The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 478 | "Pour Into Me"
Episode Date: October 9, 2021It's been documented how much of a fan Joe is of Dave Chappelle and his work. The crew begins with a recap of his latest Netflix special, "The Closer" and discusses the backlash Dave received from cri...tics (26:30). Joe also shares how much he enjoys Don Toliver's new album (47:20), artists in New York not being as united as the south (58:10), 18 former NBA players being charged with fraud (1:18:05), is it hard being faithful when you have money (1:38:15) and Parks enjoyed Joe's conversation with Neil deGrasse Tyson ( 1:52:15) and MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Kali Claire - “Temporary Feels” (Jvck James) Ice | Arsonal Da Rebel - “Genius” Parks | Papoose - “Cold Winter” (Ft. Passport Gift) Ish | Piff Marti - “Boys Do Cry”
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It's the thingamajiggy.
We're here.
The thingamajiggy.
We are here.
Ice is tracking down the microchips.
They playing Ice.
No, he was hot.
They playing Ice.
No, he was mad.
No, no, I see.
He threatened me when I seen him today.
Where's my fucking iPhone, Joe?
I ain't threatening nobody.
Now, for the listeners out there, Ice, who's Mr. iPhone, Mr. Apple himself.
That's I-Ice.
I-Ice.
You can't even spell Ice without an I.
What's up?
What are y'all talking about, man?
Ice got an iPhone, the new iPhone, right?
The new one.
The 7,000 terabyte.
It's one terabyte.
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's a lot of things.
That's 7,000, yeah.
That's a lot of things.
So it's one terabyte. He ordered it, man,'s a lot of things. That's 7,000, yeah. That's a lot of things. So it's one terabyte.
He ordered it, man, long ago, and he's been waiting for it.
And every pod, he says, is coming next week.
And this has been, I feel like, it feels like for ages now.
So I've never said that every pod first.
We going to say facts or we going to joke?
We're going to both.
Both.
Oh, fuck.
What's wrong with you?
You've been on this podcast before, right?
Come on.
All right.
Well, yeah, I pre-ordered my shit on pre-order day.
And they said it would be ready for pickup launch day, which was the 24th.
Right.
So I went to the store like, yo, where my shit?
They was like, yo, unfortunately, we didn't get it.
I'm like, fuck you mean you didn't get my phone?
It's like, yo, my receipt says pickup 9-24.
That nigga was hot.
I was hot.
He's hot.
Yo, you done with that. You was on fire. I never even seen you, man. Yeah, yeah. So yo my receipt Says pick up That nigga was hot I was hot He's hot Yo you
You done
I was hot
You was on fire
I never even seen you man
I was hot
What the fuck
Bro I get my shit launch day
I don't play that
We know
So I'm talking
Bring everybody
The manager
The CEO
I want
Mr. Best Buy
Him
Everybody
Best Buy CEO
Get Tim Cook on the phone now
Somebody
So they was like
Yo we didn't get the phone yet.
Like, I'm sorry.
What, Apple didn't even ship it to us yet.
I'm like, fam, I don't want to hear that.
My receipts say 924.
Today is the day.
You know.
My shit say 924.
I don't want to hear nothing.
So, yeah, it was like, yo, you'll get it emailed.
Joe, you know your phone don't make that noise.
Thank the Lord.
We don't do that.
Thank God.
I don't even know why you looked.
But, yeah, long story short, my shit will be here.
It was like, yo, you'll get an email when it's available.
Then, like, a week later, I got an email saying, yo, your phone will be here October 15th.
I was like, I can't wait for you to get that.
Halloween.
I mean, the hype died down for me.
I'm cool.
I'll get it when I get it now.
The hype.
Is this the longest you ever waited for a phone? Absolutely. This is how I hype died down for me. I'm cool. I'll get it when I get it now. The hype.
Is this the longest you ever waited for a phone?
Absolutely.
This is how I know I'm getting old.
I hit the update button on my phone, and now I'm confused at how to work it.
And shit changed.
Now it changed a little bit.
Man, things changed. See, that's what fucks me.
You know what it is?
Because you be on the beta, man.
I've been on it since June.
So to me, this isn't new.
But you're right.
Man, shit did change.
Yeah, a lot changed.
Man, things changed.
I like it better, though.
Yo, now to hang up on the FaceTime, all the functions are at the top of the screen instead
of the bottom.
Sounds like a small thing, I know.
You can move it, though.
Until you're saying goodbye on a FaceTime, and now you're sitting there looking stupid
in the face, getting hung up on.
I want to hang up first.
See, I didn't know they did that.
I like how they moved the browser shit to the bottom because I'm tired of doing this move.
Long thumb reach move.
Yeah, and then I'm getting in there breaking my hand with this stupid big-ass phone that I got.
Like, fam, I got all types of problems in my hand.
I don't even know what this area is, like the little fat part of the steak of your hand,
but it's jacked up for me.
Stretching my hand and doing all this nonsense,
but I do like the phone.
But I'm not getting the new phone.
I wouldn't suggest you get it.
I'm not getting the new phone.
But when you do upgrade,
just get the Pro instead of the Pro Max
if you think the phone is too big.
Same feature as your smaller phone.
Get that Samsung.
What?
The who?
You talking about TVs?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, thank you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. I'm out of the house. I'm out of the house. I'm out of the house. I'm out You already know how we do it, homeboy And we're from A-Town On a 5-0 deal
It's A-Town
And you, you already know
Lil' John, Eastside Boys
And you watch your father play like a simple
They callin' me
They come back to the street
We showin' P
A.K.A. Shaw
Hold on, hold on, hold on
You alright?
You alright?
These sucka niggas out here very scary This is shocking Yeah, for you, hold on, hold on. You all right? You all right? These sucker niggas out here very scary.
This is shocking.
Yeah, for you, yeah.
Yeah, word.
This is something I would start.
Yeah, maybe Ice, not you.
Oh, my God.
A-double-T-I-C?
It ain't no.
I think it's real.
Why is this shocking?
Because you don't listen to rap.
That's why it's shocking.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that.
You know you don't listen to rap.
Not saying you don't have rap, but you don't listen to it.
Did I listen to rap when this was out?
I don't know.
You might not have been outside when this was out.
Stop it.
You listen to rap.
It's you that wasn't outside when this was out.
First, you listen to rap.
I was outside.
But second, I was outside.
So I seen everybody that was outside.
I seen niggas get fucked up to this.
You didn't see him out there?
I was outside.
He wasn't out.
He wasn't where I was at.
That's all.
That's what I'm saying. Them niggas was outside. He wasn't where I was at. I'll be fucking saying it.
Them niggas was at.
I don't know where he was at.
I listened to rap when this was out, so this shouldn't be shocking.
Did you tour with him, John?
I'm not playing like the new, yeah.
Yeah, but even that, Joe, like you.
I did.
You know how many shows I've done with Joe John?
That's when they was doing all that MTV Beach House stuff.
They was doing, when they was doing,
what's the summertime thing
they did at BET and MTV
in Florida every single week.
It was always the Florida dudes,
anybody that was popping out there
and whatever act
they were trying to break.
You were supposed to be
on the remix, wasn't you?
I was supposed to be
on Mad Joints with Lil Jon.
I went to Lil Jon's house
when he did Yeah
and was listening to beat packs when
he was doing the A-Rab thing of just
no, you have to come. He'd
have 400 beats to play
and then say
nah, but just come and I'll build around.
Fam, you're Lil Jon. Like, play
the hype shit and let me see
what I can come up with. Come on, give me a yeah! Come on!
Come on, man. Don't fucking build
around me. I'm gonna build around a yeah! Give me. Come on, man. Don't fucking build around me.
I'm going to build around a yeah.
Give me one.
But y'all never got none done?
No.
No, after yeah.
You're not getting on the NBA. It was no.
It was no, nigga.
What I mean,
because listen to it.
Yeah was yeah.
But Lil Jon,
when he got that TBT run,
was leading up to yeah.
So you was hard pressed to get anything Lil Jon if you were some little new East Coast rapping dude that didn't have a relationship.
When the Yang Yang twins and all of it.
Like, damn.
Lil Jon's been out of here for a while.
No doubt.
He's been out of here for a while.
That producer shit took him to another realm.
But he's been gone as a DJ.
It's been a while.
You get it.
Now.
I just didn't think you would open a show with that.
Because I'm New York Vice.
No, because you R&B, dude.
No, I'm not saying that.
It's just way better shit.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Took your two-par.
Took your two-par. Took a two-par.
You went too far.
God, man.
But I got the bias on this part.
What that mean?
No, you could have stayed in Atlanta.
Just better Atlanta shit.
Man, this is a classic.
I know we don't have a contract.
No, you got to let me just in there.
We got to put something in there.
We was all shocked
That you played that
Don't shit on Lil Jon in the first
What the hell is
We was shocked
Just shut up everyone
What the hell is
Why ain't you here man
It's your man
Nah that's your man
I ordered him to build a house
He just stuck around
What Lil Jon Eastside boy Nah, that's your man. I don't know that nigga. I ordered him to build a house. He just stuck around.
What?
Lil Jon, Eastside Boys.
And it goes.
They callin' me.
Oh, no.
They come back to the street.
Shaw P.
A.K.A. on Shaw.
We said it was necessary. Yo, this back when I was still wearing Timbs a lot.
Nah, I was a different dude back then.
I guess we just. Hey. wearing Tim's alive they come from the different do back kicking the door and
have my hope the brand-new niggas didn't just stomp around me in the club you
know when this game on these do that stomp shit now they gave me some they
gave me space I would let you in your old village Gon' catch me sippin', know no trickin' Got an old billy It's short, but we gon' act like it
My old liquor slippin'
Comin' straight from the gutter
Toe-tack a motherfucker
Let him under a car
He drop the beat to make it bounce like rubber
Show him how to hold the heat
To make him mugged and slugged
If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck
If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck
If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck
If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck
If we don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck
Those got no shit, it won't be no shit
Those got no shit, it won't be no shit
Those got no shit, it won't be no shit
Those got no shit, it won't be no shit
Those got no shit
Those got no shit Oh yeah. L-O, A-O, A-O, L-O, A-O, A-O
Y'all didn't know, I got flavor
Bless you know, the kid got the caper
Like 40, don't save on
Bankhead, been pullin' caper
The way he drop, would've thought I had a taser
Call me street, like a razor
Shoutin' O-H-E-R, I'm the mayor
Great nigga, put my gear in the tailor
Every day I be shoutin' Mike Ross later
Me and Memphis, I got A-Zer
Yeah, no more nosy ass neighbors
Oh, mama
What?
Get on my level, what?
Get on my level, you can't
Get on my level, you can't
It's real, real, ho
Listen
We losing the nice weather in New York
We gotta get the outside shit out the way now
Get on my level, ever, ho
Ever, ever, ho Ever help em, ever help em
Ever help em, ever help em
Get on my level, oh what?
Get on my level, oh what?
Get on my level, oh what?
Get on my level, oh what?
You can never help em, ever help em
Ever help em, ever help em
Get on my level, oh what?
Get on my level, oh what?
Get on my level, oh what? Get on my level, oh, I get on my level, oh, I get on my level, oh, I get on my level
I ain't playin' nowadays, put the nigga with the riot police
Look, you see, it's quiet. He was scared of them Atlanta niggas.
He was scared of them Atlanta niggas when this set came on, y'all mean?
He was trying to stay where they was percolating at, y'all mean?
Bad as hell, his cousin is on the Hawks, his nephew.
We're going to go to all our way games.
Fuck out of here.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
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and when it comes on, it make me feel like all of these too.
I act real stupid.
I'm a player too.
I am.
I do my record.
Nah.
No.
This record is so good.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. This record is so ignorant though.
Now I gotta hear it. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Alright fuck it Don't judge me
You cannot judge me though you cannot Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch
Shake that ass bitch Shake that ass bitch Oh my shit.
What?
Yo homegirl a hoe, shake yo ass like hoe. Yo baby daddy broke, I got cash right here.
Ratchet hoes stop lettin' broke niggas nuttin' you.
If she don't twerk with her mouth open, I can't fuck with you.
Pop it, I got cake.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, new effect that they putting on record that when they come on on the big, big, big speakers,
your eardrum rattles.
Like it still sounds good out there,
but your eardrum right next to your brain,
your old brain get the, nigga.
Shake that ass bitch, shake that ass bitch.
Yo, there be ass around when this comes on.
Yeah, you stupid.
Yo, we sitting here around a bunch of dicks, don't give a fuck. Shake that ass bitch, shake be ass around when this comes on. Yo, you stupid. Yo, we sitting here around a bunch of dicks.
Don't give a fuck.
Shake that ass, bitch.
Shake that ass, bitch.
Niggas be drunk when this is on.
Why your face so ugly?
Shake that ass, bitch.
Shake that ass, bitch.
Shake that ass, bitch.
That's all you ever be wanting to say to her, really.
She's been talking about her day and shit.
Shake that ass, bitch!
The fuck is you t- yo!
The fuck you think I left the crib for right now?
Why is you telling me about what your roommate did?
Hold on.
You stupid.
The fuck is going with her?
Why your face so ugly?
Nigga!
Man, bitch, you're bad. The fuck is wrong with her? Why your face so ugly? Nigga!
Man, be a kid again.
I promise you we gon' pod.
I promise we gon' Yo!
Yo, do his shirt say condoms are irritating on it?
No, son.
On the cover of the cover art, his shirt says,
Yo, baby daddy broke.
I got cash right here.
Yo, homegirl a hoe.
Shake that ass like her.
Yo, baby daddy broke.
I got cash right here.
Fam, verse of the year.
Fam, what is he talking about?
Oh, yo, who is this man?
Do it like you're home.
What's happening?
Baby daddy broke, I got cash right here.
Ratchet ho, stop letting broke niggas nut in you.
If she don't twerk with her mouth open, I can't fucking choose.
Pop it, I got cake.
Nah, we can't date.
Hit the mouth mouth then I escape
Smash a partner the next day I can't give a bitch shit
Cause she gon' fuck a broke nigga anyway Put this dick up in yo face, ayy Hold up bitch, hold up bitch, hold up bitch, hold up bitch, hold up bitch, hold up bitch
You know that ain't no baby, have that wig, then pull your edges out
Do you wanna burp it, of this money in your bank account?
When I brainstorm, I make it rain like, what he thinking about?
I just text a rich bitch and ask when she gonna take me out.
Let me tell you about 2 Chainz.
I've been to his studio.
I didn't look all around there.
But I think he has an alarm that goes off when any Atlanta nigga catches one.
He finds it. arm that goes off when any Atlanta nigga catches one.
He finds it. Yeah.
Or they might call him.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm just saying, somehow he ends up there.
All right, I gotta stop.
I'm riding an Atlanta dick right now.
I'm out of here.
New York nigga, son.
Son, the fuck.
You heard?
Huh, you heard?
Give my young nigga a drink for allowance. I'm done. Nigga, shun. Shun. You heard? Huh, you heard?
Give my young nigga a drink for allowance.
I'm done.
Come on.
Round of applause.
Do something else.
I'll never part.
I'll never part.
And they don't let it play once.
They just keep 10 minutes.
Shake that ass.
What?
What's ass in front of you?
Oh, my God.
You got to let the rest of his verse play. You want to hear the rest? I'm reading it.
Listen to what this nigga said.
Draco for allowance.
I'ma stack my front end.
The back end, I'ma gum.
Tuck that booty up and grab your ankles for some balance.
She got her star tatted in the middle like she from Dallas.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud.
I'm proud. I'm proud. I'm proud. I'm proud. I'm proud. Star tattered in the middle like she from Dallas Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch Hold up, bitch Hold up, bitch Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We just lost our entire older demo
that really enjoys me starting these things
with Anita Baker and Alexander O'Neal.
I know y'all clown me, but I do...
They might have stuck around.
That's how this felt, and then he started getting into it.
I think the auntie started throwing ass on the wall.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Auntie was listening, and it just started jumping.
Oh, man.
Knock that few buck game, and then it was on.
She heard shake that ass, and auntie was like, oh, shit.
See, now that now you potting.
See, now that is a topic that has been skipped since the inception of Pods, which is how the aunties was throwing it back.
I know, but I mean, traffic jumping in niggas cars.
Well, Antoine, Antoine, random niggas going crazy.
That was happening.
I know.
It was fucking at Exxon.
All the types of literature
you're talking about.
We'll never get a sponsor
at the front of this.
Well, maybe Freaknick
will sponsor.
They keep saying
don't curse
in the front of the pods.
Listen, I started
with this.
It's fine.
What episode is this?
470 something, right?
Because we can't leave.
478.
Welcome to episode 478
of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favorite host, Joe Budden, here with
a few really cool people.
Parks is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Video Village is here.
It's Friday.
Last hurrah in New York.
Nah.
We got a couple more weeks.
Halloween is the last hurrah in New York.
It's almost 80 today.
Fam. If y'all haven't noticed
We go
76 degrees outside nigga
For real?
Fam have y'all noticed
Like even last year
We go straight from
Summer to winter
Yeah
The fall is kind of
We don't really get fall
You get about two weeks
It's gonna stay hot
Until damn near November
Yeah
And then it's just gonna
And to keep it above
The winters don't even really be that cold.
That's a fact.
Everybody say that
until we get hit with 32 inches of snow
and it's freezing.
Ice for when we was kids.
I don't mind that.
It's going to be cold
from October to fucking March.
Oh, yeah.
Well, global warming is weird.
That's why.
I agree.
Nor do I mind 32 inches of snow.
I don't mind it.
Joe, you're the weirdo.
Nah, I want snow in the winter.
I'm a New Yorker.
32 inches? I'm a New Yorker. That's a blizzard. It don't beat that. Joe, you're the weirdo. I'm a New Yorker. 32 inches?
That's a blizzard.
When was the last time we got that?
Last year.
We got 28.
That was sexy for a second, but it came after when it snowed in New York and they were late.
They delayed all the trucks and shit
and it was bad.
