The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 518 | "Feelings Don’t Make Facts"
Episode Date: March 16, 2022Joe kicks this episode off by announcing upcoming tour dates for the pod. The crew then dives into Pete Davidson responding to Kanye West in leaked text messages (29:40), reports of 6ix9ine going brok...e (58:20), and Conway the Machine's comments on his past contracts (1:09:10). Next, the guys discuss Mase's latest grievances (1:25:00), an update on the Alex Baldwin case (1:51:15), and the "Part of the Show" segment (2:36:45). Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Kia Harper - "Lifetime" Ice | Baby Smoove - "Animal Control" Parks | El Camino & Chase Fetti - "Josh Allen" Maeta - "Bitch Don’t Be Mad"
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Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, look alive, look alive.
What up?
What's poppin'?
Phones, what's good?
What's happenin'?
What up?
What up?
All right, good.
Yeah, everybody got their tone right.
It's startin' out with a smile, or his little half a smile, whatever that shit is he be
tryin' to do.
I hope it's two, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You put that doll in.
It was two.
Nah, it was just one.
It was two.
Mike Check, I hope everybody's feelin' good, feelin' great.
Weather is nice.
Spring is approaching.
Rest in peace, Biz Markie.
It's spring again.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, man.
What's up, bro?
You look like you're scared of that spring.
You're looking like that spring.
You're looking a little scared of it.
How are you scared of spring?
I can explain how I'm scared of spring.
If you ain't right.
Yeah. I'll tell you how. Spring of spring. If you ain't right. Allergies.
Yeah.
I'll tell you how.
Spring could be scary if you're not right.
Allergies.
Oh, oh.
If you ain't do what you needed to do in the wintertime, spring could get, spring could
get a little funky.
Fuck all that.
When you can't breathe and your eyes are watering every five minutes, spring is not the best.
I see why you only fuck for seven minutes.
For real, he got glasses on, he's sneezing.
That is just a germ fest.
Seven minutes of heaven, so we good.
So we're on the way over here, Parks,
and we're talking, shooting the shit.
Just having some guy fodder.
Sure.
And somehow we get to,
what are we talking about?
New York and New Jersey.
And I said, oh, it's the same shit.
I said, New York is the same shit as New Jersey.
Like, I'd be talking about New York
and I'll say you're from New York.
Oh, Tim's.
That's where we were.
I just had Tim's on.
You been doing the Tim thing lately.
So?
Ever since I told him what game said,
he'd been ready,
right?
Stay ready.
You ain't got to get ready.
So listen,
I told ice.
I said,
he mad.
He got a scuff on his Tim's.
I said,
it adds character that like real New Yorkers should have like a little
something on it. He says, I'm from New from new jersey and i'm like shut up with that already
like new york new jersey whatever same shit it's not him and ish getting a newark irvington bag
shout out to our listeners from all over the world by the way we're gonna really regionalize
this podcast today certain parts of jersey are absolutely New York. And then Ice says,
we don't pump our own gas.
Don't ever compare us to them.
Yeah.
Fucking peasants that pump their...
And he's right.
I can't imagine pumping
your own gas, right?
It's hard.
It really is.
Can't relate.
One of those little privileges
that we just really enjoy.
Stay in your car.
No, no, no.
No, homeboy.
I'm walking to the store.
You're going to pump the gas.
No, no, no.
I'm not getting out the car.
I'm going to crack the window.
Yo, fill it up.
And then drive to the store if you got to go, right?
When you finish?
Yeah.
And hit the windows.
Yo, hit my windows, yo.
Yo, Duke.
They don't do that no more.
Yeah, it's over for that.
They don't do that no more.
They be cleaning your window.
All right, let's try it this way.
You do not tell a niggas to clean your windows at the gas station.
No, I can definitely believe that Joe is doing this.
Let's try it this way.
Because there's always a Joe way to do this, which only feeds the narrative.
They don't do that anymore.
But the little squeegee thing
is right by the cashier glass thing
that I'm looking at.
I see it right there.
So I'm going to get out
and go get that little thingamajig
and go to my car.
You know what he's going to say?
No, no, no, you can't, you can't.
You can't, you can't.
And I'm going to say,
well, if I can't, then't you can't and i'm gonna say well if i can't then listen somebody help me out somebody's cleaning papa
little papa yeah so yeah they hit the windows too
nah i don't i'm not i'm not letting them hit the window then i reminded these gentlemen
that they are aggressively trying to pass a law in New Jersey that banishes people pumping the gas for you.
Oh, man.
What are y'all going to do?
They're not going to pass that shit.
That's a big deal.
That's a big deal for New Jerseyans.
It is.
Fam.
That's one of the gifts of living in New Jersey.
We can't pump.
We got cheap gas, and we don't got to pump that shit.
Yo, you so wealthy yo
nigga
you see what gas
costs other places
yo
I don't look at the gas
I ain't gonna hold you
what you gonna do
not drive
look I ain't gonna hold you
I'm just saying
I ain't no gas went up
until people pointed it out
I'm being perfectly honest
wow
wow
not even
not even
run and pump that shit
y'all
run and pump
hold up it's given opulence it is no I seen the tweets Not even Not even Run a pop Run a pop Hold up
It's given opulence
It is
No I seen the tweets
And I was like
Alright
I never
I just say fill it up
I never look at
The receipt
I ball it up
I don't know what it costs
87?
No
Come on
Opulence
Yo round of applause yo
Yo why you
No
87 dude
We not doing no fucking 87
What's wrong with y'all?
Yo, you know
who we sound like?
We sound like
the old fight
that y'all just had
about Kanye
not giving a fuck
if the niggas
could afford
the stem player or not.
Ice don't give a fuck.
Nigga,
you royalty.
How do 87 niggas
feel right now?
I still do 87.
I can't put 87
in my car, man.
I'm not gonna lie. I frown at the 87. I'm do 87 in my car, man. I'm not going to lie.
I frown at the 87.
I'm an 87er, man.
Nah.
Why?
Why you do that?
I don't know.
What's the difference?
My car isn't no luxury car,
so I don't really care.
Kilparks is...
You can water that shit
down a little bit.
Wait, you stepping on the gas?
Oh, shit.
You putting cut on the gas? No way he's stepping on the gas? Oh, shit. You putting cut on the gas?
No, he stepping on the gas.
He putting water in the...
Yo, you gonna blow up?
Yo, fam, who says you gonna blow up?
The person that went long enough without an oil change
that by the time I pulled up to get one,
that nigga said, yo, dog, you know you was about to blow up?
Nigga told me that once. Yo, br dog, you know you was about to blow up?
Nigga told me that once.
Yo, bruh,
nothing came out. Nothing came out.
It's dry.
Nothing came out.
He said the walls is dry.
Nigga, I had the engine crack
from no oil changes.
Wait, wait, wait.
Y'all know how to check
the oil walls?
Wait, wait.
Check change.
No, check.
Check.
We from New Jersey, bro.
Bro, we don't go
under the hood.
We don't check nothing.
Yo, my man,
check the oil.
You do that. No, no. Check the oil, too. Yo, my man, check your gas. You do that.
No, no.
Check your oil, too.
Yo, I can't.
Yeah, what is folks talking about?
Put the washer fluid in there.
My shit low.
Yeah.
Y'all got a real...
It's full service.
Luxury shit going on over there.
No, it's called full service.
Full service.
All right, bro.
Man.
See?
They do the coolant, too?
I make them do some mechanic shit at the car wash.
Hey, yo, yo, cut that.
Yo, chat. What's going on?. Hey, yo, yo, cut that. Yo, chat, see what's going on.
Right there, yo.
Air the tires?
They do that, too?
Yo, Parks, y'all niggas out here, y'all not living right.
You right.
Now you see why I said don't compare us to New York.
Indeed.
Don't worry, Evan Ingram gonna learn, too.
We gonna talk about him later.
Y'all not living right.
Y'all not living right.
I went to the car wash.
Yo, put the easy packs
you got the thing
to screw the easy pass
thing on my plate
yo I ain't got the thing
yo
all you gotta do
is act helpless yo
yeah
if you act helpless
I see why the women
get it off
they do
I was gonna say
that sounds like
I'll send my wife
to do that
oh yeah
yeah
niggas be coming out
17 screwdrivers
I got it my boy
I got it my boy the only I got it, my boy.
The only time when it's cool to not act helpless
is when a woman is trying to check if you can do the man shit
or if you're helpless.
Do you know how to change a tie?
Yeah, ma, fuck you thought.
All right.
But once you say that, you pass the test.
Change all four of these motherfuckers.
What you talking about?
Rotate these shit.
Fuck you talking about?
I ain't doing none of that shit.
I'm not doing nothing.
I got two thumbs, though, a big one. Get it of that shit I'm not doing nothing I got two thumbs though
a big one
get it right out in the street
help
I got two small ones
help
call triple A
exactly
what you talking about nigga
yo
there should be more videos
of the triple A dudes
getting snuffed
wait they fighting
the triple A dudes
no but
don't you think
you should have seen
that video
somebody
they coming to help you
they coming to help you They coming to help
Yeah, they bailing you out
After they left you by pole 87 on the highway
For four hours in the middle of the fucking night
Oh, nah, you got the wrong AAA, dog
AAA quick
No, that ain't quick
I don't know what he talking about
I don't know what he talking about
Rollside take
Alright, we have a podcast
We're not talking about it
I'm telling you, I use them
You wildin'
Them niggas had you stranded for two and a half
Nah They be like, yo, you can check it out We be there in 30 minutes I'm telling you I use them you wild them niggas had you stranded for two and a half nah
they be like
yo you can check in
we be there in 30 minutes
that's cause you
was living in that town
that didn't have cars
that might be it
they got horse and buggy
AAA out there
they didn't have no
fucking cars in PA
where you was at
they just bring you
a whole new horse
bring you a whole
different horse
yo PA Ice
was so funny
I'm never going
back to New York
I was baffled
by that
I wasn't
wait
you can go to PA
from New York
and never want
to come back
hell yes
there's nothing
out here but
a pool table
for the town
I wish I was
still there
nigga just took
us to the pool
hall
I swear
fam
you do not
wish you was
out there with
the piggly wiggly
instead of being
here nigga came up here and had a baby what you talking about what you talking about I swear. Damn. The Piggly Wiggly. You do not wish you was out there with the Piggly Wiggly instead of being here.
Nigga came up here and had a baby.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Okay.
You came right up here and had one.
You love it up here.
I'm going to whistle for you, Ice.
You love it up here is all I'm saying.
Okay.
You don't love it up here?
No.
Why?
Cost of living is too fucking high up here.
One, you get more for your dollar out there.
Two.
Oh, my God.
Yo, the Brokies are back.
Oh,
the brokies are here.
You went from opulence
to like,
yo,
just because you get some money
don't mean you want to
blow this shit.
I want to make it work.
Well,
go ahead to South Carolina
then,
nigga.
I can't,
nigga.
Why?
I pod twice a week up here.
Which means you make more money
than if you moved
when you lived in PA.
If I could pod twice a week from down there, I would.
You can.
It just don't pay the same as it does.
In New York, you play Monopoly.
You've had a house on Baltic before.
We surely have.
You certainly.
The fuck is he talking about?
Take a fort for that little brown, too.
One of that shit.
It's a little 450 add up.
Hey, you.
No, it don't you not until you land
on them yellows
and they crack your
fucking head
not until somebody
put a hotel on Atlantic
yeah
it's like pod in New York
like that pod
you like when
you like when the hotels
is up on the greens
right
it take a lot
it take some work
cause they expensive
but when they hit
but when they hit
and you can't dodge
them greens
and you get an extra green because that jail is right there.
Jail is the extra green.
You got the little community chest.
So even if they skip it.
And that's the bad community chest, too, with all the bad cards.
We're going to fuck you up on that.
Every time you land on the community chest by the greens, it's something bad.
House card.
Some shit you never seen before.
Move back one space.
Move to the last space where you got to face shit all right mike mike mike young boys y'all
good back there all right say less than tied up here that's how i'm feeling it's my vibe spring
joe is here public's enemy zingerman button good vibrations though shout out to the ladies
listening shout out to the happy relationships listening and the creatives!
I've been so stuck up on all these drama feelings
I got concerts I'm going to In my room thinking my problems
I'm making like dinner dates, reservations and shit
Getting no house Friday at 10 like a No way
Goofy shit right?
You the man, I ain't goofy nigga Huh? You the man For eating dinner, right? I ain't goofy, nigga.
Huh?
You the man.
For eating dinner-ish?
That ain't goofy, though.
No, you said I'm going to movie dates, concert dates.
What you said?
Yo.
You said something like.
You're triggering me right now, though.
This shit that you doing.
That's what you just said, Aki.
I know, but because you're one of my good, good friends, let me tell you how you're triggering
I don't want no problems, bro.
This thing you're doing is what.
I get scared when men do that.
Like, when they say, must be nice.
Or, I see, I see you shining.
What I learned is a few years later, that turns sour.
It always goes bad.
Shout out to anybody with a job. And without one. Take a lot of effort for me to stay awake
I don't regret taking off
What's the point?
When all my friends are out and about
You say, just come out for one drink, won't you celebrate?
I end up missing out on these moments
Special moments
I never get back
Get on the band
Feeling my guts made up my mind
Won't miss out on living happily
It's about time I don't lose control
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
I'm on my car, boys
They know what I was on in this car
They know how I was on it when I was on my way over here
Good vibrations only
Good vibrations only
Kaytunada, what up?
Her, what up? Hurt, what up?
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you ready to part now.
You know what I mean?
Now I need the drums, though, to hit my soul.
Alex, stop nodding your head like you know something about this.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, no.
Feeling good, feeling great out there.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Now I'm letting it rock. I'm letting it rock. Just vibe out for a minute. Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Ah, the good old Jersey Club drums, bring them in You'll never go wrong with the
These drums sound like they don't pump, they on gas
Uh, let's give it opulent
Jersey!
Get me started
Before they start
My water right
Get this aqua right
You know what I mean
Try to eat a little less steak this week
Do some healthy shit
Oh, good for you, buddy
Let's go, Styles P
And all the health guys out there
Hey, if you don't do nothing else with your day-to-day
Make sure you do something a little healthier
Alright, alright
You got me So, that I make them lost, I'll let you force up
All my time, don't wanna waste the feel
Like we could be, like we could be
Like we could be, like we could be
So, I'm busy, in my sense
Hoping to be the hero
Don't overthink when you could be loving me y'all wanna start with?
Alright, we'll figure it out.
Well, what are the jersey spots?
Well, you know them better than me.
Well, nah,
because the chicks want to dance the drill and all that shit. They do.
They ain't got that happy feet.
They ain't got no happy feet no more out there.
You have to know how to get to it when this came on.
Hey.
Damn, they don't want to party.
I'm ready to go outside right now.
Who was the Jersey City spot?
Agatha's.
Albert's.
Oh.
Bitch.
Agatha. Agatha. Albert. Oh. Bitch. Agatha.
Agatha.
Alright.
Microphone check.
One, two two what is this
oh look at me being in pedestrian sport change
gotta work on it
microphone check one two what is this 518 yeah welcome to episode 518 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Parks is here.
Brother Ish is here.
Brother Ice is here with kinda new Tims.
I mean, they not the newest.
But that's okay.
But that's fine.
Nah, that shit hurt.
That's fine, man.
If you scuff your shits up.
Getting in the car.
Soon as it get hot. Oh, that's how you scuff to get in the car that shit hurt. That's fine, man. If you scuff your shits up, soon as it get hot.
That's how you scuff to get in the car?
That hurt.
That hurt.
He already told you
that he spent his adolescent years
staring at light bulbs
and that he broke his wrist
going up the steps.
And y'all think he know
how to get in the car correctly?
Nah, that shit hurt.
He don't know how to...
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I have a new pair.
Oh, I ain't see that scuff.
Yeah, that was bad. You ain't got the eraser with the brush? It's not on me. It's in the crib. I take it. I have a new pair. I ain't see that stuff. Yeah, that was bad.
You ain't got the eraser with the brush?
It's not on me.
It's in the crib.
I take it when I get it.
It don't work anyway.
Nah, it don't.
That's for brokies, B.
That shit don't do shit.
Yo, Ish, why you such a classist, yo?
Ish, you just cop a new pair, man.
You hear him?
Him.
Y'all.
I always wore the eraser with the brush with my Tim.
Jersey City shit.
See the difference.
Are you saying Jersey City niggas is dirty compared to Newark niggas?
First of all, my niggas told me I got to stop saying that I'm from Newark.
I got to say I'm from East Orange now.
Why?
Because you're not from Newark me?
little bit
same shit
what is that?
oh
don't do that
don't do that
please
don't do that
anyway
are you from Newark proper?
I'm from Newark
the real Newark
that's Burbs
real Newark
but then they ran you out
when you went
when they ran you out
they don't no I never got you out. When they ran you out?
No.
I never got ran out.
Yo, everybody that get ran out, say that, yo.
Who are you talking about?
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
Never got ran out.
You got to have a story about getting ran out of your hood.
I got some.
That's why you don't know when to believe them.
You got ran out your hood?
The story's out there, yeah. I got some. That's why you don't know when to believe them. You not ran out your hood? The stories out there,
yeah.
Oh.
What do you mean?
Oh.
I was just asking.
Not everybody's been ran out their hood,
so a lot of people
can't really relate to that.
Well,
after they pulled the trigger
with that gun by my head,
I wasn't really
going back over there.
That ain't ran out, though.
Didn't feel like home anymore?
Shit.
That ain't ran out.
That ain't ran out. That ain't ran out. Y'all don't do that, yo. That's ran out. That's not ran out though didn't feel like home anymore that ain't ran out
y'all don't do that yo
that's ran out
that ain't ran out
voluntarily saying fuck y'all I ain't coming back
it's not the same as being ran out
no no no that was involuntary
when a nigga whipped out on you and forced you not to come back
that's involuntary
you could've went back though
I could've went back
when you get evicted you could go back no you can't no you can't no you can't go back illegally
we telling the realtor dude they changed put the block on your shit you can't go back
you can get that lock open and y'all got put out y'all went back
went which time i'm the king of getting put out i'm the king of getting at the compound
i ain't leaving till you put the little pink letter on the door that says you got 30 days
and then i'm taking that letter up to the court and that 30 gonna turn 60 90 better make sure
those windows lock oh i always have an alternative way to get into the house that I've been in for years.
The fuck is wrong with them?
Hey, I pulled up to that house
a few weeks ago
just to sit outside.
They changed it.
It doesn't work on it.
Oh, I'm talking about that house.
Oh.
Damn.
I'm leaving with my presents felt.
And you're coming back
to make sure your presents
are still felt?
You're going to know i was here
or gone anyway what's up man how y'all feeling great how's anybody doing good and i'm just
joking around man don't start i say shit and it becomes real fuck y'all yeah it does everybody's
feeling good had a good week good weekend yeah good weekend my weekend was great uh spent it
with my baby majority of the time time until it was time to go
fight it around but wasn't a good thought weekend wasn't a good thought weekend for me weekend
well not that but i did brunch i did a brunch saturday i'm not a really brunch guy but i did
i'm starting to like i'm starting to like that brunch i did a little brunch me and ian
and the wives why do you love birds Oh my god
That's not that shit
No that's bird shit
No that's not that shit
Brunch is bird shit
Yeah but he went
Him, Ian
And their wives
That ain't bird shit
We can still be birds
That's married bird
Yeah we're
That's married bird
It's a flock of birds
Yeah
I'm looking at
The whole flock of birds
What is married bird
Yo that's funny
It's married bird
When you're married
You can still do bird shit When you're getting married Yeah You just gotta do it With other married couples Yeah bird. When you're married, you can still do bird shit.
When you're getting married, yeah.
You just got to do it with other married couples.
Yeah, you do it with other married couples.
Yeah, you got to do it with other married couples.
That's why I'm calling it married bird.
That's kind of what you think about.
That's kind of ill.
Because I don't get them phone calls from them.
I ain't married.
I'm not in a club.
You just pigeon.
Married bird is flamingos.
It's a little bit more beautiful little peacock
or I'm just a loyal
black man trying to get it done
out here
in this cold
I offer some pushback though
to the women that have been telling me
for the past few years
that I don't know how to be loyal.
Why would they think that?
Or faithful.
Because they don't think niggas cheap.
Gotcha.
Not you.
Your last few situations, you wasn't really wild.
I don't be wild.
Back in the day, it was a little bit.
Yeah, but that's where the pushback comes from.
No, I'm just saying, lately, yeah.
Look who y'all be wanting niggas to be loyal to.
Like, y'all seen some of the chicks I was fucking?
No, I'm not being loyal to them.
What?
See, that makes perfect sense to me.
You judging my loyalty on how I behaved with her?
Yo, what is wrong with this nigga?
Am I off in the head?
Yes, but I mean yo
oh
you off bro
that was
that was clear logic
and rational
to me anyway
oh come on
yeah um
well y'all say something
normal
as I said I went out
brunch
I did a little brunch thing too
because of Ray
40th birthday so
shout out to Ray
shout out to Ray
we was out
and I like the brunch shit because you could get smacked and it'd be like 9 o'clock.
