The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 506 | "The Barrier"
Episode Date: January 29, 2022Joe and the guys face the dreaded conversation of knowing when a woman is out of your league. Then, sharing personal experiences and observations from others, they reveal some hard truths (16:25). Nex...t, the guys discuss Euphoria being criticized for its display of drug use (39:50), Aziz Ansari's latest special, the Baseball Hall of Fame's voting process being flawed, and MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Grimm Lynn - “Back 2 Luv” Ice | Guapdad 4000 - “I Need Bands” Parks | Nicholas Craven & Evidence - “Breaking Atoms” Ish | Marie Dahlstrom - “Mine”
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The script did that, yo.
You really couldn't have scripted that.
I just said, let me put my phone on the desk.
I think that's the noise my washing machine makes.
That's funny.
That was funny.
That's the noise that my dishwasher makes or some shit.
Why you?
Get with the times.
What's your phone ring?
It don't.
Word.
At all.
I don't know what sound my phone ring.
Why does yours?
You'd strike me as a ringer.
Stop fronting, please.
Until it ain't.
Your phone rings, yo.
Get out of here.
Your phone rings.
Who phone rings?
Yours.
Your phone ring, nigga.
My phone don't ring.
That's what he talking about.
You talking about my phone ring?
Your phone ring, bitch.
Where's my phone ring?
You can throw something in the cup because we are recording.
So enough.
Go ahead and put it down.
Go ahead and put something in the cup.
Put your phone down.
I'm about to call your phone to see what the ring is.
Call it.
What do you think?
I'm lying on my vibration on my phone?
Yeah.
Yo, every day I learn more about the person people think I am.
Like, my lie got to be a little more important.
I know your phone ring because I heard the ring.
We've all heard the ring
on air
yeah
what are you talking about
yeah man
he threw one at you
like you was a stripper
he just gonna let him
gas you
go ahead
I didn't say a word
I didn't say a word
but the cup is that way
I don't know why
it doesn't
over here
you're closer it's why you fucking with me But the cup is that way. I don't know why it ain't nothing over here.
You're closer.
Oh.
No, man.
It's why you fucking with me. The cup growing on the left.
Why you fucking with me today, man?
I don't want no sauce.
Never.
Not me.
I wanted to start with the position of privilege that you live your life with.
What?
Off mic back there.
I don't know what y'all was talking about but when I came in the room somebody just blurted
something out
that I believe
go ahead
expound nigga
how you just
talking cryptic
well I was trying to
but anyway
alright
I mean I could
I could get the conversation
I heard somebody blurt out nah man it's feel like he could bag a girl in the world
wherever he at.
It don't matter where he at.
And you was like, no, that would have to be a lie because y'all know I don't speak to
nobody.
That is true.
But what happened was the backstory was somebody was talking about Kim K.
And Alex said, yo, you like Kim K, fam.
You want Kim K.
Everyone looks at him. And I said, fam, people like Kim K and Alex said yo you like Kim K fam you want Kim K and I said fam people like Kim K there's not a man
in here that wouldn't pop Kim K
and so
that's where the conversation
went he said yo you gonna get her
you in the same room with her
I wouldn't speak about somebody's wife that way
or the mother of their kids that way so I'm not
going to
I guess we can bleep it but anyway so then he says about somebody's wife that way or the mother of their kids that way. So I'm not going to.
I guess we can bleep it.
But anyway, so then he says,
yo, when you get in the room,
you want to try to bag it?
And I said, no, I'm in a relationship.
But even if I wasn't in a relationship, I still wouldn't try to bag it
because I would push up on girls.
Yeah, I saw somebody say the other day,
you know how ugly a girl got to be
for a dude to say I got a girlfriend?
I know who said that to her.
She's a jerk, yo.
So then the conversation was,
oh, okay.
That's what you're gonna do?
I said, no, if Joe's there
and I'm single,
then Joe does the dirty work.
But wait, before we get to that,
you just gonna tell Kim K
you got a girl?
Let me hear how that's going to go.
There's going to be a text, a phone call, a letter.
You're going to mail it?
How are you going to do that?
What is he talking about?
Wait, get off of me.
This isn't right.
For I have a girlfriend.
For I.
For I.
A man far away who would never know.
And I can kind of
probably
get this off
and it's
and it's Kim K
I'm probably gonna get this off
nah
you wouldn't do that
of course you would
anyway
so then you were saying
what now
if Joe was dead
no I said
yo I wouldn't highlight Kim K
I got a relationship
and I don't highlight girls
but I said
if my man was dead you getting good and was single, then that's another story.
And they said, your man who?
And I said, Joe.
Joe does the dirty work.
And you said that's a position of privilege that I have.
That is a real position of privilege.
And everybody else in the background screamed out, yo, you're too old for that shit.
I don't know if you missed that one.
No, I didn't.
But you don't care.
Again, I haven't been faced with that in a long time.
You ain't throw me no alley-oop with a girl in damn near a decade.
I'm just saying that.
Well, we've both been involved.
No, I'm saying, yeah.
But it's just what we used to do.
Okay.
But that hasn't changed for you?
We haven't been in that situation.
Thank God, man.
Right?
Thank God. Round of applause. Hold on, applause hold on man thank god man that's nice but yeah so that that's where we were all right how y'all
doing good good man good how are you i'm great great nice chill little day here a little tugging
at the you know i mean but why do you think that's a position of privilege?
Because not everybody has a favorite friend.
Because not everybody
has a Joe Button.
Yeah.
That's definitely privilege.
Before I knew Joe Button,
I was sending Joe Johnson
to go holla.
It ain't Joe Button.
You just said.
Yeah, that's I grew-ish.
Like, just having someone
to go and speak for you.
Yeah, yeah, it's not Joe
because he's Joe Button.
Yeah, but that's a little
extra.
Especially someone
that's good at what they do.
Any pretty charismatic guy to the strangers.
I thought you just called him pretty.
Never.
Not a bad person to send over.
It's not.
Indeed.
Even that.
Even if you remove the fact that it's him.
It's still a privilege, though.
As the alley-oop guy, what do you go say when your man says...
I can sell you.
I used to send Michael Ball over. You give him the script? No, I say dope shit. Whenever I send him. No, I throw an alley-oop for my What do you go say when your man says... I can sell you. I used to send Michael Ball over.
You give him the script?
No, I say dope shit.
Whenever I send it.
No, I throw an alley-oop for my niggas.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so you just don't like talking to the girl that you like.
You'll talk to another girl.
I'll talk for one of you niggas in a heartbeat.
Yeah, what?
Have you ever talked for me?
A time or two.
It's not really necessary for you, though, because you go.
You do.
When you see something something he be like
birds drop
yeah
early
we coming early
I'm lying
we've said this all
here before
you mean
you mean
you mean
you mean
you love
birds
oh my god
it's been a long time
go as in
you see something
you mentally
I think
start devising
a plan
of how I'm going to get that
shoulder
time stamp killer
my man
you can't shoulder no more
you can't do none
you can't shoulder no more
no way
you touching strangers
that's a charge
did she sign NDA No way. You touching strangers? That's a charge.
Did she sign an NDA?
Hey, I'm going to touch your shoulder.
You okay with that, right?
Listen, though, that is a talent.
That is a skill.
Like, I used to send my cousin over when I was doing that,
and I've seen him go into the depths of hell.
Gangs of six and seven women all wanting to do different things.
Came out victorious?
And handle it.
MP?
Yes.
What?
Huh? I didn't know he was that dude.
Yeah, no, it's a skill.
It's a nice skill to have.
That's it.
I like being the shooter in that position.
That's fun.
Shooter, shoot. I'm an assistant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Chris that position that's fun shoot a shoot
yeah
yeah but then you
eventually get that
well why don't he come over here for himself
where your friend he got a mouth
he has social anxiety
oh he can't speak for himself
condolences
so then you gotta
you gotta weave around that one
I think you put me in some tough positions before too
pause
I did?
I think if I just
harken back
were you gonna stick up for him
for not coming over?
where it was just like
the baddest chick in the universe
who has been ignoring every man
to come her way.
It's been one of those
where it's like,
yo, you really about to put me in it.
She probably gave me to look like,
look at this bum-ass nigga,
Joe Budden, staring at me.
It was like one of those
where I had mad shit to work against,
but... Sealed the deal? I'm sure I did. I'm sure I did mad shit to work against. But sealed the deal.
I'm sure I did.
I'm sure I did.
My memory's bad.
I can tell by this face you did.
I'm sure I did, yo.
I'm sure I did.
I'm appreciative.
Thank you.
All right, so everybody's feeling good.
Great.
That's excellent.
Parks has us here a day early.
I have to resent him a little bit for it.
But y'all them dudes, so we're going to be all right here.
Let's see.
How do we feel?
It's a blizzard.
Yeah.
They say it's going to be a hurricane blizzard.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Snow and heavy winds?
Yeah, I'm not a meteorologist.
It's a nor'easter then, right?
That means we snowed it.
For the lovelies.
God damn it.
Fell asleep with a little Netflix on.
I mean...
You finish it yet?
No, I didn't finish it yet.
Today was my day to finish it.
We're here to work.
But I love you.
You know what I mean? yet today was my day to finish and we're here to work but i love you yeah i mean she get up go piss in the middle of the night you wake up too god damn it that's how close
y'all for the lovers out there let's go
but that's when i talk yo yo it's always act like I'm angry. Everybody laughs, man.
I just mean it's funny.
We should get up to go piss.
In the middle of the night.
They all do it.
You gotta wake up too?
No, you don't have to do that.
Well, I wake up early.
You know that.
Okay.
So, yeah, nah, that's a vibe.
I take your word for it.
You got it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
All right, now I'm gonna learn about y'all
y'all don't have those
interactions
with your significant other
like in the middle of the night
like when maybe you both
should be asleep
never fucked around
3.30am
4.30am
the rollover
I mean if that's how it happens
yeah yeah
you had that
well normally she go take a piss wipe her a little hot pocket off, and get back in the bed.
Normally she come back in the bed with a plan.
I mean, well, maybe y'all never experienced that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Never mind.
For the lovers out there, sorry if you can't relate.
My bad.
My bad.
Hey, maybe she don't wake up in the middle of the night for you.
Maybe sleep is more important.
Oh, she's getting so much zine.
Let's go then.
She sleeps so much more peaceful at your place.
Don't worry about it.
I got us.
I got us, man.
Protect yourself. Don't jump in this. Just got us. I got us, man. Protect yourself.
Don't jump in this.
Just keep acting like I'm crazy.
I got you.
The GOAT.
Now for the X's.
Everybody didn't wake up so happy
in the morning now
Bitch been acting up for a few months
You did some shit last night
You had enough
But you're in the same house
It's tough, I've been there man
Let's play some Sade, take a hot shower
Stay in there for a minute
Sit down in there, oh that helps When you sit down in the stand up shower Let's go, Sade, take a hot shower, stay in there for a minute I gave you all the love I got Sit down in there, oh that helps
When you sit down in the stand-up shower, let's go, talk to him, Joe
I gave you love
Yo, you be in there depressed as hell, you ain't even got no soap on your body, water just on your hands
Now you look like a fucking water fountain in there with your dumb ass, dick man, soft
You're a fucking a loser get yourself together
get some good body scrubbing something man condition your beard
exfoliate get a face mask something do something
you can hear in the other room telling a girlfriend how she's out of here and you ain't
she talking loud on purpose i'm cryin' for you
We here for you
I gave you all the love
I gave you more than I could
Oh man
Gave it all to you
Gave you love
She still left with a richer nigga
Damn
I gave you all that I have inside
It is leave with a richer nigga season
I ain't gon' hold you
I'm glad I'm up
They been tryna throw these broke niggas in my face, but I'm strong
Keep tryin'
Bad season to be down
I tell you that one
When it get too bad, just shop, nigga
Been at the mall every day
I've been lied You and I too bad just shop niggas been at the mall every day
oh
we're right there little clearance rack looked at everything on that little rack
look at this little number
I tried to tell you to go to the clearance rack they got to get rid of the hoodies
I had so much time on my hand I pulled up the little register dudes to the side Get rid of the hoodies.
I had so much time on my hands.
I pulled the little registered dudes to the side and said,
yo, dog, I done bought a lot of this shit at full price.
And now it's sitting here for this price.
That's how much time I have, man.
I said, well, when did you buy it?
30 days?
90.
Look, bucko.
90.
Bought it a little while ago.
What's your policy?
30 days.
Oh,
it was more than 30 days ago.
Neiman is 30?
Mm-hmm.
Bloomy's is 90.
Bed Bath & Beyond didn't matter.
Take some shit back
from seven years ago.
No, I ain't even sell.
No, I sure didn't.
That shit ain't even sell.
That's how they out of business now
Nigga that was a hustle
When I was in college
Couldn't pay that rent
Take them Ferragamos
Back to Norstrom's
And get cash
What the fuck you talking about
Shout out to the Scambles
Shout out to the Scambles
Hey listen
They out there
No shit
They up
I'm paranoid as hell
Typing my email places.
When you came to my head.
Hey, nah, nah, she getting her bag on the second verse.
We here, we here.
I promise you, we coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Brightened every day with your sweet smile.
I say you think Sade is doing verses soon.
She'll leave the house, bro.
N***a lost his fucking mind.
To who?
Don't matter.
You just predict.
It's her.
Didn't I tell you?
Oh, she about to get mad now.
Hold up.
What I believe.
Somebody say that a love like that won't last.
Didn't I give you all that I got to give back?
This is no ordinary love, no ordinary love.
Yeah, I need to hear this playing downstairs with the hash cooking.
Feel good now.
Ready to pot.
I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. Y'all good? Yes hash cooking. Feel good now. Ready to pot.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
Y'all good?
Yes, sir. Good.
Barch.
Good.
Good.
All right.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Oh, I hate to cut it off right there.
I hate to cut it off right there.
God damn it.
No, Joe.
Bye.
No, for daddy. idea god damn it microphone check one two what is this 506 yes sir welcome to episode 506 of the joe button podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe button
here with a few really good guys. Parks is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Corbett's here.
Young boys are in the band.
Everybody's here.
Good.
What's up?
What's popping?
What's up, man?
I'm ready to unpack some shit.
What's cracking?
There's something packed?
I don't know.
We unpack, so I'm ready.
Whatever's out there, let's unpack it.
Please not sidewalks.
Whatever we do, as long as it's not the curb.
I'm down to unpack, too, though.
Hey, Corey tossed a good one.
Let's get right to it.
What do you do when she's out of your league?
But there's some rhythm there, right?
Yeah, there's some rhythm there.
There's rhythm there, but she's out of your league?
