The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 414 | "Mashed Potatoes"
Episode Date: February 10, 2021On this episode: Joe, Rory, Mal and Parks recap their Super Bowl weekends (23:48) by reviewing Joe’s chef, the Chiefs/Buccaneers game performance, The Weeknd’s trivial half-time show (40:00), Tom ...Brady (25:30), his verbal altercations with Tyrann Mathieu, and whether he or Serena Williams is the real GOAT (53:45). They discuss Malcolm & Marie (58:25), Netflix’s newest film starring Zendaya and John David Washington, and Rory shares his experience with getting his cords broken (1:13:55). Bow Wow and Papoose are retiring from rap (2:01:05), and the guys break down low self esteem (2:06:30) as well as the timing of a rapper’s retirement (2:28:20). Joe shares that he feels triggered by the retirement discussion, and Mal suggests that maybe he just wasn’t that good at making music (2:37:30). New close friends additions, contrasting threesomes, and much more! For more exclusive content: become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast at www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Victoria Monét - “F.U.C.K.” Rory | goodboy noah - “tie down” Mal | Sy Ari da Kid - “For Sade” Parks | Albee Al - “Cell” (Ft. Greaz)
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We gotta get that off.
Come on.
No.
Listen, I didn't make this up.
We can't name the artist though.
Why?
No, no, no.
We can't do that.
It's such a good versus though.
I'm saying.
Can I do that?
More.
We can't do that.
More.
We can say, we can say, that's funny though.
The idea of that is funny.
I think, I think the gays win it.
I'm gonna say, I'm going with the gays.
I think the gays win it.
Well, just give me the two gays.
And if the questionables are with the gays. I was gonna say, what about like the bisexuals? They're with the gays. I think the gays win it. Well, just give me the two gays. And if the questionables are with the gays?
Yeah, I was going to say, what about the bisexuals?
They're with the gays.
Yeah.
OK.
If we do a gay-authored love song versus a straight-authored love song versus, look at
the gays' lineup.
It's wild.
Is all I'm saying.
It's a tough.
There's some joints.
Think about it, Mom. The straights are getting smoked. Think about it. I agree. Think about it. I agree's some joints. Think about it. The streets are getting
smoked. I agree.
Think about it.
I mean, I
can name the names that have come out.
Luther is on the
gaze.
That's tough. What? Frank Ocean?
Frank is on the gaze.
Where does Mike lie?
On the...
Y'all gotta deal with Mike.? On the... Y'all got to deal with Mike.
Look at me, y'all.
Now I'm fluid.
Y'all got to deal with Mike.
I'm on the winner's side, huh?
I just didn't want to see y'all...
And both sides can play Prince.
Corey is old enough to know what the newspaper was saying when the kids was coming.
Yeah, we can't do that, though.
Let me tell y'all what the daily news... Boy, was they disrespectful when Mike was having kids. Yeah, we can't do that, though. Let me tell y'all what the Daily News, the boy was
they disrespectful when Mike was having kids.
Like, all right, man. All right. I just don't
want to name names. Y'all right, but
we can't name names. They're gays.
I know Whitney kissed a girl. Rest in peace.
I see.
No, I can't. See? I mean her.
You shook now. I shook. I shook
to be straight. I'm just staying away from names. You shook to be straight.
I'm just staying away from names. Did I put Whitney in that? Oh, you scared straight. No, no, no, no. I'm just staying away from names. You shook to be straight. I'm just staying away from names. Did I put Whitney in that?
Oh, you scared straight.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just staying away from names.
That show is telling me about more.
Oh, you scared straight now.
I'm staying away from names.
If somebody didn't publicly come out and say they're gay,
I will not be naming no names here.
That's all I'm saying.
All we're saying is that the gays are wearing them.
George Michael.
George Michael is happening.
Freddie Mercury's.
In the gay fashion.
The gay-authored love songs versus the straight author.
Like, I'm with that.
That would be a great battle.
Hey, the mystery surrounding the whole Teddy P car accident puts him on the gays.
See, see, see.
Yo, Marvin Gaye fucked Richard Pryor.
They get Marvin too?
Oh, man.
See, see, see.
All right.
I'm going to find a song.
This isn't Patreon.
Okay, finding a song. This isn't Patreon. Okay, finding a song.
You can't do that.
I'm finding a song to play.
Oh, look at my baby right there.
I was beating off.
Hey.
So now Rory's seen both yours and Ball's.
Yo, Rory, look.
Rory always looking.
I'm on the gay artist
That wasn't me
That wasn't me Rory
I don't know what you saw
But that wasn't
I didn't see it
I didn't see it
Somebody just said it was you
Nah yeah
Now they lying on me man
My baby giving it up for me
Why they lying on me like that
Yo
Yo
You know you a sick nigga
Never me
Snitches Like In general Hypothetically you a sick nigga? Never me. Snitches.
In general.
Hypothetically.
You a sick nigga.
Opening up the combo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You a sick nigga when you bring over the side chick and then put your mane on the screen like, look at this.
Nice, right?
That's gangsta.
Look, you like this right
She nice right
You want to do the opposite
Nah I like that way better though
I like having the side
And then putting the main on the screen
That's what I'm saying
That's okay
The opposite
You out of your fucking mind
Lock the knives up
Babe what you think about her
Babe gonna tell you What you think about her.
Babe has already told you what she thought about her because she had a suspicion.
Uh-oh.
Suspicion.
Suspicion.
And a suspicion.
And they had a conversation.
They've already talked.
Damn.
And Shorty held it down.
Yeah, by the time they bring the conversation to you, the women have talked already.
I don't know why men think that we're the first to get the news. We're always the last to know. The women have talked already. I don't know why men think that we're just getting, we're the first to get the news.
Like,
we're always the last to know.
The women have already
congregated.
Damn.
Unless she thorough
and then she texting you,
wow,
she's having a conversation
with the man.
Allegedly.
All alleged.
This is what I've seen
in the movies.
Did y'all see
Malcolm and Marie?
I did.
Did you?
I did.
You didn't see it, Rory?
I did not, no.
Joe, did you see it?
Not yet. Give me the premise. No, no,? I did not, no. Joe, did you see it? Not yet.
Give me the premise.
No, no, no.
This is a topic.
No, I'm not talking about it until y'all have seen it.
This was a big to-do out there.
No, more off.
That's not how this works.
What do you mean?
This was a big to-do.
So why didn't you watch it?
We'll see it.
Who is picking the thumbnails on the Joe Budden Network?
You hate all of us, don't you?
You think Mandy likes that photo
i said the network all right valentine's day special limited edition episode podcast
it's limited no but as i was home thinking of ways to set ourselves apart from the competition
that's one of the things i came up with special limited edition podcast remember how supreme got
all you idiots to buy it you fucking morons hey we only made 10 of these cop it while it's hot
that's individually numbering stream what a bunch of. What would this podcast be if I didn't think
somebody was an idiot?
Special Valentine's Day
limited edition episode.
I was playing this
on the way over.
I'm giving it to...
Hey.
Wait, we have an episode
coming out
after this before Valentine's Day.
Never mind.
You know what?
Yo, listen.
I missed you, bro.
I was just letting him rock, but I know we have a show before Valentine's.
Nah, get it off.
Your phone is ringing.
My ex?
That does not say my ex.
Does that say my ex on it?
Oh, my ex Terry.
That's not what that says.
Oh, she must have been a special ex.
That's not what that says.
You're brave.
Hate to store that in the phone.
My ex, Terry, that I love the most.
That's not what that says at all.
My ex, Terry, that I would get back with immediately if I was given the opportunity.
My ex, Terry, I still check on through my last five relationships.
Oh, she's calling.
That's not what that said.
And I'm trying to read the text message to make sure everything's okay.
Because this person doesn't call me unless it's an emergency.
I know, I know.
I know, I know.
I know she don't.
Wait, now that I said that out loud, it's an emergency.
It's an emergency.
No, no, she might need you right now.
All right, I'm giving them taste.
Listen, some of the people that have to go out and get Valentine's Day prepared,
ooh, the preparation.
It take longer than just a few days, man.
You got to plan out weeks out.
Take a week, maybe two weeks if you're getting that little Instagrammable box of roses
that are fake and
smell good with the scent you seen it under the sponsored post it's everywhere you seen you
seen it it's all over your phone yeah you seen it i thought about serving them up a little bit of
that but i was like nah nah yeah nah just gotta separate yourself nah nah not that you can't do
what they doing nah never never do they do they. Do you. Never. Hey, Fox.
Listen.
Let's start the show.
You want to pod through the Terry emergency on?
Mic check, mic
check. One, two, one, two.
Wait a minute!
I'm giving him... I'm full of
save on excuse. What if someone died?
That didn't work when he used it.
Savon, hold up.
You thought that shit was going to work, right?
Yo, someone died.
It was the confidence in which he said it.
But somebody died.
Was it someone I knew?
No.
You said no?
Because you ain't hop out and check up in the Chevy.
You ain't get your. You ain't get your...
You ain't get your...
What's homie's name?
Booty tag?
Spider-Man?
No, just play the record.
Peter Parker.
Don Lemon.
Play the record, man.
Don Lemon.
Alex Trebek.
He's reporting on who's done it.
Play the record.
Well, he was on the Queensborough Bridge in Spider-Man.
That was a big one.
He was trying to save lives.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Savon Parker.
Special limited Valentine's Day edition of the best podcast in the world.
I'm starting this out with a little Horace Brown taste your love,
because this weekend I am gonna taste love
You afraid?
You afraid?
Terrified.
Afraid?
Erickson's Puerto Rican.
He been tasting the love.
Savon lost a girl to a trainer.
He's tasting the love now.
And why would Puerto Ricans be scared of tasting love?
Especially when you're not Puerto Rican.
No, Erickson's Puerto Rican, so he's not scared of tasting love. No, I said Harrison is Puerto Rican so he's not scared
of tasting love.
Puerto Rican is still
not Puerto Rican.
Wait, what'd you say?
He's still not Puerto Rican.
Yes, he is.
He's in my head.
I don't care about him.
That man is not Puerto Rican.
What do you think
he is in real life?
He's Dominican.
Harrison, are you Dominican?
He's only said it
every episode.
He says it every month.
I gotta get to that.
He comes in here with those thotos point like, yo, fam, listen.
I'm going to leave these right here.
But Dominicans eat a lot of pussy too, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's not Puerto Rican.
Mom, you eating a lot of pussy this weekend.
No.
I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why you just throwing a lot of pussy in my face?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why you just throwing a lot of pussy in my face?
Because enough of these lies for the 2021. Yeah, I'm not eating a lot of pussy this weekend. Yo,. Why are you just throwing a lot of pussy in my face? Because enough of these lies for the 2021.
Yeah, I'm not eating a lot of pussy this weekend.
Yo, you can't talk and listen, my guy.
I can't.
I heard you.
See, I still hear you.
Before you got here, Maul, I told them.
Go ahead, bro.
Get your shit off me.
I just said, hmm.
I told them that 2020 Maul, 2021 Maul, ooh, different.
But then I was like, that's not true.
You've been a little trash, 2021.
But new parks, crib.
I've been trash.
Listen, new.
My back hurts from carrying you, buddy.
Look at me.
I'm fucked up over here.
Yours too?
Yeah.
I got to use a Theragun.
Everybody's carrying Joe, huh?
Yeah.
Everyone.
Oh, my God.
Look, oh, my God.
That's what you do when your back hurts.
Yeah.
Listen, new-
You've been on a Patreon victory lap.
We've been carrying this fucking thing.
New Parks Crib Mall sicko mode.
When the beat drops, second half of sicko mode is what you've been.
Okay.
Why did I start talking about this again? I have no idea.
You just said I have no idea. We were talking about who was scared to eat pussy.
Oh! But the
narrative stops today.
Today we take this pod
and think to the next level with more
unfilteredness. No, you won't.
More transparency.
Wait, hold on. Eating pussy
is past me getting fucked
by a priest
yeah like
what are you talking about
I don't know how you go higher
yeah
what are you talking about
whenever the beat
whenever
what are you talking about
right after the beat
ooh
all eats pussy
yeah
like oh
now they're pushing
the envelope
this man told you
he got followed
by father fucking
whatever his name
father O'Neal
father O'Neal put some respect on his name was. Father O'Malley. Father O'Malley.
Put some respect on his name.
And still text him.
And on my ass.
Yeah, yeah.
He told us he still texted you.
Put some respect on my ass.
It's disgusting.
Maul, the fake narrative stopped today.
You are auditioning for no one.
This Valentine's Day weekend.
I won't be doing anything.
You're eating pussy.
I'm not.
Well, I am.
Good.
Are you?
Sure.
You? Er. You?
Erickson?
See?
Savon?
See, you got a will to.
Trying to make a ruin to his life.
Yeah.
Alex?
Just say yes.
Just say yes.
You got to get out.
You nasty fuck.
He got to get out.
He got to get out.
He got to get out.
He got to get out. You can out He gotta get out He can't
You can't look niggas in the eyes
No I'm like honestly
Uncomfortable
Alex
Where's HR
By the way
Do we have HR
He called my bluff
Me saying fucked by a Catholic preach
And him putting his tongue out like that
He was worse
Yeah yeah yeah
He stepped it up
Don't stick your tongue out
Yeah yeah
And swirl it around
Holy shit
Swirl it
He did the helicopter just now What's wrong with this guy over here man This nigga's crazy Don't stick your tongue out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And swirl it around. Holy shit. Swirl it.
He did the helicopter just now.
What's wrong with this guy over here, man?
This nigga's crazy.
This nigga had flashbacks.
He thought the clit was right in front of him.
Is that what he does when it's in front of him?
Listen, man.
The fuck motion was that?
I don't know what guys do when the clit is on their mouth.
I don't know. The clit's in the middle, nigga.
Hopefully.
Nigga, tongue all to the side.
What the fuck you got going on?
I don't think it's in the middle.
Oh, it's centered.
It's, yeah, whatever.
It should be, hopefully.
Hopefully.
It's centered.
Not in the middle, but it's centered.
Yeah, hopefully.
Wait, that's not the middle.
I'm trashing everything,
so I can never find it.
But I just don't think it's in the middle.
It's like,
it's a little higher than the middle.
It's the top middle.
It's centered.
That's all I'm saying. I give a long lick up and down, so I just make sure I catch it. Just in case a little higher than the middle. It's the top middle. It's centered. That's all I'm saying.
I give a long lick up and down, so I just make sure I catch it.
Just in case I'm in it all.
Is it in her asshole?
I'm going to try that.
He's touching the belly button and just.
Some of them will tell you it is in their asshole.
Like, no, my clit's in my ass.
Listen, man.
That would have been a bad father o'neill joke you can't even play this record for seven weeks. They won't understand the jam.
I'm on fire.
And the taste of your love is all I desire.
Yeah.
He meant that shit.
Let me give you the next two.
I want to get freaky.
Discreetly.
Behind closed doors. Discreetly?
You're telling the world.
Hickies on your neck.
That's not discreet.
Hickies on your...
That's not discreet at all.
I want to get freaky, discreetly, behind closed doors.
Let me love you down.
Oh, let me rub you down.
I forgot the words.
Hey.
Wait on it. I won't deny. Who is Harvey Brown? There ain't nothing I won't deny. I forgot the words. Hey! Where's Harvey Brown?
He's the type of guy you get if you're on Rock Nation.
Probably.
Jay running around signing,
Yo, I like that song you came out with back in the day.
Join the rock.
Remember how hard it was to get on Rockefeller?
Now you just gotta sing and you're on Rock Nation.
I like that little jammy jam you put out 30 years ago.
Here's a contract.
Come sign over here to the rock.
That was stupid.
Not only am I eating pussy this week in 15 minutes,
and we'll start with something serious.
We were joking, man. There are things to get to.
About what?
To hove.
That we're making jokey jokes.
You know what?
Oh, I don't have my button.
Don't have my button.
Can this thing get out of here?
I miss when all R&B was about to be a pussy.
Yeah.
Like when I became of age to know that summer rain was not actually about the rain in the summertime.
And when he was saying, let it rain, let it rain on me.
Freaky.
What do you think it is?
That's what I'm giving them for Valentine's Day.
Shout out to the couples out there.
You know how we riding out.
I can't even hear it.
Yeah.
Do you?
Yeah.
Hold on, let me cut it off.
This is when niggas could get into their sexy talk interlude before the song start back.
You know this song, man.
Hold up, man.
You know the flavor.
Buzz me up, man. interlude before the song start back you know this song man hold up man you know the flavor romantic joe is in the building all podcast for the long today if you won't shout out to the lovebirds out there hey Hey! Oh, come back. That's a come back.
Thank you.
Hey!
Shout out to everybody
out there
that had to go to
Kay Jewelers this week
Hey
Seen a long line at sales this week
Shout out to you guys
I seen a lot of y'all over at the $300 counter at Tiffany's
That one counter
You know whatever's coming up
About $350 Hey Tiffany's that one counter, you know, whatever is coming up about 350
My god Cupid must have come and hit us all I feel the vibes and it's I feel the vibes today you guys You heard him say I'm gonna make love to you
Baby
Nah, keep going
I wanted Valentine's Day medley
Let him know
Come on, Maul
Come on, Maul
What she doing is
Come on and haul him by the park.
What the?
Who has the gall?
Yeah, don't hide it.
Come on, let's see what it is.
Yeah, I don't even know, man.
I can't get her a G-Wagon.
All right, we not doing that.
Can I get her a G-Wagon?
We not doing that.
No, not for Valentine's Day, y'all.
Because she don't expect that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you called me, baby?
Baby, you called me while I didn't even know.
Oh, you was just talking about her.
It's crazy that you called me.
Oh, my God.
That is crazy.
You didn't hear anything, did you? Oh, my God. That is crazy. Yo, man. You didn't hear anything, did you?
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
Erase it from your memory.
Oh, my God.
Yo, this nigga is sick.
Yeah, I can't get the G-Wag.
Nah, yeah.
I don't know if you know me.
Not you.
What do you get the girl that has everything? Everything.
Oh, that was taping?
Hold up.
Back to my shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, give Rory his baby.
That's right.
We here now.
Yo, shout out to our first and last time listeners.
This week, I will not forget the drops.
I'm here this week.
Shout out to Cash App, the app that powers us, empowers us, sponsors us, enables us, tolerates us, and gives us money to trickle these girls.
112, Satan, I'm coming.
Kiss Basely, Rory. I love it. This girl's ass. Kiss me, Leroy!
I love it.
Scroll that.
Look at Moe wondering if there's a Benny the Butcher remix to this one for this week.
That's definitely it.
I want me love
She
I want me love
All I know
Is I'm rising
I'm rising
I'm rising Microphone check
One two
What is this
The J.B.P. boys
Bike the business
With Bazley
Cash app a girl On Valentine's Day man She don't gotta be a girl She don't gotta be a girl Just Cash app a girl on Valentine's
Day, man. She don't gotta be a girl.
She don't gotta be a girl. Just cash app a girl.
Just any girl. Go cash app her.
Energy.
Y'all niggas are sick.
Bentley Barty picking bags.
Bentley barking.
The lines that stick out to you are
hilarious.
Bentley Barty
birking bag. Bicking bag. Yeah. The lines that stick out to you are hilarious Bentley party Bentley party Birkin bag
Bikin bag
Yeah
Y'all heard what she said
That's it man
Shout out to our first and last time listeners
Shout out to some of you niggas that was riding
But gotta get dropped off
Everybody can't go
Things gotta change at some point
Shout out to our corporate sponsors
Advertisers
And shout out to the relationships
That from time and time
We need to massage sometimes
Just to make sure shit is good Shout out to all the artists out there shout out to the relationships that from time and time we need to massage sometimes just to make sure shit is good.
Shout out to all the artists out there.
Shout out to the creators out there.
Shout out to the ladies.
Huh?
I like that one.
And we here now, man.
Shout out to Patreon.
Who else do I need to shout out in the front?
Shout out to all the people that make this possible.
And shout out to the gang.
And gang is here.
Maul is here.
Rory is here.
Savon is here.
Alex is here. Corey is here. Parks is here here. Savon is here. Alex is here.
Corey is here.
Parks is here.
Erickson is here.
Cameron is here.
We put a TV in front of the watch and dryer.
It's a new studio.
300 niggas is upstairs.
New address.
Parks neighbors know we do a pod in here.
We in here, man.
300 niggas upstairs.
We in here now.
There's 300 niggas upstairs?
We in here now.
We here now.
I did see that tweet.
What's going on?
How's everybody feeling?
I'm going to have to come about this hoodie so I can really get in the pod form.
When the hoodie come off, that's like leaving the form up there.
Yeah.
And if you couldn't silence the haters even more, another week, another new hat.
Drip.
New week.
The drip.
How many hats does he have?
Can anyone answer the question?
Listen, I blow $950 on less.
This should not be $950.
I blow $950.
Let me check the workmanship.
This should not be $950.
Let me see the workmanship.
Hold up, man.
I'm not even talking to the white side of the room.
You want to check the workmanship?
Let me see.
Let me see Let me not talk to the
White side of the room
Where they might not appreciate
Style, soul, and flavor
Some of y'all seen
Some of y'all seen the red contrast
Off the black and the white
Listen man
Then you get one
You get one white boy
I get that at a gas station These white boys get one I get that in a gas tank. I get that in a gas tank.
You get one, white boy.
These white boys get one.
I can get that at a rest stop on the turnpike for $5.
As for me, I'm here.
Look how ignorant.
I'm here.
What are you talking about?
You've been here six years.
Get him Joey Kutcher.
Get your shit off, man.
Go ahead.
No, it's cool, man.
Go ahead.
Get your shit off.
I like that.
I ain't like the price.
Listen, they kill me when I wear my corduroy shit every day, get my $700 worth, whatever
it costs.
They're going to kill you, man.
Don't worry about it.
Now I go get a couple new lays.
Yeah, it's all right, though.
New head lays.
They're going to kill you.
They're going to kill you.
Man, bring back the Reds hat.
FedEx niggas shocked at the door.
Joe, that's you?
Yeah.
I didn't know you were a Trump supporter.
I mean,
everybody can't go.
You're right.
They might not get it.
Joe, is that,
you live here?
You from here?
Yeah.
Are you still in Jersey?
I mean, Roy,
you won't get that
when the UPS dude
pull up.
Jersey mad expensive.
You can still live in Jersey
and get money.
How y'all feeling, man? What's You can still live in Jersey and get money.
How y'all feeling, man?
What's up?
30 minutes in.
How y'all feeling?
We don't really have time for how y'all feeling.
