The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 452 | "Pots and Pans"
Episode Date: July 3, 2021Joe ensure's that Ice and Ish walk back their takes on the Bobby Brown and Keith Sweat Verzuz after it took place this past week and the guys discuss their favorite moments (9:55). The guys also discu...ss Sha'Carri Richardson's suspension from the Olympics and how todays athlete's amplify the conversation regarding mental health (42:55), new music from Brent Faiyaz and Drake which include a lyric breakdown (1:07:45), Chris Paul appearing in his first NBA Finals (1:33:05) and more on this 4th of July weekend episode! Become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Snoh Aalegra - “Toronto” Ice | STILLTRU - “In My Head” (Ft. Mal Mero) Parks | Biz Markie - “Biz is Goin Off” Ish | Frank Zones - “Die Today”
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Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
It's me right here.
Let's see what's going on.
See what's happening.
What are you doing?
What's up?
What are we doing?
You locked in?
Do I have to say it?
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Do I have to say it?
Don't.
Please don't say it.
Bucket low.
Like, fuck it, though.
All right.
You good over there?
We rolling
Oh we are rolling?
Yes sir
Oh say less then
Say less to me if we rolling
Happy 4th of July weekend out there
Mic check 1 2 1 2
Mic check 1 2 1 2
Hope everybody's having a good weekend out there
Happy Saturday if you listening
40 and up 35 and up now That's how I'm on it with this verses Hope everybody's having a good weekend out there. Happy Saturday if you listening.
40 and up.
35 and up now.
That's how I'm on it with this verse.
It's 35 and up.
I don't even want to talk to you if you don't know about this.
We here.
Oh, come on, man.
I don't normally start out on the mellow vibe like this, but we here.
Vibe out for a minute if you out there.
You heard?
Hey, they singing with me. The lady's singing with me.
And you want to dry shit up with Bill Cosby.
Nah, they singing with me out here.
Hey.
Hey. Where we will never be apart Walks by me every day
Love are the same
And it has stolen my heart
I don't know what the weather is this weekend
I don't know what's going on
Oh yeah, it's baby making time and we here
When the mist fills your heart I don't know what's going on Oh yeah, it's baby making time And we here It's baby making time
And since it's raining
That's the Mugard vibe
Do what I gotta do, man.
My guy Ish made a request.
Hold up, man.
Let me take us where we need to go real quick.
Nothing is promised to me.
So why would we let this thing go?
Maybe I promised.
If you listening out there, man,
get up and cook your lady some breakfast right now, man.
Wake your lady up to the sweet smell of some bacon.
I promise that I'll never leave and everything will be all right.
I promise these things to you.
Girl, just believe.
I promise.
And I know that things just ain't been right. Oh, man, yo, get your phone out, man. Get your phone out. I promise market man. This live house is here. This go to old school tricks.
That worked though.
Yo you was on Park Avenue yesterday?
Yo I thought that was
your car.
I thought that was
your car.
Remember when we went
to buy that car?
We had a lot of fun
with the salesman
that day right?
Remember?
She was crazy.
Remember we tried
to bring the coffee
spill that day?
We used to be so cool.
Man.
What happened?
I've been getting a few of them texts still, like from women.
But then when I reciprocate thinking that they miss me, they disappear again.
It's like they just reminded me, yo, I'm still dubbing you.
That's right.
Don't let nobody say it ain't so.
Mic check for the lovers out there.
We smoking on that Bobby Pack tonight smokin' on that Bobby Pack tonight
We smokin' on that Bobby Pack tonight
I promise
I'm jokin', man
I'm jokin'
Only for Ish, only for Ish
Let me hit the round of applause for Ish
Let me hit the Ish drop
Don't worry, man, we vibing out
It's no rush to get started, it's a holiday weekend
Everybody chill out, everybody chill out
We're rolling down a lonely highway
Asking God to please forgive me
Alright, so we need Boyz II Men vs. Jodeci
I see
Imani thinks we versus Jodeci.
Imani thinks we need Jodeci versus Drew Hill.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I don't see that. A lot of people said that.
There's a few Versuses that we still need.
That's what's apparent.
I'm kind of mad that it wasn't more promo time for Keith and Bobby.
Yeah, I would say it is.
But that was an Essence Fest thing, I'm going to say.
Yeah, probably. for Keith and Bobby yeah but that was an essence fest thing I'm gonna say
some people out there don't know about verified Last one, I'm here, man You gotta respect it
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Let me roll up my sleeves, man
Get ready to pop real quick
Call that queen up
She been gone too long, man
The nigga she was fucking on the suns
That you thought was a bum nine months ago
That nigga's in the finals now
Do anything that I can
Hey, you was talking all the shit in the world
About campaign in your little group chat
You seen that Rolls Royce in the Phoenix Parade
It's hitting different now
Let Jodeci help you, let's go
You know everything I knew.
Now you got to worry about the fifth man off the Milwaukee bench.
The Milwaukee niggas flexing on your queen.
Yo, take the PJ, just fly out for a few hours.
Nah, call that woman.
Ooh, baby. your queen yo take the pj just fly out for a few hours nah call that woman the rappers are back out they inviting your ex-girl to the show to listen to mad gangster
music your girl front row at the pop-up tyler show you home you didn't even know it was a show
tonight you find out from your girlfriend.
Oh my god, your girlfriend is posting from the Tyler's show.
You home.
Come on, KC.
Park's Ice, this ain't for y'all, man,
because y'all happily in love.
Oh, it's yours, right?
Damn, this ain't for none of y'all.
Oh, let me cut it off then.
I'm sorry.
Good music still.
I'm sorry. No, we good. Nah none of y'all. Let me cut it off then. I'm sorry. Good music still. I'm sorry.
No, we good.
Nah, y'all don't feel it, though.
Yo, the game was in trouble.
Listen, the game used to be in trouble when KC asked JoJo to come help singing it.
See?
That's why I don't fuck with y'all.
Hold up.
One time. Then we can pause. Help me out. Help me out. Alright. Microphone check, one, two, one, two-ish, man. Don't do that. There you go.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Got your neck nodding because your head knows it's fat or fresh or whatever the fuck.
It's good times.
No Joe Biden.
It's Parks.
It's Parks.
What's that?
It's Parks.
Microphone check.
One, two.
What is this? Is this 452? It is. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, everyone's stress levels. Low? A little elevated. Low? Elevated a little bit?
Just a little bit.
Yeah.
What's got you stressed out, bro?
I had a rough couple days,
that's all.
Damn, kid.
I'm good, though.
All right.
I'm good, you know.
Going to see that Dirk tonight.
You be straight.
Uh-oh.
You know it.
Uh-oh.
You want your stress level up.
Fresh to the Dirk.
You want your stress level up.
Fresh to the Dirk.
To that type of environment.
No.
Fight or flight?
Let the fight or flight kick in?
Fight or flight?
Hit boot or shoot?
That's what you want? Okay.
You know what I mean?
Where he's at?
Elizabeth.
And my brother's performing on that show.
Last night.
Last night was the show.
I'm sure it was great.
It was amazing. I night. Last night. Last night was the show. Last night was the show. I'm sure it was great. You can't tell you how it was.
It was amazing.
I know how it was.
And I made it through.
Hopefully.
Hopefully you make it through.
But have fun at your concert, man.
You're not bringing your queen?
Nah, nice.
What?
Let's go to the Dirk show.
They love Dirk.
Yeah, they do.
I know.
You might have to get out of there in a hurry.
You don't want to be pulling shorty by the hand.
No, I'm sure it'll be a safe.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
A safe, fun, family-type style event, I'm sure.
And Ice will come back and tell us all ages.
It's all ages.
Dirk is for the kids.
That's right.
Okay.
Dirk is for the kids.
He is.
I know. That's all. Now, Dirk is for the kids. He is. I know.
Now, listen.
Let's just get right to it since y'all's stress level is low,
right? We don't have time to waste. Come on.
Oh, I have
to do something. Do you?
Yeah, no, I guess I have to. You have to
commandeer the podcast?
I'm asking you.
Commandeer? Command fucking
dear. Yo, you gotta be the ruler. Alright. Keep Sweat vs. Bobby Brown dear. Common fucking dear. My man, yo, you got to be the ruler.
All right.
Keep Sweat versus Bobby Brown happened.
Let's talk about it.
Right here on the Versus cast.
Boy, these takes were eating me up inside.
Oh, I couldn't wait to come here and spill out these hot takes.
Keep Sweat, my bad, man.
These cultural critiques.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I can't just skate around like that?
No, no, sirree, Bob. I can't just get to my bad and keep moving? No. Mm, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I can't just skate around like that? No, no, sir.
I can't just get to my bed and keep moving?
No. Not at all.
I said Bobby Brown was going to wipe the floor
with Keith Sweat.
Can y'all speak up? Who's saying what? What's happening?
Me and Ish both said Bobby Brown was going to
mop the floor with Keith Sweat.
It wasn't going to be close. We don't even understand
why these two was matched up.
I didn't think that
that Bobby Brown
was going to come on the stage.
And Keith Sweat started bitching
and didn't let him really get into it.
So you guys are starting
with Keith Sweat won.
No, Keith Sweat whooped his ass.
He didn't whoop his ass.
Nah, hell no.
He didn't whoop his ass.
I'm not going there.
I'm not even sure that he won. I'm not sure if he won
neither. I just thought it was going to be a landslide.
And it wasn't a landslide.
It wasn't. It wasn't a
pebble slide.
He performed higher than
people expected, which makes it feel like he won,
but I'm not sure that he won. I'm just going record
for record. He didn't perform higher
than people expected. He performed.
And he looked good. And he looked good.
I don't care about the performance part.
And he sounded good.
He looked like he could do 100 push-ups on demand if you asked him.
The jewelry looked good.
The hair looked good.
And he sounded good.
Don't do this.
Time out.
Don't do what y'all tried to do.
He had a good paint job.
Don't do it again.
Who's y'all?
All of y'all.
No, not all of y'all.
You, Ice.
I don't remember what Park said.
I had mad fights with her over there.
Yeah.
Y'all know what y'all did?
I know what I did.
And when I tweeted, not y'all, no longer y'all,
but when I tweeted, yo, winning a side,
I think a lot of people are going to learn about Keith Sweat.
Boy, the young people, the people that are just quick to type things,
you guys that come out in the droves first with zero to,
little to any research being done, right?
Y'all come right out.
Oh, shut up.
Bobby Brown's going to watch it.
You know what it was for me?
He's going to go crazy.
I just didn't think that the more bedroom ballad type records
that Keith has most of in his discography
was going to perform that well in a versus.
No.
Against very up-tempo bangers that Bobby has.
Bobby Brown didn't pay the bangers.
He left.
He played them at the end. He played them at the end.
He played them at the end.
He played them at the end.
In the beginning.
In the beginning.
When the fight was over.
Yeah, but that was the only...
No, he played them at the end,
and then Keith Sweat started bitching.
He couldn't really get in that new audition lane.
I would have popcorn-loved his ass right off that stage.
And you'd have lost again.
No, I wouldn't have.
You'd have kept losing.
No, I wouldn't have.
There wasn't nothing Bobby Brown could have done on that stage by the time last night we got there it was a
rap no it was over he sweats appearance but it's the way he sounded the way he
performed played a lot in his verses if y'all say it didn't y'all but it plays a
lot in every versus about to say Joe I know I'm me personally I just try to do
track for track I don't really take the other shit into consideration, but yeah.
Bobby Brown would have been 40 pounds lighter and got up there and started giving you the two pumps on the ground.
He wins.
I disagree.
Nah.
And I still think Bobby won.
I think Bobby wins too, but.
Y'all can live on that island alone.
Yeah.
Bobby not only lost.
Well, first of all, let me start with celebrating both of these brothers.
Let me start with that.
Well, first of all, let me start with celebrating both of these brothers.
Let me start with that.
Round of applause to Bobby Brown and Keith Sweat.
Two icons, two legends, two goats.
Not enough can be said about the greatness of both of these gentlemen.
I was just happy to see them both on a stage together.
Shout out to Essence for putting this together.
Shout out to Tim Swiss, of course.
Anybody who played a part in this, this was one of those matchups that I anticipated for putting this together. Shout out to Tim Swiss, of course. Anybody who played a part in this,
this was one of those matchups that I anticipated for a long time because both of these gentlemen are on my GOAT discography list.
They've just been a part of so many classics.
And not just classic songs, but classic sessions,
studio sessions around classic people.
Something has to be said for that so just
to see them again them doing each other's backgrounds on certain songs like if you're
a music lover like like me you you were in heaven now what i also learned was damn i'm aging and a
lot of people that i spoke to and a lot of people that I was corresponding with on throughout socials,
they were like,
I don't get it.
I don't,
I don't,
I don't really,
I don't know Keith sweat.
I don't know.
No,
before the battle occurs,
I don't know the legacy of Keith sweat the way I do Bobby Brown.
Got it.
And he's,
and I'm talking about people that were born after the Bobby Brown run Bobby,
because he was so mainstream and commercial,
just to be a part of the culture, you have to know his story.
And he was iconic.
His story is iconic beyond even the music.
You know what I'm saying?
If you're a young kid, you know the Bobby Brown story.
Even the Whitney Houston affiliation, all of that stuff,
had him in the mainstream more than Keith Sweat.
And on top of that, we had the new edition biopic
and the Bobby Brown one.. And on top of that, you know, we had the new edition biopic and the Bobby Brown one
and everybody watched all of that.
So you're,
those who not,
who didn't grow up in this
are more familiar
with Bobby Brown.
True.
Like who,
his icon status.
They didn't really know much
about a Keith Sweat.
And Bobby has been
famous his whole career.
Right.
Like when he was,
since he was 12.
Yeah,
when he was young.
So,
that's that on that.
But Keith Sweat now,
if you didn't know,
some of the older people
out there
acknowledge him
to be the father
of all of this R&B shit.
All of it.
