The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 518 | "Feelings Don’t Make Facts"

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Joe kicks this episode off by announcing upcoming tour dates for the pod. The crew then dives into Pete Davidson responding to Kanye West in leaked text messages (29:40), reports of 6ix9ine going brok...e (58:20), and Conway the Machine's comments on his past contracts (1:09:10). Next, the guys discuss Mase's latest grievances (1:25:00), an update on the Alex Baldwin case (1:51:15), and the "Part of the Show" segment (2:36:45).   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks   Joe | Kia Harper - "Lifetime" Ice | Baby Smoove - "Animal Control" Parks | El Camino & Chase Fetti - "Josh Allen" Maeta - "Bitch Don’t Be Mad"

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, look alive, look alive. What up? What's poppin'? Phones, what's good? What's happenin'? What up? What up? All right, good.
Starting point is 00:00:08 Yeah, everybody got their tone right. It's startin' out with a smile, or his little half a smile, whatever that shit is he be tryin' to do. I hope it's two, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You put that doll in. It was two. Nah, it was just one.
Starting point is 00:00:18 It was two. Mike Check, I hope everybody's feelin' good, feelin' great. Weather is nice. Spring is approaching. Rest in peace, Biz Markie. It's spring again. What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:00:33 Oh, man. What's up, bro? You look like you're scared of that spring. You're looking like that spring. You're looking a little scared of it. How are you scared of spring? I can explain how I'm scared of spring. If you ain't right.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Yeah. I'll tell you how. Spring of spring. If you ain't right. Allergies. Yeah. I'll tell you how. Spring could be scary if you're not right. Allergies. Oh, oh. If you ain't do what you needed to do in the wintertime, spring could get, spring could get a little funky.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Fuck all that. When you can't breathe and your eyes are watering every five minutes, spring is not the best. I see why you only fuck for seven minutes. For real, he got glasses on, he's sneezing. That is just a germ fest. Seven minutes of heaven, so we good. So we're on the way over here, Parks, and we're talking, shooting the shit.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Just having some guy fodder. Sure. And somehow we get to, what are we talking about? New York and New Jersey. And I said, oh, it's the same shit. I said, New York is the same shit as New Jersey. Like, I'd be talking about New York
Starting point is 00:01:34 and I'll say you're from New York. Oh, Tim's. That's where we were. I just had Tim's on. You been doing the Tim thing lately. So? Ever since I told him what game said, he'd been ready,
Starting point is 00:01:53 right? Stay ready. You ain't got to get ready. So listen, I told ice. I said, he mad. He got a scuff on his Tim's.
Starting point is 00:02:01 I said, it adds character that like real New Yorkers should have like a little something on it. He says, I'm from New from new jersey and i'm like shut up with that already like new york new jersey whatever same shit it's not him and ish getting a newark irvington bag shout out to our listeners from all over the world by the way we're gonna really regionalize this podcast today certain parts of jersey are absolutely New York. And then Ice says, we don't pump our own gas. Don't ever compare us to them.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yeah. Fucking peasants that pump their... And he's right. I can't imagine pumping your own gas, right? It's hard. It really is. Can't relate.
Starting point is 00:02:41 One of those little privileges that we just really enjoy. Stay in your car. No, no, no. No, homeboy. I'm walking to the store. You're going to pump the gas. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:02:52 I'm not getting out the car. I'm going to crack the window. Yo, fill it up. And then drive to the store if you got to go, right? When you finish? Yeah. And hit the windows. Yo, hit my windows, yo.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yo, Duke. They don't do that no more. Yeah, it's over for that. They don't do that no more. They be cleaning your window. All right, let's try it this way. You do not tell a niggas to clean your windows at the gas station. No, I can definitely believe that Joe is doing this.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Let's try it this way. Because there's always a Joe way to do this, which only feeds the narrative. They don't do that anymore. But the little squeegee thing is right by the cashier glass thing that I'm looking at. I see it right there. So I'm going to get out
Starting point is 00:03:37 and go get that little thingamajig and go to my car. You know what he's going to say? No, no, no, you can't, you can't. You can't, you can't. And I'm going to say, well, if I can't, then't you can't and i'm gonna say well if i can't then listen somebody help me out somebody's cleaning papa little papa yeah so yeah they hit the windows too
Starting point is 00:03:56 nah i don't i'm not i'm not letting them hit the window then i reminded these gentlemen that they are aggressively trying to pass a law in New Jersey that banishes people pumping the gas for you. Oh, man. What are y'all going to do? They're not going to pass that shit. That's a big deal. That's a big deal for New Jerseyans. It is.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Fam. That's one of the gifts of living in New Jersey. We can't pump. We got cheap gas, and we don't got to pump that shit. Yo, you so wealthy yo nigga you see what gas costs other places
Starting point is 00:04:29 yo I don't look at the gas I ain't gonna hold you what you gonna do not drive look I ain't gonna hold you I'm just saying I ain't no gas went up
Starting point is 00:04:36 until people pointed it out I'm being perfectly honest wow wow not even not even run and pump that shit y'all
Starting point is 00:04:43 run and pump hold up it's given opulence it is no I seen the tweets Not even Not even Run a pop Run a pop Hold up It's given opulence It is No I seen the tweets And I was like Alright I never
Starting point is 00:04:51 I just say fill it up I never look at The receipt I ball it up I don't know what it costs 87? No Come on
Starting point is 00:04:58 Opulence Yo round of applause yo Yo why you No 87 dude We not doing no fucking 87 What's wrong with y'all? Yo, you know
Starting point is 00:05:07 who we sound like? We sound like the old fight that y'all just had about Kanye not giving a fuck if the niggas could afford
Starting point is 00:05:13 the stem player or not. Ice don't give a fuck. Nigga, you royalty. How do 87 niggas feel right now? I still do 87. I can't put 87
Starting point is 00:05:24 in my car, man. I'm not gonna lie. I frown at the 87. I'm do 87 in my car, man. I'm not going to lie. I frown at the 87. I'm an 87er, man. Nah. Why? Why you do that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:30 What's the difference? My car isn't no luxury car, so I don't really care. Kilparks is... You can water that shit down a little bit. Wait, you stepping on the gas? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:05:42 You putting cut on the gas? No way he's stepping on the gas? Oh, shit. You putting cut on the gas? No, he stepping on the gas. He putting water in the... Yo, you gonna blow up? Yo, fam, who says you gonna blow up? The person that went long enough without an oil change that by the time I pulled up to get one, that nigga said, yo, dog, you know you was about to blow up?
Starting point is 00:06:04 Nigga told me that once. Yo, br dog, you know you was about to blow up? Nigga told me that once. Yo, bruh, nothing came out. Nothing came out. It's dry. Nothing came out. He said the walls is dry. Nigga, I had the engine crack
Starting point is 00:06:13 from no oil changes. Wait, wait, wait. Y'all know how to check the oil walls? Wait, wait. Check change. No, check. Check.
Starting point is 00:06:20 We from New Jersey, bro. Bro, we don't go under the hood. We don't check nothing. Yo, my man, check the oil. You do that. No, no. Check the oil, too. Yo, my man, check your gas. You do that. No, no.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Check your oil, too. Yo, I can't. Yeah, what is folks talking about? Put the washer fluid in there. My shit low. Yeah. Y'all got a real... It's full service.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Luxury shit going on over there. No, it's called full service. Full service. All right, bro. Man. See? They do the coolant, too? I make them do some mechanic shit at the car wash.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Hey, yo, yo, cut that. Yo, chat. What's going on?. Hey, yo, yo, cut that. Yo, chat, see what's going on. Right there, yo. Air the tires? They do that, too? Yo, Parks, y'all niggas out here, y'all not living right. You right. Now you see why I said don't compare us to New York.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Indeed. Don't worry, Evan Ingram gonna learn, too. We gonna talk about him later. Y'all not living right. Y'all not living right. I went to the car wash. Yo, put the easy packs you got the thing
Starting point is 00:07:06 to screw the easy pass thing on my plate yo I ain't got the thing yo all you gotta do is act helpless yo yeah if you act helpless
Starting point is 00:07:15 I see why the women get it off they do I was gonna say that sounds like I'll send my wife to do that oh yeah
Starting point is 00:07:20 yeah niggas be coming out 17 screwdrivers I got it my boy I got it my boy the only I got it, my boy. The only time when it's cool to not act helpless is when a woman is trying to check if you can do the man shit or if you're helpless.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Do you know how to change a tie? Yeah, ma, fuck you thought. All right. But once you say that, you pass the test. Change all four of these motherfuckers. What you talking about? Rotate these shit. Fuck you talking about?
Starting point is 00:07:41 I ain't doing none of that shit. I'm not doing nothing. I got two thumbs, though, a big one. Get it of that shit I'm not doing nothing I got two thumbs though a big one get it right out in the street help I got two small ones help
Starting point is 00:07:50 call triple A exactly what you talking about nigga yo there should be more videos of the triple A dudes getting snuffed wait they fighting
Starting point is 00:07:59 the triple A dudes no but don't you think you should have seen that video somebody they coming to help you they coming to help you They coming to help
Starting point is 00:08:05 Yeah, they bailing you out After they left you by pole 87 on the highway For four hours in the middle of the fucking night Oh, nah, you got the wrong AAA, dog AAA quick No, that ain't quick I don't know what he talking about I don't know what he talking about
Starting point is 00:08:17 Rollside take Alright, we have a podcast We're not talking about it I'm telling you, I use them You wildin' Them niggas had you stranded for two and a half Nah They be like, yo, you can check it out We be there in 30 minutes I'm telling you I use them you wild them niggas had you stranded for two and a half nah they be like
Starting point is 00:08:25 yo you can check in we be there in 30 minutes that's cause you was living in that town that didn't have cars that might be it they got horse and buggy AAA out there
Starting point is 00:08:33 they didn't have no fucking cars in PA where you was at they just bring you a whole new horse bring you a whole different horse yo PA Ice
Starting point is 00:08:41 was so funny I'm never going back to New York I was baffled by that I wasn't wait you can go to PA
Starting point is 00:08:49 from New York and never want to come back hell yes there's nothing out here but a pool table for the town
Starting point is 00:08:55 I wish I was still there nigga just took us to the pool hall I swear fam you do not
Starting point is 00:09:02 wish you was out there with the piggly wiggly instead of being here nigga came up here and had a baby what you talking about what you talking about I swear. Damn. The Piggly Wiggly. You do not wish you was out there with the Piggly Wiggly instead of being here. Nigga came up here and had a baby. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:09:10 Okay. You came right up here and had one. You love it up here. I'm going to whistle for you, Ice. You love it up here is all I'm saying. Okay. You don't love it up here? No.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Why? Cost of living is too fucking high up here. One, you get more for your dollar out there. Two. Oh, my God. Yo, the Brokies are back. Oh, the brokies are here.
Starting point is 00:09:28 You went from opulence to like, yo, just because you get some money don't mean you want to blow this shit. I want to make it work. Well,
Starting point is 00:09:35 go ahead to South Carolina then, nigga. I can't, nigga. Why? I pod twice a week up here. Which means you make more money
Starting point is 00:09:42 than if you moved when you lived in PA. If I could pod twice a week from down there, I would. You can. It just don't pay the same as it does. In New York, you play Monopoly. You've had a house on Baltic before. We surely have.
Starting point is 00:09:54 You certainly. The fuck is he talking about? Take a fort for that little brown, too. One of that shit. It's a little 450 add up. Hey, you. No, it don't you not until you land on them yellows
Starting point is 00:10:07 and they crack your fucking head not until somebody put a hotel on Atlantic yeah it's like pod in New York like that pod you like when
Starting point is 00:10:15 you like when the hotels is up on the greens right it take a lot it take some work cause they expensive but when they hit but when they hit
Starting point is 00:10:22 and you can't dodge them greens and you get an extra green because that jail is right there. Jail is the extra green. You got the little community chest. So even if they skip it. And that's the bad community chest, too, with all the bad cards. We're going to fuck you up on that.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Every time you land on the community chest by the greens, it's something bad. House card. Some shit you never seen before. Move back one space. Move to the last space where you got to face shit all right mike mike mike young boys y'all good back there all right say less than tied up here that's how i'm feeling it's my vibe spring joe is here public's enemy zingerman button good vibrations though shout out to the ladies listening shout out to the happy relationships listening and the creatives!
Starting point is 00:11:07 I've been so stuck up on all these drama feelings I got concerts I'm going to In my room thinking my problems I'm making like dinner dates, reservations and shit Getting no house Friday at 10 like a No way Goofy shit right? You the man, I ain't goofy nigga Huh? You the man For eating dinner, right? I ain't goofy, nigga. Huh? You the man.
Starting point is 00:11:26 For eating dinner-ish? That ain't goofy, though. No, you said I'm going to movie dates, concert dates. What you said? Yo. You said something like. You're triggering me right now, though. This shit that you doing.
Starting point is 00:11:36 That's what you just said, Aki. I know, but because you're one of my good, good friends, let me tell you how you're triggering I don't want no problems, bro. This thing you're doing is what. I get scared when men do that. Like, when they say, must be nice. Or, I see, I see you shining. What I learned is a few years later, that turns sour.
Starting point is 00:11:55 It always goes bad. Shout out to anybody with a job. And without one. Take a lot of effort for me to stay awake I don't regret taking off What's the point? When all my friends are out and about You say, just come out for one drink, won't you celebrate? I end up missing out on these moments Special moments
Starting point is 00:12:28 I never get back Get on the band Feeling my guts made up my mind Won't miss out on living happily It's about time I don't lose control Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute I'm on my car, boys
Starting point is 00:12:51 They know what I was on in this car They know how I was on it when I was on my way over here Good vibrations only Good vibrations only Kaytunada, what up? Her, what up? Hurt, what up? Oh, no. Oh.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Oh, no. Yeah, you ready to part now. You know what I mean? Now I need the drums, though, to hit my soul. Alex, stop nodding your head like you know something about this. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Feeling good, feeling great out there.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now I'm letting it rock. I'm letting it rock. Just vibe out for a minute. Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin'
Starting point is 00:14:00 Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Don't wanna waste your feelin' Ah, the good old Jersey Club drums, bring them in You'll never go wrong with the These drums sound like they don't pump, they on gas Uh, let's give it opulent Jersey! Get me started Before they start My water right
Starting point is 00:14:23 Get this aqua right You know what I mean Try to eat a little less steak this week Do some healthy shit Oh, good for you, buddy Let's go, Styles P And all the health guys out there Hey, if you don't do nothing else with your day-to-day
Starting point is 00:14:35 Make sure you do something a little healthier Alright, alright You got me So, that I make them lost, I'll let you force up All my time, don't wanna waste the feel Like we could be, like we could be Like we could be, like we could be So, I'm busy, in my sense Hoping to be the hero
Starting point is 00:15:04 Don't overthink when you could be loving me y'all wanna start with? Alright, we'll figure it out. Well, what are the jersey spots? Well, you know them better than me. Well, nah, because the chicks want to dance the drill and all that shit. They do. They ain't got that happy feet. They ain't got no happy feet no more out there.
Starting point is 00:15:30 You have to know how to get to it when this came on. Hey. Damn, they don't want to party. I'm ready to go outside right now. Who was the Jersey City spot? Agatha's. Albert's. Oh.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Bitch. Agatha. Agatha. Albert. Oh. Bitch. Agatha. Agatha. Alright. Microphone check. One, two two what is this oh look at me being in pedestrian sport change gotta work on it
Starting point is 00:16:15 microphone check one two what is this 518 yeah welcome to episode 518 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Parks is here. Brother Ish is here. Brother Ice is here with kinda new Tims. I mean, they not the newest. But that's okay. But that's fine.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Nah, that shit hurt. That's fine, man. If you scuff your shits up. Getting in the car. Soon as it get hot. Oh, that's how you scuff to get in the car that shit hurt. That's fine, man. If you scuff your shits up, soon as it get hot. That's how you scuff to get in the car? That hurt. That hurt.
Starting point is 00:16:48 He already told you that he spent his adolescent years staring at light bulbs and that he broke his wrist going up the steps. And y'all think he know how to get in the car correctly? Nah, that shit hurt.
Starting point is 00:16:58 He don't know how to... Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I have a new pair. Oh, I ain't see that scuff. Yeah, that was bad. You ain't got the eraser with the brush? It's not on me. It's in the crib. I take it. I have a new pair. I ain't see that stuff. Yeah, that was bad. You ain't got the eraser with the brush? It's not on me.
Starting point is 00:17:07 It's in the crib. I take it when I get it. It don't work anyway. Nah, it don't. That's for brokies, B. That shit don't do shit. Yo, Ish, why you such a classist, yo? Ish, you just cop a new pair, man.
Starting point is 00:17:20 You hear him? Him. Y'all. I always wore the eraser with the brush with my Tim. Jersey City shit. See the difference. Are you saying Jersey City niggas is dirty compared to Newark niggas? First of all, my niggas told me I got to stop saying that I'm from Newark.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I got to say I'm from East Orange now. Why? Because you're not from Newark me? little bit same shit what is that? oh don't do that
Starting point is 00:17:50 don't do that please don't do that anyway are you from Newark proper? I'm from Newark the real Newark that's Burbs
Starting point is 00:18:00 real Newark but then they ran you out when you went when they ran you out they don't no I never got you out. When they ran you out? No. I never got ran out. Yo, everybody that get ran out, say that, yo.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Who are you talking about? I'm just saying. I don't know. Never got ran out. You got to have a story about getting ran out of your hood. I got some. That's why you don't know when to believe them. You got ran out your hood?
Starting point is 00:18:25 The story's out there, yeah. I got some. That's why you don't know when to believe them. You not ran out your hood? The stories out there, yeah. Oh. What do you mean? Oh. I was just asking. Not everybody's been ran out their hood, so a lot of people
Starting point is 00:18:33 can't really relate to that. Well, after they pulled the trigger with that gun by my head, I wasn't really going back over there. That ain't ran out, though. Didn't feel like home anymore?
Starting point is 00:18:43 Shit. That ain't ran out. That ain't ran out. That ain't ran out. Y'all don't do that, yo. That's ran out. That's not ran out though didn't feel like home anymore that ain't ran out y'all don't do that yo that's ran out that ain't ran out voluntarily saying fuck y'all I ain't coming back it's not the same as being ran out
Starting point is 00:18:54 no no no that was involuntary when a nigga whipped out on you and forced you not to come back that's involuntary you could've went back though I could've went back when you get evicted you could go back no you can't no you can't no you can't go back illegally we telling the realtor dude they changed put the block on your shit you can't go back you can get that lock open and y'all got put out y'all went back
Starting point is 00:19:20 went which time i'm the king of getting put out i'm the king of getting at the compound i ain't leaving till you put the little pink letter on the door that says you got 30 days and then i'm taking that letter up to the court and that 30 gonna turn 60 90 better make sure those windows lock oh i always have an alternative way to get into the house that I've been in for years. The fuck is wrong with them? Hey, I pulled up to that house a few weeks ago just to sit outside.
Starting point is 00:19:50 They changed it. It doesn't work on it. Oh, I'm talking about that house. Oh. Damn. I'm leaving with my presents felt. And you're coming back to make sure your presents
Starting point is 00:20:03 are still felt? You're going to know i was here or gone anyway what's up man how y'all feeling great how's anybody doing good and i'm just joking around man don't start i say shit and it becomes real fuck y'all yeah it does everybody's feeling good had a good week good weekend yeah good weekend my weekend was great uh spent it with my baby majority of the time time until it was time to go fight it around but wasn't a good thought weekend wasn't a good thought weekend for me weekend well not that but i did brunch i did a brunch saturday i'm not a really brunch guy but i did
Starting point is 00:20:37 i'm starting to like i'm starting to like that brunch i did a little brunch me and ian and the wives why do you love birds Oh my god That's not that shit No that's bird shit No that's not that shit Brunch is bird shit Yeah but he went Him, Ian
Starting point is 00:20:50 And their wives That ain't bird shit We can still be birds That's married bird Yeah we're That's married bird It's a flock of birds Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:58 I'm looking at The whole flock of birds What is married bird Yo that's funny It's married bird When you're married You can still do bird shit When you're getting married Yeah You just gotta do it With other married couples Yeah bird. When you're married, you can still do bird shit. When you're getting married, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:06 You just got to do it with other married couples. Yeah, you do it with other married couples. Yeah, you got to do it with other married couples. That's why I'm calling it married bird. That's kind of what you think about. That's kind of ill. Because I don't get them phone calls from them. I ain't married.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I'm not in a club. You just pigeon. Married bird is flamingos. It's a little bit more beautiful little peacock or I'm just a loyal black man trying to get it done out here in this cold
Starting point is 00:21:35 I offer some pushback though to the women that have been telling me for the past few years that I don't know how to be loyal. Why would they think that? Or faithful. Because they don't think niggas cheap. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Not you. Your last few situations, you wasn't really wild. I don't be wild. Back in the day, it was a little bit. Yeah, but that's where the pushback comes from. No, I'm just saying, lately, yeah. Look who y'all be wanting niggas to be loyal to. Like, y'all seen some of the chicks I was fucking?
Starting point is 00:22:09 No, I'm not being loyal to them. What? See, that makes perfect sense to me. You judging my loyalty on how I behaved with her? Yo, what is wrong with this nigga? Am I off in the head? Yes, but I mean yo oh
Starting point is 00:22:27 you off bro that was that was clear logic and rational to me anyway oh come on yeah um well y'all say something
Starting point is 00:22:37 normal as I said I went out brunch I did a little brunch thing too because of Ray 40th birthday so shout out to Ray shout out to Ray
Starting point is 00:22:43 we was out and I like the brunch shit because you could get smacked and it'd be like 9 o'clock. Yeah, I'm good. See, I don't like that because I'm still staying up until 2, 3. You get a chance to sober down. Married bird. Because before we go out, I come back home at 2, 3 o'clock in the morning. That's different.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Oh, yeah, we sobered up. We came here and smoked weed. Sobered up, got high. Came down, went back up. Yes, I'm all for the day party bunch of shit now. My Sunday was a little rough. I see why y'all do that.
