The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 531 | "Taken For Granted"
Episode Date: May 4, 2022Joe and the guys return to recap their weekends and discuss Jack Harlow's upcoming album sale projections (28:05). Joe then questions Post Malone's absence from music (40:10), Mother's Day(44:10), Pet...e Davidson rumored to have Kim and Kanye's kids tattooed on him (55:00), and MGK and Megan Fox drinking blood (1:11:20). Lastly, the guys speculate if Kendrick Lamar is dropping a double album (1:16:10), Drake's massive deal with UMG (1:19:35), and another edition of the "Part of the Show" segment (1:38:10) +MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Bree Runway - “Somebody Like you” Ice | Lil Yee - “Not Like Me” Parks | Clipse - “Breakfast In Cairo” Ish | Arin Ray - “The Mood” (Ft. D Smoke)
Transcript
Discussion (0)
nah you gotta explain that
I'm confused and shit
I'm the reason all the rappers got the fakes
I think so
I can't confirm it but
I would love to hear more on why you think
see that's where y'all try to trap me
do you say something and just
is that be that
yes that's all I have for you is that I think
it's your fault
I don't have any particular reason why
I think that is but it's just a gut I don't have any particular reason why I think that is,
but it's just a gut feeling issue.
They're looking for your audience
because you're a troll
and they're trolling.
I'm not a troll anymore,
but you birthed trolling.
See, that's the thing about trolling.
Once you do it,
you're responsible for a generation
doing it after you.
It doesn't matter
if you don't do it anymore.
You birthed that?
Yeah, it was.
I just didn't invent trolling.
And now, look,
now we have fake Kodak and fake whoever. Just, man. Fake jerk.
Fake Dirk. Fakes. There's a fake fake Dirk
too, isn't there? Yeah. There's a fake
of the fake Dirk.
Fake fake. They call the
fake Kodak. And I'm not reporting on any of it. Y'all not
gonna do that to my job and career choice.
Where I come in here and report
on the fakes of real
people no i'm sorry yo i'm not they called the fake kodak kodak crack though that was funny
i ain't gonna lie that's what got me to look like wait who wait hold up what's his name i mean it's
funny if you get to watch hip-hop from your little phone inside a room in your mom's house,
but Kodak almost died about three months ago.
I'm surprised he's still here.
Anytime his name comes up, I'm in awe that he was that close to the gunman shooting at him, and he survived.
So you want me to have time to laugh at the fake Kodak?
Now, sorry to make it serious that fast.
Right here.
But I'd...
No. See, I don't... See, I keep it serious that fast. Right here. But, you know, I, no.
See,
I don't,
see,
I keep it serious.
I don't understand
why you want to be the fake
when that just happened
to the real.
Well,
that's my thing.
That's the whole point.
The fake dirty.
Yeah.
Y'all are faking
real niggas.
Mm-hmm.
That being real shit.
Mm-hmm.
That mistaken identity
can happen.
With hip-hop's fascination, well, not just hip-hop, but American pop culture's fascination with celebrity.
No, street shit.
Yeah, not celebrity.
Street shit.
A little bit of both, in this case.
I think it's more street shit.
No, that's the thing with hip-hop.
The street shit made a lot of nigga celebrities.
Well, true, true. So I think it's more street shit. Nah, that's the thing with hip-hop. Because the street shit made a lot of nigga celebrities. Well, true.
True.
So I think it's more street shit than that.
Even back in the day with mafia culture.
Mm-hmm.
Niggas was fascinated with that shit.
Still are.
You get what I'm saying?
Still a lot of people are still...
I mean, it's a little more
died down now.
Yeah.
But niggas used to be fascinated
with that shit.
It's the same shit with...
Because now...
It's died down now
because now they got
their own street niggas
instead of these over here
that they had black street niggas.
But you know what I'm saying, though. It just was glorified. Yeah, it's glorified a little. Now these niggas instead of these over here that they had black street niggas. But you know what I'm saying, though.
It just was glorified.
Now these niggas is a little different.
It's just always, even the girls, they love the bad guy.
They love the bad boy, yo.
From the beginning of time, white, black, Chinese, it don't matter.
They just love the bad guy.
What are we supposed to talk about?
SZA tweeted.
