The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 464 | "The Service Business"

Episode Date: August 18, 2021

Joe's no stranger to not caring about what people say and suggests that other artist take the same approach as himself when receiving criticism by outside opinions (36:00). He also shares his weekend ...in Jersey City (57:20), a brief recap of the Tory Lanez and Cassidy beef (1:05:50) and covers one of the worst films he's ever seen starring Nicolas Cage (1:23:45). Ice asks the age-old question of when is it okay to cheat on your barber (1:35:50), podcasting and entertainment being apart of the service industry (1:54:00) and more!  Become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks Joe | Benny The Butcher - “Flood The Block”   Parks | Boldy James & The Alchemist - “Steel Wool”    Ice | Money Man - “Live Sum Mo”    Ish | AZ - “The Wheel” (Ft. Jaheim)

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I support you Oh man That be corrupting These niggas out here Ice can be fended out Now wait Now we just turning The microphone on
Starting point is 00:00:11 Hey out there I enjoy Dennis Parks And Ishan Ice are here Together with JBB Remix What are y'all talking about? Ice just started
Starting point is 00:00:29 With the humble flex No man I'm gonna get a Birkin Fuck it And listen Audience I'm letting Listen
Starting point is 00:00:35 Audience I'm letting all conversations rock I have topics block I have topics block I don't have any topics I didn't think I did what the rest of the world Be doing
Starting point is 00:00:44 That's what I did this week my brain was just chilling let me tell them what happened and how we got here no no no who cares no no no no no you are talking about
Starting point is 00:00:52 buying a $3,000 iPad bag it's not $3,000 how much is it $26.50 I'm listening how much is it
Starting point is 00:01:01 in that ring $26.50 you right maybe we not in a recession. Not y'all. Don't do that, y'all. Hold on. Y'all niggas get to it.
Starting point is 00:01:11 $1,000 hoodie. How much in sweatpants cost? See, I don't get why Ish do that. What you mean not y'all? Y'all stop. Ish attempts to alienate me from my fan base, so I understand why he does it. That's my attempt?
Starting point is 00:01:27 Well, that's what it does. You think, though? Yeah. Oh, I thought they had Google. Yo, my bad. Joe, they can Google every hat you have on every day. Oh, so you think I've done it? You have a miri sweatshirt on with plastered on your chest
Starting point is 00:01:46 I'm the person that's separating you from them oh okay stupid me my bad you know what I don't like yo God is fucking with me I know God is fucking with me my whole prayer changed last night that's how you know when it's on
Starting point is 00:02:02 when your prayer changed I'm just like all right just do it whatever you're doing just let me see it come on come on man up wait i didn't say a word in this whole conversation that somehow landed on me i said yo i'm changing i'm stunting on niggas now. I said nothing like that. I'm buying a Fendi book bag for my iPad. Like, I'm lit now. I'm a whole situation out here.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Follow me because it's a movie. And somehow it landed on me. It's cool. You were making ice jokes. It's fine. It's fine. How's everybody doing? Doing well.
Starting point is 00:02:44 How you doing? I'm great. Good. Good to hear. Doing well How you doing? I'm great Good Good to hear Ish How you feeling? I'm cool Cool?
Starting point is 00:02:49 A little tired I'm straight though A little tired I'm ready to pot Vegas was too lit I can't come Or maybe it wasn't Vegas See and that's the thing
Starting point is 00:02:58 Reno was too lit When dudes come in here Reno was too lit Reno Yeah I think dudes sometimes come in here And use the platform lit. Reno. Yeah. I think dudes sometimes come in here and use the platform to project. It started with these Ice and Joe
Starting point is 00:03:09 jokes. Fresh back from Vegas and LA. And LA. In a private jet. Vegas Summer League games. You ain't listening to them. LA WNBA games. The Sparks versus the Comets. On the floor. Ooh, Brenda Gattascia. We had 17 assists. Spiked out. We'll take that back versus the Comets. On the floor. Ooh, Brenda, Gatasha, we had 17 assists.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Spiked out. We'll take that back to the barber shop. This guy is nuts. No, Ish, we saw it. You saw it on your Instagram that you were spiked out on the floor. I don't even know what that, what spiked out? He's saying that on your Instagram page, you were front row on the court close enough to trip a referee at a women's basketball game. Yeah, see?
Starting point is 00:03:47 Yes. Cheap tickets. No. Friends and family, yeah. Free 99. Free 99. Free 99. How was your trip, man?
Starting point is 00:03:55 Tell us all about it. Tell us everything. No, it was cool. Who won? See what you be doing? You really wanted to... No, nigga, stop playing court. I said tell us about your trip
Starting point is 00:04:05 and that's it and now you're trying to shoot at me I'm not this guy how was your trip it was great it was good
Starting point is 00:04:11 it was cool it was relaxing it was hot as shit in Vegas how'd Neff do 110 uh he's sick that's what he brought back the weather
Starting point is 00:04:20 it's dry out there. Whoa. Yo, the desert. That's crazy. Lost a bunch of money gambling. The heat index. Exactly. That was some other
Starting point is 00:04:34 heat. I never felt it. I never felt it. You've been all over the world. Yeah, that shit was hotter than Africa. How's that, bitch?
Starting point is 00:04:41 Famous 110. You've been to Africa? Yeah. What country? Morocco. What country? Which countries? Hey, fam, we not going to be on me today. Yo, keep it moving, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I was just wondering if you ever been to Africa, man. Do you think you've changed at all since joining the pod or it's just me and Ice and Parks? I don't think you changed. No, we think you changed. I didn't change.
Starting point is 00:05:04 I've been the same dickhead. Yeah. No, we saying... I don't think you changed. No, we think you changed. I didn't change. I've been the same dickhead. Yeah. No, we saying. I don't think Ice changed. We all think you changed. Well, now Ice won a Fendi bag. Yeah, now he won $3,000 back for the iPad. It's a little change.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Well, just a wee bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I seen the change in him. Even that hat. Why is that so crispy? Why is that so crispy? That shit is. it's a new one oh shit I wore it
Starting point is 00:05:27 before you hear him did you hear what he said I wore come on let's stop I got a trick for y'all come on come on I got a trick for y'all it's not a new hat
Starting point is 00:05:33 I got a trick for y'all don't worry about it don't even worry about it man Reno vibes hey Morocco vibes Fendi vibes talking to Ian this morning like yeah man Rocco vibes. Fendi vibes.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Talking to Ian this morning. I'm like, yeah, man, when you heading out to Park's wedding? He's like, Thursday. I was like, ah, yikes. Patouille. I said, damn. He said, no, I'm in the wedding. Yeah. He said, yo, I'm in the wedding. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:09 He said, yo, I got to do the rehearsal. I got to do the dinner rehearsal. And we're spacing it out. We'll put a day in between. Because I've been to enough weddings to know that rehearsal dinner usually leads to everyone getting drunk. And so let's leave a day in between so no one has hangover face at the wedding. Yo, they doing a fancy walkthrough in your joint? Not really.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Oh, no. It's outside. Coming down the aisle? It's outside. All right. They could be getting busy. What's the shit? You know they're going to do a little bagpipe dance.
Starting point is 00:06:43 It might be a bagpipe. You know they're going to do some Scottish shit. You don't find out about who your man is until the wedding. Now they family tradition. They've got different outfits. Oh, shit. Goat balls. Damn, I should have got a bagpipe, man.
Starting point is 00:06:59 You mentioned it. I'm like, yo, why you got goat balls at the wedding? No, it's the family tradition. 300 years in my family. we slice up goat balls. Yo, dog, all right. I just love you when I'm here. You win. Yeah, you win. So listen, so Ian was like, yeah, Thursday, I'm in the dinner rehearsal.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I'm in the walking rehearsal. We got a few rehearsals because I'm in the wedding. And I was like, I understand that. But you don't know how to walk. You got to rehearse that. You don't know how to eat dinner. It's like sound check, Joe. Yeah, they got to go through the whole procedure. I didn't want to do sound check.
Starting point is 00:07:33 The day that somebody actually asked me to be in a wedding, see, now I don't even know how to feel about that, that I haven't been asked to be in a wedding. Or people just know you and like, nah, Joe's not doing half this shit. Yeah. Nah, let me in the wedding, man. I want to have some fun no
Starting point is 00:07:46 come on just coordinate the bachelor party you know when the fun part is when the best man gotta get up there and read the speech he was up all night
Starting point is 00:07:54 writing drunk he's not supposed to write it it's coming from the heart yeah wait excuse me wait wait wait write that shit wait
Starting point is 00:08:02 at least write an outline. Bullet points. What do you say? Bullet points. They got to say in a composition. Yeah, Ish. Come from here. You see what I mean?
Starting point is 00:08:11 Come from here. Ish is on this streak of flexing his maturity on us. Ish, maybe you can get on with me. I'm agreeing with me. I'm with Ish on that, though. That's what you're supposed to do. I still ain't proposed. What the fuck did I got to do with that?
Starting point is 00:08:28 You can't agree with nothing. You got the same success rate. It's not a shot to me. It's not a shot. Fam, what I'm saying is, if you're giving a speech, it's supposed to kind of come from the heart. It's only you can get up there and freestyle. You're a rapper. I'm not getting up there and freestyle.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I'm writing something down to mesmerize the audience. Because you know what happens? Your wife, her bridesmaid killed it. So now you're not a pressure on. She went first. She smoked it. When I met Jenny in the first grade, I already knew that.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I always knew she would meet her prince charming and shining armor. She'd get up there going crazy. The best man fumbling the little paper out his handkerchief pocket. This nigga got boogers out his nose. Yo, don't even drop a tear. You drop a tear, you caught it. And you just met this dude. He getting up there, though, when I first DM'd dude.
Starting point is 00:09:27 What are you talking about? From our first DM, I knew. It was electric. Yeah, like, you better get it together. Brian is doing it, right? Yeah, he is. He going to smoke that. Yeah, he is.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Brian did this. Yeah. He going to smoke it. He going to get up there and do some artistic shit and scare niggas. and smoke it. He gonna get up there and do some artistic shit and scare niggas. The only true heaven
Starting point is 00:09:48 is when we are in. Past the clouds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool. I can't wait for your wedding, though. Me too. Yo, while we're here, we're not here on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:10:00 The Friday, Saturday pod, whatever that day is, we off. Yeah. Sorry. Our engineer found love and happiness. Correct. Blame Parks. It's me.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I rooted against it the whole time. It didn't work. He made it. So, yeah, we're not here. Congratulations to Parks. And you're still good. Great. You're still no nerves, nothing, still.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Nothing to be nervous about anymore, D.O. Talk that shit. Nothing to be nervous about. Well, shit. Nothing to be nervous about. Well, the invoices ain't coming yet. No, they did. That's the anti-nervous part. It's not so bad.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Not so bad. Maybe the first half. Let's see. He's got it. Ish, what's up with you? He's got it. He said he's got it. Ish, you're not doing a pod
Starting point is 00:10:40 with nobody that Instagrams themselves on a money phone. What is a money phone i don't even know what that is what the fuck is you talking about mic check one two one two mic check one two one two salutations out there hey i'm in my bag man what's going on hope everybody's feeling good feeling great shout out to the ladies listening.
Starting point is 00:11:05 What's the weather? It's fucked up outside. Hot. No, it's raining. It's raining. It's raining. Who knows? This is not a weather podcast.
Starting point is 00:11:14 We ain't on. Tell Ishtar. Hey. Yeah, Erickson, pick the cameras. Get us right in here, man. Get our sexy side. Niggas is at the spa. We exfoliating.
Starting point is 00:11:28 I got my stretch boss lady appointment. Hey. Maximum time slot. I'm near for like seven hours. You will tap out, nigga. That shit gonna bust your ass. Watch. No, I did two hours.
Starting point is 00:11:42 That shit real. You already did it? No, not yet. Tomorrow. What, they just gonna make you touch your toes did two hours. That shit real. You already did it? No, not yet. Yo. Tomorrow. What day is it? Make you touch your toes for two hours? I have no idea,
Starting point is 00:11:48 but I'm going to do it. You going tomorrow? He did it, right? I'm going tomorrow, right? Wait a minute. I'm going tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Sure. You can touch your toes? Dog, that shit is painful, bro. We just got a nice topic here. It's a different level. Oh,
Starting point is 00:12:03 man. Don't expel. I hate when I nice topic here. It's a different level. Oh, man. Don't expound. Don't expound, please. I hate when I have topic block. Yo, the inmates are running here silent today. I'm just telling y'all an event. All right, then. What are we on? Come on.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I'm down. I'll play. Because I'm tired of niggas saying, Joe, you're stepping on. Come on. What are we talking about? Can you touch your toes? Do you put deodorant on your feet? All right, you're asking Ish if he can touch his toes.
Starting point is 00:12:25 I'm wondering how this stretching thing works. I'm trying to get the basics out of the way. I'm like, man. So basically. Weddings, man, got jokes. No, you know. No, I'm trying to get information. I'll interrupt that whole shit Saturday, man.
Starting point is 00:12:35 You can't play. I will bomb your tomatoes at your little tux. Stop. I love to have fun at weddings. You are a silly motherfucker. Fam, that is the best time to fuck. I'll to have fun at weddings. You are a silly motherfucker. That is the best time to put some mollies
Starting point is 00:12:48 in the punch. That's really turning this shit up. Aunt Niecy being there doing the gif. Fucking fuck on Beth up. Being there twerking. Hey, that ain't how
Starting point is 00:12:58 you play the bagpipe, Beth. All right, so come on. Ish. No, again, we older. You booked your appointment with me. You want to see come on, Ish. No, again, we older, so. You booked your appointment with me. You want to see me stretch, nigga. Ew. Ew, you nasty.
Starting point is 00:13:12 What you did, the 15-minute joint? Hey, yo, fam. How long you got? An hour. Tell me what happens in there. That shit is hard, yo. Again, it's shit that. Yo, that's a great session, if so.
Starting point is 00:13:26 It's the last thing on your mind hey say bye yeah nah but again you know we older so you you don't you're not as active sure yeah you're not as active and so small shit that you could do when you was younger is complicated to do today so what actually happens in in here though like because you've done what you need yeah it depends on what you need. So basically, on a stretch session, she literally is stretching out all your muscles. Shit that you haven't used in a long... You know what I'm saying? In a long time. Yo, you being a bitch in pain.
Starting point is 00:13:55 How you know what muscles I ain't used in a long time? You're 40. You drive everywhere. You don't walk like that. You scooting up River Road now. You think you in shape? You gonna see. You gonna see. That's all I'm gonna tell you. You scooting up River Road now, you think you in shape? You going to see. You going to see.
Starting point is 00:14:08 That's all I'm going to tell you. You going to see. I scooted my little hot ass to the nail salon the other day. Far. Like on the road. So then I tried to get back on the little back streets on the other side of the street where all the hills and shit is. Man.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Not so fast going uphill? No, no, it was fine. It's just a lot faster downhill. But we're not starting with my security pictures. We're not starting. Mic check, mic check, mic check. All right. Hold up, loose hands.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up, man. All right. Turn me up here. All right. It's just fresh back from Vegas. Thank you. Thank you for blessing us with your presence.
Starting point is 00:14:59 This is our last single parks podcast. True. Our last single parks. Ladies. This is the last week to try to suck him off. After this. It's over. I mean, it would be okay today.
Starting point is 00:15:15 It would be all right. The last week to try to get a little action with Parkster. Come get your record mixed. And what's up with Ice? Oh, we starting with Ice. Let me cut this music off. Oh, she about to go crazy, though. All right.
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Starting point is 00:16:09 Host Joe Button here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Ice is here, Parks is here, Ish is here, Corey's here, and we have a room full of people in Video Village.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Round of applause for Video Village doing a phenomenal job of the screen being off. Right. Right. Wow. You didn't even see cameras facing the wall. Like, what type of operation is going on here? All right, how's everybody feeling?