Starting point is 00:23:12 I don't care for that. Yo, being older, day parties are not that bad. Word. To be honest. I don't care for that because I'm going to stay up late regardless. So all I'm doing is extending my day.
Starting point is 00:23:21 But you're staying up in the comfort of your home. You're already relaxed. You know what I'm saying? Coming in the house at 2, 3 o'clock is you got to still wind down. If you're already at home
Starting point is 00:23:30 when it's 1 o'clock watching Tommy, it's something different. And you don't have a day job like some of us. Yeah. That is true. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:23:39 So when you got to wake up the next morning at 6, I said a day job. Quit that job. Better yourself. Who I talk to for raises. Wait, where? Where?
Starting point is 00:23:50 Yourself. Wait, what happened? But, oh. At the job? You said quit that job. Oh, that mean you need to raise the other job? Let me shut my black ass up.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Yeah, nigga. I quit them. I quit them today. Ta-da. It's a quote today so what was he saying Kanye and Pete have really been wilding man they have really
Starting point is 00:24:15 been going at it oh man nah go ahead y'all was talking I didn't want to nah nah I'm just but when you have a day job like that
Starting point is 00:24:21 I can see why you would like hell yeah I still get some sleep in there yeah so that's I'm all for the day party brunch vibes now. Damn, we old, yo.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah. I think it's going to go to day party. I'm young. I'm young. Got my whole life ahead of me. Now, the youngs be at the brunch. The youngs love the brunch. And that's the other thing.
Starting point is 00:24:37 That's what I was trying to tell Ish. Because he was saying they don't play that kind of music at the spots in Jersey. One thing I noticed is- That's brunch music. Yeah. I was going to say, when you at these little brunch joints, they play that shit like that. And that's why I like to run to- Earlier.
Starting point is 00:24:50 And that's why I like to run to DC real quick on a weekend, because that's where you hear shit like that at. No, they play it. They play it. That club shit in Jersey. I said I'm shocked I never heard that particular song. Oh. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:01 In the club set. That particular song. Got you. You know Jersey. Yeah, because that spot, they play all of that Jersey club. And as soon as it gets about 6 o'clock, the guns come out. Straight up. All right, this is a worldwide podcast.
Starting point is 00:25:13 We've Jersey'd it for about 30 minutes now. All right, business to tend to. Let's get right to it. It's time, gentlemen. I've tried to groom you for as long as I can. I cannot keep you guys in the house. I cannot keep you indoors, sheltered, away from the viewing public and our fans. The world is open.
Starting point is 00:25:37 You have to go venture out. Meet the people you're speaking to. I told you. Look, you think I'm scared already. Yo, why do he think we scared? Why do I think you scared? Because I said to Ish, at the end of one of the tour stops, I can't wait till we end the show and you got to go say what up to the fans.
Starting point is 00:26:01 And know what he said to me? What? I'm going to say what up. That's why I think that. That's why. Because he think he's going to be standing there saying what up to the fans and know what he said to me what i'm gonna say what up that's why i think that that's why because he think he's gonna be standing there saying what up to somebody or two people or three people and i just would like to see him when there's a line or crowd around with that though you know why i say that you know you know how tough it is to speak to like seven people at once i'm gonna tell you why like that's not a normal thing that's why i highlight it because
Starting point is 00:26:24 it's just not normal practice right but look i'm gonna tell you why like that's not a normal thing that's why I highlight it cause it's just not normal practice but look I'm gonna tell you why I think he'll be alright because I've noticed a couple times I've been out with him
Starting point is 00:26:32 the green eyed bandit can't stand it like with more fruit of your huh it's him it's him
Starting point is 00:26:39 on your brain oh no Hazel's not green right the hazel eyed bandit get his shit right that don't bring right? The Hazel Eye Bandit. Get his shit right. That don't bring right. Yo, the Hazel Eye Bandit sounds disgusting.
Starting point is 00:26:49 We need a new moniker for you. But yeah, so I've noticed like the times, a couple times we've been out, like he gets a crowd
Starting point is 00:26:55 of people wanting to say what's up to him. Oh, yeah. So he's kind of groaning for that already. Nah, true, true. Nah, that's true. He draws mid.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Nah, that's true. New ice. Ticketing. Nah, that ass. Alright, so this is happening. Nah, true. True. Nah, that's true. He draws mid. Nah, that's true. New ice. Tickety-tock. Nah, that ass. All right, so this is happening. We're out. We're leaving. April 28th.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Houston, Texas. Woo. Woo. Already told a few people that's a work night for me. That's work. I'm working all night. Yeah, those shows go late. Yeah, super late.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I'm sure there's an after show. Yeah. Walk through hosting, something going on until the wee hours of the morning. But Houston, April 28th, this is happening. May 1st, Dallas. Work. There's a lot of work to do in Dallas. Dallas.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Who mapped this shit? I'm pretty sure I had something to do with this. They was trying to put New Jersey first. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody. Let's start with some fun. Don't put my hometown pressure on me. The whole squad is from New Jersey.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Let's end it there. But Dallas, Texas, May 1st. And then we are May 28th. Los Angeles, California. And May 29th, we are in Oakland. Woo, sheesh. Love the Bay. Love LA.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah, love LA. So again, those tickets will go on sale Friday at on JoeButtonPodcastTour.com yeah I want guns yeah I want guns yeah all that shit
Starting point is 00:28:32 and Thursday our Patronies shout out to y'all y'all will receive a private code so you can purchase tickets 24 hours in advance
Starting point is 00:28:43 before they go on sale to the public. Salute. We love you. I can't wait to get out there and see y'all. It's been a while. Word. Can't wait to feel that energy.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Can't wait to watch my guys. Yeah, I'm about to say, it's our first time. He's saying it's been a while. I ain't never seen y'all, so I can't wait. That's not true. You used to go on tour a little bit. You did a little hosting from now on. That's true.
Starting point is 00:29:00 You know what I mean? It's different now. You've had a taste of it. It's different now. It's definitely different. The last time y'all went on tour was pre COVID, right?
Starting point is 00:29:06 Yeah. Damn. It's been a minute. Yeah. And I didn't want to be part of the crew that rushed back out to get something done while they were figuring out
Starting point is 00:29:17 COVID with the venues, with these rules and just, we were, we've been patient. We've been patient. So I can't, I can't wait now that it can be done correctly
Starting point is 00:29:27 I look forward to it me too round of applause alright I damn near want to put a part of the show at the top but we won't let's get right to it
Starting point is 00:29:39 what we got to talk about I mean you mentioned them earlier you want to talk about Kanye and Pete Davidson wait no no no wait I do want to talk about that but mean, you mentioned them earlier. You want to talk about Kanye and Pete Davidson? Wait, no, no, no, wait.
Starting point is 00:29:46 I do want to talk about that, but I want to say rest in peace to Razor Ramon. Scott Hall. Scott Hall. I want to say rest in peace to Mike Mora, Khalees' husband.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And rest in peace to Tracy Braxton. It's a lot of loss. It really is. A lot of loss it really is a lot of loss it don't stop yeah yeah so rest in peace
Starting point is 00:30:10 of course thoughts prayers condolences to the family wrap them with love respect their privacy all of that but just horrible okay now
Starting point is 00:30:21 now that now we can talk about some of the other things do we start with this I mean we can start with it I don't care I'm tired of talking I'm so tired of talking about them
Starting point is 00:30:36 I told you when I came to the house I'm tired of reading about it I'm tired of seeing it but this is hilarious though I will come conflicted a little bit tell them what you're talking about so uh some screenshots popped out i'm not sure from who somehow the public has it has been made privy to text messages between pete davidson and kanye west it would look like it would have to have been pete right because he's the blue
Starting point is 00:31:02 yeah well from what i've read it was his cousin or something. Because Kanye was like, yo, what's this guy's address? Okay. Even that's funny. But so you want to read the message? Yo, it's Skeet. I'm laughing there already. Oh, so you're going to read this?
Starting point is 00:31:24 Yeah, yeah. No, I'm reading this. This is funny. Yo, it's Skeet. Can you please take a second? I'll be Kanye. I was about to do it, but go ahead.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Do your thing. No, you can be Kanye. You do it. All right. Yo, it's Skeet. Can you please take a second and calm down? It's 8 a.m.
Starting point is 00:31:40 And it don't got to be like this. Kim is literally the best mother I've ever met. What she does for those kids is amazing. And you're so fucking lucky she's your kid's mom. I've decided I'm not going to let you treat us this way anymore. And I'm done being quiet. Grow the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:31:52 You got to say that with a little more like white. Then you'd be Pete. White, white, white, white. I've decided I'm not going to let you treat us this way anymore. And I'm done being quiet. Damn it. Do that. Come on.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Grow the fuck up. A word? Boy, he using profanity now? What you at right now, fam? See, for all y'all who don't know, that's Kanye saying drop the location. You're not Kanye anymore. You even sound cool in this predicament.
Starting point is 00:32:21 No, that's how you think it's... A word? You using profanity now? Drop the low. That's it? To the young kids, that's how you dig a... A word? You using profanity now? Drop the low. That's it? To the young kids, that's what Kanye's saying. Exactly. I'm in bed with your wife. Break phone.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Attach one image. Break phone, my nigga. You can't say that. No, you can't say that. You can't say that. You really can't. Oh, I'm say that you really can't you got it oh i'm being connie all right fine go back happy to see you're out the hospital and rehab see i'm salty same here it's wonders what those places do when you get help you should try it when you go get help you should try i've been la for the day if you want to stop being a little internet
Starting point is 00:33:03 fuck boy and talk. Mine's edited, so pardon me. It's fine. Is it still me? Yeah. Oh, we couldn't do Hamilton. You don't scare me, bro. Yeah, you keep me picking up questions.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Your actions are so pussy and embarrassing. It's so sad to watch you ruin your legacy on the daily. Yo, dawg, you're more than welcome to come to sunday service i'm headed there now actually well why don't we meet after sunday service in the saints game i'll be at the bhh we can have food and talk it out in my room privately one-on-one man to man what you're doing to your family is dangerous and gonna scar them them for life. Please handle these matters privately, bro. I beg you. You want to see me come to Sunday service. This isn't public, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:53 I'm here for pictures and press, which is obvious. I'm not here for pictures and press, which is obviously all you care about. My offer stands. I wish you'd man up for once in your life. Let me help you, man. I struggle with mental stuff too. It's not always an easy journey. You don't have to feel this way anymore.
Starting point is 00:34:09 There's no shame in having a little help. You'll be so happy and at peace. You have no idea how nice I've been to you despite your actions towards me. I've stopped SNL from taking, talking about you or making fun of you, which they've wanted to do for months.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I've stopped stand-up comedians. That's all I got for you. That's good enough. Come on, bring it down, you. Just give me a break. That's all I'm looking for is a break. Wait, the last line was the best part, though. He says, but if you continue to press me
Starting point is 00:34:40 like you have for the past six months, I'm going to stop being nice. Yo, he talking spicy. He not. Well, I'm going to stop being nice. Yo, he talking spicy. He not. Well, you're going to wish you retracted that, buddy. Just break it down for me. It's just an ugly situation. He's doing what he's supposed to do, actually, at this point.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Is that what he's doing? I think so. Antagonize him? No, he's fed up. He should have never said I'm in bed with your wife. That part was good. All the other stuff he could have potentially said to the dude. Look, if y'all gonna fight, go fight at this point.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Right. All this extra shit is unnecessary. The leaking the text to the internets is definitely unnecessary. Although, I'm not sure that Kanye wouldn't have leaked the text himself. Anyway, they said he did. I don't know who did it. I was saying Pete's cousin or something.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Cause Kanye didn't, that shit was Pete. The text is blue. It says Dave serious, a message from Pete. Cause Kanye tweeted that and say, yo, what's this guy's address?
Starting point is 00:35:43 Like, yo, yeah, he's talking like a gangster. Like, he want to do stuff to people. You got to chill. Who got to chill? Ye.
Starting point is 00:35:54 You have to chill talking like that. Like, leaving a paper trail on the internet is what I'm talking about. He ain't saying nothing. He said, yo, come to Sunday. No, I'm talking about screenshotting that and saying,
Starting point is 00:36:03 what is this guy's address? Stuff like that. You don't want nothing that can trace back to you if you're going to make a move. Find out through back channels, handle your business, but don't put it out here. That's my beef with all of this. I just think it's ugly because your kids could potentially see this. Potentially? They got kids that are old enough to read.
Starting point is 00:36:22 This shit is ugly. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think it's whack. To publicly have these conversations, I just think it's corny. Personally. And then it goes into where Kanye puts the picture of the three pins he found on his daughter's book bag. Says something about... I didn't really understand that one.
Starting point is 00:36:42 This is why he wants to be there. He's been denied his kids. And then she came right back and said, yo, stop. You just picked him up today. You were just at the house this morning. I need to understand the significance of the pins. I don't understand none of it.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, I don't know. To be honest with you, I don't get none of this. Go back to those texts, please. I offer absolutely no opinion on what's going on with kanye and pete and kim i feel like these are personal matters these are private matters and they should be handled that way i'm only going to use this topic to speak from my perspective and what i would be thinking and doing if it were me if you were
Starting point is 00:37:26 which part yeah i was gonna say if you were either one i'm gonna go through them both because it's just a few things that i highlight if if they both are mental health guys i hate a lot in this and they both are mental health guys so i hate a lot and i hate when people that are supposed to care about mental health weaponize it. And use it for harm. And people do that a lot passive aggressively today. Yo, it's Ski. Can you please take a second and calm down? See, I don't know what this is coming off. It's 8 a.m. and it don't got to be like this.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Kim is literally the best mother whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Duke no I take exception you not telling me about the mother I picked for my kids he ever met but you saying it to me
Starting point is 00:38:19 you out of place no he not for me I gave you your chance to break down you're right you're right you're not texting my phone to tell me how amazing my kid's mom is while you're sleeping with her it's inappropriate it's totally inappropriate out out out of place just nah not me is all i'm saying he continues uh best mother i've ever met what she does for those kids is amazing all right yeah as a dad i cringe what you're not in the house telling me
Starting point is 00:38:58 that what's going on while you're watching my kids you know what's going on with me if you know i'm a mental health guy i it's just nasty to me i'll continue the kids are amazing you're so fucking lucky she's your kid's mom i've decided i've decided you're coming off this conversation saying i've decided i'm not gonna let you treat us this way anymore cool oh you're using profanity where you at right now i just already broke that down i totally agree we know what that means in bed with your wife whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that's where you get punched in your face no you get punched in your face from the last shit because you was out of place and you was leading up to this and if you let people stay
Starting point is 00:39:33 out of place then they continue they get worse go back so now you have no business talking to me about my kid's mom as the guy currently sleeping with her while we're in this situation. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Let me just give you a small scenario. I was only starting from here.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I'm not looking in totality. That counts, though. That's a major fact. Hypothetically, you meet a new girl. Me trolling you online still don't give you the right to fucking talk to me about the job that my kid's mom is doing while you're fucking her. Fam, I've shut up for the whole time. No, no, no. You putting videos out cutting my head off.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Hold up, fam. If you meet a girl, any girl, and you start to like this girl, y'all dating. It might even be a boyfriend-girlfriend. I don't know where you're going. It might be a boyfriend-girlfriend situation now. Her baby's dad is wild. Pardon me. Her ex-husband is wild. You quiet because it's really not your place.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Right, right. But after you and the girl start to get a little bit more serious, my nigga, now it's my place because now this is my chick so i'm gonna treat you like a nigga at walmart i'm gonna treat you like a nigga at target that is talking reckless to my chick you're gonna get the same thing because you're her ex-husband that don't permit you to just keep saying anything that you want to say publicly or privately to my girl now i'm open so as the man i gotta kind of now especially if you're also shooting at me the whole time that too but i gotta now kind of step in and be like yo dog stop yeah enough's enough
Starting point is 00:41:11 i'm open and again i think the shit that he said i'm in bed with your wife he gets punched in his face for that and i think it leads up to i totally agree but i don't think the first paragraph that joe read is negative really yeah but you go well and that's why but that's why i don't like it ish because you're absolutely right in what you're saying if you're right but my issue is no niggas take regular shit that should be normal like that first half of that text kanye just said oh you cursing where you at no but you said like he was if it was all peace and that text was beautiful and fine and and just like it was worded then kanye saying oh you cursing where you at right now shouldn't warrant you being that nasty zero to 100 that
Starting point is 00:41:56 fast i accept what you're saying but your next text tells me where your heart really lied in the first place with the first text i think agree. I agree with that, too. It continues. But in bed with your wife is sick. Mm-hmm. Now. She should be mad. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:13 I won't speak for any of them. I'm telling you, if somebody sent that to me. It's up. Sorry. But if I'm the dude that's been like you said getting distance head chopped off
Starting point is 00:42:28 in the video I'm gonna probably send you that and what what we doing why that's the passive aggressive shit
Starting point is 00:42:36 you can't pick and choose when it's appropriate to say inappropriate shit he just chopped this nigga's head off
Starting point is 00:42:44 in a video now I can come and say head off in a video. Now I can come and say I'm in a bed with your wife. Dog, we say all the time. We can't pinpoint how some of them are. Yeah, facts. We say all the time.
Starting point is 00:42:53 You can't dictate how somebody reacts to your disrespect. I agree. I think Kanye is... This is his reaction. I've had enough of you. I don't think he has, though.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I've had enough of you, so now I can make you sick. I don't think he's had enough. I don't think he has no i've had enough of you so now now i can make you sick i don't think he's i don't think he's had enough i don't believe that i don't believe that part that i think he's had enough that's all i'm saying but let's keep going happy to see you're out the hospital and rehab see so now we both just gonna do this you're gonna go last i'm gonna go lower we both probably could use all the help that we could get probably
Starting point is 00:43:27 so we just gonna fucking Earl mental health disses at each other I don't I don't like it see look more passive aggressive
Starting point is 00:43:36 same here as one is what those places do when you're gonna get help you should try it I'm in LA for the day if you wanna stop being a little internet like
Starting point is 00:43:43 you can't say all these things and then say, yo, I'm out of here if you want to meet me. I would have met him. Yes, you can. I would have met him. I would have went right to,
Starting point is 00:43:52 where they went? BHH? Beverly Hills Hotel. I'd have went right to BHH. There you go. He said, yo, I got a room. He telling you that for a reason.
Starting point is 00:43:59 He telling you to come say hi. I'm telling you where I'm at. How are we going to conduct the meeting is how we're going to conduct the meeting. But what I'm saying is we can conduct it accordingly behind closed doors. So that's me and you go in the backyard and shoot a field one. And you're going to sue me. How?
Starting point is 00:44:14 You're going to sue me. That's not a guarantee. See, and this is why it's tricky today, yo. You're right. It is tricky today. And this is why it's tricky today. It is. Yo, you invited me up, dear, to meet you.
Starting point is 00:44:23 I met with you. Shit got a little awkward. Mano y mano. Mano. How, you invited me up, dear, to meet you. I met with you. Shit got a little awkward. Mano y mano. How the fuck you gonna sue me, nigga? Because that's how it goes. Who's to say who threw the first punch? Ain't no cameras in here. There's mad cameras in here.
Starting point is 00:44:34 In the rooms? But the first punch, yeah. In the private room? People up there to the room. But my thing is this. Whoever hit who first don't matter. It's who provoked who.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I don't know the laws in California, but that matters. What I'm saying is this. Yo, you've been tormenting me for months. I'm tired of your shit. She my girl now. Before we was dating, she might be my girl now. He has to now say something. And he said-
Starting point is 00:45:00 Who owes more weight to you, the girl's man or the kid's dad to you? With regard, it depends on what you're talking about. It's separate instances. If it's my girlfriend now, what matters that pertain to my chick, I hold more weight. I wish your boyfriend would. Matters that pertain to your children.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I'm not going to let you disrespect my girl. Joe, you bugger. I'm not going to let you continue to disrespect her. Matters that pertain to your children, you definitely hold more weight. Yeah, you got that. I'm going to bow out. I'm not even going, listen, I've dated girls with kids in the past right i don't even really comment
Starting point is 00:45:29 on the shit that they discuss with their kid's father because i feel that's inappropriate you get i'm saying y'all could argue about y'all kids y'all could do all of that sometimes i even take the dude side when she come back and tell me the story. But you not gonna be disrespectful to my girl. It's two totally separate instances. As the dad, my nigga, you got it. I'ma bow out. But as the boyfriend,
Starting point is 00:45:51 you can't just disrespect my chick. You're bugging. I'm not gonna be silent while you disrespect my chick calling her all types of names publicly and all that.
Starting point is 00:45:58 You out your fucking mind. And you're talking shit to call me all types of names. And you calling me names. And I shut up for a long time. You out your fucking mind. I shut the fuck up. Why am I out my mind?
Starting point is 00:46:07 I'm saying, I'm not you. I'm not applying this to this situation. He's been publicly bullying the nigga, dog. Like, at what point does that stop?
Starting point is 00:46:15 He's been bullying him publicly. And not for nothing, dog. He said, yo, you're using profanity. Where you at? I answer that question when I'm at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Is it bullying?
Starting point is 00:46:24 Show up. Is it bullying when Pete Davidson and the Saturday Night Live writers come up with a few skits and put them on their show? No. And discount you? It's not bullying.
Starting point is 00:46:33 I'm going to tell you, it's a difference. We sit up here and we laugh and joke people every day. In this particular job that we are doing now. We'll crack jokes about people. We're not necessarily bullying them.
Starting point is 00:46:44 It comes with the gig. It comes with the gig. It comes with the job. So they're not bullying Donald Trump or Obama or Sarah Palin or anybody when they get up there and make skits. It's a show wrapped around skits. About public figures, right? So I don't think that's bullying.