Y'all feel great?
Everything is good?
Everything is good, man.
Everything is good.
Yeah.
How was your weekend?
Weekend was cool?
My weekend was real good, man.
Oh, Super Bowl.
Let's get right to it. I saw that you had a nice spread.
You had a beautiful spread.
I could bite the spread.
I couldn't eat any of that, but it looked great.
Speaking of X's, I got a felt.
I had to.
You could have had the shrimp and grits.
I saw that. I don't eat. It was no pork and egg.. Speaking of X's, I got a felt. You could have had the shrimp and grits.
It was no pork in that. More of me, either.
Vegan means no seafood? No animal product at all.
Veggie fried rice.
I had some
vegan ribs. Some salt?
Vegan ribs. I had vegan ribs there.
Okay.
I could have did vegetables.
I could have did the vegetables.
I posted that picture
because I thought
the food spread out
was amazing.
I got in a lot of trouble
for my family members
who weren't invited
to my Super Bowl function.
Me and Rory
were just discussing that.
Yeah.
No invite.
But listen now,
I hired a chef for Super Bowl.
Let me try to make this quick.
I'm here to pot.
I'm here to talk
to these niggas today.
I hired a chef for Super Bowl.
It snowed.
Was she wearing clothes?
It snowed on Sunday.
So my chef was going around
being a hootie patootie
she was in LA
snowstorm came
she couldn't make it back
I thought there would be
no food for Super Bowl
I was going to order pizza
the chef called her
chef counterpart
I love you Flo
called her chef buddy friend
he made 90 million meals
came dropped him off
in boogie
didn't want a picture
didn't say hi
didn't ask for payment
yo enjoy the Super Bowl excuse me wait like for the't want a picture didn't say hi then ask for payment yo enjoy the
soup bowl excuse me wait like for the groceries excuse me didn't say we have to pay for those
things okay but it's not about that it's not it's not the fact that you have to pay for me it's
always when you ask for the payment we got to pay for everything services rendered you got to pay
for it but when you ask i once fired a chef before because she didn't get her 300 that week and hounded me for
the next week as if i wouldn't give it to her well you gotta pay creators you do but you're a creator
so you know sometimes you gotta balance the checkbook you gotta dip in you know i mean
gotta take from the rent pay over here gotta take off you know how i go but anyway yeah man had a
really amazing time that food was great i explained to my mom what happened she's not mad at me about
the food anymore but it was good.
It was good.
You would have enjoyed it.
Okay.
Nice.
Well, the game fucking stunk, so I hope the food was good.
I fell asleep in that most of the time.
Super Bowl Sunday.
That's the first Super Bowl in history that I've ever fallen asleep during.
That's not true.
Damn, Pat Mahomes looked that bad?
That shit was sleeping.
That's not true.
You didn't watch Denver versus Seattle in full.
You didn't. No, that's true. I walked away from that. That's not true. You didn't watch Denver versus Seattle in full. You didn't.
No, that's true.
I walked away from that.
It's different than falling asleep.
I thought Tommy was going to have a lot of trouble with Patty.
Whatever year that was that Carolina showed up,
you didn't watch that in full.
I think that was a good single.
Wait, Carolina Patriots?
That was a good game.
That ended on a field goal, I want to say.
Was it?
Yeah, that was a good game.
I'm confusing them with somebody else.
Yeah.
All right, good.
Just say what it is.
Pat Mahomes looked like shit.
His offensive line was all injured, so I give him a little bit of a pass.
He looked like shit.
That's true.
His offensive line was not there, but he was quite rattled because of it.
Like shit.
Every time they went in on his face.
How about everyone give their own opinions on what they saw?
No, we all saw the same game.
We must didn't, but it's cool.
No, we saw the same game.
I think the defense schemed very well for him.
Are you going to give us the refs thing?
Todd Bowles is the man.
Todd Bowles is the man.
Don't give us the refs take, Todd Bowles.
Yeah.
He schemed very well for him.
I saw Savon the next day.
I had to see the thing is pod.
And when I walked in, he gave me that same energy.
He was like, ooh, say something now.
What's his name?
What's his name?
What is his name?
You know his fucking name.
Thomas Brady.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Thomas Brady.
Thomas.
And you owe me another $1,000.
Now you up two.
His name is Thomas Brady.
You can call him Goat for short.
We knew his name before the game.
I tried to tell you that
But you wouldn't listen to me
You guys
That's what makes it fun
To root against the greats
Yeah no
But you weren't just
Rooting against the great
You thought that
You thought that
He didn't have a chance
To win this game
I'm a Giants fan
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
You figure it out
No I'm asking you
What does it mean?
What do you mean what does it mean? Well they have mean? You figure it out. No, I'm asking you. What does it mean? What do you mean, what does it mean?
Well, they have his number twice, but listen, it took two miracles in those games. Who cares?
When Savant said that to me, I immediately told him that I'm phony, nigga, and I don't care.
Don't try to hold me to things that I come in here and say on the podcast.
I'm phony, and I come in here and just say shit sometimes for content, right?
That's one.
Two, I also said before this started
that I wouldn't be mad if it went the other way.
You would totally understand that.
It went the other way pretty significantly.
Yeah, but no, no, no.
My thing is this, though.
It was just the way you were speaking about Pat Mahomes.
And I've never heard you talk about a player like that.
Well, that's his band crush.
Yeah, but still, you got to put a little more.
You could say things for content, but you got to put more respect on Brady's name, though.
You have to.
And you weren't doing that.
I learned that against the Packers.
I was like, I'm not betting against Tom Brady again.
Yeah, you're not.
You didn't do that.
That's all I'm saying.
You was like, Pat Mahomes, what's his name?
I'm like, all right.
You know how Pat is.
All right, but the difference in our opinions.
He looked bad.
And that's where we have our difference in opinions.
He looked really bad.
I did not think that Patrick Mahomes looked bad.
I think that he was out-schemed.
I think that Patrick Mahomes still looked exactly like the $500 million quarterback.
No, he did not.
Let me just finish my point, and then you can respond to all of it.
He looked like a $50 quarterback.
No, all right.
I'm not talking more anymore.
$500 quarterback. Alright, I'm not talking more anymore. I still think that
Patrick Mahomes displayed
probably
some of the finest incompletions
I ever saw
while battling... I can't let you get that
off, Joe. I know what Joe's saying.
Can I talk?
Can I talk?
No, that's not a real thing.
You can reply to everything I'm saying.
My memory's bad, so let me just get this dump out of my brain,
and y'all can reply to all of it.
But my opinion, yes.
He threw some of the finest incompletions that I had ever seen.
Me.
He also had turf toe.
He also, they put out the stat that he ran 500 yards
behind the line of scrimmage.
And somehow in all of that,
he found a way to hit receivers in the helmet with the ball.
I'm sorry.
I'm not saying Patty's not built for it.
He's obviously built for it.
He has a ring.
He looked like, yeah, but this is where,
let me just walk back all of my stupid takes.
He looked like the only one built for it on that team.
Nah, I wouldn't say that.
Oh, please.
Who else showed up?
Name one chief that showed up.
Well, you know part of not showing up
is due to the other team's dominance, right?
No, no, I want to get to their greatness.
Okay.
But I just want to focus on my bad take right now.
Okay.
Who else showed up, in your opinion?
We don't even have to tell.
None of them showed up.
If you want to tell me about Travis Kelsey's garbage yards that he got.
It's hard to say who didn't show up.
I'll tell you who didn't show up was the offensive line.
So it's hard to say who else showed up when the main thing that makes
everything work.
Oh, please.
Young Patrick bought them some time running around back there.
Niggas still couldn't get open or catch a ball.
But I'm not here to discuss that.
Some of the things that took me by surprise.
And I lost money.
I bet big Kansas City the whole way.
I bet Kansas City won a coin toss.
I bet that it would
be heads i bet that patrick mahomes would have over 400 yards i bet that he would have a fucking
touchdown in whatever quarter like i just went heavy chiefs because i thought they would win
the game but be clear once the game started no not once the game started. Once Duke from the Chiefs started talking crazy to Tom Brady,
I was no longer rooting for the Chiefs.
Tyrone Matthew.
I was no longer rooting for Patrick Mahomes.
I was no longer rooting.
I didn't care at that point because I got offended on my couch sitting at home.
As somebody who was rooting for the Chiefs and put all the money on the Chiefs,
like Maul is saying to me to me is something to be said
for when dudes are who they are
like Tom is Tom
and that's what I was feeling like in my living room
hey Pat's the man
and he getting killed but he's still a man
you niggas can't just walk
run behind Tom and talk
Tyrone Matthews a beast but you should not talk to Tom
like that
so that pissed me off and it made me look at things really differently.
First of all, y'all are a pretty finesse team,
and I think that if y'all do that and stand up in it,
then y'all could beat anybody.
But the downside about being a pretty finesse team
is when you get punched in the face.
Now, I've seen them respond well to getting punched in the face.
They got some tough guys in that team.
This didn't look like anything that I've ever seen before in terms of well to getting punched in the face. They got some tough guys in that team. This didn't look like anything that I've ever seen before
in terms of responding to getting punched in the face.
I would have never imagined this.
Even in the second quarter, I thought that this game would get a little closer
because I believed in Andy Reid's adjustments.
But beforehand, if you tell me that Andy Reid is not going to make one adjustment
the whole game, then nobody is ever going to say,
hey, if you tell me that Andy Reid is going to get outclassed
and outcoached by Bruce Arians.
Bruce Arians is a great coach.
He is, but not.
I didn't put him in Andy Reid, outclassed Andy Reid land,
and that's what I saw.
I don't even think I saw Travis Kelsey block the whole game.
You watching what's happening on the line.
Yeah.
Your quarterback is running for his life.
Yeah.
When are you going to help?
Yeah.
Shaq Barry like, ah.
What?
Man, when they going to make food?
Can you imagine, though, if this was a pocket passer?
Toast.
Toast.
Like how crazy the Super Bowl would have been?
Yeah.
If that wasn't Patrick Mahomes running away?
I wanted the Bucs to run the score up on him.
Because this is a part.
Brady aired it out in the last drive.
For me, Mo, this is a huge part.
That greatness that I speak about, Patrick Mahomes having, I believe that he has it.
But this is a huge part in him becoming as great as he should be.
This is a huge lesson.
I didn't like how he handled the postgame.
I saw a lot that I didn't like.
I'll turn it off before I get to the postgame.
Me neither, but I eventually heard it,
and he said something to the effect of,
hey, the O-line let some guys through today,
and there were some receivers that maybe had a hard time
getting open today,
and we have to do a better job as a team.
Yeah.
So hopefully next time when we work harder,
I didn't like that.
The bottom line is
it was just a more
aggressive team.
And Tampa Bay
was the more aggressive team.
They,
His name is Thomas.
Oh yeah,
that's a fact.
So I was mad at Matthews
for talking to Tom like that.
And then I was like,
yo,
I wasn't mad at that.
You're going to learn.
No, you're going to learn.
That's football. Yeah, but not to Tom. Not to I was like, yo. I wasn't mad at that. You're going to learn. No, you're going to learn. That's football.
Yeah, but not to Tom.
Not to Tom.
Not to Tom.
No, no, here's the thing now.
You can talk that.
But now when you have a quarterback like Tom Brady that's going to target you the next five, six plays in a row.
Yeah.
But usually he's a pro ball safety.
He's a great player.
I like him.
The very next day.
Tom Brady's just pro bowl safety. He's a great player. I like him. The very next thing. Tom Brady's just a different player.
The very next thing they showed us after that interaction between them two was Tom like this on the sideline.
And when they showed that on the screen, I went to make a plate of shrimp and grits.
He said, pull up all of his plays on the surface.
This game is over.
Pull up all of his plays on the surface.
This game is over.
When Tom is on the side with his head down,
and then it's like he must have called the CBS production team.
Then they started getting these picture-perfect shots of his killer eyes.
Every face from that point on was my,
whoever was watching in my living room died.
You knew what was coming. You've seen this this look before he didn't stand a chance once they started showing that stuff and once that happened
i also i started to realize how many people on tampa bay i actually wanted to get a ring
forget tom i wanted leonard finnett to get a ring. I like him a lot.
They wrote him off.
Waved him.
Even he mentioned it afterwards.
I ain't forget.
Yeah, I like that.
I wanted JPP.
Get another one.
Giants.
It's Giants here.
Todd Bowles.
Wanted him to get.
That whole coaching staff.
Was JPP still playing?
Byron Lefwich.
Wanted him to get one.
Me personally, I was just happy that Antonio Brown got a ring. Antonio Brown. That whole coaching staff. Was JPP still playing? Byron Leftwich. Wanted him to get one.
Me, personally, I was just happy that Antonio Brown got a ring.
Antonio Brown.
Sure.
Good to see it be going. To me, that shows the type of person that Brady is to make it his business to get Antonio
Brown on his team.
And then not only that, got him action in the Super Bowl.
He has a touchdown in the Super Bowl.
You know what I mean?
That says a lot about somebody's character.
Tom Brady, he's very calculated.
He knows what all of that meant.
He knows what it means to Antonio Brown,
everything he's been through,
not only to win a Super Bowl,
but to actually have a touchdown in the Super Bowl.
See, but I've been watching this,
to expound on Maul's point,
since Tom Brady and Bill Belichick
was allegedly fighting,
and one of the things they were fighting about
was Antonio Brown.
And when Antonio Brown was making
all of those apology videos,
I'm sure, especially in hindsight now,
that you were trying to get back in the good graces
so you could get in there
because you knew that Tom Brady,
the greatest quarterback of all time,
was fighting for you on the inside.
And I'm sure that was
one of the fights that they had. And then
when he goes to the new team, it was
a fight there too.
Bruce Arians said, nigga, no.
We don't need him. I don't want
him. He's a distraction.
They needed him to win that game.
They needed him to win that game.
The season they needed him. Yeah, man.
I just want to congratulate.
I want to congratulate the Bucs.
And Gronk is a perfect example of finessing the league that owns you.
He was on this roster.
He is, yeah.
He was third string running back.
That's dope.
On the Bucs?
Yeah.
Wasn't LeSean McCoy on the Chiefs?
No.
He was on the Bills.
Last year.
Last year.
Happy for LeSean McCoy. In between the Bills? One of the greatest backs in the NFL. Bills before Chiefs. No. He was on the Bills. Oh, last year. Last year. Happy for LeSean McCoy.
In between the Bills?
One of the greatest backs in the NFL.
Bills before Chiefs.
No, not running back.
Yeah, I know that.
He has a really nice back.
I told you guys, right?
I didn't tell y'all about Starlitz that time?
Nah, I don't remember.
You saw his back in Starlitz?
Was he stripping?
No, I did tell y'all that story.
Don't do that.
My brain didn't retain LeSean McCoy's back.
I told y'all him had smoke over something I didn't remember,
and I hugged him, and his back was strong, and I realized i should squash it this is yeah this is this not the guy i didn't mean that shit yeah yo content of course that was just satire that was
content that's what it's called satire i had to say that on the phone um i spoke to omar epps like
a couple days ago right here on the phone giving y'all y'all y'all shit like yo man what y'all do is a pod man change the game love y'all i was like yo man i said yo that's crazy man rory step on this amazing
story step on this amazing story right now with this joke so he's giving us our props he's like
yo man you niggas changed the game revolutionary big fan of y'all so what you say when somebody
say that you guessed it yo man we all huge fans of you too yeah and he said yeah i don't know
he said he don't know something we're fans of all my apps he said yeah i don't know about that joe
whoa put the phone back yo what you mean oh his name is omar oh why you feel like that? Oh, that's because Joe was shitting on his movie on Netflix. Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
I forgot about that.
I went too crazy, though.
Yeah, you did.
Come on.
Oh, you can't hold us for that one.
I'm wearing it.
Why you didn't flag it?
You didn't even go crazy because it was Omar.
That's not even why you went crazy.
No, no, no.
That's not even why you went crazy.
Did he see that movie?
That's not why you went crazy. But he reminded me of the point. Like, yeah even why you went crazy. That's not even why you went crazy. Did he see that movie? That's not why you went crazy.
But he reminded me of the point.
He's like, yeah, you call me fat.
Omar, let me be.
You called me a fat-faced fuck.
You said, how am I still getting movies?
You said, I never should have acted ever.
I was like, oh.
Oops.
He's like, oh, come on, Omar.
I'm going to say, come on, man. I didn't mean oh. Oops. He's like, oh, come on, Omar. I'm not saying, like, come on, man.
I didn't mean any of that.
Omar, he said, loving basketball sucks.
I never said that.
Nobody could ever say that.
No one has ever said that.
But that was just hilarious.
It was hilarious.
But he understood.
He didn't take offense to it.
He's like, I know his content, whatever.
He's killing it in This Is Us.
Let Joe tell it.
I haven't seen This Is Us since season two.
The last season was really good.
We us to me.
Shout out to Omar Epps, though.
I said we us.
You shout niggas out.
Shout yourself out.
Shout yourself out right now.
What y'all think about the Super Bowl performance?
Halftime performance.
The weekend?
Yeah.
That's when I fall asleep.
I'm not going to lie.
All right.
You guys are going to hate me.
I'm blinded by the lights.
You guys are going to hate me.
And I'm not being safe.
I liked it.
I thought it was good.
I'm with you on that.
I thought it was a good performance.
I thought the performance was good.
I think everything but when they focus, because the weekend will even tell you.
You're not the dancing
performer type.
Erickson,
it's not the Patreon episode, right?
The whole...
Safe opinions?
All right,
put the safe opinions out.
The whole performance
and production
was fucking fire.
It was.
No, that production.
It was amazing.
Oh, the stage team.
The stage.
The gaffers.
Y'all are bugging
if y'all don't think that stage...
No, the performance
was really good.
If y'all don't think
that was crazy, I don't know what y'all was watching. That set design, don't think that stage nah the performance was really good if y'all don't think that was crazy
I don't know what
y'all was watching
that set design
come on man
this part two is fire
blinded by the lights
and it's nothing
but lights behind him
come on man
and it was hard to see
come on
sometimes I feel like
people just want to
hate shit to hate it
of course
duh
I just want to point out
I just want to say
at no point have
Parks or myself
said we hated this
no I'm not talking about you
I fell asleep
Twitter said they hated it
the social media was
killing this performance
I'm not talking about y'all
this was horrible
this was trash
and I was like okay
did y'all expect
The Weeknd to sound
like Luther Vandross
like I don't understand
who y'all thought
he was going to sound like
ooh the mask dancers
are blinded by the light
ooh
bumping into each other
even this was dope
because it fit right
into his hole.
I was getting my dicks up when Weeknd was performing, all right?
And fuck it, you think I was glued to my living room couch?
Ooh, blinding lights.
Depends how good she was.
Yo, Ma, come upstairs right quick.
No, I respect that.
I'm joking, by the way.
I'm kidding.
I am.
The performance was dope, though.
Corey, why are you standing right here?
Can you go upstairs?
The performance was great. I liked it. The performance was dope. Why are you standing right here? The performance was great. I liked it.
The set was dope.
Ooh, head or
the weekend?
Head or the weekend.
Such a tough
decision. You can put it on your phone.
No, I thought it was hard.
I didn't see it, so I can't say. I did see the internet
killing him, but... I'll be honest with you.
I'm not quite sure why they did.
This was put together really, really well.
The internet kills everything.
That's true.
This was a fucking amazing performance to me, internet.
And I love that he brought in House of Balloons shit.
It is kind of wild that in 2011, some person that would not show their fucking face that
only wanted to sing about cocaine and is still singing about cocaine is the halftime shit especially during the pepsi halftime show and it's all about coke
i loved all of it pretty cool yeah this was dope i didn't see and they still they still play
it was the best part the blind about that he keeps saying blind by the lights but that was
the best part of the show no this was dope this shit was hard i think he did a great job
he did i don't know where I don't know what the internet
wants anymore, man.
Did you guys have a take
on the Star Spangled Banner?
Oh, Star Spangled Banner.
Jasmine Sullivan, yeah.
You know what it was?
I don't know why,
it's just funny to me.
Do you have a take
on Star Spangled Banner?
Great song.
The Star Spangled Banner.
Why is that being performed?
No, Jasmine, she killed it.
Jasmine did the national anthem.
Eric Church did a good job, too.
Eric Church did a good job.
He did a good job, too.
Weird man.
And her.
He still did a real good job.
Yeah, it's a weird pairing, for sure.
Her did a great job, too.
We know NFL fans are, for the most part, not fans of black people.
So, yeah, they had to mix that in.
Eric Church was getting his shit off
until Jasmine started ad-libbing.
Yeah.
Then Eric Church said,
Melanin Queens,
let me just fall back with my guitar.
Yeah.
Hit him with my fist move.
He should have done that earlier,
I'll be honest with you.
He thought the purple jacket
was going to get Jasmine's runs out of here.
Sorry, Eric Church. That was a good jacket. That was going to get Jasmine's runs out of here sorry Eric Church
that was a good jacket
that was a good jacket
real good jacket
I thought Eric Church
was sauced out
but Jasmine is Jasmine
coming off
coming off a cult classic project
just good time
just good time
Jasmine sounded amazing
it's great when both mics
are EQ'd the exact same
but one just
it's just a little
better and louder
more power
yeah
yeah
her did a great job too
jasmine looked amazing too her outside of sounding amazing yeah and when i saw jasmine perform
perform and i saw her perform it dawned on me that i want to i need more r b posse cuts
i don't understand why all of these with R&B thriving
the way it is
I hate to be the thriving guy.
But with so many songstresses
oh I hate to be the songstress.
But you know what I'm saying.
I know exactly what you're saying.
Her like
like back in the day
like with the
Wade and Excel soundtrack
like you got the best singers
and they all got in a song
to talk about
how one nigga hurt him.
And if Jasmine
and her
and
and
Janae and Ella Mai,
and if they start doing that today,
oh, it's over for niggas.
With a Meg or Cardi
verse to come in.
That is kind of why
I like the movie,
and you said Wait in the Exhale,
I think is a great example.
I think that's why
the reemergence
of movie soundtracks
coming back
is an important thing
because a lot of them won't,
they're too big
for their careers
to be like,
all right,
I can't do the posse cut
as my single.
It just may not work. don't have to with publishing all that i still like we can just go do that on a movie soundtrack her came out i had that vest all she did was put sleeves on
it now she's styling killing 2021 that would make it a jacket super bowl look was so big you seen
her her had to bring titties out. Titties was tiddying.
Huh?
She sounded great.
Y'all made her bring the titties out.
Like, think about it.
