The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 453 | "Willful Stubbornness"
Episode Date: July 7, 2021After an eventful weekend which saw Joe Budden's name trending on social media, Joe returns to the pod to respond to a couple of people. Starting with Cardi B and her response to a fan stating she won...'t be releasing an album in the foreseeable future (17:30) and addressing Alex Jones after he went on a vile rant aimed at Joe (23:40). ESPN's Rachel Nichols also found herself in the news cycle after leaked audio was released of her claiming she was not in favor of changing her hosting duty's at the expense of Maria Taylor (57:10), Lil Uzi Vert breakdances at a party after an altercation with Saint JHN and his ex (1:32:00), NBA Playoff predictions and MORE! Become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Floetry - “Butterflies” Ice | BigWalkDog - “1382” Parks | RJ Payne - “Wes Craven’s Leatherface” Ish | Yalee - “God Stay”
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Yo, dawg, on the shit that you have a funny opinion,
you won't open your fucking mouth.
You'll be like, yo, how do we feel about this?
Wait.
Bitch.
That's not true.
Jump out the window.
Hang yourself.
If I'm done with.
Cut your wrist on the way down.
This is what I'm done with.
When I hang out with these niggas,
y'all think I fuck with them.
What niggas?
I don't.
You. I fuck with him what nigga I don't you
so
I have made a career
out of coming in here
with the most
abstract
alternative
opinion
holy shit
what's wrong with this nigga's brain
how did he land there
he's a nutcase
he's a psycho I've done this so much
that i'm on both sides of every argument i'm a womanizer and i hate them there's so much
i'm on every side of the argument so you're not saying i'm about to come panda you've been
tap dance panda the last couple months i don't think so i think i've been
reserved the way that a man with goals like i have needs to be reserved i agree i agree with
that y'all know how i really feel about people and things out there i. Because I tell y'all and y'all say, don't say that.
No, we say,
you better not say that.
Yeah, yeah.
So I don't want
to play both sides.
You better not say that shit.
I'm the guy
that'll come in here
and tell y'all
exactly how I feel
about every one
of these bitch ass niggas.
But sometimes
it's a timing thing, man.
You got to wait.
Sometimes you got to let the bitch ass nigga stuff continue to come out like a butterfly.
From a caterpillar.
Metamorphosis.
Yeah, you got to.
Oh, shit.
You did that?
Whoa, I didn't even know you had that level of bitch ass nigga in you.
Whoa, you about to sprout.
You about to fly to like a bitch ass nigga in you. Whoa, you about to sprout. You about to fly to
a bitch ass nigga heaven.
You are fully
flourished in bitch ass nigga.
You came out your bitch cool.
So I'm here to talk about it today
because I just sit home
looking at you
niggas be bitch ass
niggas and nobody else to talk
about it because everybody wants to
be cool with
you guessed it
bitch ass niggas
so if you are here to pod
I am your little
friends are home today so you might be locked
in ice you
might be more focused than ever because
normally when there's a death in the family
it re-energizes the family.
What's the death?
Yeah, I'm lost now.
What's the death?
July 17th.
Oh, pre-death.
There seems to be a terminal illness in your family.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
And you got the note.
Yes, you do, because hospice is there every day.
You got, you got, you got.
Every day hospice is there. People just walked up. That's what you got. Ask Ice if he's seen hospice. there every day. You got it. You got it. Every day hospice is there.
People fucked up.
That's what you got.
Ask Ice if he's seen hospice.
Haven't seen them.
Just the fuck you have.
Yeah.
Haven't seen them at all.
This is a lie.
This is a lie.
This is a lie.
He got people fucked up.
I'm in a pod today and I'm done lying and skirting around people's feelings.
Ice is visiting with hospice.
He organized the hospice.
And he synced it because he's seen that Danny Myers battle.
Now, I'm not starting with that because I'm not drying up vagina.
But you're going to have to.
Yeah, but keep it real.
But keep it real.
I'm keeping it real.
Let's get to it.
You are not.
You are doing everything but keeping it real.
All right, God damn it.
I'm starting with K. Michelle today because K. Michelle gets me in a good mood.
And whenever it's a whole bunch of shit going on in internet land and I be feeling like everybody's an idiot,
K. Michelle hits me to say, yo, niggas is idiots, and I be like, aw, she's right.
Thank you, K., I'm something you can't know about
When I'm on my way, I know my heart
You know this ain't an ordinary love
We got something to keep trying
It's not real, it's a lie
So I don't know about the bad things
We gon' light some candles tonight
Shall we go to bed? We gon' light some candles tonight Yeah, see that's what old niggas like to ride ass to in the club
We waitin' for the R&B set, goddammit
When's Mario comin' on?
Very special, got some hit, chillin' on us
Very special, hope you make the rest of my life
Very special
Now, if some niggas out there
I read the comments
You heard it
I heard it if you said it
You wrote it online
And I read it, right?
If some of y'all out there saying
Joe, you need to chill out on the intro music
Yo, for the rest of the year
I am telling the niggas
That need to suck dick
When they need to do it
Suck my dick, goddammit.
Enough of these idiots.
Enough of them.
Shout out to the kids listening.
Shout out to the children.
We love y'all.
We believe y'all are the future up here. God damn it.
Oh, and we will always light candles.
Not tonight.
The daytime.
The morning.
All right, I'm in my R&B K. Michelle bag.
Hold up.
And I'm celebrating breakup season.
It's 90 degrees.
Breakups are happening, nigga.
Your bitch is at the finals game.
God damn it. Hold up. Turn this off for a minute. degrees breakups are happening nigga your bitches in the bet the final game
goddamn it hold up turn this off for a minute I'm deep in my R&B K Michelle bag let's get to it I said it's breakup season goddamn you act like she ain't
got one of those yeah nobody here relates to it it's wedding season for
y'all niggas, but we here though. Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
Nah, I got to speed this up a little bit.
Hey, I set speed up a little bit.
Yeah, that's all I need.
Hey.
What's up, what's up?
I know y'all not R&B aficionados out here.
If y'all ever heard this song, do y'all know this song?
Some of y'all think this is sleepy music, but this is crunk.
This is like, this is drill music right here. Let's go.
Let's go!
Hey!
Ooh!
When they know it's pretty.
Are y'all in a bar today?
When you put some bar music on.
Wake the fuck up in here, guys.
You're not asleep with this shit.
Why?
She just said, I'm putting that pretty thing in your face,
and you're telling me you're falling asleep.
Says a lot about you.
Let's start there.
Hey, hey.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
Before we cut this back on, let's start there.
We in the car on the way over here.
Here you go.
Go ahead.
I like to look at the picture in whole.
So if K. Michelle said, this shit pretty as hell,
and it's in your face, and you said, oh, I'm going to sleep, let picture in whole So if K. Michelle said This shit pretty as hell and it's in your face And you said oh I'm going to sleep
Let's talk about the car ride
Talk about it
Ish and Ice are dressed the same
That should get a bigger laugh
From the audience
Nobody cares
That means I have to make them care
Not only are they dressed the same from the audience. Nobody cares. All right. That means I have to make them care.
Not only are they dressed the same,
can anybody out there find their camo shorts right now?
Yeah.
Not you.
You have 20 camo shorts.
I'm talking about the people
that have some
but just haven't seen them in a while.
They're in a drawer.
We don't know where they are,
but we have some.
You're too good for camo shorts now?
No, I'm not.
I have some, but I don't know where they are but we have some no i'm not i have some but i don't know where they are they did i got a ton of camel shorts
yeah but in concert they did summertime yeah blend in hey i i accept that answer
so then i rose my eyes from the ankles to the torso and ish's shirt says landlord. He's a landlord. He is a landlord. Well, that's the
caveat. He's also
a landlord. So this is
like when people tattoo their name on
themselves. Shout
out to all of you guys. Your name
Amiri? That's not a tattoo, nor is it
my name. This is branding. I
paid for the shirt, but I'm not
Amiri. I'm not Joseph Amiri.
You're really landlord. You might be Joseph Amiri. He plays Monopoly. It's a Monopoly shirt. I'm not Amiri. I'm not Joseph Amiri. You're really landlord.
You might be Joseph Amiri.
He plays Monopoly.
It's a Monopoly shirt.
Let the internet tell it.
You're Joseph Amiri.
I know, because I get on the fashion early,
and then Serge Ibaka does it, and the internet sucks his dick.
OK.
Ish, you're a landlord.
Where's your hat?
What?
The hat that the internet says you threw away.
So you don't want to talk about you being a landlord
and it being on your shirt
that's cool
it's a monopoly
apparently they dress the same
and I started watching
a show called
Sex Life
don't know what that's about
but he called Ish
after the Lil Nas X performance
at the awards show
and said yo
is that when
yes
is that when he called me did he call you before no thank you
so i'm speaking back so after the little nasa x performance he called you and said yo i don't
know if you heard my brother but there's a new show out called sex life you said what's that
about he said sex life you said i'll start watching so now in the car they're talking about
hey yo you was really right about
that show sex life out in the story there but if you don't think them dressing the same and
recommending sex life to each other is weird then let's just move on so we move on then so we're not
all right back to it Now I need to hook, I need to hook out there Let's go Missing you is way too hard to do
Oh man, come on man
It's tough for niggas out there
I've been talking to a lot of ladies and a lot of dudes
A lot of y'all are breaking up
I don't know if that's correlating to the weather
I just wanna give you love
But you gotta play breakup music
Bro baby won't do it on this one
Missing you is way too hard to lose
Oh man, I didn't want to cut that off
I didn't want to cut that off
I didn't want to cut it off
But I've succeeded with pissing off my new co-hosts
So we have to start, we have to start when they're pissed
Cause that's when the premium potting comes out.
Nobody's pissed.
You're pissed. You are pissed.
I'm promised.
You are pissed.
Microphone check. One, two, what is this? Gunshot, please.
453?
Yup.
Welcome to episode 453 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored or lowly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with a few really cool dudes.
Your counting has gotten much better.
I'm a lot more focused now.
I am.
Okay.
I am in all areas, sex included.
You felt the need to tell Parks that, why?
I didn't need that information.
I'm telling that to the ladies listening.
You're talking to Parks.
But he was a conduit.
Don't call me that.
See, look, already it's trying to shoot at me.
Hey, game.
Leave me alone.
Shoot him again.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
I'm the shooter.
After the nigga just had a 520 minute set on my shirt my camos
the sex life
show
and you answered
to none of it though
you didn't tell people
why you're wearing
a shirt with your
profession
it's a monopoly shirt
that matches your
profession
you're like
Mr. Monopoly
alright come on
moving right along
listen how's everybody
doing
how y'all feeling
how are your stress
levels
high vibrations high frequencies only frequencies high did you guys All right, come on, move around a little. Listen, how's everybody doing? Great. How y'all feeling? How are your stress levels?
High vibrations.
High frequencies only.
Frequencies high.
Did you guys go to LA tricked by the Instagram mirages of fun happening out there?
No, I went upstate.
No.
All right.
All right.
We're in my backyard.
Parks went upstate.
You went in the yard.
Elizabeth Privilege.
What did you do?
Ish built some shit so a future family could have fun? Yo, Ish, I built some shit too this weekend. There you go.
Me and my pops built, did some finishing
in the attic, some tongue and groove.
You know, it was a lot of work. It was a lot of
shit up there. 12-foot ceilings, it was
a lot of nailing. Parks always says
You insulated first? Yeah, we insulated
like a million years ago, but we never finished this one.
Wait, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, you one. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no.
You stop.
No, no, no.
Not today.
Not today, buddy.
I will lead us to victory.
We will not hear about insulation.
We will not do it today.
But listen,
Park says things casually
that I think are really deep.
Yeah.
It's on time, man.
It was dope.
We haven't had that in a long time.
It was dope.
Don't fucking let him skip over that
and get to insulating things.
How did it feel like hanging with your dad?
It was amazing.
We hang out all the time,
but when I was a kid,
we used to do shit like that,
like projects.
And we haven't done a project
in a million years,
so it was amazing.
It was amazing.
Did you get to know anything about him
that you didn't know?
No, man.
We'd just be kicking it, man.
Talking shit.
So you got that relationship with Pops. Yeah, yeah. That'd just be kicking it, man. Talking shit. So you got that relationship
with Pops.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
That's dope.
That's super dope.
Were you successful
in whatever you were building?
Yeah, we finished the whole wall.
That shit was a lot of work.
That's dope.
Yeah, man.
And it was insulated.
And it was insulated.
And it was.
Come on, man.
Hit the drop.
Shout out to Pops, man.
Hit the drop from Parks and his dad.
Ish, what'd you do?
Fourth of July
Celebrate independence
The observatory
What the fuck
Monday was the observatory
That thing
Where you at?
The observatory?
Yeah
What's that?
You look at the stars
Opposite of the Freedom Tower
The other one across the street
It's a building
Yeah yeah
The old World Trade
But they named
Oh they had a name for it
They got two different ones now
But
The little fireworks
From the
Whatchamacallits
All the way at the top
The holes in the ground
With the fountains in them right
Yes
Yeah
So all the way up top
That shit feels intense over there
Aren't you fucking my son
Okay
This guy is crazy yo
But nah
We watched the fireworks from the top.
Oh, that's fine.
Oh, from the top?
Yeah, on the top floor.
Oh, you didn't say that, buddy.
That sounds a little different.
Yeah, that's kind of ew.
Oh.
Oh, man, this guy.
The top top.
Yo.
So you was right there with the fireworks.
Yo, the crazy shit.
We can get romantic, can't we?
When we put our minds to it.
It won't just be Starlet.
We going to the observatory ship.
To the top of the observatory.
It just ain't starlets.
Go ahead.
See, the fireworks just looked here, right?
You took her up to the top.
All right.
You kissed up there?
Fam, can we move forward?
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, he did.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm trying to encourage male vulnerability,
especially amongst black men.
Gotcha.
That's nice.
So did you?
No, I did not kiss.
Yes, you did.
You're a liar.
You're a fucking liar.
Why do I have to be a liar?
It's us.
You just went up there.
You dapped her.
You gave her the path to fist.
Yo, it's beautiful up here, right, baby?
Bong.
Yo, if your answer don't fit with their answer,
why you kiss?
Anybody up there with their girl is going to kiss.
Except for him.
Except for Mr. Alpha Super Male.
It's cool.
Don't worry about it.
We'll move on.
If you didn't kiss, it's not interesting.
We'll move on.
We'll move right on.
It's not any of that.
Kissing is pandering. Yes, it is, because you're pandering to the non-kissers out there. Niggas that didn't kiss, it's not interesting. We'll move on. We'll move right on. It's not any of that. Kissing is pandering.
Yes, it is,
because you're pandering
to the non-kissers out there.
Niggas that don't kiss
their girl.
Oh, man, see?
If we were potting for years,
I have an amazing joke
about why he didn't kiss.
Ice, what you do?
You want to shotgun some
into her?
No, he'll punch me
in my face.
He ain't going to hit me today.
It's too hot out
to get into a fisticuffs.
I don't want those sauce,
man. Yeah, but I really don't want none when it's 100 degrees out. Ice. You ain't going to hit me today. It's too hot out to get into a fisticuffs. I don't want those sauce, man.
Yeah, but I really don't want none when it's 100 degrees out.
Ice.
I ain't do shit.
You didn't shoot no guns?
Nah, I ain't shoot no guns.
I ain't do nothing.
I, in the backyard, chilled out.
Very, very, very low key.
I ain't do no cookouts.
Damn.
Me and Shorty went out Saturday and was hungover all to like Monday.
Oh, shit.
What you did in the backyard?
Just chill out.
Did you kiss?
With the baby. No. chill out. Did you kiss?
With the baby.
No food?