I thought we were supposed to talk about this. Yeah, we were going to
talk about that on Patreon. SZA tweeted how
the nice guys
you get a lot more
pussy being nice.
Trust me, that asshole
shit is over with.
Now before I lead with
an obnoxious take, what do y'all
think about that?
Well, I'm not gonna go because my take is gonna be equally as obnoxious fuck out of here
y'all disagree with no you could get no no no no no no no no no don't let him
trap you he said what do you and parks think and then I'll play music you don't
have to get into your but what where do y'all stand me and Parks think and then I'll play music you don't have to get
into your
but where do y'all stand
me and Ish are obnoxious
I used to play the obnoxious
mean guy
role
and it was successful
but I changed my ways
and it worked too
yeah
I used to be a dick
and
being nice
worked a lot works a lot better today.
It does.
But it's not an act either.
Hey.
So we're not going to get y'all takes.
Mic check Mic check, one, two, one, two
It go
It's skate music, yo
It go
Shout out to all the skaters out there
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from
I could be on wheels for this
Apple, Spotify, SoundCloud, Google, Patreon, YouTube
Shout out to everybody listening on their way to work
Everybody at home getting the kids ready for school
And now we do it
People at work dodging responsibility
You know what the time is right
I don't wanna fuss and fight
I just wanna let you know
I'm feeling good tonight
I want you to take my hand
I'm feeling good tonight
Cause I know you like the way that I move
They're singing out there They're singing out there But I know you like the way that I'm booed
So feel what I feel. I don't know
what I would do
to love you.
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
I don't know if I
would live
without you.
You bring me
joy. Why you won't sing with me?
Anybody can't sing with me?
Anybody can't sing like you, yo You have the voice of an angel
Nah, this nigga can sing for real
I'ma get him to sing with me
I'ma get him to sing with me
Hey, come on, it's we in now
Come on, Dirty Max Central
Yo, don't tell that to my girl, yo What? If you her ex Come on, it's we in now. Come on, Dirty Max Central.
Yo, don't tell that to my girl, yo.
What?
If you her ex.
Don't see my girl in Target and start talking about how long it's been since y'all.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
Because she's going to come home and tell me.
Don't see my girl and start talking about the fun shit you used to do.
Remember we went to Great Adventure?
No, nigga.
She don't remember none of that shit no more.
What the fuck is Ne-Yo talking about?
You don't got to answer this if it's too personal.
Leave my girl alone.
But do your thoughts
have ever asked
how to be sexual?
See, look, Ish know the words.
Ish know the words
because he wrote that song.
He's stupid, yo.
Ish, tell us about you
writing that song
and when you said that to women.
You ain't never dirty, Mac?
I'm not doing this, Wish.
It's cool, don't worry about my girl mario hit me a day before we were supposed to record last fall.
I was like, yo, I'm in town.
Can I come?
But I missed it.
It was hectic.
But I'm like, yo, we got to get him here to discuss just-
He wanted him.
Yeah.
Him.
Yeah.
Now, him, a bunch of Jagged Edge songs.
What is Neil?
You heard Neil just now?
Yo, great that you've got somebody and you moved on.
Me too.
But.
But.
Something is wrong.
In the next line.
Yeah, he making me mad.
Listen.
I ain't going to hold you.
He pissing me off.
That's funny.
Or it ain't Or the sink
Bathroom floor
The counter
Yeah alright
Do y'all think that y'all partner
Ever think about their
Ex-sex partners
Probably
Yeah probably
Fam
Everybody
You can't fuck better than everybody
Y'all doing that
That male podcaster thing
I don't do that
Stop
Yes With that very obvious answer Y'all doing that male podcaster thing. I don't do that. Stop. Yes, with that very
obvious answer. Y'all are right with that
very obvious answer. Okay. I'm
asking, what do you think
they think when they're thinking this?
Rasheed used to be tearing my ass up.
Okay.
Yo. Yeah.
Fam, I might not
fuck the best. I'ma keep it a
I might not. I already know what the best thought is. So what I'm saying is I think I might not fuck the best I'ma keep it a I might not I already know
what the best
thought is
so what I'm saying
I think I might be
the best guy
cumulatively
but I might not
I might not have
better dick
than some of your asses
your overall rating
is up
yo you must be
a ain't shit nigga
when you gotta start
using words like
cumulatively
yo
you win
you win in totality?