Her been just chilling, just trying to play the guitar and harmonize her way into our hearts. And we've literally never seen anything but the jawline up.
I've never seen, I've seen her hands maybe once.
Yeah.
I love her
she's amazing
she's awesome
she's amazing
yeah no she's great
what else do we need
to talk about
with the Super Bowl
performances
halftime
winners
losers
was it the best
run by a quarterback
ever
yes
I mean
it's up there
who you mean
best run by?
You knock off Breeze, Rogers and Mahomes
Yeah I don't know how he would have beat
Alex Smith in them
Shut up
It was the best run
Man Chase Young what a threat
That was
I don't care about the first run
I'm talking about Breeze, Rogers
And Mahomes.
That's impressive.
You solidified your generation of quarterbacking.
Man, Mahomes got his ass beat, man.
And that's a fact.
He got his ass beat.
Only scored field goals.
First time in his career.
And I didn't like, all the things I loved about Pat,
I didn't like after he lost.
It comes a time where you have to tone the arrogance down like he said yeah man it's the worst anybody's
beating me in a long time got it got it fam like if you think that's tasteful right now
beating me like I don't want to hear me I don't want to hear me your team got beat and i
think i under i under i underplayed how important it would or how disruptive it would be that
accident that andy reed's son got in like because when i had to figure out why he's not making any
adjustments it led me to the accident and i think I downplayed just the effect that might have on the locker room
versus the locker room, the opposing locker room,
where dude's been waiting for pretty boy to pull up.
All the dope quarterbacks been waiting for pretty boy to pull up.
Yeah.
So only fitting that Tom is the one that does this.
You think we get a rematch next year?
No. I don't think that. I don't think we get a rematch next year? No.
I don't think that...
I don't think it's far-fetched at all.
No.
I don't see Kansas City getting back there for a while.
I would have to see what...
Really?
I would have to see what the Bucs got in the books.
I don't see it.
I only maybe don't see it for the Chiefs
because the Rams are looking at that footage.
I also could see a lot of players from...
They have a Pro Bowl team damn near. Granted, a lot of the players are looking at that footage. I also could see a lot of players from – they have a Pro Bowl team damn near.
And granted, a lot of the players are older,
but a lot of them can go and get checks.
Not older.
Some of them are free agents.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, some of them are older,
so you might get them a little bit cheaper or whatever.
But I think that there's definitely a lot of free agents,
and it's going to be hard to keep all of them.
Leonard Frenette, I would assume you have to pay.
Maybe they don't feel like that because of Ronald Jones.
Yeah. Shaq Barrett,
you have to pay.
Is that Devin White? Is he up?
Devin White shouldn't be up.
Levante David is up. Chris Godwin
is up. No, they might have to franchise
Devin White now. When did he come in?
No, he's got another year.
He's got another year. You sure?
Yeah. Okay. They got decisions to make
Over there bottom line
If I'm Brady I'm done
No you had a two year deal
Yeah but I'm done
Fuck that last year
Yeah but I'm
For what?
Yeah
Because I get to the Super Bowl
With the ease
Yeah but
It's not Phil I'm all saying
But when you're 43
I get there with the ease
Yeah but listen This is football and it's only one play
where your entire life after football can change.
And when you're 43 years old and you're a quarterback,
you have seven Super Bowl rings.
But to get to seven Super Bowls, you have a different type of competitive brain.
You don't even think about that when the ball leaves your hand
as fast as it leaves Tom Brady.
And that's one of the differences I was spotting
in the game, too. Like, okay, I see why
Patrick Mahomes is running for his life. It's taking him
a little while. They can't get open down there.
Tom Brady only got but maybe
three milliseconds to try
to get him. The ball is out. The ball is out.
It's going around. And that don't matter if I'm
43, 44, 40. That's a brain thing.
Yeah, but still, man, this is
football. This is probably the most dangerous sport.
We ain't seen Tom Brady injured since Matt Hassel had to come in.
I know that.
And we haven't seen Tom Brady at 43 years old either.
This organization is going to want to protect that man.
Okay.
I enjoyed it.
And they have a really good offense.
I enjoyed the, really good, really good.
I enjoyed the petty shit after the game from Donald Trump.
Like, I knew he was waiting.
I love petty shit sometimes.
Where did he get his tweet off at?
Well, because his office offered that humanitarian award or whatever that award was to Bill Belichick.
And then Bill Belichick declined, wanted nothing to do with that.
So, of course, when Tom Brady won, Donald Trump tweeted, it was always Tom.
Donald Trump can't tweet.
It was always the player.
Yeah, he can't tweet.
He didn't tweet that.
He doesn't have a Twitter.
He put it out somewhere?
That wasn't Twitter.
He put it out somewhere.
Maybe Alex will find it for us.
You know that.
I just like the petty shit, man.
Overall, really good Sunday.
I had a real good time.
Enough about the game
congrats to
congrats to
the Bucks
and the GOAT Tom Brady
I was wrong
for you people that think
that I can't admit
when I was wrong
I was wrong
and it was fun being wrong
it was a lot of fun being wrong
no I disagree
I actually would have liked
to see a real game
but that's just
I wasn't that invested
it was a real game
you just wasn't expecting
Pat Mahomes to look like that
and get shut out like that
they did what they had to do out there it was a real game he was running for his life that's a real It was a real game. You just wasn't expecting Pat Mahomes to look like that. That was a real game. They did what they had to do out there.
It was a real game.
He was running for his life.
That's a real Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was sitting home saying.
But I mean real game or close game is what I mean.
You want more entertainment.
Yeah, but I was sitting home saying to myself,
I'd love for this game to be close,
but I understand why Tom wouldn't.
Of course not.
I understand why the Bucs defensive front wouldn't.
I don't think Tom Brady goes in, hmm, let me try to keep this close.
No, I think he goes in there for blood.
He's going in there to win.
And I like the fact that his teammates were saying how Tom Brady
texts them every night at 11 p.m.
Said, we will win.
Every single night leading up to the game.
Like that just does, little things like that does something to you as a player.
They get you ready.
Yeah, Tom Brady is texting you that?
Yeah.
What you thinking at the crib?
We going to win.
If Brady feeling like
every night he texts me this.
Why you sending me this
at 11 o'clock?
I ain't going to sleep soon.
You got the night.
No, I know why he's sending
it at that time.
That around 11 p.m.
is the time that you could
usually make a great decision
or a bad one.
Especially as an athlete.
Gotcha.
11 p.m.
Tom Brady texting me. Let me shut up. I'm going to sleep. Yeah. I'm chilling. And more. 11 p.m., Tom Brady texting me,
let me shut up.
I'm going to sleep.
Yeah.
I'm chilling.
And more,
and I'll say this,
I'm not saying this
for you to argue with me.
Especially in Tampa Bay.
But the defensive plan
from the Bucs
let me know
how much respect
they had for Patrick Mahomes.
And it worked.
You have to have respect
for your opponent.
You should always have
respect for your opponent.
Absolutely.
I like Pat Mahomes.
I just didn't like,
when you start hearing people
just talk about
these you know hot hot right now players and just try to like totally wipe away with somebody else
that's still playing has on their mantle and it's like bro he has six super bowl rings yeah he's
been there nine times it's his 10th time he's been there it's like bro this is the guy clearly
i pat mahomes he's been there 10 times like bro this is the guy clearly i pat my home
he's been there 10 times yeah well now you're 10 i'm just saying before the game it's not
my thing is pat my homes pat my homes is a great player he's a great equivalent of 15
nba champions that's what i'm saying that's not easy to do bro seven super bowl rings is that's
that's insane it's insane and i don't think that that's equivalent to that y'all keep saying that
here but i totally disagree you know harley's get to the think that that's equivalent to that. Y'all keep saying that here, but I totally disagree with that. You know, hard
to get to the Super Bowl. That's not...
No, because I've never played, but I'm sure...
You can imagine. It's been judged by the greats.
No, it's super hard, but I don't think that
one Super Bowl is equivalent to
manned NBA titles. I don't think that. I do.
I'm not arguing with y'all to not think that,
but playing
20 games and winning a chip, it's like
I saw somebody put up the stat tom brady
versus serena williams and they were saying that serena williams is the gold and if y'all think
tom is the gold then y'all should really acknowledge women more and i'm like uh that's
not the same that's not i don't get into that only because people play 97 majors a year i don't get
into that because that's literally me versus you it's also It's so many pieces and players that have to...
Everything has to go right.
I don't get into it
because the amount of majors
that can be played
in the same amount of time.
Serena is playing...
She can win...
Serena Williams,
if somebody calls Serena Williams
the greatest athlete of all time,
I have no argument with that.
Can't argue.
This woman won the Australian Open
pregnant.
Like, I have no...
Tom Brady...
They can go play another 20 games
and basketball season will still be in.
The reason why a Super Bowl is more difficult,
at least from a scheduling standpoint, is that
the greatest teams play the greatest teams the next
year in the NFL, whereas
the NBA, you play every team.
So, if you are the world
champion, you're not going to play the shittiest team in the league
unless they happen to be in your division.
I disagree with all that.
They just play the rest of the game.
I disagree.
The whole schedule in the NFL is rigged
so that it's relatively even as far as who you play.
The worst players in each division play each other.
You don't play.
The shitty teams don't play the good teams that often.
You play who makes the playoffs.
I'm talking about to get to the playoffs.
The playoffs are also one game.
It's not a series.
It's one game.
Easy, it can be for the less team to beat the greater team off one game?
Series don't work that way.
My thing is just the—
And the physical toll of football is way different.
That's what I'm also speaking of.
That's why it's played once a week instead of every other night.
The physicality of football.
One play, your best player can break his leg and that's it.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like that just, so many things have to go right to win a Super Bowl.
So many things have to be what they need to be.
Like one player goes down, like we said, Pat Mahomes, he lost two players on his offensive line.
That did affect the game.
That did affect the team.
Absolutely.
I'm not arguing that.
Your most athletic players play the least in the game. That did affect the team. Absolutely. I'm not arguing that. Your most athletic players
play the least in the NFL.
Your running backs
and receivers,
for the most part,
don't have a very long lifespan
because they're fucking
getting destroyed every week.
Right.
It's just a difference.
But again,
if somebody wants to call Serena,
I think she's one of the
greatest athletes
of all time as well.
Sure.
So somebody feels like that,
cool,
but I don't compare
tennis and football
and I just don't do that.
I can't compare one-on-one just don't do that. I can't compare
one-on-one sport
versus a team sport.
But listen,
we're in a basement
on a couch
so we should shut the fuck up.
Agreed.
And not be those guys
because we've never
won anything professionally.
Yeah, no, listen.
I'm all for this.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to the Bucks.
Congrats to Tom Brady.
All right, where we at?
Nas and Ho
over Dropping Friday?
That's what it looks like soundtrack for the
Judas and the Black Messiah
movie
executive produced by
Hit Boy
Dash
Gerard
Ryan
Coogler
and Archie Davis
and there's a track
that drops the 12th
right the movie
yeah
on HBO Max
and in select theaters
okay
I'm looking forward to that
me too
so the trailer came out
what was it last summer
we saw the trailer
we talked about it here on the show uh huh yeah so we've been looking forward to that Me too So the trailer came out What was it last summer We saw the trailer We talked about it here on the show
Uh huh
Yeah so
We've been looking forward to this
I wonder if it drops
Thursday at midnight
Or Friday
Friday
I hope
The movie ends on Friday
Yeah I'd like to watch it
Not that it matters
Scream man
Keep up the track list again
Thursday at midnight
Is Friday
Yeah
Well yes
I was thinking
But movies did
It's a move point now
because we're recording
on Thursdays
so that's what you're saying
and movies do come out
because we've
we've went to the theaters
some midnight
to see some X-Men movies
and so
movies were released
like that as well
so
alright well
the track list
you know
I hate
we always say we hate
to be the track list guys
but this track list
looks kind of fucking crazy
interesting
interesting names for sure Her, Nas, Blackipsey hustle and jay-z together
hit boy masego jid rhapsody smino saba bj the chicago kid low dirk white dave g herbo nardo
wick poosh heisty polo g dom kennedy g herbo bump j sir say featuring Keanu Letty A$AP Rocky
and then Rock Him
on the bonus track
executive produced
by Hitboy
Dash
She-Rod
I'm sorry my eyes are bad
Ryan Cougar
and Archie Davis
shout out to Archie
yeah this
this looks pretty promising
and I do want to know
if
if Hitboy had
mentioned to Nas.
Never mind.
Forget it.
What?
Say the joke for us in Massapil to hear.
This one don't count because they're on the same album.
They're dropping the same day on the same album.
This joke don't work.
I just want to know what Black Dave thinks of this.
Like, I see white Dave
there but
did they talk to
all the rest of the
Dave's
well they spoke to
black Dave
well white Dave
being on this album
is pretty fucking funny
that is funny
actually
I'm gonna check this out
I like it
when it comes out
did you guys see
what's this movie
that everybody was
ranting and raving about
Malcolm and Marie Malcolm and Marie yes I watched it Malcolm and Marie it comes out. Did you guys see, what's this movie that everybody was ranting and raving about?
Malcolm and Marie?
Malcolm and Marie,
yes,
I watched it.
Malcolm and Marie,
you watched it.
Park, did you see it?
Yeah.
You saw it
because you're happily in love.
I did not see it.
I saw the trailer.
I was intrigued.
It looked like it was
trying to be artsy
in the trailer.
It was artsy,
for sure.
A lot of jazz.
Was it artsy
or trying to be artsy? You know what I say when I say that. It jazz but was it was it artsy or trying to be artsy you know what i say when i say that it was artsy it was artsy for sure
it was very well written it was i never mind artsy i hate trying to be artsy no no the
cinematography or whatever was looked great yeah you think you're looking at the black and white
and automatically just gives you the calvin klein commercial type of feel i get it but um it was
good i enjoyed it um it was intense the acting was was really good. But it was good. I enjoyed it. It was intense.
The acting was really good.
Yeah.
We had fun with it.
I did.
I just couldn't,
I don't want to spoil it for you guys,
but it was just certain things
that I was just like,
I'm still on this.
She did this.
Like, wait, what?
I'm not even,
we can't even talk about this.
Let's talk about this right here.
But it was so much shit.
It was so much dialogue.
You could actually, you know, you felt what they were talking about what they were discussing what they
were arguing about before you finish your take karen civil hit me this morning uh regarding you
and i didn't know what to think at first i thought you had gotten us in trouble again with some of
your takes hit me like seven in the morning said yo john david
washington has a message for maul with some of that stuff he was tweeting i said oh my god
what did he tweet karen i don't know what happened i was holding him down she sent me the shots
she said yeah john david washington thinks maul is hilarious he loves everything that he tweeted
about the mac and cheese oh
I was about to say
if he tweeted
like he was mad at me
I was about to say
I was holding him down
I didn't
I didn't see what you tweeted
but when I saw it
you were pretty funny sometimes
they came in
not to spoil it
but they came in
it's the beginning
it's not a spoiler
they came in
he has his movie premiere
they have obviously
the whole party
shindig type of thing
and you know
as a good girlfriend
would do
probably be talking about i'm hungry on the
way there all right babe i'll make you some mac and cheese whatever probably his favorite dish
late night dish right mac and cheese from scratch late night let me let me let me let me talk so
she picks up the pot so i'm like oh she's about to go in there you know she's about to put something
together get the rice going chicken probably in the oven.
And she made this man after his movie premiere.
Instant stovetop Kraft mac and cheese.
Yeah, we'll feel the way.
That's not where it gets crazy, though.
He started kissing on her and telling how much he loved her.
And he couldn't wait to get home and kiss her pretty little ass. And he started kissing her life portal.
Her life portal.
He started eating her out in the kitchen.
But did they call it a life portal?
No, I called it a life portal.
I got my cords broke this weekend,
which we'll get into later.
But I only live on life portals now.
Somebody was touching your life portal?
Yeah.
She went crazy.
Oh, man.
And he looked up at her while he was doing that and noticed that, you know, you can just
tell when a woman is not into it.
Don't do that.
And the only thing she asked him was salted or unsalted butter for his mac and cheese.
And I'm like, she about to make this nigga.
So that let me know that the movie was trash, first of all.
And by the way, Kraft Mac and Cheese, doesn't matter if it's unsalted or salted.
And it really doesn't matter if I'm on my knees in the kitchen kissing your life portal.
Like, fuck that mac and cheese.
I don't give a fuck about this butter.
But she obviously had other things on mind.
She wasn't turned on.
She was upset about something.
And then they just go into a whole bunch of different dialogue about their relationship see that's weird but little things like that the
Kraft mac and cheese I just had a movie premiere you could have did you could have made they were
both terrible uh partners you think so I think they were perfect for each other well maybe like
if you if you sit there and listen to it all and just listen to both sides and it's like y'all
gotta be together can I ask y'all a question true i hate that take why am i watching this by myself
uh i don't know i mean you can watch it you can you can definitely watch it by yourself only
because the dialogue is interesting it's just the dialogue that you'll sit there and be like
because it feels like you're literally just like i wrote it right or you've lived it or you've lived
it or any man or you've lived any man or you've lived it. Or any man. Or you've lived it.
Any man has wrote it or lived it.
Or you've been in that situation
when you had a conversation
with a girlfriend.
I hate your take of saying
that they're both toxic
so they're perfect for each other.
No, it wasn't...
No, that leads to...
It wasn't that they were
so much toxic.
It wasn't that they were so much...
No, they were toxic.
They were toxic,
but it wasn't that for me.
Extremely toxic.
It wasn't that for me.
What it really was was
everything they were saying
about each other,
it didn't matter
because on the biggest
night of your life,
you're here with her.
So it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
All that shit that happened,
it don't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Look where y'all are at right now.
Y'all are arguing
about this for a reason
because you feel
some type of way
about something I didn't do
and I'm looking at it
from just a simple,
a man's perspective of
that's not even
what I was thinking about
and my mind wasn't even there
but to her
a woman
she's thinking deeper
she's thinking more emotional
I didn't know
I didn't know
that this movie
was coming out right
it wasn't in my
in the trending section
of my Netflix
it wasn't mine either
and I saw
a whole bunch of people
on the timeline
suddenly talking about it
and as they discussed they gave away the premise.
And they was like, yeah, this is basically 90 minutes of a couple just arguing about shit.
And I was like, well, why the fuck am I watching that?
And I said, you know what?
I can live with this one.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I didn't want to get triggered.
Oh, please, you're on Love & Hip Hop.
So then I put, I'm not.
I can pull up some old clips.
They're not currently filming.
So that's a lie.
But you are on older episodes.
So I have been on, is what you're saying.
With this same type of dialogue.
So I cut this on.
But this is much better written.
Oh, yeah.
So I cut the debatable.
Debatable.
It's debatable.
No, I don't know if Mona agrees.
So I cut the movie on, and John David is dancing around, vibing,
and I already know a fight's coming, so I'm triggered already,
like black man having a blast, dancing with a tuxedo on.
Here comes Shorty out the bathroom, and that's where I cut it off.
It was already late at night
and i said the last thing i'm gonna do is watch a black king argue with a girl that weighs 70 pounds
for 90 minutes and that's what you get y'all are arguing that's what you get in trouble with
that's where you get in trouble at right there 70 pounds that's where you get in trouble at
that's where people start to like yo he's a fucking you want to argue instead of eat so you can argue you can
argue with her you should have the mac and cheese see and by the way i think craft has the least
calories making some real mac that shouldn't even be in the house that is terrible no you keep some
crap for an emergency situation it's never that much much. I'll eat cold cereal before I eat Kraft mac and cheese.
You argue with the skinny girls?
I argue with women.
Yes, I do.
But in the midst, in the middle of the argument, do you ever-
Joe, you've argued with a skinny girl before.
Don't do that.
Who?
I don't say the name.
Tell me in my ear.
Tell me in my ear.
That doesn't mean that it's not less true
someone loving hip hop
oh that's produced
this is produced
he dated her
that's not his real girlfriend
you was never arguing
with a skinny girl
in the middle of the argument
you notice how skinny she is
like wait a minute
no I noticed how skinny
she was before the argument
you know I only say this stuff to fuck with them.
Zedella is a very beautiful woman.
She is.
I didn't see the movie.
I'm not even talking about her.
You are talking about her.
I didn't see the movie.
I don't even know who her or Aaron Donald is.
You keep talking about Aaron Donald.
Who's Aaron Donald?
Let me Google this guy.
He's not even saying the last name right.
Defensive player of the year.
No, no, no, no.
It's deeper than that for Joe.
Joe don't just run off a nigga name for an hour straight.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, he's a stud.
Oh, he's a stud.
Yeah.
I already know.
He out there running around.
Hall of Famer.
Hall of Famer.
Yeah.
I already get it, yo. Hey, where I'm at,. Hall of Famer. Yeah. I already get it, yo.
Hey, where I'm at,
you right here,
Aaron Donald.
I see you, fam, yo.
Whenever you touch down
in the city,
I already know, man.
I know what he...
Whenever you touch down
in the city, man.
I know what this...
Yeah, I seen it.
I know what this nigga doing.
I know how he get there.
What?
Now he married.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Yeah, I know.
I knew it was a reason.
And why you keep bringing up
this name?
But okay, it's all right.
No, that was
from our
earlier set
Patreon segment
that you weren't here for
I was saying
and I'll just say it real quick
because people
pay to hear that stuff
I was saying
how there's some safety
in not knowing
some of the dudes
that the girls
you talk to
are talking to
because you might
make a mistake
and throw some ego
out there
wait say that again
it's some safety
in not knowing
the dudes
in not knowing none of the dudes that your girl or who you talk to might text on the
side or have relationships with on the side.
So you're Eskimo brothers.
Because one day you might, but I'm even talking about before that happened.
Like she don't have to be fucking him.
Okay.
But he has direct access.
And you know she would fuck him.
He got a line and they kick it.
Yeah, and you know she would.
You know, sometimes as a man, you get your ego and you throw some shit out there.
Like, I mean, fuck that nigga.
Who you fucking?
He ain't fucking with me.
What if the nigga's Aaron Donald?
So that's what I was asking her on Patreon.
Yeah, you can't.
Can't play with her like that.
He can beat you.
Yeah.
And her.
Yeah.
And her.
He can beat both of y'all. He can beat both of y'all.
He can fuck both of y'all if he want to.
Probably beat all four of us at the same time.
You got all four of us fucked up.
Nah.
Word.
Yeah, you watch him play football one day.
All right.
Four niggas jump on you.
That's different.
I see him pushing around three 300-pound men with ease.