Did you kiss? I mean we had food
but we didn't grill.
Did you kiss?
Oh we kiss all the time.
We kiss in a car.
No alright
let's just move.
Yeah.
Let's just move on.
Joe how was your weekend man?
I know you cooked out or something.
Did you kiss?
Nah.
Didn't cook out. No one to kiss. You didn't Did you kiss? Nah, I didn't cook out.
No one to kiss.
You didn't go to Starlet's?
Didn't do it. No, I didn't say that.
But I didn't kiss in there.
Starlet's might not be the kissing venue
as much. Yeah, not sober.
Yeah, no,
I chilled out. It was easy breezy for me.
Saturday I ran around
and I learned that the classism rules are back in effect at all
the places that they existed previously.
Hey, some of the businesses that were nice because of the pandemic, sorry.
Oh, they back on the bullshit?
That shit is over.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The waiting list is seven months long to get in these restaurants.
Yeah, damn. Fucking, they looking at your sneakers saying you can't come in. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Waiting lists are seven months long to get in these restaurants. Yeah, damn.
Fucking, they looking at your sneakers saying you can't come in.
Oh, man.
Hey, Turkey Leg Hut got a dress code.
That's what's happening around the world.
They're getting bougie.
Turkey Leg Hut will continue to go to because it's Turkey Leg Hut.
But we'll talk about that later, as I'm sure we'll talk about Houston later at some point.
We'll also get to tickling other grown men and how you may or may not feel about it.
We'll get to that later too.
Excuse me?
Before we start.
You're just going to
breeze past tickling men?
Before this.
No, we're here for some hours.
We got some things
to talk about.
Not breezing by anything.
We're going to unpack all of it.
This show is brought to you
by absolutely nobody.
It's just me.
Fuck everybody.
I can say what the fuck
I want to say
and nobody can do
anything about it.
Ta-da! True
independence. You ran into a little bit of beef this
weekend, Mr. Boudin. No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did. No, I didn't.
He had smoke for you.
He told you to go to hell.
He said you were burning hell. Did he?
Yeah. He even canted it, though, which, you know.
We don't care about that part.
I didn't hear it. Oh, I a little rough i didn't hear it no i heard it i didn't hear it he said oh well he's not bill gates so he doesn't have to burn in
hell i didn't i didn't listen to it uh yeah it seems no matter what i do and i keep trying for
the past month and a half two months to be peyton manning but it won't work. Like, I keep trying
to be low and just
say the right thing and to myself, yeah, man,
we'll get him better next game. This all
falls on my shoulders.
Everybody did their part. I just need to
I keep trying to put it on me and just
move forward, but
feel a little more Eli than Peyton?
I'm not
mad at that. I just, maybe I don't know how to be.
Throw some picks, maybe?
Maybe I don't know how to be low.
I keep thinking I'm low, and then people keep responding to me,
even if they didn't get it firsthand from me.
Cardi is responding to someone telling her something I said.
Wait, Cardi said something?
Cardi B.
She didn't respond badly.
Of course she didn't, because Cardi B is a friend of the show. She has done this show. She's an amazing said something? Cardi B. She didn't respond badly. Of course she didn't
because Cardi B
is a friend of the show.
She has done this show.
She's an amazing person
with amazing people behind her.
She's on Atlantic.
I fuck with Atlantic.
There's really nothing
to beef about, right?
That's my thing.
A bunch of people
that are doing pretty good,
I mean,
we don't have too much
to beef about
unless it's something
to beef about.
Me and Cardi
don't have a beef.
What did she say?
What did I say?
Joe said that Cardi is not have a beef. What did she say? Yeah, what did I say? She said, Joe said,
Cardi is not gonna do another album.
No, but let's add context
because that's what I'm learning.
People out there
don't know what context means.
They learned what clout meant,
but we skipped context.
So let's stay there.
I said that Cardi
is gonna re-on to these niggas.
Yeah, you'll get an album,
but you'll get it
when she feels like it.
It won't be anytime soon.
The brand is too big.
She's running around doing seven-figure, eight-figure ventures all over the place.
Yeah, you Cardi fans are going to sit tight like the Navy is going to sit tight,
like Beyonce's fans sit tight.
Hate to break it to you, Cardi has worked herself in that realm.
And that's the realm that people are trying to work themselves in.
I was about to say, that's the goal.
That's what you want.
She took offense to that?
No, she didn't take offense. But a fan of hers
hit her to say,
oh, here it is. Joe Budden thinks
we're never getting another Cardi album.
Who gonna tell him? Newsflash
for you, fan.
Mike Kaiser told me.
He told me we're getting another Cardi album.
And I say, ha ha ha,
you wait for it. So the label's already cleared this one up. we're getting another Cardi album. And I say, ha ha ha, you wait for it.
So the label's already cleared this one up.
We're getting another Cardi album.
Why people have to make these announcements,
Cardi responded and said, well, he's dead ass wrong.
Watch when I push out this baby,
wait six months, go to Columbia to get lipo,
a breast reduction, learn how to pole dance again,
learn how to play spades, and get my my political science degree and pop out with my album yep yep he going uh he going to wrong
that's what she said oh that's not a shot no it's not a shot i never said she took a shot
she said that she beat you in spades but other than that no she's saying she's gonna learn how
to play spades but what i'm saying is is this sarcasm or is she saying he's
right she's saying he's right it sounds to me like she's saying he's right because i believe
she's going to have a baby i believe she's going to get the post baby package she just said it i
believe she's going to get a political science major or degree or go back to school for some
shit i believe that offset is going to teach her how to play spades i think that she's going to get a political science major or degree or go back to school for some shit. I believe that Offset is going to teach her how to play spades.
I think that she's going to go out and enjoy quality of life without feeling like she's
held hostage by fans like Rihanna seeming to do.
Every time they ask Rihanna for an album, she say, suck my dick.
Straight up.
Damn near.
She don't hide it.
Literally.
Y'all suck my dick.
I'm worried about me.
I'm having fun.
My mental health.
No.
Listen to the last shit. I'm off y'all. It dick I'm worried about me I'm having fun my mental health no listen to the last shit
I'm off y'all
it's not a diss
it's not dissing the fans
but I'm busy with other shit
right
right
so I just think
Cardi's going down that road
oh yeah it didn't sound like Sean
shout out to Cardi
congratulations to Cardi
whenever the album drops
I'm gonna look forward to it
cause I love the last project
but if you think
I'm holding my breath
I'm not
that's not cause I'm not.
That's not because I'm not a fan.
That's because the bigger acts like Cardi don't even tell you when the album's coming.
You just got to find out.
A week before, two weeks before, they post some cryptic shit.
The end.
I'm not waiting for that anymore. I will not be held hostage by a music game that has no idea what the fuck it's doing. Actually
that's a good place to start too.
I don't like how he walks
out.
He going to get the food.
He always walks out like
that's what he's
supposed to do. He trying to creep out
without interrupting. Sometimes you do that and you make more. You's trying to creep out without you know interrupting
sometimes you do that
and you make more
I know
you ever try to creep out
the room when your girl
is sleeping
of course you guys have
hell yes
and the door creaks
even more
when it's
hell yeah
as a man
you have to memorize
every creak spot
in your
I know the floor towel
you gotta open that shit quick
I know that
if I step right here
that shit's like 007 when it's lasers by the fucking elevator, nigga.
And everybody, girl, wake up off a creek.
Baby, are you okay?
Fam, nigga, I'm creeping from you.
I'm getting away from you.
I'm fine when you were asleep.
Now that you're up, it's mad responsibilities to take care of.
If the ambulance come through here, you'd be dirt tired.
Yeah, we'll get to that
later, too,
in the safari topic.
Where was I with this shit?
Oh, come on.
You guys are making
Alex Jones jokes.
Alex Jones.
Alex Jones.
He came for you.
Why am I even starting
with Alex Jones?
What did he say?
He said you were racist.
You tell me.
You introduced this.
He said you was a racist.
Give it to me.
He did say you were a racist.
Maybe I am.
He said you're a corporate slave.
Maybe I am.
Maybe I am.
He said something about the waggers or something. I don't know. I don't know what a wagger is. You said you're a corporate slave. Maybe I am. to that effect. Maybe I am. He said something about
the waggers or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what a wagger is.
You ain't gonna pull me
into white beef.
I don't know.
Don't try to start
introducing me
to some white slang.
What's a wagger?
I don't know.
Tell me.
You're my white interpreter.
Are you supposed to be
in tour with all white shit?
They didn't tell me that one
in the meeting,
in the newsletter.
They didn't put that in there.
This is why.
She wouldn't know, man. Mark that time. They didn't tell me that one in the meeting, in the newsletter. They didn't put that in there. This is why we're ****.
She wouldn't know, man.
Mark that time.
Listen, I don't even know why I'm starting with this, but we can get to it.
We are because you're really excited about this. I was tickled.
No, no, no, no.
Let's talk.
We ain't going to understate shit.
I want to start telling the truth about everybody.
We're starting with this because the white people I know were excited about this.
I ain't white.
I was excited.
I don't know if I would say excited.
I was laughing.
This shit was funny to me.
Yeah, it was hysterical to me because he went on a Joe rant.
He went a little harder than Joe even does, honestly.
I don't think I've ever seen Joe banish someone to hell and then bring them back.
I mean.
Did you watch this?
Ish?
Of course I didn't watch
I've read it
I didn't watch it
You watched it
You're the only
Give us your takeaway
From this Parks
What are your thoughts?
You wanna hear it?
Don't just say
No I don't wanna hear it
I want you to just say
What your thoughts were
From this
Alex Jones is crazy
And you're crazy
I think this is hilarious
I think y'all should beef
I think y'all should beef
Y'all they said
You need to bring him on the show
That'll never happen I'm just sayingall should beef. They said you need to bring him on the show.
That'll never happen.
I'm just saying.
That'll never happen.
They said that too.
I understand they said that.
They're going to say a lot of shit.
Maybe.
We'll never know.
Because I'm not doing it.
Right?
So he put this out when?
I think it was Friday night.
I don't even feel like it's fair for me to address this. Because I addressed this from behind a paywall. So does he. I think it was Friday night I don't even feel like it's fair for me to address this Because I addressed this from behind a paywall
So does he
I think
I believe his shit is subscription only
What they recorded and then put it out?
Someone screencapped it
I mean same as the clips that come out
Paywall beat
Paywall Wars
There you go Alright so let's start there Same as the clips that come in. Oh. Paywall Beats. Paywall Wars.
There you go.
All right, so let's start there.
Is Alex Jones subscribed to my Patreon page?
Round of applause.
Thanks, Alex. The Patroni?
Are you kidding me?
Listen, shout out to all the Patronis out there,
whether you love me or hate me or you're indifferent on me.
Which tier are you thinking about?
Shout out.
I have no idea.
He's probably in front of the show.
You've got to be in front of the show.
But that is my first question.
How did Alex Jones find out about this?
I know we about to tell some jokes, but I mean, let's get serious for a second.
How did Alex Jones find out about this?
The white people are telling me that he's a big deal.
He's very popular in his conspiracy theory. See, and that's where Joe is unique and different. That don't make him a big deal. He's very popular in his conspiracy theory.
See, that don't make...
And that's where Joe is unique and different.
That don't make him a big deal to me.
That's where willful stubbornness is important.
I don't think that's a big deal
just because a bunch of people think he's a big deal.
I don't.
But...
Ain't that what a big deal is?
Yeah, like how do you get to that?
To the world.
I'm telling you me. I'm telling you the world i'm telling you me i'm telling
you me i'm telling you me it's willful it's willful stubbornness and i think that's important
i apply it to music right like if the song that i think sounds cool comes on 90 times on the radio
a day i'm gonna try my best to block it out because there's a system in place that's trying
to get me to like the song so you're playing a lot with the people that are like him that get really really big from
however they get there i'll find out when it comes to my universe when it comes to my world i don't
need to pay attention to the systems in place to amplify your voice in the places you think it needs And here, it just so happens, if it's not in, of, or about culture, with Joe anyway, I don't really pay it no mind.
I try not to speak to it too often.
I try not to analyze it.
If we don't care about it, why do we care about it?
I don't think Alex Jones is in, of, or about culture.
No, not this culture.
In broadcast culture, though, he's a big deal.
Who cares?
Fair enough.
Who cares where he's a big deal?
In this culture.
I'm just surprised.
Being that you're a conspiracy theory aficionado,
I'm surprised that you're not.
See, and that's where I keep getting this confused, right?
Let me ask you a quick question.
Ask me whatever you want
So you said
If he's not of this culture
Why do you care right
Then
We could go back and say
Why'd you care about him
Having Schultz on his show
To do it
Schultz is supposedly
From the culture
And Joe's saying that
In of or about
In of or about
Ice is what I just said
So he said
My rant wasn't even about
alex jones fuck alex jones alex jones will never enter my world my universe i don't know him like
he stated out he could be he could be a great guy maybe i'm totally off base but my rant was about
homeboy and i'm gonna stop referring to him by name because it's too much group dick going on
that's what i sat home and realized all of, all of the people that want to share their communities and share their platforms with the people that are popular, with the people that have clout to increase their audience because they're able to monetize.
It's groupthink, which the new 2021 version of that, what it seems to me anyway, is group dick.
I've never paid attention to you group dick niggas.
Y'all suck dick in groups.
It's never one dick.
It's always a multitude and plethora and assortment and arrangement of dicks.
What do you call it when the fruit and the ham and the cheese and the grapes is on the... Crudite. Crudite. Crudite. It's a crudite of dicks. What do you call it when the fruit and the ham and the cheese and the grapes is on the...
Crudite.
Crudite.
It's a crudite of dicks.
Charcuterie.
Charcuterie.
Pick a dick.
It's fucking pick a dick.
And I'm sick of it.
I've never subscribed to any of it.
So, I said my little rant on the paywall, right?
See, niggas think I'm being funny.
You are.
Yo, this shit's hilarious, man.
But I'm not.
I'm being serious.
I don't know Andrew Duke enough to really even have these back and forths.
In my head, I don't even respond to shit.
I make observation about the universe and i keep going
but let's stay here my rant was about duke not alex jones and it was only about duke because
you have been group dick for a while and i've watched it and damn it bothers me because as i
age i'm just recognizing all of the different privileges that exist in the world. It's not just one or two.
There's light skin privilege.
There's athlete, rapper, entertainer privilege.
There's pretty chick privilege.
Big titty privilege.
Hey, here's where I fuck it up. Even the groups that were oppressed for so long today have privilege.
There's gay privilege.
I speak about that a lot now.
Don't attack me.
I'm down with the community.
I support that shit. But I'd be remiss to say that there's not all of these different privileges right
shit last week i came on here and said yo i saw a tweet from a young lady she woke up and she was
having a bad day and she went down her whole list of the bad day and i was jealous because i want
to do that sometimes and i can't do it yeah i made it made it funny, but it's privilege. Non-famous person privilege?
That privilege exists.
Land of the free is land of the privileged.
That's a marketing gimmick, right?
So when I spoke about Duke, let me lower my voice because they think I'm crazy and irate,
and they think I'm Alex Jones-ish somehow, fucking group dick people.
My rant about Duke was, like it's just said fam you've
been with one of us you have been sitting there watching your stock rise with one of us
what a privilege to be able to dance the end of the point a lot of people hit me joe you got it
all wrong you got it all fucked up you got
him wrong this guy is like you this guy believes in conspiracies and stuff like you suck my dick
i'm gonna say that a lot this episode hey cover your kids ears
suck my dick y'all think y'all know me and you do not i am not like alex jones
who the fuck is saying that hey let me
stop you i believe in aliens apparently he does too whoopee no not just joe not just joe stop it
because it's even shut the it's even privilege in that they burnt kairi for a month and a half
when he said the earth was flat.
