The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 497 | "You Said What?"
Episode Date: December 25, 2021Joe displays another masterful breakdown of JAY-Z's recent stance on Verzuz, starting with his assumption that JAY-Z addresses Future (10:55), Lil Wayne being the primary contender (19:45), and other ...artists that could potentially stand across from Hov in a Verzuz (39:50). Next, Joe discusses Fetty Wap's decision to remove Drake from his album (56:05), the lack of Christmas spirit (1:15:25), the top rappers of 2021 list (1:27:00); and MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Episode 497 Sleeper Picks Joe | Brenda Russell - “Piano In The Dark” Ice | Chris Brown - “This Christmas” Parks | Nas - “Shoot ‘Em Up” Ish | Dounia - “GLOOM”
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I would never say that.
Like, put some spec on my name before you even try to play me with, oh, 42 Doug.
Yeah, that's my man.
He don't deserve to be in that conversation, and we all know that.
So, throw some spec on my name.
That was a joke, Ice.
That was a joke.
I took that a little.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because then everybody jumped up and said, Ice, Ice, Ice.
So, now Ice got his gun out.
Ice, you joke with every nigga here.
Fuck out nigga here. Fuck outta here.
I wanna hear, so I can address.
So I can address.
Not that one.
Give us another one.
I wanna hear.
What?
He said, let's set this Atlanta nigga straight.
About what?
Turn it up.
Yo.
What does the Atlanta niggas gotta do with Wayne and Hoops?
Touch that oh no track.
That's why. So I said, set the Atlanta niggas got to do with Wayne and Hoops? That's why.
So I said, set the Atlanta niggas straight about what?
Okay, so why are we addressing the Atlanta niggas there?
Yo, why are y'all potting right now?
Please.
I'm recording.
Oh.
Oh, well, shit.
No, I'm not playing with y'all.
All right. Now we have to alert the audience. No, I'm not playing with y'all.
All right.
Now we have to alert the audience.
Ice, let the audience know, man.
I see you got,
your gun got the switch on it?
Oh, shit.
That's when a nigga ain't comfortable yet He ain't Yo take your coat off
You gonna be here for a while
It's a pod yo
My bad
It's a pod
I just sat down man
I'm sorry
You know
Wow yo
I just came in and sat down
That's my bad
Yo sometimes I read
Yeah I told
What I said at the house
I'm ready to work
I said join us
Nah he said he was ready
To get to it
I was ready to work
Sometimes I read
The room wrong
Throw me in right I ain't even know He was playing. Sometimes I read the room wrong. Throw me in, bro.
I ain't even know it was them vibes today.
I didn't either until...
I wasn't here gassed up.
I wasn't downstairs.
You didn't spill the smoke?
Yeah, you wasn't downstairs.
I was upstairs.
I was shouting.
I had some music playing, catching a vibe.
Candles lit.
Sure.
I had some things going on, and everybody was here on time today.
So it was like... I don't know what they did. I time today so it's like I don't know what they did
I was running a little behind
I don't know what they
talked about
down there
but
tempers are
tempers are riled up
the way
that we typically joke
with
I
Corey can you
your A.B.'s ass
stop disrupting
this podcast
you fresh out of hospice
you fresh out of hospice.
You fresh out of sickbed.
Want to come start fucking on Boomba.
We've been to Phoenix Suns while you've been missing.
We've been hot as fish grease, right?
Nigga ate some spaghetti, went down.
Now want to come be without him.
Yo, let us do this, dog.
Now, tempers are riled up.
They are.
Overdo it.
We cannot joke with ice the way we normally joke with Ice.
That's important to let the audience know.
Ice got his hand on the holster today.
But why?
I wasn't around.
What happened?
I walked in late on the conversation, too.
We didn't even get into a debate downstairs.
We didn't get into a debate.
I'm asking somebody that wasn't there why you got this extra spice. I didn't get into a debate. I'm asking if somebody that wasn't there, why you got this extra spice?
I didn't like how it was.
Yeah, because the ice is ready.
Ice got something to say.
No, I'm presenting a decent argument, but don't start gearing up ice.
So we are going to argue today.
Oh, we're going to argue.
I love it.
I did not know that we were going to argue today. We're definitely going to argue.
I thought we was going to come in here and be the Hovengers.
We are the Hovengers. Are we? Yes. I'm going to try today. We're definitely going to argue. I thought we was going to come in here and be the Hovengers. We are the Hovengers.
Are we?
Yes.
I'm going to try to play devil's advocate, but I mean, you can't really.
Ice can.
Yes, you can.
Ice cut.
Yes, you can.
Throw it to him.
No, you can't.
You 100% can.
I don't know.
Go ahead.
Touch that oh no track.
Properly? We got to touch that right, Paul. I'm gonna leave this now you don't want the oh no joy
Merry Christmas Yeah, yeah, let that go. Turn it up a little bit, bro. I killed the ride over here with the on the hops. I did. I gotta pat myself on the back.
What you was playing?
My New York bias is present today, I'm sorry.
Looking to the eyes of a grown man. Been that since 13.
Spoiled your plans and her dreams.
Before I knew the court game, I worked schemes.
I ain't trying to play that broke game. I thirst cream.
If you know, you know. Don't worry about it.
Man, you lactose tolerant tolerant You can't touch the cheese
Since a buck I was wild with that pumpkin trees
Never stuck a shot in
The D's mentality of a young nigga
Let it straight, don't ask me
I was bred this way
Call your parents, tell them you love them
Hug your loved ones, hug your girl, your dude
You from Star Wars, you so vicious
We on one today, happy holidays out there
Hold hands, let me walk you through it I speak Hold hands, let me walk you through it
I speak the truth, let me talk you through it
Prick, yeah, back on the mission
Out the kitchen, back at it
Playing with Black Mavs, one Mac 11
One, one seven, a line up
Four love chairs with one reverend
Three basses, tears with one widow
Fifty cars back to back, we're sticking windows
I'm a point flat from Max.
I'm going to play your music, please.
Like, for real.
For real, Joe.
Let's just have a good pie.
I'm not trying to do this.
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.
Play music.
Ice, all I'm doing is yelling Ice and Ice, Ice, Ice, Ice, Ice.
You better calm down before Ice turn up too. Oh, man. You got 50,000. You better calm down before ice comes. Turn up two.
Oh, man.
You got 50,000 songs over there?
You leave me alone.
I'm just going to get you. Do not bark up that tree.
That tree will fall on you, nigga.
Oh, man.
Yo.
Internet.
Y'all wasn't here.
Y'all didn't exist
all you little niggas on your phone you streaming service you did
playlist it wasn't around man
you niggas that's saying y'all the nicest Cause y'all get the most
Late night show performance appearances
You had to go to the radio station
And you couldn't take your phone
No you had to wrap
And you couldn't take your phone
You couldn't even get
You had to ride it
To certain DJs
Merry Christmas to that one
Yeah you gotta wrap around
Kill us
Man you nurses gotta cut your back
This nigga's fresh off the streets of Philly Shooting with police That one, yeah you gotta wrap around killers Man you nurses gotta cut your back
This nigga's fresh off the streets of Philly shooting with police
Now he's got a record deal at the station
He's got some things to say
Oh my god he's got a life full of crime to fucking tell you about
Disabled niggas get staples and shit pouches
Ice, ice, all I do is cut down trees Ice, I got a house you talking about
On the low dough, pray I'm a blocker now
I'm a whole bunch of small blocks and towns
That take everything, block it down
Fuck the haters, cops in pocket now
All the neighbors in pocket now
Listen, when it come to coke, you can't outwit me
I'm on cheap, I'ma take over the city
You feel like John Strachan, nigga, ask all y'all fiendswit me. I'm on cheap. We going up. Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check.
Nigga, ask all y'all fiends.
They call me Chef Boyardee.
Beanie Crocker.
Cook coke.
Right around the flower, sipping it up.
Coke spots running by the hour, shipping it up.
Graveyard shift.
Move backs and tuff.
Brave heart kids.
Use gas to rumble.
Banana niggas going in.
See these conky trumbles.
Banana clips will make them moan.
I'm so far ahead of my time. I'm about to start another life. Look behind you. Banana niggas going 80s in these conkey trombos, banana clips will make them mochi
I'm so far ahead of my time, I'm about to start another life
Look behind you, I'm about to pass you twice
Back to the future, gotta slow up for the present, I'm fast
Niggas can't get past my past
How you propose to deal with the perfect present?
Wanna unwrap the gift and the curse in one session
Ain't no living person can test them
Only two resting in heaven can be mentioned In the same breath as them
Seven straight summers, critics might not admit it
But nobody in rap did it quite like I did it
If you did it, I done it before
You get it, I had it, I got mad at it
I don't want it no more
And that comes from everything
From flipping that roll, flipping hoes, flipping vocal cords
Don't get it twisted, get it right
Did it different, did it better, did it nice
Did the impossible, then I did it twice
Young Was to get it right, did it different, did it better, did it nice, did the impossible, then I did it twice Young
About bros, about niggas and bitches
Give me that beat, fool, it's a full-time jack move
Don't worry, Skado, I'll get it back, you know
Just having a little fun
What's up, my nigga?
S. Doc Collection
Black guy, I'm coming soon
Just gonna rent a little bit.
Have a little fun with it.
D-Joy.
Yes.
Yes.
Ain't nobody dumping on hoes.
You ain't in sanitation or sanitarium.
One of you KCJs, you'll bury them.
I'll get you drug out the club, they have to carry them.
Your head bug out, I'll raid, niggas scary.
Worry, I'm not the Mike Jordan or the Mike McCord
It's Hobey baby, you Kobe maybe, Tracy McGrady
Matter of fact you a Harold Minor, J.R.Rotter
Washed up on marijuana, even worse you a Purvis Ellis
You worthless fella, you ain't no athlete, you Sean Bradley
Yo it's the holiday but we getting right to it today man, fuck it
Homicide when I'm kicking up dust
Anybody in my path is a car crash waiting to happen.
Nigga, what?
I got my foot on the toes on the pulse of this rap game.
And I ain't letting up.
Yeah.
Who's the nicest?
Life or lifeless?
On these mic devices.
And I don't write this.
I be crushing the building.
Eyes on socks.
All right.
I hope everybody is enjoying their holiday.
Kiss your children, your parents.
Call the people you need to call if you can.
Rest in peace to the people that were unable to make it to this day.
Hold your head if you're going through it out there.
Dr. J, so I got the 76th floor to join.
So I like 76 floors you can call.
Uh-oh.
What episode is this?
97?
Welcome to episode 497 of the Joe Budden Podcast Inspired by boss, got my chariot so fired
Body took shots, hit my body up, I'm tired
Fill me up, break me down, fill me up again
Ain't like ho, we need you back, so we can kill your ass again
Ho got flowed though, he's no big in pop
But he's close, I'm posing when they got me fighting back in our groove though let's go on an
audio adventure make on good night you win that's only half if they'd like you
bang even the half what they might do don't believe me
I see Martin see Malcolm see Biggie, see Pac, see success in his outcome.
See Jesus, see Judas.
See Caesar, see Brutus.
See success is like suicide.
Stop it.
Stop this right here for a minute.
Welcome to episode 496 of the Joe Bud, blah, blah, blah.
497 of the Joe Budden Podcast, blah, blah, blah.
Smee's, Parks, Ish, Ice, Corey, Youngboy's back there.
Timestamp Killer's back there.
Hopefully, everybody's doing well.
Mental health is good.
Y'all good.
We made it here today.
God bless.
God bless.
God bless.
God bless.
All that.
Now.
That's Hov.
This is what happened.
We know what happened. We'll go over what happened. We know what happened.
We'll go over what happened.
But the arrogance of MCs
is where I begin.
Your confidence level,
what you think of yourself, right?
Because I always say,
as a rapper,
you got to think you're the best.
You have to.
That's rule number one.
If you don't, then I'm not talking to y'all.
I'm talking to the people that know
you have to say you're the best.
You have to think it even if it's not true.
Right?
No one looks a coy MC.
Mike is arrogant.
Tyson was arrogant.
The greats are arrogant.
Kobe was arrogant.
Like, when you can back up the arrogance,
it's attractive.
It is.
They asked Hov on Twitter talk.
Spaces, whatever that is.
Spaces, yeah.
They say,
yo dog,
what you think you can do about a versus versus versus is shout out to Rob.
I didn't know who hosted shout out to Rob Markman.
They asked him that.
And versus is you versus someone else.
He laughed.
He was about to say,
yo,
that would be disrespectful to me. That's what he was about to say, yo, that would be disrespectful to me.
That's what he was about to say.
And he stopped himself because he was in a public setting and then said the PC version.
Yo, respectfully, I don't think anyone could stand on that stage with you.
I don't even know if he said I don't think.
I think he just said.
He said nobody.
Nobody.
He said there's not a chance.
Nobody.
Not a chance to help. That's what he said. But he started with respectfully
and then went on
with the disrespect
which is what caught
all the headlines.
But the part I was stuck on
was the thing he didn't say
which was
yo I would be
disrespecting myself.
So stop.
Think about the mind
that thinks
they playing they self before they ever think about you.
He said that. And the boy, you hear y'all call y'all. Y'all did it. Y'all did it.
You know who y'all are. Dwayne guys, all the rest of you.
Future popped up. Future popped up and said that little retweet.
Yo, in the streets, niggas think I'm bigger than Hov.
I'm not in the streets.
I can't refute him.
I'm not in Atlanta streets.
I can't refute him.
Right?
But I know Hov.
And I know he read it.
Oh, no, he said that.
And then that happened.
I had to reverse. Then Hov went on to that and then that happened. I had it reversed.
Then Hov went on to talk about
the Grammy family.
Future did it first.
Future did that first.
And then they asked him about that.
Okay.
That's what happened.
And he mentioned,
yo, I never did Grammy family live.
Mm-hmm.
Like, you know what that would be like?
Like, who could stand in front of that?
And then I recognized my New York bias. Correct. Like, you know what that would be like? Like, who could stand in front of that?
And then I recognized my New York bias.
Correct.
Because I agreed with him.
As you should.
Yo, for a nigga to stand in front of that?
But then I thought a little more.
And I said, no, that's bias.
I know a few joints that could beat that and I know Hov do too.
So that's odd.
Why did he say that?
Because that's how far down he went in the discography.
No, I think that's how he removed.
You ready for Psycho Brain?
I'll hear it.
Suicide, this is suicide.
