The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 519 | "With All Due Respect"
Episode Date: March 19, 2022Meek Mill is back with another questionable tweet which Joe and the guys discuss (31:10). A ton of new music was released (51:05), Joe shares his recent encounter with Joell Ortiz and Crooked I (1:02:...20), Meg thee Stallion's unfollow spree (1:15:30), discussions on TV and film (1:37:35) & MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Tank - “I Deserve” Ice | True Lies - “In Love With The Pain” Parks | Ice | Sy Ari Da Kid - “The Good Middle Man” Ish | SIPHO. - “BEADY EYES”
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Yeah, show them some more pictures.
And I ain't 50, you dumbass nigga.
46.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold on.
46 is cool.
It's all right.
You know what's coming for me.
42 Doug.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
What they going to do when 42 Doug pop out on them?
God willing, of course.
You know what? Same thing they've been doing, I'm assuming. What they been doing? two dog pop out on him. God willing, of course.
Same thing they've been doing,
I'm assuming.
What they've been doing?
Niggas been kicking me in my back like Batman.
Oh, God.
Batman got kicked in the back.
The whole movie
they kicked that nigga in the butt.
Oh, man.
The most disrespectful shit
somebody did to you in a fight.
No, look. Never mind, yo. Forget it. I ain't Yo the most The most disrespectful shit Somebody did to you in a fight Look Nevermind
Forget it
I'm trying to think
Go ahead and think for me
We got
You know something
Punched me in my face I think
Yeah
Do I know something
Off the top of my head
Yes
The fucking big ass
Nigga Jonathan
After the fight in the class
He picked up
This stupid ass school
Had the
The chair with the
wooden desk attached to it.
And then I picked that chair up.
And hit you with it? Yeah.
What the fuck is you talking about?
What you think he did with it?
Oh yeah.
What grade you was in?
I was a freshman.
Oh he was a big nigga.
He was 6 foot 7. He was six foot seven.
He was the star forward on our basketball team.
He was also a little off.
I was about to say, you had to be a big nigga to pick them shits up.
Them shits wasn't.
No, no, no.
They weren't.
They weren't.
It wasn't no chump.
It was a big deal.
Bro talent.
You saw that firsthand.
He had the dunking on your ass.
Yo, see why my friends are funny?
He just told me he was thinking of his answer.
He just popped right in.
I can't.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Don't worry about it.
Maybe knock my glasses off.
I had that one happen before, too.
That was no good.
It was dark.
It was dark.
It was late.
It was rude.
I was like three in the morning. At least let me see you punch me. Knock my glasses off. Pop was dark. It was dark. It was late. It was rude. Like three in the morning.
At least let me see you punch me.
Just knock my glasses off.
Pop.
Yeah.
That's it?
That's it, huh?
You're the man.
Perfect vision, man.
You are the man.
Just get stolen.
And I don't count for nothing.
No, I do.
And you ain't even know it was coming.
It ain't nowhere to went.
Glasses fly across.
What are you talking about?
I'm not mad at nobody that gets stolen.
You just got to not fall.
I ain't fall, but I didn't know it was happening.
Niggas are going to put me in a full Nelson.
We'll go to sleep.
Niggas are disrespectful.
Hello, hello, hello.
Yo, don't put me in no full Nelson.
Don't put somebody in a full Nelson In a real fight
How'd you
What happened?
He like dipped a punch
And locked you up
What happened?
Fuck you, it's fine
Mr. Wonderful
A full Nelson
In a real street fight
what the fuck
did you talk about
hello
I'm here
I'm sitting here
I'm in the room you guys
did you go to sleep
you better
you better not
I was a boy
I was leaving
if you went to sleep
no I didn't go to sleep
young man was kind enough
to let me go
now that's disrespectful
the black girl was the t. Now that's disrespectful.
Yeah, that's disrespect.
He probably was talking to you.
Yo, you had enough?
You done?
You done?
Yo, I'm not playing with you no more.
Don't make me fight. He's like, yes, yes, just let me go.
And he's sitting there,
all right, I'm finished, man.
I'm done.
He was talking to you.
Yo, keep it real.
Look, I already knew
what type of pod this was going to be today.
So go ahead and get your shit up.
I have a video shoot to do the next day.
Oh, shit.
You as a rapper?
Wait.
Yo.
Hey, dog, you lying.
Talk about wait.
Yo, he wasn't growing up.
No, no, no, no.
What video?
That is an important question.
What video was next?
I've told this story a million times.
This is not like new information.
To me, this is boring.
I've never heard this one before.
It's when I got my little kerfuffle over their crowns.
But what video were you shooting next?
Third Story.
Oh, okay.
It was my very first video shoot ever.
That mattered.
And somehow, three days later,
somehow Wendy Williams found out about that fight.
I swear to God, yo.
She was the only person to say,
hey, I'm here and it got rough up there at Crowns.
I was like, hey, who's the snitchitch she ain't call you to say yo you all right
no no that's when the niggas slammed you or some shit yo all right listen check this out
check this out you told me check this out though but we on the airwaves fix your tone correct some
of your language when you're speaking to me. Like, we live now. We recording.
Let's not get crazy.
My bad.
No, you told me this.
I'm talking about many, many years ago.
I know.
You told me this story before.
I didn't know full Nelson was incorporated in that story.
I went to go get an Italian cheeseburger.
Late night, thinking you was the man.
I shouldn't have been out there.
I walked out.
Guy crept up behind me and gave me the Mr. Wonderful.
Oh, didn't he say nothing?
He just yoked you up?
No, no, no.
Yeah, no, I was out. I was walking to my Saturn. Had a gave me the Mr. Wonderful. Oh, he didn't say nothing? He just yoked you up? No, no, no. Yeah, no, I was out.
I was walking to my Saturn.
Had a girl in the car.
Oh, no.
Hey, Aisha.
So she sat in the car
and watched you hemmed up?
Yeah.
Arms waving?
Ugh.
They said a nigga
something with your wallet
or some shit?
Yo, yo.
Yo, do you have your answer?
Wait, hold up for a second.
Have you thought of your answer?
How about you, anybody?
I gave the answer.
All right, well, we got music to play.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Play Knock Yourself Out.
Alex.
Oh, that mic is working?
That mic is live back there?
Everybody's good?
We good.
Oh, man. It's Jersey City Day, too, man. Everybody's good? We good. Oh, man.
It's Jersey City Day, too, man.
It's Jersey City Day? You fucking right it's Jersey City Day.
Hell yeah, it is.
Excuse me?
It's only right that we came in with this story.
No, no, no, no.
That's not a good representation.
That is not how we celebrate Jersey City Day.
And it is Jersey City Day.
I mean, I just showed some love.
Let's go, St. Peter's.
They're the Peacocks.
I knew I would say that.
Shout out to Shaheen.
Niggas was sneaking in St. Peter's to play basketball.
Yo, do you go here?
You had to show ID.
You had to do matches.
We was sneaking in to play basketball.
They do that everywhere.
Yeah, that's every school.
Nigga, St. Hall used to be the whole Newark.
I had no business playing ball in St. Peter's Nigga
Wow
Neither did anybody
What the fuck you talking about?
That court way bigger than the playground
Yes, it is
It went quick
And that's when you learn
That's when you learn
That fourth court hit a little different
Hey, and when you've had that experience
You check yourself before screaming at the TV
Or at them NBA games
You run up and down that real court.
You're like, oh, okay.
And I should give you a whole new definition when Steph be shooting that shit from half court with ease.
Yeah.
I see why they introduced that little two-way player term.
Yeah, because I'm taking a break on one of these ends.
No bullshit.
What do you need me to score?
You don't get back
in TV no more?
Oh my.
I stay back on defense.
It's cool.
Y'all got it.
Yo, I would be the worst
crunch time player
in the world
in the NBA.
Fan, I done gave you
39 minutes.
We shouldn't be tied
in the last two.
Because guess who else
is tied?
Me.
My feet.
Me.
I'm tied too.
Yo, they tied.
They tied.
Yeah, no.
Popovich was subbing me right out of there.
Yo, get out of there.
I'd be fouling just to get a little break.
Hands on my knees.
Like in the boxing room, you just clinch up.
Like, come here, man.
You ain't going to shoot either.
We're going to hold for a second.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not doing any of that.
Rest on a foul line.
All right, so just your glasses came off.
What you did about that?
Got to it.
Tell us what happened.
Got to it, nigga.
You took the L or you won?
What's up?
Actually, I fought two niggas that day.
So you took the L?
No, the first one, I got it off.
The second one, it was a little rough.
You know what I mean?
So you knocked your glasses off.
You learned them something.
No, he was the second one.
He was the second one.
He knocked my glasses off,
and I had to fight Somebody else
First
And I got to that
He was like
Ho ho ho ho
He was doing too good
Yeah I ain't proving
My point the right way
So let me
Interject
Oh no
Then he proved his point
He scrapped you up a little bit
A little something
What happened
A little uppercut
Left hook
Oh my god
Wait wait wait
But they
Are you for the boxing Yeah yeah yeah, you for the boxing, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You for the boxing.
It ain't hit me that flush, though.
This nigga was out there training.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It ain't hit me that flush.
Wait, nah.
You can't say nothing about me getting a school desk thrown on me.
Somebody perfectly executed an uppercut on you.
I just told you it didn't get hit.
Get you with a three-piece?
Nah.
It didn't get hit flush.
A little biscuit on there, too?
I'm telling you it didn't get hit flush.
Nah, you met with one of them Newark niggas that had hands.
Very much so.
Oh, he...
Yeah, not though.
I know a nigga that walked down the street just boxing all day for no reason.
Yeah.
One of them.
Because there was a time in Newark where if you could fight, like, somehow everybody else just knew that.
Like, I was just going to...
What was my little spot they closed down over there with the good grits?
Fuck.
I'm going to call my mom and remember.
Johns.
Was it Johns?
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
But anyway, fucking, you just go over there for breakfast and just spot the niggas that can fight.
The waitress would tell you.
Yeah, nigga right there.
Him right there.
Him shoulders.
Yeah, leave him alone.
That's push-ups.
That's pull-up shoulders.
He eating pancakes.
I'm eating salt.
Why is that important right now?
Anyway, all right.
Damn, that's funny, yo.
Can you uppercut it?
Uppercut?
Yeah, don't uppercut me.
Uppercut is crazy.
Don't uppercut me.
I'd rather the uppercut than the full Nelson.
He let me go.
I know.
And I got to it.
And then what?
Now, you want to go down here?
I know the story. Do you want to go down here? I know the story.
Do you want to go down there?
I'm proud of that story.
Oh, okay.
I'm proud of it.
I got right to it.
What was the end result?
Right, right.
Hold up.
Don't fast forward my little part.
I'm asking you, what was the result?
You know.
What you pausing?
What you pausing?
Because you just skipping all mine. You know what I meanusing what you pausing cause you just skipping all mine
you know what I mean
you just skipping mine
how come we can let you
get a get to it
anyway the end result
is
yeah I had to sit down
on the tree
just take a little
let's take a little
little dizzy
yo y'all go ahead yo
where the girl
on the Saturn was at
in the Saturn
she went to Mars
and left you
what did you want her to Mars and left you?
What did you want her to do?
What did you want her to do?
Nothing.
Yeah, sit your tall, doofy ass in this car, yo.
Oh, man.
All right.
Yo, let me ask you a question.
Another question?
What she said when you got in the car?
I'm asking.
Alex, that mic is th is working beautifully today I don't remember she said you alright something like that that's good why he do that she said drop
me off you play music Shit we was only there
Cause she was hungry
Oh yeah
You can't say nothing
I didn't even want
No Italian cheeseburger
Damn I'm gonna ask
For you
For your stomach
Thank God for Grubhub
Did you get the
Did you get her the burger
Oh damn
If only Uber
You twerk thing If only DoorDats were a thing.
If only DoorDash.
Yo, that's funny.
Mike, Mike.
All right, it's hot outside.
I got my ankles out.
Niggas is wearing yellow.
You know New York don't know how to act when it's 70 degrees.
Ah, let me show you.
Let me show you the way to go.
Good networking weather.
We here.
I don't know everything.
But there's something I do know.
Look, he even sounds like he came on to kick Sammy Davis Jr. ass.
Like, you can't.
She a boring, boring, boring.
That ain't going to cut it no more, old dude.
I know, I know.
I've read.
And every time I say something like that, my mom gets so disappointed.
She's listening.
Joey, that classical style has been.
Mom.
Let me get my shit off, all right?
Hey.
And think like one. Shout out to the lovers out there. Kyle has been a big fan. Come on. Let me get my shit over, all right? Hey!
Shout out to the lovers out there.
Shout out to everybody.
Hey!
Hey!
Get my bag right quick.
Shout out to Jersey, my man. go So sit in my bed, oh oh
Let me show you, let me show you the way to go outside It's hot outside it's Lincoln and drinking weather for some of y'all
Nah niggas is here today. I know you like this
Who doesn't like this? When the world is on your shoulder Gotta straighten up your act and booger down
If you can't hang with the feeling
Then there ain't no room for you in this part of town
Cause we're the party people night and day
Living crazy, that's the only way
So tonight
Gotta leave that 9 to 5 up on the shelf
And just enjoy yourself
Groove
Never practice in the music that you
Like it so bad at all
If you live it up at all
Life ain't so fake and fake
Live life up
Live your life up
You weren't born yet.
So?
Still get my shout out.
And there's nothing wrong with not being born yet,
but you have to be a representation
of what your parents played in the house at some point,
or your brothers.
You have to have some type of lifeline to the time before you.
True.
If you don't have that, then what can I tell you?
Hey!
Tonight, gotta leave that 95 up on the shelf
And just enjoy yourself
And I came like two years later.
This was 70.
Yeah, I wasn't far off. And the music came to you.
Life ain't so bad at all.
It is.
Microphone check.
One, two.
What is this?
419. Yeah. Welcome to episode i mean we do all this pot and only be at 400
welcome to episode 519 of the joe button podcast he is i and i am him
i am your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host Joe Button. Not for daddy. Here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Parks is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Corey is here.
I know Alex is here because he did a whole lot of laughing in the front.
In the front of this pod.
Erickson, TSK, everybody's good?
All right, gentlemen, the same redundant, repetitive question and repetitive answer.
How you doing?
How's your mental health?
Terrible.
There we go.
Finally.
What went wrong?
I'm joking.
I'm in great spirits.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Everyone else?
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.
Sorry, it's beautiful weather. Yeah, God. Shit. I was on the stoop all day today, man. I'm doing pretty good. Sorry, it's beautiful weather.
Yeah, God, shit.
I was on the stoop all day today, man.
I'm not tripping.
Yeah, you're selling nickels.
You don't have to complain about this time.
I should.
I should.
I think it's kind of legal now.
Maybe I'll get in the business.
Ain't nobody buying no nickels today.
Nah, you can probably get them off.
I doubt it.
Not today.
I wasn't talking about no grass.
But it's cool.
Go ahead.
How are you, Joe?
Don't Joe anything after that discussion of whatever issues doing.
I'm great.
I'm good.
Like I said, it's good weather.
Ice got a nice car wash.
I didn't do that.
I'm going to get a car wash every day.
Every day.
Literally.
That's weird.
You get a car wash every day?
He gets a car wash every day. That's weird Literally. That's weird. You get a car wash every day? He gets a car wash every day.
That's weird.
Fam, there's a monthly pass for a reason.
And I feel if I use it every day, then I'm going to get my money's worth.
Simple.
You are definitely a get your money's worth ass, dude.
Absolutely.
It's my money.
I'm not mad at you.
He is a nut.
Do y'all hear that, audience?
Do y'all hear that?
Get a car wash every day is OD.
First of all, shout out to the audience shout out to wherever you might be listening from uh apple google uh sound
cloud spotify youtube bootleg links from where i'm from uh the patronies patreon shout out to y'all
shout out to the reddit gang i've been over there just reading shit they're pretty fun. All of them. Back to you.
Every day, bro.
Even if it rains?
No, they're closed if it rains.
Every day that they're open, I'm in there.
Pull right up.
I get a little express wash,
just exterior. I keep the inside clean.
This is a good car wash, I'm assuming,
if you go every day.
They pack. Half the time, I see the same cars
in there.
That means
that there's a line sometimes.
That means that this might not
be a quick process every day.
You keep making it sound like I'm pulling
up, I'm getting clean, and I'm out.
It's still quick, though. It's an express wash.
How long do you think that takes?
From entry to
pulling out the driveway,
maybe seven, eight minutes.
Like 10.
I'd say about 10.
Plus commute.
If there's no...
Just right around the corner from my job.
He work right there.
I'm going to spend an hour of my week at the car wash.
This nigga's a lunatic.
I've spent an hour of my week doing way less productive shit.
I think Jeffrey Dahmer did the same
shit. We gotta check your
fridge.
That's crazy.
What are we
starting with?
Were you about to make fun of me because I said
I want to interview somebody that wants to go to the Army?
No, I was curious to
I've actually had the same conversations.
I got stopped by some friends of the show
before outside of the recruiting center,
and I was like, why'd you do that?
But he said.
You know, towards the family,
you know what I mean, that kind of thing.
That's what it be.
Like, I don't see it if you're not just poor.
Oh, boy.
Nah, that's what we have.
Nah, I'm explaining, I'm explaining.
Because a lot of times,
like, I know people from my hood that went to the service as almost
like a getaway.
You know what I'm saying?
From our current conditions.
They travel.
You could start a whole new life somewhere else.
Good insurance and stuff like that.
Yeah, like, no bullshit.
I ain't even trying to be funny.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, shit don't look promising in your current environment.
So you get out of high school, you don't really have much to look forward to.
Niggas are all ass.
And they like them Chargers, too.
