The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 464 | "The Service Business"
Episode Date: August 18, 2021Joe's no stranger to not caring about what people say and suggests that other artist take the same approach as himself when receiving criticism by outside opinions (36:00). He also shares his weekend ...in Jersey City (57:20), a brief recap of the Tory Lanez and Cassidy beef (1:05:50) and covers one of the worst films he's ever seen starring Nicolas Cage (1:23:45). Ice asks the age-old question of when is it okay to cheat on your barber (1:35:50), podcasting and entertainment being apart of the service industry (1:54:00) and more! Become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Benny The Butcher - “Flood The Block” Parks | Boldy James & The Alchemist - “Steel Wool” Ice | Money Man - “Live Sum Mo” Ish | AZ - “The Wheel” (Ft. Jaheim)
Transcript
Discussion (0)
I support you
Oh man
That be corrupting
These niggas out here
Ice can be fended out
Now wait
Now we just turning
The microphone on
Hey out there
I enjoy
Dennis Parks
And Ishan Ice are here
Together with JBB
Remix
What are y'all talking about?
Ice just started
With the humble flex
No man
I'm gonna get a Birkin
Fuck it
And listen
Audience
I'm letting
Listen
Audience
I'm letting all conversations rock
I have topics block
I have topics block
I don't have any topics
I didn't think
I did what the rest of the world
Be doing
That's what I did this week
my brain was just chilling
let me tell them what happened
and how we got here
no no no
who cares
no no no no no
you are talking about
buying a $3,000
iPad
bag
it's not $3,000
how much is it
$26.50
I'm listening
how much is it
in that ring
$26.50
you right
maybe we not in a recession.
Not y'all.
Don't do that, y'all.
Hold on.
Y'all niggas get to it.
$1,000 hoodie.
How much in sweatpants cost?
See, I don't get why Ish do that.
What you mean not y'all?
Y'all stop.
Ish attempts to alienate me from my fan base,
so I understand why he does it.
That's my attempt?
Well, that's what it does.
You think, though?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought they had Google.
Yo, my bad.
Joe, they can Google every hat you have on every day.
Oh, so you think I've done it?
You have a miri sweatshirt on with plastered on your chest
I'm the person that's separating you from them
oh okay
stupid me my bad
you know what I don't like
yo God is fucking with me
I know God is fucking with me
my whole prayer changed last night
that's how you know when it's on
when your prayer changed
I'm just like all right just do it
whatever you're doing just let me see it come on come on man up
wait i didn't say a word in this whole conversation that somehow landed on me i said
yo i'm changing i'm stunting on niggas now. I said nothing like that.
I'm buying a Fendi book bag for my iPad.
Like, I'm lit now.
I'm a whole situation out here.
Follow me because it's a movie.
And somehow it landed on me.
It's cool.
You were making ice jokes.
It's fine.
It's fine.
How's everybody doing?
Doing well.
How you doing?
I'm great. Good. Good to hear. Doing well How you doing? I'm great
Good
Good to hear
Ish
How you feeling?
I'm cool
Cool?
A little tired
I'm straight though
A little tired
I'm ready to pot
Vegas was too lit
I can't come
Or maybe it wasn't Vegas
See and that's the thing
Reno was too lit
When dudes come in here
Reno was too lit
Reno
Yeah
I think dudes sometimes come in here And use the platform lit. Reno. Yeah. I think dudes sometimes
come in here and use the platform to project.
It started with these Ice and Joe
jokes. Fresh back from
Vegas and LA. And LA.
In a private jet.
Vegas Summer League
games. You ain't listening to them.
LA WNBA games. The Sparks
versus the Comets. On the floor.
Ooh, Brenda Gattascia. We had 17 assists. Spiked out. We'll take that back versus the Comets. On the floor. Ooh, Brenda, Gatasha, we had 17 assists.
Spiked out.
We'll take that back to the barber shop.
This guy is nuts.
No, Ish, we saw it.
You saw it on your Instagram that you were spiked out on the floor.
I don't even know what that, what spiked out?
He's saying that on your Instagram page, you were front row on the court close enough to trip a referee at a women's basketball game.
Yeah, see?
Yes.
Cheap tickets.
No.
Friends and family, yeah.
Free 99.
Free 99.
Free 99.
How was your trip, man?
Tell us all about it.
Tell us everything.
No, it was cool.
Who won?
See what you be doing?
You really wanted to...
No, nigga, stop playing court.
I said tell us about your trip
and that's it
and now you're trying
to shoot at me
I'm not
this guy
how was your trip
it was great
it was good
it was cool
it was relaxing
it was hot as shit in Vegas
how'd Neff do
110
uh he's sick
that's what he brought back
the weather
it's dry out there.
Whoa.
Yo, the desert.
That's crazy.
Lost a bunch of money gambling.
The heat index.
Exactly.
That was some other
heat.
I never felt it.
I never felt it.
You've been all over the
world.
Yeah, that shit was
hotter than Africa.
How's that, bitch?
Famous 110.
You've been to Africa?
Yeah.
What country? Morocco. What country?
Which countries?
Hey, fam,
we not going to be on me today.
Yo, keep it moving, bro.
I was just wondering
if you ever been to Africa, man.
Do you think you've changed at all
since joining the pod
or it's just me and Ice and Parks?
I don't think you changed.
No, we think you changed.
I didn't change.
I've been the same dickhead. Yeah. No, we saying... I don't think you changed. No, we think you changed. I didn't change. I've been the same dickhead.
Yeah.
No, we saying.
I don't think Ice changed.
We all think you changed.
Well, now Ice won a Fendi bag.
Yeah, now he won $3,000 back for the iPad.
It's a little change.
Well, just a wee bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I seen the change in him.
Even that hat.
Why is that so crispy?
Why is that so crispy?
That shit is. it's a new one
oh shit I wore it
before you hear him
did you hear what he said
I wore
come on let's stop
I got a trick for y'all
come on come on
I got a trick for y'all
it's not a new hat
I got a trick for y'all
don't worry about it
don't even worry about it man
Reno vibes
hey
Morocco vibes
Fendi vibes
talking to Ian this morning like yeah man Rocco vibes. Fendi vibes.
Talking to Ian this morning.
I'm like, yeah, man, when you heading out to Park's wedding?
He's like, Thursday.
I was like, ah, yikes.
Patouille.
I said, damn.
He said, no, I'm in the wedding.
Yeah. He said, yo, I'm in the wedding. Yeah.
He said, yo, I got to do the rehearsal.
I got to do the dinner rehearsal.
And we're spacing it out.
We'll put a day in between.
Because I've been to enough weddings to know that rehearsal dinner usually leads to everyone getting drunk.
And so let's leave a day in between so no one has hangover face at the wedding.
Yo, they doing a fancy walkthrough in your joint?
Not really.
Oh, no.
It's outside.
Coming down the aisle?
It's outside.
All right.
They could be getting busy.
What's the shit?
You know they're going to do a little bagpipe dance.
It might be a bagpipe.
You know they're going to do some Scottish shit.
You don't find out about who your man is until the wedding.
Now they family tradition.
They've got different outfits.
Oh, shit.
Goat balls.
Damn, I should have got a bagpipe, man.
You mentioned it.
I'm like, yo, why you got goat balls at the wedding?
No, it's the family tradition.
300 years in my family. we slice up goat balls.
Yo, dog, all right.
I just love you when I'm here. You win.
Yeah, you win.
So listen, so Ian was like, yeah, Thursday, I'm in the dinner rehearsal.
I'm in the walking rehearsal.
We got a few rehearsals because I'm in the wedding.
And I was like, I understand that.
But you don't know how to walk.
You got to rehearse that.
You don't know how to eat dinner.
It's like sound check, Joe.
Yeah, they got to go through the whole procedure. I didn't want to do sound check.
The day that somebody actually asked me to be in a wedding,
see, now I don't even know how to feel about that,
that I haven't been asked to be in a wedding.
Or people just know you and like, nah, Joe's not doing half this shit.
Yeah.
Nah, let me in the wedding, man.
I want to have some fun
no
come on
just coordinate the
bachelor party
you know when the fun part is
when the best man
gotta get up there
and read the speech
he was up all night
writing drunk
he's not supposed to write it
it's coming from the heart
yeah
wait excuse me
wait wait wait
write that shit
wait
at least write an outline.
Bullet points.
What do you say?
Bullet points.
They got to say in a composition.
Yeah, Ish.
Come from here.
You see what I mean?
Come from here.
Ish is on this streak of flexing his maturity on us.
Ish, maybe you can get on with me.
I'm agreeing with me.
I'm with Ish on that, though.
That's what you're supposed to do.
I still ain't proposed.
What the fuck did I got to do with that?
You can't agree with nothing.
You got the same success rate.
It's not a shot to me.
It's not a shot.
Fam, what I'm saying is, if you're giving a speech, it's supposed to kind of come from the heart.
It's only you can get up there and freestyle.
You're a rapper.
I'm not getting up there and freestyle.
I'm writing something down to mesmerize the audience.
Because you know what happens?
Your wife, her bridesmaid killed it.
So now you're not a pressure on.
She went first.
She smoked it.
When I met Jenny in the first grade,
I already knew that.
I always knew she would meet her prince charming and shining armor.
She'd get up there going crazy.
The best man fumbling the little paper out his handkerchief pocket.
This nigga got boogers out his nose.
Yo, don't even drop a tear.
You drop a tear, you caught it.
And you just met this dude.
He getting up there, though, when I first DM'd dude.
What are you talking about?
From our first DM, I knew.
It was electric.
Yeah, like, you better get it together.
Brian is doing it, right?
Yeah, he is.
He going to smoke that.
Yeah, he is.
Brian did this.
Yeah.
He going to smoke it.
He going to get up there and do some artistic shit and scare niggas.
and smoke it.
He gonna get up there and do some artistic shit
and scare niggas.
The only true heaven
is when we are in.
Past the clouds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's cool.
I can't wait for your wedding, though.
Me too.
Yo, while we're here,
we're not here on Saturday.
The Friday, Saturday pod,
whatever that day is,
we off.
Yeah.
Sorry. Our engineer found love and happiness.
Correct.
Blame Parks.
It's me.
I rooted against it the whole time.
It didn't work.
He made it.
So, yeah, we're not here.
Congratulations to Parks.
And you're still good.
Great.
You're still no nerves, nothing, still.
Nothing to be nervous about anymore, D.O.
Talk that shit.
Nothing to be nervous about. Well, shit. Nothing to be nervous about.
Well, the invoices
ain't coming yet.
No, they did.
That's the anti-nervous part.
It's not so bad.
Not so bad.
Maybe the first half.
Let's see.
He's got it.
Ish, what's up with you?
He's got it.
He said he's got it.
Ish, you're not doing a pod
with nobody that Instagrams
themselves on a money phone.
What is a money phone
i don't even know what that is
what the fuck is you talking about
mic check one two one two mic check one two one two salutations out there
hey i'm in my bag man what's going on hope everybody's feeling good feeling great
shout out to the ladies listening.
What's the weather?
It's fucked up outside.
Hot.
No, it's raining.
It's raining.
It's raining.
Who knows?
This is not a weather podcast.
We ain't on.
Tell Ishtar.
Hey.
Yeah, Erickson, pick the cameras.
Get us right in here, man.
Get our sexy side.
Niggas is at the spa.
We exfoliating.
I got my stretch boss lady appointment.
Hey.
Maximum time slot.
I'm near for like seven hours.
You will tap out, nigga.
That shit gonna bust your ass.
Watch.
No, I did two hours.
That shit real.
You already did it?
No, not yet.
Tomorrow. What, they just gonna make you touch your toes did two hours. That shit real. You already did it? No, not yet. Yo. Tomorrow.
What day is it?
Make you touch your toes
for two hours?
I have no idea,
but I'm going to do it.
You going tomorrow?
He did it,
right?
I'm going tomorrow,
right?
Wait a minute.
I'm going tomorrow.
Sure.
You can touch your toes?
Dog,
that shit is painful,
bro.
We just got a nice topic here.
It's a different level.
Oh,
man.
Don't expel. I hate when I nice topic here. It's a different level. Oh, man. Don't expound. Don't expound, please.
I hate when I have topic block.
Yo, the inmates are running here silent today.
I'm just telling y'all an event.
All right, then.
What are we on?
Come on.
I'm down.
I'll play.
Because I'm tired of niggas saying, Joe, you're stepping on.
Come on.
What are we talking about?
Can you touch your toes?
Do you put deodorant on your feet?
All right, you're asking Ish if he can touch his toes.
I'm wondering how this stretching thing works.
I'm trying to get the basics out of the way.
I'm like, man.
So basically.
Weddings, man, got jokes.
No, you know.
No, I'm trying to get information.
I'll interrupt that whole shit Saturday, man.
You can't play.
I will bomb your tomatoes at your little tux.
Stop.
I love to have fun at weddings.
You are a silly motherfucker. Fam, that is the best time to fuck. I'll to have fun at weddings. You are a silly
motherfucker.
That is the best time
to put some mollies
in the punch.
That's really
turning this shit up.
Aunt Niecy being there
doing the gif.
Fucking fuck on Beth up.
Being there twerking.
Hey, that ain't how
you play the bagpipe, Beth.
All right, so come on.
Ish.
No, again, we older. You booked your appointment with me. You want to see come on, Ish. No, again, we older, so.
You booked your appointment with me.
You want to see me stretch, nigga.
Ew.
Ew, you nasty.
What you did, the 15-minute joint?
Hey, yo, fam.
How long you got?
An hour.
Tell me what happens in there.
That shit is hard, yo.
Again, it's shit that.
Yo, that's a great session, if so.
It's the last thing on your mind hey say bye yeah nah but again you know we older so you you don't you're not as active
sure yeah you're not as active and so small shit that you could do when you was younger
is complicated to do today so what actually happens in in here though like because you've
done what you need yeah it depends on what you need. So basically, on a stretch session, she literally is stretching out all your muscles.
Shit that you haven't used in a long...
You know what I'm saying?
In a long time.
Yo, you being a bitch in pain.
How you know what muscles I ain't used in a long time?
You're 40.
You drive everywhere.
You don't walk like that.
You scooting up River Road now.
You think you in shape?
You gonna see. You gonna see. That's all I'm gonna tell you. You scooting up River Road now, you think you in shape? You going to see.
You going to see.
That's all I'm going to tell you.
You going to see.
I scooted my little hot ass to the nail salon the other day.
Far.
Like on the road.
So then I tried to get back on the little back streets on the other side of the street
where all the hills and shit is.
Man.
Not so fast going uphill?
No, no, it was fine.
It's just a lot faster downhill.
But we're not starting with my security pictures.
We're not starting.
Mic check, mic check, mic check.
All right.
Hold up, loose hands.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up, man.
All right.
Turn me up here.
All right.
It's just fresh back from Vegas.
Thank you.
Thank you for blessing us with your presence.
This is our last single parks podcast.
True.
Our last single parks.
Ladies.
This is the last week to try to suck him off.
After this.
It's over.
I mean, it would be okay today.
It would be all right.
The last week to try to get a little action with Parkster.
Come get your record mixed.
And what's up with Ice?
Oh, we starting with Ice.
Let me cut this music off.
Oh, she about to go crazy, though.
All right.
Can I get turned up in the headphones a little bit.
There we go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Joe Button. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the Joe Button Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious,
grateful,
and highly favored host,
Joe Button,
or lowly favored,
depending on who you ask.
Host Joe Button here
with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Ice is here,
Parks is here,
Ish is here,
Corey's here,
and we have a room full of people
in Video Village.
Round of applause for Video Village
doing a phenomenal job
of the screen being off.
Right. Right.
Wow.
You didn't even see cameras facing the wall.
Like, what type of operation is going on here?
All right, how's everybody feeling?
I already asked y'all.
We don't care.
It's just here.
Everybody's here.