Starting point is 00:46:59 But now when you are... You cut my head off in the video, Joe. You made up a nickname for me. You are publicly disrespecting me at every turn. So you and your art can do whatever and under the guise of art. And I can't do the same in my art. What is he doing in his art? Cutting his head off in the video.
Starting point is 00:47:18 That's his video. You said Saturday Night Live. They come up with videos and hip hop. It's what we do. Great argument. Now explain all the text messages and all the nicknames and all the name calling
Starting point is 00:47:27 I cannot that's not art at that point I cannot I'll tell you you got a great point and no way am I agreeing with the behavior from either of these gentlemen
Starting point is 00:47:35 and I don't think I might be wrong he wasn't dating Shorty when they was doing that right I don't know it was just a part of the show I don't know I think
Starting point is 00:47:44 I don't know I don't know. It was just a part of the show. I don't know. I think. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not there. I don't know. I don't know, but I know in Kanye's argument, whether they was dating or not, they kissed while he was up there. True. So, I mean, I don't know their business, but I could see how Kanye would feel the way. I just don't like the text.
Starting point is 00:48:01 I don't like it. I just don't like none of this being played out in the public. Yeah, whoever posted it is disgusting. If this is a true text and it happened behind closed doors, it should have stayed there.
Starting point is 00:48:12 If you really want to see a nigga, you'll see a nigga. Right. On both sides. I'm in bed with your wife. It's going to get me to see you. True. And telling me where you at.
Starting point is 00:48:21 I asked the location. Where are you? Nah, we're not doing this in your little private room. Okay. So don't ask them where you at. Well, you ask somebody where you at I asked the location where are you nah we not doing this in your little private room okay so don't ask him where he at will you ask somebody
Starting point is 00:48:29 where they at you know I'm on my way to Sunday service can I go beat you up now he told you after Sunday service I gotta go do church go do it
Starting point is 00:48:36 afterwards then come see me you asked me where I was at you asked me where I was at I'll be here after Sunday service nah got shit to do
Starting point is 00:48:44 after Sunday service yeah bet you do shit to do after Sunday service. Yeah, but you one of the things. Yeah, well, that would be the case. Listen, I'm not talking about
Starting point is 00:48:53 Kanye no more because he on y'all asses is talking about him. He is. He is. He told D.L. Hughley some shit. He's on D.L. Hughley.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Call that nigga broke because you ain't got a billion. I was reading like, well, come on. Yeah. Come on. You hit a bill? Yeah. But I mean, he can talk like that.
Starting point is 00:49:14 That's what I'm saying. He can talk like that. Damn, he hit a bill. Well, then anybody broke. Yeah. Except for 600 niggas in the whole United States. Yes. And they all saying shit.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Yes. All right. I'm not agreeing. That's his mindset. Yes. All you niggas broke. whole United States. Yes. And they all saying shit. Yes. All right. I'm not agreeing. That's his mindset. Yes. All you niggas broke. Y'all can't talk to me. He's been showing y'all that.
Starting point is 00:49:31 That's the way he's been moving. Listen, I don't really want to talk about Kanye and Pete. I only brought it up to talk about what I would do if somebody hit me to tell me about my kids or my kid's mama. Or that you sleeping with. Anything funky or flagrant come to my text. I'm not going back and forth with y'all.
Starting point is 00:49:50 I know Kanye's done a lot of fuck shit on it. I got that. I'm just talking about what I would do if I were in that position where somebody felt that they could do. I get what you're saying. You can't talk to me about my kids. In the bed with your wife,
Starting point is 00:50:02 you might get punched on sight. In Sunday service. I get what you were saying about that. you might get punched one sight. in Sunday service. I get what you were saying about that. You might get punched every time I see you. You should. You might.
Starting point is 00:50:09 For that line. But if you've been in the media for the last God knows how many weeks just saying things like, oh, like he said, I don't want her going
Starting point is 00:50:19 to Godless Sierra Canyon school. Like he's almost painting, he's saying that there's a difference in parenting styles and what he wants versus what Kim wants.
Starting point is 00:50:30 This is what he's doing. I don't want her on TikTok, but I don't have a say in how she's doing things. He's coming in to say, dog, she's a good mother and you're trying to paint her this way. It's almost like I'm defending my girl. Chill out a little bit homie but
Starting point is 00:50:45 you're out of place that is out of place i'm i'm adamant in my stance i want to say so and how my kid is raised the daycare the school the food the beliefs the knowledge i want to say in that and it's normalized in america I'm trying not to get triggered. It's normalized in America that, hey, the woman just gets more say-so than the man. Kanye is not really used to that. He don't know nothing about that. Nor does he have to succumb to those standards. So he's acting out.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I don't agree with how he's doing it, but he is acting out. That's not your place as her boyfriend to say, hey, she's doing a great job. I put kids in her. I'm sure she's doing a great job. It's not your place. It's not. It's contingent upon what she's doing.
Starting point is 00:51:38 You get what I'm saying? You're saying when it seems abusive, the boyfriend should step in. He should, fam. He should. He shouldn't step in to talk about our parenting style. He's saying, yo, dog, she's doing everything.
Starting point is 00:51:50 All the other shit, the threats and the videos, all of that, I'm with you. Once we get, we should be able to, if we're going to be petty,
Starting point is 00:51:59 we should be able to fight each other and leave my children out of this, I would think. And if my children are to be included in this, I don't think it's your place as the boyfriend to include them. I agree with that.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Especially if your very next text is going to be, I'm in bed with your wife. That's disgusting. But I'm saying, I just think that, and again, it's 8 o'clock. He like, yo, it's 8 in the morning. Chill out. It don't got to be like this yo, it's 8 in the morning. Chill out. It don't got to be like this. So we don't see what led up to that.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Nigga, I woke up at 5. 5 a.m. It still ain't got to be like this. 8 a.m. It feel like noon to me. We sleep. Yo, I'm on my way. See, you're going to get punched in the face.
Starting point is 00:52:38 We sleep, baby. You're getting punched in the face. As a matter of fact. Nah, come catch me. Meet me at the hotel. You're getting punched in your face. We, we. You speak French? We sleep. I'm off of fact. Nah, come catch me. Meet me at the hotel. You getting punched in your face. Oui, oui. You speak French?
Starting point is 00:52:48 I'm off of this. So, now Pete Davidson's whole crew is attacking Kanye. They on his ass. And D.L. Hughley, I'll leave out of this because that's my man. And they're doing whatever they're doing. That's none of my business, right? But this is why I'm mad at hip-hop. And hip-hop journalism. Like like hip-hop will keep secrets like we the fans you only know what you're supposed to know and i be wanting to know certain shit so charlamagne goes on the radio
Starting point is 00:53:16 and he's been had a little something something with kanye a little t. He's been using his frequency to just say shit about Kanye. And now, he's saying that they had a talk. This was the breaking news for me in my house. Yes, that they had a talk a while back. A screaming match is how he described it.
Starting point is 00:53:39 They both were yelling. And then he went on to imply that he knows the real reason why Kanye is mad. And he implied it has something to do with Pete Davidson dick. That part I'll put to the side because it's none of my business and who cares about that. The part I want to know is Charlamagne and Kanye West was just walking through the beautiful bushes during that interview. They seemed to have had some type of healthy working relationship at least. That's the picture you saw.
Starting point is 00:54:13 That's the interview that went out. They did an interview. That you saw. To do that interview, Kanye has to pick you to do that interview and fly you out here and call you up. They was doing listening part. They was kicking it. And we never got to find out why they stopped.
Starting point is 00:54:32 I want to know. I want to know what that beef was about. Could have been about a month. I know, and I just think as a nosy nigga. But this be the part about mental health. Him and Swaight, their interview started off great. He and Sway was kicking it. And you see how quickly it turned left?
Starting point is 00:54:55 So Sway controlled it being a professional that he is. He controlled that interview. Like, yo, calm down, bro. Sway's the man. Shout out to Sway. Yeah, shout out to Sway. Like, he controlled it. He got his professionalism intact. Because at one point at one point he's like nigga we could take these headphones
Starting point is 00:55:08 off turn these cameras and he got and he calmed it down for the interview professionalism but let's say we not in that environment we could potentially get into a screaming match i'm nosy i just want to know that's all it's not important you get what i'm saying though like you never know what happened i want to know nigga me and you have had screaming matches Quite a few You get what I'm saying But me and you scream And we're arguers
Starting point is 00:55:30 But we could just Fuck you fuck you Right That's it but I'm just saying Yeah cause you should've done that Fucking stupid ass light blue deal with Toy Bitch You're a nigga that dumb as
Starting point is 00:55:42 And he lost that game And you lost that game You lost that game and you lost that game you lost that game and he lost buck for the bucket yeah we're calling it it's a bitch
Starting point is 00:55:50 two buckets I don't have singles you know how many dumbass anyway bro we ain't talking about what I believe but no again
Starting point is 00:55:58 you never know what happens and again they may not even be that close so they might take that shit to heart contingent upon what got said.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Because you know in the heat of the battle. If Kanye hear this, he's going to fuck you up. For what? Nah, he's going to look for your address. Yeah, he's going to look for your address. Yo, he told you. He can find the address. You sign in a little DL Hughley-ish.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Yeah, no I'm not. He said he'd find the address. He'll find that little East Orange house and come up there. And he got enough to hurt you. Yeah, with the choir. I don't want no problems with Kanye. I ain't saying nothing disrespectful to Kanye. I ain't fighting. I'm not doing enough to hurt you. Yeah, with the choir. I don't want no problems with Kanye. I ain't saying nothing disrespectful to Kanye.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I ain't fighting. I'm not doing nothing to get sued. I ain't fighting a soul. Nope. You win. You got it. I'll go home,
Starting point is 00:56:35 take the loss in private. Yeah. A fight is a business decision, man. Yeah, when you rich. That's real. When you rich. Or not.
Starting point is 00:56:44 I ain't mad at Kanye, though, now. Now, if this stuff is true, then you rich. That's real. When you rich. Or not. I ain't mad at Kanye, though. Now, if this stuff is true, you ain't going to come fuck my wife with some big-ass dick and be white. All right, he going to find out where you live. He can't do nothing with me. I massage mine while I do it.
Starting point is 00:57:03 I know it take a little more than dick. I've rubbed mine down, nigga. You're going to miss affection or something. Getting their head before getting their bed. I'm doing something special. I feel them, though. That's got to hurt. I own the mental first.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Don't come fuck by me with some. Nah. Nah. And then text me. In the bed? Yeah. I watch too many murder mysteries nigga I have
Starting point is 00:57:28 some chick cut that shit right off oh man she cut that right it's so easy to hurt a dude dudes are so stupid send the chick out
Starting point is 00:57:37 yeah we just gonna go yeah she like me oh she wanna suck my dick oh she take me upstairs right now that scene is in almost 60% of murder mysteries the guy at the bar with the girl come on I wanna me upstairs right now. That scene is in almost 60% of murder mystery.
Starting point is 00:57:46 The guy at the bar with the girl. Come on, I want to go upstairs right now. You're going to die. I'm going to kill you. The fake page that he thinks is a girl is really the dude setting them up. That's what's happening. See, that's why I don't fuck fake pages no more. That's a joke.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Everything when the cameras are on is just for comedic action and relief. But you can. It don't have to be true. You can just say what you want. Yeah, moving on. I'm done with this.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Yeah, I'm off this. I'm done with this. Shout out to all parties involved. Thoughts and prayers. Absolutely. Yeah, I hope it goes great. What else we got that's important?
Starting point is 00:58:22 Do y'all believe that Tekashi's broke? No. No. No. I believe that he's probably not making as much money as he was a few years ago. How many years since he's been released? I don't think he's broke. He said...
Starting point is 00:58:37 Black is so relative. Dude said he had to send him $20 for gas. That's what he said? That's what he said. Now, Tekashi is apparently supposed to pay restitution fees to victims. Okay. I don't know how many victims there are,
Starting point is 00:58:52 but that's what this proceeding is about. And that's why he's saying, I'm broke, I'm broke. I don't have it. My livelihood has been affected. I'm not the star that I was. My ability, I don't have the same ability to move around do touring
Starting point is 00:59:05 COVID my image he's doing all of that you know you've been through this before I'm broke I don't have it and if I pay the restitution fees
Starting point is 00:59:13 if you if that's the verdict then I might be done forever that's what he said now that's what you're supposed to say yeah so
Starting point is 00:59:22 I paid this no mind originally cause that is what you're supposed to say. Yeah. So, I paid this no mind originally because that is what you're supposed to say. But, I don't know, man. This is the one case where I think it might be the truth. Or borderline. Or close to it. His livelihood is definitely been affected. I agree with that.
Starting point is 00:59:42 And he had a high lifestyle. And I haven't been paid for none of the people I made the bet with before he came out. None of y'all paid mine. I agree with that. And he had a high lifestyle. And I haven't been paid for none of the people I made the bet with before he came out. None of y'all paid me. I made bets. I was sure on this,
Starting point is 00:59:51 like the Rams and the Super Bowl. You niggas, Ian, you owe me money. A couple niggas owe me money, man. I said he would not be able to come out and kick ass and tour all crazy and all of this wild shit
Starting point is 01:00:00 and brand be even bigger because nobody cares about snitching. No, that's wrong. That's wrong. Of course he can't do that and all that security detail costs it's expensive and if you ain't got one of them fucking what's the name is it's gumbo gumya i don't know gumbo if you ain't got a gumbo then who the fuck is paying for that you no i do believe he's bleeding money it has been bleeding money for a while Then who the fuck is paying for that? You? Nah.
Starting point is 01:00:26 I do believe he's bleeding money. It has been bleeding money for a while. I don't think he's broke to the extent of what they're saying, though. That's all. 6ix9ine also said that his record deal with 10,000 Projects has expired, and with it, a merchandise deal. See? If that's true, I believe it. It would explain the slowdown. His manager also said,
Starting point is 01:00:51 I got X amount of deals worth X amount of money on the table that we just signed for him. Well, that's going to be true. Look at the rest. I did receive large advances under the recording artists and merchandising agreements prior to my arrest, the rapper stated in the docs. However, I do not receive any royalties under those agreements
Starting point is 01:01:10 either since my royalty accounts remain unrecooped. That's possible. Big deal. That is possible. Big deal and breaking news. You're unrecooped? I don't see how that's possible. Welcome to the music business. Right. Yeah, true,'s possible. Welcome to the music business.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Yeah, true, true. And should that be the case? It shouldn't. No. Not with his little three-year run. Right. That was a nice little quick, short run he had. And I could be wrong.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I don't think there was a lot of samples or anything like where it's some obvious. But not only that, he might have, with the case coming down and everything, he might have took some extra money from the label. That's a fact. A lot of times, you know, I know I got a big legal charge to fight. I know I'm going to need security, X, Y, and Z. I'm going to take some more money up front, not knowing what I'm giving up. And the legal fees probably cracked his ass, too. I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:01:57 No doubt about it. He was on trial for his life, literally. Yeah. Well, and then the other part about that is he did release music while he was on house arrest he had all the uh star tenders go up there to the painted hidden house and shoot that video then he shot another vid i think that nicky vid was uh was his record so now you had records and whoever was in charge they ain't see it they didn't see whatever they needed to see to keep continuing this somebody on house arrest uh or just with all this time on their hands he should
Starting point is 01:02:33 have been right right back right back right back right back but no begs the question why i'll never understand when people go away and they go, well, I do understand. I know why. I know why. People come back to some of the problems that they left. Like Bobby is going through whatever he's going through with the label. That existed before you left. Tekashi was young enough. He probably didn't know nothing about recouping and security detail and this. And you don't think it's going to stop. You're spending money like crazy.
Starting point is 01:03:04 They had shit with him giving his mom's money, and he was just blowing money. When he first came home, he was like, nigga, I got this right here. This cost such and such. This piece cost such and such. Like, nigga had a million dollars of jewelry on his neck. I know. I just want niggas to start telling me when it's borrowed money or their money. Is this borrowed shine, or is this your shit going on?
Starting point is 01:03:26 Oh, I'm so, I was so mad. I boycotted Starlet's Bond if Star Tender's going to do this fucking video. It was disgusting. It was nasty. Nasty, nasty, nasty.
Starting point is 01:03:34 But I understand it. He's spending money. Again, he's just spending money left and right. He's had an expensive couple years. Shit, even when he first came home, he had the little secret house
Starting point is 01:03:44 and the neighbor saw him taking a picture, saw him on the balcony. He's like, oh, shit, he lives next door to me. They had to come move him out immediately to another house. Like, all that shit add up. Yeah, it does. You can't, with no more money coming in, what, are you going to keep borrowing against yourself? What you got to borrow against?
Starting point is 01:04:03 Eventually, the credit line's going to run out. See, that's back to Royce coming back here, coming here last part saying, yo, my name is my name. And that's all that. It's so important, yo. It's so important. What do you mean? As a man, why you got to ask yourself what else is there to borrow against?
Starting point is 01:04:18 Like, that's disgusting. I understand how it happens. You sign your way into these positions. But back to my cellar brick joke. Go do something. What can you do as a man when there's no one to rely on but yourself? When there's no one to lean on. When you got to actually think, tighten the fucking boots up,
Starting point is 01:04:40 and get out in the hog pen and chase the nigga. Do you know a lot of niggas wouldn't even know how to even start? Yeah. Listen, niggas can call me what they want. I lose respect for the guy that don't know how to do it. I'm telling you though, there's a lot of people that just ain't never had to do it, yo. A lot of these kids get signed when they're 18
Starting point is 01:05:00 years old. They never were faced with that. It sounds good in their music, but they ain't never really been faced with having to get it on their own i don't want to stay on them take yourself for example right you had a monster hit so let's just say your career took off like it was projected to do now all of a sudden it did nigga fuck you talking about projected to do it did so let's just say oh you I didn't say nothing
Starting point is 01:05:29 nah let's say get your shit on LA and J don't come to Def Jam and your career and the label support and all that stuff stays the same see I corrected that okay boom thank you friend
Starting point is 01:05:43 nigga know what happened So now So look If that takes place Then all of a sudden You just get this major drop off When you 30 It's easy to say
Starting point is 01:05:56 Yo go get it When you 30 Nigga I never had to go get it So it's like trying to teach a fucking You have to learn how to go get it now And you gonna go through these periods Of dormancy and desperation Yeah but you still have to learn to go get it
Starting point is 01:06:11 Yeah but see a lot of times I'm talking about A nigga don't learn how to go get it Until they exhaust all the options Yeah He might still I'm taking a loan out on this And I'm taking more money from the label here
Starting point is 01:06:20 That's in his mind Or not just him but In the example That's me going out to go get it I'm a pop I'm a catch one I'm going to label him. In his mind, or not just him, but in the example, that's me going out to go get it. I'm going to pop. I'm going to catch one. I'm going to catch one.
Starting point is 01:06:28 But once you have no option left, then it's just you. That's when you learn who you really are. That's true. Then you got to go get it. That's when you learn
Starting point is 01:06:36 what you really made of and you learn. It's just you. But you know what? The flip side of that is, you know what we're saying, you got to tighten your boots and you learn how to go out and get it. The flip side of that is, you know what we're saying, you got to tighten your boots and you learn how to go out and get it.
Starting point is 01:06:48 The flip side of that, while you're doing that, you got to ask yourself, what does it cost you to live? Seeing people neglect that one. By my calculation, Tekashi don't need, if he's independent and he owns his own shit, which he doesn't, I get it. He don't need to sell so many records to have a long fucking career he only need to sell well no because fix it up well no if if takashi 69 sells 30 000 records every year for the next 10 years he could be fine but what
Starting point is 01:07:24 does it cost him to be fine? I was about to say, you're fine and his fine might be different. Well, that's where the problem is. My fine and his fine might be different. You don't need to hair dye every day, nigga. Go a few days with your own hair. What?
Starting point is 01:07:39 That costs money. I agree. It's one of the things that people look at when they get in a girl. This hair, makeup, all of this every day every where's he going to without that security look who he was before the hair dye i couldn't get it then so i don't know how to this is all i know how to be i have to maintain this it's no different than somebody who create their lifestyle not saying him but somebody who just make up i was in the street i did x y and z and that's what
Starting point is 01:08:05 worked for you now you gotta kind of be married to the lie or the image because who you really are don't get it done that's what people fuck up at you can't pull up in a 19 bins he can't he can't do that you're also announced to me no and you know better than that perception is everything i'm talking about for me i'm talking about for an artist of his magnitude that a part of his brand was money money money jewelry wow expensive elaborate shit because if i'm the judge that he writing that little letter to i want to see the repo man pick up the cars i want to see every chain at the pawn shop there are things that i'm looking for to let me know that you are assetless not your words you gotta be fucking shitting me and hey you gotta go build another front this takashi shit
Starting point is 01:09:00 is a front you don't know how to go get it as Daniel now then what's the next what's the next one you gotta be able to do it you done manipulated gangs and fucking everybody else if you actually use that brain power for something good but it's cool
Starting point is 01:09:16 I'm off him off him I mean we was talking about contract shit y'all wanna talk about Conway let's go let's go right to it
Starting point is 01:09:22 talk about Conway the part that they don't ever wanna fucking talk about go ahead let them know what about Conway? Let's go. Let's go. Right to it. Talk about Conway? Right to it. The part that they don't ever want to fucking talk about. Go ahead. Let them know what happened. Conway is on The Breakfast Club saying that he didn't even read his first contract. The Griselda contract. Things, you know,
Starting point is 01:09:37 will work themselves out with Griselda. You know what I'm saying? What do you mean? Like Griselda get a label deal? Nah. Just me just being more involved like i'm gonna keep behind it when i did when we did that in the beginning i really wasn't all the way man i'm gonna keep it a buy and even read that contract bro i ain't read that i just signed that and moved on and unfortunately the contracts wasn't in my favor so now going forward that isn't it's time for you know to re redo all that i gotta make sure if it's if it's in my favor now like you know i mean i'm a way to gazelle the flag regardless because i i built you know what i'm saying i was hands-on with you know what i'm saying me and wes so you know we can we can you know we can figure something out which I'm sure
Starting point is 01:10:27 we will you know I mean but you know that's the first honestly man I'm hoping that and there it is there it is yeah at least he kept it a buck I didn't read that shit cause what happened too many times is the artist will see what I'm getting right now right cool you giving me this
Starting point is 01:10:57 but then when you find out later on oh shit this is what y'all making oh no y'all robbing me but fam these are the details of your contract that you signed you can't get mad at the company for getting that off if you signed it i know i sound crazy when i say that but you really can't you can and you can't i think it depends on who's giving you the contract i think that matters to most people
Starting point is 01:11:25 so i think that if you love somebody and you trust somebody like a lot of times we're gonna take it out of business real quick a lot of times these people come from the street together so their family and they were late and they was in the street right so we can use them so if i'm trusting you to have my life in your hand sometimes in street shit why would i think that you will fuck me in business so i'm not looking at it because this is my man or this is my cousin or this is my uncle or this is my brother that we've been in some shit before like real life or death situations we've got money before in the street and we handled ourselves accordingly
Starting point is 01:12:06 when it came to street business so i don't think sometimes people look at it like yo once we get on papers it's gonna be any different so you're not even really looking at it i'm not saying that it's justifiable or you know it's a good course of action that just might be where somebody's head space is what i'm trying to not use the topic to talk about other things i mean i don't know the details of this contract or anything um what i have seen happen with people who get in a position to give out a contract. Like, you know, Puff's name comes up a lot. I learned one way. You get what I'm saying? I don't really know
Starting point is 01:12:52 that I'm fucking you like that. This is typical business contract. Oh shit. You know, you're unhappy. What are we going to do, but it's not like I came out the gate with the intention on fucking you, unless it's some bullshit, like you're straight out, because some, you know, it could be that too, but I'm just, I don't, basically what I'm saying in this situation,
Starting point is 01:13:26 like, again, you sign a contract. You niggas be signing contracts without fucking reading them. Somebody will tell you, yo, go get a lawyer. And you'll go get a lawyer and still not go over the shit with your fucking lawyer.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Sure. You will be concerned with one thing and one thing only. This has been a reoccurring conversation on this podcast. Yo, how much money do I get? Well, they got all the money in the world to give. That ain't the important part.