Yeah.
Why is she out of my league?
I was coming with that.
If there's rhythm there, why is she out of my league?
Because you're still running around doing fuckboy shit.
Nah, that might be it.
The man or the person.
Well, that's different.
I'm with you.
But that's different.
That's a woman that you're not ready for.
That's how it was presented initially, so I thought that's what we were doing.
But I thought the way Corey-
I think he meant something different.
Yeah, I think Corey meant that.
I think he meant like she's out of your league for-
Other reasons.
Other reasons.
Like you might not be up enough to where you think you are, where you think you need to be to be with her.
It still kind of falls under the same.
You're not ready.
Yeah, it is.
Different reasons.
Yeah, but it's a different not ready. Different reasons. It's a different not ready.
That's all.
I think if she giving you rhythm.
No, one means you have the option.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
We're talking about the one where you don't.
Oh, you think you don't.
Yeah.
That's more important.
You think you don't.
Yes.
Because in my opinion, when she giving you rhythm, it'd be our own insecurities that
might make us think we out her league she
might be with everything that we come with but we personally especially as men don't feel i've been
in this situation before speak to it i'm pulling up with the white you know me i used to be rolling
with the white van and i'm like shut the door with the work boots and all two million dollar joint i'm up in there
sleep sleep so i mean i think that oftentimes we might think we're not ready for her she might be
willing to accept what we already come with and help us do better i think it's a man thing um
especially financially most men feel as though they need to be the breadwinner or they need to be in the same financial space.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think it's an insecure thing.
There's a lot of dudes that live off women, too, though.
Yeah, but them niggas, that's a different type of animal.
But if you're a dude.
Not today.
They getting to it today.
Who, men?
The women got it.
I know.
No, that's what I'm saying.
No, he said it's a lot of dudes round of applause if you got got a girl with some coins to leech off
paying all your bills women getting to it nice clean honda nice clean no that honda
i think that's the thing with the dude more than the woman I think that's the thing with the dude
I think if a woman
Met you
She giving you rhythm
Now if she just shut you down
You just dead in the water
But if she giving you rhythm
I think that's more
Something we be fighting ourselves over
Yeah but sometimes you get the societal forces too
Her friend groups
Or her family or something like that
That's making it hard for you too
I've been there
I've been there before
I just
But again if she a dope chick She weed out the white noise or her family or something like that that's making it hard for you too. I've been there before. I just, but again,
if she a dope chick,
she weed out the white noise.
I think this question is really
for guys that talk to girls though.
As opposed,
what you mean?
Like how earlier we started with,
like,
you don't really approach women.
Yeah,
but once I'm talking.
Because why does this exist
if you don't approach women because i don't really
approach them neither but you might meet a woman at a game night you might meet a woman at oh i'm
bad i'm i bet 97 of the game night and that's my point at a game night wrap this up i don't care
what the variable is friend that want to go home early. Friend that hates pumping up.
I don't care what it is.
No, that's okay.
At a game night,
wrap it up.
You start engaging.
What's home court for you?
Give it to me.
House parties.
Right?
House party.
I was just getting ready to say that.
House party killer.
House party for you?
Definitely a house party.
Some kickback,
something like that.
I don't know.
Nah.
I got to come back to me.
Yeah, game nights is up i
groove uh i feel like you put me anywhere on god's green earth i triple my worth i feel like i do i
but i but i do know oh the pool party rapid oh that's 98 98 99 it goes up at the pool party
no it's real um but what do you get that out of there too?
I mean,
you,
you've been there.
We've all been there.
I run from the woman that you feel like you're not on a level.
Yeah.
I kind of embrace that shit.
I kind of embrace it.
I know what time it is.
I knew,
I knew who,
cause you can ask around that.
And I don't mean,
let me make myself clear.
I don't mean run,, be afraid of it.
I mean, I just understand.
Some women, when I didn't have, I understood.
But I think that's it.
And some of them, totally with the game.
It could be a lot.
Totally with the game.
What you mean the game, though?
They with the shits no matter what.
Up or down, they just with it.
Yeah, their boundaries just were different.
So, yeah, you could charm them.
You could funny them.
You could movie them.
I've done this with coffee dates.
I've done this with pizza ice cream dates.
I've done this with a game night.
I've done this with a quick concert.
We was just talking about concert season.
Some of these concerts that's coming up.
What are they? Read them. Give them to me. because they're perfect joe and anthony hamilton on one
tour it's a perfect date show and the other one was new edition jodeci and charlie wilson perfect
easy date show that's lay up like put me something that's at the room. Something like that. A little dinner, something to see afterward.
A little black box in New York.
I mean, if we really trying to.
You know what I mean?
No, but I think that based on what you said, I think sometimes, and we older.
We've been around the block.
I think sometimes we don't.
A little too many times.
Yeah, I think we don't give them enough credit.
I think we shoot ourselves in the foot.
Like every woman out here don't need the nigga to be way up financially.
That's a fact.
And a lot of times dudes get in their own head when dealing with women like that.
Because you'll see what she dealt with before.
And it's like, all right, if this used to I can't I can't compete with that
she might not be looking
for you to compete with that
but you got in your own head
like
I gotta play with that
nah
I'm just gonna have to
and I'm indulging this
for conversation purposes
but most of the time
I was the nigga
that didn't
didn't want the person
that didn't want me
like the woman
the woman that I couldn't
speak to
because she only
fucked with
a multi-millionaire
i probably wasn't i probably really wasn't checking for her and that's why to start it
off when i said oh she giving you rhythm she giving you rhythm that means she already you
know what yeah yeah like i also don't have this conversation oh man fuck it we here now i also
don't have this conversation because i speak from a position of privilege. You do. I turn it down. You do. Like, I know what the rep is,
but in real life...
No, you do.
I turn it down, down.
I know when men say that,
it's like every guy says that, right?
But, so I...
You can't just go into these...
Everybody don't do that.
That's true.
Everybody don't move like that.
So, I try not to even address these conversations.
I can vouch for you.
You turn a lot down.
I look at you like you're crazy.
Well, yeah. and your rep will suffer
because women will never
share any of that
they only share
when you ain't shit
they don't share
when you're a stand up dude
they gonna share that
yo I was trying to get
this nigga some boxing
he turned it down
they shouldn't
ta da
they not gonna share that
they shouldn't
yeah
so I think that
again I just think that
a lot of people
be getting in their own way
with regards to insecurities and shit.
And we'll look and see.
You open up a magazine and you'll be like, oh, multimillionaire mogul Vanessa Johnson marries landscape owner.
And dudes be like, huh?
Yeah, nigga, because that nigga took a shot and he thought he had something to offer, which you do.
Just because you don't have financial shit, that don't mean provision is only financial.
And she might not need that.
I need you to give me some other shit that none of these other niggas that are up can't give me.
And my quote be, she need you to make you laugh till your stomach hurt and put dick in your stomach.
That's half of the battle.
But wait, hold up.
Let me go back for a minute.
And now for nothing, dude is probably a kind of ill landscaper yo it don't yo a how a guy is gauging
and how a woman is gauging it'd be so night and day yo like you thought she just liked the dope
boy nigga that was up she just want the nigga respected in his field. Yeah.
Oh no,
you that nigga there in locksmith world.
Yeah.
That's enough for me.
That could be true.
Yeah.
That's very true.
Yeah, no.
I can vouch for that.
It don't have to be
something like that
where you can douche it
because women like to have
a man around
that can douche it.
Now you looking
calling that nigga
all types of douche.
He got her lawn
looking spectacular.
With the spiral trees.
Oh, come on.
It's sculptures. Fucking sculpture. It's a picture of you up there. He got her lawn looking spectacular. With the spiral trees. Oh, come on, with sculptures.
Fucking sculpt.
It's a picture of you up there.
Look at this doof.
And he can handle
some drywall
and some other shit too
because it's kind of
the same ballpark.
Oh, you can put
some shit together?
Oh.
And you know,
the fucking landscaper
nigga is in there
fucking for his life.
Right.
Nah, nigga in shape.
Nigga in shape.
That nigga outside
all summer.
You was trying to be
cute a little bit.
That nigga in there just giving it up
he used to deal
with leaves and bushes
he in there
going to work
on your shit
leaves and bushes
oh man
nah I think
but to court
I just think
it'd be in our head
sometimes
it does
most of the time
it also could be
exhausting though
cause like
when you're shooting
for that higher tier
financially or whatever, girl, you're trying to step your shit up.
That shit can get exhausting at a certain point.
You go broke.
Yeah.
But you could also just, even if you're just being super creative to avert the financial
difference.
That's dope, though.
Yeah, it is.
I think that's dope.
I think when you're going out of...
It can get taxing, though.
It can get taxing.
Inflation is killing cheating.
What?
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Listen, I...
Tell me more.
Dates ain't cheap.
Oh, okay.
As men, I mean...
Because all women think
that we all got rosters galore.
That's true.
Yeah, they swear.
I'd be wanting to pull out
a calculator with them.
Like, yo, what this shit cost
if I had to rock.
Now, times it by how many
you think I got?
You think you the only
foodie I know, bitch?
You're not that arrogant.
Give me like four, yo.
I just was like,
you want to fuck up the flow?
That's hilarious, man.
You need four?
I'm loaning you four
no
I said you need it like four
we just let you rock
we did
did we
no
I don't think so
not a one
I be listening
he be reaching
I promise you
but it's
cause I don't want like this
I do it every time
first of all
I had credit in the little jar
but I'ma throw it in there anyway
nah you good
I got you four
alright cool
just a case
no dog we in New York shit is expensive it is mhm Nah, you good. I got two for him. All right, cool. Just in case. No, dog.
We in New York.
Shit is expensive.
It is.
Fam, you got to take them out to eat.
Yo, a bowling date could be 200.
Could be?
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Good word.
Depending on what.
If you go to the fancy bowling alley.
You seen her go to the bowling alley and get water?
No.
I've never seen her.
Where she at? Where she at?
Where she at?
Wait, you want to go
another round?
Yeah, they want to play
another fucking game.
No.
I'm going to beat you
this time.
Yeah.
Now we sitting there
because she got ass.
Okay.
No.
Stick a beat in your ass.
Yo, that's funny, dog.
That's funny.
You go to the bowling alley.
Nigga's over there
on lane 17
looking at your ass
as you walk up there.
Hey, looking at me
pointing.
Come on, ma.
Let's wrap it up.
Yo, we got to go.
So mad they closed
down the bowling alley
right there on 42nd.
Bowmore?
Oh, it's closed down?
Not Bowmore.
That was, I don't
even remember the name.
The upstairs joint?
No, the nice fancy
one on the west side
highway on 42nd.
They didn't close
that down?
Yes, the fuck they
did. You won't see a bowling alley Side Highway. The 42nd. They didn't close that down. Yes, the fuck they did.
You won't see a ball in the alley over there.
Lucky Strikes.
Lucky Strikes closed down?
Yes.
Oh, maybe COVID.
It's over.
No, it's COVID.
COVID.
COVID.
It's just gone.
That was always a nice day, too.
I got that from you.
Ball and date's a fly.
Ball and date is a perfect date.
Ice.
I got that from you.
But just explain it to him
because it's no not
what he do.
Fam, if I said I picked
up something from my
man, Joe used to take
girls bowling on the
first date.
Yo, you don't get
what you're doing?
No, real talk, I'm not
moving Joe.
Yo, fam, you niggas
is nuts, my nigga.
Yo, you are the
greatest.
Ice, do it.
All right, so like, I'm not going to take it off joe let's just make an example okay if if i'm dating a girl right now or my ex or whatever
and i ain't never took her there but my man is saying yo yeah this is what he take the joints at
that's not what i said y'all looking into it too much. Go ahead, though. Guess what? That's what they do. They look into it too much.
Joe said bowling is a good date.
And I said, yeah, I got that from him.
I could tell you.
So bowling is a good first date.
Bowling is a good first date.
Correct.
It allows a bunch of shit.
See how we can say that and not say Joe has taken mad joints bowling as a first date.
So not only me, that's women brain.
That's how they're going to think.
It's women brain.
I didn't catch it at first, but now I see where it's going.
Now that they've unpacked it, now the joint that went bowling feel away.
And it's going to text you.
Now, luckily for me, I'm him, though.
So the text is going gonna go a certain way
but
come on now
okay
anyway
I've taken a bunch of girls
on a first date
hey
and pool
bowling and pool
is
are two great first dates
absolutely
yes
bowling and pool
absolutely
you could be silly
you could be funny
you could break the touch barrier
you could do a bunch of shit on the first date.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm saying, hello.
Are you going to check their board and shit?
Let's go.
No.
You can break the touch barrier.
You come behind them all.
Yo, now, more like this.
Let me show you how to hold it, though.
Let me reach around you and show you how to hold it.
What a cutie pie.
Yo,
these are fools, yo.
I'm lying.
Yo,
you heard him?
You niggas is it.
Yes, you're lying.
I don't break the touch barrier.
That nigga got
Me Too family members
and some shit.
I never even heard that.
Break the touch barrier.
Okay.
What a loser.
I know. That's craziness that's nuts
but no
those are two great
first dates
that's funny
they allow you to
it's not loud
they allow you to
no you don't gotta be
in your cool bag
you can be silly
she throwing bullshit
garter balls
y'all laughing
y'all joking
it's a vibe
I think
no you're right
it is
cool
I'm with you
that is a great those are great first dates I'm 100% with you No, you're right. It is. Cool. I'm with you.
That is a great,
those are great first dates.
I'm 100% with you.
Worst date you ever been on?
Did I ask you that before?
Worst date I've been on was a hookup.
Like,
somebody,
oh,
who killed my,
those never go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yo, my man.
Yeah, blind.
Oh, my God.
My girl's bringing her friend.
She said,
bring someone for her.
And you get there
and it's a fucking,
it's a troll that makes it bad yeah yes this shit was bad from the jump i didn't want it to start
yeah yeah chicks always try to package up that bad contract off the team with a star player.
What?
You can take this one, but.
Yeah, that's stupid, yo.
No, that's real.
That was your worst date?
Hell yes.
Nah, mine wouldn't a chick be too serious.
I don't really like that shit.
Girls be just sitting there mad prudish and serious.
That shit is cool.
This guy is great.
His worst date is just a theory.
No, I've had dates when you just be sitting in the conversation not flowing she real real serious and it should just be like yo hurry up and eat what are you doing what are you doing what are
you doing that case hurry up and eat when you realize all right i'm still polite i'm still
cordial i'm still you know i'm saying i'm still call your call your last chick that you had
chemistry with you know what i'm saying get this't know it out of here honestly I start texting my niggas like you
now you ever been on a date though like the first date on a date you just got the group chat
yeah what y'all doing because I'm dropping her off this ain't going nowhere we out of here soon
she finished that last bite gone you ever been on a bad first date, and then there's some nice ones in there?
