The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 463 | "T.L.F.R."
Episode Date: August 14, 2021Joe takes notice of Ish's new lifestyle changes and questions him on why he seems "too lit" these days (17:00). The guys then shift to a conversation about clout chasing vs marketing and the thin line... between the to notions (32:00). Joe also shares his thoughts on the recent documentary on Anthony Bourdain (45:40), his issues with Justin Bieber remixing WizKid's hit single "Essence" (53:10), the guys explain what a rage room is, Apple's plan to scan their users photo's without consent (1:36:00), predicting Kanye West and Drake's first week sales (1:56:40) and more! Become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Isaia Huron - “Self!” Ice | The Lox - “What Else You Need To Know” Parks | Fat Joe, DJ Drama, Cool & Dre - “Demon Girl” (Ft. Ivory Scott) Ish | Mon Moore - “Battlez, Pt. 2”
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I got PTSD.
I got podcast.
What you called it?
Podcasters that seem depressed.
Yeah, that's about it.
That ain't you.
Your life is litty.
My life is litty?
Yo, your life is litty.
Your life is litty.
You got the draft.
Come on, man.
No, let's talk about it.
I wasn't at the draft.
I ain't even got to ask you.
Yo.
You are litty.
Let's talk about it.
Talk about what?
You litty.
You litty.
Your life is litty.
I see why it's a few niggas that want to shoot the fade when they see you.
They do?
I mean.
Who them?
Wait.
Who them?
You got some beef out here?
I didn't know.
You need the little homies?
No, I definitely do not.
So let me know.
Well, how do you know if you don't even know the people that have beef with you?
It don't matter.
So it don't matter.
I don't need some outside homies.
I got my own.
Okay.
Well, homies, period.
Homies.
Oh, okay.
Little homies live for the fuck shit.
They do.
Yo, you lit.
They can't wait.
Nah, honestly, though.
For real.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Think about it.
Can we have a transparent pod for a change?
I thought all of them were transparent.
Oh, no.
I come in here and lie my ass off.
I'm done.
I'm done.
You lie on me.
No, I lie on everybody.
I lie on me, y'all. I lie in here and lie my ass off. I'm done. I'm done. You lie on me. No, I lie on everybody. I lie on me, y'all.
I lie on here.
Okay.
Lies are fun.
Yes.
Lies are fun.
Yo, you know what else?
Lying to strangers is the truth.
It's like the best shit ever to me.
I feel you.
Hey, fam, I'm on an island by myself.
You want to tell the truth to strangers?
And I be thinking I'm so mature, but the second I come in here
and tell my thoughts to people, they'll be like, oh, Joe never grows up.
But I'm just talking shit.
Like, the fun part about a lie
is, if you're doing this, is
you just get to apply no thought.
Like, y'all, women
call that lying about little things
and then they make it a big flag. If you can
lie about that, then what can you...
No, I just didn't give a fuck about what you was talking about at that moment.
I just said some shit.
I didn't pay it any mind.
It wasn't that deep at all.
But if you're going to hold it against my character for the rest of life,
then fine.
I'll give you some better lies.
Fine.
I didn't take the chicken out.
I didn't do it.
I thought I did, but it slipped my mind.
That's the kind of shit I forget about.
Yo, women would appreciate us more.
Take the chicken out, yo.
I feel like women would appreciate us more if they could spend a day inside of our mind.
No, I agree.
Because their beef is not.
100%.
Their beef don't really be with us.
It be with our brains and just how we was designed. No, it be their beef don't really be with us it be with our brains
and just how we was designed it should be with me but they don't it don't be with us specifically
i agree with that like them niggas that keep bashing little nas x once you get past the
bashing of him they beef is not really with him no They beef ain't even with nobody that's gay.
And they beef is with themselves.
Once you really get past it.
Oh, if you want to get deeper, darker.
I'm just saying, the beef is with themselves.
Not even on no sexual, homosexual, any of that.
It's just another person's confidence and ability to be themselves can intimidate somebody.
Ah, okay.
That's true.
So it's like, yo, he's so comfortable being him that it makes me uncomfortable.
The people that make the argument subscribe to the theory that they've been trying to eradicate and emasculate men for however many years.
And this is the corporate angle to do it.
No, their argument
would be black men.
Yeah, black men.
Black men.
Straight black men
in particular.
Yeah.
So, but in that,
I don't believe in that,
but in that,
they beefing with nobody gay.
No, that's true.
They beefing with system.
It's society.
In society.
Yeah, I agree.
And I ain't starting out
with all of that.
Uh-uh.
Salute to the whole LBGTQ community.
Shout out to the first and last time listener.
Let me get the shout outs out the way.
Shout out to anybody that's getting married.
Hold up, round of applause.
Yeah.
We almost there now.
That's me.
That's me.
Uh-oh.
Almost there.
Almost there.
We got.
And I got to give it to you, Parks.
Double the applause.
You ain't broke a sweat. Yeah, y'all look shook. Bro, he look like I'm to give it to you, Parks. Double the applause. You ain't broke a sweat.
Yeah, y'all look shook.
Bro, he look like I'm still with it.
Why am I giving it to him?
I got to give his wife the credit.
Listen, behind the scenes, it's stressful,
but I can't wait until it's over with
as far as the planning and all the...
Is it the butterfly stress or it's just y'all...
No, not butterfly.
You don't have no butterfly.
You just talking about having to listen to your wife.
I'm paying for all the shit,
invitations and cake and all that stuff.
It's just, damn, did I make sure the DJ got a hotel room?
Did I get XYZ a car to get up there?
Just a last minute checklist shit.
Does everyone have the hair and makeup they need?
Does everyone, did I get someone a gift to thank you?
Like all that shit.
Just the stress.
Did you get Joe Budden's hotel?
I love him now.
That's Keith's job.
I didn't think he was just getting a hotel.
Oh, yeah yeah I'm not
in the wedding
I'm just invited
just a guest
hey the wedding
will tell you
where you stand
in friendship
dude god damn it
well I didn't want
to put anybody
like in the party
that I feel like
it would be stressful for
that's true
and that is a lot
that's sweet
well you should have
put that in the
fucking card
I would have had you
in there but I was
thinking about it.
Yeah, so I didn't feel horrible these last two months.
It's like, damn, really, Parks?
That's how it is?
All the moon musings.
All the love lost-ses.
Yeah, Parks has not broken a sweat.
That shit is inspiring, man.
Yeah.
Like I said, the decision's easy.
It's the logistics part that is a little stressful.
But shit, at this point, it's like, well, it is what it is.
If I missed you, my bad.
If I fucked up on the sprinkles on the cake, my bad.
You know what?
Not to sound all mushy and shit with it, but that's when you know you got the one.
Yo, you love him, you saying?
No, that's when you know you got the one.
But do you love him?
That's a fact, though.
You get what I'm saying?
I'm not listening to you.
Like, because you ain't, you don't have no worry, no, you know, people get that cold
feet, second thought, like, am I about to make a mistake?
Nah.
You ain't got none of that.
Nah, none of that.
You chill.
Nah, it's just, you know, I'm stressed out about shit she's stressed out about, and she's
stressed out about shit that I'm stressed out about.
That part, but again, it's all logistic shit.
It's not serious. That's minor shit again, it's all logistic shit. It's not
serious. That's minor shit. And it's all
minor logistics, honestly.
It's nothing super important.
That's very dope.
I agree. I can't wait.
It's going to be fun. You can't wait for Parks
or you? No, for Parks, wait. And you.
But what about you? We're on
you now. What about me? We finished
the Parks topic.
He's there. He's there.
He's done chasing waterfalls.
I'm still with the rivers and lakes and shit.
I mean, I won't say that.
I don't want any
podcast member to think that
I'm shooting at them.
Let's be clear.
Clearly, there are many podcasters
out there that believe me to shoot at them when I am just normally speaking.
Some even present today.
In this room.
Right word.
On your left.
Ride with me every day.
Why you put your thumb at me, nigga?
See?
See?
Boy proven right there.
Oh, yeah.
on the wedding topic this is why as men
we gotta not do things
out of like
pride and ego
like sometimes
we do shit for others
like giving
is self-serving for us
that's a real thing
sometimes
yeah
a lot
so when it was time
to propose
my most recent proposal,
I tried to spaz on the ring.
The diamond, the clarity, the cut, the shape, the fucking.
I tried to go.
That's someone who's bought a ring that you went crazy.
I tried to go crazy.
Yeah, you did try.
You did.
It was crazy.
But you did that for you, you think?
I think some of that was for me, too.
You know that feeling that you want as a man where if your lady is out,
then that's your lady and she's out with or without you.
And you know the girly games.
They're going to look at the finger.
They always do that.
They're going to drag you through the mud in the nail salon.
They crack jokes, too.
Yeah, women be mean as fuck.
Oh, my God.
And I didn't want her to have to live with all of that.
Your little rapper boyfriend bought you this little ass ring.
And then it was some of that.
And then that's what the second ring I bought.
Now, the first ring, I didn't go crazy.
But the first ring, I was kind of expecting to know.
It was kind of a TV.
But that's kind of my point now.
He went to K Jewelers for that one.
You went to Zell's?
Man, I went to Zell's.
I went to fucking Jewelers for that one. You went to Zell's? You went to Zell's? I went to fucking Paramus Mall.
Yo, let me just get one of those.
The little shit's in the middle of the aisle.
No design.
Let me get one of them.
I don't even know what size it was.
Just give me that one.
No, it was just a bunch of little ones.
Just give me here.
It wasn't no big shit.
That shit is stupid.
No, no, but this, I forgot what I was saying.
The other one, you, you, you.
So this one, I went crazy, and now this shit is sitting in my drawer by the bed.
Every time I open the drawer, I see the little pretty box with the light.
I got the light that's in the box, so I ain't relying on the diamond to dance.
You got to just see how it dance.
That shit's just sitting there.
Man, I should have went right to the middle of the mall.
Let me get a refund.
Here's my receipt.
Oh, man.
I know, I know. Fucking Horace. Oh, man. I now know how fucking
Horace Brown felt, man.
Fucking things we do for love.
Actually, now I'm starting with a Horace.
I had no idea where to start.
That's what you're going to start with.
That was my shit.
Yo, it's just so...
Alright, never mind.
Where is this goddamn song?
We don't even got the Jay-Z version.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
Damn.
Actually, this is appropriate because it's hot out.
Yes, it is.
Heat wave.
Mic check, mic check. one, two, one, two
Salutations
In it go
I'm amazed
Girls and things
Just to get some love
Things we do for love
Fancy cars
Granite cars
Do you remember?
Things we'd been through
Romantic places in my mind
Hoping someday I would find the perfect one
And I could share
And then that day you walked inside
And no longer could I hide my love
I had to take you there
Hey!
Oh, yeah, wait.
That's a great spot to pause on a cruise at night.
Yo, is there a sale on trips to Spain going on?
Could be.
Are trips to Spain on the clearance? I've seen a lot of Spain trips.'s going on? Could be. Are trips to Spain
on the clearance?
I've seen a lot of
Spain trips.
Are they on the clearance rack?
It might be.
It beats a half off.
Is there a war going on
over there?
Is there any reason
why trips to...
Hey,
and if the answer's no,
it's no,
and then I'll just have to
divulge my hate.
There's a lot of Spain happening.
Am I the only one noticing it?
I haven't seen it.
I didn't peep it.
I saw a lot of Greece.
Oh, I'm hating it.
A lot of Greece.
Oh, no.
But Greece is on fire now.
No.
It burns up to Greece, but.
Oh, Greece, Spain.
Same.
Same.
There was a lot of Greece a month ago.
How far are they?
Close.
They're close.
They're not that far.
They're not far
I can walk there?
No
No
Alright so maybe it's
Hey I'm seeing a lot of Spain
A lot of end of the summer
And it ain't just regular Spain
It's Ibiza
It's like
Mallorca
Yeah
But not for like
It's like
A week, two, three weeks
Oh this ain't even a quick trip
It's vacation vacation.
Yeah, I want to see niggas' taxes.
I would lose my mind in three weeks of vacation.
I'm just saying, they are going.
They're going.
I ain't been paying no attention, man.
Them PPP loans have been gone.
Because I've been seeing this, and not only am I seeing this,
but a lot of people I know, they're moving around out here.
They're moving around.
They're not as scared of this Delta stuff as I am.
So they tell me, yeah, I'm out.
And I'm like, this is just casual.
Hey, what you doing tomorrow in Spain?
Wait, you're not there?
Wait, you're not going to Spain, Joe?
No.
What the fuck is going on in Spain?
So then I'm forced to sit at home and figure out how everyone's getting to Spain.
Hey, some people saved up to go.
Some people
are in a happy relationship
and
you're doing well
for yourselves.
They out
in the name of love.
And then
come on.
Let me hear it.
Sprinkle the hate in.
Come on.
No, not hate.
I don't hate this.
I'm trying to empathize, actually.
So now you go down the list a little further.
You go down the list a little further.
You go down the list a little further.
And now, y'all know I'm well-documented in saying if you're a woman, then some of this
shit, fighting the temptation is hard.
So that's where I'm going with this.
Now, if you're not in love and you didn't save it up, but Spain sounds nice.
Wait, and I could go for a week or two.
Or three.
Or three.
Two or three weeks.
But wait a minute.
I know, so now you're going to tell homeboy,
yo, I got my job, my kids.
Well, their job might be, you know.
It don't matter.
Flexible.
No, the guy's flexible. The guy that can do this is saying, no.
Don't worry about it.
You don't have no job, Delmar.
You work for me now.
A babysitter.
Hey, whatever you need, I'm just taking care of it.
A babysitter, give him a bonus.
All of that shit.
So now, if you're the girl and you don't really like this guy, but he's saying, Spain, three weeks.
Hey, you and the homegirl, bring somebody.
Bring three people.
You say no to that, honestly.
God, no.
No, I was going-
You parked, I mean, not parked,
no, I get it.
Ice.
Hell no.
So why do we judge women
for having that fucking beautiful luxury?
I don't either.
I love you.
I support it.
I'm going to tell you why.
I can't wait to come back in the next life.
You go ahead.
I'm going to tell you why.
I'm going to tell you my stance. My stance wait to come back in the next life. You go ahead. I'm going to tell you my stance.
My stance is rock out, right?
With your cock out.
But you can't come home and now judge other people.
That'd be my thing.
Like, I don't care what you're doing.
Keep it a buck.
Like, yo, I ain't like that nigga, but I went out there.
He gave me a free trip to Spain.
Me and Keisha and Tonya.
I'm going out there
I'm rocking
I'm going to
But you can't come home
And say
Oh you bum ass basic bitches
And I'm fucking
Y'all bitches only going to my
No and I'm fucking
Oh if you're a female
You gotta go fuck
If I'm a dude
And a girl
Is inviting me
If it's reverse
Oh if it's reverse
I'm just saying
That's a part of the mission
I might do some
Strange for some change
If Spain is If it. If Spain is, if it rhymes.
Spain is there.
I'll dance for France.
Oh my God.
Get on my knees for Greece.
Oh my God.
Oh, you guys been working on your bars.
Mic check.
Shout out to everybody out there on vacation.
Shout out to everybody going on vacation. Everybody in happy, healthy, committed relationships. Checkin' the money once more, babe Except for the magic that you bring
I'm back in the game
But I'm back in the game
I'm back in the game
Ooh, the moonlight
Taking you to paradise
Taking you to paradise Actually, I can't believe my love here.
Get in my love vibe real quick.
Just because the summer's wind dwindling down.
Yo, I can't wait for daylight savings time.
They give me all these weird facts about the other day.
I hate daylight savings time.
You do?
Yeah.
Why?
Make it get dark early.
Because it's dark at fucking 430.
Oh, it's dark in my soul
all the time.
What are y'all talking
about, the sky?
Wait, you guys live
with lightness
inside of you?
Hey.
Yeah.
Oh, this is a personal massage special right here.
Hey, Ish, I made my appointment, too.
Hey.
Did you tell?
Hey.
Hey.
I knew you was going to say that.
No, look.
I knew you was going to say that.
I don't even be getting a joke.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, man.
Yo, SWB is on, dog.
I'm so sorry.
Hey.
And I'm putting this on in the headphones.
I got to bring my Bluetooth speakers.
You got to hear this one.
Sorry, stretch goddess, whatever.
I had to make that appointment.
I felt like a fool, too, let me tell you.
Because when you know what chicks is fine,
you jump in their DMs and just say anything.
I jumped in there.
Oh, as soon as I know how to make an appointment with you.
The shit say book now, right?
Right there.
Nigga, man.
Go pay.
Go pay.
Something is wrong with me, man.
We've been saying this. But that's how I know. Well me, man. I concur. We've been saying this, man.
But that's how I know.
Well, go ahead, Ike.
That's what makes you you.
So, we know.
Who's your bae?
Me being me is how I know that Ish's life is looking real litty lately.
It's parks.
Like, lit.
Can you admit to that at least?
Even look at the colors in his sweatshirt.
It's everything. Everything is in his sweatshirt. Everything.
All the brights. I feel good about life colors.
And they match.
Come on, don't do that.
With the gray sweats.
I was talking about him and Ice.
It's coordination day.
I like it. What we do to you, Park? It's coordination day yo man I like it what we do to you
it's coordination day
I like it
that shows solidarity
in the crew
all the bullshit
would have never happened
if we matched all the time
if we all wore
things upside down
yo why do y'all
keep coordinating
is that not planned no alright don't worry about it what episode is this things upside down. Yo, why do y'all keep coordinating?
Is that not planned?
No, I don't talk to this thing, man. Don't worry about it. What episode is this?
463.
Hey, welcome to episode 463.
Blah, blah, blah. I'm Joe.
And that is Parks.
Ice and H are here.
And together. Yeah, whatever.
Da, da, da.
Da, da.
What's up, man?
How y'all feeling?
Feeling good?
Big weekend coming up.
Hot out.
Everybody got weekend plans.
Not really.
Yeah, I don't have any plans.
I'm staying in the fucking house.
I don't know.
This ain't the weather.
This ain't the weather report.
I don't know what the weather is.
Well, it's supposed to be hot.
You're going to ball regardless.
We know.
Rain or shine, you're going to get mine.
See, if my girl is listening to this, she don't want to hear that.
She don't want to hear you going bald.
That you're going to bald regardless?
Nobody girl wants to hear that.
That her dude's going to bald regardless.
What if they the regardless?
What that regardless meant, though.
I didn't say you're going to do something with your balls.
But then they're going to ask you, yo, yo, what's your friend meant by regardless? I don't say you're going to What that regardless meant though I didn't say you're going to do something With your balls I said you're going to But then they're going to ask
Yo yo what's your friend meant by regardless
I don't know
Well call him right now
No
Call him
Put it on speaker
No I don't want to call
I don't want to talk to him
He's busy
Oh man
Ish you out
You headed out right
You headed some
Can I talk about it
Sure
Headed out to Vegas
Woo It's hot out there too Super hot out there Can I talk about it? Sure. Headed out to Vegas.
Woo!
It's hot out there, too.
Super hot out there.
Backpack.
110.
Silk outfit, head to toe.
Had to be Esco.
You gamble? No.
Had to be Esco.
Do you gamble?
Like crazy.
Oh, okay.
You got to have time, then.
No, I'm trying to stay away.
For real, for real.
Stay in New Vegas or Old Vegas?
He's been rolling the dice with his dick for years.
Of course, he gambles.
See, that's a joke.
But that's just a joke.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Go ahead.
So you going to Vegas.
Why?
Describe this lit shit.
It's not lit.
I'm just going to a basketball game. It's not lit. I'm just going to a basketball game.
It's not lit.
We all have been to basketball games.
You going to the games that I watch on television.
I watch these summer league games on TV.
Every game comes on television.
But I'm watching the summer league games on TV.
You actually headed out there.
Nick's looking good.
Yeah, they are.
Yo, your nephew game pissed me off almost last night, bro.
Why? Nigga tried to beat our team, son. Oh, because they didn gave me, pissed me off almost last night, bro. Why?