Yeah, what'd you think?
Oh, that's him right there? Oh, he's a stud'd you think? Oh, that's him right there?
Oh, he's a stud.
He said, nah, that's him right there.
That's his work?
That's his work?
That's him?
Oh, yeah, he's a stud.
He's a stud.
Look what he did
to poor Phillip Rivers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's him right there?
Oh, gotcha, buddy.
He's a stud.
Gotcha, buddy.
Imagine what he'd do to your girl
in a lusty moment.
Wait, and he recovered the phone?
Oh, yeah, It's over.
It's over for her.
Oh, my God.
Imagine what he'd do in a lay down session with your girl.
That's Josh Allen, too.
Josh Allen ain't like.
Hey, what you think he'd doing in a lay down session with your queen?
Yeah.
Huh?
Mashed potatoes.
Mashed potatoes.
Mashed potatoes.
For sure sure mashed potatoes
Jesus Christ
He throwing the niggas around
Like carrying on luggage
He beating that box
To smithereens
Yeah
Oh
Bye bye Alex Smith
No he's serious about his job
He takes his job very serious
See when niggas
Take they job serious
You can't fuck with them
Like look at
Come on look at this guy
Shout out to Aaron Donald man
Nah something about
To bear hug your queen.
Slam her to the earth.
Yeah, but when you
really get to thinking about it,
you understand why your queen
would fuck him instead of you.
If you get to the root of it.
Okay.
I understand.
He got a pretty nice contract, too,
but not for nothing.
Listen, if I had... That helps. Look at this, Maul. He's training with knives. Look at this right here a pretty nice contract, too, but not for nothing. Listen, if I had-
That helps.
Look at this, Maul.
He's training with knives.
Look at this right here.
Look, look, look.
Yeah.
Nigga can't even stab him.
Look.
Watch this.
He's about to try to stab him.
Can't stab him.
Wait, how the guy-
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
The sickest part is the guy with the knives has the padding and not him.
Word.
Yeah, that tells you what's going on with Aaron Donald.
If I had a wingman on this pod, like anybody else,
to try to step this thing up and take it to the next level,
I would call mine and ask her if she noticed, nigga.
I wouldn't.
For your own safety, Joe.
And by the way, I've made the calls
plenty of times
I'm not calling
to ask about him
word
yeah she might tell you
matter of fact
I don't even like
that we saying his name
this much on here
yeah you busted me
that's mine
that's mine
do something about it
step to him
you want to talk to him
you want to talk to him
call him
here goes number 202
Mo this only came up
let me tell you why this came up because you wasn't here for some of this.
And then we can leave it.
202, that's interesting that you would take that.
This only came up, Mo, because I was like, you got to be careful when you're fishing,
trying to get some details on one of the other dudes your queen is talking to.
Because once she starts to say it, it'll pique your interest.
You'll be like, yo, man, you dating out there?
You messing with a nigga where you live at? And she's like, oh, you dating out there? You mess with nigga where he live at?
She's like, oh, he's bi-coastal.
He's like, oh, all right, but he got to live somewhere.
What's his main residence?
And she say something crazy like, oh, St. Louis.
Then your brain get to thinking.
You like, he bi-coastal, but he's St. Louis?
I don't think it's a coast.
Is he on the coast of St. Louis?
Yeah, he's on the coast of St. Louis.
You know what I mean?
He got a little crib by St. Louis Beach.
Yeah.
Something like that. Nice. Yeah, he's on the coast of St. Louis. You know what I mean? Got a little crib by St. Louis Beach. Yeah. Something like that.
Nice little pad, nice layout.
Now you start picturing your queen catching a flight to St. Louis.
Beautiful city.
Yeah, I know.
Picture Rim out there right now.
Tell me how beautiful it is.
A lot of Budweiser.
Yeah, I know.
We went out there and was fucking dumbstruck of things to do.
Couldn't find a thing.
We had some good food out there.
St. Louis got some shit.
We had some real good food out there.
Sweetie's closed, fam.
So now we know Aaron.
Sweetie's closed.
Call Aaron now.
Call Aaron next time we meet.
Best chicken in the world I had in St. Louis.
Aaron is going to kill all of us when it ends up that he actually has a wife.
That's the fucked up part.
I'm just saying call him whenever we're in St. Louis.
I don't want to call him.
I do.
He's in LA now. Oh, they're in St. Louis I don't want to call him I do He's in LA now
Oh they're in LA
I forgot
Oh LA just opened
Oh my god
Oh Jesus Christ
Oh he's ramming
Oh man he's all over
Santa Monica
He is a ram
He's all over Sunset
You think he fuck better than us?
Fam
He's in better shape
He got more stamina
than I do.
You can shed blockers
at the festival.
I have a lot of confidence.
I'm just going to go with yes.
Yeah.
I'm going to say yes.
I'm cool with that.
I can handle that.
My ego's cool.
But hold up,
I ain't chump now.
Hold up, man.
I ain't chump, though.
You know why this is funny?
I do.
I realize I'm the guy
that chicks fuck in
between athletes
and that's fine.
So they can snap their pussy back a little easier.
They can calm down.
I'm totally down.
Oh, no, no.
You have an issue?
Listen, I'll missionary you all day.
Get you back to your regular shape.
So what I'm saying is-
If you need a nice, gentle evening, give me a call.
A nice, gentle evening? If you need a nice gentle evening, give me a call. A nice gentle evening?
If you're not with the fisticuffs
tonight. You want to make out face to face?
If you don't feel like getting picked up and rammed
against a wall, I'm your guy.
I'd be hating.
Oh yeah? Go public with him.
Look where you
going.
Go public. Oh yeah?
She's an IPO.
Go public then. I ain? She's an IPO. Go public, then.
Yo, I ain't hit the drops again.
Hold on, man.
Treat her like a stock.
Well, go public, then.
IPO that pussy.
Go public.
Wow, that was hilarious. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm in tap with my energy. I'm doing a podcast. Leave me alone. This is how I feed my family.
I'll call you back, whoever this is.
What's a cord?
I'm so dramatic.
So, since we had a silly moment.
That's how you have a baby.
You know Roy wanted a baby.
How do you get your cord broken, though?
Like men getting their cords broken?
What is that?
Hey, Joe, I can assure you,
I didn't want the baby.
What does that mean?
SOMO,
relationships,
whether there be friendships,
romantic relationships,
or family,
people create cords within each other
that have to do with energy.
What the fuck are you talking about?
We all create cords with,
no, no, no.
Like,
if you have a family member,
they can create a specific chord with you that has to do,
say forgiveness.
And they want forgiveness from you.
And they're sucking things out of your body.
Not knowing that as long as your energy goes.
So I sat in my car in a target parking lot.
And I had an energy session with an energy healer.
In a car?
Mm-hmm.
On FaceTime.
In a Mazda.
I wonder why his energy is off.
Yo.
It's a reliable car.
Hey, energy healer, I'm feeling down in my Mazda.
Tell me more.
I'm interested now.
Tell me more.
This is awesome, by the way. No, I know. And I want you guys
to continue to joke, but it was a really
one of the craziest experiences of my
entire life. Where'd you get her number?
The clouds?
From my friend Venus.
And any Venus should give you
this number. The cord cutter.
And shout out to Venus. That's my name.
Love Venus. Venus is going's my favorite. Love Venus.
Venus is going to give you the energy shit.
Okay.
I think we all have a...
Go ahead.
So Venus has this experience and felt crazy afterwards,
explained it to me, and I'm like, I'm interested in that.
So I schedule something, and it takes a while
because this woman is hard to get an appointment with,
more or less.
She's kind of
like the eyebrow lady.
Yes.
Wow.
Yes,
she was thinning
my energy.
So I'm thinking
I have to meet her
in person
because energy
you'd imagine
they'd have to touch you
or whatever
to do that shit.
And she's like,
nah,
do this shit on FaceTime.
I was like,
all right,
I'll PayPal you.
So I didn't want to do it in my crib
because I wasn't sure if the energy was great
there. Yo, Cash Apper.
Cash Apper.
That's happening in the world.
Come on, it's connected, intertwined.
The energy with PayPal and Cash App.
Even peep.
So
I just drive like
30 minutes before.
I'm like, all right, let me just go find the back of Target.
That's dark.
Yeah.
It's a dark place.
And just lay back, throw my little AirPods in.
She's like, we don't have to look at each other, nothing.
So we do a breathing exercise.
Oh, this is like my phone text.
Oh, this is only one of my nights behind the dark Target.
We don't look at each other, breathe really hard.
So I start to feel the way my eyes start flickering a bit.
That's what I do when I'm about to come to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Toes curling.
I start rolling back.
Yeah, toes curling.
I know.
Are you going to make us edit this all out?
Because this sounds like a...
No, this was honestly a crazy experience.
I'm just trying to make it lighthearted because this is a funny podcast.
Oh, sure.
And she starts going through the six chords I have in my body, some that I created, some
that other people created.
And I can go through some of them.
Do we have different amounts of cords?
Each person?
Yes.
Okay.
I had six at the time.
I have 77 evil spirits that carry with me every single day.
I have seven layers of bullshit on top of me.
My immune system was at 37%.
It was sevens everywhere.
Check this out, Energy Reader.
I got a running target.
I'm going to call you back as soon as I get out, I promise.
You didn't feel comfortable doing this in the privacy of your own home?
I just wanted to do it away from any energy that may not be a place to have good energy at.
The central area.
Just period.
Yeah, it makes a lot of noise.
But how's that relevant to Park's question?
Because I don't know the energy that's in my house.
Yeah.
You've never had bad energy in your house before?
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's when my house. Yeah. You've never had bad energy in your house before?
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, that's when I say it's roaches.
Paliante.
The worst energy
I've had at Target
is spending too much money.
Okay.
I'm following you.
But jokes aside,
once she started
going through each chord,
I swear to God,
I was almost nauseous.
I almost threw up
in the middle of it.
I could feel my... I had muscle spasms in my stomach. Can I interrupt? In my shoulders, in my neck. I. I almost threw up in the middle of it. I could feel my...
I had muscle spasms in my stomach, in my shoulders, in my neck.
I knew you guys were going to make fun of it, and I'm fine with that.
It was one of the craziest experiences of my entire life.
Can I just ask a stupid question?
Of course.
I'm not trying to be funny.
This is on brand for you.
But I'm not trying to be funny.
If I'm unsure of the energy in my house, so I head out to Target parking lot.
Well,
that wasn't my end goal.
I just drove.
I was like,
let me find another spot.
And at Target,
I just ran into a Target.
But you found a spot.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
There's no Targets around.
I am proud of you.
You found a shady little spot.
Somehow it is you hit your Target joke in here somewhere.
I don't know. Now listen. No, no, no. I really have a question. So you're sitting there and you hit your target joke in here somewhere. I don't know.
Now listen.
No, no, no.
I really have a question.
So you're sitting there
and you're getting
the energy right
and she cut the cords
and the evil shit.
Who said getting
your energy right?
It's learning about
the energies that are
in your body
and she's trying to
break the cords
within people.
So for example.
Does this help you
poop at all?
No.
I have a holistic doctor
that I'm working
on my fiber with.
Okay.
There you go.
See?
I knew his shit was going to start clicking sooner or later.
Rory wouldn't be Jamaican so bad.
Holistic doctor.
I do.
Okay.
No, I like holistic.
I'm with you.
I'm still stuck on the chords, man.
Joe, he's on joke time.
I want to know about the chords.
Well, I think it's funny that he talked to Shorty that called into this podcast and isn't
on board with this shit. Rory with tattoo freckles on him. Why would I have to know about the cord. Well, I think it's funny that he talked to Shorty that called into this podcast and isn't on board with this shit.
Rory would tattoo freckles on him.
Why would I have to?
He has freckles.
He has real freckles.
There couldn't be more freckles on me.
So what?
Yo, go ahead, man.
I'm not listening to the joke.
Go ahead with the cords.
I want to hear about the cords.
Go ahead, me too.
I've been trying to get freckles off me.
Yeah.
Go ahead with the cords. I want to hear about the cords. Every summer, they pop even more've been trying to get freckles off me. Yeah. Go ahead with the cords.
I want to hear about the cords.
Every summer,
they pop even more back up
and I'm like,
all right,
let me get the fuck out this.
Oh boy,
do I judge you chicks
that put the makeup
beauty mark right here.
Stop doing that.
Yeah, it's weird.
It's beautiful,
but it's fake.
Go ahead.
All right,
so I'll go through some.
A lot of fake things
are beautiful.
Six unhealthy cords.
Wait,
he wrote this down?
Yeah. No, she sent me the notes. We got notes. She sent me the notes. He brought notes. He unhealthy cords. Wait, he wrote this down? No, she sent me the notes.
We got notes. She sent me the notes. He brought notes.
He brought notes. Give us the
cords. Let's hear it. Ooh, notes comprise
the cords. At Target.
Hey,
I asked for them to party, party.
So, she sent me the notes.
Did you pay for this? Yeah.
Was it expensive? 150 bucks. That's not bad.
I got that for the cords getting cut.
Yeah, tell them about cords.
And honestly, I'm telling you, I was nauseous.
That was real.
I'm a sea miner.
I've never been in a Target parking lot mining my business,
and then all of a sudden felt like I was going to throw up.
Oh, we do that all the time when the car don't work.
That too.
So the first one, won't say who it is,
but symbolizing a forgiveness with a female family member.
Wait, they shit it on the Bank of America card before?
Of course.
What?
Crazy.
The Bank of America wasn't working?
How many times have I been, yo, swipe that again?
Try to get it right now.
Wait, hold on.
Let me text them.
Let me call the bank.
That's the worst.
Yo, have you ever been in New York and said, yo, I'm traveling.
That's why it didn't work.
Let me call my bank.
Absolutely.
I said that in the Louis store one time.
Security started checking the shirts behind you.
Soon as they give us the signal, we're going to tackle this.
I'm traveling, sir.
I got your ID.
You live here.
Right.
So yeah, first one symbolizes forgiveness with a female family member
says who it is she created this cord asking your forgiveness um and it goes in the explanation
wait she knew names of people without you telling her uh some yes some i had to say and went through
that she said no and then i said the right one and she knew right away and told me everything. Okay. And then physically, I was freaking out in my...
It wasn't the mind shit.
Like, my body was...
I was fatigued for...
I slept like 18 hours yesterday.
So much...
That's why I didn't reply to y'all texts when you were talking about the Thursday shit.
I was knocked out, and I woke up this morning.
Got you.
Okay.
I think Joe thinks this is funny.
No, no, no.
I'm going to hear more about it.
This shit was crazy.
No, get to it. I'm going to more about it This shit was crazy No get to it
I'm gonna hear it
Tell us about the chords
Keep going
So yeah that one
And then she tries to release
That type of shit
Next one that was in my chest
No no no
Here comes some bullshit
No no
I knew this was gonna be the reaction
I knew this was gonna be the reaction
Yo
I hate this podcast
No one's laughing
I'm I'm
I'm
I assume you guys
are gonna laugh
this is like
I didn't bring this
for y'all to understand it
burning a cat
and y'all was like
nah it's religion
actually that adds
into more of what I'm saying
you guys
he's one of your cards
Rory
left
home
got in his car
drove
drove to a parking lot and felt fatigued.
Rory, finish, man, because he's going to just keep joking.
I want to hit a rest.
Wait, y'all don't hear what I'm saying?
But not mentally.
Physically.
Yeah.
And she did it to me.
No, I thought going into it, honestly.
Physically, she did it to me to a mother shit on
myself right now no i'm gonna just ignore you and keep joking maybe i'm one of the 77 energies
i'm sure you weren't actually no you weren't any you weren't any chord you weren't anything nobody
you're not significant to me damn it um sorry joe fuck yo by the way fuck me i'll tell you off
mike who was a chord which was nuts. But no,
I thought going into it
that it would be
mentally taxing.
No,
it was literally,
it was all physical.
Like my whole stomach
was going fucking nuts.
I could feel every energy moving.
I could feel it being released
when she was doing it.
It was insane.
Second one in my chest
was confidence.
Mad times.
Past mad gas.
Got all the evil spirits
out my asshole.
Take that, Father O'Neal.
He wasn't a chord.
He wasn't a chord.
He wasn't a chord.
He wasn't a chord.
Bro, I'm waiting for you to get to it, man.
Second one that was in my chest was confidence.
A female relationship.
She created this to borrow confidence from me,
to borrow reassurance for her life and her insecurities,
and has been taking that out of my body every day of my life.
Third one in my chest.
I basically did that.
Yo, give me $1.50 right now.
No, no.
We went through exactly who it was and went through the whole story.
I got some more to add.
Cash at me $1.50 right now so I can tell you about
who's been borrowing confidence
from your chest.
But Joe, you can't do that
because you're the same nigga
that had somebody hypnotize you
to stop smoking cigarettes.
And you gave that nigga 300
to hug you, nigga.
All that nigga did was hug you
and whisper in your ear.
That was my mom.
That was my mom.
It wasn't your mom hugging you. Don in your ear. That was my mom. That was my mom. It wasn't your mom hugging you.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Nah, but you could laugh at me if at the end of that I was like, yo, why was I ever smoking?
I lit one up at the end.
Real nigga shit.
That's why I was laughing.
Rory is saying that confidence is being stolen from his chest.
Yeah, I want to know more about this.
You think Rory harbors confidence in his chest?
As hard as there.
I could easily knock you out.
I'm confident about that.
I offer to fight you every week
if you want to talk about confidence.
Right here.
It comes from right here.
You better stop talking to me
with the fiber pills like that.
First of all.
Yo, finish the story.
I want to know about the cords, man.
I just think it's hilarious that he'd think a fiber
peeled on me, his whole fucking face could get
punched in. I want to know about the rest of the cords.
Give me the rest of the cords, man.
Tell me about the cords.
What did your neck harbor?
My neck didn't actually have anything.
Back of my neck had some chakras that were
kind of crazy. Forehead.
Symbolizing knowing and seeing, planning
for the future with a male family member. Says it is he created it gives you his plans for the
future makes you fulfill what he wants because he doesn't think he can do it a lot of hopes and
dreams that he has given up and passed on for you to fulfill and is continuing to take those away
from you oh that's and that's just the story of white fatherhood i thought the whites could accomplish anything yo what is he saying that's white dads and
inheritance okay so then she's right hey that's when they passed the family wait let me ask you
something down the line let me ask you something how much information did you give her about
yourself before she started zero not a single. She didn't even know my name.
Okay.
What'd she call you?
Well, I told her, like, hello, I'm Rory, once we started.
But before then, no.
Didn't ask my birth date, so after, nothing, none of that.
No astrology?
No, no astrology.
That's interesting.
I want to give my shot.
Well, no, after the jokes, I can really tell you how crazy that experience was.
All right, so let me sneak this joke in. You might want to hit me with this one jokes I can really tell you how crazy that experience was
so let me sneak this joke in
you might want to hit me
with this one
but I'm going to say it
so she said
you're going to
take on the family business
of drinking
oh shit
I didn't say that was my dad though
you said that was my dad
that's fine
I see where you're going
with this one this nigga
go her send her a number my way i'm talking all this shit i want to go no no no i'm reading i'm
reading like really next because for every single one of those courts we got into like actual names
and exact situations so you believe this and it's accurate jokes aside you felt like it's accurate. Jokes aside, you felt like it was accurate when you finished. Yes. Not only of what she knew
from everything,
it was the physicality
of the entire experience.
Like jokes aside,
the physicality of what that took,
at the end she was like,
do you have any questions?
Because you know,
she's in tap with your body
and go ahead, joke, whatever.
She said,
is there questions for your body?
I was like,
I can't take any more.
I'm going to throw up in this car right now like i was i couldn't i was shortness of breath and this is
an hour and 15 minute session and it weighs on you like it's a really physical experience fuck
the mental shit she said the entire time at the top of the thing she says you don't have to tell
me anything say anything the entire time if you want to chime in and give something that may help
cool but you don't have to say a word and even in the beginning when that was happening
my body still was jumping it was fucking nuts i wish i wish girlfriends were like that you don't
have to say anything just chime in like that they don't like it when you chime in actually
that would make a great relationship like all girlfriends should be like that okay don't say
anything just chime in if you want
no it was one of the crazier
experiences of my life so how do you feel
like that was something that you needed
not intentionally at me I just happened to be there
you feel like that was something you needed
I don't know yet did she give a background like what
it's base is like a Buddhist thing or
Eastern philosophy of some sort she gave me
the reasons how she started
and why she started but I'm not going to tell her the story.
Okay.
That's what the Buck 50 was for.
That Buck 50 was for something else.
In the Target parking lot?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I'm going to get my chakras read.
I like that.
That's cool.
Honestly, I would recommend it to everyone in this room.
Do you feel like it helped you, though?
I don't know yet.
She said it's going to take me two days to even recover because I was wheezy this morning.
I still felt really sick.
Coming into this house, I still felt really sick.
No, Wayne was wheezy.
That's true.
Wheezy F, baby.
But yeah.
You were Rory still.
You were wheezy Rory.
You know where you got The name from though
I'm glad you had that experience
Yeah it was interesting
That sounds pretty cool man
Yeah that's all
I'm not paying 150
For my stomach to hurt though
I'm just
My stomach
I can just eat some dairy
And have the same emotions
Same feelings
And just look at your tux
Yeah just get some ice cream
And just sit in the car
And fart
You know how it go
Alright Not for the 150 Yeah See when I want to experience All of that and just look at your tux? Yeah, just get some ice cream and just sit in the car and fart. You know how it go.
All right.
Not for the 150.
Hey, yeah.
See, when I want to experience all of that,
I just switch up the NBA players you think she's fucking.
You bringing a whole new five?
For real.
That's crazy that the starting five
is your five chords.
Like, man, nah, not Bam out of Bayou.
Come on, you going to fuck Bam?
You fucking Bam out of Bayou on me?
You know he going crazy.
Why don't these no boys laughing?
You letting Bam fuck you?
Bam out of Bayou going crazy in your queen.
That's wild.
That gives you a different feeling than when you imagine It's Jason Tatum
I kind of feel like
I could survive that
Like I would
I would mush him
Look at the names
You got
Look at what you
Got to deal with
Get out of my bitch way
And look at
And look at what you
Believe in
Versus what I believe in
Now Jason Tatum
Ain't stealing my bitch
Why not?
Because I'm going to
Push him out the way
No you not
You not just pushing that
Ain't no rim in my girl house
That's step back
It's a rim in her house.
It's a rim.
You just tear the rim up.
Oh, if you didn't know it was a rim.
You got blisters from the rim.
