The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 501 | "When You Yell They Think You Rebel"
Episode Date: January 12, 2022Joe and the guys begin by revisiting Kool Moe Dee's Hip Hop report card (13:20), and TDE's Reason believes Fabolous is a better rapper than Andre 3000 (20:10). Next, the guys dive into alleged rumors ...of Drake's use of hot sauce (28:30), R&B singer Jahiem calls out Usher in a Verzuz (49:05), and Antonio Brown's saga continues as he calls out Tom Brady in his latest interview (1:13:55). Lastly, Joe shares how he and Chris Rock ironically like the same images on Instagram and MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Episode 501 Sleeper Picks Joe | Emanuel - “Worldwide” Ice | Chill Moody - “Purpose” (Ft. Heavens Gold) Parks | REASON - “Left Hand” (Ft. Isaiah Rashad & Zacari) Ish | Apex Hippy - “Domino Trees”
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Alright, enough of y'all.
Stop switching my...
Alright.
That's how it is.
As we proceed to give you what you need.
Mic check, mic check.
Check this out.
My name is Joe Budden.
And when issues not starting this pod, we on some real hip-hop shit, you heard?
That was a real old school intro.
Oh my God.
Yo, and that's another thing, yo.
I hear y'all out there like telling me, like some of the young heads, it's like, yo, Joe, man. I hear y'all out there, like, telling me, like, some of the young heads, it's like,
yo, Joe, man, I hear how you be talking about us on the pod.
All of us is not like that.
And I understand that, man.
But listen, some of us was really outside when this fucking was out, yo.
I, yo, the phones was on blast.
Niggas were trying to figure out who shot you.
Y'all put it in a record.
Who shot you?
It's different.
Y'all just say it.
And y'all say who you shot.
And the details.
And we'll make a video.
But this energy here.
You got to understand it.
Oh.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
Salutations.
Hope everybody's feeling good.
I'm in a real New York mood, but I'm from New York, so it's fine.
I'm from Jersey by way of New York.
I'm from both.
My formative years
Yo, why is Puff
Why is
When you moved to Jersey
When I moved to Jersey
No, I was 13, 14
You might be from New York
You're more from New York probably.
Yeah, I don't know.
You're from New York.
I don't think you know if you can claim Jersey no more.
Why?
13 in New York, then you did some down south farming and all.
I don't know, man.
I don't know if you get it.
What are you talking about?
I got to visit your Jersey card.
How many years you lived in South Carolina?
It's when did I live in South Carolina?
You said you went to high school in South Carolina.
In North Carolina.
Laurenburg, North Carolina.
I went to high school.
Okay.
How many years?
That was a year and a half.
No, about a year.
Then they put me in school in Jersey, and I didn't like it there either.
Got out of there.
Not for the school.
Got out of there.
Then they said
alright go
go to the little
vo-tech school
went there
there wasn't no chicks
in there
there wasn't no chicks
there was no chicks
in the vo-tech school
I think they just
they just wanted me
to be something
what were you gonna be
what was your trade
I don't know
if they saw a lot of hope
go be something
be it over there
get the fuck out of this school
be it over there
whatever it is that's terrible then they sent me to a summer school Go be something. Be it over there. Get the fuck out of this school. Be it over there.
Whatever it is, I don't care.
Then they sent me to a summer school.
That didn't fit.
Oh, summertime?
Nah, I'm not. 80?
Yeah.
Then they sent me to some little school that was just smaller.
That was the Bergen school, right?
No, Bergen school was big.
I know y'all don't know that there's a Bergen school because y'all in the Gardley but there was
I turned it off to say yo y'all here puff being petty Nah Wait Shout out to Puff You took that track up a lot Nah this is when you know
You got a smoker on your hands
Who shocked y'all
Chill
Even doing that is antagonizing
I've been out a little bit And I gotta say I really appreciate the New York set
The old New York bias set, I do
It takes me through the different eras of New York
Sorry if that makes me biased, I don't give a fuck
Yeah, but for a long time they got away from that New York
But now that niggas is inside scared to come out
Now that niggas is outside with masks on
Yeah, that energy is back, man
I hear him kicking up dirt on my name
But I can clean him up like the dungeon on the stage
I'll be my mom, we got parties at the cave
Respect my mind or respect my grind
Goin' to the bank when it's check signing time
It's Tito Bar when it's jet flying time
And we so far, we the set fly dive
Your bitch is funny, I'm talkin' bout life
It was Sunday to Sunday on New York's chilly nights
And we was hungry, nauseous for a fight
But if the walls have a above, of course we wanna slide
I can go tell me you don't love me no more
Cause I might be in this brand
Tryna get my phone on the crib
Tryna f*** about the ghetto
Now how to learn to talk about they don't need me no more
Cause a motherfucker push that GT
It's a problem tryna take that from me
Cause I'm packing chow mein
Ay, what up, you see?
It's that Vito, Cali Bo
It's my move right now, Parks, what up?
I love the girls that's in the strip high all the time, and I'm on some good shit
I love the girls that's in the strip club with the screw face when they come on
Give me a dutch and a lighter, I smoke shit I stay high all the time, I smoke that good shit
I'm high all the time, and I'm on some good shit
I'm a roll up, niggas holla roll up Then I tell them hold up
You ain't getting money, you ain't smoking in my Benz
20 inch Lorenzo, smoking a window.
As a motherfucker, I'll be in the back streets.
This is a vibe, yo.
This is a little fly about girls doing the rapper gun hands.
50 bucks.
You better holla at me, niggas get loud.
There was something a little fly about girls doing the rapper gun hands to 50 bucks.
To this.
There was something a little fly about that back then.
And still.
Still.
I'm about to tell you.
Not just back then.
And still.
They still do it. Yeah, but then. And still. They still do it.
Yeah, but it's different now.
They shooting.
No, and now they throwing up some actual signs.
She forgot that.
Oh, wait.
That's, oh, yo.
And they getting robbed.
That's it.
You're laughing. And I tell them, hold up, you ain't getting money We ain't smoking in my Benzo 20 years Lorenzo, smoking a window
As a motherfucker, I be on the back streets
Niggas know I clap P
Only if you got beef, man, you better holla at me
Yo, how did they want somebody to drop an album when this was out?
This was an album cut.
For real.
This wasn't no single.
This was a deep cut.
This was cheating, yo.
I'm cutting this off. Xbox, laptop,'t no single, this was a deep cut. This was cheating, yo. I'm cutting this off.
Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone.
Bulletproof this bitch and I'm gone.
2003, suburban swerving.
Too many sips of Henny.
The D's sick, they searched the whip and they can't find the semis.
They was just harassing me.
Anytime you was on white piano, B.
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Parks is here, Ish is here, Ice is here, Corey's here, my baby Trey is here
We got the young boys in the back, salute, salute, salute, salute
Have some energy back there, dawg
We ain't put a mic back there for y'all to sound sleepy.
Y'all good or not?
Yeah, we just working.
We just working.
Ain't got time to play.
Touche, touche.
Ain't got time to play back there.
I got you.
Glad to have you back, Screen, man.
Welcome.
Thank you, brother.
So how's everybody feeling?
What's going on?
Chilling.
I'm cool.
Chilling.
You always cool.
Low-key weekend?
Same.
Yeah.
It's that time of year
Weekend was low key
Went to the little Celtics
In uh
Who we play last night
Celtics and
Pacer game
In the metaverse
Oh
Good seats
Floor seats
Floor seats
Yeah
Yo dawg
Is it
It really looks like
You're sitting on the floor
We was sitting on the floor
Me and G-Spin went
Does
Oh word
You went with somebody
You had a date Nah You had a date?
Nah, I had a date.
Went to the game.
He hit me like, yo, what time you going to the game?
7.30?
Does it cost more to get the floor seat?
No.
Most, right?
No.
It don't cost anything.
It's free right now, right?
It's free.
Really?
This is all beta shit.
They're getting us hooked.
They're going to roll it out.
We were sitting right there.
That's pretty fly.
Watching niggas run by.
Yo, you sat on the floor before
in the real life game
not trying to be funny
no sir
sorry I don't
yo you wanted them dude
yeah yeah
bougie
bougie bro
I've never tripped a referee
I'm not trying to be funny
yo you wearing my shirt
no answer
I'm not trying to be funny
don't let him gas
you the guy that said that
in front of some girl
that's how I took it
that's what you doing
I ain't trying to diss you
but I'm going to diss you
I was trying to no that's my shirt yo you doing. I ain't trying to diss you, but I'm going to diss you. That's a nice shirt you're wearing.
Nah,
that's my shirt.
Yo,
it fit right?
I ain't trying to be funny,
it's mine.
It's really mine.
You're like,
that's a nice shirt you like.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Nah,
I was asking you in comparison to,
do it,
yeah,
like,
how does it look?
I went to buy one the other day,
but they ain't had them on Costco,
so.
It look like you're sitting on the floor
that's crazy
you can go upstairs
and sit in those bleeds too
like the camera moves
like if you're in the upper level
like when they do the anthem
and all of that
you're sitting far back
so you can see everything
and anytime
they have a
I think it was Richard Jefferson
and somebody else calling a game
in the meta
so it pulls up
and you see them on the screen
right in front of you
you can walk around?
Yeah, you can move around.
You can talk to other people there.
It's crowded as hell.
That's crazy.
Yo, as great as that is, somehow I think I've had a more interactive sports experience than
you.
Let's hear it.
Yeah, let me hear it.
What game you said you watched?
Celtics and Pacers.
What day was that?
That was last night, Monday.
Yeah, the game before that, they had the Knicks.
They had the Knicks.
Yo, I really sat in my bed and got in touch with how some loser sitting at home can affect the game.
Want to hear this? Long story less long.
Opening night at the Garden.
I go to the game.
The Knicks beat the Celtics.
I DM Jason Tatum.
You felt like something?
I DM Jason Tatum.
I didn't get a chance to say what up at the game.
I said, ha ha, nigga.
Ha ha, y'all trash.
We here.
Whatever.
He said, bet.
I'll see you in January.
That was like sports lingo.
Yeah, no, that ain't just sports.
January comes.
I'm sitting at home.
Nigga say bet.
I turn on the TV.
What do I see?
I see RJ Barrett hit the game winner over Jason Tatum.
What do I do?
Right to the deal. I jump right.
Yo, yo, dog.
I thought you said January.
January. I said,
yo, what happened?
Nigga dropped 40. Shit, they was going crazy. He said whatever he said. And I said, yo, what happened? Nigga dropped 40. Shit, they was going crazy.
He said whatever he said.
And he said, we got y'all Saturday.
I wasn't prepared for that.
I said, it's like this Saturday?
At Boston?
He said, yeah.
And then I didn't even watch the game.
I bet you didn't.
But when I turned it on in the third,
we wasn't looking good.
It was down by like 30.
It was bad.
And I said,
I thought about Spike Lee.
I just thought about all of the people
that really could piss an athlete off that don't have nothing to do with the game.
You just made that person mad, and now what?
Now you got to take it out on your team.
I all of a sudden saw all of Tatum's Kobe workouts in the summer flash before my life.
You playing with a nigga that learned footwork from Kobe.
A bonafide killer.
Because you home bored.
With no jumping. Go find something. Like, because you home, bored. With no jumping.
Go find something.
No,
I can't dribble.
I ain't got no business,
but we'll play them again.
We'll play them again.
You want to DM them
before the game?
Nah.
Evan Fournier
didn't play that game.
Our Celtics killer.
Whoa.
Our Celtics.
That's what it was.
They scored 41
and some shit on them
a couple of days earlier.
We're not starting with sports.
But that was my take.
I'm going to chill out.
Yeah.
Just leave them alone.
I'm going to chill out.
Let them be the athletes.
I'm done.
Yeah, you too.
I'm done.
I get tired watching them
run up and down.
I get mad if I got to run down,
if I forget something
from the kitchen
and gotta run downstairs
yeah this 40 life
is different
nah dog
them niggas are
the supreme athletes
no doubt
listen
what's up
so you did the metaverse
what do y'all wanna start with
I got a bunch of stuff
that I don't really
wanna discuss
you wanna start with
hot sauce
you wanna start with
report cards
you the boss bro
lead the way
we just work here
look at the decisions
you're forced
forced to make here
report card
I don't care about
alright report card
Kumo D's a hater yo
well he was in 98 at least
or whatever year this was
but we knew he was a hater
in whatever year that was, man.
All right.
Kool Moe D put out a report card, but this is from the 90s, right?
Yeah.
He made this in the 90s?
The late 90s.
Yeah.
This has to be.
He made this in the late 90s?
Yeah, he's wild.
No, I know.
That can't be right.
It has to be.
Some of the names on the list didn't come out in the late 90s.
Cannabis on there, right?
Yeah.
Cannabis on there.
All right.
So he made this list in the late 90s, and I like his metric. Yeah, cannabis on there, right? Yeah, cannabis on there. All right, so he made this list in the late 90s
and I like his,
I like his metric.
Yeah,
I like the,
I love the metric.
I love that.
And he based it,
he graded rappers
like a report card
based on vocabulary,
articulation.
This is basically sliders
like we used to talk about.
Creativity,
originality,
versatility,
voice,
record,
stage presence,
sticking to themes
and innovating rhythms.
Pretty good metric. Yeah. Great yeah um and there are a bunch of rappers here jay-z dmx master p big pun snoop nas corrupt
it's a long list a lot of rappers and why was this recently released it just resurfaced somebody
found it and hey look see and that's what i mean about y'all out there with just too much time on your hands.
Who was home and said, hey, let's review the cool Moe D report card from the late 90s?
But here we are.
Here we are.
And here we are.
See, I don't want to be here we are.
I could find some other shit to talk about.
We ain't got to talk about this.
We're here now.
Go ahead.
I'm tight.
What was egregious to you guys?
Come on, dog.
I'm asking. You spelled Rakim wrong. You spelled corrupt wrong. You spelled a lot of things wrong. Go ahead. I'm tight. What was egregious to you guys? Come on, dog. I'm asking.
You spelled Rakim wrong. You spelled corrupt wrong.
You spelled a lot of things wrong.
You can spell corrupt wrong. You can't spell Rakim wrong.
Fuck you from New York.
You can if you're trying to be funny.
Good point.
Yo, in the late 80s,
I mean 90s,
to have fucking...
Go to the next page, y'all page out nigga Nas only got an 84 in the late 90s that's blasphemy that's crazy nigga Nas was a fucking 99.99999 in the late 90s and shit Hov was only 82
no Nas was ranked higher than Hov in the late 90s i'm not doing this with kumo d yo
you would not do this to nas face nas will wrap you up that nigga has mystical rank higher than
nas when you put it like that sticky fingers is ranked higher than us no disrespect to none of
these brothers but in the late 90s nas Nas was fucking... He's coming off a...
Nigga, it was written.
He's in the late 90s.
Now.
At any point in life.
I'm not doing this.
He's wild.
But you know what?
I do respect the fact that he did it.
I do.
Yeah.
I do.
I did this and got punched in the face.
Shut up, man.
What?
Nigga got maced as a 79.
Come on. In the late 90s? Yeah. What was They got Mace as a 79. Come on.
In the late 90s?
Yeah.
What was Pond at?
82 or something?
Mace is fish grease in the late 90s.
Yeah.
So is Pond.
He got Mace at a C+.
And got Pond at an 82.
But a lot of people don't really respect Mace.
They don't be respecting Mace.
But in the late 90s, you would have.
Got Lauryn Hill at 97 with an A+, man.
Got all 10s in everything with nines and records stage
presence and sticking to themes everything else is tens i'm not super mad now wait guys now using
that metric you go individually through all of the categories yeah i much rather talk about hot
sauce yeah let's talk about this is disgusting yo this nasty. He wanted to beat. That's all that was. My point of view on this is this is just off.
I do like the metric system, though.
I love it.
I like the grading system.
I love it.
I'm not dignifying a hip-hop conversation from somebody who has Mystical ranked ahead of Nas.
And Jay-Z.
I'm not doing that.
And I like Kumo D.
And Mystical.
I like all of them.
Kumo D's an OG.
But this is some bullshit.
Yeah, but you know what, yo?
Yo, Mystical's ranked higher than Raekwon. Come on, yo.
Alright, come on, man.
I'm just looking at the deck.
Yo, this is nuts.
Raekwon at 86.
I mean.
I'm going to say this, but I'm not talking about Kuma, D.
I'm just going to say it, though.
Because enough is enough, man.
I told you, I'm going to be more honest this year.
Sip the juice.
I got enough to go with first. Yo. honest this year yo we gotta start putting the the line between the old niggas that have aged
gracefully and their skin is looking beautiful voice sounds great they still fucking got a family
that loves them still have a functioning brain with thoughts that we need and want to hear from. They're still sought after.
Versus the old niggas where life's gotten the best of you.
And it's a lot of y'all.
I'm not talking to nobody on this list.
I'm broadening the conversation.
Okay, that's important to state.
Kool Moe D can't rap better than me.
No, he can't.
At no point ever in life.
Please, stop.
I'm not even dignifying this.
Keep going.
But I'm just saying,
like Big Daddy Kane is out looking beautiful,
showing young people a thing or two about breath control.
You can see why he was that amazing.
I'm not putting this on Kool Moe D
because I don't know that Kool Moe D put this out.
I don't even know that he published this.
Good point.
So I'm not putting this on him.
That's a wild...
If you were just like, you know what?
I should put this on Kool Moe D and put it on the internet.
That's a crazy thought process if it wasn't him, though.
It was an old hat.
But I would be mad
if even I wrote this
in the 90s
and then somebody
put it out
20 years later.
Like to do what?
To do what?
To get you slandered.
It worked.
Spark conversation.
Same shit they do
with old tweets.
Never mind.
Spark a conversation.
This is an old tweet basically? Yes. And you can't talk about you can't do that. I do like that tweets? Never mind. Spark a conversation. Damn, this is an old tweet,
basically?
Yes.
And you can't talk about,
you can't do that.
I do like that somebody did this, though.
Because you can't do this.
You can't do this, yo.
Go ahead.
Teach us, Ish.
No, I'm just saying,
I was outside.
You can't give KRS-One
a lower vocabulary score
than Kumo D got.
Well, he may as well.
He got a seven in vocabulary.
He's Benzino on the source, man.
You got to give yourself four and a half.
Did you guys hear Reason say that Fab-
I was going to bring that up, yeah.
That Fab raps better than-
Andre.
And I think he said that specifically he would beat him in a versus,
or could beat him in a versus
Reason we love you here man
Nah that is my man
Rapid subjective
I would call him
Don't do that there
I'm not
I love this brother
And we love Fab
But that's three stacks, man.
I don't think...
What he said...
Let me say this.
Let me read this.
I don't want to say this.
It's a whole lot of stuttering.
No, no, no.
Because look, this is what he said.
It's a lot of people that feel like him.
Look.
All right, go ahead.
And the thought takes place uptown.
I feel like him.
But look, listen to what he said.
What'd you just say? He said it's a lot of people that feel this way. Who? Who? And where? takes place uptown. I like him. But look, listen to what he said. What'd you just say?
