The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 436 | "The Floor Is Yours"
Episode Date: May 1, 2021On this episode: Joe, Rory, Mal & Parks discuss DJ Khaled’s new album (9:05), Jay-Z & Nas having a record together (16:15), Cardi B on ‘Big Paper’ (24:55), and Mal wanting an album from Nicki Mi...naj (26:40). Jay-Z dedicates an exclusive TIDAL playlist to Nas ‘Curated By The God Hov’ (28:30), two fake Wu Tang Clan members have been charged and sentenced for scamming hotels & recording studios while hiring homeless people to act as bodyguards (45:35), and Rory is asked why he is always around Drake (57:25). DJ Quik lit his Death Row Records royalty check on fire for Instagram Live, demanding credit for his work on major records (1:10:00), a Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul fight has officially been announced (1:14:20), and the guys recap the Hitman vs. Cassidy rap battle (1:27:35). The NFL Draft (1:33:50), NYC reopens July 1st (1:48:35), vacation stories (2:16:10), and MORE!  For more exclusive content: become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast at www.patreon.com/JoeBudden
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Mike Mike Mike having a good time getting a kick out of the universe welcoming parks to outdoor
furniture world it's a lot more work that I thought it would be. Yeah, and you got to, well, you got to mow your grass.
Do you have a weed whacker?
I don't.
I have a lawnmower.
I push a lawnmower for that.
Yeah, you're sick.
Get some scissors.
You'll be fine.
I have scissors too.
Just get the big joints from the hardware store.
You'll be fine.
A lawnmower. Parks did all that shit
Takes about three minutes
And it still rained
All over his shit
Forecast said it'd be clear
Until Tuesday
I'm like I'm good
Five minutes later
Nobody checks the weather
More than the outdoor furniture
Oh yeah listen
Wait till you have the cushions
And no shit sit in the rain
For a couple days
Oh no that's what That's what I'm dealing with And they're not the most weatherproof Now wait till you have the cushions and no shit sit in the rain for a couple days. Oh, no, that's what I'm dealing with.
And they're not the most weatherproof.
Now, wait till you have to buy new cushions
for that furniture that you can't find anywhere.
Wait till you buy the little shed from Wayfair
and then the wind just gusts it away
like the fucking Wicked Witch of the West.
Paid $400.
That shit broke the next day.
All my cushions went over the fucking ledge.
I was like,
all right,
way fair.
You're selling kids
and bad products?
What the fuck?
Roy bought a shed
for his apartment.
That's white privilege.
Yo,
that is crazy.
Where the hell
did you put the shed?
Having a shed in New York City
is crazy.
My granddad had a shed,
but I mean
I mean
listen man
I had to take it back
threw it in the walk-in closet
oh and you took the shed back?
no
the wind took it
it's gone
it's like when you
peeled it off the concrete
yeah that shit went off
eight stories
that shit
that shit landed on a windshield
the funny shit is
anytime I ever saw those things at like Home depot i wanted to get one but what
would you do in the shed well i was putting the cushions in there i was putting a bunch of shit
the hammock thing you know hammocks i was putting some firewood in there
firewood you know who the fuck was he he thought he was living in the country and shit. Who the fuck was he? I have an outdoor space that's pretty big.
That's my whole 2010 bag he's describing right here.
Yeah, man.
Got the lights out there, the illegal propane.
I'm going to tell you if he wasn't in his films.
That's a Joe O'Brien, man.
Come on.
I'm chilling, bro.
I'm playing music. Outdoor outdoor space a lot of work oh shit
oh my god scream is screaming I'll do that, man. You know what I mean?
When I throw the tunes on, don't nod like you know what time it is, man.
Don't do that.
Mic check, mic check.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
Positive vibes out there. Button, baby. Some people don't look good But baby
I'm as real as a real can get
If what you're looking for is real loving
Then what you see is what you get What you're looking for is real lovin'
Then what you see is what you get Ha!
What you see is what you get
What you see is what you get
I said what you see is what you get I said what you see is what you get
My baby
It's the best thing, yeah
Chuck, Chuck You know some people
What's up, man? How y'all doing?
Good, man.
What's up? Look alive, look alive, look alive.
How we feeling out here? What's going on?
I didn't want to talk over the record.
Nah, you can talk over this record, man.
I was enjoying it.
You can talk over this, man.
It's been my soundtrack for a week. it just brightens the mood of the crib
all right fine we got a pod we can just do this we can just do this listen Huh? We can just do this. Listen, there'll be times I'll be wanting to come in here
and just play mad records, just set a tone a little bit.
I'm with you.
You too.
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Crib is packed.
How's everybody feeling?
Feeling great.
Good, man.
Happy Friday to you all.
It appears the weather is shifting.
Yeah, thank God.
I think that spring thing is coming.
Yep, and I'm vaxxed.
Woo.
Woo.
Vaxxy boys.
Woo.
I can't even believe there are still unvaccinated heathens.
Amongst us.
Running spreaders.
That's what we are.
I got to sit next to fucking Rory.
Half Vax.
MC Half Vax over here.
Happy Vax.
Can't get that second appointment.
You know, it's tough, man.
Javits on our lines would be crazy.
Is that what you did?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You know white people don't run right through Javits Center.
Of course, man.
And the auto shows the next day.
You got a package deal?
You know I'm in there.
The Vax comes with a free ticket.
Gotta see the new Corvette.
But what,
they pushed your second appointment back?
They ain't have no more second,
no re-up juice for you?
You know,
they pushed the album back.
Probably still mixing it
Yeah
They need another feature
On the Pfizer's
The Pfizer niggas
I'm waiting for that
Pfizer pill at the end of the year
Like old boy said on CNN
That's what they're gonna do
Yeah
Take a Tic Tac
You good
End of the year
Yeah
Not spreading false information everyone
This was on the news
The news would never lie to me
Oh Pfizer's coming out
With Tylenol
Yeah I'd love a Pfizer though Vitamin C pill Yeah Not spreading false information, everyone. This was on the news. The news would never lie to me. Oh, Pfizer's coming out with Tylenol? Yeah.
I'd love a Pfizer now.
A vitamin C pill?
Yeah, you just pop a pill.
Pill to treat COVID-19 could be available by year's end, Pfizer says.
Oh, way too big.
Johnson & Johnson puts it in a baby powder.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
LeBron is going to spread that shit all over the stadium.
LeBron is going to spread that shit all over the stadium I don't know what I'm saying
I don't remember
oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes y'all to the beach y'all
thank you thank you
I'm blind as hell
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Shout out to everybody listening at home, listening from work.
Shout out to all the kids listening, all the co-parents, all of the potters out there, all of the friend groups, thought leaders.
Thought leaders.
Is that the new one?
Is that the new tastemaker? Yeah. The thought leaders? Thought leaders. Is that the new one? Is that the new tastemaker?
Yeah.
The thought leaders?
Thought leaders.
The mover and the shaker.
Y'all don't feel like thought leaders?
Thought leaders?
Can I get the definition of it?
Can you use it in a sentence?
I don't know what that is.
What's the origin of the word?
Instagram?
Clubhouse.
Yes.
Exactly.
For sure, clubhouse.
A thought leader is someone that leads with their thoughts.
Oh, okay.
I never thought about that one.
Wow.
Yeah, you're one of those.
Come on, man.
Now I'm one.
Come on, don't sell yourself short.
Do you have to have an LLC?
Yeah.
That was funny.
All right, man.
All right.
Lead with your thoughts.
We're starting with another topic where I get to use my favorite new line.
Oh, man.
This morning, DJ Khaled's album dropped.
Khalid Khalid.
And Rory and Maul and Parks, the floor is yours.
It appears that you are being pussy.
Did Berg do the same?
Why? Because I'm saying the floor is yours.
There's a reason behind it.
Did Berg do the album?
No, but records were flipped.
Over and over and over.
I think he flipped a record that he had flipped
and flipped prior.
That's a triple flip
it's a triple axel
Callan triple axel this album
I take it you guys don't like the flips
I mean you know
I like a flip
since that whole Gloria Estevan conversation
no it was Return of the Mack
and I was furious.
Even though I love
Burger King.
No, it was Gloria Estevan.
Don't do that.
Oh, which one was that?
That was your bop.
It was me and somebody.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah,
and I was feeling that.
That was for a Bacardi commercial.
Yeah.
You're talking about that shit
like it was for an album.
It was a commercial.
I guess that's what that is.
No, listen, man.
A commercial?
That looked like
I should go to Tulum, man.
We didn't say that
on a Bleak commercial. It didn't matter. The Bleak commercial. No, listen, man. For a commercial? That looked like I should go to Tulum, man. We ain't say that on a Bleak commercial.
It didn't matter.
The Bleak commercial.
No, I just think because it was shampoo and Bleak is, he doesn't have hair.
I think that was more so the joke.
He had hair, though.
No, he didn't.
At some point in his life.
Well, you still got to shampoo your scalp, man.
Do you?
Condition?
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to condition your scalp.
Yeah, I don't know how that works as a bald man.
You shampoo? You can't just use a regular body wash? I thought you just shower and then You have to condition your scalp Yeah I don't know how that works As a bald man You shampoo?
You can't just use a regular Body wash
I thought you just shower
And then put like oil on your scalp
Well let me be
I'm not really bald
Well I know
But you've had a bald head
That you've had to take care of
Stop talking about my head
Yes I've conditioned my head
Screamin'
We don't need the Memphis Bleak
Commercial
We don't
It's fine
Having a do-rag and a hat on
In a shampoo commercial
Is fucking hilarious That's why it was funny That's why we laughed at it's fine having a do-rag and a hat on in a shampoo commercial is fucking hilarious
that's why it was funny
that's why we laughed at it
no that's the greatest commercial
whoa whoa whoa
I can't say that
I don't know if that's
the greatest commercial
what's the greatest
uh
it might be between this
and I think
Uncle Murder's
check cashing commercial
yeah it was up there
and your um
Carhartt uh
store
that wasn't
that was up there
and when T.I. said hey it's tip this is about another tip And your Carhartt store. That wasn't. That was up there. And when TI said,
hey, it's tip.
This is about another tip.
That was another great commercial.
It's problematic now.
I'm here to tell you about another tip.
First of all, pause.
Second of all,
I'm not calling that fucking number.
Send him to the shed what the fuck
alright
Khaled's album
it's out
it's out
I've heard it
I think we all
here have heard it
more of you heard it
I heard it
there's a couple songs
on there that I
that I guess I'll go back to
um
some that I
most likely won't
I mean
but you know
I think that's kind of
par for the course
for Khaled albums though
yeah
yeah I think
I think that
honestly that's what it is
for a lot of albums
that come out
well true
you take what you like
from it and you know
especially people from like
uh
not to say that Khaled's pop
but he's kind of pop
people that approach
Khaled is pop okay yeah I think of pop people that approach Khaled as pop
okay
yeah
I think that's a fair
statement
yeah
even if it's par for course
with Khaled albums
this one felt
like it
didn't have as much
effort in it
from not only Khaled
but also from the artist
I don't feel like
everyone put their best
foot forward
on any of these records
well
this nigga
is here telling the truth.
What the fuck?
Not even used to it.
Again, it could come from quarantine shit.
It's tough to do shit.
You used to do it together.
Now you got to really email shit.
And it's just different, especially when you're doing posse cuts with this many people.
You don't even know what type of vibe the other person is on.
Right.
I just feel no one really put their best foot forward on this
shit yeah yeah there's a couple records i like no there's there's some joints on that i do like i'm
not saying it's it's garbage or anything it just doesn't feel like even khaled put everything into
this as far as uh curating another thought leader type of word in curating this as far as like
putting a lot of the same people on a lot of the records like it felt like yo I got little baby for
two days let me get as much little baby as I can get out of this like it felt
like they was just rushing and put this together it didn't feel like I will have
this be I got a little baby record already over here let me try to find
something else over here just got oh yeah I got tiller let's get two great
hooks and keep it pushing yeah I like that one tiller record
Body motion I think that's gonna be a hit. I think that's the single look like they were shooting that video
Over the last few days. Yeah record is cool. I like the her amigos joint I wish they would have taken some of the reverb off hers verse and like let her sing
But that's I really do like that record. I think Migos kill that shit
Sounded like maybe they wrote that for Rihanna, but
what do I know? The Justin
Timberlake record sounded like they wrote it for Chris Brown
and then Justin Timberlake showed up to them.
That's all I got is you. Don't ever do that.
Excuse me? All I got is you.
The sample from All I Got Is You. Don't ever do that.
My apologies.
No, you have to
take the blame for Justin.
You did it too?
Wait, you're asking if I flipped that as well?
Yeah.
No, I did not.
I said the same thing that you said.
Don't ever do that.
Not all that I got is you.
Not Justin.
That should be left out of the flipper.
Yeah, yeah.
The flipper folder.
You can keep that one.
But didn't it sound like whoever wrote it
wrote it for Chris Brown
and then Justin Timberlake showed up to the studio early
and hopped on it and sang it like Chris Brown.
That's what it sounds like.
Wait, this sounds like Chris to me.
I didn't peeve it like that, but I'll have to go back and listen to it.
This is a Chris cadence.
Chris ears.
Wow, I have Chris ears.
All right, let's...
Hovengers.
Are you wanting to eat potatoes here?
Let's get to the real combo.
Sorry, not sorry.
Jay-Z, Nas, James Fonterroy.
When I heard the snippet, I was hoping that the beat flipped a little bit.
It did not.
Like they added some drums.
Yeah.
And that was the intro.
I was kind of hoping that.
And that didn't happen for me.
It sounds like song weep.
I see what you did there. Song sniffle. Yeah. It sounds like Song Song weep Instead of
I see what you did there
Song sniffle
Yeah
That's funny
I have no comment
On anything
We know
We know
We know
Not a thing
Why not
Not a small
I love
Why not
Cause what do you want
Marama to say man
Say what you feel
No
Why not
I can't do that Yes you can sure you can i'll say it after
we talk about this listen whenever i hear nas and jay on a record are doing a record together
my ears always go to like some i don't know hardcore shit maybe i'm just i don't know that's
just me i mean i wouldn't mind them on on some shit like this, but what Justice League maybe did,
where you did add some drums into this shit.
Yeah.
Like, listen, I'll say having the hip-hop elders
talking about this type of shit that they were talking about
on each verse makes me happy,
but I also feel they both didn't put their best foot forward.
Like, I liked the moment,
but this wasn't the best from either of them.
Whenever you hear Nas and Jay, you're not going to ever be mad at the lyrics i'm talking about the topics i like what
they were both talking about i wasn't the music for me just wasn't they were a little too drop
happy yeah it wasn't it just wasn't what i was hoping it would would be when you hit naz and
jay got a record together don't ever give kelly no dope verse. Who? Hove. That's not true.
I got the keys.
And uh
with uh
I like the keys like that.
With Ross and Dre.
That wasn't on a Khaled album?
That was on
Oh no he just says
on the verse
Khaled you
this is a freestyle
you keep
nevermind you're right.
Oh yeah I got the keys
was fire.
You didn't like that?
Yeah.
I thought it was fire.
And one of the Maybach music
he gave a good verse.
That was also a Rick Ross album.
Did this album tell us, back to Rory's earlier point,
did this album tell us that a lot of the big artists
just don't feel like rapping right now?
I could see how you would infer that.
Or also haven't been rapping in some time
through this whole quarantine thing, and you got to get the dust off a little bit. Yeah, I'll be honest. see how you would infer that. Or also, having been rapping in some time through
this whole quarantine thing, and you got to
get the dust off a little bit. Yeah, I'll be honest.
If I'm home quarantining
with my family, just minding
my business, and somebody called for a verse
right this second, yeah, I'm giving it to you,
but I'm not
giving you the
fire fire. I'm just
writing a verse.
I like Roddy Ricch had a nice verse on there, I think.
Is he the Roddy Ricch or Baby?
One of them.
The Baby's been having a nice verse his entire career so far.
Yeah, I like every Baby verse.
Which Baby y'all talking about?
Both of them.
Both of them for me haven't had a whack verse and I haven't heard one yet.
Oh yeah, I haven't heard a whack one,
but yeah, a little baby,
just different when he go.
Like if I,
if I had him for two days,
pause,
I would be trying to get more than one feature.
If he finished the first feature fast,
I would say,
yo,
Hey,
here's this other beat.
Here's this other beat.
No,
I get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would do that.
But,
uh,
it just sounds like,
it sounds like Khaled might've been working on. just sounds like it sounds like khaled might have been
working on it sounds like i don't know shit i ain't spoke to nobody sounds like khaled might
have been working on this album for a while as a priority act at the label right and then pandemic
happened and then he had to complete it and it just doesn't sound complete that's what it is
like and if he would have completed it i think it would have
been a great album i still think it's cool though i don't think khaled is capable of making something
bad no no no no no not bad again the best artist in the world on a project like it's not gonna be a
bad and it's him he knows how to put records together i compare artists amongst their own
catalog not against anything else khaled is a great catalog. I'm comparing it amongst the great discography that Khaled has put together.
