The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 454 | "Mask That Thang Up"
Episode Date: July 10, 2021The boy strikes again! Drake appears to be spotted on a date at Dodger's Stadium which sends the internet in a frenzy. Joe and the guys debate if this is apart of a rollout or was Drake and his date c...aught slipping (15:50). Snoh Aalegra returns with her new album; compelling Joe to share his love for her music and showing appreciation for the current songstresses in R&B (33:45), including a Mariah the Scientist lyric breakdown (45:10). Juvenile and Mannie Fresh encourage people to get vaccinated by remaking a classic song (59:15) and Wale taking a break from social media due to health concerns (1:32:10). Also, the crew discuss if Wendy Williams 'run' as a prominent TV host is over (1:41:45), the NBA Finals (1:47:50) and MORE! Become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Mariah The Scientist - “Revenge” Ice | Big Moochie Grape - “Anthony Davis” Parks | Styles P - “Fade Away” (Ft. Yemi Sauce) Ish | Chris Classic - “5 Carats For Tyanna”
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Pardon me, audience.
I'm, ugh, ew.
Poland Spring is here.
Yeah.
What a fucking peasant.
I don't drink this.
I don't drink this.
It's nasty.
Bougie.
Luxury water?
Somebody said, somebody on ESPN said, and he was right. They tried to curse him outPN said he was right
they tried to curse him out
but he was right
and then they had to apologize
he said
they're not making new water
there's no way
that they can make water
so all of the water
on the planet
is just all the water
that's been on the planet
since the dinosaurs were here
that is true
you can maybe filter it a little different but when you word it that. You can maybe filter it a little different.
But when you word it that way...
You might can filter it a little different.
That's all.
You knew that?
Everybody knew that?
Is that true?
I don't think that's true.
They don't manufacture water.
Where do you think they're getting this shit from?
This is rain that they filter different.
Exactly.
That's what you think?
Evaporation, condensation. That's what you think? Evaporation condensation.
That's what I know.
Come on.
They taught us this in school.
Same shit.
All right.
I don't want no beef.
I hate when the school dudes throw their education in your face.
It's not, though.
That's incorrect.
It's with the school.
It's with the school.
Why do they shame us for just learning things?
You heard Ice?
Why you so bougie with your intelligence?
Says the man who won't drink Poland Spring water.
I'm not drinking
Poland Spring water.
Well, maybe I'll rethink this
now that I know
all the water's the same.
Now that I know
it's stegosaurus piss.
Not true.
Because that's what
he ended at.
He ended at
if you really want to get
your head shot
Google dinosaur piss.
I'm sure they pissed a lot.
Had to go somewhere
where you think
it's just in the dirt.
Don't worry about it.
Somebody said that.
Yeah, but we're not starting it.
Oh, man.
We're not starting it.
It's okay.
Too late.
We did it.
We're not starting it.
We're not starting it.
We're not starting it.
As we started it already.
Sorry.
Stegosaurus.
How's everybody doing, first of all?
Feeling great.
You feeling good?
Yeah, hell yeah.
I don't know.
I don't check on y'all.
Everybody, you good?
Men don't really check on men.
Yeah, we don't care.
How are you, Joe? Who cares? See, I don't. The people? No, they fucking don't check on y'all. Everybody, you good? Men don't really check on men. Yeah, we don't care. How are you, Joe?
Who cares?
See, I don't.
The people?
No, they fucking don't.
Yeah, you're probably right.
They don't give a shit about me.
They might actually prefer if you were doing bad.
That's what they want.
Oh, man.
Why is that?
Why do people want people to do bad?
Because they feel the best product comes when you're doing bad.
Is that still a thing with him? They want the assholes to do bad. That they feel the best product comes when you're doing bad. Is that still a thing with him?
They want the assholes
to do bad.
That was him with music.
But is that him
with podcasting too?
I'm one of the people
that they just want
to see do bad.
Yeah.
Like that's just it.
It's not really deep.
Some people you just
root for them to lose.
The loudmouths.
The loudmouths. The loudmouths.
Floyd, Joe, Conor McGregor.
Be a quiet mouth.
They root for Floyd to lose?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Floyd?
Yes.
How do you think he sells tickets?
By being the best.
Everyone's waiting to see him lose.
They want to see him lose.
People are paying to see him lose. Mm-hmm. him lose. Like, people are paying to see him lose.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but see,
my counter to that is
they don't do that
to the guy that's just good.
You didn't go to San Antonio
and really hope Bruce Bowen
didn't get the job done.
That's not what you did.
Or Tim Duncan.
Or Tim Duncan, yeah.
Yeah.
They don't want to hate Tim.
Well, some people wanted
Tim Duncan to lose
because they thought
he was a Laker.
If he was a Laker fan.
Yeah.
But just a regular casual basketball fan, they love Tim Duncan.
You got to be great at what you do for them to want you to lose.
I personally, now I may be disillusioned.
I don't think I'm as loud as people make me out to be.
Nah, you see?
And fuck parks.
You're loud.
You yell.
Shut the fuck up.
You yell.
It's a combination.
When do I yell off mic?
Not very often. In real life.
Not very often.
See, and that's my issue with you.
Because that happens.
That happens.
Let the fans see the mic.
I'm not talking to fans.
I'm talking to Parks, who I've known since 2008.
So when I ask him, and he disseminates something to our audience,
I know you do a lot of yelling.
I'm not talking about on here with people fucking watching.
I mean, in real life.
Do I yell a lot in real life-ish outside of Monopoly? We're talking about on here with people fucking watching i mean in real life do i yell a lot in real life fuck them niggas in the public oh man because that's how things get to the public when people
let you know yeah i don't yell y'all think i just be home yelling how many tylenol y'all think i got
oh all right
look now nobody
want to say nothing
well back to what
y'all was saying about
you know Floyd
and etc
I think when
you're great
like the Tim Duncans
they didn't want him
to lose because
he wasn't
he's quiet
yeah he's not saying
he's not saying
how great he is
once you start saying
I'm great
then it's like
alright now I don't
want you to be great
no more
and he was going
against Shaq and Kobe who were probably a more hateable duo.
Definitely.
Kobe was way more hateable.
Yeah.
Way more dislikable, for lack of a better word.
That's what I mean, yeah.
But, yeah, like, nobody rooted against Tim Duncan unless your team was playing him.
Right.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, with Floyd, that's why the, what's the HBO thing that Floyd used to do?
24-7? 24-7?
24-7 or 20 parts.
So what they would do is build up...
Here you see some little...
Pardon the racial...
The Hispanic guy.
Family man.
Just out there going to church on Sunday.
Hitting a tire with the fucking...
There's nothing racial about Hispanic.
I'm just saying.
But most of it is...
And they'll be down in some little country.
Here come Floyd eating chicken wings,
talking shit,
and you build that up to sell tickets,
the David versus Goliath.
They did that every single 24-7.
You never really see Floyd going to church
or doing something wholesome.
You just see him running around.
I'm the best with my 17 Rolls Royces
eating chicken wings and jogging.
But this other guy just comes in.
Hey, see my mom. He's humble.
Yeah, married kids.
Yeah, all of that. And that's how they sold the flight.
Because you wanted to see
this nice, wholesome guy beat
the shit out of Floyd. So who's the wholesome guy
that's going against Jones? Are you guys Pete
Vesey and Mike Wilbon right now?
Yes.
And Parks wants to keep it going, so keep going. You was looking in your phone. going against Jones. Are you guys Pete Vesey and Mike Wilbon right now? Yes. Who's Pete?
And Parks wants to keep it going, so keep going.
You was looking in your phone.
No, I found it a long time ago.
I found it a long time ago.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
I'm sorry, y'all.
I don't give a fuck.
All right, Mike, check one, two, one, two.
I'm on the field of battle.
I don't give a fuck.
You know I don't give a fuck?
You know I don't give a fuck.
And I won't do any means to make sure that this world and this earth and my reality and my life is flowing the way that I want it to flow.
I came in this world by myself.
I'm going to lead by myself.
So as I come in this world by myself, I had a dream.
And I need things to move more with urgency, with a winnergy.
You can't take no for an answer.
You have to be accountable.
If you say you're supposed to do something, you got to communicate it.
You got to do it as a professional.
You have to do it on time.
You have to do it in budget.
You know what I'm saying?
You have to work with your team.
You would swear that something hard was coming on after that speech.
You got to be a Unified.
Did he say Winnergy?
Winnergy.
Winnergy.
I like Winnergy.
I like Winnergy as well.
That's why I wanted to play that. Start off with a vibe. You heard me? Winnergy Winnergy I like Winnergy I like Winnergy as well That's why I wanted to play that, start off with a vibe, you heard me?
Mic check, one two, one two Mic check, one two, one two, one two, one two
Happy weekend out there, happy Saturday Mic check, one two, one two
I'm on for the ladies still Since niggas is complaining about my intros I don't
play for niggas alright
fuck outta here
the ladies represented last night
shout out to snow I heard the radio ground, I don't wanna hear a aura, aura, aura
No, no, no
Wait a minute, wait a minute
There's something I wanna say
Tell me who joined us in the bed last night
It did not feel right, a little to drink Tell me who joined us in the bed last night. Niggas that cheated had all of these songs dedicated to them at some point.
It did not feel right.
A little to drink, but had a lot to say.
Tell me who it was.
Tell me who it was.
Whoever she was.
She was on your mind.
Instead of me.
This is really sloppy cheating, by the way.
Like, why does she know all this about you and the girl? girl like why does she know how much the girl is on your mind
at home so all Tamia songs is about this and her and Grant Hill are the perfect couple you and I tell me who it was no no no no no no no sorry sorry to me
we'll do it like this real quick salutations hope everybody's feeling
good feeling great out there my chat still for the ladies look at these
niggas Lord come on man You never had this dedicated to you.
You neither.
Come on, man.
It go.
All I hear is raindrops falling on the rooftop.
Oh, baby, tell me why'd you have to go?
Because this pain, I feel it won't go away.
And today
Shout out to the lovers out there
And the haters
Oh yes
And the haters
You all make the world go round
How y'all feeling man?
Let me talk to the fellas while this beautiful music is playing
Welcome back Ish
Ish was gone, just touched down
Right?
Yeah How was Cleveland? It wasn't that Cleveland Welcome back, Ish. Ish was gone, just touched down, right? Yeah.
How was Cleveland?
It wasn't that Cleveland.
Got it.
And it goes.
Let me hear you out there.
Hey.
See, when they play this set in the club at the end.
I want to talk about the New York Club DJs too, by the way. I'm getting
into it.
I'm going to turn this down and get into y'all. What's up, man? How's everybody doing? Come
on, man. It's me. Why you act like you don't know it's me, man?
Come on, you came and dropped off the little USB,
said, yo, put some tunes in there for the night.
Me and my lady trying to take a little drive.
Shout out to the guy that gives the USB.
I didn't get no tunes yet.
He didn't give them to you?
Damn.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Why you didn't give me no tunes?
Huh?
Why you didn't give me no tunes?
Because we got a 1992 truck, man. What the fuck you going to do with a USB with some tunes in it? Damn, yeah, that fucked up. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Yeah, plenty of people have come to me for the tunes before.
This is it, Hiss.
You just throw this on, you know what I mean?
Oh, yes.
Good vibes.
All right, let me drink some of this bullshit Poland Springs so we can get started here.
Yes, sir. Polar Spring ain't too bad now that I know it's Dinosaur Fist.
All I got to do is throw some alkaline in here.
Where they making alkaline at?
Alka-Seltzer.
alkaline in here.
Where they making alkaline at?
Alka-Seltzer.
Hey, the niggas in the club.
Where they making alkaline at?
That's not a valid question?
No?
All y'all do is laugh in here. Oh, man.
Alright, let's get this thing started.
A lot to unpack.
So tell me, will you keep me safe when I'm gone?
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It's just fresh back.
Welcome.
Glad you made it.
Thank you, sir.
Flight was delayed.
A lot of problems.
Rain.
A lot of rain.
Been a lot of rain.
What was your man name?
A lot of rain.
Huh?
Tropical Storm.
There's a name to it?
Rocco or something.
Rocco?
Rocco fucked you up?
Yeah, they gave him a name.
We don't know. Yeah, we him a name. We don't know.
We don't name them.
You know what I mean?
You watch the news, nigga?
Yeah.
I don't remember the name of the tropical storm.
Ice is here.
Corey's here.
I have no idea who's in Video Village.
Parks is here.
And I tried to do some small talk with Parks before this pod started.
Trying to see how his week was.
Like, man, how's the week?
And then he just started
shitting on me and stunting on me
with mad amazing facts
about his week.
And then I said,
let's sit in silence.
No, that wasn't regular.
You hear him?
No, you hear him?
You hear him?
He's still at it.
Yeah.
All right, well,
let's try this again
and maybe we'll let
the audience decide.
So, Parks,
how have you been, man?
I've been great, man.
What you been up to this week?
You know, little sessions here and there.
Redman came to the studio last night, you know.
Nice little session.
Something like that.
Just right.
Found a new DJ for the wedding.
A legend.
I don't want to say his name until it's set in stone, but, you know, hip-hop legend, so
I'm happy.
Hip-hop legend is DJing your wedding.
Yeah, no, he told us the DJ earlier.
Yeah.
Shit it on us.
Completely shit it on us.
Like, wow.
Couldn't get any more legendary than that.
And then sat back like, yeah, you know, something like.
So this is just regular.
The wedding music is important.
And we work in the music business, so yeah.
Makes sense.
Get someone dope.
Legendary.
Yeah.
But you said it real cavalier,
nonchalantly like.
Very, very.
Everyone knows that I work with this gentleman.
He just slid that in there
like we wasn't going to catch him.
You know,
mint condition just coming to sing at the wedding.
You know,
something like.
Yeah,
something like.
Someone got a contact on him?
Wow.
Whoa.
You see this guy,
yo.
Music is important at a wedding.
Talk about it now,
King.
I'm not mad at you.
Good.
Congratulations.
I'm glad everything is going according to plan with that.
Thank you.
You guys are good.
I rode over here with you, so I know where you are.
Corey is living vicariously through me in terms of the game.
We'll talk about it later.
How was ATL?
It's cool.
Did you ride the Ferris wheel?
They have a Ferris wheel in ATL?
They do.
Evidently, that's a no.
No, I was out there on some chilling.
Okay.
Relaxing.
Wasn't trying to get into Magic City or none of that.
Oh, okay.
He's the E-Mic, by the way.
In case you haven't noticed, the one word answers from Ish.
And you keep trying them.
I like that.
I commend you for that.
Listen, let's get started.
Y'all want to start with music?
Or do you want to start with Drake?
Drake's date?
Drake, man.
Look at that.
Why is that such a unanimous thing?
Fuck music, huh?
This is hilarious.
Fuck music.
Hey, yo.
What?
That nigga's the man.
I'm not going gonna hold you like that
that's something you would do
if I had it
hell yeah
baseball
fam
that nigga
that's some fly shit
why you ain't never
think of that yo
Yankee Stadium's pretty
is that the end of your
commentary
nah I'm just
I'm waiting for everybody else
that's just some
super fly shit
is it I don't wanna look like a hater yo you already look like I'm just I'm waiting for everybody else That's just some Super fly shit Is it?
I don't wanna look like a hater yo
You already look like a hater
Okay cool
All the time
Just naturally
It's rollout shit to me
It's a rollout?
It's rollout shit
Give a fuck
He's a certified lover
Certified lover boy
Yeah
You're in a baseball stadium
That's wide open
With all the lights on.
Yeah, there's a helicopter.
Yo, check this out.
Pull up.
Pull up.
Oh, let me act surprised.
I mean.
You're an idiot.
Why?
I do find it hard to believe that the helicopter just per chance flew over and said, you know, who is that?
Oh, that's Drake.
That is a good point.
What is wrong with these people?
I disagree.
You think the helicopter is this awesome?
Let's fly over to the stadium and see what's what?
Let's see what's going on.
The lights are on in the stadiums.
Nobody's supposed to be in Dodger Stadium.
Let's just...
That's dope.
I don't give a fuck.
Roll out, no out.
That's some fly shit.