He said it's a lot of people that feel this way.
Who?
Who and where?
Name them.
You can't call five people on your phone if you're like this.
You can't call three people on your phone.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
You got Fab somewhere on your phone?
No.
Hey, Ish.
Ish.
Ish.
Call me.
But no, what Reason said was Fab out-rapped Wayne.
If you can out-rap Wayne, you can out-rap Andre 3000.
He's out-rapped Wayne on records.
I'm not saying it's easy for Fab,
but I think if Fab came in with the mindset
of I want the best verse, I think
Fab can out-rap Andre 3000.
That's what he said.
That's different. That's why I'm trying to give
y'all what he said.
And not to clickbait this. He could beat him in a versus. And that's why I'm trying to give y'all what he said. That's different. And not to clickbait this.
He could beat him in a versus.
And that was probably
misleading information. He said, we need a Fab
versus Andre versus. Versus
only I got Fab. Somebody hand me
the aux.
No, he's still going to lose that.
He's going to lose that. He's going to lose that.
But I do like the first exam.
I do like the, if they're on a song together, yeah, he could get the better of it.
I said Fab will not lose that.
I said, I don't think, like, what he's saying here.
He's saying give him the all.
Versus, verse, versus.
Verse, versus of 20 verses.
I don't know if Fab loses that.
He doesn't.
I could be wrong.
I don't know.
I don't know if Fab loses that.
With the right 20 verses.
And no, those were not the right 20 verses.
He played versus kids.
See, you're a musician.
So you're getting into musicianship bag.
Cut the music off.
Adlib just their verses.
I think that goes even more in Andre's favor.
I disagree.
I don't know.
I'm not saying Fab would guarantee a win.
Because they're talking as fans and you're talking as a musician.
I understand what they're saying. And that's why I just... I understand what they're saying.
Take the music off.
You're...
And that's why I'm trying to shut up.
Take the music off.
I think his voice is more interesting.
That helps Andre even more.
Fab's wordplay is a different ballgame.
We're not going to do that.
And Andre's isn't?
This nigga's witty, man.
Fab is a very witty nigga, bro.
I understand this argument. I do, too. I'm not saying he's going to win. I'm not saying he's wilditty, man. Fab is a very witty nigga, bro. I understand this argument.
I do too.
I'm not saying he's going to win.
I'm not saying he's wild out of wash.
I get it.
The point that if they got on a song together, Fab could get the better of him.
That is entirely possible and feasible, and that is a very valid point and argument.
A verse, verse, verse.
Verses.
That was a lot of verses.
I'm sorry.
Fab gets smoked.
No disrespect to Fab. He's not getting smoked. Smoked. No smoking. I don't think neither sorry, Fab gets smoked. No disrespect to Fab.
He's not getting smoked.
Smoked.
No smoking.
I don't think neither one of them gets smoked.
No smoking.
Smoked.
We just talking versus only.
Let's expand this argument a bit.
Let's do it.
Your three verses off the top of your head
from Three Stacks would be, think for a second,
and your three verses from Fab
just off the top of your head would be
think for a second i'll play some jeopardy music or something to keep things going here
that's difficult um it's hard all right so joe biden joe bud and joe rogan walking the bar
what are you who gets back yo that's funny
dog
I can't even
really
it's tough
I'm gonna answer that
I'm gonna shoot the
neo verse
and while y'all think
I'll give you some
more time to think
and just fill this up
with space
I'll try to resist
Parks a little bit
and I
and I agree
probably with Parks
smoke
no oh you agree that's all I'm saying no I kind of agree with y'all too but what I'm saying and I agree probably with Parks. Smoke?
No.
That's all I'm saying.
Trey wins. No.
I kind of agree with y'all too,
but what I'm saying is,
Parks and his phone,
y'all better do something
because when he go on that phone,
he come back prepared.
But what I'm saying is this
while I give y'all time.
I'll do that.
Three Stacks is who he is
and acknowledged and embraced by the world
because of who he is.
I don't know that they did that so much for his rapping ability.
I just don't know that he can do that without his rapping ability.
Like for him,
it was a lot of style pushing the envelope.
It was a lot of relationship.
It was out.
Some of the things I'm just saying,
some of the things that made him larger than life.
It wasn't all rapping.
And that's where you get those that argue that, hey,
Big Boi rapped at the same level as Andre, and he's not as big.
But he doesn't.
And I love Big Boi.
Huge Big Boi fan.
Me too.
Me too.
He tore me up on Wild N' Out.
Love you, Big Boi.
Two niggas I wouldn't particularly want to write a rhyme against.
No.
But would if I had to damn it was something else
with three stacks
it was something else
with three stacks
he just larger than rap
he just was different
yeah and outcast
the music contest
no he did
no I know
but I'm saying
the world
like when bombs over Baghdad
was going crazy
he sung
yeah
bro the videos when bombs over Baghdad was going crazy. He sung. Yeah.
Bro.
The videos was dope. When Bombs Over Baghdad went off.
The instrumentation was dope.
Their overall presence was dope.
Y'all can't jump in
while I'm buying us time.
Y'all supposed to be
finding verses.
Oh, I'm not finding verses.
All right.
So you are.
No, no, no.
It's not even that I'm...
What I was saying was
you said the top three.
Just any three.
I didn't mean top three.
But what I'm saying is
Andre, like for me, if I had to pick top three, probably Sari's gonna go top well but what i'm saying is andre like for me if
i had to pick top three probably sorry he's gonna go in there 16 is gonna go in there like both
his introspection and all of that is just light years ahead his top three if i take fab's three
verses it's not gonna be close i'm saying out of your so you'll get three points off of that i'm saying out of 20 songs versus
not songs 20 verses 20 verses it will be closer than it ain't gonna be like a 19-1 something like
that i think it'll be all i'm saying i think it'll be 15-5 though i don't think it'll be it might
yeah i don't think it's gonna be disrespecting fab Fab. You are. I like that. Disrespecting Fab's pen. I just think that Andre is a fucking one of a lifetime talent.
And that's.
What you going to play when that Andre verse from Kanye shit that just dropped plays?
Right.
Y'all like that verse more than me.
Or Elevators or Equemini or the UGK record.
Those are the points. you naming the guaranteed points
yeah
I got some fab
we just talking verses
I have some fab freestyle verses
that are
amazing
amazing
yes
a different level of
mental play
with words
and all that
we've unpacked it
come on
hot sauce
hot sauce it is
hot sauce it is
hot sauce it is
and I mean we don't have to do it.
Because it's just been a slow news week.
Yes.
I don't even believe it, to be honest with you.
It's on the internet, though.
You right.
This is true.
It's true.
You're absolutely right.
I didn't even.
Yeah.
Tell them what happened, Joe.
No.
This is disgusting.
This is nuts bro
but you know why
it's not disgusting
cause there really is
a culture of people
who want
this information
this tea
this behind the scenes
they love this shit
they eat this shit up
the stories from hoes
where there's hot sauce involved
she didn't make herself
look great in the story
no
young lady says
she slept with Drake see and cns fucked up if you
drink you somewhere minding your business chilling low-key and just some random person
just decides to put some shit out that it don't matter if it's true or false just your name being
in it is enough yeah it's enough to get traction she's lying pay it pay it I heard it pay it
I heard it
pay it
a dollar in the cup
from Ish
the story is
allegedly
Drake and some girl
had sex
he went to the bathroom
took the condom off
threw it in there
she went in there
after to try to put
some cum inside of
I don't know what
she was trying to do
I don't think that works
maybe it does
she was shocked to learn
that it smelled like
hot sauce.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Allegedly, she poured it into herself
and then got burned.
Then realized it was Frank's.
We put that shit on there.
And had the nerve to have an attitude with him.
She's suing him for what I said.
Allegedly.
According to the ad.
Yo, this is a fake story.
This is not real,
and we are better than this.
This is fake.
You are correct.
You are correct.
I cracked the case on my Aquaponic scam.
What you got?
There's a scam?
There's a scam up the street from me.
They know you want it?
There's a scam up the street from me.
Now, I like them.
I'm listening.
Go ahead.
Did you put your dime in there?
I'm about to throw it over there, nigga.
You're going to miss. He parks. I was nice when I was trying. Just FYI. Go ahead. I'm listening go ahead did you put your doll in there I'm about to throw it over there nigga you're gonna miss
he parks
I was nice
just FYI
go ahead
yo he will try not to put the doll in there
I'm balling the doll up the side
you're a real life child
look at this guy
what am I saying
Aquapana
up the street
up the street
I like the place
so I'm not really
who they are
It doesn't matter
Okay
And I tip my hat
To a good scam
I do
So I go there
I order a water
Guy brings the water to me
Aquapana bottle
No cap
Don't taste like Aquapana
I drink it
I don't even pay no mind To the fact he brung it without a cap, but that's a little fishy.
Yeah.
Cool.
I drink it.
I instantly could tell this is not aquapana.
If you're listening out there, they're like, that sounds weird.
What the fuck are you, some type of water tester?
No, it just so happens I've been drinking a lot of aquapana lately.
So if you give me a fake one, I can spot it.
And this wasn't a good fake.
It's like toilet water.
It's like tap water.
Might have came out of the tap.
Tastes like some shit
that should not have been
in the bottle.
But it's cool.
Young little waiter
comes over in a time
where it's tough for niggas
to get jobs.
I question him.
It's just who I am.
Yo, dog,
where's the top to this water?
He says,
I was just trying to be
a gentleman, Joe Budden,
and pour it for you.
Can't get mad at him.
Sure.
I don't think that he's in on it.
No, I just don't think he's in on the scam. I'm sure the restaurant
says, hey, someone orders this shit.
This is how we do it here. The young guy,
I don't think they allowed him to be part
of the scam. And I can't prove it's a scam.
Cool. You're probably right. I leave.
I come back the very next
day. Same waiter
guy. I say, hey,
let me get a water. With dopey this time don't remove the
cap he thought i was shooting at him he says joe i really was just trying to do you a solid i said
it's not you but please bring the cap don't you know he brings the cap over but still off pardon
me it was it's a beer cap it's one of the things that's on the
top of like a Corona that you press on.
Oh yeah, that happens sometimes.
Bottled waters come with a beer cap on.
Show me an Aquapana that comes
like that in your life. They press the
cap on there. That comes with a twist off.
Pellegrinos sometimes come with
at a restaurant, they come with the
beer caps.
Aquapana. You can't get Aquapana or Pellegrino in the beer caps. Aquapana.
You can't get Aquapana or Pellegrino in the store usually.
It is a bottle cap.
It is a bottle cap.
Yeah.
They don't sell it like that in the store, but at the restaurant, they sell it with the bottle cap on it.
Did it say Aquapana on the cap?
But that don't matter because they could just press that cap back on.
Nah. Nah, nah, nah. If that cap back on. Nah.
If that cap's been removed,
yeah, you could put it on,
but it ain't the same.
On American Greed,
on the wine scams,
that's how they did it.
They have one that puts that cap right back on, fix it.
But you gotta have a machine.
You don't think they got a machine in there?
No.
That's going a long way to save $14.
They charging $7 a bottle for what might be toilet water,
and y'all are saying the machine costs too much?
Over the life of the business in perpetuity.
And y'all are saying the machine costs too much.
I just want to make myself clear.
It seems like a stretch.
Personal opinion.
I don't think
for a 70 bottle of hennessy they might go the extra mile no for three four hundred dollar bottle
of wine three four hundred yellow tail and then dressing it up like it's something else yeah yeah
do y'all know that the sound factory and the old club that shut down in New York that was 24-7 made a million dollars a week, damn near, off water?
Yeah.
I believe it.
But y'all telling me that for Hennessy, you understand it.
For water, you wouldn't understand somebody doing that scam.
They made a million dollars off water.
What do you think they made off Hennessy?
But you talking about-
Yo, how many people you-
Oh, wow, this is such an interesting conversation.
No, you're comparing a nightclub
in the biggest city
in the country
no I'm comparing
a place that's open
for business
24 hours
for 8 hours
8 hours
a day
and the amount of people
that come in and say
may I have
bottled water
for the day
every day
and the markup
that is getting
$7 a bottle
from nothing. Is Aquaponic
the only water that they sell in bottles?
That's the bottle.
So if you say bottle water, that's what you get.
That might be there.
Now y'all gonna make me pull the calculator out.
No, it's a cost benefit though.
So that particular recapping
machine might cost a hundred
grand if i make five hundred dollars extra a day off of my water scam why wouldn't i think that
that's worth it as a business you it would be granted liquor i may make more but that sounds
that sounds that's that's what i'm saying that's why i'm in disbelief we know what they're probably scared of that too that sounds that sounds and that's what I'm saying that's why I'm in disbelief we know what they're doing
with the liquor some places
absolutely
yeah
absolutely
seen it
like even
seen it tasted it
all of it
I've seen it
I've seen it
I've only seen it
like oh shit
nah I don't even drink
but they'll take the bottle
and pour some house liquor
in the
what's the fancy shit now?
The cancer.
Casa Migos bottle
or any of that shit.
They'll do all of that.
Yeah.
But with this particular,
the machines cost
three, four, five grand.
I just don't see it being,
when I could go up the street
and get the shit dropped off.
Get a case.
For a dollar,
yeah, dollar, dollar.
And I'm still marking it up.
I thought that was a great scam.
It is a scam.
On a wide scale yeah
but if you a mom and pop location
it may not behoove you
you're not selling
10,000 waters a week
if I buy a case of those
I'm probably getting them
for $2 a bottle
if that
no they selling
maybe less than that
and if I'm marking up
selling it for $7 a bottle
I don't need the bottle machine
I'm already winning
I'm already up
I don't need the bottle machine
if my water scam
can take care of
three other bills
I don't understand what y'all are saying.
I just think that-
Yes, you're already up.
It's time consuming.
Yo, we've seen this.
We see people that's already up putting up houses on some bullshit.
Yes.
True.
There's a scam in everything with people that's already up.
Some people say that's how they got up.
True.
Yeah.
I'm not saying it's impossible.
I just don't think-
You're saying you wouldn't do it.
And you're saying you wouldn't do it. I've worked do it. And you're saying you wouldn't do it.
I've worked in a bunch of restaurants, too, and they do the poor liquor in bottles.
Liquor is a different one.
You order house wine that's supposed to be X bottle, and they're getting it from a box over here.
I've seen all that shit.
I've seen all types of bullshit.
Putting a bottle cap on a bottle of water is pretty fucking annoying.
You got to pay somebody to be on the machine and cap the bottle.
As a bartender, I'd be like, I'm not doing that shit.
That's disgusting. Yeah, that's disgusting. As a waiter, I'd be like, I'm not doing that shit. That's disgusting.
Yeah, that's nasty.
As a waiter, I'd be like, I'm not doing that shit.
True.
They wouldn't invite you to that scheme.
Y'all sleep on that scheme.
All right, I'm done.
Let's move on.
Yeah, your brain.
He think as a waiter, he would be invited to my water scheme.
You think the owner is going to be back there camping bottles?
He's not doing that shit.
No, but I think his cousin is.
Or I think his nephew is.
I think somebody that he trusts is involved in his scheme that no one should know about.
Not the bartender with the BBL.
You might be right.
She's not the one.
But men are getting them now.
In case you haven't.
I'm sure.
They are.
I said there's a BBL pill coming. I'm sure. They are. Ice said there's a BBL pill coming.
I'm sorry? And Ellie Chopper said
he's creating a pill that'll
give you a BBL and increase your
breast size.
I like the way that guy's brain thinks.
That's what he said. No, they got the breast pills
already. I'm telling you what he's creating.
It's a hormone enhancing thing. Men
be taking it. Men be getting
titties from a pill? Yeah.
Wait. All jokes aside yes but why it's because people play with their own titties no people are a good pair of
titties man a certain walk of life they want to be more feminine so i think it gives you estrogen
and it enhances your ability to create breasts yeah for okay so yeah he said in 2022 i will be presenting an herb that naturally
works as a bbl also increases breast size for every 3 000 surgeries there's one death
let's naturally get to the body you want i'm here to assist naturally
i think people don't know what that is yeah that's not. If the ingredients are from nature.
All right, all right.
Come to the sand.
No, that's not naturally.
It's still a drug.
So yeah, y'all can stop going under the knife. A drug.
And I'll eat choppa gotcha.
There you go.
Go get your little wheatgrass and get some titties, man.
Your man said Previously
He found a herb
That treated
Erectile dysfunction
And obesity
You just be out there
Eating all types of plants
And see what it do
His brain is progressive
So is these herbs
That's funny
That is funny
I mean you gotta salute
A hustler though
People are
People are buying into The all natural supplement game I mean fuck it Salute a hustler though People are People are buying into
The all natural supplement game
I mean fuck it
I'm not mad
Get paid young nigga
Get paid
That shit be a bunch of bullshit
I watched them sell
Herbalife man
Get paid
Yeah
Herbalife
Herbalife work ice
Allegedly
They still ain't got
they checks yet
oh you was selling
Herbalife
you sold Herbalife
don't do that
you bought it
you bought it
I'm not gonna stab you
with this phone
I sold Herbalife
what's wrong with you
yo
couple of my peoples
they getting money too
they not getting money
they telling you
they getting money
they not getting money yo how can you they getting money. They not getting money.
Yo, how can we ever confirm if the person that is telling us they getting money is getting money?
Like, why do niggas say that?
Well, tear it, Ish.
Because we can't judge the women that run around Googling niggas' salaries and what certain jobs make a year.
What's the dude way of
that? Like dudes just assumed,
nah, he getting it.
He might have six other businesses.
You can't.
Just gotta believe. No, if you could really do it,
then they would separate the real from the fake.
You can't.
Just gotta believe.
Wham.
Some niggas got Benzes,
and they live in their mother basement.
Other niggas riding around with...
Some niggas got Benzes,
and they hot in the car every night, too.
They hide in the car?
They hiding the car.
Oh, yeah.
Because the truck looking for it.
You're right.
The man looking.
The repo man?
Oh, yeah, he looking for it.
Oh, he don't be going to the garages.
No, he can't.
He can't go in the garage. But that's why they got to hide. They don't have a garage, though, so they got to hide in the car. Oh, you know. Oh, yeah, he's looking for it. Oh, he don't be going to the garages. No, he can't. He can't go in the garage.
That's why they got to hide.
They don't have a garage, though, so they got to hide the car.
Oh, you know?
Are you fucking right?
I know.
I know you know.
Boy, I had demands looking for me a few times.
I know.
We used to be hiding up in the room.
Yo, all we move is couch, there's no windows.
Oh, that was that time.
Yeah, yo, you stupid, yo.
Yeah, nah, I just started.
Listen, doing it, living life that way, you learn what the law is.
I didn't know they could take your car while you parked.
Hey, man.
What you mean, while you parked?
Like, if you're at the store somewhere?
If you are parked.
If you're in it.
In it.
You're at the Walgreens.
Oh, while you're in it.
This is when New York started.
The street walkers, they would tell you shit.
They would knock on your window.