Yeah, nigga.
Somebody might have been,
yeah.
She look at that clock
and see that seven minutes
went by and be like.
And that's cool with y'all.
It is what it is.
Yeah, fuck it.
What I'm supposed to do?
Fuck better.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Somebody got better dick
than you. He might not be
the better man than you, but he might got better
dick than you. But what if she don't like the better
man, nigga?
I like the worst
nigga. Then go be with him.
No, you could be the worst nigga.
Alright, what that mean? I got the best dick?
Fuck.
It's a trade-off.
Yo, these guys are good.
These guys,
these guys are good.
It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
See why we can't get sponsors.
We come right in with the hot shit.
Wait a minute.
See, he should have to keep that in his relationship, right?
He's not happy with his chick, so he's still calling my chick's name.
That's on you, nigga.
Don't say that to mine.
She ain't calling your name, nigga, while I'm here.
And if she is, that bathroom better be soundproof.
That shower better be.
Yeah, I better not hear it.
I better not hear her peep
Her fucking
Hello
No no
Where she gonna say that at
She better go walk the dog
Better go be in the car somewhere
She had to run to the store
Yo you stupid
We ran out of sugar
It better be something
You're not saying that
Around the house though
He got the sugar
What would you do
It's nothing you could do
Huh
Don't tell me There's nothing you could do huh don't tell me
there's nothing I could do
no no no
not about her saying
the nigga name
I'm saying
if your girl
really thought
somebody had better dick
than you
oh you just done
this fool said
you just done
she way her option
she like I like it better
here though
no but listen
come on
you really wanna have this talk
come on let's have this talk
yeah
so for every girlfriend
like real girlfriend
wait let me reply
and then get to it
good
nothing you could do
got you
however
you don't want to be
in the same ballpark
you don't want to be
in the
I hope I'm in the
upper echelon
you don't want to be
in the
that's what I'm saying
of course there's going to be
a better sexual partner
upper echelon sausage
hold on yo
but see that now
that goes into
like she might not even let you know that.
She's never going to let you know that.
So how do you, you might think that goes to-
I'm just talking about what you want to be.
I'm not talking about you getting confirmation of it.
This could be a myth in your head.
Okay.
But you should, I think, want to be in the vicinity of some of this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Now, unless that's just out of reach, right?
It also might be
all or none.
Sometimes I might be
in the upper echelon
and some days
I might take a day off.
You know what I'm saying?
But does she still know
you could get a day off?
Yeah.
You might be bullshitting
every now and again,
but does she still know
that you could bring smoke?
What about your best smoke?
My dad even
sizzled.
A lot of women,
y'all ain't gonna make it
that far away.
If the best smoke
can't, yeah, they're not with that today. I'm of women, y'all ain't going to make it that far with. If the best smoke,
can't.
Yeah, they not with that today.
I'm a Virgo.
A lot of women today with that shit.
We fuck.
I was about to say,
hold up,
I want Ice Nakes back. I'm a Libra, we fuck too.
I'm saying a lot of women.
I've never heard that about Libra.
I've never heard that about Libra.
I want Ice Nakes back.
I'm saying a lot of women,
like I see them say it anyway,
that yo,
if you got to at least be something,
I got to enjoy the sex with you yeah
women are way more yeah yeah they're not put up with that shit you're not gonna get to that exactly
exactly so if your best smoke is is trash to her y'all ain't gonna get but so far i agree i agree
with that no i think i just right women women tend to be more sexual than us in that they less tolerable of bad dick i could speak for me i can't speak for
nobody else i could and you're speaking for women right now no but i you know i got a million female
friends they tell you like dog if somebody got a a little dick it's nothing they could do with it
shit they'll say like if somebody got regular dick they could work with it but little dick
they'd be like fam it's nothing you could do.
You could be the greatest dude in the world until you pull out the-
And you're the guy reporting this to them.
Little dick analysis here on the JV.
Niggas like, little dick 911.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
But we'll tolerate.
Well, I don't know.
I can't speak for other niggas,
but it's other shit to me,
intangible shit that I could tolerate,
medium body.
See, that's why some women,
it's a two-way street, yo.
And I, listen, we ain't starting with this.
There we are.
We're here.
We're two-way.
There's a lot of women be sparing men, yo.
I would agree with that.
Sparing what?
Their ego?