Yeah, I'm good.
See, I don't like that because I'm still staying up until 2, 3.
You get a chance to sober down.
Married bird.
Because before we go out, I come back home at 2, 3 o'clock in the morning.
That's different.
Oh, yeah, we sobered up.
We came here and smoked weed.
Sobered up, got high.
Came down, went back up.
Yes, I'm all for the day party
bunch of shit now.
My Sunday was a little rough.
I see why y'all do that.
I don't care for that.
Yo, being older,
day parties are not that bad.
Word.
To be honest.
I don't care for that
because I'm going to stay up late regardless.
So all I'm doing is extending my day.
But you're staying up
in the comfort of your home.
You're already relaxed.
You know what I'm saying?
Coming in the house
at 2, 3 o'clock
is you got to still wind down.
If you're already at home
when it's 1 o'clock
watching Tommy,
it's something different.
And you don't have a day job
like some of us.
Yeah.
That is true.
You know what I'm saying?
So when you got to wake up
the next morning at 6,
I said a day job.
Quit that job.
Better yourself.
Who I talk to for raises.
Wait, where?
Where?
Yourself.
Wait, what happened?
But, oh.
At the job?
You said quit that job.
Oh, that mean you need
to raise the other job?
Let me shut my black ass up.
Yeah, nigga.
I quit them.
I quit them today.
Ta-da. It's a quote today so what was he saying
Kanye and Pete
have really been
wilding man
they have really
been going at it
oh man
nah go ahead
y'all was talking
I didn't want to
nah nah I'm just
but when you have
a day job like that
I can see why
you would like
hell yeah
I still get some
sleep in there
yeah
so that's I'm all for the day party brunch vibes now.
Damn, we old, yo.
Yeah.
I think it's going to go to day party.
I'm young.
I'm young.
Got my whole life ahead of me.
Now, the youngs be at the brunch.
The youngs love the brunch.
And that's the other thing.
That's what I was trying to tell Ish.
Because he was saying they don't play that kind of music at the spots in Jersey.
One thing I noticed is-
That's brunch music.
Yeah. I was going to say, when you at these little brunch joints, they play that shit
like that.
And that's why I like to run to-
Earlier.
And that's why I like to run to DC real quick on a weekend, because that's where you hear
shit like that at.
No, they play it.
They play it.
That club shit in Jersey.
I said I'm shocked I never heard that particular song.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
In the club set.
That particular song.
Got you.
You know Jersey.
Yeah, because that spot, they play all of that Jersey club.
And as soon as it gets about 6 o'clock, the guns come out.
Straight up.
All right, this is a worldwide podcast.
We've Jersey'd it for about 30 minutes now.
All right, business to tend to.
Let's get right to it.
It's time, gentlemen.
I've tried to groom you for as long as I can.
I cannot keep you guys in the house.
I cannot keep you indoors, sheltered, away from the viewing public and our fans.
The world is open.
You have to go venture out.
Meet the people you're speaking to.
I told you.
Look, you think I'm scared already.
Yo, why do he think we scared?
Why do I think you scared?
Because I said to Ish, at the end of one of the tour stops,
I can't wait till we end the show and you got to go say what up to the fans.
And know what he said to me?
What?
I'm going to say what up.
That's why I think that. That's why. Because he think he's going to be standing there saying what up to the fans and know what he said to me what i'm gonna say what up that's why i think
that that's why because he think he's gonna be standing there saying what up to somebody or two
people or three people and i just would like to see him when there's a line or crowd around with
that though you know why i say that you know you know how tough it is to speak to like seven people
at once i'm gonna tell you why like that's not a normal thing that's why i highlight it because
it's just not normal practice right but look i'm gonna tell you why like that's not a normal thing that's why I highlight it cause it's just not
normal practice
but look
I'm gonna tell you why
I think he'll be alright
because I've noticed
a couple times
I've been out with him
the green eyed bandit
can't stand it
like
with more fruit
of your
huh
it's him
it's him
on your brain
oh no
Hazel's not green right
the hazel eyed bandit
get his shit right that don't bring right? The Hazel Eye Bandit. Get his shit right.
That don't bring right.
Yo, the Hazel Eye Bandit
sounds disgusting.
We need a new moniker
for you.
But yeah,
so I've noticed
like the times,
a couple times
we've been out,
like he gets a crowd
of people wanting
to say what's up to him.
Oh, yeah.
So he's kind of
groaning for that already.
Nah, true, true.
Nah, that's true.
He draws mid.
Nah, that's true.
New ice. Ticketing. Nah, that ass. Alright, so this is happening. Nah, true. True. Nah, that's true. He draws mid. Nah, that's true. New ice.
Tickety-tock.
Nah, that ass.
All right, so this is happening.
We're out.
We're leaving.
April 28th.
Houston, Texas.
Woo.
Woo.
Already told a few people that's a work night for me.
That's work.
I'm working all night.
Yeah, those shows go late.
Yeah, super late.
I'm sure there's an after show.
Yeah.
Walk through hosting, something going on until the wee hours of the morning.
But Houston, April 28th, this is happening.
May 1st, Dallas.
Work.
There's a lot of work to do in Dallas.
Dallas.
Who mapped this shit?
I'm pretty sure I had something to do with this.
They was trying to put New Jersey first.
I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nobody.
Let's start with some fun.
Don't put my hometown pressure on me.
The whole squad is from New Jersey.
Let's end it there.
But Dallas, Texas, May 1st.
And then we are May 28th.
Los Angeles, California.
And May 29th, we are in Oakland.
Woo, sheesh.
Love the Bay.
Love LA.
Yeah, love LA.
So again, those tickets will go on sale Friday at
on JoeButtonPodcastTour.com
yeah
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yeah I want guns
yeah
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Salute.
We love you.
I can't wait to get out there and see y'all.
It's been a while.
Word.
Can't wait to feel that energy.
Can't wait to watch my guys.
Yeah, I'm about to say, it's our first time.
He's saying it's been a while.
I ain't never seen y'all, so I can't wait.
That's not true.
You used to go on tour a little bit.
You did a little hosting from now on.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
It's different now.
You've had a taste of it.
It's different now.
It's definitely different.
The last time y'all went on tour
was pre COVID,
right?
Yeah.
Damn.
It's been a minute.
Yeah.
And I didn't want to be part
of the crew that rushed back
out to get something done
while they were figuring out
COVID with the venues,
with these rules and just,
we were,
we've been patient.
We've been patient.
So I can't,
I can't wait
now that it can be done correctly
I look forward to it
me too
round of applause
alright
I damn near want to put
a part of the show at the top
but we won't
let's get right to it
what we got to talk about
I mean you mentioned them earlier
you want to talk about
Kanye and Pete Davidson
wait no no no wait I do want to talk about that but mean, you mentioned them earlier. You want to talk about Kanye and Pete Davidson? Wait, no,
no,
no,
wait.
I do want to talk about that,
but I want to say rest in peace
to Razor Ramon.
Scott Hall.
Scott Hall.
I want to say rest in peace
to Mike Mora,
Khalees' husband.
And rest in peace
to Tracy Braxton.
It's a lot of loss.
It really is. A lot of loss it really is
a lot of loss
it don't stop
yeah
yeah so rest in peace
of course
thoughts prayers
condolences to the family
wrap them with love
respect their privacy
all of that
but just horrible
okay now
now that
now we can talk about
some of the other things
do we start with this
I mean we can start with it
I don't care
I'm tired of talking
I'm so tired of talking about them
I told you when I came to the house
I'm tired of reading about it
I'm tired of seeing it
but this is hilarious though
I will come conflicted a little bit
tell them what you're talking about so uh some screenshots popped out i'm not sure
from who somehow the public has it has been made privy to text messages between pete davidson and
kanye west it would look like it would have to have been pete right because he's the blue
yeah well from what i've read it was his cousin or something.
Because Kanye was like, yo, what's this guy's address?
Okay.
Even that's funny.
But so you want to read the message?
Yo, it's Skeet.
I'm laughing there already.
Oh, so you're going to read this?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm reading this.
This is funny.
Yo, it's Skeet.
Can you please take a second?
I'll be Kanye.
I was about to do it,
but go ahead.
Do your thing.
No, you can be Kanye.
You do it.
All right.
Yo, it's Skeet.
Can you please take a second
and calm down?
It's 8 a.m.
And it don't got to be like this.
Kim is literally
the best mother I've ever met.
What she does for those kids is amazing.
And you're so fucking lucky she's your kid's mom.
I've decided I'm not going to let you treat us this way anymore.
And I'm done being quiet.
Grow the fuck up.
You got to say that with a little more like white.
Then you'd be Pete.
White, white, white, white.
I've decided I'm not going to let you treat us this way anymore.
And I'm done being quiet.
Damn it.
Do that.
Come on.
Grow the fuck up.
A word?
Boy, he using profanity now?
What you at right now, fam?
See, for all y'all who don't know,
that's Kanye saying drop the location.
You're not Kanye anymore.
You even sound cool in this predicament.
No, that's how you think it's...
A word?
You using profanity now?
Drop the low. That's it? To the young kids, that's how you dig a... A word? You using profanity now? Drop the low.
That's it? To the young kids,
that's what Kanye's saying. Exactly.
I'm in bed with your wife.
Break phone.
Attach one image. Break phone,
my nigga. You can't say
that. No, you can't say that.
You can't say that.
You really can't. Oh, I'm say that you really can't you got it oh i'm being connie
all right fine go back happy to see you're out the hospital and rehab see i'm salty
same here it's wonders what those places do when you get help you should try it when you go get
help you should try i've been la for the day if you want to stop being a little internet
fuck boy and talk.
Mine's edited, so pardon me.
It's fine.
Is it still me?
Yeah.
Oh, we couldn't do Hamilton.
You don't scare me, bro.
Yeah, you keep me picking up questions.
Your actions are so pussy and embarrassing.
It's so sad to watch you ruin your legacy on the daily.
Yo, dawg, you're more than welcome to come to sunday service i'm headed there now actually well why don't we meet after sunday service in the saints game i'll be at the bhh we can have
food and talk it out in my room privately one-on-one man to man what you're doing to
your family is dangerous and gonna scar them them for life. Please handle these matters privately, bro.
I beg you.
You want to see me come to Sunday service.
This isn't public, dude.
I'm here for pictures and press, which is obvious.
I'm not here for pictures and press, which is obviously all you care about.
My offer stands.
I wish you'd man up for once in your life.
Let me help you, man.
I struggle with mental stuff
too. It's not always an easy
journey. You don't have to feel this way anymore.
There's no shame in having a little help.
You'll be so happy and at peace.
You have no idea how nice I've been
to you despite your actions
towards me. I've stopped
SNL from taking,
talking about you or making fun of you, which they've
wanted to do for months.
I've stopped stand-up comedians.
That's all I got for you.
That's good enough.
Come on, bring it down, you.
Just give me a break.
That's all I'm looking for is a break.
Wait, the last line was the best part, though.
He says, but if you continue to press me
like you have for the past six months,
I'm going to stop being nice.
Yo, he talking spicy. He not. Well, I'm going to stop being nice. Yo, he talking spicy.
He not.
Well, you're going to wish you retracted that, buddy.
Just break it down for me.
It's just an ugly situation.
He's doing what he's supposed to do, actually, at this point.
Is that what he's doing?
I think so.
Antagonize him?
No, he's fed up.
He should have never said I'm in bed with your wife.
That part was good.
All the other stuff he could have potentially said to the dude.
Look, if y'all gonna fight, go fight at this point.
Right.
All this extra shit is unnecessary.
The leaking the text to the internets is definitely unnecessary.
Although, I'm not sure that Kanye wouldn't have leaked the text himself.
Anyway,
they said he did.
I don't know who did it.
I was saying Pete's cousin or something.
Cause Kanye didn't,
that shit was Pete.
The text is blue.
It says Dave serious,
a message from Pete.
Cause Kanye tweeted that and say,
yo,
what's this guy's address?
Like,
yo,
yeah,
he's talking like a gangster.
Like, he want to do stuff to people.
You got to chill.
Who got to chill?
Ye.
You have to chill talking like that.
Like, leaving a paper trail
on the internet
is what I'm talking about.
He ain't saying nothing.
He said, yo, come to Sunday.
No, I'm talking about
screenshotting that and saying,
what is this guy's address?
Stuff like that.
You don't want nothing that can trace back to you if you're going to make a move.
Find out through back channels, handle your business, but don't put it out here.
That's my beef with all of this.
I just think it's ugly because your kids could potentially see this.
Potentially?
They got kids that are old enough to read.
This shit is ugly.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think it's whack.
To publicly have these conversations, I just think it's corny.
Personally.
And then it goes into where Kanye puts the picture of the three pins he found on his daughter's book bag.
Says something about...
I didn't really understand that one.
This is why he wants to be there.
He's been denied his kids.
And then she came right back and said,
yo, stop.
You just picked him up today.
You were just at the house this morning.
I need to understand the significance of the pins.
I don't understand none of it.
Yeah, I don't know.
To be honest with you,
I don't get none of this.
Go back to those texts, please.
I offer absolutely no opinion on what's going on
with kanye and pete and kim i feel like these are personal matters these are private matters
and they should be handled that way i'm only going to use this topic to speak from my perspective
and what i would be thinking and doing if it were me if you were
which part yeah i was gonna say if you were either one i'm gonna go through them both because it's
just a few things that i highlight if if they both are mental health guys i hate a lot in this
and they both are mental health guys so i hate a lot and i hate when people that are supposed to care about mental health weaponize it.
And use it for harm.
And people do that a lot passive aggressively today.
Yo, it's Ski. Can you please take a second and calm down?
See, I don't know what this is coming off.
It's 8 a.m. and it don't got to be like this.
Kim is literally the best mother
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Duke
no I take exception
you not telling me about
the mother I picked
for my kids
he ever met
but you saying it to me
you out of place
no he not
for me
I gave you your chance to break down
you're right you're right you're not texting my phone to tell me how amazing my kid's mom is while
you're sleeping with her it's inappropriate it's totally inappropriate out out out of place
just nah not me is all i'm saying he continues uh best mother i've ever met what she does for
those kids is amazing all right yeah as a dad i cringe what you're not in the house telling me
that what's going on while you're watching my kids you know what's going on with me
if you know i'm a mental health guy i it's just nasty to me i'll
continue the kids are amazing you're so fucking lucky she's your kid's mom i've decided i've
decided you're coming off this conversation saying i've decided i'm not gonna let you treat us this
way anymore cool oh you're using profanity where you at right now i just already broke that down
i totally agree we know what that means in bed with your wife whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa that's where you get punched in your face no you get punched in your face from the last
shit because you was out of place and you was leading up to this and if you let people stay
out of place then they continue they get worse go back so now you have no business talking to me about my kid's mom
as the guy
currently sleeping with her
while we're in this situation.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me just give you a small scenario.
I was only starting from here.
I'm not looking in totality.
That counts, though.
That's a major fact.
Hypothetically, you meet a new girl.
Me trolling you online still don't give you the right to fucking talk to me about the job that my kid's mom is doing while you're fucking her.
Fam, I've shut up for the whole time.
No, no, no.
You putting videos out cutting my head off.
Hold up, fam.
If you meet a girl, any girl, and you start to like this girl, y'all dating. It might even be a boyfriend-girlfriend.
I don't know where you're going.
It might be a boyfriend-girlfriend situation now.
Her baby's dad is wild.
Pardon me.
Her ex-husband is wild.
You quiet because it's really not your place.
Right, right.
But after you and the girl start to get a little bit more serious,
my nigga, now it's my place because now this is my
chick so i'm gonna treat you like a nigga at walmart i'm gonna treat you like a nigga at target
that is talking reckless to my chick you're gonna get the same thing because you're her ex-husband
that don't permit you to just keep saying anything that you want to say publicly or privately to my
girl now i'm open so as the man i gotta kind of now especially if you're also shooting at me the
whole time that too but i gotta now kind of step in and be like yo dog stop yeah enough's enough
i'm open and again i think the shit that he said i'm in bed with your wife he gets punched in his
face for that and i think it leads up to i totally agree but i don't think the first paragraph that
joe read is negative really yeah but you go well and that's why but that's why i don't
like it ish because you're absolutely right in what you're saying if you're right but my issue is
no niggas take regular shit that should be normal like that first half of that text
kanye just said oh you cursing where you at no but you said like he was if it was all
peace and that text was beautiful and fine and and just like it was worded then kanye saying oh
you cursing where you at right now shouldn't warrant you being that nasty zero to 100 that
fast i accept what you're saying but your next text tells me where your heart really lied in
the first place with the first text i think agree. I agree with that, too.
It continues.
But in bed with your wife is sick.
Mm-hmm.
Now.
She should be mad.
I don't know.
I won't speak for any of them.
I'm telling you, if somebody sent that to me.
It's up.
Sorry.
But if I'm the dude that's been
like you said
getting distance
head chopped off
in the video
I'm gonna probably
send you that
and what
what we doing
why
that's the
passive aggressive shit
you can't pick
and choose
when
it's appropriate
to say
inappropriate shit
he just chopped
this nigga's head off
in a video
now I can come and say head off in a video.
Now I can come and say I'm in a bed with your wife.
Dog, we say all the time.
We can't pinpoint
how some of them are.
Yeah, facts.
We say all the time.
You can't dictate
how somebody reacts
to your disrespect.
I agree.
I think Kanye is...
This is his reaction.
I've had enough of you.
I don't think he has, though.
I've had enough of you,
so now I can make you sick. I don't think he's had enough. I don't think he has no i've had enough of you so now now i can make you sick i don't think
he's i don't think he's had enough i don't believe that i don't believe that part that i think he's
had enough that's all i'm saying but let's keep going happy to see you're out the hospital and
rehab see so now we both just gonna do this you're gonna go last i'm gonna go lower we both probably could use
all the help
that we could get
probably
so we just gonna
fucking Earl
mental health
disses at each other
I don't
I don't like it
see look
more passive aggressive
same here
as one is what those places do
when you're gonna get help
you should try it
I'm in LA for the day
if you wanna stop being
a little internet
like
you can't say all these things
and then say,
yo, I'm out of here
if you want to meet me.
I would have met him.
Yes, you can.
I would have met him.
I would have went right to,
where they went?
BHH?
Beverly Hills Hotel.
I'd have went right to BHH.
There you go.
He said, yo,
I got a room.
He telling you that for a reason.
He telling you to come say hi.
I'm telling you where I'm at.
How are we going to conduct the meeting
is how we're going to conduct the meeting.
But what I'm saying is we can conduct it accordingly behind closed doors.
So that's me and you go in the backyard and shoot a field one.
And you're going to sue me.
How?
You're going to sue me.
That's not a guarantee.
See, and this is why it's tricky today, yo.
You're right.
It is tricky today.
And this is why it's tricky today.
It is.
Yo, you invited me up, dear, to meet you.
I met with you.
Shit got a little awkward. Mano y mano. Mano. How, you invited me up, dear, to meet you. I met with you. Shit got a little awkward.
Mano y mano.
How the fuck you gonna sue me, nigga?
Because that's how it goes.
Who's to say who threw the first punch?
Ain't no cameras in here.
There's mad cameras in here.
In the rooms?
But the first punch,
yeah.
In the private room?
People up there to the room.
But my thing is this.
Whoever hit who first don't matter.
It's who provoked who.
I don't know the laws in California, but that matters.
What I'm saying is this.
Yo, you've been tormenting me for months.
I'm tired of your shit.
She my girl now.
Before we was dating, she might be my girl now.
He has to now say something.
And he said-
Who owes more weight to you, the girl's man or the kid's dad to you?
With regard, it depends on what you're talking about.
It's separate instances.
If it's my girlfriend now,
what matters that pertain to my chick,
I hold more weight.
I wish your boyfriend would.
Matters that pertain to your children.
I'm not going to let you disrespect my girl.
Joe, you bugger.
I'm not going to let you continue to disrespect her.
Matters that pertain to your children,
you definitely hold more weight.
Yeah, you got that.
I'm going to bow out.
I'm not even going, listen, I've dated girls with kids in the past right i don't even really comment
on the shit that they discuss with their kid's father because i feel that's inappropriate you
get i'm saying y'all could argue about y'all kids y'all could do all of that sometimes i even take
the dude side when she come back and tell me the story. But you not gonna be disrespectful to my girl. It's two totally
separate instances.
As the dad,
my nigga, you got it.
I'ma bow out.
But as the boyfriend,
you can't just
disrespect my chick.
You're bugging.
I'm not gonna be silent
while you disrespect my chick
calling her all types
of names publicly
and all that.
You out your fucking mind.
And you're talking shit
to call me all types of names.
And you calling me names.
And I shut up for a long time.
You out your fucking mind.
I shut the fuck up.
Why am I out my mind?
I'm saying,
I'm not you.
I'm not applying this
to this situation.
He's been publicly bullying
the nigga, dog.
Like, at what point
does that stop?
He's been bullying him publicly.