If they had your shit and they found it, get out.
This car is coming with me right now.
Good luck with that.
Yeah, nah.
Shit.
Good luck what?
You got to earn this one.
Good luck what?
It ain't hooked up yet.
You have to earn this.
You're going to go to jail.
No, I heard that wrong.
No, I heard that wrong.
This is what I heard.
I'm sorry.
You might be right. But from what I heard, it is. No, I heard that wrong. No, I heard that wrong. This is what I heard. I'm sorry. You might be right.
But from what I heard, it is.
No, they did it.
What you in?
What you in the car?
Yes.
They said, yo, fam, get out the car real quick?
Yes.
And you got out?
You said, nah.
The ticket, dude.
Not a cop.
But it's not the ticket, dude.
It's not the ticket, dude.
That ticket, nigga.
Man, you was a little meter, man.
It's not him.
You had to earn your check today, buddy.
I was about to say, if you let Miss Isabel take your car,
something wrong with you.
I'm not stopping you, fam.
No, sir.
You out your fucking mind.
You crazy.
You crazy nuts.
Miss Isabel.
Word.
You bugging.
I'm good.
I wish.
That ain't happening.
Police is something different,
but I'm not.
And you got the,
but what kind of police?
What they in?
How many of them?
I guess you would know.
Nah, nah. No, no, no, no. Fair enough. Or drive away from the police. Not today. You don't want to do records. But what kind of police? What they in? How many of them? Ice, you and I still trying to run
from the police.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fair enough.
Or drive away from the police.
Not today.
You don't want to do Rikers.
Not today.
You ain't going to Rikers.
You talking to Ice 21 years old.
Ice 21 years old
why he want to see
no Rikers neither?
I don't want to see Rikers ever.
But if I'm in the car
and you on foot,
you going to earn it.
On High Town,
on the season two episode,
the two girls
break into the drug house
right
and one of the niggas
run
he run out the yard
it's a little regular gate
he couldn't hop it
the girl caught him
I was home laughing
my ass off
I said listen
I know I'm old
but I can get over that
without touching that gate
in a heartbeat
she wouldn't have caught me
yo
Hightown I almost hopped that 10 foot gate gate. In a heartbeat. She wouldn't have caught me. Yo, high time.
I almost hopped that 10-foot gate if I didn't have them Cicconis on.
Listen, that's another way you separated men in the hood.
Yes.
You knew who could get away.
You knew who could get away.
Over certain gates and hop shit, right?
And you know the niggas that, yo, you might as well just get arrested.
Don't run because you're going to just make it hot for me.
And don't run the way I'm running. Go run that way.
But you were saying?
I was listening to you. Hot town.
Oh, no, I'm off.
Yo, dog, I started watching it. That shit is mad
gloomy dark.
Ish, we have this talk every week,
so how do you want it to go now?
You don't like the gloomy dark shows that me and the rest of America love.
Just get you a 4K TV.
You like, like.
I read an article about how they use the color gradients thing.
I'll send it to you.
Yo, the postal office, they just put a podcast out.
Maybe you should check that out.
Like, maybe that's for you.
You can hear how the mailing system was created.
No, because you'll find a scam in it
yo the nigga had
fake envelopes
it's definitely a scam
in it
yo it's absolutely
there's a thousand
people that are
scamming that though
look at him
he don't think
it's a scam in the mail
you don't think
it's a scam in the post office
I don't know
I don't care
that's like the OG scam
this nigga will find one
yo the envelope is fake
it just lives
lives blindly
through the world
like
you know all the scams
around, dog.
I know the scams
that come across.
Yeah, some of them
that come across my life.
I don't be caring
about nobody else's hustle.
You get what I'm saying?
I'm not selling...
Post office is a scam,
I'm going to tell you that.
I'm not selling Oxy's.
All them shit.
I'm not...
UPS, FedEx,
all the motherfuckers
be stealing your shit.
They leave a little paper on your door.
You never get in that box.
My morning starts with trying to figure out the scam.
Soon as I look at that little coffee Keurig.
It's a scam.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
What?
I see how they get niggas now.
I see what's going on with this.
A whole pile of coffee costs $5.
Little cups cost $1 a pop.
Then I might go outside, hop in the car.
You look at the cars. Ah, you guys. There's a couple different sc Pop. Then I might go outside, hop in the car, you look at the cars.
Ah,
you guys.
There's a couple different scams.
You just see scams everywhere.
You might get pulled over.
You know why they're pulling you over
in certain months,
certain areas.
They're acting a little more aggressive.
Certain times.
Yeah.
Certain people.
Certain cities in Jersey.
There's a scam.
Yeah,
I go to the supermarket.
Only self-checkout.
Ah,
okay. Just save us $12 an hour right there. That's scam. I go to the supermarket. Only self-checkout. Okay.
Just say that's $12 an hour right there.
That's okay.
Hey, hey.
I got my scam on there, too.
I look out.
They're aware of that.
I look out the window, and it don't be traffic.
You don't see cars.
I look across the highway.
It don't be no cars.
I be like, niggas ain't outside.
Something's up.
I'm telling you how it looks.
I'm going to give you a hug with a bottle.
Yo, where's your brain going?
Y'all don't look at self-checkout as like a challenge?
Or is it just me?
Two for one.
It's definitely two for one challenge.
All right, okay, okay.
What's the challenge?
Take two.
You going to think I'm going gonna check all of this out.
One, two for you.
Two, two for you.
Yeah, like, come on.
All right, but what you do
when the machine start
making noise
and sirens?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, what you do
when little Miss Jackie
is sitting there
with a little flashlight?
What?
Now, they always keep
one store worker there
to look at all of it. She busy because the one worker there. Yeah, but she busy. Yeah, but she busy.
She busy because the one over there,
it keeps saying, please take your item out the car.
So she got to go help them.
Ice, you have a daughter.
I was about to say, Joe.
She'll be with me.
I think Ice might need a raise.
Oh, not this again.
Oh, no.
Hey, yo, dawgs.
I hate when this happens.
If you over there stealing asparagus,
I'm going to give you a hug, too.
It's not.
It's the principle.
That get the niggardom out your brain.
That, yo, I can get it off, so I'm going to get it off.
That's challenge accepted, bro.
I only steal things that if I get caught, I can act like it was a mistake.
Like, oh, shit, the gum.
Oh, the batteries.
But you can do that in the South China.
Oh, dawgs.
Yo.
Yeah.
And y'all just saved $12 an hour. Yo, it was a win for-checkout. Oh, yeah. And you'll be safe.
Twelve dollars.
It's a win for all of us.
Twelve dollars.
Even Steven.
This steak is bananas.
He's going to get paid less.
I didn't know that's how
he was living.
He went around
stealing groceries.
All right,
buddy.
Yo.
We don't have no
self-checkouts in New York.
Yo,
self-checkout would be like,
oh,
for real,
for real,
for real.
That's nuts. All right, bet. There is no self-checkouts in New York. No, self-checkout would be like, oh, for real? For real? That's nuts.
All right, bet.
There is no self-checkouts in New York City.
I'm not going to hold you.
It's not for everybody to be listening.
I'm not doing that bad.
My nigga, we all got to be stealing them out.
Yo, you such a classist, yo.
You really are.
No, I was trying to make a joke, but I'm not stealing turkey bacon.
Oh, a classist joke.
I'm not stealing turkey bacon, my nigga.
I'm good.
That price be high, though.
It is. It do. Go get some oxtail. I don't eat that, but. Oh, a class's joke. I'm not stealing turkey bacon, my nigga. I'm good. That price be high, though. It is.
It do.
Go get some oxtail.
I don't eat that, but.
Oh, okay.
I can't afford it.
I'm not buying it.
It's not about can't afford.
It's just a fact.
We don't need to.
You got it, bro.
I'm good.
Challenge accepted.
But I will say, in my brain, in my brain, I do still be wanting to try them.
That's what it's for. No, not self-checkout.
Athleticism. I'd be wanting
to just... You want to get chased. I want to run.
I want to see if you can catch me.
When I go to the supermarket and get the crab legs from behind the
thing and he pack them up, I always
laugh. He put the little price sticker there
and trusts me to walk
to the register
and hand it to them.
I just want to run out one day?
One of them little 28-year-old niggas
going,
and this nigga clumsy.
He ain't going to make it out.
He's going to slip.
Nah, but didn't you
want to knock over somebody's car?
Didn't y'all see the thread on Twitter
about,
I forgot what it was,
Uber Facts or one of them shits,
and they said,
now that you don't work for the company
anymore,
tell all the secrets.
Oh, yeah, that was wild.
And like 90% of them were like,
if you run out the store,
we can't do anything, so you might as well have a blast and we're telling all the secrets. Oh, yeah, that was wild. And like 90% of them were like, if you run out of the store, we can't do anything,
so we might as well have a blast.
Yeah.
I respect the Uber dudes ever since.
If you put a girl in there
and she just started throwing up,
you respect the Uber dudes.
Because that's a charge.
Yeah, it is.
It's $250 extra.
Is it really?
Yes.
Cleaning.
And a bad report.
And you'll never be able to get another Uber
unless the Uber is like a cool dude.
Like, if you don't go crazy.
Yeah, I'm not picking up a puke.
But you're responsible for the person
that you put in the Uber and what they do.
Oh yeah, I've gotten some bad reports from that,
from putting someone else in the Uber.
Huh?
Yeah, why is my grade so low?
Then you're like, oh, that's the day.
So somebody gets in your Uber,
it's four in the morning,
they come from the club
and they throw up in your Uber.
That's a charge, bro.
The Uber person gets a bad grade?
No, no, no.
No, no.
The person who called the Uber.
Like, you call Uber for a girl.
She gets in the Uber and throws up.
That goes on you.
The charge and the bad grade.
They don't even know this girl.
Yeah.
You called that Uber.
That makes sense.
Your account.
No, that makes sense.
What else we got?
This is going to hurt my soul to get into Jaheim versus Usher, but we have to do it.
Who's doing that?
Everyone.
Well, Jaheim is.
I was about to say, not everybody.
Jaheim says, and I quote, someone said it.
Oh, he said, let's settle this once and for all.
Someone set it up.
Let's move all the pawns out the way King move but if you
are scared I'll just say checkmate I'll give us your one month to step up to the
plate he gave ultimatum yep nothing personal he's one of the best
respectively then he said I want all the smoke you the fans can make this happen Yep, nothing personal. He's one of the best, respectively.
Then he said, I want all the smoke.
You, the fans, can make this happen immediately.
I'm so serious.
Ja is ready.
20-0.
Not 20-0.
22-0.
I was going to say maybe 23-0.
It could go 30-0.
Ja gets about four points. He does not get a point.
He gets a point.
Against Usher?
All right.
What's the point?
That's why I hate
these versus arguments.
Jaheim has about...
I like Jaheim,
by the way.
He just answered you.
This is a point
automatically no matter what
against Usher?
Lie. Lie. I'm not going to say that. Okay. This is a point automatically No matter what against Usher Lie Lie
I'm not going to say that
Okay
So he didn't just answer
I want to preface this
With Jaheim
It's from Jersey
I was about to say that
Hey
I don't like
I don't like what y'all doing
I don't like that
Jaheim did it
We didn't do shit
But I don't like
Everybody was minding their business
Still
It's 22
Or she might get a point
Just for standing there
He can't
Shout to Jaheim
One of the best voices
We've ever heard in our life
He can't
Come close
He can't come close
To Usher in the verses
But
I wouldn't be mad at him
versus someone else.
Who?
Case.
He better not
never call Case name.
I'm just trying to think of...
He better not say Case.
He better not call Usher name.
But y'all letting him do that?
Nah, Jaheim my man.
I ain't got nothing bad
to say about him.
I don't have anything bad
to say about him either.
I like the confidence
It's big jersey
Maybe he knows something that
The rest of the world does not
He can't
Yeah he know they getting paid to do versuses
They gonna fuck you up in the bros
Guys I'm telling you
Nah
I love Jaheim
But
Who gonna tell the truth
Y'all wanna tell the truth
Or you want me to do it
You do it
It's Usher
You seen Jaheim lately
Jaheim wants this
this is the ticket
this give me some bread
I'm down bad right now
no disrespect
it is what it is
Jaheim be in the strip club
too nice
I don't
and he ain't no sucker
I've never said he is
Why are y'all trying to make
Sense that I'm dissing this guy
He put this out here
I was minding my business
I said dude
Who wants to tell the truth
Everybody said no
So I said okay fine
I'll tell it
Yeah
I don't want to do it
That's all
I'm not disrespecting the dude
You put this out here
He sung a
He sung a Christmas jingle
On his Instagram
The other day
It sounded amazing
After Christmas Jaheim leave us You're alone Please yo Yeah that's all That's all That's it He sung a Christmas jingle on his Instagram the other day. It sounded amazing.
After Christmas?
Jaheim, leave Usher alone, please, yo.
Yeah, that's all.
That's all.
That's it.
Most people need to leave Usher alone.
Stick to the rivers and lakes you used to.
Yeah, it's a different one. Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Most people need to leave Usher alone.
It's a hard, hard sell.
Yeah.
Usher got a lot of them.
Just leave Usher alone.
But if you leave him alone, like, listen, Jaheim got joints for me.
Absolutely.
Jaheim got joints for me, man.
1,000%.
And I hate when, even if my brothers put themselves in a position
where the internet might say bad things about them,
I don't want to do that.
I'm trying to change that in 2022.
Jaheim, nobody asked for this.
Usher's not doing it.
It's not going to happen.
And let us hold you in the light that you're supposed to be held in. Not against. Usher's not doing it. It's not gonna happen. And let us hold you in the light that you're supposed to be held in.
Not against. Usher's different, man. It's not fair.
But Jonnell...
Ayyyy, it's my hoe.
Come on, man.
I'm turning it off. We got shit to get to.
Hold up.
Love that guy.
Love that guy.
That's that shit.
Yeah, Jolly.
I'm alone, man.
That's all.
That's all.
Rest in peace
Bob Saget
Yeah
Indeed
Indeed
Yeah sad
That's sad
65 is too young
Yeah that is very young
Bob Saget
Legend
What day
What day was this
Saturday or Sunday
Stand up comedian
Stand up comedian
And actor Beloved for his role as danny
tanner on the 1990s sitcom full house died sunday at the rich carton hotel in orlando florida police
confirmed to variety shout to variety he was 65 years old shortly after 4 p.m police officers
responded to a man down call at the rich cart-Carlton Orlando Grand Lakes Hotel discovered Sagat
unresponsive in a hotel room.
The Orange County
Sheriff's Office told
alright
he was pronounced
dead at the scene.
4 p.m.
That's sad.
Super sad.
Sounds like he was
on the road too.
That's
that's rough.
He might have been
on tour or something.
Well, he was on tour.
He did a show the night before.
Woke up in the morning and thanked the people that came out.
Like on his social?
Yeah.
Extremely sad.
Extremely sad.
Just rest in peace.
A lot of us grew up watching Full House
Of course
Absolutely
Not knowing that he was a real
Real ass comedian
Off of Full House
And off of
What was the other one?
America's Funniest Videos
Yeah I forgot that
He was super clean cut
And family
American family dad guy
But not in his stand up at all
He was the complete opposite
oh yeah he ran into
some trouble about that
um
when people were
learning that
he kinda got away with it
really he was
he was still
the man
like the
the American dad man
and
again off
off TV
he was doing his thing
his half-baked
appearance
was legendary
man
legendary yeah in movies you're in rehab for weed Half-baked appearance Is legendary Man Legendary
Yeah in movies
You're in rehab for weed
I forgot he was in half-baked
Yeah
Bomb Saget's been in man stuff
Nah
Evan Wilder
In the movies
Yeah
Forgot
Rest in the white
The white delegation
Losing Betty
Betty White
And Bob Saget
That's tough
In back-to-back months is tough.
Those two white people we have never known to be racist.
And I'm not, of course, we don't mean to highlight that during this segment, but.
No, you're right, though.
Yeah, rest in peace. Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to Bob Saget.
We love you.
We miss you.
James M. Toomey.
Indeed.
Legendary songwriter, producer, musician.
Sampled and hits out the ass.
M.T. M. Toome hits. Yeah. Out the ass. MT.
M2A.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Funky.
Funky.
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Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Fy.. Fy Still head on the swivel 2021 rules still in effect
Still apply
For sure
Winter rules
Yeah winter rules
Still in effect
Shit ain't changed
Rest in peace
Not rest in peace
Prayers, thoughts, love, condolences
And support
To the families, friends, and fans.
I'm a sweet dog guy
Goodbye to every day girl
Wish that I could love you right
In a special way
It go
You light my mind It go Listen, you better learn whatever it is
That makes you feel good about living life
And do it on a regular basis
There's a lot of shit we can consume
That's just depressing
Sass
Get your spirits down.
Lower the morale.
Discourage you.
Fight against it, please.
But I'm not here to lecture anybody.
Alright, now I'm ready to pod.
Well, no.
Not just yet.
I am ready to pod, but not just yet.
I'm not typically a fan of reboots, remakes.
But First Prince of Bel-Air, executive produced by Will Smith,
is a series that's coming exclusively to Peacock.
I'm a huge fan of Peacock and the shows that they have.
And I just watched this trailer for the first time with you gentlemen.
It's my first time seeing it.
Mine too.
I really enjoyed it.
It looks great.
It looks like they're attempting to do the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
And it's called Bel-Air, not Fresh Prince.
It's called Bel-Air.
No, it's a drama. It's called Bel-Air, not Fresh Prince. It's called Bel-Air. No, it's a drama.
It's no longer a comedy.
It's no more.
I like that.
I think it's a cool spin.
I'm leery, though.
But it's probably just nostalgia.
I think that in 2022, you could talk about way more shit socially.
And it's on Peacock.
You could curse.
You could bring up more mature content and material.
They did put a lot of social commentary on the original comedy, by the way, too.
They did, but you couldn't expound on it.
And when was the original Fresh Prince?
Like early 90s?
Yeah, 90s.
Early 90s.
So it's a different ballgame.
You know, we've had George Floyd.
We've had mad racial shit.
We've had gang violence.
We've had all that stuff.
I think they're going to touch on it in all of this from the trailers that I see.
I think it's way more serious from the trailer.
So I think the trailer, if there's any indication, this shit is a home run.
It was certainly an excellent trailer.
It's an amazing trailer.
It is an amazing trailer.
Really good trailer, and I do like the seriousness of it.
A lot of questions that you may have had about Fresh Prince,
I always ask, well, what happened?
The theme song didn't tell me
enough about a fight at a basketball court in Philly.
And the
opening little montage.
That little bullshit fight. Get this out of here.
What happened?
As a kid that my parents probably thought
about shipping me off, I was
causing havoc. So yeah, show me
the havoc. Jeffrey, the Black Butler, where did he come from? I'd love to. So, yeah, show me the havoc.
Jeffrey, the black butler, where'd he come from?
I'd love to know.
Like, just questions that you might have today.
Carlton, if he wasn't a goof, like, if he was all right,
how would it look?