Yeah. Yeah. I agree. And let me thank the women that do that, by the way. men yo I would agree with that I mean sparing what their ego yeah
yeah
I agree
and let me thank
the women that do that
by the way
I'm appreciative
and grateful
no dead ass
I made a mistake
and was in one of
the little clubhouse
rooms a million years
ago when I was
over there a lot
and you know
you're a dude
so you're trying to
be in the rooms
where all the women
are
and they got to
having girl talk
but like locker room
girl talk like niggas.
And I was in there, but I'm
famous, so I didn't care. I was just talking.
And they started playing some game like
post a picture
of the biggest dick you ever had.
And a few of them started
posting pictures.
You put
your phone down?
I think I dropped my phone in the toilet Cause I had rushed to the
No cause I had rushed to the bathroom to throw up
Like
I wanted to go fight some of these niggas
For harming her
Yo why you put that in her
Why you did that
Then some of them chicks was trying to DM me
Talking about what's good
Nothing now
You know what I got nothing for you over here shorty Yeah No no Why you did that? Then some of them chicks were trying to DM me talking about what's good. Nothing now.
Got nothing for you over here, shorty.
No, no.
I appreciate that from the women.
Shout out to the women out there.
I certainly did not mean to start this graphic
and this vulgar.
Welcome to episode 531.
Yeah.
531 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious,
grateful, and highly favored...
Excuse me. Highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Parks is here. podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored excuse me highly favorite host
joe button here with a few of my nearest and dearest parks is here issues here ice is here
cory is here young boys in the back yeah good to hear from y'all how was everybody's weekend
fantastic man nice little weekend a little party hello party tell us more saturday yeah it was a
euphoria themed party so all the girlies came with little
gems on their face and whatnot.
Of course I decided to take it to the next level
and eat mushrooms.
Yo, Parks.
Hey, TSK.
We ought to cut all of that out.
Why?
He voluntarily ate the mushrooms.
He wasn't slipped.
With the teenagers.
It's a joke. What is an once slipped with the teenagers. Not teenagers. No, it's a joke.
But it was an adulting of age.
I would hope.
Yeah.
But I was losing my mind.
I was having a good time, man.
It was a festival here.
It was like three different parties happening.
No, I had all my clothes on.
Fuck.
Yeah.
That's how much fun we had.
Well, true.
True.
Nah, but it was a festival, man.
It was a party in this side.
It was a party in that side.
Party upstairs.
Party in the yard.
It was...
And I was losing my mind. It was great. Good times. It was a party in this side, a party in that side, a party upstairs, a party in the yard. And I was losing my mind.
It was great.
Good times.
You can't let white people say they was losing their mind and not interrogate further.
Oh, please.
I don't have to be.
Y'all hate when y'all do that.
Y'all interrogate.
It's your idea.
I don't even know what you mean.
I don't know, but what does he mean?
I was just running all over the place.
I was trying to watch the fight. You can't watch a fight when you're tripping
on mushrooms, man.
I felt like I was in the fight. You thought the hook was coming your way?
Yeah, I had to get the fuck out of here.
It was a 3D fight.
The Oculus phone was in the fight.
It was too much. Talking to other people that weren't tripping
and I just had to run out of the
conversations constantly.
And niggas is using the Oculus to beat their kids.
I'm sorry?
Huh?
Definitely.
Niggas put them glasses on and get right to punching them.
He just ran by you.
You tripped him on purpose.
They get right to hooking their little kids.
This shit wasn't even all you could see.
Yeah, y'all got to stop fronting, man.
Some of y'all kids just bad.
That was your excuse.
Oh, shit.
All right, so Parks had a blast.
Mushrooms, ran around streaking.
Great.
Ish, how about you?
Streaking.
Oh, I was on my domestic shit.
I did my lawn.
I don't know what that means.
I did my lawn this weekend, nigga.
Getting your landscaping back, man.
Look how he bragging.
He got a lawn.
You know what I mean?
Ish always had a lawn, though. Yeah. Look how you dissing it He should always had a lawn though.
Yeah.
Look how you dissing it.
He always had grass.
That's stupid.
And he not low.
A little report came out of the rent hikes in the respective areas.
He went and bought a lawnmower.
He went and tried to make shit look cute a little bit.
I know.
He got the rod joint too.