Starting point is 00:16:36 I already asked y'all. We don't care. It's just here. Everybody's here. And we start out with a confessional from brother ice uh-oh yeah came to some harsh realizations over the weekend uh-oh i was there as a witness uh-oh yep joe's a witness i was there he saw it whatever he about to say happened so i have come whatever he don't say that. So I have come
Starting point is 00:17:05 to the realization And whatever he don't say that happened, I'ma say. I have come to the realization that I am never going to the strip club with my girl again.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Oh no. What happened? Why might that be? Cost me too much fucking money. Oh shit. Really? Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:24 She wanted to sport. More than you wanted to sport. And again. She wanted to sport. And again. And fast. They be falling in love. Bro.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a little date night thing planned for Saturday. Nice. You got a brick of money. Sounds like they went through a couple of them. We started off, we went to the Museum of Illusions. Okay. Then went over to Don Poole's spot for dinner.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Okay. Whoa. She was sweeping her off her feet. No, no. Chop house. Did you have the broom with you? So after that, our first plan was we was just going to go bar hop. So I was like like you know what
Starting point is 00:18:05 oh y'all was trying to restore the relationship feeling no we was just we were baby free and we was like you know what fuck it let's just turn up for it yeah so i'm like you know what i hate y'all so you're out tonight he was like yeah i'm out all right cool i was like no i was staying inside but if you're gonna go out with your lady, then I'll meet you. That is not what happened. In your version, that's what happened, though, right? Yes. Okay. So anyway, we link and go to the spot.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Whoa, whoa. What spot might that be? The spot we saw you walking in late night. Yeah, that spot. But we didn't talk to you that night. Remember? The Saturday night. Gotcha. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Keep going. I just wanted to clarify what spot we talk about. Well, you're clear now. Well, yeah. We went in the spot and she just had a blast. At my expense. Like a big blast. She looked like a rapper in there?
Starting point is 00:19:00 Yeah. But you know how the rappers make it last a little bit? No. She ain't keep sweating like a shit rapper. What the fuck you talking about? Yeah But you know how the rappers Like make it last a little bit No She ain't keep sweating Like a shit rapper What the fuck you talking about No she was just like here Alright I see it's way more fun
Starting point is 00:19:13 Being a witness Yeah yeah come on Cause he was having a blast You tell it We walked in the spot Here come Optimus Prime voice I know Go ahead
Starting point is 00:19:23 I'm ready Go ahead Listen All facts ready. Go ahead. Listen, all facts. I believe you. All facts. Whatever's not a fact, I'm going to tell y'all it's not a fact. It's all facts when Joe talk. Everything, everything, no, this time.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Okay. This time, it's all facts. We walk in kind of early. We like part of the early crew. There's a birthday happening from one of the bartenders. She's the bar we're sitting at. Happy birthday to that young lady. Important little note that Ice left out.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Because of that, I don't sit. At all. Nigga, hey,'t sit. At all. Nigga. Hey, they brought me a chair. I said, thanks. And stood on the wall. I'm an OG, dog. I ain't doing nothing on your birthday.
Starting point is 00:20:19 You might think we besties. That's a good point. Not Ice Girl. She sat right down. She bought a cake. Not Ice Girl. She sat right down. She bought a cake. Fell into the trap. Sat right down. Spider web.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Expeditiously. Started talking. Hey, what's your name? How old are you? Hey, how was your birthday today? I have a cousin who's got a Leo. I have a cousin who's got a birthday today. So they get to talking.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I'm laughing. Ice is running around talking to me. At some point, the effects of the drink start to kick in. Casamigos. The effects of the drink start to kick in. His girl feeling generous. It's a birthday going on. She starts tipping.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Quite a bit. Fast. So much so that I was standing on the wall saying, damn, what his girl do? Hey, what the fuck his girl do for a living? She is not slowing down. No, I didn't even get there in my brain, Parks. I'm telling you, my witness testimony is, damn, his girl got it.
Starting point is 00:21:24 She is blowing, she's BM it. She is blowing, she's BMS. She's blowing money fast. Not just one girl, multiple girls. Here. Her rain is quick. Then I'm noticing, oh
Starting point is 00:21:39 shit. Ice starting to look a little stressed out in the corner. Well, no. Ice is having a blast. I'm chilling. Ice girl got good taste in girls. She keep bringing over all these girls that I might even want to tit. But I fight the feeling. But that don't matter. Because now I'm at an uncomfortable crossroads in my head.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Right? Which is the thought that you never want to think. Don't hit me. Respectfully. I'm going an uncomfortable crossroads in my head, right? Which is the thought that you never want to think. Don't hit me. Respectfully. I'm going to say it. Yo. If we wanted to, me and my man wife will flip this whole course. Don't you hate when that happens?
Starting point is 00:22:30 I've never had that happen. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I'll fuck it. Today is the day. We'll screw it up today. Don't do that. Don't play with me. I don't want no beef.
Starting point is 00:22:37 And Parks, you shut up too. You are a liar. I'm not lying. Rebel turns the shit out too. I've had that thought with you and your wife. We've been in Starlets. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Rebel turned some shit out too. I've had that thought with you and your wife. We've been in Starlets. I'm watching Park. Yo, we can flip this whole club upside down right now.
Starting point is 00:22:54 But I ain't falling for it. I just stayed on the wall. I threw a couple of goals. You had your bag. You had some singles? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't good. Your bag was pretty.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I know you had some singles and you kept them. Huh? I kept some. You know, I went home with some. Don't play. I did. I got to recycle mine. Anyway, I spent a lot of money in the strip club.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I totally understand his issue. His dilemma is beef right now. I'm cool. But that's nice to have a romantic night, get it back going. You know what I mean? No, that's dope. Literally, all jokes aside, for everybody here, that when you could take your girl to the strip club and enjoy your night,
Starting point is 00:23:34 a lot of people can't do that shit, fam. No, that's a fact. Yeah. A lot of people can't do that. That's dope. We had a little date night Friday. We did not end up at the strip club. We should have, man, in hindsight.
Starting point is 00:23:42 In hindsight. We were out to the bar until 4 a.m. anyway. Well, what bistro did you go to? We went to a lot of little local Astoria bars. Hit the streets. Nice little date night. Astoria is dope. The bar hop is a nice little date on the low. That was our plan.
Starting point is 00:23:58 The bar hop. After we left dinner, we was going to do the bar hop. I wish we'd have did the bar hop. You'd have came home with some gold bars. I looked Sunday on the light. Oh, shit. Yo, man, wake up. What you do?
Starting point is 00:24:15 Oh, wait. Then this creep ass nigga, hold up, man. I forgot about you. Then he going to look to the side and tap me while I'm already thinking, yo, man, this nigga's girl got good taste. He going to tap me and hand me this I'm already thinking, yo, man, this nigga's girl got good taste. He's going to tap me and hand me this little shit right here. What is that?
Starting point is 00:24:29 In the club. Look what he's giving me in the club. You're lying. The niggas came and they was like, yo, what you talking about? You niggas. Yo, you gave me a little pink horsepower. Pink horsepower. In case I need to, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:24:42 Shout to Kim. Shout to Kim. Now, this is the third. It's a liquid? This is the third bottle of this I've gotten. So either they really big on Cam's product, or they really think my dick is trash in the streets. It's one or the other.
Starting point is 00:24:56 I haven't figured it out. But shout out to Cam. I hear this thing works wonders. If you need it. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, you used it? You did? I drink the shit in the club.
Starting point is 00:25:07 I don't want to. I want you to drink the whole shit. Yes. I said, oh, no. Put that shit right in the fucking pineapple vodka? No. Would you be fucking with you? You had your shirt off?
Starting point is 00:25:22 Wait, no. In the club? All jokes aside, I promise we got a music talk coming Somebody's album came out And we gotta Unpack This dumb whore in the club I didn't know how long it'd take
Starting point is 00:25:35 So I was like I want it when we get a house Do you be fucking with your shirt off You caught the Charlie horse in the club Did you have your shirt off On the pink horse power shit I ain't have shirt off on the pink horse power shit? I ain't have nothing on on the pink horse power shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Tom, I got home. It's go time, fam. Oh, man. Shout out to Cam. Shout out to Cam, yo. These niggas. Cam is a hustler, B. How you just gonna be a rapper
Starting point is 00:26:03 you jump off into the dick liquid business? You gotta respect that, B. How you just going to be a rapper? You jump off into the dick liquid business. You got to respect that, yo. I ain't lying. Meek put out some furniture. Round of applause, fam. For real? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:14 It's nice, too. Yeah? Looks nice to me. Interesting. Hey, yo, I want to laugh so bad. Shout to Meek. Fam, that sounds funny. Meek Mill put out some furniture.
Starting point is 00:26:25 It sounds funny. You say whatever you want. That sounds funny. What's the name of it? Meek, Nick. It's Meek, Meek, Meek Sofas. He's really selling furniture? Yeah, look at his face, too.
Starting point is 00:26:39 All right, let's see what's right. No, no, no. I didn't know that. I'm taking over from here. Don't worry about it. Joe's taking over from here. Don't worry about it. Joe's taking over from here. Lizzo. No, wait.
Starting point is 00:26:50 We're not just going to skate past that. I want to see the meat couch. I really need to see the meat couch. That is funny, fam. Screen man ain't pulled shit on me. He ain't tried to pull nothing on me. And I wonder why. Yo, huh, man?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Take your cam. I took mine already. What you fucking giving my son away for? I took mine already. I might have a little slumpy day one day and be like, let me see what's going on. So shout out to Cam. Put this back in my bag. Then go to Meek out.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yeah, Meek put out, he has a furniture line. That's dope. And it's like, it looks like a high class type of thing. Higher end living type of thing. Oh, no, they lying. All right. I don't know. Y'all look it up.
Starting point is 00:27:33 We'll get the name of it later. We'll come back. But I like all the artists that are venturing out into these different things. And while we're on that, he put out a snippet that sounds incredible. Meek did. Yeah, Meek did. Snippets are back. But it does sound really good. that sounds incredible. Meek did. Yeah, Meek did. Snippets are back. But it does sound really good.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I can't wait to hear it. Yeah, I like that. Why do you think that's funny? It just sounds crazy. That's amazing. Yo, listen. I'm not knocking his. I had the same thought.
Starting point is 00:27:56 No, it's amazing that young black men are starting to venture off into other shit and not limited themselves, of course. But it sounds funny. Yeah. That you buying a love seat from the nigga that's been talking about flipping birds. That's funny, fam. You can say whatever you want. You can say that as a whole, fam. No, it's a joke.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Jay-Z's 50-something years old. Got you. Keep going. No, that was it. I don't have any more. I'm not expounding on my argument. Liz you. Keep going. No, that was it. I don't have any more. I'm not expounding on my argument. Lizzo. Lizzo. You starting with Lizzo? I guess.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Nothing else happened. Nothing happened. There's no music. I don't care. I don't care. I told you I got topics blocked. I got topics blocked. I'm here for my man's wedding this week. My man's nephew. My man's strip club experience. I'm here for y'all.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I'm here for y'all this week. My man's baller wife. And I don't even know if this is the right podcast to comment on anything, Lizzo. But we will. But before we do that. Does that sound right? Cause every time I drop, I make a million that week I'm in the air, come on, truck, she don't know if it's a car or a Jeep But she ain't really trippin' by the car, she know it, she with me Cause she get deep, she get deeper and deeper That shit y'all talkin', gettin' cheaper and cheaper
Starting point is 00:29:12 I'm tired of hearin' about y'all headaches and those points y'all missin' Cause I got mansions right in the corner from each other And I don't even see em, I gotta check em on camera just to make sure they good And that nigga had the nerve to tell me that I'm bein' in the hood Even if I did, I wouldn't be with it I start getting used to being on islands with like 23 bitches Through the all sleep Cause every time I drop, I make a million ass week
Starting point is 00:29:33 I'm in the ass of my truck, she don't know if it's a car or a Jeep But she ain't really trippin' by the cause she know she with me She get deep That shit is nice Yeah I like him over that type of beat Me too I like him talking that shit
Starting point is 00:29:44 I like him talking that type of beat Me too I like him talking that shit I like him I like him talking that shit Sounds really good He's trying to sneak on my list Of albums that I'm waiting for Right now There's nobody but GOATS On that list right now
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm waiting on the Puff album In September I'm waiting on Usher shit I'm really disappointed I had to make it to Vegas For Usher He's done? He's done for now.
Starting point is 00:30:05 He's done until like December. Oh, okay. He's back for Christmas, New Year, making a run. That might be a better time to go anyway. I was about to say, I might have to slide out. I'm deaf. I definitely think I'm going to bring- When it's cold out here, go where it's warm.
Starting point is 00:30:16 I might have to slide out there for that. Every clip I've seen has been ridiculous. I might give you a little Christmas tune around that time. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear the. I don't want to hear the Usher Christmas tune. Yeah, just run through the hits. Well, yeah,
Starting point is 00:30:28 he brought Puff out the other night. He played an unreleased hit boy record the other night. The shiny, shimmery outfits. Like, I wanted to go see Usher in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I'm not even a concert dude, but that was the one. You didn't go-ish while you was out there? It's over. It was over. Oh, okay. Trust me, I checked. The 15th
Starting point is 00:30:46 of August was the last show, I want to say. Okay. Until the winter. Yeah, until the winter. So here I go, right? I checked the dates. I thought it would be a show, Usher show, around my birthday, but it wasn't. It was like the 15th was the last show. I think that's a Saturday.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I'm off the head right now. It's my baby weekend. I go to pick my baby up on the Wednesday. I'm like, hey, I was thinking about heading out to that Usher concert. I'm going to insert this. It's all right. This weekend. She said, this weekend? Your baby weekend?
Starting point is 00:31:21 Yeah. It's the last show. I mean, no. It didn't fly. No, it's the last show I mean nah it didn't fly we didn't get to that level in co-parenting yet no sir yeah
Starting point is 00:31:32 no alternating yeah yeah so I just missed that one such is life but New Year's Eve can't wait I would love to go
Starting point is 00:31:42 and again the Her Festival in October I'm there also fly and that's the other thing like even if i would have caught the usher show like really dog you're gonna be the dude there by yourself singing nice and slow to the top of your lungs you need a date now you spelling out fucking usher's name alone. You stupid. Your name, your name, a whole different. You this. They call me.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Yeah, you me. They call me. Nigga, ain't you? You watching him. You S. H-E. Oh, no, I can't do that, man. Need a date.
Starting point is 00:32:17 That's a date show. Yeah, but see, that's where you get tricky now. You go with a date. For love. She loves you now. Yeah. I know that men don't normally care about that stuff, but. No, you got to care.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Yeah, you have to care. You got to care. Yeah, he get in there and start doing nothing, start doing some of them songs, she going to get to know me. Intimately? Yeah, no, I have. I mean, on a plethora of topics.
Starting point is 00:32:43 On a plethora of topics. Have I told her I feel about my ex? Because I'm sure I was cool about it. What happened when Moving Mountains come on? Y'all ever heard that song? Hold up. Probably not. Y'all probably never heard that song.
Starting point is 00:32:57 He letting it go. Stupid, yo. If you've ever heard this song, it's a point in a verse. Oh. It's like whatever I do. Oh! it's a point in a version I'm going to get it all off my chest right now He started out with the good times
Starting point is 00:33:32 It's getting bad Y'all Google it Y'all have to understand But anyway That What else? For him? A lot of them
Starting point is 00:33:41 Oh yeah What you doing bad girl? Come on And now. You got a long night. What you doing, bad girl? Come on. And now you just got to look at the girl you came with. All other bad girls looking at you. They singing to you. What you know about her? You got the stripper performing when he's doing records?
Starting point is 00:33:56 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, man. What you going to do? It's tough. I'm going.
Starting point is 00:34:00 See, I would have went if I had cooler guy friends. But all of y'all are the worst. Next year, I'm not talking to any of y'all. All right, don't say it. Hey, yo, fam. I don't want to be standing next to you in nice and slow. Come on, either, though. I don't want to hear you.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Joe changed again. Yo, Joe flipped out. If he could do it, then he could do it. I don't want to hear none of that shit. You get out there one of you. Taking the fellas to ushers a little. I don't want to be out with you a nice
Starting point is 00:34:26 as well come on either though. Wait till your wedding buddy. I'm glad. I'm going to learn you something. If you think that's whack I'm going to learn you something. You just wait buddy. Yeah y'all don't want
Starting point is 00:34:35 to do nothing and I hate y'all for it. Oh man. Pam. What? I go on a little double date to a usher show with you.
Starting point is 00:34:43 I go on a double date to a usher show. I want to unpack right now why guy friend groups don't do shit. I go on a double date to an Usher show. I want to unpack right now why guy friend groups don't do shit. What is wrong with y'all? That's not true, though. I watched you blow 10 grand the other night with your girl.
Starting point is 00:34:52 You went on a PJ from Vegas to wherever the fuck you went. I never even seen, like, you got a picking grapes ceremony after your wedding. Like, you got some real white shit planned. A picking grape. Hey, we're going to go and pick apples
Starting point is 00:35:05 together. We're going to make our own wine. And the niggas can't drink after party. We can't do nothing together. We can't take a guy's trip. We can't go to Brazil. No, nigga, all that involves fucking.