I'm just saying.
This nigga's stupid.
Them Chargers?
Yeah.
The Dodge?
Yeah.
That's the Army car?
Fair.
That's the Army car.
Niggas get enlisted and go get that Charger right away.
Well, thank you, Ish, for explaining that to me. I think the army car. Niggas get the, they get enlisted and go get that charger right away. Well,
thank you Ish for explaining that to me.
Thank you for answering.
I don't know.
Like,
outside of that,
I don't know why
somebody would do that,
but the people that I know,
all jokes aside,
the people that I know,
you be kind of like
in a fucked up situation.
It's a refuge almost.
I think that's more of us
that'll do it for that reason
because others will be like, yo, I'm going to defend my country and shit like that. Yeah, I knew a kid in high us that'll do it for that reason. Because others will be like,
I'm going to defend my country, shit like that.
Yeah, I knew a kid in high school that went on some,
he was like a strong George W. Bush,
I'm going to get them, whatever's.
And then he came back and he's a fucking liberal.
Did y'all hear about the dude that...
That's how it really was going.
Yeah, that's how it was really going.
Did y'all hear about the dude that had that same mindset
and said he's going to help the Ukraine and got over there and they ripped up his passport and he's like, yo, this shit is, I should have did this.
It's a trap.
Who ripped it up?
They did over there.
Who's that?
The Ukrainians or the Russians?
Somebody ripped this shit up.
He's stuck.
Look how fast misinformation just spreads.
No, no.
He was himself.
You heard about that nigga?
He went to go fight with Ukraine.
I don't know who did it.
They ripped his passport.
Who ripped it?
I don't know. Somebody ripped this shit up. Who was the dude? I don't know. Put that nigga he went to go fight I don't know who did it they ripped his pants who ripped that I don't know
somebody ripped this shit up
who was the dude
I don't know
put that nigga in the
full nelson when you got there
yeah you want to come over here
nigga here you go
it's what's going on yo
we can scrap on a Friday
like it's fine
and be friends afterward
I don't want no sauce bro
we doing a pod
I don't want no problems
yo did he turn you
in the full nelson
or was it just he held you, like, facing straight?
Let me show you.
No, I don't want to.
I don't wonder why y'all think that's so funny.
Fam.
A real fight.
Is someone uppercutted you?
No.
Fam, uppercutting somebody, having them like this?
Yo, you got your.
It's crazy to me.
You have got to be joking.
You're a grown up.
A nigga snuck...
And some nigga outside of ground chicken has you like this.
What the fuck did you do?
Ish, I was walking...
Hey, yo, the cartoon people got to do this.
They got to make this as a cartoon.
Ish, I was walking to my vehicle and someone crept behind me and did that.
You had your feet in fighting stance facing someone with your hands ready.
And they managed to slip your entire defense and land flush on your fucking head.
It wasn't a good one.
If it was a good one, I would have been asleep.
But it's cool.
Nah. That's how you... Yo, bruh. You can't, I would have been asleep. But it's cool. Nah.
That's how you, yo, bro.
You can't catch me with a halfway bad uppercut, yo.
Crazy.
Me?
You, anybody.
Niggas knew to grab me and throw me.
I'm weaving all that shit.
I dare you try to uppercut me.
I triple dare you.
I triple dare somebody to try to fight.
Unless you like Jake Paul or somebody.
I'm trying.
Yeah, nigga was super sharp.
Look, Jake Paul is the example.
That's what I am.
That's a joke. That's a joke.
That's a joke.
That's what Cousin Waltz.
Word.
Yo.
All right,
come on.
What do y'all want to start with,
man?
It's Friday.
Don't y'all depress me today.
Nah,
nah,
nah.
I'm in a good mood.
I'm in good spirits.
Anything serious that we have to get to,
we can get to it in the second half of the show.
We're going on tour.
I announced that last pod.
I'll announce it every pod
until we're actually on the road.
Yeah.
April 28th, Dallas.
I mean, April 28th, Houston.
May 1st, Dallas.
May 28th, LA.
And May 29th in...
Oakland.
Oakland.
So tickets are on sale now.
Can't wait to see you guys. Word up. Should be a blast. Word up. All of that good shit. can't wait to see you guys
should be a blast
all of that good shit
can't wait to get out the house
tell us why they should buy your album in 10 seconds
oh I used to hate that
that's what they used to tell y'all to do?
what you said
nothing good
I've never promoted or marketed
I've never been that guy.
Ever.
But, yeah, sorry for you and AJ.
In 60 seconds or less, tell everybody out there why they should buy your album.
No.
Like, just saw the video if you think it's dope.
Like, support.
You fucked with that?
What's the answer to that?
How the fuck you answer that question?
Was that a vibe for you?
Like, check it out. Check the shit on there, you know what I mean? Run out to the store. that how the fuck you answer that question was that a vibe for you like checking the shit on there
you know what I mean
run out to the store
fuck
um
well
let's start
with some applause
yeah yeah yeah
got to
you know we see
people released from prison
and Jussie Smollett
has been
released from jail
free the guy
absolutely um so the has been released from jail. Free the guy.
Absolutely.
So he's on appeal.
They're trying to get the entire charge overturned, and the jury ruled that he should be free
while they process this appeal,
see what's going to happen next.
So he's been released from jail
after serving seven days of his 150 day sentence.
I'm sure it felt like a long seven days.
They had him in psych.
I'm sure it felt longer for him.
Yeah.
You'd be in there, Tom, be ticking.
And they had him in like a psych ward for the first day or so where he was by himself.
So he got out of that
and then now he's out.
Not mad at it.
No.
They let motherfuckers
out of jail
that have done
way worse shit.
They got people in jail
that's done way less too.
That's different.
What? I want to find him and make a citizen's different. What?
I want to find him and make a citizen's arrest.
What's the charge?
Yeah.
I'll find some charges.
Figure it out.
This is some bullshit.
While we're happy.
Absolutely.
But on the jokey side of things. while we're happy. Absolutely. Mm-hmm.
But on the jokey side of things,
I mean, that's cool.
We don't want no black men in jail.
Yeah, man.
Like you said, time goes slow. I ain't really do shit.
I learned my lesson.
Just made a little jokey joke.
Took a little too far.
Man.
When nobody hurt.
Throw this nigga back in the cell, yo.
Are you shitting me?
Three years of this debacle.
The fist in the air.
The story.
No.
No, the theatrics and court.
We didn't even let the.
As soon as the cops set the date
he barely got out
you can mark that part
nah he gotta go back to jail
he threw one little temper tantrum
and they let him out on appeal
because of a temper tantrum
oh where's the fun in that?
Come on.
Come on.
If I would've did that same thing,
I'd have got solitary confinement.
He was in there already.
They threw me under the,
and they let him out?
He wasn't in solitary confinement.
No, he wasn't in solitary confinement.
He was in the psych ward.
In the psych ward.
In the psych ward.
I can't believe y'all let Jesse out
like Empire's still
on the air
how's he supposed
to learn
who's to say
he won't try
this same scam
at Blimpy
old Papa John's run
come on man
this guy might go
to Red Lobster
and get an idea
garlic biscuit
come on man this nigga stupid yo we didn't even I might go to Red Lobster and get an idea. Garlic biscuit. Come on, man.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
We didn't even alert the victims.
Who told the twin,
the Nigerian twins?
Yeah, he was coming home.
Yeah, we didn't even...
Come on, man.
They might be in danger.
We're all in danger.
This nigga's held us hostage
for three years
with this cockamamie.
Yo, I know.
I'm kidding.
But am I?
Never a way to know nowadays.
Come on.
What y'all think, man?
Free the guy.
I know.
Free the guy, man.
He paid his debt.
Yeah, he learned his lesson.
He learned his lesson.
Oh, man.
Why not? This is craziness, yo learned his lesson. He learned his lesson. Oh, man. Why not?
This is craziness, yo.
We ain't even get to see.
Yo, they took all the fun.
You know what?
Every time y'all get the chance to have the best reality show ever, y'all blow it.
All y'all really gave us was the real world, Jersey Shore.
Like, it was some slaps back then.
But Jussie and Jel making the oodles and noodles.
You know, in jail, they putting spam on the bed.
They got an oven in there now.
We want to see him do some of that fly shit.
You know he was going to be cooking for somebody.
Or he'd have had to try to get cool with the dude that's chefing it up.
I want to see it.
What if he had hands?
I want to see it. You he had hands and you know I wanna see it
you know he wanted
a long
a long phone call
there was a line
yeah
I wanna see
how that
yo man
this is fucked up
yo he's stupid
y'all rob us
of all the joy
it's joy
seeing his interaction
he called himself
the gay tuba
no he didn't
yes he did
he did
for that alone
come on
you gotta give him
at least two weeks
let him sit
is this privilege
they could have
processed him longer
than this
huh
is this privilege
oh you got deep now you heard privilege? They could have processed them longer than this. Is this privilege?
Oh, you got deep now.
I was joking around.
I need my check, guys. I ain't trying to get canceled. I'm too stupid.
I don't have much privilege, so I don't know how
to identify it when it's happening
unless you're white.
This could have been. What privilege? celebrity privilege probably yeah yeah yeah celebrity privilege there we go that was a good
one that's why you helped you know that was great man that was the boy you got your tsk don't worry
about it that was a good one right there.
That is a little celebrity privilege, man.
They let the ladies out in like a couple weeks.
That did the little SAT shit.
They did like 30 days.
Y'all let it. Celebrity privilege.
There you go.
I propose a trade.
Oh, shit.
Russian jail.
If you give us
Brittany Griner back
we will deliver you
this young budding superstar
to lock away
on vape charges
yo I think this nigga had a vape yo
oh fuck
I'm gonna find a way to get him
he gotta get back in cause he didn't learn his lesson it. I'm going to find a way to get him. He got to get back in.
Yo, he's-
Because he didn't learn his lesson, yo.
And I'm kidding before y'all try to cancel me, but-
Yeah, we joking.
We joking.
But-
Celebrity privilege.
That's all.
Yeah.
They told Shorty she got to sit up.
Till May 17th.
Yeah, till May 19th.
May 17th, May 19th, one of them.
That's crazy.
Over a vape.
And I played ball over here.
That's scary.
Jesus. Jesus. All right. All for Jussie, man. Over a vape. And I played ball over here. That's scary. Jesus.
Jesus.
All right, off of Jussie, man.
Glad you're out.
And free Britney.
Yes.
And free Britney.
Yes.
Definitely.
What else is important?
My favorite tweeter.
My favorite tweeter's back, Meek.
Meek is one of those pages where when I go to his page, if he ever
unfollowed me, I don't get disappointed.
I'd be sad. This guy is gold.
There was only one person that that happened.
I found out I was blocked by them
and it fucking hurt.
I was pissed. Can you tell us who? Camerawork.
He said Cam. Oh, you told us that before.
Why'd he block you?
Solidarity with the fellas.
Oh, got it
Meek says
the definition of a mixtape EP
is when a project
is not profited off
if it was sold
on a platform
under a label
and they own that project
how could it not be counted
as an album
especially if the label
owns
it made profit
if the label owns it
and made profit
what does it count
as nothing?
what does it count as nothing? it's supposed to be a comma after S oh does it count as nothing? What does it count as nothing?
It's supposed to be a comma after S.
Oh, does it count as nothing?
Yo, I don't like that hip hop
is totally getting rid of
punctuated grammar.
The internet has ruined punctuation.
Rappers are doing it.
Once I figured out
how Kanye was writing his shit,
I was like,
oh, I see what you did that's pretty clever
but why did I just
have to waste my time and figure out how you're writing
where the commas were supposed to go? commas and periods
I gotta figure it out you know who really started that?
Cam Newton
no that was just a crazy font Cam Newton started that
it was just a font but he was still
writing sentences the battle rappers started that
they were the first ones
writing on a black screen
and you have to like
get a dictionary
to try to figure out
what they're saying.
But why do they think that's cool?
I don't think they want it.
Alright, I sound old again.
Come on, let's move on.
I'm with him
except for the EP part.
Now, why is Meek
going on this rant?
Some are saying
he thought he would be
finished with his contract
with the release of DC4.
And that makes sense,
though I have no information.
So I'll just roll with that.
So let me ask you,
you know, it's not mine.
So if he released a mixtape, quote unquote,
and the label profited from the mixtape
and they sold it on a platform,
what does that count as? A half?
I want to let the fans out there know
that this is why I'm
Semantics Man.
Because in the music business
you better be Semantics
Man. Because every word
means something different
and you learn that the hard way.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ish. DC for word means something different and you learn that the hard way.
Ish.
DC4 was a mixtape.
And a mixtape
is for promotional use
only. So it shouldn't be profited
from. It wasn't for promo use only.
See what I'm saying? So there's
the gray area. If it's for promo use only it's not a gray
label it's not a gray area at all it's black and white it's not a gray area because the
record labels along with a couple other corporations cracked down on the mixtape
game so they killed mixtapes they got it out of there and they figured out a way to do it
themselves and cheat the system okay now look
ish well i say it's not a gray area it's black and white because in the contract let's say you
sign a four album deal yeah i don't know what he's i'm just throwing numbers out there four album
deal or five album whatever how many albums keyword here is album albums indeed so now you say all
right here's my mixtape yeah we put it out market promoted it promoted it made money off of it you want as if it was an album but you said
here's my mixtape you are our artist it behooves us yeah it works in our favor for you to call it
a mixtape to push your project spend a couple dollars on it but when dc4 dropped I said this don't sound like
the budget from the last album
this sounds different
the rollout all of this shit looks
and feels different Meek did a great job
but it sounds like he did this on his own
no I think you confusing this with
the album Expensive Pain
DC4 was
a couple years ago but he's been fighting
about that one
pull it up but he Spencer Payne. DC4 was a couple years ago, but he's still been fighting about that one. What was on DC4?
Pull it up.
Pull up the track list. But he's been fighting
about DC4 for a minute
because that was his mixtape.
Oh, you are never
getting this off.
You're absolutely right, Ice.
You're never getting
this off, Ish.
I don't know.
This is a mixtape.
There's no gray area.
It's a mixtape.
And to his point,
an EP, that ain't an album either. True. That's a gray area. It's a mixtape. And to his point, an EP, that ain't an album either.
True.
That's a different thing.
But it's a different thing.
He's combining them both because his argument is...
If it ain't an album.
If it's one of these, it ain't an album.
If it's one of these and you push it and you own it and you make the profit off of it,
then it should count.
Right.
Sorry, we don't...
Oh, they're going to call me that guy.
We don't get to change the cockamamie rules that they have.
No.
Those are the rules.
And those are the rules all around the board.
I learned that.
I went through it.
You can make a face.
That's the rule.
I'm not sure if these labels would allow you to count
DC4 as an example, as an album.
Like, if he goes in there and says,
no, this is an album...
His argument is, yo if i'm i'm assuming uh y'all profited from it right so if it's how do y'all
own some shit that y'all not giving me credit for if that's the case i own it then yeah you
feel what i'm saying like if that's the if that's the case i own it but you don't exactly we own it I know we own it so if we find a way to profit off of it
then we just found a way to profit off and if we own it we're the people that on your mixtape
we're the people that can say hey this ain't an album this is ours thanks but this is not that
and we need five albums from you.
I understand.
So if that is the case, then why do artists keep creating mixtapes?
They don't anymore.
It's very rare that an artist creates a mixtape today.
Or EP.
Well, EP's a little different.
This is his contract.
No, I'm saying artists are.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
This is his contract.
So some artists' accounts.
The EP accounts. The EP might count.
Because EP, LP is out of here today because LP was 40 minutes or more
and EP was 40 minutes or less.
That's out of here now because albums are-
45 minutes.
29 minutes.
Yeah.
Under 40 minutes.
So the contracts are different now.
We don't know when Meek signed and we don't know the language in it.
But from looking at what he's saying,
he got one of them contracts.
He don't have one where the EP count
for half a project or a full project.
He don't have nothing where they're going to count
some of your other work.
That's Atlantic.
They're not doing that.
I had to have that same fight
with my publishing company
when I was putting
out um eps and it was like we ain't what that mean good for you like uh no that's a project
it's all original music it's all it's like so the wording is the wording so this is an uphill battle
for him
and
if the speculation
is true
then he's just there
for another album
and I know that
gotta be tough
no
because they said
they won't let him
release the album
until next year
well not only that
the problem can then come
is if the label knows
this is your last album
everything's mixtape
until we say so
yeah
or yo re-up we gonna re-sign you for two more and then we'll put this album out knows this is your last album. Everything's mixtape until we say so. Yeah.
Or,
yo, re-up.
We're going to re-sign you for two more
and then we'll put this album out.
We don't have to put this album out.
We can just chill.
We made enough money off you.
We can continue
to make money off you.
We'll let you burn out.
We have a schedule.
That is disgusting.
Every week,
I can tell you about the artists
that we're dropping
and who we're focusing on.
Their roster is large enough to do that.
That is disgusting, my nigga.
It is.
The music business is disgusting, yo.
At least for a little bit before it gets good
or it's great for 5% of people,
but the music business is nasty.
It's a nasty one.
This is part of his learning process.
But I know that's got to be rough
because he rubbing elbows
with the billionaires out there
and his mindset is different today.
But that's what happens.
He's itching to get out of that deal.
He wants to own.
He's itching to get out of that deal.
But the thing is,
if the fans know it and I know that, guess who else know that?
The label.
Slow it down.
Slow it down.
I'm not letting you just go nowhere.
Are you crazy?
So now you drop this album.
You out your deal.
Now you can go sign a distribution deal or something somewhere.
That's really slavery.
Like, no, we're going to hold on to you.
Like, fam, if you don't re-up, we're going to shelf you?
We're going to hold you here against your will, nigga.