Oh, it's a few rims in your queen's house.
You better believe it.
This part will come alive when it's joke on Joe time.
No, I'm just saying.
You said it ain't no rims.
It came alive when it was joke on Rory Johnson.
There's some rims around in your queen's house. Believe that. You triggering me now. Oh, my bad. I ain't going to do. No, I'm just saying. You said it ain't no rims. I came alive in those jokes every morning. There's some rims. There's some rims around
in your queen's house.
Believe that.
You triggering me now.
Oh, my bad.
I ain't gonna do that.
Because I'm the nigga
get extra money
by the little baby rim
to put on the door
for the kids.
You telling me
Jason Tatum is teaching him
on the baby rim I bought?
He's really good
at what he does.
He dunking on my rim?
Oh, man.
All over it.
The nigga with baby hairs
ain't stealing no bitch from Joe.
Okay.
I'll tell you that one now.
Shit, that's happening already.
Aaron Donald don't have baby hairs.
Jason Tatum, different story, buddy.
I'll pull right up to Boston and have a talk with him.
No, you can pull up.
Huh?
Good.
Good if you think that nigga ain't knocking him down.
And I don't know that about Jason Tatum.
He's probably happily married.
I don't know.
Who's stealing yours, though?
Michael K. Gilchrist?
Nah.
A bus is stealing your shit.
Nah.
Nigga, they got drafted too high.
They're stealing yours.
Who else got drafted too high?
Mm-mm.
Not me.
I ain't got none.
They got nothing.
Michael Porter Jr. pulling up on your queen.
He might be.
With a high-top curly fade, nigga. He might be. With a high top curly fade, nigga.
He might be.
Talking about, yo, coach said next year is mine.
Yeah, he might be.
She ready to take things to the next level with Michael Porter Jr. on you, nigga.
Listen, I ain't got a queen, so it's all good.
Shut up, nigga.
They all for fun.
You in there watching the Denver game with your queen.
Jamal Murray hit her right after the game.
What type of women you think I be talking to?
Somebody Jamal Murray
talk to.
Nah.
No?
Get it?
I don't play in them streets, man.
Chicks that like malls.
There you go.
Then I meant to tell y'all,
excuse me,
earlier when y'all
were talking about
Malcolm and Marie.
That's the name of the movie?
Malcolm and Marie?
Yeah.
Which I only didn't see
because I've
been spending my time getting caught up on shows that I missed or still on this
dock wave right so still on the dock wave over the weekend I watched the
Hector Camacho story on Showtime okay damn what is it called rest in peace to
the ledger yes rest in Peace to the Leisure.
Yes.
Rest in Peace to Hector Camacho.
I'm watching that story,
and it was a lot I was unfamiliar with.
So it comes on,
and where the fuck is the whole doc based at?
Or where is Hector Camacho from?
Washington Projects.
Yeah.
It's from New York.
That's my projects. Well, my dad's projects. Whatever. This one of yours. That's my projects.
Well, my dad's projects.
Whatever projects that was,
Spanish Harlem.
The whole shit is filmed.
All the footage is from my projects.
So now I'm glued to this shit.
And I'm watching it.
It's a really good story.
Check it out if you haven't seen it,
the Hector Camacho story on Showtime.
But boy, did that make for a great breakfast with dad the next morning.
I had all the jokes in the world to my father.
Pop, you and your project buddies,
because all he was talking about in the doc was,
Hector Camacho was having street fights every day outside.
I mean, four and five guys handling him, beating him up.
Jewelry on.
He was the flyest guy out there.
They was, man, I saw my dad and said, yo, dog.
Yo, was you that?
Yo, was you that nigga or nah?
Impressing Hector every day?
Tell me about the head up. I say, yo, you let Hector Camacho walk around the whole hood beating niggas up, wearing
jewelry and shit.
What was up with you, man?
Yeah.
And then that unlocked like a whole world of stories from my dad of the hood before
I was there.
Because he's like, who's Hector Camacho?
Tell me.
Tell me what's, but once he got familiar, he's like,
oh, that's such and such brother.
Oh, okay, so now they get to talking.
And he's like, Hector Camacho, he said,
used to have fights every day, and he was in the streets.
Like, see, that's the part they didn't really say.
And he was in the streets like see that's the part they didn't really say and he was in the streets he was moving and shaking
so my dad is telling me
yeah he used to be with
he used to be with
let's say
let's make something up
no arms Darryl
who controlled all the work
in the hood
but he didn't have any arms
and his brother
named Lion
was the enforcer
and Lion is
one of these gentlemen
is Spank's dad
Spank at my house
cousin Spank y'all see him
so one of these guys is Spank's dad I never knew
none of this
right so he's telling me this whole
story and I'm like wait
so I'm like
now i'm intrigued i'm like that's just the most interesting this is so intriguing to me politics
yeah yeah i said so so you knew some of the dudes that was running around and like how did that work
he said well i never knew nothing about the west side like i came i moved up here and we your
granddad we was we was east side we didn't even
know west side of harm existed so he starts telling all these stories about when crack came
out and it wasn't in the it wasn't in a hookah pipe it wasn't it didn't look like a hookah he
said when it first came out you had to ride around in the car and he was in a bowl so now i'm glued
to this story because like imagine when crack first came out and you get high as niggas that get high.
This sounds interesting.
You riding around,
the cops is pulling you over.
You got a big ass bowl in your car full of cocaine doing crack.
So I'm like,
but wait,
pop.
So these niggas was getting all the money and you was on drugs.
How was you getting money?
You had to be like,
you broke move, nigga.
And he said, I'm smoking too.
Numbers.
I said, what do you mean?
He said, well, remember, Joey, there's no cell phones.
There's no cell phones and there's no internet.
There's no none of that shit.
So I went to the Port Authority because what do people do when they finish traveling?
You don't have a cell phone.
When you land, you got to call somebody.
You got to make a call, yeah.
So all of us, well, not us because it wasn't me, but the Chinese people,
because it was whatever time in China when it was over here,
like there was lines all day long.
So you stand by the phone.
You memorize the whole card number and the code,
and now you take that and you hustling it to all the people that land and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So he's like, imagine getting one of those numbers wrong,
or imagine having to memorize those numbers by a phone.
Right.
So we did that, and that's how we got money.
Y'all hustling before the internet is crazy.
And I'm sitting there like, wow.
There was mad different hustles. Hell yeah. There was madall hustling before the internet is. And I'm sitting there like. Crazy. Wow. There was mad different hustles.
Hell yeah.
There was mad different hustles before the internet.
Fam, we go to jail today and don't know who to call because the number's in our phone.
Yeah.
And that really fucked me when I got locked up in New York where you could only dial New York numbers.
Yeah.
Only number I knew by heart is my mom.
201 whatever.
Yeah.
That's the only number I knew by heart is my mom 201 whatever yeah that i was twisted in that jail
but yeah it's just interesting hearing about some of the scams as they were invented or or when some
of these things started rolling out or who was the man in the hood versus who wasn't the man like it
was just real amazing off the act of camacho story check it uh check that doc out if you haven't seen it. It's on Showtime. I will watch that for sure. It's Macho time.
It's Macho time, huh?
I didn't like the end
of that story.
I have to watch the doc.
Yeah.
Tragic end.
He got shot in Puerto Rico.
Yeah.
I mean, I know what
happened to him,
but I didn't see
the actual doc
for more information on it.
Yeah, but it wasn't like,
well, they didn't explain
it to be so calculated.
It was like, somebody picked him up, he went to Puerto like, or they didn't explain it to be so calculated. It was like,
somebody picked him up,
he went to Puerto Rico,
somebody came,
shots was fired,
he died.
Like, nah,
I need a little more than that, man.
There's probably something else to that.
Well, probably so.
Yeah.
Probably so.
Yeah, but I hear a lot of stories
like that.
I hear a lot of stories
recently about,
or maybe I'm seeing
a lot of stories
where wrong place,
wrong time,
your man just come
pick you up to take a ride.
And it's something going on that you don't know about.
Yeah.
That's,
that's,
that's the shit I don't like.
That's why you got to always ask what,
what people are into.
That's not common.
Yeah,
it's not,
but that's why you should know who's around you because their problems become
your problems.
If we all stand here in the car,
sitting in the car together,
driving around,
whatever they got going on,
you now in line with that.
Even if you don't have nothing to do with it if the dudes that he got an issue with see us at
this light right now or wherever we get out it could be a problem for me as well that's why
i mean that's very rare though people know when they got heat on their shoulders or sometimes
you know that your man's got some shit going on, and you're like, man, I'm out of here. When I almost got my head blown off, I had no idea that there was an issue with anybody in the world.
Yeah, I don't think that's that uncommon.
That was just a random...
No.
Maybe not.
But I didn't know.
I'm in a group of 30.
Okay.
So maybe there was something pre-existing there.
But I wouldn't have known. And nobody told me. That's what I'm saying. Okay So maybe there was Something pre-existing there Oh so yeah
But I wouldn't have known
Right but you
And nobody told me
That's what I'm saying
But you being there
With people that
Have issues with other people
That's your issue now as well
Yeah that would've been
A scary way to go out
Fuck the way to go out
Yeah word
I don't wanna go out
Over somebody else shit
Knock on wood
Yeah those are the two times
That
That me almost
Getting my head blown off.
That would have been a bad way to go out.
And that one left turn that the thotty girl was trying to make into the gas station.
I told y'all about one time, right?
I don't think so.
I remember that one.
Random night.
I know the first one.
Me, Johnny, and some thotties.
Random night, me, Johnny, and some thotties.
I'm living over there in Edgewater over there.
The thotties come pick us up.
Night of fun.
Saturday night. Yo, stop and get some cigarettes. Go into the gas station. there in edgewater over over there uh the thotties come pick us up night of fun saturday night uh yo
stop get some cigarettes going to the gas station the driver i don't know this girl
bust a hard left to get in the gas station with a truck coming uh
i'm the passenger yeah she didn like, it wasn't like,
whoa, that was close.
It was like,
well, you shouldn't have made that turn.
Yeah.
I looked to the side.
He couldn't stop.
He just kept going.
Yeah.
Barely missed the back of this car.
Cars are the scariest shit in the world.
My life flashed before my eyes,
and when it did,
I was saying,
horrible way to go out.
Cars are the scariest shit in the world.
I don't know this girl.
I'm just trying to have some fun
on a Saturday night
and she's a fucking idiot.
Yeah.
Gotta go.
Cars are scarier than
anything else combined,
except for maybe cancer.
All the...
Cancer, I might have a couple weeks.
I'm of the belief... Cars, i got a split second yeah i've slammed
into a telephone pole i'm up i'm i'm of the belief wrapped around it and granted i love the elements
more than the average person but i'm of the belief that all of the most beautiful things in this
world are also the scariest things in this world. I thought I said this last week on this pod because somehow I got to thinking about how beautiful it is below the ocean, which also would terrify me if I had to be below the ocean.
And then I looked up and thought the same thing up there.
Boy, it's beautiful looking at my amazing view in the clouds and so forth and so on.
But the higher I go, if I have to stay up there, boy, that could be scary.
I follow some animal pages.
I follow a page on Instagram called Nature is Metal.
Okay.
Nature is Metal.
All they show is nature killing nature.
These animals, to me, are the most beautiful animals in the world.
On this page, they only show them killing each other.
Yeah.
And they explain that this is what it's like
to live in nature.
This is everything is normal.
And I love that page
because all of the comments,
they seem like-
Definition of nature.
Look at this.
Fam.
That's nature.
Yeah, it is.
It is the most beautiful, horrifying thing
and I'm glued to it.
Oh no, I joke with Bazley all the time. I mean, she doesn't say anything back to me. But I laugh. I'm glued to it. Oh no, I joke with Basley all the time.
I mean, she doesn't say anything back to me.
But I laugh. I'm like, yo, your little
cute ass would be
the greatest quick snack ever
if humans didn't exist.
If you had to run outside, Basley, you would
be just a quick little,
you'd be a great Lay's chip for a second.
You're too cute to even
exist anywhere in real nature.
Yeah.
You're here because humans exist.
I don't know why humans act like we're so far removed from nature when we hear stuff like this.
No, no, we are nature.
That's why I said this is regular.
I believe humans eat humans too.
I believe it.
You said what?
I believe humans eat humans.
Yeah, it's called cannibalism.
Yeah.
No, no, no. Stop, stop, but no no no stop stop stop no stop stop stop
stop that's the word when they want to make it horrible and dramatic and a horrible thing and
illegal and against the law that's the word cannibalism that's not the word when they trade it
and i believe that they also trade human meat and traffic human meat the same way they traffic every other meat.
It's not cannibalism there.
I don't know that to be true or false,
so I'm not going to argue on that.
But I'll say this makes
way more sense to me.
That page of all these-
Cannibalism is pretty rare
with species in general.
Yeah, the thing with that nature
is they're eating for survival.
That's what I'm saying.
This makes way more sense to me.
And granted, humans do kill for survival in certain cases, but not in this degree.
I doubt that there's animals that kill animals and just let them rock.
I just killed them to kill them.
No, gorillas do that.
Gorillas don't eat meat at all.
If they kill you-
Cats in general.
Yeah, if they kill you, it's just to kill you.
They only eat plants.
So cats don't kill to eat gorillas?
Not each other.
No, they don't kill to eat.
No, no, no, no.
I'm talking about anything, period.
I'm saying the way we kill things, like humans have killed.
Oh, look at what I sparked here.
Huh?
Look at what I sparked here.
Humans have killed animals for sport just to shoot animals.
We fish for the fuck of it.
Never seen cats?
You never had a cat?
We kill humans sometimes not for survival, for the fuck of it.
Like-
Yeah.
Cats do it for fun.
That's what I'm saying that-
Cats kill-
Not big cats.
House cats kill shit for fun.
Yeah, house cats is different.
We're not talking about house cats.
We're talking about the jungle.
All I'm saying is for the most part,
nature with animals makes way more sense
than what we do as humans.
And the page always at the end of the caption
drop a little nature animal bomb on you.
Imagine if you only got to eat the things
that you killed with your face and hands only.
I'm like yo man
yo you right i'll fuck a chicken yo you right yo what else would you kill something with
as a weapon i think it was the implication oh okay well even if you have a weapon you're still
using your hands but okay i get it no that's a little different. Yeah, bare hands is totally different. Like, I be watching some of the alligator murders,
like when alligators get to eating shit.
And it's terrifying.
They're quick coming out that water, boy.
Yo, I saw this one video, man.
This tiger must have been really thirsty,
but knew that the water was there but it was a hill
and she stuck a little head in there got a little sip peeked around got a little sip and this big
ass gator jumped out of there at the speed of light i watched this shit a million times
and the lion didn't stand a chance trying to get back up the hill and i'm always impressed by that
because them niggas can't move their necks
but so much.
Yeah.
Well, they just drag you in.
Yeah, they drown you.
But then I seen one of them
eat like a horse.
Like, the way they can expand there.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it's just...
They're actually pretty fast.
The pythons, too.
Like, you see...
They're fast as shit.
Some of them can walk on two legs
and, like, really book it.
No.
Those are the scariest
fucking things on Earth.
That's always the funny conversation. You can outrun it. You can get away from it. No, those are the scariest fucking things on earth. That's always a funny conversation.
You can get away from it.
No, funny conversation.
They say gators haven't evolved for like 300 million years
or something stupid like that.
They're one of the oldest animals, period, on earth.
That little, whatever they got going on is pretty efficient.
Let me tell you something, man.
I'm not going to be here the day that this happens,
but one day you humans will have to face the elements or nature.
Well, nature's always going to win.
No shit, but the time in Earth hasn't gotten here
where we get to be face to face like a real Jurassic Park.
You got to handle some of these niggas.
Humans are very arrogant.
I think that that's coming at some point. to fate like a real Jurassic Park. You got to handle some of these niggas. Humans are very arrogant.
I think that that's coming at some point.
I think the way animals have evolved from dinosaurs, whatever,
and how they've adapted to certain things, they're going to start
adapting to cities.
It's going to get real scary
for us. Look at the coronavirus alone.
That's nature
whooping our ass real quick.
We're probably going to have to...
We're probably going to need nature when the humans make the robots take over.
Facts.
This shit is going to be so lit 200 years from now.
Or terrifying.
Nah, that's litty.
As long as I'm here to see it.
That is so lit to me.
Are you kidding me?
I don't want to be here to see it.
So, yeah, let it be 200 years.
I don't think it'll happen. You just want to be here for the good. So yeah, let it be 200 years. I don't think it'll happen.
You just want to be here for the good stuff like the LeBron wins, huh?
There ain't no good stuff here right now.
This shit is crazy right now, too.
LeBron just won.
Okay, outside of that.
Maul, do you know what's going on now?
What's going on now is nothing in comparison to if the elements just get mad.
I understand that,
which is why I don't want to be around when that happens.
He's a Republican. He doesn't agree with it.
Yeah, like I don't even know what I'm warming.
Did you see the day after tomorrow?
Right.
Yeah, but that's... That's
what? That's like... What's my man's name?
Not Nicholas Cage. Whoever he is, shout out to him
because I wouldn't have picked my daughter
up.
That motherfucker walks from...
He walked from D.C. to New York in the snow.
Yeah.
Like an hour.
Hey, little Bradley would have had to die where he stands.
Hope you can make it.
Fam, it was fucked up.
He was still trying to get cell phone service on the trip.
He fell in the mall. I enjoyed that movie. I enjoyed the day after the mall. It was a up. He was still trying to get cell phone service on the trip. He fell in the mall.
I enjoyed that movie.
I enjoyed Day After the Mall.
It was a good movie.
I'm sure we have important stuff to get to.
Come on.
I just dicked around for a little bit.
Pause.
No, it was good.
It was a good little...
I liked it.
Yeah.
Yo, rappers retire, man.
Our NPR audience should like it.
Yeah.
But if we weren't deforesting shit, the coronavirus probably would've never happened.
You know what I'm saying?
Going into fucking caves
and eating bats
and tearing down shit.
I'm just enjoying that.
That's just a small taste
of them being like,
nah.
Every week they tell me
what-
I don't want to eat a bat.
Me either.
Every week they tell me
what podcast we're not.
Like,
it's almost getting fun to me now.
Like,
when we do a bad sports thing y'all
are not a sports podcast when all the political stuff happened i don't want my politics from you
guys yeah when the stock shit started happening oh my god if i wanted stock talk i would listen
to stock talkers yeah so now i'm sure they're gonna, if I wanted to hear about the dinosaurs
in the jungle,
you guys are not the Discovery Channel.
So?
We can get into our immune system if you want.
Okay, fine.
You guys are right.
Bow wow.
Bitch.
If you want the bow wow news,
the JVP.
Let me warm them up.
Let them know what bow is up to now.
Shad. Yo, bow what Bow is up to now. Shad.
Yo, Bow Wow is a legend, man.
Let's just start there.
He is a legend.
He's a legend.
I agree with you.
We have to make sure we give Bow Wow his flowers.
Bow Wow is an undeniable legend in our culture.
One of my uppity, upp family friends like had money for a long
time family friends just on the phone with me and my mom one day they say man you know bow wow
i thought that was an odd question they asked your mom if she knew about it was asking me okay
i've never spoken hip hop with this person.
Didn't even know they listened to hip hop.
Hey, you know Bow Wow?
Yeah, why?
He said, I think he lives in the same building as me, man.
I said, oh, okay, cool, man.
Pretty awesome.
He said, no, it's not.
Yeah.
I don't want no rappers.
He said, he's a terror.
I said, well, what do you mean?
He's running amok.
Oh, it's loud music every night, women. Yeah. Traffic in and out. Yeah. Allegedly. I'm in my head. I said, well, what do you mean? He's running amok. Oh, it's loud music every night, women.
Yeah.
Traffic in and out.
Yeah.
Allegedly.
I'm in my head.
I said, it's a legend.
Legend.
I said, but damn, yo, I could never live in there with that.
That's what I said.
But in my head, I said, legend.
Isn't it funny how you had to change your tone when you're talking to someone like that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, oh, take down the property value.
Yeah.
Because I don't want everyone to know how ignorant I can Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, take down the property value. Yeah.
Because I,
you know,
I don't want everyone to know how ignorant I can be.
Yeah.
So the proper response there is,
you're kidding me.
But you also just don't want to get
in like a deep argument
with them about
basic human shit.
Like Bow Wow
living in the same building?
No,
he's got money,
he can afford it,
he can do whatever the fuck he wants to.
That's a fact.
I don't want to get in that argument with you.
That's not how they view it, though.
They think that they get money to move away from the noise.
Right.
And building residency is different.
You guys.
My neighbors need to relax sometimes.
Let me just jump in.
See, I don't really care.
My neighbors can do whatever the fuck they want.
So they don't bother me.
Let me get my Republican takeoff. It depends, though, on who't really care. My neighbors can do whatever the fuck they want, so they don't bother me. Let me get my Republican takeoff.
It depends, though, on who the neighbor is.
Now that I've been on both sides of it, I've been the guy to blast the speaker at all times of the day.
I'm that guy.
So the cops could come all times of the day.
And while that was happening, saying, damn, I know these white people don't want this black guy moving over here to blast the music at all times of the day.
Like, they moved over here to get away from me.
But now that I'm on the side where I don't really blast music like that.
You got rid of the bows?
I get it.
No, I still got it.
That's just not what my lifestyle calls for today.
So I don't do it.
Now, I still blast music.
It's just not to the extent that I used to.
But boy, I would be angry if somebody lived around me that behaved the way I used to.
I blast music, so my neighbors be loud upstairs.
I don't really care.
As long as you don't infringe on my shit, have a fucking blast.
Make as much noise as you want.
I'll sleep through all that shit.
But you know what I've noticed about me?
That's different.
I was never a fan of loud, loud music in the house like that.
I don't understand
why it has to be that loud
for me to enjoy it
that's just always
it's not a getting older thing
you're better than us
no I'm just saying
as a 15 year old
you're just better than us
is what the problem is
I would never turn
like the system
all the way up
and knock that shit in the house
it depends
you're like when we be in the car
is it 4am
and is it
all we do is
I don't care what time
I just
when it's too loud it's like, I can't even enjoy this shit.
My homeboy, back in the late 90s, everybody had the system in the back of the Honda hatchback.
Solo barracks.
It's like, fam, the bass is so loud.
It's like, fam, you can't even enjoy this shit like this.
You had the eights.
You got to have a well-balanced system.
You had eights in the trunk.
That's a different conversation.
It's like, yo, fam, it feels like I'm at a concert and I'm right at the speaker.