They tore his ass up.
Black people can't just run around saying what the fuck they think.
Only this nigga can say first,
hey, there's aliens over here.
There's this over here.
Cool.
We're not having this
because we're both conspiracy theorists.
I don't know enough about him
to be able to speak to him,
but I believe in conspiracies.
Have a blast.
But there's some black conspiracies
and you're involved in them.
Hey. Y'all got white people conspiracies we got some black ones he's in them rush limbaugh's in them too
we've seen a few of these
being knees hey i went to do some research I don't want to hear from
ICE
I went to do some research
because maybe I had it
wrong
no the first thing that popped up
Alex Jones
says disparaging things about black people
I remember seeing that
the first time I saw it
so what I do when I see that
Parks is
Okay I'm done
I don't continue learning
Fair
That's where I differ
So a bunch of black people
Will come to me telling me
Hey not only that
A bunch of black people
Will come to me
To this guy's defense
Awesome for you
I won't tell you how to feel
And a bunch of people
Are Championing defense. Awesome for you. I won't tell you how to feel. And a bunch of people are
championing
anything against me.
But the people that hate me that are
in, of, and about culture, to me,
they're allowed to. It's like a family thing.
It's like when we go to the
cookout and the uncles got beef or the
aunts got beef, we can
beef.
Anybody else, get their ass whooped. and the uncles got beef or the aunts got beef, we can beef. But we all still get beef.
Anybody else.
Get their ass whooped.
You got to wait.
Sorry, Schultz, me and you don't have a beef
because you will never be important enough to me to beef.
I'm going to make an astute observation and move on.
Alex Jones, same thing.
I don't have a beef with you.
I'll never speak to you.
I'll never have you here, nor am I willing to learn about you.
You did T.I.'s show.
Great.
You did some other nigga shows.
Great.
I'm not in the business of monetizing platform and group dick just to get near niggas.
Sorry.
I'll take the ups and downs with my shit.
So when I say.
Actually.
Because I didn't listen to this. And I think i'm spending too much time on this i don't even care enough about this and then i hate when you do that he brings
some shit up that i don't want to start with and now and now he quiet why is he quiet because every
time someone tries to say something i don't want to hear from y'all fucking alex jones i'd be home
kissing my baby in the mouth making chicken chicken dip, doing all types of shit.
And they just keep my name in here with this shit.
Go on.
You guys can open it up.
That's what we're going to ask.
No, I was just going to say, well, you answered it by saying you did a little research.
I'm not going to play any clips.
No, no, I'm not talking about clips or nothing.
I'm just saying for you to say, I don't know anything about this guy, and then when people
I'm never learning about anybody that thinks that black people by default are stupid, dumb,
unintelligent, lesser than.
You know what?
Hey, maybe the word is not racist for that person.
I think it is.
Maybe it's a different word, but I'm not learning more about you from there.
I get it once you said that part.
Before you said that, I was saying,
how do you know you don't have...
You know, am I saying that...
And comment what a person...
You know, am I saying that everybody
that ran and stormed the Capitol is a racist?
I'm not saying that.
I don't know those people.
I don't believe that.
I get the alt-right is not all racist.
I get that, but a lot of you niggas is cousins.
Oh, no, a lot of you niggas is racist.
And a lot of you niggas is racist. And if no. A lot of you niggas is racist. And a lot of you niggas is racist.
And if, hey, it don't take me to say that.
I watched the footage and didn't see too many black people allowed to storm the Capitol with you.
I didn't see them.
Hey, if they got the invite on that little secret app that y'all use because you banned from all these other places, I ain't on there.
So I wouldn't know.
No. the places i ain't on there so i wouldn't know no if you still confused all you gotta do is look up
and see the sentencing from some of the people who were caught up there yeah yeah so i don't
need all these black people coming to me telling me what about alex jones y'all suck dick too
i'm all about mine mine mine
the same way they about this
like get the fuck out of my business man
don't get me going
couple of them
nothing nothing
no a couple got probation
a couple got parole
couple got a slap on the wrist
a little slap on the wrist yeah
don't get me started man
yo that's crazy dog
storming the capitol building
yeah this is the moment where niggas would tell you,
oh, you should have this gentleman on your show.
No, I get it.
No, stop, stop, stop.
I didn't realize he made those.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
With that, knowing that.
Well, if you research the guy, and listen,
it's not all about research, because you can research me
and find a bunch of horrible shit,
but none just
blatantly saying white people are stupid none of that that was my question there's none there's
none of him uh there's nothing i'm not getting into this man the nigga called the parents of
of grieving children crisis actors jesus see that's what I'm saying about certain lines.
Certain lines that people are able to cross,
and it's no fault of his own.
It's just different.
We can't do it.
I'm not going to have a whole podcast
about privilege and what it means,
but I'm not stopping my day
because Alex Jones went on a rant.
There's a couple things that we're going to talk about today
that have to do with that.
So let's get to it.
But fuck him.
How do I care about him?
I care about the niggas that care about me.
I'm not arguing with no fucking black people.
Man.
Group dick.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
It's group dick.
It's a lot of it.
It's a lot of it.
There's a porn word for this, too. When you shove a bunch of dicks in your mouth.
I think it's a gangbang.
Why are these niggas gang?
Come on, man.
Let's just move on.
Let's move on.
Let's get into more serious shit.
Okay.
I mean, you could piggyback right off of this.
Into what?
Rachel Nichols.
Rachel Nichols.
Damn, are we done with the 4th of July recap already?
That's what that was.
We've done everybody's recap.
Yeah, we've been done.
No, 4th of July was so boring
that me and Alex Jones
dominated the fucking headlines.
Welcome to your 40s, nigga.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
You could have went out
and bought some fireworks.
I have fireworks in my basement.
I have fireworks in my basement. So you ain't let them off? That's why I didn't let them fireworks. I have fireworks in my basement. I have fireworks in my basement.
So you ain't let them off?
That's why I didn't let them off.
They've been in my basement for about five years.
I can't trust that gunpowder.
Yeah, no, they're good now.
Hockey player just died over fireworks.
For real?
Yes.
Hockey player just.
At Fourth of July?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Yes, there's a hockey player that passed.
We'll pull up his information on how he passed.
Oh, he got hit?
There he is.
Yeah, no.
He was a goalie, and he got hit by the firework.
Oh, shit.
We saw our man from the Giants.
That's Osi?
JPP.
Oh, no, JPP, not Osi.
I'm sorry.
We saw what JPP went through.
If you've heard enough of these firecracker stories,
I saw a lot of videos of humans aiming Roman candles
at people
lighting them on fire
it probably still is a thing
it should be a thing
we used to do that
we used to definitely do that
Roman candle wars was the shit
oh I gotta make a citizen's arrest
the statute of limitations passed
we good now
you think so?
absolutely
did they change it?
no
when is it up to be voted for change?
you want me to bring it back?
but why would you do that?'s what we was what would possess
you oh you are ignorant little hood yeah that's not okay you got some shit that shoot you ain't
have rock fights when you was little yeah equally stupid it's not okay i know i'm not
we're not saying it's okay we just Young boys do a bunch of dumb shit.
All right.
It's part of being a boy.
How do you feel now when you see the people getting burnt on fire from Roman Kendall?
They look like dumb, little ignorant dodos.
They look like we was.
Yo, used to just run and jump off a garage roof.
Dumb shit.
Now, I'm like, nigga.
Try to get on the garage roof. Fam, yeah. I mean, I'll get up there, but you get what I'm saying. I I'm like, nigga. You might have to get on the garage door.
Fam, yeah.
I mean, I'll get up there, but you get what I'm saying.
I ain't getting up there.
So rest in peace to the hockey player that lost his life.
That's pretty sad.
Pull it back up, please.
What was it, a mortar that went off his head?
I don't want to mess this up.
I can't pronounce his name.
I can't pronounce his name.
Matisse Kivlenics.
Kivlenics, yeah.
Our apologies if we're jacking that up.
Rest in peace, though.
This is how I know something is wrong with me
they knocked down the rest of the Miami building
the Florida building
how would you feel about that if you lived in the part
that was still standing up
would you feel like they did the right thing
yeah hell yeah shit filled out
I'm getting out of that shit immediately
I'm sure they gave them some subsidy to
move somewhere else
and all of that but
what's your record?
Like what's the
other option?
I'm getting the
fuck out of that
house.
I don't know bro.
I don't like that.
Would you want to
go in there and get
your paintings and
your pictures out not
knowing if the floor
could fall in?
You might have to
move my shit out for
me.
Yeah like that it's a
real real touchy
subject.
I get what you're
saying but is it
really worth it?
No, you don't need your stuff.
You don't need your stuff.
You can leave and never go back up.
No, I would want my pictures.
I would want family, memento, shit like that.
That would be the important shit to me.
I want time to negotiate against the city and find out who I need to sue or get insurance or anything from.
No, your first thought is you getting...
Well, living is the first thought.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's your first thought is adequate housing.
Your first thought...
No, your second thought is the adequate housing.
Your first thought is I'm going to get paid.
But this is why I said...
I'm going to get some spanking.
It just seemed like...
I'm going to say this and I'm going to move on
because I don't ever want to come off insensitive.
I think that's... I think they paint me in the wrong light when they say that about me.
But this is why I said that the death toll,
they should have done it in reverse.
Remember I said that?
Remember I said that?
Yeah, what you mean by in reverse though?
And when it fell, they said three found dead, 150 still missing.
Unaccounted for.
Okay.
And that just seemed really insensitive to the family and loved ones of people that didn't know where their people were.
When you see 1920 stories collapse like pancakes on top of each other.
Right.
on top of each other and you give out this false sense of hope as if you're going to take the time needed and and invest the money needed to really move all of this stuff so when it came across that
hey we're going to demolition this shit down i'm like yeah it's the right thing to do but
the human in me just feels like this was wasn't the best way to go about some of this my heart
goes out to anybody that lost a family member in there anybody that had to move uh i've never experienced anything like this closest to
it is when the avalon on river road just caught on fire and was all over the news and everybody
had to move like expeditiously immediately like we'll find out who to sue for our belongings later, right? Oh, man. A lot of fucked up shit.
A lot of fucked up shit in the universe.
2021 is 2021-ing.
What else do we have?
Come on, y'all can do it.
I don't need love on top.
I don't need love on top right now.
Y'all can do it.
Nah, we was going to talk about the Rachel Nichols.
We never got to it.
Ah, nah, too much seriousness.
Serious?
Too much seriousness.
Come on, give me something fun.
Give me something fun, goddammit. Safari, allegedly, popping your seriousness. Too much seriousness. Come on, give me something fun. Give me something fun, goddammit.
Safari, allegedly popping your chick.
Fun.
That's fun.
That's not fun.
Oh, my God.
I got to teach these guys how to pod one day.
They just talk like we in the living room.
That's not fun.
Ish, you talk like we're in
my kitchen.
Alright, I'm not saying that you're shit.
Just let K. Michelle sing now.
You blew it.
If you went crazy, then we both were wrong.
Ish, you can't do that.
There's a statute of limitations.
What is the statute of limitations on somebody being referred to as your chick or your ex or your old work or your girl?
Well, different names.
Your chick, they can't refer to it no more.
They can't refer to it as your chick.
No.
But that is your ex.
It stays your ex.
See, I'm just different than y'all.
That's not, no.
You think exes fall off the record?
You're not different because you reference my exes all the time.
Your exes are really your exes.
That's not really your ex?
No.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No.
We're not going to do that, Joe.
No.
Come on, man.
Yo, how did this-
Hold up.
Now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's what I mean about I can't be like-
What criteria-
This story has nothing to do with Joe.
Now, you're changing the subject, though.
This story has-
You're changing the subject. What. You're changing the subject.
What's the story?
No, no, no, no.
No, we're on a different subject.
What's the criteria that constitutes your ex?
You used to date.
You said this is not your ex?
Not today.
I said the statute of limitations is over.
It's like a credit score thing?
You're asking me my rule.
I want to know your rule.
You asking me my rule.
Your rule.
My rule, and they already think I'm nuts, so I don't care.
Okay.
My rule is we're all supposed to evolve in life, right?
Indeed.
And want self-improvement, right?
Correct.
Correct.
So I try to do that every day.
Now, if I do it a lot, and I'm mad evolved from whoever the fuck was with you, why would I still claim you?
No, that was a whole different guy.
Whole different time and space.
A whole different universe back then.
In 2021?
So let me ask you a question.
You think the girls that I dated in 2010 that went on to be married and fucking successful are saying, Joe is my ex?
No, they're hiding me in the cupboard somewhere.
They're not telling a new nigga, yo, he used to break my back out.
It's not, don't you pander.
I will fucking play that pander song.
Let me ask you a question.
You think your homework that's married is telling people that you are their ex and having to talk?
What about your own?
The answer's no.
You shut up.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
He got to answer me first.
He got to answer me first.
Absolutely.
All right, go ahead.
Oh, no, no, no.
Go ahead.
You told a story on the pod
where a nigga walked up to you
in the strip club.
And he better not do it again.
That's a proof.
I don't never feel like fighting when niggas come up to me to fight
so listen that's not proof who could chicken bitches they could talk about
hell let's fight no you gotta go so i'm not lying oh and this story is not about me. Yes, Caitlin and I. Based on your rule of thumb with your seven year rule, don't reference any of my other exes again.
That's fair.
You be talking about my exes from 2009.
You were building a life with these people.
She lived in your abode.
Debatable. You're bugging. You lived in your abode. Debatable.
You bugging.
You're bugging.
It's debatable.
She didn't live there?
Fam.
She didn't live in your house?
I was there.
This is not even the story right now.
Why?
See, this is the problem I keep occurring in life.
This story's not about Joe.
No.
Joe wishes all of these people well what would peyton manning say
right now some insurance shit whatever he would say i want to say this is not about me i wish i
wish kaylin the best safari the best erica the best these are all people that i've prayed for
been a part of television shows with uh I've had personal dealings with the three
of these people. Sometimes when these stories
happen with niggas that
you know or associate with, you want
to do your best to stay away from it.
So I did that, right? I wasn't saying
nothing about this because that's
messy, especially for me. It's
all messy. It's Aaron Good, my
baby. Come on, come on, come on. I don't need
to get into that, right?
But boy, was this a juicy story. That's a but boy was this a juicy story i forgot about that part that's a very big tangled web that's the point like y'all be saying stuff because it's nasty and because it's funny
see i don't even no no no no no no no no no no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's like high school all over again.
I don't have too bad pods in a row.
Loving hip-hop niggas may be nasty parts,
but I saw a TikTok from a white lady the other day
that was explaining her family tree
and how she ended up...
Oh, whites are nasty, too.
That's what you're getting at
y'all created incest i don't i don't think it was us
so you're not gonna call you're not gonna call mona's production nasty if you and your fifth
cousin are sisters somehow like whatever was going on in that family tree it was nuts y'all
didn't see it but it was nuts it was it was starting i in that family tree, it was nuts. Y'all didn't see it, but it was nuts.
It was starting with,
I'm not getting into it.
It was nasty.
I got a question about this, though.
Nothing to do with you.
This is not a joke.
Now I have to find it.
No, no, no.
This is the funny part, though.
When you start thinking
about the love and hip hop tree,
that shit is correct.
It's a web.
It's not a tree.
That shit is all over the place.
It's a circle.
But with this,
do we think this is timing
it's a rollout
I'm so sick of y'all here
I'm just saying
timing for what though
look at the things
they want to unpack
Atlanta just started yesterday
no it's not timing
this is the results
of your genius
when your genius
is really in effect
Mona's somewhere
playing checkers
with her husband
fucking sipping a margarita
she is not making phone calls to make Erica and Safari have fights in Atlanta is really in effect. Mona's somewhere playing checkers with her husband, fucking sipping a margarita.