That's supreme bullshit.
That is slavery.
I've known two artists.
I believe you.
I'm just saying that's slavery, my nigga.
To hold somebody against their will.
Like, yo, here go my project.
I'm done.
No, you're not. But I'm not holding you against your will. Like, yo, here go my project. I'm done. No, you're not.
But I'm not holding you against your will.
I have a contract on you.
No, that could be indefinite.
No, it's not going to be indefinite.
Says who?
It won't be.
They could shelf them for three years.
That's not indefinite, though.
That's not indefinite.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I know it's fucked up, but this really is the music business.
In this conversation, we got to focus on what words mean in this one.
You're right.
So indefinite is definitely not indefinite.
It could be a finite period.
But when we determine, we're going to drop your shit.
So we could drop your shit in eight years.
And you're just going to sit on a shelf somewhere and just keep creating mixtapes that you tore off to put food in your kid's mouth.
But we're not going to put your album out,
which means you're not going to get off our label and out of this deal.
That's horrible, my nigga.
The music business is horrible.
And unfortunately, people keep finding that out the hard way.
Well, and you know what?
And when you say music business, though, this is a major label problem.
Correct.
This is not an all-around.
There's a lot of people going another route. This is a major label problem. Correct. It's not, it's not, this is not an all around. There's a lot of people going another route.
This is a major label thing.
Well,
it's a lot of people going another route now or within the last few years or so.
But I'm just saying when he signed,
it wasn't really that popular to do that.
I'm a winner.
So a lot of people came after that
and went the other route.
And then it,
you know,
the people that stuck there
are watching this.
You know what?
I agree with you,
but I don't want to hear that shit.
Damn, that's what happens.
At all points in life,
you have a choice, yo.
That's true.
I don't care about what was popular
and what wasn't.
That's true.
In 2009, I was going that route.
Was it popular?
No.
Was it frowned upon?
Yes.
But was it a route that could have had different results for bigger artists?
But check it out, though.
Check it out, Joe.
Information.
No, no, no.
It's about information, though.
That's true.
Being that it wasn't as popular, that means not many people may have known about that option to that route a lot of people yo a lot of rappers
maybe up to what the late 2000s all they cared about was getting a deal
that's what they knew that's what's exactly see information stop i want to draw the line
because you're correct and the people that you're talking about
but on the other side
of that line are the people
that are only
looking for the deal from the major
label no matter the information I can
get from elsewhere no matter the information
I want a record deal
yeah I'm talking about them
I just want a deal I just want to be signed to a
label because I think that's what it takes to get me okay so then i don't i don't think that that
should be used as a crutch if that's your decision at any time those people i'm talking about the
people that fuck everything else i want a major label deal then take what comes with the major
label deal and box your way up out of it because that's what most people have to do he's waiting to get
up off of there i had my fight was way longer than his ish way longer than his but my whole
career derailed fighting with a label that you're talking about stalling out they stalled it out
hey got it off i'd somehow salvage some shit and i'm still here most people don't get he's gonna
get off here he's gonna do an album
he's friends with all the hottest niggas he's gonna come with a single they're gonna want to
put it out they're not gonna they're not gonna sit him for three years but will they stall him
out to try to get a contract done because they don't want him to walk out the door yeah yeah
they don't want him to walk out the door and if he's gonna walk out the door then we need to know
that because we're not just putting a whole bunch of money in your last project.
We're not pumping it up for you to go walk out the door.
So when you stay there, right, because from what I understand,
they not putting money in your project, you got to get all that money back.
So they not necessarily putting a ton of money into your project
if I got to pay y'all the money that y'all put into my project.
We don't want to raise your stock.
That's not the music business.
What you just said is not the music business.
You have to recoup no matter what.
Exactly.
But you don't decide what's spent on your project.
I know they do.
And so that's my point.
Don't you,
you said it as if they were doing him a solid saying,
yo,
that's a solid. We pumping all this money in your project. That is a solid. How? If as if they were doing him a solid saying, yo, we- That's a solid.
We pumping all this money in your project.
That is a solid.
How?
If I got to give you the money back.
I'm telling you.
I'll tell you how.
Because we cannot pump money into your project.
Who?
The label.
Don't pump shit in my project.
Correct.
Let me off and I'm done.
It's not about letting you off though.
If we pump money into your project-
Or your project.
Your stock goes up.
I've got you. We don't want you walking out of here with stock goes up. I've got you.
We don't want you walking out of here with your stock up.
I understand the premise behind not doing it.
The people that go to a major label, right?
You often hear them use terms like the machine or push the button.
The people that are only looking for that route go there for one specific thing.
For the label to spend the money
gotcha i want the looks or the relationships they don't they don't they're not going for
relationships you can get relationships no i mean the relationships that the label already has oh
yeah like that don't necessarily got to be them spending money but they got they could push but
it's spending money it's still them spending money that's still spending money so you want that
you want you want that so that's why that conversation becomes obsolete you don't want to sit on a major and have the execs there say
hey we're spending you don't want them to give you empire numbers there hey we're going to spend
400 000 on your entire project for the duration for the life of it no you're dealing with inflation
on a major anyway like if somebody know you want to major, the price is up for everything.
The video, the cost, the beats.
Yeah, everything.
No, they're going to spend.
And if they don't spend, then you ain't shit.
Your project ain't going to be shit.
No, you ain't shit.
Yeah, you ain't shit.
Not your project.
You ain't shit if they don't spend.
But you just said they can make a conscious effort not to spend money on Meek's project.
But they don't do that to him.
Well, I haven't seen it.
He's going to get it back.
Yeah.
Huh?
He's going to recoup.
Yeah.
They're not worried about it with him.
They spend them what they're supposed to spend with him, and they want to see about his decision
making before they see how we should go about the next route.
But for someone who's like a JV, an up and coming artist, they're not going to spend
crazy.
I know.
In most cases.
You just said, but at the end of the day, if you're not going to sign back with us,
we're not going to spend a certain amount of dollars on your project.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
You're saying it don't matter what they spend because they're going to get it back anyway.
That's my point.
It don't matter if you spend 500 grand or if you spend 3 million,
I'm still responsible for paying you your money back.
Ish, this is what we're talking about here is why teams don't trade
the star player in the same division or the same conference.
Yeah, it's direct competition.
Like, I think that's kind of...
So it's not a financial decision.
Like, I think that's kind of... So it's not a financial decision.
See, when a team don't trade
fucking Tom Brady to the Jets, right?
That's not financial.
At the end of the day, it's financial
because it's about competition and winning and losing.
But when you're saying with the label
not going to put money out for your project,
that's not based on competition.
It is, though. Because you could get hot and go to another label? Yeah. Gotcha. with the label not gonna put money out for your project that's not based on competition it is
though because you could get hot and go to another label yeah yeah yeah they gotta up your stock and
then that's what i'm saying but niggas already know who you are it's different though yeah but
your last project wasn't received the best your stock now matters you come back with another i'm
not gonna you come back with another project that don't really hit.
I understand.
Yeah.
But if you meet, let's just stay on meet.
If the word around town is this, then the label heads at Epic or at Universal or whomever, they know what happened.
Yo, his album didn't do meek numbers because he was beefing with the label.
So does your stock really, really still drop?
Yes.
Yeah, it does.
Yes.
Still drops.
They got all types of phrases for that.
You're only as good as your last hit.
The numbers are the numbers all right.
Yeah.
Yep.
Gotcha.
Listen, I went to Skane not long after my album dropped,
or maybe it was a few months.
I was like, yo, I want out of here.
Emotional, too.
He said, yo, where are you going to go?
You're coming off with Beauters of Flop.
You owe albums here.
It's going to be up to them to let you.
Like, where are you going?
You have to negotiate a release.
What did it take to even get out of that?
I was just going to ask that same question.
Heartache and pain.
Heartache, pain, and Theo S theo saddlemeyer good lawyer yeah but that wasn't too way my album came out in 03
in 04 everybody left 05 06 a moon music came out and then i got hot again so they wasn't trying to let me go
big mistake i was just gonna say mistake one right there with the mixtape game uh and then
theo came in 07 i had a production deal a production company deal too so then that had
to get handled and we got out of that the def jam deal oh wait oh wait completely five years but five years in purgatory right five years of
having to go figure it out here streets just feed the streets i don't have a way to feed my it wasn't
rubbing elbows with the billionaire so it's unfortunate but every artist has to learn and
go through it and i hope that meat comes out of it unscathed.
I'm sure he will.
See, that's what's fucked.
I'm sure he got a plan in his mind.
Oh, sure.
He got a plan.
Absolutely.
But they know his plan.
Fam, you're not going to be at every Sixer game with Lil Baby and James Harden,
and I don't know you got a plan.
You know who's watching the game?
Atlantic Records.
Not a good thing for him.
It's like the government
watching Instagram.
The labels is watching you.
They know when the stock is up,
stock is down.
They know when it's popping,
when it ain't,
when you cold,
when you hot.
They know.
They know.
It's their job to know.
I'm not getting rid of you.
The good thing with him is
he seems to be getting money
from other ways.
Imagine the back-in-the-day artists
in the 90s
or even you in that case
that didn't have
any other streams of income.
Well, that's what they do.
They'll freeze you out.
Fam, you fucking around
go postal.
No, you come back begging.
All right.
What I got to do?
Yeah, gotcha.
Here, take another advance.
You need some money?
You fucked up?
Here, take another advance.
And another three albums on this.
Shit like that.
What you over here doing? Scratching. another dance and another three albums on this shit like that no listen to it yourself I'm done coming in here giving my Fabio,
putting on my Fabio cape and going crazy
because all you guys do
is judge me and tell me
that I have New York bias
saying,
oh, he ain't really hitting
like that over here.
But I don't care, nigga.
Ask you about what the fuck
they playing over there.
I'm telling you
what I'm going to request
when I go in the strip club
and the DJ is not playing that.
Y'all can use your podcast.
Yeah, y'all do that.
To pump what you like.
Yeah.
I've been waiting on this Fabio album for mad long.
I'm one of the people that was pissed when he pushed it back.
Like, yeah, I fell for that one.
I'll never fall for it.
I never fall for that one.
But yeah.
Yeah, usually you be telling me because I be falling for it.
I was like, yo, such and such dropping.
You're like, I'm high.
The album's not dropping. He's like, yo, I'm hype.
The album's not dropping.
He's got a hold on me, man.
Pause.
That down bottom,
the down bottom snippet I heard,
these two records,
the idea that he wanted Jay-Z on the New York City record,
I don't even care
that it didn't get done.
The fact that that was your idea
tells me what's going on.
And the fact that they was
trying to get it done
tells me what's going on with him the fact that they was trying to get it done. Right. Tells me what's going on with him.
This is big budget shit.
I'm all in on Fabio.
I'm not wavering.
And fuck you niggas that's mad at me about it.
I'll tell you who I came for, yo.
You don't have to guess.
Same.
I'm caving for Fabio until he drops the ball.
Until he drops the ball.
And it don't look like that's going to be any time in the future.
Or until he's back to stopping traffic on the fucking Deegan.
One and other.
I don't support that.
I don't think that'll be happening any time.
Me either.
Me either.
But look what niggas got to do to go get hot.
Get some labor attention.
Yo, let's just go hop on the Deegan and stop the traffic
and dare somebody to say something about it.
Go Fabio.
Round of applause.
I could never.
Anything else in new music?
I mean, since you brought Fabio up.
No, I just brought him up because he's that nigga, man, and it sounds great.
What else came out?
What else came out?
It was a pretty quiet week.
It was quiet.
Dirk put a...
I don't know if this is a deluxe.
I don't know what this is at this point.
Okay.
Usually, you see the artist drop an album.
Sometimes they'll come back a week later with the deluxe and add a few records.
Uh-huh.
The album has the same name, 7220.
Okay.
Doesn't say deluxe.
The album cover just has a red stripe going down the side now.
Okay.
But he added one new record.
He's on his Gunna.
He's on his Gunna shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I went Gunna added the Drake record a week later.
So I don't know.
But it's Drill Dirt.
The one new song.
Yeah, one new song.
Computer Murderers.
Just the title had me like, OK, where we going?
Kind of had a guess.
And it's exactly what you expect.
Title had you hard
nah
you couldn't wait
to go listen to that
nah
I mean
I might have pressed play
at like 1202
12
18 seconds
but yeah
um
hey
it's what you expect
from Dirk man
what do you want me to say
he's staying on brand
with it
it's fuck my ops
if I had ops i
would probably be trying to do something like this so i'm glad i don't have any ops do something like
what rap about them make videos that would be me so you probably they got enough room for you in Rikers? No, no, no.
I don't have any ops.
You keep saying that.
I just spoke to one of them niggas two weeks ago.
He sounded a little oppish. I don't have ops.
Someone can say I'm their
op, but I don't have ops
is what I'm telling you.
It's got to be a two-way street? No.
I don't have ops. None of you niggas are my op. If I'm your you. It's got to be a two-way street? No. I don't have opps.
None of you niggas are my opp.
If I'm your opp, that's...
I don't like this plea
for when an opp sees you.
Like, don't say this.
This ain't no plea.
But if an opp sees you,
don't say,
you are not my opp.
No, no, no, no, no.
And I am not your...
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that at all.
Once they start the operation...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all misinterpreted.
That's not what I'm saying.
If I'm someone's op,
and it's up, it's up.
You got to be prepared for that.
I'm telling you, I'm not on that time with nobody.
So I don't have an op,
meaning that if I see you, or you, or you, or you,
it's on.
I'm not on that with nobody.
But that means that you're not an op.
That don't mean that you don't have an op.
No, I can be someone's op without them being mine.
Well, I think once a Merry Christmas comes into play,
then they'll be your op too then.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
You just stay on point.
Okay.
I feel bad for you too-ish because one day a nigga just going to dig that contact out of your eye.
Nigga, man.
Yeah, what you said, Duke.
I don't really have those issues,
because I don't say nothing about them.
The nigga going to knock your little contact right on the floor.
Somebody's going to snatch them veneers right out your fucking mouth.
What you said, nigga.
Take your little veneers right out.
I ain't fighting with my veneers.
You shitting me?
What you going to do, hide them?
You ain't fighting with them.
Carry a mouth guard on them and shit.
I'm going to kill one of these niggas.
They ain't going to just be the youngins running around shooting.
And I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Everything is a joke.
I'm not playing this song either.
Capella Gray.
Nija.
Confusion.
Just one more.
Can't do that nonchalant shit.
The end.
The end.
That's how it looks up.
Copped.
That's how it looks up.
It came on.
Purchased it.
Round of applause.
Shout out to Capella Gray, friend of the show. He told niggas he wasn't playing. Copped. It came on. Copped. That sounded like something. It came on. Purchased it. Round of applause. Shout out to Capella, great friend of the show.
He told niggas he wasn't playing.
He did.
He did.
Sid, we were asking about her and the internet as well.
Sid's back.
Looks like she's got an album coming.
I think April 8th.
I'm excited about that.
Me too.
Alex Isley and Jack Dine are coming.
Yeah, nah. It's them.
It's them. March 30th.
Yo, Alex be swearing he'll push it.
March 30th, it's them. He know about Alex Isley
and Jack Dine. Don't do that. I'm just saying.
Don't do that.
Oh my god.
Yeah, no. We got really good music
coming this spring and summer.
Hey, I told y'all. y'all got about a week.
Chris Brown is on y'all ass.
You think that's really happening?
Not the album.
That's a single.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's happening.
When's the album coming out?
Two weeks, excuse me, two weeks.
Ain't announced yet.
Gotcha.
But that snippet I heard, I'm ready.
When's it dropping?
April 1st.
It's two weeks
man's gonna fool your ass
nah
we'll see
I went to
I went to
Robert Glasper
residency over at
Blue Note
the other night
how was that?
oh my Jesus man
that was fly
that album was really good
that he put out
Robert Glasper
is the man he is I come on here and sing his praises all the time y'all know I love that album was really good that he put up robert glasper is the man like i come on here and
sing his praises all the time y'all know i love that album and i got word that he was over there
the blue note and i ran over there to see the late show i think it was a 10 o'clock show this
was after i went to see uh uh my oldest trey perform at so. I had a real dad moment over there.
Did you cry?
No, I didn't cry.
I didn't cry, but it was great.
That was like, yo, life, man.
I didn't even know he was doing a show.
Oh, me neither.
Me neither, because he don't tell nobody.
Yo, Trey, man, let us know, man.
He don't tell nobody when he's busting his little music moves,
but even that reminds me of me.
That's dope, though. I ain't be trying to share a whole bunch of shit you catch
it you catch it like so he did that i ran over there ian came at me over there nice and we had
a good time just reminiscing like that was like an open mic type of thing, I guess.
And it just takes you back down to memory lane when I was running around in the 90s doing open mics in New York and cyphers here and there. And then thinking about all the times he came to SOBs to see me perform.
Now this guy's up there.
Oh, that's fire.
He's got rapper hands.
He's got a beard.
He's got rapper hands.
He's got a beard.
He's wearing a varsity jacket from my cousin Maurice.
His own company.
Shout out to Mo.
So it was all that family type of stuff.
That looked good, and it felt good.
So I left there, ran over to Blue Note, saw Robert Glasper.
He put on an amazing show.
Shout out to his band.
Shout out to his drummer.
His drummer went crazy. It was a good night. Ordered some an amazing show. Shout out to his band. Shout out to his drummer. His drummer went crazy.
It was a good night. Ordered some food over there.
Real cool crowd.
Quiet. Just vibing out to some good jazz. Yeah, I'm ready to start hitting
the streets, man. It's getting nice out.
Yeah, when you do shit like that, it
reminds you about the essence of New York.