And we start out with a confessional from brother ice
uh-oh yeah came to some harsh realizations over the weekend uh-oh i was there as a witness uh-oh
yep joe's a witness i was there he saw it whatever he about to say happened
so i have come whatever he don't say that. So I have come
to the realization
And whatever he don't say
that happened,
I'ma say.
I have come to the realization
that I am never
going to the strip club
with my girl again.
Oh no.
What happened?
Why might that be?
Cost me too much
fucking money.
Oh shit.
Really?
Yes.
She wanted to sport.
More than you wanted to sport.
And again.
She wanted to sport.
And again.
And fast.
They be falling in love.
Bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had a little date night thing planned for Saturday.
Nice.
You got a brick of money.
Sounds like they went through a couple of them.
We started off, we went to the Museum of Illusions.
Okay.
Then went over to Don Poole's spot for dinner.
Okay.
Whoa.
She was sweeping her off her feet.
No, no.
Chop house.
Did you have the broom with you?
So after that, our first plan was we was just going to go bar hop.
So I was like like you know what
oh y'all was trying to restore the relationship feeling no we was just we were baby free and we
was like you know what fuck it let's just turn up for it yeah so i'm like you know what i hate
y'all so you're out tonight he was like yeah i'm out all right cool i was like no i was staying
inside but if you're gonna go out with your lady, then I'll meet you. That is not what happened.
In your version, that's what happened, though, right?
Yes.
Okay.
So anyway, we link and go to the spot.
Whoa, whoa.
What spot might that be?
The spot we saw you walking in late night. Yeah, that spot.
But we didn't talk to you that night.
Remember?
The Saturday night.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Keep going.
I just wanted to clarify what spot we talk about.
Well, you're clear now.
Well, yeah.
We went in the spot and she just had a blast.
At my expense.
Like a big blast.
She looked like a rapper in there?
Yeah.
But you know how the rappers make it last a little bit?
No. She ain't keep sweating like a shit rapper. What the fuck you talking about? Yeah But you know how the rappers Like make it last a little bit No
She ain't keep sweating
Like a shit rapper
What the fuck you talking about
No she was just like here
Alright I see it's way more fun
Being a witness
Yeah yeah come on
Cause he was having a blast
You tell it
We walked in the spot
Here come Optimus Prime voice
I know
Go ahead
I'm ready
Go ahead Listen All facts ready. Go ahead.
Listen, all facts.
I believe you.
All facts.
Whatever's not a fact, I'm going to tell y'all it's not a fact.
It's all facts when Joe talk.
Everything, everything, no, this time.
Okay.
This time, it's all facts.
We walk in kind of early.
We like part of the early crew.
There's a birthday happening from one of the bartenders.
She's the bar we're sitting at.
Happy birthday to that young lady.
Important little note that Ice left out.
Because of that, I don't sit.
At all. Nigga, hey,'t sit. At all.
Nigga.
Hey, they brought me a chair.
I said, thanks.
And stood on the wall.
I'm an OG, dog.
I ain't doing nothing on your birthday.
You might think we besties.
That's a good point.
Not Ice Girl.
She sat right down. She bought a cake. Not Ice Girl. She sat right down.
She bought a cake.
Fell into the trap.
Sat right down.
Spider web.
Expeditiously.
Started talking.
Hey, what's your name?
How old are you?
Hey, how was your birthday today?
I have a cousin who's got a Leo.
I have a cousin who's got a birthday today.
So they get to talking.
I'm laughing.
Ice is running around talking to me.
At some point, the effects of the drink start to kick in.
Casamigos.
The effects of the drink start to kick in.
His girl feeling generous.
It's a birthday going on.
She starts tipping.
Quite a bit.
Fast.
So much so that I was standing on the wall saying,
damn, what his girl do?
Hey, what the fuck his girl do for a living?
She is not slowing down.
No, I didn't even get there in my brain, Parks.
I'm telling you, my witness testimony is, damn, his girl got it.
She is blowing, she's BM it. She is blowing, she's
BMS. She's
blowing money fast.
Not just one girl, multiple
girls. Here.
Her rain
is quick.
Then I'm noticing, oh
shit. Ice starting to look
a little stressed out in the corner. Well, no.
Ice is having a blast. I'm chilling.
Ice girl got good taste in girls.
She keep bringing over all these girls that I might even want to tit.
But I fight the feeling.
But that don't matter.
Because now I'm at an uncomfortable crossroads in my head.
Right?
Which is the thought that you never want to think. Don't hit me. Respectfully. I'm going an uncomfortable crossroads in my head, right? Which is the thought that you never want to think.
Don't hit me.
Respectfully.
I'm going to say it.
Yo.
If we wanted to, me and my man wife will flip this whole course.
Don't you hate when that happens?
I've never had that happen. Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'll fuck it.
Today is the day.
We'll screw it up today.
Don't do that.
Don't play with me.
I don't want no beef.
And Parks, you shut up too.
You are a liar.
I'm not lying.
Rebel turns the shit out too.
I've had that thought with you and your wife. We've been in Starlets. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Rebel turned some shit out too. I've had that thought with you and your wife.
We've been in Starlets.
I'm watching Park.
Yo, we can flip this whole club upside down right now.
But I ain't falling for it.
I just stayed on the wall.
I threw a couple of goals.
You had your bag.
You had some singles?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That wasn't good.
Your bag was pretty.
I know you had some singles and you kept them.
Huh?
I kept some.
You know, I went home with some.
Don't play.
I did.
I got to recycle mine.
Anyway, I spent a lot of money in the strip club.
I totally understand his issue.
His dilemma is beef right now.
I'm cool.
But that's nice to have a romantic night, get it back going.
You know what I mean?
No, that's dope.
Literally, all jokes aside, for everybody here,
that when you could take your girl to the strip club and enjoy your night,
a lot of people can't do that shit, fam.
No, that's a fact.
Yeah.
A lot of people can't do that.
That's dope.
We had a little date night Friday.
We did not end up at the strip club.
We should have, man, in hindsight.
In hindsight.
We were out to the bar until 4 a.m. anyway.
Well, what bistro did you go to? We went to a lot of little
local Astoria bars.
Hit the streets. Nice little date night.
Astoria is dope.
The bar hop is a nice little date on the low.
That was our plan.
The bar hop. After we left dinner, we was
going to do the bar hop. I wish we'd have did the
bar hop.
You'd have came home with some gold bars.
I looked Sunday on the light.
Oh, shit.
Yo, man, wake up.
What you do?
Oh, wait.
Then this creep ass nigga, hold up, man.
I forgot about you.
Then he going to look to the side and tap me while I'm already thinking, yo, man, this
nigga's girl got good taste. He going to tap me and hand me this I'm already thinking, yo, man, this nigga's girl got good
taste.
He's going to tap me and hand me this little shit right here.
What is that?
In the club.
Look what he's giving me in the club.
You're lying.
The niggas came and they was like, yo, what you talking about?
You niggas.
Yo, you gave me a little pink horsepower.
Pink horsepower.
In case I need to, you know what I mean?
Shout to Kim.
Shout to Kim.
Now, this is the third.
It's a liquid?
This is the third bottle of this I've gotten.
So either they really big on Cam's product,
or they really think my dick is trash in the streets.
It's one or the other.
I haven't figured it out.
But shout out to Cam.
I hear this thing works wonders.
If you need it.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, you used it?
You did?
I drink the shit in the club.
I don't want to.
I want you to drink the whole shit.
Yes.
I said, oh, no.
Put that shit right in the fucking pineapple vodka?
No.
Would you be fucking with you?
You had your shirt off?
Wait, no.
In the club?
All jokes aside, I promise we got a music talk coming
Somebody's album came out
And we gotta
Unpack
This dumb whore in the club
I didn't know how long it'd take
So I was like
I want it when we get a house
Do you be fucking with your shirt off
You caught the Charlie horse in the club
Did you have your shirt off
On the pink horse power shit I ain't have shirt off on the pink horse power shit?
I ain't have nothing on
on the pink horse power shit, bro.
Tom, I got home.
It's go time, fam.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Cam.
Shout out to Cam, yo.
These niggas.
Cam is a hustler, B.
How you just gonna be a rapper
you jump off into the
dick liquid business? You gotta respect that, B. How you just going to be a rapper? You jump off into the dick liquid business.
You got to respect that, yo.
I ain't lying.
Meek put out some furniture.
Round of applause, fam.
For real?
Yeah.
It's nice, too.
Yeah?
Looks nice to me.
Interesting.
Hey, yo, I want to laugh so bad.
Shout to Meek.
Fam, that sounds funny.
Meek Mill put out some furniture.
It sounds funny.
You say whatever you want.
That sounds funny.
What's the name of it?
Meek, Nick.
It's Meek, Meek, Meek Sofas.
He's really selling furniture?
Yeah, look at his face, too.
All right, let's see what's right.
No, no, no.
I didn't know that.
I'm taking over from here.
Don't worry about it. Joe's taking over from here. Don't worry about it.
Joe's taking over from here.
Lizzo.
No, wait.
We're not just going to skate past that.
I want to see the meat couch.
I really need to see the meat couch.
That is funny, fam.
Screen man ain't pulled shit on me.
He ain't tried to pull nothing on me.
And I wonder why.
Yo, huh, man?
Take your cam.
I took mine already.
What you fucking giving my son away for?
I took mine already.
I might have a little slumpy day one day and be like, let me see what's going on.
So shout out to Cam.
Put this back in my bag.
Then go to Meek out.
Yeah, Meek put out, he has a furniture line.
That's dope.
And it's like, it looks like a high class type of thing.
Higher end living type of thing.
Oh, no, they lying.
All right.
I don't know.
Y'all look it up.
We'll get the name of it later.
We'll come back.
But I like all the artists that are venturing out into these different things.
And while we're on that, he put out a snippet that sounds incredible.
Meek did.
Yeah, Meek did. Snippets are back. But it does sound really good. that sounds incredible. Meek did. Yeah, Meek did.
Snippets are back.
But it does sound really good.
I can't wait to hear it.
Yeah, I like that.
Why do you think that's funny?
It just sounds crazy.
That's amazing.
Yo, listen.
I'm not knocking his.
I had the same thought.
No, it's amazing that young black men are starting to venture off into other shit and not limited themselves, of course.
But it sounds funny.
Yeah.
That you buying a love seat from the nigga that's been talking about flipping birds.
That's funny, fam.
You can say whatever you want.
You can say that as a whole, fam.
No, it's a joke.
Jay-Z's 50-something years old.
Got you.
Keep going.
No, that was it.
I don't have any more. I'm not expounding on my argument. Liz you. Keep going. No, that was it. I don't have any more. I'm not expounding
on my argument. Lizzo.
Lizzo.
You starting with Lizzo? I guess.
Nothing else happened. Nothing happened. There's no music.
I don't care. I don't care. I told you I got
topics blocked. I got topics blocked.
I'm here for my man's wedding this week.
My man's nephew.
My man's
strip club experience.
I'm here for y'all.
I'm here for y'all this week.
My man's baller wife.
And I don't even know if this is the right podcast to comment on anything, Lizzo.
But we will.
But before we do that.
Does that sound right? Cause every time I drop, I make a million that week I'm in the air, come on, truck, she don't know if it's a car or a Jeep But she ain't really trippin' by the car, she know it, she with me
Cause she get deep, she get deeper and deeper
That shit y'all talkin', gettin' cheaper and cheaper
I'm tired of hearin' about y'all headaches and those points y'all missin'
Cause I got mansions right in the corner from each other
And I don't even see em, I gotta check em on camera just to make sure they good
And that nigga had the nerve to tell me that I'm bein' in the hood
Even if I did, I wouldn't be with it
I start getting used to being on islands with like 23 bitches
Through the all sleep
Cause every time I drop, I make a million ass week
I'm in the ass of my truck, she don't know if it's a car or a Jeep
But she ain't really trippin' by the cause she know she with me
She get deep
That shit is nice
Yeah
I like him over that type of beat
Me too
I like him talking that shit
I like him talking that type of beat Me too I like him talking that shit I like him
I like him talking that shit
Sounds really good
He's trying to sneak on my list
Of albums that I'm waiting for
Right now
There's nobody but GOATS
On that list right now
I'm waiting on the Puff album
In September
I'm waiting on Usher shit
I'm really disappointed
I had to make it to Vegas
For Usher
He's done?
He's done for now.
He's done until like December.
Oh, okay.
He's back for Christmas, New Year, making a run.
That might be a better time to go anyway.
I was about to say, I might have to slide out.
I'm deaf.
I definitely think I'm going to bring-
When it's cold out here, go where it's warm.
I might have to slide out there for that.
Every clip I've seen has been ridiculous.
I might give you a little Christmas tune around that time.
I don't want to hear that.
I don't want to hear the. I don't want to hear
the Usher Christmas tune.
Yeah, just run through the hits.
Well, yeah,
he brought Puff out
the other night.
He played an unreleased
hit boy record
the other night.
The shiny, shimmery outfits.
Like, I wanted to go
see Usher in Vegas.
I'm not even a concert dude,
but that was the one.
You didn't go-ish
while you was out there?
It's over.
It was over.
Oh, okay.
Trust me, I checked. The 15th
of August was the last show, I want to say.
Okay. Until the
winter. Yeah, until the winter.
So here I go, right?
I checked the dates.
I thought it would be a show, Usher show, around my
birthday, but it wasn't. It was like the
15th was the last show. I think that's a Saturday.
I'm off the head right now. It's my baby weekend.
I go to pick my baby up on the Wednesday.
I'm like, hey, I was thinking about heading out to that Usher concert.
I'm going to insert this.
It's all right.
This weekend.
She said, this weekend?
Your baby weekend?
Yeah.
It's the last show.
I mean, no. It didn't fly. No, it's the last show I mean nah
it didn't fly
we didn't get to that level
in co-parenting yet
no sir
yeah
no alternating
yeah
yeah
so I just missed that one
such is life
but New Year's Eve
can't wait
I would love to go
and again
the Her Festival in October
I'm there also
fly and that's the other thing like even if i would have caught the usher show like really dog
you're gonna be the dude there by yourself singing nice and slow to the top of your lungs you need a
date now you spelling out fucking usher's name alone. You stupid. Your name, your name, a whole different.
You this.
They call me.
Yeah, you me.
They call me.
Nigga, ain't you?
You watching him.
You S.
H-E.
Oh, no, I can't do that, man.
Need a date.
That's a date show.
Yeah, but see, that's where you get tricky now.
You go with a date.
For love.
She loves you now.
Yeah.
I know that men don't normally care about that stuff, but.
No, you got to care.
Yeah, you have to care.
You got to care.
Yeah, he get in there and start doing nothing,
start doing some of them songs,
she going to get to know me.
Intimately?
Yeah, no, I have.
I mean, on a plethora of topics.
On a plethora of topics.
Have I told her I feel about my ex?
Because I'm sure I was cool about it.
What happened when Moving Mountains come on?
Y'all ever heard that song?
Hold up.
Probably not.
Y'all probably never heard that song.
He letting it go.
Stupid, yo.
If you've ever heard this song, it's a point in a verse.
Oh.
It's like whatever I do.
Oh!
it's a point in a version I'm going to get it all off my chest right now
He started out with the good times
It's getting bad
Y'all Google it
Y'all have to understand
But anyway
That
What else?
For him?
A lot of them
Oh yeah
What you doing bad girl? Come on And now. You got a long night. What you doing, bad girl?
Come on.
And now you just got to look at the girl you came with.
All other bad girls looking at you.
They singing to you.
What you know about her?
You got the stripper performing when he's doing records?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
What you going to do?
It's tough.
I'm going.
See, I would have went if I had cooler guy friends.
But all of y'all are the worst.
Next year, I'm not talking to any of y'all.
All right, don't say it.
Hey, yo, fam.
I don't want to be standing next to you in nice and slow.
Come on, either, though.
I don't want to hear you.
Joe changed again.
Yo, Joe flipped out.
If he could do it, then he could do it.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
You get out there one of you.
Taking the fellas to ushers a little.
I don't want to be out
with you a nice
as well come on either though.
