The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 407 | "Your Why"
Episode Date: January 16, 2021Joe and the guys review the most downloaded apps of 2020 (14:32), and it looks like Joe’s getting into women’s business with the launch of a new show on the Joe Budden Network (17:27). James Harde...n is headed to the Brooklyn Nets to join KD & Kyrie (37:20). While this affects Joe’s roster, Mal explains why he thinks James Harden should be a 6th man (1:00:17). Joe speaks directly to entitled artists (1:04:05) and addresses Spotify’s stock slipping following analyst doubts over the company’s direction (1:32:20). As for other business dealings, Verzuz and NFL are partnering for this year’s Pro Bowl to showcase players’ position highlights (1:39:45) and Lamar Odom signs a celebrity boxing deal (1:55:20). Finally, Joe breaks down Bitcoin for dummy’s, as it reached it’s all-time high (2:04:03). Sleeper Picks Joe | SZA - “Good Days” Rory | James Fauntleroy - “Take Me” Mal | Mac Ayres - “Jumping Off The Moon” Parks | Black Rob - “You Know What”
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Nigga, yeah, nigga, I know, I know we can record while you're in the bathroom.
Don't try to go gather your thoughts, nigga.
Come and sit down and come get this smoke today, nigga.
Yeah.
I want to know what listenership hit you, nigga.
Hey, Rory and Bart, this is where y'all talk, damn it.
Rory's gathering his thoughts, too.
Rory, can you drop your phone and engage?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Engage them all?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're recording.
What you mean?
We always recording.
The mics is always on What you talking about Rory
We recording man
Come on you know it's Rory record
Yeah man
I'm sick of joking
It's Rory record
How you feeling
You good
Good good
Alright
Chilling man
Chilling
Another Friday
Ready for action
Yeah man
Always ready
I like the ensemble
I like what you did
With the multiple Puma colors.
Oh, man.
This is just something that I just dug up.
You know what I mean?
Reached in the closet and just threw it together.
They were just there?
Yeah, they were just there.
Did the listenership tell you to wear that?
No.
The listenership.
When they texted you good morning?
The listenership curses me out.
They call me names.
Yeah.
I love it.
You have an abusive relationship with the listenership?
Yeah, yeah.
I love it, though.
I love it.
I mean, you're an easy target.
Am I? Why? Because I don't I love it, though. I love it. I mean, you're an easy target. Am I?
Why?
Because I don't give a fuck?
No.
I just...
Now, for the listeners,
Maul, what just occurred is
Maul told me not to pee.
And he told me my thoughts were in the bathroom.
That's a good place to think.
Yeah, that's the best place. I get a lot of things done there. Shitty place That's a good place to think. Yeah, that's the best place.
I get a lot of things you don't there.
Shitty place.
Well, great place to think, but not when your man is telling you that.
I didn't tell you to go think in the bathroom.
Go to the bathroom, get your shit together.
I didn't tell you to do that.
You got all these entendres.
No.
No, you told me don't go to the bathroom.
Same thing a partner would say.
Don't try to go to the bathroom.
You said that.
Because that's what you do.
And do what?
Go in there, try to smoke.
Mom. Go through your phone
We were having
You've never been in a relationship
A bathroom is peace
That's why
Why do you keep saying
I've never been in a relationship
To hide
Cause you've never been in a relationship
But it's fine
It's not even important
Y'all making my wives mad
Not my exes
My wives
What are you a Mormon?
No like why did I
Fuck her
I thought you said wives
So did I
Wives No My wives But anyway what are you a mormon no like why did i oh they said wives so did i no my wives
but anyway there's there's a there's a something happening there i'm not sure what it is
oh wise i see because why would you have done why would i fuck with him you got bars but
you did i said but why why did i let that go over my head
what is it I let that go over my head. What is he talking about? It's not going to go over my head. No, no. Go right over my head.
That's what I do, though.
You know what I'm saying?
No, we're different in 2020.
Please expound.
You don't know what why is?
Unpack that.
You don't know what why means?
Circle back to that for me.
You don't know what why means?
Yes.
Okay.
But if I fucked with you.
Yeah.
And then it goes bad.
And I have to question it because it went bad.
Then I have to question my participation in that.
Not just call you a why. Like, all right, why would I fuck with that not just call you a while all right why would i fuck with you i did yeah still why did i talk about
accountability joe probably some ass i'm saying oh that's most that's a lot that's not enough no
more for an age it's not you can't do that but that's usually at maul's big old age and my big
old age we can't say we needed some ass there's plenty of nights now where i want you just said
that there's plenty of nights now where i want- You just said that too much. There's plenty of nights now where I want-
You just said that too much.
What?
I was like, why did I fuck with that?
I said that too much?
Yeah.
About what?
I don't know.
I'm not in your business.
So for you, they're wise.
For me, I just said that a few months ago,
and you're not in my business.
Hey, Savon, mark that part, please.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
What you mean?
I got bodies.
I'm going to the grave with them.
What I'm saying,
I don't understand more. Fuck a why.
Me too.
Everyone does.
There's plenty of nights
where you want ass
as a grown adult now,
but you settle for sleep
and responsibilities, right?
Absolutely.
Yes.
I'm the king of that.
Or a good meal and a show.
No, I got to hear about it.
It's not like when you was in your-
In a couple minutes,
I'm born hug.
It's not like when you were in your-
I'm just going to say,
definitely beating off.
But it's not like,
and a good beat off.
Listen, underrated
what
a lot of times
better than pussy
alright but listen
this podcast is too great
for us to start there
both of you stop it right now
I don't know about that
nah man
what comes with the pussy
I don't know about jacking off
being better than pussy
I'm not going to go that far
if you guys just give me
three more years of your life
yo
if everyone that's present
in this room
just provides me with three more years of their life and time.
We don't have to start here.
I will give you the porn opinion password.
No.
Oh, pussy?
Let me get this shit off.
I don't know about that.
What I'm saying, it's not like when you were in your 20s and when you got that horny feeling.
Yeah.
You sent them out.
30, 30 texts. You waiting waiting up you taking the long drive you buying some food you buying food or whatever you need
to go to a club you did not want to go to spam you hit me at 10 oh one i'm sleep sleep at 10 i
told you i told you i'm wide awake but i'm just not doing whatever you want me to do i have talked
to people all day yeah for a living in work, my friends, people I actually want to talk to.
My parents be wanting to talk a lot.
All day, I talk.
You do talk to your parents a lot.
So now you decompress.
It's time to get in the bed and you got a girl somewhere wondering if you want to sit and talk for hours now.
No.
No.
Why do they take that so personally?
I don't know.
We're not starting here either.
I relate, though.
Even as a non-single man, as an engaged man.
Single ladies!
Look, Rory want to be with us so bad.
I'm just trying to figure out, how is this guy single?
How have you not been scooped up?
How did single ladies not work?
Yo, and when you're 40
And it's like
I'm out here like
Yo, why they ain't scooping?
You trying to get scooped?
And I'm so arrogant
I'm like
Probably all the scooping
Is down right now
Nobody scooping?
It's December, man YouTube numbers is down And scooping Scooping is down, is down yeah nobody getting scooped Odell
chillin what niggas doing tray no somebody scoop believe that you think so
my god yes Jesus Christ I said mad I roll eye-rolling emojis at that Bahamas crew.
Yeah, that's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate.
You sent the eye-rolling emoji?
What the hell's going on?
You sent the eye-rolling emoji?
Where you was rolling your eyes at?
Fun and success.
You don't know.
Whatever.
Your little friends.
Oh, man.
Your little travel group.
Yeah.
Your itinerary or whatever.
Yeah.
You never did that?
Tell me you never said the eye rolling emoji.
I've thought about it.
Side eye.
You are a fucking liar.
Side eye.
I sent the side eye emoji. I've actually about it. Side-eye. You are a fucking liar. Side-eye. I sent a side-eye emoji.
I've actually rolled my eyes.
All right, yeah, come on.
I thought about the dudes, though.
Enough fronting in 2021.
No, not the dudes.
You haven't sent the eye roll emoji to dudes.
I didn't hit me with the eye roll.
A fella never got the eye roll?
That's hilarious.
Now that's back.
I'm about to start doing that.
Rolling your eyes at men?
No, it's not back. That's not back. Wherever you left that, leave that right there. Trust me. It's got to start back I'm about to start doing that Rolling your eyes at men? Yeah No it's not back
That's not back
Wherever you left that
Leave that right there
Trust me
It's gotta start
It's gotta start
No
Cause it do be mad times
You wanna just say
Fuck a nigga
But you can't do that
No you can't do that
So you gotta roll your eyes
No you can't roll your eyes
You gotta just
Late again
You gotta just keep going
Keep scrolling
Keep scrolling
No I'm in like through text
Oh okay No Still no Can't roll your eyes At grown men You scrolling. No, I'm in like through text. Oh, okay.
No.
Still no.
Can't realize it, grown man.
You can't do that.
I'm just trying to innovate the text game.
Let's find a different emoji.
How about that?
Emojis in men just, yeah.
Nah, not much.
Fire.
As a frequent emoji user.
Maybe a fist bump or a flex.
Fist bump.
Yeah, a little fist bump emoji.
Maybe a hundred,
you know,
a couple years ago,
throw the hundred at him.
That's about it.
That's the extent
of the emojis for men.
Look at Parks
trying to talk over MLK.
Typical of his kind.
One day live in a nation
where they will not be judged
by the color of their skin,
but by the content
of their character.
I have a dream today.
Happy MLK weekend out there.
We will be able to work together, to pray together,
to struggle together, to go to jail together,
to stand up for freedom together.
Seymour, we did that.
Knowing that we will be free one day.
Yeah, it's been for us.
Let freedom ring and when this happens.
Yo, I could not believe that they stopped putting the, what was that, the jelly, the mayonnaise?
Jelly.
They took it out the bucket.
Fair.
I slammed that peanut butter sandwich so hard.
How the fuck you cut jelly out the budget?
Like, how tight is the budget?
I mean, you got to take jelly out.
Like, come on, fam.
And I think the crackhead dude there was like, yo, you want your peanut butter?
I'm like, fam, there's not nothing else.
There's nothing else coming.
This is lunch and dinner.
Wait a minute!
I get it.
I get money, money, money, money, money, money, And Coca-Cola came and bought it for billions. What the fuck?
Have a baby by me, baby.
Be a millionaire.
I write the check before the baby comes.
Who the fuck cares?
I'm stanky, bitch.
I'm a die trying to spit this shit.
Southside's up in this bitch.
Yeah, I smell like the boat.
I used to sell dope.
I did play the block.
Now I play on boats.
In the show.
Sound.
I'm a pair of shades. 50 was still doing 16s, I thought he put a 12 in there
Yeah, still third verses existing at the time
Yeah, yeah
Hate that shit
Remember the third verse?
Oh my god
So much wasted time doing third verses in studios
Side show is
We stay fly, no lie And you know this Lips and thighs studios. I miss this era too where you put the breathy sounding girl on the
chorus or in the verse somewhere.
G4 flights, 80 grand large Mic check, mic check
So we lean with it, pop with it
Happy birthday, Elliot Wilson
With the top missing
I'm staying clean with the bottom kitted
I hopped out, saggy jeans and my rock glistened
But I spent about eight grand
Mommy on stage, doing the ring dance
She let it hit the floor, made it pop
Got my pedal to the floor, screaming, f*** the cops
We fly, no lie, you know this
All we ride, outside, is like showbiz
We play fly, no lie, and you know this
All we lift and go, oh my, stay focused Like the fire that needs a hand I'm just gonna get my energy right.
Let me just get my energy right.
Serve records you gotta go to just to feel good. When you on your bullshit, this is one of them for me.
I wanna celebrate everybody out there that's having a real good 2021 thus far.
Shout out to the higher power, thank you for getting us here today me and my niggas.
Let's vibe
America gotta thank for the skinks to sit. They love me black tuckers black scully leather pelle pelle
I take something over rainbow shit. I'm a fan who got that silver duct tape on my train handle
The women in my life bring confusion and shit talk about it
Look at me. This is the life chose, niggas surround me so cold
Man, my heart done froze, I built an empire on the looting
I'm strong, no under weather, man, I take that cocoa leaf and make that snow
Sit back, watch it turn to dough, watch it go out the door
O after O, you know, homie, I'm just triple-beam
Dreaming, niggas be scheming, I feel to live the good life
The fiends are just fiending, can sell my weapon nice to me
So you can't see, the penitentiary is definitely out the question for me
I want to find the things in my life
So I hustle
Nigga, you get in my way while I'm tryna get mine
And I fuck you
I don't care where you from, at all where you from
Nigga, fuck you
I want to find the things in my life
So I hustle, I don't lose shit
No job, no, no, no job
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Wow, man.
The world is changing
right before our very eyes.
Wait, actually,
before we get into that,
so in 2021, it's about getting to the root of the problem.
Maul and I, behind the scenes, we're just having an argument that we've been having for about how long?
Two years now?
What argument was that?
A couple.
Data and research.
Data and research?
Yeah.
Is it easier to get on now?
Want to rehash that one?
Absolutely.
Yeah, when I'll say something to to you and then you say to me
uh you say no the fan said this and then i say well how did you know that and then you say
listenership hit me and then i say the whole listenership hit you and you was like nah yeah
no just just certain people that listen and follow the show they just you know when we have we put
out episode they jump in our mentions and i mean they tag us all in a lot of shit all right well it's important for you to know that the dad
and research part is a lot more sophisticated for me than just that that's part of it uh
but it's about the different behavioral patterns of people in the different communities it's about
the upticks and downticks like i'm watching our episodes in a lot of
different places what performed where like it's just a lot it's it's deep what you're saying is
a big part of it but i'm not just listening to them niggas we say all the time that them niggas
don't know too much yeah no i'm not saying i'm not saying just listen to them we appreciate your
support that is the way we interact with our listeners we just go off impact yeah impact i
think that's more to me that's the most important.
When you can feel it.
The intangibles.
When I tell the suits to get out the office
and walk around the block with me.
Come get lunch with me.
Feel what it feel like out there.
Feel what it's like when you are impacting streets
that you've never been on.
Feel what it's like to be a major celebrity
walking to lunch.
All the pictures ask for it.
That's how you want to interpret that, Rory.
I missed you stepping on all my amazing points.
Listen, man.
That's what I'm here for.
I'm a good friend.
Man, thanks, man.
One of those A6 you're stepping on me with?
Man, man.
Jesus.
Footprints everywhere.
A lot of A6 and New Balances stormed the Capitol.
That's a fact.
And they're all playing Nikes.
Yeah, a lot of Payless.
Swagless thugs.
Bunch of swagless mobsters out there.
So where do we begin?
Where do we begin?
Wherever you want to start.
Let's do it.
All right.
Shout out to me.
I rolled out another one on you niggas.
Y'all let me do it.
The genius is I do it right in front of your face.
Shit is crazy.
Another one, huh?
We didn't even see it coming.
Shout out to my network.
These niggas trading shout outs just to network.
And I got a whole legwork.
You don't like it? I just me no you're okay i just beat me no why are you just giving me that like i just beat me no
i'm just telling you why i don't fuck with you man listen congratulations to me for beating
shout out to for that too but congratulations to me now shut the fuck up
listen i think no i think self-congratulation is very important to people i don't think they do it
you think i want to wait around for y'all to do it it's just funny to hear that wait let me hold
my breath and wait for y'all to congratulate me on anything i just i just gave you flowers
yesterday for the records you was playing what are you talking about i deserve 15 years of flowers from you white mortal.
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is wrong with them in here?
Anyway, congratulations to me.
I want to congratulate Karen Sybil and Ming Lee on their brand new podcast, Girl, I Guess.
January 21st.
This is not an ad.
January 21st.
Aaron everywhere through me.
I want to thank them for trusting me to be a part of this and allowing me to be a fly
on the wall during their journey.
I also want to shout out to Bridget Kelly, Mandy, Olivia.
See, the thing is, that needs to happen more.
We working over here.
We working.
I told you, niggas, I'm not playing with y'all in 2021.
That's just the bottom line.
I plan to make this shit look like a magic show out here.
Y'all wait till I find me a game. Will you play games?
Nah.
I don't play no games, man.
Give him that little abracadabra.
You play no fucking games, you hear me?
Oh, shit.
I'm not doing this with y'all.
Shout out to the ladies, man.
Shout out to the ladies.
Look at you all in women's business is that women's business?
I suppose
we're in the business of women
that's a real white way of saying
look at you creating ownership and amplifying
black women in the culture
especially hip hop
compliment
I don't think all in women's business is a bad thing the way the internet makes it sound.
Yeah, they kind of tricked us with that.
They did.
Like we could be of help sometimes.
All right, listen.
And the big bro thing now.
I see all the women saying, do you have a big bro?
I think more dudes need big bros.
I think it's okay, guys.
It's okay if he has a big bro.
We should encourage this behavior. That is true. We need it's okay, guys. It's okay if he has a big bro. We should encourage this behavior.
We need people to guide the youth.
I don't think they mind to play devil's
advocate here. I don't think they mind
dudes having a big bro. I think they mind when it's
displayed. I think they mind
when they big bro someone that should not be big bro.
Nah, because they don't know. How do they know who should
and shouldn't be big bro? You know who should and shouldn't.
How do women know who should
and should not be big bro? They might know better and shouldn't be. How do women know who should and should not be big bro?
Women know.
They might know better than us,
to be honest.
How?
They know.
Seriously?
Absolutely.
Women, women, women listeners,
can y'all tell me how y'all know
when a man shouldn't be big bro?
Isn't that women and men business?
Yeah, but women know
because they know
a lot of things about men
that men would not know about other men.
Yeah.
That is true. Why are you calling him big bro him big yeah but you only know that because that stuff is
prevalent in that man's role in a woman's life you can't speak to what that man's role would be
in a man's life because you're not a man yeah but if a woman knows like i said women know men on a
deeper level than men know how many little bros you got how many little bros i got i have a few
not your fucking blood, man.
No, I'm the youngest.
I don't have like-
You're talking about the younger bros.
I'm talking about like dudes from my neighborhood.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
A few of them.
The young boys.
Yeah.
Just young dudes that I see something in and I'm like, okay, he just needs to have somebody
that's going to be like, nah, don't do that.
I wanted to ask Parks and Rory how many little bros they got, but for some reason that feels
like an inappropriate question because they white.
Do y'all have a different word that y'all call, like, mentees?
Mentees.
Yes, I have a few mentees.
Why is everybody laughing at that?
But is that what it is?
Manatees.
Manatees.
I wasn't trying to be funny.
Little manatees.
Because that's what it really is, right?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, no, a little bro is a mentee to some degree.
No, I think that's exactly what it is. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I have a mentee to some degree no i think that's exactly what it is
yeah yeah i don't know your help shaping that young man's life exactly there we go here we go
mentor it's all similar here's my question to you gentlemen educate uh excuse me educate our
audience if you're a little bro and i promise y'all we have stuff to get into. Impeachment is important.
But if you're a little bro,
what is your expiration date?
How long before you vocalize,
yo, I'm not a little bro no more to your big bros?
