The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 468 | "I Thought We Had Him"
Episode Date: September 4, 2021The day has come. Drake drops the highly anticipated "Certified Lover Boy" and Joe is in peak form yet again, breaking down the album as only he could. Highlighting his admiration for Drake's destin...ations-themed songs (7:50) and even retracts some of his past hate (22:10). He also challenges Drake to never rap with certain artists again, a deep dive on "7am on Bridle Path" (1:00:20), and a debate on how to properly rank the top tier artists catalogue to their previous works (1:57:00). The crew also give an early prediction on Fat Joe and Ja Rule's upcoming Verzuz (2:26:20), JAY-Z's verse on CLB (2:49:10) and MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Omar Wilson - “Secret Garden” (Extended Mix) Ft. Sisqó, Shawn Stockman & Raheem DeVaughn Ice | BIG30 - “No Hospital Gang” Parks | J. Arrr - “Growth” (Ft. Elzhi) Ish | Quincy Jones - “The Secret Garden” (Ft. Barry White, Al B. Sure!, James Ingram & El DeBarge
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It's my first pod, officially 41.
Officially.
Round of applause?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Snaps, snaps.
No need to applaud, no need to snap, no need to, you know what I mean?
Just when you get in the end zone, you got to act like you've been there, man.
So whatever the maturity level, but that's what I'm saying.
Whatever this maturity level is that I'm trying to evoke right now,
I need to pretend like I had it already so that's
what I'm doing right now does that make it maturity yo welcome to episode one of the ish ice and parks
hot take show podcast no we're the hot take show it's the hot take show it's the hot take show
from a house builder. Hey. And a mixed killer.
And a sneaker seller.
Right?
Uh-huh.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Actually, I got a trick for y'all.
Give us some theme music.
Oh, man.
What are we coming in with, man?
This will let me know. I can only imagine. This will set the tone. No, I got a trick for y'all. Give us some theme music. Oh, man. What we coming in with, man? This will let me know.
I can only imagine.
This will set the tone.
No, I got a trick for y'all.
All right, let's hear it.
I want to hear the trick.
It's coming.
It's bad Wi-Fi in this building.
Oh, you don't have your music
already on?
You got a stream?
Yo, what's wrong with this guy, man?
Oh, no, buddy. Won't get you not at all
Mike check my check
So glad there's nothing to unpack today
Shit man shit with you
I was sharing with y'all when the cops was after me.
Charges was nasty.
When the girls was attacking me, the ladies on internet.
When else I shared with y'all?
The fans popped up in my door.
That was a football Sunday.
That was a fun day.
You niggas still don't care that I was trying to watch the game,
had money on the line.
Yo, nobody talks about that when they talk about the rock
throwing incident.
Like, my perspective is just, it's about perspective at 41.
My 41st year on this planet today.
Rest in peace to the greatest voice
I've ever heard, Whitney Houston.
Shout out to all of you fake ass niggas
who bounced for a couple months.
Feel like it's cute to tweet me.
Hey, ain't heard you in a while, but I'll be back for the drink take.
Guess what, buddy?
Ain't no drink take.
Check this out, dog.
Don't make me do it.
We're gonna draw it out of you.
I used to love this pot and shit.
Yo, Drake album release. That used to be this pot and shit. Yo, Drake album release.
That used to be my time to shine.
Adderall sweating.
I trashed views for you niggas.
Know what you did?
You walked away.
So now, you're nothing.
I got nothing.
Hey, I got nothing to say, dog.
Yo.
Yo, in Houston, they're allowing us to carry guns.
I'm here to unpack that.
What else?
What else?
Boy, whoever is coming up with these commercial jingles, they're killing them.
I'm here to discuss it.
Yeah.
I think Soulja Boy dropped, too. I ain't here. But I'm here to discuss it yeah I think
Soulja Boy dropped too I ain't hear it but I'ma talk about it
I'm done with these niggas man now listen sick of these niggas sick of all of these niggas man
I'm so excited yesterday man we got some fun today and I'm not saying that I'm shutting up this is a
ice ish parks anybody up hey leave in the comments what you think tell me how
you feel about some shit hey let's fucking flip the table well I should
say wash it up a train places trade it. There we go. Come on, fans. Come on. Leave a little her real somewhere out there or something.
An owl or something.
Go, go.
I'm holding back again this passion inside.
I can't run from myself.
There's nowhere to hide.
It's on the ground.
It's on the ground.
Your love I remember forever.
Let me hear you out there sing along
But don't make me fall
One more door
I don't wanna hurt anymore
Stay in my arms
I'm a star
Imagine you there
Don't walk away from me
I have nothing, nothing, nothing
Oh, I can't cut it off, I can't cut it off
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I don't wanna fall in love No!
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
A ghost for real. Huh?
A ghost for real.
For real, for real.
Literally.
For real, for real.
Like, shout out to Whitney, shout out to Bobby.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Sheesh.
Come on, let's get to it Let's get right to it
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Yeah
These are my one St. Thomas flows
Me, my niggas, and some Madonna hoes
That look just like virgins, but trust they down to go
Yeah, discussin' life and all our common goals
Small kids that smoke weed on the road
Look how the champagne diamonds glow
Find Don and pour another glass when the wine is low
I'm in the crib stackin' money from here to the ceiling
Whatever it is I got, it's clearly appealin'
These other rappers gettin' that inferior feelin feeling I hope you feel it in your soul spiritual healing take a look at yourself the mirrors
revealing if you ain't see this is when he wasn't so mad mm-hmm
you know it was just a cool idea mm-hmm this is take care of do I mean I'm do me
later ever do really just woke up
At 9am in Dallas and was chilling
That's back when him and Malaya
Was still cool
Like, those were greater times
You can hear his voice, listen
Nigga sound like it's sunny out
But it's still a breeze
Look
Fly private Nigga ain't even know he would have Like a big ass jet one day Until I lose, for now I'm the gang's single leader I fly private so no one tells me where my seat up
Look, fly private, nigga ain't even know he would have like a big ass jet one day
With clouds and shit
Yeah, with an owl and shit
This one on my list, I should call it a night, but fuck it I can't resist
This one is for all the niggas from my city trying to diss
Without a response from me you really fail to exist
And I love to see you fail, that feeling is the shit, I swear P I swear pussy nigga get your bread up enjoy the seat at the stewardess just
watch your ass the letter why your scary ass looking down pick your head up no
one told you your disguise the most ridiculous get up nose plugs in now I
could smell a setup so you just wasting your time you only making me better yeah
I try to tell them no judge me because yeah was he the best when this was out
was he the best when this was out?
Was he the best?
Come on, talk to me No, I'm here to get opinions from y'all
I just know this is, this is
Thank Me Later era, no
He was not the best name
Well, yeah
I don't know the year, but
Thank Me Later was out, he wasn't the best
He don't sound like the best, but he
He sound like he would be the best one day, right?
He sound like I'm coming
He sound like, he sound very confident
He sound like the best
I'm gunning for it
The best know that the best is on the way for me
When the day just picked to write a chapter Oh shit, he just said it This shit has got me sick He sound very confident. He sound like the best. I'm gunning for it. The best know that the best is on the way for me.
Oh shit, he just said it.
Yeah, he wasn't the best.
He was nervous still.
But you heard it. Hey, now listen to that.
Listen to that.
Early in the game, they was asking him for the old Drake.
Already.
Look how fast it happens.
Honestly, just listen.
And listen, I don't have no takes.
I have nothing.
Nah, I get it.
I'm just listening.
I'm taking the journey. We just enjoying just listening. I'm taking the journey.
We just enjoying some music.
I'm taking the journey.
In my best Chris Tucker impression,
ducking your questions,
fucking suggestions.
Money gets all of my love and affection.
Calls all black people.
He used a lot of delay on his voice back then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Heavy on the dub sometimes.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Oh, you gotta love it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Heavy on the dub sometimes. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, you gotta love it.
Oh, you gotta love it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know what y'all did to him between these two songs.
Whole different guy.
Different animal right now.
What other one came out before this?
Which other one?
Toronto.
Well, I didn't play Toronto.
I'm telling you.
You said between these two songs
no I'm talking about
between Dallas
between 9am in Dallas
when it sounded like
it was sunny out
but still a breeze
and between this
there was one in the middle
is what I'm saying
I ain't playing that one yet
I'm just
I ain't playing that
something happened then
is what I'm telling you
not before here
that's all
go ahead though
yeah but I'ma leave it here
cause that one
that one
back to back is a few of them in there where it was like, I'm fed up.
It's time.
Hold up.
This brother wants me to get off of my couch and channel my energy toward him.
Like, it was that.
It was that.
Yeah, it was that.
It was that.
But this right here, yeah, man. This five years later. Yeah, man was that. It was that. But this right here. Yeah, man.
This five years later.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, this was it.
What year is this?
15.
15?
Yes, sir.
I was blown away by this.
I would think I was outside of Sin City.
I might have hit this nigga like, yo, what's happening in your life?
Yo, you good?
Your brain was some way.
What's wrong?
Oh, wait.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Last night I went to sleep wanting more.
Trying to decide what direction I should go towards.
Some nights I wish I could go back in life.
Not to change shit, just to feel a couple things twice.
Oh man, what vagina
was that?
What vagina was that? It was the only pussy that made him
say it. What else did he
want to do again? Hang out with the fucking future and them?
What did he want to do again?
There's some pussy you want to feel twice.
And she switched the game on you
at the last second. You thought she was going to hit next week.
She popped up with it.
Married.
Can't let him hit once.
He said, you just need to know what the pussy like, so one time is fine with me.
He did say that.
That was a lie.
No, that is a lie.
If you believe Drake.
That's definitely a lie.
If you believe that one time is fine.
One time is never fine.
It wasn't fine.
No, sometimes one time is fine.
If it's bad.
No, not even then.
Not even then?
No.
Sisters was treating Drake bad for me.
They had that nigga kissing Madonna on the stage.
I was like, where?
I was like, all right, man.
Come on, Rihanna.
Save him.
Save him.
Madonna can't be this.
You know what I mean?
Not now.
Anyway.
Hey, look. Y'all almost trying to get a take out of me.
Fuck out.
No, no, no.
No take.
No, no, no.
No take.
No, you were saving your takes.
I haven't said a word.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time.
No time. I can't get it. I can't get it. I can't get it. I can't get it. I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
I can't get it. I can't get it. I can't get it. I can't get it. I can't get it. You be like, yo, shut the, shut your dumb ass up. Like when he want to go, yeah, it ain't no harmony,
it ain't no, none of that.
Cut that on.
Yeah, let me, let me, let me.
Nigga telling you you have to love it.
How could you not love it though?
You have to love it
See, look, I sound like I got my cape on already
And I put my cape away, y'all
I did, I put it away
Why?
I did, cause you know, man
With this rapping, we'd probably be out in silicone
Trying to get our billions on
But here we are
Yeah
Lately, I feel that hate is eating away at my confidence
They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments
Oh, man.
I hate when that fucking hate does that.
Fucking.
Whispers.
Got you questioning your own sauce.
Scream out your failures
and whisper my accomplishments.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Come on, fam.
At least scream the accomplishments, too.
No.
No.
Negativity spreads faster, man.
So?
So they're going to worry more
about your failures than your accomplishments
Yeah but still scream my accomplishments
No
They ain't screaming for an accomplishment
I ain't gonna hold you
When have they said it?
I don't know
It must have been not right one of them years
Might have said
Might have nothing not right said some shit one time
Messages like we have words
And stories about my life
Hitting that like a bastard
Better women I'm over texting a peer message
Y'all know what I came here to do
Be quiet
To reach you so I can save him this year
Fuck it I guess I gotta wait till next year
And I heard someone say something that stuck with me a lot
Oh it all
You heard some shit
Oh you heard some shit
How we need protection from those protecting the block.
Nobody looking out for nobody.
Maybe we should try and help somebody or be somebody instead of being somebody.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that, Drake.
Don't try to sneak in your little inspirational shit while you're killing these niggas.
I don't want to hear that shit.
I don't want to hear, maybe we should be somebody or help somebody.
No, no, no, no, no.
You a better man than me.
Kill these niggas. Kill these niggas.
Kill these niggas.
Uh-oh.
Oh, my God.
See, this was the one.
Oh, no.
No, this was the one right here.
We took them little inspirational quotes away.
All that.
Maybe you should beat somebody.
Maybe.
Yeah, all of that had to.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Look what Big Sean made him do.
This is Big Sean, right?
One of you niggas.
Right?
I ain't lying.
Yo, don't do that.
Don't do that this part.
Don't make it seem like I'm making something up.
I believe this was Sean.
Thank you.
I believe it was.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, no, I believe this is the one who was with back then.
This is that era.
This was pow, pow for Sean.
Pow, pow.
And this is when Sean and niggas was hitting me.
They was like, yo, why you keep saying, oh, I don't know.
I'm making it up.
No, no.
He was, hey.
See, and this is what I mean about that Kendrick take.
These niggas be doing that shit, man.
I agree with you.
I agree with that.
I love you, Big Sean and Drake and any of you other niggas that ever had a problem with anything I've ever said that we squashed it and pieced it up with.
It's over.
Don't think because I'm bringing it back up that I'm not trying to do that.
But he wasn't just, this wasn't just a, this wasn't that.
Freestyle.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Stop this.
Y'all be, I'm playing this shit.
I don't have nothing.
I have nothing.
I have nothing for you today.
I have no taste. I ain't even hit this album yet. You underestimated great niggas. Oh my God. I'm number one. What's up? I'm playing this shit. I don't have nothing. I have nothing. I have nothing for you today. I have no taste.
I ain't even hit this album yet.
You underestimated greatly.
Oh my God.
Post number one.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Nigga, if your sassy ass don't come on the track...
You underestimated greatly.
You know what that means?
In layman's terms?
You know what that means in layman's terms?
Sassy motherfucker.
You got me fucked up.
Yeah.
Fam. Out the gate. That's the Toronto translation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you say it in Toronto. Nah, terms? You got me fucked up. Yeah. Fam.
Out the gate.
That's the Toronto translation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how you say it in Toronto.
Let me get my OV okay.
That's Toronto.
Let me get my OV.
That means you got me fucked up.
Yo, the nigga that starts
a verse like this
is a sicko
and should be arrested.
That's your first sentence?
He should be in a hospital.
Honestly.
You underestimated greatly.
The arrogance. Who the fuck are you to tell me how greatly I underestimated you
That's some shit boy. You better let me show you
You underestimated greatly most number ones ever how long did it really take me? What'd you say? It didn't take him long, right?
Four years.
It didn't take him long.
It might have been in six months.
Think about saying, you gotta bring that back.
You ain't gonna miss that part.
What was this, 13, 14?
If you're listening to this pod so far, it sounds like we're going to ride dick the whole pod.
It's not true.
We're not.
We don't have takes.
We're going to.
I'm sure one of them is going to say something that's going to make a vein or two pop out of my head.
pop out of my head.
All morning,
people have been calling me and texting me with things
in attempt to make veins
pop out of my head.
What they don't know is
new year, new Joe.
The veins not popping out no more?
New month, new me.
You don't got blood.
New month, new me.
I've been putting me first, y'all.
And girl,
I'll tell you,
it feels good.
It feels good.
The devil has tried to sneak in this week.
He did.
And he has.
And he's insidious,
cunning and baffling.
So the devil might even pop up on Drake release page.
Nigga, you thought you was just going to vibe out to some tunes.
No, devil popped up.
Devil been popping up.
So I'm here in my deepest state of meditation.
I see what you did there.
Everything is glorious.
I woke up.
Y'all woke up.
Some of you left.
Some of you back.
Ice is matching and matching more than I ever seen him match.
He pulled out his special Drake release date outfit.
Pulled out his Drake is dropping outfit.
This is a Drake fit?
Yes.
You have on every color from the album pregnant
women thing rush to the closet I do Yo I don't have nothing written down
That was a good one
I don't have topics
I don't have nothing
It's an album cover
Oh man
Oh that was a good one
I'm just here to kick it
Oh
Pardon me
So
Hey
Hey guys
Good day sir
What's up y'all
What's happening
Oh no we gotta get some more of this
Sorry
Probably wouldn't hit a single Not nobody Good day, sir. What's up, y'all? What's happening? Oh, no, we got to get some more of this. Sorry.
Probably wouldn't hit a single.
I don't want to sing.
Nah, nobody.
See, somebody was supposed to put hands and feet on him when he said that.
This is the problem.
You let him keep going.
Nobody fuck with him.
Meek tried it.
That's why I fuck with Meek.
Meek said, yo, niggas was pissing on me.
Niggas didn't care.
That's when I was like, oh, shit.
Nah,
I seen that.
I seen that. Them niggas was trying to shit on me.
It's like, oh.
It's a little bit too late now.
He's really out of here. That nigga is the boy. You get called Teflon when that happens.
That's Teflon. I'm here
to own up to my past
hate. I don't have no takes on the album. It just came out. Don't ask that's Teflon I'm here to own up to my past my past hate I'm not
I don't have no takes
on the album
it just came out
don't ask me
tell me what you think
I don't care
what you thought of it
I don't know
I don't know
I didn't even fully hear it out
didn't flush it out yet
didn't really get in tune with it
you know what
another time I thought
we was going to get Drake out of here
I'll tell you why we're here
being honest man
it was around 2011
I think
Instagram was more
of a new thing.
Artists were just starting to pop up.
And Drake popped up.
I ain't talking about the secret Instagram.
Yo, dawg, we know about your secret.
Nigga, swear some shit.
This is a secret.
All right, listen.
He popped up on Instagram.
I seen it right there.
I was in the car with my niggas.
I was the first one to the joke, so I thought we would all get a laugh.
Hey, y'all.
Nigga Drake is online saying he is champagne poppy.
Car didn't laugh like I laughed.
They was like, well.
You might be.
I mean.
I mean.
It's a nigga kinda
it is
kinda champagne
nigga a little bubbly
all the girls
nigga a little bubbly
that was during
that Moscato wave
it ain't champagne
but
it worked
it worked
it worked
hey
I seen that shit
say yo
this nigga
is Tef
I heard that nigga
is John
got it
out this motherfucker
you say I knew hey oh I want to have some more.
Go ahead.
I knew we had them now, y'all.
We got this Jewish
Canadian out of here.
Quinn motherfucking
Percy Masterpiece. What's the nigga name?
Quinn Miller.
God damn it. He came.
He said, yo, I wrote all this shit.
And we said, write, I wrote all this shit. And we said.
That's all I know.
No, no, no, no.
Write some more, nigga.
That ain't what we said.
That ain't what we said.
We was like, yo, get your duck ass the fuck out.
Hey, yo.
Hey, hey, quick.
Get your doofy ass the fuck out of here is what we said.
Yeah.
He said, no, I'm telling y'all.
Listen to this.
It was the song.
The reference. It was. It was listen to this. It was the song. The reference.
It was everything.
Energy.
Get the shit out of here, nigga.
I'm a legend.
Ayo, dog.
We said, Drake made that shit way better.
And we said, yo, your shit whack.
No, you missed one, Joe.
Oh, give it to me.
The Weeknd.
When it was, y''all most to take care
was leftovers
from the Weeknd
house of balloons.
Niggas.
Soap?
Glad to use it.
You made a hot line.
I made it a hot song.
Make what you want.
Yeah.
So now it's a few of y'all
that have missed
the Drake being Teflon memo.
And I know
because I go to a barbershop now sometimes.
This nigga's in there like,
this is when I know I can't talk.
This nigga's in there like,
yo man,
what you think about that heart in his head?
Nigga, do you know he was in blackface
and nothing happened?
A fucking heart?
A fucking heart. A fucking heart.
Oh, shit.
Fair enough.
That's when I knew.
Yeah.
That's when I be wanting to stand up
in the middle of the barbershop
and give like a seminar on how this goes,
but I don't.
No, you can't.
Oh, yeah, I thought Pusha T had them too.
Nigga, he put the Pusha T.
He had the secret commercial.
Nigga's never seen this commercial. Even though he did it. Holy shit, he put them on my face. He had the secret commercial. Nigga's never seen this commercial.
Even though he did it.
Holy shit,
he kept the fouls.
Hell dog.
Nobody gave a fuck.
We don't care.
Nah, that's when I knew though.
You're gonna fuck me up
with this, man.
It's fucked up.
We should've cared more. Nah, we should've. we should have cared more
no we should have
we should have cared more
we dropped the ball on that
we didn't care though
we should have cared more
the slaps kept coming
over and over
and over
it was some more times
we thought we had
let me see man
hey
hey I'm gonna throw this out there
and we'll get to Kendrick later
but hey
Kendrick's control verse
I thought ooh know what Drake said out there and we'll get to kendrick later but hey kendrick's control verse i thought
oh know what drake said ah right underneath that hey everybody replied
no no no i'll do you one better than that joe
kendrick's uh bet awards freestyle where he's clearly talking to Drake.
Nothing's been the same since we dropped Control and tucked the sensitive rapper back in his
pajama clothes.
Oh, that's it.
We got him.
Wait, wait.
I forgot one thing from the very rip.
From the very rip.
What's up?
When he was on Funk Flex reading off to Blackberry.
And that was not a thing yet.
People were like, nah, we don't rap off the phone.
No, no.
Freestyle's supposed to come
from up here.
Yeah.
Very beginning.
You're right.
We didn't give a fuck.
That was in like the
real hip-hop,
real MC era still.
Yo.
They didn't give a fuck.
We didn't get him, man.
And he's still here.
We didn't get him.
Hey,
when all that shit fell,
that nigga went
and took his light-skinned ass
to perform with fucking Tyler, the creator of one of the Mod Future niggas.
Nigga came out as a surprise.
Fans said, boo!
A couple of them was like, hey, they got him!
Hey, the next day, I think I seen all the fans' TikToks apologizing to Drake.
They all said, yo, my stomach wasn't feeling right when you came out I couldn't really
see that that was you had a headache yeah man if you came out a little earlier yo those shits was
my slaps too but hey let me tell you hey I'ma just snitch the whole podcast
I was waiting for somebody
to take this light skinned nigga out
Travis Scott had that nigga right
I'm home in my house
with my fiance at the time
Travis Scott is dropping
it's all
it's all the fuss
sicko mode drop
I'm listening on the radio
I said that's right Travis
get Drake the fuck out of here.
And then the fucking song
switched.
And it was
Drake.
Yo, the beat
got harder. Travis left.
He left his own song.
I borrowed it.
Wait, no. Y'all know how to sing.
He borrowed it.
He borrowed it, yeah.
He borrowed it, yeah.
You stupid.
Nah.
I thought we had this guy.
Hold up.
Somebody borrowed it.
Come on, man.
Nah.
This is bullshit, man.
Look.
Nah, nigga.
Man.
I was cruising.
Astro cruising Astro
Nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, this is not
I thought we had this
We was getting this nigga out of here
Travis had this
Hold up man
Yeah, I thought we was getting this Let's go nigga I'ma get my cousin. Fuck him up. My big cousin gon' fuck him up. Uh-oh. Someone said, motherfucker, someone said.