Wait till your wedding buddy.
I'm glad.
I'm going to learn you something.
If you think that's whack
I'm going to learn you something.
You just wait buddy.
Yeah y'all don't want
to do nothing
and I hate y'all for it.
Oh man.
Pam.
What?
I go on a little
double date to a usher show
with you.
I go on a double date
to a usher show.
I want to unpack right now why guy friend groups don't do shit. I go on a double date to an Usher show. I want to unpack right now
why guy friend groups don't do shit.
What is wrong with y'all?
That's not true, though.
I watched you blow 10 grand
the other night with your girl.
You went on a PJ from Vegas
to wherever the fuck you went.
I never even seen,
like, you got a picking grapes ceremony
after your wedding.
Like, you got some real white shit planned.
A picking grape.
Hey, we're going to go and pick apples
together.
We're going to make our own wine.
And the niggas can't drink
after party.
We can't do nothing together.
We can't take a guy's trip.
We can't go to Brazil.
No, nigga, all that involves fucking.
No, it does not. I'm not going to Brazil if I'm not fucking. I'm not go to Brazil. No, nigga, all that involves fucking. No, it does not.
I'm not going to Brazil if I'm not fucking.
I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not going to Brazil, but I'm just saying.
This nigga want to take his shirt off in Brazil.
Take the cam juice.
The cam juice.
I'm going to be out there with the cam juice.
Oh, man.
That's not true.
I would never want to see that picture again.
All right, come on. All right, come on. Why can't we talk about lizzo because i used to scare it
yeah i could talk all y'all want all right the conversation really isn't about lizzo this is
my real conversation let me open it up like and i'm not talking about cyber bullying i get it i'm
not talking about none of that but how many times do you get to cry into your phone?
Because I want to know.
And then I want to know how many times I've used up of mine.
Because I'm going to use this.
I'm doing it.
I'm not a fan of anybody doing that.
Me either.
Because it looks staged, right?
Even when Tyrese did it, I'm like, yo, you look like a fool.
Right?
Friend of the show, Tyrese.
That wasn't me.
No.
I'm just saying, like, it looks staged. Wait,
hold up.
We not just going,
Nah,
Tyrese is your man.
No,
but why he ain't yours?
I don't know.
Y'all ain't got no,
Nah,
I don't smoke with him.
Fam,
no,
I'm just,
bruh,
if he was in my,
maybe Sweet Lady was yours first.
Let's touch on this.
Fam,
I could be a friend of yours.
I could be your dude,
your homeboy
Your home
You know what I'm saying
Yeah
If you do some bullshit
Because we are friends
I should be able to call you
On your bullshit
That's true
If Joe does some bullshit
I should be able to say
Nah nigga
You did some bullshit
Right
So again
If Tyrese was my homeboy
I should be able to say
Yo
I'm gonna
First of all
I'm gonna murder you On the phone You my nigga I'm gonna able to say, yo, I'm going to, first of all, I'm going to murder you on the phone.
You my nigga, I'm going to tear your ass up.
But what I'm saying is I should be able to like, yo, dog, it looks disingenuine when you are walking, holding your phone in your face, getting the right angles as you're crying.
You look like I got to make sure y'all see this.
When you're really crying and you're really in your feelings, the last thing you want to be holding is a fucking phone.
Agreed.
Nigga, I want to be in a corner somewhere trying to get my mind right.
I don't want to be making sure I got the right angles.
Like, that looks disingenuous.
Let me ask you a question.
That's when the new generation says that we can't tell people how to grieve.
I agree.
Or how to.
Let me ask you a question-ish.
Let me ask you a question Ish
If you're
Not saying anyone is
But if you're
Searching for sympathy
And support
Whatever you want to call it
And you're crying
You probably want the phone
In your face right
Not me
I'm saying if someone
I want everybody to see this
Because I want them to feel sorry for me
Because those same people
That are making you feel
A certain type of way
Be the same people
That you want support from I'm calling my real friends those same people that are making you feel a certain type of way be the same people that you want support from?
I'm calling my real friends if I need support.
I don't give a fuck about the 7,000 million fans
that are online looking at me cry that are going to be in my comments.
Fuck them.
I'm going to my real family, my real friends when I need support.
I don't want the fans to give me support
because next week the same fans will be dissing the shit out your dumb ass.
Lizzo is not the first or last artist to cry in their phone at all this is
going to continue to happen indeed right but this is where i'm conflicted uh as someone that critiques
music and industry culture or whatever the fuck you want to say i do i was a little conflicted
when she began to cry because she's a beautiful woman and you never want to see a woman cry.
Indeed.
You start there.
And if that's your baseline, you're like, all right,
well, let me see what's going on here.
I know that she recently put out a song with Cardi B.
I know the song received a lot of flack.
When I saw her crying, I was so glad that we didn't mention that topic
because I had it written down on the last part talk about
this record and what i thought about it but when i saw how hard the criticism of the record was
hitting her it's like why bother like it's not that important right now the people that it is
the people that it should be important to the fans and the label that's where i would
urge you not to cry
on your phone. Because regardless
of what people think of that song,
good, bad, or indifferent, the label
job is to get that song
going. And I think it is
doing well. I think it's selling. Well,
Cardi came to her aid, came to her
defense, spoke up for her, posted some
stats that said the song is doing well.
But none of that what what's
real don't matter if what's being said is getting to you internally right but your label still has
to work this record so now the attention is on cyber bullying it's on you crying it's on the
negative aspect of the record it's making people's jobs a little harder like why is cardi a megastar
having to tweet like and you know and this way it's fucked up because cardi right comes from
the same shit yo y'all talking a lot of shit online it's getting to me but i'm myself online
so i'm gonna tell y'all smd smd i'm trying not to say we're trying to have a nice clean podcast
but cardi get on on the socials and say SMD, right?
And my thing is, if you stand on SMD,
then you on SMD for the criticism when it comes.
Lizzo has been on body liberation.
I'm me, free expression.
I'm at the Lakers game like this.
When you on that hill, you got to be prepared for what's coming with it that's the hill
and I don't want to sound like an ignorant man
no I don't want to sound insensitive
this is why I don't want to say nothing about her
but we not really talking about her
we just talking about how to deal with
see as niggas is dealing with it
this is not just gender specific
like if you're an artist in the new era
today you have to deal with what is being said to you like if you're an artist in the new era today you have to
deal with what is being said to you even if it's from a small pond and how it makes you feel i tell
story all the time stack bundles used to want to kill the niggas allhiphop.com so.com he used to
want to jump through the screen with a weapon i would be laughing yo dog relax this that's the
social media culture is one that people had to get with.
People had to understand.
You didn't just learn it.
So it's a broader conversation than just Lizzo and how she feels about the backlash from her song is what I'm saying.
I agree with you.
I'm saying in general, though, it's kind of like what I tell y'all when I say I don't read the comments.
Just because you know everybody's not gonna like you period and if if you can understand that
then the negativity i'm speaking for me may not really affect you as much like i agree y'all all
not gonna like me so what i'm still here i'm doing my job here so now um some people are not built for that
apparently i'm super big on the gig is the gig right right when you sign up for this anything
public no because it's not just music because we bask in the praise right so if you're basking in
the praise you also got to know some condemnation is coming. Of course. Right? So, just my opinion.
Yeah, but these...
It's not regarding her either.
I'm just talking about
I never wanted to be
in the entertainment industry
because it's fickle.
Uh-huh.
Right?
I punch one of these niggas
in they face.
Yes.
Like the fake shit.
Yo, you keep keying with me
and then you dissing me
and all.
I can't.
I don't rock like that.
Right?
So,
but once you into the arena
Once you start dancing
My nigga
You gonna trip sometimes
Right
So you gotta deal with that
It's part of like
You gotta deal with it
It comes with the territory
So if you gonna take the good
You gotta take the bad
Particularly
It's literally the gig
Particularly if you're very successful
There's gonna be even more people
Saying you're mean or shit to you
Yes
I think a lot of this
goes back to,
I mean,
I see the way
they're conditioning kids
now today.
You can be whatever you want.
Everybody's going to love you
and support you
and that is wrong.
Yeah,
that's a great point,
Ice.
That is.
And that is wrong.
The world hates you
for the most part.
And you wait,
you let them wait until,
they don't give a fuck about you.
Okay. Yeah, like they don't give a fuck. You're not as special as you wait you let them wait hey they don't give a fuck about you okay yeah like they don't give a fuck you're not as special as you think you are as we're like flat out they don't
care and if you let them wait until they're adults to realize that this is what you get you get people
that can't take these criticisms you get people breaking down because oh my god this person who i don't know who they are said they don't like me oh my god what do i do like no fam fuck them fuck right i said all the
time every time these rappers get mad when i don't like your music i'm like dude you are rich
with millions of fans i'm not in your lane i stock sneakers why the fuck do you care what i think and nobody answers that i've asked
them themselves no we answered all the time no i'm talking about i've asked i've asked the rappers
themselves like yo why do you care what a sneaker stocker think when all these publications hold you
up you win these awards everybody everybody say you the shit and you rich as hell why does my
opinion even register on your radar you shouldn't
care yeah i'll just block you well there are certain people that go out of their way to say
the most fucking hurtful shit in the planet they care yeah they care no when you some people are
just ignorant with it though yeah some people go yeah like if you just say y'all don't like your
shit all right cool right right yeah but every three days you just out here pushing that shit
i don't like your shit I don't like your shit
I don't like your shit
Now other people
Are catching wind of it
It's getting retweeted
I can see how
It'll be a little
Again
These are people's art
Like this is somebody's art
Right
That they're trying to put out
To the world
They feel
They bust their ass in the studio
They whatever whatever whatever
To give it to the people
And you just have somebody
Constantly critiquing it
Your opinion is your opinion But you don't gotta run with it And keep on going I do also I would say this too whatever, whatever, whatever to give it to the people and you just have somebody constantly critiquing it.
Your opinion is your opinion but you don't gotta run with it.
I do also,
I would say this too.
I think that when you react
and cry,
it's about to be worse, bro.
It's about to be worse.
Some of these motherfuckers are mean.
They are mean, yo.
They're gonna get meaner.
They are mean, bro.
I've been saying since,
and Joe always hated this rule.
I've been saying the number one rule of social media is don't react.
The second you show them a reaction, you opening the floodgates.
Now people that don't even mean this shit is going to say it.
Easier said than done.
Again, some people don't have that in them.
And that's what I said.
Some people are not, they're not built.
I remember when Twitter first came around and I was hearing people explain,
like managers and publicists
explain to their clients
why they need to get on Twitter.
And you know what they would tell them?
Yo, it lets you interact with your fans.
But you're not telling them the other side.
Right.
And that was mistake one.
So niggas is like,
oh, all right, I'll get on here.
I get to interact with everybody that like me, all my fans.
Whoa.
You also got to interact with people that don't like you.
Or not even interact, but I got to see them.
Right.
Before they never saw that.
You got to think about it.
Artists never saw the masses that don't like them.
Right.
Because they don't come to the shows.
They're not coming to your shows.
They didn't have any outlets and any magazines and all.
You might get one critic here or there,
but you're not seeing
multitudes of people say,
I don't like this.
I think it was different.
I don't like this.
I think it was different.
I think today,
right?
Back in the day,
you had artists
that liked,
I mean, you had people that liked you
and didn't like you.
But you didn't know
Today is different, yo.
You did not know it.
Because these niggas don't like you
and they find it their business
to torment you. It's different. Yo, if I don't like you and they find it their business to torment you.
It's different.
It's, yo, if I don't like you,
I'm not listening to your shit.
I'm not supporting nothing you're doing.
Right.
Cool.
Right.
Right?
Right.
Ish.
Today, these niggas get a kick
out of tormenting somebody.
But you know what?
The second you show them that it get to you,
all you're saying is keep doing it, please.
Look at artists.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's some nutso shit.
But listen.
I'm not going to put that off on the artists.
I'm not going to put that off on the artists that they can't be emotional or sensitive
about they shit.
I'm asking you a question real quick.
Look at artists like J. Cole.
J. Cole has been getting, there's been, yo, his music is boring.
Fuck J. Cole.
I'm friends with Joe Button.
Yeah, but you can't use Joe.
I was just sitting back to
enjoy the convo.
Watch this. I remember
10, 15 years ago when Trey was small
and they used to be like, yo, da, da, da, da,. Sam, I've had niggas say this about my daughter on social media.
I believe you.
You're right.
Fake pages.
You know why we're going to look at it differently?
I'm sitting here.
Hold on, hold on.
I see these things and I say, you know what?
You just want a reaction.
See, my thing is this.
Hold on, real quick, real quick.
And it's easy for you to say because you are on the other side of that sometimes.
Let me just say this.
Let me just say this.
My belief in any of this
social media is being in control of yourself now if i know for a fact the only thing you want out
of me is a reaction all that means is don't give it to you that's it because the second i give you
the reaction i lost so even if you do get to me I might put the phone down and say whatever whatever whatever
I'm never gonna let you see that you got to me I'm gonna agree now other people can't do that
but what happened let me finish real quick what happens is they see they don't get to you
damn I can't get this one it gets boring they move on to the next one. Not everybody. Listen, we're going to take a quick commercial break
and be back with the best Teen Summit episode you've ever seen.
That's a great combo.
No, again.
You're too serious.
It's a great combo.
No, it's not that y'all are too serious.
It's a great combo, but there's no way for y'all to get finality in it.
No, I'm going to give them a little bit of...
I think your stance is that because, again, you've won.
You've been on the other side.
You've been the critic, right?
And then you just showed me some shit last week with some fan that literally, dog, they don't stop.
That person does not stop.
So you can't say, yo, they'll go away because everybody don't go away.
And, again, I think we are in a society today with computers and shit that is different
because you can stand behind your computer and be an internet bully, right? away and again i think we are in a society today with computers and shit that is different because
you can stand behind your computer and be an internet bully right you could talk about people's
clothes their kids their parents their whatever they think you'll never see them because you
won't most likely you're not gonna see them you you unless they make themselves available like
you you're not gonna see you can you can with the right you can see you can see people if you want
to see them i'll put it that way.
I guess.
I'm telling you this.
But again, I got a little deviated from what my point was, but I just think it's cowardly.
I just think that-
Oh, it is.
Even dog.
No question.
Patreon, you got to pay.
Right.
You got to pay.
People are paying to get on Patreon to critique some shit.
You are a fucking nutcase loser. Or I'm paying my money and I'm going to critique some shit you are a fucking nutcase loser or i'm paying my money or
i was just getting ready to say or i pay and i got a right to say this this is how i'm gonna spend
my time critiquing things you can critique right because constructive criticism is dope right like
y'all i think y'all lost your way on that particular topic yo i think you shouldn't do this i think you
shouldn't do that that's cool when you get up there to specifically be mean every single fucking episode on youtube there are people that
every single episode got something to say on instagram every post see but this is my crazy
to me and it's crazy to me that that's crazy to you that's kind of my problem yo we have to share
the world with mean people we have to share the world with mean people.
We have to share the world with people that think different,
the idiots, the assholes, the uninformed, the ignorant.
We got to share.
The emotionally distressed.
This is how they're getting their shit on.
So this is my thing.
That's your release.
And not to play devil's advocate because that's not what I'm here to do.
But when some people see the crying we don't respond not we but they don't respond so empathetically to that i agree the world is not
just y'all's is right sensitive people like so for them to be able to behave like oh my god i
don't understand it i get it because mental health is important.
But at what point do we recognize that we do have to share the world with people that aren't so like minded?
And what do we do to combat that?
Not combat it as in resist it.
We have to coexist.
What do we do to serve ourselves so that we don't put ourselves in a position?
Yes.
That we're crying at the words of a fucking stranger who don't
know lizzo never met lizzo don't know where a heart head mind soul spirit is that's what i'm
saying hopefully that that got out right no that's great all right good that was good and i agree
with that like me i just feel like yo you're fucking strangers i don't say whatever but again
everybody's not the same and i understand that whatever. But again, everybody's not the same. And I understand that.