And if Will Smith popped up at the white school and was really the outcast instead of the cool kid,
like, they just got it.
They expounded.
In just a trailer.
On some things.
In just a trailer.
Was he accepted immediately at the school?
Fuck that.
Did Carlton accept him as now coming in, being the cousin with the swag, taller than you,
you know what I mean?
Cooler than you, quote, unquote.
And we never saw Will Smith have a fight in first round.
I don't remember it.
No.
No.
But they couldn't show that shit on Channel 4.
Your bad-ass cousin is here from Philly, and you never even fought Carlton.
On Channel 4,
you can't get into that.
Especially in the times.
That's why I'm glad
this trailer looks like this.
This shit looks dope.
I prefer this over a comedy.
Honestly.
Everything don't have to be funny.
I'm glad they're not rebooting it
as a comedy.
I definitely will say that.
We had the comedy already.
That's kind of why I like,
even though you're rebooting the show,
you're giving it to us differently.
I prefer it that way. You can't beat that way you can't recreate will smith right will smith is
fucking will smith he's cemented in stone what he did on that show is just amazing you can't outdo
that true so let's pivot and do something else and i think again with today's social climate etc
even coming from philly they show philly they expound on uncle phil more than just he's a lawyer
they expound on uncle phil as a you's a lawyer. They expound on Uncle Phil
as a disciplinarian.
I think this shit is going to be super duper dope.
I want to shout out
whosoever I did was to cast
Easy the Block Captain
from Philadelphia.
New on the battle rap scene
and is going crazy killing people.
He's in this.
A battle rapper? I don't even know what that is
they just showed him he's in the trailer i want to say he looked like the dude that uh that hit
will yeah the basketball court the basketball oh okay because then they showed him in jail
and i love this trend i love this trend i love it it's probably my favorite new trend. The young kids playing a role.
Whether that be Davies, this young man, Lil' Meech, the Wu-Tang Kids.
Lil' Meech showed up on Euphoria.
I'm not watching Euphoria, but a lot of people are watching it.
It's a pretty good show.
I think you would like that.
Some girl came out and said Big Meech, Lil Meech smells like red onions or some shit.
I don't know.
She said he stinks.
I don't even know what euphoria is.
It's a show on HBO.
Why do you love birds?
Oh, my God.
If y'all think I'm about to sit in a podcast and talk about how another man smells from a guess from a girl, I'm not.
smells from a guess from a girl. I'm not.
Ice wanted to make mention
of the Nelly bag with 300 grand
that was lost that Nelly says is
capped that wasn't lost.
I can't say. I can't. I don't know.
If he says capped, we're just going to
roll with it. Would you believe me?
I believe it. It's on the internet.
It's on the internet. It's true.
That should be good though
I'm
hesitant but
it looks like it could be good
usually
it's Fresh Prince
it takes a lot for a trailer
to just get me right off the rip
I'm sold
yeah I'm sold
and I'm
Ish brought it up
and he was like
yo they're killing this online
and I'm
after watching this
I don't see what there is to kill
they ain't gonna kill this
and not kill
Equalizer 2
that's what we not about to do
nah but they
that's what we not about to do
somebody said
Ross was on Equalizer
as an inmate
somebody said
yo when you really give
Equalizer a chance
this shit is super duper dope
I'm just making jokes
like
you can get into the greatness
of Queen Latif at another time
I love her too
but the Equalizer
speaking of trailers did y'allall see Stars released a trailer for-
Tommy.
Tommy.
Yo, Fez from Euphoria is what Tommy, they thought he was going to be.
Do you watch Euphoria?
I watched season one.
I didn't start the new season.
Fez, the white boy drug dealer.
Okay.
He's dope.
Is like a Tommy?
He's the white boy drug dealer, but he is a much better version of it.
He's a better version of Tommy?
Tommy is not realistic to me.
Oh, man.
Let's see.
Hold up.
We want to say this for Patreon, and we're going to shoot.
Get right to it.
Tell me why.
He doesn't look like the white kids I knew that sold drugs to everyone my entire life.
They weren't from Queens.
They was from Elmira.
Okay.
I know some from Queens too.
No, I'm just saying.
So he portrayed to be the-
You don't talk like him, act like him.
Personally, to me.
That's all.
I think Tommy's dope.
So that means that that person can't exist?
Or it's not realistic because that's what you say when you say, I don't think it's realistic.
He doesn't come across as realistic to me.
That's all. Which means you can, I don't think it's realistic. He doesn't come across as realistic to me. That's all.
Which means you can't imagine that character to exist?
No.
It makes it hard to imagine it.
But when you're asked why, it's only because you don't know somebody that resembles this character.
I don't know somebody that resembles that either.
I don't know anybody that-
But you know people that would resemble that.
The conversation I'm having with Parks boils down to this, right?
Because it ain't even about what we're talking about.
You have people that say that Tommy, Joseph, his name is Joseph.
You all know his last name.
Joseph Sikora.
Joseph Sikora.
You have some people that say that him as Tommy is the worst actor in the world.
And then you have people that say he's an amazing actor.
When you ask the people that say he's a bad actor, you ask them why.
And they say, because look at the character. He's a amazing actor. When you ask the people that say he's a bad actor, you ask them why. And they say,
because look at the character.
He's a doof.
And then I say,
but that's the character.
He was supposed to be the guy
who didn't make the best decisions.
That was the muscle
who was partnered with a mastermind
and he played that to a T.
He was the loose cannon.
Yeah.
It's believable even in his stupidity.
Yeah, like when he killed Holly, the love of his life,
I disagreed with the action.
But the thought, it was like, all right,
this is how a doofy, loose cannon nigga who-
In a bit of rage.
Might handle this.
That's what I get from you saying this is not realistic.
Maybe he's not driving i don't
i don't want to i don't want to uh i don't know about his acting skills in other things i've never
seen him in other things i'm not trying to shit on him as an actor to me the casting is just not
believable like my know what i like about him and this is a stamp i think that when people
like white boys right when they befriend black people
they say you're trying to quote unquote act black he doesn't do that on his show right he stays true
to i'm white boy just grew up around queens i had to fight every day in my life because i was the
only white boy in the hood my mother's white blonde hair all that shit like he kinda identifies
with his whiteness
and he just fucks
with a whole bunch
of black people
one thing I like
he don't
it doesn't come across
to me personally
what
what you're saying
what you're saying
does not come across to me
in the writing
and the way that he executes
he rides around
in a fucking
muscle car
I get what you're saying
wearing the most
minimalistic shit possible
opposite of Braylon
from uh Tariq.
Kept his money in the cabinet, told his side chick all the business, met her at the club that he shouldn't have met her at, defied orders when he told her not to fuck her, fucked her anyway, challenged his partner over it, wanted to kill his, like, I don't know, man.
It still has absolutely zero quote unquote stereotypical drug dealer shit.
I understand what you're saying.
You get what I'm saying?
Don't wear no jewelry, none of that.
He not trying to be the drug.
He just out here wilding.
This is where I will give a lot of credit to Courtney Kemp, 50, and whoever's involved.
The backstory applied to every character is amazing.
Dope.
I don't watch the show
about Tariq, his kid,
but I see where they went
with the story.
And it's coming.
And that's amazing.
It is good, to be honest.
It's coming.
I love it.
Can't wait.
This Tommy shit, dog.
Like, when you just get back,
when I watched the trailer,
I got back to thinking about
his role in the show.
His mom, his dad.
All of that.
The role he played.
They about to go crazy.
This the one
everybody been waiting for. And I can't wait for it, right? There played, they about to go crazy. This the one everybody's waiting for.
And I can't wait for it, right?
That's the reason he had this last.
Yeah.
Even Tariq started.
When it was announced.
When it was first announced.
You know what time it is.
Everybody was like, we waiting for the Tommy shit, bro.
We know that's the one be the one.
See, and on the flip side, right?
I won't watch Euphoria because it is targeted to children about children.
It isn't really, though.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's not.
How not so?
It's not targeted towards children at all.
You should not let your kids watch this show.
You're repeating that.
Don't answer.
How is it not targeted to kids?
There's nudity, all types of cussing, violence.
It's not targeted towards children in the slightest.
I would never let even like a 15-year-old. I'd be like, no, you probably shouldn't watch that.
Okay, you know kids are watching the show, right?
Probably.
Because she's a Disney star.
You know, and when you cast a Disney star, a young one, one that looks young, one whose entire demo is children.
Uh-huh.
What are you saying?
That this is casted to adults and then we get off her.
This takes place where?
In a school, right? Before you say that. This takes place where? In a school, right?
Before you say that.
This takes place where?
Not in school at all.
I don't think.
These are high school kids.
They're high school kids.
They're high school kids,
but this doesn't take place in a school.
So they're high school kids.
It's not.
I don't.
I'm not a fan of shows
that are just surrounded about,
surrounded by kids.
Watch an episode.
I think you would change your mind.
I watched the first episode.
I watched the first two episodes of season one.
And look, nothing about this will make my 41-year-old ass watch.
Now, I loved her in the film with not Denzel's son.
What's his name?
John Washington.
John Washington.
John Washington.
I loved her there.
That was geared to me.
Stranger Things is geared to kids.
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
Stranger Things, they don't touch on any of the subject matter.
I know that the subject matter, because this is HBO, is HBO-ish.
But there are no adults for me.
So this is kids 2022?
Yes.
Yeah. Remember the kids? Yeah. That's what it's about. Yeah. there are no adults for me so this is kids 2022 yes yeah remember kids
yeah
that's what it's about
yeah
and I hear great things about it
but I don't do that
13
13
not strange
13 reasons why
another one for kids
right
yeah
yeah
about death and suicide
they told me stranger things
was for kids
I don't think that one was for kids
I don't think that was for kids either
I think that was more so for parents to help you recognize I think it was for both I think that wasn was for kids. I don't think that one was for kids. I don't think that was for kids either. I think that was more so for parents to help you recognize things in your kids.
I think it was for both.
I think that wasn't for kids.
It's to let you know this is going on to a lot of people that might not know.
True.
And why.
These are the typical things that are going on.
That's what I think about this.
All right, so let me not say targeted to kids because that's subjective.
If there are all kids in the show and the show is based on things that all these
kids are going through,
it ain't really for me.
You love Yellow Jackets, though.
Yellow Jackets has mad adults in it.
And it has the kids
as adults.
That's true.
I'm not mad at a flashback.
There's mad adults
in Yellow Jackets. I don't think I watch a show I'm not mad at a flashback there's mad adults in yellow jackets
I don't think I watch a show
catered to kids
but I don't know
I was watching
Stranger Things
until they tried to fuck
the little alien girl
in the room
Stranger Things
just wasn't it for me
was it it
when they tried to fuck
the little alien girl
in the room
without telling their parents
and then they
I don't remember that
I probably didn't get that
no but they tried to fuck in season 2 too don't't remember that. I bet you don't. I probably didn't get that. No, but they tried
to fuck her in season two, too.
Don't worry about it.
Just turn the show on.
You know that scene
when they hid the girl
in the guy's house
and he was attracted to her
and then she started talking
to him,
I love you, too.
You don't remember that?
I remember that,
but I ain't remember that.
And the rest of the season,
they were hiding this girl
in the attic from the parents
and holding hands,
running through the grass.
What are you talking about?
Come on, let's move on.
Yeah.
Let's move on.
Round of applause.
Round of applause.
I didn't think it would happen.
But it happened.
This guy's stupid, though. I thought that
Giants brass would watch Joe Judge
Do that bullshit
On third and nine
And keep him
But they didn't
Joe Judge has been fired
As Giants coach
Giants coach after two seasons
His record was 10 and23 over those seasons.
Look here.
Round of applause.
Round of a motherfucking applause.
Y'all bumped off Jason Garrett, too, right?
Yep.
Got him out of here during the season.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Saquon.
Stop, man.
It's coming for him, too.
It's coming one day.
It's coming.
It's coming.
Chill out, man. Danny Dimes. It's coming. That one's coming. Saquon's not going to be here. No, that's coming. Sa, too. It's coming one day. It's coming. It's coming.
Chill out, man.
Danny Dimes.
It's coming.
That one's coming.
Saquon's not going to win. Nate Solder.
He's where Saquon is.
It's coming.
Andrew Thomas.
Your days are numbered.
The Giants are fucking horrendous.
I mean, it's horrible.
Yeah.
Yo, 39.
I've been asking people who are trying to make some sense of that.
You can't make sense of it My man said
They were trying to get better
Better
Field positioning
For a punt
He was like
Yo, stupid
You don't get it
We was just trying to get
Better positioning for the punt
To get a punt or some room
I mean, if I had to think
Of why they did it
They was trying to give us
Good TV at home
Just be exciting
Yeah Take it Take a shot Yo, get in victory formation And sneak it to think of why they did it. They was trying to give us good TV at home. Just be exciting.
Yeah.
Take it.
Take it.
Get a victory formation and sneak in.
Go do some wild shit.
Let's go do some wild.
What the fuck is that
with the Giants, man?
I don't know.
But I got something
we can argue about.
I'm ready to pod.
That means argue.
I thought I was ready
to pod before,
but I get real. I get real angsty when it's like smoke around.
When it's like an argument brewing or when potential tension voices can rise.
Like, I like that shit.
I do.
Okay.
And I think we found something here that we can argue about.
Let's argue.
We're going to argue about Antonio Brown.
Okay.
By now, everyone knows what's been going on with AB.
You saw the footage, took the jersey off, ran off.
Heard both sides, all sides.
Heard from the Bucks, heard from Bruce Arians, heard from AB.
Briefly heard from Tom Brady.
When we were rapping the last part,
he said,
AB put something nice that he might've been shitting on Tom Brady.
And we all were like,
well,
no way,
no way that happened.
Turns out it happened.
Uh,
he went on a podcast,
said some things.
He's been pictured with every rapper,
Kanye,
Fab,
Fabio,
Mano,
you name it.
He'd been outside.
I do like that about sports.
I do like that when the sports world or somebody seems to reject people.
I love that hip-hop just opens its arms and hugs you.
Yo, come out, man.
Shit ain't too bad, right?
But moving on from that, the question is, is Antonio Brown right?
Antonio Brown says Tom Brady ain't my friend.
It's not my man.
He gained something.
I gained something.
He couldn't gain it without me.
I helped him.
I was there.
I'm still me.
But if he was my friend, I would be paid differently than I am.
He mentioned Gronkowski,
who we know to be Tom Brady's friend,
and the contract that he has
versus the contract that AB has.
And I really hate this about me, man,
but I really understand the people
that people call crazy.
I understand him too, actually.
I understand him a little bit.
Why is he nuts? Let's argue right now. We don't know their friendship. I understand him a little bit. Why is he nuts?
Let's argue right now.
We don't know their friendship.
Let's argue right this second.
Forget that part.
Uh-huh.
You bringing up the contract.
First off, you can't say Tom Brady couldn't do it without you
because he did it without you.
A bunch of times without you.
No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.
No, he didn't.
He did.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
Okay.
He didn't move to a new city, play in a new place, new fans, new culture,
teach a coach how to handle him.
This was new everything outside of Gronkowski.
Yes, LeBron won rings before, but I think the COVID ring is different.
We got to go play in a bubble.
Players are depressed.
Paul George ain't Paul George. It's just different variables is all i'm saying of course we've seen tom brady when we're
not we're not going to waste nobody's time tom brady we know what tom brady is all right so
tom brady is the goat so i'm only trying to approach this from antonio brown's perspective
okay let's move off which is you bring up you did not win in tampa You had a coach that was very clear that, no, we're not bringing me in.
And then somehow I was brought in.
Because Tom said, bring you in.
Yes.
But that didn't say that Tom Brady's relationship with Antonio Brown was so amazing.
It doesn't necessarily say that.
Wait, wait, wait.
You should be skipping.
Go ahead.
We skipped a few.
Tom also brought him into New England.
He did?
And said, yo, bring him up here.
I know he's toxic and don't nobody want to touch him.
I don't care about all that.
He's talent.
So bring him here.
I'll look out for him.
I'm responsible.
Bring him up here.
I'm going to help.
I'm going to make sure he's right.
That's key.
That's key.
I did this.
Why?
Why is it key?
I'm about to tell you why. Tell me. I'm going to let ice go. And I'm here to learn. Go ahead. I'm this. Why? Why is it key? Dog, I'm about to tell you why.
Tell me.
I'm going to let ice go.
And I'm here to learn.
Go ahead.
I'm going to let ice go first.
I just don't necessarily know that speaks to friendship without knowing their friendship.
I said, I'm off the friend part.
I'm off the friend part.
Well, that's the question I was attacking when I said, is he wrong?
A person to take a risk on you when you are literally toxic.
Nobody will touch you, dog.
You just went through what you went through with
Pittsburgh. Cool. You go out to Oakland.
You go through the shit out there.
The rest of the league is looking at it as
yes, you're talented, but I can't
fuck with him. Although the Oakland shit looks a little
different in the light with John
Gruden shit. So, you know, I don't know.
That wasn't known
back then. At the time, when that happened, at the time, the rest of the league,
I'm not saying no way.
We're not even, this guy is a problem.
We always hear cancer in the locker room.
We hear all of that shit.
So for Tom Brady to vouch, because that's where the signing came from.
No other player on that team.
Gronk couldn't say, yo, bring Tom Brady in.
Can no other player on no other team say bring Tom Brady in?
It comes from Gronk.
I don't want to waste the people's time here.
I'm saying I'm stumbling on this one.
Listen to this.
You're correct.
I want to be clear on what I'm arguing.
You are correct.
Tom Brady and Antonio Brown don't have to be friends right for tom brady
to identify talent and want that talent on his team and put his name and likeness on the line
for it to happen correct i'm not arguing that correct you're. My response to everything you're saying and everything I'm seeing is I understand his rationale, but his reactions to me seem like he has CTE.
No, that wasn't what you said.
I'm not ever leaving.
But that's not what you.
I'm not ever leaving that point.
I don't mention Antonio Brown
without that being my very
next thought
you started off this conversation with
something different
but we all adult men so do we
agree with the way that he has handled it
publicly no
I'm asking is he wrong
when he opens his mouth
and explains his thinking that's what I'm asking is he wrong when he opens his mouth and explains his thinking
that's what I'm asking you gentlemen
you brought up the friend thing you brought up the Gronk contract
which was the two things
Antonio Brown said yo just cause he brought me here
don't mean he's my friend he gained too
and look what he did for his friend look at that
contract
because I'm afraid you don't negotiate
their contracts
but you have to remember,
Gronk did not come with all this baggage and bad press that you come with.
You are on a prove-yourself deal because of you, nigga.
Nobody else.
That's why you're on a prove-yourself deal.
My response to that is Gronk is 70 years old,
and it could be looked at as the same.
It was a lot of teams that wasn't touching Gronk
or could pull him out of retirement because of age and injury.
That's wrong.
We didn't see it.
That's wrong, bro.
You're saying it's wrong, but we didn't see it.
No, we didn't see it because he didn't want to play for nobody else.
Right.
Stop.
It's my go.
Other teams would have taken him.