Starting point is 00:35:23 No, it does not. I'm not going to Brazil if I'm not fucking. I'm not go to Brazil. No, nigga, all that involves fucking. No, it does not. I'm not going to Brazil if I'm not fucking. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not going to Brazil, but I'm just saying. This nigga want to take his shirt off in Brazil. Take the cam juice. The cam juice. I'm going to be out there with the cam juice. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:35:38 That's not true. I would never want to see that picture again. All right, come on. All right, come on. Why can't we talk about lizzo because i used to scare it yeah i could talk all y'all want all right the conversation really isn't about lizzo this is my real conversation let me open it up like and i'm not talking about cyber bullying i get it i'm not talking about none of that but how many times do you get to cry into your phone? Because I want to know. And then I want to know how many times I've used up of mine.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Because I'm going to use this. I'm doing it. I'm not a fan of anybody doing that. Me either. Because it looks staged, right? Even when Tyrese did it, I'm like, yo, you look like a fool. Right? Friend of the show, Tyrese.
Starting point is 00:36:21 That wasn't me. No. I'm just saying, like, it looks staged. Wait, hold up. We not just going, Nah, Tyrese is your man. No,
Starting point is 00:36:29 but why he ain't yours? I don't know. Y'all ain't got no, Nah, I don't smoke with him. Fam, no, I'm just,
Starting point is 00:36:35 bruh, if he was in my, maybe Sweet Lady was yours first. Let's touch on this. Fam, I could be a friend of yours. I could be your dude, your homeboy
Starting point is 00:36:45 Your home You know what I'm saying Yeah If you do some bullshit Because we are friends I should be able to call you On your bullshit That's true
Starting point is 00:36:53 If Joe does some bullshit I should be able to say Nah nigga You did some bullshit Right So again If Tyrese was my homeboy I should be able to say
Starting point is 00:37:02 Yo I'm gonna First of all I'm gonna murder you On the phone You my nigga I'm gonna able to say, yo, I'm going to, first of all, I'm going to murder you on the phone. You my nigga, I'm going to tear your ass up. But what I'm saying is I should be able to like, yo, dog, it looks disingenuine when you are walking, holding your phone in your face, getting the right angles as you're crying. You look like I got to make sure y'all see this. When you're really crying and you're really in your feelings, the last thing you want to be holding is a fucking phone.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Agreed. Nigga, I want to be in a corner somewhere trying to get my mind right. I don't want to be making sure I got the right angles. Like, that looks disingenuous. Let me ask you a question. That's when the new generation says that we can't tell people how to grieve. I agree. Or how to.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Let me ask you a question-ish. Let me ask you a question Ish If you're Not saying anyone is But if you're Searching for sympathy And support Whatever you want to call it
Starting point is 00:37:51 And you're crying You probably want the phone In your face right Not me I'm saying if someone I want everybody to see this Because I want them to feel sorry for me Because those same people
Starting point is 00:38:02 That are making you feel A certain type of way Be the same people That you want support from I'm calling my real friends those same people that are making you feel a certain type of way be the same people that you want support from? I'm calling my real friends if I need support. I don't give a fuck about the 7,000 million fans that are online looking at me cry that are going to be in my comments. Fuck them.
Starting point is 00:38:16 I'm going to my real family, my real friends when I need support. I don't want the fans to give me support because next week the same fans will be dissing the shit out your dumb ass. Lizzo is not the first or last artist to cry in their phone at all this is going to continue to happen indeed right but this is where i'm conflicted uh as someone that critiques music and industry culture or whatever the fuck you want to say i do i was a little conflicted when she began to cry because she's a beautiful woman and you never want to see a woman cry. Indeed.
Starting point is 00:38:47 You start there. And if that's your baseline, you're like, all right, well, let me see what's going on here. I know that she recently put out a song with Cardi B. I know the song received a lot of flack. When I saw her crying, I was so glad that we didn't mention that topic because I had it written down on the last part talk about this record and what i thought about it but when i saw how hard the criticism of the record was
Starting point is 00:39:10 hitting her it's like why bother like it's not that important right now the people that it is the people that it should be important to the fans and the label that's where i would urge you not to cry on your phone. Because regardless of what people think of that song, good, bad, or indifferent, the label job is to get that song going. And I think it is
Starting point is 00:39:36 doing well. I think it's selling. Well, Cardi came to her aid, came to her defense, spoke up for her, posted some stats that said the song is doing well. But none of that what what's real don't matter if what's being said is getting to you internally right but your label still has to work this record so now the attention is on cyber bullying it's on you crying it's on the negative aspect of the record it's making people's jobs a little harder like why is cardi a megastar
Starting point is 00:40:07 having to tweet like and you know and this way it's fucked up because cardi right comes from the same shit yo y'all talking a lot of shit online it's getting to me but i'm myself online so i'm gonna tell y'all smd smd i'm trying not to say we're trying to have a nice clean podcast but cardi get on on the socials and say SMD, right? And my thing is, if you stand on SMD, then you on SMD for the criticism when it comes. Lizzo has been on body liberation. I'm me, free expression.
Starting point is 00:40:42 I'm at the Lakers game like this. When you on that hill, you got to be prepared for what's coming with it that's the hill and I don't want to sound like an ignorant man no I don't want to sound insensitive this is why I don't want to say nothing about her but we not really talking about her we just talking about how to deal with see as niggas is dealing with it
Starting point is 00:41:00 this is not just gender specific like if you're an artist in the new era today you have to deal with what is being said to you like if you're an artist in the new era today you have to deal with what is being said to you even if it's from a small pond and how it makes you feel i tell story all the time stack bundles used to want to kill the niggas allhiphop.com so.com he used to want to jump through the screen with a weapon i would be laughing yo dog relax this that's the social media culture is one that people had to get with. People had to understand.
Starting point is 00:41:29 You didn't just learn it. So it's a broader conversation than just Lizzo and how she feels about the backlash from her song is what I'm saying. I agree with you. I'm saying in general, though, it's kind of like what I tell y'all when I say I don't read the comments. Just because you know everybody's not gonna like you period and if if you can understand that then the negativity i'm speaking for me may not really affect you as much like i agree y'all all not gonna like me so what i'm still here i'm doing my job here so now um some people are not built for that apparently i'm super big on the gig is the gig right right when you sign up for this anything
Starting point is 00:42:14 public no because it's not just music because we bask in the praise right so if you're basking in the praise you also got to know some condemnation is coming. Of course. Right? So, just my opinion. Yeah, but these... It's not regarding her either. I'm just talking about I never wanted to be in the entertainment industry because it's fickle.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Uh-huh. Right? I punch one of these niggas in they face. Yes. Like the fake shit. Yo, you keep keying with me and then you dissing me
Starting point is 00:42:39 and all. I can't. I don't rock like that. Right? So, but once you into the arena Once you start dancing My nigga
Starting point is 00:42:49 You gonna trip sometimes Right So you gotta deal with that It's part of like You gotta deal with it It comes with the territory So if you gonna take the good You gotta take the bad
Starting point is 00:42:57 Particularly It's literally the gig Particularly if you're very successful There's gonna be even more people Saying you're mean or shit to you Yes I think a lot of this goes back to,
Starting point is 00:43:07 I mean, I see the way they're conditioning kids now today. You can be whatever you want. Everybody's going to love you and support you and that is wrong.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Yeah, that's a great point, Ice. That is. And that is wrong. The world hates you for the most part. And you wait,
Starting point is 00:43:21 you let them wait until, they don't give a fuck about you. Okay. Yeah, like they don't give a fuck. You're not as special as you wait you let them wait hey they don't give a fuck about you okay yeah like they don't give a fuck you're not as special as you think you are as we're like flat out they don't care and if you let them wait until they're adults to realize that this is what you get you get people that can't take these criticisms you get people breaking down because oh my god this person who i don't know who they are said they don't like me oh my god what do i do like no fam fuck them fuck right i said all the time every time these rappers get mad when i don't like your music i'm like dude you are rich with millions of fans i'm not in your lane i stock sneakers why the fuck do you care what i think and nobody answers that i've asked them themselves no we answered all the time no i'm talking about i've asked i've asked the rappers
Starting point is 00:44:11 themselves like yo why do you care what a sneaker stocker think when all these publications hold you up you win these awards everybody everybody say you the shit and you rich as hell why does my opinion even register on your radar you shouldn't care yeah i'll just block you well there are certain people that go out of their way to say the most fucking hurtful shit in the planet they care yeah they care no when you some people are just ignorant with it though yeah some people go yeah like if you just say y'all don't like your shit all right cool right right yeah but every three days you just out here pushing that shit i don't like your shit I don't like your shit
Starting point is 00:44:45 I don't like your shit Now other people Are catching wind of it It's getting retweeted I can see how It'll be a little Again These are people's art
Starting point is 00:44:53 Like this is somebody's art Right That they're trying to put out To the world They feel They bust their ass in the studio They whatever whatever whatever To give it to the people
Starting point is 00:45:02 And you just have somebody Constantly critiquing it Your opinion is your opinion But you don't gotta run with it And keep on going I do also I would say this too whatever, whatever, whatever to give it to the people and you just have somebody constantly critiquing it. Your opinion is your opinion but you don't gotta run with it. I do also, I would say this too. I think that when you react and cry,
Starting point is 00:45:14 it's about to be worse, bro. It's about to be worse. Some of these motherfuckers are mean. They are mean, yo. They're gonna get meaner. They are mean, bro. I've been saying since, and Joe always hated this rule.
Starting point is 00:45:25 I've been saying the number one rule of social media is don't react. The second you show them a reaction, you opening the floodgates. Now people that don't even mean this shit is going to say it. Easier said than done. Again, some people don't have that in them. And that's what I said. Some people are not, they're not built. I remember when Twitter first came around and I was hearing people explain,
Starting point is 00:45:47 like managers and publicists explain to their clients why they need to get on Twitter. And you know what they would tell them? Yo, it lets you interact with your fans. But you're not telling them the other side. Right. And that was mistake one.
Starting point is 00:46:02 So niggas is like, oh, all right, I'll get on here. I get to interact with everybody that like me, all my fans. Whoa. You also got to interact with people that don't like you. Or not even interact, but I got to see them. Right. Before they never saw that.
Starting point is 00:46:12 You got to think about it. Artists never saw the masses that don't like them. Right. Because they don't come to the shows. They're not coming to your shows. They didn't have any outlets and any magazines and all. You might get one critic here or there, but you're not seeing
Starting point is 00:46:26 multitudes of people say, I don't like this. I think it was different. I don't like this. I think it was different. I think today, right? Back in the day,
Starting point is 00:46:33 you had artists that liked, I mean, you had people that liked you and didn't like you. But you didn't know Today is different, yo. You did not know it. Because these niggas don't like you
Starting point is 00:46:42 and they find it their business to torment you. It's different. Yo, if I don't like you and they find it their business to torment you. It's different. It's, yo, if I don't like you, I'm not listening to your shit. I'm not supporting nothing you're doing. Right. Cool.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Right. Right? Right. Ish. Today, these niggas get a kick out of tormenting somebody. But you know what? The second you show them that it get to you,
Starting point is 00:47:01 all you're saying is keep doing it, please. Look at artists. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's some nutso shit. But listen. I'm not going to put that off on the artists. I'm not going to put that off on the artists that they can't be emotional or sensitive about they shit.
Starting point is 00:47:12 I'm asking you a question real quick. Look at artists like J. Cole. J. Cole has been getting, there's been, yo, his music is boring. Fuck J. Cole. I'm friends with Joe Button. Yeah, but you can't use Joe. I was just sitting back to enjoy the convo.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Watch this. I remember 10, 15 years ago when Trey was small and they used to be like, yo, da, da, da, da,. Sam, I've had niggas say this about my daughter on social media. I believe you. You're right. Fake pages. You know why we're going to look at it differently? I'm sitting here.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Hold on, hold on. I see these things and I say, you know what? You just want a reaction. See, my thing is this. Hold on, real quick, real quick. And it's easy for you to say because you are on the other side of that sometimes. Let me just say this. Let me just say this.
Starting point is 00:48:03 My belief in any of this social media is being in control of yourself now if i know for a fact the only thing you want out of me is a reaction all that means is don't give it to you that's it because the second i give you the reaction i lost so even if you do get to me I might put the phone down and say whatever whatever whatever I'm never gonna let you see that you got to me I'm gonna agree now other people can't do that but what happened let me finish real quick what happens is they see they don't get to you damn I can't get this one it gets boring they move on to the next one. Not everybody. Listen, we're going to take a quick commercial break and be back with the best Teen Summit episode you've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:48:51 That's a great combo. No, again. You're too serious. It's a great combo. No, it's not that y'all are too serious. It's a great combo, but there's no way for y'all to get finality in it. No, I'm going to give them a little bit of... I think your stance is that because, again, you've won.
Starting point is 00:49:05 You've been on the other side. You've been the critic, right? And then you just showed me some shit last week with some fan that literally, dog, they don't stop. That person does not stop. So you can't say, yo, they'll go away because everybody don't go away. And, again, I think we are in a society today with computers and shit that is different because you can stand behind your computer and be an internet bully, right? away and again i think we are in a society today with computers and shit that is different because you can stand behind your computer and be an internet bully right you could talk about people's
Starting point is 00:49:30 clothes their kids their parents their whatever they think you'll never see them because you won't most likely you're not gonna see them you you unless they make themselves available like you you're not gonna see you can you can with the right you can see you can see people if you want to see them i'll put it that way. I guess. I'm telling you this. But again, I got a little deviated from what my point was, but I just think it's cowardly. I just think that-
Starting point is 00:49:53 Oh, it is. Even dog. No question. Patreon, you got to pay. Right. You got to pay. People are paying to get on Patreon to critique some shit. You are a fucking nutcase loser. Or I'm paying my money and I'm going to critique some shit you are a fucking nutcase loser or i'm paying my money or
Starting point is 00:50:07 i was just getting ready to say or i pay and i got a right to say this this is how i'm gonna spend my time critiquing things you can critique right because constructive criticism is dope right like y'all i think y'all lost your way on that particular topic yo i think you shouldn't do this i think you shouldn't do that that's cool when you get up there to specifically be mean every single fucking episode on youtube there are people that every single episode got something to say on instagram every post see but this is my crazy to me and it's crazy to me that that's crazy to you that's kind of my problem yo we have to share the world with mean people we have to share the world with mean people. We have to share the world with people that think different,
Starting point is 00:50:49 the idiots, the assholes, the uninformed, the ignorant. We got to share. The emotionally distressed. This is how they're getting their shit on. So this is my thing. That's your release. And not to play devil's advocate because that's not what I'm here to do. But when some people see the crying we don't respond not we but they don't respond so empathetically to that i agree the world is not
Starting point is 00:51:15 just y'all's is right sensitive people like so for them to be able to behave like oh my god i don't understand it i get it because mental health is important. But at what point do we recognize that we do have to share the world with people that aren't so like minded? And what do we do to combat that? Not combat it as in resist it. We have to coexist. What do we do to serve ourselves so that we don't put ourselves in a position? Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:42 That we're crying at the words of a fucking stranger who don't know lizzo never met lizzo don't know where a heart head mind soul spirit is that's what i'm saying hopefully that that got out right no that's great all right good that was good and i agree with that like me i just feel like yo you're fucking strangers i don't say whatever but again everybody's not the same and i understand that whatever. But again, everybody's not the same. And I understand that. Yep. That's just it. Everybody's not the same.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Love and prayers to Lizzo. Of course. Never want to see anybody crying in her phone. Not at all. She cries a lot in her phone, though. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just. Can't.
Starting point is 00:52:23 You can't knock nobody on how they release but that shit I ain't I cry a lot too I mean I just don't record it cause I'm left handed so that angle is never like
Starting point is 00:52:32 I tried one time fam no I tried I ain't trying to be funny why um the last time I did this was the re-release
Starting point is 00:52:43 of Purple Rain in the theaters. Prince. I went with my mom. Nigga, fucking, she started crying. What you want me to have now? We get out my phone. We get out my phone.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Hold up. Hold up, man. Hold up. Hold up, bro. That's what Parks just said is my point. But it's my point, too. I don't normally think like that. But in that moment, for me, I know how much Prince means to my mom.