Yep.
That's just it.
Everybody's not the same.
Love and prayers to Lizzo.
Of course.
Never want to see anybody crying in her phone.
Not at all.
She cries a lot in her phone, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just.
Can't.
You can't knock nobody on how they release
but that shit
I ain't
I cry a lot too
I mean I just don't record it
cause I'm left handed
so
that angle is never like
I tried one time
fam
no I tried
I ain't trying to be funny
why
um
the last time I did this
was the re-release
of Purple Rain
in the theaters.
Prince.
I went with my mom.
Nigga, fucking, she started crying.
What you want me to have now?
We get out my phone.
We get out my phone.
Hold up.
Hold up, man.
Hold up.
Hold up, bro.
That's what Parks just said is my point.
But it's my point, too.
I don't normally think like that.
But in that moment, for me, I know how much Prince means to my mom.
I know how much by just
handing it down to me means to me.
I'm crying in the theater with my mom on the
re-release like it was a moment, so I
wanted to tape it. But then when I looked at it,
I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
Just enjoy the moment.
You don't have to do it, so I erased it.
And I didn't do that. And you have some people
who are the exact opposite of that.
I got to show everybody that the moment, the moment.
Like, I go on vacation.
And that's the problem.
I'm trying to not be so exposed, accessible.
I'm trying to not overshare too much in the new year.
Not even overshare, but share.
Yeah, but share. I just be sharing.
When you think the world is like a nice
place and people are nice
and people are cool,
you just get to talking
and vibing
and
nigga, no.
You giving them the ammo. I told Shorty when we
went out Saturday, I said
because she's one.
She said, yo, I got to switch this money from the savings if you're going to keep.
She's one that loves to, you know, she loves to do the Instagram thing.
And I said, look, before we even left the house, I said, check this out.
I'm never going to tell you what to do and not do on your socials.
I said, he's got one thing, though.
Don't post nothing where we are until after we left.
So you told her what her to do all right
she's like okay i get it i was like that's it like you can rock out but whatever you do post
it after we leave so when we leave this spot and go to the next one then you can post that whatever
yeah you never answered my question in the car that i saw online uh you didn't either
yes i could whoop yes i could whoop a chimpanzee's ass.
How many eight-year-olds
do you think it takes to take you?
Ten.
Ten is your answer?
Yeah.
I had 20.
But they got all big ones.
Ice is at 20.
And Ish wouldn't even dignify my silliness.
Ish wouldn't even.
He laughed.
He scoffed at me.
No?
You still not going to answer?
Infinity, he's saying.
He said they can't take him.
Joe, you talking.
Shut up, man.
Eight-year-old children trying to really fight you.
Yes, by numbers.
Yeah, but if it's enough of them
Yeah
It'd be that one strong
Eight year old too
You know what I'm saying
Mad strong
Strong eight year olds
Alright so you're not gonna answer
We got a pot to do
I know
I don't think there's a number
Hundreds
Yeah
Hundreds
20 of these little
Fucking
Popeye's chicken
Eight year olds
This nigga just told me this nigga just told me
how many you said?
I said 20
but the baboon
but the chimpanzee
won't be your ass
Bubbles
Bubbles
we're not gonna get back into that
but yes
I want Bubbles' ass
this nigga's just crazy
how many Joe?
what's your answer?
cause you ask these questions
I respect the 8 year olds
and just my luck
I'll be done got the nigga
that's on steroids
that last
that last floor
18 year old nigga
I fought
I thought he was
Aaron Donald
I was shocked
as shit
when I found out
he was a young boy
that's when I put
my jersey in air
I was like oh alright
that's how they're
making them
18 year olds now
I'm cool
but to answer your question
8 year olds
8 year olds
do I have a weapon
no
am I wearing
sneakers or Uggs?
Sneakers.
Knowing you, you flatfoot, barefoot.
Did I drive or am I on my scooter?
And they want your scooter.
Oh, yeah, no.
Oh, yeah, good, good.
So I'm on my scooter?
Yeah.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 45, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46, 49, 42, 46 At least 27.
10 of them little 8-year-olds going to whoop Joe's ass.
No, they're going to have to call
for their backup cousins.
They're going to have to call
their little 11-year-old help.
They got to get the 14.
The first thing I'm doing
is grabbing one 18-year-old
and using him as a weapon
against all the other
18-year-olds, rather.
I think Ish should just wave
some candy in front of her.
You know, Ish got some Twizzlers in his pocket.
Some Laffy Taffys.
Chill out, guys.
A Sour Patch Kid.
Niggas will blow his brains out over that Twizzler.
Yo probably got it on him, too.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
That's a shame.
I took a little stroll by the hood over the weekend.
What hood?
Jersey City. Where hood? Jersey City.
Where at in Jersey City?
All over.
Oh, you was out there.
You didn't take a stroll.
You took a drive.
Yeah, you didn't get out the car.
Slow.
You didn't get out the car?
Slow.
Doors locked.
Windows up.
Poor wall.
Tins.
Kanye.
Tins dark.
Drove slow, homie.
No, I hear you.
Daytime. So slow, homie. I know. I hear you. Daytime.
So slow, right, that I was.
Yeah, why are you stepping on my.
Because I know something about to be funny.
Go ahead, yo.
So slow.
Let's finish unpacking social media bullying.
No, no.
Come on.
You rode so slow, that.
So slow that I was too comfortable.
I was too comfortable.
It was Sunday afternoon, driver driving slow,
and I didn't think to speed him up
because I'm looking out the window, right?
I'm at that age where I'm reminiscing about the hood.
The hood don't look the same.
Like, there's new stores up.
Like, oh, shit, that laundry man still there?
Oh, shit, I used to wash.
Oh, look at that. I still there? Oh, shit, I used to wash. Oh, look at that.
I'm doing that now.
Yeah.
But as I'm doing it, I'm noticing I ain't seeing too many niggas out.
Yo, we just said that when we was on our way to the spot, remember?
We rolled through past the old hood, and we was like, yo,
this shit look a little different.
And he was like, we're about to lock some niggas up from around here.
I ain't see too many.
You know what I mean?
It's clean,
clear.
People walking into the grocery shopping.
Jogging.
Yeah,
power walking.
So at first,
I was like,
oh shit,
they really cleaned this up around here.
But then as I kept driving slow,
I was like,
nah,
I want to know where the street niggas are.
I will keep driving until I find them because I don't like this now. I want to know where the street niggas are I will keep driving
Until I find them
Cause I don't like this now
I want to see them
I'm on a hill
I'm going to all the places I got robbed at
Only joke
I'm pulling up
I'm pulling right up
Oh this is the corner
They try to shoot me off right
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm making noise
Nothing
Get to my man house I talk to him like frantic
yo man where the fuck is all the niggas where the niggas at where the niggas at like i'm out here
finally where they at when's albie coming home something
he starts explaining to me what's going on in the hood I won't get into it
because I'm just an American
broadcaster and that's not to be
broadcasted but it's similar to the
stories that I've heard going on
around Brooklyn
anywhere where the gangs
have the sub genres
of gangs where
they only even worried
about the other gangs
like they probably wouldn't even pay my old ass no mind if they saw me because that ain't what
time it is right now and i was blown away by that they was telling me that i'm damn near too old for them to shoot. Amen. They killing kids.
Children.
And only children that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And he said, yeah, they not out right now.
He said, if you walk around the corner to the park, I said, no.
Wait, what?
I'm in here.
I'm not going over there.
Listen, I didn't go to that park when I lived by that park.
Why would I go there now?
I'm cool.
I'm just saying that's what's going on.
It's like, okay, let me just go to Dairy Queen and leave.
And that's what I did.
Reasonable.
Got out of here.
Play it safe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was daytime?
What time was it?
Yeah, yeah, early.
Early.
Sun was shining. Sun was out. Yeah. It was daytime? What time was it? Yeah, yeah, early. Early. Sun shining.
Sun was out gleaming.
Give me a time.
It's like 1, 2 o'clock.
Maybe 1 o'clock.
Man, niggas done broke night.
Ain't nobody outside at 1 o'clock.
That's what I said.
Yeah.
I thought you was right. What time you want me to go?
8.39 o'clock.
About 7.30.
About 7.
About 7.
Nah, it's dinner time.
No, no, no.
You the dinner.
You know what you do?
You come around there and you go to the bodega.
No, no, no.
I got different hoodies.
Different hoodies.
Not pinkies.
When you leave the spot, instead of going straight home,
then go swing through there.
Then you'll see them.
Follow that.
Oh, you want to see them?
You said you wanted to
see the niggas. I'm sure they
like to see you too. I want to see them
when the sun is shining. Bring that truck about
seven. They want to get in the content
game? Yeah.
They got some content. Your content.
What's in your pockets, nigga?
Hey, come on, little street niggas. Let's get some content, man.
Let's go over here and see what's good with these niggas.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what Vlad did to get on.
Hey, I read a story yesterday in the paper.
Y'all got to be careful in this content game.
It's not for everybody.
Train conductor took his girl to work.
Stupid.
For content?
No.
I don't know.
Well, yeah.
He took his girl to work. Okay. Come on, Bunky, Boosky. I don't know. Well, yeah. He took his girl to work.
Okay.
Come on, Bunky.
Boosky.
Stink, stink.
Yeah, come on, stink.
Let me show you how I handle this.
Actually, you know what?
You handle it a little bit.
Let his girl drive the train.
And put it on social media.
Hey, if that wasn't enough, his girl tapes herself driving the train.
Oh, no.
Choo-choo. Chica-chica-chica-chica. Oh, no. Choo-choo.
Chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka.
Yo, no, wait.
Hey, they so stupid.
And this is like,
he made like,
he made six figures,
like $117,000 a year.
Something like that.
Great job.
A job great enough
you would think that
you wouldn't play around with it.
You would honor it.
She on Snapchat
telling the MTA
what they did wrong.
Yo, the markers where you're supposed to hit the brake,
they're not visible enough.
She adding them.
Yo.
She's adding them?
Hey, wait.
Somebody else, hey, one of dude's coworkers
follows him on the gram.
Man, they seen that story.
Ran that right up to the supervisor.
I'm sure. Supervisor
said, hey, yo, Duke.
Yeah, you Duke at that point. You Duke.
Sit down. It's over for you.
No, no, no. You ain't got to sit down. Damn, you can't even let your girl
drive the train no more.
No, nigga. No more. You could do that back
in the day, huh? Yeah, you used to be able to smoke
on an airplane, too. Mm-hmm.
Try it now. Mm-hmm. I don't know smoke an airplane, too. Ashtrays and everything. Try it now.
I don't know about the train, though.
Yeah.
Let your girl drive the train.
A little bit of training went into that, my nigga.
That is a...
Yo, dog.
And that's how addicted people are to fucking social media, bro.
The news is tough to watch.
This is how you know when it's beef
that probably shouldn't even be on the news.
The news reporters don't even know
how to present this to you.
It ain't the normal story of
yo, this dude got robbed in the Bronx.
Shot him, took his wallet and bounced.
Yo, now the news reporters
is like, yo,
there's no footage or evidence but 50 shells just dropped from around the corner.
Police are still somehow there putting the plastic cups over the shells.
The news, hey, we think this is gang.
You don't say.
You don't say.
Hey, come on, bro.
What the fuck else?
What genius police work this took? Stupid. Hey, I'll tell you what, it on, bro. What the fuck y'all doing? What genius police work this took?
Stupid.
Hey, I'll tell you what, it wasn't me.
I don't have that thought.
Shout out to the gang.
Stupid.
Shout out to the gang.
Them niggas was coming out in the daytime.
See, y'all talking about what time was it.
No, I'm telling you at one o'clock, niggas are still asleep.
I'm saying even if they-
It didn't matter, Cause I was in the backyard
In the garage
Under the car
I'm just telling you
What time
If you really wanted to see
If you wanted to see
The niggas
I wish I
Alright
They would've been
Available for you
No no no
I'm not available
I'm not available
And I just would've called you
To come hold me down
Right
You'd have came fast
I was away
Wham I was away.
I was away.
Wouldn't have flew back.
That's crazy.
Would have just let me just air it out.
You'd have been gone by then.
You'd have world starred, huh?
No, no, no. Now, what if I held him off for nine hours?
What if that was an option?
You're still not even going to try to.
I thought it was delayed, my G.
My G.
I hate being somebody's G.
That's normally when it's bad.
Tory Lanez versus Cassidy.
Audience, this is another one that I tried to skip.
We tried hard.
This whole doing two pods a week shit is tough to skip a topic.
Yeah.
Especially when they won't stop.
They started responding to each other, and now here I am.
I got to address it.
I don't care.
That's my address.
Y'all can't force me to listen to this.
I'm not listening.
Cassidy dissed Tory.
I thought it wasn't the best.
Tory responded, I thought it was pretty hard.
Then Cassidy responded and said, you fell for the mousetrap
and proceeded to sound like the Cassidy that
I know him to be.
And that's where the beef lies.
I'm not sure if Tory responds to that.
Good beats on the last
two disses. Like, I don't have anything
for you here because
diss tracks don't really get me up anymore.
I'm changed, man.
It would depend on who the dissers are.
The likes of Cassidy and Tory Lanez is not getting me to fucking put my phone to the
ear in the club.
And I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm just, I be 41, man.
Yo, and I want to talk to y'all about, listen, I don't know what it is like the few weeks
before your birthday where you just start really looking around and reflecting
wanting to clear shit out.
That's where I am, man.
I'm three weeks, two weeks away.
I don't know if I can listen to Cassidy and Tory Lanez
beefing my phone at 41.
I can't.
Yeah, I'm all set.
I wanted to ask y'all
what y'all took away from this year.
That's what I do before a birthday.
My birthday's in August,
so that leaves about, fuck, that's eight months in or whatever. like my birthday is in August so that leaves about fuck ass 8 months
in or whatever I'm not counting
yeah 8
you say the year you mean 2021
yeah 2021
what is the year done for you
what have you learned what event made you learn it
what situation made you learn it
like what did this year
make you have to face
what did you realize learn have an epiphany did your plan building did this year make you have to face what did you realize learn have an epiphany
uh did your plan building progress this year did it regress like at eight months um at eight months
you should have some type of gauge as to i mean we first we uh are far enough along in the year
and that's what i do around my birthday so for me this has been a year of distance and floor
spacing creating space on the floor okay clarity the universe said that no matter what my plan was
and no matter how close to alignment it may have appeared, she keeps a trick or two.
You ain't in control.
She keeps a trick or two.
It could be at the last second of the shot clock.
It could be that one percentile of a situation that you just didn't bank on.
What else did the year do for me, man?
The year just gave me a lot about people, including myself,
but people and how you have to interact with them at this level,
at this stage, at this juncture.
Now it's different.
It's different.
And I think I was sleeping.
I think I was sleeping.
But that's always been my problem.
Let me just get this out of the way.
But that's always been my problem, sleeping.
And I even had to learn that the hard way at the top of the decade been my problem let me just get this out yeah but that's always been my problem sleeping like and i
even had to learn that the hard way at the top of the decade when it was on some oh free love you
take souls as they are you take people at their word and their value and blah blah blah and then
the universe started kicking my ass and then i had to face myself and be like damn am i like i had people that loved me telling me yo you should stop doing
that like pitting me against my beliefs yo you should stop loving everybody hey everybody don't
mean the best for you everybody's not in your corner everybody is everybody like damn back to
that whole shit i went on in the beginning that diatribe is because i learned it like saying hey
there's mean people in the world like whoever those people are that you wouldn't think would do that,
they would do it.
And no matter how tight knit you think your oval might be,
it's penetrable.
That's a word, right?
That's the word I meant to use.
It's penetrable.
That's what this year did for me.
So distance, spacing, I'm not done yet.
Like it's a job for the year it's not a come and go fly by night type of it's not something you could overnight fix and
work through it takes the year so that's what the year is and if your planning is right right about
now you should be in 2022 if it's any similar to mine.