She is not making phone calls to make Erica and Safari have fights in Atlanta.
I promise you she's not.
But when she notices the fight,
she's making a phone call
to get cameras over there
and put some framing behind it.
Some glass cups.
Yo, these things,
these types of things just fall in Mona's lap.
And to be honest, I'm sensitive to it because I've been through it.
So I don't want to discuss this.
I don't have advice for anybody on this.
It's tough when you're in a TV show and you're having kids and you're married
and you're trying to work things out, but you're on two different pages.
One person's doing them, the other person's doing them.
I pray for everybody involved. That's what I okay that's what i got oh all right mature answer
now i'm mature except for when they take the clips from my most immature moments and plaster them all
over the internet but yeah well what the fuck else was i supposed to say i really feel like that
so we're not going to discuss this? Let's discuss it. Oh.
I was just asking.
Well, that was Joe.
We is us.
So what do you have? I thought that we discussed it, but is there more?
Is there more to unpack?
We discussed this.
Okay.
I'm with it.
I thought it was jokey jokey time.
It was jokey jokey time.
You want more jokes?
Yeah.
Keep going.
Keep chewing.
Keep chewing.
You know, he got some other jokes. I don't get it. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Damn, keep going. Keep chewing. Keep chewing. You know, he got some other jokes.
I don't get it.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Damn, I'm missing a joke.
I think it's unfortunate.
I want to hear the jokes.
It's all right.
I think it's unfortunate.
Like, I didn't know that she delivered the baby either.
So congratulations to them.
Baby's four days old.
I know we want to joke.
We want to make different jokes.
I can't joke because, listen, I don't know what they're going through,
but I imagine that there's some postpartum involved here.
They have a baby.
They're still in the hospital.
They're waiting to return home.
Like, it's some things here that prevent me from joking about this topic
with people I know.
But if y'all want to joke on me, come on.
What's up?
What I did.
And what you just said, like, for dude to make that comment,
oh, sis, your postpartum is acting up, that was tasteless.
Who said that?
That's trash.
Dude, that was terrible.
Like, postpartum, no panda, whatever,
that is just not some shit to joke about.
Right.
Well, that's why it seemed like the social justice warriors
miss everything they're supposed to catch.
They don't catch everything.
They be sleep
like the guards
that was watching
Jeffrey Epstein sell.
Like they just clock out.
They'll catch some other shit
that ain't even there.
They wake up and start,
hey, I want to,
I,
go ahead.
Did y'all see
the weekend Lil Uzi had?
Yeah.
I didn't.
Uzi was turnt
Kind of sort of
He was turnt
He had a fourth of July
I'm going to smoke a cig
Actually
I quit smoking
That's uh
48 seconds ago
Alright
We don't want to have
A mature conversation
Which only leaves one option an immature conversation
so i'll start set the bar this is theatrical i'm not really immature i have to say that now
theatrics are damaging but how is my name in this story of the men in this room when Ice used to manage Kalen?
That's a good point.
Ice ain't pop.
Yeah, I ain't pop.
That wasn't my ex.
I don't know that.
Yes, you do know that.
I don't know that.
I'm telling you that, nigga.
There's a few men in here who I think popped exes in mind.
Who's the few?
You and Ice.
Antoine.
You and Ice.
You, Ice, Michael Paul. There's a few of you and Ice. Antoine. You and Ice. You, Ice, Michael Paul.
There's a few of you niggas out here.
And I'm kidding, of course.
But I don't think Ice did that.
So you don't have nothing to say.
Now the jokes are dead.
Now it's a silent room.
Now I have to keep the conversation flowing
because we don't want to talk about it.
We was off this topic already.
We wasn't.
We was talking about you managing Kalen.
Okay.
What about it?
And how you were sanctioning celebrity
boxing matches
long before they were a thing.
Innovators.
Don't want to talk about it?
Wait, I'm lost on that part.
We always lost
when the joke
comes a different way.
Bring the joke,
but I want to laugh
at the joke too.
When you were managing
blank.
Correct.
And then blank pulled up.
You know what pull up means?
I know what a pull up means.
It means smoke, drama, trauma.
Somebody pulled up on me?
Your act.
Somebody pulled up on her when I was there.
Let's move on.
Yo, can we move on, please?
You can't.
Hold up.
Please, yo, let's move on, please.
Oh, shit.
Yo, can we, yo.
In other news, Rachel Nichols.
Nah, nah, nah.
Bring that back.
Rachel Nichols. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was, no, I didn In other news, Rachel Nichols. Nah, nah, nah. Bring that back. Rachel Nichols.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I didn't know what you was talking about.
It's okay.
No, no.
I'm here now.
All I do here is protect you, brothers.
No, I don't need to be protected.
And all I do in life is search for protection.
I have my own gun.
I don't need protection.
I'm searching for protection out there.
Who will protect Joe?
So what's up?
I protect you, brothers.
Niggas feel like I'm so tough, I don't need protection.
No, I'm not. Tough emotionally. Not tough
as in fighting, but they feel like
I'm so hardened.
They feel like I'm stone cold.
I just don't see how you equate the two. It's not my fight,
but I just don't see how you equate the two.
How do niggas cheer for Alex Jones over Joe?
Black people.
I can answer that Black people
I can answer that
Not middle America
Not the red states
Not none of that shit
A lot of black people
Agree with his ideology
No it ain't that
It has nothing to do with it
Hey I believe aliens too
Anybody against Joe right now
They're gonna cheer for
That's all it is
You think
Once you tag lame
Once you tag lame
The game is won
That is a fact
That is a fact
Home bar for everything
It is fact though
What else do the kids say about facts?
Big facts.
Facts machine.
I seen the Tabitha clan.
They found an emoji for vegan shit.
They was leaving under Wendy Williams shit.
Avocados.
Avocados.
They will make any.
Why were they avocados?
Because vegan gang.
Because Tabitha's a vegan.
Don't play with the vegan gang She tore Wendy Williams up
Over the ether beat
And they started putting
Avocado underneath the
She kicked Wendy Williams
I need an emoji
I need that
So quietly
It'll be the cigarette
Cigarette
You got one
No
So pleasantly
That's definitely yours
A non-toxic one
The problem
See
And man
Do they have a dirty undershirt?
I'm gonna leave Earth
A rock?
I'm gonna leave Earth
I'm gonna leave Earth
Your symbol should be the rock
You love me I thought
See I'm just gonna keep
It's the people
We're trying to help you
Find an emoji
None of you have ever helped me
In anything
That's how I feel
God damn it.
Come on, moving on.
Rachel Nichols.
Come on, we don't have to argue about this
because we're going to argue about this.
See, that's the new podcast.
That's this new podcast flow.
It's the argue cast.
We're going to find the most serious angle
and argue it.
Even in topics where I didn't think it was possible,
such as Rachel Nichols.
So Rachel Nichols, on the 4th of July, an old recording comes up where she was talking to a spokesman for LeBron, who apparently is her spokesperson as well.
Right?
And this is last year in the bubble, 2020.
That's who the, I had a hard time following everything.
That's who the gentleman was.
Mendelsohn, I think his name was?
I don't even know. That's one of LeB. Mendelsohn, I think his name was? I don't even know.
That's one of LeBron's people?
I don't know his name.
Okay.
In the clip that surfaced, it just said spokesperson for LeBron.
In more reading, I found out they share a spokesperson.
Spokesman for LeBron, sorry.
Same shit.
Was that PR?
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know what it means either.
It's somebody knows LeBron.
And they had a conversation that was being
recorded for some reason.
They said that she
left her Zoom on,
basically.
Like a filming
for an ESPN thing.
It was over Zoom
and she left it on.
After the Zoom meeting,
she started giving it up.
She didn't hit
the little leave button.
You gotta hit leave.
Oh, she had the mic on too?
Yeah.
At least turn the mic off.
The caudacity.
Yeah. I don't know if I believe that, I guess so. At least turn the mic off. The cardacity. Yeah.
I don't know if I believe that, but we know.
That's what they said.
That's how it got leaked and released.
I think somebody released that shit on purpose.
He could have been there.
Still ain't what happened that way.
Put that cape on, brother.
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's too early.
He don't know what side to take.
He's just getting all the details of the story.
All right.
So that conversation leaked.
And it leaked because Maria Taylor apparently is up for contract renegotiation.
And they were trying to hand out the gigs.
And one of those gigs is the NBA Finals sideline gig.
Really big gig.
Yeah.
And in this clip clip Rachel Nichols
just let me let's say what she said
I don't want to offer an opinion
Hey instead of posting
the NBA Finals what would you do
as a sideline reporter to offer the NBA Finals
because guess what that would pay away for
for Maria to do the hosting Because guess what that would pay away for? Uh, I don't know.
For Maria to do the hosting for, right?
Yeah.
So, I have declined. I don't know what their next move is, but they are feeling pressure because of all of that.
And, um, I'm trying to figure out, like, how to just, you know, my thing was like, I think I'm just going to tell her all the success in the world.
She covers football.
She covers basketball.
If you need to give her more games to do because you're feeling pressure about your crappy long-time record anniversary.
No job I am.
Like, go for it.
Just, you know, find it somewhere else. Like, you're not going to find it in Vegas. Now, that last part i'll repeat it just so everyone is clear
said if you're trying to give her the job because of your crappy record as it comes as it relates to diversity
then fine
but go
do it somewhere else
there
now that everyone has heard
this clip where does everyone
fall on
this topic
who want to take the lead
me anybody with a contrasting opinion to what the obvious may or may not be.
Personally?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
And look at these niggas, boy.
I'm not mad at what she said.
Hey, she only fucks when the joke is on Joe.
I'm not mad at what she said.
ESPN does have a very bad track record.
Correct.
And she's saying that
yo if y'all are doing this because y'all know y'all got this fucked up diversity track record
don't do it at my expense don't fuck me over go do it you're not gonna do this on to me but she
said that they didn't say it they didn't say this or at least it's not on record, this is what we're doing because we have a crappy race diversity record,
track record.
She said that.
Not them.
She's not responding to something.
That means that she is initiating
and assuming that the only reason
this person is even up for this gig
is because y'all have a crappy record
as it relates to black people getting a gig.
And that's not fair because Maria Taylor's
excellent at her job.
It's a lot more than not fair,
which is why I was more than surprised
when the topic came up
and you said,
I didn't have a problem with anything she said.
You don't have a problem with that.
A lot of people didn't have a problem with what she said.
Well, I know.
A lot of people don't have a problem with what she said. Well, I know. A lot of people don't have a problem with Alex Jones either.
Like I said,
I...
You don't have a problem
with a white lady
assuming that a black woman
is only getting a job
because she's black.
That's not what she said.
You're twisting the words.
I'm not twisting.
You are definitely.
I just listened to the clip.
That's not what you said.
Then we heard
two different things.
We did.
Because that's what I pulled from it. What did did you pull that's what you're trying to pull so
tell me what it means and what she said all right she's saying basically yo maria's good at what she
does she never said that she did say that what are you talking about play it again that's your
problem she did say let's address my problem play it again maybe i missed it no need to attack me
but that's not the sentiment i got from that clip at all.
I heard everything the polar opposite of Maria's great at her job and deserves all the opportunities that come her way.
It said don't.
That's because you went into it wanting to hear that.
Hold on.
Play it again. Play it again.
Pause that. pause that you you can't play both sides of the fence is what i'm saying and we'll get back we're
gonna play right again you can't say someone's great at their job and they deserve all the
blessings that come their way and then say oh there's a lot of maneuvering happening to clear
the way so this could happen those are contradicting sentiments but go ahead maybe i missed it
pause that again i'm sorry i'm sorry
just more offense when i i just when I hear privilege, I'm taking it back.
Doris Burke is certified.
Doris Burke is like reporter royalty.
If she's doing the sideline reporter gig,
that's not a knock to anybody.
it's not a knock that's not a knock to anybody but this white lady takes that as a knock to do the sideline reporter gig of the nba finals nationally covered by espn
nobody here's a problem with that at all that's just my ears listening to her feel like that? Go ahead. Keep playing it. Yeah, that's your ears.
Man. You're creating a narrative.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I wish the radio all the success in the world. She covers football. She covers basketball.
If you need to give her more games to do because you're feeling pressure about your crappy long-time record anniversary,
which, by the way, I myself know personally from the female side of it, go for it.
Just find a similar role.
I have a problem with that piece.
Turn it off, please.
Now, I've said my piece.
As he played it, I even heard more pieces.
So I don't want to hog the mic.
They tell me I don't let anybody talk.
I'm shutting up so everybody can get out their feelings on this,
their thoughts on this, and where they really stand on this.
I think all of that shit was a lot of hypocrisy,
a lot of contradiction.
I think it was a lot of tap dancing.
Hey, I wish her all the best.
She works basketball.
Hey, you can't say I wish her all the best and then name the reasons why you don't.
She works football.
She works basketball.
If you feel the need to throw her more opportunities.
No, not somebody felt the need.
She worked and earned an opportunity.
You noticed that and threw a cog in the shit and now they're feeling pressure and you don't know what they're going to do next
even though you declined fam if there's another way to look at it tell me but the internet seemed
to have agreed and they've been tearing rachel nich' ass up. They've been on her ass. I think appropriately so.
I think she's just, like, she was intimidated about her job.
Like, yo, nah, don't give her my job because I might not get my job back.
Give her something else.
That's all I took from it, really.
Like, yeah, she's good.
She's good at what she does.
But if you give her my job, that's going to clear the way for her to do my job full time and i ain't with that no i don't want to
take nobody else i don't want to do nothing else i want to do my job i don't think it was more to it
i could be wrong but that's how i took it ish bro people will take anything somebody says and put
their own spin on it so me listening to what
you just listened to i only found one thing that she said discouraging um i don't think it
let's let's say hypothetically right um we can't use a hypothetical but if if you are i'm the i'm the top dog and somebody's coming for my spot or you're
trying to give them my spot right i don't give a fuck who you are i don't want you to have my spot
now if you are doing it as a result of filling a quota i don't give a fuck if you was white purple
chinese or pink i don't want you to have my spot.
Now, her rationalization was, I feel they're trying to do this because of this.
Right?
And she spoke on it.
But I still don't want you to have my spot.
It's selfish.
I don't want to do the sideline when I'm interviewing.
Like, I want my spot.
Now, the only thing that I felt that she said that was wrong was she's felt the minority aspect from being a woman.
Right.
And white women tend to do that is they play the minority card and try to equate it to the racial card.
And it does not equate at all.
Like it's not even close.
So that's the only real thing that I heard that was discouraging.
But her not wanting to give her job to any fucking body is not a bad thing to me.
Man, woman.
Yeah.
Like, I don't give a fuck who you are.
I don't want you putting nobody in my job.
I want my shit.
For whatever reason.
I don't give a fuck for whatever reason.
You trying to do it, I want my shit.
But for her to compare the minority white woman car to the minority racial car is whack.
But her wanting to be
front and center
and wanting the position that I want,
I don't want to go do some other job,
get that shit to somebody.
I don't want to do it.
I don't think she's wrong for that at all.
Parks?
I would like to hear more of the conversation, honestly.
To me, that...
No, seriously.
To me, that's not necessarily fully...
Something I'm going to kill someone for. Not at all. that's not necessarily fully something I'm gonna kill someone for
not at all
I'm not gonna kill
them for that
am I a little
disappointed in her
absolutely
but I would like to
hear more of the
context of the full
conversation that's all
see and we gotta
get out of that
no we don't
we don't need to
we need to get out
of canceling people
off rip
let me finish my point
okay
that you took
as I'm about to say it
okay
we don't need to
kill anybody
we don't need to kill anybody for anything.