It is fly.
I think it is though.
It is fly shit.
Y'all think Drake, who...
Is the biggest artist on the planet, needs a rolloutall think drake who is the biggest on the planet needs a
rollout it no he doesn't need to roll out because everybody needs to roll out yeah he doesn't have
to go through this to get a pic or some video on a date yeah but if you do it's fly yeah i don't
believe that that's what happened here look see everything about his body language and his face i know he's a good actor but he ain't
a lady he ain't that good of an actor of an actor he didn't have this table built have that guacamole
made custom jerseys with come on man custom jerseys right hold up the side the side bar
with the gentleman that's booked for the next 48 hours, because they got a call, you got to book that and shifts.
How long do you want the one bartender for?
For three days, nigga.
He's just here.
I had to have him stand there until the Dodgers take the field.
See, now that's when I thought Drake was really getting fly.
I said, wait a minute.
Isn't this against the baseball rules?
I thought a game was going on.
No, boo the game.
Now, that would have been fly. If the game was going on. No, move the game. Move the game. Now, that would have been fly.
If the game was going on?
Come on, man.
Stop that.
That's way better than a courtside seat.
I'm eating dinner on the field.
My third base.
One of them balls are knocked out.
Come on, man.
That's awesome.
That foul ball going to take it.
All right, so let me unpack this, because I have nothing better to do with my life than
unpack other people's lives for you guys.
Let's unpack people's dates.
He looked up like with the face of disgust like, fam, are you kidding me right now?
Now, mind you, if you see a superstar like this alone in the baseball field, I'm imagining that the Secret Service has the entryways taped off.
Like, you can't just come in here.
Like, this is a protected thing.
I'm sure that was part of the arrangement he made with the Dodgers.
I mean, the shit is closed.
Fam, he don't look comfortable.
He's not comfortable.
Now, listen, totally aside from that,
some people think that she looked like she was barking on him.
So before we get to any of that,
boy, would I be pissed off if this happened i'm super tight i
would i was sitting home tight about it to be honest with you because when i first saw it i
said oh man he's the man but we knew he was the man love a boy shit like this cool certified
fam if i ran out dodger stadium and try to have dinner with a relationship that I obviously have gone through leaps and bounds
to keep secret and private.
Uh-huh.
Because they've been seen at the ballgames.
I mean, they could have had a little...
Stop it. Stop it, Park. Stop it.
What's some shit's called that you put by the pool?
A cabana?
They could have had a little cabana
if he was really looking for the most privacy.
A cabana and Dodger Stadium.
Why not?
You got the whole Dodger Stadium.
You could afford the extra 500 for the cabana.
You and I sound like lunatics.. Could have went to Staples.
You and I sound like lunatics to me.
Could have went to Staples.
It's closed.
Fam.
Yeah, you sound like idiots.
Art, I'm kidding.
If you wanted to close it off, you wouldn't be in Dodger Stadium.
That's my point.
You want the whole experience.
This is fly.
That's some super-
We're saying it's fly.
You're not saying it's not fly.
No, you're not saying it's-
You're saying go get a Staples cabana and put it on top of us.
Then you spoke to all the other things he should have did.
No, I'm not.
Because helicopter, man.
First of all, all right, I'm Drake.
I have a fan that is a pilot.
Somehow, the stupid fan has spotted me on my secret date.
That's never supposed to happen, but here we are.
I'm Drake.
Cool. Now you're flying down happen, but here we are. I'm Drake. Cool.
Now you're flying down here.
And you keep hovering around.
Yo, the biscuits is blowing his wings.
He about to call all the pilot niggas he know.
Yo.
He did.
She like, I'm cold.
Can I get you a sweater?
He looking up like, yo.
Are you fucking joking right now?
I'm cold too.
I would like to keep this sweater.
That made me.
Yo, I got. That's not a too. I would like to keep this sweater. That made me, I got,
I got a helicopter.
I got,
he zoomed all the way.
Whoever it is,
this should not be happening.
So then you take your phone,
you take a pic.
Now this is circulated all over the media.
Like this is a mess.
This is a mess.
That pilot,
that news reporter pilot will be in Montana reporting from here on out.
It look like a drone, though.
Get your little stupid drone out of here, then.
Nah, it look like a drone.
But, again, that's some fly shit.
So, now, here we are.
We have to talk about this because it's here.
I don't think this is a rollout.
I do think the Drake's album is coming soon.
You don't even do this when you don't like the girl.
I didn't say that he didn't like the girl and that and that and that's why it's
fucked up because sometimes as a super famous megastar you'll meet a woman who and i know
nothing about that but you'll meet a woman who has standards and boundaries and she enforces them
yo i'm not playing none of your little famous nigga games keep me out of that shit i got a
kid that's going at me i don't have time for it's like meeting a lawyer you ever meet a lawyer like and try to talk to her she got a whole slew of
shit that she cannot do or say her record is expunged because she's a lawyer this is that to
me they ain't never been out fam well now a lot more makes sense let me have a little more fun here
know the true test of being mature, of knowing if you're mature.
Come on, let's have some fun.
I'll tell you.
I'm here to party today.
I'm listening.
What's up?
Going to a children's or a kid's sports game.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's the true test to if you're as mature as you think you are.
If you don't while out, you're mature?
You should know how to conduct yourself around children and all of their parents and reps against bad calls, against dirty plays from other kids.
This is where your pristine parenting or whatever your relationship is, is coming to play.
I have two little brothers.
They are in the sports. I've gone to the baseball games, to coming to play. I have two little brothers. They are in the sports.
I've gone to the baseball games, to the football games.
I'm not mature at all.
I'm screaming at kids, other kids.
That's right, you bum-ass kid.
I'm screaming at the ref.
I'm talking shit to the parents.
Now, this is all playful, of course, between the parents, at least when I was there.
But, yeah. Did someone else get up and like? Oh, everybody was wilding. This is all playful, of course, between the parents, at least when I was there. But yeah, you start-
Did someone else get up and like-
Oh, everybody was wilding.
The parents talk shit to each other.
Sometimes you chug a beer back.
Like, it's wild at the kids' sporting games.
And that's at the very low level that I was there.
This looked like Oak Hill or some shit, whatever the fancy school is that-
I didn't know that's what the girl was.
Braun, that-
Sierra.
Whatever.
See, look, now we got names.
Look, she's super low.
Now we got names.
That's corny, man.
I don't like it.
But now this makes sense
as to why Drake is at the game
screaming at the refs like that.
Wait, wait.
You got to fill me in.
Oh, so y'all know nothing
about this.
Yeah, I don't know.
So you dating a girl?
Yeah, I need to.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
So you know nothing about
the school, the girl.
I didn't know that was her.
LeBron James' son plays high school basketball at whatever the school is.
Sierra King.
Sierra King.
It's the school out there.
He is not the star of the team.
Okay.
This young man is the star of the team.
Amari Bailey.
Amari Bailey.
And his mother is allegedly this young lady.
Ah, I see.
So Drake and Michael B. Jordan and LeBron and all of these really cool people have been going to these games.
And they've been really, like, animated.
Oh, so there's like a little, I see, I see.
There's like a parental rivalry due to their kid sports.
No.
Nah. What is Parks talking about? What are you talking about? Not a parental rivalry due to their kids' sports? No. Nah.
What is Parks talking about?
What are you talking about?
Not a parental rivalry.
Dwayne Wade's son, LeBron's son, they both play.
High school basketball is huge, right?
I was at a high school basketball game yesterday.
High school basketball is bigger than college.
So the stars really come out, especially for LeBron's son,
D. Wade's son, these Jokers be
nationally ranked. It's a big
deal. One of the
kids that plays for the team's mom
is really, really attractive.
She's
been seen with... I thought you were going to say her kid is
really, really good and has a chance to go
pro. I'm not even talking about that piece. I'm just saying,
but his mom is attractive.
She's been seen with Drake.
Again, you got the fanfare from high school sports. saying, but his mom is attractive. She's been seen with Drake. So again, you got the fanfare from
high school sports. She hasn't been seen with Drake. She's been seen at
her son's basketball game and Drake is there.
Nobody has connected them.
It was just, okay, we know why
she's there. Drake is there to support LeBron.
Who knows?
So this is the first time that these two
are actually linked without the high school sports
thing. And Drake has been screaming at a few of these ref are actually linked without the high school sports thing. Got you. Okay.
And Drake has been screaming at a few of these refs.
Like, for real, for real.
Which now makes me say, oh, this nigga's the best stepdad in the world.
Hold up a second, man.
I know a little bit about stepdadding.
And I ain't good at it.
Now, when you go to the game, though, and you really be into it, that's the consummate stepdad type of.
When you got that relationship with the kid.
You get what I'm saying?
Sometimes you can just go with the mom. Now, you can be trying to build that relationship with the kid, and you in there like, ref, he fouled him, Nick.
Yeah, I'm putting on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm invested in this now.
I'm in this like it's the NBA Finals.
What I was saying about trickle over is Drake being
at the NBA games also
wilding. So I wonder if that is
trickling over from the rivalry they
have at the kids games.
Now I'm going to also go to your games
and wild out. Yeah, that's my little man now. He need
that M1. He got fouled.
It's cool.
That's what I meant by the trickle over.
Got it. Now I see why Drake has a basketball court in his crib.
I'm joking, of course.
But so much about this is funny now.
I didn't even think about that.
And it's fucked up that some of this has to be funny because this should be a secret still.
It should be a secret.
This should be nobody's business.
Respect people's privacy.
And that's why it's fucked up.
It's like fam. What more could he have done to be low? That's It should be a secret. This should be nobody's business. And that's where it's fucked up. It's like fam.
What more could he
have done to be low?
He did everything.
And still the Blancs
just put it everywhere.
I'd be tight.
I'd be tight.
That's me.
Should've got a cabana.
Take it to Staples.
Or that.
It's a roof.
Or that.
The outdoors.
I'm sorry.
You risk it when you outdoors. I disagree, yo. You risk it when you're outdoors.
I disagree, yo. You risk it when you're outdoors.
I mean, you can't get more secluded than
renting out fucking Dodger Stadium,
dog. What are we talking about here? We trying to keep
this super low. And he looks tight.
They covering around. He looks tight.
Look at his face. Like, get the fuck out of here.
Like, you can't
try and be more secluded. Can you believe
this shit?
You can't be more secluded than that
Nah that's when I'm throwing something up there
Whatever that is
I don't see how far
You can't say it's not me
You can't say it's not me
She got her name on the back of the jersey
Yeah
It say the boy
Like you can't
You know what I mean?
Let me tell you something
That's fucked up
aside from me
feeling for him
because this just
shouldn't be out
if you trying to be low
gotta feel for her son
no
come on make it mature
you just
no
why do I have to feel
for her son
tell me
make it mature
Drake's busting your mother
allegedly
you don't know that
he went from mature to immature immediately
What is happening in here today?
You came in with a poignant point about a kid
And then went to that?
No, that matters
What I'm saying is
The little boy is going to be getting teased now
I don't know
That little boy is the man now
He was the man before He's the man He's more the man He boy is the man now. He was the man before.
He's the man.
He's more the man.
He's more the man, bro.
He's more the man.
Okay.
Nigga, you the man if Drake bust your mom right now.
What the fuck is he talking about?
All right, let me help you out.
Your perspective is on me.
Not to kids.
If Drake bump into your mom
Yeah
Your clout is going up
So what you think
Happened to him
What are the kids gonna say
Oh Drake's fucking mom
You be like
Hey who's your bitch ass dad
I disagree
But it's cool
And then you having
A younger stepdad
Than you is hilarious
That would be funny
Yo that
I mean
Nah I disagree Kids is ignorant Yo be funny. Yo, I mean, no, I disagree.
Kids is ignorant, yo.
They rude.
You know what I mean?
It's the biggest artist in the world.
It's busting your mother, and she's going to be dumped in six months.
Now what?
Or not.
I'm saying if.
Yo, Ish, your commentary on this is just harsh.
There's a child involved.
I know.
There's a relationship
that may not
I said I feel for the child
well that nigga
sound like it
no
y'all said how
y'all feel for the child
yo
I'm not even gonna
toss your mom
like damn bro
bruh
okay
alright
now you wanna be delicate
alright
you got it
I'm
that's my
perspective
like I wouldn't want my mother to be publicly out and about with the biggest artists in the world All right, you got it. That's my perspective.
I wouldn't want my mother to be publicly out and about with the biggest artist in the world. It's time.
She wasn't publicly out and about.
I know.
That's my point.
Fam, that's why I said I feel for the child.
I think he's all right, though.
Yeah, he'll be all right.
You can bounce back to that one.
I'm pretty sure.
A nigga that's known to have mad hoes now talks to your mother.
Y'all niggas is crazy.
Y'all friends.
Go ahead.
Anyway.
Certified lover boy.
I know.
Now he loves my mom.
That's all.
You know what I mean?
Y'all niggas is retarded.
Y'all niggas is retarded.
I hear you.
He's going to be all right, man.
He's already a superstar.
Why you keep
Egging him on
I'm not
I'm not egging him on
I'm not
Let the silence just run
Yo stop or drop
Yo
Oh my god
I already stopped
I think he about to be
Man this nigga can dunk
Off the
Two hands off the vert
Rejected top five pick
What's he mad about
Oh
Oh
Danny heard the album early.
No.
But now listen.
This is the point I was trying to make before he just got all serious on me.
I'm obviously mad because they were trying to keep their shit silenced.
That's cool.
But on a bigger level than that, this might fuck the game up
for some of us now.
No, for y'all.
No, no, us.
Us.
You just told me about a little date you went
on the other night and this was mad bad
Spanish joints there. What do you mean?
So?
Now you gotta step it up. No, I don't.
You gotta step the date up. You can't just do the Patterson Strip Club.
Yes, I can.
She likes it.
That's a nice thing.
Maybe we can't do catch steak no more.
What?
Nah, you can still do catch steak.
Fuck you, Tad.
I don't know why you have to step your game up.
You got to step your game up.
I feel bad for you.
Yeah, that's you because you playing.
You still going to do towel?
What you doing? This was Mr. Towel, you. Yeah, that's you because you playing. You still going to do towel? What you doing?
This was Mr. Towel, boy.
Yeah, anyway.
Or was it Taj?
You was Mr. One of those.
Whatever the bad one of those was, you was in that bitch.
Yo, this guy is crazy.
Fam, that's some super.
Not that many people on the planet could do that.
Hell no.
No.
Ain't nobody going to step their game up, nigga. We don't. How many n the planet could do that. Hell no. No. Ain't nobody got to step their game up, nigga.
We don't.
How many niggas could do that?
Not a real baseball shit.
You are an elite group of people that can do that.
And it's during baseball season.
I might be able to get a little high school shit.
And it's baseball season.
What if I can't run out the local Y and make it fly?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it ain't going to be that.
It ain't going to be this, right?
The helicopter will catch you there, too. She't going to be this, right? The helicopter
won't catch you there.
She's going to be like,
this the Y?
Hold up,
y'all know that little
baseball field over there?
I'll put something in the middle
and make it look sexy.
Yeah.
I have somebody come out
with a Dodger uniform on.
I was just about to say
the whole Lincoln Tunnel
will be staring at your ass
getting off the exit.
Why can't you talk?
You ain't lonely.
But the helicopter is flying. So you're safe.? You ain't lonely. But the helicopter
is playing.
So you're safe.
That's some fly shit.
I think it's fly too.
It is fly.
Round of applause.
I think it's fly.
Certified.
That's right.
Damn, does that mean
we're getting a love album?
Certified.
I hope so.
I want a love album.
That'll be a change of pace.
I know you want to air him over some Griselda beats.
I mean, you can make love over the right Griselda beats.
I don't care.
After your sleeper last pod, please.
All right, let's get right to it.
Music, the moment I have been waiting for.
It is here.
Was it everything you expected and
more don't rush the shit parks it's been since 2019 two years and then some since real snow
fans have gotten a full body of work it is finally here uh whoa whoa whoa, relax, relax, relax.
Did everyone here hear this album?
I did.
This I played on the wake up.
This I played on the wake up.
I usually don't do the R&B on the wake up.
I hear it.
