The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 412 | "Black History Year"
Episode Date: February 3, 2021New studio, same energy! Joe announces his latest role at Patreon as the Head of Creator Equity and the launch of the new Patreon page designed for new content (1:07:35). The guys also discuss the con...troversy surrounding Chloe Bailey (35:20), speculation on why Jeff Bezos stepped down as CEO from Amazon (2:18:17), a recap on the recent documentaries the guys watch and Your Honor (2:24:15) and MUCH MORE! Sleeper Picks Joe | Kevin Ross - “God Is A Genius” Rory | Unsual Demont - “Pine” Mal | Roc Marciano - “Covid Cough” (Ft. Schoolboy Q) Parks | Tha God Fahim & Your Old Droog - “Cannon”
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Remember the hand rub?
You had a hand rub in a minute.
That's a fact.
The hand rub.
It used to be a key part of the pod.
I know a dry hand rub when I hear one.
Step aside, the booze is ashy.
Superman is hot.
Oh, man, we're segregated over here now.
This is different.
The Superman.
There's the white side over here.
White is over here.
Yeah, that room does seem a little bright, that part of the room.
I mean, oh, you're saying we're glowing?
Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say.
Oh, yeah, no, we got to change this.
We got to change this seating arrangement.
What are they feeling at?
That side looks mad white now.
At least there was some type of balance.
It was more of a white sandwich,
if you will.
Why y'all get to be the
sandwich? Why wasn't it a black sandwich?
White bread? It's white bread.
It's wonder bread.
I like whole wheat.
It's not only white bread,
Parks.
These guys, Jesus.
You're a pumpernickel guy?
Jesus, the entitlement.
I didn't know you were a big
guy. I miss that
corny, not even a
slur, but when people will call white people
white bread, that's funny to me.
It is. Old black people should bring that back.
That's hilarious.
Advertisers, your ad can go right
after this.
Wonder Bread, our favorite.
Listen, what's up, man?
New spot, new digs, new energy, new vibes, new rhythm, huh?
That's right.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
New vibrations.
I like it.
Feeling it.
New celebrations.
This is a big thing.
New spot.
How we feeling?
Feeling great.
Listen, man.
Tired.
Let's start with Park's move, Rory. I didn't say thing. New spot. How we feeling? Feeling great. Listen, man. Tired. Let's start with Parks.
Parks moved, Rory.
I didn't say anything.
So did Rory.
You said, listen, man.
I care about Rory's feelings, too.
Rory's moved about nine times on the low.
Yeah.
No, I was a mover.
I haven't gone to any housewarming.
I haven't either.
Are housewarmings still a thing?
No, right?
Not during COVID.
Yeah, no.
Oh.
And housewarming's like, I'm not going to get you a gift.
Like, I'll bring a bottle.
No, it's a gift.
That's my shit.
Get your own blender.
Sorry.
I prefer booze.
I prefer giving booze.
Are you going to do a housewarming?
Yeah, once it's a little bit nicer out, for sure.
That backyard is too lit to not turn up.
Let them know.
How you feeling, man?
Feeling great, man.
Tired.
It's been a lot of work.
I didn't hire movers, so. You didn't? No. Damn. I didn't trust people to move, like,? Feeling great, man. Tired. It's been a lot of work. I didn't hire movers.
You didn't?
No.
Damn.
I didn't trust people to move my valuable shit.
I can see that. That's like half of my shit.
For sure, yeah.
I understand that.
It's what I thought was half of my shit, and it's not.
It's not.
There was a lot more shit.
I was like, I'll tell you, two couches and a bed.
It'll be easy.
It was not easy.
How many black t-shirts could movers move?
And I moved all that beforehand.
It took, I got the U-Haul for four hours.
That gotta be enough.
It took eight.
Okay.
You got it done though.
Got it done.
Yeah.
Well,
it looks good in here,
man.
It feels good.
It feels good.
I like this.
You like,
you like the value right upon?
Yeah,
I like this.
It's a more modern version
of the same thing.
Yeah,
yeah,
it feels good.
Yeah,
it feels good.
If I want to wash my hoodie,
I could just.
Yeah,
exactly.
No,
that's the biggest part.
You know,
it's the washer dryer on it. When Joe spills, we can clean it right away. Yeah I want to wash my hoodie, I could just... Yeah, exactly. No, that's the biggest part. Washer, dryer on...
When Joe spills, we can clean it right away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just wash, yeah.
Put the whole rug in.
Exactly.
Throwing this whole rug in there, shit, is hilarious.
What you got for us?
What's the first record?
All right.
I like it.
I like breaking the basement's cherry to this.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Like a fool, I went and stayed too long.
I'm wondering if your love's still strong.
By the way, this is my record anytime something great and amazing and celebratory happens by me.
I'm yours.
Then that time I went and said goodbye
I watched the Motown doc.
I have a lot of thoughts, man.
There's a lot to unpack in that Motown doc.
I've just been watching docs learning things, man.
When did it come out?
Look.
It's been out for a while, right?
Yeah, it's been out for a little while.
Hitsville, USA.
We'll talk about it.
But man, is it good.
Hitsville, USA, we'll talk about it But man is it good
And if Joe is gonna spend
2021 learning things
Woo
Look out world
I've been giving him my dropout
Dropout Joe for so long
Don't let me get some knowledge
What's the science today man
Hold up man I gotta find that other button. Yeah.
I'm on my Stevie vibe today.
We got new energy and new vibes.
We in a new spot.
Talk to him. Around the sun, the earth, no seas revolving.
And the rosebots know the news is coming.
Shout out to our first and last time listeners out there.
Some of y'all already know the vibes.
Who knows love's the cure? You can check your mind for sure. Shout out to our first and last time listeners out there. Some of y'all already know the vibes.
Hey.
Alex, you bobbing your head like you know something about this.
Shout out to anybody bobbing down the car with us right now, you heard?
Got my guy Rory back from L.A.
He was out there hanging out with Masego and I'm hung.
Allegedly.
Quarantining in Parks' basement.
L.A. was closed.
No way he was out there having fun.
I had fun, but not outside fun.
Always.
Always. Always. Always Until the dawn that flies and Paris lives at sea Always
Until the sun comes up and life becomes a dream
Wait a minute!
Give me another true love after nothing
I got to let this vibe out for a little while, man.
I'm with you.
Let me tell y'all something, man.
I'm watching the Motown doc.
And they show Barry Gordy in there
in the
two family home
studio
with all these
greats
Diana Ross
and
Holland
Doja Holland
and fucking
The Temptations
and Smokey Robinson
right
all these people
that should have
egos
and be arrogant
and just
all time greats
little 10 year old Stevie walked in there man nothing but a have egos and be arrogant and just all-time greats.
A little 10-year-old Stevie walked in there, man.
Nothing but a harmonica.
Let him know what time it was.
11-year-old Stevie walked in there, man.
Played a little jazz mataz on the piano.
Then got up, hit the drum set on him.
Then hit the trumpet.
Then pulled the harmonica out. And then started singing. singing and what do you know isn't that a cheat code for that person
to have one of the greatest singing voices ever crazy yeah insane if he
never could do anything else and it's voice and his voice was his only
instrument that was enough oh and he's blind man turn me up in the headphone we here today man
happy black history month happy black history year let me stop i sound like i'm ending the
instead of starting this
can't cut it off on this.
I had to bring it back.
Bam.
I'm not mad at it.
Yeah.
Man, they start going too crazy.
Going crazy.
Why they was doing it?
Why they was playing with them like this?
Imagine doing this in the studio and not knowing if this record was coming out.
That's how much greatness you were surrounded by.
I might cut this one.
When I cut this music off,
I want to hear about a time in your life,
in y'all's life,
where y'all was just surrounded by greatness, in your opinion.
Every time we come to this podcast studio, we're great.
Well, that's one time.
That's one time for sure.
We are the greatest.
I got to suck.
I got to punch.
I saw somebody say, right, hold up, man, because I I gotta learn this stupid thing I'm a
jiggy here where's the oh this is right
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no What's happening? What's happening?
I was in reading some comments, and somebody said,
man, Joe Budden only got about three songs.
Why do you think he's some type of rap coach?
I saw that.
That's funny. And I retweeted it because I thought it was hilarious.
But then I got to thinking, and I got to watching the Motown doc,
and I'm watching just how
much greatness Barry Gordy was surrounded by yeah and how that was like
a once-in-a-lifetime type of thing and how that laid the blueprint to so many
creative sessions and just business ventures and so forth and so on and I
got to thinking about my Def Jam days.
There will never be... Boy, was I surrounded by greatness.
Yeah.
There will never be another record label
with that many
genius
executives in one place.
Yeah.
It'll never happen again.
Not to cut your wisdom, but...
Don't cut my wisdom well but people that
are excellent producers and coaches frequently were the guys that had a hit
or whatever and then it they didn't want to do it anymore or whatever and became
producers or vocal coaches or whatever and had amazing careers doing that and
not that you're coaching reps for real but you would probably really fucking good at it when Barry Gordy was
looking for a and are yeah some dude come through from Detroit local dude
that thought he could sing he started playing some music very good he's like
yo it's all the great but your voice. But we've all been in that situation.
Your voice is trash.
This is great, but you shouldn't be singing it.
So you put him in the A&R, and that guy A&R'd some shit.
Well, yeah.
You might not be able to sing, but you can know a hit.
There's great NBA coaches that barely played high school basketball.
Just because you're good at an art form doesn't mean you're good at coaching it.
You could be the best basketball player on earth.
That doesn't mean you're a good coach.
Def Jam had...
And vice versa with music.
...Leo Cohen,
Kevin Lowes,
Julie,
Kaiser,
Shakir,
Tina Davis,
who else did Def Jam?
Kaiser.
Did I say Kaiser?
You said Kaiser.
They had a lot of people. Gabby
fucking Peluso. They had an all-star
team over there. Not for nothing,
I respect people that work
as executives or whatever position
in the music business that tried it
as an artist on some level.
You know what I'm saying? They make the
best executives and best
whatever because they tried some shit
and saw what worked and what didn't work.
And now I can help you do it better because I don't want to do that.
They have some understanding of the actual creative process.
Exactly.
Like most people don't know Kev had a hit record when he was what?
Like 18?
I think Kev wrote Girl You Know It's True.
Yeah.
It was one of those.
Girl you know it's true.
Well, yeah.
I think creatives make the best execs, but have more of a business mind.
Just get a little creativity in there, and I think it's the perfect mix.
Yeah.
I do want to talk about this Motown doc a little later, just because it was so amazing to me.
Even if you know the story, watching it and seeing the footage, there were a few facts I learned.
It was really amazing.
What episode is this?
Welcome to episode 412 of the Joe Budden Podcast,
aka number one wherever we go. Award winning, chart topping, you know the fucking vibes.
What am I saying? For what? 412. 412 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble,
gracious, grateful, and highly favored host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
I got my good guy, Maul, here.
Alex was kind enough to join us.
Savon is here.
Rory is here.
Parks is here.
And E-Rab is here.
The new seating arrangement has my shout-outs.
Yeah, it's all over the place.
Alex, you're not after Maul.
Your name is last.
Well, they tried to put Alex on the kids' table upstairs.
Like, no, he can hear us from down here.
I was like, what?
How we have screen man not in the same floor as us?
Yeah.
You know it's true.
We are recording a little late tonight because Rory wanted to go be a hootie patootie.
Allegedly traveled.
Because if that was the case, I would have to quarantine for quarantine days.
And I am not that irresponsible.
Mm-hmm. All right.
I agree.
But we can talk as if I did
travel.
How do you think LA was?
I would imagine,
I would imagine LA.
How do you think the weather was?
You think it was cool out there?
I do have the app.
Any earthquakes?
So I did see,
I did not feel any earthquakes
by reading in the news.
But no,
LA was cool.
They said they opened shit up.
They didn't.
Saddle Ranch was closed.
That's all that mattered to me.
Damn.
I was a little depressed when I landed.
I got some work done and ran right over to my favorite place,
and I looked boarded up and had a little emotional moment for myself.
You're really telling me that Saddle Ranch is boarded up concerned me.
Yeah.
Did they not survive this?
I don't know what
the official terms are,
but they opened
outdoor dining
and restaurants
on that Friday.
Don't tell me
the mechanical bull is over.
My game has to go on
without that little number in there?
No, no, go ahead and do it.
You won't do it.
You won't do it.
I'll tape it.
Give me your phone. Give me your phone. I'll tape it. Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
I'll tape it.
You brought Shorty there to show her that you could ride the bull?
Rory, the last 10 pods you've started with like a really gay anal type of, like what
is going on?
What is wrong?
Ever since these fiber pills.
Not a straight anal.
Ever since you've been fibering your ass.
Well, they've made me fluid.
No,
no worry.
I wasn't talking about me
on the mechanical bull.
I was talking about recording
the young lady
on the mechanical bull.
Okay,
because you have participated.
Never mind,
forget it.
Carry it.
I like this.
I like where we are.
You have frequented
that restaurant
and they do have
a mechanical bull
and allegedly
you have been on that mechanical bull. do have a mechanical bull and allegedly you have been
on that mechanical bull.
I think he holds a... With a
lasso and one arm up.
I think
Joe got the longest time
on the bull. The longest straddle?
17 seconds or something like that.
You once told a girl that you were a young gun.
What?
First of all.
I'm firing back at nigg of all. I actually believe that.
I'm firing back at niggas today.
I was like that.
I was like that.
You.
I'm mad at it.
Never told me.
Yes, you did.
I'm a young gun.
I'm done playing with y'all.
I'm done playing with y'all in the new house for the new year.
I'm not playing with y'all.
On IG, I can see him getting that off like, no, my name Neef.
You got more fucked up.
You've been a young gun before.
Never.
Shout out to the young guns, but no, no.
Yeah, shout out to Chris.
Parks, man, I asked you how you feeling, but this feels good.
It's a little bright in here because of the whiteness, but we'll get to that at some point.
Because of me and Rory sitting next to each other?
Yeah.
Or the paint?
I think it's a combination of both.
Yeah, you're probably right.
A lot of whiteness.
I think it's a combination of both. No, you're probably right. A lot of whiteness. I think it's a combination of both.
No, it feels great.
It feels great to have nice shit.
And at the beginning of February, yeah, it's bad.
Oh, man.
I kind of plan to move in like March.
I was talking about Black History Month and how white it was, but it's cool.
Oh.
That's what I was getting at.
Now you're moving schedule.
Well, actually, this isn't even Parks' new house.
This is our new $10 million studio that we record in.
We built from scratch.
Staff is upstairs going crazy right now.
Staff is upstairs going crazy.
Oh, my God.
Hustling and bustling.
Oh, my God.
They're going nuts up there.
The staff is going, what are they going crazy about?
The workload.
Yeah, the workload.
Boy, it's a ton of work.
The weather. They got stuck here. You know how it is, man. Well, the operation is so crazy. the workload yeah the workload so much work boy it's a ton of work the weather
they got stuck here
you know how it is man
well the operation's so crazy
we got rooms for everybody
and listen
I don't want us
I don't want us to just
joke over that amazing point
that we just taught
some young entrepreneur
lesson number one
that it takes a lot of people
to learn
fudge the expenses
always fudge them put mad shit in there a lot of fudge yeah yeah you
got to do that i don't know why my taxes would have gone a lot better had i known about that
sooner oh yeah all right rory's come on bro nothing i didn't say i'm just looking i'm looking
at you because i come on make an accountant joke come on come on i can't look at you give me an
account i'm sick of rory i'm sick of Rory. I miss you.
I'm sick of Rory.
I'm in it, man.
I was here for a compliment.
I will say, I did a lot of-
Did you miss us for real?
I will come in here and have a vulnerable moment.
I take you guys for granted.
When you hang out around other people?
I've been through that.
You realize how much you don't like people?
No, because I shot a bunch of stuff and talked to a bunch of people that I love and want
to talk to.
But even them, I was like, man, I miss.
My friends?
It's such an easier convo.
Yeah, they get me.
Nothing's worse.
My humor.
It's awkward when you hang around new people that don't know your humor at all.
And then you're on camera, so they're even more awkward.
Yeah, they might not know how to pod.
It's all bad.
Oh, yeah, because you were shooting content out there.
You know, allegedly. Oh, yeah, oh yeah i was i was contenting oh good to be missed man yeah yeah it feels good
no this is a much easier go when it's with you guys yeah trying to pry shit out of everybody
that like wait what are we talking about again music the stuff we created together?
Just music.
Tell me about the snare here.
I want to dedicate this episode to my oldest baby.
My baby, my baby, my baby, man.
Boy, I love you. I'm here to talk about real shit today, too.
There ain't no music, so I'm on real shit today.
My oldest
baby, man.
My oldest baby lost his grandmother.
Not just a grandmother, but his grandmother has lived with him his entire life.
Yeah, much different when it's like that.
Oh, my God.
It's totally different.
It's your mother.
So my poor baby is going through it.
I had to have that phone call.
Yeah, I never pictured me in this in the position
like the position of just life where life pits you with your kid sure like when it's time for
you to be that expound more on that how do you say it man like i've spent so much time around
like y'all.
Like, you're my friend.
You're 30.
I have old you are.
This guy's been around for over a decade.
You've been around for over a decade.
Sometimes you get lost in just your own cycle of self that it misses you how much older your five-year-old cousin got since the last time you saw her at the
family reunion my niece came and stayed with me a while ago and she's 17 now that shit fucked me up
it loses you that your nephew was getting big your nephew just graduated your nephew just had a fight
like the things that your family yeah that's what i'm saying like you just
get caught up in in self that it was like oh shit and how pivotal those years are like 10 to 15
is a crazy transition from being a 10 year old to a 15 year old and it's only five years right and
then 15 to 20 is just as insane in your early 20s so a year to them so much change is probably more than the person in
their 30s by statistically i suppose but yeah a lot happens in three years it's like holy shit
this is not the 13 year old i knew right like my little cousin smoking weed and talking to me about
chicks now right yeah like it's it's crazy yeah Yeah. And even with life experiences, too, with death and things that just naturally happen once they get to that age.
Yeah, real shit.
Like, oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Yo, like, I got nieces and, like, young female cousins, right, that used to play with me.
Like, you ain't got no boyfriend, right?
Like, come on, I want to meet him.
Where he at?
Right.
You ain't fucking, right?
You better not.
I ain't playing.
You know, they got to get vetted, all that. you know the dumb shit and then you're gonna do it one year
and it's different yeah and you stop with the joking then they boyfriend is with him that's
right you meet jokes you meeting them now it's not funny like oh it's happening yeah yeah yeah
i used to say you better not be having sex as a joke. And now you're in the age that I should help coach you because you're at the age to fuck.
Yeah.
Like, let me help you.
My cousin Delaney.
Some mistakes you'll make.
My cousin Delaney, I don't even know how old she is now.
See what I mean?
Yeah.
See what I mean?
But my cousin Delaney just bought a house in Jersey.
She's been in Harlem her whole life.
Congratulations.
Like, she's near me now since she came by.
And I'm looking at at like this you grown
you grown as hell yeah you bought a house yeah yeah thought she's in college my niece
veron's daughter i'm like yo what year college i graduated two years ago
yeah life moves yes life just moves so that don't what i mean barks is that didn't hit me
it never hits me until i'm in the situation of like i try to instill in my oldest son
that you the man of the house no matter how you feel about the house yeah you the man of the house
i know your mom might be married great you still are the man now you got a little
brother your mom is dear your grandma you gotta you gotta be that so so when i call the same thing
i say to him it's it's in me it's like yo your dad is transitioning to grand and your kid is transitioning
to when
you had a record deal.
Damn.
Yeah.
Life.
Cycle.
And my youngest youngest
is learning colors.
Like whoa.
It sounds so simple
but when it
when you think of shit
it's crazy.
That's what I'm saying.
That is what I'm saying and i'm blown away by it
so my babe my trade my baby has asthma his little brother has a health issue grandma had a health
issue and he got covid so you bring it in the house not saying he brought it out but you brought
in the house you don't know what's going on in the house and now grandma's going just it's a stark
reminder yeah you know when you think shit is sweet just the other day him and i was laughing
because he called and said you i got covid pop and i said you want to be outside all right you
want to drive to philly and just a few days later real shit real shit is going on yeah so i don't
take none of that for granted trey i love you in that transitioning thing i'm sure he's feeling
that now when you get to that age,
which I'm sure all y'all went through, of when you kind of got to be the support for your mom,
when she was your support, and then that changes, and now you have to be that.
Right, yeah.
In that adult level, it's a very weird feeling to start with.
