?
Yo, oh my God.
I'm grouping out right now.
Act like you've been here before.
Can you see me?
I look good.
You look nice.
Am I looking good?
I'm looking good for y'all.
Wow.
Feeling me?
Was that your way?
You're the let me get a hug dude.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me intro this the right way, man.
We got a queen here.
Listen, man.
We've been talking this up.
Absolutely.
Some of y'all know the vibes.
We are honored.
We have the privilege.
Big facts. Of speaking to Jasmine. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. Hold the vibes. We are honored. We have the privilege of speaking to Jasmine.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
Hold up now.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
She don't even know how fire this is.
Hey.
We have the honor, the pleasure of speaking with the amazingly talented songstress, Jasmine Sullivan.
Let me hit the round of applausestress, Jasmine Sullivan.
Let me hit the round of applause, Jasmine, real quick so we can honor you the right way.
I got to turn that up louder.
You know what I mean?
She dropping too many.
You got to give Jasmine some gunshots, too, though.
Hold on.
Let me get some gunshots for Jasmine.
Give her some gunshots.
Let me give her some gunshots.
Show how we do this.
There you go.
Lick some shots.
I want you on love no more.
All right.
Oh, yes.
All right.
All right.
Enough applause.
Jasmine Sullivan, how are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm overwhelmed.
It's been a lot of love and relief, too, for getting the project out finally and everybody
seeming like they love it.
So, I'm good.
No, this is an amazing project.
No, we love this.
Thank you.
Amazing.
This is amazing.
We love this.
Amazing.
Now, what hole were you drawing from?
What hole were you pulling your inspiration from?
I know it wasn't you.
What do you mean it wasn't you?
I know it wasn't you. Listen it wasn't you listen I'm grown I'm grown
I know but you ain't people she combed her hair with the hand I'm grown
you ain't me DMing her from my pocket she didn't peep it either oh god all right. It's from some of it is from my personal life.
It's from friends, family, just stories of real women.
And we all experience a lot of the same things. And I'm not ashamed to tell my story and tell those stories.
And I feel like it's important for people to hear them because a lot of the time women's stories are muted and and and or um we have to
present ourselves a certain way for the masses and i just feel like that's whack and it's kind
of dated it's like you know everybody has layers everybody has been through things everybody got
trauma and it's okay to have going through something or still be going through something
and that be your story and you're trying to figure figure life out like that's what everybody's trying to do anyway so so and that's what's
fucked up about this jasmine is like when when i was in search of you you was trying to figure
life out and like we should have met we should have met when you was trying to figure life out
wow no because then you wouldn't get this amazing body of music. No, we would have got an amazing body of music.
The Joe and Hotel.
Hey, there would have been another few girl skits on that album.
Okay.
It probably would have been a mess.
Even more of a mess.
Listen, but are you currently single?
No.
I have a man of three years.
Congratulations.
With all that content?
He's a strong king.
What a king. He is very strong. Yes, he actually helped me put some of it together. Congratulations. With all that content? He's a strong king. What a king.
He is very strong.
Yes, he actually helped me put some of it together.
So, we good.
So, listen.
I got to beef with you, and then I'll toss it to my co-host.
But this Price Tags record was triggering.
Why?
Because I'm tricking.
I'm spending on love
and then I hear this record
and then it was like
oh
is that what needs to be done
yes
I mean for some women
yeah I mean
yes
we want to be taken care of
we want security
I don't see what the big deal is
I mean
wow look
what wow wow sis never mind then if you don't see what the big deal is I mean it's Wow look What?
Wow
Wow sis never mind then if you don't
What?
If you don't
What do you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?
It's not particularly my story
But it's definitely
You know part of me
Has wanted to be taken care of
To not have to worry about
Taking care of myself
Because as a black woman a lot of us always
have had to do that like we got to take care of everything we got to take care of ourselves
our kids our men our family everything and um i don't think it's wrong to want something different
okay gentlemen understood okay gentlemen gentlemen um most artists with EPs kind of just do it to put a few records out in the meantime before their album.
Putting this much detail and story into an EP, was that the original goal?
Or was this an album idea that you decided, let's just keep this at this amount of records with these interludes and these stories?
No, it was always supposed to be an ep because actually like a couple years ago when i went to talk about putting the album together um i really was in a bad place like i couldn't
write i couldn't really even sing at that time and i really just wasn't feeling confident
and i went to uh my anr and the president and we tried to kind of brainstorm what the next project
would be about and um they were like you know to kind of
take it easy on yourself uh because i think i put a lot of pressure on myself after reality show um
they were like won't you just think of it as like a concept piece and go that route so but it always
was supposed to be an ep just because i don't think it's enough songs for me to call it an album. So that's probably, that was really what it was.
Oh no.
God, oh no.
Listen.
My follow up to that is,
we were talking,
being this comfortable
with putting this high quality music
as well as features on an EP,
what the fuck do you have
in the tuck for the album?
Word.
It's true.
Like, what did you say,
nah, I'm going to hold this for the album?
People not just throwing their Ari and her feature on the EP. And Anderson... tuck for the album word like what did you say nah i'm gonna hold this people yeah people not
just throwing their ari and her feature on the ep yeah and anderson pock like well i'm not gonna
hold you i still have to um figure out what um my album is gonna be um if it's if it's up to me
it'll probably something be totally different because i feel like i've i've done this and i've um gotten this out of my system um but i mean ep albums it's all the same
to me it's a body of work is what you put now is what people are hearing so like i'm not gonna
put more pressure on myself and be like well how do i top this because i think that's
the mindset that i kind of got into even after reality show like okay well what do i do now
and so um i'm gonna just try to come up with something dope.
It'll probably be different.
I don't know what, but, you know, I'm here now.
So I'm just trying to focus here.
Are you and Issa Rae fucking with people with these tweets
about a different project, maybe a deluxe?
Like, talk to us.
Man, I just spoke to Issa like two days ago and we don't have anything planned.
I was surprised that she was even down to do it because I know she's super
busy and she got like a lot of projects and stuff like that. And, um, uh,
we're talking,
so hopefully we can get something out because I've always wanted to marry,
um, great visuals with um my music because
I feel like when I'm writing you can kind of see the story and it's so great with just like putting
out just great um relatable content and I just feel like it would just be a match made in heaven
so we are we are literally talking about it now and texting each other it's our birthday actually
um happy birthday Issa we. Happy birthday, Issa.
We love you.
The legend, Issa Rae.
Of course.
Hopefully, we can do something great and we can expand the story of hotels.
Well, you seem a lot happier these days.
You go from busting windows out your car.
We got all of that.
We got that energy.
I missed that, though.
Yeah, yeah.
We got that I missed that though yeah yeah we got that energy and now we got
you know girl like me bodies price tags like but on it on it on it how about on it though
yeah it's like it's a lot of it's how about on it we said though
talk about that project the energy is just like you're having you can tell like you're having fun
it was definitely meant for that it was like um just to kind of having, you can tell like you're having fun. It was definitely meant for that.
It was like just to kind of take it easy on myself, like I said.
And also these stories, I feel like are the stories that you have with your girlfriends all the time.
And I just felt like that shit is funny and people need to hear it.
Like one of my favorite tales is the Dinah tale.
I wasn't actually present when that happened.
My mom curated the air house and had people come over and he was eating and
drinking,
obviously.
Um,
but like that goes to show that the conversations are happening from when you
are in your twenties or thirties to when you,
and your fifties or sixties or seventies,
like those same conversations are happening.
And,
um,
you know,
it's,
it's just real life.
We trying to figure it out like stop take it easy on
yourself sis you don't gotta have everything together and you know it's okay to go through
these these uh experiences that you go through and you'll be good i said this behind your back
so i'll say it to your face uh what you say? What you say? Just just my opinion of your abilities with your ability with your voice, like the things that you can do with your voice.
I'm really waiting to see you and Brandy together. Oh, I love Brandy.
I mean, who doesn't love Brandy? We love Brandy since I was a kid.
And we both have a mutual love and respect for each other. And it's definitely going to come one day.
For me, I'm not like hype about like the wind.
The wind of things are going to happen.
It's just it got to be the right project.
I got to be the right time.
With that said, with vocalists, I do have to ask, what do you think of the whispered singer genre that has kind of
taken over r&b specifically with the women yeah i don't have an opinion about anybody's art like
honestly i feel like how you present is how you present is what you want to do like i don't i
don't listen to somebody like oh they need to sing louder or they need to riff more.
I'm like,
if that's how you want to share it,
if that's what makes you happy,
if that's what you love to do,
then do it.
Because I don't want nobody judging me
if I want to do,
if I want to scat
on the fucking R&B,
excuse me,
R&B song.
You know what I'm saying?
So I give people the space
to do what they want.
Now, I have to ask,
this On It anthem.
You back to that? You back to On this this this on it anthem you back to that you back to on it this on it anthem he's been running a streaming phone that record has been streaming from his
house oh that record is streaming a few things for me listen the inspiration behind such a tune
i thought that that record would get maul to open up to how he throws it back when they throw it on him, but it didn't.