And when I say father,
I mean
early on
in 80,
if you,
87,
if you're writing
these type of hits and you're writing them for everybody if
you're getting with teddy riley i'm doing this with guy i'm doing this with multiple people all
around the board you can't even speak about my pen unless you're talking about la reading them
that's probably what it should have been keith sweat versus la reed
because the same way y'all say bobby brown didn't really get into his bag i don't think
keith sweat really got into his at all.
Nah, he got in his bag.
It was mad songs that Keith Sweat didn't play that he should have played.
He didn't need to.
I know.
I don't know about mad.
I don't know about mad.
No, mad.
I'm saying mad.
You don't have to agree.
Lose Control is supposed to come on, no matter what.
There's no way in the world that you play 20 songs and you wrote Lose Control
and that don't come on.
It has to play.
His fucking he did not play lose control.
He played freak me.
He didn't play his other cut close record.
He only played one of them.
Both of them are classics.
I'm just saying he can't.
He was in his performance bag.
He ain't really play all the shit he's written.
He need to.
But I don't know about no L.A. Reid.
20 songs, though.
It would have been competitive.
Listen.
It's competitive.
Keef did what he had to do out there.
Bottom line.
Let me just say that.
Keef did what some of us expected him to do out there.
I like the fact that he was, yeah, he was talking about you cheating with the new edition
stuff, but that's just talking shit.
It might have been.
Oh, you went there with it.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't think he seriously felt cheated.
He didn't feel that way.
And he started getting drunk.
He played group records.
When he started getting drunk, he opened up a little bit and made it more fun.
And if you look past the smoke and the mirrors of the fake shit talking, Keith, every time Bobby appeared to slip up,
was right there to pick him up.
He was helping him.
He was helping him.
Was right there to pick him up.
When he was out of breath, he stood him up.
He did.
He did.
I agree with that.
That was hard.
I think after he loosened up a little bit,
because as the night progressed, Keith Sweat looked drunk.
No, Keith Sweat was drunk.
Keith Sweat was drunk.
Nah, that's what I'm saying.
So as the night progressed, he loosened up,
and you seen a little bit more brotherhood.
But in the beginning, I think he was coming like,
I'm trying to crack your muffin, but.
Drunk Keith Sweat or drunk Jada Kiss?
Jada.
Jada's funnier, yo.
Jada was funnier.
Jada's funny, bro.
Jada.
Jada Kiss is funny.
Jada Kiss funny sober.
Right.
Drunk Jada Kiss is funny, dog. Drunk Jada Jada Kiss is funny Jada Kiss funny sober right drunk Jada Kiss is funny dog
drunk Jada easily
how many aunts
do you think
Keith Sweat
uh
pleasure
I was about to be like
what
pop
look how you talking
about niggas aunts
y'all don't hear him
you talking about aunts
you think niggas popped
what
how many people you think Keith Sweat took Down at the Essence Festival in New Orleans?
It's the Essence Festival in New Orleans.
It's still going on.
So Monday, he'll be in the double digits by Monday.
I saw some of the youngins saying, listen now, I'll handle his old ass.
Nigga looks great.
He in shape.
Look like he about 180.
Yeah, he look nice.
And again, that played into the verses, though.
Bobby Brown comes up here fat with the Jordans on.
Listen, man, check this out.
I'm going to throw my theory out there.
This is my own personal theory.
I say it time and time again.
And I believe I've seen enough that it proves to be true every time.
Nobody else has to agree.
But listen, when you are the originator, like when you are the starter of shit, you just walk with that.
You don't have to be the most famous of guys.
You don't have to be the most successful of guys.
And the shit that you start, if it's really good,
people will take it and do it better and bigger than you.
They will.
But the nigga that started it just has a certain type of pizzazz about him.
I don't get what you're saying he started, though.
You don't get what I'm...
You're saying Keith Sweat is the originator.
The first New Jack Swing single is Keith Sweat.
But his songs aren't the New Jack Swing type.
The very first...
Yeah, they are.
Some of them are.
Johnny Kemp that he played is New Jack Swing.
Just got...
Not just got paid.
Yeah.
No, I know that's Johnny Kemp.
I'm talking about the other songs.
Damn, I got a brain freeze right now.
All of his earlier songs that were fast are New Jack Swing records.
I wanna.
I wanna.
I wanna is definitely one.
So what I kept saying before this battle is, imagine being the guy to start something.
It pop off, and you that dude, you from Harlem.
You the sauciest of the saucy.
You with all of the street niggas.
You got all of the jewelry.
You rocking.
And now, where's Bobby Brown from?
Boston.
And now some Boston kid takes your Harlem shit
and appears to do it a lot bigger,
or at least to a new audience than you did, right?
So that tension exists.
Not only that, Bobby Brown leaves New Edition.
New Edition replaces him with Johnny Gill
and then Keef Sweat starts a group with Johnny Gill.
I was watching for all of this shit.
So when Keef Sweat is during the battle saying,
oh, that's cute, your little dance moves.
Oh, the little spin around.
Wait, y'all niggas made a phone about
A song about just calling a girl
Oh Mr. Telephone man
Nah that was a big tune
Mad calm
Mad condescending
The type of condescending
The type of condescending that can only come
From
Somebody that started it.
A million niggas.
It don't matter if you took it, you eclipsed it.
Even when he was talking about the Ghostbusters song in the movie, he's like, I would like
to have been a part of something like that.
And don't get me wrong, you can see the hate.
You can also see the hate.
You can see the hate in the beginning.
In the beginning, he was taking a shot.
Even when he was drunk, he was like, I'd have loved it.
You could have called me for that one.
That was a big check.
That was a big check. Big check. See, he's talking big money talk when Ghostbusters was out a shot. No, even when he was young and he was like, I'd have loved it. You could have called me for that one. I'd have done the backup dancer.
Big check.
See, he's talking big money talk
when Ghostbusters was out.
You got a big check?
Back then.
No, he got a big check.
And if ever you had...
And he was in the movie.
No, Bobby got a big check.
And he was in the movie.
He was in Ghostbusters?
Yeah, he was.
He was like...
He was letting him in the club.
He was.
He was in it.
And if you ever had Keith Sweat
fucked up
throughout the battle, first of all,
round of applause to DJ Cassidy, right?
Because he had that shit
on up there.
He had that shit on. He looked good.
He goes into his bag.
That's his shit.
I was good before the verses started.
I'm like, oh, he came out the gate with it.
He made me turn on my Bose speaker
that's on the TV that I don't use.
Yeah, he rocked out.
But when Keith Sweat turned around and said, yo, you look real nice,
I'd have robbed you.
I would have robbed.
And was dead.
He was a serious fan.
We would have got you back in the day.
He was dead serious.
Like, yo, oh, yeah, you got a lot of jewelry on.
I saw somebody tweet some shit talking about some Bobby Brown
look like he want to punch Keith Sweat in the face when it's over.
I was like, yeah, I think you said it, too.
Like, y'all don't know Keep Sweat.
Just go research.
Google before you say these things.
See, but that's back to my point about the student versus the teacher.
Don't let that shit fool you that he got on.
Even in that, when the teacher gets around the more successful student you're gonna still see that
that's the student right i think that has been evident anytime it's come about in verses i like
to hit the beginning when he was like man he was like 10 years older than us keep was like now hold
up now don't start your bullshit don't be yo nah he he was he was shooting from the beginning
from the beginning you saw a little bit of...
Oh, you can't sing your hook?
I got you.
Don't worry about it.
Even when Bobby played the first new edition joint
and Keith was like,
oh man, that was before I even had a single.
That's how long ago that was.
Don't go too far back now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't go too far back.. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't go too far back.
That was,
that was,
yeah, it was,
but it was also the
old head R&B version
of Soulja Boy saying,
nigga, you ain't got nothing
current.
Or like when Gucci told Jeezy,
yo, you playing all them old shit.
Play some new shit.
Stop playing all that old shit.
If nothing else,
I like verses for the spice, man.
Yeah, of course.
Nah, it's good.
I like it for the spice. Shout out to both these gentlemen. Nah, it's good. I like it for the spice.
Shout out to both these gentlemen again.
Shout out to Essence.
Really, really, really great job.
Especially on the short notes.
It was just good to see Bobby up there considering, you know.
That shit was super, super short notes.
Nah, you can tell he can still dance.
You can tell he can still dance.
He wanted to get down for it.
He can't sing, but you can tell he can still dance.
He said, there was a couple, you know what it is?
It's just the range. Like the Young Records, when he had a higher pitched voice, he couldn't do it. But can tell he can still dance. He said, there's a couple. You know what it is? It's just the range.
Like the Young Records, when he had a higher pitch voice, he couldn't do it.
But when he was doing the ones.
He was doing that one with Ja Rule and all that shit.
Yeah, he did.
I was like, shit, I jumped up when that one came.
Why ain't I going for it?
I don't know if Bobby lost.
I don't see how y'all could just say he lost this.
I don't think he lost it.
I think it was pretty close to a draw.
It wasn't.
Intentionally.
I think it was intentionally laid out to be a draw.
It wasn't a draw, though. It wasn't a draw. I think it was a laid out to be a draw. It wasn't. It wasn't a draw, though.
It wasn't a draw.
I think it was a draw.
Close to it.
It wasn't close to a draw.
I think it was close.
Fuck y'all freaking frat.
It was.
Bam.
Watch this shit.
We texted each other the whole time.
Bobby won the last five rounds and the first five rounds.
And the first five.
He did.
He won the first five.
He did.
Shut the fuck up.
What first five?
First five of what? Don't be cruel, Mr. Telephone Man. It's the list five. He did. Shut the fuck up. What first five? First five of what?
Don't be cruel, Mr. Telephone Man.
It's the list right there.
It's right there.
It says Bobby Brown went to round one.
Two nothing.
Now what?
Go down, Scream.
Now what?
Go to round two.
Now what?
Go down.
Go to three.
Now what?
Go to three.
No, no.
Go to three through 11 now.
Round three is keep sweat.
Yep.
So it's not the first five.
Round four is keep sweat.
Keep it going. That's four. Round five is keep sweat. Yep. So it's not the first five. Round four is keep sweat. Keep it going.
That's four.
Round five is keep sweat.
Keep going.
That says round four, Bobby Brown.
Round five, Bobby Brown.
I mean, this is how they're charted.
No, no, no.
No, this is just the songs.
Oh, that's y'all chart.
Let me tell you.
The sentiment as the battle was happening was somebody should stop the fight.
Yeah, but that's what happens when someone goes on a run.
By the time Roney came on, I was like. That wasn't a run.
Yes, it was.
It was the middle.
It was the middle.
Keith dominated the middle.
No question.
I agree.
Some of us felt like he was dominating before halftime.
Yeah.
No way.
Some people felt that way.
And in the second half, he 100% dominated.
And then Bobby kicked up at record 21 and 22 and 23 and 24 and 25
when Keefe did him a solid.
I just play anything here.
I wasn't even planning for this.
You know that because of Keefe's last two records,
Make It Last Forever and Nobody, right before that.
You know that that was his finale.
Right.
He even said, like, oh, damn.
He went over and said to Bobby, yo.
But he didn't fuck up.
He owned it.
He didn't fuck up.
Bobby fucked up.
But he protected him and said, I got you.
I'll just go back into my bag.
Do I think he had another, the right five lined up for Bobby's greatest hits at the end?
No.
But when I'm watching the first 20, she's hitting me the whole time.
Yo, I don't understand Bobby Brown's song selection.
Everybody on Twitter, I don't understand Bobby Brown's song selection.
You cannot give him the victory based on the songs that he played.
You can't.
You cannot.
You can't.
Not off what he played.
They played how many songs?
Not off what he played.
They played 25.
It was a lot.
They played way more than 20.
Maybe.
Of course they played more than 20.
But based on 20 songs,
if you telling me that
this was close or that
Bobby won, then you
got it.
But that is not
what was going on online, boy.
That was a... I'm going to be
respectful because Bobby Brown is that dude.
And whatever it was, I ain't got, I shouldn't say it.
Nah, I think, again, Keith Sweat's appearance and performance played more into it than the
records.
The discography.
Again, me.
This don't have nothing to do with appearance when this came on.
At all.
I don't understand, understand Parks how you didn't
that's interesting to me
that you didn't think
the ballads would hit
the way they did.
Because usually in verses
you want the more
up-tempo,
harder shit.
And it was at
Essence Festival.
I get it.
And again,
this goes to my point.
Bobby Brown couldn't
get up there
and do the
dances that he would've
been doing to win
the crowd over.
Like, yo,
he was out of shape.
Bobby Brown would've gave a different performance.
I think we might see it differently.
I'm just going song for song.
I ain't care about the performance.
I'm talking about this record versus this record.
I'm just glad I got to see it.
Yeah, I'm glad.
I'm glad I got to see it.
That was great.
It was entertaining to tell.
That was a really cool, what was that, a Thursday night drop?
Thursday night drop, yeah.
I like these.
With what, two days announcement to promotion?
Yeah, that was dope.
That was dope.
Yeah.
That is a hard thing, by the way, to get together, getting that set together.
I saw people sitting there saying, I didn't even know this was happening.
Thank God for the timeline.
I see OG saying that.
You know what I mean?
That would be fans of this.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
We didn't know.
Word.
But I do think that that was an Essence thing.
Where they tucked it.
Not tucked it, but Essence has a weekend festival.
They got a plan for a lot of shit versus it's probably one of the either later calls or
one of the calls that took longer to be negotiated.
And by the time it was final, there was only but so many days left.
If Triller was doing it,
you know it wouldn't have been two days.
If Apple was doing it,
you know it wouldn't have been two days.
They had something pending on Essence
on the flyers earlier, right?
So something was coming.
We just didn't know what it was.
Maybe they were still negotiating
to figure out who it was going to be.
Well, yeah, and that's the beauty of Versus.
Versus can negotiate something
and say, I'm bringing my brand there.
But I don't know who's performing.