Nigga tried to beat our team, son.
Oh, because he didn't get to end one on the last play?
Oh.
And he hit a game-winner the other night.
He did.
Took us to OT.
He tried to get a game-winner yesterday.
Yo, this little nigga's not playing.
Smacked him in the face, and they ain't calling him.
But it's cool.
And he went 48th?
Yeah.
Nah, he out-
He's balling.
Well, the NBA has politics.
Yeah.
Especially the draft.
And especially Summer League.
Right.
G League.
All that.
But when someone's out there going crazy,
the politics is going to bite them in the ass.
Well, the draft is...
Remember, the draft is only 60 players.
60.
Right.
That got to be a nice 60 altogether.
I mean, we saying 48,
and yeah, you probably shouldn't have slid to 48 but it's still 48 out of 60 in the world trying to trying to do something again i
don't care if you're the 12th man on the bench of the worst team in the nba dog it's 450 people in
the world no doubt you know i'm saying in the whole world it's 450 motherfuckers like you
blessed absolutely and you get surgeon and lawyer more than surgeon and lawyer money to play a sport you love that you'll do for free.
You know what, though?
On NBA, because I watched that Malice doc.
Oh, I got fresh watch.
Speed through time.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not talking about, it's just one little part that touches on what Ish said.
It was talking about, they were talking to Jermaine O'Neal
and he was saying
in his rookie year,
like basketball was his life
and he never,
he sat on the bench
and was literally crying
because he wanted
to get in the game
and they would not play him.
That's all.
I'm not going into it.
And Jermaine O'Neal was,
what, 18?
Yeah, 17.
Yeah, super young.
Super young.
And he was like,
that was it.
So I'm finally here.
Oh shit, I came from being a man. You took this away from me now. Yeah, super young. Super young. And he was like, that was it. So I'm finally here. Oh, shit.
I came from being the man.
You took this away from me now.
Yeah, that's how he took it.
Can't even get on.
So I'm just saying, being in that 60, we might look at it as, yo, it's only 60 people that
get drafted to be one of the 450 in the world.
But to them, they might not view it the same way.
No, that's true.
That's all.
I know preseason kicks off this weekend.
That's what I'm talking about.
NFL.
Watched Washington last night.
They looked all right.
I watched Pittsburgh last night.
They looked all right, too.
Haskins.
Oh, I don't know how we got on sports.
I thought you was a giant fan.
Even if we were on sports,
we wouldn't be opening our number one podcast
to speak about Dwayne Haskins.
And that's kind of what I mean.
Just about just, I mean, no.
He may be near and dear
to your heart and soul.
And he played good the other night.
But guess who don't give a fuck about
Dwayne Haskins? Everybody.
Everybody don't.
The city of Pittsburgh don't even give a fuck.
When we get to hour eight
here, hey, take us away.
Have a blast.
Have at it.
That's the spot we allotted to Dwayne Haskins.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, hour eight.
Listen, here's a Dwayne Haskins hot take coming right your way.
Yeah, we talking about his nephew, nigga.
Talking about Sharif.
Trying to sneak in Dwayne.
I didn't introduce NFL. That's not in Dwayne I didn't introduce NFL that's not an A block
I didn't introduce NFL
no no no
we're gonna milk
his nephew's success
at least for the next what
15 years
we got time
Ish
can you use your platform
responsibly
to at least
clear up one little
small rumor
because if you don't
I'm gonna be the guy
that continues to get killed
because I came on this podcast
to talk about older women
targeting young athletes
while they're in college
and then a rumor came out
and then I've been getting smoked.
Why?
You know the rumor?
Oh, if you don't care.
Involving your nephew?
Then forget it.
Oh.
Clear it up.
You the right person to clear it up.
No, that's not true.
No, but It's just
The rumor
The rumor is that
Bernice is targeting him
Yes
Yes
That is the rumor
Bernice has known Sharif
Since he was a
Kid
A baby
Damn near
Okay so you're not
Gonna clear it up
No I'm just
No I'm
That don't clear
I'm about to say that
That's helping the point
Alright
Alright
Hold up
We got some hard screen
Hey Hard screen Hey
Hard screen
Hey
Alright
We are back
Oh my god
It's inappropriate
No
We don't do anything for love
Nah
But back to your point
Nah
She's not targeting Sharif
She knows
Like she's a friend of the family
Friend of the family
Yeah
There we go her whole life.
So people saw her commenting on his pictures and-
And thought that she was targeting him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But she is not.
Not that at all.
She's supporting somebody that she knows and she loves and she's family.
Got it.
See, that's all I need.
You can't leave that alone.
Now, y'all leave me alone.
I'm not fucking Michelle Beadle.
I'm not Colin Coward.
Yo, he's stupid.
Why they asking me
about the sporty shit?
God damn it.
All right.
You're giving golfer vibes today, though.
Hey!
You're giving tiger vibes.
About to shoot a nine?
No, but thank you.
This is my golfer swag.
I wasn't even going for this.
I told you, bro.
I said, yo, that shit looks all right.
Yo, you know conspiracy theory, right,
is a term that a white man made up
to make us doubt our belief systems.
So anytime we think something that's against...
That's one.
And two, do you know that all belief systems
stem from ignorance?
Because they're our beliefs. That's why i don't listen to
some of these niggas that's out there talking about them i'm standing tall like i don't i
don't have faith in what you believe in because your beliefs are weak your belief system is weak
how you come to believe in things is not really built on very much. So I'm not offended when people
call me a conspiracy theorist. And this conversation
came up off a side
conversation that was off air. Let me tell the listeners.
We're talking about food.
We're talking about Italian food. We're talking about Parks' wedding
and the wedding food, the reception food,
all that shit he got. He's
marrying a beautiful Spanish woman
and he's white. So
you gotta cater to both.
Yeah.
He said he was going to have the empanadas
and all that shit there,
but he's going to have the pasta there for the whites.
I said,
and me.
Don't never leave me out of the pasta conversation.
Anywhere that there's pasta,
Joe's going.
Big facts.
So I'll be there with the wires hey jerry
hey not my first time here how's the wife and kids yeah yeah yeah i'm doing so then i was like
yo the whites the whites came up with some shit like it was a food i thought it was chinese food
pizza was something pizza yeah but pizza's white italian's white that's not true no but we took
the credit for it. Yeah.
It was like created there.
Whites didn't come up with pizza.
I think we had an argument about this one time.
Yeah, we did. But I'm saying that
whites came up with something that
they don't get the credit for.
And it was in
the Chinese food area.
I don't remember what it was. It was either
the fortune cookie. It was something that
whites made.
Was it the donut?
No, no, no.
They stole that.
America?
No.
Oh, man.
Yo, whites stole a donut?
You lying, yo.
Who they steal that from?
From our homeboy. The Indian dude. The donut king. Listen, if you're lying, yo, who they still have, bro?
From our homeboy.
The Indian dude.
The Donut King.
He didn't create the donut, did he?
But the Asians, somebody over there created it. It was an Asian thing.
Really?
Well, that's what the Donut King doc said.
And since I don't read, I'm just going with the doc.
I'm rocking with the doc.
I'll just tell you what they said.
But my problem is, oh, so that's how we got here.
My problem is,
you can tell me anything
and my mind will at least
think about it.
So we start talking about
this food bullshit
and then I start just coming up
with amazing white people.
Like,
we hear too much about the bad.
Like, let's celebrate
the amazing white.
So I threw out Einstein
just because of the shit
he was doing back then.
Smart guy. Fam. A little bit my life my life my life today goes mighty different if einstein didn't do it what he did probably so like that's what these stupid docs keep telling me today like
the docs tell me that you know just spend your whole life being thankful and grateful for some
of the fights that these earlier dudes have like i, I walked in my kitchen. I'd be so thankful for
the Keurig coffee
cup holder. I just pull some shit out.
They all ledge up, line up nice.
And then I go back to how I would feel in
1890.
And I'm like,
I'm like, yo,
I was about to say, you're going to cut
the light switch on. Fam, but do you know how many
people's creative plans had to happen for me to enjoy the life that i enjoy today that don't fall
that's not lost on me is all and actually we got we got some interesting topics to get to it's not
too much music uh my phone was playing a trick on me today uh where i was up last night uh last
night at midnight right when the music drops. I get excited.
I get excited because I don't know what music is supposed to drop.
So I like the search.
My stupid phone only showed me three albums,
and I knew that that was wrong.
I turned it off, turned it on, same thing.
I swiped up, got it out of there, opened it back up, same thing.
It only showed me three albums.
You know my stupid ass sat there and listened to them was it fire?
I bought one of them
that Fat Joe shit
was fire
see it didn't show me
Fat Joe
Fat Joe what?
Fat Joe did what?
Fat Joe and Drama
did a
it's a mixtape album
I think it's
it's an album
I don't know
oh see I would want to hear that
it's really good
I don't like
see now you make me mad
see I get mad
when a drop happens
that I would have liked
to know about.
That shit is fire.
Whose job is it
to let us know
that music is coming out?
Is that the artist's job?
The artist or the label.
Is it the label's job?
It should be the label's job,
but now it's the artist's job.
Is it the fan's job?
The radio's job?
The streaming?
Is it everyone's job?
It's the artist's job.
Now it falls mostly
on the artist's job.
With social media
and all that, that's wrong.
If you're not promoting your own shit, you're done.
Why would you not?
Even if the label's job is to promote your shit.
Because I'm not a promoter.
I'm an artist.
That's not true.
Okay, but you as an artist.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, go ahead.
That is true.
You're both.
No.
No, I'm not.
I get what you're saying.
I'm an artist.
My job is to just create.
I'm not a promoter.
I'm the artist.
That's it.
I'm telling you who I am. I'm not a promoter. I'm telling you. I'm telling you who I am.
I'm not a promoter.
I don't know how to promote.
I've never promoted.
I've never marketed.
I don't know anything.
I never took a class.
I mean, listen, especially if the label's taking 85% of my shit.
I went to Guitar Center, bought some equipment, put it in, and learned how to work this shit.
Royce just learned how to make beats.
I'm amazed by that shit.
Yeah.
He's engineering himself.
He's pressing the button, going in.
Like, I am blown away by that. I know what it takes to learn it. Right? So I know all that. I don't know how to make beats. I'm amazed by that shit. Yeah. He's engineering himself. He's pressing the button, going in like,
I am blown away by that.
I know what it takes
to learn it, right?
So I know all that.
I don't know how to market.
Yes, the market demands,
calls for you to know
how to market.
I'm not arguing you saying that.
Oh, go ahead then.
I'm saying,
you don't have to be
a marketing guy.
You don't have to be
the supreme marketing major.
Now you do.
Steve Stout.
I'm saying, if i got some shit dropping
on tuesday saturday sunday monday y'all gonna know i got some shit dropping on tuesday then you have
failed and you're not a marketer and we land right back where i am and which is i'm an artist so i
don't know how to do that so all i'm gonna do is tell you the three days before yo friday is coming
tuesday yo friday is coming wednesday yo friday is coming in conjunction with the people that i'm paying to market yeah i'm gonna do both
and now you have maybe five percent of your social media audience that have viewed that in the three
days that you posted it it falls back to yo you're not a marketer so how do i market my shit today
how do i how do i bleed How do I bleed through?
How do I resonate?
And I didn't even think we were starting.
I don't have no topic.
We just talking.
We just talking.
You have to be obnoxious a little bit.
Unfortunately. I was just getting ready to say,
clout chasing.
That's how they do it today.
Yeah.
To answer your question.
That's how.
It's not necessarily clout chasing.
No, no, no.
One way is clout chasing.
That is a way.
Another way.
Let me go say something outrageous or do something outrageous just to get attention.
Right.
All press, there's no such thing as bad press.
Some people believe that.
So whatever I can say or do, to get everybody talking about me, me, me, me, me.
Or just get everybody talking, period.
Case in point to what Ice is saying.
A week ago, two weeks ago, three weeks ago,
Joe Rogan came out and said something.
I don't remember what he said, but it was about the vaccine,
and he got a bunch of people riled up.
And Ian called, and he was like, oh, my God,
did you see what Joe Rogan said?
And he was all riled up, and I said, Ian,
Joe Rogan does this three times a year, purposely.
He takes the biggest thing,
he riles up all of his millions and millions of people,
and he gets the conversation
flowing for two weeks and it all goes away it's genius at it it's great but it's purpose it's
tact it's intentional yeah it's tactful hey the other day summer walker uh summer walker tweets
or instagrams yo if you have the vaccine stay away from me
you're lying no no anybody that's vaccinated don't come near me
okay
and
what do you know
it went viral
of course
yeah don't say
conversation
carried for days
and days
and days
hey someone never said
another word about it
well the next
thing that she posted
I saw people making fun of
she had food
on a dustpan
and food
on
a variety
of things that you should not put food on.
So people were calling out the hypocrisy of, you don't want the vaccine, but you leave food off a dustpan?
No, no, no.
What people were doing was exactly what she wanted them to do.
Right.
That's what they were doing.
And let me just add, if there's humans, there's hypocrisy.
No doubt.
Yeah, we've been saying that for a long time.
And they keep killing it.
You got your body done, but you're mad at the vaccine.
You did this, but you're mad at the vaccine.
You smoked, you're mad. I'm just saying
when I see stuff that look like
that, that jump off the phone,
I just assume that you're working.
Like I said, everything's a rollout.
I say it every week.
Everything's a rollout.
When you say some outlandish shit or some shit that you know is going to generate a buzz or generate some conversation.
It's on purpose.
Bam, do you know how many things exist in my wheelhouse or in my belief system that if I said, it would start conversation for weeks and months at a time?
I don't do that because it's none of nobody's
business like it's my shit they don't meet strangers and just start talking about whether
god is a girl or not like why would you do that it's a passionate talk right it gets into people's
souls and shit or goes against their belief system that they've hey last hey last last podcast i came
in here we had an amazing and amazing let me get a round of applause for you guys
because you guys are finally approved
we had an amazing conversation
well we are all finally approved
let me not separate me from the pack that's trouble
we had an amazing conversation about
social media disappearances
and what they could mean when they happen
for the people that
are going through it,
seeing it, or initiating it, right?
So those disappearances happen,
and then do some more research,
because I'm going to do some more research,
and off the record, but recording,
other people disappeared.
Like, people that were affiliated
with the person I was looking for also disappeared
off socials for like months at a time you know what that said to me oh this is orchestrated
something's coming and that is the problem that i'm having with humanity
because i went on that ran out of love and concern and really thinking about somebody.
Right.
And I can't confirm, but if you're doing that just for...
That's the new world order that I got to get used to.
Yeah, that's what we are now.
That's it.
You just got to suck that one up.
All right, where would you gentlemen like to begin today?
Ice has nothing because he's not ready.
Ice has nothing.
Ice brought up Malice in the Palace.
Ice has...
Everybody brought up Malice in the Palace.
Hey, we're going to get to Malice.
He brought up Dwayne Haskins too.
That's our eight though-ish.
Our eight.
Our eight.
Let me just get out a couple of more really small tidbits
and then we will begin to pot.
I have figured out another one of the problems
with men wearing these bags and purses
outside of them being used to carry weapons.
I figured out another one of the problems.
The problems?
It's a problem.
A huge problem.
A problem huge enough to make me want to stop
carrying them.
What
men do when they like something that another
guy is wearing?
Depend on
the dude. Depend on the item.
No, because a lot of dudes be too prideful
to be like, yo, that's a dope ass jacket.
Most men. Yeah. And if
you say it, you say it, you're going to diss the person. You just, who knows? Some toxic shit. If it's one of your homeboys, you be like, yo, that's a dope-ass jacket. Most men. Yeah. And if you say it, you say it, you're going to diss the person.
You just, who knows?
Some toxic shit they make.
If it's one of your homeboys, you'd be like, yo,
you think you fly.
Get your little bum ass out of here with your nice jacket.
Yep.
It depends on, like, you're not going to compliment someone on their jeans.
That's a little weird.
Well, I'm not going to walk up to you and say, hey,
those jeans are nice.
Buy me a pair.
Never.
Is that what's happening?
In a gazillion years.
So if you're a guy and you're wearing bags that they make for unisex or they make women,
they make a woman's version of that and you're bumping into women that you love, know what
they say?
That's a nice bag.
Why you ain't buy me one?
Why you ain't even think about me?
Where's mine? It's in the store. What you ain't buy me one? Why you ain't even think about me? Where's mine?
It's in the store.
What the fuck you mean?
Go get it.
It's your mom.
Oh.
What the fuck?
All right.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, tough guy.
Come on, tough guy.
No, no, it's different when it's mom.
Mom is in a pocket by herself.
It's your wife.
She in the pocket with mom and daughter.
Just that fast.
He named three women. Three in the same pocket. and daughter. Just that fast. He named three women.
Three in the same pocket.
Yeah.
You want me to tell you what these bags cost?
So you could times it by three?
No.
I'm just saying it's enough to make you not want to wear bags.
That's all.
That's not an important topic.
No music that came out.
I didn't hear the Fat Joe Project.
I don't know what's going on out there.
It might be my favorite Fat Joe Project.
I want to see Fat Joe Project.
Shut up.
I'm serious. It might be my favorite Fat Joe project. I want to see Fat Joe. Shut up. I'm serious.
It's really good.
It's 10 songs
like the Rihanna mashup.
Oh, that sounds fire.
It's fire.
Oh, that sounds great. It's phenomenal.
And know why I don't know that that's out?
Because Fat Joe is an artist.
And he had a perfect platform
in which to roll it out
when he did the beautiful locks.
Oh, I'm buying this.
Dipset shit.
He ain't say nothing about it.
It's really good.
I am purchasing.
Well, what other music came out
that I need to know about?
Benny dropped something.
Benny dropped.
I bought that.
Alchemist and Boldy James dropped something.
Oh, I want to hear that.
It's dope.
Can I tell you something else they dropped?
What?
Melly album dropped.
Melly?
I didn't see Melly's album drop.
I want to hear Melly's album.
And I buy, I'm a Melly fan.
Oh, okay.
I buy Melly albums.
I like this.
Melly's dope.
Yeah, Melly's dope.
I don't know how he got all these features.
He has everybody on his album.
Who's he?
Oh, you're talking about male Melly.
Who?
Melly the guy.
There's Melly the female singer-rapper as well.
Oh, my fucking Jesus, man.
No, that's why I'm like, you a Melly fan?
You're talking about Melly that's in jail for allegedly murdering his two best friends
and putting them in the trunk of his car and making a song about it.
Alleged.
It's all alleged.
Melly's talking like he's coming home, so alleged.
Well, when he comes home,
guess who else will be home?
I'm listening.
Me.
What you listening for?
I forgot there's a Melly
I'm home checking the temperature
in my room.
Peacock is on.
I'm doing,
hey, the second he's home,
I'm home. Life sends. I'm going out for about time. Forever. I'm doing Hey The second he's home I'm home Life sends
I'm going out for bouts
Forever
I'm getting so
I don't even wanna come outside
No more
I'm getting so
Pussilonious
And Pussilonious
Pussilonious
In my age
In my aging boy
Am I getting Pussilonious
Well yeah
Alright so
Melly's album dropped
NBA is rhyming
Through the jail phone
Like shines
And it's fire
A girl song I didn't know you had to Rhyme through the jail phone like shine. And it's fire, a girl song.
I didn't know you had to rhyme through the jail phone no more.
Because everybody got iPhones.
Now just record it and send it.
Like, I've heard a lot of that happening now.
Well, maybe it was his jail iPhone.
I don't know, Ice, because I'm trying not to go to jail.
I don't know the jail conditions.
So you keep fucking with the niggas that's trying to go.
No, nobody wants to go to jail.
No, no, yes, they do. They go like college. Yes, they do. Yeah, yeah, nobody wants to go to jail. No, no. Yes, they do.
They go like college.
Yes, they do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They enroll.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, they do.
Yes, they do.
No, they enroll.
No, yes, they do.
What's your major?