That shit is terrible, bro.
And that's where dating can get tricky, because there's always nice ones when you're out.
Because you take them to the nice spot.
Yeah.
Cool music.
Nice lighting.
Oh, man.
That's terrible.
I don't know if this is my worst date, but I went on a date where we both knew it was the last date.
But I didn't know that we both knew at the time.
Not until we got there.
Time out.
Before y'all got there, y'all knew it was the last date?
Well, before we got there, I knew that this was my last date with this young lady.
The last date wasn't the smoothest.
Last date with this young lady.
The last date wasn't the smoothest.
Come on, I'll meet you over at Fleming's right quick and
settle this and close this out
properly like a real man.
For me, it was a closure date.
I wasn't even checking for her state of mind,
but when I got there...
This is something you were not in a relationship with.
No, it was a date.
It was a date.
We had gone on about...
I want to say... We had gone on about that's i want to
say how many days we've gone out about five times we don't get the five we've gone out about five
times not getting the five well this was five i know after two is a wrap because nervousness
sets in on the first date you know what i'm saying like you weird on that second person after two if it ain't no good i'm great no but it but it's real common for the weird to come out at date
three or four yeah so if the weird is out at one and two no i didn't say nothing about that what
you mean so how so how'd you all right go ahead so the first two went well first two was cool
like normal normal dates okay oh yeah that's different i thought
you were saying y'all had five bullshit yeah third date it might have been a little so you go on a
date to make sure and then that's like and that that's when you confirm it for yourself like oh
she'll never see me again but then after that you like you want to let bygones be bygones you want
to end cool like you don't want it to be like a, you go out and just see
if you could just,
and nah, it was bad.
I commend you for that
because we ain't getting to that.
I be trying to do
real nigga shit, man.
I do.
We are not getting to,
if I know,
if I got to that point
that you was at
where I know I'm never
going to see this one again,
I'm never going to see her again.
There is no date
to confirm that
if I got to that point.
When I was younger,
I would coach you.
Sometimes people are cool and you're just not compatible with them that's fine i don't gotta
go out with you again for that yeah but you ain't gotta dub them in a way to where because because
women may have a hard time compartmentalizing and they think oh we didn't work here nigga we ain't
we don't need to work like yo i ain't no beef like it's nothing wrong yeah i just don't need to work. Like, yo, I ain't got no beef. Like, it's nothing wrong. I just don't want to pursue that avenue with you.
Yeah.
Or you work at XYZ Field.
You could still throw me some business.
We could still have a great relationship in other avenues and areas.
But it's just not a nice text message to me.
Nah.
See, I'm totally against that.
Yeah.
I'm totally against it.
I'm talking about at the point where I know there's nothing else here.
If we're still communicating,
I don't have to go out with you
to express that part.
That's all.
I want to show you, though,
that it ain't no beef.
I want to give you the good hug.
What you doing later when you leave?
Like, yo.
I feel like it's been a long time
since I've been in those situations.
Not only because I've been
in a long-term relationship,
but the internet has changed all that shit.
In text messaging, you should have a pretty good rapport with someone
before you even go on the first date.
So if the first date don't go well,
after the text conversations and FaceTimes and all that shit,
there's really not much point in dragging this out much longer.
I don't think so.
I think that's on one side of the internet.
I think there's a whole other side of the internet where,
no, you don't have a good rapport at all.
They get right to it.
No, I was about to say that.
I think it depends on how quickly you go out.
So the internet has done two things.
And Joe said the other side.
One side is, oh, he fine.
She fly.
What you doing?
You want to go out tonight?
Bam.
Right.
And you get right to it.
You don't know the person.
Right.
See, I think that's a little. And the other side is. I don to that but that's not really my thing but wait slow down because see i'm cool on that that we we don't really have a
choice in that because the cool version of her is the cool version of her there's been a million
women that i've followed for years so you think you feel like you got to understand them and then you jump in the
text or you jump on the phone and be like,
Oh,
Oh,
you're super weird.
I was calling to say what up?
And you telling me that your dogs died two years ago and today you're sad.
And like,
it's just,
and I empathize with that,
but yeah,
I've had,
there's a lot of that.
There's a lot of that.
Someone that you've been kicking it with on the internet you know from afar whatever form and then you finally meet years
later it's like oh that's why i'm the king of the phone there's something floating around now with a
woman talking about uh it's a meme talking about the time i went to go visit my home girl and found
out that she was homeless it wasn't a home girl but that goes back to parks his good rapport point
when you're following somebody and you're kicking it with them,
and maybe you're not asking the important questions because you assume.
All right, well, that part.
I'm going to assume you live somewhere.
That's why I'm a phone guy.
And now I'm going to fly out and see you, and now, oh, shit, you fucked up,
or you don't, you don't.
That's that particular situation.
And what do y'all think children are doing?
Same exact shit.
Because we're having this conversation with adult brain.
Yeah.
But how y'all think kids is getting to it?
Oh, nigga, we...
You think they vetting and discernment is...
Fam, we know kids have been not fully thinking this through.
We've seen...
Adults are doing it.
Word.
Yeah, we've seen To Catch a Predator where kids is meeting up with people not knowing who they're just going.
I was just having this conversation.
I think Rick Ross recently became a grandfather.
Oh, shit.
Congratulations.
Rick Ross is 44 years old.
Oh, he's not.
His daughter's pregnant.
Pregnant.
Oh, yeah.
So he will become a grandfather, right?
And I'm having a talk.
I'm like,
yeah, we all in that ballpark.
Like, my kid will be 21.
Next five years, that's a possibility.
You had 45, 46, 47 as a grandparent.
Back in the day, we would have laughed at that,
maybe judged somebody.
Today, no, that's realistic territory now.
You're not out the woods.
And you're not out the woods if you're a 30. 30 something. And you're not out the woods
if you're a male son.
I don't have a daughter,
so I won't speak on it.
But if your son
is in that 16, 17 year old,
when you're getting curious
about your dick,
you're learning about
who like you,
and you outside.
They started earlier than that.
Well, yeah, I'm trying to be.
No, I'm just saying,
but they are really like active, active
much, much earlier now.
That wasn't even our thing.
Like it was few.
It's because.
It was a few.
There's a few, but it's different now.
I mean, the content in the TV, music,
all that shit is very sexual.
Way more than what we even grew up in.
Our shit was way more than our parents grew up in.
Dare, the program,
came out against
Euphoria
for their content that the kids are doing.
I don't watch the show.
I don't understand why they would do that.
I understand why they do that.
You understand why Dare would?
Yeah, and it's also not really real.
They're druggy, druggy, druggies
in high school which I mean
happened I guess sometimes I don't know how
it is now. The content comes from somewhere
it's exaggerated. I get both
sides of that argument because
as children
you might want to see something that you relate
to and if they're
showing the doubt like some kids
might be they don't know the
how bad it could get.
So if you watch it
and can see it,
it gives you some kind of idea.
It ain't no glamorizing.
Yeah, no.
They're not glamorizing.
You know what I think we do?
It's what
white people do to black people.
You put yourself
in these shoes sometimes
and you really don't have
a reference point.
Adults that work for D.A.R.E.,
they not in these schools.
You gotta,
these kids in these schools be going through some shit. dog i gotta yo my teacher i mean some of my closest friends are
teachers principals and shit like the stories that they come home with that these kids are going
through my life works in the school are insane so the people at there might not know that this is
real right this might not be exaggerated so much and your word it's just
hitting that point on the head it ain't that it ain't that it's being marketed to kids is that
the way they marketed to kids when i was a kid versus how they market today to kids it's just
very different like all around all around the boy hold up okay but when fucking dukakis was running
for president whatever year that was,
I was watching my aunt and my mom was watching the fucking primary,
all that shit.
I was none the wiser.
You know what you're for?
I had no idea.
Let me just finish my point real quick.
Sorry, sorry.
I had no idea who he was, what was going on, and really didn't give a fuck.
Today, Cardi B might be speaking for Dukakis, and it wouldn't be Dukakis.
But today, they will find a way.
Listen, today, they put the vaccine on Sesame Street.
Yeah.
Today, how they market with this euphoria shit and the kids, it's just very, very, it's
just very different.
That's all.
But that could also be, because they realize the way they, even with the drug shit, when
we were younger, Dare and all of that, Scruff McGruff, the crime dog.
Like, keeping kids, it was just, yo, drugs are bad.
This is your brain, that's your brain on drugs.
They're not really, you watching that, like, I can't, I don't, it's not a connect.
You know what, you know what, for you is, to me, to put it for our generation, kids times 10.
Kids.
It's kids.
Kids times 10.
See, I'm glad you said that because i was just about to bring it up
kids was groundbreaking it was yes it was disturbing groundbreaking yeah but why disturbing
because nothing that they depicted in kids wasn't was fiction that shit was going on
that shit was going on crazy everything yeah all we had was kids and uh little rock in arkansas whatever
the name of that shit banging and little rock banging and little rock that's all we had and
both of them shits they tried to ban them suppress them get them out of here kids was a movie
these are shows that come out every other month that star your favorite beautiful model.
And I love that woman.
I do.
But I know who her audience is.
So the only dangerous part about it that I could agree with
is that it's like really well shot.
It's like beautiful.
You know what I'm saying?
Kids was not beautiful.
Kids probably didn't have the financial backing.
It is the time.
No, but that's the problem.
That's what problem. Yeah.
That's what I keep saying.
Now, it's picture perfect.
It's beautiful.
It's glamorized.
The soundtrack is phenomenal. It's the big budget.
Everything is.
The framing is.
Phenomenal.
The music is crazy.
The music of it all is marketed in such a genius fashion versus kids where it looked like it shot on the camcorder.
And if you found it, you found it.
Today on the streaming services, I've've been looking i can't find kids i can't find you're not gonna find kids not gonna find it but why though exactly why wouldn't you and outside outside of
ownership outside of ownership and who owns and puts it i don't see why it wouldn't be out there
but i don't know.
No, I just think that a lot of times we-
Somebody would have to purchase it or purchase the rights or license it, right?
And why would you do that when I could mimic it?
I could make that beautiful in today.
Make today's version of it.
Yeah, I can make seasons out of it and drag it out and make more money off of it.
And I could do that for the violence.
I could do that for the violence i could do that for uh the
lgbtq plus community i could do that for i could just mimic it all around the board
i think this stuff goes on way more than we know because we aren't engaged i agree true
it's just the manner in which that it goes on. Like, they're having shit that looks like fucking rap video house parties and shit.
Yeah.
And so are these kids.
I don't know.
Yes, you do.
So are these kids, bro.
They having the same shit.
Look, I've dated women.
I got teenage daughters.
And dog, the shit that they would come home and be talking openly about would blow your mind.
Would blow your fucking mind. And, and you know i'm the cool dude so i try to be you know what i mean like the shoulder that your mom yeah
she old school talk because you got to get them to talk even i told you that with trey like you
got to make them feel comfortable where they feel comfortable telling you shit because you the cool
quote unquote one dog these kids be going through some shit oh yeah no doubt way more shit than we went through it wasn't no instagram with us
true it was no instagram there's no social media with us dog these little kids
got their eyes on everything look at their influences look at what and i'm not i'm not
speaking to what the uh the the context of the drug usage and the societal pressures that happen in the show.
I'm talking about the way that it looks.
You talking about rap videos.
They are trying to emulate what they see on TV and on Instagram.
So if you're 17, your idol might...
Do you watch the show?
No.
Okay.
Then you don't understand what I'm talking about, and that's fine.
I'm watching the clips.
Okay.
And I don't about and that's fine. I'm watching the clips. Okay. And I don't see nothing
that's
maybe having some shit
that is pretty
especially for a suburb setting.
I don't think we need
to watch the show
for the point to stand.
Right.
And the point
on at least on my side
is
on Saved by the Bell
I got one episode
when Jesse was on pills.
That's it.
On I don't remember that.
I remember that.
It was the biggest episode ever.
She was on speed or something.
She was singing this shit.
But that was my shit.
But it was one episode and they moved on.
Fucking, damn, what's the other one?
Fresh Prince, nothing.
That ain't true.
On Fresh Prince, Fresh Prince had one episode where he was smoking weed and Uncle Phil found out
it was one
and then they moved on
see but that's my point
about how these things
were treated
and handled
back then
versus
now
I think on fucking Martin
it was one episode
where Cole or Tommy
I don't remember
was drinking uncontrollably
one episode
and then they moved on
it's almost like
you had to touch it
but it was taboo who knew what the network would show you but the networks back then wouldn't
show you a gay person yeah so i mean for me it's no different than it's it's mind control
it's conditioning it's today i speak to a lot of people that get their information from publicists and don't know it
true
it's the same thing
as getting all your information
from
what they will and won't
allow on
to be seen
on a network
but I think it's
so the point is today
you could get it all
back in the day
Skin and Max
boy it was a treat
or fucking
any one of them shits
that was a treat
today man pick a spot.
But, Joe.
Lot to guard against if I'm a parent.
I'm shutting up.
It's evolution in just broadcasting.
I'm not complaining about it.
Because even what you said, back in that era, they wouldn't show a gay person.
You go back before that, they wouldn't show a man and woman in bed together.
It's just every step, it's becoming more and more open.
Which is more reason
that's why you would show this the way it is today no see i argue the other point not open
more controlled see back then we didn't know how controlled it really was today if you are if you
are not dare i say awake enough not only do you understand how controlled it is, but you understand how much, how exactly the whole ecosystem works.
Between that, between the internet, between music, between Wall Street, between the government, between churches.
Oh, yeah.
You see what that is.
And now you're just running around paranoid because, oh, shit, it's all by design.
It's all a trap.
What do you do?
But that's Psycho Joe.
I'm done.
No, not really.
But that was just my point uh
to get off of this um yeah we unpacked it thanks ice look what you did you fucking unpacked the
unpackers man yeah like the people out there they might not be in touch with what's really going
yeah that's exactly what i think see what happens when we come early parks look what you did
look what you and ice did man they're not tune. They don't know what's going on.
So they're just trying to get a message out the best way they can.
It's a little different now because you see what's happening.
That's why we get the dope sick docs.
It ain't just the kids.
It's shit that's really going on.
They trying to show people the other side of it because a lot of people really don't know.
There's people that have no idea that kids are going through this shit right now.
So if they end up watching Euphoria, they'd be like, yo.
And you might have a niece or nephew.
Oh, shit.
Like, y'all dealing with, like, it's an eye opener.