That's stupid.
Sitting on like a little cart Yeah yeah yeah we know
It's New Jersey nigga
You were saying about your weekend
I just was on some home shit
I like that shit
No seriously
I like doing that shit
My grass is fucked up
My little bullshit backyard is fun to
That shit took hours and hours and hours
See
I'm sure it took all day
And your phone was dead
It might have been
I know the game
it's me
I can never get a pound
Ice how about you man
I had a little
second weekend in a row
with Ice
hey
took my baby
on a little date
a little daddy daughter date
and we spent the whole day
those are the greatest
the best shit ever man
I love it
it is what you did we went to the zoo we went the whole day. Those are the greatest. The best shit ever, man. I love it. It is.
What you did?
We went to the zoo.
We went to the park.
We went to the aquarium.
Damn.
You seen all the animals.
Yeah, yeah.
She love all the fucking animals, man.
Turn her back.
And we were going to go to Six Flags on Monday, but the weather was fucked up.
You don't be feeling bad for the animals in the zoo?
No.
Okay.
No.
It's probably the mushrooms. Raised my empathy a little bit. The mushrooms that have you tripping on the zoo? No. Okay. No. It's probably the mushrooms.
Raise my empathy a little bit.
You tripping on animals?
Yeah.
Raise your level of sympathy.
Yo, man, I feel you.
Like, yo, why you in here, dog?
Dog talk back to you?
Yeah.
I'm going to try that shit one day.
But yeah, no, that was it.
Like, just chill out with baby girl.
That was my weekend.
That's a blast.
Yeah, love it, man. What you did, Joe? I was it. Like, just chill out with baby girl. That was my weekend. That's a blast. Yeah, love it, man.
What you did, Joe?
I was away.
Mm.
Ran to Houston.
Little staycation.
For the food.
So when you got money, you just ran to Houston like it was Livingston.
Yeah.
It's nice, bro.
Why do you paint me? One of these days, yeah, you know, I just flew to just took a, you know, flew to St. Bart's real quick, came right back.
It's Houston, St. Bart's.
Just that fast, we get off track.
It's Houston, St. Bart's.
Nah, I'm just saying.
Nah, nigga.
Houston ain't St. Bart's, nigga.
We're in Houston, you know.
Ran to Houston, chill out for a little bit.
R&R, some rest.
Ate at some restaurants.
Some sightseeing?
No, not too much sightseeing i was just chilling i hit the spot and just kind of relax and rest i told y'all when i leave it's about rest i ain't
trying to turn it up in the respective city yo i'm here for one night i'm here for two nights
what's good out here i don't like you gotta start hitting the mixi girls in the town
no no but i just chilled it was a good time uh i think i'm on a diet now that's how that's how i
ate like that's how i ate houston food would do that though what's your south south period
efex cajun lamb chops fucking chicken and waffles the fucking fried okra fucking jerk calamari it's just like wait did you say jerk
calamari yeah they was bugging out there they had shit on the menu greedy motherfucker oh that
should sound good that should sound good as hell bro so it was nothing but a bunch of eating and
laying up and i'm not at the age where you could just eat and lay up anymore like i gotta get
active i gotta get active i gotta get
active and that's what i learned about me too like the room temperature has to be at 69 or 70 for me
to fuck really good feel you yeah feel you like in in just knowing your body and i know i'm being
silly but i'm being serious no no, no, no. And just knowing,
listen,
if you have that at 73,
I don't understand women.
Nah, I like it a little hot.
I like a little sweaty sex sometimes,
but after a meal,
A, not having sex, period,
and B,
it's gotta be cold.
See, that's white privilege.
Nah, it's a little hotter.
That's white privilege.
Is it?
After the meal,
they expect some dick from us,
from us brothers.
I gotta lay down for a little bit.
See, I be wanting to, too.
Being there farting and shit, like, no expect some dick from us. From us brothers. I gotta lay down for a little bit. See, I be wanting to too. Being there farting and shit.
Like, no, I gotta chill out.
Nah.
You like anything?
Yeah.
When it's a little warmer, it kind of get me in my sweaty bag.
Yeah, I might start showing off.
Oh, hell no.
But then you sweating for a while.
Word.
No.
I'ma show off.
You gonna be sweating too?
Well, they going to sweat after about eight pumps, but.