Blue Note is right across the street
from Village Underground. I've had many of
classic, legendary nights at Village Underground I've had many of classic legendary nights
at Village Underground
that whole area used to be
my stomping grounds
rest in peace to Ron
rest in peace to Ron
from Village Underground
see I can just be
having conversations
and start remembering
all these key pivotal people
that are not here
today
shout out to Robert Glasper
fuck of a show
fuck of a show
um
what else oh then I uh Shout out to Robert Glasper. Fuck of a show. Fuck of a show.
What else?
Oh, then I... You laugh like that.
Some fuck shit happens.
Yeah.
This stuff.
And shout out to Nicki.
We got to at least acknowledge the Coily Ray, Nicki Minaj record, Blick Blick.
Not quite our demo.
Yeah, I didn't listen, but I'll check it out at some point.
Not quite our demo, but girl power.
Shout out to Nikki. Shout out to Coily Ray. I fuck with her.
And glad that that whole Benzino
thing didn't sacrifice the feature.
What happened?
Benzino was in a
clubhouse room. Benzino is Coily Ray's dad.
If you don't know, he was in a clubhouse room
and I guess people was coming at him
applying some pressure about just
whatever him, his daughter, went through and he shot back he was like my daughter got some
shit with Nikki dropping soon oh and then Nikki uh Instagram I do not have any features with anybody
coming but I mean I knew that was to step on whatever that was but I just hoped that she
didn't mean it and say, you know what?
That would have fucked your dad.
Your dad blew that.
So I'm cool.
Glad that didn't happen.
And then Coil and Ray went on and she said, yo, dad, it's my time now.
You had your time.
I apologize.
My dad just get excited.
He's one of my biggest fans.
He's OG, but he knows better.
And it's my time.
I love that.
That's dope.
I love that.
So yeah, this record is out. Fuck with it.
What are you doing over there?
This guy got Tourette's.
Then I go to, boy,
it's been a week.
It's been a week.
It has been.
My life is amazing.
The things that you just don't
expect to
happen
happens to me
what happened next
yeah
so I go to get a haircut
my weekly appointment
and we had our meeting
that we had to have
so I went home
and
I didn't go in the house
I said you know what
so John
let me get a little hotel
for our meeting
I didn't do this cute house. I said, you know what, so let me get a little hotel for our meeting. I didn't do this cute and sexy.
I get to the hotel.
The lobby is on the sixth floor.
You go to the sixth floor.
Elevator opens.
Who's the first person I see?
You guessed it.
Joel Ortiz.
Oh, shit.
Interesting.
Standing at the door.
Did he snuff you?
He's on the other side of the room
If I find out Joel
Put you in the full Nelson
He's facing
He's facing the elevator
I'm facing him
And it's just that moment of
What now?
Who breaks?
Yeah
No I shook my head
Man He shook my head.
Man.
He shook his head.
Man.
Went right up and we started to have a conversation.
Gotta do it, won't he?
Put some niggas in front of your face to talk to.
True.
Seriously.
Listen.
Fuck these phones. I'm going to make y'all right here.
That's what you gotta do.
Hey, you niggas want to act stupid and cute with your little
Insta lives and back and forth
and this and that.
Ding dong. There he is.
Right there off the elevator. Now what you going to do?
So we talking and he says,
yeah, you know Crook's right behind you.
He snuffed you.
What do you mean Crook's right behind me?
The full
Delson. He's right around the corner.
I said, no, man. I'm going to just go ahead. He said, no, I mean, if you turn around,ok's right behind me? The full Delsa. He's right around the corner.
I said, no, man, I'm going to just go ahead.
He said, no, I mean, if you turn around, he's right there.
I turned around.
Guess who's right there?
Crook.
You guessed it.
Dang.
Yeah.
How'd that come about? Yeah, word.
how that kind of all yeah word i uh while i won't divulge the content of the conversation
uh we did have a nice long talk for about an hour where they shared their views and i shared my views
i did not facetime royce in this in in moment. I just wanted to utilize the time to get my shit off and listen to what they had to say.
And it was a good talk.
I think everyone understood each other in that conversation.
I mean, my stance is my stance about the project and the album and the rollout,
like what I was able to say to their face.
And they were able to respond.
And we had a talk, and that was that.
And who knows where it goes from there.
Let me ask, how did y'all leave?
Like, was it a dab?
Yeah, we dabbed.
Okay.
Yeah, we dabbed.
That's good.
Applaud that. We dabbed. Okay. Yeah, we dabbed. That's good. Applaud that. We dabbed.
Yeah, round of applause.
We dabbed and Joel thought it would be important for all of us to get on the phone at some point.
So whenever that point is, we'll all get on the phone.
I mean, as great of a talk as it was I left just an astonishment
at how
some of the greatest MC's
which is an art of expression
can just
really fail at being
expressive like that's
the main takeaway for me
like you got four people with
four different views
ideologies, sets of emotions,
perspectives, viewpoints.
And
that exists.
So, yeah,
they did what they had to do. I was hurt. Royce was hurt.
Saw them.
We talked. Figured I'd share it.
I'm not keeping the conversation a secret.
And that was that.
We'll see what happens from there.
But yeah, that's been the week.
Interesting.
To say the least.
Is that of all people?
God does that.
That was at the hotel?
Yeah.
So that's why the guy's desk is like, man, everyone's here.
I ain't really met everyone.
That's what he was talking about.
Yeah, I get it.
He met everyone.
Yeah. He came over, the guy from the hotel. He's like, oh, man, I can't have three everyone no that's what he was talking about yeah I get it he met everyone yeah
he came over
the guy from the hotel
he was like
oh man
I can't have three members
of slaughterhouse here
and not take a picture
yes you can
but yes you can
watch this
that's the hell you can
I'm not
I'm not
yeah
no I'm not
taking any pictures
but um
I love that spot
that hotel
and apparently they do too
wow oh man that's a very interesting week that stuff only happens to
me but it's good though because you know when all this first started happening what me and Ish kind
of said was you know y'all need to have a conversation just y'all and even though for
whatever reason it couldn't happen nah God gonna make y'all have a conversation it's funny I said
maybe the distance y'all not living in the same city is part of the problem.
And here you go.
And you end up in the same city.
In the same room.
You end up in the same room somehow.
Y'all know Jersey's my hood, yo.
You can't, you know what I mean?
I mean, you can't just move around out here.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Yo, I'm outside.
I'm outside.
You're right, Joe.
What?
You're outside. Say something. I just said you're right. I'm letting you get there. I'm letting you get outside you're right Joe what say something I just said you're right
I'm letting you get there
I'm letting you get your shit off right now
oh look at
hey
oh you know him too
no that's good though
I'm
personally
I'm happy to hear that
I was happy
I was happy to see him
I was
I was happy to not
fucking have to square up
it's two of them niggas yeah they done got you they done got you I was happy to hear that. I was happy to see him. I was happy to not fucking have to square up.
It's two of them niggas.
Yeah, they'd have got you.
They'd have got you.
I fought two niggas before.
I understand that.
I fought more than two niggas before.
It's only y'all that come in here like, oh, I never had a fight.
Somebody just knocked my glasses off by mistake.
Shut up, nigga.
Don't say that.
Tell me about when somebody just walked up to you and duffed you in the face. I just told you.
No, you tried to make it cute.
My glasses fell.
No, that was Ish that said that.
I was going to pick up my bar.
I couldn't say.
That was Ish.
I couldn't say for 10 seconds.
Nobody said anything goofy shit like that.
Nobody said none of that.
Get motherfuckers.
Nobody ever smacked the shit out of you?
Just like.
No.
No.
I've never had the shit smacked out of me.
Yeah, why you?
All right, it ain't me, nigga.
No.
It's just like the man. You can't even ask him that shit. No, nobody ever did that. I ain't never had the shit smacked out of me. Yeah, why you? All right, it ain't me, nigga. No. Yo, it's just like the man.
You can't even ask him that shit.
No, nobody ever did.
Yeah, I ain't never had this shit smacked out of me.
No, wait, I'm lying.
I'm lying.
See?
A dude never smacked the shit out of me.
We should do Smack Fest on tour.
We should bring it back.
Yeah, good.
Let's bring back Smack Fest for the tour.
You go first.
No, not us.
No, the fans.
No, I'm not doing that today.
Bring two fans up.
Just get them to start smacking the shit out of each other.
Now you got a show.
Now you're talking.
We'll give a cash prize.
And liability.
But I got signed up.
No, no, you got signed up.
You got signed up.
No, no, no.
You got signed up.
Smart now.
Listen, Jocelyn, the blueprint.
Jocelyn gave us the blueprint, all right?
I heard Jocelyn is wild.
Yeah, you might as well get to it. That's my girl, yo. What Jocelyn did us the blueprint alright I heard Jocelyn is wild yeah he might as well get to it
that's my girl yo
what Jocelyn did
she shook night
that's my girl
they said Jocelyn's going crazy
my nigga
so during the reunion
of Jocelyn
and I ain't even caught up
all the way
that's how great this show is
this show is so great
he got me hooked
like I'm
the best show in the world
man
sorry that we're not talking
hip hop
rap
culture industry record sales,
Billboard Grammys right now.
But this is culturally important, yo.
Jocelyn.
It kind of is.
It is.
That's the bad part.
The best show ever.
It's kind of important.
Jocelyn, I'm not caught up on the show,
but Instagram will show me what the fuck I'm missing out on.
And a few of the girls but if you
watch this show you just know that you knew that this was coming i'm still trying to find out who
she is um you just knew that this was coming and little nas x is back nigga did some push-ups go
ahead girl jocelyn if you watch the show you knew that she was going to end up fighting a few of the cast members somebody or one of the cast members yeah no her no way did I think that
she would fight all of the cast members and apparently that's what has happened so the other
day a few of the cast members popped up to give their share their truth about the reunion and it was like yeah uh one girl
said yeah i knocked you out jocelyn and as soon as i did that your boyfriend came kicked the shit
out of me y'all started fucking me up but this girl don't have the largest platform so that
bubbled a little bit and then gia popped up gia who i thought was gone in episode four popped up
like yeah jocelyn did such and such and such and such
and it was a big thing.
So now the rumors is getting out there.
And then I saw Jocelyn start tweeting,
I fucked them bitches up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Was it Amber, I think her name was? Yeah, Amber.
That was the first one. The hospital. That's the first one.
That was the one where she was like, yo,
look, I got bruised here. She kicked me here.
She started detailing real injuries. They beat my ass. yeah so jocelyn pops up yeah no bitches get
stitches so jocelyn popped up like i got it yeah i beat all the ass yeah i did that she said i broke
her ribs i kick her down the stairs i punch this bitch in the face. I knocked this bitch out.
All of you run up.
All of you get beat up.
Wait, so then.
Oh, yeah, it gets better.
So then, Zeus must have jumped in and said, no, this is a real thing.
You can't just, you can't do, we have to respond to this as a business.
So then Zeus put out a press release.
And the press release, pull it up so I can read it.
Some of the best shit in the world.
This is right under if Jussie would have stayed in jail.
Wait, before you get to the press release.
Get your shit off.
Please, because you got to, the important part of what Jocelyn said was,
aha, yeah, I beat your ass.
You can't sue me on reality TV. You signed off on that y'all ass. Yo, you can't sue me on reality TV.
You signed off on that.
Y'all signed papers.
Y'all can't sue me.
I fucked you bitches up.
And good luck.
Have fun.
I'm making money off of y'all till you die.
And I'll do it again.
I'll fuck you bitches up again.
She'll night.
She's like, yo, I did it
and I will continue to fuck y'all up.
So Zeus popped up.
They said,
the Zeus Network would like to thank
all of our viewers
for their continued support.
That's a good start.
While our programming remains authentic, loud, provocative, raw, unscripted, and uncensored,
under no circumstances do we condone bullying, unprovoked violence, and men attacking women.
Now, I want to rewind to when Gia was doing that wrestling move thingamajiggy she was doing
and all the girls on the show started jumping her and beating her ass,
and if that wasn't enough, they went and dumped her clothes in the water fountain.
That didn't support women empowerment.
I keep saying you bitches hate each other, but I can't say it.
And they get quiet.
You know what else is funny in Zeus' statement?
Everything.
Wait, but we don't condone bullying, unprovoked violence, and men attacking women.
Yeah, because the word is.
Women attacking women is a fuck.
You can beat your ass.
That's what we paid you for.
That's a fair one.
Currently, we are conducting a thorough review of the events that took place during Jocelyn's
cabaret reunion taping.
The safety of our talent through guests and fans is our top priority.
We encourage. No, it's not.
At all. That's a top priority. It's a lion. It's one of the bottom
priorities. It's like one of the lowest
priorities. Because that's one of the best parts
of the show. While these chicks fight the whole
show, security is standing
there. Doing nothing.
Chilling. Just making sure you don't get
killed. It's almost as if they were instructed
to just let it rock
for a little bit
now I don't think that that would
ever happen on reality TV
no not on Zeus
not on
we encourage anyone who encounters violence
of any kind to seek help from their local authorities
or visit stopbullying.gov
for free and confidential resources on how to seek
help.
And you know what happened after that?
People started calling for Zeus
to cancel Jocelyn's show.
Can I have those people's phone numbers
so I can call them and say
no? You don't have to say no.
Zeus is going to tell y'all.
It's not happening. We cancel
the cancelers. You can't cancel Jocelyn. Are you fucking kidding me? Zeus is going to tell y'all. It's not happening. We cancel the cancelers.
You can't cancel Jocelyn.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Zeus is not canceling Jocelyn.
That's the best $50 I ever spent.
I don't care what y'all do.
I'm waiting for the next season.
So are they.
Shut up.
Mind y'all business.
That's funny, yo.
Jocelyn.
Outside of the fact that there is no cabaret
that's crazy
no it's genius
that is
it's genius
now she gonna
fuck around
get a bag
and really go
get a club
no she's touring
with who
she fought
the whole staff
they still need
they still need
they $300
yeah with five of them
that's gonna get on the road
five of them
gonna come out and get on the road. Five of them are going to come out
and get on the road.
And it is for shorts, too.
It is.
Shout out to everybody
on that show.
Round of applause, man.
Round of applause.
Shout out to Jocelyn.
All right, let's stay
in the women's business some more.
All right.
Come on.
The unfollow party.
Who done it and why?
Who unfollowed who?
Who?
Give me the suspense music, man.
You didn't hear? I didn't. didn't you didn't hear i didn't
yeah you didn't hear this on parks no
yeah this is just so funny right because as men we sit here all the time and say yo the unfollow
is really that important but i think we'm about to get into hot topics.
Who wants some hot topics?
Rihanna and Drake apparently unfollowed Meg Thee Stallion.
No.
Can you believe it?
I can't.
I won't.
Wow.
They did.
I'm shocked.
And now the internet is up in arms because the internet needs to know why.
Of course they do.
So we're guessing now.
And the rumors are just flying.
I won't say any of them.
But yeah, they unfollowed Meg Thee Stallion.
And that is big hip hop news somehow.
Look at Ish's face. I's just it's just too mature
for now who know like how would somebody know them somebody gets paid to know that it's people's job
that's their job there and watch drake's ig yeah watch all the all their igs type in all these
names and soon as you see something missing that you knew they were following ish i found to be the first to know i found a twitter page the other day all they do is show you when any nba or nfl athlete follows a baddie
that's the only thing they do and while i first when i first bumped into the page i said
yo why the fuck are you stop stopped myself I said oh you are
a fucking
genius so I stay on this page
I start clicking these girls
that the athletes are following
and all of my beliefs
were confirmed
we just not
fucking the same chicks anymore
I was so
relieved
I was thrilled relieved. I
was thrilled at some
of these 80-pound baddies that these
guys were following.
I was jumping for joy.
I almost hit follow.
I thought I was going to have to do some checking in on
I mean, they giving you who
everybody, Troy Palomaro followed.
Troy Palomaro.
They giving you any athlete that follows a baddie, they giving it toomaro followed. Troy Palomaro. They ain't giving you anything. Troy Palomaro.
Any athlete that follows a baddie, they ain't giving it to you.
Wow.
Look at where we are in 2022.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
And helpful.
So to answer that, yes, there are dedicated,
there are people and pages dedicated to doing that.
There are companies dedicated to finding the sample that you didn't clear.
There are companies dedicated to, it's just all types of shit out there, man.
Even with the unfollowing thing.
So whoever was the first to discover that Meg was being unfollowed, they now get to post that.
That's what they're rushing for.
So you want to be, it's like how, I know this sounds terrible, but when someone passes, everybody want to be the first to get the news out there. That's kind of're rushing for. So you want to be, it's like how, I know this sounds terrible,
when someone passes, everybody want to be the first to get the news out there.
Rushes to tell the story, yeah.
That's kind of what it is.
It's like, I got to go dig, but I need to be the first one to know this.
Yeah, it's true.
So that I can run out there with it.
I wonder how much that gig pays.
To be the first to know.
Oh, that one, the unfollow?
Yeah, the unfollow gig.
Look at you trying to add a revenue stream.
That's how the rich stay rich.
I got a little free time.
Who you gonna snitch on?
What Preem and them
niggas doing, yo?
What showbiz do you?
Shout out to show, man.
Shout out to Preem.
This Jocelyn shit is great.
I know the audience
maybe don't care
as much as I do.
No, this is great.
But this is great.
I just love the way
she doubled down on it.
And then Tommy
from Love & Hip Hop jumped in this beef.
I love when the women jump in the beef.
She jumped in to say, yo, this bitch bragging about beating bitches up.
But when I tried to beat her up, she called the police.
And then the fans were like, yeah, but she was pregnant when you tried to beat her up.
Yo, women business is so much more fun than men business.
Yo, tell me what's our business?
Haircuts.
Drill music.
Haircuts and drill music.
