The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 443 | "All The Tails"
Episode Date: June 2, 2021On this episode: the guys discuss Hip-Hop’s Mt. Rushmore from Punch (18:40), Ice’s vacation (24:10), Naomi Osaka withdrawing from the French Open (42:20), and Kyrie Irving receiving backlash for s...tepping on the Celtics logo (58:40). They recap Jay-Z on The Shop (1:22:10), Swizz vs. Timbaland (1:33:15), Bow Wow vs. Soulja Boy (1:39:40), and Lil Kim vs. Trina (1:44:15). A conversation with Katt Williams (2:12:00), the NBA Playoffs (2:39:15), and MORE! For more exclusive content: become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast at www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Heltah Skeltah & OGC - “Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka” Parks | Mach-Hommy - “The 26th Letter” Ice | 42 Dugg - “We Know” Ish | A Tribe Called Quest - “Scenario”
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I did not have this written down.
No, what are you talking about?
Good debate.
No, we're recording now.
There's no time out.
Yo, why do you guys do it to me?
I do.
I try so hard to avoid all things hip hop and write what they put smack on the screen
is some hip hop shit that dates back to 86 do you does the listening audience
need my opinion on any of this stuff he's right they want his opinion who wrote this one google
google this who wrote that they don't even know what we're talking about so we don't need you
guys's opinions yet everybody relax simmer down i will lead this audio adventure I will lead us
to victory today welcome back I is good to have you it's good to see you nice
little start do you know about this this your verse no you body this thank you Stop, don't compliment me, you guys. The way that, I remember that night like yesterday. Me too. In Jersey Girls.
Oh my God, me too.
You just said, what the fuck is this?
What is this beat?
I'm about to do something to this beat.
I was like that.
Was this in Jersey Girls with us that night?
Yeah, we lived in Jersey Girls.
What?
Why are we not opening a strip club?
You're the Jersey guys.
I've been trying to get every person I know with money to open one.
No lie.
You should do it.
Huh?
You think?
It's a great idea.
You think it's a bad idea?
Did y'all hear Parks call us the Jersey guys?
Wait, that's a bad idea?
No, I don't think so.
I think it's a great idea.
But, yo, we were in Jersey Girls so much,
we would just call ahead and get there.
Our food would be there with paper towels
sitting on top of our food.
I'm talking about like meals.
Yeah, like the food was amazing.
I did that in every strip club that served food, though.
Oh, wow.
The girl I knew in Sin City, I was putting the order in.
Yo, I'm on the way.
Steak mash, string beans.
Yo, the strip club food Was amazing
Sin City food
Oh my god
I only started going
To strip clubs
Because of him
I wasn't going
You nigga
I wasn't going
To strip clubs before him
No bullshit
I hated them
I thought they was whack
We went to Jersey Girls
One day he's like
Yo I'm telling you
You got this steak sandwich
I'm like
That is disgusting
You're eating food In a strip club it was that was new territory for me that is disgusting
upstate they didn't have food at the three months later I'm like Frank let me get the
chicken parm literally three months they make chicken marsala all types of everything oh so
the strip club hey so wait a minute now scampp scampi. Oh, the buffalo shrimp was my shit.
And I will tell you,
and I will tell you gentlemen
about my weekend soon
as I would love to hear
about you guys' as well.
Sure.
I walk in Starlet's,
just a quick little story
over the weekend,
walk right in,
opening night,
daddy home.
Huh?
Daddy is home.
Huh?
So good to be in it. Y'all know it
Man this guy
Hey line was around the corner
Pulled right up
Hopped out my usual
Walked up with my mask
They looked at me like
Who's this nigga standing right
Remove the mask
Oh it's Bane
Bane is back
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, my God.
You talk about people happy to see someone.
The love that I've been yearning for.
Yes.
They said good to see you, Joe.
Oh, man.
How you been?
How's the kids?
How's the family? We did all of that small we did all of that small talk hey so we did all of that and i walk in and i had just eaten about nine
meals in a row with my with my big baby right so we're looking at each other saying yeah there's no way we could possibly eat again
right i said you right but let's walk over to the food now in starlets now now in starlets now
now they have uh the glass uh the glass up everywhere to protect you the covid safety
first so the food is covered okay that's
a little bit better and i see a spanish lady by the food we're gonna speed this up because we got
a part to do i see a spanish lady by the food i don't know spanish but we happy to see each other
right and then my man a big black dude y'all know him he starts screaming out what's there
i removed the mask again nigga it's bane I know what the fuck is here, nigga.
It's me.
I wrote the menu.
It's me, nigga.
He said, Joe.
Nah.
I'm telling you because look up.
And I looked up.
And it was a brand new menu at Starlet's.
No, don't whistle yet.
Oxtail. I was just going to ask if they had. Rice and beans was on the Starlet's. No, don't whistle yet. Oxtail
rice and beans
was on the Starlet's menu. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
I'm in. I'm in. I started
jumping up and down.
I looked to the right at my big
baby and
she was fixated on
lobster tail
or on the menu at Starlet's. She was fixated on lobster tail. Wait, tell me how.
Or on the menu at Starlet.
Lobster tail.
Yes.
That's when you know the strip club getting money. Lobster tails.
Yeah, they get it.
We want all you big money niggas coming in here to get this lobster.
All the tails were there.
Oxtails.. Ox tails.
Lobster tails.
Dominican tails.
All right, I'm not doing this with y'all.
I'm not doing this with y'all.
We got a show to do.
We got a show to do, man.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Energy high.
Hope everybody's feeling good over the weekend.
Hope we got our rest.
We rejuvenated and all that.
You heard?
Big time.
Oh, so wait.
That's what we stopped this for.
Listen, because what was this doing coming on in the strip club that night that we was in there?
This came on, and I was fresh off tour.
Yeah, it just came back. I was fresh off tour yeah just came I was just
fresh off tour so I didn't hear none of this shit and this shit came on in the strip club that shit
said and I put the motherfucking plate of food down I closed that laptop and I looked around
the whole place to see if anybody else was feeling this like me everybody was just going about their business like they had heard this song before I look behind me and
ice was there I said nigga what the fuck is this are you kidding me
what the fuck is this fam I had to go loop this right up mic check one two one
two some of y'all heard this before though Fam, I had to go loop this right up. Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Some of y'all heard this before, though.
Shout out to Rihanna.
Shout out to the whole Navy, man.
We here.
Couldn't wait to get in here and talk to y'all today.
I got to let this rock.
Shout out to wherever you're listening from. Shout out to everybody all over the world. I'm sweating now I'm getting slow No time to think
I'm going to go
And you can see my heart
I see things
You can see it through my chest
Said I'm terrified
Shout out to anybody whose feelings I might have hurt this year
I meant that shit, stop playing with him
I know that I must pass this test
So just pull the trigger I'm out. Are you going to actually golf? Yeah. Huh? Are you going to actually golf? You have money now. I think that's what you're supposed to do. Yeah, that's what you get. Join a country club.
I don't have any money, actually.
I filed for bankruptcy over the weekend, and I have nothing.
I have absolutely zero, and I have to work hard
to regain everything.
Girl, oh, if you let me back in.
Hey, boy, my mind was blown when I found out that niggas that had money was just palling
bankruptcy.
To keep it.
Yo, they didn't teach us these things, man.
I learned a lot recently.
Well, bankrupt meant something different for black people and white people, I guess.
That is true.
For us, it meant, nigga, put your Monopoly piece in the board, please.
You can get your piece.
What are you, the thimble?
You can get the thimble out of here, buddy.
Till it was gone, but now I know I need you in my life.
Let me hear you out there, ladies and dudes.
Come on.
I need you bad as my heartbeat.
Bad like the food I eat.
Bad as the air I breathe.
Baby, I want you bad, I can't take this pain
Alex is with you, huh? Alex is with you.
Alex is always with me. That's good taste of music.
Alright, let me tell you what my vibe was on Memorial Day proper, though.
Baby, I want you bad
I need you bad
Do it all for you, yeah
Last one, that's what I was on
That's what I was on this week
And hold up, man
Hold up, man, let me clap
Let me get in my bag
Let me take these off
Let me unbutton the shirt
Loosen up the tie
Let me get in my seat real quick
Alex is with me still They rockin' with me out there
Mic check, one, two, one, two, we ready
Oh my God, hold up
Wait a minute
Whoa
Oh my God
Have you given them cash money?
I ain't reading them
They wanna know why they love me mom so much Like what is the reason? I had a really good weekend.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Where is the stripper chef when you need her?
Oh, my God.
And boy, did she make some plates this weekend.
I can't be what she wants.
They all have the same story.
They call me to themselves.
But I'm jealous.
The city is my palace.
What I'm about to do.
Now, we got a vibe, man.
There's too many dudes in for me to even lead a song.
Sorry, y'all.
Oh, no.
And they love them so me.
I ain't the nigga they gon' say bye to.
I ain't the nigga you gotta lie to.
I ain't the nigga that you can trust on speaker when you're with your people because you know the timing i'm on
yo i hate you know what he's got a fucking good point right there like if we are together and
we're not supposed to be together and you have a call to make and i'm telling you that you can
stay right here and put the phone on speaker then you can fucking trust it now unlike some women
that have told me yo it's good i ain't gonna say a thing and as soon as i get on the horn you
sneezing they gotta sneeze now you smell now all of a fucking such you got the hiccups now your
farts is as loud as can be like what the fuck is going on over there that's funny
don't worry about it you can't relate don't worry about it man What the fuck is going on over there? That's funny.
Don't worry about it. If you can't relate, don't even worry about it, man.
If y'all can't relate, don't worry about it.
I asked these gentlemen some questions on the way here, Parks.
What'd you ask?
We were listening to a song.
I forgot what song it was.
And, oh, it was Sunshine Anderson.
Heard it all before.
Sure.
And she was talking about.
Yeah, classic record.
Dude cheated on her.
And she was talking about him classic record dude cheated on her and she was
on um him fucking in the same bed and i bet you must have feeling about your head all that shit
man sitting up my sheets i mean i was singing along and i looked to the side at my experienced
brethren over here and i'm like yo y'all ever did that y'all ever did that and they said what
and i said y'all ever uh cheated in your bed like you her bed? Y'all's bed? I never have. Yeah, I never have. That's ballsy.
And that's the same thing I said.
I said he never did that.
That is a ballsy move.
Yeah.
Now, I...
It's a different level of disrespect.
If you're going to cheat, cheat respectfully.
Yeah, it's a different level.
It's levels.
Like, it's like popping her sister or something.
Like, it's a different level of disrespect.
And you've never done that before? You've done that before?
All right, let me introduce this podcast.
What episode is this?
Episode what?
440 what?
443?
Are we keeping it pushing?
Welcome to episode 443 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with a few really cool people.
Parks is here.
E-Rab is here.
Alex is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Savon is here.
And whoever else is here
if I introduce them
they'll think they can just talk
without a microphone
so we're done
how's everybody doing
how's everybody feeling
I told Ice
no
you just maybe
haven't lived with
a whole bunch of girlfriends
is that the case
he has not lived with
a whole bunch of girlfriends
that part is true
but I don't think
even if I have
I'm not
cheating that way
you gotta cheat respectfully
give me the foulest way
each of you have cheated then
since all of y'all
are such fucking respectful men
shout out to our women audience
out there
our lady listenership
out there
close friend
relative
yeah
that's about the foulest
I've taken it
a cousin
or the same day
the same day move
so none of you
are the respectful men
that you're sitting here
pretending to be
on the microphone
each of you have
slept with a relative
or a close friend
of the significant other
you asked a specific question
I know
and each of you
snobbed your noses
like you could never
bring that shit home
but then you turned around
and doubled down
at the family reunion
the fuck are you talking about
they Eskimo sisters
yeah Eskimo sisters
and real sisters
and
I wouldn't get what
future said
future
that's future
you refer to all
the toxic niggas
and funny
you know nothing
about hip hop
until it's time
to talk about
a toxic nigga
but glad to know that you guys have never done that.
No, we haven't done that.
Yeah, we haven't done that.
You got it.
Got it, got it.
How's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
How was your weekend?
I feel rejuvenated.
Relaxed.
I had a nice weekend.
Yeah, it was relaxing.
How was your weekend in Buffalo, Parks?
It was great.
Saw the family, chilled out.
It was shitty weather, so we couldn't really do a lot.
But, you know, hung out, got some food.
Okay.
Had some drinks, regular
shit. I do have a confession to make
that may jeopardize my backpacker
card.
What are you two dog album?
That Olivia Rodrigo album's pretty hard, man.
Olivia Rodrigo.
She's like a little teeny bopper
pop star. She has a song, Driver's License.
It's over for me. Man, that album's good. I don't have anything to say I don't know I don't know I don't know this person that's not the best song there's a better song well I'm not
I don't have anything to say
because I'm not
I don't know
I don't know her
I don't know this person
she's
I think she was on
like a Disney show
they've been putting her
in every press
in SNL skit
since her single came out
so she's definitely
industry plantish
but
well I didn't care
to know about her
that album's pretty good man
well what do you know?
Okay, so you just heard this song?
Is that how you got hip to this?
I heard the album.
Rem had it, and my other friend was like, yeah, let's do it.
And then my sister liked it.
I was like, all right, let's put it on.
The things that your girl forces you to do.
Listen.
It's pop music.
Yo, I hate Parks.
Listen.
It's pop music.
Parks panders to his fiance.
If she puts on some music and I like it, I'll say, what is that?
And she'll say,
oh, it's this girl.
And I'll say,
oh, no shit.
Well, good for her.
Shout out to this young lady.
I'm sure that we don't
have to shout her out
because she's like
a fucking superstar already.
Well, we could say hi.
We could introduce ourselves.
Sure.
Hi.
Congratulations on the
nice album.
On your superstardom-ness.
Yeah.
Good for you.
I meant to ask y'all last week,
I just wasn't here,
have y'all seen Justin Bieber
with his godson?
His two black god sons?
You serious?
Alright, I'm going to say
y'all was right.
Y'all was right.
I'm only
asking y'all if y'all saw
he posted a picture with his god children
with a beautiful caption that
said, oh, I love
black godchildren.
You didn't say that.
That's what I read.
I'm not talking about it no more.
I'm not talking about it no more.
I'm not talking about it no more.
Don't worry about it.
If that happened, I'm rolling with y'all.
He would never say no shit like that in his life, man.
All right, all right, bro.
I can admit when I was wrong about some yo come on let's move on come on come on welcome to the podcast i'm your host that's all we're
looking to say kids yeah yo fam come on we're not doing it hey put up the hip-hop shit i didn't want
to talk about can you put up the hip-hop mount rushmore's oh man that i
didn't want to discuss 18 minutes in we'll get started hip-hop hip-hop mount rushmore you guys
have been firing punches ass up over his mount rushmore uh uh tweet so he he expounded he went
further and he has given us a mount Rushmore of hip hop from 86
to present day
I will quickly try to go through it
and hopefully I don't have to
give any information about it
86
to 90
Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Karis1
LL Cool J
undeniable
90 to 94 Ice Cube, Snoop Mkarris1, LL Cool J. Undeniable.
90-94, Ice Cube, Snoop. Yeah, we have to refer to Ish on all of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Let him rock out.
90-94, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Chuck D, Scarface.
Not mad at it.
It's not mad at that.
94-98, Tupac, Jay-Z, Nas, Big.
Not mad at it. No debate from me. Tupac, Jay-Z, Nas, Big. Not bad.
No debate from me.
98-02, Eminem, DMX, Nelly, and Ja Rule.
Okay.
0-2-0-6, Kanye, 50, Lil Wayne, The Game.
2006-2010, he has T.I., Jeezy, Ludacris, and Rick Ross.
Still not bad.
Yeah.
I don't know if Ludacris should go right there.
I don't know if Ludacris should go right there.
That's my first debate.
Ludacris.
Who would you replace?
When did Move Bitch come out?
06?
When did One Minute Man come out with Missy?
Was that 06?
I know Southern Hospitality came out before that.
Yeah.
Move came out 01.
Yeah, well, I know Move came out.
The Fool is 03.
Area Code is before 06 too.
Ludacris' run is
before this.
That's where I... Damn, they tricked
me into giving an opinion on this.
Who did you replace with?
I'm not sure yet.
I don't even like...
I don't like X being in 98 to 02.
Why not?
Because his run was before that.
No, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
His first album was 98.
97.
98.
Two in the same year.
It don't matter.
It's the same shit.
It's the same shit.
All right.
T.I.G.
The Ludicrous Rick Ross.
2010 to 2014, we have Drake, Kendrick,
Nicki, and J. Cole.
Not mad yet again.
2014 to 2018
we have Future, Young Thug,
Chance the Rapper, and Travis
Scott. No.
I'm arguing this.
I'm not rolling with that.
I'm arguing this.
I'm arguing this. I'm not rolling with the one after that either. I'm arguing this.
Future should be there.
Future's there.
Youngstown should be there.
Travis Scott should be there.
Chance is my man, but I'm not putting him here.
Above whom?
And I'll be honest with you.
Let me finish this out first.
18 to present.
Cardi B, Lil Baby, DaBaby, and Roddy Ricch.
I won't say anything about the
present but back to that 2014 8 to 2018 big sean and from 2010 to 2020 his name has to be said
somewhere hey y'all figure out where it needs to be said at i say this that's not it's not my job
wale i agree with but there are arguments to be made as to why he may not be there for people.
Big Sean has sold too many records for you to argue against.
He's featured on too many big joints consistently.
He's dropped big records consistently,
and he's made great albums this entire decade.
So I get that he gets caught between that Kendrick, Cole, Drake,
decade so i get that he gets caught between that kendrick cole drake and whatever that next tier is of wale and whoever may be there but big sean has to go somewhere no i think big sean is going
there before i put chance the rapper there sorry sorry chance you know i love you friend the show
no while they gotta be up there too and I don't have any beef about
and wait a minute
no no no no no
if I say that about Big Sean
I have to say it about Migos too
sorry
I'm sorry
I don't think he's putting groups
that's the only reason why I let that slide
it looks like it's in the midriff
there's no groups up there
well yeah okay
because it's the Mount Rushmore
and that might be for people
that's the only reason
because that was the first thing I thought
then put a picture of P up there
then damn it or Coach K
or put somebody.
The QC logo.
Yeah.
I don't think you could talk about
last decade
without talking about Migos.
Yeah, that's true.
I agree with that.
This is not right.
Only thing too,
this is the bad part
because I know they wanted
to include a bunch of jokers
and give everybody just do.
Some of these names
should be mentioned twice.
Exactly.
You took it right out of my mouth.
Drake has to be on the air for more than four years.
Jay got to be on the air for more than four years.
Like that 98 to 02, Jay-Z has to be there.
Y'all are naming people that I think
if they did an overall Mount Rushmore,
there's an argument for.
So I don't have any debate there.
Fucked up that they put Punch under so much
pressure that he had to do this.
But for him to do this
on the fly like that, I'm
really not mad at it. And I do like breaking it down by
generations. That's always been my thing.
You can't, outside of maybe
one or two artists where you can say
greatest, everything else gotta be generational.
You can't you can't
you can't really argue
that neither
I'm not gonna argue
look at the talent up there
God
I love it
goodness gracious
listen
Parks told us
about his weekend
how was Jamaica man
yeah come on
come on
give us the scoop
come on
well I need a
first off
come on
I need a vacation
from the vacation
oh yeah
alright we've all went on a vacation with a significant other right
yeah okay have you went on the vacation with the significant other that wants to do everything
yes that's all that's all of them that's some time that's some tiring shit yeah why do we want
to do things damn it's eight o'clock don't wake up it's eight o'clock in the morning we just went to bed no i don't want to get up and go do anything but you did
you did i did that bro i ate so much grass that's your norm no no no no no no you vegetarian
way more grass i was looking at myself like you have ish i'm hearing so many stories of men going
on vacations with women and not really having the best time.