And not for nothing, dog.
He said,
yo, you're using profanity.
Where you at?
I answer that question
when I'm at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Is it bullying?
Show up.
Is it bullying when Pete Davidson
and the Saturday Night Live writers
come up with a few skits
and put them on their show?
No.
And discount you?
It's not bullying.
I'm going to tell you,
it's a difference.
We sit up here
and we laugh and joke people every day.
In this particular job
that we are doing now.
We'll crack jokes about people.
We're not necessarily bullying them.
It comes with the gig. It comes with the gig.
It comes with the job.
So they're not bullying Donald Trump or Obama
or Sarah Palin or anybody
when they get up there and make skits.
It's a show wrapped around skits.
About public figures, right?
So I don't think that's bullying.
But now when you are...
You cut my head off in the video, Joe.
You made up a nickname for me.
You are publicly disrespecting me at every turn.
So you and your art can do whatever and under the guise of art.
And I can't do the same in my art.
What is he doing in his art?
Cutting his head off in the video.
That's his video.
You said Saturday Night Live.
They come up with videos and hip hop.
It's what we do.
Great argument.
Now explain all the text messages
and all the nicknames
and all the name calling
I cannot
that's not art at that point
I cannot
I'll tell you
you got a great point
and no way am I agreeing
with the behavior
from either of these gentlemen
and I don't think
I might be wrong
he wasn't dating Shorty
when they was doing that right
I don't know
it was just a part of the show
I don't know
I think
I don't know I don't know. It was just a part of the show. I don't know. I think. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not there.
I don't know.
I don't know, but I know in Kanye's argument, whether they was dating or not, they kissed while he was up there.
True.
So, I mean, I don't know their business, but I could see how Kanye would feel the way.
I just don't like the text.
I don't like it.
I just don't like none of this being played out in the public.
Yeah, whoever posted it
is disgusting.
If this is a true text
and it happened
behind closed doors,
it should have stayed there.
If you really want to see a nigga,
you'll see a nigga.
Right.
On both sides.
I'm in bed with your wife.
It's going to get me to see you.
True.
And telling me where you at.
I asked the location.
Where are you?
Nah, we're not doing this
in your little private room. Okay. So don't ask them where you at. Well, you ask somebody where you at I asked the location where are you nah we not doing this in your little private room
okay
so don't ask him
where he at
will you ask somebody
where they at
you know I'm on my way
to Sunday service
can I go beat you up now
he told you after
Sunday service
I gotta go do church
go do it
afterwards
then come see me
you asked me where I was at
you asked me where I was at
I'll be here
after Sunday service
nah
got shit to do
after Sunday service yeah bet you do shit to do after Sunday service.
Yeah,
but you one of the things.
Yeah,
well,
that would be the case.
Listen,
I'm not talking about
Kanye no more
because he on y'all asses
is talking about him.
He is.
He is.
He told D.L. Hughley
some shit.
He's on D.L. Hughley.
Call that nigga broke
because you ain't got a billion.
I was reading like, well, come on.
Yeah.
Come on.
You hit a bill?
Yeah.
But I mean, he can talk like that.
That's what I'm saying.
He can talk like that.
Damn, he hit a bill.
Well, then anybody broke.
Yeah.
Except for 600 niggas in the whole United States.
Yes.
And they all saying shit.
Yes.
All right.
I'm not agreeing. That's his mindset. Yes. All you niggas broke. whole United States. Yes. And they all saying shit. Yes. All right. I'm not agreeing.
That's his mindset.
Yes.
All you niggas broke.
Y'all can't talk to me.
He's been showing y'all that.
That's the way he's been moving.
Listen, I don't really want to talk about Kanye and Pete.
I only brought it up to talk about what I would do if somebody hit me to tell me about
my kids or my kid's mama.
Or that you sleeping with.
Anything funky or flagrant
come to my text.
I'm not going back and forth with y'all.
I know Kanye's done a lot of fuck shit on it.
I got that.
I'm just talking about what I would do
if I were in that position
where somebody felt that they could do.
I get what you're saying.
You can't talk to me about my kids.
In the bed with your wife,
you might get punched on sight.
In Sunday service. I get what you were saying about that. you might get punched one sight. in Sunday service.
I get what you were
saying about that.
You might get punched
every time I see you.
You should.
You might.
For that line.
But if you've been in the
media for the last
God knows how many weeks
just saying things like,
oh,
like he said,
I don't want her going
to Godless Sierra Canyon
school.
Like he's almost
painting,
he's saying that
there's a difference in parenting styles
and what he wants versus what
Kim wants.
This is what he's doing.
I don't want her on TikTok, but
I don't have a say in how she's doing things.
He's coming in to say, dog,
she's a good mother and you're trying to
paint her this way. It's almost like I'm
defending my girl. Chill out
a little bit homie but
you're out of place that is out of place i'm i'm adamant in my stance i want to say so and
how my kid is raised the daycare the school the food the beliefs the knowledge i want to say in
that and it's normalized in america I'm trying not to get triggered.
It's normalized in America that, hey, the woman just gets more say-so than the man.
Kanye is not really used to that.
He don't know nothing about that.
Nor does he have to succumb to those standards.
So he's acting out.
I don't agree with how he's doing it, but he is acting out.
That's not your place as her boyfriend to say, hey,
she's doing a great job.
I put kids in her.
I'm sure she's doing
a great job. It's not your place.
It's not. It's contingent upon
what she's doing.
You get what I'm saying? You're saying
when it seems abusive, the boyfriend should step in.
He should, fam. He should.
He shouldn't step in to talk about
our parenting style.
He's saying,
yo, dog,
she's doing everything.
All the other shit,
the threats
and the videos,
all of that,
I'm with you.
Once we get,
we should be able to,
if we're going to be petty,
we should be able
to fight each other
and leave my children
out of this,
I would think.
And if my children are to be included in this,
I don't think it's your place as the boyfriend to include them.
I agree with that.
Especially if your very next text is going to be,
I'm in bed with your wife.
That's disgusting.
But I'm saying, I just think that, and again, it's 8 o'clock.
He like, yo, it's 8 in the morning.
Chill out. It don't got to be like this yo, it's 8 in the morning. Chill out.
It don't got to be like this.
So we don't see what led up to that.
Nigga, I woke up at 5.
5 a.m.
It still ain't got to be like this.
8 a.m.
It feel like noon to me.
We sleep.
Yo, I'm on my way.
See, you're going to get punched in the face.
We sleep, baby.
You're getting punched in the face.
As a matter of fact.
Nah, come catch me.
Meet me at the hotel.
You're getting punched in your face.
We, we. You speak French? We sleep. I'm off of fact. Nah, come catch me. Meet me at the hotel. You getting punched in your face. Oui, oui.
You speak French?
I'm off of this.
So, now Pete Davidson's whole crew is attacking Kanye.
They on his ass.
And D.L. Hughley, I'll leave out of this because that's my man.
And they're doing whatever they're doing.
That's none of my business, right?
But this is why I'm mad at hip-hop.
And hip-hop journalism. Like like hip-hop will keep secrets like we the fans you only know what you're supposed to know and i be wanting to know certain shit so charlamagne goes on the radio
and he's been had a little something something with kanye a little t. He's been using his frequency
to just say shit about Kanye.
And now, he's saying
that they had a talk. This was
the breaking news for me in my house.
Yes, that they had a talk a while
back. A screaming match
is how he described it.
They both were yelling.
And then he went on to imply
that he knows the real reason why Kanye is mad.
And he implied it has something to do with Pete Davidson dick.
That part I'll put to the side because it's none of my business and who cares about that.
The part I want to know is Charlamagne and Kanye West was just walking through the beautiful bushes during that interview.
They seemed to have had some type of healthy working relationship at least.
That's the picture you saw.
That's the interview that went out.
They did an interview.
That you saw.
To do that interview, Kanye has to pick you to do that interview
and fly you out here and call you up.
They was doing listening part.
They was kicking it.
And we never got to find out why they stopped.
I want to know.
I want to know what that beef was about.
Could have been about a month.
I know, and I just think as a nosy nigga.
But this be the part about mental health.
Him and Swaight, their interview started off great.
He and Sway was kicking it.
And you see how quickly it turned left?
So Sway controlled it being a professional that he is.
He controlled that interview.
Like, yo, calm down, bro.
Sway's the man.
Shout out to Sway.
Yeah, shout out to Sway.
Like, he controlled it.
He got his professionalism intact. Because at one point at one point he's like nigga we could take these headphones
off turn these cameras and he got and he calmed it down for the interview professionalism but
let's say we not in that environment we could potentially get into a screaming match i'm nosy
i just want to know that's all it's not important you get what i'm saying though like you never know
what happened i want to know nigga me and you have had screaming matches
Quite a few
You get what I'm saying
But me and you scream
And we're arguers
But we could just
Fuck you fuck you
Right
That's it but I'm just saying
Yeah cause you should've done that
Fucking stupid ass light blue deal with Toy
Bitch
You're a nigga that dumb as
And he lost that game
And you lost that game You lost that game and you lost that game
you lost that game
and he lost
buck for the bucket
yeah
we're calling it
it's a bitch
two buckets
I don't have singles
you know how many
dumbass
anyway bro
we ain't talking about
what I believe
but no again
you never know
what happens
and again
they may not even be
that close
so they might take
that shit to heart
contingent upon what got said.
Because you know in the heat of the battle.
If Kanye hear this, he's going to fuck you up.
For what?
Nah, he's going to look for your address.
Yeah, he's going to look for your address.
Yo, he told you.
He can find the address.
You sign in a little DL Hughley-ish.
Yeah, no I'm not.
He said he'd find the address.
He'll find that little East Orange house and come up there.
And he got enough to hurt you.
Yeah, with the choir.
I don't want no problems with Kanye. I ain't saying nothing disrespectful to Kanye. I ain't fighting. I'm not doing enough to hurt you. Yeah, with the choir. I don't want no problems with Kanye.
I ain't saying nothing
disrespectful to Kanye.
I ain't fighting.
I'm not doing nothing
to get sued.
I ain't fighting a soul.
Nope.
You win.
You got it.
I'll go home,
take the loss in private.
Yeah.
A fight is a business
decision, man.
Yeah, when you rich.
That's real.
When you rich.
Or not.
I ain't mad at Kanye, though, now. Now, if this stuff is true, then you rich. That's real. When you rich. Or not. I ain't mad at Kanye, though.
Now, if this stuff is true,
you ain't going to come fuck my wife
with some big-ass dick
and be white.
All right, he going to find out where you live.
He can't do nothing with me.
I massage mine while I do it.
I know it take a little more than dick.
I've rubbed mine down, nigga.
You're going to miss affection or something.
Getting their head before getting their bed.
I'm doing something special.
I feel them, though.
That's got to hurt.
I own the mental first.
Don't come fuck by me with some.
Nah.
Nah.
And then text me.
In the bed?
Yeah.
I watch too many murder mysteries
nigga I have
some chick cut that shit
right off
oh man
she cut that right
it's so easy
to hurt a dude
dudes are so stupid
send the chick out
yeah we just
gonna go
yeah she like me
oh she wanna suck my dick
oh she take me upstairs
right now
that scene is in almost
60% of murder mysteries the guy at the bar with the girl come on I wanna me upstairs right now. That scene is in almost 60% of murder mystery.
The guy at the bar with the girl.
Come on, I want to go upstairs right now.
You're going to die.
I'm going to kill you.
The fake page that he thinks is a girl is really the dude setting them up.
That's what's happening.
See, that's why I don't fuck fake pages no more.
That's a joke.
Everything when the cameras are on
is just for comedic
action and relief.
But you can.
It don't have to be true.
You can just say what you want.
Yeah, moving on.
I'm done with this.
Yeah, I'm off this.
I'm done with this.
Shout out to all parties involved.
Thoughts and prayers.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I hope it goes great.
What else we got
that's important?
Do y'all believe
that Tekashi's broke?
No. No.
No.
I believe that he's probably not making as much money as he was a few years ago.
How many years since he's been released?
I don't think he's broke.
He said...
Black is so relative.
Dude said he had to send him $20 for gas.
That's what he said?
That's what he said.
Now, Tekashi is apparently supposed to pay
restitution fees to victims.
Okay.
I don't know how many victims there are,
but
that's what this proceeding is about.
And that's why he's saying, I'm broke, I'm broke.
I don't have it. My livelihood has been affected.
I'm not the star that I was.
My ability, I don't have the same
ability to move around
do touring
COVID
my image
he's doing all of that
you know you've been through this before
I'm broke
I don't have it
and
if I pay the restitution fees
if you
if that's the verdict
then I might be
done forever
that's what he said
now that's what you're supposed to say
yeah
so
I paid this no mind originally
cause that is what you're supposed to say. Yeah. So, I paid this no mind originally because that is what you're supposed to say.
But, I don't know, man.
This is the one case where I think it might be the truth.
Or borderline.
Or close to it.
His livelihood is definitely been affected.
I agree with that.
And he had a high lifestyle.
And I haven't been paid for none of the people I made the bet with before he came out. None of y'all paid mine. I agree with that. And he had a high lifestyle. And I haven't been paid
for none of the people
I made the bet with
before he came out.
None of y'all paid me.
I made bets.
I was sure on this,
like the Rams and the Super Bowl.
You niggas,
Ian, you owe me money.
A couple niggas owe me money, man.
I said he would not be able
to come out and kick ass
and tour all crazy
and all of this wild shit
and brand be even bigger
because nobody cares
about snitching.
No, that's wrong.
That's wrong. Of course he can't do that and all that security detail costs it's expensive and if you ain't got one of them fucking what's the name is it's gumbo gumya i don't know gumbo
if you ain't got a gumbo then who the fuck is paying for that you
no i do believe he's bleeding money it has been bleeding money for a while Then who the fuck is paying for that? You?
Nah.
I do believe he's bleeding money.
It has been bleeding money for a while.
I don't think he's broke to the extent of what they're saying, though.
That's all. 6ix9ine also said that his record deal with 10,000 Projects has expired, and with it, a merchandise deal.
See?
If that's true, I believe it.
It would explain the slowdown.
His manager also said,
I got X amount of deals worth X amount of money
on the table that we just signed for him.
Well, that's going to be true.
Look at the rest.
I did receive large advances under the recording artists
and merchandising agreements prior to my arrest, the rapper
stated in the docs. However, I do not
receive any royalties under those agreements
either since my royalty accounts
remain unrecooped.
That's possible. Big deal.
That is possible. Big deal
and breaking news. You're
unrecooped? I don't see
how that's possible. Welcome to the music
business. Right. Yeah, true,'s possible. Welcome to the music business.
Yeah, true, true.
And should that be the case?
It shouldn't.
No.
Not with his little three-year run.
Right.
That was a nice little quick, short run he had.
And I could be wrong.
I don't think there was a lot of samples or anything like where it's some obvious. But not only that, he might have, with the case coming down and everything,
he might have took some extra money from the label.
That's a fact.
A lot of times, you know, I know I got a big legal charge to fight.
I know I'm going to need security, X, Y, and Z.
I'm going to take some more money up front, not knowing what I'm giving up.
And the legal fees probably cracked his ass, too.
I'm sure.
No doubt about it.
He was on trial for his life, literally.
Yeah.
Well, and then the other part about that is he did release music
while he was on house arrest he had all the uh star tenders go up there to the painted hidden
house and shoot that video then he shot another vid i think that nicky vid was uh was his record
so now you had records and whoever was in charge they ain't see it they didn't see whatever they needed to see to keep
continuing this somebody on house arrest uh or just with all this time on their hands he should
have been right right back right back right back right back but no begs the question why
i'll never understand when people go away and they go, well, I do understand. I know why. I know why.
People come back to some of the problems that they left.
Like Bobby is going through whatever he's going through with the label.
That existed before you left.
Tekashi was young enough.
He probably didn't know nothing about recouping and security detail and this. And you don't think it's going to stop.
You're spending money like crazy.
They had shit with him giving his mom's money, and he was just blowing money.
When he first came home, he was like, nigga, I got this right here.
This cost such and such.
This piece cost such and such.
Like, nigga had a million dollars of jewelry on his neck.
I know.
I just want niggas to start telling me when it's borrowed money or their money.
Is this borrowed shine, or is this your shit going on?
Oh, I'm so,
I was so mad.
I boycotted Starlet's Bond
if Star Tender's going to do
this fucking video.
It was disgusting.
It was nasty.
Nasty, nasty, nasty.
But I understand it.
He's spending money.
Again, he's just spending money
left and right.
He's had an expensive
couple years.
Shit, even when he first came home,
he had the little secret house
and the neighbor saw him taking a picture, saw him on the balcony.
He's like, oh, shit, he lives next door to me.
They had to come move him out immediately to another house.
Like, all that shit add up.
Yeah, it does.
You can't, with no more money coming in,
what, are you going to keep borrowing against yourself?
What you got to borrow against?
Eventually, the credit line's going to run out.
See, that's back to Royce coming back here,
coming here last part saying, yo, my name is my name.
And that's all that.
It's so important, yo.
It's so important.
What do you mean?
As a man, why you got to ask yourself what else is there to borrow against?
Like, that's disgusting.
I understand how it happens.
You sign your way into these positions.
But back to my cellar brick joke.
Go do something.
What can you do as a man when there's no one to rely on but yourself?
When there's no one to lean on.
When you got to actually think, tighten the fucking boots up,
and get out in the hog pen and chase the nigga.
Do you know a lot of niggas wouldn't even know how
to even start? Yeah. Listen, niggas
can call me what they want. I
lose respect for the guy that don't know how to do it.
I'm telling you though, there's a lot of people
that just ain't never had to do it, yo.
A lot of these kids get signed when they're 18
years old. They never were faced with that.
It sounds good in their
music, but they ain't never really
been faced with having to get it on their own i don't want to stay on them take yourself for
example right you had a monster hit so let's just say your career took off like it was projected to
do now all of a sudden it did nigga fuck you talking about projected to do it did so let's just say
oh you
I didn't say nothing
nah let's say
get your shit on
LA and J
don't come to Def Jam
and your career and the label support and all that stuff
stays the same see I corrected that
okay boom
thank you friend
nigga know what happened
So now
So look
If that takes place
Then all of a sudden
You just get this major drop off
When you 30
It's easy to say
Yo go get it
When you 30
Nigga I never had to go get it
So it's like trying to teach a fucking
You have to learn how to go get it now
And you gonna go through these periods
Of dormancy and desperation
Yeah but you still have to learn to go get it
Yeah but see a lot of times
I'm talking about
A nigga don't learn how to go get it
Until they exhaust all the options
Yeah
He might still
I'm taking a loan out on this
And I'm taking more money from the label here
That's in his mind
Or not just him but
In the example
That's me going out to go get it I'm a pop I'm a catch one I'm going to label him. In his mind, or not just him, but in the example, that's me going out
to go get it.
I'm going to pop.
I'm going to catch one.
I'm going to catch one.
But once you have
no option left,
then it's just you.
That's when you learn
who you really are.
That's true.
Then you got to go get it.
That's when you learn
what you really made of
and you learn.
It's just you.
But you know what?
The flip side of that
is,
you know what we're saying,
you got to tighten your boots and you learn how to go out and get it. The flip side of that is, you know what we're saying, you got to tighten your boots and you learn how to go out and get it.
The flip side of that, while you're doing that,
you got to ask yourself, what does it cost you to live?
Seeing people neglect that one.
By my calculation, Tekashi don't need, if he's independent
and he owns his own shit, which he doesn't, I get it.
He don't need to sell so many
records to have a long fucking career he only need to sell well no because fix it up well no if
if takashi 69 sells 30 000 records every year for the next 10 years he could be fine but what
does it cost him to be fine?
I was about to say,
you're fine and his fine might be different.
Well, that's where the problem is.
My fine and his fine might be different.
You don't need to hair dye every day, nigga.
Go a few days with your own hair.
What?
That costs money.
I agree.
It's one of the things that people look at
when they get in a girl.
This hair, makeup, all of this every day every where's he going to without that security
look who he was before the hair dye i couldn't get it then so i don't know how to this is all
i know how to be i have to maintain this it's no different than somebody who create their lifestyle
not saying him but somebody who just make up i was in the street i did x y and z and that's what
worked for you now you gotta kind of be married to the lie or the image because who you really are
don't get it done that's what people fuck up at you can't pull up in a 19
bins he can't he can't do that you're also announced to me no and you know better than that perception is everything i'm
talking about for me i'm talking about for an artist of his magnitude that a part of his brand
was money money money jewelry wow expensive elaborate shit because if i'm the judge that
he writing that little letter to i want to see the repo man pick up the cars i want to see every chain at the pawn
shop there are things that i'm looking for to let me know that you are assetless not your words
you gotta be fucking shitting me and hey you gotta go build another front this takashi shit
is a front you don't know how to go get it as Daniel now then what's the next what's the next one you gotta be able to do it
you done manipulated gangs
and fucking
everybody else
if you actually use that
brain power
for something good
but it's cool
I'm off him
off him
I mean
we was talking about
contract shit
y'all wanna talk about Conway
let's go
let's go right to it
talk about Conway
the part that they don't
ever wanna fucking talk about go ahead let them know what about Conway? Let's go. Let's go. Right to it. Talk about Conway? Right to it. The part that they don't ever want to fucking talk about.