Nah, I'm out of that.
I'm cool.
No, no, no, no, no.
Men's business be who fucking who.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, that's men's business.
When?
Fam, I don't mean.
When can men ever discuss that or talk about it or?
You see a nigga, you see, you mean public men business.
Yeah. Oh, no. What can men. I, you mean public men business. Yeah. Oh no.
What can men, what's our business publicly? Nothing, right?
Money. Sports.
Sports.
Wow.
Watches.
Cars.
Fake ones, real ones. Sports.
This is why I'm in the women's business.
This shit sounds terrible.
This shit sounds like a mess.
All right, no, here's the good one.
This is why women's business is fun.
Jocelyn and her husband put out a statement,
I'm sure under Zeus's strict orders.
Instruction.
And they say, and I quote,
I had a lot of fun with the fans
laughing at y'all reading skills last episode too. Did anybody see any of that? I did a little bit. Talk the fans laughing at y'all reading skills last episode too.
Did anybody see any of that?
I did a little bit.
Talk a little bit.
Y'all.
Why y'all can't read?
Who y'all?
Parks and Ice.
Trying to read a little ass text
inside of a chest.
It looks like I just gotta call it out, man.
They be calling all of my shit out.
Why you niggas read?
I wasn't trying to.
Why you read like that?
I count well.
I ain't got to read.
Talk that shit to him,
Ice.
We'll make sure
there's plenty of numbers
in your contract.
I want plenty of numbers.
That's right.
Yeah,
that's what I want.
Write the words up.
Look,
one year,
pardon,
he want plenty of numbers.
Jesus,
man. Jesus, this pod shit is a cancer. Just write the words up. Look, one year of potting, he won plenty of them. Jesus, man.
Jesus, this pot shit is a cancer.
Just write the words up.
Alex, the cord fucking up again?
Yeah.
Yeah, he got a cord.
All right, and Jocelyn and her husband say.
Yo, I love when niggas are deeply saddened.
Yo, because they don't be.
Deeply. Deeply saddened. Deeply sad they don't be. Deeply.
Deeply saddened. Deeply saddened
is like all due respect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like that.
Yeah,
when they can start out
with all due respect,
you're not getting respect.
No disrespect.
We are deeply saddened
by the accusations
made against our family
at the Jocelyn's
cabaret reunion.
We would like to thank
our fans
for their continued support. Jocelyn is a whole mom
what the fuck is that yo jocelyn is a mother of a five-year-old girl and would never take
any action to jeopardize her family undeniable let me shut up let me mind my business she said
i beat your bitch's asses yeah but no she didn't say that
we don't know who's controlling her twitter kanye did it jocelyn could do it plausible
yeah jocelyn's cabaret was created on the foundation of female empowerment
not at all not the exact opposite one of our program's core values is supporting women
not breaking them down that's
also not true the whole show is about breaking down while we support zeus network and its message
in condemning bullying unprovoked violence and men attacking women we strongly disagree with
the correlation between these themes and the events that took place last night there's footage
of the events and we are confident that our position is made obvious.
In a time when, oh yeah, this is good.
They pouring it on now.
They pouring.
You know how when you good,
but the Jamaican, she put some more gravy on the oxtails,
like she'd give you a few more?
That's what this is.
In a time when social media narratives
easily get misconstrued,
we believe our family's response is being silenced by the
facilitated deletion of
both Jocelyn's Instagram and
Facebook accounts.
They deleted her shit?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Ooh.
My socials are gone.
So I'm being silenced. I can't get my shit off.
Alright, I'm done with this cause it's too
it's too catty
it's too catty
so we'll move on
to something
of a little more substance
Drea
see why women's business
is more fun
yo
if the artist
put out some music
I won't have to
discuss these things
but I ain't mad
at discussing
this is great you can tell when people I won't have to discuss these things. But I ain't mad at discussing it.
This is great.
You can tell when people didn't consult with their publicist.
This was on their own?
Yeah, yeah.
This was just their own thinking.
Drea says, and I quote, hey, which is wrong already somehow. I got a question for my little scamming scammers.
Drea, I'm tempted to call Drea.
I don't want to add heat.
LOL.
Oh, she put a LOL after that.
Yeah, yeah, you know, LOL make it all good.
Nah, nah, nah.
Make it all good.
In LOL.
Nah, that's no LOL.
Yeah.
If you get an SBA loan and it's under a business name, what are the steps to paying it back?
I love when people ask these questions on Twitter.
Wait, it gets better.
And if it's under the business name
and your business happens to go into default,
does that debt then go to your personal credit?
Now, she continues.
She says, also, I kind of need to know this information in case it comes up in my entrepreneurial workshop.
Oh.
No, she's right because it might come up.
It could, yeah.
Someone could ask.
Might ask her, yeah.
She says, like taking out loans to start a business.
could ask her yeah she says like taking out loans to start a business i haven't taken out any loans to start any of my businesses but i want to know how it all works in order to answer any questions
i'm asked about because many will need to take out a loan to start a business like that's natural
many will need to do that i just don't want to give out any false facts and that's just an area that
I don't have any expert any
experience in she
says I even thought of maybe having a
loan expert as part of my workshop
speak up on it but IDK
you should do that
okay to clear it up
obviously you guys
obviously I know
loan equals
pay it back I guess I was just
asking what happens if you don't
y'all have a great day
I was just
collecting data from real people
it is always very helpful
thank you she might be Miss Meek is just collecting data from real people. It is always very helpful. Thank you.
She might be Miss Meek.
Like she's Girl Meek.
I love when people just come to
collect data from strangers.
For their entrepreneur class
that they're teaching. So she can
regurgitate the answers from the strangers
to people that may ask.
This is funny to me because she's fine
though you know let's just take yeah just breathe some positivity into this yeah she's fine yo
makes the class worth it that's my yeah yeah i signed up for the class yeah i signed up for
the class too i mean i wouldn't take i'd have my headphones on and maybe be listening to my
favorite album but i would be there. Be present every day?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Early.
Early.
No, early.
Bring an Apple.
It sounds like she's just trying to figure out
what happens if you take the SBA loan
and the money's not necessarily there to pay back.
Yeah.
For research purposes only.
That's it.
Yeah.
And naturally, you'd go to the scammers
to find out this information on Twitter.
Dre, all you got to do is DM the Pretty Ricky nigga.
DM the Pretty Ricky.
He'll tell you exactly how it goes.
Then you got like 21 months.
Something like that.
Something light.
You do that.
You do that on your head.
Well, you want me to answer her or no?
Go ahead.
Yeah, answer her.
Of course you got to.
It's going to go on your personal credit.
You personally guarantee the loan.
But what if she can't pay back?
Then your personal credit going to take the hit.
You are personally guaranteeing the loan.
They're loaning it to a business, but you as a co-signer of sorts are PG in the loan.
Personal guarantee. Are you vying for a
spot on the entrepreneurial class with Dre?
I mean, I would definitely work around my
schedule. You need a couple
days off. No.
Me and Dre got some
entrepreneurial stuff to embark upon.
Don't embark on anything.
And no. Regular barking.
There's no P PT on potting
I wish you would not be
show up over here
trying to
yeah no
come on
you see me out there like
yeah
yeah
that's funny
Dre I'm sorry
you going to jail baby
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
you might
what
jail drop
I thought about it
but I didn't want to insinuate that
because it wasn't funny oh yeah no because you probably is I'm so sorry. You might. What? I thought about it, but I didn't want to insinuate that because it wasn't funny.
Oh, yeah.
No, because you probably is.
I'm sorry.
Guess we going down.
Guess who going to jail.
Guess who going to jail tonight.
Yo.
Sorry.
This guy is the greatest, man.
I said that before I knew I was.
So, yeah. Yeah, that was so yeah that's it on messy
tea
it was just funny to me when I saw it
the exact same question you could have just typed
in google
or asked a professional
if you wanted to ask online anywhere
I don't think of the list of places
to ask online
twitter might be dead last.
Whoever filled out your SBA application might have been the guy.
Yeah, that's a good person to ask, yeah.
Not if he's in jail already.
They got him already.
What do you think prompted this whole mess?
Oh, shit, he locked up?
Dre must have got that mass email that went out saying, yeah.
About that target score?
It's tax time. Ah, the score? It's tax time.
Ah, that one.
It's tax time, too, now.
Yeah.
Everybody quiet.
Yep.
Guess we going down.
Guess we're going to jail.
Guess we're going to jail tonight.
Hey, everybody quiet.
I wonder why.
We are liars.
Oh, man, man, man.
Young boys back there, y'all did y'all taxes?
No.
We are liars. Guess we going down.
Guess who going to jail.
Guess who going to jail tonight.
Liar, liar, liar.
Park started texting.
Everybody all right?
Everybody cool?
H.O.A. started playing with his little chinny-chin-chin hairs.
We good?
We Gucci?
Yeah, we good, man.
I be getting nervous around tax time.
That's when I knew I shouldn't have went and got my mailbox key.
Yo, checking the mail just gives you anxiety, yo.
It does.
It definitely does.
Now all them niggas want to fucking, all the shit I sent out is returning back to me and shit.
I ain't opening that shit.
Go find where they live now.
Black people shit.
What the fuck?
They ain't throwing Senate back to me.
No, I'm still looking for them.
Senate.
Go ahead.
Locate them, government.
They sent it to my house.
What I'm going to do?
Oh, man.
Anyway.
Texas kicking niggas ass out there. house what I'm gonna do anyway strip clubs been emptier malls a little lighter ain't seen a crab leg oh man yeah yeah the oxtail oxtail lady she got him she ain't run out no she's good yeah no
she ain't run out oh man it's horrible all Yeah, no, she ain't run out. Oh, man. Horrible.
All right, what else is important?
Well, being that times are hard, at least now they're letting you buy now, pay later for your gas.
I'm sorry?
Excuse me?
What?
You can buy now, pay later for your gas.
They got layaway for gas?
Yeah.
Klarna.
They let you fill up now, and you can pay it off Over the course of a couple months
Yo the congress
Congress need they ass what
I'm getting me a Tesla
Have you got the country so fucked up
That nigga put gas on layaway
That is some bullshit
For real
And they all got raises
Word
They just all got raises
That's where we are man
They need to be able to buy the gas
Yeah you need gas.
Fam.
Buy now and pay later.
For gas.
Yeah, you pay it off over the course of a couple months.
I think it's like six months or something.
You fill it up and you pay a little over time.
For the gas that I use?
Yeah.
All right.
Catch me later.
Where do I use? Yeah. All right. Catch me later.
Where do I sign?
Wait, oh.
It's six weeks.
You've heard of over six weeks,
not six weeks.
On a bet.
You need my middle initial?
The suffix is?
See you in June.
What do you need from me?
I'm a junior.
You need that there?
You need me to fucking pop up.
Yeah.
That's crazy. Anybody's name button.
You're putting gas on your credit report, bro.
Oh, man.
Wow, yo.
Yo, I need a way to learn which one of y'all out there have rented gas.
I want to know, yo.
That's bad. That you want to know yo that's bad
that you want to know
yes
why
I gotta know
if you rented your gas dog
now honestly
cause some of them niggas
might have road rage
like uh uh papa
uh uh
uh uh
you can't get angry
you ain't supposed to be on the road
fuck are you mad at
the light is long
the light
the light is long today
be happy you drive
what the fuck is wrong
with you yo
rented gas
that's crazy son
oh man
so what if you don't
like what happened
then they come
siphon it back
if you don't pay it
like how you
I felt like less of a man
when I furnished
my living room
from renter center now they renting gas that's crazy dog I felt like less of a man when I furnished my living room from Rent-A-Center.
Now they renting gas.
That's crazy, dog.
I went Rent-A-Center with my dick out.
Give me the 50-inch projection
flat screen.
What, $7 a month?
How much you said a month?
Nothing.
For how long?
59 months?
What's that mean? You ain't know nothing about it long 59 months what's that mean you ain't know
nothing about
59
79 months
take that
I got $7
for 79 months
23
paying off
that TV
yo that changes
the Netflix
yo you gotta
put your gas
on layaway
my nigga
that is nuts
rentersender
went out of business too ain't no more renters-a-Center went out of business, too.
Ain't no more Rent-a-Center.
Hell no, they ain't out of business.
Them niggas,
they still out there.
In the hood like the laws.
That's where you know
you make too much money.
Yeah.
You don't know
there's no Rent-a-Center no more.
Rent-a-Center out there.
I ain't seen a commercial.
They don't have to have time.
They don't need them.
Nigga, the commercial
is Lord and Marcus.
You ain't seen a Lamborghini commercial either.
Word.
Niggas who know, know.
Nigga, MLK Boulevard.
Any of them.
That's the commercial.
They right there.
They out there.
Chinese Joint Liquor Store
Rent-A-Center.
That's a chain.
Yo,
that's fucked up.
Yo,
what is Rent-A-Center
bringing back quarterly,
yo?
People now,
they're renting this shit still.
Nigga.
We renting gas now.
Yo,
niggas are renting gas.
You know what happens?
Tax time come.
You think they got TV money?
Exactly. You can rent everything in there now. Yeah, they got furniture. you know what happens tax time come they get a refund they won't go get exactly
you can rent everything
in there now
yeah
they got furniture
beds
all that shit
the sheets
where y'all sleeping
pillows
y'all sleeping
hello
they better not
they better not
I'm writing pillows
some 80 grand
count sheets
pillows
yeah
it's like sandpaper
on them
yo that's crazy
now getting the
refurb pillow back
that's crazy
it got the little
brown stains
on it
little balls
little
oh man
yo
that other drools
in it
that's some shit
yo
yeah people fucked up
out there
yo chicks are so nasty.
They just lay down.
Any nigga bit.
Shit could just ooze out of them.
That stains on your fucking shit.
What you did?
She's like, I don't know.
Both of them bitches,
you that bitch.
How am I supposed to know
what's oozing out of you?
Anyway.
What?
You nasty.
Wait, what is this you gonna smile
yo and I'm not
hello
he be like
yo
yo what are you doing
you like
you definitely smiling
he do expect it
yo
I know you
I changed the sheets
you be like
I changed the sheets
that's all
got a little texture
go ahead yo
dealing with women
I let you know
or let you know.
Well, it let me know I needed to get more bed sheets.
The one set,
was it going to cut it?
I was just trying to be
a menace out here,
but I wasn't thinking about
appearance and the bed sheets.
You need some bed sheets
if you're going to do some fucking.
That's true.
Or if you're just a grown up.
Something light.
Nah, I can survive. Wash your up something like nah I can survive
wash your dryer right downstairs
I can survive
I'm not like
I'm not like dumb
I'm not like dumb
you give me two pairs of sheets
three pairs of sheets
I'll make this work
it ain't until you're doing
some fucking
or some other extra
extracurricular activities
where it's like
alright dog
enough is enough
Dame Dash
Dame Dash
Jay-Z,
Rockefeller,
I don't care, yo.
I'm not talking about this.
Yeah, I hope they,
I'm not talking about this.
I hope they get it together.
Dame said,
court is corny.
I agree.
I don't know what's going on
behind the scenes.
Dame said,
we hustled together.
We should be able to talk
and figure this out.
I agree.
Dame is,
that sounds so simple
and logical,
but it never goes that way.
It don't.
You should be able to just talk things out with somebody that you hustled with, but.
Don't go that way.
That's not how it goes.
Not at all.
Jay-Z and Dame Dashun talk to settle feud over reasonable doubt.
When they settle it, let me know.
I have no intel.
What else we got?
Amazon spends $8.5 billion to land MGM.
And what's next for the studio behind James Bond?
Glad you said that.
Hopefully, Idris, nigga.
Just saying.
You want Idris as James Bond?
I want somebody with some melanin as James Bond.
It's motherfucking black people in England.
They gonna put that nigga right across from Alex Baldwin.
Scene one.
In action.
Yo.
Immediately.
Opening credits.
Yo, you a fucked up person.
Damn, not Idris.
Idris versus Alex Baldwin.
Who will win?
Boom.
Oh, damn.
Idris is dead.
Damn, man.
Oh, shit.
I don't want a black James Bond.
Why was Jason Williams showing off his shotgun at the kickback?
Because, come on.
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
Yes. He showed it off allegedly amongst other things yes you saying yes you agree we all know nigga shit niggas and guns niggas do that that's what
i'm saying yes we're not gonna act like yo doll no that's that's different niggas that's y'all
niggas that's not y'all okay if it's beautiful women around i'm not going to act like, yo, dog, let me do shit. No, that's different niggas. That's y'all niggas, yo. That's not y'all.
If it's beautiful women around, I'm not rushing to
the gun cabinet to say, hey,
some niggas this.
Some niggas rush faster if it's beautiful women around.
I know. Just keep me away from them.
Keep me away from them.
I want nothing to do with those
gentlemen. At all. The kickback is the kickback.
Mm-hmm. Which is
different from the kickback that with
the guns yeah yeah different kickbacks yeah i hear you've been a mad kickback when somebody
just pulled a gun out of the pool party you'd have been afraid like hey what are you doing
scaring the chicks yeah this ain't that that's what i mean but i'm talking about when you with
another group of individuals that are not at the pool party, a different type, that happens.
Niggas will show the gut off.
Yeah.
Not bad.
2020 is on Robert Durst's ass tonight.
I should watch it again.
Anytime Robert Durst come on, I'm watching it.
Who the fuck is that?
We should watch it together.
What'd he do?
Like, who is he?
Robert Durst?
Yeah.
Killed, uh...
Him right there?
Yeah.
Killed his wife, right?
And someone else.
Killed a few wives.
Right.
Okay.
Damn.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Anyway, moving on.
Moving on, moving on.
Come on, what else is important?