Now I have this amount of months to figure out who we putting there.
But verses will be there.
And now there are just so many more verses to be had.
Beans responded to Norrie, said he outside.
He said he outside.
That's what he said.
Now, take that how you want to take it
I think once he
started responding
oh no no
it's not that
no no no
we discussed this already
I think we can pretty much
say that's happening
once that starts
that's the hype
that's to build it up
yeah
true
like Soulja Boy
and Iowow did
exactly
you don't think so
I think it can be
and it can't be
I think it could be the hype.
But after they turned down Chaka Khan versus Stephanie Mills,
I don't know how they're gauging their shit now.
Like, this is a big, big, big business.
And Norrie, in all of his historic greatness and being sane,
maybe, I'm not going to say Tim and Swizz don't get it, but maybe the other people involved
might not get it the way they got some of the other things.
I would hope that's not the case, but it's possible.
Of course, because I want to see it.
Yeah, I want to see that.
Got to see it.
I don't care about the numbers on that,
but in business, somebody has to care about the numbers.
Yeah, numbers do matter to them.
It's just to us.
We just want to see it for the music.
All right.
So we going on the record saying, if it happens, who we calling?
I still got Nori.
Yeah, I got Nori, man.
I got Nori.
And Bean's one of my favorite rappers.
I just think that Nori has some bigger records.
What We Do does beat Bam from TV.
I think it does.
By far.
Yeah.
It's not even close.
Yeah, Bobby's song selection wasn't the greatest.
But I think they do that intentionally.
I think they try to make it...
Even?
Even.
Even if...
No, I don't want to...
So one plays down?
You think?
To the other?
Or to create some parody?
I think so.
Because I don't think they want to see the fab shit again.
You have to remind me of that?
I'm sorry.
Damn, man.
There's no way on God's green earth
Bobby Brown doesn't play
Popcorn Love,
Is This The End,
Cool It Now.
Like, you can't remotely
not play those songs.
He didn't.
They said throw some bullshit in there.
So he gave him the B-side fodder.
He gave him a Damien Marlowe record.
Y'all are being disrespectful.
Keith Sweat did what he had to do up there.
And that's the end of it.
Yeah, that is it.
Y'all, Bobby played down.
Forget the wine.
Whatever.
He didn't do that.
Yo, he looked like his shirt was dead.
I know.
I know.
All that's cool.
All that's cool.
Bobby's the GOAT still.
Nothing changed last night.
He's still a GOAT.
Word.
But you ran into-
Keith is a GOAT too.
Ran into the Billy. Ran into the Billy.
Ran into the Billy.
Listen, in the jungle, you could be the lion.
He's the bigger lion.
I don't know if he's the bigger lion is what I'm saying.
But it's cool.
It happened.
It was dope.
That shit was entertaining.
Yeah, I'm still glad it happened.
Even if it went this way, I still like it.
You're going to always have a Keith sweating a Bobby. You're going to always have a Keith Sweat and a Bobby.
You're going to always have a Prince and a Mike.
You're going to always have the people that fall on one side of the pendulum versus the other.
But they're both goats.
Could you imagine how a Prince and Mike over...
You think you saw some shade and some sassy shit here?
I don't even want you
to do a versus
if you're not shady.
True.
Like,
I could just see...
Yo,
y'all niggas is different
because last week y'all said,
yo,
I don't want you to be shady.
I want y'all niggas
to get up there
and perform for the coaches.
You never heard me say,
I don't want people to be shady.
I'm shady.
I like shady shit.
I like to see shade.
It just has to be organized
and I don't want violence
to occur afterward
like normally happens today.
Niggas be shady
and then a gun is on them.
That changes it.
That changes the outcome
of the shade.
Not the 50-year-olds.
You get the shade,
then the fire.
This shit depends on
which 50-year-old you around.
You know if you're 50-year-olds
then I don't want to disagree
with a lot.
I don't think this is a good matchup.
Now that I saw it. Now that you saw I don't want to disagree with a lot I don't think this is a good matchup like I just now that I saw it
now that you saw it
you want to kick his back in
no I just think Bobby
like Keith Sweat
alright
anyway go ahead
you repeat yourself dog
we smoking on Bobby today
that's just it
we smoking on
we smoking on Bobby
maybe that's what
Shorty got caught smoking on
chill out man
damn
yo wait
we're not going
any further
without Ice
giving a word
to the Pooh Shiesty
event
what
free Pooh Shiesty
that's my words
okay
people trying to
frame that young kid
man
people
people
Instagram
him
the fans
Facebook got it out
for him
yeah man
the fans on Facebook they had it out for him they Yeah, man. Trying to frame it. It's the feds.
They had it out for him.
They made a deal, man.
They say, yo, we give you bill, give us poo.
All I'm saying is this.
That was the deal?
That was the deal, man.
Oh.
XXL put out a poo-shasty freestyle.
Yeah, freshman freestyle.
The freshman freestyle, and I listened to it.
It was no beat.
Yeah, the acapella freestyles.
Which is normally cool.
Sometimes it's cool.
Now you get to hear a little bit more now?
Until you're indicting yourself?
Now all Pooh Shiesty verses to me
sound like a Dave Chappelle skit.
Like it sounds like he's telling you
exactly what happened
on any given day.
Like, at the XXL Freestyle, she came in and said,
Spun the block.
He had a red shirt on.
Caught him at such and such intersection.
Such and such and such and such.
Killed him.
Stood over the body.
Went to his house.
Like, I believe him.
It's just lyrics, man.
He's just changing the topic. It's just lyrics man it's just lyrics
it's just rap
had a blue getaway car
plate 4D7
894 was an Acura
legend
and I threw the weapon
he ended up in heaven
it's crazy
yo he should stop rapping if he gonna be this real Yo It's crazy yo
He should stop rapping
If he gonna be this real
That's all I'm gonna say
We want real rappers though
Don't we
No you
No you
No you
I want Kid N Play to come back
Full force
Ain't my type
That's what I want
You can have all this
Like for real shit
Yo
This is crazy
Back in Blood came on last night.
I hear that shit too.
I'm not getting back on
Back in Blood.
But that first line
just changes everything now.
Come on, we can get off this.
Fuck, I'm getting goosebumps
just talking about this shit.
What y'all do when y'all hear
a noise in your house?
What kind of noise?
Yeah, it depends on the noise, what time it is.
How loud is the noise?
A loud noise.
Or is it coming from a basement or somewhere?
What y'all do when the wind make a really loud noise in your crib?
Nothing.
Sleep.
What do y'all do?
You go get your empty gun.
That's what you go get the gun.
You go get the empty gun.
New ice and ash. That's not what you do. You asking us what empty gun. You ice and ish.
I'm asking you what you do.
You asking us what we do.
Tell us what you do, nigga.
Put some wind.
Nothing if it's the wind, man.
If I just hear something blowing through, I don't do nothing.
Now, if it's a loud bang or something.
That's different.
That's different.
Might be another loud bang after it.
All right.
Since y'all so tough, I got it.
I'm getting pod version of y'all.
Say less.
I got a new question for y'all. What's up? Before y'all got happily in love got it. I'm getting pod version of y'all. Say less. I got a new question for y'all.
What's up?
Before y'all got happily in love,
how many pots you had?
I had a whole set.
I had the same amount.
Cooking pots?
Yeah.
It was new as hell.
Now,
my silverware might have been a little iffy.
No,
no,
that's next.
Don't worry.
Let's stay here.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Everybody tough. Everybody tough. Everybody's tough. Let me just get it. You had all the pots. I had the whole little set.
Every pot.
No, no.
Which set, nigga?
It's different sets.
Did you have the stainless steel set?
Yeah, stainless steel.
Did you have the 12 package lasagna, the oven pot?
Yeah, the shit with the colonel and all that shit in there.
It was a house.
You got the set from the supermarket?
I didn't.
No.
No.
I didn't get it from the supermarket.
How many pots you have?
You bought pots at the supermarket?
Stop, dog.
I'm asking a question.
I ain't never using shit. I got the J.A. Hinkle big set from Costco, bitch. Oh,? You buy pots at the supermarket? Stop, dog. I'm asking a question. I ain't never using shit.
I got the J.A. Hinkle Big Sit from Costco, bitch.
Oh, shit.
Hinkle.
Stop playing with me, dog.
How many pots you got?
I don't know.
You had all the correct pots?
Maybe 30 with the tops that come on them.
Everything, nigga.
Corey, do you hear these lying niggas?
I'm lying?
Do you hear these lying men?
You have two pots?
Yes.
Men only have two pots.
That's not true, Joe.
Are you lying?
No.
I'm not lying. I like to cook Men only have two pots. That's not true, Joe. Y'all are lying. I'm not lying. I'm not lying.
I like to cook,
so I had pots.
My girl has never,
any girl I've ever dated
has never bought me a pot, nigga.
Who said that?
Because you said prior
to being in a relationship,
how many pots y'all had?
She made you buy the pots.
No.
She made you order some pots.
She went to cook one day
and you had the two nigga pots,
the small rice pot
and the big spaghetti pot.
No, no, stop, man.
You got to give a pot.
And a frying pan.
Niggas got three pots and now y'all just William and Sonoma.
Yo, this nigga's stupid.
Y'all want to get the fuck away from y'all.
That's the truth, though, Joe.
How your silverware game was?
My silverware game is great.
Immaculate.
Yes.
30 forks.
My silverware game was trash.
I'm going to be honest with you.
My silverware game was trash. Immaculate. Yes. 30 forks. My silverware game was trash. I'm going to be honest with you. My silverware game was trash.
You did not have 30.
Joe, I've lived on my own a very long time.
Me too.
I've also done it with plastic forks, two forks, chopsticks.
I'm the king of the plasticware when it came to that.
I've done it with my hands.
I ate with bread.
Had to sop shit up sometimes.
What are you talking about?
Right now, you live by yourself.
You have a decent pot selection and a decent-
No, no, no.
I have way better than a decent pot selection and a decent no no no I have way better than a decent
pot selection
today
but that's cause I had to
change my life
life around
oh
well
I've never seen you have
shitty silverware
and I've known you a very long time
we rotated
we rotated some forks
no I never
I was always
so you always had silverware no I was in college no I'm. I was always the plastic one. So you always had silverware too?
No, I was in college.
No, I'm telling you.
I always had plastic.
I just had random.
I had all types of mismatch.
I never had a complete set.
Three spoons.
So y'all got knife sets.
No.
Tea.
Yes.
All the glasses.
Wine glasses.
I got the big stack of 500 gray solo cups.
Y'all are high value men.
Wow.
All right.
I'm trying to be.
What area of your life lacks anything?
I had a queen size.
Oh, no.
That's all.
I know.
But got all the pots.
Nah.
I ain't had no glasses.
But got every pot in the world.
That's my priority.
My glasses were trash, too.
Real talk.
The only glasses I had was shot glasses.
I had whatever came
With the bottle of liquor
That night
Nah I had
I get a ton of shot glasses
Always
In your whole house
Everything else was plastic
Plastic
The big tub
With 500 red solo cups
I never did the plastic cups
I just had the random glasses
Random silverware
You be like
Yo this fork don't have
We can leave this
Since y'all have all the pots
Yeah we got pots
I'm just
Alright cool
I'ma think I'm to come back with something else.
Don't worry.
Why you got to shoot, though?
Shooting is not how's your pot selection.
How's your pot game.
That's not shooting.
I didn't pay too much mind to towels when I was single either.
Oh, you're not.
Oh, great question.
I had towels I stole from tour hotels.
You got all the towels.
You're going to think I'm lying, yeah.
Every color towel.
No, when I'm like, I'm fam. you're going to think I'm lying, dog.
No, I been thought you was lying, but go ahead.
That's unfortunate.
Nigga, Marshalls and HomeGoods sell two, three polo towels for $7.99.
How you don't got matching towels?
I ain't never had.
Nigga, I'm grown.
What the fuck is wrong?
Why is he cursing at us?
Why is he cursing at us?
Because he has towels.
I ain't no Because he has towels.
I didn't know people made towels.
$1,500.
I don't go less than that.
All right, all right.
Yo, all right, I quit.
I quit the part.
Damn.
All right, I just want to gain understanding.
I'm 45 years old, yo. Listen to me, and I'm 41 almost. And I've lived on my own a long time. What the fuck. I'm a femme. All right, I just want to gain understanding. I'm 45 years old, Joe.
Listen to me, and I'm 41 almost.
And I've lived on my own a long time.
What the fuck do I look like having shitty towels?
But you've never struggled?
Not at 45.
No, at any five.
When I was in college, yeah.
At any one of the fives.
Then you ain't struggled since 80.
Wait.
All right, yo.
Let me wrap this up.
It's been a long time, Joe.
Wait.
All right.
Yo, let me wrap this up. Let me just wrap this up.
So you have every color towel, polo towel, and washcloth.
I have matching towels and sets in my home.
Yes.
Every fork, spoon, knife, glass imaginable.
I'm going to take a pitch of them and put them on.
And every pot.
Yes.
You got that much cabinet space, but can't fit the king in the...
All right. Come on, man. Who said I couldn't fit the king in the... All right, come on, man.
Who said I couldn't fit the king?
You ain't going to keep lying to me about that.
I want to see your pots, too.
I'm going to take a picture of them, too.
Let's move on.
But when's the last time you cooked something?
So now you got all these pots and ain't nobody doing no cooking.
That was me.
That was me.
Yo, when you move into your new spot, you don't go upgrade.
You get the pot set, yes.
You don't go bed, bath the pot set yes you don't go
bed, bath, and beyond
home goods
get some towels
matching
put them in a linen closet
do all of that
no
not the towels part
and you didn't either
when we lived together
I had my own
now you see you
rushing out to Marshall's
you was on that air mattress
doing some nasty
nasty things
now you just
missed the clean.
Hey, maybe you transformed.
Was it one of the nice air mattresses?
No, no, it was laced.
It was a king, too.
He did.