Like, oh, you're coming to me now.
I used to go to you.
Yo, my mom, and I like this vibe.
I'll continue.
My mom, right, yesterday or the day before, she was hype.
She was hype, and she was congratulating me about something.
We'll talk about it later.
And she said, wow, man, you did it.
You broke that bud and curse.
did it you broke that that bud and curse she said yo you broke that generational just thing that's existed and I said yeah but no no ma I said that's yeah I did it
but you ask me so many questions
about what's going on
with this stock market
and my jobs
and my career
and market share
and the money
and you don't know
what's going on
because you never
had this type of money
but you're so interested
in it all now
like now that the
information is here
I said
dad too
like when I speak to dad
he don't know nothing
about none of this shit
podcast camera
youtube the fuck are you talking about but he's interested right right hey what's going on in
robin hood stop this i think my dad is a political nut so he's like all right i may not know about
the stock but i know it's related to the politics and i said my that's what broke the generational curse.
Because it forces me to wonder what this would have looked like had y'all been granted the information.
And the opportunity.
When y'all was on drugs.
Because they dumped drugs to us and now the information is just now funneling.
So it's so intriguing to you because we just now getting it.
Awesome.
That is what breaks it.
Access to that information.
It was just a moment.
Maybe you had to be there.
No, it's real shit though.
Access to information is huge.
Given those opportunities,
that time takes much, much, much longer.
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Moe, can I ask you a question without you getting mad at me?
What's up?
Without you getting mad at me.
Because I don't give a fuck about me.
I don't want to get mad at you.
He has on the 40 blows today.
I would tread lightly.
Because when the...
Them shits is clean, too.
Niggas used to try to beat me up.
He ain't going no snow in them shits.
Niggas that had these on used to try to beat me up.
It's cold out there.
It's fresh out the box.
Six foot snow banks.
I remember I went to mom's one year.
Like, yeah, I'm on the...
I end up getting the high caterpillars.
The Wolverines.
You got the 20 blows?
The caterpillars is funny. If you below The caterpillars
It's funny
If you were the caterpillars
Of school
It was a long day
It was a long day
Sorry you had to go through that
But alright
My mom
My mom thought she was
You know what
Forget it man
We got the information today
Yeah we all had it
We got the information
We got the information
We got the information
Well last week
The dude
Rashad
From Earn Your Leisure Asked you Who do you What Who do you trust more last week the dude uh rashad uh from earn your leisure asked you
who do you what who do you trust and you said the mattress
and i thought that he was talking about like banking stuff so that made me want to ask you
do you have a bank account so there is a bank that you do trust. Oh, yeah. Or trust enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it, got it.
All right.
Cash app.
Don't trust a bank in the world.
You scare me sometimes, man.
No, no, no, no, no.
He asked me who I trust.
I didn't think he was
somebody in life
that he was talking about
with like money
and shit like that.
We was talking about money.
Yeah, but he want big.
Why you ain't telling him
your bank?
Yeah, he scared the shit
out of me, man.
I don't trust him either.
I mean.
All right, cool,
but at least you have one.
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I don't trust him either. Why not. All right, cool. But at least you have one. Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
I don't trust them either.
Why not feel better in that for some reason?
And we've gotten a couple dollars on this pod.
Your mattress is not that big.
Yeah.
I was coming in here to tell you that in the event that your house burns down, you should
move that money.
I don't have money in the mattress.
Okay.
It was a joke.
Okay.
I'm just checking.
Well, no.
You should keep some cash. I know I have cash on me match. Okay. It was a joke. Okay. I'm just checking. Well, no. You should keep some cash.
I don't have cash on me at all times, but nothing crazy.
I went in the store over the weekend, tried to pay with a card.
They pointed to the sign, cash only.
I was like, huh?
That's a thing still?
I started pleading my case to her like she was the judge.
I said, who carries cash?
Word.
Cash only?
She said, the ATM is behind you.
I used to be the king of carrying at least like a little
$40, $50, $60 something on me.
I never have cash anymore, man. She said the ATM
was behind me as if I remembered my PIN number.
Like
that's how much I don't use cash.
Yeah, right.
There's some good food spots that I know are just
cash, but I see mostly no cash.
You gotta pay with card. Yeah, that's why I said cash only. I haven't seen that in years. I'm even mad when you still got it. I know it's just cash, but I see mostly no cash. You've got to pay with card.
Yeah, that's why I said cash only.
I haven't seen that in years.
I'm even mad when you still got it.
I went to the new grocery store because I'm on a new block now,
and they didn't even have the touch list shit.
I had to put my actual card in the thing.
Oh, look at you.
You're like, what is this?
Yeah, what is this?
Primitive shit.
Well, I'm glad you said that.
Story's the new Williamsburg. How could you do this?
I'm glad you said that,
and I don't want to step over an amazing Rory joke, I'm sure.
We weren't even offered pizza today.
Nope.
A sandwich.
No text message.
Yo, food orders, anyone?
Chips.
Don't you normally have the little chicken salad or something?
Whatever that is.
A little Caesar.
Yeah, do a little Caesar.
The wall normally has a little jasmine to add something.
Some bread.
With the falafel with rice.
Yeah, the falafel bowl.
So, before I fly off the rocker.
Listen, I can't tell a lie.
Am I off?
I landed.
Because on the planes now, they don't really give you the not mean meal anymore.
Yeah, you're waiting.
They gave me fight fuel or some shit.
It was like fucking.
Nuts.
It was horrible.
I was starving on that fucking plane.
You know he loves nuts.
At least my gay jokes are creative.
That was just a bad joke.
It's true.
It's true.
I was preaching.
Yeah, so when I landed,
I was like,
can't wait to get
at least a slice something.
Men condition,
you sent me swinging.
Some AOs.
Yeah, that's a boy.
Wait, you think I have
pretty brown eyes?
Yo, St. Vaugh was like what's up man
I don't want you to think
this is one of the times
where I'm weaponizing
our audience
to talk bad to you
it is but
not even a bag of chips
we should have told him
see
you should have told him
Alex
Alex Alex you should have told him see you should have told him Alex Alex
Alex
you should have told him
Alex
when Alex came in
and said
are they hungry
when y'all go to Long Island
just tell him
it's the you should
y'all should have texted me
y'all should have told me
just tell him
you ain't gotta say it here
you ain't gotta say it here
he told us
we should
you know what man
come on let's rock
what happened
you gotta hit me
what was
oh I know what it is cause it was later he probably thought man. Come on, let's rock. What happened? You gotta hit me.
Oh,
I know what it is.
Cause it was later.
He probably thought we got it ourselves.
Hey,
but wait,
I hit the group chat,
right?
I thought I was slick.
I don't never even say nothing like that in group chat.
I was like,
yo,
y'all,
Rory lands a little late.
So 630,
615,
if you have an extra job to do,
if you are not talent. I said 6.15
the latest. That meant
yo, man, whatever time y'all
got to show up. Savon was early. Savon
was here. Then why the fuck we ain't got a sandwich?
Ain't a pizza up there.
It's cool, man. Should've got to know the
new neighborhood. Let's take a chip break. I want some chips, man.
Alright, let's do it.
Alright, we got some chips.
And Savon ordered pizza yeah so we'll be okay so i was in la right and hypothetically yeah hypothetically a gentleman approached me at a recording studio really nice guy really talented
guy and he said yo i gotta come up there sometime of course, man. You'd be welcome anytime you want to come up to the pod.
Okay.
And he said, yeah.
Because your man Maul over there keeps complimenting my girl just a little too much.
Like, I don't like the sauce he throws on the compliments.
I complimented somebody's girl?
That's what he's saying.
He was saying, like, he didn't really like, like, you over complimenting.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to say.
Well, who's the dude?
I'm not going to say.
Or the girl.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I'll compliment his girl?
I know him?
I don't know if you know him personally.
And I kind of felt him because like, dude, we know when our girl is pretty and talented.
I don't need you to tell us.
Right.
I don't need the audio money bag.
Oh, that's what you're talking about?
The money bags?
No, no.
He was talking about the pod and the sauce you give her.
Oh.
I love his girl.
All right.
He was a nice guy and approached it in a funny way.
He is a nice guy.
Now he's going to be mad.
No, he's super.
Now I love his girl like that.
Why is it bad
to love girls?
No, no, no.
Not like that.
It depends on how you love them.
No, she's super talented.
What way do you love them?
I got to know.
No, she's super talented.
She's talented, man.
Well, she's talented.
People are going to love your girl.
See, I wouldn't like that tone
if I was him.
That she's talented?
No, she's super.
Say it regular.
What was it? She has skills.
She's nice on the mic.
Say it like that.
No, I don't even say that.
That's a lot better.
That's a lot better than when I introduced my girl to the world.
It was like, yo, her ass fat.
I would beat that to a pulp.
Like, whatever they're saying nowadays is a lot better than what happened back then.
I fuck with him.
He's dope.
His girl is super talented.
It's all love.
Is it, though?
It is.
I don't know if I felt the love walking out the stew.
Oh, that's because he was trying to press you.
If I was there, it would have went a little different.
No, he did not try to press anyone.
No, no.
He's cool, though.
He's super cool.
I fuck with him.
And because we're people.
I defended you right away.
Come on, it's not even like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nah, nah.
It's just strictly music. She's dope. It not even like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, nah. It's just strictly music.
She's dope.
It's nothing like that.
Strictly music.
Yeah.
I'm a fan.
I love her.
I'm a fan of hers.
Okay.
And his too.
He's dope.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to whoever them are.
Yeah.
Am I the only one this weekend that had to ask someone how old Khloe was just in case
she was being a creep?
Yeah.
No, I think a lot of people have the same sentiment.
I didn't follow anyway.
I didn't care.
Listen, I had to ask because I felt some things when I saw some things.
She's talented.
She is.
No, I'm talking about the MPC video.
She can sing.
Yeah.
And MPC.
Yeah, she can MPC well.
Listen, I'm big on choreography.
Everyone knows.
I was a dance major at LaGuardia High School.
So I really care about dancing.
You know what it is?
It was the lighting for me.
It was the lighting.
I think she went to Juilliard, right?
I don't know.
Yeah, probably.
I'm not sure.
I don't know either.
You followed her?
I guess she went to Juilliard.
And this is where you about to paint it to be something different.
I'll ask you one question.
I followed her as a podcaster.
Yo, you know what?
That is my new shit.
That is my new shit.
I followed her as a podcaster.
I followed her as a podcaster.
There's a few people that I never,
that me personally was never personally interested in.
Sure.
Jordan Woods I followed.
Sweetie.
I never cared.
This is a podcast uh
yeah yeah i followed her as a sweetie laurie harvey yeah only did that for
it's true yeah no i get it yeah i get it i get it i know that most men don't have
morals and values but just you i'm serious but i just got mine i just i just got mine. I just got mine. See, I never want to talk from a place like I'm holier than thou.
Mine just came at like 3940.
That's kind of late as a dude.
That's like right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's now.
There's no doubt about it.
When do you think yours is coming?
When do you think yours is coming?
A while, right?
Every successful person I know has zero of those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No thanks.
I think it's like a curve.
You rise, you get to the moral, and then it drops over the face of the earth.
No, what happens is everyone uses dirt bags,
and to get money, the easiest way is to be a dirt bag.
And then once they get the money, they're like,
well, I'm going to change and do charity.
And they do that for a year or two, and then it goes back to the pool.
Then I'm a dirtbag again.
Yeah.
What did Chloe Bailey do?
She did a silhouette challenge.
You follow her.
You tell me.
You know when you follow someone, all the posts show up?
That's true.
Come on, give us every post.
Right at the top.
Look at Parks with a house phone.
Parks got a house phone?
Oh, my God.
You got a landline? What my god you got a landline?
what the hell is that you loser
that's the intercom system
yeah I know I heard the bell
Rim was hype
who could it be?
who goes there?
that's her shit though
wasn't expecting company
it's Joe Rim
it's Joe
butt in
pump it up if you came to get a crumb.
A dame, a chitty drunk.
You came to get niggas.
You said that in the intercom?
More than five O's in the bank, then get it on.
And that's when you knew that the kid singing was poor.
Right then and there?
I thought it was the hypnotic line.
Think about it.
More than five O's.
No, don't do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do that. Don't do that. Thank you, Rory.-0s. Nah, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Thank you, Rory.
Thank you, Rory.
Don't do that.
Nah, that Incredible Hogs used to be that shit.
It didn't used to be that shit.
More.
More than 5-0s.
5-0s.
Yeah, that's it.
I thought that I was adding an O.
No, no, no.
That's how poor I was.
One, two, three, four.
You got to carry on the O, yeah.
That's 100 grand.
Yeah. Yeah. One Two Three Four That's a hundred grand Yeah Why did I think
That that was the guy
That came to get it all
That's not a bad number though
If you got more than five
You can make some noise
Nigga it wasn't even
A recession at that point
Nigga everybody
Had a hundred grand
No they did not
It was just me
No they did not
A lot of niggas
That shaking their ass
To that record
Still don't have a lot of grand
I might not have a grand
At that point, so.
Yeah, no.
Roll up like that stank and get it.
Like, that was the Zod.
That was the original Zod.
Slank to fit it.
Aw, I came to get it.
Slank.
You said slank, right?
Yo, so.
Yo, wait.
Before y'all continue to crack on me like you normally do,
we got that.
I know.
Y'all are so predictable.
I post a throwback pic of me in the pump it up era.
Here comes some chick
that I thought was fine.
She wanted to DM me.
I forgot you started
that stupid do-rag
around the neck bullshit.
Wasn't that a Jersey thing though?
Apparently it made it
to where she was.
I thought that was a Jersey thing.
She tore my ass up
for about four DMs.
Like,
I forgot it was your dumb ass that did that.
All right.
Anyway, so listen.
I'm just glad the football, basketball jersey didn't hit.
Chloe Bailey.
Incredibly talented.
Rory has been singing her praises for at least seven years.
Well, I like their last album.
She had to be 15 when Rory first spotted her.
From a musical standpoint.
Look how your dude will jam you up. Rory first spotted her. From a musical standpoint. Look, look, look.
Look how your dude will jam you up.
Rory spotted her early.
Yeah.
Had to be a child phenom.
Don't, don't, don't.
Don't Tiger Rory, man.
I was about to say, don't do the Kanye Breakfast Club interview when he was like, yeah, Tiger
got in there early.
Like, Kanye, you're a creep.
So is Tiger.
Right.
And another thing about kanye now that we on this and i'm
always on the side of the creators we'll get back to this later i'm always on the side of the
creators but i don't know if i want to hear gripes from the choir right now gripes what yeah i don't
know what are they griping about they didn't get paid but that part is a normal gripe
but now they've added that they were treated
they were being mistreated and
treated poorly and I said
stop right there
Jasmine Taz choir
no no no
I was an altar boy in a catholic church for 10 years
they were not treated as poorly as I was
so fiber pills might be the new name
for something then.
Now we know the source.
Yeah, we're...
So listen, man.
Get your shit out of place, bro.
Yo, Father O'Neal, salute.
Yuck.
He knocked your shit
out of place.
Parks, don't say that.
Don't say that again.
He knocked your shit
out of place.
Knocked me right into the New Testament.
Anyways, Kanye not paying the choir at Coachella.
See what happens when they're on the safe side of the room.
It just gets a little crazy.
It just gets a little crazy.
This is how I know Rory got raped.
You can't any...
This is how I know.
You can't... You can't just transition. You can't any... No. You can't...
You can't just transition.
You can't anyways.
We're going to stay right there.
You can't just
anyways, Father O'Neal.
Sorry.
Father O'Neal.
It was the opposite.
I was not groped and it fucked with my self-esteem like i
was not good enough oh okay i see yo you're gonna see the way you took that yo i could i could i
could swing this somewhere pause yo but i won't but i do think there was a situation in my two
i know i do think that i don't identify with you. I'm not relating to you.
I'm sorry, are you shaming someone?
Let me get close to the mall, man.
Yo, these white boys get next to each other and start going crazy.
Listen, there was a situation in Jersey City, right?
Hey, I bet.
Quite a few.
No, they just move them around.
They don't arrest them.
They just move them to new churches.
They just rotate.
It's like musical chairs for the church.
For the pedophiles.
Let's just get them out of this area.
No one will know.
Y'all are sick.
No, the priests.
The priests are sick, yes.
Anyway, what happened to JC?
We started at Chloe Bailey.
Yeah, that's where we started at.
In Jersey City back in the day,
allegedly,
there was one of the homies
that got really crazy at the kickback
and stayed after everyone left.
And then the next morning,
there was a story floating around
about the homie.
I won't say it.
But we've had to spend the next seven years trying to figure out how to get this story out of him.
I have an idea of what you're talking about.
Nigga, you did.
It was done to me.
Listen, I got to get our numbers up.
It's okay.
Numbers are fine.
Numbers are good.
Numbers are fine.
Numbers are good.
Numbers are good.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, that's what it was.
Jimmy Snacks.
Yo, listen. Oh, that's what it was. Jimmy Snacks. Yo, listen.
Oh, that was the issue.
Joe, the communion money had me going crazy.
Holy shit.
Yo, what the hell?
What is this new crib doing?
No, no, you're doing great.
You're hitting it out the park.
What the hell?
Holy shit.
I thought we saw my Chloe Bailey.
I was talking about my dude from the hood there. He hell? Holy shit. I thought we saw my Chloe Bailey.
I was talking about my dude from the hood there.
He got crazy that night.
Crazy for the body of Christ.
But listen, for the next seven years...
You thought threesomes were good. Wait for the Holy Trinity.
Why does he keep this going?
Drink the blood, my son.
Yo, when I found...
Listen, I was young and got my first communion,
and when they do the blood of Christ,
it's red wine.
Why are you giving me red wine at 13,
you fucking creep?
Just because you blessed it,
it makes it the blood of Christ.
Here's the milk of Christ no edits by the way
keep everything
no edits of the new cream
listen man
look what you want to do
I have an important announcement
you want to talk about
the Nets and the Clippers tonight
I have such an important
announcement today
I don't understand
they can't sit next to each other.
Wait, hold on.
This isn't the Patreon episode?
No.
This is the real one?
Oh, my mom is going to kill me.
Now I know how George Steinbrenner felt
looking at Melky Cabrero
and Robinson Canoodle
in the middle field.
I'm paying you niggas
the way I'm paying y'all.
And y'all are friends out there.
Yo, them niggas was dropping balls.
They was in the club
every night in the daily news.
Yo, George Starr, brother,
shipped that nigga Canoe so fast.
Yo, Yankee fans said,
yo, y'all sent him to Miami.
George said, get that nigga the fuck out of here.
As far as you can.
Making friends with Melky Cabrera in the outfield.
Don't say his name like that.
As a Yankee fan, I was tight about that trade, but I understand.
Rory, are you done?
Are you finished or are you done?
Listen, man, sometimes you got to take the pot at the next level.
Nigga had the neosporin
in his asshole.
Nigga's shit was
swelling.
Yo, did you ever see a girl eat the same
pussy that you ate right after you ate it?
Yes, and I felt bad about my pussy
eating skills.
Yo, fam.
Yo.
Woo, jumper.
Yeah.
It's a little, it's a self-conscious moment.
This is why we can't start the bar at 7 p.m.
This is why.
And that's true.
And this is why we can't move.
This is why we can't have.
That too.
Can't not go back.
Punks, you gotta go back.
Holy shit, this is minute 47?
Yeah.
And you thought she was bugging
You was pulling out
All the tricks
Theatrics
She went in there
And calmly made that bitch
Come in a second
Well that's what a woman
Can do that
I was pissed
No no no
They know the equipment
Yeah
No I wanna
We staying here
Yeah they know
They know the equipment
Like Parkes
Then we'll get back
To Chloe Bailey
I turned her over
Everything
Have you ever done that
What Rory's talking about
A pussy
Yes No no A pussy? Yes.
No, no. A pussy with another woman.
There was two women and
we were both eating the same pussy. I never had a threesome, so
no. Oh. Well, it don't have to be a threesome.
Just you ate the same vagina
that she ate. That would
be a threesome, no? This guy's a
fucking jerk. Yo, get
out. That would be a threesome, no? Fucking
geek, no. Fam, I'll get you two girls now.
You should go upstairs.
Don't like none of my bitch's shit ever again, nigga.
Why?
Because I never had a threesome?
No.
No, you don't have to have a threesome in what I'm talking about right now.
That would be a threesome, though.
If I'm eating pussy in a girl's...
That's not true.
That's not a threesome.
You should be askable brother and sister.