Wait, what?
It didn't.
From what back to what?
That's the song he does his busset challenge to.
Jasmine, do not let these guys lie on me.
I don't do the busset challenge.
Love the Ony record, though.
I love that record.
Great record What are you What I'm asking you is
What do you think of
The growing community
Of women nowadays
Who have a problem
With sitting on it
And just being amazing
What
Who
I don't know any woman
Who has a problem
With sitting on it
At all
Back when I was fucking
They was trying to make me
Get on top all the time.
When I asked them to change
positions, I could hear them sucking their teeth.
They was rolling their eyes at me.
They said, no, nigga, you stay there.
Well, first of all, let me just tell you,
you got to be worth somebody
wanting to sit on you. It's a circuit.
I'm not worth it.
Gaping holes.
Gaping holes in my moment.
Alright, so I'm not worth it. You see, it is. Gaping holes. Gaping holes in my romance. She's going to let you know.
All right,
so I'm not worth it yet.
All right, I got to get there.
I got to work my way there.
I'm sure you were worth it.
And then sometimes
you don't want to.
So that song
is about when you
want to sit on it.
I mean,
every time you don't
want to sit on it
or you don't want to do
anything.
You don't need,
listen,
you don't need media training
to tell me my dick is trash. It's fine me get to my let me get let me get to my
next question because that's really what they say that mall all right my bad my bad we we all we
all love you uh fucking um we just love you right so So in your absence What transformation maybe were you experiencing behind the scenes that your fans are not and haven't been privy to?
that has
helped to
Produce the the product is standing in front of us today because you went away for a little bit and niggas like me were
Disappointed like we were wondering I went away
So I had a horrible relationship um
that that resulted in um domestic abuse at the time i came back with reality show um after that
i had started touring reality show and um i had planned on just kind of taking a short break and time kind of got away from me, but,
but I experienced my own point in time where I was kind of just wowing a
little bit. And I didn't know at the time why I was doing those things.
But you know, when I had some time to process, I'm like, Oh,
I was still healing from that relationship that kind of like threw me for a loop.
And some things happened in it that I never thought that I would experience.
I let some things happen that I never thought I would.
And I kind of became a different person.
And sometimes you think you've healed and you haven't.
And like you're going about your life and, you know, situations come up and then you start kind of acting out things from
the past that you didn't even know were still there.
And so that's kind of what was happening in that played a part in the project itself.
And also like after the aftermath of all that stuff happening, well, just feeling some type
of way about myself and the decisions I made and feeling like I needed to
give myself some grace and realize that I had
been through some things. I had some trauma that I wasn't
fully healed from.
I'm
okay. I may have done some things that
I wasn't proud of or acted certain ways that I
wasn't proud of, but I'm still good. I'm still
Jasmine and that doesn't make up the
whole of me. That's what I want
females to know is that
um certain parts of your life that may not be cookie cutter or may not you know not be the best
doesn't make up the sum of who you are and just then give yourself some grace and give
the women around you grace as well well going through that did you feel just because I feel
like the casual fan knows jasmine for the
hurt bag the bust of windows out your car lions and tigers and bear things and and she held
niggas down on hold you down did you was holding him down on that oh did you feel like you had to
come back with the hurt bag to get back into the quote mainstream she don't sound hurt on this
album i don't know what i'm saying she didn't come back hurt
and I would like a hurt anthem
again
you want a hurt one?
like forever don't last too long
can you make another one of those or did you lose that sauce
no
cause when you happy in a relationship now
so I don't know
maybe you not sad you can't make the sad joint
no that's not true.
I mean, I've been sad enough.
Hey!
Got some left.
Me too.
Me too.
I ain't got to be sad right now to make one.
But no, that just wasn't the vibe for this.
It was, you know, I just wanted more to empower women.
Yeah.
No, I'm glad you didn't fall to the pressure of let me do what the mainstream knows me and loves me for.
Let me actually make some real shit that's true to me at the time so i think you accomplished one of the
rare feats of having a project drop that will be an album or project of the year contention
at the top of the year yeah like most times we forget about those projects that come at the top
of the year but you very you the bar. You set the bar.
I want to thank you.
I don't have any more questions.
If you guys do, feel free.
I'm just appreciative.
No, I just want to say thank you for this project because you are one of our voices in our culture that we love.
People that love music, love R&B, know where Jasmine Sullivan's voice ranks.
Better believe it.
So it's just a pleasure to hear you again.
You look great.
You make it sound amazing.
You make it sound amazing.
The hoes love.
I mean.
Yeah, like if a female R&B singer
can make an album
that I can play all day,
it's a great album
because I don't listen
to a lot of R&B.
So thank you.
I appreciate y'all.
And don't do that to her
and them no more neither.
Don't do what you did.
We ain't going to talk about it.
But you was,
you was just. No, you was showing out you was you was just no you was showing out
on Tiny Desk
yeah you was showing out
you was showing out
you was
that was a vocal
that was a vocal clinic
let me say this
the women
and the men
that I got on my project
I love
love
love them
they go crazy
her, Ari, and Anderson
can all sing
and they held their own
oh no absolutely
we just talking shit.
We love them all.
We love them all.
We talking shit.
We love them all.
They are so super talented.
Nobody is competing with each other.
We love each other and respect each other as artists.
That's always going to be my stance.
If I get a chance to work with anybody, if I F with you, I want us all to shine.
That's all it's about is making the best product.
So, like, I feel like they all put their ass, like, they did their thing.
No, they did.
They did.
It's a great project.
No, we wasn't talking about them.
We saying, diss the Whispering Chicks.
That should be your next thing.
Do Takeover.
R&B style.
Diss all the Whispering Chicks.
I know, Michelle.
Whatever.
Listen, thank you, Jasmine.
Your project is amazing uh many people calling it
an instant classic i just thank you for taking the time out with us we appreciate it thank you
thank you so much we love you and congrats i appreciate y'all y'all was nice that was nice
to me hold up hold up what you thought you was walking into? Yo, you know what? Let me say this. The artists that work well with their publicists,
they never know what to expect when they come here.
But I always say, yo, we have the,
we're afforded the luxury of not even speaking about artists
that we don't fuck with.
Right.
Like, we don't just take the people
that are on their promo run.
So if we want to talk to you, we have all the love and respect in the world for you.
It would never be a bad time.
Never.
So you're a friend of the show officially.
Please get the Brandy record done.
Please get the Brandy record done.
And hopefully when your album drops, you'll come back and see us, yes?
Yes, yes, of course.
Thank y'all.
No, thank you the queen the amazing jasmine sullivan
album out in your phone right this second hotel some people say it's an instant classic it is
there's some songs on there that my man man great fucking project. Yeah, 1,000%. We love her, man.
She's great.
What a queen.
Super, super talented.
Amazing vocalist.
What a queen.
She is everything.
I just hate when people tell half the story.
That's my only issue with her.
Who told half the story?
Jasmine and Ari.
When you sit on a record, it sounds great, and now all the women will assume that it's the most amazing time when they sit on it record like it sounds great
and now all the women
will assume
that it's the most amazing time
when they sit on it
we went through this
with WAP as well
but when you don't have that WAP
and they try to sit on it
and they gotta go up and down
a few times
and your dick
gotta kinda bust through
yeah
yeah
they all bust through
and for some reason
they didn't put a third verse
on that record
they loop
didn't hear the third
loop on it one with a loop on it yeah didn't put a third verse on that record. Hey, loop. Didn't hear the third one.
Put a loop on it.
Yeah, didn't.
That's all.
Spit on it.
That's going to be your remix?
Loop on it?
Loop on it?
Good.
Dropping that next week.
I'm not rushing to call you back if I had to bust through.
Nah, sometimes you got to bust through.
But they'll say that's a new problem, though.
They'll say, oh, you didn't get her turned on.
You didn't get her wet. Once I bust through, it got to get crazy. If it don't get crazy when I bust through, the long time. But they'll say that's a new problem though. They'll say, oh, you didn't get her turned on, you didn't get her wet. Once I bust through,
it gotta get crazy.
If it don't get crazy
when I bust through,
then sorry, buddy.
That might be a you thing.
Yeah, you gotta get her wet.
Get her turned on.
In your older age,
are you still into the foreplay
or are you asking her
to sit on it right away?
No, no, no.
I'm into foreplay still.
Okay.
Yeah, when you get old,
the foreplay is eight play.
You do that twice.