Well, I had fun, but it wasn't my, it wasn't.
It wasn't your idea of fun.
It's not what you would do if you went on vacation.
Dudes want to sleep and chill.
Nah, this is what happens.
For like a day.
Yeah.
But you spend money to go somewhere.
Right.
Right?
You can sleep at home.
No, I can't.
Nah.
Now you got a, I mean, you got a small child now, but again, if you were on vacation, you could sleep at home. No, I can't. Nah. Now you got a,
I mean, you got a small child now,
but again,
if you were on vacation,
you could sleep at home.
So it's kind of like,
yo, you want to take advantage
of all this shit
because them four days,
five days,
go like that
in the blink of an eye.
It's just some fucking,
everybody can't sleep at home.
Okay.
I'm just,
you get my point.
Like, yo,
you coming here to do shit
you could do at home. Let's explore the island. Let's see where we got it. That's just, I'm just, you get my point. Like, yo, you coming here to do shit you could do at home.
Let's explore the island.
Let's see where we got it.
That's just, I get it.
Can me and Ice have some fun with the topic?
I get it.
No, it's dope.
No, no, no.
I'm not.
Dog, I've had the same arguments.
I'm playing devil's advocate shit.
This is the problem, Ice.
For men, if we go on vacation,
if we do solely what's in our hearts it really would
be to just lie around chill i would just eat drink yeah watch some tv now the problem is
the girls won't let us go by ourselves because they think that we're gonna fuck way more than
we actually want to fuck that is true so they come along and just start inserting activities.
Let's go parasailing. Like zip lining.
You gotta go zip lining. Did you go parasailing?
I did parasailing. Oh shit. I went
scuba diving. I can't swim.
And went scuba diving. They gave you the little
floaties though, right? My man was
like, put your face under the water, but get me out this boat.
Take all that shit off
quick. Nah, I'm not doing that.
I swam through the cave
I did all the bullshit that I would never do
for every vacation that you take
with your girl
it should equate to
for every two vacations you take
for your girl should be one pop up
that you get to just do on a girl's trip
I don't want to go on a girl's trip
I want her to go on a girl's trip? I don't want to go on a girl's trip. It hurts.
I want her to go on a girl's trip.
Nah, it's fine.
Time out.
You said pop-up.
What does that mean?
Like show up to where your girl is vacationing with her friends?
Unannounced?
I'm not doing that. No, no, no.
Announce it.
Oh, announce it.
Okay.
No, hit the girl group chat and be that girl now.
Hey, y'all.
Oh, he coming too.
Eric, Eric, Eric Weiland again.
He said he gonna just be out there.
Yeah, and then I'm out there.
It's y'all on the jet skis and me.
Nah, I'm gonna ice.
I'm gonna ice.
I love you.
What the fuck?
No, that's fun.
That's fun, but I mean.
That's not fun to me.
Ruining some girl fun is fun, too, man.
See, you're just a different nigga, though.
You're like too much chaos, man.
Yo, this guy is a nutball.
You're addicted to chaos.
That shit is not fun.
That's not fun at all.
I haven't done it in years.
I thought you did that before?
You literally did that before?
No.
I haven't done that before.
I was going to say. But. I don't done that before but
if I
I'm 40 I'm an evolved Virgo
now but if I was not
evolved right go ahead and go
on the girls trip and
give me a two week runway to be mad
about it
I'm gonna have an attitude the whole time
you're gone sorry
why though cause we can't do the same thing cause I don't I'm going to have an attitude the whole time you're gone. Sorry.
Why though?
Because we can't do the same thing?
Because I don't like the double standard that exists.
That's true.
That's why.
Wait, we're not allowed to take guy strips?
No. Hell no.
We're not allowed to take guy strips anywhere.
We're not.
Crazy.
Anywhere.
I've never tried.
Don't.
It's not worth the attempt?
Look, I don't know a rim like that But I don't know
If she's gonna just
Like I said
She won't even
Let me go to my hometown
Alone
Well you know
You ain't going to
Fucking Aruba alone
What part of New York
You from
Elmira, New York
Upstate
Yeah
Three, four hours
Alright so
You can't go to Elmira
Yeah
Imagine saying
Baby yeah
I'ma go on over here
To St. Bart's
For the nigga.
No,
imagine,
yo,
me and the fellas
be going to DR
for the weekend.
What fellas?
What fellas?
DR,
huh?
Hello.
Yo,
real quick.
This weekend,
we talking about
planning a guys trip.
We all going to DR.
Spur of the moment.
It's about six of us. Just guys, though.
This weekend? Yeah.
Too short notice.
How much notice do you need?
As much as he needs
because when I... All right, gotta go.
Get that man some grass.
Yo, that's hilarious. Yo, no way.
Why you don't want them to hear what you said?
Oh, man.
Your phone is breaking up.
What happened?
I said you, when I tried to say I wanted to go to Miami. The service. Yo, the service. Yeah, man. Your phone is breaking up. What happened? I said, you, when I tried to say I wanted to go to Miami.
Yo, yo, the service.
Yo, the service.
Yeah, OK.
I said I wanted to go.
No, no, for real, the service.
No, for real.
It does actually.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, man, that is funny, dog.
And we'll cut that.
Oh, my God.
She's getting hustled.
What the fuck?
Start a podcast.
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Oh man.
Why you need no notice?
No.
All right.
Call me regular.
No, no.
This is regular.
Hi.
Hi.
What you was saying?
I don't want to silence anybody.
Oh good.
When I told you it was Sonya's birthday
and we were supposed to go somewhere for her birthday,
I'm like, we're thinking if it's a quick trip,
just do Miami.
It was a week in advance, and you was like,
nah, I'm not feeling that.
That's too short notice.
You can't just pop up and tell me you're going to Miami.
You know, your hot-ass friends and oh, oh, oh.
Oh, damn.
So you gave it up, Joe?
So now I'm going to tell the truth.
And now I'm going to put it on Patreon
and make niggas pay for it. I'm going to tell the truth. Now I'm going to tell the truth. And now I'm going to put it on Patreon and make a nigga pay for it.
I'm going to tell the truth.
Now I'm going to tell the truth to my friends while you're on the phone.
You ready?
Yep.
She said, yo, babe, it would mean a lot to me if you come out to the cheer competition
and all my friends go and my kids.
So I flew out there.
Guess who was there?
Her best friend.
OK.
We go out to dinner night one.
Her best friend having a blast.
Kiki, chummy, chummy.
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka.
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ho-hey.
Night two, go to dinner.
All the friends.
Kiki, chummy, chummy.
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka.
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka.
We all hanging around kids 24-7 for a whole weekend.
Kids, we doing mad family, extracurricular shit.
We at the vending machines.
We buying hot chocolate, ice cream, all types of sucker shit I'm out there doing right right beautiful three days monday leave bye y'all
bye bestie hey oh no it was nice meeting all y'all it was flying Tuesday night this one
yo it's on your birthday you mean sonia i was just with
you mean wait wait wait wait wait excuse me excuse me excuse me you mean Sonia I was just with
had dinner with Kiki
Chummy Chummy we talked about everything under the
fucking sun except
this birthday weekend
that's Friday
hey
you can go
listen I have a pod to do baby
I have a pod to do
when you go start a pod
and tell the truth so i love you all right gotta go talk to you soon
good advice
that way nah that seem like some more
Patreon stuff
do we have to release this fully
no
I'm not rolling with that
there's no way
no way
I'm with you
yeah I'm with you on that one
for him
but that's why
I do shit like that
that's why
yeah no
now I'm a fake man
I ain't really mad about nothing
but the shit you be trying
to get off
why you playing
playing
I'd have a problem nigga Roof Crisp for everybody Porterhouse is all around really mad about nothing, but the shit you be trying to get off, like, you playing, play it.
I'd have a problem.
Nigga, Roof Crisp for everybody,
Porterhouse is all around.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Courtesy of the God?
He had to.
He had to.
I mean, no doubt.
Can we finish talking about everyone's weekend,
33 minutes in? Please. I said he went no joke. We don't care. Come on, no doubt. Can we finish talking about everyone's weekend, 33 minutes in?
Please.
I said he went no joke.
We don't care.
Come on, you niggas sleepy ass.
I'm done with y'all.
I'm done with y'all.
I'm done with y'all.
Enough about y'all.
Friday night.
Was that Friday night?
Friday night?
No.
Saturday night, stepped out.
Huh?
Bang.
Back.
Touched the city.
Went to Caroline's.
Saw Donnell Rawlins.
Round of applause for him.
Friend of the show.
Great guy. Great guy uh he was hilarious all the comedians there were hilarious uh everybody in new york just felt like they were excited to be out i was damn near packed my most of the people
vaccinated uh and all of the jokes were really funny coming off of quarantine and covid and
pandemic and blah blah blah it was really funny and I was the only one in there with a mask.
And I was sitting right underneath the, I was in the right on the stage,
the first seat on the stage.
Boy, did he have fun with me being the only one with a mask.
He didn't know it was me.
He said, oh, I know why you were in a mask.
I said, oh, hey, Star, you got to chill.
You have to relax.
But he was really funny.
And then I took it down.
And last night, we just ran around
went to Melody
old stomping grounds.
Shout out to them over there.
Shout out to the whole
Stiammy.
Yeah, man.
Had a blast.
Went to Starlet's
Melody was nice.
Melody was nice, man.
It was in there?
It was good.
There's couples
couples in there
people celebrating
shit like that.
People feeling good.
It's not really a dance floor.
Felt good to be out.
Felt good to hear some music.
Different sets.
DJs.
It was good.
Get some chicken wings.
Some buffalo wings.
It was cool.
And then I went to Open Starlets.
Left there.
Went to the other secret strip club spot.
And now that's going to be interesting to watch. I know we were joking about strip clubs.
How they play out, right?
The secret joints.
Nah.
Because there's a market for them now.
No, because they were making more money. they were probably way more lucrative than going
to subscribe to like the dancers and people that work at it i'm talking about businesses
as a whole they made way more money opening opening back up now into a new society a new
society that figured out how to survive either working remotely, working covertly, discreetly, like however you had to get by.
So here we go.
Starlets open at night.
And this is just applicable across the board.
But Starlets, it was interesting because I went in there and they had a great crowd in there.
It was a great, great, great crowd in there.
And they had some cool girls in there. A great, great, great crowd in there. And they had some cool girls in there.
But nobody was really throwing money.
Where's in the secret spot?
At 1.15.
Prime.
That's maybe 30 minutes from prime time.
At 1.45, 2 a.m.
That's what time you went to Starlet.
Yes.
Okay, I just want to make sure.
And no one was throwing money. Now, that's not to say anybody was broke.m. That's what time you went to Starland. Yes. Okay, I just want to make sure. And no one was throwing money there.
Now, that's not to say anybody was broke.
No.
Yeah, but at that time.
It just wasn't the movie.
The height is up.
Yet.
Energy is up.
Yeah.
I think it's still new.
I think too, though.
Listen, buddy.
So I left there.
And what I noticed was it was Monday.
So maybe they had their Monday night girls working.
It was hot.
And you don't even know now, coming back into the world, who the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
You don't know who works where.
This new girl, you ain't met nobody.
You don't know shit.
You learn it.
But they had a Monday night crew in there, a crew that you would assume would be working on a Monday.
Left there, maybe 10 minutes later, went to the secret spot.
On fire.
Heavy hitters everywhere.
On fire.
Heavy hitters everywhere.
Forget about what the money looked like.
Forget about what the customers looked like.
Heavy hitters everywhere.
Forget about what the money look like.
Forget about what the customers look like.
All of the girls that maybe work on a Friday, Saturday somewhere was in the fucking secret spot.
I assume nobody to be around because it's a holiday.
Niggas is out of town.
Girls is traveling, vacationing.
But no.
And all the men in there, money, raining money.
Raining.
Raining nonstop.
Did not stop. they had to put me
to a table in the back
somewhere
which was great
because I want to be low
I'm not here to spend
like that tonight
but they was
and I said
oh this is going to be
interesting to watch
we have to watch this
we have to watch
how this plays out
with
who will the clubs
be able to attract
back under those rules
I'm sure that they'll
start squashing
the house feed The house feed,
the house feed, the DJ,
the this, the that. Hey, you
gotta be here before 11
if you wanna do this. Hey, you only
get to actually go on the stage
and do three little dances.
All of those rules, these girls
in the secret spots for the past however
many months is queens
of the castle. They customers, they money, they the stripper many months is Queens of the Castle.
They customers,
they money,
they the stripper,
dancer, bartender,
whatever, man.
They everything.
They getting it too much.
So you know what's going to happen?
They're going to start
ratting.
Yeah.
They're going to start
telling.
That's exactly what's
going to happen.
They're going to start
telling.
They're going to start
telling on these secret spots.
They're going to start
getting them shut down
and they're going to
force them to come back
to this.
Yep.
Think about this
as the club owners.
Liquor license businesses. I was about to say that. this. Yep. Think about this. As the club owners. Liquor license business is big.
I was about to say that.
Look.
Big business in New York.
The secret spots is me and my man in them.
We going to Costco's, BJ's, whatever,
buying Casa Azul,
and we selling that shit.
We buying it wholesale.
We selling that shit in the club at a crazy markup.
Right.
All that money comes to us,
whereas before,
Starlets gets a piece.
You know what I'm saying? Everybody gets a everybody gets a piece now this our bread coming in I went to old
girl in them spot they were selling fucking Casa Zulu for 700 they had it in
the car I had to go get some more bottles out the car bring them upstairs
yeah you know what I'm saying so again now I got to split that money with the
club right now we gonna hold and I don that you can't just well you're not supposed to you can't
just have the bottle in the in the car we go get them out it's supposed to be ordered they got to
keep track of that shit when they yeah yeah yeah but it's just a whole but when it's your shit
buy by now yeah when it's your shit though and you know you bought 40 bottles at costco's
i'm bringing them
motherfuckers in,
selling them.
I don't want to go back
to the club if I'm the pro.
Also, you got
the fight for scheduling.
And I'm not going to stay on this
for too long,
I don't think,
but it's a really interesting
topic for me.
The fight for scheduling.
There's so many women now,
you're opening up the clubs
with the liquor license,
there has to be a waiting list.
Right?
And before the pandemic,
it was kind of,
let me not,
the elephant in the room
of how people get on the schedule
for certain nights.
So now there's an influx.
Is everybody trying to get
on the schedule?
So now let's say you schedule
one of the girls,
but her partner, her best friend,
you didn't schedule her.
Well, wait, at the secret spot, i can walk in with my own girls get this money and go right home i'm walking in with my roommate and going home with my roommate
i feel safe i feel secure you're not just controlling shit anymore i know it seemed
like we talking about strip clubs were we talking about entrepreneurship yeah no doubt and i mean maybe even broader than just entrepreneurial uh what's
the word entrepreneurship yeah maybe not because so many people just lost their job regular working
people just lost their job and was forced into entrepreneurial shit right so now you got a whole bunch of people that's that's been
home for nine ten months saying all right i was playing by your rules but now i have to adapt
because your rules failed us so now that the world is opening back am i coming in to play by your rules or am I implementing some of my own here?
Well, I think
we've been seeing it.
We had
this discussion a couple
episodes ago about how
Wawa and them are upping their
pay because
they can't get anybody to work for them.
So what's starting to happen is people is realizing
yo, the power is kind of on my side.
If none of us is doing it, shit got to change.
It forced Jokers to be more entrepreneurial driven.
Like I know somebody, my homegirl, she said from March to January, she made 90 grand in the stock market.
That's an avenue she would have never explored had she not been at home.
She was forced to stay home.
And she was like to stay home and she
was like yo i'm in here going crazy i'm on a gram just taking tips from jokers on a gram she made
90 grand in nine months now how you gonna tell that person to get up and go back to work exactly
right again you're gonna have a hard time you talked about it last episode all them little
cryptocurrency jokers going out buying g wagons like, I'm not going back to your job making whatever an hour no more.
Right.
Like, I've been forced
to find a way
and I found one.
Yeah.
And a lot of people found one.
Yeah.
It ain't like just a couple.
Yeah.
I seen all kind of businesses,
you know, crypto,
everybody popping up
one way or another
just getting it.
Listen,
the niggas made it through.
The NBA players,
they start getting in their little group chat
saying yo I think the season too long
and magically
the season shortened
10 games right
the season was too long
they cut it
versus the NFL players
saying yo I think the season is too long
alright here's one more game
that was nice it's a different level of power saying, yo, I think the season is too long. All right, here's one more game then.
Okay, that was nice.
It's a different level of power.
Yeah.
It's a different level of power. Let's stay on power and let's stay on this topic
with Naomi Osaka.
I'm hitting the round of applause.
We love you, queen.
We love you, we love you.
Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open
to prioritize her mental health.
All right.
I'm going to read this.
Naomi Osaka, second greatest tennis player in the world right now,
ranked second, says,
Hey, everyone, this isn't a situation I...
Oh, for the people that are unaware,
last week, Naomi Osaka said that she wasn't doing any press
before the French Open to protect her mental health uh and there was obviously a lot of
backlash behind it they find her they find her yeah they find her but I'm positive they did a
lot more than find her we'll get into that shortly let me read this she says hey everyone this isn't
a situation I ever imagined or intended when I posted a few days ago.
I think now the best thing for the tournament, the other players and my well-being is that I withdraw so that everyone can get back to focusing on the tennis going on in Paris.
I never wanted to be a distraction and I accept that my timing was not ideal and my message could have been clearer.
More importantly, I would
never trivialize mental health or use the term lightly. The truth is that I have suffered long
bouts of depression since the U.S. Open in 2018 and I have had a really hard time coping with that.
Anyone that knows me knows I'm introverted and anyone that has seen me at the tournaments will
notice that I'm often wearing headphones as that helps dull my social anxiety.
Though the tennis press has always been kind to me and I want to apologize, especially to all the cool journalists who I may have hurt.
I am not a natural public, natural public speaker and get huge waves of anxiety before I speak to the world's media.
I get really nervous and find it stressful to always try to engage and give you the best answers I can.
So here in Paris, I was already feeling vulnerable and anxious,
so I thought it was better to exercise self-care and skip the press conferences.
I announced it preemptively because I do feel like the rules are quite outdated in parts,
and I wanted to highlight that.
I wrote privately to the tournament apologizing and saying that I would be more than happy to speak with them after
the tournament as the slams are intense I'm going to take some time away I'm going to take some time
away from the court now but when the time is right I really want to work with the tour to discuss
ways we can make things better for the players press and fans anyways hope you all are doing
well and staying safe love you guys i'll see you when i see you heart emoji i wanted to give her
the respect of reading that in full because that's how important it was now that's big to to be this
is huge that high and put yourself first?
Mm-hmm.
Nah, that's amazing.
I can't think of a time.
Damn, it's a steep slope.
I love these young people, man, that don't know nothing about what y'all was doing before I was here, but right is right and wrong is wrong.
Fam, the pressure that this young lady is under, one.
Two, learn your value before they do.
There you go.
Know your shit or someone else will know it for you.
You think this young lady is unaware of who she be?
She know who she is.
She know what she bring to this sport.
She's tiger.
She is.
It's a different level of money, too.
It's a different level of money, too It's a different level of money too.
Fam, yes.
Now you could do that.