Nigga.
And I hope people don't think I'm shitting on the show because the show out here is a smash.
It is a really good show.
No, I heard it's dope.
It is a good show.
I still haven't started season two yet.
You told us it was dope.
It's a good show.
You told us it was dope.
And I don't think it's targeted toward teenagers.
However, teenagers are going to watch it. They're going to watch it. Because it has their favorite people. It's a good show. You told us it was a good show. And I don't think it's targeted toward teenagers. However, teenagers are going to watch it.
They're going to watch it.
It's about teenagers.
The real target should be the parents, though.
True.
That's what I was trying to say.
It's not about what we think.
The ratings show that between 18 and 35 is like 80% of their demo.
Which means that I'm not the only 40-year-old that is saying,
that's what it means. Which is fine. And that's okay. It's-year-old that is saying, eh.
That's what it means.
Which is fine.
And that's okay.
It's not for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
It's totally fine.
And that's the Joe thing.
I just don't want to see about a bunch of kids.
Me.
I don't care what they're doing.
But people do need to see about kids to know what kids are doing because these kids are wilding out here and they might not know.
Yeah, because kids is not on streaming platforms.
Kids will let you know
what's going on.
But I remember
I took my mother
to see Fruitvale Station.
Remember that?
Why did you do that?
You so fucking...
What you mean?
Now, look,
now his DMs and shit
make sense to us
when he send us the shit.
And he says I'm morbid.
Nah, let me tell you.
So, me and my mom would go see Fruitvale Station.
I could see why you would.
Yeah.
So, my mother calls me like two, three days after that.
And she was like, hey, what's going on?
What's up, my brother?
She's like, yo, what did you think of that movie?
And I was like, I mean, why?
What'd you think?
She don't call, you know what I mean?
She was like, it really bothered me.
Like, I've been thinking about it for days.
It really bothered me.
And I was like, huh?
And she was like, I said, man, that's normal for us.
And she was like, what?
Like, my mother lost it.
Because you don't come home and tell your mother all the shit that you endure in your day-to-day life.
There you go.
So she was like, what?
That happened to you before?
And I'm like, what?
Of course it has
like that's normal and i'm relating that to this yeah as a parent my mother didn't know that it's
normal for us to be getting pulled over by the cops or for us to get trailed by the cops unjustly
she don't know that because you're not coming home telling your mom that for a parent watching this
they may not know what that's what i was through. The Catholic school moms didn't know they girls
was rolling they skirt up
to they fucking titties
so that it could be a miniskirt
getting on the bus.
They parents didn't know that.
Yeah, but then they
made the skirt a little less long.
Like officially the school did it.
And then they was still
pulling that one up.
That's what I'm telling you.
Fam, they was still pulling that one up.'s what I'm telling you fam they was still
pulling that one up
bitch you fucked
in a catholic school
inside the school
yeah
no
or outside of it man
catholic school girls
was the biggest
whoo jeez
they were
what movie was that
what movie was that
he not lying
what does that have to do
with fucking right outside
the catholic school
he not lying
no I've never fucked in
is that where your
little fist story
comes from I've never fucked in you Is that where your little fist story comes from?
I've never fucked in.
You ever fucked outdoors?
Of course.
We say of course like it's legal.
I'm nature man.
I mean it's legal depending on where you're at.
I'm the king of the park.
Nature man.
What?
Okay.
Moving on.
What else you got?
Donda 2, February 22nd.
Executive produced by Future.
Okay.
I hadn't heard this, but okay.
I mean, the date, I'll believe it when I see it.
Dawn to 2 is not coming February 22nd.
At all.
At all.
But why not play March Madness right now?
It could be a bop.
It could.
Do you think Future will actually EP it?
No.
Yes.
Whatever that fucker means.
EP?
Okay.
I don't.
Well, I don't know that Kanye can have an EP in the real sense of the word.
Right.
But as close as you get to it.
He might listen to
his notes.
No, Future's gonna head nod.
Put that one under the looks.
Yeah.
Future found out
that he was EPing
when this post went up.
Now the thing about this though.
Oh, brother.
I'm excited.
I was wrong in my fourth quarter release thing. I'm cutting I was wrong in my
fourth quarter release thing
I'm cutting this off
you was wrong in what?
that's that shit
what you was wrong in?
saying that
he'd be a fourth quarter release
it might be a fourth quarter release
I don't see it
I don't think so
if he's announcing February 22nd then it could be this is Kanye it could be a fourth quarter release I don't see it I don't think so if he's announcing February 22nd
then it could be
this is Kanye
we talking man
it could be fall
it could be whenever
he decides to drop it
take this shit with a grain of salt
but there's one reason
that
I'll counter that
a little bit here
me too
okay
what's up
I think this is the most toxic shit
in the universe
yep
I think he
and for it to be as impactful as the most toxic shit in the universe. Yep. And for it to be as impactful as the most toxic shit in the universe,
it has to be somewhat near real time.
I think this is a counter and a rebuttal.
I don't think his plan was to drop so early.
That's an assumption.
That's speculation from Joe.
But he can't hold this too long i think
he's been looking at what he deems to be a movie and a script and he's been trying to reply the
best he could but he's a musician yeah so he's gonna reply in music he's a creative and he's
gonna go get the toxicus of the toxic kings which was my point about why I didn't like see I'm consistent which is
my point about why I didn't like him
calling the locks to get on
Donda 1 right after the
verses
see cause this could have been announced
the way we been knew the day was working
but it's announced
now after y'all done hosted
a few parties y'all running around future said
y'all I'm the only nigga get yay to do whatever at any time.
Awesome for that relationship equity.
But this is the most toxic shit in the universe.
I just think that.
Potentially.
And the music.
Well, we knew that.
You can look at that and tell.
I'm shutting up.
He literally put, shit, Produce My Future for a reason.
True.
Even if he was just rapping, that part alone is to let you know
nigga you know
what you get with him
and then the house
is on fire
yeah
why
no the house is on fire
but why
cause I'm setting
this whole shit
was there a gas leak
no
did someone drop
the fucking cigarette
no
what show was that
oh that was
American King
that was fucked up
that was an early American
oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Damn, that one hurt.
I felt bad for him,
but you killed a kid.
You got to go.
Yeah, why is the house on fire?
I know what happens
when the house is on fire.
It's going to be some
toxic bars on that motherfucker.
Yo, I just think that
he's going to continue
to be a
no curses
Catholic man of God?
No.
Yes.
I know.
To call it Donda 2? Yes, I believe so. You think he's going to interweave it? He's going to blur out like he did his curses Catholic man of God yes to call it Donda 2
yes
I believe so
you think he's
going to interweave it
the toxicity
like he does
curses on Donda 1
he just
true
he can be
censored toxic
you don't have to
curse to be toxic
it's in the action
I think he going
through it in his
real life
I think he a
creative person
and I think
that's how you
release
so for him
I think
getting in the
studio
and just
doing what he does is his refuge.
And that was Charlamagne's point about saying he's a hypocrite because he's supposed to be a man of God.
I think this is what he means.
What you mean?
This is some toxic shit for a gospel man of God, church service guy.
Right.
Oh, you're saying that's what Charlamagne meant?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's what he meant.
And I won't even bother y'all
with what Academics is reporting.
No.
You done brought it up.
He said Academics reports that Kanye
allegedly is running around telling people
that Pete Davidson has...
Bleep that.
Yeah, please.
And get the mouthpiece.
Yeah, get that mouthpiece yeah yeah get that
mouthpiece off me
pause
that's nasty
that's a nasty
not out the realm
I can see
that's like some
we just talked
about that
that's like some
we just talked
about this
a while ago
talked about the
dirty mac
we just talked
about that
it's a nasty
dirty mac
we talked about
the nasty
dirty mac yeah it's filthy nasty dirty mac we talked about the nasty dirty mac
yeah it's filthy
but this just looked like
Kanye woke up today
piece some shit together
real quick
in the photoshop
which is how he moves
at times
very just
let me come up with the idea
and then I figure it out
yeah then we figure it out
like I got an idea
I go
and then I just
work my way to it
dog he could have
9, 10, 12 songs already in the top.
Damn, he has hundreds.
I'm pretty sure he has.
I bet he let somebody have it on Pusha's album, too.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
Any verse you get right now, he's going to let somebody have it.
Yeah, I think.
I got a lot of shit to get off my chest.
Yeah, indeed.
You ain't just sitting down with everybody for nothing.
You can't.
First off, you can't be that creative going through a lot and recording
and think it's not
going to come out.
You can try to write
about something else
all you want
and you're still going to,
you're going through it.
These niggas,
these niggas is finding
love seats faster
than restoration hardware,
boy.
They pulling love seats
up the windows
and they are spilling
family business.
They are pulling up
them little fucking
thingamajazzy seats
to something with a nice city line in the back and they are sp up them little fucking thingamajazzy seats to something with a nice
city line in the back
and they are
spilling the fucking tea
is what they're doing
god damn it
he's telling them
that's like the nigga version
of talking to the black screen
he's calling Taha and Pusha
and being like yo
yo
this right here
say that like
he'll say what needs to be said
y'all just make it sound
good in the verse for me
you know why all this
is funny to me
something about Pusha just tells me that he gives the greatest relationship advice
in the world yo which that's just interesting to me okay for the rapper that is like i bet you he
could just coach kanye through some of this shit like we spoke to him well we spoke to him here
when he did he's just a very he's a thinker. He's a cerebral.
He gets to it.
I don't think nobody could coach Kanye
through anything. I mean, you could attempt
to. Oh, okay. You could attempt to.
Your words may fall on deaf ears.
But listen, I'm not reporting about Kanye until it's music
to talk about. I'm out the game.
I'm out the game. I've been telling everybody
that. I'm out the game. I'm finished.
I think his album will be out quicker
than we think
I could see it soon
I don't know about February
whatever that is
February 27th
it's a Tuesday
maybe May-ish
a lot of music coming
February 4th
I know I've been saying that
Nikki said that
she's got something
dropping with Lil Baby
February 4th
we got a little video
screen cap to prove it
do we have a problem
I wonder if that's
the name of this
whatever it is
I can't wait to hear it
I already know
what Lil Baby did
I already know
what Nicki did
I just need to hear
the beat as hard
and the pocket of flow
that they decided to go in
that's all I need to hear
yeah
but I'm happy
Nicki's coming back
I am
I am
hell yes
she's missed
very much so
I think it's underrated how much.
Missed by me for sure.
Like if she come back being normal Nikki.
Top of the game.
Yeah.
Like we're going to see how much.
Right.
She's doing what we've been.
Well, I can't say we.
I can't speak for y'all.
But what I've been wanting her to do for a minute and that was just go away and work.
Get low.
Get low.
Like you don't got to address all of it.
You don't got to go on the internet doing all of it.
Nope, nope, nope.
Same.
Yeah.
So I can't wait to hear what she comes up with.
That's true.
It has been a while since you saw an inflammatory tweet.
Yeah.
Like, you ain't, don't worry about none of that.
Put the blinders on.
Lock in.
She a parent now, too.
Yeah.
I want to hear that, though.
She a new parent.
You know the other, that's true. I want to hear that. That changes're a new parent. You know the other shit that's true.
I want to hear that.
That changes shit.
You're a new parent.
You've gone through
some things.
Yeah you went through
some shit.
You're newly married.
Like yo I want to hear
all of this.
And little baby's not
on this if it's trash.
I ain't going to hold you.
I don't see it.
You know sometimes
the biggest two stars
get together and it
just ain't a
it ain't that.
Like they just doing it for the the hit. get together and it just ain't a it ain't that like they just doing it for the
the hit
they just doing it
because they the two biggest stars
yeah
but if you want a little baby
you don't turn down
a Nikki feature
if it's a bad song
you do
little baby could
if it's a bad song you do
you can of course
if he don't like the song
oh gotcha
he would
at that level
you play at that level
I don't like that song
I'm not doing it
same thing she would do
she'll make a change of verse
but look at this
this looks good
that looks amazing
we'll see
yeah we'll see
we'll see can't wait
February 4th is right around the corner
and more captions
for the women on
on Instagram
and I love reading them
I love reading them
hey little baby
give you some too
might have some captions
both ways
you don't know
what's going on with this
nah I wanna read them from the women give you some too might have some captions both ways you don't know what's going on with this
no i want to read them from the women
hit your drop somebody drop them because i like to read why do you love birds oh my god i had a
good one and a good one the other day i like this one let's hear it kudos to this young lady whoever
said it out there you know who you are he said he asked for change
now he's short of a dime
nah come on
round of applause
to that queen
nah
I like that one
I do
sorry
why do you love
birds
oh my god
when I watch murder murder kill, Kill, Kill Docs,
you call me morbid.
I'm not even talking about you, fam.
I'm telling you, it's 90 other cent in my pocket.
You can stay over there, sweetie pie.
I'm good.
That's all I'm saying.
Wow.
But it's cool.
I don't want no songs.
Ours.
None of the doms.
But that's not a dollar.
If you appreciate the song
you gotta appreciate the remix
yeah
you know what I'm saying
I'm cool
you got it
sweetie
yeah but nobody ever
preferred 90 cent
over a dollar
that's my only issue
with that thing
you won a dollar
no I'm just telling you
I'm surviving with my 90 cent
oh you'll be fine
yeah that might have been
if that 110 cent
was stressing me the fuck out I'm cool with this 90 cent oh you'll be fine if that 110 cent was stressing me the fuck out
I'm cool with this
90 cent over here
bro
rusty dime
you can't tell
if it's a dime
or a penny
nah you know
when the shit's
getting mad old
and be having all
that dirt and
oxidation on
I'm good
one of them dimes
you just dump
in the change
saver
yeah
it should be all
I'm never spending
this
you're good
dime dime sweet useless dime oh it's horrible It should be here. Yeah, it should be on. I'm never spending this. You're done.
Bah.
Dime.
Dime, sweetie.
Useless, dumb.
Oh, it's horrible.
All right, where y'all want to go?
Any where you want.
Want to stay on music?
Stay on music. I'm going to stay on music.
There's a couple other things happening in music.
What's happening since we're recording early and I don't know anything?
Well, Post Malone announced his album, right?
Yeah, the 10 The 10 carat
No excuse me
The 12 carat 2 fake
Is the name of the album
And he says it's ready
For an imminent release
Imminent
Imminent
Imminent release
Y'all know how I feel about Posty
Yeah
I have nothing to say
What do you guys have to say
He also said it's gonna be
Says the alleged
45 minute project
Will be the shortest LP He's ever released, if it remains as is.
Love it.
Yeah, I was about to say, you love that shit, don't you?
Yeah, I love it.