This conversation is not even one
where we're trying to make somebody be cancelable.
So I don't disagree with the premise
of what y'all are saying.
Do I think that she was trying to be racist?
No.
Do I think she even knew the magnitude of what she was saying
no that don't negate what she said and how it sounds and how it comes off once she's said it
i'm not trying to apply fault or blame or cancel but I don't understand how you hear
this and say
I need to hear more.
More privilege. That's more
white privilege. We don't never
need to hear more.
With black people. We've
heard enough. But this
is egregious. And my problem with it is
this is way bigger than this. Hey, if this was
as small as Ish says, like, yo, she just felt the way we all feel the way.
Cool. But the issue is there's white people at the top that all feel like this and they dance in harmony together.
And if that happens, then how does any black person that has worked their way to being able to deserve opportunity and position get it that's the
deeper talk rachel nichols is not a fucking rothstein or anybody at the top of mount everest
but it's a microcosm of what is going on and when you hear white people speak like this
at a white corporation that has had her words a diversity issue the fuck more do we need to hear
why are we trying to attack where her heart i don't know where her heart is but what occurred
see i'm saying the same thing about alex jones i don't know him personally i don't know where his
heart lies with things but in what has been said and delivered it it's way off. It's way off.
And instead of the canceling and uncanceling,
it got to be some people and some groups willing to have just intelligent discourse through it.
I agree.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Today, the immediate result,
the immediate reaction is to cancel anything.
You say something we don't like, we don't get into anything else.
You're immediately canceled.
So no, today, I don't like that.
It's as simple as y'all make it today.
The thing is to attack.
That's what it is.
And you just attacked it 10 minutes ago.
You said, yo, they're tearing her ass up online.
And I agree with them.
And now you're saying she shouldn't be attacked.
Not going to turn this into I lose because I'm literal.
No, I'm just saying.
She deserves the criticism is what I'm saying.
Don't literal me to death.
No.
I'm saying she deserves the constructive criticism that she is receiving.
She getting a little bit more.
She don't deserve to be fucking called out name and the disrespect.
I'm not saying that.
But yeah, this is a teachable moment and she should be criticized for thinking that this
is okay to say,
even in private.
Let me ask you a question.
We won't know.
We can't possibly know because we don't know Rachel Nichols.
Right.
And it's a hypothetical.
Let's just say hypothetically,
they were trying to give her particular segment and her particular job to a white man.
And she felt the same amount of animosity toward them trying to give it to a white man.
She's not wrong, right?
I'm asking.
Okay, no, she's not wrong.
But what she said will be different, though.
Because then it comes into, she won't say they're giving them that for diversity.
Y'all got a shitty record on diversity, so that wouldn't come into it.
We don't know how she would feel about that.
But she deserves the right to feel the same way about y'all trying to give my shit away to somebody else.
Yes.
This is a dog-eat-dog world.
Shit is mad competitive.
So, again, I don't want my shit given to anybody.
I know.
It just so happens to be that this person was a black woman. You keep making it the, hey, this could have happened to anybody i know it just so happens to be that this person was a black woman you keep making
it the hey this could have happened to anybody and that puts it in a capsule but let's open it up a
bit espn has fired every prominent black voice that went on air with something that maybe wasn't
agreeable they wasn't agreeable with a lot of amazing talents. Michael Smith, who I thought was amazing,
gone when renegotiation came up.
Jemele Hill, who went on there and attacked Trump.
I have my own ideas about the Trump-Disney-NFL circle.
Save it for another time.
But she went up there.
They fired her.
Carrie Champion, who I thought was amazing.
She was the best SportsCenter host that we had.
That's what I thought.
She was good.
And on the renegotiation, for some reason, magically walked out the door.
Damn, a lot of blacks leaving.
Cool.
Wouldn't happen to any senior people here.
Enter Dan Levitard.
Dan Levitard. Dan Levitard.
Gone.
Spanish.
There is a theme here.
So y'all can keep saying,
oh, we got a human right to feel a certain way.
That's not why this conversation is happening.
The conversation is happening
because niggas that watch ESPN
have been watching ESPN for a little while.
It's a valid talking point.
For her to say.
No, the conversation
that's brought up.
And again,
everything that you are saying,
she's acknowledging.
Yo, y'all got a fuck record
of doing bullshit.
I'm not going to be
taking off.
Yeah, yeah.
You're not going to slight me because y'all doing bullshit.
Because y'all trying to clean that record up.
But stop.
And this is where I offer you resistance.
I like that.
You're right.
Then let that be your position when you're not adversarial with Maria Taylor for a gig.
Gotcha.
Be the champion.
We don't know that she's not, though.
But I agree with you.
No, you're right.
I agree with you. I'm agreeing with you. Be that way all the way. If we don't know she's not. We don't know that she's not though But I agree with you No you're right I agree with you
I'm agreeing with you
Be that way all the way
If we don't know she not
We don't know she is
Maybe she not
But I have a bunch of clips
Of Jalen Rose
On air
Maybe urging the powers that be
To give Maria Taylor
A raise or whatever
She's worked for
There's a lot of old shit
Woj
Woj is coming out Saying that Shorty's a bad teammate.
This is a white man.
Now that you brought up a white man.
Saying that Rachel Nichols is a bad teammate.
I like that Woj even still talks in basketball analogies
when it's about humans.
Woj just proves himself to be a pretty awesome white guy
at every turn.
If Woj is saying you're a bad teammate,
and it's not just the black woman saying it,
because we can never just believe-
Maria Teller said she was a bad teammate.
I wish I saved the video that came out last year,
and I didn't save it.
Let me just double check.
No, she didn't, to answer your question.
She said some things that would imply
that there are some other things going on,
but never directly to- But with Rachel or with
the network?
You get what I'm saying? Networking. It wasn't
toward Rachel Nichols at all. But see,
but see, but see, even that's more... Oh, you know
what I'm talking about? Yeah, send it. See, but
even that's more privileged
and overuse of the word
for me.
Maria wouldn't.
That's only stupid ass Joe that gets on the mic and speaks negatively about
companies you shouldn't speak negatively about only me maria would not do that she wouldn't get
up there and say yo espn somebody dig i'm worried yo why y'all giving this little white girl a
child she would never what would peyton manning do i want to be like peyton manning you know she
wouldn't do that i do don't do that you don't i don I want to be like Peyton Manning. No, she wouldn't do that.
Don't do that. You don't. I don't want to be like that.
I mean, in terms of how he handles stuff.
No, I don't want to be like that. The thing of my jiggies.
I don't want to be
like that. Who do you want to be like?
I want to speak how I really feel.
I don't want to speak... No, you can't do that.
No, that's dead. Definitely can't speak how you really feel.
You better tuck that. That's over with.
You get canceled quick.
What, are they going to cancel him from building houses?
You can't build a house ever again.
I mean, that's part of the reason why I tried my best to go the self-employed route.
So I can't really have a ceiling over my head that somebody controls.
I mean, you still under, you know, you got to play the game,
but your value and your worth is not dictated by somebody else.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, I don't necessarily have to play that game.
We got to play a game.
We got to play a game.
You know what I mean?
But, again, even with you, you got to play the game accordingly because it's a bigger picture for you.
But when it comes to that particular thing, I don't think it's as bigger picture for you. But when it comes to that particular thing,
I don't think it's as bad as people thought.
Again, I took more offense in her saying
that I've seen the discriminatory angle
from being a woman
and kind of comparing that to the color thing
more than anything.
There is an update.
She will not be covering the NBA finals.
She denied it.
Malika Andrews will be replacing her. We denied NBA. She denied it. Malika Andrews will be replacing her.
We denied it.
Everybody denied it.
Here, let me play this for you all.
This is from last year when they were in the bubble.
I don't know who she's talking about here,
but let's play it and see what you pull from it.
I just wanted you to know that...
Bring it back. back hey black woman I just wanted you to know that uh
you're pretty dope like I don't care what society tells you they might tell you that your skin's not
pretty enough that there's not enough shades to match your makeup that although all women make
82 cents to the dollar on white men, you make 62 cents. They may tell
you that you don't deserve that promotion, even though you know you do. They may tell you that
when you get the promotion that you only got it because you were black, but we know that's not
true. I just want you to know that I believe in you, so resist the urge to fall in line. Don't be humble.
Because you are so fine.
You're the only one that can do what you do on a daily basis
and never say boo-hoo to
anyone because you are the one.
The black woman that's stronger than everyone.
That's that on that.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Maria Taylor.
Last year.
She cooked that.
From the bubble.
No, you didn't show who.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's Maria Taylor.
She said that.
Now, she didn't say anything about ESPN or Rachel Nichols.
But.
You could kind of pull a little bit from it.
That's it.
Who knows who she's talking to.
But.
She's talking to somebody.
She's talking to somebody. She's talking to somebody.
Well, I mean, she prophesies it damn near.
You look at it, she said you get the promotion,
they tell you you only got it because you're black.
That's kind of damn near what happened.
Why are you looking at me, fam?
Again, I hear y'all stance.
My stance is just different.
That does happen.
Be clear.
It just happened.
It's not what she said, fam.
It's not what the fuck she said.
I'm agreeing with you that she was intimidated about her job.
I agree with that. It happens.
Motherfuckers definitely will be like, yo, the only reason you got this is because you're this.
The only reason you got that is because you're this.
That happens throughout life, throughout history, right?
However, I don't think that that is what
Rachel Nichols is saying
She's saying yo y'all fucked up
Y'all got a shitty record
Y'all not gonna punish me to try and improve y'all stance
But what
Ish
Damn you making me lean to the other side of the fucking argument
I was agreeing with you bro
I don't see how y'all agree with him but anyway
But she
In the clip says She's not saying the girl is not worthy of the job but you're not
gonna take my job she's saying the girl is not more worthy of the job than i am she didn't say
that she's saying i don't give a fuck if she is worthy y'all not gonna take my job and give it to
her because she didn't take the job for any reason. She's being given the job. She's not taking your job.
Your bosses gave it
to somebody else. They asked Maria,
I mean, they asked Rachel, would she mind doing a
different thing? And she said, yes, I mind.
That's what they said. Which would speak to her not
being a very good team player, by the way. If you're paying
me the same amount, you can move me wherever the fuck you want to.
That's your stance. That's not everybody
else's stance. That's privilege when the boss is asking you something and you're telling
me mine no that's not true if they ask your opinion you give them your honest opinion let
one of your workers uh come up to you and say no nigga you build a window and see what happens
see see if that guy comes back you have a great way of switching shit if somebody asks you your
personal opinion yo would you mind doing this and you you say, yeah, I wouldn't mind.
That's your honest answer.
Whether they say, well, you still got to do it.
Now, if they say, well, you got to do it, then that's a whole different ballgame.
But if you ask in my opinion, yo, Ice, do you want to stock the sneakers in Willowbrook?
You got to drive an hour there.
You could say no.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I want to stay in Livingston Hall.
We need you to go there anyway.
Well, too bad, nigga. You got to go to Living that. I don't want to do that. I want to stay in Livingston Hall. We need you to go there anyway. Well, too bad, nigga.
You got to go to Livingston Hall.
All right, then that's something different.
But if you asking me my personal opinion, I'm entitled to give my personal opinion.
Bitch, I'm not saying you wrong.
I'm saying that when these stories come up, I tend to empathize and feel a little more
from the black struggle in it than the white struggle, right?
I agree.
So like you telling me about Rachel and how she might feel, cool.
Now, one word of you has told and how she might feel cool now one
word of you has told me how maria might feel so let's stay there maria bust her ass worked her
ass off to be granted an opportunity maybe she's had no conversation with this rachel nichols girl
i don't fuck with you i don't eat lunch with you i don't sit at the table we don't kick with the
same people up here i just go to work the same what black women have to do. Get up, be focused, go to work.
You now, because of your entitlement,
or maybe you deserve it,
but that's still entitlement
because you didn't get it,
your feelings on the matter,
your feelings of why she's getting it,
what the bosses are trying to do,
you just come out and vomit in the mouth
behind closed doors, right?
But that comes out.
But it comes out.
Hey, you get that right. Donald Sterling, it comes out hey you you get that right
donald sterling it was fucked up what you were saying but you was talking behind closed doors
the escort lady taped you it got bad i do think that you should be able to talk privately so don't
mix up what i'm saying but now maria taylor's experience is now jaded because of you and all
your fuckity fuck fuck shit.
See, my stance on that don't change.
I'll use this horrible example because we're moving away from this.
But when y'all two sat down here, I took exception to all of the shit that people were putting on y'all as two dudes who was just trying to do a job.
I'm sitting down.
I'm trying my best to do something.
My friend asked me to show up.
I'm working.
I'm having a good time. I'm getting paid. This is great. Right. A lot of other opinions that had nothing to do with y'all. A lot of people going out their way to make sure y'all experience was nasty and negative. Unfortunately, some of them people were black. Right? So I don't just run to what Rachel's side of this is.
At the end of the day, for me,
the bigger enemy here is still ESPN.
That's it to me.
That's it to me.
That's just where I stand.
Let me give you...
Stay on your example.
They're a shitty company with a bad history.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Stay on your example. Now you want to broaden it. No, no, no. No, no, stay on your example. They're a shitty company with a bad history of treating. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stay on your example.
Now you want to broaden it.
No, no, no.
No, no, stay on your example.
Stay on your example.
Stay on your example.
Would Rory and Maul.
Oh, man.
No, we have to.
You brought the example up.
Mark the time.
No, we're not knocking them.
No, I'm not.
I'm just saying mark the time.
Would Rory and Maul be wrong in feeling like,
I don't want these niggas to replace us?
No. Exactly. No.
Exactly.
No feeling is wrong.
Regardless if me and Ice were white.
Right?
And they said.
It's the feeling don't make you wrong.
Humans, we feel.
Feelings are fickle.
They come and go.
The feeling don't make you wrong.
Yeah, fuck that nigga.
He shouldn't be in my spot.
The action.
The action and what you do from that feeling as a result of that feeling is what makes you wrong.
I'm not mad at Rachel Nigga for saying, fuck her, she shouldn't have my job.
I'm mad that you recorded yourself publicly and this went out to the universe
and now that black woman has to deal with all of your white entitled bullshit that you put in the world,
you put in the universe at a company that probably favors you really.
I don't know if there's a probably involved. Well that probably favors you, really.
I don't know if there's a probably involved.
Well, I can't prove it.
I like to be fact-based.
No, the company favors white people, right?
Yeah.
We can all agree on that.
No, no, no.
That's pretty clear.
That's a thing, right?
But you said you're mad at... She didn't put it out, one.
She's talking.
She did put it out.
She's talking. She talked. Exactly. And her computer recorded it. So you didn't put it out, one. She did put it out. She's talking.
She talked.
Exactly.
And her computer recorded it.
So you can't edit what ain't there.
It teaches me that in reality.
So no, no, no.
All right, cool.
Let's move on from that.
Now, you're saying she has entitlement.
What if that entitlement came from me
busting my ass to get this job?
What if that entitlement came from all types of sexual harassment from all of these old rich white motherfuckers in here that have been
harassing me i work my way to the top who so i let me go ahead so let's say the entitlement comes
from that the same entitlement that maria taylor can have I'm around here busting my ass and I'm entitled to more.
I hate his arguments.
Right?
So again, I'm entitled to more the same way you're entitled to more.
But you're not going to get yours at my expense.
You just put words in one of the people's mouths.
Maria Taylor never said nothing about entitlement.
I didn't say she did.
But you said she could have it.
I said she could feel that.
The same way you said Rachel Nichols got some type of entitlement.
She's saying that.
She's not saying that.
She's somebody else does not deserve the job that my boss said she does.