Askable siblings.
If a woman is laying down and you eat her and then you move and a woman eats her,
that's not a threesome.
Well, I would be penetrating
the woman that's eating.
Somebody's getting penetrated
by me.
All right.
Have you ever done this?
I have never done this.
Which would be a threesome?
I wasn't going to do a callback.
Now watch this.
Now watch this, Roy.
Now watch this.
Now watch this.
Have you ever done it?
No.
And you want me to think
he knows about struggle?
That's good struggle, though.
I'll take,
I will take the
lower pussy eater in the threesome struggle over some's good struggle, though. I'll take, I will take the lower pussy eater
and the threesome struggle
over some
over the crest.
Yo, I never knew
what
I never knew
what women meant
until that happened.
Yeah, women know each other.
They know their bodies.
But it was so effortless.
It was smooth.
She didn't pull out the tricks.
It was smooth
as sweet potato pie.
I didn't even see her
move her mouth once.
Her face stayed in one spot.
Just stay on the cliff.
And I'm watching the art form.
But you can't even really see it.
I'm sitting there like, why do I be moving my face all wild?
She's chilling.
And this girl was like, ha, ha, ha.
And it was like a different type of moan, too.
I'm like, yo, she didn't make none of those noises when I was giving it.
You know what I mean?
It was like a magical moan.
Yeah, just stay on the cliff.
She was beside herself.
She put her hands on this girl's head.
I was like, yo.
Maul's right.
Just stay on the cliff.
I was just right there.
You don't have to get creative.
Whoa, that was the next thing.
It's like the girl that's trying to get creative when they're sucking.
Hold up.
You would think.
Yeah, that's never.
Yeah, it's not good.
You would think, Maul.
Stay there.
Wait a second, man.
Just going to stay on the clip.
But then you realize that's probably what Shorty did too.
And then that gets you to your tongue motor.
And I'm like, yo, am I doing something wrong with my tongue?
I'm not that inexperienced.
Like maybe I'm doing the wrong beat.
I think I'd be killing
shit. It's a soft tongue, hard tongue.
I would have to imagine the female tongue is a little
softer than our tongue. Why if it's a tongue?
Because I smoke weed and cigarettes.
You think God had a different
set of tongues for them? Yeah, I think so.
You're a fucking jerk. No, it's just a tongue.
I don't know.
Listen, once I saw that move happen
when Shorty did that It took my whole
Thrill away from
Once I'm eating pussy
To turn her over
And eat it from the back
Like ooh I'm not done yet
And
It's not as dope
As I thought it was
So wait
It's a theatric
I did what I had to do
Gave it my best jaw
Right
Right
And she gave me a couple moments
It was like
She was telling me that
She was telling me
She just going through the motions
Yeah
Like they're pumping up
With that shit
Oh my god
Oh my god
Yo
You doing
Yo you
That couldn't be a moan
Nuclear brewery is funny right
Nuclear brewery is funny
She said oh
Oh and then I move And then the chick start doing what she doing.
And it was like pandemonium in there.
Now you at a crossroads as a man.
Right.
Do you allow your ego to take over and disassociate yourself in the activities?
Or do you do what Joe was doing?
Yeah, you like what she doing, right?
Oh, you start talking.
You got to take notes.
I'm just commentating now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she going crazy right there. Yeah, yeah like what she's doing, right? Oh, you start talking. You got to take notes. I'm just commentating now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she going crazy right there.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
Right, she does shit better than I do.
Start rubbing her shoulders.
Yeah, now you're the rubber.
You need a drink?
Yeah, now you're the rubber of the situation.
That's right.
Right.
So then when that is over, I'm Joe, so I take shit too far.
So the next day I called Shorty Up that was doing the eating.
What you did?
Do me?
Wanted to compare notes.
How you did that?
I said, Joe.
Told him to come do you?
I said, Joe.
That was funny.
Was it just, what did he say?
Nothing, it's fine.
He said, you can come do me.
My turn.
I don't have a clitoris. What is he say? Nothing. It's fine. Come to me. My turn. I don't have a clitoris.
What is he talking about?
What is up with y'all?
I mean.
She might got that ass in the game.
So the next day I called the girl up and I'm like, yo, man.
It's going crazy the other night.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I said, yo. You was going crazy the other night. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I said, yo.
You was going crazy.
I said, yo, Shorty really enjoyed that.
She said, yeah.
I said, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I said, you think you could teach me what you did?
I said, you think you could teach me what you did?
Is it up to there or side to side?
What was that swirl move you gave her?
No, I couldn't see a swirl move because her head stayed in one spot.
Her mouth stayed in one spot.
Whatever she was doing was in like a cocoon.
I couldn't see it.
I said, so yeah, you think you could teach me what you did?
She was going crazy over there with what she was doing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll teach you.
She taught you?
No.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. No. Stay on the clip the clip still gonna try to thrill him
sit on my face
those are just antics
it's not a real
it's not a real thing
so then I got my mall bag
her thighs are tired
your face is tired
told her to come through
for the solo dolo
don't do that
oh wait hold on wait is this the girl this had to be 20 years ago was she the plus one to come through for the solo dolo. Don't do that.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Wait, is this the girl that- This had to be 20 years ago.
Was she the plus one
or the other girl was the plus one?
She was the plus one, maybe.
The eater or the ED?
So you linked with the plus one.
The ED.
Yeah, I didn't know I had such a great eater
in the building.
I found out about her talents that night.
That's like when the Rockets got hardened.
Like, oh shit, he do all that?
Not to talk as getting a good player, but...
Weird comparison.
Step back, though.
So anyway, so I call up...
But now, Lincoln the plus one is an art.
I call up for the solo dolo.
We're going to talk about important stuff.
I swear we are.
This is important.
I call up for the solo dolo.
She come through.
Nobody's pettier than Joe so I gotta take it too far
gotta send a picture
to the chick that
she ate
ah bitch
you enjoyed it all the night
now I got it to myself
bitch talking about
some word
no invite
it's like hell no
you got yours off
you got yours off
give me no invite
you'll never see her again
I will never invite you here again
while she's here
again
right yeah
the last time
with that tongue
are you fucking kidding
the last time I put the threesome
in a group chat
it didn't end well for me
we'll save that for Patreon
that's why I don't fuck with girls
cause that's still your girl
and they might like each other too much
and plot against you
like bitch I introduced y'all that's where it gets tricky too we'll save that for patreon
what's that what a segue whoa whoa what do you mean segue we didn't even start talking
about chloe bailey she's she's of age my feelings are fine and she makes great beats i'm not stopping right there oh shit whoa there's
something else in the oh whoa yo first they love you then they hate you then they love you again
i wasn't saying that to be funny i mean
2021 i'm gonna highlight this the way i've the same way I've highlighted it every podcast in 2021.
I think 2021 might be a bit weirder and odder than 2020, and I just think we're numb.
Y'all kill Chloe Bailey?
What?
Why'd he kill her?
Are y'all that fucking bored at home?
They are.
Do y'all know that this is Beyonce's protege?
Y'all wouldn't dare, just Beyonce.
Internet.
Take Beyonce out of it.
Y'all are still weirdos.
Yeah.
But what are they killing her about?
Because she's embracing her body.
She's of age now and becoming an adult.
She's 22.
She's rebranding.
She ain't the Disney girl, and it ain't just her voice.
I'm fine, and this is me embracing myself
after maybe I wasn't so confident in the past.
I'm here now.
Same shit they was killing Lizzo for.
That's what the women do.
I just never thought I'd see the day
where they would do it with this young girl.
Well, to the Lizzo point,
I still don't think Khloe should go to a Laker game with her ass cheeks on
leather,
but that's just me.
No,
don't do that.
No one should do that.
I don't think that that should happen.
I agree.
But yeah,
no people weirdos.
But again,
like,
can we stop with this people getting killed for stuff?
Look,
who's saying it.
It's a bunch of weirdos.
If you have an issue with this girl embracing herself,
this talented,
beautiful woman,
your opinion doesn't matter pretty much on anything to me in life y'all made chloe bailey do a response video about this i'm 40 so this is like i'm not supposed to pay attention to this
stuff yeah i was just only surprised oh yes you are that the
internet forced chloe bailey into a response video where she has to cry in front of y'all
you're supposed to pay attention fuck y'all we just talked about uh the kid cycle you have a kid
around her age this is the cycle of people yeah older people need to step in on this stuff and
tell young people they're fucking stupid.
But she's not doing nothing crazy.
No, I'm talking about her.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about the people commenting.
Got it.
Like, yeah.
Older people need to step in.
These are the younger generation.
Y'all are fucking...
This girl is 22 years old and can do what she would like.
Y'all are fucking weirdos.
Yeah.
And she's not even doing nothing crazy.
Right.
She ain't do a single thing crazy remotely crazy what is she what is she a i'm still i'm still from that that that era of this online bullying shit just isn't real to me i'm sorry and also why i
said you need to pay attention to is because she's famous so it there's a magnified glass on this
i think 22 year old girls go through this within their inner circle of 20 people at college or within their neighborhood when they start posting this shit.
This is just heightened because she's famous.
Right.
This happens a lot.
So, yeah, this is something I think everyone needs to pay attention to.
Stop being a fucking weirdo and let women do what they'd like to do.
Especially when it's positive and she's not doing
remotely anything wrong.
I don't even understand.
What are they killing her about?
It might be PG.
It might even be 13.
Yeah, like what the fuck?
People are just stupid, man.
This is why you can't
give power to trolls
and people on the internet
bashing you
because you gotta look at
who's saying the information
is the most important thing.
A lot of this shit
is fake pages.
Sometimes you gotta protect
black women from black women.
Y'all can have a blast with that.
I will be over here.
I like it.
In the white section.
I agree.
I agree.
Now the white's quiet.
Oh, yeah.
I agree.
Absolutely quiet.
You got a deep dive on that, Roy?
I'm just saying.
Listen, man.
It's not my business.
So I'm not getting into
women empowerment
and just how this whole thing
played out
I want to support
this young lady
Chloe
congratulations to her
for embracing her
embracing herself
being confident
being bold enough
to really not give a fuck
about what people say
and you don't
and you don't have to cry
on internet
you don't have to cry
to none of these dudes
at all
and she's human
and young
so she can have those feelings.
But not that she watches this podcast or would take advice from us.
Just, Khloe, look at the messenger.
That's always the most important thing.
It's not what's being said.
Look who's saying it.
If they're not valid in your life at all or valid period in life,
who cares what they're saying?
Yeah.
Khloe, you're beautiful and you're talented.
You have nothing to worry about. Pay these people
no mind. They're just miserable.
That's all it is.
And they do this because they want to see you
crying on camera.
Talk your shit, Joe.
Clear out.
I'm sure Beyonce gave her way better advice than we just did.
Nah, get your shit off
yeah but it hits different
coming from black men
you know what I'm saying
that advice
you feel me
I'm gonna be on the
white side of the parks
right over here
yeah I know
that's why I said black men
alright nah nah
it's ISO Tom
take a little sip
of this pomegranate man
nah do a little
little stacks
stacks clear
listen I
I remember when
I couldn't even spell
pomegranate
CYO tell you that
I couldn't even spell
pomegranate at some point
yeah now you know
how to smell it
spell it
I buy all the pomegranate
I want more
well
it's black
all the pomegranate you want?
Come on, man.
What you want to do with them?
Stop playing with Joe.
Well, hey,
I just want to tell you two,
you two are excellent
and you're black.
Thank you.
Rory?
Alex, save all on you two.
Well, they were on camera.
Yo.
Y'all don't get to tell me
how great I am
for Black History Month.
I agree.
I don't care. Like, y'all should think get to tell me how great I am for Black History Month. I agree.
I don't care.
Like, y'all should think that we're all great.
I don't care about what you guys think for Black History Year.
Years.
Talk your shit.
Hum, hum, hum.
Mic check, mic check.
It's on.
Half the time I got it right, I probably guessed.
You love that bar.
It's one of his best bars. No, I like the bar love that bar. It's one of his best bars.
No, I like the bar a lot too. It's one of his best bars. I like a good subtle bar
that impacts you later.
You can expound on that bar much more
than what he's actually saying. Half the time I got it right, I
probably guessed. When our geniuses
admit to really being idiots but
guessing correctly, I do appreciate
that. And intuition and gut.
Because I say all the time, part of being good is being lucky. I do appreciate that. And intuition and gut. Because I say all the time, part of
being good is being lucky. I agree.
Be prepared.
That's different. It's both.
It's different. It's preparation you need.
Everybody got to try and get that.
Part of being good
is luck and
sheer luck. This has been a topic.
Say something like success is when
luck and and opportunity
preparation something like that i've been having this conversation in my house a lot with pat
mahomes versus tom brady right okay like very rarely do we ever see this where tom is tom
you know who tom is there's nothing to argue sure legacy is there it's cemented talk to your moms after dinner but pat is pat what does that mean
it means this is the first time we've ever seen two quarterbacks in the super bowl face each other
that have both been mvps and won super bowls this is our first time seeing that really yes is it
brett farve uh versus john no no no okay no and no so that's what i'm saying this is the very Really? Yes. Is it? Brett Favre versus John Elway? No.
No. Okay.
No.
No.
So that's what I'm saying.
This is the very first time that you see someone crowned as the future king.
He's got all the stats and the accolades.
It's there now.
Yeah.
Versus the guy that you know who he is.
Yeah.
Damn, so what was I saying in the talk I've been having in my house?
Tom Brady. Luck. Oh, so what was I saying in the talk I've been having in my house? Tom Brady.
Luck.
Oh, luck.
I feel like at least three of Tom's Super Bowls, he shouldn't have won.
Tuck rule, stop it.
I'm not arguing it because he won it.
Sure.
But tuck rule, stop it.
Don't talk to me about it.
The Falcons.
The Falcons.
No, Seahawks.
Oh, Seahawks too. Those are my three. Well, no, Seahawks for sure The Falcons. No, Seahawks. Oh, Falcons too.
Those are my three.
Seahawks for sure. Falcons.
He came back. Those are my three.
But he also should have won the Eagles Super Bowl.
In the Falcons game, nigga, I went to get fucking spinach
dip and chips in the third quarter.
You can't do that when Tom has the ball.
Well, no. Me and Ish were the only ones in my living room saying,
there's a lot of time left.
Everybody's like, oh, this game is over. I mean, we was eating saying living room saying it's a lot of time left. Everybody's like, oh, this game is over.
I mean, we was eating
saying it's a lot of time
left there.
And the Seattle Seahawks won.
Listen, part of being good
is being lucky.
And don't do that
as a Giants fan.
Yeah, I was about to say
because I got some
gripes about those
two Giants wins.
I think those are
two valid wins.
No, they're valid
because they have a ring.
Every win is valid,
but don't say
there wasn't luck in that.
But a nigga catching a football on his helmet.
On top of his helmet.
With a defender right next to him.
Like, come on, fam.
Rodney Harrison at that.
Yeah, then that one throw to, what was it?
Was it Manningham?
Was that his name?
Manningham.
Yeah.
That motherfucker.
He might have caught two passes the whole fucking game.
He might have caught two passes that whole fucking game.
You still owe me money from one of those hoop holes.
I don't owe you.
We watched one of those together.
Look at that shit.
If that ain't luck, I don't know what the fuck is.
The defender was right there.
I said to Maul during one of those.
You also owe me $1,000. That Tom left Eli too much time on the clock.
After that, I thought Eli was the greatest.
But it was two whole minutes left when the Patriots had scored
and y'all gave us the ball back.
Two whole minutes for any quarterback that made it to the
Super Bowl was a lot of time.
Eli Manning can get, I'm assuming that y'all
practiced the two minutes rule. But anyway.
That's Eli's strongest. Listen, man, half the time
we're not here to talk about a white man's
greatness during Black History Month.
Colonizers,
great-grandson.
Great-grandson colonizers. The grandson great grandson colonizers
the fuck are you
telling me about
Eli Manifor
half the time
I got it right
I probably guessed
huh mom
or through with the
man in hand
they whisper
hey
let him guess
they scream my
they scream my failures
and whisper my
accomplishments
mom
so many Drake bars
today I get it no what was our I'm a whole venger still what was the whole line Scream my failures and whisper my accomplishments, mon. So many Drake bars today.
I get it.
No, what was our, I'm a whole vendor still.
What was the whole line we started with?
Put me anywhere on God's green earth.
I'm a triple love words, God damn it.
I want to start this by saying rest in peace to Ricky Powell.
Yeah.
Also known as the fourth Beastie Boy.
Also known as one of hip hop's greatest photographers, captured a lot of really legendary moments.
Just being in the right place at the right time when history was being made.
A lot of us have had the pleasure of not only working with, but meeting and experiencing Ricky.
I didn't even look to see how he passed. I don't know how he passed.
But he was celebrated.
Celebrated so much that as it was happening,
boy, y'all scared the shit out of me this weekend.
Y'all made me think Run DMC had passed.
I thought L Cool J passed.
Everybody was posting all of Ricky's great work.
Rest in peace, Jam Master J.
And it scared the shit out of me.
Rest in peace, Jam Master J. Rest in peace, Marvin Gaye. Rest in peace, Jam Master Jay. And it scared the shit out of me. Rest in peace, Jam Master Jay.
Rest in peace, Marvin Gaye.
Rest in peace, MCA.
Stuart Scott.
I'm still on that.
I'm not off all the greats they done.
Well, I mean, we can stay here with Dustin Diamond.
I want to say rest in peace to Dustin Diamond as well,
even though I'm newly informed that he was a racist.
Really?
Yeah, I didn't know much about his personal life at all.
I didn't know that either.
I didn't know much about that one.
I'm assuming this is like a, who was the dude from Seinfeld?
Kramer?
Kramer, yeah.
Yeah, Dustin Diamond.
And listen, I'm not of the belief that when people pass,
it's the time to highlight some of their lowest moments.
No, I agree with you.
So you can Google it.
You can Google it.
But that didn't make me hate him.
That didn't make me hate him.
Like, I'm not in love.
Love is in me.
Like, if that's how he chose to live, cool.
But rest in peace to Dustin Diamond.
Played a real integral part in a lot of our upbringings with Saved by the Bell.
I did some research on that, man.
I'm going to have to research it some more.
I found some unsavory comments that Zach had made about Screech.
Again, this is not the time to highlight any of that stuff.
Rest in peace to Dustin Diamond.
Rest in peace to Ricky.
Nobody else died, right?
That's not true.
Somebody else did die.
I'm telling y'all, 2021.
It's not true. Yeah. Somebody else did die. I'm telling you all 2021. Yeah.
It's not so different.
It's not so different.
There is somebody else that transitioned.
It'll come back to me shortly.
But listen, back to the business, back to the business.
Effective immediately.
The Joe Budden podcast.
Immediately, the Joe Budden podcast will be bringing two additional bonus episodes to Patreon.
You can go to Patreon right now, and that page is up.
I left a cool little greeting video there for you guys.
It looks a little nerdy,
but that's my corporate Joe swag.
And you can't help it.
And delivering to you.
Really?
I'm just not cool, right?
I mean.
There's nothing cool about me.
Right?
There's coolness in your uncoolness.
I'll take it.
I'm feeling the Def Jam poetry sweater today,
but I'm a nerd too,
so it's cool.
Is that what this is?
A deaf poetry jam?
Let's see if we got some bongos you can play for Joe.
Yeah, I left a
cool little introduction vid for you.
They're telling you what to expect, but I'll tell
you now.
Excuse me. Starting
February 8th,
we will be
releasing two additional episodes of the joe button podcast live on patreon
we will be bringing bonus episodes bonus footage behind the scenes clips more unwanted opinions
more unwanted mall political takes more unfiltering of what we thought was as unfiltered
as can be we will be bringing that all to Patreon
under three different tiers.
We have a $5 tier.
We have a $10 tier.
Or is it $15?
Damn it, we should have made it $15.
$15 tier, it's not too late.
A $5 tier, a $10 tier, and a $25 tier,
which is the most expensive right now. That $25 is going to be the non-mean, and a $25 tier, which is the most expensive right now.
That $25 is going to be the non-mean, though.
$25 gets you everything.
That's where the content is going to be.
That gets you the two pods, the bonus clips.
That gets you a new.
Joe crying on camera.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll cry on camera for $25 on that tier.
Are you all going to cry?
Yeah, absolutely.
That's our version of the moment.