I'm not mad at that.
Yeah.
It's going to be a quality 45 minutes.
No question.
That was his three years since the last one?
Rationale.
Something like that.
Justification.
I can't tell time.
You don't really want to compromise your art, because the label will be wanting you to do 20 and 25 songs
Saying you're not going to get as much streams
But he's like
Yo you gotta go with your gut and not compromise yourself
And paraphrasing
I like it
I can't wait
We posty fans over here
So we're looking forward to it
I'm worried that it's going to get pushed back
Because of the politics that seem to be happening
I see some politics happening there Yeah I'm worried that it's going to get pushed back because of the politics that seem to be happening.
I see some politics happening there.
No one wants to talk about it,
but I see there's some politics at play with him.
This is even worded like that.
Yeah.
Imminent. True.
Sounds up in the airy.
Damn.
Him and The Weeknd dropped a single.
And no one knows about it
just say that out loud
and it's a dope single
I love it
but just say that out loud
Post Malone
and The Weeknd
dropped a single
crazy
that's insane
yeah
and I'd have gotten away
with it too
if it weren't for those
kids
meddling kids
but yeah so good luck man gotten away with it too if it weren't for those kids meddling kids.
But yeah,
so good luck, man.
I'm a copy regardless,
you know.
You know how I get down.
I don't care if one,
I'm getting it.
I don't care if everybody else go get it.
All right,
what else we got in music?
Yeah,
you were talking about
the disco.
Oh,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
I got to shout out
Jeff and Eric.
It's the real man.
Love those guys.
Yeah,
they are great.
Yeah.
They,
so I forget which one of them it was
but
I forget
we always knew
you started out with
I don't know who's Jeff
who's who
no no no
I forget who tweeted it
that's what I'm saying
well they just tweet from the same account
so
but they have individual
like
sorry Jeff and Eric
I don't follow their individual accounts
joking
but yeah
so they came out and said
I want to start a discord
which is kind of like a book club, but for the mixtape era.
I love it.
And they started a Discord called Canal Street Sweepers.
Dope. Dope title.
Love the title.
Yeah, love the title.
So sent a bunch of invites to everybody.
And next thing you know, all your DJs are in there.
Artists from that era are in there.
all your DJs are in there,
artists from that era are in there,
people are in there showing off like,
old memorabilia,
trading old hard to find songs and stuff,
like it grew,
in a matter of a couple days.
That's dope.
Like I go in there and I'm like,
I'm seeing shit,
like there was a discussion in there about the entire G-Unit radio,
you know,
of course I have it,
but there's a lot of people who are not familiar with this stuff,
and it's,
oh yo,
yo, here's this, here's that, like it's a lot of trading going on people are showing oh i still got the original from this tape here oh i was here is there's people in there just
blaze giving stories like oh when this was created like it's growing into something so that's real
dope so just and this is done where on the twitter Twitter fleet shit? No, Discord. No, no, no. Discord.
Oh, really?
It's a Discord?
Yeah, it's a Discord.
Oh, beautiful. So it's a chat room.
Oh, I see the link.
All right.
Drama, Just Plays, Greenland, Sycamore, Lenny S Hip Hop, and a bunch of others have already
joined.
And this is open to the public?
Yeah.
Oh, that's dope.
They put the link right out.
Join.
Nice.
I need to hop in there and start trouble with somebody.
You should.
You're a staple in the mixtape game.
You really should hop in there on some... Fuck the trouble. I'm talking shit. You're a staple in the mixtape game. You really should hop in there on some
fuck the trouble.
You got a lot to add to that though.
Thank you.
I know I'm not allowed to give Joe props for anything.
I know. My bad. If we can't give Joe props
for mixtape era then...
I can't give Joe props for nothing.
It's tough. I'm sorry.
It's fine. I know how you guys feel internally.
Alright, so that's dope. I know how you guys feel internally. All right.
So that's dope.
Do we want to touch this?
Neil Young, Joe Rogan, Spotify.
I think it's interesting.
Even if you're a fan of neither or both.
Well, tell people what's going on.
So Neil Young is upset with some of the, you know, quote unquote misinformation or not quote unquote misinformation, depending on which algorithm you live in.
Copyright Aziz Ansari.
So he told them,
you got to take all my shit down
if you're going to keep Joe Rogan over there.
So basically he's saying either me or...
He goes or I go.
Correct.
Me or the biggest...
Podcaster.
Okay.
Sorry, Neil.
And they took his shit down.
They did.
They did.
Do I know who...
I mean, do I know any of his music
you probably don't
he does like
more folky
folk rock stuff
from the 60s
70s
but he's got a lot of
hit records
my dad says
he's bigger
probably bigger
for the songs
he's written
that too
than he is
for his own music
that too
but a giant
who apparently
sold half of his
publishing catalog for 150150 million this year.
Round of applause.
Yeah.
So if you don't know how big he is, that should help you.
Yeah, this ain't just some guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he's a monster.
And you knew this just wasn't some guy, if you're unfamiliar, just with the stance he took.
Like, you can't just be some guy.
And it got traction.
Yeah, that part.
And it got traction.
Because normally it's like, all like alright you take your shit down
take your three mixtapes
Joe Blow wanted it
it wasn't even
in the headline
okay
so this is a big deal then
yeah it is
yeah it's a big deal
but I mean
Spotify's not gonna choose you
Neil Young
they're not choosing anybody
over their
$100 million
man
we were already paid
the contract is there
his lawyers were great
there's no way out of this.
He's protected.
We're protected.
Everybody's protected here, and it's profiting.
And I mean, for Neil Young, he probably don't really care,
because Spotify pays out the least.
So go to Apple or Tidal or wherever else to get your shit.
Y'all just said he sold his-
Yeah, he sold his whole shit for fucking-
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Just take my music there.
Yeah.
He sold half.
Now, my question to that, though, being that you said he sold half, right?
Right.
Can he demand it? Yeah. Yo, you said he sold half right can he can he demand it like yo you said can he still do that well i mean he sold half for 150 i don't know who bought his his catalog but these companies hypnosis however you say that
shit and uh primary wave i know the the spiel at least they've been saying publicly is that they
really want to work with the artists and work you and help them get their shit where they want it.
Okay, so if that's their stance
and the artist is saying, I don't want it here,
then they'll say, all right, hey, look,
we riding with him, take it down.
Yeah, at least theoretically and for now.
Who knows how, when there's this much money involved,
whether that remains the talk long-term, we'll see.
But yeah, I mean, to me, it's more of a
indicator
of where Spotify is going
and where music is going.
You know what I'm saying? Clearly, they're more
invested in podcasts.
I'm not sure if there's any artist
that they would pick
above Joe Rogan.
Same.
You contractually own 300 million dollars
it gotta be a group of artists it would have to be like universal taking their shit off for
you know i mean like a whole and it's a small group i mean taylor swift adele i'm just freestyling
i haven't checked any numbers but i know when they say something Spotify tries to acquiesce
yeah but that's
them saying something
I'm sure Drake
same thing applies
but look
them saying something
and them saying
yo
either me or Joe Rogan
it's two different
saying somethings
cause I'm pretty
if Adele says
yo me or Joe Rogan
they might
I understand that
I just think
there would be a longer meeting
it's a different
yeah
I'm not saying
that decision would change but there would be a longer meeting. It's a different, yeah. I'm not saying that decision would change,
but there would be a longer meeting.
They'll take a longer look at it, yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe, yes, maybe.
I mean, there's been an article
that everybody's been posting
about how old music is more valuable than new music.
It makes up 70% of sales,
so I don't know if that's entirely true.
Somebody broke it down.
The catalog shit might be more important to them
than whoever the new hot person is.
They broke down his specifically. I'm not even talking about the new hot person. I'm just talking about how long a podcast is and how frequent it drops oh no doubt i thought
you were implying that if adele made the same statement as or stances as neil young they would
maybe be a longer meeting i don't know maybe maybe not i don't know well they would run it through
their secret calculator fax hidden locked closet machine and see what
is worth more
to them
I'm positive
they did that
with Neil Young
they would do it
with Adele
I think it said
memory serves
he was generating
like 6 million dollars
or something
you gotta go
a year
gotta go
now the conference
quick meeting
that was an email
right
somebody did that on their phone.
You ain't got to get that on his phone.
You ain't even got to Zoom.
No Zoom.
That was a text.
Yo, nah.
Yo, nah.
Yeah, nah, take it.
Nah, Adele, Drake.
Niggas got to.
I'm not trying to shit on Neil Young.
No, no, no.
But listen, my dad called me this morning about this.
Oh, good.
This was big news.
My dad's never spoken to me about Joe Rogan.
Mm.
And, yeah,
my dad came in hot.
Fuck this Joe Rogan.
He's a piece of shit.
I'm like,
damn.
Oh, man.
I would've talked to Pop.
Yeah, no.
He was hot.
I could imagine how,
just you saying that,
I could imagine Pop.
I could only imagine, yeah.
Which is part of why,
and this is the grandest example
of Ice's, what Ice said about them two doofus dudes that we won't talk about which is part of why and this is the grandest example of
what Ice said about them
two doofus dudes that we won't talk about
and how they wanted that
Joe Rogan is the king of this shit
Joe Rogan throws
some shit out there that your grandmother
is going to be aware of
like your
family that you just don't think
it's going to hit everywhere
he's viral damn near
every day he's on one he's viral for something today i can't remember what it's about but oh i
said every six months no he's damn near i'm playing them out yeah but whatever the topic is it's not
something for one community it's vaccines right it's presidents yeah it's ne. Right. It's presidents. Yeah. It's Neil Young versus him.
Like, it's something that is...
Universal.
Yeah.
Universal.
Yeah.
I have nothing to say about this.
Spotify is going to back them in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just telling.
That's all.
That's all for me.
Last podcast,
I did want to discuss
that old Barry Bonds thing.
We'll get to it at some point.
Let's just make sure
there's no more music to discuss.
I don't think there was
anything else we had on music. Is that Rick Ross'
drop? Oh yeah. A deluxe.
It's a deluxe. I mean, not to
that's not...
I know, Parks,
you hate the deluxe. I hate the deluxe.
Hate the deluxe.
But I'll probably still listen to Rick Ross. Yeah.
I'll take a good deluxe if it's done right. Yeah. But what these artists do with a deluxe but I'll probably still listen to Rick Ross yeah I'll take a good deluxe
if it's done right
yeah
but what these artists
do with a deluxe
for the most part
I'm with you
yeah
I kind of think
Ross is going to do
this deluxe
right
because the album
wasn't necessarily
received so well
true
sometimes that's the boost
you need
alright well I'm going
to go in and get these
or I had this one
yeah I had this
and maybe I should have
put it there
that's when a good deluxe can come out I was this one in the car. Yeah, I had this, and maybe I should have put it there.
That's when a good deluxe can come out.
I was just telling you the other day, a lot of albums came and went.
It did.
And when they go, we don't really discuss how they came and went. But a lot of them just lacked staying power.
Yeah.
And that goes back to the article I was talking about with older music
being more valuable to these streaming companies and in general.
Who published that article? I'll find out for you guys. with older music being more valuable to these streaming companies and in general, that's,
I think that's published that article.
Uh,
I'll find out for you guys.
It's not the most important,
but I'm just, just my own curiosity.
I think that's because today,
a lot of artists are kind of chasing the stream.
The first week stream or the tick tock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm,
I'm chasing something else.
It's not really,
I'm not chasing putting out quality product anymore.
The Atlantic, Joe.
The Atlantic, got it.
I'm not really, it's not about the product no more.
It's just about how many numbers I can hit and what I can tap into to make this go further rather than it just be good music.
Good music ain't just, ain't enough no more.
Not at all i saw a real creative campaign from yo gadi who was in his studio
with money all over the board saying yo this is the song i did it's on my new album i'm starting
this challenge to where if you rap do it with me and whoever's the best one it'll be on my album
and then he went through the song he played played the beat, super hard beat, of course.
He went through four bars of him.
As soon as he finished, he talked to the camera.
He said, yo, this empty four bars right here, it's you.
Then it was him again.
Then he said, this next four bars empty right here, it's you.
And his verse is there already.
And then he said, now I'm going to do a 16.
And then you do a 16.
And I'm watching.
I'm saying, it's kind of hard.
I like the way that
he did that i like the video i like the idea i like the concept for engagement i like the song
and what an incentive like if you're a fan listening yeah like people are trying to get
as interactive as possible even if not uh metaverse and metaverse-esque type shit just
trying to get a little i like it. I do. Creative.
Yeah, I didn't see that.
I love that idea.
Super creative.
And you can find
and as an exec
that Yo Gotti is
I can find my next artist
that way.
You think he don't know that?
I'm going to find
some shit in here
because they out there.
Now, salute to that.
I like that.
You're going to find
the next money bag
yo fucking around like this.
Yeah.
Or ESTG.
Yep. You keep hitting them shits out thebagg Yo fucking around like this. Yeah. Or ESTG. Yep.
He keep hitting them shits out the park.
Two good ones to have.
I'd be retiring too.
Why am I rapping still?
I got some young boys that's on album one and two.
Oh, please.
You don't even know who he got coming up in the farm.
He got a squad, bro.
Well, I know that.
I think the rest of the music business knows that, too.
No, you have to deal with him.
It looks like it.
Yes.
You have to deal with him.
And someone did correct me and say that this upcoming album is not his last album.
It's his last of the CM series that he's been putting out, which started as mixtapes years ago.
And this is CM10.
Got it.
So if it's not his last album
I stand corrected
end of a series
end of a series
okay
he one of the only ones
I'm never mad
when he's just
spreading money
over everything
cause he's paying his taxes
he got it out the wazoo
and he do it right
he another one
gifting it away
here's a million dollars
for your plan
listen I can understand
yo they can't trick me
you starting to see
what's going on
I know what time it is
but what these niggas do
oh happy birthday
money back yo
uh huh
word
happy birthday
to both of y'all
shout out to
yo Gotti man
congratulations
much success
can't wait to get a project
I can't
yeah I can't wait
it's gonna be hard
it's gonna be hard bro we know this some people you don't wait to get a project. I can't. Yeah, I can't wait. It's going to be hard.
It's going to be hard, bro.
We know this.
Some people you don't have to question.
God ain't going to give it to you.
True.
All right, what else we got in music?
I think that's it for music, Joe.
All right, awesome.
Well, Parks hit the group chat ecstatic.
He did.
With mad exclamation points.
Fire emojis.
He fired them right up used the little effects
and everything
I should start
confetti
fireworks
what a loser yo
confetti
my phone ain't doing it
well you have an android
it's a refrigerator phone
so you just got a green text
a refrigerator phone
yeah it is
it's a good phone though
and he said
yo whatever you guys do
make sure you watch
the Aziz special on Netflix.