If Outside was open, Khaled would have a single out.
Yeah.
And it would be working.
I think a few of these.
I'm having a party tomorrow.
That song is going to come out.
That Tiller record is definitely going to work.
I do think the Her and Migos record will work outside for sure.
The reggae one?
Is that?
Yeah, it's a little reggae.
I like both Her records.
Y'all don't like it?
We ain't mentioned the Drake records he got on there.
Y'all ain't feeling none of those?
Those have been out for like two years.
I'm just saying.
Just records on the album.
I like them because I like Popstar a lot.
I like the Drake records.
I like Sorry Not Sorry.
I like the Cardi record.
I like the her records.
I like the Lil Baby records.
Again, it's the best artists in the world. The records are not going to be records. I like the Lil Baby records. Again, it's the best artist in the world.
The records are not going to be terrible.
I just think that
when I hear Nas and Jay
and then I'm seeing visuals
and I'm in a casino.
Fly visuals.
Tuxedos.
I'm like,
oh,
they about to be talking that.
They gave us Grown Man.
Nas just hit
the $100 million coin base.
I'm not.
Nas what it do.
You calling me for a verse.
I'm not mad at you. Nas got Jay on that. I'm not mad at any of that.
Nas got J on that.
I understand it.
But you call me for a verse
and I just hit a,
no.
No, I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
I'm just saying.
Just started another business
after you heard this.
Yeah, but I'm just saying
whenever you hit Nas and J
doing a record together.
You expect,
the bar's high.
My ears stand straight up.
I'm with you.
Okay, and then I see a visual
with them in tuxedos
and a suit on and a casino.
But is that day four that y'all fought? Y'all did that with black republican you did it now i love success though
you didn't do it with success because maybe you didn't know it was coming it was just on the album
and it was fire right black republican you knew this one you didn't know but i didn't really
particularly like the black republican beat i wasn't mad at their verses on it or mad at the
hook i just didn't really like the beat yeah that beat. I wasn't mad at their verses on it or mad at the hook. I just didn't really like the beat.
Yeah.
That was my only issue with Black Republican.
To me, all the songs are exactly the same content-wise when these two get together.
And that's why I do like that.
BBC on Magna Carta, I love.
That record was cool with Nas, Jay, and Pharrell.
Oh, damn.
I forgot about that record.
That record's dope.
I never listen to Magna Carta.
You should go back. It's not that bad. I should. I didn't like it at the time. So, you know, that's why I forgot about that record. That record's dope. I never listened to Magna Carta. You should go back.
It's not that bad.
I should.
I didn't like it at the time,
so that's why I just kind of
brushed it off.
Pussy.
Shit on something, Joe.
No, no.
I don't have nothing to shit on.
I don't have nothing to shit on.
And I'm not shitting on anyone here.
Everything is cool.
Who told Nodge
that he was the crypto Scarface?
That's not hard.
That's hard.
He did.
No, no, he didn't.
His boxing instructor told him.
No, he told himself.
That's also his life coach, though.
His boxing trainer.
Told him he's the crypto Scarface?
Yeah, that's it.
Logic explained it.
Wait, Logic told him that?
You didn't get the metaphor, Joe, when Nas said it.
Just move on.
That one line when it came on in the song.
Okay.
Crypto scarf.
Okay.
Yeah.
Nas killed.
He did.
He had a great version.
Tony Crypto.
I have a thing about Nas on slower beats, but. Yeah. It's. He did. He had a great version. Tony Crypto. I have a thing about Nas on slower beats, but.
Yeah.
It's just not mine.
I would like to get Nas on some up tempos.
You say that, but Echo he spazzed on.
That's a slow beat.
Yeah, I guess so.
The percentage maybe, I'll feel y'all, but he has been on slow beats.
But there's also slow and then there's like real slow.
This is slower than Echo, I feel feel like maybe because of the sample either way james fonza where he walked everybody
on that record did he i don't think he did he said sorry not sorry yeah for the words exactly
but then he harmonized tough tough to be when When Fonzaro sings that.
That James.
It's him.
It's him.
The I Did It record with Post Malone,
Meg and the Baby remind me of like the old
Khaled Posse cuts.
I wasn't mad at that.
But Parks, only you knew that.
Everyone knows Layla, man.
No, they don't.
Only you and me were like, ooh.
Who thought of that?
So y'all not really feeling the music.
I think that's probably what it comes down to.
Yeah.
There's joints on here.
As a whole, I would have liked him to take his time and finish it.
So you don't think Khaled finished the album that he put out?
I think that happens a lot.
With Khaled? With almost every artist. Not with Khaled, no. that he put out? I think that happens a lot. With Khaled?
With almost every artist.
Not with Khaled, no.
Almost every artist ever, I would say.
I definitely see Khaled trying to get something out before it gets nice out.
Yeah.
I can see a little bit of pressure.
World's starting to open.
I can see everyone going, all right, Khaled, it's your time.
Summer's coming.
Shit is opening.
Be clear.
He sets his own deadline.
I'm putting Grease back out from him.
Yeah.
As soon as the outside
opens, I'm putting my
Drake records back out.
Pop star we had to
hear inside.
I wanted to hear
pop star outside.
Of course that's
going on the album.
And he's got a couple
of joints that sound
like they could be
singles, so I get it.
I completely get it.
Well, congratulations
to Khaled.
I still think he did
a real good job of
showing how to put
an album out during COVID.
Sure.
It's not easy.
I mean, getting these verses from the biggest artists, being able to complete this project is a win.
It's tough.
Very, very tough.
It's a win in itself.
To be able to pull all these names and these artists and get them on the record and get it out, that's an accomplishment.
Listen, compilation albums are a nightmare in itself.
Right. So add the are a nightmare in itself.
Add the pandemic on top of it.
He's the fucking rollout king.
You got to think he also has that part of his brain the entire time.
It's difficult in itself.
He did a good job even in that.
He's always doing rollouts, man.
Week of release from his house.
Hey, Kanye's over here
listening. Hey, this person's over here listening
hey i'm jumping in the pool hey here's a snippet like yeah he did a good job and i don't know if
that that cardi b record was really last minute or not it sounds like but i did no don't try to
act like you ain't here you you heard her it's her you heard what she said both of you her second
verse i thought two niggas that try not to give uh bard was super fire. Two niggas that try not to give Bardi her props. Me?
Two niggas that try not to give Bardi her props.
No, I was like that.
Both of you.
Y'all, too.
I don't give Cardi her props?
How?
Wait, I don't give Cardi her props?
I've given Cardi nothing but her props since she dropped.
That's not what she's saying on the song.
I gave her her props.
She said, Rory Mall, this is for you.
Rory, you think you gave her?
I mean, she gets big papers
So she has to deal
With big haters
So y'all playing them right now
I gotta find it
And in her defense
I've never done
Cardi a favor
No y'all are playing them
Well you had her
On the podcast
True
And I
I've been to a club
Where she may have been
You may have thrown
A couple dollars
Performing
Into the pot
Her earlier art
At
Expressing Yourself.
Yes.
Hey.
We should do good off-sides.
This made me say I want to hear some of the newer artists switch their flow.
I like her.
I like her in this flow.
I would like people to retire the stutter vocal.
It's time.
The what vocal?
Stutter vocal.
No, it's not.
It just got here.
Nah.
Hell no. That's been out here for 10 plus years.
Nicki Minaj was doing that very early in her career.
That was 10 years ago.
But listen to what you just said.
10 years ago.
That's a long time.
It's right there.
For a flow though in hip hop, that is a long time.
But I think it's going to stay for a while.
Because people are still doing it well.
Speaking of Nicki, it's time.
Okay.
It's time.
It's time for a Nicki album.
I think so.
I agree.
I think this is the time for Nicki.
Like, this time right now, Nicki could really, she could say something without saying something right now.
I remember her saying that she had an album with a producer that she wouldn't tell us who it was.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, on the podcast.
She said it to us, yeah.
Yeah.
I'd be curious
to know what that is
how it sounds
and then we got
in the van
and guessed Rick Rubin
I thought about
Nikki album last week
like right now
this time
I think this is a great time
for Nikki to
if she hasn't
well if you're not just here
everything we just said
about Cali dropping
during COVID
you want Nikki
to drop right now
and Nikki just had a kid too
so I could see her chilling.
She should at least be like
putting something together.
Like listening to some music.
New mom.
I'll give her some time,
but she have a new perspective.
Just had a baby.
I would assume she is.
But right now,
I think this is the time
where Nikki should definitely be
in the studio.
Oh shit,
hope made a nod.
I just don't want Nicki
to try to
feel like she needs
to compete
with this new wave
of
female rappers.
with nobody, man.
Nicki,
everybody's still chasing Nicki.
I agree with that,
but she doesn't agree with that.
Every one of these
female artists
are still chasing Nicki.
Of course.
Be clear on that.
No, I know that,
but I just hope
she just goes and makes
the music that is, from her. No, I know that, but I just hope she just goes and makes the music
that is from her perspective now
as an adult,
as a mother,
and not having to chase
all these girls
that are clones of her
to some degree.
Like, you don't need to
move on from that.
All of these females,
they definitely were inspired
by Nicki, without a doubt.
Nicki, I love you.
I wish you and your family well.
Absolutely.
And that's what I got for you.
Sure. But I'm proud.. I wish you and your family well. Absolutely. And that's what I got for you. Sure.
But if I were a betting man, I bet she's been working on something.
Yeah.
Hov put out a Nas playlist.
Well, let's start with the title.
Well, Elliot put out a Hov Nas playlist.
Let's start with curated by the God Hov.
Nas.
The beef continues.
Wait, hold on.
Pull up,
because Hove does a lot
of great playlists on Tidal.
Go to all the other ones.
They all say Jay-Z.
Not one of them says
curated by the God Hove.
The other ones say, this play this was made
by sean carter hope you guys like it or this was made by just a regular guy
i don't know you're you're informing me right now i didn't think about it like that
is this true i hope yeah no this was
when they announced
the snippet of the
Nas Khaled and
Hov record
they put this out
as like a promo
cause Hov does a lot of
playlists on title
again
this one
not sure he put his
best foot forward
he just put Illmatic on there
and a bunch of other joints
first of all
I was literally just like
I probably could have made the better
Nas playlist here. Nah, nah.
Don't make no playlist of me and use my old
slaps. Don't only use my old
slaps. He just started with the first three albums
of a 10 song album. That's hilarious.
Sam Hove did not put this together.
You always say that when it comes up.
He did not, but I'm telling you, man.
Oh. I don't know if he did or not,
but this is hilarious.
That's funny, putting the first three songs of Illuminati. And then he put the rest after.
Hove gave Elliot playless power
attorney, man. Just go ahead, man.
LL, put a few slaps together.
Yeah, exactly. That's what
happened. Elliot put this together.
Don't do that. J.J. looked at it and said, all right, maybe add this joint.
Add this joint.
Oh, throw him off with verbal intercourse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He took off all the hard.
Take verbal intercourse off.
Oh, no.
I forgot about this Nod's Mob deep feature.
Get this out of here.
Matter of fact, how many records
is still back?
Yo,
that's sick.
Putting the whole
The world is yours.
The world is mine.
Get this fucking record
off of the
It's my world.
Oh,
is that a Ron Isley feature?
Throw that one on there.
If I ruled the world,
I do rule the world.
Get this fucking
I gave you power.
Ooh, he'll get that soon.
No, I'm joking.
Elliot, I'm joking.
Don't go chop up to 30 seconds.
It sounds crazy.
You know he's going to.
Nah, it'll always be down.
This is funny, though.
Yeah, but...
Oh, we should do a fucking Joe Button podcast beef playlist.
Like, just choose all the beef records.
That might actually be a fire playlist.
Yeah.
Let me think on that one.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Look, I know you got Emotion Orange's in the studio right now,
singing away a little diss medley.
Respect.
Respect.
Oh, my God. That my god.
That's hilarious.
What is this
accounting line?
70 grand on
miscellaneous.
What's the
dismantling?
We just did it both
Me and Rory
Just put them together
I'm crying now
Alright
You know what
Scream man
What you going to do next
No comment
I didn't press play on this one
You're not going to trick me
No I didn't press play on this one you're not gonna trick me no I didn't press play on this one
no sirree
alright good boy
this is
dude that me
this Park's department
right here the Alchemist
I actually didn't listen to it
I heard the first song
Nobles came out
I think a week or two ago
and that shit was dope
but I didn't realize it came out
so I didn't listen to it
yeah I didn't hear this
I didn't hear this joint yet
it's only like a little EP
four songs four songs I like it Alchemist and I like your sweatshirt a lot realize it came out so I didn't listen to it. Yeah, I didn't hear this joint yet. It's only like a little EP.
Four songs.
Four songs.
I like it.
I'll shout out to Alchemist.
I like his shirt a lot.
Alchemist, go home and be with your family, man.
How do you know
he don't make these
in the crib with his family?
Well, go upstairs
to your family.
Nah, let him be
This guy put a project
out every week.
Yeah. I mean
what's up with him
he's that good at
it's instrumental
so it's not like
it's a lot of
rapping and shit like that
it's instrumental
it's time away
from your family
go
go upstairs
and hug people
this is craziness
I just want to smoke
and chill
and make music man
make beats
I respect
yeah
I like it man
listen to rap yeah shout out to Al and I like that you, man. Make beats. I respect it. Yeah, make music. I like it, man. Listen to rap.
Yeah, shout out to Al.
And I like that you just put out a little four-pack every other week.
Yeah, hold this.
Cool.
Yeah, they change the whole game when I stop.
Yeah.
And he always has good artwork, sells good merch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get why he would put shit out every other week.
Yeah, why not?
I'm just a crib anyway.
Got to make money for that family you want to hug.
Everyone goes over to Al's crib all the time,
so he's always got rappers there.
Just to hang out.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't know that Justine Sky dropped.
We are so uninformed.
Twisted Fantasy.
Justine Sky and Rema.
I did not listen to this.
But I like the last Justine Sky record.
I'm buying this one.
I'm buying this one. I'm buying this one.
Based off the last few slaps I've heard from Justine.
Oh, look at this.
Is this a full project?
Hold on.
I'm a consumer.
Let's just read the first verse.
You're a better reader.
Come on, let's play it.
I'm already so.
I don't even want to hear it yet.
You hit me on the late night.
Just a record.
Okay.
Oh, okay. You hit me on the late night. Just a record. Okay. Okay.
You hit me on the late night.
Go back, Screamer.
Go back.
Screamer. It hit me on a late night I was coming through to get my head right I can't even lie, I had a drink or two
Anything I can to get my mind off you
Twisted fantasies in my head
And I don't wanna talk, I wanna show you a stare
You hit me right on time
Wonder where you at, you know I'm on my mind
What happened to the one boy you killed today?
Another football off the list, it's out predicted
How come shit can never be consistent?
Try to find another me, won't get it Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Whoa, whoa, whoa
What just happened?
It took a turn
What the fuck just happened just now?
It sounded like a great night
But have you ever hit her on the late night
And she's like, yeah, I'll come through
And you're thinking, great
Then she come in and just want to argue
It's like, fuck, I would have waited till tomorrow
And just got a good night's sleep.
The first eight bars of this record was amazing.
You hit me in the late night.
I came through.
We talked, read a book.
I had a few drinks.
You're on my mind all the time.
I realized I was wrong and I need you and I love you.
And then she got to calling him a fuck boy and said he's off the list, just as I predicted.
You didn't predict that in the first line of this song.
And yeah, you came here.
How come shit can never be consistent?
Oh, I hate when the liquor hits.
The two drinks is kicking in now.
Try to find another me.
Your consistent ass gets drunk and annoys me.
Yo, the woman that came up with,
you won't find another me.
But she said, what happened to the vibe, man?
She said he killed it.
Like, he fucked up the vibe.
Why he do that?
Some niggas do that.
Some niggas fuck up the vibe.
It's not a vibe for me to hit you on the late night
when you had a drink or two
and you can't stop
thinking about me?
I mean...
I think the men
have to band together
and just like form a union
against these men bashing songs.
It's not going to work.
But here's the thing with that.
Another fuckboy off the list.
They love fuckboys.
They do.
They have a whole list.
Of fuckboys. i hit you on the
late night and you came right through you didn't think i was a fuck boy like just admit that i'm
your type just admit it i love you justine can't wait till your album drops she's great it's my
new take for everyone even though i mean that with her i get it uh the uh the drum album's crazy
pardon me Shelly FKA drum uh put out an album with this with the same title I listened to it
twice on the way here so drum is Shelly now yes okay how was it it's phenomenal the name change
well I can't speak to Shelly I knew knew a Shelly once. She was cool.