We shouldn't be playing for October right now.
No.
Thanksgiving.
No?
Did I go on too much of a rant?
Is everybody down?
No, no, no.
No, you're good.
No, you're good.
God damn it.
I'm letting you.
I know, I'm done.
I asked y'all.
I was giving y'all time to think.
I was giving y'all time to think.
I can tell you.
Give it to me.
No more strip club with your girl.
What else?
Oh, no, no.
This year really taught me
about getting out of my comfort zone. Like, and that being in my comfort zone it to me no more strip club with your girl what else oh no no this year really taught me about
getting out of my comfort zone like and and that being in my comfort zone kind of turned into being
in my own way normally what it is expound it's just the pandemic with with well that was last
year but it carried into this year still here still here and it just basically pushed me outside of my norm
like i had i was very work this hour to this hour do this do that do this do that and i kind of
was very uh complacent and i had a plan you know here we'll do this and we'll do this we'll do this
and we'll do this and then shit started changing left we'll do this and we'll do this. And then shit started changing left and right fast. Like in the blink of an eye, oh shit.
Now, you know, this is fucking up and this is happening.
This is happening.
And then, you know, even the podcast, like I know I wasn't comfortable doing this shit at first.
For years, yeah.
I know.
So just stepping outside of what I deem to be my normal, my comfort zone,
actually showed that, hey, all you have to do is take the step.
Things can get a little bit better.
Give Ice some applause.
Let me hear the round of applause for Ice, man.
Thank you, sir.
Let me hear the drop too, folks.
But what Ice is saying is what separates the great Spades players from just the niggas that's throwing cards around, right?
Like, we all got a plan.
We all go in with a plan.
I got four in the pot.
What you got?
It ain't till you see somebody cutting your diamonds from the neck.
Nigga.
Oh, shit, I counted two in that suit.
Nigga, maybe three of those.
I got to think on the fly.
How am I making this?
I relate everything to cars, but it just makes so much sense.
It makes so much sense.
You got to be able to.
This year has been a year full of that for me.
And I think I put on a master class in how to adjust,
because I'm one of the best spade players y'all will ever meet.
But, boy, they cutting every suit.
Ain't a suit fucking safe.
And my dumb ass played the little joker
thinking it was the big.
I missed it.
See, that type of fuck shit can happen.
Hey, the cards was stuck together.
I ain't even see the, god damn it.
Hey, nigga pimped his queen on me in real life.
You be mad when that happens at the table.
In real life, an idiot done got made the jack walk on you.
No, that's real.
I ain't talking to him today.
I ain't talking to him today.
I like the analogy.
I like what Ice said.
That was dope.
Because I see that.
Like you said, we see Ice changing.
We joke about it.
No, but honestly, I was months ago in a pod.
I'm arguing with ice.
And this is friendship shit.
I do this with mostly all of my friends.
Females, males.
Yo, when you see potential in somebody, you be tight that they don't see it in
themselves or that they
are um chilling you get what i'm saying like yeah like you chilling like yo my nigga you
can accomplish so much you could be great at not that you're not already great you could be greater
right right and so ice is saying like now i'm starting to see it like yo nigga step off the
ledge you can fly you know i'm saying that's dope that he see it in himself because that's kind of where our argument was a couple months ago.
I'm like, dog, you could be so much more.
Like, that contentment, that complacency, that shit is like cancer almost.
You know what I'm saying?
And it stops you.
And now that you got a child, it's not just you no more.
You got to think about, yo, me being great for my kid so that my kid don't have to experience none of this shit that I've had to experience.
That's what our goal should be, right, as adults and parents and shit.
So you got to kind of get out that comfort zone.
Or to add to that, and I had this parent thought over the weekend.
thought over the weekend or you start looking at your kid seeing all of your traits in your kid and be like yeah i gotta stick around because the world ain't about to get this man the world about
the asshole just like me him in the world like i already see what this is going and nobody knows
it because it's only you that can see you my My man tweeted some shit the other day. He was like, yo,
how do you get the you out of your kid?
That shit is hard.
Like,
how do you get the you
out of your kid?
And my son walked up to me
over the weekend
and smacked the shit out of me.
What?
I turned
mad as hell.
And he started laughing.
You start laughing. And, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You start laughing. And I said, stop.
And he went to look at the iPad and ran back.
And said, right at it.
Smacked the shit out of me.
I said, yo, dog, chill out.
He ran back again.
This time it was a flying knee.
And I said, yo, chill out.
You're hurting me.
None of that mattered.
He continued to laugh and have a blast.
So much so that I said, okay.
Now I stopped what I was doing.
I said, I'm going to watch this little iPad.
I think this little shit is playing tricks on my kid.
Now you're all laughing.
About nine years ago, maybe eight years ago, my dad said to me,
yo, you ever heard of this Minecraft game?
And I said, no, because I don't play games.
He said, I think there's something in it to trick the kids,
to condition the kids.
They sit there.
They're glued to that fucking shit.
They don't move.
They're in a trance.
The game is saying some weird shit adults can't understand.
I laughed.
Ah.
All that shit got stuck in there. That shit is some addicting adults can't understand. I laugh. Ah. All that shit
gone south.
That shit is some
addicting shit
to the kids.
Nah, well, my kid
is fucking me up.
I'm like, oh, man,
I got to stick around
because you are a menace.
You're going to
fuck somebody up out here.
But, Ish,
a little bit off
of what you said.
My daughter was
the kicking ass
for me.
Oh, we getting real mature. Now come on, let's go. Them niggas, they expensive. Let's go the kick in the ass for me. Oh, we getting real mature now.
Come on, let's go.
Them niggas, they expensive.
Let's go, we here.
That's one.
That's just one.
I don't even mean.
No, I'm talking about financially.
I'm not even talking about
on the financial.
But he's talking about
sentimentally.
Yo, fam, let them know.
You interrupted them.
I'm not even talking about
on the financial side.
I'm just saying
it was just a kick in the ass, period. Money is a thing, Joe. I'm singing even talking about on the financial side. I'm just saying it was just a kick in the ass, period.
Money is a thing, Joe.
I'm singing a song.
I'm singing a JD song.
Go ahead.
But no, it really was.
It was like, all right, my nigga.
Now, like you said, it ain't just you.
She's innocent.
She don't have, she didn't have a say-so in being here.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, you got to make it right.
You got to make it the best you can for her.
And that was just, like, even my family said, like, yo, I ain't going to front.
Like, you, I mean, you was always a good dude, but watching you, we love it.
I just be, I go in full daddy mode.
Right now I'm in daddy mode and she ain't even here
you know what I'm saying
so it was a lot of that too
and that guap ain't hurting
your wife call you daddy
when the shirt is off
yes
actually yes
Lizzo don't cry
you don't have to hurt
anymore alright what we didn't even touch what do y'all think about You don't have to hurt anymore.
All right.
We didn't even touch.
What do y'all think about Tory Lanez versus Cassidy?
We don't care.
I thought we all said that.
Park Slate, he's not rushing to listen to it.
Nigga, I wouldn't be before my wedding either.
I'm not before his wedding.
I'm not before his wedding either.
Shit.
Audience, I wish I could unpack this for you,
but I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck about this.
I'm changing, man.
Oh, did he reply?
Oh, no, that's the other one. All right, what else y'all got then,
since y'all don't care about rap beef?
Division and Ty Dolla $ign have a project dropping this Friday.
Let me hit round of applause.
I'm excited about it.
I don't know anything about it, but I love Division.
I love Ty Dolla $ign, so here I am waiting for it.
That should be good.
What else is happening Friday?
Kanye shit's supposed to come out.
No.
The 22nd is soon.
Yeah, now it's the 22nd.
Well, the 22nd is Sunday.
He's gospel. He is not dropping on Sunday man
I guess it'll be Saturday
We're not
Maybe we'll play it
That's not dropping
It's not dropping
Like y'all can chill out
Alright so let me ask you this right
Let's say he doesn't drop
I mean it's Kanye West so
He could drop
On the 4th of never wherever He gonna do good As a fan doesn't drop. I mean, it's Kanye West, so he could drop on the fourth and never worry.
He's going to do good.
As a fan,
you shouldn't be tight, or you just
need to shut the fuck up. I do think the more he pushes it back, it could
impact the sales.
I do. I think the more he
previews it with these events and shit
is going to hurt the reception.
Not even the sales. It's going to hurt the reception.
I think at this point, you're building,
like you're building, you're putting the bar so high
that when it drops, people are going to find something wrong.
No, I think they just want to, like, I heard that already.
You didn't hear it like this, though.
I think the nigga going to do some freaky shit
and not release half them songs that are leaked.
Oh, that's probably true.
I think that there is a data analyst involved somewhere that is saying, hey, every time
you push back, this is what happens.
And I think the numbers are favorable to him pushing back, which is why he continues to
They got so much money that they got the top of the top consultants.
Yeah, because caring about the fans feeling about the pushback that that's not at the top of the whiteboard
no no he's the king of that he's never cared about he's been doing this give a fuck he's
announced he's following the art he's announced projects and just completely scrapped it and then
what do y'all think about mike dean maybe on conge saying how it was a toxic environment so he had to
leave oh but he came back and said that
it was taken out of context.
It was a joke and he ain't going nowhere.
He said he's home now. He's not in the
stadium with them anymore.
So he's mixing from home? Yeah.
Yeah. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Is that what he's saying? That, hey, I'm still
mixing. I just had to leave down there. I don't think he
elaborated. He just said that whatever that saying it was toxic was taken out of context and uh fam
no kanye i'm not coming to live in mercedes-benz stadium for the next six weeks yeah yeah i'll
mix from home send me the steps yeah and i'm mike dean your man what you saying to me you're not
gonna get nobody else to mix it so yeah relax send them to you have my email right the first one
the real one
yeah send it to that one
yeah I didn't
I didn't pay this
too much money
yeah
and Mike Dean
trolls a lot on the internet
I don't know if
you guys realize that
yeah yeah
he talks shit with people
gets people riled up
I don't know Mike Dean
how do I get that
who do I have to pay
to get that reputation
you have that reputation
I think
no no no no I do not.
I want it, though.
It's too late.
No, I'm trolling.
Why would you want that?
Because then you can say whatever, and it's just I'm trolling, and it rolls off like,
gotcha, ain't nobody going to take it.
Every single thing I say, they take it as the most serious thing in the world.
It's never joking.
It's never dark humor.
It's never satire.
It's never any of that.
I mean, dog, you kill Eddie Murphy.
That's why they call me fat.
Because you told him I'm fat.
It's you told him I'm fat.
You told him I'm fat.
You said your weight is all the way up.
You weigh more than ever. You can't stop eating Twizzlers.
I don't know.
Twizzlers are good. And I'm still trying to buy
a scale to go in my bathroom,
but I can't figure it out with all this new age tech.
I'll get a $9 one.
Nah, man.
And why is it so hard to find a showerhead?
Home Depot got showerheads.
That's the point.
50 of them.
You go look.
It ain't the ones.
It ain't the Zop.
My bad.
Yeah, that's the Home Depot, Home Goods, anything with a home in it.
Bed Bath & Beyond, Target I went to.
They had three of them up there.
Amazon.
Amazon.
Now I got to get a showerhead mailed to me.
Like, is that where I am?
You said the Home Depot ones, not Zah's.
They all not Zah, but that's my point.
Who would think that a fucking showerhead is this difficult to come by?
You?
No, I wouldn't have. I took my ass to all these stores but i'm saying i can see you not getting just a regular shower
head or some crazy shit yeah i just won't shower hey the whites ain't the whites is doing it word
yo that's crazy i went home and saw a list of all the whites that didn't want to shower
it's extensive did you look at the list of the blacks that's a thing no the crazy shit is when you're a female did you look
a woman
did you look at the list
of
a female woman
yeah
a female woman
yes
not a female
what
nothing
that shit is
you were saying
no I was just
I was asking Ish
did he see
it ain't just the whites
that don't shower
I wanted to know
did he see
the other names
did you guys see pig
I'm sorry did you guys see Pig? I'm sorry?
Did you guys see Pig? Pig what? Pig.
What's Pig? A movie
about a pig.
A missing pig.
I skipped that one. Nicholas Cage is in a movie
called Pig where he takes revenge
on a small town for his missing pig
and hopes to get his pig back. It's like Taken
but a pig? John like John
where the dog was the pig?
The pig can find truffle really good.
So it was stolen from him.
Spoiler alert.
Now this is why I don't listen to fucking Twitter.
Don't tell me they told you this shit was good.
In my spare time, like a weirdo,
I just like to surf movies and read the paragraph.
I don't want to see it.
I just want to read the paragraph.
And this one said, yo,
this dickhead has a pig.
The pig got stolen and he spent
200 minutes trying to get the pig
back. And I laughed.
Did he get the pig? I thought it was so funny
that I shared it with Twitter. Yo, y'all,
look at this duck shit. Know what Twitter
said? It's fire.
Don't sleep.
That should have told you right there to sleep.
No, they said, yo, wait till you find out it's lit.
Wait till you find out that that's the one.
You know Nick always bump into one of the,
they gave it to me.
I said, you know what?
I said, you know what?
Let me not be closed-minded.
Now I'm about to go watch this shit. Hey, let me not be closed-minded. Now I'm about to go watch this shit.
Hey, let me not be closed-minded.
I'll be 41 soon.
I used to work in a pig pen.
My granddad.
I love bacon.
Let me turn it on.
Fam.
You know how women say, like, my gut told me.
Like, intuition.
My gut told me this shit was bad.
This was the worst movie I've ever seen.
You know how bad a movie got to be?
For me to sleep through half of it and it still be bad.
Hey, the bad part kept coming up.
I was like, all right, quick 20 minutes right here.
I pop up and this nigga just talking to everybody looking for a pig.
Was there violence?
I must have slept through it.
He ain't.
He got beat up the whole time.
Hey, yo, watch me watch this shit.
Everybody he stepped to beat him up.
Yeah, I want to.
Why you ask me about a fucking pig?
So no wonder that he never found the pig.
Yo, dog, you see my nigga?
Shut up.
Fuck it.
It's my pig now.
Watch this shit be dope.
Nah, I'm going to watch this shit.
I'm going to watch it.
I hate when my shit get on there.
Get the pink horsepower.
Yeah, get your cam juice.
Match your hoodie.
I love when they do this a little more.
Ring the tap.
Mark, you are the engineer, nigga.
Can you fix the mic?
There you go.
You're good.
It's not good.
Look.
Look.
Niggas get married.
Look.
It's his mic.
It's his house.
It's his everything.
And he's just like, oh.
Well, you ought to be the goofy one over there playing with the fucking mics.
I have smoke bombs that I got from Sumter, South Carolina for Fourth of July.
He's fucking playing with them.
Four years ago in my garage.
They might not work, but he will find them.
Don't try.
All right, he think I'm joking with him.
All right.
Because I don't like it.
Now I don't like his attitude.
Talking a little spicy. Yeah, I'm telling you. He with him. All right. Because I don't like, now I don't like his attitude. Talking a little spicy.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
He telling, all right.
I got M80s.
I got Roman candles.
All right.
Yo, the funny shit, like, I feel bad.
Joe would be the nigga to light the Roman candles at a wedding.
I got the aimer.
Smoke bomb.
Wait.
I'm OK with it.
Fam, if he lights a smoke bomb off in your wedding, that is not funny.
It's Elmira.
It ain't but two cops there.
They got to catch me.
I'll scoot so far away from them.
I'll be scooting.
I wish you would try to arrest me in Elmira.
Nigga, you think Joe Budden is leaving that on my jacket?
Booked in them, nigga?
My jacket goes there.
Joe got out of there to hop the gate.
So was right there.
Vroom.
So was there.
Remember like you was there when I broke my foot?
You did that shit, man.
You did that shit.
Left me out to die on my porch, but you was there to pick me up.
Thanks, Ish.
This guy.
This nigga think he Tupac from Juice going to hit a 40-foot gate with the over move.