It was a nice air mattress.
There's a couple other things of you had the pillow top
and everything
yeah
you was doing that
with every pot in the world
wow
hey Piggity
don't listen to this
again
come on
we gotta move on
to something important man
we gotta move on
come on
what do y'all wanna talk about
the girl smoking weed
and the white people
not letting her do her thing
we can talk about it
yeah
Sha'Carri Richardson was,
was it,
she got a 30-day suspension.
Yeah.
For testing positive for marijuana.
So she can't compete in 100 meter.
Correct.
But I think she can still,
unless I read this wrong,
I think she can still compete
in other things
that happened after the 30 day.
Yeah.
So she's not out of the Olympics
entirely, I guess.
But that's her main shit, I think.
So just out of her main shit, pretty much.
This is sad, man.
It is.
This is sad.
Because she's fast.
I mean, all of them are fast.
But the videos I watch of her.
She gets busy.
She's faster than the fast people.
Yeah, she gets busy.
And she look like she doing that on the roll out of bed tip.
Like, yo, I'm just tired and I'm going to just run fast on everybody.
Yeah, like they should have just done it. And I like her response.
I'm human. I smoke some weed. Right.
Fuck y'all.
I don't. What don't you like
about ice?
I get it.
Everybody who wants to smoke weed, it's
harmless, it's this, it's that, but if it's
still illegal, it's still illegal.
The rule is the rule.
I could get mad. I'm just saying. I'm the rule. I could get mad.
I'm not mad.
I respect all the different takes that this podcast has.
I'm sorry.
The rule is the rule.
If you break the rule, you gotta do the consequences, bro.
Do the crimes you do the time.
I'm in agreeance with Ice.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hell, it's frozen over. I'm in agree greens with Ice Oh shit Oh hell It's frozen over
I'm in the greens with Ice
I think that
Again
Oh you trying to seem flawed
Cause you got all the towels
I'm not flawed
Oh shit
What the fuck you talking about
What makes my opinion
What makes my opinion
I'm not flawed
No you trying to seem flawed
Like our opinion is flawed
But nigga
Yo
Dog
I know People that are Olympic athletes.
They have a card of what you can and cannot take in your body as far as over-the-counter medicine, Tylenol, all that shit.
So, fam, when you commit, you did all that training and all that stuff to now do that.
I heard her justification was real.
So I don't want to take away from that.
Let's be clear.
Her justification says. I don't even like y away from that. Let's be clear. Her justification says...
I don't even like y'all
calling it a justification.
She said something.
She said...
I knew the rule.
I smoked weed.
My mom passed.
I found out through a reporter
via the news
maybe three days a week
before I had to qualify.
So I wanted to calm myself.
So I smoked.
My mind wasn't right.
My mental health wasn't right.
And I knew the risk associated with it
and that's what I did.
That's what she said.
Nothing wrong with that.
You knew the risk and now this is the response. Now, now the risk now now now now now now now we're seeing a common
theme that and you can get to your point but I don't want us to ignore the common theme of
Sha'Carri is talking about her mental health regardless of how she got there mental health
is at the forefront of what she is saying uh Naomi yep more of the same. Mental health.
Some of these rules just have to be broken.
I know that we don't care about black men in this country, but it's the same thing Paul George was saying about the bubble.
Yo, I'm here.
I'm away from my family.
I'm sex deprived.
My network, my people, I'm going crazy over here.
Now, that was the unpolished version of what LeBron said on the shop to his man.
Yo, I'm never going to Orlando.
I have PTSD.
I never want to visit again.
I was trapped there, fam.
I'm off of that.
But mental health, they got to start.
They got to alter the rules.
They got to break the rules.
Sorry.
I think that they should.
I mean, weed should be legal.
It does not enhance your performance.
You know what I'm saying?
I think it'll be a time and point where they will. It's going to get there. I think they will. A, enhance your performance you know i'm saying like now that part i agree with i think it'll be a time and point where they're gonna get there i think they will enhance the performance can't do
that enhance it you can't break the rules that's a conversation for a later time sure break the
rules enhance the shit when you knowingly break the rules because she says she knew the rules
so when you knowingly break the rules bud seelig knew the rules too when all them home runs was
flying around i don't want to hear none of this shit don't tell me about rules and when
they're applicable uh we can get into uh performance enhancement drugs later this is weed right so
again it's unfortunate that this has to happen especially based on what she's saying pushed her
over to that side.
But if you're the Olympic commission, it's every major country in the world.
What choice do they got?
Well, they can keep doing it this prehistoric way.
You have to not look at him.
I'm ignoring Corey.
Oh, I thought you were getting an appointment when you said that.
No, I'm just saying, I'm asking, like, what choice do they have?
Again, because now we let this slide, so then somebody in Tokyo does this,
and then somebody in South Africa does this,
and then somebody in Okinawa does this.
It opens up a Pandora's box.
You're going to have to listen to the athlete.
You're going to have to listen to the creators.
You're going to have to listen to all of the people that make a way for you to make the billions and trillions off of what they do we're seeing that with what the ncaa just did they had now they had
to or they didn't they could have kept doing it the way that they was doing it and and and if
nothing changes nothing changes until players start going to the black colleges,
the G League is now paying people.
Players were going to China.
Players were circumventing that every which way possible.
College didn't have a choice.
They're not doing that, pardon me,
because they love us athletes so much or because they love black people so much.
They're doing it because their bottom line is affected.
True.
And that's where the majority of my issue comes in. We're seeing it because their bottom line is affected. True. And that's where the
majority of my issue comes in. We're seeing all these
players speak up. Reggie Bush
who lost his Heisman
trophy because they said he made money off of his likeness.
There's a ton
of players. The Fab Five.
Fab Five, Des Bryant.
There's mad players.
And they should all be reinstated in whatever
they were stricken from.
I don't know.
I just don't like it.
I'm sorry.
I just don't like it because it's organized crime.
That's why I don't like it.
These colleges, these high school programs, these summer athletic programs, these scouting programs.
There's so many different programs, right, that do under the book illegal shit.
Of course.
Yeah.
Okay.
And it's okay.
Because it's done covertly or it's done in a private circle or it's done in darkness.
Or we catch you.
Damn, we didn't want to catch you.
So we give you a slap in the wrist.
Hey, you're out of next year's March Madness.
Ooh.
Okay.
Ooh, we just made 30 billion when this kid came over.
Who gives a fuck about March Madness?
But where does that start?
Again, same thing with the Olympic ship.
Where do you draw the line?
What do you mean?
It's going to do the same thing.
Even with them getting money now.
It makes it even more convoluted, in my opinion.
Really?
What do you mean?
You're against the college athletes getting bags?
This is against anybody getting money.
One minute I'm the Republican.
One minute I'm the Republican One minute I'm the Republican
One minute I'm not
No no no
No every minute
Alright this is the thing right
What separates college kid
I mean professionals
From amateurs
Is pay
Right
It's the only thing that separates them
Is pay
Right
So now once you get a check
You're no longer a college athlete
You're still a college athlete
You're no longer an amateur athlete
Pardon me
You
You're a professional Because you're getting paid to do this activity at this point
right well they're not getting paid to play basketball they're getting paid for sponsorships
i like the likeness payment like if a school is making money off of a likeness yeah so if a school
is making money off a number 21 jersey in north carolina and i'm number 21 y'all making money
off of me correct right. Right? So I
agree with that. I like this. I'm not
anti this. I like this. What are you
anti? I'm anti them getting paid to
play sports. Which they're not though.
I know. I said them for this. Oh, okay.
That's not happening at all. I'm anti them.
But why would you be against them being paid to play sports?
Because now you're a professional. So go to the league.
And you're getting paid.
Well, we can't go to the league
Because they put a rule in place
To profit off of us
For even longer
Because we were skipping
The one year
Right I know
But I'm against that rule
But once you get a check
To play
Go to the league
Right
And if you want to look at
Compensation
Compensation is relative
Dog it's motherfuckers out here
Spending $300,000 a year
To go to school
You adding your own benchmarks
is all relative. We just saying they should get paid.
They are getting paid. We're not saying they
all should be paid the same. They're getting a free
college education that people spend. Oh, no.
Whoa, whoa. I'm done with him. I'm out of here.
Don't give me that. I'm out of here. You're not going to
sell me back education.
I'm not going to give you
$20 million and you sell me
a book. Nah, a college book at that. I'm not going to give you 20 million and you sell me a book nah a college book
at that
I'm lost
I don't subscribe to that
that's what you're making
off of my name
that's what you're making
off of me
I don't subscribe to
I can go to any college
in the world
and learn and take classes
that I got a scholarship
and all you're doing me
the biggest favor in the world
when I jumped the highest
first off
I didn't even want to go to college
I didn't want to go to college
y'all making me go to college
to get to the league.
You're not leveraging college for me.
Yeah.
And that's why you feel that way.
Yeah.
You've never been.
And that's why you feel like that.
But I'm just saying,
to the millions of people...
Wait, no.
Everything that we're...
No, no.
That's just something stupid to say.
Don't start sounding stupid.
Hold on, hold on, Joe.
Hold on, Joe.
That's not stupid.
Wait, you're sounding stupid
when you say,
because I've never been to college,
why I think that.
No.
Nothing that we're talking about
I've experienced. I never had a jump shot. No. Nothing that we're talking about I've experienced.
I never had a jump shot. Like what are you talking about?
We're all in the land of oh I don't
know. I think the reality is kind of somewhere in between. I think
that Joe is right
that tuition
is not adequate
compensation for someone that is generating
you millions of dollars. Let me stop you right there. However
tuition is not nothing.
Tuition is not nothing.
It is something.
Anybody that works
in corporate America today,
if you work for fucking Microsoft
and you make $200,000 a year,
do you count Bill Gates' pockets?
No.
How much fucking money
does Bill Gates make
off of your work?
You don't count his pockets.
What are you talking about?
How is that relevant?
A job is a job.
A job is not my job.
A job is designed
to make your employer money.
Any person that you work for,
so you're taking the college athlete
that makes the school some money, right?
They're giving you a $300,000 education for four years, right?
That's a compensation.
So if you work for Microsoft for four years
and you make a hundred...
I would love to finish my point.
You make a hundred grand a year at Microsoft.
Nobody says Bill Gates makes XYZ Y, Z amount of money,
so we shouldn't work for him.
Can I raise my hand now?
I'm done.
I just, I don't even want to go to college.
You're making me go to college to get to the league.
For one year.
I don't want, I'm not in agreeance with that, by the way.
But this is what's happening.
So for you to say, for you to tell me, yo, you're being compensated.
This is your compensation.
I don't want to be here.
I'm talking about the four-year guys.
I agree with the one-year thing.
I think that is totally some.
That's here that don't even want, would have loved to go straight to the league from high school.
I agree.
I can't.
You're making me go here where you will now make millions of dollars off of me.
I get nothing for it i didn't
even want to be here i'm only and i can't make no i'm only picking this place because i think it
betters my chances to get to the next place where i wanted to i'm letting you i'm letting you
exploit me that is not some of them don't even feel that i don't think your mac microsoft
comparison at all i wanted to work for microsoft this was my goal To get here Okay so My goal is the league
So I want to stay here
Hold on real quick
Real quick
So in your argument
It would be the league
I'm on this team
Getting paid
And I'm worried about
What the owner makes
Not college
It's the same thing
No it's not
It's not the same thing
Okay let me
Go ahead
I want to stay here
Because we
I get
Chopped up Right on certain points.
I'm against the one-year rule.
Be clear.
I'm against the one-year rule.
But now, let's take it a step further.
And I want y'all to see the long-term ramifications of this.
It's 100 and something D1 colleges.
We're not counting D2s and D3s.
We're just going to stay on D1s.
It's 500 basketball players
in the NBA.
Right?
So now,
you got every agent
lying to these young black kids.
You talking about black,
these are black boys.
You have all these agents
telling them,
yo, hire me.
I'm guaranteed to get you
into the draft.
I'm guaranteed to get you
into the lottery.
But once you hire me,
you can't go to school now.
You can't go back
and go to school for free.
So now I'm going to sign up to this agent and I'm going to skip college and go to the draft.
And now I'm fucking pumping gas somewhere in Podunk, Mississippi because I listened to this agent and I no longer could go get a free education that could make me take care of my family for the rest of my fucking life.
That is a compensation.
If you choose to go to university or whatever and you get a $300,000 education, that
allows you to take care of your family.
Says who? Not necessarily.
Says America, nigga.
And this is my point.
You took it as a shot. I know niggas with straight up
bachelor's degrees working at Starbucks.
I know. And that's not a shot to them.
Y'all put so much faith in American constructs.
Four year education is working at Starbucks. My homegirl
can't get a decent job. You keep telling me about college in corporate America.
I don't subscribe to any of that.
Everybody that graduates college don't make it in corporate America either.
I'm not disagreeing with that either.
What I'm going to tell you this is the ratios are better.
But ain't none of it guaranteed.
I'm self-employed.
I've been self-employed for 20 years.
You know what?
So it's not like I don't work in corporate America.
What I'm telling you is everybody can't be a fucking entrepreneurial brain that's going to go out.
We're talking about the norms here.
We're not talking about the outliers.
We're talking about the norms.
See, stop for a minute.
Most norms work for somebody.
But that's where I believe your example to be flawed because in your example, they are outliers.
There are only 420 people in the NBA.
So you're absolutely right
if i hired the agent i think you do have 30 days if you feel like you're not going to make the
draft but the agent's lying to you so you feel like you're going to make the draft but uh you
can't go back to school if you feel like you're not gonna make it but when they don't you didn't
go to school you didn't go to school you jumped from high school to the league you can't no you
can't do that we're talking about what we're dealing with now though ish we're not you can't
do that anymore but let me because you can't do that. We're talking about what we're dealing with now, though. You can't do that anymore.
We're talking about take college out of this.
We can't because this is about college.
That's what we started. You're saying you
don't want to go to college. So we're going to
say that they forced you to go to school.