Of course you didn't.
She hasn't murdered anyone.
I don't even try to bring up every mind. Yo, pull up production credits, please.
Pull up production credits on this album.
I think I know who did this, but I want to see anyway.
This is Neon Peach featuring Tyler, the creator.
Wait a minute.
Hey.
All right, Snow Allegra's album is in your phone right this very second. Some of us have waited a long time for it, and it's here. This one was Tyler. I don't think I'm gonna die I don't think I'm gonna die
I don't think I'm gonna die
I don't think I'm gonna die
If you think about the things that bein' hard
Girl, why you talkin' to him?
He did both of the ones that he's on
That he's on?
Yeah
And he killed both of these sounds He ain't gon' bite you the only person here for me to talk to about this is park since you
guys didn't hear this y'all are not real r&b aficionados anyway and now i'm talking to
backpack man about this i like r&b I just don't like all the super sleepy shit. Got it.
Okay, so what were your thoughts on this album thus far?
It just came out.
Yeah, it just came out, so I don't have the most in-depth review.
But it was different.
It wasn't as bedroom-y, sultry.
It was more up-tempo, summer-y, which I like.
Time will tell.
Rem seemed to enjoy it, and she's a huge Snow fan. Yeah, I'm going to listen to it a lot, I like. Time will tell. Rem seemed to enjoy it, and she's a huge Snow fan.
So, yeah, I'm going to listen to it a lot, I think.
You woke up to it.
I woke up to it, and I usually do not wake up to the R&B.
And I didn't turn it off because it wasn't.
I went to bed to it.
Okay.
I'd never do that.
Which is probably not a great.
This is a little too turn-up-y for go to bed to, for me.
Oh, definitely.
When it's bedtime, I'm going to get to bed.
I don't care what's playing.
Yeah, I don't care what's going on.
I played this.
I went to sleep, woke up.
This was out.
Purchased this along with Mariah the Scientist,
along with a few other things.
And I listened to it when I went to bed.
When I wake up, put it back on.
I waited a long time for this, like I said.
And I like it.
It's a good album.
Actually, it's a really good album.
Similar to your thoughts, different than the first album.
Very.
Different vibe, different bop.
Almost like there was a concentrated effort
to make it a different vibe and a different bop.
Definitely.
And I'm not angry at that, even though I am.
I can't be. And also, I wonder what month the last one came out
do you remember?
it may have been in a winter
this might have been like summertime
we gotta give them the up tempos
and she might have a whole other tuck of
more slow shit
I think maybe the only knock she heard
the first time around
may have been
hey it's kind of sleepy.
The last one was August, so that was summer.
No, it ain't.
That's a whole different release with a whole different plan.
Coming out July.
You're not releasing none.
August is fall.
August is fall winter.
Fall winter, I guess so.
End of summer.
End of summer, okay.
And early July is summer. We want people to party to this. That's true. In the summer. Okay. And early July is summer.
We want people to party to this.
That's true.
She has party joints on here.
There's not so much.
And it sounds like she might be in love.
Uh-oh.
No, it's good in love music.
It is.
It just don't sound like.
That's a thing?
It don't sound like there's a toxic nigga that she's not over anymore.
Like the last album.
And that's where I miss my
that's where I miss it
or she could just be over the nigga
yeah but I don't like that either
don't get over the dude
stay on it a little bit yeah a little longer than that
two years
what type of impression did he make
but there's some tunes on here man
I like the bop I like the vibe
I like that she did something different.
And again, I can't hold it against her because you have your whole life to come up with your debut album.
She had albums before that last one, too, though.
But she might just be trying to find a different pocket.
I don't call those albums.
Those EPs, those mini projects, that's before she got her.
They count this one as her third full-length album.
All right.
So maybe her debut wasn't her debut.
Yeah.
All right.
That's like Mobb Deep's debut.
Yeah.
It's like that.
Fair.
Yeah.
But those feels was dope.
Feels was dope.
Yeah.
But the second album is where it seems like she gathered herself and found her footing
and knew where she wanted to go image-wise and style, sound-wise mad now i'm gonna listen to it a lot i'm gonna listen to it
a lot but it's just not what you expected not what i yeah not what i expected or no i know because i
don't want to give the wrong impression i don't even have an impression because i haven't heard
this album the way i need to hear it like i've listened to it that's alone cuddled up in my bed like i know where this needs
to come on at i know who i need to be around when this comes on i haven't i haven't given this the
respect it deserves for somebody that's waited two years for this album so i'm gonna get to it
believe i'm gonna get to it I think she did her job
I think she did what she had to do right here And I can't wait to get up Taste Oh my God
Oh my God
Taste
I'm not trying to make you be mine
Taste
It just feels like one of those nights
Taste
This is the most beautiful way to say
that you just want to fuck a nigga
and you don't want a future with him.
Wow.
You just want to taste me.
I'm not trying to make you be mine.
That's a lie.
They all say that.
That'd be a lie for two months.
That's game.
Yeah, but if you're going to make it sound pretty like this, though.
It might work.
See, but that's my point about Snow.
Like, it sounds like she is over this dude, whoever he was.
Like, now she just want to fucking
go and she's making it pretty and i'm cool with that but damn yeah different bot different bot
different bot man really happy for snow congratulations to her and her entire team
really really stellar sophomore oh not sophomore third project um what i will say about this is, and I'm not pitting women against each other.
You know, I was waiting for her album,
hers album.
I waited for Snow's album.
I'm waiting for Summer's album.
I'm waiting for...
SZA.
SZA.
In the group to me,
Sanz Rihanna, of course,
I'm not putting her in this group. Waiting for her to. But in this group to me, Sans Rihanna, of course, I'm not putting her in this group.
Waiting for her to.
But in this group,
to me, SZA is at the top
in terms of quality
and all of this other shit
in the music
and everybody else is
fighting for the spot,
fighting for the next spot.
So I wanted to hear what her and
Snow were going to do
just to
make it hot for scissor i'll be honest with you sure i wanted them to just make it tougher to
come outside at least have to peek your head out the window to see what's going on i don't know if
that happened judging by scissor singles she's gonna be in her bag yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if that happened.
And maybe that's just my own shit.
Maybe nobody's thinking about that at all.
But the one person who may have something to say about that,
Summer Walker.
She's going to come.
What do you think she'll give us?
A classic.
Do you think she'll switch up?
Keep it the same?
Same bag. More of the the same do you like that i think
she's giving bringing an elevated bag do you like that like an artist stays quote-unquote on brand
yeah because there's different ways to do it like you don't have to stay the same you could level up
and stay in your bag right like summer's album last album to me had ups had slow joints
had radio joints had duets had classic features i mean shit that album was a classic to me so
i think now she's just gonna now that there's more money now that she sold more more records
they're gonna go and spend more to make that sound the way it's supposed to sound.
See how SZA's first album sounds?
Yeah.
Like, just how it sounds.
Forget the songs.
You're talking about the first album or the EP or whatever?
Not the EP.
Not the EP.
Because that sounds completely different.
Supermodel.
That one.
Control.
How that one sounds.
It just sounds like I had all the support from everyone in the label and any extra money
I need, they gave it to me.
I didn't have to fight for a dime.
Now, maybe that be because of Top, Punch, TDE, Kendrick.
Who knows?
But when you have Kendrick in your corner
and he owns the building, I'm going to get support.
Her album sounds like that.
Summer's next album is going to sound like that.
Maybe so.
Amarion was in the studio.
It's going to happen.
I thought I saw her with a producer. There was someone dope that she was in the studio with's gonna happen I thought I saw her with a producer
or someone dope
that she was in the studio
I can't remember who
but
her baby daddy
ain't gonna let her
put trash out
no doubt
London is fire fire
no doubt
all the way fire
I know they make
the little baby mama jokes
all of that shit
throughout the year
but when it get to music
he not playing
yeah
no way is he letting her
put trash out
it's not happening
So
Round of applause
For all these ladies
Because
Y'all are running shit
Y'all are running shit
I've been waiting
It sounds great
Mariah the Scientist
Dropped as well
I listened to a couple joints
It sounded good
From what I heard
I didn't get to
You know
Deep dive on that one either
But
I don't have a deep dive either
It's Saturday It's hot out It just came out I don't have to, you know, deep dive on that one either, but I don't have a deep dive either. It's Saturday.
It's hot out.
It just came out.
I don't have much to unpack here,
but what I did notice is I enjoyed summer's album and then it got to the end
and she got in that bag that I love.
Why that,
why is that important to me?
Because when I first got to record labels,
they said I could do whatever I wanted to end of my album.
Yeah.
Give me my singles
i need give me some sequence and make this hot make it dope at the end i don't give a fuck what
you put you're gonna pay for 10 songs if you want to put 15 have a blast i'm sure that's still the
case especially it's probably more the case with streaming than it was even with cds and tapes i
would think so too so at the end of snow's album she got to this taste shit this was the sound
sounds like snow to me. Yeah.
Right? So I really enjoyed that
and I noticed Mariah the Scientist did the
same exact thing. Shout out to
her.
Good project. Thus far I need
to hear it some more.
But that shit you did at the end.
Let's play it.
Which record is this?
All For Me
And maybe off this record we'll talk about stalkers
Maybe
So R&B cast, god damn it
I don't know how you said it, but that tune was in
Summer was in the studio with us, obviously
But baby, you're with someone else tonight
You are not mine
But baby, if you change your mind
No, I'll fly
Cause you're only five minutes off the road.
Oh, no.
Oh, hold up, man.
Hold up.
I don't think I'm in this alone.
Y'all not hearing Mariah Thee Stallion.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Nope.
Slow down.
Rewind.
Hold up.
Lyric breakdown.
Round of applause.
Cause men appreciate these types of women
the women that know that he might be laying with someone else that's cool i can't beef you're not
mine but baby if you change your mind now i'll slide Because you're only five minutes up the road.
Whole room of men quiet, right?
Whole room of men quiet, right?
Whole room of men quiet now, right?
Corey, the game ain't the same as it was in 89, nigga.
It's different now.
Yo, do any of you married men
Have something to say
About that genius
Listen I'm just saying
Salute that
Right there
She's like listen
I know what it is
I'm chilling
But in the event
You want me to not chill
I'm on call
Read the chorus though
Wait hold up
Let me just play a little bit.
Hey.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Go back, go back, go back.
Go back.
Let this greatness rock out for a minute.
All right.
Definitely with someone else.
Last night too.
And tomorrow.
You know the vibes.
I'll see. Depends on how this one is acting. We night too. And tomorrow. You know the vibes. I'll see. Depending on how this one
is acting. We'll see.
That's dangerous.
Oh no. When they five minutes up the road.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why you can't make it home if you five minutes up the road?
She might put her
to sleep. Hold up.
Wait, wait.
If you don't go take your daughter to school.
Go back, though.
If she think you with somebody else, why is she calling?
Did she call?
Yeah.
I know you see me calling.
I know you see me calling.
Oh, that's hate.
Yeah, that's hate.
No, no, no.
Read the chorus.
I need you to chorus.
What does she have on me?
What does she have on me? What does she have?
Me.
She is in half of
me.
I'll make it last.
And in eternity, I'll need a second
chance. I need it all
for me. No, no, no.
You was just saying you cool with the slide.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
No way. You was just cool with the slide. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No way.
You was just cool with the slide.
And she's five minutes up the road.
This is all dangerous.
Dangerous.
Dangerous.
I'm going to be boring.
Is that what she's in there being a scientist about?
Yeah, she's a bi-polarist.
Is that what she's concocting?
One day you're like, yo, I'm good.
I'm good.
Just a side thing.
All right, let's not judge until we let the chorus play.
Good call, Ish.
Now she back on the bullshit.
Now that's a good call right there.
I don't think I'll make it home.
And she's spending the night smoking or not?
No, no, no.
She ain't spending the night.
My bad.
She ain't going home.
Oh, wait.
She can't spend another night alone.
Yeah, so it's you or somebody else.
This is trouble.
All trouble. What does she have on me? Oh, she can't spend another night alone. Yeah, so it's you or somebody else. This is trouble.
All trouble.
What does she have on me?
Oh, she repeated it.
She's mad at this bitch.
Four times.
Five times.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last.
I'll make it last. I'll make it last. I'll make it last. I'll make it last. I'll make it last. That must mean the new chick is fucking better than she did. Like, why you, nigga? I slept with you.
What the fuck you telling me?
About your stamina.
And who wants to make it last?
For real.
Yeah, I got to please two of you now.
Can we do this quickly, please?
Hell, wait.
See, this is fucked up.
Yeah, that's funny.
Are we going to have our stalking talk?
That's funny.
This leads to stalking, by the way.
I'm cutting this off, man.
I like the album.
I like the album.
Shout out to Mariah, the scientist.
That sounds good.
Shout out to Snow.
Yeah, I'm going to play another one from her as my sleeper.
Okay.
She did that, man.
Shout out to her.
Do you want to stay in R&B mode?
Jimmy Jam.
Jimmy Jam.
Terry Lewis.
The Legends.
The Greats.
I'm the R&B guy today.
The Goats.
Oh, shut up.
That album is incredible.
That's my favorite shit that came out today.
I was listening to it as you played it.
Sound like an all-star cast.
For real.
Look at the...
Mariah.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, wait.
That's how you come on.
You're coming on with Ann Nesby and Sounds of Blackness.
Oh, my God.
James Wright.
Mary J. Blige.
Boyz II Men.
Mariah Carey.
Babyface.
Tony Braxton.
Heather Headley.
Charlie Wilson.
Usher.
And if that wasn't enough, Jerome, Morris Day, and The Roots.
Now, Jerome and Morris Day together was enough, and then there's The Roots.
Yeah, a little Questlove on the drums, something light.
Yeah, when we went to go see Morris Day in concert, Jerome wasn't there,
and we was looking for Jerome.
We thought it was a beef.
Glad to see that
they're both on the same track
we'd come together
for Jimmy Jam
and Terry Lewis
I don't care what the beef is
any musician comes together
for Jimmy Jam
and Terry Lewis
yeah it's a phone call
that you pick up
you put your beefs
to the side
yeah fine
I'll do it with him
we was trying to kill
each other last week
for y'all
nobody says no
to these two
yeah nor should they you can't yeah and if there's two people that you know For y'all Y'all Nobody says no to these two Yeah
Nor should they
You can't
Yeah
And if there's two people
That you know will never forget
How to make a record
It's these two
Yeah yeah
Look at this shit
Nah they're just
Musically inclined
Nah this how I'm about to make me
Go get an old chick
Go get your auntie
Nah I'm about to go get
Don't do that
They get mad
They get mad now
Nah I'm about to Wait that's wrong They don't get mad at old chick They get mad at auntie Word I'm about to go Don't do that They get mad They get mad now Nah I'm about to
Wait that's wrong
They don't get mad at old chick
They get mad at auntie
Word
Like you can say old chick
Older
Older
Seasoned
Yeah seasoned
A veteran
Like 50
50 and up
50 and up
Yeah 50 and up
Cougar
Oh damn
That's not a cougar
No cause you're not a young
Yeah
41
Yeah it's not a cougar
Yeah What's wrong I don't want no There's an audio broadcast That's not a cougar. No, because you're not a young... Yeah. 41. Yeah, it's not a cougar. Yeah.
What's wrong?
I don't want no sauce.
It's an audio broadcast.
Yo, I don't want no sauce, bro.
You don't fuck with a 50-year-old?
Yeah, I had one that you were urging me to fuck.
You got to remember, look.
Damn, she's 50?
Yo, man.
Yo, man, come on.
Let's just move on.
Let's just move on. Shout out to Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. You probably need you a nice 50-year? Yo, man. Yo, man. Come on. Let's just move on. Let's just move on.
Shout out to Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis.
You probably need you a nice 50-year-old, man.
Oh, man.
I didn't know she was that old.
Nah, she didn't respect my young nigga vibes.
She wasn't having your bullshit?
Oh, man.
The older women come with the older women shit.
You can't run 50-year-old woman game on me while I'm still in my 40s.
That's like I'm 27 still.
Somehow you want to be both 45 and 25 at the same time.
I don't really know how it works.
Look, I don't know where his average came from.