If you succeed, prepare to be crucified. Media medals, they can sue you, you settle. brain No Turn up for me
Everybody won't be king the shots ring you lame balcony with holes in your dream
Next out get distracted by screams
Everybody get channel my chain everybody look at your screen say you change
Don't like you work that hard to stay the same
um game stayed the same the name changes so it's best for those we're not over being famous most
kings get driven so insane i could try to hit the same vein that kurt cobain did no dangerous
so james was divided to the inter sanctum of your chambers low changers the enemy approaches
raise your truck bridge and drown him i think he said this on purpose is what i'm saying Yo chambers, low chain them, it's the end of me, the protest Raise your throat, bridge it, drown it in the moment
I think he said this on purpose, is what I'm saying
Oh, he did?
I think he named this freestyle on purpose
Here we go
They want the old ho, but the new improved ho
Hit like Alvin Pujols
Hey, everybody wanna hear me talk that money like Phil Rizzuto
But my mind is on Pluto
Yeah Pluto Yeah
Hey buddy
Wanna hear me talk
That money like
The Rizzuto
But my mind
Is on Pluto
I think he's that meticulous
I do
I think that is
A direct response
I think he said
This freestyle
To apply this part
To that bullshit That Future reposted.
I do.
Okay.
And when I continue to listen, it sounds like it.
You wouldn't name this in a versus.
You just wouldn't.
You wouldn't play this.
But even if he felt like being artistic, to name it at the time that he named it, right after that, he can't trick me.
Find some loopholes in the IRS.
That's where I used to have a few hoes.
I am just.
Wait.
You don't hear the rest of this?
It wasn't future that was going back and forth for him about that money phone shit?
It was all of the young niggas.
Well, who let it, though?
Am I off? No, you're not off're not off concentrating on making a new hope you have to get into it listen let's get let's fight let's fight let's
get right to a fight hope can lose a versus who will get right to the fight anybody can lose a versus depending on records. Hove can lose a versus because, one, when you start where it's at
and when you start playing these records, yo, a Wayne can get him out of here.
A Kanye, the right records can get him out of here.
I'm sorry.
Hove is the GOAT.
Y'all know where I stand on that.
I don't know.
Hove is the GOAT. Y'all know where I stand on that. I don't know. Hove is the GOAT.
Okay.
There's Hove, and then my top 50 list is Hove,
and then hit shuffle because it don't matter for the next 49.
I don't care.
Okay.
But we're talking about a versus.
It's a little different.
It's just like when you got a producer battle
and somebody goes up against Swiss Beats.
He might not be the best producer,
but on that stage, in that arena, he's going to beat you.
He got the records that can do it there.
Hov can lose a versus.
It's all I was saying.
Are you giving your real opinion or are you being politically correct?
I'm not being politically correct.
I'm telling you. I'm telling you Hov can lose a versus.
I'm scared to give my real opinion on this.
These niggas, they think they hate me now.
I'm just telling you straight up. Hov can lose a versus. I'm scared to give my real opinion on this, man. These niggas, they think they hate me now. I'm just telling you straight up, Hove can lose a versus.
I don't even think I'll entertain a name
outside of Kanye in this conversation.
Drake, maybe. It's only two people. Drake. Drake and
Ye. That are breathing.
Those are
only two people, and I still don't think they get it done.
My problem with it is
it can't be 20 records.
That's just my... Too many records for it't be 20 records that's just my
too many records
for it to be 20 records
yeah
cause then
if he
where
what's your theme
what are you trying to do
if you're trying to do
some timeline shit
I started here
and went through this
you're gonna miss
a lot of the records
and somebody else
can beat you
it can happen bro
I'm telling you
it can happen
you got such very fucking majorly bro it can shit for i'm telling you it could happen you know you got such a very fucking
majorly bro it can shit for the way they talking debatable is a loss
what you mean because if it's all the way y'all are saying the way y'all are saying it can't
nobody stand on this stage then nobody shouldn't be close with anybody so a debatable is a loss
you're supposed to clean up whoever they put in front of you the way everybody was talking i disagree with that but that just speaks to how great he is
it's like floyd like floyd be beating motherfucker so badly that if somebody just gets in there and
shows up they'd be like yo yo yo no nigga he lost he just didn't lose as drastically as everybody
else nobody in rap today can beat jay-z in the verses i don't give a fuck who you go get
wayne is great i can see wayne is wayne and the same way y'all saying that uh that wayne shit i
mean jay-z shit not gonna hit down south some of that wayne shit ain't gonna hit up north
fuck is you talking about nigga wayne was running through the south wayne was running through the
south that shit wasn't hitting up here like that.
Nigga, pre-Lollipop, Wayne wasn't on Hot 97 like that.
I'm not talking Lollipop.
No, I said pre-Lollipop.
Wayne wasn't Wayne up South.
I don't care about New York.
I'm not just talking New York.
No, I said North.
That's what I'm talking about, period.
I'm talking about the United States.
This morning in the kitchen, you said, yo, Jay-Z wasn't Jay-Z in the South like Wayne.
True.
But nigga, let's be the fuck clear.
Up North, Jay-Z's God.
Yes.
Wayne name don't get mentioned with God up North.
And y'all are talking about geography.
Yeah, that matters.
That matters.
It matters.
I'm not.
We are ready to fight today.
When did I say it didn't?
I'm not here to fight.
I'm not raising my voice.
I'm trying not to. I want to have a healthy debate.
True.
Y'all are talking about geography.
Yes, it matters.
Don't attack me.
What I'm saying is
the rappers that we talking about
say him
he's God
future
Kanye
Drake
Cole
Kendrick said it too
he is the one
he's Bruce Leroy
so I'm not talking about
hey if we do it in Atlanta
yo if we do it in Miami if we do it in New Orleans if we do it in New Orleans, if we do it in New York.
Correct.
That's cool.
That plays a part.
All right, unless you want to Mr. Miyagi Daniels-son me here,
I think it matters that y'all all unanimously say, I'm that nigga.
That's not a versus, though.
A verse is only 20 records.
That's what I'm saying.
I say every verse is that the nigga that gets sunned loses.
Yeah, you say that.
I'm consistent in my versus rules.
You're not sunning Hov.
No.
None of you.
No.
Even if you came in before him.
He's not sunning.
You can't sun him.
You can't sun him.
Take it off the thingamajiggy.
Future can son everybody.
He's right.
He might be hove of the South.
He might go through 40 and smoke any of them niggas.
He can't do that to Jay-Z.
I didn't say he could smoke them.
I'm just saying.
No, he can't stand.
Let me tell you who we talking about before you get started. Let me tell you who we talking about. And y'all gonna call me a dick rider. No, he can't stand. Let me tell you who we're talking about before you get started.
Let me tell you who we're talking about.
And y'all going to call me a dick rider.
No, we're not.
But I'm just telling y'all who Jay-Z is.
Jay-Z was mad that we kept saying Biggie's better.
He didn't like it.
And Pac, he didn't like none of that.
I was getting to that one next.
And Pac.
He didn't like none of that.
I was getting to that one next.
Yo, these brothers was gone.
And low key,
Hov was trying to figure out how to beat the Ghosts.
He kept saying that for a long time.
How am I supposed to win?
Y'all got me fighting Ghosts.
It's only really one person.
Only two rested in heaven
can be mentioned in the same breath.
It's really only one person.
He kept saying that.
Like, yo, it's only really one person.
But he has sprinkled that around so much.
Yeah, he said it different.
Even on his freestyle, you get into it somewhere.
He just said it.
But so back to him feeling like it would be a disrespect to himself.
Back to this is the nigga that's mad that the greatest dead people are compared to him.
What the fuck do you
think he thinks about Future's
proposal?
Or Wayne's proposal?
Or Drake's
proposal?
You talking about somebody
that had to figure it out around
these great niggas and still be great?
That does not have anything to do
with Aversus playing 20 songs
in a venue.
Wayne would get his boot smoked.
Smoked.
Absolutely.
If Wayne picks his record,
I don't care.
If Wayne picks his record,
I agree.
Put it on.
I'm telling you,
if Wayne picked his record,
he's 1,000% getting his boot smoked.
Yes, because he picks horrible records.
His favorite songs are usually his worst records.
Y'all want to lower my voice?
If you picked his 20, his boots is cooked.
Smoked.
I don't know that.
No, let me tell you why.
And this is just my opinion.
You are way more musically involved than I.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
The 20 Wayne songs you pick,
everybody not going to know.
I'm not.
Unless they musically invested like you.
That's not true.
No, you could pick Wayne got 20
that the world would know.
Yeah, but that's where the problem,
that's where it comes.
Wayne got 40 that the world would know.
That's what I'm saying.
We're not talking about this guy.
I don't know if he got 40
that the world's going to know.
He got 40 that the world knows.
He does.
Jay-Z got songs my mother knows.
My mother's 70
years well that may be a different demo but that don't change what we're saying they don't change
what we're saying wayne has 40 recognizable records indeed and your mom might not click on
uh triller or instagram to watch no i'm not disagreeing with you what i'm saying is
universally look this is definitely not disrespect to Wayne. Because I don't want to
come off like that. Yeah, no, no, no.
No, be the fuck clear. This is
not disrespect to Lil Wayne.
I don't have to disrespect Lil Wayne.
I don't want to highlight Wayne. I think anybody will get
smoked. Barr,
Kanye, and we can
talk about Drake too. That's a matter
of opinion. That's true. But I think,
I don't think you can talk about that either.
No, I think Drake could make it an interesting fight.
I think the three of them can.
Together?
The three of them.
If they teamed up?
No.
No, they'll compete.
They'll compete.
It's going to come.
See, my problem is it's going to come down to what?
You're narrowing all of this greatness down to just pick out a 20?
We've seen mistakes made that way.
So, Ice, let me ask you this.
Ice, this argument is assuming that both people picked their best record.
No, I'm going to say, Ice, if you had to pick.
Well, for argument's sake.
No, for argument's sake, you had to pick.
You know both of their discogs.
If you pick Jay-Z's top 20 and you pick Wayne's top 20, who wins?
To me?
Yes. Ho's going to win. pick Wayne's top 20, who wins? To me? Yes.
Ho's going to win.
Okay.
So what are we fighting?
Because there's a lot of fucking fans out there who them records are not going to hit the same width.
And them same 20 are going to say these Wayne records are smoking those.
But that's a 50-50.
I'm telling you that that's why niggas will say Wayne can beat home.
Can I ask you a
You were telling
me it's impossible.
Can I ask you a
difficult question?
What's up?
If a Millie
comes on versus
public service
announcement,
what wins?
PSA.
And if you're
judging that way,
Wayne gets his
boot smoked.
Yeah.
Fam, you know there's people that will say.
Because I agree with you.
But you know there's a lot of people that will say, a milli?
Yeah, I'm not talking about that.
I don't even like a milli versus PSA.
But what I'm saying, Joe.
But a milli, it should be a guaranteed point against anybody in the world.
Except for somebody that has that substance
that bottom to it
that quality of feel
that memory jog
that oh
I pulled the car over
for this one
it's a different oomph
it's cooked different
it's all
so
lollipop could come on
y'all know that was my shit
if you seen me in the club
lollipop was different
if you seen me
and when the Ye Remix
came out
that's the one that sold me
oh this nigga can do no wrong.
I got it as a point against them or anything,
but if that comes on versus Guess Who's Bazzac,
I'm just arguing my point of that oomph in the bottom
in some of these records versus these huge records.
The longevity, too, a little bit.
Jay-Z shit's a little bit more timeless than Wayne's is.
No disrespect to Wayne,
again, of course.
No, his music has aged
gracefully.
A lot better
than a lot of other people's.
Yeah.
Now, remember,
keep in mind,
y'all are saying that
from here
as Hovengers,
who,
where we hold hold at,
and I'm agreeing with you in that.
There's a lot of motherfuckers that I know personally
that feel the exact same way about weighing shit.
When you start talking Carter III, Carter II.
That Carter III.
Fam.
Two and three is crazy.
You start talking that, the same way we talk about
whole records that age this, that, and the other.
The problem is you just stopped.
You stopped.
That's the problem.
I just gave two quick examples.
No, no, no.
Give a third and a fourth. Give a fourth. The dedication and the no ceiling state freestyle. You stopped. That's the problem. I just gave two quick examples. No, no, no. Give a third and a fourth.
Give a fourth.
The dedication
and the no ceiling
freestyle.
Stop it.
Stop.
That's not going to hold up.
Stop it.
I'm not doing this with you.
And this is my point.
That's it.
I'm not saying he's playing this.
I'm going to have this talk
with the savvy music people.
I'm not saying these.
I'm just giving you
that people,
there's a lot of motherfuckers
out there that when they hear
these records,
they're going to take the win.
I'm not talking to them. but they are in this shit too all right we can't
only talk to our people no i'm talking to just savvy music people you don't have to have a horse
you could be a savvy music person and be younger and the way shit is going to hit you harder and
you're still going to ride harder on the way shit joe i'll take that i'll take i'll talk to those
people i won't talk to the people that were only alive for this
or this was the impact for one of them,
the more popular one, so this is what I'm rolling with.
When I say savvy, I mean the one that's just going to be
objective on the side of music and not the person.
You're not finding that in the verses damn near any time.
I think Wayne Hove looks a lot like Dipset Locks
when it comes to being on stage.
Now, when you start adding the extra shit into it. No, no extra shit. No, I'm adding extra shit. Wayne Hov looks a lot like Dipset Locks When it comes to being on stage Yeah Now
When you start adding the extra shit
Into it
No
No extra shit
No I'm adding the extra shit
I'm talking about
Like how
Dipset came out looking
And
The cohesion was
Wayne's gonna come out there
On some other shit
What we did
With the Dipset Locks
Uh huh
Is
We really forgot
That the locks
Was really them niggas Who is we? All of us I picked the locks was really them niggas.
Who is we?
All of us.
I picked the locks.
That's not true.
I forgot.
I was on the phone with drama
saying you're wrong.
I remember.
No, what I'm saying is
I forgot.
Nobody in their right brain
thought that the locks
was going to get up there
and do what they did
versus Dipset.
Nobody can tell me that they forecasted that.
Nobody.
Now, but again, to that degree, no.
But I did have the Lox smoking.
But remember, a lot of that shit came from performance.
Like, not just the record.
No, it came from performance.
But we forgot who them niggas was.
They reminded us not just with the music.
Please don't put me in y'all's nasty room.
They reminded us with everything. That's an disgusting group. don't put me in y'all's nasty room. They reminded us with everything.
That's an disgusting group.
Don't put me in y'all's.
Because that's why I want to make my opinion separate from niggas who may have forgot that the locks was them.
See, and that's why I don't talk to those people.
No, no, no.
Listen.
The locks didn't perform great.
What?
See, that's where we disagree.