Correct. Right? I'm against that
for the record. But now
you're going to have a whole bunch of young
black kids
foregoing college, trying to go to the league because they feel they're good enough.
Okay, now.
Which is thousands of now kids that are uneducated.
But what I'm saying to you is it's not just the league today.
Today, there are a plethora of leagues and places that if you're not drafted to the NBA, you can have a long, successful career.
That's not a lot of places you can go.
You're talking hundreds of thousands of kids every single year.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Every time I name more places, your numbers start to get higher.
I'm not saying that every kid that shoots a ball is going to have some place to go.
I'm saying the gifted.
That's the point.
That's the point.
No, but you're not an outlier.
I'm not talking about the NBA and the 400 people that are allowed to go there.
Forget the NBA.
That was a mistake.
If you take that number and multiply it with all of the leagues, scream in.
Pull up every league that exists.
All that EuroLeague shit.
All of them.
China.
Pull up all of that.
And then you're not an outlier.
And this is where the miseducation comes in.
You know when you go overseas, they can only have two Americans on each team?
Nigga, it's not going to be an exodus to fucking tel aviv to play basketball you can only have
two americans per team so again like i said every single year in high school you know that there
were touring outfits where athletes that didn't make any league just toured and played in different
parks and made money.
So why do you act like if you don't make it too much? How many people is that mouse?
You talking about a very small number of people.
And you talking about all the people that ever shot a ball.
I'm only talking about the small percentage of people that are great enough to get where the fuck they got to go.
I'm talking about the number of kids that subscribe to college every single year from high schools all around the country.
There are a number of D1 colleges
that hold 15 slots.
We let him trap us in a serious dump.
He got us.
We let him get us.
On the 4th of July fucking weekend,
he trapped us into a...
We hear though.
I kind of agree with this.
Oh my goodness.
You agree with me?
I agree with you.
You agree with me for my...
I do think that college kids should be able to make money off their likeness. I agree with that. I said the NIL, I agree with this stuff. Oh, my goodness, Chris. You agree with me? I agree with you. You agree with me for my – I do think that college kids should be able to make money off their likeness.
I agree with that.
I said the NIL, I agree with.
I did agree with.
And I'm anti the one-year shit.
I'm going to tell you what.
All I'm saying is to that one athlete –
All right, let's just say –
I'm not saying everybody.
The dude who's ranked number three in the country in high school, LeBron,
when his mom's got the Hummer And they was like
Oh he's not gonna be able
To go to college
LeBron I don't give a fuck
About college
I'm not going anyway
I am number one
But wait wait hold on
I'm agreeing with that
I get that but
If we're all agreeing
Then why are we
Hold on hold on
Hold on hold on
You're taking the best
Of the best
It's a case by case basis
But Ish
Hold on let me finish
Let me finish, please.
Let me finish.
The number 50 in his state that the agent is lying to.
Can I finish?
Can I finish what I was just trying to say?
Mm-hmm.
That one, he gets forced to go to college, can't make anything off of him.
This is what happens.
I don't mean, I know you're saying you're against the one and done.
There's also a lot of kids that want to go to college and play ball for Kentucky or Duke or whatever, too.
So let's not discount that whole.
Right.
And they can't do that.
That's a large percent of kids that want that.
That want to go to March Madness and want to do all that shit.
Correct.
And are happy with the compensation.
I'm just saying for that, let's just use that small 0.5% or whatever.
You are forcing me to go to college and your justification for me not getting any money
off of this is, but I'm giving you an education.
Fam, fuck your education.
That's not what I wanted.
Croc of shit for LeBron.
It's a croc of shit.
That's all I was saying in that instance.
A croc of shit for LeBron James.
I agree with you.
That's all I was saying.
LeBron James is less than 1% of these people.
I agree with you.
Kobe Bryant, Kevin Garnett,
they're less than a tenth of a percent
of all the college athletes.
I am agreeing with you in there.
We have to agree because they changed the rule after four niggas left.
Exactly.
They start being a trend.
They said, oh, no, no, no.
We see what's going on here.
But you see what started to happen with that too.
There was a lot of busts.
A lot of busts.
And now these jokers can't fend for themselves because they listened to an agent that led them and their poor family
down the wrong road telling them that they were going to be
the best shit
since sliced bread
and now it didn't pan out
for you and you fucked.
I got a trick for you.
Cookout music.
That'll slow him down.
Let's see him try to find
something serious
to talk about
over Bill Withers.
I'm only joking.
I thought we was going to come in here laughing.
Bill, come on, Bill.
Take us where we need to go, man.
Where's the cookout?
Where's the cookout?
The sunlight hurts my eyes.
What y'all doing for the 4th?
That's what I just said.
What's your plan?
But I can't hear you because you're whispering.
No, I was trying to see where the cookout at.
I don't know.
I don't got shit to do.
Parks is going upstate.
You're working on the fort?
That's what I'm not doing.
That's always a dope alibi.
I mean, damn.
Damn, build that house, King.
I ain't got no plans.
I don't know, man.
Yo, he is so full of shit.
Yo, wait.
Wait, hold up.
All right, wait.
You know what?
Yo, this guy is a different.
He knows you watch. Ish. You a different type of nigga, yo. Yo, you up. You know what? Yo, this guy is a different. He knows you watch.
Ish.
You a different type of nigga, yo.
Yo, you hear him?
I heard him.
Is Home Depot even open on the 4th of July?
Yes.
Yo, what the fuck is he?
It is, though.
Is Lowe's open?
Yes.
Home Depot closes.
Take that.
Actually, they might be open because there's a lot of grills being sold.
The permit people, who you be going to get permits from?
They open on the 4th? Damn. What's a Sunday? grills being sold. The permit people, who you be going to get permits from? They open on the 4th.
Damn.
What's a Sunday?
Ish think he can tell me anything, man.
Hey, last podcast, Ish promised me he would go out with me, right?
He promised.
He said it.
It's recorded.
It's documented.
I said, yo, I'm going out.
Yo, I'm out of here.
Ooh, big bad Corey.
Huh?
A little Gucci.
Flying out.
I see some monograms. You know what I mean? See that, right? Travel safe. That's a nice duffel. Uh- Corey. Huh? A little Gucci. Flying out. I see some monograms.
Travel safe.
You know what I mean?
See that, right?
Travel safe.
That's a nice duffel.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Fucked our pod lights up.
He got out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Yo, he said he would go out with me last pod.
I thought we was going to go to the strip club and do like an old to the old times when
we was the Splash Brothers the original Splash Brothers
so I hit him on Wednesday
know what my Splash Brother
says to me
yo
it's pouring out
yeah
it was fucking raining
hard ice
wasn't it raining down by us
and he was trying to make it rain
yeah
I said yo
it's not raining where you at
he said no
a little light drizzle maybe it should just He said, no, a little light drizzle.
Yo, do y'all hear that?
Maybe it should just be funny
in my head.
A little light drizzle.
It's just not going
to the strip club
to see titties and ass
because it's pouring out.
I mean,
because, nigga,
I got to get to your house
to get...
But tell me he ain't 48, 49 years old.
Then I'm 48, 49 too then
because I'll be like, oh, no, I don't feel like going out in the rain. Ice. Ice doesn't live 48, 49 years old. Then I'm 48, 49 too then, because I'll be like,
oh, now I don't feel like going out in the rain.
Ice.
Ice doesn't live far, far from me.
It was pouring, right?
Yeah.
Wednesday night.
By the Verrazano?
All right, don't worry about it, man.
Don't worry about it.
By Turtleback Zoo.
Do it, man.
Don't worry about it.
Come on, what else?
What else?
What else we got to get to?
I said, what's up?
He said, it's Wednesday.
I said, yo. I said, what's up? He said, it's Wednesday. I said, OK.
He says, yo, we not in the streets, King?
He had me with the King and everything, right?
I said, yo, bruh, it's pouring down.
He said, I'm going to destroy you on the bar tomorrow.
And I come in here, and y'all are like, no, man.
I totally understand.
When it's raining outside and you don't have an umbrella.
Everybody doesn't have the luxury of a driver.
The luxury.
Every hour, you take away
privileges from the underpaid.
From workers.
And now you want to get into
who has the luxury.
Every hour,
the less fortunate gets shit snatched
from you.
And now you want to say about the luxury.
It's crazy, yo.
All right.
All right, come on.
Let's get to it.
What's up, man?
I don't want to talk about Bill Cosby now.
I don't either, bro.
I don't really want to talk about Bill Cosby.
Sorry, America.
I don't.
You won't force me into having to do it.
All right, but I do have a question.
Oh, brother, man. And then y'all going to but I do have a question. Oh, brother, man.
And then y'all going to get on me for serious talk.
No, no, no.
It's not even about Bill Cosby, though.
It's not about him.
All right, let me just have this hook ready for when you start going crazy.
All right, now go ahead.
Get your shit on.
All right, go ahead.
This is definitely a Bill Cosby question.
Three.
How do y'all feel about black men about phil osby a way to beat the system the way
that they do all right i can tell y'all don't have four for july
i can't no no me me too like this is work y'all niggas do not
follow instructions
alright I'm chilling
alright hold on
no no no
come on
I want Ish to answer that
as I just
like answer
he gonna say
look this is what he gonna do
let me tell you what he gonna do
who me?
yes
I'm leading back
I'm leading back like bad Joe
I want Ish to answer it right
as soon as you say something
you go serious
after we just said
we don't want to discuss it
he gonna say
yo I want Ish to answer it this ain't about Bill as you say something, After we just said we don't want to discuss it, he gonna say, yo, I want Ish to answer it.
This ain't about Bill.
That's what I'm saying.
First of all.
This ain't really about him
in this position.
He asked us, first of all.
Because that's how they
get away with shit all the time.
They find loopholes
and little shit
and they technicality.
This is my stance
on what your question was.
My question, not about him.
On what your question was.
One, he didn't find a loophole.
He should have never went to jail
Ish
It's based on the law
Ish
Hold on Ish
We not doing that
I'm literally asking you
Well I can't answer
You can take it out
Hold on
I can't answer it
No no no
Given what we know
He did go to jail
I'm just saying
The fact that he got out
It was on the technicality
They said he should not Have gone to jail. I'm just saying the fact that he got out was on the technicality.
They said he should not have gone to jail, period, based on the law.
Because of agreements made.
Technicality.
It's the law. It's the technicality.
It's the technicality.
Not the law.
He was found guilty of breaking the law.
It's just saying that we're not discussing that part.
I'm just saying the technicality.
We're talking about the technicality is what he got out of.
Because that's what they do.
They find technicalities and loopholes and make it work in their favor.
I'm just asking you how you feel about it being on the other side, finally.
That's it.
I'm not getting into the specifics.
Who making the macaroni salad at the cookout?
No, Mark.
Mark, you can fix it if you need to.
Mark's got the devil's eyes.
No, leave it.
I like it.
I just want us to concisely answer it and go.
Because I see where it's going.
I didn't want to.
I see where it's going like Temple Run right now.
That's not shit, by the way.
Yo, I don't want to even talk
about this shit, to be honest. We ain't got to go there.
New music?
Yeah. It wasn't a lot.
On the 4th of July,
we shouldn't have done that shit.
Alright, new music. New music.
I tried to do that thing that you taught me, where you go
to genre, pick the genre you like, and then all the music pop up,
and nothing popped up.
There wasn't much this week that I could find anyway.
We got new Brent featuring Drake.
I've got new...
Neptune's.
The Neptune's did this?
Yeah, both of them.
Chad was in the building.
It sounds like it though
Until when?
What you mean?
Nothing
I ain't done falling for that
I always fall for what you mean
No
I mean nothing
They don't even deserve what I really mean
Ever
You said what you mean You can even deserve what I really mean. Ever. That's what I said. Huh?
You said what you mean.
You can't say what I mean.
Turn this up.
Let me try this.
Am I in?
See where you're taking the culture right now.
Pause it.
Pause it.
Let me offer praise. Let me start with love
I love that just seeing Brent Fayez featuring Drake
Let's me know that mutt shit is coming
And I champion mutt
I love anytime two dudes get on and mutt it down
I don't care if you're trying to initiate muttness.
And what I mean by muttness
is just all types
of toxic vulnerability.
That's what I mean.
It's more toxic than mutt.
It's mutt too.
See, that's where the line gets blurry.
You could be mutt
and toxic. You could be both.
Because you don't know
How to handle the feelings
That come with being a mutt
It turns into toxic
Ah
So I like that
That's the content here
Okay
When you see these two names
Somebody's getting shitted on
So I like that
I just didn't know
That the Neptunes did this
Yeah
That makes more sense
Let's hear it
I'll share my world
With you If you're gonna waste your time That makes more sense. Let's hear it. I'll share my world with you.
If you're going to waste your time with me.
If you're going to waste your time with me.
I mean, honestly.
Open your eyes and see.
If you're going to waste your time with me.
It's giving you what you need.
If you're going to waste your time with me.
Pause it.
That never works when I say it.
If you're going to waste your time, then waste it with me. No, because then they waste your time. Yeah For this That never works when I say it If you're gonna waste your time
Then waste it with me
No cause then they waste your time
Yeah but I'm cool with that
Cause I ain't gonna give you
So much time
I don't want my time
You ain't gonna waste
The important time
Monopoly time
Space
You get the bullshit tone
Escape room
They don't even let you Answer the phone in escape room How you gonna waste my time You gonna go see escape room The movie by dude. They don't even let you answer the phone in the escape room.
How'd you go waste my time?
Are you going to go see Escape Room, the movie, by the way?
Yes, can't wait.
Can't wait.
Mad they didn't cast me.
Should have been in it.
Fam.
I don't think they're going to escape.
Joe would have took that shit so serious.
Like, fam, it's a movie.
It's a movie.
I don't know how when Imani was here last time,
we didn't kill him about him blowing into the wall for an hour
in the last escape room.
I'm sorry.
Literally.