No, yes, you do.
What's your major?
Murder.
If I just start telling you some of the things they're doing, there's no way you can tell
me niggas don't want to go to jail.
You want to go to jail.
No, they just don't think they're going to get caught.
Hey, which, that's not, they are, we'reiggas don't want to go to jail. You want to go to jail. No, they just don't think they're going to get caught. Hey, which,
that's not,
they are,
we're not going to get into this because we do it every week.
They dumbass crooks.
But that was one of the questions
I have.
In rap now,
if the trend and the style now
is to document
your murders
and to list your ops
and to smoke on ops
and to basically just
go through every detail
of active cases, then...
You want to go to jail?
Nah, you don't want to go to jail.
Y'all, police are hitting all of their benchmarks and quotas just by sitting at their desk.
No, just by watching Instagram.
That's what he means by sitting at your desk.
Yeah.
They at home.
I'm not even going to the office.
If a nigga says, yo, caught him by the stoplight. I'm not even going to the office. If a nigga says,
yo, caught him by the stoplight.
I'm not even thinking about this.
Yeah, caught him by the stoplight.
Made him bloody turn white.
And the nigga died right under the stoplight.
What the fuck did you talk about?
That specific stoplight.
Beg to them, please.
Said, please.
Nah, I went on YouTube.
One of these Alabama rappers
went to the Ops hood
and took the street sign down.
I said, all right.
They playing.
Don't take my street sign.
That's my street.
That's my street, dog.
That's some disrespectful to the mascot.
That's some disrespectful to the mascot.
Yo, that's worse than taking somebody's chain.
Yo, what street you from?
That street is in my room right now on the wall by my fucking jerseys.
Yo.
That is some funny shit, bro.
Then you got to kill him and make him the new street sign.
Hang him on a pole.
Hang him on a pole.
All right, stop joking.
Take the curtsy.
Don't do that.
Just joking.
Hey, they'll get this podcast
Killed if that happens
Word
And make a song
Joe Budden told me
To kill this motherfucker
Hang him upside down
Leave him by his truck
Sucker
Sucker
Yeah don't
You've been working
On your shit yo
Ever since your nephew
Got drafted
Ah
Ah
There's a little bit
Of competition
Wait a minute Shit making sense Yes your nephew got drafted. Ah. Ah. There's a little bit of competition in the band.
Wait a minute.
Shit making sense.
My rap game got up.
Yeah.
You trying to be
the opening song
for the Hawks.
Yo, how you would do it?
What's your tray bar?
How you would do it?
Fam, I'm ignoring you.
Acapella.
All of you ignore me.
Play acapella.
Come on, yo, what you would do?
Listen to the rapper.
What you would do? Ice tray. Forget it. Don of you ignorant. Clint Kapella. Come on, yo, what you would do? Listen to the rapper. What you would do?
Ice Trey.
Forget it.
Don't play it.
Oh, man.
This guy's getting corny about a second.
That's like a gift.
This nigga's stupid.
Where was we at?
Where was we at?
Nowhere.
All right, where y'all want to go?
Your little cousin in Alabama did some bullshit.
No, I ain't got no cousins in Alabama.
Oh.
If I do, I don't talk to him.
I'm the man and not talking to niggas
related to me.
That's not something to brag about, yo.
Scott's nuts, yo.
But I wasn't bragging.
You said I'm the man at it.
You said I'm the man at it.
You said I'm the man at not talking to niggas
that I'm related to. I'm good at it.
Why do you rate it?
I just don't speak to them.
I'm not saying I'm good at it.
No, no, no.
I'm good at it.
You're bad at it.
You mean?
Yeah, that's-
No, I'm good at it.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Never mind, yo.
You won.
Yeah, we're going to let you get that one.
Yo, how everybody navigates through life is how they navigate through-
Yo, we keep doing that in this podcast
where I come in, I tell y'all how I'm navigating through life.
I'm saying you're right. And then y'all start yelling at me.
No, no, we're not yelling. You're right.
Hey, your path is your path.
I don't care if
my dad
knew your dad.
I don't know you.
I don't have to know
you, nigga.
The word. You are from Kansas. I don't know you I don't have to know you nigga the word
oh man
you
are from Kansas
I
never been there
let's not start acting
like besties now
cause we at the family reunion
you had to hear my dad
hey me and the whole family
going to the family reunion
this year you coming
no
my mother said
the same shit
no
tell me I don't love the family
I'm just not running down here
Hey the fans
They be like
Oh Joe Budden
Joe Budden
Joe Budden
Today's my birthday
Can I take a picture
Who are you
That's different
Why
No no
You don't know them either
Why do I give a fuck
That it's your birthday though
Nigga
Everybody got a birthday
We just running around serving everybody's
birthday? You want me to
pull out a cake from my pocket?
You can't be an asshole
to your fans.
See, y'all calling
that an asshole. Yeah, that's an asshole.
That's not an asshole.
That's not an asshole. Let me ask you something, right?
If it's not going to bother you,
harm you.
Now I'm asking you a question.
But you're starting with mad variables.
No, I got half a sentence out.
But you're wrong, Ray.
It bothers me.
It harms me.
I don't want to have this conversation.
I don't want to talk to you.
I'm not even in a smiling mood.
I'm sad.
I'm depressed.
I hate my birthday.
Why I got to care about it?
I'm just saying, if you're in that vibe.
If you're in that vibe.
I guess. If you're in that vibe. Nah, if you ain't in birthday. Why you got to care about... I'm just saying, if you in that vibe. If you in that vibe. I guess.
If you in that vibe.
Nah, if you ain't in that...
I was watching Roadrunner.
I've been waiting for Roadrunner.
That's the Anthony Bourdain doc.
Oh, I want to watch this shit.
Where's it at?
Out.
Oh, okay.
I bought it.
I had to buy it.
Oh, I'll buy it.
It said it was an HBO Max thing, but then I went to HBO Max and it wasn't there.
I just bought it.
I looked it up and it said it would be coming there
at an undisclosed time.
I was like,
all right, fuck it.
It's an amazing piece.
Is it?
It's an amazing, amazing.
Hey, we're doing a podcast.
This guy.
But I bring it up
because in the doc,
and it's narrated
by everybody
that worked with him
that was in his life
from start to finish.
Wow.
First wife, second wife, third wife like they going they in there talking but one of the things they let you know real early is what was so genius about anthony bourdain is that he really didn't
want to speak to anybody ever he traveled the world to speak to people right but didn't want to but him at his core off camera you had to force
him to get out of a room to not be awkward to not to not feel that anxiety when you're around people
they had to work through it now he made his bones off of that and he was the man and we'll get into
this doc later because he really was the man and it hit me in my soul this was really really good
check it out this is not an ad. Nobody paid me.
Somebody should pay me.
Peacock,
why don't y'all pay me?
You need to get a check.
No, no,
I need to get a check.
Seriously.
I need to get a check.
You definitely do from Peacock.
No, no,
I need a check from everybody.
Not Peacock especially.
Yo,
if I get a Peacock check,
now I'm going to funnel
some of that your way.
Then them colors
are going to get wild.
Yo,
what,
you think turquoise
would be in that sweatshirt?
That nigga might dress up as a peacock.
At a hotel?
That's your flow.
That's not my flow, fam.
I'm a peacock.
You get a check, you come in with some colorful
collar. Peacock me.
How much do y'all want to bet?
If I come in here like a peacock, 200
other podcasters will be peacocks of me.
How much do you want to bet?
No, I've been a peacock in my own home.
Y'all ain't even seen me.
I played for the peacocks in high school.
I'm telling you.
Yo, that's funny.
Peacocks that seem depressing.
All right.
Let's keep this bad boy rolling.
Where we at? I don't have no time i don't know what we were
just talking about what we just talking about uh anthony warden we'll get to that later that
doc was real good okay oh but my way to see it but my point in bringing it up was just to say like
the things that seem so normal for people like smiling laughing receiving someone well being
happy for someone no you're right being happy for someone nah you right
being happy for you
yo it's your birthday
you feeling that
you feeling that happiness
and that vibe
for the majority of my career
I didn't feel that happiness
nah you right
so nigga
I made a song called
saying fuck my birthday
fuck every holiday
I hate all the holidays
nah you right
why would you think
I'm about to share in that
with you
I ain't
well I wasn't anyway
today I'm a little more I'm a little more cool about it.
It's a selfish mindset from a fan.
That's really what it is.
They're not thinking about.
Super selfish.
They're not thinking about you.
They're not even viewing you as a person.
And they shouldn't.
They don't view celebrities as people.
That's true.
So when they see you, it's not how you feel
or what state of mind that you're in at the moment.
It's I may never see you again.
I want this moment.
I agree.
And then they feel like it's an entitlement thing.
I'm a fan of yours.
It's no different than somebody telling the police officer, I pay your salary.
Indeed.
Postal work, I pay your salary.
They feel like my fandom is what's allowing you To live the life you live
You owe me something
When in actuality
I don't owe you shit
If you're a fan
Yo I see some fans
There be a lot of cool fans though
But a lot of it is
Genuine love though dog
Like a lot of that shit
Is genuine love
Like some people really love
I read some fans last weekend
They're just cool
You know what I'm saying
That drink at the bar
Nah it's starting to get
A little funny for me
But for me Well y'all I'd like to hear about that experience from
y'all because i can't this is y'all's first time like having a man this shit like that right but
for me like if somebody was really a fan then they've listened to me enough to know even how
i feel about those exchanges outside so sometimes a fan might see me be like or just heading on and later on say yo i seen you over
here but i know how you give it up so i left you alone you's the airport you was see to me
that's real fandom that's real fanfare okay that's a real fam because you're a fan of what you're a
fan of it's like you're not gonna you're not gonna go in a mercedes-benz dealership and say hey do
you have one of these with uh manual windows like you're not going to go in a Mercedes-Benz dealership and say, hey, do you have one of these with manual windows?
You're not going to do that.
If you are there for Mercedes, you know that they probably don't do that.
Take your broke ass to BMW, where they'll take-
BMW don't got no fucking manual windows.
Do they?
I don't think so.
Nah.
They're not BMW.
They better not.
Nah.
Hey.
I don't think anybody-
You know that should be true.
Kids don't got manual windows. Hey, we got a
podcast and a
million people
listening.
All of you are
wrong.
For real?
I'm going to
leave it at that.
BMW, 100%.
You could damn
near build that
car.
They got manual
damn near everything
if you want that.
Interesting.
You damn near have
to pay for the
steering wheel.
Go to BMW and
try to get every
package.
Get all the bells and whistles.
Give me everything.
I know.
And see what happens.
I would have never thought that.
I would have thought
that the stock
base model
comes with
power.
Again,
I'm assuming.
I've not owned it.
No, you've been rich
a long time, bitch.
No, honestly.
Like, BMWs
are like peasant sheep.
My mom's probably talking about a Honda.
Yo, stop saying that.
Anyway.
Anyway, come on.
Moving on.
Moving on.
Is there any other music we got to get to?
I'm all over the place today, I know.
But it's a weekend.
I'm feeling good.
It's good energy.
The month is flying by.
Kids are going back to school.
I normally perk up.
Not that type of perk up.
The fall.
Not that type of perk up.
Around the fall.
Fall. A lot of fall.
Fall, when the kids going back to school, when we could put hoodies on, when you could
buy a hoodie.
When you could walk in the store and they got a hoodie there.
Yeah.
I ain't going to lie.
I've been buying quite a few hoodies.
I can't wait for the fall.
And bucket low like fuck it, though.
It's the weather for the day, man.
Fuck it.
But yeah, it's hoodie.
Hoodie season's around the corner.
That's my favorite time of year. You been gearing up? You're looking like money, yo. Not me. But yeah, it's hoodie season's around the corner. That's my favorite time of year.
You been gearing up? You're looking like money, yo.
Not me. I ain't gonna hold you.
You got the glow?
Yeah, Bruce Leroy.
You are, yo. That's that
Virgil Adidas.
Nah, for real. That's the
merge they did, right?
Who else would've put the green there but the verge?
Never.
That wasn't the verge. Alright, then we just moving on. they did, right? Who else would have put the green there but The Verge? Never.
That wasn't The Verge.
No, no.
Forget it.
Alright, then we just moving on.
Yo,
music,
the WizKid dropped
the remix for Essence.
I did not press play
on that one.
Did you?
I didn't.
I usually don't
disqualify a song
by who's on it,
but I didn't want
to hear this.
I've never rushed into a Biebs anything.
No disrespect to Biebs.
I just didn't want to hear that there.
That's all.
So I don't.
You heard it, Joe?
I know y'all.
I know how you guys all feel about Biebs.
I heard the little sample that happened.
The little snippet that went out.
Confused.
Yo,
niggas don't listen to me, man.
I've been coming in here
on the pod
for the last half many months
and giving my
just things I've noticed
about Biebs.
All happen to be
kind of race related,
typically to the darker,
more melanated
black person.
And everybody tells me to shut up you yeah you like post below
be like be shut up nigga let him harmonize nigga let him do what he want he was young he made a
mistake and i'd be feeling bad because like i've made mistakes everyone's made mistakes so you know
what cool but my brain process it like cool you made the mistake but it's just some of the behavior today
that just looks funny under the blue light you taking a picture with your fucking super black
nephews your god sons and that long diatribe that he went on that was weird i don't care what
anybody says it was weird the timing of it felt weird hey the post he just put up he was just
promoting some music last week of somebody who made a racist song saying he wants all black people to die or something like that.
Then he had to apologize.
Five page apology.
Yo, I had no idea.
Hey, dogs, I got it.
I got it from you.
Hey, take me with some of my past alleged transgressions.
If I were to come in here every week pandering to that specific audience, would just sound funny to people it would sound
funny this be sounding funny but niggas tell me to shut up so i shut up and beebs made journals
but this he made purpose and purpose and all that matters he made yeah but now we have essence which
many of us have deemed the song of the summer uh Wiz Kidd featuring Tims, if you've never heard it.
This song that has been symbolic of what outside feels like again.
It just feels good.
A real feel good vibe.
Beeb says this is his song of the summer and he couldn't let the summer pass without him hopping on it himself.
And Wiz Kidd was real excited about it.
He tweeted, hey, got a big surprise for my fans coming.
And this was the surprise.
Justin Bieber is featured on the remix, the official remix of Essence.
How'd he sound?
Just reading that, to me, I almost called you.
I almost called you.
Don't call me.
No, I almost did.
Why?
Just to say, I get it.
Don't call me.
I was just going to say, yo, I get it. Don't call me. No, I almost did. Why? Just to say I get it. Don't call me. I was just going to say, yo, I get it.
Don't call me.
I know what time it is.
Can't trick me.
You agree with him?
I don't know.
I'm saying agree with him, but you don't even know what we're talking about.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I was saying if he got it, because I don't get it.
I was saying that Parks got it.
What Joe has been saying about Bieber for a minute now.
He opened his album with
a Martin Luther King speech.
It's weird. It's weird.
I can't. It's weird.
Shoot him much more bad. It's just weird.
I've been shooting him. We're not saying that's evil.
I like Martin Luther King.
I ain't never opened
All Love Lost with it.
It's weird. Not white, though.
No, I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm just saying, like, sometimes, especially with a bunch of his friends being.
I'm going to say this real quick, and then you can go.
I'm shutting up.
I just want to present you the option.
You don't even have to defend this nigga right now.
You know, it could just be weird.
That's not cool. You don't have to. You're going're gonna find a way to that's who you are yeah but this
is weird not this but all of this in totality has been weird so here we go parks i don't know how to
feel because beef sounds good like you're never gonna you're never to hear me say he's not talented.
He's talented.
And that's where the New World Order is headed.
The same way T.I. and the baby and them got to deal with how they feel about Lil Nas X,
I got to deal with how I feel about these motherfucking TLFRs.
Huh?
These little fire racists. These little fire racists.
These little fire racists running around.
Well, wait.
Making fire.
Hold up.
They out here making fucking beautiful metal. Hold on.
I love that.
Man.
Hold on.
I'm trying to tear my brain up.
No, man.
Wait, Joe.
I'm not letting.
No, no, no, no, no.
Who else I have to know is on the TLFR list?
I need to know now.
Wahlberg.
No.
Matt Damon.
A Matt Damon clip surfaced of him trying to shit on a black director, telling him that
the movie that they was trying to depict wasn't...
They needed black people in it.
And he was like, oh, no.
Well, this is a white society and a white...
And I was like, no, not Matt Damon.
No.
That's what Matt Damon said to the dude? Yeah. To a woman. It was a black, and I was like, no, not Matt Damon. No. That's what Matt Damon said
to the dude?
Yeah.
To a woman.
It was a black woman.
I got it for you,
so I'll show it to you
on the next break.
And then you can come back
and tell us what you think.
But I was like,
oh man,
Lil Fire racist.
Man, he grew up in Boston.
Hey, before we knew
that Kevin Spacey
was a fucking complete
psycho and lunatic,
damn good actor.
Very good actor.
Yeah, he's very good.
A little fire racist.
Or a pervert.
Say it.
We can throw it and say it.
That's a little fire racist pervert.
You add another letter?
Yeah.
That's a little fire racist pervert.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, every time I bring up Biebs, they shit on me for posting alone.
Guess what?
I'm not leaving them. I'm not leaving him.
I'm not leaving him.
Well, fire.
That music is fire.
Whenever you stop changing.
Oh, my God, I'm getting whiter.
I'm just saying.
You asked me how it sounds, Parks.
Beav sounds good.
He's a talented guy, and I love this song,
so I mean, it's going to sound good.
Right.
I'm nitpicking about shit from the past
and certain behaviors that exist today,
but musically, there's nothing to say about him.
I'm not that stupid.
Nothing to say about him musically.
I be talking about the behaviors
of some of the people that make fire music.
Like, I come in here and talk about the shit
that Summer Walker do, and I laugh.
We start going, but don't nobody think that Summer Walker not about to put out a fire, right?
Oh, no, no.
She definitely come with some fire.
Even the fans.
When the fans say that, they be like, yeah, I love Summer.
But, nah, but that's Summer.
Man, that album.
Just do the album.
Shut up.
Yeah, don't talk.
Just give us the music.
Yeah, if you're providing the service that they love from you,
we'll deal with your vaccine takes.
A lot of shit.
A lot of shit.
A lot of shit.
And the consumer has to live with that, what you will and won't overlook.
Fam, I just watched everybody jump back on the Kanye wave after this live stream
because the music was sounding fire.
Yeah?
Like, yes.
As long as the music fire, all right, we can excuse some shit. I'm not on the Kanye wave because the music was sounding fire. Yeah? Like, yes. As long as the music fire,
all right, yeah, we can excuse some shit.
I'm not on the Kanye wave because the music is fire.
That's one reason.
But he also has stopped publicly doing the MAGA Trump support.
Okay, but he didn't walk it back
and he didn't address it either.
I don't need him to.
Okay.
I don't need him to.
I just need it to stop.
Sometimes the stopping is addressing it. And listen, I don't know his personal business, so I don't need them to. I just need it to stop. Sometimes the stopping is addressing it.
And listen, I don't know his personal business,
so he can be doing all that behind the scenes.
But the stopping is addressing it.
You don't have to come out and give me the long speech,
turn CNN on looking like Cuomo in the face.
Yo, last year.
You don't need the apology to be as loud as the disrespect.
I keep saying this.
I keep saying it's one of the stupidest things.
It is.
It's the stupidest thing ever because, check this, what happens with people.
You subscribe to him?
We know.
We know.
I subscribe to him.
He subscribes to a lot of that shit.
But guess what?
When these artists do and say something stupid and then they try to address it to the public,
nine times out of ten, you end up sounding even more stupid.
So niggas just don't address it.
Or disinterest.
They ask Lil Baby, hottest rapper in the world right now,
yo, why you don't talk about the political issues?
He said, oh, because I don't want to leave room for anything I say
to be misinterpreted.
Look at that.
Beautiful answer.
Not really, because that says, no, it is a beautiful answer.