Quickly.
He didn't want to play for nobody else.
He retired.
My man calls me and says,
yo, fam, come up here. I need you.
I'm coming. Antonio Brown is also a year
older than Gronkowski, by the way. I was about to say that, too.
They about the same age, but bigger
than that.
I didn't know that.
Antonio Brown's that dude, yo.
He's the man.
He's older than Gronkowski.
Out there getting separation on the
best defender yes he is he's a monster come on dog man this guy's great he's just a little off
in how he executes so but his brain still seem right there I understand the logic in what he's
saying what I don't think that Tom Brady is his friend let me let me address what i one i think antonio brown initially is 100 accurate he showed
proof yo i sent the coaching staff my ankle was fucked up they still had me play i got out there
i played i gave it my best shot i told him yo i can't pick up speed on my ankle my ankle's fucked
up at that point if they have your best interest at heart,
you should have been allowed to exit the game.
Cool.
So now he's right in that aspect.
Does he have an agent?
He has to.
As a professional.
He don't have to.
He don't have to.
Actually, no.
No, because I think he was with Drew Rosenhaus and he dropped him when all this shit happened before.
If I'm not mistaken.
That tells me a little bit.
That tells you a lot about negotiating your deal.
Negotiating your deal, also dealing with the team.
Like, you wouldn't be paying some of this shit.
Let me just jump in and say, he said the response was, we're not resting.
So, from the team, it could be like, dog, you saying this because you know this is the time when niggas will rest.
Like, we going to the last game.
I'm not riding with that.
I'm just saying, this is what happens.
Not for him.
They were still playing for the payoff positioning, not just that.
He's still playing for personal incentives.
That's true.
So it doesn't behoove him to say, yo, my ankle was fucked up.
I don't want to play
when I need these few,
the stats that he needed
was light work for him.
And you get another million dollars.
And Tom would have got it for him
like he just got it for Gronk.
In a heartbeat.
So what I'm saying is this,
he's right in that respect.
He's a child
in how he handled everything after that.
The nigga took his shoulder pads off and threw them under.
If you don't ever want to play for the Bucks again,
you don't make that public spectacle.
And that's where we differ.
I handle him like I assume he has CTE.
So yes, that is not the normal response.
You can't pick and choose when to do that.
You can't pick and choose when to do that.
No, I don't.
I do it with him
at all times.
Got you.
All right.
The reactions and the responses
seem a little off.
I could be with that.
However, I expect that.
But let me listen to your brain.
Let me listen to why
you think some of this is okay.
And when I get into it,
I could see how it makes some sense to him. Because I would some of this is okay and when i get into it i could see how it makes
some sense to him because i would say this is me looking him and tom brady don't have to be friends
for some things to be owed to tom brady he put his name on the line that's corny to me and that's
where you lose me because that's not cte based. That's not CTE based. That's loyalty based.
That's morality based.
That's you my nigga.
You looked out for me twice based.
CTE don't have nothing to do with
how you sitting up here
talking about a nigga on a podcast.
And this is,
and this,
go ahead.
From the public eye
because it might be shit
behind the scenes.
We don't know.
But I'm talking about
the information that we have.
The information that we have is
Tom Brady got you two jobs when niggas
wasn't fucking with you and we talking about the nfl which is a good old boys club and when one
nigga call another nigga and say cancel him you're canceled these rich white motherfuckers don't give
a fuck about your black ass when they cancel you nigga they cancel you look at to look at chad
johnson so yeah i do this yo you do i do this yo so back to what i
was saying fam if tom brad if because again we might not know but based on what we think we know
if tom brady got you a job in new england tom brady just got you a three million dollar job
at the bucks when you was at home on your couch you owe him more grace in public and he gave you
grace in public he might feel like abs on some bullshit tom brady came more grace in public. And he gave you grace in public.
He might feel like A.B. is on some bullshit.
Tom Brady came up there in public and showed you grace.
Nigga, show him the same fucking grace.
I don't care about your contract with drunk guy. I'm not dealing with his reaction because of what I've already stated about A.B.
I'm only dealing with his thought.
I challenge you with this.
Because I agree with everything you just said
all of that's fact
but you left out one thing
the nigga I got beef with
in this particular instance
is above Tom Brady
we men dog stop
we men
I came here knowing
that the person calling the shots
has beef but my man has some power too.
But when it comes push come to shove.
No, you're wrong.
You're starting a foundation off.
I don't know for exact fact.
You might be right.
I don't know that Bruce Arians had beef with AB prior to him coming in.
Okay, then we working with two.
He just said he didn't want him there.
Wait, stop.
You said based off what we know.
That's not all he said. He just said he didn't want him there. Wait, stop. You said based off what we know. That's not all he said.
He said under no circumstance
will we have that.
We trying to build a winning culture.
That ain't that.
He went on a long run.
That's public.
So dope.
So if the nigga with the power-
That's more the reason that-
Thank you.
That's even more the reason-
That's more the reason you stopped
acting like a fucking dodo, man.
Oh, you crazy.
You out your cotton-picking fucking mind.
Joe, we don't work for—
You ain't tap dancing around somebody.
Because you work for yourself.
Are you kidding me?
They don't.
You don't work for yourself.
Ish, we are men.
When you work for somebody else, you play accordingly.
Ish, we are men.
You right.
We are men.
No man is going to look at you on the sideline, do a little cut in my throat, you're done around here.
There's nothing Tom Brady
could do in that instance.
This is now between me
and the higher up.
So why you shit on Tom Brady?
Why do you shit on Tom Brady?
I don't agree with that
public thing that he did
to Tom Brady.
Oh, okay.
But I'm talking about his thought,
not his action.
I don't agree with any of the action but i handle
him delicately because of cte i'm talking about the thought and the thought is yo there is no
tom brady when bruce arians the nigga i've been had beef with is looking at my face saying you're
done here cutting his throat doing this gesture wait so now it's between me and him. Cool. It ain't about, yeah, I ride for you, but I ride for me first.
No, this man can't do this.
It's up.
Take this team off my back.
I'm tossing it.
That's where it get crazy.
But the thought, I'm with the thought.
I'm not disagreeing.
Hey, my man or not, another nigga's not coming to disrespect me.
True.
I don't care if it's your man.
True.
Keep going.
That's the end. That's not coming to disrespect me. True. I don't care if it's your man. True. Keep going. That's the end.
That's not the end.
Because with all that you said, I'm in agreement with you.
Yeah, I'm with you there.
I'm going to walk to the locker room, take my shit off.
Well, that's if you're thinking with normal brain.
See, and that's why I don't want to write that.
But he can think with normal brain on some nigga's couch.
You can think with normal brain when it benefits you to articulate your story and how to
deltoid you got normal brain in but you don't have normal brain to get this nigga some grace
to help you out twice i haven't seen him have normal brain since that hit just the bangles he
sat on them niggas couch right there and articulated and conveyed his thoughts very very very well
that had nothing to do with action no so you So you should have been in the same train of thought than the shit on Tom Brady.
But this is an action.
But you still sat and talked about.
I'm talking.
I'm only talking about the thought.
The action is wrong.
But the thought is.
And he said it plain as day, which he shouldn't have said.
That's why I'm not arguing with y'all.
But the thought is, why do y'all feel I have to be so loyal to Tom Brady?
I don't.
I know y'all feel like that's my man's man's.
I'm telling you, he is not.
I know y'all feel like he did me a solid.
I am telling you, that wasn't a solid.
He said it.
How is that not a solid?
That's all I want to know.
How is that not a solid? I really I want to know how is that not a solid
I really would like to know
how Tom Brady
did not do him a solid
because he benefited
from the solid too
that's not a solid
and if I have to
sit here and explain
how mutual gain
is not necessarily
a solid
what are you
I don't understand
what you're saying
that's what he's saying
he's saying
I caught the ball.
You threw it.
I caught it.
Nigga,
I got you a job
when you were
when nobody else
in the NFL
allowed you to catch the ball.
I did you a fucking solid.
You couldn't catch the ball
nowhere else.
You're saying that
to a nigga that left the league.
He didn't leave the league.
No, he got kicked
the fuck out the league. He didn't leave. He. No, he got kicked the fuck out the league.
He didn't leave.
He didn't leave.
He wanted to still be in the NBA.
I mean, NFL, he just said on this podcast,
I want to play football.
It's my passion.
I still want to play.
He didn't leave the league voluntarily.
They kicked him the fuck out
and told him don't come back.
I don't care how he left.
No, that matters.
That matters, though.
That's very vital.
It matters in y'all tap dance story.
Who's tapping?
To me, with somebody who's using
their brain yes i know that if i do xyz i could potentially get kicked out the league he did those
things and did whatever came took whatever no no no no no no he went home did that bum ass interview
we saw a mad footage of him disrespecting and we won't get his family domestic shit but we've seen
that we have not seen a good decision from him since he left so i can't let you do that i can't but he took it
i can't let you do that what the steelers did he took what bruce arias did he took it i do also
think that he will probably get another job and he's gonna get another job the nfl has he is going
to get another job back in the league he's getting another job yo than this. He's getting another job. I don't. He's getting another job.
Okay.
I would like to see it.
I think it's 50-50.
Bet it.
Bet me.
I think it's 50-50.
I'm saying 100%
he's getting another job.
100%.
Next season,
he's playing.
Next season,
not one day.
Next season,
he's playing somewhere.
I don't see it.
If the Seahawks made it,
shit, they lucky.
Are the Seahawks in? No, they're not. They've been eyeing him for a year. They don't see it. If the Seahawks made it, shit, they lucky. Are the Seahawks in?
No, they're not.
They've been eyeing him for years. They can't wait.
They can't wait. Are you kidding me?
The desert could use him right now. Arizona.
I don't agree with the action. I don't agree with
none of the action. But when he
speaks... Sam, you up there shitting on a golden boy.
I don't even care about Tom Brady.
Listen. Yo, why you think everybody
gotta care about a golden boy? Everybody don't. I'm telling you this is the real... Everybody don't even care about Tom Brady Listen Yo why you think Everybody gotta care About a golden boy
Everybody don't
I'm telling you
Everybody don't have to care
That Tom
Who the fuck are you
Some people can walk
The earth like that
It's not a crime
I know
But shit come with it though
Nigga
It ain't a crime
He with Fabio
He know shit come with it
He's out of football world
And he know he out of football world
I never even heard
Of these podcasters But he's there That's not what he's saying in his interview though he's saying i'm
a football player he said i want to play football and i think you will and i think you're gonna play
i'm not what i'm saying is you're contradicting yourself by saying he voluntarily left the sport
of football no no that's that's not what he did you're putting words in my mouth i take it back
he's not volunteer he didn't voluntarily do putting words in my mouth. I take it back. He didn't voluntarily do anything.
He did his time.
He took what came with his crime.
And I think there's something to be with that.
The motherfucker that helped and pollied for you to get out of jail after doing your time,
you just sat on a public forum and shit it on.
He did his time.
He did his crime.
The nigga that sat before the parole board and the warden with you and said,
yo, I need to get him a job.
I need him out here.
You just shitted on him.
I don't need to not be myself because you think I'm supposed to have some type of allegiance to some mythical God.
Joe, you're changing the-
I'm not.
You just won't follow what I'm saying.
No, I hear you.
What I'm saying is you don't have to-
You're saying he didn't have to do this.
No, let me say what I'm saying.
Go ahead.
He don't have to change who he is as a man.
Mm-hmm. You saying he didn't have to do this? No, let me say what I'm saying. Go ahead. He don't have to change who he is as a man.
You have to be an adult, show some diplomacy, and show some tact.
Remember tact?
And koof.
And yo, time is my- You talking to me?
I don't have to say nothing.
Tact is a myth.
I don't have to have it.
I don't have to give two fucks about how somebody else feels.
You do.
I'm mad that I learned that that's what that word means.
Let me tell you when you do.
I thought tact meant- You do. Hey, I have put a lot of thought into how I'm going that I learned that that's what that word means. Let me tell you when you do. I thought tack meant,
hey, I have put a lot of thought
into how I'm going to move about this.
Look, you do.
Not I put a lot of thought
into how somebody else would feel about it.
This is like my dick.
No, you can say that
because you're self-employed.
That's why you can say that.
He's trying to get a job.
That's why you can say that.
And that's very big here.
Wait, stop.
He can say it
because I am a world-class athlete.
No, he can't. That don't fucking matter. There a world-class athlete. No, he can't.
That don't fucking matter.
There's world-class athletes that can't get a job.
They not him.
There ain't no ABs.
They not him.
Nigga T.O. and Jack.
I bring both of them names up in this tip-top shapes.
Don't disrespect Taro.
They not him.
Stop that shit, man.
Don't disrespect Taro.
They will put his ass on the list with them.
T.O. Owens played until he was how old?
About ABH?
No, a little older than that.
Older than that.
I don't know.
How old does AB? Come on than that. I don't know. How old does AB?
Come on, man.
I don't know.
Now y'all telling me
that a world-class athlete
can't have an arrogance
about him.
That's not what we saying.
That's not what we saying at all.
That's not what we saying.
Every fucking athlete
in the world is arrogant,
especially when
at a certain level.
Everything you're saying
says that he is supposed
to act in some diplomatic way
toward Tom Brady
and that his behavior
should have been differently
because Tom Brady
did him a solid.
You're putting words, yes, that second part, yes, I I'm saying I don't say he's supposed to just bow down and no fucking Tom Brady fuck Tom Brady what I'm saying is and this is where we're having a
problem if I helped you out and I did you two solids don't get on a public you can feel how
you want to feel they asked Tom Brady a week before ab got on this fucking podcast how he feels about
ab that nigga said nothing but miraculous things about fucking antonio brown no he didn't what'd
he say he didn't say miraculous things no he did under the circumstances no he did not what he said
which was telling and i highlighted it for a reason was hey damn why is tom brady saying
even in this moment let's handle him with grace, and be empathetic toward what he's going through?
Stop. Stop.
Because I got your bum ass on me.
No, you just tapped out.
Go ahead.
I tapped out.
Besides that, T.O. played for 16 years, played until he was 37 years old.
Keep going.
Ish, do you think that in that moment,
Tom Brady didn't have information that we didn't have about Antonio Brown, his current state, his mental health, his behavior behind the scenes?
Do you think that Tom Brady was void of those things when he said that?
Absolutely not.
I do think that he has way more information than you and I.
Keep going.
And I want you to give me the same courtesy because I'm letting you rock.
Go ahead.
Then I don't really understand what you're arguing.
Cool.
I don't understand.
I'm about to let you know.
Tell me what you're arguing because I'm lost.
Because Tom Brady had all of that information, good and bad, he could have said way more.
He said, I suggest.
That's Tom Brady.
That's Tom Brady.
When has anybody accused him of having
CTE or handling
things the incorrect way
wait wait wait
not only that
quarterbacks
even the bummest
of quarterbacks
go to quarterback school
and learn to talk
like a quarterback
no that's not true
Aaron Rodgers
don't talk like a quarterback
that nigga says
whatever the fuck
that nigga say a mad shit
he not supposed to say
no he say things like
he got his dick
on the Packers table
and it's the biggest dick there
he talk like that
but he talk like a quarterback still and Brady has the room to say nigga I got his dick on the Packers table and it's the biggest dick there. He talks like that.
But he talks like a quarterback still.
And Brady has the room to say, nigga, I got my dick on the NFL table and I can say whatever the fuck I want to say.
And he don't. And in that moment, if he's not saying that about A.B., I assume him to kind of think what I think.
That's what I think.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's 50-50. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's 50-50.
Let me finish.
Or he's covering up his... No, let me finish.
He might agree.
No, because Tom Brady...
He might agree with you.
No, because Tom Brady's so good
that that bum-ass response
that you thought was so miraculous...
I didn't think it was.
You said he spoke...
You're not letting me expel.
No, because I want to finish what I'm saying first.
Go ahead.
That response was so great from Tom Brady.
It could be, yes, I'm just trying to fucking protect my investment
and make sure that Bruce Arians and him could get along so I could bring him back.
It said that.
It said, hey, this guy could have CTE.
It said, hey, I could be fucking him, but let's be nice.
And some guys play the game publicly but
you're fucking on the background you can't get nothing from
Tom Brady that response covers everything
how you think it leads
to one thing is befuddling
to me no I'm gonna give you all of your
scenarios every single
scenario you said could have
been 33% this 33%
this 33% this we have no way of
knowing what's going on behind closed doors but we're looking at something We have no way of knowing what's going on behind closed doors.
But we looking at something.
We have no way of knowing
what's going on
behind closed doors.
Yes.
He had enough professionalism,
grace,
diplomacy
to say,
you know what?
We need to handle
this man with care.
Okay, so we finish with this.
We got to be finished with this.
Wait, whoa.
I've been finished.
It's not my go.
It's still my go.
We keep getting
to the same place
so why do we now
Tom Brady and Nevis
had a hit like that
Bengals hit
my only problem
with everything you said
Joe is
you said he did this
knowing what come with it
and took his time with it
one of the things
the CTE is
irrationalism
he's not thinking
about none of that
he's acting
or impulse
so I don't think
he thought none of this
shit out
he's just doing shit I'm no doctor I'm no expert i cannot say the areas in which cte affects or doesn't affect
i know that since that hit i'm looking at behavior that is irrational i'm not hearing thought that's
irrational so how can you speak for this man's thoughts is what i'm saying joe how are you
letting this thought you contradict yeah man that man. That's why I tapped out.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Forget it.
Yo, want to talk about NFL at all or save that for later?
Still is in the playoffs.
Ain't nothing to talk about. We got a couple guys in the playoffs here.
What the fuck?
Still is.
We snuck our ass in there.
No, we didn't make it.
And we fired our head coach.
Yeah.
I think it was a good move
Get Carson Wentz
The fuck out of here man
Yes
Yo throw him in there
Whatever garbage day is
Put him in the garbage
Roll that shit
To the front of the house
That was embarrassing
And watch the garbage man
Dump his ass in there
And get him out of there
And let's get Nick Foles
Taping it to his Insta store
Just to make it sweet
Damn
That was embarrassing
Get him out of here, yo.
What did they get for him?
What did Indy give up
for Carson Wentz?
I don't remember.
A first round pick.
I think it was a first, right?
A first round pick.
It was a first.
A first round pick.
Damn.
Robbery.
A fleecing.
They need to go to jail for that.
A fleecing.
He was so bad, he made Dan Orlowski get on TV and denounce him.
And he don't shit on nobody.
He don't shit on Carson Wentz.
That's his man.
Not quarterbacks.
That is his man.
Yo, Carson Wentz.
They gave up a first and a third.
Carson Wentz, and this is why I'm angry at it.
This is why I'm angry at it.
I'm a Giants fan.
I have no words in any of this.
But I want to see good football.
True.
And for y'all to keep the best running back by far out of the playoffs,
that's disrespectful.
That's disrespectful.
I never would have thought that they wouldn't have made the playoffs.
That's my one A.
My one B, and maybe this is personal bias, maybe not.
The playoffs should not happen without Justin Herbert being there.