You 50, I'm 40, but I'm like 27.
Okay.
If you 50 and I'm 40, I'm not like 30 really?
No.
Whoa, man.
You're the same nigga that said
it should be a canopy in Dodge Stables.
Oh, Perk said that.
You're both of y'all.
Yeah, you're both of you idiots.
I said take it to Staples,
but go ahead.
Yo, I'm lost with the 40 thing.
They probably already did Staples.
40 and 47.
I never dated a woman that was 50, I don't think.
When a younger woman dates you when you're 40,
if you date somebody that's, what, 28, 29, 30, 31,
you're looked at as the older dude.
The older dude.
I'm just saying, you're not looked at that way when she's 50.
You're looked at almost like you're way younger.
Oh, like your little pup.
Yeah. They're not treating you like you're way younger. Oh, like your little pup. Yeah.
They're not treating you like you're 41.
Yeah.
Yeah, come on.
Finally, I understand.
She's talking like you would be.
Talking down to you.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You can't.
No, no, no, no.
I'll go right back to Dyke, man.
I'm not doing this with you.
No, you can't do that.
I can't hear anything you're saying.
I'm sorry.
She's fucking lying.
I'll fly you out, nigga.
Huh, what'd you say?
She said she'll fly you out, nigga.
Women have flown me out before.
See, that's not, I need more than that.
That ain't impressive.
That's nice.
Talk to him.
That's nice getting flown out.
Talk to him.
You fly me out, you know what I mean?
Get it right.
Yeah.
See, now you acting like the 28-year-old Dykeman chick.
Play your role, nigga.
What the fuck are you talking about?
See, but no, I'm not doing that.
Play your role, nigga.
That's where I'm not doing it.
Yeah, play your role. I'm not playing my role see but nah I'm not doing that play your role nigga that's where I'm not doing it play your role
I'm not playing my role
oh
I'm not quiet
you won't just fly out
and give it
sit in the back and be quiet
never that
I get it
could y'all
no I get it
oh
no no I get it now
that makes sense
you won't just get
you won't just get flown out
and do what she needs you to do
and head home
negative
y'all respect yourselves too much
you would you know you heard what Y'all respect yourselves too much. You would.
You know what he said?
We respect ourselves too much.
You would, Parks?
Yeah, yeah.
No, we're men.
Once upon a time.
That's what separates us.
We're men.
No, we don't have that.
We don't get to do that.
You won't just go out and have a girl, you know, do your sexual needs and fly you back
home?
No. Hell no. What am I, a prostitute and fly you back home? No.
Hell no.
What am I, a prophet?
You said we lying?
No, I'm not.
I wouldn't do that.
I would never do that.
I'm not Street Booty Parks.
Same.
My hood, they call it Street Booty.
Yeah, no, I'm not.
Nah, because now you're hanging shit over my head.
You got expectations.
You treating me like I'm the little guy I'm being.
You think I'm a sex slave?
Like, I'm just supposed to jump when you say jump?
Like, and what's tricking? Because I ain't
asking for a fucking Birkin.
Like, what comes with that? Normally, the nigga gotta
do all that and buy the Birkin, take you to the game,
do all the extra shit, get you a car.
What's happening for me now? Maybe she'll
run out of the stadium for you.
I need more than that.
I need more than that. You're not a cheap date. No.
You need more than the Dod. No. Need more than the
Dodgers.
Need more than the
stadium.
So what you need then?
Soccer at least.
Why nigga I'm not
pitching this top shelf
ass to you.
Nigga I'm not
fucking soliciting.
Nigga trying to find
out you are soliciting.
No I'm not soliciting.
Get out of here man.
You might try to get
some game.
Creepy ass nigga.
You want to get your
little Michael Kors
or something?
Little Michael Kors.
Nice pair of Jordans.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You ain't got Teflon money, nigga?
Yo.
Wait, am I saying it right?
Is it Teflon?
No, it's Teflon.
Teflon.
Teflon.
Teflon.
Teflon.
Teflon.
Round of applause for Teflon and Beyonce.
I'm going to have Teflon money soon.
Yo, what is this?
What am I looking at right now?
We post Malone.
So we're not talking about stalking yet.
Oh, we can talk about stalking.
No, get Post Malone out the way.
Get Post Malone out the way.
Because y'all only bring it up because y'all try to trigger me and get me to argue and hold down Post Malone.
That's not going to work today.
So I didn't hear this.
I didn't see this.
I don't know nothing about this.
What was it, like a soundtrack song or something like that?
I didn't hear it.
this. I don't know nothing about this.
What was it, like a soundtrack song or something like that?
I didn't hear it.
This is Ice's Post Malone topic that he wrote down on a list, talked about in
the car for 45 minutes,
had a long, in-depth conversation,
tried to get me to argue about him being an
industry plant. I come here and try to set it up
for 40 minutes. What do you want me to
do? That's not what I asked you.
Yo, Parks.
That's not what I asked him. I thought y'all were talking
about the record first, but my question
My question. We didn't even know
it dropped until you told us it came out.
My question. So you're the industry plant.
Oh. Yeah, bring up your
fucking Posty Malone topic. My question was
not was he an industry plant. Uh-huh.
Is he a coach or a vulture? You trying to push that little
question on me. We've had this argument a million times. I don't
I don't care. You said what? I said we've had me. We've had this argument a million times. I don't care.
You said what?
I said we've had this.
The world has had this argument a million times.
I don't know.
I don't care.
I didn't know either.
I just saw it.
Someone has sent me a...
Every time Post Malone
releases something,
he's accused of being
a Culture Vulture.
Oh, see, I didn't know that.
So, there we go.
Have you heard
Post Malone's last album?
I sure did.
Did you like it
I love it
uh oh
then what does it matter
I personally didn't give a shit
I just asked a question
to the guys
yo is this
is he a culture poacher
Hollywood
these internet niggas
trying to get me all riled
they trying
they trying to
the internet people man
sometimes you just like
a song and shit
like
but they just try to get you
to argue about things
yeah
like I'm not
going to argue about whether Post is an industry planner.
Maybe he is. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm not going to argue about Bill Cosby
with you guys.
The internet keeps trying. There's certain shit you just
don't want to argue about. I feel you.
I'm not arguing about
Bill Cosby. The only person
from the Cosby show I've ever
met in real life was Bud.
How was the experience?
Fucking no.
I told you about that here before.
Was he a nice guy?
In Harlem, my mom was getting her hair done.
I was like six years old.
Bud came in.
She was excited.
I was excited.
Made me follow him outside, take a picture, get an autograph with Bud.
And I did.
And then he left and i never saw him again
now is he running around committing these adulterous crimes because i don't know i'll
find my autograph and i'll rip it up bill what do you want me to say he's not in my life
nor did i give a fuck about a gordon Gartrell that much to argue in 2021.
All I'm saying is I'm not arguing.
We're all for Post Malone.
No arguments here.
On to Juvenile and Manny Fresh.
Song of the Summer.
Two legends.
We had the questions.
Three legends.
Mia X.
Mia X on there, too.
Three legends.
I cut it off.
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Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Now No, I gotta bring this back for the listeners. Yeah, yeah, run that back. We need to let that shit hit.
Run that back.
Now.
Y'all can't relate.
Korean-ish.
I could be wrong.
I'm so happy I'm not relatable.
See, this falls into so many categories for us.
Like, it's the remake category.
It's the Vax category.
Mm-hmm.
And Song of the Summer category.
How much were these gentlemen paid to do this?
I'm sure quite a bit. Moderna probably gave them a nice bag.
And BLK
sponsored it.
Big Pharma threw some bucks their way.
If I had to guess.
How does it make the black men in this room
feel knowing that
they know the songs to target us?
I had no idea that the white community knew what back that ass up meant to us.
I appreciate it.
This is an important cultural song for us.
I appreciate it, though.
And white people just took it and made it a Vaxx anthem?
I'm cool with that, though.
At least you went and looked to get the right record.
They could have got some bullshit.
Then we don't give a fuck.
I'm all right with it.
Go get the right records.
And I don't know if this was white people.
No, this was not white people.
But this, huh?
It's not white people.
Who else did this?
They hired some black person that knows our culture.
Who hired them?
A white person. So it's white people. They hired some black person that knows our culture. A white person.
So it's white people.
They had a black motherfucker that knows our culture.
Mr. Pfizer called and said, yo, what should we do?
Yo, they were offering people chicken,
donut, oh,
bruh.
Wait, wait.
Where were they offering chicken at?
They offered the white Bud Light.
Can I still get it?
Yo, wait.
It's just the same guy who, as I was taking my ibuprofen, thought it was candy and tried to steal it from me.
And jumped up.
And now you mad that the chicken is working.
Yes.
Chicken is working.
I figured it would work when I saw Joe Biden in L.A. serving grits and chicken to black people.
And I felt the way then.
I was like, oh, shit, they know we love chicken.
But chicken is cool.
Back that ass up.
I want to know what was paid.
Let's guess.
Let's guess.
It's two of them.
It's a three.
Oh, me ask.
It's three of them.
It's three of them.
Legends.
Weezy wasn't doing it?
They still probably didn't pay too much.
Yeah, it seems like they might not have been getting that much bread from them.
They love cash money deals.
When you got to do this, fam, this is a positive message.
Sometimes you just want to reach out and help the community-ish.
Let me hear what it used to be like before the whites got to it.
what it used to be like before the whites got to it.
This is kind of like when the old studio was on 37th Street.
It used to be my favorite parking lot right there.
And the white people came and made it a hotel.
And they closed off our little smoking balcony.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was trash.
I ain't seen one person check into all them new hotels y'all built on 37th Street.
Alright, let's hear where they took us.
Let's hear where they took the culture.
I don't even like the beat for it. Okay, yeah.
Propa picture looking tight, Chad.
Nice, Chad.
Got your biorena, right? We were just telling Corey
how the game has evolved.
It's not the same.
We'll talk about it later.
You hear Juvie?
Your profile picture
looking tight, Chad.
So this is both a Tinder
and a Vax.
He's saying
get Vax before you go out
and treat with someone
you meet on these.
BLK is a dating site
for black people. Oh. these. No, BLK is a dating site for black people.
Oh.
Okay.
So the BLK thing is-
You be on BLK?
No.
Sponsoring-
Are you black?
I am.
Sounds like a conflict there.
Go ahead.
I never heard of BLK.
It's like a Black Planet, MySpace type of-
All right, you just gonna sound sleepy
though, bro. Let me talk from now on.
Alright, Juvenile and Manny Fresh
recreated their iconic 1999 song
Back That Ass Up by pairing up with dating
at BLK to promote COVID-19
vaccinations in the black community.
All of that's cool.
You a handsome young
fella. Won't
you vax that ass up?
Are we doing a lyric breakdown too?
Oh, this is all my fags.
No, that was just the part that was like crazy, my nigga.
Because he's talking to everybody.
This is a mess.
I can find a date without going to vaccinate.
But he's saying you shouldn't.
If you're going to be out
dating and mingling with people who get vaxxed.
You not a handsome
young brother though.
You a handsome young brother? Won't you vax
that thing up? He talking to both of them.
It's ill. He want niggas to vax
that thing up.
Holy shit. What is up with
juveniles? Freaky Friday.
Feeling freaky all night.
No, no, no.
Let me get this.
Hold on, let me do it.
Let me get this shit off.
Hey, hey, hey.
Let Manny get this shit off.
Manny came in wildin'. Hold up, check him out, dog.
I know you can't stand it.
No holding hands, chick. But when we get the shot, we gon' be romancing. Huh? Talk to them niggas, Manny came in wildin'. Hold up, check him out, though. I know you can't stand it. No holding hands, chick.
But when we get the shot, we gonna be romancing.
Huh?
Talk to them niggas, Manny.
I know you can't stand it.
We gonna be romancing.
No holding hands, chick.
Don't touch my hands.
But when we get the shot, we gonna be romancing.
You can be the queen after quarantine.
Bars! We can meet up at the spot. You can be the queen after quarantine. Bars!
We can meet up at the spot.
We can do the thing.
Internet date chat.
I'm the mate chat.
Download the app.
Oh, no.
I got to hear him.
Girl, you can be the queen after quarantine.
We can meet up at the spot and we can do the thing.
Internet date chat.
I'm the mate chat.
Hey.
Download the app, shawty.
You ain't got a witch chat
I love it when you
hold me eggplant emoji
you can be the young
hot thing I be the
OG
eggplant emoji
eggplant emoji
I love it when you
hold me eggplant emoji
you can be the young
hot thing I be the
OG
bars
do you know I've never sent the eggplant emoji I've said that here before like are people still doing that young, hot thing. I'd be the OG. Bars. Flo.
You know, I've never sent the eggplant emoji. I've said that here
before. Like, are people still doing that?
I don't think I've ever sent the eggplant emoji.
Yeah, I've never sent.
Is Manny Fresh sending women
the eggplant emoji?
But checking
to see if they're vaccinated first.
He might be.
He might be. He might be.
Talk that shit, man.
Is Juvenile sending
the eggplant emoji?
And if he is,
I want to see the responses.
Oh, man.
Because niggas never play that game.
Like, show us what she said back.
Red.
Let's see what Mia had for him.
Yeah, come on man
Mia XRX
Oh y'all wanna keep it going
Hell yes
Alright
I love Manny Fresh
That's my brother
I love Juvenile too but
Man And the coolest thing is to back that thing up. Herd immunity when you back that thing up.
If you want to get sticky and hot, go, go, go, go, get the shot.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's go, Mia X. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Mia X.
Mia X.
Why not?
Wait, what did she just say?
If you want to go get sticky and hot, go get the shot.
Come on, fam.
I don't see a problem with that.
I know you don't.
They're definitely going to kill us all.
When they press the button, us vaccinated dudes is going to drop dead.
Hey, America, US, Cap, whoever I'm supposed to be talking to,
I got the vaccine because I thought I needed supposed to be talking to I got the Vax
Because I thought I
Needed it to live
My bad
If at any point
I knew that
Living
Would somehow correlate
To the back
Vax that ass up
Back that ass up
Remix
I may have had second thoughts
I may not have ran out
To the Walmart
to sit behind
the elderly couple
to get this shot
smash with Scott
cause now the fucked up part is
I can't take the shot out of me
like once I saw this video
you wanted to take it out
you didn't want to be
you didn't want to be
I'm home poking holes in my arm
trying to get the blood out
trying to bleed
trying to cut the right vein
man get this shit out of me man
yo
as if my Johnson and Johnson shit wasn't enough
now you put Manny Fresh on a
public health scare
why do I give a fuck what Manny Fresh
and Juvenile have to say
about the vaccine
who's in that corporate executive
meeting that says this will get them who would you who would you rather not them drake cns what
tells me that this shit is gonna kill us because if y'all gonna spend the money nigga go redo
best i ever had this is the best i ever vaxed. Go do something. Pay the big ticket.
Big ticket don't need the money.
You could have got a free Dodgers date out of that.
You know what I mean?
I'm cool. Big ticket say no thank you.
There's no bag you can give me to do that.
Big ticket probably didn't get the vaxx
either. What if Drake would have just pulled a gun at him
and started shooting at the helicopter?
You want me to rename his album title.
See, that's hard.
That's gangster, though.
Oh, man.
Here they got a new demo.
Is this making any of you run out and get the Vax?
Got it already.
It's not on me.
It's not on me.
It's in me, officer.
It would deter me.
Is it making you feel good about having it inside of you?
I mean,
yeah.
Yeah,
I can relate.
I'm already vaxxed up.
Yo,
is this serious
or is this jokey jokey?
Like,
let me know.
It's always jokey jokey.
Nothing is serious here
and I wish you stopped
trying to make things serious.
Okay.
I don't have that shit
so I can't reply.
But did this make you want to go get it?
No.
It would make me-
If you was on the fence.
If you was on the fence about it and you saw this video, would you build a fence?
I would fall like Humpty Dumpty on purpose.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
Is that Humpty Dumpty reference?
She hashtagged smash with Scott.
Who the fuck is Scott?
You ain't keep going.
Yeah, it is when Atlanta got older.
You ain't keep going.