Go ahead. Let them know what happened. Conway is on The Breakfast Club
saying that
he didn't even read his first contract.
The Griselda contract.
Things, you know,
will work themselves out
with Griselda. You know what I'm saying?
What do you mean? Like Griselda get a label deal?
Nah. Just me just being more involved like i'm gonna keep behind it when i did when we did that in the beginning i really wasn't all the way man i'm gonna keep it a buy and even read that
contract bro i ain't read that i just signed that and moved on and unfortunately the contracts wasn't in my favor so now going forward that isn't
it's time for you know to re redo all that i gotta make sure if it's if it's in my favor now like
you know i mean i'm a way to gazelle the flag regardless because i i built you know what i'm
saying i was hands-on with you know what i'm saying me and wes so you know we can we can you know we can figure something out which I'm sure
we will you know I mean but you know that's the first honestly man I'm hoping that and there it
is there it is yeah at least he kept it a buck I didn't read that shit
cause what happened
too many times is
the artist will see
what I'm getting right now
right
cool you giving me this
but then when you find out
later on
oh shit
this is what y'all making
oh no y'all robbing me but fam these are the details of
your contract that you signed you can't get mad at the company for getting that off if you signed
it i know i sound crazy when i say that but you really can't you can and you can't i think it
depends on who's giving you the contract i think that matters to most people
so i think that if you love somebody and you trust somebody like a lot of times we're gonna
take it out of business real quick a lot of times these people come from the street together
so their family and they were late and they was in the street right so we can use them so if i'm
trusting you to have my life
in your hand sometimes in street shit why would i think that you will fuck me in business so i'm
not looking at it because this is my man or this is my cousin or this is my uncle or this is my
brother that we've been in some shit before like real life or death situations we've got money
before in the street and we handled ourselves accordingly
when it came to street business so i don't think sometimes people look at it like yo once we get
on papers it's gonna be any different so you're not even really looking at it i'm not saying that
it's justifiable or you know it's a good course of action that just might be where somebody's head space is what i'm trying to not use the topic to
talk about other things i mean i don't know the details of this contract or anything um what i
have seen happen with people who get in a position to give out a contract. Like, you know, Puff's
name comes up a lot.
I learned one way.
You get what I'm saying? I don't really know
that I'm fucking you like that.
This is typical business contract.
Oh shit.
You know, you're unhappy.
What are we going to do, but it's not like I came out the
gate with the intention on fucking you, unless it's some bullshit, like you're straight out,
because some, you know, it could be that too, but I'm just, I don't,
basically what I'm saying in this situation,
like,
again, you sign a contract.
You niggas be signing contracts without fucking reading them.
Somebody will tell you,
yo, go get a lawyer.
And you'll go get a lawyer
and still not go over the shit
with your fucking lawyer.
Sure.
You will be concerned
with one thing and one thing only.
This has been a reoccurring conversation on this podcast.
Yo, how much money do I get?
Well, they got all the money
in the world to give.
That ain't the important part.
What am I giving up?
What else is in the contract?
What is it costing me
to get this money?
And y'all don't read it.
That's true.
Y'all don't even put
the due diligence in picking the right person to read it
see that's what honestly that's the part that pisses me off when i hear these contract talks
it's like you you wanted the money you got the money and now who you mad at so now once you
realize oh shit there's more at play here there's's more money being made. I don't get none of that.
I gave up my rights to it.
The first thing they do is scream, somebody's robbing me.
Now you come in here with the homie card.
And I don't think that he implied that.
No, no, no.
We see label contracts play out all the time.
Yeah, we've seen this a million times.
I've just seen NBA Youngboy screaming, yo, Atlantic is robbing they artists.
Atlantic is robbing they artists.
Uh-huh.
All right, how much did you get
When you signed your deal up front
Yeah we always skipped up
That's true
What did you give up
To get that amount of money
Even the YouTube shit
When we talked about it
I thought the day was fucked up
But then when they said
They gave him a huge
Huge huge advance
Yeah
Yeah
We ain't giving you
Something for nothing
We see the value in you
Yeah
So if you want
you want this bag
take it
and this is business
so that's why
we was willing to give you
that much money
cause we knew
we was gonna recoup
our bread off the back end
because you was that high
we knew
that's true
so yeah this is what you want
you want these pennies to us
I know it's a lot to you
but if you want these
you can have it
sign here though
niggas be wanting the shortcuts
I don't wanna pay the lawyer I don't one to shortcuts. I don't want to pay the lawyer.
I don't want to pay this person.
I don't want to pay this person.
You have to pay these people,
yo,
and hopefully they're good.
And hopefully they find some stuff and get,
and listen to you and get some commentary and then shoot it back to the other
attorney.
Guess what?
The other attorney is normally pretty good.
Sure.
Hopefully yours is good good now what happens is
and this is what i heard used to be happening in the bad boy shit um you assume somebody got your
best interest at heart mistake one so you are now using their attorney right that drew up the
contract he representing both of y'all that no you know what else that's in those days what happened yo here this paper bag go
with a hundred grand in it that's right here go the keys to the whip and a diamond chain that's
the same thing and you 17 in the projects no like son is i think jada said pardon me if i'm
misquoting him but i think jada kiss was like, you 17, 18, you from the street, you think
that they lawyer is your
lawyer. No, that's
his lawyer. All right, all of that's cool for
the young act that may not know any better.
It's happened to me. It's happened to
many young acts.
I don't know how old Conway is, but
I'm talking to the adults.
And today. I'm talking
about today. Today is different. The adults and the fucking information age is what I'm talking to the adults. And today. I'm talking about today. Today is different.
The adults in the fucking information age.
That's true.
Is what I'm talking about.
That's true.
And without saying it, that same at this age is saying, yo, I don't have a lawyer.
Still.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't read it.
I just signed it.
No, not just. it's just so much information
like you can set up
an LLC
in fucking
an hour
you know what I'm saying
like it's certain shit
you could do
to protect yourself
and you hear about it
all the time so
if me and it set up
an LLC in an hour
and he get a lawyer
guess who else get a lawyer
me
I don't care if we have
the same LLC
that's true
who is representing me in respect to him that's true lawyer. Me. I don't care if we have the same LLC. That's right.
Who is representing me in respects to him.
That's true.
Like people just say shit
in the sound.
And then what.
Yeah.
And then wonder why.
Like I'm off it because then I
come in here and speak from the
Atlantic side on NBA young boy
shit and all the idiots out there
like oh Republican.
No not Republican.
It's not Republican. Listen. Everybody out there oh Republican no not Republican it's not Republican
listen
everybody out there
it's nobody's job
to look out for you
but you
that's just it
stop thinking
this person
it's nobody's job
to protect your interests
but you
that's true
and if
and your lawyer if you
well yeah
hopefully
but you're paying him
but you're paying him
so that's your decision to get that lawyer.
You are protecting your interest by getting that lawyer.
So it's still you doing it.
No doubt.
Stop thinking everybody else...
You just can't move like that, unfortunately.
I agree.
Get smarter, man.
We see this happening too much.
And that's why I really champion when you hear Doughboy, when you hear Capella Gray.
Even when you hear Lady London and them coming here.
And they young, dog.
They could be our children.
And they come in here and they like, nope, nope, nope.
I ain't taking that.
I'm not taking that.
Nope, nope, nope.
I was hot already when I got there.
They come in there acting like they put their dick on the table for the label. Like, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. No, no, no. I was hot already when I got there. Like, they come in there acting like they put their dick on the table for the label.
Like, I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
You kind of got to appreciate that.
Yeah, hell yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Because they taking the information and they ingesting it and they doing something with it.
So you kind of got to, you know.
Well, not only that, you appreciate the people that got hot before the label stepped in.
Yeah.
True.
Normally, when you're in this situation situation it's I see something in you
that you don't see in you
and I'm offering you
a lump sum right now
and hopefully I can capitalize
on the back
it's not
oh you
master P in your hood
and hey I'm trying to
like
that's why every time
every time these conversations
come up
I think about Fetty Wap
yeah man
they had an entire album
of hits
made before
the label stepped to him.
Yeah.
I was watching Fetty
perform in Vegas
recently.
I don't like Fetty.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
What you mean?
They fucked him, man.
He's supposed to be
he's supposed to never
have to work again.
They fucked him, yo.
That
you
we still ain't seen
nothing happen like that. Even with Lil Baby and all these n you, you, we still ain't seen nothing happen like that.
Even with Lil Baby and all these niggas out.
We still ain't seen.
Not that.
That's true.
That.
That's true.
That was a hell of a summer.
Honestly, he should really never have to work again.
Mm-hmm.
True.
And live a, like, you know, a nice little lifestyle without ever having to really work again.
Mm-hmm.
I want to fuck you up right now.
Why? What I did.
Why don't he cut his braids and remove his tattoos?
This is an old Patreon fight.
I'm not getting into it with you.
I agree with you.
He shouldn't have to work here.
He shouldn't.
And even if he does, right, there should have just been more after that.
As a New Jersey native, nah, they fucked us up.
They fucked us up. We deserved up we deserved more it's your
fault wait huh you're supposed to holler at the young guy and say yo what could i have done for
at the time yo you're getting hot out here let me come holler at you make sure you're an independent
lyrical miracle rapper i'm watching somebody in New Jersey that has different aspirations. They shooting for superstardom.
He was there.
Go.
No, he hit it.
He was there.
That nigga came out
and performed at the...
I'm convinced.
No, he was at the cusp.
He was almost there.
That nigga performed
with a wheelchair,
my nigga,
at award shows.
What I'll say to you is this.
If he was almost there,
he wouldn't be where he is now.
It's impossible. Good point. He needed more. And that's why I'm mad. If he was almost there, he wouldn't be where he is now.
It's impossible.
He needed more.
And that's why I'm mad.
Because he was on it.
One more.
He was on his way.
One more of them.
Do that one more album.
One more of them.
That's what I said.
One more of those.
Or just have another year of that output if that's even possible.
See, I think that crash also fucked it up.
When he had that motorcycle crash, that sat him down for a minute.
And that changed the trajectory of everything.
It does.
Oh, please.
It did.
It really did, bro.
It really did.
The shows, everything.
He tried to perform with the wheelchair,
couldn't do it the same.
Like, yo, when you fuck up,
like, it slow you down,
certain acts.
Nah, just a break.
A break.
If the Fetty Wap story
goes the way I envision it,
then he got three hits in the tuck at the time that that accident happens.
Yeah, it was a mismanagement of assets.
Yeah, he could sit home and he had it.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Fetty Wap, we love you, man.
Yeah, word is real.
We love you.
And I'm mad I didn't show you more love.
I'm mad I didn't know What's happening before Like my way
So I was late
I was late
We might not see
That type of run
Hillary Clinton came out
To a song
About this nigga
Cooking coke
Fucking Hillary Clinton
Yeah but the white people
Yeah but she was pandering
The white people
Don't do that
She had hot sauce
In her bag
All that bullshit
You are correct What I'm saying you are correct.
What I'm saying is
the president-to-be at that time
came out to a song
about this nigga cooking crack.
That's how hot it was.
And then them emails came out.
As soon as they did that,
you can't look like you like hip-hop.
They get some dirt on you.
That's crazy.
What else?
What else?
So that's it with Griselda
we don't have any
out of respect for Griselda
I'm not talking about
the topic
the way that it should
be spoken about
but this is insane yo
this is insane
and it makes a lot of sense
and how do you fix it
see I wanna be
I want the tea
I'm nosy.
Hip-hop keep giving you half of a fucking story.
Don't give me the problem without the solution.
How he fix it is he got to go higher.
No, but he said he think they're going to come together and get it handled.
He's optimistic that they're going to come together and get it handled.
That's my statement.
Go get, like you should have had, lawyers.
Let your lawyers talk to them.
It's your family, my nigga.
Okay.
You got to be optimistic that you and your family going to fix it's your family my nigga okay you got to be optimistic
that you and your family gonna fix it you have to be optimistic i'm not saying that you don't
still do due diligence to get it handled but you got to believe that you and your blood family are
thicker than if i believe that i don't we don't get this interview that way
if if i truly believe that we could have gotten this done
he's not talking that way
he didn't say nothing
spicy that I heard
it wasn't
I only heard the one
it wasn't spicy
it's not spicy
but it's
he still sounded optimistic
he still sounded optimistic
though
okay
nothing
just my opinion
I don't speak on Griselda
they hate when I do that
so I'ma shut up.
Yeah,
because you ain't no Griselda fan.
Fuck out of here.
Yeah,
you're right.
And Cowboy's got one of the better albums
so far this year.
I know some of that is in there.
I'm going back to that album,
yo.
I know it's in there.
Yeah.
I know it's in there.
What's the song you told me to check?
Stressed.
Yeah,
no,
I'ma go.
I hear the rap lyrics different so I don't
be wanting to listen
to these niggas
put the trauma back in me
for real I hear mad trauma
when I listen to the rappers
and some of the R&B too
anyway
alright what else is important
we covered Fetty Wap
Tekashi
Kanye
Pete Davidson
like
oh shit that wasn't even
on our topic list.
Murder.
That's what's funny.
All right.
Look at your murder.
I was murder.
Pete did he name me pretty.
I see what you did.
That's right.
It falls in line.
Hey.
It falls in line with the same conversation.
And we back at it.
Where's my phone at, man?
I'm calling Mason.
Enough of this.
Enough of this, nigga.
It's been 25 years.
What happened?
Are you cool with this nigga or not?
I don't think so.
Yeah, but I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Let me see what's going on.
All right.
And I text this nigga to eyes.
Hey, hey, hit me back.
Guys must know like-
Your call has been forwarded.
Nah, I'm double calling, Mace, I'm double calling.
I'm double calling.
People don't respond to that.
Your call has been.
Oh, no.
That let me know that you hit and declined.
No, I'm calling again.
I'm calling again.
Holy joke.
Your call.
Boo.
I don't like that.
But anyway, somebody cue up the record.
I got it
what were y'all doing
as I was fucking
triple calling another man
absolutely nothing
oh thanks
thanks support
let me just ask you though
why are you sending the eyes
I'm not talking to you
it's cause you
got an androids
it's nothing you could've done
in this situation
thank you bro
I don't think dudes
take the eyes the right way
did T-Mobile fix your shit
they did what they had to do for you
they got a new phone
yeah dudes do not
take the eyes the right way
by the way
yeah that's what I'm saying I don't think dudes take the eyes the right way Joe
You don't have a good track record with the eyes
With guys?
Yeah
How many guys I send the eyes to?
I was about to say
You send guys your eyes on a norm?
I send the eyes to people when I'm looking for them
I'm
What does the eyes mean?
I see what you're doing
It could mean different shit
Yo where you at? What what's up i'm peeking
i'm looking the eyes that not just hit a nigga with a year yeah that's your interpretation yeah
yeah that's you just say you're yo i put mad r's on a year yeah you're so much easier to just
hit the eyes and go about my day yeah but the year you know what the year is well the niggas
i keep sending eyes to
won't fucking respond to the eyes.
Because they take it the wrong way.
That's what I'm telling you.
No, you don't have to take it anyway
if you reply to a text.
Nah.
If you reply to a text,
you won't have to take it no way.
I'm going to tell you exactly what it is
the second you say something bad.
Say something bad.
Yeah, hey, what's up?
Anything.
So you say yurt instead of the eyes.
Oh, nigga, knock it off.
Knock it off.
Knock it off.
I'm just saying you open to the eyes.
What is Mase doing?
And we definitely not goals and we definitely not walls you could fill it in your soul Wayne We ain't nothin' nigga, we ain't nothin' nigga, we ain't nothin' nigga, we ain't nothin' nigga
I'm an unapologist, new women like Solomon
I could burn bridge, walk water like the prophets did
I could read niggas' futures like astrologers
Why I'm so clean, I'm the next thing to godliness
Niggas tryna starve my kids and get my money to his firstborn
I'm not the nigga post to work for him
You post to teach Coach MP about a legacy
Instead the niggas follow you, you teach them treachery
And now you saying you check for me without a check for me
Know what you talking about, this murder niggas double jeopardy
Niggas saying let it go, you buggin' nigga, I can't let it be
Tell niggas don't call for me, I can only talk for me
I know what my budget read.
I read the budget every week.
I'm on a no way out tour, but it's a way out for me.
They can try to dangle money.
They didn't think I'd ever leave.
Niggas never pay the artists, but they love to pay the freaks.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate right there.
We can pay some freaks.
We ain't nothing, nigga.
And we definitely not goals. And we definitely not woes. You can feel it in your soul. We ain't foes and we definitely not bros. We ain't nothing, nigga. And we definitely not foes.
And we definitely not foes.
You can feel it in your soul.
We ain't nothing, nigga.
We ain't nothing, nigga.
Turn it off.
React.
Thank you.
What you got?
I wasn't ready for Mase with the auto-tune.
Yeah, musically, I don't really care for it.
I like the theory of airing out your grievances on a record.
But sonically, they didn't do it for me.
I like the way Mace does this.
Like, Mace just wake up one day and will choose violence.
Last time he dropped the Oracle, same thing.
Nobody knew it was coming.
He just woke up like here and then goes back into whatever he's doing.
I don't love the YouTube only drop, but, I mean,
maybe he's got some type of situation that that makes sense for.
Or can't.
Could be. I guess that could be
the case too.
My stance is
the same. Pick up the phone,
call a nigga, see what you can do.
This does nothing to me except dig you a bigger
grave. Sell a brick.
That too. Like, yo,
this just digs you a bigger grave. Rob someone. That too. Like, yo, this just digs you a bigger grave.
Rob someone.
Let me ask you, Ish,
if I've tried to reach out
to said person,
I've exhausted
all my options,
but I'm frustrated as fuck.
I'm watching you
run around here.
You work for Billy.
You doing this.
You doing this.
I see it.
That's hate and pocket watching.
That's hate and pocket watching.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah no it is no i'm
agreeing but if i feel i'm just saying feelings yeah yeah it's like it's like bro i'm agreeing
with y'all or apparently i'm not talking about feelings feelings if i feel there's no right or
wrong in the feelings if i feel i'm old something there's no no no no no stop that stop that and
that's the because that's what he's saying no that's what he's saying fuck what he's saying we're
not going to teach wrong there's no such thing as i feel i'm old there's no such thing as it
you are either old or you're not or you are not old there is no right or wrong in feelings
everyone can have them bro whatever they got them from
there's no when it's fact time you have to provide facts you cannot keep saying that
someone is stealing or has stolen from you because you feel that way you have to be able to prove
that and in listening to him it don't sound like he can't it sound like he's saying are you taking
my money i read the budget you're taking my shit you're paying for freaks you're paying for your
first son your oldest son's this your first born you're paying for it like no you can't do that
mace i was calling mace to say that you can't do this this is not even just on the being on the side of puff in x amount of years
what have you done with the rights that you have see now i say i'm republican but it's true
if you if you haven't shown me the ability to earn or be an earner not not anywhere near the
same level that you were but just a high earner, period,
then it clearly
explains the reason why somebody had to
come to you with a check and see some talent in you
back in the day and negotiate the contract the way it was negotiated.
We just said that.
I disagree with that, but... How?
Because he was a kid.
And you're a kid from Harlem.
You ain't got shit.
He said out of his own mouth,
they was the dirty niggas, him and his sister was the broke dirty niggas, like yo,
Cam gave me his leftovers, like I took his hand-me-downs, we was bums, he said that,
so if you are in a situation like that, and Puff comes, and you starving, and you broke,
and you desperate, you sign whatever you gotta to sign to get your sister and your mother
and your family in a better situation.
That's what's going to happen nine times out of 10.
Now you get the more information,
but you've already signed your life on the line
and now you kind of stuck.
So I see where his frustration lies.
I just don't look at this as a
positive thing to change your situation the kind of stuck
thing is the line that i'm talking about that separates people he only know how to make money
one way since he's been a kid sorry so learn something new that's true sorry you could that
has nothing to do with me that's true this is one of the brightest pins of my childhood of our
childhood when it was a contract situation he left and went to the church.
Then he came back.
You have to find a way to earn as a man.
That's my reoccurring point.
I get that.
Sometimes the nigga that you leaned on
won't be there.
And you can't diss them
for the next 30 years about it.
Because if you had a leg to stand on, a lawyer would take it for free.
A lawyer for free would come to you and say, oh, we can get that.
True.
That's not what's happening.
It's not.
So we just get hurt and pain in the form of record and fans eat it up because we love mess and music.
True.
But I don't think Puff is paying this any mind.
I don't think so either.
I don't think so either.
I no longer work for Revolt.
I just don't think he's paying it any mind.
I was going to address Ice and say that...
Oh, yeah.
I think that what Mace is doing...
This was a reply to that.