But to me, what it said is, I'm not even going to stretch my brain with a way to articulate what I want to say.
Because I can word it in a way that you won't misinterpret it.
But I'm not doing that because y'all going to misinterpret it no matter what way I word it.
So you just contradicted yourself.
Yeah, I was about to say, you definitely just contradicted yourself.
I didn't because last week, Chris Pop week, we said, I think we said,
yo, why don't we even approach the line with some of this stuff?
Because no matter what you say.
Because how do you approach the line?
You can be perfect.
Yeah.
All right.
So I'm just understanding both.
I'm not trying to contradict myself.
I'm just understanding both.
It was a contradiction, just not in a bad way.
Tell me why.
Because you said you're not even wrapping your brain about
that you could articulate it in a perfect way
where it can't be misinterpreted.
Because they're going to misinterpret it.
Because they're going to misinterpret it.
So if it can't be misinterpreted.
That's not, all right, maybe I'm doing that thing I do
where I just be wrong and don't listen to y'all.
In my brain, that's not a contradiction at all.
I won't explore the thought because I have the answer.
And that's true.
You do have the answer.
The answer is there's no way I could say this and y'all will get it.
So I say nothing.
That's the answer.
Which also means you've stopped your brain from even trying to figure out if a way exists.
you've stopped your brain from even trying to figure out if a way exists.
Or it's,
I checked every door and they all lead to the same shit.
So I'm not walking any further.
See, I don't submit to that because the door you checked today could be a whole new
door tomorrow.
It could be a whole new door the next day.
It could be a whole new door the next day.
Maybe whatever he thought about today won't,
won't register or process that way in five or 10 years.
Right.
I was going to come in here. Hold on. years, right? I was going to come in here.
Hold on, let me finish.
I was going to come in here and ask y'all.
You know we be trying to think about life shit to talk about in the fall.
I was going to come in here and ask y'all some real corny shit.
I was going to say, yo, man, what, is there anything that you would have told
your 21-year-old self to make blah, blah, different life choices and changes?
You know the little stupid-ass question.
And before I even got to the end of thinking it, I said, well,
this is stupid
because no matter
what I told
my 21 year old self,
he was going to do it.
I'm going to listen.
That's why my answer is no.
We be saying that shit
as old heads
and OGs now.
Like,
yo,
we need to tell the people.
Nigga,
we were told.
When Joe Budden was 21,
they told me.
They told me.
Right.
They told me.
That's what I say all the time
They told me
You say yo tell the youth
Tell the youth
Nigga I was a youth
And I was told
Repeatedly
And I said man
From numerous people
I was told
It's different times
And know what I told them all
Nah
Got you
Heard you OG
Hey
Suck my dick
Nah I'm a guy the different way
I'ma head over here
Alright that works for you
Time change
Anything
You know what usually is
It's different now
Yeah
This ain't when you was out here
Yeah
Times are different
Everything is different
So the way it was for you then
Yep
Ain't the way now
Meanwhile life is a loop
So meanwhile it's the exact same shit
And they trying to put you on game
I talk to my little young niggas all the time
Nah man it's different now
We do things a little different
We got this
We got that
We got this
We got that You right You that, we got this, we got that.
Uh-huh.
You right.
You know what?
There are certain people
have given me insight
or information
and it's stuck.
Right.
Like, because again,
you're not going to receive
information from everybody
the same way, right?
So some people
you really admire, right?
And it might just be a tidbit
and they can stick with you.
Those are usually the ones that stick.
Or something small.
It could be just something real, real small.
Something general.
And it'll stick.
Can I jump in just a shit on Parks real quick?
Please do.
Parks, you're going to drive me absolutely crazy.
You're going to get me sick.
You got my body temperature.
Let me tell you how important you are when I get dressed in the morning.
Because one day it's freezing in this bitch and one
day it's Africa. I can't figure out
if he's trying to save money on
the air bill.
Sometimes. But yo, the other day it was
freezing in this bitch. The other day I thought I was in
Antarctica. But that's fine.
In Park's house, he do what the fuck he want.
But this is how important you are to me in the morning.
I know the pants I want to wear.
These niggas like, yo, you have hoodie, have shorts.
Mention me, have it.
I don't know if I'm to put a hoodie on, a tank top, a bra.
How do I?
It's 100 degrees outside.
Why are you going to turn this?
I'm sitting here wondering why I want to get naked in front of y'all.
Yo, I swear to God.
My fucking neck is sweating.
Please don't.
The fact that he said that.
Now it's please don't, right?
Right now it's please don't.
As opposed to when?
As opposed to them days after Jersey Girls, right?
I didn't want you to get naked neither.
Fuck you to what?
I thought it was different.
I thought hurry up and get naked.
They ready.
No, I want you to stay fully clothed. I don't give a fuck thought, hurry up and get naked. They ready. No, I want her. You can stay fully clothed.
I don't give a fuck about you.
She can get naked.
You are much more the fuck in jeans dude than I am.
Don't do that.
I got to get naked to show some love.
Wait, what's wrong with that?
Fucking in jeans?
I'm waiting for him.
I want to finish what he's saying.
Oh, no.
I'm tossing the dice.
I'm right after this break.
You were saying, Ice. I just saiding a dice right after this word.
You were saying, Ice.
I just said, what's wrong with that?
Fucking through the jeans, like through the dick hole?
They were just complimenting this podcast on our maturity over the past few months.
No, you're fucking through the jeans.
All right, so hold up.
All right.
Are they button jeans or zipper jeans?
It's all right.
You are quickly approaching 40.
I'm not saying I do it now.
I'm just saying, y'all ain't never did that before? So you're proud of me.
Of course I've never fucked through the hole in my jeans.
Never.
No.
I definitely have.
I definitely have, too.
Well, you guys have been heathens.
Absolutely.
I've never done that.
Yes.
Shocker. You know, me and Ish have always heathens. Absolutely. I've never done that. Admittedly. Yes. Shocker.
Yeah, no, me and Ish have always laid the terms.
Y'all was just accepting whatever came your way.
You was just beat for that box.
God.
Hey.
Hey, I was horny.
What do you want from me?
What do you want me to do?
You can drop your pants to your knees at least.
You don't got to fuck through the zipper hole.
Hey, let me do you one better now.
Before we even get to the sex part of this, I hate jeans.
Hey, when was the last time you seen me in jeans?
Maybe four times a year.
So now you want me to pull them down or keep them up, unzip the thing, and give Shorty a rash?
No.
What type of fucking nigga?
You're giving yourself a rash.
You're giving your dick a rash. got the zipper there i don't even
like and fly i don't even like your stroke game if you can accomplish this without giving her a
rash what's the name of that duane wade new show the new he does like a new game show that was
coming to the cube where they fucking make you do a bunch of things that sound real stupid but
it's hard let's see if you can take all of these round balls out of this square in 90 seconds.
Of course I can, you idiot.
Move, Dwayne Wade.
Let me do this.
And then you fail.
And then you can't.
That's what this is.
How do you do this without giving a woman a rash?
Bam.
Or giving yourself a rash?
Or you like a rash on your shit?
No, you don't like it.
Some people do like that.
Like, oh shit, my shit's purple today.
Yours is giving it to her.
Oh shit.
This is my shit for arresting. Yo, oh shit, my shit purple today. You was giving it to him. Oh shit. This is my shit for wrestling.
Yo, you was giving him rabbit pumps?
Man, you just do what you had to do for the time, man.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
You just do what you got to do.
You talking about when the purple tape was out.
It was like, oh shit, my tape purple.
He wasn't mad.
He wasn't mad.
Everything purple to do with me.
And you had the purple Iversons at that time.
He was a rookie.
You were like a genius calling it early.
I'm telling you, he's the one.
Who's humping through the jeans hole?
I never even heard of that.
I'm not even going to lie.
I never even heard of that.
Niggas have definitely just bop, bop.
Bop, bop.
No, I've dropped my jeans.
I ain't.
Let me say to you what parents always say.
You going to do everything that niggas do?
If all your friends go jump off of the bridge, you going to do it too?
What are you talking about with niggas
I'm just saying
it's happened fam
like what the fuck
niggas put ketchup
in the fridge too
what does that mean
cold ketchup is terrible
that is terrible
and me and shorty
had to come to
you don't put ketchup
in the fridge
I thought you
posted it in the fridge
you're not black at all
we know you put
hot sauce in your fridge
I don't eat ketchup
or hot sauce
or pepper
salt
what you eat just candy Put hot sauce in your fridge. I don't eat ketchup. Or hot sauce. Or pepper. Salt.
Right?
What you eat?
Just candy.
Just lollipops.
Open up his fridge.
It's just all candy.
Yo, come on, man. Let's talk about something.
Let's talk about something smart.
Since we just finished talking about fucking through jeans.
Yo, arrest that girl.
They'll let you do that.
They'll let you do that.
No. And arrest that girl that you used to talk That let you do that No And arrest that girl
That you used to talk to
That put the Hennessy bottle
Inside of her vagina
Oh
Her sister did that
Well arrest them both
But the family
The mama
Yeah they were twins
The mother really need to go
No they don't
No they don't
If your kids
Have resorted to
Putting Hennessy
Don't you
Can't judge people
Kids
You can't judge
Can't judge people With kids. You can't judge people with parenting.
Like, some of the kids had a lock on the door.
Chris Rock said.
I'm not even going to get into Chris Rock.
My mom knew.
I asked every year for my birthday.
That's why I only get socks and t-shirts now.
Every year on my birthday, what do you want, Joey?
Just a lock on the door, Mom.
A lock? No, a lock ain't going down. do you want, Joey? Just a lock on the door, Mom. A lock?
Nah, a lock ain't going down.
I had a lock. You had a lock? My big brother, I feel, and I could be totally... That's why he looked at the light bulb,
man, see?
Look, nigga got up and got
dressed as one, too.
He got a light bulb,
PTSD. Yo, I might be
misrepresenting my childhood, but I feel like everything
my older brother wanted for Christmas, he got. The biggest
boombox, got it. Waterbed, got
it. I never got my own phone
line. Like, I was ahead of the curve
in asking for gifts as like, I
wanted my own phone line at eight.
I got it at ten. I mean, I
had one. I got it at ten. I mean, you was
older. You saying at eight? No,
not at eight. You did not.
I got mine at ten. Stop, don't age yourself. Don't even tell us.
Nah, I'm probably like ten. I'm just saying the things
I was asking, you knew not to put no fucking lock on that
door. Do you know the thing? I'm being MacGyver right now
with crime. You know what I'd be able to do?
You would have burned the house down. You?
In a locked room? I could make a bomb.
You would have. I would have burned the house
down. I definitely would have made a bomb.
Absolutely. Just to see if I did it.
Just to see if I could do it. Yeah, my kid's not getting
no longer. The problem with that is... Especially if they're
anything reminiscent of Joe Budden.
The problem with that is
where do you go to see if your
bomb works?
You would have tried it in your room.
No, he'd have blew himself up making the bomb.
It's only a puff. No, he'd have
blew himself up making the fucking bomb. See, now we get into
the twisted mind and Joe Budden
Once I found out
That they had
What is the name of this room
That they have
In therapy
Where you get to go in there
And beat everything up
Rage Room
There's a name of it
Yeah Rage Room
Rage Camp
Rage House
Actually needed one of those
As a form of therapy
You go in there
And they give you weapons
A bat
Paint
Whatever you want
And you just break things
and you really
it really works
you really stress that way
I've done it
it works
I've done it too
and it worked
I cried when I was breaking things
that shit was the best
anything you think about
just let it all out
and you said I'm a white boy
that is some white shit
both of y'all on
that's some white shit
alright let me
alright
that sounds really lit to me
so you might be off
that sounds super fire to me that's some white shit I'm me alright that sounds really lit to me nah nah nah that sounds super fire to me
nah
that's some white shit
I'ma get him too
you gonna get him
I'ma get him too
that is some white shit
okay let me ask you a question
you are perpetuating
the
the
the stereotypes
that come along
with toxic
black shit
you're right
this is not white shit
that's
that's actually getting out feelings.
It's funny.
That's what it really is.
It's funny, and I'm not going to step on the joke.
If we stay in joke land, it's the whitest shit in the world.
It sounds lit.
It is lit.
But I'll tell you, the white story is lit.
Parks is waiting on this moment.
Yeah, we're...
We can't wait to go get a sludge hammer.
Parks, we didn't break up some shit.
No, we're not doing it.
Shit is lit.
We used to just do that shit outside, the things that we shouldn't have been doing it to.
Yeah.
And that's what I thought of.
And that's why I bring this up.
That's what I thought of my first and second time to the Rage Room.
I was breaking shit and I was crying.
And because of that, the therapist was saying, oh, my God, you're killing this.
You're doing amazing.
You're really in touch with you.
You got a lot of pent up emotion and aggression in there.
And in my head, I was like, well, if we knew this was here 15 years ago,
then I wouldn't have been playing knockout outside.
We wouldn't have been jumping people.
I wouldn't have been putting batteries in socks and fucking padlocks.
I was home just trying to make concoctions.
Yes.
Like, just in case.
You needed an outlet for that anger.
If they jumped me today This was gonna happen
There was no threat
Of being jumped
Yo just a minute
Alright I know you joking
But real talk
Yeah we acting like him
We stepping on his joke
Alright go ahead
Get your joke
Go ahead
I'm listening to y'all
Go ahead no no
We the white ones
Come on
Us
I'm just listening to y'all
Talk that white shit
Well how do you deal with your traumas?
In anger.
In anger.
Rage.
What was the comedian nigga name?
I don't know.
His mad comedian.
That used to be hitting the watermelons with the sledgehammers.
Oh, Gallagher.
See?
That's what you do?
No, nigga.
That's white shit, yo.
I'm good.
Y'all got it.
I'm talking about you've never been so angry one time that you were just like,
ready to explode?
Yeah,
but he goes,
and he has sex to do it.
Like Ghost,
remember Ghost was killing people and they just kept showing him
fucking mad like,
I gotta fuck the shit out of her
because I killed someone in the club.
They was doing that.
That's what you do, right?
I get over it.
But I ain't trying to be funny, dog.
Oh, this is gonna snap one day. No, it's a serious question. Yo, real. But I ain't trying to be funny, dog. Oh, this is going to snap one day.
No, it's a serious question.
Yo, real talk.
I'm not going to beat up the room.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
Wait, wait, wait, Joe.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So I'm talking about rage to the point where you could put your hold on the wall or break something, right?
You just, what, take a deep breath and it's gone?
Where does it go?
I don't know. I'm going to tell you
where it go
it's still in you
no no how about
how about
see hey just that fast
we come full circle
when what happens
when you even stop
your brain from thinking
answer it
think
think through it
to think through it
you got to think through it
right
what happens to the range
if you consume it
it got to come out
we got mad holes in us nose mouth never let it out you got to think through it, right? What happens to the rage? If you consume it, it got to come out. We got mad holes in us.
Nose, mouth, ears, peels, ass.
You've never let it out.
You're holding that in.
What happens?
That's what that green shit was.
All right, you want to joke.
I got it.
Yeah.
I got it.
No, no.
Say less.
Say less.
Yo, let me explain it to the audience.
Yo, you said you got it.
Let me explain it to the audience.
I know what's going on.
We're going to keep this thing moving right along.
Yeah, I see that.
His nephew was just drafted to a team in Atlanta,
the strip club capital.
Hey, yo, that's what you doing.
Game winner.
Oh, man.
Trying to hit another one.
He put the clamps on somebody.
It's the last day of summer league.
It's just going to Vegas.
He got a suited encore and win both,
depending on where he pop off that night
is where he might be.
His bag is packed.
Louie,
Toomey,
everything
is silk in there.
Who else but Esco?
Like,
you know what he gonna do.
So this is the one pod.
The one pod.
He could be serious.
In five months
where
mad serious shit
we could get to
But
That's not
Nah but that's not who I am
I don't
You never really see me
We're asking the legit questions
No again
You never really see me
Talk the mental health thing
That's not
Really my thing
Right
So I'm not gonna be
Yeah but I also heard you say
That you shot at people on here
You said that on the podcast
On air
That sounds like rage to me
Why'd you do that
I never did that I never did that I was shooting at clouds I didn't say that either shot at people on here you said that on the podcast on air that sounds like rage to me why did you do that i never did that i never do that i was shooting at clouds i didn't say that
either oh i thought anyway so oh shit i'm so mysterious again um hey if they give me a big
mac i'll spill it all what that say yo two macarons hey I wouldn't fold for the one little happy meal
but you give me three or four
they kill a nigga online
for eating a happy meal
the nigga that was
snitching on somebody
that picture that was
floating around
was just a guy
in the interrogation room
with Wendy's burgers
and shit
they was like
yo what he doing y'all
they tore him up
oh he giving it all
yeah for some fucking nuggets.
Yo, again, I just, I never really been to a therapist.
I never really, you know what I'm saying?
So how did you deal with your anger still?
You, man.
He's angry still.
I'm not even trying.
I've never been to a therapist.
I want to go to one.
You said you went to the rage room.
I didn't say a therapist is what I'm telling you.
You can, just how we book the skate rooms. No, I'm just talking. No, listen said you went to the rage room. I didn't say a therapist is what I'm telling you. You can just how we book escape rooms.
No,
I'm just not listening.
Ish.
Yo,
this guy,
see how I play silly.
Look the same way,
the same way we book escape rooms.
You can book a rage room.
Same way.
I would never know that.
You get the safety glasses,
the whole shit.
And they give you the bat,
the sledgehammer,
and you just go in there and let it go.
So I'm asking you off that.
Yeah, you can book a sex appointment.
I was on the phone with somebody the other day.
I was like, oh, my God, I need a handyman.
I was like, a task rabbit.
I'm just going to need somebody to change these light bulbs.
Huh?
No, it's overcharging.
Shit.
Uh-oh.
Wait.
Hey, screen man, can you pull up dictionary.com?
See what overcharge means.
I don't even understand.
What is that?
Charge someone too high of a price.
That's when you check the prices.
No, that's when you know the prices.
I'm telling you.
But it's a different conversation.
Y'all want to joke or what?
What are we doing?
Never mind.
Go ahead. You just checked the price of that.? What are we doing? Never mind. Go ahead.
You just checked the price of that.
No, I don't.
I'm telling you that.
Wait.
19?
I'm telling you when you use that TazRabbit,
you should get ripped off.
That's what I've been telling you for years.
But tell the audience.
What's the ripoff?
They raping you.
What is TazRabbit?
It's an app like Uber that you can have somebody come do household shit because you don't know how to do it. You need somebody to put this box together for you. What is TaskRabbit? It's an app like Uber that you can have somebody come do household shit
because you don't know
how to do it.
You need somebody
to put this box together
for you.
But wait,
who are you to say that
I'm so confused
by you niggas, man.
You can't dictate
somebody else's prices.
What the fuck is wrong?
You,
who know
how shit,
et cetera.
If a nigga,
if you say,
yo,
I need somebody
to come put a light bulb in,
a nigga told you
it's $65 to put a light bulb in, what would you say?
Would you say that that's a normal price,
or would you say, yo, that's overcharging the shit out of you?
Ish charges $65 per light bulb.
Yeah, you're asking Ish.
Ask me next after you finish asking.
No, this is not what I'm about to say is, yo,
somebody has to drive to your house, right?
So you got to pay them for their time.
Okay.
So for them to leave their house, get dressed, leave their house, drive to your house, put the light bulb up, and drive back home, I got to pay for that.
I agree.
So $65, if their rate is, let's say, above 50 an hour, that's cheap.
I want to stay on the time.
Let me jump in here real quick.
Because you're only looking at this twisting of the light bulb.
You're not looking at what goes into the houses. I want to stay on the time. Let me jump in here real quick. Because you're only looking at this twisting of the light bulb. You're not looking at what goes into the houses.
I'm looking at me having to know how.
I want to stay on the time.
If you're looking at the know-how, then it's impossible for you to look at it the way you're looking at it.
Yeah.
This is from the old.
I forgot where this story is from.