Starting point is 01:13:52 What am I giving up? What else is in the contract? What is it costing me to get this money? And y'all don't read it. That's true. Y'all don't even put the due diligence in picking the right person to read it
Starting point is 01:14:08 see that's what honestly that's the part that pisses me off when i hear these contract talks it's like you you wanted the money you got the money and now who you mad at so now once you realize oh shit there's more at play here there's's more money being made. I don't get none of that. I gave up my rights to it. The first thing they do is scream, somebody's robbing me. Now you come in here with the homie card. And I don't think that he implied that. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:14:34 We see label contracts play out all the time. Yeah, we've seen this a million times. I've just seen NBA Youngboy screaming, yo, Atlantic is robbing they artists. Atlantic is robbing they artists. Uh-huh. All right, how much did you get When you signed your deal up front Yeah we always skipped up
Starting point is 01:14:48 That's true What did you give up To get that amount of money Even the YouTube shit When we talked about it I thought the day was fucked up But then when they said They gave him a huge
Starting point is 01:14:57 Huge huge advance Yeah Yeah We ain't giving you Something for nothing We see the value in you Yeah So if you want
Starting point is 01:15:05 you want this bag take it and this is business so that's why we was willing to give you that much money cause we knew we was gonna recoup
Starting point is 01:15:12 our bread off the back end because you was that high we knew that's true so yeah this is what you want you want these pennies to us I know it's a lot to you but if you want these
Starting point is 01:15:21 you can have it sign here though niggas be wanting the shortcuts I don't wanna pay the lawyer I don't one to shortcuts. I don't want to pay the lawyer. I don't want to pay this person. I don't want to pay this person. You have to pay these people, yo,
Starting point is 01:15:30 and hopefully they're good. And hopefully they find some stuff and get, and listen to you and get some commentary and then shoot it back to the other attorney. Guess what? The other attorney is normally pretty good. Sure. Hopefully yours is good good now what happens is
Starting point is 01:15:46 and this is what i heard used to be happening in the bad boy shit um you assume somebody got your best interest at heart mistake one so you are now using their attorney right that drew up the contract he representing both of y'all that no you know what else that's in those days what happened yo here this paper bag go with a hundred grand in it that's right here go the keys to the whip and a diamond chain that's the same thing and you 17 in the projects no like son is i think jada said pardon me if i'm misquoting him but i think jada kiss was like, you 17, 18, you from the street, you think that they lawyer is your lawyer. No, that's
Starting point is 01:16:30 his lawyer. All right, all of that's cool for the young act that may not know any better. It's happened to me. It's happened to many young acts. I don't know how old Conway is, but I'm talking to the adults. And today. I'm talking about today. Today is different. The adults and the fucking information age is what I'm talking to the adults. And today. I'm talking about today. Today is different.
Starting point is 01:16:45 The adults in the fucking information age. That's true. Is what I'm talking about. That's true. And without saying it, that same at this age is saying, yo, I don't have a lawyer. Still. Mm-hmm. I didn't read it.
Starting point is 01:17:04 I just signed it. No, not just. it's just so much information like you can set up an LLC in fucking an hour you know what I'm saying like it's certain shit
Starting point is 01:17:12 you could do to protect yourself and you hear about it all the time so if me and it set up an LLC in an hour and he get a lawyer guess who else get a lawyer
Starting point is 01:17:20 me I don't care if we have the same LLC that's true who is representing me in respect to him that's true lawyer. Me. I don't care if we have the same LLC. That's right. Who is representing me in respects to him. That's true. Like people just say shit
Starting point is 01:17:32 in the sound. And then what. Yeah. And then wonder why. Like I'm off it because then I come in here and speak from the Atlantic side on NBA young boy shit and all the idiots out there
Starting point is 01:17:41 like oh Republican. No not Republican. It's not Republican. Listen. Everybody out there oh Republican no not Republican it's not Republican listen everybody out there it's nobody's job to look out for you but you
Starting point is 01:17:50 that's just it stop thinking this person it's nobody's job to protect your interests but you that's true and if
Starting point is 01:18:00 and your lawyer if you well yeah hopefully but you're paying him but you're paying him so that's your decision to get that lawyer. You are protecting your interest by getting that lawyer. So it's still you doing it.
Starting point is 01:18:11 No doubt. Stop thinking everybody else... You just can't move like that, unfortunately. I agree. Get smarter, man. We see this happening too much. And that's why I really champion when you hear Doughboy, when you hear Capella Gray. Even when you hear Lady London and them coming here.
Starting point is 01:18:34 And they young, dog. They could be our children. And they come in here and they like, nope, nope, nope. I ain't taking that. I'm not taking that. Nope, nope, nope. I was hot already when I got there. They come in there acting like they put their dick on the table for the label. Like, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. No, no, no. I was hot already when I got there. Like, they come in there acting like they put their dick on the table for the label.
Starting point is 01:18:46 Like, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. You kind of got to appreciate that. Yeah, hell yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because they taking the information and they ingesting it and they doing something with it. So you kind of got to, you know. Well, not only that, you appreciate the people that got hot before the label stepped in.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Yeah. True. Normally, when you're in this situation situation it's I see something in you that you don't see in you and I'm offering you a lump sum right now and hopefully I can capitalize on the back
Starting point is 01:19:10 it's not oh you master P in your hood and hey I'm trying to like that's why every time every time these conversations come up
Starting point is 01:19:19 I think about Fetty Wap yeah man they had an entire album of hits made before the label stepped to him. Yeah. I was watching Fetty
Starting point is 01:19:30 perform in Vegas recently. I don't like Fetty. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. What you mean? They fucked him, man.
Starting point is 01:19:38 He's supposed to be he's supposed to never have to work again. They fucked him, yo. That you we still ain't seen nothing happen like that. Even with Lil Baby and all these n you, you, we still ain't seen nothing happen like that.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Even with Lil Baby and all these niggas out. We still ain't seen. Not that. That's true. That. That's true. That was a hell of a summer. Honestly, he should really never have to work again.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Mm-hmm. True. And live a, like, you know, a nice little lifestyle without ever having to really work again. Mm-hmm. I want to fuck you up right now. Why? What I did. Why don't he cut his braids and remove his tattoos? This is an old Patreon fight.
Starting point is 01:20:11 I'm not getting into it with you. I agree with you. He shouldn't have to work here. He shouldn't. And even if he does, right, there should have just been more after that. As a New Jersey native, nah, they fucked us up. They fucked us up. We deserved up we deserved more it's your fault wait huh you're supposed to holler at the young guy and say yo what could i have done for
Starting point is 01:20:35 at the time yo you're getting hot out here let me come holler at you make sure you're an independent lyrical miracle rapper i'm watching somebody in New Jersey that has different aspirations. They shooting for superstardom. He was there. Go. No, he hit it. He was there. That nigga came out and performed at the...
Starting point is 01:20:52 I'm convinced. No, he was at the cusp. He was almost there. That nigga performed with a wheelchair, my nigga, at award shows. What I'll say to you is this.
Starting point is 01:21:01 If he was almost there, he wouldn't be where he is now. It's impossible. Good point. He needed more. And that's why I'm mad. If he was almost there, he wouldn't be where he is now. It's impossible. He needed more. And that's why I'm mad. Because he was on it. One more.
Starting point is 01:21:10 He was on his way. One more of them. Do that one more album. One more of them. That's what I said. One more of those. Or just have another year of that output if that's even possible. See, I think that crash also fucked it up.
Starting point is 01:21:23 When he had that motorcycle crash, that sat him down for a minute. And that changed the trajectory of everything. It does. Oh, please. It did. It really did, bro. It really did. The shows, everything.
Starting point is 01:21:33 He tried to perform with the wheelchair, couldn't do it the same. Like, yo, when you fuck up, like, it slow you down, certain acts. Nah, just a break. A break. If the Fetty Wap story
Starting point is 01:21:43 goes the way I envision it, then he got three hits in the tuck at the time that that accident happens. Yeah, it was a mismanagement of assets. Yeah, he could sit home and he had it. Yeah. Oh, man. Fetty Wap, we love you, man. Yeah, word is real.
Starting point is 01:21:58 We love you. And I'm mad I didn't show you more love. I'm mad I didn't know What's happening before Like my way So I was late I was late We might not see That type of run Hillary Clinton came out
Starting point is 01:22:13 To a song About this nigga Cooking coke Fucking Hillary Clinton Yeah but the white people Yeah but she was pandering The white people Don't do that
Starting point is 01:22:22 She had hot sauce In her bag All that bullshit You are correct What I'm saying you are correct. What I'm saying is the president-to-be at that time came out to a song about this nigga cooking crack.
Starting point is 01:22:32 That's how hot it was. And then them emails came out. As soon as they did that, you can't look like you like hip-hop. They get some dirt on you. That's crazy. What else? What else?
Starting point is 01:22:44 So that's it with Griselda we don't have any out of respect for Griselda I'm not talking about the topic the way that it should be spoken about but this is insane yo
Starting point is 01:22:53 this is insane and it makes a lot of sense and how do you fix it see I wanna be I want the tea I'm nosy. Hip-hop keep giving you half of a fucking story. Don't give me the problem without the solution.
Starting point is 01:23:10 How he fix it is he got to go higher. No, but he said he think they're going to come together and get it handled. He's optimistic that they're going to come together and get it handled. That's my statement. Go get, like you should have had, lawyers. Let your lawyers talk to them. It's your family, my nigga. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:24 You got to be optimistic that you and your family going to fix it's your family my nigga okay you got to be optimistic that you and your family gonna fix it you have to be optimistic i'm not saying that you don't still do due diligence to get it handled but you got to believe that you and your blood family are thicker than if i believe that i don't we don't get this interview that way if if i truly believe that we could have gotten this done he's not talking that way he didn't say nothing spicy that I heard
Starting point is 01:23:49 it wasn't I only heard the one it wasn't spicy it's not spicy but it's he still sounded optimistic he still sounded optimistic though
Starting point is 01:23:57 okay nothing just my opinion I don't speak on Griselda they hate when I do that so I'ma shut up. Yeah, because you ain't no Griselda fan.
Starting point is 01:24:06 Fuck out of here. Yeah, you're right. And Cowboy's got one of the better albums so far this year. I know some of that is in there. I'm going back to that album, yo.
Starting point is 01:24:14 I know it's in there. Yeah. I know it's in there. What's the song you told me to check? Stressed. Yeah, no, I'ma go.
Starting point is 01:24:23 I hear the rap lyrics different so I don't be wanting to listen to these niggas put the trauma back in me for real I hear mad trauma when I listen to the rappers and some of the R&B too anyway
Starting point is 01:24:36 alright what else is important we covered Fetty Wap Tekashi Kanye Pete Davidson like oh shit that wasn't even on our topic list.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Murder. That's what's funny. All right. Look at your murder. I was murder. Pete did he name me pretty. I see what you did. That's right.
Starting point is 01:24:54 It falls in line. Hey. It falls in line with the same conversation. And we back at it. Where's my phone at, man? I'm calling Mason. Enough of this. Enough of this, nigga.
Starting point is 01:25:02 It's been 25 years. What happened? Are you cool with this nigga or not? I don't think so. Yeah, but I mean, come on, man. Come on. Let me see what's going on. All right.
Starting point is 01:25:17 And I text this nigga to eyes. Hey, hey, hit me back. Guys must know like- Your call has been forwarded. Nah, I'm double calling, Mace, I'm double calling. I'm double calling. People don't respond to that. Your call has been.
Starting point is 01:25:30 Oh, no. That let me know that you hit and declined. No, I'm calling again. I'm calling again. Holy joke. Your call. Boo. I don't like that.
Starting point is 01:25:41 But anyway, somebody cue up the record. I got it what were y'all doing as I was fucking triple calling another man absolutely nothing oh thanks thanks support
Starting point is 01:25:50 let me just ask you though why are you sending the eyes I'm not talking to you it's cause you got an androids it's nothing you could've done in this situation thank you bro
Starting point is 01:25:57 I don't think dudes take the eyes the right way did T-Mobile fix your shit they did what they had to do for you they got a new phone yeah dudes do not take the eyes the right way by the way
Starting point is 01:26:04 yeah that's what I'm saying I don't think dudes take the eyes the right way Joe You don't have a good track record with the eyes With guys? Yeah How many guys I send the eyes to? I was about to say You send guys your eyes on a norm? I send the eyes to people when I'm looking for them
Starting point is 01:26:16 I'm What does the eyes mean? I see what you're doing It could mean different shit Yo where you at? What what's up i'm peeking i'm looking the eyes that not just hit a nigga with a year yeah that's your interpretation yeah yeah that's you just say you're yo i put mad r's on a year yeah you're so much easier to just hit the eyes and go about my day yeah but the year you know what the year is well the niggas
Starting point is 01:26:44 i keep sending eyes to won't fucking respond to the eyes. Because they take it the wrong way. That's what I'm telling you. No, you don't have to take it anyway if you reply to a text. Nah. If you reply to a text,
Starting point is 01:26:53 you won't have to take it no way. I'm going to tell you exactly what it is the second you say something bad. Say something bad. Yeah, hey, what's up? Anything. So you say yurt instead of the eyes. Oh, nigga, knock it off.
Starting point is 01:27:02 Knock it off. Knock it off. I'm just saying you open to the eyes. What is Mase doing? And we definitely not goals and we definitely not walls you could fill it in your soul Wayne We ain't nothin' nigga, we ain't nothin' nigga, we ain't nothin' nigga, we ain't nothin' nigga I'm an unapologist, new women like Solomon I could burn bridge, walk water like the prophets did I could read niggas' futures like astrologers
Starting point is 01:27:36 Why I'm so clean, I'm the next thing to godliness Niggas tryna starve my kids and get my money to his firstborn I'm not the nigga post to work for him You post to teach Coach MP about a legacy Instead the niggas follow you, you teach them treachery And now you saying you check for me without a check for me Know what you talking about, this murder niggas double jeopardy Niggas saying let it go, you buggin' nigga, I can't let it be
Starting point is 01:28:01 Tell niggas don't call for me, I can only talk for me I know what my budget read. I read the budget every week. I'm on a no way out tour, but it's a way out for me. They can try to dangle money. They didn't think I'd ever leave. Niggas never pay the artists, but they love to pay the freaks. That's hate.
Starting point is 01:28:18 That's hate. That's hate right there. We can pay some freaks. We ain't nothing, nigga. And we definitely not goals. And we definitely not woes. You can feel it in your soul. We ain't foes and we definitely not bros. We ain't nothing, nigga. And we definitely not foes. And we definitely not foes. You can feel it in your soul. We ain't nothing, nigga.
Starting point is 01:28:29 We ain't nothing, nigga. Turn it off. React. Thank you. What you got? I wasn't ready for Mase with the auto-tune. Yeah, musically, I don't really care for it. I like the theory of airing out your grievances on a record.
Starting point is 01:28:43 But sonically, they didn't do it for me. I like the way Mace does this. Like, Mace just wake up one day and will choose violence. Last time he dropped the Oracle, same thing. Nobody knew it was coming. He just woke up like here and then goes back into whatever he's doing. I don't love the YouTube only drop, but, I mean, maybe he's got some type of situation that that makes sense for.
Starting point is 01:29:04 Or can't. Could be. I guess that could be the case too. My stance is the same. Pick up the phone, call a nigga, see what you can do. This does nothing to me except dig you a bigger grave. Sell a brick.
Starting point is 01:29:22 That too. Like, yo, this just digs you a bigger grave. Rob someone. That too. Like, yo, this just digs you a bigger grave. Rob someone. Let me ask you, Ish, if I've tried to reach out to said person, I've exhausted all my options,
Starting point is 01:29:33 but I'm frustrated as fuck. I'm watching you run around here. You work for Billy. You doing this. You doing this. I see it. That's hate and pocket watching.
Starting point is 01:29:43 That's hate and pocket watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah no it is no i'm agreeing but if i feel i'm just saying feelings yeah yeah it's like it's like bro i'm agreeing with y'all or apparently i'm not talking about feelings feelings if i feel there's no right or wrong in the feelings if i feel i'm old something there's no no no no no stop that stop that and that's the because that's what he's saying no that's what he's saying fuck what he's saying we're not going to teach wrong there's no such thing as i feel i'm old there's no such thing as it you are either old or you're not or you are not old there is no right or wrong in feelings
Starting point is 01:30:22 everyone can have them bro whatever they got them from there's no when it's fact time you have to provide facts you cannot keep saying that someone is stealing or has stolen from you because you feel that way you have to be able to prove that and in listening to him it don't sound like he can't it sound like he's saying are you taking my money i read the budget you're taking my shit you're paying for freaks you're paying for your first son your oldest son's this your first born you're paying for it like no you can't do that mace i was calling mace to say that you can't do this this is not even just on the being on the side of puff in x amount of years what have you done with the rights that you have see now i say i'm republican but it's true
Starting point is 01:31:14 if you if you haven't shown me the ability to earn or be an earner not not anywhere near the same level that you were but just a high earner, period, then it clearly explains the reason why somebody had to come to you with a check and see some talent in you back in the day and negotiate the contract the way it was negotiated. We just said that. I disagree with that, but... How?
Starting point is 01:31:38 Because he was a kid. And you're a kid from Harlem. You ain't got shit. He said out of his own mouth, they was the dirty niggas, him and his sister was the broke dirty niggas, like yo, Cam gave me his leftovers, like I took his hand-me-downs, we was bums, he said that, so if you are in a situation like that, and Puff comes, and you starving, and you broke, and you desperate, you sign whatever you gotta to sign to get your sister and your mother
Starting point is 01:32:05 and your family in a better situation. That's what's going to happen nine times out of 10. Now you get the more information, but you've already signed your life on the line and now you kind of stuck. So I see where his frustration lies. I just don't look at this as a positive thing to change your situation the kind of stuck
Starting point is 01:32:28 thing is the line that i'm talking about that separates people he only know how to make money one way since he's been a kid sorry so learn something new that's true sorry you could that has nothing to do with me that's true this is one of the brightest pins of my childhood of our childhood when it was a contract situation he left and went to the church. Then he came back. You have to find a way to earn as a man. That's my reoccurring point. I get that.
Starting point is 01:32:56 Sometimes the nigga that you leaned on won't be there. And you can't diss them for the next 30 years about it. Because if you had a leg to stand on, a lawyer would take it for free. A lawyer for free would come to you and say, oh, we can get that. True. That's not what's happening.
Starting point is 01:33:16 It's not. So we just get hurt and pain in the form of record and fans eat it up because we love mess and music. True. But I don't think Puff is paying this any mind. I don't think so either. I don't think so either. I no longer work for Revolt. I just don't think he's paying it any mind.
Starting point is 01:33:36 I was going to address Ice and say that... Oh, yeah. I think that what Mace is doing... This was a reply to that. I think that what Mace is doing, he thinks he's gonna get some leverage by damaging this dude's character in the public eye or something like that
Starting point is 01:33:52 you're not because one Mace ain't Mace no more you get what I'm saying like it ain't like a big artist doing this in the public Mace ain't Mace no more and Puff ain't Puff no more. The Puff that you knew. This thing is on a higher plane. So it ain't going to really
Starting point is 01:34:09 make the waves that you think it's going to make outside this little hip hop community. Even if it do. If we got... They're not going to get you paid. If the contracts say this, I'm legally within my rights
Starting point is 01:34:20 to do... The fuck you want me to do? Conduct business. Like the one thing I keep seeing that they go back to is because he tried to buy his publishing rights for two million
Starting point is 01:34:27 back in 2020. Okay. I felt it was worth four. It ain't for sale. Yeah, it's not for sale. I'm not selling it. It's mine. I'm not selling you your shit.