This time when it came, we were well prepared.
They put extra trucks out and they cleaned that shit up like this
We don't live in New York
Yeah I was gonna say New Jersey
I know
So I like to see them
Three little white boys come
Or the little white boys
And their Spanish friend
And come shovel it up
Come on clear it out
These little kids spoil nigga
Yeah these niggas don't do that
They playing video games
Little kids don't hustle no more
Oh well maybe
them be adults
they just short
they just short
wait
it be adults
kids not doing that
they be grown
it be somebody
to come out there
getting done
I be right at the
window smoking
like good looking
no fair
thanks
when it used to snow
that's your
association's employees
that ain't no
motherfucker
that was the bag
that was the bag when it snowed.
Yeah, when you was little?
What?
That was when you first learned you was lazy.
You was a lazy sack of shit.
That's when you first learned it.
Yeah, that's true.
That is the first time I learned I wasn't built for whatever moms was telling me to go outside.
Man, you a labor?
Yeah.
Yo, go.
Yo, get your jacket, some gloves, a scarf.
Get out there and ring doorbells, a shovel.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Fuck that.
You had a choice?
Man, I walked up there.
Yeah, I was like, you got a choice?
Yeah, word.
Yeah, I had a choice.
You got to go hit that sidewalk, homeboy.
You speaking from privilege.
No, they was trying to, she was trying to instill in me, you know, grind.
Go get it.
You had to do your own shit, though, right?
No, no.
I was in the building.
Oh, no, you was in the building.
I never had to do mine.
I was in the building. Oh, yeah to do mine. I was in the building.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So it was hustle.
Hey, man house is out there.
Go out there and get it.
Man walked up that block and walked right around.
Turned right back around.
There was some lazy niggas like, yo, we go out.
You know, we was kids.
So you got $20, $30 in your pocket.
Niggas was hauling ass back home.
Like, yo, I'm going to holler at y'all niggas around the way.
Nah, buddy.
Niggas was going to get that block.
Yo, you know what?
Like, yo, I'm going to holler at y'all niggas around the way.
Nah, buddy. Niggas was going to get that brain.
Yo, you know what?
That's also the first test of, hey, man, I should make more than y'all.
I don't.
I rang the doorbell.
I negotiated the deal.
I was the brains.
I was the brains in operation.
Because I'm just telling you why, as a young'un, I never really got with that.
Like, I didn't have many friends.
What, I'm'm gonna go there with
two three other people
and bust this down
hell no
not busting this down
it ain't but $25
for them chump
you know how many houses
we gotta do
they gonna kill you
on this part
$25 to hold you down
when you're fucking
10 years old
nigga
man I don't know
what they talking about
we went and got that money
hell yeah
what you talking about
I did lawns in the summertime I didn't do that I didn't do you know what was you talking about We went and got that money I don't know what you're talking about I did lawns in the summertime
I didn't do
That I didn't do
You know what was
Much easier than that
Robbing niggas
Robbing niggas
What are you talking about
I wasn't robbing niggas at 12
I wasn't doing this at 12
No that's when I
That's the age to do it
That's the age when I was doing it
12, 13
No I was even younger than that
We was walking to South Orange
And Seven Oaks
Maplewood
What Wait by 12 y'all were doing, I was even younger than that. Man, we was walking to South Orange and Seven Oaks, Maplewood. What?
Wait, by 12 y'all were doing this?
I was in high school at 12, Nick.
I'm a fucking geek.
12?
Yeah.
When you supposed to be doing it?
I was younger.
That's why you was lazy.
You ain't shoveling no snow at 10.
Heavy ass snow.
No, Nick.
I'm about to start playing in this shit. That's it. I'm going to make. No, Nick. I'm about to start
playing in this shit.
That's it.
I'm about to play football.
Heavy-ass snow.
That's how I know you lazy.
You went out there
when it was hardened already.
No, you tried to.
You had to catch it
when it was soft.
Catch that fresh snow.
The fresh snow is good shit.
Yeah, you catch that fresh snow.
That water started getting in it.
That shit be heavy as hell.
Anyway, let's just
get your lazy ass out there.
You don't know. Yeah, you don't know nothing about that. Listen, there's mad there. That shit be heavy. Anyway, let's just get your lazy ass out of here.
You don't know.
Yeah, you don't know
nothing about that.
Listen, there's mad things
that was easier than that.
Robbing the gas station.
A dude, he be out there
by himself.
You little degenerate.
Word.
Little average niggas
that whip your ass.
It was fucked up.
Shit, they didn't.
Allegedly.
Supposedly.
I made off on them niggas.
You know how many times
I went in that little booth
and gave them. Nigga. I made off on them niggas You know how many times When that little boob gave me
Nigga
Nigga gonna fuck you up
I don't
Yo can you chill
I don't
Is she alright now
I'm straight
Back to y'all telling me
Y'all are shocked
That I started this pod That way Do y'all telling me y'all are shocked that I started this pod that way.
Do y'all know I really appreciate when Atlanta or when that set,
let me not keep saying Atlanta because that's disrespectful to Memphis
and everywhere else.
Yeah.
Texas, yeah.
But when that set comes on.
I like it.
I love that set.
I think we all do, Joe.
My issue is when that's your set as a DJ.
That's when my issue is.
It got to be.
That's why I'm forced to play everything else when I get time to myself.
Because when you go outside, you're going to get all the music that they want you to hear.
All the music that there's millions of dollars behind.
That there's people rushing out at clubs to work.
Pushing buttons behind these fucking streaming farms.
They're doing all types of
shit to get you to hear this stuff so when that's the only thing it's djs and payolas djs work for
the label like listen no play something else but if this is your set and then you're getting
something else and you get something else you grooving up there like really djing yeah no i
love this i love this thing you can't not like those songs I'm saying I was shocked That you Came in with that
You get what I'm saying
Like that
That's not
I'm hyped this weekend-ish
Okay
I'm hyped
I told you I was shocked
You came in with that
What we doing
I mean y'all love EW
I mean
It's different
It's different
It's different
It's different
You know what I mean
I'm a Cowboy fan
Huh
That's what I'm doing
Where would you gentlemen like to begin?
Okay.
Where would you like to start today?
The Closer?
Backlash.
Well, we didn't review it because we ain't seen it when we did the last episode.
Yeah, we did.
Wow, a lot happened then.
Yeah, a lot has taken place.
A lot has taken place with that.
Okay.
Dave Chappelle, The Closer.
To my knowledge, this is the final release of his Netflix deal.
I don't think Netflix is letting him walk out the door,
but that's a story for another day.
Everyone here has seen it, I'm assuming?
Yes.
Twice.
All right.
Let's get right to it.
Thoughts?
I laughed for an hour and a half.
Okay.
I was thoroughly entertained.
I do think this was his stop reading the comments episode.
We joke amongst each other.
Stop reading the comments.
But he's discussed all of that stuff in previous shows.
Yeah, I know.
You know what I'm saying?
But this is like the commentary of the commentary.
Anybody else?
Y'all scared?
You can pass it to me.
All right.
I think that...
You can pass it to me.
You scared?
You sitting right there.
No, I think, honestly, I think he did all this stuff on purpose to invoke thought and emotion.
I think that he wanted to draw as many people to it as possible.
Some of the analogies that he made,
you know what I'm saying?
Some of the shit that he made,
I think he wanted to create an uproar.
I think he did it on purpose.
I think he mentioned the Jewish stuff on purpose.
I think he mentioned the trans stuff on purpose.
I think he did all of that stuff
to bring the audience
because what he's doing
is giving you layers.
Right?
He is.
He's giving you mad layers.
So y'all outraged over this,
but y'all not outraged over this.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, y'all will take this group
and don't get me wrong,
everybody that's beating on
and downtrodden is cool, but y'all
not looking at it in the same light over here.
So I think he purposely did it
and I think he just waiting for somebody
to interview him. I think he just waiting
for the backlash to lead to some interviews.
I don't think he cares about doing interviews.
I don't think so. No, I think because then he can
expound on it. Well, he did expound.
If you watch the whole thing through,
the whole intro part where
I justifiably
may have made some people upset,
he kind of explained it
in the end. That's what he's great at,
is telling a personal story that brings it
full circle. I think he's just
waiting for the interview. I think he wants
the view or the...
Well, it's no more Oprah, but you get what I'm saying?
When shit would happen, they would bring him on
to clarify I think he's just
waiting for that so he could tear some shit open
I think Chappelle is
that's his genius the way Parks
described it like
the fact that he can
like start here
it's almost like misdirection
I have you thinking this little clip that's going around yeah it's almost like misdirection you know i have you thinking i this little clip
that everyone that's going around yeah it's gonna outrage some people but if you really watch and
listen there's a message in there and if you're paying attention it's almost like you should not
be upset and i think that's his that's his genius it's he can he can mask it in what may deem to be any type of phobic or any type of offensive.
But if you really listen to everything he's saying, he justifies it and makes it make sense to a person that's a rational thinker.
Now, if you're just going in here looking for something to be upset over, he's going to give it to you.
Well, if you heard half of it and you ain't finished the rest of the paragraphs,
then you're going to immediately be outraged.
And I can understand how someone might,
you know, someone from any of the communities
he may have offended,
may have gotten halfway through it
and been like, this is, I'm cool on this.
I can see why that would.
But without thoroughly listening,
why would you be offended?
You get what I'm saying?
I agree.
Listen, I watched the whole thing.
Like I said, I enjoyed it.
I thought it was brilliant.
But I can understand how someone would be like, no, I'm saying I agree I watched the whole thing like I said I enjoyed it I thought it was brilliant but I could understand
how someone would be like
nah I'm cool
I think Dave
and
he's rare in this
but Dave adamantly stands
in old comedy culture
which is
you're coming here to see me
you're coming here
to listen to me
and you should lose your sensitivity at the door because I am a comic You're coming here to see me. You're coming here to listen to me.
And you should lose your sensitivity at the door because I am a comic and I'm not going to subscribe to this new culture where we can't even do our job.
We can't make you laugh. We can't be honest. We can't take the truth and and make fun of it. Whatever comedians do, if we can't do that then you're stripping you're
stripping my passion from you taking away what i love so he he goes up there and he stands in that
every time i love the cigarette no cigarette this time no cigarette this time but i love the
cigarette on saturday night live i love i just love how he's moved right and that's you don't
even have to prove that when you've walked away from as much money as he's walked away from as he stated in this.
True.
So I love that about Dave.
Last time we did the pod, I came in and I said I saw the first 15, 20 minutes, and he hit all of these, you know.
Pressure points.
Yeah, he hit all these pressure points.
I was going to say trigger points.
Buzzworthy topics
trigger points and then i came in here and i was like wow i really hope that he's going somewhere
with this but he's dave and he's brilliant he's a genius so i'm gonna give him the benefit of the
doubt and i watched the rest and certainly he went somewhere uh when he started talking about
the baby i was blown away we've all it. But him saying it's different.
And he emphasized other shit.
Like, yo, he caught a body and beat it.
And y'all more outraged at the other shit than him catching a body.
Well, that's the bigger point.
That's the bigger point.
That was my final landing.
Thanks.
But his main point is yo we hear everything
y'all are saying but y'all are silent when we're murdered when police beat us up y'all are silent
on anything else so i mean why should we give a fuck about your feelings he stands in that i think
his callbacks were brilliant i think this entire thing, this entire special was a callback, really, from his last special.
Yeah, it was.
It was a response to it.
Yeah, I thought that was awesome.
I thought it was good.
His last one to me was just so epic that tough to top.
It's tough.
When he starts doing day, I don't really look to compare.
I don't even look to compare him to to compare This is different from the other ones too
Because this is derivative
Again this is him responding to the response
So it's not as much
Original content
Even though it is obviously the jokes are original
And all that shit
But he was playing off of the last shit
Now on the flip side
I'd like to see where he goes next Yeah off of the last shit. Previous shit. Yeah, sure. Now, on the flip side,
I'd like to see where he goes next.
Like, I've heard this,
not to say that I didn't care,
because I always care,
but I've heard him do this so brilliantly before
that this was cool.
It's a part of the course.
Yeah.
I'd like to see where he goes next.
Like, I'm not as invested in Dave versus the LGBTQ plus community as they are.
Yeah.
I'm not.
Or he is.
No, I'm saying they as in him.
Oh, okay.
And the LGBT community, yeah.
Well, those that feed into whatever is going on here.
Right, right.
So, yeah. well those that feed into whatever is going on here right right so yeah my thing about the the
lgbtq community when it comes to comedians him in particular is and i never quite understood this
i've i've asked this question in the past i could never get a real answer but if your fight is for equality and a comedian makes a joke about you you you you
how do you joke about you be equality like i'm talking about everybody now you're right but the
second i talk about you it's a problem that would kind of be the equality you can catch the joke
you can catch the joke you can catch the joke You can catch the joke. You can catch the joke. You can catch the joke.
Everybody can catch the joke.
The second we get to singling you out
to where we can't talk about you,
now you're not equal.
So that was,
I just never understood how that worked.
That's a good one.
I never even thought about that.
I've asked it a couple times in the past.
I've never gotten answers.
I just leave it alone.
Well, the answer is that all parties have
their thing that they don't want you to discuss that's offensive that's hurtful if you're not of
the group that's just the facts of it and i guess that's a big reason why i'm not so invested in
this the space jews uh thing that he kept doing was brilliant. But for me, it is and has been and will be.
But that's the answer to that.
But with that being said, you know the only people that are really –
well, I can't say that.
I was about to say.
Listen, today, you know where we at.
We're changing the names of football teams.. We changing the names of football teams.
We're changing the names of baseball teams.
We're going back and changing people's...
Like, yo, my sister is in education.
So now what they've done in education is if you come out and you change your pronoun,
they now have to go back to kindergarten
and change your pronoun
for all of your school records
and it's just
time
and money
and resources
and all of that stuff
literally you gotta go back
to somebody's kindergarten
records
and change all of that shit
so it's just
yeah
we in a different space
Dave has responded
and oh he did the quote says if this is what yeah we in a different space Dave has responded and
oh he did
the quote says if this is what
cancel culture is about then I love it
wait what
alright
I'll pull it out and make sure
I have it verbatim
I didn't know he replied
I didn't even know he responded
I didn't expect him to respond
my product is take it replied. I didn't even know he responded. I didn't expect him to respond. Actually, like, yo, my
product is, take it.
Take it whenever you want.
Pull from it what you want. Love it.
Dave, if this is what being cancelled
is about, I love it.
Wait, because they can't cancel him.
They can. He's hard
to cancel, but they can.
How do you do it?
So much money around him
that it's a hard pull.
I don't think that matters as much
because there's plenty of money around R. Kelly
or Bill Cosby.
I think it's different with him in that
it's not
actions.
It's jokes.
Bill Cosby wasn't actively making
product.
He was generating income still, though.
Possibly.
Not possibly.
No, no, no.
No, he was.
No, he definitely was.
Millions and millions of dollars.
He was syndicated on coming on TV 17 times a day around the world.
I agree with that.
He's just actively out doing it.
And I don't think that it's an opposite side pull-up for him.
It's the side that's saying,
no, he's not.
He's speaking the truth
and he's not openly offending anybody.
I think it's a difference.
If you shooting at somebody,
his shit is objective.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think he disrespected anybody,
in my opinion.
I think he gave a stance
and he showed how you guys are offended,
but this has been happening
to this group of people.
You can't pick and choose
when it's okay
to knock somebody.
What was his quote?
Beat me down,
punch me down
or something like that?
Punch down on me.
Yeah, punch down on me.
So cool,
you can't punch down on them
but you can beat
the shit out of them.
That's not cool.
And I think that's what
he was trying to convey.
He's like,
yo, I'm not coming here shooting at the LGBTQ community.
I'm coming here shooting at the whites.
And he said that.
Like, yo, I'm shooting at the whites.
The whites are oppressing all of us.
You get what I'm saying?
So y'all can't pick and choose when you cool over here but not cool over here.
That's what I think he was trying to convey.
I agree.
Unfortunately.
Well, you can't cancel him.
He's arguably the biggest comedian
in the world, if not the biggest comedian
in the world. He is big at this point. He has
his audience. They're not budging.
That's one. And on the flip side, his
gift, he's still
actively doing. He still has it.
We're waiting for it on the edge of our seats.
It's not like R. Kelly
or Bill Cosby will. Yeah, he was
making a lot of money
but uh future money projections active you're not doing that r kelly unite there's no more tp2
we could look at you and dave and again it's jokes i don't even want to say his name in the
same yeah that was horrible so i wouldn't do that but this was great i don't think netflix is letting
him leave so i can't wait to hear what he does next.
Oh, wait,
I think the Chappelle show
is coming back.
That's what I thought.
You're lying.
Oh, really?
Really?
Yeah, I think that's what
that whole fight was about.
That makes a lot of sense
because he wanted the brain,
essentially.
Yeah.
He left because it was his.
I could have took the money,
but it's mine.
Y'all can't change
my view of this
and how I created it, so no.
I'm going to leave.
And then he came back, and when his value was up, they put it out.
He made his public call.
They took it down.
I think he's now negotiated rights.
So whatever's happening, this is coming back to Netflix, the Chappelle show.
That's my opinion.
I wouldn't be shocked.
And that's going opinion I wouldn't be shocked dope and that's gonna be I ain't mad at it
that's gonna be beautiful
especially if they give him
like the complete autonomy
to just
which they will
clearly
no no no
it's not like he had before
this special tells me
that he has complete
he has it now
yeah
he has it now
with Netflix
that makes sense
yeah
you know
he can drive
or he can get in the back
he can do whatever he wants
gotcha so Chappelle show is coming back nobody said that that is Yeah. You know, he can drive. Or he can get in the back seat. He can do whatever he wants. Gotcha.
So Chappelle's show is coming back.
Nobody said that? That is speculative.
I was going to say, because the Boondocks is coming back.
I don't know if y'all ever watched that.
I love the Boondocks.
They're coming back as well.
If the two of them are on, it's provocative.