I have nothing against Shelly's.
But the album is great. It's got her
on it, Erykah Badu, Summer Walker.
And R&B vibes?
It's missionary fuck face-to-face
music all the way through.
It's some summer night. Kissing?
Oh, absolutely. Making out, a lot of tongues,
spitting in your mouth. Make sure the air condition's on.
It's going to get sweaty. Some necking?
That type of music
is on this album.
Neck love in there?
Yeah, if you're cool
with fucking a drum,
this is for you.
I know I love that album.
That album's really, really good.
I'm not sure
if I'm comfortable with that.
Y'all be fucking with the AC on?
Of course.
Hell yeah.
Y'all niggas is aliens.
Excuse me?
Aliens, bro.
Wait, so...
Can you expound?
Yeah, I'm...
Maybe we are.
You think that's off?
You think that's bad?
I mean, I'm a room temp fucker.
Me personally.
What if it's hot out?
Summertime.
Room temp.
I like to cut the AC on right when we start so it gradually gets colder as we get hotter.
So it kind of stays room temp.
I mean, I like a nice sweaty fuck, but.
I do too.
I'm getting a little old for that.
I'm not sweaty, but I can't fuck in the cold.
You must be doing all the positions where there's space between you guys.
No, I just can't fuck in the cold room.
You're worried about shrinkage?
But you're not cold if you.
No, it's cold. But you're not cold if you... No, it's cold.
But you're not cold if you, you know what I mean?
Snuggling up with her.
And moving.
No, you cold the first 20 minutes y'all trying to get warm.
Like, if the AC is on in the room?
Oh, no.
No, no.
You turn the AC on on your way to the bathroom to take the sex pill.
And on the way back, it's lit.
How much lead time do you usually give yourself if
i don't turn that oh a couple minutes oh you have the fast fast acting ones you got the gel tabs
no i'm just a black king my shit go fast with the pill my fault bro yeah i mean
listen man i've yeah i've had to take the gas station when we got to time that like
90 minutes in advance you don't even know if you're going to be-
Make sure the headache times at the right time, too.
Exactly.
I used to take it at the right time, too,
but then I started to like the surprise of it.
Like, I liked going in with just my dick powers
and then in the middle of it.
Catch the second wind.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
There it is.
Yeah, you feel it.
You got my shit so hard for you.
That's what I thought.
Never mind.
That bad?
All right.
I'm not doing this with TDE.
What they did now?
TDE wants us to guess what album is coming out May 7th.
The wait is over.
TDE, I will be on vacation May 7th.
There will be no podcast no album critique
no review
I doubt that they're
channeled this around
any vacation dates
of the JVP
well them
no
but I 100%
believe that
artists out there
do formulate
oh for sure
yeah okay
I do
I just don't think
TDE does
what album
no way
what album
and if you're on vacation
and this is a SZA album
you're gonna stop
your vacation
for a second hit play if this was a SZA album, you're going to stop your vacation for a second hit play.
If this was a SZA album, they would tell me.
Hmm.
I don't know.
They would drop, they would take a picture of some SZA's.
They would do something.
They would be trying to do something a little cryptic.
They would take a picture of a strand of hair or something.
Brizza and GZA together.
Figure this
test out. Bet you can't guess.
What's this equation?
RGS.
RZA and GZA together.
Whoa, what could be coming?
If SZA drops, yeah. I'm stopping my vacation for that.
I don't think it's SZA.
Probably Punch Album.
It might be Punch Album.
That could be it.
Yeah.
Did they put out a compilation album already?
TD?
Yeah, they did for the Black Panther movie.
Yeah, they did.
The soundtrack.
Well, I mean like a real compilation.
I know that was theirs, but. Yeah. Well tour too I think before that so I doubt it's a
compilation oh yeah they have too many artists trying to put out solo projects
to be like hey everyone stop this compilation out I always love to read
the people on the side of the cryptic post that are supporting.
Charlamagne was beside himself for watching something go up to 100%.
Whoa, not the loading bar.
That emoji is strictly reserved for nudes.
Word.
And like surprise nudes.
Like, ooh, didn't see this one coming.
If you don't get that back
when you send the hammer pick,
something's wrong.
Not the...
Yeah, sometimes you send that
and don't get the reaction that you were looking
for. You get the double tap.
Yeah. Yo, if she just
put a like on your hammer pick,
this would be a
rough weekend.
I might block her. I might change my own number.
Or just stop sending the hammer pick, man.
Why would I do that?
Keep disappointing yourself.
You're running right into failure, bro.
Don't do that.
No, I have a pretty high percentage.
Sometimes you miss some shots.
That's true.
You know.
Maybe I wasn't her type.
That is true, too.
More reason to not send the hammer pick.
Well, I had to find out if I was her type. Do you like this type of dick?
Is this it?
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
Would you mind
reviewing this?
And Rory, he said
the wait is over before he sent a dick pic. So the loading bar, he said the wait is over before he said the dick kick.
So the loading bar?
Yeah, the wait is over.
The wait is over.
The wait is over.
Before she could say
what you mean,
he said the dick kick.
Here's the red rocket.
With a filter on it.
It's here.
Peep the vein placement.
I got the lighting right I know I did your lighting
yes those are birthmarks
that's not an STD
you said a dick pic and she goes
what is that
what's that there on the shaft sir
you said that's a dick pic And then let them know
That's a beauty mark right there
It's crazy
A beauty mark is
Well I guess it must happen
Having to explain your dick pic
Before you send it
Probably shouldn't send it
I'm pretty sure
Top didn't think that
We'd be talking about dick pics
Based on his
The wait is over
Instagram post
I mean they want
They want these cryptic rollouts
for you to decide
that's true
so
they leave it up to us
look at my guy Shiggy
on the Shigster
was excited too
let's go
no exclamation point
it's just
just a statement
let's go
and I
whoever one take Carter is
I respect
better be a K-Dot album
I agree
that would be crazy I would prefer that to be the he did go crazy with the eye emoji Whoever one take Carter is I respect better be a K dot album. I agree
That would be crazy. I would prefer that to be that he did go crazy with the IMO. Do you think I'm a jiggy?
It's a lot the wolf ace. I
Can't see Kendrick approving this for his rollout
Kendrick would just drop. I don't think he'd give us the video game loading bar
Kendrick would just drop I don't think he'd give us
the video game loading bar
when SZA drops
my day is stopping
that's all I know
facts
hi SZA
if you're listening out there
it's Jeff
love you
she's not
she's not listening
huge fan
love your tunes
did Seven drop something recently?
well she put out the
Chris Brown and Ferg single
and a lot of pictures
you've been feeling huh?
I mean you know the app is set up to like photos that you like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I feel you.
Like, is it not an app picture sharing program where you're allowed to like and comment on
photos?
I'm not lying.
I'm with you.
No, I know.
There's tension in that side of the room now.
Yeah, that's why I'm hating a little bit.
We was on our break, not speaking to each other.
I was like, oh, you got time to like Seven's pictures.
Great pitch.
While we were potting, I had time to like Seven's pictures.
Looking at him all like, oh, you're liking Benny's pictures, okay?
When they're talking, though.
What?
Wish you would
double tap this pod.
All right,
come on.
Here's another story
I can't tell you about.
So,
the floor is,
it is like a great
vacation pod for me,
by the way.
I'm chilling.
No,
I was,
I was looking
for actual real news
on Google
where they put the news
at the bottom.
And the first thing said,
two men posing
as Wu-Tang Clan members
scammed more than
100,000 from hotels.
So naturally,
I clicked it.
These two guys
would go to hotels
and pose as members
of Wu-Tang.
Which members?
That was my initial question too.
Like,
who did you say you was?
Riz and GZA.
So yeah,
they would go to hotels
and scam out all these rooms
as if they were performing
at these venues
and get free vacations.
Swag.
I wasn't mad at it at all.
I'm actually considering...
Where's the scam in this?
Yeah,
I'm curious how the scam went.
What's wrong with this? We need TJX6 to break this down., I'm curious how the scam went. What's wrong with this?
We need TJX6 to break this down.
If I'm on my socials and a resort hits me and thinks that I'm Wu-Tang and I tell them I'm Wu-Tang and they invite me to here and I have a blast in the Wu-Tang suite.
What a man.
Wu-Tang meals.
Yeah.
I got my Wu-Tang hoodie on.
Wu-Tang cognac.
And then I leave and go home and continue with my regular life.
What is the issue here?
Okay.
According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution,
states that the men identified themselves as executives of Rock Nation
and listed the Wu-Tang clan as guests during at least one of their stays.
The would-be criminal masterminds were caught during an attempt to run a similar scam
in a hotel in Augusta, Georgia,
after staff became suspicious
and called Roc Nation to confirm.
The criminal masterminds.
The men were charged with conspiracy to commit wire fraud.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How'd you get to the men were charged?
Who at Roc Nation told the truth?
Maul.
Them niggas had on a rock nation hat
it was at the front desk
like yeah
in a Wu-Tang shirt
Wu-Tang was upstairs
they FaceTime mall
that's not inspected deck
they thought they was
killing it with a
burgundy plain hat
it said
obatomically
the guys drove around
in Rolls Royces
and walked out
on $45,000
and $39,000
tabs that they ran up
with stolen
and fake credit cards
at the Georgia Terrace Hotel
in Hyatt.
Oh, they didn't think.
Respectively.
He's mad room service.
At least we know
which Wu-Tang member
he thought he was.
Definitely RZA.
The men also racked up
a $60,000 bill with
Hi RZA, I love you.
It's Joe.
National Limousine.
If you're listening.
The company they rented
the Rolls Royce
phantoms from
that's nuts
that's swag
nah
that's dope
wait and they booked
a recording studio
if you're Wu-Tang
Maul
you have to
record
you have to keep
this live going
you have to book
the studio
she's like yeah
fuck it
guess that's Wu-Tang
duh
yes Maul
they did book a studio
but how did the studio
lose 17 grand cause that wasn't Wu-Tang recording Duh. Yes, Maul. They did book a studio. But how did the studio lose 17 grand?
Because that wasn't Wu-Tang recording.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
They didn't know that.
The engineer didn't know that there was nobody from the Wu-Tang.
They never checked up?
Yeah, like what the fuck?
How does that even happen?
Okay, there was a time when there was a lot of Wu affiliates.
And you don't remember all of them.
So yeah, these could have been the affiliates.
Fam.
Try me.
I remember all of them.
You probably do. Actually, actually i'm not gonna try you
well listen man shout out to the scammers i mean if you're gonna if you're gonna scam
every time a good scam come up i try to like suppress my thoughts on it because i support
some of them yeah like i'm watching i'm watching generation hustle and I don't like the
racism and scamming.
The white
scammers, they came up with some bullshit.
Yeah, it's called taxes.
It's called banks.
It's called loans.
Yeah, it's called everything.
I mean, on the show, though.
No, sir, that is a scam.
On the show, the white people
was freestyling
scams and it was like it wasn't really the fact oh i am a billionaire prince from tahiti shut up
no you're not um but some of the black scammers i think need more credit for their scams
that tj doc was amazing i'm not mad that a good scam. He had a list of them, actually.
TJ X6.
I didn't know X6
was the machine used
for scamming
for the cards.
I don't know.
I'm a legit legal guy.
I don't really like
Screen Man's face right now.
I still use Square.
Oh, yes, that X6.
And he did this motion.
He locked in with the coach.
Word.
All I know is it came on and that was some of the worst rapping i'd ever heard i'm not mad at people that don't rap starting to rap but you got to find the
beat first and you got to find i don't even care if you don't rhyme but don't rhyme on beat well
first of all he wasn't on beat and he didn't rhyme he was just
giving you instructions over a beat that's why i wasn't mad at the record that was an audio book
that just sounded like that's all that was it was definitely an audio book like here he just threw
on a detroit beat and said okay you buy this machine you then take this credit card you then
cash out this way and now you have money in his defense, a lot of the young rappers
from Detroit
don't really rap on beat.
So he was just,
you know what I mean?
He was inspired.
Yeah.
I love that shit.
I don't mind the scamming
when they scam banks
and big corporations
and shit like that.
When people start scamming
like actual humans,
then I'm not for that shit.
Can somebody pull this song up?
Pull it up, player.
Let me tell y'all About this one time
At Walmart
Walked in
Played it so smooth
I grabbed the shopping cart
I did that before
Break my cousin off
A couple hundred
Cause she played her part
I scanned the same Walmart
Fifty times
I gotta play it smart
Listen to what I gotta say
I'm about to get honest
I'm just gonna skip over that part
Ayyyy I'm about to get honest. I'm just going to skip over that part. Ay.
Let me tell you about this one time at Walmart.
Walked in and played it so smooth, I grabbed a shopping cart.
Break my cousin off a couple hundred because she play her part. I scammed the same Walmart 50 times, I got to play it smart.
Listen to what I got to say, I'm about to get.
Playing crazy like I'm shopping here for clothes that hit electronics. Grabbed some Xboxes and TVs, I think about to get slacks Playin' crazy like I'm shoppin' here for clothes Then hit electronics
Grab some Xboxes and TVs, I think about seven
I told them that these are all gifts so they won't even question
Soon as I got up to the counter they start askin' questions
Like am I gettin' these for kids or some family members
I said, cause I ain't get a number
Christmas in December
She responded back like, okay sir, I understand
Had an Xbox in the left and TV in the other hand
Told her I think I lost my cash, let me call my friend
I let two minutes pass by to reach this out my pocket This one's shit Like, okay, sir, I understand. Had an Xbox in the lip and TV in the other hand. Told her I think I lost my cash.
Let me call my friend.
I let two minutes pass by the least it's on my part.
Turn this off, please.
Pause it.
Pause it.
Pause this.
Pause this.
Those are the greatest ad libs ever.
I'm nervous.
I think I lost my cash.
Let me call my friend.
Oh, shit.
We've all been there.
Definitely.
What is wrong with this kid man?
Nothing
I told him that these are all gifts
So they don't even question it
They not mine
And she responded back like
Okay sir I understand
Okay
First of all
When you walk up to the register
And start explaining
Who this shit is for
They're probably gonna become suspicious man
Pulled out the debit card
That I just embossed was hoping that the clerk
ain't even looking at weird or have to call the boss please don't look she asked me what i like
to do i said playing golf what you like to do i as we laughing and joking by the time they got to the
end of this episode of that doc he was on beat he practiced he changed his whole flow he got a deal
i mean we saw it they broke it down how explaining a scam is not really against the law,
kind of, so he's in the clear.
Yo, he would do shows in the day before,
do pop-up shops with the scam Bible and be like,
yo, anyone here turn your Dropbox on?
Yo, send me the scam Bible.
I just want to read it just for educational purposes.
And then his manager was like, yo, he's just sending shit out on how to do it.
He's not doing it.
I was like, all right.
Swag.
I guess you're right there.
The scam Bible.
I need the scam Bible.
And I just love the pure confidence that he had on an HBO channel on saying his crimes.
Yeah, he was chilling.
And, hey, shout out to HBO.
Vlad, maybe you could take a little quick note from
them anytime he started to incriminate himself they cut him off and put some shit over and said
this is criminal information he's incriminating himself we're not gonna play this at all we're
just gonna show you his face and i wanted to hear what he was saying you gotta get the scam bible
yeah you're right just wait for him to go on Vlad. Hopefully he doesn't.
He went on HBO.
The guy booked a tour and then hired fake federales to come to the Florida show and arrest him.
Mid-show.
Mid-show while he was on the stage.
Fans going crazy.
Oh, you can't do that to him.
Free TJ.
And mind you, I can say.
And that worked.
Yeah.
That worked. I got him a record worked. Yeah. That worked.
I got him a record deal.
So my question is.
For either one, five, or ten million dollars,
depending on what part of the interview you watched.
And I just love the range of that A&R from Atlantic.
I forgot his name.
He signed Lupe Fiasco and then heard this and went, yep.
What a range of an ear.
Well, we're spoiling it a little bit.
But at the end of the doc,
he did say that he doesn't actually have a record deal
with Atlantic, that he signed as a fake person
and he's scamming Atlantic too
and doesn't owe them anything
and just took the bread and ran.
Swag.
I personally think that's also a rollout.
That's not swag.
Because you worked it.
I can tell him what happens
when you think you got that off.
Hey, I too put a fake name on the contract.
You think you're the father?
I was there.
I was in the building.
If he thinks he's the first person that thought of that one,
sorry, buddy.
You have new electronics signing now with PDF Docs.
They have laws against you being who you are and signing a different name.
It's still you, and you're going to do this album, buddy.
No, I still do this.
You and your fake name.
I think that's part of the Atlantic rollout.
For sure.
Yeah.
I don't believe anything anymore.
I didn't actually believe that.
I don't believe anything.
It was a really entertaining doc.
Matter of fact, it was too short.