I heard it from a million older people about the story of the guy who had a car a long, long time ago.
Many, many years ago. Guy had a car. He got a family. He had to go to work. He goes out to the car. He guy who had a car a long, long time ago, many, many years ago.
Guy had a car.
He got a family.
He had to go to work.
He goes out to the car.
He tries to start the car.
The car don't work.
He fucking calls every mechanic in the universe.
None of them seem to know what they're doing.
He got 10 minutes to get to work.
He don't have nothing to do.
He fucking lifts the hood up.
He's trying everything himself.
He pulls the toolbox out.
He can't fix the car, right?
He calls this one guy, finds somebody.
He comes over.
The guy takes a screwdriver out and fixes it in two seconds.
The guy says, all right, how much?
Guy overcharges him.
Hey, give me $5,000, something stupid.
The guy starts flipping out.
Hey, what the fuck are you talking about?
You just pulled out a simple tool and did blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
and you got it to work.
Well, slow down, buddy.
Who else knows how to do it?
You got somewhere to be and you can't find nobody
else that has the expertise to do whatever's wrong with your vehicle the price is the price
that's it that's one two time we're running into where we are today in the universe and the world
he's taking me to the universe where we are we are today is what the pandemic accelerated us to
is we're all on time now.
We're not on wage.
We're not on hourly salary.
We're all on time.
Did I tell a story here?
I was in a barbershop.
Oh, the same guy.
I was in a barbershop.
Big guy, 50 years old,
just came home.
He was joking around with his barber
saying, yo, dog,
why is my lineup not $12?
Did I say that on the podcast or off? No, you told the story.
I think it was on.
I think it was on, too, but if it wasn't, if you missed that one,
he was beefing that the lineup was more expensive now,
and he's used to it being $12.
After some back and forth, we told him, it's time.
It's the time.
It's not the act of service it's the time
uh my mom i'm talking to my mom we're talking to contractors it's tough to sit down with a
contractor like i understand issue a little more now like to get one and get them to sit down and
devote attention to you and the home and it's time because everybody is looking for contractors
right they're on the
phone we make jokes on the issue on the phone all day but i'm seeing it in real time right so the
contractor is coming over there and i'm getting frustrated because like your fan do you have an
hour or not like i'm hiring you like i'm i'm trying to i'm trying to pay you to pay you again
to fix this and get this house together and And I'm getting annoyed until I catch myself.
Oh, wait. This is a
good thing. He's
valuing time.
Not what he has to come do.
It's not that he's having a hard time coming and sitting
and talking to me and giving him attention, but the time
he got so much to do, he's just trying to make the most of his day.
I can't be mad at that.
So, my broad point
to you is, the price is the price.
What Fat Joe said about Jadakiss, the price yesterday is not the price today.
It's not the price tomorrow.
As someone that does a specified task,
it might take me less time to mix a song now than it used to,
but I'm charging more.
No, and again.
It's not because it's an hourly thing. No, it's going to be great, and I'm going, and it's not because... You're right. It's not an hourly thing.
Yeah.
No, it's going to be great, and I'm going to get it done quick.
So, again...
The rate is higher.
It's a term.
And don't you want to be...
And I shouldn't be punished for getting better at it.
But don't you want to be in a place where, or for a lot of us, where you set your price,
or where you're able to set your price?
Like, too often, people be in these fields
where we don't get to dictate what the price is.
Hey, what's the ceiling on this?
Hey, what's the second highest that you can be paid for that?
How much is this at?
Yo, it used to piss me off, right?
Before Uber, we used to come out the airport
and have to get a cab maybe if you don't have car service.
And if you get in the cab, you'll tell him,
hey, I'm going over here.
I used to hate this.
And they will pull out that little fucking book and see where, how much it is per mile, percent.
Didn't matter I was going right through the Lincoln.
It's right there.
Their books say that that's 100 and whatever it is.
Do you want to go?
How bad do you want to get home?
True.
But in construction, I mean, it's applicable to life.
Excuse me.
They say, like, yo, I don't get paid for what I do.
I get paid for what I know.
And so, again, to Parks' point, yo, back in the day when I wasn't as knowledgeable,
it might used to take me three hours to mix some shit
that now I'm more knowledgeable I could do in 45 minutes.
And it mixes better.
And it mixes better.
So again, I'm getting paid for what I know how to do,
not how you, and this is what happens too
when you're self-employed or when you work in an odd field.
Most people, because they are on a nine to five,
they equate time to value.
Correct.
Because they're getting paid on an hourly wage.
Yes.
Right?
So, again,
a plumber could come out
and tear your ass up
for $300
and he was in your house
for 20 minutes.
Right.
You mad as hell
because, again,
it takes you a day
to make $300.
So you equating his time
to your time
and what your wages are
and you can't really do that.
Yeah.
Even if it's some shit, I can do that
shit myself. It might take you two days
to fix the sink.
And it might not be right. I want to always be
able to set my own price.
Like even in podcasting, right?
You did. Or you tried to.
No, I did and I do.
I did and I do. I don't abide
by the rules that most of these
podcasters, and it's not to shit on them because everybody has to go through different things.
I'm not going through it.
I got fucked enough before podcasting, so I'm never.
The podcasters say you got to take a deal based off CPMs, clicks per minute.
Joe Budden will never take a deal based off CPMs, ever.
That could be the standard forever, and I'll never take those deals.
I'll always have a belief in my ability to beat that if that's the standard
I can operate outside of that
and beat that
I've never heard of that
what is clicks per minute
views
clicks
pull it up so we can teach Ice
and the people out there listening that may not know
because I've also heard you say
that they don't give you all of the numbers,
like the other companies.
So how do you get a clicks per minute
if you don't know how many people are...
Well, that's part of the reasoning.
Yeah, so it's all...
Yeah, that's why I didn't get that.
I thought it was...
Clicks per minute.
Cost per thousand impressions.
It's their version of 1,500 streams equals a sale.
CPM stands for cost per thousand impressions,
and it's typically used in measuring how many thousands of people
your advertising or marketing piece has.
CPM is typically used in campaigns that are designed to be seen
by thousands and thousands of people. So I'd have to bring somebody else in here i understand i mean you kind of get it
you get it right off of that yeah i get it off of that but again i would have to know what the
number was and because i always heard y'all say they don't show y'all the numbers well some places
show you numbers and i mean streaming services like if you have a podcast on uh
spotify or apple i think today there may be a dashboard that exists that tells you your numbers
podcasters know their numbers okay the public doesn't know podcast numbers because they're not
seen and everybody when it's time to talk about numbers, everybody just puts up their plaque, their number one status of the week,
or just anything.
Numbers can be manipulated.
We're putting up something that says we're doing good.
Got it.
Gotcha.
That's why I post that top 50 thing.
Yeah, I saw that the other day.
That's not to be manipulated.
You can't play with that.
That's not coming from streamers.
That's coming from the servers.
Right.
That's why right underneath it says all the servers.
Megaphone, Megabook, MegaHouse, Megadisc, Lipsyn.
We're not playing streaming games.
This is an accurate depiction of who's doing what.
Now, my issue with clicks per minute is y'all are taking clips like album sales.
Let's put it back to music.
Billboard introduced that, hey, we're counting youtube numbers now uh-huh right
so they didn't count before they did not count before so people were running up millions and
millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of views streams and listens on
youtube and they did not count people were people were focusing their entire album rollout shit like that on youtube and they were not counting but those are clicks
instagram got it those numbers they're clicks the clicks are worth a lot more than what they
tell us it's worth so you'd have to be really open minded. Now imagine if every time one person watched your podcast,
it garnered you $3.
You pay a lot more attention than if you thought every one person got you for
three cents,
half a cent.
Yeah.
And that's the illusion.
So when they say clicks per minute,
Joe will never subscribe because yeah,
I got numbers here,
here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here yeah, I got numbers here, here, here, and here.
But this don't account for my overall value and the numbers I put everywhere and the people that's going to retweet that and the engagement and my loyal people over here.
My shit is massive. I've changed too many departments and companies.
And don't CPM me.
Like, I did it already.
Some podcasters, you got to do that. You got to play the game. Until you don't got to me like i did it already right some podcasters you got to do that you got to play
the game until you don't gotta play no more until you don't have to play no more like basketball
it's like anything yeah right yeah it's like i keep saying that different ways and people don't
really hear me like i get it everybody everybody has audience and everybody has to monetize their
audience how they monetize it i was very clear
and hey i'm only doing business with the people that's doing business with me that's like a plus
as an independent contract i'm not hoeing my ass around i'm not taking our shit and putting it
everywhere that you can put a podcast i would never do that right i would never do that know
how we got our spotify deal when we got it it's because we ignored spotify we didn't put it there
no i'm not going to give you my shit for free so you could study it analyze it break it down get the email all the information of every
one of the people that are listening and why and i know nothing i have nothing and you don't pay
me nothing i get nothing nowhere right yeah nah fuck that no absolutely that just will never
happen to joe all i'm doing is driving your value more. No, no, no. Not even your value, but I'm giving you more.
I'm giving you the leverage on what you think I'm worth
because you see all my numbers.
Yeah, so that...
You're looking behind the curtain. So if you're a creator and you're trying to change
the way of the future, what you're doing is
you're saying no at every chance you get or you're
saying let me get the information. Because if we get
the information, maybe we can create our own.
So now you got these different
platforms and they about to come out with all this all this new shit actually they've started last year so all this new
shit coming out that seems to favor creators which says well what doesn't it must be some new things
now that don't so i'm not even doing business with nobody that says hey i tell the story all
the time in a clubhouse i went to him i said yo black people we here you should consider us they said we'll think about it i said all right you have just
lost my 900 hours a month my million followers a week that i'm getting whatever it was you lost it
i'm gone now what they got to do is stir up black trauma yeah to get shit going and then them fucking
idiots got the nerve to comment underneath the black trauma on instagram it says clubhouse
clubhouse that's what it says i'm telling you something clubhouse fire emoji uh shocked emojis
underneath that i won't even talk about it. But when you process it differently and you see what's going on, you're like, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Y'all ain't even want to fuck with us.
We was here.
We made y'all pop.
And now y'all fucking lost your traction, lost your credit.
Board members said whatever they said.
And now what do you know?
You back.
But not really back.
Because you didn't come back and say, I'm sorry.
You came back and said, hey, you hungry?
That's crazy. I ain't know they did yeah
oh nigga they all doing something no no no they all we just we had a conversation down and we
about to get to it because i was like we're getting right there that is right where we're
going okay good you either down or you're not that's crazy it's get out of lay down the companies
are involved too that's another reason I big up Versus so much.
Like the people get mad at me.
Bro, yo, it's not a Versus cast.
It's not a Versus cast.
Yo, we seen it.
We was there.
Yo, dog.
Triller offered me a blank check.
I said no, but who cares?
The point is Triller
offered a black person
a blank check.
The end. Don't tell me about support for them.
I'm watching what's going on.
I see the
support focus
like real support focus toward black people.
I don't have to have a deal with you. If you're
doing that and I like that
I'm rocking like that.
I'm rocking with that.
A hundred percent.
I'm gonna fuck with you.
Come on, man. They didn't have to give
Tim and Swizz a deal.
They didn't have to give
nobody nothing.
They could have copied that shit
and called it something else
like you said.
They didn't have to give
nobody nothing.
But back to my point,
you're either down
or you're not down.
There's a lot of people
that are gonna appear
to be down.
No, that makes sense.
That don't make them down.
I laugh because
we got Instagram and the whites got Facebook.
It's like a divide, but it's the same.
It's the same.
Oh no, they are the same.
I'm just saying, it's funny to me.
It's funny. All it took was some pictures for us
and some weird shit for them, and we all
just lied.
Alright, where's my going?
Where's my going?
So this is where we was going with this.
Look, we was going somewhere serious,
and now Ice has brought up all the funny topics,
but it's cool.
That wasn't me.
It's cool.
Oh, yeah, and while we're at it,
we're not here next week,
the day before Park's wedding.
Go ahead and get mad.
Yeah, we are not here.
Go ahead and get mad at us.
We're about to push it for the whole week.
Trying to, but I'm going to give y'all a little something.
They're going to get mad.
Oh, my God.
Niggas get married every day.
So I'm paying my $25 for?
That's some bullshit.
No, this is a free one.
See?
No, no, no.
They're going to fuck you up.
They get tight.
They don't like that.
They don't like that.
What?
They don't like nothing.
All right, so Ice had a serious topic that he thought was too nerdy and geeky for us.
Let's get into it.
I loved it.
I like geeky topics.
You're a geek.
Come on.
Just stop telling me.
Don't cool it.
Tell us about the encryption, man.
I am the most uncool person here.
No, they all told us for five months straight.
Yeah, like what the fuck?
Which is funny because I'm the most uncool person.
I don't know about that.
Anyway, so the topic,
we had a conversation.
Yeah, Ish didn't jump in
with that same joke.
Yeah, he let that shit go.
Yeah, no, y'all are the most uncool.
Yeah, yeah.
I ain't saying that.
I ain't scared.
We got it, we got it.
I know, bro.
But, um,
so we were having a topic in the car.
And I was...
We were having a topic in the car.
Yeah, we was having a discussion in the car. It was a podcast in in the car. Yeah, we were having a discussion in the car.
It was a podcast in the car.
I get it.
No, I'd be trying not to do that, but certain shit will just come to mind that I don't want to talk about in front of the camera.
Because it's names and shit like that.
Anyway.
Here we are.
This Apple topic.
So Apple, they're going to start scanning your photos you have in your iCloud library.
That's creepy.
For any signs of child pornography.
That's good.
Now, you know, Apple is just super, super, super big on user privacy.
So it's been a big thing going on now, even internally with them.
You got a lot of people saying, hey, this is a good thing because, you know, I don't.
Get the pedophiles off the street.
Yeah, get them out of here.
And then you got a lot of other people saying, hey, look, man, y'all are supposed to be this big.
You know, y'all refuse to unlock the San Bernardino shooter's iPhone because of privacy.
Hypocrisy, yet again.
Hypocrisy.
Yeah.
So that's where the conversation was going i was asking joe how he
felt about it and i said you know we'll save it bring it ask the fellas what you guys thought
about it i didn't tell him how i felt about it yeah i just thought it was an interesting topic
because i didn't think about it but now that he mentioned it it is interesting it is but
i think it's something deeper this is just back to what I was saying earlier.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I think it's something deeper.
So, again, let's say somebody has 5,000 photos on their phone.
All the girls do.
Right?
Yeah.
5,000 photos on their phone.
Correct.
Apple's now going to scan all your photos.
They go somewhere.
Right.
Right?
They got some server in Mars housing everybody's shit.
Not just that.
How do you now differentiate?
I mean, in certain instances, you can.
Don't get that fucked up.
But how do you differentiate a 19-year-old girl from a 15-year-old girl?
Some people look mad young.
Who in Apple universe makes that determination?
Between, like, a teenager and an adult.
Right.
Because again, you could be 20 years old and look mad young.
I don't have all the details.
I did read a little bit further into it.
I don't think it's like a person.
This is all AI scanning.
Well, I understand.
There's a...
Always going to bring up I understand.
I set myself up for that one.
Got to do it.
I set myself right up for that one.
Always going to bring a virus. I set myself up for that one.
Got to do it.
I set myself right up for that one.
But it's like some, I forget, CSM, something like that, child sex database.
And they're just scanning pictures and comparing to there.
And if you trigger anything in there, I think it says after like 30 pictures, there's an alert trigger.
And then they kind of like, you know, forward you off to some other location.
Listen, listen, let me jump in here.
Thank you.
Come on.
Let me ask
you a series of questions do you have clear at the airport yes i do do you think the only time that
the thing looks at your picture and your information is when you have a flight to catch
i believe i'm watched all the time honestly okay i've already given up before before smartphones
when we used to have disposable cameras,
when we used to have to go to CVS
to get the pictures printed,
did the CVS guy ever look at your pictures?
Had to, of course.
No, I mean look at them.
I'm not talking about
what's the proper photography term?
They're not developing.
I'm talking about after they developed
when he was on his break.
No, he might have kept a couple.
Just go through your pictures.
He might have kept a couple.
I mean, I had some wild shit
in a couple of those.
You ever go get your pictures
and a few was missing?
Like a few that you was looking for?
He could make copies.
Did you ever go get them
and you could tell the dude
just was a little fidgety?
There's a couple thumbprints
on the pictures
that should have been there.
Yeah, nope.
I have some that I know
that they looked at.
All right, how about this?
Yes.
You think that Apple
hasn't been looking at our shit?
They have.
Yes.
Me, personally, I said I've been giving up security and surveillance.
I remember there was a thing about them going through the database of iMessage shit
and finding drug dealer shit and crime shit in there.
See, that's the rollout for me.
For me.
For me only.
When you tell me about something that you've been doing and you present it in a way that it's acceptable for me.
Hey, we're getting rid of the pedophiles and the weirdos.
Hey, thanks.
Okay.
Society says, yippee.
Yeah.
Hey, we're going to use this special technology and we're going to go through your shit and now we're going to rid the world of the murderers.
I guess.
I mean, if you can do that then cool it's something but what else
are you doing but you're not going to pretend that this is the only time that you've been looking at
my shit you've been looking at my shit right you've been you've been surveilling everything
right i agree i've been under scrutiny 24 steps so why won't you tell me about that stuff and this
is not an apple direct thing by the way this is just i'm talking about technology technology period actually when ice brought this up to me i said the robots
we joke a lot on here about what happens if the robots come to life or if the robots start to
win and it's a joke but in my head i think that art imitates life and vice versa sometimes
we've seen plenty of movies about worst case scenario
when it comes to tech uh i robot i robot fucking minority report started arresting people the
entire genre yeah by the way it's just kind of that yeah but they saying sci-fi see back to
tricking and words and spelling and semantics because it ain't necessarily why is it sci-fi
well i watch this stuff and I think to myself,
yo, I see a world where that could happen.
Now, granted, I'm like a mega creative,
but when I watch Jurassic Park,
they ain't the first to edit.
Anytime I went to the zoo, I said,
oh, shit, nigga.
If one of these guys get loose,
it is on in here.
You just think of those things, right?
Back to the tech robots argument
back to ice's fucking tech not what happens if tech wakes up one day angry wakes up
see that's the question that i won't be alive to get there what's the other movie i won't be here
to see what happens eagle eye i don't know if i saw that eagle eye that was good it was eagle eye
right when the thing woke up.
And basically, so whatever you programmed in it, and it was like, you know how they take
the oath to protect the country from all enemies, foreign and domestic.
The machine now interprets it literally and start just wiping out all of the top people
in government.
Green Man, we good, dog.
Because they was doing hypocritical shit.
They were a threat to the country.
They was doing hypocritical shit.
They were interpreted as a threat.
And the computer deemed them a threat.
Everybody except for like one guy.
That was just-
Bernie Sanders.
No.
That was pretty funny.
Fucking God.
Yeah, yeah, he's good.
I'm serious.
But no, but no.
And they just started wiping everybody out
And it would be Bernie Sanders
It would be him
That's why he's so angry, he knows
But again, what happens when that
Realization comes true
Well that's kind of like
See nobody thinks about that
I do, that's why I won't fuck with Clear
I watched a movie the other day, I love Clear too
And I love Clear
That's what I don't get, when, you say I won't fuck with clear,
but you got a smartphone that face unlocks or so.
It's what we had.
And that's the,
I,
I didn't even like those arguments.
Like they stopped selling the star tech ice.
No,
but what I'm selling is the next tell that I fucking,
I ain't saying if they want you bad enough,
they gonna get you.
I know what he's saying,
but that's back to my free.
That's my free will argument against it.
Is that, is it free will?
Because this world that we didn't ask to be in, if they want it to be a way, they're going to get it to be a way.
They're going to make it to be that way regardless.
Smartphones.
Hey, hey, get rid of the pedophiles.
Hey, the vaccine.
You need this over here.
There's a new Delta over here.
Hey, cancer.
I just watched something on free will the other day.