I think that what Mace is doing,
he thinks he's gonna get some leverage by damaging
this dude's character in the public eye
or something like that
you're not because one Mace ain't Mace
no more
you get what I'm saying like it ain't like
a big artist doing this in the public
Mace ain't Mace no more
and Puff ain't Puff no more. The Puff that you knew.
This thing is on a higher plane.
So it ain't going to really
make the waves
that you think it's going to make
outside this little hip hop community.
Even if it do.
If we got...
They're not going to get you paid.
If the contracts say this,
I'm legally within my rights
to do...
The fuck you want me to do?
Conduct business.
Like the one thing I keep seeing
that they go back to is
because he tried to buy
his publishing rights
for two million
back in 2020.
Okay.
I felt it was worth four.
It ain't for sale.
Yeah, it's not for sale.
I'm not selling it.
It's mine.
I'm not selling you your shit.
The same way you shouldn't
have sold it to me back then maybe.
Or I might think
it's worth 10 million.
Yeah.
We just don't agree on a number
that's possible that is definitely possible um but i don't want to hear auto-tune diss track
yeah i'm gonna speak about the music because i don't know what their contract situation is
didn't didn't love it and on the contract side i don't know i don't love it i don't know i just
don't know but i will agree with with you now that you had ample time.
You had money at first.
You could have went to college.
You could have did a bunch of things.
You could have started a label.
You could have did more shit.
Men have to support themselves, yo.
You could have did more shit.
I'm not leaving my very consistent point.
I agree with that.
Men have to find a way to support themselves without being salty at other men for stopping your lifeline or
your water or whatever the fuck nigga said i agree with that if i could do it then you can do it
yeah and if i'm not mistaken favio signed to me make me sign him
oh and what they say is that mace didn't present him with a beautiful contract. That wasn't the best contract. That's what they say out there.
I don't know what it is.
I think they got that from a Fabio interview.
Is that right, Alex?
You can look it up,
but I'm pretty sure that they got that from a Fabio interview.
So it's like,
dog,
I don't want to hear that shit.
I don't want to hear that shit.
It ain't like you went through what you went through and then tried to clean
it up moving forward for artists to come.
I don't know. I really would have liked to get Mace on the phone to hear what he had to say about it uh at the 11 minute point of the interview fabio talked about signing with
mace after the release of yeah no it's fine i'm not i'm not looking at it right now but they said
that um but i fuck with mace i love mace one of my favorite rappers of time, and I hope he's cool. Me too. But in 2022, the auto-tune pump this.
And just to clear up, it looks like it was actually favorable, because he didn't take
any of this publishing rights.
He's a zero publisher.
Yeah, he didn't.
It's not what we thought.
So I don't want to put that on him, that he gave-
Fabio clarified that he's in a good deal with Mase.
He even gave a shout out.
Oh, great.
Great.
So we take that back. Yeah, we take that mud on. Oh, great. Great. So we take that back.
Yeah, we take that back.
Let's not put that mud on Mace's name.
Yep.
I'm going to report that correctly.
And what I will say is that I hope there's a way in the future that this can get worked
out with Mace and Puff.
Clearly, there's something of value that Mace feels is his and he wants back.
But to Isha's point Putting records out like this
Ain't gonna help get it done
It's not gonna help the situation
Not at all
Even if I was thinking
Even if I woke up in a good mood today
And thought about it
Pull up that Puff reply
You know what I'm saying
Even if I woke up in a good mood
And thought about it
You know what
I'm feeling
I might just
Oh word
Man fuck that
At least make the music a slap
It's my only thing
Like that shit wasn't a slap
and this is just super direct from Puff
stop all your crying bitching and moaning
hustle harder get the fuck out our way
ended it off with love
yeah
yeah
shut the fuck up and go
ah
celebrate
do something
do something
cause I don't wanna sound like I'm being fucking passive but even though do something do something because I don't want to sound like
I'm being fucking
passive
but even though
even though this applies
here too
I believe that was
in response to
Freddie P from the band
it applies to it all
but I'm saying it applies
I just want to
there will be a long list
of people
I'm waiting for the next one
out of my life to pop up
come on
come on
who else you got for me now
I think it's clear
I think the way is clear.
But I won't be shocked.
Stop your crying,
bitching, and moaning. Hustle harder or get the fuck
out of our way.
Yeah.
Kim Kardashian said like the white girl version
of that and they tore her ass up all over the internet.
They sure did.
She said work harder.
They was like, what?
Let me tell you something.
Like, whoa, you can't even say work harder.
No.
It was work harder to this.
Yeah, especially because she came from a wealthy family.
I think it was the gist of motion.
Work harder to this the same way that.
Work ain't work though.
It's not what God gonna say that.
And y'all know I'm typically on the other side of this coin.
But her telling people to work,
it's people out here that work their asses off, my nigga.
And that's what they told her.
And they can't remotely get to nowhere.
So it's not just work.
It's work.
It's luck.
It's privilege.
Privilege.
Opportunity.
Brain power.
Because sometimes it's not even privilege.
It's just, in her case case it's a little privilege but her father might have worked i'm sure you get what i'm saying
like what i'm saying trey might have it easier than you because you work you hear what i'm saying
so i'm just saying it's a bunch of things that somebody still work though it's a bunch of shit
that goes into this outside of just work.
So you can't just say work because to the working class motherfucker, that sounds blasphemous.
When I work 70 hours a week and I don't make ends meet.
Right.
You can't just say work.
Shut up.
But what if Kim works 70 hours a week?
I wasn't trying to defend her.
You work 70.
No, you're right.
She probably does.
Yeah.
But you started from a different position.
Okay.
So some people.
Had an advantage.
We'll look at it that way.
Had an advantage.
You get what I'm saying?
So I'm not.
Again, so that's why I brought up her dad.
Like they were born into a better situation because somebody somewhere did some work.
Whether illegal, legal, whatever the case may be.
I don't know.
A motherfucker put you in a position of
I just don't like holding people's advantage.
Her message was right. It was just the wrong message.
I don't like that. I don't like that either.
I'm not a fan of that. Of what?
Holding someone's advantage against them.
It ain't her fault she had an advantage.
There's people that had advantages and fucked it up.
And didn't do nothing with it. That's a fact.
Speaking of. Hey Alex.
Can you look up if Dawson is Rosario's real last name? advantages and fucked it up and didn't do nothing with it that's a fact speaking of hey alex can
you look up if uh dawson is rosario's real last name okay some people go ahead some people didn't
do nothing with their privilege yeah some people had their privilege and their advantages and still
fucked it away so some people but be but be clear nigga the privilege was still that was your thing
some motherfuckers did not have that.
Thank you.
I agree.
You get what I'm saying?
I agree.
Some people didn't have that.
I'm just saying, I don't like to, because a person still busts their ass, even with
privilege, with an advantage, I don't like to take that away from them.
I think that's true.
You get what I'm saying?
I'm with you.
Shorty works.
Probably her ass off.
Her ass off.
You know what I'm saying?
There's a lot of motherfuckers that a sex tape came out about that ain't be able to
flip it and do something with it. There was a lot of groupies saying there's a lot of motherfuckers that a sex tape came out about that ain't be able to flip it
and do something with it
it was a lot of groupies
it was a lot of
party girls
I don't want to call her
a groupie or a party girl
but that didn't
manifest this
I'm not disagreeing
I'm saying
but to poor people
you can't say
yo just shut up and work
oh yeah
that's the same
that's what the Republicans
say to us
that's what the old white people
say to us
I'm agreeing with you on that
So fuck out of here
You're not in a position
To tell me that
When you don't know
What my struggle is
And you don't know
What my circumstances are
You can't say that
New ISIS
Yes
Yeah
Oh yeah
Stupid
What else is important?
Y'all hear the latest development in the Alec Baldwin case?
No.
We are not doing that before Tom Brady.
Okay.
You asked me.
He goes last.
I thought we'd do sports a little later on.
That's really important to me, but this ain't really a sports story to me.
Tom Brady unretiring is a domestic story.
It is.
No, it 100% is. I don't know why that part is not being. It is. No, it 100% is.
I don't know why that part is not being covered, yo.
No, it is on Twitter.
Only on Twitter.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
The Twitter jokes have been abound.
We knew right away.
What are the Twitter streets saying?
He got home for a couple days with the family and said,
now I'm going back to work.
Fam, they put a picture of Tom Brady up and said,
fuck them kids.
Nothing like, I said that.
I said, yo, nothing like spending a couple days home with the family that make you want to go to work.
Ice is right.
And the Twitter streets are right.
I miss them saying that.
But this is why Tom Brady is the GOAT, yo.
This is why he's the illest dude in the world.
Us, mere mortals.
We can't do that.
No, we can't do it.
We could.
We do it.
We do it.
We do it. It's not a story. It wouldn't be this fly. No, it'd be a story. I've done it. It'd been a story. Hit can't do that. No, we can't do it. We could. We do it. We do it.
It's not a story.
It wouldn't be this fly.
No, it'd be a story.
I've done it.
It'd been a story.
Hit all over the blocks.
But you go home,
you spend some time with your family.
Your family piss you off
or your girl,
your wife piss you off.
And then you got a job
to go do
or you out now.
I'm out of here.
Right?
But then you got to come back.
This is where
he's different.
She pissed him off and now
his job is the next nine
months.
Oh. I would
hate to lose that argument.
Because she won.
She won. He retired.
Gave all that half-hearted bullshit
that all his friends saw right through.
All the ESPN analysts are like, you don't sound like he's finished.
We came in here and said it when he retired.
Be clear.
That was life's decision.
You don't sound like he's finished.
Yeah, but us saying that is different from his friends getting up on Disney and saying,
he doesn't sound done.
It also could have went the other way.
The dad came out and said, yo, my boy's not finished.
Everyone shut up.
The other way what?
She said, you got to take your grumpy ass back to work.
It's super annoying when he doesn't have something to do.
Shit is quiet around here.
And his wife, who is super wealthy, makes more money than he does, was like, nah, you got to go back to work, man.
You piss me off.
You're throwing the damn football in the living room, man.
Go back to work.
I can see that. Pick up your boxers and some bullshit. Yeah, you might be right. I didn't even look You piss me off. You throwing the damn football in the living room, man. Go back to work. I can see that.
Pick up your boxers and some bullshit.
I ain't even look at it that way.
You might be right, Mark.
He's making the kids do drills and shit.
Man, we had a season.
Yeah, we had this shit laid out when you was going.
Right.
Grumpy ass.
He was chilling.
Now you come here.
Nah, nah, go to work, man.
You got another season on you.
That could definitely be it.
A few more, actually.
Yeah.
You guys could be here
doing pushups
and fucking
throwing the football
all around
I ain't seen the trainer
in a couple weeks
these past two months
I realized
my place is still
on the field
and not
in the stands
is that so
Thomas Gray
he's good
the best shit
is LFG
but it's not now
I love my teammates you love your teammates good. The best shit is LFG. But it's not now.
I love my teammates.
You love your teammates? The whole Bucs
roster is in limbo waiting for your fucking
word. They almost all left.
That was the other reason why this was announced.
Yeah, yeah. Bucs said, no, no, no.
Everyone's leaving. Yo, yo, check this out. I know y'all be
getting them calls that y'all not supposed to get yet,
but I'm back. I love my
supportive family. Without them, none of this
is possible. I'm coming back for my 23rd season
in Tampa. We have unfinished
business. Let's fucking go.
And it was at that
moment that it hit me like a ton of
bricks that
when my oldest son was born,
Tom Brady
was playing football on the Patriots.
Jesus.
He's coming back for his 23rd season all these little rugrats
running around out there
all they know is this Tom Brady
yo
that's amazing
we're gonna die soon
I don't wanna be soon
when these stats start coming up
we're outta of here.
Like I said, soon.
Yeah.
Soon and the way that the universe and Earth looks at time,
not the way humans look at time.
That's 50 years or soon.
Okay.
I'll take 50.
That's because you're 50.
You want to be the nigga running around?
You want to be the nigga?
Yo, there's a dude in East Orange that's 112.
You want to be him?
Shit, bro.
Yeah.
You serious?
He's lying.
Crazy.
Why?
Because I'm going to have me some money.
What the fuck you want to do with it?
Give me a nice little long leg 30-year-old to come sit on daddy's lap.
And TSK?
You can't feel your lap, idiot.
And it don't work no more.
You're numbing your lap.
It ain't working no more.
You numb a few other places, too.
My, my, my.
It ain't working.
Your dick don't get hard.
You're done.
Yeah, you finished.
She smell good.
Oh, nigga, you can't smell no more.
You just sitting there.
Stupid. All you get to do is
Sit there
Watch
Look at the fun
Everyone else is having
That's enough
She coming there with some heels
And some legs
I'm good
Made my day
You don't see them little old head
Niggas being there
You can't see
You definitely
If you can't smell
You definitely can't see
I'm 96 years old
You can't smell you definitely can't see I'm 96 years old you can't see now
96 I can see
and you eat candy
like a gremlin
you ain't got no
fucking teeth
you ain't gonna be cute
them eyes gonna be
like a burnt hazel
by then
that little line up
these waves
that shit is
what's curls
whatever you got
going on
that shit is open
now let me stop
cause that's when
the ish hive come out there and say,
it's starting to really feel like Joe's hating on ass.
They got some tension.
I hate them niggas, Joe.
And you don't ever correct them either.
What I'm saying?
That we cool.
Look.
Let's hear it.
I got to beat you.
It's fine.
It's fine.
All right, well, let me beat you to the beat.
Oh, man.
And we are back. Indeed. Indeed. I's fine. It's fine. All right. Well, let me beat you. Oh, man. And we are back.
Indeed.
Indeed.
I forgot what we were talking about.
I think we were done.
We were talking about Tom Brady.
I think it was the last thing.
Hey.
Tickety.
Any hot takes on the NFL offseason?
Save that for-
Nobody want to hear you gloat.
Get your ass out of here.
Look at him rubbing his hands. Look at him rubbing his hands.
Look at him rubbing his little white hands. And he takes
on the offseason. Our little part of the show
phone is ringing. Uh oh.
Yo.
Yeah, is Mike
on his number?
Maybe. Nah.
Well, who's this?
Oh, wait.
We got to see if that's Shorty's man.
Oh, shit.
Let's see.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
No, it's D. Robinson.
Yeah, nigga.
We called to text you.
Why is nigga acting weird?
Why didn't we text?
Why ain't calling?
Did you send him the eyeballs, man?
This number is using your phone. He's banging it on you. Wait, what you using, text? First of all, why are you calling me? Did you send him the eyeballs, man? This number is using your local...
He's banging it on you.
Wait, what you using to get my call?
...and the purpose of your call, and I'll try to connect you.
Wait, what does this dude have going on?
Hey, yo, D. Robinson, yo, what's up?
I don't think he can hear you.
That's a recording.
I know, but it's going to forward it to him.
Say it to him.
What the...
I've heard that a million times, but like, what is going on say it to him. What the? I've heard that a million times,
but like,
what is going on with this?
Your call has been forwarded
to an IMF.
I never heard that before.
That's dope.
Yeah, I ain't never heard that.
He getting fly.
I'm going to tell the audience
what your question was, nigga.
I'm going to chill
in case he call back.
I want to be peaceful.
You text the nigga, man.
I text him. Did you text him the eyeballs call back. I want to be peaceful. You text the nigga, man. I text him.
Did you text him the eyeballs?
Yo, I hate y'all.
It's a valid question.
I hate that shit thing, bro.
We looking.
I can't text dudes the eyes?
No.
No.
You don't know what that is.
First of all, I didn't text him the eyes.
Y'all think I'm just a hoe.
That'd be true.
All habits, man. Why? a hole that be true old habits
what
why
yo
y'all think I'm out here
just sending the eyes
to any guy
any old guy
oh shit
what's wrong
with this nigga
sound about right
some stranger
off the internet
can get Joe Button
to send the eyes
maybe
y'all got my bi
all the way fucked up yo
I don't know who y'all think
y'all dealing with
D Robinson
can just get me to leave my
get out the bed huh
type of weird hoses y'all
go ahead man
what the eyes got to do
with your bio
huh well cause you saying I send the eyes got to do with your bio
huh well because you're saying i send the eyes to any dude yo i'm saying don't send them to any
dude any dude don't send them that's what i'm saying don't not certain dudes let me see your
recent emojis
That in his phone?
Yeah, no, no.
That's his phone, yeah.
It's just the colon and the parentheses.
Wait, he in here writing. It's a three in the little bracket thing.
He writing 143.
Yo, you stupid.
Yo, you don't have Recent emojis
I just got this phone
Yesterday
This nigga is stupid
Yo why is that
The funniest thing
That you ever
Come on we got shit
To get to
Let me see
Remembering
Oh Jesse
Oh no Alex Baldwin
Alex Baldwin
Yeah nah we getting to that
What happened
Come on you know what happened
He killed somebody
Well I know that part
But
Then what do you mean See listen to that No I don't know what the news His privilege jumps right, you know what happened. He killed somebody. Well, I know that part, but... Then what do you mean?
See, listen to that.
No, I don't know what the news...
His privilege jumps right out.
Yo, I don't say he killed somebody, yo.
Somebody died on the set.
Like, you kill a nigga,
that's intentional.
All right, let me...
Wait, wait, wait.
No, I don't have to be intentional.
Wait, I'm asking...
My hand is up.
My hand is up.
You're right.
Just call me.
Call me, please.
You're right.
No, you're right.
Thank you, Ish. I was about to say. call me. Call me, please. You're right. No, you're right. Thank you, Ish.
I was about to say.
But what is the update is what I was saying.
He states that the cinematographer told him to cock the gun before shooting it.
Was it a revolver?
That's the update?
Yeah.
That was the update.
You got to do that.
No?
On the set to make it look real?
No?
I don't know. I would look real no i don't know i would think so i don't know
but if if if if there was a lot of rounds switched in there at some point
you mean switched in never mind so what do you mean i'm asking a question never mind
when when where do you get the word switch from it was supposed to be a blank
where did the switch happen
it had
and who said it was
supposed to be a blank
it's a movie shoot
you use blanks
no
no
here you go semantics
Sammy
fam
it was supposed to be a blank
hold up hold up
cause I'm here and I'm alert
it was supposed to be a blank I see people use that little
attack on me.
I'm pulling out all y'all little nasty petty
attacks that y'all pull out.
Joe and his semantics.
Yeah.
No, you do that sometimes.
No, you do that all the time.
Yeah, nigga.
I agree.
Yo.
I don't get the job.
Oh, here goes Joe knowing what the words mean and putting importance on every word and every sentence.
Looking for a loophole.
Dancing.
Yeah.
Except.
Yeah, Americans.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
So what happens when it goes against you?
What do you mean? You call Webster stupid. What the fuck are you talking about? about so what happens when it goes against you what do you mean you call Webster stupid
you did
on numerous occasions
you've called Webster stupid
cause the word's gotta come from somewhere
this is back to our how did the universe start conversation
the word has to come from somewhere
you really will spin your way out of it
like a Tasmanian devil
see y'all call it a spin.
That's a spin, my nigga.
That's my brain.
You're hitting circles.
I'm not trying to spin it.
I'm telling you how I think in my head.
Why do I have to be made to feel like an outcast?
Because y'all niggas is stupid.
Yo, your favorite move on Madden was what?
I don't play Madden.
Back in the day, you did.
I didn't.
Hold up, time out.
You never played John Madden football?
No, that wasn't my thing, no.
Did you play soccer?
No.
Here come American insults
because I didn't play this little game
that some fucking person made up in their head
at some point.
See what I mean about y'all?
See what I mean?
And we just subscribe and think differently.
I'm not calling y'all weird because of this book
because you're judging me
because I never played Madden.
To be from the hood
and never played Madden.
What urban young nigga
never played Madden?
I'm judging a little bit.
Just a little bit of judgment.
You still my man?
I was born in Lenox Hill.
It's not the hood, all right?
That's the hospital?
That's the hospital.
I said to be from the hood.
Where'd you go home to?
You grew up in the hood.
When you left the hospital, where'd you go? to you grew up in the hood when you left the hospital
where'd you go
I wasn't from a hood
I walked there by choice
I lived across
beautiful parks
beautiful fountains
what was your zip code
why would I share it
was then
it don't matter
you can share it now
what was your zip code
if you just made a right
and a left
and just walked
you was in the hood
then you was in the hood.
Your head could get busted.
But don't try to paint me as being from the fucking hood.
And you know I'm left-handed.
You know about my fucking fingers and shit.
No, I wasn't doing all the shit that Madden required.
Yes, I tried to go play the shit.
It was mad difficult to run the plays and call shit and control.
No, I didn't do that.
That wasn't my thing.
Sorry. That's how you play Street Fighter then. No, I didn't do that. That wasn't my thing. Sorry.
That's how you play Street Fighter, then.
I was the man in Street Fighter.
I'm sorry.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm left-handed.
But I'm not the man in the Street Fighter on these consoles.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Okay.
That was an arcade.
Okay.
I just told Parks last week that I'm going to buy the arcade Street Fighter and put it
in my house.
You should.
You should.
But no.
The games got advanced and so did the streets.
And I went to the street.