Sometimes you get anxious
little harlot
and they wanna sit on it before
the foreplay is finished
that's what it is
oh that's when you got
a horny little
like in the uber xo
yeah the over aggressive
sit is never good
in the uber xo
but what you do
don't act like you
never fucked in a cab
or got some head in a cab
no head yeah
not full out
your bare cheeks have
been on a cab leather
before
oh shit I have
I fucked a lot of
places but not a cab
I have fucked in a car service before actually uber not not your own personal fan i
fucked in a yellow yellow nyc taxi no i didn't fucking an uber i'm sending them away from me
in an uber i'm not joining i've never had sex in a i'm not a company got head though
an uber absolutely oh mr bitches got head though in an Uber absolutely ooh Mr. Bitches no
that doesn't mean
it's Mr. Head
I'm not Mr. Head Joe
Mr. Head is hilarious
I'm not Mr. Head
you are Mr. Head
I just got head in an Uber
that doesn't make me
Mr. Head
you should get a name tag
Mr. Head
hello
my name is
bring back head
It left
It left
It left me
Wasn't in the cards
Not in
Good shower
Not in a single
Card
You just gotta tell Amanda
The cards don't lie
No one had a gaping mouth
Yeah
Tell Amanda shuffle the deck again
That's all
Gotta be some head in there
Somewhere Amanda
Come on
Alright so
Asking a tarot card girl
Yo there's no head in there
There's no head in there
Come on
You gotta find a head in there
Somewhere
You got somebody
That come through
That provides like amazing head
Used to
Amanda said otherwise sir
Parks
My fiance.
Why are you trying to jam him up like that?
You trying to jam him up.
I'm so sick of him.
Parks, you quick on your feet, boy.
That was an easy one.
That wasn't even a tricky slip.
I thought it was tricky because I didn't know how to exist
in engagements.
Why the hell are you engaged?
Hold on. Let's stay right engagements. Why the hell are you engaged? All right, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's stay right here.
Let's stay right here.
Which door are you opening?
Hey, I didn't.
Which door are you opening?
Oh, that door's open.
So it's another door you're opening.
In my experience, I still got the ring in my fucking end table.
Sitting right there, 90 grand down the drain, huh?
Bitch.
Ready to give it to anyone that'll give the head.
And that bitch directed to somebody specifically
I know how y'all like to do
DMing people that I love
oh my god
that is so stupid
I hate them
I hate them
oh my god
and you know why you gotta hate them
because it affects the people
that you love
absolutely
like they hate you like
oh my god
dash 193 said
ah you don't love me
like yo why are you
communicating with
wet pussy 17 said
you called me a bitch
why are you communicating with dash 183 you Said you called me a bitch Why are you communicating
With dash 183
You don't have to do that
You don't know this person
The screenshots that are
Sent to my phone
Y'all are fucking losers
I just want to make that clear
Y'all are fucking lames
But it never works
Y'all need to get a life
No no no no no
Slow down Rory
Don't get a life just yet
I'm waiting for it.
Get cash app.
Well, y'all don't have cash app in your Serato?
Wait, I didn't know y'all didn't have cash app in your Serato.
No, don't get a life yet is what I'm saying.
Before you get a life, let the tables turn.
Why do I never get a DM about what my sneaky link is doing?
Sneaky link?
My sneaky link isn't famous.
So, well, and I don't have one, but I'm just saying, if I had one.
No, we know.
She's not famous, so y'all are not flooding my DMs with what she doing on the side like you're doing to me.
Right.
Huh?
Everything I fucking say gets sent right out.
Hey, you heard when Joe said this?
Shut up. Yeah. It's terrible. right huh everything i fucking say gets sent right out hey you heard when joe said this shut up yeah
yes it's terrible is everyone else expecting that parks and rory oh it's just me
are we experiencing this together yes and i'm i'm single so i don't know why i'm experiencing it but
you know what i've experienced a lot too and i might have discussed this before so i won't
discuss it too long here but what
I call dating and what chicks called dating is two different things oh yeah we talked about that
yeah okay then we won't talk about it again because dating is but they didn't reckless is dating and
talk but they getting reckless out there like you can't tell people you're dating somebody when you
get their phone number and you talk for a few days that's not dating that's well it's actually dirty macking you're dirty macking if you're running around saying that you're dating
that person you're not dating there was a whole era and i don't think the era's left of when chicks
say i used to talk to him i said hi to you before yeah like we spoke oh where you from oh cool we
should kick it sometime never kicked it never kicked it if the kick it don't happen even if the kick it happens you didn't talk to me yeah but at least let the kick it sometime. Never kicked it. Never kicked it. If the kick it don't happen, leave it right there. Even if the kick it happens.
You didn't talk to me.
Yeah, but at least let the kick it happen, if you're going to say that.
At least.
I don't know.
Listen, all the fake pages that do the weirdo DM shit, the DM all people that you love and all this weird shit.
Finally, finally, I will say, one person finally did it from their real page.
And I was really mad at the corny, corny, less of a man, dirty Macan that he did. But I had to respect, at least you did it from their real page. And I was really mad at the corny, corny, less of a man Dirty Mackin that he did.
But I had to respect,
at least you did it from your page.
Okay, that's honorable.
Like, I got tight when the screenshot was texted to me
because it was like some real corny Dirty Mackin.
Like, come on, do you have a dick?
Like, what would your father think of this type shit?
I'm hitting a round of applause for the Dirty Mackers, man.
Whatever y'all did against me, that shit worked.
And then I caught myself and I said, this is how low the bar is for men these days.
He did it from his real page.
Yeah, he don't care.
He bringing that brief to your door like a pizza delivery man.
Like, what's up?
I said it.
Yeah.
But yeah, the rest of y'all are fucking weirdos.
Something about, yeah, I'm going to take a little more accountability in the marori, man.
of y'all are fucking weirdos something about yeah i'm gonna take a little more accountability in the marori man something about joe it is so easy to dirty mac joe why do you say that
because i'm watching how it's done it don't take much effort it don't take like a savvy dirty mac
like back back in the day like back in the day when I got Dirty Mac, like, it was a nigga that knew where I was at
every Thursday night, the exact time.
He knew who I was there to see.
It was some facts in the Dirty Mac.
Took some effort.
So it made it look like, yeah, you, yeah,
and I respect the salute.
Yeah.
Like, if you gotta put effort in the Dirty Mac, salute.
But now it's like, yeah, you seen what Joe did the other day?
That shit causes my life hell.
Yeah.
Wait.
But do they think that...
What you did the other day, Joe? Wait, hold up wait but do they think that what you did the other
day wait hold up wait that worked you can't wait who said who said that to you but i don't understand
men don't understand that women don't respect the dirty mackers though why do why do men not
understand that oh well you said you respect the dirty mackers women don't respect dirty mackers
oh no well real women real women don't well it's changed it's changed for me today because now what the dirty mac do is it doesn't detour pussy from you to the dirty mac or
it just detours pussy from you to someone else like now the person that's initiating the dirty
mac may not be the recipient of the dirty mac reward oh and most times not i would say but
yeah and that's where i'm sad like come on come on, man, don't do that. Yeah. You're not getting anything out of this.
Like, don't hate on me losing mine,
and then it ain't neither one of us to reap the rewards of it.
Oh, no, that's just a straight up...
That's corny.
That's corny.
You're giving too much credit to the thought of a Dirty Mac-er.
Like, a Dirty Mac-er don't think that.
They're just so insecure in themselves
that they don't have anything dope to offer,
so let me shit on the next man.
This topic right here that we're talking about... They don't have no real to offer, so let me shit on the next man. This topic right here that we're talking about.
They don't have no real shit to offer?
Let me come back in.
They're insecure, blank.
There you go.
There you go.
Damn, now I forgot to fucking.
Oh, well, this is the thing. And this topic that we're on about dirty macking
is a part of what has made it more difficult
to be transparent honest and
vulnerable in your text communications with women because you're afraid of what they'll do with your
honesty when they find out about the girl that you really like they might show it to them
yeah so it's not even really the guy dirty mackers. It's the girl dirty mackers.
Oh, no.
That are going to use you and yours and their communications with each other to deter another woman that you may love away from you.
And women use women logic when they dirty mack to other women.
Like the way women logic is you said hi to that girl.
You must be fucking Women will take their women logic
And then project it
Onto someone you love
Thinking that it's way more
Than something that it was
Well ask yourself this
If the tables would turn
And people started sending
People started sending you things
That your fiance was saying
On social media
Or doing on social media
Would you bring that to
your fiance's attention maybe I don't have a fiance so you know well if you
had a girl I'll move back right I don't have that either I'm gonna move oh no no
no I'm what I'm saying that the fake pages the fake pages and the dirty
Macca's it's never evidence it's just yo i heard yeah it's all weird but
that's what i'm saying if they was the same shit but they was telling you stuff that they heard
about oh sure your fiance would you bring it to her yeah why not but i'm not going in it with the
mentality that you are guilty and because a stranger told me this is law and fact now got you
like at all got you no i know i want to tell the dirty mackers the men and the women it gets brought back to and i'm not just speaking for me i'm speaking for a lot of
men and women that i know that dirty mac gets brought back to us and we laugh at y'all right
if you have that type of relationship like we laugh at y'all talk about it yeah y'all are weird
yeah we giggle at y'all talk about that shit oh he's done talking about it yeah what he
said yeah i agree no i was trying to figure out would it be easier with a right or with a left
from where from the angle i'm sitting why i'm agreeing with you okay just right or left trying
to figure out maybe for the future i'm getting how my shoulders will go i don't know i'm getting
hit for agreeing oh man it's. It's rough. 2021.