Please let me finish.
Please let me finish.
No.
The locks didn't perform great.
Them niggas sat up there and did what the locks do.
Rapped.
The locks performed great.
The niggas stood at the edge of the stage.
That might be parked for the course of that,
but that's a hard call for anybody else to get.
That's my point.
They came up looking like New York.
Breath control.
Knew all my words.
Performed.
That's performance.
It hits.
I know.
I want to also point out, right? I'm glad y'all brought the locks up,
because that's another reason I have Jay mopping everybody.
The moment of the year in hip-hop moments was Jadakiss center stage
talking to the crowd, doing a freestyle over a legendary beat.
Most of the audience
didn't know it.
He was able to win
over the youth.
He won over the critics
and the old heads
already knew
and he reminded the people
that forgot.
You cannot give somebody
like Hov that chance.
He does it every concert
with a verse you never heard.
And I'm going to cut the music off
and I'm going to say
the words acapella.
Listen to me now. You can't give a wordsmith like that. And I'm going to cut the music off. And I'm going to say. Music off.
Listen to me now.
You can't give a wordsmith like that.
That's true.
You can't do that.
It's death. And put a little battery in his back with a competition.
You can't do that.
See, that's what once you factor everything in.
Yeah.
It's going to be a long day for you.
Dog, what that nigga did.
Because Wayne's not going to give you that on stage.
I don't know if y'all have seen.
And this is not a shot to Wayne.
But he's not really the greatest performer anymore. I have seen him a bunch of times. It's not going to give you that on stage. Like, I don't know if y'all have seen, and this is not a shot to Wayne, but he's not really the greatest performer anymore.
I have seen him a bunch of times.
It's not good.
What does he do if Jay-Z pulls out one of them title freestyles?
You got to stand in front of that.
That shit is better than some nigga's whole albums.
Wayne's got a lot of freestyles.
I was about to say, Wayne got some.
But they're not that, I don't think. They're different kinds of freestyles, though was about to say, Wayne got some. But they're not that, I don't think.
They're different kinds of freestyles, though.
Wayne was making records on his songs.
That title, Free, I'd go back and listen to that today.
Jay!
Oh, man.
Hood nigga, putting up Will Smith.
Come on, man.
Yo, it's just, Wayne is Wayne.
Everybody up here loves Wayne.
So we definitely not,
I just want to be clear,
this is not a disrespect at all
to Lil Wayne.
They're still going to take it
as disrespect to Wayne.
Look, me and you argue
Steph Curry and KD.
Nobody's disrespecting KD
or Steph Curry.
It's just different levels of shit.
Jay-Z is just a different level,
my nigga.
And I think that Wayne will say that.
He has said it.
Here's another quick point, right?
I'll toss it right to you. Here's another quick
point. Glad y'all mentioned Jay the Kiss and the
Lox. I mean, the Lox and Diff Set.
Y'all, back to your Swiss point
earlier. The Lox had a lot
of that Swiss in the tuck, didn't they?
Tough to beat.
Right? And you talk about, yeah, he's had a lot of that Swiss in the tuck, didn't they? So does Hope. Tough to beat. Right?
And you talk about Ye, he's got a lot of that shit.
He's got all the dogs.
Yo.
He got the arena records.
He got all the dogs.
But he's got all the guys.
He's got every record.
He's got the Pharrells.
The Prims.
The Tims.
The Tims.
The Swiss. The Swiss. The Ye. The Ye. The No I.D. The Prims. The Tims. The Tims. The Swizz.
The Swizz.
The Ye.
The Ye.
The No I.D.
The Just Blaze.
He's got RZA from Watch the Throne.
Dr. Dre.
Dre.
Like, he's got them.
Anything you name, he can bring to the fight.
You want to talk girls?
He can bring it.
You want to talk gutter?
He can bring it.
You want to talk about girls?
He'll bring Beyonce.
Yo, dog, he got anything.
Any pocket you want to run into,
he's been around for 20-something years,
and he can present it.
Can't beat that.
Like, at a high level, too.
At a high level.
Toss it to ice.
No, no, no.
I mean, again,
records and matchup.
I do think that Grammy family freestyle
is not a point. It's not a point. No. It's not a point. It's not a point. Well family freestyle is not a point
it's not a point
we would have said the same thing about Jadakiss
honestly
depends on how he delivers it
it's a point if he didn't say this
if he just popped up and did it
it's not a point Dwayne
the same way
if he popped up and did that
and did some slick talk in front
of it, I'm from the era where we had to go to the radio station
and just do this.
If that Grammy family freestyle
comes on and something you forgot comes on
right after it, he's getting smoked.
I don't know.
I saw Jadakiss do it against Fab.
I saw Logs do it against Dixon.
I agree with your point.
It depends on how we play
I agree with your point
It depends on how it's played
Yeah
That nigga said just kiss
It all depends
But see that's where
I'm outside
All of that shit
Kissing is good
But it's not
I don't know what y'all talking about
Grammy family
Mind you this a mixtape cut
That's never even been released on the album that's all I can do
The love I'm seeing
Ain't no way
It doesn't mean this
It don't, not to me
Not to me
Since I've lost you, I'm lost too
This is feeling like he at the bottom like a horseshoe
Sorry for the trouble that I put you in your heart through God knows that I'd do anything for a part two Merry Christmas
We are sick fucks
Playing this stuff on Christmas
Grammy family's not beating it
I'm sorry
It does not
I hope I can still come to
All Roc Nation events No it does not. I hope I can still come to all Roc Nation events.
No, it does not.
It would depend on the placement, though.
That's what I've been noticing.
We'll sit there.
Every verse is when we start naming people, we start saying, yo, he got this, this, this, this, and this.
You know what happens?
You play the card right.
You know what happens?
Afterwards, we'll be like, damn, he didn't even play this.
He didn't play that.
Or why he play this early right that's what i keep realizing that when it comes to a versus
especially somebody that got too much music yeah but when the locks showed you
the locks niggas could have kept going up there for another half an hour easy
they had they knew it one thing i looked about enough shit looked about Jay Z. Enough shit. Not just that. That nigga said, you don't got no girl songs.
He said, we don't have no what?
Thank you.
He walked right into that.
Thank you.
We don't want to review that again.
No, I'm just saying.
Jada just preps different.
Go back to the bad battle.
It wasn't a, I got a set list, and this is what I'm doing.
It's time to be real, it's time to be real You are better, you are better, you are better now
I'm just gonna play
See if this Wayne show up right here with these other joints
He's not
Wayne is coming in this way
You're still gonna lose, but it'll be tough in the call
It's gonna be tough in the call
You can't beat one of the GOATs without these
And that's why he's a GOAT, by the way, Wayne
I'm a head with this one, see you fucking with the ball Two toes way with the ball so toys we played a lot of Christmas a lot of music on our
commitment if I don't get it somebody gonna die tonight I know my vibe is tight
and I deserve to throw the kid ain't right then Don't let me die in this zone. Oh, my God. You got to cut that off, man. You got to cut that off.
Drake.
Drake.
Hov Drake.
Ye.
Wayne.
Cole.
Kendrick.
Three Stacks.
Scarface, but he's not active, so I'm not.
I put him.
He's gone.
I'm not.
Outside of that list and then Nicki
don't get crazy
as far as
a woman
what
I'm waiting to hear what this list is
outside of them
like them people
Nas
X
rest in peace X
but alive
active
Snoop Coach
Snoop like, Snoop,
like Dre,
Puff.
Y'all know the ones that's alive.
I don't even want to address them ever.
Like,
I don't even want us to,
what do you say about these people?
Right.
Everybody else,
let's talk about,
but these people,
it's like,
that was my other thing.
That's what I said.
What is the argument right now we're
wasting y'all gonna tell me wayne is is the greatest in the south and i ain't gonna argue
with you if you say it you're gonna tell me future is the greatest in this i ain't gonna
argue with you if you say it the same way i don't expect the argument when i say hove is the best
ever there's room for all of these opinions to exist and we'll never be able to prove it because these niggas are never doing it.
So they're not going to trick me.
I'm not arguing about this or offending a living legend or dissing a goat or saying something somebody might take the wrong way.
Win us all praise.
Just being mentioned alongside them names is,
y'all all up there.
Yeah.
But this is like Kobe looking at Mike saying,
fam, it's the young boys in town.
You know what time it is.
I'm the only one that could look at you.
And that's what the fight really is.
Hov said that shit on whatever that was.
Yo, it's a young dude somewhere out there eating a cereal.
And then everybody wanted to be that young dude.
So even though you looked up to Hov and Hov was that nigga,
now come snatch your fucking food off that plate.
And there's a short list of people who can be acknowledged in that realm.
I don't put Future there.
Do you?
No, not yet.
I don't.
I think he got a little ways to go.
Yes, yeah, he do.
But Wayne Drake.
He gives most people a long, long day.
I think Kendrick has a little way to go. I think Cole has a little way to go. Yes, yeah, he do. But Wayne Drake... He gives most people a long, long day. I think Kendrick has a little way to go.
I think Cole
has a little way to go.
Future gives.
And I don't know
why that's fair.
Oh, Drake just puts
out more shit.
That's why.
No, Drake...
Than Kendrick?
Than Cole?
Yes, he does.
Yeah, yeah.
Both.
So that's why
it's more fair.
Wayne Drake, yay.
That's it?
That's it for me.
It stops right there.
It stops right there. And... Wait, wait. That could go against That's it for me. It stops right there. It stops right there.
And wait, wait.
That could go against Hov.
Or that should be the people that say, hey.
That could go against Hov.
I might could.
The ones that should be able to call him out.
That could say, yo, I got one more.
I'm sorry.
He gets overlooked when we have these conversations.
But Snoop.
I said Snoop earlier for that reason.
I'm sorry.
Snoop against Snoop.
You think so.
Snoop against Snoop. I know. It's only 20 songs. If DMX picked right, Snoop might have said Snoop earlier for that reason. I'm sorry. Snoop will get smoked. You think so. Snoop will get smoked.
It's only 20 songs.
If DMX picked right,
Snoop might have had a hard day.
That's what I keep saying.
If DMX picked right,
Snoop's going to pick right.
Snoop is going to pick right
if he makes his hole wrong.
And it's all,
I only need 20?
If somebody else was picking
DMX's 20 songs,
then Snoop would have had
a different day.
Snoop would have had
a very different day.
He might have won,
but it wouldn't have looked like that. It wouldn't might have won, but it wouldn't have looked like that.
He would have had a very long,
It wouldn't have looked like that.
Tough day.
He wouldn't have been dancing every DMX song.
Yeah.
He would have been sweating a little bit.
Maybe not,
because it's Snoop.
No, it's Snoop.
It's Snoop.
It's Snoop.
But we talking in,
we talking in music terms.
We talking in music terms.
Versus,
yeah,
he would have been cool as a fam,
but pressure.
Celebrating his brother,
because Snoop is that guy,
but he definitely, musically, DMX gives niggas
a hard day. But Snoop is on that list
for me too.
I have nothing.
Snoop has a ridiculous discography.
A lot of people think, oh, just doggy style.
No, no, no.
He has 25 years
of songs.
Round of applause, man.
Round of applause to these amazing gentlemen.
I'm here to spread love.
I'm here to spread joy, happiness.
Just so there's no misunderstanding,
I think we all still are in agreement.
Hov is the GOAT.
I just want to make sure y'all know.
I'm not saying nothing else.
Hov is the GOAT.
Hov is the GOAT.
He is.
Yeah.
But I'm not mad at none of y'all looking at him saying, yo, dude, watch your mouth.
Because I like that, too.
Yeah, you're supposed to.
I like that, too.
You're supposed to.
Especially if you got the 20 that you think, you know.
No, you don't have the 20.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Look, this is the funny thing.
Like, yo, they top 20, right?
He has 50 of your top 20s.
But I only need 20.
I know.
That's what I keep trying to tell.
I don't care if you got a thousand of them.
You got to get 20.
That's it.
And my 20 versus your 20,
you can have a thousand.
Merry Christmas.
Like, we can...
No.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Y'all didn't see all the times
that I ended with love
to get us,
and y'all got right back to the fight.
That was it. I ain't trying to fight. I ended with love to get us and y'all got right back to the fight. That was Ish.
I don't want to fight.
Jesus.
Crazy as hell.
All right, we back.
We back in.
We are.
Merry Christmas.
And while Ish had a real important transgender topic
he wanted us to get to.
Stop your fucking.
We gonna, you just.
I was telling him.
You ain't had no topic?
No, I didn't have a topic.
I was gonna say, you don't. You don't never have a topic? No, I didn't have a topic. I'm playing. I'm playing. I just want to say, you don't.
You don't never have a topic.
No, I just rock with y'all.
There's shit I be concerned with.
Yeah, yeah.
You shouldn't have a topic.
Yeah.
Your brain is way too serious for potting.
It's cool.
All right.
Off mic.
And this is just a quick question.
We don't have to unpack this the way we normally do.
We're going to unpack it.
This is just silly. There's nothing don't have to unpack this the way we normally do. We're going to unpack it. This is just silly.
There's nothing to unpack here.
It's funny.
Ish was saying, what did you say?
Why I got to intro your shit?
I don't want to say this.
Nigga, you big mouth Bobby are disgusting.
I think you niggas are disgusting, personally.
It was a meme.
I think you niggas are insecure.
You think who's insecure?
The niggas that agree with you.
Well, let them get his shit off.
I think his niggas
are possessive and controlling.
Let's hear it.
They still don't know
what he talking about.
Come on, Ish.
There was a meme
that ran across my line.
It was Tom Brady
throwing a helmet.
He follow all the memes.
There's always a Simpson shirt.
Shut up, man.
You want me to intro
this shit or not?
Go ahead, my bad.
This nigga ignorant.
It's a meme saying with Tom Brady throwing his house like throwing a book
and it said yo when the girl sends
you the same pictures that she posted
on the gram
and it had him being mad so Joe's like
yo that's so corny blah blah blah
nigga
why do you love birds
you are the bird watcher you love birds.
You are the bird watcher.
What the fuck is she talking about?
This is some birdy shit
that you're talking about.
No fair.
I just want to be clear.
On Christmas.
That's funny.
No, that's funny.
Ish, do you know
what women have to go through
to take that picture,
that one picture
that they actually like?
Yeah, they got the angle
finally right.
Well, that's one of like
60 she took to get that shot.
Honestly, I'm asking you like seriously.
And she hates the other 59.
Now you're about to sit here and get your panda hats.
Mine is on.
I know.
I see it.
It's got a horse, but it need a bear up there.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not pandering.
I'm here to keep it a beam with you.