She has made 60 half or many millions of dollars,
but what have y'all made off of me?
No, that's not worth my happiness.
Not worth my peace of mind.
No, I was going to say negotiate happiness, peace of mind.
Yeah, all of that.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
So what I think happened is
she's young
and like she announced,
she did this preemptively.
Which means nobody knew it.
They said she's made 300 mil that fast?
Stop playing with her.
Damn.
Stop. Listen.
That was in 2020 she made
300 mil.
That 23 time Grand Slam champion has collected almost $300 million during blah, blah, blah, blah.
Look, a $55 million payday.
Last year.
Listen, Google it on your own.
The girl is caked up.
No, and again, so which now allows them to be more decisive in their path.
Yeah, $300 million.
As opposed to athletes of yesteryear,
like Barkley and them was getting three mil.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
If she doesn't announce this preemptively
and she actually maybe tries to go about this
behind the scenes with a little more of a runway,
I think they have no choice but to acquiesce.
I think they have no choice but to try to change things.
I don't think they're going to have a choice.
No, I think they, I don't put nothing past them things I don't think they don't have a choice nah I think they
I don't put nothing past them
if you try to go about it the right way
they'll try to
throw the dirt
get some dirt on her
or whatever
they'll make her seem like the problem
fam they still may do that
no but I'm saying
but she got her side out first
they already did that
which is why the wording is in there
I could have made my point clearer
and the timing was wrong
she was apologizing.
She already took accountability for
the part that she played and the disruption
she may have caused to the ongoing
tournament. This is something
she wants to continue to do.
She didn't slam anybody. All
she's trying to do is protect her mental health
during
Mental Health Month.
Real quick,
they're not going to have no choice but to acquiesce.
No, yeah.
When you're at the top of your game,
they have to.
Her trajectory is going
all the way up.
And then when you got the brands
standing behind you,
Nike issued a statement,
we stand with her.
Yeah.
And they with it.
So now she was at a crossroads
because they said
she was going to get fined, right?
So they was going to fine her.
And then they said, basically, we're going to stop fining you or we're going to kick you off the tournament.
So she came to a crossroads and she picked.
Right.
Now they're going to have to do the same.
Because you can't afford to have the tournaments going on without her on them.
The biggest stock.
Yep.
Now it's an asterisk.
That's your draw.
That's your draw.
No, it's like an asterisk.
Like, yeah, such and such won, but...
Which would they have won if she ain't played?
Naomi wasn't there.
Maria Sharapova ain't walking through that door.
Sorry.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, so yeah, that's dope.
No, that's super dope.
Yeah.
And again, certain sports, you can do it.
Certain sports, you can't.
Especially individual sports.
No, football, they can't do it because contract's not guaranteed.
A whole bunch of reasons.
Like, you're replaceable in football unless you're a top 20 dude.
Quarterback.
You're replaceable.
See, I hear this story, and my mind automatically goes to that clip of Serena's dad.
That was Venus.
The white interviewer was interviewing her and said,
Why do you think that you can beat such and such?
And the dad jumped in.
Y'all never saw that?
No.
And screamed on the white dude.
I think I saw it.
He said, don't you ever try to instill doubt in this black queen as she's preparing to, you know, do the fuck as you.
Like, he went off.
And Osaka said the same thing.
This is the result of stuff like that.
Look.
I know I can beat her.
This is the result of stuff like that.
Look.
I know I can beat her.
Instilling that confidence early, and then we watch these kids grow up and start beating all the adults.
I love it, man.
I just love the people taking charge of shit.
Yeah.
And changing the rules and changing protocol and changing what the standard is.
Again, let me hit the round of applause for naomi osaka she's quickly becoming
one of my favorite young thought leaders honestly she is and what a bold stand stance to take at
such a young age that's what i like about it the young ones because her phone blowing up behind
becoming great going through it realizing that they can realizing that they could disrupt the
system i love that shit man they're not even really cognizant of the system.
Yeah, they just know something's wrong.
Yeah, they have to play the game.
They're not doing it to disrupt the system.
They just like, shit ain't right.
Yeah.
And fuck that.
I'm not just going along with it like everybody else been doing.
They never had to conform.
They never had to conform.
That's what it is.
Yeah, I love that shit, man.
I love to see this.
Me too.
Salute to her. That's what it is. Yeah, I love that shit, man. I love to see this. Me too. Salute to her.
For real.
We just asked Savon for water behind the scenes on Patreon.
I'm going to tell you why you and I are going to eventually fight over water.
Not right now, but I'm going to tell you.
I don't want to fight you.
I'm interested to see what you're going to do.
I want to hear this one.
Dog's disguise.
I drink a lot of water.
But fam, no. No. Let me make this fast. Dogs to sky. I drink a lot of water. But fam, no.
No.
Let me make this fast.
You ever purchase water?
I have.
It's water tab is too high right now?
All right.
So you've purchased water.
Savon every week purchases water here.
Ice, you purchase water, right?
You guys are-
You know the rate of water?
Home, homeowners and relationship men.
You purchase water.
Yeah.
It's a task.
It's a hassle.
It is.
You pick up all of those thingamajiggies.
How much water do you need?
You need a lot of water if you have guests and company, right?
Yeah.
I go get the Fiji bottles.
All of my friends drink a whole lot of water.
And that's not a lot of water because I lost all my friends.
But.
This guy's a fucking nutball.
But this is what's happening.
And we'll say this and we'll move on to a much more serious topic.
I'm buying these waters.
My friends come over.
They grab a water.
They take a sip.
Oh, the half bottle water.
Not even a half.
That's not me.
They take a sip. That's not me. And not even a half that's not even a half they take a sip
that's not even a half
and leave it on the counter
as they walk out the house
that's not
you know what you gotta do
I don't know
whose water or germs it is
so you gotta dump out
a whole
check this out
bottle of water
that's what you messing up at
I'm gonna show you
what you messing up
because I've mastered
that already
you making it
get a right day name
nah
I ain't even doing that
first off
everybody ain't getting a Fiji bottle.
But Poland Spring make
an 8-ounce bottle. That's that on that.
Poland Spring make an 8-ounce. That's that on that.
They still do the same thing with the 8-ounce, by the way.
Why you say that?
Your bodily fluids, like your
inside bloodstream is
mad purified.
You gotta chill out.
Dirty that shit up.
I have to make my blood
dirty because I don't want...
And I bring my own water to your house.
Fuck your water.
Now you can't come to my house.
So now you're going to come with one water.
You're going to come with one water now.
I brought cases of water to your house.
We're moving along because cases...
This is not interesting to our listeners.
Well, maybe it is. We have sad news to report house. We're moving along because this is not interesting to our listeners. Well, maybe it is.
Listen, we have sad news to report now.
We have two deaths to report.
Texas rapper Lil Loaded died by suicide on Monday just days after his hit 2019 song,
Glock Baby.
Glock Baby.
Glock Baby.
Glock Baby, okay.
I'm not familiar with the young man.
I am.
Or his music. But Baby, okay. I'm not familiar with the young man. I am. Or his music.
But still sad nonetheless.
It was certified gold according to his lawyer and the report.
He was 20 years old.
Damn.
Ashken Maryari, an attorney for the Dallas-based hip-hop artist whose legal name was Deshaun
Roberson, confirmed his client's death by suicide in an email to the post i don't
want to read the rest of this yeah because it's all of the sad stuff he had a very bright future
promising music he was on the rise too like tell me tell me he was on the rise tell me about him
i mean it's not music that i think y'all would kind of it's fine tell me about just
he had that block maybe um was i think it was the second album if i'm not mistaken and the single music that I think y'all would kind of... It's fine. Tell me about just... He had... That Block Baby
was, I think, his second album, if I'm not
mistaken, and the single was...
It was moving him to another
stratosphere. That was his record.
It was a gold single, they said, right?
So he was on his way. A gold single at 20 years
old. He was on his way, man. It's no small
feat. Hell no.
Like I said, I had... While we were picking
Sleepers, this was the sleeper record
I was going to play last episode and I swapped
it out for zero because I wanted to stay in Texas.
But yeah.
This is sad.
Really sad story. Really unfortunate news.
Oh man.
Just a baby.
He was just a baby though.
Yeah.
You didn't even start to live.
He's younger than Trey.
Same age, yeah.
That's crazy.
I don't even know what to say in instances like this
where we just continue to lose people, especially kids.
Kids, though.
Yeah, we're losing kids.
And for your heart to be so heavy that you feel the need to leave
or you feel the need to expedite you leaving that's the part that's that's the part that's
like that's real the kids are getting younger and younger and don't have an outlet don't feel like they have anybody to talk to that's nuts
when you're 20 there there are of course there are rumors going around
with stories just floating none of which i'll report on yeah
i also disagree with i disagree with stories floating around immediately after a tragic
event like this happens. Especially when
you call yourself attempting to
explain why this happened and putting
that trauma on someone else.
This is heavy for so many people,
so many families, fans, loved
ones, friends. No need to make
this moment heavier for anybody.
So again, I want to say rest in peace.
Rest in
peace to...
No, what was his name? So again, I want to say rest in peace. Rest in peace to... Lil Loaded.
No, what was his name?
No, what was his name?
Deshaun Robertson.
Oh, Deshaun Robertson.
Deshaun Robertson.
Deshaun Robertson.
Rest in peace.
Somebody else died too, right?
Yeah.
Turn Me Up Josh, producer.
He did a lot of work with Dirk.
He did the Dirk and Drake record.
He's behind a lot of Migos.
I think he did Versace.
And no details were released on how he passed?
Not yet.
Not as of yet.
Too recent, I assume.
Thoughts, prayers, love, and condolences
to anybody out there that lost somebody
that is grieving, that is mourning.
Over the weekend, there were a few shootouts
just in various places.
There was one in Houston.
There was one in Dallas. Lil Boosie's video shoot
somebody died
damn
somebody died
there was a shooting over there
there was an arrest made in that
arrest made
a 22 year old man
turned himself in
a baby
another baby
another baby
there was a shootout
somewhere else, too.
And it was some...
Oh, I'm not talking about that.
I am not talking about that.
We got to be careful.
Niggas are shooting indoors.
Niggas are shooting indoors.
Again, that's back to what world are we walking back into?
Because if the niggas want to get that thing in there
and it's a security guard that didn't have the best time during the pandemic,
he's going to take some money.
He's going to let me in.
Right.
And if your club, your establishment,
don't have three different security checks, which costs.
That costs.
If your club don't have the off-duty police sitting outside, that costs.
All of this stuff costs.
Keep coming here every week saying outside is expensive, but that's for us just living in it.
The people that's running this shit, they cutting corners.
They cutting corners.
And I ain't going to be on that corner.
Uh-uh.
No, sir.
And people are going through a lot of mental health shit from being
cooped up in the house, man.
There's a lot of tensions that they haven't
been able to get out in any productive way.
It's going to be
a lot this summer.
Better be careful.
I'm staying in the house.
I'm staying somewhere.
What else is going on?
Oh, my God.
Oh, man. Fucking Jesus. Mary and Joseph. What else is going on? Oh my God. Oh man, fucking Jesus.
Mary and Joseph.
I have to report this.
Alright, the fans at the NBA games
are acting stupid again during a Boston
Brooklyn playoff game.
Somebody threw a water bottle at Kyrie.
Somebody threw a water bottle
at Kyrie. That threw a water bottle at Kyrie.
That fan was arrested.
And somehow people are bringing up the fact that Kyrie stepped on Lucky,
the Boston mascot, at center court as a reason why this may have happened.
Huh?
I won't dignify it.
That's what they're saying.
I'm not dignifying it.
He stepped on the court? He stepped on the center court and wiped his foot
and they're saying
because he disrespected
the mascot he deserved.
The mascot's nickname is Lucky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get the fuck out.
He stomped on his face.
Well, he's a clover, right?
Or some shit.
He's a leprechaun?
Lucky the leprechaun?
But he's painted under the floor.
Right.
He's gonna get walked on.
No, he stomped on his face face he stomped and wiped his foot
on the floor
that they just put there
an hour before the game
now wait
where do y'all stand on this
I know we all
we all riding behind Kyrie
but when Juju
Mishmister
was doing all that shit
on the logos
they learned his
that's a good lesson
the players did though
they learned him a good one.
We knew that was going to happen.
When T.O. tried to do
that dumb shit.
They broke his whole back.
They fucked T.O. up too.
No, they fucked Juju up.
They fucked him up.
Good.
Learned him right.
I was with it.
I wanted that.
So now that's different
because those are the players
and that was in game.
That was sport.
You offending us. Fuck the organization. You offending us and we're gonna take your head off because we're allowed to do that in game exactly that's why that's different fans
what is wrong with these people they did not live the malice in the palace that's what's wrong with
me he's a kid it's entitlement yo again that young kid who threw that bottle was like 20, 22 years old or something.
And he never got boo-bopped.
He ain't see the malice in the palace.
No, he never got boo-bopped outside.
He never...
Outside stops that.
When you get your ass whipped outside, you know it's a line.
Yo, you know it's a line.
Bring ass whippings back.
Yes.
Bring them back.
Yes.
No bullshit.
Let's have let's have
annual put the guns down day
one day
put your hands up
guns down hands up
why not
why not
hey did that little cop
I can tell you why
that ain't gonna work
wait real quick
before I forget
did that little police plan work
remember they was
trying to get niggas
from the hood
to bring their guns
into the
to bring their guns
into the precinct?
No questions asked.
No, they had the bullshit too.
No questions asked.
Just bring the gun.
Okay.
Yeah, right.
Hey, I'm going to get
a phone for the pod.
If you're listening out there
and you brought your firearm
to the police precinct,
I would love to interview you.
The police may not
have had questions, but we do.
We have a bunch
of them.
This ain't the only one.
This just happened to Russell Westbrook
in Philly. We discussed that
while you were in Jamaica.
Thanks for listening.
I don't listen.
My bad.
The fans are getting out of control then.
Nigga went to Jamaica to smoke Jamaican weed.
What a bummer.
Not me.
I was smoking Dos y Dos.
I'm sorry?
Ah, yeah.
Dos y Dos.
Dos y Dos.
I didn't touch that.
That shit didn't even look good to me.
Nah, that's Zaza.
That's Zaza.
That's Zaza.
That's Zaza.
Dos y Dos.
Look at your...
Dos y Dos.
That's nigga, yo. Okay, so back to Lucky. Nah, I don't agree with that. that's that's all dozy dozy look at your dozy do this nigga yo
okay so back to
back to Lucky
nah I don't
I don't agree with that
that's craziness
I don't
and he's getting flack
from the players
that played for Boston before
that's what's
there you go
advance the fucking topic
sit your fucking
dumb ass down
like KG
and Big Baby
pull up the Kevin Garnett
quote let's read it
such a stupid ass
oh Kevin Garnett says
so nobody gonna say anything about Kyrie stomping Lucky we just gonna act like we didn't see that and Big Baby. Pull up the Kevin Garnett quote. Let's read it. Such a stupid-ass quote. Oh, Kevin Garnett says,
so nobody gonna say anything about Kyrie stomping Lucky.
We just gonna act like
we didn't see that.
The fuck is going on?
You can't do that.
That's not cool on no level.
All of us need it
to be better.
For real, for real.
I'm just saying.
Good morning to all
and all have a great day.
Happy Memorial Day.
Let me just say
I love Kevin Garnett.
Kevin Garnett is one of my favorite
players one of the best power forwards to ever play the game uh i would love to speak to him one
day but because he's one of my favorite players i've read a lot of kevin garnett stories especially
the joe keem noah ones exactly we did no more than that listen there's a long list of players
I remember the Carmelo
yeah Kevin Garnett
has crossed the line
a few times in game
because he's passionate
he's intense
wears his heart on his sleeve all that good shit
that you say about a player
when you like his
ferociousness that he exhibits right
Kyrie is in a heated playoff game against his old team yeah he already saged the place
he fought with the organization he fought with the young talent like any anyone crazy why would
he not go be passionate and step on Lucky at center court?
I'm not mad at that.
I'm not mad at it at all.
Now, Glenn Baby Davis, another former Celtics player, replied to this.
He says, real bullshit.
Like I said, if you step on Lucky, remember, we talking about a cartoon.
No, we ain't even talking about that.
He's an outdoor.
We talking about a sticker.
We talking about not even a sticker.
Yeah.
A sticker on the floor that you're supposed to walk on.
No, it ain't.
Wait, time out, time out.
Let's read this and then let's fight about whether it's big or not.
Real bullshit, like I said, you step on Lucky,
you step on everybody that played for that team.
Keep the shit basketball before somebody get hurt in real life.
Come on.
Is this a gang?
Was a flag disrespected and I don't know about it?
Gangrene.
Glenn Baby Davis, I don't want no smoke with your opinion on this.
Because you athletes just seem like you're all ready to fight, niggas.
Fam, he stepped on a sticker.
Now, let's get to y'all.
We've seen this already. Let's get to y'all we seen this already
let's get to y'all
let's bring some action here
it's a symbolism
one of you say
it's symbolism
here we go
let's go
let's go
no I'm with you
that's where I'm getting to too
it's bigger than
it's bigger than the sticker
start with the history of Boston
yeah I was gonna say
let's start
let's start with the history of Boston
and I was gonna go there
and start with what he dealt with
and ain't this the anniversary
of the Tulsa massacre?
Yeah.
So if you're a Cowboy fan, right, and you in the game and somebody comes and stomps on the start.
Terrell Owens did it.
I remember that.
It was disrespectful.
I'm a Cowboy fan.
I said, fuck him.
Right?
But in the bigger scheme of things, we're talking about the Boston Celtics who all week,
they were talking about how
racist it was in boston how they treated the fans all the shit's been going on all week yes sir so
for you to be kevin garnett or big baby davis and you say some shit against a black man that just
stepped on the white leprechaun's face sit the fuck down that's my opinion sit your ass down
all right so we are on the same side then because because I thought you was the way... No, again...
I thought you was defending for a minute.
No, I get the symbolism of if you played for that team.
And them Jokers wasn't even lifelong Celtics.
Like, Paul Pierce can say some shit.
Yeah.
Dennis Johnson can say something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, those Jokers...
Kevin Garnett was there, what, four years, five years?
Something like that.
Sit your dumb ass down.
Big Baby Davis been moved around
the whole NBA. What, you gonna get mad if they step on
the Clipper logo, too? Word.
You play for mad teams. And
not to bring this
into the equation,
KG,
Brooklyn's team is only
Brooklyn's team because of Boston.
True.
Why do you say that?
Boston, after their big three.
Traded KD.
Okay, okay, okay.
Traded KG.
I see where you're going.
No, I remember that.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
They traded a lot more.
They traded everything.
They traded everything.
KG, Scalabrini.
Over there.
So, yeah. Oh, Paul. Over there. So, yeah.
Oh, Paul Pierce played there?
For every draft pick.
I don't want, yeah, I'm with Ish on this.
I don't want to see former players of a team stand up to rep the team
as if the team ever gave a fuck about you.
Indeed.
They got big baby Davis out of there the second he couldn't grab an offensive rebound.
But my thing is, of all teams, Boston.
That's the part that's fucking with me.
Yeah, that's right.
Boston and Utah, goddammit.
You're two black men.
Boston?
And threatening them.
It's a lot of black men fighting white fights.
Such a dumb ass down.
By the way.
I'm with y'all.
I'm with y'all.
Yeah, I'm good on that.
KD told him, nigga, please what i love it and i love it with mad emojis all the laughing emojis
up and down sideways or all of them yes do something see who's the player on the um
on the nets that's supposed to do this because it's not not KD. I like that it's KD, though.