No, the games got stupid now.
The games are stupid.
This shit is ridiculous.
I'm about to shoot my TV.
Back, left, right.
No, they are designed, these games, to stress you the fuck out.
I stopped playing games when...
My last game was Resident Evil.
The last one was fire, by the way.
But I'm talking about one from...
I know.
I know.
Way back.
Nah, they got some shit now, bro.
You can't play the game if your gun is nearby.
Yeah, it was nice.
It's like Metroid.
You will shoot the TV.
What?
If I said that,
I would be the old nigga.
What year is Metroid?
80-something.
Something.
Something.
Yeah, the games
are doing different shit now.
All right, son.
All right, son.
You got it.
You done?
Are you done with your judgment?
I'm good, fam.
You good?
He's trying to lead us somewhere now.
I don't fucking remember
what I was talking about.
Thank you.
Jerk.
Oh, Alec Baldwin.
Yeah, because I was saying
that on the set
you usually use blinks
and you said
they didn't,
which is,
there may have been a switch.
That's what I'm asking.
I believe that was how,
was it Brandon Lee?
That's bullshit.
Same thing.
No, it's not.
No, no, no.
Well, I'm not talking
about Brandon Lee. This is bullshit. Same thing. No, it's not. No, no, no. Well, I'm not talking about Brandon Lee.
This is why I'm calling bullshit.
Because I didn't fall for the last press release.
And Hal was worried.
And if you didn't fall for that one, then you can't fall for this one and a switch.
And what I mean is, the prop gun from a movie.
Wait, no.
No.
That's wrong.
The prop gun from a movie.
Wait, no.
No.
That's wrong.
A prop gun doesn't have the functionality of a gun.
So you, I think, would be right. In a movie prop gun, there would be a blank.
Yes.
But I don't know that that gun has the functionality to fire a live round that's
what i'm saying so so they said he killed somebody with a prop gun that's bullshit this was a
live gun that could fire with a live round and a firing pin should have got taken out or something
to that man now check it out well you still need the firing pin to shoot a blank. Do you? Yeah. See that's why
I'm not getting into all of that and I'm just
I didn't know that. All I'm saying is
a functioning gun. The firing pin is what
lets the bullet. I don't care if it's wood
to do it. It
functions. There is a function that makes this
bullet shoot out.
It shouldn't have been a projectile. I don't care how it was done.
Yeah but so
the armorer issued a statement in response to them saying that he was told to cock the gun.
And the statement says, Mr. Baldwin knew that he could never point a firearm at crew members under any circumstances and had a duty of safety to his fellow crew members.
That's kind of like, that's gun shit 101, kind of.
You're not supposed to point a gun whether it's loaded or unloaded.
It was never supposed to be a gun.
It was never supposed to be a gun.
I don't know if that's true.
Yeah, this is all, it's a movie.
You know it wasn't supposed to be something.
They might use real firearms in movies.
I don't know.
Not live rounds.
They did.
Not live rounds, obviously.
I'm not going to put a real firearm with a live round in an actor's head who is not a shooter.
That's fine.
And we're filming a scene here. Nobody's supposed to put a real firearm with a live round in an actor's hand who is not a shooter. That's fine. We're filming a scene here.
Nobody's supposed to die for real.
Now, this is everybody blaming everybody else.
That's it.
Because this is liability and lawsuit time.
Absolutely.
So you kind of just got to go with what you believe.
Like, nigga, I'm an actor.
You saying I'm not supposed to shoot at the dude on the movie set?
What are you talking about?
No, I'm an actor
and my entire family
are actors.
Yeah.
This ain't my first rodeo.
And nobody, yeah.
Everybody's issuing statements
to absolve themselves.
We have a name out here
with a fucking ball win.
That's true.
That's all this is.
This is everybody issuing a statement
to take the blame off of them.
He forgot more about movie making
than I'm going going to know about.
I ain't going to say
that he don't know
what he's supposed to be doing.
I'm going to say
it wasn't supposed to be
no fucking gun.
I agree with that.
Yeah.
Like I said,
this is everybody just saying,
hey, look,
it ain't my fault.
This is the armorer.
Yeah, Sue him.
This person said,
hey, I wasn't called
to inspect the gun
before that scene.
So basically, I'm not in any blame.
Yeah, everybody going.
And this is what everybody's doing.
You know what happens, too?
All of these people got their own consultants.
Yeah.
So the armorer probably don't work for the network.
He gets hired by the network to do certain shit.
Now I got to protect my name My brand
My company
My insurance
All that other shit
Yeah
No it was his fault
He knew he was supposed to
Point the gun at
Somebody on set
Yo please pull up the name
The name of the victim
Just so we can pay respect
I don't know how you pronounced it
First name
Helena
Helena Hutchins
Helena Hutchins
She was young I? Helena Hutchins. Helena Hutchins.
She was young, I think.
Helena Hutchins.
Find out how old she was.
Yeah, come on, man.
She was young.
Remember she was married.
Yeah, man. And her husband came to the set.
You were like, yo, I don't want to hear that.
42 years old.
Yeah, and I'm still on that, yo.
I don't want to hear that shit if I'm the husband.
Because now I just got to sit and watch all of this.
Yeah, I don't want to hear it.
Watch everybody just shift blame.
Yeah, I don't want to watch this.
Everybody playing a blame game.
Oh, God, yo.
All you niggas at fault.
Wrap this guy with love.
I hope he's good.
You too.
The husband.
Yeah.
Yeah, because now
you gotta hear the shit
you keep getting
abreast of what's going on
every time another
statement come out
yeah it's terrible
this is front page news
again
it's terrible
see that's what I
kinda be meaning
when I say like
it's people going
through real shit
like don't come to me
with just like
miniature nonsense
like it's people out there
that gotta deal with
real loss
and pain like
shit that's like would be unimaginable are you kidding me
people family at war they ain't here from in months they don't know if they safe
nigga i don't know if they alive all that real life shit you You right. That's adding shit to it. I'm looking at the bare minimum. Yo, my
partner that I actually
love left the house and went to
work and didn't return.
Take it
for granted because
but no, I loved her.
We had
plans. Yeah, that's
crazy. And she don't get to come
back because of this.
Oh, yikes.
I pray for him. I hope he's
good. I hope he's good.
Rest in peace, Selena Hutchins.
Yes. Rest in peace.
Dolly Parton
bows out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
nominations. I don't even need to read
no more. That's pretty swaggy to me. Round of
applause. Classy.
She said, I'm not rock enough.
Maybe one day I'll make a rock album,
and then you can put me in there.
I don't even care why she said that.
That's swaggy.
Just to say, nah, I'm good.
Nah.
Give it to someone else.
She said, I don't want any votes split because of me.
Yeah, she's not worthy.
That's it.
And I disagree, but.
I disagree, too, but that's her.
Well, they disagree.
Yeah, they don't like that shit.
They wanted her in.
Yeah.
Legend.
But Dolly Parton, ain't she always been swaggy?
She is.
I'm telling you, my theory, B, I think you share my theory.
I'm telling you my theory B I think you share my theory
some of the older white women
that understand
they just
you could tell yo
you could tell I'm telling you
is that something I'm not supposed to say on air
no you good
alright cause I'm whispering
no you straight just leave it alone right there you good. Alright, because I'm whispering. No, you straight. Just leave it alone right there.
No, yeah.
You good, though. And you're correct.
I would have liked to have been around
when like...
No, never mind. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Back to creative brain. You just want to be around
at the beginning of things. Like, imagine
the first dude that's seen the sun.
It's like, oh, shit, man.
They wildin' over there, yo.
Man, hot.
Nigga.
Yo, y'all cold?
Watch this.
Nah, dude, nah.
He was cold.
Nah, imagine the first.
At the beginning of some things.
Imagine the first nigga that realized it was a schedule and told niggas, yo, I could make
the sun come back.
He was poppin'.
He was poppin'.
Imagine that nigga. Look what a nigga's doing for box. No, fuck box, nigga. I could make the sun come back. He was popping. He was popping. Imagine that nigga.
Look what niggas do for box.
No, fuck box, nigga.
I'm the king out this motherfucker.
Yo, what?
I said what?
I'll make the sun disappear.
The bad bitches didn't even come around yet.
I owe them, though.
Yes, they did, girl.
Nah, we found the sun.
Now we can actually see.
But then it was up when it was like a rainy day.
No, you want to-
Yo, I want to apologize to the audience.
I'm sorry if all this conversation is stupid,
but that's where I am
I saw two guys on the internet
they asked a stupid question
now my brain been on stupid shit since then
what was the question?
yeah I want to know the question now
are there more doors
in the world
or windows
or no
or wheels
it was wheels
wheels
probably wheels still wheels how? Or wheels. It was wheels. Wheels. Wheels. Wheels. See?
Probably wheels.
Still wheels.
Yeah, it's wheels.
How?
Still wheels.
How's it wheels if I get doors?
Explain it to me.
Doors.
Now I'm doing a little bit of math.
It's doors.
It would have to be doors.
It's doors.
It might be doors.
Why is it doors?
Because with wheels,
what do you get that don't have doors?
Your fridge has doors.
I know it's more wheels,
but what do you get that don't have doors? Covers.
I get cabinets.
Bikes.
I get high rises.
Every house.
Every house.
I get closet doors.
One car.
Every car.
Every car got doors.
Yeah, but four wheels to maybe two doors
you start balancing out
with a lot of coupes
some of us got coupes
but then you got doors for houses
doors for fridges
doors for cabinets
I take doors
you got wheels on everything
in the fucking house down here
not the cabinets
at first I thought wheels
but I'm
you down 20 to
20 right there
wheels only really get cars
cars, bikes
no fridges
no
bikes
I said bikes refrigerators the fridges. Bikes.
I said bikes.
Refrigerators.
The frisbee having wheels on it sometimes too, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The washer, depending on what you got, got wheels on it. The washing dryer has wheels.
Yeah, but it's more wheels than doors.
I think there's more doors than wheels.
And look, see, I've been on this since I saw it.
One of these stupid little everybody was high.
And if I get the right space here,
there's some more wheels.
Shut up.
You ain't never bid wheels and make it in your life.
You just ain't.
Did you?
Yeah.
I'm asking you.
How many does that have?
A lot?
A couple.
I'm not an avid space player.
Okay.
But yeah, a couple times.
All right, what else we got
that's important?
The Senate listened to us.
Yeah.
Clap it up for us.
Round of applause
finally
JVP fans
finally we get some
say so around here
shout out to them
over there
AOC hit me up
oh word
you say yo
matter of fact
can you make this
wait they approved this
I told them
yeah
US senate approves
bill to make
daylight saving time
permanent
I just gotta go
through the house
gotta go through the house
oh nah
we object
you can kick your rainy days ass out of my face we object permanent. I just got to go through the house. Got to go through the house. Oh, no. We object.
You could kick your rainy days ass out of my face. We object. You object.
You object. I want this. You do not want
this, yo. I do. You think you do.
It's like McDonald's breakfast.
Once it comes, you're not going to want it.
Fam, I don't want it getting dark at 4
o'clock in the afternoon, dog. I don't care what you
say. I want this. I want this.
Forever? Yeah. Forever, dog. I don't care what you say. I want this. I want this. Forever?
Yeah.
Forever, ever.
Hey, Gary Gloom,
I want it to be fucking lit
as long as possible.
You're bugging.
Two weeks ago,
Ice was like,
yo, they like,
save the time,
don't even have nothing to do
with none of that shit.
Yeah.
That's what it started,
it didn't.
That's what they created.
They made this shit up.
Now they making it go away.
They made it up
so the slaves could pick cotton off. But who would ever say it goes this way? Yeah they making it go away they made it up so the slaves
could pick cotton off
but who would ever say
it goes this way
yeah wait huh
they made it up
so people could harvest
crops longer
yeah
that's why in the summer months
you had more sunlight
that was it
this guy
this guy
you hear him
this guy is fucking amazing
I told you that last
last part bro
the US Senate on Tuesday
passed legislation
that would make
daylight saving time permanent starting in 2023,
ending the twice-annual changing of clocks in a move promoted by supporters advocating brighter afternoons and more economic activity.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There'll be more money out here for us.
Yeah.
They print the money, yo.
That part is always skipped when we start talking about economics.
Go make some more.
No, but people still
moving around more.
Oh, please.
Yo, it was easy to get y'all.
So?
It was easy to get y'all.
Fam.
Y'all wouldn't have left
with me back in the day.
Nope.
Y'all would have stayed
right there.
Yo, I ain't the revolting type.
Even if I told you,
yo, it's going to be
Apple Watches in the future.
Laptops.
iPads. Fam. Yo, in the future, it starts going to be Apple Watches in the future, laptops, iPads.
Yo,
in the future,
it starts with us though.
You wouldn't have did your part.
Wow.
With Miss Josephine
busting her ass.
Yo,
what is wrong?
Hello?
I'm going to be
playing the violin
in there
with Miss Josephine
tearing her ass up
when Masa go to town.
You bugging.
I'm gravy.
Now that's privilege.
Now that's acknowledging
your privilege right there.
Dog.
See, and that's my problem.
Light skin with green eyes.
I would have risked it all
for all of us to get away.
That's you, Joe.
You got it.
You wouldn't have though.
You saying that now
with Joe brain.
You don't know which direction is north
and they done cracked your ass a dish.
In any generation, you put me in
I got our brain made.
Hey, yo.
Some one of them niggas on Instagram
posted him on Sammy Davis
clip. You know, I follow all the music
pages. Niggas posted Sammy
old ass. Sammy was about 90 in the music pages. Biggest post is Sammy Olaz. Sammy was about
90 in the 50s.
And they was like, yeah, I'm not crazy.
I was like...
Yo.
What the fuck?
Yo, where that
just come from?
This nigga brain is just different.
This nigga just started Sammy-ing.
For real. I didn't see the clip. Yeah nigga just started seeing me. For real.
I didn't see the clip.
Yeah, I missed that one.
Oh, man.
That didn't pop up on my Explorer page.
I seen that shit and figured out why music turned predatory.
I'm lost.
I know.
Let's just move on.
What's wrong with this nigga, man?
Hey, look at all the clips from the niggas in the 70s and 60s.
All them niggas was 90 and up.
They was 60.
Grown ass nigga.
Nigga was 50.
It was just my imagination.
They was, the execs was like,
we are ending this, buddy.
Hey. We getting easy.
Hey, Michael Jackson killed all that shit.
Was he was eight?
It's over.
Yo, those niggas had smoke for my head.
They probably hated that nigga.
Hell, Michael said, be there in the morning.
Them niggas try to put a hit out on Mike.
Yo.
I got a break.
Nigga, Mike.
You stop singing.
Why, yo?
I'm going to reach off the sky.
Wait, who was that?
Oh, that was my other man.
Louie Armstrong.
Yo, what's wrong with you, yo?
Yo, you wildin' right there.
Yo, pull up.
No, don't pull it up, bro.
And I think that might happen.
Nigga, if you don't want him to,
then...
How you tell Louie
to put some T-Pain on?
Hey, yo.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Just for comedic relief, yo.
This is so stupid, yo.
No, you got issues, man.
I'm so glad Michael Jackson came.
No bullshit.
Nigga, what if music never changed?
Now we got to be 40 and shit out there trying to... Nigga, what if music never changed? Now we got to be 40 and shit out there trying to.
Nigga.
Hey, them niggas was killing all the five band groups.
It was just my imagination.
Nigga, Mike.
Mike said, wait.
What?
Niggas had to deal with Mike the Prince.
Then who?
That was it
Stevie
Nah Stevie never left
Stevie was here
Before Mike
Stevie never left
But he never left
So he still at like
Stevie was here before Mike
But Stevie couldn't
That's like the little niggas
Looking at Drake right now
You gotta still deal with him
Out here
Stevie was that every decade
But Stevie couldn't dance
And all that other shit
So they ain't feel threatened
Nah you bugging They had to deal with Rick James now.
Were you shitting me?
Yeah.
Take your old ass to Vegas with the whites.
Yo, stop.
Stop.
All right.
Yo, yo, I'm saying we was in Vegas
Yo I'm just saying
That's them
You better go over there
With Frank and them
Get your ass out of here
Oh
Holy shit
Yo that's crazy
Yo
Nigga Marvin
Gay came
They had sauce for them
Niggas
You never saw another little
Four tops or nothing
Duh
Let's move out of here
That's fucked up yo
I know
I know
And I'm not laughing and joking
But it comes with
Analyzation of the music business
You just gotta peep
What they was marketing in
What it switched to
The sound it was in
What happened here
Not just that
Niggas realized
And they wasn't
busting that check down
Smokey was like
mahalo
that's true
all them niggas
like yo I'm gone
Diana Ross
all of them was like
yo look
they busting that bag down
nah they pulled it
to the sops
yo
yeah I love you niggas
and all that
if you leave,
they will come.
You get this.
Shaka Khan came.
Got out of here.
All right, so Drake has braids.
How we feel about that issue?
Fuck that nigga here got to do with me.
White skin shit.
Why he so aggressive?
Why you asking me about another nigga hair
I didn't
I didn't
I don't give a fuck
about that nigga hair
I'm just saying
you know
delegation
yo it's just such
like a nigga
like you aren't
like a nigga
why would I care
about his hair yo
care is where
I'm calling you a nigga
you could have a thought
without necessarily caring
I don't have one thought
on God's green earth
about that nigga's hair
not one
does anyone else have a thought or did Ish just
spoil the room
y'all got it
pretty good
yep I'm good
see this is how the girl group chats go
and y'all think the outlier girl
is standing up
to say wait a second
look
it's just came
with a strong opinion
now everybody's quiet
yeah I got takes
about that nigga here
nigga
and next time
you don't
shut your ass
the fuck up
he asked me about
that dumbass nigga here
I don't care
now
there's a take
what do I think
about this
I don't know
I don't care about this shit.
Why he poke his lips out in the picture?
You know why you gotta care?
You know why you gotta care?
Because he...
Why you looking at his lips?
Let me skip it.
Nigga, he...
I can't.
I can't with y'all today.
It was just my imagination.
Word.
Go back. Go back. Sing the Sammy song. I gotta be me y'all today. It was just my imagination. Word. Go back.
Go back.
Sing a Sammy song.
I got to be me, man.
Nah.
Yo, why you getting up?
Yo, pull the clip up, yo.
Can you pull up the on-screen page?
I got to bring me.
All right, forget it, yo.
Forget it.
All right, so Drake has braids.
You got to care about this if you play in the same lake as him.
Man, the nigga cut a heart in his head last year.
And you have to care about that if you play in the same lake as him.
I don't know how to swim.
I'm good, brother.
You'll notice.
Oh, no.
Yes, you do.
Oh, yes, you do.
Hello?
Hello?
Swim good. I don't swim. No, you swim great. No, I don't. You swim. Frank yes, you do. Hello? Hello? Swim good.
I don't swim. No, you swim great.
You swim. Frank Ocean, hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up. Nah. Nah, nah.
You swim good? Yeah, yeah. I gotta give him something now.
Oh, man.
Y'all haven't swam in a long time.
Say that, then. I don't know how to swim.
Go ahead, man. Say that.
Hey.
This guy is nuts.
Anyway,
you'll know it
if the women
in your fucking friend group
just start reacting
to Drake's hairstyles.
Then you got to care about it.
No, the fucked up part
is gonna be when all these
niggas start getting it.
Damn, he had a heart
in his hair last year
and I saw niggas do it.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
Niggas need to go get hearts, yo.
That's terrible.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
That's influence.
That's influence.
Yeah.
That's not influence.
I guess.
That's the exact definition of influence
no no you're right
I can see a kid doing it
you know what I'm saying
like 13 year olds
12 year olds
I can't see another
grown man following
or emulating
what another nigga
do with his hair
bitch I hate that
man grown men
follow grown men
I hate to break it to you
every day you watch
grown men
fucking
in awe of
Something another
Grown man is doing
And trying to emulate
That person
Damn
Hov told you niggas
To put their jerseys up
And I ain't seen a jersey
At all
No Fab still
Rocking some Louis Vuitton jerseys
No I'm talking about
After that stretch though
They coming back
But
Hov did that
Niggas follow
Niggas follow
Who they wanna follow
What's up with Fab Um but Hov did that. Niggas follow who they want to follow.
What's up with Fab?
You went from one baddie to the next, huh?
Fab,
Fab.
I'm not saying nothing
because niggas think I hate Fab.
I'm not saying nothing
because what can I ever say
about someone else's style of dress, yo?
I can't.
It's not even the style.
Like, it's the stance.
It's the everything, bro.
It's the selfie pose.
Yeah, it's everything, bro.
It's a whole...
I've seen an entire collab.
Oh, excuse me.
A compilation of Fab doing this.
I think he does this on purpose.
Me too.
I really think he's doing this
for traction.