I was going to send it to you, too.
Listen, Elon Musk, Tesla.
Yeah.
That's why I got here.
My cousin Michael Paul bought a Tesla.
He loves it.
Yeah.
Every time I see him, or mostly every time I see him,
he tells me about how you can press a button and the shit comes out to him,
drives on its own, anonymously, autonomously, whatever the word is,
and it just pulls up right in front of him.
He tells me stories about how he's at Home Depot.
He walks out.
He presses a little button.
Have the Tesla pull out.
All the white home builders be mad at him.
That shit sounds fly.
It does sound fly.
I see little commercials.
Tesla.
Driving.
Nobody in it.
It can park itself.
It can do all these things.
It's a smart car.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
And some people, I don't know this to be true,
but some people tell me there's a Tesla without no no mirrors on it's just cameras all over it so now the thing with tesla that i've
learned is that their thing is safety less crashes less mistakes less human probability
human error humans make mistakes so we going to smart car load this up.
Cameras, we're going to let the machines do the work.
Right?
Right.
So let's stay there for a minute.
Cameras all over the Tesla.
Cool.
Now, there's a camera inside the Tesla apparently.
And that camera, from what I hear records your all audio and video inside the car
and you can't access it but it records it in the event that if you it's a mistake an accident
human were to do something we just have it on foul like you they have all your pictures on
foul like clear has you on foul everybody has you on foul i get mad i go to bird off i'm trying
to buy something get out of here don't ask me for my fucking phone number nigga my email where i live
no it's a shirt
i'm just leaving but i'm saying we in that information area everybody wants information
gotta give them some hey you want to email want to sign up for this one yeah no because what happens when all the machines get angry i think
i'll be dead and gone no i'm not going marble not going velvet knock on everything wood something
anything i don't think i'll be here to see it i think my grandkids great king grandkids i think
it's happening fast i think 2021 is the start of it.
And if you're asking me, I would be scared shitless to be in a car that whenever it got mad, it could lock me in it.
To be in a car that if it got mad at me, it's like a mad ex.
Like start putting out all the video and audio.
All the video and audio of shit that I'm saying inside of my car.
Not only that,
the company,
what about the motherfucker
who gets access to this
and can blacklight?
Yo, it's opened the door
for so much shit.
Back to Ish's eagle-eyed thing,
when you start talking about tech,
you're talking about humans
because who codes this?
Yeah, exactly.
Somebody has to code.
And who owns it
and who has the access
to the hard drives.
Already we're here now
where some of these companies
are recognizing that there's an error in coding.
And that's all I'll say.
But some of them are being proactive
in trying to fix the errors that have been made in coding.
I would be scared shitless to be in a vehicle
that has that type of capability, I'll be honest.
I'd just be wanting it to be great speakers in my car
and good suspension,
good shocks,
shit like that.
Even in my house,
I got Alexa,
but when I use it,
every single time I use it.
See, I never got them shits
because I feel creeped out by that.
I'm scared of them.
It is creepy.
I have everything in my house.
Siri,
like the lights,
the air conditioner.
Every bag.
I just walk in the house
Hey Siri
Turn the bedroom air conditioner on
And she's like
Okay
And it comes on
But that's Ice's bag
But it does bug you out
Because
It's listening
Like there was reports
Before that
Somebody
They never turn off
Amazon has Alexa right
Somebody there was
Like
Recording people's conversations
Nigga
They had somebody Like a person No they had somebody Had gotten recording people's conversations. Nigga, they had somebody.
Like a person.
No, they had somebody had gotten into somebody's,
a serial one of them,
and somebody was in their room.
And the dude had hacked into the shit
and was looking at somebody.
Somebody hacked,
one of the hacker technicians hacked into the ring.
It was the ring.
It might have been the ring.
It was the ring.
And they hacked in,
and now they just in your crib.
Can see it, can hear you. Can see you in a bit. You and your family. It might have been the ring. It was the ring. And they hacked in and now they're just in your crib. Can see it.
Can hear you.
Seeing you in a bit.
You and your family.
Dog, let me tell you.
That's some scary shit, dog.
We were shopping for...
You know, you get the baby monitor camera.
I thought we'd be serious.
There we go.
Okay.
You shopping for baby monitor.
Yeah, yeah.
They tell you, don't get the Wi-Fi one.
It can be hacked. Someone can... They tell you. Let me tell you what't get the Wi-Fi one. It can be hacked.
Someone can, they tell you.
Let me tell you what I tell them.
I'm getting the Wi-Fi one.
Okay.
Who's getting the baby camera and not
getting it? No, no, no, no, no.
I know, I know,
but when you are presented with the
option and it comes to your child
and your house is spacious and maybe the range on that hardwired one ain't quite hitting the same.
Bam, I did all the research.
I went and tried it.
Not knowing nothing about it.
Hey, what's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
Most of them, the newer ones, Wi-Fi.
It scared me.
But I went with that.
To optimize it.
Hey, yo, my dumb ass, I went and bed bathed from beyond the other day.
Them shits is dying
they out of here
it's extinct
so it was just a sad time
for me right
but I'm walking by the bathroom
I'm walking
come on man
did they
did they
round of applause
yeah yeah
come on man
round of applause
but I'm in there
and I'm walking around
and I'm reminiscing
cause I came
it wasn't no home goods
my nigga
I came up in that
right
so I get to the bathroom
area and they got scales there.
And I need a scale.
I'm losing weight.
I'm trying to.
I like that.
When I go to hotels, the scale is at that point.
But I don't have a scale in my house.
So I go there, and I try to pick out a scale.
I walked away.
I didn't pick one out because there were too many options on the scales.
Complicated as fuck.
I only wanted to know my weight, digitalized maybe.
Right. These niggas got Bluetooth. No to know my weight, digitalized maybe. Right.
These niggas got Bluetooth.
No, they got a scale to tell you.
They got Bluetooth toothbrushes.
Yeah, but do you want to order food from the scale?
No.
A Bluetooth toothbrush is crazy.
That's nuts.
My mom, I'm also searching for shower heads, right?
Who knew that shower heads was such a hard thing to find?
You can't just go to HomeGoods for that one, right?
Nah, they got the shit.
They got shower heads with the music,
mirrors, dating options.
Like, I'm telling you what's on the shower heads.
I'm telling you what's in.
I'm like, yo, dog,
I only want water to come out of this.
I ain't gonna lie to you about the scale.
Why you can't just be what a faucet,
what we made you to be?
Why we got to keep
trying to make shit
be smarter than us?
I don't understand
the Bluetooth toothbrush.
I'm still stuck on that.
Tune.
Why the scale?
Scale?
Because I can track
all your shit.
You track your weight
and it connects
to the health app
so every time you get on it,
you can log your weight.
You can actually see
your movement.
We have brains.
Nah, they got the new scale
he said not our brains
no I'm just saying that shit give you the
body mass index
that shit will tell you how much water
you have in your body
that's nuts fam
like it's too much
well last week I was coming here to talk to y'all about
they're saying that the evolution of this vaccine
and delta all this shit is people getting a chip inside of them to tell them when COVID is present versus when it isn't.
Delta, non-Delta, all of that.
Y'all with that?
We having vaccine talks.
Too far.
Too far.
Too far for me.
Too far-ish?
You didn't even get the vaccine.
Yeah, too far for-ish.
Too far.
I'm reading false claim but if that were the case I'm gonna say
yes too far
but
if they forcing it
you're gonna have to play ball
what's the other alternative
I
put that shit in my watch or phone
I correlate this to
what you just said about
the
whatchamacallit shit the guards the cameras no about the what you gonna call this shit?
The guards?
The cameras?
What you talking about?
No, about the
the Apple shit.
Oh, about the
okay.
Like I feel
and I don't want to get off on that
like
We better have fun in the minute.
I forgot to say that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fam, have y'all said it?
Now y'all introducing it?
That nigga's already doing it.
Or have already contemplated doing it.
Fam, I saw the CEO of the
company with the microchip shit
put the chip in itself,
walked over and bought a soda
with the chip.
And this is years old.
Well, that's why I'm scared of the people that
like all that Apple Pay stuff.
Because the next step in that is
scanning my wrist.
Have you seen the smart store?
No.
The smart store exists today.
Who makes that?
Where's that?
What can I buy?
I think it's Amazon.
Yeah, I think it is Amazon.
Yeah.
But they have smart stores.
Okay, I'm familiar.
And you pick your items up.
And you walk out the door.
You walk out the door.
No, no, no no I have seen that
Smart store got it
No I've seen that
In Newark airport
They have that
You put your card in
Now you can go in
And buy the whole store
Fam that scares me
But I do it
In the airport
You put your card in
I do it
It's a turnstile
You can't get in
You put your card in
It opens
Now you pick up
Whatever the fuck
You pick up off the shelf
And just walk right out.
It charges you.
That's why you got to hop over that shit and steal.
No, no.
Y'all laughing.
You have to show the robots that you can beat them.
Yo, do y'all know that?
Real quick on that.
I'll jump right over you.
Do y'all know that certain Walmarts don't have cashiers anymore? It's
all self-checkout?
They're getting robbed.
Oh, I did. Oh, they getting their ass cracked.
Two for one, everything. Listen, when I tell
you. Listen, when Benny got robbed
outside of that Walmart in Houston, I was like,
they not hiring over there.
Damn. I'm talking about, I've been
in Walmart and it was all
self-checkout, the entire store.
All right, so you've met,
let me tell you the topics
you brought up today.
Dwayne Haskins and Walmart hirings.
And I brought up this other topic.
Nah, nah, that was me and Ishan Parks.
Ian Keyes.
Ian and Keyes.
Everybody wrong.
Saved in video village.
Savon texted me that one last night.
Oh, damn.
My bad, Savon.
No, Savon never texted.
Savon is texting me at night.
Something is horribly wrong.
You get scared.
That's panic mode.
You get scared.
He made a mistake.
It's either him or Apple.
Two people.
You just can't.
What are you going to do?
No, it's not me.
Apple.
Yeah, I know.
I got it.
I can't yell at Apple, can I?
That's nuts.
Look.
I'm going to fuck him up Yo it was Apple
That's a nice line
Can't do nothing about that one
I got Apple number nigga
They gonna answer
Yo Savon said
You know Savon be bullshit
Alright listen come on
Enough of the serious shit let's get to the funnies
I don't know if this is funny but Maybe Yeah, yeah. So I'm not. All right, listen. Come on. Enough of the serious shit. Let's get to the funnies.
I don't know if this is funny, but maybe.
Drake bought old boy a chain.
See, I don't even... Why is that funny?
Drake bought...
I don't know her name.
I don't know his name.
Omari Bailey.
Omari Bailey.
Why is this even news?
Why do I know this?
I don't care. I don't give a
fuck about this. This is informational. I don't
want to know.
I don't want to know. I bet you Drake bought something yesterday.
And nobody told me.
And he ate. He ate.
He had to eat. Nah, no, he didn't eat.
They didn't tell us. They didn't tell us he ate.
What you think he ate? Like, what the
What do you want me to say about this?
And the kid was happy. He's supposed to be happy. It's Drake. It's mom. What do you want me to say about this? And the kid was happy.
He's supposed to be happy.
It's Drake.
It's mom.
What do you want me to do?
Made a man.
Look, a nigga's doing a TikTok.
Like, he's living.
What is he, 17, 16?
I have nothing to say about this.
Congrats?
No, now I'm mad that my son might want to change.
No, you got to get your son to change.
Never that.
Never?
No. Yeah, never. Never. Nah Tell him to hit Trey. Never that. Never? No.
Yeah, never.
Never.
Nah, man.
Get Trey a little something.
Why?
He got a car.
All right.
I got him a little something already.
He got a car in college.
And both parents.
That's a good little something.
That's a nice start.
That's more than most.
That's a nice little start.
Hey, if you can't get your feet out of the game with that,
then what the fuck
are we talking about?
Come on, Ice.
Did you have something to say
about Drake buying somebody a chain?
You had some jokes, huh?
I bought him a chain.
I just want to know
how the album sound.
That's all I care about.
You're going to know how it sound
whenever Kanye drop.
So who's waiting on who?
Whenever they drop,
all of us here
are going to hear them both.
So I don't care. I'm not feeding into that. If they drop together, I'm going to hear them both. If they drop all us here are gonna hear them both so i don't care i'm not feeding
into that if they drop together i'm gonna hear them both if they drop separate i'm gonna hear
them both you can't trick me but this is where i'll say that i might have been a little off on
the kanye numbers what he uh might might not do i didn't factor in apple's play in this
i didn't factor in that apple play and he got the Apple and there's an Apple play
that exists
that I don't think existed before
Apple if you listening
sorry
please don't be mad at me
and if you are
just tell me I'll delete the show
or y'all delete it
they'll take care of that
they'll delete it
they'll let me know
you watching back in here
they're already hearing this right now
I mean I'm seeing all these reports
about how
the streaming
his second concert streaming broke every single streaming record in Apple history.
Whether that's true or not, I believe it.
I believe it.
I believe it.
Yeah.
The fact that there's business between Kanye and Apple with these streaming things,
I believe the business to continue.
So you think the numbers will be higher?
Higher than whatever Jesus is King was. Oh, yeah. Maybe the last two. Yeah. I think they business to continue. So you think the numbers will be higher? Higher than whatever Jesus is King was.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe the last two.
Yeah.
I think they'll be higher.
You got to also...
Well, that...
I don't want to discredit him.
And the music's great.
Oh, wait.
The music's great.
I think it's...
He's wanted this since the life of Pablo.
The Apple support.
Yes.
He talked about it.
He talked about it.
He was talking about, yo, Apple, hurry up, come in and buy a title.
He was stopping the club music.
Yeah.
He's been wanting the Apple support.
That means they had to hurry up and come buy title?
Yeah.
That's what they was banking on.
They were all investors in the beginning.
So, yo, hurry up, come buy them out so we can cash out.
Build up market share and sell.
Gotcha.
Yeah, let's get it.
What are you waiting for?
them out so we can cash out build up market share and sell yeah let's get it what are you waiting for and i also if you want to get a little deeper you know drake had the title thing i mean the apple
excuse me excuse me apple drake had the apple thing that's no longer there so would they hold
little history yeah i want that and i do believe that there might be a drake and kanye song to pop
up oh i i've been saying for the longest,
did the Drake vocals come in?
Yeah, Drake's on that album.
And if we count streams,
if streams alter your numbers and your sales
and you're in bed
with a streamer
or doing business
with a streamer,
I expect them to pull out
some of the stops
to help you.
That's it.
I mean, I hope people
don't perceive what I'm saying
as something negative.
It's a plus.
It's a good thing.
I asked y'all
what we thought Kanye would do
and I just didn't
factor that in before it hit me over the weekend, so I wanted
to let it be known. So what do you got now?
He'll break 300.
350. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
I got the number being outrageous
now. I said 350.
I still won't have him beating Aubrey, but
it's gonna be close. Yeah, we'll see.
I think Aubrey would probably still win. Yeah, I think Drake's gonna win. But I do think it's to be close. Yeah, we'll see. I think Aubrey would probably still win.
Yeah, I think Drake's going to win.
I think Drake will win.
But I do think it's going to be close.
It's not going to be close.
What's close?
If Drake does it.
Close is within 200.
Oh, no.
That's not close.
That's not close?
That's not close.
If one does 700,
I'm just saying,
one does seven, one does five,
that's not close?
Oh, yeah, that's close.
Seven and five, but not 150.
It's only close in number.
It's only close in number. It's only close in number.
You're right.
It's close in number.
But that impact at 7 versus the impact at 5.
That's what I said.
I don't think it's close.
It's a different game to get to the 7, 8, 9 than it is to get.
If you can get to 4, you can get to 5.
If you can hit 350, 5 is not out the realm.
Your next project, you should be working.
Your next two projects, you should work to get to 5.
7, 7, 58. Those people have their, you should work to get to five. Seven, seven, 58,
those people have their sights set
on trying to break a mill week one.
Like Drake be mad
when he don't do a mill first week.
Right.
Like he come out and break eight
and be like, damn.
Period.
Period.
That shit is science
when they get together.
If we not getting,
if we ain't doing it, doing it,
no, something's wrong.
That's not to say the rest of the world sees it like that.
We celebrate now here.
You do six, seven, 800, the end.
If we projected nine, a million, 1.1, not saying it did, then.
You fail.
And you got to think too.
Niggas like Drake.
Yay too, but Drake.
you gotta think too niggas like drake yay too but drake we looking at artists that are pretty much national these niggas is international artists those are worldwide so motherfuckers in ireland
are buying that shit yeah you know what i'm saying motherfuckers in timbuktu are buying that shit
it's not a a rapper that's excuse me like no disrespect but it's not
fab right like fab is a probably a primarily united states artist when you start talking
drinking i'm like motherfuckers in australia are downloading that shit by the by the millions so
when you yeah a million a million should be a target for them. Jesus is King did 264 week one.
I have him doubling that, at least.
That's my number.
260 is 520.
All right, so 500 is what I got Kanye doing.
I'm at 350.
And I'm counting.
And he has a merch bundle that he's been selling since the last project.
I mean, since the last live stream.
Yeah, but they changed that rule.
No, no, no, no, no.
They changed the rule where you can't, as long as it's marked as separate, you can count the number.
No, no.
Wait, wait.
Say that again.
Before it was, you buy the shirt, you get the album free.
But they stopped that.
They stopped that.
Because that counted towards your sale.
Correct.
They stopped that.
They stopped that.
Now, the merch bundle can be-
It's separate.
It is separate, but-
From the music.
No, but listen.
You package them up and you label them individually.
Yes.
You can count it.
Like Kanye shit is-
Ready for this one?
Okay, go ahead.
The old bundle game, it wasn't available to every artist.
The new bundle game that he's describing is available to even less.
It's available to Ye.
Yeah.
No, I wasn't even talking about him.
Especially-
I'm telling you.
I wasn't talking about him. Yo, his clothing, sneakers, et cetera, et cetera, are so rare. it's available to yay yeah no yeah i wouldn't especially i'm telling you i'm telling you yo
his clothing sneakers etc etc are so rare quote unquote rare that a joker will buy the album to
be able to get let me tell you the last live stream he launched it on his site that's real
they sold the merch from that live stream with the date and all that shit you know how his merch go
his shirts and all that shit put the album his merch go his shirts and all that shit the album
$10
but if you buy this
$100 sweatshirt
you can add
the album for $5
and that's what everybody
was running and doing
so they're gonna count that
and he's in the clothing business
yeah
they're going to count that
his clothes are rare
see that's the other thing
so motherfuckers really
really really be wanting that
because they be selling out
that's the other thing
I got him
coming from the the whole family tree.
And Hov, when he was in bed with all these businesses, before any album came out, he
made some of the businesses, bought some of the albums that was behind the same business
If you think that I don't think that Ye is smart enough to approach Gap with the same type of business structure.
Right, and Adidas.
Or Adidas with the same type.
Or both.
Ye approaches them both,
and they both do whatever he says.
Yeah.
In this regard.
I'm speculating, of course.
And then...
And I do also...
Then you're right.
Then I do also...
Then you're right.
I was about to say...
But look, look, wait.
But if he's right,
but if Ice is right,
that's the first thing I'm coming here to say.
If Ice is right
and Kanye comes out
and does 5,
5.56,
man,
you can feel that.
I won't knock it.
I'll applaud,
but you can feel that.
And,
but his album's great.
First,
second live stream.
The rough side of it is great.
Gap throws up
the red jacket
for sale
and it's sold out immediately.
$200 jacket.
Sold out immediately.
Sold, man.
Yeah.
$7 million overnight.
Like, come on.
Overnight.
There's other shit at play here, is what I'm saying.
There's other shit at play.
Sold out immediately.
So when I see five of them, like I said, whatever he did that last album, I think to them, we
have to double to even be considered a win.
With all of this extra shit we got going on now,
with all of this extra press,
and we selling out arenas and all this just to preview the album,
if I don't at least see double my last album first week,
this was all for nothing.