I'm not mad that it's KD.
But on the court, it's not KD.
KD is one of the best players in the universe.
DeAndre Jordan.
Nah.
He has to be the bruiser.
Yeah.
He has to be.
That's where the Oakleys and them come in.
That's what they was needed for.
The Oakleys, the Anthony Masons.
Nigga.
Rest in peace, Anthony Mason.
Indeed.
Rest in peace, Dick Cheney.
You know what I'm saying?
Dick Cheney sent homeboy right in the clothesline, you.
Calvin, that's not Dick Cheney.
Why am I saying Dick Cheney?
I don't know, but he probably sent the clothesline.
He sent some bullshit, too, though.
He sent a lot of bullshit.
Dick Cheney definitely sent the bullshit.
Who am I talking about, man?
I'm an idiot.
Huh?
John Cheney, yo.
Yo, Dick Cheney just going to send the soldiers.
John was a dick, though.
There you go.
Now, John was a dick.
If John sent that nigga in the game,
that ain't clocked a minute the whole season.
To wear your ass out.
I'm wondering why the Knicks are not sending Frank Nikolai Volkov
out there to clothesline Trey Young.
Yo.
Y'all just going to keep letting this nigga float at you to death
shooting threes from the line.
I damn step on that logo.
Oh, my God.
If he steps on that logo
I'm gonna have to go
to the game tonight
I'm gonna have to go
to the game tonight
Barkley said that
Barkley was like
yo Steph couldn't do that
to us
we would put him
on his ass
it's just a different
it's a different
everything now
yeah the whole
everything is different
these are all friends
too by the way
I love
that's true too
yeah that too
like these are all friends
they don't care
they don't care
that you shooting
the lights out
we going out to dinner
after this
but also there's a bunch of people there's a growing crowd of people who don't like Kyrie't care That you shooting the lights out We going out to dinner after this But also
There's a bunch of people
There's a growing crowd
Of people who don't like
Kyrie Irving
Because he's different
Because he refuses
To think like you guys
Because he refuses
To just
Subscribe to the standards
And the norms
And
He can say something
Real regular
One missing factor
Cause he's black
In doing that
Cause if he was white
In doing this
They wouldn't give a fuck
Nah If you I mean you gonna get wouldn't give a fuck nah if you
I mean you're going to get more heat because you're black
but if you're white and you go against
the societal norms
they tear their ass up
I'm glad that you said that
I'm done
killing Michael B. Jordan for his
amount of sentences in movies
this is on topic and then we can move on
I watched the new Jason Statham movie.
The new one.
Where he's doing the Liam Nielsen
taking thing.
I didn't see it yet. You seen it?
You cracked at me for going to see it. Yeah, but I seen it.
Yeah, nigga, I watched it in my bed. What are you talking about?
I cracked at you for going and purchasing
a ticket. You put popcorn, you put your hand
in the popcorn at the same time as her.
Man, whack shit you you did I was in bed
scratching my nuts
like a G
time out
and what movie
you saw
and I was cuddled up
a little bit
what movie you saw
that day
what day
in the movie theater
Spiral
oh okay
yeah
killer jigsaw's back
oh my god
cut your ankle off
to survive
nigga yeah
that's what I went to see
not Jason Statham
doing his best
Liam Nilsson impression
but anyway
Jason Statham said five sentences that Nilsson impression but anyway Jason Statham
said five sentences
that whole movie
those movies
you don't talk in
what do you want
you jump through windows
you crash the car
and you shoot
yeah shoot these niggas
break a nigga arm
with the cha-cha
yeah
a little cry
I don't care
don't talk
oh please
that's how Angelina Jolie
got all the babies
what
what the fuck yo what just happened That's how Angelina Jolie got all the babies. What?
What the fuck?
Yo, what just happened? Yo, Sam, where's the correlation?
What do you mean, where's the correlation?
She action-movied her way into your heart.
She went over there to fucking Egypt.
And came back with a family.
And came back with a family.
This poor Brad.
Brad ain't get a movie role since.
Yo. We left movie role since. Yo.
We're the last movie Brad did.
Come on, let's move on.
Yo, Big Sean got to go somewhere, right?
Big Sean got to go somewhere.
Where the?
Come on.
Him and Brad.
Him and Dick Cheney.
One day we going to talk about these niggas hustling kids out here.
Oh, man. Kids is awesome. Oh, man. Oh, man. This guy is nuts. Oh, y'all don't want to talk about these niggas hustling kids out here. Oh, man.
Kids is a hustle.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
This guy is nuts.
Y'all don't want to talk about it.
It's all right.
Let's move on.
You ever try to call Dyfus on your mom?
You didn't?
I was so scared.
Black kids don't know.
I'm looking at you.
Hell no.
My mother used to tell us straight up, I will dial and give you the phone.
But guess what?
You ain't coming back here.
Dyfus didn't used to really come.
No, today they come.
Yeah, no, now.
The chick I was fucking with.
Your neighbor can call Dyfus and they come in now.
When?
That was a long time ago because you've been faithful.
You know the girl.
Now I'm in the mix.
Just that fast.
Now I'm in the mix. All right, tell us in the mix all right tell us more let's hear it
nah for real she called diapers some dumb shit too she called diapers on her mother mad times
and so what they'll do her moms was a nurse they'll start threatening your job you giving
the little kids the power like osaka oh they'll take your fucking job away all right see now i
got a funny story that I just remembered.
Because now, today, these kids, if they see something they don't like while you on Insta Live, they sending people to your house if you got a baby to do a wellness check.
That's a fact.
They did that.
I've seen this happen to a few people, and it happened to me.
Who's the they?
Happened to Kodak.
The fans.
You lying. I swear to you,ak. The fans. You lying.
I swear to you, I'm telling you something.
If you are on Insta Live and they see something they don't like and you got a baby in that house,
they will call your local police department, whoever they got a call, and send people to your house.
That happen to you?
Yes.
Wow.
I didn't know that happened to you, though.
Story time.
I'm in Montclair.
It's a beautiful.
I'm in Montclair. Let me not i'm in montclair let me not tell
the story they're gonna make it's gonna sound crazy i'm about to say the chef cooking the fuck
yeah i gotta tell a story because the chef is cooking it's a nanny here it's so outside
unpacking some waters it's mad it's a beautiful dim lights candles the baby there right ding dong
ding dong ding dong whoa whoa whoa who's this aggressive who did they
knock i see somebody's a flashlight at the windows yes yes you call ice to let him i go look
oh my god anyway i go look outside i open up the door they tell me who it is yo we got a call
we got a call gotta do a wellness check gotta make sure your baby's safe i say who called we
can't tell you anything but we've got a wellness definitely can't give you any information if you
want here's a number you can call but can we come in and see if the baby's safe now you know me
and you so if y'all ain't got a warrant
so if y'all ain't got a warrant no you can't come in but fam i'm a law-abiding citizen like
jamie fox and them and i'm a little offended that you here but it happens to be dinner time if you want me to look
at this no better moment where i could look like a more upstanding citizen come right in sir please
let me show you around and here go joe bray oh i had a blast giving him a tour he said can i look
around in every room oh Oh, sure you can.
Look at the 12-foot ceiling.
This is the library.
Hey, you want a tour, bitch?
There's a vault down here.
Come on.
This is the second foyer.
This is the walk-in.
This is my baby's third room.
Over here is his playpen.
Over here is...
After a while, they got tired.
He was like, yo, dog.
My bad.
He looks safe, man.
Let me just check and make sure there's no bruises on him.
I'm like, he's a kid.
If there's a bruise on him, how the fuck you think it got there?
Nigga bumped into a table like I did when I was young.
Or jumped off the couch like me.
But thank God there were no bruises.
Food was smelling good. House was looking good. Did you ever find out why they... And they left. But thank God there were no bruises. Food was smelling good.
House was looking good.
Did you ever find out why they-
And they left.
Why they called?
They got a call.
Do you remember what you were doing on live?
I don't remember ever being on live.
But they know it was from Instagram?
They got a call.
When I called the number they gave me,
they got a call from a stranger,
area code from somewhere different and they just sent
people to my house to do a wellness check
that's crazy
that's also like you heard of swatting
no
show us
what is it
I blow the ants off pause
but swatting is
well people when they find celebrities
addresses and stuff they'll call as a bomb threat.
They'll do whatever to send, like, fucking police to your house.
So in their case, it could have just been saying, yo, something's wrong with this kid.
They might not have even seen you on live.
They could have just been trying to fuck with you because they found your address.
Come back.
Hey, swatters, find my address and come back now.
You got the rusty keyboard.
Bring the beat in.
Yo, what's wrong with y'all?
You found a bullet?
You said a bullet?
I got one.
What a swat.
Yo.
This guy.
You guys are awesome.
Thank you. Thank you.
Can't you see the glow on the window pane?
I can feel the sun whenever you're near.
Every time you touch me, I just melt away.
Now everybody asks me why I'm not here to hear you
Why does this song work?
Shorty smoked this at karaoke too, by the way.
Yeah, we don't want to hear you big up your girl right now from the trip.
Y'all did karaoke?
Nigga did everything.
Everything.
They had karaoke at my resort too.
We ain't doing it, but we want to.
Wait a minute.
You, you're the one I love.
What song did you body at karaoke though?
Juvenile, back that ass up.
I see.
Come on, baby.
You participated.
You're the one that gives it all.
Yes.
You're the one I can always call.
Man, we need a bowl.
I'm going to start bringing grass to work.
Everything's up.
Grass.
Finally, you put my code.
Put my code.
Put my code.
This nigga participated in the karaoke.
And he backed his ass up.
If I see you backing your ass up with a Hawaiian shirt.
No.
And he went on the ground.
No.
If you backing your ass up with a Hawaiian shirt.
I did the record so that the women could back their asses up.
And they did.
Nah, you was.
I could see you doing it.
That's your case. It felt good to hear that out. What? Juvenile? and they did nah you was I can see you nah nah that shit came
it felt good to hear that
out
what Juvenile
back that ass up
like when it came on
even though
it seemed like it's some kids out now
who don't seem to get
that song is the
universal
wait wait
wait
hold on
now where I was at
they was still in there
stiff as hell
only I went home
to eat some ass
we are that old now to where back that ass up don't do it you know I was at, they were still in there stiff as hell. Only I went home to eat some ass. We are that old now to where back that ass up, don't do it?
You know I was going home to do that.
Hey, that's on the balcony, bro.
Listen, I'm with you.
Hey, hold up, hold up.
Now we partying.
Now we partying.
Now we partying.
Now we partying.
Shit was tooted and booted over.
Over and around my way, too.
So you'll eat grass
about some other shit
but you'll get on here
and say you ate the ass
on a balcony
that's fucking lame
bitch what did you think
he was going to Jamaica
to do
who you thought
I was going for
you the only nigga
still trying to keep up
this Shimon Moore
shit
I don't know
who
who the fuck?
That's your fucking dude from back in the day, no?
I don't know who you talking about.
You ain't tell me that was your man.
I didn't tell you nobody was my man, nigga.
You did tell me you fucked with Shemar Moore when he did Soul Train, because he used to
host Soul Train, right?
Who?
No, now, don't worry about it.
Shemar Moore hosted Soul Train?
You put me on. I didn't put you anywhere. What the fuck did you talk about? All right, forget it. Don't worry about it. Jamar Moore hosted Soul Train. You put me on.
I didn't put you anywhere.
What the fuck are you talking about?
All right, forget it.
Don't worry.
All right, I'm lying.
Wait, so it's so he ass in the balcony?
Yes.
And he don't know who Jamar Moore is.
And he can swim.
I just, I get my black carpet vote.
Yeah, yeah, you fucking up out here, man.
Wait, you trying to ridicule him for eating ass in Jamaica on a balcony?
Nigga, I was on a balcony in New Jersey.
What the fuck is you talking about?
I'm in some front yards upstate New York eating ass.
That's not what I'm ridiculing.
I'm frustrated with that thick ass.
I'm trying to, would you do the cuff right so I could get my whole shit underneath the asshole
like what the fuck is you doing
get your big ass thigh up
yo what's wrong with this
that's my baby you knew I was going to
eat some ass on Memorial Day.
I'm talking about him feeling liberated enough to state that on the pod when he's so secretive about other shit.
I'm not secretive.
No, you the panda bear.
That's pandering?
No, no, no, that's not.
That's pandering.
All right, never mind.
That's good, that's good.
Now you good.
This guy here.
Now you good, I'm good.
Yo, before we go any further, wait, you ain't no ass in Buffalo good I'm good yo before we go any further
wait you ain't
you ain't no ass
in Buffalo
I'm still
I've never
ate no ass
in Buffalo
there ain't no ass
up there in New York
wherever you was at
Dunkers
he was somewhere
anything outside
of the Bronx
he was somewhere
it's Buffalo
alright listen
real quick
off of a
tossing salad
for a minute
but I ain't done it in a
Alright
I'll do it
I'm still the man at this shit
Well I'm still ill at this
Gobble gobble
I think I wanted some seconds
Ass
You ever want some ass
seconds
I'm getting in trouble
alright so listen let's move on to
something
that probably should have been spoken about first
cause it's really important
a really growing issue and I'm not sure
if the powers that be
or even the viewing public
really see what's going on.
So over the weekend,
a new episode of LeBron and Maverick Carter's show,
The Shop, was released on HBO Max.
Shout out to HBO.
I really love those guys.
Shout out to Showtime, too,
for telling my lawyer to fuck off
about that whole Tekashi
Doc thing.
That's what they said?
Yeah.
Hey.
They could tell him to fuck right off.
What is it, email?
Scram.
Scram.
Fair use.
Now what?
Do something.
All right.
I'm not doing nothing.
But I love HBO Max.
Me too.
So I watched this show, and Jay-Z was on the show.
And LeBron was on the show.
I didn't see the whole episode.
You didn't see it?
No.
Really good episode.
Really good episode.
He told some really great DMX stories.
Told some really good tour stories.
And just about his upbringing.
It was really, really great.
Half hour or hour?
Really great.
Half hour.
That shit too short.
Yeah, that's too short.
Was it only 30 minutes?
Yeah, that's the only thing with the shop that shit is mad short you can't have hova for a
half hour bro and you could tell they get into more shit right because you can see where they
chop it so i'm sure the conversation is just banging right but we don't get it we get a half
an hour you guys are stepping on my really important point about this show that I haven't seen anyone else make so I have to get it out
The Barber
I think I've had
the same thoughts but go ahead
it's time
let's
somebody has to say it
yo now listen LeBron, listen to my last album.
He was jamming in a locker room.
It's just a Laker fan.
You know, we don't want smoke with him or Dallas.
But this barber has to get off of the show.
He has to stop pretending to cut people's hair
and i don't what really is is has me peeved here is i don't think this was lebron's idea
and i don't think it was maverick's idea and the barber knew not to go near hove with that
fucking cape he went to everybody else and i'm watching the whole time and i'm like
yo nobody's gonna ask the barber to leave the room and stop pretending to cut people's hair
so we can hear this really important conversation that is a suit that is some suit in the back
in the boardroom in the meeting that said this is what will make it barber shop talk actual barber yeah
a barber
and then LeBron was like
you gotta cut somebody's hair right
and the guy said
no
he can just throw a cape on you
and pretend to touch your hair
and tap the back of your hair
I'm watching this shit like
why hasn't anybody said
that we could save
some budget money
by just removing
the pretend barber
now moving on to the actual episode it was really good that we could save some budget money by just removing the pretend barber.
Now, moving on to the actual episode,
it was really good and I enjoyed the show.
It was good.
I enjoyed the show and I enjoy all the outlets where we get to hear from people
we don't typically hear from.
Parks is man on this show.
I really wish I would have learned Spanish at some point.
I do.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
Yeah.
Bad Boney? Yeah, come on. He was on point. I do. Oh, Bad Bunny? I'm so mad. I'm so mad. Yeah. Bad Bunny?
Yeah.
Come on.
He was on there.
He was a guy, man.
Damn.
What I like is they take a real random group of people and put them on there.
They'll go get Drake and put him on with somebody that you wouldn't partner Drake up with.
You know what I'm saying?
And they try to include a female all the time right which is
dope to get the feminine perspective a woman a woman's perspective yo but where should big sean
go i can't figure out where he belongs on the mountain. And the barber got the mask on.
Yo.
First of all, the barber got on some fucking Dior sneakers.
He getting that money.
He is cutting too much fake hair.
He is cutting.
Yo.
Yo, when I was in L.A., I called up my L.A. barber,
who has been my L.A. barber since like 2012.
Shout out to Darren, man. And I called him up after not being out there for a little while pandemic all that shit ain't
seen him and he said uh yeah man i'll be right there but before i get there let me just tell you
that the my rate went uh went up since you've been gone and i'm going to patch you into my
new assistant so she can schedule the time it was was mad different than I never knew. It ain't what it used to be.
It was mad different.
Assistant.
I'm like, whoa, buddy.
What's the new rate?
She put $20 on top.
I said, man, go on.
Go ahead, man.
I'm sending that over.
I was happy to pay it.
Of course.
$20.
Y'all don't care.
I'm just getting right back to the world changing all around.
If it would have been $50. I'd have gave it to him. What would you pay? I'd have gave it to him. Of course. 20 bucks. Y'all don't care. I'm just getting right back to the world changing all around. If it would have been
$50.
I'd have gave it to him.
What was you paying?
Quick question,
just real quick
on the subject
of barbers and shit.
What was y'all paying
for the haircut
when the pandemic
first hit
and all the shops
were shut down?
You had to sneak
and get a cut?
I wasn't getting a cut.
Oh, you wasn't?
I was letting it woof.
I'm just asking.
No, I was sneaking.
I was sneaking too.
And it was getting taxed. Nah, my barbers... I was sneaking too and it was getting taxed
nah my husband
I got taxed
my barber's
60
I spent like 50
60
oh that's the price for me
oh nah
I just paid out
you rich
yeah it's different
I'm not
I just fell for bankruptcy
that's what rich people do
no I did the broke version
they keep their wealth
no I don't have it
I don't have it
I've lost
anything of value no no no i'm not shutting up that's the reason for a lot of my
turmoil going on doing great oh man i'm doing good yo the creators keep creating y'all y'all
keep creating out there yo shit is sweet out here i said that shit to all types of shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So no, it's gone.
Everything.
I lost it all.
I don't even have clothes.
All right, where were we?
What's happening?
All right, Da Barber.
Hov, the beautiful DMX story you told about.
I loved hearing that because every artist has that story about the artist that cracked their ass at a performance.
And Hov was talking about learning from all the people on that tour because they had an amazing stage show.
And while he was widely considered the best lyricist,
his stage show, yeah, had a lot, left a lot to be desired.
Yeah, he was saying it was X, it was Red, it was Meth, it was...
He said X and Meth and red just flying around
on that ring
on the little helicopter
I remember that too
I remember that too
yeah I remember that
and he said X comes out
he starts growling
he said he made the men
go crazy
the men cried
the women cried
he took his shirt off
and then at the end
he said a prayer
and now the whole building
is crying
and I got
it's a hard night for us he said I prayer and now the whole building is crying and I got it's a hard night
for us
he said I was like
yo now
your go
he was like
what the
oh he was the closer
yeah
how do I come on
after that
following up X
yeah the nuts
and he you know
he runs
I want to hear more
stories like that
from artists
yeah that's dope
that's super dope
and he was like
X was the most competitive dude.
You can't play with them dudes
who have an ill stage show.
Busta and them.
Yeah.
Like, you be thinking
shit is sweet.
Busta's another one?
Yeah.
Oh my God, man.
You go on after him.