She didn't say that either.
And this is why my boss.
That is you.
That's my only problem.
You didn't say that.
She tried to justify it while being black.
Then cool.
I can't force you to pull something from it.
The fact that she tried to justify it with y'all just trying to fill a diversity quota.
Like you diminished,
she bust her ass too.
That's crazy to say that
about Maria Taylor.
That is wild.
That's crazy.
What did I say about Maria Taylor?
I'm talking about Rachel.
I'm not talking about you.
Oh, I'm like what?
Again, if she bust her ass,
nigga, so did I.
Okay.
I know, but the boss
gave it to me.
All right, I'm going
to give it to her.
Come on, we dancing.
Let's move on.
We dancing.
Yeah, please.
We dancing.
We all over the place here.
What else do we have?
Before I leave, lastly, not for us to spend a lot of time on,
let me just throw this out for the uninformed listener.
Rachel Nichols does indeed have her own show on ESPN.
All right, which I think she's a bad teammate.
I agree with that.
teammate. I agree with that.
And
if the races were reversed
here, I think Maria
Taylor might be out of a job.
Not out of a gig. We've seen that at ESPN.
Out of a job. We've seen that at ESPN.
I don't like that.
I don't like that. That's what
I got. Alright, let's see. Let me play a little
Love on Top. Get the vibes
back right. A song that blacks and whites
should love equally.
Right? Let's see here, huh? Nothing like
music to bring us together.
Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson.
Yo, it's so funny you brought that up.
That is what my Patreon episode
is about today. I'm going to get y'all to argue.
It's about Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney.
Bring the beat in.
Yeah.
I want to...
We're going to really start seeing where friendships lie here.
Okay.
See where everybody fall for real, for real.
Let's get it.
Honey, honey.
I can see the stars all the way from here.
I know where his side's in the Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson beat, by the way.
Doubt it. Mike. Jackson beat, by the way.
Mike.
I gotta hear the top. I'm gonna bring it up, don't you worry.
Hey!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Yo, she put that in this song, right?
And it was real smooth
Because it's Beyonce
And back to women being able
To express themselves differently from men
Every time I'm smiling from ear to ear
Can't help myself
Whatever, right?
What's the guy version of that?
Like when a girl's making us feel really good
And she's nowhere near us
We just walking around
Smiling and cheesing that shit
What do we call it?
Pussy whip?
Nah,
because I do it
before I hit.
Sprung.
See that's that.
I'm sprung.
Sprung,
that might be a good one.
I'm sprung.
She got your nose wide open.
Old heads be like,
boy,
your nose open.
Old heads,
nigga,
you,
you,
you be like,
these jokers' noses is open. It's four years younger than me. Five ass nigga, you. You. You be like, these jokers know this is open.
It's four years younger than me.
Five, five, four and a half, August 31st, 1980.
The year the world changed.
We changed shit.
Us.
Us.
They was Quaaluding, woodstocking.
Their guitars only had three strings.
The 80s came.
The 80s came.
They was still 8 Dat and shit shit melly bell was in the park
nigga we made mics we soundproof shit got crack out we added more syllables to the rhymes
oh yeah we got crap yeah come on we fucking expanded crack no we didn't do that
but that's more the issue if we can. If we can't rise legally through the corporate structure,
and the Jews invented gambling, apparently, that I just learned.
That's their shit.
Really?
Yeah.
Lansky.
Meyer Lansky.
Oh, he took it to another level.
He did. The level it's still standing at. Oh, he took it to another level. He did.
The level it's still standing at.
No, he took it to another level.
He didn't invent gambling, but he took it.
Well, Vegas is theirs.
It ain't mine.
We go there and stay at the Wynn.
Corey just did some nigga shit.
That's what we do.
We go stay at the Wynn real quick.
But the business of Vegas, that ain't us.
Indeed.
You in real estate. you busting your ass
to find the land
so you can build on
they won't give us
the skyscraper gig
in the city
this mad shit
we just don't get
and wait
we can't even do it
when we do it the right
this is a Patreon
for me to bust your fucking nose
I'm a crack your Republican
cracker ass I'm crack your Republican cracker
I'm not a Republican
cracker
house building
I hope you got a lot of muffins
it better be a lot of muffins
I'm just honest
come on let's move on
let's get to it
Uzi
was that what we was doing next
I don't remember
I don't remember either
we can do it
we can do it
we'll have Uzi
Uzi?
Uzi breakdanced at the all-white
Fourth of July party in LA.
Nah, nah.
If and...
Huh?
That wasn't Atlanta.
I mean Atlanta.
What way was it?
That was in the Hamptons.
Hamptons.
I don't fucking know.
Only you was researching
where they at.
It was an all-white party
everywhere.
They was getting busy.
All right,
they was in the Hamptons.
Little Uzi can breakdance.
That's fire.
Nice little windmill game. Right? That's fire. Nice little windmill game.
Right?
That's fire.
Nah, that's dope.
Super fire.
I cracked his muffin when I was little.
Now.
He nice though.
Does anyone have any takeaways?
That's how I'm starting every topic from now on.
Because it's too unpredictable.
Does anyone have any takeaways from Lil Uzi breakdancing a day after his St. John fight?
Yeah, I'm bothered.
Or.
Yeah, I was about to say that shit.
I'm unbothered, nigga.
I'm bothered.
That's hip hop, man.
I got a lot of spanky.
I got lawyer fees, nigga.
I got some bread.
Okay.
That look like I ain't worried.
Is that what everyone thinks and believes?
And is that what's true to everyone's heart here?
Is that the end of it?
Are there any other informed takeaways from this?
About Uzi breakdancing?
No, I don't think I have a detail.
At Uzi breakdancing a day after his St. John fight.
What was the details of that one, allegedly?
He saw St. John out eating with his ex.
He hopped out, said, what the fuck you doing eating with my ex a fight broke out they
fell to the floor in them falling to the floor uzi's gun falls to the ground he picks his gun
up and he leaves in that the ex is said to have gone to the hospital uh with accusations of abuse
saying that he had already did he did something so she went to the hospital she filed a police report
i don't know where saint john went and uzi went to the hospital. She filed a police report.
I don't know where St. John went.
And Uzi went to the party the next day to breakdance.
Now, I'll ask you gentlemen again.
Does anyone have any takeaways from Uzi's weekend?
We'll get to the tickle fest after that.
I'm sorry.
I'll inform you. We'll get there.
But yeah.
And I was asking last time if Uzi and St. John were friends. I'll inform you we'll get there but yeah and
I was asking last time
if Uzi and St. John
were friends
and I couldn't remember
where I got that from
I got that from
them being
on each other's albums
that doesn't necessarily
it don't mean friendship
it doesn't mean friendship
but Uzi was on
High School Reunion
part 2 on St. John's album
and when you make a part 2 to a song and put somebody else on it and change the song I think you're friends
I could be wrong in that yeah but I mean they might have been cool but I don't know but that
but that coolness might go out the window if you start popping my chick possibly I'm if they are
doing that the coolness this is another one of those instances and I like Uzi I don't know
nothing about this so I'm shutting up it's none of my business yeah this is just another one of those instances And I like Uzi I don't know nothing about this So I'm shutting up
It's none of my business
Yeah
This is just another one of those moments
That the social justice warriors seem to have missed
How so?
They come out selectively
Of course
You say of course
I'm learning this
No
I think it depends on your track record
I think it depends on your track record
And if you're well liked
So he's well liked Listen man He gives money away He pays for tuitions I think it depends on your track record. Or the selected outreach. I think it depends on your track record and if you're well-liked.
So he's well-liked. Listen, man.
He gives money away.
He pays for tuitions.
He does a whole bunch of shit.
So when he does something, the powers that be could potentially overlook it.
It ain't the powers that be.
Listen, this is the rules of the game right here.
When they love you, you can do no wrong.
When they hate you, you can do no right.
That's just it.
When you on the side of we love you.
I'd seem to agree with that.
When you on the side of we love you i'd seem to agree with that when we
were you on the side of we love you we turn our head we look the other way whatever happened oh
well and the other the other factor in that is if someone else is involved which one of you do we
like more and we're having this conversation we don't know all the details hopefully uh
the young lady is all right we don't know anything about that.
Alright.
Alright.
We'll move right along. You had a different take on the
breakdancing shit?
The breakdancing? No, I just didn't know that he could breakdance
that way.
Three days or four days after pulling a gun on somebody?
I think that's fly because people accuse him
of not being hip-hop. The old heads, the old grumps.
Word. that's real
he out there
rocking and everything
yeah like
that's a nice little
windmill game
that's what I like about it
yeah that's dope
this would go differently
if I pulled up
on a dude
eating with my ex
wrestled him to the ground
and then my gun fell out
and then I had to
leave the scene
and then I was
breakdanced
this story
the retake,
the podcasting,
the reviews,
it would all go really different.
When they hate you,
you can do it all right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That's all it is, Joe.
Let's go.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'm going to point it out
at every fucking turn
this group dick shit
that's going on.
You want to get into
a tickle fest?
I don't,
but let's do it.
What is tickle fest, man?
In the Uzi breakdancing video, they didn't say we watched it. that's not what they said. They didn't say we watched it. What is Tickle Fest, man? In the Uzi Break dancing video,
they didn't say we watched it.
That's not what they said.
They didn't say we watched it.
It didn't look like a tickle thing to me.
Well, we're going to get to it.
Let me explain.
In the Uzi Break dancing video,
James Harden and Meek are seen in the background.
James is laughing at some shit.
Meek laughs too.
Then James appears to,
it appears to be a tickle
or put his hand on his neck
in a way to make Meek laugh
and drop his phone
then he kept tickling him
down to the ground
that's what they
that's what the internet said
you know the internet
if it's on the internet
it's true
nah it look like he hit him
with the
little pressure
deaf touch
yeah yeah yeah
yo wait we skipped
we skipped
pressure points is just
fancy tickles
wait wait wait
I didn't mean for us to we're gonna go back to this let me rewind really quickly we did all that We skipped. We skipped. Pressure points is just fancy tickles. Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't mean for us to.
We're going to go back to this.
Let me rewind really quickly.
We did all that Rachel Nichols talk and didn't talk about the funniest part of the Rachel Nichols story.
Wait, what?
Which is this morning now, they're saying that this is all Jimmy Butler's fault.
Now, it should be able to relate to this here.
Jimmy, I don't know where it came from, though,
so I don't want to be messy and even put this in the air.
But they're saying that Jimmy Butler was intimate with Rachel Nichols in the bubble last year.
Jimmy Butler's my man.
That's...
Right on, right on.
I don't know this to be true.
I also don't know what relevance it has to the Maria Taylor story.
It's good enough.
But the internet got to internetting,
and they pulled up
a whole Rachel Nichols
parody interview.
I'm going to play this
and we move it on.
I sat down with Jimmy Butler
who is, as always, confident.
Check out our conversation.
Did you see the other one?
That they interneted?
They got the report that there was a security guard.
It was a noise complaint from Jimmy Butler's room.
He came to the door,
drenched in sweat,
and he was dribbling a basketball.
Why is the internet so stupid?
I don't know.
And why do we have to cover it?
We don't, but it's fun to laugh.
Where were we?
Tickle Fest.
The Tickle Fest.
Tickle Bowl.
That is hilarious.
What do you guys think about this exchange?
He tickled him to the ground.
What's the tickle limit?
Zero.
Male to male tickling is zero.
Stop saying somebody's shit.
I never looked at my homie and been like, you know, I should give him a little tickle.
Think about it.
I am. I've thought about it I am
I've thought about it
I don't want to tickle
Anybody here
Don't tickle me
I know that's the easy assumption
It's easy to say
Y'all have never tickled a dude
I don't look at it like
Think about you
And your best friend
Never tickled him
You're weird
Cause your best friend
Happens to be 6'5
And white too
And dresses like you
You guys might get to
Tickling each other
sometimes.
We fight sometimes.
I fought with my friends
when I tickled them.
You've never
never tickled another man
in my life.
Did you ever
touch a man in a way
that looked like
it could be tickling?
I don't know how
you misconstrue tickling.
What they're calling
is tickling
but I don't know
that James Harden
was trying to tickle him.
He wasn't tickling him.
It looked like he did the thing on his that shit. What they calling this tickling, but I don't know that James Harden was trying to tickle him. They wasn't tickling him. It looked like he did the thing on his...
That shit.
Put him right to the ground.
What thing?
Let me see.
Nah, you...
Oh, yeah.
What's this shit?
What he doing?
Oh, yeah.
That's what he did.
No, it does look like it now that you say that.
He reached again.
What did he do in his stomach?
Because you said if he did the Spock death shit.
Okay, what did he do to his stomach?
Oh, he gave him...
I don't see no tickling on the stomach.
Oh, okay, okay, never mind.
All right.
Nigga, you got to make the Eastern Conference finals
before you start tickling me.
You can't go in the second round
and start tickling niggas at the function.
And I don't think he tickled him.
I'm just rolling with an internet joke.
Internet jokes is funny.
And I've done this.
Tickled?
Not tickled, my man, but the dude do something stupid.
You make him look stupid in the club.
Yeah, that's what it look like.
Now you look dumb as hell.
Nigga, and you make dreams and nightmares.
No, because Meek like, get your hand, like he smacked his hand.
Nah, Meek dropped his phone.
And then he smacked his hand off.
And that's the other problem.
Meek just be awkward sometimes.
So Meek picking up his phone while his friend is trying to tickle him
and his laugh is, it's just a lot.
But the internet is stupid.
The internet going to have fun with anything, man.
The internet is funny. I think I'm funnier, though.
So, while y'all was laughing
at this, my brain
went back to James Harden buying
Lil Baby a duffel
bag full of honey buns.
That's dope. Got buns. That's dope.
Yeah.
Got it.
That's super dope.
Moving right along.
All right.
So tomorrow morning,
if I pull up to your house,
what's your favorite
lollipop?
If I had...
Strawberry.
If I had $50 million,
right?
Just hypothetically.
But you interrupted
my hypothetical.
I don't have a favorite
lollipop, asshole. All right. come on is there gum in the middle of this one
all right if i pull up to your door with a bag of laffy taffies and you had it on camera with a
with a with a fucking richardey and the $500,000.
That's dope.
Now you want to try to make it cool.
That's what he did.
That's what he did.
Let's just stay at Honey Bun.
All right, well, can I give you a bag full of Laffy Taffy's,
colorful, mad assortment arrangement
of weirdo Laffy Taffy's
and dap you up hardcore.
I don't know how to do it.
How do we dap
Hardcore after that
Let's do it
Do we hug
Do we just
Bring it in
Nigga fuck out of here
I dap you hard
Pause
Yeah
Then I go to
Ice's house
And tickle him
What picture
And then I call Parks
And say
Have you watched
The show Sex Life
And then you wear
Matching camos
With Corey
What does that say about What does that say about That's the show Sex Life. And then you wear matching camos with Corey?
What does that say about,
what does that say about?
This nigga's so stupid, yo.
You mean like your friends?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
It's a nut.
Nothing.
Isn't a honey bun supposed to be like a reference for a hundred grand?
Ain't that like their slang?
Oh, it is.
It is, right?
So that was part of the joke.
With the money,
the bag of honey buns.
Where does tickling fall in that?
I'ma leave this earth one day.
Everybody's gonna wonder why.
Why Joe left?
Joe left because niggas said
you could cook cats.
Tickle?
Niggas said you could tickle niggas,
give niggas honey buns.
All right, come on.
We're moving right along.
Hey, you're editing
all that out there,
right, buddy?
Keeping that,
keeping things,
moving right along.
Now,
on to more
really important news
in black people culture.
And it's black
and white people culture
because it's Texas.