Because I just kind of went over this a little bit.
But chicks and all their little stupid devices that used to make them look all doofy that
they just had to have they died remember the little phone pole they was walking around
they was hitting us in the head with that selfie stick they were pulling out of the restaurant
to get a perfect picture you doofus you never been to fucking del frisco they still do it
yeah i'd stop talking to them. I don't see that.
Not the selfie stick, but they definitely pull it.
So that girl came and went, that little girly gadget that tried to uplift women.
Okay.
Then they put that little stupid 90 light bulbs around their phone.
The ring.
In the movie theater everywhere.
Everywhere is dark.
They got a fucking bright.
Looking just doofy. Now I'm doof they're gotta fucking just doofy now
now i'm doofy by association because you doofy have never been nowhere before put that shit away
why are you even taking a picture right now right so i'm i'm rolling but look at all that doofiness
like look at what women go through to get this picture so they ain't about to do it for us they hate us
they really only want to fuck us no if dick was detachable this would be over you you
it would be a lot of they hate men yo they just need dick that's not true and dinner
and dinner women women tell the stupid niggas. Somebody to pay for it. Play a bird drop.
Dick and dinner.
Why do you love birds?
I don't know.
I don't even know.
Yo, women don't only love dick, yo.
I'm talking about the women that hate men.
The women that you date.
I'm asking.
Yo, that's becoming a thing.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo.
I'm not shooting. I promise. That's a direct shot. Yo, yo, yo. Yo. I'm not shooting.
I promise.
That's a direct shot.
It was a question mark.
You have to switch on the gun.
You have to switch on the gun.
It was a question mark.
I was asking.
Is that what you meant?
Oh, it was a rhetorical little.
These dummies started laughing, trying to soup it.
I'm saying, is that what you mean?
All right, I got to remind this person.
All right.
Now.
You diss me over this.
You just a nasty. Play the Chris Brown one All right. Now you did. You diss me over this. You just a nasty.
Play the Chris Brown one, man.
No.
I didn't say it didn't.
I'm not turning off Donnie for Chris Brown.
I fucks with Donnie.
Aunts are listening to this podcast right now.
Grandparents.
People are with some people are with their families, even though Christmas is canceled for me.
Some people are out there chilling.
As you talk about the detachable dick.
Now we worried about the grandparents.
First of all, see that's how I know you're dating white girls.
In the black household, the grannies, they give it up.
They know what time it is.
Yeah, they know. They keep it a bean. The granny keep it give it up. They know what time it is. Yeah, they know.
The granny keep it a bean.
Alright.
I'm just saying I appreciate when they send me a
picture first and then post it. God, I don't
care about that. They just send it to me first like I'm
the review board or some shit. Like I'm a committee.
I'm going to say you look great.
She just sent it to me
to make her feel good good He just changed it
It's him
He always change the goalposts
He talking about
It's him
She sent a picture
That was already posted
On her gram
Oh I can't relate
If you a nigga
That's what the meme is talking about
Oh y'all have to talk about that
If you a dude
And you fucking with a chick
Uh huh
Right
And she start giving you
Some pictures
Uh huh
We've all appreciated that
Girls don't
Girls don't play with me like that
Sorry I don't think I me like that. Sorry.
I don't think I ever got an Instagram.
No.
I'm sorry that that happened to you.
That's the meme.
The meme is, yo, if you sending me pictures, I want some exclusive shit.
I don't want the shit that you send the rest of the world.
I never even thought of that.
How the fuck would that ever happen?
Who play with you like that?
They don't play with you like that.
No, they don't.
That was a meme for you, yo.
Yo, it was a meme.
It was funny.
They don't do that to me.
Oh, man.
Who did that?
If that happened to y'all out there, leave a comment.
Let me know if they playing with y'all like that,
because I'm never talking to y'all.
Leave a comment and talk to yourselves.
There's different levels of what women think they could do to you. H a comment. Talk to yourselves. There's different levels
of what women think
they could do to you.
Hint the validity
of the meme.
Yo, let me keep going, though.
Let me try to relate somehow.
Like, you dudes out there,
girls,
that little bullshit plan
they came up with
where they go on a date,
get the free food,
then their homegirl call,
yo, I'm locked out the house.
Yo, my homegirl
fighting with a boyfriend.
Can you come save me? Whatever that line is. I've done that before. yo, I'm locked out the house. Yo, my homegirl fighting with a boyfriend. Can you come save me?
Whatever that line is.
I've done that.
And the girl get up.
I've done that before.
Yeah, I've had somebody call.
Okay.
The guys with a girl do that and she get up and go, I'm not parting for y'all.
I'm not talking to y'all nor do I want to hear
what you think about me
I'm not debating hip hop
with y'all
can't relate to them
like sometimes
it's important to know
where niggas have been
and what they've experienced
I'm not doing that with y'all
y'all got other shit to do
first
before they sit there
fighting with me
and if you talk to enough girls
there's some of you niggas
going Dutch still
I ain't talking to y'all
I'm gonna write a list
of the niggas
I forgot my card niggas
I heard about them niggas
I heard about them niggas
especially in this day and age
you can just tap
here let me throw
some more hate out there
I'm not mad
at transferring funds
I was a transfer
funds nigga and I still might be.
But don't do it in front of her.
You don't have to do that on your phone
now. You could just transfer
phones, right? I mean funds, right?
She don't know what you're doing. I'm talking
about on your phone. Yeah, I know. I agree. Don't do that in front of her,
man. How would she know what you're doing? Because some niggas
wait for the check to come and then transfer
funds. Oh, shit, man.
You got to do it before that.
Go to the bathroom, baby.
Go to the bathroom right before the check.
Fam, you got to do that before you leave your crib.
So you got IBS.
Let's forget about romance.
On the group outings, the niggas that want to highlight their meal.
I don't be talking.
I only had.
I don't pod for y'all, yo.
Yo, fuck that appetizer and the soda, bro.
Nah, the mathematicians.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't do that.
No, no, no.
Hell no.
The mathematicians.
I'm talking.
I only had one drink.
Yo, I had.
Yo, them niggas be forgetting the tax.
Yo, who ordered gratuity?
Yo, who's gratuity?
They forget all of that
nah that's funny
I hate to do it to
**** man
cause he apologized
but
this just sticks out
in my brain
like you niggas
that bring the wine
over to the house
as like a gift
and then leave with it
take it
oh nah
nah
nah that's sick
tell me what's up with you sick yo what's up with me
what are you doing
you said it
you asked him
but the laugh
makes what I'm saying
bad
and that's our friend
it is bad
no we discussed that
I know
but he didn't know
that that was bad
he didn't know
is what he said
that's bad
so
except for the direst
of circumstances
and you really gotta
pull your man aside
and be like
yo man
I really
like I don't wanna
have to take this
but the wine store
is closed
and I got Shorty
coming over
like
I gotta take this back
no me and Shorty
are leaving together
I don't have nothing
in my crib
it's 2-1 in the morning
I wanna make sure
she keep
yo
Ish what are you doing
yo are you okay you can't say that what are you doing?
Yo, are you okay?
You can't say that, man.
You can't even think it.
You can't say that or think it.
Or execute it.
Hick him the panda beers.
No, you should have put that panda drop in there.
What?
I'm trying to protect you.
Oh, my God.
You niggas is different, bro.
Anyway, go ahead.
We different. Keep moving with your ice. Those niggas is different, bro. Anyway, go ahead. We different.
Keep moving with your... All right.
Niggas from the purge or something.
I was about to say...
I'm not even going to comment.
Go ahead.
I was about to say...
How do you do that?
No, I'm not doing that.
I'm ignoring you.
I'm not even going to take the bait.
Go ahead.
Let me keep going.
Or... And this is the last one. Keep shooting on people. No, this is the last one on the people I'm never you I'm not even gonna take the bait listen let me keep going let me keep going or
and this is the last one
keep shitting on people
no this is the last one
on the people
I'm never potting to
you out with a lady friend
or just a friend
that's a lady
she sees somebody
that she knows
while
before y'all have got
situated in the spot
and now she's standing
there for 30 minutes
and talk to him
while you're standing
there right there
oh nah
that's not happening that happened that happened you're fucking crazy Now she's standing there for 30 minutes and talk to him. Why are you standing there? Oh, no.
That's not happening.
That happens. That happens.
You're fucking crazy.
No, that's not happening.
That happens.
Nah, I've never seen it.
Yo, if y'all start talking to women out here, man, really stupid.
Nah, I've talked to them.
I've never seen that.
You ain't never seen it?
That's insulting.
Nah, she might as well say, yo, this is bro.
Even if you bro, nigga, we came to eat. She might as well introduce you to the dude. say Yo this is bro Even if you bro Nigga we came to eat
She might as well introduce you
To the dude
Yo this is bro
I don't care if you introduce me
To the dude or not
I'm not
What are you talking
I don't care
I'm saying if you just
You standing over there
Talking to this nigga
For a half an hour
And you was here with me
You already
Disrespected me
You might as well
You a dub already
Yeah that's what I'm saying
What you gonna leave?
I might.
Here's one for you guys.
Where do y'all fall on head with braces?
What?
I hate when you act like fucking.
I've never had head with braces.
In your life? I don't think I have either.
I've never had head with braces.
It's the same. Shut braces. It's the same.
Shut up.
It's the same, nigga.
You feel the front of a girl's teeth when you getting head?
Hold up.
He loves head, yo.
Yo, you on a head, nigga in charge.
Yo, I don't like head enough to bring braces bay over.
I'm still sketchy about the Invisalign, bitches.
I haven't fully accepted that.
What are you?
Fam, the girls have braces in the front of their teeth.
They're not giving you head with the front of their mouth.
Shut up, yo.
Are they going to talk on the way to the house?
You said head with braces. So the fact that you see the braces is of they mouth? Shut up, yo. Are they going to talk on the way to the house? You said head with braces.
So the fact that you see the braces is there is what fucked you up?
Is what you say?
Fam, you're not putting no braces on my dick, though.
I'm 41 years old.
Why you didn't do that when you were small?
Fam, the brace don't touch your dick, man.
But why you didn't do that during childhood?
You waited too long, fam.
So you're probably lost.
Yo, these all fucked up.
I'm so lost.
What do you mean you're lost?
If you ask me what I'm doing tomorrow,
and I tell you, yo, I'm going to get circumcised,
you're going to look at me like a weirdo, right?
Right?
You're going to think I'm strange?
You're just going to think I'm doing crazy stuff.
All right, I'm not talking to you no more
for the rest of this podcast, bro.
Yo, fam.
You are stupid.
Forget it. Come on on let's move on
listen I was gonna
Merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas
listen I was gonna name this pod
yo
you said what
because Future said what he said
and then Hov said
what he said
and because Fetty said
a lot too
Fetty said
mad shit yo
where was Fetty at
I didn't see Fetty
this was one of the
greatest interviews
I've ever seen
who he sat with
academics
oh okay
I can see how this
might lead to some
some hijinks
okay
I am here to share
nothing but love
support grace joy happiness Some hijinks. Okay. I am here to share nothing but love, support, grace, joy, happiness.
But I got a kick out of this one, man.
What did Freddie say, man?
Do you know what this nigga said?
Jersey.
Yo, he said.
Patterson.
Go ahead, Joe.
Yo, he said so much that I don't even know
where to start
with what he said
so I'll give it a go
he said
oh man
why do you love
birds
oh my god
I just don't know
they're provocative fetty said he had a plan to break his artist monty so the record my way
wasn't supposed to be his record it was a monty record so much so that on soundcloud
the intro is different
and the structure is different on the
original leak of My Way. I follow.
He said, Drake wanted
to get on My Way,
but he didn't want Monty
to be on it.
Now you're starting
to lose me.
Drake didn't want Monty on it?
Drake didn't want Monty to be on my way.
I am the biggest or second biggest artist in the world,
and we're not using, I'm picking this song
because this is a nice tune, and me and you could go.
You already got Trap Queen.
This makes sense in optics world.
Drake is not running around doing verses and hooks for montes are you following me i follow yeah yeah yeah yeah
that's preposterous to even think i have to convey to the audience
just how preposterous the thought is. But Fetty said he was young, new in the game,
and loyal maybe to a fault.
Fetty didn't like that.
Fetty's position.
No, Fetty didn't like that.
Fetty didn't like the fact that Drake didn't want him.
Fetty didn't like that Drake didn't want his man Monty on there.
He said Monty is my brother.
Monty has been with me everywhere.
If you see me, you see him like the two ones in 11.
So I didn't like that.
And in 2015, I'm the hottest rapper in the world.
Everything has to go through me.
If you can't cut the radio on anywhere and not hear me.
So that was my attitude.
So I told him no.
No. He didn't tell him no. No, he didn't tell him no.
This is what he said.
And this is when the hairs on my body began to stand up.
He said, he said to Drake,
hey man, why don't you just leave me on the hook
and you and Monty go?
I repeat.
He said to Drake on the phone, hey, I'll do the hook.
And you and Monty do this song.
I went and took a cold shower
and thought long and hard
about Drake's face
on the other end of the phone.
And then I got in my head
the picture that I thought
was Drake's face.
I'll continue with the story.
Fetty then said
that somehow
the song leaked.
Brother Fetty.
Drake.
He said Drake put it
on the SoundCloud.
Not what he said.
He said somehow.
He can't prove.
He said but
it was
the camp
that put it out.
Sure.
Now, Brother Fetty, New Jersey's finest, I have to tell you, buddy,
when you hung up that phone,
why you didn't know that song was getting leaked with just you and him?
He wasn't asking you.
No, he was trying to do it the right way.
Right, right.
But he was saying he wasn't asking you to let's make this.
Yeah, no.
This is how the song is going.
This is going out.
Like this.
Yeah.
I did you a solid, and you should jump on the solid.
But if you don't want the solid.
Okay.
Watch this.
Why Fetty didn't know
that that was going to happen?
I mean,
he's in a rock and a hard place.
No, he wasn't.
Oh, he's not.
I know.
He was not.
I know you shouldn't be.
The nigga was sitting
between spas.
A rock and a hard place.
He was between
massage appointments.
That's tough, though.
It's your man's record.
I get it.
I get it.
I get what you're saying. It's not tough. I know. I know it's not. I don't get what's tough though. It's your man's record. I get it. I get it. I get what you said.
It's not tough.
I know.
I know it's not.
I don't get what's tough about it.
Where is it tough?
It's tough.
We got to stop.
Let's start.
All right.
His justification was
he wanted to let his man
get a moment.
Okay.
Like I want to break my man
so if I could potentially
break my man on the scene
with the first, second, hottest nigga in hiphop, that would be pivotal for my man.