What is it titled?
Nightclub Comedian.
Aziz Ansari Nightclub Comedian.
It's only a 28-minute watch.
Easy watch.
Shouldn't take too much of your time.
Shot at my old stomping grounds, the Comedy Cellar.
We had a good night there one time.
I think we took the whole slaughterhouse there.
I had a lot of friends that worked there for a long time.
I like Comedy Cell
another really good date
absolutely
oh yeah
it was a comedy club
actually Ashy Larry's
at Caroline's this weekend
I might run over there
Caroline's dope too
might run over there
amazing
but I saw this
I think we all watched it right
yeah
I watched it
yeah yeah we all saw it
I thought it was phenomenal
Parks give it to us
come on Parks
give us those
exclamation points
but he was on his
he was on his
Chappelle shit
it wasn't just
joke
jokey joke
it was a lot of
commentary
political thoughts
and
I loved it
rationale
rationale yeah
he made a lot of shit
make sense yo
he definitely made
I love
I don't know if this is a spoiler
but I love the part about
people just being trapped
in their own algorithms which is very fucking true.
Running away from Instagram and shit like that until he's on a flip phone.
I love that shit.
I love that shit because we get caught up so much in reading articles that are tailored to us because that's what these apps and companies do.
That we get stuck in a singular mindset and argumentative to anybody against it.
These apps are essentially putting us against each other
for lack of a better term.
And that's the goal.
Yeah, that's the goal.
That's the end game right there.
Yeah, because it increases engagement.
I saw people take that shit to heart though.
They do.
I saw something the other day where-
You're deep-ish.
We can get super deep right quick yo uh this hot these doctors wouldn't operate on this dude because he wasn't vexed and they
just left him on the fucking operating table and like refused to operate on him that was crazy to
me you're deep and morbid no it was just i don't think he died it was just you know i'm saying just
that's how divisive this shit can be yeah to add to parks he definitely hit it out the park with
that algorithm shit because i didn't even i didn't think about that right you don't realize that what
you're seeing in the articles that's popping up etc are literally tailored for you to see it. And as someone who has the opposite stance of you,
and while you're arguing, they have an entire list of articles
that's tailored for them to see to back them up,
and everybody think they right.
Yeah.
So he smoked this.
He smoked this.
And he did it in such a short amount of time.
Like, he didn't drag anything out.
He got right to each point that he wanted to make.
I loved his take on the content especially in the political political realm talking about how trump was the
content king i kept telling that people got so mad at me because i'm like yo not for nothing we
just wanted we just enjoyed having big t here for the comp for the content right like not necessarily
saying i agree with nothing he's saying that's his name now for him. That's official. That's stamped.
He's Big T.
Just seen Big T flick it up with Ray J.
Ray J and...
You know what I mean?
It was Ray J and somebody else.
Thanks for that captivating news for our audience.
It was Ray J and someone else.
He's launched his own social media site or some shit,
apparently, right?
Look at this show.
Yeah, you're ignorant.
Groundbreaking. Put the flicker across the bottom of the screen.
It was someone else.
Who was it?
Hey, man, look like
everybody
That looks wild.
Hold up. Wait, I can't get this.
Nah, chill. Chill. Don't do that
to Big R and Big T.
But no, everybody's been saying it.
Like, Phil, at least you got something every day with Big T.
I'm not defending him.
Don't kill me.
But he gave you something to talk about.
Is that a good thing?
It's a horrible thing, but all right.
I didn't love this the way that y'all loved it.
Really?
He gave you something. It was a seven. I thought it was cool. Yeah, it was right. I didn't love this the way that y'all loved it. Really? Nah.
It was a seven.
I thought it was cool.
Yeah, it was cool.
I thought that shit was amazing.
I enjoyed the hell out of it.
I thought it was cool.
I thought he had some really good takes on a lot of the topics and the concepts.
I thought it was quick.
I didn't laugh that much.
I laughed a couple times.
I didn't think it was the funniest.
And he leaned a lot of hip-hop names.
That just turns me off.
I don't want to hear that.
I was like, Khaled, I got all that shit in me.
Another one.
I don't like the hip-hop shit.
But toward the end, when he started getting that shit you was talking about, it was cool.
These niggas like hip-hop.
And he's been on that for his entire career.
Everybody in our age group is going to use those references.
But he's been like-
He leaned on it.
I got about eight names in the first eight minutes.
He did the same thing on Parks and Recreation.
Ten years ago.
He's been on that.
Yeah, some people is really.
All right, never mind.
I hate when y'all do this.
Never mind.
I'm not arguing with y'all about what y'all saying.
You just don't like it.
Cool, he's been doing it.
I don't love it.
Why? Because I don't. That's a a bit rude what turns you off about that because of him it's surface level comedy
when it happens for me like it's cheap it's low it's low-hanging fruit it's okay i live in london
but i'm going to this place and these people are big in this place so i'm going to name these people
like even when he named dropped nik Minaj and whoever that was.
Kyrie.
Kyrie was funny.
Nicki Minaj was like,
we understand,
but like that story wasn't even big enough to where it's just,
that was a big story.
That was a huge,
fam.
I got it.
I got it.
Yo,
y'all have fun.
Y'all have fun.
I nitpick things.
That's what I do.
I got it.
That's what you nitpick that one.
I hate when y'all do that shit.
Fam, that's the truth. You just said that Nicki Mina you need to pick that one i hate when y'all do that shit fam that's the truth you see you just said that nikki minaj story was not a big story
that shit was everywhere awesome that was a cheap joke and her name didn't alter anything in the
joke her name didn't add anything or take anything away aaron rogers you just took the big stories
and said some shit for the first 15 minutes i don't love that and dave chappelle would never
i don't think his name should be mentioned in the same breath as David Chappelle.
You're the only, who else did that?
Well, Parks started with it.
He said he liked how it was Chappelle-esque.
Yeah, it was, but he's not trying to compare them.
All right, now I'm on.
Y'all have a blast, yo.
I'm in Zimno.
Tough critic.
I don't care.
Aziz hit one of your joints.
I mean, how would I know?
That's usually when hate comes out.
That little London accent.
But I don't hate him.
But I just have people in their correct tears.
He gave me what he should have gave me.
I love that it was directed by him, written and performed by him.
I love that it was in the same spot that he started.
And he gave me, what are you supposed to give me?
28 minutes of how I'm supposed to laugh from him.
gave me what are you supposed to give me 28 minutes of how i'm supposed to laugh from him if dave just pop up on instagram for three minutes i i me it's like a little more for me but that's
me that's not saying he's bad right it's just i enjoy people differently and y'all attack me every
time i say it so i'm not attacking you i just said all right the things you nitpicked didn't seem well don't worry about it we ain't got to dwell on it
what else we got
I started Ozark
oh cut
how far are you
not too far
I watched the first two episodes
but I just shot that kid in the head
from the jump
Jonah
yeah
episode one
damn
episode one
your son
he on his bullshit fuck him bro episode one episode one he on his bullshit episode one yeah like i don't i don't
understand spoiler alert i haven't seen too too far of it but soon as little private eye nigga
and he did that shit oh bang y'all think they're looking for Helen. They will be looking
for both of these things.
Oh,
I don't know.
My son just went camping
not too long ago.
Haven't seen him.
Yeah,
they definitely would've
got some of that.
Nah,
he on the list.
Worst kids,
him,
like I said,
Walter White Jr.
Same person to me.
Tariq.
No.
AJ Soprano.
He's worse than Reek,
nigga.
I don't know. This nigga. I got AJ onariq. No. AJ Soprano. He's worse than Reek, nigga. I don't know.
I got AJ on there, too.
Huh?
No, AJ not on there?
AJ wasn't doing dumb shit.
These niggas could cost you your life.
He's doing shit that could cost his whole life to get parents, sister, everybody to get wiped out.
And go to jail.
And or go to jail.
No, kill.
Fuck jail.
Kill.
Yeah. Stupid motherfucker. We ain't jail. And or go to jail. No, no, kill. Fuck jail, kill. Yeah.
Stupid motherfucker.
We ain't spoiling it for y'all.
We just saying we hate Jonah.
That's all.
I can't wait for the second half.
I'm already excited.
They said May, right?
I didn't know when they said,
but I hope it.
All right.
I'll take that, man.
But that's just rumored,
at least, I guess.
I'm just waiting for Franklin, man.
Franklin done did some pushups.
That nigga hit in the back.
You ain't seen the trailer?
Yeah.
The trailer's dope. The trailer's really good. I didn't see the trailer, yeah. I didn't need for Franklin, man. Franklin done did some push-ups. That nigga hit in the back. You ain't seen the trailer? Yeah. The trailer's dope.
The trailer's really good.
I didn't need to see the trailer.
The idea.
Just the idea of it.
Like, oh, you wasn't handicapped and you just wanted to see how niggas would treat you?
Oh, all right.
I know what you want.
Say less.
Say less.
You found out.
Now let's go.
I love that.
But we getting Tommy
Before Franklin
Oh yeah
And I'm watching it
Oh
Don't say
Check this out
Y'all be trying to beat me down
With this Tariq stuff
You might like
Tariq is good
I hear
I hear it's good
But listen
Shut up
No we not saying
Yo
Tariq is not
I say y'all beat me down
With Tariq stuff
And they jump in
And do exactly that I'm not beating you down Tariq is getting watching. I say y'all beat me down with Tariq stuff, and they jump in and do exactly that.
I'm not beating you down.
Tariq is getting better.
It's good.
It's not a must watch.
I would never.
Kanan was dope.
Kanan was a must watch.
Yeah.
I'm just telling you, Joe, we watching Tommy episode one.
Me too.
Okay.
It's February 4th.
It's before everything.
I'm just letting you know.
Everything dropping February 4th.
Yeah.
You know how you do.
I'm going to let a couple episodes go out so I can
watch. No, I got enough
shows that I got to watch and catch up
on. I'm not going to let Tommy out. I'll get Tommy out
the way. Alright, cool. Just like I'm going to get Ozark out the
way. Snowfall, I might.
50's going to really impress me if he
spends this Tommy shit dope.
Me too. Whole new town,
whole new cast, new crew, and
how he's going to gonna this is supposed to be
Tommy after right
or is this a prequel
no this is after
this is after
he took off and went to LA
he moved
you know he on the run
in New York
I just wasn't sure
if they were doing a prequel
this is all post
it's Chicago I thought
it is Chicago
it's Chicago
originally it was said LA
yeah
it's Chicago
so I wanna see how
50 spends that
even better no with the character development and all that if he can bring this to life LA. Yeah, in Chicago. So I want to see how 50 spins that.
Even better.
No, with the character development and all that.
If he can bring this to life,
that's going to be
real, real, real fly.
I'm almost,
I don't doubt.
I have zero doubt.
Indeed.
Well, I'll be watching.
Same.
We'll know.
Samesies.
That's all I got in TV.
I don't want to beat y'all down
with 2020 shit.
What you mean?
2020, the show.
The show, 2020. Not the year.
You seen a good one?
2020 and chill
is the one, yo.
Yeah, it's 2020.
2020.
A lot of these shows
and their rebranding
really focused on investigative journalism and true crime.
And that's what 2020 is.
No longer is it.
I say it all the time.
Come back in a day, 2020?
Yeah.
It's came back out.
It's never left.
I don't think it ever left.
It came back out.
It's never left.
But they retooled it, I think.
Yes.
Really?
Yeah.
So like last week, it was the Lori Vallow story.
I think I said this already.
I told y'all this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I told y'all this already.
The other night, they had Sammy the Bull talking to his grandkids and his daughters about the impact his mob life had on them.
Awesome.
Like, they do shit like that.
Oh, and this is going to be crazy.
This one.
Oh, no, that's the Lori Vallow one
but anyway
2020's real good
anyway
what else we got
what else we got
you guys wanna talk
you know what I thought
real quick on TV
I'm sorry I'm sorry
real quick real quick
I go to bed
and I hear my mom
playing that fucking
Steve Harvey court show
every night
every single night
she got that shit on blast
he got my mom
on lock
and then last night
I'm listening to that shit
I'm going to bed
and it's like
hit me like a ton of bricks
I'm like oh shit
same way we talk about
the teenager
the young
adult teenage demo
and how people target
that audience
the shows that target
the elder
the elderly
and I'm not calling my mom
elderly
because she smacks the shit out of me
but I'm talking calling my mom elderly because she smacks the shit out of me but I'm talking about
55 and up
like 60 and up
the people that are home
retired with the TV on
all day long
from morning to night
and will DVR their fucking favorite show
they got a lock
they have shit
it might be the market they the one that kept all my children on fucking favorite show. They got a lock. It's a market. They have shit. It's a big market.
It might be the market.
It's the market.
They the one
kept all my children on
for so many fucking years.
Y'all know it just came
from that.
General Hospital and MASH.
Between that
and Noah's a Monster,
the fucking
Home Shopping Network.
For the old people, fam?
Yo, they don't.
That shit is crazy.
Bro, my neighbor.
My neighbor. My mother.'t. That shit is crazy. Bro, my neighbor. My neighbor.
My mother.
Yo, dog, that shit is crazy.
There needs to be some type of-
Intervention?
Yeah, fam.
Because I bring her packages in for her because she's older.
Right.
It's every day.
They praying on-
Two to three boxes.
They praying on the old folks.
They are praying on them.
They praying on the old folks.
There was a South Park episode about that a couple years back where Stan's grandfather
got hooked on QVC.
And they was like, it sounds crazy, but that's exactly what happens.
You start buying all this shit, and it's this amount a month.
They overcharge them, smack them over the head.
You don't need that shit.
And you don't need it.
No, it'd be bullshit.
They'd sell it good.
My mother got some shit where you don't got to get up.
You could just put your sock on the thing and slide.
I'm like, what?
That actually helps.
It takes your sock off for you?
That actually helps.
Put your foot in the sock.
It takes your sock off for you?
It helps.
It puts the sock on for you.
Oh, on for you.
That helps.
You got to think.
A lot of older folks can't be down doing that.
Between the court shows, the stories, and this fucking Home Shopping Network, QVC, they got it.
They slots is just.
And Steve Harvey.
The fix up a home.
I'm saying court shows.
All them shit.
Home and garden shit.
Fixing up homes and all that shit.
Nah, it's a market.
But young people will be fucking with that too.
That's true.
Nah, but I wish.
Because that QVC got that.
That.
That.
Choke hold.
It's like it hit like crack in the 80s.
Yeah.