Boom.
Here you go.
Oh, my God.
See?
He like, all right, what's going on? What is this?
You ever seen that movie, The Mist?
It's like nine of those movies.
The Mist, The Fog, The Smug. You've seen the movie The Mist? It's like nine of those movies. The Mist, The Fog, The Smug.
You've seen the movie.
The Smug.
You've seen this movie.
Don't sleep, don't hear, don't talk.
You've seen the movie where the toxic gas or the tornado is coming and lock yourself in the store.
You've seen this movie.
Right.
That's what this is.
This is The smug.
And the fog came over, Travis.
Oh, shit.
Look at Tay-Z.
Hit somebody.
Oh, no, my God. This was a mistake.
Now I hit that FBO with duffels
in my hands. I did half a
Xan 13 hours.
Oh, my God.
Chill, chill, chill.
Don't you start Looking at lights again
Don't you start
Looking at lights again
I'm at the
I'm at the fucking
40-40 reopening
Thingamajiggy
I walk in the front
Cause I'm extra
Nigga
Like go inside
Like why you
Why you gotta walk To the front Joe Go somewhere But I you got to walk to the front, Joe Budden?
Go somewhere.
But I ain't going to walk to the front.
Back from a little smoke break or whatever, I see Benny the Butcher and Meek.
Now I walk slow.
A little tough walk?
You gave a tough walk?
Now I'm walking fast from the smoke break with Meek Mill and Benny the Butcher taking pictures with jewelry on.
No, nigga.
Now say hello to me.
I'm telling you. I'm going to be honest with you.
So me and Meek have an important conversation
that I don't really remember right now,
but I'll get back to that.
Me and Benny proceed to walk inside.
And he says, yo, man, seriously, we got to get some shit.
And I said, no, I'm for for real i wasn't lying when i said
i gotta get you to tuck that benny the butcher shit away because when you say that it be on
from there and if i'm an active rapper i'm being serious with you my verse is not going out like
that if i know you saying that shit i know what you about to do and you can't play with me like that i wouldn't have i don't know why they let you do it and then we just had
a nice cool talk about it that's my point here travis there's too many mistakes there's too many
mistakes here you know the scene in ozark where the nigga cheated or she cheated one of them cheated she cheated and he
said there was 10 million chances for you to say no here when you got the number when you first
called when you first ex when you first went out your first kiss your first dish your first that
yo you let 40 come do the rewind thingamajiggy on the beat you let him put a harder sub there
you let Drake come on first line about
a girl. That's bad. This is
about to be bad for Traps.
My point is, many a times I thought
we had him out of here.
No. He ain't out of here.
Welcome to the
Ice Parks and Ish
podcast featuring Joe Budden, some
other niggas here. We lit. I'm still one.
You know the fucking vibes.
Anyway, you know my body.
All right, let's get right to it.
Let's get back to it.
So much so that I call Ice yesterday afternoon or the other day afternoon.
Thursday afternoon.
Yeah.
I'm at the barbershop.
Call Ice.
I say, yo, I just got one question for you.
Do you think Kendrick has his phone today?
He laughed.
I laughed.
I said, yo.
But he knew what I was saying.
What I was saying was, dog, you could feel the energy.
I know that term is thrown around a lot.
But Thursday afternoon, you could feel the energy of the Drake drop coming.
That's not me in my OVO cape, y'all.
No, no.
I'm just narrating the day.
You couldn't escape it.
Fam, I saw you dudes
getting your outfits together.
The barbershop was more packed.
Y'all was getting haircuts for Drake.
Some of y'all was throwing listening parties.
I seen a bunch of those. OVO champagne kickbacks. Y'all was doing that shit of y'all was throwing listening parties. I seen a bunch of those.
OVO champagne kickbacks.
Y'all was doing that shit y'all do.
Part of the genius of him.
Somehow he has conditioned
and trained people. It's an
event when I drop. You have to do something.
My OVO radio, I'ma play the new shit.
Whatever he does, that shit works.
But you can feel that shit.
And it was an overwhelming feeling am i off
no you're right it was every you couldn't escape it yes couldn't escape it you couldn't escape it
the women's they were hey people were attacking the people that for acting like they didn't want
to hear it yo some of you niggas right now talking about the waiting up for the trick
drop so you can hate on that motherfucker I'm like yo you not even
letting us prepare our hate
don't counter our hate
before we can establish it
so it was a lot going on
they're shouting the hate and that felt good
for me that felt good coming off
of all Kanye energy
and I hate that I'm 34 minutes
in and I have to mention another person
during this Drake thingamajiggy here, but we've been blessed by the hip-hop gods to receive all of that Kanye shit and then bump into pregnant emoji album cover Drake and all his friends.
That's a blessing.
It's so much of a blessing. I tried to wait up.
Same.
I didn't make it.
I thought this was dropping at midnight.
And I'm not hogging this mic.
So anytime y'all hop in.
I didn't make it.
I did the same thing.
I was tired.
I was mopping all day.
I knew I had to be up at 3.
I saw 2 a.m.
I said I was waiting until midnight.
I saw that post say 2 a.m.
I said, you know what?
West Coast, y'all won.
See, I didn't see
none of that around 9 p.m at like a proper 41 year old i got a little sleepy y'all but i was
still trying to fight it so you know what i went and did i'll tell you you know what the fucking
drink drop made me go do you guessed it i watched suicide squad oh my god oh my god what am i part two what
am i 13 again wait this is a sequel oh yeah there was another one of these oh this i hope this was
the good one this was the good one compared to that one this real cool, but who's the little nigga with the dots? What was his power?
Did you watch it?
No.
I went to sleep.
He showed his powers.
To dot you to death?
Yeah, he spit polka dots.
Please tell me you're lying.
We talking about Drake.
Yeah, yeah, we're not talking about that.
We talking about Drake.
But my point is,
y'all know I wasn't about to sit there
and watch Suicide Squad,
but the Drake drop made me watch it.
I fell asleep on Polka Dot Man when he went in the corner to piss and polka dots was going to the sky.
And dude was looking at him like a weirdo.
He pisses polka dots and they kill you?
I don't know what he was doing.
That nigga was a weirdo.
I bounced.
I'm booking for that shit.
I look for Wolverine so fast.
But anyway, I fell asleep.
Woke up at 3 a.m. now and was in my phone.
As I thought it would be if he's dropping at midnight so i missed all of that but once the london people didn't tell me about the album five hours earlier
i kind of sort of didn't think that he would drop it la la new york different times he wouldn't give
it to uh he wouldn't give it to new york and then give it to LA. You know how it is. No, you can't do that. You can't do that. So we all going to wait.
We all going to wait.
But I got the album.
I went downstairs,
made me some coffee,
and I hit play
from track number one,
and I let it play.
What a loser.
Right?
Go ahead and say it.
It's fine.
No, that's not loser shit.
That's what you're supposed to do, though.
No, it's some loser shit.
What you're supposed to do is...
All right, well, I'm talking about my... That is some loser shit. That's what you're supposed to do, though. No, it's some loser shit. What you're supposed to do? All right, well, I'm talking about my...
That is some loser shit.
Nah, I disagree.
I got out of my bed.
Bam.
Warm bed.
I don't care.
I almost did, but I said that.
Went downstairs at 3 a.m., made a coffee to listen to track one till the end.
You are a fucking loser, Joe, buddy.
No, sir.
I disagree.
I disagree.
With something that
highly anticipated,
you do that.
I almost did.
I looked at the folks.
I was in bed still.
I was still up,
and they said,
oh, no,
we pushed it up to one.
That's it.
Wait, they said one?
He pushed it up?
Yeah, it came at one.
All right, so look,
let me tell you on my end.
Give it to us.
I had the sound 42, the had the I had the Sound 42
the serious shit
cause they was playing
like Drake's greatest hits
from 10 o'clock
so I'm like
cool
oh you're a loser
whatever
see
I'm in the crib rocking
so I never wanna be like him
I never wanna be
that level of loser
nah
you know OVO
they do that shit
every Drake drop
they go and play all his shit
but the niggas that listen to it
are losers.
Oh, well, hey.
Hey.
Like, I got to tell you.
Hey, that's cool.
I fuck with y'all, though.
I'm a loser.
And I've done it before.
So I'm listening, preparing for midnight.
Then I see the Instagram post with the track list,
and it says 2 AM.
Fuck y'all.
I'm going to sleep.
Yeah.
So I wake up.
First thing I say is I'm not touching my text messages
or my timeline
I don't want anybody saying
yo did you hear this
I don't want no thoughts in my head
I want to be able to go
completely blind into it
how'd that work out for you?
great
because
once I read my phone
that would have changed things
so I'm glad I didn't do that interesting so yeah that's how Okay. Because once I read my phone, that would have changed things.
So I'm glad I didn't do that.
Interesting.
So yeah, that's how I digested it, just completely blind. I can read the timeline.
I don't mind getting a surprise.
No, when you see, yo, you got to listen to track number seven, in my head, I'm ready
to hear track seven.
I don't look at my phone.
I put the shit on.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why I didn't look at the timeline.
I didn't look at anything.
I don't know what track seven is. I don't know what track hit when. I don't pay at my phone. I put the shit on. That's what I'm saying. That's why I didn't look at the timeline. I didn't look at anything. I don't know what track seven is.
I don't know what track hit when.
I don't pay attention to that.
I didn't want no information.
Okay.
I just wanted to hear the album.
And how did it feel as a virgin listener?
I like listening to music that way with no expectations.
Okay.
Yeah, expectations.
This nigga's like a fucking weirdo, right?
Why is that a weirdo?
You had expectations. Well, no. I mean, it's Drake. I'm thinking it's going to be a Drake album. yeah expectation this nigga's like a fucking weirdo why is that a weirdo you had expectation
well no I mean
it's Drake
I'm thinking it's gonna be
a Drake album
I'm thinking yo
he about to
well that's a safe expectation
yeah it's safe
I didn't think this is gonna be
trash or fire
I was hoping it was
Drake on there
so on your coffee run
3am
coffee
Aggie in the face
on a wood wicker chair
what is that shit that chair what is that shit it's wood wicker it On a wood wicker chair. What is that shit?
That chair, Mike?
What is that shit?
That's wood wicker.
Fucking wood wicker shit.
It's not the most comfy sit at 3 a.m.
Wood wicker.
And I'm there at a bar.
I mean, it's a bar stool.
There's nobody there.
You're home, nigga.
Sit on the couch.
Yeah, that's not a comfortable chair at 3 in the morning.
But anyway, at 3 a.m., boy, this was the worst album I've ever heard in my life.
Oh, my God.
What was I cursing this Canadian nigga out? At 3 a.m.? Oh, if this was the worst album I've ever heard in my life. Oh, my God. What was I cursing this Canadian nigga out?
At 3 a.m.?
Oh, if this was a CD.
Oh, he was on his ass at 3 a.m.
At 3 a.m., I couldn't.
But my ears, I'm not.
Yo, it wasn't a good listen for me.
I couldn't hear the samples, the drums, the beats.
He didn't address nobody.
I didn't hear bars, lyrics. I'm like, yo, dog. You were just listening. He didn't address nobody. I didn't hear bars, lyrics.
I'm like, yo, dog.
You were just listening.
You wasn't hearing shit.
Yo, the fuck is...
Yo, I'm going to bed.
You're not going to do this to me.
I'm going to bed.
Because somehow I got to find a way to discuss this shit if that's what the fuck you did.
And I went to bed.
Had the best sleep.
Cut my brain right off.
Deep slumber. Oh, my God. It was the best sleep ever Cut my brain right off. Deep slumber.
Oh my God, it was the best sleep ever.
And I woke up.
Sun was shining.
Hold up now.
Low breeze.
Low breeze.
It was sunny, but it was breezy.
It's Friday.
The dope strippers worked the night.
It was a different,
it just, you woke up in a different vibe and I hit play.
And I said, oh.
Hey, nigga.
Because I didn't think that was fair.
That's not fair.
And see, it's not fair that coming off of Kanye, they pit me against myself this way.
Kanye, he presented himself in stadiums.
I thought I was doing him an injustice by listening on tiny speakers.
I made it my business to hear Kanye on all the speakers to get the sound that I know he wanted me to have.
Drake is my man.
I'm not going to wake up out of bed and give you the rough 3 a.m. listen and now give you the.
The next morning, it was a little different.
It was a little different.
the next morning it was a little different it was a little different and I thought to myself I am so happy that this guy is on on top man I am let me hit the drops I don't know
anything
I'm so happy this guy is on top
and I like when he says shit like
I know you never been on top
cause I'm on top
I would've seen you
you couldn't have been here
you couldn't have been here
I'm here
different tops
different blocks
different
where are you at
different strokes
with different folks
yo
I like that
he's the person
to do that
he takes the place
of some of the shit
that Hov did
for a long time
for me
like Hov would just
pop out
and shit on whatever
we thought was cool
that's Drake for me
pops in
says
I'm at the top. I've never seen
y'all. It's me and the Beatles. I got Elvis
out of here. Thank me.
That's what he says.
So,
he also said, I've been
losing friends
and gaining peace.
Hey,
that's someone that has spent the year losing as many friends as I possibly can,
I felt that line.
Let me add on to that line, and then I'm tossing the dice.
I wish Drake would lose more friends.
Why?
Better quality? did like the features
if I never hear Drake with 21 Savage again
you like that one
yeah but so
no
I like 21 Savage
yeah but so
on the second listen
I did like it
so what On the second listen I did like it So what?
That's my answer
I want an answer to that one
Okay
Because Drake for me now
Is in
Hate to keep doing it
But we in Hoveland
Hova rhyme with you
Hova rhyme with you
Hova diss you
The nigga that he probably
Shouldn't diss
Hova play around all offseason.
And when it's album time, I'll never hear you.
You're not going to be on a Hov album, buddy.
You want me to give you the list of people that have been waiting to get a
Hov feature, let alone be on the Hov?
It won't be you.
It won't be you.
It won't be the nigga I diss.
It's my time.
It's prime time now.
That's what I look for from him
but do you think jay has more personal relationships than him yeah with rappers yeah
this this new generation of rappers so i think they're friends i think these niggas is more
friends you get what i'm saying like so i think that this is my personal opinion i think that
these are my niggas or i look at them like they my little brothers.
So come on.
I also feel like Prime Hove was not friends with a lot of motherfuckers.
That's what I'm saying.
To be completely honest with you.
I feel like he felt kind of slighted by the industry.
And that's my stance.
Because I wouldn't give him deals and he got a pop anyway.
I think that Drake looks at these little niggas like these are my little brothers.
Like these is my niggas, so I'm going to let you get on my joints.
I don't want to turn this into a whole time.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying the difference.
Somewhere around him and Dame Dash argument about how they wanted to expand Rockefeller to fight was about the artist, I'm assuming, because we don't know.
The fight was about the artist that you're assigning versus the direction I want to go.
Right?
So that was a fight at that point.
Then he was the president of Def Jam.
It was his job to now consider the artists that he wouldn't have to.
They're not yours.
You got to still.
How do you advance me and I'm not yours?
It was that.
He might not have been the best there either.
Whatever he learned from all of that, this new Roc Nation, Square, Cash App,
Title, Hove, different man.
Different ballgame.
That makes sense.
I wasn't friendly with none of you niggas i wasn't
here to be friendly now i have a business for the athletes the rappers i tried to sign wayne when he
was in a bad deal all the black injustices i try to pop up for hove is in a different capacity
i'm not gonna put that on drake as a 31 32 however old he's saying he's no i'm talking Drake as a 31, 32, however old he's saying he is. No, I'm talking about as a rapper.
Right?
If you wasn't...
Just today with the relationship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They both are well established.
Yeah.
Maybe differently,
but they both are well established.
Anyway, but my beef with Drake,
it's back to the Cole,
it's back to the Cole joke.
The Cole joke.
Platinum with no features?
We joked for years.
We joked for years.
Years. Platinum with no features or platinum with no features. So much to the we joked for years years platinum with no features
or platinum with no features so much to the point it's like dog who cares we don't want to hear that
shit no more it wasn't that impressive but it was but it was so i'm here to walk back some takes
actually okay i've listened to the album we ain't getting him and kendrick it ain't gonna happen
no these niggas pusillanimous. We're never getting it.
Pusillanimous.
Both of them.
Both of them.
But we're not getting it because styles make fights and focuses are off.
What I was trying to tell you.
Yeah, but what I was trying to tell you was for that to change, somebody got to change it.
They got to want to change it.
One person would only have to change it.
It only takes one person.
It only takes one.
It has to want to change it. One person would only have to change it. It only take one person. It only take one. Has to want to change it.
It only take one person.
But listening to this album, Drake top three is clear.
He feel like him and Hov is thrown.
Yeah, he does.
It's Hov.
Me.
It's me.
That's it.
And the rest of you niggas have taken a long slide.
I agree.
All of you.
So you say Kendrick be talking to all of you niggas have taken a long slide. I agree. All of you. So you say Kendrick be talking
to all of you? Drake talk to one
of y'all and by the one of y'all it's all of y'all.
It's all of y'all. I'm saying that to
him.
Kendrick, nigga.
What?
I told you. They're
saying they have the same stance.
I'm saying
you're right but i'm saying
i thought it was going different because it only takes one person to change that that's it i said
i called punch yesterday i did okay i called punch i said nigga does he have his phone or not
and punch is the man you're never gonna trick punch so punch well, let me know. Do you see something I don't see?
He said, well, what's the play, Joe? Tell me.
You got it. You got it.
I'm hanging up. Yeah, you got it.
I said, let me tell you. I tried. I tried to give it to him once. I said, punch.
You see the energy. You got a phone.
There's only one person in the world,
two, but one really, who's looking at this energy
and could do something to stop it.
See, and that's where I stand.
You say Kendrick can't.
It's not that I say Kendrick can't.
To stop it?
You can't stop this.
You can change it.
You can't change this.
You can't do nothing with this.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
No, you cannot.
And that's where the fight would happen.
And that's where the fight would happen.
But Joe, this is what you,
all right.
We got to get to this album. All right. We got to get to this album.
All right,
we got to get to this album.
I'm going to say this real quick
and then we can get to the album.
You've listened to the album,
correct?
Correct.
You've listened to the album,
correct, Joe?
You got a good portion
through the album, right?
You think this album,
you think Kendrick Lamar's talking
to the guy who makes this album?
Yep.
He don't care about this. This is not lane that's where i disagree that's where i disagree
you do care the guy who made section 80 good kid mad city to pimple butterfly damn he this is i
don't give a fuck about none of this pop shit all of this we are the world you got all the hottest
young niggas right now i don't care about that i'm working up here my calm reply wait let me just jump in real quick my calm reply to you because you will not get me this episode
i will carefully and thoughtfully execute and land where i want to land okay
that is smoking mirrors from the rappers we're all i'm not coming in and say that if you're
streaming you're in competition with the streamers
too many times
where the rappers
put out an album
and they're trying
to get the number one spot
and here comes
the country guy
that nobody knew about
and now they're making
their little announcements
yo dawg
it's this country nigga
over here
y'all need y'all
to really come through
and we all looking
Kenny Chesney
been that dude
I didn't know
never even heard of him
smoking album
yeah it's crazy album Taylor Swift come out
smoke your album
sometimes it be a gospel dude
that come along and be some of them
so not I disagree with that
it be people's jobs
to be aware
of the charts how they go
who's going up who's going down
who's positioning for number one,
who can threaten me
not being number one
even in my second week.
Like, it is somebody's job.
It's not just the NBA
that's going to data analysts.
I don't know that Kendrick
gives a fuck about the charts.
That's what I was getting ready to say.
What about Kendrick
from his entire career
makes you think he gives a fuck
about what the self does?
His second album opened
with a fucking saxophone solo.
I'm not chasing that.
I'm making art to be here forever.
Nothing, if you're asking me.
So, no.
You're asking me.
That's what I was going to say.
I was going to say, yo, unless you're just a competitive nigga that wants to be known
by the world as number one.
But I could do that without outselling you.
Correct.
I could be number one without outselling you.
I wasn't even talking about sales.
Okay.
I'm saying that.
Unless that's in your blood.
I think it is.
I'm going to just get a word
on my best project
and let them decide.
Exactly.
Right?
And then go back in my hole
for something.
No nothing.
Yeah.
I'm putting this out
and I'm out.
But the competitor in you,
nigga,
if you don't care.
I don't know him.
So I'm saying
he may be
super aggressive.
Like,
let me show this nigga something.
Or he might not be.
Let me get back to this album.
Yeah.
We've gone off a bit.
Back to this album.
And I'm only, personally, if I never hear Drake and Future again on a Drake song, let me repeat.
If I never hear them together again on a Drake song, I'm happy.
Yeah. But see, Joe, this is the same back to your whole point Hove has his list of artists that he will work with Ross Jeezy he got his ones that
he you're gonna hear on a whole album what were our songs on the last whole album the last whole
album he didn't have any rap features we took my 444 so what um okay so go before that go before that
what's the album before that ross was on there he was the next whole all right cool the next album
the next whole album they work together a lot is what i'm saying the next whole they have the next
whole album will probably be what throne maybe if that was that's a joint that's a joint album
i'll go blueprint three I've heard Hov.
You know Ross is a Hov favorite.
Yes.
He has his people.
All I'm saying is Hov has his people that he's going to work with.
Yeah.
Whether it be their album, his album, I'm going to work with them.
But I'm saying, no, see, I disagree even though I know the stats prove me different.
I know that Ross has been a mainstay on, and I'm not pulling everything up, but Hov was on.
I mean, Ross was on the fucking shit.
Fuck me.
Yeah, I got it.
That's what album is that, Magna Carter?
That's Magna Carter.
Ross, Jeezy, we know Hov's favorites are.
Yes.
I don't think you're going to hear them all the time on a fucking Hov album.
Today, if Hov put an album out today, you're probably not.
And moving forward.
And that's what I'm saying about Drake.
But Drake ain't where Hov is right now.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
I'm saying I don't care about that.
Don't give me the yell.
I don't care about that.
I'm not trying to say they're in the same place.
But they took the same ladder.
They took the same ladder.
So I want to hear Drake and Future
on Future's project.
Or on their joint duet.
On their duet project.
Or on the Lucy.
Drake time is the finals.
Big game.
No.
Fuck these niggas.
Sorry.
I disagree.
I know.
I know.
I know.
And I'm tossing it to you i'll
tell you what the whole album you're telling me you're on top and you know you're on top because
you ain't seen nobody else there you're telling me that the whole album so i i'm just telling you i
if i never hear him in future him and travis him and uh 21 savage him and thug and mind you all
these people i want to hear when he over there with them.
When he over there with them.
But you know who Drake is?
Joe's opinion.
Drake is the dude that go get with his friends for the kickback to try to invite some girls over.
And they put the Pro Tools up?
And he dealing with the girls that they bring over.
Oh, he like you. I never deal with the girls you girls that they bring over. Oh, he like you.
I never deal with the girls you niggas bring over.
One thing's consistent about Joe.
Never.
Joe brings sand.
His own.
The whole time you've known me, nigga.