That'll get you Rory going through severe depression in real time
we get that on this for free they get you fucking parks kissing rims ass throughout the whole
throughout the whole relationship what more could you want let's not do that because this
the shit we get into on patreon is so many y'all got so sensitive and because our podcast grew
it grew to the casual sensitive fan
mm-hmm so let's let's focus on the people that we know really really rock
with us and we could get back to the non-mean fun shit that we love love
right we get into the shit on patreon it's not it's not for the sensitive not
a pitch it's not really if you want to be corny and pay $25 to record the
patreon to then try to cancel us at least you paid
yeah
I could live with that
pay $25
to cancel us this time
yeah
so at $5
you'll get one additional episode
plus some bonus shit
at $10
you'll get two additional episodes
plus some bonus shit
you'll get Discord engagement
real active community over there
because Patreon and Discord are partners
or owned by the same people.
Something like that.
Something like that.
Something in the inner work.
They work in conjunction with one another.
I don't know who owns what,
but I'll be there.
I want to get into some music shit too
for new artists and stuff.
I think there'll be some cool ways
that we can really interact with all the people
that love our Sleeper Pick segment and want us to really get involved with their music and that type of degree on a real personal level.
I think we could do that on Patreon and make it a really dope thing.
I agree.
I think we could do some real cool music shit on there.
Yeah, for $25, I'll shit on an upcoming artist.
Mo.
Literally?
I took it literally.
I'll just shit on something for $25
or who
listen I can't guarantee this
but I had on that list
for our bonus content
we was really doing
the mall
MTV Cribs
that's gotta happen
you wanna go to the trap
it's gonna cost more than $25
I urge I urge
I urge
everyone out there
if you're looking for additional content
from the Joe Budden podcast
to subscribe to our
Patreon I don't care which tier you
subscribe to as long as you're there
you're gang and that's that
man we look forward to kicking it with y'all
we've really had a lot of fun and a
real good time almost like the old days recording some of these thursday episodes it's a different
energy i've had so much it is a different vibe yeah and and for some reason it just does seem
like we care a little less maybe because we're behind a paywall it could be that it's just a
better energy when you don't have to care it's different of the of the person that you know
doesn't even really care about your podcast but will make sure they'll feel important by saying, look at all the negative things you're saying.
I'm such a good person.
I would never say this.
Once you get that corny person out of the way, you just have more fun on a podcast.
Yeah.
In addition, Joe Budden has been brought on as head of creator equity
at Patreon.
Give yourself a gunshot,
round of applause.
Boy, I wish I had better gunshots.
I'm hitting a round of applause.
Congrats, man.
I think that's really dope.
And I think it fits you well.
I'll try to break that down some more.
Yeah, I about to.
Joe has been brought on not only in title and position, but in an advisory role.
Let me say it different again.
different again Joe Budden
is the head
of creator equity
at a rapidly
growing tech
company evaluated
at over a billion dollars
pre IPO
nah
let it sit
let it sit in silence
let's give it a minute
for people to ping their friends to the room
I'm gonna give this a minute to breathe
I'm gonna allow
some of you to go get your
Robitussin
you're showing your age
Buckley's You're Robitussin. You're showing your age. Buckleys.
You're older.
Way older.
I'm going to allow people time to go get their Advil cold and sinus.
Why is that so low?
Can you turn this up?
Sure.
This is a moment.
Can you turn this up?
Sure This is a moment
I'm gonna allow people time
To get their Advil cold
And sinus
Cause you about to be sick
That guy gotta get back in the booth
I'm glad you're at Pichon
That was the Jesus Christ beat
You said I needed
I think that was the beat right? Email it That was the beat You got my email Joe Budden? Let? I think that was the beat, right?
Email it.
That was the beat.
You got my email, Joe Budden?
That was the beat.
Listen.
I'm going to allow time for you guys to go ping your friends
and get all of the bloggers and podcasters
that thought we were down when it appeared that we were down
and spread these lies
and these false narratives
that we conducted bad business.
Boy, that was a topic for weeks.
But who cares?
I do.
Let them talk.
No.
We know it's happening.
No.
Have fun with perception. i'm cool and no
nah enough of that why well no go ahead keep your rank going
enough of it because it's happened it's occurred for five years enough of it because it's
occurred for six years enough of it because as head of creator equity there's some things that
we need to normalize and this is one we're not going to just skip right over this too many times
too many creators have made too much of an impact at too many companies without being able to participate in any upside that's not what my
point so no yeah i'm not on your point yeah okay i'm on a me point because that's not what i was
saying at all well tell me what you're saying before i get in the room after no keep going
that's just occurred way too many times and i was coming in here for months and months and months
I was coming in here for months and months and months.
It's almost like the kid at school.
That dress is cool and has looked fly the whole year.
I'm never saying that Joe looked fly at school the whole year.
But when the kid that looks fly all year.
Shows up to the prom without a date, just looking fly.
Guess what?
Nobody cares.
I've seen you looking fly all year long.
What is it that you about to do different?
And see, for a while, for me, it felt like my words.
I mean, it's a lot of words.
Y'all used to me coming in here ranting and raving and telling you what's wrong.
And self-deprecation has become a thing on this podcast.
It's helped us to greatness.
And Savon don't want to tell y'all about how much he trusts me at the helm publicly.
Alex don't neither.
They have to go to Patreon for our intervention that we did on there.
We did.
It was a really good intervention.
We had a great episode on there.
And I appreciate you for that.
That was fun.
Mo, you missed that episode.
Yeah.
Good intervention.
But the point is, for so long, you come in here with these words.
They watched us leave Spotify, right?
And it just looked a certain way and I couldn't come in here and
refute some of the perception and some of the narratives that were going on because it's more
it's more talk why do it take for Patreon to give Joe this position
like why didn't this happen before To give Joe this position.
Like why didn't this happen before? How could you be impactful in so many different places?
And raise market share in so many different places.
And just adhere to the broken monetization systems that are in place for creatives.
Sorry.
Those days are over.
So, Ma, when you ask me what it means,
I can't tell you what head of creator equity means
because look up the word equity.
Equity means equal.
Equality. Fear. Right? equity equity means equal equality fair right and i can't tell you what that means today
because all of it is broke it's all broken i've been running around here saying i've been telling
every company that had ears i've been telling every board every board member every executive suite this guy's best
friend this guy's right hand man anybody with ears yo I don't want any money another thing we need to
normalize what the fuck is in advance a bad load a bank loan a bad then don't let's not call it in
advance see a little shit like that more
like it's just certain habits and practices and conditioning that's been normalized that
now there's a company that agrees that the shit has been wrong and not only do they agree that
the shit has been wrong they also happen to be paying you niggas the fucking highest payout
possible for your creations don't ask me why Patreon is happening now.
Go check your payouts on your streams.
Go check your payouts where the videos are.
Hey, you niggas not tired yet?
Niggas ain't sleepy.
Niggas ain't tired of getting the same result
from doing the same fucking thing.
It's boring.
I want this to symbolize a shift in the thinking.
And it's the shit that I've been saying here all along.
Like, fam, the guard is changing and creators have the leverage.
And if y'all not going to treat us accordingly then we're going to go and make our
own decisions and do our own thing and some of these platforms is going to have to get used to
a whole community of people upping and leaving or you're just going to have to acknowledge who
exactly is raising the market share around certain places so i don't want to. I want to celebrate this.
Because it is huge.
It is huge.
Dennis Rodman only ever cared about a board.
And these hoes.
Board first.
He missed the game.
Get that Carmen pussy.
Go on.
It's a whole lot.
For Black History Month.
Rory's being funny right now
Rory's really funny
so I don't want to step on
Rory being funny
but for Black History Month
boy
it's a lot of those
fake titles
being thrown around
I know cause I did it
I got the complex
gave myself a fake title
and them white niggas
hated it
but they couldn't say a word
know why?
was too successful
got to Spotify
created a fucking title
I didn't even know that was the game in corporate
I never had no corporate job
they make titles up
they do shit
they make shit up
all the time
that's it
I mean I didn't know
nobody told me
got to Spotify
made up a fucking title
they couldn't say nothing.
Was too successful.
Got the revolt and got a title.
That's a black dude.
He should get it.
This is a whole white dude.
This is a whole white dude at a growing tech company
trusting a young black creative to say,
hey, let's work together on some things.
Not just that, but a creator that started a fucking platform because he was getting shorted on the payout on his shit.
So let me paint the picture a little bit clearer for the idiots that were talking a few months ago.
We took some of cash app and Bitcoin.
They allowed it.
Bitcoin in 2010 was worth what?
Nine cent, 38 cent, something like that.
Something stupid like that.
10 years later, it's that what?
38 grand.
like that something stupid like that 10 years later is that what 38 grand you want me to come in here and tell you how my god always looks out for me i could not imagine
that this would be the place the fucking state of the stock market so if i go to cash app and say
hey niggas is doing real shit we need a way to participate more i need a
way for 1 million to potentially turn to 5 10 15 and they grant it stop playing with me out here
head of creator equity and patreon
or equity at Patreon?
Do you know all the steps that had to happen
for this to happen?
Don't listen to this and say,
oh, no, I see where Joe's coming from.
No, the fuck you don't.
You wasn't there year one
in that Spotify deal
where they offered niggas
15 million in a growing market
and niggas had to say no.
You know how much self-serving shit
I walked away from?
You wasn't there in year two
when they said,
hey, 21 mil and all your rights.
You wasn't there
when that next company came
and said, hey, 30 mil
for y'all and all y'all rights.
Don't listen to me now
and say, oh, nah, Joe,
I see where you was going.
You wouldn't have did it, nigga.
That's another thing. You wouldn't have did it, nigga. That's another thing.
You wouldn't have done it.
And that be my point.
I'm real responsible moving around
with some of the decisions that I make
because we set the bar.
Don't let the jokes confuse you.
Any decision that Joe makes potentially becomes the standard for any creator to follow.
Why the fuck am I taking $30 million?
What does it do for the wave that comes after me?
Ping them niggas in here that was talking that shit.
You might not see what's going on.
Spotify undervalued niggas and three months later,
it was podcasts popping up every month.
It ain't cheap.
Stop playing with Joe out here.
If Joe ain't showed you nothing else in 20 years,
is that Joe is an accurate digital forecaster.
And then I know a little bit
about what I'm doing.
There's a staff of over 40
making this shit run around.
I don't know what y'all been looking at.
Y'all been looking at jokes
and y'all been looking at,
I don't know what niggas
is paying attention to.
Boy, did I want to say this
a few months ago.
Do y'all see what's happening?
Now I should have took the sweater off.
Give him dirty white.
I'm just saying when you when you meet somebody, right?
That is the owner or head of a company value the way that they are.
And that person, why does it take another creator?
Full circle to what we were talking about with Motown
with Barry and with Kevin Lyles and certain people that were creators and just great businessmen
it's a different mentality and a different type of executive
him being one of those at Patreon but Rory I told you I've been watching a lot of docs right
I've been getting a lot of information actually it's not even a doc
this is from uh this is from one night in Miami Jim Brown Jim Brown goes to
visit the owner of the team or shareholder or somebody that was
important and boy did they chop it up they had a blast the older white man
expressed how important Jimim brown was to him
how much money he was betting on jim brown how much he loved jim brown and his ability
and what he was bringing and doing for the city and so forth and so on and then dude's car had
to get fixed in the back of the house and jim brown went to help and the dude said you know
you can't come in here you know you can't come in the house
I'll fix it
and I love you out here working
but you can't come in the house
all of this stock shit going on
that my parents is into
and is forcing me to be into
and go get some
some information
I don't think none of this shit
could be coming at a greater
at a greater at a greater
time barry gordy said if you're not innovating then you're stagnant and i only highlight i only
highlight these things because for so long i've been dying to come in here and like talk to the
podcast community about all the different steps you have to navigate to like and like talk to the podcast community about all the
different steps you have to navigate to like,
kind of get to kind of like land in the right place.
Like all the no's that have to come before you get the yes.
Like luminary,
this company,
that company, like when you, this company, that company,
like when you line things up to not line your pockets up,
but to align with your interests and to line with your vision of what the future looks like.
So while this wasn't planned this way,
for me, boy, does it seem like poetic justice that you end up with a title on a platform that somehow has gotten the monetization as closest to together as we've seen.
If you're on Patreon already, I encourage you to put more content on Patreon.
If you're on Patreon already, I encourage you to put more content on Patreon.
If you're not on Patreon, I encourage you to get familiar.
As we all are doing. And I highlight this stuff because as a budding podcast network, and I don't want to bore people with this stuff but you hear all the growing concerns of like podcasters and for me it takes so much to try to
convince people to not put their intellectual property places for free
but then they start coming up with technology to monitor your mood and your feelings and who's
in the room with you and who's not in the room with you and if you're depressed or if you're
sad and they start doing all types of shit when all you do is put your ip somewhere
we got a bag from spotify not because Spotify believed in us so much, but because we didn't put our shit on Spotify.
We emailed them, yo, we got a podcast that's popping.
They wasn't thinking nothing about that.
We avoided that.
We was trying to get on Google before Google had understanding of what podcast.
Talking to YouTube, I'm like, like yo where's the podcast department what's hey y'all not equipped right like does nobody see the wave that's coming is all our title talks like i'm
down memory i'm down memory lane just with some of the things as some of the decisions we've had to make as podcasters to protect the sanctity of what we do if we believe in it.
And that's a question I'm always faced with, which is if you believe in it.
Then what's the what's the option? Like if you believe in your shit, why not dump all your money into it?
When you get a good hand in poker,
you put all that shit to the table.
You push it straight to the middle.
What are we doing?
I'm here.
I mean, if we like what we got.
Yeah.
You confident?
We didn't put our podcast on tight.
There's a bunch of places
we just didn't put our shit,
and they all called back.
It reminds me of like
when Dill was trying to teach me
that the worst thing a girl
that you was trying to kick it to
could do is say no.
Sometimes I wouldn't talk to a girl
because I was scared and nervous
and insecure and broke
and a chump.
Probably ugly, couldn't dress.
That dress part never changed.
But in my mind I was like
if it's meant to be,
God will put them in front of me again.
And I had to learn that in white people business,
because that's different for black people, like where we from.
Like in corporate world, y'all will call if some shit is hot enough.
It don't matter what occurred.
Y'all will call. To some degree. Y'all matter what occurred. Y'all a call.
To some degree.
Y'all a source it.
Y'all a check.
Y'all a vet it.
There's no such thing
like y'all don't get
butt so emotional in business
because the business
is catered around y'all.
Okay.
Like all of the terms
and all of the words.
There's so much shit wrong
in this shit.
Perpetuity what?
What is that?
It's forever.
Right.
And they even put the words in the universe
in your contract i was i was the funniest thing like yo if you decide don't try to sell us on
mars if you get the technology to build a rocket ship and go try to sell some shit on another
planet we own we still own that yeah don't try it well dave chappelle said he didn't know what
that word meant i didn't and i didn't know what that word meant.
I didn't either.
And I didn't know what that word meant either.
I was doing an interview yesterday, and I'll wrap this up. I was doing an interview yesterday, and they was like-
Hold on.
Can I quickly, just on the Dave Chappelle point, I did watch a Neil Brennan interview
when he said they sent back the Chappelle show contract when it had the universe part there.
You know how you send edits in a contract with lawyers.
They put, does this count for Saturn's moons?
Gotta ask.
I want to know.
I might have plans for Saturn.
I didn't mean to cut you off, but since we was talking about the Chappelle shit, not knowing that, when I heard that, I was dying laughing.
That's a hilarious note for a lawyer to send back to Viacom.
That is funny.
But yeah, you were doing an interview.
The interviewer said, how long is your contract with Patreon?
It's a valid question.
Sure.
Shouldn't be, though.
Depends on the interviewer.
Whoever it is, it shouldn't be though depends the interviewer whoever it is it shouldn't be i that's when i explain why do it matter if at any point in the relationship either one of us change our minds
about how we feel it's not going to work i don't have no contract with you if at any point either
one of us decide that we go in a different way
it's just not gonna work
we're not gonna move
in concert
that's creator land
not all this bullshit
these niggas be talking about
you know how long
it took me to learn
what cross collateralizing
an album meant
yeah
can you explain
it's still confusing
I was about to say
can you try to explain it
just for people that
probably still can't explain it
yeah I was gonna say I don't it takes money from a just for people that... Probably still can't explain it. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't...
It takes money from a bunch of different places.
You're publishing into your sales.
Very difficult.
Which is already confusing itself.
Oh, wait.
Shit.
That's actually different.
That's actually another beef.
Hey.
Your master and your publishing is owned by the same company under a different name.
And why is that different?
And why is that even a different thing?
You don't own any of that shit.
Which is totally different from cross collateral.
Whatever the term is.
Cross collateralizing is when you in the red for one album,
your next album sold 10 million,
but you still in the red
because you was in the red from over there
and we're combining everything together
and we're fudging the expenses.
Sometimes it can be both.
Like if your publishing
is up and your
master recording
split is down,
it's cross-collateralized.
Anyway.
See, that's scary.
Yeah.
That shit is messy.
They own us.
Pandemic going on.
Niggas can't tour.
Niggas can hardly sell merch.
A 360 still exists?
Right.
Is Napster still around?
Is the industry about to die and we missed it?
No, it's up.
It's big up.
There's a long list of things wrong, man.
I want to celebrate all the good folks at Patreon.
I want to celebrate Kerry, Jack Conte, all the people that helped make this a really
pleasurable experience
getting done.
And stop playing with Joe.
It's just the bottom line, man.
I don't want to go on
some long
exasperated rant.
That's a good SAT word.
Just stop playing with Joe, man.
And by the way,
the labels,
they're finding a new way with the 360.
Oh, yeah.
I can tell y'all firsthand.
They're getting right.
The content game is the new live show.
They're taking your pod money?
The 360 is going to be the content we shoot with you.
Yeah, buddy.
You're not getting all that Vivo money or YouTube money.
This is ours as well.
I was at the studio the other night
listening to some of Conway's project
and my guy Shooter,
shout out to Shooter,
Shooter was there.
And I don't know if y'all know,
allegedly.
Real safe, gentlemen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if y'all been keeping up.
Shooter, he's been selling his album,
his music on his own website
for a while
and we was having a really good conversation
about that and
I'm not going to put his business out there
and say how much he's been making doing that
but he's making a lot more
than artists that are signed
and he's literally been selling it on his own
website and I just thought
you know just sitting there talking to him and listening to him
that is something
that I think more artists should
go that route. I've been trying to talk about that since Bandcamp it think more artists should go that route i've been trying
to talk about that since band camp it's a similar idea but that's even they're taking 15 i think or
something like that but uh a lot of these artists rock mars griselda yeah prior to that shit a lot
of people have been doing the direct yeah first and then i'll give you the dsp right a month later
right weeks later whatever it is but y'all do know that only talented people can do that, right?
That's not, well, only people that have-
Only talented people might be able to make more money doing it that way, I guess.
I'm saying real talented musicians, rappers, whatever you want to say, that get that core
fan base that you got to put in a decade just to get to that point where you can go direct
to consumer.
A lot of people that are focused on making music are not,'re not here for the music they're here for the money that's
not so the best way to go to it for them is to go after the fame factor and labels get you the fame
sure so i don't i just don't think that's the best route for everybody it's not for everybody
no but if you have a following if you have like a a substantial following online i would entertain
that more than trying to
shot myself to get a major deal
completely agree
but having that real following online
not a bunch of followers
followers that buy shit
is a difficult thing
I remember
I just want to make sure
we don't put that message out
of just like
yo you can go right to consumer
that's not entirely true
because you still have to build
a fan base no matter what.
But I remember when we were talking about
getting on versus now versus then,
this is part of that argument.
But when me and my crew in Elmira
in like 2007 were putting out CDs,
I would sell a couple hundred CDs
in the city,
which was only 30,000 people,
and make more money than I made in a year
with an album that had placements on Dre's playlist,
on Apple, and hundreds of thousands of views and streams.
I made more money doing that shit with the neighborhood.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's the same concept with doing it on a website,
direct-to-consumer, or Bandcamp, even though they take a cut.
Same concept. Right. So yeah, even though they take a cut, same concept.
Right.
So yeah,
the DSPs is a thing,
but work on building a fan base,
whether it's in real life or virtually and go direct and then sell the shit on
Apple.
Right.
Cause even as someone who consumes music and likes to support music,
I still just be streaming a lot of people's shit and no one gets paid really
well off that. Right. But if you put it somewhere where I got to buy it first, I'm gonna buy, I bought of people's shit and no one gets paid really well off that
right
but if you put it
somewhere where I gotta
buy it first
I'm gonna buy
I bought Rock Marcy shit
you know what I'm saying
I buy people's shit
when it drops on their
website first
I'll give you the $10
$20
$30
whatever the fuck it is
I don't care
but
anyway
huge
build a fan base
while I'm at it
cause I'm on a
short rant now
but while I'm at it for the podcas on a short rant now, but while I'm at it, for the podcasters out there, I'll just speak about my experience.