What the hell, 2021?
It's crazy out here.
So, lyrics are now admissible in court.
Ah, yes.
That's racist.
Go ahead and say it.
It's American.
It's racist.
Yeah.
Well, that too.
It's American and racist.
It is racist.
In a judicial opinion filed last month, and I'm getting this from Variety.
One of these days, I'm getting my homies
from Variety on the phone.
I talk about them too much
and they're really big fans
of what we do over here.
Variety is a respectable platform.
In a judicial opinion
filed last month,
the state of Maryland's
highest court ruled
that rap lyrics
may be admitted in court
as evidence
of a defendant's guilt.
And there's the racism.
Yeah.
This blatantly racist decision is a travesty that sets a dangerous precedent.
Agreed.
The case involves the January 2017 killing of George Forrester,
who was shot by a drug dealer after he attempted to buy cocaine with a counterfeit bill.
Based on a single witness's identification, Lawrence Montaag was indicted for Forrester's murder.
Three weeks before trial, Montag used a jailhouse telephone to record a rap verse, which was then uploaded to Instagram.
At Montag's trial, the state of Maryland introduced the telephone recording of the lyrics as evidence of Montag was convicted and sentenced to a combined 50 years for second degree murder and
use of a firearm in a crime of violence well that's a little different because I from my
understanding everything you say on a jail phone can can be used against you whether you rhyme it
or not yes so that is a bit different yeah so why are they calling this out then because that's true
what you're saying well because it does set a precedent, I think, to allow lyrics.
That's how the court system in this country works,
is that if this court said that this is-
No, not lyrics, rap.
Yeah, because you're under oath on a jail phone.
But you're using it in a country music artist's trial.
That's true.
This is rap that they're singling out.
I agree.
The article goes on to say,
in this culturally problematic ruling,
the court fundamentally misunderstands
the history, purpose, and importance of hip-hop music.
In the 1970s, hip-hop emerged in the South Bronx
as a response to the combined effects
of poverty, unemployment, gang violence,
and isolation from mainstream America.
Early pioneers developed the genre in part to end gang violence rap was an outlet that transformed the competitiveness
and territoriality of gang life into something artistic and productive that's all i'll read from
there but i guess they make a good point to counter rory's point if you're talking on a jail phone
anything you say can and will be used in a court of law.
However, if you're rapping on a jail phone, I mean, you should be able to just rap and not have that rap introduced as evidence.
So I do understand both sides.
It's a slippery slope.
I don't think rap lyrics should ever be used in court.
Same.
Under any circumstance for me.
Well, I think the jail phone thing
changes things a bit
not for me
is what I'm saying
I'm not mad
I'm not mad at
lyrics
if we're gonna start
doing this
let's use all genres
of music
art
no I'm mad
expression
all genres and art
I'm not
because if
if there's an investigation
into the death
of one of your loved ones
and
the accuser is rapping about it as if
he did it you would want some investigation into that as a family member right so investigation
that shouldn't be proof that's i'm not saying it should be proof but you would want them to at least
look into that of course so if we're gonna do that we're going to just start combing through lyrics and trying to piece together puzzles and evidence, let's do it across all genres of music.
That's all.
I don't think so either.
But if we're going to, do it across all genres of music.
Don't just single out rap.
No, I agree there.
I think if you're going to put it on music, it should be across the board.
Because you have other genres with people. I just don't think it should, period. But if you're going to do it on music, it should be across the board. Because you have other genres with people.
I just don't think it should, period.
But if you're going to do it, do it for all music.
But if you're going to do it, let it be for all.
I agree.
You know what I mean?
Let it be for all genres of music.
Because there's plenty of country songs where they're shooting and killing people.
Yeah, and they're having an affair, and the husband went crazy and go shoot up the house.
He's doodling and twiddling about that, too.
He ain't just rap.
Don't just put it on rap.
Niggas are singing about crime, too. They strumming twiddling about that too. He ain't just rap. Don't just put it on rap. Niggas are singing about crime too.
They strumming the guitar about crime too.
As we're staring at right now,
police looking for YFN Lucci
due to alleged involvement in Atlanta murder.
Did this just break?
I'm not speaking on this.
Wow.
I don't know enough about it.
It's street shit,
so I'm not speaking on that right away. Yeah. enough about it it's street shit so i'm not speaking
on that right away yeah yeah i'm cool until there's more details the bottom line here is
obviously um as we've known for years there is didn't they do this murder murders trial too
like with the rap lyric thing yeah yes they attempted to do it they attempted to do it to
me anytime i was in court as well hey wait a minute foul ball yeah they attempted to do it they attempted to do it to me anytime i was in court
as well hey wait a minute foul ball yeah they're gonna do it and and but we know we should know
that we should know that by now so it you have to be responsible in what you put out there in
your art as well yeah we just told we just pointed out that borders on censorship we just point out
now this is racially charged no absolutely i'm absolutely agree with it this is racially charged absolutely and anything that supports but in knowing that
it's racially charged artistic expression yeah i don't i don't i don't support it you probably
shouldn't maybe rap about the murders that you did do that's all i'm saying yeah it will help
yeah it would help in your defense is all all I'm saying. Well, nobody should do that necessarily.
Yeah.
Like, I don't want to sound like I'm caping for people that want to rap about the murders they've actually committed.
You shouldn't rap about murders that you've actually committed.
You should be able to rap about violence and things that you're seeing while looking out your window.
Absolutely.
Or just walking to school.
Or just living your life.
Or just creatively came up with. In impoverished neighborhoodsished like all these action movies that we watch and some people love
i'm just saying it wouldn't be smart if i'm in jail for an alleged murder for sure and i'm on
the phone telling my homie oh check this 20 i just pinned and i'm now talking about a murder yeah
why what why you brought up you brought up action, I think last week we briefly mentioned How Sick I Am of Michael Ealy.
Yes, he has another movie where he's now-
I don't even want to talk about it.
Oh, okay.
Is he under the bed again?
No, no, he's the victim.
He's doing that shit again that he does.
A girl's under his bed.
Okay.
Yeah.
He has to stop.
He just has to get away from bed?
And he's such a cool guy, man.
Just get a hammock.
You can see right through it. He's such a cool guy, but he has to get away from beds And he's such a cool guy man Just get a hammock You can see right through it
He is such a cool guy
But he has
He has to stop that
Yeah
I agree
You can't keep taking the same roles
Damn I was gonna call one more
But nah
We just said that about
The taken dude
Sometimes you just gotta give in
And just
This is who you are now
You're taken
You're the bed guy
Yeah but
Alright
Though I think
Michael Ealy
is really talented
and doesn't need to do
the same role every time
I was gonna call
one of my
actress buddies
until I remembered
she said that
she's on set today
and to email her
if I needed her
I'm sure she'll reply
promptly
yeah email her
while she's on set
to her email
but slow down for a minute
before you even get into that
hold on I got acting buddies
Did you hear what I just said
Let me see what her number is
Did y'all hear what I just said
Honestly
Did she email you
Did she say that via text
Yeah let me say it again
Let me say it again
She didn't even email you
The email notification
I was gonna call
One of my actress buddies
But she told me
She was on set all day
And if I needed to reach her
To email
Email her
Telling someone to email you From text, isn't that funny?
And then when I showed resistance to that, because I did,
I was like, email, all right, got it.
She don't fuck with you like that.
She was like, yo, just do what I asked you to do.
The cards, man.
The cards, man.
The cards are locked.
You got to see through how good women are.
She's not on set today.
This is Cleo, man. The cards never lock. She's not on set today. She's actually Cleo, man.
The car's never locked.
She's not on set.
She's actually out with her man.
But what do you say when a woman says,
Email me?
Yo, can you just do...
I don't say anything.
Just do what I asked you to do.
Are you saying she wasn't telling the truth?
Yes.
If a girl tells you to email her, just...
It's another guy.
Just close the...
It's another guy in a picture.
Close the text message. a picture she's a working
actress that's on set that doesn't want to be distracted by her phone for sure so email her
because her text so you can read where's the email going to her home yes to the desktop in the studio
yeah wait listen i didn't bring this up to say that there's anything wrong with her telling me
to email her i brought this up like Picture somebody telling you to email them.
No.
Outside of an extremely professional context.
Does she think I'm still wearing
the fucking loving hip hop vest?
Yes.
She's trying to keep you in a professional box.
Don't email me.
I don't believe that.
I believe that.
She's not trying to keep me in a professional box.
Okay. Oh, you got that thing. Give me some. Come on, man. I know my't believe that. I believe that. You're not trying to keep me in a professional box. Okay.
Oh, you got that thing.
Give me some.
Come on, man.
I know my nigga hit that.
Give me some.
Come on, man.
You going to leave me hanging?
I'm hanging.
This 2021, you can't leave me out there like that.
That's true.
Dan, that's crazy.