Like, Texas is one of the things that we think we run it
but
clearly don't
who thinks they run it
you better not think you run it
I have a few names
I was going to tell you
they run in the hood
yeah
but step outside
nigga the bushes run Texas
be fucking clear
remember they told
they told Ho wait told Hov,
wait,
what Hov said
when he was like,
y'all need to go
kill the niggas
that got triple X.
And the streets
came out,
was like,
nigga,
you do it.
Oh yeah,
he said,
y'all kill X,
let Zimmerman live,
streets is done.
I was like,
nigga,
are you gonna do it then?
That is hilarious, man.
Listen,
Turkey Leg Hut
rose to fame
in recent years.
I love Turkey Leg Hut.
Delicious establishment.
There will be no joke.
You ever been there?
I've never been there.
Oh, man.
What an experience.
You never been in either?
No.
Oh, you got to get out of Bayonne.
They're going to put one there soon.
Listen,
Turkey Leg Hut-ish is in-
The Bayonne niggas going to fuck you.
They've been fucking me up since I was 14.
The Bayonne niggas have been beating my ass since I was 14 years old
fucking around First Street Projects.
Listen, Turkey Leg Hut is in Houston.
Turkey Leg Hut, their menu is famous.
They cook mad black people shit,
and they put it in a big-ass turkey leg like the Flintstones.
They cut it open, and you can put mac and cheese,
stuffing, cabbage.
Wait, in the turkey leg?
Inside of the turkey leg, and it's the greatest invention ever.
And I think they're opening one in Atlanta soon.
That's what I heard last time I was there, right?
Moving right along.
It's a wonderful dining experience
if you want that food and you're hungry.
Right?
Now, it's also a hangout.
And we hang out there.
Well, not we.
They.
A lot of hanging out.
You almost got to know somebody to skip the line.
Lines around the corner.
The place ain't but this big.
But the food is great.
The women are greater.
Everything here is great.
The residents in this area have been complaining
about turkey leg hut forever they've been trying to get it shut down they've complained about the
littering uh in the street all of the residential stuff that maybe is valid but i don't live there
so who knows and now turkey leg hut has introduced a dress code a dress code to get in. Now, I thought this, well, no,
some people thought this would be one of those things
where a black establishment introduces rules
and you lose the audience
and the audience just starts shitting on you
for introducing rules.
I didn't think that would happen with Turkey Leg, huh?
We gonna put on some slacks.
Food's too good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
The internet know when to be stupid
and when
not to be stupid.
All of them Turkey Leg Hut memes,
super respectful.
They ain't want no problem. Hey, this is me
dressing up to go to Turkey Leg Hut.
That's all I saw. So, round
of applause
to smart black people
on the internet that know when
not to ruin some shit
that we really love.
I'm going right
to the big and tall store
and buying some shit.
Next time I go to Houston.
You're neither big nor tall.
Why you going to big and tall?
5'9".
Fuck, it's Rhodes' guy.
It's the big and tall store.
Big and tall.
You going to Burlington, man?
Scoliosis.
There you go.
6'3", when it works.
Scoliosis.
Well, you got it.
And I've definitely gone in the big and tall store and asked if they had shit for short people.
I've done that before.
Well, because in the short stores, sometimes they have a big and tall section, I guess.
Oh, please.
They got sweatsuits in Burlington Coat Factory.
They got sweatsuits in Marshalls.
What does that have to do with big and tall?
That they can have stuff for short people and big and tall.
Oh, man.
This guy, yo.
You think they only got stuff for big and tall people?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
All right.
Moving right along.
Oh, this says unfortunately
due to the attire of some guests
of some guests
we were forced to put
forced to put this new policy
in place as we remain committed to ensuring
all guests are comfortable while visiting us
turkey leg
turkey leg hut wrote on instagram
we are not a club yes Yes, y'all are.
Oh, they ain't never been to Turkey Leg Hut.
Y'all ain't get the memo.
The owners ain't been here in a while.
We are not a club.
We are a family-friendly restaurant and will continue to maintain our standards as we welcome everyone to the Turkey Leg Hut.
All right.
I'll be there.
Those are going to be some of the best dress killers you've ever seen.
Hey, they want people to put on their church clothes in 100 degree weather.
It'd be burning up in Houston.
No house attire such as wave caps, do-rags, and house shoes.
Look what Monique did.
Fuck.
Oh, man.
They got a ban on bonnets.
No exposed underwear or swimsuit attire.
No, I'm exposing my underwear.
No swimsuit attire.
What are they trying to do to us here?
Y'all should go to Turkey Lake.
I don't know why we don't,
why male friend groups can't do anything together
or plan anything or go anywhere,
but maybe we should take a trip to Turk Lake.
I just said, yo, why don't we do this?
And he said no.
No, you didn't say no.
He told you no, Corey?
What you know what I'm trying to do?
Fuck bitches together?
No. I said,
but you jokes as no.
This guy is a different breed.
No, let's tickle instead.
Alright, do you tickle girls?
Yes, of course.
Alright, tell me when.
All the time, when they least expect it.
Hey, careful.
Careful.
Wasn't you in the class?
Touché.
Touché.
The man parks at the different class.
Hey, they sent Felicia
Rashad to the same class.
Y'all seen that?
No, they didn't.
They made her go to the class.. Y'all seen that? No, they didn't. They trying to make her
not be the dean anymore.
They made her go to the class.
You gotta be sensitive.
You do.
When other people
take the sensitivity class,
the effect that it's supposed to have
seems to blare through my phone.
Like when Felicia Rashad said,
I will be undergoing
sensitivity training
at Howard University.
It was like, nah,
she's taking this really serious.
Nah, honestly.
What you saying, though?
Get this nigga the fuck out of here.
I said that shit, it was like a needle fell.
It was like the doorbell broke and it rang.
Like, nobody heard it.
In the defense of that.
No one cares.
In the defense of they, everybody,
you continue just being sensitive immediately after getting out of the class.
Who, me?
Yeah.
No way.
No way.
No, I'm not insensitive.
And the fact that people that love me keep saying that is why it spreads to people that don't love me.
I am not insensitive.
Well, yes, I am.
I wish we had like a little montage right there of all the insensitive shit you said. Well, I was just about to say, no, they're not insensitive. Well, yes, I am. I wish we had a little montage right there of all the insensitive shit you said.
I was just about to say, no, they not spreading that.
I think I'm overly sensitive.
But this is not about me right now.
This is about why I am not viewed like Felicia Richardis.
You want reasons?
Yo, you're comparing yourself to the consummate black mom of all time.
I'm not the consummate anything.
Asshole.
Let's move on.
Where were we moving on to?
URL.
This nigga can't wait to get to URL. He can't wait.
I can't wait.
He cannot wait.
How about the playoff, the finals?
We do sports last, don't we?
You said you weren't going to watch it.
No, we do URL last.
And here we are.
I'm watching that shit tonight.
I'm on the same level.
We watching this shit.
Everybody's got to watch it.
The Greek freak ain't even playing.
We're watching Middleton go crazy.
He's doubtful.
No, I'm doubtful.
I'm doubtful as a viewer.
I think y'all all underestimated it.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Yo, this has been one of the most exciting playoffs.
You have been saying that?
Literally, it has been one of the most exciting playoffs.
Like, everybody had their little brackets picked out,
and everybody's wrong.
Right.
Well, we didn't expect everyone to get injured and or suspended, so.
Injuries played a major factor
in this playoffs.
Everyone's gone. I'm not disagreeing.
No, no they didn't. Chris Paul beat everybody.
That's it. Period. That's the end.
Don't tell me about injuries. Don't try to put an
asterisk there. No, no, no asterisk.
Chris Paul beat everybody in the East and West.
Staying healthy is part of the game.
No asterisk at all.
You play with who you got. If nine of them ain't get injured, nigga, you don't have no excuse. beat everybody in the East and West. Staying healthy is part of the game. Yeah. No asterisks at all. 15 players on the team.
You play with who you got.
If nine of them ain't get injured, nigga,
you don't have no excuse.
Period.
No, no.
I'm not.
No, no, no.
I hear you.
No, no, no.
I hear you.
I'm just saying, like, Philly ain't had no injuries.
Yes, we did.
Suns in four.
We're not talking about Philly.
Yeah, no one cares about this old.
We're on the finals.
Suns in four.
Not Philly and Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons was spotted at some tennis match.
He still ain't working on a jump shot.
Unless Giannis comes back, Suns in four.
I'll give him five.
I think Chris Middleton can get a game.
Yeah, I would say.
I gotta give him at least a game.
Suns when they want to close.
They might want to drag it out.
Yeah, yeah.
Get the call, say, yo, let's get some more ratings.
One of them niggas might meet something
fine in Milwaukee, want to head back there
before off time.
See, that's why we can't be athletes. We would
fuck up. We would fuck
it. We would fuck.
Babe.
Babe.
Yo.
Nah, I think the Suns. I think
it's just Chris Paul's year He deserves it
They just nice
They good yo
I like the way
They got a nice team
They got a really nice team
Yeah
And that is our
NBA Finals analysis
That's it
That's it
Wow man
Whoa
So we all in agreement
Where else do you get it from
Go to
They got a really nice team
He's been saying that all year.
Y'all might be the worst podcasters in the world.
Hey, let's get to our sports talk.
Nah, they're going to do good.
Okay, moving on.
All right, let me ask you though.
Finally, discourse.
No, no, no, I'm just saying.
Ask me away for hours even on a broadcast.
What are we supposed to say to that?
I'm going to come to one of his sites with rocks
and try to help him build a door or something with the rocks.
With the rocks.
Yeah.
A rock door.
Yeah, just go on top of this one right here.
Pass me that glue gun. Give me that mold. Yo, I'm going to build a whole house with a glue gun. A rock door. Yo, this go on top of this one right here. Pass me that glue gun.
Give me that mold.
Yo, I'm going to build a whole house with a glue gun.
That's stupid.
Yo, did y'all see them box houses, the fold-up houses?
Yeah, I've seen those.
The little mini houses that kind of pop up.
Not the container shit.
You talking about?
No, not containers.
The ones that fold and they unfold to a whole house.
They got two families.
One family can put in your backyard.
It's like $50,000.
It's over.
You're going to have a job.
Yeah, it's over.
It's going to be rough.
It's over.
We'll talk on Patreon, actually.
That's a good topic.
The containers, the fold-out houses,
they're trying to end you with your little molding and insulation.
They're not.
Everybody don't want to live in a container.
Them shits ain't insulated, buddy.
Everybody don't want to live in a nice dumpster with some pretty paint on it.
You go ahead
and Belleville
talking about
this is tropical storm proof.
All right.
Good.
Good.
That roof cave in
we could not.
Got something for your ass.
Hey.
Yo, I was just talking about that.
How,
look, yeah, there you go.
Fold up houses.
Yeah, it's a wrap.
I was talking about
the building that fell in Florida.
Uh-huh.
And just like I asked you, people were saying, yeah, people got to get out of there because tropical storms and the foundation and it's not strong and it could be more casualties and you got to go.
And I'm like, yeah, that's true there.
Word.
But 20 years ago in Edgewater, they said the same shit.
They said, hey, everybody that live on the water side of the street is going to drown and die.
Because the water level is going to keep rising.
The rain is going to fuck up the foundation.
They've done stuff, though.
In Edgewater, they've, no.
To the new houses?
No, to the old ones.
What did they do to Rock Harbor?
They went through and put, I swear, I bid on the contract.
They went through and put pylons to lift up the shit.
It was sinking.
Really?
Rock Harbor was sinking.
They did that to all the houses on this island?
You can walk behind Rock Harbor now.
We were there.
You couldn't walk behind it.
You couldn't walk.
The water was right there.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
They went behind it.
They put pylons and all that shit up.
Because you couldn't walk next to their surroundings either.
You couldn't walk at all.
Look out the door.
That was all you could do.
See, why you need niggas?
I didn't know that meant
they went under
and did what they had to do
yeah you had to go
literally in the Hudson
to do that
yeah
that's probably what
they still doing out there
what you McCullough
was sinking too
um
Bulls Ferry
shit's sinking
they just put up
some pylons
and called it a day
instead of moving
yo you know what
I always think it's funny that I shouldn funny that I shouldn't think is funny?
When the L.A. people get a little earthquake.
No, what's funny is when we get a little earthquake.
Fuck them, nigga.
Y'all got 75 degrees all year round.
Y'all got to eat something.
It's funny when we get one.
We get the little tiny little shake and they start,
nigga, that's it.
Nigga, that's the neighbor.
That's the neighbor.
That's just a subwoofer.
That's popular now.
Oh, they downstairs
fucking again.
That's popular.
That's the poverty
shaking the house.
And we don't fret.
We don't be like,
hey, what's going on?
Dumb L.A. people
want to be the earthquake.
Hey, was it just me?
Or did anybody feel?
Nigga, shut up.
That is so insensitive.
Wait, there's some more insensitive shit, I think.
It's 75 in the winter.
Shut your ass up.
Hey, my people in Texas, they keep getting hard rain, right?
And they keep losing electricity.
They keep going in and out.
Tick, tick, tick, tick.
I'll be home with all the lights on, laughing like shit.
Wait, so it can't rain on your house?
Like, they just need to go build the phone line.
Why you lose Wi-Fi every time it rains?
Or is you fucking?
What?
Yeah, no, that's what I was getting ready to say.
Maybe the Wi-Fi ain't working.
It says what?
No, no, no.
Hotel his house.
It says what to that?
See, I wasn't thinking about that.
That's the first thing I thought about.
You never cheated on that.
Every time it rains.
That's why.
I'm a nice guy.
I know, nice guy.
Speaking of nice guys.
Oh, you know what?
Let's keep it on, Mike.
This is my sleeper.
A little Marsha to set the tone.
Set the tone, set the mood right.
You know what I mean?
Some of the young jokers out there probably didn't hear this groove. I should have set the tune, set the tone, set the mood right. You know what I mean?
Some of the young jokers out there probably didn't hear this groove.
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Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. Snap. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not Just walk away and pass me by
Don't acknowledge my smile, yeah
When I try to say hello to you, yeah
And all you gotta do is not answer my calls
When I'm trying to get through.
Hey, we two-stepping.
It's a heat wave going on out there.
Keep me wondering why, why, why.
And all I can do is sigh.
I just want to, I just want to.
I just want to take it.
I wish that I could be with you tonight
All I got to say is that I must be dreaming, can't be real, you're not here with me
I can feel you near to me, so I can rest,, let you taste us
Just so blissful, listen
I would give anything, babe
Make my dream come true
Oh baby, you give me butterflies
I just wanna my dutch jacket
So I wish that I could be with you tonight
Oh baby, you give me butterflies
I just want my dutch jacket
So I wish that I could be with you tonight This is Floetry, shout out to Marsh This is the demo version of Butterfly, shout out to Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace
Summertime Groove with that cookout groove
Fine you guys, fade it out
Before I wanted to fade it out. We should jam it up.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, come on now.
Come on now.
It's summertime.
Drop the drums out
I'm not a child
It's about this that I could be with you tonight
That's brand new music by Marsha Ambrosius
One of the greatest voices of our time
And probably ever
That is the original demo version of
michael jackson's butterflies from the writer herself
hey ladies that's a jam i need to groove tonight a little bit all right
mine ain't groovy like that. Not usually is.
Not normal from you, but.
This is 1382 by Big Walk Dog.
All right.
Hey.
Big Walk Dog.
Okay.
Hey, mula, go get him, dog.
Hey, school, turn me up, man.
Oh.