These benchmarks.
It's nasty.
It's nasty out there, y'all.
If you haven't experienced it, it might come later in your journey.
These benchmarks are unattainable.
They are unreachable.
And our peak, at our peak at Spotify might have been a million episode.
When these benchmarks come in and say they'll pay you an additional $20 million if you average 2 million listeners.
Even if they're attainable, they'll find a way to cross-climberize.
Just let it sit.
There is no even if.
It's not.
It's not.
Period.
So if you're a company and you were willing to pay the 40 mil for the two years if you hit the unreachable benchmark, which you weren't because you know the benchmark is unreachable, then fucking pay it in full.
Just pay it in full. Just paid in full.
I've encountered that almost everywhere, and that hasn't even been my main issue.
You want to talk about the due diligence it took?
I'm wrapping this up, man.
Podcasters be thinking, first of all, we'll never get the relationship with the advertiser because it's not meant for us to have it.
Eventually.
Hopefully.
If you're good.
There's 5% of podcasters that make money from their podcasts.
Maybe 10 the most.
Also depends your definition of money, but I agree.
Go on.
Any money.
There are 10% of podcasters that make any money from their podcast.
And if I'm wrong,
cause I haven't checked it in a few months,
maybe 15% the most.
But one of my other issues is the,
these platforms that sell ads against us and not for us and that took a long
time to learn as well see i thought when we got to spotify and this is not a spotify rant but
they're my example i thought when we got to spotify that we would be such a prominent piece of audio
that they would see the benefit in soliciting the ads just for us and learning how we should do them and seeing how much money we could bring.
But that's not how it works.
They take the numbers of all of the podcasts from the platform.
They sell it for some large amount that goes to the platform and they divvy it up how they see fit to podcasters.
One of y'all tell me where it makes sense.
Anybody.
I don't know how to do that.
It doesn't.
That's it.
I'm done because I don't want to depress anybody.
No, this is a celebratory day.
I'm celebrating. I'm up. It's't want to depress anybody. No, this is a celebratory day. I'm celebrating.
I'm up.
It's up and it's stuck.
I'm happy that you have that position.
I think it's tailor-made for you as your friend.
I couldn't be more happy.
Congratulations.
This isn't a sad thing at all.
This is great.
This means all the things that you have done that appear to be angry, Joe,
were not done in vain.
I'm not even trying to be funny.
I know what you're saying.
I know what you're saying.
I'm not joking at all.
Listen, I show gratitude differently
to my loved ones.
I'm really happy for you.
This is great.
I think this is really, really dope for you.
This is lit, man.
I couldn't be more proud
when you
when you
in the process of it
you're too busy
in the process
that you don't appreciate
the process
so
it be these rare occasions
like today
or appreciate the process
and
sometimes you appreciate it
more than the
actual ending
yeah
yeah
yeah no this is this is good man listen you niggas gonna need Robitussin all year y'all gonna be sick actual ending. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, no, this is good, man.
Listen, you niggas going to need Robitussin all year.
Y'all going to be sick all year.
I got, this is not the end.
I have way more shit to announce.
It's coming.
This was the original point
that we can't change.
It's coming.
We can change the subject
not to this.
It's coming.
Y'all better hope this next one
don't fall.
But why you care?
Why you care?
That's what I was saying
in the beginning.
Like, yeah, when the Spotify thing happened and just plenty of things within our podcast of people just spewing weird lies and things that weren't true and judgments of things they didn't understand.
Who cares?
Me.
I have no interest in proving people wrong, only proving people right.
If you was here from the jump and understand it and believed in it, I'm here to prove you right.
I don't give a fuck what some weirdo says on the Internet that doesn't understand a fucking thing or just wants to spew lies for the fuck of it.
Well, I do now that so many people die and we have to read so many comments from idiots on the Internet.
And then it's like, wait, hey, wait a minute, man.
That guy was amazing for 95 years.
And with a click of a button,
you erased that.
No, no.
I care about the funeral
and who's there
and what they know,
not who the fuck
on the internet
on my death day.
Fuck y'all.
I once felt like that, Roy.
What are y'all talking about?
I guess in these...
My legacy matters
to people that matter to me,
not to anybody else.
That's wrong.
Nah, fuck that.
That's wrong.
Nah, fuck that.
Unfortunately, that's wrong.
I can make i can make
so much change and people not know it and it doesn't bother me at all i could you know how
many palooza rants i could have gone legacy people that hate me that i got money because of it and
changed the entire thing and i don't because i don't care the people that know know and that's
all that matters i don't care today my legacy matters you're right that I care about. I haven't cared the way that you are speaking of.
Know when I cared?
When I caught COVID and was scared to go to bed
because I might die the next morning?
I care when I see people that were great their whole lives
and they die, and then I got to come to grips
with what the word legacy means.
And when I do that, it's not specific
to the people that like you.
It's to the people that don't like you as well legacy is the overall view of the field in what you have done legacy is actions so it's intangible shit that happened to change people's
lives not people that would have hated you anyways and would just say whatever the fuck
typing on a computer or talking in front of a screen.
Tangible actions that happen is a legacy.
What you've done with podcasting
has actively changed people's lives.
That's a thing.
No matter what, people are gonna type on the internet
no matter what, who gives a fuck?
You know what happened with actual people in real life.
That's a legacy. That's a legacy. I want to revisit this
for Rory like a few years from now.
Your mentions ain't a legacy.
Siva, mark that down.
I used to be...
For real, do write it down because I want to talk to Rory about this
in a few years. I felt exactly
like him for so long. I'm not going to debate
him on it because I felt like that for so long.
I just don't know if that's... I don't know if I
feel like that today.
I just don't give a fuck what people say
on the internet.
It depends on who's saying this.
I don't even care who's saying it.
I ain't talking about the internet.
I'm not talking about the internet.
It's usually someone with seven followers.
I'm still not talking about the internet.
The field.
The world.
Yeah, but the world, you know, a they don't they don't get to know you for
real they just know your work and what you do they don't know the person let me use your bar against
you one of my favorite freestyles from you i was depressed i was toxic i was suicidal i was just
talking it's the no church in the wild freestyle how could i expect third parties to know the half
your legacy within media podcasts podcasts, all that,
it's not meant for everyone to understand.
They're going to have judgments from the outside looking at shit.
Music, creative, anyone.
Let's not even make it specific to you.
But if people don't fully understand the field,
but the field is popular,
you're always going to get a bunch of people that don't know shit.
I don't care about my legacy to them.
They don't know a fucking thing about it i do all right they have to be included no they're no they're included
but the matter in a legacy isn't much to me you could be idiot and you may not have liked martin
luther king but you know he did some important shit may not have liked tiger woods he was a
cheater you know he did some great shit
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs when he died
Steve Jobs when he died
everybody said
oh he treated people like shit
he's an asshole
he's horrible
he didn't understand people
he was too much of a genius
to really get to it
and I was like
pardon me
that's what he said
but
you know he changed the world your legacy is going to be one
of the other if if one message is more widespread than the other then that is your legacy unfortunately
and if if tiger woods martin luther king and steve jobs focused on the people that didn't
understand their vision we wouldn't be here today so So I think that retort wasn't really what I was saying at all. I disagree with that too. I think that these
people's life mission was about people that didn't agree with what they said. No, no, no. I said
focus. No, no, no. Of course, these people don't understand it. I get it and I'm going to change it.
But to focus on a negative opinion or someone that doesn't understand a vision and think I'm only solely here to focus
on someone that hates me. No, that's not how you move in your legacy. Your legacy is going to end
up, matter of fact, you have no choice of your legacy. That's for other people to decide. That's
not for you to decide. You'll be dead. So when you focus on shit that is negative, nah, focus on
your vision and the people around you that believe in it and the rest will figure itself out my thing it's always this simple to me you know you do the work
you you try to live life being a good person having a good heart and then when it's all said
and done you look up you're laying right where you're supposed to be to me it's that simple i
can't focus on the journey you just got to go and whoever's gonna go they're going with you
whoever's gonna follow they're gonna follow you. Whoever's going to follow, they're going to follow you.
Whoever's going to benefit is going to benefit from it.
I really hate when Maul lets me and you argue for 30 minutes,
then combines our points together,
and comes in at the end with something so prolific.
You are profound.
Hit us with the Morpheus.
How you Morpheus in some 40 below?
You are profound, buddy.
I mean,
I'll let y'all get y'all shit off,
but that's ultimately
what it is, man.
You just,
you got to do the work.
Just have a good heart.
And when it's over,
you look up,
you'll be right
where you're supposed to be.
And just know you can fight.
That always helps.
Like, that's always a thing.
Like, when you just know.
Yeah, that helps.
My hands work.
Put some shit on Patreon. We up. Congrats, Joe. Yeah, that helps. My hands work. Put some shit on Patreon.
We up.
Congrats, Joe.
Yeah, for real.
No, no.
I'm in the room for real.
We'll give you a real one.
And a fake one.
Thank you.
Shit sound better than the fake shit.
Oh, and I was at the gun range in Secaucus the other day.
I didn't know my aim was still like that.
What you was shooting? Couple. One I couldn't know my aim was still like that. What you was shooting?
What you was shooting?
A couple.
One I couldn't really handle.
Oh, wait.
You went viral this week, and I saw that.
I'm with the joke, but I'm missing it.
No, at the gun range.
When you were shooting the gun, and it was going crazy,
and dude had to come up and grab you behind the waist.
I didn't see that.
Dude grabbed you behind the waist. Shorty was see that. Dude grabbed you behind the waist.
Shorty was hitting everything.
That wasn't Rory?
No.
Oh.
No, no.
I'll tell you.
I went to the gun range
because growing up,
my dad only,
pistols was like the only shit
he taught me how to shoot.
I stayed in this.
This was my range all the time.
Dad had a shotgun.
He never let me shoot it.
Yeah.
I went and grabbed
one of them automatic things.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Y'all kids out there
are wild.
Yeah,
it's a different game.
My whole shoulder
was vibrating for two days.
You can read
in the right handgun.
It's a different game.
You see this?
You scrolling?
Scroll for a little bit.
Can we get some backstory?
Somebody tell me
that's a dude.
Oh God, what's Jimmy Stacks doing again? Scrope a little bit. Can we get some backstory? Somebody tell me that's a dude. Oh, God.
What's Jimmy Stacks doing again?
Is that an edit?
I'm sorry.
Not if you could beat him up.
Listen, I don't know that to be true.
I don't know that to be true.
If you get beat up by a nigga that put dicks around his head.
Fam, I know some gay dudes that'll whoop your ass.
He said he's not gay.
Well, gay men put dicks around their face.
I kind of could sort of.
You see it?
See it.
I unfollow.
Yeah.
I unfollowed her.
I couldn't see it, but.
We'll make it a podcast topic.
You don't have to be specific.
But what's going on?
Why did you unfollow?
This is the point I was...
I'm not answering, Roy.
This is the point I was trying to make earlier
about the Kanye choir
beefing about being mistreated.
Because we talked over that.
But I remember my point now.
Not so fast, Kanye choir.
When you niggas was hip-hopping out,
when you niggas was choiring out Soul to Soul.
Wait.
It wasn't even the Soul to Soul.
You know what did it for me?
I don't see how they couldn't tell they were being mistreated.
When they all boarded that Delta flight
and started singing optimistic, eating bologna sandwiches,
but they was clapping
in the chair.
Hey,
it be optimistic.
We ain't
around to make
them bitter.
I said,
y'all love bologna
like that?
Y'all still eating bologna.
Wait.
It's just a big hot dog.
Y'all niggas.
Listen.
It's just a big hot dog
You gotta respect Kanye for carrying on tradition
Of churches exploiting
Their
Forget it
Forget it
I grew up in the church
I'm allowed to say these things
Fuckers be giving the last dollar to the church
For the fucking pastor to drive a BMW
Look at Duke, though.
Hey, when you niggas wanted to gospel out Stephanie Mills,
why didn't you think you were being mistreated then?
Look at Kanye.
He like, I'm going to just pay you niggas in sneakers.
Look at these.
They was cheesing, smiling, broke as could be singing.
Kanye, like, y'all getting sweatsuits. Look, it's a whole cameraman on a plane.
Nobody thought to ask, hey, what network is this for?
Wait till I dress them in purple for Easter at Coachella.
They'll never know.
Like when Johnny Nunes ran up to me at every club taking pictures.
Johnny, man, where you putting these pictures, man?
I ain't seen a picture of me from you in 30 years. Shout out to Johnny Nunes ran up to me at every club taking pictures. Johnny, man, where you putting these pictures, man? I ain't seen a picture of me from you in 30 years.
Shout out to Johnny Nunes, though.
Why?
Because he...
No, I'm joking.
That's my man.
That's my man.
That's my man.
That's my man, too.
I'm joking.
Johnny Nunes made a lot of money off us rappers.
This is why I fuck with Johnny Nunes, because I text him after those photos happen, and
he sent me right to...
What's the website where you got to buy the picture?
Getty Images.
Getty?
Is Getty another one?
Mars 2112.
He got his own Getty page.
He's like, yo, go cop that, bro.
That's not what you buy.
I respect the hustle, Johnny.
Seven days, seven nights.
You got to eat, man.
Say, Vaughn, what do you know about struggle if you got fly for the night and seven days, seven nights caught the corny pic of you?
But you had to post it.
The only pic they got.
Savon, I don't know about struggle.
You had to go to seven days, seven nights to see a picture of the girl that you want to holler at.
Like, yo, who is this?
Who knows her?
Now, Joe.
Savon never went to mansion for his girl's birthday party and had her at another table
so why do you keep telling me that you know about struggle holy shit how did you work that out in
your head at the time like listen tell me how you lied to yourself struggle worry about it
trey has say aisle yeah yeah what you want me Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you want me to do? That was a joint. Yeah, yeah.
Fab did the reading.
I mean.
Yeah, there was a lot
going on back then, man.
I was just,
I was across the club
staring at,
I bet you say,
just like I'm the doctor.
Look at Trey
perscribing her
cranberry and vodka.
Another thing to say,
like, yo, you drunk, right?
All right, it's time to go.
Speaking of photographs.
I'm across the club.
Go girl.
It's your birthday.
It's your birthday.
I have your gift at home if you make it there.
You're probably not coming home tonight.
Oh my God.
I can't wait till Valentine's Day.
Just use a condom, please.
Valentine's Day, I'm supposed to get my birthday gift that Shorty didn't give me.
But your birthday is in August, though.
I'm trying to add up the months there.
You got to wait this long.
She's a slickster.
She's a little slickster.
She went all the way to February?
I don't know how she started a six-month fight.
Oh, my God.
She started a fight foragle now to give me my
birthday present oh she's good she's a pro i know joe then i was petty oh wait this continues my
i was petty i didn't know this continued sent her a text while we wasn't talking oh am i gonna tell
that's the best i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it hey she didn't give me my birthday gift okay don't
judge you ask for it later please don't judge me it. Hey, she didn't give me my birthday gift. Okay. Don't judge me, please.
You asked for it later?
Please don't judge me.
Please don't judge me.
No judging.
You're lying.
Look at this beautiful space.
This is a judgment-free zone.
It's true.
No, no, no.
How could y'all judge me here?
Y'all judge me because I said I've asked for nudes before, and y'all judge the fuck out
of me in this room.
You asked for a birthday gift?
It's a different room.
It's a different room.
That's true.
My brother named it.
All right. New year, new me. Yeah. Go ahead. And I didn't ask for a birthday gift it's a different room there's a different that's true all right new year new me yeah and i didn't and i didn't and i didn't ask for my birthday gift i
just noticed that it didn't come right so you're just questioning oh yeah it didn't never got here
so my birthday is august 31st yeah you got the tracking number so september 4th the pettiness
didn't leave my soul right and i knew she had won because I had already sent the birthday gift money, laced it.
It was just crazy shit.
So then she deaded my gift.
So I said, how can I resolve this?
So in four days, I text her and I said, hey.
And when something started with hey, it's all bad.
Absolutely.
Not a hey with a dot, dot, dot to get to your point.
Exactly what happened.
Hey.
I know that text.
Dot, dot, dot.
No, go ahead.
I know the text.
I'm going to tell you.
I know the text.
I know the text.
Hey, expect a call from your bank soon.
I took the bread back.
That purchase?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nah.
Declined that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know who bought that.
Cut that right off.
She was like,
how could you do that?
Yeah.
No, easy.
This is how you got to
call this number right here.
You'll call the number
on the back of the car.
That's all you got to do.
You call this number right here.
That sets you straight
and by the way
go to the bus stop
there's an ad
for the lawyer
for fraud
right
so long story
long story
a little less long
I didn't
that didn't sit right
in my soul
that was just such
a bitch ass nigga
right there
it was nasty
so I said that
just to give you
the angst of
dealing with a bitch ass
nigga that said that
but I didn't do it.
So she still had her gift.
And somehow mine just never came.
Even through the pump fake.
So I said something recently.
I said, yo, dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They clowning me on the pod.
It was a hat.
It was a dad hat.
OK.
The all black Louis.
It was nice.
I said, yo, dog.
They clowning me in the pod. I keep wearing the same dad hat. Okay. The all black Louis. It was nice. I said, yo, dog, they clowning me in the pod.
I keep wearing the same dad hat.
Yeah.
I'm wearing my shit.
And she said, Valentine's Day is coming.
Oh, shit.
I said, so you're going to mail it to me for Valentine's Day?
She said, no.
I'm going to bring it to you.
Nobody invited you here.
Wow.
I'm going to bring it to you. Nobody invited you here. Wow. I'm going to bring it to you
for Valentine's Day
so you could...
Oh, that's her way
of making sure
you see her on Valentine's Day.
Well, no, I'm going to see her
on Valentine's Day.
That's what I'm saying.
No one invited you.
I see what you're doing.
I ain't fucked since July,
so I'm going to see you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You still giving that line out?
Yeah.
It's been a while for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been a while.
I don't even remember
How does this thing even work
We've all been there
I'm not clowning you
We've all been there man
It's cool
That has been a while
On both genders
The bitches
The bitches know
I'm celibate too right
So some of the stuff They be getting off to me Like they know I'm celibate too right so some of the stuff
they be getting off to me
like they know I'm
how can I say this
how can you say this
without sounding crazy
how can I say this
without exposing myself
nobody's listening
don't worry about it
forget it
no one's listening
no we famous
this shit be making it round
they be hearing
they don't hear you though
they be hearing this shit.
Bitch is telling me,
even though we didn't work,
I'm still listening to the pod.
Oh, my God.
Still checking you out, supporting.
I'm like, stop.
Stop supporting.
I don't want you to hear
the things I'm talking about now.
And hi.
I get a little vulnerable
when I've tried to use that line before.
Like, nah, it's been a while.
It's been like six months.
You know, when that question comes up,
when y'all may start to get intimate
of when the last time that may have happened
for safety reasons.
Sure.
You just don't jerk off for two days,
so it looks impressive.
Like, nah, it's been a while,
you know, a couple months.
So it looks impressive.
This has been backed up for months.
I had a box of the idiot.
Yo, saving up the nut is insane.
Seeming retention.
I told y'all, man.
Retent.
It sucks when you run into the honest chick that don't care.
Because I've said that line, like, nah, it's been a minute for me.
And she's like, oh, okay.
Well, yes, only been April since me.
And it's May.
Like, the first week. It's April 14th.
Like, I didn't want you to be honest.
Like, you could have lied.
I still would have beat without a condom
edit
no joking
chicks know I'm celibate
so they know I'm just
getting my FaceTime
freak off on
so they try to hit me
with like little sexy
one liners
be a text like
on a late night
they wait
what's Shooter doing
gross
Maul was just with him
he's going direct to consumer with his music What's Shooter doing? Gross. Maul was just with him.
He's going direct to consumer with his music.
Yo, so apply to our Patreon right now.
In the business, we call that a callback.
Three different tiers, bonus footage, new episodes.
Oh, man, the whole kid in Caputo.
Wait, were you trying to tell a shorty called you Shooter?
Never mind.
Forget it, man.
It's gross.
It's gross.
Why is gross if it shoots?
I wouldn't be mad at that nickname if a shorty called me Shooter.
I'm not mad at it.
If she calls you a shooter, I'm cool.