But you know what?
With the Chappelle show, though, you need the Billy Burr.
You need the Donnell Rollins.
You need that team.
You're naming people that are there.
No, I'm just saying.
I don't know.
I'm saying.
Neil Brennan.
If they come back with them, fam, this shit going to be a different type of smash.
Yeah.
It should be.
That'll be dope.
Or it'll be the same type of smash as it was before.
It was a smash before.
More topics now, though. Yeah. But hopefully. Or it'll be the same type of smash as it was before. Hopefully. Because it was a smash before. More topics now, though.
Yeah.
But hopefully.
Well, yes, more topics.
But those same topics, because it's the same Dave.
Yeah.
So those same topics today, bigger impact.
Bigger impact.
Hey, we was all glued to the living room TV, watching the boondocks, watching South Park,
to the living room TV, watching the boondocks,
watching South Park, watching Dave Chappelle,
watching like, and reacting in a way that we're not allowed to react today as a society.
So that's going to be interesting to see.
Yeah, if it happens.
Look at what's happened.
Look at the week he's had.
Right.
He dropped this, and this has been every day since.
So now what happens if one of these were coming on once a week? the week he's had. Right. He dropped this and this has been every day since. Mm-hmm.
So now what happens
if one of these
were coming on
once a week?
Or if he dropped
10 of these at once,
like, episodically?
Right.
Pandemonium.
Pandemonium.
Crazy.
Yep.
That's true.
Yep.
And I don't think
they give a fuck.
Netflix?
No, I think it's a conversation.
Dave and his crew.
I think it's a conversation piece. I think crew. I think it's a conversation piece.
I think it's shit that needs to be discussed in an open forum instead of being hidden.
Right?
Like, I think you should be able to get on Ellen's show or anybody's show and give your opinion.
I agree.
In a conversation type of way.
I think making all this adversarial is not good for society.
I agree.
We're not beefing.
But we can have an open conversation. I think when you have
the open dialogue and the open conversation,
shit gets ironed
out. Even what we do.
Whenever that meeting happens, I'm coming in
to say, hey, who do we report to
when y'all read us?
They've been at the read.
No, I agree.
They read shit.
I agree. read Shit I agree
Hey niggas feelings be heard too
No I
I wanna tweet some shit
Yeah
And have outrage
Yeah
And we can't
So even
Like sir
Even when we
Up here doing what we do
Uh huh
Yo we have a huge female audience
And often times
The females learn some shit
Yeah I'm not gonna say huge but
No we do
It's a
It's a nice female audience
And again They They learn some shit Like yo I never thought about it like that Hey girls Huh Hey girls I'm not going to say huge but no we do it's a nice female audience and again
they learn some shit
like yo I never thought
about it like that
hey girls
huh?
hey girls
ladies
girl
girl
you do your dumb ass girl
yeah I'm one of the girls
yeah
please don't say that
what?
you're one of the girls?
okay you got it
we can kick it
that's y'all that
can't be around them
without trying to put
your dick inside them
you're bugging
That's not me
I'm like the gay bestie
Me too?
Fuck you talking about
What's up girl?
No
What do you know?
What's up fam?
What's up fam?
I'm about to say
Hey bitch
I'm about to say
Hey bitch
That's what you be getting
From the girl
That was the most Newark hey bitch I have ever heard That's what you be getting from the girl.
That was the most Newark.
Hey, bitch.
I have never heard.
You would be the worst gay person.
God damn it. That's fine.
Anyway, look.
I'm not trying to win the contest of gaydom, Joe.
I'm cool.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
But no, I just think that, you know.
I think the dialogue should happen.
I think when you're hearing from the other side with open ears, objectively, you can learn something.
And I think he tried to do that.
I really think he tried to reach people and let them understand, like, yo, sometimes it's people that are.
And points were made.
Points were made all the time.
But the problem is you have certain people that are just looking to be offended.
I'm only watching because I know what he's going to me and i'm gonna react to that and for that person it's like all right he's talking to everybody else and he's been doing it
for them it's nothing you could do yeah there's nothing you can do but those are the people that
yo he needs to be canceled he's doing it like if you really listen to these jokes he didn't he's
not being transphobic right at all he even speaks about his comedian friend Daphne that he killed that shit yeah he
bodied that shit and she was because she caught backlash defending him so it's like how do you
win that can't you can't you can't and he knows that so it's like I know what I'm gonna get from
y'all that's gonna come regardless no matter what I do I say certain words it's going so it's like I know what I'm gonna get from y'all that's gonna come regardless
no matter what I do
I say certain words
it's going to come
it's gonna be 10%
that's gonna shoot
no matter what
but I wanna reach
the rest of you
and make y'all think
and let's have that conversation
I agree
that's what I think
he's genius at doing
that's what he did
with this special
and
and I like how he handles
I do like how he handles
backlash
I do like how he handles backlash.
I do.
Yo, honestly.
Kevin Hart, that's my man, but he would have been on an apology tour.
I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
Son, listening to that nigga story tell, it reminds me of you.
Like, that nigga got a gift.
You got a gift.
Like, he could just take the grocery store story.
And that shit that you could do, you would just take a stupid ass story of going to the grocery store, and you'll draw that shit out for 30 minutes?
Well, he said a few things in there that did remind me of me.
Come on, you can't get, you don't pat yourself, nigga.
Fuck out of here. That was an invitation.
Yo, yeah.
Like, yo, yo, yo, just take the rolls.
I'm trying to pat myself.
Girl.
Take your rolls. Hey, bitch, just take the rose. I wasn't trying to pat myself. Girl. Take your rose.
Hey, bitch, what you did?
What you did?
Nah, but no, literally, hearing this nigga tell a story, I start.
No, you said that already.
I was trying to take.
I started thinking of you.
But when he said, and I wasn't trying to big myself up, but it's just, it was good to hear another man say that he felt like that.
Like, I say it in here
jokingly and we all laugh when i'll be like yo i'm jealous like they protected like they could
do this they could do that and he's like oh joe shut up you're not gay uh i know but he's like
yo i'm jealous i was like y'all yes so see this is a common feeling of uh straight men just feeling
unprotected in ways today that's all that's it i'm out of here
not a big up to me and i know some more people out there feel like that i'm sure we all need love
all of us everyone hundreds of anyway go ahead i had a dope analogy i just can't think you forgot
it i told you that that's in the first page of the potting manual.
Write it down.
How to be a great potter.
Just forget all your great shit.
It was prolific.
All the shit you thought about that was great during the week,
just forget it when you sit down here.
That would really get us where we need to go.
What else is going on out here?
Oh, Don.
Tolliver.
Oh. It just came out
we don't review music on Fridays
I love Don man
I love this guy
I made time in my
ears schedule
to listen to this that's important
because today I don't seem to have time
to listen to or watch the things
that I want to.
I need like a three day run
of just marathon
shit in the crib.
Like that,
what's the
Soprano movie on HBO?
Mini Saints of Newark.
Mini Saints of Newark.
You watch it?
No,
but I am going to.
It looks great.
Ice told me
I can catch it on HBO.
I was going to go to the movies and watch it.
I might do that still, actually.
It's HBO Max.
If you give me the home option, it's over for the movies.
Nah, the movie's still lit.
The movies is great, but if you give me the home option,
I'm going to watch the movie I want to see
because that's the point of the movie.
You want to see the movie real bad.
It depends on the movie entirely.
It depends on the movie.
Give me the option of watching it at home.
Well, I'm watching this at home,
but my point was,
even in going to watch that,
they put out two other new docs
that I want to see
about some lady who ran a cult at a church.
You always get me with that one.
Yeah.
Anything with a cult got you.
No, a cult at the church.
The church is a cult. Never mind. I ain't going to get into that. The cult was in got you? No, a cult at the church. The church is a cult.
Never mind.
I ain't going to get into that.
The cult was in the cult?
I'm chilling.
What's up with you today, man?
No, no, no.
Go ahead, though.
You're right.
What's up with y'all?
Anyway, yeah, but Don Tolliver.
Don Tolliver, album out.
What's the name of this album?
Life of a Don.
Don is just great, man.
It's great. I listened to this once i like it later i'll give you a better review so no no review that's that i don't
have a review i like dawn if you like it that's enough of a review shit no because i want to come
in listen that that whole the first half of this, like I love how he started. Escape. Killed that.
The whole first half of this, but when he hit that double standards at six
and swinging on a whatever this is at seven.
Actually, I might play that as a sleeper.
Oh, eight.
Come on.
Yeah, he be in his bag.
He be in his bag.
He gives me what I like.
Like he does enough of that travesty sounding shit,
but he does it great.
He don't sound like he's stealing from anybody.
And then he slows it all the way down and gives you that same thing.
Like, an R&B party record.
He's just versatile, man.
Yeah.
He's a bright young star.
And we watched him hustle.
We watched him stand outside
and sling CDs.
What do you mean mean he was outside of
wherever i said it's a clip of him trying to give me a cd outside of one of these uh shows no shit
yeah and i had to go so i fucking got in the car that's dope wow but it's good to see those things
yeah so and that wasn't but look that's him's Don. This wasn't but so many years ago.
What is that?
That got to be, what is that?
SOB's complex.
That's complex.
That's complex.
I'm working at complex.
So look how fast that happened for him.
Wow.
No, look at the hustle.
That's paying off.
That's dope.
You got to appreciate that.
Fam, it's six in the morning.
It's six in the morning. It's six in the morning
in this clip
and he's outside
with music.
And he know where to be.
And I'm a catch him.
I'm a catch him.
And I got a nigga
that's an influencer.
That's dope.
Nowadays,
you know what you get?
Spam email.
Yeah.
Yo fam,
play this.
When you don't,
yo that's sarcastic.
Wouldn't even play my record.
Nah,
I've written for niggas like that.
Yo,
what advice would you have to the artist that's trying to get to where you got to today?
Yeah, the nigga that's the bestest alone voice.
Yo, that's bad.
The slowest of us is alone.
Whenever someone says that, that is the voice that I'm hearing it in,
just so y'all are clear out there.
Yo, yo, yo, real quick.
And they always make it seem like the most urgent thing in the world.
Yo, real quick, before you go, no, I got to ask just one question,
one just 10 minutes at a time.
Listen.
What would you say to all of the artists that want to get exactly to where you are today that want to do what you're doing?
If you had one thing to tell them that got you, what would you say?
Nothing.
That's what my answer is.
Keep working.
Fam,
do you know the 30 trillion things I learned today?
Not at all.
Just the one.
I tried 60 million things,
and each one sort of helped here,
and sort of helped there,
and sort of helped here,
and there's no magic bullet.
And then when you tell them,
yo, just keep working. Keep working at your at you they think you want some bullshit they can take
that as a slight right but that's the answer though but wait now but wait that's on my side
that's on our side that's on the the person that's supposed to be answering the question side
but on the other side i don't answer that bullshit because y'all supposed to be teaching me now.
You want me to tell you what was happening when I was trying to get a record deal?
That's extinct.
Right.
You got to tell me.
That path is extinct.
Yeah, it's over for that.
You got to tell me.
Trey got to tell me.
My son got to tell me
how you plan to get it popping today.
I could tell you what they're doing in them labels,
but you got to tell me
what they're doing in these streets.
I'm not there.
I'm 40. You know what they're doing in these streets. Stupid shit to tell me what they're doing in these streets i'm not there i'm 40 you know what they're doing in these streets stupid shit no no no you
know what i mean no but i'm saying that i don't mean the street streets no no no i'm not talking
about the streets to get signed yeah yeah that's what i'm talking about they're out here doing
stupid shit anything that could make me go viral they're chasing the viral so that i could
now get you to listen fam you, you know how glad I was
when we was on the road
and I started seeing
less and less
up-and-coming artists
hand out CDs
and it was more flash drives.
I was so proud of us.
I was.
That was like a collected,
that was like a toast.
That was like a,
all the creators
from wherever you at
put a glass up
and just toast
we done with that
this is the new way
we getting it all
now I'm like yo
like we were at the
versus a kid
was sitting behind us
was a fan of the pod
or whatever
and go check out my music
I don't remember your name
if you're listening
but he's
I was like yo
send you know
DM me a link
he DM me a link
I listened to it
it was pretty good
like that's a much better
I don't have to carry anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'll remember you.
I'll say something so you know.
You're saying it now.
Where I can weed it out, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I could say this in the DM
so I know it's you.
Or they'll just tell you,
yo, I'm the one that you told me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You met right here.
I'm the one from the first.
Yeah, right.
They didn't have bundle packages
when I was coming up.
Like, how are you selling tickets?
How are you touring?
Where do you want to perform?
How are you cultivating
this fan base today
of kids that wasn't born
when I was out?
Yo,
watch the Wu-Tang show, man.
They showing all the fucking
come ups.
Like,
trying to get to radio
and all that shit.
That show is so hard, yo.
Everybody continues to tell me.
Hey,
but you're one of my favorite shows.
This season right here, yo, they're killing it.
This is, I was about to say,
every episode is my favorite episode.
Somebody just dissed it on Facebook.
It was the first person that I heard dissing
one of my homegirls.
But everybody else in America is saying
that this Wu-Tang shit is crazy.
Wu-Tang niggas fucked homegirl and they call her back.
That might be it, though.
But nah, everybody,
there's only one negative review. Everybody else
said it's amazing. Every episode this season
is my favorite episode.
That's literally how it's going.
It's to the point, I don't, that show
comes out Wednesdays. It's in season three, right?
Two. Two. Two.
I don't really rush to watch the show.
Like anything, the day it come out
in the morning. Wednesday nights,
I'm tuned in. I'm watching it before.
Yo, by 11 o'clock, I've watched it.
Yeah.
I get up, and as soon as I get a break, I'm watching Wu-Tang.
Yeah.
Like, it's that good.
They are smoking this show.
It's so much shit.
And I'm not even a super, super, I don't even know how we got here, but I'm not a super,
super Wu-Tang fan.
I like the group, but I'm not one of the diehards.
Y'all make us get here every part of time.
Well, no, it's because we were talking about coming up with music
and this whole season
is about how they came up
this is like
the blueprint
for real for real
of that era
college parties
and every step
they showed how they
just grinded this
I think it's real stories
so they pull them
from real experiences
so once you got a good writer
you don't really gotta
use your imagination
you just taking the shit that they well that's the other flat thing is i've
you know i'm tuned in with djs that were dj in radio shows at that time and they're posting the
tape of when that happened like they have the radio show when they went up there so again they
pull it from real shit like it's real real shit like so now we just gotta now we just gotta put
it on the screen now we just you know what i'm saying like it ain? You don't got to be as imaginative because it's real life shit.
I think that's dope.
They show scenes in there of them calling radio stations all over.
Raekwon spazzing on them because they won't even listen to play the record because y'all are independent.
We only listen to labels.
And then Ghost Girl was like, no, let me show you how to do it.
She call it nice and make it seem like they're requesting it.
Like, they built, they showed them how they built their own demand out of nowhere.
That shit was amazing.
I was on the Real Wu-Tang Hour.
Yeah.
When they called in, I was like, yo.
Yeah.
Yo, you know I don't want to hear, God.
Yeah.
What?
That protect your neck.
Nigga like, oh, again and again.
And they just went into it. Yo, I'm telling you, you should watch it, oh, again and again. And they just,
they went into it.
Yo,
I'm telling you,
you should watch it though.
This is great. I'm gonna watch it.
I'm gonna watch it.
Sorry about that,
fam.
I know we keep going back
to the new thing.
Well,
it came from the Don Tulliver,
me and Joe outside of the thing,
man.
And you know what else I like about
when I see Don Tulliver?
I see Baby Keem.
Like,
your Kendrick,
your Travis are now at the point
where they're developing
pushing their new artists out.
It's like,
damn,
they the OGs
at this point.
Word.
Ushering the new,
the new,
new class in.
That's ill.
Yeah.
Like I like to see that progression.
Who you saying they the OGs
at this point?
These guys been around.
No,
I'm not saying about been around,
but just look at it like,
yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
That shit is crazy.
I remember
at this point
if we don't
I mean I know we
they say he's working on an album
but if we don't get a Travis album
he has artists
you get what I'm saying
like it's at that point now
and that's
it's gonna change the way
some of our favorite artists
from that generation move
cause like
they're not really pressed
to do that shit
they're not working on this
yup
I think about Yo Gotti
who put a record
Gotti put a single out
but
you don't have to drop an album
you got a whole label
of fire
a nigga has a
a military
mhm
like everybody down there
is
is
hitting
I ain't gotta drop an album
you gotta respect that
I'll give you a record
if I feel like it
you gotta respect that
and I'm at the next level
Dave basically created
their like
and this is where some of the
New York hate be coming from.
What y'all niggas doing?
Y'all New York niggas ain't
doing nothing. We down here creating movements
from really from the mud.
And they be like, yo, y'all niggas ain't
making no waves no more.
That shit is done for you niggas in the down.
South niggas is really out here
hustling their asses off.
They headlining shit up in New York.
I don't even know if there's any more New York headliners that are under 35.
There are.
That are under 35?
Yeah.
There are.
I don't know.
But it's just the New York bias sets in.
Niggas from New York won't support them.
Won't support.
It's like the South movement is it.
Them niggas like glue.
Like you said, the shit with 2 Chainz.
Them niggas is like glue.
But see, that's what happened.
From our New York OGs, it was competition amongst each other so bad.
The South niggas will link up
in a heartbeat
all of them
for free
nigga Gucci man
don't call my label
anybody that's
popping in the South
Gucci man
had a tape with you
a whole
not a record
a tape
everybody
you can go back
Gotti
Dolph
anybody you can name
Thug
Migos
Gucci has tapes with you
I stay out of these
conversations because i just
swear that the the laws in the south play a real big part and why these this conversation is able
to go this way the legal when you say laws like legal laws legal laws the legal the legal the
legal tell me more yeah well what happens well what happens in new york when when you get a rico
what happens in new york when you get conspiracy what happens in new York when you get a Rico? What happens in New York when you get conspiracy?