You're a Spartan.
You hear this guy?
I hear this nigga.
He's fucking.
Eight pumps.
Yo, fuck sponsors.
Girls don't start sweating.
Never mind, bro.
Anyway.
Yeah.
It's all right.
It's cool.
Nah, I'm all right.
You got gotta be prepared
for that sweaty sex though
yeah
like
I was
I was
I was sweating like
some type of fucking
Greek goddess and shit
she started feeling it
she was like
spit on me
but I couldn't get
no spit
it was all on my chest
I was dehydrated
and then like
all these grits
in my belly
I'm like
don't die
you want me to spit bitch nigga if I'm sprated and shit. All these grits in my belly. I'm like, don't die.
You're going to spit, bitch.
Nigga, if I'm spitting on myself,
you know me.
Fuck, I'm going to get dizzy in here.
Grits in my belly.
I'm sitting there like.
You know what?
There's a water around here.
You want some?
You want water?
Spitting hot sauce.
Now you done took a break.
You the waiter.
Let me get us both a little drink. Oh, man. Oh, man drink oh man tell you how much truth y'all want to tell today anyway man what y'all want to
talk about what do y'all what do y'all want to discuss uh shout out to the first and last time
listeners shout out to the day one shout out to the patroni shout out to everybody uh actually
before i start shout out to every oh don't ask me where the rant is inspired from,
but shout out to all of the people out there.
How do I word this?
That are not taking for granted all of the things that help them be them.
That might've been a confusing sentence,
but I'm just seeing a lot and i'm hearing a lot
and sometimes we just take for granted the things that are better able to make us function and help
us function right like like your significant other that you might be beefing with or plotting to get away from.
She might be very integral to the functioning of not just your life, but you.
And we might not know it.
That job.
Yeah.
That's keeping you busy.
Friends, family, all that.
I feel you.
There's just a lot of things that help us be us and because life is moving so
fast we might take those things for granted until you see a nigga a few years later or talk to a
nigga a few years later without some of those same variables so I just want to I want to say that
because mental health is always at the forefront. Summer's about to get hot.
Niggas home from jail and they plotting.
No, I just thought that was important to say.
I like that.
That was good.
I thought it was an important place to start because we take things for granted.
We do and we get antsy like, yo, I got to change things up.
I got to change things up.
You know, whatever it may be, friend circle, coworkers, whatever it may be.
And, like, that shit might have been really all right for you.
You just needed a break or a vacation or whatever it may be.
Don't go throwing away the baby with the bathwater or something.
Come on, Ish.
You know that shit.
I got to get an Ish more.
Ish is some more.
I feel you.
That's it.
That's my little cutesy message to start.
I like that.
Now, where do you gentlemen want to begin?
Anywhere in the universe, the floor is yours.
You want to get into some fashion breakdown?
You're looking very fashionable today.
You look like you could have been in the gala.
The gala.
Lots of colors, man.
The gala.
Thank you.
Nice drawstrings, you know what I mean?
Thank you or not.
I don't know if I'm being complimented.
You are. I got to watch Sense of Hum. I don't know if I'm being complimented. You are.
I got to watch Sense of Humor.
People hide the truth in their jokes.
The Met Gala.
All right.
Didn't think we were starting there, but.
We are fashionistas here at the JVP.
Aren't we?
Who?
No, we're not.
We're not.
That was sarcastic.
We're not.
We're not fashionistas.
I'll start calling it out.
Okay.
Thank you.
All right.
So report on it.
One of y'all leave.
Give it to me.
All right, talk about it.
I don't know nothing about the Met Gala.
I still don't know the purpose of it.
What is the purpose of it?
To get fly and show up somewhere.
We're the people that are starting.
A bunch of rich motherfuckers get together and show off?
And get drunk.
It's a fundraiser.
They raise money.
Oh, see, I didn't know that.
They raise money for you to be invited to this event.
You got to be rich.
You have to be rich or you have to donate to, that's where I get lost in what it is.
I don't know if it's one specific cause, if there are several causes, but you have to donate.
And then you're invited.
And then you go and it's a big event and they have a little dinner and it's a show and then there's after parties.
But this is for the elite of the elite which is why i wouldn't know
about it um and that's that and it's a big to do they have a theme every year so so the costumes
are fit to the theme you'd have to be an invite to know what the theme was unless they leaked it
the thing right there in america an anthology of fashion gildeded Glamour. Gilded Glamour.