Keep going. No. It's did later. Got older. You ain't keep going. Keep going.
No.
It's over now.
Smash with Scott.
No, we're turning this off.
Who the fuck is Scott?
That's what I just said.
Who is Scott?
Smash with Scott.
Now go get the shot.
Go, go.
Get the shot.
Oh, now you got to keep playing.
Keep playing.
We got to hear this.
I hate to hear it.
Fine. Fine. Yeah, let's go. I hate it here. Fine.
Fine.
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, my God.
We have to find out who Scott is.
No, no, no.
Some nigga that rhymed with shot.
Look what y'all been making me do.
I was having such a good day.
She's a lot better. She said, if you want to smash some dude named Scott.
Corey, you better get the shot.
This man cute Scott.
Oh, man.
Who's a cute Scott and are they on black
wasn't Charles in charge
Charles in charge
his name is Scott
Scott Bale
I never heard chicks
really trying to fuck
him
he's cute to you
you only funny
when it comes to me
you don't find humor in anything else
no scott bale wasn't attractive to me uh okay it was scott bale straight i don't know i don't know
if he's on the market charles in charge what was up with white sitcoms back then like just putting
putting a white dude in the house with like mad women and kids and not letting them beat nothing. Jack Tripper.
Tony Danza.
Uncle Jesse.
Scott Baio.
What's his name?
Scott what?
Scott Baio.
Scott Baio.
Uncle Jesse.
Tony Danza.
Tony Danza, who's the boss?
He was trying for years.
And I couldn't get it.
Because Angela was cool, but I always felt like if Tony would have left the house for a little bit.
Tony was in the house for 17 years.
I don't know if the kid from Married with Children never got no ass either.
No, he never got no ass.
Who?
Bud.
Bud.
The other Bud.
The other Bud.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's another thing that confused me in my childhood before I really knew about sex.
Like, why wasn't Al fucking Peg?
Every time she went upstairs
and he stayed on the couch,
I was tight.
Like, hey, yo, dawg.
You lucky I can't get through to Steve.
Peg is nice.
Peg is nice, dawg.
Yeah, but then you get a little older
and get in a relationship.
You understand.
Not only was Peg nice,
but Marcy and Steve were swingers.
Maybe so.
Where'd you get that from?
Fam, think about it.
Think about it.
Just think about it.
And if not Marcy and Steve, definitely Marcy and Jefferson.
It's crazy that Peg became that.
One of them were swingers.
It's crazy that Peg became Gemma.
Who the fuck is Jefferson?
Jefferson?
It should go back to Cleveland.
The second husband on Married With Children? back to Cleveland. The second husband
or married with children?
Just stop it.
The neighbors or whatever?
The neighbors?
Don't ask no.
I know nothing about that.
Just text all questions.
Who the fuck?
You know Jefferson?
No.
Oh, shit.
All right.
But no,
the older I get,
the more I understand Al.
Yeah, it adds up.
Yeah, I get it.
So,
go explain it to us. Why not older I get, the more I understand Al. Yeah, it adds up. Yeah, I get it. No, explain it to us.
Why not?
I get it.
Sometimes you just want your peace and quiet.
Watch the football game.
Exactly.
The whole marriage.
Sometimes you just want your peace and quiet.
The older I get, I understand Al.
No, but he went as far as to start.
24 hours a day.
What was the name of his guy's club?
No ma'am.
No ma'am.
Actually have a shirt.
Fem. Yes, I do. You would have ma'am. Actually have a shirt. Fam.
Yes, I do.
You would have that shirt.
You would have that shirt.
I sure do.
No ma'am.
Don't put me in no ma'am if your wife is bad.
Like them other niggas might have had a reason to be there.
I only need to be in his garage.
All right.
Come on.
Let's move on.
I'm never talking about Space Jam.
So get this out of here.
Screamy, I know you're 14 years old.
The soundtrack did drop, and there was a lot of bangers that we heard of so far.
I ain't listened to it yet.
Whoopee!
The movie's what, next week?
Woo!
Hey, $100 billion they spent into Space Jam promotion.
We're the ones they need to explain what's going on.
They ain't going to fool me.
I don't give a fuck about this.
I saw the real one.
See, I sound grumpy now, and I'm trying to work again. Because this new one looks all right. You sound grumpy. I'm not going to the Ain't gonna fool me. I don't give a fuck about this. I saw the real one. See, I sound grumpy now
and I'm trying to work again.
Because this new one looks hard.
You sound grumpy.
I'm not going to the movies
to watch Space Jam.
It's on HBO Max.
I'm not going either.
I'm not going on HBO Max
to watch Space Jam.
I actually would be wanting
to go to the theater to watch
so I'm not gonna lie.
No.
You and I are 12 years old.
I'm not going to the theater
to watch it.
What are you guys?
But again, for the young kids.
I haven't been to a theater
in fucking two years.
The young kids don't identify with no mic.
They in there.
LeBron's their guy.
Absolutely.
That makes sense.
We just old.
That's what I just said.
Old and grumpy.
We want our classics to stay our classics.
Don't touch them.
That's all it is.
They got a nice little soundtrack.
Listen, man.
Kudos to these gentlemen.
Kudos to LeBron.
Damn, got a record on there.
I'm definitely checking this soundtrack out.
Crazy.
Damn.
Dame Dala.
All right.
Shout out to Dame Dala.
Shout out to everybody out there running to their phones for the Space Jam soundtrack.
Stay away from me this weekend. Please all right what else happened we have a rest in peace to get to suzanne
douglas suzanne douglas passed this weekend the industry has lost a truly talented artist with
the passing of suzanne douglas this is from her publicist she touched everyone who knew her and
was lovely in every sense of the word.
The family appreciates your support
and asks for their privacy
during this difficult
time. No cause of death
was shared. Douglas,
Chicago native, had
an enviable
list of credits.
There we go. Enviable list of credits
that includes films like Whitney, How Stella Got a Groove Back, School of Rock, and The Inkwell.
That's horrible news.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, rest in peace.
Rest in peace to Suzanne Douglas.
Did anyone else pass?
President of Haiti?
It was murdered.
Murdered.
Assassinated.
Assassinated the president of Haiti along He was murdered. Murdered. Assassinated. Murdered. Assassinated. The president of Haiti.
Along with his wife.
Damn.
And this is out of my wheelhouse.
Mine too.
I know nothing about what's happening over there, why this could have happened, what
the climate is.
I don't know.
But this sounds straight out of 24.
Yeah.
In his home.
He was home.
You know, I know. his wife wasn't dead at first but she passed away after uh and you see this here like a half a day later it allegedly involved
americans and retired members of colombian military sometimes you get a story and just by
what happened you know it's above me. This is way above me.
Yeah, this is a lot
going on. Prayers to the people of Haiti
and the families of
those slain.
Yeah, 100%.
Because how does that even happen?
It sounds like inside
your job.
Governments, I don't know.
Out of my wheelhouse.
Yeah, mine too. million customers. Some governments. I don't know. Out of my wheelhouse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mine.
Mine too.
All right.
There you go.
Yeah, man.
Something light.
Something light.
Mm-hmm.
All right. What else do we have?
I have to try to figure out why Meek and Travis Scott are arguing or fighting at such a beautiful Hampton party.
Shout out to Vince Staples.
He dropped that one, too.
We didn't mention that.
Friend of the show.
Friend of the show.
You mentioned it last week when he dropped it.
He dropped it this month.
Last week.
Oh, last week we said it was coming.
Got it, got it, got it.
Vince, what up?
Girl, you're' sweet, dog-boy
You got a little bigger
Wish that I could love you back
In a special way
You light my mind
You blow my mind I feel alive
With this feeling
You blow my mind
I feel alive
I feel alive
I feel alive
So I'll stay here
So I'll stay here I feel alive to listen to. Yes, sir. Feel good vibes.
Shout out to anybody having a cookout this weekend.
All right.
Okay, so was this
a 4th of July party
these guys were at
in the Hamptons?
Oh, I heard a lot of people talking about that.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, it was a 4th of July.
4th of July.
4th of July.
I think slash like house woman party.
Wasn't it with like the Sixers?
Michael Rubin, the owner of the Sixers.
Yeah, okay.
Something like that.
Wealth.
In the Hamptons.
A lot of wealth.
Yeah, a lot of money.
Yeah.
Put it that way.
We wouldn't be invited.
At all.
No, we wouldn't be invited there.
No way.
Meek Mill, Travis Scott got got into it I'm not reading this
from page six as if their culture
I will tell them why this happened not them tell me
why do we think
this was happening
why do we think that Meek Mill would be arguing
or attempting to argue or attempting
to beat up Travis Scott
at Michael Rubin's party that's his man
that's his Philly man. They hang out a lot.
It's in the Hamptons.
All white party.
Mad celebrities there.
This is not the place that you typically want to start that type of fight.
So if he's trying to start that type of fight,
I want to know what happened.
What did Travis Scott do who we've never heard say a word?
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Maybe it wasn't necessarily Travis Scottvis scott i mean me trying
to start that type of fight well he was looking for travis scott well yeah that could be in
retaliation like i don't i don't know if if meek is in in this type of environment with these people
yes my mans whatever they look issue is you brought it here. I might look for you there or you disrespected me here.
When I'm around all my people,
I might turn up a little.
Do you believe that Travis Scott is purposely trying to disrespect meek at
this type of function?
No,
I don't know him,
but that doesn't seem,
that doesn't seem on brand.
I don't know either of them.
Um,
I do know sometimes when there's a little bit of liquor involved, That doesn't seem on brand. I don't know either of them.
I do know sometimes when there's a little bit of liquor involved,
things may get taken as disrespect.
That might not even have been that much of a deal.
I don't know.
But with this one, obviously he wanted to have some words with him.
You got any theories there, Joe?
No.
No, not at all.
I don't know much about their relationship or lack thereof i didn't even know they had um i know they know each other only because i saw them
playing in some celebrity game together outside of that anytime i see dudes beefing like this i
believe it's only two things it's only ever women are money female i always think it's straight
women yeah i don't even think it's over money.
Yeah, so I mean, do I know them to have any women in common?
No.
And if I did, I'd still say no.
Just not to be messy, but.
Right.
That's the only thing.
I mean, how heated was it?
That looked like security in the back standing up, the tall guy with the flashlight.
The one on the bottom, too? Yeah, it looked like security boots.
It didn't stop nothing.
Whatever.
I'm ignoring it. I don't care everyone was safe it's
not the 4th of July anymore and
when these things happen and
nobody tells us anything a few
days after it's over until the
next time and I'm minding my
broke-ass business because that
has nothing to do with me oh
here's something else that has
nothing to do with me a little
baby a little baby and James Harden
get pressed in Paris.
Niggas in Paris.
Niggas in Paris.
They got pressed.
Lil Baby was allegedly
taken in with 20 grams of weed.
Oh, was that before
or after that weird
awkward video thing?
After.
After that.
Oh, okay.
That was the most awkward
30 seconds I've seen
on the internet,
I think, in my entire life.
When they walked out
in front of the cameras.
That was the 30 seconds
to alert everybody
in Paris
that they were there
that these niggas is here
yep
and do what you want
with them
ah okay
that makes sense
it looks awkward though
this happened first
they come out
and they're right after that
they look confused
super awkward
there's a bunch of people
screaming
we love you
we love you
James is wearing
some type of
I don't know what that is
it's the monsters James holds shit of swag of, I don't know what that is. It's the Monsters.
James holds shit of swag.
I like all that shit. What's that shit?
What do I know? Monsters. It's some Marvel
comic shit. Oh, okay.
From what I heard.
What's the name of that shit? The Monsters Inc?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Still most awkward.
They had no idea what was going on.
Well, he seems to be alright now. Or at least somebody from his Instagram is saying he's all right.
Yeah, I saw a post where they said that he said, I'm good, and I'll be able to make some hosting he had coming up.
So that's good.
Good, good.
You got to be careful overseas, man.
They was going in James' pockets.
That shit was ignorant.
Ignorant?
When the cops was detaining him?
Like, they was just going in his pockets, like, tapping his pockets.
Like, yo, chill, fam.
You're being detained, ish.
I know.
Don't be checking my pockets in the middle of the street with the cameras out.
Eh, that happens.
I guess.
Yeah.
Where would you like them to do it?
Somewhere where it's not visible, like.
They're not going to put you in the back of no cop car.
So you want preferential treatment.
Motherfucking right.
Why?
From police out the country.
Motherfucking right.
Yeah, you're not going to get it.
No, nothing wrong with that, but how do you expect to get it?
I mean, they know who he is.
So that's more than...
That's why they're there arresting them.
Right.
No, I would just think...
I mean, that's just my personal opinion.
Carry on.
All right.
Well, glad everybody's alright
law enforcement
overseas don't play
yeah
yeah
and more importantly
know the laws
of where you going
know
like yeah
I've been seeing
a lot of
oh but it's just weed
it's just weed
guess what
everywhere ain't legal
I'm sorry
yeah
and certain places
is real strict with that.
Ask Future in Esco
what happened when...
That's how 56 Nights was made.
Not Republican Nights.
It's not being Republican.
We don't know how 56 Nights was made.
Actually, we do.
Future told us
on Note of Meaning.
Take that.
Yeah, take that.
Take that lyrical breakdown, man.
But yeah,
just know what you're doing.
Know where you're going shit porn is illegal
in some of these
fucking foreign countries
they strict with shit
yeah
they strict with shit
tell me about
y'all wildest night
in the red light district
in Amsterdam
never been
never been
but I did not participate
it looks lit though
so just
well
red
true
it's lit all the time it's lit red so just well red true it's lit
all the time
it's lit red
so just for clarity
none of you in here
have fucked
in the red light district
in Amsterdam
I've never been to Amsterdam
oh that's a good time
cause you be busy
in the Maldives
Maldives
that's a little beneath you
I can't even say it
I don't even
where is that
that's a little beneath ish
I don't know
the Maldives
Amsterdam's a real good time I. I don't know. The Maldives.
Amsterdam's a real good time.
I walked through the red light district, but I was pussy. Is it as wild as I've heard?
Yes.
I mean, yes and no.
You said what?
I've never been inside.
Outside, it's not that wild.
Outside, it's just there's women in the windows with the red lights on.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
It's wild.
I'm sure once you go in, it's a little different.
Share your story.
I mean,
I don't have a story,
but I mean,
I've been there a few times
and I've gone in to peek around
and I've made friends
with some of them.
Associates?
Yeah.
You just peeked?
I'm no good
when I'm just there for sex,
whether that's on my end
or her end.
Well,
you already described
you need to be winding down.
Yeah,
and that's even
in the red light district.
They winding down even though they're in the red light district. I need to be, down yeah and that's even in the red light district they wind down yeah yeah no i'm saying i'm not trying to light off and make some
steak bitch what are you talking about well how was your day how long do you have to stand in this
window you want to get that how long do you have to be here like a mannequin wow how many clients
have you had you've been fucking all day? That's a good question.
What number am I?
I had those talks.
No, no.
I was getting to know her at that point.
So you ain't even like
I might not want to fuck you.
Yeah, no, no.
I let one of them
give me a head
and I stopped her.
You don't have to do this.
Tell me about your day.
Because it was like
three, four in the morning.
It was like
that must have been
the night shift head.
It wasn't that fire. That wasn't the niggas wasn't flying here. It was either the first or the last in the morning. It was like, that must have been the night shift head. It wasn't that fire.
That wasn't the...
Niggas wasn't flying here.
It was either the first
or the last of the day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That wasn't primetime.
Mouthful.
Yeah, the saliva left.
Muscles were sore.
We're not warmed up yet.
I don't know.
Yo, our muscles were sore.
Yeah, her jaw was tired.
Oh, man.
She needed one of those shits.
You know what I mean?
Get the Theragun in there.
Or your face.
I don't know what they be doing over there.
I have that Theragun that you've been pulling out
these last few pods, but you use it on yourself.
I've never done that.
Well, sometimes Rems use it on me, Paul, as if required.
But yeah, you can help yourself out with it.
And any time I pulled it out for sexy time
to use on somebody else, they just start saying,
ouch, ouch.
Hell yeah.
That shit is ouch.