That shit is different
fucking them up
you know these people
be on SSI
buying shit
taking your whole check
buying shit
over the phone
my grandmother
uses my email address
for everything
that she orders
imagine that
and I ain't gonna
my mom got a lot
of fucking packages
coming to my house too
everyday I think
somebody's sending me
some shit
it's her.
They shop, yo.
They do.
Dog, they bored.
My mom gonna fuck you up.
Nah, your mother,
again, your mother's
not the normal,
I mean, maybe COVID.
I ain't seen that little
truck move in a couple days.
Nah, she moving around.
She outside.
COVID.
He said she outside.
Say your moms is outside
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
did not make the
baseball hall of fame
ballot in their
final year
I don't
I guess I never knew
that they had
like a limit
like you can't make it
after a certain point
like NFL
and NBA
I believe
still retroactively
get whoever in there
that's pretty interesting not baseball and you need a certain percentage of votes NFL and NBA, I believe, still retroactively get whoever in there.
That's pretty interesting.
Not baseball.
And you need a certain percentage of votes one of the years to go in.
This was his year, too.
I didn't know that.
Barry Bonds should be in the Hall of Fame. It's insane that he's not in the Hall of Fame.
All three of them should.
Think about Roger Clemens.
Roger didn't get anything?
No.
What the fuck?
You need 75%
to get inducted
in your final year
of eligibility.
Barry Bonds got 66%.
Roger Clemens got 65.2%.
And Curt Schilling got 58.6%.
Who was voting on this shit?
Man, baseball mind.
A bunch of people.
But they not fucking with them
because of the...
For the cheating.
Yeah.
It's only the cheating.
Yo. First of all, baseball was dope and everyone was cheating, man. It's only the cheating. Yeah.
First of all, baseball was dope when everyone was cheating.
Let's keep it.
Nah, second of all, they still cheating.
Even before they was cheating, Roger Clemens was good.
Before they was cheating, Barry Bonds was good.
That's true, too.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the thing.
The mere fact that they have Barry Bonds, one of the best hitters to ever live,
if not the best hitter to ever live, and Roger Clemens,
one of the greatest pitchers up there. If not the best.
Both for cheating.
It nullifies whatever they're trying to say.
Because whoever was cheating was going against somebody cheating.
Mm-hmm.
And in their defense, it was just cheating allegations.
None of them tested positive.
Like, you can't even prove that I cheated.
I wouldn't get what fucking said.
They did cheat.
Barry Bonds, with your your eyes is one of the greatest
baseball players
you've ever seen.
Ever.
And before we even got to that
don't say this is a race thing
because I think Pete Rose
should be in as well.
I agree.
1000%.
If you look at Pete Rose
resume it's the same
as Barry Bonds.
It's like what are we doing here?
Minus the homers.
But to my surprise
all of the analysts
seem to vehemently agree.
With us?
Yeah.
All of them.
Unfortunate because I feel like if they would have had that stance a few years earlier,
maybe the outcome is a little different.
So already they're talking about A-Rod and what's going to happen with him.
Because now in year one, he's received, what was it, something to the tune of 33 votes
or 33% of the votes.
They said the same amount of votes that Barry Barnes received his first year of eligibility.
They don't think A-Rod is going to make it.
But A-Rod, he's done a lot of image cleanup.
Yes, man.
People fuck with him a little bit.
And he's starting fresh.
This is his first year of eligibility.
We'll see where he lands by the end of it.
Do you know how many years you have of eligibility?
We can look it up.
I was just curious.
I want to say 10.
That's wild.
I want to say that you get a 10-year window, and if you don't hit there, it's over.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's just off my head.
We'll look it up.
Well, whatever it is, that's just wild to have a window.
Like, that's nuts.
Boys, sports are boys clubs yeah and some of the boys clubs
will be more protected than some of the others this is just baseball yeah upwards of 10 years
players uh 10 years okay players didn't have to earn 75 of the vote in order to be enshrined
those who fall short of that mark can remain on the ballot for upwards of 10 years provided they
receive at least five percent of the votes share each winter.
Voters are allowed to cast their votes for anywhere from 0 to 10 players each ballot.
So you got 10 to get it done.
That's insane.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Congratulations to those that did make it.
David Ortiz made it.
Barry Barnes did. Said he got some muscles out of nowhere david ortiz name was on that andy pettit little foul list that went around but because he
was beloved in boston and the focus might have been on manny ramirez or whoever else in boston
kurt schilling they've had so many figures, personalities. But David Ortiz
went from whatever
he was averaging at the
plate to being a slugger and one of the
best hitters forever.
For forever. He went from
skinny, skinny, little scrawny guy to big,
big, big, big, big guy. Powerful.
So by this,
David Ortiz the only person to make it?
No. on that list
they show
cause that's the hall
that says the 2022
hall of fame results
and you need 75%
and David Ortiz
David Ortiz is the only one
to make it
and I want to say
this is just
the first
first year of eligibility
damn
fam
see what year
eligibility this is
for David Ortiz
like Sammy Sosa
not gonna make it
no he not gonna make it no
he not gonna make it
fam let's just start
a new hall of fame
for the real hall of famers
cause get that out of here man
y'all can have it
y'all got it cool
that's y'all club
that's how you gotta
treat this shit
when you see they start
playing games
we gonna honor ours
A-Rod gonna make it though
no he ain't
he gonna make it
in 10 years
A-Rod will make it because No he ain't He gonna make it In 10 years A-Rod will make it
Because
Like
Jokers like Barry Bonds
First ballot for David Ortiz
First year
Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Bam
They
Kinda was assholes too
Yeah
Their personalities were assholes
A-Rod has never really been an asshole
Yes he was
To teammates
But not
I'm talking about to the media
In public They weren't A-Rod's never been an asshole Yes he was he was. To teammates, but not as publicly. I'm talking about to the media and public.
They weren't,
A-Rod's never been an asshole.
Yes, he was.
I don't remember.
When?
Not in New York,
not in Texas,
not in Seattle.
When they found his trainer,
when they found his trainer
and his trainer
was spilling the beans,
it was up for everybody.
It was up for the old team,
it was up for the new team,
it was up for Bud Sealy.
Like, they was asking,
it was up with the Yankees when he hit the fucking uh whatever home run that was like it was beefed there but
he had that monumental home run coming and they wanted the record and they wanted the ball and
they wanted to be played at home but a-rod has been an asshole but he cleaned it up sam barry
bonds was telling them the reporters off barry bonds is one of them pete rose is one of them
yeah like yo we've not That's a different level
Roger Clemens was
Yeah Roger Clemens too
Put him in there
So I think that
With regards to that
When A-Rod has done all
A-Rod's commentating now
Yeah
Up there teeth
Looking like heaven
Nice fitted suits and shit
Barry Bonds and niggas
Wasn't doing that
And when I said
Fucking Jimmy G
Was fucking beautiful
He laughed at me
But whatever
He said he had heavenly teeth.
Teeth looking like heaven.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm just...
He said he wouldn't be
a teeth guy if he was gay.
A-Rod...
I don't like it.
He wouldn't fuck with
no nigga without veneers.
Yo, A-Rod
has turned it around.
A-Rod turned it around.
You get what I'm saying?
He's in the public spotlight more
which is going to make him
more forgiving.
Andy Petty got 10%.
Ain't shitting on my name.
Terrible.
Dog, look at this.
Manny Ramirez with 28%.
Sosa, 18.
Jeff Kent with 32.
Omar Vizcarra was a monster.
Gary Sheffield with 40%.
Billy Wagner with 51%.
I'm not doing this with all.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I'm not even taking this shit serious no more.
Fuck this.
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
Y'all got it, man.
Y'all got it.
Again, baseball was better when everyone was cheating, man.
Yo, that's literally, I don't watch baseball.
I don't follow it.
It's the only time I was interested when it was at a home run race.
Yeah.
I watch it still sometimes, but not heavy.
Not like I used to when I was a kid.
That's what had me watching.
I'm like, oh, is he going to hit this?
Who's going to set the record?
My name not even on the list.
I think his time is up. He might be in already. No? I, oh, is he going to hit this? Mark McGuire name not even on to us. I think
his time is up.
I think his time is up.
I don't know. They ain't going to put that nigga in there.
Not if Sammy ain't in. Can we leave sports,
please? Please, pretty please.
I'm done with sports. Please. I'm done.
Did y'all hear about Fashion Nova
being, well, settling
with the FTC? Old Fashion Nova.
Nope. They settled. Well, actually, I did hear FTC? Old Fashion Nova. Nope.
Not put me on.
They settled.
Well, actually, I did hear about it.
I'm like, but go ahead.
They settled with the FTC for $4.2 million
because they blocked negative reviews
from their products.
Swag.
That's, you know.
Get that shit out of here.
I'm like, when I read this, I said,
all right, so what did they do wrong? Not for nothing, I think all these companies be doing that shit out of here. I'm like, when I read this, I said, all right, so what did they do wrong?
Not for nothing, I think all these companies be doing that shit.
You're fining me because I...
How many times you ordered some shit because it had five stars and it shows up in some bullshit?
This is just them putting a little money under free parking, yo.
That they've made 20-fold, 100-fold.
Yeah, I just need to keep
going around the boy
yeah yo
leave me alone please
it's cost of doing business
yeah
that's all that is
yo here
take this real quick
put it under here
that's insane to me
I hope that Fashion Nova
owner dude is alright
after that shit
they have
at his house in LA
I hope everybody in LA
is alright
like that experience
something like that
this the second time
they got sued
and had to pay out
for the same thing
it's in the drawer
word
the baby pocket
yeah go in that drawer
and get them niggas again
petty cash
go to petty cash
take care of them man
handle that
they keep calling
they said from late
2015 to 2019
they never approved
or posted the hundreds of thousands
of lower starred more negative reviews so if i had a business it's my site man get that shit out of
here word go post your shit on the better business bureau or something if i got my site i don't want
you reading bad shit about me on my site yeah Yeah, it's true. Sorry. What the fuck I look like? Yeah.
I delete comments on my Instagram.
I was just about to say.
Niggas delete comments.
Word. You crazy?
No, move this.
Not here.
Go post that somewhere else.
Four mil ain't nothing.
Nigga, they drop ass.
And that's the settlement.
Yo, man, look.
I'm going to give you four mil.
Make this go away.
That's the settlement.
Yeah.
All right.
Anything else important in the universe?
I don't have anything else.
Ish doesn't have anything else.
You got anything else, Parks?
No.
He's got that time, man.
Ish don't have shit.
That's why I answered for him.
He don't have anything else.
I did have a topic.
Uh-oh.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Breaking news.
Breaking news.
Hey.
It's him.
Give me some Smith's music.
Give me something.
What do we got?
Put some lights around him and everything.
It might be a Patreon topic, though.
But I read something.
It was sports related.
And I wanted to see how y'all felt.
They kind of having a real big powwow about trans female athletes
are now dominating
It's serious, bro.
It's dominating female sports.
And so they were saying that a lot.
Dog, I hate when you do this, man.
I'm not nothing.
Yo, go to sleepers, man.
I'm good.
Nah, I'm good, though.
We just want to podcast again next week.
Dog, it's a conversation.
We're not saying nothing negative about nobody.
Alright, so come on. Tell me what they say.
They're saying that the trans female athletes are starting
to dominate female sports.
And they're saying it's unfair.
So lawmakers are having
a hard, hard time on where you draw
the line with giving people rights.
You get what I'm saying?
They brought up one instance where an athlete, a hard, hard time on where you draw the line with giving people rights. You get what I'm saying? Yeah.
So they brought up
one instance where
an athlete,
when he was competing
against the men,
he was real, real, real mediocre
at best.
And then when he started
jumping off into female sports,
he's basically dominating the sport.
And now all of the women...
She's dominating the sport.
I mean...
Well, she, sorry,
is dominating the sport.
And so I was saying,
if y'all wanted to have a conversation about it, but you already making the silly faces.
So never mind.
To answer your question, I don't want to have a conversation about it.
To answer your question.
If my face didn't give it away to you, I'm going to say no and have fun lawmakers.
I'm glad I don't
decide the law
yeah
that's a tricky one
you tell them
I won't
I stay out of
other people's business
sure enough
I don't play no sport
and go ahead
bust a ass
duh if I was if I was mediocre And go ahead and bust a ass.
Duh.
If I was mediocre with these niggas.
I'm going to come over here.
Put my foot in his ass.
What the fuck is you talking about?
I'm dusting. I'm dusting, ma.
So, somebody going to say something about it? No.
Exactly.
I'm out.
Shut up.
Kill him.
Duncan.
Yeah.
Nope.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Now, what do you think, Ish?
I'm good.
Oh, my. I want to. If I thought I could pick him up, Ish? I'm good. Yo.
I want to, if I thought I could pick him up,
I'd try to body slam this nigga, yo.
I hate this nigga, yo.
I'm good.
Oh, man.
All right.
Play Sleeper, man.
Yeah, play Sleeper. Yeah, please.
Stupid.
No, come on.
We might as well just unpack it all, man.
Was Shabba Ranks ugly, or was it just conditioning
of systemic oppression?
I mean,
think about it.
The motherfucker.
I hate it.
And I hate when he put
his little serious face
on with me.
I ain't saying nothing.
I don't have a serious face.
I'm straight.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling. I'm out.
This is Grim Lynn.
Back to love. Grim G-R-I-M-M. You stick around, longer, little longer Smoke some and drink a soda
You can relax and talk a little
And I wanna sink in you
I wanna make you cry in my name
Holding you tight while you dig in my veins
Easing the stress with my words
The sweetest of whispers that you've ever heard
And it's for a minute, right back to making love
Oh, baby
I wanna get right back, right back to making love
Ooh, now I miss ya
Now I miss ya
Now I miss ya
I want the smoke
I want your love
I love your sweat
I want to choke you up
I know you're tense
I wanna ease you up
Making you flustered
I'm here to please you up
Missing you, look down at me with passion in your eyes
Searching for your heart in between your thighs
Providing you with loving you ain't had for quite some time Maybe take my hand
I'm trying to get you right
Right back, right back to making love
Oh, baby
Lovely lady
I'm gonna get my back
Right back to make you mine
Now I miss ya, and I miss ya Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, All right. This is a broadcast. I thought, you know how your record's dropping the beat
coming back in.
I was like, okay, give me some more.
That was a little quick something.
I'm sitting over here jamming.
All right.
Got you, got you, got you.
I'm going to play this record by Guapdad4000.
Hey, the LL Flip.
Yeah, the LL Flip.