Starting point is 01:34:38 The same way you shouldn't have sold it to me back then maybe. Or I might think it's worth 10 million. Yeah. We just don't agree on a number that's possible that is definitely possible um but i don't want to hear auto-tune diss track yeah i'm gonna speak about the music because i don't know what their contract situation is
Starting point is 01:34:55 didn't didn't love it and on the contract side i don't know i don't love it i don't know i just don't know but i will agree with with you now that you had ample time. You had money at first. You could have went to college. You could have did a bunch of things. You could have started a label. You could have did more shit. Men have to support themselves, yo.
Starting point is 01:35:15 You could have did more shit. I'm not leaving my very consistent point. I agree with that. Men have to find a way to support themselves without being salty at other men for stopping your lifeline or your water or whatever the fuck nigga said i agree with that if i could do it then you can do it yeah and if i'm not mistaken favio signed to me make me sign him oh and what they say is that mace didn't present him with a beautiful contract. That wasn't the best contract. That's what they say out there. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 01:35:46 I think they got that from a Fabio interview. Is that right, Alex? You can look it up, but I'm pretty sure that they got that from a Fabio interview. So it's like, dog, I don't want to hear that shit. I don't want to hear that shit.
Starting point is 01:35:59 It ain't like you went through what you went through and then tried to clean it up moving forward for artists to come. I don't know. I really would have liked to get Mace on the phone to hear what he had to say about it uh at the 11 minute point of the interview fabio talked about signing with mace after the release of yeah no it's fine i'm not i'm not looking at it right now but they said that um but i fuck with mace i love mace one of my favorite rappers of time, and I hope he's cool. Me too. But in 2022, the auto-tune pump this. And just to clear up, it looks like it was actually favorable, because he didn't take any of this publishing rights. He's a zero publisher.
Starting point is 01:36:35 Yeah, he didn't. It's not what we thought. So I don't want to put that on him, that he gave- Fabio clarified that he's in a good deal with Mase. He even gave a shout out. Oh, great. Great. So we take that back. Yeah, we take that mud on. Oh, great. Great. So we take that back.
Starting point is 01:36:45 Yeah, we take that back. Let's not put that mud on Mace's name. Yep. I'm going to report that correctly. And what I will say is that I hope there's a way in the future that this can get worked out with Mace and Puff. Clearly, there's something of value that Mace feels is his and he wants back. But to Isha's point Putting records out like this
Starting point is 01:37:06 Ain't gonna help get it done It's not gonna help the situation Not at all Even if I was thinking Even if I woke up in a good mood today And thought about it Pull up that Puff reply You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:37:13 Even if I woke up in a good mood And thought about it You know what I'm feeling I might just Oh word Man fuck that At least make the music a slap
Starting point is 01:37:21 It's my only thing Like that shit wasn't a slap and this is just super direct from Puff stop all your crying bitching and moaning hustle harder get the fuck out our way ended it off with love yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:37:37 shut the fuck up and go ah celebrate do something do something cause I don't wanna sound like I'm being fucking passive but even though do something do something because I don't want to sound like I'm being fucking passive
Starting point is 01:37:46 but even though even though this applies here too I believe that was in response to Freddie P from the band it applies to it all but I'm saying it applies
Starting point is 01:37:55 I just want to there will be a long list of people I'm waiting for the next one out of my life to pop up come on come on who else you got for me now
Starting point is 01:38:02 I think it's clear I think the way is clear. But I won't be shocked. Stop your crying, bitching, and moaning. Hustle harder or get the fuck out of our way. Yeah. Kim Kardashian said like the white girl version
Starting point is 01:38:18 of that and they tore her ass up all over the internet. They sure did. She said work harder. They was like, what? Let me tell you something. Like, whoa, you can't even say work harder. No. It was work harder to this.
Starting point is 01:38:33 Yeah, especially because she came from a wealthy family. I think it was the gist of motion. Work harder to this the same way that. Work ain't work though. It's not what God gonna say that. And y'all know I'm typically on the other side of this coin. But her telling people to work, it's people out here that work their asses off, my nigga.
Starting point is 01:38:52 And that's what they told her. And they can't remotely get to nowhere. So it's not just work. It's work. It's luck. It's privilege. Privilege. Opportunity.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Brain power. Because sometimes it's not even privilege. It's just, in her case case it's a little privilege but her father might have worked i'm sure you get what i'm saying like what i'm saying trey might have it easier than you because you work you hear what i'm saying so i'm just saying it's a bunch of things that somebody still work though it's a bunch of shit that goes into this outside of just work. So you can't just say work because to the working class motherfucker, that sounds blasphemous. When I work 70 hours a week and I don't make ends meet.
Starting point is 01:39:35 Right. You can't just say work. Shut up. But what if Kim works 70 hours a week? I wasn't trying to defend her. You work 70. No, you're right. She probably does.
Starting point is 01:39:43 Yeah. But you started from a different position. Okay. So some people. Had an advantage. We'll look at it that way. Had an advantage. You get what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:39:52 So I'm not. Again, so that's why I brought up her dad. Like they were born into a better situation because somebody somewhere did some work. Whether illegal, legal, whatever the case may be. I don't know. A motherfucker put you in a position of I just don't like holding people's advantage. Her message was right. It was just the wrong message.
Starting point is 01:40:11 I don't like that. I don't like that either. I'm not a fan of that. Of what? Holding someone's advantage against them. It ain't her fault she had an advantage. There's people that had advantages and fucked it up. And didn't do nothing with it. That's a fact. Speaking of. Hey Alex. Can you look up if Dawson is Rosario's real last name? advantages and fucked it up and didn't do nothing with it that's a fact speaking of hey alex can
Starting point is 01:40:25 you look up if uh dawson is rosario's real last name okay some people go ahead some people didn't do nothing with their privilege yeah some people had their privilege and their advantages and still fucked it away so some people but be but be clear nigga the privilege was still that was your thing some motherfuckers did not have that. Thank you. I agree. You get what I'm saying? I agree.
Starting point is 01:40:46 Some people didn't have that. I'm just saying, I don't like to, because a person still busts their ass, even with privilege, with an advantage, I don't like to take that away from them. I think that's true. You get what I'm saying? I'm with you. Shorty works. Probably her ass off.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Her ass off. You know what I'm saying? There's a lot of motherfuckers that a sex tape came out about that ain't be able to flip it and do something with it. There was a lot of groupies saying there's a lot of motherfuckers that a sex tape came out about that ain't be able to flip it and do something with it it was a lot of groupies it was a lot of party girls
Starting point is 01:41:08 I don't want to call her a groupie or a party girl but that didn't manifest this I'm not disagreeing I'm saying but to poor people you can't say
Starting point is 01:41:16 yo just shut up and work oh yeah that's the same that's what the Republicans say to us that's what the old white people say to us I'm agreeing with you on that
Starting point is 01:41:25 So fuck out of here You're not in a position To tell me that When you don't know What my struggle is And you don't know What my circumstances are You can't say that
Starting point is 01:41:33 New ISIS Yes Yeah Oh yeah Stupid What else is important? Y'all hear the latest development in the Alec Baldwin case? No.
Starting point is 01:41:51 We are not doing that before Tom Brady. Okay. You asked me. He goes last. I thought we'd do sports a little later on. That's really important to me, but this ain't really a sports story to me. Tom Brady unretiring is a domestic story. It is.
Starting point is 01:42:03 No, it 100% is. I don't know why that part is not being. It is. No, it 100% is. I don't know why that part is not being covered, yo. No, it is on Twitter. Only on Twitter. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. The Twitter jokes have been abound. We knew right away.
Starting point is 01:42:13 What are the Twitter streets saying? He got home for a couple days with the family and said, now I'm going back to work. Fam, they put a picture of Tom Brady up and said, fuck them kids. Nothing like, I said that. I said, yo, nothing like spending a couple days home with the family that make you want to go to work. Ice is right.
Starting point is 01:42:31 And the Twitter streets are right. I miss them saying that. But this is why Tom Brady is the GOAT, yo. This is why he's the illest dude in the world. Us, mere mortals. We can't do that. No, we can't do it. We could.
Starting point is 01:42:43 We do it. We do it. We do it. It's not a story. It wouldn't be this fly. No, it'd be a story. I've done it. It'd been a story. Hit can't do that. No, we can't do it. We could. We do it. We do it. It's not a story. It wouldn't be this fly. No, it'd be a story. I've done it. It'd been a story.
Starting point is 01:42:50 Hit all over the blocks. But you go home, you spend some time with your family. Your family piss you off or your girl, your wife piss you off. And then you got a job to go do
Starting point is 01:42:59 or you out now. I'm out of here. Right? But then you got to come back. This is where he's different. She pissed him off and now his job is the next nine
Starting point is 01:43:12 months. Oh. I would hate to lose that argument. Because she won. She won. He retired. Gave all that half-hearted bullshit that all his friends saw right through. All the ESPN analysts are like, you don't sound like he's finished.
Starting point is 01:43:29 We came in here and said it when he retired. Be clear. That was life's decision. You don't sound like he's finished. Yeah, but us saying that is different from his friends getting up on Disney and saying, he doesn't sound done. It also could have went the other way. The dad came out and said, yo, my boy's not finished.
Starting point is 01:43:46 Everyone shut up. The other way what? She said, you got to take your grumpy ass back to work. It's super annoying when he doesn't have something to do. Shit is quiet around here. And his wife, who is super wealthy, makes more money than he does, was like, nah, you got to go back to work, man. You piss me off. You're throwing the damn football in the living room, man.
Starting point is 01:44:04 Go back to work. I can see that. Pick up your boxers and some bullshit. Yeah, you might be right. I didn't even look You piss me off. You throwing the damn football in the living room, man. Go back to work. I can see that. Pick up your boxers and some bullshit. I ain't even look at it that way. You might be right, Mark. He's making the kids do drills and shit. Man, we had a season. Yeah, we had this shit laid out when you was going.
Starting point is 01:44:16 Right. Grumpy ass. He was chilling. Now you come here. Nah, nah, go to work, man. You got another season on you. That could definitely be it. A few more, actually.
Starting point is 01:44:24 Yeah. You guys could be here doing pushups and fucking throwing the football all around I ain't seen the trainer in a couple weeks
Starting point is 01:44:31 these past two months I realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands is that so Thomas Gray
Starting point is 01:44:39 he's good the best shit is LFG but it's not now I love my teammates you love your teammates good. The best shit is LFG. But it's not now. I love my teammates. You love your teammates? The whole Bucs roster is in limbo waiting for your fucking
Starting point is 01:44:52 word. They almost all left. That was the other reason why this was announced. Yeah, yeah. Bucs said, no, no, no. Everyone's leaving. Yo, yo, check this out. I know y'all be getting them calls that y'all not supposed to get yet, but I'm back. I love my supportive family. Without them, none of this is possible. I'm coming back for my 23rd season
Starting point is 01:45:08 in Tampa. We have unfinished business. Let's fucking go. And it was at that moment that it hit me like a ton of bricks that when my oldest son was born, Tom Brady was playing football on the Patriots.
Starting point is 01:45:23 Jesus. He's coming back for his 23rd season all these little rugrats running around out there all they know is this Tom Brady yo that's amazing we're gonna die soon I don't wanna be soon
Starting point is 01:45:42 when these stats start coming up we're outta of here. Like I said, soon. Yeah. Soon and the way that the universe and Earth looks at time, not the way humans look at time. That's 50 years or soon. Okay.
Starting point is 01:46:00 I'll take 50. That's because you're 50. You want to be the nigga running around? You want to be the nigga? Yo, there's a dude in East Orange that's 112. You want to be him? Shit, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:15 You serious? He's lying. Crazy. Why? Because I'm going to have me some money. What the fuck you want to do with it? Give me a nice little long leg 30-year-old to come sit on daddy's lap. And TSK?
Starting point is 01:46:27 You can't feel your lap, idiot. And it don't work no more. You're numbing your lap. It ain't working no more. You numb a few other places, too. My, my, my. It ain't working. Your dick don't get hard.
Starting point is 01:46:37 You're done. Yeah, you finished. She smell good. Oh, nigga, you can't smell no more. You just sitting there. Stupid. All you get to do is Sit there Watch
Starting point is 01:46:47 Look at the fun Everyone else is having That's enough She coming there with some heels And some legs I'm good Made my day You don't see them little old head
Starting point is 01:46:58 Niggas being there You can't see You definitely If you can't smell You definitely can't see I'm 96 years old You can't smell you definitely can't see I'm 96 years old you can't see now 96 I can see
Starting point is 01:47:09 and you eat candy like a gremlin you ain't got no fucking teeth you ain't gonna be cute them eyes gonna be like a burnt hazel by then
Starting point is 01:47:16 that little line up these waves that shit is what's curls whatever you got going on that shit is open now let me stop
Starting point is 01:47:24 cause that's when the ish hive come out there and say, it's starting to really feel like Joe's hating on ass. They got some tension. I hate them niggas, Joe. And you don't ever correct them either. What I'm saying? That we cool.
Starting point is 01:47:37 Look. Let's hear it. I got to beat you. It's fine. It's fine. All right, well, let me beat you to the beat. Oh, man. And we are back. Indeed. Indeed. I's fine. It's fine. All right. Well, let me beat you. Oh, man. And we are back.
Starting point is 01:47:46 Indeed. Indeed. I forgot what we were talking about. I think we were done. We were talking about Tom Brady. I think it was the last thing. Hey. Tickety.
Starting point is 01:47:58 Any hot takes on the NFL offseason? Save that for- Nobody want to hear you gloat. Get your ass out of here. Look at him rubbing his hands. Look at him rubbing his hands. Look at him rubbing his little white hands. And he takes on the offseason. Our little part of the show phone is ringing. Uh oh.
Starting point is 01:48:13 Yo. Yeah, is Mike on his number? Maybe. Nah. Well, who's this? Oh, wait. We got to see if that's Shorty's man. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:48:31 Let's see. Oh, no. Yeah. No, it's D. Robinson. Yeah, nigga. We called to text you. Why is nigga acting weird? Why didn't we text?
Starting point is 01:48:40 Why ain't calling? Did you send him the eyeballs, man? This number is using your phone. He's banging it on you. Wait, what you using, text? First of all, why are you calling me? Did you send him the eyeballs, man? This number is using your local... He's banging it on you. Wait, what you using to get my call? ...and the purpose of your call, and I'll try to connect you. Wait, what does this dude have going on? Hey, yo, D. Robinson, yo, what's up?
Starting point is 01:48:57 I don't think he can hear you. That's a recording. I know, but it's going to forward it to him. Say it to him. What the... I've heard that a million times, but like, what is going on say it to him. What the? I've heard that a million times, but like, what is going on with this?
Starting point is 01:49:07 Your call has been forwarded to an IMF. I never heard that before. That's dope. Yeah, I ain't never heard that. He getting fly. I'm going to tell the audience what your question was, nigga.
Starting point is 01:49:19 I'm going to chill in case he call back. I want to be peaceful. You text the nigga, man. I text him. Did you text him the eyeballs call back. I want to be peaceful. You text the nigga, man. I text him. Did you text him the eyeballs? Yo, I hate y'all. It's a valid question.
Starting point is 01:49:30 I hate that shit thing, bro. We looking. I can't text dudes the eyes? No. No. You don't know what that is. First of all, I didn't text him the eyes. Y'all think I'm just a hoe.
Starting point is 01:49:42 That'd be true. All habits, man. Why? a hole that be true old habits what why yo y'all think I'm out here just sending the eyes to any guy
Starting point is 01:49:52 any old guy oh shit what's wrong with this nigga sound about right some stranger off the internet can get Joe Button
Starting point is 01:50:05 to send the eyes maybe y'all got my bi all the way fucked up yo I don't know who y'all think y'all dealing with D Robinson can just get me to leave my
Starting point is 01:50:15 get out the bed huh type of weird hoses y'all go ahead man what the eyes got to do with your bio huh well cause you saying I send the eyes got to do with your bio huh well because you're saying i send the eyes to any dude yo i'm saying don't send them to any dude any dude don't send them that's what i'm saying don't not certain dudes let me see your
Starting point is 01:50:35 recent emojis That in his phone? Yeah, no, no. That's his phone, yeah. It's just the colon and the parentheses. Wait, he in here writing. It's a three in the little bracket thing. He writing 143. Yo, you stupid.
Starting point is 01:51:03 Yo, you don't have Recent emojis I just got this phone Yesterday This nigga is stupid Yo why is that The funniest thing That you ever Come on we got shit
Starting point is 01:51:14 To get to Let me see Remembering Oh Jesse Oh no Alex Baldwin Alex Baldwin Yeah nah we getting to that What happened
Starting point is 01:51:21 Come on you know what happened He killed somebody Well I know that part But Then what do you mean See listen to that No I don't know what the news His privilege jumps right, you know what happened. He killed somebody. Well, I know that part, but... Then what do you mean? See, listen to that. No, I don't know what the news... His privilege jumps right out.
Starting point is 01:51:28 Yo, I don't say he killed somebody, yo. Somebody died on the set. Like, you kill a nigga, that's intentional. All right, let me... Wait, wait, wait. No, I don't have to be intentional. Wait, I'm asking...
Starting point is 01:51:40 My hand is up. My hand is up. You're right. Just call me. Call me, please. You're right. No, you're right. Thank you, Ish. I was about to say. call me. Call me, please. You're right. No, you're right. Thank you, Ish.
Starting point is 01:51:45 I was about to say. But what is the update is what I was saying. He states that the cinematographer told him to cock the gun before shooting it. Was it a revolver? That's the update? Yeah. That was the update. You got to do that.
Starting point is 01:52:00 No? On the set to make it look real? No? I don't know. I would look real no i don't know i would think so i don't know but if if if if there was a lot of rounds switched in there at some point you mean switched in never mind so what do you mean i'm asking a question never mind when when where do you get the word switch from it was supposed to be a blank where did the switch happen
Starting point is 01:52:28 it had and who said it was supposed to be a blank it's a movie shoot you use blanks no no here you go semantics
Starting point is 01:52:39 Sammy fam it was supposed to be a blank hold up hold up cause I'm here and I'm alert it was supposed to be a blank I see people use that little attack on me. I'm pulling out all y'all little nasty petty
Starting point is 01:52:51 attacks that y'all pull out. Joe and his semantics. Yeah. No, you do that sometimes. No, you do that all the time. Yeah, nigga. I agree. Yo.
Starting point is 01:53:05 I don't get the job. Oh, here goes Joe knowing what the words mean and putting importance on every word and every sentence. Looking for a loophole. Dancing. Yeah. Except. Yeah, Americans. What the fuck are y'all talking about?
Starting point is 01:53:22 So what happens when it goes against you? What do you mean? You call Webster stupid. What the fuck are you talking about? about so what happens when it goes against you what do you mean you call Webster stupid you did on numerous occasions you've called Webster stupid cause the word's gotta come from somewhere this is back to our how did the universe start conversation the word has to come from somewhere
Starting point is 01:53:39 you really will spin your way out of it like a Tasmanian devil see y'all call it a spin. That's a spin, my nigga. That's my brain. You're hitting circles. I'm not trying to spin it. I'm telling you how I think in my head.
Starting point is 01:53:52 Why do I have to be made to feel like an outcast? Because y'all niggas is stupid. Yo, your favorite move on Madden was what? I don't play Madden. Back in the day, you did. I didn't. Hold up, time out. You never played John Madden football?
Starting point is 01:54:08 No, that wasn't my thing, no. Did you play soccer? No. Here come American insults because I didn't play this little game that some fucking person made up in their head at some point. See what I mean about y'all?
Starting point is 01:54:22 See what I mean? And we just subscribe and think differently. I'm not calling y'all weird because of this book because you're judging me because I never played Madden. To be from the hood and never played Madden. What urban young nigga
Starting point is 01:54:34 never played Madden? I'm judging a little bit. Just a little bit of judgment. You still my man? I was born in Lenox Hill. It's not the hood, all right? That's the hospital? That's the hospital.
Starting point is 01:54:42 I said to be from the hood. Where'd you go home to? You grew up in the hood. When you left the hospital, where'd you go? to you grew up in the hood when you left the hospital where'd you go I wasn't from a hood I walked there by choice I lived across
Starting point is 01:54:51 beautiful parks beautiful fountains what was your zip code why would I share it was then it don't matter you can share it now what was your zip code
Starting point is 01:55:00 if you just made a right and a left and just walked you was in the hood then you was in the hood. Your head could get busted. But don't try to paint me as being from the fucking hood. And you know I'm left-handed.
Starting point is 01:55:11 You know about my fucking fingers and shit. No, I wasn't doing all the shit that Madden required. Yes, I tried to go play the shit. It was mad difficult to run the plays and call shit and control. No, I didn't do that. That wasn't my thing. Sorry. That's how you play Street Fighter then. No, I didn't do that. That wasn't my thing. Sorry. That's how you play Street Fighter, then.
Starting point is 01:55:27 I was the man in Street Fighter. I'm sorry. You know what I'm saying? I'm left-handed. But I'm not the man in the Street Fighter on these consoles. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay.
Starting point is 01:55:38 That was an arcade. Okay. I just told Parks last week that I'm going to buy the arcade Street Fighter and put it in my house. You should. You should. But no. The games got advanced and so did the streets.
Starting point is 01:55:50 And I went to the street. No, the games got stupid now. The games are stupid. This shit is ridiculous. I'm about to shoot my TV. Back, left, right. No, they are designed, these games, to stress you the fuck out. I stopped playing games when...
Starting point is 01:56:05 My last game was Resident Evil. The last one was fire, by the way. But I'm talking about one from... I know. I know. Way back. Nah, they got some shit now, bro. You can't play the game if your gun is nearby.
Starting point is 01:56:19 Yeah, it was nice. It's like Metroid. You will shoot the TV. What? If I said that, I would be the old nigga. What year is Metroid? 80-something.
Starting point is 01:56:30 Something. Something. Yeah, the games are doing different shit now. All right, son. All right, son. You got it. You done?
Starting point is 01:56:37 Are you done with your judgment? I'm good, fam. You good? He's trying to lead us somewhere now. I don't fucking remember what I was talking about. Thank you. Jerk.