Turn me up, dog. School, turn him up, he better go
You mention me, no discussion
Talk about it or nothing
We came from nothing to something
Won't never go back to nothing
This for the killers, the busters
Real niggas, no suckers
Go get us, gorillas, not puppets
Him, there's a bust
Say what you know
Jumped out the port, see, that's the reason I'm thuggin'
You give me 3A for this, boat, I might drive way to Kentucky
Walk Kevin Gates, I push the weight, I won't get tied for nothin'
I got the city on my back, I can't retire from hustlin'
He musta ran down on that nigga, speakin' foul in public
Ain't no white flag, no referee, can't throw in tiles or nothin'
It might get ugly on this side, Cause niggas slide for nothin'
If they put money on my head
I'ma consign the budget
Hit a leak, make it double
Go get it back, out the scrubber
Ain't doin' no ratcheting, no tusslin'
It's hollow tips off the busker
Picks in the piece, I'ma bust it
Mix rabbit food when I stuff it
Might just conversion or quarter
Go through one, got hit another
Ain't got no reason to love her
Go broke, she leave for another
I mix walk hard with the bubble, she got me looking for cover
Jackhead ain't looking for rubber, minute he switch, I'm a flusher
Can't talk about it, disgusting, send him to God and the Lord
Say, let me ask you a question, remember back we were dusted
But now we ball like McButler, Metro, ton load on them buses
I need 4,000 to touch it, my neck-door neighbor from Russia He had cocaine in the duffer
I won't get caught in the shuffle Bitch, I might, bitch, I might turn up
I been broke like forever If you get caught runnin' with that work
You better not speak on it never I might just fuck around, drop the beat
And rap this bitch acapella Cause I can't fuck around with rats
But I'll be bout to chill them We somewhat deep on the schedule
Mine don't repeat on the regular
223's out of test for contract newcomers and delts
I leveled up, I ain't regular, you come through playin' like Steffan
3200, just step and shoot, get it back off the revenue
I know some shit I ain't never knew, did some shit you could never do
Back though once, we forever through, chop on 30 like Steffan
You come through barters and mortars, I went spend racks on this Texas shoot
Spend some racks on this Texas shoot, reach your hand out, they scratchin' you
Ain't no back and forth flexin' fool, you let Pauly come question you
He a bitch and he tellin' too, just some shit I'd never do
I know niggas who never shoot, say they steppin' like Delta do
I like all of my cheddar blue, I need racks to go make a move
Play with us, they gon' make the news
Ain't no pumpin' and fakin'
Shoot, we gon' jump out and paint the room
Got this Glock, I can't wait to use
Mama said she can't wait to move
13 over 82
Now they watchin' like pay-per-view
I need that when my paper do, bitch
That's a call
Spent a couple singles in the club on that one
I ain't gon' lie
What's his name again?
Big Walk Dog.
Big Walk Dog.
Where he from?
I'm not sure.
A dangerous place.
That shit was dope.
That's it.
A dangerous place.
That shit was dope.
And that's not me saying that.
That's him saying it.
He said his next door neighbor's Russian.
And he keeps the coke in the front so he could avoid the shuffle.
Mississippi. Mississippi.
Yeah.
Nigga told me on the comments,
hey, yo, Ish, you're going to stop dissing Mississippi.
We getting money down here too, nigga.
We fly down here too, nigga.
I said, oh, pardon me, big guy.
Well, you spent your entire Saturday night
replying to the comments.
I was bored.
That's just funny. It wasn't even the comments. I was bored. That's just funny.
It wasn't even the comments.
It was just a conversation about the...
Yo, you're a clown, yo.
This nigga's a clown.
What did I do?
Nigga, I was out looking at ass reading the tweets.
I'm like, yo, this nigga will not come out and look at ass with me,
but he just want to sit home and do that?
Okay, hey. Whatever floats your boat. Oh, man, with me, bud. He just want to sit home and do that? Okay, hey.
Whatever floats your boat.
Oh, man.
This guy, man.
Talk about Tulsa with the strangers.
Tulsa?
Yeah, I don't know what you was talking about.
We was talking about the athlete shit.
Mad black shit.
No, the athlete shit.
No, it was just the athlete shit.
I don't care what y'all talking about.
I don't care what these things are.
Ignore it, yo.
All right, come on.
You guys sleep.
Come on.
What Diana Ross bit?
RJ Payne.
This is Wes Craven's Leatherface.
Shit.
Ain't no touching shit that I wrote.
No disrespect to B-Dot.
Nigga, fuck your list.
I'm a goat.
The game has been corrupted.
Trust that I'm with the smoke.
Truly, I'm Rudy Ray.
Bullshit, I'll punch a bitch in the throat.
Pay!
Oh, my.
The walking dead get you all a bed in the spittle.
If Moses plotted to see, bitch, I'd part your head in the middle
Nigga, I'm talking bread, this carbon ladder that hit you
I go nuts, George Washington Carver said it's official, yeah
I'm working mine like I'm serving dimes in a bag
Corona over, so what? It's the perfect time for the mass
I'm turning rhymes into cash, every step's my 33rd
Been close to them dirty birds, I feel like
Mama McNab, yeah Marine shit, Big Chopper's Killeen shit
Ball heads poppin' right through your shirt That's Queensflit, bitch please, I split your
chickpeas That's bean dip, fifth squeeze, look like a
striptease Your jeans ripped, yeah
I get it crack and I'm draggin' it out the gutter
Nigga, I ain't even rappin', I'm practicin' how to hover
Full metal jacket, I slap the shit out your mother
Then have a toast to your death, the glasses is out the cupboard
Nigga, every rap is brutal
Battle guru, slapper poodle
These bullets leave the barrel and travel through you
Just like a pit bull versus a labradoodle
Magic voodoo, abracadabra, I show this ladder to you
Wicked as Satan, sick as shit in the nation Melt this track in the liquid
Word to Nicholas, Craven the prodigy Bitch, I'm infamous, this is infinite greatness
Picture me falling off, that's a ridiculous statement, bitch
I'm trappin' to hit the tree top OG get it crackin'
It's Bob Backlund and Reeboks
Shit, I'm accurate with the G-lock
You know me, I just keep rappin'
Until the beat stop
That's RJ Payne, Wes Craven's leather face
Payne is nice, man
Hardcore back
Word
He was Bob Backlund in the Reeboks
Yeah man
Hey she wanna introduce you a joint?
Nah
Sorry
That'll have to wait a second
I just have
One question
I like RJ Payne Where do you listen to that? One question.
I like RJ Payne.
Where do you listen to that?
Gym.
That's the only place in America you can listen to that.
Gym.
Yeah.
Griselda, y'all got to stop.
He's not in Griselda.
No, but it's still. Griselda y'all gotta stop alright he's not in Griselda no but it's still Griselda has to stop
Griselda is making
Buffalo
he from Philly
I know
you won't let me finish my point
so I keep sounding stupid
if you just let me finish first
and then jump in with your cape
it works
but Buffalo
and the Buffalo beats Then jump in with your cape. It works. But Buffalo.
And the Buffalo beats and the slow sounding and the shit without the drum on the one.
And they're making it look cool.
And they're making all that shit appear great.
So everybody's doing it.
I'm not saying R.J. Payne wasn't doing it.
I'm just saying everybody's doing it. My only issue is I want to play stuff that I could play when girls are around.
I can't play.
Some stuff ain't for the young.
Yeah, that's not what that's for.
That's not what it's for.
I want to listen to rappers that know
that at some point
girls are coming
did you hear
did you see
Benny's tweet
kinda about that
no he said
what did he say
he said
he was in the strip club
and the DJ
oh yeah
I saw that tweet
and he said
they threw Benny
they threw my song on
as a sign of respect
what record should I play
of yours
he's like fam
don't play none of my shit.
Don't play none of my shit.
I don't want to hear my shit.
You had the same conversation about you.
Yeah, but I have a club song.
I have a song that I want to maybe hear when some chicks come around.
Now, maybe not today, but I have that.
Fam, that song was great, but I'm never going to listen to that if you can't play it when girls are around.
I'm never going to be around the shooters, the gang play when girls are around. I'm never going to be around
the shooters, the gangbangers. What do you listen to when you work out?
I don't.
Snow. Snow Allegra.
Hitting the bench press with Snow Allegra is hilarious.
I'll throw on
Cole. I'll throw on R&B
to work out. But
that. Nah, I just throw on old
hip hop. Nah, I throw on old hip hop. Me too. We know that is. I would throw this on if I'm going to kill out. But that. Nah, I just throw on old ass hip hop. I need some aggression. Nah, I throw on old hip hop.
Me too.
We know that.
I would throw this on
if I'm going to kill somebody.
Or that.
Or if somebody's coming to kill me.
Or if I have to hide under a car.
A pain comes from a battle rap background too.
You can't hear it.
That was battle rap bars, basically.
You can't hear it.
I'm getting old, man.
That's exactly what it was.
It was battle rap to a beat.
Like I said, I didn't know anything about him until I watched the 110 Deep video.
I told you, I was like, I like this guy.
But hearing this, I immediately said, this sounds like a battle rapper.
And that makes sense.
None of y'all, that's why I'm like, but none of y'all are ever anywhere where you face
the pressure of having to play music when girls are around.
That's why. Where? When? That's what I am.
Where?
When my girl's friends
come over.
And I'm not going to put
on R.J. Payne.
There's other music
to play then.
That's just what I felt
like playing right now.
Oh, Shatter,
your girl has the aux
when her friends come over.
Sometimes.
And are her friends
going to kill you
if you play a bad song
on aux?
See, that's still
not the pressure.
I don't think that's
the pressure.
They're going to look
uncomfortable. Yeah, they might want to leave yeah all right all right what tape what tape you
throwing when what i'm into entertaining girls r&b shit but what tape cassette i got it i understood
like a mix a mix cd a mixtape of things a a collage. You got the set ox. I put on DJ Verified number 17.
They used to call the mixtapes a collage tape.
Right.
What they used to call them.
RJ Payne.
Shout out to him, man.
I'm sorry.
Now you're going to diss me.
I'll be entertained by that.
That beat sound like if you're not dressed for a funeral,
you should get dressed for a funeral.
It's one coming.
That's what it sounds like.
It sounds like Griselda.
It sounds like Griselda.
I had the whole Griselda beat line.
He sounds like the chicks are on their way, and he was trying to get them to turn around.
He sounds like it was girls in the living room that was ruining the vibe.
He was like, all right.
I mean, that's another time you might put it on.
That's a good time to put it on.
That is a good time.
They won't leave.
Or you just walk to the door like I do.
What if they're in your house, though?
That's when you open it.
When you're home and you walk to the door and open it.
Then you put on the R.J. Payne.
Oh, God.
Now it's implied.
Turn the lights off.
That track is on.
I got to go beep for somebody so I can get a guard by. When you want to guard your house, you just go open the door. Oh, God. Now it's implied. Turn the lights off. That track is hard. I got to go beat for somebody so I can get in there.
When you want to go to your house, you just go open the door.
That's funny.
Like, seriously, what do you say?
You been in that circumstance?
Sure.
Yeah.
Your Uber's outside now.
I got to go to work.
I have to go anywhere.
That always works.
I have to go somewhere.
I got to be able to.
That you can't go.
My mom just called me.
I got to go handle some shit. I got to go to the studio. Yep, still that type of mom. That always works. I have to go somewhere. I gotta be able to. That you can't go. Yo, my mom just called me. I gotta go handle some shit.
I gotta go to the studio.
Yep, still that type of mom.
That was always my mom,
and I was never in the studio,
but come on,
because they say we talk
about cheating too much
and lying to girls.
Come on, you guys,
leave it.
Entry your record.
What do I do?
I was just waiting
for y'all niggas to finish.
It's Yali,
my man Yali.
He sent me two songs.
Godstay is one of them.
All right.
Shout out to Yali.
Never thought I'd see the day where Isha's taking payola.
Nigga.
What's payola?
Isha's.
Let's just keep going.
Just a shh.
What's payola?
Money's.
That's my man.
That's my man.
I woke up this morning, and I had to thank God for keeping me from falling Got a text from my bitch, she said she needed some help
So I said I'm all in
All right, be Josh and my nigga Keith, man
We was all friends
I only fall for real niggas and where I go, so real niggas longing, yeah
Just cut up 15 bands and less than 10 days, so I feel I'm balling, yeah
I keep telling my niggas in the streets it's time to get out, but the streets keep calling, yeah
So God, please stay with me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause the devil tryna play with me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And all my real niggas pray for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
God, please stay with me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
God, watch over my neighbors, yeah, the ones I had left
I tell the ones that's with you, I miss them to death
Thank God for these skills that you gave me, I'm blessed
And I know I need to pray more, got no disrespect
Keep my head high like I'm looking above
Stay on my path cause I'm all about love
I roll by myself just to keep it above
And all my real niggas, ain't no bitch in my blood
No, no
No, no
No, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
God, stay with me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's the devil tryna play with me yeah yeah yeah yeah with the devil
trying to play
with me
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
all my real
niggas
pray for me
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
God please
stay with me
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
God please
stay with me
yeah yeah that's Yali God stay with me That's Yali
God, stay with me
I like it
It sounds unmixed
It might be a demo
That was my only thing
I like that song too
Yeah, it sounded really good though
The mix on it
The mix on it
I don't know if
Yeah, I wasn't sure
If it was intentional
Yeah, I wasn't sure
If it was intentional
But that'd have been hard
If he would've left that like that
For like the first 12 bars
And then dropped the beat in hard
Or something like that
Right, right
Something about the sleepers
that Ishan Parks that you two played
just reminds me of like the spy
at my favorite hotel. Both those
records.
Okay.
Leather
face.
Interesting hotel.
I want to go to that hotel.
Neither would I if either one of those records remind you of the spa at the hotel.
That was the joke.
They would never play any of those at the spa in the hotel.
But this now.
Ayy.
Alright, listen, we outta here, man.
I have fought with Hish enough.
I'ma start getting they opinions on things before we get here So I can find out what's going on
I'll buy some more muffins
I'm ready for Patron though, Patreon
A lot of Patreon shit,, I can't even say that
Cause they get mad when you do that here, alright
Alright, we at it, let's sing the hook together like a family though before we go
Listen, you, why do I have to do
A random thing, fucking you
Do you mind if I give you more?
Cause I just wanna give you more
Would you tell me if I'm doing too much?
Missing you is way too hard to do
Alright, listen, keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
That's good tickle music right there
Until the next time
We bid you adieu
Farewell, adios
Hasta la vista, riva, derchi
So long, goodbye
Remember life is a series of moments
And moments pass
So let's make this one last
As if it's all that we have
Before we go, remember the baddies
Are insecure, the stagnant women
Want to travel
and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab an ibuprofen enjoy your headache
enjoy the weather stay safe stay dangerous we'll be back soon
what you gonna do when i put that pretty thing on you
I need water.
Come.
Immediately.
If you're going to put this pretty thing on me,
I'm going to moan ridiculously in your ear.
I'm going to orgasm.
You'll be mad that it was that fast.
I'm going to go to the kitchen.
Oh, I usually don't do this, but I do it for you.
You come fast.
You just got stared at the TV until an interesting commercial comes on and ask her about I'd rather be fucking you
Do you mind if I give you love?
If you're looking at the TV like
Yo, this nigga's just gonna throw that baseball through the window
With Cliff Paul right there
What he throwin'? What's gonna happen? Hey baby, I nigga's just gonna throw that baseball through the window with Cliff Paul right there. What do you think was gonna happen?
Hey, baby.
I know I just came fast, but how fast do you think Cliff Paul gonna come handle the situation?
Look, her putting the pretty thing on you was so fire, she had to harmonize it.
Look.
on you was so fire she had to harmonize Too hard to do I'd rather be
Do you mind if I give you love?
No worry, we outta here, man
Cause I just wanna give you love
Would you tell me I've been doing too much?
Missing you is way too hard to do No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,