And same for big bro.
If you have a mentee or a little bro
or somebody that you relay information to
and try to guide and help out, what's the time limit on that?
You don't think someone should be a little bro for life?
Never that.
Well, no, to that person that's always going to be there.
Because it's time for all of that to be applicable now.
But what if big bro keeps elevating while little bro is also elevating?
You're still a little bro.
I don't think it works he's still a little bro I don't think it works like that
me personally
I think it works like
like uh
like father son
grandfather
like
like that shit
I think Puff can have
a lot of little bros
probably for the rest of his life
because he's going to keep
being Puff
on a bigger level
even if the little bro
passes the big bro
that's still his little bro
it never changes with age
I think Dre will still be
big bro
great example uh Puff I like that yes Puff is big bro That's still his little bro It never changes with age I think Dre will still be Big bro for a Great example
Puff
I like that
Yes
Puff is big bro
And OG
To most people
He's been around
Sure
But his OGs
Like let's say if
Andre Harrell
Rest in peace
Boy do I miss you Dre
Yes
Let's say if Andre Harrell
Was Puff's OG
At some point
part of the OG-ness
is to move
and allow
that person to be great
because if you don't
you might stifle
you might step on that
sure
back to Rory's A6
but that's still
that's still
Andre Harrell is still
Puff's big bro
that's what I'm saying
even if he gets out the way
he's still
that's life
but what I'm saying is
that's part of that's part. But what I'm saying is, but what I'm saying is,
that's part of,
that's part of,
to Park's point,
OG elevation.
Move.
You're done.
But part of being a big bro
is knowing.
I shouldn't have to talk to you
so much now.
No,
yeah,
no,
absolutely.
But part of being a big bro.
Like,
you should be telling me
how you handled that.
Oh,
no,
absolutely.
But that's what the,
so in terms of Andre Harrellre harrell and puff yes at
some point puff became more he became puff he became puff yeah so andre harrell no he but
please believe puff still talks to andre harrell behind the scenes and gets advice and gets
mentorship yeah absolutely that's that's forever. It doesn't mean,
part of being an OG is knowing when
your little bro
or your young boy
knows and has the tools
to now move on his own.
Like he gets it now.
So you naturally move out the way,
but he's going to always go back to you
when things get rough,
when you know,
motivation,
you might not be motivated,
you might need some inspiration,
you might need something
that's part of that.
That is forever.
When somebody is your OG, your your big bro it doesn't matter
how big you become in life or where they are in their life you always go to that person for
personal things and for things that you may not be able to see and things just because experience
and age is a lot that comes with that yeah and that's forever that doesn't mean like no you
definitely don't stand in the way and and back your younger brother or your little bro.
But you give him enough tools.
And when you see that he has it and he gets it and he knows how to move, you move out the way and you just watch him afar.
But you always go back to your OG and you're always going to need some type of words and some type of leadership from them.
That's the forever thing.
That never changes.
Yeah, I guess the deeper conversation.
Oh, wait, there's another opinion on this?
Okay, is when your little bro, big bro relationship is contemporary.
Like, it's someone that's your age, your level of experience-ish, but maybe more successful.
That you maybe can outgrow in a different way.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But I wouldn't say that.
That's just your brother.
I don't have a big bro that's my age.
That's your age?
No, you shouldn't have one. Nor will I. Yeah, no, you shouldn't have one. Let me make that clear. But there's a big bro that's my age. That's your age? No, you shouldn't have one.
Nor will I.
Yeah, no, you shouldn't have one.
Let me make that clear.
But there's a lot of that.
To the 39 and under.
There's people that are big bro and people younger than them.
Oh, for sure.
That happens pretty often.
All right, well, let's talk to our more savvy listeners now.
Okay.
That's insane.
Though I don't think that was a bad call.
No, it wasn't a bad call.
It is savvy.
It's just the words that, you know, it's become kind of a joke.
But there is something there.
I agree.
All right, let's start.
Actually, before we start, because I played ball and I meant to ask y'all what you think your reaction would have been in studio to the producer just playing that beat by itself.
I mean, in that era, that beat goes.
I love when y'all don't answer me.
Thank you.
What would have been my reaction?
It was a hard beat.
At that time, that was kind of the sound.
Yeah. That was a hard beat.
I'm not going to automatically say
I would have said that's the one.
Thank you.
I'm not saying that I would have said that's the one.
But there's a lot of beats that I would have
if I just heard that. That's trash. I'm not listening. I would have said that's the one but but there's a lot of beats that I would have if I just heard that
that's trash
I'm not listening to
but that makes artists dope
especially looking back now
like it's hard to kind of
judge music in that sense
10, 15 years later
it's like looking at
your outfits from that era
see it's easy for me
that makes it easier for me
I understand why
that would be more difficult
for some
that song was real unorthodox
for me when it came out
yeah
the beat or the song.
The beat, the song, everything.
Why was the beat unorthodox?
That was the sound.
What was that beat doing?
I couldn't, all right, let me see.
I didn't understand what that beat was doing.
And it's sad.
So we can get geeky for a minute.
It's fine.
We fly, no lie.
You know this. is fine the Indian
kind of sound
that Timbaland
brought
like the
non-western
traditional
musically
you're saying
the sound
but who else
did this sound
work for
besides any
Dipset member
at that time
the melodic
sound of it
was being used a lot at that time
let's listen to it without the amazing
i'm not in the studio going yo turn it down for the youtube people we're playing the
instrumental to ball and i'm with rory If somebody comes in the studio and plays this
I'm going to nod
out of respect
for a few minutes.
I mean for a few seconds
and then I'm going to say
next.
I feel like
2005 or whatever
this don't pull
from me
is all I'm saying.
Yeah.
I feel like you might
have felt differently then.
It wasn't that 07 right?
06.
06.
Yeah.
06 maybe.
We didn't win in 06 did we? 06. 06. Yeah, 06 maybe. We didn't win in 06, did we?
07.
The Giants?
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
Either way.
All right, let's try it a different way.
If you're in a studio and the grinding beat comes on, what happens?
Well, that's a little different.
Mayhem.
Well, no.
Mayhem.
You didn't even think about it, though.
You just said it's a little different.
Walk me through it.
If you go in a studio and a producer,
not Pharrell, who dresses amazing,
has the best skin in the world,
and is a multi-millionaire and gave everybody hits.
And just a producer put the grinding beat on.
Something is pulled from you, right?
But you walk away, he looking at you saying,
"'Yo, go lay it.
"'Yeah, this is on.
"'Yo, go lay it.'
"'And you like, "'Yeah, all right, I yo go lay it and you like yeah all right i'm
gonna lay it but you're gonna build around me you're gonna build around me after i'm done and
he says no it's finished and you say what can't play grinding low bro there's rules in life fam
if i'm a rap like the clips was just rappers at that point yeah no song like they was just
rappers from virginia they hear this they're're going to rap. I know,
but I'm saying as an artist,
before this is grinding,
during the creation of it,
if the producer tells you
to just rap to that
and it's finished,
what is your initial thought
or your thought process?
Well, I'll say that
having worked for you
for many years,
you never really liked
minimalistic beats. That's not something that ever appealed to you but that's not the case for
everybody well and so many records start out with just a drum loop and then the rapper wraps over it
and then the producer goes in and changes everything and adds to it a lot of times and
that's my thing if you've ever been in a session with a producer that was creating on the fly
you've heard just drums
come on for mad long it sounded like the hardest drum loop in the world and then a noise got added
and it was the worst thing you ever heard true yeah or then a melody got added and it was the
worst thing you or the snare the high ass something went in the wrong spot and now it's just not the
hardest thing you heard in the world anymore i hate producers that overthink shit like why did
you like this beat i liked it because of the drum loop.
All right, then maybe just leave that.
Right.
Yeah, but on the flip side of that,
there's the artists
that come to the producers saying,
hey, I need a Maybach music.
Right.
Hey, I need a balling.
Give me a balling.
Hey, I didn't-
I need a bridge.
I need a change up for the chorus.
Yeah.
But I can't see an artist going in
to say, give me a balling
off what we're saying with that beat.
I could totally understand after Blueprint.
Well, when Grindin' came out.
Y'all need a Grindin'.
Oh, for sure.
Give me a Grindin'.
That's a little different.
I need another Grindin'.
Jimmy made Ballin'.
Jimmy's hook made Ballin'.
His cadence made Ballin'.
It wasn't the beat that made Ballin' to me at all.
Grinding, Pusha Malice destroyed, Pharrell killed the hook.
That beat by itself is still fire.
Yeah.
Well, that's what Makes a great artist
Give me a grinding
That's one of the most
Inspirational beats of all time
People were trying to make
Grinding for 10 years
After that song came out
Yeah but that's what
Makes a great artist
Sometimes you hear a beat
And it could be
The worst instrumental ever
I only bring up
When you're going in
Lay what you lay
And do that
It's like oh this is amazing
I only bring up grinding
Because we know
What that beat and song did
But I don't I'm not sure what I would have done because we know what that beat and song did but i
don't i'm not sure what i would have done in the studio if that beat came i would have thought it
was not not finished i'm pretty sure a lot of people passed on that beat i'm sure too yeah
but again joe you also want their names you also i want the names that people pass on and then it
was like that's a fucking like we know who passed on Oldboy Right You know what I'm saying
Like and then we saw
What Cam did with that
Who passed on Oldboy again
Ho
Yeah
I don't know if that's fair
That's acceptable
Cause he was working on something
And walked in
But that's acceptable
And Just Blaze was like
Yo I'm not saying it's not acceptable
But he passed on Pump It Up too
But I'm pretty sure
A lot of other people
Passed on it
But at that level
You're getting everybody's
A folder
Yeah
Well yeah
Including Just
Well what they believe
Is their A folder
Niggas like me Can't afford to miss out on the I'm a hustler or whatever the beat is that worked.
Because, like, I'm not just getting a whole bunch of those walking in the door.
Right.
Hov could pass on a pump it up and a old boy.
And let me try to think of what that would have sounded like.
Yeah, I don't know if I want to hear that.
Pump it up?
We heard pump it up.
Don't do that. He addressed that one pretty quickly. I We heard pump it up. No, not pump it up. Don't do that.
He addressed that one pretty quickly.
I'm just saying we heard what he did on pump it up.
Yeah, got Mano out of here.
Yes.
It's my friend, but I mean, what do you want me to do?
Yes, Hov can get anyone out of here.
He got you out of here on your beat.
First of all, no, he didn't.
And number two.
Talk your shit, King.
Sip your green tea, nigga.
Take a little sip of that green sauce.
We know what the people said about that.
How did we get back on track?
What they said.
What they said.
You got washed up.
Wait, they said it in front of you and you was comfortable?
I don't know.
People say that.
Back to your data and research.
No, your data and research said you double back.
Back to your data.
No, you responded. You responded. You know what your data and research. No, your data and research said you double back. No, you responded.
You responded.
You know what your data and research was saying, too.
The same thing that Jadakiss' data and research said over that track with Maya.
You're what?
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
You're wrong, man.
I'm not.
That's why I hate.
You have to put an album out.
Why?
I'm not an artist.
I don't rap.
See?
That's like a scapegoat.
No, I'm just saying that's
what the people were saying though back then they would say you got you you got washed on that
i'm not saying i'm not saying that i'm just saying that's what the the the people were saying
when i'm and i believe that you felt that too because you responded rather quickly you made
another you put another 80 on that maybe i don't know what it was 64 by the way someone can't someone
can't get washed when they were creating a song and then someone came on just to write it here
joe went in i made up pumping up us as a song not as this is going to be my best display of
rapping ability hove did a freestyle over the beat of him just rapping you weren't trying to
make a song the song already existed but. But then Joe responded with a freestyle.
All right, let's look at it like this.
Because I don't want to spend time on me or Pump It Up in 2021.
If Maul, who's not an artist,
but let's pretend you were an artist.
Okay.
J-Bone.
You put a song out about plaid.
That's what your song would be about,
like a new fashion trend.
All right, plaid.
When I'm rocking,
I look bad
I would never make a song like that okay you would how do we know you're not
already your first song be I would never I would never play I would never do that
come on that's trash ass right yeah I would never make a song like that. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Hey.
See what that beat do?
See what that beat do?
Plaid might sound good now.
All right, Plaid.
Yeah, there you go.
When you got it done, you look sad.
Yeah, see?
But when Moe rocks that, he look bad.
See?
Now all the haters is, uh, come on.
It makes Joe Rock look like he's five.
That's what that breaking beat does.
That's why you turn it down.
Oh, I know you have more sauce on.
Come on
Plaid on the pants
Plaid on the shirt
Plaid on the streets
Run them out
Doing dirt
Plaid
Come on come on
Give me some
That's a trash ass record
Alright turn it off
Now we on to something
It's Saturday
Turn this off for a minute
No no turn this off
Now we on to something
Tell me what you want
Your song to be about
So me and Rory can make it
On the spot like that dude
Let me tell you
What Amigo's song sounds like
First you'll add the this Then you'll do you gotta find yourself killing that
I'm like that's exactly how they made it Tory Lanez should take this exactly no that guy is good
that guy's great just give me your content right now and because it's a Saturday light
hearted little fun podcast me and Rory and Pops create a jam for you.
Cookouts in the summer.
Oh.
Because we haven't had those in a year.
Shit.
Okay.
Oh, this is where this gets fun.
You go after my ball.
I was at the cookout. You were still a lookout.
How do you want new?
We can't get to the verse first, Rory.
Let's create the hook.
What do you want the cadence of your chorus to be?
A call and response chorus?
No.
No.
What?
I'm trying to create this shit.
We don't want no call and response.
A street anthem?
Something that will play.
More than he wants a street anthem.
No, I don't want a street anthem.
Something that will play continuously.
You're not playing along, so forget about it.
For years.
Something that will play for years at cookouts.
Let's look at this. You put your song out, Plaid, about it. For years. Something that will play for years at cookouts. Let's look at this.
You put your song out,
Plaid, right?
Mm-hmm.
Who's the biggest rapper
in the world?
Drake.
I know, but we talked
about Drake too much,
so give me another one.
Kendrick.
Okay.
Kendrick comes out,
removes you off Plaid.
Mm-hmm.
Imagine Kendrick coming
out of his layer
to address Plaid. Wait. Mm-hmm. Get your vocals out of his layer to address plaid wait
get your vocals out of there kills plaid like on some metaphorical shit yeah
you how do you feel you mad about that are you sad that Kendrick killed plaid or you take it as a
compliment it's a oh it's a compliment but compliment, but I'm definitely coming back with another freestyle behind his.
You're coming back to get tore up on plaid.
Give me that plaid.
Give me that plaid, fool.
That's what I just said about you.
No, I know.
That's what I just said about you.
I know.
Come on.
Let's talk about James Harden.
Okay.
Talk about it.
Are you too nervous?
Me?
No.
I mean, are any of your women acquaintances safe now?
Are they yours anymore?
James Harden got traded from the Houston Rockets to the Brooklyn Nets.
This is not a sports podcast, and normally we wouldn't begin with sports,
but this affects us in so many different ways.
No, it does not.
Much cheaper.
Speak for yourself.
Yeah, me.
No, it does not.
Yeah.
I'm fucking watching that Brooklyn Road schedule.
I bet you are.
Don't do that.
Okay, my bad.
I like road games.
Okay.
And Durant.
Yeah.
Shorty, you've been asking
to come to New York
for two years.
Going to be right on that
hardwood at the Barclays.
Yeah.
Yo, the allure of New York
is making it really tough
to get them to fly to me.
They like,
yo, it's open still?
I'm like, ah, Jersey.
I'm at it's cool. They're like, nigga, I open still? I'm like, ah, Jersey? I'm at it's cool.
They're like, nigga, I don't care about Jersey.
Is New York open or not?
Nah.
James Harden was traded from the Rockets to the Brooklyn Nets in what has to be one of
the worst trades that I've ever seen on paper.
And for some reason, none of the ESPN analysts and experts are saying that.
What?
You mean Jared Allen was one of the-
This is one of the worst trades ever.
All due respect to all parties involved.
These are great players, but what the fuck is this?
I mean, what were you going to get?
Stop it.
I don't know. What were you going to get?
We know the Nets weren't giving up.
I'm giving you four draft picks and four pick swaps?
That's supposed to run until 2027?
They're all in for right now and i already have a guard that does all of the things that you do this is when some people are going to jump in and tell
me kairi irving doesn't do all the same things that james harden does i'm not dignifying that
conversation yeah i've seen uh shannon sharp had he called kairi a butler i've been a little i've been a little upset at at upset at some of the way that the media and press has handled Kyrie.
Yeah, I didn't like Stephen A. Smith saying that Kyrie should retire.
I don't think Stephen A. should have said that.
Well, he said if his heart's not in basketball, he should retire.
Oh, okay.
It's not true.
You know how many niggas are working a job where their heart is not in?
Right.
And I think Kyrie's heart is in basketball.
Who says his heart is not in basketball?
Yeah, unfair.
Like, that's the part I didn't like.
Well, they're saying that those are the whispers behind the scenes that he's on his activist shit.
But, I mean, he's been on the activist.
That's who you are.
You can do both, by the way.
Yeah, we just saw players in a bubble be on their activist shit and still play basketball.
Yeah, I just didn't like that.
I don't like the way that people—
Yeah, but they had the fire turned up low. Like, they had to step away from the stove for a little while. Kyrie's shit play basketball like that's it yeah i just didn't i didn't like that i don't like yeah but they had the fire they had the fire turned up low like they had to step away
from the stove for a little while kairi shit ain't like that it's up yeah like what you're
talking about niggas in the bud niggas in the bubbles activists yeah i know medium activists
but let's talk about but let's talk about lukewarm yeah but let's talk about the other side of kairi
when he does step on that court though let's talk about that that's best like his heart's best best
ball handler in the world i'm just i'm just i just don't like the way people are trying to make Kyrie seem like he's a troublemaker.
I don't like the way they're trying to make it seem like he doesn't know the game.
Enough of that.
Tell me what you think about what I called you about and asked you about that you can't say.
Oh, there's no validity to that.
Got it.
I'm sure our listeners really love when you guys do that.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, something.
I don't care.
It's none of your business. Yeah, I'm all for that. Yeah, no, there's no validity do that. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. It's none of your business.
Yeah, I'm all for that.
Yeah, no, there's no validity to that.
Okay, and what I was saying is I hit Marlon
and heard that it was reasons outside of basketball
that he wanted to be out of there.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
That's all.
Marlon's saying that's not true.
But Marlon said LeBron was a Knick,
and we celebrated, so.
We went out that night on the strip for Marlon.
He bought the jersey.
No, he's coming. They told me. Why was I out herepper mall bought the jersey no he's coming
they told me
why was I
bought the custom jersey
you fucking
I don't think I ever said that
I'll let you have that
I don't think I ever said
I don't think I ever said
LeBron was coming to me
I'm just picturing Joe
going out to celebrate that night
I went out that night
I took it to 14th street
I don't think I've ever said that
but okay
I went right to Lotus
hey
he's on his way
I don't think I ever said that but but okay. I went right to Lotus. Hey! He's on his way.