Did you just say he got that?
Just get yourself.
You got a sleeper?
Something new came out?
What's ain't John?
Something new.
Don't worry about it.
What's ain't John gave him?
No, no.
He cooking up.
He cooking up.
Don't worry about that.
He cooking up. He cooking up. Deluxe on the way. Yeah, nah, he cooking up He cooking up Don't worry about that He cooking up
He cooking up
Deluxe on the way
Yeah, yeah, he cooking
Listen, what was I told about this now?
Michael Ealy
Totally aside from that
I saw the premiere of a movie, right?
It looked ill
I can't tell you what it was
It looked ill
And when the commercial came on
It was like
Coming to theaters
Such and such date
And to HBO
IMAX
I was like, yep
HBO Is it a Michael E film i think i think a lot
of movies are gonna have to do that in 2021 oh yeah no not the michael ely film this was like a
real okay blockbuster made for movie theater film okay that just happens to be coming out on hbo max
because they did whatever deal they did what What a genius deal. What a genius deal.
Whatever this movie was,
I can't wait to see it.
And they're adding shit
by the week to HBO Max.
While we're on
big and small screen shit,
can we attempt
to do a Your Honor review
without giving away
spoiler alerts?
It's hard,
but we can try.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
Potential.
I don't think
this is a spoiler alert.
Potential.
Adam is a fucking sociopath
Who's Adam?
The dad
The son
Oh no
Well yeah they're both sociopaths actually
No he's an extra
I think the dad would probably be
Nah nah
Cause the son was actually
Trying to do the right thing at first
But then the dad like
He's a little different
That's true
I mean going to hang out
With the sister
Not only hang out
Well true
Specific questions
That you smile
and like,
it's just spending the day
with this new girl
whose brother I killed.
Yeah.
I knew something
was a little weird about him
when he put his two fingers
in the son's mouth
after he hit him with the car.
Sociopath.
Yeah, that was like...
But why was that weird?
He's trying to save his life.
Dude was choking on blood.
He tried to clear his passageway.
Why is that weird?
That didn't strike me as that
Yeah it didn't strike me
As clear the passageway either
That gave me like
Oh look it's really blood
Like it gave me that type of vibe
I'm with Maul
100%
I think the sister is weird
Just because her character
Is supposed to be weird
But what's even more weird
Is the whole
Hey do you like my t-shirt?
It was my little brother's
Smell it
Can you smell him?
But I've met that girl before.
I've met a couple girls.
Not like that specific story, but like that type of girl.
He stole my brother's socks.
No, no, no.
I'm going home.
That type of weird girl I've met a few times.
And those chicks are actually mad cool.
Sidebar, sidebar.
What do you guys think about the young lady that steals your t-shirt from your house to
sleep with it because your scent is on it?
That's cool.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Just make sure it ain't one of my upper echelon t-shirts.
It's the ones where you don't go in.
You ain't got upper echelon t-shirts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the upper echelon.
We've seen them.
Talk about swag.
Yeah, the upper echelon.
Don't take that.
You know better.
So that's a flattering move when it happens
right
yeah
she's like
I just wanted your smell
of course
yeah that's
that's like
women are such
hoodies are a little bit
oh women are such
cuddle bears
they want to smell us
I'm cheating right now
but
smell my shirt
I'm breaking the back
off of this one dame uptown.
Dame?
Dame.
You ever stay at a chick's crib?
Yep.
Oh.
Well, yes.
And a few days later, she's like,
oh, your scent is still on the pillow.
It's been like five days.
Wash your sheets.
You should wash those sheets.
Nah, I like that.
You nasty-ass word.
We were getting crazy on those sheets.
You have not washed those sheets yet sheets i love when they smell my
scent even though i'm ahead i'm like yo you can purchase that scent it's not just me no they
wanted they wanted off i think i might have said that one time and they jazzed it up on me nice
your scent combined with like some other stuff like well cologne does smell different on every
person and then wait wait if you're really successful out there in the game, you get a
gem of a harlot to be like,
yo, even when you don't
wash, like, I like that smell on you.
Like, that, like, you smell good.
Like, when I'm just laying up, like, that
stench, like, that little, like...
She's a creep. Don't bathe around me.
That's the dirty heathens. I'm like, yo, you sure?
Yeah, that's the heathens. She's a creep. Nah, nah,
that's when I hit them with it. Yeah, man, I just be wanting to leave your scent's the heathens. She's a creep. Nah, nah, that's when I hit them with it.
Yeah, man, I just be wanting to leave you a scent right there.
Come on, you can use it.
Nah, I don't want to use it.
I don't want to use it. Yes, you do.
You can use it.
You going to let Maul hold that one?
Yeah, come on.
You'll pick it up.
Don't leave it right in front of your feet.
I'm going to pick that up as soon as I get out of here.
Don't worry, I'm taking that with me.
I'm taking that one with me.
You don't need it right now, though.
Not right now.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Come on, man.
Hey, E-Rap,
more don't know about that one
when they like the smell.
Don't spend it all in one broad.
Spread that around.
All right, what do we have here?
Parks has been waiting
to drop this gem.
We were talking about your honor.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, back to your honor.
Well, I don't want to
give any spoiler alerts
about your honor. Just know it turns up want to give any spoiler alerts about your honor.
Just know it turns up.
It turns up.
Now let's get ready to get really crazy.
They're setting up for a while for episodes.
All right, here's one quick spoiler alert.
They're setting up season two.
They might as well just say it.
Yeah, season two is coming.
I'm convinced.
And if they don't, I'll be real mad.
But here's my quick spoiler alert.
At the end, when Dad looked at your honor and said what does he know
I was in my house saying
lie everything
get him out of here
let him fix the problem for you
and sure enough he said
everything
I was like yo thank you we're out of here
I can go to bed now
boy are they great at ending
that show
even though he's a sociopath. Boy, are they great at ending that show.
Even though he's a sociopath and arguably the villain in the show,
you got to respect what he's doing, man, the dad.
Yeah.
It's the inner Walter White shit.
Like, you're doing bad for, I guess, for good. You're doing bad for good.
Yeah.
For your own good.
For your son's good.
You don't care about what happens along the way.
You just want to protect you and yours
shout out to the Sopranos
they started this whole shit
do y'all think that
the daughter is going to
end up killing the son
that did it
or saving the son
that did it
I think she's
because they're developing
that relationship
for some reason
I think she's going to
end up saving him
she's probably going to save him
I think the opposite
well didn't she save him already
no
not really
wasn't they trying to
pop him into dad when they drove through?
But then they saw Shorty's car and then they backed off.
They never saw.
They never saw.
They never saw.
But then he had a whole conversation with the girl that mentioned knowing everything that's going on.
How did he know?
No, I'm saying the two that went there to pop Brian Cranston, spoiler alert,
the two that went there to pop Bryan Cranston,
spoiler alert,
did not see their daughter
and saw him go in and stopped
because they think right now still
Bryan Cranston was the one that did it,
not the son.
So when they saw the kid go in,
they was like,
no, I'm not doing this with the kid there.
Correct.
That's true.
That's not correct.
That's 100% what happened.
Two times before that scene
that Rory just said,
in the beginning and midway through,
they said, you sure it was his son?
No.
They think for a fact the judge did it.
That's why they got him.
Yeah.
Oh, they said you sure it was the judge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They said, are you sure it was the judge?
A judge.
You're right.
Got it.
And the daughter drove behind that car.
I will tell the whole thing right now.
Well, yeah, whatever.
Hey, tune in each and every...
Yo, Showtime, what the fuck, man?
Cut a check.
Tune in each and every Sunday night.
Saturday now, I just learned, with the Showtime app.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, it's just like power.
If you have the app, you can watch it Saturday night.
Oh, okay.
But I noticed that...
I like Sunday night, but I do the same thing.
Yeah, I noticed it was available on Saturday night,
and I purposely left it.
I wasn't about to do that. I've watched it in real time. I like the 10 o'clock on Sundays, and I purposely left it. I wasn't about to do that.
I've watched it in real time.
I like the 10 o'clock one Sundays.
Me too.
So I'm going to stick to that.
I was the same way with Power, though.
Me too.
I want to watch it Sunday night.
Sunday night's a good TV night.
Speaking of things that I just recently discovered in my phone,
when I go to my music, the music tab in my phone,
and I go to the Apple playlist that they present to me down there.
At the top, it says Joseph Budden Radio.
And I guess they're memorizing the songs that I play on my own, and they're curating playlists around those songs.
Which app is this?
What happened?
Which app are you talking about?
It's on Apple.
Okay.
Well, yeah, I mean, all streaming.
I never.
No, they didn't used to do that.
That's new.
Yeah. Which app are you talking about? It's on Apple. Okay. Well, yeah. I mean, all streaming. I never. They didn't used to do that. That's new.
Yeah.
They started auto-playing shit after I finished an album or something now where it's like similar artists, similar songs or whatever.
And let me tell you.
Which I don't love, but.
Joseph.