Starting point is 01:56:43 Oh, Alec Baldwin. Yeah, because I was saying that on the set you usually use blinks and you said they didn't, which is, there may have been a switch.
Starting point is 01:56:54 That's what I'm asking. I believe that was how, was it Brandon Lee? That's bullshit. Same thing. No, it's not. No, no, no. Well, I'm not talking
Starting point is 01:57:04 about Brandon Lee. This is bullshit. Same thing. No, it's not. No, no, no. Well, I'm not talking about Brandon Lee. This is why I'm calling bullshit. Because I didn't fall for the last press release. And Hal was worried. And if you didn't fall for that one, then you can't fall for this one and a switch. And what I mean is, the prop gun from a movie. Wait, no. No.
Starting point is 01:57:24 That's wrong. The prop gun from a movie. Wait, no. No. That's wrong. A prop gun doesn't have the functionality of a gun. So you, I think, would be right. In a movie prop gun, there would be a blank. Yes.
Starting point is 01:57:41 But I don't know that that gun has the functionality to fire a live round that's what i'm saying so so they said he killed somebody with a prop gun that's bullshit this was a live gun that could fire with a live round and a firing pin should have got taken out or something to that man now check it out well you still need the firing pin to shoot a blank. Do you? Yeah. See that's why I'm not getting into all of that and I'm just I didn't know that. All I'm saying is a functioning gun. The firing pin is what lets the bullet. I don't care if it's wood
Starting point is 01:58:13 to do it. It functions. There is a function that makes this bullet shoot out. It shouldn't have been a projectile. I don't care how it was done. Yeah but so the armorer issued a statement in response to them saying that he was told to cock the gun. And the statement says, Mr. Baldwin knew that he could never point a firearm at crew members under any circumstances and had a duty of safety to his fellow crew members. That's kind of like, that's gun shit 101, kind of.
Starting point is 01:58:42 You're not supposed to point a gun whether it's loaded or unloaded. It was never supposed to be a gun. It was never supposed to be a gun. I don't know if that's true. Yeah, this is all, it's a movie. You know it wasn't supposed to be something. They might use real firearms in movies. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:58:57 Not live rounds. They did. Not live rounds, obviously. I'm not going to put a real firearm with a live round in an actor's head who is not a shooter. That's fine. And we're filming a scene here. Nobody's supposed to put a real firearm with a live round in an actor's hand who is not a shooter. That's fine. We're filming a scene here. Nobody's supposed to die for real. Now, this is everybody blaming everybody else.
Starting point is 01:59:11 That's it. Because this is liability and lawsuit time. Absolutely. So you kind of just got to go with what you believe. Like, nigga, I'm an actor. You saying I'm not supposed to shoot at the dude on the movie set? What are you talking about? No, I'm an actor
Starting point is 01:59:25 and my entire family are actors. Yeah. This ain't my first rodeo. And nobody, yeah. Everybody's issuing statements to absolve themselves. We have a name out here
Starting point is 01:59:37 with a fucking ball win. That's true. That's all this is. This is everybody issuing a statement to take the blame off of them. He forgot more about movie making than I'm going going to know about. I ain't going to say
Starting point is 01:59:46 that he don't know what he's supposed to be doing. I'm going to say it wasn't supposed to be no fucking gun. I agree with that. Yeah. Like I said,
Starting point is 01:59:56 this is everybody just saying, hey, look, it ain't my fault. This is the armorer. Yeah, Sue him. This person said, hey, I wasn't called to inspect the gun
Starting point is 02:00:04 before that scene. So basically, I'm not in any blame. Yeah, everybody going. And this is what everybody's doing. You know what happens, too? All of these people got their own consultants. Yeah. So the armorer probably don't work for the network.
Starting point is 02:00:19 He gets hired by the network to do certain shit. Now I got to protect my name My brand My company My insurance All that other shit Yeah No it was his fault He knew he was supposed to
Starting point is 02:00:30 Point the gun at Somebody on set Yo please pull up the name The name of the victim Just so we can pay respect I don't know how you pronounced it First name Helena
Starting point is 02:00:43 Helena Hutchins Helena Hutchins She was young I? Helena Hutchins. Helena Hutchins. She was young, I think. Helena Hutchins. Find out how old she was. Yeah, come on, man. She was young.
Starting point is 02:00:56 Remember she was married. Yeah, man. And her husband came to the set. You were like, yo, I don't want to hear that. 42 years old. Yeah, and I'm still on that, yo. I don't want to hear that shit if I'm the husband. Because now I just got to sit and watch all of this. Yeah, I don't want to hear it.
Starting point is 02:01:10 Watch everybody just shift blame. Yeah, I don't want to watch this. Everybody playing a blame game. Oh, God, yo. All you niggas at fault. Wrap this guy with love. I hope he's good. You too.
Starting point is 02:01:23 The husband. Yeah. Yeah, because now you gotta hear the shit you keep getting abreast of what's going on every time another statement come out
Starting point is 02:01:29 yeah it's terrible this is front page news again it's terrible see that's what I kinda be meaning when I say like it's people going
Starting point is 02:01:36 through real shit like don't come to me with just like miniature nonsense like it's people out there that gotta deal with real loss and pain like
Starting point is 02:01:46 shit that's like would be unimaginable are you kidding me people family at war they ain't here from in months they don't know if they safe nigga i don't know if they alive all that real life shit you You right. That's adding shit to it. I'm looking at the bare minimum. Yo, my partner that I actually love left the house and went to work and didn't return. Take it for granted because
Starting point is 02:02:14 but no, I loved her. We had plans. Yeah, that's crazy. And she don't get to come back because of this. Oh, yikes. I pray for him. I hope he's good. I hope he's good.
Starting point is 02:02:32 Rest in peace, Selena Hutchins. Yes. Rest in peace. Dolly Parton bows out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominations. I don't even need to read no more. That's pretty swaggy to me. Round of applause. Classy. She said, I'm not rock enough.
Starting point is 02:02:49 Maybe one day I'll make a rock album, and then you can put me in there. I don't even care why she said that. That's swaggy. Just to say, nah, I'm good. Nah. Give it to someone else. She said, I don't want any votes split because of me.
Starting point is 02:03:03 Yeah, she's not worthy. That's it. And I disagree, but. I disagree, too, but that's her. Well, they disagree. Yeah, they don't like that shit. They wanted her in. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:16 Legend. But Dolly Parton, ain't she always been swaggy? She is. I'm telling you, my theory, B, I think you share my theory. I'm telling you my theory B I think you share my theory some of the older white women that understand they just
Starting point is 02:03:30 you could tell yo you could tell I'm telling you is that something I'm not supposed to say on air no you good alright cause I'm whispering no you straight just leave it alone right there you good. Alright, because I'm whispering. No, you straight. Just leave it alone right there. No, yeah. You good, though. And you're correct.
Starting point is 02:03:52 I would have liked to have been around when like... No, never mind. Thank you. Thank you very much. Back to creative brain. You just want to be around at the beginning of things. Like, imagine the first dude that's seen the sun. It's like, oh, shit, man.
Starting point is 02:04:07 They wildin' over there, yo. Man, hot. Nigga. Yo, y'all cold? Watch this. Nah, dude, nah. He was cold. Nah, imagine the first.
Starting point is 02:04:16 At the beginning of some things. Imagine the first nigga that realized it was a schedule and told niggas, yo, I could make the sun come back. He was poppin'. He was poppin'. Imagine that nigga. Look what a nigga's doing for box. No, fuck box, nigga. I could make the sun come back. He was popping. He was popping. Imagine that nigga. Look what niggas do for box. No, fuck box, nigga.
Starting point is 02:04:28 I'm the king out this motherfucker. Yo, what? I said what? I'll make the sun disappear. The bad bitches didn't even come around yet. I owe them, though. Yes, they did, girl. Nah, we found the sun.
Starting point is 02:04:37 Now we can actually see. But then it was up when it was like a rainy day. No, you want to- Yo, I want to apologize to the audience. I'm sorry if all this conversation is stupid, but that's where I am I saw two guys on the internet they asked a stupid question
Starting point is 02:04:48 now my brain been on stupid shit since then what was the question? yeah I want to know the question now are there more doors in the world or windows or no or wheels
Starting point is 02:05:01 it was wheels wheels probably wheels still wheels how? Or wheels. It was wheels. Wheels. Wheels. Wheels. See? Probably wheels. Still wheels. Yeah, it's wheels. How? Still wheels.
Starting point is 02:05:12 How's it wheels if I get doors? Explain it to me. Doors. Now I'm doing a little bit of math. It's doors. It would have to be doors. It's doors. It might be doors.
Starting point is 02:05:24 Why is it doors? Because with wheels, what do you get that don't have doors? Your fridge has doors. I know it's more wheels, but what do you get that don't have doors? Covers. I get cabinets. Bikes.
Starting point is 02:05:35 I get high rises. Every house. Every house. I get closet doors. One car. Every car. Every car got doors. Yeah, but four wheels to maybe two doors
Starting point is 02:05:46 you start balancing out with a lot of coupes some of us got coupes but then you got doors for houses doors for fridges doors for cabinets I take doors you got wheels on everything
Starting point is 02:05:54 in the fucking house down here not the cabinets at first I thought wheels but I'm you down 20 to 20 right there wheels only really get cars cars, bikes
Starting point is 02:06:03 no fridges no bikes I said bikes refrigerators the fridges. Bikes. I said bikes. Refrigerators. The frisbee having wheels on it sometimes too, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:10 Yeah. The washer, depending on what you got, got wheels on it. The washing dryer has wheels. Yeah, but it's more wheels than doors. I think there's more doors than wheels. And look, see, I've been on this since I saw it. One of these stupid little everybody was high. And if I get the right space here, there's some more wheels.
Starting point is 02:06:28 Shut up. You ain't never bid wheels and make it in your life. You just ain't. Did you? Yeah. I'm asking you. How many does that have? A lot?
Starting point is 02:06:35 A couple. I'm not an avid space player. Okay. But yeah, a couple times. All right, what else we got that's important? The Senate listened to us. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:43 Clap it up for us. Round of applause finally JVP fans finally we get some say so around here shout out to them over there
Starting point is 02:06:49 AOC hit me up oh word you say yo matter of fact can you make this wait they approved this I told them yeah
Starting point is 02:06:56 US senate approves bill to make daylight saving time permanent I just gotta go through the house gotta go through the house oh nah
Starting point is 02:07:03 we object you can kick your rainy days ass out of my face we object permanent. I just got to go through the house. Got to go through the house. Oh, no. We object. You could kick your rainy days ass out of my face. We object. You object. You object. I want this. You do not want this, yo. I do. You think you do. It's like McDonald's breakfast. Once it comes, you're not going to want it. Fam, I don't want it getting dark at 4
Starting point is 02:07:20 o'clock in the afternoon, dog. I don't care what you say. I want this. I want this. Forever? Yeah. Forever, dog. I don't care what you say. I want this. I want this. Forever? Yeah. Forever, ever. Hey, Gary Gloom, I want it to be fucking lit as long as possible.
Starting point is 02:07:33 You're bugging. Two weeks ago, Ice was like, yo, they like, save the time, don't even have nothing to do with none of that shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:38 That's what it started, it didn't. That's what they created. They made this shit up. Now they making it go away. They made it up so the slaves could pick cotton off. But who would ever say it goes this way? Yeah they making it go away they made it up so the slaves could pick cotton off
Starting point is 02:07:45 but who would ever say it goes this way yeah wait huh they made it up so people could harvest crops longer yeah that's why in the summer months
Starting point is 02:07:52 you had more sunlight that was it this guy this guy you hear him this guy is fucking amazing I told you that last last part bro
Starting point is 02:08:01 the US Senate on Tuesday passed legislation that would make daylight saving time permanent starting in 2023, ending the twice-annual changing of clocks in a move promoted by supporters advocating brighter afternoons and more economic activity. Yeah. Yeah. There'll be more money out here for us.
Starting point is 02:08:17 Yeah. They print the money, yo. That part is always skipped when we start talking about economics. Go make some more. No, but people still moving around more. Oh, please. Yo, it was easy to get y'all.
Starting point is 02:08:31 So? It was easy to get y'all. Fam. Y'all wouldn't have left with me back in the day. Nope. Y'all would have stayed right there.
Starting point is 02:08:39 Yo, I ain't the revolting type. Even if I told you, yo, it's going to be Apple Watches in the future. Laptops. iPads. Fam. Yo, in the future, it starts going to be Apple Watches in the future, laptops, iPads. Yo, in the future,
Starting point is 02:08:48 it starts with us though. You wouldn't have did your part. Wow. With Miss Josephine busting her ass. Yo, what is wrong? Hello?
Starting point is 02:08:57 I'm going to be playing the violin in there with Miss Josephine tearing her ass up when Masa go to town. You bugging. I'm gravy.
Starting point is 02:09:09 Now that's privilege. Now that's acknowledging your privilege right there. Dog. See, and that's my problem. Light skin with green eyes. I would have risked it all for all of us to get away.
Starting point is 02:09:19 That's you, Joe. You got it. You wouldn't have though. You saying that now with Joe brain. You don't know which direction is north and they done cracked your ass a dish. In any generation, you put me in
Starting point is 02:09:31 I got our brain made. Hey, yo. Some one of them niggas on Instagram posted him on Sammy Davis clip. You know, I follow all the music pages. Niggas posted Sammy old ass. Sammy was about 90 in the music pages. Biggest post is Sammy Olaz. Sammy was about 90 in the 50s.
Starting point is 02:09:47 And they was like, yeah, I'm not crazy. I was like... Yo. What the fuck? Yo, where that just come from? This nigga brain is just different. This nigga just started Sammy-ing.
Starting point is 02:10:04 For real. I didn't see the clip. Yeah nigga just started seeing me. For real. I didn't see the clip. Yeah, I missed that one. Oh, man. That didn't pop up on my Explorer page. I seen that shit and figured out why music turned predatory. I'm lost. I know.
Starting point is 02:10:19 Let's just move on. What's wrong with this nigga, man? Hey, look at all the clips from the niggas in the 70s and 60s. All them niggas was 90 and up. They was 60. Grown ass nigga. Nigga was 50. It was just my imagination.
Starting point is 02:10:35 They was, the execs was like, we are ending this, buddy. Hey. We getting easy. Hey, Michael Jackson killed all that shit. Was he was eight? It's over. Yo, those niggas had smoke for my head. They probably hated that nigga.
Starting point is 02:10:59 Hell, Michael said, be there in the morning. Them niggas try to put a hit out on Mike. Yo. I got a break. Nigga, Mike. You stop singing. Why, yo? I'm going to reach off the sky.
Starting point is 02:11:17 Wait, who was that? Oh, that was my other man. Louie Armstrong. Yo, what's wrong with you, yo? Yo, you wildin' right there. Yo, pull up. No, don't pull it up, bro. And I think that might happen.
Starting point is 02:11:35 Nigga, if you don't want him to, then... How you tell Louie to put some T-Pain on? Hey, yo. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Just for comedic relief, yo.
Starting point is 02:11:52 This is so stupid, yo. No, you got issues, man. I'm so glad Michael Jackson came. No bullshit. Nigga, what if music never changed? Now we got to be 40 and shit out there trying to... Nigga, what if music never changed? Now we got to be 40 and shit out there trying to. Nigga. Hey, them niggas was killing all the five band groups.
Starting point is 02:12:11 It was just my imagination. Nigga, Mike. Mike said, wait. What? Niggas had to deal with Mike the Prince. Then who? That was it Stevie
Starting point is 02:12:26 Nah Stevie never left Stevie was here Before Mike Stevie never left But he never left So he still at like Stevie was here before Mike But Stevie couldn't
Starting point is 02:12:34 That's like the little niggas Looking at Drake right now You gotta still deal with him Out here Stevie was that every decade But Stevie couldn't dance And all that other shit So they ain't feel threatened
Starting point is 02:12:44 Nah you bugging They had to deal with Rick James now. Were you shitting me? Yeah. Take your old ass to Vegas with the whites. Yo, stop. Stop. All right. Yo, yo, I'm saying we was in Vegas
Starting point is 02:13:07 Yo I'm just saying That's them You better go over there With Frank and them Get your ass out of here Oh Holy shit Yo that's crazy
Starting point is 02:13:17 Yo Nigga Marvin Gay came They had sauce for them Niggas You never saw another little Four tops or nothing Duh
Starting point is 02:13:28 Let's move out of here That's fucked up yo I know I know And I'm not laughing and joking But it comes with Analyzation of the music business You just gotta peep
Starting point is 02:13:38 What they was marketing in What it switched to The sound it was in What happened here Not just that Niggas realized And they wasn't busting that check down
Starting point is 02:13:46 Smokey was like mahalo that's true all them niggas like yo I'm gone Diana Ross all of them was like yo look
Starting point is 02:13:55 they busting that bag down nah they pulled it to the sops yo yeah I love you niggas and all that if you leave, they will come.
Starting point is 02:14:06 You get this. Shaka Khan came. Got out of here. All right, so Drake has braids. How we feel about that issue? Fuck that nigga here got to do with me. White skin shit. Why he so aggressive?
Starting point is 02:14:23 Why you asking me about another nigga hair I didn't I didn't I don't give a fuck about that nigga hair I'm just saying you know delegation
Starting point is 02:14:31 yo it's just such like a nigga like you aren't like a nigga why would I care about his hair yo care is where I'm calling you a nigga
Starting point is 02:14:40 you could have a thought without necessarily caring I don't have one thought on God's green earth about that nigga's hair not one does anyone else have a thought or did Ish just spoil the room
Starting point is 02:14:54 y'all got it pretty good yep I'm good see this is how the girl group chats go and y'all think the outlier girl is standing up to say wait a second look
Starting point is 02:15:08 it's just came with a strong opinion now everybody's quiet yeah I got takes about that nigga here nigga and next time you don't
Starting point is 02:15:16 shut your ass the fuck up he asked me about that dumbass nigga here I don't care now there's a take what do I think
Starting point is 02:15:23 about this I don't know I don't care about this shit. Why he poke his lips out in the picture? You know why you gotta care? You know why you gotta care? Because he... Why you looking at his lips?
Starting point is 02:15:34 Let me skip it. Nigga, he... I can't. I can't with y'all today. It was just my imagination. Word. Go back. Go back. Sing the Sammy song. I gotta be me y'all today. It was just my imagination. Word. Go back. Go back.
Starting point is 02:15:45 Sing a Sammy song. I got to be me, man. Nah. Yo, why you getting up? Yo, pull the clip up, yo. Can you pull up the on-screen page? I got to bring me. All right, forget it, yo.
Starting point is 02:16:01 Forget it. All right, so Drake has braids. You got to care about this if you play in the same lake as him. Man, the nigga cut a heart in his head last year. And you have to care about that if you play in the same lake as him. I don't know how to swim. I'm good, brother. You'll notice.
Starting point is 02:16:19 Oh, no. Yes, you do. Oh, yes, you do. Hello? Hello? Swim good. I don't swim. No, you swim great. No, I don't. You swim. Frank yes, you do. Hello? Hello? Swim good. I don't swim. No, you swim great. You swim. Frank Ocean, hold up.
Starting point is 02:16:30 Hold up. Hold up. Nah. Nah, nah. You swim good? Yeah, yeah. I gotta give him something now. Oh, man. Y'all haven't swam in a long time. Say that, then. I don't know how to swim. Go ahead, man. Say that. Hey.
Starting point is 02:16:52 This guy is nuts. Anyway, you'll know it if the women in your fucking friend group just start reacting to Drake's hairstyles. Then you got to care about it.
Starting point is 02:17:04 No, the fucked up part is gonna be when all these niggas start getting it. Damn, he had a heart in his hair last year and I saw niggas do it. Nothing surprises me anymore. Niggas need to go get hearts, yo.
Starting point is 02:17:14 That's terrible. Nothing surprises me anymore. That's influence. That's influence. Yeah. That's not influence. I guess. That's the exact definition of influence
Starting point is 02:17:27 no no you're right I can see a kid doing it you know what I'm saying like 13 year olds 12 year olds I can't see another grown man following or emulating
Starting point is 02:17:36 what another nigga do with his hair bitch I hate that man grown men follow grown men I hate to break it to you every day you watch grown men
Starting point is 02:17:43 fucking in awe of Something another Grown man is doing And trying to emulate That person Damn Hov told you niggas
Starting point is 02:17:50 To put their jerseys up And I ain't seen a jersey At all No Fab still Rocking some Louis Vuitton jerseys No I'm talking about After that stretch though They coming back
Starting point is 02:18:00 But Hov did that Niggas follow Niggas follow Who they wanna follow What's up with Fab Um but Hov did that. Niggas follow who they want to follow. What's up with Fab? You went from one baddie to the next, huh?
Starting point is 02:18:13 Fab, Fab. I'm not saying nothing because niggas think I hate Fab. I'm not saying nothing because what can I ever say about someone else's style of dress, yo? I can't.
Starting point is 02:18:26 It's not even the style. Like, it's the stance. It's the everything, bro. It's the selfie pose. Yeah, it's everything, bro. It's a whole... I've seen an entire collab. Oh, excuse me.
Starting point is 02:18:37 A compilation of Fab doing this. I think he does this on purpose. Me too. I really think he's doing this for traction. Like, just... I know they're going to clown me. I'm going to put this out there anyway. Well i really think he's doing this for traction like just i know they're gonna clown me i'm gonna put this out there anyway well i think he does it on purpose too yeah and why would you not if you see it works i would just like him to couple some music with
Starting point is 02:18:55 this shit and i know i'm certain that he has music coming but yeah yeah i want the internet to re-rank the worst dressed rappers and podcasters cause y'all got me high on the list because of my past and my history I know it's been egregious but I think we need to rework it like I don't think that I should be one or two
Starting point is 02:19:20 I'm not saying I escaped the top three worst dressed but I should not be one or two well we talking podcasters I'm not saying I escaped the top three worst dressed. Listen to this narcissist. I should not be one or two. Well, we talking podcasters. I'm one. Listen to this narcissist, yo. Y'all got to re-rank me in dressing. Yo, listen. Rap is in podcasters.