You gotta see it.
You gotta see it.
I saw Busta
when we were at
Tech N9ne tour.
One of them tours
and the stop was Denver
in that big, big, big venue that's outdoors with the rocks.
Red Rock.
Red Rock.
And Tech 9 was there, so you knew he was the man, and he was going to kill his show.
And I think Busta went on right after Tech or before.
So that one-two punch, that building, nighttime, it was going crazy.
Busta turned that shit out.
I would imagine it would be tough to follow him.
He might have been one of the headlines.
And he's got mad fucking hits.
And he got hits.
And he got stadium records.
And he's got stars doing those dances.
See, when you got that whole-
He's got call and response with the audience.
That's what I'm saying.
You have that formula.
He's got coordinated choreography, dance moves.
And records that, hey, this don't even have to be your favorite record,
but this record was made for a show.
Right.
That motherfucking, uh.
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum I didn't really like that song yet. Break Your Neck. Break Your Neck. I didn't really love that song until I saw him perform it.
And I was like,
oh, that's why you need that.
That's why you need one of those in the top.
Listen,
as soon as I got signed
to fucking Def Jam,
they had the bright idea.
No, as soon as I made Pump It Up.
They had the bright idea
of sending me on tour
with fucking Lil Jon.
You know, that's the end.
That was the end
of your time at Def Jam.
Don't.
No, that's the end that was the end of your time with def jen don't no that's the end of the story and he was such a sweet like little john's such a sweet soft-spoken guy like until until this until it goes on yeah joe man you're gonna do great man you just feel
good you got this man he was like encouraging man he went up there and did all that shit and we was
in the south and i had never been to the south and then david banner went up there and did some
south shit and i had never been like in the south at a show then chingy goes up there as a new artist
talking all this there and her and here i want to pump it up. They wasn't trying to pump nothing up.
I had some horror stories.
Walk with me and
give him a little 10 minutes.
Listen, man,
I don't know what I was doing.
I don't know what I was doing,
but glad it's over.
Fire.
Glad it's over
and salute to all of those gentlemen.
No doubt.
Salute to them.
Yeah, they made me go
and prove my stage show.
I'm sure.
They made me go
try to prove my stage show.
That's dope though.
I want to hear that story from more artists. That stage show. I'm sure. They made me go try to improve my stage show. But that's dope, though. Yeah. I want to hear that
story from more artists. Nah, that's dope. I do.
You heard what Ron said. He said
Drake's first tour.
Maybe he said on Drake's first tour,
like, at date number two,
he was out there on some bullshit, and by date
number 50, he was like,
he's a star. He got it.
You know what I'm saying? Like, you learn.
It's like sports. Yeah. No, it know what I'm saying? You learn. It's like sports.
No, it's true.
What else is important?
There was a versus. A versus battle.
Swiss Beats versus Timberland.
This was on Sunday night. The rematch. This was the
rematch. These two brothers have already
faced off. I think they
started the versus thing a year ago.
This was the one year anniversary rematch type
of thing of Majiggy.
Live at Club Live.
Live at Club Live.
React.
I didn't watch that shit. I was driving.
I was eating ass on the balcony.
I'm not thinking about Versus.
It's hard to do.
This is the first weekend that we're allowed
out and able to see people and do things. It's hard to do. It was like versus that ass. This is the first weekend that we were allowed out and able to see people do things.
It's probably a bad time to schedule this, personally, for me, in my opinion.
Yeah, I agree.
It's Memorial Day weekend, dog.
Like, nobody's going to be in their house, weather permitting, to watch the versus.
The weather was bad.
It rained all weekend in New York.
Everybody was in the house.
Nobody moved.
No, I'm saying it's a national thing.
So most places, it didn't rain.
And a lot of motherfuckers go away.
People's in Aruba.
People's all over the world.
So they not thinking about this.
Well, Memorial Day weekend, I lose track of what day it is anyway.
So Sunday, I thought it was Saturday.
And Monday, I thought it was Sunday.
Today, I thought I had a free Monday.
I was like, oh, fuck.
I got to go in here and talk about some shit.
I didn't do shit all weekend, but eat ass.
I was with you, buddy.
What's the problem, Ish?
I didn't see this.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
And Ish eats ass, so I don't know why he's doing it.
Yeah, why you know what I do in my bedroom?
Because we're friends and we talk.
I've never told you that I've eaten anybody's ass.
So you don't eat ass?
So you don't eat ass is what you're saying?
So you don't eat ass.
It's not my forte.
It's not what I typically do.
You know, that's funny you say that.
What do you think your forte is?
Feet.
Can I hear that?
Feet.
Things that you tip.
Feet.
I'll tell you that.
That nigga's forte.
Things that you tip are his feet.
I mean, he brought it up.
The worst possible forte.
But you won't eat ass.
Got it. You'll eat feet without ass? You'll the worst possible forte. But you won't eat ass. Got it.
You'll eat feet, but not ass?
It'll suck some feet germs.
All day.
Twice on Sunday.
Yeah, I'll see the logic there.
Hey, fam, you don't have to see it.
You're right.
I'm not opposed to what somebody does in their bedroom.
I'm not saying I've never eaten a girl's ass.
I'm 45 years old.
What I'm saying is just not my go-to.
Okay.
Cool.
Okay. Well. Okay.
We'll leave it alone.
Well, Swiss is a friend of the show, but I'm sure he would understand that niggas is eating
ass on Memorial Day weekend and not watching the rematch of Timberland versus Swiss Beats.
Yeah, I might throw that on the gym tomorrow.
I mean, if you're looking at the club, they looking like, could y'all get the fuck out
of here so we could party?
No, no, no.
If you was there, I'm sure they was partying.
They were jamming because between these two men, they don't. If you was there, I'm sure they was partying. They were jamming
because between these two men,
they don't look like
they jamming, bro.
They're not jamming.
They're not jamming.
It's live.
I think they're jamming.
Memorial Day.
And if it cost me
to get in this club.
Yes, indeed.
That's not what I want to hear.
On a normal Sunday,
it's a nut.
I'm sure I would.
That's not what I want to hear
on a normal Sunday.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I think that they're jamming.
But if they're not jamming, I'm going to say it's not because of the music.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, no, just because it's more of a concert experience than a regular club experience.
But the concert experience changes when the two performers are the producers, I feel like.
For sure.
When it's not the actual act that made the song.
Like, look at these two dudes.
They look like the wealthiest dudes ever.
They're in Miami, all their friends, jewelry out.
We made hits for the last 20, 25 years.
I was just getting to that point.
Watch this.
It's a bunch of 24-year-olds in here that don't know half of them songs.
You should know them records.
You should know them records.
But that's not what they go into Miami to hear.
That's not what they hear.
They want to hear you.
See, I just don't want to see Timbaland like this.
And he looks great.
He looks great.
I don't know if that's the Fendi pajamas.
I don't know what's going on.
But he looks great.
I just don't want to see him.
I don't want to see that.
So I didn't.
I ain't ask.
Yeah.
And from what I saw, because I did go back and see some of it it
looked like it was a reenactment of the first battle just done properly now uh they played a
lot of the same songs a lot of the same records this just looked like it had the triller jasmine
to it which was big lights club live beautiful audience uh They had that shit on.
It looked good.
I don't know how many people viewed it.
I don't know how the numbers did.
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
I'm good.
Yeah.
I'm not watching it. Salute to them.
They built something from nothing, so I'm going to always salute it.
They got to start putting these shits on Thursdays or something where you might be at the crib,
but you might still want to have a drink or two.
I like that they do it on weekends.
Just not a holiday
weekend. Not now that shit is open.
Outside open, it's summertime.
Do that shit on a Wednesday night when somebody's in the
middle of their week and it's home
and they with it. Not even Thursday.
Do that shit on a Wednesday. But you know if
everybody were to think that. If everybody were
to think, yo, were to think yo let me
outside is open
so
shit ain't about to perform
like it's supposed to
and they were hesitant
and doubtful
and didn't do it
then what would we have
no the powers that be
people have that
I feel like Versus
is one of those things
that could be here to stay
even with outside being open
I agree with that
you just have to be strategic
in the day you post it
yeah
yeah I'm with Ish on that you just gotta do it strategic In the day you post it Yeah Yeah I'm with Ish on that
You just gotta do it
On the right day
Yeah
I think midweek
I'm not against it
Again
People got kids
Shit like that
That they're home
To watch this
You know what I mean
Like it's single mothers
It's parents
Getting ready for the next day
Work
Homework
All that shit
They're home
This is cool
This is a level of enjoyment
But I'm not gonna Specifically stay home On a Saturday night To watch this for the next day, work, homework, all that shit, they're home. This is cool. This is a level of enjoyment,
but I'm not going to specifically stay home
on a Saturday night
to watch this.
Versus has become,
it went from,
you must watch TV
to if I ain't doing
nothing else,
I'll catch it.
Yeah.
That's kind of what I'm saying.
All right, if I'm home.
But isn't that all
contingent on the matchup?
Yes.
Yeah.
No.
No matter what you was doing this week,
and if Earth, Wind & Fire versus the Isley brothers was there,
niggas was sitting down and watching.
That's true.
I might have it playing in the background while I hit the ass.
I disagree.
You definitely hit ass though.
You're not hitting ass.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So that will play in the background.
I don't think people want fire.
You wouldn't hit ass to Earth, Wind & Fire and Isley.
No, that's what I'm saying.
You specifically would.
We would.
I'm just saying we're playing.
I'm not sure that I'm eating ass to Swiss and Tim yelling at each other on stage. Well, in'm saying specifically would. We would. I'm just saying we're playing. I'm not sure that
I mean that's the
Swiss and Tim
yelling at each other
on stage.
Well, in Buffalo
it would have to be
Griselda.
Yeah, probably so.
Also in Versus news,
right?
Soulja Boy and
Bow Wow have been
going back and forth
over the weekend.
Apparently Bow Wow
has not signed
his contract yet.
Can I give my
thoughts on that?
Sure.
I don't think
there is a contract. I think they're trying to build hype on that? Sure. I don't think there is a contract.
I think they're trying to build hype to get a contract.
I don't think, that's why I asked you when you first said it, is it official?
You was like, it's been announced.
I'm like, no.
Is it versus official?
Because I think they're trying to build hype, build hype.
If you look at the blogs lately, Soulja Boy's in the news every day for something different.
That's true.
Well, he has a record out that he's trying to shoot up the charts exactly so i'm thinking this would help
the record this would help whatever else he's trying to run and yo let's get this versus going
okay fine they don't want to offer a versus we're going to build the hype and make the fans demand
the verses and then you will you'll give us the back for it. I'm going to lose some points here with the men,
but Soulja Boy's record is called
She Make It Clap or Make It Clap, right?
You know I hate when they make it clap.
I'm just saying that and we're going to move on.
I hate when they make it clap.
No, no, we're not going to move on from that.
I hate that.
I think it's one of the dumbest inventions ever.
The actual just making it clap part. The girl that is just jumping up and down. She stands there and goes like that. I think it's one of the dumbest inventions ever. The actual just making it clap part.
The girl that is just jumping up and down.
She stands there and clap.
The thunderclap.
The thunderclap.
Fam, it is the most annoying thing in the world to me.
It's just a trick.
Yeah.
It's just a trick because every girl can't do it.
So that's why.
That's what it's about.
Just stop.
They should stop.
Stop.
Nah.
Stop it.
Yo, that's your opinion.
Somebody might throw him on at a two for that.
All right.
Moving on.
All right.
That's an interesting opinion, Ice.
But yeah, that's what I think about.
There is no contract for this.
Well, well, there is a...
Hey, look at Johnny Blaze.
Go ahead, Johnny Blaze.
Friend of the show.
There's no contract for this.
And Soulja Boy and swiss were seen on the
internet telling bow wow to hurry up and sign his contract to which bow wow replied and said
nigga i'm the main attraction here you will wait until i feel like signing the contract
you hit me up not the other way around remember that so my take from reading that ice was ah this
is the psychological warfare going on before the battle takes place.
Somebody has to sun somebody.
I say that with every versus.
Bow Wow is starting the sunning early.
The end.
I'm going to watch that if it happens.
I have nothing else to report on versus.
Salute to Timbaland.
Salute to Swiss.
Yeah, I'm going to watch it.
Yeah, just don't put it on no holiday weekend.
Someone be outside. If it's 4th of. Yeah, I'm going to watch it. Just don't put it on no holiday weekend. It's 4th of July weekend.
Well, the next holiday weekend they're going to act like
it's not really a holiday.
Father's Day.
Oh, well, that's
my birthday weekend.
Juneteenth. That's my birthday.
Is the 19th?
Yep.
And Father's Day is the 20th.
Yeah, June 19th. See that And Father's Day is the 20th. Yeah, June 19th.
See that, ladies?
Respect our day.
Respect our day.
They're not going to respect it.
Look, you niggas
is crying already.
Nah, honestly.
You niggas is crying already.
If I say what I'm going to say,
it's going to say I'm pandering.
Shorty go,
she do her damn thing.
Like, I have that whole weekend.
Last year was amazing.
She got a whole bunch
Of shit playing
Like
I'm cool
You on zip line?
No I'm not going zip line
I know my limits
Nigga
Your daughter is one
Last year
Father's day bro
That's when they love us still
And my birthday
Same shit
Together
They give us
A good father's day
When they love
When the baby's one
Your birthday fell
Around the same time
As father's day
I was born on father's day And yes Oh you were like You a good father's day when the baby's one? Your birthday fell around the same time as father's day?
I was born on father's day.
Yes.
Oh, you were like a father father.
I was my father's father's day.
It seems like he's been waiting
for the right time
to say that though.
I was born.
I think you know this about me.
I've given out
Snapple facts about you.
Actually, yes.
She did.
She got me birthday gifts
last year and father's day gifts. She got you some yes. She did. She got me birthday gifts last year and Father's Day gifts.
She got you some Apple shit?
Nah.
She got me this weed whacker
and all that shit.
The shit you get a father.
The fire shit.
Nice.
Shit for the crib.
And then she bought me
some fly shit for my birthday.
What are you hoping to get
this year for Father's Day?
Ball more.
Blow a doll.
A drill.
She got that
a drill
yeah eat the blow up doll's ass
you nasty nigga
you do that
we can move on
it's okay
it's okay
we can move on
cause two of them here
is half stepping
and don't really do it anyway
anyway
what else do we have
y'all done with verses
yeah
what's the next verses
outside of Bow Wow Soldier Boy
what's the next one
I've heard rumor
but I don't it hasn't been announced so I'll leave Soulja Boy. What's the next one? I've heard Rumor, but it hasn't
been announced
so I'll leave it alone.
Who?
Brew the tea.
Kim and Trina.
That's not happening.
Who's Kim?
Not Lil' Kim.
What the fuck
you talking about, nigga?
Trina gonna be
in the verses
with Lil' Kim?
Wait, are you saying hold on
must be some girl named Kim
from Newark
this nigga's crazy
Trina's also a brother
say Trina
why you wanna answer him
the rumor
that I heard
was Lil' Kim versus Trina it's been signed and they just haven't announced it you, Mike? Trina. The rumor that I heard was Lil' Kim versus Trina.
It's been signed, and they just haven't announced it yet.
Well, you heard that in Trina House.
I personally don't like this shit happening.
I told y'all before.
I'm 100% against this.
Tell us where you heard this at.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
All right, good.
Well, did you tell them they lying?
I said this better not happen.
I'd love for it to be announced so I can get these jokes off.
That does not happen.
I hope not.
It's going to be a very bad day if it do.
I have the utmost respect for Trina.
Tons.
Yo, what is wrong with you?
No, we do respect Trina.
Don't say tons.
I was trying to be politically correct.
Dog, you can't have no fucking versus battle
with little fucking iconic Kim and Trina.
Is that the end of your statement?
He's not all the way wrong.
No, he's 100% right.
That was going up to Mount Rushmore
and then dropping down to Camden.
Yo.
You gonna get banned from Miami.
You want to go to Miami.
I don't like Miami.
He don't go to Miami.
He think Aruba's Miami.
I'm gonna go to Miami.
For what?
For what?
Yo, his girl got a hold on him.
Why would you go to Miami? Why would you go to Miami? Thinking hold on him why would you go to Miami
why would you go to Miami
thinking about Miami
why would I go to Miami
I don't know
it's a beautiful city
no
and I could stay on that plane
for another 45 minutes
and be somewhere
way better
with Seattle
way after 45 minutes
get you
nigga you just went
to a Cleveland game
shut up and take your ass
to Miami
I went to the game I didn Shut up and take your ass to Miami.
I went to the game.
I didn't go to Cleveland to go hang out
and be chilling.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
That might be your bag.
That's your Miami.
Anyway, yeah.
He tapped us too.
Yo, I'm going to head
to Cleveland this week.
We're like, we don't care.
He made the Clevelander.
We don't care.
The Clevelander. Yo. Y'all ever fucked in a Clevelander. We don't care. The Clevelander.
Yo.
Y'all ever fucked in a Clevelander?
No.
Y'all ain't fucked nowhere.
I've never spent a night in a Clevelander.
Yo, y'all ever fucked?
Yo, you spent a night in a Clevelander?
No, nigga.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I know I'm looking.
The Clevelander.
Exactly.
Are you fucking smoking?
But you just said you got some ass in there.
Nigga, the little hotel we went to when I pulled up,
little motel, don't act like that wasn't a,
don't do that.
Don't act like we better than people,
because we not.
You said Patouille.
Why would I spend a night in the Cleveland?
Now you not better than nobody.
Nigga, if I went to Miami and I was broke,
I saved up enough money to look like,
you know what I mean?
I know.
I wasn't in a Clevelander.
So why would you fuck him? I might have been in front of the
Lowe's. Yo, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, I have to do this.
Yeah, I was in front of the Lowe's when I had to
make it look like something with the scooter.
The real, the fast one, the good one.
I'm the only dude at the... You still haven't answered my question. I'm the only dude at the scooter place.
Yo, which one the fastest?
I'm going to test drive the scooter.
Why did you fuck in the Clevelander?
Ish, I didn't fuck in the Clevelander.
You just asked us if we fucked in the Clevelander.
Yo, can we just move on, man?
Yeah, please.
Just please.
Moving right along.
Somebody shout out Prime 112 in Miami while we're on the topic.
Everybody all right?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Two people were injured.
One of them critically injured.
Who shoots up like a nice restaurant?
I don't know if y'all have been paying attention.
They're shooting everywhere.
It's outside.
I'm trying to shut up because I feel like twice a week I come in here and talk about all the
violence and rough thing in the shootings. And I feel like I'm adding to some shit. So feel like twice a week I come in here and talk about all the violence and rough things and the shootings.
And I feel like I'm adding some shit.
So I don't want to do that.
But they shooting everywhere.
I'm staying at home.
That's what I keep saying.
Stay home.
They are shooting.
They outside.
This summer might be a little too lit for me.
Yeah, but Prime.
Guess what they not shooting?
Home.
45 minutes past Miami, they not shooting.
And that's why the fuck I stay out of it.
I couldn't believe this when I read it
because Prime 112, if you've never been,
is right across from Prime Italian.
It's a main intersection, a lot of traffic,
a lot of reservations,
a lot of studious people there, right?
It's not the place that you would expect.
Is there any...
Let me take that back.
That's part of the new world opening.
I'm about to say it's not the place
you would expect a shootout to happen.
But why not?
Why not?