Okay.
So if that's your angle and that's your goal, now somebody else, the same nigga, the first, second biggest nigga in hip-hop is telling you to take your man off the song, that's a rock and a hard place.
It's against your moral compass and against what is going to pop.
Exactly.
It's putting your business against your morals. is going to pop. Exactly. It's against you.
It's putting your business against your morals.
He's talking about.
It's a rock and a hard place.
If the biggest artists.
I understand what y'all are saying.
And I'm not saying that it wasn't the right thing to do, but it's a rock and a hard place.
It is.
What do you mean?
Are y'all saying that in hindsight or y'all just saying that.
At the moment, it was probably.
In lieu of the conversation
we're both i'm saying both i'm sure at that particular time and fetty was fetty in 2015
so he looks at him he said it even in the interview like yo i was hard-headed he was on
some arrogant shit so he's looking at it in hindsight and seeing where maybe he could have
done some things different sure that's why i'm asking y'all. Y'all agree with that? Even after seeing what happened?
At that time, he was probably like,
this is today in 2021.
How do you feel?
The right decision to just let Drake
do whatever he wants to do with the record, obviously.
It's two different things.
What is morally right and what is business-ly right.
Exactly.
I agree.
Ice.
If my goal
Is to break
Joe's my artist
Right
I got this record
You're the biggest artist
In the world
Yes
I'm trying to break him
I send you the record
You like
Yo me and you
Put this out
We do this
Right
If I know
Us doing that
Take me to the next level
I can still break my artist
For sure
I can bring my artist In the door the next record.
For sure.
But Joe, you know it is.
You don't got to lie to the biggest artists in the world.
We're not doing joints together.
They probably already had the record.
They're playing it within their camp.
Everyone's excited about it.
This shit is about to go.
This shit is about to go.
That's when you got to understand the mission of the collective.
No doubt.
Check this out.
This becomes individual versus collective
the plan was to get Drake on this
he wanted to do it with me and you
so look
we gotta push
listen
this is what
this is what happened
and when you look at what happened
I don't really see how
you can see it another way
what happened is
he told him no
Drake leaked it
the radio played
the Drake version
of course
that's the one that
shot up
Fetty didn't even put the song on the
album because it's not his song it's monty's song fetty sells whatever he sells and he never got the
same shot so now that's you and your man in the same car still right let me take it a step further in the this is where his proposition his
position his proposition was flawed from the start well we know why obviously drake is not
doing the song with monty but in the event that he did it for him he's taking 99.9 of the publishing
so what he said afterward was about hey one song could change my man's life
well yeah you're right.
But not when Drake is on it.
How much pub do you think Monty was getting on the Drake collab if it were to happen?
Probably none.
Not a probably about it.
So?
So it's not a life changer.
It could be a life changer.
5% of a fucking hit record is.
So you're looking at it from a monetary standpoint.
But if you jumped on a song with Drake and it was a smash hit song and the shit was popping, it was dope.
Monty came on, did what he was supposed to do.
Now that opens up the door for other performances and for other records.
But it didn't.
It never happened.
It happened for Fetty and it didn't.
It never happened.
It happened for Fetty and it didn't.
The doors didn't magically open.
The career stopped. The budget stopped. The doors didn't magically open.
The career stopped.
The budget stopped.
The promo to push the label support.
Everything stopped.
So you can't tell me that Monty would have changed.
Fetty had five hits in a year.
Don't tell me that it would have been different for Monty. Oh, I see what you're saying now.
But you don't know that in real time.
Fetty was hot as fish grease already.
So I'm going to give this...
This is a horrendous mistake
in hindsight, yo.
It could be in hindsight,
but I'm talking about
at that particular time...
You cutting your nose
to spite your face.
I agree with you.
You needed My Way
on your album,
the song that shot
to number one.
Absolutely.
You had the biggest
or second biggest artist
in the world
doing the verse for free,
willing to sign off.
Or maybe not for free,
whatever y'all worked out,
but he was going to clear it.
He was going to clear it. He was going to clear it.
He was going to clear it.
True.
That's all you need.
That's it.
Now, you know what Fetty needed to do?
Continue with his plan,
which he did,
because he put his man
on two more records that popped.
He did.
We danced to them.
What happened next?
See, and that's where you got to get...
Whatever they went through,
they went through,
but you don't know that at the time.
I do,
because I have over 20 years of experience doing this.
Yeah, he did.
So I know that's why I'm speaking from this position.
When you hand somebody a record, you cut off the ability to see if they can make a record.
When I put you on the back of a hit or on the back of two hits,
I'm cutting off the opportunity for you to figure out what's a hit for you, what's sustainable to you, what gets you your audience.
It's a cheat code and it happens in music a lot.
But when it's my man, he didn't know.
That's what I think this all boils down to.
I think now him looking back.
I know, but I watch it
and get angry.
Because I'm an artist, one.
So I'm on the side of artist rights,
two, and three.
300 just sold for $400 million.
I don't
never leave the main point. I never
leave my main points.
Off the back of him.
Yeah.
Artist one.
No small part.
Five hits in a year.
Monster year.
Now you know the name.
And I'm looking at him on academics
telling me that he bought his friend 72 cars.
Whether it's true or not. I hope it's true. Because if it's true or not
I hope it's true
because if it's not true
why'd you say that
Fetty's my man
I don't want this to seem like
I'm harping on him
because he's jersey jersey jersey
and he did what he did
boy did he do what he did
he did
I'm just speaking about
what went on
in hindsight
from A to Z.
You can't applaud that decision.
To what?
Buy 72 cars?
Most of the decisions that have led to this.
Because I'm sure it was a combination of things.
I'm sure.
But, dog, you're talking about a young artist from the middle of the ghetto with no guidance.
I don't know him personally, but I know the neighborhood he come from.
So he was a young dude.
And that lets you know
what the objective was
even back then.
Because back then,
all I was saying was,
yo, I've never seen this before.
Why do they keep just
loading the clip?
I've never seen...
Yes.
What you mean?
That's what I said
the whole time.
His meteoric rise?
No.
Oh.
Someone having five,
six,
seven hits and dropping
them in a year.
That's strange.
That don't happen.
Not even in a year.
In like half a year.
A label wouldn't even, they would advise
against it normally, but
now that I see how you
sold so fast and for so much,
I mean,
shit, it worked.
Think of Migos,
if I pay some attention,
might have had that same formula.
Thug was on 300 too, right?
Yeah.
Round of applause, man.
Get it while it's getting good
was the mentality over there.
And in Freddie's case,
that motorcycle crash
slowed him down
when he crashed on that bike.
That,
his career,
because he was still in the rise.
Yeah.
And when he had to sit
for that amount of time.
He had to sit
and your performances dropped.
Yeah, that fucked him up.
And I'm sure he was getting
a nice bag every performance
because I've seen him even perform
in the wheelchair before. Yeah, he tried.'ve seen him even perform in the wheelchair before.
Yeah, he tried.
I've seen him perform
in the wheelchair before, but...
Not the same.
So that crash fucked him up.
Yo, again,
it's just another example
of us not being prepared
for the money,
the stardom,
all of that shit.
You ain't prepared for it.
You got bad motherfuckers
in your corner
spinning your bread,
stealing your bread, all of that stuff and just bad management. It's very hard to't prepared for it it's hard you got bad motherfuckers in your corner spinning your bread stealing your bread all of that stuff and just bad management it's very hard to be
prepared for he was hot as fish grease unless you have friends or family that are also in the music
business it's very difficult to know how to deal with he had all them hits in that album done
like that when he walked into the label they said that yeah i heard that they didn't
even have to put an album together for me yeah i heard now these was some of my best years in the
clubs the fetty wap said i ain't gonna lie to you look still work baby girl you're so damn fine
though i'm trying to know if i can hit it from behind though i'm sipping on you like some fine
wine though and when it's over, I press you right, though
Ay, you talk to bands, girl, I call you
This nigga was just fun.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
But still hard, boss.
Yes.
Yeah, nah, this shit was good music.
Yeah.
Like, you put this shit on, you barely heard what he was saying.
You ain't even care.
This was the official kickback.
Yeah.
Aux, whoever had the Aux, whoever was in it.
Cookout, summertime cookout shit, yeah.
Hookah. Old people liked the songs because they was melodic yeah like this shit's done Benjamin's on
the floor everywhere huh trap cream trap queen Hillary Clinton walked out to trap
queen you know fam the fucking presidential candidate of the United
States of America walked out the trap queen. She just said, what's the best black song out?
And it reached her.
No, it didn't reach her.
They have radios.
No, they got staff.
Yo, I'm almost ready to call out Barack, man.
What Barack did?
You seen his little, you seen Barack's, not little, because that's Barack still.
You seen his End of the year
Favorite song list
I did not
He do that every year too
He didn't have the
Slap song there this year
No he
No no
I always like his lists
He's a liar
Barack Obama's lying
What song is he Not he's now sports enthusiasts
have kind of been on him
from his bracket
somebody said
somebody was helping him
with his sport
March Madness bracket
of course someone's
helping him with his
that's Barack Obama
well he's the president
but his list
he has
Mitski
oh his daughters help him
yeah
his daughters help him
and dog
not for nothing when you got young kids,
you kind of be abreast of a bunch of this music.
I'm sorry, Barack.
You be abreast of a bunch of this music.
I'm sorry.
But his list is president-y.
Now, you know Farouk goes on there.
Don't play.
That's all that got to be on there.
All right, I don't care.
I didn't want to talk about it for real, but real quick. Just came to my mind.
What was we on? Fetty, right? Yeah.
Got the Cleo Soul joint on there.
Oh, shit. He was listening to you.
He's in tune.
Yeah, baby.
I want you to be mine again, baby.
I know my lifestyle is dry.
Merry Christmas.
This is our holiday pod.
Hey, grandparents.
I like folks for the holidays.
I like Fetty on the holidays.
Me too.
And I want you to be mine again, baby. That's when I knew he was ill. When that nigga started harmonizing himself. Me too.
That's when I knew he was ill.
When that nigga started harmonizing himself.
Yeah, hold up.
I hear it.
Mine again, baby.
All right, where we at?
Where we at?
Where we at?
What else?
That's a Fetty interview, but we're past that, right?
No other takeaways?
I don't have any takeaways, man.
I just wish that, I wish we all had the information to,
what did you say last week?
Together we bargained, separate, separate, we are.
Beg.
Beg.
Like.
I wish that people would have taken care of him in the industry.
I wish that he had the right people around him to maybe say,
you know, us artists need to start doing shit.
You know what would save a lot of artists?
If we put in the contract, hey, when you leave, I'm leaving.
Like a coach.
Like a coach. Yep. Like in college we have a change college sports the certain coach that that one sentence would change music for eternity it would
have changed the trajectory of my career right and Kevin Liles and them left oh yeah when Kevin Liles and them left yeah when Kevin Liles
and them left
I would have been
I would have been scot free
I would have been
out of my shit
you get caught in this regime
now that doesn't
give a fuck about you
teach
teach this new regime
about you
it would have helped Fetty
and if we get
some of the information
maybe the next thing
we say is
hey when you sell a lot of
peace I get point one something mm-hmm I get point anything anything anything
just anything all right it's the Christmas so I'm not gonna uh in
industry rule number 4080 people to death here.
Yeah, I didn't have to do that when I could just be depressing about Christmas.
It's feeling like a depressing Christmas, right?
Yeah, with an atheist sitting right next to us.
How could it not be?
But it doesn't really feel like Christmas.
No.
I think the Amarion is not helping.
And it's 60-something degrees. That too. You get what i'm saying like we've had a it's a weekend it's a nice little
no and i mean the last two days it hasn't been but it's been we've had a super warm december
it was 70 degrees last week though i was supposed to go to my dad's and everybody would centralize over there. And then my little
sister got COVID
and gave it to my little brother.
How they doing there at?
So the whole house is
doing that now.
And I'm not going.
Yeah, my family canceled Christmas too.
I will go get a plate. Hopefully
they don't put the COVID on the plate.
A little side of COVID. But I'll eat it at home. Hopefully they don't put the COVID on the plate. Little side of COVID.
But I'll eat it at home.
I'll stick to the macaroni.
Some business associates I know.
There's a lot of people out there that just aren't feeling the greatest.
Yeah.
I just got off the phone with a friend that's going through seasonal Christmas depression shit.
No, everybody.
Anxiety, whatever you want to call it.
So I want to wish anybody out there that has COVID or had COVID.
Or has family members that have COVID.
Yeah, I just want to wish y'all good health.
Yeah.
And to the cons, liars, and manipulators out there,
yo, a good two-week break from just anything you need in life.
Now's the time.
Yeah, just lie until you got some shit. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. And then you got some shit and then you gotta sit home damn gotta stay home for next three months fuck
fuck i really wanted to come help you move
that's real damn it i had all that work to do with the job that's a good one per my last email look at where your brain go yo huh
your brain is dangerous
I never even thought of that
and I'm a skimmer
yo yo yo brain
yo
you ain't
you want a little
two week vacay
okay
start coughing
a break
don't throw this a little off
I've been
listen I've been waiting
my whole life
for a guy period
like something
that I could say to make her not fuck me for a week.
And it's COVID.
And even that don't stop these little horny Jezebels out there.
Why are they like that?
Just do it from the back.
I don't do from the back no more.
I don't do nothing where I got to move around.
If we can't roll into the position.
No, from the back, easy.
Stand at the edge of the back.
No, the back is easy.
It's just going to be done in three seconds.
And I'd like to leave a better impression than that.
and I'd like to leave a better impression than that and then you know what back shots is like
and I'm leaving this cause my brain is sick
you know how when you first go in the bullpen
and you see all the niggas that tagged up
on the wall
that been in there for the last
40 years
play your birds
fuck is wrong with you
oh my god when you get in the back you just see 40 years. Yo, play your birds. You see? What the fuck is wrong with you? I love birds.
Oh, my God.
Yo, when you get in the back, you just see what Damien and them felt.
Fuck 12.
You just see what everybody felt back then.
Ice, we not talking to you because you like girls that are shaped like me.
Apparently. Like, you ain't rushing
to get back nowhere
right
I'm asking
alright forget it man
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
to all the aunties
uncles
everybody's with their family
loving on each other
Merry Christmas
everyone that's alone
figuring it out
yeah some niggas gotta pull up the Boston market man get a little rotisserie Loving on each other. Merry Christmas everyone that's alone. Figuring it out.
Yeah, some niggas got to pull up to Boston Market, man.
Get a little rotisserie.
Nigga, I'm spending Christmas in a hotel room.
So Merry Christmas to you.