Meg got unfollowed. Well, we didn't Moving on. Moving on. Come on. What else is important? May got unfollowed.
Well, we didn't even.
Dre is fine.
We started on the Amazon.
Dre is going to jail.
The Amazon MGM deal.
Oh, yeah.
Amazon MGM.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Because they mentioned James Bond.
And it's like, damn, more fucking white revisionist history.
Why was he ill?
He had an Aston Martin.
Yeah.
He always had a bad one.
He had them hoes.
He had the hoes, too.
He did.
Yeah.
He had two per movie.
Easy.
You get two nice ones in an hour and a half.
You the man.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay.
Martinis, I think, was part of it, too.
He was in the martinis.
Shaken, not stirred.
That's right.
That's right, yeah.
Just put that on my list of things I don't understand.
You ain't get to that level yet. Like the army. That's right, yeah. Just put that on my list of things I don't understand. You ain't get to that level yet, yo.
Like the army.
You gotta level up.
No, he's a white dude getting hoes, driving nice cars, and killing people.
Doing spy shit.
Legally.
All the fun shit niggas was doing in high school.
Killing people legally.
These niggas wanted to join the ROTC.
Like, why are y'all wearing this?
Get dressed.
What are you doing, yo? it's fucking girls here it's drugs
fucking anyway for now the expectation i see why we don't get ads but now the expectation
is that the bulk of mgm's roughly 800 staffers will move to amazon where the company will operate
at least initially as an independent label That includes the studio's motion picture group, Chairman Michael DeLuca,
and motion picture group president, Pamela Abdi,
who have been credited with landing a group of buzzy projects.
Amazon has not revealed the reporting structure,
but the senior team of MGM will be a part of the organization that's led by Mike Hopkins,
head of Prime Video and Amazon Studios.
Sounds like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever you guys want to do, but just bring the films.
Yeah, bring that over here.
We just want your big titles and your IPs.
You want to do what?
I don't care.
I don't care.
Do it.
Keep your staff, keep everything.
We want James Bond here.
Yeah.
I'm still stuck.
You want a black Bond?
Like, for real?
Yeah, I don't see why
It's just off the table
Like black motherfuckers
Is killing they self
I'm sure
In the secret service
In England
Black motherfuckers
Got an accent
Black motherfuckers
Can wear a nice suit
I agree
Black motherfuckers
Can drive a Aston
Why we need to
Why we gotta be bond
Yeah that's my point
Why do we have to be bond though
It's not we don't have to It's why not Idris had a show Where he was Bond No he was trying to be. Why we gotta be Bond? Yeah, that's my point. Why do we have to be Bond though? It's not we don't have to, it's why not.
Idris had a show where he was
Bond. No, he was trying to be Bond.
He was a spy guy.
It wasn't Bond.
It wasn't Bond by name, but
he was a spy detective.
I'm just saying, we ain't gotta be that.
We can do our own shit. He don't have to be James
Bond. I'm not disagreeing. That's why
every time I always hear, yo, Idris should be the next James Bond,
I just disagree with that.
Like,
they got that.
Keep that.
We make our own shit.
Make our own
fucking person.
We got Poodie Tang.
We don't need this shit.
Word is word.
Why you think we need Bond?
You seen Poodie Tang belt?
Bond ain't had no belt
like that.
Yes,
he did.
He had better belts,
but anyway.
And they were smacking
bullets with the belt,
fam.
Yeah,
like your man, Batman. Yeah, like Batman.
I've never seen.
Like your man, Batman.
James Bond is Batman, my nigga.
So is Poojie.
I'm anxious to see where this goes.
What else do they get the rights to outside of Bond?
Their whole entire catalog.
Which is, I don't have that off the top of my memory.
They were just saying Bond is a nice piece of their catalog.
Like all of James Bond's was a nice piece.
I think they said it adds up to over 20,000 hours
of content. 25,000 hours
of content. That's all this is about.
The content. Game in the back. Catalog.
That's it.
So
shout out to Amazon. Congratulations.
Great deal. They got the 8.5
billion round. Like it's nothing. This is above my
pay grade. I don't know
what they got going on over there.
Rocky,
Silence of the Lambs,
shit like,
yeah.
Yeah,
like Rocky,
all of Rocky.
Robocop.
I'll pass.
Legally Bond.
Yeah,
yeah,
they got some shit over there.
So we,
that's where we at,
nigga.
This is the game now.
Snatch up the studios.
If you,
everybody tried to do, everybody tried to do original content.
Oh, that's not working like we thought?
Okay, next bet is we're going to buy up the studio that already has a shitload of back catalog.
Why y'all tell me I was going to be mad at Snowfall when I saw it?
That was some bullshit.
I saw a lot of people say that.
I didn't hate it.
What was wrong?
I didn't hate it.
Fucking episode.
Why? I didn't get it. Me either I didn't hate it that whole fucking episode why
I didn't get it
me either
what was the problem
y'all like that episode
yeah
yeah
I liked the snowfall
that shit was trash to me
why
to you
to me
I saw a lot of people
have that opinion though
I'm just curious
it just
it just seemed like
a filler episode one
and then all that bullshit
at the end
the dude
spoiler alert
the dude
the taxidermist dude
stuffing him in a cage
with a
what are we doing?
Well, I mean,
it's part one.
We're going to find out.
No, they could have got rid of
the motherfucking
lion tigers and bears.
Oh my.
But they're riding around
getting them niggas.
Nigga put two niggas
in a cage with a tiger.
You're talking about
it's a filler episode.
Oh shit.
All right.
Yeah.
Hey.
Niggas got shot up
at every meeting spot.
But it's a filler episode?
I don't understand that. Right. I don't get it. Somebody got the drop on them got shot up at every meeting spot. But it's a filler episode? I don't understand that.
Right.
I don't get it.
Somebody got to drop on them
some way, shape, or form.
Right.
I get that.
It might be Peaches.
It might be the girls.
But that's dope.
Nigga, that's what happens
back then in the game.
Mm-hmm.
Niggas in LA
was dropping like flies.
I agree with that.
So why is it a bad episode?
I guess this bullshit at the end made it bad. I agree with that. So why is it a bad episode? I guess this bullshit
at the end made it bad.
I don't see that angle.
But you just had...
What I didn't understand
with these niggas...
You're not an animal lover.
Look, what I don't understand
with these niggas is
y'all running around
with $3 million in bags.
Uh-huh.
Pay somebody to drive you
to your neighborhood.
Jump in a cab, nigga.
Something.
They was walking around with $ million dollars in a bag well that's because the car got why were they walking the car
got fucked up so cool i'm with you ain't no buses stay in the hood ain't no cabs stay in the hood
ain't nobody that you could be like listen man i just got robbed look here go a thousand dollars
could you drive me to my neighborhood?
I'm going to walk through a neighborhood
I know could end my life
for blocks and blocks and blocks?
He was just panicked.
He wasn't thinking.
Listen,
Brian Coogler
handed somebody a note
asking for some help
and he got arrested.
Now you want Franklin
to go out there.
Franklin got a bag
full of money.
The only thing, this is the part I didn't like about this show,
and then I'll move on because I don't really like doing the spoiler alert that soon.
It's only been two days.
I just saw it this morning.
Same.
I ain't like Franklin getting ran off by that little 13-year-old Puerto Rican kid.
That's it.
He didn't.
It was a gang of them.
He didn't.
He got ran off
by the niggas
that came from the back
of the Puerto Rican kid
with cousins
yeah
yeah but they should've
smacked the shit out
that little Puerto Rican kid
nigga they was gripped up
so
and you wasn't
no the Puerto Rican kid
had bats at first
yeah but when he looked
and my man
lifted his shirt
you gotta choose
when it's your time to go
well it ain't right now
nigga
that's why I'm leaving
alright then scurry off
and that's what we did
you see his man say, yo, run.
Yeah.
Run.
They heard about that nigga fool Nelson?
They got the fuck about him.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
What else we got?
Did y'all watch Bel Air?
I did.
Enough, yo.
I didn't see the new one.
Enough.
What?
We talking about TV shows.
I didn't see the new one.
You saw it?
I saw it
Did you see it?
If I did
I ain't talking about it no more
Alright fuck it
We ain't gotta talk about it then
We ain't talking about Snowfall
Fuck that
Well in the content world
How do you feel about Netflix
Trying to crack down
On sharing passwords?
Who cares?
I'm not using
I'm using somebody else's anyway
That's right, Netflix.
Get your money from these scamming scammers.
They raising the prices.
All of them.
Whoever's paying the Netflix,
I feel bad for you.
They're going to have to come with some more heat.
Yo, the shit said customers are outraged.
Yeah, everyone shares their passwords.
They're cracking down on y'all stealing.
The nerve of them.
It's not stealing. It's sharing.
How are they cracking down on this?
They're testing where they're giving you the option.
They'll say, yo, Joe, for an extra $2 to $3, now you can share it.
But I was sharing it already.
Exactly.
So how are they going to stop that?
They're just figuring people are just going to pay the $2, $3.
Ah.
Share boring, boring. Are you kidding me? Well, think about it. There are people that probably will do it. They just figure people are just going to pay the $2, $3. Ah. She a boring boy.
Are you kidding me?
Well, think about it.
There are people that probably will do it.
Good for them.
You won't realize it.
Good for them.
Every time they announce it, a little price hike.
You just click them.
You don't know.
Yeah, you just click them.
Good, wholesome Christians should not be stealing service.
You believe in Christianity?
Do I believe in Christianity as if it's a real thing look you'd be ready you'd
be ready to engage i don't give a fuck why are you even listening to me what's that don't you
have a question no i don't i know god damn it but yeah like because once they get you
half the time you don't realize that you still pay any subscriptions you just want to watch
your show and click go even if you don't watch it the time you don't realize that you still pay any subscriptions. You just want to watch your show and click go.
Even if you don't watch it no more, you don't realize.
People don't know to actually look and browse through their phone and look at the subscriptions.
That's true.
Oh, shit.
I'm still paying for this, this, this, this, and this.
And that shit add up over the course of a month.
I'm still paying crosshair off of when I was cheating in school.
I wouldn't.
I didn't know that you could do that.
I just learned that recently where you go into settings
and you see all these subscriptions there
that you pay for
and you can just swipe them out
and get them out of there.
Yeah, all you iPhone users.
Open settings,
tap your name at the top,
then hit subscriptions.
Show you a list of everything you're paying
every month for.
I'm pretty sure it's going to be some shit in there
you don't even realize you're getting charged for.
And so as you see it,
you're going to be like,
get the fuck. Snap your fingers and go ahead and unfollow felicio farrah yeah what
what let me ask you some of them girls that catch you slipping now i'm just saying on only fans it
lists every individual person yeah yeah you're following people that you're following yeah
and you just gotta pay them a monthly bump.
They automatically
gonna take it.
They gonna do it.
I ain't gonna do it.
No, I'm just saying
it's like an act though.
No, you gotta pay them.
Yeah.
You gotta pay the creators.
That's crazy.
Creators gotta get paid-ish.
I'm not mad, bro.
Well, you know.
What's this?
Netflix.
Psych.
Sorry.
Never that.
We don't care
never that
never an extra
three dollars to you
yeah
they're
nope
they gotta have
some more dumb shit
don't be
nothing fire on there
they gotta buy
they gotta buy a studio
yeah
that's what it's gonna lead to
Netflix had the lead
all these individuals
popped up
and people are
you see what Amazon
just did
people are either
coming with back catalogs or buying somebody's back catalog at this point.
That original content going to get you so far.
Aren't they up to like $18 though?
I don't know what they cost because I don't pay for this shit.
I am not paying for Netflix.
A little too rich for my blood.
This nigga's a thief.
It's not someone sharing it.
How is it?
I'm not stealing anything
I don't know
what else we got bro
sports
worst take
let's do it man
I don't wanna talk about this
nice man
leave me
yo y'all go
Mitch versus Deshawn
I think the football guys
have a thing against me there
they might
I'm not quite sure what I did, but I would love to fix it.
You're the most winningest franchise in NFL history, or second, or third, or something.
I'm going to say, no, we're not.
Third, right?
We're not the first.
Anyway, the Texans trade Deshaun Watson to the Browns.
Andy gets the biggest contract guaranteed money wise ever
right
really
230 million
every dollar guaranteed
all guaranteed
in five years
he had a good contract
going into this
he was supposed to get
I think 40 this year
hey dog
you said 230
yeah
fully guaranteed
fully
yep
every buck
oh he pulled his dick out for real.
Bro, he did that.
And that's how it is.
I know.
I know.
I hear you saying it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Them pumps in the air was worth it.
Fam, fully guaranteed.
Them pumps in the air.
Six year, 230.
What are you doing, yo?
It wasn't me.
You need to go to jail.
He was pumping.
He was pumping
like you was in there
with him.
Oh,
what?
That's nuts.
That's,
congrats to him,
yo.
Yo,
it's static in the AFC now.
The whole AFC.
In the NFC,
man.
Carson Wentz
on the Commanders.
Carson Commanders. New coaching staff on the Commanders Carson Commanders new coaching staff
on the Giants
Dallas
who knows where
this is gonna go man
heating up
really?
shut up Ice
I'm happy for Deshaun Watson
I'm happy for him
and I kinda thought
that he would be going
to Cleveland
once Baker Mayfield
put that long ass
sappy ass message
out the other day.
Yeah.
That was a long, sappy message. I didn't think he was going to pick Cleveland, honestly.
I just knew it was going to be New Orleans.
Where does Baker Mayfield go now?
I guess he'd be going, well, no,
I don't know if they put him in the compensation yet to go back to Houston.
Yeah.
He wasn't in that trade.
New Orleans.
He wasn't listed.
Yeah, New Orleans, Seattle.
Seattle.
Although they do have, what's the name?
I don't know how much faith they have in Drew Locke.
Steeler fans.
Maybe he'll go to the Steelers.
Steeler fans.
I don't know, bro.
We got a season ahead of us.
You had a good run, man.
We're talking about Deshaun Watson.
And I'm talking to the Steelers fans.
This affects us.
This hurts us.
We sick over here.
And you lost Juju.
Well, can I clap for that, please?
Can I get a clap?
Thank you.
That's all I wanted, so I'm cool on that part.
You finally got Juju?
Yes. 100%. Juju going to go somewhere and go. You finally got to Juju? Yes, 100%.
Juju going to go somewhere and go to the top.
He's going to Kansas City.
Yeah, he's going to be all right in Kansas City.
Good for him.
Congratulations.
I wish him the best.
I just want him away from my team.
I've been adamant in saying that for a couple years.
So I'm very happy, and he seems to be happy, so it's a win-win.
But boy, that AFC North.
And West. And West. Sick. It's a win-win. But boy, that AFC North. And West.
And West.
Sick.
It's ridiculous at this point.
I don't know.
You want to keep it on sports?
Minds well.
The NBA players are smoking on the rust pack.
Wait, how'd you just leave football that fast?
What are you doing?
Oh, you said...
All right, bring it back.
Devontae Adams on the Raiders.
Oh, shit said... Devontae Adams on the Raiders. Oh, shit.
The Packers
gave him some non-exclusive tenure
which meant that they had the right to match.
So,
they let him go out there and shop.
He brought something back.
No, he went shopping.
But he brought something back
and the word is that they
not only matched it, but they exceeded it.
And he still left.
And that's telling.
No, I guess he grew up a Raiders fan.
And I guess he has a relationship with Derek Carr.
So they went to the same school.
They're friends.
He has a relationship with Derek Carr.
So I can see why.
Green Bay might not be the best place.
You know what I'm saying? And you might just really be tired of being up in limbo
Or having somebody
Having somebody hold your
Franchise hostage every year
To where you're in limbo
You don't know what you can do with your own shit
Yeah
And they got Josh McDaniels over there now
Well respected
Chandler Jones right
He went over there
They do have nice squad.
They do have a squad.
They got a nice squad.
They was good last year.
They got a nice team.
Devontae Adams is a first round
fantasy pick still?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Nah, not for me.
I don't know about that.
Not for me.
How many teams?
I think he'll be there
in the second round.
I know Hunter Renfro
did for me last year.
I'll take... I'll take... I'll take Hunter Renfro over Devontae, damn it.
All right, no.
You bugging me.
Worst take is officially in the building.
No, listen, let me explain.
It depends on if you're playing fantasy.
PPR, I get it.
Yeah.
I get it.
Hunter Renfro was the possession receiver.
Devontae Adams is one of the best route runners in the entire world.
I'm not disagreeing.
Hunter Renfro on that team was the possession receiver.
Yeah, he was.
That's what I did last year.
I took fucking Woods
instead of taking Cooper Cupp
with my dumb ass.
I don't know what you did
because I won the whole league.
Steelers took Juju instead.
I won the league.
Fucking Cupp.
You hear me?
You was in that league.
I know.
I didn't make the playoffs.
All three of y'all was in that league.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't even remember
what your team did.
I was just busy winning.
Oh, man.
Next week is our...
Stupid-ass two-week playoffs.
Whoever wins the money league that I'm in,
they throw a nice little dinner where everybody comes
and just shoots the shit every year.
It's pretty cool.
But as a loser, you got to sit there and just take all the shit talking
that the winner is doing at fucking Philips or somewhere.
It's like a cool way to lose.
Kind of how we doing now?
No.
That's actually why I brought it up.
We didn't go to dinner.
We didn't go to iPick.
We didn't go anywhere for this bum-ass league that Ice set up.
There's no trophy. There was no
congratulations. It was like
I beat all y'all ass
for nothing. For y'all to look at me
and say, but if I wouldn't have drafted Robert
Woods. Can I get something
outside of that? Outside
of just a moral victory? I got a belt
next year. Oh, thanks.