Because we don't attribute
high-end
places with jokers packing guns and willing to let them go. because we don't attribute we don't attribute high end places
with jokers packing
guns and willing to let them go
even if you pack one you're not
really willing to let it go in a
Beverly Center
can somebody tell Ish if they came out with
a cooler slang for pack
I'm asking can we say
holster or say something
say tolten
if you got it on you
toting steel
are these young men out here
toting blue steel
the iron
asshole yo
yo fam what the fuck would possess one of y'all
to shoot at Prime 112?
The carrot cake is amazing.
See, but this is what happens.
You go out and this is all that on-site, on-site, on-site, on-site, on-site.
What if on-site is that fucking a dinner reservation?
There's got to be a time out for on-site.
No, it ain't.
You the new barbecue, man.
No.
It's not time out on-site.
Fam, I just ordered a ribeye.
I am not dressed to shoot
And they shoot
If you stay ready
You ain't gotta get ready
Get ready
I don't want to live like that
I don't want to be anywhere
Where that's happening
But I'm saying they ready
These young niggas is ready
Bro I ain't gonna
Yo traveling back
I said
You're not even safe
If you across the street
At prime Italian
You're not safe
Bro you're not safe
Nowhere in that little
No you're not safe
Ain't it like a little Cul-de-sac right there like a little little parking lot and shit right there if you
got ops and you got beef you move like you're not safe no it is a parking lot over there yeah period
don't matter where you at church don't matter hospital and then you go around the corner from
prime seafood i think like it's a lot no more memorial day we got a lot of people so for you to let go out there you really don't give a fuck or you saw the op okay i hope what
happens if you're a rapper and i don't know that a rapper had anything to do with this they're
reporting that they brung in a few people for questioning i won't say anything about that
because i'm gonna wait for that to unfold i don't want to use my platform to add some miscellaneous out there but just real um the one rapper was releasing no charges thank god
thank god and i hope that continues to be the case i hope they don't i hope if they further
investigate there's nothing there because you know that would do something that would do something to
my brain you just said if you see the op if you see see the op. If you have real beef, that's what it means.
I guess.
See, and that's why I want us to stop casually saying this shit and promoting this shit.
Everybody ain't got ops.
But everybody running around, op, op, op, op, op, op, op.
Niggas love you.
Shut up.
No, but not just that.
Some of these niggas got ops, bro.
But you know what the op is
yes the opposition somebody said what's beat some that and niggas got that though not all right we
all right but i'm talking about the rest of these niggas the people that are just rooting for your
downfall it's not your op it's not your op somebody's just hating on you a little bit
that is not an op but when you got the op is the nigga that is going to end you.
Yeah, they glorifying it down.
I'm not going to prom with you.
For real, what the fuck?
Come on, man.
That could be anywhere.
That could be Starless.
That could be anywhere
and anybody.
You fucking right
it could be Starless.
That's what I'm saying though.
That shit can happen
anywhere today.
Yo, Ice, one of the first things I do when I
walk in these spots is see which street
niggas I know and which street
niggas I don't know and which street
niggas are friendly with the other street
niggas cause when a bunch of
different cliques get around
you can tell the street niggas
that are friendly with the other street
niggas right now I'm from somewhere in school
and you can tell normally way ahead when they ain't.
When there's some tension over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could tell.
And I'm out.
I'm leaving.
I ain't sticking around.
I was just getting ready to say, lately we've been seeing an increase in fighting in the airport and on planes and shit.
Have y'all seen the videos going out?
I know that.
There's a lot of that lately.
And you remember my man that was tasing folks at the airport from the fighting so he was like yeah they was fighting yo where why are these fighting at the no you remember the
cop was tasing the dudes that was oh yeah yeah so just i've seen the question like yo why are
all these people fighting at the airport all of a sudden and yo a bunch of people drunk that don't fuck with each other don't necessarily fuck
with each other in the same tight space it's gonna happen oh wait so you're talking about the one
when the cop was tasing yeah there was the other video where they just got it on at the gate i
seen them fighting on the plane on the planes in the air somebody put a camera phone out and they
rock it on the plane i mean i felt like fighting on a plane before.
I can see how it was.
Like, this shit is happening more and more.
Damn, you're seeing a bunch of jokers fighting on a plane?
Nigga, I will put you between 13 A and B.
You will be in the, like the little armrest.
You will be an armrest in between these little seats, dude.
I'm not playing with none of y'all on this plane.
But what I said, I said all of that to say,
I said all of that to say I said all of that to say
when I was coming back
from the trip
in the airport
I said yo
I see how this shit happens
like I'm looking at niggas drunk
bumping into each other
like I see it
and it's a lot of people
traveling more
for the first time
shit like that
like bro
I can see how these
the boondocks used to say
nigga moments I can see how these, the boondocks used to say, nigga moments.
I can see how a nigga moment occurs.
Hey, it's funny that you say that.
One of my favorite things to do when I'm taking a trip in the airport and I'm going to my gate is to guess the nigga gates.
I like to guess the nigga gates.
I like to look at Houston.
I like to look at Atlanta. I like to look at Atlanta.
I like to look at Florida.
You can just make it see.
And as I walk by, I'll be like, oh, I can see how I can get on over here.
You and your crew going somewhere.
Another crew going.
Exactly.
Hey, you see it every year before All-Star weekend, before the award shows.
You can just pick any flight, and you're going to be on there with somebody.
You're going to land with somebody.
And y'all going to see each other in the airport,
outside the airport.
It's happening.
Hey, I just saw two white dudes fighting in a baseball game.
That happens a lot.
Yeah, that's regular shit.
Yeah, but this one white dude,
I guess he was fighting a dad
and it looked like either a young friend or his son.
And he was tearing ass. He was with a girl. and it looked like either a young friend or his son. And he was tearing ass.
He was with a girl.
They arrested him.
Everybody ops.
I don't have any ops.
Me neither.
Me neither.
I want to say that.
I don't have any ops.
If you think you're my op, let's fix that.
If anybody out there thinks that I'm an op of yours, you're wrong.
Yeah, I don't have no beef with you.
I got mad love for you.
I got mad love for you.
I want you to succeed and do well.
Just probably not in the same space
as me.
You're wrong.
Hey, it take two people to have an argument.
This is true.
I ain't got...
Listen, man. That's fucked up. I do have a list of people who think I'm their op. this is true I ain't got listen man
I do have a list of people who think I'm
they up
but how they know I'm not
shooting none of y'all
I'm not killing none of y'all I'm not buying a gun for none of you
niggas I'm not breaking a
not nan law for one of
y'all bankruptcy is doing me
great I am
not losing
anything else
anymore.
This guy's a nut, yo.
Nah, that's real shit, though.
Y'all be careful out here, man.
That's all I got to say.
Y'all just be careful.
Be careful, bro.
We gotta stop,
but we gotta stop pushing it.
Right?
Like, we gotta stop pushing it.
Like, in the baby songs,
and I fuck with him.
He talks about shooting a nigga.
He done beat two bodies, right?
I don't know. I know he beat
one. I mean, I don't know nothing.
I ain't speaking on his business. Nah, no, it was
a public record. I know he beat at least one.
Alright, well, the public gotta search records to get it.
I ain't just gonna give you all this.
Niggas be like, that's a public record.
Anybody ain't searching public records.
Nah, but again, if you can get away with a couple. The Baby is another you all. Niggas be like, that's public record. Anybody ain't searching public records. Nah, but again,
if you can get away
with a couple.
The Baby is another
one of them niggas
that you should probably
leave him alone
if he's shooting this video.
Yeah.
And that's one of my
favorite videos.
He was shooting that video
somewhere and them
niggas came up.
In like Charlotte.
No, in Georgia.
It was in Georgia.
It was in Georgia.
He like, bruh.
Bad idea.
Bad, bad idea. I'm not checking in like, bruh. Bad idea. Bad.
I'm not checking in nowhere, bruh.
That's exactly what he said.
I'm only going to R&B events this year.
They wild too.
That's true though.
R&B singers been beefing.
I'm cool.
Festivals are back.
Listen.
What the fuck do you think is about to happen at these festivals?
Oh, fam.
Hey.
Who's going to these festivals?
I kind of want to go, but now they're- No, I know they're going, but I want to talk to the people that are going to say-
Be careful.
And the list is crazy.
That's it.
The list is crazy.
That's it.
I'm tempted to go to some of these.
The one that's right at Citi Field I kind of want to go to, but you're right, though.
It might be a little too hectic this year.
Rolling Loud.
Callie.
Rolling Loud last year or two years ago
started just,
the cops just started picking artists off of there
to say, no, y'all can't perform
and we're not telling you why.
Because there was also,
wasn't there a shooting or something
at one of them shits?
I keep trying to not allude to some of this stuff.
I think when they're shooting,
now we're such and such and such and such,
they got to shooting around at each other.
Yes, something happened.
Be careful, man, if you go into these shits.
Look, and Rolling Loud lineup is beautiful.
Every rapper in the world.
Every rapper in the world.
Wiz, French, Ty Dolla $ign, J. Cole,
Koi Black, Gunna, Tyga Slayley.
And that's just a Friday.
Every rapper that exists will be at Rolling Loud.
Holy shit, Chris Brown and Young Thug are performing.
God.
That shit look all right.
That shit looks ridiculous.
Look at the Sunday line-up.
Nah, that looks great.
Life looks better.
That Sunday line-up look like it.
Livin' look good, too, man.
Future.
Hey, Buggy.
Yo, what you think about Livin'?
I love Livin'.
I'm addicted to it.
Livin' is that shit?
I'm addicted to it. I don't want to ever stop this. Man, boy, you're going to stop watching. I don living. I'm addicted to it. Living is that shit. I'm addicted to it.
I don't want to ever stop this.
Man,
you're going to stop wanting it.
I don't want to though.
Just because I know
what's going to happen
don't mean I have to want it.
As you age,
you might change your mind.
There's nothing wrong
with living, man.
Yeah, living is dope.
I'm going to live.
I'm going to live.
I'll read about this one.
Boyish,
you can't go anywhere to Florida.
Oh, this is California.
This one,
he can't go anywhere. It's California. Why can't go anywhere to Florida. Oh, this is in California. This one, he can't go anywhere.
It's California.
Why can't I go to Florida?
Maybe you can.
This guy is the man.
How quickly you forget.
Because you're going to try to,
yeah, word.
All right, moving right along,
moving right along,
moving right along.
Hold up.
Microphone check. One, two, one two one two two of the current kings on the mount rushmore for me yes sir touch a trippy violin missed out on my kids like for a year
and i got accepted some damn niggas never came to my shows and i felt neglected run us in my
uncle daddy his bed and she made me reckless Pouring up and they never sharing my meds And they ain't being extra
And I pay like
This is Dirkio, Lil Baby, Boyz II The Heroes
Off that project dropping Friday
Friday
The time is finally here
Friday is finally here
Smell my car, she gotta go check Japan
Take care of your family and them kids
Cause I'm too big on family
Fuck the fast cars
I imagine that this whole album is gonna be ridiculous
Yup
They previewing shit on Instagram that didn't make the album and that sounds ridiculous. It all sounds crazy. I'm like fam. I need that too
Are they on the same label? No, no, right?
This shit's hard
I thought Dirk floated, but Dirk did float.
He did.
But this nigga, man.
This nigga, man. I've been working shift to shift, but I keep fighting. I'm not far if I don't meet you like me. And I'm still with Sid still.
We the ones for real, for real.
I just got 204.
Walk through, I still drill.
High speed chase.
Lil Baby.
Yeah.
Lil Baby.
He had to remind in case niggas forgot.
But that's the problem.
You don't have to drill.
You just got to let niggas know.
The dodge is ready.
I can still peel them.
I be trying to put on a smile for them, but I don't really feel them.
I just spent $350 on a rich one for the second don't really feel him I just spent 350 on the rich
For the second time
I showed all my niggas
In the trenches
It's a better life
Never get too big for me to listen
I'll take your advice
I just told Dirk we rich forever
If we play it right
Just keep on being a voice
I'll be the hero
Everything I got is a profit
Started with zero
Ain't never turn my back on profit
That's why I come from
Started with zero
He is different man
that's my favorite line
of record right there
favorite line
everything's a profit
favorite line of the year
everything is profit
I feel like we've been
saying this a lot man
but
they different
baby's on the run boy
something has
you kind of have to
I don't know how you
deal with this
what you mean
where it gets a rapping
there's
there's nothing that nobody
could do now
like
Dirk is
Dirk is one of my favorite niggas
okay
currently like
he's that nigga
like for real for real like not jokey joke he's that dude one of my favorite niggas. Okay. Currently. He's that nigga. For real, for real.
Not jokey joke.
He's that dude.
One of the hottest young dudes.
Loved the singer.
Loved the melody.
Loved everything he do.
Loved how he referenced it.
But still with all of his tools, little baby, little baby, this.
We keep seeing little baby do.
He did it with Drake.
He did it with Cole.
He keep doing it.
The list, like, I don't know.
He's that dude.
I don't understand your question.
You said, what do you do with that?
Like, have you the competition?
There's nothing you do but offer him the beat.
Offer the beat.
Ask him if he would, does he like the chorus?
Do you want the first verse or second verse
where would you like to kill me
hey you want to do a little
back and forth
oh you probably don't
alright just go ahead
and do your verse
and I'll do mine
like what I'm saying
there's nothing you can do
they put him on a
Kirk Franklin record
he killed Kirk Franklin
he killed the
the positive
you know
community you know yeah
community
you know
yeah
everything
yeah
everything
this is a killing spree
yeah
one track
verbally
yeah
yes
look at that
we gotta say that now
damn this record
this album is dropping
Friday I might have to not pick my son up this weekend oh no Damn, this album is dropping Friday.
I might have to not pick my son up this weekend.
Oh, no.
Hey.
Hey.
All right, man.
You got to cut this off.
You know what I like about these two?
I got to pick my son up this weekend.
These are two rappers that are at the top of the game right now, right?
Are they two rappers?
No, no, no.
I'm getting to a point with that.
This is, for this generation, what everybody last generation wanted to Kendrick and Kola do.
Just give us the joint project, the two of y'all, both of y'all at the top, they giving that.
Like just that alone.
Good point.
You know what I'm saying?
Like the two tops never do a project together.
Drake wasn't letting them two niggas put an album out together.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Hey, Orpah got wind of that shit.
Going 40 so fast.
40.
Call them.
Tell them to stuff it.
Tell them to put a sock in their plans.
Views is coming.
But nah, yeah, like you don't get that though.
Because of the competition is usually so high, you don't get the though because of the competition it's usually so high
you don't get
the top two
willing to do
a joint project together
this nigga Lil Baby
gonna go and buy
all the Amiri shorts
he will
he will not leave
no Amiri shorts
for the rest of us
you know what else he bought
what
he bought an Amiri hat
I know he's buying
Amiri everything
and I was dying
when I saw it
why
because the Amiri hat I know he's buying Amiri everything and I was dying when I saw it why because
the Amiri hats are fly
moving on
you know
are they not fly
when he wears them
oh man
yeah don't worry about it
yeah
we cool
do you guys have
no we don't have
Amiri hats
do you have a hat that you'd, we don't have Amiri hats.
Do you have a hat that you'd like to offer in the Amiri hat challenge?
Nah, I'm cool.
No, you just think it's a bad hat.
Nah, I didn't say nothing about the hat.
I just said it was funny that he bought an Amiri hat.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, move it on.
I said move it on twice already.
Let's just move on.
I bought the Amiri overalls.
I don't think y'all understand who y'all fucking with like y'all seen some of the outfits i've gone outside in holy pajamas holy tank tops dirty stainy t-shirts. I've walked outside looking like misery in the flesh.
And y'all think y'all are going to shame me in a Miri hat?
Are you guys that stupid or no?
Fair.
We're not shaming you.
We just said move it over.
We're not shaming you.
Yeah, but you don't even get to move on me.
You don't even get to move on me.
Now, listen, we talking about the Miri shit with Baby,
and of course we kidding around.
Ha, ha, ha. But the Miriri shit ain't what i chuckled at the amiri shit all us little all us little fake bankrupt niggas could do it's when he pulled out that uh nba lewis baton collab
wait you looking at the amiri that was the smoke screen. It's the jacket, the book bag that he had placed strategically like product placement on the side.
It was the fucking custom-made Ferrari Escalade.
What is that?
What is that?
Wealthy.
Somebody tell me what car that is.
The seat is raised.
Hey, wait a minute.
This one almost got me in trouble this weekend.
He's doing all his fly shit, right?
Look at these pictures. He looks beautiful. Look at the book bag. It all looks great, right? The car. The seat is raised. Hey, wait a minute. This one almost got me in trouble this weekend. He's doing all his fly shit, right? Look at these pictures. He looks beautiful.
Look at the book bag. It all looks great, right?
The car. The seats is raised. Look at
that carpet. You don't know what type of car it is.
And then he went. This is what did it for me.
Then he went to the Laker game.
Sat on the floor. Who cares
that he sat on the floor? He sat on the floor
with his fucking baby
mama dressed like him.
Round of applause. Round of applause.
Round of applause.
Because I see all of y'all girls out there
that's reposting the older couple
that keeps dancing together
and y'all keep saying,
oh, I want that.
Oh, I'm an oh.
And me and my man dress together
and go to the cookout and dance together.
But then when I see little baby
and his baby moms that he may or may not be with i went and started asking some questions to the ladies
in my life and i said hey can i do that they said could you do what joe i said could i go to the
basketball game with one of my baby mothers that i'm not with. We're not together. We're matching. But we just cool.
We cool.
We co-parenting.
It's awesome.
Let her put on
some little matching shit.
Me put on some matching shit
and go to the game.
Can I do that?
I would love to hear this response.
Nigga, let's move on.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Don't call her.
No, I'm not calling anyone.
I'm not calling anybody. We're just going to move right along. But I love don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. Don't call her. No, I'm not calling anyone. I'm not calling anybody.
We're just going to move right along.
But I love that.
I love, look at these two.
Come on, man.
Stop playing with them.
Stop playing with them.
I'd love to see it.
Normalize sitting front row at the Laker game with your baby mom that you not with.
No.
This shit is not going to work.
But little baby is changing things for us
why can't it work though
here come wisdom
come on
nah
I mean
come on give him some wisdom man
I'm not the most
appropriate guy
to be asking that question
I'm just saying
to the why the fuck you ask it
that's why I just looked at you
I didn't even say anything to you bro
listen we can move on
that's dope we can move on. That's dope.
We can move on.
Shout out Lil Baby.
I can't wait for this project to drop.
Me neither.
And rappers, y'all going to have to huddle up and do a We All In The Same Gang to get
rid of this nigga.
Y'all going to have to self-destruction Lil Baby.
Yo, stop calling him to rap with you.
Well, he said in the record.
I ain't talking about Dirk.
He's done with features.
I ain't talking about Dirk because I do think that on this project, it's going to be a few
Dirk verses. I think Dirk is the one that could do it. I think Dirk. He's done with features. I ain't talking about Dirk because I do think that on this project it's going to be a few Dirk verses with.
I think Dirk is the one
that could do it.
I think Dirk is the one
that could do it.
Style is similar
and he's nice enough to do it.
But the rest of y'all,
man, leave this nigga in Atlanta
with his family and loved ones.
Stop calling him out
for massacres.
Stop calling him out
for homicides.
They ain't charging you niggas
for a homicide.