Like, just... I know they're going to clown me. I'm going to put this out there anyway. Well i really think he's doing this for traction like just i know they're
gonna clown me i'm gonna put this out there anyway well i think he does it on purpose too
yeah and why would you not if you see it works i would just like him to couple some music with
this shit and i know i'm certain that he has music coming but yeah yeah i want the internet to re-rank the worst dressed rappers
and podcasters
cause y'all got me high on the list
because of my past and my history
I know it's been egregious
but I think we need to rework it
like I don't think that I should
be one or two
I'm not saying I escaped the top three worst
dressed but I should not be one or two well we talking podcasters I'm not saying I escaped the top three worst dressed. Listen to this narcissist. I should not be one or two.
Well, we talking podcasters.
I'm one.
Listen to this narcissist, yo.
Y'all got to re-rank me in dressing.
Yo, listen.
Rap is in podcasters.
If you mixing podcasters, I got you.
I call you a narcissist when you regard yourself or consider yourself.
That's a new buzzword.
Or think about yourself.
It is a new buzzword.
They're going to run into the ground. Everything's a narcissist. Or value yourself. Everything's a new buzzword. Or think about yourself. It is a new buzzword. They're running to the ground.
Value yourself. Everything is a narcissist.
Listen, these little narratives,
man.
Moving on. Come on. I know there's more to get to.
Alright, so Snoop
took Death Row's
catalog off of the DSPs, except for title.
But Apple Music, Spotify,
they do not have
any of the
Death Row
catalog
I do
I do
and I have title
I've been telling y'all
for years
I feel like a broken record
at this point
if you rely on these
streaming DSPs
for your music
you are subject to this
that's just it
they can pick and whoever owns shit can...
That's the majority of the people.
That was the goal, is what I'm saying.
This was a plan.
Yeah, but everybody don't want to go buy a one terabyte phone
to be able to store all that shit on their phone.
I agree.
You get them there.
There's other options.
I'm just saying, but for convenience sake,
you just jump on a DSP.
Most of the songs will be there.
Conveniency is how they lure you in every time.
Everybody.
Yo, it's convenient for you.
You don't realize, again, what are you giving up?
I agree.
He didn't read the contract.
He didn't read the contract.
He just didn't read the contract.
A lot of people think they own this.
They like, yo, no, I clicked download.
What do you mean?
It's not even in my downloaded files no more.
Like, why is it not here?
No, you gave up the rights to all of that.
I understand.
It's their music.
You're renting it.
I understand.
That's all.
But Tupac's albums are on there because it's not Death Row catalog.
I'm sure they're going to repackage them and re-upload them or something.
I heard two things.
One, I was hearing, and they could both exist.
Snoop was saying he wants to make Death Row an NFT label.
So I don't know if this has anything to do with that.
Or if this is just like a licensing thing because everything's now transferred over to him.
They were uploaded through whoever owned it.
Else's system before.
Now he's got to redo it.
Yep.
So we'll see what happens but
Again
Yo if you like something
Cop that shit
And there's other ways to cop
Allegedly
Yeah there's iTunes
There's Google Play Store
Amazon sells music
Bandcamp
You know what I mean
There's a lot of different places
My man
This is huge though I think it's dope On the bigger side that Amazon sells music. Big camp. You know what I mean? There's a lot of different places. My man.
This is huge, though.
I think it's dope.
On the bigger side,
that now we kind of starting to have more power with regards to your assets and what you own.
Now I can start coming to the table.
Exactly.
I can start coming to my table like,
yo, you want my shit?
Pay me for my shit more than what you've been paying me.
Yeah.
Man, we watched...
I hate to bring Hov up, but...
We couldn't get through an episode without it.
We watched it where he took Reasonable Doubt, Blueprint.
He took his major albums off of the DSPs.
It was only on title.
You want to hear Reasonable Doubt, you got to come to title.
I can put it back on when I want.
Dope.
Because I own it.
That's dope.
Joe did it with The pod
Exactly
True
Like I could take it off
Spotify at my leisure
I could take it off
Apple Music at my leisure
That's dope
I control what
Happens with my own shit
And I think we getting there
I think Kanye's a big advocate
For that
So shout to him
True
In that aspect too
Yeah he was celebrating The fact that his stem player, you know,
Don DeTue, is not counted on Billboard lists.
He's like, great, I don't want to be on that.
Fuck y'all lists.
It don't mean nothing to him no more.
No.
We don't need your platform.
Beyonce told y'all before, if I cared about numbers,
I'd have put Lemonade on Spotify.
We don't care about numbers at the level we playing at.
Y'all numbers, y'all chase that.
Y'all care about what your first week.
Yeah, you do that.
Or it's just a validation from the others.
Like, nobody give a fuck.
Y'all don't got to validate me no more with Grammys or with awards.
Like, y'all don't.
I don't care about none of that shit no more.
You calling Roscoe back?
Who's Roscoe is?
My man that
we called his phone
four times.
No.
You told me I can't
send a dude to eyes.
Now you want me to
call his phone obsessively?
Like,
I'm not the fucking
baddie I am.
What the fuck
is you talking about?
I got a bone to pick
with you two.
I don't,
your family,
I don't want to.
No, no, no,
but now it's here.
Now it's here.
What you gonna do
Stop drop and roll
Grab some water
From somewhere
The smoke is in your house
How do you get out
Are you jumping out the window
It's here
I'm gonna open the window
So listen to this man
I've been on YouTube
Just snooping around
And shit
And some of them
Are really good
With these fucking captions
You know I'm intrigued
At the videos
That just get like 90 million views and just wild shit.
30 million views, just crazy numbers.
And they find a way to get you every time.
Nice little sales pitch on the first screen.
Fucking caption there, plain as day.
Some shit like,
It took me five years. It took me five years
it took us five years
but watch how we built a yacht
in our backyard
I gotta click play on that
I gotta see this
I have to click play on this
but I'm clicking this
so I click it ish
and sure enough these niggas is back there building a yacht from scratch and showing you every step of the way.
Millions and millions and millions of views on this.
And what did I end with?
Yep.
Yeah.
Right them.
I ended with cursing you the fuck out.
Because why you ain't building a yacht? We could have had a yacht, nigga. How ended with cursing you the fuck out. Because why you ain't building a yacht?
We could have had a yacht, nigga.
How many years I known you?
How much backyard?
You know how much?
And then once I clicked this video, now the algorithm saw me do it.
Oh, yeah.
So now they showing me all the people that's building yachts and boats and homes and shit out of wood in the back of their house.
I get the restoration
ones now like where they find an old handgun from the 1800s and make that shit look brand new
yo yo they build the yacht and put that shit in the water with their friends and then went out to
go journey drinking wine did they go try to get like two of every animal to put on there or no
no they just took gang. Okay.
I'm just saying.
All right,
you ain't shit, man.
Joe,
first of all,
look at that nigga's backyard.
We live in New Jersey.
That nigga lives in Wichita.
Secondly,
that nigga ain't probably had no coochie
in the last 14 years.
Fuck is you?
I'm not.
Nigga, you know what? You right. Would you get the yacht though? You wouldochie in the last 14 years. Fuck is you? I'm not. Nigga.
Yeah, you know what?
You right.
What'd you get the yacht, though?
You would have been in the house.
And the coochie come with it.
The coochie come with it, y'all.
You would have been in the house, fucking Miss Jocelyn.
What'd you call her?
Josephine.
Miss Josephine.
Yeah, hello, asshole.
You hear this guy?
Who got time to do that?
That shit look nice, too.
I want to say, you know the coochie you going to get now?
Can y'all stop saying the word coochie?
Box.
I'm sorry.
You know the box
you're going to get now?
I'm just going to find
another topic.
Y'all have a big ass boat
they built in they backyard.
That's dope though.
Shout out to them.
More news.
Round of applause
for a few reasons.
Okay.
Reason number one,
Abbott's Elementary,
just like you all guessed,
right back,
renewed, season two. Love it. Right back. Renewed. Season
two. Doubled a round of applause.
Couldn't be happier.
My, uh,
Tuesdays or Wednesdays,
whenever this shit comes on. Hadn't been the same
since it's been off. Guess what?
You know what hasn't been renewed yet?
What? Tommy.
Tommy. Go ahead.
Well, we gotta see. we ain't gotta see nothing
go ahead
come on with your congratulations
so round of applause
for
just everybody involved
with Abbots Elementary
yeah it's a great show
great
great show
also round of applause
cause they caught
the homeless
killer
the homeless person
killer that was running
around New York and apparently
D.C. as well.
They got him.
And they got him in D.C.
if I'm not mistaken.
And I was getting sick to my
stomach watching the
clips of him walking up to people laying on the ground and looking around and then shooting them.
Like, fam, they already homeless.
And that's what you, like, it's disturbing.
Really glad that they got him the fuck out of here, however they did it.
So, yeah, another round of applause.
Yeah.
Round of applause to Delonte West and Ice Cube.
Yes.
Trying to make the big three.
Delonte West trying out for the big three.
Round of applause.
Nice redemption story.
Word.
That man's been through a lot.
Word.
Kyrie hiring his stepmom.
Yes.
Kyrie hiring his stepmom Yes Kyrie hiring his stepmom
as a sports agent
and she is now
the only black woman
to represent
an NBA player
Well
congratulations
Jussie's out the psych ward
Well he's not suicidal
When was he suicidal?
He's just
he told you he was not suicidal
That's good yeah so he
shouldn't be in a psych ward well good yeah round of applause
please a barks and listen you want to be supported yeah we are
Taraji said never mind if you think he did it.
The punishment doesn't fit the crime.
I was like, yeah.
She said that?
Yeah.
After getting on people for not coming out in support of him when it first broke?
Okay.
Playing football.
Play football. Are are you gonna talk
into the microphone
say we playing football
and goalposts just be
you know what I'm saying
sometimes
so did y'all hear
did y'all hear about
the YouTube couple
they looking at
seven years
for a prank
they pulled in a Target store
what they did
so they got this prank
they go into the store
not the mannequin one
no no no
they hide in the store
until it's closed.
And they try to spend
all night in the Target store.
And they film themselves doing this.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
That's seven years?
And they, well,
there's a charge.
There's a charge.
Yeah.
It's conspiracy
and third-degree criminal trespassing.
Let me hear this bullshit you better not excuse
seven years man
niggas could kill somebody and get a man
slow to charge and come home before seven years
they are doing a prank
that nobody got harmed
hopefully no damage got
done in the store
that's not
seven years is not warranted at all.
That's just facing.
Don't mean they're going to do it.
The charges carry that.
Criminal, that's what I was referring to.
Conspiracy and third degree criminal trespassing.
These charges in North Carolina carry this.
That ain't for me to argue.
Pennsylvania.
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
Even greater.
These charges in Pennsylvania,lvania good boys let me
tell you the part about this that gets me they said oh they were only expected to be fine they
didn't know that they would face jail time for this they should probably looked into it a little
bit you want to play stupid games congratulations you won you win stupid prizes yo and i don't even
like the style of y'all game see why bring back the 90s man we rung the doorbell and ran
80s
the fuck
spending a night in the store after
everybody is closed let me go try it
they'll shoot me
they'll shoot me
and they get money from doing that dumb shit
well now you can get some time off
let me go do it
I love Target
I would love nothing more
than to move the comforters
out the way on the shelf
and climb my ass
and that used to be my shit
and wrap up in one
and chill
and tape it
in the name of content
and wake up in the morning
and go get a little burrito
from the stand
or whatever they got over there now
they would have wrapped your ass up in the morning and go get a little burrito from the stand or whatever they got over there now.
Huh?
They would have wrapped your ass up in a comforter.
Yo, like that kid.
Well, no, we different blacks because I wouldn't be playing like that in Pennsylvania.
No, at all.
Wait, that's the dog.
LaRose, you going to jail, you know.
Yeah, and you look pretty good. Yeah, I ain't going to lie.
I ain't going to lie.
Now you lost your girl.
I ain't going to hold you.
I ain't going to hold you.
LaRose, you going down.
You let her put you up to that king.
Wait, she did that?
Look it.
All right.
You saying he wasn't calling no shots?
Niggas do a lot for
a YouTube couple
arrested for hiding
in Target store
they must have done
stupid shit like this before
that was they little prank
that's they thing
oh alright
alright well
there you go
they gonna put you somewhere
where you can stay for 24 hours
you can stay
that ain't right yo
and you might have a target
they got something for you now
one of y'all gonna have a target
free LaRose
y'all just be wanting to free everybody
you ain't seen me say free LaRose
I'm sorry
you wanna free everybody
cause I don't agree
you want free pool shysty
but you don't want free LaRose yo thatiesty but you wanna free Poo Shiesty
yo that man
Rose ain't never made
Shiesty season
yo this guy
you hear him
yo
thoughts and prayers
to this young couple
that was trying to do
silly shit
in the name of content
and to the people
that was minding
they business
you know what
yo
yo
alright
nigga here yo
What are we doing yo
He's the worst
This guy right here
Alright
LaRose man
You know what I mean
And Miss Fisher
Hey
Nigga stop calling
When you go to jail yo
Or your little friend
They ain't dialing that number
What number they gonna dial
Niggas don't write
They can't dial your number
Or taking a call You got some juice This guy right here yo What number they gonna dial? Niggas don't write. They can't dial your number.
Or take a call.
You got some juice?
This guy right here.
Damn, look at the rose.
And if you lost your girl,
one bad decision will alter your whole life trajectory.
That's real, though.
Yeah, true.
Real, my ass. On a serious note.
Who thinks that these...
How old is he, yo?
Joe, do you see the pranks they doing now?
They got one where they spray water.
24 and 25.
No, they'll spray water on your neck.
And be like, ah-choo!
Like they sneezed on your...
Dog, they got...
Bro, they got mad shit.
I know.
They wild with the pranks.
I've seen a few where they died.
You see the barbershop prank?
Hello?
The dude was...
I'm serious, Alex.
Look, the dude had his eyes closed getting his shape up.
So the barber had a girl come by and kiss him real quick and run off.
So when the guy opened his eyes, the barber was moving his head back.
And damn near lost it.
Like, fam, fuck you just...
Fuck you doing?
Niggas play too much with the pranks, bro.
Yeah, they play a lot.
I don't play pranks, bro.
Don't prank me.
That's a bunch of them.
Them niggas was going in gang neighborhoods with them little pranks,
them white boys.
Getting their ass, snatching people's cell phones.
They just walk up to you and take your phone.
Neighbors getting their ass boo-bop.
This is how I know I'm getting old, right?
I don't even know why I should be saying this,
but I'll share it in the name of content.
See?
That's what got LaRose.
No, I'm not going to spend a night in the target but i got a text
one of the months ago saucy just from somebody i don't even know it was a green bubble ill
oh no and they was like it was called it was like hi this is susan and i want to buy your property. All you got to do is blah, blah, blah, blah.
There was a link.
He started responding to the spam text.
So I was like, oh, no, this is juicy.
See, I get excited when a prank comes.
He liked to play that.
Oh, I love nothing more than a prank.
Come on, prank me.
I got time.
I'll text back.
I'll sit and talk on the phone.
I'll entertain it.
But then she kept going.
Like, she had, like, real stats and real numbers and shit.
I was like, hey, this nigga is just making a killer now.
Wait a second.
You started to see the number?
Yo, you.
Hey, now that I see what's happening.
Wait, you can do that and just get a text?
Yo, let me cop that from you?
It ain't even been
this motherfucker here.
This nigga's stupid.
Yo, stop your shit.
Oh, stop my shit.
Alright, you got it.
Moving on.
Freela Rose.
Yeah, thank you.
Or as they call themselves, Saucy and Honey.
Nah, these niggas.
They's out there in Lancaster. Nah, these niggas is getting.
They's out there in Lancaster.
That's what y'all was doing.
Y'all was bored.
No, the fuck we wasn't.
That's what y'all was doing, yo, yo.
Bro, that's some dumb shit.
I'm sorry.
What else is important? It's childhood shit, yo.
I want to read this part of the show, and I want to call her, even though she hasn't
responded to the text.
Sort the shot.
But, oh, fuck, I pressed the text. Sort the shot. But.
Oh, fuck.
I pressed the wrong thing.
All right.
Yeah, I'm going to read this, yo.
Let's hear it.
All right, come on.
And this is from, it doesn't matter.
I don't want to make it hot for her.
Sure.
This young lady says,
You've been with someone on and off for five years.
You've been through school and have finally gotten into your career.
Your partner was once the primary moneymaker but had not been in about three years.
Now that you've got your money right, you start growing weary and looking at all of the decisions he's made, good or bad.
His money isn't right and I can't help but to look at him differently because of his decisions.
He has
bad judgment and has
made bad business decisions,
which leaves him without
money these days. How
long should I extend grace to a
man that works hard and
tries, but just can't
seem to get right.
Man, I would love for you to call the phone.
You know the biggest mistake he made?
Her.
In her judgment?
Her.
That's the biggest business mistake he made.
Biggest one.
He was with her shooting in the gym.
Nigga, he put her in the gym.
He put her in the gym.
He put her in the fucking gym.
They said he paid for her college?
No, but she said he was the
primary breadwinner until
she got her bag and now she's growing
weary. I bet you are
growing weary.
My money, right?
Interesting thing from y'all.
I didn't think y'all would go there.
Not both of you in unison.
Yeah, fam. She
admittedly said,
I'm up. My career is taking off off he used to be the breadwinner
now all of a sudden i'm up now my i see things different fam the stripper look different when
the lights come on what are you talking about we all been there we said i don't need this nigga
to support me no more i can support myself that's basically that ain't what that ain't what she said
that's not what she said and that's not what she said. And that's not what she said. So don't turn it into that. She said that his decision making has been poor.
His decision making was poor when you were sitting around in school.
No, it was not.
And that's what she said.
No, it's not.
Read back.
Really?
She didn't say it wasn't.
His decision making has been poor.
She just said it wasn't.
You've been through school and have finally gotten into your career.
Your partner was once the primary moneymaker, but had not been in three years because she's making
more money she's making more money now keep going now she's the primary breadwinner in the last
three years keep going though but that means that yeah he made good decisions early on no it don't
it means he made more money than her no just mean i stuck around while you was making dumb ass
decisions because you was the bread i needed. Because I needed you. Now that
you've got your money right, you start
growing weary and looking at all
the decisions he's made, good or
bad. She wasn't looking at it before. No.
She wasn't looking at it before. No, because she
couldn't look at it because you had to be blind.
Y'all are faulting her. I'm going to whip for this.
Absolutely. 100%. Are you crazy,
Joe? I'm calling her.
I would love for you to get on the phone. I don't agree with y'all. Y'all faulting her for leveling up. No. Joe? I'm calling her I would love for you To get hold of her
I don't agree with y'all
Y'all faulting her
For leveling up
No
I'm faulting you
For leveling up
But now that you've
Leveled up
Off of my backbone
Now you want to judge me
Instead of helping me
Create better decisions
Or coming to me
And saying babe
This decision was shitty
Da da da da da
Now you want to just
Dip off
I didn't sign up for that
I didn't sign up for that
I didn't sign up for that I know You sign up for that I didn't sign up for that
I know
you was once
the primary breadwinner
and part of me
wanting to be
with a nigga
that earns like that
is him continuing
to do so
you did not do that
I'm still
I still like what I like
let me give you an example
I'm attracted to
what I'm attracted to
let me give you an example
every girl in sign up
to be the fucking
ride or die
let me give you an example.
Let's say he was making 100.
She was in school.
Barely get...
Make him 30.
Now she got out of school.
She got her shit together.
She makes 150.
He's at 100.
She makes 180.
He's at 100.
Now you get the opportunity
to judge him
And his mishaps
Fuck that
He was making them same mishaps
This is what I told him
Well I need to know more
Wait hold up
She goes right there to say
Because he has bad judgment
And has made bad business decisions
Which leaves him
Without money these days
That's not
Just I'm earning more
When you ain't had no money
I was with you Dodo
That was your choice
You right You right.
You right.
There you go.
Say no more.
That don't have to be my choice.
You are correct. Did you stick around?
Yes, you are correct.
Hell no.
King Croc's loser.
Call a girl.
Yeah, please.
Please call her.
Treat her with respect
when we call.
Of course.
Even though you have
varying opinions.
She ain't gonna answer no way. She ain't fucking with y'all.
Don't put your number if you ain't
gonna answer. It's not my number.
No.
Talk about them.
Oh, he cut
her phone off.
Hi, you from Amaranth?
Yeah.
Even the voicemail sounded different there.
Let's try Try one more time
Just to see
She ain't sound too bad
Man she got a couple dollars
Word
Word
Where she from?
What's that exchange?
I'll try her again
Later
Dog you can't be serious
Nah that's crazy That is What Iuh, you can't be serious.
Nah, that's crazy.
That is... What?
I'm serious.
I can't believe that that's your take on it.
Why wouldn't it be?
Because that's just coming from like a male perspective.
No, it's not.
That's a female perspective.
If a dude...
Most of the time, that's the other way around.
Most times it is the other way around.
You talked about the movie Acrimony.
Yes, it is.
I don't know nothing about the movie Acrimony.
Yeah, you ain't watch it.
But no, if a dude was struggling and a chick had held him down,
and then when he finished school and he started getting to the bag,
if he starts to now look at her with some level of resentment and contempt
for decisions she made and he wants to leave,
I'm going to look at him
like a fucking dodo too.