It's a different conversation.
You can't enjoy that.
Yeah.
You can't enjoy that shit.
Y'all had eights, man.
But when your system is nice and I'm drunk, I want to turn that shit up.
But if you have a nice system, you should also have enough space.
That's true.
To where you're not right under the speakers.
That's true.
That's all I'm saying.
I just can't be in a house and a crazy sound system is inside the house and the house is only like a three bedroom house.
It's like famous right here.
I don't know if you have an estate that's different.
Well, that was what I was going to say to parts.
I don't think that this rule applies until you hit a certain amount in rent or mortgage or taxes.
Like anytime I went to my dad's, you know, the Spanish music up, down, side to side all day long.
And even in those cases, people don't like that, though.
They will call the cops.
Really?
Absolutely.
I've never seen the cops come.
Because even in the hood, like coming from the Bronx, I grew up, they used to have these speakers on the fire escapes.
And they used to be going all night.
But people in the building were still working class people.
They had to get up at 6.30, 7 a.m.
It's 2 in the morning on a Wednesday, and y'all still banging music?
People would call the cops.
Now, granted, you think that we in the hood.
Everybody is like, whatever.
No, people got to still work and get up.
And that's the only thing it is.
It's like, yo, you're disturbing me.
So I could sleep.
I grew up.
My parents blasted music.
Not like crazy, but my sisters had parties.
I'll sleep through any fucking thing. That shit don't bother me. That was more a weekend thing in my house blasted music. Not like crazy, but my sisters had parties. I'll sleep through any fucking thing.
That shit don't bother me.
That was more a weekend thing in my house.
Yeah.
The music came on the weekends.
Yeah.
I just shouldn't have been living like that when I was doing it.
This is all I was trying to tell you.
I shouldn't have been living like that.
It depends on what you're playing, how loud you're playing it,
and when you're playing it, I guess.
Not to me.
Joe was playing Slaughterhouse at 5.30 in the morning.
On a Monday.
At obscene levels
And it's like fam
In a residential area
Where they had to work
Yeah
I was just
I know my upstairs
And my thing
Here's my thing with Joe
I used to be like
Yo fam just go in the basement
Right
Like why you gotta take
All the sound system outside
And now the entire
Community care
If you go in the basement
And play that shit
That's why
When I was looking For a new apartment I wanted a duplex So I could at least Have a floor in between Yeah and now the entire community cares. If you go in the basement and play that shit, I'm going to hear my music outside.
When I was looking for a new apartment,
I wanted a duplex so I could at least have a floor in between whoever.
You know what I'm saying?
Because my last place,
and once I moved upstairs, I understood.
Because the music,
you could hear every fucking word we were saying.
It's just being considerate.
Okay, well now Bow Wow retires.
Let me just tell you,
it's been a gradual lesson for me
learning how the world views things like stepping outside
of myself like and all that you're absolutely right why the fuck are you outside blasting
the music like that doesn't make sense but at that age in that headspace you don't care about
the world you get it i get it you're into yourself i don't care how that affects other people and I'm gonna
bump my head on the wall until I grow up enough to learn the lesson that says fam we should consider
other people and you and now you realize that's all your neighbors are trying and we don't need
the police here every hour that's all your neighbors is trying to do they were just trying
to get you to see it from that and you don't need to resist The police when they get here Every hour And you don't like
It's just
But that
And for me
That is the beauty of life
Like being on both sides
Of the fence
At one point
And the other
Like living this way
At one point
Then looking back
And it's like
Oh shit I might have been
Shit was wild
Like you've been
Being wild
Being not wild
But see for me
A lot of that too Joe
A lot of that
During that time for me
i i didn't like that because i know the neighbors expected a stack like that they expected us to be
out there playing music all i have girls naked jumping in the pool five in the morning they
expected that so whenever i know people expect like just a certain type of behavior from you
i like to show them like nah i know how to civil. You know how to be considerate of the community
and neighbors too.
Like,
don't just think that
because we're young black men
living here that
it's going to be a bunch of
fucking noise and disturbances
every day.
See,
I didn't always know
how to be civil.
Right.
But that's what I'm trying to tell you.
I've been rebellious
my entire life.
It's not that the neighbors
did not like you.
They was just like,
fam.
Like,
you got to remember,
people were always
in that part of their
life where they partied like those neighbors in that community we probably used to be terrorists
when they were growing up right but when you reach a certain age and you got kids you got to get up
in the morning and your wife got to go to work and the baby just fell asleep and then it's like
come on fam i know y'all want to have fun but god damn at a certain hour can y'all like taper that
shit down a little bit that's why you can be civil and have naked women in the pool and music just at a civil time you know what the key
is just turn the bass down that's the bass is the only thing that really travels that's it turn the
bass down that's it and whisper while you're naked i do think there's some there might be some
different magic in this new parks house man it's a good space man it feels good the fuck has gotten
into these guys
well I'm on
I've been
I've been spending
four years
trying to figure out
how to get us to talk about
some of the stuff
you guys just discussed
in the last 30 minutes
you guys
about noise ordinances
you guys did it so effortless
noise ordinances
you guys
we could have tackled
noise ordinances
last summer Joel
I just gotta tell you
y'all did that so effortlessly.
Still have a warrant in Edgewater because of it.
You didn't look down at your phone once, buddy.
I was just on my phone.
I didn't see it.
I was checking my fantasy lineup.
I'm getting killed, but it's okay.
I'm getting hammered.
Mashed potatoes.
Can you stop saying that?
Don't give Joel PTSD.
How come when Atlanta niggas say buddy,
somebody's about to die?
Oh, it's a different buddy.
Yeah, it's a different buddy.
There's many different buddies.
That's not like they buddy me and Ian.
New York says buddy and then someone's still going to die.
It depends on who's buddying you, man.
It depends on who's buddying you.
Like when Ian hits me,
hey, good morning, buddy.
Hey, morning, buddy.
That's a friendly buddy.
If Ian say, hey, buddy, how you doing?
Now, if a cop comes up to me and say, hey, buddy, how you doing? I know I'm going to jail. Yeah. See, That's a friendly buddy If Ian say Hey buddy how you doing Now if a cop comes up to me And say hey buddy how you doing
I know I'm going to jail
Yeah
See it's a difference
Or if you're at the bar
And some random guy says
Hey buddy
It's about to
It's about to happen
Yeah anytime
Chief
Boss
Pal
Buddy
Chief
Friend
Chief
Don't call me chief
There's a lot of fighting words
Yeah
We spoke about that
Whenever your homeboy's like
Nah he knows you boss Man I'm your man Don't call me chief. There's a lot of fighting words. Yeah. We spoke about that. Whenever your homeboy's like, nah, he knows you, boss.
Man, I'm your man.
Don't call me boss.
What's wrong?
We can talk.
Tell me how you feeling.
What's on your mind?
Don't call me boss.
Chief is rough.
It's your world, boss.
No, it's not.
What you mad about, fam?
Let's talk about it.
Listen, I still don't understand why you guys keep avoiding that Bow Wow is retiring.
Oh.
All right.
Here's the thing.
That's where we were.
Here's the thing with this, right?
When was the last time Bow Wow put out music?
So?
Don't matter.
I'm just asking, research purposes.
He may have been retired for some time.
Are you suggesting that we retired him before he retired us?
I'm suggesting that maybe sometimes you wake up and
you don't know that you're retired but he said he about to put the album out and he has that right
but he does have the right to put i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure michael jordan still shoots hoops
every now and again how do you how do you feel about this tweet let's start with the first
sentence this is from s moss okay now i know this may sound crazy
no you gotta put a little more sauce on it i know this might sound crazy
i know this might sound crazy to y'all but but after i dropped my last album i'm gonna focus
on tv and film like i haven't been doing that my entire career after my first album as a child
this is all I'm just
trying to say here, man.
Like, what is this
really saying?
And he's joined
the WWE.
And joining the WWE.
I don't want to wrestle, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't want to wrestle, bro.
He's joining wrestling?
It's been a lifelong
childhood dream
to wrestle with the WWE.
Bow Wow,
I'm going to tell you this.
I had a childhood.
You didn't.
You was fucking bitches at a young age.
Wrestling, you can't play with wrestling.
You don't want to wrestle, Bow.
Yeah, you don't.
No, no, no.
You don't want to play with wrestling.
Damn, I want to know when Rory started fucking with the E's.
With the E's?
Yes, with the E's.
Oh, with the E's? With the E's? Yes, with the E's. Oh, with the E's. With the E's.
I'm here to pause today.
Consensual.
Of course.
I'm here today, y'all.
Of course.
No, with the E's.
No, I lost my virginity at 14.
Did he say 17?
With the E's.
No.
17, 18.
With the E's?
Shut up.
Shut up.
It was around whores.
No way.
It was around what? It was around whores. No way. It was around what?
It was around whores.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Then you didn't answer my question.
I mean when the ease is dictated by you.
Not the circumstance.
Yes.
I don't mean she's just tossing it up to you, buddy.
At what age did you realize you could do this with the ease um and that can't be 17 18 i
don't care no but it probably wasn't too far from it damn 20 he's the man 21 that's a that's a that's
the age where you probably 21 fucking if you're going by what you're saying with that type of
21 year whoa impressive the ease i think you might be misinterpreting the ease.
Me?
No, him.
Oh, yeah.
Not me.
I don't think so.
I didn't do nothing with the ease at 21.
I was still figuring shit out.
Well, Joe, you were in a whole different world when you were 21 versus when I was 21.
You was a fucking rapper.
Yeah, no.
21?
I wasn't.
That wasn't nothing for money.
See, I can understand if Joe said that.
Like, I was dealing with chicks in the hood.
No, I was definitely 21, 22.
I was definitely fucking a lot.
That's not what I asked.
That would be the ease.
No.
No.
The volume don't dictate the ease.
That means it's pretty easy.
If I go outside and I come back with a hundred pair of sneakers.
No, it's like, what do you...
And then I go back out again and I'm coming every day. I'm coming. I'm bringing with 100 pair of sneakers. No, it's like when you... No. And then I go back out again and I'm coming every day.
I'm coming...
I'm bringing 100 pair of sneakers with ease.
I think Joe is just buying like when it's whatever you want and you're shooting a very
high percentage.
Whatever you want?
Yeah, I'm not talking about the volume.
Yeah.
That would be ease, no?
Yeah.
No.
He's talking about the quality and the percentage.
Quality?
When does quality have to do with ease?
Yeah, quality has nothing to do
with ease. That's not true.
That's not true.
When did you start fucking the highest
of crop you ever fucked? That's a different question.
You said, when did you start fucking with ease? That's what you said.
No, because that question don't
say that you did that
with the ease. Like, what I mean is
like, if, maybe not today,
but at some point in my life,
I would go in a club
and feel like
I could fuck anybody in here.
It's just a matter of who.
Okay, and I think I...
Where and how.
I think I answered that.
Like how am I going to do this here?
It could be a tough sell.
She could be an easy,
easy Vic.
This could not be happening
in mass volume.
So I answered... But when I hit hit the target she's going down i answered that question that's the e i answered that question
very very articulately you at 21 going into the rap world and me being at 21 in the hood
yes every house party wherever i went to was with the ease you being in a
i never called you a liar i said that was impressive i said wow i'm saying you like
when you're talking about going into a club with a bunch of super rich dudes whether whatever they
was doing or if they were just famous was not the world I was living in at 21.
So I was with the ease at the house party with quality, quality women.
It just wasn't that.
But that's still off the circumstance.
I'm just saying it was with the ease.
You asked the question, I answered it.
I was definitely fucking a lot at 21, 22.
I was fucking a lot at 16.
I was too.
But it wasn't like women that I didn't want to fuck.
Okay, I'll fuck you.
It was girls that I was like,
I like her.
Do y'all believe yourselves to have low self-esteem?
Absolutely.
I've been to that.
Yes?
No.
You?
Sometimes, yeah.
So that's yes.
Yeah.
Low self-esteem?
I can be bad confidence
and still have low self-esteem
at times, yeah.
It depends on the circumstance,
really. I don't run around with
it but i have i'm so confused by this stuff why why i only asked i asked this question based off
their answers seeming to be uh dictated by circumstance so that's why i asked because
what i'm trying to get out of them is a feeling that they carry no matter where they go and they
keep telling me about a circumstance so i asked that question and then the first thing out your mouth is depends on the circumstance
and that's the part that's confusing to me because if if we're talking about self-esteem
high self-esteem low self-esteem like what does the circumstance have to do with anything
no that's the circumstance that i could walk into a party with low self-esteem and fuck
in general.
Like Park said, depending on the circumstance.
But there are certain situations where I might have lower self-esteem.
Like when?
Yeah, like what?
I don't know.
It depends on maybe the company that I'm in or the room that I'm in,
the place that I'm in.
If it's somewhere unfamiliar, I might have a slightly different feeling.
I might play the pocket a little bit.
But playing the pocket don't necessarily mean low self-esteem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you're low self-esteem.
Oh, okay.
I think highly of myself.
Yeah, I'm the same way.
Like, in certain places I walk in, I'm not going to just, like, just give it all up immediately.
Like, you play the cut, you feel the energy, and you jump in line accordingly with what's going on.
Right.
But self-esteem is just something that you carry no matter what circumstance.
I feel like I create circumstance.
Circumstance don't create me.
I feel like high self-esteem sometimes can imply cockiness, which I am in certain places very cocky.
But in other places, maybe I'm just normal.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, because you were very cocky in the pre-RZA when you jumped in there.
But listen, you called pre-RZA.
Listen, man, take the fucking cord.
Throw it on the other side.
Take the aux out.
Flip it, reverse the phase.
Right, because that's your zone.
That's your element.
That's what you do.
Well, I'll take that a step further.
Parks is one of those gentlemen that doesn't allow people to see him in areas that's not his zone.
Take that.
Let's break it down. Maybe. Break he's in he's engineered by profession yeah he's great at it
i'm not gonna waste our time with figuring out how many hours of his week goes to that but he's
excellent at it yeah so he dances in that arena of excellence a lot right Right. Then he pods. And we the best.
Right.
Dairy goes with
however many hours
in the rest of his week.
Yeah, okay.
And when he's not doing that,
he's in his relationship.
Which he paints
the way he does.
And we joke.
The best,
more excellence.
Okay.
We don't get to,
who gets to see him
in an area
that he is not his best?
Well, part of that too is knowing
where not to place yourself
where you feel like you don't perform well.
I disagree so much there.
I so disagree with that.
I couldn't disagree more.
As you get older,
as you're,
the older you get,
the older you get,
listen,
the older you get,
the older you get, you know, first of all, the older you get The older you get New grit vibes Listen The older you get MCV The older you get
You know
First of all
The older you get
You can go and do
Whatever the fuck you want
If you don't want to go there
You don't have to go there
I don't want to go there
Yeah but how am I going to know
If I don't go
I've explored a lot of spaces
You know places
You know places right now
You would ask
If somebody called
Yo we over here
You're like I'm not going there
To answer directly
To Joe's thing
Like I have experienced
a lot of shit in my life
I've lived in a lot
of different cities
I've been in a lot
of different social circles
I know what I like
and what I don't like
so I put myself
where I want to be
and I can execute that
you're a grown man
yeah
that's all it is
maybe yeah
and a grown man
with a lot of fucking experience
but you don't think
experimenting
for evolution purposes
for your own life
how do you know that's the only thing you love what do you mean because I've done experimenting for evolution purposes for your own life,
how do you know that that's the only thing you love?
What do you mean?
Because I've done mad different shit.
Okay.
Way more shit than I think the average individual has. You're at an entire different part of your life
where you feel the best you felt
and the most confident that you felt.
Sure.
Why wouldn't this be a time to go explore other things?
Oh, I still do, I think.
I mean, right now it's a little bit weird because we can't go anywhere then you don't what do you mean what's
the circumstance i think i think you're saying you're in the perfect time to go find to answer
what rory's saying i think you're in a perfect time now such a centered place to really go look
at other things that you would love sure so why not do it um i spent most of my teenage and 20s and 30s
doing that cool you got to this place to be centered you know how hard that is to be as a
centered person it's the hardest thing on earth so now that we've figured it out i'm not saying
leave it i'm saying but now i know myself the most let me go find something else that may give
me the same feeling eventually because I pray
that you live a long life. You got mad
years to go. That's facts.
I like Rory with his coarse cut.
So I think that
yeah, now that you know what you like.
Your cordless rungs.
I'm a cordless rung.
Now Bluetooth Rory different.
That's a fact.
I was challenged
like this
a couple years ago
by
I'm with you
on what you're saying
by a person
cause getting where you're at
is very difficult
I'm with you
and I think you can
keep going
for sure
and I plan to keep going
cause you know
you have the ability
to do so
and find a center
and know what you like
and don't like
so don't stay there
no doubt
absolutely
but with a certain
amount of growth
and be clear
I've come a long way
from fucking
recording sessions
with Joe
and his rapping days
no disrespect
obviously
and digging in the crates
and all that shit.
I've become an entirely
different person
in the last five years.
Sure.
So I am still growing
and I am still doing things.
Right.
But you just do more of what you like that's
the beauty of it exactly with the experience of life you figured out what you figured you just
figured out what you like what you prefer what you like here's my thing that's what it is
why that's what it is as a grown man I'm not going as a grown man you don't put yourself
in places where you feel like yo yo, this is not my scene.
This is not my vibe.
You missed what Joe
and I were saying.
With self-esteem
and insecurities,
it doesn't come from
when him and I
walk into a room,
we're not confident
in who we are
and what we do.
Insecurities has to do with
is it the right thing
and are we doing enough?
It's much different
than I don't want
to be complacent and shit.
That's where my self-esteem
issues come in.
Oh, sure. And that's where my insecurities come in. No, that's different. That's where my self-esteem issues come in. Oh, sure.
And that's where my insecurities come in.
No, that's different.
It's a complicity thing, which, by the way,
I think what I'm saying is also toxic to me.
I don't think I'm right.
Like, not really appreciating what you're doing and continuing on.
There's a thing back here that's always like, go, do more, go.
I act on it so much in my life outside of this podcast.
I have insecurities and self-esteem issues because I kind of throw myself into things that typically wouldn't work.
They've worked for me and they haven't.
So yeah, I still walk around with self-esteem issues.
Still walk around with insecurities.
Am I confident in my abilities?
Of course.
I wouldn't throw myself into some shit I know nothing about
if I didn't.
But it's still there.
I'd be a fucking liar
if I was like,
nah, I'm the man.
I know what time it is
every time.
Oh yeah, no doubt.
Of course.
That's what my point about
that it depends
on the situation
where my self-esteem lies.
Listen,
as long as Bow Wow
is confident,
I'm cool.
He's not very confident
wrestling,
I can tell you that now.
That's a dream, but...
It's scripted, though.
As long as Jermaine Dupri is scripting it, he'll be fine.
Okay.
We've seen this before.
Listen, he's a legend in my eyes.
I agree with you.
It is what it is.
Bow Wow is a legend.
And I think this album is going to be kind of nuts.
Yeah, you laid back.
What's up?
Whenever you sit Indian style and start smiling... He's taking some shit in. and I think this album is going to be kind of nuts yeah you laid back what's up whenever you
whenever you sit Indian style
and start smiling
he's taking some shit in
nah I'm chilling
nah you ain't chilling nigga
I know that look nigga
nah I'm super chilling
it's that same look
that right before season one
of Love and Hip Hop
you ain't chilling nigga
I know what you're saying
nah that was
that was
nah that was just hard
I enjoyed sitting back
and just listening to that exchange.
That was awesome.
We cut some chords, man.
That was awesome.
Gotta cut some chords.
Speaking of Bow Wow While We Here, I gotta do it.
Did we talk about what he said about what his album was going to be?
I didn't even know that he gave us the trailer to his album.
No, he did.
He gave us a little trailer.
He was saying that each song was going to be named after a chick that he was dating and rap about the entire.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, I didn't.
Just keep talking about us?
No, no, no, no.
We can't do that.
How old is Barrow?
Listen, I like rapping about your experiences, but you don't have to make it so direct.
Is Barrow 30?
1, 2, 1, 2.
Is he 31 yet?
1, 2, 1, 2.
I'm 30.
He's 33?
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I always thought I was so much a single and ain't nothing in it.
I'm liking it, but I just want the one that I was dealing with.
That's not the end of it.
A four-year gap don't mean shit.
Yo, you, y'all cannot speak over this greatness.
They can't hear that on YouTube. We were stepping on the bars.
We perform for our YouTube audience as well.
Yeah, we talk on YouTube.
We don't just talk for whatever that app is.
She ain't called.
He ain't even appalled.
Lies.
Caught you.
Didn't happen.
Lies.
Not this time.
Didn't happen.
Not this time.
Flexify.
Didn't happen.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
We made it up.
Didn't happen. Not this time. It's false. No. Not this time. wait, wait. We made it up. Didn't happen.
Not this time.
It's false.
No way.
Not this time.
We created it.
Not this time.
No.
Not this time.
It's totally made up.
Pure fiction.
It's fiction.
It's fiction.
We made it up.
It's fiction.
We made it up.
It's a made up tale.
It's a total fabrication.
It never happened.
It never happened.
I can't figure out why this is so funny.
That's hilarious.
I love when he goes, that's the background music. No way. No way. It's false. Nope. It never happened. It never happened. I can't figure out why this is so funny. That's hilarious. I love when he goes,
that's the background music.
No way.
No way.
Nope.
It never happened.
Complete fabrication.
It's fiction.
It's an urban legend.
It's an urban legend.
We made that up.
We got you.
We got you.
It's an urban legend.
Somebody wrote this.
We made this one up.
It's fiction.
It's an urban legend.
We made this one up.
We made it up.
It's nothing. I'm trying to make you go. It's an urban legend. We made this one up. We made it up. We made it up.
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Damn, I got to pull myself together.
Because when I'm with somebody, all I think about is you.
Come on, man.
I'm all alone.
Wait, wait.
See, when Joe said that, I was the bad guy.
When I'm with somebody, all I think about is you.
They killed me when I said, when I'm with my other bitches,
all I think about is you.
Bow Wow said it, and it's beautiful.
T-Pain, whoever said it. No, it didn't. It sounds beautiful on track. When I'm with somebody, all I think about is you. Bow wow say it and it's beautiful. T-Pain, whoever said it.
No, it didn't.
It sounds beautiful on track.
When I'm with somebody
all I think about is you.
Yeah, but you didn't
harmonize.
What is the difference?
He didn't harmonize.
Yeah, you didn't harmonize.