That is a disgrace. Somebody
should have to deal with him. He's
that good. And he did
what he had to do.
You mean like the coach
not calling a timeout? That's the way to go?
That's the way to go?
Or going for it on fourth and one
on the 40th or whatever that was?
A team should have to deal with Jonathan Taylor and Justin Herbert in the playoffs.
I agree.
I'm really disappointed about that, but I mind my business.
They will have to deal with them for years to come.
They gave me Justin Burrow.
They gave me Justin Burrow.
Joe Burrow.
Joe Burrow, so I'm happy.
They're supposed to be there.
No question.
Ben is there.
The Steelers are not really supposed to be there, but hey, man.
Congratulations.
Say what you want.
Say what the fuck you want.
I'm not there. At all. I not really supposed to be there, but hey, man. Congratulations. Say what the fuck you want me there.
I actually, I mean...
It's a little storybook fucking quarterback
ending. I can fucking get it. They'll be home soon.
Say what you want.
This is my...
It ain't made on one game. The Dwayne Haskins show
is coming soon. Don't worry.
Don't you worry. The Sean Watson show coming soon.
That's what's coming.
I don't think so. I don't think so either
Boy bye
Let me dream
Okay
Let me dream
You know how many
Motherfucking
Private masseuses
Are in Pittsburgh
You know how many
They gonna turn their head about
And let them play
Pittsburgh
I'll sign the
Indiana Amistad that nigga
He can talk to me What's up nigga Pump the sky Pittsburgh. I'll sign the NDA. I'm going to sign that nigga.
He can talk to me.
What's up, nigga?
Pump the sky.
Put the sheet up.
I don't care.
Pull it down.
Pull it up.
It's a dick.
Yo, the sky is a fucking coupe.
Oh, man.
Come on.
What else we got about football, man?
Oh, man.
You want to make picks early?
We play the Niners.
They're going to give you a hard time, too.
I know.
The Rams play who?
Cardinals.
Cardinals.
Yeah, Cardinals.
And the Buccaneers play the Eagles.
Bye-bye, Cardinals.
The Eagles can beat them. It was a nice run.
No.
Now what?
Now what?
They got too many injuries.
Now what?
A fully healthy Cardinals.
Bye-bye, Cardinals.
The Rams haven't been all that great the last season.
It was such a nice season. Have not. Bye-bye, Cardinals. The Rams haven't been looking all that great for last season. It was such a nice season.
Have not.
Bye-bye, Cardinals.
Rams all the way.
I fucked up letting the 49ers sneak in there, though.
Sorry, Kyler Murray.
I've tasted a lot of D-hop.
What a little cutesy name you got.
I can't never think you the real deal because your name is cute, nigga.
I think he blows.
Little Kyler.
He is the real deal.
Little Kyler Murray.
Say what you want.
Look at that little cutie pie running around. He's nice. He the real deal. I know. He is the real deal. Little Kyler Murray. Say what you want. Look at that little cutie pie running around.
He's nice.
He the real deal.
I know.
He's got some years.
Get your jokes off me.
He's got some years for me.
You get my respect.
That nigga was at the Giants right now.
You be having pom poms.
What?
I know, but I would also know that we not ready yet.
They got a squad.
You don't got one.
They got a lot of injuries.
Bye, bye.
They dangerous.
Bye, bye, little cutie Kyler Murray, little tiny self running around.
Did you beat your game?
Did you beat your game?
Oh, he threw that.
He whipped that ball over.
Did you beat your game?
They might win that game.
They could win that game.
Bet it.
Bet it.
Bet it.
Bet it.
Yo, I'm not with you niggas that talk and won't put money behind your words.
And this is why I'm going to put FanDuel on my phone.
I think I'm aight at some of this stuff, man. I think I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm aight. I'm a going to put FanDuel on my phone. I think I'm aight at some of this stuff, man.
I think I'm aight.
I'm going to try these guys' chips.
Parlay is going to crack your ass, boy.
The little bitty spine.
I can't even remember.
The Rams haven't looked that great the last half of the season.
Mark's got the Packers going to the Super Bowl.
I do have the Packers going to the Super Bowl.
He's got the AFC.
Huh? I think the Super Bowl. I do have the Packers going to the Super Bowl. He's got the AFC. Huh?
I think the Chiefs.
I do.
I can see the Bills doing it, too, though.
Depending on what Bills we get.
After you shit it on John Salad.
They turned it around.
They turned it around.
He heard that shit.
He did.
Listen, I apologize.
He had to have heard that shit.
He turned it around.
This is your Jason Tatum shit all over again.
He heard it.
He said, all right, y'all want to shit on me?
I got a trick for you, niggas.
Who the Cowboys got again?
49ers.
49ers got a good little squad.
Oh, y'all gonna have to play that game.
Where's that game at?
Dallas.
Niggas love Dallas.
Yeah.
I think niggas get up to go to Dallas.
It's a beautiful, beautiful place.
And the Niners got a good little squad.
Yeah, that's why I said they fucked up letting them in.
Kanye tried to go live in the Dallas stadium.
I'm sure they wouldn't let him.
No, they wouldn't let him.
I like the Cowboys.
I like them in that game.
Don't bring that shit down here.
And if there was to be an upset, that would be one that I would pick.
The Eagles.
No, Eagles are not upsetting the Bucs.
No, no, no.
Eagles are not upsetting Tampa. no Eagles are not upset in Tampa
Sorry
They're not
Okay
I don't think
If you had to pick upset
Who you picking Parks?
I'm picking Niners
Or
I might
And the Raiders
Who?
Raiders play who?
Bengals
Bengals
Nah you fucking
Raiders not winning that
Okay
Who you got for upset
If you had to pick one?
AFC upset
Each conference
Scroll down Each conference. Scroll down.
Each conference.
The Patriots could beat the Bills.
No.
Y'all niggas sitting there, it's Bill Belichick.
In Buffalo?
They don't care about Buffalo.
It's cold as hell in Massachusetts.
True.
Them niggas accustomed to playing in that weather.
Buffalo fans is rowdy, though.
It's Bill Belichick.
Bucks.
I got the Bucks.
Niners, Cowboys is the upset alert.
Yeah.
I'll pick the Niners if I have to pick an upset.
The Cardinals are going home.
The Steelers are going home.
The Patriots, unfortunately, are going home.
If I had to pick a second underdog, that's my second underdog.
The Patriots are not that good.
And the Raiders are going home.
But if I had to pick one, that's my third underdog.
That might do it.
Raiders got a sneaky good team.
I'm parlaying this whole weekend.
I'm putting FanDuel on my phone.
I'm betting on some of this shit.
I am.
I'm getting in on this.
I am.
Congratulations.
Y'all got a team,
whatever you want to call it.
I'm riding with my team.
I think Pittsburgh can shock him.
Who y'all playing?
I would shock him if they keep it within 10.
Okay.
That would be a shock.
That would be shocking to me.
Good on you, Casey.
Some lightning going to come out of the sky.
It could happen.
It better.
That's the only way.
Hey, Juju Mishmister.
What's his name?
I don't know.
John Sherman is not on there.
Juju Mishmeister.
His name is John Sherman. Go play around on that Chiefs logo. He's not there. He's his name? I don't know. John Sherman is not on there. Juju Schmeister. His name is John Sherman.
Go play around on that Chiefs logo.
He's not there.
He's TikTok-ing somewhere.
He's been on IR since week whatever.
Oh, he ain't going to play?
He ain't been playing.
And it's been great this way.
Keep it that way.
Well, go roll your little wheelchair over the Chiefs logo then.
No, no, no.
Stay home.
Stay home.
Play Fortnite and all the other shit you play.
Stay over there.
Pitt looks good.
They defense can't stop him. Stay over there. Pitt looks good. They defense can't stop him.
Stay over there.
Mahomes going to get Ben Roethlisberger home so quick.
So quick.
He hate him.
So, so quick.
He don't even want to play him.
He want to get to the next game.
Yeah.
Go home, nigga.
I just watched your whole stadium celebrate that you were going home,
which meant you should be home.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Pat Mahomes want to be the guy to send him home.
You watched your whole stadium say this was your last game here,
but we pushing you to keep going.
They don't get another home game no matter what.
That's what the stadium watched.
They'd be done by 20.
Okay.
Maybe 30.
I love it.
I think 30.
That's a bluff.
I think 30.
Okay.
So let's get our bets here.
I'll take the Niners bet.
I'll take it.
How much?
It's an underdog bet.
Do I get points?
No.
Outright.
Outright lowers it.
I only do that money line.
I ain't fucking with no points.
Outright lowers it for me.
I'll put a buck on it.
I'll put a buck on it.
I will.
You want to bet on your team?
I don't bet.
I bet FanDuel parlays.
No, no.
You bet your ass. I bet FanDuel parlays. No, no, you bet your ass.
I bet FanDuel parlays.
No, no, you bet your ass you don't bet.
No, I bet FanDuel parlays.
You bet your fucking ass you don't bet.
And I'm betting on the Steelers on FanDuel.
I know.
I bet you don't.
I know.
FanDuel.
Let a fan see.
Bet on FanDuel.
I'll show y'all.
Let a fan see that you made that bet.
I will.
Bet on FanDuel.
Nah, I don't know what the fuck you talking about, nigga.
Nope.
Whip your fucking ass. You ain't betting on Steel duel. Nah, I don't fucking know what you're talking about. Nope. Whip your fucking ass.
You ain't betting on steel.
Would you like to?
What's the line?
It don't matter.
I'm betting the money line.
It better be 90.
I bet Pat Mahomes
stick his whole leg
up Ben Roethlisberger's ass
and don't let up.
Hey, I think Andy Reid
gonna try and take him out.
He gonna say,
nah, I got it.
I got this.
If they get up 30,
he gonna take him out.
I got y'all losing by 20. Bet that. I love this. Bet that. I got y'all losing by 20. I got this. If they get up 30, you're going to take them out. I got y'all losing by 20.
Bet that.
I love this.
Bet that.
I got y'all losing by 20.
I love this.
You got it on 20?
20 points?
Fam, I love this.
Y'all get 20 points.
I'm not betting you.
All right, good.
I think Philly.
He know.
I think Philly.
He know.
I just don't like to bet.
I think Philly can win, and I think the Cardinals can win.
I mean, the Bucs are banged up, but I'll-
You can't steal second base, keep your foot on first. I'm not playing baseball. I got a nice little foundation there, but- Philly can win, and the Cardinals could win. I mean, the Bucs are banged up, but I'll... You can't steal second base, keep your foot on first.
I'm not playing baseball.
They got a nice little
foundation there.
Philly could win.
And the Cardinals could win.
I think the Cardinals could win.
Okay.
Philly cannot win.
Okay.
Philly cannot win.
We're going to see.
Yo, where's Stephen A. Smith?
He's been in my eye
for a little while.
Pittsburgh.
He needs a break, man.
He works hard.
And I think... This is an interesting time to take a break, man. He works hard.
And I think... This is an interesting time to take a break, though.
It's been a bunch of media attention.
I don't think he's ever taken a break at this time before.
Yeah, it's true.
Although, I mean, I guess he could be prepared to be talking for the next...
It's January.
This shit like January 12th, you know.
He might be preparing to talk for the next three weeks straight.
See y'all next week on First Take when I return.
Every damn body's in trouble when I get back.
See y'all very soon.
Especially you.
Sorry, Dallas Cowboy fans.
That don't fool me.
Don't trick me.
My question remains.
He getting ready to talk for three weeks straight.
That's all it is.
My question is, where is he going?
And why is he missing?
Where is he?
Why is he not there?
Molly ain't there.
Molly's not there either?
No.
No.
It's the WWE chick.
Really?
I like that little rotating stat.
I got suspended.
Me too.
But I mean, top of the year.
Yeah.
You want to get in your 2022 bag.
You want to put your best people out there.
Coach Byron's.
I want to hear him yell about the Dolphins yesterday.
He didn't.
It's the end of NFL season.
And Stephen A. Smith is not it.
Yeah.
We can move on.
That's our replacement?
We can move on.
Ryan Clark don't play with the suits, dog.
He don't play with the suits.
And somehow he's down with I i am athlete and the spinoff
they caught that spinoff is doing great pivot pivot is the name of it you saw it i didn't see
it yet i didn't see it but i saw the numbers that it did did did fucking great nice and ocho is still
over there and he's still on i am athlete yeah och Round of applause for him. Yeah, Ocho's on both, right? I was going to say, Ocho's on both.
I don't really want to give too much of a round of applause.
I was in the strip club, live action going on when I got the text from Brandon Marshall.
He said, yo, I need to talk to you right now.
He didn't say that.
He said, I need to talk to you.
So I stepped out of the strip club, and we talked for a little bit.
He said, not important. he said I need to talk to you so I stepped out of the strip club and we talked for a little bit he said
not important
he said yo
this was going on
and
help me navigate
nice
you went through it
nice
and I stayed outside
that strip club
and did that
salute to that
I like that
definitely
black man call another black man
to get some advice
and some
guidance
I like that i've seen you
move though this no it's dope yeah that's very dope yo it's a lot of y'all out there that have
not made mistakes because i made them it's true true that's dope it's true i like that i don't
like that that's my role in this best thing to do is learn from somebody else's i don't like that
that's my role is i want to feel better about my rolling things i don't want people to learn from somebody else's I don't like that that's my role I want to feel better about my role in things
I don't want people to learn
from all the bad things
I've done
no they not only
learning from the bad
you think they not
taking from the good
I hope so
there you go
so
no
hold it that
so hopefully
you don't have to go through that
yo and podcasts
that grow this big
right
having the power to break up and launch another big pod
like these brothers are so lucky it's dope this is great look at how this shit is shot look like
look what they doing that's dope like yeah they broke up but you know you still need to hear
athletes like really give it and there's a space for it for mad of them like yeah
the stories
round of applause again
yo we live through
musicians
actors
and athletes
right
and the fact that
they can give their stories
the behind the scenes shit
is amazing
like when you even
cue Rich in them
the stories that they used to give
cause they was first
used to be amazing
yeah
and I get tired
of the sanitized.
We talked about this a little bit last time,
but even watch how they handled the Dolphins situation.
It's like, y'all got to shut up.
They won seven games straight,
and everyone was like, ah, this team is trash.
Fuck those seven games.
Y'all lost against all terrible teams.
And then Brian Flores gets fired,
and they're like, he won seven games straight.
How do you fire him?
Which one is it?
I'll take one of Giants and Harvey.
Right now.
I don't blame you.
Right this second.
I'll take him.
The only thing with him
is he couldn't find
assistant coaches
and keep them.
And that's the problem
when your offense is terrible.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Yeah, we're done.
I'm done.
I keep bumping into Chris Rock. In real life or on the internet? No, I'm done I'm done yeah we're done I'm done I keep bumping into
Chris Rock
in real life
or on the internet
no
unlike
we like the same chicks
on the ground
man
has a big fish
to spot with you
when you get there
now
yeah
third name
still
still give you that
power to rethink
23's it's cool you'd be like now you got it 25's give you that power to rethink. Nobody want to talk?
It's cool.
23s?
It's cool.
You'd be like,
no, you got it.
25s?
You think they know
who Chris Rock really is
at 25?
Yes.
Hell yeah.
30 maybe?
He had a young boy,
a young boy,
Michael.
No, we know Chris Rock.
Well, I'm mad
that I said
we're bumping into each other
and you went to,
hey, the 25-year-old, she's there.
That's what I was thinking.
You always think somebody's taking a shot.
No, it's a shot even if you don't know it's a shot.
It's a shot. It's a shot.
I don't look at them no more.
All right, bro.
But wherever I land, Chris Rock.
He'd been there first
he was Christopher Columbus
he's been there
he was richer
funnier
that's tough
it's tough
clearly uses the internet
like I do
see that was the advantage
back in the day
it's like
oh I'm here
they're not
them niggas is
they can double tap
like we can
that must be
that Chris Rock plays different.
Like, yo, what you doing tomorrow?
Oh, not that wide.
Want to go get some breakfast?
Yeah.
We'll just fly you from Teterboro to France for some croissants.
Breakfast where?
Little spot.
It's a little spot, man.
But we got to do it close to the Oscars because I'm rehearsing.
Rehearsing is at 11.
I figure we could eat it around 10.
This is not fair.
That's tough.
That's a different level of competition.
Now, back to what Ish was saying.
Imagine the 22-year-old regular nigga
who has to deal with that,
with the girl that he in school with.
I ain't got to imagine my son right there
at his dad's podcast.
He ain't got no...
Well, I got to imagine. My poor baby sitting right there. I dad's podcast. He ain't got no ****.
Well, I got to imagine.
My poor baby sitting right there. I'm taking him.
Oh, yeah, you up in a cup already.
You right.
Yo, you don't hear this?
This is fucking horrible.
Yo, you know where my beef is with Ish?
And I tell you, I'm going to start firing back.
I don't want your beef.
I don't want your joke.
This is my beef with you.
It's a joke.
No, I don't care.
I don't care.
You don't care about the jokes? No, I don't care. This is my beef with you. It's a joke. No, I don't care. I don't care. You don't care about the jokes?
No, I don't care.
This is my beef with you.
Oh, man.
You have been at this pod
long enough.
I'll just spill the beans.
It's a joke, yo.
But in the joke,
let me add context.
Bro, man.
Every girl we know
listens to this pod.
Do they?
It's good
you think
I'm done with him
and that's why
I hate talking to Ish
yo
I don't think that
Ish
I don't think that
Ish
if she likes you
she's listening to this podcast
no he's saying
every girl that we know
collectively listens to the
what do you mean
you gotta break it down
no worries
Ish
no worries
he my man yo
I'ma always protect you. I'm going to always
protect you, yo.
I'll tell you.
Chris Paul ain't going
to throw it where
he don't think
it could be a basket, yo.
Turnover ratio is very good.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like this.
You got an eight to one?
Ish.
And it be you.
They listen because
they like you.
Well, the people
that listen for me
are listening because of you.
And it's because
at any instant
you'll throw out something
that resists something else
without even knowing it.
You just do that.
And I'm such a real nigga,
I don't do that to you on air, yo.
I don't do that to you on air.
Don't sit here and do it.
I'm one of the realest niggas you know, yo.
We got to start putting some respect on my name, right?
That nigga, he started.
Look at Ice.
He's laughing.
Nah, he don't keep a pee. He's laughing. Nah, he don't keep it, P.
Oh, man.
Hey, Joe.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ice.
Don't do that on me.
Don't do that on me.
Thank you.
Thank you, my African brother.
Wait, Alec, who me?
Yo, thank you, my African brother.
He came out the back.
Don't do that.
Look, young boys fuck with me.
I'm telling you,
just don't do that.
Just don't do that.
Do what? Lie. Look, young boys fuck with me. I'm telling you, just don't do that. Just don't do that. Do what?
You lie.
Yo, my niggas back in VV came to support me.
They know.
Nigga go out to Thor's Video Village by the Thor's.
Spear up this bitch at your ass.
Yo, throw a dollar in the cup since you throwing though.