They ain't't gonna charge me
to kill me
if I'm paying
Lil Baby
$200,000
for the feature
I'm writing his verse
what are you teaching him
who Lil Baby is
come on let's move on
let's move on
I'm writing that
Lil Baby verse
if I pay $200,000
you gonna write the verse
for him
yeah
I'm writing that verse
so he can't write his own verse
no
can't let niggas like that
write their own shit
no
he call you out of retirement
you coming
gotcha
or maybe not
no
maybe not
he'll kill you
yeah no
no
unretired he get murdered
no
no
thank you Ish
no
thank you Ish
he will kill me though
he will kill me Ish I appreciate you Ish he would kill me though he would kill me
Ish I appreciate you
I used to think
French killed me
he did kill you
see
see why I wouldn't
rap with Lil Baby
if you think French did that
but he did
then what you gonna think
when Lil Baby
get on the track
singing some shit
oh my god
why do I have to be here
when they do this
in that style yeah
I don't wanna be here
in that style
in that style Joe can't do that you ain't heard my this in that style yeah I don't want to be here in that style in that style
Joe can't do that
you ain't heard my
sing songy flow yet
I don't want to hear
your sing songy flow bro
me neither
me neither
let's just appreciate
the old shit
and leave it alone
I would send him a beat
that he can't sing to
and then he'll rap
yeah
good
good
good
that's what I want him to do get out of your fucking super sane bed he'll rap. Yeah. Good. Good. Good.
That's what I want him to do.
Get out of your fucking super sane bed.
Get over here.
All right, move right along.
Move right along because Parks doesn't think I can rap a little bit.
All right.
Well, what else we got?
What else we got?
What else we got?
What else is important?
Let's get right to it, man.
Let me get the round of applause.
We have a very special guest,
the man, the myth, the legend himself,
Cat Williams.
Thank you for joining us, and we're honored to have you here, man.
How you doing?
Doing fine, thank you.
How are you, sir?
I'm well, I'm well.
I couldn't be better.
Good.
I love the hat.
As a fedora man myself, I see the vibe.
I see what you got going on there.
Well, thank you. Thank you. The horses love it all right listen let's get right to official business you got
your publicist there let's get the real shit out the way you have a movie coming up i have my
publicist where joe oh that wasn't your publicist yeah it was but he's on he's on the phone right
oh okay i don't know i don't know i don't know
but listen you have a movie dropping you mike epps my man mike epps shout out to mike epps tell me
about it yeah so um it was the perfect opportunity to join a super team this was a cast that already
had mike epps little duvall, Michael Blackson, Gary Owen,
also Zulai and Brisha Webb. So it already had
a chock
full cast.
The only addition being
myself and my henchman
in this particular film.
So it was a great chance to play
a James Harden point guard
role where I'm basically the straight man.
But everybody in the room is a shooter. So it was it was a good thing culturally to work on.
And it was a good thing comedically as well for all those working comics to be in one production.
When I saw that's the first thing that came to mind when I saw Coming to America 2.
Well, the second thing that came to mind.
There were a lot of comedians there,
and my thought was, damn, that has to be fun behind the scenes.
So many jokes and so much fun
that probably you'll never see the light of day.
Was it the same experience doing this?
No.
It was better.
See, the only problem, it goes one way or the other.
So if you have a lot of funny components in the movie, the scripts still has to be written in a way that will showcase those comedians talent.
So it's not just enough to cast them. You have to cast them and give them something to work with.
You can't just say, oh, I got a funny person. I'm going to put them and give them something to work with you can't just say oh i got a funny
person i'm gonna put them in this role now make it funny if it wasn't written funny then it doesn't
come out funny um and so that's what made this different is the fact that it was written the
right got it got it so listen so listen to this uh cat i can't wait to see the movie and i'm excited about
it but i miss your stand-up word and i have i have to tell you i'm sure you hear that every day
like can we get a thank you yep is there is there any talks to get that back in action especially
with all of this the comedians and the stream streamers and they're doing their own thing, negotiating
their own shit. Is there any chance that we
see something like that? Yeah, yeah.
It's not that
type of issue with me.
My money has never went anywhere.
I've never fumbled
the bag. I have had my hands on the
handle the whole time. The issue
is that I do arenas
and arenas were the first facilities shut down nationwide and opened up 100 to this day so
i'm just waiting on my venues to open and um we are amped ready the deals are already made the money's paid the jokes are written the sets designed the wardrobe
picked out right we're amped and ready to go um uh continue the domination you heard what he said
he said the domination is what the man said let's stay on domination for a minute catwood let me ask
you something that has nothing to do with the movie or comedy one of my favorite clips sorry man sorry whoever else is on the phone one of my
favorite clips of yours is you went to do an interview at a radio station and the young the
young lady had a lot to say and you were pretty quick with it in your responses and the internet
had a blast with that video do you know the video i'm talking
about i do hey did you enjoy that as much as we enjoyed it um no i was i was i was hurt by it um But just because I already knew how this person felt anyway, the person was mad that I worked at Citi 10 times, sold out the arena 10 times and never had to use them to sell those tickets.
The interview was for somebody else, was to big somebody else and um to add me in to make
a mockery of me is not going to work in any way shape form or fashion that number two um i know
and respect the female comedians in our game and so that person tended to be one of us but was not and the way that you show that is
picking a fight with somebody that's in no way in your weight class no featherweights should be
talking to heavyweights for any reason it's detrimental to the craft itself so no i didn't get anything out of that that's not how
i wish things would go but if if you stand on the railroad track it doesn't matter if you're scared
or not when the train comes something gonna happen can you speak to me about your relationship with
the internet off off of that answer okay um you much like myself probably have a period where you were depicted a certain
type of way online so i can identify with that but all them stories and none of which will mention
none of them seem i'm listening to you i'm watching you and every time i hear you toys it always sounds
like you've always been pretty clear in thought and message
do you think do you think that you have like a tumultuous relationship with the internet
and do you think that most comedians such as yourself like when I think of the late great
Patrice O'Neill I wonder what he would be like on the internet today or I wonder what they would
say about him you know what I mean do you understand what i'm saying yeah um yeah you could say fuck the internet
right right which um is the wrong way to go
that's true that is true you're absolutely right you have to be a true swimmer to understand that
part of fighting the rip current doesn't require fighting at all um quick quicksand is
like that the more energy you put into it the more it's going to bring you down
the blessing in all of it is that whatever you thought terrible about me you're never going to
see the evidence of that so even if if you said, hey, Cat Williams is
on drugs, every time you see me, I'm going to look better than I did the last time you saw me.
These are not the effects of drugs, the type of clarity that I present. If they can't build you
up, they only got one other ear. So their job is to say, hey, he got arrested for this, but
they don't have the same energy to say, hey, we dropped the charges because none of it was true.
They'll just act like you somehow got away with it or something. But
the people that are on the internet are still real people. So I don't care whether you're right or wrong.
I just care how you feel.
And for the people that are in my corner, they know that at the end of the day, I'm never going to do anything that makes us look bad because us is all I got.
And on the other token, they've got to at some point think I'm dead for it to be called playing possum.
And it's what happens after that.
The fact that whatever you label me with, why couldn't you beat that guy?
Like, none of it applies to you.
You're not going to jail and you're not they're not saying anything about you.
So why can't you beat it?
Yeah, no, I totally.
And at the end of the day, can't you beat it? Yeah. No, I totally understand.
And at the end of the day, that's what makes it worth it.
Yes.
If you're looking for the crazy guy, you have to look at his body of work and tell me, do you see it?
Powerful.
That's crazy.
That's powerful.
What do you think of, this has been a hot topic in comedy for a little while, right?
With this whole cancel culture. We're unable to get our jokes off. you what do you think of this has been a hot topic in comedy for a little while right with
this whole cancel culture we're unable to get our jokes off recently we've had chris rock speak on
it and we've had seth rogan speak on it with two opposites uh opposite points of view where do you
stand on comics ability to be comics uh without without uh judgment and repercussion from cancel culture
if you ask all of the people that didn't make it to the nba if you ask them if we just lowered the
gold down another foot they all tell you they make it nobody likes the out of bounds but the out of bounds gotta be there or you'll run up in the
stands right so some of these things are for the benefit of everything nobody likes the speed limit
but it's necessary nobody likes the shoulder of the road but it's there for a reason my point is
weren't all that extremely funny back when they could say whatever they wanted to say.
At the end of the day, there's no cancel culture.
Cancellation doesn't have its own culture.
That was people of color.
That was us policing our own culture.
culture that was people without a voice being trashed by people just because they had a bigger name than them and more money than them and a better office than them they could sweep them
up under the rug like they didn't matter I don't know what people we think got canceled that we
wish we had back I don't even know who are they.
It's done for the reasons it's done for and it helped who it helped.
If all that's going to happen is
we have to be more sensitive
in the way that we talk,
isn't that what we want anyway?
I'm saying your job as a comedian
is to please the most amount of people with your art.
So if you want to offend somebody, nobody took those words away from you.
Dirty bitch ain't been taken away. You can say that, but don't call somebody this word when you
know this affects all of these people. Don't use the R word when you really mean people on the spectrum.
Don't say this word instead of saying autistic.
Don't say this word instead of saying little people.
Look, if these are the confines that keep you from doing the craft God put you to,
then it probably ain't for you.
Your talent is going anywhere.
That's real.
Real shit.
That's dope.
Makes all the sense in the world to me.
Growth is part of being an adult.
It's the ability that I used to think this way
and then I got more information,
so now I adjusted my thinking to this.
Growth.
You're a monster.
In that growth, with your new movie release because the trend i'm seeing
is movies that are releasing in the theaters as well as streaming on different apps versus some
movies that are strictly being released in theaters and there seems to be a big commotion
about this in hollywood from directors and production houses.
What do you stand on that?
Are you in support of getting your movie in front of all all possible eyes, even if it affects people getting out to the theaters?
Don't look to the side.
No, not not really, because I'm a fan first.
So as a fan, I've watched movies in the theater,
and I've watched them at home.
And I prefer the theater.
There are certain movies I wouldn't mind watching at the house,
but I like to see how the big bucks got spent on the big screen.
And this was one of those opportunities where we had already put the work in and already had it in the can.
And then it was just the theaters that were no longer open.
So if you got a great project, it's worth the wait to wait until they open up and put it out the way that it should be.
Correctly. You only have to make concessions if you kind of work out how that could turn out.
Got it.
Question for you.
Is there a big difference from your standpoint in the bottom line?
If people can or cannot go to the theater?
No, no, because those things happen after the fact anyway.
Gotcha.
So I'm saying you're going to watch Star Wars in the theater wherever you watch it, but that's not going to stop you from watching it on Disney Plus.
True.
Right. As my own business for these last 25 years, I'm saying part of my job was to do the special.
Part of my job was to write a special good enough.
Then my job was to hire the director and the production and then make sure that we had the lights and the venue.
But then the most important part was who was going to distribute it after that, actually going to get to the people.
And so I had to do licensing deals on all of these.
So my HBO special wasn't HBO. It was mine. It was licensed.
Same on Comedy Central, the same on Showtime, the same.
So, you know, we're used to this part of the process.
So, you know, we're used to this part of the process.
But at the end of the day, for comedy, we just wanted to put out a great comedy movie.
And the ability to do that with a horror twist and do something that hadn't already been reworked and rehashed.
And to be able to do it with a great cast, those are all just no-brainer type of opportunities.
Yo,
you go ahead. Staying on the movie topic,
do you personally like the movie
arena or the stand-up arena?
Like, what's your favorite?
If you could pick which one you
like, enjoy more.
I'm not that type of person.
I love both my girlfriends. girlfriends yeah that's right now
ain't nothing wrong with a menage the the thing is the thing is that you're not getting from one
what you're getting from the other they're not they're not the same so what I'm saying is in the movie atmosphere, I can do seven takes because in each
of these seven takes, I'm giving it a different thing. And then we're able after that to pick
which was the best variation of that. Whereas stand up is immediate. I immediately said it. You immediately heard it.
And we can't change what your response is.
If it's laughter, it's successful.
If it's silence, then maybe not.
And so it's two different pacings.
But my intent is there on both.
So whatever character I'm bringing,
I'm not a better actor than others.
I just. I really care about this character and how this character plays to the people I'm trying to play the character.
So just the entertainment is your ultimate goal. Just being a supreme entertainer.
Yeah. Gotcha. Well, no, I'm saying as a fan, as a fan, I've read the script.
And now I'm knowing how this guy needs to present this and what level of corny is acceptable and what realness is present.
And I'm saying I'm an avid reader.
I'm saying I'm an avid reader so I'm judging these films on script alone before I find out the particulars of the money or who's directing or who else is in it I'm judging it based on the
script first amazing let me go on a rant really quick Cat Williams and I'm not going to take up
too much of your time they tell me I'm a contrarian right they tell me that i have a problem with
authority and they tell me that i fuck a lot of shit up and i love that shit right
i also love the people that do it like prince and we're at the precipice now where we're seeing
a lot of that between creators and companies recently with Naomi Osaka and the French Open
recently as recently as Mike Tyson with the Hulu doc where he's standing up and saying hey that's
not authorized by me please do not support that the same as Dave Chappelle did with Comedy Central
and so forth and so on what I'm saying to you is I like all this therapeutic calm relaxed shit that you're doing but when we need
you when the fight heats up between the creators and these companies you're one of my favorite
fuck you people like we need to be able to come and get you when we need a strong triumphant
fuck you to these companies that's it you don't have to reply to that i just needed to tell you yeah yeah but our but our
society has has elected worshiping the bag and see the whole problem is you can't worship the
bag and be on the front line of this and um i'm only able to consistently keep the bag because the bag is of the people and from the people.
And I'm not being sponsored privately or otherwise by any entities and beholding to none.
So even if you wanted to go to who pays me, you're looking at it.
So that is the independence and the freedom that we all walk in with but we
are conditioned that the first thing that we have to do is have a yard sale
there's no way to do that coming in and end up whole at the end It requires you to not really understand your worth first. If you did,
then you could stand on it, come hell or high water. And that's what's necessary in the climate.
Like it's a shark tank. You have to understand that going in. And if you can have an example,
then you'll be able to see that they'll say these type of things, whether they apply to you or not.
So once you understand that part, it's really just about the body of work and posting numbers that they can't erase.
So to piggyback on what you were saying, I was about to ask you when you said, basically, you pick and choose predicated on the script.
Like, I'm sure you got a thousand scripts on your desk
that people send you all the time.
Once you read it over,
you could care less about what the numbers are.
If it's a piece of shit script, I'm not doing it.
If it's something that I think will resonate with the people,
then you jump right in.
And it kind of correlates to not just running for the bag.
Because I see a lot of black movies nowadays. They trash. Right.
But you could tell people getting the money from them, but they still not good, good films.
So we kind of lack it in our area. What's your stance on it?
Like, can we get back to the Harlem Nights
and the boomerangs?
Integrity is just not sexy.
And so the only reason I don't look at the money part first
and go straight to the script is
if somebody told you that they'll give you $2 million
for 11 days of work, what you gonna say?
Yes.
What time would you like me to be there feeling like that now i think it depends on where my stance will put you up four million
dollars in this um in this calendar month but the damage it may do to your career oh you know you
can't get it back well your brand so i don't base it upon what it's
gonna do as a project i base it upon what i'm gonna do as a project so in each of these this
there's a person watching this who ain't seen me and nothing else but this this is gonna be their
first experience with me and so i want them to get the full experience that i could bring
and i can only do that if it's supported by the script.
So I'm saying I haven't played a pimp role since Friday After Next.
I wasn't interested in that in any way in a character because I know I did my best the last time I did that character.
So this was just an odd piece of material
that was perfect for the people that were cast in it.
And that type of shit shows in the creation at the end.
Gotcha.
This is my last question, and I shouldn't ask it,
but I'm going to ask it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how how funny you think will ferrell is um as an actor i don't
think you can get as close as will ferrell has come to the real vein of comedy without being
a stand-up i think that um he's one of those few people that stood in the gap where
they were not stand-up comedians, and yet they got the honor and respect as if they were just
because of, again, their body of work and their selflessness when it comes to the laugh. As comedians, that's part of our job,
is to give whatever is necessary for the laugh at the end of it.
And he has been truer to that than most.
And never making it about himself
and allow himself to get completely lost and immersed
in each of the characters that he presented in the name of comedy.
That was a great answer.
That was amazing.
That was a great answer.
That was real shit.
Let me hit the round of applause.
Cat, again, I thank you for stopping by.
We love you here.
You're always welcome here.
Movie, no movie.
Laughs, no laughs.
We fuck with you, man.
Legend.
Much success. I appreciate it. But I don't have to tell you that, man. We love you. with you, man. Legend. Much success.
I appreciate it. But I don't have to tell you that, man.
We love you. Cat Williams, y'all. Alright.
Salute. Peace.
The legendary
Cat Williams. Appreciative. Thank you
for stopping by. Humbled.
Honored. He's my guy. I love him.
He's dope. I love him.
And hopefully his movie does well.
I can't wait to go back to movies
Again see that's what I was talking about
Just the movie experience
Is dope for me
You feel me like just being out
On a little date
So it didn't even matter that Jason Statham was there
Yeah nah I don't care about him
Before we get out of here
We gotta talk playoffs
My team plays tonight 3-1 deficit Yeah, no, I don't care about him. Oh, okay. All right. Before we get out of here, we got to talk playoffs.
My team plays tonight.
3-1 deficit.
We are down.
We got our asses cracked in Atlanta.
Something serious.
It's not looking good.
I think it goes to seven.
Yeah?
It goes to seven.
We win tonight in the Garden.
We win in Atlanta, and then we win or lose in seven in the Garden. That is my bold prediction.
Now, I'm not seeing very much to make me have confidence in that.
I was going to ask you, is that your realistic,
or is that just you being hopeful?
Is that your fan goal?
Well, no, I said that before the series started,
that I think it goes seven games.
I mean, but you didn't say that down 3-1 that it's going seven games.
I didn't imagine us to be down 3-1.
I also said the first team in the series to win two in a row wins.
So maybe Atlanta wins in seven.
And if so, they're the better team.
We've been outplayed, outclassed.
We look like a deer in a headlight.
We look like this is our first time there.
That's how we look.
Julius hasn't looked like Julius.
I played all right last game.
Yeah, but you know what? Julius hasn't looked like Julius. I'm going to say this. I played all right last game. Yeah, but you know what?
Julius hasn't looked like Julius.
I'm going to say this.
I'm going to give this only critique, and I'm going to move on.
That's fine.
This is his first time in the playoff.
This is RJ Barrett's first time in the playoffs.
These two gentlemen carried us the entire year,
and I'm not going to boo them at all.
At all.
Of course not.
No, no, no.
You don't know.
I ain't going to say a bad word about them.
The Knicks are a year.
We're a year ahead of schedule.
We weren't supposed to say a bad word about them. The Knicks are a year. We're a year ahead of schedule. We weren't supposed to be here.
I'm supposed to say we adjusted Julius' game for this series.
None of y'all are Knicks fans.
Can I just get my Knicks point out and y'all can tell me about the Lakers and the Mavs?
I'm congratulating the bum-ass Knicks.
I said they're two years ahead of schedule.
Nobody would have ever thought y'all niggas would have finished number four in the East.
Nobody.
Thibodeau has to make adjustments on trade-in.
Oh, but back to my Julius Randle critique.
This is the only thing I saw in the last game that I didn't like.
The Knicks do a lot of crying about calls.
They do a lot of crying, and I think that stuff is contagious.
It rubs off on other people.
The play I'm talking about, somebody did some foul shit to us.
Oh, somebody did some foul shit to Reggie Bullock.
A couple minutes later, Julius Randle does some foul shit back. Normally Oh, somebody did some foul shit to Reggie Bullock. Couple minutes later,
Julius Randle does some foul shit back.
Normally in baseball, I like that.
I like when you throw a pitch
at somebody in retaliation.
In basketball, I may or may not
like it too. You can't do that when you're down 20.