Look up all you want.
Go ahead and do your little whatever you got to do.
But listen.
Drake. Hey, future come over. It'll be future girls young thug girls hey chris brown girls these girls to anybody girls it don't matter that drake could get the baddest girls he's just
gonna entertain and drake the nigga that's gonna get on the pickup pickup team a pickup basketball
game in the park and do whatever the team is missing now it don't matter if he got the best
jump shot here so yeah some of these songs i really be grooving on the drake album and then
your fucking friend comes on i don't give a fuck about your friend no i was about to say that's me
i know he a nice dude i know his business yo dog even when the billboards was went up i was shaky
i was shaky on it not because i didn't like none of them people.
Don't fuck up what I'm saying.
I love all of those people.
I just want to hear them on their time.
The best artists in the world can't put up a billboard naming you niggas and it get me excited.
I thought it was cool.
It's not to get you excited.
It was cool.
It's not to get you excited.
It was cool.
That wasn't for you.
True.
I get it.
It wasn't for you.
I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. We all get what you're saying. I know it's not to get you excited. It was cool. That wasn't for you. True. I get it. It wasn't for you. I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying.
We all get what you're saying.
I know it's not for me.
I'm only giving you my run through.
I know it's not for me and I know it works and I know it's big business.
I know it's the best artist in the world.
Yeah, you got to think about that.
I know that he cook up with these dudes.
I know that he can make shit from any region, wherever.
I know all of that.
I'm just telling you as a Drake fan.
But listen, Drake, that's the thing about being a Drake fan fan it it's bigger than you now exactly i'm the biggest i'm currently the biggest
artist in bigger than you music today right now so yeah i have to make sure i tap into everybody
that's my peers and more i don't need to hear I have to hear Lil Baby when I hear Drake yeah you do
now
on a Drake album
and on a Baby album
it has to be there
because any
for you to even be
acknowledged as a real musician
like prime time musician today
you have to have
the Baby on your shit
Lil Baby
Lil Baby
I'm sorry
Lil Baby
and I'm pretty sure
if the bullshitting happened
there was a Baby feature
somewhere too
that didn't make it
coulda
maybe
but I'm just saying I don't need that like the bullshitting happened, there was a baby feature somewhere too that didn't make it. Coulda. Maybe.
But I'm just saying,
I don't need that.
Like... I'm with you on,
I'm a little...
I understand.
I'm cool on the future features
with Drake.
I understand your point.
Especially way too sexy.
I'm very cool with that.
I reckon it's...
I'm very cool.
We didn't get to that part yet.
It's cool.
Go ahead.
I'll save it.
I understand.
Go ahead.
No, I'm tossing ice.
I've been talking to you.
No, no, no, no, no.
We were in agreeance with you but he i'm just saying i get the features i get he had to do these features because these are don't have to do nothing he don't have to do i don't have to
do nothing and stop playing with his name like that no no no he don't have to do nothing he
don't gotta do that he does not have to drink stop drake's not putting out an album with no
features on him i would agree with you but he don't have to do that. Drake's not putting out an album with no features on it. I would agree with you, but he don't have to do that.
What I'm saying is
these my niggas,
I'm making a project,
I like work on y'all,
come through.
Ain't even just that.
And these are the...
I know what they want to hear.
It don't got to be bigger than that.
I know what they want to hear.
It don't have to be bigger than that.
And that's why
I put the billboard up in Atlanta
letting them know,
yo, I got...
I got y'all niggas on here.
I got the niggas that y'all want to hear.
I got y'all niggas.
They on the album.
He don't got to do it, though.
I will not be surprised if Way Too Sexy is a hit, though.
I love it.
He don't have to do that.
I love it.
I know.
I know.
Take my hip hop card away from me.
I know.
Snatch it away.
I'll never wear a backpack again.
That record is terrible.
Turn in your jazz port now.
Listen, some of you niggas liked his birthday fucking song.
Stop it.
That record is terrible, too.
Stop it.
Ratchet, happy birthday.
Terrible.
I get to like this song.
Sorry.
But anyway, listen.
It's terrible.
Where was I at?
Outside of that, and I'm not mad at the features.
Oh, here's the other thing.
Give it to me.
Go ahead.
This shocked me for Drake.
I think it was about four of these records leaked
like early yep like when the fake leak was floating around back in january he kept them
these records was on there they don't usually do that so i was shocked when i'm listening to
song like wait a minute what the fuck they just changed the name uh i don't listen not around a lot of 42 uh there's another one uh desires they just changed the names of them and i'm like that's
not really a move from them i was a little shocked usually when something leaked they throw it and
they i'm cooking up brand new with the extra time on it was the verses the same um there was an added
feature on love all which was originally a lot
of 42 that's the whole record oh okay that wasn't on there but the drake shit was the same
so i was i was just shocked like they know them records was out there there was an entire like
18 songs that went around back in january people were saying was the drake album
and i remember i don't i don't listen to leaks. Yeah, like again, I think you're looking at that
from your perspective
because you're so engulfed in music.
I'm looking at it because
records from Drake has leaked before
that was supposed to be on the album.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying.
But the average consumer
may not know that.
The average worldwide consumer
may not know that.
They know that.
Drake and them know that.
Oh, yeah.
That's all I'm saying.
They know what records have gotten out. So they they'll clip them oh that's out never mind we're
gonna play this yeah that's what i mean hey look i wish everyone could tell me exactly what they
need for me the first second
they speak to me I'm not with all the secrecy secretly beefing me behind
closed doors but playing it peacefully for the streets to see my nigga have some
decency
why you stop let it breathe for a minute This the one
Nah it's a couple
This is the one
It's a couple
Yeah
Go squad
Hey
Look
I wish everyone could tell me exactly what they need from me
The first second they speak to me
I'm not with all the secrecy secretly beefing me
Behind closed doors but playing it peacefully
For the streets to see my nigga have some decency
That's just
Have some decency fam
Nah or not
Don't speak to me then
There's not even nothing to break down
just keep
fam just said it
yeah
but good
good to know that
y'all niggas is doing
that to other people
out there
not just you
yeah
1000
good to know that
that's happening
to other men
secretly beefing me
behind closed doors
but playing it
peacefully for the
streets to see
why do people do that?
Pussilonymous.
Cowards.
Pussilonymous, man.
I don't like it, but it's happening.
It's cowardly.
He's right about that.
It's cowardly.
It's unfortunate Aubrey is going through that.
It's horrible.
Don't move like a puto.
Could at least keep it a buck like X to Pumbo.
I'm able.
Don't call me a puto.
I'm from the border like Vito.
No, you niggas is putos, man.
Yo, I'm going to start saying that.
That's my new shit.
Poodle, yo.
That's my new shit.
Yo, that's funny.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I'm calling y'all.
I'm holding y'all accountable.
I'm holding y'all accountable.
Y'all couldn't wait.
You, Kanye.
I don't like it. I don't like it. Oh, that line. Nigga, please. wait. You, Kanye, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
You can't not like that.
I'll just get right to say, you can't not like that.
You was the king of the current event sports bar.
You game in Wale.
You can't do that.
That's too easy, my nigga.
That's rapper 101.
Nigga, make a rhyme with that fucking name you had to
learn how to say his name to even say this like we didn't know his name it's greek freak dog
it's just greek freak not shit Kanye said fuck that I'm gonna use the Giannis part I'm not even
saying the last name it's cool I'll keep it going he found some more I made north of the border like
Vito Rizzuto throwing parties in Miami they They loving us mucho. With the whole ratio.
Yo, y'all don't think he should be arrested?
Honestly.
Look at where his brain is.
They loving us mucho.
Look how he say goodbye when he leaving the bar.
He's like, mucho.
Yo.
I don't think that's what he meant. No, no, that's not.
What are you talking about?
That's not what that means.
They feel...
Mucho means like more.
A lot.
So they love us a lot, bro.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck that, nigga.
Mucho, bitch.
Why?
Fuck is he talking?
They loving us, nigga.
Why?
No, nigga.
They love us a lot.
They love us a lot.
They love us out here. I'm like, we theas. Why? No, niggas. They love us a lot. They love us a lot. They love us out here.
What?
I'm like, we the boys.
Bro, you wrong.
There's a mass shortage of people giving me kudos.
I've been doing this since T-Pain was pouring us nouveau.
You too.
It's been a long time.
Don't do that.
Don't do that to Paine.
It was a while ago.
But don't do that.
Paine was minding his business.
Someone's here.
He's selling pink champagne.
Wait, look.
When I run the country, They'll say Trudeau.
Papi, Chulo, Grippa, and Kulo.
And I got the flows.
Niggas steal like boot toes.
You boys reaching new lows.
Letting me take the rap for that Casper the Ghost shit.
While you finding all of the loopholes.
You niggas moving too cold.
See the watch collection and assume I got time.
Because of the Ruby Rose two-tone.
I switch it to the one I call R.P. Nipipsey cuz I swear to God the bezel got 60 of them blue stones
maybe I'm getting two stone Cala cut a marble for my tombstone here lies a
nigga that never lied in his new song or any of his old songs they sing them
shits like folk songs kumbaya boom by yay know that I'll stay on me bad bitches
trying to come through and lay on me Trying to get the Earl Grey on me
But I ain't really into talking niggas
All you keep getting from me is one for the walk of shame
Hey fam, this what Kanye don't got
True
This is what that Kanye album don't got
Rapping nigga
I don't give a fuck about the instrumentation
All y'all niggas come here with the flute to the water
There was a lot of rapping on there No, not that It ain't that about the instrumentation, all y'all niggas come here with the flute to the waltz, and the break.
No, not that. It ain't that.
Y'all can say whatever y'all, it's not
that. So when I came in here
and said that shit was a six, and y'all niggas said it was
a masterpiece, that's what the piece was missing.
Rapping. There was some rapping
on that. You don't have to yell at me.
Yo, yo, yo.
Whatever I said was last week.
That was not a rap album. That too. I'm not. I gave it. I love you. Whatever I said was last week. Kanye's album's not a rap album.
That too.
I'm not.
I gave it the six with you.
I know.
But I'm just saying, that's not a rap album.
I'm not going to expect this from you.
That's like Drake making an album.
I expect this from Drake.
I'm not.
Watch this though. Watch this though.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
And he lying, cause Drake got the tea.
You know Drake.
But that's the only tea he giving up
he saying
he got it
no he saying
they trying to get the tea
on me
like they gonna come
lay up on me
and try to get
what I'm doing
he ain't pillow talking
no more is what he saying
or just trying to find out
about my life
the only tea you getting
from me is the one
in the walk of shame
heart is on my sleeve
my body is in the
hall of fame
high fashion
ain't nobody ask you
about your clothes
but go ahead
high fashion and my life is my life is full of climaxes and my wishes come true Hall of Fame. High fashion. Nigga, ain't nobody ask you about your clothes, but go ahead. High fashion.
And my life is full of climaxes.
And my wishes come true without blowing an eye.
F and Bronco.
Come on, man.
True without blowing eyelashes.
Up at Bronco.
Fishbowl wine glasses.
That's how we passing time.
100,000 on the line.
At the table praying banker shows a natural nine.
It never happens half the time.
I lose a night's of steel.
Still a vibe Still Still a vibe
Still a vibe
Bro
Do y'all hear him
Yeah
Yeah
I hear
It's like the man told you
He was down 200
And winning life
On a daily basis
Come on man
He told us
We at the table
Playing banker shows
And natural nine
It never happens
Half the time
What the
Come on man
That's like what
Hov kept talking about
Playing guts in like 99.
Everybody's like, ooh.
Hey, yo.
Pop.
Nah, nah.
Listen, go ahead.
Go ahead, because I don't want to keep talking.
Nah, that's it.
Like, yo, when you a rapper, this is what you're supposed to do.
Y'all keep saying it's a gospel album.
Every person, every performer on the album.
No, that's not what I'm talking about Kanye.
Stop.
This is about Drake album.
We're not even pitting them against each other. We did the album. No one has ever talked about Kanye. Stop. This is about Drake album.
We're not even pitting them against each other.
We did Kanye album.
This is about Drake album.
This is about Drake.
This is Drake album.
And no one goes
to Kanye for bars.
That's what I'm saying.
Like you expected
something from somebody
you know you're not
going to get it from.
Yeah, it's okay, man.
It's all right.
That's not true.
That's the things I sell.
You over there in denial.
We not neck and neck.
It's been a lot of years.
Bro.
Yo, can y'all do me a favor?
Leave him alone.
Seriously.
Yo, even if you think this album's me, I'm with you.
Come on.
Let's do it.
The album take? No, no. No me I'm with you come on let's do it the album take
no no
no I'm saying
them
oh okay
even if you think
this album is whack
he's whack
commercialized
bubblegum microwave
fuck the game up
ghost writers
I know
yeah
singing
this
when this nigga
checks a watch
and
and the map
what city is's in.
Check the GPS.
Yeah, it's go time.
It is curtain.
It's not time for play play when they do that.
You know how you be sleeping on a long road trip,
you pull over for gas, got to answer the phone.
Where we at?
Where we at right now?
He don't play when he on.
It's 1030 in Albuquerque.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, let me break this down.
Man, fuck her respectfully
I just want my respect
Woah woah woah woah woah
Uh huh
Uh huh
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
Yeah
Come on
I told you Justin LaBoy
I told you to chill out
Now we gonna shit on you
Little catch word
Fuck her respectfully Nigga Yo Drake is such a spicy Scorpio man shit on you little catch word fucking respectfully
nigga
yo Drake is such a
spicy Scorpio man
if you think
he forgot something
you did
fuck your shit
Justin LaVoy
he might as well say it
no no
he might as well say
fuck you
hey since you wanna
stand next to him
you get it too dog
they try to label me mean
I say what I mean
people that could've stayed on the team.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stole that.
Huh?
Stole that.
Stole what?
That line.
They tried to label me mean.
I say what I mean.
I heard number three say that before.
People that could have stayed on the team.
They played in between.
What after that?
You mean the first part?
Yeah.
Some say that I'm mean.
Now they got it fucked up.
I just say what I mean.
Everybody say that.
Every good rapper says that one.
I just try to give you props. They say I shit on I shit on you no no give me props for other shit like I'm told I'm Ted Dan I was that's my
bar
All right, forget it.
No, no, that was it. Forget it.
Come on, back to the drink.
Back to the drink.
Come on.
Ted, yeah, dog.
Who was nice like that?
Who would say that?
The young niggas don't know who Ted Danson is.
I know, and that's why I can't come back to that.
No, you can't.
I'm going to write a verse the other day.
I'll talk about fucking Metroid or types of old shit.
Wait, hold up.
Why you trying to write verses, yo?
I'm going to sneak in some Fortnite shit.
Fortnite the night.
Fortnite the fort. Yeah, it was over. I went back. I tucked in. We good? I tucked away. I tucked trying to write verses, yo? Nigga had to sneak in some Fortnite shit. Ooh, Fortnite the night, Fortnite the foot.
Yeah, it was all right.
It was all right.
I went back.
I tucked in.
We good?
I tucked away.
I tucked away.
We good, right?
Let's keep going.
No, we good, right?
Yes, we fine.
We good.
All right.
Trying to write verses.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
Wait.
Fuck you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo.
Wait.
Let's not do pod no more.
It's over.
Yo, dawg.
I had to pull my niggas out the mud like I'm training my marines.
You niggas hot to the little kids.
I should have left you niggas muddy.
You niggas hot to them little kids.
You ain't famous to me you niggas is hot
to trippy red in them told y'all made me straight for the head not aiming to please i could give a
fuck about who designing your sneakers into you wait a second buddy somebody put you on a guild
and you play with my seed trust me there's some shit you really
gotta come see to believe that's why your people not believe that's why you buying into the hype
the depressed feeding you you know the fourth level of jealousy is called medium drake you can't trick
me dog yo just give us your the Instagram handle of your spiritual advisor
you didn't bump into
this line
you was in therapy one
day where did you even learn
this media is the fourth
level of wait what
you knew that
who knew that
I didn't know it was level
me neither man
that nigga done read
the fucking
51 laws of power
what is he doing
that nigga twisted
the media
on Kanye
said fuck
Justin the boy
fuck Virgil
play with my
if you post my address
again you bitch ass nigga
that's what he said
I'ma put you on a t-shirt
A gilded
A gilded
A gilded
A cheap chumpy
A cheap chumpy
The shit that hit you next
Yeah
Wait look
Then he went to God
Then he went to God
The Bible revelation
Oh hey hold up
Isn't that an ironic revelation
Oh my god
Don't go to church on him
Don't go to church on him
Wait holy shit
Hey what's that shit The shame on somebody said Hey Kanye chillin If Drake don't go to church on him. Don't go to church on him. Wait, holy shit.
Hey, what's that shit the shade room somebody said?
Hey, Kanye chillin' and Drake don't say nothing.
Hey, Drake said something.
No, no, no, no, no.
He continues to say something.
No, no, he keep naïve. He got some more to say.
No, no, no, keep going.
Get that address to your driver, make it your destiny.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
See, that's different talk there.
Whoa, whoa.
Don't post it.
Whoa.
Give it to your driver.
Yo, I immediately hit my driver for the cookies.
I was like, yo, did we try to go like,
is it, did we do something wrong?
Like, it ain't us, right?
Revelation, get that address to your driver,
make it your destination.
Instead of just a post out of desperation,
it's me reaching the deepest state of my meditation.
Why you over there trying to impress the nation?
Minds running wild with the speculation
Why the fuck we peacemaking doing the explanations?
If we just gonna be right back in that bitch without hesitation
Mm-hmm
Talking
They friends though
Right
Remember that?
Right, right
Sheesh
Good, good, good
Yo
What?
Not the Gildan You still on the Gildan.
You still on the Gildan?
I'm going to put you on one.
Play with mine.
When he tweeted on Instagram on release day,
he was like, or the day before,
when he said, 24 more bars and I'm finished.
We will toast champagne.
I said, nigga, check this this watch you doing one of them times
times and places
yeah you don't announce the bars
you got left this is what it was
it was this no it was definitely this it was this
it was this you peeved me off
hey I'm tired of you niggas
Lucian hold up for a minute
hey don't hit the
button yet One more
Just a sec
Just a sec BRB
You know he said something like that
But let me digress on behalf of the association
I'll play it cool with you Denmark
A nigga like Copenhagen
See they getting loose with the line like open cages
In a lot of Ferrari, my emotions racin'
Dance not a condo, ocean bathing
Niggas textin', bro, but we are not in no close relation
I was down to get these niggas credit, but hold the payment
Y'all catch the Denmark flip?
That was nice.
That was nice.
That was nice.
Okay.
That's old school shit.
Mm-hmm.
You don't really see that.
That was some new shit
back in the day.
You might have said that.
You all right, Joe?
No.
You dazed.
You punched wrong.
No, that's when I was sitting
on my little wicker chair.
Hey. I was sitting on my little wicker chair. I was sitting on my little wicker chair like...
Wait, wait.
Hold the payment?
That's the best feeling in the world
when you catch the payment?
All that shit, nigga?
Nah, not holding payment on the Kanye credit.
Hey, Kanye, wait, hold up.
I'm playing.
Somehow I'm the greatest in the game to my own amazement.
The next lines were made it funny.
That's the line that made it funny.
Because it's humility, but it's arrogance.
Yo, I'm the best.
Never thought I would be because you were the best.
But hold up.
Hold the payment. Oh, I would be because you were the best. But hold up. Hold the paint, man.
Oh, shit, it's me.
No, wait.
What, I can't give you the credit?
No, hold it.
I'm the reason that you...
Holy shit, this little Canadian is going crazy.
The greatest in the world, there's no debating.
You boys about to will me to defeat like we rollerblading.
Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You won't get away with that, though.
No, no, no, no.
You can't?
No no no
Hell no
No no
I'm not letting that happen
Can't let it slide
Y'all have to stop
No more defeat
No more
You can't
It's over
No more defeat bars
Defeat
He defeats a lot
There's no way to do it dope now
We heard them all
Daylight did them all
Lux did them all
We can't hear this no more
But get it
Last time
This the last one
Last one we let out there
And that's it
Far as the Drake air man
We in the golden ages
Look at the total wages
And look at the heroes
Falling for grace
And they owe the ages
Oh god
If we talking top three
Then you been sliding
A third like stolen bases
Toss around robes
With the frozen faces
They used to tell me
Back in the day
Boy you going places.
Never understood why I could really take it.
Go, go, go, go.
I just want to see the girl face who said he would never
be as big as Trey.
So it's like, he ain't letting none of that go.
No, he's still on that.
Look, they used to tell me, boy, you going places.
He is spicy.
Drake going to shoot all these niggas, man. You don't think he forgot? He didn't. No, no, no. He is spicy. Drink on it. Drink on it. Shoot all these niggas, man.
Y'all don't think he forgot. He didn't.
No, no, no. He held all that shit.
Dog. There's negative energy to feed on.
Dog. Dog.
I'm speechless off of this.
And this is coming
right after that 21 Savage
song.
So that's right when I was shitting on him.
I was in my head this fucking mother
what he did though
the record stopped in my brain
I was in a good coffee
I walked that take back so fast
it's a good coffee right here
damn this coffee is hidden
what's that sentiment
yo it's no bullshit.
That boy is good.
Yo.
And why he did that to Swiss.
Come on, let's talk about it.
Why he let me pull it up.
Y'all want to get quiet.
We'll never see a versus.
It's over.
It's over.
I don't think Drake want to do no versus.
It's over now.
Drake versus Drake. That's it. Yeah. You don Drake want to do no verses. It's over now. Drake versus Drake.
That's it.
Yeah.
You don't need to do no verses.
Why would he ever?
Because it's cool, I guess.
I don't know.
Nah.
It's cool for Legacy X.
It's cool being me.
It's cooler being the biggest artist in the world.
What's the name of this song?
YOLO.
YOLO.
Yeah, you only live twice. YOLO. Whatever. YOLO. Yeah, you only live twice.
YOLOT.
Whatever.
YOLT.
YOLOT.
All right, we not diving into the album, right?
Huh?
Not yet.
Rather.
We've been diving in.
Yeah.
No, we diving under the tree.
Yeah. Yeah, 2.2 for the rap, he on the dial
Don't act like you're happy for me now
Don't act like you wasn't prayin' for catastrophic collapses
Catalog is a Macklet, still runnin' the game
Don't ask me about the practice, hoe, you go on vacation
Don't ask me about relaxin', not sure if you know
But I'm actually Michael Jackson, the man I see in the mirror
Is actually goin' platinum, unthinkable when I think of the way these niggas been acting
Yo
Drake
Drake
I gotta apologize real quick too
The Alicia Keys song that you did was called Unthinkable
So when you say unthinkable
It makes me go to Alicia Keys and the song you did with her
And then when you keep going and say it makes me go to Alicia Keys and the song you did with her mm-hmm and then
when you keep going and say yeah I never did you nothing and you play like we
family huh oh I see the cadence let's keep going let's do it next thing you want to
shoot me down or we can't be love I remember that you remember the interview
mm-hmm I kind of knew he would address that.