Starting point is 00:53:05 I know how much by just handing it down to me means to me. I'm crying in the theater with my mom on the re-release like it was a moment, so I wanted to tape it. But then when I looked at it, I was like, what the fuck are you doing? Just enjoy the moment. You don't have to do it, so I erased it.
Starting point is 00:53:21 And I didn't do that. And you have some people who are the exact opposite of that. I got to show everybody that the moment, the moment. Like, I go on vacation. And that's the problem. I'm trying to not be so exposed, accessible. I'm trying to not overshare too much in the new year. Not even overshare, but share.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Yeah, but share. I just be sharing. When you think the world is like a nice place and people are nice and people are cool, you just get to talking and vibing and nigga, no.
Starting point is 00:53:59 You giving them the ammo. I told Shorty when we went out Saturday, I said because she's one. She said, yo, I got to switch this money from the savings if you're going to keep. She's one that loves to, you know, she loves to do the Instagram thing. And I said, look, before we even left the house, I said, check this out. I'm never going to tell you what to do and not do on your socials. I said, he's got one thing, though.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Don't post nothing where we are until after we left. So you told her what her to do all right she's like okay i get it i was like that's it like you can rock out but whatever you do post it after we leave so when we leave this spot and go to the next one then you can post that whatever yeah you never answered my question in the car that i saw online uh you didn't either yes i could whoop yes i could whoop a chimpanzee's ass. How many eight-year-olds do you think it takes to take you?
Starting point is 00:54:54 Ten. Ten is your answer? Yeah. I had 20. But they got all big ones. Ice is at 20. And Ish wouldn't even dignify my silliness. Ish wouldn't even.
Starting point is 00:55:07 He laughed. He scoffed at me. No? You still not going to answer? Infinity, he's saying. He said they can't take him. Joe, you talking. Shut up, man.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Eight-year-old children trying to really fight you. Yes, by numbers. Yeah, but if it's enough of them Yeah It'd be that one strong Eight year old too You know what I'm saying Mad strong
Starting point is 00:55:29 Strong eight year olds Alright so you're not gonna answer We got a pot to do I know I don't think there's a number Hundreds Yeah Hundreds
Starting point is 00:55:40 20 of these little Fucking Popeye's chicken Eight year olds This nigga just told me this nigga just told me how many you said? I said 20 but the baboon
Starting point is 00:55:48 but the chimpanzee won't be your ass Bubbles Bubbles we're not gonna get back into that but yes I want Bubbles' ass this nigga's just crazy
Starting point is 00:55:55 how many Joe? what's your answer? cause you ask these questions I respect the 8 year olds and just my luck I'll be done got the nigga that's on steroids that last
Starting point is 00:56:07 that last floor 18 year old nigga I fought I thought he was Aaron Donald I was shocked as shit when I found out
Starting point is 00:56:13 he was a young boy that's when I put my jersey in air I was like oh alright that's how they're making them 18 year olds now I'm cool
Starting point is 00:56:19 but to answer your question 8 year olds 8 year olds do I have a weapon no am I wearing sneakers or Uggs? Sneakers.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Knowing you, you flatfoot, barefoot. Did I drive or am I on my scooter? And they want your scooter. Oh, yeah, no. Oh, yeah, good, good. So I'm on my scooter? Yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46 At least 27.
Starting point is 00:56:48 10 of them little 8-year-olds going to whoop Joe's ass. No, they're going to have to call for their backup cousins. They're going to have to call their little 11-year-old help. They got to get the 14. The first thing I'm doing is grabbing one 18-year-old
Starting point is 00:56:56 and using him as a weapon against all the other 18-year-olds, rather. I think Ish should just wave some candy in front of her. You know, Ish got some Twizzlers in his pocket. Some Laffy Taffys. Chill out, guys.
Starting point is 00:57:09 A Sour Patch Kid. Niggas will blow his brains out over that Twizzler. Yo probably got it on him, too. Yeah. Unfortunately. That's a shame. I took a little stroll by the hood over the weekend. What hood?
Starting point is 00:57:24 Jersey City. Where hood? Jersey City. Where at in Jersey City? All over. Oh, you was out there. You didn't take a stroll. You took a drive. Yeah, you didn't get out the car. Slow.
Starting point is 00:57:33 You didn't get out the car? Slow. Doors locked. Windows up. Poor wall. Tins. Kanye. Tins dark.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Drove slow, homie. No, I hear you. Daytime. So slow, homie. I know. I hear you. Daytime. So slow, right, that I was. Yeah, why are you stepping on my. Because I know something about to be funny. Go ahead, yo. So slow.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Let's finish unpacking social media bullying. No, no. Come on. You rode so slow, that. So slow that I was too comfortable. I was too comfortable. It was Sunday afternoon, driver driving slow, and I didn't think to speed him up
Starting point is 00:58:11 because I'm looking out the window, right? I'm at that age where I'm reminiscing about the hood. The hood don't look the same. Like, there's new stores up. Like, oh, shit, that laundry man still there? Oh, shit, I used to wash. Oh, look at that. I still there? Oh, shit, I used to wash. Oh, look at that. I'm doing that now.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Yeah. But as I'm doing it, I'm noticing I ain't seeing too many niggas out. Yo, we just said that when we was on our way to the spot, remember? We rolled through past the old hood, and we was like, yo, this shit look a little different. And he was like, we're about to lock some niggas up from around here. I ain't see too many. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:58:47 It's clean, clear. People walking into the grocery shopping. Jogging. Yeah, power walking. So at first, I was like,
Starting point is 00:58:55 oh shit, they really cleaned this up around here. But then as I kept driving slow, I was like, nah, I want to know where the street niggas are. I will keep driving until I find them because I don't like this now. I want to know where the street niggas are I will keep driving Until I find them
Starting point is 00:59:07 Cause I don't like this now I want to see them I'm on a hill I'm going to all the places I got robbed at Only joke I'm pulling up I'm pulling right up Oh this is the corner
Starting point is 00:59:19 They try to shoot me off right Yeah yeah yeah I'm making noise Nothing Get to my man house I talk to him like frantic yo man where the fuck is all the niggas where the niggas at where the niggas at like i'm out here finally where they at when's albie coming home something he starts explaining to me what's going on in the hood I won't get into it
Starting point is 00:59:46 because I'm just an American broadcaster and that's not to be broadcasted but it's similar to the stories that I've heard going on around Brooklyn anywhere where the gangs have the sub genres of gangs where
Starting point is 01:00:02 they only even worried about the other gangs like they probably wouldn't even pay my old ass no mind if they saw me because that ain't what time it is right now and i was blown away by that they was telling me that i'm damn near too old for them to shoot. Amen. They killing kids. Children. And only children that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he said, yeah, they not out right now. He said, if you walk around the corner to the park, I said, no.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Wait, what? I'm in here. I'm not going over there. Listen, I didn't go to that park when I lived by that park. Why would I go there now? I'm cool. I'm just saying that's what's going on. It's like, okay, let me just go to Dairy Queen and leave.
Starting point is 01:00:58 And that's what I did. Reasonable. Got out of here. Play it safe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was daytime?
Starting point is 01:01:02 What time was it? Yeah, yeah, early. Early. Sun was shining. Sun was out. Yeah. It was daytime? What time was it? Yeah, yeah, early. Early. Sun shining. Sun was out gleaming. Give me a time. It's like 1, 2 o'clock. Maybe 1 o'clock.
Starting point is 01:01:13 Man, niggas done broke night. Ain't nobody outside at 1 o'clock. That's what I said. Yeah. I thought you was right. What time you want me to go? 8.39 o'clock. About 7.30. About 7.
Starting point is 01:01:22 About 7. Nah, it's dinner time. No, no, no. You the dinner. You know what you do? You come around there and you go to the bodega. No, no, no. I got different hoodies.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Different hoodies. Not pinkies. When you leave the spot, instead of going straight home, then go swing through there. Then you'll see them. Follow that. Oh, you want to see them? You said you wanted to
Starting point is 01:01:46 see the niggas. I'm sure they like to see you too. I want to see them when the sun is shining. Bring that truck about seven. They want to get in the content game? Yeah. They got some content. Your content. What's in your pockets, nigga? Hey, come on, little street niggas. Let's get some content, man.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Let's go over here and see what's good with these niggas. Yeah, yeah. That's what Vlad did to get on. Hey, I read a story yesterday in the paper. Y'all got to be careful in this content game. It's not for everybody. Train conductor took his girl to work. Stupid.
Starting point is 01:02:20 For content? No. I don't know. Well, yeah. He took his girl to work. Okay. Come on, Bunky, Boosky. I don't know. Well, yeah. He took his girl to work. Okay. Come on, Bunky. Boosky.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Stink, stink. Yeah, come on, stink. Let me show you how I handle this. Actually, you know what? You handle it a little bit. Let his girl drive the train. And put it on social media. Hey, if that wasn't enough, his girl tapes herself driving the train.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Oh, no. Choo-choo. Chica-chica-chica-chica. Oh, no. Choo-choo. Chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka. Yo, no, wait. Hey, they so stupid. And this is like, he made like, he made six figures,
Starting point is 01:02:51 like $117,000 a year. Something like that. Great job. A job great enough you would think that you wouldn't play around with it. You would honor it. She on Snapchat
Starting point is 01:03:00 telling the MTA what they did wrong. Yo, the markers where you're supposed to hit the brake, they're not visible enough. She adding them. Yo. She's adding them? Hey, wait.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Somebody else, hey, one of dude's coworkers follows him on the gram. Man, they seen that story. Ran that right up to the supervisor. I'm sure. Supervisor said, hey, yo, Duke. Yeah, you Duke at that point. You Duke. Sit down. It's over for you.
Starting point is 01:03:33 No, no, no. You ain't got to sit down. Damn, you can't even let your girl drive the train no more. No, nigga. No more. You could do that back in the day, huh? Yeah, you used to be able to smoke on an airplane, too. Mm-hmm. Try it now. Mm-hmm. I don't know smoke an airplane, too. Ashtrays and everything. Try it now. I don't know about the train, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Let your girl drive the train. A little bit of training went into that, my nigga. That is a... Yo, dog. And that's how addicted people are to fucking social media, bro. The news is tough to watch. This is how you know when it's beef that probably shouldn't even be on the news.
Starting point is 01:04:10 The news reporters don't even know how to present this to you. It ain't the normal story of yo, this dude got robbed in the Bronx. Shot him, took his wallet and bounced. Yo, now the news reporters is like, yo, there's no footage or evidence but 50 shells just dropped from around the corner.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Police are still somehow there putting the plastic cups over the shells. The news, hey, we think this is gang. You don't say. You don't say. Hey, come on, bro. What the fuck else? What genius police work this took? Stupid. Hey, I'll tell you what, it on, bro. What the fuck y'all doing? What genius police work this took? Stupid.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Hey, I'll tell you what, it wasn't me. I don't have that thought. Shout out to the gang. Stupid. Shout out to the gang. Them niggas was coming out in the daytime. See, y'all talking about what time was it. No, I'm telling you at one o'clock, niggas are still asleep.
Starting point is 01:05:03 I'm saying even if they- It didn't matter, Cause I was in the backyard In the garage Under the car I'm just telling you What time If you really wanted to see If you wanted to see
Starting point is 01:05:12 The niggas I wish I Alright They would've been Available for you No no no I'm not available I'm not available
Starting point is 01:05:19 And I just would've called you To come hold me down Right You'd have came fast I was away Wham I was away. I was away. Wouldn't have flew back.
Starting point is 01:05:30 That's crazy. Would have just let me just air it out. You'd have been gone by then. You'd have world starred, huh? No, no, no. Now, what if I held him off for nine hours? What if that was an option? You're still not even going to try to. I thought it was delayed, my G.
Starting point is 01:05:43 My G. I hate being somebody's G. That's normally when it's bad. Tory Lanez versus Cassidy. Audience, this is another one that I tried to skip. We tried hard. This whole doing two pods a week shit is tough to skip a topic. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Especially when they won't stop. They started responding to each other, and now here I am. I got to address it. I don't care. That's my address. Y'all can't force me to listen to this. I'm not listening. Cassidy dissed Tory.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I thought it wasn't the best. Tory responded, I thought it was pretty hard. Then Cassidy responded and said, you fell for the mousetrap and proceeded to sound like the Cassidy that I know him to be. And that's where the beef lies. I'm not sure if Tory responds to that. Good beats on the last
Starting point is 01:06:34 two disses. Like, I don't have anything for you here because diss tracks don't really get me up anymore. I'm changed, man. It would depend on who the dissers are. The likes of Cassidy and Tory Lanez is not getting me to fucking put my phone to the ear in the club. And I'm not trying to be funny.
Starting point is 01:06:54 I'm just, I be 41, man. Yo, and I want to talk to y'all about, listen, I don't know what it is like the few weeks before your birthday where you just start really looking around and reflecting wanting to clear shit out. That's where I am, man. I'm three weeks, two weeks away. I don't know if I can listen to Cassidy and Tory Lanez beefing my phone at 41.
Starting point is 01:07:15 I can't. Yeah, I'm all set. I wanted to ask y'all what y'all took away from this year. That's what I do before a birthday. My birthday's in August, so that leaves about, fuck, that's eight months in or whatever. like my birthday is in August so that leaves about fuck ass 8 months in or whatever I'm not counting
Starting point is 01:07:27 yeah 8 you say the year you mean 2021 yeah 2021 what is the year done for you what have you learned what event made you learn it what situation made you learn it like what did this year make you have to face
Starting point is 01:07:42 what did you realize learn have an epiphany did your plan building did this year make you have to face what did you realize learn have an epiphany uh did your plan building progress this year did it regress like at eight months um at eight months you should have some type of gauge as to i mean we first we uh are far enough along in the year and that's what i do around my birthday so for me this has been a year of distance and floor spacing creating space on the floor okay clarity the universe said that no matter what my plan was and no matter how close to alignment it may have appeared, she keeps a trick or two. You ain't in control. She keeps a trick or two.
Starting point is 01:08:30 It could be at the last second of the shot clock. It could be that one percentile of a situation that you just didn't bank on. What else did the year do for me, man? The year just gave me a lot about people, including myself, but people and how you have to interact with them at this level, at this stage, at this juncture. Now it's different. It's different.
Starting point is 01:08:56 And I think I was sleeping. I think I was sleeping. But that's always been my problem. Let me just get this out of the way. But that's always been my problem, sleeping. And I even had to learn that the hard way at the top of the decade been my problem let me just get this out yeah but that's always been my problem sleeping like and i even had to learn that the hard way at the top of the decade when it was on some oh free love you take souls as they are you take people at their word and their value and blah blah blah and then
Starting point is 01:09:16 the universe started kicking my ass and then i had to face myself and be like damn am i like i had people that loved me telling me yo you should stop doing that like pitting me against my beliefs yo you should stop loving everybody hey everybody don't mean the best for you everybody's not in your corner everybody is everybody like damn back to that whole shit i went on in the beginning that diatribe is because i learned it like saying hey there's mean people in the world like whoever those people are that you wouldn't think would do that, they would do it. And no matter how tight knit you think your oval might be, it's penetrable.
Starting point is 01:09:55 That's a word, right? That's the word I meant to use. It's penetrable. That's what this year did for me. So distance, spacing, I'm not done yet. Like it's a job for the year it's not a come and go fly by night type of it's not something you could overnight fix and work through it takes the year so that's what the year is and if your planning is right right about now you should be in 2022 if it's any similar to mine.
Starting point is 01:10:26 We shouldn't be playing for October right now. No. Thanksgiving. No? Did I go on too much of a rant? Is everybody down? No, no, no. No, you're good.
Starting point is 01:10:32 No, you're good. God damn it. I'm letting you. I know, I'm done. I asked y'all. I was giving y'all time to think. I was giving y'all time to think. I can tell you.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Give it to me. No more strip club with your girl. What else? Oh, no, no. This year really taught me about getting out of my comfort zone. Like, and that being in my comfort zone it to me no more strip club with your girl what else oh no no this year really taught me about getting out of my comfort zone like and and that being in my comfort zone kind of turned into being in my own way normally what it is expound it's just the pandemic with with well that was last
Starting point is 01:11:00 year but it carried into this year still here still here and it just basically pushed me outside of my norm like i had i was very work this hour to this hour do this do that do this do that and i kind of was very uh complacent and i had a plan you know here we'll do this and we'll do this we'll do this and we'll do this and then shit started changing left we'll do this and we'll do this. And then shit started changing left and right fast. Like in the blink of an eye, oh shit. Now, you know, this is fucking up and this is happening. This is happening. And then, you know, even the podcast, like I know I wasn't comfortable doing this shit at first. For years, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:37 I know. So just stepping outside of what I deem to be my normal, my comfort zone, actually showed that, hey, all you have to do is take the step. Things can get a little bit better. Give Ice some applause. Let me hear the round of applause for Ice, man. Thank you, sir. Let me hear the drop too, folks.