I did?
Yeah, you did.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, that's terrible.
That's terrible.
When I lie on you.
When?
Or you.
Huh.
They are lies.
Yes, you better hide now.
Get under the couch.
Come on.
Yo, come on, man.
Hurry up.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
All right.
They're going to take you now.
That nigga's beating on the door for real.
They're going to take you.
When I lie, I give out lies that you upstanding men with experience with women should be able to maneuver out of.
And if you can't maneuver out of it, then I'm judging you a little bit.
I don't drop a lie that confirms or doesn't confirm
or just make it hot in the house i don't do that yo so i just made a joke about the 25 year olds
you can't wiggle out of that of course you can't you don't fuck with 25 year old my entire reputation
says different somehow that's not true i'm telling you what the girls think ish they think i'm they
think i'm active with 25 years
they also think I've never dated a black woman
and in the history of your life you've never dated
a black woman let them tell it
ever yes or one
not like your last relationship wasn't with a black
woman I'm lost
ice girl is white
they tell me that doesn't count
ice girl is white
I'm like wait yeah your girl is white yo and I be that doesn't count. Wait, what? Yeah. Ice girl, you don't want to internet. Your girl is white. I'm like, wait.
Yeah, your girl's white.
Yo, and I be wanting to show y'all the black women.
Yo, let me be clear.
I be wanting to be Tristan Thompson out here.
Oh, no, Lamar Odom.
And be like, yeah, man, me and you along that day,
or whatever he said.
Oh, Taraji.
Taraji.
I be wanting to tell you, but that's corny corny so I don't I just let y'all drag
me through the mud
whatever the internet say you are
you just are
no matter what you say to disprove
you can't disprove it
and it's the phone game cause if somebody read it enough
on the internet then they just carry it around
like crazy
look who's protecting black women and they don't give a
fuck about no black women.
They don't even date black women. If I knew they thought that, I would have been went public with all my last black girlfriends.
I would have got some props.
You just want to get some of that?
I would have went public so fast.
Look, y'all, a sister.
What are y'all talking about?
T.A.
I didn't even know that they thought this stupid shit out there, yo.
Look, y'all.
A sister.
He put the sister.
Yo, you changed it.
Because you just
never know some
of the dumb shit
that they think
about you out there, yo.
It's crazy.
You just gotta
not give a fuck.
Anyways.
That's really it.
You don't give a fuck
until it get to
the people that
you kinda wanna talk to
and then you gotta
answer for it.
That's true.
I bet you
don't like my girl.
Like, excuse me? You read that way. I gotta answer to some boss up. That's true. I bet you don't like my girl. Like, excuse me?
You read that way.
I got to answer to some
boss up shit on my text?
I'm real big on
protecting text energy, yo.
I'm super big
on protecting text energy.
I just block you.
I don't even block you.
See, that's why
my red receipts are on.
No, I block you.
I want you to see that I read it
and didn't respond to it.
I'm blocking you.
You can't just have a bad day or have your emotions out of whack
or have some shit that you need to get off and then shut down some shit
because a girl is good for that.
She'll call and dump her shit and then be like,
you know what, this shit ain't even important.
Nigga, I don't want to hear what you got to say.
Wait, huh?
No.
Now I'm over here all pissed off and shit.
Are you chilling?
No, no, no.
No way.
You don't get to transfer your energy to me. Block. I'm not blocking. I'm blizzy. I'm over here all pissed off and shit. Are you chilling? No, no, no. No way. You don't get to transfer your energy to me.
Block.
I'm not blocking.
I'm blizzy.
I'm blocking your ass.
You crazy.
I'm not blocking you because I'm going to want to fuck you a year and a half from now.
I know, and that's when I unblock you.
Once we get over this little tiff.
Unblock you.
Nah.
Just know I read it.
Because you catch me on the wrong day, I'm going to say too much shit that you ain't going to want.
Never ever speak to me again. Are you I'ma say too much shit that you ain't gonna want never ever speak
speak to me again
you like skin
oh shit
I didn't mean it
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm not
my bad
what you just said like
I'm not
I'm not
I try not to argue
emotionally
because I'll say some shit
that maybe I was
holding back from saying
and if I say it then you goofy ain't no holding back from saying. And if I say it,
then you goofy
ain't no coming back from.
You sound corny
because you had that bottled up
for mad long.
Oh, so y'all understand
A, B without y'all
getting hit in the head, huh?
Say less.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
This guy is different.
Moving right along.
Shorty would have got me
3.1 mil though.
I'll curb it.
Yo, it's cold out.
I hope you bitches got coats.
I'm hugging some of y'all, and I ain't feeling enough feathers.
I don't feel enough warmth.
Yo, that little goose ain't really.
It's like a baby goose.
Ain't you know.
It ain't enough.
It ain't down.
Yeah, man.
It's a half a duck.
Yeah, man. Y'all get y't down. Yeah, man. It's a half a duck. Yeah, man.
Y'all get y'all some feathers, man.
It's for real cold.
Cardi told y'all hoes don't get cold, though.
That's what she said?
Yeah, she did.
She did say that.
She's from New York.
She's from New York.
It was 15 degrees this morning.
And the shit said it feels like five.
Cardi, heat in her house and car also blows a lot better than them.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She said this before she had that house and car.
Yeah, speaking of, why don't you have a coat-ish?
You keep, like, it's five degrees outside.
You came out with a hoodie on.
Came out of my house, got in the car, drove, got in another car.
I'm good.
You're not.
Take that.
But you're not good.
That's unacceptable, yo.
Why?
It is 15 degrees outside, and every time the window gets cracked in the car, you cry.
The door gets opened.
That's not true.
When the trunk opens, you cry.
Yo, yo, yo, Aki, could you close that?
Yo, it's cold in here.
I look at you today and say, yo, it's 15 degrees.
You didn't walk out with a cold
you just say
I have a car
ugh
don't get cold
and you do get cold
that's my only thing
I roll the window down
you get cold
I roll the window down
we know
my ears know
and I should be
sitting in the back seat
freezing your little
ball head off
I wasn't cold
cause you had your
fancy Gucci coat on today.
The Gucci blocks the wind a little better than the snorkel.
My mask on.
Marks is the exception, but I've been stopped even dignifying niggas
that wear black Timbs still.
What?
I mean, everybody can't be fresh like you.
And actually, now that I'm looking at the Timbs,
you keep buying the little double rim Timbs.
Whoa, whoa, don't say double. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You keep buying the wrong Timbs, you keep buying the little double rim Timbs. Whoa, whoa,
don't say double.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You keep buying
the wrong Timbs.
Be clear.
See how you be trying to shoot
and I'm not going to say nothing.
I'm going to let you rock.
Look at the top of the Timbs.
I know what you...
But that's not what you said, though.
That is not the Timbs
he's supposed to buy.
You've never even seen
these Timbs before, Joe.
Ever.
You've never seen them.
So don't start lying. Can I get gunshot in there? I don't want, Joe. Ever. You've never seen them. So don't start lying.
Can I get gunshot in there?
I don't want to fight, bro.
You've never seen these boots in your life.
In your life.
22.
Yo, how do you do that?
How do you do that?
It's being a part of Black Timberland Gang.
Oh, man, yo.
Something's wrong with you, bro.
You watch construction?
Nigga, I've been wearing Timberland since... And dresses like it. I've been wearing Timberland Gang. Oh, man, yo. Something's wrong with you, bro. You watch construction? Nigga, I've been wearing
Timberland since...
And dresses like it.
I've been wearing Timberland
since you was in middle school.
Oh, I take that.
Damn, talk to that nigga.
Put it in the cup.
I heard it.
I heard it.
Put it in the cup.
This nigga here.
I'm on it.
It's funny to me
because I don't say the words,
so I just get to laugh
and make y'all put it in the cup.
He only got big bills now. He in trouble. It's changing there. Y'all done just get to laugh and make y'all put it in the cup he only got big bills now oh it's changing there y'all just said enough today who y'all i still got credit
in there you still said two dollars in there i have three dollars in there you got three i said
it twice he put five i'm not you yo i say i've said it three times to emphasize i was calling
you the word you can't do that okay that don't don't make sense. I know. Let's see.
It has to be noted
that Cardi B went back
and forth with Cuban Doll.
That's girl business.
I'm staying out of it.
That's all of them.
I don't know.
Who's Cuban Doll?
It don't matter.
It don't even matter.
It's none of our business.
Salute to those.
We stay out of women's business
over here.
Salute to those women.
Salute.
I'm mad that women
think that podcasting
is just guys gossiping.
Because a lot of the male podcasters are just gossipers
I want to tell them like if I get to gossiping y'all gonna hate this part
yeah we be trying not to gossip
y'all wanna hear what we think about this shit
I ain't getting to the gossip
I know the gossip too
I ain't one of them that's gonna guess
I'm gonna tell you what's going on
I'm trying to protect people
anyway this guy is a child.
You rubbing on.
Joe, you're the clumsiest person I might have ever met in my life.
You're going to say I'm a child?
Because when I do it, it's clumsy.
So when I do it, it's what?
With black tennis on?
Yeah.
You can't even spill nothing on them.
You spill shit every day.
Go ahead. Move on bro
Shut up
What do I have
What do I have
What is important
Well we gotta salute
The fact that
Maya Angelou
Is the first black woman
To appear on the quarter
Absolutely
We have to salute that
Still need the Harriet Dubs
Yeah they just gonna
Rock us to sleep
With the quarter
On a quarter
Of currency
They've put some black women On a quarter of currency.
They've put some black women on a quarter before.
And it's sold.
We had to look crazy.
But on currency.
I'm so mad he said this shit.
On mad quarters with black girls on it.
He catch what he said.
Just call him.
He's stupid, yo.
It's like they sell quarters.
They stopped selling trains.
Nigga buying Knicks still.
Come on.
Maya Angelou becomes first black woman to appear on a quarter, and you can get one now.
Yo, they always trying to diss black people, yo.
Why they gonna tell us we can get a quarter?
I want a quarter.
See where my brain go, though.
Oh, it's available now.
Yeah, that's what they mean.
All right. Now you can get it
it's in circulation
Maya Angelou is making
history once again
the late prolific poet
and civil rights activist
who died at the age
of 86 in 2014
has become the first
black woman to be
featured on the US quarter
who's on the
is she on the front side
or the back side
that's the front
that's the front
but the
the fucked up part is
we slowly doing away with coins so now y'all gonna cave
in and give us this this is bullshit man give me harriet on the 20 bill beth i told y'all when that
was announced i'd never getting that stinking that's not happening gave us this shit when we
were i don't finally learn how to use my apple pay now
walk in the store they like uh we don't have no coins.
What the fuck you talking about?
I know it's only 14 cent change, but I ain't the niggas that pay with Apple Pay.
Oh, that's me.
You hate me.
You hate me.
You hate me.
I don't shop if they don't have it.
I hate y'all, y'all.
Why?
Because I'm standing in line right behind you when you do this stupid thing.
And I'm quickly in and out.
And I'm in and out.
When you put your little phone in.
Before you can get your wallet.
Phone. Phone.
Stole it for a card. I don't
use my phone. That's passage. Oh, you use your watch?
Yeah, use your watch for that, fam. Come on.
Two clicks. In and out.
Bloop bloop. Okay, bloopy.
I got it.
Parks don't believe in a water
scheme. We got an Apple Watch.
It's kind of a water scheme.
I just want to point out the hypocrisy around here.
I learned about you generally every pod.
Water scheme, outrageous.
This though.
This shit work.
So does that water.
So does that water.
But this shit is what it's supposed to be.
That shit cost the same as that water cost. That shit cost what the bootleg water scheme. So does that water. But this shit is what it's supposed to be. That shit costs the same as that water costs.
That shit costs what the bootleg water costs.
That markup is way...
Of course you don't believe in the water scheme.
They're getting you way better.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
I like this shit.
I love it.
You like water too.
All right.
I like water.
Congratulations to the late Maya Angelou.
I don't care if they're doing away with coins.
It's still a good gesture.
It's still dope.
It's still a good deed.
I'm joking, but.
You know.
They're honoring 20 women and she's a part of that 20, so.
Oh, time out.
Hold up.
They didn't give her her own flow.
It's a series.
A series of quarters?
Yes.
Hey, yo, give me your...
It's the American Woman Quarters Program.
They picked 20 women.
And only one of them was black.
Yo, the U.S., boy.
They lead with that one, though.
They're the first two.
I don't even think they...
Maya Angelou and Dr. Sally Ride.
I don't know they mean it when they put
like G-Depth or somebody on it.
Take this money.
Somebody that probably shouldn't be
honored when they just started doing that.
I didn't know that. I thought she was going to
be on a 25 cent coin
for history.
That's a little collector item.
Yeah, it's a collector item.
It's a one-off. You, going forward. That's it. No, no, no, no. That's a little collector item. Yeah, it's a collector item. It's a one-off.
You shocked?
No.
No.
Good old America, boy.
Well, moving right along.
Y'all mad at that, though?
I'm just asking.
I'm not trying to...
Joe's not mad at anything.
I'm not mad.
I'm not going to say I'm mad,
but I don't want...
When you yell, they say you rebel. When you yell, they say you rebel.
When you yell, they say you rebel.
When you yell, they say you rebel.
And I'm just up talking to myself.
Joe's not mad at anything.
I want peace, love, health, wealth, prosperity, and light for everyone.
And quarters.
No, or no.
Or not.
No quarters.
No quarters?
I'm not mad at it. Taco Bell selling chicken. Y'all in? No. No. No, no Or not No quarters No quarters I'm not mad at it
Taco Bell selling chicken
Y'all in?
No
No
Subway selling chicken
Wait wait wait
Time out
I'ma try it
I'ma be real
I ain't gonna lie to y'all
You a nigga
I'm never gonna stop saying nigga
You a nigga
I'm never gonna stop calling him nigga
Somebody say
Even when I stop using that word
I'ma call Ice a nigga
Yo yeah
MC Hammer called me one
He said it was the only time
He ever used it.
I believe you.
I believe him, too.
That's a wild, snubble fact.
It is.
He was like, yo, I've never used this word, but nigga, please.
I was like, damn.
I'm honored.
But yeah, I'm going to try that.
Because somebody told me it's on point with the McDonald's Mighty Wings.
And I used to love those.
Gross.
Listen,
you can take the nigga
out the hood.
Hopefully one of these days.
Yeah.
You shit yourself
standing up.
No.
Damn.
Put down the fast food.
The hood will come out
the nigga.
There's not going to be
no time for that.
Niggas are such niggas, yo.
Nobody,
I don't hear a peep
about the Popeye's
chicken sandwich anymore.
Because they stepped on it.
It ain't the same OG sandwich.
That work is cut now.
Fam, I know.
I bought one last month ago.
It wasn't bad.
No, same sandwich.
No, it's not the same sandwich.
Ask anybody who had the-
They changed the pickle?
They changed the recipe.
They ran out of chicken and then came back with some other shit.
We Nagard, Leo.
I'm telling you, bro. If you had that OG sandwich and then when they stopped it because they ran out of chicken and then came back with some other shit. We Nagard, Leo. I'm telling you,
bro,
if you had that OG sandwich
and then when they stopped it
because they ran out of chicken,
when you come back,
I ran to it again.
Oh,
good,
we back.
What the fuck is this?
This ain't,
it's like your Aquapana shit.
That was a chicken scheme.
That's what it was.
I've been eating
the OG chicken sandwiches.
I know what the OG chicken sandwich
tastes like.
Y'all miraculously ran out at all popeyes everywhere and then a month later everybody got chicken
sandwiches now and they're not going anywhere no more it's not a limited time they've never
run out again even though and they've never run out again that's just common sense tells you they
did something different to it or it ain't chicken in the mattress firm scam yes put me on I'm not hip
me either
the mattress firm scam
is that they're really
they're actually laundering money
because it's too many
mattress firms
in the
small
there's a lot of mattress firms
ain't that many mattresses
being sold
mattresses
ain't nobody buying them
nobody's buying them
they're saying mattress firm
is a storefront
I'm in
I'm definitely rolling
because when you pull up a map
and just look at how many
in an area,
you'll be like,
damn,
it's seven?
Right here?
I buy a mattress
once a decade.
But no,
I believe it.
Why is Timbaland saying
that The Weeknd's album
is the closest thing
to Thriller
or whatever the fuck he said?
He said,
Timbaland catches heat
after comparing
The Weeknd's Dawn FM album to Michael Jackson's Thriller. Yo, Tim Timbaland catches heat after comparing The Weeknd's Dawn FM album
to Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Yo, Tim,
if you want to produce
for The Weeknd,
just say that, yo.
This was similar to Thriller
because it scared children.
And that's probably
the only thing similar.
And I'm shutting up
because The Weeknd
is taking aim at his critics.
Oh, yeah?
And I don't want to be one of them that he takes aim at.
You know why he's taking aim at his critics?
They said the numbers was coming back a little.
He did when he brought back 170.
Yeah.
That's pretty light for a...
That's very light for him.
Yeah.
Well, by comparison, the previous album did 444.
Ice checked.
Week one.
He didn't have a single this time.
Okay.
You are that level of artist where you can do your rollout of,
hey, we're dropping.
170 is, I don't like the flop word, but it's borderline that for him.
It's a flop.
We tried playing this shit.
Jim Carrey is hosting your shit and you do 170.
We tried playing this shit on Friday night and it was like.
He's like, turn this off.
I can't get hot of this.
That's exactly what happened.
Had the bong sitting on the table.
I was like, God, no.
Timbaland maybe is just lying for his man.
Who's his man?
The Weeknd.
Oh.
A couple of people were hitting me saying,
yo, man, you need to go back and revisit that project.
Listen to it again.
Yeah, they said it'd get better.
And I will.
I will.
I'm just not rushing to.
And if I go back and listen and I love it, I'll say that.
Y'all take consumer time for granted.
Like, I heard the album.
I put time to the side to hear hear the album and you know what happened since
mad tv shows songs albums podcasts things that demand my listening attention have come out apps
fucking girls are texting like the window passed now you want me to ignore all of those things
and maybe go back to the weekend album that i
didn't like in the first place if i find time see here okay here's my thing about that argument i'll
let you know next year when you don't care here's my thing about that argument when they say oh go
back and listen again oh you just gotta listen to it a couple more times let it grow on you
well duh if i keep playing something over and over i'm gonna program myself to like this shit i'm not
trying to do that if it grabbed me on the first
listen, cool. If I find
certain things I like that I'll go back to,
cool. I want to like what you
did. I don't want to like what I did, which is
keep playing it. Yeah, I'm not going to make myself
like it. Like, I go, Kanye's album.
I gave that a six at first. But you
know what happened is there were a bunch
of records that I did like.
I go back listening to those, and then I might not turn it off after that song. Then I hear the next of records that I did like. I go back listening to those
and then I might not
turn it off after that song.
Then I hear the next record
and I'm like,
oh shit,
it should be alright.
Next thing you know,
I like a whole stretch of songs.
Kanye might never see
his wife again.
He don't even know
how to fucking cheat
and make your wife mad.