Of course.
Which interview?
For those who don't remember.
The Busta Rhymes interview.
It was him and Busta.
We didn't even talk about.
Whatever they were talking about,
they got to Drake quickly.
And Swiss went off.
He was a little tipsy off the hen.
The hen rock.
It was the henny that night.
Busta tried to stop him.
He kept going.
Next morning morning he apologized
he said it ain't nothing but love blah blah blah blah but drake is a scorpion
that walk back they ain't even walking it back next thing you want to shoot me down it can't
be loved not sure where you was trying to send it he's so spicy. It's definitely not up. Yo, if you want to know why the women love this nigga, he is the spice king.
I'm not sure.
Girl.
Yo, this is, girl, move around.
That's what this is.
Yo, I'm not sure where you was trying to send it.
It can't be up.
No, no no definitely not up
that day you sounded like a bitch
you fancy
this is a cold
blooded killer
Parks you would know this a little bit
more than I would
it was a movie on
I'm sorry it was a movie on
it was a movie just came out
on the movies at Man of God, Men of God, whatever.
And it's yet another reimagination of the Ted Bundy confession tapes when he had a week to live.
And I watched it.
And in it, they're trying to tell the dude that was tasked to interview him in the last week,
yo, stop playing.
Get the information that we need.
You keep going in there.
You're thinking you're making friends with him, and he's toying with you.
Like, he's playing around with you.
Stop playing with this guy. This guy is the smartest.
He is a killer.
Same.
Same.
He's Ted Bundy?
He's a killer. This guy's a killer. This he's a killer this guy's a killer
this guy's a killer man
I'm still not giving y'all
an album take
I don't have no album take
it's been a day nigga
you tell me what you think about it
but what I am saying
this guy is a killer
real quick
like I said
you're the
music guy
talk to me
I read
that this sample's Fancy.
Oh, I don't know.
The beat?
I don't know.
I didn't hear that.
Okay.
I don't think so, though.
It doesn't stand out to me anyway.
I don't think Fancy had a sample.
Well, I mean, that actual beat.
Like, it's played in this beat.
I didn't hear it.
Okay.
But I don't know how that shit worked.
So I said, let me ask Parks.
While we're on this, and I'm not beat mixer guy, so. And I didn't analyze it, by how that shit work. This is us parts while we're on this and I'm not beat mixer guy
So and I didn't analyze I could be wrong
It could be in there if I'm going off my ear test, it sounds like a bit of fancy could be in this
That's why let's move that to the side here. I
Never did you nothing you play like we family, huh?
Next thing you want to shoot me down, it can't be love.
Not sure where you was trying to send it, it can't be up.
That day you sounded like a bitch.
You fancy, huh?
Yeah.
Go.
You fancy, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's in there.
It's in there.
You can hear it, right?
Shout out to Bink.
I think Bink did that.
That's crazy.
Bink definitely did this.
That's fucking nuts.
But that's the other part of this.
Bink sent me this beat when we was going back and forth about maybe me
doing something. And he sent me this beat
and that wasn't too long ago, but
maybe over a year ago.
And I thought to myself... It was a little minute ago.
Yeah, right? You remember that. Yeah.
And he sent, this was one of the beats he sent and I didn't
touch it because it got me in my
you, me, him, her bag from Rockefeller.
Like that's what this beat was giving me.
It's got them drops.
Yeah.
And when it came on here, I was trying to figure out where I heard it before.
And then I was like, oh, Bink.
Bink sent me this.
And then they started killing.
And then Ross started killing.
And then Drake started killing.
And then I was sad that this was Bink's representation on the album.
Because Bink and Just have long had the Bink-Just thing going on.
Yeah, I thought about that too.
Because it sounds like Lord Knows-ish. Lord Knows is Ross
Drake.
And the budget.
And the Harlem Boys Choir. And whatever
the Views budget was. It was a different time
back then.
Lord Knows.
It was on Views.
Whatever album that was, the budget was knows. It was on Views. No, it was on Take Care.
Whatever album that was, the budget was bigger.
Yeah.
It sounded bigger.
And later on, I'm going to get to my budget take with this album.
I'll give you that at least.
But I was sad that this is Bink showing in the Just Bink comparison.
Bink is much greater than this beat.
That's not a knock to this beat.
They smoked this.
And Bink is much greater than this beat.
That's not a knock to this beat.
They smoked this.
But if you're attempting to do the Just Blaze versus Bink thing that we tend to do, don't do it with this beat.
Yeah.
Don't do it with this beat. Especially because it's a similar style of beat.
You know what I'm saying?
So people are automatically going to compare it to Lord No.
Yo, I asked you in the car.
I said, yo, i didn't look up
the credits i said yo who produced that he was like bing i said i thought it was just and it
makes sense because being just like that yep well now let me get to the production on this whole
thing on my really bad views take i commended 40 for what he did and i was trashing drake for what
he did even if i was wrong on the take,
I separated the two.
I'm here to do that again.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
Just the opposite?
I didn't read what was going on.
But I put the rest of them on 40.
So I'm putting this on 40.
He mixed the album.
He produced a couple of them too not his best showing I don't disagree I didn't listen to it on real speakers I don't listen to it on air buds
but this this song particularly on the air buds I was like it sounds like a little even if he
didn't produce nothing like I assume that 40 is tasked with the arranging of everything
on a Drake album.
To a degree, I'm sure. And the arrangement was
cool on here, but off the Kanye
album, it was tough.
I expected. And that's
Kanye, boy, I see what you did.
I see what you did, boy.
Or I see what Universal did.
Somebody did it. I don't know
who did it. Somebody fucking did it. I don't know who did it.
Somebody fucking did it.
I don't think this, whoever was tasked with the arrangement and all of that, not the greatest.
See, I have the exact opposite take on my views.
Boy, did Drake show up.
I think he showed up.
I think he did everything he had to do beside the features.
I think he made the features sound the best he could.
He put the right, you know, the niggas that's in the Drake First Class Club.
You know how you get United, you get to go in there.
When you wait, you get to go in the little cool United First, United Club.
Yeah, shit that got real food in it.
Yeah, that shit.
It's the Drake Club.
It's Travis.
It's Thug.
It's fucking Future.
It's Hov. It's Gibby on.
It's Dirkio.
That's the Drake Club.
He did what he had to do there.
And all the music, he did it.
I even really like the Ready to Die sample.
All of the old samples, the cohesiveness.
I like all of that.
I like all that.
This sound more like, if you're reading this by now, it's Too Late Part 2.
That's what it sound like to me.
Sonically?
Some of them. Yeah. Those some of them yeah those stripped down those
really stripped down beats like the fucking 21 savage joint the durkio beat even a little baby
beat they so simplified the only time i've heard that from him before is if you went on
yeah yeah and i came in like an idiot rushing for a take rushing for a take and trashed
that shit and that was probably one of his best albums so i'm not rushing to no take y'all tell
me to fucking take y'all saying it's me i'm saying if i got kanye last week and i got dreg this week
i sit in a pretty good spot no matter what I think of these albums.
And see, I didn't know that y'all was still, I thought all y'all hated me.
Let me bring it back to me because I'm a narcissist.
I thought all y'all hated me.
So when I gave my Kanye review, I was just coming here to give it with my friends.
Like me and Parks make music, my engineers, I mean, it's like it's us in here.
So I'm just kicking it.
Me and Parks make music.
My engineer, Ice, like it's us in here.
So I'm just kicking it.
I didn't know y'all were rushing to listen to what my opinion was on the Kanye album so you could post it in big, bold font and say Joe Budden says this is a masterpiece.
I didn't know.
But that's what y'all did.
I was home laughing like, boy, I misspoke.
I misspeak a lot.
I think that was masterful, what he did.
Maybe not so much masterpiece, but I think that was masterful What he did Maybe not so much masterpiece But boy it was masterful
Problem with you blogs
When y'all take shit
Y'all don't ever recant, redo, put the white out
Y'all don't ever
Y'all say some shit
And you fucking go
So now what you want me to say right now about Drake
Like what do you want
You want me to give my honest opinion on this album
coming off of the Kanye shit to somebody who waited a year to put his album out somebody I
like you want me to step on the release step on the rollout say it's horrible like what do you
I'm not doing it don't use me to project some of you niggas you came you went y'all don't deserve
it from me and I don't deserve it from
y'all tell me what you think enjoy the music see i want to get back to that don't don't don't
restrict me to having to have some grandiose take off of two listens let me go finish experiencing
this it's women cursing me out in my phone whose numbers ain't saved.
They popped right up.
I hate that about the Drake day.
They pop up.
And another thing.
I'd be like, yo, who?
Wait.
You don't get to do that.
Reestablish the commitment.
Like, you can't.
No, no, no, no.
So let me do all that.
For now, real cool.
Big mistake not letting that you have a shit run
fuck are you thinking what are you thinking dog yo you knew not new but a lot of you new age
perfectionists you're doing that shit you're trying to do that you i know where you get it
from you get it from the faith heavens era where i got it I'll play it y'all talk
well
can we
can we get a
a what
a one to ten
I can't do that yet
I literally
just finished
listening to it
walking in here
to record
here's my thing
can't get
why were you able
to do it with
Kanye's album then
cause I had
two days
to listen to it
no you didn't
yeah I did
I had it the night before and I got to listen to it the next day I had two days to listen to it. No you didn't. Yeah I did. I had it the night before and I
got to listen to it the next day.
You had two full
listens. You listened to Drake's album once?
That's it? Is what you said? I barely listened to it
even one time.
I listened to the album
two full times through
and skipped around. And we had heard
Ye's shit two or three times. That is true.
That actually is what lowered my rating because I've heard it.
Same thing with a couple of these records.
These is old records.
But overall on this album, this ain't it.
Damn.
This is not it.
And this is a very safe Drake album.
I agree that it was very safe.
It was safe.
Super safe.
I'm not ready to say it's not it.
This ain't it.
Not with coming up. Not with. One to ten. Hold on. I'm going to was very safe. It was safe. Super safe. I'm not ready to say it's not it. This ain't it. I'm not ready to say it's not it.
Not with coming, not with.
One to ten.
Hold on.
Let me, I'm going to get to that.
But not with you having, you getting the nine month delay to put the finishing touches on it.
You get the extra time.
Not with all of that.
Not fair.
Why is it not fair?
You got extra time.
Says you.
Says the greedy, entitled consumer.
Let him finish.
No, no, I want to hear that.
I want to hear that.
No, no, I want to hear that.
If my release date is October Halloween-ish 2020.
Okay.
And I complete my album and I hand it in.
And then life happens.
Because you're on life on life's terms.
Of course.
I got COVID.
My baby, my baby moms.
I broke my foot.
Oh, shit.
Let me put something out to kind of, I got this music that was ready to be released.
And we waited a few months.
So now let me put something out to keep it going up.
So I did that. Hey, I'm the biggest star. So I got to do that different. I went and shot a few months. So now let me put something out to keep it going up. So I did that.
Hey, I'm the biggest star.
So I got to do that different.
I went and shot a couple videos.
Fucking like.
He had some heat, by the way, in between.
All I'm saying is for the mutt niggas, yeah, you get more time if you now got an extra year before you release.
Not for Drake.
Drake don't have more time.
I could tell you what Drakeke did from october to now
one because he promised us an interview and two because i'm a drake stan so when you say the album
is coming in october or we a couple weeks away before you broke your foot or whatever now i'm
watching you like a hawk okay and he was busy he busy. He had a little, I bought a scooter.
You see how much
I like my scooter?
Mm-hmm.
When he broke his shit,
he had a little mini scooter
to ride around his house.
Nigga,
I brought a scooter
to your house
when I broke my ankle.
Little different
when your house
is 70,000 square feet
is all I'm saying.
Yo,
if you watched his Instagram,
boy,
he was having so much fun.
He was riding from his bed to the kitchen, from the kitchen to the couch.
It's like, oh, this nigga's a kid in a candy store.
I know, because my scooter make me feel like that.
Hey, yeah, the chef over, the nurse looked good.
I kept hearing the biggie line.
The doctor said I need about three weeks of recovery.
But the nurses is loving me, saying, even if you check his story right now,
the women working this
project beautiful hey go ahead i'm gonna let you finish i'm finished already i'm just telling you
i want to rebuke you didn't have a year of time to go but he had a year to go maintain
anticipation suspense build up and to continue doing drake things here's a joke hold on real
quick hold on hold on hold on i hear all that joe this is the same man that just said 24 more build up and to continue doing Drake things. Here's the thing. I put a candle out. Real quick. I put a speaker out.
I hear all that.
Joe, this is the same man that just said 24 more bars.
He just adding shit.
So he had more time, clearly.
No.
He just added this at the last minute.
No, he did not.
He was home making candles until Kanye dropped.
What I'm saying is the album was finished.
He needed 24 more bars just like he did on whatever that album was. I'm going to diss Kanye for the album was finished. Then he needed 24 more bars,
just like he did on whatever that album was.
I'm going to disc Kanye for the whole album album.
I don't know the name of the album,
but you know when he going back in.
I hear that.
I'm shutting up.
I hear that.
I'm saying is this was your album.
This was your album.
Now, okay, October, album finished, turned in, right?
We have leaks come right after October.
A whole bunch of your music.
I don't know if the old shit that leaked was the actual album now at this point.
We don't know that.
The shit you said earlier makes so much more sense now.
You don't know Drake to ever take something from a leak and put it out until now.
Correct.
Tells me he was busy. Tells me he was busy.
Tells me he was busy.
So I'm supposed to grade the album on a curve because you was busy?
This is what you put out.
I'm taking what you put out.
I know, but you-
Why would it constitute grading it on a curve, then?
Because he's saying it tells me he was busy, so I shouldn't hold that against him, even
though you had the extra year because you were busy during that year. I, so I shouldn't hold that against him, even though you had the extra year
because you were busy during that year.
I'm saying you shouldn't hold that extra year.
I'm kind of agreeing with you,
but I'm just pushing back.
Who says that because I had an extra year,
I had to go do more work?
Not saying you had to.
I'm just saying that.
That's what you're saying.
No, no.
That's what I'm pushing back.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying you have to.
I'm saying with the year you had,
this is still what you put out. That's all. I'm not saying that. to. I'm saying with the year you had, this is still what you put out.
So you're saying that.
I also want to say that as far as it being a safe Drake album, while I agree, that's
what we kind of want from Drake.
We have the Kanye's and the Kendrick's to give us the fucking jazz saxophone and the
industrial metal music.
I'm just saying this is nothing that we don't already have from Drake, in fact.
That's what I'm saying.
I disagree with that, but that's what you want from Drake.
So that's not going to make this an amazing album to me.
I've heard this album five times.
I don't disagree.
I saw Michael Jordan's jump shot over Craig Elo a million times, and that shit's sexy every time.
I was just about to say, that's the Simone Biles argument.
That because I'm so good, and I keep doing the same exact thing
now you
now you
now you knocking me
because I'm just good
no that's different
that's different
no it's not
no it's not
the argument with her is
I'm doing
I'm attempting new shit
every time
that they can't do
no
and you're grading me differently
because they can't do it
I'm not doing the same shit
no I'm smoking
the same shit
that they can't do
and now y'all are looking at me different it's like yo she just too good this person got better
so now we're gonna give them a higher mark she just gonna keep getting what she get
no it's just you you haven't if you get if you give me a 10 flip this time the next flip
you watch the dunk contest a nigga do an amazing dunk and then come back oh like the same dunk do they rate you
a 10 again no you just did that not in the same competition i'm just saying it's like you do the
same i'm not repeated okay i think it's two different competitions i think i've seen the
judges say i would have gave it a 10 but we saw that last year he did that last year yeah because
dunks the dunk contest is based on something different.
I'm just saying that.
You're giving me the exact same thing over and over and over and over and over.
At the point, I'm used to it.
I don't have any expectation.
I heard you with the people.
Without them billboards, I could have told y'all who was going to be on the album.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
That's a lie.
It's not without expectation.
You have expectation, and you have it for a reason. Let's discuss the reason.
The reason is so far gone, take care and nothing was the same is probably some of the greatest
shit you ever heard in your life. Correct. And I'll throw views in there too, to me.
I'm throwing views in there. I'm not mad at you. That's why you have that expectation.
So when you say that this is not it, or mediocre.
I'm holding him to his bar.
Or corny.
He met the same expectation from the other folks. This ain't so far gone.
This ain't take care.
This ain't nothing was the same, and this ain't views.
The only thing to me that.
The ones that I hold him up here for, this ain't it.
Same reason I gave Kanye the six.
But this is why. The albums I hold you up here for, this ain't it. Same reason I gave Kanye the six. But this is why-
The albums I hold you up here for, this ain't it.
No, no, no, no, slow down.
I have so much in my brain to say to you.
I'm listening.
It's different.
Let's slow down.
Let me gather myself.
If we pull up Michael Jordan's averages on his very last year with the Wizards, it's not bad.
I think he averaged 25, right?
It's 21 at least. It's 21 at least. It's not bad. I think he averaged 25, right? It's 21 at least.
It's 21 at least.
But keep going.
Right?
It's like respectable shit.
Look, 26-3-1 at 40.
20 points, six rebounds, three assists, one steal.
I am certain that was better than a lot of people starting at the time
is that Mike no but by the standard could he lace up for a game or a season you're fucking right he
could because to fall off your dog I could fall off for eons and if by the standard, because you only got what the market is. The standard is the standard.
Drake delivered above average for the standard,
below average if you're holding him to Drake's standard.
I only hold you to your own standard.
I don't care about the rest of the liggas.
I saw Mike three-peat.
I disagree with that.
I saw him.
All right, let me finish.
I'll throw it to you.
I saw him three-peat.
I saw him three-peat again.
I saw him lose to the Magic. I saw him win some shit. I saw the finals. I saw a lot All right, let me finish. I'll throw it to you. I saw him three-peat. I saw him three-peat again. I saw him lose to the Magic.
I saw him win some shit.
I saw the finals.
I saw a lot of good finals.
I saw it.
I got it.
I got that.
Yo, Kanye gave me at least five of them.
Can't deny.
Yo, if Kanye want to give me bullshit for the rest of his career,
I might say something about it.
But, dog.
He can do it.
He's Kanye West.
He's earned it. He's out of here.
Drake is in that
too, but it's
Drake Day. He's the only one where
his release day is a music
holiday. So, listen, I've been
feeling it. You've been getting calls all morning.
I've been getting calls all morning from drug dealers
that have turned to music
analysts. Would y'all give it
to me? No, nigga. Go sell a pack and bring back fucking tray analysts would you all give it to me no nigga
go sell a pack
and bring back
fucking tray bags
while you're at it
that's stupid
it's only $100
I'm serious
this is the only release
where you can feel
the energy
okay
I'm just saying
hold on
if you want to call him corny
because you're holding him
to Beatles standards
I'm not holding him
to nothing but Drake standards
I don't care about
none of that other shit.
He didn't do nothing groundbreaking in this album.
But Drake, for a long time, I agree with Parks,
has been, if it ain't broke, don't break it.
I used to come in here beefing about that.
But once I accepted it,
that Drake is, if it ain't broke,
don't break it, I got too many
audiences to appeal to. Yo, check this out.
This is my opinion only.
Views came
out, I trashed it.
But he was one dance, he was giving
me that shit. I love Views.
But I was late to loving Views.
So because I was late,
I wanted him to one dance me again
on the next album, Scorpion.
And the next album.
And the next album.
Which was a lot of Caribbean world music kind of terrible. I like that pull up more life
Maybe I'm off
No, no, I like down but I will overall I'm just more life was there was no that's scorpion
Passion fruit More Life is my shit hey
there's a lot of
like world music
More Life is the one
yeah I like that
I love More Life
it's some shit on More Life
but I just
I do percentages
More Life is 22 records
anyway my point
okay
my point is
Drake has Tim's
on the record now
which is kind of
dance hall-ish
right
and it's the new sound
Afro beat-ish it's not the new sound it's the sound that he gave me he dance hall-ish right and it's the new sound Afrobeat-ish
it's not the new sound
it's the sound that he gave me
he gave it to you
no but
it was
call it a fucking
speed of speed
I'm calling it a speed
correct
but right now
the industry is
catching up to him
correct
they're caught up
but that's my point
about him being science
but I'm talking about
the Afrobeats
versus the Caribbean sound
even though
it's similar
it's similar and him doing that for me it's the same as kanye calling the locks
after the verses jumping on what's hot now they smoked that yes they did but part of a drake
release has to be that type of science which is why we get this billboards with these niggas i
don't care about with uh tims and why we get, like, I need for Drake,
one time,
this is not a critique,
one time,
just embrace
your full greatness.
I know I come in here
and do this to you every time.
I'm sorry.
It's not happening.
It's not happening.
You're too rich.
You're too many women.
It's not happening.
You and your baby moms
is co-parenting great. Congrats. I heard it. Like, listen, I heard it. Jealous of that shit. You're too rich. You're too many women. It's not happening. You and your baby moms is co-parenting great.
Congrats.
I heard it.
Like, listen.
I heard it.
Jealous of that shit.
I heard it too.
Maybe we got another topic later.
Different episode.
Different episode.
Not today.
But I hear it.
One album.
I want him to say,
remember he kept teasing us.
Yo, one day I want to put out
an album of just R&B
because that's really at my roots
and we wait for it.
We don't get it. You're not going to get it. I'm looking. I want the put out an album of just R&B because that's really at my roots and we wait for it we don't get it you're not going to get it
I want the album of no
features from Drake
you're not going to get that either
give me one where you rapping
it's just you
fuck features
fuck them niggas
that's what they thought
you're going to go rhyme with the same niggas
rhyme with nobody new.
Yeah, maybe so.
That's true.
What the fuck?
I want to keep hearing them and Travis.
Damn.
I don't like these niggas as much as he does.
Well, first off, him and Travis are okay.
They ain't been on a bunch of records together.
I don't care.
I'm not mad at Travis.
This is prime time.
And Travis is a prime time artist.
For you.
For his demographic.
No, for y'all.
The fuck?
These are the people
that he want to sell to.
They want to hear Travis on here.
Cut it out.
He's right.
He got the right people on here
for the people he trying to attract.
We saying the same thing
and we're saying different things.
Ice,
just so I'm clear,
Travis is an A plus act right now.
The end. Mm-hmm.
The end.
A thousand percent.
You don't have to convince me of that.
He is A1. He don't need him, though.
No, he don't.
You said for the niggas he trying to attract.
He can step in any room and be A1.
I'm not trying to, please understand me.
I'm not trying to diss Travis.
Okay.
He is that dude.
Drake is different.
And don't need Travis
so that
I'm not saying he needs Travis on his song
I'm not saying that
this is the difference I'm talking about
this is Drake waking up
out of bed album
it'll probably do 650
Kanye just did something
that I've never seen before
and the projection jumped up to 350
he's different
he's not Travis
he's not the rest of them
that's cool
this
is drill
Caribbean
R&B, techno, EDM, rap.
Stop. Stop it. Stop.