Tidal has curated your own playlist for you in a radio-esque thing.
For sure.
So did Spotify.
I'm talking about Apple right now, though.
Well, I'm talking about Tidal, so.
Go ahead. do you like it
talk about Stevie
have you found some jams
Joseph Button Radio
is pretty good
yeah
yeah no
it's pretty good
I'm gonna utilize that
more often
they play shit
that I wanna hear
I just thought it was
a cool little feature
yeah
but sometimes I like
don't know it's the end
of the album I'm listening to
and it keeps going
it's like damn
this is a long album
wait who's this on here
well that
we talked about
years ago
when the streaming shit started
how we love the SoundCloud
rabbit hole
you could go into
where like you could really
discover new music
without trying
let me just play
I do too
yeah
I see that the streaming
services are trying to adopt
what SoundCloud
was so good at
well Spotify's been
doing that since
I think they kind of
started with that
who? I don't know the fuck is wrong with him yeah man what SoundCloud was so good at. Well, Spotify's been doing that since, I think they kind of started with that. Who?
I don't know the fuck you're talking about.
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Your man.
Not mine.
Not mine.
You invited him.
We're at his house.
Whose mans is this?
That's GIF man.
That's GIF man.
That's GIF man right there.
GIF man.
That's JillIF man right there. GIF man. That's Jill's man.
That's Azalea's man right there.
Look at whose man that is.
Not Joe,
Preem,
Slaughterhouse,
Pharaoh,
Monster,
Jill,
and GIF.
GIF gonna fuck me up.
Shout out to GIF.
U.S. intelligence agencies have 180 days to share what they know about UFOs
thanks to the COVID-19 relief and spending bill.
And they jumped the gun.
They came out today.
I'm getting that right from CNN.com.
What the hell are they talking about?
And they would never lie to us.
When Trump signed the $2.3 trillion coronavirus relief and government funding bill into law in December,
so began the 180-day countdown for U.S. intelligence agencies to tell Congress what they know about UFOs.
They're here.
I want to know which senator snuck that little gem in there.
Yeah, I'd like to know.
But what do they think we don't know?
The UFOs are here.
They're not even going to see it.
Got it.
Put the UFO thing in there.
Put it in there.
I don't think they're going to tell us, though, even though they signed this.
No, they released a 2,000-page PDF of it.
Who's reading that?
Not I.
Not I either.
That's why they released it.
Someone will and maybe we'll-
No, someone definitely will.
We'll do a little-
They'll highlight the things that matter.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, well, did anyone do that between now and when we're recording?
I'm sorry?
Was there any headlines?
Any tidbits?
I haven't seen anything yet, no.
It's a lot.
It's a lot to read.
Okay.
And there's a lot of redacted shit there.
Listen, man, the aliens, they're here.
We're one of them.
Yeah.
There's a few of them playing football right now.
That too.
Yeah, I never thought.
What if we're the aliens?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We might be.
What if the animals are the people?
Yo, Evil White, stop using the fucking aliens.
Every time y'all do some Evil White shit.
That's a good point.
Y'all want to pop up with, yo, I think that UFOs is it.
Nigga, they've been here.
We know.
Yeah.
They up there in the sky.
They're coming down.
People not from here.
We got, stop this.
Stop this foolishness.
Stop this.
UFOs are here.
Evil White's are here. And we didn't forget about that shit y'all did to Capitol this week, stop thisness. Stop this foolishness. Stop this. UFOs are here. Evil whites are here.
And we didn't forget about that shit
y'all did to Capitol this week,
damn it.
Sometimes distract us with shit.
No,
now that I think about it,
crack cocaine and AIDS hit
and then they put out Independence Day.
Right.
Yeah.
I never thought of it that way.
There's a new doc on Netflix
called Crack
that I'm eager to check out.
I've seen.
You saw it?
I haven't seen it.
I saw people talking about it.
It's on my little queue
to watch. I didn't see that on my Netflix What's Trending Now. I saw people talking about it. It's on my little queue to watch.
I didn't see that on my Netflix, what's trending now.
I saw it on the timeline.
Well, I mean, it's, you know.
Really?
The whites.
We had a hand in it.
Yeah, that was y'all move, y'all and Reagan.
Well, I mean, just say no.
That's true.
To addiction.
That we put here for you.
To trauma.
Yo, the just say no campaign.
Is fucking sick.
Yeah.
Just say no.
Just say, yo, just say no.
No big deal.
I'm sorry.
I'm addicted.
Right.
Well, you should have said no.
Look at this.
Oh, this looks great.
Oh, this might be my watch for tonight.
Mine too.
I'm going back to catch up on Mr. Robot.
I'm going up.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm going to finish that flight attendant show.
Yeah, no, you told me.
Start Gangs of London, man.
Start Gangs of London.
I couldn't find it, but I'm going to do that after.
Not my thing.
What do you mean?
I don't care about the gangs in London, though.
No, it's not.
See, look.
You just hear a title.
It's not like this is some old setting.
It's modern shit.
I don't care about the new gangs in London.
No, you would love this show
just trust
yes man
just watch it
I heard it
I heard it's a good show
until we have to do
a London show
and get
yo OG
my bad
I just seen the show
nah
you would like it though
please Rory
I know Adele
she got you
we good out there
come on
when you wanna go
I know Mack Wiles
is that the London I know Mack Wiles Is that the London
I know your ex
That's my guy
Adele gonna make sure
We safe out there
You know what I mean
She gonna hold it down
Come on man
Alright so I'm gonna watch this
Crack Cocaine
On Netflix tonight
Good I'm glad
There's some new Netflix shit
Coming
Yo
I also saw that
Amazon
I wanna watch this
I also saw that There's a new Chris Rock special coming this month.
Really?
On Netflix.
I'm excited about it.
That snuck past me.
Yeah, I didn't see that one either.
I saw he was on Colbert or one of them last night, but I didn't see it.
Look.
Oh, you want to pull it up?
Chris Rock, Total Blackout.
No, the tambourine Extended Cut.
So the Tambourine was the last special.
No, no, there's not a new one for the Extended Cut.
We don't want an Extended Cut.
This is a deluxe album of his stand-up.
You're giving us a deluxe stand-up?
Is it more jokes?
No, no, no.
I think there's a new one coming.
It's not the stand-up deluxe.
I'm reading January 4th, 2021.
Chris Rock, Total Blackout, the tambourine extended cut.
Yeah.
In this extended cut of his 2018 special,
Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing
of observations on fatherhood, infidelity, and politics.
All right, so this is the deluxe album of-
Oh, so the shit they cut out.
Oh, man, Dave got niggas going crazy.
Dave got niggas going crazy. Dave got niggas going crazy.
Yo, Deluxe my last stand up?
Yo, Deluxe that shit for me?
Yo, put an extra 30 on that.
Yo, we did an extra 30, right?
Yeah, put that there.
And send that bag through.
Alright, I'm a little disappointed because I love when Chris Rock
tackles current events.
I'm still watching.
Well, I'm going to watch it too.
His next one is going to be after 2020?
I thought we were getting that, though.
When is the next one?
Well, we just got into 2021.
I mean, he was just doing Fargo, so I guess.
Chris Rock with the content that the evil whites are giving us.
I'm kind of shocked Chris Rock would do this.
Why?
This doesn't seem like a Chris Rock thing.
I can see him clowning this move.
A deluxe?
Yeah, or putting out
the extended two years later.
Like, nah,
I thought about that then.
I'm not going to give
the people this now.
Yeah, and he's from
that real community cloth.
Yeah, this is odd.
They came with the bag.
I mean, either way,
I'm going to watch it.
They showed up.
It's Chris Rock, but still.
They showed up with the bag.
You don't put that type of scarf
on to stand out in the cold
if it's not for the bag.
Or is this him trying
to get out his deal?
He owes them something.
I won't even hypothesize that way.
But I did hope it was something new.
And again, I watched this, but we'll see.
We'll see.
I just know that's a fastball right up to play with these current events that's going on now
oh yeah his next one
his next new one
with Chris Rock
or Dave Chappelle
either one
how did you feel about
the comedian that will
not be named special
that you rewatched
that you and I were speaking about
over the weekend
could have been funnier
think so
yeah
I really enjoyed it
I enjoyed it more
the first time I saw it
watching it
is this one of the nasty boys
that came out last year
yeah
I didn't enjoy it that much I enjoyed it the second time more yeah there. Watching it. Is this one of the nasty boys that came out last year? Yeah. I didn't enjoy it that much.
I enjoyed it the second time more.
Yeah?
There's some funny shit in there.
I didn't really love it
the second time.
It was some good shit.
There just was no depth.
The beginning started great.
I said that then
and I say it now.
There was no depth to the jokes.
Usually he was kind of
digging deep and saying
some fucking real
social commentary shit.
This was more just like
ha ha funny.
Which is cool, but...
I thought there was
some deep stuff in there.
Wasn't enough for me.
Not of his caliber.
Yeah, he's too great for that.
Yeah.
All right, what else do we have
that is super important?