Nah, man, don't do that for that. Setting number one is powerful. on somebody else they just start saying ouch hell yeah that shit is ouch it's a little
setting number one
is powerful
yeah
that shit ain't no joke
you about to break the pussy
I'm dealing with
I'm dealing with weak chicks
I don't think y'all want a chick
that can handle that
yeah word
I do
wow
god bless you
you want a chick
that can handle things
yeah yeah
there's nothing wrong with that
nigga
this shit is aggressive
I have that
and you want a chick that can handle that on her box?
LeBron James can use that shit on his fucking thighs.
It's a massager, yo.
No, that's a turbocharged massager.
But it's settings.
Even one.
Yeah, but one starts off hard.
On her box?
Did you guys see the settings on some of the boxes?
No.
He didn't say that ice he's trying to
massage the girl getting his little sexy oil bag he's not putting the power driver on her box
y'all ain't never used the hattachi magic wand on the nevermind go ahead go this nigga trying to
jackhammer the girl box go ahead and i get cursed out every week, and the audience says, let them talk. For them to say that you're putting a massage gun on someone's clitoris.
Ain't no more clitoris after that shit.
Yeah.
That's what I was over there talking about.
You need a gun for that?
Use your hands.
Oh, no, it's even harder.
It's a massager.
A woman's lower back, that's still probably pretty aggressive.
No, but I don't know.
I disagree.
Girls use that
have you guys ever looked at the
motor settings on some of the new vagina toys
I have
it's intimidating
it's very intimidating
yo you seen the rose
that shit's intimidating
you said what
the rose
the rose
yeah
explain
little flower shit that flicks like
I don't know if I am tell us more tell us flicks like... I don't know if I am...
Tell us more about the Rose.
I don't know if I can claim Finger Bang King anymore.
No, you can't.
This shit right here.
I am fucking Nolan Boyd.
This shit spins.
It do a lot of shit.
You can't fuck with that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You claimed yourself the Finger Bang King?
I was Finger Pop Champion for about six years straight.
So this is the Rose.
This is a... What is this?
A vaginal toy?
A clitoral suction vibrator.
Whoa, it sucks too?
It sucks and flicks.
Oh, this is putting my dick out of business.
My dick, my mouth, all that shit.
I'm worthless.
I am trash. I am retired.
I have to buy one of these.
Where do they sell this? Amazon? Please tell retired. I have to buy one of these. Where do they sell this?
Amazon?
Please tell me why you got to buy one.
What?
Huh?
Oh, to use on shorty.
Yes.
How?
Go ahead, fam.
All right, fam.
You know where the clearance is.
Don't go back to Atlanta again.
Stay out of Atlanta. No, for real.
And if you keep talking like this,
I'm going to ask what you was doing in Atlanta.
You're going to get the rose?
What was I doing in Atlanta?
You can ask, nigga.
Shut up, man.
Go ahead.
I'm just saying that there's some really scary toys.
No, that shit right there is no joke.
Are y'all men that will purchase the toys for women?
Absolutely.
And just hold on to them to use on women?
No, I've never done it.
I'm not opposed to it.
I've never done it, though.
I encourage it.
And no one's ever asked you to do it?
To buy them a toy? No.
No, to buy a toy and just use it on them.
No.
Yes. I don't know if I'm buying that one though.
Buy it. You jealous of it?
Hell yeah. I don't know.
You jealous of it? You think you'll be in competition
with the world? Oh no.
You can do shit that they can't do.
No, that's the problem.
You're no Rose. So you subscribe to it. You do it. Buy it. That's the problem. You're no Rose.
So you subscribe to it. You do it.
Buy it.
Yes, buy it.
You bought one of them?
Or you've used one?
That's why you championed it?
It's not championing.
I'm just telling you, this shit is ill.
It gets it done quickly?
I would buy all of these toys and use them on women, but they already think I'm a ho.
So what are they going to think if I pull out the bag of sex toys for them? You got like a nice box that you open up with all types of shit in it. You didn't use them on women, but they already think I'm a ho. So what are they going to think if I pull out the bag of sex toys for them?
You got like a nice box that you open up with all types of shit.
You use them on all your other...
And you know women ain't going to believe that it's never been used.
They ain't going to think you're putting some
sterile shit inside them.
What bitches you was using at that time?
No, no, no.
She ain't thinking about that shit.
No, they think about it.
Keep it in their box.
Come on, what else do we have to get to? in the box sealed. No, they think about it. Okay. Keep it in their box. All right. All right.
Come on.
What else do we have to get to?
Wale made an announcement,
said he's stepping away from social media.
Some people say
that should have happened
a decade ago.
This says,
I am out of commission.
I've been extremely sick
since Saturday.
I've missed many calls and texts.
Thank you to everyone
who called with genuine concern.
Damn, I should call.
Whenever people are going
through things like this, I don't call because i feel like their phone is blown up
i reached out is he all right he is he alive yes yes he's alive is he hopeful that he will stay
alive all right good awesome uh i ain't sure how long i'll be down but this ain't slight
see when you say that it scares me soon as i can come back strong i'll i'll be back strong
as for now management will run my socials much love see y'all soon wale this is alarming this
is more alarming than he's letting us off to be and because this is my man i'm not speaking about
any further than that people might think i have information that i don't have the only thing i'm
going off is this is a guy who just put out his first single featuring Chris Brown and it's shooting up the urban charts.
Now is not the time that someone would want to sit down.
If you're sick, sick.
Yeah.
Sometimes you get made to sit down.
And you know him better than me.
But he seemed like the macho cat.
I won't call him macho.
But for him to put this out,
it could potentially be serious.
He don't seem to me
like the cat
that is just out here
trying to get live up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, I'm sick.
This ain't that.
Like, he seems like
the traditional
and like the man man.
Like, I ain't going
to the doctor.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Unless my leg hanging off,
then I'll go to the doctor type of shit.
So for him to put this up,
it seems like something could potentially be.
Wale, we love you.
We hope that you are well.
We hope that you are all right.
Looking forward to whatever you got coming out.
Well, all you niggas in LA been at these cramped up ass house parties
with no mask on spreading germs and fucking.
I mean...
What?
I don't know.
They out there like...
It's valid.
Like it's sweet.
Like shit ain't a game.
They just reinforced
the mask law out there.
Back to that.
Wait, they went back?
You back to that?
Wow, I didn't know that.
Atlanta too?
You niggas ain't gonna to keep that. Atlanta never.
I know.
Now it is.
You cannot continue to behave that way and think that you're not going to see the repercussions of it.
That was a funny one-liner, Parks.
But the truth of the matter here is these niggas have been, not these niggas like Wale.
Don't know what's going on with Wale.
I'm all for the Wale thing.
Don't confuse the two.
These niggas have been out there partying, sick and then just going to get low that's what they
doing y'all get sick and when y'all start feeling like death is coming you go sit your little hot
ass down for two to three weeks and then you come back like anything been cool i don't really think
that's the most responsible thing to do,
but I also don't think I'm the best spokesperson for responsibility.
True.
So I'm shutting up.
I'll tell you this, though.
As somebody that had COVID, as somebody that went out and got that damn vaccination shot that I don't know
what a remote control for it is for.
Bill Gates has it.
Yeah, or Bill.
Well, or Bill.
Somebody has it.
Or Manny Fresh. I don't know. Yeah. Or Bill Cosby. Somebody has it. Or Manny Fresh.
I don't know.
If they gave it to Manny Fresh.
Listen, as somebody that's had COVID, my dad had COVID,
we've gone through this COVID stuff, my kid,
my oldest son has had COVID.
Now, when I feel just
shortness of breath, or I
think shortness of breath is coming, I get a little worried.
I don't care that I have
this vaccination.
Yeah, and with this humidity,
I should just,
I'm feeling that way a lot.
Am I sick?
Oh, no, I just,
Yeah, we got a tropical storm
out here.
Fucking 100% humidity
for a week straight.
It was 100 degrees
the day before.
Now you putting the AC
on blast in your house
and now it's storming
when you go out.
You wake up,
you get some heat,
it's humid.
You're sweating.
And when those symptoms come
if you have had COVID
it can be a really scary thing
so I just want to encourage everybody
to continue to be responsible
first of all
ain't even no party
that popping out here
right
maybe in LA
cause y'all going to cram up
in them little tight ass
house parties every night
with the same niggas
we need different niggas
at them house parties
it's the same niggas every night
I feel like I'm partying
with y'all
oh shit what's up
I'm saying what's up
from across the room
I'm home
oh shit
you on the ground
with the same one
I'm home
I mean
oh okay look at the weekend
yo you here
Mike
when do these niggas
go home
I don't know
feel like I'm at the party
with y'all anyway where was I going I had somewhere I feel like I'm at the party with y'all.
Anyway, where was I going?
I had somewhere I was going.
First love to Wally.
1,000%.
We love you.
We hope you're all right.
And you better get back to business, man.
You got work to do.
Yeah, he got full iron.
Full iron too.
You have any idea if the album's done?
No, the album ain't done.
Okay.
I keep talking like as if I've spoken to these people. I was about to say, how you know? He been- Because I can tell when somebody's album's done. You can tell when the album's finished. No, the album ain't done. I keep talking like as if I've spoken to you.
I was about to say,
how you know?
He been...
Because I can tell
when somebody's album's done.
You can tell when
the album's finished.
I don't think his album's done.
I haven't heard anything.
I don't want to hear anything,
but I don't think
the album's done.
It ain't done.
All right,
so what else do we have
that we need to get to?
Wendy?
Yeah. What happened with wendy um wendy when a tiktok star uh passed away and she went about delivering that
on her show in a really distasteful manner oh yeah really distasteful i'll play it for you just
so you're aware it's it's yeah you play it it was it was bad it was beyond distasteful. I'll play it for you just so you're aware. Yeah, you play it. It was bad. It was beyond
distasteful. This was just disgusting.
How did the young person
pass?
I'm not even sure
how. The person's name was
Swavy,
if I'm not mistaken.
19 years old.
I guess it's like Hot Topic,
something she do on the show where she talks about things that are going on.
That was my next question,
is why was that even...
She does Hot Topics.
So she does Hot Topics,
and Joe's gonna play it,
but she intro, introduced up
to what she was saying about him.
You didn't even know
she was about to say somebody died.
It was that bad.
He is.
Okay.
Do you know who Sway V is?
Clap. Clap if you know who Sway V is.
Audience sounds really confused.
Okay.
He's a TikTok star.
He's got more followers than me.
2.5 million.
Oh.
If I pass, don't start talking about my Instagram followers.
And my Twitter followers. Don't start talking about my Instagram followers. And my Twitter followers.
Don't talk about any of my followers.
He's 19, and he was murdered Monday morning.
Do you know who Sway V?
That was her reporter.
That's how you're explaining to your audience that a 19-year-old was murdered.
Yeah, it feels insensitive, for sure.
That's sick.
That's just
disgusting that's that's disgusting bro that's just without thought for the family uh-huh the
friends the fans anybody anybody you could have intro'd that much better that was without the
thought of anybody you're right she said anything after that i don't know that was just it what you
gotta say after that no i'm asking if she did I didn't see it
I don't even want to see it
for me it doesn't really change anything
and it doesn't matter
I did see I think Wendy's show comes on Fox
if I'm not mistaken
and there were rumors
this is Joe going on a
Joe rant with no proof to back
any of it up so don't pay any of it
anyway
there were rumblings a year ago Joe Rant with no proof to back any of it up. So don't pay any of it. Those would be the best ones.
There were rumblings a year ago,
or maybe a little less than a year or more than a year.
And yes, she's a fox. Fox was looking to replace Wendy Williams.
There were rumors going about her health,
her marriage, her divorce,
and just the stress that comes along with doing this show every day
for as many years as she has, right?
And this is when they were bringing in different people to host every week.
And one of the people that wanted to host was Nick Cannon.
And when Nick Cannon started hosting, my mom called me and said,
hey, did you see Nick hosting Wendy Williams she loves the Wendy Williams show did you see Nick
hosting he killed that looked great bodied it everything was amazing and Wendy's audience loved
him so I was looking to see if there would be momentum from that and then Nick stopped
but that didn't tell me much because Wendy came back and Nick is Nick.
Like, true.
He's not the person that just stops something like everyone at Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC, any network is well aware of Nick's successes and his history. So when he stopped.
It was like
okay I want to watch
his next move
and that was when
they said
oh Nick got his show
canceled from NBC
or Netflix
or whatever that was
it was somewhere else
and then Nick said
I got something coming
this is when they were
pushing that
Dr. Sebi
this is all recent
okay
and now on Fox
there's a commercial
that says the Nick Cannon
show is starting this fall
round of applause
for Nick Cannon
I saw him
he did an interview
with the City Girls
I believe
where he said all
the babies were intentional
and everything was all good
essentially
I saw a clip
the paraphrase
no I saw some clips of it
Nick Cannon has a show
dropping on fall
it's a daytime
television talk show
okay
and I'm just bringing it up
because it'll be interesting to watch
to see just how long.
I don't know the time slot.
Find out what time that show is supposed to air.
They run a commercial,
so it has to be one.
I don't know the time slot,
but this looks like,
and Wendy is a friend of the show,
or a friend of mine,
even though this is distasteful,
or an industry friend of mine,
or whatever you want to call it.
Okay. This smells like execs testing something out this smells like if nick cannon's daytime talk show does really really well that we might see some movement with either wendy
or and wendy's show now also to keep in mind, The Masked Singer is on Fox as well, right?
Smash, smash.
Big smash.
Big, big, big, big, big smash.
So much of a smash.
I think that show is franchised now.
Have y'all watched that show?
Yeah.
That shit is hard, right?
It's a good show.
It's intriguing.
Especially for an older crowd.
Like, my mother loves that show.
Phil, it ain't even just an older crowd. No, I'm just saying. That's just a older crowd. Like, my mother loves that show. Damn. It ain't even just an older crowd.
No, I'm just saying.
That's just a dope-ass concept.
My mother loves that show.
But wait, they're doing, and what I mean by when I say I think the show is franchised
now, I also saw a commercial for something that was called, like, The Masked Dancer or
something like that.
Okay, so they're branching off.
Come on.
Of course they are.
That's a lot of power at Fox.
Yeah, the official show, by the way, it doesn't have a, it just says daytime. That's a lot of power at Fox. The official show, by the way,
it just says daytime.
No time.
That's odd.
Because it ain't but so much time in the day.
We got a daytime show already.
To be called a quote-unquote
daytime talk show.
Well, daytime talk show
is a certain time.
It has to be before noon, before one.
I'm going to watch this, man.
This is where
if I'm Wendy,
the writing has at least started
to be on the wall.
Oh no, the writing is on the wall.
See, because that's the thing about
these networks and the companies that you work for, right?
They see when the internet
starts wild.
That raises stress levels for them.
Sure.
Or you might be just at the end of your run.
Like, you just might be at the end of your run.
You had a great run.
You're not resonating with the public
the way that you used to.
Also, also,
what time does Wendy's show come on?
And I'm going to get off of this
because this is not a woman's show.
But I don't know if any of what I'm saying has anything to do with the fact
that Ellen is leaving too.
Hmm.
I think that she's later and still considered daytime,
by the way.
Ellen's like three o'clock or two o'clock or something like that.
Maybe like two.
Wendy's 10 a.m.
Wendy's the morning.
Yeah.
But what I'm saying is it might just be a good time to move your staples.
Oh,
okay.
I see what you're saying.
Like Ellen has been there
forever. Wendy's been there forever. I think
there's a few more of them forever people
that are moving around and
they making room.
So I'm going to keep my eye on this just because I
keep my eye on all of this business stuff.
And that's that.
No, Wendy was in the public
last week too for something else.
She shot at, I don't know if it was a shot
Every week she shoots
Yeah but she shot at
The black lady from
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Who shot back
Shot back so eloquently
Tabitha
Yeah
Tabitha yeah
I sent it to y'all
Congratulations to Tabitha
Her McCormick
All seasoning spice
Is sold out
Sold out in something like
49 minutes
like so let me hit the round of applause
for black excellence Tabitha Brown
she commented on her marriage
and was like oh yeah yeah yeah that marriage
is a wrap once you start paying for everything
it's a wrap everybody on the internet
knows about this already this is
two weeks old
moving on
nah I'm just saying she just in hot water a little bit for that, too.