Yo, for real.
The girl said, you got to take your hands
and blow into the wall.
To make the lights go.
There was a hole in the wall.
But it was like 9,000 lights, so he had to keep blowing.
Literally, the lights ran from across here and there and back.
He lit the whole room up.
Wait, wait.
He said, yo, I got a headache.
No, wait.
When we figured out that the hole had to get blowed on or blowed in,
I don't even like how I say that, but fine.
Here come Imani bragging.
That's why you got to be careful with bragging.
Hey, everyone, I'm a singer.
I'm a singer.
I got this.
Let me ask you.
I breathe for a living.
Let me give you a little bit more info on it.
The hole was about that high off the ground.
He had to get on his knees
he had to bend down
and we didn't get out
of the room
that nigga blew for nothing
he blew for absolutely nothing
but wait though
and then when he couldn't
blow anymore
he asked the white man
that was in the room
with us to
finish the job
he didn't ask him
the white dude was like
I can jump in
I got it
I got it
no he was excited to blow
he wanted to blow
the fucked up part was but white dudes don't play all that pause games I got it. I got it. No, he was excited to blow. He wanted to blow. The fucked up part was.
But white dudes don't play all that pause game, too.
I got to blow in the hole.
Where's the hole?
I'm coming.
You need me to blow for an hour?
I'm coming.
They don't do that shit.
The fucked up part was we get out the room and the girl says, oh, yeah, one of the last
teams broke the thing.
It was a pump that you had to push.
And you would push it.
And the lights would go all the way around.
They broke the pump.
So now everyone else got to blow.
I didn't know that part.
That was terrible.
It was one of the worst rooms we've ever been in.
We should do an escape room this weekend if y'all ain't doing shit.
Back to Brent Fires.
This is our new music segment. You could have all the space
Wait, wait, wait.
Tell us.
Wait, wait, wait.
Say it.
I could do a whole hour in this song.
Yeah, don't do the challenge.
Wait.
Wait.
Holy shit.
You hear it?
This is not a good song.
You don't fuck with it?
No.
Why not?
What you don't like about it?
It sound like a demo tape song.
Like you trying to get signed. It just don It sound like a demo tape song, like you trying to get signed.
It just don't sound like a real polished song to me.
Even with the Neptune's beat.
We not young enough to vibe to this.
It sound real juvenile.
Nah, this shit sound real juvenile.
Like, the beat ain't dope.
Drake rap is like an eight, but the song itself.
And I'm an R&B guy.
The song don't sound.
You know, sometimes the Neptunes get into this, like, drifty shit. They told me this was a song of the summer. Y'all don't agree? Who's summer? It don't sound... You know, sometimes the Neptunes get into this like, drifty shit. They told me this was
a song of the summer. You don't agree?
Who's summer? It ain't the...
This summer!
I don't think this song will be
a song of the summer. I'm just going off
the things that I've seen. I keep trying to do
this thing where I spread nothing but positivity.
I heard about six songs on
her album that are better than the song that would
constitute song of the summer.
I'm a Neptunes fan.
Me too.
I like this shit.
But again, because you're a fan of somebody, that don't mean you can't knock a song or some shit that they do.
The problem is he keep talking about the Neptunes portion of it.
You just want the instrumental.
You'll take the instrumental parts?
And we're big Neptunes fans too, And we like their contribution to it as well.
Now, what else are you saying about the final product?
I really like the 808s.
Who was that?
That was them?
But I think the thing I keep saying about Brent's voice,
I think he's doing it on purpose.
It's not for me.
It ain't for me.
That's his voice.
He's doing that.
He doing it to piss you off
no it's attracting
it's working for him
it works
like he's cool
he's super cool
he's super successful
he's like
he's a vibe
he's killing it
super independent too
I like his business model
I like everything
that he's doing
I just am too old
to do this
hmm
yeah this is not
something that I would
but I might play it
when the young girls come around
if it works it works
they like Drake
if y'all ever want to see a movie
just listen to my set when young girls
are around I don't listen to none of that shit
in my spare time
but boy the throw baby
remix
when the baby comes on it changes the whole vibe with the LEDs.
Yeah, those guys.
Y'all don't know because y'all married.
Y'all never even heard Throw Baby, right?
My girl Ratchet.
My girl's Ratchet.
You know that.
That's her shit.
Yeah, but the song coming on and she being your fiancee and wife still.
She ain't turning into a throw baby. Neither is y'all. We're not talking about y'all queens, so we song coming on and she being your fiancee and wife still. She ain't turning into a throw baby.
Neither is y'all.
We're not talking about Jock Weed, so we're moving on.
You got the verified 2020?
No, I don't.
I don't.
I need it, though.
Throw baby.
Doja's coming on.
Wait, oh, y'all not.
All right.
Okay.
All right, I got it.
Y'all talk.
All right, come on.
What else came out?
There was a Doja Deluxe, right?
Yeah, the Deluxe version came out.
A couple more records. I'm tired of the Deluxe. right? Yeah, the Deluxe version came out. A couple more records.
I'm tired of the Deluxe.
I'm tired of the Deluxe
a week after the album.
I'm tired of that.
I said that before.
I'm off of that.
That's how you start it?
Listen,
you ain't got to do
nothing with this.
You just let this go.
You just let this go
when the young girls
is around.
Fam, and if you have a way to loop this beat up for extra 10 minutes, Let's go. Just let this go when the young girls is around. Fam.
And if you have a way to loop this beat up for extra 10 minutes,
you loop it up.
Bring her on later.
I don't know why rappers didn't rap over this.
I'm not rapping, but rappers should have rapped over this.
Bro's supposed to.
This is supposed to.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Thank you. Oh, my God. Listen, we don't even have to do it.
I ain't got time to get erect in here right now, but...
That...
What do you mean, yo?
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
What the fuck?
What are you saying right now?
You said I don't have time to get erect in here.
And I'm saying, hey, yo.
Park's saying, hey, yo.
And I don't know what he said.
See, I keep getting myself in trouble.
So let me explain this.
Sometimes on this broadcast, this audio adventure, I'm going to just say something.
I don't mean that it's what I think and feel or what's really happening even.
Never think that my dick is hard
around you niggas.
The fuck are y'all talking about?
Like y'all cute.
It's Pride Month. Go ahead and say what.
What happened?
It's Pride Month.
I thought we were talking about Brent Fires still.
We didn't even get to the Drake verse.
This guy is different.
Come on, let's get to the Drake verse, man.
Let's get to the Drake verse.
Drake did Drake.
Yeah.
The 10,000 building, get your ass an apartment
Put you inside a G-Class, that's just a starter
Can plenty things count in life, but none of them is a thought of it
New piece around my neck is chess games
Can shorty stay with calculated moves like Beth Harmon
Swear I'm more purple rain prince than Prince Charming
Disappointment, I stay expected
And the pessimists, gold medalists, flush the magnums
Just so they not collecting my specimens down
The way she would pop me man you would think she's a veteran on remembrance
Clean it ladies sweep the room daily for the evidence everything I ever did turn it off
No, he wasn't playing yeah
He won't play that's the first time you've been on a Neptune's beat the 10,000 build. I don't think so
I don't know but it won't be the last.
He went crazy.
It's a little different.
Fam, he said he flushes the magnums.
Bad for the septic system.
It's his business.
Wait, he said he does what, fam?
He flushes the magnums so they don't keep none of his specimens.
That's how I know he get caught all the time.
He use magnum,
stooping him up.
He trying to flush
the magnum down the toilet.
Nigga,
that shit flow right back up.
You got tied knot on it.
You got tied knot on it.
You think it's just wild.
You got tied knot.
If you don't tie the knot,
that shit be like
forever getting down the toilet.
You can't flush them, man.
Nah, man.
Or just don't use the condom.
She gonna...
Well, go ahead.
I mean...
That fixes that one.
Flush what down the toilet?
I'll pass.
I'll deal with the plunger.
It's all gone.
I'll just be going raw.
She gobbled up all evidence.
You gonna have to put
the forensic light
in her mouth.
Go to her stomach
and get it out.
It's gone, baby.
Not a trace. Remember that shit without a trace yeah that's my show without a trace throw baby i only stopped the song when throw baby come on
his lip but i only stopped the song because drake said he had the cleaning lady sweep the house
daily to get rid of the evidence also so I stopped it because that's not fail-proof either like the cleaning lady might fuck up one day and leave some
shit around but now you're in the gym no but then you blame it on Maria it's her earring
no now Maria don't wear them kind of earrings my cleaning lady not mine let me say somebody else
another my friend cleaning lady is so efficient
she is so good at what she does that sometimes she bumps into things and isn't sure whether to
throw them out or place them neatly perfectly on the nightstand where you'll be sure to see it
and one time one of those things was an eyelash i know what y'all are thinking
holy shit joe those aren't your eyelashes And one time, one of those things was an eyelash. I know what y'all are thinking.
Holy shit, Joe, those aren't your eyelashes?
I didn't think that.
I definitely didn't think that. Definitely didn't think that one.
These are mine.
So whose were those?
So if a young lady found eyelashes by my bed,
they was placed perfectly, like propped up on like a box
lights around it.
This nigga's stupid.
We might have
just finished
fucking
to the side
after having
a blast
and said
what's this?
How you don't
see that
before you lay down?
Nigga I don't
look on that
side of the
fucking room.
It's a king size
yeah.
I'm about to
get the king
over there. Yeah. When you cheat you think the chicks know not to leave shit on the dresser right there.
What?
They drop shit on purpose.
And what's cheating, honestly?
That's cheating, Joe.
See, now, y'all don't want to have this talk.
That don't prove cheating.
You think a young lady just came in and took off her glasses?
No, no, no.
Now, you can't prove it to a girl.
But I'm saying in the court of law, that don't put you in jail.
It was an eyelash there.
I guess everybody's definition of cheating is different.
No, that part is true.
This is the guy that argued the makeup on the sheets.
That wasn't cheating either, though.
On a pillowcase, not the sheets.
Now, now, she shouldn't have been in the bedroom. But that wasn't cheating. Again, it depends on how you look at it. I didn't cheating either though. On a pillowcase, not the sheets. Now she shouldn't have been in the bedroom.
But that wasn't cheating.
I didn't touch that girl. And that was a
spray tan. How the fuck I was
supposed to know this bitch?
How am I supposed to know that she went
and got a spray tan? I didn't know
until she got up. That's just a
I said, oh shit. You still
ain't changed. An orange strip.
I didn't expect company.
Oh, the popper.
She didn't live there
when she popped,
lived there when she popped up.
She just popped up
and seen something
that she thought was makeup.
I didn't want to have to explain
that spray tan.
She was naked in here
and I didn't touch her.
That wasn't going to fly,
but I didn't touch her.
You told me.
Why didn't she tell her that haven't I been looking a little bronzer lately unless anyone else wants
to use this time to share about ways that they've been caught cheating when they used to cheat, of course.
I got caught.
I didn't care, but now you do.
What the fuck?
Look at Park trying to save the day.
How you got caught?
With the Apple Watch.
Huh?
Idiot.
Yeah.
When it first came out, didn't know she could just access the text messages
through the Apple Watch.
No, don't catch me
on my Apple Watch.
That's crazy.
I was in the room.
At least she got to
squint her eyes
to see the madness.
She came flying at me
like 100 miles per hour.
What the fuck?
The watch did.
Yeah, the watch.
They're not the most durable
so that watch was probably
done afterwards.
Oh yeah, that was done.
Yeah, that was done.
Damn, she took your watch
in the bathroom
and locked the door. No, no, even better. Dad, she took your watch in the bathroom and locked the door.
No.
No, even better.
My dumb ass had the watch in the bedroom on a charger.
She in the bedroom.
Your ex-roommate got a condom in his downtown, but she got no furniture in her crib.
I've been there.
Checkmate.
Even though you hate that I even check, I still get a heat for effort.
Wait.
Here we go. What is Drake doing, man? Even though you hate that I even check I still get a heat for heaven Wait, wait.
Here we go.
What is Drake doing, man?
Oh my God.
No, I can't talk about it, man.
I gotta shut up.
I gotta shut up.
That verse is hard.
He smoked this verse.
I think this is the first time he was on a Neptune.
He was really excited to be on this song.
At least the first, like, on a...
He probably was on some type of Freestyles or something,
but.
Yo, he killed this.
Yeah,
probably was,
but.
I think this is his first,
like.
You used to do skin care,
but now you do swimwear.
Your ex-roommate,
yo,
Drake's so chatty.
Your ex-roommate
got a condo
that's downtown,
but you got no furniture
in the crib.
I've been in there.
Checkmate.
Even though you hate that,
I even check her.
I still get an E for effort.
That's fucked up.
Drake, why are you going
to her friend's house?
Roommate's house.
To even know
she don't have a house.
And why are you
really saying,
yo, I've been there.
Checkmate.
That's not checkmate.
That is some toxic shit.
That's true.
Checkmate.
He's the man.
Toxic shit. I like that other line's the man. Toxic Jus.
I like that other line.
If I let you talk first, then nobody speak in second.
Why does that hit you so hard?
Yeah, you lost me.
I love that line, too.
I love that line.
What it mean?
It means she won't let you get a word in.
She won't let you talk.
Oh, I don't have that problem.
Sorry.
It's nice to be you. I'm going to get my words in.
Nice to be you.
And you're in your home.
You're so stupid.
You're going to get all the words off in your house.
Take that shit down to the junction.
Go ahead.
Fourth is a LIA record.
If I let you talk first and nobody is speaking second.
Fluent and passive aggression.
That's why you acting dismissive.
Hearing me out for once would require you actually listen.
Damn.
Wait, time out.
That was a bar though.
That's a fucking bar.
It's not a bar if you've been going to her friend's house with no furniture.
I'm not listening to you now.
That's active aggression.
That is it.
He calling her passive aggressive.
All right.
You just went to her friend.
Oh, I love Drake.
Drake's the man.
Let's play.