Yeah.
Give us a six-part.
Where is he at now?
Where can I cop the single?
No, too short's in the bag.
That was like a me joke.
All right.
What else we got?
Any other music come out?
Anybody else do anything stupid that we need to report on or give our opinion on
before this vacation
I think the
cause I'm going to
shake my nuts
hey
same to you
same to you
I'm out
I'm going to Island
I'm going to Island
Manhattan
nah
further
you're on an island right now
further
yeah you're in Long Island City yeah that's true that's true I'm going to Bahamas Queensland. Manhattan. Nah. Further. You're on an island right now. Further.
Yeah, you're in Long Island City.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
I'm going to Bahamas.
Come on, man.
It's so warm, man.
Come on.
Let's go mix that Drake album.
Let's go mix Certified Lover Boy.
The boy.
Yeah, I'm out of here, man.
Okay.
Bahamas.
Where are you taking your tail feather?
LA.
Nice.
Okay.
Going to do some work.
I can plug you into, what was the spot?
Delilah's.
I can plug you in.
I can get you on the list.
I know if I need the Delilah's plug or the Caldeon plug, I can call you,
and you're going to let me know exactly where to go. Those are two sick plugs to have together.
Why do you always end up where drake is i don't every time he trolls you i think it's a joke and i find out you guys were together really and it's like you guys are weird that's weird no when he
hit me to say yo rory was holding up his phone, recording the concert, singing with his heart. I was like, ah, until I found out.
Oh, no, you're serious.
And now here we are again.
And I can confirm with you.
With the toasting.
I was like, ah, he's being funny.
He was like, oh, no, he was looking at you again.
Toasting.
I was not toasting.
You was there too, Maul?
I was home.
But there was a Maul lookalike.
There was a Maul behindalike. There was a mall behind Rory.
There was?
Yeah, there was a mall leaning against the wall.
That's when I knew that Rory was taking this mutiny thing to the next level.
He fucking got a mall lookalike to just run around with him.
I was like, oh, God, these guys are inseparable.
MF Doom shit?
I don't know who that was.
These guys are the best of friends.
All right, so you didn't go to Delilah's.
No.
Because in my head, that made sense.
The Jenners.
No, no, no.
I wasn't there.
Rory.
The Ewers.
Yeah, no, I wasn't there.
So that was just Rory that flew out there for the Drake, Delilah's album release?
With no album?
Yo.
Yo, Rory.
Can I tell you what really happened
Tell us the truth about
How you always end up
Where Drake is
I was in the studio
Per my attire
At Delilah's
No
You don't even know
About the Delilah's studio
It's only me and Drake
Upstairs
The place
The place I was told
To go to for dinner
With one other person
Was called
Mr. Nice Guy
Mr. Perfect Guy
Mr. Something
Drake seems like a nice guy
So I walked in
I had a meal With one person It was nice and quiet Then they turned the music on Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Perfect Guy, Mr. Something. Drake seems like a nice guy. So I walked in.
I had a meal with one person.
It was nice and quiet.
Then they turned the music on.
Then Drake came in, and then I left.
That's all that happened.
Rory is a liar.
You need to stop and say hi. That is a lie, Rory.
You need to stop and say I really love Take Care.
Let me tell you.
While you search, what were you searching for?
If I'm going to Delilah's for a dinner reservation.
It wasn't Delilah's.
It was Mr. Nice Guy or some shit.
If I'm going to Mr. Nice Guy's for a dinner reservation.
Never been there before.
And you're not nice.
And I tell a friend, you know, you got to say, hey, what you doing tonight, man?
Yo, man, I'm hitting Mr. Nice Guy's for a little din-din.
Me and Drake.
No, that's when they're going to say, oh, word, because all the cool people are at Delilah's
for Drake's album release.
And then Rory zoomed over there.
That's not what happened.
Then how did you?
I just want to know how.
Saying an album release when nobody put out an album
is just funny.
I just want to know how Rory always ends up next to Drake.
Fam, I was in the studio.
But Nori gets the interview.
What is Rory doing?
It's the wrong Rory.
Hey.
You and Drake share.
We have our own Rory.
You and Drake share location.
Oh, shit.
He's calling the boy.
I'm not calling the boy.
Oh.
I don't have the boy's number.
Oh.
Is this the boy?
Yo.
Yo.
This is Rory from the Joe Budden Podcast.
You are now live.
Oh, my God.
Reason, what's going on, man?
Reason?
I'm a slur.
Nigga, we was in a Drake conversation.
Reason, I'm being called.
How the fuck you get Reason on the phone?
I'm being called a liar that I ran and chased a Drake album release party at Mr. Nice Guy.
You were there with me. Chasing Drake. No. chased a Drake album release party at Mr. Nice Guy. You
were there with me.
Chasing Drake.
First off, Joe, I don't like how you say
we having a Drake conversation.
I don't like that.
I'm sorry. I love you, Reese.
I need the respect at a certain level.
You know what I'm saying?
You're a rapper. I'm proud of you. Secondly, Rory is right
We went for dinner
I don't know what the hell was going on
It was weird
It was the strangest thing ever
Y'all went to the Jenner dinner
There was no Jenner's
It was mad quiet
It was so quiet. It was crazy.
It was so quiet that all the paparazzi was there taking pictures of Rory.
That was when we were walking out.
And not Reason.
It was not Reason.
I'm happy about that.
I'm completely fine with that.
If it could stay that way, I would be completely okay with that.
So you guys just start hanging out with Rory all the time.
Reason, you heard what Rory said.
Yo, why y'all taking pics of me?
I'm not even like nothing.
You heard him?
Mo, you heard him?
You can see that?
You said what?
No, I'm just asking if anybody saw that clip.
You know it's called Humility, Joe.
You should try it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I saw the clip.
I was there, though.
I was there.
It's called Depression.
Oh, you've tried that before.
That's documented.
But yeah, it was a weird night, though.
I don't know what was going on.
We just came for the entire thing.
It wouldn't be weird if all the cool niggas
was at the Drake listening party.
Nah, it was like the most unexpected.
I still don't know what that was.
JID was over there.
No.
Nah, he wasn't there.
That was a different night.
He wasn't cool enough.
He wasn't allowed.
So it was different.
But yeah, I can confirm that we're worried.
Thank you, Reason, for ending this rumor of us chasing anything.
We were sitting there having a nice meal, and then all this chaos happened.
Me, Reason, and Eve were chilling, and then we left once all the chaos started.
I will say this.
Roy did sit up a little straighter when he saw Drake walk in.
I will say that.
Did what?
You sat up a little straighter when you saw Drake walk in. I will say that. Did what? You sat up a little straighter when you saw Drake walk in.
Oh, sure.
You asked for a verse.
Shut up.
Rory fixed his posture up, fixed his shoulders for Drake.
Yeah, he fixed his shoulders up a little bit.
The funny shit is I think it was the Scorpion album he wanted y'all to listen to.
That's the funny shit.
I think it was Views
where he come out of here. I got this
double project.
More like...
Give Views another try.
Nah, y'all good.
Reeves, how you doing, man? You alright?
Yeah, I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm trying to
wrap up this album. I just asked
about you, dog. Like, I don't care.
I always have to plug in my music
Wait, wait, are you the loading up TDE?
You said what?
Are you the teaser?
I wanna I want it. I want every that don't got nothing. I've been catching strays all week from that
So that don't got nothing to do with me. It'll be dope. I'm not I'm not I'm loading up, but I'm not
Bree's been telling me I'm loaded
Exactly I'm loading up, but I'm not that loaded. Bree's been telling me, yo, I'm loaded.
Exactly.
I'm ready to go.
I'm already ready to go.
Yeah, but I'm trying to stay out of the way so that fans can get the niggas that they've been waiting for for a minute.
Man, is it Kendrick or SZA, man?
I don't got nothing to say about that, Joe.
I'm sorry about that.
I'll be dropped before this episode air.
Yeah, that's true.
And I don't want that for you.
I would hate that.
I appreciate that.
Are you on Rory's album?
I am.
I think I got the only rap record on there.
Is that right, Rory?
Is that what he told you?
Well, no, there's a copy of us on there, too.
But the only full rap record. You got all that.
Freddie, get Elzine.
Full rap record.
I would love to get Elzine.
Full rap record.
Nas.
Oh, you changed a full rap.
Oh, I got it now.
Yeah, it's a full.
Yeah, like it's just a full.
So there are other rappers on there.
Yeah, there's other rappers on the project with a full rap record.
Yeah, I'm on there, though.
I'm waiting to get on your album, John, whenever you hit me about that conversation we had.
Are you ready to press the button?
I'm not pressing the button, man.
That's your album.
It's on the TV.
Come on, man.
What more are you going to do when I put that diss track out?
I think it's already recorded.
What are they going to do?
What y'all going to do?
I'm positive it's already recorded.
You're going to laugh at it?
You know how many things rhyme with Rory and Maul?
And when I found out that Tom, you had, you.
Boy, I ought to.
I got a lot of rappers for you, man.
No, you don't. A lot of niggas that rap. No, you don't. A lot of rappers For you man No you don't
A lot of niggas that rap
No you don't
No you don't
A lot of niggas that rap
Better than you
No you don't
No you don't
A lot of niggas that rap
Yeah
And they got balls loaded
For you
I will tear
Every one of your friends up
They'll let me spit though
Hey I will tear
Both or all your friends up
No you won't
Both or all your friends up
We heard your latest attempt Nah I heard some other Rapper friends. Both or all your friends up. We heard your latest attempt.
Nah, I have some other rapper friends, too.
Nah, that's in the tuck still.
I heard your latest attempt.
Don't do that.
I ain't dropping.
I ain't putting little T's out there.
Oh, Reece is still here.
I'm still here.
Reece is one of the ghostwriters, too.
Reece is trying to get the T on who about to diss me.
Yeah, how you know the record on my album that he wrote isn't about you?
I'm glad all three of y'all are back.
I didn't watch an episode when Rory stepped off because I'm a loyal guy.
You know what I'm saying?
They all did a million.
Yeah.
Hey, Reason, I don't give a fuck what you watched.
I don't want to explain.
You missed my viewership.
You missed my viewership.
You missed my viewership.
Hey, how do you know he wasn't there if you wasn't watching, bitch?
He's talking in the street.
You just felt it in your gut he wasn't there?
Oh.
We were at dinner together, and it was a recording day.
just felt it in your gut he wasn't there oh you pay you pay dinner together and it was a recording day uh reese were you at dinner with rory talking about me over wine yes i was i was i was not
talking about you over wine joe yeah i promise now reese don't flatter yourself now reese got
now reese got to get dissed with maul's buddies go ahead i wish grizelda would put a respect track
out put something out there around with respect, Griselda.
Yeah, go ahead.
Who else?
Your man's with Iman Shumpert.
Who else?
Let me see what Conway got.
Iman doesn't count.
Nigga.
Nigga.
Yeah, let me see what Conway got.
He free tonight, man.
Man, let me hit a Berg.
Let me hit a Berg for a beat.
I need a beat.
I need a beat.
I need something harder than that.
That ain't true.
Berg got hard shit.
Let me call Darren.
I'll tear your friends up over a soft beat to it.
Justify my love, Madonna or something.
I'll learn your friends to never mention my name again.
And Cal Dion.
He's going to sing the hook.
Is Ree still here? I think so. Yeah, I'm about to go. I'll going to sing the hook. Is Reece still here?
I think so.
Yeah, I'm about to go.
I'll talk to y'all later.
Reece, we love you, man.
All right.
See, that's what I'm used to.
I'm used to when the talk about this and Joe come up on tracks.
I'm used to the rappers just being quiet like Reeves did.
I didn't even know he was on the phone still.
Good looking out, Reeves, for holding on.
He's going to be one of the ghostwriters too.
What else we got?
I'm just glad the rumors have been put to rest that I was minding my business at dinner.
Did you have some in your blog? I didn I didn't, but the room was the rest.
I believe it was
Pinot Grigio.
Yeah.
Classy.
Don't let the boy
get another
true troll off.
Like,
next time he do that,
don't be present.
Well,
no,
I fully copped
to rapping
whole lyrics
with my soul
at a concert.
What's wrong with that?
That I copped to
1,000%.
I was definitely doing that.
The toast, up for debate, not really a toaster.
It's not really my thing.
And it was Pinot Grigio.
It was not Savio Mlok.
So we should debunk the rumor.
This is my final question about this.
Did you know that there were 30 paparazzi outside when you were
walking no when I walked in it was completely empty you didn't yeah but
when you walked out like you commotion didn't even cross my mind whole check
the entry in seals it was just a big door and you opened it and I saw a bunch
of flashes and then I went to the right yes you did see the 40 cameras out there
after I was outside already.
But you had to go back inside?
No, I didn't go back inside. I was leaving.
Oh, you walked back by them to leave?
No, I just left.
I'm going to find a way
for this to be funny. I don't care.
I literally just kept walking.
I doubled back to the paps.
Was there a dress code there
maybe
when the party started
but when I was there
it was a restaurant
and when I left
it was becoming a party
and I left
there's no dress code anymore
I don't think that is
no that's what I said
when I saw you
yeah I was in my
studio clothes
I was just grabbing some food
before restaurants shut down
and then I was going back
to my hotel to go to sleep you got studio clothes yeah of course I like to be comfortable in the studio clothes. I was just grabbing some food before restaurants shut down, and then I was going back to my hotel to go to sleep.
You got studio clothes?
Yeah, of course.
I like to be comfortable in the studio.
What's your attire?
Sweats, baggy shirts.
You was dressed like you was going right to sleep afterward.
You wouldn't have been linking with nobody.
Yeah.
I agree.
What we got?
Quick.
I didn't read it, didn't see it.
No comment. The floor is yours. Tossing it away. I'm on vacation. I agree what we got quick I didn't read it didn't see it no comment
the floor is yours
tossing it away
I'm on vacation
I'm on break
give all artists
their rights
Anita Baker
De La Soul
everybody
DJ Quick
don't start crying
DJ Quick
well no
this actually just
broke while we were
sitting here
Quicken put out a video
he had I guess
got a royalty check from Death Row Records.
You can't really see how much he got in the video because the camera didn't focus, but
he seems to be a little upset with his royalties.
Not so happy.
I'm real offended by this Death Row check and this amount.
As much work as I did for these sons of i just feel like the respect
factor is just just crazy there is none so to show you what your money means to me
mr death row records all the tupac i did dog pound project
devil you are a bitch
I want my real money and I want all my credits
For everything that I did in this industry
All the songs, including Hot In Here, Finale and Pharrell
I want my credit for that being
Get Naked
I want my credit from Kendrick
Lamar for
And it's no disrespect to Kendrick, I love you guys
TDE, you guys are awesome
But the fact that y'all left my credit off of King Kunta was crazy Lamar for There's no disrespect to Kendrick I love you guys TDE you guys are awesome But
The fact that y'all left my credit
Off of King Kunta was crazy
Means they're not awesome
Or Kelly Home Alone
That's 100%
All of my drum sounds
My music
And me playing percussion on it
I want that too
All eyes on me
It's my credit
I want that
In the club
I helped with that record
If I can't do it
It can't be done
50 Cent
I want that record
I want all my credits I'm starting to get done. 50 Cent, I want that record.
I want all my credits.
I'm starting to get to a point to where I'm impatient and I feel disrespected.
I'm not going to be the underdog of this music industry anymore.
I am to be respected as a king and a lord
that I am a god when it comes to production.
I need all of my fucking credit.
You heard what he said.
He said what he said.
Quick is a musical genius
and underappreciated
and
I think he deserves
everything that's coming to him.
I wonder if he just started
this process
like with this vid.
I would imagine not.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Who knows?
He was naming joints.
He named joints
from all eyes on me.
Like he's naming joints.
I doubt that he just started
this in 2021.
Yeah.
Somebody could be
could have been fighting.
And I don't think you're burning the check if you just started this in 2021. Yeah, somebody could have been fighting. And I don't think you're burning the check
if you just started this.
No.
This seems like you haven't gotten any answers
in quite some time.
And I'm curious what those royalties were for specifically
from Death Row.
Whatever it was, if he burned it,
it was probably just enough for like a ham and cheese
or something.
Well, I'm not saying the amount, what records they were giving him his actual credit for.
Because, I mean, royalties sometimes can be two cents and they'll send you a check for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I save it up.
Not mad at you?
Word.
I'm not DJ Quick.
No.
Quick has done a lot of music in his career, man.
He deserves everything that's coming to him, man.
I hope he gets it.
Credit and financially.
I agree.
Quick, you're a legend.
Black King,
God, Lord,
all those things that you said
and I hope that things
work out well for you
here.
Brilliant producer,
brilliant engineer,
brilliant rapper,
everything.
My young ass didn't even
put together the Nelly
Hot in here thing
until he said it.
Well,
how would you?