Starting point is 02:19:35 If you mixing podcasters, I got you. I call you a narcissist when you regard yourself or consider yourself. That's a new buzzword. Or think about yourself. It is a new buzzword. They're going to run into the ground. Everything's a narcissist. Or value yourself. Everything's a new buzzword. Or think about yourself. It is a new buzzword. They're running to the ground. Value yourself. Everything is a narcissist. Listen, these little narratives,
Starting point is 02:19:50 man. Moving on. Come on. I know there's more to get to. Alright, so Snoop took Death Row's catalog off of the DSPs, except for title. But Apple Music, Spotify, they do not have any of the
Starting point is 02:20:06 Death Row catalog I do I do and I have title I've been telling y'all for years I feel like a broken record
Starting point is 02:20:16 at this point if you rely on these streaming DSPs for your music you are subject to this that's just it they can pick and whoever owns shit can... That's the majority of the people.
Starting point is 02:20:29 That was the goal, is what I'm saying. This was a plan. Yeah, but everybody don't want to go buy a one terabyte phone to be able to store all that shit on their phone. I agree. You get them there. There's other options. I'm just saying, but for convenience sake,
Starting point is 02:20:42 you just jump on a DSP. Most of the songs will be there. Conveniency is how they lure you in every time. Everybody. Yo, it's convenient for you. You don't realize, again, what are you giving up? I agree. He didn't read the contract.
Starting point is 02:20:56 He didn't read the contract. He just didn't read the contract. A lot of people think they own this. They like, yo, no, I clicked download. What do you mean? It's not even in my downloaded files no more. Like, why is it not here? No, you gave up the rights to all of that.
Starting point is 02:21:08 I understand. It's their music. You're renting it. I understand. That's all. But Tupac's albums are on there because it's not Death Row catalog. I'm sure they're going to repackage them and re-upload them or something. I heard two things.
Starting point is 02:21:22 One, I was hearing, and they could both exist. Snoop was saying he wants to make Death Row an NFT label. So I don't know if this has anything to do with that. Or if this is just like a licensing thing because everything's now transferred over to him. They were uploaded through whoever owned it. Else's system before. Now he's got to redo it. Yep.
Starting point is 02:21:44 So we'll see what happens but Again Yo if you like something Cop that shit And there's other ways to cop Allegedly Yeah there's iTunes There's Google Play Store
Starting point is 02:21:59 Amazon sells music Bandcamp You know what I mean There's a lot of different places My man This is huge though I think it's dope On the bigger side that Amazon sells music. Big camp. You know what I mean? There's a lot of different places. My man. This is huge, though. I think it's dope.
Starting point is 02:22:09 On the bigger side, that now we kind of starting to have more power with regards to your assets and what you own. Now I can start coming to the table. Exactly. I can start coming to my table like, yo, you want my shit? Pay me for my shit more than what you've been paying me. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:23 Man, we watched... I hate to bring Hov up, but... We couldn't get through an episode without it. We watched it where he took Reasonable Doubt, Blueprint. He took his major albums off of the DSPs. It was only on title. You want to hear Reasonable Doubt, you got to come to title. I can put it back on when I want.
Starting point is 02:22:42 Dope. Because I own it. That's dope. Joe did it with The pod Exactly True Like I could take it off Spotify at my leisure
Starting point is 02:22:51 I could take it off Apple Music at my leisure That's dope I control what Happens with my own shit And I think we getting there I think Kanye's a big advocate For that
Starting point is 02:23:01 So shout to him True In that aspect too Yeah he was celebrating The fact that his stem player, you know, Don DeTue, is not counted on Billboard lists. He's like, great, I don't want to be on that. Fuck y'all lists. It don't mean nothing to him no more.
Starting point is 02:23:16 No. We don't need your platform. Beyonce told y'all before, if I cared about numbers, I'd have put Lemonade on Spotify. We don't care about numbers at the level we playing at. Y'all numbers, y'all chase that. Y'all care about what your first week. Yeah, you do that.
Starting point is 02:23:31 Or it's just a validation from the others. Like, nobody give a fuck. Y'all don't got to validate me no more with Grammys or with awards. Like, y'all don't. I don't care about none of that shit no more. You calling Roscoe back? Who's Roscoe is? My man that
Starting point is 02:23:46 we called his phone four times. No. You told me I can't send a dude to eyes. Now you want me to call his phone obsessively? Like,
Starting point is 02:23:55 I'm not the fucking baddie I am. What the fuck is you talking about? I got a bone to pick with you two. I don't, your family,
Starting point is 02:24:01 I don't want to. No, no, no, but now it's here. Now it's here. What you gonna do Stop drop and roll Grab some water From somewhere
Starting point is 02:24:08 The smoke is in your house How do you get out Are you jumping out the window It's here I'm gonna open the window So listen to this man I've been on YouTube Just snooping around
Starting point is 02:24:16 And shit And some of them Are really good With these fucking captions You know I'm intrigued At the videos That just get like 90 million views and just wild shit. 30 million views, just crazy numbers.
Starting point is 02:24:32 And they find a way to get you every time. Nice little sales pitch on the first screen. Fucking caption there, plain as day. Some shit like, It took me five years. It took me five years it took us five years but watch how we built a yacht in our backyard
Starting point is 02:24:51 I gotta click play on that I gotta see this I have to click play on this but I'm clicking this so I click it ish and sure enough these niggas is back there building a yacht from scratch and showing you every step of the way. Millions and millions and millions of views on this. And what did I end with?
Starting point is 02:25:17 Yep. Yeah. Right them. I ended with cursing you the fuck out. Because why you ain't building a yacht? We could have had a yacht, nigga. How ended with cursing you the fuck out. Because why you ain't building a yacht? We could have had a yacht, nigga. How many years I known you? How much backyard?
Starting point is 02:25:31 You know how much? And then once I clicked this video, now the algorithm saw me do it. Oh, yeah. So now they showing me all the people that's building yachts and boats and homes and shit out of wood in the back of their house. I get the restoration ones now like where they find an old handgun from the 1800s and make that shit look brand new yo yo they build the yacht and put that shit in the water with their friends and then went out to go journey drinking wine did they go try to get like two of every animal to put on there or no
Starting point is 02:26:02 no they just took gang. Okay. I'm just saying. All right, you ain't shit, man. Joe, first of all, look at that nigga's backyard. We live in New Jersey.
Starting point is 02:26:15 That nigga lives in Wichita. Secondly, that nigga ain't probably had no coochie in the last 14 years. Fuck is you? I'm not. Nigga, you know what? You right. Would you get the yacht though? You wouldochie in the last 14 years. Fuck is you? I'm not. Nigga. Yeah, you know what?
Starting point is 02:26:26 You right. What'd you get the yacht, though? You would have been in the house. And the coochie come with it. The coochie come with it, y'all. You would have been in the house, fucking Miss Jocelyn. What'd you call her? Josephine.
Starting point is 02:26:34 Miss Josephine. Yeah, hello, asshole. You hear this guy? Who got time to do that? That shit look nice, too. I want to say, you know the coochie you going to get now? Can y'all stop saying the word coochie? Box.
Starting point is 02:26:46 I'm sorry. You know the box you're going to get now? I'm just going to find another topic. Y'all have a big ass boat they built in they backyard. That's dope though.
Starting point is 02:26:54 Shout out to them. More news. Round of applause for a few reasons. Okay. Reason number one, Abbott's Elementary, just like you all guessed,
Starting point is 02:27:03 right back, renewed, season two. Love it. Right back. Renewed. Season two. Doubled a round of applause. Couldn't be happier. My, uh, Tuesdays or Wednesdays, whenever this shit comes on. Hadn't been the same since it's been off. Guess what?
Starting point is 02:27:18 You know what hasn't been renewed yet? What? Tommy. Tommy. Go ahead. Well, we gotta see. we ain't gotta see nothing go ahead come on with your congratulations so round of applause for
Starting point is 02:27:32 just everybody involved with Abbots Elementary yeah it's a great show great great show also round of applause cause they caught the homeless
Starting point is 02:27:43 killer the homeless person killer that was running around New York and apparently D.C. as well. They got him. And they got him in D.C. if I'm not mistaken.
Starting point is 02:27:59 And I was getting sick to my stomach watching the clips of him walking up to people laying on the ground and looking around and then shooting them. Like, fam, they already homeless. And that's what you, like, it's disturbing. Really glad that they got him the fuck out of here, however they did it. So, yeah, another round of applause. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:28:26 Round of applause to Delonte West and Ice Cube. Yes. Trying to make the big three. Delonte West trying out for the big three. Round of applause. Nice redemption story. Word. That man's been through a lot.
Starting point is 02:28:39 Word. Kyrie hiring his stepmom. Yes. Kyrie hiring his stepmom Yes Kyrie hiring his stepmom as a sports agent and she is now the only black woman to represent
Starting point is 02:28:49 an NBA player Well congratulations Jussie's out the psych ward Well he's not suicidal When was he suicidal? He's just he told you he was not suicidal
Starting point is 02:29:03 That's good yeah so he shouldn't be in a psych ward well good yeah round of applause please a barks and listen you want to be supported yeah we are Taraji said never mind if you think he did it. The punishment doesn't fit the crime. I was like, yeah. She said that? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:29:34 After getting on people for not coming out in support of him when it first broke? Okay. Playing football. Play football. Are are you gonna talk into the microphone say we playing football and goalposts just be you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 02:29:52 sometimes so did y'all hear did y'all hear about the YouTube couple they looking at seven years for a prank they pulled in a Target store
Starting point is 02:29:59 what they did so they got this prank they go into the store not the mannequin one no no no they hide in the store until it's closed. And they try to spend
Starting point is 02:30:08 all night in the Target store. And they film themselves doing this. Okay. Oh, okay. That's seven years? And they, well, there's a charge. There's a charge.
Starting point is 02:30:19 Yeah. It's conspiracy and third-degree criminal trespassing. Let me hear this bullshit you better not excuse seven years man niggas could kill somebody and get a man slow to charge and come home before seven years they are doing a prank
Starting point is 02:30:38 that nobody got harmed hopefully no damage got done in the store that's not seven years is not warranted at all. That's just facing. Don't mean they're going to do it. The charges carry that.
Starting point is 02:30:51 Criminal, that's what I was referring to. Conspiracy and third degree criminal trespassing. These charges in North Carolina carry this. That ain't for me to argue. Pennsylvania. The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Even greater. These charges in Pennsylvania,lvania good boys let me
Starting point is 02:31:07 tell you the part about this that gets me they said oh they were only expected to be fine they didn't know that they would face jail time for this they should probably looked into it a little bit you want to play stupid games congratulations you won you win stupid prizes yo and i don't even like the style of y'all game see why bring back the 90s man we rung the doorbell and ran 80s the fuck spending a night in the store after everybody is closed let me go try it
Starting point is 02:31:34 they'll shoot me they'll shoot me and they get money from doing that dumb shit well now you can get some time off let me go do it I love Target I would love nothing more than to move the comforters
Starting point is 02:31:49 out the way on the shelf and climb my ass and that used to be my shit and wrap up in one and chill and tape it in the name of content and wake up in the morning
Starting point is 02:32:01 and go get a little burrito from the stand or whatever they got over there now they would have wrapped your ass up in the morning and go get a little burrito from the stand or whatever they got over there now. Huh? They would have wrapped your ass up in a comforter. Yo, like that kid. Well, no, we different blacks because I wouldn't be playing like that in Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 02:32:18 No, at all. Wait, that's the dog. LaRose, you going to jail, you know. Yeah, and you look pretty good. Yeah, I ain't going to lie. I ain't going to lie. Now you lost your girl. I ain't going to hold you. I ain't going to hold you.
Starting point is 02:32:33 LaRose, you going down. You let her put you up to that king. Wait, she did that? Look it. All right. You saying he wasn't calling no shots? Niggas do a lot for a YouTube couple
Starting point is 02:32:47 arrested for hiding in Target store they must have done stupid shit like this before that was they little prank that's they thing oh alright alright well
Starting point is 02:32:56 there you go they gonna put you somewhere where you can stay for 24 hours you can stay that ain't right yo and you might have a target they got something for you now one of y'all gonna have a target
Starting point is 02:33:11 free LaRose y'all just be wanting to free everybody you ain't seen me say free LaRose I'm sorry you wanna free everybody cause I don't agree you want free pool shysty but you don't want free LaRose yo thatiesty but you wanna free Poo Shiesty
Starting point is 02:33:25 yo that man Rose ain't never made Shiesty season yo this guy you hear him yo thoughts and prayers to this young couple
Starting point is 02:33:34 that was trying to do silly shit in the name of content and to the people that was minding they business you know what yo
Starting point is 02:33:40 yo alright nigga here yo What are we doing yo He's the worst This guy right here Alright LaRose man
Starting point is 02:33:51 You know what I mean And Miss Fisher Hey Nigga stop calling When you go to jail yo Or your little friend They ain't dialing that number What number they gonna dial
Starting point is 02:34:01 Niggas don't write They can't dial your number Or taking a call You got some juice This guy right here yo What number they gonna dial? Niggas don't write. They can't dial your number. Or take a call. You got some juice? This guy right here. Damn, look at the rose. And if you lost your girl,
Starting point is 02:34:15 one bad decision will alter your whole life trajectory. That's real, though. Yeah, true. Real, my ass. On a serious note. Who thinks that these... How old is he, yo? Joe, do you see the pranks they doing now? They got one where they spray water.
Starting point is 02:34:27 24 and 25. No, they'll spray water on your neck. And be like, ah-choo! Like they sneezed on your... Dog, they got... Bro, they got mad shit. I know. They wild with the pranks.
Starting point is 02:34:37 I've seen a few where they died. You see the barbershop prank? Hello? The dude was... I'm serious, Alex. Look, the dude had his eyes closed getting his shape up. So the barber had a girl come by and kiss him real quick and run off. So when the guy opened his eyes, the barber was moving his head back.
Starting point is 02:34:53 And damn near lost it. Like, fam, fuck you just... Fuck you doing? Niggas play too much with the pranks, bro. Yeah, they play a lot. I don't play pranks, bro. Don't prank me. That's a bunch of them.
Starting point is 02:35:04 Them niggas was going in gang neighborhoods with them little pranks, them white boys. Getting their ass, snatching people's cell phones. They just walk up to you and take your phone. Neighbors getting their ass boo-bop. This is how I know I'm getting old, right? I don't even know why I should be saying this, but I'll share it in the name of content.
Starting point is 02:35:21 See? That's what got LaRose. No, I'm not going to spend a night in the target but i got a text one of the months ago saucy just from somebody i don't even know it was a green bubble ill oh no and they was like it was called it was like hi this is susan and i want to buy your property. All you got to do is blah, blah, blah, blah. There was a link. He started responding to the spam text. So I was like, oh, no, this is juicy.
Starting point is 02:35:52 See, I get excited when a prank comes. He liked to play that. Oh, I love nothing more than a prank. Come on, prank me. I got time. I'll text back. I'll sit and talk on the phone. I'll entertain it.
Starting point is 02:36:04 But then she kept going. Like, she had, like, real stats and real numbers and shit. I was like, hey, this nigga is just making a killer now. Wait a second. You started to see the number? Yo, you. Hey, now that I see what's happening. Wait, you can do that and just get a text?
Starting point is 02:36:24 Yo, let me cop that from you? It ain't even been this motherfucker here. This nigga's stupid. Yo, stop your shit. Oh, stop my shit. Alright, you got it. Moving on.
Starting point is 02:36:39 Freela Rose. Yeah, thank you. Or as they call themselves, Saucy and Honey. Nah, these niggas. They's out there in Lancaster. Nah, these niggas is getting. They's out there in Lancaster. That's what y'all was doing. Y'all was bored.
Starting point is 02:36:49 No, the fuck we wasn't. That's what y'all was doing, yo, yo. Bro, that's some dumb shit. I'm sorry. What else is important? It's childhood shit, yo. I want to read this part of the show, and I want to call her, even though she hasn't responded to the text. Sort the shot.
Starting point is 02:37:04 But, oh, fuck, I pressed the text. Sort the shot. But. Oh, fuck. I pressed the wrong thing. All right. Yeah, I'm going to read this, yo. Let's hear it. All right, come on. And this is from, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 02:37:16 I don't want to make it hot for her. Sure. This young lady says, You've been with someone on and off for five years. You've been through school and have finally gotten into your career. Your partner was once the primary moneymaker but had not been in about three years. Now that you've got your money right, you start growing weary and looking at all of the decisions he's made, good or bad. His money isn't right and I can't help but to look at him differently because of his decisions.
Starting point is 02:37:48 He has bad judgment and has made bad business decisions, which leaves him without money these days. How long should I extend grace to a man that works hard and tries, but just can't
Starting point is 02:38:04 seem to get right. Man, I would love for you to call the phone. You know the biggest mistake he made? Her. In her judgment? Her. That's the biggest business mistake he made. Biggest one.
Starting point is 02:38:14 He was with her shooting in the gym. Nigga, he put her in the gym. He put her in the gym. He put her in the fucking gym. They said he paid for her college? No, but she said he was the primary breadwinner until she got her bag and now she's growing
Starting point is 02:38:29 weary. I bet you are growing weary. My money, right? Interesting thing from y'all. I didn't think y'all would go there. Not both of you in unison. Yeah, fam. She admittedly said,
Starting point is 02:38:43 I'm up. My career is taking off off he used to be the breadwinner now all of a sudden i'm up now my i see things different fam the stripper look different when the lights come on what are you talking about we all been there we said i don't need this nigga to support me no more i can support myself that's basically that ain't what that ain't what she said that's not what she said and that's not what she said. And that's not what she said. So don't turn it into that. She said that his decision making has been poor. His decision making was poor when you were sitting around in school. No, it was not. And that's what she said.
Starting point is 02:39:12 No, it's not. Read back. Really? She didn't say it wasn't. His decision making has been poor. She just said it wasn't. You've been through school and have finally gotten into your career. Your partner was once the primary moneymaker, but had not been in three years because she's making
Starting point is 02:39:27 more money she's making more money now keep going now she's the primary breadwinner in the last three years keep going though but that means that yeah he made good decisions early on no it don't it means he made more money than her no just mean i stuck around while you was making dumb ass decisions because you was the bread i needed. Because I needed you. Now that you've got your money right, you start growing weary and looking at all the decisions he's made, good or bad. She wasn't looking at it before. No.
Starting point is 02:39:53 She wasn't looking at it before. No, because she couldn't look at it because you had to be blind. Y'all are faulting her. I'm going to whip for this. Absolutely. 100%. Are you crazy, Joe? I'm calling her. I would love for you to get on the phone. I don't agree with y'all. Y'all faulting her for leveling up. No. Joe? I'm calling her I would love for you To get hold of her I don't agree with y'all Y'all faulting her
Starting point is 02:40:07 For leveling up No I'm faulting you For leveling up But now that you've Leveled up Off of my backbone Now you want to judge me
Starting point is 02:40:15 Instead of helping me Create better decisions Or coming to me And saying babe This decision was shitty Da da da da da Now you want to just Dip off
Starting point is 02:40:22 I didn't sign up for that I didn't sign up for that I didn't sign up for that I know You sign up for that I didn't sign up for that I know you was once the primary breadwinner and part of me wanting to be
Starting point is 02:40:31 with a nigga that earns like that is him continuing to do so you did not do that I'm still I still like what I like let me give you an example
Starting point is 02:40:39 I'm attracted to what I'm attracted to let me give you an example every girl in sign up to be the fucking ride or die let me give you an example. Let's say he was making 100.
Starting point is 02:40:49 She was in school. Barely get... Make him 30. Now she got out of school. She got her shit together. She makes 150. He's at 100. She makes 180.
Starting point is 02:41:01 He's at 100. Now you get the opportunity to judge him And his mishaps Fuck that He was making them same mishaps This is what I told him Well I need to know more
Starting point is 02:41:10 Wait hold up She goes right there to say Because he has bad judgment And has made bad business decisions Which leaves him Without money these days That's not Just I'm earning more
Starting point is 02:41:21 When you ain't had no money I was with you Dodo That was your choice You right You right. You right. There you go. Say no more. That don't have to be my choice.
Starting point is 02:41:31 You are correct. Did you stick around? Yes, you are correct. Hell no. King Croc's loser. Call a girl. Yeah, please. Please call her. Treat her with respect
Starting point is 02:41:40 when we call. Of course. Even though you have varying opinions. She ain't gonna answer no way. She ain't fucking with y'all. Don't put your number if you ain't gonna answer. It's not my number. No.
Starting point is 02:41:50 Talk about them. Oh, he cut her phone off. Hi, you from Amaranth? Yeah. Even the voicemail sounded different there. Let's try Try one more time Just to see
Starting point is 02:42:07 She ain't sound too bad Man she got a couple dollars Word Word Where she from? What's that exchange? I'll try her again Later
Starting point is 02:42:22 Dog you can't be serious Nah that's crazy That is What Iuh, you can't be serious. Nah, that's crazy. That is... What? I'm serious. I can't believe that that's your take on it. Why wouldn't it be? Because that's just coming from like a male perspective.
Starting point is 02:42:34 No, it's not. That's a female perspective. If a dude... Most of the time, that's the other way around. Most times it is the other way around. You talked about the movie Acrimony. Yes, it is. I don't know nothing about the movie Acrimony.
Starting point is 02:42:45 Yeah, you ain't watch it. But no, if a dude was struggling and a chick had held him down, and then when he finished school and he started getting to the bag, if he starts to now look at her with some level of resentment and contempt for decisions she made and he wants to leave, I'm going to look at him like a fucking dodo too. Isn't this the plot
Starting point is 02:43:07 to Instinct 2? Real quick. Actually, yeah. It is the plot to Instinct 2. Yeah, kind of. I just don't understand y'all. Give me a second here. They're going to tear your ass up.