We're talking to you, man.
I am not your wife, fam.
No.
I know how great that is.
You can't trick me with I miss my kids, my family.
Joe, Joe, Joe.
Real talk.
I hear the jokey jokes. All right, real talk. I hear the jokey-jokey side.
All right, real talk.
I take it back then.
Yeah.
Because I know that you're miserable.
I know you're miserable.
But we do a pod.
I'm not here for real talk.
I'm just saying.
You said that.
There ain't no jokey-joke side of that.
When I'm looking at my daughter through FaceTime with her hands up.
Some people don't get to look at their kid through FaceTime.
I'm tempted to.
I would've went home.
I wouldn't have stayed in a hotel. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? I wouldn't have. I'm tempted to say, fuck this. I. I'm tempted to. I would've went home. I wouldn't have stayed in a hotel.
Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm tempted to say, fuck this, I'll catch it.
Nah, I would've went home.
I would've never went in a hotel room.
But you should have some gratitude for being able to look at your boy through FaceTime.
I have a lot of gratitude because there's a lot of people that are in hospitals.
And you wouldn't be so snappy.
No, there's some niggas that can't look at their kid through FaceTime.
I get it
So nah
I would've went home
Fuck that
I'd've
Rona me too
Fuck it
We gonna catch it
As a family
No bullshit
Can't work
Nobody make no money
I'd've called Kobe twice
Word up
I'd've been in the hotel
For a month
No bullshit
The fuck is you talking about
I'm getting a break You have a blast You get that shit off Over there I been in a hotel for a month. No bullshit, nigga. The fuck is you talking about? I'm getting a break.
You have a blast.
You get that shit off over there.
I'm in a hotel, goddammit.
Hey, room service me up.
I'll be back with my family.
I'm with them for life.
I'll see my kid.
Fuck is I started?
It don't make me feel bad for wanting to break as a dad.
I'm not trying to make you feel bad, bro.
Dads need a break, too, yo.
You should get the PlayStation, though.
We don't never get a break.
You know how many times
we leave this pod
and Ice be so happy
to play the little game?
We need to break as dads, yo.
Fuck out of here.
Get COVID.
Fake that shit.
You should get the PlayStation.
That might help.
It might.
Yeah.
Wait, you in there
with no gadgets?
I got my iPad.
That's it.
You gotta have her
leave that shit
on the front step or something.
See, now you scared
Ish don't wanna get
snapped on
I told him
alright come on
let's move on
what y'all wanna talk about
I wouldn't have went
out of state
fuck that
yeah but that
now
nobody's making no money
I gotta
nigga Bill's gotta get paid
you guapped up
chill
what you doing
nobody could joke with me
what are you doing
we can't say you guapped up but you gonna say I'm guapped up What you doing? So nobody could Joe Whip in the face What are you doing?
We can't say you guapped up But you gonna say I'm guapped up
That's why I don't like
When niggas wear pink
Cause they gotta be extra
When niggas wear pink
They gotta be extra
They gotta get extra
In they tough bag
Like
I hate that shit
Yo just wear neutral colors
Natural regular
No pink next time
Great wear some gray
Yeah that nigga
Snapped at me like Brooklyn
Those are some nice shoes
That got on there
My nigga My nigga said like.
Hey, rest in peace, Brooklyn, man.
What else is important?
I don't think we spent enough time on the Nas drop.
No, we didn't talk about it.
We're pre-recording this.
We didn't really talk about it.
And the album is out.
So we haven't been able to hear it.
I'm just impressed.
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed at the clip in which he's recording.
Exactly.
That's what I'm talking about.
You know he don't need the money. I'm impressed by the inspiration. He don't need the money. I want to know where he got it recording. That's what I'm talking about. You know he don't need the money.
I'm impressed by the inspiration.
I want to know where he got it from.
That's what I would like to know.
Because this ain't been Nas doing this.
I know where he got it from.
Every time he was dropping randomly, Hove kept dropping with him.
So there's one way to get him up off of him.
Take this.
Now he saw the Twitter spaces and was like, you know what?
That might be it.
I'm going to do what he does
Nas has gone crazy
I'm glad that he has found
this connection with Hit-Boy
that makes him want to get up
and go to the studio
what's this his third album
third album
in a year and a half
yeah
it's tough to get up
and go to the studio
when you as wealthy as Nas
that's what I'm saying
and when you've been around
as long as Nas
he don't need the money
you're already Nas right so this is just like a gift that's what I'm saying. And when you've been around as long as Nas. Yeah, you don't need money. As many classics as Nas. You're already Nas.
Right.
So this is just like a gift.
That's what I was talking about.
This is a gift.
That inspiration.
No,
that's dope.
Like we talked about
when we said the overlists
and stuff like that.
People that are moved on,
got so much going on
that music's not on their mind.
Where does he find the,
you know what,
I want to go,
not only do I want to go rap,
but I want to go
throw an album out
he and Hit-Boy
might have such a synergy though
I think that's what it is
that they might be doing
in a two month period of time
30, 40 songs
probably
so he might have already
recorded damn near two albums
you get what I'm saying
and you just releasing them
in a time
you know time release fashion
but they might have did
these shits
in 2020
it's possible
and you go back in
touch them up a little bit,
and then you keep it pushing.
Or at least they had them started.
I brought a feature here, a feature there.
All right, so let me just finish this off.
I love it.
I haven't heard it yet, and I love it.
I don't care when he did it.
Yeah, me neither.
The fact that he had nine.
Because the first two was dope,
so I'm pretty sure the third one's going to be dope too.
Nah, he pumping them out of the clip.
That's crazy.
Young artists don't even be doing this.
But when you say third one, what do you mean?
This the third album.
It's the third album.
They did in a short amount of time.
King's disease one, two.
But this is not a King's disease.
Well, no, but it's still.
No, it's a third album though.
Third project Nas Hitboy in a year and a half.
I understand that part.
I can count to three.
I'm saying this is not a King's disease.
No, no.
This is a whole different project.
This is magic. So y'all
expect it to sound or be in the same
theme as the King's disease series?
Not necessarily a theme. I mean it's the same
rapper, same producer. But that's why
I look forward to it being
the same rapper, producer but not being a King's disease
because I don't think they're about to do the same thing.
Magic has to mean something.
Mm-hmm.
We'll see. Hopefully. I don't think they're about to do the same thing. Magic has to mean something. Hopefully.
I don't expect it to miss.
Let's put it that way.
Yeah.
Same.
Because they showed me what they can do together
on King's Disease 1 and 2.
Yeah, the percentage is too high for me to believe that.
It's not like this is Nas jumping out with another producer.
You know, this is the same formula.
Now, these records might be themed a little differently or something to give it this title of magic, or they could be saying, yo, look, this is the same formula now these records might be themed a little differently
or something
potentially
to give it this title of magic
or they could be saying
yo look
this is magic
how we can keep doing this
it don't look like
we don't know
there's less features
I think
that has been on the last
and the track list
the names of the songs
it's crazy
like I'm looking at the names
of the songs
it sound like he might
get in his bag
Speechless
Meet Joe Black
Ugly
4016 Building Hollywood Hollywood Gangster.
Only issue would tell you that he's waiting because the titles are great and just not saying.
What was for the children?
Wave Gods.
For the children.
Featuring A$AP Rocky and Preem.
Wave Gods.
Go Preem.
We always do this with the Nas and Hitboy projects.
We always say the one just off the track list and we be like, that might be the one.
Yeah. What? We always pick a record. We've done that with the last track list and we be like, that might be the one. Yeah.
What?
We always pick a record.
We've done that with the last one.
Which one are you saying
is the might be one?
Oh, 4016 building.
Oh, me too.
That sounds like,
yeah, that sounds like something.
Yeah, that's the one.
I ain't heard nothing,
we ain't heard nothing yet.
I'm going to fuck with me, Joe Blott.
You would.
Mm-hmm.
Whatever that means, asshole.
You would.
I ain't even heard it.
Whatever that means, you asshole.
I just know
when he getting into his queen shit
and you got the throwback
pictures on the cover in the back
that tells me something too
can't wait shout out to Nas
anybody else dropping or dropped
I don't have heard nothing else
yeah I don't care
you'll be surprised drops I'm sure
that's a nice way to end the year.
The niggas I care about, I kind of be knowing when they're about to
drop. I'm waiting for them. If I don't
know and you ain't tried to tell me,
it's cool.
Take it away.
BDOT. Best rappers of 2021.
Another list for you guys to unpack and dissect.
I'm on break.
Because BDOT, you know what BDOT?
That's not BDOT.
I don't give a fuck. No, that's BDOT. I don't care who it is. That cause BDOT you know what BDOT that's not BDOT that's I don't give a fuck
no that's BDOT
I don't care who it is
that is BDOT
it is BDOT
gotcha gotcha gotcha
BDOT
last part
I said that
Back in Blood
should have been on your list
and then you showed a slide
that said
Back in Blood
was released November 2020
I don't like that and that's. I don't like that.
And that's why I don't like your list.
If a song drops in 20,
who the fuck cares when the song dropped?
It ran the year.
By the time the record was worked
and we heard it,
it dominated the entire year. It hasn't stopped it's gonna go to
2022 so for you to show me a slide that means you got a lot of little bullshit rinkadink reasons
for this bum ass not bum ass list because it's your list but for back and blood not being on
the list and here we are again best rappers of 2021 is this in order or no this is in order in order one lil wayne two j cole three drake
four freddie gibbs five conway the machine six nah seven benny the butcher eight little baby
nine makami 10 dirk
i agree with most of that you gentlemen say i agree with most of the names to that you gentlemen say
I agree with most of the names on the list
I don't necessarily know about the order
in which they're listed
I can't argue about this list
I don't know about the order
some of the order I would have changed around
I always say Ransom should be on the list
absolutely
and what he said his best rapper's list
was based on was performance
he listed the criteria what he said his best rapper's list was based on was performance.
He listed the criteria what he based the list on.
Jadakiss should be on the list. I was just going to say Jadakiss is at the top of that list based off of what he listed.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Because then I ask what did Freddie Gibbs put out.
Again, and it's not a shot at Gibbs, but you didn't drop much.
He put out two singles or something.
You don't make this list with that.
I agree.
So it goes back to, okay.
I skipped so many great Freddie Gibbs jokes
because that's my man.
Like, you don't make this list with two single drops.
This was not, this was all,
like, you were quiet this year,
which is no problem.
We know you gearing up.
No doubt.
This goes back to,
I have to name the
certain names no matter what.
Where's Tyler the creator?
Good question.
Eyes, you want to square up with B.W.
No, I don't.
I know what B.W. is doing. Come on, I wrote the book
on trolling. I know exactly
what he's doing. What chapter is this? This is chapter
six.
You think he's trolling?
I think this is his real list.. This is later on in the game. You think he's trolling? He is trolling.
He is trolling. I think this is his real list.
He's not trolling with these names.
These guys all wrapped their asses off this year.
Lil Wayne was not the best rapper of 2021.
Yes, he's been on a nice run.
No, he's going up some features.
He was not the best rapper of 2021.
Benny needs to be hired at number seven.
Y'all know I fuck with Benny.
We just said Rand should have been on the list.
Jadakiss is number one
2021
he's number one rapper
who?
Jadakiss
yeah
he gotta be
Lil Baby needs to be higher than eight
I agree
considering the year he's had
and Dirt
needs to be higher than ten
considering the year
that both of them have had
they can't be eight and ten
I agree but I don't want to be the nitpick guy
see what B-Dot has done with his lists
over the years is he's painted himself
in the controversial light
no matter, he could put out
what we all, all four of us agree
as the correct list in the correct order
they still gonna spaz out
on him
because he's trolled so much with it
and he has to make it where there's some They still going to spaz out on him. He's just because he's trolled so much with it.
And he has to make it where there's some conversation. Why I respect him being the one to do it is because six months ago, he was doing it.
He said, yo, I know none of y'all remember these albums, but I'm going to keep a track of these halfway through.
These are my picks so far.
He's been consistent in whatever his decision-making is
and how he got to these names.
So I respect him there.
Because a lot of people, especially when you do your list at the end of the year,
you tend to remember the last couple months.
Not for nothing, Rush should probably be on this list too.
Yes.
But people tend to remember
what happens
the last couple months.
You forget,
you know,
if we're doing 2021,
we're going back to January.
Like, I'm putting my albums,
I only do one.
I do the albums of the year.
I told you a couple months ago,
I said, yo, I started,
you know,
Started at the beginning of the year?
It was a little dry.
I'm like,
damn,
I try to,
I list 20. I'm like, damn, I try to, I list 20.
I'm like, damn, I'm trying to get me to 10, 15 at least,
and I'm just getting a little thin.
Next pod, I'm going to try to come in here
with my top 10 R&B albums of the year.
I have my 20 hip hop.
I got about 10 albums, probably.
I could do 20.
I'll do R&B.
I'll mind my little black business.
All I do is I put the album, what to me is album of the year,
and then the rest are just in alphabetical order.
These are all just the albums of the year to me.
I'm not ranking them.
The one that stands out to me makes album of the year.
Everything else is just there.
You know why else it don't,
if Christmas is racked this year?
Tell us.
What's the it toy?
PlayStation 5.
PS5.
That was the it toy last year. I know. Yeah. And it's going to be the toy last year I know yeah I got one just FYI
might want to take it off my hands no I mean the new it toy I don't mean a toy
everybody wants like last last year ps5 just came out was brand spanking new
everybody bust their ass to try to get one. They still bust their ass?
Back in the day, it was a...
Is there a new...
Can you follow what I'm saying?
I hear you.
That's it.
He said, what came out this year?
There's no new it toy is what I am saying.
Yes, PlayStation's great.
There's no new it toy that has everyone going crazy
like we normally get every year is what I'm saying.
That's it?
That's valid.
Yeah.
This nigga brain will just argue. That's it. That's valid. Yeah.
This nigga brain will just argue.
But the whole toy is the one. I'm just letting you know that that's what parents is looking for for their kids.
How about a new game?
Even.
Don't matter.
Is there a new game?
Not a game.
All the games.
Is there a game?
All the games are available.
It's all digital.
Oh, so they're digital now.
You don't have to buy cartridges and all that.
You can still buy the discs and shit
no more they took the games there too yeah so they can't really have no you have both you can
buy a no i'm saying you can't have a shortage of the game because you can just download it now
right yeah i'm in our day like you couldn't go buy certain cartridges sold out them should be
sold out now they could just download the actual joint so you can't now you download the shit
early it's locked and until
the launch day at midnight it'll
unlock and let you play.
Oh damn. They've moved
technologies up here now.