Isn't this the plot
to Instinct 2?
Real quick.
Actually, yeah.
It is the plot to Instinct 2.
Yeah, kind of.
I just don't understand y'all.
Give me a second here.
They're going to tear your ass up.
You better word it right.
No, no, no, no, no.
I can see you going down the slope.
No, I got it.
I just want to walk you through my thought process is all i've heard people i won't name names i've
heard people argue that monogamy is not natural it's something that's taught something that you
have to focus on practice because that's not what i've heard that right so this i'm arguing the same thing here in this instance
instinctually naturally if a human don't like what's around you go true i think it's tougher
i think you have to learn to do what y'all are saying which is stick around a little bit and
stay and fight through it and blah blah blah blah so i'm
not gonna fault the young lady right because the relationship went a certain way that she was
feeling and then as circumstances and time changed so did she so she both uh so she got lost so she's
opportunist i would i would fault her if she stayed and still was looking at this nigga like ill.
She's opportunist.
So I think she was looking at him like ill anyway.
And I think she's calling a man show to justify what you already feel.
And that is, I'm up.
You make it easier for me to look at you like that if you down.
But I fucked with you when you was down.
No, I had an issue with those decisions then.
Some of the decisions you made then, I just wasn't empowered to say anything.
So I chose not to leave until I got out.
Because I couldn't leave.
I couldn't leave.
You know how many people are in relationships today?
Yeah.
We said this on the pod before.
We told this all the time.
I know, and I don't fault any of them because I understand it.
I understand the thinking.
So I'm not going to fault her when I understand the thinking is all I'm saying.
Y'all are right.
Mad people stay in relationships while it's convenient.
I've heard this story, man.
It's not from women.
I'm bazillion.
Yo, I stayed with the nigga.
He was up, went through school, and I got up.
Hey, what I like changed.
I wasn't looking at that the same.
I was in different crowds, different circles.
I'm moving in shape.
We've seen it before.
I'm just saying that is they right.
Don't justify it
and blame the dude
right
don't justify it
and blame the dude
because
that was you
all relationships
is roller coasters
it's ups and downs
to these relationships
so if you not really
willing to weather the storm
don't try to put it on him
say yo
I got some money
I'm up now
my social circle might have changed or i might be
experiencing other shit like just my exposure change i disagree with you there too because
it's on all of the men who get up it's on our discernment to figure out who will and won't
weather the storm whether they tell us or not they're're not all going to be that forthcoming and honest.
That's hard to see.
Right.
Nobody's really going to be that forthcoming and honest when they need you.
That's what I'm saying.
So that's not his discernment.
He might love the girl.
I'm sure he does.
There you go.
And it's unfortunate that that side of how you're doing financially
factors into her love decisions.
But that's a lot of people today.
I agree.
And especially women.
I don't want to speak for them without them being here.
But I know a lot of women like that.
But that's the knock on a lot of women today
is the fact that you guys allow finances
or somebody's financial status
to dictate a huge part of the relationship
yo
like
money really
really really plays
a huge huge part
in somebody's
um
man
damn near affection
listen
I've said for years
you know the phrase
you know
money can't buy love
mhm
money doesn't buy love
it buys tolerance
it leases it
no it buys tolerance that shit on lease it'll buy the tolerance it leases it no it buys tolerance
that shit on lease
it'll buy the tolerance
it will
if the bag there
is big enough
and I'm not saying
don't attack me
but there are a lot of women
that will look the other way
stop being a pansy
I'm just saying
it's the truth
we see this all the time though
I'm just saying
don't leave with
don't attack me
I don't want to get attacked
deal with the attack
if it comes
no
I don't want to get attacked
fuck y'all
y'all get attacked I get attacked enough attack if it comes. No. Nigga, I don't want to get attacked. Fuck y'all. Y'all get attacked.
I get attacked enough.
I think it sounds like
a communication problem too, though.
No, it sounds...
There should be a conversation.
I don't think...
She's clear.
Why she got communicated?
She clear as hell.
He broke.
No, she was communicating before.
Now the communication has changed
because I got a bag.
Yeah.
Now I can talk spicy.
You broke.
I'm not.
I'm not communicating.
Ain't nothing I can say. Listen to this. I'm not. I'm not communicating. Ain't nothing I can say.
Listen to this.
I'm leaving.
I'm not speaking as Joe.
I'm speaking as her.
The fuck I'm communicating?
Nigga, I sat back and watched you do that duck ass shit for three years.
I'm nigga peace.
I'm blowing this joint.
I don't have to tolerate it no more because I got my own money.
I don't need your money.
You went and fought them niggas from that block over there.
I ain't think that was wise.
Watched you do that.
Sat back, still fucked you, sucked some dick.
I still suck some dick, I am.
Big boy just drew up.
Yeah.
Them niggas tore your ass up.
Hey, you took that money invested in that little crypto stock over here?
I mean, I was broke.
So I didn't really want to say nothing.
But nigga, that was stupid.
Shiva coin in the gutter.
Nobody told you to invest in fucking something stupid.
With a doge coin, take it to the moon and some shit.
You ain't on no moon, nigga.
You ain't on no moon, my man.
Yeah, some new flat washer machine.
You hang it up and clean everything. Nigga, that's a fail. You wanted't on the moon, my guy. You down here? Yeah, some new flat washer machine. You hang it up and clean everything.
Nigga,
that's a fail.
You wanted to be,
you wanted to be a visionary.
Flat washer machine.
Wanted to be a fucking visionary.
That's how Elizabeth Holmes
got homeboy.
Hey,
what's the last little deal
you turned down?
Uber.
Oh,
all right,
you might want to get on this.
You might want to get on this one.
I got some shit,
Thera,
Therafano,
whatever that shit is.
I love all the little, yeah.
I love all these little white girls scamming.
I fuck with them.
I'm telling you, man, the relationship between whites, I love.
Oh, it goes back.
It's deep.
Back to you.
You motherfucker.
You double entendre that one?
Holy shit, yo.
It's him.
Nah, it's real.
You got any of the people, yo? Nah, that's ill. Oh, it's you, yo. It's him. Nah, it's real. You got any of the people, yo?
Nah, that's ill.
Oh, it's you, yo.
It's you.
It's you, dumbass.
I don't have nothing to fight about, man.
I'm in support of her.
Y'all are not.
No, I'm not.
It's cool.
I would love that.
I'm not in support of that in either way.
Men out there, let me tell you.
If you get down, you ain't got but a certain amount of time until she's out.
Until you got to come up.
Or she's out.
Yo, shout out to all my exes that tolerated me when I was tapped out.
That's dope.
I'd shout mine out, but they didn't really tolerate me when I was tapped out.
Yes, they did.
They absolutely did. Don't do that, yo. I'm cool with some of your exes, yo. They tolerated you when you were tapped out. Yes, they did. They absolutely did.
Don't do that, yo.
I'm cool with some of your exes, yo.
They tolerated you
when you was stabbed out.
Separate issue.
It's a whole nother...
You on Patreon, this one?
They tolerated you, yo.
They did.
He know that.
He know that.
I'm talking shit, yo.
Everything I say
with the cameras on
is fucking me.
No, but I'm just saying
that's dope, yo. I don't really like on is fucked up no but I'm just saying that's dope yo
I don't really like
Shorty Rock
call us yo
she might have
a better explanation
yeah we could be
missing some shit
but from what I read
her voice was alright
she might have
a nice little explanation
I just
I don't
listen man
do we have more topics
no
what they sleeping on
South by Southwest
nobody cared I didn't know it was happening alright so nobody cared got it We have more topics. No. What they sleeping on? South by Southwest.
Nobody cared.
I didn't know it was happening.
All right.
So nobody cared.
Got it.
Nobody's cared in quite a while.
Damn.
Nigga just took the shit and ran with it. They needed to get rid of South by Southwest.
I don't want to be that guy, but they needed to go, yo.
Well, it needs to get back to what it was.
Yeah.
The new variant.
This is a new variant.
Well, we've heard for a long time.
You know, once all the corporate money got involved,
South by Southwest changed.
It died.
It died.
South by Southwest.
Yeah.
Mike Tyson has ear-shaped edibles.
I love it.
I want some.
Amazing.
I love it.
Round of applause.
Y'all see Al Harrington had a pound of the Iverson weed courtside at the game.
It sat on the floor.
Nope.
Look how far we've come with weed.
He took a pound to the game and sat it on the floor.
Yeah, because A.I. got a strand of weed on the Al Harrington.
Dapper Dan Gap, please.
Congrats.
Dap.
Allegedly sold out very quickly.
I'm sure.
What was that sound?
You don't like that?
Mixed feelings about it.
That's cool.
You want to expound?
No?
Okay.
Y'all going to compete with the bots.
That's all that is.
Anything that's highly anticipated and dropped, the bots got y'all.
At this point, you either buy a bot
or you pay resale
there's no other
and some people
running the bots
might be the people
making the shit
I agree with that
buy them all out
to create the demand
smart
I'm not mad at it
from a business standpoint
and make more money
off the off the resale off the resales yeah I ain not mad at it from a business standpoint and make more money off the
off the resale
off the resales
yeah I ain't mad at it
alright what else
we got Joe
I don't
think I have
I mean I could keep
going
let me see
nah I can save
that
I can save
that
I hit everything
on my list.
Drake and Jack Harlow do need a TV show, though.
I enjoy watching them, too.
Oh, and I did hear that they're possibly talking to Quavo
to start opposite Jack Harlow in the White Man Can't Jump.
As we said, so not mad at that, if it happens that way.
I will champion that if it happens that way.
If it does not and they put Michael B. Jordan here,
I'm telling you, I'm going to boycott this movie.
I'm going to boycott it.
I don't care what y'all say.
Whatever.
All right, I'm done.
All right, sleepy R&B time. Let's go. I see you out there. alright I'm done alright sleepy
R&B time
I see you out there
I see the comments
fuck y'all
know what time it is when verified is on here
god damn it
gotta be careful
with this one this one is dangerous
this one is dangerous. This one is dangerous.
Trigger warning.
Trigger warning if you might be going through it with your partner out there.
Oh, man. You fit perfectly under me Laying here comfortably
And I wish we had the power To alter our history
Cause I go back in time Turn the wrongs to right
Give us a second chance
Maybe we get it this time
Stars might align
Switch up the timing
Cause I know you're mine
We just play games in this lifetime
We can't get it right Love ain't the same in this lifetime
So I'll settle for my nights with you Settle for my nights
Till I have a life with you I'ma make it right with you But you'll be okay in this lifetime
You get me like no other
As if you were put here just to be my lover
And I wish you wouldn't fight it Just let go, give my heart permission
To try and get this time Turn the ropes around
Give us a second chance Maybe we get it this time
Stars might align Switch up the circumstance
Cause I know you're mine
We just play games in this lifetime
We can't get it right
Oh, I make the same in this lifetime
So I'll settle for my nights with you
Settle for my nights
Until I have a life with you
I'ma make it right with you
But you'll be okay
Till this lifetime
Oh, I
Love ain't the same in this lifetime
So I'll settle for my nights with you
Settle for my nights
Till I have a life with you
I'ma make it right with you
But you'll be be okay in this lifetime
oh
brand new music
that's Kia Harper
record is called Lifetime
album is called
Strangers
shout out to her
beautiful
no drop enough of that Rangers. Shout out to her. Beautiful. No, no, no, no.
Not for daddy.
All right, I'm up.
So, you know me.
I'm not going to play any R&B.
Change channel on them real quick?
Yeah.
Shut up.
This record is called Animal Control by Baby Smooth.
Energy make this one.
I know a city I want to.
Franchise.
Franchise.
The unriched bastard.
She sent me take one, now she want one too.
I ride through the city with bananas, nigga, this is Zeus.
Smack a nigga with the Glock, leave a nigga two floofs.
My nigga rich shooters, they be going cuckoo.
I hate a bro nigga who try to talk the price down
He was speakin' on me, he a long live now Niggas know how that shit go when you caught
out of bounds Catch a nigga slippin', he be runnin' from
the sound Started up a grow house, now it's pounds in
your town I just made a million, why sign for a noun?
My house to the city, that's at least 50 miles Push the button on the clock, one second,
50 rounds Boy, you ain't got no hustle, couldn't move a half a pound
This shit was already sold before it hit the town
These niggas old as hell, tryna copy our sound
I ain't dropped in a year, still bigger than these clowns
You thinking cause I rap, I won't go hit your account
You thinking cause I rap, I won't go flip me a pound
Boy, these bullets big as hell, don't let them hit your mouth
I just made 400,000, I was sittin' on my couch
Drink a A1 day, cause they said it was a drought
So much lean in my stomach, shit, it made a lil' pouch
I was pullin' phones, you was watchin' Wadden out
Hundred choppers in the crib, like I'm Simon Penthouse
I ain't gotta call nobody, go and pull a quarter out
Tryna dodge the hook, I done took the other route
You tryna make some money, we can open a account
You tryna make some money, draw these to this house
Why you actin' like the G? Know you was a mouse
Quarterback and receiving
So I only know the route
Call animal control
There's some birds in this house
Bitch, I can't kiss you
You got germs in your mouth
Shoot a nigga for these buffs
Kill a nigga for my chain
Shit, these perks don't work
I got a different type of pain
They'll know I would've crashed out right before came
Pay a nigga to go crash out
To me, it's just change
I've been getting bored
My sock's 500
I don't even like race But I'm rich, so I want it
On the east, deep as hell, six strikers on Conan
Niggas know they dream cheap, if it was me, I wouldn't want it
Big F, the rich franchise, and they know it
That nigga think he sweet, but he run around on
Every time my bum get a little money, he gon' show it
You can't even show me to your bitch, she gon' throw it
Five grams in the wood, they like the fuck going home
Nigga, I'm the reason she ain't pickin' up the phone
Tell him I'm the reason, why you scared to go home?
Had some pointers in my ear, I couldn't hear what's goin' on
This a big hit, I hear a switch, then he gone
I like VVS's, we ain't got the same stones Nigga, you a bitch, we ain't got the same soul
My shit really ring, we ain't got the same phone
This a big body, you ain't been in one of those
A thousand for my shirt, we don't wear the same clothes I could put you on, we ain't got the same phone This a big body You ain't been in one of those A thousand for my shirt
We don't wear the same clothes
I could put you on
We ain't got the same balls
Niggas see me out
And I bet his face
Niggas see me out
He ain't know what's up
I'm a young rich bastard
I'm a young rich bastard
I'm a young rich bastard
Animal Control, Baby Smooth, Detroit
I try to go somewhere else
And I always end up back in Detroit
With a sleeper record
I ain't mad at you
I'm going upstate
El Camino Chase Petty
this is Josh Allen
good protection
Allen fires
a strike
touchdown
show
show
fuck me
show show Fuck me Fuck me
No, I ain't perfect
I overthink why I'm wrong when he's the suburban
Jesus died on that cross cause he had courage
Meanwhile these niggas cowards like courage
Break a bone on your ankle, do you like Irving?
You stop it with your mixtape, cause we ain't heard it
Been in corners with big shit, we in my tech swerving
Ran more blocks than the Flintstones on foot
Was scrambling till I got in that end zone
I see they fuckin' up the pack, that's what they been on, huh?
You should've brought that load to me, it would've been gone
Got a gal to my sock, still move, slick as a fox in that 2030 F'n on my lap, not in no box, I ain't sunk
I show up to Met Gala and great ones, you just
One of these niggas that got him some fake runs
Not a stain on me, I really been having a great month
I just told my bitch that she cleaned up enough
Go take lunch, uh, relax, uh, uh While they think a man can fuck with me up enough go take much
while they think a man can fuck with me uh
while they think a man can fuck with me
I think he's know what's up man
while they think a man can fuck with me
bunch of money and a bunch of head shots
nigga Why you think you can make a fuck with me? Bunch of money and a bunch of head shots, nigga Why you think you can make a fuck with me?
I throw the pill like Joe Montana did it
I got the D's confused like they couldn't handle any
I've been in it, I've been winning
I pray to God, more than ever now
But I've been sinning, my aura so infinite
My sis told me that niggas hate that, niggas love me
It's no way out, a nigga feelin' puffy
Yeah, all these bitches love me
But who gon' take these bricks on them to Lickers in Kentucky?
You gotta take this trip to fuck me
This shit is gettin' lucky
Pull me in sparks with a trunk load
New burner phone, this shit a month old
Yeah, all we know is get that product then we pump o's since a
shorty get nigga had dumb o's i'll grab that snub nose and unload like a dumb truck catch a
vic and spin like some nunchucks i'm untouched every time i see your bitch i get a hoe with
thumbs up nigga who the fuck want what
that's josh allen by Camino and Chase Fetty.
Ish, what you got for us today?
I really don't even know how to pronounce her name
to be totally honest with you,
but her projects are fire.
I think her name is Maeta?
M-A-
Maeta?
Maeta.
Ah.
Song is called Bitch Don't Be Mad.
In the back going, mm-hmm.
I'm going to let you slide on the bucket.
I ain't mad.
I know I'm the best shit that you'll have.
Putting on Versace and black, black, black, black
Get in there, I told you I would
Remember that, babe
Knocked out of line in these sheets, got them brand new
Feels so fucking good without you
You wish you didn't play those games
Yeah, yeah, bitch don't be mad Oh, oh, oh
Bitch don't be mad Oh, oh, oh, oh
Now that I'm probably on the beach
Humming on your screens
I've been making new friends
I, I, I come in on top, top, drop
No time for blue shit
Yeah, you took your shot, blah, blah
Got blocked, you hate that, you know
I've been there before, nah, nah
Bitch, don't be mad, yeah
And why you new, hatin' on me?
She get angry to herself, I don't blame, blame, blame, blame
In fact, I hope she does for me
Some sanity, yeah
I thought I'm lying in these sheets, got them brand new
Feels so fucking good without you You wish you didn't play those games
Yeah, yeah, bitch, don't be mad
Oh, oh, oh
Bitch, don't be mad
Oh, oh, oh
Now that I'm probably on a beach
I might know your strings, I've been making new friends
I come in on top, top, drop, no time for blue shit
Yeah, you took your shot, blah, blah, got blocked
You hate that, you know I've been there before
Nah, nah, bitch, don't be mad, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, bitch, don't be mad at me. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
No, no, no, no, no.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
That is beta.
Bitch, don't be mad.
Also not paying a dollar.
Nah, nah, y'all good.
Y'all can get by with that one.
Oh, thank you.
I just know I said something to get us canceled today
and I just know
you're not gonna edit it out Parks
why y'all let me talk about
Lou Rawls and niggas man
why y'all did that
you ain't never say Lou Rawls
you ain't say his word
I would've edited it
nah he in there too
I leave Lou alone
now who I said
Sammy
Sammy
and and who we Armstrong oh well come on dog I leave Lou alone now who I said Sammy Sammy and
and who he Armstrong
oh well come on
dog
I see trees of green
yeah nigga
me too
stop
stop
my bad
stop yo
stop
y'all somebody
alright yo
and I think All right, yo. And I thank
tomorrow.
Oh, thank God
Teddy Riley came, right?
Thank God for real
came and changed
that shit up.
Yo, shout out
to Amber Mark.
The Ombre concert this weekend too, I'm there
Listen, we gone
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time I bid you adieu
Farewell, adios, viva, dirci
Hasta la vista, au revoir
So long, goodbye
Hey Goodbye, hey
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past So let's make this one last as if it's all we
Say goodbye and don't go from the start
Like it made me feel a little lighter
Like I got feel a little lighter Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little lighter
As if it's all we have, man
Y'all hold it down
Tell your loved ones that you love them
Tell the ops it's up for them niggas
At all times
You heard?
Enjoy your week
Get to it I'm going, man A constant week that I feel inside I look away
I'm going man
Yo Houston, we'll see y'all on the 28th
Dallas, we'll see y'all May 1st
L.A. we'll be there May 28th
And Oakland, we'll see you May 30th man, let's go
Your vibrations got me shaking
Big bang making type of high 30th man let's go Daylight, it's on the ground like a satellite
You make me feel a little higher
Come back and I'm a little higher
When I lie, the atmosphere brought me back to life
Make me feel like I'm on fire
You got big plans this week? Big plans for the week?
Nah, bro.
Nah?
Quiet week.
Alright, nothing like some quiet time. She tough. Amber, right? No, she? Nah. Nah. I'm quite weak.
Alright, nothing like some quiet time. Yo, she tough.
Amber, right?
You know she go crazy.
That's why I gotta let this rock out from the last minute.
A dumpside gets a little, ayy
A dumpside gets a little, uh oh
A dumpside gets a little, ayy
Sit down, there's ladies out there!
A dumpside gets a little, oh
Wait a minute!
Nigga, Joe is still rapping.
Oh, yeah.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bam, you already know.
I'm going to tear this shit apart.
You have a Mark Albin on your phone right now
In case you didn't know, aye
I'm not mad at all
This is up there for album of the year for me so far
Yo, this album dope
I know it's early, but I'll wait
But it's up there
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