The boy is back.
I never turn my back.
I just slapped him.
So now all that they see Is my back
Say that damn
Maybach bands
With me in the back
When I wasn't accurate
I still couldn't
Clean up my act
Whenever I tell the truth
You feel like you being attacked
But that come with being attached
So how about we leave it at that
If you gonna play something
That shit is hot
That shit is hot
He hurt her
He hurt her
She hurt him
He squirted that one. She hurt him, bro.
He squirted that one.
Nah, she hurt him.
Yeah, but whoever puts it on the track wins.
She definitely hurt him, but he got to the studio first.
Yeah, with Pharrell.
She gonna stab him next time.
He handled that one, boy.
Yeah.
And it's still fucking her friend.
On the floor.
Checkmate.
No, no, she got furniture now.
Checkmate.
Oh, no.
She definitely. And the G-Wagon. That's the remix verse. No no she got furniture now Checkmate Oh no She definitely
And the G-Wagon
That's the remix verse
Yeah Frank got furniture
Yeah now
Yeah it's burning you now
And I'm on the couch
Yeah that boy burning it down
She don't speak to
Yeah he gonna go off
He gonna go off
What music came out?
We said the Doja Deluxe
G-Herbo G-Herbo drop? Yeah Hey What music came out? We said the Doja Deluxe G Herbo
G Herbo drop?
Yeah
Hey
Let's go Herbo
I didn't hear the shit
Shout out to Herbo
I didn't hear it yet
I enjoyed it
I'm looking forward to it
I don't got no deep analysis
Because I only was through it one time
But
It sounded nice
No more analysis from me
On music
On Saturday
I'm waiting until Wednesday.
They're not tricking me anymore.
Personally, I always gave Herbert a hard time just because I had a critique of his, a critique on his style.
But with the new baby and everything, I just want to hear where that puts.
I like when some life-changing shit happens and then an artist puts something out.
I just want to hear where they are now.
So that's why I'm looking forward.
I didn't listen to it yet, but I want to hear it.
What's up, G.
What, bro?
I think this is
the funniest podcast
group in the world.
I'm just saying.
You like the life-changing shit
like life birth,
but also like death.
That's life-changing shit,
ain't it?
You like the life...
Ain't that life-changing shit?
That was life-ending shit.
That's not...
Yeah.
Somebody life-changed.
I know.
Division put something out with Ty Dolla $ign and Mac Miller.
That shit is nice, too.
I like it a lot.
I like that shit a lot.
I don't know why I thought an album was coming or an EP was coming, but.
I thought that they said that they're doing one, but maybe I'm wrong.
I'll be waiting.
I'll be waiting.
Can't wait to hear it.
That'll be cool. I'll be waiting. Can't wait to hear it. That'll be cool.
I don't think.
Aura.
Wait.
Is this a song by Mariah The Scientist?
Yes.
I'm going to get it.
I like her.
Aura by Mariah The Scientist.
I haven't heard it yet.
I haven't heard any of the music.
And quite.
I've been chilling.
To tell the truth, I'm not playing a bunch of new music this weekend on 4th of July weekend.
This is not the weekend for that. Yeah. This is not the weekend for that.
Yeah, this is not the weekend for that.
I'm playing old shit.
And then next week, snow drops.
So I'm never listening to anything for the next who knows what.
You locked in when that one dropped.
Yeah, nah.
I've been playing the old joint.
I've been playing the first joint just to get ready.
I was about to say.
Like treating that shit like Ozark.
Let me go watch the last episode.
Yeah, see what was going on back there.
All right, what else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Nas re-release.
Nas re-release.
It was written.
That's Ice's
second favorite album ever.
1B.
1B, okay.
Doggy Style 1A.
It was written 1B.
Okay.
I'm not mad at that.
Yeah, yeah.
25th anniversary
re-release.
What's the third
on that list?
In a world of hip hop? My all-time favorite. What's the third on that list? In a world of hip hop
My all time favorite
What's the third on that list?
After those two
Black Album
Interesting
Very
What's my list?
Oh congratulations to Nas
Yeah
The king of the re-releases
Nas is gonna hit you
Every time with it
Yeah
I'm glad that he's starting
To do it with something else
Yeah
That's a trash
Goat album list That's fine Nah Dog it with something else. Yeah. That's a trash goat album list.
That's fine.
Nah, Doggy Style is my favorite album.
And that's it.
Your favorite hip hop album?
Yeah.
Of all time?
Doggy Style is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Yeah.
That shocks me a little bit.
Why?
You, I wouldn't expect Doggy Style to be.
That's straight up.
I still wouldn't expect Doggy Style to be for yours.
So is the Chronic.
Chronic's up there too.
Chronic's up there too. The Black Album is your favorite whole album? Yes. That's crazy to me for yours. So is the Chronic. Chronic's up there too.
The Black Album is your favorite whole album?
Yes. That's crazy to me. Yes it is.
I go back and forth between Black Album and Blueprint 1.
But Black Album is...
You got a top 3, Joe?
Of albums ever made? No.
It's hard for me to do.
I would throw some up there.
Me Against the World's probably top 5.
That requires some thought. It does. it's not just such a simple but see that question to ask that's why
it's easier for me when i do like a top three it's the ones that come right to my i don't even
have to think about it i go right to those albums that's how i know that those are the ones and once
you start thinking and trying to convince okay well maybe well, maybe it's this, maybe it's that, then if you have to think
that much about it,
it ain't top one, two, three.
But favorite and your opinion
of best ever made
aren't the same.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah, actually,
I should clarify that.
Doggystyle to me
is the best ever made.
I don't know if it's my favorite.
My favorite.
You naming your favorites.
Doggystyle is the best album
ever made to me.
It's probably my top 10
favorites, though, too.
Ever.
Doggystyle. And it's my made to me. It's probably my top ten favorite, though, too. Ever.
Doggy Style.
And it's my favorite rap album.
That's the only one that is number one in both spots.
It's Doggy Style.
When it's all said and done, Kanye ain't going to have a top five album.
Graduation would be somewhere up there.
It'd be up there.
Infamous is up there for me.
Mobb Deep Infamous yeah
yeah
one day we can get to that
I'd like to do that
in R&B
there's a lot of
R&B albums
that I'm like
so hard to do though
it is
where does this fall
versus
that's why
over the weekend
all I was playing
was R&B
but also where does
do you
where do you start R&B
do you start it in like
the 80s when it was R&B
or do you include all soul records as R&B as well?
Sure.
That's where it gets tricky for me.
Again, it's a generational thing.
When I do those type of lists, I got to break it down by generation.
I can't move it all together.
R&B is super hard.
Rap is hard.
And R&B is hard.
And R&B is hard.
All of that shit is hard
it's all hard
yeah
it's all subjective
yup
we're done with music right
there's no more music
I think that's it
there was a Nas
he finished
Life is a Dice Game
which was like an old demo
in the Illmatic era
it was on Spotify
I didn't hear it
I don't have Spotify
that was a Spotify single
shout out to Carl Cherry
apparently he organized that featuring Cordae and I didn't hear it. I don't have Spotify. That was a Spotify single. Shout out to Carl Cherry.
Apparently he organized that.
Yeah.
Featuring Cordae and Brain Freeze right now.
Freddie Giggs.
Freddie Giggs.
Hip boy did, redid the beat, I guess, or something. Yeah.
I didn't hear it, so I don't know.
I thought they weren't doing exclusive shit no more, musically.
Who?
The music general.
I thought the music business put a kibosh on it.
I thought that was Apple that said we're not doing that.
No, no, no.
I thought all the-
Yeah, that was everybody at one point.
It was the labels.
The major labels said we're not playing that game anymore.
They're 100% playing that game.
Of course.
They're just going to tell you this.
Yeah.
Don't look this way.
Look at what we're showing.
Well, congratulations and shout out to everybody that put some music out.
I'm looking forward to next week.
Can't wait to see what pops up or doesn't pop up in my phone when I'm searching for it.
Playoffs.
Sun's going.
They're there.
They're there.
Round of applause for Chris Paul, Devin Booker, DeAndre Aydin, Jay Crowder.
Back-to-back finals for Jay Crowder.
Oh, shit. that is fun.
Yeah, man, congratulations.
They killed the bubble, Phoenix.
They seemed to be excited in Phoenix when they got back there,
and they got the job done.
No more 3-1 nightmares for Chris Paul.
And the game he had. What did he have? 3-1 nightmares for Chris Paul.
And the game he had.
What did he have?
41 points, 31 in the second half.
Zero turnovers.
He went crazy.
He wasn't letting us stop him.
He wasn't going to let them lose that game.
Nope.
Shout out to him, Parks.
I'm throwing it to you, our Chris Paul analyst. I told you, I'm a Suns fan.
I've been rooting for them since the playoffs started.
I think this is the year
that Chris Paul gets it and deservedly so.
You're a Suns fan.
Right now.
Just right now.
You got to find someone to root for.
I like that though as everyone's teams
goes fishing.
You got to find someone.
You start finding somebody else to root for.
I like how things fell into play for Chris Paul here.
I don't think anybody foresaw this besides Charles Barkley and Rex Chapman.
But, yeah, it's lit.
And potentially they get the Bucs without Greek Freak.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Atlanta.
Well, they'll have to deal with Trey Young.
Right.
He's not that hurt.
He didn't play yesterday.
Yeah, but he don't have a hyper-extended knee.
If Atlanta goes, they're going to
have to see Trey Young.
Fam, the NBA
will rig this so Trey Young does not get a ring
before Chris Paul.
Atlanta, it was a nice run.
It was cute. We'll be at the
all-white party.
I know a few girls that have booked their trips
already to be at the games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But for now, nah.
Adam Silver's not letting
that happen.
The Patrick Beverly shove in the back of Chris
Paul. How do y'all feel about it?
At first
I thought Chris Paul said something to him.
But then when they showed the replay on slow-mo, he didn't say a thing to him. If he didn Paul said something to him but then when they showed the replay on slow-mo
he didn't say a thing to him
if he didn't say something to him
I think the penalty should be really really
really severe
like based on the fact
punish another black man
really severe
learn him
this is the thing
the thing is Patrick thing is, Patrick
Beverly does nothing but
pop shit.
That's his game. Yo, he be screaming,
I'm number one all day, nigga.
Now somebody pops
shit back, you can't take
it. That's corny to me.
And he could have really,
really hurt him. The one who popped
the most shit can't take it. Yo, he could have really hurt him. Like, all jokes aside, he could have really, really hurt him. The one who popped the most shit can't take it.
Yo, he could have really hurt him.
Like, all jokes aside, he could have really, really hurt him.
Yeah, because he didn't see that coming, Paul.
Like, his whole neck.
Like, he did the...
Yeah, he could have really hurt him.
Like, that shit is whack.
Like, when I say whack, whack,
somebody should have punched him in his face.
How fitting that Chris Paul...
Chris Paul, it's the Clippers that he beat
to get to the finals.
Right.
That's true.
It's irony.
He should have took them.
He should have took them once.
How?
Kobe's home.
Yeah.
Fuck you talking about.
There were some times where he had to go through Kobe, though.
True.
But, again, like, there's no place in sports for that to me.
I agree.
Especially, especially from what we know, he
wasn't provoked. Or in that
manner. Even if he was provoked.
So? You don't do that.
Right. I'm some sucker shit.
Give him a hard foul or something. Not a push in the
back like on a break.
So everyone here has Phoenix winning?
Yes. The whole thing?
Yeah.
You can say it with some confidence.
It's okay.
No, I think Phoenix-Atlanta would be a better matchup than Phoenix-Milwaukee, honestly.
Do you think the NBA would be happy about Milwaukee versus Phoenix from a rating standpoint?
No.
No.
Especially when the ratings are up 40%, though.
Atlanta-
That just gives them some start.
Now, that wouldn't be terrible.
But he's out.
Yeah.
If he's out, then-
That's what I'm saying.
He's out. I don't think they'd make it without Giannis gives them some start. Now, that wouldn't be terrible. But he's out. Yeah, if he's out, then. That's what I'm saying. He's out.
I don't think they'd make it without Giannis, though.
If he was in, wasn't nobody watching that shit.
Exactly.
I'm going to watch it.
I mean, when we say not going to watch it, meaning like.
The ratings are up.
Yo, I got to catch the game tonight.
Right.
I'm not stopping what I'm doing.
Exactly.
For sure.
But I'll be at home anyway, so I'm going to watch the game.
Hawks, Suns, I'm going to make some time to watch that.
Yeah, yeah.
Fair enough.
So, when did the finals start?
I was looking.
We don't know until the games come.
Usually they have a date where it starts.
I mean, you figure it's two more games possibly.
You know Ben Simmons just bought a house In LA right
Good for him
Nah I'm not trying
To be funny
Yes I do know
I hope he moves
To LA
Permanently
You're old
Yes I
We ain't gotta go there
Anymore
Yes I do
Me too
I take him
I don't care
I'm ready to go
I'm trying to play
A sleeper You wanna tell me About Ben Simmons I don't care about Ben'm ready to go. I'm trying to play a sleeper.
You want to tell me about Ben Simmons?
I don't care about Ben Simmons.
He got a line to shoot.
I'm not talking about him no more.
That's Ice.
He on Ice's team.
No, he ain't on my team.
All right.
I'm in all prep for snow.
All prep for snow.
Can I come around?
Can I use your body?
Yeah, yeah.
Use your body.
Baby, can you make some time? You'll be worth a while. Yeah, yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby Can you make some time?
You'll be worth a while, yeah, yeah
Baby, baby, can I come around?
Can I ease your mind?
Yeah, yeah, baby, baby, baby
Can you make some time?
You'll be worth a while
Ooh, tell me Tell me what you think about Tell me what you think about
Tell me what you think about Tell me what you think about
Tell me what you think about Tell me what you think about me I can't wait, I can't wait
I need it more than one time, babe
I can't wait, no I can't wait
To the sunrise, babe Baby, baby, I can't wait To the sunrise, babe
Baby, baby, I gotta say too much
Let your body talk, yeah, yeah
Baby, baby, I do that thing you like
I keep you satisfied
Ooh, tell me
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Hey, please, are you thinking what I'm thinking now?