What happens in New York when we catch you with a gun?
What happens in New York when we catch you with two guns?
What happens in New York when you was a felon and you broke the law now?
Now move all that to the south.
And tell me about all these rappers y'all talking about.
That's a good point.
Interesting.
Because all them niggas would be cased up if they was living in New York.
Gone forever.
Gone.
Finished forever.
That's true.
They would not be outside. That's true. All them games they keep playing where York. Gone forever. Gone. Finished forever. That's true. They would not be outside.
That's true.
All them games they keep playing where they get to revolve and do that shit.
That's true.
In New York?
Yeah.
Man, listen.
Yeah, but like.
That's huge.
I get that.
I get that.
But wait.
But wait.
There's a bunch of New York artists right now that are popping.
Like local.
I don't want to call them local.
They're probably regional.
Who?
All this whole New York drill scene.
And there's a bunch of them. But they don't work all together i don't know fabio all right all right stop stop
no you don't need to name names with me because the some of the names you talking about every
time they get a show date a festival date the hip-hop police are there the feds are there
and they put out announcements remember when we was about to do the pool party in totawa and we walked outside that day and the cops put signs up on all the
phone poles that said hey ain't no pool party nowhere and that's what the cops do to these kids
they just push it out yo you you you you and you if they're on the bill it's 500 of us there in the
parking lot outside.
We taking them off.
Can't perform.
Can't show.
Hey, one of them niggas
just went to the festival
in London or something.
I think that was Ace Boogie.
I think.
I'd have to remember this.
A Boogie.
Ace Boogie.
Fuck am I talking about?
Watch your pain.
I think that was,
I think it was A Boogie.
But, and he, huh?
It was, right?
Good.
Go Joe.
I ain't that old yet.
Pulled his little ass.
Not his little ass, but made sure he couldn't perform them cops.
In London.
Huh?
In London.
He got to pull it out because he got to pull it up so I could read it and be correct about it.
That's crazy.
Same thing they did to me.
Not the same thing for the same reason, but when they arrested me at the Slaughterhouse Show.
Like, yo, as rappers, we don't even know the rules and the laws at some of these places that we have to be.
When I went to do that Slaughterhouse show, I didn't know that every artist that they have there, we're running a warrant search on you.
And that the facility, the venue, is acting in conjunction with the police and not you as the artist
as artists everywhere we go they kind of cater
to us so you not you would
never think that the venue
got the cops there but they do
that's crazy hey when I broke my
foot that was hip hop police out there
I remember
that's crazy
at a strip club
at a strip club I don't all. At a strip club.
I don't know how we got here from Don Toliver.
I really liked the Don Toliver project.
It's a really good album.
No, it was good.
We can go ahead.
I never, yo, dog.
I never thought of it that way.
I don't think that point is brought up enough.
That's poignant.
That is a good point.
Like, we seen what Shadi and them niggas was doing when they was outside.
That shit looked like a movie in the streets.
Everywhere in the streets.
And they went to everywhere and did it.
Like, there's a few of these
movements, Casanova, free him now, he gone.
It's just a few movements
that... Even when Bobby Shmurda got hot.
Scoop. Fam, in New York,
the feds will let you get hot
and then get you.
Hey, go get hot for two years.
Wait till you get that big single ring.
I'm going to come right there and snatch you up.
Not down there.
It ain't happening down there.
That's true.
I never thought about that.
And them niggas down there really be having charges, charges.
Yeah.
And guns, guns.
Guns.
Guns.
You not.
Yeah, you got to have a 38 up this motherfucker.
You gone.
Them niggas down there be having assault rifles.
I was trying to explain that to somebody from Atlanta.
I'm like, fam, Lil Wayne and Ja Rule in the height of their careers had to sit.
Yeah.
Like.
Nigga, Bobby Shmurda.
You beat that.
You Bobby Shmurda might have had the hottest single in the country.
I'm talking about Lil Wayne.
Lil Wayne's biggest rapper in the world.
In the world.
True.
At the peak height of his career had to sit down for a pistol.
In New York. For a pistol.
He beats that anywhere else, is what I was
saying. They ain't even discussing
that anywhere else. That's what I was saying.
That's a brown paper bag to
somebody. That's an email to somebody.
Yo, dog.
And I heard it was a registered gun.
Just registered in New York. Registered gun.
It wasn't like no serial numbers were scraped off or none of that shit. They ain't have a body on it. Nigga had a registered gun. Just registered in New York. Registered gun. It wasn't like no serial numbers were scraped off or none of that shit.
They didn't have a body on it.
Nigga had a registered gun, got caught.
Mega star.
But his reaction to it tells me all I need to know.
Oh, I hate New York.
I'm never coming to New York again.
Never coming to New York.
I feel him on that.
But tell me all I need to know.
All right, come on.
Don Tolliver, you agree.
We love you.
Friend of the show.
I hear the whole shit, but I enjoyed what I did here.
Yeah, no, we're going to catch a vibe to that this weekend.
Also, also, James Blake dropped.
James Blake dropped.
Round of applause for James.
For those of y'all that know James, y'all know that James Blake is out.
Y'all would want to know that.
Biebs, Savon, the know that James Blake is out. Y'all would want to know that. Biebs.
Say, Vaughn, the Biebs-ter is out.
The Biebs-ter is out.
You excited back there, huh?
Run it up, he says.
Run it up.
That's what he doing.
He got that stream going.
Yeah, he got mad farms.
Nas and Hit-Boy back with a single.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, they won't stop. They did a master class. Yeah, master class. Is it good? Yeah, it got mad farms. Nas and Hit-Boy back with a single. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, they won't stop.
They did a master class.
Yeah, master class.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's up.
I listened to that this morning.
Conway with a single from his new album.
Conway and Al.
They don't stop either.
And Al dropped another EP.
Al don't stop either.
No, he don't stop.
These guys don't stop.
What's this story about Al having a hidden album on YouTube with...
I don't know if it's true. With Earl. Is album on YouTube with... I don't know if it's true.
With Earl.
Is that Earl?
Yeah.
I don't know if it's true or not.
Wouldn't make sense.
But if it was true, wouldn't that be a real alchemist-y thing to do?
Yeah.
It's a real alchemist thing to do.
It's a troll if it's true.
It's a troll if it's false.
That was good, man.
That guy's good.
That guy's good.
That guy's good. He's's good. That guy's good.
He's good.
He's got new music.
Huh?
Speaking of new music, Nardo Wick.
No?
Y'all didn't hear it?
I'm not hip.
Joe didn't know who it was, but I told him, you've heard this song in the club a million
times.
Oh, that's his name?
Yeah.
And as soon as I played it, he's like, oh, yeah.
You know.
That's that record.
But he drops the, well, I guess it's called the official version.
Does that say that this video has 20 million views?
No, no, no.
That's from January.
That's the original.
The remix dropped today.
But yes, it does say 20 and a half.
I asked.
Was that a 20?
Yeah, 25.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
20.5 million views.
That's a big song.
And y'all want me to tell y'all about
the things I had to do to get signed
when you asked me the question?
Wait, what?
Oh my goodness gracious. He drops the remix
to this featuring
Lil Durk, 21 Savage,
and G Herbo.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I saw the artwork and was scared to
push play.
It's a car. four guns sticking out the car
with red
infrared beams off of them
I pressed play
of course you did
but before you talk about
what happened when you pressed play
what do you think would happen
over here
if you shot that video
and then went home
to your family
like you did this video.
You were in the video
with the guns and the beams,
your face,
yo, it's me.
No, no, that's just the artwork.
I know.
Oh, you're talking about the video.
If you shot a video like that
and then went home
over here,
how long you think you'd be home?
Oh, nah, nah.
You're done.
No, dog.
But that was a nice little skull.
A white one.
Fam,
the niggas be in the videos with arsenals.
All right, all right, look.
Look at Ish.
Ish.
Ish.
Ish.
You ever watch the Smack DVD?
Back in the day.
Every time you cut a camera on in the hood in New York, what did you see?
They did.
So it's not, this ain't new.
We've been doing that.
Who?
Rappers.
All of them went to jail.
Good point.
All the New York rappers have, yeah.
Everybody that you about to name went away.
But they gone.
These niggas stay home.
That's the difference.
Hey, the little Tim, the little Tim Tim dude.
We all know what he did.
He murdered someone. That case is coming. He he did. He murdered someone.
That case is coming.
He bonded out.
He came home.
I guess he did something else.
Cops got behind him on the highway.
Did the dash.
Dash right out on him.
Did the dash.
While I'm out on bond for murder.
I'm out.
They caught him, and he's gone again.
But just the mentality of, hey, I'm gone while I'm on bond for murder.
Y'all gonna have to catch me, and yeah, I did some other shit.
Well, I mean, if you are on bond for murder, that is the time to dash.
No, that's not true.
Bam, I'm on bond for murder.
You catch me, I'm done.
I'm gonna make you earn this.
No, you're on bond for murder. You need to be I'm done. I'm going to make you earn this. No, you're on bond for murder.
You need to be walking a straight and narrow.
Okay, well, we got it.
Well, not if you did the murder.
I'm running.
No, no, yes, yes.
Come on.
No, you're home.
We're going to talk about what you should do.
Yes, if you did the murder, yes.
If you did the murder, you should be walking a straight and narrow until your trial comes up.
Or run.
No.
No.
Y'all are bugging.
Ice. No, real talk. we have millions of viewers and followers you are saying that we are bugging i'm telling you a young murderer nigga you think he's just
gonna cut that switch off like that real now you've just changed our conversation you're
talking about what you should do morally yeah like what are y'all talking about?
Ice, I have a bunch, a bunch.
And when I say a bunch, I have a bunch of criminal friends.
Older.
Even when we was kids.
You did dumb shit.
You didn't be awaiting trial.
Right?
And just happened to be driving with some shit that could send you to jail for life.
You just didn't do it.
A-ish.
Now, let me ask you this question.
If you did it.
And if you did do it, you got to fight that too now.
And the police get behind you.
Oh, you hit the dash.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not disagreeing.
I'm not disagreeing.
So, yeah, that's what I said. He's supposed to hit the dash. He should. No matter what I you hit the dash. That's what I'm saying. I'm not disagreeing. I'm not disagreeing. So, yeah, that's what I said.
He's supposed to hit the dash.
He should.
No matter what I got in the car, if it will get me picked up.
I'm still disagreeing, by the way.
I still say if I'm bonded out for murder, I'm walking straight in the air, but I'm not
a criminal.
Okay, let me, all right, let's be real.
Can we have real talk?
I'm not a street guy.
Let's have real talk for a second.
Maybe I'm pusillanimous.
No, no, no.
Let's have real talk for one second. Oh, I thought all ourous. No, no, no. Let's have real talk for one second.
Oh, I thought all our talk was real.
Excuse me.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Me?
Yes, you.
Both of yous.
Oh, shit.
We both know what he's accused of doing.
Yes.
Yes.
It is accused.
Yes.
You think he's going to be out in the street?
Yes.
Wait, what do you mean? He's going to be out in the street? I'll Wait, what do you mean he going to be out in the street?
I'll definitely be in the street.
No, when I say out in the street.
I know what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying.
Really?
If I'm out somewhere, without saying too much.
I'm going to have the Roscoe P. Coltrane on me at all times.
My head is going to fucking swivel.
If they catch me.
Then I'm fighting that one too.
If they catch me.
No, they already caught you.
That's why you're bonded out for murder.
See, that's my stance.
They caught you already.
You're gone.
Not gone as in gone,
but we have you
and we are waiting to see you again.
Yes, agreed.
We can do,
you are at our mercy
is what I'm saying.
Yes.
So we have you.
You're not running,
you're just making it worse.
You're just making it worse. We got you. Look, they caught his ass.
You here. We got you. Now
let's run it up.
All right, now let me ask you a question, Joe.
Let me just, real quick, put yourself in his
shoes. You rather them catch me
with it or the niggas that's looking for me catch
me without it? Well, no, that's why I'm telling
you what you do when you're caught
with it because you should be, you should have it because you should be you should have it at all times you should have it at all times correct so you don't
you say he don't do the dash i know if they catch me at least i feel if i'm doing the dash i may
slip them i got a chance to maybe get away see i don't know the laws in these other states so i
can't really you know what i mean right i can't really really really uh and don't know the laws in these other states so I can't really you know what I mean right I can't really really really
and don't nobody
listen to me on this topic at all
anybody can tell you
what they would do
until they
absolutely
and that's what I was
trying to say
like nigga
I don't
I understand this
he has to move
a certain way
he does
for the rest of his life
tell me
I hear about these stories
a lot from Danny
tell me the last time
you heard about something like this up here.
You don't.
You don't.
Because he wouldn't have bonded out up here.
Exactly.
Yeah, that part.
He wouldn't have.
He would have kept his ass.
They not playing up here.
I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
That is true.
Yo, you saying that was profound.
No, no, that makes a lot of sense.
Because I never thought about that.
That makes a lot of sense.
I never thought about that.
I get angry in them talks.
Because it's like, damn, New York be catching traction
but then, nah.
They clipped that shit fast.
Then that goes back
to the flip, to the argument we had before.
You want an artist that live their raps?
You almost can't live your raps
up here. I'm just saying. Down there,
you could. No, I'm saying up here. Oh, no, down there
you could put your rap on a
movie and still be walking around.
Yeah.
Up here, you can't even have a self-defense murder.
Nope.
Yo, see, before we got into all this, see, this is why I knew I wanted to talk before
I started talking, because there's one more album that came out that I want to get to,
and it's an R&B album.
Oh, rock out then.
I'm not going to play nothing from it, but Rennieennie played a song of his a few weeks ago
Meet Me in Amsterdam
actually that song
is so great
that we should just
find it again
and his album is out
actually I
hold up man
I'm sorry
while you're looking for that
there was some other dope shit
Pap dropped another monthly
Currency dropped a new album
Guilty Simpson
that played the sleeper off
Guilty Simpson
against Udine dropped
hey Big Jersey dropped man shouts to Ars Dropped a new album. The Guilty Simpson that I played the sleeper off. Guilty Simpson and Gensu Dean dropped.
Hey, Big Jersey dropped, man.
Shouts to Ars.
New album is out.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Dropped today.
That was supposed to be the first shit you told us about.
Nah. Nah, nah, nah.
I say the best for last.
I say the best for last.
I say the best for last, fam.
I see what you did.
Who got me fucked up?
Let's get that other stuff out the way.
Big Jersey all day.
Let me go find his shit.
It's on, uh...
Ah, okay.
You gotta put the whole thing. Be away from you When you hurt it
Who do you call for, call for
Love and all that
Oh
I know How it feels I just played the joint that had the star next to it.
I haven't listened to Rennie's album yet,
but I heard the songs that he was doing
that weekly release leading up to the album,
that he was releasing weekly leading up to the album,
and I fuck with it.
So shout out to Rennie.
I'm going to get around to this this weekend.
And I'll be back next week with a proper, thorough review.
I know you mentioned Pap Drop.
But yo, shouts to him because he's really keeping up with it.
Yeah, he is.
I've seen other artists start that whole, I want to do one a month,
and then get like five, six months in and be like, all right, fuck this.
So he's up here.
He's still going.
The projects are dope.
And they're good.
They're dope.
And he's got everybody on him. He's got all the dopest producers, dope here. He's still going. The projects are dope. And they're good. They're dope.
And he's got everybody on him.
He's got all the dopest producers,
dope features.
He's killing it.
I'm going to unblock Pap.
Why the fuck you got Pap? That's the only rapper
I have blocked.
I have blocked Pap.
Unblock Pap.
I am.
I'm going to unblock him.
He's killing it.
Did you go to the
Dirk baby show out here?
Nah, I ain't go.
I thought you wanted
to go to that though.
I did want to go. You pussy. Oh, they scared you away? No, no, no. You know what's happening? Scared him off out here? Nah, I ain't go. I thought you wanted to go to that, though. I did want to go.
You pussy.
Oh, they scared you?
No, no, no.
You know what's happening?
Scared him off the block.
Nah, never that.
You know what's happening, though, for real?
I'm becoming the dude that, yeah, I want to go.
And then day of, I just don't feel like doing shit no more.
Like, when I'm off, I don't want to do nothing.
I feel you, though.
Like, I don't have the want to do anything.
I watched that shit on Instagram for everybody that was there.
Okay, cool.
I just don't be having the want to go anywhere. We supposed to shit on Instagram for everybody that was there. Okay, cool. I just don't be having
to want to go anywhere.
We supposed to go
to the sports bar.
Eh,
didn't go.
It happens to me a lot.
Like,
oh,
it's today.
Yeah.
Sounds good
until the day of.
Yeah.
I got to really plan
that shit out
like ahead of time.
Who's in New York?
Somebody else.
Who's in New York
performing this weekend?
I've been to it,
man.
I've been to it. Yep, that's it. That's the one York? Who's in New York performing this weekend? Aventura, man.
That's it. That's the one.
We fucked up yet again.
That's the one. I don't know how we keep talking about it. I don't know why you keep
saying we.
You got tickets? No.
No, I don't.
Tell you, listen.
I tried to have fun with my friends my whole life, even a lot this year.
Y'all all said no, hung out with your girlfriends.
You had a blast.
So now I'm finding the fun, and I'm out alone.
Me and my purse.
Me and my purse.
Just me and my purse.
That's it. You can go solo to an Aventura show
and have a good time
I might have finagled
some Aventura time
oh how would I know that
I've been trying to spend time
with you these last few weeks
and I haven't been able to
haven't been able to secure
that spot in your life
you pulled that move
so now that I think about it
he does that a lot
yeah I'm gonna come out
he does that a lot
we even said it when you left
like you ain't gonna hear from him no more tonight.
I feel you, though.
It's OK.
Embrace it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
I'm ignoring these jokes.
It's the true.
You can ignore me all you want.
I'm back to putting me first.
Fam, I don't put the two terabyte in my PS5.
I ain't leaving the house.
I'm putting me first now.