Starting point is 01:12:04 But what Ice is saying is what separates the great Spades players from just the niggas that's throwing cards around, right? Like, we all got a plan. We all go in with a plan. I got four in the pot. What you got? It ain't till you see somebody cutting your diamonds from the neck. Nigga. Oh, shit, I counted two in that suit.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Nigga, maybe three of those. I got to think on the fly. How am I making this? I relate everything to cars, but it just makes so much sense. It makes so much sense. You got to be able to. This year has been a year full of that for me. And I think I put on a master class in how to adjust,
Starting point is 01:12:38 because I'm one of the best spade players y'all will ever meet. But, boy, they cutting every suit. Ain't a suit fucking safe. And my dumb ass played the little joker thinking it was the big. I missed it. See, that type of fuck shit can happen. Hey, the cards was stuck together.
Starting point is 01:12:58 I ain't even see the, god damn it. Hey, nigga pimped his queen on me in real life. You be mad when that happens at the table. In real life, an idiot done got made the jack walk on you. No, that's real. I ain't talking to him today. I ain't talking to him today. I like the analogy.
Starting point is 01:13:18 I like what Ice said. That was dope. Because I see that. Like you said, we see Ice changing. We joke about it. No, but honestly, I was months ago in a pod. I'm arguing with ice. And this is friendship shit.
Starting point is 01:13:35 I do this with mostly all of my friends. Females, males. Yo, when you see potential in somebody, you be tight that they don't see it in themselves or that they are um chilling you get what i'm saying like yeah like you chilling like yo my nigga you can accomplish so much you could be great at not that you're not already great you could be greater right right and so ice is saying like now i'm starting to see it like yo nigga step off the ledge you can fly you know i'm saying that's dope that he see it in himself because that's kind of where our argument was a couple months ago.
Starting point is 01:14:07 I'm like, dog, you could be so much more. Like, that contentment, that complacency, that shit is like cancer almost. You know what I'm saying? And it stops you. And now that you got a child, it's not just you no more. You got to think about, yo, me being great for my kid so that my kid don't have to experience none of this shit that I've had to experience. That's what our goal should be, right, as adults and parents and shit. So you got to kind of get out that comfort zone.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Or to add to that, and I had this parent thought over the weekend. thought over the weekend or you start looking at your kid seeing all of your traits in your kid and be like yeah i gotta stick around because the world ain't about to get this man the world about the asshole just like me him in the world like i already see what this is going and nobody knows it because it's only you that can see you my My man tweeted some shit the other day. He was like, yo, how do you get the you out of your kid? That shit is hard. Like, how do you get the you
Starting point is 01:15:11 out of your kid? And my son walked up to me over the weekend and smacked the shit out of me. What? I turned mad as hell. And he started laughing.
Starting point is 01:15:25 You start laughing. And, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You start laughing. And I said, stop. And he went to look at the iPad and ran back. And said, right at it. Smacked the shit out of me. I said, yo, dog, chill out. He ran back again. This time it was a flying knee.
Starting point is 01:15:43 And I said, yo, chill out. You're hurting me. None of that mattered. He continued to laugh and have a blast. So much so that I said, okay. Now I stopped what I was doing. I said, I'm going to watch this little iPad. I think this little shit is playing tricks on my kid.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Now you're all laughing. About nine years ago, maybe eight years ago, my dad said to me, yo, you ever heard of this Minecraft game? And I said, no, because I don't play games. He said, I think there's something in it to trick the kids, to condition the kids. They sit there. They're glued to that fucking shit.
Starting point is 01:16:17 They don't move. They're in a trance. The game is saying some weird shit adults can't understand. I laughed. Ah. All that shit got stuck in there. That shit is some addicting adults can't understand. I laugh. Ah. All that shit gone south. That shit is some
Starting point is 01:16:27 addicting shit to the kids. Nah, well, my kid is fucking me up. I'm like, oh, man, I got to stick around because you are a menace. You're going to
Starting point is 01:16:36 fuck somebody up out here. But, Ish, a little bit off of what you said. My daughter was the kicking ass for me. Oh, we getting real mature. Now come on, let's go. Them niggas, they expensive. Let's go the kick in the ass for me. Oh, we getting real mature now.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Come on, let's go. Them niggas, they expensive. Let's go, we here. That's one. That's just one. I don't even mean. No, I'm talking about financially. I'm not even talking about
Starting point is 01:16:54 on the financial. But he's talking about sentimentally. Yo, fam, let them know. You interrupted them. I'm not even talking about on the financial side. I'm just saying
Starting point is 01:17:04 it was just a kick in the ass, period. Money is a thing, Joe. I'm singing even talking about on the financial side. I'm just saying it was just a kick in the ass, period. Money is a thing, Joe. I'm singing a song. I'm singing a JD song. Go ahead. But no, it really was. It was like, all right, my nigga. Now, like you said, it ain't just you.
Starting point is 01:17:19 She's innocent. She don't have, she didn't have a say-so in being here. You get what I'm saying? Like, you got to make it right. You got to make it the best you can for her. And that was just, like, even my family said, like, yo, I ain't going to front. Like, you, I mean, you was always a good dude, but watching you, we love it. I just be, I go in full daddy mode.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Right now I'm in daddy mode and she ain't even here you know what I'm saying so it was a lot of that too and that guap ain't hurting your wife call you daddy when the shirt is off yes actually yes
Starting point is 01:17:58 Lizzo don't cry you don't have to hurt anymore alright what we didn't even touch what do y'all think about You don't have to hurt anymore. All right. We didn't even touch. What do y'all think about Tory Lanez versus Cassidy? We don't care. I thought we all said that.
Starting point is 01:18:14 Park Slate, he's not rushing to listen to it. Nigga, I wouldn't be before my wedding either. I'm not before his wedding. I'm not before his wedding either. Shit. Audience, I wish I could unpack this for you, but I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about this.
Starting point is 01:18:36 I'm changing, man. Oh, did he reply? Oh, no, that's the other one. All right, what else y'all got then, since y'all don't care about rap beef? Division and Ty Dolla $ign have a project dropping this Friday. Let me hit round of applause. I'm excited about it. I don't know anything about it, but I love Division.
Starting point is 01:18:49 I love Ty Dolla $ign, so here I am waiting for it. That should be good. What else is happening Friday? Kanye shit's supposed to come out. No. The 22nd is soon. Yeah, now it's the 22nd. Well, the 22nd is Sunday.
Starting point is 01:19:06 He's gospel. He is not dropping on Sunday man I guess it'll be Saturday We're not Maybe we'll play it That's not dropping It's not dropping Like y'all can chill out Alright so let me ask you this right
Starting point is 01:19:19 Let's say he doesn't drop I mean it's Kanye West so He could drop On the 4th of never wherever He gonna do good As a fan doesn't drop. I mean, it's Kanye West, so he could drop on the fourth and never worry. He's going to do good. As a fan, you shouldn't be tight, or you just need to shut the fuck up. I do think the more he pushes it back, it could
Starting point is 01:19:34 impact the sales. I do. I think the more he previews it with these events and shit is going to hurt the reception. Not even the sales. It's going to hurt the reception. I think at this point, you're building, like you're building, you're putting the bar so high that when it drops, people are going to find something wrong.
Starting point is 01:19:55 No, I think they just want to, like, I heard that already. You didn't hear it like this, though. I think the nigga going to do some freaky shit and not release half them songs that are leaked. Oh, that's probably true. I think that there is a data analyst involved somewhere that is saying, hey, every time you push back, this is what happens. And I think the numbers are favorable to him pushing back, which is why he continues to
Starting point is 01:20:19 They got so much money that they got the top of the top consultants. Yeah, because caring about the fans feeling about the pushback that that's not at the top of the whiteboard no no he's the king of that he's never cared about he's been doing this give a fuck he's announced he's following the art he's announced projects and just completely scrapped it and then what do y'all think about mike dean maybe on conge saying how it was a toxic environment so he had to leave oh but he came back and said that it was taken out of context. It was a joke and he ain't going nowhere.
Starting point is 01:20:49 He said he's home now. He's not in the stadium with them anymore. So he's mixing from home? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no. Is that what he's saying? That, hey, I'm still mixing. I just had to leave down there. I don't think he elaborated. He just said that whatever that saying it was toxic was taken out of context and uh fam
Starting point is 01:21:09 no kanye i'm not coming to live in mercedes-benz stadium for the next six weeks yeah yeah i'll mix from home send me the steps yeah and i'm mike dean your man what you saying to me you're not gonna get nobody else to mix it so yeah relax send them to you have my email right the first one the real one yeah send it to that one yeah I didn't I didn't pay this too much money
Starting point is 01:21:29 yeah and Mike Dean trolls a lot on the internet I don't know if you guys realize that yeah yeah he talks shit with people gets people riled up
Starting point is 01:21:38 I don't know Mike Dean how do I get that who do I have to pay to get that reputation you have that reputation I think no no no no I do not. I want it, though.
Starting point is 01:21:47 It's too late. No, I'm trolling. Why would you want that? Because then you can say whatever, and it's just I'm trolling, and it rolls off like, gotcha, ain't nobody going to take it. Every single thing I say, they take it as the most serious thing in the world. It's never joking. It's never dark humor.
Starting point is 01:22:02 It's never satire. It's never any of that. I mean, dog, you kill Eddie Murphy. That's why they call me fat. Because you told him I'm fat. It's you told him I'm fat. You told him I'm fat. You said your weight is all the way up.
Starting point is 01:22:18 You weigh more than ever. You can't stop eating Twizzlers. I don't know. Twizzlers are good. And I'm still trying to buy a scale to go in my bathroom, but I can't figure it out with all this new age tech. I'll get a $9 one. Nah, man. And why is it so hard to find a showerhead?
Starting point is 01:22:33 Home Depot got showerheads. That's the point. 50 of them. You go look. It ain't the ones. It ain't the Zop. My bad. Yeah, that's the Home Depot, Home Goods, anything with a home in it.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Bed Bath & Beyond, Target I went to. They had three of them up there. Amazon. Amazon. Now I got to get a showerhead mailed to me. Like, is that where I am? You said the Home Depot ones, not Zah's. They all not Zah, but that's my point.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Who would think that a fucking showerhead is this difficult to come by? You? No, I wouldn't have. I took my ass to all these stores but i'm saying i can see you not getting just a regular shower head or some crazy shit yeah i just won't shower hey the whites ain't the whites is doing it word yo that's crazy i went home and saw a list of all the whites that didn't want to shower it's extensive did you look at the list of the blacks that's a thing no the crazy shit is when you're a female did you look a woman did you look at the list
Starting point is 01:23:26 of a female woman yeah a female woman yes not a female what nothing
Starting point is 01:23:34 that shit is you were saying no I was just I was asking Ish did he see it ain't just the whites that don't shower I wanted to know
Starting point is 01:23:40 did he see the other names did you guys see pig I'm sorry did you guys see Pig? I'm sorry? Did you guys see Pig? Pig what? Pig. What's Pig? A movie about a pig. A missing pig.
Starting point is 01:23:53 I skipped that one. Nicholas Cage is in a movie called Pig where he takes revenge on a small town for his missing pig and hopes to get his pig back. It's like Taken but a pig? John like John where the dog was the pig? The pig can find truffle really good. So it was stolen from him.
Starting point is 01:24:10 Spoiler alert. Now this is why I don't listen to fucking Twitter. Don't tell me they told you this shit was good. In my spare time, like a weirdo, I just like to surf movies and read the paragraph. I don't want to see it. I just want to read the paragraph. And this one said, yo,
Starting point is 01:24:30 this dickhead has a pig. The pig got stolen and he spent 200 minutes trying to get the pig back. And I laughed. Did he get the pig? I thought it was so funny that I shared it with Twitter. Yo, y'all, look at this duck shit. Know what Twitter said? It's fire.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Don't sleep. That should have told you right there to sleep. No, they said, yo, wait till you find out it's lit. Wait till you find out that that's the one. You know Nick always bump into one of the, they gave it to me. I said, you know what? I said, you know what?
Starting point is 01:25:03 Let me not be closed-minded. Now I'm about to go watch this shit. Hey, let me not be closed-minded. Now I'm about to go watch this shit. Hey, let me not be closed-minded. I'll be 41 soon. I used to work in a pig pen. My granddad. I love bacon. Let me turn it on.
Starting point is 01:25:15 Fam. You know how women say, like, my gut told me. Like, intuition. My gut told me this shit was bad. This was the worst movie I've ever seen. You know how bad a movie got to be? For me to sleep through half of it and it still be bad. Hey, the bad part kept coming up.
Starting point is 01:25:37 I was like, all right, quick 20 minutes right here. I pop up and this nigga just talking to everybody looking for a pig. Was there violence? I must have slept through it. He ain't. He got beat up the whole time. Hey, yo, watch me watch this shit. Everybody he stepped to beat him up.
Starting point is 01:25:58 Yeah, I want to. Why you ask me about a fucking pig? So no wonder that he never found the pig. Yo, dog, you see my nigga? Shut up. Fuck it. It's my pig now. Watch this shit be dope.
Starting point is 01:26:12 Nah, I'm going to watch this shit. I'm going to watch it. I hate when my shit get on there. Get the pink horsepower. Yeah, get your cam juice. Match your hoodie. I love when they do this a little more. Ring the tap.
Starting point is 01:26:28 Mark, you are the engineer, nigga. Can you fix the mic? There you go. You're good. It's not good. Look. Look. Niggas get married.
Starting point is 01:26:37 Look. It's his mic. It's his house. It's his everything. And he's just like, oh. Well, you ought to be the goofy one over there playing with the fucking mics. I have smoke bombs that I got from Sumter, South Carolina for Fourth of July. He's fucking playing with them.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Four years ago in my garage. They might not work, but he will find them. Don't try. All right, he think I'm joking with him. All right. Because I don't like it. Now I don't like his attitude. Talking a little spicy. Yeah, I'm telling you. He with him. All right. Because I don't like, now I don't like his attitude. Talking a little spicy.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Yeah, I'm telling you. He telling, all right. I got M80s. I got Roman candles. All right. Yo, the funny shit, like, I feel bad. Joe would be the nigga to light the Roman candles at a wedding. I got the aimer.
Starting point is 01:27:20 Smoke bomb. Wait. I'm OK with it. Fam, if he lights a smoke bomb off in your wedding, that is not funny. It's Elmira. It ain't but two cops there. They got to catch me. I'll scoot so far away from them.
Starting point is 01:27:31 I'll be scooting. I wish you would try to arrest me in Elmira. Nigga, you think Joe Budden is leaving that on my jacket? Booked in them, nigga? My jacket goes there. Joe got out of there to hop the gate. So was right there. Vroom.
Starting point is 01:27:43 So was there. Remember like you was there when I broke my foot? You did that shit, man. You did that shit. Left me out to die on my porch, but you was there to pick me up. Thanks, Ish. This guy. This nigga think he Tupac from Juice going to hit a 40-foot gate with the over move.
Starting point is 01:28:00 Yo, you know how you do the over move on the gate? What the fuck are you doing, nigga? 80, 90-year-old ass, you better one leg over, one leg over. Drop your ass back down. No, climb down. He jumped down. I ain't been good at running from police since I was 16.
Starting point is 01:28:19 Oh. Can't relate. I was nice in my 20s. Can't relate, bro. I ain't going to lie. I had to pump it up, Al. No, I didn't. Why you wasn't building
Starting point is 01:28:30 an house at 20? Because I didn't know about that. So what did you know about? A bunch of other things. Other endeavors. What color was the top? This nigga was reading in jail, wasn't he?
Starting point is 01:28:45 This nigga was at the library. Oh shit, houses. This nigga picked up the little construction book and it was on. Oh shit, houses. Oh shit. People will always need somewhere to live. You know when a criminal come up with an idea.
Starting point is 01:29:05 Oh, shit. We never going to run. The commodity. Yo, this guy is a fool. Come on, man. What else we got? What else we got? Oh, T-Mobile.
Starting point is 01:29:13 Oh, yeah. T-Mobile sold you everybody's data again. That ain't funny, man. That's all that's happening, man. Every time I read one of these data breaches. They did it on purpose. There was no breach. It was a sale.