Yeah. Remember a girl asked me one time
Are you gonna shoot it at me?
I was like listen
You have to go home
Like now
One day I'll be man enough
To come in here and tell y'all
The dad side of that shooter stuff
Let's just move on
Somehow I think you told us
The story already
But it's okay
I'm just saying
It's tart
If you just paid for her eyelashes Parks What's okay. I'm just saying. It's tart.
If you just paid for her eyelashes it's just not okay.
Did you say tart?
Doesn't work out financially.
Parks, just tell me
what's wrong with him.
I don't know.
It's a little bitter.
You need more water, man.
I got you some more water.
That's what I said.
I got up from the phone like,
what the hell?
This nigga is different, man.
Bitch looking at me like,
yeah, see?
See, told you.
You got to drink water.
Yo. Yo, maybe you deserve to got to drink water. Yo.
Maybe you deserve to be celibate.
Yeah.
But that type of stuff only happens to me.
Can we censor some of that?
No.
No, that was great.
No, no, no.
It was great stuff.
Great stuff.
Put that on third tier, Patreon.
Third of the show.
That's what you think it costs?
$25 to get that story?
That's third tier. I just got molested on the free episode. that it cost $25 to get that story.
That's third tier.
I just got molested on the free episode.
See, black history month, dude.
Roy's the white Kofi Jones.
What's wrong with you?
All right, come on.
No, no, come on, come on, come on. Let let's go let's go uh come on let's run through
some quick newsy topics uh here's all the music i've got for you cardi b is releasing a new joint
on friday long time coming from the queen congratulations to her uh what else do i have
uh what else do i have what else do i have what else do i have silento else do I have? What else do I have? What else do I have? Silento. I don't even know if I'm pronouncing that young man's name correctly, but he's been accused of murdering his cousin.
And this is the gentleman that made the song.
What song did he make?
Nay Nay.
I don't want to report too much on it.
They're saying that he has severe mental health issues.
But I would imagine that's what you would say if you, you know.
Damn, really?
I didn't hear about that.
Yeah, no, let's see.
This says,
Silento, the rapper known for his 2015 viral hit,
Watch Me Whip Nay Nay,
was arrested Monday, February 1st
for the alleged murder of his cousin, Frederick Brooks.
The DeKalb County Police Department in Georgia
confirmed the arrest in a statement saying
Silento, real name Ricky Hawk, was booked into the DeKalb County Police Department in Georgia confirmed the arrest in a statement saying Silento, real name Ricky Hawk, was booked into the DeKalb County Jail and charged with murder
per the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Hawk was being held without bond as of late Monday.
And while we're on that, I think I forgot to mention last podcast that Casanova is being held without bail as well.
Yeah.
Prayers for Casanova.
For sure. True indeed. Yeah yeah this was a real horrible story uh same same as as soon as we left the pod uh i saw a story circulating about a
nine-year-old that was tased by police and i'll be honest with y'all i didn't click it i didn't
click it i refuse for that to sit on my soul, having to watch that after I watched all of those white people raid the Capitol and nobody was tased.
So I didn't look at that.
Too disturbing.
Too disturbing for me.
What was the nine-year-old going to do to you, Duke?
Just too disturbing for me.
I said nine-year-old.
Was it a girl, right?
She was handcuffed, wasn't she?
I didn't watch it. She was tased? I can't tell you. She was, right? She was handcuffed, wasn't she? I didn't watch it, so I can't tell you.
She was?
Yeah, she was handcuffed.
Tasing somebody who's handcuffed is –
It's crazy.
A nine-year-old did that.
Right.
This isn't so newsy, but, I mean, I guess it was a big to-do
that the Nets had given up 150 points to the Wizards in a loss, right?
That was a good game.
I got a fiber pill if you need it.
I don't.
Okay.
And everybody was killing the Nets for their defense.
I'm still waiting on Steve Nash to call a proper play.
Hasn't happened yet.
Steve Nash.
I mean, look at the squad.
You don't need to call a play.
Well, they won tonight.
You do.
I think it was that same
game that he failed to
call a timeout so they
could advance the ball
to play before.
Like, he's doing some
wild shit.
But I forgot that Dan
Tony's on that bench.
Players and coaches.
I forgot.
Incredible.
Huh?
The Nets coaching staff
is incredible.
They also are not
running any defensive
drills in practice.
Well, that's showing on the court.
We have all these scorers.
D'Antoni's not a defensive coach.
He just wants to run all day.
We had Steve Nash and D'Antoni on the bench,
and we're shocked that they're giving up 150 points
for their last five games.
Yeah.
Every time my dad tells me D'Antoni's on that bench,
I forget.
Because you would imagine he wouldn't take that role
under Steve Nash.
Well, they just beat the number one team in the league.
That says something, right?
Yeah.
No.
You beat the number one team?
Who's the number one team?
The Clippers.
Oh, please.
Anyway.
What you mean?
While we're on basketball, please. Anyway. What you mean? While we're on basketball, man.
Well, number one team in the West.
I'm going to say the league.
If the year couldn't get any crazier,
Adam Silver and the NBA has found a way to bring the All-Star game
straight to Atlanta in March.
We out?
No.
Your girl's going?
Damn, that room ain't never been acquired.
Yo, I'm you.
Yo, take your mic off of you.
My reaction is for the YouTube fans.
Yeah, I like it.
I think mine's just busy in March.
Busy the whole month?
Or just March 7th?
I think it's a real busy month that month for her.
There's a lot going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she already had a gig, I think, lined up in Atlanta that weekend already.
Probably.
It's weird that it fell on that same date.
About to text Rug as soon as I leave here.
See what's going on because I know it's soon as I leave here. See what's going on
because I know
it's going to be crazy.
You know what's going on.
Matter of fact,
I think I got to shoot
some content that weekend more.
You want us to roll together?
Damn, let's do it.
Let's do it.
We got to do another
Masego interview.
Wow.
Masego's playing
the Star Spangled Banner
so we're going to do it.
Matter of fact,
I forgot me and Masego.
Wait, it's March 7th?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, I didn't even realize
that that was the day
but yeah,
I already moved something. You slacking. Me and Sego. Wait, it's March 7th? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I didn't even realize that that was the day, but yeah. I already moved something.
You slacking.
You slacking.
Me and Sego going out.
I just.
Me and Sego.
Imagine telling your girl, yo, me and Sego about to head out.
We about to head out to Atlanta to worry about it.
We be back.
He's doing the Star Spangled Banner.
On the saxophone.
Yeah.
Great weekend, though. it should be a fun weekend
right
no
you don't think so
JR
you don't have
you don't have a fun week
on March 7th
so next podcast
I have to sit here
right
to switch it up
to segregate it
damn then I'm not gonna be
next to Maul you gotta sit right there Park's it up to segregate it damn then I'm not going to be next to Maul
you got to sit right there
Park's got to get
in the closet
Park's got to move
yeah so that'll be
really interesting
I'm just saying this
because our audience
is predominantly male
so everybody should
give their girl
something to do in March
yeah
send them a nice little
what's it called
spotcation last thing you need is Bill Simmons and his S-curl something to do in March. Yeah. Send him on a nice little what does it go?
Spockation?
Last thing you need is Bill Simmons
and his escrow
walking up to your girl.
And show her
how to use Zoom.
Imagine Bill Simmons
Zooming with your queen.
Imagine Bill Simmons
coming up to your girl
talking about
they say I can't work
from downtown
but I don't know. This is my Ben Simmons. Yeah, Ben Simmons. I was talking about Bill Simmons coming up to your girl talking about they say I can't work from downtown but I don't know
he's talking about
Ben Simmons
oh yeah Ben Simmons
I was talking about
Bill Simmons
I said Bill Simmons
I said you got an ass curl now
I said okay
I know I meant Ben Simmons
I can imagine Ben Simmons
zooming with your girl
I'm talking about Bill Simmons
I did not mean Bill Simmons
I meant Ben Simmons
he got an ass curl now
okay
you don't think Bill
gonna be in ATL that weekend?
Oh, for sure.
For sure.
He gonna be out there
constantly.
Absolutely.
He is.
What y'all gonna do
when Ben Simmons
walk up on your girl, though?
I mean,
go see what Kendall's doing.
Hey, listen, it's only fair.
Okay, go ahead.
Are you that guy
that like, if a guy hollers at you?
Fuck my girl?
Yeah, I go fuck yours, yeah.
Okay.
I didn't even need to explain No no no
You just understood
Yeah yeah yeah
I know yeah yeah
What if you don't like his girl
Huh
What if he's just not attracted
To his girl
That's even better
Come here ugly bitch
Let's turn this podcast
This is not Patreon
This is not our Patreon episode
Oh this ain't
My bad
See I
Cross collateralized
I told you
You know what I mean I told you Nah this cross collateralized i thought this is actually our most important this is our main joint right here this ain't even a saturday
let me see what else is going on uh what else is going on that is important uh did peter rosenberg win the royal rumble what
all right look i know i wasn't like
y'all not believe in me when i'm telling y'all that 2021 might be more bizarre than 2020 if peter
rosenberg won the royal rumble it's way more bizarre than I thought. I don't follow wrestling, right?
And when I saw this clip floating around,
I was so glad that I don't watch wrestling.
Because in my head, I'm like, is this what they've done to wrestling?
Peter Rosenberg won the belt?
Yeah, like, what the fuck is going on? So I'm watching the clip.
Move over, Undertaker.
Pete's here.
I'm watching the clip.
Peter Rosenberg is interviewing somebody that had the belt.
And he was like, yo, turn around.
John Cena's here.
And the guy turned around and said, yo, we're John Cena, and I'm going to kill you.
And then Peter Rosenberg punched him in his nuts and pinned him.
And a referee came out the blue and counted to three.
And then Peter Rosenberg had a belt on.
I mean, congrats. Shout out to Pete, man. Peter Rosenberg had a belt on. I mean, wow.
Congrats.
Shout out to Pete, man.
Yeah, man.
That's big.
Pete look like he lost some weight, too.
Oh, look.
There go the naked chef like.
Naked breakfast, yeah.
And Pete put out a single, too.
That's dope with Stove God and the Seagull.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, nah.
Pete is beating up wrestlers and putting out cocaine music.
I like it, Pete.
I like it, Pete. Turn it up. Let like it, Pete. I like it, Pete.
Turn it up.
Let's go, Pete.
I'm not mad at that.
What a decision you have to make as a man when the naked chef cooks great.
Then what?
Are you hungry?
Yes.
Or not?
I've always had-
It's hard to fuck out of full stomach.
That's true.
I've always had too much of like a heart and concern for women
for that whole naked cooking dream like because i like pork bacon and that grease pops a lot
and like i care about your titties and your stomach sure i got an apron on like i just i
don't want you to get hit by the grease like you could wear clothes it's cool
as long as the food is good i'm putting the lube right in the kitchen counter.
Like, you hear?
All right.
You're just going to do that?
Cook with this?
You're just going to do that?
Put lube in the grits.
You're just going to do that to the salmon?
Word?
Yeah.
All right.
Damn, look how hard you and the salmon got my dick.
Yo, you and the salmon got my dick so hard right now.
Isn't this trailer like five years old?
It's like four of my chicks in there.
Oh, this is February 17th.
No, this is old. This is from years ago.
Oh yeah, this is last year.
Good idea though.
I'm not mad at it.
I talked to somebody recently that I used to be intimate
with. Oh, I love those conversations.
Our experience really affected her more than me.
She's sitting there telling me about how I hurt her,
how she's been traumatized for the past seven years.
I've had two conversations.
And I'm in my head like, what are you talking about?
Yo, none of that even happened.
Yo, they have the phone like.
Yo, and I just thought ever since I learned how to love myself
and learned what's acceptable for me, I won't let you.
And they would treat me like that.
And I really, I think I hate me because I put you on such a pedestal.
And you let me down.
So now I sit on there.
And I'm in my head like, yo, we had a blast.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I've been there.
It's weird.
I've had two different women
with those conversations of,
I went to therapy for five years
because of you.
And in my head, I was like,
I actually thought we ended way cooler
than most of my relationships.
Yeah.
I was in therapy because of you then.
Yeah. I thought we was kind of a vibe still together yeah matter of fact we linked and
fucked again after that yeah right it was great wait i left you because you were toxic yeah how
did you how did you flip this that part and i do i not remember and i spoke to your mom and she
thought i had a point.
That part.
And they always get there from like something
that had nothing to do with none.
How's the weather out there
in your part of town?
Anything like when I had to weather
all that you put me through?
It's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, don't even.
Yo, I got a pod.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a pod.
Don't even worry about it, man.
I don't know how we got on that
oh
Naked Chef
I hate chicks
that decide to write poetry
nevermind forget it
you ever heard a chick poem
yes
that's what I was getting at
Maya Angelou has great work
if you never liked it
nah we're not talking about that
nah
we're not talking about that
different kind of chick
we're not talking about poets
don't don't bring up my
chick they wanted to do poetry oh okay gotcha i don't mean maya angelo we mean maya g yo
why is my friend that's my friend i fuck with it too i still don't want to hear a poem from
maya yeah no i'm cool i'm cool on a poem from my how it would, no, I'm cool. I'm cool on a poem from my head. How it would start.
Chill.
That's how it would start.
Chill.
Yeah, chill.
Come on, I know it's something else
important that happened.
Let me see, let me see,
let me see.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Bezos.
Yes, step down as CEO.
Wait, before we get to Bezos,
because this is some more shit
that I don't understand,
but I know something's fishy here.
Oh, I thought you was about
to give us the poem.
I...
Oh, you followed me on Twitter. You thought I was just
one of the pick of the litter.
That's how I pictured
how that poem would go.
No, don't look down.
Look at me.
What's up?
I don't know, man. don't go to LA again
jet lag
jet lag
jet lag
it's five
it's five
you used it in three days
it's jet lag
don't do that
cause chicks go to Miami
fly back to New York
and say they got jet lag
that's crazy
same time zone
same time
why do I keep
playing Miami tag
with the chicks
I want to see
like you know
it's phone tag
like why do they
keep being out there
when I ain't there
and like I'm there
when they ain't
you know what I mean
no they was there
when you was there
they just said
they wasn't
oh I hate this
I hate this
why when you come
down here
I'm always out of town
why when you come
down here
the Nets are in town
no she in Miami she just ain't where he is I hate this. Why when you come down here, I'm always out of town? Why when you come down here, the Nets are in town?
No, she in Miami.
She just ain't where he is.
Y'all been to the Barclays yet?
Is anyone allowed to?
It's closed.
Oh, let's get to... Oh, no.
This is important.
Jeff Bezos to step down as Amazon CEO.
Andy Jassy to take over
in Q3.
I spent
eight months negotiating with Amazon and didn't
hear a word of this.
You thought they was going to tell you that?
Would have been nice.
How much is he worth now?
Jeff Bezos has
more power than the President of the United States.
I'll see you later.
You think they was about to tell Joe that I'm about to step down?
This don't sound fishy to y'all.
I got a billion dollars.
No.
I got something else to do.
I'm on your side.
Some shady shit happened.
I got to step down before it hits the light.
Nah, I don't know.
I'm going to get ahead of this.
I was reading some of it.
Or it was an ultimatum
of either step down
or we telling everybody.
I don't think it was nothing fishy.
This is above my pay grade
and out of my range.
But I cannot believe
somebody that is making
$130 billion every quarter
or something ridiculous
decides to just
step away and leave it to andy jasser
that's enough for me that's not the point the money ain't the point here
amazon is set to pay millions to its flex drivers as a settlement for uh as a settlement for
accusations of stolen tips following a probe by the u.S. Federal Trade Commission. The Verge reports that Amazon will shell out $61.7 million to drivers,
a figure that equals the tips that Amazon allegedly retained
during a two-and-a-half-year period
while Amazon Flex was using its questionable base pay system.
No, that ain't enough to make me quit either.
That ain't enough.
This didn't even cross his desk, I'm sure.
No, he just stepped down.
I think the dude, Andy Jassy, his strong.
I think the dude.
No, no, no.
I think that this is something that they knew was coming because Andy Jassy and what he does over there.
I think Bezos just wants him in quarter three to just take the helm.
I think there's a way.
This isn't a permanent thing.
This is just, you know.
And also back to that tip thing and back to the cash thing.
This is why I do try to tip people in cash that deliver food.
I'm not trusting Uber Eats is going to give you the tip that I put on there.
They're not.
Yeah.
And by the way,
the amount of people that drive for Amazon
that would have gotten tipped,
$61 million sounds like pennies upon pennies
of what that could possibly be.
Are you about to settle and give me $1,500
when I may be owed way more than that?
No.
I expect for more details
to be revealed about this.
It's cool.
You safe in corporate now.
I'm going to talk about it.
See,
Bezos talks about it.
He's focusing his energies
and attention on
other areas at Amazon.
Got it.
Yeah.
Show you right.
Know what I'm saying?
And he needs more time
to spend that money.
He can never spend that money he can never spend
that money in
six lifetimes
word
Uber is betting
1.1 billion
on alcohol deliveries
they're buying Drizzly
they're buying Drizzly
it's an alcohol delivery
service
I love Drizzly
swag
and I think
1.1 billion
might be a
undersell
right
they should have
bought that shit
a year ago
I've been Drizzly like crazy since that's all I do Drizzly all the bought that shit a couple like a year ago I've been drizzling like crazy
since I was a kid
that's all I do
drizzly
all the time
that's a great deal
that's a great deal for them
yeah a drizzly lady
told me I needed my ID
after I walked outside
in the cold
to pick up my shit
I'm like
that's only happened to me
in California
really
they've hit me a couple times here
not very often
New York and Jersey
they never did it to me
every time I'm in Cali, they do that to me.
And I have expired ID.
So I was like, man, trust me.
17-year-old knows nothing about this Caymus that I'm ordering from you.
You my fucking bottle.
Ubi's.
Ubi's, dude.
Ubi's, dude.
You keep dropping my food at the wrong house and sending me a picture of it.
Yeah.
Come get your shit.
Which is really annoying. Go fetch your food, your food your pancakes is getting cold fam which is really annoying in the snow it's chilly out here you
should go get your food while i'm at it january 21st a wrong number hit me and they said a
and i said a and they said is this june and i said not at all wrong. And they said, is this June? And I said, not at all.
Wrong number.
And they said, oh, sorry about that.
LMAO.
And I said, oh, they said, have a good day.
I said, oh, no worries.
And that was the end.
They hit me about 10 minutes ago.
10 what?
What's your night looking like?
Happy Black History Month.
Based off that exchange, I could tell your ass ain't white.
So happy Black History Month to you, King.
Stay up.
That's fucking hilarious.
Based off that exchange, I can tell you ain't white.
I can tell you ain't white.
But how?
I thought I sounded white.
That was your white text?
Wrong number. That was your white text? LOL thought I sounded white. Well, wrong number.
That was your white text?
LOL, no worries.
No worries, it's me.
I'm a white man.
There's no white people
named June.
So.
Nah, I might,
I might gotta.
But he don't know
what his name is.
Maybe there's not.
There's no white people
named June.
A nickname maybe.
Nah.
And you guys weren't built
to just be so close
to the equator and survive.
No, that's a fact.
It's another episode.
I don't think that's really a deep dive.
Look where we were.
I don't know geography.
Nowhere near.
Where were you?
Nowhere near.
Were you close to Waco?
Waco is close to the equator.
Was it close to Texas?
No, it wasn't.
At all.
Yo, I was watching,
I've been spending a lot of time
watching these documentaries
and on Showtime,
boy, they have a lot of really good documentaries
on Showtime.
But I watched something called Disgraced
and it was the Patrick Minahee story.
Story of a basketball player
at Baylor in 2003 that was murdered by his teammate yeah I remember
that was a big story and it eventually got to their coach coach Bliss who was brought in and
hired to redefine the athletic institution he was a part of it and then some other players were
implicated and that whole shit went down the drain and it just showed how the court system
might have been in cahoots with the university
and how the story came
and went and how we still probably really don't know
what happened to Patrick Minnemy.
And this is one of those docs where they
are interviewing some of the people
involved and they're
still lying.
Those are the best docs.
That's the best.
That is the best.
They have Coach Bliss, the coach that they caught lying.
I don't remember the story.
I put an album out in 03 and don't remember the story.
The black assistant coach ended up wiring himself to record the head coach.