I wanted to take some time
to highlight the Mac A-Rest project
that came out.
I know that we have spoken
about it on this pod.
I know Rory did his best
bigging it up via Zoom
when he was zapping Roger
for those few episodes
Shout out to Zapp Rogers
This fucking
This project man
Hold up
No he did his thing
And I hate saying that
Did his thing
Did you get a chance
To hear this one?
Oh absolutely
Yeah so I want to
Highlight this project
Rory played a song
From the
As one of his sleepers
And that might be my least favorite
song on the project but that was hard too oh hold up now YouTube I'm playing a song called
Never Let Me Go Right Now by Mac A-Rez off his Magic A-Ball project I know that she got a way to make it go away About half the time For you it's warm here
You got a lot of shoulders
But when it's over
There's pain and there's more fear
It's like I'm telling you
I know you're all I know, baby
Love's just a feeling you can't win
Yo, I know we said this already, but a feeling you've had when you've been
Yo, I know we said this already, but boy, did he put his foot in this project.
He bodied this.
He made this project with a lot of love.
It's quick, concise, to the point, great music.
Mack never fails.
We said this already, but got to say it again, man.
Magic 8-Ball Mack, you did an amazing job.
He told me that he was going to make you screaming,
Mack doesn't drop a dud as his producer tag.
He hasn't.
No, I'm with you.
He hasn't, and he don't.
And this be my problem with the Long Island vs. Everybody t-shirts,
because I haven't heard Scream Man or Savon rep Mac at all.
Is he from Long Island?
Yeah, and I don't like how Long Island versus everybody only bigs biz up and nobody else.
Oh, I had no idea.
I don't know if he's on a label.
I don't know much about the business.
He's not.
He actually put out a tweet saying, I've been doing this with no label, no management, just my family.
Here you go, guys.
Oh, that's like a joke.
Let me call him.
What the fuck is going on?
I'll call him, and I think we have a better call.
I don't think there's anything else that we need to discuss.
I don't think there's anything else that's pressing right this second.
Is there?
Is there something I missed?
Something I missed?
Something that has to get out?
I saw a tweet earlier
that the AP has learned that ex-Michigan
Governor Snyder and others have been
told they're being charged in the Flint Water
scandal.
Hmm. Interesting.
Somebody has to be responsible.
Somebody should be charged in that.
Yeah. Absolutely.
We'll keep an eye on that and see how it progresses.
Yeah. That's nasty. Oh an eye on that and see how it progresses. Yeah.
That's nasty.
Oh, I mean, we knew that.
Something was wrong there.
We knew that.
What is Cuomo saying?
We will legalize adult use
recreational cannabis
joining 15 states
that have already done so.
Niggas trying to get like
Jersey so bad.
They're trying to be like
Jersey so bad, y'all.
Except for indoor
and outdoor dining.
Yeah, word.
This will raise revenue and end the failed prohibition of this product that has left so many communities of color over-policed and over-incarcerated.
Thank you, Cuomo.
We appreciate that.
Speaking of that and outdoor dining, I do want to big up Barstool.
I know Barstool has had some things, and I'm well aware of them, and I reprimand them for that.
But the small business thing that they are doing right now, I think is incredible. They've raised almost $20 million
for small businesses and are giving the money away to keep these small businesses from going under.
So I applaud them for that. Shout out to that. How are they doing it?
Just a simple, I don't want to say it was a GoFundMe. I don't know exactly how they set it up,
but regular people can donate. They've had athletes donate. They've had billionaires donate. They've donated, but they
said a majority of it is just regular people donating 20, 50 bucks here and there at $20
million. Shout out to Dave. That's awesome, man. Go Dave. Go Dave Portnoy's Barstool. Go back. Let
me just see that headline. Barstool fund raises millions for more than 100 small businesses affected by the pandemic.
Yo, while we're on that, let me just say to y'all, I know I've said this before.
It's even worse than I thought.
What's that?
Outside.
What do you mean?
I mean, now I'm hearing, I've heard from the streets.
Let me just say that. I've heard from the streets that different business accountants' offices have closed down for the foreseeable future and everyone is working from home.
places housed uh some of our biggest actors actresses and entertainers and they don't have money or work coming anytime soon yeah anytime soon like they've opened up the 24-hour back uh
vaccination centers in new york that still doesn't change the timeline of things like niggas is
getting out of here i've spoken to people that have moved to New York and they're like, yo,
all of the things that I moved to New York for are gone.
Like there's really no need for me to be out there. It's super quiet.
There's no stores. There's no nothing. There's no, I can't, I can't progress.
Yeah. It's going to take New York city touring. It's worse than I thought.
We know how bad it is. Cause we talk about it all the time, but it,
however bad you think it is, it's worse than we thought. We know how bad it is because we talk about it all the time. But however bad you think it is, it's worse than we think.
No, absolutely.
Sure.
Absolutely.
Well, I mean, the plan for the vaccine is far behind what we expected. I mean, we know that, but I'm shocked every time I hear about a new business that didn't make it
or a new field that had to adjust.
Like, that's all.
Some of my favorite independent restaurants and mom and pop stores didn't make it through this thing. Like, that's all. Some of my favorite independent restaurants
and mom and pop stores
didn't make it
through this thing.
Like, everybody's adjusting.
So just when you hear
more about it,
it's like, damn.
Damn, that's all.
I always tell people
we're going to learn
so much about 2020
in 2030.
True.
I agree.
I'm keeping the
Mac A-Rez vibes going
If y'all don't mind
One of my favorite songs ever
Also support your local restaurants
Eat Out by Take Out
Please
This one is called Easy
This is off that Drive Slow project
Mac you showed your ass with this one
And I think that max
should find a way to remix this and re-release this honestly when you get in this bag it's hard
to get back in this bag this should be mixed different or everything should be different
about this when we hear it again wait a minute
I'm playing Mac record.
No, no, no, no button.
Hey.
Bob out with me.
Bob with me, y'all.
YouTube, we jamming right now.
Y'all don't know it, but we rocking.
Hey.
Little two-step jazz man what's up
y'all may ask
a Brooklyn girl
to put me on
to this Mac
it's a Brooklyn
girl more
ayy
shorty from
Dallas
way
far
away
never had
the chance
chance to say
I can say that loving you is easy
I don't need to prove a single thing
Somewhere along the way I guess you got under my skin
I put all my cards out on the table You ain't ever gonna show the hand Hey, I would rather hold you close than try to understand
You know I can't trust you
Morning sun, morning high Oh I think this haze is put down my best disguise
To think about my No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no How you look until you smile and watch the clouds retire
Just trying to give it some time
Feeling like I'm running away Never had the chance, chance to say
I can't say the love that you've been seizing
I don't need to prove a single thing
Somewhere along the way
I guess you got under my skin
Yo, that's brand new music from Mac A-Rez
This one is, actually it's not brand new
Brand new old music from Mac A-Rez That one is called it's not brand new brand new old music from mac a rez that one is called easy
check it out off that drive slow project mac a rez new album in stores right this second man
check it out all right that's my right there man got a little exclusive i hope i don't
get in trouble for yo you might get in trouble if you play this one, Rory. Yo, you sure?
I'm sure.
Yo, you sure you could bless us like this?
When you hear this,
it'll be available on all DSPs.
Give him a little dose.
No, I actually think you'll like this joke.
Give him a little taste of this one, Rory.
New emotional oranges featuring Childs.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Why do you think you wore that hat?
I didn't know. Why do you think you wore that hat? I didn't know!
Why do you think Maul came in here dressed like this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Can be space and time Allow us to become whole again
We deserve to try
Step aside your body
Gotta think about that something
Inside you hold that fire in your soul
Oh, baby
You know I need some time
A little breakthrough
I won't let you down, no
I won't leave you No matter what comes our way, we gon' make
do When the river runs dry, I won't give up on
you Are you okay sleeping through this silence?
Cause we're born to fight, still I hear your tone is violent
And I'm surprised you keep saying you're too hard to love, liar
Baby, don't you tell me you're already done, nah, yeah
Step outside your body, gotta think about that something
Inside you, hold the fire in your soul
We all need something, a little breakthrough
Won't let you down, not only you
No matter what comes our way, we gon' make do
When the river runs dry, I won't give up on you Give up on ya
Yeah
Give up on ya
No
No, we're Vietnam
Give up on ya
Yeah
Give up on ya
Yeah
Yeah
We all need something, a little breakthrough
I won't let you down, I won't leave you
No matter what comes our way, we gon' make do
When the river runs dry, I won't give up on you
Give up on you, give up on you
I won't give up on you, give up on you
That's Emotional Oranges and Childs.
Bonafide, that is everywhere on all DSPs right now.
Go get it.
Dope record.
Yeah, like that record a lot.
Real dope.
All right, play a joint for my guy, Sari.
This is The Last Goat off his Anti-Industry Me.
I have no voice, no shit on this one.