Yeah, this record is called I Need Bands. He flipped LL Cool J the LL Flip yeah this record is called
I Need Bands
he flipped
LL Cool J's
I Need Love record
so it's my shit
yeah
wake up
yeah
yeah
check check My lifestyle supreme, I'm not talkin' about fairfax
I just wanna bubble like the bottom of my air max
95 hoes wanna crash like an airbag
Niggas consider me a pig, but don't compare right
I've been misunderstood, really
Why you stress me out, but you feel so good to me
Damn, I'm always drownin' in Hennessy
I'm addicted to fuckin' tea
Toxic ass back like you ain't did nothin'
I need check on me
My ass, she tried to flex on me
They got mad and said, you don't check on me
No, made it bad for anybody who next up
This fuck sex, bitch, I want checks, duh
This is bigger than bustin' nuts and blowin' backs out
Gave credit to the wrong one and it maxed out
Wings out, roll the dice, sometimes you crap out
Bounce back with the stupid glow, just know how
I need bands, money fallin' in my hands
So many nights, bills fallin' out my pants
Every time I find somethin' new, they ain't shit
So all I ever think about is licks
I need bands, act like you been around somethin'
Act like you been around money
I need bands, act like you been around somethin'
Act right, you around money
Sleep on the floor with the carpet and the nails Now it's money for bail, my girls got BBLs
Tryna get into the industry, but I was late in it I ain't never had my own lane, I created it
So why would I give us a title if I'ma play with it?
I'm in love with you, but bitch, I hate this relationship
Gotta understand what come with fame when you fuck with me
My job already crazy, you act crazy when you faded
You ain't left on me, they broke up and she left on me
Now all your problems and bills supposed to be left on me
I'm doing bad on anybody who test us
I got your social in my nose, ain't you next?
It's bigger than doing shows, that Mona Scott left
Fake diamonds, big shoes, you cannot high step
Wanna stay the woke, nigga, go tweet a whole test
Taking whole trips, start making dope
I need bands, money falling in my hands
So many notch bills falling out my pants
I need bands, I'ma find something new
They ain't shit, so all I ever think about is licks
I need bands, act like you been around something
Act like you been around money
I need bands, act like you been around something
Act right, you around money
Hey, that was I Need Bands, Squabdad 4000.
He's on tour right now with Wale, so come to your city, go check them boys out, man.
Love it.
Shouts to them.
Shouts to them.
We'll play some Nicholas Craven and Evidence.
Nicholas does all the Ransom albums.
This is Breaking Atoms. Been moving these streets with these aggressions Speak it like a lesson fulfilled I'm dealing with the essence Still in the field dealing assessments
I'm in the business of burning bridges So I can't look back or turn digits
Or take advice I'm not concerned with it
Pay the price I got to earn living
What they told me I took to heart If I agreed I let it stick if not I took it apart
Read the last page of the book first to start Don't write the hook first without making my mark
If I talk my shit correctly close friends I'll offend directly
Don't think write it down where the pen directs me
Put the needle to the record like I'm recollecting Recollecting time wrong shit I be correcting
I need the pressure present Shit's a puzzle that I couldn't figure out
But now I see connecting, need a lesson I'm my professor, ex shit
A large professor looking at the exit I'm out the front door
Make a toast, this is volume two I treat it old when the drama's new
Go for the throat until the collar blue What I gotta do
It's Breaking Adams, Nicholas Craven and Evidence
Ash, what you got for us this week?
Marie Dahlstrom
name of the song is mine
alright
more R&B slaps
you got the secret playlist bruh
what are you talking about? So inspired, love, by your presence Cause you're so beautiful
Your imagination takes me
All the way into this feeling
So inspired, love, you got me so high and lost
Into crazy dreams I'm thinking I won't get you off my mind
My mind
It hasn't happened for a weekend so I guess it can't be right
Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine
Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine
Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
Stepping out of broken dreams into the present
Letting go of everything
No heavy expectations
When I take you all the way into this feeling
I don't think you're going home today
I don't think you're leaving
Into crazy dreams I'm thinking I won't get you off my mind, my mind
It hasn't happened for a week and so I guess it can't be right
No, no, no, no
Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine
Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine
Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
Crazy dreams got me thinking about being you
Crazy dreams that you think that it's me or you?
Crazy
Say that you are, say that you are
Say that you're mine, mine, mine
Say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are
Say that you're mine, mine, mine
Say that you are, say that you are
Say that you're mine, mine, mine, mine
Say that you are, say that you are
Say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine All right, vibes guy.
That's Marie Dahlstrom And the vibraphone guy
With mine
He was fucking that shit up at the end
Stupid
He was going wild on that shit
I gotta talk to you
I gotta talk to you
Yeah
When we finish
I'm just going
Have a couple words with you
I don't want no sauce bro
That's all it is.
All right.
Well, look, before we get out of here, heavy heart.
Big Ben?
No.
I don't have a heavy heart about that.
You didn't even say goodbye to Big Ben.
He gave you all them years.
Of greatness.
Two Super Bowls.
Two Super Bowls.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
I don't have a heavy heart about that.
That's not what my heavy heart is about
but you didn't say peace
alright peace
thank you for your service
I did all of that
your fortitude
I said thank you
I said everything
stable
yeah but he officially
announced his retirement
today
okay
like
you can send
a box to your guy
off the right
I don't like
the stealer fans
word
what you mean
I gave him
a symbol before
like
niggas ain't got no
Super Bowls
y'all got two
word
from him
against Brady
in the Brady era
yeah
I am agreeing
I've been said
thank you Ben
for everything
you've
took us to the
promised land
I think you should
thank Mike too
just while you're here
so anyway
with a heavy heart
cause y'all about
to make me mad now I don't want to be mad with a heavy heart, because y'all about to make me mad now.
I don't want to be mad.
With a heavy heart,
though,
I must announce
I've had my last day
at Foot Action.
And everyone's last day
is coming.
Wow, yo.
February 1st, man.
This one hurts.
Closing all doors.
You got out before
I got out.
I got out.
You're two weekend
or you got to do
two more weeks?
No, I just told him
I wasn't coming back.
Damn.
He said,
write me up
Wow yo
You said
You said keep all that
Vacation time
You can hold that
Had that
Damn
Foot action closed
Online and
In store
Finish line closed
Damn kid
Foot locker employees
Are coming inside
Of sneakers
Wow yo
Sad times man
Sad times for the
Shoe industry
Thank god I'm up
And didn't stop shopping
At those stores
Niggas can't even buy
Some Upswell
Some Cum in there
You don't even got no Nikes
You
I ain't see you wearing
No Nikes or nothing
In a minute my nigga
You all European
You that dude
You all European
You are
I'm gonna show you
The account yo
I'm gonna show it you the account, yo.
I'm going to show it to you.
You keep hitting around it. I don't give a fuck about that anymore.
You keep hitting around it.
No, no.
You said something that got me in trouble this week, too.
Me?
Oh, you don't want to show us the numbers.
Here come the fans.
They don't need much.
They don't need much to get going.
They don't know that you're joking.
Hey, fans, check this out.
Hold up.
Let me tell y'all real quick.
I don't give a fuck about no numbers.
I don't care about no numbers except the deposit.
I don't care if the accountant know how to count.
That's not my business.
That's not my business.
What I agreed on, I get.
For some reason, y'all saying that makes them hate me
I'm so confused
welcome to the last
18 months of my life
hey y'all have fun
with that
look
when I check it
it's there
yo
good luck
so hard
to say goodbye
foot action we love you we're gonna go Balenciaga thank you for your service Foot action
We love you
Ice we're gonna go Balenciaga
Thank you for your service
Yeah
Who getting your services man
I don't know
I'm gonna holler at Reebok man
See what we can do over there
You know they still
Dropping AIs
Yo I don't go to just
Neiman's
30%
For the crew
You take Ice as a Neiman's. 30% for the crew.
You take ice as a Neiman's dude?
Yeah, like, who's this meeting talking to? You're about to get LASIK.
So I can see, not so other motherfuckers can see me dressing.
You go come in there with three-piece on, I can see it.
Turn the music up.
Alright, man.
We hope y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed broadcasting for you.
That's right.
We love y'all.
The lovers, the haters,
the exes, the situationships,
the it's complicated,
baby mamas, baby daddies.
Oh, shout out to my baby mom, man.
She let me use the bathroom yesterday.
Hey, no, no, clap, clap.
I ain't sleeping.
I ain't sleeping.
Clap.
I am not sleeping, child.
Shout out to Cynthia now.
I ain't even have to do a little push to get in the door.
That's a joke.
It's a joke.
What?
You gotta bleep that.
It's a...
I don't care.
Only Aziz can joke, right?
Yes.
Only Aziz can joke.
You gotta bleep that, though.
The white people
ain't even know
why Aziz got canceled.
That's true.
They had no idea.
They were none the wiser
about his little freaky date.
They ain't know.
They just heard,
okay, he's canceled.
And he ain't make a joke about it.
That's why I fuck with Louis C.K.
No, he did a whole statement about it.
The last one before this.
Oh.
This nigga seen them all.
I seen it too.
You seen the last one too?
We talked about it here.
I saw it too.
I saw it too.
I like it.
This is cutified.
Look.
I was watching it.
See, I watch it and I say, if this wasn't a funny looking Indian nigga, would I be laughing?
And the answer's no.
But he leans into that.
I know.
I know.
Like the white people, they thought it was amazing when he said, oh, I can tell anything to white people because I'm Indian.
I have an amazing skin.
I could just tell them, hey, wipe this on your head.
I'm like, yeah.
I feel you.
It's cool.
Since you wanted to say I'm nitpicky.
You were.
I am.
But I'm nitpicky with everything.
I know.
Okay.
I've known you for years.
All right.
Cool, cool.
Then why are you act surprised?
I'm not.
I said that you know.
Hey, I don't know why they act surprised.
Yo, I nitpick it all, yo.
I got nothing but time for my brain to just unpack shit.
Anyway.
Ish.
What do you think about...
Not for real Nah honestly
They taking jeans from us
Like we can't even find a good 34 anywhere
Alright
Yo keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Rest in peace to the gold prince
Until next time, I bid you adieu
Farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista
So long, goodbye, all that good stuff
And do remember
Life is a series of moments and moments past
So let's make this one last as if it's all that we have
Oh, Prince gone crazy right now
Hold on, hold on
Maybe not to ride
But I've got to have those face on up in the face.
Do you think
you're thinking of a man?
I'm a man of exquisitance.
I'm a man of exquisitance.
He'll get caught in a different land.
Talk to him now.
Nothing, baby.
Nothing, baby.
Bad gram.
Nothing could compare
to your love.
Move.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you see?
Hit that note.
Hit that note.
Wow. I'm just trying to say that I'm tired Move. Hey. Hit that note. Hit that note. What up?
I don't care how on lock you thought the pussy was laying next to you.
He started doing some of that shit there.
And she's getting dressed.
She's getting out of here.
Why?
Huh?
Why?
You hear that shit?
I heard him. Yeah, nigga. You hear that shit? I heard him.
Nigga, you ain't doing that. Shut up.
Nigga, sing your girl right to the hotel.
She can't get to
Minnesota. I'm here.
No, he here too. No, I got Dick.
No, no, no. He here. He got Dick too.
I want him to do that so she can roll over
and jump on me. Hell yes.
She'll stop it, yo. Prince come in with them
high heels with his ass out. You said if he start doing that record. Oh, yeah, yeah stopper, yo. Prince come in with them high heels with his ass out.
You said if he start doing that record.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, if he walked in?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
I'm a whip Prince ass, but...
You can't beat his ass for her choosing.
That's true.
He got you there.
He got you there.
He got you there.
Oh, you wanted him?
That's a good one.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
You don't take the L in grace, huh? No, he took it. No, no. Wow. I'm just calling right here. I'm definitely not going to lie. You don't take the L in grace, huh?
No, I don't.
You talking to your poor.
No, he took it.
You pull a black screen out?
No, I don't.
How could she choose him over me?
I know.
I know.
I know.
Black screen.
Mr. Print-a-tony.
That nigga pull that black screen out, huh?
Prince.
I don't see anything prince-y about it.
What's a prince to a king?
Ah!
She has the chain.
Now she's short of a dime.
Oh, yo, last but not least, do remember,
the baddies are insecure, they're stagnant.
Women want to travel, and the closed-minded women
want you to teach them things.
Grab an ibuprofen and enjoy your headache.
Well, watch the next nigga get a headache and be sick to your stomach.
You're laughing.
Yeah, I'm about to say.
Now you happy.
Yep.
Told you.
You don't know what headache you got coming, boy.
Told you, stupid.
Enjoy it.
That fat ass wasn't worth it.
Yo, good.
Got to rock out.
You know, we can really unpack this, yo.
Save it for Patreon.
Save it.
Because she has a headache.
And yeah, you're going to have the other nigga deal with the headache.
But that's different if she refuses to be a headache for you anymore.
It's a little different.
Depending on how bad that headache is.
If now she's his headache and you can't get a headache again.
That guac guac 4,000 is gone.
She acting like, oh, no, this nigga is cheating me.
No, sometimes you want it.
You don't want to own the headache. You don't want you want it. You don't want to own
the headache.
You don't want to own it.
You don't want it to be yours.
Just a lease.
Hold up.
Yeah, Lil E,
we need more Prince.
Come on, give me Prince.
I know, Ish.
All thy mighty golden dick.
Yo.
This nigga dick is made
of 24 karat gold, yo.
I hate this nigga.
Hey, hey, he gonna fuck and make Prince leave the room
while he's singing a door.
The mighty dick ass nigga.
Don't.
I know, he do this in a year.
I don't care what stroke you on.
You don't know what you're doing.
You need to be bad.
Nah, you gonna have to shoot him. Yeah, don't let him have the guitar. Yeah, going to have to shoot him.
Yeah, don't let him have the guitar.
Yeah, you're going to have to shoot him.
Nah, you got that.
Friends, we love you, yo.
Rest in peace.
Everybody enjoy a weekend out there.
Kiss your loved ones.
Text your loved ones.
Life is short.
Hopefully, we're not reporting on any morbid type of death next podcast.
I like a little smooth flow.
Better for you for a little while.
Yeah, thank God.
Thank God.
Thank the Lord.
Y'all hold it down out there, man.
Shout out to anybody that's traveling.
Be safe.
Wear a mask.
Do all that shit.
And if you in New York, man, stay warm.
Turn the heat up.
Not if you in the Bronx. Y'all heat. Turn the heat up. Not if you in the Bronx.
Y'all heaters all the way up already.
Burning up in here.
Y'all niggas just burn.
Yo, get naked if you in the Bronx.
They in the Bronx with windows cracked playing maroon.
The Bronx heat is different.
I love y'all. If you beat me, I'll never lose I know that you know that I do