So they had a bunch of tapes of the coach coercing the student athletes
to go along with certain stories so that Baylor didn't get in any trouble sure because the story
was Patrick Minahee was there on a scholarship huh Denny I'm so sorry I'm so sorry about that
the story was Patrick Denny he was there on a scholarship but when he was murdered they found
out that he wasn't there on a scholarship so who the fuck was paying for Patrick Dennehy was there on a scholarship but when he was murdered they found out that he wasn't there on a scholarship
so who the fuck
was paying for Patrick Dennehy
to go to college
and that uncovered
a whole bunch of shit
really good doc
thing came out
two years ago
but that's what I've been doing
with my time
just when I'm
have some time
and there's nothing to do
I just go to Showtime
and find a doc
and it's working
so yeah if you haven't seen that man
check it out
I remember the story
I remember the story too I didn watch it I remember the story too
I didn't see this
But the best docs
Are the ones that
Have the liars
And then the people
Telling the truth
Yeah
And they just cut
In between both of them
Right
And don't let them
Get the iPad
To watch what the liar said
That's the best
So wait
This guy gets to the
We at the end of the doc
Coach Blitz comes on
And he's still
Sitting there lying
And as he's lying
I say to myself In my head Forget about it Don't worry about it dog like we've seen enough to know you
lying i love this doc because it had one of those people behind the camera to say wait a second dog
on june 10th uh such and such said that you said such and such as such so what are you talking
about no no answer that they're refuting what you're saying. Like it had one of those guys.
Oh, okay.
So this was really good, man.
Enjoyable watch if you want to check it out.
The Little Things.
I was going to say, and a segue to The Little Things.
The Little Things.
Sometimes you got to die on that lie.
You watched it, right, Rose?
I did.
Sometimes you got to die with a lie.
I didn't see it yet.
I'm listening.
Both of them was dying with two lies.
Freddie Mercury and Denzel.
Freddie Mercury.
Y'all both got lies.
Mr. Robot.
Both lies.
Y'all got to die on them.
What's his name?
Remy.
Yeah, let me not do that because he's a phenomenal actor.
He's amazing.
Great, great actor. Every time I see him, he's a phenomenal actor. He's amazing. Great, great actor.
Every time I see him, he's killing shit.
I thought he killed the little things.
Rami Malek.
Well, he did body Freddie Mercury.
I wasn't saying that as an insult.
No, he did.
He killed that.
What's his name?
Rami Malek.
That guy gets all the way busy, man.
Between him, Denzel, and your man, your man Jarrett.
I really like that movie.
I saw people kill him on Twitter. I loved it.
I enjoyed it. I loved it. Okay, so I'm going to be
one of those
people to some extent.
The beginning
of the... No, I'm not going to do any spoilers.
The beginning of the movie
dragged, to me,
dragged terribly and their acting improved as the movie dragged, to me, dragged terribly.
And their acting improved as the movie went.
I had to stop in the first 20 minutes and go back to it to give it another chance.
But by minute 30, 40, I felt like their acting improved.
The storyline improved.
The characters improved.
The beginning just dragged too much for me.
You're trying to be
too artsy
on a very simple story
well it's a
you're not doing
too much here
like let's talk about
the whole storyline
isn't that complicated
are you a film noir fan
do you know that
no
okay
it's a film noir
it's a
whodunit
it's done in a more
modern kind of way
all crime
like LA Confidential and those kind of movies like it's done in a more modern kind of way. All crime show. Like LA Confidential
and those kind of movies.
It's one of those.
And I love that.
No, I love all crime show.
I didn't know there was a French name for it.
Yeah, there is.
And contrary to what Rory is saying,
when the movie starts slow like you're speaking,
because it did,
and I'm into it,
I'm sold.
But-
I was really into the slow start.
And then when it picked up,
I said, whoa,
I did not expect all of this.
Then when the acting clinic
that you speak of started later on,
I said, yo,
what the hell is going on here?
No, it began.
It just took a while to get there.
And also...
And in the end,
even the end was so simple that it was beautiful i wasn't mad
at the end at all i saw people mad at the end i wasn't because i tweeted while i was watching the
movie i said yo this the little thing as soon as they heat it up yo they going crazy in little
things and man people hit me like oh you didn't see the end yet you're still watching it and then
i got to the end and i loved it still and i was like all right i'm not gonna be that guy because
i know my movie opinions may differ from.
Yeah.
But this was, if you didn't enjoy the movie, the acting had to keep you glued.
Yeah.
But only certain movies have that luxury.
Like going through the first 20 minutes, I knew Jared Leto hadn't been on screen yet, but I'd seen the trailer.
Man.
And I love Jared Leto.
So you're going to get me to stay here.
And Remy wasn't really on there too much yet. And Denzel Jared Leto, so you're going to get me to stay here until then. And Remy was really on there
too much.
And Denzel,
and again,
what's Freddie Mercury's real name?
Remy.
Remy.
I'm sorry.
Sorry for that.
You're very talented.
I have a bad memory.
And y'all stopped doing that
to John David Washington too.
What they did?
They call him Denzel, son.
Whoa.
He is Denzel, son.
He is Denzel, son.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is. No, he's talented. he is no he's talented he's talented he's talented
but he'll never not be denzel's son he's genetically that's not true
he could be his name eventually no no no he could be john david i know it absolutely he was a bum
and and was just that's denzel son all right that's denzel son he would still be denzel son
even if he wasn't a great a great actor technically you're right that's denzel's son alright that's Denzel's son he would still be Denzel's son even if he wasn't a great actor
technically you're right
that's Denzel's son
you know what we're saying
no absolutely
no no no
absolutely
I get what you're saying
he's a good actor
really good actor
he's too good for us
to still do that to him
is all
let me ask you a question
because
we both love
The Night Of
right
except for the end
I love the end
you hated the end
I liked the end
I thought it was a very
simple ending
but an important ending.
What's the difference?
Because there is a difference.
I'm not saying there isn't.
But what's the difference between this simple ending?
I feel like we're getting in spoilers.
It's a thin line.
I think we can do this.
I don't remember the night of all the way.
But when it ended, I remembered feeling like there were a lot of unanswered questions and a lot of different directions that the ending could go.
They left it up to our interpretation.
And it was different from The Sopranos.
I disagree with that night of ending at all.
I don't think there was anything to interpret.
It's just not a cathartic.
I think it was a perfect example of the court system and what happens when it ruins people's lives.
And then at the end, they have to kill shit on a technicality.
Yeah,
it's just not a cathartic ending
which I like
because it's kind of how life is.
Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
Everybody wasn't,
that was the thing
when that happened.
Everybody hated it.
In life,
there's finality.
Sometimes.
And I know there's not.
I'm with Parks on this.
No,
most of the time there's not.
When is there not finality in life?
A lot of times.
But by the way,
that was a finality.
It ruined his, he was a really good kid
he got put into the court system
he became a drug addict
and then they said hey
because they held him
without having real evidence
in Rikers without bail
and then he got out
and his whole fucking life
was ruined
all it was
and at the end of all
that climatic shit
the judge
the judge said
well I guess we gotta
throw this out
off of technicality.
And yeah, now he's under the GW
smoking fucking dust.
Trash.
I disagree.
I liked it.
I thought that was an amazing thing.
That's how the court system be.
What was that shit on HBO
that I was so big on last year
where at the end of it,
they was in a cave
and it was a fight and...
Oh, the...
In a cave. Whatever the fuck it was. What the fuck was it? it was a fight. Oh, the... Whatever the fuck it was.
It's another one. You know the shit
that I came in here talking about every week.
I like that. I like that.
Wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing in there?
Yeah, one of them is about the alien in the cave.
I don't fucking remember.
This...
They didn't leave anything up to us.
Whatever the end was, they did it.
However you felt about it, they did it.
And when he did that, I said, oh, I like that he did it.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I like that they did that.
No, there was some things that were left.
Like what?
Because I don't want to ruin it.
What was left?
It's hard to do this without trying to spoil it.
I don't want to give spoilers.
I have a real question of the last ending scenes.
Then let's give it a week.
Okay, that's fine.
Let's give it a week or until the next episode,
but let's chill out for a little bit.
I will say, and not to be corny and be the poetic chick,
but I think the ending dealt with obsession and regret
in a really cool way.
Agreed.
It felt real to me.
Sometimes you... Whatever. I don't It felt real to me. Sometimes you...
Whatever.
I don't want to spoil it.
Freddie Mercury was...
It's what I want to do.
Remy was the idea and metaphor
of what obsession brings you.
And Denzel's character
is what you do with your regret
to help other people do theirs.
That's how I took that ending.
I thought it was a very dope thing
in that capacity.
But let's talk in a week
about that last Denzel scene
in the apartment.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm down.
Because that's where I was...
They left some things unsaid to me
with that part.
Of course.
I'll try to talk about
Your Honor Episode 8
without any spoiler alerts.
So what I will say, we're not doing that this year because I don't respect that.
I just only had time to watch The Little Things this weekend.
Oh, you didn't see it?
No, I'm going home tonight.
Okay, so what I will say without giving anything away is, boy, they're making me turn on the judge, man.
Yeah.
We kind of saw that well he's he's they're not biting
walter white at all but he is walter white and that's what they did with us in breaking bad
yeah they kept trying to make us turn on him we turned on him then we loved him again then we
understood it turning into walter white a little bit though he turned into walter white on episode
three yeah but i like how they did it it's not cheap and corny. Yeah. You got to watch this episode,
Roy.
I don't like his attitude
anymore.
Like,
he doing a lot.
You doing a lot,
man.
Oh,
him helping to dispose of a body
a couple episodes ago
wasn't doing a lot
for a judge?
No.
Okay.
As a parent.
You know what it was?
When you start me,
because episode one,
they start with
how noble he is
of a judge
and he starts damn near cross-examining people to do the right thing and what i what i can say
is now he's using those same powers for evil and it's bothering me it's bothering me because
the show when these shows start to get too much of a similarity to real life, it's troublesome, man.
I had to stop watching
Handmaid's Tale and a bunch of
other shows just because it's like,
what are y'all doing?
Too scary with where real life can go.
Yeah, I had to stop.
But no, Your Honor, and back to what I was saying with the metaphor
of regret and obsession,
I think Your Honor
is the perfect example of everyone
is noble
when they haven't been put
in any compromising situations.
Yeah.
Everyone's a good guy
when they've never been
in a situation
where you have the opposite
to do so.
Yeah.
Like, you're all great.
Protect yourself and your family.
You're all great
when you're not really living
and you gotta literally
make real decisions.
Right.
And this is just that
on steroids.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I hate all the people that think they're good people that have never had to make a compromising situation in their entire life.
No decision.
I've never had to do anything.
So let me judge anyone.
The son is annoying me too.
Oh yeah.
He was annoying me since episode one.
When he put his fingers in the dude's mouth that was dying.
What the fuck is this dude's problem?
Well, he was trying to clear the passageway.
Trying to breathe.
He was choking on his blood.
Or was he?
Or was he?
That's what I...
Well, what else was he doing?
I don't know.
Kill him?
He wanted him to suck
on his finger while he was dying.
No, I don't know
what he was doing.
What the hell
are you talking about?
Call an ambulance.
He did.
He couldn't breathe.
Yeah, I know. Okay. know what is it two episodes left
apparently if I'm listening to Parks
and it's ten episodes
you know it's not just the son too
how come every now every time
the dead kid's sister want to meet
up with the son
smell the cologne he's had on
this is the shirt
that he used to love.
His favorite shirt.
I'm waiting for dude
to be like,
yo, fam,
I off this nigga.
Yo, all that shit is cool.
Oh, no.
We have to get into...
I got rid of him.
No, they're both
hereditarily sociopaths.
They just didn't know it yet.
Like, the fact that he's going on
in a relationship with Shorty
is the most sociopathic
shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
That shit is sick. Shorty asked him
what's some life-altering shit that happened
in your life as a fake
college interview and he smirked
and was like, oh, I just met the girl of my dreams.
No, you murdered her little
brother. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
See, this is where we can't talk
no more because you have to watch the episode. that one part i know you're talking yeah it's i'm watching
it's always that that does it right why men men oh she sucked him off in the car just men
no i mean your old work your old your work, seeing you running through high school with something sexy now.
Okay, that's not a spoiler.
Wait, what?
But remember episode one.
You think I'm not going to ruin your whole life?
Fucking some girl.
Yeah.
And then we never saw her again.
No, she's back.
No.
Oh, they brought it back.
Wasn't that the teacher?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was the teacher.
All right.
Oh, way in the teeth.
We can't spoil it. the teeth we can't spoil it
no we can't spoil it
well that was from episode
one and two
next week
watch it
next week we'll talk about it
nigga lied on college
alright
wait
how the fuck
how you think I got here
that pussy had him so open
like I said
y'all
nah man
I ain't even get it
yeah yeah yeah
I ain't even get in
it's crazy yo
alright what's happening here Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even get in. It's crazy, yo. All right.
What's happening here?
You should get that checked out.
I'm not even trying to be funny.
I'm not.
You should.
Don't be my pops.
All right, if you're going to do that, then I'll go.
I'm serious.
If you're going to do that, then I'll get it checked.
I'm dead.
Fine.
Doc, I'm burping a lot. Rory's scaring me. Well, we'll cut all this, but don to do that, then I'll get it checked. I'm dead. Fine. Doc, I'm burping a lot.
Rory's scaring me.
Well, we'll cut all this, but don't do that.
No, you don't have to cut it.
It's fine.
I appreciate that.
Don't be my pops.
As men, we need to go to the doctor.
Yeah.
How's your pops?
He's doing good.
Good.
Good, yeah.
Good, I'm glad to hear that.
And even if he wasn't, I would lie because he'd be mad at me for telling his business
of course
and he listens to this podcast
so he's doing good
oh uh
Sophie was the person
that we forgot
in the RIP
yep
RIP Sophie
talented producer
and songwriter
that's a lot in a clip
to go
rest in peace Sophie
yeah
damn
the fuck was I just
about to say
I thought it was something
that was important
but maybe it wasn't
oh no
it wasn't important
but I'll say it anyway
if the NBA season
were to end
right this second
the New York Knicks
currently hold
the number six
and the number nine
draft spots
lottery spots.
That doesn't matter.
Who cares?
The season's not ending now, and we don't know their position.
But when do we get to revisit that Porzingis trade is what I'm asking.
But even when it happened, I don't think it wasn't a bad trade.
They told us that this pick would be worthless.
And now Dallas can't buy a bucket.
They can't win a game.
Yeah.
And if this continues and the Knicks somehow get two great lottery picks
in a pretty good draft,
and you didn't pay Porzingis $160 million,
then we will have...
I know that the Knicks are horrible.
I know.
I know.
I wouldn't even say horrible.
I'm not talking about now,
but in the past.
Oh, yeah.
You have to give them credit for that trade
if that happens like that.
If it happens like that.
If it happens like that.
But it's still early.
Dallas will start to win games.
I don't know.
I also don't think that trade was...
They won't just lose the whole season.
Thought about as a bad trade. If they don't make the playoffs, though. I don't see that happening was that won't just lose the whole season thought about as
a bad trade if they don't make the playoffs though i don't see that happening i think they'll make
the playoffs i think okay yeah just something to keep an eye on yeah no no i know what you mean
six and nine i forgot we had that dallas big i see that you're like oh
all right let's see i don't think I have anything else
if I do
go to Patreon and see it
anybody could fuck up
the number 6 pick
and the number 9 pick
2 picks in the top 10
it would be the next
if there's one team
that could fuck that up
yeah
twice
Stacey Abrams
nominated for a
Nobel Peace Prize
that's a big deal
let me hit the round of applause
that's a big deal
let me hit the round of applause
cause that is
a big deal. Let me hit the round of applause because that is a big deal.
Congratulations.
Say something.
No, I just,
I know that laugh.
I know you got one of those texts.
No, it's not a text, right?
Hold up.
She made you blush?
It's cool, man.
So, I laughed at something over the weekend
when the Courtside Karen shit happened with LeBron.
That was really funny.
It was.
But I was watching one of the little memes
and they said when Shorty said that she was
25.
What the fuck?
It's false. No way. Not this time. We created it.
Not this time. No. Not this time. It's totally made up.
Pure fiction. It's fiction. It's fiction. We made it up.
We made this one. It's a made up tale. It's fiction. It's fiction. We made it up. We made this one. It's a made-up tale.
It's a total fabrication. It never happened. It never happened. This one. What is that
from? Turn it off. It never happened. It's false. Ah, new job alert. We need new ones.
No, it's coming. This is going in the computer. It never happened. No way. We got you no let's make this a drop tonight what the
fuck
this is from that show
he look like Ricky Gervais who is that
this is when the Star Trek dude
did that show
it was a long time ago and it was true or false
and they presented you with a crime
and you had to determine
whether it was real or not or what
stories was fake so at the end
he would always be like it's false it's false it's never happened it's a fake it's fiction
it's an urban legend no way not a chance we got you we got you. We got you. We made this one up.
We made up this one.
We made it up.
Not this time.
Wrong.
Not this time.
Not this time.
You're wrong.
Not this time.
It never happened.
It's false.
Nope.
People are stupid, man.
The internet. Wait.
She said, I'm 25
no way
it's false
it never happened
we made it up
you're wrong
screen record that
and send it to Parks
right now
to make an audio drop
but why they started
calling the courtside
Karen
she was yelling like racist racist shit
at LeBron I mean I'm sure there was a racist undertone she was yelling shit at him and
saying that he was saying some shit and he didn't say no shit
she was there with her husband she allegedly is 25 the husband is 60 years old he looked like he
had a lot of money he and she looked like he had a lot of money,
and she looked like he spent a lot of money on her.
Apparently, the husband is a Hawks fan,
and he's hated LeBron for 10 years.
Reminds me of me hating Jordan and Kobe as a Knicks fan.
LeBron has done a lot of evil things to the Hawks.
That one postseason where he got rid of Toronto with the game winner
and Atlanta with the game winner, he was just out there bugging.
Floater off the glass from the baseline.
That Hawks team was.
Lefty.
LeBron was bugging that year.
So as a Hawks fan, I would understand hating him.
That Hawks team was really good.
They just let the people back in the stadium,
back in the gym, not the stadium.
Just let the people back in there.
Husband gets the curse in that.
LeBron, LeBron says something back. Now the wife gets up and in that lebron lebron says something back now the wife
gets up and she feel like she got to say something she says that lebron said shut the fuck up bitch
and this is why i love white people because sometimes you just make up a lie that you know
can't exist with a white lady narrative courtside karen newsflash maybe you don't know. That's one of our more powerful blacks. If there's one person that cannot publicly say, shut the fuck up, stupid bitch.
If you think there's not a mic or a camera right in pause on his lips.
Sorry.
Sorry, Karen.
But it is.
I mean.
LeBron didn't say that.
He didn't say that. He didn't say that.
I just think it's funny
that as soon as they let people
back in the gym,
this is what happens.
LeBron had to be like,
yo,
see,
clear the gym,
man.
Clear the gym.
I'm not doing this.
Listen,
man,
harassing from court side is,
she's white-ly.
Well,
she put out a statement.
White-ly.
Listen,
man,
my jokes are better than y'all
give me credit for.
It's cool.
Rory Hyde gives you credit. That's fine. Shout out to my people. She did put out a statement. Whiteley. She did. My jokes are better than y'all give me credit for. It's cool. Rory Hyde gives you credit.
That's fine.
Shout out to my people.
She did put out a statement saying, yo, my behavior is unacceptable and it was wrong
and blah, blah, blah.
I drank a little gin.
She said, I was a little drunk.
She said, what sports without fans did argue?
You know she did.
White ladies love gin and gin makes you act like an asshole.
She said you're a little tipsy.
But yeah, man.
That's it.
And apparently somebody dug up some old tweets of hers, and she's been a racist, apparently.
What?
Her?
No way.
Yes, Rory.
Could you believe it?
No fucking way.
Could you believe it?
Her?
I can...
Listen, all her friends around her said that she could never imagine this behavior it? No fucking way. Could you believe it? Listen, all her
friends around her said that she could never
imagine this behavior ever happening.
Not this time.
Not this time.
It's totally made up.
Pure fiction. It's fiction.
It's fiction. We made it up.
We made this one up. It's a made up tale.
It's a totally made up tale.
It never happened.
Whoever edited this said it was right. Shout out out to you I wish we could credit you it's a fake it's an urban legend that never it's an urban legend we got
we got you we got you buddy we got you, buddy. We got you.
What do you want us to do?
It's over.
Oh, Courtside Karen says about last night.
Courtside Karen is also hilarious.
Shout out to LeBron for that.
That's just funny.
To say things escalated quickly at yesterday's game is an understatement, and I want to apologize for losing my cool and removing my mask in the heat of the moment.