I don't think I ever said that, but all right.
Listen, James Harden is in Brooklyn now.
How does this affect your roster?
Are there coaching changes that you need to make?
How are you as an organization planning for one of the biggest and baddest to hit town?
I'm great, man.
We don't hang out in the same places.
Ayo what?
You think I'm talking about his dick size right now?
Is that what you think?
Is that why you're ayo-ing me?
I'm not playing
with you niggas here.
What are you saying?
This doesn't affect me at all.
You know I don't play
in them same streets
that he plays in.
I don't do that.
Listen.
Tossing a Rory.
Maybe we should get
lying out of 2021.
You got to call
a spade a spade in 2021.
We're not doing that.
I'm lying?
We have to take
potting to the next level.
I'm lying.
We're responsible for teaching people how to pot.
Let's get chatty and gossipy real quick.
You don't think you and Harden are Eskimo brothers?
What does that have to do with me not being worried about you?
I love chatting and gossipy.
What are you talking about?
No, that's what you're saying.
What does that have to do with me?
What does that have to do with me not being worried about you?
LeVon's so offended.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out What does that have to do with me
Like
You said you don't play
In the same streets
I know
If you're an Eskimo brother
With somebody
You've played on at least
One block together
No currently
Now
That auditioning shit
You be doing is over with
What auditioning
What are you talking about
You have played
In the same street
As James Harden
I said I don't play
In the same streets
Not saying I haven't before
Currently no
I don't hang out in the clubs.
I don't even...
They closed.
I was about to say it's COVID.
Before they closed,
I wasn't in the clubs.
Nah, I don't do that.
I used to do that G5 this weekend.
What does that mean to me?
You just said you was going there.
No, I never said that, bro.
What are you talking about?
But you would go there.
I don't club.
I don't go to strip clubs.
That's it.
Period.
But you would go, maybe.
I don't go to strip clubs, bro.
You know that.
When you was going out every week.
Well, don't put that on Harden's jacket that he only gets women from a strip club.
And don't tell people that I'm out every weekend.
I'm putting that on his jacket?
You just said you don't play in the same streets and you don't go to strip clubs.
Wait, wait, wait.
I put that on his jacket?
The entire ESPN put that on his jacket.
What do you mean I put that on his jacket?
Well, ESPN be lying, too.
I was in a strip club.
They Googled how many clubs were in Brooklyn last year.
Harden could have met a nice woman at Whole Foods Looking for produce
I'm just saying
I didn't put that on his jacket
He's a party guy
That is funny
When they pulled up the stat
That when James is in the city
With mad strip clubs
He don't play well
This is what I'm saying
I said I put that on his jacket
That's his jacket
Tell it to him
I was a strip club king
In New York
Until Vlad stopped that
Right
Think about it
Like really think about that.
Vlad stopped it?
Yeah.
He killed a two-decade run.
I wasn't going in there and Vlad was right there.
Oh, I didn't see.
I didn't know Vlad was in Strip Club.
Come on, man.
It was a scary sight.
I didn't know he was in Strip Club.
And Vlad was with a man that killed someone with his bare hands.
True.
I remember that.
Yo, didn't the FBI come out and say,
yo, I know y'all thought Vlad was working with us, but he is working with us.
There's no doubt about it.
We give him some of the questions and tell him who to interview.
And we take every word of it and run it through our stenographer over here.
They said that.
Where?
Chatty House.
The FBI was on.
Yes. It was the FBI clubhouse
oh man
I did read that somewhere though
I'm sure
they all know it's true
they said that they
they listen to a lot of
look at you idiots
that's what they said
use your platform responsibly
What do they mean though
We done telling y'all
I'm done telling y'all what the news said
We know what they said
I am banning fucking
The news at 7, 6am
On Fox 5
It's over now
No for me
I'm done
Boy was they snarly with the news this week.
I bet.
Boy, were they some spicy little animals on the fucking news this week.
Shit didn't have nothing to do with Trump.
Right.
And they was like, yeah.
They said, well, you know now, they said he's impeached, but we'll see.
There's some recounting to do. I'm like, yo, I fucks
with you. I watch you every morning.
You tell me the weather.
Listen, man.
It's just a weird time.
That's
Maul's big bro.
Who?
Who's my big bro?
What do you mean, what? We just had a whole pre-production talk
fuck does he mean what anyway uh where we at i don't want to talk about impeachment
maul says james harden uh trade is not affecting his roster no i'll be in here with a uh real-time
updates throughout the year on how it he was affecting your roster When he was in Houston So I'm pretty sure
That things are
Things are heating up now
Now that he's right here
Across the bridge
I don't know if he's lying right now
You know you my guy
Yeah
Somebody meme that
Yeah Yo you know why I laugh it more Somebody meme that.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know why I laugh at Moe?
Because if you just listen to the position that he puts himself in versus the position that the rest of the world is in,
I don't go to Moe.
No, I don't play in that street.
That's never happened.
No, I don't do that.
It's impossible.
No.
I said no.
Now, how many times do I got to tell y'all no?
No.
But you.
But you. But you. But you.
But you.
He's been affecting you.
How do you know that, Maul?
Or are you just saying
something to hurt my feelings?
No.
Don't make me call my
Houston squad
and ask them live on air.
You think they would
tell you that?
Yeah.
They'll lie to you
and for you.
Come on.
You talking to Maul now.
Let's act like these ain't here
Yo let's turn 2021 up
Yeah
I'm so down for
Call the Squad
No you're not
Not if I'm by myself
He's not
He's not
If I'm by myself
You're a married man
With a little
With a little
With a little
Yo
If we playing
Call the Squad
To turn it up
I'll
Never
To edit Yo, if we playing call the squad to turn it up, huh? Never.
To edit.
Niggas can't fuck with.
Rim, come in.
Come in here.
What's up?
What's up?
Parks was just saying.
Call for call? Hey, Rim, we're just going to play a little game called call the squad.
This is our version of versus.
You're right.
Oh, look at him.
He's got to pee.
No, now Parks got to pee. Look at him. of versus. You're right on. Oh, look at him. He's got to pee. No, now Park's got to pee.
Look at him.
Now he's cooking something, bitch.
What's y'all predictions?
Call for call, Maul versus Joe.
Hey, wait.
All the studio equipment is in here.
You should know because you bought it.
You're the engineer.
Why are you walking that way?
Maul ain't going to play call the squad with Joe.
I don't have a squad.
Me neither.
Okay.
That makes it even more fun.
Call somebody that's not on the squad.
And do what?
Ask them if they know this gentleman?
Or does he affect their life in any way? What you want me
to ask? I'll ask anything you want me to ask.
Look at the squad in me now, man. See?
See?
Cool. Let's just have a
conversation. Don't you gotta go to juniors.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't even catch that.
Yo, there's some place just over there called-
Yo, you got to go to Junior's.
Yo, some spot just open over there called Junior's.
Like, nah.
Yo, you got to go to Junior's.
You want cheesecake?
Oh, yeah, I know.
Now bitches want to be the band.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Junior's. Let's go. Oh, yeah, I know. Now bitches want to be the band. Yeah, I know. I know. Juniors.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
Let's go, Rory.
Let's go, Rory.
Who you calling?
Whoever you calling.
Whoever you calling.
It's going up.
It's up now.
It probably won't pick up.
Hey, hey. It's up and it's staying there. It's stuck. R She probably won't pick up. Hey, hey.
It's up and it's staying there.
It's stuck.
Rory calling a fax machine.
I know that trick.
That's a good trick.
That's a trick.
We're going to edit this because she will call back.
Because that's how much she on him.
Your call has been.
That's how much she on him.
OK.
We're going to see.
She will call back.
Who I could call?
Somebody in Houston. All right,'re going to see. She will call back. Who I could call? Somebody in Houston.
All right, man.
Donald Trump.
Yo, bro, but why are you so...
I want to call now, too,
because you test me.
I'm not testing you.
You did test me.
I just think there's
a high probability...
Stop blabbering my business.
No, I'm not.
You blabbered your business.
You let us know
where you was at.
I can't blabber my business, though.
Yeah, so I'm just going over what you said.
Where you be at, huh?
Right here in New York.
Right here.
I haven't gone anywhere.
Fuck out of here.
I'm just saying, I haven't gone anywhere, bro.
Now, this is 50 minutes of nothing.
Saturday pod.
Let's get old days.
James Harden.
I'll tell you where we won't be, though.
The Barclays.
Yeah.
Why not?
All right, let me ask you a question.
You think they play ball for 48 minutes?
I'm asking you.
You think for 48 minutes straight they focused on the game?
Or you don't see the shit they be doing at the free throw line?
They don't show the timeouts on TV, right?
That's true.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I know.
We got action.
Hey, I went to that D-Wade.
We got action?
I went to that D-Wade resistant last game.
Sat right behind the bench.
What a mistake.
Joe, we got action.
We got action.
Hello, anonymous woman.
This is Rory from the Joe Budden podcast.
I have some questions, resident of Houston, Texas.
All right.
I got answers.
Will we see an influx of women flying from Houston to New York with the recent trade?
I don't know.
Possibly.
Houston to New York with the recent trade?
I don't know.
Possibly.
As someone that is close associates with the person that was traded,
have any plans been arranged yet?
I don't know anything.
I can't speak on that.
Hard's good.
Got that NBA.
Bam.
Yeah.
I'm going to hold that down.
Do any of you have questions for a Female resident of Houston, Texas
That may or may not know the person
At hand
I think she said enough
I got my own, you can ask me up now
It's lit, pass that toggle
Thank you anonymous woman
For your information
Alright, bye boys
That's it
Tweeters told me we was falling off
oh I needed that
the tweeters
this nigga's so stupid
shut the fuck up
oh I needed that
oh shit I spilled my drink
that's weird
Oh that's a lot
That's odd
Listen this is Joe Button from the Joe Button Podcast
Even though you called me
Hello
Be clear
Listen we're in front of company
Act right
Hello
Oh my god
Now
Real nigga time
I got niggas in my circle saying that James Harden trade is affecting my life in personal levels.
I'm here, but I can't see you.
What the hell do y'all want?
What do y'all want?
Why are all the women from Houston so mean to us?
And why they confused?
You know why they mad.
They so confused now, right?
You know why they mad.
Because of this cold ass weather.
I'm up here, baby. Cold ass New York.. Because of this cold-ass weather. I'm a big baby.
I'm cold-ass New York.
You got to come to cold New York.
Hold up.
All right, no.
We're going to get this right.
You got to come to cold New York.
Now you know why they mad.
It sounds like it's a storm in here.
It's a storm.
It's a storm, all right.
Don't do that.
Yeah, come on.
Hello, this is Joe Button from the Joe Button Podcast.
Can you hear me clearly?
I can hear me clearly?
I can hear you clearly.
Sound happy, though.
Y'all be on some bullshit.
I've done more for these calls.
I know how to vote. You sound happy when I call when there's company around.
Yeah, yeah.
All right?
Hey, that morning fight, leave it in the morning.
Cash that is new.
Hey, listen to this.
Listen to this.
Listen to this listen to this listen to this mall is
telling me that the james harden trade will affect my life in personal ways i said that's not true
what do you think i definitely think that as a person who you know is in love with the whole
culture you're gonna be in the club spending money because that's what that bitch is doing.
Oh, no, she missed it.
That's what he does.
No, no, that's not...
So is she agreeing with me?
Yeah.
Wait, I don't...
I don't...
My thing is this.
I don't think that, I mean,
if I had to say so,
that I'm going to allow you
to just be out there blowing money,
but,
um,
yeah.
James Harden leaving
already got the stripper's hair
struck out.
But they just feel relieved.
So what you're saying...
And be blowing all kinds of crazy money
and they're going to be looking at y'all like, oh, so y'all are broke.
Big facts.
Y'all.
Mamal is saying that...
You don't have James Harden money.
I'm sorry, bro.
You don't have James Harden money. I'm sorry, bro. You don't have James Harden money.
I'm sorry.
I'm not into girls.
Listen to him.
You're not, bro.
I'm not.
I'm not.
You think I'm...
Yeah, I don't play on that street.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
All right, so listen.
No lies.
That is my goal.
All right, I feel like...
I got to get you off the phone. Listen, I'll call you later. So wait, wait, wait. I know. All right, so listen. No lies out of my goal. All right, I feel like I got to get you off the phone.
Listen, I'll call you later.
So wait, wait, wait.
So yo, so no is the answer, right?
She laughed.
I'm here.
Hey, don't worry.
We got enough of what you think.
Hey, I'll talk to you later.
Don't worry about it.
I'll talk to you later.
I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, she laughed she left Yeah bad connection
Yeah I know
Yeah you know how that goes
Yeah you know Houston
And their storms
Who's next on
Pass the toggle
Dude today I can't reach
Come on call James Harden
Is that by design
I don't have
I don't have nobody that
Call Durant
And see if this changes
His lifestyle
Let me get your phone
And just pick a random number
To call for what
Talk to Why do you call people No Alright forget it and see if this changes his lifestyle. Let me get your phone and just pick a random number. To call for what?
Talk to.
Why do you call people?
No.
All right, forget it.
Is Kyrie ever coming back to play?
Yes.
Yes.
He's going back.
People were saying that Kyrie did this so he wouldn't be involved in that trade.
That's what they're trying to say.
He kind of turned Houston off.
We don't know what he want to do.
I don't think that's true.
But that's just a rumor.
They don't take COVID seriously in Houston.
No, they don't.
At all.
I would never trade all those people.
That's just me.
For James?
Yeah.
You would.
If I have Kyrie Irving?
No, I would not.
You would because it almost puts you in the finals immediately.
I disagree with that, but we'll see.
I'm just saying.
But don't you have to win?
The goal is not to get there.
Yeah.
No, the goal is to win now.
This is to win.
Shut up.
Do you think they can beat the Lakers right now?
I'm not saying.
I'm asking you.
Just right now.
That could change later.
But right today, he just got there.
So we don't know.
And I think they're going to make more moves.
But just looking at the team right now, they're going to get their veteran mem.
Yes.
What's it called?
Veteran mem, right?
Exception. Yes. The mid-level. They got the mid-level nigg their veteran mem. Yes, yes. What's it called? Veteran mem, right? They got exception.
Yes, I do.
The mid-level.
They got the mid-level niggas to death.
Yes, I do.
Okay.
I do.
Okay.
All right, let's leave this here.
I seen KD versus Braun in the finals enough years.
No, you didn't.
You saw KD and Steph and Klay and them in the finals.
And now I get to see KD, James, and Kyrie.
Who going to smack who first?
As far as what?
Beef?
Yeah.
Nah, these three get along.
They fuck with each other.
We all get along until it's two minutes left in game seven.
We've seen it.
We've seen they work, though.
We've seen Kevin's work in the finals.
We've seen Kyrie's work in the finals.
I know.
We've also seen Kevin and Durant or Kevin and Harden in the finals.
Yeah.
I've also seen people look Durant off in clutch time. Probably the wrong
person to do that to. Who looked him off?
Westbrook. In the finals?
No, I remember that.
It was the playoffs.
No, it was the conference finals. Listen, James is the one
you need to worry about. I've seen James
look people off. No, we've seen James
not show up in the playoffs.
We've seen him not show up in the playoffs.
That's like on record.
He has like one of the worst playoff percentages
in like history.
I like this topic
because as men a lot,
we talk about when,
for lack of a better term,
when two bad bitches in the room.
Right?
And just how that can get tough.
But now we're seeing
what you do
when there's two alpha niggas.
I'm not talking about Durant
because he's a unicorn.
He's from a different planet.
If you James Harden, you come in and you feel like,
I'm the nicest dude in the world.
Kyrie has felt like that forever as well.
They both kind of do the same thing.
They're ball-dominant guards.
With handle.
Yeah.
I'm rolling with Kyrie, though.
Well, me too because Kyrie has won it.
Right.
Like, I saw that shot he took with Steph twice, almost.
Two shots.
And I saw him average 27 in the finals.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not rolling with it.
I don't think this is good, Mo.
I don't.
You don't think it's a good fit?
I don't think anything about it is good.
Here's what I think.
I will watch it, because it will be super entertaining.
I don't even rank this that high in the big threes.
I just don't think this is a...
Nah, it's a pretty big, big three.
I know this won't happen.
It's a crazy big three.
I know this won't happen.
Let's play the big three game then.
Let's start with the original.
Okay.
Celtics.
Magic.
Kareem.
I'm saying where the word big three came from.
And James Worthy. Now we're talking about modern big three, I think saying where the word big three came from. And James Worthy.
Now we're talking about modern big three, I think.
Yeah, but that was a myth.
And this is not a sports podcast, so let's get through this quick.
Big threes, super teams, they've been around.
Philly had one.
The Celtics had one.
The Lakers had one.
The Celtics had another one.
The Miami had one.
Like, niggas had one.
I don't rank this big three in the top three of big threes.
That's Joe.
Now, if they prove me wrong.
Why?
Because I just think they're three individual.
Well, Kevin Durant is different.
You can put him anywhere.
It's going to work.
But in totality, they're three individually great men.
So is the Heat team.
No.
Yeah, they were.
What?
Chris Bosh was a franchise player before he went to Miami.
Dwayne Wade was the franchise player in Miami.
And LeBron was a franchise player in Cleveland.
They sat Chris Bosh down in Applebee's and said,
before you get here, this is what it is.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, let me finish my point.
Let me finish what I'm saying.
But let me finish my point.
He was a franchise player before when they got him but my point was they're not three solely individual
players that were great chris bosh before he signed in a dotted line was down to share
duane wade in month three said yo you have to be the best i can't do it that's what i meant
they were willing to give it well that's when it actually comes together i have to see that happen
with this particular group
is all I'm saying
me personally
I think
and I know it won't happen
if James ain't on the ball
what's he doing
hopefully
is he setting the screen
is he running the back
the back pick
is he spotting up in the corner
is he grabbing a board
is he boxing out
what is he doing
same with Kyrie
we've seen it before
if Kyrie don't have the ball
I ain't seen him do shit
without the ball
Oklahoma City he was moving without the ball Oklahoma City
he was moving without the ball
and getting open jumpers
they were all different players
at that time
that's true
100% true
he should go back to that role
I was going to say that
he should be the six man
if I'm James
I'm the six man
and you have no
they have no scoring
off the bench
y'all have no idea
if they didn't take him
to the Applebee's
on Atlanta
let's move on
let's get the music y'all
let's get the music
look at the bench
let's just get the music
look at who they have let's get the music I'm just saying. Yo, let's get the music. Look at the bench. Let's just get the music.
Look at who they have.
Let's get the music.
I'm just saying, if I'm James, I'd be like, yo, listen, you know what?
Because everybody already thinks he's going to come in and try to be ball dominant.
They already think that off top.
He go in and be like, yo, bring me off the bench.
Let me be the six man.
Let me just come in and score and run offense.
Yo, for 2021.
Why not?
Can we give Maul, you know how we do the thing with the text and it's a clip?
Can Maul have his own every week?
Because I think that should be highlighted.
You think that's a bad idea?
I think that.