Done with you.
Abin.
Throw it out.
Listen, even if you ain't got tickets,
you might just want to go sit outside of this one
yeah you can play
the parking lot
yeah
hey there's a pizza spot
over there
light up a hookah
right there
there's a hookah spot
over there
put a hookah right
on the floor
it's a hookah spot
over there
dominoes rather
yeah
alright so listen
to this now
horrible horrible
story came out
it was so horrible that i could not believe it
i thought it was false the story read and it came out in bits and pieces but the story read
18 former nba players arrested by federal authorities in alleged health care scam what that headline reads like some horrible shit
happened and then I got to reading some more right because when I read this
story the names of the people that were involved they weren't released so I read this story, the names of the people that were involved, they weren't released.
So I read this story.
And the fun part for me, once I learned everyone was OK andud the NBA's health and welfare benefit plan out of nearly $4 million.
That sounds nuts until you think about what you and your group of friends that are no longer in the league would do do if there were a spare four million lying around
for some root canals.
And you got a little free time now.
You're retired at 30.
I'm retired.
I had a little taste of the life,
and I miss it.
I know what it was like.
We don't even focus on that enough.
Like, niggas that was there had a taste of it
and now can't get it no more.
That got to sting a little bit.
Know what I would do?
Scam.
I'd go get a bunch
of fake root canals.
Wait, nigga,
you tell me we got
four million
in the dental budget
and I'm responsible
for this?
Now,
first name I guessed,
Glen Baby Davis.
And sure enough,
he was the first name I saw.
You guessed him for real?
Yes.
Fam,
I've come in here and talked about
big Glenn,
big Baby Davis stories.
When I maybe said something when he got drafted,
he got mad,
said I'll fuck you up.
And then I was in the club,
popping bobbies,
fucking with the girls.
And then some big six foot nine nigga
walked in and came and sat right next to me
with some girls
and it was him
and then we had to have
a talk about it
but he was cool
and that was cool
but then I further learned
I learned more about him
after that night
and I said okay
I understand
once I know
that's the character here
oh it was easy
to guess the rest
my next guess was
Tony Allen
Tony Allen.
Tony Allen wasn't there.
But another Allen was. And that was
close enough for me. Anthony.
Anthony Allen. That's Tony Allen.
That's Tony Allen. I thought that.
I thought that. Nah, you can say you right, man.
You can still say you right.
That's Tony Allen.
That's Tony Allen. I hope it's a different Anthony.
Fam, you know that.
That's what I hope, too.
Every Anthony I know is called Tony.
They are.
But you know it's Tony.
Alex said it's him.
But you know it's Tony.
If you're unfamiliar with Tony Allen,
he's the guy that would guard the other team's best perimeter player
and beat him up.
Kobe said he was the best defender
he was the hardest defender
and he would beat you up
yeah
all of you
just him
you know he was getting
some fake
some fake root canals
he was in there
fucking did this up
hey nigga sign this
actually
it is him
actually
sign 500 of these
it's him
I just
he had a long career.
He did.
So?
That's your four million, nigga.
And then, because I know Monica's a thug,
I knew Shannon Brown was in this somewhere.
You could guess this list.
I knew one that came.
As soon as I read this, I knew who was in it.
You ain't say the name yet either.
William Bynum.
Come on, Willie.
Come on, Will Bynum.
He was nice, too.
Of course he was.
Injured.
Got to get this fake dental work done.
Yeah.
Jamario Moon.
Yeah, Hobbs.
Oh, I knew.
Listen.
Him, Christopher Douglas Roberts, CDR.
CDR.
They named him that out of college.
Yes, he wants to scam.
Definitely.
I remember that nigga pulled up with the yellow Lambo.
And one of the L shits.
Yeah.
See, that life, yo.
That life is a monster.
You don't have to tell me.
I guess Sebastian Telfair was on the list.
No, that's the one I knew.
You guessed that?
How could you not guess it as this list goes on?
I knew that.
That was the first thing I thought.
Oh, because you don't know some of these gentlemen.
Nigga, I know most of them people up there.
I would never put them in a scam.
Huh?
Well, I'm saying you don't know them.
Oh, like personally.
Like personally.
No, you just don't know them.
He belong on the scam list.
No disrespect.
This is the NBA Hey
They about to put out
Their 75 best players
This is easily
Their 20 best scammers
These are the best scammers
Of all time
From the league
Hey let's take a vote
Yo
And that one
Darius Miles
Another one
You knew Darius Miles
Was there
Hey If it wasn't for that Fucking dope ass podcast You know who else In that one, Darius Miles. Another one. You knew Darius Miles was there.
Hey, if it wasn't for that fucking dope ass podcast,
you know who else would be there too.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
That nigga signed a monster card.
Yo.
You know them niggas don't be for play.
They don't be for play.
And somehow Zach Randolph got away.
That was the name I was looking for. He got away.
Zach ain't fucking with that.
Zach got a bag, yo.
Some of these other niggas is understandable because they didn't last long enough.
Watch how we continue to speak about the story.
I know.
I'm chilling.
Those are all tall athletes, man.
And he's...
It's...
Stop, stop, stop.
Edit that.
Edit that.
Save on somebody.
Don't forget.
Please.
You know,
I had too much fun
with this story.
Once I learned
that no one was hurt.
But if we just gonna
hustle out some
motherfucking
fake dental work. And they're all
just skimming for a couple hundred thousand. They'll be alright.
Yeah,
because four million divided by the...
Four eighteen. You know what I mean? They can get that back.
It's about $354,000.
They get that back. $354,000
just on a light lunch day is nice, though.
Just on a nice...
So we just laughing and joking my nigga if them boy they could all right keep going man wait what you i'm lost what yeah
fam they could throw the book at these niggas no doubt could they hell yeah but it'd be civil
wouldn't it no no no it's fraud But they were defrauding the NBA,
not the...
Arrested by federal authorities.
Well, there you go.
Fed?
Why is this Fed?
I thought it was just
beat for the NBA.
Bruh.
Okay.
Why is this Fed?
I don't know.
I can't get a fake root canal?
Or 90 of them?
Yeah, you could.
And when they knock on that door...
Man, free the homies. Nah man free the homies and tony
no free the homies that's bullshit i don't like that i don't like that this is what makes me mad
when i watch american greed man this is not right this is not right free the homies free homie in
the in the in the dodge in the um hellcat the hellcat I mean the Hellcat yeah I was just
talking about that
this morning
they're free man
free them all
let them out
this is bullshit
now man
you made me mad
why do you find
a way to do that
you take the fun story
and make me angry
somehow
Park said they
gonna smack the niggas
on the wrist
I said yo
if we still playing
the jokey jokes
cool
them niggas
can really go to jail
that shit ain't funny
I thought the beef was with the league nah fuck no how did the fans get involved if the NBA Jokey jokes, cool. Them niggas can really go to jail. That shit ain't funny.
I thought the beef was with the league.
Nah, fuck no.
How did the fans get involved if the NBA is a private entity?
Because you got to file the charges with somebody.
It was $4 million.
Nah, Adam Silver should have let that go.
He shouldn't have reported that.
Yeah.
You could have called him to the office. He reported on the homies.
Oh, he erased that grand off name.
Nigga got the...
No, it damn it.
No, it was 18.
It was 18.
It was 20.
A few names will white it out.
Wait, let's see.
The kind of, what is that word?
I have no idea.
Some kind of social action.
The new program established through UnitedHealthcare will offer new plans with medical hospital
and prescription drug coverage for retired players
with between three and six years of NBA service time.
Okay.
So, yeah, this is not Jack.
We bullshitting around.
But who are not yet eligible for Medicare.
The new plans will have what the union calls modest out-of-pocket costs for
players for deductibles and co-pays.
Players with between seven and nine years of service will be offered similar
coverage with lower out-of-pocket costs.
Retired players with 10 or more.
Oh, yeah, you read this and feel like you could scam them.
Yeah, that's when you go to the more years
of service time will cover their whole family.
Are we all getting root canals?
Retired players with 10 or more years of service time
would be able to cover their entire family.
Oh my God, that's beautiful.
It's a pretty good plan.
Retired players with three to nine years of service
that are eligible for Medicare
will be offered $0 deductibles and copay plan
with a low cost prescription drug plan.
Retired players with 10 or more years of service will get this coverage for themselves and their spouse.
That's amazing.
That is a good plan.
Man, I done bust my ass for this league for 10 years and you niggas only going to give me a copay?
No, they saying you're responsible for just the copay.
That's fire. Nigga, I don't want that. you're responsible for just the copay. That's fire.
Nigga, I don't want that.
That's fire.
You're bugging.
That's fire.
That's fire, fam.
Fuck that.
You know how much medical shit costs?
And all I have is a deductible and a possible whatever percentage of the copay?
Especially not for nothing, these guys are athletes.
So they probably got all types of lingering fucking ACLs.
Hell yeah.
Patellas and all that shit.
Because that was the big thing.
That after you're out of the league
You have no insurance
Right
It's like
Yo you bust your ass
You fuck your body up
All these years
Then you retire
Good luck
With all these lingering issues
That came from
Busting your ass
And making us all this money
So this
This is fire
I mean it's old
This is
2017
But
I could also see where
Yo we can get some more money out of this shit
let's say we had some shit happen
submit it for reimbursement
classic health insurance scam
I know it's so much money
that some a lot of eyes
are probably going to review y'all saying
that y'all went to the hospital 367
times that year
nigga you only got 32 teeth
what the fuck did you talk about what the fuck did you talk about 67 times that year. Nigga, you only got 32 teeth.
What the fuck is you talking about?
I'm 400 grand.
What the fuck is you talking about?
But then, yo, the ting in, like I said, it comes.
Yo, you got veneers three times.
No, that's not true. They got more teeth.
They got their opponent's teeth.
Yo, you got veneers three times.
No, no, no.
All the teeth they knocked out, and they fight careers.
They got them chips. I'm giving them back. Yo, no. All the teeth they knocked out and they fight careers. They got them chips.
I'm giving them back.
Yo.
Fuck.
Nah.
That was a...
Nah, but all jokes aside,
good luck to those dudes, yo.
That shit ain't...
Niggas be facing jail time.
I don't be wanting to laugh
at nobody that's looking
at no jail time.
That shit ain't funny.
Especially niggas in the feds.
Yeah, no.
We don't want anybody to go to jail.
So... That's fucked up. It is. Especially niggas in the feds. Yeah, no. We don't want anybody to go to jail. So.
No.
That's fucked up.
It is.
Thanks-ish.
As you laugh.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I mean, I didn't know it was no federal shit
they looking at.
Yeah, me either.
Now I don't.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I just thought
niggas got in trouble.
So.
Oh, they exposed this, huh?
No, no, no.
It's different now.
Free the guys.
Free the guys.
See, look, you do that, and then you sit there with this stupid fucking look on your face.
That's why I hate this nigga.
Look, you do that, and then just sit there like I'm supposed to be the mood picker-upper in here.
Say something, nigga.
You look great.
Say something.
Say something.
Do your little shit you be doing.
Bitch.
What's my little shit I be doing? What's my little shit I be doing?
What's my little shit I be doing?
Come on.
They've announced the release date for Silk Sonic.
Silk Sonic is Anderson.Paak and Bruno Mars and maybe Bootsy Collins.
Yeah.
Bootsy Collins is on the picture That they put out
With this release date
I mean if he's there if he's not there it makes sense
It makes sense it just makes sense
I've been looking forward to this album
Can't wait to hear it I hope they don't disappoint
And if they do
I'm lighting their asses up
For making me wait this long
Yeah for this
Cause they could've just did a little cool single and chilled out
But no
Gotta wanna make some money from your two beautiful ass voices It's taking you, like, seven years? Yeah, for this. Because they could have just did a little cool single and chilled out. But no.
Gotta want to make some money from your two beautiful-ass voices.
All right.
So, fine.
We'll do it that way.
Better be fire.
Question.
I think it will be.
Me too.
Yeah, I think it will be too. Bootsy ain't going to make no.
Nah, no bullshit.
How many songs would you, like, from them, you'd be like, all right, that's a good amount?
They shouldn't overdo it. And I don't think they did 12 14 12 is fine yeah 10 is fine yeah i was nine is fine i had it like nine
11 is fine 13 is fine 14 is a stretch anything past 14 i don't want to hear all of this I don't yeah cause this is like a nice niche
collective
like
collector type project
this is one of those
for me
so no I don't need you to
stream me to death
if they put out 21 records
that's gonna be telling
yeah
that's gonna be telling
what's it gonna tell
that they
they reaching
they reaching
playing a streaming game
yeah y'all pushed it back so y'all could play the streaming game and Yeah, y'all pushed it back
so y'all could play
the streaming game.
And maybe that smart business
when you're
of this
stature.
I feel like Bruno's shits
don't usually be that long.
No.
Nine records.
He old school it.
Bruno ain't got time
to be giving y'all
his luxurious ass voice
And I'm about to go on tour
and I'm going on tour
making shit load of money
anyway, so I'm good.
Everybody going on tour.
He got one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.
I said Bruno could announce the 24K Magic Tour again for the third time, and I'm going to go.
Fam, he has one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.
He can just tour that album.
I don't need new music.
That's how great he was.
All right, I'm done with music.
I have nothing else in music.
It's Friday. I don't have anything else in music. I'm done with music. I have nothing else in music. It's Friday.
I don't have anything else in music.
I'm done.
In California, they said you can no longer take the condom off.
Unconsciously.
It has to be consensual.
It has to be consensual.
It's called stealthing.
Stealthing.
It's pretty weird to take the condom off unconsensually.
It's pretty weird to put the condom off Unconsensually It's pretty weird to put the condom on
Don't have that problem
You don't put it on
I mean
Don't put my name with that nigga
I didn't create the drop
You guys kind of did that
Nigga
No
Nah that's crazy
The fact that we have to have a law for that California just became the first state in the US To outlaw Outlaw stealthing You guys kind of did that. Nigga. No. Nah, that's crazy.
The fact that we have to have a law for that. California just became the first state in the U.S.
to outlaw stealthing,
a slang term for the non-consensual removal
of a condom during sex.
And that's what the law is.
And what that said to me was,
that's what y'all niggas was doing?
I didn't know that that's what y'all was doing.
You either start without it,
or you start with it.
I mean, it should might break.
Or you bust through it.
You break through it.
But the other party.
And in that way, they can't really prove the intent.
It was a mistake.
But the other party.
No, but the other party might.
There's a problem there.
What's the problem?
No, I'm saying like.
I'm not going to jail if I broke the condom.
Well, no, this isn't.
I put a condom on.
It's a civil law.
It's a stupid ass law.
So if it happens, you can be sued. It's not stupid. It's not hard I put a condom on. It's a civil law. It's a stupid-ass law. So if it happens,
you can be sued.
It's not stupid.
It's not hard to enforce,
I feel like.
It's a civil law.
It's a civil law.
Which means you're not
going to do no criminal time
or none of that shit.
You're sued.
You're going to get sued.
So if you pop in a broke dude
or a broke chick,
what are they going to give you?
Oh, now I'm mad.
What the fuck
are you going to sue them for?
Yo, Ish,
you have to shut the fuck up.
Yo, I'm lying. Like, why does your brain do that?
Like, I'm happy today
Me too
Really?
Yeah
Why you keep finding
You making me
You triggering me
My nigga
You gonna sue somebody
You pop
She took the condom off by mistake
Wait
She broke
How she do that?
Oh, chicks have
What?
You know how a chick
Try to take the condom off?
Or poke holes in it.
No, we talking about taking it off.
Yeah.
She can take it off and say that you took it off.
True.
What do you mean?
No, I'm, okay.
We saying something different.
Some of these chicks got that gripper.
I was just talking about her taking it off.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pull that thing off.
Hey, what if she did that?
That's what I said.
You know some of the chicks
can control a vagina muscle.
They're vaginal muscles
and start doing
freaky shit out there.
They do their Kegels.
Kegels?
Like a third hand.
Third hand.
That monkey grip.
I don't want to sound like that guy,
but I've met some of the chicks
that did that,
and I hated it.
Hmm?
How?
Because they overused
the ability. Strangulation. Because they overused the ability.
Strangulation.
I'm trying to enjoy vagina.
We know you can do it, yeah.
Or lady's name.
Yo,
not her blessing you
with that vaginal muscle gift
and you saying,
I'm like that.
Like fam,
we know.
Yeah,
you got to chill out, ma.
You got to relax.
Like, let's just do the normal thing.
Them niggas are speaking for themselves.
Monkey grip me.
Now, they do it too much.
That shit start being annoying to me.
No, it do.
That shit nice.
Yeah.
Anything too much is annoying.
Yeah, it's too much.
Even nice things.
Squirting was cool at first until you ran into the chick
that did it for 30 minutes straight.
And wet your whole bed up
and you'd be tight.
Can you turn yourself off?
Who'd be tight?
I'm not...
Hey, where's your off button?
Stop what you're doing right now.
Why are you still just sitting there
with your legs cocked,
shooting at the TV?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You said you don't be tight?
Hell no.
When a chick squirts too much?
No.
Ice also introduced me
to a woman
that stuck a Henny C-Bottle
inside of her
just to put things
into perspective.
Did she monkey
the Henny bottle?
Not the other issue.
She opened the Henny?
Wait, wait.
Wait, look.
She opened that shit
from the inside?
No, you can't even Open a Henny bottle
With your hands
Without cutting your shit up
So if she does that shit
Wait listen
I ain't justified it though
It was the small side
It was the small side
Yo that's some sicko shit
You fucking with the bad boys
You are a sicko
That's funny
That's sick dog
No but I just think
This is dumb
Like it's a civil suit
You can't get no bread
From it
Yes you can If they got bread from it yes you can if
they got some you might could i'm shutting up for the rest of this time you know what you ball
players and you rapper niggas and ball players i don't rap i ain't wrote a rap i ain't thought
i ain't rhymed cat with hat i ain't done nothing in going on six years so nah that ain't me don't
don't you rapper me yo i'm so glad i took myself out of that box where, like, people just, you know, I'm glad.