And that was my other problem with the Matrix.
I felt like they were trying to be gamers.
We want to get into the sci-fi movie breakdown?
I tried. Merry Christmas
everyone out there.
Happy holidays to you and your loved ones.
Matrix sucked.
Yo, that was the best NyQuil ever, bro.
Oh, man.
Like I said, it was the best NyQuil ever.
That shit put me out.
Well, what didn't you love?
I didn't like the storyline.
I didn't like the storyline.
Well, what didn't you love about the storyline, you guys?
It was just hard for me to follow, honestly.
It was a hard thing to follow.
I think...
Trinity looked great.
She did.
Sure.
She did.
Or Tiffany, whatever they said her name was.
They even got to the political point with the pro-woman thing now.
Because at the end, she started flying.
She held him up.
He couldn't fly no more.
She came back. That was wonderful. You got to the end she started flying and she held him up. He couldn't fly no more. She came back.
That was wonderful.
You got to the end.
Round of applause.
I don't know.
None of that.
Oh, you beat me.
I don't know, man.
Are you kidding me?
I started fucking
with the electronic joke.
I started masturbating.
It was mad other shit
that I wanted to do
before I finished
this bullshit
but I did
I did watch
whatever I watched
about eight times
I thought
I thought it was
you kept bringing it back
well
I was hyped
when it first came
and I was tired
so I put it on
and I went to sleep
because I was tired
then the next time
but I didn't know that
because I was tired
you didn't make it that far
so I put it on again and I'm a little more alert now.
I'm like, ooh, we about to get there.
Then there's a bunch of bullshit.
So I had some other things to do.
And I tried that about three more times, and I got further than I ever got.
And I said, oh, this is bad.
Yeah.
Oh, I hit pause on my remote to see how much time was left.
I should have said 45 minutes. Same. I said, mm. Same. All right. yeah oh I hit pause on my remote to see how much time was left that shit said
45 minutes
same
same
I said wait
this is this bad
and y'all got 45 left
I went down to the basement
let me smoke a little bong
maybe that would make
things a little bit better
that made me
completely lose interest
in the movie
I was like
I'm not watching this shit
these niggas almost
made me watch
John Wick
it wasn't a good movie it was it wasn't a good movie that shit blew my eye I was like, I'm not watching this shit. These niggas almost made me watch John Wick.
It wasn't a good movie.
It wasn't a good movie. This shit blew my eye.
I was anticipating it.
I ain't like the acting.
They were too silly.
Like, the new Morpheus didn't do it.
Trinity's really sexy.
Yes, she is.
I'm not wrong.
Trinity's sexy.
Yes, she is.
She is.
And she got it.
She's the highlight of the movie.
Yeah, she was.
She really was.
She was keeping it real.
The new Morpheus was whack. I wasn't mad at him. He was playful. He was silly. I wasn't angry. The new Morpheus was whack.
I wasn't mad at him either.
He was playful.
He was silly.
I wasn't angry at the new Morpheus.
A little sarcasm.
You don't want to see sarcastic Morpheus.
That's young, cracking jokes doing a little hip-hop shit.
I don't know.
Fuck out of here.
Doing a little hip-hop shit?
Yeah.
So this wasn't for us.
Maybe this was to appeal to a younger demo.
But the hard thing with that is-
It was to appeal to a younger demo. You younger demo. But the hard thing with that is-
It was to appeal to a younger demo.
You're right.
But the hard thing with that is to follow it, you got to start from one.
And so they set the stage for the characters in one.
No, you don't.
Because this movie, they're just going to keep showing you one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the other thing I didn't like.
That's what this shit is.
If you don't see one, you don't understand what they're doing.
I saw one, two and three.
No, he's saying to a new viewer.
Oh,
okay,
okay.
If you only saw four,
you don't understand
what the fuck they talking about.
I didn't like their way
of doing that,
showing me.
Coming back to.
I'm watching somebody
watching one
and I saw one.
Yeah.
No.
I don't care about
your little metaverse
thingamajiggy.
Yeah.
I don't care that this guy
is a top game designer
and now you put your hand
through the mirror.
And they just matrixed better
in one and two.
This shit just seemed like...
I just think it was bad writing.
I think they needed
to make a movie.
Keanu Reeves can't even
act no more.
What?
Y'all see him looking all doofy?
They can say two words
and...
I'm starting to hear
that Keanu Reeves
is ever the greatest actor
in the world.
For real. This didn't put was ever the greatest actor in the world for real
this didn't put him
in the greatest position
to be
no
this shit was like
terrible
this was horrible
yeah
it was not a good movie dog
like they
they could have kept this
yeah they did
they did a Matrix of Disgrace
I read somewhere that they were thinking about
scrapping it halfway through because of COVID shit.
Because of the COVID stuff.
They probably could have.
Yeah, they said it was hard.
They had to keep coming back, going forward, coming back.
It looked like it.
That's probably why they had to string it together
with all the old footages.
I watched the interview.
The real Trinity said that they had to keep training
because it was physically demanding,
all the stunts and shit.
So even throughout the COVID shit, they had to keep training. But know it's kind of physically demanding all the stunts and shit. So even throughout the COVID shit they had to keep training
but this shit was hat.
This is horrible.
Yeah.
Yeah, this shit is right up there
with coming to America too.
Yeah.
Indeed.
I can finish coming to America too.
Yeah, I finished that.
That one wasn't...
This shit was horrible.
I couldn't make it through this.
I finished too.
I finished cleaning.
I finished laundry.
I charged everything that needed to be charged.
Man,
toast her a little light on energy.
I cooked.
I finished planning.
I finished magic to come into America through.
Shit was terrible.
The niggas gave Neo a fireball
to fucking...
It was terrible.
Oh, man.
This was bad.
Yeah, they could have kept it.
All right.
So here's our movie review.
Yeah, it works.
I want to see the Macbeth, but that's theaters.
Definitely.
Yeah, this is the last one.
Who's in Macbeth again?
Denzel.
Yes.
The Coen Brothers.
Dan, they're not going to HBO Max me out on that one?
Apple Plus. Apple Plus. That's until January something. January 22nd, I want to HBO Max me out on that one? Apple Plus.
Apple Plus.
But not until January something.
January 22nd, I want to say.
He's on body yet, I think.
I'm tight.
All y'all people that told me how great of a show Atlanta was,
I don't see y'all hype that it's coming back.
I'm hype.
I'm hype.
It's not going back to March.
March, yeah.
I'm tempering my hype.
What you doing now?
I'm definitely hype.
Atlanta's the shit.
And then my nigga Franklin coming back in February.
Pressure.ure No and somebody
Coming in
And Ozark's in January
Oh shit
Stranger Things
Supposed to be coming
At some point
Don't ever do that
I guess
I was gonna say
Euphoria
No Stranger Things
That's me
It's a big show
Talk about
Why not
Guess who's going
Guess who's going
To jail Guess who's going to jail?
Guess who's going to jail tonight?
What'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
We just said,
yo, Ozark is coming in January.
Snowfall is coming in February.
Atlanta is coming in March.
And he said,
I think Stranger Things is coming soon.
It's a lot of big shows.
I think Stranger Things is coming soon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't do that to Parks.
We didn't need that one, Parks. I don't understand. No, we didn't need that. You know what's so strange some time. Yeah. Don't do that to Parks. We didn't need that one.
You know better than that.
I don't understand.
No, we didn't need that.
You ever saw Strange Things?
Yeah.
It shouldn't be talked about
with those three shows.
Don't do that.
Ish, ish, ish.
Yo, y'all want to be
I don't want a problem.
To that you said.
I don't want no problem.
Yeah, but you looked like
it should be talked about
with them shows.
It's a hit show.
It's a smash.
It ain't a hit.
Stranger Things was a bigger show than all of them shows. It's a hit show. It's a smash. It ain't a hit. Stranger Things
was a bigger show
than all of those shows.
But I don't want no beef.
Too late.
They gonna stomp me out
in the corner.
Roll your ass out.
Yo, what is wrong
with this half of the room
when it get to certain shows
and movies and...
Ozarks is bigger than Stranger Things
we're not talking
about
Park's googling
his little
Stranger Things stats
I'm about to say
none of them shows
none of them shows
none of them shows
we've heard from y'all
enough
alright
we gonna let
Park's find his stats
I don't have any stats
oh
Merry Christmas again
this is more Christmas music
huh? this is more Christmas music.
Huh?
This is more Christmas music.
Yeah, definitely.
It's part one and two.
They doing that again?
For Ozark, right?
Yeah.
To catch you back up?
No, no, no. No, they're going to break it in half.
They're going to break it in half.
Five episodes.
Bullshit episodes. I still ain't seen the rest of Money Heist.
Y'all go ahead and keep playing with my attention.
Keep playing with my attention.
Godfather Hall, I'm lucky I came back after that bullshit
for a five-month break.
I'm tired of that.
Keep playing with my retention.
Why are they doing that?
Huh?
I don't know why they're doing that.
I think they had to with a lot of these shows
because of COVID.
COVID, that makes sense.
But I've seen the end of Money Heist.
Still haven't started Mary Kingstown.
My last time saying it to you.
Yeah, I still haven't started it.
Yellow Jackets, another one.
None of y'all in here seen it?
See?
The young boys be knowing, yo.
The young boys back there.
I'm going to put a mic back there so we can discuss all the cool shit that these old niggas ain't into.
You heard?
Yellow Jackets is good.
I watched the little trailer thing.
It's great.
Yeah.
It's great.
That shit looked like
some alive shit.
It's lost meats,
alive meats.
Are they eating people?
It's getting ready to tell you
what I'm going to say.
They haven't gotten to that yet.
Okay.
That's a turn off.
They haven't gotten to that yet.
They're really into the eating people.
But I'm certain that,
spoiler alert,
I'm certain that
they ate a few people.
It's like they ate a few people.
Like, they're friends to survive.
And you would, too, in that situation.
Perhaps.
No perhaps about it.
You're a barbarian, yo. Ten seconds into the trailer, you just see some bloody hair dragging the floor.
That's what got Joe hooked.
Stop.
They brought in trailer specialists for this sound engineers uh people that have
created the top trailers in life and they've decided to put that scene you know there's
people that have to pick scenes from the movie that have to go in the trailer and there's people
that are good at that and bad at that why are you
the people that are
great at that
put the gory shit in there
for you
but you have a weak stomach
and you're scared of dogs
I don't have a weak stomach
one I don't have a weak stomach
number two
your dog
was a fucking nutcase
that tried to bite me
the first time I seen it
so you're scared of dogs
no I'm scared of the dogs that try to bite me that first time I seen it. So you're scared of dogs. No, I'm scared of the dogs
that try to bite me
that snapped on every nigga
in America.
The dog has bit everybody
except you.
You just said in the same podcast
it snapped on me like Brooklyn.
Yes, but I wasn't afraid of...
I'm not scared of dogs.
Brooke never bit me.
A dog bit me before
when I was a child.
I don't carry that trauma with me.
I know.
I just don't relate to niggas
that are scared of dogs.
That's all. And I don't relate to niggas that are scared of dogs, that's all. And I don't relate
to niggas that just watch bloody shit all day.
Fuck you talking about? Yeah, they buried
them. You see where they buried them? They chopped their head off too?
Oh, that's the shit. Didn't you say
you fucked through periods? No.
That's ice, nigga. Yeah, that was me.
Oh.
Oh, I thought I had you. Yeah, you bitch ass nigga.
I thought I had you on the road.
Your yellow jacket is good. She's still alive when you fuck ass bitch. I thought I had you on the road. Your yellow jacket is good.
She's still alive when you fucking anyway.
The girl is still alive on her period.
She ain't dead.
You don't know what I do.
All right.
Say bye.
Y'all saying say bye, but it be people that work in them funeral homes.
That's fucking corpses.
I believe that. Merry Christmas. This is not a Christmas topic. So let's just move on. but it'd be people that work in the funeral homes that's fucking that's fucking corpses i believe
that merry christmas it's not it's not a christmas topic so let's just move on um yeah yellow jackets
is good if you get some time check it out i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try uh nothing else on
the movie tv front that i need to get into no music i need to get into none of the sports i
need to get into and christmas is canceled still yo man tell me about what y'all
were excited to get y'all don't y'all don't even seem in the holiday spirit at all it's not what
the older you get the less and less in my opinion the less and less you are kind of into the
holidays unless you have kids and family that is really, really big on that.
And you realize how much money you have to spend out.
Did your girl find the gift?
Whatever you got her that you hid in the house somewhere, did she find it?
Is she looking for it?
No.
I didn't know she was looking for it. I went to stash anyway.
Oh, not in the house.
I don't do that.
You don't do what?
I just bought a shirt.
I don't be stashing it.
Keep it in the truck.
Well, don't. You buying a new one with it?
Here.
You give it early?
Yeah, like, huh, man.
And then if it's something super dope,
then I just tuck it.
We definitely do that.
What?
The early gift.
But that don't be the...
Y'all don't hear him.
He said he buy it and say
yo here
and y'all just letting him talk
it is Christmas
but this is what he's saying
he just said the same shit he said y'all just buy it and give it to him
but I'll buy it and be like yo this is early
but y'all also propose I'll be on one too
so never mind
of course y'all just throw
the gift at her head
only he's adding the extra sauce yo here bitch So, never mind. Of course y'all just throw the gift at her head.
No, we don't throw the gift.
Only he's adding the extra sauce. I know, you got to ask the boss to it.
Yo, here, bitch.
Yo, nobody does that.
Like it's a Vantage box.
Here, take this gift.
Oh, my God, yo.
Wow.
Y'all buy the gift early, don't wrap it, no bow.
Man, we're not talking about one gift.
I give her gifts early, but then you still get your-
I gave her one gift already because it was furniture. This shit is huge. I can't hide it nowhere. No, I got her gifts early, but then you still get your- I gave one gift already because it was furniture.
This shit is huge.
I can't hide it nowhere.
No, I got her something.
It came early, and I was like, you know what?
This ain't your main shit, but this is one of the things I was getting you for Christmas.
So now on Christmas, you're just waking up and just chilling, huh?
No.
She still gets gifts on Christmas.
I just put it all out.
I'm just saying something like that. Here, swear to God. That's him.
I'm just saying something like that.
Yo, here.
This is here.
Here you go.
That's him.
That's him.
I know who he is.
No, he's that guy.
Oh, you're saying that's him.
Yeah, that's him.
He's that guy.
Nah, that's him.
I'm not him.
I'm definitely not him.
Yeah, because I ain't even.
You heard it.
No.
Now he DJ Envy all of a sudden.
You're going to be Envy so bad.