I just don't think it'll happen. I don't think there's any way.
Look at that.
I think it's a good idea.
There's nobody there.
There's nobody coming off the bench.
For now.
They want to win right now.
This is what I'm trying to tell you.
So you need to do what's best for the team right now well now that you have your team hat on i have
my james hat on and if i won however many multiple scoring titles you haven't won if i haven't won
150 man the last time you had this talk wait wait hold on the last time he got to the final
position he played he was a six man the last time he went to the finals with OKC. He was a six man.
Who did that?
What coach did that?
What you mean?
It worked.
I'm just asking.
I'm not yelling.
It worked.
Was it Scott Brooks?
I don't know.
It worked.
I think it was Scott Brooks.
I just wanted to laugh
at Billy Donovan for a little bit.
You attacked me.
No, but I'm saying it worked.
I know that wasn't Billy Donovan.
It worked.
I'm just saying do what works.
You don't have no bench.
Spencer Dinwiddie's out for the year.
You have Karis LeVert.
You trade it.
You have no scoring
coming off the bench.
Okay.
I'm just saying,
be smart.
Just be smart.
Can I use that
as a promo clip?
Can I put more things
James Harden should come
off the bench
in his new role
with the Knicks?
Why not?
You think I'm scared
to highlight
a clip of Santa?
Why does that sound insane?
Come on, camera.
Why does that sound insane?
You want to get
a clean shot?
You act like he wasn't a six man.
I got it, man.
Come on.
Why not?
For this roster?
I don't even know these dudes.
I don't know any of those first three dudes.
He's an antifa.
I don't know these dudes.
I thought Nicholas Claxton was a little dirt.
When it's basketball, he's clear as can be.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know these dudes.
You going to bring one of them off the bench and say score?
Can we talk about music?
I'm just saying, bro.
So you think Joe Harris
should start?
Yeah, why not?
A lot of new music.
Didn't drop.
Was not released.
We got a Division Deluxe.
Don't just say it like that. Four new records. Don't just say it like that. Those are my guys. was not released. We got a Division Deluxe.
Don't just say it like that.
Four new records.
Don't just say it like that.
Those are my guys.
I know.
I love both of them.
I know.
So let's say it like that.
Because this is great.
No, them four records is fire.
Well, we got Blessings before.
They solved it for me. Division solved how I cannot be angry
at this new growing trend.
The Deluxe trend.
Yes.
Okay.
I went, first of all, sly little devils.
Amusing her feelings.
Hey, listeners, the first one was amuse.
Two words.
So come on.
So when you do a pun, it works.
Y'all are laughing at Joe.
Joe is telling the creator sometimes it's the small, subtle changes.
Come on, man.
Pick that up.
No, leave that right there.
That's a floor gem.
Amusing her feelings.
New name.
Which is mad fun, by the way. New name. Great. that's a floor gem amusing her feelings new name new name
great
hey
and this time
when I went to find it
the four
the four new songs
wasn't at the bottom
of your new album
hey
arrogant
entitled artist
let me be the person
to tell you
we don't have your
fucking track list memorized
I don't know what was on your album
and now i'm mad i gotta go back and check boy oh okay once again was the last joint all right
after once again they gave us heat who the fuck are y'all so you mad at the uh i'm not mad it's
just bad business everything is about saving time today if you haven't checked at your local
supermarket and noticed all the people you grew up with don't work there no more it's all about
it's all about saving time i don't have time to go and check what's going on i go to division
shit first four songs they right there i press play them shits was so beautiful sounding i went
to sleep with it yeah i cut the tv off let the music play and i went to sleep slept alone yeah oh you said
you hate sleeping alone but i slept alone okay do you hold your pillow you ask questions that
bring the heat right to where you're located right it's like heat seeking fall asleep don't
be alone okay that's cool oh that's what you said you've never done that what is wrong with more
okay i just who are you you just said you hate sleeping alone last week.
But I do it.
Sometimes I do things I hate.
I'm just asking a question based off of what you said.
So now you're trying to paint the picture.
I sleep alone listening to Divisions, the deluxe, by myself, crying.
I'm just asking.
I'm just asking a question, bro.
Nothing wrong with that.
I'm just asking a question.
No, that's fine.
Nothing wrong with that.
That's Daniel.
Come on.
Yeah.
Friend of the show.
Want to give him a little something?
Might need a new Miguel album Might
Definitely
Definitely Take me where you wanna go
You're in control
Yeah, I would definitely fall asleep crying by myself to this.
From now on, you're mine
That'd be a vibe.
From now on, you're mine
You're coming where you wanna stay
You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you wanna stay You're coming where you want to stay.
You're coming where you want to stay. You too.
This is Division featuring Miguel Ezequiel.
Say what you want to say.
Get up if this is over.
Come here like you are in love.
Yo, I just really appreciate when artists are able to get in there getting their bag like division it seems
to have found a comfortable pocket in the 80s sounding what shorty that we
love was that shake that wasn't shake yeah shake has a 80s feel for sure
but 85 does it in a way more traditional R&B way with the 80s
which I love
because I miss
traditional R&B
yeah
when I pressed
I'm about to tell
myself
when I pressed
the sample
to hear a little snippet
on the
deluxe division shit
I know division
I'm done
I'm just gonna buy it now
fuck that when you
admit to your man y'all hit the sample thing now yeah just to double check
to get a little i want to make sure i'm sure what you had going on but when i hit that on
whatever the last track track was uh what whatever the fourth one was uh blessings which they put out
before no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I didn't pre-order I bought these that's not the aux that's the charger I need to charge my phone
this one
if I'm not mistaken
I think this is
called Hold On
this is that
big classic
80s
record
this was the big one
like I was shocked now I gotta find the original for y'all find a sample find what it is that big classic 80s record this was the big one like i was shocked now i gotta find
the original for y'all find a sample find what it is that's kings of leon it's you somebody isn't it
yeah yeah you somebody oh be somebody you somebody somebody whatever the it is well yeah
that sounds like 80s record too but i can't believe he successfully did that yeah yeah
that was two thousands yeah yeah four five. Whatever the record was,
Kings and Leon.
I can't believe
he successfully flipped this record.
Well, the lyrics are R&B.
I've always felt that.
I've always felt like that
about that Kings and Leon record.
The lyrics are R&B.
Can somebody tell me
what's up with Kings and Leon?
I don't know.
It's been some time.
They just left.
They just came and left.
Yeah.
I mean, they're probably still, I don't know. It's been some time. They just left. They just came and left. Yeah.
I mean, they're probably still,
I don't know.
We just probably not checking for shit.
That's a classic song.
Division, I really liked
how you did that, man.
I love Party too much
to ask my coals
who's better now
between you and Party.
So I won't.
2008.
They make completely
different music to me.
Oh, God.
They came out 2008.
Oh, shit.
Got it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not going to compare them just because they're on the same label.
They make totally different type of music.
Oh.
I would never compare those two.
Oh.
We've never compared anything that's different.
I don't think it's a fair comparison.
Probably not, but so?
So what?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Kings of Leon has an album coming out. And wait a minute. We got two, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Kings of Leon has an album coming out.
And wait a minute.
They got two singles out right now.
Yeah?
When You See Yourself is the name of the album.
Love Kings of Leon.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, dope.
Gotta check that out.
Does it have a date when that's coming out?
They got two, you know, when they put the album up and it's incomplete.
I don't know if there's a date.
So I go.
That's dope.
So I go to iTunes, because I even forgot that it was Thursday and time to buy music. I go. That's dope. So I go to iTunes because I even forgot that it was Thursday and time to buy music.
I forgot.
Because you still busy.
But Division sent me there mad busy, bro.
I told you I'm not playing with 2020, 2021.
So I go to iTunes.
Division sends me there.
And I know that the industry is still quote unquote closed, but still I looked at the
new singles, right? Did y'all do, but still I looked at the new singles, right?
Did y'all do that?
No.
Look at the new singles?
I looked at the new albums.
I looked at both.
Today I'm sorry.
And right on the last pillar, that's when you swipe like five times, four times.
I saw SZA's name.
I thought it was a mistake.
Did y'all see SZA's name?
No.
Again, I looked at albums. Don't touch your phone. Don't touch your phone. I want it was a mistake. Did y'all see Scissor's name? No, again, I looked it up.
Don't touch your phone.
I want to look at the pillars.
I don't want you to yet. You can do it in
two seconds.
It was quiet.
No, it wasn't really quiet. That song was like number one.
Fam, Good Days is killing me.
I came on this podcast when I was sick
of Corona and said, hey, that came out right before
Christmas. It's been a while. It came out right before Christmas it's been a while
it came out like right before Christmas
it was the song
that was at the end
it's even a shame
that three weeks is a while
Joe
it was the song
that was at the end
of the last
the Ty Dolla $ign video
and dude
oh the one that we heard
that we said
sounds amazing
and when is that coming out
the producer that did something
on MM4
he did
I forgot what the record was called
Mason
well no Hit Different no we're not talking about Hit Different we're talking about Good Day oh well yeah MM4, he did. I forgot what the record was called. Mason.
Well, no, Hit Different.
No, we're not talking about Hit Different.
We're talking about Good Days.
Oh, well, yeah.
I tried to bring up when it came, but I was via Zoom.
Good Days has been on repeat in my house every single day.
Then why haven't we talked about it in this podcast?
I did.
From Zoom, I said, hey, is anyone paying attention that SZA is two for two?
Like, that Good Days record is fucking insane. I said that before. That's record is fucking insane well either way this is my favorite record right now fam by far mine too this record is nuts
that that uh Jasmine and her record is no I'm not mad at that Say that again, Rory, because it's important.
Sad scissor is my shit.
I thought you said sad season, but same thing.
Same.
Fam, what is this beautifulness?
That's scissor.
He did If All Else Fails off MM4.
The producer did that.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Somehow, all the people that gave me the bad beats.
No, that was a great beat.
I'm just talking about by the fans.
I'm talking about by the fans' accounts.
Not me.
This record reminds me of my favorite SZA record, Sobriety.
When she gets in this bag, I'm going to cry by myself asleep to this record for sure.
When you do this, you can just let the music.
Don't ever look at me like that.
There's so much y'all niggas crying after they're asleep.
Live a little more.
I don't want to cry myself to sleep.
That's not a good way to go to sleep.
It is when scissors blank.
Oh, my God.
Y'all are crazy.
Great record, though.
How do you sleep?
With your arms folded?
I just pass out.
Like a vampire?
I pass out.
I don't know how to sleep.
I pass out. The B-boy out i don't know how to pass out
i'd rather fall asleep like that than be crying cry yourself to sleep
i don't be crying i don't know how to sleep like you're just lamping a little bit i just
pass out i ain't crying i'm crying yourself to sleep is fucking crazy that's nuts yo some people that have been listening to this pod for a while
like y'all never understand when i call certain music low quality music y'all think i'm being a
dickhead this and sometimes you are to be clear what song have i ever said was low quality that
wasn't low quality? No, no.
Are you writing that in green with you?
That sounds like a Savon job.
Savon, pull it up.
It's just insane that you're going to do that.
I understand what you're saying.
This is the exact opposite of that.
This is like,
I don't even know how to describe this.
I thought this was new last night when I heard it. No, man.
It's been a couple weeks.
This has been my favorite record.
Well, because that's the problem
when you drop when the industry is shut down and there's no promoting the labels is closed or
whatever like sisa can't retire after this she has a couple times yeah she will always find a
way to make you call the girl that you deaded or call the girl that you was alright with dead
And now you miss her again
And the girl will call you even though you did her dirty
That's what music does
That's what good music does
A girl left a card under my door the other day
A business card or a Hallmark card?
It was a Hallmark card
Oh okay
That's nice
No it was a girl
I stopped talking to.
Oh.
Well, she,
if you block her and everything.
She just pulled up
and slid a card
under your door and left?
I don't do that, Rory.
You do that?
No, I don't even know
how to block people.
I'm dead ass.
I have zero clue
how to block people.
I don't do that.
And when I go to your page
years later and I'm still blocked,
I'm like,
look at you, still tight.
Why are you tight
all these years later?
No, I thought it was
pretty smooth, actually. I meant numbers. I know how to block people on Twitter and IG for sure. But I don't know Why are you tight All these years later No I thought it was Pretty smooth actually
I meant numbers
I know how to block people
On Twitter and IG for sure
But I don't know how you
Block a number on your phone
Yeah
It was a card inviting me
To a date
Oh
I kind of
That's romantic
That's kind of swaggy
I'm not mad at her
It's real swaggy
We didn't have the biggest
Fight ever last time
It's the swaggiest thing ever
If I didn't call the police
When you have to call And the man has to call the police
and that's a fuck their boat to be in because that's when you're standing
by your door saying you know i ain't supposed to do i'm gonna go i'm gonna go like this fucked up
yeah that's like yeah this is my house right house. Right. When you're home telling her that this is your house, you by your door.
Yeah.
Good days.
Good days.
And then sometimes you want to call the girl that you had the most toxic fun with.
What?
That's the best girl.
On the low, that's kind of the one.
Yeah.
It's the one.
You know what's funny?
Because that's when I try to.
It's Saturday.
I agree with Roy.
I think that girl's the one.
Yeah, she's the one.
But she can't know that you think she's the one oh god
no because she's a toxic little hussy little hussy
yeah she can't know that you think she's the one right and if you separate normally she tries to go and prove her life without you like do better sure but that
takes time yeah so that's when you call and y'all have that talk where she says to you yo i'm i want
better for me like i know what i deserve i want more and that's when you say yeah but that's gonna
take a little while like you could fuck with me until you go and get. And how you know what you deserve.
Y'all are sick.
Well, I just think there's some arrogance in that. You actually don't deserve that.
Y'all are sick.
I think there's mad arrogance in all these people saying they know what they deserve.
I don't know who you deserve that.
Y'all are crazy.
You're not giving this energy back to anybody else.
Why you deserve this?
Y'all are crazy.
Look what this is doing to us.
Now you have some fucking nerve.
You deserve this type of happiness.
You bring misery to everyone in your life.
Why do you think you deserve happiness?
Come sit with us.
Look what you've fucking done to the rest of us.
I'm going to choose me this year.
Bitch, you've been choosing yourself your whole life.
And my thing is just,
you choosing you,
it's going to take about a year
to get you off the ground.
You put yourself in a bit of a jam.
That's fucked up.
See, what y'all are doing is fucked up.
That's fucked up.
You're upside down on you.
Self-awareness is really important.
You're in debt to yourself.
There's a negative balance on you.
It's going to take a little while to get what you deserve.
You have some fees to pay.
Yeah.
You're bankrupt.
you deserve. You have some fees to pay.
Yeah.
You're bankrupt.
I love you, SZA.
Best song out right now.
Really the best song out.
SZA, come on podcast, please.
Stone's however,
ask the guest.
Hold on, man.
Where's my phone at now?
She don't want to talk to people.
Where's my phone? Parks, you don't want to talk to people. Where's my phone?
Parks, you're a co-host and an engineer.
No, I'm here now.
You have two jobs.
I'm here now, man.
Let's see what's going on.
I don't miss no X.
I don't miss no text.
I choose not to respond.
Hello?
What's going on?
It's Joe Button from the the Joe Budden Podcast.
Uh-uh.
I'm not doing this, Joe.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I hate this podcast.
I'm not doing this.
Get the fuck out of here.
Woman on the phone. I'm not doing this Get the fuck out The tree I'm so turning down
I'm not doing this
I'm trying to set the mood
Nigga get off my phone
She's still on the phone
Hell no
That's where I went wrong
I should have played it
During this little beautiful music.
It's a wrong song.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, let's try to.
Let's loop this part up and try it.
Hold on.
Man, that is some funny shit, man.
This is a joke.
I'm not doing this.
Well, if you didn't want to play our pass the toggle game.
Word.
See, but that's to Rory's point.
I'm calling you about my kid, maybe.
Maybe. No, we're not. Hold on. Don't put my points in the. Now, but that's to Rory's point. I'm calling you about my kid, maybe. Maybe.
No,
wait,
hold on.
Don't put my points
in the,
y'all.
Nah,
she know you ain't doing
what you say.
This is Joe.
She like,
nah,
nah,
nah,
nah,
nah,
nah,
nah,
we not doing that.
We have a kid.
We not doing what?
Nah,
nah,
nah,
it ain't Lex time right now.
She hung that shit up quick.
But,
Sin,
Sin, we love you. We respect you on up quick. But, Sin, we love you.
We respect you on this podcast.
That is hilarious.
And love you.
Joe thought he had a moment with Scissor.
Always shout out to him.
You thought you set the tone?
Scissor singing beautifully.
Well, that was the bag.
That was the bag at one point.
I see where you took it.
Sin was on her lock shit.
Nah, we not doing this, dude.
You know the problem with men,
and this is why men are just idiots,
because why when you know
that a woman, like,
don't want you,
why is it, like,
fun to play with them?
Because we love,
we love what we can't have.
No, I ain't trying to,
I ain't trying to have you.
I'm not talking about your situation.
You're being a dick now.
Nah, that's just men
where they're trying
to test the waters.
That's all we do.
We're just trying to
Test the sea
I'm calling that
People
Valentine's Day
Coming
What you want
A little trippy trip
She banged that shit
So fast
I respect it
I like that too though
Shout out to Sim
Yeah
Smart girl
Joe thought he had The five cent Nah it's not just her It's both my kids mom I respect it. Hell yeah. I like that too, though. Shout out to Sim, man. Yeah. Smart girl.
Joe thought he had the five,
said,
and, no,
it's not just her,
it's both my kids' moms.
Trey called me over the weekend.
He was home, though.
We talking,
I'm like,
yeah, man,
still in the music school.
I was cool.
His mom in the back,
I hear an evil voice on the phone.
I'm like,
yo.
An evil voice.
I hear the voice of an evil man on the phone. I respect that too. I'm like, yo, I ain voice. I hear the voice of an evil man on the phone.
I respect that too.
I'm like,
yo,
I ain't spoke to you
in 25,
how old are you?
We been ain't spoke.
That's crazy.
I can't wait
till y'all have some kids,
man.
I can't wait.
I can.
That's when the fun,
that's when we gonna
have some fun.
What do you think
Basley is?
What are you coming in now?
Hey,
this is probably
not a good.
This is an not a good sock.
This is an engaged man.
A sock.
Do you send for your laundry out too?
Huh?
No, I do have a laundry.
I'm about to say you a nasty fuck.
If you asking someone else to do that. You coming in your socks and washing your own shit?
Yeah, you washing like a Rory.
Damn.
Rory washes his cum sock.
Yeah,
I'm respectable.
Throw that shit in the gums.
Yo, I'm just like,
you washed the cum out of my socks,
Rory.
Yo,
coming in a sock
and cleaning it
and wearing it
is fucking insane.
You're a fucking serial killer
if you do some shit like that.
This is the year
I thought we were giving NPR
a real run.
That's some insane shit.
I thought NPR had to look out this year.
You know that last pair of drawers when his laundry day was?
You're like, oh, I hate wearing these.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe not.
Imagine the cummy sock.
Be like, damn.
I really got to do some laundry.