Dog, the flip-flops are selling for two and a half times
what they cost.
So again, if you want me to just give you a CD for $7
along with some flip-flops, that's rare me to just give you a CD for $7 along with some flip flops
that's rare as fuck.
Right.
It's a win-win.
Yeah.
Bam, the resell dog.
He dropped a pair
of them little slide shits
that looked like
they was 3D printed.
Yeah.
I think they was $90.
Yeah.
Shorty tells me
I want a pair of those.
$300.
No.
I wish.
$450.
Oh no,
I sent him for like $300.
I sent him for like $260,
$270.
And I'm mad. I don't wear that. Yeah. I'm really paying. I pay $450 for them shits. Oh, no. I'm saying them for like $300. I'm saying them for like $260, $270. And I'm mad.
I don't wear that.
Yeah.
I'm really paying.
I pay $450 for them shits.
You balling.
I'm not balling, but you keep your lady happy.
Me and Ish think you balling.
You all are balling.
Don't do that.
Can me and Ish believe?
Can I think you balling?
You can believe anything.
No, no, no.
Can I think you?
Can I say you balling?
You can believe anything.
I've had the same Rolex for 10 years.
We made a stop on the way here, Joe.
Not at Watch Store. I didn't say Rolex. I'm just saying we made a stop on the way here, Joe. Not at a watch store.
I didn't say Rolex.
I'm just saying we made a stop on the way here, though.
What a purse.
No, no, you didn't.
You wore a couple pieces in there.
A couple purses.
Oh, you weren't shopping?
No.
I got some things I needed.
Got some things I needed.
Nah, I wasn't in that car.
Hold up.
No, let me talk to you real quick.
I'm glad I wasn't in that car, boy.
No, no, no, excuse me.
Let me talk to you real quick.
What happened?
I don't know.
Let me talk to you real quick.
Let me tell you how that went, though. You do a Ish real quick. Let me tell you how that went, though.
You do a podcast with Ish.
Let me tell you how that went, Ish.
You talked to him for a living.
Nigga said, oh, shit.
Yo, yo, give me one of them, too.
Like a side of potatoes.
Damn.
Get some fries.
I went and sat in the car.
I went and sat in the car.
Well, what else should you have done?
Sat my ass in the car
no you should have
stayed there
with your boy
while he shot
nah I'm cool
I didn't even have
no business in that store
that wasn't a damn
cell of Dita's in there
you guys are alienating
me from my fan base
you have on Gucci pants
oh continue to alienate
and first lies
at 100 degree weather
now the fans keep saying
they take pictures of me now
and they be like
nah he ain't write Black Cloud
ain't no Dark Cloud
no one did it
that's funny
that is funny
I did but I wrote Black Cloud
that was a dip for you
yeah
you think
yeah
I could write a Blacker Cloud today
this is Joel
I bet you
you Joel
I bet you I could
you Joel
I could write a darker cloud
I'm telling y'all
that's why I don't write it
cause it would be dark out there
no don't write man
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
cause you can't win for losing
that's what somebody say
that's somebody whose opinion
I respect sometimes
he's like
yeah that's how you know
Joe's
that's how you know
you feel an impact
with Joe's downfall
cause you keep seeing him
talking about rapping again
he would never want to rap again if he were doing well.
I'm like, got it.
Anyway, moving on.
Yo, people love the psycho analyze.
Listen, it's Saturday.
I know we gave you all a lot of serious talk today.
Blame is she's the older, serious guy here.
Absolutely.
But, and shout out to our older people that hit us like, yeah, I love the more serious part. Yo, they like this shit. I love the more serious guy here but absolutely but and shout out to our older people that hit us like yeah i love the more serious but he's got a flight to introduce any topics
listen on most podcasts and from most evolved black men you will hear what i am about to say unit y unit y that's for unity i will never utilize
my platform to push black on black crime drama trauma or just support two wealthy black successful young men tearing each other down.
It's not where we at today.
I'm not on it like that.
And I don't want to see that.
He about to shit on somebody.
The problem with that is
sometimes
I want to see that shit. I want to see it, man.
I'd be like, oh, that's a creative
beef pairing.
I would have never put them two together.
I always wondered what would happen if he beefed with him.
You know like Marvel used to do a what if?
That was my favorite shit.
What if?
You know what's funny?
That series starts next week or next month.
You're old head, yo.
Real talk.
I forgot all about that.
That's so funny.
Bam.
When what if?
What if Venom met? Wait, what do you mean what if? I'm buying this. I'm buying this. That's wild. I forgot all about that. That's so funny. Bam. When what if? What if Venom met?
Wait, what do you mean what if?
I'm buying this.
I'm buying this.
Wow.
I forgot.
So, I love when you niggas beef with each other and threat each other.
And as long as we don't get to guns and violence and killing and everybody keeps their life,
then power to the people.
So, when Tory Lanez and Meek mill decided to have an verbal exchange on the internet
this was great no one was happier than me no i'm telling you i was the happiest i did push-ups in
case the beef came my way like who knows but i had seen these niggas beefing and I said yes I celebrated that shit
about damn time
I've been waiting for two
years I hate when that happens
in hip hop man cause we nosy in hip hop
so when some shit happen in hip hop I be wanna know
why it happened but then it get hot and you niggas
get quiet so we never know what happened
but I been knew
that Tory and fucking Meek Mill
was fighting over Melly Mill was fighting over Melly.
They've been fighting over Melly.
Nobody said they're fighting over Melly.
But about three years ago, Melly was signed to one of them and then signed to the other one.
Wasn't it about the song? Melly, who is a beautiful R&B songstress
who was also in Starlets the other day,
ran up to me, gave me a big hug.
Hey, Melly, I meant to get your number that day, man,
but I didn't know who you was with, man.
We'll kick it.
Holla.
DM.
It's too young for me to do that, too.
I don't know.
Melly from Bali.
Like, Tory and me, these niggas is 27 to 31. Like, you could still do that. I don't know. Melly from Bali. Like Tori and me, these niggas is 27, 31.
You could still do that.
I don't know.
At 41,
you got to watch.
You got to watch.
And anyway,
who knows if Melly
even sees me that way,
but I was happy to see her.
But neither Tori or me
ever said,
yo, we're beefing over Melly.
They never even said
we beefing.
They was just mature about it.
Kept it offline.
Smart.
Nah. Fuck that. Fuck that shit. shit bring it online so here we go meek mill has music dropping he tweets some shit
he got the nelson mandela humanitarian award uh congratulations round of applause for me
uh and he tweeted a line he says i ain't grow up playing ball i had a smith and western
because where i'm from it's very hard to turn 27.
That rhymes.
Weston, 27, Western.
However you say it, however he says it, you know it rhymes.
Here comes Tory Lanez.
Tory Lanez corrects his spelling.
It says Smith and Wesson.
Not Smith and Western.
Which still goes Western, Wild Wild West, Gunn, Smith.
I get it.
He scraped out the serial numbers and the name.
And I'm not going to do that to him.
Because when I started rapping, I wrote Smith and Wesson the wrong way for 11 years.
You ain't write Western.
I wrote Wesson like the oil.
And Smith like S-M-I-F.
Smith and Wesson.
Like the group.
I was about to say, ain't that like the group?
Yeah.
That's what I wrote.
Yeah.
Take it still.
That's fine, though.
Well, listen, I was 14, 15, 16, and I was writing that before I knew what a weapon,
I didn't even know that was a weapon company.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm not going to kill him for writing Smith and Wesson or Western, whatever he said.
Tory corrects him.
Meek says it's called the Meek Flow.
I'm sorry, use that for when I misspell things too.
Or you can use it for when you're talking to somebody
that is accused of stealing your flow for over the years.
That's why that's funny.
Meek is saying to Tory, hey, dog, that's called the Meek flow.
That's pretty smooth.
No, the Smith and Wesson was smoother.
No, no, no, that's funny, too.
I'm not discrediting either.
I like all of it is what I'm saying.
I like Tori being messy, talking to a nigga that he don't fuck with,
correcting the spelling.
I like meek being messy, saying, nigga, you've been getting by with my flow forever.
I don't fuck with you, so I don't ever say that to you.
But since you're here, this is the Meek flow.
That's dead.
I'm spelling this the way I'm going to enunciate it.
You get the fuck out of my face, weird, goofy nigga.
That's what Meek said.
Say congrats or say something, bro.
And Tori said it wasn't that deep.
See, I hate no.
They're not that deep, niggas.
It ain't that deep.
It's the girls that trigger me.
You've been on my line for a week about this like that I gave this girl.
And then when I address it, it's not that deep.
Cool.
Tory says it's not that deep, dawg.
Just ain't want you to look dumb.
Congrats, though, bozo.
See?
He had to throw the extra Congrats, though, Bozo. See? He had to throw
the extra little spice.
You had to.
But no, it was that deep.
It was that deep.
I don't fuck with you.
I got it.
You don't correct me.
So here comes Meek.
Meek says,
it's kind of deep.
It's kind of deep.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not that deep.
It's kind of deep.
It's kind of deep, though, too.
It is a little deep.
It's a little deep.
You trying to help me
with my spelling and you know for a fact,
I don't fuck with you right now.
I even like me saying it right now.
Like, he might change his mind.
Like, maybe later, yeah.
If y'all guys is really rich, see, and I like that,
what does this have to do with anything?
See, that's where he lost me.
But I like that.
I'm not rich, so I guess.
But I'm rich, so I like that shit.
I like that, and I'm rich.
It's like, hey, hey, hey.
I'm joking.
What do rich got to do with what they talk?
It has nothing to do with anything.
It has nothing to do with this.
Let me ask you a question.
Hold on, hold on.
But that's why I like it.
Let me ask you a question because, like you said, you rich.
I'm bankrupt, but go ahead.
If you have to resort to saying bringing the money into the conversation, me being not rich, it looks corny.
I'm asking you as somebody that you.
But it feels good.
That's him reminding himself.
All these niggas is rich.
Well, one has to be richer.
Parks is richer.
Give yourself a drum roll. Give yourself a drum roll
Give yourself a drum roll
You don't like the little corny lines
One line, God
One has to be rich
Listen, judging how you want
I like Meek being petty saying
What is it with
If y'all guys really rich
Why y'all
It's been 30 minutes in screaming
You got it Why y'all acting like we cool on the net Why y'all, yo, it's been 30 minutes in screaming. You got it.
Why y'all acting like
we cool on the net?
Why y'all act like
we cool on the net
and you know we are not,
we,
huh?
And you know we not,
do you?
Do you?
And stay out of street business
when we talking about
them blowers.
See,
that was the coolest way
to say I'll shoot you,
little nigga,
get the fuck out of here.
That is what that says.
All right. Do y'all have a take no yeah if we if you if you really rich like you say you are oh you coming with hate all right
don't act like we cool on it i don't i don't i just don't get it i don't get the clap back what
he's saying is i'm not rich so i can't speak. If you are as rich as you say, because you be saying that you that rich.
I hear you and you say it.
Right.
Then you should be doing 10 million other things with your time than looking for clout on my page when you know that we don't rock with each other like that.
The internet may not know because we haven't exposed that.
But you know.
So you can't be this rich and this bored.
Sure you can't expose it to.
So that's him saying you can't be this rich and be this bored.
Or.
Or what?
It could be the opposite.
I am that rich and I'm bored.
So I can pick with you right now.
I have nothing to do at the moment.
I'm rich.
I come and go as I please.
He didn't say that.
Just saying.
Tory just said this kid is a goof.
Fucking dweeb.
I should give him a wedgie.
That's funny, son.
Just funny.
It probably wouldn't go well.
Yeah.
And I always say the nigga that pulled out the emojis first lost.
But that's just me.
I don't have any dog names.
See, and even stuff like that.
And I'm off of talking about this
Cause
These are two dudes that I respect
And I've met
And I've worked with
I'm honest
If these things kill each other
That's on them right
But
Even in this
Like
If I don't like you
And I'm
If we don't rock with each other
I'm not
I'm not even calling you a name
On social media
I'm not
Nothing on social media
It's just
Exactly
Instant deadness
It's like flatline
That's what I didn't get though
I ain't yo
This nigga's a dweeb
This nigga's a
How y'all fuck with this nigga
How y'all on him
Yo he did such a
But you talking about niggas
That's 20 something years old
No they not
No this is
Tory's 20
20 something
Okay
And Meek is early 30
Early 30
So he was just 20 something
Same shit
The fucked up part is These dudes have made music together.
Good music.
I was about to say, really good music.
Good music.
So I hope that they work through this.
If not now, then one day.
And now look where I've landed.
I hate to see two successful young black men doing this.
But do it at least for another week.
Something to talk about
yeah yeah yeah
don't end this right away
nah fuck that man
take that shit to the booth
both of y'all is rappers
both of y'all
that's y'all bag
y'all do that
take that shit to the booth
yeah y'all do
y'all do that
I don't put Meek
in battle rapper land
like everybody else does
I'm not saying
he's the best at it
but he
Tory be waiting for that.
And Meek act like that's his bag.
Who's bigger between them?
As an artist?
Yeah, I don't mean as a vegan.
You can mean bigger as...
Just answer. What'd you think?
Meek.
Meek. Meek. Meek. Meek. Meek.
Everybody Meek?
I don't know man
Yeah
Yeah cause
Tory's still in the middle
Of a cancellation
So yeah
Meek
I think without that
That changes
Okay
I say Meek too
Yeah
I say Meek too
There you go
Not to say it'll always
Always be that way
But
At least for now
Shout out to
both of these brothers man i don't have none here but damn i damn sure want to know that what's at
the root of y'all beef i do before y'all end the beef tell us why y'all beefing at least um all
right what else what else what else is there i thought didn't didn't meli address that though
if i'm not mistaken i remember her saying something like yo he's mad because
i think when something starts with he's mad because it's not a proper address to me.
Okay.
He's just mad because.
Yeah, that's not really giving me the.
I'm not quoting her, but it was something along those lines.
That's not part of the discovery.
Okay.
Yeah, that's not.
I ain't follow all of it.
To me.
To me.
And shout out to all of them.
I love all three of them.
I hope they work it out.
Britney Spears. Let me hit the round of applause.
Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, agrees to step down from conservatorship.
Father agrees to step down. Turn of events is a massive win for the international pop star who has been under a conservatorship for 13 years.
Ever since Spears placed his famous daughter under the court ordered arrangement
in 2008 when she suffered a very public breakdown but in 13 years since spears have been fit enough
to perform tour uh hold a las vegas residency and earn millions of millions of hundreds of
millions of dollars i don't know why i can't read today. My apologies. Yeah, I'm hitting around with Paul's game.
It's big.
Thanks, homeboy, for doing the right thing.
Thanks, Duke.
Should have did that a bunch of years ago for your daughter,
but hey, better late than never.
Yes, yeah.
God may be late, but he's always right on time.
He didn't give a timetable for his resignation.
That old move.
Yeah, I'm going to step down.
When I die.
When I die.
I'm going to lay down.
Yo, he probably made mad bread off of her, though.
No, probably not.
No, I mean, because, again, you had control of the bread.
A nigga could have bought 10,000 Bitcoins for all we know.
You know what I'm saying?
Just dumb shit like that.
No problem about it.
Yeah, and just got the money back.
No problem about it.
You never know.
Pops got paid.
Looked at Bitcoin the other day.
That shit was Bitcoin.
Or 46, 47.
I just seen how much I had.
Oh, part, part.
Excuse me, sir.
My bag.
Nah, nigga be like, yo, it's 5% up.
I'm like, nah, I got 9 million.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
That's how I be getting audited.
Niggas don't know a joke.
Nigga, would I have 9 million to have the same watch?
Yeah, nigga.
Yeah.
You don't want niggas to know you got nine million.
That's the way you do it.
Got on Gucci pants.
I was just in the store with you.
Mary hats.
Mary hats.
No, that's Versace today.
A Mary, I said.
Yo, Mary hats.
Come on, man.
Let's move on.
Okay.
My hat hat, man.
Yeah, that hat, man.
This is a good pod.
We ain't talk about nothing,
but sometimes they be all right when we talk about nothing.
Those be the ones sometimes.
This was good.
This was good.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me play a song off of that album that was one of the three albums that showed to me.
But, hey, one of these names, I don't know.
How do you say this guy's name, man?
Isaiah Haran?
I-S-A-I-A. Yeah, Isaiah. his name i don't know how you say this guy's name man isaiah haran i s a i a yeah yeah h u r o n haran yeah that sounds right all right y'all know i'm a sucker for anything with the 80s drums
same with the record yeah this is called self off of Isaiah Isaiah Haran's EP
what's the EP called man it's called bound let's go then I don't know how many hours I've been driving with this.
Yep, I'm hooked.
I bought it.
I bought it.
I bought it.
Hey, I didn't even need to hear 40 seconds of this.
Man, give me the 80s drums and tell me about what you was thinking about while you was
driving.
The end.
The end. This is the Cincinnati making me reminisce.
I did not want to live.
Now I love to exist.
And I'm missing your lips.
This relationship ain't perfect.
It's been taking us hits.
Through the seasons like the leaves.
When the summer ends.
And the temperature dips.
And the sky gets dark. Hey.
I'm a quarter to six.
Talk to him, Isaiah, let's go!
But it's too bad to make it to win
Let me get back to feeling so even
But these calls start in the pin
Cause we're not where we were back in December 2018
Don't you remember?
Been there, yeah, don't you remember? Been in New York and you were dinner
Texting me, calling, hoping I picked up
Him and I did the first thing you said
Was I want you to my self
I want you to my self
I want you to my heart and soul Every day with you is perfect, even through all the mess
I was wondering how I could even make it in this
Big world so low, with you missing
And I'm never scared
Turns out we're the ones relentless
In pursuit of true bliss Let them stay in our gray areas
It's soon an abyss Forget their opinions
If this next life is We manifested this
So if you ever just love to make it to the end
Or maybe you got your feelings up in the air
Then let this cold is starting to pick up
We know everywhere back in December 2018
Girl, don't you remember?
Up in New York and you were out there
Talked to me, called me, hoping I picked up
And when I did, the first thing you said was
I want you to my
Self
I want you to my
Self
Said I want you to my
Self
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Self
Yeah
Self
No no no Self No no, no, no
Self, no, no, no
Self, no, no, no
Self, no, no, no
It's brand new music.
It's Isaiah Haran.
Hopefully I'm saying that correctly.
That song is called Self.
Off of his Bound EP.
Hey, I ain't gonna cut you off, New Dude.
All that we hear.
You already got Joseph, boy.
We vibin'. I'm vibin' with you, buddy. Cut you off new duo, we here. You already got Joseph, boy, we bopping.
I'm vibing with you, buddy.
Nah, for real, because as a new artist, you hear your song on a big platform,
they cut that shit off.
It's like, aw.
Nah, I'm letting this rock to the end.
I need niggas to shine.
Let's go then, Isaiah.
Let's go talk to them.
Isaiah Aran.
Song is called Self.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed it.
Shout out to Isaiah, man.
Yeah, that was definitely one of my nice 80s.
I'll buy your next joint without the Apple glitch.
All right.
My record isn't necessarily a sleeper.
It isn't brand new.
But it's a Lox record that I just love.
You're on the bandwagon.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
This is it.
Got it.
But this is a real adult record.
You playing recognized?
Nah, it's called What Else You Need to Know.
It's off of their Filthy America album.
It's a lot for Filthy America album. I ain't even wanna fuck a butt, what else you need to know? Got my niggas lookin' for you, ain't no way that you can go
Got shooters in every hood, what else you need to know?
Houses, cars, weed, a lot of dough
L.O.X. nigga, but what else you need to know?
She pop played me the Benjamins, I thought it was wax
Wrote a verse, next day I bought New York back
I done cool with that lock shit, no solo plans
That's why every song you heard was just my mans
I miss J-Lo, John Blaze, a whole lotta dough
I was the Whitney Young Projects, what else you need to know?