I'm not doing it.
Does Envy still do that?
I hope he stopped that shit.
I'm tired of hearing the women.
Every year.
Oh my God, you see what Envy's doing?
He started 29 days ago.
Clap it up for him.
Listen, what was I about to say
off of him
yeah but to your point
Cardi gives Offset
two million
for his birthday
on a big check
here nigga
two million
see now those are the people
that I proved that point with
I say
see how happy they are
exactly
see what she stayed
through right because when the bullshit
it can be done but look
you can defeat that you can overcome that
what I was saying that was a little more loving
listen what I was saying when I mentioned
the response before
the same thing what
Cardionov said when the bullshit part
come out ah he playing her
she's stupid you know they saying that but when the gift side come out is he playing her she's stupid you know they saying that
but when the gift side come out is that's what i'm talking about like you can't have you you
gotta take the bad with the good if you if that's goals then the bad shit they going through gotta
be you gotta see that too that's goals too not necessarily goals but you they their relationship
has the good and the bad with
every relationship every relationship when y'all sitting here yo she's stupid for this
yes you better go wrap a gift yo she's stupid for this but it's goals for that i'm super trash
at wrapping gifts so oh no i take my gifts to get wrapped i'm great you have to go to a gift
wrapper oh yeah you take your gift to get wrapped and wrap this that this. That's the trick, huh? Hell yes. I just make
my wife do it for everyone that's not her.
And then hers, I just kind of bundle up.
This nigga is such a hillbilly.
Wrapping gifts is difficult.
That's why you take it to get wrapped.
I'm not that clever, I guess.
Or you just buy expensive shit that come with a big bag
and fancy shit on the inside, and you
call it a day.
I got a trick for y'all.
All right.
All right.
No?
I got a sleeper somewhere in here.
You get the big bag,
fancy bag
with the fucking tissue paper in it.
Mm-hmm.
And that be the wrapper.
That's the wrapper.
That's the wrap.
That's it.
Not bad at the bag.
No, not at all.
No?
Bergdorf's?
That's wrapping, people.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
Right?
I'm not even listening to y'all.
I'm been done listening to y'all.
Stupid. I live with my mom now, so I just, I'm picking up more players.
Nah, moms wake up and start jamming some of that old shit.
I'm like, hey, I forgot about that one now.
This my shit.
I forgot how much I like this.
Sappy ass song. Baby, now I'll turn around and steal the boo
Knowing this is when I'm gonna make my move
Can't wait any longer
And I'm feeling stronger, but oh
Just as I walk to the door
I can feel your emotion Oh no!
Hey!
I got you, it's nobody to call home He holds me close like the beat of the heart He plays a melody born to tear me all apart
The silence is broken and no words are spoken
But oh, just as I walk to the door
I can feel your emotion and
It's pulling me back
Back to love you
And I'm caught up in the middle of the crowd
Just a little when I think of letting go
Oh no, gave up on the riddle, I cried just a little when he plays piano in the dark
And this is really why I'm having a blast jamming Because back then they just let the instrument get a solo
At least by a bar
But oh, just as I walk to the door
I can feel your emotion
Oh baby, pull me back
Just a little more time to love you
Oh, no, I'm caught up in the middle
I cry just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh, no, Iave up on the riddle
I cry
Just a little
I cry
Oh
I'm caught within the riddle
I cry
When I think of letting go
Oh no
Gave up on the riddle
I cry Just a little To Brenda Russell, piano in the dark Gave up on the riddle I cried
Just a minute
When he plays piano in the dark All right, well, it's Christmas,
so I'm playing This Christmas by Chris Brown.
There you go.
Hang all the mistletoe.
I'm going to get to know you better.
This Christmas.
Yes, you do.
And as we trim the tree, how much fun it's going to be together. 리더 We're caroling through the night
This Christmas will be
A very special Christmas for me Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Ha! Let's go.
Woo-hoo!
Presents and cards are here
My world is filled with cheer
And you
This Christmas My world is filled with you and you
This Christmas
And as I look around
Your eyes are shining down on me too
This Christmas
By your side is blazing bright
And we're caroling through the night And this Christmas will be a very special
Christmas for me Shake a hand, shake a hand now Ooh, fireside is blazing bright
We're caroling through the night
And this Christmas will be so special for you and me.
Yes, it will be.
Oh, shake a hand, y'all.
Come on.
All right.
I don't know if this is a Christmas song or not, but it feels like Christmas. This is not a shoot-em-up. Come on Yeah, yeah 144, 245, three loaded clips, four niggas roll, one nigga drives
500 bins, six reasons why this kid should die
We shootin' every motherfucker outside
Pulled on his block, jumped out the car
Guns in our hand, at the same time everybody ran
There that nigga go, hiding in the crowd Let the trigger blow, seven shots, now we lying on the ground
Blood on the floor, then we shot some more niggas he was with
Two niggas hit, one nigga fell One tried to run, go get him son, make sure he's done
Before we bail, I ain't trying to go to jail Must handle beef, cold on the street
Load up the heat, if these niggas stink
They can fuck around
Real niggas do real things, by all means
Niggas knowin' how we get down
Shoot em up, just shoot em up, what?
Kill, kill, kill, murder, murder, murder
Shoot em up, just shoot em up, what?
Kill, kill, kill, murder, murder, murder
Shoot em up, just shoot em up, what? Kill,, kill Murder, murder, murder Shoot em up, just shoot em up, run
Kill, kill, kill
Murder, murder, murder
Shoot em up, just shoot em up, run
Kill, kill, kill
Murder, murder, murder
Driving through the road, suburban Chevrolet
Sixteen and widows, and I'm on my way
To get up with my hoes, I pull up to they house
Not a freak to be heard, nobody came out
Ringing the bell, where in the hell could they be at?
I'm about to leave, stepping slow, where my truck was at?
Who the fuck is that? Could it be a jack?
Now I pull my strap, it's my man and we have the same plan
Here them bitches go, Civic 94, looking funny though
Open up the car door, funny smile, fuck two I'm ready
Third ass was heavy, Nas, this is Chevy, Sherry this is Nas, and his man Reddy
Walked in the house, snatched off their clothes, ran through them holes
Plenty ice that they all seem to like
Can't find my man, heard a blam blam, now I'm wondering
In this scam, do I even stand a chance?
Killed the hoes, took all they throw, fire in his eyes
Higher than the sky, coming down the stairs
Now he wanting mine, reaching for my nine
Aiming with our guns at each other's face
At the same time, my nine on his lips
Is fit for my chin, I start whisperin'
Put your gun down, we can skip town
Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his beat
Lifted off his chain, took his shit
Empty out, close range
Shoot him up, just shoot him up
What?
Kill, kill, kill
Burn him up, burn him up
Shoot him up, just shoot him up.
That's a friendly neighborhood Christmas carol from Nas, Shoot Him Up.
Ash, what you got for us?
I'm not really sure how to pronounce the lady's name, to be honest.
It's either Down Ya or Doon Ya.
The name of the song is Gloom.
All right.
Which one of the young boys gave you this one?
Ask him.
Come ask him.
This guy is nuts, man. I'm asking, I'm asking This guy is nuts, man
I'm asking
Yeah, I'm an angel, dark cloud, I fuck around though
I clip my wings, put on a dress and hit the town up
I'm in the club, I'm dancing like no one's around, look
I'm listening to your song
I'm a gold, a song Go, pump a fire to my room
I know how to set a mood
Now I'm not craving on you
Back on the east side, floating in the meantime
I won't wake up if I do not feel like it
I can show you heaven if I feel like it
Up all night assessing why I feel like this
Easy vibes, you pull up, kick it with the fam
All that extra shit, politics, never been a fan
Drifting high balloons
Stuck on me like superglue
One thing twice, our device, really such a plan
You and I, one way flight, I'll surprise you where we land
Easier to find a cruise
Than to find a good excuse
Yeah, I'm an angel, dark cloud, I fuck around, though
I clip my wings, put on the dress and hit the town up
I'm in the club, I'm dancing like no one's around, love
Like no one's around, though
I'm glad to be on the go
One performance in my room
I know how to set a mood Now I'm equipping on you
We mixin' different I like it, I like it, can I love it?
Yeah, somethin's clickin' I'm blushin' a hundred Fahrenheit
Been had these feelings Soon as recognized, they magnified
That's why I do the most to push you to back of my mind
I do it all to prove that I'm the one
Commit a thousand crimes
Still all they trumpet-shaped accolades
Do it a thousand times
I'ma see the visions that I've dreamt
To any extent
Yeah, they try to make me doubt it
I try to, I really can
So much money, I can't count it, make fantasy for a M
While I'm nouging in New Jersey, I'm double-crossing
I'm still trying to feel a 10, even when I'm
Inconsistent with my wins, can't tell who my friends are
I'm still trying to feel a 10 when nobody listening
Only me, myself again
Yeah, I'm an angel, dark cloud, I fuck around, oh
I clip my wings, put on a dress and hit the town up
I'm in the club, I'm dancing like no one's around, love
Like no one's around, I'm glammed up in my own room
One performance in my room
I know how to set a move
Now I'm not craving a new
That's Dunia Gloom.
Spell it for them.
D-O-U-N-I-A
How old is this young lady?
I'm not hip.
Well, let's Google it.
Let's Google it and find out.
Ish, that's a beautiful song.
What was that song about?
About glue.
Ish.
Ish.
She's 24.
Uh-huh.
Ish.
What is that song about?
No, I ain't.
There you are, horny man, yo.
Yo, I'm going to just call a spade.
What's wrong with this nigga's brain, yo?
Yo, me.
I just, you know.
This guy is nuts, my nigga.
Where did you find this song?
That's what I wanted to know.
Where you find the record at?
Somebody sent it to me.
Who sent you this song?
It has under 10,000 views.
And it came out a week ago.
It did not come out a week ago.
That said December 10th
2021. I don't know bro
somebody sent this shit to me.
I don't know this girl.
You acting like she one of my yamins.
I'm acting like that. No somebody sent it
to me on the. Fam don't act like y'all
don't get some. I don't feel like doing this with you
my nigga. Have you ever seen
this video? No. So this is your
first time what do you think?
I barely even watched the video.
Well, now that you're looking at it,
I mean,
I don't see nothing.
What's wrong with it?
Do you think she's marketable?
I didn't see the whole video
to be honest with you.
Oh, okay.
Yo, close it out, man.
No.
I don't understand what you're doing.
I don't understand.
The crazy part is if you would have played it, you would have been acting like it was the shit. Go ahead. I'm't understand what you're doing. I don't understand. The crazy part is
if you would've played it,
you would've been acting
like it was the shit.
Go ahead, I'm listening.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go now.
And I would've taken
all jokes to come my way.
I don't understand.
I would've been acting
like it was the shit.
It was a great song.
I wouldn't have managed
the song.
I don't understand
the jokes, though.
She's 24 years old.
She provocative?
The video she was
being provocative?
It's okay. It's all right, man. I'm joking. This guy's a years old. She provocative? The video she was being provocative?
It's okay.
It's all right, man.
I'm not joking.
This guy's a kook.
See, Ice, you let me get attacked, too.
I'm going to fuck both of y'all up.
I'm going to fuck both of y'all up, yo.
I'm going to talk to you all about this.
Ice let Ice snap on me.
Ice let Ice snap on me.
I'm not snapping on you.
I ain't snapping on you either.
Nah, you'll snap, man.
Nah, we good, bro.
Yeah, we good because I fucking ran away from the party.
Yo, hopefully everybody enjoyed this podcast.
Hopefully y'all are enjoying your holiday, your families.
Hopefully the men, like, enjoyed their gifts this year. Hopefully y'all are enjoying your holiday, your families. Hopefully the men
like enjoyed their gifts
this year.
Honestly.
Hopefully the ladies
showed out.
Maybe y'all took a cue
from Ari,
Cardi,
Bardi,
somebody, man.
For real,
I also want to shout out
Joe Johnson.
Round of applause
to Joe Johnson.
Black excellence on full display.
A walking bucket, no matter how old he is or where the basketball court is.
He's on the Boston Celtics now, and he scored a fadeaway over Darius Garland
as soon as he checked in the game.
Young boy Garland that I like a lot.
Shout out to him.
And shout out to Cleveland, too.
Why I got to do that?
They're getting buckets.
No, no, look at them.
19 and 12.
You was ahead of the vision with that one. You went to the Cleveland too. Well, why I got to do that? They getting buckets. No, no, look at them. 19 and 12.
You was, you was the,
you was ahead of the vision
with that one.
You went to the Cleveland games.
I told y'all last year
they was good.
They wasn't good last year.
Yes,
they was.
They just,
what they did was
they sat the nigga drumming
so that they could
chop him.
But it hurt,
they,
they was kicking
nigga's asses.
They balling now.
Yeah.
And I did want Darius
calling to go to the Knicks.
I did.
Oh yeah,
that would have been nice.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And that Izuku kid,
whoever that was
that dunked on all
them rockets.
Okoro.
That's my man.
Okoro.
Okoro.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
You ain't tell me
he's going to jump
out of the gym
and dunk on four niggas
at the same time.
He was the fifth pick.
All right, man.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there
until the next time.
We bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
So long.
Goodbye.
I pray that everybody
gets to the new year safely.
I pray for no bed bugs
in Ice's hotel bed.
What else do we pray for?
I pray for Ishan Parks
To find a good gift wrapper, man
Cause you dudes
Don't just hand your girl the gift
Like, yo, here, Duke
Yo, here, Ock
Was shopping for myself
Thought about you
Picked you up something
While I was out
Yeah, got you a little something
Check it out
Here, Duke
Here, Duke Yeah Here, Stank you up something while i was out yeah got you a little something check it out
yeah here's thank you i paid for the lady all year for us since we having all these relationship problems all right we out man y'all hold it down do remember the baddies are insecure
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It's not quite Motrin but
It's just new and enhanced shit they got going on
Shout out to everybody that got fired during the holiday too, man.
I know some companies wanted to make some budget cutbacks.
That's a big thing out there.
Scamming, we high, we back.
And shout out to Boyz II Men just because.
Also, I think I might go to that new edition
Jodeci Charlie Wilson concert
when it comes this way.
And if you want to feel old,
I think yesterday or two days ago...
Hey, Wanya.
No, you sing while I'm talking.
If you want to feel old,
I think the Diary of a Madman album
had its 28th anniversary the other day.
Just in case you wanted to feel old.
All right.
All right.
Sounds about right.
Enjoy your holiday, man.
Enjoy your Christmas cookout.
We're going to go be with our families.
Okay.
Listen.
We're going to go be with our families.
Okay.
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