Yo, you know how you do the over move on the gate?
What the fuck are you doing, nigga?
80, 90-year-old ass, you better one
leg over, one leg over.
Drop your ass back down.
No, climb down. He jumped down.
I ain't been good at running
from police since I was 16.
Oh.
Can't relate.
I was nice in my 20s.
Can't relate, bro.
I ain't going to lie.
I had to pump it up, Al.
No, I didn't.
Why you wasn't building
an house at 20?
Because I didn't know about that.
So what did you know about?
A bunch of other things.
Other endeavors.
What color was the top?
This nigga was reading in jail,
wasn't he?
This nigga was at the library.
Oh shit, houses.
This nigga picked up the little construction book
and it was on.
Oh shit, houses.
Oh shit.
People will always need somewhere to live.
You know when a criminal come up with an idea.
Oh, shit.
We never going to run.
The commodity.
Yo, this guy is a fool.
Come on, man.
What else we got?
What else we got?
Oh, T-Mobile.
Oh, yeah.
T-Mobile sold you everybody's data again.
That ain't funny, man.
That's all that's happening, man.
Every time I read one of these data breaches.
They did it on purpose.
There was no breach.
It was a sale.
It was a sale. It was a sale. It was a sale.
It was a sale.
But this one is nuts because, so allegedly T-Mobile was hacked.
I was hacked, Lohan?
Yeah, they did.
Over 100 million users' information was taken.
Now, this one's a little different because they did get personal sensitive information
on the subscribers.
I want to know what clout chasers
on the dark web do.
Get money.
Get money.
But how are they getting clout?
See, these niggas-
No, they get clout by this.
When they call you the fuck up
and say, yo, I got-
Nigga, I just hacked the blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They know amongst themselves, yo, this nigga, that nigga.
You never seen The Matrix, nigga?
You see the movie Hackers?
I've seen The Matrix.
You need that shit.
When he said, yo, you're Trinity, the one that hacked the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?
Mm.
I thought you were a guy.
She said, yeah, most guys do.
They known for that shit that they done and stole and robbed.
They get props for it.
I know.
I tried to trust a hacker once.
I think it took all my little moon music free money.
Who you was trying to catch?
Hacker dude.
I did a deal with the hacker.
I'm going to write a book one day, I'm telling you.
Yeah, I thought he wouldn't hack me.
That's my man.
We're just going to fight the system together.
Yeah.
You want to be Mr. Robot so bad.
I got to watch Mr. Robot.
I have to watch it.
I'm stuck on.
I'm watching Mr. Mercedes now.
And this is fun.
Mr. Mercedes?
Mr. Mercedes is on Peacock.
This is not an ad.
And we want to finish with T-Mobile.
Peacock need to give you some money.
Everybody needs to give me a check and allow me to spend it without being audited or showing all my books to anybody. Are we done with this T-Mobile. Peacock needed to give you some money. Everybody needs to give me a check and allow me to spend it without being audited or showing
all my books to anybody.
Are we done with this T-Mobile stuff?
No.
Well, like I said, the big-
Talk about it.
Because you got T-Mobile, right?
Like, you 13 again?
T-Mobile bought Sprint.
So I have T-Mobile.
That's how I have T-Mobile, but yes.
Because they merge the bullshit lines.
So, but yeah, this is a big- You got the family plan, so but yeah you got the family plan too
you got
cause you got a family
I don't have a family plan
but you have a family
I have a family yes
so now why would a man
with a family
not want the T-Mobile
family plan
I'm grandfathered in
with my old plan
so you let your girl
pay her phone bill
no I pay her bill
but she has her own line
as well
you let
that's all
that's it.
We good.
Don't worry about us.
We good over here.
Nah, we good.
But back to this shit.
This is a big deal
because usually
when they hack somewhere
they just get a bunch of
like account numbers,
emails.
This, they got
date of birth,
social security numbers,
IMEI number
which is like
the social security number
of your phone.
That's crazy.
And they got them all together.
So they could pull your name up.
That's scary, dog.
Yeah, this is a big deal.
And T-Mobile was saying, well, we don't know what they got.
The fucking hackers reached out to Vice and said,
yo, I'm going to show you what we got.
And they went and confirmed, like, oh, yeah, they're not playing.
What are they trying to get out of it?
Are they holding it for ransom
or some shit
I'm not
they're selling it
nigga it could go
right in your phone bro
no forget
right in your phone
this is a big deal
because if somebody
has your IMEI number
plus everything else
that's what I'm talking about
they can clone your phone
then take
let's say you use
the same
username password
somewhere else
and you have
what's called
two factor authentication
on it
where
if you log in
they send the text code
to your phone
that's when they need
two factor
no
so that crypto shit
is when they send that shit
to your phone
you can get inside
somebody's shit
most crypto
authorizations
are two factor
right
so they'll
it'll
come on I'm listening so look you got 60 seconds to type in whatever password authorizations are two-factor. Right? So they'll... Come on, Ish.
I'm listening.
So look,
you got 60 seconds
to type in whatever password
they send to your phone.
If a nigga clones your phone,
it go to they phone.
He gets that.
Now he can get into your shit.
You got two, three,
$400,000 worth of Bitcoin
or crypto or anything.
Nigga could steal it.
They're in your phone.
They basically duplicate each other.
That's some scary ass shit dog
for real
so what's the recourse here
get a new phone
yeah
the recourse really is
if you're using
two factor authentication
to use an app for it
like Google Authenticator
yeah I use that
use the app
instead of using
to send it to your
cell phone number
that's a little bit
it's like a step up
it's more secure
and even if they clone the phone
they can't clone that app being installed on the phone
the same way.
Because it generates different keys every time.
So that's the step up in this situation.
But in all actuality, man, you're fucked.
That's some scary shit.
If they want you, you're fucked.
Yeah, having T-Mobile, right?
Mm-hmm.
But if you got a new phone, you'd be straight, right?
Because they wouldn't have Your IMEI number
They just did this all the day
What phones T-Mobile even got
What phones they got
Every phone
Everything
Oh you could put that
Bullshit on an iPhone
What bullshit
Nothing
What are you talking about
I have an iPhone
He's the eye king
Yeah come on
Don't crack on him
Bitch ass nigga
You got who you talking to
Yeah yeah So you gonna Not get a new phone No Yeah Come on Don't ever just Make me You got who you talking to Yeah
Yeah
So you gonna
Not get a new phone
No
I'm not getting a new phone
The new iPhone
Comes out soon right
Next month
Third week of September
What does it do different
Take pictures
They put another camera
The camera
They put a bigger camera sensor
This is an S upgrade
A bigger one
Now it's a 50 inch iPhone
This is
You know how before
They used to do like
The 6
Then the 6S then the 6S
where the S model
was just like
a small minor upgrade?
That's what this is going to be.
The 13 is just going to be
considered an S upgrade.
The 12 was the minor upgrade.
No, the 12 was major.
The S stand for sucker.
The S stand for small.
Sucker.
And sucker.
Small suckers.
I used to be right there
to cop.
Oh, no, no, no.
My shit is pre-order.
Pre-order.
Launch day. Oh, no, no, no. My shit is pre-order. Pre-order. Launch day.
Listen, I tell everybody all the time,
I'm buying an iPhone every year.
This year, they're making a terabyte iPhone.
So, I need that.
Of course.
All right, round of applause for Ice's genius bar report.
Hey, don't ask me about...
And that is Ice, and he knows phones. He knows watches., don't ask me about... And that is ice.
And he knows phones.
He knows watches.
You don't succeed.
Sky.
New Apple Watch, too.
All right.
Listen.
Listen.
What are we at?
What's next?
We don't want Lizzo to cry anymore.
I think I have a topic.
Hold on.
I'm about to say.
Hold on.
Holy shit.
All right.
Let me ask y'all a question.
Oh, hey.
Let me ask y'all a question. Shoot. hey. Let me ask y'all a question.
Shoot.
Because I'm trying not to beat my barber up.
When is it acceptable to cheat on your barber?
Once they start getting too complacent.
Complacent?
Hell yeah, because what they do is you start getting your hair cut, and then when you start
going in the beginning, they bodying your shit.
Right.
Now you're a customer.
They just be like,
like boyfriend, girlfriend.
It was chasing her.
You was doing all the romantic shit
before you got her.
Once you got her,
you're like,
come on, man.
Everybody buying you no roses.
Get the fuck out of here.
Man,
is your bar stop romancing you?
No, you right.
You're absolutely right.
You got a point.
But see,
if you've been going to your barber
long enough, you like know when you catch him at're absolutely right. You got a point. But see, if you've been going to your barber long enough,
you like know when you catch
him at the wrong time.
Like, I be walking in,
this nigga is in full
argument mode before I sit down.
I'm like, yo, dog,
don't touch me.
Yeah, yeah, I don't want that.
You finish fighting first.
No, yo, no bullshit.
He fighting on the phone.
He come over here,
cut me real quick.
Now he putting some cut shit.
I'm like, yo, go finish, man.
If you cutting me on the walk up.
And then you sitting there.
He take a break because he got to get back to the argument.
I'm bleeding, fam.
Yeah, you want to lean the chair back to my face.
It's like waist level.
Get out of here, man.
Nah, that shit is real, though.
Like, yo, niggas don't be giving you the same service once you're a client.
So you skip Barber's Latte.
You just got a new barber, right?
Yeah, I got a new one.
In Vegas?
You got a Vegas barber?
And a LA one.
Yo, if you got your hair cut by the Summer League barber.
Yo, if you said, yo, nephew.
We don't want you here.
Come over here next.
Oh, man.
Did you?
No, nigga.
I just, I don't know, bro.
No, no.
Nephew, take me after, can you get me after Cam Reddish?
I loved Cam Reddish in school.
Yo, what room Cam in?
We got similar hair.
We got similar hair.
I can see it's over at Summer League, fucking it up.
All right, barbers.
No, I just asked.
My barber been wilding.
Like, I've been trying to get a cut since last week.
It's the summer, nigga.
Nigga, you a barber.
They make money.
And they grown now, too.
Dog, I called my barber Thursday.
Yo, what up?
Yo, fam, I ain't gonna lie to you.
It's too hot.
I ain't leaving the house today.
Nigga, you a barber.
It's too hot?
Mm-hmm.
That's that entitlement.
Too hot to barber.
You a fan.
You too entitled
See
You paid your little $30
I like this
I like where Ice is going
I don't know where we at
In this pod
But
I like this topic
Okay
It's not just the barbers
The service people
Service in general
The people
In service business
They giving you
They ass to kiss now.
Yes, they are, yo.
They are.
That's real.
It's bad.
You mean like a restaurant?
Just anything service.
Just service.
Just service.
Like at some point back in the day, you really garnered service.
Like if you owned a cleaners.
Right.
Like every customer counted.
Right.
Now, fuck your jeans.
I don't give a fuck about your shit, nigga.
Like, nah, it's bad.
Take your shit to the clean.
Yo, I need my shit in two days.
Nah, a month.
Come back.
Come back.
What the fuck you mean, a month?
Going to a wedding.
Going somewhere else.
Like, yo, dog, niggas don't give a fuck.
Yeah, before, it's like they valued your business.
Like, they don't want you to take it nowhere else.
Now, it's, all right, nigga, go there then. That was Thursday. Friday, I call them, yo, it's still they valued your business. They don't want you to take it nowhere else. Now it's, all right, nigga, go there then.
That was Thursday.
Friday, I call them, yo, it's still too hot, man.
I ain't left the house in two days.
I ain't coming out.
Fuck it.
Yesterday, yo, I'm off early.
It's raining.
It's raining.
No, this nigga said, man.
It's too cold out.
I'm at the beach.
I said, nigga, you ain't worked in three.
What are you doing?
Catch me tomorrow.
Catch me tomorrow.
I got you.
Bro.
So imagine, seriously, all jokes aside, imagine you had something real serious to do.
Yeah.
Right.
When you were talking about what have you learned this year, I think a lot of people
are fed up with shit.
People don't want to do shit.
They're fed up with the ways that things have been working in American society.
In history, yeah.
I think people are fed up.
I think people are fed the fuck up.
I'm with you, Parks.
My bad.
I think that, you know, I'm a kind of conspiracy theory cat.
I didn't know that.
I think the government shit has backfired on them.
What you mean?
Yes.
That's what I was getting ready to do.
I watched
It's a dude I follow
Real estate dude
Named Big Business
From Philly
Street dude from Philly
But he killed
Real estate dudes
He's dope
He's super dope
See
See
That was my bad
That was my bad
That was my one
Super dope
Black dude
Getting money
But he said some shit
That was real crazy
He said yo You know Jobs Businesses are thriving, even though people are working from home.
Right.
Right?
But now businesses, a lot of them are trying to get people to come back into the office.
People ain't doing that shit, bro.
At all.
You keep the control.
He said, yo, when you're sitting in this office, all of us are in cubicles.
We all got the same nine to five mindset.
We all sit here.
We robots.
Now motherfuckers are at home.
Motherfuckers are starting to venture out.
I can still do my job and get it all done.
Right.
But now I'm thinking about stock.
I'm thinking about crypto.
I'm thinking about real estate.
I'm thinking about advancing beyond this nine to five walls that have been placed around me.
And motherfuckers are scared.
It's like keeping you in a maze. it's like like matrix yeah it's like when you you know you see the
little laboratory they put the rat in the mouse in the maze with them walls up you don't really
think outside of the maze you just think getting through the maze right the maze but now take
remove that person sit them at home like he said they still doing the same job right but spending
way less time on it, too.
Right.
Most likely.
And so now niggas are starting to see it's a different world.
Yeah.
And not only that.
I can accomplish way more.
I do agree with you that people are getting fed up.
The pandemic taught people to find another way.
Survival.
Right.
But majority of people's survival instincts kicked in
because, yeah, my job got fucked up.
Yeah, the government was doing whatever
with the unemployment, but then that ran.
So it's like, but the bills ain't stopped.
My kids still need food.
Groceries went up.
Yeah, I got to find another way to get it.
Right.
And a lot of people's entrepreneurial instincts,
well, not instincts, but it just kicked in
people's shit
that they didn't even know
they had
so now
I'm making this money
you want me to come back
where?
nigga the service job
the Uber Eats
is leaving the food
20 houses down
go get it
yeah I'm out
send you a picture of it too
at the wrong house
yo that's the wrong spot
that's your red Lambo
no nigga go try to text him yo my food I know got it send you a picture of it too at the wrong house. Yo, that's the wrong spot. That's your red Lambo? No, nigga.
Go try to text him.
Yo, my food. I know. Got it.
Uber. Uber just taking you
to the wrong spot. The long
route. The long way.
They parked up the street. Like, yo, I'm right here.
That happened to us the other night.
It was fucking three blocks away.
Yo, I stand in the street. A dude seen me
walking toward him and just left and parked. Boy, I stand in the street. A dude seen me walking toward him and just left it in park.
Boy, I'm cursing him out the whole way.
But the service jobs.
Cool.
My thing at nighttime, I go in the strip club.
I just stare in a bartender face.
I sit right in front of her.
I sit right in front.
And just wait for hi.
Hi.
Everything okay? Can I help you with something? Well, strip club bartenders were just wait for hi. Hi. Everything okay?
Can I help you with something?
Well, strip club bartenders were never known for their excellent service.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's totally not true.
That's not true.
It's the exact opposite.
Sam, they used to be catering.
They used to be pleasant.
That's how you fell in love with them.
Yeah.
You thought they really meant it.
No, I just thought that when I-
Because, again, I got to the strip club scene kind of late.
89.
Dog.
Nigga, my first time going to strip clubs
is with your dumb ass.
Dog, nigga.
Ish.
Your first time in a strip club is with me?
Going.
I had been into a,
I had, before you and I became friends.
Yeah, we got your words.
No, no, no.
Before you and I became friends,
I probably been to three or four strip clubs, tops, in my whole life.
So then we became friends, and I broke you out of your strip club shell?
Yes, absolutely.
You broke out fast.