You didn't have to auto-tune
on your voice when you said it.
That's my fault.
And say it.
I should have put the auto-tune.
I should have put the auto-tune.
And what was the line
T-Pain said?
That's my fault.
That's me.
That's me.
I got the auto-tunes.
You don't got the auto-tunes.
Yeah, but you got to auto-tune when you tell your girls something like that. What was the line to your page. That's my fault. That's me. That's me. I got the auto-tunes. You don't got the auto-tunes. Yeah, man.
You got to auto-tune it when you tell your girls something like that.
What was the line you said?
When I'm with my hoes, all I do is tell them about you.
Yeah.
It doesn't hit the same.
That's what I'm saying.
I was kind of ill, but it was a lie.
It doesn't hit the same.
That's another line when I knew it was time to reply.
Auto-tune it.
That was crazy.
Auto-tune it.
Whatever the line was.
I don't even remember the line.
Oh, and Johnson wrote this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
whatever the line was I don't even remember the line
but
oh and
and Johnson wrote this
yeah
yeah
hey
yo a breakup was so rough
on a sidekick
I don't know why that was
but I feel him
I don't wanna fuck the energy to me, do to me.
I don't want to fuck the energy up by playing some of the songs
that helped Joe through his breakup
right before Valentine's Day.
I don't want to do that.
Oh, wait.
Yes, I do.
Because right when out of my system was out
and I was going through it,
hold up, where's my joint at, man?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
They trying to act like I ain't got
breakup joints for them on Valentine's Day.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Boy, was I hurt.
Boy, did I not want her to leave when she left.
Back when this one dropped.
Oh, man. leave when she left back when this one dropped oh man neil help me hey talk to these i can't
get her back i don't want to back hold up you're a liar i can't get her back.
Yo, if the second half was true, the first line don't exist.
If you ain't want her back, nigga, how you know you can't get her back?
You tried.
Mad times, you tried.
You tried.
Didn't work.
Neo has a good break. I can't get her back, but.
Nigga said, but.
But I don't want her back.
You're lying. Oh, shit. If you can't get her back, but. But. But I don't want it back. You're lying.
Oh, shit.
If you can't get it back, it's an urban legend.
You definitely want it back.
Wait, we made this up.
Wait, this is how you know he was lying.
It's fiction.
We made it up.
This is an urban legend.
It's an urban legend.
This is how you know he lying.
The next line, give it away.
The next line was, I figured out that she don't know how to act.
You just figured that out, buddy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just now.
That just happened.
You missed all the red flags, the signs.
You seen her friend group.
You saw her core support group.
Her core support.
Her focus group.
Her faha.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Her faha.
You met her uncles, her cousins.
Neo is the king.
She's a grandma. Neo is the king. She's a grandma.
Neo is the king of pretending to not want Shorty back.
This in 09, I think he went to Shorty's wedding and said he was just going to fade into the background.
Yeah.
Neo's a creep.
This is my shit.
Hey.
Look, Dirty Mackin.
You asked Shorty's wedding He's got a random
Text from Uber Eats
Uber Eats texts you all day long
Tony Baloney's just
Gave me a deal for a limited time
I've never even heard of Tony Baloney
Who the fuck is Tony's bologna?
Yo, number one,
Uber Eats will text you
all day long
even when you didn't
order something.
Yeah, like, what the fuck?
Number two,
Uber Eats over there
around my way,
they trying to get
fucking slick now,
no couriers.
Bitch.
What you mean?
Oh, I hate that.
No couriers nearby?
What you mean, no couriers?
Oh, my God.
Nigga, this is down the street.
Find a courier.
Right, it's right up the block.
What the fuck you mean?
Hey, text me back when. Find a courier. Right. It's right up the block. What the fuck you mean? Hey, text me back.
I'll come get it.
When you get a courier.
Like, why I got to keep pressing the button?
I don't understand.
Ubeats is crazy, man.
I don't use that shit.
So, Papoose and Bow Wow are retiring.
What did Pap say?
I didn't see his statement.
Here we go.
I've made the decision that 2021 will be my last year rapping.
So, I am announcing my retirement.
It was a decision I wrestled with internally,
but I've decided to move on with my life and focus on my family and
investments.
Explain Papoose to show my humble and sincere appreciation to all of my
supporters and fans.
I've decided to release a new project every month in 2021,
with each project being titled after the current month.
This is something I've never done before, but I'm excited.
So he's not retiring this year.
One day, y'all going to give me my flowers, man.
I don't know when.
And shout out to Pep.
I don't know when.
I'm mixing stuff.
Pep is my guy.
Love Pep. I don't think he's retiring. But this is don't know when I'm mixing stuff Pap is my guy love Pap I don't think he's retired
but this is not a retirement Pap
Mr. Poose
don't call him Poose
Mr. Poose
Pap
cause y'all know I love Pap
that's my guy
a project every month
for the entire year
yo I'm gonna retire
but here's 12 projects in a row
Pap Poose is in my like
hip hop hall of fame.
So I want to be clear
with, listen to y'all, listen to some
of y'all out there. Stop it.
Yes.
Hip hop hall of fame, god damn it.
And I spoke about this with Rim a lot.
Do y'all know how
awkward it is for me to see Papoose
in pictures with Fat Joe?
Nah, they squashed
that though. So? It happened.
Joe is signed with
Roc Nation now. So what?
It happened. Yes. I'm saying people can
move on. No, you're absolutely right.
I'm just talking about. I think it's great. It's awesome.
It's the greatest thing ever.
I'm just saying it's
funny to see and every time I see it
I'm reminded that Papoose is that nigga, man.
No, I fuck with Pap like on a man, human level.
Papoose is that guy.
But this is not a retirement announcement.
No.
Hey, I'm about to drop mad projects.
This is a rollout.
This is an active rollout.
I got 11 albums coming this year.
I got 11 projects.
If you have 11 projects coming, then...
That's someone's whole life.
Exactly.
Sorry.
Sorry, Pat.
We love you, but...
You ain't retiring.
Yeah, this ain't no announcement.
Once all of them drop, then say, hey, I'm done.
Listen, I'll be done rapping after...
I told y'all years ago.
But I'm not mad at him for even flirting with it, though.
I think more rappers should flirt with it.
Flirt with what?
Retirement?
Yeah.
I'm with it.
I think more rappers should.
I want to go get a petition of rappers that need to retire and should retire and want to retire.
Because I think part of the big fear of retirement is as rappers, we don't know what the fuck we're supposed to do in retirement.
That's the problem.
Well, that's anybody in any profession.
Can you define that?
No, it's not.
Some people that worked at a hospital for 30 years,
they don't know what they're going to do after they retire.
Jesus, buddy.
You're missing it.
No, no, no.
I'm talking, you said what they're going to do after they rap.
That exists.
I'm saying that exists for people to have regular jobs.
They don't know what they're going to do after they're done with being a teacher.
They don't know what life is after that.
You keep naming professions
that have money taken away from it.
Let me just talk.
Money aside,
I'm not even talking about money.
I'm talking about life.
No, no, no.
No such thing as money aside in this country.
Not when it comes to retirement.
No, sirree, Bob.
If you think every teacher pension
is going to make them good afterwards,
no, no, no, no. Your mother's sister's a think every teacher pension is going to make them good afterwards.
No, no, no, no.
Your mother's sister's the teacher.
It doesn't mean you're good forever.
Yeah, I never said that.
I'm talking about life. I can't even talk to get my point out, so don't try to put words in my mouth.
No, I'm just talking about life after retiring from doing something that you've done more than half of your life.
Like when athletes retire, some of them literally go crazy because that routine is not there anymore.
The season is not there.
They're traveling.
Now they're with family more.
A lot of people go crazy because it's a whole new life now.
But money aside, I'm just talking about when people retire from something that they love and they've done most of their life, it can be tough for anybody, whether you have money or you don't.
It's just that my entire life is different now.
What do I do? People just sit around literally and they just start trying shit like i don't know what any of this
is like i dedicated 20 years of my life to playing a sport now that that's over what do i have to do
i don't even know how to really i thought i knew how to be a dad i don't okay i feel what he's saying me too and this year i want to be clear and articulate this stuff
i feel him too and i believe all that stuff to be true and exist i was highlighting
i was highlighting rappers for more a more specific reason not to dispute any of that stuff but just to say life
expectancy on the career of a rapper i think today it might be two years or three years
right if that so when you talk about artists being afraid to retire and maybe keeping something going
a little longer than even they themselves would like to we talking about in a
three three year period you're naming doctors and teachers and yes rory everyone's not just a okay
after especially the teacher teachers is fucked up out there i know i have some teacher friends as
well however there are a lot of professions that get some of the money taken out of their check for 15 20 years
pensions and all that shit to attempt to hold them down and if not there's government services
that attempt to jump in by that time there's social security there's other things if your
career is over as a rapper right at 26 that's 66 years old so i know some people are either forced retired well before 66
years old listen hopefully i'm i'm blessed enough and god blesses me enough to get there and learn
about all the things you're saying i know as a rapper at 26 no money coming in shit is fucked
up career dwindling no support blah blah blah blah blah I can see why some of them keep forcing it is all is all I'm saying rather than saying hey I'm done and
I'm finished we already didn't get health care and shit to begin with so now you complete completely
on your own with just nothing that's all I'm saying okay so rappers retire out of what when
an athlete retires, it's usually because
physically their body
just can't withstand anymore.
Rappers are typically retired
by the fans,
not by themselves.
Right.
So that's why whenever I say...
I hate when y'all say that.
It's true.
But I still hate when y'all say it.
It's true.
It is true.
But I still want to explain
why I hate when it's said.
Yes, it's true. But that has been traditionally explain why I hate when it's said. Yes, it's true.
But that has been traditionally.
And I think that's for mad reasons.
But today, I'd like to hopefully highlight more ways for artists to thrive in retirement
so so many of them don't have to be afraid of retiring.
No, no, no.
I'm saying why do...
Here's why I don't understand why musicians, period, would retire now.
Because you can literally record music when you want.
You can release music when you want.
You can book your own shows.
You can do...
There's so much independence in music right now.
To me, it just doesn't make sense for an artist who already has a fan base,
who already has a fan base who already
has a core uh fan base that's that supported them throughout their entire career why do you
abandon that now to say i'm gonna try to figure out something else you can step away from it for
a few years but when you say i'm retiring like announcing that retirement to me is like but why
would you do that because you can always come back to this because now it's
it's so easy to just
put out your music
to the world
whenever you want
well I can understand
artists retiring
because they just
no longer feel
maybe not motivated
that spark to create
so I understand that part
I understand that part
but even in that
it's like
that's why I said
why do rappers retire
why do they announce their
retirement well some people are just over it i mean again i do i do think for the for the most
part usually the fans retire rappers usually well that's not let me have artists artists period yeah
yeah but i can understand it if an artist just no longer if you're not motivated to create then i
i get it.
But even in that,
you can't announce a retirement from that
because you might wake up next month
and find all the motivation in the world
to create again.
So it's like,
that's why I just don't understand
rappers announcing a retirement.
That's why I don't like the word retired.
Yeah, it's just like,
yo, bro.
Hiatus.
Yeah, you could just step away.
You don't have to announce
that you're not putting out any music anymore.
You could just not put out music anymore.
Right.
And then one day I will look at them like, damn, they ain't put out music in three, four years.
Well, I mean, it's such a weird business to begin with.
You're selling sounds.
It's a really odd business, period.
But it takes creativity.
I would never stop selling tires when tires were working because I was uninspired by tires.
And then 10 years later, I'm I'm like wait you know what fire is a really cool
Firestone winter time all in my name snow tires so yeah it's a it's an
interesting business where you can't put the same rules I think as product to
consumer the way that we do with other things but I still yeah I don't like the
word retired because i think one day
you'll be inspired and i wanted to ask you what the definition of retired was because i think
there's plenty of artists that no longer put out music that write music every day and even record
it and even create it yeah i'm too triggered to even have this talk with you guys on any love you
so it's okay i'm shutting up and letting y'all talk. It's tough. Like, again,
it always brings,
it gets me triggered because do you know,
have you ever tried to sell one of something?
Like it always leads me there.
Like,
it's tough for me to listen to this from y'all because y'all just make it
sound so easy.
You don't want to create or to sell.
No,
I think selling music is,
is one of the most difficult things on earth.
Like you,
you,
like you just didn't say,
I don't even understand why you were retired when the output you can do today is from your home.
You can send this.
You're talking about the output.
You're talking about the action.
No, no, no.
I also said it.
Now, if you're not inspired or motivated to create, I understand that.
But don't announce a retirement from it because you can wake up two, three months from now and find all the motivation and inspiration to create again.
That's all I'm saying.
Just don't announce the retirement.
Just stop making music. Stop creating. Let's live I'm saying. Just don't announce the retirement. Just stop making music.
Stop creating.
Let's live in that example that you just painted.
All right, I'm uninspired,
but I won't announce it for that reason.
And now you're opening yourself up to criticism,
backlash, and all of this bullshit
from an audience that thinks you're dormant.
They don't know you're uninspired.
Are we talking about that now?
They don't know that you flirting with retirement either.
We've killed Bryson Tiller for like, where is he at?
Like, we just did that on the show when artists were successful and then they just disappeared.
I don't need nobody else to tell me that Bryson Tiller don't really give two fucks about music.
No, I wouldn't say that.
Got it.
That's Joe's opinion.
I wouldn't say he don't give a fuck about music.
I said two fucks.
I wouldn't say he don't give two fucks about music.
I don't think he gives two fucks about music.
He might got one fuck though. Yeah, two fucks. I wouldn't say he don't give two fucks about music. I don't think he gives two fucks. He might get one fuck though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Definitely, definitely.
You could think he don't,
but I'm not going to say
he don't give two fucks about music.
That's why I understand.
Because he don't put out music
the way you would want him to,
as much as you would want him to.
I don't want him to put nothing out.
I ain't the biggest
Bryson Tiller fan.
No, I'm just saying,
but why do you say that though?
Because he doesn't put out music
at a volume that you think he should?
No, because he doesn't do anything
conducive with having a successful music career
i don't not one thing i don't understand that but okay what do you mean by that
and i don't know if we have this conversation yeah i don't know if we need to i don't care
it's like it's not that important it's a very you say what it sounds really harsh you don't
do interviews you don't tour you don't put a lot of music out you don't drop the lead you don't do
shit what are you talking about like don't make me sound like i put a lot of music out. You don't drop the lead. You don't do shit. What are you talking about?
Don't make me sound like I'm hating on somebody.
A lot of people don't do interviews, though.
I'm not saying you hating on them.
You don't know.
Bryson Tiller specifically and a few other gentlemen that move in that space of I'm not
doing anything.
You can't see me.
You can't talk to me.
And you're getting one project every three to four years.
Sorry.
I'm not killing the niggas that say they might not give
the most fucks about music.
Do you know that
that used to be the standard
for like superstars?
If not longer.
Well, yes and no.
Yes and no.
I'm not about to tell me something.
We in 2021.
I'm just telling you
it's not far-fetched
because everybody used to do it.
It's also not entirely true.
Yeah, I got it.
The Beatles put out
like three albums a year.
I'm not saying...
No, he's talking about more recently.
I know.
Obviously, there are some people that do.
But I'm just saying like The Weeknd doesn't do interviews.
That's true.
There's a lot of artists...
And I don't want to take what I'm saying...
Like I'm saying I understand about Bryson Tiller,
not just because of his musical output.
He's married.
He's moving.
He's happy.
Like we see him happy.
But that's why...
Like I'm judging shit.
Let me talk for a minute. That's why I just you see what i start you start seeing shit like that like when
papu says yo i'm gonna drop music for a year and then i'm done when i hear that i don't think
i can understand that rim is moving like moving moving it's the baby pap is family man it's checks
from other places the game maybe wasn't
Didn't love me the way I loved it
Like there's intangible things
Is what I'm saying
That y'all just skip
And it's triggering for me
As a nigga that retired and dealt with it
No no no
Why doesn't Bryson get those things
You niggas that have never sold a thing
Make this shit sound real simple
No no no
And it's triggering
No no no
You're missing something Because it's personal to you so when you hear certain shit you just
stop listening listen to what i'm saying bryson you just gave pat poose all the reason to not
want to make music anymore but you wouldn't give bryson the same to give two fucks about music
bryson you just said he has a family he had he he has a a new He has a newborn.
He has a relationship.
These are some of the same things that's going on in his life.
Even people killing you.
I'm sorry.
Let me just clarify before y'all finish.
No, no, no.
Let me clarify his point before you start.
Because when Pat came out with Kase Slay,
he was the biggest rapper ever in New York.
And they killed him.
Bryson was the biggest R&B artist
and they killed him afterwards.
I only didn't name those Bryson attributes
with Patoose
because I already named them
and I believed them to apply to Papoose too.
That's all I'm saying.
Like if I'm saying that,
if I'm looking at what Bryson's output is,
someone could assume that.
Somebody could assume the same thing about Papoose.
You could.
So it's still there.
I'm not treating them differently.
You are because you gave one.
I'm not.
One is married and looks
one is one is recently married and looks happy the further he steps away from music the other
had a long mixtape run and is happy the further he steps away from music okay one why y'all trying
to make it sound like i'm saying something quicker that's that's subjective in life one found
happiness i'm not talking about the speed in which it happened.
I'm talking about what exists.
And I think it exists for them both.
Okay, but what I'm saying is this.
You can't... Because it always comes back to this, Joey.
How you said y'all have never put out,
tried to sell music or...
I have.
No, I didn't say sell music.
I said sell something.
That's the biggest lie ever.
Well, no, no. Allegedly. No, here's what I'm saying. I'm saying seriously. I sold things. That's the biggest lie ever. Well, no, no.
Allegedly.
No, here's what I'm saying.
I'm saying seriously.
Not allegedly.
Here's what I'm saying.
A thousand times over.
You can't.
What you were selling?
Are you crazy?
I'm asking.
I'm asking to be enlightened, not to diminish.
I'm asking to learn.
I've sold tickets to the Barclays Center with an unproven idea
all with merch
let alone
with selling
a creative agency
with music videos
that's how we met
like what are you talking
I've only sold
everything my entire life
I know everything
there is about
unproven selling shit
and
from when I was
fucking 18
to 30 that's all I know but on the top all i know
and i've happened to be okay and successful at it but no but something that joe said in particular
when he said you love something and they didn't love you as much as you loved it that's big though
that is big that's life but when we talk about music but when we talk listen but when we talk
about the business of selling music and putting out music, maybe
you just weren't that good as an artist.
That's true.
So you can't...
Right.
So my thing is you can't...
That's true.
You can't say like, oh, the game didn't love me as much as I loved it.
No.
Maybe the person that we're talking about didn't create music to the level that the
masses would accept it or would support it.
That's another perspective.
Right.
But my thing is
that's not something to be
mad at the game about.
That's not something to be mad
at the music business about.
You can't be mad
at the music business
because you didn't sell
what you thought you should sell.
Or you weren't as successful
as you thought you should have been.
No, you cannot.
That's a level of insanity
to be mad
that the world
didn't appreciate your music.
You can be mad at that.
Mo, can I ask you a question?
How can you be mad at that? I'm not saying it's illogical. I'm saying you can be mad at it question how can you be mad real quick can i just ask you one question and then y'all could talk because i want to step off anyway uh on a scale of one to ten what level of self-awareness do you
think most humans walk around with self uh i don't know what most humans walk around with because
what you that's what i would assume myself Myself included sometimes. Of course, because we're fucking idiots.
But when Maul talks, it's almost like you assume everybody to be that self-aware.
You're right.
No, no, no, no, no.
Some niggas been trash.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're right.
Niggas couldn't pop it off because we was trash.
But you expecting everybody to know that about themselves?
I'm expecting that if you're in a space
where you're trying to sell to the public
and it's not selling the way
you would want it to sell,
yes, you should do some research
on why it's not selling
the way you think it should sell.
Yes, absolutely.
I think people do that.
That's all I'm saying.
So when it comes to that,
not everyday life.
I'm talking about strictly
as trying to sell product to the world. If it's not selling the way you thought it would or would want comes to that, not everyday life. I'm talking about strictly as trying to sell product to the world.
If it's not selling the way you thought it would or would want it to sell,
then you have to do some research on why it's not selling the way you thought it would.
I'm not sure either of these gentlemen or Bryson Tiller are retiring.
We move past that.
I'm just talking about the general.
That's all I'm saying because I get it.
You create something.
You put your heart and soul into it
and then you try to sell it
and people are like,
I'll pass on that.
Of course it does
something to you.
But you don't sit back.
What if it's good?
What if it's good?
What if it's good?
What?
Subjective.
Music is subjective, bro.
Everybody's not going to...
I know, but you just gave me
the example of the guy
that is super trash
so that's why it's not
panning out for you.
I said maybe he's trash.
Maybe, but give me the example of when that's how it's going andning out for you. I said maybe he's trash. Maybe. But give me the example
of when that's how it's going
and he's not trash at all.
Yeah,
because there's a lot
of examples
of extremely talented people
that just didn't sell
a lot of records
because they didn't do
the things that...
Well,
it's also...
And that's why I get mad
when Maul says
when shit is fucked up
niggas need to do the research.
Yes, Maul,
but do you know
what that entails?
Yeah.
Absolutely. You know how, exactly how much research that is absolutely but a lot of it too and this is fucked up but a lot of it with recording artists recording music music is is all it's a lot of
timing they go where's everybody in the world where's the world at you understand i'm saying
and so it's like you gotta it's a lot that you have to Pay attention to
When you talking about
Being in the business
Of selling music
Oh it's exhausting
Where's the world at
How are people feeling out there
Cause music is just emotions
What emotions sound like
Yeah
So now you have to
Where's the world at
Where's the masses of the world at
How are they feeling
What are they going through
It's a lot
It takes a lot
But
This is what you want to do
Right
This is part of the game
learn learn what's going on learn how to talk to the masses and how the masses will accept you
but you don't sit back and say oh nah fuck this game they didn't love me the way i loved it
nah that's the wrong approach because first of all when you're creating music you should be
creating from just being motivated and inspired to create art yeah you shouldn't be creating from a
yo i want to make a hundred mil real quick and go back no no no no no no no you create from here from just being motivated and inspired to create art. You shouldn't be creating from a,
yo, I want to make a hundred mil real quick and go buy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You create from here
and then when you look up,
who knows?
You might have sold a hundred million records.
But create from within
and put it out to the world
and let the masses accept it.
But now when you're creating
just to make money.
When you do that though.
You have to stop that.