Starting point is 01:29:24 It was a sale. It was a sale. It was a sale. It was a sale. But this one is nuts because, so allegedly T-Mobile was hacked. I was hacked, Lohan? Yeah, they did. Over 100 million users' information was taken. Now, this one's a little different because they did get personal sensitive information on the subscribers.
Starting point is 01:29:47 I want to know what clout chasers on the dark web do. Get money. Get money. But how are they getting clout? See, these niggas- No, they get clout by this. When they call you the fuck up
Starting point is 01:30:00 and say, yo, I got- Nigga, I just hacked the blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They know amongst themselves, yo, this nigga, that nigga. You never seen The Matrix, nigga? You see the movie Hackers? I've seen The Matrix.
Starting point is 01:30:10 You need that shit. When he said, yo, you're Trinity, the one that hacked the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah? Mm. I thought you were a guy. She said, yeah, most guys do. They known for that shit that they done and stole and robbed. They get props for it. I know.
Starting point is 01:30:25 I tried to trust a hacker once. I think it took all my little moon music free money. Who you was trying to catch? Hacker dude. I did a deal with the hacker. I'm going to write a book one day, I'm telling you. Yeah, I thought he wouldn't hack me. That's my man.
Starting point is 01:30:41 We're just going to fight the system together. Yeah. You want to be Mr. Robot so bad. I got to watch Mr. Robot. I have to watch it. I'm stuck on. I'm watching Mr. Mercedes now. And this is fun.
Starting point is 01:30:54 Mr. Mercedes? Mr. Mercedes is on Peacock. This is not an ad. And we want to finish with T-Mobile. Peacock need to give you some money. Everybody needs to give me a check and allow me to spend it without being audited or showing all my books to anybody. Are we done with this T-Mobile. Peacock needed to give you some money. Everybody needs to give me a check and allow me to spend it without being audited or showing all my books to anybody. Are we done with this T-Mobile stuff?
Starting point is 01:31:09 No. Well, like I said, the big- Talk about it. Because you got T-Mobile, right? Like, you 13 again? T-Mobile bought Sprint. So I have T-Mobile. That's how I have T-Mobile, but yes.
Starting point is 01:31:20 Because they merge the bullshit lines. So, but yeah, this is a big- You got the family plan, so but yeah you got the family plan too you got cause you got a family I don't have a family plan but you have a family I have a family yes so now why would a man
Starting point is 01:31:32 with a family not want the T-Mobile family plan I'm grandfathered in with my old plan so you let your girl pay her phone bill no I pay her bill
Starting point is 01:31:40 but she has her own line as well you let that's all that's it. We good. Don't worry about us. We good over here.
Starting point is 01:31:47 Nah, we good. But back to this shit. This is a big deal because usually when they hack somewhere they just get a bunch of like account numbers, emails.
Starting point is 01:31:56 This, they got date of birth, social security numbers, IMEI number which is like the social security number of your phone. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:32:05 And they got them all together. So they could pull your name up. That's scary, dog. Yeah, this is a big deal. And T-Mobile was saying, well, we don't know what they got. The fucking hackers reached out to Vice and said, yo, I'm going to show you what we got. And they went and confirmed, like, oh, yeah, they're not playing.
Starting point is 01:32:23 What are they trying to get out of it? Are they holding it for ransom or some shit I'm not they're selling it nigga it could go right in your phone bro no forget
Starting point is 01:32:31 right in your phone this is a big deal because if somebody has your IMEI number plus everything else that's what I'm talking about they can clone your phone then take
Starting point is 01:32:40 let's say you use the same username password somewhere else and you have what's called two factor authentication on it
Starting point is 01:32:48 where if you log in they send the text code to your phone that's when they need two factor no so that crypto shit
Starting point is 01:32:55 is when they send that shit to your phone you can get inside somebody's shit most crypto authorizations are two factor right
Starting point is 01:33:02 so they'll it'll come on I'm listening so look you got 60 seconds to type in whatever password authorizations are two-factor. Right? So they'll... Come on, Ish. I'm listening. So look, you got 60 seconds to type in whatever password they send to your phone.
Starting point is 01:33:10 If a nigga clones your phone, it go to they phone. He gets that. Now he can get into your shit. You got two, three, $400,000 worth of Bitcoin or crypto or anything. Nigga could steal it.
Starting point is 01:33:20 They're in your phone. They basically duplicate each other. That's some scary ass shit dog for real so what's the recourse here get a new phone yeah the recourse really is
Starting point is 01:33:29 if you're using two factor authentication to use an app for it like Google Authenticator yeah I use that use the app instead of using to send it to your
Starting point is 01:33:38 cell phone number that's a little bit it's like a step up it's more secure and even if they clone the phone they can't clone that app being installed on the phone the same way. Because it generates different keys every time.
Starting point is 01:33:49 So that's the step up in this situation. But in all actuality, man, you're fucked. That's some scary shit. If they want you, you're fucked. Yeah, having T-Mobile, right? Mm-hmm. But if you got a new phone, you'd be straight, right? Because they wouldn't have Your IMEI number
Starting point is 01:34:05 They just did this all the day What phones T-Mobile even got What phones they got Every phone Everything Oh you could put that Bullshit on an iPhone What bullshit
Starting point is 01:34:16 Nothing What are you talking about I have an iPhone He's the eye king Yeah come on Don't crack on him Bitch ass nigga You got who you talking to
Starting point is 01:34:24 Yeah yeah So you gonna Not get a new phone No Yeah Come on Don't ever just Make me You got who you talking to Yeah Yeah So you gonna Not get a new phone No I'm not getting a new phone The new iPhone Comes out soon right
Starting point is 01:34:32 Next month Third week of September What does it do different Take pictures They put another camera The camera They put a bigger camera sensor This is an S upgrade
Starting point is 01:34:38 A bigger one Now it's a 50 inch iPhone This is You know how before They used to do like The 6 Then the 6S then the 6S where the S model
Starting point is 01:34:46 was just like a small minor upgrade? That's what this is going to be. The 13 is just going to be considered an S upgrade. The 12 was the minor upgrade. No, the 12 was major. The S stand for sucker.
Starting point is 01:34:56 The S stand for small. Sucker. And sucker. Small suckers. I used to be right there to cop. Oh, no, no, no. My shit is pre-order.
Starting point is 01:35:03 Pre-order. Launch day. Oh, no, no, no. My shit is pre-order. Pre-order. Launch day. Listen, I tell everybody all the time, I'm buying an iPhone every year. This year, they're making a terabyte iPhone. So, I need that. Of course. All right, round of applause for Ice's genius bar report.
Starting point is 01:35:22 Hey, don't ask me about... And that is Ice, and he knows phones. He knows watches., don't ask me about... And that is ice. And he knows phones. He knows watches. You don't succeed. Sky. New Apple Watch, too. All right.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Listen. Listen. What are we at? What's next? We don't want Lizzo to cry anymore. I think I have a topic. Hold on. I'm about to say.
Starting point is 01:35:41 Hold on. Holy shit. All right. Let me ask y'all a question. Oh, hey. Let me ask y'all a question. Shoot. hey. Let me ask y'all a question. Shoot. Because I'm trying not to beat my barber up.
Starting point is 01:35:51 When is it acceptable to cheat on your barber? Once they start getting too complacent. Complacent? Hell yeah, because what they do is you start getting your hair cut, and then when you start going in the beginning, they bodying your shit. Right. Now you're a customer. They just be like,
Starting point is 01:36:08 like boyfriend, girlfriend. It was chasing her. You was doing all the romantic shit before you got her. Once you got her, you're like, come on, man. Everybody buying you no roses.
Starting point is 01:36:18 Get the fuck out of here. Man, is your bar stop romancing you? No, you right. You're absolutely right. You got a point. But see, if you've been going to your barber
Starting point is 01:36:24 long enough, you like know when you catch him at're absolutely right. You got a point. But see, if you've been going to your barber long enough, you like know when you catch him at the wrong time. Like, I be walking in, this nigga is in full argument mode before I sit down. I'm like, yo, dog, don't touch me.
Starting point is 01:36:33 Yeah, yeah, I don't want that. You finish fighting first. No, yo, no bullshit. He fighting on the phone. He come over here, cut me real quick. Now he putting some cut shit. I'm like, yo, go finish, man.
Starting point is 01:36:42 If you cutting me on the walk up. And then you sitting there. He take a break because he got to get back to the argument. I'm bleeding, fam. Yeah, you want to lean the chair back to my face. It's like waist level. Get out of here, man. Nah, that shit is real, though.
Starting point is 01:36:59 Like, yo, niggas don't be giving you the same service once you're a client. So you skip Barber's Latte. You just got a new barber, right? Yeah, I got a new one. In Vegas? You got a Vegas barber? And a LA one. Yo, if you got your hair cut by the Summer League barber.
Starting point is 01:37:17 Yo, if you said, yo, nephew. We don't want you here. Come over here next. Oh, man. Did you? No, nigga. I just, I don't know, bro. No, no.
Starting point is 01:37:27 Nephew, take me after, can you get me after Cam Reddish? I loved Cam Reddish in school. Yo, what room Cam in? We got similar hair. We got similar hair. I can see it's over at Summer League, fucking it up. All right, barbers. No, I just asked.
Starting point is 01:37:41 My barber been wilding. Like, I've been trying to get a cut since last week. It's the summer, nigga. Nigga, you a barber. They make money. And they grown now, too. Dog, I called my barber Thursday. Yo, what up?
Starting point is 01:37:54 Yo, fam, I ain't gonna lie to you. It's too hot. I ain't leaving the house today. Nigga, you a barber. It's too hot? Mm-hmm. That's that entitlement. Too hot to barber.
Starting point is 01:38:03 You a fan. You too entitled See You paid your little $30 I like this I like where Ice is going I don't know where we at In this pod
Starting point is 01:38:11 But I like this topic Okay It's not just the barbers The service people Service in general The people In service business
Starting point is 01:38:23 They giving you They ass to kiss now. Yes, they are, yo. They are. That's real. It's bad. You mean like a restaurant? Just anything service.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Just service. Just service. Like at some point back in the day, you really garnered service. Like if you owned a cleaners. Right. Like every customer counted. Right. Now, fuck your jeans.
Starting point is 01:38:44 I don't give a fuck about your shit, nigga. Like, nah, it's bad. Take your shit to the clean. Yo, I need my shit in two days. Nah, a month. Come back. Come back. What the fuck you mean, a month?
Starting point is 01:38:55 Going to a wedding. Going somewhere else. Like, yo, dog, niggas don't give a fuck. Yeah, before, it's like they valued your business. Like, they don't want you to take it nowhere else. Now, it's, all right, nigga, go there then. That was Thursday. Friday, I call them, yo, it's still they valued your business. They don't want you to take it nowhere else. Now it's, all right, nigga, go there then. That was Thursday. Friday, I call them, yo, it's still too hot, man.
Starting point is 01:39:09 I ain't left the house in two days. I ain't coming out. Fuck it. Yesterday, yo, I'm off early. It's raining. It's raining. No, this nigga said, man. It's too cold out.
Starting point is 01:39:22 I'm at the beach. I said, nigga, you ain't worked in three. What are you doing? Catch me tomorrow. Catch me tomorrow. I got you. Bro. So imagine, seriously, all jokes aside, imagine you had something real serious to do.
Starting point is 01:39:34 Yeah. Right. When you were talking about what have you learned this year, I think a lot of people are fed up with shit. People don't want to do shit. They're fed up with the ways that things have been working in American society. In history, yeah. I think people are fed up.
Starting point is 01:39:50 I think people are fed the fuck up. I'm with you, Parks. My bad. I think that, you know, I'm a kind of conspiracy theory cat. I didn't know that. I think the government shit has backfired on them. What you mean? Yes.
Starting point is 01:40:03 That's what I was getting ready to do. I watched It's a dude I follow Real estate dude Named Big Business From Philly Street dude from Philly But he killed
Starting point is 01:40:12 Real estate dudes He's dope He's super dope See See That was my bad That was my bad That was my one
Starting point is 01:40:19 Super dope Black dude Getting money But he said some shit That was real crazy He said yo You know Jobs Businesses are thriving, even though people are working from home. Right. Right?
Starting point is 01:40:31 But now businesses, a lot of them are trying to get people to come back into the office. People ain't doing that shit, bro. At all. You keep the control. He said, yo, when you're sitting in this office, all of us are in cubicles. We all got the same nine to five mindset. We all sit here. We robots.
Starting point is 01:40:47 Now motherfuckers are at home. Motherfuckers are starting to venture out. I can still do my job and get it all done. Right. But now I'm thinking about stock. I'm thinking about crypto. I'm thinking about real estate. I'm thinking about advancing beyond this nine to five walls that have been placed around me.
Starting point is 01:41:03 And motherfuckers are scared. It's like keeping you in a maze. it's like like matrix yeah it's like when you you know you see the little laboratory they put the rat in the mouse in the maze with them walls up you don't really think outside of the maze you just think getting through the maze right the maze but now take remove that person sit them at home like he said they still doing the same job right but spending way less time on it, too. Right. Most likely.
Starting point is 01:41:26 And so now niggas are starting to see it's a different world. Yeah. And not only that. I can accomplish way more. I do agree with you that people are getting fed up. The pandemic taught people to find another way. Survival. Right.
Starting point is 01:41:43 But majority of people's survival instincts kicked in because, yeah, my job got fucked up. Yeah, the government was doing whatever with the unemployment, but then that ran. So it's like, but the bills ain't stopped. My kids still need food. Groceries went up. Yeah, I got to find another way to get it.
Starting point is 01:42:00 Right. And a lot of people's entrepreneurial instincts, well, not instincts, but it just kicked in people's shit that they didn't even know they had so now I'm making this money
Starting point is 01:42:10 you want me to come back where? nigga the service job the Uber Eats is leaving the food 20 houses down go get it yeah I'm out
Starting point is 01:42:19 send you a picture of it too at the wrong house yo that's the wrong spot that's your red Lambo no nigga go try to text him yo my food I know got it send you a picture of it too at the wrong house. Yo, that's the wrong spot. That's your red Lambo? No, nigga. Go try to text him. Yo, my food. I know. Got it. Uber. Uber just taking you
Starting point is 01:42:32 to the wrong spot. The long route. The long way. They parked up the street. Like, yo, I'm right here. That happened to us the other night. It was fucking three blocks away. Yo, I stand in the street. A dude seen me walking toward him and just left and parked. Boy, I stand in the street. A dude seen me walking toward him and just left it in park. Boy, I'm cursing him out the whole way.
Starting point is 01:42:50 But the service jobs. Cool. My thing at nighttime, I go in the strip club. I just stare in a bartender face. I sit right in front of her. I sit right in front. And just wait for hi. Hi.
Starting point is 01:43:05 Everything okay? Can I help you with something? Well, strip club bartenders were just wait for hi. Hi. Everything okay? Can I help you with something? Well, strip club bartenders were never known for their excellent service. That's not true. That's not true. That's totally not true. That's not true. It's the exact opposite.
Starting point is 01:43:14 Sam, they used to be catering. They used to be pleasant. That's how you fell in love with them. Yeah. You thought they really meant it. No, I just thought that when I- Because, again, I got to the strip club scene kind of late. 89.
Starting point is 01:43:27 Dog. Nigga, my first time going to strip clubs is with your dumb ass. Dog, nigga. Ish. Your first time in a strip club is with me? Going. I had been into a,
Starting point is 01:43:37 I had, before you and I became friends. Yeah, we got your words. No, no, no. Before you and I became friends, I probably been to three or four strip clubs, tops, in my whole life. So then we became friends, and I broke you out of your strip club shell? Yes, absolutely. You broke out fast.
Starting point is 01:43:53 Rising star, Jalen Green. Immediate star you were when you popped out. Zama Rant. Hit the ground running? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he was Zama Rant. Zama Rant. He was Zama R, yeah, yeah. No, he was Zama Rant. Zama Rant. He was Zama Rant.
Starting point is 01:44:06 Zama Rant. He was Zama Rant. Go ahead, get your shit off. All right, so I broke you out. No, but again, they used to be nice. You know what I'm saying? Like, again, your job is to tend the bar. Right.