Well, let me not say people, even though guys do it.
But it's really the girls that do it.
It was tough to date because girls just assumed that everything all the rappers did is what any rapper did.
So all this shit Future doing out there right now, whatever he's doing, whatever he's rumored to be doing, because I don't know, they would just put that on all the rappers.
Nigga, you his OG.
No, I'm not. He's older than me.
You taught him that. He's older than me.
He was out before you.
He was out before him. He's older
than me.
All right, well, you're not.
Yes, he is. It don't matter.
No, he's not. No, he's not.
No, he's not. Damn. Yeah.
You his OG, nigga.
He had a couple more. I'm a, nigga. He had a couple more.
I'm a little old.
He got a birthday coming.
Yo, if you had future money when you was in his age group.
If I had future money today.
If I got future money in any age group, then that's what's occurring.
Yeah.
There you go.
Sorry.
That's my boy.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
It's hard to stay faithful when you got it.
I ain't gonna hold you.
When you got what?
70?
80? 10? 70? 80?
10?
7,000?
What's the number that makes faithful hard?
That makes faithful hard?
Yeah.
30 grand?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What's the minimum wage again?
It's almost like he only chimes in to get us canceled.
And then he just goes back in his
little corner yeah what are you talking about fam yo he said it's hard to be faithful when you
got it like that i'm asked i said what's the number that qualifies to like that and i said
no that's that i disagree with that okay i think if it's hard to be faithful with 30 grand,
then it'll be hard to be faithful with whatever the number is.
I don't want to sound corny, but I do believe that's on demand.
Like, if you don't want to be faithful, you're not going to be faithful.
There's no number that's going to change that, right?
However, I do believe that when you run into your money
because everybody has that phase
where you just start running into it
I think you should be allowed
to enjoy it some
that don't mean cheating
but it could mean
things
that signal cheating
to your partner
like you might party more
you might
you might purchase more
clothing or drinks
you might purchase more clothing or drinks.
You might purchase more things for friends.
Like trick-offs, elaborate shit. Yeah, like shit that just comes that don't necessarily have anything to do with cheating or wanting to cheat.
But it makes cheating more accessible or easier to delve into.
Like if you bought a new car and now you in a whole new social scene because you got more money and you out clubbing, partying, et cetera, et cetera, your significant other
is going to feel some sort of way.
Potentially.
Most likely.
They're going to feel some sort of insecurity.
Unless you bring them with you.
And I'm not doing that.
I mean, that's a different conversation.
We're not starting that.
We're not starting that.
And it's nothing.
No service.
You got to be able to have your own phone.
When I bring you with me, it's because we enjoy each other's company and we've got something
dope we want to do as a couple.
I'm not bringing you with me to rest your insecurities or so you can police me or so
you can see, hey, this is really my friend.
Nothing is happening, fam.
No.
No.
Not at this age, anyway.
I've done it before.
I've done it before.
That's how i
learned that i don't want to do that like you break into a different social circle and it's like
yo uh marky mark's putting us on his boat your girl yeah nothing wrong with that nothing wrong
but it sounds but it sounds like marky mark and the hose yeah gonna be on the boat you get what
i'm saying so you gotta come and they will be on the boat. You get what I'm saying? So you got to come.
And they will be on the boat.
Play that insecurity game
with your chick.
That's the funky bunch.
And then two other friends
like Marky Mark
are doing something similar
the next two days.
Yeah.
And now try going to tell
your significant other
that you out at this type
of function three nights
in a row.
Like, it's not cheating.
Not cheating.
But it sounds cheatish.
It does.
That's real.
That is real.
That's real.
You think men can handle it?
Like, if your chick just breaks into a whole new
financial circle.
You know what I'm saying?
And so now she's going to the
fashion week.
I think the men that can't are suckers.
I agree. I agree with that. I think there are a lot the men that can't are suckers.
I agree.
I agree with that.
But I don't think there are a lot of men
that can't.
A lot of men can't
tolerate that neither.
I don't get it off the women.
I don't think that's
real nigga shit.
I don't.
I think a lot of these
niggas be more insecure
than a lot of these shit.
There are a lot of men
jealous of their
partner in the relationship.
Indeed.
There are a lot of men
that don't want to see
their partner get up or get higher than them in a relationship because in some weird way it feels like they relinquish control and now their partner has access to things.
Men don't handle that that well.
Sucker shit.
All that sucker shit to me.
It's sucker shit.
It's goofball shit to me.
Then you start to feel like you have access to things that I wanted you to have access to but through me.
And that's the part.
But it's a control mechanism.
It's control.
Like, yo, I don't really want you to have them unless I'm providing them for you, which
means I could take them back whenever I feel like it.
And that's corny to me.
Sucker shit.
Yeah.
See, now, I like the guy that's on the opposite end of that sucker spectrum.
The guy that is able to maybe put her in position.
You went and bought the space for the nail salon, for the hair salon, for whatever her plan is.
You invested in it somehow.
I helped you build this.
If not financially, you knew somebody that could help with this that maybe wasn't in her network of people.
Like, I like that guy.
Yeah, if you're not trying to build your shorty up.
Because all they ever do is build us up
like the good ones we talking about
finally right round of applause
round of applause
if we can't reciprocate
that part
you're a sucker
yeah
that's when it minimizes
that's when it minimizes them
to or reduces them to having to say things like, hey, don't embarrass me.
I never understand when they say it because embarrassed.
Like, why do we care about what these strangers think?
But the more I process it.
What you mean?
What you mean?
What you mean?
A lot of successful men.
Well, back to that shit that I opened up with, like some of the things that's not cheating, but it's cheat-ish, right?
A lot of successful men, and Pete just hit something here, a lot of successful men go through stuff like that.
They do the cheat-ish shit, and sometimes it may lead to cheating.
That's when the woman says, hey hey i understand some things comes with the lifestyle
but don't embarrass me don't embarrass me when you process it is on the opposite end of pour
into me pour into me meaning yeah all that shit you're doing with with her all the time that you
invest in the texting the way that you text in the going out to eat the flat whatever you're doing
over there you could be pouring into me So if you're going to do it,
cool, but don't
embarrass me.
I've never heard the
pouring into me strategy. Don't embarrass me to mean
like, basically
if you're doing something, nigga, don't let nobody
know. Don't let it blow
back in my face. Don't let it come back
home. If you're doing something,
keep that shit out there. I know know but when you call the lady and you dive into what that really is saying because in
relationships you know you live with the personal you speak every day you speak so much that you
might skip what some of the stuff means when you're saying it what that means is is yeah I can be accepting
of some things
if it's worthwhile
and the worthwhile
is pour into me
I don't know
if I agree with that
don't tell a lady
I just learned it
somebody told it to me
made sense
because what happens
is when you're in relationships
right
and it's your significant other like your real other, not a side chick or none of that.
When it's your significant other, you've already done that.
If she's your girl.
You've already poured into her?
Yeah.
So, again, the text.
I know I'm not disagreeing.
I'm just saying.
But you're speaking about it like the job is finished at one point.
No, no.
I didn't say that.
If you live with your girl or if you're with your girl often
or, you know what I'm saying?
Like, there is a point in time
when you're pursuing your girl.
And you're texting your girl.
You know what I mean?
You're doing it.
You OD'ing with it.
You're texting your girl.
You're calling all the time.
Y'all kicking it all the time.
But I don't care
whose relationship it is.
That diminishes once
you guys are in a certain space.
Like, I just was with you from last night.
Let's just say you live with your chick, right?
I came home at 7.
So I was with you from 7 to 7.
We've had all the discussions.
We watched TV.
We did this.
We did that.
Watched Dave Chappelle.
We know about everything that's going on.
How was your day?
How's your boss?
All that shit.
So then the next day, your communication with your girl may not be the same as if it's with the new chick oh i brought up that point
you get what i'm saying i brought up that point to the lady they quickly shut the shit down
yeah because i understand the other side of that but go ahead i'm gonna tell you i understand the
woman's side of that i'm listening they feel a... I think that's where a big difference between men and women come.
They feel like you got me.
You got to keep... That's how you got me.
You're saying different things.
All right.
What I'm saying...
I didn't live with you or I wasn't with you often when I first started dating you.
So the communication lines were wide open because I was courting you.
If you live with your girl or, you. If you live with your girl
or again, if you are
with your girl often, you guys are spending
a whole bunch of time. That time
is different from when I first met you.
My response and what the lady
told me when they shut this shit down
is that women are
understanding of
much and
accepting of much and accepting of much so if because of work or fatigue
or whatever might you might be going through outside in this union i'll sacrifice i understand
that you can diminish you don't have to send me flowers and do all this court shit and make time
for the movie and make time for you don't have to do that if and do all this court shit and make time for the movie you don't have to do that if you're still
working toward us I'm accepting of that
you don't get to diminish here
and replenish somewhere else
that's where my problem
well that's where in the session
that's where the problem came in
yeah you can diminish yeah I'm with you
we ride and ride or die
but no not for you to pour
any of that into if you got time
to do it over there you know you take it home i agree and i disagree and i should i was just
talking about no no i wasn't talking about activities i was just you because you mentioned
communication first so um you know how it is when you meet somebody new you know i mean you guys are
just communicating a lot a lot a lot I'm not talking about like social shit.
Like you can't take a new girl on a vacation.
You ain't take your girl on vacation.
Dudes be out here doing that.
You know what I mean?
Your girl, your at-home girlfriend or your main chick that been your girl four or five years hasn't gone on a vacation in three years.
You've taken three, four girls on vacations.
Like I know a dude was newly married,
and he took his side chick
on two vacations in one summer.
His wife never went on a vacation.
That's a lot.
That's excessive.
That's crazy, my nigga.
I was like, that's crazy.
He was bragging.
I'm like...
Women are funny, man.
See, I'm like,
when this courting phase
that you speak of,
like, when that's happening
in the early stages, I throw it in the overdrive.
Like I might text, call, and want to talk more than she's accustomed to when you first meet somebody.
But I crave information.
No, that's how you are though.
No, you do.
I want to know as much as I can know as fast as I can know.
Right?
And at some point, that will taper off.
When it tapers off women have this this
ideology i don't know where it came from that you just have to make sense that you have no
always because that's that if you start something you have to do that that's what that's that's
what that's how they look at it's not possible and the other side is they'll think and a lot
of women's insecurity will kick in if it tapers off. It's because- It's somebody else.
It's picked up over here somewhere.
I know.
I disagree with-
They think you can't do it.
I disagree with all the logic in it.
No, I disagree with that too.
But that's a thing.
Like, yo, okay, if you're not talking to me, who you talking to?
I know.
That's why you need a cool homeboy that can explain it to you.
Yeah.
Talking to nobody.
Yeah, I'm not talking to nobody.
Fam, you could come home and not-
I don't want to talk to you.
I want to be quiet.
You could come home and not want to fuck. You could come home and not want to fuck. Yeah, I'm not talking. I'm really not talking to nobody. Fam, you could come home and not- I don't want to talk to you. I want to be quiet.
You could come home and not want to fuck.
You could come home and not want to fuck.
Mm-hmm.
If you don't want to fuck,
how's World War IV?
It is.
Because somebody must be fucking you.
You don't want to fuck me?
No, bitch. I got a lot on my mind.
Yeah, and what I've learned
is that women pay attention to me
the way I pay attention to things.
Like, shit be silly.
Like, when chicks start trying to look at how much
cum is coming out of your dick, to you, that's
real silly. What are you even doing?
Remember the dick test and smelling the dick test?
That's silly. How did your brain even
think of that?
That's a thing.
Oh, that's cum? Oh, you ain't really
cum that much. Oh, that was something that y'all spread around
to the entire community. That was in the group text.
Y'all put that in the girl group chat. Y'all put that in the group text. That was in the girl text.
Y'all like that idea so much.
That's nuts.
What?
And I'm just glad that one I've never had.
What?
That you ain't cum a lot?
Yeah.
That's a thing.
Absolutely, that's a thing.
That is a thing.
No, I jerked off yesterday.
That's why.
Asshole.
I ain't drinking enough water.
I was about to tell you.
No, I jerked off yesterday.
Right.
I'm lowering my CMOS intake.
Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah, they geted off yesterday. Right. I'm lowering my CMOS intake. Oh, no.
Oh.
Yeah, they get in there when the shit starts tasting different.
Stupid shit.
And creating a problem where there is none.
Don't bring a new trick home.
Oh, my God.
Where'd you learn that?
Well, you never did that one.
Wait, what do you mean?
I was watching Lisa Ann yesterday.
That's how I learned it.
You find it the day when you was yesterday.
Shut up.
Yesterday, I wasn't in that bag.
I don't even know
how we got here.
Don Toliver's album's great.
It is.
Check it out.
It's out.
Send your phone right this second.
That's funny.
What else we got?
Oh, we got here
from the LA story.
LA condoms.
Condoms.
Yes.
Yeah.
But Don Toliver's still.
If I bust through the condom,
you gonna sue me, ma?
Yes, you is. Yeah. Yeah, no, you're right. She is gonna sue. Oh, if you bust through the condom, you going to sue me, Ma? Yes, she is.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, you're right.
She is going to sue me.
Oh, if you bust through that condom.
No, you're right.
It's going to be more than two.
You're going to get more than two.
Yeah.
You're going to be in Rikers.
I need somebody, whether it be Neil deGrasse Tyson, Dr. Umar,
Brother RZA,
somebody
to tell us
Why is my brain operating
so late?
I need somebody to tell us
what the men can sue for.
Like what loopholes
are in the system
that I can sue for.
I want to sue girls.
Without looking like
a bitch ass nigga?
No, I don't even care
about that at this point.
No.
Fuck it.
What happened?
Yeah, I'm like.
Hey, she fucking hurt
me yesterday.
She hurt my feelings.
She's going to laugh
you right out that
courtroom.
I know.
I know.
Man up.
Yeah.
And she groped me the
other night.
You liked it?
I liked your little
podcast yesterday with
Neil DeGrasse.
That was everything.
That shit was dope.
Oh, I missed it.
Y'all got to do a show.
A round of applause.
Y'all got to do a show. What a of applause. Y'all gotta do a show.
What a guy.
I didn't see you in there,
but I wasn't really looking.
He had me so cultivated,
so captivated,
at the edge of my seat.
That guy's good, man.
That guy's good.
It's recorded somewhere?
Yeah,
I think you can go on Facebook.
It's on Facebook.
You can hear part one and part two,
right?
And there's two parts,
because in the middle of me speaking to him,
I said, hey, what's space force doing out there if our shit cuts off and why is it necessary and it's he said well let me talk to you about it that shit cut off word yes maybe a glitch who
knows i'm sure they have things to look into but then we got back on but when it glitched
I was like glued to the conversation
it was like
it was escalating
it was getting way too deep
and it took a good five minutes
for y'all to get back on too
I'm sitting there like
come on man
yeah I couldn't figure it out
but we got back on
and this man
is just a wealth of information
and he's cool though too
we knew that already
but that was the thing
he's cool
he's warm he's funny I've seen him a few times he's cool, though, too. We knew that already, but that was the thing. He's cool. He's warm.
He's funny.
I've seen him a few times.
He's fact-based.
That was pretty awesome.
I can't wait to speak to him again.
I spoke to him about all of this universe and black holes and what planets can we live on.
Budgeting for NASA versus healthcare.
It was a lot of shit.
It was a lot of shit, It was a lot of shit.
I'm going to go look.
How long y'all been?
How long y'all been?
Moving into space.
Yeah, space exploration.
Billionaires and capitalism in space.
There was some shit in there.
Yeah, he went crazy.
Yeah.
It was great.
If you have a chance, check it out.
My conversation with Neil deGrasse Tyson on Facebook.
It was the Facebook audio room, and it should still be there.
But no, he was great.
I can't wait to speak to him again.
Yeah, y'all should do a level.
We did all that
and didn't get into music.
Yeah, at the end
he started getting into his bag.
How old is he?
It seemed like he was shocked.
Like in the middle of it,
didn't even ask.
Yeah, I don't know.
Probably 50-something.
Yeah, I would guess 50s.
He was shocked.
In the middle of it,
he was like,
I said, man,
you're depressing me
with these answers.
63.
He said, well, you're asking me a bunch of questions that get depressing answers.
But I'm totally down to talk about some happy stuff.
And I still, my warped ass brain did not think of a happy question to ask him even when he said it.
So we got all the way to the end.
He was like, hey, you didn't ask me anything about music either.
I thought you were like a rapper or some shit.
And when he said that, I was like,
well,
duh, I should have asked you about music.
You're an astrophysicist.
There are so many, I'm an artist, there's so many
parallels between these worlds.
And I didn't speak to you about it, that's nuts, but he
just had so much other information that I wanted
to talk about. And his son, I guess,
is a rapper, makes rap music, and is like a
PhD, I forgot what it was,
a PhD in-
Something I've never heard of.
It's hip hop and sociology,
something crazy.
It was something
that sounded ill as fuck.
He just passed the first
crime conflict resolution plan
in hip hop or something like that.
I was like, whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it was real good.
It was real good.
Round of applause.
Shout out to Neil deGrasse Tyson.
That's dope.
Yeah, that was very good.
Hopefully he can find the time to speak to me again.
I've seen him on Bill Maher a lot.
I've seen him on all types of shows.
I'm a huge Bill Maher guy,
but you know Bill Maher is silly,
and he a comedian, and he dope,
so he'll bring the charisma out of you.
Neil ain't there for the silly.
No, no, no, listen to what I'm saying.
You said he was charismatic.
You didn't know he was that warm,
but when you on Bill Maher's show, everything comes out.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, if you went on Bill Maher, it would be jokey, plus informative, plus serious.
You know what I'm saying?
It's kind of like this pod.
Yeah.
I've asked him so many questions, wide range of questions.
I even asked him about human empathy.
Like, with you understanding so much out there,
is it difficult?
Are you having trouble?