I have to stop saying that
you should create
out of passion and not monetary reasons? To that exact exact point you don't think you would feel away after all you do
is create with passion i just said of your soul i just said that you would you don't think you
feel away and want to say i want nothing to do with this after everyone said your shit trash
oh no half the rappers today i just said rapping. I just said it could affect you
if you put your passion
into music and it's not accepted.
But again, it's a lot that goes into that as well.
Why wasn't it accepted the way you thought it should be?
But you know someone that creates
from that passion and that
type of integrity is not going to change
their music because
the masses don't like it.
They're not going to and go make some shit
that the mass is like yeah they're gonna say hey i'm done with this but you know what though at the
same time rory i sat in a room with people that sold a shit ton of records and a shit ton of music
and are very successful and you know what they still say too nah they didn't really accept that
the way i thought they would and they didn't really appreciate that one so it's never good
it has it starts within you as an artist, as a creator.
What are you going into this for?
What are you trying to get out of this?
Because there are people
that have sold 100 million records
and their greatest work,
what they feel internally
was their greatest time of their life,
their greatest time of creating.
This was flawless.
People might be like,
nah, I wasn't really feeling that project.
I don't think we're saying...
I think it's actually a high percentage
for most creators.
So this is what I'm saying. I don't think we're saying- I think it's actually a high percentage for most creators. And that's what I'm saying.
I don't think we're saying anything different.
That doesn't change.
On any level, that doesn't change.
I don't think we're saying anything different in the sense that I'm saying that people that
create from the soul and know that they love the music that they made and put it out the
way they wanted and no one really received it, yeah, move on.
I'm cool.
I accept that what I made I love and I'm going to just move on.
So I accept that what I made I love and I'm going to just move on.
And you're saying the same thing of people that sold and if not are the greatest ever saying the same thing.
One just has a value monetarily with it and one doesn't.
So I have to move on from this shit.
The other can say, all right, they didn't really accept it the way I wanted them to, but I did love what I created.
At least I got a billion dollars from it
and the other person
is like I'm starving
let me just move on
again man
you never really hear
the most successful people
they don't
it's not about
it's not about the money
most of the time
I know
but people have to get money
so they just move on
yeah but
but creating
just for just chasing money that's not that's my thing with creating. People have to get money, so they just move on. Yeah, but creating just for chasing money, that's not how you create.
I couldn't agree more.
Mike, miggity, miggity, Mike.
Effortless had a boy's pod.
True.
Seamless.
Them topics is topicing.
Computers be computing.
Computers get to...
I always hated that one.
Yeah, I didn't like it either.
I always hated it.
What did you say?
It's a great line.
Computers pune.
Booty bootin'.
Shout out to Cam.
Effortless with the pod flow.
Hmm?
Ah.
Ah. What you got for sleepers?
There ain't no sleepers.
It's silence.
It's sleeper time.
It's silence out there
is what it is.
But outside of the silence,
before I play a sleeper,
I want the world to know
that I'm adding Elon Musk
into my close friends
on Instagram.
Does he follow you back?
No.
I don't have a close friends, but I'm going to create one.
Just you and Elon?
For me and Elon Musk.
I'm going to make him privy to things that the public has never been privy to before.
Okay.
I am. You're going to make Elon Musk privy to things that the public has never been privy to before okay i am you're gonna make my musk privy to some information about what elon musk to the stripper chef any anything that he
wants to know what's going on in life man okay that's how great of a day he made yesterday
oh he had a good day yesterday elon he did a little bitcoin bitcoin we all had a good day yesterday, Elon? He did a little Bitcoin, Bitcoined. We all had a good day yesterday.
No.
Everybody had a good day yesterday.
Yeah, my day was cool.
How much?
They put 1.5 in that bad boy.
How much Satoshi you tried to give niggas?
Not Satoshi.
I made a mistake.
The 80 Satoshis for you, they gave us $2.
Never cleared that one up.
I made a mistake. No, but when I said you, they gave us $2. Never cleared that one up.
I made a mistake.
No, but when I said it,
y'all told me I was wrong.
I said, yo, this is like- I was wrong.
5,000 in Bitcoin for you,
5,000 in Bitcoin for Rory,
5,000 in Bitcoin for Parks,
3,300 in Bitcoin for Savon,
3,300 in Bitcoin for Alex,
3,300 in Bitcoin, for Alex, $3,300 in Bitcoin,
for Erickson.
We got to send it to you.
I'll hook that up.
We got to send it to you.
What y'all niggas going to do
when I show up in front of the door
with like a black mask?
Hey, Maul.
Y'all going to know it's me
because I'm like,
remember I said-
Maul, you can't steal Bitcoin.
I could rob your house though. You can't steal- Maul, it's me because i'm like remember i said you can't steal bitcoin i could rob your house though it's not about the bitcoin it doesn't exist it's not it's not about the bitcoin but what y'all gonna do when i just show up when you get tied up i'm sure we can put
your phone in your hands yeah why y'all saying that i'm just gonna cash out the bitcoin over
okay well five thousand bitcoin sounds better than 80.
What is it?
80 Satoshis?
We have it.
80 Satoshis.
And as long as we have it, it can be divvied.
Yeah, but do it before it goes up in value, if you don't mind.
But it's the same.
No, it isn't.
How not so?
Because if it goes up in value a lot and we get it low, it's better.
It's still going up is what I'm saying.
So if you had $5,000 and had it.
What if it goes down?
What if you want to play with it?
Then you're going down.
But what if you want to play with it?
I'm going to cash out your Bitcoin so you can leave me the fuck alone.
How about that?
All of you.
Come on, let's do it right now. Come on, let's do it right now. I the fuck alone. How about that? All of you. Hey, so what's yours?
Come on.
Let's do it right now.
Come on.
Let's do it right now.
I'll do it.
Because I ain't sick of y'all.
No, please.
I don't want to get my cash app out again because all people do is request me for $5,000 every day.
Give it to me right now.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
This thing about to hit 50.
See what that was?
I seen that number. Ooh. I seen what that was. I seen that number.
Ooh.
This thing about to hit 50.
Go, Elon.
Go, Elon.
Go, Elon.
Go, Elon.
Go, Elon.
More.
Hit the woo-woo.
Go, Elon.
Go.
Y'all not even appreciative for this shit Elon doing out here. Y'all don't even know what's happening out there. I don't. I'm aware. I know woo-wop. Go, Elon. Go. Y'all not even appreciative for this shit Elon doing
out here. Y'all don't even know what's happening out there.
I'm aware. I know what time it is.
Give me a cash app so I can send y'all y'all shit so y'all can do a dance, man.
Go, Elon.
Go, Elon.
No?
Nothing.
Elon, thank you.
$1.5 billion into Bitcoin?
Yes, Chris.
Stupid brokies out there fucking it up,
taking their money out of it.
That's some Republican shit to say.
Stupid brokies.
They are fucking it.
I don't care.
I stand by that. Listen, that's that stand good that's a good man if you ain't got it to play then stop playing i see
a merry maga i know what you're trying to play off i know i see what you're doing
cryptic coin cryptic messages yeah one day it's gonna click Cryptic coin Cryptic messages Yeah one day it's gonna click
E on his MAGA energy
Yeah they want me to be MAGA
You MAGA son
I'm not MAGA
It's okay to be MAGA
You still love black people
If you MAGA
You know that right
I don't know that
Cause I'm not MAGA
You MAGA
Joe's not MAGA
Joe's not MAGA
That's that MAGA energy right there
Then why I'm lying on it
Brokeys
That's MAGA talk
You think so
Yeah absolutely
I don't think so.
Oh, we never got into
the Discord on here.
There's a mistake
in the system.
Oh, fuck this.
The Discord is the best part
of the Patreon
for those who haven't
participated.
Yeah, we didn't get
into Discord.
I took my salary.
You're the one trying
to rush us into sleepers.
We got about seven topics.
Yeah, but we also
got to come back tomorrow.
We got seven topics
lined up.
Hey, you.
Yeah, we got to
come back tomorrow. This is our thoughts on this now Hey, you. Yeah, we got to come back tomorrow.
This is our thoughts on this now.
But Discord, I spent my Saturday on there.
Just the Friends of the Show category.
There's a bunch of tabs.
Y'all some horny motherfuckers, man.
I fuck with y'all.
That's true.
And I'm not saying just the guys.
Girls is horny as shit on there, too.
BDSM rating as soon as you walked in.
Nasty fucking Discord.
But boy, are they having fun when the sun is out.
That's funny.
This wasn't some late night shit.
Ian told me they was in there asking for our BDSM test results.
They wanted us all to take the test.
Yeah.
I had Ian back in tennis.
I took this test months ago.
Yes, as did I.
So I sent him the results to my test and then he hit me back
and said,
the fuck are you sharing
this with me for?
I'm not doing anything with it.
What does the BDS mean?
I was like,
oh man,
I was just trying
to get closer to you.
How much do you like
tying women up
or being tied up?
Moe, you're the only one
that needs to take the test.
I'm the only one that what?
Needs to take the test.
I've been to that test.
You're the only one
whose results will be funny.
I'm a Voyager.
Oh, you like to watch people fucking queen no no it was both it was a uh voyeur and exhibitionist combined okay i know voyeur you'd be trying to watch i don't mind if people watch
me and i like to watch other people oh yeah then go fuck fuck right now
okay see you later go to my bedroom
alright cool later bye
no fuck right now
when you're a boy
or whatever you said
don't mean leave
and go fuck
it means fuck right here
nah you know niggas
be gun shy
niggas gotta get
the hammer ready
before they can
fuck in front of people
I gotta get ready
I gotta prepare myself
I gotta get ready
you gotta study yeah I gotta prepare myself you know the pop quiz guy in front of people. I got to get ready. You got to study?
Yeah.
I got to prepare myself.
You know he wasn't a pop quiz guy.
To perform in front of an audience?
Yeah.
Why not?
Come on down.
Says the guy that has a threesome.
No, I ran a threesome.
I never tried that with threesomes.
Okay, I've had threesomes
where there was other people watching.
I'm just saying
it takes some time
to just be able to perform
in front of a bunch of people.
No, I get it.
You like an old Chevy.
You got to warm up first.
Let that engine run a little bit.
Let the shit go around
the block a few times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it.
Yo, we got to stop this too.
In 2021,
dudes can't just throw around
the I had a threesome too.
Nah.
I need to see the two girls.
Enough. Still a threesome? What does that mean? Nah. All threesesome too. Nah. I need to see the two girls. Enough.
It's still a threesome.
What does that mean?
Nah.
All threesomes ain't the same.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
It's still a threesome.
Don't do that.
Nah, no way, buddy.
It's still a threesome.
It's still a threesome.
No way, loser.
It's still a threesome.
All threesomes ain't the same.
All threesomes ain't equal.
Now, that's...
All threesomes ain't equal.
It's still a threesome, though.
Yeah, but...
They're not equal.
If it ain't two amazingly beautiful women,
we get that part.
Or it could be two amazingly beautiful women
that are bad at sex.
You're right, but anytime a man says,
yo, man, I remember that something.
I had a little threesome out there.
Anytime a man says the word threesome,
you just imagine the most beautifulest thing
in this world like Keith Murray.
No, no, no.
But that ain't just the truth.
I said specifically to a threesome
where people were watching.
I didn't allude to one that,
yo, I had a threesome.
But was one of them ugly?
No, I'm talking about... But what if she was ugly and was fire? No, I'm talking about the threesome where I was being watched.
You guys are misdistributing.
That's a whole different type of threesome.
I mean, it's not for me, but there's points we made.
There was six people in the room.
You could have two beautiful women, and they're not good at sex.
And it could be a terrible threesome.
You could have one beautiful woman and one ugly girl and have an amazing threesome.
You could have two ugly girls and have a terrible threesome.
It doesn't matter.
Thank you for that breakdown.
I'm just saying.
Victoria Monet, you did it again, man.
Friend you can keep.
That spells fuck.
I see what you...
Yo, you fixed it. She's dope, man... Yo, you fixed it.
She's dope, man.
Yo, you fixed it for me.
Yeah, Victoria, she's dope.
She's super talented.
All of the combos I've had with friends that I wanted to keep.
They made it sound like such a horrible thing.
Oh.
I love this woman.
Shout out to Victoria Monet.
Yeah, fuck her too.
This one is called Fuck, Friend You Can Keep.
Talk to her.
It's your favorite color, boo, cause you something like my crib tonight.
I think I want you to maybe meet me at my crib tonight.
Might not be the one, but I'm definitely the prototype.
Let's get down and get it on the floor
Floor
I wanna be a friend you can keep
F-U-C-K, yeah, a friend you can keep
I wanna be a friend you can keep
F-U-C-K, yeah, a friend you can keep
I wanna be a friend you can keep
F-U-C-K, yeah, friend you can keep
I wanna be a friend you can keep
F-U-C-K, yeah, friend you can keep
Just trying to jump your bones, we don't gotta jump the boom
You know, might be across the room, but in private we'd be super close
Implicit's a goal, just to call into the horoscopes
Looking like the stars are light but light
Wanna be a friend you can kiss
Wanna be a friend you can keep
I wanna be a friend you can keep
I wanna be a friend you can keep
A friend you can keep on F-U-C-K, yeah, friend, you can keep on
F-U-C-K, yeah, friend, you can keep on
They left it open for the mom verse right here.
Just trying to jump your bones, but you don't gotta jump the broom.
That's a quick verse.
Quick verse.
Quick two.
Quick.
They left the two open for him?
You don't gotta jump the broom, you know.
Oh, yeah.
Little Valentine's Day groove for all you lovers out there.
That's brand new music from Victoria Monet.
This one is called Friend You Can Keep.
Hey.
Yeah.
Hey, she a sicko mode now.
Hey.
Hey! As your memories Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Brand new music from our friend of the show
that we haven't spoken with yet.
Yeah, we should work on that.
It's Victoria Monet, F-U-C-K,
friend you can keep.
All right, I'm going to stay in that realm
to some degree.
Artist name makes me a bit uncomfortable, but the record is fire.
Good Boy Noah.
This is tied down.
Yeah, I didn't like it.
I didn't like the name.
I think she the light in this whole room.
And when we light that ring, we gonna feel something.
She so bonafide, she the whole truth
Focus on you, till the rooster sings
I just wanna get to know you
Got a couple things to show you
Body like it don't stop working out
I don't wanna keep this secret
Ain't no coming up, I'm deep in
I'm so lucky, look what I found You got me saying
Someone I could tie down Damn, I want it right now
Someone who can ride down With when we done is like some A cool workout
All that I can think of, pour the drinks up
Cause we linked up
A cool workout
Someone I can tie down, damn I want it right now
Hold up, I think we bout to pull up
Our stocks about to blow up
I'm wolfing like I'm Wall Street Leo Say now, them windows on, we'll lay out
Ain't just another mirror Let's go in like we on that bitch now
I just wanna get to know you Got a couple things to show you
Body like it don't stop working I don't wanna keep this secret Ain't no coming up, I'm deep in
I'm so lucky, look what I found You got me saying
Ooh, I got
Someone I could tie down Damn, I want it right now
Ooh, I got
Someone who can write down
When we did this lifestyle
All that I can think of
Pour the drinks up
Cause we linked up
Someone I can tie down
Good boy Noah
Pause
Tie down.
See that cord, bro?
I'm playing new joint.
I'm leaving here and going to the fish spot.
Hold on, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm starving.
Siree the Kid.
He put out a new project on us and totally went under the radar.
What Siree did on these dudes.
He did it on them?
I'm playing joint.
This is 4 Shot A. I miss Siree. From Siree the Kid. And Siree did on these dudes. He did it on them. Play a joint. This is a four shot A.
I miss Siree.
I'm sorry to kid.
And Siree should drop again.
I keep saying that.
Ay.
This ain't new. You know I don't play about you I just can't share
Yeah, yeah And why would I let you leave?
That's just unfair
Don't kill our vibe
Don't kill our vibe They look at us like ghosts
No questions Thanks, thanks
Better your ways, don't go away I know what to say, fiend for your lovin'
You know I don't play about you You say don't share, damn
Just show me that you fuck with me
Love is poetic, someone suggested that someone was jealous
Wait, hold on, I've been stuck for a second
And it's funny how you always looking for something to edit
Get it, girl, you was the one who had said it
And we know that every challenge will come with endeavors
And it's okay to be selfish, you wasn't gon' share this
But here it is, why would you?
They try to get you high
But the sky's where I took you
But if the point of view was my eyes
Then I would too
Don't have another one on my side
So how could you cherish the day?
Cause the way you carry yourself
Got you carried away
You know I don't play about you
I just can't share
Then why would I let you leave?
That's just unfair, yeah, yeah
Don't kill our vibe
That's 4ShotA, Siree the Kid off of his It's Not You, It's Me project.
Shout outs to Siree.
Mad niggas stealing the Joe album title since he retired.
And samples.
And samples.
Come on, man.
Who did it better?
Joe cannot get that sample. Nah, he did it better? Joe cannot get that sample.
Nah, he did it better.
Nobody can get that sample.
Yeah, I'm not claiming it.
LBL put out a tape.
The lost tape.
This is Self.
He's in Greece.
Shout out, LBL.
What?
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL.
LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. LBL. Okay, I'll be out Newest, we'll choose this beat Story of my life
Day and night, had to play it right
Remember A. Night, how he sellin' white
Hit him with the jail, nobody send a cake
Now I'm out here winnin', out here catchin' flicks
Different bitches here night and night
Never take this whole serious, never spend a night
Went to church, thought I see the light
Didn't kill my homie, so it's on site
Lord forgive me, you ain't make me perfect
Went down for five, certain purposes
Flip side, I'm back for murder
Thinking if they let me off, somebody get murdered
Venge, war nigga
No mercy for these fluff niggas, killing all niggas
It's giggin' and I'm just tryna settle a score, nigga VINC, war niggas New mercy for these fluff niggas, killin' all niggas
It's biggin' and it's tryna saddle a score, nigga
If you ain't built for the clutch, give me the ball, nigga
I'm killin' all niggas, new niggas
One niggas, two niggas
Loud niggas, transparency and do niggas
Feelin' some type of way to shit for you, nigga
Yeah, I come different, yeah, I act different
Shout out Dre, ain't nigga here, you're fuckin' menace
I run hard, I trap hard to the fuckin' finish
I get green, I smoke green, yeah, I'm a spinnace
Put this 40 to the frame, it's a perfect image
I see a oppa, eat a oppa, yeah, fuckin' sinners
I see a oppa, eat a oppa, I'ma handle business
I don't care if a cop is the fuckin' witness
Boy, my niggas on go like the line of scrimmage
Hit nobody outside, told my youngest, spin it
Like, where the fuck them niggas hiding at?
Oh, that's where they from, that's where we riding at
I ain't vowing for no motherfucking body
Nah, I ain't cosigning that
40 fuckers, spit them like a laundromat
Hold up, bro, let me rewind it back
Always played the field like the diamond back
Niggas thought they caught me lacking
Got them up my ass and start fighting back
Whole town remember Albie Pontiac
I remember now
For what all I held it all together How you screamin' loyalty when you really jealous
Mama said I'm not your friend, what she always tell us?
Gucci belt, Master Marge jealous
Came home and jumped right in my bag I'm watchin' all my homies drop, it was makin' me sad
I'm sick of usin' a phone, it was making me sad I'm sick of using the phone, it was making me mad
As soon as they let me out, I'm jumping right on
That's Cell by Albie L featuring Grease off the Lost 8 album out now
Alrighty then
Hey
It's for all you lovers out there
Is that all?
Mic check 1, two, one, two.
I want to thank y'all for listening to the pod with us, man.
I want to thank the gang for really coming in here and talking that shit to the guys, man.
So effortlessly, so seamlessly.
It's nothing.
Something light.
Something light on a Wednesday.
You heard?
I want to shout out to the people that still might be struggling with a Valentine's Day gift.
I want to shout out to anybody out there that might be going through a divorce during this difficult time.
Shout out to anybody having to fight for their possessions with the person they once loved and lived with
because shit is getting ugly out there and lawyer fees are high.
Who else we
want to shout out man shout out to everybody co-parenting peacefully shout out to everybody
buying multiple gifts for the person you love and the other person you love and you're only keeping
that love from both of them because they wouldn't understand just how much you love them both or all three of them who knows who else we got a shout out man
shout out to the people that the holidays are a difficult time for especially valentine's day
who else we got a shout
that's your shit right there that nigga went crazy And they got back on his cool shit
Oh man
Horace fucking Brown boy
Alright we getting out of here man
Thank y'all for listening
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
I bid you adieu
Farewell
Adios
Arrivederci
Hasta la vista
So long
Goodbye
Do remember
Life is a series of moments
And moments pass So let's make this one last As if it's all we have Lovista, so long, goodbye, do remember, life is a series of moments and moments past, so
let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Rest in peace to Marty Schottenheimer.
Make sure you're nice and wet before we begin.
Rest in peace to Tom Kachowski.
One more game, one more game, one more game.
Tom Kachowski.
Super scout.
Man.
Amazing scout.
Beloved figure in the basketball scene in New York City.
Especially in New York City, yeah.
Yeah.
Rest in peace, Barry Wilson from the Supremes.
Yeah.
Protect your energy out there.
Rest in peace to these legends that we lost.
Everybody stay safe out there.
What was I about to say?
Life is a series of moments and moments past
So let's make this one last as if it's all that we have
We'll talk to y'all on Saturday, enjoy y'all week
Anything happening this week, I need to know about more snow in New York
Not too much, something light, a little lightweight snow
Don't worry, you won't have to dig your cars out.
It's all right.
Do remember, do remember that the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab an IV pro-fren, enjoy your headache.
We will speak to you guys later.
This is back when they just used to put Horny Talking in the bridge of the song.
Let me let it ride out, man.
These niggas crazy.
Yeah, Horace.
I love you.
Who's recording this?
Then he came in moaning right after.
Listen to how nasty he is.
What?
What?
I'm not afraid.
To tell you some love.
To make you love.
To make you love.
I do what I do. love Do what I gotta do
Do what I gotta do
I'm not afraid to make you love
To taste some love
To make you love
To make you love
Do what I gotta do
I'm not afraid to be your keeper
To taste some love
To make you love
On the coffee table
I'll be your keeper
Bears on the ladder
On the kitchen floor
I'll be your keeper
I'll be your keeper
Whatever you want me to do
Whatever you want me to do
I'll be your keeper
I'll be your keeper
I'll be your keeper I'll be your keeper I'm feeling free And whenever Taste your love Taste your love Take your love
Backseat of my car
Girl, you know
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