Rising star, Jalen Green.
Immediate star you were when you popped out.
Zama Rant.
Hit the ground running?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he was Zama Rant. Zama Rant. He was Zama R, yeah, yeah. No, he was Zama Rant.
Zama Rant.
He was Zama Rant.
Zama Rant.
He was Zama Rant.
Go ahead, get your shit off.
All right, so I broke you out.
No, but again, they used to be nice.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, again, your job is to tend the bar.
Right.
Now, fam, you can't get a water.
I feel like stripped off bartenders have been bad for a decade.
If you're not buying a bottle.
But listen, let me not stay on strip club
Because people think
That I relate every experience
To the strip club
So let's get off of that
I saw Passport Cuddy
A few weeks ago
Make this same type of statement
Regarding nail technicians
And that's none of guys business
Right
But she was like
Fam
The service is already
X amount of dollars
Y'all be on your phone
Y'all don't pay nobody
No mind Y'all off of water All. Y'all don't pay nobody no mind.
Y'all off of water.
All of the service part of it is out the window.
And then y'all got the nerve to say, yo, tag my business.
Or want more tip money.
Or tips are relative to service.
Yo, why didn't you tag me?
Actually, I seen a few people address this tag me culture shit in the service business.
And every time they do it, I want to jump in because i've had this fight for years i've had this fight for years my dumb ass the only one actually trying to have the conversation with
people that don't get the business because as monetization was happening like people had to
try to understand so while i'm going to see jose for the last 10 years cutting my hair now he's
pulling out a camera Recording everybody
That comes and sits down
And cuts hair
But you charge me full price
And I'm paying it
Happily
But if you gonna
Monetize my likeness
No I ain't paying to be
In your commercial
But if you gonna
Monetize my likeness
Nigga that's an ad
No if you gonna
Tape me in attempt
To monetize
You could fail
At the monetization
Your attempt I charge for.
Yeah, hell yeah.
So now I got to be the dickhead to say,
yo, dog, for my likeness is this amount of money.
You saying this to somebody
who was never in the likeness monetization business.
So they like, and I'm not saying Jose said this,
I'm just opening it up.
So they're like, no, no, I'll give you a free cut.
That's not a fair exchange. No, no, no, I'll give you a free cut. That's not a fair exchange.
No, no, no, I'll give you a free cut for the next year.
Hey, I ain't the best math guy, but the math is not math in there.
Got to have that talk.
The chefs, they start doing the same thing.
They taping.
They in your house taping.
Taping the food.
Don't even realize how crazy that is.
You in my house taping.
Word.
You're taping some fucking food to put out, nigga.
Were you hired for a service or not?
It ain't for you to come and, nigga, do the cleaning lady come do it?
Don't be surprised.
That might be next.
No, not Martha.
Maybe not Martha.
Not Martha.
I don't know what they do in the modern.
In the modern, they might have the cleaning ladies that's taping
but i'm just saying the service business is is it's wow i even felt bad the strip club we had
the strip club it's all these dudes uh it's all these uh dudes with artists and musicians they're
coming up to me and they're like yo how can I pay you to put somebody in the pod?
Yo, we love the pod.
How can you play a sleeper?
How can you just listen to this and give me your feedback?
I'm not, I don't want to be in a strip club
telling you that that's A&R work and I don't do that.
Like, I don't take payola.
I don't really want to interview anybody.
I'm not, if I hear it, like, if you just do your work
and you get it, I'ma hear it.
You can't ever say that to somebody. I'm'm in a strip club explain i'm not in the music
business that like just service business people are not putting enough oomph on the service i feel
you on the service part of it is all shout out to those that are though but a lot of people yeah
let me hit the round of applause for the people that are. Because I tip good. Even as a bartender in a strip club, technically, they're entrepreneurs.
Right?
Sort of, yeah.
You didn't get groomed, right?
Like, you didn't get groomed.
Like, I own a construction company.
Somebody groomed me, like, to doing certain shit.
I could pick up the phone and be like, yo, I'm having a problem, blah, blah, blah.
And some older contractors are telling me what I'm supposed to be doing or how i can approach this particular
situation now today a lot of entrepreneurs they just learning from the gram or they learning on
the fly so they don't get the service piece right they just looking at it like i'm giving you a
product nigga pay me a lot of times too right and it's in that too like you don't know about
nurturing a relationship to make
long-term clientele but because you might have a thousand clients you say that i go to i go to try
to go to brunch the other day uh and i'll try not to make this long is a young is a young lady um
the hostess the hostess is at the the front it's the brunch it's it's the brunch hostess, though, which means this is her one shift that she works a week.
She has no idea what goes on in here every other day.
She don't know that I know this menu front to back.
I know the owner.
I know the manager.
I know the bartenders.
I know this service.
I know this staff.
I know what shift is what.
Empty place.
I'm there early on my scooter.
Hey, can I have a seat?
Do you have a reservation?
No.
Okay, then you'll have to sit over there at that table it looks like a hot dog stand i'm like wait i want to sit over there outside
there's nobody here everybody in this place know me to be in and out she giving me the biggest
hassle in the world no sir if you don't have a reservation get the fuck out of here you can't
eat that she didn't word it like that right that's what she's saying it took for the man the other
manager to come oh joe let me see what I can do.
I got you here.
We only got 90 minutes, though.
I said I need 30.
He sat me outside.
She had an attitude that he sat me outside.
She was mad.
I was confused about how I now end up in a beef with this little white lady.
Yeah, like why are you mad?
I'm here to just eat brunch.
But she was mad.
Don't you know I sat down, that food took an hour and change to come out?
But service business is all I'm highlighting.
I'm not trying to sound like some uppity snob.
But service business, and don't complain about it.
Because then the service might get even more jeopardized.
It's just a fuck situation to be in. I was going to shoot her some bail
only because
she could have did some shit before.
Like, a lot of times
in that instance.
The manager's going to shoot at you.
Yeah, yeah.
But once the manager gave him a table.
But once he said that part,
I was like,
and she still got the attitude,
I'm like, all right.
Yo, this is going to sound like
some bull,
some uppity fuckity shit to say too,
but I'm going to say it.
Yo, I don't even, I be hating to talk to the people that got to run it up.
I want to talk to the people that can make a decision.
I want to talk to the people, because what happened was she only worked this one shift.
She's looking at a paper.
She's looking at numbers.
Everything is a number.
Everything is C5, C1, E2, 1 o'clock, over here.
She don't know the people, the spirit of your customer.
Or they can't,
not just that,
they've been trained to go
one, two, three, four, five.
And they tell you,
somebody come here,
they're not on this.
Four gets out of place,
they can't use deductive reasoning
or problem solving skills
because now you broke the chain.
It's one, two, three, four.
They don't have enough common sense
to be like,
all right, I'm going to put five, four.
They can't.
And while I'm going through that,
my father's in Sumter, South Carolina,
or he's in South Carolina somewhere on a family vacation,
goes in a hotel at midnight.
He getting fucked up in the nighttime. He like, yo, I'm getting fucked up in here.
Come to find out, finds a bed bug.
Finds not one, but two, not two, not three.
They killed four of them.
It's two in the morning.
Family is out there.
You know he's trying to go tell a manager
it's bedbugs in the fucking establishment.
Know what they told him?
After he finally located them?
Because they were trying to avoid him.
But when he stayed there,
because my dad ain't got shit better to do.
But fuck with people of authority.
Oh, I'm waiting right here.
I got a refund coming.
Don't play with my parents
and a refund.
They're going to get it.
Hey, you know what they told my dad?
You brought him in.
Oh, no.
Oh, they said the department.
You brought the bed bugs in.
To my dad.
Wrong person, bro.
They infested the room
in half an hour.
They just jumped out my luggage
and started having a fiesta.
And they continue to my dad.
If you keep it up,
we're calling the police.
You said that to my dad?
My dad can't wait
for a cop to show up here.
He can't wait.
Anyway, he called the cops.
Before the cops got there,
my dad, senior button,
senior button authority,
so you know he did
some button shit.
He went outside and every single customer that was parking,
that was on their way in the lobby, he said, yo, dog, check this out.
Bedbugs.
Might want to be careful.
Oh, they wanted to kill my dad.
I bet.
So I'm just saying this is what was going on in New Jersey, over here.
The service.
It sucked.
The service business.
People are fed up, bro.
No, it's different. Yeah, but if you. That's. The service business. Yeah. People are fed up, bro. No, it's different.
Yeah, but if you...
That's why I go hard.
See, this is why I feel bad.
I'm not feeling bad, but I'm...
Don't be in the service business.
I agree with you.
As someone that worked in the service business
and still kind of work in a service business...
You can't say that because everything now is service business.
Everything is...
So you can't tell people to not...
Service business is what's taking some of these people away
from the structured, standardized nine-to-five jobs. Like, structured business is what's taking some of these people away from the structured
standardized
nine to five jobs
like structured business
is people coming up
with a great
I mean service
service business
is people coming up
with a great idea
and getting a plan
and executing service
could be anything
this is the service business
this is service
and that's why
that's actually a big point
people don't realize
that the music business
and entertainment business
in general
are service businesses but that's a whole deeper dive when they dissing us comments the gig is the gig
no hey and i and that's why i love this topic with us hey i don't pay to dissing us no mind
and service because i don't play with service i'm very serious with service savannah tell you
somebody will tell you i don't play, when you're in the service business,
you hear these things,
we do four or five pods a day,
day long, it's extensive.
I don't get a hassle out of y'all.
We come up here, we show up,
and we get it done
because service is important.
Even in this business behind the scenes,
I see people that want,
Lawrence, that want all the spoils,
but don't want to do the service.
It's a service.
Yep.
The fuck?
That's right.
Anyway.
Lizzo.
Don't cry.
Fuck these niggas.
You in the service business.
You servicing.
And your audience is so wide.
Same with us.
When your audience gets so wide there will be no way
to service everybody.
That's very true.
You're never going to please everybody. That's right. You're never going to
please everybody.
There's too many
different people.
I hate people pleasers.
You're never going to
be able to please everybody.
It's impossible.
It tells me your circle
is small.
It tells me you ain't
never went nowhere.
You can't please everybody.
Like you said before
it's about just fickleness.
Like the same shit
that he complaining about today
he going to like tomorrow.
Like they don't
they're not
because every now and then somebody's consistent.
But for the most part, yo, I didn't like this episode today.
Or Jokers love this episode tomorrow.
Like, you can't focus on every criticism.
Jokers be on the popularity side, too.
That, too.
Of course.
You hear seven people start dissing it.
Now they be like, man, shit is whack.
Yo, somebody said, this was crazy.
Somebody was like, when we put the Rosa shit out.
They was dissing Rosa?
Bro, the episode drops at 8.
At 8.15, yo.
Niggas was dissing the shit out this girl.
And I thought it was amazing.
Like, we was up here just bugging out, kicking it, whatever.
At 8.15, 8.20, they was dissing.
I'm like, fam, you didn't even watch the episode yet.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck you dissing somebody you ain't watched the episode yet.
Right.
But again, now you get a whole other group of people saying, yo, I love it.
Rosa need to be on here twice a month.
Excuse me.
Pa, pa, pa.
So, again.
Vegas air.
You brought back some of that Vegas. That Vegas dry air.
Nigga can't even get his words out.
Go ahead.
You're a fool, man.
Go ahead.
That was a great trick.
No, but again.
So half of the people love Rosa.
The other half people don't like Rosa.
How the fuck do you please them all?
You can't.
You don't.
That's why you just come in, do your best, give a hundred percent.
Get the best product, the best service, and you let the chips fall where they fall.
And those who fuck with it are going to like it, and those who
don't, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Indeed.
Gentlemen.
Yes, sir.
It's not my sleeper.
I just feel like before
Parks is officially married,
and since this is
like the last pod of his singleness,
I just feel like it should be, he should get some type of honor,
some type of period so we could honor this guy right now.
What happened to the New York Bachelor Party?
Hey, that's a great question.
Hey, let me cut his music off for a minute.
Let me turn it down.
That is a great question, Ice.
I have a good answer.
I was waiting by my phone for a month.
I was speaking to women, trying to get it together,
just in case the call came, and it never came.
Never came.
Parks, what happened to you?
Well, my plan was when she went on her bachelorette party to do it,
but when she left, I just had the house to myself for
two days or three days, and I enjoyed the shit out of it.
Oh, yeah, nah. I understand that.
That was my bachelor party.
No, no, no. Y'all don't live with y'all girls.
I get it.
Clap it up for him.
No.
I'll clap it for you myself.
For lies? That's not a lie.
I enjoyed peace and quiet.
You had to house to yourself for three days.
Correct.
Amazing.
Oh, my God.
What about the six hours?
You could have pulled out of that three-day stress.
Didn't want to.
Ice, you normally correct,
because I have lived with plenty of women.
I know that that alone time is important.
Okay.
On your last weekend single
or weekend before last being single,
have an ounce of yourself.
All right, she's going out bachelor party.
Again, we're not saying while out and throw it up.
But that's when I'm going to just enjoy the crib to myself.
I got it.
I'm not saying nothing's wrong with it.
I'm just saying.
I get it.
I get what you said,
but look,
just,
just hear me out.
Okay.
Hear me out.
Okay.
So not to sound old,
back in the day,
you would have to,
you had to get married before you live together.
Right.
Right.
That was when,
you know,
after the marriage is when y'all would move in y'all have
been living as a married couple so the only thing is changing is the name right at this point so
yeah my fuck all that last weekend single that's not that's not the only thing changing by the way
it's not the only thing changing it's so if you want to have a marriage talk for real it's not
or do you want to just have a love okay no a yes he knows his girl and how they live and lifestyle and quality of life so i'm saying joe
is i agree with parks just i don't need that my last weekend single shit like i haven't been
living single forever mad years so no I've been had my last weekend single
a long time ago.
That's what I'm talking about. So yeah, I kind of understand.
But you didn't have the last weekend
to yourself with your dick sucked.
You didn't have the last
orgy less.
Or somebody that was trying to just suck
some dick and you was like, no, I can't.
Orgy less. Hang out
with your niggas. No, no, no.
I made it this far. I can't. Orgy Lousy. Hang out with your niggas. No, no, no. No, no, I made it this far.
I can make it even further.
No, please.
I tried, Parker.
I tried.
But wait a minute.
Diamond.
Diamond.
Heaven, Jew.
No, no, no.
Oh, the temptation.
No, Brian, get Diamond out of here.
Don't look at your watch, nigga.
Get these jokes.
See what I mean? All right, go find it. I'll try. All watch, nigga. Get these jokes. See what I mean?
All right, go.
Fine.
All right, fine.
I'll try to hold it down.
Fine.
And then Johnny's getting married.
Yeah.
You call Johnny and check on him.
Check on all the married.
See, I knew.
Duh.
I'm in here saying, yo, what happened to the friend group?
Life, nigga. I'm in here saying, yo, what happened to the friend group? Life. But the elephant in the room is all of the guy friends had a plan.
Some plans worked.
Some plans faltered to the side.
Johnny's plan worked.
Worked.
He's getting married.
Round of applause for fucking Gunplay.
Go, Johnny.
All my fucking years of, I don't even know your girl
I lost
She won
She stuck around
Now you gotta know her
He won
Parks won
Ice won
Ice won Mad Ice won.
Mad ones in the strip club.
Nigga could have had his way in there that night, but he didn't.
Dick was limp.
No, it wasn't.
Parks wanted to be home alone.
Dick was limp.
Pink horsepower.
These niggas' dicks ain't really functional like this.
It's over now.
They dicks know one vajayjay.
Only one.
It don't even move around these little
fine girls
well that was
the other thing
what Nas say
too old
can't be DMing
these Instagram women
like Nas
yo one day
I'ma come in here
and do a full
unpacking
of the Nas lyrics
he said a lot of shit where.
You not rolling?
Not at all.
He said a lot of shit where.
I just can't picture Nas saying it.
Nah.
Not yet, but it's coming.
All right.
Sleeper time.