My husband is a
huge sports fan and we're passionate people and let's be real sports wouldn't be sports without
a little trash talking ha ha ha what should have been a quick back and forth between two adults
cut out a hand and my natural instinct to stand up for the man i love kicked in did i get defensive
when that happened yes did i use offensive language when I could have taken the higher road?
Yes.
And for these things, I take full responsibility.
Thank you, Courtside Karen.
No, thank you, Courtside Karen's PR team that typed that up.
Think she got a PR team?
I think her husband is a millionaire and paid for that quite quickly.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Let's see what else
is happening. Nothing else
is happening on my list. I'm cool.
Method Man's wife
responds to Wendy. I'm not
even going to give that story any more light
because I believed every word that his wife
said.
I've been told that's been a nasty exchange
for her.
Still stopping the stock.
More does more of a bank account.
Blizzard 2021.
That's a sick thing to write in your phone.
Why am I the only guy that you fucked in a week?
Table that one.
I'm not mad at that.
Let's save that for Saturday. Am I flying like that?
It was just me that beat in a week?
All right, forget it.
Save all, just write it down.
All right.
Listen, I'd appreciate you telling me that rather than I've never, I don't usually do this.
Yeah.
They can't get that off no more.
No, that's impossible to get off.
They usually do that.
They do still try it.
I actually would respect if she came in the room and said,
yo, I usually do this, and I know what time it is.
I know the night I'm in for.
I know exactly how to do this.
This is what I do.
I'm excited for this night.
I know the night I'm in for.
I don't know how many bleeps on this podcast, but fuck it, that's Park's job.
We are getting out of here.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see Let's see how we doing this on the sleeper tip
Kevin Ross snuck one out on me
Pause
I don't like that, Kevin
This one is called God is a Genius
Brand new Kevin Ross, let's go
Hold up, wait a minute
Before we take this to the limit
Wanna make sure that you're in it
Can't be the only one that gets us through
Only time will help us see it
But you got to believe it
You know that love can change like seasons
But being you it feels so good
Know that wrong wasn't built in a day But you feel that you can't be afraid
You know that fear only gets in the way It's not complicated, but I'm trying to say
You must be a genius For me and you wouldn't be here
I know this was ever since I don't believe in coincidence
I know, know, know that there's a chance
So everything comes down for a reason
I know that there's everything
I don't believe in coincidence
Oh no, no, no, no, no
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Lucky day, better hurry up
Better hurry up, buddy, huh?
Whoa!
Push the heat and you disappear like it's magic, yeah
Sitting there waiting like we in traffic, yeah
Like a roller coaster, just move it backwards, yeah
Maybe wanna go and roll up the backwoods, yeah
Try to find another, but I can't lie
But we wanna be sober when we get this high
This is one of those feelings that you can't just buy
You gotta be a scholar just to know that
What's wrong was it better than today?
What you feel is you can't be afraid
You know that feeling gets in the way
It's not complicated, what I'm trying to say is
You must be genius
Only you would be, yeah
I know this was heaven sent
Don't forget that Patreon is live right now.
Sign up, sign up, sign up.
Genius
So everything comes down for a reason
I know that you're heaven sent
I don't believe in coincidence
Oh, no, no
Bring the strings in.
Uh-oh
What y'all thought?
Y'all thought he was gonna have him two-stepping without no guitars?
When was the last time you heard some guitars massage my joint?
Wait a minute!
No front on that, Corey
No front on that
I like this song
I told you Kevin Rowe.
I don't even want to be the U.A. to the party on this record, God.
Wait. I'm the U.A. to the party. It came out a month ago.
No, it didn't.
December 20th.
I think this song is over.
Oh, the song.
You're right.
The song.
I'm talking about the album.
I just heard it on the album.
Okay, okay.
I just heard it on the album.
Got it.
This was like a single or something?
This was a single, yeah.
Kevin Ross, you need a better promo.
Wow.
The fuck is going on?
You put guitars on this?
Man, what's going on, Kevin?
He smoked that.
I don't care what niggas say, he smoked that.
That was dope.
I got a nice little two-step joint for y'all.
Give me something.
Let me do my woo walk.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't need that?
It's not that one. It's not that one. All right. Yeah no it's not that one it's not that one all right yeah it's not that one thank god no that's cool
he's not from flatbush it's all right this uh is my guy unusual demont this is pine this is
available on all dsps today when you're hearing this nice little nice little two-step joint
Bare Feet Volume 1 is on the way. But inside your clay lines, let me touch you in straight lines Keep a space for me
Give you what you need
I'm here on my knees
Baby, please believe
Know that I'm no better
I'm just in the mood
So come from my
I know you're out of effort
It ain't keeping you
So far tonight
I am it for you
Making sure I'm right for you
So hard tonight, I have it for you
Making sure I'm right for you
So hard tonight, looks like I
Fell to my demise
Green took out your eyes
But I can't say I doubt it
You were so astounded when I found it
You can keep the space for me I found it
Keep the space for me
Give you what you need
I'm here on my knees
Baby please believe Know that I'm no better
I'm just in the mood
So come from my annoyance
I'll never keep me keeping you
So far tonight I'm not waiting for you
Making sure I'm crying for you, making sure I'm right for you
So I can love you tonight
I'm crying for you, making sure I'm right for you
So I can love you tonight
Know that I'm no better, I'm just in the mood
So come from Mars, I know you're out of the field
And I'm keeping you so for tonight
I'm right for you, I can't believe it
Right for you
it's my guy unusual demont that's pine that's out everywhere right now that that kid is extremely
talented I'm looking forward to see what happens with him.
Because he's two for two on his first two releases.
All right.
And play a joint from Rock Marcy.
Shout out to Mount Marcy Project.
This is COVID Cough.
Yeah.
Give a step, bitch, hold up.
No lie on your head, boy. Yeah. Niggas playin' round till it's man down I'm the illest nigga, hands down
Air mouth, air mouth Niggas playin' round till it's man down
I'm the illest nigga, hands down
Am out
Am out
You know who we came for
You know who gave the heart a hook, ain't jaw
What's all the shade for?
The numbers on the 380, we shaved off
30 shots, sprayed off
Take you off like a stray dog
Your days are short like the rain sport
Pop an 8-space champagne cork
Paint your brain on the wall, a 40 bulldog
My aerosol, knock a eyeball out your skull
Flush you out that hole you been hiding in
You high on the list, the homies gon' fly you away
Oh, you must've forgot I'm rich, I'm a project kid
And you my next project kid
Bitch, should've had you fixed Should've had you a wrench
A drill, bitch Shit, I ain't did a drill in a bit
Give him a clip, bet he squeal like a pig Life's a bitch
Just try to throw grits on the pimp and miss Your shit like 10% diss
Niggas is lit like a tennis link Daddy, you haven't said anything
With the pen, they say I'm Hemingway
I'm a heavyweight, I'm better than niggas in every way
Sky Dwelly, this Perrier
This the cherry on the cake
You most definitely getting spanked
After the gank, your old lady engaged in hanky-panky
I'm in the pussy doing the stanky leg
Fuck
Fuck I'm in the pussy doing the stanky leg How you don't love me like the wind do?
You headphones, I'm hands on
In and out the way I handle
You flirting with them candles
You looking ladylike
Pussy trying to swim with the sharks
Nigga, we navy high
Barely seen my platinum in gold
Nigga, I'm really nice
The cat's peeled, the white dove rose
I could make butterfly, I don't have the time like those
Rather make mothers cry, the hit maker slid down home
Because I'm certified, bonafide to knock knock gone
Tell me what homicide, the numbers why my teeth like gold
Nigga I rap a lot, spin your block
You drop snitching on the ground, you half a cop
I'm in the game, you tryna share my stats, huh
I grab the drum out the backpack to boom bap that, yeah
Normally I use it just to scratch my back, huh
Don't gotta hang with rappers when your contract max, huh
Don't need a hundred niggas when you built like that, let's get it, huh
Talking out your ass, you must got me confused
Cause I will not lose, I got nothing to prove
I sold 20, made 20, I'm in the shadow of who?
I'm in the battle with who?
That nigga sweet in my tooth Just a rock in my shoe, can't stumble my groove
Must I humble this dude, bruh, pity the fool You can't sit at my table, can't be in my room
Just a muss in my pits, tryna swing for my dick
Just a butt when I flick, why I goo when I bick?
Just a burp when I'm drunk.
You the ash from the blunt.
It don't matter the clumps.
All you niggas is sluts.
You're really one of the ones I could never be done.
I'm broke.
That's Kovacoff, Rock Marciano of his Mount Marcy project.
I'm ready for a school boy album.
I'll tell you that much.
I just quickly want to note that Savon, we've talked about say Vaughn moving to the city Upper East
Side right right more through on the rock Marciano that that Long Island shit
that real shit right and say Vaughn is no longer in the room who is he say Vaughn
got scared when that real Long Island shit came on that's a fact That's a fact. That's a fact. Fuck, I ran right up the steps.
That's a fact.
I ain't living up to Eastside now.
He's a gossip girl, though.
That's cool.
My guy Scream Man
sat right in that seat, though.
Facts.
Mobile in all the words.
I heard him.
Chilling.
I heard him.
Now he knew the words.
Different part of L.I.
We'll play some off this
Godfrey.
Nah, go rep Central Ice Loop. We'll play some off this Godfaheim. Nah, go ref Central Ice Loop.
We'll play some off this
Godfaheim and Yerro
Drew project.
This is canon.
Shout out Drew.
If I got a fight
to get you in the game,
that's a problem.
That's a problem.
You want players
that are gym rats,
players that want to be
in the game,
that want to work.
And then from there
you build on top of that.
But if you're lazy, man,
I'm going to talk to you.
I'm going to deal with you, you're gonna make me feel darker
You know, you're lowering my level, I don't think so
Go over there
I took initiative and bossed up, it was a must
A champion made in the gym, nothing was given to us
I eat the heart out the weak and chop the head off a sheet
And lay the vocals down sleek and give you death over beats
I'm a legend like the legend that's elder, they not familiar
Before they give advice to propel you, they'd rather kill you
So my mind fixated on righteousness and riches
But if it's war, I put another devil on my hit list
Keep sixteen in the clipping, one in the head
My sixteen bar verses from the land of the dead
I make the blind see, they mesmerize like Ashanti
Keep some diamonds on my neck, cooler than a high seat
Now I see they get to hatin' from a distance Offended by persistence, cause my hustle is relentless
I play the cards to my advantage While they fallin', I'm still standin'
I guess I'm what you call a real cannon
Cap goin', that's the lesson of life Mad quotas, offer floaters, not the president's wife
I don't mean the first lady, every verb's crazy
Stay away from drugs, only benzos we cop is Mercedes
Told her I don't want to rental, the grind's uneventful
Spent countless nights practicing, mastering the fundamentals
Working on my farm, obsessively training
So by the time you seen everything raining it's the perfect storm
they said y'all got a cannon, demon arms, strategic planning, all organic, no streaming farms
see cats talking the same shit but they bought they followers and we ain't slipped no one a dollar to acknowledge us
rappers beyond sweet, who brought em in? the industry plant that rose out of concrete
don't water em, I ain't even got to discredit or vilify.
They can pack whole arenas and I know it's still alive.
Work, man.
Work.
That is the God Fahim and your old Drew Cannon
off the Wolf of Wall Street EP or album or whatever.
I don't care about what they call it.
I know Drew don't care about credit,
but Drew could rap like for real
for real. For real, for real, for real.
I think I had a lost Drew
verse from Rage, actually.
Matter of fact, I'd like to have Drew
on here. I think that would be a cool conversation.
Like, even not on some music shit.
He crushed some A-Rab shit for Joe that Joe got
scared and didn't want to put no bars on.
I know, I know. I was there.
I still got that shit somewhere. Yep, I remember when Joe was trying to put no bars on. I know. I was there. I still got that shit somewhere.
Yep. I remember when Joe
was trying to put together the posse
cut of the current rappers.
I remember that idea.
I think he just gave us some shit, too, actually.
But no, shout out to Drew. And I think
Drew would be a great guest.
Joe is one of the best
rappers in the world and never turned
down a date to dance.
I like it.
Okay.
That's not true.
That is true.
Who he didn't dance with, ball.
That is true.
Put him on the spot.
That is true.
Who you ain't dance with.
He ain't one of that Ab Soul Smoke.
He did avoid that dance.
Ab was on the dance floor dancing.
You guys keep naming instances
in which I was done with the project. You wasn't done. No, you were not. You avoid that dance. Ab was on the dance floor dancing. You guys keep naming instances in which I was done with the project.
You wasn't done.
No, you were not.
You had that early in the project.
You had that verse for a year.
Y'all did a whole second song after that.
Yeah, Dwayne's song didn't get done until after you had that verse.
No, that was for Loose Quarter.
He did the other Ab Soul because Ab came to Jersey and they did that one.
All right, who else I ran from?
Droog, Ab Soul.
We were joking about the Droog.
This list is getting great.
No, you didn't run from Droog.
I remember when that whole thing happened.
I don't know about nobody else.
And by the way, Soul and Droog, you can run from.
T-Rock.
T-Rock.
Who else?
Shout out to Soul and T-Rock.
Who else I ran from?
Dirkio.
No, just the black-lipped the black Had to run from Dirkio
Thank God he wasn't out
When I was trying to get lit
Right who else?
Nah
Absolutely
Come on give me some more
Of your lists
I didn't have a list
Cause after this list
I'm gonna tell you
Who Rory ran from
Chet Hanks
Chet Hanks
Who?
Chet
Chetty Chet
Who Rory ever ran from
In real life?
Chet Hanks Chetty Chet Yo this list could ran from In real life Chetty Chet
Yo this list
Could get crazy
Let's end it
Let's end it
Chetty Chet
This list could get crazy
Look Rory Ball
And his
Tom Young
Joseph Camora
Jojo Pellegrino
And Jojo Pellegrino
That's my guy
Logic
Don't do that
That's my guy South Star Who else't do that. That's my guy.
South Star.
Who else you was?
Who else Rory ran from?
I was a little nervous
at South Star.
Irving Plaza security.
Who else?
No.
I was trying to get them away
so I could find Duke.
No, that was Webster Hall.
That wasn't Irving Plaza.
That security,
Webster Hall's too?
No.
Who else? I was trying to keep security away from me.
I think SOB security.
Nah, those are my people.
Come on.
Spotify security.
Daniel Ack.
By the way, Spotify security took us all out of that building.
Where he was running from Daniel Ack.
I'll sign you guys,
but I got to fight the white boy.
No, it's great
that that's a good joke
because we know
jokes come from
shit we know
isn't actually going to happen.
That's funny
because we all know
Rory never ran from anything
in real life.
Never ran from a bee?
No, no.
Rory will go right away
in real life and lose. I'm not running from nothing. You never ran from a bee when it was flying will go right away in real life and lose I'm not
running from nothing you never ran from a bee when it was flying by your head
yeah shit no I don't really fuck with bees yeah that's that's the person you gotta be
scared of I'm ready to lose this fight let's go I am a first ballot
Hall of Fame suppressor, Parks.
What are you talking about?
That's all I run from.
The only thing I don't run from
is physical contact.
You know the fucked up part?
Is that where a boxing gym is open
and we both could go and spar?
Fucked up part about like Finally getting comfortable
And settling into a career lane
And finally having a higher power
Get the universe to start working in your favor
Start making a couple dollars
And then you realize
All the bitches you want to fuck
Don't really know anything about
The career choice that you've chosen.
No.
And then when you try to explain it to them,
like, nah, this is why I'm dope.
I talk.
Matter of fact, table this.
Yo, I be talking.
I talk to my friends real dope.
Man, wow.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Write this down.
This is a Saturday topic.
Is he going to write this down?
No, it's a topic.
Like, tomorrow This Patreon announcement
Gonna come out
All the chicks I wanna fuck
They not gonna post it
They not gonna care
But they won't understand it
They gonna know what's happening
What's that
Like my mom did
Yo sometimes your comparisons
And things you bring in
As examples
Just ain't the right ones
Nah you just gotta
I mean we gonna save this
for another episode
but you just gotta
break it down
in a way where
they'll understand it
when the girls
be like yo
what you do
be like yo
alright put it like this
we can go to Turks
every weekend if you want
what type of dude
you think
had your mom's
head on a swivel
like doing a double take
in a club
back in the day
I met him
he tried to give me
a basketball
I said yo I got one
look what niggas tried to give me a basketball. I said, yo, I got one.
Look what niggas tried to give Rory as a kid.
A basketball.
Yeah, go play with this
for $60.
He tried to get me
out the house.
I know.
In retrospect,
he was trying to beat.
Go in the backyard
and shoot this 600 times.
Go ahead.
Don't come in to me. No, I didn't have a roof. I know. He made me go to the park. Yeah ahead. Don't come in until you make 50.
No, I didn't have a roof.
I know he made me go to the park.
Yeah.
I had to walk way down the block.
He wanted some more time.
In hindsight, you remember your mom trying to force her boyfriend on you.
Like, hey, it's Joey's birthday.
Nigga didn't care.
Yo, this was a real good pod in a new spot. Fuck that little big-ass nigga. Oh, man.
Yo, this was a real good pod in a new spot.
Congratulations to Parks.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Congratulations to me for being that nigga once again.
Hey.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you adieu, farewell, adios, hasta la vista, so la vista so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as
if it's all that we have last but not least remember that the baddies are insecure the
stagnant women want you to travel with them and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab a ibuprofen and enjoy your headache.
We'll be back Monday and Wednesday and Friday.
Hey!
Some days in between.
Hair horn out this bitch.
Some days in between if you pay for that 25.
We all know!
What's that word?
Some days in between if you pay for that 25, too. Yeah's that word? Some days in between if you pay for that 25, too.
Yeah, sure enough.
You might get seven days of content.
Hey, talk to these niggas, Rory.
Hey, when Stevie came in the studio at 13 years old doing all this,
sorry, Diana Ross and the Supremes, y'all have to move.
Hey, Holland Dozier Holland, Thanks for writing that. Move.
What's that?
The Temptations?
Hey, sorry y'all.
David Ruffin.
David Ruffin. Sorry.
And then once Stevie grew a little bit
then this young kid named Michael came in
and bought everybody.
Next podcast I will talk about
How
Being
Being outside
When a song came out
Just makes a difference
In the experience
Like
I hate temptations
My girl
Like today
I really hate it
But watching the Motown doc
Man
That was like
That was like
All of the lights
Yeah
How
Wait
How dare you do that to my girl?
My girl is way higher than all of the lights.
Well, Saturday when we come in, I'll tell you about where I went wrong with that record.
Okay.
I think it's a common mistake that we make.
Oversaturating.
There's hits that I was outside for that I hate that are still top tier.
It just hurt me too much.
It became too commercialized.
Yeah, exactly.
My Girl was one of those.
Too commercialized.
Cool in the Gang.
There was two Cool in the Gangs, too.
And the Cool in the Gangs.
A couple different gangs.
Not everyone's gang gang.
The Cool in the Gang.
You're on a roll.
The Cool in the Gang.
It's too hot.
Don't do it.
Too hot, baby.
I can see how niggas hated that cool in the game.
Like, get that commercial bullshit out of here.
That's not cool in the game.
Whatever.
I feel the dream of life in my feet.
I'm not finished.
I'm gonna make it night and day.
Hope y'all enjoyed the new pod, the new energy, the new vibes, the new digs.
There's some of y'all out there saying that we got a little different, but that's the goal.
You want the old shit,
check the old pods,
you heard?
I'm going out here
to do some of the things
I like to do, man.
Rasta pasta,
naked chef and all that.
I mean,
what you doing
in the naked chef?
You like spicy food?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, yeah, no. You like yeah. No. Yeah, no.
You like curry?
No, no, I love curry.
Love it.
Just put it on the celery.
Some bitch in there making curry salad.
That's the best salad I have ever had.
Curry salad.
Let it ride out.
Well, if you ever let Shorty really cook curry in your house.
Nah, let Rory talk.
Everything is covered in curry. The celery included. Whether it was around it ride out. Well, if you ever let Shorty really cook curry in your house. Nah, let Rory talk. Everything is covered in curry.
The celery included.
Whether it was around it or not.
Your towels.
No, you have to close every door and seal every room.
If you want your clothes to smell like curry that day.
It's cool.
Everyone heard this DJ.
Not everyone ate curry for real.
No, this is stupid. Until the day that each time things are made for us Until the day that it's a day that I come for Until the day that each time things are made for us
Until the day that each time things are made for us
Until the day that each time things are made for us
Until the day that you want me at night