I'm wearing the cum socks today.
Take that, Variety.
Top that content.
What Rory does with the cummy sock.
Hey, Spotify down right now. Hey, Spotify is down right now. But I wasn't done talking about music. top that content what Rory does with the cummy sock hey Spotify
down right now
hey
Spotify is down
right now
but I wasn't done
talking about music
and I'm putting
an album out
Spotify
if you want to
playlist me
it's called
cum socks
I would kill
the cum sock
playlist
matter of fact
I'm gonna make
that tonight
oh shit night another real classy way to repurpose some music shout out to nobody
in NBDY in his a Nancy BDY that's how you say things And this shit been on my mind for a while, man, I think I lost it real quick And I've been feeling so down, that when I lay down, the only time I'm looking up
I'm in a super fight, and it's a dark, cause I've been drowning in the rain
I'm in a super fight, and I'm in a super fight, and I'm in a super fight 16? Uh, yeah. So to do that five years later, I fuck with this.
And coming off that Scissor song, listening to the acoustic version of Used To,
a lot of phone calls that shouldn't be asked.
I'm going to play the hook and we're going to get back to it, y'all.
27 seconds.
Hey, put a hand in the air for comfort season.
Come on, ride with me out there.
Oh.
That's your call and respond.
That's your call and respond.
There's some people out there listening to this podcast feeling lonely, huh?
Some of your partners just left you yesterday.
Thank God for us.
Should be sad.
Congratulations to Nobody, man.
Really, really, really,
really great project.
It was great the first
time.
It was great the second
time.
Classic record, in my
opinion.
Yeah, I agree.
Thank you for, you
introduced me to that
song, so thank you for
that.
I said thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
My bad.
I didn't hear you,
bro.
I mean, thank nobody.
Don't thank more.
More's nobody. Who else is here? More's a somebody. Don't hear you bro I mean thank nobody Don't thank more More's nobody Who else is here?
More's a somebody
Don't do that
Oh yes
Yes yes yes
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
See we said no new music
Came out
But three people
I was excited about
Came out
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Let me put the people on
R&B man is back
Oh yeah Friend of the show Let me put the people on. R&B man is back. Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Oh, yeah.
Friend of the show.
Azeon.
Cardiac.
Wait a minute.
Vibe-y.
I don't like that Cardiac.
You don't like what?
This is beautiful
Just a few new deluxe projects
And EPs out for y'all man
Go pick it up
Vibe out this weekend for Martin Luther King weekend
Uh Uh Uh I tend to hide here Seeking shelter from the hurt The time has come to let you in
And you can change your song
You can make it a girl song
More, I'm gonna say the girl
She used to wear plaid
Go deep in my affairs
Do you like the colors in my world?
He shit on my ideas
He used to wear plaid He shit on my ideas. He used to wear plaid.
He shit on my ideas, but won't never say what the song would have been about.
Like, put some thought into your song.
Into my song.
I don't have any more new music that came out.
No, I do not.
I don't.
Oh, shout out to Love the Genius.
She put her record out.
Yeah, her first single. Yeah. Download it. I didn't listen to it. Super hard. Super, super hard. Oh shout out to Love the Genius She put her She put her record out Yeah for single
Yeah
Download it
I didn't listen to it
Super hard
Super super hard
2021
Break Soul
Oh my bad
No it's called
Break Soul
Love the Genius
A-Rab also put out an EP
I don't know if it's instrumental
Or not
I didn't get to listen to it
Shout out to A-Rab
Oh I gotta listen to it
What did that say about
Daylight and Loaded Lux
Breaking news
Daylight versus Loaded Lux is now four rounds.
The fourth round will be a freestyle musical performance round on a beat of the artist's choice.
No, no, no.
See?
All right.
I'll be checking out after round three.
I'm really excited for the three rounds.
Yeah, I'm not.
See, this is when they just trying to do too much.
But I'm not mad at them fiddling around with things.
Yeah, but not that.
Don't fiddle around with the battle.
My only thing is,
how would that performance over the beat
affect the battle?
Exactly.
Like, what happens if you kill over the beat
that I chose for you,
but you didn't really win the battle?
Like, what does it matter?
Yeah, no.
It's a good question.
I have no idea.
I'm just cool on that idea.
I understand it.
This is a battle
that we've won it for years.
Let it just be
like a real authentic battle.
And I've heard both of them
on beats destroy shit.
But I'm still cool.
I just want to see y'all battle.
I just want to battle.
And give me the date
of the battle.
What is the date?
That I don't know.
Call Lux at daylight.
I'm not calling Lux.
He better be writing.
You call that nigga and interrupt him.
Oh, he definitely writing.
Hope so.
I hope he been writing.
He in Washington Square playing chess and writing.
I am so phony.
Listen to how phony I am.
He writing.
New York's finest.
One of our greatest, the greatest that we've ever had over here.
Right.
True.
And just that fast.
He's not prepared. He's going to be think he's not prepared, going to be prepared.
No, he's going to be prepared.
He's just going to lose.
I'm going to have to watch that battle seven times to decide.
I love Daylight.
I think he, I've said it years ago, he's one of the greatest battle rappers that we've ever seen.
But so is Lux.
Daylight ran from this battle when he was supposed to run from it.
Yeah.
When Daylight was gimmicky, man. When he was the nice when he was supposed to run from it. Yeah. When Daylight was gimmicky man,
when he was the nice dude
but still on the gimmicks,
maybe without some of the TDE support
before he was as polished as he is today,
he ran from it as he should have.
Today,
this new evolved version of Daylight.
I got Daylight in this one too.
Daylight is in a different type of shape right now.
Sorry, buddy.
And I'm only comfortable
saying that here
because I told Lux
that to his face,
number one.
Number two,
they both wiped the floor
with me face to face.
So I mean.
I think they would get me too.
Yeah, yeah.
And more.
Come on, say that.
Do that plaid shit to them.
I'd run.
Say plaid to them.
Have some fucking
self-respect for yourself.
I'll clean up Lux and Daylight.
But sing plaid in front of them.
See what happens.
No, no, no.
We're not going to do that.
Sing plaid.
No, we're not doing that.
Not even rap.
Sing plaid.
You know who to battle and who not to battle.
You know.
I'm going Daylight too in this.
Damn, I wish y'all rapped or something, man.
Why?
So I could just share some of this.
So you just start rapping and have kids.
So I could share some of the funny stuff.
All of us have rapped at one point.
But the funny stuff is like, I'm share some of the funny stuff. All of us have rapped at one point. But the funny stuff is,
I'm playing with Maul right now.
When your first verse as a rapper,
one of the first verses is a girly record
or a club record or just something in that vein,
and then you go outside and the hitter's got verses,
but you ain't got nothing for the cypher.
You don't have nothing for that.
You ain't got nothing for that cypher.
You just did not.
You just did tapping.
You go home so fast and put pen to pad when should i step in with my baby i don't know if that still happens
i'm outdated cyphers don't just happen on the blocks no more that doesn't happen god no niggas
ain't just rapping in the parks no more they're not rapping on the block that that doesn't happen
niggas is putting up putting up their raps on their Instagram and putting it out.
See, so in that case, I maybe wouldn't waste my time with having a street verse on deck.
Like just a cypher verse to have in all cyphers.
Because if that ain't what we're doing, who cares?
I'll take it to another level.
In that day, everybody at lunchtime was, it's rap time.
So you needed a verse.
But if you don't need that today, I don't know if my son is walking around with that in the tuck.
Yeah, but I think artists should do that.
I've run into a lot of very talented artists just searching online and shit.
It's like, oh, your shit is dope, but fam, I don't need 11 songs about girls.
I just don't.
Yeah, to Maul's point, man, I had to go to Times Square for an editing session, unfortunately.
And I had to park in one of the things and walk mad far.
You didn't get no mix tapes
I was a little upset
that not one person
me said
yo you like hip hop
you like hip hop
damn
no one offered me sour
they probably thought
you was a cop
I've been offered
every drug on earth
you look copish in the face
you look copish in the face
what you had on
you had your good coat on
was it blue
I might have a good coat
when do I not have a good coat
They thought you was a DT
Yeah
They looked
They was like nah fam
That's him
But DT's like hip hop
Like come on
Try to sell me your disc
Yeah but not no sour
Can't sell you no sour
Try to tell me
A CD
I could find a way
Or like they let you hold it first
Then say oh that'd be $5
Yeah that was the oldest game
Remember that
That was always it
Yo check me out
You be like alright
You start walking
Yo that's $5
Yo you know who does that now?
The monks.
The monks be trying to pass you
these little gold things.
Is that safe to say?
Yes.
You could say monk?
Yeah.
Like religion?
That's their name.
That's their religion, right?
Yeah.
It's not a slur.
Pre-COVID,
I was never walking
anywhere in New York
and there'd be mad monks
and they'd try to hand you
this gold shit
and you'd be like,
oh, that's fire.
And then you'd grab it
and they would hold it
and be like,
$10.
It was music?
No, it was some monk
good luck charm.
Please don't say that.
It's not a bad word.
It's not a bad word.
I promise you.
Joe's stupid.
Does it rhyme with a bad word?
Where am I getting it from?
I don't know.
There's a bad word
that's similar to that.
Well, you're a rapper,
figure it out. All the bad words are similar to that. Well, you're a rapper, so you're out.
All the bad words are similar, right?
Don't.
You're white.
You created whatever it is.
What were we about to talk about?
Spotify stock slips after the Joe Budden podcast told them niggas to suck our dick, and you're not going to value this properly, and you can't go out just spending $300 million on everything
expecting it to work for the next few years.
I was about to say make that clear. Not us.
But it was never about us.
Y'all wasn't ever going to get $300 million.
Y'all white boys with black people.
What did y'all think y'all was getting?
Welcome to our culture.
It wasn't getting shit.
Listen, I should have paid the $10 to the monk.
Shares of Spotify. Shares of Spotify.
Shares of Spotify.
And I got this from our sister's site.
Because the variety is our sister's site.
Shares of Spotify took a hit after analysts at Citi downgraded the stock
because the audio streaming giant hasn't shown any material
benefit from its $800 million
plus investment in podcasting content
and tech.
Speaking of tech, what did y'all do with all y'all
Nike tech suits?
You had all the pink ones.
I still wear mine. You still got them?
You ain't eBay them yet?
Nah.
I still wear mine.
I'll wear them if I'm just running some errands around.
Listen, all of us aren't running to the new Givenchy sneaker.
We still like Nike Tech.
I'm not doing that either, by the way.
They're super comfortable.
They're amazing.
Boy, the more shows I fund, the more my closet takes a hit for it.
You're going to be at Levi's and Black T's all day, no time, buddy.
Y'all not noticing, boy.
These Black & Mary sweats the last five months. Y'all ain't been time money. Y'all not noticing, boy. These Black and Mary sweats the last five months.
Y'all ain't been peeping.
Y'all ain't peep.
Spotify's stock price closed down 6.6% Friday to $319.82 per share,
outpacing smaller declines in the broader market.
In 2020, shares of the company more than doubled in value on investor enthusiasm
for Spotify's global expansion and business model, including its push into podcasts.
Do we need to read the rest? We'll read this last paragraph.
2020 and app download data through quarter four 2020 do not show any material benefit from recent podcast investments that begin in 2019 the team of city analysts led by jason bazinet said in a
research note friday cutting their rating on spotify stock from neutral to sell. Now, react.
We told y'all.
Well, there you have it, folks.
Joe, take it away.
Please, somebody mean this.
What the fuck? I'm tired of telling these niggas
That they don't listen
Not so crazy now
Yeah man
Listen it's not that I'm
Some type of digital forecast genius
Just say it's not your X
That's your Y
There you go
I love the callback
That was such a dumb line you got wise out here yeah um
do you have any what ifs oh yeah plenty plenty spotify kicked off its podcast growth initiative
in early 2019 yeah we're gonna get to that before the end of the show. Buying podcast studios Gimlet Media and Parcast and podcast self-publishing platform Anchor, paying nearly $400 million for them with additional potential payouts over four years.
Last year, Spotify bought Bill Simmons' The Ringer podcast and media startup in a deal worth up to nearly $200 million and spent $235 million in cash to buy podcast, publishing, and ad company Megaphone.
Sounds like over
a billion to me pretty quickly.
So now,
how do we unpack this?
What would you want to see
if you spent a billion dollars?
What would you need to see?
Also, by the way, it is a little early
to see return on
investment with certain things here. So I know we're laughing, but it's a little early to see return on investment with certain things here.
How?
So I know we're laughing, but it's a little early.
Let's be honest.
Let's not just shit on our exes.
Let's be objective.
No, no.
It's a little early.
How is it early, I'm asking?
I'm not trying to shit on them.
Walk me through it.
To see value and upstream when you invest $800 million, I'm not doing that off the first year and a half.
Sorry. But it hasn't been
the first year and a half. You're right.
Three years maybe?
Of course they were investing before.
Even this article is wrong.
They're saying
early
2019 is when they kicked their shit off.
Early means
February 2019. we started in
september 2018 uh us amy schumer so you saw what you needed to see for six months and then you went
on a spending spree because they saw what we did and said this is a profitable yeah but let's not
make it about us right now let's keep it on us in in february 2019 y'all started and like I said a few months ago sometimes when
you spend a lot of money when you continue to spend a lot of money making
mistakes sometimes the best way for you to try to fix it is to spend more money
to cover up mistakes sex just a few months ago we were in here and I was
saying this just doesn't seem like
it's sustainable for you to continue to pay 100 200 300 400 million dollars for shit and we never
see the results now you don't have to show them to us but you have to show them to somebody you
may not have to show joe your data you could tell me suck dick but somebody has to
see your data at some point so when you tell me that you paid this much for the kim kardashian
show know what i'm gonna say for the next know what i'm gonna say for the next eight months
where's the show like let's see what happened you have to bear results at some point when you tell
me you got michelle obama and then it comes in and it's sporadic. It's here and there.
It's every week.
It's here one week now.
It's every week here.
Like, it's all over the place.
Now you're announcing Prince Harry, Prince Harry and somebody else.
In all likelihood, when is that coming?
Rogan is there, but he just got there, just got exclusive.
So, I mean, he hasn't had a time to make his presence felt yet well he's been there a week here's the thing with that on a kind of a separate topic of just creative shit joe rogan
is the only podcaster there in that entire paragraph well then it's that part too when you
when you try to when you try to buy up popularity it doesn't mean the product's going to be good
yeah rogan is the only one that produces a good product that's been proven out of everyone
there.
So you're spending a whole bunch of money on people that you think have communities
that you're going to bring.
And that doesn't necessarily mean because I love the Obamas that I'm going to go pay
to listen to a podcast from them.
Right.
Or Kim Kardashian or vice versa.
I'm not even going to make it personal there.
But at the same time, I still stand by when you invest $800 million, two years, three
years, I'm not going gonna sit there and say i'm
expecting immediate results well it's safe to say things don't look good sure okay yo what am i
watching right now yo alex bring that back up what the fuck was that what am i looking at right this second. Wait.
Oh, no.
I was... Well, they added versus TV.
Breaking, breaking, breaking.
We're looking at something on the screen that says the NFL and versus are partnering for
NFL Pro Bowl versus presented by Verizon.
And this is 126 through 129.
Is that Pro Bowl weekend?
I'm assuming.
There is no actual Pro Bowl.
There's no actual Pro Bowl this year. There usually is
a Pro Bowl weekend. Oh, well, let's just read about that.
From January 26th to the 29th, the most
dynamic NFL stars face off live
in the Ultimate Highlight competition,
showcasing their best on and off
field moments. Which
Pro Bowl players do you want to see go
head-to-head? None of them.
Nah, don't do that. No, don't do that.
None.
Don't do that.
Why not?
I love the NFL.
We've talked about verses on here where it can move on to shit outside of music,
and I think this is great.
I know sports junkies that would love to debate highlight versus highlight
of what was the better catch.
Don't do that.
Just because it's not something you want doesn't mean this isn't some cool shit.
But I feel like, no, okay.
But when they say off the field as well,
I feel like we're going to get a lot of dancing videos.
I don't care about anything off the field.
I feel like we're going to get mostly dancing videos
and very few crazy catches.
I could care less about off the field shit.
If you want to do catch versus catch
or touchdown versus touchdown,
I don't want to see the offensive line versus, I'm sorry.
But running backs and receivers, quarterbacks,
I'm sure sports people would love that.
I'm here to tell you that this is mostly going to be dancing.
I'm here to tell you that I won't be watching this shit.
What is Rory talking about?
No, Rory's right if it's actually going to be that.
You guys base too much off your taste.
No, I base off.
I love the NFL.
I won't be watching this shit.
I love the NFL.
You know how many wide receivers dance against each other?
You know how many people that only care about sports?
No, I agree.
Off-field shit, fuck that.
And even on the field dancing, I don't care.
I'm talking about actual highlights.
I think the sports world would love that.
Yeah.
I think it sounds good.
It's not probably something I'm going to participate in,
but I think it's fucking great idea.
I don't want to see current players looking at highlights and saying,
oh, that catch was better than yours.
I'm cool.
I just don't want to see that.
Okay, but the same group that they're targeting here
could look at us and say,
why do you guys care about what song is better?
That's different.
No, it's not.
It's a little different.
I'll be curious to see how they structure it, Rory.
I'm with you.
If it's highlight films,
if they're doing like practice.
Off field scares me.
That's the part that scares me.
Tell me the last time y'all cared about the Pro Bowl.
The Pro Bowl's been pretty bad.
It's been pretty shitty.
No, no, no, no. That understates what I'm saying.
Give me the last time. I'm not honestly sure that
I've cared about the Pro Bowl ever.
Probably never.
Rory, when in your life have you cared about it?
It's probably the least interesting
sports.
I don't care about watching. I've watched it. Rory, when in your life have you cared about it? It's probably the least interesting sports All-Star.
I don't care about watching.
I've watched it.
It's probably the least interesting All-Star week.
No, I haven't cared about it.
You haven't cared about it.
Although the dodgeball is pretty cool.
You haven't cared about it for quite some time.
No one has cared about it for quite some time.
Maul, I'm certain that... I'm certain...
Pardon me for two seconds, Roy.
Let me just get this out because I don't want to forget.
I don't want to forget, and then you can reply to me.
I'm sure that their data and research, Maul,
the Pro Bowl people show that this ain't it.
The players have come forth and said,
yo, I don't care.
I can go to Hawaii on my own.
I don't need
this trip and it's a weird time cuz it's during the the newer a couple times the
newer players have come forth and said now why in the land in recent years the
argument has come hey do we even need this event yeah right right am i right
so far not really and how am I What am I not right about so far?
At one point, and I had to make sure to make sure I wasn't bugging.
At one point, the Pro Bowl was watched more than game one of the World Series.
Another failing event.
In 2018, it's over 11 million viewers.
You can't say no one watches it and no one cares.
That's why I'm saying I don't go off my taste
at every decision that's made by people that have more money than me.
And I would put on the Pro Bowl because it usually happened
after the season when there was no more football.
So I was like, fuck it.
At least I get one last little hurrah,
and it was always a terrible game.