Let's go straight in. Yeah. Off his anti-industry me. overlapping and I know master used to own us but I'm one of the few still independent and own my masters go ahead ask him yeah most have funerals or come home with ashes but souls don't go in a casket been brawling while going through
mad shit I'm Allen Iverson why he wasn't going to practice only goats can imagine
going back like Meek and Philly we was really creeping through the scene keeping
it a bean like meatless chili What if I purchased all the land
Where I found you niggas before the coronavirus
Didn't wanna be around you niggas
Value, nigga, they'll decapitate a prince
Way before they crown you, nigga
God forbid you relate to it like your father's kids
Guard your crib, protect your village
Next to villains, labeled by your enemy
Neglect your feelings, all the war
Disconnect the scoreboard and you act like it's hard to score, all aboard, real debt presidents tell the white house to call
the morgue, I'm too different like Baltimore, accents, you can't compare tsunamis to waterfalls,
classics, yeah, name a trapper that don't try to show guns on the camera, now name a
rapper that don't sound like he come from Atlanta Pull off the Fanta without the leanin', I'm out to beat him
Minimum wage is now per diem without a reason
I'm Al Pacino without the Italian proud demeanor
Learn how your feet can stay on his toes like ballerinas
How can we just say that they'll not love me?
Might be the city dinner like ATL Top 20 to block hungry
Never put yourself before the team That's a hard scene
Don't let the country quarantine
Without a core routine
Yeah, the dot connector
Look at all the niggas I connected
I did so much business without protection
Now I'm second guessing
Just look at it from my perspective
Took losses on ideas that I suggested
Shit that took me years to capture in my possession
Just to see another nigga find his blessing
So if this time I neglect to reply to messages Apply the pressure, self driven
Ain't gotta buy a Tesla Knowin' I made you that playboy
Like I was Hefner, you that is I did more for you than you that is
They ain't know who that is Or who you was, you knew that kid
You can't fit him, go put my shoes back, kid The truth, fax is, I'm the reason you ate
Like two past six, out in the A
Like OJ the juice ad-libs
And that's it, those are my last freebies
My heart cold as them emojis
Quavo used to back Saweetie, that was easy
Half your team compete with no wins
Just cause I'm in your close friends
Don't mean we close friends, gotta know when
Yeah No wins Just cause I'm in your close friends Don't mean we close friends Gotta know when Yeah
That's Siree the Kid
The last goat
Off his anti-industry me project
Shouts to Siree
Alright
This is a gentleman
I wasn't familiar with
His name's Navy Blue
But he found Yassin Bey somewhere
This is Breathe featuring Yassin Bey
Yeah, nice project Word, word, yeah
It's a navy blue, I trust
Something about the subconscious
Why I hold my tongue hostage
20 days till the sun blossom
Took steps on my own casa
Classic, tragic
Know I'm better off alone, probably
Loving me, I can't get this shit from nobody
Couple weeks away, I pray that I don't never pass this worry on to nobody
I'm gifted, and the vision's clear, I'm tearing up my own body
Leaves falling, rake it up, Nicki and Yo Gotti
Stop it, I be sitting on my own, nodding
Nothing isn't free, brief pedigree, I know that God got me I know he fine watching, I know the stakes high
Sun glimmer, make way through the sky
Take sage for example, fallen victim to his pride
Papa on a mantle, the warmth of his smile
Bring tears to my eyes, the war of a long life
Cry if you got most of trauma tied to my father
Parallels, of light shining on me
A knight in shining armor
Ignite the flight in karma
Despite the pain, I charm her
I can't breathe
Rest in peace to Aragona
Worries like nothing in a harness
Tarnished, talking drum was in a armpit
Target on our body
Uplift
Air like beer like sea like
Jesus line registering Heed the signs, like Jesus line, register and heed the signs
Chain the devil, free the mind
However far that the length of the coin extends
Fails to measure all that matters most in the end
One way out and one way in
To be is to continue
The curtain call is prelude
Blame blue, waves of truth
From the ocean of before before
To Brighton Beach to the Cote d'Ivoire
And the other port of call To open water where the ports are gone
Raw, drop anchor, fate to civilize the danger Contemplate the heavenly arrangement with amazement
The sun remains greater than the laboratory laser Science is advancement, don't advance enough to change it
Stop it with your rockets, we already on a spaceship. Three C's for your consideration.
All this contact.
Cosmic constant.
You in the place to be.
That's Breathe by Navy Blue featuring Yassine Bey.
Always great to hear from Yassine Bey.
P-K-A, most def.
I will say I've never heard of Navy Blue.
That sounded really good.
Yeah, his album's really, really dope. You must be dope if you got a most verse.
He reminds me tone-wise of
like a Boldy
or Earl or someone like that.
Yeah, that sounds great. He's got nice producers
on his album. It's good.
Song of Sage Post-Pandemic is the album, right?
Yeah, that's correct. I think he had one other
one too that I'd never seen before.
I'm going to listen to that. That sounded dope. Yeah, that's correct. I think he had one other one too that I'd never seen before, but I'm going to listen to that.
That sounded dope.
He's dope.
All right.
Nothing breaking.
None that we need to report on
or critique before we get out of here.
No,
anything cool.
Look at 2021.
Anything cool out there.
I mean,
I wouldn't go that far.
Get in a week too.
Right.
Look,
the whites wouldn't go that far
after their brethren was out there.
Everything was cool this time last year, too.
They wouldn't let us on the flight.
No, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
Juice WRLD had died just two weeks earlier this time
last year.
And two weeks prior, Kobe had died.
It didn't feel the greatest out there.
June 29th?
January 29th.
27th.
I'm just saying this time.
So two weeks prior to this time.
We had death behind us and death ahead of us.
It didn't feel the greatest.
Yeah, but we didn't know what was ahead of us.
Well, in hindsight, we know.
Nasty shit.
Oh, for sure.
The year feels good so far, man.
I'm keeping track of this thing.
Shout out to everybody out there finding a way to get some money in this year, man.
Shit is fucked up out there.
It is.
And happiness.
And happiness.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, it's true.
And women.
No gaping holes.
Shout out to everybody
who's still able to
continue with
finding different levels
of intimacy.
I hate niggas that have intimacy and throw it in your face.
Like, you have some, right?
You get intimate.
You can leave here right now and get intimate, right?
I don't like that.
You can go play footsies right now if you want to.
Joe hates that you can play footsies.
To the Jacksons of all things.
Todd, I look covered.
Nirvana smells like teen spirit.
They were crushing that shit.
I feel like I would like that.
What'd you say?
Todd, I look covered.
Nirvana smells like teen spirit.
It was like a rehearsal or something like that.
Covered for who?
Himself.
He covered it.
He did a cover.
Where can we hear it is what I'm saying.
Just a little clip floating around.
I don't know, but it sounds like I would like it.
Yo, us as a culture didn't give enough credit to Post Malone doing the cover of Return of the Mac on whatever HBO special that was.
I didn't hear it, and I don't know if I want to hear Post Malone.
Nah, he smoked that.
Return of the Mac?
He went crazy on that one.
I feel like we talked about that here at the end of whatever HBO special that was
he came out and
killed Return of the Mac
I didn't see that
I know y'all like
to hate Post Malone here
I don't hate Post Malone
oh okay
just checking
just checking
does he belong in hip hop
let Rory get one more
corny joke in
Rory what'd you say
that wasn't a joke
what'd you say man
get this shit off
does he belong in hip hop
it's been the
yeah we had we was been such a group.
It's been the clash.
Oh, you down with him now.
No, that is a good question.
Now that he's back, you down.
Is it hip-hop?
I don't know if I would classify this.
I wouldn't classify him.
Hey, do me a favor.
R&B?
Yo, let's just listen to the xylophone right quick.
We know you love him.
It's okay.
Give the xylophone his sum.
Yo, let's just check the xylophone out right quick.
And you don't have to step on that like you ain't know what's going on on the chat.
Rory, we did a whole podcast without talking about the chat.
We did good.
Yo, so that was our pod for the day, man.
We are out of here.
Same time, same place, man.
Best podcast in the world. We will be out of here. Same time, same place, man. Best podcast in the world.
We will be back here Saturday.
Same time, same place.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Hasta la vista.
Adios.
So long.
Goodbye.
One goodbye.
Whatever the fuck niggas be saying.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this one last As if it's all that we have
Until Saturday we'll talk to y'all later
And that's it man
Rest in peace Michael Jackson
Rest in peace Troy Escalade Jackson
This episode is dedicated to you
Would've been 49 years old yesterday.
About you and me.
Know that he's just having fun.
Wait a minute.
Jackson.
John.
George and Louis Christ.
Jackson.
Yeah.
George and Louis.
Yeah.
Jackson.
Woo.
It's often for love. Hope y'all enjoyed today's episode, man. Yeah. Woo.
Hope y'all enjoyed today's episode, man.
And we out of here.
We'll be back on Saturday.
Y'all hold it down.
Shout out to Rory for joining us this episode.
Good to have you back, bro.
Good to have you back, bro. Good to have you back.
Look forward to Friday.
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