Starting point is 02:43:21 You better word it right. No, no, no, no, no. I can see you going down the slope. No, I got it. I just want to walk you through my thought process is all i've heard people i won't name names i've heard people argue that monogamy is not natural it's something that's taught something that you have to focus on practice because that's not what i've heard that right so this i'm arguing the same thing here in this instance instinctually naturally if a human don't like what's around you go true i think it's tougher
Starting point is 02:43:56 i think you have to learn to do what y'all are saying which is stick around a little bit and stay and fight through it and blah blah blah blah so i'm not gonna fault the young lady right because the relationship went a certain way that she was feeling and then as circumstances and time changed so did she so she both uh so she got lost so she's opportunist i would i would fault her if she stayed and still was looking at this nigga like ill. She's opportunist. So I think she was looking at him like ill anyway. And I think she's calling a man show to justify what you already feel.
Starting point is 02:44:34 And that is, I'm up. You make it easier for me to look at you like that if you down. But I fucked with you when you was down. No, I had an issue with those decisions then. Some of the decisions you made then, I just wasn't empowered to say anything. So I chose not to leave until I got out. Because I couldn't leave. I couldn't leave.
Starting point is 02:44:54 You know how many people are in relationships today? Yeah. We said this on the pod before. We told this all the time. I know, and I don't fault any of them because I understand it. I understand the thinking. So I'm not going to fault her when I understand the thinking is all I'm saying. Y'all are right.
Starting point is 02:45:08 Mad people stay in relationships while it's convenient. I've heard this story, man. It's not from women. I'm bazillion. Yo, I stayed with the nigga. He was up, went through school, and I got up. Hey, what I like changed. I wasn't looking at that the same.
Starting point is 02:45:19 I was in different crowds, different circles. I'm moving in shape. We've seen it before. I'm just saying that is they right. Don't justify it and blame the dude right don't justify it
Starting point is 02:45:29 and blame the dude because that was you all relationships is roller coasters it's ups and downs to these relationships so if you not really
Starting point is 02:45:35 willing to weather the storm don't try to put it on him say yo I got some money I'm up now my social circle might have changed or i might be experiencing other shit like just my exposure change i disagree with you there too because it's on all of the men who get up it's on our discernment to figure out who will and won't
Starting point is 02:46:00 weather the storm whether they tell us or not they're're not all going to be that forthcoming and honest. That's hard to see. Right. Nobody's really going to be that forthcoming and honest when they need you. That's what I'm saying. So that's not his discernment. He might love the girl. I'm sure he does.
Starting point is 02:46:14 There you go. And it's unfortunate that that side of how you're doing financially factors into her love decisions. But that's a lot of people today. I agree. And especially women. I don't want to speak for them without them being here. But I know a lot of women like that.
Starting point is 02:46:32 But that's the knock on a lot of women today is the fact that you guys allow finances or somebody's financial status to dictate a huge part of the relationship yo like money really really really plays
Starting point is 02:46:49 a huge huge part in somebody's um man damn near affection listen I've said for years you know the phrase
Starting point is 02:46:57 you know money can't buy love mhm money doesn't buy love it buys tolerance it leases it no it buys tolerance that shit on lease it'll buy the tolerance it leases it no it buys tolerance that shit on lease
Starting point is 02:47:06 it'll buy the tolerance it will if the bag there is big enough and I'm not saying don't attack me but there are a lot of women that will look the other way
Starting point is 02:47:14 stop being a pansy I'm just saying it's the truth we see this all the time though I'm just saying don't leave with don't attack me I don't want to get attacked
Starting point is 02:47:21 deal with the attack if it comes no I don't want to get attacked fuck y'all y'all get attacked I get attacked enough attack if it comes. No. Nigga, I don't want to get attacked. Fuck y'all. Y'all get attacked. I get attacked enough. I think it sounds like
Starting point is 02:47:28 a communication problem too, though. No, it sounds... There should be a conversation. I don't think... She's clear. Why she got communicated? She clear as hell. He broke.
Starting point is 02:47:36 No, she was communicating before. Now the communication has changed because I got a bag. Yeah. Now I can talk spicy. You broke. I'm not. I'm not communicating.
Starting point is 02:47:44 Ain't nothing I can say. Listen to this. I'm not. I'm not communicating. Ain't nothing I can say. Listen to this. I'm leaving. I'm not speaking as Joe. I'm speaking as her. The fuck I'm communicating? Nigga, I sat back and watched you do that duck ass shit for three years. I'm nigga peace.
Starting point is 02:47:59 I'm blowing this joint. I don't have to tolerate it no more because I got my own money. I don't need your money. You went and fought them niggas from that block over there. I ain't think that was wise. Watched you do that. Sat back, still fucked you, sucked some dick. I still suck some dick, I am.
Starting point is 02:48:14 Big boy just drew up. Yeah. Them niggas tore your ass up. Hey, you took that money invested in that little crypto stock over here? I mean, I was broke. So I didn't really want to say nothing. But nigga, that was stupid. Shiva coin in the gutter.
Starting point is 02:48:32 Nobody told you to invest in fucking something stupid. With a doge coin, take it to the moon and some shit. You ain't on no moon, nigga. You ain't on no moon, my man. Yeah, some new flat washer machine. You hang it up and clean everything. Nigga, that's a fail. You wanted't on the moon, my guy. You down here? Yeah, some new flat washer machine. You hang it up and clean everything. Nigga, that's a fail.
Starting point is 02:48:47 You wanted to be, you wanted to be a visionary. Flat washer machine. Wanted to be a fucking visionary. That's how Elizabeth Holmes got homeboy. Hey, what's the last little deal
Starting point is 02:48:57 you turned down? Uber. Oh, all right, you might want to get on this. You might want to get on this one. I got some shit, Thera,
Starting point is 02:49:03 Therafano, whatever that shit is. I love all the little, yeah. I love all these little white girls scamming. I fuck with them. I'm telling you, man, the relationship between whites, I love. Oh, it goes back. It's deep.
Starting point is 02:49:16 Back to you. You motherfucker. You double entendre that one? Holy shit, yo. It's him. Nah, it's real. You got any of the people, yo? Nah, that's ill. Oh, it's you, yo. It's him. Nah, it's real. You got any of the people, yo? Nah, that's ill.
Starting point is 02:49:27 Oh, it's you, yo. It's you. It's you, dumbass. I don't have nothing to fight about, man. I'm in support of her. Y'all are not. No, I'm not. It's cool.
Starting point is 02:49:38 I would love that. I'm not in support of that in either way. Men out there, let me tell you. If you get down, you ain't got but a certain amount of time until she's out. Until you got to come up. Or she's out. Yo, shout out to all my exes that tolerated me when I was tapped out. That's dope.
Starting point is 02:49:58 I'd shout mine out, but they didn't really tolerate me when I was tapped out. Yes, they did. They absolutely did. Don't do that, yo. I'm cool with some of your exes, yo. They tolerated you when you were tapped out. Yes, they did. They absolutely did. Don't do that, yo. I'm cool with some of your exes, yo. They tolerated you when you was stabbed out. Separate issue.
Starting point is 02:50:12 It's a whole nother... You on Patreon, this one? They tolerated you, yo. They did. He know that. He know that. I'm talking shit, yo. Everything I say
Starting point is 02:50:22 with the cameras on is fucking me. No, but I'm just saying that's dope, yo. I don't really like on is fucked up no but I'm just saying that's dope yo I don't really like Shorty Rock call us yo she might have
Starting point is 02:50:29 a better explanation yeah we could be missing some shit but from what I read her voice was alright she might have a nice little explanation I just
Starting point is 02:50:38 I don't listen man do we have more topics no what they sleeping on South by Southwest nobody cared I didn't know it was happening alright so nobody cared got it We have more topics. No. What they sleeping on? South by Southwest. Nobody cared.
Starting point is 02:50:47 I didn't know it was happening. All right. So nobody cared. Got it. Nobody's cared in quite a while. Damn. Nigga just took the shit and ran with it. They needed to get rid of South by Southwest. I don't want to be that guy, but they needed to go, yo.
Starting point is 02:50:58 Well, it needs to get back to what it was. Yeah. The new variant. This is a new variant. Well, we've heard for a long time. You know, once all the corporate money got involved, South by Southwest changed. It died.
Starting point is 02:51:10 It died. South by Southwest. Yeah. Mike Tyson has ear-shaped edibles. I love it. I want some. Amazing. I love it.
Starting point is 02:51:17 Round of applause. Y'all see Al Harrington had a pound of the Iverson weed courtside at the game. It sat on the floor. Nope. Look how far we've come with weed. He took a pound to the game and sat it on the floor. Yeah, because A.I. got a strand of weed on the Al Harrington. Dapper Dan Gap, please.
Starting point is 02:51:42 Congrats. Dap. Allegedly sold out very quickly. I'm sure. What was that sound? You don't like that? Mixed feelings about it. That's cool.
Starting point is 02:51:52 You want to expound? No? Okay. Y'all going to compete with the bots. That's all that is. Anything that's highly anticipated and dropped, the bots got y'all. At this point, you either buy a bot or you pay resale
Starting point is 02:52:08 there's no other and some people running the bots might be the people making the shit I agree with that buy them all out to create the demand
Starting point is 02:52:19 smart I'm not mad at it from a business standpoint and make more money off the off the resale off the resales yeah I ain not mad at it from a business standpoint and make more money off the off the resale off the resales yeah I ain't mad at it
Starting point is 02:52:29 alright what else we got Joe I don't think I have I mean I could keep going let me see nah I can save
Starting point is 02:52:41 that I can save that I hit everything on my list. Drake and Jack Harlow do need a TV show, though. I enjoy watching them, too. Oh, and I did hear that they're possibly talking to Quavo
Starting point is 02:52:53 to start opposite Jack Harlow in the White Man Can't Jump. As we said, so not mad at that, if it happens that way. I will champion that if it happens that way. If it does not and they put Michael B. Jordan here, I'm telling you, I'm going to boycott this movie. I'm going to boycott it. I don't care what y'all say. Whatever.
Starting point is 02:53:21 All right, I'm done. All right, sleepy R&B time. Let's go. I see you out there. alright I'm done alright sleepy R&B time I see you out there I see the comments fuck y'all know what time it is when verified is on here god damn it
Starting point is 02:53:37 gotta be careful with this one this one is dangerous this one is dangerous. This one is dangerous. Trigger warning. Trigger warning if you might be going through it with your partner out there. Oh, man. You fit perfectly under me Laying here comfortably And I wish we had the power To alter our history Cause I go back in time Turn the wrongs to right
Starting point is 02:54:22 Give us a second chance Maybe we get it this time Stars might align Switch up the timing Cause I know you're mine We just play games in this lifetime We can't get it right Love ain't the same in this lifetime So I'll settle for my nights with you Settle for my nights
Starting point is 02:54:55 Till I have a life with you I'ma make it right with you But you'll be okay in this lifetime You get me like no other As if you were put here just to be my lover And I wish you wouldn't fight it Just let go, give my heart permission To try and get this time Turn the ropes around Give us a second chance Maybe we get it this time Stars might align Switch up the circumstance Cause I know you're mine
Starting point is 02:55:50 We just play games in this lifetime We can't get it right Oh, I make the same in this lifetime So I'll settle for my nights with you Settle for my nights Until I have a life with you I'ma make it right with you But you'll be okay
Starting point is 02:56:18 Till this lifetime Oh, I Love ain't the same in this lifetime So I'll settle for my nights with you Settle for my nights Till I have a life with you I'ma make it right with you But you'll be be okay in this lifetime
Starting point is 02:56:46 oh brand new music that's Kia Harper record is called Lifetime album is called Strangers shout out to her beautiful
Starting point is 02:57:04 no drop enough of that Rangers. Shout out to her. Beautiful. No, no, no, no. Not for daddy. All right, I'm up. So, you know me. I'm not going to play any R&B. Change channel on them real quick? Yeah. Shut up.
Starting point is 02:57:20 This record is called Animal Control by Baby Smooth. Energy make this one. I know a city I want to. Franchise. Franchise. The unriched bastard. She sent me take one, now she want one too. I ride through the city with bananas, nigga, this is Zeus.
Starting point is 02:57:38 Smack a nigga with the Glock, leave a nigga two floofs. My nigga rich shooters, they be going cuckoo. I hate a bro nigga who try to talk the price down He was speakin' on me, he a long live now Niggas know how that shit go when you caught out of bounds Catch a nigga slippin', he be runnin' from the sound Started up a grow house, now it's pounds in your town I just made a million, why sign for a noun? My house to the city, that's at least 50 miles Push the button on the clock, one second,
Starting point is 02:58:02 50 rounds Boy, you ain't got no hustle, couldn't move a half a pound This shit was already sold before it hit the town These niggas old as hell, tryna copy our sound I ain't dropped in a year, still bigger than these clowns You thinking cause I rap, I won't go hit your account You thinking cause I rap, I won't go flip me a pound Boy, these bullets big as hell, don't let them hit your mouth I just made 400,000, I was sittin' on my couch
Starting point is 02:58:23 Drink a A1 day, cause they said it was a drought So much lean in my stomach, shit, it made a lil' pouch I was pullin' phones, you was watchin' Wadden out Hundred choppers in the crib, like I'm Simon Penthouse I ain't gotta call nobody, go and pull a quarter out Tryna dodge the hook, I done took the other route You tryna make some money, we can open a account You tryna make some money, draw these to this house
Starting point is 02:58:42 Why you actin' like the G? Know you was a mouse Quarterback and receiving So I only know the route Call animal control There's some birds in this house Bitch, I can't kiss you You got germs in your mouth Shoot a nigga for these buffs
Starting point is 02:58:53 Kill a nigga for my chain Shit, these perks don't work I got a different type of pain They'll know I would've crashed out right before came Pay a nigga to go crash out To me, it's just change I've been getting bored My sock's 500
Starting point is 02:59:04 I don't even like race But I'm rich, so I want it On the east, deep as hell, six strikers on Conan Niggas know they dream cheap, if it was me, I wouldn't want it Big F, the rich franchise, and they know it That nigga think he sweet, but he run around on Every time my bum get a little money, he gon' show it You can't even show me to your bitch, she gon' throw it Five grams in the wood, they like the fuck going home
Starting point is 02:59:24 Nigga, I'm the reason she ain't pickin' up the phone Tell him I'm the reason, why you scared to go home? Had some pointers in my ear, I couldn't hear what's goin' on This a big hit, I hear a switch, then he gone I like VVS's, we ain't got the same stones Nigga, you a bitch, we ain't got the same soul My shit really ring, we ain't got the same phone This a big body, you ain't been in one of those A thousand for my shirt, we don't wear the same clothes I could put you on, we ain't got the same phone This a big body You ain't been in one of those A thousand for my shirt
Starting point is 02:59:45 We don't wear the same clothes I could put you on We ain't got the same balls Niggas see me out And I bet his face Niggas see me out He ain't know what's up I'm a young rich bastard
Starting point is 02:59:54 I'm a young rich bastard I'm a young rich bastard Animal Control, Baby Smooth, Detroit I try to go somewhere else And I always end up back in Detroit With a sleeper record I ain't mad at you I'm going upstate
Starting point is 03:00:08 El Camino Chase Petty this is Josh Allen good protection Allen fires a strike touchdown show show
Starting point is 03:00:20 fuck me show show Fuck me Fuck me No, I ain't perfect I overthink why I'm wrong when he's the suburban Jesus died on that cross cause he had courage Meanwhile these niggas cowards like courage Break a bone on your ankle, do you like Irving? You stop it with your mixtape, cause we ain't heard it
Starting point is 03:00:46 Been in corners with big shit, we in my tech swerving Ran more blocks than the Flintstones on foot Was scrambling till I got in that end zone I see they fuckin' up the pack, that's what they been on, huh? You should've brought that load to me, it would've been gone Got a gal to my sock, still move, slick as a fox in that 2030 F'n on my lap, not in no box, I ain't sunk I show up to Met Gala and great ones, you just One of these niggas that got him some fake runs
Starting point is 03:01:14 Not a stain on me, I really been having a great month I just told my bitch that she cleaned up enough Go take lunch, uh, relax, uh, uh While they think a man can fuck with me up enough go take much while they think a man can fuck with me uh while they think a man can fuck with me I think he's know what's up man while they think a man can fuck with me bunch of money and a bunch of head shots
Starting point is 03:01:43 nigga Why you think you can make a fuck with me? Bunch of money and a bunch of head shots, nigga Why you think you can make a fuck with me? I throw the pill like Joe Montana did it I got the D's confused like they couldn't handle any I've been in it, I've been winning I pray to God, more than ever now But I've been sinning, my aura so infinite My sis told me that niggas hate that, niggas love me It's no way out, a nigga feelin' puffy
Starting point is 03:02:08 Yeah, all these bitches love me But who gon' take these bricks on them to Lickers in Kentucky? You gotta take this trip to fuck me This shit is gettin' lucky Pull me in sparks with a trunk load New burner phone, this shit a month old Yeah, all we know is get that product then we pump o's since a shorty get nigga had dumb o's i'll grab that snub nose and unload like a dumb truck catch a
Starting point is 03:02:33 vic and spin like some nunchucks i'm untouched every time i see your bitch i get a hoe with thumbs up nigga who the fuck want what that's josh allen by Camino and Chase Fetty. Ish, what you got for us today? I really don't even know how to pronounce her name to be totally honest with you, but her projects are fire. I think her name is Maeta?
Starting point is 03:02:57 M-A- Maeta? Maeta. Ah. Song is called Bitch Don't Be Mad. In the back going, mm-hmm. I'm going to let you slide on the bucket. I ain't mad.
Starting point is 03:03:10 I know I'm the best shit that you'll have. Putting on Versace and black, black, black, black Get in there, I told you I would Remember that, babe Knocked out of line in these sheets, got them brand new Feels so fucking good without you You wish you didn't play those games Yeah, yeah, bitch don't be mad Oh, oh, oh
Starting point is 03:03:58 Bitch don't be mad Oh, oh, oh, oh Now that I'm probably on the beach Humming on your screens I've been making new friends I, I, I come in on top, top, drop No time for blue shit Yeah, you took your shot, blah, blah Got blocked, you hate that, you know
Starting point is 03:04:18 I've been there before, nah, nah Bitch, don't be mad, yeah And why you new, hatin' on me? She get angry to herself, I don't blame, blame, blame, blame In fact, I hope she does for me Some sanity, yeah I thought I'm lying in these sheets, got them brand new Feels so fucking good without you You wish you didn't play those games
Starting point is 03:05:00 Yeah, yeah, bitch, don't be mad Oh, oh, oh Bitch, don't be mad Oh, oh, oh Now that I'm probably on a beach I might know your strings, I've been making new friends I come in on top, top, drop, no time for blue shit Yeah, you took your shot, blah, blah, got blocked
Starting point is 03:05:29 You hate that, you know I've been there before Nah, nah, bitch, don't be mad, yeah No, no, no, no, no, bitch, don't be mad at me. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. No, no, no, no, no. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. That is beta. Bitch, don't be mad. Also not paying a dollar.
Starting point is 03:05:58 Nah, nah, y'all good. Y'all can get by with that one. Oh, thank you. I just know I said something to get us canceled today and I just know you're not gonna edit it out Parks why y'all let me talk about Lou Rawls and niggas man
Starting point is 03:06:13 why y'all did that you ain't never say Lou Rawls you ain't say his word I would've edited it nah he in there too I leave Lou alone now who I said Sammy
Starting point is 03:06:23 Sammy and and who we Armstrong oh well come on dog I leave Lou alone now who I said Sammy Sammy and and who he Armstrong oh well come on dog I see trees of green yeah nigga me too
Starting point is 03:06:32 stop stop my bad stop yo stop y'all somebody alright yo and I think All right, yo. And I thank
Starting point is 03:06:48 tomorrow. Oh, thank God Teddy Riley came, right? Thank God for real came and changed that shit up. Yo, shout out to Amber Mark.
Starting point is 03:07:04 The Ombre concert this weekend too, I'm there Listen, we gone Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there Until the next time I bid you adieu Farewell, adios, viva, dirci Hasta la vista, au revoir So long, goodbye
Starting point is 03:07:20 Hey Goodbye, hey Remember life is a series of moments and moments past So let's make this one last as if it's all we Say goodbye and don't go from the start Like it made me feel a little lighter Like I got feel a little lighter Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little lighter As if it's all we have, man Y'all hold it down Tell your loved ones that you love them
Starting point is 03:07:52 Tell the ops it's up for them niggas At all times You heard? Enjoy your week Get to it I'm going, man A constant week that I feel inside I look away I'm going man Yo Houston, we'll see y'all on the 28th Dallas, we'll see y'all May 1st
Starting point is 03:08:13 L.A. we'll be there May 28th And Oakland, we'll see you May 30th man, let's go Your vibrations got me shaking Big bang making type of high 30th man let's go Daylight, it's on the ground like a satellite You make me feel a little higher Come back and I'm a little higher When I lie, the atmosphere brought me back to life Make me feel like I'm on fire
Starting point is 03:08:57 You got big plans this week? Big plans for the week? Nah, bro. Nah? Quiet week. Alright, nothing like some quiet time. She tough. Amber, right? No, she? Nah. Nah. I'm quite weak. Alright, nothing like some quiet time. Yo, she tough. Amber, right? You know she go crazy.
Starting point is 03:09:10 That's why I gotta let this rock out from the last minute. A dumpside gets a little, ayy A dumpside gets a little, uh oh A dumpside gets a little, ayy Sit down, there's ladies out there! A dumpside gets a little, oh Wait a minute! Nigga, Joe is still rapping.
Starting point is 03:09:31 Oh, yeah. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Bam, you already know. I'm going to tear this shit apart. You have a Mark Albin on your phone right now In case you didn't know, aye I'm not mad at all This is up there for album of the year for me so far
Starting point is 03:09:52 Yo, this album dope I know it's early, but I'll wait But it's up there No Joe No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Nose job n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n

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