When y'all talk about these other niggas,
it's like every time I was a kid
and they told me Alien was going to fight the Predator
and Jason was going to fight Freddy
and this one was going to fight this one
and then you see it,
hey, Spider-Man's going to fight Venom,
Carnage is going to fight Freddie. And this one was going to fight this one. And then you see it. Hey, Spider-Man's going to fight Venom. Carnage is going to fight.
Stop it.
Stop it.
They walked, Magic Johnson ass walked out there with HIV.
Them niggas ain't want to touch him.
I can still tell he passed better than the rest of them.
I can still tell that.
Old.
Banned from the game.
70 pounds overweight.
And I can still tell he's different.
Stop.
I get Travis.
I get Kanye.
I get Kendrick.
If I'm not going to get a battle of the different niggas acknowledging that they're different and facing each other,
then let me separate everybody's differences and appreciate you for what you're giving me.
I'm not in a place to diss Drake and none
he's doing. You're on the downside.
You're almost about to pass the
baton, but you're still you. It's
like when niggas want to say that LeBron's not
the best today, but you got to be
careful.
He may not look like the best,
but if you say that,
you better be careful.
Because that nigga's petty.
In May.
Because he going to see it.
He going to remember that.
He going to see that you said it.
And he going to drop it.
He going to put that on your head top.
Now you're on Instagram.
Yo, I see what you said.
Yo, you.
He going to retweet you.
Quote, biggest start of a...
I seen what you said.
Dark mode all year.
You pissed me off.
We'll see you in a few months.
Aw.
Last nigga you need.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes we be in this pond. We say some shit about somebody. And then that nigga hear it. Remember our face when Ghostface walked in here? Yeah. last nigga you need you know sometimes
we be in the spot
and we say some shit
about somebody
and then that nigga hear it
remember our face
when Ghostface walked in here
yeah
same thing
it's the same thing
so I'm not trying
to diminish nobody
I think that 21 Savage
kills every feature he does
y'all know I'm a big Post
and a little fan
21 and Post
is like fucking Jesus
I think 21 is the best
from his little class era he's sick he's sick so I just don't want people to misinterpret what I'm a big Post Malone fan. I think he's the best. 21 and Post is like fucking Jesus. I think 21 is the best from his little class era.
He's sick.
He's sick.
So I just don't want people to misinterpret what I'm saying.
All of these dudes are sick.
But when it's the finals, I don't need to see your friends.
I don't need to see them.
Remember your mom used to say have company, but it's 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock,
whatever time it was, time for bed, homework time, dinner time.
Maybe you used to have to ask mom can they come
stay over for dinner
had to ask your mom
I ain't buying
enough food nigga
no you little dusty
get them niggas
out of here
I don't want
hey after a certain time
I don't want to see
your fucking friends
Aubrey
Samesies
not getting it man
I hear you
I get what you're saying
I'm just telling you
it's not going to happen you can talk that saying I'm just telling you It's not gonna happen
You can tuck that
It's not happening
I know it's not happening
I know it's not happening
And like I said
He know what he doing
This is the formula
I'm putting these people
You know what happens
When his friends get to
Get to uh
Shucking and jiving
I'm working on dying
Oh
Sex for love
And streets for the streets And all the ladies Wow No No Come on, yo
No
I spent 30 minutes
Trying to explain it
Oh, man
No, this
Open up your mouth
No
No Because when Travis No, this, this. Open up your mouth. No.
No.
Because when Travis goes back to the Jenner.
To the Jenner.
When Future goes back to them, all of them.
When Thug goes back to his little fancy clothes.
When 21 Savage get back to beefing with Whack.
When all of these niggas get back to doing whatever they do.
And this golden child Canadian nigga is home alone reading notes from his mom.
Is when.
Come on, nigga.
You done broke a shit.
That's stupid.
I'm working on it. It's a bag he ignores when his cool friends come around.
When his cool friends come around. It's, I he ignores when his cool friends come around. When his cool friends come around, it's
I got the Draco and I'm in a nigga. No, it's
My light's done and we won the championship, nigga.
Move. Move. This is you.
Let's go. Getting your ass.
Ay, there's nothing Travis can say
on this to elevate. Nothing 21.
Nothing future young
stuff. Ay, we'll get to that on
Amigo South. We'll hear that slap
For now though
Oh my
Hey
None of our girls love us like Chanel
And enough of you
It's over for that shit
It's corny
It's corny
Finally, somebody said it
Let me keep going It's corny. Finally, somebody said it.
Let me keep going.
He won't say that around his cool friends.
He talking about his cool friends.
That's the take.
That is the take.
Yo, I love you more than all of them niggas.
Future 2, they be telling you kids,
you told me what y'all be doing, it's crazy.
Fuck that AP. I put a list together.
And it's a lot just for show.
For entertainment purposes only, man.
For entertainment purposes only.
We're meant to be together.
You gotta live that shit for real.
You can't just say whatever.
You can never tell nobody that you held me down
If it was ride or die, then you should've been dead right now
So I don't care how you yellin' at me
How much I gotta spend for you to pipe down?
How deep I gotta dig for you to pipe down?
All the things I've done up until right now
I need a thousand pages just to write it down
Writing down these
feelings it's been overdue don't know how many pins it's gonna take to get
over you how much I got a pen for you to pipe down how deep I got a dig for you
to pipe down
second half of this album man for me the second half Did what it had to do for me
Yeah so
I agree
It's like the middle for me
It's the middle
Cause the very last few songs
It got too like dark R&B stuff for me
Until the outro
I like that
Yeah I know you do
It was the first couple
It's the middle
And a couple in the middle
So
One or two at the end
It's the middle
Cause in the beginning it sounded like The shit that you was kind of complaining about.
I love that intro, though.
I love the intro.
The intro's cool.
It's like regular Drake.
And I don't want to say regular.
But regular Drake is that.
I was saying that.
I don't want to say it's a negative.
But to Ice's point, you want a nigga to reach out the box a little bit.
Try to give me something new a little bit.
All right, let me give you a different perspective.
Even in his normalness.
Let me just jump in real quick.
Really quickly.
I saw the little guy, not the little guy, but I saw the page,
one of them pages, hip-hop numbers, or you know,
they just do all the breakdowns and all that stuff.
And they were giving me the longest wait in between Drake
albums it's by this one right not this one because they were counting this one coming
off of Dark Lane demo tapes and because of that this weight was 489 days versus some of the others
that were like 550 590 right and I looked at that and I said
that's cheating that's wrong it's wrong you shouldn't count Dark Lane Demo no Scorpion was
less and if you do it that way this probably has been the longest wait no problem right probably
at all now it's definitely let me help y'all you're not getting a Rion out no you're not getting it maybe never no you're not getting it you're not getting a rihanna out no time so you know you're not getting it maybe never
no you're not getting it you're not getting one and if you get it no time soon ages away and that's
because not in music it's not music it's not music i said this before cardi fucking refuted it
i'm going to double down on it you're not not getting a Cardi album anytime soon. I stand in that.
She said that.
Some people interpreted what she
said differently.
Because I said that,
and then she said, that's not true. You get an album
after I do these shoes, make this ice cream,
do my hair, do this.
Some people hit me and said, oh, I see
you wrong. I said,
that's a lie. The of things listed in there.
Nigga, she just named seven years of things.
Drake is not supposed to give you an album right now.
I know that sounds like I got my cape on.
But he's in that class.
He's in that class of people where if they decided to never release another song or album you would understand
why and you could see it and put it together same way with cardi same way with rihanna same way with
hove the people that are doing the market share like big billions billions type shit it's not
album that's the priority which is why i'm flabbergasted at ice saying oh he should have
took the rest of the year he had time to tweak it it. Yo, nigga, you lucky I did that. You lucky I did that.
I'm not tweaking nothing.
Y'all figure out how to make it hot until the next year.
But no, I'm not doing that.
So we get this album, and we kill him for it.
But he the only mega, mega, mega, mega star who don't need to touch this shit
that keep coming back to touch it at this kind of rate. Well, him and Ye.
Ye too. I was going to say Ye too.
I was about to say Kanye too. Y'all give
Ye way more passes than me.
Passes as far as? I
came in here for a few years and I said,
this nigga's mailing it in. It's not the
same Ye and the music is suffering
from it. He's still a mega star though.
He makes enough money outside of music. Yeah, I thought you were talking about
his status. Yeah, but I didn't care
about that
I didn't care about it
with him because
he was putting out music
that said to me
since Pablo
I'm not talking about Pablo
from there
he put out music
that said
I don't give a fuck
about this
and then you was
doing that to your
artist which made me
more mad
the Tiana shit
you pissed me off
the Nas shit
Nas you pissed me off
fucking Pusha
you wouldn't do that
to him
but you was
pissing me off
with that
so I viewed it
different
but yeah just thinking man these guys are doing star wars mega star stuff
that i wouldn't i wouldn't get man i'm happy for all of them hey i even heard some shit in here
that sound like a joe diss but i won't fall for that bait i'm too happy at 41 y'all won't trick
me again i be thinking i hear joe disses ice tell me I'm a lunatic And then I'm the only one Pointing out a Joe diss
Y'all tell me if Joe got dissed
On anything
I'm done
I just would like to know
What do you think was the Joe diss
I don't think nothing
Cause I don't think he dissed me
I don't think Joe is that important
For Drake to diss me today
I don't think
What is the line that you
What made you say that then
I heard it
I didn't hear it
I just would like to know
Oh what was it
You lemon head You lemon head Fucking bitter old niggas fucking doing your interviews now, you fucking pieces
of shit.
You are wearing a lemonhead.
You're a lemonhead.
That's why you want to yell at me.
You never really pumped it up.
When you see me jump a what?
Like, whatever.
I heard that.
Okay.
Who was that for?
You never pumped it up.
If you see me jump a what?
Like, I don't know.
Who was that for?
You never pumped it up.
If you see me jump or what?
Like, I don't know.
I'm happy for this guy, man.
I'm happy for us as fans.
Ice.
I'm happy that we get Kanye and Drake.
That's it.
I don't have a tick.
Y'all tell me what y'all think of the album.
Fuck y'all.
You was going towards your number.
Number what?
Joe cut you off.
Oh, number one to ten. One to ten? Oh. Right what? Joe cut you off. Oh, number... One to ten.
One to ten?
Oh.
Right there is a six, too.
This ain't it to me.
It's too many skips on this album for me.
This is why I don't want
Ice to ever talk about
music on his podcast.
You said it's you.
Neither one of these...
I never want him to talk about music.
Yo, you said...
Yo, the Ice...
The music bag is you and i
he should never discuss music i won't he get quit he got fired from music things now
no no it's not that i love ice ice just like you need to tell people that my taste is abstract
right so this is my thing wise it's abstract if this is a six i'm not mad at you i'm not mad at
you for saying this is a six and kanye's a six. Compared to their discographies.
We have an issue.
Now you have an issue.
No, no, no.
I'm done with you.
No.
I'm done with you.
No.
Both of these can be six.
Yes, they can.
In comparison to their discographies, yes, they can.
I disagree.
So you're skewing.
I'm not comparing these albums against each other or none of that.
But you're curving it now.
Yeah.
What's my curve?
Your curve is when you-
This is not a great Drake album,
and Donda is not a great Kanye album.
I can answer you.
Okay, I'm listening.
You said,
when you put the disclaimer
that it's against their discography,
that's a curve.
Donda's a great Kanye album.
1,000 percent about it.
There's nothing un-great about it.
There's a lot of un-greats about it.
There's a lot, yeah.
You can ISO the snare,
and it's great.
ISO anything, and it's great. ISO anything and it's great.
Everything about it is great.
Now, it might not be to your liking.
So that's where my number comes from then.
That's true.
To my liking.
To my liking.
And see, that needs to be clear.
But you set the stage at that point.
That needs to be clear.
Because now when you make this Drake album a six,
if this and Kanye shit is a six.
Whenever albums come out in the months and you start saying
seven and a half and i say yo that's not better than that drake album you're gonna have an excuse
but my thing is no listen anytime i talk somebody's album i'm not i'm comparing you to you
i don't i would never like for all right little baby's album is great i'm not comparing that to
this though it's not okay i'm comparing people's music to themselves, man.
I think that's fair.
No, that's fair.
Because niggas make different types of music.
Niggas do different things on albums.
You're penalizing the greats.
That's true.
So if you're looking at basketball, right?
Mm-hmm.
And you're watching Steph Curry.
Mm-hmm.
And he has 40.
Mm-hmm.
You're saying, eh, it's an all right game.
No, it's not an all alright game. It's a fucking amazing
game. This is not a 40?
I would love to finish speaking.
Why are you talking over this? Steph Curry
had 47, 52,
59, and 60 his last
four games. So when he gets 40, you're saying
it was an alright game? No, it's not an alright game.
Because now you're only
grading him against himself. You're not grading
him against his peers.
So if another motherfucker in the NBA had a 40 point game, you're like, him against himself. You're not grading him against his peers. So if another
motherfucker in the NBA had a 40-point game, you're like,
yo, he went ape shit. He went nuts.
Right? You get what I'm saying? 40 is 40,
my nigga. I don't give a fuck. Who got the
40? His system of grading is a reasonable
rate-ish. It's a lot of
NBA niggas never got 40 in a life-ish.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Before you jump back in, let me reply to Barks.
Mm-hmm. It's the furthest thing from reasonable to me if we can't like if drake is a six
if kanye is six and grizelda is a six see because we keep going
go ahead never mind it never mind it never mind it don Never mind it. Don't run from it, Ice. I've never, whenever I ever put a number on a Griselda album.
Don't run from it.
Just tell me.
Pundits who are giving
their hip hop opinions
for y'all,
it's as simple as
I agree with the take
or I don't agree with the take.
That's true.
Never do we delve into
the personal preferences
of the pundit.
Agreed.
Agreed. Some of the music and styles that the pundit? Agreed. Agreed.
Some of the music and styles that the pundit is partial to.
Sure.
So I'm just painting a picture.
I'm not saying nothing.
Can I interject for just one second?
I think that it's okay if you preface the review by saying,
this is how I review.
This is the scale in which I grade things.
And I think that's where issues come in.
It opens up the door for some nonsense.
I don't think you should compare
a West Side Gun project
to a Kanye project.
That's what,
I agree with you.
You're not comparing them.
If you are,
if you want to grade them
on the same scale,
you are.
No, you're not.
That's not true.
Now, if I'm listening
to West Side Gun album
and I say,
yo, this album's all right,
this is a nine.
Let's say I say that.
How can you call this a nine if you call Drake a six or something?
I'm not comparing them to each other.
You're not comparing.
Let me apply the parts.
Real quick.
You're not comparing.
When Ice says, yo, I don't fuck with the Griselda sound.
Personally, we might say, oh, you bugging.
But that's his right.
That's his right.
But it tells my brain, this sector of music, which is probably about 21% today, ice is off it.
That's your right.
21% out the door.
I do agree.
Let me finish that.
Out the door.
Kanye rolls around.
And you say, that's a six.
Of course you could do that.
That's your right.
But it tells my brain, okay, this specific style.
25% is gone.
This has got to be 25%.
Maybe not, but this is a sound.
Let's say 10%.
I mean, whatever percent you want to put it at.
That's a one.
Nobody's doing that.
Stop.
Well, whatever percentage you want to do, it's another percentage out the door.
Here comes Drake.
The microwave came.
Covers all the microwave family tree. say that's a six we got to get rid of another 35
40 40 so i'm not saying that he can't say what he's saying i'm feeling so now you're judging
how you want to judge him but the part of music that you left with if you saying that these are
sixes i challenge you i challenge what you left with yeah that you saying that these are sixes, I challenge you. I challenge
what you left with. Yeah, that's true.
How is that true? Because now you only left with
the drill niggas that you love so much.
And we know you love that. That's your shit.
I'm not knocking
what you like. What I'm saying is
when you say all of this right here
is mid and the shit that you pushing
is just the drill shit.
It's not pushing but this is this is
my thing i agree with your your sentiment that uh and i'm gonna touch on what you said yeah
pundits should either stay away from reviewing or be clear about their biases in musical preference
because i see all the time underground hip-hop albums that i love or i loved or whatever that
pitchfork may review and say answer six.
And have no business
talking about it.
No business talking about it.
That's a 10
or a nine
or an eight at least.
You're out of your fucking element.
Pitchfork don't know the 10s.
I know.
But you know what I'm saying.
But I get it.
I get what you're saying.
You have no business reviewing this.
I don't want to hear
your fucking review.
Real quick, real quick.
I would never,
y'all know this shit
that I don't
like you know the shit that you're clear your eyes what you think about this nigga i don't know i
don't know i'm not running to listen to that move another 20 no no no no no no wait say what what
you said was you can't take one album two albums right uh-huh so you could take a point guard and
again i'm gonna just throw a basketball analogy you could take a point guard and you could take a point guard. And again, I'm going to just throw a basketball analogy. You could take a point guard and you could take a small power forward.
Tim Duncan's a 10.
Steph Curry's a 10.
You don't got to compare them.
Their games are different.
But on a scale of rating basketball players, they both are 10s.
Not in the same league.
Don't have the same skill set.
That's supporting his argument, I think.
No, it's not.
It's going against his argument.
But it's going against his argument. Steph Curry is a 10. his argument, I think. No, it's not. It's going against his argument. Ish. But it's going against his argument.
Steph Curry is a 10.
And so is Tim Duncan.
No, no, no.
So is Tim Duncan.
We're not talking about, I'm not saying Drake ain't a 10.
I'm not saying the person.
No, we're talking about an album.
You took an album and you set it to six.
But then you say, it's only a six because it's point guards.
Tim Duncan, that's what he did. That tim duncan's that's what he did that's exactly that's what he did when you're rating music you can't rate it on a sliding scale okay but say you did
that you gotta look at i say all the time me personally you said you say i did that i say
anytime i rate something i'm rating you to yourself that's me i Here, I'll say it again. Anytime you ask me
what I think of someone's album
or something,
it is to what they do.
It's to their,
I'm holding them to their bar.
This falls way under Drake's bar.
There's not,
and then like I said,
in terms of,
it's too much on this album
that I skip.
This is not a good album to me.
I could take
eight, nine songs off of this and I'm cool.
I'll keep those and that's it.
That's your new thing of trying to say something is trash, dude.
I'm not saying it's trash.
I'm not saying it's trash.
That is your new thing.
No, I'm not saying it's trash because what happens is certain records will grow on you later on.
So I'm not saying it's trash.
I haven't digested it enough to say that it's trash.
You don't sound like you haven't digested it enough.
I'm telling you that two and a half runs through.
I'm cool with about eight to nine records.
Now, if I keep listening or hear some shit in a different setting,
oh, that's hard, dude.
That's cool.
And the same thing existed for you and Kanye.
No.
So how many songs in here?
22?
A lot.
A lot.
So you got eight out of 22.
21.
You got eight out of 21, roughly.
Okay.
You had four out of 27 with Ye.
They both can't be a six.
I said, no, no, no.
I told you there's four records that I run to.
I didn't say those are the only four.
Like, going back to Ye's album right now, I only listen to four songs.
Right now.
So four out of 27?
But the song sounds, the album sounds good.
This don't sound the best to me.
I guess it's my opinion.
My opinion is, my opinion is, I like rappers.
Right?
I like rappers.
Musicianship is dope.
Like, I think it's a completion.
Right?
I think it's a marriage that needs to be made.
Sometimes.
So with the Kanye album, the music was amazing.
Most of it was really, really good.
What it was lacking for me was in the rapping.
Right?
If I'm trying to hear a Kanye album, I want to hear him rap.
He's a rapper.
I don't care.
But he's not no more.
So what makes a gospel album is the content.
Not rapping.
Okay.
Right?
So if you're rapping about Jesus and you're rapping about God, that's constituting a gospel album.
Kanye wasn't rapping. But his friends were.
That's why I disagree with your take.
And some of them got busy. A lot of them got busy.
Most of them got busy.
There was enough features on that album
of good rapping, and Kanye's
rapping was not terrible enough for me to say that
was a bad album of rapping. I wasn't mad
at Kanye's rapping on that album. Most of them
songs I was mad at. I hate fans. I'm just saying. Coming off of Pablo, I wasn't mad at Kanye's rapping on that album. Most of them songs I was mad at. I hate fans.
I'm just saying. Coming off of
Pablo, I'm not mad at that.
Can we get musicians only
day on Earth? Yeah. Go ahead.
Honestly, will the fans just leave?
No. Because who cares?
Y'all care. When you're an artist
you're putting your art out
for the world and for the fans.
So you as a rapper, a former rapper nigga, if that's the, if that's the case, you would have kept your rap to yourself.
I disagree with that.
I disagree with that.
You're not an artist.
Couldn't be more.
You're right.
I'm not an artist.
Only Joe can speak to this.
You're right.
You're an artist.
You're putting it out.
Parks can speak to this?
He could.
I make music for me.
No, I said you can.
I was going to say a lot of.
That's not true, Parks.
It is true.
I don't know you.
Enough to say that you make the music for yourself.
We're not that familiar.
What I'm saying is most artists, whether it's visual, whether it's audio, you are putting
your art out to the world to be appreciated.
Because if that's the case, you would keep your book of poems, you keep them to yourself.
Your paintings, you keep them to yourself.
And this is my issue.
I love this conversation.
Let's stay here.
This will be a five-hour pod because y'all keep escalating this.
I watched the Bob Ross doc.
Did y'all watch it?
Not yet.
Go ahead.
I was shoveling.
You know what?
No, run it.
Fuck y'all.
Yeah, run it.
Run it.
You got it.
Fuck y'all.
You got it.
But we won't get into that yet.
On the Bob Ross doc, as I'm watching it, they make it a point to let me know,
Bob Ross was the man at landscaping, at scenery, painting.
Painting, yeah, yeah.
If you asked him to paint a person or something like that,
it wasn't up in stock.
As a kid growing up watching Bob Ross,
who thinks about any of this stuff?
But as an adult, when you hear that, it's like, cool, okay, so he was in a box.
29
seasons of a show.
Box worked. Nice box.
Drawing
the sun. Trees. Happy trees.
Trees. I want a happy tree. A rainbow.
Happy trees. Right?
None of us ever fucking
said,
why he don't ever paint faces? why he don't ever paint faces?
Why he don't ever paint people?
I agree.
We didn't say, seeing this bush tied to these trees.
It's been 28 seasons of this bush.
Yo, if you watch the doc, it wasn't that the drawings got so much iller.
Bob Hare, the afro, had a perm one day.
The soft voice.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he was doing the image.
The voice.
But the paintings was the fucking paintings.
And none of us killed this nigga with the same fucking sky, right?
Only in music is it that subjective, right?
Uh-uh.
When 50.
Acting.
When 50.
No, I challenge that.
Acting.
Yeah, acting.
I challenge that.
Some people hold against
an actor if they only do the same role every time he was killing michael b jordan for
not talking in none of his movies and i'm seeing that's why i'm challenging that right because i
was the only one he continued to get every big role that you could possibly get even though i
thought he was only saying two sentences then i felt bad he was from new jersey hey i killed the
liam liam liam I killed Liam Neeson.