Starting point is 01:44:17 Now, fam, you can't get a water. I feel like stripped off bartenders have been bad for a decade. If you're not buying a bottle. But listen, let me not stay on strip club Because people think That I relate every experience To the strip club So let's get off of that
Starting point is 01:44:29 I saw Passport Cuddy A few weeks ago Make this same type of statement Regarding nail technicians And that's none of guys business Right But she was like Fam
Starting point is 01:44:39 The service is already X amount of dollars Y'all be on your phone Y'all don't pay nobody No mind Y'all off of water All. Y'all don't pay nobody no mind. Y'all off of water. All of the service part of it is out the window. And then y'all got the nerve to say, yo, tag my business.
Starting point is 01:44:54 Or want more tip money. Or tips are relative to service. Yo, why didn't you tag me? Actually, I seen a few people address this tag me culture shit in the service business. And every time they do it, I want to jump in because i've had this fight for years i've had this fight for years my dumb ass the only one actually trying to have the conversation with people that don't get the business because as monetization was happening like people had to try to understand so while i'm going to see jose for the last 10 years cutting my hair now he's pulling out a camera Recording everybody
Starting point is 01:45:25 That comes and sits down And cuts hair But you charge me full price And I'm paying it Happily But if you gonna Monetize my likeness No I ain't paying to be
Starting point is 01:45:35 In your commercial But if you gonna Monetize my likeness Nigga that's an ad No if you gonna Tape me in attempt To monetize You could fail
Starting point is 01:45:42 At the monetization Your attempt I charge for. Yeah, hell yeah. So now I got to be the dickhead to say, yo, dog, for my likeness is this amount of money. You saying this to somebody who was never in the likeness monetization business. So they like, and I'm not saying Jose said this,
Starting point is 01:46:00 I'm just opening it up. So they're like, no, no, I'll give you a free cut. That's not a fair exchange. No, no, no, I'll give you a free cut. That's not a fair exchange. No, no, no, I'll give you a free cut for the next year. Hey, I ain't the best math guy, but the math is not math in there. Got to have that talk. The chefs, they start doing the same thing. They taping.
Starting point is 01:46:19 They in your house taping. Taping the food. Don't even realize how crazy that is. You in my house taping. Word. You're taping some fucking food to put out, nigga. Were you hired for a service or not? It ain't for you to come and, nigga, do the cleaning lady come do it?
Starting point is 01:46:35 Don't be surprised. That might be next. No, not Martha. Maybe not Martha. Not Martha. I don't know what they do in the modern. In the modern, they might have the cleaning ladies that's taping but i'm just saying the service business is is it's wow i even felt bad the strip club we had
Starting point is 01:46:57 the strip club it's all these dudes uh it's all these uh dudes with artists and musicians they're coming up to me and they're like yo how can I pay you to put somebody in the pod? Yo, we love the pod. How can you play a sleeper? How can you just listen to this and give me your feedback? I'm not, I don't want to be in a strip club telling you that that's A&R work and I don't do that. Like, I don't take payola.
Starting point is 01:47:18 I don't really want to interview anybody. I'm not, if I hear it, like, if you just do your work and you get it, I'ma hear it. You can't ever say that to somebody. I'm'm in a strip club explain i'm not in the music business that like just service business people are not putting enough oomph on the service i feel you on the service part of it is all shout out to those that are though but a lot of people yeah let me hit the round of applause for the people that are. Because I tip good. Even as a bartender in a strip club, technically, they're entrepreneurs. Right?
Starting point is 01:47:51 Sort of, yeah. You didn't get groomed, right? Like, you didn't get groomed. Like, I own a construction company. Somebody groomed me, like, to doing certain shit. I could pick up the phone and be like, yo, I'm having a problem, blah, blah, blah. And some older contractors are telling me what I'm supposed to be doing or how i can approach this particular situation now today a lot of entrepreneurs they just learning from the gram or they learning on
Starting point is 01:48:13 the fly so they don't get the service piece right they just looking at it like i'm giving you a product nigga pay me a lot of times too right and it's in that too like you don't know about nurturing a relationship to make long-term clientele but because you might have a thousand clients you say that i go to i go to try to go to brunch the other day uh and i'll try not to make this long is a young is a young lady um the hostess the hostess is at the the front it's the brunch it's it's the brunch hostess, though, which means this is her one shift that she works a week. She has no idea what goes on in here every other day. She don't know that I know this menu front to back.
Starting point is 01:48:52 I know the owner. I know the manager. I know the bartenders. I know this service. I know this staff. I know what shift is what. Empty place. I'm there early on my scooter.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Hey, can I have a seat? Do you have a reservation? No. Okay, then you'll have to sit over there at that table it looks like a hot dog stand i'm like wait i want to sit over there outside there's nobody here everybody in this place know me to be in and out she giving me the biggest hassle in the world no sir if you don't have a reservation get the fuck out of here you can't eat that she didn't word it like that right that's what she's saying it took for the man the other manager to come oh joe let me see what I can do.
Starting point is 01:49:26 I got you here. We only got 90 minutes, though. I said I need 30. He sat me outside. She had an attitude that he sat me outside. She was mad. I was confused about how I now end up in a beef with this little white lady. Yeah, like why are you mad?
Starting point is 01:49:42 I'm here to just eat brunch. But she was mad. Don't you know I sat down, that food took an hour and change to come out? But service business is all I'm highlighting. I'm not trying to sound like some uppity snob. But service business, and don't complain about it. Because then the service might get even more jeopardized. It's just a fuck situation to be in. I was going to shoot her some bail
Starting point is 01:50:05 only because she could have did some shit before. Like, a lot of times in that instance. The manager's going to shoot at you. Yeah, yeah. But once the manager gave him a table. But once he said that part,
Starting point is 01:50:16 I was like, and she still got the attitude, I'm like, all right. Yo, this is going to sound like some bull, some uppity fuckity shit to say too, but I'm going to say it. Yo, I don't even, I be hating to talk to the people that got to run it up.
Starting point is 01:50:28 I want to talk to the people that can make a decision. I want to talk to the people, because what happened was she only worked this one shift. She's looking at a paper. She's looking at numbers. Everything is a number. Everything is C5, C1, E2, 1 o'clock, over here. She don't know the people, the spirit of your customer. Or they can't,
Starting point is 01:50:45 not just that, they've been trained to go one, two, three, four, five. And they tell you, somebody come here, they're not on this. Four gets out of place, they can't use deductive reasoning
Starting point is 01:50:54 or problem solving skills because now you broke the chain. It's one, two, three, four. They don't have enough common sense to be like, all right, I'm going to put five, four. They can't. And while I'm going through that,
Starting point is 01:51:07 my father's in Sumter, South Carolina, or he's in South Carolina somewhere on a family vacation, goes in a hotel at midnight. He getting fucked up in the nighttime. He like, yo, I'm getting fucked up in here. Come to find out, finds a bed bug. Finds not one, but two, not two, not three. They killed four of them. It's two in the morning.
Starting point is 01:51:25 Family is out there. You know he's trying to go tell a manager it's bedbugs in the fucking establishment. Know what they told him? After he finally located them? Because they were trying to avoid him. But when he stayed there, because my dad ain't got shit better to do.
Starting point is 01:51:39 But fuck with people of authority. Oh, I'm waiting right here. I got a refund coming. Don't play with my parents and a refund. They're going to get it. Hey, you know what they told my dad? You brought him in.
Starting point is 01:51:52 Oh, no. Oh, they said the department. You brought the bed bugs in. To my dad. Wrong person, bro. They infested the room in half an hour. They just jumped out my luggage
Starting point is 01:52:02 and started having a fiesta. And they continue to my dad. If you keep it up, we're calling the police. You said that to my dad? My dad can't wait for a cop to show up here. He can't wait.
Starting point is 01:52:17 Anyway, he called the cops. Before the cops got there, my dad, senior button, senior button authority, so you know he did some button shit. He went outside and every single customer that was parking, that was on their way in the lobby, he said, yo, dog, check this out.
Starting point is 01:52:32 Bedbugs. Might want to be careful. Oh, they wanted to kill my dad. I bet. So I'm just saying this is what was going on in New Jersey, over here. The service. It sucked. The service business.
Starting point is 01:52:43 People are fed up, bro. No, it's different. Yeah, but if you. That's. The service business. Yeah. People are fed up, bro. No, it's different. Yeah, but if you... That's why I go hard. See, this is why I feel bad. I'm not feeling bad, but I'm... Don't be in the service business. I agree with you.
Starting point is 01:52:53 As someone that worked in the service business and still kind of work in a service business... You can't say that because everything now is service business. Everything is... So you can't tell people to not... Service business is what's taking some of these people away from the structured, standardized nine-to-five jobs. Like, structured business is what's taking some of these people away from the structured standardized
Starting point is 01:53:05 nine to five jobs like structured business is people coming up with a great I mean service service business is people coming up with a great idea
Starting point is 01:53:12 and getting a plan and executing service could be anything this is the service business this is service and that's why that's actually a big point people don't realize
Starting point is 01:53:21 that the music business and entertainment business in general are service businesses but that's a whole deeper dive when they dissing us comments the gig is the gig no hey and i and that's why i love this topic with us hey i don't pay to dissing us no mind and service because i don't play with service i'm very serious with service savannah tell you somebody will tell you i don't play, when you're in the service business, you hear these things,
Starting point is 01:53:46 we do four or five pods a day, day long, it's extensive. I don't get a hassle out of y'all. We come up here, we show up, and we get it done because service is important. Even in this business behind the scenes, I see people that want,
Starting point is 01:53:59 Lawrence, that want all the spoils, but don't want to do the service. It's a service. Yep. The fuck? That's right. Anyway. Lizzo.
Starting point is 01:54:13 Don't cry. Fuck these niggas. You in the service business. You servicing. And your audience is so wide. Same with us. When your audience gets so wide there will be no way to service everybody.
Starting point is 01:54:24 That's very true. You're never going to please everybody. That's right. You're never going to please everybody. There's too many different people. I hate people pleasers. You're never going to be able to please everybody.
Starting point is 01:54:31 It's impossible. It tells me your circle is small. It tells me you ain't never went nowhere. You can't please everybody. Like you said before it's about just fickleness.
Starting point is 01:54:38 Like the same shit that he complaining about today he going to like tomorrow. Like they don't they're not because every now and then somebody's consistent. But for the most part, yo, I didn't like this episode today. Or Jokers love this episode tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:54:51 Like, you can't focus on every criticism. Jokers be on the popularity side, too. That, too. Of course. You hear seven people start dissing it. Now they be like, man, shit is whack. Yo, somebody said, this was crazy. Somebody was like, when we put the Rosa shit out.
Starting point is 01:55:09 They was dissing Rosa? Bro, the episode drops at 8. At 8.15, yo. Niggas was dissing the shit out this girl. And I thought it was amazing. Like, we was up here just bugging out, kicking it, whatever. At 8.15, 8.20, they was dissing. I'm like, fam, you didn't even watch the episode yet.
Starting point is 01:55:27 Mm-hmm. Fuck you dissing somebody you ain't watched the episode yet. Right. But again, now you get a whole other group of people saying, yo, I love it. Rosa need to be on here twice a month. Excuse me. Pa, pa, pa. So, again.
Starting point is 01:55:41 Vegas air. You brought back some of that Vegas. That Vegas dry air. Nigga can't even get his words out. Go ahead. You're a fool, man. Go ahead. That was a great trick. No, but again.
Starting point is 01:55:52 So half of the people love Rosa. The other half people don't like Rosa. How the fuck do you please them all? You can't. You don't. That's why you just come in, do your best, give a hundred percent. Get the best product, the best service, and you let the chips fall where they fall. And those who fuck with it are going to like it, and those who
Starting point is 01:56:06 don't, fuck it. Fuck it. Indeed. Gentlemen. Yes, sir. It's not my sleeper. I just feel like before Parks is officially married,
Starting point is 01:56:23 and since this is like the last pod of his singleness, I just feel like it should be, he should get some type of honor, some type of period so we could honor this guy right now. What happened to the New York Bachelor Party? Hey, that's a great question. Hey, let me cut his music off for a minute. Let me turn it down.
Starting point is 01:56:44 That is a great question, Ice. I have a good answer. I was waiting by my phone for a month. I was speaking to women, trying to get it together, just in case the call came, and it never came. Never came. Parks, what happened to you? Well, my plan was when she went on her bachelorette party to do it,
Starting point is 01:57:06 but when she left, I just had the house to myself for two days or three days, and I enjoyed the shit out of it. Oh, yeah, nah. I understand that. That was my bachelor party. No, no, no. Y'all don't live with y'all girls. I get it. Clap it up for him. No.
Starting point is 01:57:22 I'll clap it for you myself. For lies? That's not a lie. I enjoyed peace and quiet. You had to house to yourself for three days. Correct. Amazing. Oh, my God. What about the six hours?
Starting point is 01:57:33 You could have pulled out of that three-day stress. Didn't want to. Ice, you normally correct, because I have lived with plenty of women. I know that that alone time is important. Okay. On your last weekend single or weekend before last being single,
Starting point is 01:57:53 have an ounce of yourself. All right, she's going out bachelor party. Again, we're not saying while out and throw it up. But that's when I'm going to just enjoy the crib to myself. I got it. I'm not saying nothing's wrong with it. I'm just saying. I get it.
Starting point is 01:58:08 I get what you said, but look, just, just hear me out. Okay. Hear me out. Okay. So not to sound old,
Starting point is 01:58:15 back in the day, you would have to, you had to get married before you live together. Right. Right. That was when, you know, after the marriage is when y'all would move in y'all have
Starting point is 01:58:27 been living as a married couple so the only thing is changing is the name right at this point so yeah my fuck all that last weekend single that's not that's not the only thing changing by the way it's not the only thing changing it's so if you want to have a marriage talk for real it's not or do you want to just have a love okay no a yes he knows his girl and how they live and lifestyle and quality of life so i'm saying joe is i agree with parks just i don't need that my last weekend single shit like i haven't been living single forever mad years so no I've been had my last weekend single a long time ago. That's what I'm talking about. So yeah, I kind of understand.
Starting point is 01:59:10 But you didn't have the last weekend to yourself with your dick sucked. You didn't have the last orgy less. Or somebody that was trying to just suck some dick and you was like, no, I can't. Orgy less. Hang out with your niggas. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:59:24 I made it this far. I can't. Orgy Lousy. Hang out with your niggas. No, no, no. No, no, I made it this far. I can make it even further. No, please. I tried, Parker. I tried. But wait a minute. Diamond. Diamond.
Starting point is 01:59:34 Heaven, Jew. No, no, no. Oh, the temptation. No, Brian, get Diamond out of here. Don't look at your watch, nigga. Get these jokes. See what I mean? All right, go find it. I'll try. All watch, nigga. Get these jokes. See what I mean? All right, go.
Starting point is 01:59:46 Fine. All right, fine. I'll try to hold it down. Fine. And then Johnny's getting married. Yeah. You call Johnny and check on him. Check on all the married.
Starting point is 01:59:55 See, I knew. Duh. I'm in here saying, yo, what happened to the friend group? Life, nigga. I'm in here saying, yo, what happened to the friend group? Life. But the elephant in the room is all of the guy friends had a plan. Some plans worked. Some plans faltered to the side. Johnny's plan worked. Worked.
Starting point is 02:00:20 He's getting married. Round of applause for fucking Gunplay. Go, Johnny. All my fucking years of, I don't even know your girl I lost She won She stuck around Now you gotta know her
Starting point is 02:00:38 He won Parks won Ice won Ice won Mad Ice won. Mad ones in the strip club. Nigga could have had his way in there that night, but he didn't. Dick was limp. No, it wasn't.
Starting point is 02:00:55 Parks wanted to be home alone. Dick was limp. Pink horsepower. These niggas' dicks ain't really functional like this. It's over now. They dicks know one vajayjay. Only one. It don't even move around these little
Starting point is 02:01:06 fine girls well that was the other thing what Nas say too old can't be DMing these Instagram women like Nas
Starting point is 02:01:15 yo one day I'ma come in here and do a full unpacking of the Nas lyrics he said a lot of shit where. You not rolling? Not at all.
Starting point is 02:01:29 He said a lot of shit where. I just can't picture Nas saying it. Nah. Not yet, but it's coming. All right. Sleeper time. We got sleepers. We got sleepers.
Starting point is 02:01:41 The JPP. All right. Benny the Butcher. I'm on my rap shit Flood the block Why not I was playing Nah nah I'm playing
Starting point is 02:01:51 Uh oh The Butcher coming Benny we gonna rap together One day And you not gonna say That Butcher coming shit When I'm near Nah that shit dope
Starting point is 02:02:02 We gonna rap together One day I gotta get him to tuck That The Butcher's coming away He gonna come for your neck too You better be on your A game You're not going to say that butcher coming shit when I'm there. Nah, that shit dope. We're going to rap together one day. I'm going to got to get him to tuck that the butcher is coming away. He's going to come for your neck, too. You better be in your A game. It's me. I know. I don't know another game.