Well, she's lived there for a while.
Yeah, she lives in the hot water.
It's a little different.
But it's different.
You can tell when it's different.
You don't want to be in hot water right now.
No, because again, when she used to do it before,
used to get accolades and praise, unfortunately, right?
But now it's like, somebody hit you back with them i'm gonna
pray for you listen there's a lot there's a lot of changes coming post post covid i'd love to know
if wendy's ratings are the same can't be well how much have they declined if they have i don't know
i didn't look it up maybe they grew culture's different yo yeah but y'all are right about the
time and the sensitivity and so forth and so on.
I wonder if that would matter if her ratings were the same.
Because she's doing what they've always asked her to do.
Now, maybe a bit more over the top as of late for whatever personal reasons. You know how it is with any employee, even if she's an independent contractor.
They're not looking for the same.
They're looking for growth.
You don't hire people looking for them to do a the same. They're looking for growth. Yeah, but they're looking for...
You don't hire people
looking for them to do a good job.
You're looking for them to exceed.
No, I just think they're looking for bread.
If you're hitting certain numbers
and you're at the top,
you don't have to grow.
That's true.
But when you're declining in the numbers,
like I said,
we don't know if she is
and if so, to what extent.
But if you are declining in the numbers
and you're bringing us negative
press yeah the climate is different
Fox don't give a fuck about negative press their whole shit is based
on negative press but if you're
declining but when you're winning the negative
press is welcomed or even just hit a plateau
and you're not growing and
we've already tested something out
that was a hit
in your absence
or he shined in your absence. Right. Or he shined
in your absence.
So now we're going to
give him his own platform.
They knew Nick was going to shine.
Nick's going to shine.
You know what Nick is going to...
He's a monster.
Nick is going to Nick.
When he got off of that
trout run on the Wendy's show,
I'm almost sure
somebody said,
okay,
what do you want?
Do you want this show?
Do you want your own show?
Do you want a new slate of shows?
Do you want to put
Wild N Out on Fox?
Whatever you want to do, we can do it.
The ball's in your court.
Let's talk.
Yeah.
We'll revisit this in the fall.
Oh, yeah.
We'll definitely be talking about this.
When Nick's show comes up and we have a time.
Did you find out about her ratings or no?
Of course not.
It's fine.
It's fine.
We're moving on.
We're moving on.
It's fine.
Don't beat me to death with ratings.
It's fine. But speaking of on. We're moving on. It's fine. Don't beat me to death with ratings. It's fine.
But speaking of ratings, the NBA Finals.
The NBA Finals, Game 2, Bucks versus Suns.
The Suns won.
Go Suns.
Go Chris Paul.
The ratings is the issue.
Let's talk about the ratings.
Small market finals, right?
I saw a lot of people saying that nobody was going to watch this.
I saw a lot of people saying people are going to watch this.
I think you said you weren't going to watch it.
I'm not watching this shit.
Are you kidding me?
Chris Middleton is not keeping me up until 1230.
They just don't have any excitement on the team at all.
Like, you're not going to see somebody just flying in,
doing some donkey shit, some 40-foot three-pointers.
You're not going to see any of that. There's no swag's no swag yeah i hate that word but that's what it is it's like
when the spurs was winning there was no swag yeah like i i think if trade you know excitement if ice
trade was there him versus chris paul i think the ratings would have been up you don't know what
you're gonna see with milwaukee the shit is so dry yeah and you know what we used to say that
about the spurs i want to start clearing that up used to say that about the Spurs. I want to start clearing that up.
Yes, we said that about the Spurs when they started winning the chips in the early 2000s and that entire decade.
The Spurs last decade, 2011 and up, were super exciting.
Yeah, Ginobili and all of them.
It was different.
When we say the Spurs, we mean just that brand of basketball.
That brand of basketball.
But it's important to highlight because we said that about that brand of basketball,
and even they adapted.
Even they made changes and brought people in, and that became exciting and fun,
and they beat the Heedles, and that was the best basketball I've ever seen played,
what they did there, right?
This shit.
I want Chris Paul to win.
But you can't.
I'm rooting for him.
You can't say they need to adapt necessarily because, I mean, shit.
If I'm the Bucs, this is my first time when we came out of the East.
We in the finals.
No, no, no.
Not just that.
You're addressing a different point.
The opponent is different.
The Spurs adapted to the change the NBA was making.
I'm not saying anyone has to do that.
These are two teams that are fully adapted.
They're not playing an old brand of basketball.
So they're here.
But boy, if I'm the NBA, I'm angry at this.
Oh, absolutely.
I knew something was shaky about the ratings
when the first thing that came back after game one
was all of the amazing stats across socials.
It was, hey, we did over 500 million
across all NBA
socials. Our
impressions are up
plus such and such percent
as compared
to last year or the year before
that. And I'm like, uh-uh.
They didn't address the TV ratings.
Do y'all think somebody is stupid?
Well, that's a team somewhere. Yes, they do.
That's a team somewhere just saying, give me anything good.
Anything positive.
Give me a win.
Anything positive.
Find me a win.
That I can frame.
That's right.
So we can put this out.
But listen, these games start at 9, 930.
Well, it doesn't start on the West Coast.
Because it's, and that's why it's 9, 930.
It started on the West Coast.
We're talking timeouts.
We're talking free throws.
That game one ended at 12-30.
I think that doesn't matter
if this is the Lakers.
Well, that's my other point.
The last five, six, seven, eight, nine finals,
we've gotten greatness.
We've gotten the Lakers, Celtics.
The Heat.
We've gotten LeBron, whatever.
Dallas, the Heat.
The Heat was for three years. Then we got the Warriors, greatest team ever. Then we got, likeics. The Heat. Got LeBron, whatever. Dallas, the Heatles. The Heatles for three years.
Then we got the Warriors, greatest team ever.
Then we got, like, we've been spoiled.
Yeah.
We've been spoiled.
We got Kyrie versus, it's been a lot.
And now you're giving me Chris Middleton and the Greek freak.
And Chris Paul and the young boys.
Injured Greek freak.
I think a healthy, fully healthy Greek freak.
Still don't want to see him.
Still not box office.
What he did yesterday was not exciting Greek freak. What he did yesterday, he was in his bag yesterday. Two days't want to see him. Still not about exciting basketball to watch. What he did yesterday was typical Greek freak.
Not box office, not exciting basketball to watch.
What he did yesterday, he was in his bag yesterday.
Two days ago.
Yeah.
Two days ago.
Yeah.
And still, nobody cares about that shit.
Yep.
There's no Steph Curry threes.
There's no LeBron's greatness.
There's none of that.
There's none of that.
Nobody wants to see Chris Middleton and Greek freak.
They don't.
They barely want to see Chris Paul in them.
I hope the Bucs
never make it again.
Bro, that was one of the
quietest 40-plus games
Yo, I wanted those
parish police to release
James Harden so bad
and let him go enjoy himself
because next year
we're going to be relying
on him to put a stop
to fear the deer.
Like, yeah, keep it a Buc.
Put New Jersey in that spot.
We would be planning around this.
Oh, we'd be watching this.
We would be planning around this.
Like, yo, we got to get this done
because such and such starts at eight.
You would be planning around.
Nobody give a fuck.
So we looked it up.
The ratings for the finals thus far
hover around the 8.7 million mark.
8.6.
The Phoenix Suns' victory over the Bucs in Game 1 of the Finals
averaged 8.6 million viewers Tuesday night,
an increase of 13% from the historic lows in last year's Finals.
Why are you telling me about last year in the bubble
when nobody was watching this?
Find me a win.
That's why, Joe.
They have to find a win somewhere.
Look, which took place amid intensified social activism
among many of the league's stars,
but down more than 35% compared
to 2019. I was just about to say. The last
finals prior to the pandemic. The real
gauge would be two years ago. It wouldn't be
last year. It would be two years ago. And who played in
that finals two years ago?
That was the Raptors. Come on.
Yeah, it was the Raptors.
No, that was the Raptors. The Raptors won.
The Raptors and Golden State.
Oh, come on.
We watched that.
Watch the hell out of that.
Hell yeah.
We stayed up for Golden State.
Yo, dog.
We watched that.
The game's over at 2.
Joker's watching, Steph.
I don't care what time that game over.
Be at work the next morning sleepy.
Listen, I'll watch this shit if the Bucs trade for Steph Curry.
Of course you will.
Yes.
Yeah, don't say.
You do.
Of course you do. I'll watch Steph Curry't say. You do. Of course you do.
I'll watch Steph Curry go to the park right now
and just shoot around by himself.
Give him a rack.
Against some kids.
No, no.
Nobody got to be out there.
No lie.
Put the Instagram live up.
I'll watch Steph Curry by myself
before I watch all these people,
Sands, Chris Paul, and Devin Booker.
Those are the only two people that are ever on.
Oh, and I like the Cameron Payne.
Cam Johnson, Cam Payne.
Payne.
Payne.
Payne is one person.
Cam is a different person.
You're combining two different people.
Yeah, you combine the two people.
Payne is nice.
But what's his first name?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
But Cam Johnson is the light-skinned kid with the afro.
Yeah.
And Payne is the little young skinny dude that played backup point guard.
I like both of them.
The left team.
Yeah, I like both of them.
That's the problem.
I like both of them.
They both talk. So when I'm watching the game, I'm like, oh, I like. It is Cameron Payne. Oh, yeah. You was right. Cameron Payne. the little young skinny dude that played backup point guard. I like both of them. The left team. That's the problem. I like both of them. So when I'm watching the game, I'm like, oh, I like.
Oh, yeah.
You was right.
Cameron Payne.
You was right.
I hate you, niggas.
No, but the other kid's name is Cam, too.
Cam Johnson.
Where's Cam Johnson?
Right there, 23.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of skin to do with the fro.
He young, too.
He nice.
Cameron Payne is the one that I would say I like.
Let me help you out.
I don't give a fuck about Cameron Johnson.
You just said I like both of them.
Because I thought y'all meant the Mows.
Oh, no.
Gotta love Macau.
Macau Bridges.
Yeah.
Gotta love him.
Yeah.
Gotta love him.
Was on the board for the Knicks pick.
Gotta love him.
Was on the board for the Knicks pick.
Hey, yo, dog.
You have to stop doing this, yo.
Why?
Because.
Why?
That's how the draft goes.
No, no, see.
But you can still be pissed off.
Hey, yo, dog.
He will give you the whole.
He knows it in his head, though.
He keeps it in his brain.
Damn, do I have to explain?
I'm a Sixers fan.
I was about to say,
the only...
Do I gotta go there?
No, you don't.
Thank you.
And I don't have to go there either
because Ish Bumass
is in denial still
about that Lonzo ball pick.
I like the Lonzo Ball pick, Joe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you like it today?
It's not a bad pick today.
Yeah, it's not a bad pick.
Come on, we're moving on.
We're moving on.
Every time somebody
disagree with you,
we gotta move on.
Is it smart to take Lonzo Ball
before Jason Tatum today?
What are you talking about?
If you could go back
knowing what you know,
we're not even entertaining this.
I know. I know. Y'all sound crazy,
but go ahead. What?
Of course Jason Tatum is a thousand times better
than Lonzo Ball. That's it. You have
healthy Kobe Bryant on your team.
What are you talking about?
When was Jason Tatum drafted?
2017. What the fuck are you talking
about? You have healthy Kobe Bryant.
Kobe was 38.
I know.
I know.
Like the Lakers right now are going to go pick up a small forward that's going to come in and start next year.
When you got LeBron James on your team.
All right.
Forget about Jason Tatum.
What about De'Aaron Fox?
Yeah, I was just about to say De'Aaron Fox is right there too.
Hey, pull up that draft now.
I got it right here.
Here it goes.
I want to look at it.
Since he's yelling at us.
He's yelling at us
now no put your sexy voice back on
Donovan Mitchell also available
for the Knicks I know
no but you can't do that
wait no can I start though
because who was the first pick
Markel Fultz that we traded up to get
Lonzo Ball
yo dawg everybody has
20-20 vision in hindsight
so we can say
If something
Turned out to be
A good move
Or not so good
Wait wait
Not 20-20 vision
In hindsight
We watched De'Aaron Fox
Kill Lonzo Ball
All college
So that's why
When it came up
Who was the best point guard
In college though
Yeah
Why you taking so long
Cause I have to look up here
No you don't No you don't Mr. Sport Guy You don I have to look up here. No, you don't.
No, you don't, Mr. Sport Guy.
You don't have to look up there.
Yeah, keep going.
And the second best was Lonzo Ball.
You don't know what they're going to translate to in the NBA,
but in college, both of them niggas was killing.
So that Marco Falk's pick was not bad.
In hindsight, it was bad.
I think if you're going off the marketing machine that was the balls
and the dad and the show. And saying he's going to the Lakers. And he's going to the Lakers. I think there was're going off the marketing machine that was the balls and the dad and the show.
And saying he's going to the Lakers.
And he's going to the Lakers.
I think there was some hype around that.
There was hype.
There was definitely hype.
But if you needed a point guard and were going only on basketball.
You don't take De'Aaron Fox.
Okay.
Let me tell you why you don't take him.
And again, I don't want the vagina to dry up as you say.
You don't take De'Aaron Fox because he's a scorer.
He scores.
He don't run the team.
He wasn't going to come to the Lakers and be the A1 offense option.
He wasn't going to come to LA and do that.
So you take the dude that distributes the ball,
you take the dudes that plays defense,
and you take fucking Lonzo Ball.
He's the best point guard in the draft.
Thank you.
I ain't got nothing.
Today, if I were you, I would say I'd rather take Jason Tatum.
That's what I said.
Of course you can't say now.
Jason Tatum's a top 10 NBA player, arguably.
Of course.
He's the fucking man.
Might take Malik Mungo.
Yo, dog, you can take Bam over Lonzo Ball today. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, man. Might take Malik Monk. Yo, dog, you
can take Bam over Alonzo Ball
today. Wait, wait, wait. I lied to y'all.
I lied to y'all. I do
stay up to watch the Suns game for
one reason. I don't watch
the first three quarters,
but at some point, I wake
back up to see them put
Frank Kaminsky in the game.
Your nickname. Look, he knows every nickname. Frank Kaminsky in the game. Your nickname.
Look, he knows every nickname.
Frank Kaminsky's not a nickname.
We didn't pick him.
No, we did not.
I want to say Charlotte picked him.
We did not pick Frank Kaminsky.
No, we did not.
He was a Charlotte. He was a high pick.
He was killing in college.
We don't trust these big white boys that be killing in fucking college.
That don't mean nothing.
What's the ski
in their last name?
The one dude
that I was like,
oh, he's a bum.
The Laurie Morinican
that marketing
that went to Chicago.
He was a beast.
He's a monster.
Yeah, he's tough.
Yo, everybody
that goes to Chicago,
I think is about to be a bum
and he go crazy.
The overseas jokers.
The kid from UNC
that I hated at UNC,
the little point guard.
Now he makes 10 threes a game in Chicago.
Alexander.
No, no.
Kobe.
Kobe White.
Kobe White.
Kobe White.
He's tough.
They got a fucking black name and a white name.
Oh, man.
Kobe White.
Actually, that's two white names.
He gets busy.
He gets busy.
I hated UNC.
All right, we off of sports.
I hear the vagina drying up.
I hear it.
All right. he gets i hated unc all right we off of sports i hear the vaginas right now i hear it all right so
now one of one of the things that i find most amazing about the sequencing on albums i really
love that she did this i don't know if mariah the scientist did this by mistake or not but the song
that i was playing for you gentlemen earlier was called all for me when we were laughing when she
was saying i know you're with somebody but I'm five minutes up the road.
What's going on? What's good? Right. That is the second to last song on this young lady's album.
The very next song is called Revenge.
Yeah. And I'd like to play it.
Yeah.
And I'd like to play it.
Already coming in with the energy.
Yeah, it's already shady.
Yeah, it sounds Eminem-ish almost.
Yo, don't tell me you five minutes up the road and then sample Cry Me a River.