Now.
Tell me, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gotta let this go right here. Can we ooh
Yes we can ooh
Brand new old music from Snow Allegra
That's called Toronto
You should know it
Might have to have a jam session tonight
In the rain, I don't know
Ooh, baby
Baby Baby Baby Oh, snow, we love you.
We love you.
A queen.
A goddess.
Snow Allegra, that's Toronto.
You can't wait for next week, boy.
Well, it's funny.
It's funny.
Having expectations when music comes out
is a gift or a curse so yeah i can't wait but i don't feel good about it because i don't like
when you can't wait for an artist a lot of pressure i put on my favorite artists especially
when they have the bar so high on the debut listen uh same same for Summer Walker. Summer's album, highly anticipated.
I can't wait to hear what she got going on.
But if it's a fail, it's a fail.
Not because your music is bad,
but because I was just so thirsty for it, right?
But you want it.
Your expectations are high.
But I'm seeing Summer in the studio
with SZA and Omarion.
Fun fact about me,
when the R&B goddesses call Omarion to the studio
a classic is made
I don't care even if he's just there
in the background talking
he is not for play play and they know that
about him so they call him
alright I'm shutting up now
I got um
new ice
this is in my head
by still true featuring Marl Mero You ice and ish This is In My Head by Still True
Featuring Marl Merrow That was hot by the fifth That was hot by the fifth And when I took a L, I ain't never even bitched
I was all up in the cell with the cuffs on them wrists
Charge twenty for the bill, I was out by the fifth
And if you look close, I'll show you what's the shit
Cause it ain't I, then I'm not a ticket, not the wrist
They put a couple VVS's up on the wrist
Copped a S because the letter hold onto the grip
Need a couple diamond teeth just to compensate the list
How you get a home, best a whole boy to live
All we know is grind ain't no one way to live Want list How you getting home, bruh? Still who bought a lift?
All we know is grind ain't no other way to live
Wanted diamonds on my net, bad when they was just a bet
And if you wanna smoke, I know the perfect place to get it
And hand words to say, cause I was counting deadest
I made my ass wild, that's why you didn't listen
I was mad to read that they was spending on tuition
Before I let my mama suffer, I'ma run up on surveillance
Right, I let it go, but they don't leave me no choice
I wanna hit em up, cause they don't bring me no coin
All you niggas selling, you ain't making no noise
They gon' listen to the kid, they don't listen to my voice
They tell you that it's love, but they don't mention the conditions
I don't give a fuck, I feel the same about the fans
I be in my zone, my nigga, I be on the million
In the summer 2017, that's where I made a killing
How you getting home, brista? Who bought the land?
All we know is grind ain't no other way to live
One of diamonds on my nap bag when it was no beer
And if you wanna smoke, I know the perfect place to get it
And here's what you said cause I was tired of listening
I be in my head that's why I definitely get to listen
I respect the way that they was spending on coercion
That's why I saw my sisters smoking like they sell me on the map
I be in my head over thinking shit I'm tripping
PTSD when you grow up in the trenches
Soldiers when you live and see their faces in their children
I be in my head thinking how to feed the village
In my head like Tory but this nigga here is different
Focused on the business turned on my L's to an children I be in my head thinkin' how to feed the village In my head like Tory but this nigga here is different
Focused on the business, turned all my L's to a LLC
I'm a whole vibe like the Cool J, nigga even LLC
Man I be goin' miles, who can't help me? But that's no more
I got a plan that you cannot thaw
If I don't fuck with you, you know that's your fault
I ain't no saint, grew around Franklins and snowballs
I'm stackin' bank offers, show calls, She want me spanked till there's no walls
Love when I drink and I go off You not the game, you can't hang in the hole
Love, wait, wait Know what's true and mirror pull up on them
niggas in trouble That means the figures just doubled
Ayy, let's work I be in my head trying to get rid of the headaches
Only thing mirror report to is credit
Soon as they start up the peak tryna debt it They only sneak when they know it's embedded
They know where this headed They know I'll be stepping
They know we gon' catch em Yeah, that was In My Head, Still True, and Marl Mero.
All right.
I'm going to play something off Biz's first album, Going Off.
There were some reports that I'm not going to repeat about Biz's health.
He is still with us and send prayers to him and his loved ones and his family.
This is Biz going off.
This is magnificent.
I'm the magnificent.
You don't know nothing about this, Ish.
This is my bag.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
I'm the magnificent.
What, what, you?
Don't want to?
I'm back with a shackle of soul, bones, moves, turn around, and I'm pouring with sound, so
Go, go, go, go off, go off
Hey there everybody and people that's a party and it's time to hear a funky rhyme from me the Biz Monkey again
I just display them the way I like to say them, this not a stepping style that I use to amuse and hate
I'm the original, hellified king
My freak has time for throwing down and you know that I'm bringing
The crowd to enjoyment, but what I do, like
I keep the people cheering, because of what they're hearing
Moving and grooving to a devastating sound that's glaring
Because they're in the mood for me
The B.I.C., the M's, the MZ, the A-R-K-I-E.
The party ripping, every tripping, king of crowd pleasing.
I can turn it out without a doubt in any season.
I entertain crowds, a million and thousand.
Homeboys making noise as I do brows through a girl's mouth.
Say the funky rhyme that makes the girls get naked.
I can turn it out with different sounds on my record.
The thing that I say give em
It's your exorbitant rhythm, the magnificent record maker of prison
The Bismarck is going off
The Bismarck is going off
The Bismarck is going off
The Bismarck is going off
The Bismarck is going off The Bismarck is a-goin' off The Bismarck is a-goin' off
The Bismarck is a-goin' off The Bismarck is a-goin' off
Ha ha ha ha ha, check out this bizarre Rapper style used by me
The Beyonce, your man, all came out with the E-N
You will be agreein' A brother ain't a brother, L-S-E-S ain't like G-N
Up with his technique and keep the people freakin'
Like me, the Bismarck,, but cause my style is so unique And guarantee you rock the mic, provide what I say
I'm just as good as Clint Eastwood, so won't you make my day
Markie the original, yes, I am the boss
And I can rock the microphone for you and yours
Go, one, two, to my voice is hoarse
Then take a pause, you know, of course
I can rock a party with so much force
I'm the greatest entertainer
Marley came across
Put pizzas and photo mat together with gloss
And I don't eat spaghetti without the meat sauce
Whether Raggle, Kregle, Hunt, Sir Aunt Millie
You wanna get this?
Then try to get Ellie with me, the Inhuman
Because I'm like booming
Reagan is depressed, but so was Harry Krueger The Bismarck kids are going up That's Biz is Going Off by Biz Markie.
Prayers and love to the legend.
Shout out to Marley Mall, of course.
Ish, what you got for us today?
Yo, hip hop is so different, right?
Even when you hear the beats, when you see the videos all fuzzy.
Down South Kid, name is Frank Zones, my man's artist.
Okay.
From Charlotte.
Die Today is the record. You don't got a lot of me I'm as real as they come while you play like
you dumb I don't got a lot of fame
Ain't been leavin' no one so I sleep with my gun
We all get out of day I don't know a lot of things
But give me a lot of space Give me a lot of space You don't got a lot of me
I'm as real as they come while you play like you dumb
I don't got a lot of fame Ain't believing no one so I sleep with my
gun We all get down today
I don't know a lot of things But give me a lot of space
Give me a lot of space Take that hooligan to the head
I'm headed out of space
My eyes are better red
Get the fuck out my face
I don't relate to you fuck niggas
Don't believe what you said
We got this crease in the figure four
Fly this shit by the leg
Walk that ice on the ledge
Bitch, I been on the edge
So I bet on they next
Bitch, I won't cash out a check I'm only matching respect
I want the mansion, the chain, and the jet I don't play games with these kids, I'm a vet
And I put your dog down You know it's a small town
You don't got a lot of me I'm as real as they come while you play like you dumb
I don't got a lot of faith Ain't believing no one, so I sleep with my gut
We all get out of day I don't know a lot of things But give me a lot of space
Give me a lot of space I don't know a lot of things But give me a lot of space Give me a lot of space
I know I'm a lot of things But me and these niggas are not the same
I work out when I'm riding man I pull up squatting in the rain
Ringin' them bells like it's stock exchange Gripping the way like I'm Doctor Strange
Pocket concealer rockin' I made a million dollars off the pocket change And I got a feelin' All of you killers and dealers I ain't that as they come While you play like you don't
I don't got a lot of faith
I think that is Frank Zones'
Die Today
Courtesy of Ish
And we are back
We are back
Everybody play this leaper
Yes sir
Go Is
I'm just seeing that
Blue and Mickey Facts
And Knots are doing an album
Blue, Mickey Facts And Knots are doing an album. Blue, Mickey Facts, and Knots.
Okay, awesome.
That sounds dope.
Good shit.
I like that a lot.
And Mickey Facts.
All right, man.
During the year, your mom started a fight with your aunt to make the good potato salad.
Now y'all got to freestyle.
Now the person don't use relish.
It's nasty.
Some of y'all out there having your 4th of July catered. It's not the vibe. And something without warning
Some of y'all out there having your 4th of July catered
It's not the vibe
It's not the vibe
I'm telling you what's happening
I'm just telling you what's happening out there
And the world's alright with me
Listen, make friends
Make friends out there, man
Network
Go to a cookout You're not invited to man
Crash somebody's shit
That was always the vibe
When you saw the fine girl
At another person's cookout
Huh?
Huh?
We all family anyway
At the cookout All right, man, we out of here. Y'all hold it down. Please be safe.
Please be safe. Keep Bismarck in your prayers.
Keep us all in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the
next time bid you adieu farewell adios hasta la vista reba dirt you so long
goodbye life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last
as if it's gonna be a lovely day
Lastly, before we go, do remember the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab a ibuprofen, enjoy your headache.
Enjoy the weekend, enjoy your family, your friends and your loved ones, man.
I'm sure I'll be back to the fair for the eighth time.
I'm a kid at heart.
All right, we're going to vibe out to the hook real quick and then we're out of here. And when someone else instead of me Always seems to know me And then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
And I know it's all good And I know it's all good in the house, man. What you playing over there? Huh? A little Simply Red, huh?
Nothing.
Nothing. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, and you shouldn't go through life like that. This is Simply Red.
Ask me things in private sometimes.
You know this stuff, but you just say stuff and then people don't think.
He does know this, but when he says that,
people won't think he's as brilliant as he is.
He knows this.
Come on, man.
Get out of here the right way.
I didn't know we made this one.
Wait, I know it.
That's why we're not a music podcast anymore.
Hey, because there's no new music.
Yeah, that too. It's music. they all rushing to put music out and
rush to do anything it's actually been a lot slower this year than I thought I
thought we'd be getting a lot more releases because everybody think they
afford everybody think they a fourth quarter act watch watch you right about
that okay these niggas are gonna learn third and fourth quarter lesson right
now I don't know what that means,
because a lot of labels might be operating remotely,
so maybe the pressure is not there for the numbers to be a certain way.
Now, I don't know.
But a lot of y'all are gonna learn a lesson.
Damn, you can't cut this off before the chorus.
Where's the time at right now?
Yeah, let me just hear the chorus, man.
Vibe out like a family.
See Ish, look what you made me do. I had to play the song.
You had to do it for me.
When I open my strip gloves, shit like this is playing inside.
See if we can make these chicks sad.
Wanna let out?
No, at 1am.
And it's going to really get into the groove.
The same way Make It Last Forever came on and slapped.
Yeah.
He about to spaz out White Soul.
Here we go.
I wasted all my tears.
Hey, that's right now.
What about the cigar bar?
Wasted all these.
That's what I'm saying.
Five minutes getting naked.
Yeah.
Then you might meet the mature bartenders.
The dope boys that know be at that strip club.
Yes, the ones that know how to make drinks.
What'd you say, Ice?
The dope boys will not be at that strip club.
It's a lot of 40-year-old dope boys.
The dope boys not coming after that.
Ice, why do you think that my business can't function if the dope boys don't come?
Because the bad chicks want to go where the dope boys are going to be at.
Oh, please.
The bad chicks want to go where the money is.
The money is going to be at that strip club.
And if I put some millionaires in there And they're not dope boys
It'll happen still
You better tell them something
You better tell them something
Hold up now y'all getting a
Patroni conversation so
Well I'm leaving I just want to hear them say
Holden
Oh yeah there we go I'm good
Yeah let me just hear the Holden Holden Holden and we can go I wanna hear him say, holdin' holdin' Oh yeah, there we go, I'm good. I'm wasting all of those years
Yeah, let me just hear the holdin', holdin', holdin'
and we can go.
And nothing happened
Somebody out there is in their car like,
yo, they bribin' at the end.
Watch this comment, it's gonna be like,
yo, why y'all cut it?
I know, then I'ma get the brunt of it,
like, yo, Joe never lets anyone talk.
Yo, stay out the comments, yo.
You been in the comments,
you be really in the comments, B.
I mean, you're the curator of the show.
It's my job to read the comments.
And I love reading from idiots.
Not I.
You don't like reading from idiots?
Hell no.
Shit.
And I'm not calling commenters idiots, but that's where you find some idiots.
Yo, I be wanting to answer them.
Answer them.
Answer them.
I be on Patreon about to go.
Go.
Give it to them.
I be chilling though like, no.
You know how many people want to crack your muffin on Patreon?
I know.
They do a bunch.
You don't know.
No.
Glory, fam.
Golden, golden, golden.
I said. There we go, that's all I needed We outta here, man, y'all hold it down
Have a real safe weekend
Kiss and hug your loved ones, man
Call your children, let them know you love them
Life is short, nothing is promised
We outta here
That's all I have to say
Hey
Hey