You can't do it when you're down 20.
Julius Randle did that. They called
timeout. He went to the side.
Every Knick player high-fived him except for one.
Derrick Rose.
Derrick Rose because he a veteran and he knows better.
He's a veteran.
Well, Julius Randle's a veteran, but he's focused.
He's been in the playoffs.
He's been an MVP.
He's hit big shots, and he's carrying this team on his back.
He kicking ass.
I don't think he felt like high-fiving any of you guys.
Yeah, that's not a high-fiving.
I hope that the time between games helps,
and I hope they get the ball out this little dude's hand.
I hope they pick and roll and put him on somebody that's aggressive to the bucket.
I just want to see Julius play more like a big.
Because other than that.
He's been playing too swingy for me.
Which allows the defense to chill, let you take the threes,
and if you're not hitting them, you're not imposing your will
on the defense. He's bigger and stronger than the people
he's playing against. He should be
using that. Don't do that, Trey. Listen, shout
out to the Knicks. I didn't expect that we would be down
3-1, but tonight is the night. Hopefully
we go 3-2.
Ish, you're a Laker fan. Let's do
a quick synopsis. What do you think?
Give us a rundown.
I think if AD does not play,
we lose the series.
He's so tender, yo.
He's not playing. He's not playing today.
He's not playing tonight.
I think LeBron could carry us a game.
LeBron could carry us too.
But with no AD,
we don't go far.
What's your prediction? Lakers winning seven?
Yeah.
With AD, we winning six.
Without?
Seven.
So you still have y'all winning the series, though, no matter what?
Yeah, we going.
Got it.
LeBron can carry us against us.
And Ice, you are a Sixer fan.
You guys are up 3-1.
I had a lot of fun with you before the playoffs started
because I said I wanted y'all to just chase somebody around,
whether that be Indiana or Washington.
I didn't care.
And Russell made y'all chase them around finally,
and they won a game.
I couldn't hit you and talk shit about it because we down 3-1.
I don't have time to focus on the Sixers.
I don't know what the Sixers are doing.
Yo, Ben Simmons is the best defender on the planet.
I want to say that.
I've never said that before, but I'm saying it.
And Kawhi don't look like he want to play defense at all, by the way.
Y'all got to stop just saying niggas' names for the sake of we always said it.
Kawhi don't look like he want to play no defense at all.
My nigga, Kawhi don't got a spring chicken no more.
The Kawhi L.A. thing doesn't look like it's working out to me.
Well, they mortgage
the whole future
to get Paul George over there.
Yeah.
They gave up a lot.
A lot of draft picks,
a lot of players.
Still, I don't know
what's missing.
I thought Rondo
would have solidified them
with leadership.
I don't know
what the fuck is missing over there.
They have the players.
Like, when you go down
their roster,
they better than most teams.
All right, you ready?
You ready? You ready? You ready? This is what I learned playing living room general manager
about the Clippers and then I'm going to move
on. No more basketball takes from me.
The Clippers
have a bunch of people that are exactly the
same. It looks like they constructed
their team to get all
the athletic wingy
bigs.
Nicholas Batum.
He can shoot, though.
Athletic, wingy, big is what I'm saying.
Nicholas Batum.
Well, no.
You got Paul George and Kawhi.
Those are the two tops.
Right under that, you got my man Marcus Morris.
Nicholas Batum. You've got Serge Ibaka.
Luke Kennard is a guard.
They just gave him mad money, and he ain't played one minute.
That's fine.
Who else?
Now, listen to this.
Oh, DeMarcus Cousins.
Listen to this, though.
Now, all of their guards that they have, most of them that they play,
are really forwards in guard bodies.
Patrick Beverly, Reggie Jackson, Rayjean Rondo.
They got a team full of the same nigga.
No, Rondo.
Nah, not Rondo, y'all.
I thought Rondo would have solidified.
They the same dude, man.
Who?
Patrick Peterson.
Ray John Rondo is not Patrick Beverly.
No.
Feel out your mind.
Or Reggie Jackson.
Reggie Jackson and Patrick Beverly are the same.
And Ray John Rondo is elite of that guy.
He's the dad of whatever that player is.
He's the father.
It's the same team of niggas.
You got a point, yo.
You got a point.
They was subbing people out and bringing people in.
Subbing people out and bringing them back in.
It was the same shit.
And I'm like.
What changed?
Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it.
I don't know what happened in that Clipper Maverick
series. Maybe the Clippers win.
Maybe Dallas wins. I hope Dallas loses. What is it? 2-2?
2-2. Yeah.
They both won two games and the others home four.
You hope Dallas loses? Yeah.
Why? They get a better draft pick if they
lose. You a Dallas fan?
No. The Knicks have the draft pick if they lose you a Dallas fan no the Knicks
have the draft pick
oh you're right
before we get off of sports
you're a Cowboys fan
so
and I'm a Giants fan
how scared are you
of the Redskins
I mean of the
Washington football team
I love Fitzpatrick
they got a squad
I like Fitzpatrick
and their defense
is going crazy
their defense is insane
serious
Fitzpatrick could throw the ball their coaching is crazy but Fitzpatrick. And their defense is going crazy. Their defense is insane.
Fitzpatrick could throw the ball. Their coaching is crazy.
But Fitzpatrick, if you can get pressure on him, you can scramble him.
He's a monster when he got time.
But if you can get pressure on him and start falling around his feet,
hit him a couple times, that's when he's prone to make mistakes.
But they good, though.
Okay, so you're just as scared of them as I am.
Perfect.
That's all I want to hear.
I think they're going to win that division.
They are going to win that division.
I'm not scared of them.
Washington's going to win that division.
I'm not scared.
I'm respecting them.
I'm not scared of them.
Washington's going to win that division.
I can see it.
Giants going to win.
Whatever.
We got sleepers, man.
Damn, I know.
I feel to be a lady
Before we get off basketball
For sports
Sixes and five
We have sleepers
Yeah
Don't say
I'm feeling
I do say
I'm feeling hip-hoppity
Let me play an ish sleeper
Oh, shit
No, it's not really a sleeper
But it might be a sleeper
To somebody out there
Yes
Feeling hip-hoppity, man sleeper to somebody out there
feeling hip hoppity man Yo, bubble fash, y'all. Yo, Cheshire. I can rumba. String, gun clap, a number.
One on the set, man.
I cut you like lumber.
Still play the back in my Thunder Gear.
Down to my underwear.
Make all your motherfuckers wonder where I come from.
Cause motherfucker Dapper Dan.
I'm a gun clapper fan.
Plus, I run rappers mad.
Fab five, mad live.
Blow up the spot.
This is high school for me.
High gets the paper.
Black moves still gets the prop.
Ayo, next to Snapper Neck.
Be big, R-O-C. Can't send MC school for me.
This is one of the best rappers ever right here. Uh oh. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy home or return like Jedi I bet I can without lie give your stupid ass the red dye I like niggas who can't see past a little bit of light
Come test the time behind your contact The map is six feet, it's where you sleep
Internally resting in peace, you feel relief
I don't know, no, go
Stuck in the block, not leaving the house without the gap
You best believe that Fat 5 got my back
Like that
I control the masses, with metaphors that's massive
Don't ask if the nigga ruck or bash, it like cash is I'm drastic
When it comes to verbs I be flippin'
Cause herbs just be shittin' off the words I be kickin'
I scold you, double headed sword for the petty
But I told you, bitch niggas that heads ain't ready
Now I mold you, back to the bitch that you are
Fuckin' with the ruckus, get bruised, battered and scarred
That's who, punk, chump, your brain just blew
It's me, your original gun clapper crew
Three on three, you can't see we
Cause we stay tight and not too many niggas wanna fight
This nigga wear a nigga and a cypher of the cap
See the sad part is all of these dudes is going crazy, right?
But I can hear Lil Baby coming on here
And having some fun
You know Lil Baby
Whatever they fucking say
But I'm not Al Pacino
These guys going crazy And it's still three minutes left Scar on my face but I'm not Al Pacino Sparsky in Dutch with ring more drama than white
A prime time, missy T.V show
And it's still three minutes left
Niggas walk the streets with more boo than Betty
Shit it get heavy, back up a tree now surrender
My pond hit your mind, make stories just like a blender
Then a dish or from a shooting yard to a center
Like Rockefeller you hit rock bottom when you enter
OGC rush the scene, permission for backup
Baseball back to tack like Jersey fools that act up
Punks and facts, dip Petro, go Dito
Pepto-Bismol before this nigga let's go
Get set, go with you Duke who screwed up Luke
I'm cutting this off cause they making me mad
Where they will not stop going, what?
I've evidence on your knicks so ya niggas hit the floor with that mock murder See look at this video, they think fab started jerseys
That's the whole thing.
That's the whole fast-forward.
Damn, how do you cut this off?
I feel bad, but I'm going to fade it out.
I'm going to fade it out.
I got that good, good modern follow-up to that.
I saw it when I put it on.
You hit that.
I seen you.
I inspired something. This is right along.
It's kind of got the same.
Uh-huh.
My comedy.
Hey, I'm sick of it.
I thought this was the fucking gun clap would be the bucktown beat. They hate to see a dog ballin' like a mellow
Sour amaretto, your heart made out of jello
Pop tarts and marshmallow
Unlike the fashion rebels who blast the bum scattles
Look up to Palmetto from head to palm metal
Mansion on the gas, my foot is on the pedal
I'm never gonna settle
Fuck you mean, in your so-called ghetto
You claim it's all vero But locked up in the bin
Get to singing in falsetto Hittin' them Prince notes
Miss me with insults Since Kenfo was managing them folks
I been GOAT Machami is a icon, end quote
This gon' be the year I get my Python trench coat
Had to dumb it down on my slow 50 cent flow
My whip talk for me Bentley wheels, Benz is full
Been sittin' on Lorenzos and only fly first class
A private ain't no put me in coach
No, say au revoir to team, been fortified
This team immortalized, my dream is on the rise
No steam for your replies, your life is a mirage
Your rhymes is full of lies, talkin' big, waitin' barely
Solo chronic, turn them 40 belows to Manolo Blahniks
It's crazy what I can do with some old polo antifonics
Mixed with a little of that mock phonics
Fuck what I did before, it's bout to get demonic
Got lawyers on retainin' just like an orthodontist
On an island with my queen orderin' tonics
Somewhere tropical like Stinky Fingers before Onyx.
That's the 26 later.
Letter, Makami.
That album's really dope, man.
He was so in the pocket on that fucking beat right there.
And he was following that
little orange shit with the flow.
Shout out to Matt.
Guess I'm up next.
And I'm going back to this
42 Doug album.
This one is we know Show you a t- me a nigga get bad Drinks out of reach, my ex bitch get mad Niggas get rich like why the fuck you steal a cast?
We know who run this bitch
Kinda for the bricks, bro, sold on the six
Caught his hoes on my dick, yeah, he got one
Lamb truck in the bent, bitch, we not done
Dem and Hillcat in track, bitch, we not done
Five bloods in the spittle, I bet we shot some
Cause the turks in the city, they like, uh-uh
How the fuck is Mel in Atlanta fighting an unarmed?
How the fuck is Mel on the liquid without a gun on her?
I ain't never caught a hoe out and ain't stunned on her
Shout out to my, hey, Thang went right
Send another ten, we gon' flood this bitch tonight
We know who run this bitch
Poking all the rats, having fun with this shit
I could've went roadster instead, I went years They told me buy a house, fuck that I'm buying
three-three
All of them do a brief Instead of selling sevens, I been handing out
zips My youngin' got a problem, go to bed, bitch
I got you, lawyer fees pay, you know shit, it get you droppin'
Put me on a line, I'm a pop, your old head got a ghost
Tie me on a seat, I don't trust you, but the phone
You and me, now we clickin' Fucked by a myriad of made-boy niggas
Church nigga in the city All the link-ups in the A
Doggie did a six on a seven for the H Wild niggas surfin' bass
Dressed out about his cane Doggie, you need love
Drop a nigga, want some money Drink, no, I need drugs
Why the fuck when it was us? Ain't nobody clappin'
Now other niggas get in a turn Everybody happy
Fuck, instead of askin' for it, doggy I'ma make it happen Eyes for my lads, all my niggas get in a turn Everybody happy, fuck, instead of asking for it, dog I'ma make it happen, I'ma ask for my last
All my niggas, big gang coming in
Everybody get a ticket, who run this bitch?
Poking all the rats, having fun with this shit
I could've went raw, instead I went years
They told me buy a house, fuck, now I'm buying jewelry
Three, four, all of them do a break
Instead of selling sevens, I've been handing out zips
My youngin' got a problem
Good or bad, bitch, I got you
Lawyer fees pay
You know shit, he get not from down south. All right. Ish, I think I got yours.
Just play it.
No intro.
No intro?
So I don't need no fucking intro for my shit.
I heard that.
All right, here we go.
Here in 1992, we present the fabulous What's the Scenario remix
Whereas there are seven MCs, six which are in physical form
One which is in spiritual essence And he goes by the name of
Paul J. Brown, broke that ass again, God eff it, shit
I lick butt shots, put Madman, rip stages, lay down your weights, sound wild like Larry Davis
Extra, extra, pick up a clip, I tear ass out the frame, pop, and grab my dick
All my raps, I can vote by kid, I drop bombs, I'm rugged and deadly, so I shit on a petty
I'm baseball bad, I'm bastard, I'm bad news, I'm crazy and clever, cut those approves
I'm deaf on the phone though, my skills are pono You say oh no, you bitch ass homo
I bag up weights, electrifying, I'm prime time
I slaughtered a slob, I'm the greatest of all times
Sick ass brother, nasty ass nigga, pumps fucks in your face
And jump that ass in the river, two tears in a bucket
Fuck it, kick the can, say what, say what?
I'm a bad, bad man
Quick is how I flip from the tip of the lip Punching out hits, the Gladys Knight and the Bips
The five foot assassin has just raided your area Your booty rhymes are wack and that's the reason I ain't hearing ya
So, roll out the red carpet cause I'm kickin' this
Vanilla ice platinum? That shit's ridiculous Excuse my French, but profanity is all I knew
And do your other sellouts or your FQ too And let it be known, I'm not the one to step to
You better off callin' D-Nice to your rescue Freestyle fanatic, probably the best around
As for corny MCs like Chuck D, I shut em down
The Archie Kuton of hip-hop, and I won't stop
The vibe from the assassin has come to wreck enough shop
So do like my projection and remember the time
Put on your dancing shoes or something, cause you sure can't rhyme
Big up, big up, into new activity
Next we say something, Kaia Pah said to me
What does it take to check a technique?
Many styles, many styles
Hostile heat brings burst of energy
Marlowe in the dance is the new identity
One, two, mic check, select for the roughneck set
Ten to one, bet I come for right
In my cyphers and blocks, I bring blocks to connect with knots
So I can throw dreadlocks
Maintain the rock, don't stop the rock
Maintain the rock, don't stop the rock Maintain the rock, don't stop the rock
Kick it right then out, it wants it not I'm wood, rock, logger, but fear is fear
So see brown or we in the clear See brown or we in the clear
Yeah, make it move, y'all On and on and on
To the brick, the brick, the dawn Cast one of the L-O-N-S
And I drive for a quest East, coast, or west
Remix remix mad kick
More than Metallica, tall and peaceful
Like the Battlestar Galactica
Stampin', stomping, romping, copting
People all over the world
I'm prompting
Pick a style, any style, strong loud
Representation, sensationalization
Scenario, call the radio
Be a listen, kiss so
Here we go, yeah!
Force main source,. on the rise
Olympic colorless seat
Through original eyes
And I'm out like child
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There it is, baby, ball
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Classic, classic
Definitely classic
Great sleepers today
Great sleepers today
Bye everyone
Bye everyone
Oh before I go man
Let me get some
Let me shout out Logic
Man
Logic shout out to you man
Alright
Did you finish Mary Easttown yet? Logic, man. Logic, shout out to you, man. All right.
Wait.
Did you finish Mary Easttown yet?
I am.
Wait, hold up.
I ain't.
Logic, I ain't no hater now.
It's hard to fuck up a mad lippy
Every day I can't lose it
And you didn't
And my wife fucks slow after a night of tequila and some no-goo crap
Yeah but he's rapping
You know the boy too cut bro
I'm high on life fuck dope
The second he tell me he's white and black over this beautiful beat I'ma kick his ass
Fuck you kick rocks like
Still out this one
Fuck yeah Smoke it if you got it beautiful beat. I'm going to kick his ass.
Alright, Logic. I'm not promoting you so much here, but that sounds great.
That sounds nice. That sounds great.
Shout out to Madlib. What's the name of this project?
Madjick.
Madjick.
Madjick.
Got it. Did you finish
Mayor of Easttown yet?
No. You watching it too? I'm speaking for the room. magic got it did you finish Mayor of Easttown yet no no
you watching it too
I'm speaking for the room
so keep your
fucking
relax
keep your fucking
spoiler alert
to yourself buddy
I
went
to search for
the finale of
Mayor of Easttown
as well as the new episode
of
Godfather of Harlem
and I didn't see either at midnight Sunday morning.
I refreshed, didn't see it.
And I said, okay, maybe I'm missing something
because it's a holiday.
Maybe they're skipping the week.
But then I saw people tweeting me saying,
did you see the Mayor of Easttown finale?
Are you caught up until the finale though?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yo, last episode when I came in here and talked to y'all,
I cut it off halfway
through episode five because it was
only episode six left. Yeah.
Fam. They bugging.
You didn't tell me. I have to
keep watching episodes. We good.
We good. Nigga, you wanted to eat ass
on the balcony of Jamaica? Yeah.
I was eating chicken in i was eating you got every
new jersey i i gadget in the world you could have found a way to pull up the pull up the finale
nah watch that the finale is the case the court case though right i'm not gonna say nothing yeah
park's not saying nothing so so you don't have to say nothing because he's not saying nothing
keep watching though that's that's the only thing'll say. I wish that y'all saw it
so I could talk about
a part in five,
I mean six,
episode six
when they found the house.
We'll be back
in a couple days
and we'll...
That shit was crazy.
Table that for a couple days.
But I want to tell you
about it.
Just table that.
But I have these
novice podcasters here.
Just write it
in your phone, buddy.
Enabling me from really giving it up the way I need to.
Next episode.
Next episode.
We all on it.
Hopefully.
I mean, hopefully.
Will I be able to then, you guys?
Come watch the last episode again, because that shit is.
Oh, is it the same amount of time?
One hour?
I think it was longer.
I think it was longer.
I hope it was longer.
Yeah, I think it felt a little bit longer.
Pause.
Pause. Pause.
I hate so much ass.
She ain't know dick was coming.
Oh, yeah, and I bought dick.
Oh, yeah.
Don't go nowhere.
She thought I just brought tongue to the party.
No, no
Oh, when I climbed up
Wait a minute
See, look
That's not
Look how all these records start
You can't champion this
This the same as his
Who I Smoke record
No, it's not
You heard what he just said?
I walk around town
with the pound
strapped down to my side.
No frontin'.
Just in case
they want to start something.
No, I ain't start something.
Just in case I got
a smoke sub.
That ain't what he said.
That is not what he said.
Just in case I got
a smoke sub.
Just in case.
No frontin'.
Just in case I got
a smoke sub.
Okay.
He's not saying I smoked him.
He's saying I got it just in case
These niggas are saying who I smoke
I'd be another dead boy, Ponte
Listen, thank y'all for listening
If you're listening
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Till the next time I bid you adieu
Farewell, adios, hasta la vista
Riva Dirt,, so long, goodbye,
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