And unlike the NBA, they had the skills competition
and shit that makes it interesting,
or the home run derby in Major League Baseball.
There was no interesting side things
in the NFL Pro Bowl that were good until
they introduced the dodgeball thing, which is kind of funny, but
it's in our... I mean, I enjoyed
when Chad Johnson
and the receivers used to do all those
other challenges and go head-to-head. I thought it was cool.
It's their version of All-Star weekend.
I was never mad. It wasn't something I
cared for, but again, I don't base these decisions off myend. Yeah. I was never mad. It wasn't something I cared for but again,
I don't base these decisions off my taste.
There's a world for this.
This is going to be a good thing.
People care about
catch versus catch.
They debate it.
It's the reason ESPN
is a 24-hour network.
People want to talk about sports
all day.
It's the same thing with music.
I'm with you on that
which is why my statement was
I won't be watching this.
Yeah.
I'm not saying people
won't be watching this.
But that's what I started with too.
And Rory said I was wrong.
I'm cool.
My only issue is...
But you know, sports need to adjust to corona
the same way music did
and how Versus was created
was because we were adjusting to a time of being inside.
You see they try to get their verrues.
It's cool.
I'm not letting them capitalize
off my emotional currency this year.
You tell them, sis.
No, you're not going to keep something out to yourself?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Hey, SZA, good days.
Rory, don't call me
trying to come over
and watch the Pro Bowl verses.
Hey, your crib empty?
Want to make some waves?
I don't think I've ever
watched a verse
with you in my life.
You've watched the verses with me.
Maybe one out of 20.
Also, what do you know?
You found one.
I said maybe.
So you found one.
I don't even know if that's true.
It was one. It was one. I said maybe. So you found one. I don't even know if that's true. It was one.
It was one.
Come on.
Tell them we're friends.
These guys hate to wear buddies.
We're co-workers.
RCA Records promotes Mark Pitts to press.
You know the fucking vibes.
Round of applause, perhaps?
Yeah.
Shout out Mark Pitts.
Congrats to Mark.
That's big.
That's big.
Y'all deserve it.
Absolutely.
Loudest applause in the world.
Congratulations to Mark Pitts.
RCA Records has changed...
Fam, what do you do that on purpose?
RCA Records has changed its leadership structure.
Mark Pitts rises from RCA's president of urban music
to RCA Records' president.
What do you know?
Because they've been
bodying everything
urban, period.
For a decade.
RCA speaks for itself
with a roster
and what they're
putting out right now.
John Fleckenstein,
who had served
as co-president
since 2018,
has been upped
to chief operating.
Ooh, they cooking.
They cooking over there.
C-O-O.
Both will continue to report to Peter Edge, the label's chairman and CEO. RCA Records was a They cooking over there. C-O-O.
Both will continue to report to Peter Edge,
the label's chairman and CEO.
RCA Records was a different company.
You know Peter's a dude?
Go ahead.
Shout out to Peter.
RCA Records was a different parent,
a different company even just a few years ago,
Edge said in a statement.
Over the past decade,
there has been a genre shift in consumer demand and
streaming has revolutionized every aspect of our business so we must constantly adapt and iterate
on our successes and i'm not mad at the nfl for that part that part is true you should constantly
adapt and iterate on your shit and if you see a good idea you should partner i don't want you to
think i'm mad at the partnering.
I'm just mad at the...
You've spent the last month
saying stop with partnerships.
Y'all are in a deal.
You're not partners.
I'm all for partnerships,
by the way.
Congratulations, Mark Fitz.
Yeah.
That's huge.
RCA has been one of my...
And this isn't even a,
this is a consumer thing,
not an industry thing.
I just love
that they focus on dope R&B.
They just have an amazing roster
and always put out great shit.
True.
Shout out Sanji
and that whole world at RCA.
Were we talking about RCA
or Spotify?
RCA.
Oh, let's get back to Spotify.
This guy just won't ever
shut up about his exes.
His wives.
Call Spotify, man.
No, this is not about them.
I know that's a funny joke.
It's cool, the bitter ex thing.
It's true.
I get it.
This is always about
sheer arrogance and and entitlement.
The whites wouldn't know.
I always say that we are in this position because we are humble servants of the people,
or at least I feel that way about me.
I do too.
I have to allow for grace because the people put you here and the people cannot put you here.
Right. So it's always about. The people, the churches, the market.
Spotify shouldn't have had that position because they innovated something allegedly.
And when you innovate something, you should be prepared for other people to emulate that or for people to
try to improve on your design right so they less about me for a little while they just had a runway
of head start over other companies with the capital to match them and the resources
so yeah they spent a billion and beat people.
But what do you do when the people that have a billion
get to thinking about what they can do with a billion?
And then I say all this because there's a report
that Apple has something coming.
You want the name?
I don't want the name.
I can't read it.
I won't say it.
But something leaked.
It's been rumored.
That said Apple had something coming.
I also read something that said somebody else had something coming.
Okay.
What will those things do that we'll get in depth on in the weeks and months to come, I'm sure.
What will those things do to affect Spotify's standing?
And if you're plummeting now with your internal issues,
just what happens when the ops start spending too
and when you start getting creative with it?
That's all.
This is not an attack on them.
I got people I care about that work over there.
No, I mean, we just have to wait and see what Apple does and what whoever else does.
But I understand, yeah, when people that have the same, if not more money available that you do,
when they decide to jump into that same market, it does make things like,
okay, now there's other people on this block now that can do what I can do.
Apple's got a couple bucks.
And it's also a little different when your op owns the hardware.
Yeah.
And let me be honest with y'all.
And created the word podcast.
It's like a culture.
That is something
that I'm working on.
Like,
I'm working on
not feeling gratified
when I'm right.
No, keep going.
I like it.
No, that was the end.
I haven't mastered it yet.
That was a punch? Yeah, I did this. No, that was the end. I haven't mastered it yet. That was a punch?
Yeah.
The fans treated me so bad.
And then we getting off of this because we two hours in.
But some of those fans treated me real bad.
It was like, oh, the nerve of you to think that you're so important.
And then fuck out of here.
You're crying.
And that wasn't my point.
My point was, hey, me and my friends are going to not.
If we take our productivity away for the shorts you're giving,
then what does it start to materialize as?
Right.
See, and that's when it comes down to just knowing your worth.
Not for me to get on that ramp, but this applies to everybody,
everybody out there.
I try to preach that to every creator.
If you know your worth, who knows what you'll do
when you just move certain places.
Right. I'm anxious to see what happens with this. I'm anxious to preach that to every creator. If you know your worth, who knows what you'll do when you just move certain places. I'm anxious to see what
happens with this. I'm anxious to see
how Spotify solves that.
And we'll keep an eye on it
because we talk for a living.
Man, who knows? Spotify decides to get it right.
Let's revisit some things.
Never know. Never want to say never.
Well, you can always get it right.
But to get it right, you have to recognize that
there's a wrong Oh absolutely
And that's really tough
For wealthy
Powerful people
To do sometimes
Yeah
Which is how a lot of them
Get in trouble
Getting bad with your ex
Is always fun
Yeah
Yeah
Smack on the ass
When you see that
Come on you know that's me
I think we finally
Come to that day
It's not one ex
That I can sleep with still
Okay
They're all gone Wow That's probably a good thing though Yeah Well yeah but I mean That's actually come to that day it's not one ex that I can sleep with still. Okay.
They're all gone.
That's probably a good thing though.
Yeah.
Well yeah but I mean That's actually
kind of a
bad space to be in
when you can't sleep
with your exes.
It causes confusion
and weird shit.
It does.
You're absolutely right.
It's just who knew
the day would come.
As a man
you never knew
that day would come.
It's like rapping.
I never knew the day
would come where
I wouldn't want to wake up and rhyme words.
But then it happens.
It's like, oh, shit.
Well, King, you can get yourself to that place by saying, you can't sleep with me.
Well, that's what I've been on, Roy.
My God.
No, that's what I've been on.
Protect your body.
Know your work.
That gets real annoying, too, if they're in person.
And look much better when they're with you.
Oh, my God.
That's the thing, man.
You know what?
Come on, let's move on.
Former NBA star Lamar Odom
joins celebrity boxing circuit.
Hello, sit down, man.
I'm tossing this to them all.
Sit down.
Please just stop, bro.
Stop.
Don't do this.
Do not do this.
Why are you saying this?
Because, man,
you know you can't fight?
You cannot play box
You cannot do that
Well what if the other person
Is play boxing?
No no no no
This is not
You can't play box
You're gonna get hurt
He's 6'10
You're gonna get hurt
Some reach
He's 6'10 with reach
And weight
Okay
This is not Nate Robinson
Okay
No I'm with you
This is not
This is not
Cause I already see
This is gonna try to
Become a trend thing
And this is not
Anything that grosses
That much money
Becomes a trend
For sure
Yeah but it's like
All money ain't good money though
And if you're going in
I just said that about the
You know whatever
You get a serious
You get a serious injury
Or some shit like that
And you know
Like you can't
You can't play
He ain't playing ball no more
You know he's living though
That's true
No what scares me is that
Lamar might be in a place where
he's doing this because he desperately needs money.
And that makes me sad.
Because I love Lamar.
So give him the money.
I, Joe,
am about to sign for a celebrity boxing match too.
Because I need money.
Now this is becoming a thing.
I don't know if you guys
are in the YouTube world
of King Earner
versus Paparazzi Poe,
but...
I'm not in that world, actually.
Break it down.
No, you would kill
in the non-celebrity boxing match.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's a fact.
And I'm not a celebrity,
but I could box.
So, yeah, I would kill
in that world.
It doesn't happen.
Look it up.
Google it.
Yeah, just please don't box.
Sorry, that was an ad.
Don't box.
That's not something to play with.
Pick his opponent for him.
Lamar?
I just want him to just sit down and go home.
I don't want him to box.
Okay.
Go home, man.
He should get a coaching job.
So you're not even going to try to think of an opponent.
No, but I think Lamar should get a coaching gig.
I think he could coach a lot of these bigs in the league now and help them with their game. I like that, but I think Lamar Odom should get a coaching gig. I think he could coach a lot of these bigs in the league now
and help them with their game.
I like that idea because I think Lamar Odom,
as someone that was raised around addicts and is an addict,
we need structure.
And I think that's what Lamar Odom needs too.
So I think a coaching job would be amazing.
Yeah, still like being in the league, being in the NBA,
you got to get up a certain time, be at practice, travel, work,
you know, work out.
It's one way to look at it. Yeah, I think that's a good one other way when you're at it you don't really feel every hit that touch your body like
he might have an advantage okay they name is a point I feel when they stab me no I feel thing
look at me maybe sound like a tough street fight Spotify They. Yo, speaking of Spotify, have I told you?
Wait, let's not brush over this.
I've lied on that story a million times.
Yeah?
Are you kidding me?
Which story?
Why?
I'm getting stabbed.
That's what I was going to get to.
Because sometimes it's fun.
Oh, to lie on it?
Yeah.
Damn, what happened?
It was 10 p.m. one night.
Five dudes just came.
It was 10 p.m.
Two niggas rented a house.
It's 10 o'clock on the dot. And I'm four of the niggas rented a house it's 10 o'clock
on the dot
and I'm four
of the niggas
five dudes
approached me
from behind
I fought four
of them off
but this one
he caught me
he got me man
no I was gonna
get to
when we did
that first
Spotify photo shoot
and we had
like our little
green room
where we was changing
and Joe had his shirt off
and a middle aged
white exec
from Spotify said Joe what happened to your stomach changing and Joe had his shirt off and a middle-aged white exec from
Spotify said Joe what happened to your stomach there and Joe casually said my baby mother stabbed
me and she was like oh you asked you asked that's what happened you know I literally had tears coming
out my eyes how about that yeah oh they'll do that huh see if she was fine I'm gonna call her and see
if she wants to apologize about that.
To baby mom?
Yeah.
You should just leave that one alone.
Yeah.
She just called my voice evil yesterday.
Yeah, exactly.
Just leave it alone.
We see what she's going to say.
Water under the bridge.
Hey, enough for nothing.
She won.
She already won.
She got her shit on?
Yeah, like,
she learned you.
Yeah, you don't want
to fucking around with her
leave her alone
Joe please
just give me
three more years
of your life
Joe
after that
get stabbed
by who you want
get stabbed
as many times
as you want bro
we don't want that
for you
no
see that's the thing
about that man
when you think about
just some of the stories
that as your co-parents
and that your
son's mom
is telling your kid
like you don't even get to that point.
And I stabbed that nigga up.
And he thought she was sweet one day.
Wait, don't tell my kid that.
Don't do that.
Don't tell my son about that.
All right.
Update from Ice-T.
And thank God we have Ice-T
to give us updates.
Right.
Shout out Ice.
Just FaceTime with Dr. Dre.
He just made it home safe and
looking good. Love to hear that. Awesome.
Great news. Thank God. Round of
applause for that, man. I'm not round of applause yet.
I'd like to know if they pinpointed
some of the difficulties that he was
having health-wise because the last story we heard was
they didn't know really. Well, aneurysm we don't know.
That's the scary part about
aneurysms. We talked about it last week.
Yeah, when they find that shit.
It's not necessarily caused by a lifestyle or hereditary thing.
Then I'm not going home yet.
Well, if he's home, they've run enough tests.
Yeah.
They feel like it's safe for him to go home.
Run more.
Run more.
He had the best.
He had the best doctors.
Believe that.
And you don't know if he's going home With a doctor That's gonna live in his house
Let's wait for
Dr. Schnozenheisen
To come in from India though
And run some tests too
I'm sure he did
Yeah
Dr. Schnozenheisen
He could probably set up
Something in the west wing
To accommodate
Let's just slow down
Before you send me home
And y'all gonna trigger me
Because in recent years
I've learned how fast
They kick people out of hospitals
Yeah
Especially in this time Yeah Because in recent years, I've learned how fast they kick people out of hospitals. Yeah.
Especially in this time.
Yeah.
What was that right before this?
What did Lil Flip say?
Only facts. Most importantly.
Just tell me what Lil Flip said.
Can we hear it?
Only facts.
Can I hear what Lil Flip said?
Can we pull this up somehow?
Yeah, got it.
Lil Flip says he compares his career to LeBron James.
And rightfully so, goddammit.
Yeah, I was going to say, found a lie.
I didn't think about it that way, but now that we're here, he's right.
Yeah.
But why is he telling us now?
I always put them in the same breath.
But he said LeBron James, Floyd Mayweather, and Michael Jordan.
Well, think about it.
They've all done a Lil Flip before.
Yeah, if you're in the breath with LeBron, you're in the breath with Mike.
Sam, Mike did a little flip.
He did a little cartwheeling.
He did a little cartwheeling.
If you flip before, then you're in the same vein as Lil' Flip.
Right.
And back to the Bron question.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was a Bron question.
They've been more so like, when compare my career you know i compare it to
you know three people i compare it to floyd mayweather right i compare it to jordan and i
compare naturally um with lebron you know doing what he did coming out being so young
yeah i'm the youngest person in the screwed up clique so you know everybody he's a chosen one
you know he people didn't want to agree
with it. They didn't see it. They feel like some people feel like you're too young. You
can't be that great. Like, nah, man, it's possible for you to be a child prodigy, just
like Michael Jackson. So like, like LeBron went through a whole bunch of stuff and you
can be great. Like my career.
Man, come on.
When it comes to bars.
Because, you know, down south, they don't really respect us as lyrics.
He treated her like milk.
He did nothing but spoil her.
And being an emcee, Dad, when you hear a verse from him.
Right now.
And back to LeBron.
If I didn't say something that made you say, oh, rewind it.
Or what did he just say?
Then I'd do my job.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
No matter how all the plaques I got, 25 million albums sold,
13 million ringtones.
Please turn this off.
I hate interviewers so much.
Can you please turn this off?
Because I have too much respect for Lil Flip.
I love Lil Flip.
As long as this plays, it's going to sound like I don't have respect
for Lil Flip, and I do.
He's the man.
But I see where he was going with the child prodigy thing,
because he was younger, and he was the first to do some shit but I love Little Flip too but just because Braun
Floyd and Michael Jordan were also once young and he was also once young doesn't mean you can put
yourself in the same sentence I mean let me stick up for Little Flip y'all let Biggie say anyone
ask Jordan Tyson Jackson and then everyone continued to try to do the same thing for
20 years.
Why y'all let Biggie say it and Flip can't say it?
Because Big can say that.
Okay.
You tell Flip then.
I fuck with Lil Flip.
No, you tell him.
Just tell him you fuck with him.
Then tell him right after Big can do that.
You on the other hand, tell him to be on the other hand.
All right, now this is crazy, whatever this is.
Now, first of all, for the past few weeks,
I've been wanting to come in here and talk about Bitcoin.
Not because I'm so smart and know a lot about Bitcoin.
You're a crypto bro now?
Crypt bro.
Crypt Joe.
Who wants some Satoshis?
You want some Satoshis?
Nobody even knows, right?
Me neither.
Hey, look.
You're an idiot.
That's a problem now.
You're an idiot.
That's a problem now in 2021.
We're in a room full of people.
None of us know about a Satoshi.
Satoshi? What is that? I don't know. I just ordered that. See? That's why. That's the problem, man. In 2021, we're in a room full of people and none of us know about a Satoshi. Satoshi?
What is that?
I don't know.
I just ordered that.
See, that's why.
I think it's a sushi dish.
We laughing and joking, but in 2010,
a few of my friends came up to me
and tried to tell me about Bitcoin.
And boy, did I laugh them out in my living room.
I asked them if I could spend that money
at the gas station to buy cigarettes.
And they told me no.
And I said, well, what the fuck are you telling me about?
Bitcoin for it.
That was it for you?
I'm here only for Newports.
Listen, you have to appreciate, you have to look back in life
and appreciate when you were stupid.
Absolutely.
Like when you just were in your own way and just were a real idiot.
And that was one of those times.
Fast forward 11 years later, and I'm in the same exact boat, but not so stupid anymore.
Now a lot of notable people and people that I respect are running around saying the same thing that they said in 2010, which is, boy, you better get something.
And that's all that dudes like me who don't know nothing about it hear.
So I be needing more information or somebody to
educate me and walk me through well why do i need to get some but i'm dumb when they try to explain
it to me so i never really know so off a whim i just went out there and i just got a little bit
somehow and i'm down today because it's down yeah i did nothing for things to be down this is stock for dummies if you're unaware
i woke up this morning and had my normal routine and my normal day and then i looked at my phone
looking for a text maybe it's ah let me just check some shit and the arrow was like pointing
to the basement and it said down like a high number
then it showed me money that disappeared somehow and cory says it's in the atmosphere
it's somewhere it's in the air it's an iCloud it's an iCloud it just can't access it can't do
nothing stupid me is saying well what happened in the world that has the market down on not only
bitcoin but maybe a few things i'm invested in bitcoin so it's down down but they like up doesn't matter who cares
it's down it's up you end if you end you're in you're out you're out you sell you i don't know
shit about it i just know i refuse to be late on it again so i bought something and there we are
i'm gonna buy something that's down now now that i now and now and you should yeah and you should
um and now that we're here in stock for dummies,
I had to get that off before the story.