Neeson, whatever his name is.
He's giving me, hey, we was killing him when he did
Taken 1, 2, and 3. Then he stopped doing it.
He made five other movies that were the same
as Taken. I watched them all.
Yo, hey.
I watch movies now.
I love watching the B-level bootleg
action movies. It's another one of them white
dudes that's in a lot of them.
Dan, what's his name? You know him.
The bald dude. Jason Statham?
He was doing it a couple times.
He does a lot of shit.
It's young Liam Neeson.
She know the fucking guy. We watch all
of his movies.
But he do the same fucking
shit. Not Clive Owen. Yeah, we be killing that.
What's his name? Clive Owen.
Clive Owen got right. It might be Clive Owen, is it? Yeah, we be killing. What's his name? It ain't Clive Owen. Clive Owen got ranch.
It might be Clive Owen.
It might be him.
Clive Owen was coming in.
He was doing that too.
Clive Owen got ranch.
Hey, pull me up a picture of Clive Owen.
Clive Owen got ranch.
Oh, no, it's not him.
Not him?
Okay.
Clive Owen has ranch.
What's the nigga that did the fucking...
No, we gonna...
Jared.
Jared.
Oh, Jared.
You know the white guy.
From Shooter.
Jared Butler.
Jared.
Oh, I know exactly who you're talking about.
Gerard. Oh, Gerard Butler? No, I mean, he does the same movie. Nah. He Shooter. Jared Butler. Jared. Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about. Gerard.
Oh, Gerard Butler?
No, I mean, he does the same movie.
Nah.
He do four of these movies every year.
You bugger.
No way.
No way.
Gerard Butler.
That's the one.
You're bugging.
That's the one.
You're bugging.
You're out your mind now.
I'm sorry.
He's been in comedies.
He's been in 300.
That nigga has range.
Fam, did you see Law Abiding Citizen?
He has range.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, he was Law Abiding Citizen.
He has range.
You're out your fucking mind?
I'm not saying he don't have range.
Oh.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm not trying to diss him.
This is my man.
I'm never trying to diss him.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying today, when you pull up the movie app, it's almost guaranteed that you see a
Gerard Butler B action movie where he's saving someone today.
I know he did all that shit.
No, he did.
He that nigga.
I love him, but that's what I'm saying.
I love him.
I don't even want to say that.
I don't knock him
when I watch them shit.
But I knock actors
for their lack of range as well.
I don't just look at musicians
and knock it
for what they are presenting.
People going to shoot me.
I don't know.
You getting ready to go?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Where I'm going?
You going to old girl?
No, I'm going to a dude.
You in trouble.
This is Ish Antoine right here. I thought you was going to a dude. You're in trouble. This is Antoine right here.
I thought you was going to Old Girl.
So when niggas start talking about their top five actors, right?
Yo, he's not going to do this.
Never mind.
Yo, we'll square up.
No, do it.
Do it.
You build houses.
You don't need to pot everything.
You don't need to.
No, no, no, no, no.
I know what's coming. Don't do it. I'm telling you don't need to. No, no, no, no, no. I know what's coming.
Don't do it.
Denzel never really makes my top five.
Oh, my God.
Right?
And people kill me for it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Right?
In my stance.
No, we about to kill you for that.
What are you doing, man?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Pardon me.
What are you doing?
Keep it moving.
Five minutes earlier, you told me Gerard Butler was that nigga.
No, I said he had range.
I didn't say he had range.
But Denzel got range.
I will say,
it's just a fence.
Have we bumped into...
Denzel's been making the same movie for a while now.
Thank you.
But he had range before that.
Thank you.
What movie?
Tell me.
Yeah, give me the movie.
Educate me.
Fucking, what's the shit?
Terminator,
and then the one where he was protecting
the little white girl.
Huh? All of the movies are the same. You seen Fences? you talking about you see malcolm x malcolm actually i've seen malcolm i've seen glory i've seen damn you were doing he's an amazing
actor i'm not a hater i'm not no no no no i'm talking about the range and in artistry that's
all i'm talking about he had a lot of range for a long time. Man.
You ain't one John Q
son to get his shit back.
You seen a Denzel
comedy movie before?
Seen American Gangster?
Have you seen
a Denzel comedy movie
was this what I asked you?
He's not a comedian.
No.
No.
A lot of actors
ain't comedians
and they get a comedy off.
What? Two Guns?
Was that Two Guns?
That was funny.
That was a good movie.
You said a comedy.
You said a comedy.
You said a comedy.
Basura.
But all right, fam.
I like Denzel Washington.
You don't sound like it.
Nah, I'm not knocking.
Yo, fam.
Yo, how you said his last name?
Tell us, did you?
No, no, no.
We got to stop that.
I like Denzel Washington.
Just because I don't look at somebody with the reverence that somebody else does,
that don't mean I dislike them.
And that's what the audience does now.
Oh, you a fucking hater.
No, no, no.
I just said it was cool.
No, you said Denzel don't have range.
I'm stuck on that part.
That's the part that I'm stuck on.
He never comes out of character.
Yes, he does.
You just, because he never did a comedy means he don't come out of character?
Yo, fucking Malcolm X is one of the best performances I've ever seen in an actor.
Right?
I like Glory.
Some of that shit.
But Man on Fire.
You didn't like Man on Fire.
It was easy.
He could do that in sleep.
He got game?
You didn't like that one?
It was all right.
I didn't like it.
It was all right.
I'm talking about the performance, not the movie.
I'm talking about the performance of the actor.
The lead actor's performance.
I'm talking about that.
I'm completely open to you saying I'm tired of Denzel's action movies as of late.
Because I'm with you on that one.
Yeah.
100% with you on that one.
John Q.
I'm cool on a Denzel action movie.
What about John Q was great?
Wait, wait, hold up, nigga.
Wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
You can say hold up, hold up.
Training day.
We ain't even got to get to that.
What happened when he equalized and went to the back train of the car?
The back.
You see what happened?
Hey, he went back there and said, yo, dawg.
Hey, you seen this girl?
Oh, you.
Wait, what?
Hey, he went back.
Locked.
No.
That's equalizing.
Hey, hey.
You wasn't.
Hey, nigga.
You didn't say what?
Cha-cha-cha-cha.
When the niggas was gambling.
When the niggas was gambling, he said his watch.
Give it to me about 12 seconds.
Oh, my God.
I ruined it.
It was 13.
Oh, my.
Equalize.
Equalize.
He equalized, niggas.
You thought that was dope until Equalizer 2.
2 came out.
He took a fat ass nigga, a fat nigga gonna pound down on himself gizzo guy Lizzo
I'm saying it was a bigger guy guy. Denzel died. Denzel made a...
Stop. Stop.
Let me just get it out.
Denzel made the fat nigga
lose weight, change his
diet, eat vegan donuts,
flip the tire over.
All them girls that me and Ish
wanted to fuck a few years ago,
that shit they get with the trainer, lift
the big tire up. Ish called me up.
Yo, you see Shorty lifting the tire?
Yeah, nigga, I want to fuck her too.
Hey, that's what he had.
That's what he had the guy doing is the big tire tractor.
Boom.
Why do we want to fuck them girls?
You get that out of me.
What is it about that tractor type?
He's wetting the little lemon.
Nobody's seen that before, right? Yes. Of course I nobody seen that before Then they got to get low with it.
Yeah, they drop down low.
God, I call a trainer up.
Yo, how can I book a little rope session?
It's so stupid, though.
I don't remember the point.
He geared the fat nigga up and the equalizer.
Two fat niggas saved the day at the end.
I cried.
Denzel the dude, man.
Nah, he's great.
He's great, bro. Again, everybody, he's great. He's great, bro.
Again, everybody likes what they like.
He's great.
I'm not knocking him.
I ain't saying he was a bum before everybody started critiquing me.
I'm saying that he ain't in my tops.
That's all I'm saying.
They tried it, bros.
They tried it.
Like, Don Cheadle give you a London nigga, a Scott.
Like, oh, that's acting to me.
Let's come clean.
You think that Scarface is an amazing movie.
No, I think his performance in Scarface is amazing.
Don't put the words in my mouth.
I said Al Pacino did a great job in Scarface.
Ice and Park said he was a mutt.
It's the worst shit they've ever seen.
We said the white man trying to banish.
Yeah, that's what we said.
Did anybody see Free Willy?
That's the only movie I would go to.
Next Keto, man.
They remade it, didn't they?
They don't matter.
Freer Willy.
Freer.
Oh, shit.
That's Fat Joe versus Ja Rule.
When is this?
September 14th.
Next week.
That is not next week.
Two weeks.
Whatever college you went to, man.
Wait.
That's Elizabeth.
That's Elizabeth. Although that ticket's on, man? Wait. That's Elizabeth. That's Elizabeth.
Although that ticket's on sale
September 7th.
September 7th University.
Nigga went to EU.
I saw this September 7th shit, man.
All right.
Come on.
What do y'all think?
I don't have a take on
y'all's drink today.
Hold up.
Where's my Whitney song?
We off, Drake.
Pardon me.
I got us off.
We off, Drake.
Y'all hate it. You ain't give your number. I got us off Drake We off Drake Y'all hate it
You ain't give your
I didn't say I hate it
I'm still digesting
I'm not giving it
My number's gonna change
My number's gonna change
I don't know
My number changed on
Yeah it's gonna change on Drake
I didn't listen to it
With no women around
I like this shit man
I like it too
The records I like
I love
But it's a lot of shit
I don't like
Until you listen to it
With women around
That's an important
Part of a Drake album experience
Tell me I won't
I won't
What a point
He went the fuck off
I mean
He was a little
I've said that he's a
Petty Scorpio man
At times
But if you didn't believe me
I have proof
you told me
he was around to die
you're not here
but you're still alive
you lied
you didn't ride
and you didn't die
you're not riding with me
three on three with the Migos.
Checking this bitch's life status.
Yo, you know how niggas check their Facebook status?
All right, she's single again.
This nigga, she is alive still.
That is a sicko.
This nigga's retarded.
I'll say my favorite loophole on the album
is the song about fucking fans.
Because
that's a very broad thing.
Who is not a fan of Drake?
Rihanna is a fan of Drake.
He can't say he's fucking fans.
And he was wilding because he was fucking fans.
Everyone's a fan of Drake.
Somebody tweeted,
and this is never to be repeated,
only on this fucking broad platform.
Millions of listeners.
You know Drake is toxic
because Rihanna pieced it up with Chris
and will not fuck with him.
Oh my God.
You will not take a picture with this nigga.
Watch.
You stay far over there, nigga.
I'm so sick of A$AP Rocky.
Hey, fam.
You have that.
You have that.
We both.
I ain't even going to put you out there, my nigga.
You my man.
What is it?
You have that effect on some women.
Me too.
They won't take no pictures with you.
They won't take no pictures with you.
Yeah, but that should be misguided
bitches that be mad
the chick be mad at me
I showed them the time
of their life
I know
so they be tight
they tight about
step and repeat
like
it was a step and repeat
come on
they never repeat it I'm just saying she ain't know what it was what a step and repeat they never repeated
I'm just saying
she ain't know
what it was
what that
step and repeat
you gonna come
flick it up
I can come
come on
I can come
over there
it was used
to soda and nuggets
you might have
like a blue
fuck up
what's the difference
between a blue carpet
and a red carpet
blue yo I love these Like, what the difference between a blue carpet and a red carpet?
Blue.
Yo.
I love these chicks that don't know nothing.
They've never seen the blue.
This is for the special rollout.
Got Lake Crip over here.
You're not here, but you're still alive.
I keep trying to make sure you're dead, but your Instagram is still here.
All right, come on.
Off with this guy.
Now, Offman.
Now, you got to give us a take.
Yeah, what's it going to be? Now, you got to give Lil Wayne his props.
Yes.
We're not going to get off that.
Wayne's been killing for three years straight.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm with Ish.
No, I'm with Ish.
No? You disagree? Yes, but I mean, that's Wayne. It's Wayne. Nah, nah, nah, nah, no, no, no. I'm with Ish. No, I'm with Ish. No?
You disagree?
Yes, but I mean, that's Wayne.
It's Wayne.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'm with Ish.
Y'all do that.
I'm an alien, nigga.
You do it.
I mean, well.
When aliens pop up, being aliens, I be like, salute.
Yeah.
He's been human for a little while, nigga.
That nigga got back.
That was a little while ago.
Yeah, two years straight.
He got back as an alien.
Two, three years straight, he's back to outer space.
He's been back.
He's back out there.
With every dread that fall out, he get iller.
Bad.
Well, he got a Baldy now, then.
If you say he keep getting iller as he lose dreads, he got a Baldy.
He went nuts on this shit.
That's what he does.
And Rick Ross went crazy, too too but Wayne went nuts on this shit
Rick Ross can't find
Rick Ross is
scavengering the earth
looking for a wing
no more wings
ain't no wings
he ain't got no choice
but to rap good
hey nigga
ain't no wings
now come rap come rap.
Come rap for us.
Yo, hide that chicken over there
so this nigga can get busy.
Yo, stop, man.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
This is great.
This is great,
but this only happens with Drake.
What's your number, man?
You put ice under pressure
to deliver a number?
What's your number?
You don't want to give it the same six.
This is seven and a half.
The joints that I like on here, man.
I love.
I just heard it today.
See, I'm not going to kill it because I can make my own album out of this.
I'm cool.
That's happening.
I'm cool.
Watch this.
No, no, no.
That's happening.
Watch what certified lover boy look like when I'm done.
I'm getting 12 out of this.
That's ready to die like.
I'm getting 10. This. There's a nice 12 die like. Yeah, you could. I'm getting 10.
This, you asking me to.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
There's a real nice 12 on there.
But the problem is it's 21 songs.
But that's where music is going.
And we keep judging it.
Stop.
We keep judging it prehistorically.
We judging it as it's presented.
And the same way that Kanye is trying to do the live,
living, growing art.
Our takes have to be living, growing takes. Our takes have to be
living, growing takes.
I said that, Joe.
We can't sit in finality
with none of this shit
because I'm going to hate it at 3 a.m.
At 10 a.m. when the homies come over
and it might sound different,
when some girls come over
and it might sound different,
when an ex texts me
and it might sound different.
Long as it ain't whack.
It's like he's had drops
that I thought were whack. And like he's had drops that I've thought
said all of that
were whack
same
and I don't feel like
and this is not whack
I don't feel like
no this is not whack
it's right there in the middle
so I called it mid
and y'all ain't getting
another Drake album
what year we in
21
not even
it's really 2022
so now when you think
you get another one
honestly
tell truth
I want to hear that from y'all
realistically and you'll grade it differently when you think you get another one honestly tell the truth I want to hear that from y'all realistically
and you'll grade it differently
when you look that way
you're not about to say
nothing before 2025
yeah I am
yeah I am
absolutely
say it
the end of 23
you want to count
this as 22 or 21
this is 21
I say November 21
it's coming 23
yeah
I agree with that
I think it depends
On what happens
With the world
I think if the world
Opens up
A real album
That I had a budget
Videos for
Not a mixtape
Not the loosies
Not an album
Album
Feature album
2023
No no no
We get a project
Man I'm out of here
We get a project
You know you can't
Call a difference
With these shits now
We get a project
No Joe know the difference
I got luxury ears
I know the difference I I got luxury ears.
I know the difference.
We did three hours. Fourth quarter, 23.
She expected it. They knew we was going to do that.
They wanted that.
That's why everyone texted you. Fourth quarter,
23. I think.
I think it depends on what happens with the world.
I think if he wants to go back to do some festival shit
and he wanted to have some new shit,
he might get something.
That's true.
I want to take the next hour and a half to kill Candyman the movie.
Wait, when you talk about
we was on the Versus.
We was on the Versus.
Get that.
Do we really got to talk about that?
Fat Joe.
What about him?
You got Fat Joe?
I do.
Doing what?
Who did he ask to win it?
Don't get Ish don't
Come on Ish
He don't stand a chance
The way you look
Was like
Parks is crazy
For saying that
I like Fat Joe
As a person
I don't know
And it starts here
I like his
It's the hate
It's not hating
I started it off
With I like Fat Joe
You gotta start with love
That means haters coming
No it's not That means my opinion is coming Which is hate It's not hate Alright we coming I'm not hating I started it off With I like fat John You gotta start with love That means haters coming No it's not
That means my opinion is coming
It's hate
It's not hate
Alright we'll say it
Alright come on
We'll be the judge
We'll tell you when you hate
We'll tell you when you hate
Let's see if it sounds like love
We talking about 20 songs
You hating
Yeah
Say hate
Mad hate too
Come on 20 songs
We talking about 20 songs
John Rool has had
Some of the most pivotal
Years Fuck songs Years're talking about 20 songs. Ja Rule has had some of the most pivotal years.
Fuck songs, years.
Still talking about 20?
I know.
Fat Joe pivoted mad times.
I said pivotal.
I know.
Songs, years, and hip hop.
Fat Joe's never had a run, right?
Don't have to.
That you could stamp out to be your run.
Don't have to.
Ja Rule had a run, my nigga, where he was numero uno.
Just need 20 songs.
Hov went into chill mode and was in Mediterranean and working on how to become a business mogul.
And when he left, Ja Rule said, oh, I found something.
And it was the ball.
And he hauled ass with it.
Fat Joe is also a prime time shit talker.
All I'm saying is he's just 20 records.
Fat Joe's amazing.
Parks has Fat Joe.
He ain't Ja Rule.
You got Ja Rule-ish?
20 songs.
I think Ja Rule wins 13-7.
What you got, Joe?
Originally, I had Fat Joe
because I don't usually want to leave my og rules in the
verses fat joe's the og og rules are in effect he has the longer tenure he got songs i picked fat
joe to win until i remembered that ja rule's a writer and the writer card is higher than the OG card to me in a
versus I think that
Ja Rule will win because he wrote some
Ashanti records that we don't know
JLo shit
I've heard them records too much in the versus
they've played already
if Ja Rule plays something like fucking
fucking one of them
like Rain on Me what if he wrote a line
in that shit like it's different now
they both gonna play
every Ashanti record
in the world
I think Fat Joe
is gonna stand a way better chance
than most people think
yeah I agree
his records
some shit that you're not gonna remember
and Fat Joe's feature bag
is very very
his feature bag is nice
he can jump on a college
much longer than
much longer than
Ja Rule's feature bag
yeah he could
he can jump on a college
I just think the writer bag
is gonna carry Ja where he needs to go.
I got Jadakiss.
I'm picking Ja.
Whoever wins.
Yeah, I'm picking Ashanti, actually.
I got Jadakiss.
I'm telling you now.
I learned my lesson.
I got Jadakiss.
I got a one point win for whoever wins.
One?
That's how close I think this is.
Fat Joe got 20 years of shit.
See, but I'm grading off
my grade system.
He does.
I'm not talking about y'all.
Right, right.
It's going to be records
that they might get.
Come on, y'all going to
laugh at Fat Joe.
I don't think Flo Joe's
coming off.
I remember what he did.
Don Cartagena going to come on.
Y'all going to laugh at Fat Joe.
I don't think Flo Joe's
coming off.
Have you guys ever really
studied the keyboards
on Put It On Me?
He might open with Flo Joe.
Have I studied the keyboards?
Do you have that song? See, see? Listen to the musician shit. Yo, have y'all niggas studied the keyboards on Put It On Me? He might open with Flo Jo. Have I studied the keyboards? Do you have that song?
See?
See?
Listen to the musician shit.
Yo,
have y'all niggas
studied the keyboards
to Put It On Me?
I want you to tell me
what he was doing
when he was playing
his keyboards.
You're going to make me mad.
Well,
who was doing?
The keyboard player.
You know what he was doing.
He was doing that shit.
Come on.
Where would I be
Without you baby
So if you need me
If you want me
To put it on you
Because I love you
Don't you forget it
Whenever you need me
If you want me
To put it on you
Come on
Great song But what the fuck is this Shit my daughter was doing If you want me to put it on you, come on What would I be without my baby? To throw the long mic, break it I just want to see Fat Joe two-step when
every little thing that we do
and they family.
Yeah, they family.
So we're not going to get no animosity.
It's not going to be little bro-ing.
They love each other.
Because I would want to see Fat Joe stand across from some of them songs.
It's going to be a fun ass.
That's going to be a fun shit to watch.
Why are you making your face?
Your eye hurting?
I have that backwards.
You want to see Fat Joe stand in front of them songs because
they're such powerful jaru songs so for me i wouldn't want to see anybody have to face those
songs but in this particular instance i'm on og rules jaru gotta face deep cover you gotta stand
in front of we thugging you gotta stand in front of all i need i know it record means nothing but when it's on i'm not getting to that i'm getting to that you gotta stand in front of all I need. I know a record means nothing.
But when it's on, I'm not getting to that.
I'm getting to that.
You got to stand in front of another round.
It means nothing.
All right.
No, we got to do this next week. Let that make it range, Rob.
No, we got to do this next week.
We got to do it next week.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But don't do that.
No, because I want you to get into your bag.
I want you to get into your bag because maybe you'll remind me of some shit that I forgot.
Don't do it now.
Don't do it now.
You're going to remind me of some shit I forgot.
Because I got amnesia right now.
No, these ain't smashes, so you just wouldn't know it.
But somebody, I wish it wasn't Ja Rule, somebody would have to face these.
The Lean Back remix, it's records that you don't really count with Fat Joe.
That's before you get to All The Way Up, before you get to Lean Back.
That's what I'm saying, he got it. Bruh. Joe has records.
Featured work. Yeah. That feature back will do it.
I'm just glad that Fat Joe changed. When that whole Khaled lick, that Khaled set come out.
He's gonna be epically fucking entertaining.
Interverses.
Yeah, and Fat Joe change.
And Jop.
And he should be
great.
Both of them.
And Jop.
The fucking number one
pick.
Again?
No, no.
He's still Jop.
He's smoking
y'all niggas boots.
O'Shea, how'd you do
on your Thursday draft?
It was alright.
I had the number two pick.
Oh yeah, second pick.
What'd you do?
Uh, Kamar. Not bad. Want to come back What'd you do? Kamar.
Not bad.
Mixer.
And who else?
Josh.
Allen?
Third round? Josh Allen?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Not a mad issue.
I'm not mad.
We'll see.
Wait, who went one?
Christian McCaffrey?
Oh, no.
PPR.
Kamara's good in the PPR.
PPR with New Orleans, and that nigga throws the ball 7,000 times a game.
I talked to you.
I like Kamara.
I like Winston.
I like Jameis.
I'm not mad at you.
All right, so we'll look at that.
I got to piss again.
I'm sorry, y'all.
It's full time, too. Yeah, we're just one. Did I order? No. Oh, I'm'll look at that. I got to piss again. I'm sorry, y'all. It's food time, too.
Yeah, we're just going.
Did I order?
No.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Damn, kid.
Damn, man.
I didn't eat it, bro.
It's crazy.
It's crazy, right?
Maybe they'll let us get their bread or something.
Nah.
Y'all know me in here a little bit.
Well, not these new niggas.