I got a belt. So I got to win it two
times in a row to get one belt. Got it. Thank you. Don't worry about it. Moving, thanks. I get a belt. So I got to win it two times in a row to get one belt.
Got it.
Thank you.
Don't worry about it.
Moving right along.
Basketball, you said.
Yeah.
The players are smoking
on the rust pack, yo.
Meaning?
Who are the players?
It's starting to happen.
They're disrespecting
Russell Westbrook.
Well,
you talking about
Patrick Beverly
and Carl Anthony Towns
because Minnesota went crazy
the other night
with all that
while Russ was shooting air balls
and just
whatever
Cass from New Jersey
had a 50 point game
Kyrie had 60 the next day
it was
and it's Jersey City Day still
it is
so
I can't say anything bad
about Cap right now
but I didn't like it
because I fuck with Russ
you didn't like it?
no I didn't like it
I didn't like it
it's part of battle I'm not mad at that it depends on how far you're taking yo Because I fuck with Russ. You didn't like it? No, I didn't like it. I didn't like it.
It's part of that.
I'm not mad at you. It depends on how far you're taking, yo.
It depends on how far you're taking.
He shot an air ball.
Niggas was looking around.
No, them niggas said, close the window.
They was talking shit the whole day.
But back to my Wendy Williams shit.
Russell Westbrook talks shit all the time.
He put you in a little cradle. Yo, he can't hold me. He talks a bunch of shit. Russell Westbrook talks shit. All the time. He put you in a little cradle. Yo, he
can't hold me. He talks a bunch of shit.
So now if you talking shit, you gotta be able to take
that. Fam, I've averaged
a triple-double three years in a row.
You ain't one near piece of jewelry.
So why can't you find the backboard? I can say what I want.
Yeah, and you out here
playing like shit. I can say what I want.
I disagree, but that's my own take.
I'm playing like shit in my elite class. I'm playing like shit i can say what i want i disagree but that's my own take i'm playing like shit in
my elite class i'm playing like shit but because i'm in elite class i'm viewed against my old self
and what y'all seen me done this looks horrible i know it y'all know it i won't be on the lakers
next year this was an experiment there's other great players here. Yes, I look bad here.
But you?
No, y'all can't do that. I'm
trash in this group.
Y'all niggas ain't in this group.
Y'all not in the second group.
Y'all not in the third group.
Y'all not in none of these groups. Carl Anthony Townsend.
Is in what group?
Top two groups.
It's Happy New Jersey Day Jersey day and no he's not
okay
fucking whatever dude's name is
Nick
I forgot Nick's name
on FS1
he just put something out
the other day
and this might have been
just a hot take
he put something out
saying Jason Tatum
is the 18th best player
in the league
where 18 18 Nick Wright what league 18th best player in the league. Where?
18?
18.
Nick Wright.
What league?
18th best player in the NBA.
Oh.
Jason Tatum.
In the NBA.
And if he made that argument about Jason Tatum,
where do you think Carl Anthony Towns goes?
Pull up his list.
And when you say a group, how many people in a group?
I would think
five.
One each position. So Carl Anthony
Towns... No, no, no, no, no, no. Positionless.
See, and mine is positionless.
Because the top five is the top five.
It's Steph, it's LeBron.
In terms of tiers.
Well, that's what I was talking about with Ish.
Like, that's tier one.
Tier two, you got Dame and whoever you want to put there.
Karl-Anthony Towns is not in group two, three, or four.
Let me ask you a question.
So, for him to be the one.
That's based on what, though?
This is his first or second All-Star appearance.
I think first.
This is their first winning season in his entire career.
Maybe second.
What do you mean based on what?
I'm asking you based on what?
Because if you take Carl, listen, before you cut me off.
You take Carl Anthony Towns' numbers and you stack them up to all the centers in the NBA,
he has an argument of being in the top three centers in the NBA.
Has he made an all-NBA team?
Probably not.
Not with Jokic and fucking
Embiid around.
He might have. Then what do you want me to say?
He might have. I don't know if he has. I don't think he made
an all. No. Then what would you
like me to say about him?
I support him because he's from
New Jersey and he's nice and the
Knicks didn't get the number one pick that year. We had to
settle for Porzingis. But
no, I don't think that he is in the... He has the right one pick that year. We had to settle for Porzingis. But, no, I don't think that he has the right,
or Patrick Beverly.
Now, he need to shut the fuck up.
Like, they got to do something,
or win something, or accomplish something before you.
Russell was in what year?
But that was his reply to them.
He said, ain't nobody over there done anything.
Yeah, like, I'm laughing at you.
That's like when dude on the, when Cameron Payne was talking shit against the Lakers
and LeBron was on the bench saying, yo, dog, you was just out the league.
Humble yourself.
I know you winning.
I know you having a good year.
But this is me that you talking to.
I stand by that.
I do.
I like Russell Westbrook.
Me too.
Love him.
I love him.
But the argument could be made,
nigga,
you ain't winning shit neither,
but some personal
accolades.
And that's what
the response was.
But that matters.
Is it a team sport
or individual sport?
What the fuck you
talking about?
You can say that.
And now you stinking
up the gym.
So this year,
I could crack on you.
Last year,
I couldn't.
And he's the first
nigga that talk shit.
He talk shit,
Joe.
So now you gotta
be able to eat it. Nigga, if you joe so now you gotta be able to eat it
nigga if you could dish it you gotta be able to take it and i like russ westbrook i'm just
playing devil's advocate here to say yo fam i like trash talk but i'm not saying that he can't
take it like i hear people saying because he responded the way that he can't take trash talk
i don't think that i just think that russ and knowing what i know about him you niggas can't
talk to me he reminding you like yo y'all can't who are you even talking, you niggas can't talk to me. He reminding you like, yo, who are you even talking to?
They don't say I can't take it,
but I won't take it from y'all.
If you've been building phenomenal houses
your entire life,
and now you get to a bad house,
dude that been building that bullshit
can't come drive by laughing.
Ah, you trash.
Yo, fam, I'm going to blow all your houses down
on that block.
You're not even in the same league as me.
I hate when niggas that's not in the same league
wait for top tier niggas
to have like,
and I'm off a cat now.
This is just overall.
Y'all wait for the top tier niggas
to have a down moment
or look like they off their game
or just not performing the best
so we could just hurl rocks.
I don't like that.
I'm not a fan of that.
I don't like that.
I'm just saying.
Like if this was the playoffs,
I wouldn't be mad. It's a regular of that I don't like that I'm just saying like if this was the playoffs I wouldn't be mad
it's a regular season game
the Lakers ain't
the Lakers ain't going nowhere
they not doing nothing
you have accomplished nothing
by this
so you shitting on a nigga
when he having a bad season
got it
do that when he up
when y'all win the game
crush him
when he balling
like he's supposed to ball
go ahead get your shit off but don't come kick me while I when he balling like he's supposed to ball,
go ahead and get your shit off.
But don't come kick me while I'm down and then think I'm supposed to acknowledge your shit talk.
I don't like it.
You ain't got to acknowledge this.
I don't fuck with you.
I got to acknowledge it.
Patrick Beverly did it.
You standing on one side of the court,
you're not even running back on defense.
You looking at the ball,
looking at the wind.
You're just extra, nigga.
Win a game.
Just did.
We did.
About 30.
One that means something Win a meaningful game
You do it then
Who?
Russ
Listen
He ain't
He ain't
That's all I'm saying though
That's all I'm saying
We can move on
But Patrick Beverly and Russ
Have a history
Correct
When Patrick Beverly was dissing him, Russ said,
nigga, I had 40 when you was talking shit.
He had to shut up.
Them two have a little history.
Cat has zero to do with that.
Pat Beverly just got here this year.
Won his team.
I'm off this.
I don't care.
What else?
We can leave it.
We ain't got gotta stay on this
in the NBA
nothing
the Lakers
more and more
I understand why
Chris Paul went and
knocked on that opposing
locker room door
after the game
more and more
alright
for our part of the show
segment
we have Jordan
hey Jordan
Jordan says help how can i fake like i'm enjoying the vacation
oh man i feel you dog i'm so bad at that but anyway that's when it's home been with my baby
mom since i was 19 we're getting older getting more money so i decided to drop a nice little
bag you heard
on a Vegas trip
give him a little air horn
or something
let me give him a little
something
a little
round of applause
dropped a little bag
on a nice Vegas trip
okay
problem is
instead of relaxing
and eating and bedding
in the casinos
like I thought we'd be doing
I was recently met
with a full blown
fucking itinerary that has a lot of things on it we could be doing right here
in atlanta i'm still younger so my maneuvering when annoyed isn't the greatest well jordan i'm
older and my maneuvering when i'm annoyed just isn't the best especially on vacation especially
when in your head you know two or three girls that would all came together
and comfortably coexisted while you had
a blast on that very same vacation.
That very same vacation
and your head could have gone differently.
But you wanted to do the right
thing. Spike.
Now we're going to try to give Jordan a call.
We text him and let him
know we were calling. He said, yeah, let me rush
to the car. Get some privacy.
Get some privacy. I don't even miss
that. I don't even miss
that, yo. I want to talk freely in my
house. Walk around
naked. Just talk some shit.
She might have been like, where you going?
I'm coming with you to the car.
Hey, you must have parked far.
Yo.
Hey, may we speak to Jordan, please?
Yeah, speaking to Jordan.
Jordan, how's it going?
This is Joe Budden from the Joe Budden Podcast.
How you feeling?
I'm cool right now.
Good little Friday.
How y'all doing?
Great.
We are great.
You're talking to us from your vehicle?
Yeah, I'm sitting in the car now.
Just ran out the house.
Oh, man.
It's a safe space, though.
It's good.
Damn.
So listen, I just read your question about your vacation in Vegas that went wrong because
she wanted to treat it like Atlanta and you were visibly annoyed.
How did the end of this...
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's coming up right now
and I got hit with the itinerary.
That is a lot of stuff that we've done.
So you still got time.
We can save you.
God is so good.
You can fix it.
Yeah, I need help.
Oh, man.
Put your foot down.
Say, nah, we ain't doing none of that.
I paid for this shit.
You heard?
Hey.
Frying pan.
I tried that at a previous vacation.
And it didn't work?
It didn't go to greatest.
She wasn't that receptive.
Yo, get COVID.
Yo, this fool.
If you just say I got COVID, then I'll, no, no, not really get it.
No, I'm saying, you say that's cool, that work. You say you got COVID, I'll No no Not really get it No I'm saying
You say that's cool
That work
You say you got COVID
I'm not
I can't go
What do you think of that one?
I still wanna go for myself
Nah
This what you gotta do
Oh so break up
When you get out there
The first night
Eat some bullshit
Right
And say yo my stomach a little off
We can't leave the room
The nigga already in the car
Talking the bars in hell The bar Hey off. We can't leave the room. The nigga already in a car talking. The bar's in hell.
The bar.
Hey, hey, if you can't find a good spot in your home to talk,
then this trip ain't about to be too much different, dog.
She wears the pants.
She wear the pants.
Or the pot.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I like his suggestion, though.
No, that's not a bad suggestion.
Because I didn't want you guys
To hear the baby as well
As well
As
Are you in there
Trying to be a good man
And like keep your family together
And raise your child with her
Yeah
Yo
I've been with her since I was
You have a problem right there
18
Yeah
How old are you now
I'm 23
Man Hey Every other weekend problem right there. 18, yeah. How old are you now? I'm 23.
Man.
Hey,
every other weekend,
don't listen to him,
my man.
Hey,
hey, look at it this way.
You can see your child
every other weekend
and talk on the phone
in your house.
Yo,
don't listen to Joe.
Don't listen to Joe.
That's bad advice.
And your partner
will just have to
make it work
in the name of motherhood. Yo, ignore this guy, man. Don't listen to this fool, yo. Get to Joe. That's bad advice. And your partner will just have to make it work in the name of motherhood.
Ignore this guy, man.
Don't listen to this fool, yo.
Get to Vegas after the first night.
Get some food.
Get clams.
Something.
You know what I mean?
Something.
Make the stomach ache and say you want to stay close to the room.
You don't want to venture out in the room because then you might have the runs down
here or something.
You got to put your foot down, dog.
If you're out there for two or three days, give her a day to run around and do her shit.
Yeah, you got to let...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You give one day for her,
and then, nah, my day, we're doing what I want to do.
The vacation is for both of you.
Parks and issues, right.
You got to tire them out like toddlers.
You just got to fill up the day with activities.
Give them sugar early
so that at nighttime
they crash out.
And then you can get
the escorts
and have the vacation
you want.
That's a fact.
Or get a nice big bottle
of wine.
Have a,
you know what I mean,
nice adult time.
Get out of here sleepy.
Put her right to sleep.
Yeah,
that'll get her nice and sleepy.
Start with the wine
at about 8 a.m.
A big like,
God damn.
Wine at 8 a.m.
A big roast chicken
or something,
like a big meal,
you know what I mean?
Pull out the dick sandwich
At around 2pm
Yup
Hopefully she goes to bed
And is in a dark deep slumber
Extra butter in the mashed potatoes
What you do is
Kind of what Ish said
You get sick
But do it before the trip
And let her go with her homegirl
No don't listen
That's not bad
That's not bad
You crazy
Hometown alone
The staycation
Hey Jordan
You do not want your girl
In Vegas
In the beginning of the spring
I know
Now you trust her
He trusts her
Yeah trust that woman
Why not
None of the
None of the professional
Sports teams are there
Yeah Devontae ain't there yet
Yeah like who
What's happening in Vegas
It's just one of the
Muscle bound niggas
At the pool
With some fucking Tidy spandex swim trunks It's just one of the muscle-bound niggas at the pool with some fucking
tidy spandex swim trunks. It's just Derek Carr.
Hey, if that's your thing, then go ahead, ma.
It's just Derek Carr you gotta worry about that week.
Walk back in the house with the long
face
and pull up a chair and say to your girl,
your partner, you know what?
I've just been thinking.
We need to talk. And we need to talk.
Honestly, and then I've just been thinking. We need to talk. And we need to talk. Honestly.
And then from there, you just got to divvy up your plan.
Yeah.
Hey, George.
You got insurance.
Chopping down.
What'd you say?
You got insurance.
Insurance on the tickets?
On your head.
Because when she start throwing them pots and pans at your ass,
blame it on Joe. Don't go in there with that
dumb ass shit Joe telling you to do, fam.
I was trying to help him.
That's help? Yo, go in there and ask
if she want to go Dutch on the trip.
And then duck on the
trip. Into a fight.
That'll teach her. This is why we need the men, period, though.
Like, nah, my cramps is
crazy this week. I can't go
do the thing.
Yeah, no. Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, J-Bo.
I hope we were able to help you.
Yeah, J-Bo.
I'm going to put my game face on.
I'm about to go in here and chop some of the list down.
Yeah, you got to chop the list down.
How long, listen, how long
are you out there with her?
It's four days.
That's crazy as hell.
Yeah, man.
I called a deal on the state.
Four's a lot.
Nah, four's a lot. But did you catch a deal
on your time, your heart, and your energy?
No, right?
That wasn't
on sale.
Yo, man, you can put your foot down.
You can make a compromise.
Hey, J-Bo, give her two days.
You keep two days.
Right.
I think that's going to work.
Yeah.
No.
I don't think any of this advice is helping.
And the longer he's sitting in the car, that's his ass.
In the car on the phone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You better run back in there before she say, yo, who you was talking to?
She can fuck around. I know, but I say it to say, yo, who you was talking to? She fucking around.
When I say it, do that.
She know.
She probably got to,
she's going to definitely be
trying to listen up now.
Does she listen to the podcast?
She don't listen,
but she will now.
I hate when women do that, yo.
Like, listen to things
you like to listen to, ma.
Oh, now I get it, dog.
You just used us
to break it to your girl.
That's what you did. That's a good move. That's a strong move. Oh, man. Yo, break it to your girl. That's what you did.
That's a good move.
That's a strong move.
Oh, man.
Yo, you want to relax sometimes.
You don't know how to tell her.
You're just going to use us.
But then it's also like, see, everyone feels like this.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm not an asshole.
All men feel like that.
Yeah, you better be careful.
I'd love nothing more than to take somebody's ex to Vegas
and hold hands and do all the things their man wouldn't do.
You better chill out.
Go love on your woman, Jordan, man.
Hopefully we was able to help.
You like the itinerary vacations.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just a real man, so I don't go for that.
She can't come tell me the zip line, walk through the mall.
We got dinner.
I definitely got hit with a zip line.
I definitely got hit with a zip line. Yeah, nah, they can't. No, it yeah nah they can't Vegas ain't even the place for a zip line how old are you
Jordan 23 23 oh man unfortunately you got at least four more years of being in a woman's grips
four huh yeah when you're 27 you might muster up some courage to say something but 23 you gotta do
what you say I don't care how much money you got you gotta do what you might muster up some courage to say something. But 23, you got to do what she say.
I don't care how much money you got.
You got to do what she say.
And she got the baby?
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, second day, your stomach is fucked up, my nigga.
Worst case scenario, that's it.
You know what I mean?
First day, go ahead.
Break the glass.
Yeah, go to Tahoe with the little helicopter ride and all that.
Second day.
It was the salmon. Oh, it was that. Second day. It was the salmon.
Oh, it was the salmon.
I knew it was the salmon.
Stay by the pool.
All right, lastly, because he's got to go.
You seen Gone Girl?
Yeah.
This is the perfect opportunity for Gone Guy.
You could just go and write mad little sticky notes around the house.
This fool, y'all. Give me that. No?
All right, forget it, man.
Get my bin ass back on.
I can't do that.
Jordan, we'll keep you in our prayers.
Lord knows you need to be there.
You're going to need some prayers, man.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely will let you know how that went.
Yeah, please do, man.
I'm looking forward to hearing it.