Stop this.
Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it Stop it
Stop it
When women sing in that tone
He said
Oh my god
He said
That come down
It's crazy
She's psychotic
You about to get stabbed
And shot
Yeah
I'm back
Shout out to Mariah the Scientist
And the dude that
Inspired her to write this
Make this beautiful song
But you're scaring me He said he loved me And I believe you And the dude that inspired her to write this make this beautiful song
But you're scaring me
And I believe that's your justification to do some wild shit I can't compete with him, it's so unfair Want to get even, I want revenge See you guys!
Runnin' from the truth but he can't hide
What's done in the dark comes to the light
Said that he'd be there for me
Now that nigga's dead to me
And I'll be Wearinaring all black when I walk in
Right next to his mother when I hug his friends
I might even dare to speak
Stand and give a eulogy, oh I
Tell him that in death we'll meet again
Like it ain't your blood that's on my hands
And can't nothing taste this sweet
You know nothing's as sweet as revenge
It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt me
Can't get no worse, he can't compete with me
I'm gonna win win i'm only human
In case anyone is confused about what's happening,
right after she told you she lived five minutes away from him,
she was describing his funeral.
And at the funeral, she spoke to his mom, the friends, and everyone.
Spit on him. and everyone spit on them
shout out to Mariah the Scientist brand new music brand new music brand new music
brand new music from a Mariah the Scientist album in your phone right this very second this is called revenge
not the type of girl you want to live five minutes up the street
i guess under that under those circumstances that could be dangerous. Indeed. Okay.
No drill button.
Alright, I'll go up next.
Memphis, artists.
Alright.
You know me.
You know the bag I stay in.
This is Big Moochie Grape.
And the record is called Anthony Davis.
Hey yo, bad play. record is called Anthony Davis Now you can't get no favor Young E's mippin' niggas in the pack, the Decatur Serving this shit like a waiter Slammin' on Bo like I'm Anthony Day Y'all ain't really winnin', and we independent
Niggas really bitches, I ain't really with it
Campin' like it's spinnin', now y'all ain't dead
We posted outside with them choppa, let's get it
Y'all ain't really winnin', and we independent
Niggas really bitches, I ain't really with it
Campin' like it's spinnin', now y'all ain't dead
We posted outside with them choppa, let's get it
Y'all rich niggas, so the dope's to the river
And my songs in my pocket like I want a settlement
Can't fuck with niggas cause they comin' to counterfeit Three shooters with me, my pocket like I wanna settle me Countin' four with niggas, cause they comin' to countin' feet
Three shooters with me, ain't it red on that rap shit
Coppin' one five, got a kick like karate
Can't hang with gang, cause you down in two clouds
And I don't doubt about it, big mooch still bout it
And I ain't went broke, yeah, the recs still gaza
Don't you ink up on a drip a thousand dollars
Burnin' exotic flowers, countin' a lot of thousands
Countin' niggas groovin', I'm comin' like Arthur Powell
Infinite stuff in my trousers, yo
If you don't hash me, you can't be my driver Today or Monday, buy smokes on the driver Load up that gun, they gon' kill all around
Foot even got, but I don't read the Bible, yo
Servin' that pack to my neighbors Remember them days that a nigga want A-B-L-E
Now I'm the one that bring food to the table Get what you grabbin', I'm pluggin' like cave
No fries on the pack, now you can't get no favor
Young E's, miffin' niggas send the pack to the catering
Servin' this shit like a waiter Slammin' on ball like I'm Anthony Davis
We really winnin', and we independent Niggas really the pack to the cadence Serving this shit like a waiter Slamming on ball like I'm Anthony Davis Now we really winning and we independent
Niggas really bitches, I ain't really with it
Cabin locked and spinning, now y'all ain't dead
We posted outside with them choppa, let's get it
Now we really winning and we independent
Niggas really bitches, I ain't really with it
Cabin locked and spinning, now y'all ain't dead
We posted outside with them choppa, let's get it
We posted outside with them choppa like fuck a virus
Y'all niggas wait like he let out the fire
Really like Redman, they move to be high
Catch us up, I want that nigga go bye-bye
Spinnin' that heel, can't y'all deal with no red eye
Chopper spray bad, see if a nigga with red eye
Float on the gang, get the drop, then we head out
Four on that V, my lil' nigga, take your head out
I be in the trap, nigga, chase the clout
Catch up on your spouse, dick up in the mouth
Y'all play dog ball, nigga, now you out
Yeah, the plus in the end, but you know we get it out
Never seen a drought, flawless got my mouth
I'm a bitch in style, livin' what I'm bout
Gang gang with me, turn through, bit the grape house Illless got my mouth, I'm a bitch in style Lovin' what I'm bout, y'all ain't with me, turn up at the grave house
Illuminati beaters, I'ma dive back the paper out
Serving that pack to my neighbor
Remember them days that a nigga want A
But now I'm the one that bring food to the table
Do what you grab and I'm pluttin' like cave
No fries on the pack, now you can't get no favor
Young East, baby niggas in the pack that decayed
Serving this shit like a waiter
Slammin' on ball like I'm Anthony Day
We really winnin', and we independent
Niggas really bitches
I ain't really with it
Cabin like the spinning
Now y'all ain't dead
We posted outside with them choppers
Let's get it
God ain't really winning
And we independent
Niggas really bitches
I ain't really with it
Cabin like the spinning
Now y'all ain't dead
We posted outside with them choppers
Let's get it That's hard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ghost, we talking about this album next week, damn it.
You know?
I had the best way.
You don't fuck with that, I don't give a fuck anyway.
Electric music.
You probably thinking the product money.
I'm probably thinking a lot of money.
Southside Yonkers, you ain't taking a dollar from me.
All the homies holding the hollos for me
Now I'm past that life, I was cold-hearted
Would've sold the pass to ICE
In the middle of hell, probably give him a L
Tell him to smoke somethin', yeah, cause I smoked somethin'
Now the path is wrong, you can hit the line
Number change, math is wrong
Yeah, it's fully loaded, but I will give half to y'all
Told the plug we want it all, but it's half a wrong, yeah it's fully loaded But I will give half to y'all Told the plug we want it all But it's half a score, yeah
But fuck moving weight, niggas moving right Legal money, see the European at the light
From being in the fight, to being at the fight Front row looking right, go
Got some real shit, I done been through real shit
Yeah, my city wacky niggas get you on like real quick
Y'all a nigga, but my heart is cold, I don't feel shit
If you talkin' how we split on block like it's a field trip
We put a major band like Damien West, my flow shot like a razor blade
We went on a swing, get in the game, nigga, we don't play
Close to your block, we ain't leavin', now we here to stay
If it's beef, snap with her, no whiskey, make him fade away
Even a celeb is a buyer
Whoever say different is a motherfucker liar
Rule where you from, you the motherfuckin' sire
Phone clickin' too much, motherfuckin' wire Hang it up, toss it out, switch it up
Niggas say they gang, but they bitch, it's enough Why you wanna lie, keep it real, tell the truth
Sucker niggas lie to they self in the booth Coward niggas lie on the mic to the youth
Fuck around, get the sniper rifle, lie on the roof
Deuce, deuce, nickel nigga fly in the coupe Nik nikita koloff sickle niggas i am the truth
i ain't trying to wrestle i'm just trying to glide and i'm high yeah i ride i'm when high
meets jekyll now that's a hell of a mix know the ghost is raw dope that's a hell of a fix
that is fade away featuring yemi Sauce by Styles P.
Off to his new album, Ghosting.
Ghosting is the name of the album.
Dope album, man.
That was hard.
Styles always have a fucking dope, consistent project.
If not once, two or three times a year in the past couple years.
And that shit is fucking commendable as hell.
Yeah, no, that was awesome.
Shout out to Styles.
Shout out to Styles.
Yeah, check out the album.
Ish, you want to introduce yours?
Are you playing this with the
Android mix again?
No, this one's official now.
Lossless at that.
A lossless audio?
Wait, they got
Lawless on
the Android?
Nah.
No.
I'm ignoring you, my nigga.
Oh, what?
Nah, we're going to talk about this later.
You know him, Chris.
Chris Classic.
Oh, I love Chris Classic.
I love Chris Classic.
Super, super.
Your issue gets out of your sleeper thing, man.
Look at you.
You have to look what the iPhone do to your life.
I slept.
Look what the iPhone in your life do.
Put your money where your mouth is like Kylie Jenner.
Slightly better than many other veterans in a Letterman sweater
Reminiscing to Anthony Cruz minus the lisp
Leave you niggas hella confused minus your bitch
Said she wanna roll with the winners like Maverick
She's a goner, hop in a Sprinter like magic
Made her smile like young Roland out of Duval
For a while, I moved more box than U-Haul
I rap for niggas with a mortgage
Just real life, ain't with all that hype Beast performance
For fathers or daughters who got recitals Embellished with the fellas, cigar night revival
Give me a V cut, Macallan 12 neat Yamazaki poppy, I ain't fuckin' with the peat
The only squares that I know, fold in the pocket Broken down brim when synagogue's the topic
Sippin' Manischewitz at home, Shalom Shabbat
See me out, I be alone, it's all desserts Ain't no kitten, worth what I've written
I don't mean rap, I spell my life sentence The present in all of my kids' lives
At present, impressive, all that bottle poppin' for peasants
It's all ego, broke shit, it's nigger rich You got a hue blow, no insurance or benefits
Damn, I see where your priority lies
Tryna live your best life, the majority die This is just info, the kinfolk from Big Bro
with sick flow Slick from New York to Atlanta for the re-intro
I came here with no agenda Besides, they were tired of conspiring New
York pretenders I'm more bankhead than buckhead
On Abernathy, you can catch me in the West End
Eating slutty vegan, you might even see me skipping the line
Or at the Gatherer spot, Rolodex in the vibe
Got a new wife, new son, new daughter
My firstborn just moved in, I praise the Lord up
This ain't pretend, you been following Chris
I been with the blend like Machanda in Swiss
This is grown ass shit, not that VH1
That ain't good for the psyche, I got love, Miss Young
I realize this might come off as pretentious, fam.
Way too many bars for your attention span.
Not the D-H-Cox and Sam's to Nick Brands.
I mean the little boys who find joy sagging their pants.
Young man, you got your whole booty out.
How you tough?
Oh, shit, the beats over.
I gave these niggas enough.
That's 5 Carats for Tiana by Chris Classic.
I'm a fan.
I'm a fan now.
Yes, you are getting
the hang of this.
You are, man.
Bro, we giving you your props.
Yeah, take the props.
It's not a slight of nothing.
Like, you used to come in here
playing the biggest records
in the history of music.
Yeah.
They were old.
They were still
some of the best
and biggest records
in the history of music.
That's all.
Now you in here with
Sleepers.
Shout out to Chris Classic. That shit was nice. Yeah. That was nice, man. It's all. Now you in here with Sleepers. And they dope.
That's a Chris classic.
That shit was nice.
Yeah.
That was nice, man.
It ain't even like your Sleepers be trash.
Like, they dope.
Yeah.
So we just saying that's dope, man.
Yeah.
Good work, man.
All right.
Been another amazing audio adventure.
In the time that we've been here who knows what Magic Johnson
and LL Cool J have been up to
I want these niggas to go home
feel like a loser
fam
I felt like a loser when LL was just
doing the panoramic view
I was fine with that
but I felt a little loserish.
I found a way to hate on it.
I was like, oh, look at fucking Magic
trying to jump up in there.
No, Magic said, nigga,
you're going to get me in this shot.
I see you moving.
I'm going to move with you.
Yeah, no, he moved the whole time.
The whole way.
No, no, I'm getting in there.
Look at Magic.
Look, I'll try to move.
That's all he's trying to show me.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, I'm still here, though.
Yo, fam, I'm in this.
Yeah, you try it all you want.
I'm here.
So then they've been at dinner.
They've been everywhere.
And then their magic was on the yacht.
Samuel L. Jackson popped up.
This is like the elite of the, this is the cabal.
Yes, the black cabal.
The black cabal.
Wait, do we believe black people in the cabal?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
There's some in there.
Yes.
All right, so we can't believe racism exists and we're in the cabal. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we can't believe racism exists and
we're in the cabal.
Yes, we can.
Wait, are they
racist to us, to
the niggas that's
in the cabal?
Look, it's
him.
We're proving
his point.
Thank you.
Yo, they
10-ish ass
up on Patreon.
No way.
We're going to
get into it.
Let me end
this right here.
Hey, keep us
in your prayers, whatever.
He's been reading them.
He's seen them tearing them up.
Yo, so listen, this is when I was sick.
Apparently, Magic Johnson has like a whole club on his yacht.
On the yacht?
On the yacht.
That's lit.
God damn. Must be having a basketball course. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. club on his yacht. On the yacht? On the yacht. That's lit. God damn.
Look, look, look.
Must be having
basketball courts.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's the yacht.
Yes, nigga.
They talking.
You can't hear the audio.
I don't need to hear the audio.
Nah, it's LL,
Samuel L. Jackson,
them talking.
I'm like, oh.
Nah, but not only
are they talking,
it's LL saying,
nah, this is the pull-up
for real.
Pull-up.
Pull-up.
No, you have to pull-up.
This is a pull-up to get here. You can't have to pull up. This is a pull up to get here.
You can't get in this club.
You gotta take a yacht to the yacht.
This is different.
This is a different type of wealth.
And you said Greece was expensive.
I can't even pronounce the name of this club.
Zakhila.
This shit is named Zakhila.
It's after Shaq.
The Aquila.
Oh, my God.
How the hell Snoop get in this nigga Snoop
Snoop Snoop
alright hold up man is Snoop in the cabal
yes
or he at least can go cause he got the weed
Snoop's not in the cabal
hey go back in the black cabal
go back bro
hold up now let me see
hey Screamin can you go back so I can see the little ad at the top, please, so I can
see what that is?
Yeah, thanks.
Give me some titties.
I thought it was something important.
Titties aren't important?
Of course they are.
Of course they are.
It's interesting that you have your pro tools set up to stop whenever trigger words.
Titties, hey, hey, stop. Quitigger words. Titty's hands really stop.
Quick, quick.
I ain't mad at that, though.
Hey, hey, hey.
Protect me, Pro Tools.
Miss Parks walked down here.
Wait, shit ain't stopped all day.
The computer stopped talking about titties.
God damn it.
All right.
Nice tits.
That's bad to say that, right?
Nah, that's fine.
About a picture in a room full of guys.
Alex got some horny cookies in there.
Alex is a horny little toad.
All right, man, listen, we out of here.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you adieu, farewell.
Hasta la vista, arrivederci, adios, so long, goodbye.
Remember, life is a series of moments
and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have
and remember the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women
want you to teach them things.
Grab an ibuprofen, enjoy your headache.
And if you're renting out Dodger Stadium for a date,
parks and ice sake, get a cabana.
Protect yourself, dude. Don't they sound like the brokest dudes you ever heard in your life?
They don't even understand such opulence.
That's true.
I'll wear that.
Hey, I'm going to pay for this stadium to cover up the beautiful LA sky.
The helicopter interrupting is what I was thinking would happen.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
All right, we out of here.
Y'all hold it down, man.
Enjoy your weekend.
Everybody be safe at the Fierda Beach,
wherever you at, wherever you enjoying yourself,
spending your time at.
I could also do it in the dugout.
That's not very sexy.
Well.
Go have your honeymoon in the dugout.
Try it. Hey, babe. Met Stadium. There's a play your honeymoon in Dugout. Try it.
Hey, babe.
Met Stadium.
There's a play on words, but you can, you know...
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
You're trying to trigger Ish to talk serious again.
What will the kid think if his mom is getting dug out?
You think that kid don't...
You think niggas... All right, let me ask. You think niggas Alright let me ask you
You think niggas don't know
When they
Mom is desirable
You think he's just finding this out
About his mom being cute
At 17
You think Drake the first famous nigga
That popped up in a game
Niggas was at his 6th grade game
Niggas
Niggas have been scouting him early.
Nah, that's what I said.
Them.
Nah, that's what I said.
Hey, we out of here, man.
Y'all hold it down.
One. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,