I'm going to take a fork and eat from this shit.
I got to say, I'm sorry. You greedy, yo. He do that, though. He'll just walk eat from this shit I got to say
I'm sorry
you greedy yo
he do that though
he'll just walk right in
with the fork
and just go
I assume myself
to be family
with niggas
this family
I don't
yo it don't even be like
yo let me get a
no
niggas just grab a fork
and be like
and walk right out
come on man
alright
stupid nigga so you heard what Drake said Come on, man. All right. Meet y'all at y'all place.
Stupid nigga.
So you heard what Drake said?
I will not forgive Parks for what he attempted to do.
The internet ruined it for me, man.
Don't do that again.
Someone pointed it out, and now I can't vibe the same way. You can't unhear it?
I can't unhear it.
But every time in Come On, I jam to it,
because the schizophrenic pianist was doing his thing.
That was Tourette's.
You know when you watch Mehmet Abdul Raouf shoot when you knew what was going on?
He's like, hey.
That's what was happening here.
You can't shit on this guy.
Listen.
Where would I be without you, baby?
So if you need me If you want me
To put it on you
Because I love you
Don't you forget it
Whenever you need me
If you want me
To put it on you
Come on
See that's why you gotta love hip hop right there
For all the shit you just said about this chord
Look what a simple scratch did.
Look.
Chicka, chicka, chicka, boom.
Chicka, chicka, chicka.
And look.
That's it.
It's a smash.
We out.
Darling, where would I be?
John, rule, rule, rule, rule.
Who the fuck did he pick first in that draft?
He had a good draft, man.
Did he ever say that he had his pen and paper again?
You said he always got a good draft.
Let me look at Ja Rule's team, man.
He had a good fucking draft.
Did he have a notepad or he had an electronic device to some?
He was sitting next to fucking Keeve.
I don't know what them niggas was doing.
Damn, Keeve was plotting on you?
Yeah, man.
Keeve sold you out.
I'm going to get through Keeve and stack under the table.
Let's see standings.
What's Ja Rule's stupid ass team?
Oh, look.
Jeffrey Adkins.
All right.
Tom Brady.
Christian McCaffrey.
Who else is number one?
Henderson from the Rams.
D. Moore from Carolina.
Carolina.
A. Brown from Tennessee.
Waller from...
The tight end.
Yeah, the tight end.
Yeah, he's nice.
Robbie Anderson from Carolina.
Ravens D.
On his bench, he's got Burrow, Connor, Ronald Jones,
N. Hines, N. Algalor, and Sterling Shepard.
He's also projected to get 129 points
in week one. It's the highest
projection. Really?
They got Christian McCaffrey getting 27
in week one. Of course he is.
It's PPR too. PPR.
They got Tom Brady getting 25.
Fuck this nigga's team.
Yo, that didn't sound that good to me.
Kaiser's team sounded better than that.
Kaiser's team is projected to get 118.
Projections mean nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
I know they don't.
I'm just saying.
Kaiser's team say 118.
Mine going down to 116.
Ja always manages every season.
You think his team is trash and the shit say 140
they just put up 140
with the ease
fuck Ja
Fat Joe gonna kick Ja's ass
get my revenge
teach his ass
a firm lesson
anyway
God it's cool
let me eat
let me eat through this
we almost done
so
before I did the Drake shit I was trying to take up time for the day,
purchase some seats over at iPick to go see Candyman.
Candyman dropped.
You watched both Candyman and Suicide Squad on the same day?
Yeah.
Oh, poor guy.
I was waiting for Drizzy.
I was waiting for him to drop. I was waiting for him to drop.
I was.
Right?
So I go to the movies.
Now, this is after Wednesday.
I search.
I search and see if I could watch Candyman on any of the apps.
And I was unable to.
So cool, you got me.
I'll go out to the theater because I like iPix, Seats for Klein.
I get a blanket.
They make a good burger.
I run over there.
Watch Candyman.
Candyman comes on.
One of the very first scenes I see as the movie starts,
they're telling stories.
This is a remake, right?
This is a remake.
Not a sequel or continuation.
This is a remake of Candyman.
I've seen the original Candyman.
Who hasn't?
In this version.
That shit was scary, my nigga.
It was. In this version original Candyman. Who hasn't? That shit was scary, my nigga. It was.
In this version of Candyman,
they're starting with a dude telling some stories
about an old hood to a young dude.
He's telling them a story about the Candyman.
In the story, they're doing little stick figure reenactments.
The very first stick figure reenactment
they showed during the story,
spoiler alert, you don't have to watch this shit.
Do not give them your money.
I'm spoiling it for you right now. The very first stick figure movie scene story that they show is a black cop gunning down a black kid. Stick figures, they're telling
a story. As I'm watching it, I say, that's odd. That's odd that the first thing you want to give me in story time
is a black cop
killing a black kid
but that's fine I'll continue watching
I keep watching
the first couple the first people
that you see on the screen that pop up
are two gay people
it's a gay couple
taking a walk
that's cool you've now shown me. They're checking some
boxes. Tacky when you do it. I agree. It's the tackiest thing in the world when you do that.
And when you make it that obvious, it's even tackier. So I'm not even 10 minutes in and I've
gotten black cop killing, I mean, cop killing black kid, gay couple walking down the street.
Fine. I'll keep watching.
Let's see where they're walking.
You guessed it.
They're walking to a gay kickback.
It's not a gay kickback, but the gay couple made the kickback.
So it's their sister with their boyfriend, and it's that type of kickback.
But it's a real friendly kickback scene.
And if you've seen Candyman, you're saying at this point you know what the
is this it's a whole new movie well what just saying candy what the has got to do with
candy man got it that is true maybe i'm bugging i'll keep watching then they get to candy man
he's a black guy he's an artist he works in the art so it's a black guy. He's an artist. He works in the art.
So it's a whole new movie.
It's not the original movie.
No.
That's what I was saying.
At all.
Wait, wait, wait.
Candyman.
Because that's not the original storyline.
Not at all.
Candyman is a black guy
who got bit by a spider
that is an artist.
Oh, he's Spider Candyman.
He's Spider Candyman.
Man, this shit sound terrible, bro.
So now we're in art world
and we're watching Candyman
paint and describe his art
to people.
That's the plot.
That's a great plot.
That's the movie.
This is the movie.
It's the beginning of the movie.
Look, this nigga.
Him.
Then his skin was burned and he was transformed and nobody knew.
They were still trying to buy art.
So now we artsy.
I'm an artist, so I'm watching.
So he pops out the mirror and sells you a painting?
Yo, all of his art was like some creepy ass art that nobody understood.
He had to explain it and And then he went on.
And this was easily the worst movie of the summer.
And I'm going to sound bad when I say this.
But I'm going to say it.
Because I've said it before.
I've said it with Get Up.
I've said it with Get Out.
I've said it with Them, They, The.
I've said it every time y'all fucking black ties a movie.
And when I say that.
Y'all going to think I ain't black no i'm black no no no i'm black
this is trash it's a it's trash when you do it
niggas told me it was good it's because niggas be niggas in
we're gonna make it a verb niggas niggas in is a verb this is a black director this is jordan
peel this is nia because this is black people that are selling black trauma whatever the fuck
they doing licensing it to white people to make it okay for us to watch candy man and it'd be all
the water buzz water cooler cooler, trendy topic shit.
Yo, fam, I think black people are the most beautiful, most creative people in the world.
You can't serve me this.
And I'm just taking it on the strength that we all black.
Nigga, we not.
We not.
This is horrible.
Good luck, Joe.
It can't be.
It can't get worse than this as a movie.
It's almost like
the niggas that made this movie
just said,
fuck it,
we not gonna reference
the old candy man
or watch it or none of that.
Or,
the niggas that made the movie
knew we black.
And,
and niggas gonna have to.
And black niggas
gonna buy some shit.
Black people,
the power of our dollar
and what they are doing
to get it,
go watch the, hey, you know what, are doing to get it go watch the
hey you know what
go watch this movie
y'all gonna think
this is an ad
y'all gonna think
Joe bugging again
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
fam I've been off
I've been off dude
this has been disgusting
it's disgusting
what they doing
fam I sat on this couch
and said that six months ago
you did
I know
but they keep doing it
nah I know
they keep doing it
and they keep making a buck
so they're gonna keep doing it but because the I know. They keep doing it. And they keep making a buck, so they're going to keep doing it.
But in all honesty and fairness, you don't know it's shitty until you go see it.
So you sincerely want to go support it, right?
Of course.
Only to be 40 minutes in in the movie theater and tight.
But then the second you say something, the second you say something, you're anti-black.
You're anti-black.
You want to go support it because they do an amazing job with trailers, boy.
He the king of the trailers.
Boy, will they give you 90 seconds with a hip hop song that we love, Slow Down, with some scary effects.
And then we rush to see it.
Listeners, audience,
new and old,
first and last time,
let me be the first nigga to tell y'all
they on that douchey.
Who you Bumpy Johnson shit?
Yo, hey.
They on that douchey.
Hey, Bumpy Johnson,
them ones you believe
that during the riots,
niggas threw some shit
at the douchey burn.
These niggas is smoking that doogie.
It's still in Chicago?
What?
The movie?
Candyman?
Nigga, I was asleep.
No, the setting was originally Chicago.
It was.
It was Cabrini Green in the original.
It was Cabrini Green.
Wherever this one is, I was cuddled up. That's how I know it was originally Chicago. It was. Cabrini Green in the original. It was Cabrini Green. Wherever this one is, I was cuddled up.
That's how I know it was a bad movie.
Because every time I woke up, it was bad.
Like, you know, I'm going to sleep through this part.
Dang, I don't need to hear this.
You wake up and get to the...
Nah, look at this.
Look at this.
They shot this shit in three locations with some fucking stick figures and sold us some shit we've been talking about ourselves for ages and called it something from back in the day.
What y'all going to do when they steal Freddy Krueger from y'all?
Hey, they're going to make Freddy Krueger some whole other shit.
They're going to have him doing a kid and play.
Fab, I told you this.
They're going to put Freddy Krueger on Christopher Street.
The gays are gonna be like,
they gonna make it gay.
Don't try to twist that.
You can flag it if you want.
It's not what I'm saying.
Candyman
shouldn't have other objectives
or agendas
outside of Candyman.
We know this story already.
It's Candyman.
I get your point.
I'm not them.
Lil Nas X come out
and say what he say.
I don't never say nothing.
I don't say they porcelain shit.
I'm not them niggas.
Y'all not gonna try to paint me
like that.
I ain't that.
But Candyman.
Am I?
All right.
I ain't see it.
I ain't see it.
Flag it off.
I haven't seen it
and I'm not going to see it
yo did they have mirrors
and all that shit
like did it resemble
any of the same shit
like the name
any of that
the first art piece
that the guy made
was a mirror piece
the lady watching it
didn't understand it
she said what's this
what's this
he went into his
artist explanation
this is a mirror
and it's of the pivotal times
that we go through
internally as a people
and when you look at it he gave some deep shit shit nobody cares about and lady shitted on him she
went on and that was that the rest of the movie was next 30 minutes was him trying to get somebody
to say candy man try to get his wife to say candy man say it look it's my new art piece hey candy
man oh candy man oh can't nigga you're lying don't watch this movie
I'm not watching
I knew I wasn't watching this
I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm not scary
he's not
he's not fooling me anymore
they got me with
us
the M&M's
at Ipig
couldn't save it
I was
I was eating
I was eating candy
that I thought was great
you were
I was in
I was I thought I was in tune with a big candy man. I was in,
I thought I was in tune with,
yo, I got Goobers,
M&M's,
I got some Rice Krispie Treats,
I'm ordering all this candies,
I don't even eat this shit.
Fam,
this is a monstrosity.
This should not be allowed to be done in 2021.
It's disgusting.
They're going to keep
letting it happen, Joe.
I promise you.
Look at this.
Get out with such a success.
Wait, Candyman.
Holy fucking shit.
The original Candyman.
That was him, right?
Was Eddie Cain.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
It wasn't Eddie Cain.
It was Eddie Cain.
It was a heartbeat.
Or he looked too much like Eddie Cain.
He looked like Eddie Cain.
It wasn't Eddie Cain, though.
He looked like Eddie Cain.
It was the dude from, it wasn't Eddie Cain.
Guess what, then, bitch?
You couldn't afford Eddie Kane.
You went and got the fucking
Eddie Kane lookalike.
Yo, go watch the original Candyman.
Great movie.
Because that's the problem.
What they do is these movies come out,
the remakes come out,
Apple or somebody put the original
right there for you to see it.
You click it,
you'd be scared again still.
Then these new niggas do this shit,
the Tyler Perry version
of Candyman.
I'm just glad
people waking up.
You gonna flag that.
I'm so glad
people waking up.
This is the candiest man.
The candiest man.
The sweeter man.
He is the...
This ain't Candyman.
Say fuck! Wait, you can't say the candiest? Sweet man candy, man. Say fuck!
Wait, you can't say the candies?
Sweet, sweet man, sweet man.
I got sleeveless, man.
No, no, I don't got sleeveless.
Come on, no, no, don't do that.
Don't do that, don't do that.
Come on, H.
On to Jay-Z things.
Yo, let's get in this bag.
Yeah, come on.
It's not my bag.
Yo, Iso.
Come on, you got it, H.
Iso, this is you.
It's not my bag. Yo, clear it out., you got it. ISO. This is clean out. It's not my bag.
Yo, clear it out.
He got Trey Young on him on D.
He close.
Ooh, I got to ask.
I got to ask.
Drake, stop. On the flights I'm takin' Pourin' out my soul Like a night sound crazy Got a fallin' ass Help me build foundation
Never had a lot
This is all I need
Can't burn a bridge
Just to lay my way
Thought of 42
On the flights I'm takin'
Pourin' out a lot
This is all I need
When I could destroy you
And niggas wanna kill me
And y'all still with them
Nigga, y'all chill with them
And y'all wonder why we not friends.
Best thing I could do is not build with you.
When I could destroy you, that takes some fucking discipline.
Yo, Hov in his old age say like the most powerful, most poignant shit.
Simple.
So simplistic.
It don't get what it should get.
I ain't going to let you get away from me.
Like, I want you to hear it.
I ain't going to try to put no funny double on top. No, nigga. I want you to understand it. I ain't going to try to put no funny double on.
No, nigga, I want you to understand everything that I'm saying.
And that shit be like a sledgehammer.
Man, when he started the verse with niggas wanted to kill me and y'all still with him,
it could tell you where the mindset is, where he going.
That's true.
You won't let me start my verse like that?
No.
No.
No.
How do you think the next joke about the verse?
I know I was going to. Joe, no. Let me get out of here. Let me do one of those. No. No. How do you think the next year will be? I know I was going to.
Joe, no.
Let me get out of here.
Let me do one of those.
No.
Come on.
Yo, you niggas thought that.
No.
It's not Bill with you when I can destroy you.
And y'all wonder why we not friends.
Best thing I could do is not Bill with you when I can destroy you. That takes a fucking.
That is a fucking bar.
That's my best thing I could do is not build with you.
That's the easy part.
That's a comma.
It's not a period.
Best thing I could do is not build with you when I could destroy you.
That takes some fucking discipline.
After you, after you, it's trying to kill me.
I could send a team to come trail you I got a billion or two
And I know where the fuck you live
Niggas gotta chill with talking gangsta
You can't send people to Dave's house
Nah
You can though
They can
Thank us
Humble yourselves a little bit
This ain't the same Sean that you knew once
I don't shine shoes, uh
This ain't what you want, nah All that back and forth on sean that you knew once i don't shine shoes uh this
ain't what you want all that back and forth on the internet we don't tennis that
y'all gotta do something it's all simple talking like no this is there's nothing to decipher
none of that no no no just straight body shots ain't nothing Yeah. Only thing we expect now is violence. Anything besides this, we playing violence.
I'm public enemy.
Niggas want to kill me and yet want me to be friendly.
Niggas want sympathy after they want to end me.
Be those.
To it be that everyone's the envy.
Shout out to the family.
I don't want no friends no more.
Not many understand me
Everybody wants something
You know the price of everything
But the value of nothing
But everybody
Something
The price of everything
But the value of nothing
Drake, Drake, you gotta wait
Yeah, you should just let that breathe
You could actually just loop the verse
For both verses
Don't you come in
I don't need none of that
Not right now, dog.
Let's just let that marry me.
I'm out of here, man.
That nigga sound like an old mafia boss talking on that verse.
Like real talk.
I'm not even joking.
Like that sound like some, that's threat.
This shit that you hope your father taught you when you was 13.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, you see him, right?
Watch him.
He ain't.
I'm telling you, this is some other shit.
That's Italian mafioso, like, hostra nostra mob boss talk.
That's some crazy shit.
They also keep talking about the same exact ladder.
That ladder I spoke about earlier. They just keep talking about the same exact ladder the ladder I spoke about earlier
they just keep talking about the same ladder
same struggles
when trying to do the same things
shit that
oh you didn't try to get to a billion
alright I'm at the top you didn't try to get there yet
okay you didn't you don't get it
if you don't know what comes with trying to get to the billion
then
shut up
oh you don't know what it's like
trying to get in this social club this golf club then shut up you don't know it's like trying to
buy art from the white guy trying to buy the house from the white guy we've heard these two niggas
bring this story back to the hood a million different ways i'm still excited to know that
it don't change like i'd be it's sad a little bit but I'd be disappointed
if the ladder for one
was different than it was for the
other one when you are of this greatness
I'm not talking about albums no more
you can think it's whack I don't care I'm all for albums
see I disagree because that
takes away the hope right
like you would think that because
Jay got there it should have been
easier for drink it was
but you said it's the same ladder it's different but it's the same but the same the climb was a
little easier he said it was there he said it's the same it ain't getting no easier rugs are a
little closer no no no well yeah don't you get what i'm saying so literally yeah it it has been
different it's much easier for a drink Mm-hmm. But similar climb, similar struggles, similar battles.
It's happened in less time, shorter shit.
I'm sure.
But yeah, man.
These two.
And that list is short.
It's only them two and Kanye.
Mm-hmm.
Poff, he don't count.
That's it.
Kendrick's trying to get there.
This PF Lang, BG Lang.
Whatever he's doing now,rick's trying to get there. This PF Lang, PG Lang, whatever he's doing now,
he's trying to get there. But these niggas, they talking different shit.
Yeah. And they
body self. Alone.
They alone in that. On the
subject of Hov, Drake, did y'all
see Trae Young's tweet?
No. He asked a question
that do we
think Drake has passed Hov? just show you young young so he
can ask that question you got him saying like the younger dudes can ask that question because they
wasn't outside in 96 niggas might have been born in 96 so train is 22 years old he's my son days
when was he born 98 he wasn't born in 96 so this is my thing the impact that he would have
on us trey young could never feel that like it's like a young nigga listening to michael
jackson right now right it's dope they wasn't around when michael jackson was running through budapest and a whole fucking security that
the military from these countries was guarding this nigga because it's the internet generation
like michael jackson was running around by himself tanks on the side of him the fucking national guard
of that country is with him they They don't know the impact.
So you can like the words and the lyrics and shit, but it's still not going to affect you.
That's why a lot of young people don't really fuck with Pac because they didn't feel Pac
how we felt Pac when he came out.
We felt that shit.
It's different.
He wasn't the most lyrical nigga, but we felt he gave you a feeling.
It was different.
It was an emotional thing with Tupac more than a lyrical thing.
So for Trey Young to say that, it doesn't surprise you.
I've said before, I'm not mad at any young person saying that Drake is the GOAT.
I'm not mad at that to them.
Or Uzi or Lil Baby.
No, I'm just saying, all of them young dudes.
I told you I was at a basketball game and Lil Uzi walked in.
I didn't know who he was.
They thought I was trying to be funny.
And they treated it like...
They would scream.
You would have thought Prince and Michael Jackson
came in one body and walked in that bitch.
I was like, who that?
They like...
I'm like, fam, who is that?
They like, that's Lil Uzi.
I said, oh, that's him?
I heard of him, but I didn't know who he was.
And they went nuts.
Trae Young can't really make that call.
Agreed.
He can't.
He can't. He can't.
No, no.
He asked the question, like, did Drake overtake Jay?
He don't know who Jay is.
Okay, I get what you're saying.
You get what I'm saying?
He know Jay from talking about Jay.
He don't know Jay.
He can say that, like I said, I'm not mad at any young person saying Drake is the GOAT,
the greatest ever, all that.
When they say that, I get it.
Totally.
Because there's people, I've told y'all, me and my pops have this argument all the time.
When we start talking greatest and all of that, my pops, you can't tell them shit about
KRS-One.
That's the greatest thing to ever touch a mic.
Indeed.
Indeed.
I agree with you.
So I get it.
It's a generational thing. That's it. Okay. I just wanted to know if y'all saw the tweet. I ever touch a mic. Indeed. Indeed. I agree with you. So I get it. It's a generational thing.
That's it.
Okay.
I just wanted to know if y'all saw the tweet.
I didn't know it was that.
And they jumped on his ass, though.
And he backpedaled.
As they should have.
He backpedaled quick.
As they should have.
Trey Young, I love you, but nah.
Yeah, yeah.
They learned you real quick, brother.
Nigga Drake told you himself.
And he said, yo, the gold is on this album.
Yo, Jay is the gold.
He keeps saying it. He said it all year. I don't want to know about this any secret of yours
mic check mic check shout out to Omar Wilson Raheem Devon Sean Stockman and Cisco I don't
normally fuck with remakes and classics but I like what you did here, man. Secret Garden remake. All the secrets.
This is my shaking of y'all shit, man.
Pause it.
I wanna reach you.
One to ten.
What?
The remake.
Ten being the original, of course.
You're asking me to do what I don't like when Ice does.
No, but we're comparing the two things.
I like the song.
I would never compare this to the original. I heard it.
I like it, though.
I would never compare this to the original.
Yeah, I'll give it a seven.
If the original is a 10, if I'm grading this off of that, then six, seven, yeah, somewhere
around that six and a half.
I like it.
I think they did a good job, but why I like this song, actually, I think they did a great
job, but why I think it's great is for all the reasons that differ from why I like this song actually I think they did a great job but why I think it's great is
for all the reasons
that differ from
why I love the original
the original was a little slower
it was
80s
91 vibe
James Ingram went crazy
these niggas
if you had
if you had to redo it
they put their own sauce on it
I like it
they didn't try to be dumb
I don't diss it
yeah I like it
so I like that
and Sean
you did your thing man until, until Cisco came on.
Why you let him do that?
Hey, it's a little faster.
It's a little more new age, the snap, the sounds.
Even the ad-libs. I fuck with these niggas. It's a little faster, it's a little more new age, the snap, the sounds
Even the ad-libs, I fuck with these niggas I wanna read your mind Ayy Know your deepest feelings I wanna make it right
For you
Baby show me
Let me share the mystery
Oh
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Listen to your heart tonight
That's the other part about why I like this.
These poor dudes are like R&B enthusiasts,
so they would want to do this song over.
And they didn't do it justice.
Yeah, they would want to do it.
Make it all right
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
Here we go.