Do you misunderstand a lot down here,
like on the ground level with humans and shit like that?
And he just, everything he said was rooted in fact.
He almost didn't give me an opinion about anything.
There was nothing you could,
he knew the facts about had the facts like off top
Everything
You think talking to you is annoying
This guy
Imagine talking to somebody
And they have all the facts
About what you're talking about
And they don't answer nothing
Regardless of what you're talking about
Hey brother
I hear you
And
Let's put that to the side for a second
These are the facts
He's awesome man
Shout out to Neil
Yeah that was great That was dope I'm glad you were there Yeah That shit was great for a second. These are the facts. He's awesome, man. Shout out to Neil.
Yeah, that was great. That was dope.
I'm glad you were there.
Yeah.
I'm glad you were there.
That shit was great.
What else is important
for us to get to?
We've done music.
We've done Don.
We've done Neil.
We've done...
Scams.
Yeah, we did condoms.
We've done scammers.
The NBA joint.
Oh, my God.
The young man in Texas that shot at the school
the black kid young black man in Texas this story's been updated since I first uh first read it
uh but he was arrested he took a 45 to school and shot some people no one died one person is in critical uh the three other people are said to
be kind of all right well i think one of the people were pregnant that was horrible that was
horrible and that um so you read you read this story and it came off like the typical school
shooter somebody brings a gun to the school and just starts wilding out but then facts
started to be revealed and we learned that this young man was bullied for a little while at school and he took all of the proper steps him and his family to
remedy it yes he alerted the school he alerted the principal they wrote incident reports and the
family was up there a few times to deal with this issue and nothing was ever done.
And apparently the day before the shooting, he was robbed and beat up by a few people.
So the day of, saw the guy, guess they maybe tried it again.
He had enough, let it off, hit everybody but the person.
So we thought they were throwing a book at him, or at least I did.
I thought he was out of here in Texas for sure but they let him
out on bond
I want to say
a $75,000 bond
I'm not reading this
y'all can read it
and fact check me
$75,000 bond
and
the charge is
self defense or something
assault
assault with a weapon
assault with a deadly weapon
I mean still a heavier charge
but it may not be an attempted murder charge
yeah that's what I'm saying
it's not an attempted murder charge
you're a black kid in Texas
and you took a gun to the school and shot around
whatever your story is I expected them to hang
this young brother
they let him out on bond
and there's no attempted murder charge
at the moment.
Hopefully that's a sign of good things to come
for the young man.
But the story itself raises
a lot of questions.
It does.
And I, as a parent,
wonder about these things a lot.
How you gonna feel when your son come home
or your daughter come home and tell you about what's happening in school?
Hey, such and such put their hands on me.
I'm not there yet as a parent to hear it.
I'm going to tell it to you.
Dog, like a month ago, it was a woman.
Her kid was getting bullied.
She waited at the bus stop, dog, and jumped on the bus and started beating the kid ass that was bullying their kid.
Oh, shit.
Waited right at the bus stop.
Well, then we have that story from a few months ago of the young girl that allegedly was bullied, went to the girl's house with her friends and her mom, and got shot.
I remember that.
So it's like, there's no pamphlet on how to deal with these things.
So it's like, there's no pamphlet on how to deal with these things.
I think parents got to be more involved.
Like, look, if your kid is bullying my kid, we should be able to talk about it.
We should be able to talk about it.
A lot of times the parents are starting. I hate when y'all get into should world.
We don't have time for should world.
We don't have time for should world.
We talking about this world and what happens yes the two parents should be able to communicate squash this reprimand both
kids get them to fucking do something yes that should happen but you just gotta live with you
gotta live with the chips for all day you get what i'm saying you have to you don't have a choice
no in an instance like this man the got to hold some kind of liability.
If they did everything
they were supposed to do, they reported it to the school.
The kid got to get suspended.
If the school
doing their job prevents
the extreme measures
that this kid ended up taking. Maybe putting the
other kid out, the bully, out of school.
Especially if there's a...
The way you explained it, there's a I get it if this ain't this is a the way you explained it
there's a record
of this happening
multiple times
it's like alright
what else was this kid
gonna do
and alright
you suspend the school
I mean suspend the kid
and come back
no I said expel
oh
well now you're getting
into the business
of schools
and what it means
what expulsion means
to the school true or you might only
have one school in that particular town shit like that but that's where the parenting comes in yo
look i'm about to kick your kid out if you don't put some straightening in him i'm about to kick
him out he can't come to school in this district so now you guys go two hours away to school
something has to happen because that right
there can't continue to happen so in my opinion ice definitely is accurate in saying that the
school should have some sort of blame or liability in this instance if everything if joe's laid it
out properly and everything is documented my nigga the school has the school should be culpable the
same way that if a young lady goes
and and and fouls a restraining order and a man breaks it and does something to the young lady
then it's on yeah these incident reports should act as that they can't get a restraining order
because their kids named the same school and that's back to everything it's just said about
districts and so forth and so on but that needs to act as something. You're right.
It's got to be something.
Yeah, it has to be something.
The document is there.
I'm sending my kid to school under the guise of y'all got it.
Hey, from 8 to 3, from 8 to 2.30, y'all have it under control.
It was a story.
I just watched so much news that I don't even remember where this is from now.
But with schools going through
Budget cuts
And trying to adjust
To all this COVID shit
They
This one school
Changed up the lunches
Okay
Okay
And put like
Jail food on a plate
Trash
Slot
I seen it
Crap
Some bullshit
Are you serious
A bunch of parents complained
Dwayne Craig
Yes I should
And they blamed Michelle Obama
I seen it though A bunch of parents complained. Dwayne Craig. Yes, they should. And they blamed Michelle Obama.
I'm seeing it, though.
A bunch of parents complained.
And it was like, hey, what are y'all feeding my kid when I send him off?
This is some bullshit.
I don't know if the school did anything about it.
That was Jersey.
Look, New Jersey.
New Jersey superintendent vows change after stomach-turning lunch meals go viral.
Good old Patterson.
I'm saying when we get away from the violence,
I still got shit to think about when I send my kid to school.
Just when we getting, like, come on, man.
Look at this.
It's disgusting.
And, dog, y'all, I don't even want to bring it up.
Come on, come on.
Now y'all be calling me a capitalist, right?
Well, yeah.
But I'm not.
But you said we're not going to get into the idealistic of shoulda, coulda, wouldas.
Or who should be doing this?
Or the parents should be doing this.
Fam, you got to get it back.
focus because i don't we can't leave it in the hands of the school systems the the cities the districts and all of that shit to properly care for your kids well come on it's realistically
everybody can't get a bag everybody's not not not can't know everybody's not gonna get a bag so me
sending my kid to patterson school because i don't have a bag. That shit. You know what I'm saying?
I agree with you.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
I'm not saying that it's excusable before these motherfuckers start.
I'm not saying it's excusable at all.
What I'm saying is that there are things going on in society that me and you as two kids,
right?
If my kid comes to school, punch your kid in the eye or vice versa, I should be able
to call you on the phone and say, yo, dog, your kid punched my kid in the eye.
Or you should be able to call the school and say this.
I want to call you.
I want to call you.
Or one of the two.
They should be able to mediate for you.
Two adults should be able to come to some resolution.
Yo, if you hit that kid again, I'm going to whip your ass.
Don't go to school hitting good hands on the body.
Because I'm going to fuck the school up if they keep giving my phone number to other
parents, too, though.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I mean.
You should do it.
But at the same time, time again we talking about real world
you know the situation a couple of these kids is in school and man you don't even
parents don't even have the time know what the fuck is going on no parents they're not even
there they can't even find the parents like let's be real all right school can't reach nobody they
don't know what so what are you doing those instances you got to kick the kid out there
if i can't find your parents it got to be like a mandatory meeting call and if your parents don't
come here then we have to involve child protection or something there has to be more investigation
done you can't just document it okay put it in a file and let it go he's saying everybody got to
get a bag right and i I didn't want it right.
And I say this at the risk
of sounding stupid,
but it's just my belief system.
Ain't the school paid
for every kid that's there?
Yeah.
Yes.
So then, yeah,
I fully expect you
to have a decent lunch
or to be able to hold it down
from whatever time that is.
I ain't even talking about
after school programs and shit like that.
As well as decent books, as well as decent teachers,
as well as decent physical education programs,
as well as decent lockers or whatever the case may be.
All of that shit is an expectation.
But I'm crazy.
I also think that all of us should be paid when we're born.
Yeah, you did say that.
And I stand by it.
And speaking of Neil yesterday, I stand by it even more.
I stand by it even more.
Yes, we should all get paid.
You're taking up space.
Issues in real estate, right?
Tell me a house that's taking up space somewhere that ain't worth nothing.
It's not.
Land anywhere doesn't.
So what the hell is the difference?
I don't want a house on it.
Only in America are these fucking assets and materialistic things valued more than humans themselves.
True.
And somebody getting a bag at the birth
of every baby here.
A lot of people.
That's the real streaming.
A lot of people.
I saw the fucking
bill. I mean, my insurance covered it all,
but I saw what was charged
for my daughter being born.
Damn, they caking
when you go to the hospital to have a baby.
They are caking.
I promise you.
And we don't get half a percentage of nothing?
It's us.
I'm here now.
I'm lit.
Yo, gah-gah.
Gah-gah, gah-gah.
Yo, this space was empty.
I popped out of pussy.
What's good?
I'm not disagreeing.
No, but if mom goes to court and says,
Dad ain't shit or I don't have the money to take care of the kid,
then magically funds and things appear out the clear blue.
Do they?
Yes.
You fucking right they do.
Yeah, they do.
I was talking to my dad, right?
What do you mean?
And my dad is the first person I've heard say,
yo, man, Biden is doing a lot of shit out here.
He is getting it done.
And I was like, I never heard that, so I wanted to hear more.
I said, well, what's he doing?
And then my dad ran off a list to me.
He was like, hey, welfare used to be this.
Now welfare is this.
Like a $100 increase or whatever it was that he said.
He said, now everybody that has a kid for each kid gets X amount of dollars a month.
That number is up just for having the kid.
And he ran off a list of things like this.
And I'm sitting there listening.
I'm like, wow.
I guess he is doing a lot.
None of that helps me.
And that's where to divide it.
I guess he's doing something for people out there.
In fairness, you don't need as much help.
It's just not me.
You don't need the help.
Like other people need.
You know what I'm saying?
And he's been getting his ass kicked in the media.
So whatever he's doing and whatever they're doing,
I can't.
Because that's the mainstream message.
Even I come in here and I keep saying,
hey, what the fuck is Biden doing?
And so he's getting his ass kicked
because opposite of Trump,
anything that Trump did, he got on TV and said, yo, I just did X, Y, and Z.
He was on Twitter as he was doing it.
I just signed this.
I'm about to do this.
Instagram live.
He was everywhere.
I'm here.
A bunch of my niggas the other day, now we here, a bunch of my niggas the other day was disembodied saying that he cut the um hbc bill hbcu bill i heard that was
misinformation it's misinformation but the media pushed it and black people got it and didn't
research it and ran with it right so it was like yo uh the the the proposed bill was to give hbc
use 40 million dollars uh-huh 35040 million. Billion dollars, I'm sorry.
And it got held up in the House.
It got held up in the Senate.
The Democrats voted it down,
saying it was too much bread.
It never was going to pass.
So he dropped it to $2 billion,
and it billed passed.
They're saying,
yo, he took it from $40 to $2 billion.
No, nigga.
I took some shit that was getting held up that was never gonna pass and i dropped it to make it a reasonable amount of money
to pass so what would you rather have two or nothing you get what i'm saying like i'm not
totally familiar before you motherfuckers but but on your ass that's anytime you say anything
about your politics from cnn not isching in, or Joe in it,
icing in.
Or Parkson in.
None of us in it.
What I read, that is what I came up with.
That, look, the bill was stuck at a high, high, high-ass number that was just not reasonable for both sides of the aisle.
It wasn't reasonable.
Now it's going to stick here.
So we're going to drop it so I can get you some shit.
You get what I'm saying?
And that's what happened.
But that didn't even get pumped.
Like, nobody knew.
But again, and that goes back to our argument before about media and algorithm, all that shit.
Worded a certain way to attack and incite outrage.
True.
Because that's what happens.
We word it this way.
Somebody worded that article on purpose.
It's going to play on your emotions and get you to oh he did like you said people start going off on biden and also just the the general lack of education about how the political structure
in the united states works like biden does not have the power to do much of that he can veto
shit or do certain shit,
but there's a process.
The president of the United States. The president, yeah, exactly.
President of the United States.
Does not hold a singular power
to say, yo, give them $40 million.
It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't.
Here, I will give you a political take.
And then maybe you'll see
why I don't give you political takes.
I think this is the
governor's race
in New Jersey, I think.
Like, listen.
I've been trying to watch TV.
I've been trying.
I've been unsuccessful, but I've been trying.
I've been on YouTube a lot. I've been on my phone. But no matter
where I am, I keep seeing a commercial
from whoever the gentleman
is that is opposing
Phil Murphy. And I only
know this because this is how
the commercial starts.
He says, hey,
you hear those things Phil Murphy said about me?
Man, he's a liar.
But if I were him, I'd lie
too. And then he gets
in the... And I've seen this commercial like a hundred times a day, and I bust out laughing, I'd lie too. And then he gets in there.
And I've seen this commercial like a hundred times a day.
And I bust out laughing.
I almost roll on the floor.
Because I can't for the life of me figure out if you're paying for this.
I haven't seen the Phil Murphy commercial.
I was going to make you want to go see it.
I don't know what Phil Murphy said about you, bro.
Yeah.
But I seen you tell me what Phil Murphy said at least 10 times a day.
Like, y'all are pushing this shit.
So whatever Phil said, that shit was effective.
That nigga living rent free.
I can't figure out why somebody would run this.
And yo, all it would make you do is say, let me go see what the fuck Phil said.
Why would you run this?
Yo, let me see what Phil talking about, man. And it's probably true because you jumping in front of this.
He went too hard.
And that's my political take.
Hey, why'd he run that commercial?
Ta-da!
Hey, hire me for your commercial ad team with some shit.
Because that wasn't it.
Who's this?
Jack Catrelli?
Jack Ciattarelli?
Ciattarelli?
I hope I'm not messing his name up.
But Jack
Jack
Jack
Baby
Baby
Yo can you find that commercial
Did y'all hear everything
That Phil Murphy said about me
He's a liar
Like wait
Nigga who are you
Let me go see what he lied about
Yeah
It definitely make you
That's all I would take from that
Nah that's fine What is this nigga saying That got you so pissed Oh I see what's going on. That's all I would take from that.
What is this nigga saying?
I see what's going on.
Jack ain't got the views that he need.
Alright, never mind.
I see what's going on.
He want us to know what Phil said about him.
That's funny.
Outrage marketing.
Again, we back. Outrage marketing.
What was the clothing brand you just was telling us about?
Oh, Joe people.
Pardon me.
You wear them.
Anyway, yo, Givenchy, they were outraged.
I didn't know these were there.
I know you did.
Givenchy.
And I didn't see the little runway thing with the noose.
Givenchy. And I didn't see the little runway thing with the noose. Givenchy.
Did something at Paris Fashion Week.
And the models were coming out.
Or someone that worked for Givenchy.
We don't know if it was him.
Oh, man.
Look at him.
Say, Vaughn.
Just put the numbers down People are in outrage
Look at little Tiffany's noose
Look
That's a Sterling
That wasn't on my hands
Okay I'm done
Yo
Sayvon
You got your work cut out for you.
Hey, yo.
Alex.
Alex.
Yo.
You can't go back to that.
Fam, I keep trying to go to Paris Fashion Week.
He talk about how cute the noose is.
You go from couture noose to that?
Yo, Parks don't want to edit anymore.
Stop saying it. That little bleep button
starting to wear out. It's only to get your shit off.
Basically, no. People are basically
in outrage that
they put a noose around the neck
of some hoes. I feel like this has happened several times at this point.
A couple times. It's either
the noose or the blackface. I said
it's a rollout. I don't know if Javon
she needs a rollout.
I'll take it.
No, I didn't say this is a rollout. I said it's outrage marketing. I didn't call it a rollout. I don't know if Javon, she needs a rollout. I'll take it. No, I didn't say this is a rollout.
I said it's outrage marketing.
I didn't call it rollout.
I'm just saying, outrage marketing.
This is what they all do.
We know somebody, yo, these shits go past so many people before it makes it out there.
You telling me nobody said, especially in the climate we in, yo, chill out.
That's going to be a little nuts.
No. They anticipated. And everybody's going to be a little nuts. No.
They anticipated.
And everybody's going to get outraged.
And just like he said about the Governor Murphy commercial, we're going to say, well, let me go see the news chain that they talking about.
Then you're going to go to the site and be like, that's a new shirt.
You go to the site.
Oh, shit.
And you're going to say, oh, damn, that's the Tiffany news.
Let me go cop that.
That's all it is.
They gentrified the news.
I guess.
That's funny.
They gentrified the news. The guess that's funny they gentrified the noose
the Burberry one
looks way scarier
but again
this is
we've seen
like we've seen it
a bunch of times
all of these brands
who don't fuck with us
can make the joke
necessarily
because
it don't affect them like that
they don't understand
the deeper meaning of that
and just that fast
we're back to Dave Chappelle's point.
We are right back to Dave Chappelle's point.
And just that fast, we're at Dave Chappelle's point.
Damn, we nice.
If we don't hear the outrage over the sterling silver noose
that's around high-end designers, fashion,
then what are y'all talking about?
And, come on.
Get the shit on.
Come on with it.
Your girl gonna hate you,
but get on.
No,
the high end fashion
predominantly is ran by
some people
that are getting punched down.
So how do you not feel
outrage when y'all
marginalize one group,
but then y'all take
to the streets
when y'all get marginalized?
That is Dave Chappelle
shit in a nutshell.
Shit in a nutshell.
That is Dave Chappelle shit in a nutshell.
No.
Phenomenal. No, you're nice.