Starting point is 02:02:11 So you're not rapping no more. Is there a B game? What are y'all talking about? Is there a B game? What's the B game? Anytime you see Joe, I'm Joe. Anytime you see him. Nah, I want some other ballplayers in the building.
Starting point is 02:02:23 No, no, no. Yes. No, C. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We. No. See. Yeah. We're going to find a beat with some saxophone on it and get busy. But anyway, I already
Starting point is 02:02:30 said I know. And I took my little tail sent you to be. I talked away. So I took my little tail away. He sent you to be. I heard you ish.
Starting point is 02:02:38 I heard you. I heard you. Just play. Nigga didn't say a word at the WNBA game. Now you want to come back to Queens and let me get my shit off. Benny to put your blood to block. Just play a word at the WNBA game now you want to come back to Queens and
Starting point is 02:02:52 We need to put your blood to block this is hard he sent me this beat Know what I do on these beats The butcher coming nigga Butcher coming, nigga. Y'all know what it is, nigga. Black soprano family, nigga. Gave niggas the benefits. Oh, my God. Talked it out when I could have paid killers to finish it. Grave diggers that generous. Uh-huh. From a corner store, now we made niggas.
Starting point is 02:03:17 Nah, nah, nah. I ain't coming back. Sheesh. Nah, I ain't coming back to the game. Nah, I ain't coming. I'm going to chill. I'm going to just pod. What y'all want to pod about?
Starting point is 02:03:23 Y'all got topics? Come on, yo. Let me tell y'all what happened the other day. In courtrooms I ate with them same niggas they mentioning. My album I wrote down cocaine dealing to. Another one of Cass Cody's flipped or some shit. We skipped that one? We did.
Starting point is 02:03:38 You had to play the game. Got it. Don't really spit that articulate. The word about my name is I paint them pictures meticulous. And roll with a brick on the train, feelin' adventurous Brought on 15,000 and got it all back The money slow, I hit the bottom, I was down to a stack I thought about it, took a moment, then rerouted my map
Starting point is 02:03:56 And moved my family out of town in the condo of rap Fuckin' this song, I wanna hear the sound of y'all gas You sound in your lap, rid Rotting dressed down in all black And that gangsta shit you on don't come out to your rap And that old work you put in don't count cause you're a rat Uh, be my weave in between cars, got me breathing hard Serving clean, we dream large but I'm even nauseous It won't ever inconvenience me to leave a bra
Starting point is 02:04:21 Sometimes you sever ties even if it leave a scar It's gon' take a bank vault for that advance to suit me And I'ma buy Versace since they banned the Gucci In interviews they ask me questions and I answer truthfully Fiend cooked a half for a can of beer and a loose I flood the streets with drugs and clock dollars Get the cream with my team then I'm good That's flood the block, Benny the butcher, album in your phone right now
Starting point is 02:04:44 Shout out to the whole Griselda, of course. And it goes. Y'all can hear old Joe doing something. Oh, come on. I might have rhymed over that sample 20 million times tearing shit up, man. Niggas know my body out there. Oh, who?
Starting point is 02:05:11 I'm up next? All right, cool. Let's see what I have. I can go if you need a second. Yeah, go ahead. All right. I'm going to keep it hip-hop. Last single sleeper.
Starting point is 02:05:20 I'm playing something off the Boldy and Alchemist album. This is Steel Man. Hip-hop day. I'm playing some of the Boldy and Alchemist albums It's a steel man Hip hop day Jackson Skid B8 in that straight 40s on that black Cheryoke
Starting point is 02:05:41 This that gangsta slash Pop makes for trap Karaoke Turn the snow globe to a crystal ball Now that dog a 10, type to turn a stone with many floors to a flawless gym Stack my money 10 foot tall, now I boil above the rim Livin' above the law on the north with my brother M Could be locked up, but to those who know me, it's a lucky him
Starting point is 02:05:59 Chopped the whole block up, that's when we found out that it wasn't them Bass rental, Honda Civic, Auntie Max and all their Bridget Cut field to the rim Probably smack the whip before I spill it Knee deep in the door, gang 227, we the realest Cocaína on the skillet Kitchen smellin' like acrylic Touch back with a thousand pack of pills Tryna rape a village, we so loud Reekin' through the vacuum seal, I can't conceal it Made a killin' to those who hate it I made them feel it
Starting point is 02:06:23 So dope all of my life, so shit I only know one way to get it Half slab, golden retriever, this ain't no perina Black mag in a faux fever, brick of cocaina Stirrin' the grits up in the pot, nah, this ain't no farina Stuffin' 30 clips in my Glock, it suits your whole demeanor Catch a body, no Randy Moss, I hike it off, hut one These niggas ain't cut from the cloth That a nigga cut from I run with real wolves Come from the real hood These niggas ain't cut from my cloth Cause I'm still wolf
Starting point is 02:06:50 Playing Tetris with them blocks Why they call me Lego? Down in Virginia for a win The world is Carmen Sandiego Got a better chance of finding Waldo in that velvet room Watch a fiend shoot out the rock After they melt it on the spoon I'm churning Brinkley's kiss burby, but the shirt Givenchy Where he stepping on the work can tell it them his first Balenci's Freelenty, I know he homesick He used to always leave his screen door open You interact your own wrist Bag doing phone numbers, randed up, OT
Starting point is 02:07:17 Got killers on speed dial, can get you touch, toll free Niggas shot and killed my mans, I ain't been getting no sleep My niggas Silas and the Lambs, them niggas shot and killed my mans I ain't been gettin' no sleep My niggas Silas and the Lambs Them niggas Lil Bo Peep Down in Hattiesburg I took two ounces out of half a bird Nigga hit me back, said it was that We end up havin' words Can't talk me to death I drop an A for flake Off in the rest, can't get tricked off the set Cause I got inmates callin' in collect
Starting point is 02:07:38 Half slab, golden retriever This ain't no Purina That mag and the faux fever Steel Wall, Boldy James and Alchemist Bo Jackson at Nah This record is called Live Some More, it's by Money Man Let's go Put you on that crypto shit three years ago Heard this shit is streamed a lot But really I ain't feel it though Hit my plug and told him I ran out He need to send some more My young niggas blood and thirsty They just wanna shoot and drill some more He ain't got no common sense He green, he need to lift some more
Starting point is 02:08:23 He ain't got no muscles He too green, he need to lift some more He ain't got no muscles, he too weak, he need to lift some more After Reem, Samson, and Delilah, I can't trust a hoe Yeah, they prices high, but this shit strong, I won't adjust them, no Think about your kids when we got smoke, or they gon' miss their father Major labels blowin' up my phones, I keep rejectin' offers Italian Frost the guy to bend, we just met up at Carrabba's Fed sendin' snitches at me, we just callin' secret shoppers Hit my partners on the phone and told em all
Starting point is 02:08:47 to tighten up Go and get some money, put some work in, nigga wisin' up I just went and got a bust down, Patek had to brighten up Ain't no more size 13 Dior's in the store, I bought em all We gon' make examples out of niggas who don't pay us back Merchants love my plashes cause they know they never charging back Send my lil' vibe to the store, she brought me 50 vegan rounds Everybody plant based and then hoe this here a vegan trout
Starting point is 02:09:09 He ain't independent, I'd rather feature with his CEO Just to catch some play, low in and cash out on the GTO Get to my money in circulation, what the fuck you sleeping for? If he ain't taking care of your kids, then what the fuck you breathing for? If she don't fuck me extra good, then what the fuck I need her for? She kept getting on my nerves, So I had to let her go Told her you look better when you natural Gon' and rock the fro If you circle an inch, love, you know your price is extra low
Starting point is 02:09:32 Let's go Put you on that crib, that shit three years ago Heard this shit is streamed a lot, but really I ain't feel it though Hit my plug and told him I ran out He need to send some more My young niggas blood and thirsty They just wanna shoot and drill some more He ain't got no common sense. He green he need to live some more. He ain't got no muscles He too weak. He need to live some more after rain sounds in and a lot of I can't trust. Oh, yeah The price is high but this shit strong. I won't adjust them though He started getting busy right there at the end.
Starting point is 02:10:06 You would like him. Like, because he talks that investment shit, that crypto shit. Like, you would like Money Man, Ish. That nigga start going in at the end. He gets busy, though. All right, Ish, what you got for us? One of the most underrated. Okay.
Starting point is 02:10:22 My posse's on Broadway. AZ. Say something, nigga. No. Yeah, AZ might. He might? Look. He might.
Starting point is 02:10:31 Yeah, you better watch your tongue. He might. AZ featuring Jaheim. Joe might, too. This is The Wheel. Shout out. Yeah. It's time, Black.
Starting point is 02:10:41 It's time. You feel that magnetic, right? Let's get'em And we're all just folks in a big old wheel Whole thing turnin', tryna roll uphill Twist that cap, nigga, pop that steel The perp don't get him in the cocaine wheel And you know, and you know, and you know
Starting point is 02:11:01 That it's real, yeah But you don't know, you don't really know how to feel Trust is costly Ain't life a bitch, girl, Justin lost me Timepiece frosty That's why you only get one chance to cross me Three different chicks, one caramel mocha coffee Heaven help me
Starting point is 02:11:28 Cause I'm still caught in the wheel Luxury called livin', I'm a la hoppin' The album's droppin' D'Ussé champagne, they're Henny Gallons poppin' Processin' the accolades of life Concolatin' the hate, evaluatin' the prices No, on style alone, I can carry my own Comfort me in a door with various tones You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do.
Starting point is 02:11:48 You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do.
Starting point is 02:12:04 You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. Can't stop it Locking chains and flying objects Frames over the optics I refrain the gossip Gotta get it It's vivid Defining physics For mining critics My kind is exquisite Respect first Then we focus on net worth
Starting point is 02:12:13 That's how I work From the dirt When it's thirst and death And we're all just folks In a bigger whole Whole thing turning Trying to roll up Still
Starting point is 02:12:21 Twist that cap Nigga pop that steel Alright yo that was new AZ. Yo. All right, yo, that was crazy. AZ featuring Jaheim. Shout out to AZ, friend of the show. We love you. Yo, don't call that dude no more to sing a hook, man. I'll send some niggas over there to sing it.
Starting point is 02:12:36 What the fuck was Jaheim talking about? Don't do that to New Jersey again, Jaheim. Hey, yo, they ain't going to do that to Jaheim. Nigga, that's a New Jersey legend. What the fuck is he talking about? Exactly. Nigga, send it to Jeremiah or somebody else. No, nigga.
Starting point is 02:12:48 Give that nigga some grace like you give the rest of these bitch ass niggas out here. Who? Jaheim. We're not getting into that. It's the end of the pie. We had a great little show. I don't feel like arguing with you today, yo. Go on, play some gospel on this.
Starting point is 02:12:59 No, play some Jaheim, nigga. Yeah, let me play some Jaheim. Because I don't want people to think I'm disrespecting Jaheim Jaheim's my guy But Pull up the words To that hook It's fucking terrible man
Starting point is 02:13:15 Come on give me some Hold on it's coming It's coming Come on y'all talk Here we go Here we go right here This is what I'm looking for Come on come on
Starting point is 02:13:21 Here we go Alright here we go Don't you fucking forget it I don't I'm from New Jersey I don't know I can't tell sometimes, man That hook was
Starting point is 02:13:33 You might be from Harlem Y'all know what happened When this came on I might have met my first baby mom Thought this Nah, that's not true It's whatnot Hey Here we go Baby, mom's off this. No, that's not true. It's whatnot.
Starting point is 02:13:47 Hey, here we go. See, this is beautiful. See, this is the Jaheim we know and love right here. We'll keep it in this bag right here. Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere Everywhere Everywhere That's what you gotta tell them That's what you gotta tell them
Starting point is 02:14:22 What, Dad? You better imagine me not there And get your mind right. Talk that shit, y'all. Cut that back on, fam. Well, I mean, that's perspective one way to look at it. I mean, the other way to look at it, he said, I just took you everywhere.
Starting point is 02:14:36 I bought you everything. Now picture your life without me. Exactly. It's controlling. A little patriarchy. Oh, man. Come on, this panda ass nigga. Panda. You support thatarchy. Oh, man. Come on, this panda bit-ass nigga. Panda-risky.
Starting point is 02:14:45 You support that? Man, push-plug. He's on the pre-chorus talking about it. Give me more carrots than a rabbit. Nigga, did you spend time with her? Did you rub her feet? Yeah, yeah. She clearly didn't want it.
Starting point is 02:15:05 I'll do all I can. He'll do magic. He'll do everything but spend time with her. It's fine, man. We can get out of here. Listen. Keep us in your prayers. Blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 02:15:15 Don't. I don't care. I can't. I can't. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. We bid you adieu. Farewell.
Starting point is 02:15:24 Adios., arrivederci Hasta la vista, so long, goodbye Uh Damn, man, just Damn, Parks Man, round of applause again for Parks, man Round of applause for Parks That's right
Starting point is 02:15:39 Remember, life is a series of moments And moments pass So let's make this one last As if it's all we have Do remember the baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things Grab a ibuprofen
Starting point is 02:15:55 An naproxen or some shit Enjoy your headache Enjoy your house alone like Macaulay Culkin Macaulay Poxen Yeah, what? Wasn't just Macaulay Culkin. Macaulay Parkson. Yeah, wasn't just Macaulay. Some other tall one. Yeah,
Starting point is 02:16:09 yeah, yeah, yeah, Macaulay grew up. She was fantastic. Macaulay, Macaulay 6'5". Yeah,
Starting point is 02:16:15 yeah, boy is he tall and he's potty. He loves being home alone. And he's potty. Wow. Ay. He loves being home alone. And he's popping. Wow. Hey. Look, in case I don't make it home, this nigga was cheating.
Starting point is 02:16:39 No, hey, black men don't cheat. That nigga was out there getting with it. That nigga voice is like gold, yo. Not in other song. That other song. They go to lyrics. Wait, those lyrics? Let me see right there.
Starting point is 02:16:56 And we're all just spokes in a big old wheel, see? Mm-hmm. From the, uh-huh. Hopping, turning, trying to roll uphill. No, no, no, no no no no the guy that's right the guy that's right no should have never say we're all just spokes in a big old wheel and sing it but let's keep going hoping hoping turning trying to roll uphill trying to roll uphill. Trying to roll uphill. Twist that cap, nigga. Pop that steel.
Starting point is 02:17:27 Right. If the perp don't get them, then the cocaine will. Then the cocaine will. Something's going to get them. Okay, something's going to get them. And you know, and you know, and you know. And you know, too. That it's real.
Starting point is 02:17:39 Yeah. Yeah. What you don't know, you don't really know how to feel you don't know Jaheim must be trying to never get booked at another recording studio no go to nigga first verse
Starting point is 02:17:49 no first verse he got busy nah nah nah I'll take your word for it we getting out of here Jaheim we love you friend of the show
Starting point is 02:17:58 shout out to New Jersey we going y'all hold it down enjoy y'all week wait a minute down enjoy your week Let me hear y'all out there. Come on, let's go. Let's do it for Mark, y'all. Whoa! Woo! You're the singer, man. Yo, I'm killing the reception when it's coming.
Starting point is 02:18:31 Yo, is this coming on? Yo, can I get a playlist? Remember, like, you gave me the, what did you offer? You offered one of those track lists for the verses, and we was like, nah. Can I get a playlist of your wedding reception shit? I need to know when to get up and really start getting my eagle on. I just want to know if Sweet Caroline won't play.
Starting point is 02:18:49 Huh? I don't know. Living on a prayer? That's coming up. Oh, then I'm staying. Then I'm staying until that comes on. I don't know what you're going to call it. Then I'm out.
Starting point is 02:18:58 What up? What you got for him? Let's not have a shit. Yes, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with. It's probably just coming up. No. Watch these rap niggas get all over your guts. A little ice cream, huh?
Starting point is 02:19:12 Yeah. That too. If Wu-Tang comes on at Park's wedding, I'm Insta-living. That's happening though. I would be surprised if it didn't happen. Yeah, that's for sure. No, you got to play Triumph because you won. Y'all thought y'all weren't going to see me?
Starting point is 02:19:30 Hey, we saved it. No, Joe Biden.

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