I know a melody
That we could sing together
I've got the secret key
To you baby
Let's make music
Harmonizing ecstasy
Come on, come on, come on
And sing it to me
We're in the party
With temptations, we feel so right
Passion can make
Fall for what you feel
In the night
Your secret love
We can make it come alive
Make it come alive
In the secret night
Oh
Your secret love I ain't even know that was Sean, man Yeah, when I first heard it, I didn't know this was Sean either
So when he came on, I was like, is that Sean doing Da Bois?
Hold up now
Let me lay beside you
Do what you want with you
All night
I don't wanna hold you
Ooh, baby, can I touch you there?
Come on Ice, you don't like that girl you there? Come on.
Ice, you don't like that girl right there?
That's Iceback.
No.
Oh, yeah.
Minus one thing.
Come on, come on, come on.
I can keep you satisfied.
Baby, come on, come on.
I'ma let Sisqo get his shit off
We gon' get the rest of these sleepers outta here
And ain't nobody gon' get a joint in here
We can all add some Drew Hill to it then
I'll take a guess
I think I'll add some Drew Hill to something
He gon' be so extra
He always like, here you go
Oh, Sister
He is for Sisqo
I'll be there for you all
You let it all down
Let your head down
Let me in the mood
Will you take me?
Take me with you
I'll turn it all down Take me with you, Lord Come to the night
Take me with you, Lord
When temptation feels so right
Passion can make you fall for what you feel
Take me with you, Lord
We can make it come alive
Every single day
Here in the garden
Alright, man, that's enough, man
And I've never wanted anyone
That's enough, that's cool
This is Omar Wilson
Raheem DeVar Raheem, you know the vibe with me, man Never wanted anyone. That's enough. That's cool. This is Omar Wilson.
Raheem DeVar.
Raheem, you know the vibe with me, man.
Cisco, Sean Stockman.
I saw Stockman.
Stockman.
Sorry.
As much as I've wanted.
I'm going to let them get a little bit of the outro off because I think they did what they had to do on it.
And I'm tossing it to one of these niggas.
We out of here.
Y'all enjoy your week.
Hold up.
Here it goes. Oh. Oh, no. had to do on and I'm tossed into one of these niggas we out of here y'all enjoy your week Pick up. Nah, they did that, man.
Shout out to these brothers, man.
Thank you for this remake.
A real nigga in New Jersey appreciates it, man.
Thank you.
Usually I don't be liking the remix of them.
Me neither.
No, no, no.
Me neither.
I would have told y'all.
I should have left that alone.
Salute.
But they did that, man.
Nah, and Secret Garden is hard to redo, nigga.
That was on every one of my old school R&B hump tapes.
So earlier, I put on the original Secret Garden.
I'm about to play it as my sleeper.
Don't do that.
The original?
Yeah, nigga.
What is wrong with you, man?
I just got to that.
Like, y'all should just show the young niggas what the original was.
Yeah, I ain't mad at that.
Talk to them. Yeah, I ain't mad at that Talk to him Yeah
I ain't mad at that
Get the shit off
I ain't mad
James don't
Yo the same way
You had that Denzel take
You ready for one
I'ma leave y'all
With one
Scorching take
I'm scared
And I'm quiet
For the rest of the way
You following up
To Denzel
If he did the
I'ma give you one
Scorching one
I'ma give you one
And let him know It's really him still with the takes.
I'm saying this.
Don't resist it.
Don't challenge it.
I'm not refuting.
I'm leaving after this.
The original secret guard.
Hell to barge.
Don't do that.
All right, bro.
Yo, go ice.
Go ice.
Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know what all of them did. Okay, don't do that. Don't do that, though. I know what Barry did.
Yeah, Joe.
And I'll be had to open it up.
Yeah.
I think in years past, if we listen, if we harken back.
Joe.
You hark by yourself.
Yeah, you out there by yourself.
We might have gave him more sauce than he needed on Secret.
Well, play it then.
We're going to find out.
Play it then.
We're going to find out.
Play it then. You want to go? You want me to then. We're going to find out. Play it then.
You want to go or you want me to go?
We'll let him trick us.
You want me?
No, you go.
I got some ignorant shit.
I know.
I was going to play some ignorant shit too, but I'm not.
All right.
Well, then I'll go and then you go.
I changed.
Go ahead.
I'm playing something off this Big 30 album.
Who is that?
And it's called No Hospital Gang.
Yo, stay here.
No.
No.
I'm not staying.
I'm out of here.
Hold on.
I didn't ask for these niggas Hold on. I didn't ask for these
niggas to leave.
I didn't ask for Ice
to come park.
I didn't have to hear.
What is this?
What is Big 30?
What is happening?
I don't have to listen to this.
Watch it be hard, though.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Turn that up, Ice This they job A nigga play with me, he gon' get sparred
This on guard
I'm super scrapped at home
I got Dracos in my garage
Lil' bitch thought I was sweet
Like I ain't know she with her
Baby, girl, this your life
You playin' with hoes, don't get shot
Two choppers by myself and this don't look like
I'm flyin' hot
But she know it, girl
Yeah, but you fuck her, don't play those games high Knew I been fuckin' up that super top But super cow, I'm a big 513 guy
We know how to put shit on that chowder
Heard he a loose screw, but we fixin' shit with him hammer
Bitch, we want all smoke, we quick to pull the words out of him
We know I split a guy in the same day, they had not counted
I just stopped in the hood just to get chowder on my jury
I'm off these purses, I'm full of drugs, I can't stay out these mirrors
I'm punk, can't go for none, got to make it home to my children
Get caught with or without, I'd rather go sit face to jury
Brr, I'd rather go sit face to judge
2,000 for each team, come real a hoe, look how I slug
Little bitch with lime and fucks and she got a passion for thug
Ho, I just wanna fuck till I come down from off these drugs
Bitch, til I come down from off these perks
Gon' kill you from the back and hold you down until you squirt
I might fuck you good, then clean you up, then drop you off at work
Then I'm back off to these blocks to move these pounds, get off these mercs
Move these pounds and move these gags, you in my town, you need a pack Ain't no nice shit, where I'm from
You come through here, we on your ass One rapper pay the cab
One rapper got his shit snatched Ain't no love, MF, gown, or stamp
It's welcome to Iraq You say no cap, but we say fast
You say slime, but we say splat You say gang, but I say set
I'm from Mid-Ranch and we lit I'm from King A and Ben Tree
Ain't no nigga that ain't none of me I'm 5'9 but I'm 10 feet
I'm 2 and that nigga law 2-3 Brr
Said I'm 2 and that nigga law 2-3 No nigga play with me
These niggas keep getting played to sleep
Niggas keep getting played to sleep No nigga play with me
These niggas keep me playing Brr Hey, yo
Yeah, that's No Hospital Gang
Off Big 30's new album
I think you put some money on Pooh Shiesty books
Look at that aux
Yo, you put money on Pooh Shiesty books?
Keep it real
No
No
Ever
Ever
Free the 762 God
I thought that was your man though
Like you, boy, yeah.
Free Pooh Shiesty.
Yo, this guy.
He would be on a tear right now if he was out. All I need All I need
All I need
Yeah, I guess going viral is niggas claim to fame
It's lame to have a cinch and then vanish
And shit like David Blaine, my brother told me I could be great
Just had to change my aim and take the step
It's crazy how one shooter can change the game
You never grow if you remain the same A picture they just switch and they filters
I'm tryna change the frame Paving lanes for niggas who dope
But never shaved the cane Just made some plays
I'm still about the dollar like my name was Dane
You niggas changed for change Traded in your chains for change
And whips you never own
Rejoice buyers doing stranger things
They try to drive me out
I had to take the reins
You could have the forecast
But can't explain the rain
Cause day to day I keep the groove
I feel like Dana Dane
Down to my last five heartbeats
Eddie Kane to give it up
I'd rather go blind
Ain't talking at a change
I'm still after the glory
but I embrace the pain everything you go through whether good or bad in life the lesson's meant to
grow you and you already made the choice if you don't choose it might be hard to win but never
give up you won't lose everything you go through whether good or bad in life the lesson's meant to
grow you and you already made the choice if you don't choose
It might be hard to win, but never give up, you won't lose
The blueprint was to buy your firearm and sell your dope
Watch your death through a lens placed on opposite ends of a telescope
Maybe these views can give little Marcella's hope
Cause all I see is sandy beaches
Part of someone's daughter and pennies who will hand me peaches
Fiji apples and peeled grapes
Far from FBI stings, drug rings, concealed tapes
And snitches saving themselves like virgins before marriage
The fastest way to leave a bastard child in your carriage
You purchase before your casket is carried out of the churches
Can't come back from the grave when you buried beneath the surface
While in the fast lane you run into illegal searches shirtless After you lost your mind trying to find your
purpose I learned from their mistakes
Keep my foot on the gas and run over the snakes Spot the pitfalls and hit the brakes
When I stepped it up I brought earthquakes to the great lakes
And shook up the fakes and frauds who don't applaud the giving takes If it takes It's Growth by J.R. and Elzai
Ish, what you got for us, man?
Joe played the remake
I'ma play the original Secret Garden
Bring your dumb ass back in here
So you can respect El, DeBarge, and apologize
For real, yeah
You really gotta walk that back
Cause you out here bugging with that shit
DeBarge, put too much sauce, nigga.
You crazy.
Like, yo, I'm shocked that you two like skin.
Tell me a secret.
You with your Denzel take and him with his El Debarra shit,
y'all a while of the day.
You going to retract it?
I don't care.
No, I'm not.
I don't care about any secret.
I want to know about one special secret.
I wanna know about one special secret
Because tonight I want to learn all about the secrets You listen alright?
Yeah
You listen alright?
Niggas wasn't born yet
Put the screw down and just listen
I wanna read your mind
Know your deepest feelings
I wanna make it right for you
Baby show me
Let me share the mystery
Oh
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Listen to your heart tonight
Come on, come on, come on
Make it alright
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on, come on tonight
I know a melody that we could sing together I've got the secret key to you baby
If I could sing I would
Let's make it
Damn I wouldn't talk
I don't know why he talks. It's alright Passion can make you fall
Oh, would you feel
In the garden
We can make it come alive
Every night
Fall on your secret garden
I need to be with you
Let me lay beside you
Do what you want me to
All night
Gonna hold you
Ooh baby can I touch you there
Come on, come on, come on, come on
I can keep you satisfied
Baby
Come on, come on, come on
Hooey, hooey, baby
Please, babe, hold on
Come on, come on tonight
I'll take good care of you
That's what I'm and you're supposed to do
And I'll be there for you all the time
Let your hair down
Let me get you in the mood
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Take me with you
Into the guide
Oh, in the guide
The temptation gets so right
Passion can make you fall for what you feel
And here in the garden
We can make it come alive every night
Oh, oh, oh
Here in the garden
You know I've never wanted anyone
Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh
I've never wanted anyone as much as I
As much as I want you I want you to show me, I want you to tell me how I feel
Oh, the secrets
If you think I'm gonna take care of you
If you think I've got what you need
Show me right
I want us to take our time because
We have our nights
If you think I'm gonna be good to you
If you think I'm the life that you knew
Show me right
I'm gonna be so good to you baby
I'm gonna be so good to you baby
If you think I'm gonna take care of you
If you think I got what you need
Show me right
Let me hear you sing this
If you think I'm gonna be good to you
If you think I like what you do
Show me right
Show me right
Baby, you, baby, you
If you think I'm gonna take care of you
If you think I got what you need
Show me right
What does that mean? I got what you need Show me right If you think I'm gonna be good to you If you think I like what you do
Show me right
And I'm the only one
Show me right
If you think I'm gonna be good to you Yeah, come on, man.
Yeah.
It's just disrespect.
I'm right, right?
No, you were right before you played the record.
Joe's bugging.
That nigga's lost his fucking...
Come on, dog.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, that was pure disrespect.
I was in the ninth grade when that shit came out.
I remember that shit.
What?
On the hump tape.
Fam, you can't have no sex tape without that.
The intro coming side joint.
I got a whole nigga.
I used to go.
No, I got one now.
Little Tony Terry joint.
I forgot where he used to be. I used to have we used to be I used to have
some good shit
some good shit I'm telling you
that's that's
back in the day these bitches
want hump to dirt
bitches fucking a little
baby
fucking a little baby
I might have to come out for confidence yo them bitches be fucking a little baby I might young out for confidence
yo
them bitches be
fucking a Drake
that's why I ain't
no good R&B
you could fuck some Drake
I was about to say
you crazy
you could
you probably could too
you could fuck some Drake
fam
no
well
I'm old
yo
bitches don't want to
hump the Drake
Wu-Tang
Wu-Tang
you put your
ghost back
you probably
have
you definitely
did
you definitely
did
you definitely
do that
we was on tour
once and Joe
walked in on me
hooking up with
this chick and
Illmatic was
playing
I didn't put it
on
it was just
playing and it
happened
I put it on
like my shuffle
on my iTunes
and that was the next shit that came on.
Straight up shit is real and any day could be the last in the jungle.
But there's no way I could even get that popping with that playing.
I can't do it.
That is funny, fam.
That is hilarious.
Real quick.
All right.
So that would probably be the wildest shit that you've...
Absolutely.
Absolutely wildest shit.
Honestly?
Yeah.
I remember I was the jizzer
I was a kid though yo
that's exactly what it was
liquid swords
I was a kid
I was on cold world
thought that I was gonna get it done
it wasn't trying
it wasn't on purpose
it just happened
like the jizzer
yeah yeah yeah
I remember it though
I mean back in the day
at like house parties and shit
you would end up fucking
some shit
oh yeah you don't know yeah yeah anything you was mean, back in the day, like house parties and shit, you would end up fucking some shit. Oh, yeah.
You don't know what to fuck it to.
Yeah, yeah.
Anything would happen to you.
You're just sneaking off in the other room and they was wilding.
Shit.
Who said house parties back in the day?
I seen that happen recently.
I never did that.
Oh, that's a fact.
I never did that.
Never?
Helped nobody at a house party type shit?
Never.
What the fuck were you doing at the house party then?
Yo, fam, one night stands aren't really my thing.
Grow up. I promise
you. Never been. But it didn't have to be a one night
stand though. Yeah, it could have come up
afterwards. I'm just saying like, yo, I never like met
a chick. My niggas be
they go, but I never met
a chick. You never did a one night stand ever in your life?
I have, but not a lot.
One night stand, y'all didn't even speak
no more after that? I never got
first day sex. Like a very few. Y'all need to speak no more after that? I never got first day sex.
Like, a couple times.
Not a lot.
And I've, you know.
You might not be that ill.
I know.
I know.
You never know.
You never know.
No, I just, I'm not, you know, I'm not aggressive.
I know.
When it come to that.
No, they be aggressive.
That's not my thing.
Like, I'm not really aggressive.
And it scares me, my nigga.
To be honest with you, like, that scares me.
Like, yo, if you fuck me today, that mean a nigga a little bit cuter a little bit funnier you would have fucked him if
it took me six hours you would have took him four right so you get him that scares me dog for what
she's around for now not forever you're not trying to know like no no that's cool and i use condoms
ice so nine times out of ten then like in that run no I'm saying I'm with my girl I'm fucking away
I mean no back then
yeah
yo
niggas used to tease me dog
for wearing condoms
yeah you mad childish
yeah you mad childish
cause I'm using condoms
that's childish
yeah
yeah you childish as shit
pardon me my bad
just don't fuck with dirty chicks.
The dirty,
the clean chicks
fuck with dirty niggas.
Yo, I'm playing.
Yo, the clean chicks
be fucking with them.
These are all jokes.
I know.
I'm telling them.
You know,
but they be like,
oh yeah, I was out there
fucking, no he wasn't.
Fucking football niggas.
Them football niggas
don't be using no condoms.
You know they got the t-shirt
that say,
y'all niggas wear a helmet
at work to protect yourself
but won't wear one to protect yourself at play. This football niggas wear a helmet at work to protect yourself but won't wear one
to protect yourself
at play.
This football niggas.
Damn, that's wild.
Football niggas
get it in, y'all.
You athletes.
You fucking musicians.
Seven to eight chicks
backstage
one night.
That's unfair.
What?
That's a stereotype.
Because you're a musician.
Hi, Rem Rem how are you
it's really Rem
oh
yeah
yeah but no
no you good
eh you straight
yeah you good
you just came on cue
that was perfect though
just came right on cue
that was perfect
hi wife
hi husband
you see this shit?
Hi, husband.
I have to say that shit
all the time.
I will.
You probably was saying
that even before.
Yeah?
Yeah, there it goes.
What's wrong with you, Joe?
He said some shit
on here, man.
Yes, he did.
I know y'all killing me. I what no we don't know we're not killing
you yeah I agree you played the four records as though no listen that nigga
was rapping bro yeah listen when he does that though he's hard to fuck with that
nigga was rapping listen man that's what I like when he lock in and want to put some bars
on a record indeed he go i'm working on dying
you belong to the streets but the streets belong to me sure
you don't even know you belong to me oh you work for him
oh he worked for me like you don't even know wait then the second verse though the city is yours
but the world is mine and the city's in the world so listen to this guy's no it's all mine forget
about what you think of the music his brain ego's different. No, just listen. His brain. His ego's different now.
Absolutely. He's in a different space.
It's different.
He used to be humble, yo.
Real modest.
Like, modest.
He knew he was dope.
He knew he could rap, rap.
But now when you get the world behind you, the money behind you, the big house.
Why does your ex think we beefing?
I'm so glad you said that.
Because that's where it is.
That's where it is right there
Let's take it back
The last album
Jaded
Yes
That's the record
He was confused
Yo
How you with a nigga
That do the same thing
You with somebody
Yo wait
I lost you
I lost you to the
But you with somebody
That does the exact same thing
That I do He just does it A lot that does the exact same thing that I do.
He just does it a lot less wavier than I do it.
He said that in an album to somebody.
Right?
And I thought that was the most arrogant shit in the world.
And then he followed it up with, yo, I didn't even want to drive to your mom's house to meet her.
That was ours.
That was an inconvenience to my day.
And he said that shit.
Right back back next album
here he goes and your ex the nerve wait what wait your ex thinks that him and i he thinks i'm hate
hey wait he can't even look at me what's wrong with yo he didn't even have a clever way
to say it he just said, what's wrong with him?
Is that man all right?
Yeah.
How are you asking her if her man is okay?
No, her ex, though.
Is that nigga okay?
Like, why he think we beefing?
Why he think he doing it like I'm doing it?
Why he think we even beefable?
No, no.
Next line. That nigga can't even look at me he fell off twice two times didn't get back in him he
acknowledged his little slip he said i'm right back where i never left like i fell off but now
i'm back killing these niggas. Like. Drake.
What camera am I looking at?
Drake.
And he gave you a sigh on this album.
Y'all know what I say about a sigh.
That sassy sigh do it. I think I had enough of y'all.
Yeah, that's a sassy sighassy side he came on one of these verses
and said
that laugh
I told the other laugh like 40 times
he told Kanye
your whole congregation is leaving you
nobody believes you at anything you say 40s on. He told Kanye your whole congregation is leaving you.
Nobody believes you at anything you say.
Hey, when you put my
address out, give it to your driver.
Drive over here. You would have to
see this to believe what
yo, you don't know what's going on.
This nigga is crazy, this Jewish
kid. Yeah.
He's operating on another level.
No, and he knows it now.
And he know, but he want to make sure you know it.
No, the nigga said, yo, what'd he say?
You know I don't be knowing all that shit.
The world is crazy when you are who you say you are,
or you really are that guy now.
I do y'all one better, audience.
Come on.
Because y'all might think I'm pulling this out my ass.
Here's the proof like only Joe
could provide it to you
you won't get the proof
nowhere else
here's how you know
what I'm saying is true
or what we're saying is true
don't follow Drake
follow that girl
that was at the
baseball stadium
just follow her
just watch her
read the captions
watch the change
in what
in life
in everything
in everything
in life
it's a whole different ball game
that girl
it's so different
this nigga hopped on his album
yo
last album we thought
he was hiding a baby
from the world
he had to defend himself he on this album he came, last album, we thought he was hiding a baby from the world.
He had to defend himself.
He on this album,
he came on,
co-parenting is better than it's ever been.
Her and I get along so well.
Nothing can come between.
Wait, I'm home tight.
I'm home having to explain.
That was a Joe shot
that you was talking I picked my baby up
in a tornado.
She wanted to know.
Nigga, where you at?
It's a hurricane.
The road fell.
River Road is literally living up to its name.
Underground.
No, no, it's living up to its name.
It's a river on River Road.
My baby moms.
Still your day, nigga. What your day nigga what's up I hear that I know it's crazy it's crazy so what time you said what's on it's like
a tornado blow your ass over
You got an umbrella, nigga.
You got a little scooter. You never can make it.
That's why.
Wait.
But it's a tornado.
Don't your scooter got waterproof tires, nigga?
Get up.
Hey.
People afraid the girls.
It's insane.
What's the shit?
Life is a series of moments.
Life be happening fast.
Life be happening.
Life be happening.
That's just more for you.
Yo. Life. Life. Life be life. That's his more for you. Yo, life, life, get life in.
That's it, man.
That's it.
Life, yo, y'all be careful.
Y'all be careful.
Hold it down.
I'll be proofing.
We'll be back same time, same place.
Tyler, y'all, I feel like I'm proofing.
I'm a man, I'm fake.
Trust Westbrook, Darnie.
He can't fuck evaluation.
Showing personal funds
It's the Creep Boys, guess who the Pecky Boys
Sold that already, got a whole new set of toys
Shit is so surreal, Drizzy Drake, you better enjoy it
Nothing else bigger than the O.T.O. Letterman boys
Cash me a Knicks for the nighttime bull rides
Ali got the first edition parked up roadside
The only sign of struggling is coming from those guys
I'm trying to just relay what I can see through my own eyes All he got the first edition parked up roadside. The only sign of struggling is coming from those guys.
I'm trying to just relay what I can see through my own eyes.
And nothing tell the truth like the eyes well.
Live so much for others, don't remember how I feel.
Friends in high places and fruit.
It's him.
He can't leave, yo.
He got it.
Yo, he got to shut up.
He got to shut up. Live so much for others, I don't even remember how I feel.
One of them lines, he was like, yo, it ain't even me talking.
It's the therapist.
Y'all heard him?
He ain't even rapping no more.
He said, yo, this is just my spiritual advisor.
I'm in my deepest meditation state.
I had it.
Enough.
That's what he's saying.
That's what he's saying.
We got to go.
Patriot. Patriot. I'm going to give y'all my take. Yo, what he's saying. We got to go. Patreon.
Patreon.
I'm going to give it to y'all.
No, we get ready to give it up.
I'm going to give it to y'all.
Y'all are going to get it.
All right, yo.
Cheetah Pets, Etch A Sketches.
They sitting there singing.
They rock balling.
They fucking these nominals.
They fucking niggas, too.
They had to.
After they in the friends and family section.
Be careful.
It's over.
Bye.
New Joe Biden.
Ta-da.
Stupid.