Like he don't even know
how to do it.
You don't do it
with a 22 year old
and you don't do it
with a fan of your wife. That's not what's to do it. You don't do it with a 22-year-old, and you don't do it with a fan of your wife.
That's not what's
going to do it. As soon as it came out that
that girl was a fan of Kim, I said,
watch this. Sure enough, just opened my phone and read it.
Kim has no problem
with them dating. She'd rather deal with a fan
than a hater.
Shit. That's a headshot.
You got
to learn how to make your ex mad, yo.
Well, I mean, you shouldn't.
Because that's bad.
Yeah.
That's a headshot.
But you should have it in a tuck.
In case it becomes important one day.
That's, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You fucking with my-
You can't date a fan of your-
You fucking with one of my fans?
Oh, have a blast.
She modeled in skims.
Oh, yeah, no.
He's losing, yo.
Yo, he's down.
He's losing, yo.
He's down tremendously.
I know I started this fight out
on his side.
I did.
I argued with fucking
Ish Tufanil about it.
No, I'm just saying,
I don't know what I said.
I still agree with what I said,
but he's losing.
He down bad.
Because he doing everything
like you and I'm moving on.
I'm moving on.
Kevin Peter just chilling.
Sharing some laughs.
Movies, bowling, roller skating.
They doing mad fun shit.
You just out here trying to be seen.
Are you talking back there?
Are you farting? What are you doing back there?
I can hear you.
Whatever you're doing.
What the fuck just happened?
Alex.
Oh, y'all had headphones.
I can hear you.
Oh, he likes her.
He likes her.
Hey, shut up, man.
He don't even know what's coming through the microphone.
They're not used to that.
Y'all said 2 Chainz albums coming this week, right?
Friday.
I heard one of the songs.
Two of the songs.
I heard the single.
Dope, Don't Sell It, Sell.
And he just dropped a concert in the Metaverse
the night before last.
How was it?
It was turnt.
Did he play any songs
off the new album?
No.
He did the hits.
Smart.
They have what's called uh always on uh-huh certain artists where you could just pop in at any time the concert is on the loop okay so you can go in
like snoop had an amazing set in there uh young thugs is still playing they started on new years
and i think his is coming to an end but two chains just started two chains this is my issue with me not him girls love trap was his rebrand tricks us
into thinking that he should still be the number one two three four or fifth best rapper out there
because of how powerful his rebrand was in 2010 or whatever that was
but he's been around long enough to where
this is where he should kind of be.
It's the same as the Ross thing to me.
At that space.
Yeah, kind of.
Where I'm not necessarily competing
with y'all.
But then he went on kind of another
rebrand too where he was starting to
rap over soul beats a little bit more
and rapping, rapping a little bit more.
The older niggas seem like they have a hard time
getting these checks cut from the label.
That may be the case.
Seem like it.
I don't know, because I don't know nobody's business,
but I'd have to call Snoop or somebody at Def Jam.
You're a raise of weirdness.
I don't care how.
Shout out to 2 Chainz. And you promised me a Chris Brown single this week. Supposed a raise of weirdness. I don't care how. Shout out to 2 Chainz
and you promised me
a Chris Brown single
this week.
Supposed to be coming this week.
Supposed to be.
It is.
Now you sound like
****.
Nigga.
Just bleep it.
Come on.
Just bleep it.
It went real quick
from it's dropping
to it's supposed to happen.
Yo, that's the date.
It's supposed to be
coming this week.
I know.
I hope it does. Ify. That, that's the date. It's supposed to be coming this week. I know. I know. I hope it does.
Ify.
That's the name of it.
Ify.
Ify?
Well, I don't care.
Oh, I'm not going to like that anyway.
All right.
Never mind.
He doing that.
Could be if he.
Mmm.
A little play on words.
I'm going to just keep it pushing.
Yo, ever since I bought overalls that women tell me to never wear, everyone has overalls.
But I'm just going to keep going.
What else is important?
The fake son was fake.
We don't know where Stephen A. Smith is.
We can just...
Everybody, I'm done.
I'm done.
Sleepers it is.
I'm done.
Unless y'all want to talk about when Quincy Jones told the truth in that interview
and everybody said he's crazy and senile.
He got dementia and don't listen to him, including his grandkids.
I see it.
I'll go watch it, though, so we can talk about it.
I'll pull it up.
We can talk about it right now.
He was dropping jams on them.
Yeah, everybody from the 60s.
About what happened when the Quaaludes came through.
Remember that.
They shut him down.
He was wilding for a minute.
Why was he wilding it versus telling the truth? Sometimes the he was wilding for a minute why was he wilding versus telling the truth
sometimes the truth
is wilding
see
fam Quincy Jones
should be able to tell us
what everybody
was doing in the studio
yo
true
he was there
that's his truth
and his experience
it's like when I hit
X's and be like
yo why are you
saying that about me
that wasn't true
that was my truth!
Alright, bitch.
Pay up.
You paid up. You prepaid.
Yeah, prepaid. You're on the easy pass.
Yo, women are great,
yo.
If you push me away, I'm gonna keep walking.
Well,
yeah. Well.
Yeah.
Thanks.
You clearly couldn't take a hit before.
I've been pushing you away for a year.
You finally now got the strength to keep walking?
On that note.
Thank God.
Free Tristan Thompson, man.
Free him from what?
He's a doof.
Nah, man.
He's trying to get her to walk away, and she won't.
Oh, that was a bad way he tried to do it.
He's trying every other way.
That'll do it.
Come in here.
No, no, no, no.
I'm talking about his girl, Chloe.
He's trying to get out of that, and she just won't leave.
I've done everything.
I violated everything possible, and you won't leave.
Yeah, I hate when an apology works.
Like, they stay.
And I'm not talking about this no more.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
That's ice.
That's ice.
That is ice.
That is ice.
Where you sleeping, man?
All right.
I'm finding a sleeper.
I might as well just make this ice theme song now. That takes place uptown.
I grew up on a sidewalk while on street talk. And they talk to all New York. I go. I might as well just make this Ice theme song now.
All righty then.
Sleepers, it is.
Ish, play some fucking, play some hip hop, East Orange hip hop shit, all right?
Okay.
I'm tired of you, these R&B people out there think you on my ass.
Pause.
Well, yeah, about to say he's been showing up.
No, and that's why I don't fuck with fans.
He has been showing up.
What, for a little over a month?
You've been doing it for years.
I feel you.
You no fan of God. Chris Paul won't win an MVP.
He just keep going to different teams
And doing what he does
You know everybody got short memories
I know
Alright let's see
Alright we got brand new old music
It's called Worldwide
Emmanuel what up?
Some of us feel them on this.
Some of us don't.
It's understandable.
It's understandable.
Everybody's different. I'm tryna see you down in L.A. I just flew down from N.Y.
Just tryna go to Amsterdam Tryna see you down in Japan
I'm tryna feel your energy Tryna see the crowd go, eh, shit
I wanna feel just closer to your heart I'm trying to take the damn thing worldwide I'm tryna take the damn thing worldwide
I'm tryna take the damn thing worldwide I'm tryna take the damn thing worldwide
And there's something in the air wherever you come from
I'm trying to fly out, see if I can get some
And there's something in the air wherever you come from
I'm trying to fly out, see if I can get some I'm tryna see you down in the UK
See what it's like across the pond
Tryna come home to my love
That's what my heart's been calling for
Tryna see you down in Ethiopia
I'm tryna go home, I'm tryna go home I've been callin' for Tryna see you down at E.D.O.P. home
I'm tryna go home
I'm tryna go home
I'm tryna go home
Ain't there something in the air wherever you come from
I'm tryna fly out, see if I can get some
And there's something in the air wherever you come from
I'm tryna fly out, see if I can get some Breaking me down just the way that I like
Cause you know that I love it
Break all to me, take all to me, take all to me
And then we go, you love it, you know that's a miracle We call Hotel California
My love all up on ya
Marry me cause it feels good
Knock the lords around us
Do it for the free I loved you
When it wasn't real
That's Worldwide by Emmanuel
Hotel California
Amazing project all together.
Shout out to him.
I like it.
I've been listening to that Dixon
still.
Man, yo.
What a little pack.
I can't wait for him to release more.
I found him late
and then I went back and the last project
was 2018 and then this one was 2021.
That's three years. I hope it's not another
three.
What y'all got?
All right.
I'm going down to Philly.
This is Chill Moody.
This is my guy, Chill.
Chill.
This record is called Purpose featuring Heaven's Gold.
Great minds discuss brilliant ideas.
Preparation meeting determination with no fear.
It is in you like it's in me like it's in the billionaire's air
I can change the polarity of 90,000 hurt souls
Hawkins law prevails
What is your purpose in life?
What is a life of nothing but chasing the bag blind?
And God who trusts that wording I don't abide?
As for self and trust for God I
Uplift the frequency so my funds are a tool
wasn't in my mama to raise a fool we've queen and king from systematic hood school and thinking
stop looping hurt twerking and being blue just vibrate your hues
die empty from prolifically pouring your purpose to the youth
the all seeing eye is you what is your purpose in life?
said this should be my theme music Smooth, subtle approach Room flooded with smoke
Daggers covered in cloak
Truth covered in jokes
I give them hope
Only dope if the fiends use it
Nice things, what a pristine movement
Hottest pride, you see my team moving
Pies at your door
So welcome to the neighborhood
Salute to the day ones
You know the course of action when that day comes
Wasn't left a path so we paved one
Took them opportunities and gave some
Laughs around the sun, I swear we been on an insane run
Run, look, we running from the far side
Your crew drop, you wanna run that scene backwards
Separate the real from all the esteemed actors
Once the dream shatter all that matters is your team stature
My clan will win for the culture on the mannequins Stand up guys until them vultures got a hand on them
Youngest brag he got the streets locked Apple steady falling from the treetops
Psycho getting more vicious Found justice in the partition
Capping like he got the juice, all that's Pulp Fiction
A mere mention of his name sets the bar higher Ghost rider, ghost rider, yeah it's all fire
False prophets, we got sick of who they call sire
Gave them something realer, think Dilla, small tires
Flat out I'm nice with it, don't even got levers, levels the price difference
At this height I might provide him with some guiding light
All through the hood I hear him saying I'm supposed to die tonight
Ain't nothing new, I been in this position before
A massacre, lot of life lessons hidden in war We was born on a crash course, countdown to blast off
Stamps at the corner store, the stamps on the passport Nothing but progression in those last thoughts
Road less traveled and still our paths crossed Hold up, tapped into the high of me
They admire me, whom they aspire to be Said my desires was inspiring, I told them
Dig deep, see what's driving them It's purpose, my people, we gotta win
You can desire a job, you can desire a, you know, there's a person
You can desire a certain situation, but purpose encompasses everybody. Desire is personal for a self-gratification.
But purpose is when you include everybody in what you're trying to do and everything that you're trying to create.
Let's go, Chill.
Purpose by Chill Moody featuring Heaven's Gold, man.
Shouts to Chill.
Shouts to the whole West Philly.
I fuck with y'all heavy.
No doubt.
We'll play some Reeves, man.
He was wildin', but this is left hand.
He wasn't wildin'.
He was wildin'.
Hey.
Okay.
Reeves.
Trippy.
Hey. Yeah. Ayy, yeah, sent niggas packin' for trips I hit a shot when I won't, these niggas actually miss It's like I'm workin' on it with my ex
You know I'm back in this bitch Niggas came from the crack, gettin' flipped
Now it's crack versus all in the niggas' songs Pressure buildin', I done grown
Zillow shoppin' for a home Niggas staring at the throne
You know you made it where hatred is building My enemies get along
Gossiping over the phone Ain't even did nothing wrong
Well shit, maybe that be the problem Been living stressed, be no drama
Circle tighted in the top of a bottle Worked for it, never coddled
Built a blueprint for the come up Come study the model
I'm getting head from a model She feel like it's an investment
I gotta respect it NDA giving, she signing in seconds
A hundred bands, so I hope she neglecting it
Tell it all, niggas ain't better, let's bet it all
I learned some trade secrets, bout to leak it
Go back to the hood, give a seminar
I learned the difference from legends
And go time for one hour session with Kenny, y'all
I learned the difference from hoes and the queen
From the moment me and Aisha been apart
I was living dark, I was in a vault
Having different thoughts, I was down bad
I was written off, bad vibes in the air Feeling like I went to pick em off
I ain't having a couple pennies now I'm getting pennies on Dallas for niggas thoughts
She wanna swallow my dreams Spit it back at me, a friend come and lick
it off
My mind shit change What you think a nigga working for?
She don't need no money So this hint that I'm getting ain't personal
All part of the game Living easy easy, but it hurts to go.
Money coming with the fame.
Put your money on the game.
Riz.
That's Left Hand by Riz Nuff from a three-pack he dropped last year,
late last year.
It was a really dope project.
H, what you got for us?
Apex Hippie song is called Domino Trees.
All right, Joe.
You feel the pressure?
Call me.
It's hard still.
Yeah, you on your last.
You got it on me.
You got it on me.
You got it on me.
You got it on me. You gotta know me You gotta know me You gotta know me
You gotta know me
You gotta know me You gotta know me
Someone's on the way, he looks just like me And my love for you grows just like trees
And I can't wait to see what this brings Cause you gotta know me You gotta know me
I only know a few people good with these things
I've seen it ruin a lot of people's dreams
I've seen a lot of people run from these things
But if I run from you, I'm running from me
I'm running from me
Man, don't it seem like it's domino tricks
Cause you're following me
You're following me
So you gotta know me
You gotta know me
Man, don't it seem like it's domino trees
And if that's true
You gotta know me I got a lot to learn to know what this means So if you need some help I'll rock you to
sleep Cause mama needs some rest it's just you and
me It's just you and me, it's just you and me
It's just you and me, man, don't it seem like it's domino trees
And that's true, you gotta know me
You gotta know
You gotta know me
You gotta know me
You gotta know me
You gotta know me Alright
You okay?
You okay?
So you happy?
Yeah, that's cool
Another one of hish
It's Sharif
Before he made it to the Hawks
It's Domino Trees
You gotta know him
Apex Hippie
You gotta know him
Ish, where the hell
You meet Apex Hippie?
Which one of your aunts Which one of your aunts
had him?
Yo.
Somebody said,
yo, Ish.
Yeah, come on, Ish.
Give it to us, yo.
That nigga a pal.
Something wrong
with this nigga, man.
The baby was in the song,
right?
I wasn't sure
if it was something
that we all was playing
on your phone.
Oh, that was in the song.
I thought that was Ish's phone the whole time.
I thought so, too.
I was like, what the fuck is he doing?
I was like, there's no way
that he's just watching a baby cry on loop.
I got to show Ish the stats to this pod.
He would charge me this.
Fam, this guy has four views.
I've never seen nothing in 2020.
He got seven subscribers.
And four views.
I got to know, how did you find this?
I have to know.
Yo, fam, keep it pushing, please.
No.
Tell me off camera.
Oh, man.
I like the song.
It was a nice little song.
I like the song, too.
But you didn't go on YouTube and stumble upon that.
It's impossible.
All right.
Oh, that's his cousin.
There you go.
That's his cousin.
There it is.
It's how much you can pay when you do this.
That ain't no fucking North, man.
I don't know this guy, man.
You can't come out.
It's taking Cryptoola is crazy.
Nah, that nigga work at Home Depot.
He gave you a discount on the lumber.
That's what it was.
You sent me some crypto.
I play your shit.
Nah.
I pay you.
No, no, no, no.
I can't touch that.
No, no, no.
I can't touch that.
Nah, he told him, yo, I know the lumber high.
Play my record.
Yeah, I'll get you a two by four or two.
That's it.
I'm going to get you a two by four.
Yeah, I got you.
Back the truck up around here.
Joe going legit?
Joe ain't even going to know.
Joe ain't even going to know. Joe ain't even going to know.
Like, we play the sleepers, yo.
I got this kind of Glacier Bay, man.
Don't worry about it.
Toilet's what you need.
I got you.
Is that everyone's sleeper?
Is that everyone's sleeper?
Yeah, I don't even know
after this nigga put me in a mood.
Like, I'm fucking just internalizing things.
It was the baby crying.
They don't really know me.
All right.
I wasn't even prepared.
I don't even know
what I'm ending with here.
That was funny.
Some cool OD.
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, right.
Why not?
Let me see if I got
some cool ODs
in my saguaro.
He don't.
He don't have that.
He not that ill.
All right, let's see.
Wow, wow, what?
I was trying to play it like it's slap, slap.
That was the slappiest of the slap.
Yeah, that was the slap.
In the door. That's it. What's this?
I work.
What's the name?
I go to work.
I go to work, right?
On the scene, mean.
I got the potential to make it go that chill.
I got the credentials.
That is the essential to make a rap potential. I get that a 95.
Oh, he's great.
Nah, he was going. Nah, he was going.
Nah, he's the man.
A plus.
95.
95.
You thought he was playing with you.
Yeah, he might get you out of here.
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I think he had
All the joints
Yeah
This was the one
I'm fine
Yo they better shoot me
That bell in 20 years
Man I ain't even focused
Well it was fire
Alright buddy
Yo man thank y'all
For listening
Hope y'all enjoyed it.
It's important.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you a due farewell.
Adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista.
And remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all that we have.
Hey. and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have Hey, the Kool Moe D treat them right man don't go leaking no more your little grave report card
be nice to your old peers and competitors and do remember the baddies and
insecure the stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want
you to teach them things.
It's going to be a long night, nigga. All these kids realize that I'm the man.
Six for three, I may be a quarter and in bigger than last year, but still a unique figure.
Rob Springer, Doc Nodig, and Hot Dog Dough.
That I'm a man that was born to have a mic on.
Next to me at all times, ready to kick a rhyme.
That'll get me out of financial bond.
Y'all want to congratulate G-Spin for winning our big money fantasy football league.
Round of applause.
I want to congratulate myself.
Nah, don't try to get my praise at the end, nigga.
I want to congratulate myself for winning our free money league.
It's little money league.
It's little money.
Oh, the $100, right?
What'd I win?
$800 or some shit?
$700.
$700 or some shit?
$600.
Yeah.
Get you a nice hat.
Get you a bucket.
Got it.
Got it.
I understand.
Y'all hold it down out there.
Same time, same place.
Saturday.
All the people in the house, listen up.
No, no, no, no.
Listen, listen.
Give me to that.
Here we go.
Give me to that.
Here we go. Here we go. Me, me, me, listen, listen, listen. Give me to that. Here we go. Give me to that. Here we go.
Yeah, this the part I want to hear.
His other joint was caught up.
No, he had a chopstick.
Oh, yeah, caught up.
Yeah.
Hear me, hear me, hear me.
We out! We gone crazy
Trouble, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble
We gone crazy We gone crazy
Man
Woman
Dose Infinity Man, woman, verse, infinity.
Rock it, I'm transforming, flowing, yo, go on.
I'm not hot, but I'm burning while I'm burning warm.
All right, we're going to get out of here.
We're going to head on out.
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