Because this is unbelievable to me.
Man has two login attempts left to access $220 million in Bitcoin
before it's all lost.
Fuck.
How many password attempts do you get?
I wouldn't know.
I'd be stressed out when Gmail tells me I got one left.
What's the hint?
I don't know the hint.
So you get 10 password attempts.
Stefan Thomas, a German programmer living in San...
This guy is a German programmer and forgot the password?
Shit.
Yeah, that password would have been tatted on my arm, man.
You got one of those router passwords on there with the exclamation points.
7X9234.
Yeah, no, no, no.
A German programmer living in San Francisco owns 7,002 Bitcoins in a digital wallet, which are worth $220 million.
But the programmer can't access the money because he lost his password.
They don't have a forget password?
I don't think Bitcoin has it.
For 220 mil?
There's no, you can't.
All right, just forget it.
It was a joke.
It's fine.
He has tried eight times to guess the code,
but with no, shit, I could guess that.
But with no-
Did you try just password?
What's your username?
I always crack them with the one, two, three, four.
Just a space bar.
Try just space bar.
Maybe that'll work.
He ain't try one, one, one, one, one.
What's his ex's birthday?
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Now Thomas just has two more chances to get his password correctly before the money is lost.
That's the part I don't get because I'm stupid.
Well, there's no recovered password and there's nobody to override, right?
Right.
Yeah.
So.
Not with that type of money on the line.
Does Pitt just get the coin?
Yeah, where's the money?
Where does the money go if he loses it?
It's in the iCloud.
It's gone.
You got to be kidding me.
It's in a nigga's pockets.
The hard drive known as Iron Key, where Thomas' Bitcoins are held,
allows users 10 attempts to correctly guess their password
before encrypting the contents permanently.
Bitcoin also cannot help Thomas since it doesn't store its users' passwords.
Hey, lesson for all of us who complain at Facebook and Instagram for hoarding our information.
Hey, if I got 220 M's on the line, hoard my shit.
I might need you one day.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Since it doesn't store its passwords, instead it gives users their own private key, their own private iron key,
which only they have access to.
Listen,
Steven,
you got to put face ID on.
You'll get right in.
But look what he said though.
I would just lay in bed and think about it. See,
Maul?
Nigga,
I lay in bed and think about it.
Yeah,
word.
Then I would go to the computer with some new strategy and it wouldn't work.
And I would be desperate again.
Thomas was given the Bitcoins as a reward for making a 2011 animated video what is bitcoin
explaining the cryptocurrency this is this was the gift just gets this is the story to just keep
storing the programmer said he lost the paper that the password was written on that year oh so this
has been gone let me ask y'all this.
What would y'all do with the two remaining
attempts? I don't know.
I'm never touching it. Yeah, I'll probably
never touch it. Wait and hope someone
opens that shit up sometime. Because in the future
they have to come up with a... Wait for the super hacker to come up with
the solution. Yeah.
That's definitely the solution. Sit on that motherfucker.
I'll give you half if you can crack this. Somebody will
find it, right?
Do you have enough confidence, though?
Right.
It's two attempts.
Yeah.
You got to give him a couple other passwords to break into first.
That's a lot of confidence in a hacker.
Yo, this stock shit is so tricky because yesterday I was texting my friends and saying,
man, I'm looking at this beautiful arrow going up.
I just want to put money in here and just watch it go.
And now today I'm like,
I'm just going to let it breeze through Iggy's phone, man.
I'm just going to find something to get into.
It's probably took a little while, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He need to find an ex-girlfriend.
She'll figure out that fucking password.
Quick.
That's true.
She need half her time.
What a sick predicament to even be in.
Yeah, sick.
Also, did somebody hit the mega millions finally?
Because I didn't hear nothing about it.
No.
I don't know.
It was 450 and 550 and 750.
Something stupid.
I don't know.
Google it.
Figure it out.
750 million, right?
And the Powerball 640.
And they say we're in a pandemic.
This shit is crazy.
Well, we're in a pandemic and that's what the lottery is.
Huh?
We're in a pandemic and that's what the lottery is. The lottery is're in a pandemic and that's what the lottery is.
The lottery's a pandemic?
You had to see how I was getting my shit off that.
What'd you be saying to your London people?
What do you mean?
Forget it.
That's what I'd be saying?
Yeah.
Hello?
Nah.
Hello, bloke?
When I look to you to engage in single shit,
I can't get with them.
And I don't have time to get through your barriers.
No, no, I didn't know
what you were asking.
London is locked down.
If you have any woman
that you talk to in London,
right now I'm asking
has lockdown done anything
to how you be getting
your shit off?
Because somebody I know
was getting their shit off
like in a different way.
Now that it's like...
Nah, they locked down
lockdown over there they
can't even like shit is closed yeah mall does have barriers who is your gatekeeper
barriers do i have bad yeah we all know what mad barriers a lot of shit for people to have
to work around and get around The rest of us have
Capital building barriers
Yeah
You wanna
Someone will let you right in
You should get more security
Yeah you should get more security
I mean
You won't be crying
On yourself to sleep at night
Well the whites like me
Alright on
Unfortunate front
Dustin Diamond
Screech from Saved by the Bell
Has been diagnosed
With stage four cancer.
This was real sad for me to see.
Yeah, this is terrible.
One, because Screech is a huge part of my upbringing and a lot of our upbringings.
Two, because it's stage four cancer.
Actor, stand-up comedian Diamond is best known for his performances.
Samuel Screech Powers in the teen series.
Y'all know who Screech is.
I don't have to tell y'all.
And I just hope he's all right. Or as all right as you can be. Prayers for Screech Powers in the teen series. Y'all know who Screech is. I don't have to tell y'all. And just hope he's all right.
Or as all right as you can be.
Prayers for Screech.
Actors have appeared in a number of reality shows
over the years, including Celebrity Fit.
It's Screech.
You don't need to hear that.
It's Screech.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else is happening?
Damn, look at Screech, man.
He still looks like Screech.
He does.
What else is happening? The Mega Millions,
I don't care about. There was something else.
There was something else.
There's a lot of actors in that movie that's coming out
on HBO Max and the movie theaters.
Which movie is this?
The Denzel one?
What is the name of that?
There's a lot of dudes in there.
I'm not hip.
The Little Things.
Maybe he ain't not hip.
We've been talking about it the last two weeks.
Or maybe we were just talking about the idea of...
When is it coming out?
I want to say end of this month.
Let's find out.
End of this month or end of February.
I don't know.
All I'm saying is a lot of really good actors uh in it and i didn't i didn't know uh my what was the
what was the name of the netflix special that he produced with viola davis and uh chadwick boseman
ma rainey's black bottom okay yeah that was really good i watched that on netflix uh last january 29th
it's being released end of the month january, that's a movie night in my house.
Has anyone seen One Night in Miami yet?
That's Regina Hall?
Regina King.
Regina King, yes.
That's Regina King, Amazon Prime.
Oh, happy birthday to Regina King, too.
Today's her birthday.
And happy birthday to Elliot again.
Happy birthday, Regina King.
And shout out to Amazon Prime.
Look at them, man, doing what needs to be done.
Yeah.
I haven't seen this. This might be my tonight thing
too.
Some good shit going on, man.
Yeah, for sure.
What is that Don't Tell a Soul trailer?
That looks good too.
Alright, this ain't the time to look
at trailers.
Yo, when I just get to surfing, I'll
start clicking on some shit.
What else is really important going on? Going on, going on. trailers. Yo, when I just get to surfing, I just start clicking on some shit. Sure.
What else is really important going on, going on, going on?
Let's see.
Division, Spotify.
Insecure, season five, final season, round of applause.
Round of applause as soon as I find a round of applause.
That's sad, though. I don't want to see that show again.
No, it's great.
It's classic.
It's great.
It went out the way it was supposed to.
It's five seasons.
She leveled up.
Got a lot of big deals.
Probably don't really have the time to get into this or keep this going.
Like, she's leveling up.
So this is how you want to see it end.
Not, yo, we're canceling or discontinuing or it's run its course
or they kill you off as the main character.
We don't need to see none of that.
Or even like I wasn't a big game.
Well, I never watched Game of Thrones,
but I tried to keep up with that last season and catch up a little bit before the last season.
Like, it's different if the entire fan base feels like that fan base did.
Like, oh, my God, what is this?
Starbucks cups is coffee here.
Like, what the fuck are y'all doing?
We don't care about this.
I don't think Insecure is going out like that.
No.
I mean, season four was amazing.
It's nice to be in control
of your own destiny
say that shit
yeah
congratulations
congratulations to Issa
friend of the show
we love you
nice to retire yourself
before they retire you
mhm
and I still
great great great show
just did
we don't
we'll recognize it for you
just did a lot for
for black culture
mhm
it's a classic show
yeah
um is there something else I have to get to let me see let me see let me see let me see let me see You just did a lot for black culture. Absolutely. It's a classic show. Yeah.
Is there something else I have to get to?
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing.
I'm going to sing.
Chill, you two might take us down.
We didn't talk about the impeachment.
I mean, what, it's next week?
Yeah.
Yeah, see, I see a lot of people saying that,
but maybe I don't have the range.
But I have to assume that there are some other implications or some other things that come along with impeachment.
Well, I talked about it here.
He wouldn't be able to run again for office.
He wouldn't get the-
And that's all this is about.
The Secret Service protection and what's it called?
Pension or whatever after he retires.
There's a lot of things that would come with it.
I wonder if there are more things that come with a second impeachment.
Or does everything still stand?
I don't think so.
No, I think most importantly, they know that, again,
I don't think you're able to run again for president.
And I think that was the one thing that they wanted.
They didn't want him to even attempt to come back and run for president.
Got it. I like when people are petty i like the petty nancy
pelusi wearing the same dress it's just it's just crazy because coming in trump they accused him of
rigging the election and going out he accuses them of rigging the election i don't think people
looked at it that way like it's just it's just, this whole shit is just,
it's just political theater
as far as I'm concerned.
Scary times.
Yeah.
I still think Dan Quayle got robbed.
Dan Quayle.
He still robbed old Dan.
Hey, listen, man.
Dan was cooking up there
when I was nine or eight.
That was my first,
that was my first introduction into watching the presidential debates.
And me at nine or eight, I have all the ones.
Dan cooking.
Listen, man.
Wasn't Dan Quayle the one that spelled everything wrong?
Yeah.
So?
So?
I grew up on Ralph Nader.
Wait, who did he go against?
Who's Ralph Nader?
He was an independent Clinton.
George W., I believe.
I'll get him out of here.
He went through the whole 90s.
He might have went against Reagan.
He's been around forever.
The caucus.
Anyone that's been a president he went against.
Showing our age.
The caucus.
I don't have nothing on there.
There was a presidential candidate named the Dukakis in the 80s
And the hanging Chad
Yeah that was
That was
Mike
Michael Dukakis
Yeah
I think he went against Reagan
Anyway
Yeah
We're old
I think Dukakis might be the dude
Didn't he do some shit afterwards?
Probably
I think it was Dukakis
I was rooting for
Who Dan Quayle went against?
Clinton
Oh it was Dukakis
Because he was George W's VP I believe Yeah no I started with Dukakis I was rooting for. Who Dan Quayle went against? Clinton. Oh, it was Dukakis.
Because he was George W.'s VP, I believe. Yeah, no, I started with Dukakis.
I always rooted for losers.
Dan Quayle and Dukakis.
You always go for the underdog, though, you know?
Listen, we're Knicks fans.
Oh, the Dems.
The Dems.
Those Dems.
Come on, Morgan, get your shit off.
We're going to edit it out.
I'm done.
Listen, my shit shit I'm over it
Don is out
I can't have fun
with this shit no more
Don is out man
I can't have fun
with this shit no more
he's gone
is there something else
that we need to say
about the impeachment
he was impeached
goodbye
see ya
this impeachment
is stupid
he's out of office
he's gone in a week
this is stupid
yeah but get him out
anyway
I'm telling you
that's what it's about
they just don't want him to be able to run again lock the door after he leaves bring all He's gone in a week. This is stupid. Yeah, but get him out anyway. I'm telling you, that's what it's about. Better safe than sorry.
They just don't want him to be able to run again.
That's what this is about.
Lock the door after he leaves.
Hey, gather up all the senates in the auditorium.
That's what I was saying.
All the senates.
All the senates.
In the auditorium.
Get the senates.
Hey, go gather the senates up.
Let's get this vote going.
Let's get some checks and balances over here.
ASAP.
Oh, look at that. That flag looks beautiful.
It's such a piece of shit.
The American flag
does look pretty cool. Who designed that flag?
Somebody that owns slaves, I'm certain.
I'm pretty sure.
Is it Betsy Ross?
Betsy. That it Betsy Ross?
Betsy.
That's Betsy's work.
Can't tell?
Who really did it, though?
Probably not Betsy.
Yeah.
Can you put really in there?
In the search bar?
Who really did this?
No, she sampled it.
Yeah, who designed it? She flipped it, though.
What do you know?
Betsy was black.
I don't care about flag design.
If I knew how to work some of those new cool apps,
I'd jazz that up.
I'd jazz that flag right on up.
What'd you put on there?
Not a bunch of stars and stripes.
I saw a flag.
I saw a flag design. a design a flag a flag design
like the whites
would never allow it
Medusa head
huh
Medusa head
no
but that's probably
more appropriate
for you guys' history
here and the things
you've been doing
you guys'
yeah
maybe LV
you guys'
in the senates
oh wait wait wait
wait
Par's got a black joke
out there
what do you say
black people like to do
spend their money
on Louis Vuitton
wait what'd you say I black people like to do? Spend their money on Louis Vuitton?
Wait, what'd you say?
I said you like to spend your money on Louis Vuitton.
Wait, Park, did you say you people?
Hey, what do you mean by you people, buddy?
Yeah, I didn't hear you.
Let's get clear audio on that.
Yeah, turn the reverb up.
Where's Biden giving the money away?
Anybody got their money yet?
1.9 trillion into the COVIDs.
Hey.
We're going to add an S to everything like buttons.
1.9 trillion.
Just chilling.
Hey, we got it.
Pump that back.
Yo, money is such a hilarious concept. I'm so glad.
I'm glad you said pump that back.
Can I ask something that we're not allowed to ask?
Sure.
Does money exist?
Hypothetically, no.
Hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
If you and Grim have a kid
and break up.
Uh-huh.
Rem stood up.
And
you would make more money
by claiming said kid.
Uh-huh.
See, this is weird.
If y'all had kids,
y'all know the next sentence,
but I'm just saying.
I claim Baisley on my taxes.
Then why do they always claim the kid
without talking to us about how it can be beneficial
and behoove our family?
That's a deep question.
Humrim.
Don't project on Rem.
Talk to your baby mother.
No, I don't have to talk to her.
Leave Parks and Rem alone. I will not talk to my baby mother. No, I don't have to talk to her. Can't leave Parks and Remolo.
I will not talk to my baby mother.
You just called her.
And I didn't talk to her.
I didn't get her on the phone.
Yeah, no, no.
Niggas tell me it would be different when I'm rich.
They lie.
It's not the same.
It's all the same.
It's not at all.
It's worse.
It is so much worse.
All right, what else is there what
else is there uh the vaccination centers are open 24 hours head to jacob javits i know what else you
got it's that's a lie what run to jacob javits to just get the vaccine my mom who's on like that
second tier she's a b priority yes uh just got the email like, ew, it's your time.
And then she went on and was like, it's not your time.
She couldn't find shit.
She put in 50 miles, not even
20 miles. Oh, it's hard to get in.
There's not a single
time slot for my mom to get that vaccine.
Not the message Fauci wanted out there.
Well, no, it's important to get that shit straight.
No, not white. Cause I wasn't there
Cause I was riding dick
She gotta go to the hood
She gotta go to like
To the hood hood
Go to Queens
And get the joint in the basement
Why your mom don't be in the hood
Honestly
She go get a vaccination
You were with my mom
In the hood
Drinking Ace of Spades
In St. Albans
What are you talking about
Nah that was nice over there
That was nice over there
When y'all was having
The baby battle off.
The baby battle?
Yeah,
they was jamming.
The house across the street
was jamming.
Who's going to jam?
Who's going to jam the most?
Who's going to jam the loudest?
But that crib across the street
does that all the time
and we lose.
They put way more firepower.
They're Dominicans?
Nah,
they're Trini.
Nah.
Oh,
forget about it.
They blow us out of the water.
No,
no,
no,
you don't have to tell me. Every smoke break,
I was pop locking.
I was killing
the smoke breaks that day.
There's nothing else we need to talk about.
I had one more topic here
about how do you look when you're shazamming
things, but we can talk about that on Wednesday.
Stupid. Savon, please write that
one down because that was a funny topic. Shazam that, actually.
I have it written. If you think in 2021 I'm relying on Savon, write this down. You're done a funny time Shazam that actually I have it written if you think in 2021
I'm relying on Savon
write this down
you're done here
or Shazam
that's not happening anymore
I like Shazam though
we ain't even say happy birthday
I Shazam records I know
just to remember
to listen to them again
I'm glad I have it
like on my watch
so I don't have to look
on cool
Savon's birthday
we didn't even say
happy birthday
oh happy birthday Savon
I texted him
so this next
this next bleeper right here
you posted him
this next little this next little doozy here. You posted him. This next
little doozy. Shut up the charts.
Savon, you didn't feel a way because none of us posted
you? Yeah, I should have posted him.
When was your birthday?
Oh, shit. Happy birthday, man.
Happy birthday. How old are you?
Oh, no, I'm not wishing
them 27-year-old nigga happy birthday.
You've got mad years to go for you in the game.
Savon is at that age that you kind of can't blame shit on being young.
I think 27 might be that cut where it's like,
you can't get away with some shit.
Nah, he got a few more years left.
He got about two years left.
You know, you got to do less big dumb shit.
You can get some dumb shit off, but not like a big dumb shit.
Not no shit that's going to fix your life.
I'm 30 and do dumb shit every moment of every day.
I just don't have the excuse anymore of, well, he's young.
Right.
No, now you're just dumb.
Yeah, you got about two years left.
And after that, you're just dumb.
I feel like 27 is that age where you don't have that excuse.
How you feel, though?
Hungover, huh?
Yeah, a little bit.
Oh.
You fucked anything?
You ain't got to drink everything.
You ain't got to drink everything.
That's how you get over it.
Wait, how come you didn't invite us to your apartment for your birthday party?
COVID.
COVID, huh?
I got another negative test today.
I run up in that shit and get you evicted, nigga.
Wasn't nobody going to your stupid ass house, nigga?
That nigga trying to floss on a not COVID.
Nigga no bid.
Ain't nobody going over there.
Shut up.
I think I'm keeping it on scissor, man.
I don't care.
I didn't know.
I need to hear this in whole without being interrupted.
I'd be in the Mazda.
He's screaming good days of my life.
Who can I call and just like talk to while the beat plays a little bit?
Why don't I?
SZA?
Nah, man.
Who can I?
Just call and catch up while the beat play?