Have fun in Vegas, man.
But have fun, Jordan.
And good luck going back in the house.
All right, DJ, man.
Peace, bro.
Oh, man. This fool, yo. That's tough, though. Have fun in Vegas But have fun Jordan And good luck going back to the house Peace bro Oh man
This fool yo
That's tough
Y'all would love to be a fly on the wall
When he walked back in the house right now
Not tomorrow
Like
No tonight
Nigga you're in the car
On the phone
You had to leave the house
He said that she
She knew what he was doing
Allegedly
Damn
Yeah
Yo
That conversation goes a little bit
You couldn't have that conversation
In front of me
Exactly Nah I couldn't have that conversation in front of me exactly nah I couldn't
your men need
their private time at some point
why do women think they can just infiltrate
I gotta go to the bathroom to talk
I gotta walk to the car to talk I gotta go to the garage
to talk and then I hear your fucking
footsteps coming in the garage hey what you doing
I'm in the garage and you don't have a lights and door car
what the fuck are you doing here now cause what you doing? I'm in the garage and you don't have a license or a car.
What the fuck are you doing here now?
Because you in here, nigga.
I'm avoiding you.
I got you licensed.
Yeah.
The fuck you talking about?
Oh my God.
That brand new.
I hate them girlfriends
that want to play
the tippy toe
up behind you game.
See what you're doing
while you don't know.
Let's move it on. Thank you. Listen, why you don't know.
Let's move it on.
Thank you.
Listen, I know y'all's quiet is my, I understand that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dead air on the broadcast.
Yeah, well, it's either that or one of us walk out there with you.
We'll choose dead air.
Why y'all don't walk out with me?
No, dead air.
Nah, nah, it doesn't look the coziest.
Nah, we're not niggas, yo. What are they going to do?
I'm going on tour.
Jordan already getting in the car.
What are you talking about by yourself?
You want me in the passenger seat?
Fuck you, man.
Get out of here, nigga.
Last time I went on tour, my whole family left when I got back.
Shut up.
Fuck, it's Jordan talking about a little vacation there.
I went on tour.
You stripped that house clean.
What moving company
you found?
You're making this fast.
Got back here in 48 hours.
They got it done in 29.
Yeah, that's a rough
couple of pod shows too.
Yeah.
But look at God.
Everything's awesome now.
Ta-da.
See, you can do it too.
If it can happen to me,
it can happen to you.
All right, come come on we got some
horrible
horrible
horrible news
to report
the mother of
young thug's child
and let's say her name
Lakevia Jackson
yes
cause I don't know
how many children
he has
I don't
I don't
I don't know
Lakevia Jackson
the mother of
young thug's child
was shot and killed
at an Atlanta
bowling alley
according to
according to whoever that is.
CBS 46.
I'm not shouting them out.
The 31-year-old was attending a birthday party
at Metro Fun Center in Southwest Atlanta
when she got into a dispute over a bowling ball.
The argument reportedly ended in gunfire
and Jackson was shot while she was leaving the bowling alley.
Atlanta police are now looking for a male suspect.
The dude?
And I will shout these people out.
This is CBS 46 reports this.
Yeah, it was a guy
over a bowling ball.
Sam, we gotta be in a fucked up state.
Just when you think the news can't get any worse.
Oh, man.
Over a bowling ball
a bowling ball
that's crazy
I mean at least
from what is reported
right
I don't have all the details
and I'm hesitant
to believe
the first report
how do y'all know anything
so I'll wait
but we want to say
rest in peace
to Lakevia Jackson
we want to say
a prayer for Young Thug
indeed cause I can't picture it y'all Jackson we want to say a prayer for Young Thug indeed
because I can't
picture it yo I can't picture
it's just horrible news to wake up to
or to have to read online
like that's what I always go
to imagine having to read that your family member
passed online before you hear about
it from a coroner or
hospital police
another family member.
Or another family member.
Family friend.
Like to just be surfing the net.
Read that?
Yeah, that's horrible.
So we'll wait for more details to come out on this.
Horrible news to receive
at any time of the year.
So again, prayers to Young Thug,
his family,
and to the child.
Yes. Over a bone. again prayers to Young Thug his family and to the child yes over a bowling ball
you're
a dude
I don't even
off it is
I don't even know how you fight
over a bowling ball
in a bowling alley
because there's so many bowling balls
right
unless it's like
oh this is the 13 pounds
the last one
I mean
but you don't fight
no
and not just that
if it's a dude,
you gotta concede.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? You gotta concede. Just get a girl to ball.
I'm reading the details.
I don't even want to repeat it, but
this is nuts.
That's crazy, dog.
I didn't know that was going to be the last time I talked to my baby.
Her mother, Sharina Jackson, told the outlet.
Yeah, I could hear her over the phone crying and screaming.
And her best friend said she's not breathing.
I lost my baby all over a bowling ball.
Oh, God.
No.
I didn't want to read that part.
Oh, yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
Come on.
I got you guys.
It's been a few pods where we did not hear this.
Mm-hmm.
We need it now.
Indeed.
All right.
It's terrible.
Think about that.
I don't want to think about it.
Yeah.
Atlanta.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even know how you respond to that type of information if you get it Breaking down on the spot
Oh
Oh
Shout out to anybody out there that is dealing with loss, grieving, mourning, or going through
something.
Girl, you're looking sweet, dog-like, big body, big girl. Wish that I could love you back Instead you left
And happier news, happy belated birthday to our own Erickson back in the back.
Yes, sir.
You missed it.
We didn't get to, you know, go out and do it up with you, but happy birthday.
He don't fuck with us like that.
He went out with his peoples.
Yeah, right.
That's what that was
I don't got enough money
damn
them young crypto gods
be cracking them
we you know
I don't know what you're talking about
Joe Schmoes
no pun intended
yeah happy born king
yeah happy belated
Erickson
how old you turn
29
alright
alright
oh you almost there
yeah
yeah
do anything fun
For your birthday?
Drinks
Oh Lincoln and drinking
Ay
That's fun
Dotting and bopping
Dotting and bopping
Ay
Why do you love birds?
Oh
Oh my god
Alright I don't think
I got anything else man
Let me go
Let me go ahead
And get out of here
Ay
Do you know All right, I don't, I know you've been throwing up with me
I know that my ego wouldn't let you breathe
And I know that same ego never thought you'd leave
I'm not crying, I got allergies
I be lying cause I really want you back with me
Lost in Netflix and going wrong
Left you unattended way too long
I was just concerned about the drift
I'd buy you nice things that your heart couldn't fit
Had too many games on the side
Now you in another man's ride
With your feet up, getting love now
That should be us, but not
If I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it real
How does it feel the way I made you feel? It was never you, it was always me I deserve it, I deserve it I deserve it, I deserve it
I deserve it, I deserve it
I deserve it, I deserve it
I deserve it, I deserve it
I deserve it, I deserve it
Told you I'd be home after the club
Waiting by your phone while I'm going up
Way too many drinks, I was slipping
This one had been on me all night, I'ma slip it
She didn't waste no time, took them clothes off
And before I knew it, damn, I dozed off
Pictures of a fool, laid up in a room with a cloud chaser
Sealing my doom
Lost in their place and gone wrong
Left you unattended way too long
I was just concerned about the drift
I'd buy you nice things that your heart couldn't fit in
Had too many games on the side
Now you in another man's ride
With your feet up, getting love now
That should be your upper knife
If I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it real
How does it feel the way I made you feel?
It was never you, it was always me
I was doing the most, my apologies
If I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it real
I deserve to feel the way I made you feel
It was never you, it was always me
I was doin' the most, my apologies
But he ain't gon' take you all the places I did
He ain't got the paper for behavior like this
You gon' be in line at the club
You gon' see the coach don't recline quite enough, yeah
I see y'all doing picnics, yeah, that's cool He bout to meet your parents, that's way too soon
Look what you done chose Did he just propose? Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, no, he didn't come right on me Then take what's mine
Oh, no, take what's mine
Oh, don't do this
Do this to me
But I know that I'm a loser
If I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it real
I deserve.
I deserve to feel the way I made you feel.
I deserve.
Brand new music from Tank.
It was always me.
I was doing the most.
Flipping old music from Tank.
If I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it real.
I deserve.
If I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it real.
I deserve.
This is called I Deserve.
He finally figured it out.
In the 90s, he wasn't-
He figured out what he deserved?
He wasn't sure in the 90s.
It was maybe.
It was maybe I deserved, but I guess all these years later, he decided not to gaslight her.
I've never come to that conclusion.
Gaslight, gaslight, gaslight.
Gaslight out of this.
Gaslight your way out of here.
You can fool her.
She's not even sure of her own thinking.
Hello?
I'm shutting up.
Well, I know.
That's why I keep saying crazy things.
I know. Because y'all shut up. What is I know. That's why I keep saying crazy things. I know.
Because y'all shut up.
What is a gaslight?
What's a sleeper?
What is a sleeper?
How about that?
All right.
This record here is called In Love With The Pain by True Lies.
I think I was gaslighting.
Go ahead.
That was gaslighting.
Why is it gaslighting? Because I disagree with your feeling on things. I just don't even know what a gaslighting. Why is it gaslighting?
Because I disagree with your feeling on things.
I just don't even know what a gaslight is.
Like, is it when you don't have any and the little orange shit comes up on your dashboard?
No.
Oh.
You can tell he just got a car.
What the fuck?
Man, I'm covered in darkness. I'm black, I feel like a target
I'm feeling so paranoid over these 808s
Women can't tell that I'm heartless
My soul just carries a carcass
Walking around cautious, feeling so nauseous
I wonder what could've been
Man, I'm limbiased in Boston, feeling exhausted
You ever just felt like a sucker?
You cuffed that nigga, just fuck her
And so you just silently suffer
Cause it went too far, so you never could love her
And I don't really wanna talk now, hella demons on a fall now
You see when things fall apart now, I start to have the blackest thoughts now
Got me feeling like the mad king, burn them all when I'm screaming out
I prophesied but they still in doubt, the land of studs gon' take me out
Sworn hanging by a thread, niggas won't see me dead
Niggas wanna pull a king card, what hanging by a thread Niggas want to see me dead, niggas want to pull a king card
What's even worse, they the king, dawg
Smart nigga think we know it all, I can't just be letting shit happen to me
Niggas, this just isn't rapping to me, niggas ain't rapping with passion to me
What niggas is wearing ain't fashion to me, the world that I live in is passion to me
In love with the pain when it happens to me, nigga this just isn't rapping to me
The pain is running deeper, I'm having trouble sleeping Honestly feel it coming
I die before the weekend
People start to fake it
That shit I just can't take it
They cared when I was living
So don't you fuck and say shit
So don't you fuck and say shit
So don't you fuck and say shit
So don't you fucking say shit So don't you fucking say shit
My father just had a son
He gave me a new little brother
My father has finally matured
No jail, he just lost his mother
My brother, he's still with his mother
And everything looking so perfect
He live in a two-parent home
I'm happy he breaking my curses
For years I mumbled these curses
When I was writing the cursives So filled with anger and urges Not sure for what I was in love with the pain
By True Lies
Okay
Where you from, you know?
I do not know Okay
Sia, read the kid put out an album today
That's really dope
It's got Jadakiss on it
Ransom on it
A bunch of people
This is the good middle man
So it's crazy as everybody talk about
Plug this and plug that
I bought this and I bought that
But
Who was in between them deals
Every time you had to purchase what you purchased?
The middle man
Check, plugged on a weed out in Cali
If you wanted you'd get it, sent to Atlanta
It was only two hundred for shipping
Four pounds per box, ooh that's wonderful business
The only way you know I connect, if you was one of my niggas
Don't talk business on the phone, we knew that someone was listening
One day we'll build a grow house, and soon become independent
We move like we above the law, won't do it under the system
My homie try these same moves, they throw him under the prison
But I'm smooth with it, and I move humble, I'm different
No social media posts, them new school youngins be tripping
Let's up the mission, I'll sell it to you
For what I buy it for, but double the digit, that's double dippin'
Plus some interest, and we all tryna eat, so what's the difference?
I'ma feed the streets until I peep something suspicious
Fuck them snitches, like what's the ticket?
I pay niggas for they plug, then clip em, give em they cut
Then quit em, I'm tryna run a business, time to waste If I call you I need something instant
I make a sale up close and personal or from a distance
I got what you need, just need a couple minutes Make a call, meet my peoples here
Okay come and get it They try to disrespect the middle man
I say fuck them niggas when Walmart Selling chips you buy em right
Shut up nigga, let me ask you something nigga when the last time you
bought Doritos from Doritos oh now you can't say nothing nigga I thought so I reinvent the dying
hustler supply the wants for the consumers in the buying customers third-party talks you gonna have
to find a couple bucks so you can't buy nothing from them unless you buying something from us
the middle the one who spent a lot
For a little
And sold it to you
For a little more
For triple
Good middle man
Good middle man
That's the Good Middle Man
By Sayari the Kid
His album's really dope
His album's really dope
It's called
The Shadow in the Shade
Out now in your phones
Ish what you got for us?
Shout out to Saw 2, by the way.
What's his name?
Say I read a kid.
He's dope.
Well.
T.I. on the album.
I'm not really sure how to pronounce homeboy's names.
It's either Sifo or Sifo.
Song is called Beady Eyes.
I'm going to tell the people how to spell it.
S-I-P-H-O Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, My baby has love on the tree of my conscience
She grows in my darkness, ain't no way to stop
I want all the darkness calling your heart
You've erased my makesome love to your scars
Cause I like my smiles mixed with a hint of tears
All I've been, you've cut your fears was out
Wanna take you far from here
Cause I like my smiles mixed with a hint of tears
All the pain you've got in your face was out
Wanna take you far from here
As your lips on the door here
Let go, let go, I won't cry for you
Let go, let go, don't you dare, my friend
Won't you come over here, my heart, your home, my home
Won't you come over here, let go, let go
Come over here, let go, let go, come over here
I know I promised, my love with loneliness Let's go, let's go, let's go I'm a zombie You sound like a mess now Mixed with a hint of tears
All up in your guts and your fears
Words I wanna take you far from here
As she lips all in your ear
Let go, let go
I won't fight with you
Let go, let go
Don't you turn the phone
Won't you come over here
My heart, your home
My heart, won't you come over here
Let go, let go
Come over here
Let go, let go
Come That is Sipo BDIs.
He writes his name phonetically on Instagram, so I guess that must come up a lot.
Sipo.
S-I-P-H-O.
That shit was hard.
That was hard. That was hard. That was hard.
That was hard.
I told you. I said, you on his ass now.
How would you know?
You been kicking your ass
with the sleepers. How would you know that?
You think you're the R&B?
Nah, the consensus out there been saying it too.
You been getting your ass kicked in sleepers.
So people you don't know, you rely on the things that they say.
That's interesting.
No, I'm talking about the masses.
I'm just talking about the masses.
In massive.
How many people are the masses?
More than half is the masses.
Half of what?
Maybe your half is different from mine.
Joe, just step your R&B sleeper game up, man.
But why?
That's all because he put his foot in your ass.
I disagree.
Okay.
You can disagree. Okay. And your little
Nardo Wick loving ass
is not going to be
the decider of that.
All right?
The fuck?
The hell's going on
out here with these guys?
Fucking when did
Drill Opinion
start getting into R&B?
And if he is,
it's my man
My man right here
Yo
You can't flex on me
I want you to win
Hey
It's still a weekend
It's still good weather
New York
Great weather
Yeah nah
Niggas is outside
With ankles out
And capris
You heard
Hey And no socks Keep us in your prayers Lord knows We need to be there Great weather. Yeah, nah, niggas is outside with ankles out and capris. You heard?
Hey.
And no socks.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Hasta la vista.
Arrivederci.
Au revoir.
Hey.
Our guy Savon came to come say hi.
Nigga gained some weight.
Nigga got some love handles.
He fucking, he must be in love.
I ain't used to people leaving Savon and coming back to say hi.
I love that.
Savon, you have a mic in there.
You can respond.
You know what I mean?
Like, shit done changed over here a little bit. Yeah, we made improvements since you left, bitch.
It wasn't all you.
Yeah, what?
You wasn't just going to leave the HBO
and we not change anything.
I got about $4
for the cup today.
$5.
Yo,
remember life
is a series of moments
and moments
certainly pass.
So let's make this one last
as if it's all we have.
Y'all hold it down out there.
Be safe.
Have a good weekend.
Head on a swivel at all times and have a good time man have some fun out there live in the moment don't always
take the picture don't always record put your phone down put your phones down out there guys
remember tickets on sale right now joe podcast tour.com yesour.com Yes, sir. Houston, Dallas, LA, Oakland.
See you soon.
And for the people
who are asking us
about announcing other cities,
that will come soon.
They're coming.
And you guys have guessed right
in some...
Wait a minute!
Y'all on the down. And yeah, the rarest love We could find What I could do to come find Just write my world
Y'all hold it down
Till next time, we out of here
We'll see y'all same time, same place next week
Bitch, I ain't gonna hold you
This is about your 25th trip to the bathroom, yo
Whatever the specialty is you drinking that
she got a hole on your bowel that she got a hole on that t whooping in your ass right now
yeah that that nigga is in their stomach to his back what's the tea they used to sell
fit tea yeah flat tummy tea yeah this nigga drinking flat tummy tea and tummy ain't flat
now he's working on it
nigga I know
a whole year now
I know
you gonna get down to
what did he say
170
I know
nigga ain't been 170
since he was 16
I stepped on the scale
today again
feeling skinny
said the same shit
214
alright
I is what I is
lost two pounds
awesome
wow
alright y'all hold it down
we'll be back
bye
love you guys
peace
blessings
prosperity
health is wealth
whatever man
one