Cause I'm young.
That's what I'm saying.
Me neither.
I ain't young.
I wouldn't know,
but I'm with quick pay to people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a,
there's a bar in California that will give you a free drink.
If you come with like a royalty check,
that's in the sense and they keep
it and they hang them all up like it's a joke like look i got two cents and they've been doing
it for a while wow and i started to think they're collecting a lot of checks here this might add up
but yeah they'll give you a free check if uh if you bring in under a dollar royalty check because
you know there's a lot of actors out there that do shit that,
it's like,
all right, fam,
why are you giving me this?
Yeah, don't send me a check
for fucking less than a dollar.
Word.
Speaking of horrible royalty checks.
Here you go, your man.
Let's go.
Logan Paul versus Mayweather.
Tell the truth.
Tell the truth.
Logan Paul's going to get
his fucking ass whooped.
I didn't mean about that.
Why is this happening? That's't mean about that. Why is this
happening?
That's a very good question. Why is this happening? Come on.
Y'all tell me. This is ridiculous.
Don't try to make it make sense.
I'm not going to try to make it make sense.
Say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Why is this happening? Cash grab.
Okay, but at what point
is it
just like not for the money
I mean granted
Mayweather
What I understand
Is a lot of money
Like why
Come on man
Why are you doing this
I don't know
If you're in need of the money
Cool
Won't fault you
We've all done some things
When we needed some money
Sure
Not mad at you
Yeah but this is just
But this is a little ridiculous
This doesn't make any sense
Not for Floyd Mayweather Should but this is just... But this is a little ridiculous. This doesn't make any sense.
Floyd Mayweather should not be jumping into this arena.
Why?
He's a legend, and he's one of the, if not the greatest boxer of all time.
Like, I don't understand why.
Because he has to prove himself.
To who?
YouTube. Logan Paul.
To Logan Paul.
To YouTube.
Yeah.
He has to prove himself to nobody.
This is just... I mean, I don't know.
Again, you can't, you know.
Is he retired?
Floyd?
He did retire?
Like, officially retire?
Yeah.
So it's just his retirement plan?
Yeah, and he's just going to run around beating up guys like me and you for the rest of life.
Didn't he try to box a 14-year-old in China?
He's not completely retired.
You know,
this is his kingdom come.
My question to y'all though,
is if you can make the same purse that you make in a real professional fight in a fake fight,
that there's really no loser or a victor,
then you wouldn't do it.
No.
Cause it's not,
it's again,
we,
he has none,
he has none to prove in boxing, right? Yeah. But this is not, if you could not a... Again, we're... He has none to prove in boxing, right?
Yeah, but this is not...
This is a quick money grab.
If you could make a fake album, would you do it?
What is a fake album?
Well, I don't know.
What's a fake boxing match?
We're seeing it.
An album that, I don't know, someone else wrote or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what the correlation would be.
I wouldn't...
No, I don't think that's a bad example i wouldn't
rap album somebody else wrote it's not me and this isn't really your like a box box maybe
somebody told me to come here the album if somebody came and told me to do like a fake battle
with someone and the verses would already be written and you just have to stand there and
do it and you make five million dollars maybe i do it, and you make $5 million.
Maybe I do that.
Would you do a joint album with some YouTube star
that's not really an artist?
What type of shit is that?
Because at some point...
If in my field, right,
I am undefeated,
I've accomplished everything there is to accomplish,
and in retirement, I could just get free bags.
What's wrong with that?
Because it's like Hov doing a joint album with some YouTube star that just makes music and has a lot of clicks.
This is not about money.
It's a legacy thing.
All money is not good money.
Floyd shouldn't be doing this for money.
I get it.
It's the easiest money he's ever going to make.
I told you two years ago that Floyd was doing this stuff for money.
Yeah, but I don't think.
No, you said Floyd was broke.
That's what you said.
You said he was going broke.
I said, do you think?
You said because of his gambling habits and all of that.
And Floyd.
I just tossed the question because I saw behaviors that led to shit like this.
I get it.
He was moving like he needed the money.
Floyd doesn't need this money.
He doesn't like it. It's what you said. It's easy. He knows his like he needed the money. Floyd doesn't need this money. He doesn't like it.
It's what you said.
It's easy.
He knows his dude can't beat him.
Right.
He knows it's zero risk factor
in him getting hurt.
Well, that's in the contract.
Yeah, but you...
And that's to my point.
If I could put that in the contract,
Maul, where...
And this mic still sounds a little funny.
Where I don't have to get hurt at all.
You can't touch me, really. You can't
knock me out. You can't do anything to
me. That doesn't need to be
in the contract for Logan Paul
versus Floyd Mayweather. He's not going to hurt. Even if it wasn't
in the contract, he's not going to hurt Floyd Mayweather.
So y'all going to turn down the $10 million hour?
If it's something like this? I don't know.
If he was doing Dancing with the stars
If he's doing
Floyd is doing
Dancing with the stars
For 10 million
I'm not mad at that
This is him
Dancing with the stars
No this is
Dancing with the YouTube stars
He was like
Wait whoa
He want to box me
This is a sanction
This is a sanctioned fight
This is
He's getting
Sanctioned by who
He's getting in a ring
He's fighting
This is a fight
Nevada don't even know This is happening What getting sanctioned by who he's getting in a ring. He's fighting. This is Nevada.
Don't even notice.
It's happening.
What's the thing?
The Nevada Boxing Committee policy firm.
They have no idea.
This is happening.
I think Floyd is going to mall this night.
This is this is not you.
He don't need to be doing this, though.
This is this is more.
We've watched Floyd have real fights and go to the club after unscathed.
Yeah.
So what do we think is happening today?
But it's just the fact that look at who he's getting in the ring with.
It's like, come on, fam.
Why are you even, what are you doing?
Like, you Floyd Mayweather, bro.
You way past this.
Yaya just copped the Bentley truck.
I don't know what that means.
Neither do I.
It just sounded funny.
Well. Okay. Yaya is Floyd's daughter. Didn't know what that means. Neither do I. It just sounded funny.
Well.
Okay.
Yaya is Floyd's daughter.
Didn't know that.
I just learned recently.
Okay.
No, I didn't.
They look exactly alike.
They look exactly alike.
That's how genetics work.
But I'm just saying, when your kids are running around, yo, got a truck, got this, got school,
got this.
Listen.
Floyd has money. He's not.
He's not. It's not about the money but when you have money don't you know how to get more yeah but you think because he has that
much money that that it's over now no but go get money another way this is this is just it's like
a this is a mock on more floyd has a strip club he tried to put a music label out yeah but this
is a mock on what you're really great at.
This is like mocking what you're a legend at.
Did you say the same thing when Mike Tyson fought?
Who did he fight?
Yeah, I didn't like that either.
You didn't like that?
Oh.
I thought that was fine because it was two professionals in their latter years fighting.
I thought that was fine.
I don't want to see old boxers fighting.
We laughed about that. We said there's like two uncles at the cook see old boxers fighting. We laughed about that.
We said there's like two uncles at the cookout fighting by the grill.
We laughed at that shit.
Nigga, that's exactly the point of the cookout when I go get a hot dog.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
They getting it in.
And I'm hungry.
What a perfect opportunity.
And that was a little different because it was an actual.
When they started the fight club shit in the Bronx,
I was going to go up there and watch some Bronx niggas
just knock each other out.
That's different because...
If you start a fight anywhere,
I'm liable to watch.
But that's different
because those are amateurs.
You'll watch two street niggas
that just got an issue
with each other on the block,
put gloves on and be like,
we're going to settle this.
Floyd is arguably
the greatest boxer ever.
Like, why are you getting
in the ring fighting a dude
that's 0-1?
Because I want to see
the greatest boxer ever just run around beating dudes up. Nah, man. Like, why are you getting in the ring fighting a dude that's 0-1? Because I want to see the greatest boxer ever
just run around
beating dudes up.
Nah, man.
Hey, yo.
Yo, you want to fight?
Oh, shit, you do?
You got money?
Wait.
Hey, yo, you got money?
Shit is stupid, man.
You do?
This dude is 0-1.
This dude is 0-1.
Hey, two months away.
Hey, two months?
Let's do two months.
You train?
You train for two months.
I train for two months.
I'll meet you back here.
Oh, wait, he's not even... This is the brother? Yes. Yes. Let's do two months. You train? You train for two months. I train for two months. I'll meet you back here. Oh, wait.
He's not even...
This is the brother?
Yes.
It's not even Jake.
It's Logan.
It's fucking Weapon X again.
What are we talking about, man?
Like, this is stupid.
This dude is 0 and 1.
Like, fighting a nigga that's 50 and 0.
Like, with 27 knockouts.
And he's going to win.
And he fought real boxers.
And he's going to win.
I thought this was at least the one that's already been doing the fights.
No, man.
What are they going to do when Logan wins?
Well, listen.
Mayweather beat Pacquiao.
Logan Paul did only lose to YouTube star KSI.
Only Maul was running around.
I don't know if he beat Pacquiao.
He beat Pacquiao.
Remember when you were Pacquiao's man for real?
I'm still a Pacquiao fan.
I told everybody when Floyd was going to... He fought Pacquiao when I said he would after Pacquiao got knocked out. I'm still a Pacquiao fan I told everybody When Floyd was
He fought Pacquiao
When I said he would
After Pacquiao got knocked out
I told y'all that years ago
Yo I'm glad I was there
For that phase in your life
Like you was sounding
Like a nutcase
How about I
Pacquiao beating Floyd
Shut your ass up
Wait that
That wasn't a crazy take to have
Yes it fucking was
And when did I say that
Yes it was
I thought Floyd was gonna win
But it wasn't a crazy take
You said that right before he lost
No I said that in 2011
I said that
Whenever he said it
The nigga lost
2011
Fucking Pacquiao
I knew in 2019 or 18
After Pacquiao got his head knocked off
Of course he's gonna lose that fight
Why did China give America gunpowder?
What?
And coronavirus
Moving on moving right along just gonna go ahead and well either way
i'm gonna tune in with all that said i don't know i'm gonna tune into that one i'm watching
not watching fucking jake's show time do you even have to order it if you have show time already
it's pay-per-view oh yeah i'm cool yeah i thought maybe i could just watch it with show time
i thought that was him.
I thought that was the other kid.
The twin brother.
Oh, he's the older brother.
The older twin?
Oh, wait.
Let me see how they promoted this.
No, go back.
Go back.
Go back.
Because the promotion is the funniest part.
June 6th, me and Logan Paul will be fighting at the Hard Rock Stadium.
On YouTube.
And Showtime will come together to bring an epic event.
Oh, see, that's not funny.
I thought I saw a promotion that said,
I'm back to prove once and for all I'm the favorite, undoubted, undisputed heavy.
I'm like, yo, dog, we weren't disputing it.
You're the best.
Especially not with Logan Paul.
You're the best, man.
Yo, go ahead.
Stay home that night.
But look what Floyd hashtag
bragging rights
they say bragging rights
oh yeah yeah
that's what I meant
bragging rights
how is this bragging rights
you've never lost a fight
you do not need
against real boxers
you do not need to do this
to brag
who you bragging to
Jake
beat up your brother bro
while we on this do y'all care about 50 calling out Irv for that shit he said about X Jake. Beat up your brother, bro.
While we're on this, do y'all care about 50 calling out Irv for that shit he said about X?
I missed that.
Yeah.
I guess Irv did an interview where he said that X died from, I don't even want to repeat it.
I don't want to repeat it.
I don't.
Irv did an interview saying what X died from? Yeah, and it wasn't the most tasteful thing to say.
50 said something about it.
Swiss commented underneath saying you're a bozo or Irv is a bozo, a clown.
Clown shit.
Jada called him a wing.
How you call a nigga a wing, fam?
Yo, you a wing.
Why is that so funny?
That's just hilarious.
Because it's funny, and I can hear Kiss saying it.
You could always tell the niggas that grew up snapping on the block.
You call a nigga a wing?
That's just something you call a nigga on the hood.
But now I'm trying to-
Wing ass nigga.
There's an insult in there, a big one.
Wing?
Yeah.
Of course there's an insult.
I'm trying to see what it is.
You want to go to the rack? I don't know know i don't know so you can leave that one alone it's just funny
it's just funny but but did they say the cause of death i'm just trying to understand why
irv would say this from my understanding no and that's even more reason to just shut the
fuck up and not oh yeah so i thought I thought maybe he was repeating what was announced.
I mean, maybe somebody said that to him.
But I mean, you should say it.
No, I mean, was it publicly stated?
No, but there was some news reports that it was bullshit going on.
I mean, still, you shouldn't say that.
You just shouldn't say this at all.
And if you said it, you shouldn't say it, right?
This is bad. Everything about this is bad. Ir. You just shouldn't say this at all. And if you said it, you shouldn't say it, right? This is bad.
Everything about this is bad.
Irv, you know better than this, man.
Not only do you know better than this, but you love X.
They got Joyce together.
But how did...
You're right.
He shouldn't say this, especially if this hasn't been the official cause of death.
If this hasn't been publicly stated by health officials or autopsy...
Fuck that.
Should you say it about somebody you love no i'm just well if they announced that
they had an autopsy and this is what he died from and you repeat it i mean you can't be but so mad
at somebody if that's the cause of death if you leave here and go get shot in the head god forbid
of course me as your man i'm not coming here every time i bring up your death i'm saying yo
mo got shot in the head he got caught like that's just not no no no no i'm not coming here every time I bring up your death I'm saying yo Mo got shot in the head he got caught no no no
I'm not saying it like that
I'm saying that
if the cause of death
is announced
if somebody say
yo he had a heart attack
he had high blood pressure
he had a stroke
whatever
and then you repeat that
in the interview
I don't see
that's disrespect
well also
it wasn't announced
but that's why
that's where the disrespect
is at
to me
if it's not even announced and you're somewhere announcing how he died it's like fam what are you talking about It wasn't announced. That's where the disrespect is at to me.
If it's not even announced and you're somewhere announcing how he died,
it's like, fam, what are you talking about?
How do you even know that?
So you agree with me.
I'm saying if my cause of death is already determined and you're somewhere saying- Anybody that do drugs and overdose, they're going to say fentanyl is involved.
Whatever they say.
I'm just saying, especially if that hasn't been determined,
that's disrespectful.
If it hasn't been determined
that that's what that was.
Even if it had been determined
and the public didn't know?
It's disrespectful
all the way around the board.
No, but that's what I said.
Was it publicly stated yet?
Then if not,
then absolutely,
Irv is out of line for that,
for sure, without a doubt.
Irv, this is out of line, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, buddy.
This is wrong.
Can't rock with it.
Rest in peace, X. Rest in peace, G.'t rock with it Rest in peace X Rest in peace G
Shock G
Rest in peace
Black Rob
Hitman Cassidy
The battle that
That's happened a few weeks ago
But we didn't get a chance
To speak about it
It's out
Not only is it out
It's out
And it should be off
Don't do that man
You reported it as spam
This is terrible And I fuck with Hitman One of my favorite battle rappers It's out and it should be off. Don't do that. You reportedly did spam?
This is terrible, and I fuck with Hitman.
One of my favorite battle rappers.
I'm going to watch it tonight, but give me a little review.
Hitman and Cassidy did over 2 million views in a matter of four days.
Congrats to them.
Congratulations.
Let me hit the round of applause.
2 million people are disappointed.
This was terrible. With that said, off mic, I was asking,
I was trying to ask you gentlemen who you thought was responsible for these numbers
in such a short span.
I would assume Cassidy.
Not that Hitman.
Hitman does a lot of views, though.
Hitman does a lot of views though Hitman does a lot of views
every battle was at a million
I'm talking about
the pace in which
they got to a million
which was in like
a day and a half
well a lot of that was from
the face off that they had
and the drama that was there
yeah but I'm putting that
on Cassidy too
I mean but you have to put
some of that on Hitman too
he was part of it
why
his antics
his antics at the face off
was part of the
him grabbing the bag and all of that that was part of it he just looked mad too. He was part of it. His antics at the face-off was part of him grabbing the bag
and all of that.
That was part of it.
He just looked mad.
Yeah, but that's part of it.
Yeah, but I'm giving the credit
to the dude that made you mad.
Hitman's my man.
Yeah, I like that.
Him, his brother,
Verve, St. Louis.
Hitman already know
how I feel about him.
He's one of my favorite
I just think it's tough
going up against niggas
that play like this
I don't care who won this battle
ARP won this battle
2 million in fucking 4 days
ARP won this battle
as far as who actually won
the showdown
I don't fucking know
but boy was it entertaining
well I don't think it can But boy, was it entertaining.
Well, I don't think it can't be both of them that brought that quick. No, as far as just them two going against each other, that would bring that attention.
Not one specific person.
It has a lot to do with Hitman.
His videos do well over a million views, all of his battles.
That's why I'm saying both.