Moms die from cancer, I felt like stoppin'
Still a couple rap niggas that I feel like poppin'
Wasted a lot of money on the shit that I bought
Back then me and 50 were the Conan Four
And they still spittin' fires, killin' em slow
Cause we loyal and y'all not, what else you need to know?
I'm a G on these streets, the hammer gon' blow The hood fuckin' y'all not What else you need to know? I'm a tree on these streets, the hammer gon' blow
The hood fuckin' with his butt, what else you need to know?
I was gonna pull over, she was tellin' me to go
I ain't even wanna fuck her butt, what else you need to know?
If my niggas lookin' for you, ain't a way that you can go
Got shooters in every hood, what else you need to know?
Houses, cars, weed, a lot of dough
L.O.X. nigga, but what else you need to know?
Winning got kilos with that bad boy in vans Me and Zeno was cool, but I stabbed some of his mans
Trick, trick, homies almost cleaned my clock Them Detroit niggas crazy, but I love that eye
Yeah, I came from the ghetto, so I like shit rough So I'm sorta sped down and threw that chair at pops
We had beef with the rock, I was riding with the strap
Whole sea gonna free, could've all got clapped But they was doing the same cause shit was like that
But these new niggas soft they don't even fight back
But now I sell juice but I used to sell blow
Shot niggas, stab niggas but what else you need to know?
I'm a G on these streets, the hammer gon' blow
The hood fuckin' with a spud, what else you need to know?
I was gonna pull over, she was telling me to go
I ain't even wanna fuck her butt, what else you need to know?
If my niggas looking for you, ain't even wanna fuck her butt, what else you need to know?
If my niggas looking for you, ain't the way that you can go
Got shooters in every hood, what else you need to know?
Houses, cars, weed, a lot of dough L.O.X. nigga butt, what else you need to know?
Before taking rap serious, I had that word
Wrote a few songs for Diddy, yeah, I got jerked
Just a young kid thinking that life ain't fair
But I was mad cool with Biggie so I ain't care
We was still sellin' blow, we ain't like champagne After that we did the Let the Locks Go campaign
That coulda went the wrong way, that woulda made that bad Rough Riders, Jimmy Iovine, paid that tab
Freestyles, all the clue tapes, we had that lock Still hard for us to shine, X had that slot
The B and nigga, the streets, lovers, we still gettin' dope Five kids, three baby mothers, what else you need to know? I'ma cheat on the streets, the hammer gon' blow The whole fuckin' with his butt Yeah, that was the locks.
What else you need to know?
Just, you know, not bandwagon, but it's a super hard record.
It's a hard record.
That was a dope album.
That was super hard and bandwagon too.
I'm playing something off this Fat Joe shit.
This is Demon Girl featuring Ike.
Ike.
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Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Ike. Yeah, I'm cool and drink I pop up freaks all the honeys, bunnies
Keep fat asses and flat tummies
Nine to five girl, but she down for the weekend
Put her on a globe and wake her up on the decent
Blue water spilling over her toes
Just a pretty little thing, try stay over the pole
I got bags for, put Prada on the bucket
Hammers and Bottega's, man
Can't nobody touch nobody just be the
realest ever done it and you gotta love it cuz even if he doesn't no one does
this like we does it move his shit wider than the weekends girl my snow bunnies
get done with my snow buddies quit asking about those lanes they know
buddies all-star weekend she never missed it that BBL take a place as you
never visit always just cute a little Chucky on the sides
Never bothered me, though, I would pull up, we would slide
Friday to Sunday, I'm in them thighs
Blowin' that gas, them cheeky eyes
We gettin' high for the
Money make the world go round
Money make your beats go down
I stayed down and it turned around Had to run the block to lose a hundred pounds
Don't let them birds fly over your head I'm just glad that God chose me instead
Covered in the blood, that's my only vest Demon in my city, but I feel blessed
Back when Mike flew pigeons I was stashed bricks and transmissions
Never been one for ass kissing, I leave that to you and the rest of them rats
Bought stock in the Panthers, invested in cats
Drug dealer's dream, never let her tuck the pistol
Cause the one that's stuck with you could be the one that's stuck with you
But she never snitches, she's a rider
Why she keep the bangles and the burgers right inside her?
Nah baby nah, nah, baby, nah, baby, nah, nah
When you the flyest in the game, put diamonds on the chain just to lighten up the pain
I hate to be the one that said I told you, but your bitch ain't your bitch if she don't post, you don't
Cause she's a demon girl
Don't let your demons take it out
Right on time, she's a demon
She's a demon
Yeah
That's Demon Girl, Fat Joe, and Ivory Scott
Off What Would Big Do 2021
Really dope album, man
Drive the host to the cool drinks
I can't produce it
That's a really dope project
No Joe Biden
Sounds dope
Yeah
Shout out to Joe
That sounds great
Yeah, man
Shout out to Cool and Dre as well
Drums
Even though you was wrong
About the locks
Shout out to you as well
And wrong about Clue
Ooh
Wait, what was he wrong
About Clue about?
Everything
No, he wasn't
But go ahead
Anyway
We won't know
Not because of drama
We won't
We won't Stand in front of him, then Not because of drama We won't Stand in Not because of drama, we won't. We won't.
Stand in front of them, then.
Not because of drama, we won't.
Stand in front of them.
Who said that?
Stand in front of them.
Yo, Ice, I don't subscribe to that.
All the niggas that call out somebody else.
I just seen Damon Wayans call out Dave Chappelle.
I know.
You lying.
He didn't do that.
Call him out for what?
Damon Wayans is funny, but.
And they pioneered some shit.
A lot of people are funny. No, they pioneered some shit A lot of people are funny
Now they pioneered some shit
But
What you calling out Dave Chappelle for?
You need some directions or something?
What you
What you doing?
I hope it ain't for
For what you
Y'all both profession
They asked Damon Wayans
If he ever heard of Versus
He said no
And they tried to explain it to him
He cut him off
Said they do it for comedians?
He said no
But who would you
He cut him off again
Chappelle Oh so he just said the first name That came to mind Dave Chappelle I'm it to him. He cut him off. Said, they do it for comedians? He said, no, but who would you? He cut him off again.
Chappelle.
Oh, so he just said the first name that came to mind.
Dave Chappelle.
I'm looking for him.
He got to see the smoke.
I like that.
Call out the greatest.
And I'm not saying that. I just squashed it with Marlon a couple years ago.
Y'all not going to give me the beef with Dwayne again.
You know, Marlon was about to handle me.
My beef list is wild.
Marlon had me, son.
Yours ain't worse than mine, though.
No, please.
Alex Joseph.
Your beef list can't see my beef list.
You might be second or third, but don't put me.
My list varies.
No.
Ice, you looking at me.
I have a wild beef list too, Joe.
I believe.
I'm not saying you don't.
You do.
You do.
Ice, but it's not.
I'm nuts.
I beef with people you shouldn't beef with.
That too.
Yeah, that too.
I mean, we meet.
Who you got here?
None of the rappers.
Yo.
I don't have no beef.
I'm chilling.
The tough rappers leave 50 alone.
All of them.
They know.
That nigga shoot, box.
Get mad fast, crack.
Crack.
However you want to do it.
I'm going to just choke you under the bus.
He down to do it.
I beef with him when cracking wasn't on the list.
Good point.
Hey, and I never want to live like that no more, by the way.
We off of that.
I want 50 to come do an interview.
50's so funny that-
I love too much of his shows.
Every time he put a new show out, like he do a run,
and he don't come sit with niggas.
Like, I would love for him to come sit here and talk about BMF.
50's so funny that you was just quoting a fab line, and he, yeah.
Don't quote no fab line.
Don't quote none of them. Damn. Don't quote no fab line. Don't quote none.
Damn.
Don't quote none.
Or Joe said it was Nick.
And they even went at
Fat Joe and Jada and them
and they just got on a song
with Ja.
Nick said,
yo,
have you standing over there?
Yeah,
he came up in a different hip hop.
Like Queens hip hop.
Queens streets.
Yeah.
Which is a different hip hop.
And he beefed with
actual street niggas too
that counts
and stayed around
and stuck around
and yeah
still here
hey what you playing man
yeah
come on
it is called
nah you missed your
sleeper time now
you got a flight to get
alright go ahead and play
yeah
my more
quick from Detroit
song is called Battles Part 2.
Battles.
Ever since Ish started taking payola,
he been killing these shits.
No?
All right, it's just a coincidence
that you've been killing these and your sweatshirts
have gotten fly.
And you taking more flights.
And more flights and trips.
And you going to Vegas on a humbug.
Ain't got two penthouse suites.
Just seen your nephew at your draft.
Draft was a week ago.
Fuck you going back to picking?
Oh, you about to hoop.
My mind has shown me one thing, heart has shown another.
Better let me wound you, trying to recover.
Oh, you got me.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Trying to recover.
You harmonizing it?
Temptations all around me, sending my surroundings.
Head and heart is pounding.
I'm trying to stay grounded
I struggle
I'll take it
East Coast Blast
Let's go
I'm only 25
But I feel like I've been on this earth for 40
Wise be on my ears
Since it's shorty
All I ever really wanted
Was to give the world a story
So I start recording
All the things I felt that was important
Hopped up in the whip
To take a ride
Me and my thoughts
Silence loud is ever how I like, don't need no arcs
Shit could be so simple but with all these moving parts
I can cut the ones that complicate my life but at what cost
I find myself attempting to confirm if I was lost
The mind goes blank recalling what you learned when it was taught
The light sometimes can blind so I confine myself to dark
Call it crazy, that don't faze me, I just blame it on the art
Part one was just an introduction to the pain
I mean the window to my heart Which then will lead you to the brain
Depictions of what could be Could cause one to go insane
The hardest things in life Are dreams that might one day end up in flames
There's a world that's going on inside of me
But I don't know what side to take
I don't know what side to take
And if it's inside you, can I play more? Post-traumatic stressors are the younger reckless I don't know what side to take now I don't know what side to take now Gotta be concise you cannot play poor
Post-traumatic stress is other young and reckless I empathize with victims all the ones affected
You can try deflecting with a ton of effort But the problem lies within so focus on acceptance
Granny ain't around no more she in the heavens Prayers kept you covered now she laid her
rest in Now you beg the Lord for help but you can't
feel his presence
Wish you could go back relive your adolescence
Thinking bout that point in time you had it better
Don't spend too long reflecting on your past endeavors
Cause people sense of urgency don't last forever
Ain't nothing on that ground but dirt my nigga pick your head up
A time will come where hope will seem to vanish
To feign the heart with panic and it might seem you standing alone
And we were built to take a bit of damage and patch it up and bandage and find a way to manage
move on there's a world that's going on inside of me but i don't know what side to take no
i don't know what side to take no gotta be concise you cannot play yo i write these parables for the
sinners it's not our fault for it was planted in us
One day they'll look back at these manuscripts Anarchy and visions that I portray
Lyrically it comes natural You don't have to voice your forte
Spiritually I'm not where I think I oughta be
Voices on these shoulders talking daily They become a part of me, they try persuade
of me One way could be a virtue and the other could
be vice We get caught up in these products up until
we see the price What's the cost of living life how you wanna
And is it worth it?
Cause no matter what you try You come up shy of being perfect
That's for certain Made in the image of who we worship
But look in the mirror Can't even see half of that person
I was born to be a sinner With hopes that I'd die better
Learn, love, live I abide by the trifecta Racing with all the time he behind
But he bound to catch up to sound And the contents of my rhymes will be here forever that's my more battles part two that's nice man yeah he smoked that
where's that kid from new orleans on new orleans wow no shout out to Duke he went crazy
that's crazy
the album I
I was all album out
yeah
it's another new kid
I'll be wanting to promote
but I don't do it
cause Charlamagne
be on his dick
so now I'll just
suffer with that
that sound like
some hate though
that's not hate
see
well why is that hate
that's not like
but it's not hate
nah
Hovane posted this nigga
he be killing shit
right
but when he kills shit
I be like
you know what
I'm gonna do him a solid
and lend him some of this
good hip hop
real lyricism
credibility tomorrow
I'm gonna go big him up
so he know real niggas
fucking with him
here
here come
yo man
man
this guy right here
it just looked like
I mean
it just looked too.
Hey, when Duke loosen up a little bit.
It's not hate, but you know what I mean?
Stupid.
I can't promote you, dog.
You got this juice on you.
Hey, all niggas don't fuck with fuck them niggas.
Well, that's how it should be.
I don't fuck with you fuckers.
That's what we've been telling you for a minute.
Hey, end this shit before I get us in some trouble.
Come on, man.
Close us out.
Charlamagne said Tekashi could be Eminem in Versus.
Come on, man.
Close us out.
Watch this. Watch this. Watch this Horace. All right. Close this out. We made it.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this, Horace.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Look, get that bass.
You know what?
As you've been asking for for hours,
let me find it.
Hold up.
Let me find it.
No, you should just let him play anything
so we can quit.
All right, I'll play it.
I'll play it.
Hold on.
Y'all talk.
Y'all talk.
Y'all talk.
Man, the girls are insecure.
Yeah.
Baddie's one.
Baddie's one. Yesterday's. Yesterday's. The baddies are selling aspirin.
Yeah, aspirin.
She's sitting on a sink, I think, somewhere.
They in Spain?
Oh, that need to come back.
I forgot about that part.
Her ass is not fat.
She's sitting on a sink.
No, they fat now.
How you know? How you know yeah. Her ass is not fat. She's sitting on the sink. No, they fat now. No, you leave that out.
I don't know what you mean.
How you know?
Because the sink is under pressure.
My damn explore page been pissing me off as of lately.
I know.
They're fat now.
Uh-huh.
How we do.
There you go.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Instant happiness.
Yo, listen to that
How this shit even mix
Like Jay Z is mixing it
This is a
Listen to how trashed
That originally
Look
That's what it is
It's lo-fi
I'm talking to Ice and Ish
Who don't hear what I'm saying
I heard it nigga
You can hear the difference
Yeah
Ice don't hear the difference
I can hear the difference
For real
Yeah Uh huh Maybe you don't hear the difference. I can hear the difference. For real?
Yeah.
Maybe you don't. It's Chris.
Maybe you got it.
We do.
It's Chris.
It's like what I was telling you
about Kanye shit.
Like, Kanye shit now.
Kanye don't apply
because his shit is going to sound
like it was mastered
by the heavens up above
when it comes out.
But his rough,
his demo,
I just sound like that.
Yeah.
That's what we was saying.
So the project right now
sounds like
it can go
it's mixed better than
dudes mixes
and this is a
and to him
I'm pretty sure
this is a bad mix
oh no it's a horrible mix
cause I played it in my
big big big big
cause I felt like
I was doing him an injustice
playing on a small studio
I played on the super big
cause he didn't make it
he made it in the stadium
for a fucking reason
yeah
see I respect that
me too
I respect that that's why I said when it drops I played it on the big bigs fucking reason. See, I respect that. Me too. I respect that.
That's why I said when it drops, I'm violent.
I played it on the big bigs, and I can hear that it's not the way he wanted to be.
And that also tells me that when it drops, it's going to sound like something.
Yeah.
That tells me that if there's one person taking 35 ibuprofens a day, it's 40.
Drake's somewhere making candles and colognes.
He ain't thinking about the mix.
That's 40's job.
And Drake ain't worried about Kanye's music because Drake competes with,
I make that type of music.
I'm there.
I'm in that bag.
But the mix, that can separate the two.
It could.
You know Kanye is going to be a mixologist.
He's going to Mike Dean.
They both are good hands.
Mike Dean and 40.
40's nice.
40 don't play.
Once you get to underwater and shit.
Yeah.
Dog.
He don't play.
In the last live stream.
It's style, though, I guess.
I like that Kanye makes the vocals louder.
But Joe.
I like it.
I like that the beat is minimized so that, on this project at least, the beats are minimized, but they're strong.
The vocals are loud.
The sound.
Yeah.
Minimized beats?
Them shits is, like I said, this is stadium sound.
This is knocking.
Stadium for me in terms of the sounds and how they sound as a collective.
But what I mean is on these songs the music is great
because it's Kanye
but I could tell that
the vocal performance
is to shine
like the weekend
like the Fabio record
Fabio went crazy
the Lox J Alec record
is 10 minutes long
fucking the weekend
Lil Baby record
both of them niggas
the Cudi record
like
that's what I'm saying
that's what I'm saying
but it's all great
it's all great I can't wait till it comes out they changed that date to the 22nd i think
they're still playing a drake game i'm certain they're playing a drake game but we're waiting
on a sample to clear wait on a verse they're waiting on something but we're gonna wait we're
gonna wait but what i was saying real quick just um before we close out since we're talking about
yay when he took that phone call in the middle of the live stream and like he was spazzing out
mike dean said he was calling me
because he was mad at a mix.
Yep.
This is a fucking rough.
No, he's a lunatic.
And you spazzing on me
about a mix in the rough.
I like that, though.
I love it.
I like that.
And that sets the bar even higher.
Shout out to Ye.
Shout out to Drake, Kendrick.
You're not seeing all this
and just chilling.
You're not.
No, he's not chilling.
He's not worried.
No way.
You can't trick me.
You can fool them.
Let it run, Ali.
Oh, yeah.
Ali's over there.
Ali ain't listening to this.
Let it run, Ali.
Wait, wait, wait.
40 and Mike.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm me still.
Yeah.
September's going to be good for music.
It is.
It is.
Like, that's the difference between
you dropping your,
if you're Kanye,
dropping your project
in the beginning of August
versus the end of August.
I'm in geek mode now.
At the end of August,
if your shit is
Dylon like that,
you run until,
you can run to spring.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Like, if you,
if you Kanye,
you can run to spring.
Mm-hmm.
Versus I'm dropping
the end of July,
the first weekend in August.
This is by Christmas.
Yeah.
It's just different.
Shout out to all these guys, man.
You guys are all great
and I can't wait to hear
what you got coming.
And you got to shout Cole out again
just for jumping out first.
Look at all this shit going on.
Cole said fuck all y'all.
Yeah.
Listen, I stopped the music
for that one
because not only did he come out first,
he came out rapping
like I'm coming out first.
Yeah.
I'm not thinking about none of you niggas right here yep and i'm leaving and that's still that that t-minus
cold little baby record still when the year is over it's gonna be it's gonna be in the conversation
for joe it's gonna be there and i'm loving these little baby cartoons more than I'm supposed to
by the way
can I just tell y'all that
the animator dude
nah
he going too crazy
Dirk going to shoot him
you can't shoot him
that's the voice of the hero
but you know what I'm saying
yeah
them shits are really really good
that dude is good though
I forget his name
he's great at that
animator
he's so great
that we should remember his name
we should
I think it's DK animator
AK animator
it's something
JK animator some shit like that screaming screaming and pull everything up for four hours but that look It's so great that we should remember his name. We should. I think it's DK Animator, AK Animator. It's something. I think it's DK Animator.
JK Animator.
Some shit like that.
Scream it.
Scream it and pull everything up for four hours but that.
Look.
Don't worry about screaming.
It's cool.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
So long.
Goodbye.
I'm going to speed this up because my guy Ish got a game to catch in Vegas and some
honey dips for the after the game
Yo, this is my nephew just got drafted the Hawks you ever been in Atlanta ma?
You want to go to Atlanta come to Vegas with me first. Come on, man. Come on. We out of here
No, my name is that Sharif
But yo us
Joe Joe
We did butchers name is JKD Animator. I was close.
Don't say we butchered, nigga.
We wasn't right, though, nigga.
Nigga, I was making it right.
You was just da, da, da, da.
I'm just saying, give him the dude because he's dope.
Give him his props.
It's JKD Animator.
Shout out to him, man.
Life is a series of moments and moments pass, so let's make this one last as if it's all
we have.
And remember, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed
minded women want you to teach them things
Grab a ibuprofen, enjoy your headache, we'll be back same time, same place on Wednesday
Enjoy your weekend, keep your head on a swivel out there
On site means to, I mean you know what I mean
Everybody be good out there, we gone Stop losing your mind And turn it up
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