We got sleepers.
We got sleepers.
The JPP.
All right.
Benny the Butcher.
I'm on my rap shit
Flood the block
Why not
I was playing
Nah nah I'm playing
Uh oh
The Butcher coming
Benny we gonna rap together
One day
And you not gonna say
That Butcher coming shit
When I'm near
Nah that shit dope
We gonna rap together
One day I gotta get him to tuck That The Butcher's coming away He gonna come for your neck too You better be on your A game You're not going to say that butcher coming shit when I'm there. Nah, that shit dope. We're going to rap together one day.
I'm going to got to get him to tuck that the butcher is coming away.
He's going to come for your neck, too.
You better be in your A game.
It's me.
I know.
I don't know another game.
So you're not rapping no more.
Is there a B game?
What are y'all talking about?
Is there a B game?
What's the B game?
Anytime you see Joe, I'm Joe.
Anytime you see him.
Nah, I want some other ballplayers in the building.
No, no, no.
Yes.
No, C.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We. No. See. Yeah.
We're going to find a beat with some saxophone on it
and get busy.
But anyway, I already
said I know.
And I took my little
tail sent you to be.
I talked away.
So I took my little
tail away.
He sent you to be.
I heard you ish.
I heard you.
I heard you.
Just play.
Nigga didn't say a word
at the WNBA game.
Now you want to come
back to Queens and
let me get my shit off. Benny to put your blood to block. Just play a word at the WNBA game now you want to come back to Queens and
We need to put your blood to block this is hard he sent me this beat
Know what I do on these beats
The butcher coming nigga Butcher coming, nigga. Y'all know what it is, nigga. Black soprano family, nigga.
Gave niggas the benefits. Oh, my God.
Talked it out when I could have paid killers to finish it.
Grave diggers that generous.
Uh-huh.
From a corner store, now we made niggas.
Nah, nah, nah.
I ain't coming back.
Sheesh.
Nah, I ain't coming back to the game.
Nah, I ain't coming.
I'm going to chill.
I'm going to just pod.
What y'all want to pod about?
Y'all got topics?
Come on, yo.
Let me tell y'all what happened the other day.
In courtrooms I ate with them same niggas they mentioning.
My album I wrote down cocaine dealing to.
Another one of Cass Cody's flipped or some shit.
We skipped that one?
We did.
You had to play the game.
Got it.
Don't really spit that articulate.
The word about my name is I paint them pictures meticulous.
And roll with a brick on the train, feelin' adventurous
Brought on 15,000 and got it all back
The money slow, I hit the bottom, I was down to a stack
I thought about it, took a moment, then rerouted my map
And moved my family out of town in the condo of rap
Fuckin' this song, I wanna hear the sound of y'all gas
You sound in your lap, rid Rotting dressed down in all black
And that gangsta shit you on don't come out to your rap
And that old work you put in don't count cause you're a rat
Uh, be my weave in between cars, got me breathing hard
Serving clean, we dream large but I'm even nauseous
It won't ever inconvenience me to leave a bra
Sometimes you sever ties even if it leave a scar
It's gon' take a bank vault for that advance to suit me
And I'ma buy Versace since they banned the Gucci
In interviews they ask me questions and I answer truthfully
Fiend cooked a half for a can of beer and a loose
I flood the streets with drugs and clock dollars
Get the cream with my team then I'm good
That's flood the block, Benny the butcher, album in your phone right now
Shout out to the whole Griselda, of course.
And it goes.
Y'all can hear old Joe doing something.
Oh, come on.
I might have rhymed over that sample 20 million times
tearing shit up, man.
Niggas know my body out there.
Oh, who?
I'm up next?
All right, cool.
Let's see what I have.
I can go if you need a second.
Yeah, go ahead.
All right.
I'm going to keep it hip-hop.
Last single sleeper.
I'm playing something
off the Boldy and Alchemist album.
This is Steel Man.
Hip-hop day. I'm playing some of the Boldy and Alchemist albums It's a steel man Hip hop day Jackson
Skid
B8 in that straight
40s on that black
Cheryoke
This that gangsta slash
Pop makes for trap
Karaoke
Turn the snow globe to a crystal ball
Now that dog a 10, type to turn a stone with many floors to a flawless gym
Stack my money 10 foot tall, now I boil above the rim
Livin' above the law on the north with my brother M
Could be locked up, but to those who know me, it's a lucky him
Chopped the whole block up, that's when we found out that it wasn't them
Bass rental, Honda Civic, Auntie Max and all their Bridget
Cut field to the rim Probably smack the whip before I spill it
Knee deep in the door, gang 227, we the realest
Cocaína on the skillet Kitchen smellin' like acrylic
Touch back with a thousand pack of pills Tryna rape a village, we so loud
Reekin' through the vacuum seal, I can't conceal it
Made a killin' to those who hate it I made them feel it
So dope all of my life, so shit I only know one way to get it Half slab, golden retriever, this ain't no
perina Black mag in a faux fever, brick of cocaina
Stirrin' the grits up in the pot, nah, this ain't no farina
Stuffin' 30 clips in my Glock, it suits your whole demeanor
Catch a body, no Randy Moss, I hike it off, hut one
These niggas ain't cut from the cloth That a nigga cut from
I run with real wolves Come from the real hood
These niggas ain't cut from my cloth Cause I'm still wolf
Playing Tetris with them blocks Why they call me Lego?
Down in Virginia for a win The world is Carmen Sandiego
Got a better chance of finding Waldo in that velvet room
Watch a fiend shoot out the rock After they melt it on the spoon
I'm churning Brinkley's kiss burby, but the shirt Givenchy
Where he stepping on the work can tell it them his first Balenci's
Freelenty, I know he homesick He used to always leave his screen door open
You interact your own wrist Bag doing phone numbers, randed up, OT
Got killers on speed dial, can get you touch, toll free
Niggas shot and killed my mans, I ain't been getting no sleep
My niggas Silas and the Lambs, them niggas shot and killed my mans I ain't been gettin' no sleep My niggas Silas and the Lambs Them niggas Lil Bo Peep
Down in Hattiesburg I took two ounces out of half a bird
Nigga hit me back, said it was that We end up havin' words
Can't talk me to death I drop an A for flake
Off in the rest, can't get tricked off the set
Cause I got inmates callin' in collect
Half slab, golden retriever This ain't no Purina
That mag and the faux fever
Steel Wall, Boldy James and Alchemist Bo Jackson at Nah
This record is called Live Some More, it's by Money Man Let's go Put you on that crypto shit three years ago
Heard this shit is streamed a lot But really I ain't feel it though
Hit my plug and told him I ran out He need to send some more
My young niggas blood and thirsty They just wanna shoot and drill some more
He ain't got no common sense He green, he need to lift some more
He ain't got no muscles He too green, he need to lift some more He ain't got no muscles, he too weak, he need to lift some more
After Reem, Samson, and Delilah, I can't trust a hoe
Yeah, they prices high, but this shit strong, I won't adjust them, no
Think about your kids when we got smoke, or they gon' miss their father
Major labels blowin' up my phones, I keep rejectin' offers
Italian Frost the guy to bend, we just met up at Carrabba's
Fed sendin' snitches at me, we just callin' secret shoppers
Hit my partners on the phone and told em all
to tighten up Go and get some money, put some work in, nigga
wisin' up I just went and got a bust down, Patek had
to brighten up Ain't no more size 13 Dior's in the store,
I bought em all We gon' make examples out of niggas who don't
pay us back Merchants love my plashes cause they know
they never charging back Send my lil' vibe to the store, she brought
me 50 vegan rounds
Everybody plant based and then hoe this here a vegan trout
He ain't independent, I'd rather feature with his CEO
Just to catch some play, low in and cash out on the GTO
Get to my money in circulation, what the fuck you sleeping for?
If he ain't taking care of your kids, then what the fuck you breathing for?
If she don't fuck me extra good, then what the fuck I need her for?
She kept getting on my nerves, So I had to let her go
Told her you look better when you natural Gon' and rock the fro
If you circle an inch, love, you know your price is extra low
Let's go Put you on that crib, that shit three years
ago Heard this shit is streamed a lot, but really
I ain't feel it though Hit my plug and told him I ran out
He need to send some more My young niggas blood and thirsty
They just wanna shoot and drill some more He ain't got no common sense. He green he need to live some more. He ain't got no muscles
He too weak. He need to live some more after rain sounds in and a lot of I can't trust. Oh, yeah
The price is high but this shit strong. I won't adjust them though
He started getting busy right there at the end.
You would like him.
Like, because he talks that investment shit, that crypto shit.
Like, you would like Money Man, Ish.
That nigga start going in at the end.
He gets busy, though.
All right, Ish, what you got for us?
One of the most underrated.
Okay.
My posse's on Broadway.
AZ.
Say something, nigga.
No.
Yeah, AZ might.
He might?
Look.
He might.
Yeah, you better watch your tongue.
He might.
AZ featuring Jaheim.
Joe might, too.
This is The Wheel.
Shout out.
Yeah.
It's time, Black.
It's time.
You feel that magnetic, right?
Let's get'em
And we're all just folks in a big old wheel
Whole thing turnin', tryna roll uphill
Twist that cap, nigga, pop that steel
The perp don't get him in the cocaine wheel
And you know, and you know, and you know
That it's real, yeah
But you don't know, you don't really know how to feel
Trust is costly
Ain't life a bitch, girl, Justin lost me
Timepiece frosty
That's why you only get one chance to cross me
Three different chicks, one caramel mocha coffee
Heaven help me
Cause I'm still caught in the wheel
Luxury called livin', I'm a la hoppin'
The album's droppin'
D'Ussé champagne, they're Henny Gallons poppin'
Processin' the accolades of life
Concolatin' the hate, evaluatin' the prices
No, on style alone, I can carry my own Comfort me in a door with various tones You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do.
You got a lot of saving to do. You got a lot of saving to do. Can't stop it Locking chains and flying objects Frames over the optics I refrain the gossip
Gotta get it
It's vivid
Defining physics
For mining critics
My kind is exquisite
Respect first
Then we focus on net worth
That's how I work
From the dirt
When it's thirst and death
And we're all just folks
In a bigger whole
Whole thing turning
Trying to roll up
Still
Twist that cap
Nigga pop that steel
Alright yo that was new AZ. Yo.
All right, yo, that was crazy.
AZ featuring Jaheim. Shout out to AZ, friend of the show.
We love you.
Yo, don't call that dude no more to sing a hook, man.
I'll send some niggas over there to sing it.
What the fuck was Jaheim talking about?
Don't do that to New Jersey again, Jaheim.
Hey, yo, they ain't going to do that to Jaheim.
Nigga, that's a New Jersey legend.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Exactly.
Nigga, send it to Jeremiah or somebody else.
No, nigga.
Give that nigga some grace like you give the rest of these bitch ass niggas out here.
Who?
Jaheim.
We're not getting into that.
It's the end of the pie.
We had a great little show.
I don't feel like arguing with you today, yo.
Go on, play some gospel on this.
No, play some Jaheim, nigga.
Yeah, let me play some Jaheim.
Because I don't want people to think I'm disrespecting Jaheim
Jaheim's my guy
But
Pull up the words
To that hook
It's fucking terrible man
Come on give me some
Hold on it's coming
It's coming
Come on y'all talk
Here we go
Here we go right here
This is what I'm looking for
Come on come on
Here we go
Alright here we go
Don't you fucking forget it
I don't
I'm from New Jersey
I don't know
I can't tell sometimes, man
That hook was
You might be from Harlem
Y'all know what happened
When this came on
I might have met my first baby mom
Thought this
Nah, that's not true
It's whatnot
Hey Here we go Baby, mom's off this. No, that's not true. It's whatnot.
Hey, here we go.
See, this is beautiful.
See, this is the Jaheim we know and love right here.
We'll keep it in this bag right here. Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere
Everywhere
Everywhere
That's what you gotta tell them
That's what you gotta tell them
What, Dad?
You better imagine me not there
And get your mind right.
Talk that shit, y'all.
Cut that back on, fam.
Well, I mean, that's perspective one way to look at it.
I mean, the other way to look at it, he said,
I just took you everywhere.
I bought you everything.
Now picture your life without me.
Exactly.
It's controlling.
A little patriarchy.
Oh, man.
Come on, this panda ass nigga.
Panda. You support thatarchy. Oh, man. Come on, this panda bit-ass nigga. Panda-risky.
You support that?
Man, push-plug.
He's on the pre-chorus talking about it.
Give me more carrots than a rabbit.
Nigga, did you spend time with her?
Did you rub her feet?
Yeah, yeah.
She clearly didn't want it.
I'll do all I can.
He'll do magic.
He'll do everything but spend time with her.
It's fine, man.
We can get out of here.
Listen.
Keep us in your prayers.
Blah, blah, blah.
Don't.
I don't care.
I can't.
I can't.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
We bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios., arrivederci
Hasta la vista, so long, goodbye
Uh
Damn, man, just
Damn, Parks
Man, round of applause again for Parks, man
Round of applause for Parks
That's right
Remember, life is a series of moments
And moments pass
So let's make this one last
As if it's all we have
Do remember the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab a ibuprofen
An naproxen or some shit
Enjoy your headache
Enjoy your house alone like Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Poxen Yeah, what? Wasn't just Macaulay Culkin. Macaulay Parkson.
Yeah,
wasn't just Macaulay.
Some other tall one.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
Macaulay grew up.
She was fantastic.
Macaulay,
Macaulay 6'5".
Yeah,
yeah,
boy is he tall
and he's potty.
He loves being home alone.
And he's potty.
Wow.
Ay. He loves being home alone. And he's popping. Wow. Hey.
Look, in case I don't make it home, this nigga was cheating.
No, hey, black men don't cheat.
That nigga was out there getting with it.
That nigga voice is like gold, yo.
Not in other song.
That other song.
They go to lyrics.
Wait, those lyrics?
Let me see right there.
And we're all just spokes in a big old wheel, see?
Mm-hmm.
From the, uh-huh.
Hopping, turning, trying to roll uphill.
No, no, no, no no no no the guy that's right
the guy that's right no should have never say we're all just spokes in a big old wheel and sing
it but let's keep going hoping hoping turning trying to roll uphill trying to roll uphill. Trying to roll uphill. Twist that cap, nigga.
Pop that steel.
Right.
If the perp don't get them, then the cocaine will.
Then the cocaine will.
Something's going to get them.
Okay, something's going to get them.
And you know, and you know, and you know.
And you know, too.
That it's real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What you don't know, you don't really know how to feel
you don't know
Jaheim must be trying
to never get booked
at another recording studio
no go to nigga first verse
no
first verse
he got busy
nah nah
nah I'll take your word for it
we getting out of here
Jaheim we love you
friend of the show
shout out to New Jersey
we going y'all
hold it down
enjoy y'all week
wait a minute down enjoy your week Let me hear y'all out there. Come on, let's go. Let's do it for Mark, y'all. Whoa!
Woo!
You're the singer, man.
Yo, I'm killing the reception when it's coming.
Yo, is this coming on?
Yo, can I get a playlist?
Remember, like, you gave me the, what did you offer?
You offered one of those track lists for the verses,
and we was like, nah.
Can I get a playlist of your wedding reception shit?
I need to know when to get up and really start getting my eagle on.
I just want to know if Sweet Caroline won't play.
Huh?
I don't know.
Living on a prayer?
That's coming up.
Oh, then I'm staying.
Then I'm staying until that comes on.
I don't know what you're going to call it.
Then I'm out.
What up?
What you got for him?
Let's not have a shit.
Yes, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
It's probably just coming up.
No.
Watch these rap niggas get all over your guts.
A little ice cream, huh?
Yeah. That too.
If Wu-Tang comes on at Park's wedding, I'm Insta-living.
That's happening though.
I would be surprised if it didn't happen.
Yeah, that's for sure. No, you got to play Triumph
because you won.
Y'all thought y'all
weren't going to see me?
Hey, we saved it.
No, Joe Biden.