Because I know Cass brings people in for sure.
Whether he does well or not, people just want to see Cassidy.
They want to see the mess.
Yeah.
You know,
people like to look at car accidents.
Yeah.
This was terrible.
I'm going to watch it,
but.
Because I felt that way
around the buzz of the Arsenal
and Cassidy battle.
I went and clicked it
because everyone was like,
this was a shit show.
Right.
No one said,
yo,
the bars was crazy.
They said,
yo,
this was a train wreck.
Go watch this.
And I did.
And I enjoyed it
That's sad but yeah
I think I'm just
You know what it is
With this battle rap shit
I think I'm just
I'm kind of like over this
A little bit I think
Battle rap in general?
Yeah
In what way?
I think it's just too much
Theatrics in it now
It's too much
It's too much
It's too much like
Of a show
It's not
It's not It doesn't even really feel like a battle
anymore it just feels like a production you know i'm saying like i i don't i don't know i think i'm
just kind of outgrowing like just this whole thing then i seen now they got like dudes battling women
and it's just like you don't like that not when you're
just standing up there i think it was tayrock he was calling shorty all kind of bitches i just don't
see the art in that like he was killing them like yeah but that i don't i just don't i don't he was
smoking i don't know i just don't i don't know i don't know it's just a little weird to me to be
standing there just talking to a woman yeah talking to a woman that raps and you just calling all kind of bitches and what she shaped like.
It's just a little weird.
It's just like, all right, I get it.
That's hard.
But it's just like, all right, fam, there's only so much of this shit I'm going to watch.
I did that in the crib in my 20s with no battle going on at all.
Zero dollars.
That's weird.
Freestyle to yourself.
No, I'm letting her hear
this new verse
I'm gonna let
I'm gonna let the people
hear this
that's a joke
you guys
ta-da
well I actually felt
how you feel
with the production thing
when there was
like without the whole
crew and the audience
and they were just doing
the one-on-one shit
I wasn't really into that
it felt too staged and production wise like i kind of prefer i used to annoy me but i
take all that back not all the crew behind them and that packed stage and everyone in the crowd
is very important to balance yeah like need all that i think that's better than the really crisp
production that they're doing now with the one-on-ones and the crazy camera angles. I didn't like the one-on-one shit.
That was weird.
I hate two-on-two battles.
Oh, I can't stand that shit.
I hate that shit.
I've been on record.
I can't stand that shit.
One of you go home.
Let one of...
You two battle,
and then you two battle.
Yeah.
Let one person rap
what the two of you came up with.
Them two-on-two shits, man.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I love the fact that oh my god I mean I love
I love the fact that
they have this platform
like you know
I love that for the battle rappers
but
some of it
some of it is just
it gets a little too weird for me
I might have to come back
to the battle rap game
you think they're asking for it
I don't know
I mean
you know
we can keep it right
you can take your time
yeah
we can keep moving maybe like think about it your time. Yeah, we can keep moving.
Maybe like think about it a little bit.
I said we can keep moving.
You talk to your people.
Hold on.
Stop my time.
Talk to your people.
What is happening?
Is that smack calling?
Whoa, whoa.
So fuck out of here.
What is Paul Pierce?
Somebody's growing some weed. Yo'll pull peers will not go ahead to
fs1 man get out of here he's at the strip club he's at the strip club with
you barefoot mmm he got a whole shed of gelato teaching Rory what he should have
been doing with his shed Rory was just putting his summer clothes in there. You're supposed to have a shed of that gelato.
Wow.
Got the wedding cake.
It's cool.
Went to LA and even go to the gelato farm.
Went right to, what was that, Jerry's?
Jerry's, yes.
Jerry's Deli.
I don't know.
Bossa Nova.
I just feel like Jerry's should have a deli.
Jerry's had a deli, right?
In Miami.
That was Jerry's, right?
I'm sure there's thousands
of Jerry's.
That's probably true.
They closed that shit down.
Yeah.
There was some other.
Oh, the draft.
NFL draft.
NFL draft.
It was lit last night.
That is important.
Two nights ago.
Congratulations.
Let me get a round of applause
for Parks, man.
Congratulations.
We came up.
We came up with the Jans.
Congratulations to Parks and every other Dolphins fan out there,
including myself now.
Welcome aboard, buddy.
I am a Dolphins fan.
Nah, Tooney's nice on the Giants, though.
I like Tooney.
Tooney's nice.
I looked up the highlights like you told me to, man.
Yeah.
Know it's a sign that the dude might not be as nice as you thought like when my team drafted him and and you text me hey man he's tough
that's what park sent me after when your friends gotta hit you and start with hey man
he's uh he's not he's not the worst He's got a lot of heart.
I did not take Scott to Jane Dimes' pick.
I was like, ah.
But no, his highlights did look great.
I don't know enough about him because Kyle Pitts was on his team.
Well.
What?
That's a hard time. I'm not trying to be funny.
That's a hard time.
Kyle Pitts was on that team.
I know.
He got the juice.
That's how the Giants saw this guy.
The Giants took a wide receiver?
Yes, we did.
Yeah, but Philadelphia, man.
They played, y'all.
I thought Devontae was going to New York, coming here.
Philadelphia, I don't know what's up with y'all.
I know that we have this disdain for each other in sports.
So much so that they were willing to trade with the Cowboys.
have this disdain for each other in sports.
So much so that they were willing to trade with the Cowboys.
No, it starts at the last game of the season, man,
when we could have made the playoffs and then Philly pulled their starting quarterback out
with like 12 minutes left in the first quarter.
And then they lost the game.
Then they lost the game, got smacked around,
then Doug, whatever his name is, got in the press conference and said, no, we really tried our best to win.
What a lie.
What a lie.
And for Dallas to trade with the Eagles?
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
To fuck the Giants?
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
yeah wow wow wow if i'm the giants i would have took that micah parsons kid from the giant uh from the cowboys so fast i would have stole hey y'all want to trade with the eagles bet
bitch i'm taking micah parsons i don't care if my team suffers you won't have them but instead
they traded back they traded back now i'm not mad at the trade back.
What, did they get a couple of thirds or something like that?
No.
See?
Don't do that.
No, we have the Bears first next year.
Okay.
And they're fourth next year.
Okay.
And this year, we have their first and their fifth.
They got fields, too.
That was nice.
That was nice for the Bears.
I would have took fields if I was a Giants.
Just to turn it up. Just to turn it up on was nice for the Bears. I would have took fields if I was the Giants, just to turn it up.
Just to turn it up on Danny Dimes.
Honestly.
I might have took fields.
I might have took fields.
But shout out to Dave Gettleman, man, for trading back for the first time in his career.
We'll see how this trade pans out next year, because I do think the Bears will suck next year and we'll get a good pick.
It doesn't matter.
Brady's going to win.
There's a pretty good chance of that.
That's not a risky hot take.
Not if Mac Jones has anything to say about it.
I don't think it's Mac Jones.
He doesn't have much to say.
No?
No.
Well, when A-Rod go to the Giants, then what?
Ooh.
Ooh.
His name is not A-Rod.
It was Aaron Rodgers.
Look, look.
They don't want to talk about that.
They don't like that.
Think I started doing Jeopardy in New York?
I like Aaron Rodgers doing Jeopardy.
Me too.
Yeah, fuck Jordan Love, man.
I go get another job.
Now what?
Now, I'm not a quarterback.
You're not my replacement.
You're starting now.
Aaron Rodgers doesn't want to return to Green Bay Packers.
Sources say.
The source is Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers.'t want to return to Green Bay Packers, sources say. The source is Aaron Rodgers.
Aaron Rodgers.
He said it out loud.
He texted everyone and said, yo, fam, I don't fuck with the Green Bay Packers.
I don't blame him, though.
Get him out of there.
Get him out.
If you would have told me that Aaron Rodgers headed toward the end of his career
would only have one Super Bowl ring, I wouldn't have believed you.
Yeah, that's kind of nuts.
And you keep drafting cornerbacks and shit.
Especially like third round projected quarterbacks
this year. You had to hear me
in my 20s. You think Peyton Manning will
end his career with only
one, two Super Bowls?
Yeah. It's tough.
It's a tough thing to do.
Yeah.
Shit, he almost went out with just one.
Yeah. That Broncos one wasn't
guaranteed. No. Listen,cos one wasn't guaranteed.
No.
Listen, if anyone knows how to steal a Super Bowl ring
at the end of your career, it's John Elway.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was entertaining.
I'm looking forward to tonight and the next couple nights.
I could see Aaron Rodgers in the Giants.
Oh, I'm not looking forward to tonight.
I don't have a pick tonight.
The Giants.
For real?
Hell no.
Damn.
Second and third round. Call him? We don't have a pick tonight. The Giants. For real? Hell no. Damn. Second and third round.
Call him?
Who?
We don't have a second and third round pick.
It's over.
Damn.
Why was Mac Jones walking like that after they called his name at pick 15?
Boy privilege.
He meant business.
Yeah, you know.
He was sashaying.
He was ready to go.
Why was his hips like that?
He's ready to go.
Why was he shaped like that? He was
showing his versatility outside the pocket.
Not just
a pocket passer. Look at my hips.
Cam Newton, you know what you gotta do
for black people.
You can never let Mac Jones
see... What's his name? Mac Jones?
Mac Jones.
He don't look like a Mac.
Nah.
Tabat.
Patooey.
Cam, you can't let Mac Jones start in the first 10 weeks of the season.
He looks like Ronald Reagan's nephew.
He's walking out there like the Patriots about to change their mind.
Let me get to the commission first.
What the hell is wrong with Mac Jones?
Shout out to Alabama.
Six players in the first round is amazing,
especially for a losing championship team.
Didn't they lose?
Alabama?
Yeah.
I don't think they lost.
No, they beat Ohio State, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot.
Mac Jones, you look nuts, but good luck.
Wait and see.
Good luck when Cam leaves.
I'm not rooting for you in a duel against Cam.
Alabama won, right?
Yeah, he's a champion.
I don't care about the niggas.
You don't care about the niggas?
He won it all.
Don't give a fuck about these dudes.
Funny shit is he going to come in there and light shit up next year.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, Mack?
And he's going to walk just like that out the tunnel.
A dude that walk like that, he reads the defense well.
Let me tell you.
He sees everything before it happens.
He does his homework.
Yeah, he's walking like he sees everything.
Is he gay?
Is he gay?
I don't know, Joe.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
It's my first time seeing him walk.
I don't know.
But if a gay man got drafted 15th, he would probably walk like that, right?
Yeah.
Even if he got drafted 35th,
he would walk like that, Joe.
That's his walk.
He would walk that way
undrafted.
That's how he was
walking to class.
That's how he walks.
That's how he walked to class.
What are you talking about?
Look at this kid.
That's how he walked
when he got to take a shit.
Word.
Yo, Mac Jones walked up there
to tell him,
Roger Goodell,
don't tell anyone I always wanted this to happen. Nigga, Roger Goodell don't give a shit? Word. Yo, Mack Jones walked up there to tell him, Roger Goodell, don't tell anyone.
I always wanted this to happen.
Nigga, Roger Goodell don't give a fuck about you.
Roger Goodell did not want to be there last night.
Reading off them fucking charity joints,
he was like, ah, so some girl got sick,
and I guess we're going to give her some money.
Fucked up hard.
Ray Rice was watching a draft from his Peloton.
He's still
he's still trying to get back
I won't participate
in no jokes with Ray Rice
he's done defending more
I'm cool with that
nah you got him in shape
for the league
yo that's the bull
if I ever play in the league
I don't care how I leave
or how long it's been
don't match me up with or how long it's been.
Don't match me up with Mark.
Every draft, I'm watching to see if my name comes across the ticker.
Oh, shit, Joe from five years ago just got traded.
Oh, shit, I did?
I'm out.
Y'all laughing at Mac Jones.
I'm telling you, he going to light shit up next year.
You a Patriots fan. Both you niggas shut up. I'm telling you He gonna light shit up next year You a Patriots fan Both you niggas shut up
I'm telling you
I can just tell man
You a Pats fan
You a Pats fan right
The Mac Attack
I think that's the nickname
We came up with
You and Maul came up with that
Yeah the Mac Attack
He definitely owns a yacht
In New England somewhere
The Mac Attack
He got that vibe
He definitely does
He's got a serious sucker vibe
You so creative
When you take time off
Wow the Mac Attack I freestyled that too he definitely does he's got a serious sucker in his body you so creative when you take time off wow
the Mac attack
that freestyle
that too
he looks like
he says that too
after he completes a pass
ooh the Mac attacks here
fucking Philly
with that bullshit
ass move
they pulled man
what else was real big
at the draft
Mac Jones looked like
his father just kicked
some tenants
out of his building
you were saying at the draft. Matt Jones looked like his father just kicked some tenants out of his building.
You were saying, I'm sorry.
It was a lot of reuniting.
I wasn't saying shit.
I'm so dumb.
I thought the Giants was about to get
Suell
until Parks told me
that he already went
to the Lions.
I'm like,
who the fuck knows
what the Lions did?
No one paid attention to that.
Oh, the lions are protecting golf.
There was no analysis there.
I said all the
pics anyway.
Yo, y'all
war room killed.
Yo, we should protect golf.
After we left Matthew Stafford
alone for a decade.
And he put up numbers.
Here, take a golden tape.
Hey, Jared Goff going to be a lion for a month, nigga.
It ain't going to be a long time.
It was really weird how everyone reunited their college quarterbacks
with the weapons they had.
Everyone.
I do like that. I like that. It's interesting. I don't think we've ever seen that before. There was I do like that.
I like that.
It's interesting.
I don't think we've ever
seen that before.
There was like three or four.
It was a good first round.
It was.
It was a good first round.
It was.
It really, really was.
Because a draft is never
really entertaining.
It's just a dude
calling out dudes' names.
Yeah.
Like, I can catch this.
I'll just look at the list.
Right.
Like, shit happened
in the first round.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was lit.
The draft probably needs
A new chief creator
Of content
Because somebody
Add something to your
Twitter bio
That's for you
Demore you had
Our podcast back
To your bio man
No I'm still listening
Still listening
What you listening to
I forgot what I was about to say
what were we just talking about
oh you were talking about
the content creation
of the draft
oh yeah the draft
needs a new
chief creator of content
you wasn't feeling
the lazy boy on the stage
that was the big shebang
for the night.
The big shebang for the night
was, oh, that's the chair
Roger Goodell sat in
last year from his house.
I'm like, we don't care.
And then they showed him
the card every time.
It was weird.
It was weird.
It was weird.
It was really weird.
What'd y'all think of?
They should've let the fan
come up and announce
the name or something.
And Roger Goodell
Walked by the fan
Each time
Like nigga
Get the fuck out my chair
Why are you here
I don't care about you
Feet off the thing
What did you think
Of Jalen Waddle
Walking away from his family
That was hilarious
I like speed walking
I like that
I like that too
Ready to get to work
Yeah y'all know what I'm doing
Ready to get to work
I'm here
This ain't no surprise
It's him
We knew where I was going
Yeah
Why did I think He would fall to get to work. I'm here. This ain't no surprise. It's him. We knew where I was going. Yeah.
Why did I think he would fall to 11?
No, he wasn't going to.
But Devonta Smith almost did.
Well, he did.
Well, no, he didn't.
10.
10.
He was a fucking Heisman.
The Eagles and the Cowboys conspiring against the Giants.
Yeah, you got to taste your own monopoly strategies.
Oh, no, I thought it was like real pod shit like you two.
All right, who you want to be?
Who's the Eagles?
Yeah, all right, come on, man. You got to stop.
I'm not saying, look. Yeah, you are saying, you're saying stop I'm not saying look
you are saying
I'm chilling man
that's what I do
so would that make
Ian Goodell
look at Barks
he don't like that
what else is fun
from the draft
I think we covered it.
Is Roger Goodell ever going to honor his charity winnings
when David Portnay won that charity
when you can sit and watch the Super Bowl with him or some shit?
Dave Portnay won that shit and Goodell was like,
oh, I don't think we can do this anymore.
We're not going to donate to charity.
That's nuts.
They put out like a quarter of a million to win that charity shit.
Goodell saw that name was like, yeah, I think that charity closed down.
Sorry, you can't watch the game with me.
Watch you a hoe.
I wonder how they came up with the people that would watch it from home
and be selected at home with their families
versus the people that were invited to Cleveland.
Because if I'm Justin Fields, I'm coming to Cleveland, maybe.
It was rainy.
Might stay home.
Yeah.
I mean, I like the city of Cleveland, but I might stay home.
We got Zoom.
If it was in Miami, maybe, you know.
Might have to stop by.
Show my face.
J'Day down Clowney's on the Browns now, right?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Browns got a squad.
And my squad, the Dolphins.
Better hope Waddle finished the whole season.