Phenomenal.
No, you good.
You that dude.
Dave need to come chill with us for a minute.
But no, that's huge right there.
You know what I'm saying?
Like nobody's out in the streets.
Points were made?
Yeah.
Nice little joint.
But nobody out in the streets when we getting.
Dave would want to know if you're vaccinated.
You don't give a fuck.
Shit.
You don't give a fuck.
Shit.
Nah.
Dave's the man.
Yeah, shout out to Dave, man.
Shout out to Dave.
And I hope that Yvonne Chee pulls this.
I'm sure they are. I hope that they pull that. I hope that theychy pulls this I'm sure they are
I hope that they pull that
I hope that they don't
Produce that
They're gonna issue an apology
And it don't matter
Most of the shit
That hit the runway
Don't really get mass produced
Does it?
No
Maybe I'm wrong
But I don't think so
Most of the shit
That's on the actual runway
They're gonna issue an apology
Of course
Some statement apology
And you'll never see this again.
Sounds about right.
Yeah, that's all that's going to happen.
Sounds about right.
You are absolutely right there, buddy.
You right?
But before you do that,
I do have a question about that.
Give it to me.
If we know that's their play,
you get what I'm saying?
Do you not get outraged about it?
Because that's the only way to beat that.
You get what I'm saying? It's designed to make you get outraged. I'm outraged because I'm? Because that's the only way to beat that. You get what I'm saying?
It's designed to make you get outraged.
I'm outraged because I'm black.
That's the only reason.
But I'm not opposed to people now cashing in on emotional currency.
We opened with David Chappelle, with Dave Chappelle,
and that's my issue with kind of what's going on with him
versus that portion of the community that's beefing with him.
It's like, fam, everybody else, all these companies,
all these white people, all these fashion designers get to do it.
So now Dave is doing it.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
He not even doing it, though.
Yeah, he's really not doing it.
He not even doing that.
Like, they're cashing in on outrage.
Like, there is no message behind that.
They know they just want you to be outraged.
Oh, there it is.
Everybody's going to look.
If I mention it to you,
yo, they got a noose chain.
They're going to look for it.
He's just brilliant
in how he does it.
But you know what's going to happen
when you talk to him
about space Jews.
You do.
You do.
I think he does.
That's true.
And you're going to just
basically capitalize
because now everybody's going to say,
where he said that?
Let me go run and watch it.
But again, you fuck around and get the highest net.
He's had space juice a few times.
He said it three times.
Go ahead.
But he's doing that with a purpose is what I'm saying.
It's not just cash out.
It's not cheap.
It's not low-hanging fruit.
I want to lure you in so that you get the message.
It's not low-hanging fruit.
I agree.
That's what I'm talking about.
So if I got to say some outlandish shit to get my audience to hear the gems that I'm dropping, then it's worth it.
I understand what you're saying.
But I think it's such a disconnect, yo, that they don't even know sometimes they offending us.
I think that's how far the two worlds are.
That they might not know they offending you.
Until it's brought to their attention.
They like, oh, my bad.
But that's why I say.
And again, they always say I'm caping for the whites.
I'm not.
I'm just saying.
I just think that it's such a disconnect sometimes
between the wealthy and the poor.
Or, you know what I mean?
Like, they don't even know sometimes
that that is something that could be some bullshit.
But it's a disconnect by design.
Or just by time.
You get what I'm ish Something like this here
Like I said
This passes so
This gotta get so many
Check marks of a yes
Before we see it
It's hard for me to believe
That nobody knows
What this is going to do
Not a soul
You're probably right
And the check marks
Ain't going by
Nobody that's black
I get that part
But there's somebody That knows what's going on.
They just seen it happen with this brand.
They seen it happen with H&M with the coolest monkey in the jungle shirt.
They seen it happen.
Like, nobody says.
Montclair did it.
All the brands.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
They all did it.
Nobody says.
Gucci did it.
I'm not disagreeing.
But what they do see is.
Gucci did it.
I watched the lines get longer with black people.
Check it out.
I'm going to tell you what they say, because somebody probably does bring that point up.
Hey, there's going to be some outrage over this.
Yeah, but nothing happens.
Gucci made dap.
We can take that.
They made dap.
Come say something about it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Shout out to dap, too.
Basically, what I'm saying is, I know before we get outraged,
they know we're going to be outraged.
I agree.
It's possible.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not disagreeing.
It's possible.
All right, R&B man is back.
There you go.
This your bag.
Oh, no, y'all.
R&B man is back.
Come on, y'all know what time it is.
Y'all know what I do.
That R&B playlist is coming soon.
I'm not for play play when it come to this.
Get your Shazam out.
Just Joe doing Joe type things.
No Joe Biden.
This one's getting pretty.
Thanks for hearing me.
Makeup on a mirror and there's nothing on the TV.
Watch me.
I only play the appropriate vibe for you to get to rubbing on the thighs, some hips, a waist, lower back, something like that.
You know what I mean?
Consensually, of course.
On a Saturday morning.
That's the best time.
Later to side sex.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Just later to side.
Oh, love.
Wait a minute.
Ain't no my parade in need.
Say you want the same from me.
Don't know if I let it get too deep.
Closely put your trust in me, oh
Baby, this is what a good time looks like
Feels right
Am I crazy?
Thinking that a long night means a long time
Oh, baby
Cali Clear, Jack James
It's what is called temporary feels
And it goes
Stuttering, face to face, said everything we had to say
Stuck in a game, you chose to play, on my case Need a break
We can make a movie
And ride me like you hate me
But please don't call me baby
Take it to the bottle
It's easier to swallow
I'm gon' take the lead if you just follow
When I put it on you
Wake up and you feel brand new
Baby, this is what a good time looks like Feels right
Am I crazy thinking that a long night means a long time?
Oh, baby, tell me that it's on my, on my, on my
Baby, oh baby, baby, baby
Is it just temporary, feels forever
This is my last endeavor
For just pleasure
And I know
I'm good on my own
Tried alone
But you feel like home
Don't
Rain on my parade and leave
Oh
Tell you what you're saying from me
Don't know if I let it get too deep
Cause it put your trust in me
Oh, baby, this is what a good time looks like
Feels right
Am I crazy?
This one is Cali Clear featuring Jack James
It's called Temporary Feels
Some of y'all know what that's about That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
That's definitely you right there.
Oh, man.
That's me if I had some local vagina in close proximity.
That ain't for the long distance shit that I be doing.
You know what I mean?
Oh, man.
All right.
Like I told y'all, Big Jersey is out.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So I'm playing track two of it.
Is it Jersey?
It's Jersey.
It's Big Jersey.
Don't you got it?
It's Big Jersey.
Even if you don't live?
It's Big Jersey.
All right, fine.
You good?
Ars, we love you.
All right.
Jersey by way of?
Jersey.
Ars, let's go then, nigga.
This is genius.
Let's go then, Ars.
I'm a lyrical genius.
I'm feared here to Venus.
Bring my strap to me to work like I'm Gil with a greenness.
If I wrote it, promote it, just know that that mean I'm devoted.
I lived it or seen it.
Just know that the king ain't got power like Keenan.
Yo, bitch.
She know that her niggas are lame and she gotta figure it out
But how she gon' trigger her brain if she got a dick in her mouth?
Back when Tigger wore chains and rapped in the basement on BET before the DVD
I'm talkin' Eazy-E, I was a fan of this hip-hop
Now I walk comfortably out in my flip-flops
They say scared money don't make none
You don't want the fans on your Instagram pictures, nigga don't take none
This rollie cost a whole lot more than that fake one
I still ride with my day ones and them niggas better not say none, or they done
I kick the couple racks out the whip and they
gon' stay gone Niggas tried to kill me in the hood like I
was Trayvon Whole life I chased after the green like I'm Draymond
I'm just a squirrel in the world trying to bust an acorn
Lil' ass Nina doing all that killing out that bitch
Her auntie 40 I swear to God I made my feelings bout that bitch
Minnie Vanjore slide we get the drilling out that bitch
The hood was looking like the carter made a million out that bitch Jay cove it thought this was pandemic you sat me in the house i made
a hundred bands in it og shared knowledge accepted took it and ran with it every hustle got my hand
in it how you look in the mirror after admitting that your man did it i'm quick to up to nine if
you start talking about my gang i'm quick to bust around my flip modes every day i'm dripping
all the time my do a grime
I look the other way, G just did a drill like just the other day
Hey, somebody gotta be the bad guy now
White man world, always tryna tear the black guy down
Dreadhead fit the description of the bad guy now
Bullets ain't got no name, but them cops shootin' black guy rounds
I'm a lyrical genius, I'm feared here to Venus
Bring my strap with me to work like I'm Gilbert Arenas
If I wrote it, promote it, just note it That mean I'm devoted, I lived it or seen it
Just know that they fiend and got power like Keenan
Yo bitch, she know that her niggas are lame And she gotta figure it out
But how she gon' trigger her brain if she got a dick in her mouth?
Back when Tigger wore chains and rapped in the basement On BET before the DVD
I'm talkin' Eazy-E, I was a fan of this hip-hop Now I walk comfortably out in my flip-flops
Big Jersey
That was Genius, Arsenal to Rebel, Big Jersey is in your phones
And wherever you buy your music from right now
Alright, Arsenal, that sounded dope
I'm gonna play something off this pap, September, this is Cold Winter
Yeah, peace to the large professor
It's gonna be a cold winter, check it
I want some bands in the G-spot Shaquille O'Neal pumps the Reeboks
Subi's on the bottom, the Alexander McQueen top
Fettin' all heroin, dope coke and weed spots 50 Cal stashed in the wall behind the sheetrock
Saratoga, Hopkins and NAB, those the between blocks
Representin' Brooklyn like Biggie C's in D-Rock Entertainers killing each other, making the scene hot
The Star Wars, Darth Vader, Han Solo and Ewoks
An empty body bag, your man died on the scene
Ock, they put him in a bag, that song fab and a dream drop
Anything can happen, make sure you got on some clean socks
A top lyricist, you won't hear him mention my V-Dot
Homie couldn't call, he wrote me cause he ain't keep locked
Hit a pothole in a hoopty, I need shocks
Deli with the pen, the sniper taking the clean shot
Flatline and two-faced, nosy niggas who eavesdrop
You take the island branch, don't do it too quick
Even when you forgive, you should never forget
Put your hoodie on, the streets cold as December
It's about to be a cold winter
Black hot all summer, cold winter
Cold winter, cold winter
Black hot all summer, cold winter Cold winter, cold winter Black hot all summer, cold winter
Cold winter, cold winter
Cold winter, cold winter
I'm a monster, sheepskins, gooses and leather bombers
Cowboys and Indians, crooked cops and robbers
The hot wire hoopty car alarm disarmor
Getaway driver with stolen plates on a Honda
Architect, I did it my way, Frank Sinatra
High shooting average returner to Black Mamba
Internet gangsters, website mobsters
You only tough when you on the web, Peter Parker
Shot your man on different occasions, karma He got his shit pushed back more times than
Donda Used to tag up on the subway with my partner
Street fighter, that third relic shocked you, Blanca
G.I. Jane, even my lady carry the chopper Your girl just wanna have fun, Cyndi Lauper
I want all the smoke like Bob Marley with ganja
Move more D than Dwayne, rerunning Roger You take the olive branch, don't do it too
quick Even when you forgive, you should never forget
Put your hoodie on, the streets cold as December It's bout to be a cold winter
Black hot all summer, cold winter Cold winter Cold winter
Black hat all summer
Cold winter
Cold winter
Cold winter
That's my boost
Cold winter
Featuring my brother Passport Gift
Off September Project
What you got for us Ish?
Oh man
Hold on
Pap is killing with these shits by the way
Yo this is nice man
Yeah
You got a nice little run this year
Come on
Somebody send me some shit
Dude name is Puff Marty
Okay
Boys Da Croc
It's kind of dope
It's a little deep
But it's dope
Stop
Fucking intro
Citizens rise
This ain't for the ignorant mind
Look at his eyes
Full of pain of victim and sob
But shutting the tip
Feeling your fears
Isn't that wise?
Yet the suicide rate of my men is still a surprise
If you cry because you sad, you ain't no bitch
You a bitch if you let it eat you up to the point it get lethal
And cause you let it build up, you done took it out on your people
Especially ones that treat you with love
Look, it's okay to be vulnerable, cause you owe it to you
I know you don't know what to do, but you know that's the truth
I know you can't focus and that you coping by smoking your blues
I know you post a piece on to do, but you know that's the truth I know you can't focus and that you copin' by smokin' your blues I know you postin' pics on your socials and hope they a fool
Trust me, them demons you fightin', we know they hopin' you lose
You gotta open right through these things called feelings
And go do your moves
To be a real man, you don't need no one to prove
Fuck who told this to you, cause boys do cry
Boys do cry
Boys do cry Boys do cry
Maybe if daddy had hugged me enough and shown me compassion
I wouldn't have all this apathy and emotion detachment
Maybe if mama would just be accountable for her actions
My therapist would've told me it's something I had to practice
But no, no, no, secret, do madness, must make a habit
To take my chances, I can't wait for answers
Like I was in an airplane and I just landed
I claim my baggage, won't blame my parents
Manning up means acknowledge you hurt when you hurt
Don't hold it in or you burst, cause it can only get worse
Some days I'm good, but then other days feel like nothing will work
Never was calling myself and wonder why I would reverse
Cause they tell us that when we vent, we complaining
When we tired, we just lazy, and God forbid we fall under the pressure
But as a man if you can feel that you've been breaking
Freedom tear that you've been saving
Your inner child gon' thank you for your efforts
So boys do cry
I had what's called a father wound
Just an absence of a male figure in my life
Specifically my father, he was verbally abusive
And as a result I became a very unstable man mentally
emotionally but then i quickly discovered that our boys didn't need more discipline
they needed more love boys do cry
i hate that it's piff marty boys do cry okay all right i hate that i have to give it to you again, but not really.
Listen, what are y'all?
Y'all told me I was New York biased.
I ran around New York, New Jersey.
I don't think this song is from New York.
I don't believe Brooklyn.
Jersey City.
This is fire, yo. This is it. Nah. Go on. Shake that ass, bitch! Shake that ass, bitch!
This is fire, yo.
This is it.
This is fire.
This is craziness.
This song could cut off in the first eight seconds.
It's still it.
It's still it.
We around a bunch of dicks in a basement in Queens.
When you get this around the drunk baddies that's shaking ass in a basement in Queens. When you get this around the drunk baddies
that shake an ass
in a thong.
Yo, and why am I turned on
by the ratchet voice?
Yeah, no.
It works.
Yo.
You know me.
That's right up your alley.
What?
You just a little bitch. Yo. You know me. Yeah, that's right up your alley. What? You just a little bitch.
I just see a colorful weave.
Now, this is women in power, man.
This right here is women in power.
Shake that ass, bitch.
See, while they dropped that shit last week, that TikTok-y shit, and was like, you get that ass. He was pandering to the little ass girls, and he was was like you get that ass
he was pandering to the little ass girls
and he was like you get it from your mama and your papa
I pressed pause I stopped immediately
stop it nigga
fam who got it from their dad
fam some of us
are still listening to the lyrics
hey if you got that ass
from dad,
bitch, Uber pool your ass out of here.
However, if you got ass that match this,
this ain't for you, little booty.
Hey, we're not doing that.
Yes, we are.
No, we're not.
Shit.
Little booties matter.
And now when this come on,
little booties can get it going. No, you just talked over.
Listen, you heard what she said.
Why your face so ugly?
Yo, this is a smash.
This is a smash.
Don't do that.
You heard what she said?
I did.
Why your face so ugly?
Every time that part come on,
my face was ugly already.
All right, I'm playing this.
Yo, God is good.
Give him all the glory.
Thanks for coming.
Have a good day.
Why you face up?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Yo.
Of course I went to fucking Patterson.
I almost died.
Nigga, the fuck is you talking about nigga, the fuck is you talking about?
What the fuck is you talking about?
Hold up, yo, homegirl, a hoe, shake your ass like her
What's up, child, your baby daddy broke, I got cash right here
Hold up, nigga, I got cash right here
Hey, why you gotta go all the way over there when the cash right here?
Hey, why you got to go all the way over there when the cats write her?
Yo, stop letting broke niggas nutting you.
If she don't twerk with her mouth open, I can't pluck a shoe.
Yo.
Prophecy.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, the fucked up part.
Fam.
They had the baby go, eh, in the background.
Because that's what's coming?
No, he said, yo, stop letting broke niggas cumming you.
And the baby said, eh.
Open, I can't block with you.
Pop it, I got cake.
Hey.
Nah, we can't date.
All right, y'all.
I want to thank y'all for listening today.
I told my driver I wasn't going out tonight, but I don't know.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
Hey, bitch.
Look good. Until the next time. Ay, bitch. Bitch.
Till the next time, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until then.
I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Hasta la vista.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
All that good stuff.
Ay.
Pull up, bitch.
Pull up, bitch.
Pull up, bitch.
Pull up, bitch.
And also, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want you to teach them things And the closed minded women want you to travel places with them
Grab a ibuprofen, enjoy your headache
2 Chainz, take us home
It rain like what he thinkin' bout
I just text a rich bitch and ask when she gon' take me out
I'ma give my young nigga a Draco for allowance
I'ma stack my front end, the back end I'ma gun.
Move that booty up and grab your ankles for some balance.
She got a star tatted in the middle like she from Dallas.
Shout out to all the girls with a star tattooed on them somewhere.
And boy, the Giants better not win that game this weekend.
Oh, shit.
The fighters tonight.
Wilder.
Fury.
Fury is said to have put on a lot of pounds.
Who do y'all have?
I hope Wilder knock him out.
Quickly.
But who do you have?
Got it.
Fury.
Parks.
Me too.
Fury.
Who you got?
I don't know.
Got it.
Fury.
Fury.
Fury.
Got it Fury, Fury, Fury, got it Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Hold up, bitch
Wait, hold up, wait, wait
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no