I don't want to snitch on you, but I have a couple names.
Brand new music.
Going to let this beautiful song play as we ignore the white mamba.
I was on your side there.
Good Days.
This is a really good one.
Oh, my God.
Please tell me it's a Todd Dollar remix coming.
Run me west now, drive me one down You so, you so, you
Baby, baby, baby
I've been on the edge of my exit
I try to keep from losing the rest of me
I worry that I wasted the best of me
All your baby, you don't care
I'm trying to be elusive, it's just urgent
Trying to make some, some little change
Got me a war in my mind
Gotta let go
I'm waiting, can't keep what's holding me
Choose the right
What it will pick up and find on me
All the while
I wave my arm, I feel it
I smile, I still wanna try
I still believe in
Good days
Always inside
Shout out to the whole TDE
Shout out to Top Punch
Punch gotta talk about
some of his votes last night
Huh?
Punch gotta talk about
some of his votes last night
Oh we didn't even talk about
Joe vs Mano
I hate y'all
We talk about every versus but the Joe Budden versus that he won I hate y'all. We talk about every other verse. We talk about every verses, but the Joe Budden verses that he won.
I hate y'all.
Let's let this arrive.
Way to kill the mood.
Know you like that.
She can't prove it.
Yes.
Baby.
Heavy on my empty mind.
Shit.
I gotta keep on losing the rest of me. Still worried that I wasted the best of me
On your big, your big, yeah Sometimes I read the news, it's just urgent
Tryna make some, some little change Got me a war in my mind
Gotta let go, I'm waking, people's holding me
The truth's a ride, but it will break up and find me
All the while, I wave my arm, I feel it, it's not
I still wanna try, I still believe in
Good days, all that
Sunny inside, good that they're in my mind
Gotta get right, tryna free my mind
Before the end of the world
I don't miss no ex, I don't miss no text
I choose not to respond
I don't regret, just pretend
Should never happen
Half of us laying waste to our youth
It's in the present
Half of us chasing fountains of youth
And it's in the present now
Yo, who produced this?
That's a good question.
Can you look that up real quick, Savon,
and find out who produced this record?
I think Park Sae was the same dude that did It's just the new one
Did the new one? Yeah, good. It's the same. Yeah, got it
Mason they sent they sent
Mason Los Hendricks Mason and Carter Jesus man
He did that. Oh, you're not saying oh now same was sending me heat I remember not saying
glad to see that he developed into this
honestly I like when parts does that though like with mr. props this guy a
cardiac I like when he reminds me of the people that I work with I get to hear that like man to see their growth and this kid was great then
yeah well you could hear that it was coming
yo shout out to whoever arranged this song true and shout out to SZA Shout out to SZA And whoever arranged this song
Wow
We don't know that SZA didn't
I know
I don't know
I was gonna tell you
Might have been the engineer
Engineers often arrange songs
Very very true
Man man
What a song
I'm gonna have to go
Have a jam session tonight
Alone
Erect
Yuck
Yuck
I was like oh that sounds
yeah yo would y'all
would y'all let
would y'all let
Erickson
Erickson E-Rap
would you film somebody
fucking
why really
why not
I have different opportunities I have different
opportunities
wait wait
hold on
hey look
no no no
I'm gonna tell you
some real shit
you don't speak much
but that was a
great fucking answer
I have different
opportunities
I have different
opportunities
that's a better way
of saying
I'm not gonna let him
get that off though
like why would that
that's not a bottom
of the barrel
yeah I don't
I'm with you I don't think that I'm with you I didn him get that off, though. Like, why would that? That's not a bottom of the barrel thing. Yeah, I don't.
For him, it is.
I don't think that.
For him, it is.
I didn't think he would say that. For him, it is.
Porn is a billion dollar business.
I don't think that's like everything is.
But for him.
For him.
You wouldn't film fucking?
For him.
He has better options.
Have you filmed yourself fucking?
You filmed us.
That fucking is better.
That fucking is better than us. That fucking is way better than us are away. That fucking is better than us.
That fucking is way better than us.
I would watch fucking before I watch it.
For any day of the week.
Hey, you film us twice.
You can film some fucking once.
And you keep coming back.
Hopefully the fucking don't last three hours.
Right.
All right.
All right.
I didn't expect that answer from him.
Would y'all let somebody film y'all fucking?
Not film. Not like with the phone. I mean the professional camera set up. The lights. that answer for him. Would y'all let somebody film y'all fucking? Like, not film,
not like with the phone.
I mean, the professional camera
set up, lights, action.
Now you walk in the room
and you do what you gotta do
when they filming.
Can I practice a couple times first?
Because I want to like...
Well, you fucked the person.
I know, but you don't...
Fucking and fucking a camera
are two different things.
How do you practice?
You gotta figure out
what the angles are and shit.
No, that's not his job.
That's in post.
It's the camera guy's job.
That's in the edit.
Okay.
They're going to edit you up, right?
Get your little pink knees out the shot.
Yeah, I'll say I wouldn't have any problem on camera shit.
It would be the edit session that would probably bother me.
Oh, I'm controlling the edit.
Rory would just be in there arguing about the lighting.
I don't look good in that light.
That's true.
You can't see my hairline.
It's either of them.
Watch me find the best force. My't look good in that light. That's true. You can't see my hairline. There's neither of them. Watch me find the best force.
My dick looks better in 1977 filter.
I've done this before.
I'm finding the best force strokes to loop up.
Just making a snippet.
Y'all not ready.
Damn, Joe going hard at that one spot.
Nah, that's the loop.
He has a real consistent stroke.
Joe boomerang his point.
Yeah, I came up.
You said you wouldn't?
Lights, cameras, and all that?
Nah.
Action.
Listen, man.
I want a professional sex tape.
Yeah, I wouldn't be mad at it.
I'm tired of watching me with my camera swag.
Yeah.
Well, get like one of our homegirls to film it.
All of the women that I know that film,
that are really great at it, are married.
What's that mean?
They can't film somebody having sex?
I wouldn't ask that.
I'm not asking a married woman to come watch fucking.
And if I was married, I may not be like, yo.
Married women actually fuck. But I wouldn't be like, yo. Married women actually fuck.
But I wouldn't be like,
bye, sweetie.
Enjoy filming sex today.
My sleeper played.
If it's one thing that happened,
my sleeper came.
True.
We played it during the pod even.
I'm just saying,
married women fuck too.
All right.
Oh, man.
All right,
this is James Fountainroy.
Take Me. I don't care if we on the rise
Baby, long as I'm next to you
And if loving you was a crime
Tell me why I bring out the best in you
I hear the sounds when we make love Loud as hell but they don't know
I know when you're alive
Well, I hold your heart and your gun
I don't care if they come, no, no I know it's crazy but I think it's
Take me
Now that I've found the place in that you own
Take me away, take me away
I got nothing to lose
Take me away, take me away
Take me anywhere Take me anywhere
Take you
I got nothing but love
I don't care if they give you life
I'll get all of my life from you
Ooh
And if love you had a prize Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, No, no I'm moving mirrors
I will hold your heart and your gun
I don't care if they come
No, no
I'm always crazy but
They can take me Take me
Now that I'm from the place you say you were
Take me
I got nothing to lose
Take me anywhere
Take me anywhere
Take me anywhere
That's James Fonseroy, Take Me,
the original reference joint for the part two,
Jay-Z and Beyonce part two off Magna Carta.
All right.
Play a joint,
old joint from Mac Airs,
since we was talking about him,
started listening to his juice box project.
This is one of my favorite joints from him.
This is Jumpin' Off the Moon.
Yeah, this is a joint.
Did you? That was my song. When it came out. No. Yes, John. Tucked in your corner of the sky
Fall right back into place before the sunrise
You need more bullets for your gun
Shoot from a distance, I'm not one to confide
Boy, you better take this way
Until you go and find your place
Don't you try to steer against the tide
Boy, we're steering something more
Running before my head, the flow But I'm whispering something more Ready before I hit the floor
Better hold on to something for this ride
Come on and dive in to the deep end
Tell me what could go wrong
Oh, I'm hoping that you feel so
All the angels have been sending off
Jumping off the moon, babe, just to get back down
Hoping that you'd catch me before I hit the ground
Jumping off the moon
Falling into you
Choking for the stars
Why'd you let me get this far?
Feels like the stars, they wanted more Than just to turn into a black hole
Sometimes it all just feels like games
So I'll leap in the fire before it turns to flames
Boy, you better take this way
And steer you going like a beast
Don't you try to steer against the tide
I'm always fearing something more
Ready before I hit the floor
Better hold on to something for this ride
Come on and dive in, to the deep end, tell me what could go wrong
Oh I'm hoping, that you feel so, all the angels have been sending off
Jumping, off the moon babe, just to get back down.
Hoping that you catch me before I hit the ground.
Jumping off the moon.
This Mac is jumping off the moon off his juice box project.
Juice box project.
Shout-outs to Mac.
All right.
Shout-out to my guy.
I'm going to play some Black Rob.
This is You Know What It Is.
Black Rob.
Black Rob. Black Rob.
This ain't Black Cloud.
No. Fam, your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see
The master of disaster, the bone appetite
In the streets, I fuck with heat, that's going out
S5, two Lamborghinis, the one drop, do stop
That shit just spins filth to me, number one
Y'all don't come from the same ilk as me
Big shot for new lives, y'all softening up If the Jews were something, you'd be calling
them up Think you recognize us?
Of course, you ain't sure I'm with the top four scrambling niggas from Bayshore
That's bad how they got you gassed to come try us
Heard about the guns, them keys, the Lend-Buyers, punk
Your poor rank, you prone to get stuck Old school like a couple of cans of more duck
In the twilight zone, things just ain't the same
Say you love me, but hate will not grab the reins
And it's true, you know why?
The United Nations must take up the plight
Of black people in America and the Native Americans
For we are victims of genocide
Fresh off a showroom floor Spit the law, spit the raw
Come back spit shit some more
I ain't dealing with some lame ass dudes off your block
Got time in daddy I been punch the clock
It's the rap delahoya, this is a quick jab
Lifestyles of the rich and famous who live fab So keep this one under your hat, it's the rap delahoya This is a quick jab, lifestyles of the rich and famous
Who live fab, so keep this one under your hat It's just scat rap, see niggas go upstate
And they ain't make it back
I told you they was taping dudes
Be quiet, don't make no move
Shit high tech like that cap from Cincinnati
This is black and I still make moves
A puff daddy, play around with six figures
Ride with six niggas, punk and head
Wild festival, Hank and Big Bricka fessle, hank and big rigger
Yo, I came to just seal this deal, stop playin', let's get down on the real of real
White supremacy has poisoned the bloodstream of religion, education, politics, jurisprudence, economics, social ethics, and morality
And there is no way
you know what
Black Rob
featuring Louis Farrakhan
shout out to Black Rob
shout out to Joe Budden
that too
how about that
now that we're at the end
of our podcast
we should shout you out
would you gentlemen
like to congratulate me
on my versus win
that was the versus
I didn't know That was a versus?
I didn't know it was on versus.
How you clown the Pro Bowl?
I didn't know that was on
versus.
Oh, man.
I didn't know that was on
versus.
But how did it go?
Congratulations.
I didn't hear it.
What'd you lead off with?
You know he came in with
focus.
That was your first
one, focus, right? How many records did you guys do? You know he came in with Focus That was your first Focus right
How many records did you guys do
They did 11
Strange number
I think Joe started with
The Fab
Tiana Taylor
Top of the list
Yeah let me start with Love
Gotta start with Love
That was the first record you played
You don't like that Want me back Yeah want you back Good start Gotta start with love. That was the first record you played? Mm-hmm.
You don't like that?
Want me back?
Yeah, want you back.
Good start.
Yeah.
It won.
Then Focus lost.
What do you play?
I have a list somewhere, actually.
I have a list.
Let me read a little list.
Let me stop this.
I think I screenshotted it.
Yeah, that took a picture too.
Oh.
Let's see here.
I need to buy some more iCloud.
They'll always tell you, won't they?
When you could give them some money?
Yeah, buy some more cloud.
It's because I be screen recording.
These chicks want to fucking take 30 minutes for the nut That's bad mom
Yo you were just crazy man
I'm asking you
They're asking me as a friend
Like educate me
That's bad
I'm just laughing at the shit
That you just be doing
It's only me right
No I'm just laughing at you Let me see your phone doing It's only me right No I'm just laughing
At you
Let me see your phone
I just learned how to
Screen record like last month
So it's not a dash
But once you learned
Yeah
Tell me about it
The fouls is there
This nigga's crazy
We kept the fouls
Every
Every foul
Who got the stems
You or her
You
But Luck said
He was mad
He said I'm mad
He took that pic.
Oh, man.
So you're not screen recording?
No.
You good, man.
I'm not.
If I want to, I just tell him to send me a video.
You know you a sly little devil.
Listen, if I want some footage, I just ask for it, man.
That's all.
Yeah, but in a horny moment, that shit could go awry.
Like, she don't answer the phone, then what you doing?
Like, a horny moment.
No, you go back to the old work.
Two weeks ago, I fell victim to the fucking automated OnlyFans messages.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
We getting out of here.
Don't worry about it.
No, we was here for that.
You thought she said, hey, babe, to you?
Oh, no,
I didn't think that.
I just bought,
I just bought.
Erica's in Jersey
looking for a company.
Look at Joe Tapp,
look at your Erica.
Hey babe,
trying to bounce this for you.
Oh shit.
Joe Tapp,
look at your Erica,
I'm right here.
Oh shit,
I'm in Jersey too.
Oh,
you're wearing Clifton.
That's lefty,
I mean.
Hey babe,
I'm so lonely
and took this photo for you.
Shit, we got a link.
Nah, I went in there and just started retroactively buying the vids.
I bought like six private vids.
Spent a cool buck fifty just chilling?
I was in my bed feeling like I was the man.
I felt like I just had an array, a plethora of chicks.
You know what?
I don't like this one.
Swipe?
Nah.
She ain't even get, nah.
She ain't doing it for me.
Lighting on this one, swipe.
I don't see the little
double ring lights plugged in.
Oh my God.
Let me see how real you are.
Is your OnlyFans account,
is your name?
Come on, man.
Oh, is it?
Is you?
Let me see.
Let me know who it is.
Let's see.
Would you date a chick
with OnlyFans
I think I asked you that
what's the concept
probably
Roy this is how real I am
go ahead and put your hand
right there in the search bar
I'm not touching
nothing
you buying seven
alright I did
I tapped it
two clicks
look
why are you bragging
about two clicks
you got your face
on your OnlyFans
listen
look
hit the profile here go the inbox I don they're going to message. Hit the profile.
Here go the inbox.
I don't care about the inbox.
Show me the profile.
Let's see what this
little diva is saying to me.
Hey, daddy.
This little diva.
Roadhead video on sale.
Popping the roadhead video
is nuts.
Who needs that?
This says,
sucking daddy's dick
while he's driving.
Joe said, copped. Wait's driving. Joe said,
copped.
Wait,
she said,
mm.
Oh wait,
she kept going.
I suck a good dick
going crazy emoji.
That's the going crazy emoji
right there.
With the tongue out,
with the eyes going crazy.
No,
no,
close this shit.
We gotta close this.
What you little bold?
What she said,
come see what I'm about.
Oh shit, look. Hey. All. We got to close this. What's a little bold? What'd she say? Come see what I'm about. Oh, shit, look.
Hey.
Hey.
All right, look at the screenshot.
She put the cover.
She picked this for the cover.
That's the cover art?
That's a single artwork?
That's the cover art.
All right, but if a chick asked you to be a fuck buddy dude on OnlyFans, would you do it?
Did I ask you that before, too, on the podcast?
We've been going six years, so I don't know.
You would?
Part?
Sure.
Roy?
Not against it.
Erickson?
I'm done with you.
Shut up.
I'm sick of Erickson with his opportunities.
I have better opportunities.
He has better opportunities.
He said that to me after he got a raise from me.
Fucking right.
That's when you get it all.
Yo, are you kidding me?
You're going to tape me fucking.
It's what you got.
HR.
You want to raise me?
Don't touch me.
Raising ass niggas.
Why am I playing this again?
Are we out of here?
Yeah, we out
I love this song
I'm going to cry to this
Oh my god
When I think of somebody
I can call to this
Yo, real good pod today, man
2021 keeping the positive vibes
Going again
Shout out to anybody out there
With a family member
Or a loved one
suffering through COVID or any other health problems.
Don't you love those jeans?
Don't act like you don't love those jeans.
I do.
Talking about girl jeans with the little butt cuff in the butt.
Like right here.
A little slip.
A little rip, a little slip right there.
To show us the end of the cheek.
My new thing is going back and following exes from 15 years ago.
Ah, fuck they whole head up.
I'm back.
Fuck they whole head up.
The connection's never left.
I knew we'd find each other.
Yes, Rory.
See, Rory feels me.
That's what I was trying to get more to get into with the London type.
I think it's getting the shit off to the London chick.
Yo, man, when we're allowed to be closer to each other,
I just be trying to imagine what it would be like.
Yeah, no, we locked down right now.
No, I know us too, man.
But in my mind, I see us.
I wish you could fly across.
Oh, my God.
I wish you could get on the flight.
I love this song.
This is a miss somebody.
Two albums in a row of great music.
All right, we out of here, man.
Keep us in.
It's SZA on this podcast, man.
Listen, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you adieu.
Farewell, hasta la vista, arrivederci, so long, goodbye, adios, and all that good stuff.
Shout out to all the creators and the pod is out there the curators all y'all
You cheated on me on my dead granny. I ain't you know you all right bet fuck is you doing?
She said you lying this bitch crazy
You're leaving things out
Shovels and dead people you think Joe button is the one that should bring up shovels
shovels and dead people.
You think Joe Budden is the one that should bring up shovels?
They're already dragging me on the internet saying I killed somebody.
I didn't kill anybody.
I didn't say a word in any of that, by the way.
Just so you know.
We out of here, man.
Keep us in your prayers.
I told you I had that already.
Life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this moment last as if it's all we have.
Until next time.
Wait, hold on. We talked about Atlanta Hawks.
I didn't realize the hashtag was
earn these letters after they posted the white
guy in the MLK jersey.
Earn these letters.
You didn't mention that that was the hashtag.
I didn't see that.
I'm the only one that thinks that's hilarious. I don't see that. I'm the only one
that thinks that's hilarious.
I don't care.
I'm not sure what you get.
You're talking about the Hawks
and the Martin Luther King jersey.
Come on.
Listen, man,
we're getting the fuck out of here.
Do remember.
Earn these letters.
The baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel
and closed-minded women
want them to teach you something.
Enjoy your headache.
We gone. teach you something. Enjoy your headache. We gone.
See you Wednesday.
Tell the niggas to enjoy their headaches. How you think plaid go over the R&B beat?
Ooh, you ain't got that double time for that.
Big Mark, plaid fit. R&B beat. Oh, you ain't got that double time. Big Mom.
Class.
Don't look at me.
Just close it.
Just close it?
Close it.
Just close it.
No more content?
Face is on now.
Hey, face is on now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,