As soon as he get hurt
Is Odell still on the contract
With Cleveland
Yeah
They gonna be alright
They got squad
Odell
They do got squad
Yeah
I'm mad they played good
Without him though
Yeah
I don't like that
That's a theme
That's fucked up
That's fucked up that's fucked up
for me?
yeah right
that trash shit
y'all was putting out
that shit was
that shit was terrible
that shit was terrible
you already turned down
our fight
you said it again
that shit was terrible
you already turned down
our fight
stop trying to touch me
stop
just being honest
I thought it was
honest hours
transparency
oh my bad I'm 10 minutes I'm 10 minutes early my bad It was. Stop. Just being honest. I thought it was honest hours. Transparency.
Oh, my bad.
I'm 10 minutes early.
My bad.
All right.
We're back.
Ta-da.
They didn't know we were gone.
Oh.
All right.
New York is reopening July 1.
Big Vax energy.
Come on, man.
Come on. Finally caught up to Atlanta.
Come on. Finally caught up to Atlanta Come on
Never closed
Wait is that when all the New Yorkers
Are going to move back from Atlanta
No
They should stay
Stay in Atlanta
What would they
Traffic's been a little lighter
MC Half Vax
What's up
What's up
So they got a
I said yo
They got a vaccine
Pill coming out
Look at you The easy coming out look at you
the easy way out
look at you
you want the easy way
you want to take one in the arm
I'm laughing at anybody
that took the vaccine
you want the vaccine
Pepto Bismol
they give you niggas
Tylenol at the end of the year
yeah
that's all
a sugar pill
whatever
my nurse spoke to me
while she did it
I didn't even know
what's happening
y'all niggas is crazy I didn't even know what's happening Y'all niggas is crazy
I didn't even know what was happening
They made you niggas get a vaccine
And they give a nigga Tylenol at the end of the year
Y'all are sick, man
You won't be letting the Javits in here
With that attitude, buddy
No auto show for you
New York is opening July 1 With that attitude, buddy. No auto show for you.
New York is opening July 1.
Cuomo says he's hopeful that New York can fully reopen,
or fully means all the way.
All the way.
100%. Look what happens when the Knicks make the playoffs, man.
Look what happens when you get accused of sexual assault.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Yo.
Yeah.
Back up.
Look.
Look how fast the city opened up.
You know what I'm saying?
I was watching the news this morning on mute because I didn't really want to hear the news.
But then I looked up.
It was Cuomo and De Blasio having a face-off.
I almost unmuted.
I was like, ooh.
This is spicy.
I don't think they like each other, right?
Yeah, but it was more fun leaving it on mute, imagining what de Blasio was saying to Cuomo.
Rapist ass nigga.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
He's a handsy fella.
It's a joke.
It is a joke.
Cuomo gave us weed and our city back since he got accused of sexual assault.
That's crazy. He gave us personal massages back back since he got accused of sexual assault. That's crazy.
He gave us personal massages back.
I just got one last night.
Made prostitution.
Prostitution isn't illegal anymore.
Listen, man.
Turn up.
So he couldn't get arrested himself.
Get rid of Newport's though.
The sacrifice is Newport's.
You got to get rid of the Newport's.
Listen, man.
I don't think nobody had a blast watching a draft like me.
She's like, does it hurt right here?
Yep.
Hurt everywhere. Just rub it. Just rub everywhere. me. She's like, does it hurt right here? Yep. Hurt everywhere.
Just rub it.
Just rub everywhere.
Yep, there's pain there too.
Go ahead.
No.
My body is my focus point.
You're doing it.
No, get my calf.
That was great, man.
Had some tunes playing.
Looked up, saw the Giants fuck everything up.
Moved back to 20.
Couldn't talk to the 14.
Moved back to 20. Couldn't talk to the 14. They moved back to 20.
I was like, oh.
Who had 15?
Nobody had 15?
Couldn't call them up?
See what was going on?
They thought they had a sweet vic with the Bears.
They was like, all right, the Bears, they need a quarterback bad.
We going to rob these dudes.
Won't be a robbery if Justin Fields starts looking like Lamar Jackson,
I'll tell you that much.
It's a fact.
See, that didn't work out when I was mad that we didn't get Dwayne Haskins.
That didn't work out.
I'm glad he was a bus.
He got drafted and started stealing cars.
He started doing mad shit.
Swag.
The Cowboys dudes started stealing boxer briefs.
Like, niggas get their deals and just start going crazy out here.
I mean, got to be frugal with your money.
And boxer briefs are expensive.
They are.
The good ones.
Yeah, they only shove one in the little pack.
Now you just got one little good pair of elastic polos.
Till that breaks.
These are stretching.
Let's see.
United States reportedly looking to ban menthol and flavored cigarettes and cigars.
Round of applause for that, man.
That's a Newport smoker.
How's it looking for you?
Listen, I predicted this years ago.
If they really cared about us, they would stop selling this shit.
We can't stop it ourselves.
They're highly addictive.
You gotta love the government.
Legalize weed, get rid of cigarettes.
No, cigarettes should go.
I'm with that.
Cigarettes should go.
Cigarettes was illegal at one point too.
Once the government found out how to tax it,
now it's legal.
There was also $1.15 at one point.
$13?
Never took so many gas station trips.
Like, oh shit.
$1.15? I'll be back
getting another one.
Yeah,
they're canceling this.
I'm happy about it.
Nothing for me to say.
Joe, cut it out. You're going to buy
72,000 cartons before they do. Oh, the fake cigs? Oh no, the real cigs you're saying. Yeah, the it out. You're going to buy 72,000 cartons before they do.
Oh, the fake cigs?
Oh, no, the real cigs you're saying.
Yeah, the real ones.
I'm going to load up.
Oh, for sure.
What I'm going to do is help out the bootleg spots.
This is going to happen.
I already feel like the last lone idiot smoking.
And this makes me feel that way even more.
Like, this says, yo, dog, no one smokes.
It's only you, and we're going to stop it.
Hey, whoever's still smoking, this is for y'all.
I feel even more stupid with this fucking new rule, but we'll see.
Yeah, we'll see.
We're just legal now, man.
Smoke.
Smoke weed.
If they make it easier to refill the vape up, then shit, I'll have a good time.
Got to get the card. That shit is difficult then shit, I'll have a good time.
Got to get the card.
That shit is difficult.
Well, I guess they'll just ban flavored vapes.
Well, they ban vapes in certain states, I think, already.
I think vapes. Maybe so.
I don't know.
Electronic cigarettes and all of that is illegal.
Oh, please.
I believe.
I want to get right on the plane and just blow vape into my face.
I seen a dude do that on the flight one time
and the stewardess was so mad
she did not know
where that smell was coming from.
She can't walk it past.
Oh, it was just in the back?
No, but it was in the back.
Those people with the big vapes
are obnoxious.
So he was hitting it.
He was sitting right across from me.
He was hitting it
and when she walked past
he just acted like he was right.
She did not know
and you could smell it.
You knew it was weed.
Like you could smell
but he was like
she just couldn't find it.
COVID.
Confirmed, man.
Nobody got braver and tougher during COVID than United flight attendants.
Why?
Shit.
I haven't flown yet.
On United?
They would take your mask and put it over your nose while you were sleeping.
Oh, yeah?
Wake up, fuck.
They talk to you like J Prince.
Yo, man, you got a menu or something?
Now, ain't no more food on the long distance trips, dog.
Just sit there.
Yeah.
That's fine.
That's fine.
But do you think you got a water?
Nope.
Should have hit Hudson News.
No.
Yo, they ask you, you ain't hit Hudson News up?
Nah.
Oh, nah, ain't no water.
I was like, all right, cool.
So one time I thought I was fly.
I had my little mall fur on.
I walked on the plane.
First class, I'm sitting in 1A.
And that's another thing.
All right, now I'm about to get all my Republican complaints out.
Hey, hey, United, listen here.
I buy the first class ticket to get on the plane early.
I buy it so I can walk on before them niggas.
And then just stare at the peasants in line.
Yo, I fall for this every time.
If I leave at 10.15, here I go 9.45 walking up like I'm somebody.
All right, y'all. I'm about
to head on in. Here go United.
Anyone with a special service
dog can enter.
Roy, are you there? Of course.
That's why I got Paisley. All right, now y'all go ahead.
That ain't me, but I'm coming.
Anyone who has a disability
or has children or has
difficulties, here go my brain.
Yo, should you fake the ankle sprain right now?
Nah.
Hey, that hip replacement, did you do your walk that you do?
Nah, I'm going to let them live.
Go ahead, y'all.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Here they go.
Hey, buddy, that was a special force to the Navy, the Army.
You can come right in.
And then I'm sitting there thinking, there's no war in Houston.
Why you got gotta get on
the flight right now
but wait
by the time they announce that
here come all the fucking
general admission niggas
coming to stand behind me
nah
I'm still racing on
when they say first class
and only at United
and Newark
do they never say first class
alright the rest of you
niggas come on
I'm like wait wait wait
every man for himself
come on in
United is literally
a Royal Rumble to get on a plane and sit
down. I thought Spirit was bad.
United's the worst. At least on Spirit, you can pick
your fighter. Pick the person you want to fight.
On Spirit, it's like, you.
Squeal right now.
United, man. Oh my
goodness. Shout out to you
guys.
I just wish Newark Airport would just find another partner.
That's all.
Then United, because they're the Newark hub.
And I know United is crackhead shit.
So when I book it, now I try to get slick and read the type of plane that it is.
You feel like such a... Don't it is. You feel like such a...
Don't do that.
You feel like such an idiot looking up the...
Oh, this is 757.
I got no planes.
Hey.
They got one nice plane.
I'm about to say.
They got one...
Just one.
Perfect plane.
It's got blue lights.
It fucking looks amazing.
It's great.
But there's no in between.
I've never been on that one.
They bought that one plane from Virgin America before they went out of business.
Just left it?
Yeah, and that's it now.
That's it.
And if you don't catch that flight at 4.45 a.m., then.
It's 1995 all the way to L.A.
Yeah.
Yeah, so shout out to United.
At least Bahamas is close.
I think I'm flying United too.
It's not a long flight though.
Three hours.
Oh, that's light.
Some of my favorite little thotties
don't vacation nowhere but the Bahamas.
Like, man, that's nine times in a row.
Your favorite little thotty?
No.
No.
Man, you a mad tall thotty.
You're not a little thotty.
Skinny purr.
Okay.
Thanks, Ross.
Hey, Roland Ray put out a,
Roland Ray put out a,
you know what, go ahead.
Come on.
That's cool.
Hey, yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
That's cool.
Move right along.
Move right along.
Again, I want to say rest in peace, Black Rob.
I just saw that his home going service
Was yesterday
So I just want to say rest in peace
We love you we miss you
What else
What else
I thought that there was something else
Oh 40 Cal's daughter is missing
Yes
In Buffalo
So you know if anybody has any information on her whereabouts
please contact the family protect black women i saw that i wasn't aware that was 40 cal's
daughter though i did see that on the timeline wow damn 19 years old do do we know where where's
40 Cal live
she's
she's going to school
in Buffalo
and she was last seen
leaving her dorm
oh no
she goes to Buffalo State
these stories
always difficult
for me to read
gonna pray for her
pray for her
let's pray for
40 Cal
let's pray for the whole family
yeah
and hopefully we can find her yeah and 40 Cal let's pray for the whole family and hopefully
we can find her
yeah and
40 Cal has stuff
up on his Instagram
it's 40 Cal
see a picture of her
and
if you have any
information to contact
I couldn't
I couldn't even
imagine it
couldn't even
imagine it
yeah so if you've
seen Sanaya
please contact
her family
and again protect black
women yes
yes
also remember we are not here next week
we're not coming
in nothing's happening there's no pod
there's no nothing
and I just think that's
important to remind you guys of
that's that to remind you guys of.
That's that.
That is that.
You got sleepers?
Yeah, I have a sleeper.
Sleep it up.
You asked for it.
Here it goes.
Just the mood I was in.
Who's your bad? You say it's cause you're dreaming of how good it's going to be.
You say you've been around.
And now you finally found.
This is 60.
Why does Screen Man put certain videos up? We're good, though. You don't even know what song this is. We found everything you need In me
I don't have the heart to love you
It's the last thing I want to do. I don't have the heart to love you.
Come on, y'all.
Not the way you want me to.
That's a sick-ass sleeper right there.
This was my podcast
Podcast dead to beef song
That's sick
I mean you see James
No shape up chillin'
That's just how he feelin'
Come on James
When I leave here I'm gonna figure out if the Cardi record on Khaled's album is a
Mood Music 3 Talk To Him redo.
Before you laugh.
I know y'all just like to laugh.
Come on.
Let me turn up James, man.
Come on, Royce.
Sing it with me.
And this nigga went to Jerry's with Reese and said, fuck Joe Budden to Jerry's with Reese
and said fuck Joe Budden
Jerry's with Reese
sounds like a terrible sitcom
not the way you want me to
there we go, man.
Yo, if you ride in the car listening to this with your girl and you guys are fighting and this is making it awkward, sorry.
Hoping that love will stop
That's what happened to me when Anderson.Paak put out that fucking song.
What song was that?
Anderson.Paak put out a song that described the exact fight me and Cyn was having.
I was like, oh, he's trying to get me killed.
It's the last thing I want to do.
Cause I don't have the heart to love you
Not the way that you want me to
I don't have the heart
Baby I don't
I don't have the heart Man, James making me wanna get into it.
Look, guitar solo. He sweet, y'all.
Don't do that, Roy. I bet not hear no guitars in here.
He did this vid without a leading lady. Look, it's just a violinist.
And no shape up.
Brand new old music.
That is I Don't Have a Heart by the legend James Ingram.
Shout out to him.
Rest in peace to the legend James Ingram.
And rest in peace PM Dawn.
That was fucked up, some of that stuff y'all said last part.
He passed? Yeah, PM Dawn passed That was fucked up, some of that stuff y'all said last part. He passed?
Yeah, PM Dawn passed.
Oh, I didn't know.
You knew.
I mean, I slipped my mind at the moment.
Okay, this may sound dumb, but how did they do the record over?
I knew he was going to say.
From heaven, nigga.
They got Pro Tools up there.
Probably. They got pro tools in jail
Eric Clapton wanted to know
if dudes would know his name
if he saw him in heaven
no
you don't leave
you don't leave me alone up here
please edit this
he was talking about his dead son you idiot
not dudes Please edit this. Why? He was talking about his dead son, you idiot. Oh.
Not dudes.
Not dudes.
All right, before you edit this,
before you edit this,
can I ask Rory a question?
Would you know?
Rory.
If it's my son son that's what I thought
go ahead man
go ahead
just go ahead
just go ahead
just go ahead
just go ahead
go ahead
come on
just keep it rolling
I ain't gonna lie
I remember I stayed up
late one night
to watch Apollo
and James Ingram was on
I was pissed off
man
wait
what he did
James Ingram was on
twice a month
it seemed like
he was always on
he was always on.
He was.
You know, you stand up to see a rapper.
Who do you want to see?
You want to see a guy?
No.
Or James Allen. I wouldn't have been mad to see a guy.
I wouldn't have been mad at that.
But, you know, James, are you 12?
I don't want to see James Ingram.
That's funny.
All right, what do you got for us, Royce?
What do you got, Royce?
Would you know my name?
Not Samaric Claptonton that is not the first thing
you're saying in heaven
yo you remember me
just won't let it go huh
alright I'm done
I'm done
alright ironically
I'm gonna play
an artist by the name
of I Am Nobody
featuring Fonte
this is Let It Roll
Cal Pitt still ain't
go to Atlanta
he in Atlanta right now no still ain't go to Atlanta.
Kyle Pitts.
He in Atlanta right now.
No, he ain't.
He doing what he want.
Yeah, he wants to be in Atlanta. Let it run, let it run, let it run Let it run, let it run, let it run
Fuck the small talk and the legalese
God's here flowing, you in the presence of deities
I could close my eyes and do three of these
I won't be a tease, know will I be in need I'm in the crib, quarantine, scraggled beer
Popping with the BDBs Fresh almond milk smoothie with some chia seeds
Even if I get winded, it's gon' be a breeze They spit with Karen's struggle, I spit with
Sheila E's Homebound, still stuck in the east
Can't go west, so I'm' sweats with a cuff in the crease
Good morning but I'm not a morning person Morning people are the fuckin' police
Don't wake me I'm dreamin' I been sittin' and thinkin' of all kinda shit
My past lives, my pain and my accomplishments Interior design and I been doin' reconnaissance
A prisoner that walked free on his own recognizance So many things came full circle
It was ten long years since we hit the road and had a buzz
Came back with my brother and gave you niggas buckets
Now you see where all the fucking magic was
I ain't got a lot to say
I'm just thinking back on my college days
When them central refunds had me in a copping state
Now I'm here to fuck up all your brackets
And all your barbershop debates
Don't stop the tape
I am nobody featuring Fonte and me my fiasco
let it roll
nice And then Fonte and Me My Fiasco, Let It Roll and Elude
Nice
Yeah Fonte had to remind people real quick, just a quick reminder that he can rap better than everyone
I play an old joint from AZ, it's just whatever happens Yeah, some firm shit, you know what I mean?
Full of niggas in New York or across the motherfuckin' world
Ain't nothin' changed yet, shit's still real
Yo, yo, major large niggas get their grind on cash
While the crab-thinkin' niggas keep their mind on ass
I guess most motherfuckers ain't designed to last
Whatever happened to the realness from back in the past?
Whatever happened to the realness from back in the past?
Whatever happened to the realness from back in the past?
You know the routine, fast cars, rings, get a crew scene
We true fiends, old school style, that's how we do things
Born and destined, hands on, many investments thrown
Reflect this till I'm drawn back to the essence
Streetwise, 36 ways, small feet size to see eyes
Put the slide off, once the heat rise, detour
Poverty zone, police war, going through each storm
Searching new ways for me to eat more, fast learner
Crystorm, play the back burner, bureaucrats, I react like Nat Turner
Whole weight, used to rock kicks with no lace
Fuck a soulmate, low heart pace, pulse at a slow rate, runnin' rapid While I was players, if they captive, brains inactive
Bein' subjected to this crap shit, the each is own
Fuck the foulness, need a week alone, we can zone all day long
On the speakerphone, 600, 9-5 North, stay blunted
Stress, I came from it, sex got drained from it
The new breed, stargaze invasin' two C's to be free
The franchise is all a whole crew need Whatever happened to the realness from back in the past?
Whatever happened to the realness from back in the past?
Whips and four clips and pussy lips Rubber grips attached to hips
Faster journey to the crib The prayer of sickness curer
Holy Quran server Leads man to understand
I stand up as breath river Heart is bleeding
Stress got my hairline receding
Garlic refeeding, leading my seeds, back to Eden
And stay suspicious of promiscuous bitches
Who don't watch to do dishes, too big for your britches
Lust and riches, fucker the next man mistress
You wonder why your pussy itches, fat ass sample without the glitches
Shatter your mental, split your bean up like a lentil
Disfigure your face, you recognize him by the dental
Hot life and raw heat
Left his store meat laid out on Broad Street
Before he left, all he heard was an echo from the shot
Cops saw Topsy reveal he was stopped by the Glock
Devils letting off scuds, thugs trapped up in hud houses
New York, been infested by bloods, lusting for colors of red
More black lives have shed through
Yet the blood traveling through veins remain blue
Boned out until we zone out, no doubt
Chicken heads beg for the nine-inch apple head
Their legs open like fallopian
Lubricated by petroleum
Nine months later comes the ovary explosion
Bitch, you stupid
A hundred dollars, you couldn't recoup it
When I rain the truth on your brain, you mute it
Rule of zig-zag, zig-a-law
Plus a law, zig-zag-zig.
We adding more knowledge to your wig.
Yo, Major Lars, niggas, get this wine on cash.
Wild and crab-thinking niggas, get this wine on ass.
I guess most motherfuckers ain't designed to last.
Whatever happened to the villainous...
Listen, that's AZ featuring RZA.
Whatever happened?
The legends.
You know what I'm saying?
Just got a feel where RZA was taking us right there.
That house was crazy, too.
That's a great album.
Piece of a man.
That was the first that inspired ice cream.
We'll play some Husking Pin.
This is tell me.
This is tell me. Love is always out of time
Once it was, once upon a time
I had one question for you
Took you for granted when I landed
Retraced steps that vanished in the sky
Bleed purple was it passion that's burning
It's like the curse, let the fire smoke
No shame in that plateau
I gave you proof, no refuge
Promise I'm back though
I pray your grief was brief
The whispers in your sleep
Tell the stories of your disparities
It's the plight of a woman's luck
I break spells, baby, what's up?
Tell me if you want to, I'll pull up
Tell me if you want me to change
To have a promise that I'll be I pull up, woah Swim up, woah
Swim up, woah Swim up, woah
Swim up, woah
Let's play relationship, let the day slip, escaping
Traces of your lipstick on my face and Californicating
I long for life to deal with this hand painting
I scanned it, I lasered it
I wrote a wallpaper poem of you
Called it elation, paralyzed, taste of your tears
A thousand wishes, innocent heart steps
I'm listening
When you talk, though a light breeze would blow
Cold feet dancing on the snow
I let it go, but the timer was slow
You lit a torch when I lost part of my soul, of course they talk about us
Look how we look in the park, they walk around us That mutual feeling is ours
I stayed up all night trying to describe thoughts I left unsaid, that's unfair
Been on my mind and it's clear I stopped chasing money, I started chasing memories
I'm finally hearing what you've been telling me Been on my mind and it's clear I stopped chasing money, I started chasing memories
I'm finally hearing what you been telling me, sway from Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Yeah, that's how I want to end
You know what I mean?
That's how I want to start
You know what I mean?
Mic check, mic check
One, two, one, two
With the black tech now
By the waistline
Kicking that hype shit
Oh my god
What a fucking heavy walk that was
He had a tech nine on his waist
Walking around
Kicking that hype shit.
Don't you wish Uber was around?
That's why Mac Jones is walking that way.
Mac Jones is shaped like a toilet.
Why?
Yo.
Yo, the hips don't lie.
I can't wait to see him and Cam face off.
I can't wait to see what that quarterback duel looks like.
Cam, you better not let him win.
I dare him to start day one.
I'm coming right to y'all, too.
I can see it.
If I can find y'all, I'm coming to y'all.
Not happening.
All right.
I'm just telling you something.
I never claimed to be the best type of rapper.
All right, man.
Show the motherfuckers what I'm after.
This was great.
This was awesome.
Thank all you guys.
You guys are great.
You guys are amazing.
Yo, Alex, man.
You got to chill out.
You got to chill out, though.
What's everybody doing for their vacation, man?
Parks is going to the Bahamas. Alex, where you you at where you at for your vacation you never know you never know
straight off the vacation so no vacation so nowhere
i go to atlanta come on man A little Copa Cove on you. Javon, where's that? Where's that for the vacay?
Huh?
Miami?
Miami?
Go see the Jailens.
Come on, man.
Going out there, touch the city right quick.
Let them know.
Had to wait till spring break was over.
Can't do it with them.
Can't do it while the kids is out.
You know what I mean?
I feel you.
I feel you got something lined up.
Well, nah, just going to freestyle. Let me turn this off so I feel you. I feel you got something lined up. Well, no, I'm just going to freestyle.
Let me turn this off
so I can hear you.
Just resting, right?
Yeah.
Of course, yeah.
A little R&R at South Beach.
Miami's where you go to rest.
For sure.
Yeah, absolutely.
Good sleeping, man.
A reset.
I get you.
Probably a lot going on over here.
Yeah.
You can't sleep right in Manhattan.
Upper East Side.
Yeah.
Yeah. I've always just cleared my mind on collins like yeah it's just that's where i go to get away yeah peace
and quiet quiet out there yeah i get it yeah well i hope you enjoy uh enjoy your trip and be and be
safe and wear a condom all right was looking for... Here we go.
Here we go.
Give it to him a little bit, man.
That's a walk away.
Hey.
They say rap music is subliminal.
But the music for us is like our own diary.
Something like a confession.
This what you playing when you hook up to the Bluetooth out there?
It's the first song?
Just like mother nature.
All right.
All right.
You got something lined up to walk with on the beach?
No?
Just no. He got all the answers that say with on the beach? No, just no.
He got all the answers that say no.
Yo, nah, you never know means no.
Just chilling means no.
Ma, Rory, what's up?
We are revisiting.
We are going again.
Going back to Mr. Nice Guy.
Look at that, man Guy look at that man
look at that
try to sell me
on Blankestown
yeah you know
gotta try that
he left his card in there
yeah
gotta go pick that
oh it's Reese
what are you doing here
yo Reese
Drake
fancy seeing you here
yo
in a second
Rory go get his card
Drake gonna be there
watching Rory
he gonna DM me I saw Rory with get his card, Drake going to be there watching Rory. He going to DM me.
I saw Rory.
With the last four of my debit.
Quite the blue business debit.
That is some funny shit.
You ever leave your card there and then go back and describe your card to them
and that's when you realize you ain't got like a dope card.
They don't know what card you talking about.
Yeah, it's not.
It's the chase, the blue one. Yeah. Yes. It's always like a dope card. They don't know what card you talking about. Yeah, it's not. It's the Chase, the blue one.
Yeah.
Yes.
It's always the blue Chase card.
God damn it.
Shout out to Chase's fraud system,
dude.
Y'all don't want your customers
to buy nothing.
B of A too.
Chase is sending that
to your press one
if these are your chips.
These are my chips.
They're done already.
Yeah, I'm out.
Now, B of A will send you
a whole list via text.
You start feeling embarrassed,
like, I don't want to confirm
that this was me.
That's why I fuck with Amex.
Amex catch you right
when you want to give
the stripper 10 grand
and say, think about it.
That's their text.
It ain't, yo, is this you?
Yo, you sure?
Yeah, come on, fam. Yeah, nah, you right, Amex. It ain't yo, is this you? Yo, you sure? Yeah. Come on, fam. Yeah.
Nah, you right, MX.
She don't need all that love.
But Friday, though.
Friday, though.
It is Friday.
Listen, man.
Listen, you
got this. Undercover
strip club. Come on, man.
I know we be at home.
I know we beefing now, but we still them dudes that went to.
Come on.
It's true.
Consistently.
Learn that out, too.
You'd be mad with me.
After every pod.
I'm back.
Patron straight.
I'm back.
Can you make that?
Make it the way you made it last time No, stop
You know it's just the Patron in it
Wait, why is this still on?
Alright, we out of here
We are
We're leaving, man
We're done
Look at you You're ready to walk to the airport now When do you leave? All right, we out of here. We are... We're leaving, man. We are done.
Look at you. You're ready to walk to the airport now.
When do you leave?
When you leave?
Today?
Today?
Oh, that's trash.
Wait, uh...
Just the weekend.
Yeah, that's all you need.
We off the whole weekend.
I feel like you don't want to spend the whole week of your vacation on vacation.
He don't even want to see a weekday in Miami.
Give me Saturday.
Give me Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
Yo, we're not going to tell the truth about this, no.
We're just going to let this rock.
Gotcha.
Nah, I mean, you're probably right.
You're going Sunday night.
So let me just get this straight.
The vacation is all next week, and you're going Sunday night.
You got to be here Tuesday.
You know?
Nigga had plans to ball out until he went to the W's website.
He's like, uh. went to the W's website.
And he's like, all right.
When he went back to the hotel to be on tour, I was like, wait.
This is what this costs?
Maybe just one night.
Hey, that nigga went to the little, what's this shit?
Cheaphotel.net.
He was like, oh.
You know what? I just need two days out of here.
Yeah, the Mondrian Miami price is a little different.
Yeah, I don't know if that's Vaughn County now.
Look, look, I could always count on Alex.
We'll see.
That's a few days, though.
Oh, you need it two days?
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
I like a short vacation on vacation.
That's five days.
You don't need more than five.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday?
We work Tuesday.
But I'm just saying, he leave Tuesday morning, he come back.
That's a long time to be in Miami.
You chasing.
Anything longer than three days.
Miami ain't more than three days to me is like, all right, yeah, I'm cool.
I mean, if you're not lit, I mean, yeah.
If you just out there alone eating gyros.
But I mean.
That's what you mean y'all didn't do?
That's Joe's vibe.
Wait.
We know Savant takes the scenic route in Miami.
Y'all not disrespecting Joe, right?
Oh, whoa.
Y'all say that's what I be doing out there?
I'm not doing that.
No, no.
I get the gyro when they open at noon.
By one, I'm in the mix.
And I go out there on the weekday.
I don't land on Saturday.
Me either.
You just said you land on Saturday.
No, you said Friday.
That's the same thing.
That's the same thing. That's the same thing.
And as soon as I check in, I get my dicks sucked.
Now, now, come on, tough guy.
Come on, keep playing ping pong here.
No, you get your dicks sucked as soon as you check in?
I'm right there.
I'm right there.
I don't know what that means.
What are you saying, y'all?
I'm right there means yes?
He's right there.
Almost?
That means you're almost doing it?
Uh-huh.
Yeah. You going to catch a little handy.
Handy's in Miami.
Handy on the landy.
Zavon Land and send the tonight is on
text at 1 o'clock, 1 p.m.
Tonight is on.
Yo, Miami, what are we doing?
It's 2.30, dog.
I'm at the pool.
We're not doing anything.
Yeah, I'm going to LA to shake my nuts around, man.
Shit looking, it's looking, you know what I mean?
I'm on the gram.
I'm on the gram.
I'm seeing things.
I'm like.
What's up, man?
You've been on the gram, too. I know, I'm just, what's up, man?
You've been on the gram too?
No, I'm just trying to close it. You've been seeing the same things
I've been seeing?
I gotta get there, right?
I haven't been seeing anything, bro.
I gotta get there.
I dropped a bomb
on my little lady.
Yo, man,
gotta head out there
for a little work.
It's always work.
Work.
Busy guy.
But I,
I should be forgetting the lies.
I was like, yo Yo I'm headed out
For a little work
She was mad supportive
Nah
You gotta get that down
And pull up
Whatever you gotta do
Yeah
Then a couple days later
I was like
Yeah I'm going to Miami
I mean not Miami
I'm going to LA
For like a week
That changed
The whole scenario for her
Well it's a lot of meetings
Wait a week
Oh Gotta work with Other people's schedules Oh I'm coming too She said And then I thought to myself That changed the whole scenario for her. Well, it's a lot of meetings. Wait, a week?
Got to work with other people's schedules.
Oh, I'm coming too, she said.
And then I thought to myself, oh, I better get the date so I can cheat before you get there.
Because if you think I ain't got it.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
I know.
I can't joke on the pod.
Of course you can.
I'm joking on the pod.
Sorry. Don't be worried about us. Of course you can. I'm joking on the pod. Sorry.
Don't be worried about us.
Yeah, we're... We cool.
We chilling.
I'm joking.
I'm just joking.
I'm going to LA for a cool vibe.
Of course.
Balcony business talks.
It's nothing.
I'm not getting with some of my favorite LA models.
You know, Saddle Ranch.
They all out, too. They keep going out together. You know, Saddle Ranch. They all out too.
They keep going out together.
You know,
they got work out there too.
I feel them all
keep looking at
the same Instagrams
that I'm looking at.
Why you keep saying
um when?
I haven't said anything.
I'm calling OT Genesis
when I get there.
I know that one.
Hey.
I'm going to find out
where he quit walking at
because where he at
Is where I want to be with my girl
Of course yeah
Nah definitely
He know where to party with your girl at
Yeah definitely the wholesome spots near OT
Babe we about to go link OT
Yo now you know what's funny, though?
All right, I'm getting out of here before I get in trouble for real.
The funny shit is when you go somewhere with your girl and lie about the work.
Like, she got to stay in the room while you go do the link.
Then you get to come back to your girl and you cheated.
Yo, what a great day.
Yo, the best thing to do when you've done cheating is to go to your girl.
Oh, she loves me.
What a meeting.
So productive.
I think they're going to close.
Oh, man.
Who will I be at Bossa Nova with?
I don't know.
I don't know i don't know little katana no choice now since saddle uh
saddle oh good yeah i got a bunch of tweets like hey i am so ghetto they open it back up that
excites me i'm going i'll take saddle ranch over katana any fucking day you know i'm going it's
not even a contest it's happening i'd love something to munch on in Saddlebrook.
You got something out in Saddlebrook, too?
Food.
No, New Jersey.
I said food.
Food, you guys.
All right, this is the moment that's passing.
Life is a series.
Gotta go.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there Until the next time
I bid you adieu
Farewell
Adios
Arrivederci
Hasta la vista
So long
Goodbye
Um
Um
Um
There was something else
Here was your prayers
Blah blah blah blah blah
Oh yeah I got it Do remember the Baddies are insecure Um, there was something else. He was here for his blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Do remember the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab an ibuprofen, enjoy your headache, enjoy your weekend.
We'll be enjoying a vacation.
What are you niggas out there?
Say some more slick shit. I'm coming back spraying the chopper, you bitch are you niggas out there? Say some more slick shit.
I'm coming back spraying the chopper, you bitch ass niggas.
I also didn't like all of y'all coming back telling me all the states that would beat New Jersey in a rap duel.
I didn't like it.
I didn't like that.
And shout out to Ransom.
One of Jersey's finest, you heard?
And we gone.
Y'all hold it down.
Redman, what up?
Rest in peace, DMX, Shock G, and Black Rock.
We love y'all.
And we gone