I don't know what any of that means.
This is all way.
It's fashionista shit.
Yeah.
Way above my pay grade.
It seems like people just kind of wore whatever they thought was fly.
Some people, I'm sure, tried to stick to the theme.
But what do y'all have to report on this?
I was on a plane when all of this was going on.
But they posted all the outfits.
You see them all over.
What's y'all take?
A lot of you niggas
look crazy,
but I'm not qualified
to say that
because I can't dress.
So,
that's my take.
I don't know
nothing about
none of this fashion shit.
It looks weird to me.
You never get in a cape
and a kilt?
I'm never wearing
nothing.
With a snapback on top?
I'm never wearing no shorts with my tuxedo.
No way I might do that.
With the long socks, I might do that.
All right, you got it.
Now, a lot of these people were dressed by a specific designer.
Some of them accompanied by the designer.
So, I mean, this is high-class fashion shit that, again,
I don't know nothing about.
I thought Odell looked great i see
with that fucking uh that green that that dark mint green outfit not that anyone out there is
listening to see who i thought looked great but i thought odell looked really good uh
there's jack harlow he was fly there's a jack harlow conversation ice wants to run from or
have i don't know.
Sales predictions.
Not running from anything.
Oh, you're going to sell a lot of records, I think.
What's a lot?
250.
What?
Let's do it right now.
You have him doing 250?
Next week?
250 is a lot.
Audience, we have bumped into an argument.
We are here.
Okay.
Or debate.
Isn't, what's that shit called?
First Class.
Isn't that the number one single?
It is.
I would put him
in the 200 somewhere.
Okay.
His last album did
51.
Did it have a big single?
A number one single?
What's Poppin'
was a big single.
Was it number one?
I'm not sure where it went.
It had a big single.
His popularity is rising. Absolutely. 100%. big single. His popularity is rising though.
Absolutely.
100%.
A lot.
Star power is a lot.
Come on, argue better.
The Lil Nas X record helped him.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Yeah.
I don't have him doing 250.
I don't have him doing over 100.
He breaks 100.
So what do you got him doing?
I got him 80s to 100.
I see him in the 200 range.
I want to hear more
of the why
from each side
of this argument
the why for me
is that he has
a huge single
and he's got
a bunch of features
on the record apparently
someone said he's got
nothing but legends
on the record
on the album
but we don't know
none of that yet
I don't know anything yet
but I mean
I would assume
that he's got some big features
so Parks is mainly
going off of a number one record
I think his star power
his star power
nah he's star power.
Should have increased since the last project.
And he white.
He was white the last project.
Yeah, but he's still white.
He was still up and coming.
But he's still white.
He's up and coming.
And this is his now second project.
He's reached some black demo.
He's reached way more white demo.
His numbers should do.
A buck.
A buck 50.
A buck 20.
Now, you're only basing this off of what his last album I'm basing off his last
album and what I've seen from there to here now again I give him the Nas record and his record
those are two both of those hit one but outside of that and and with his new single that wasn't
it wasn't a one that's been out for a long time. It was just recently released. So,
yeah, I don't have it pushing it that high.
Maybe I'm putting too much stock in the number
one. That's entirely possible.
But usually, when someone has a hit record
on their album, it's going to do more
than $50,000. More than $100,000.
Wait, they got expectations already?
Yeah, what's the expectations say?
$160,000 to $180,000.
Okay. Jack Harlow's Come Home say? 160 to 180. Okay.
Jack Harlow's Come Home, The Kids Miss You.
See?
Yo, come on, man.
Come Home, The Kids Miss You.
That is so stupid.
That is so hard.
Yo, what's wrong? Expected to debut number one on the US Album. Albums chart next week with 160,000 to 180,000 sold.
Ice, so you're wrong.
I'm not wrong.
We don't know what the fuck it did.
I don't even understand this.
Well, you said you didn't have them breaking 100.
And their projection is not going to be 60,000 off.
I'm just saying, I don't even understand.
We've seen this just last week with them giving Kendrick's projections.
And that album comes out next week.
And I think they're wrong. I think it's going to be higher than that.
I don't understand where you're coming off
with these projections on albums that's not out
and you have nothing to measure.
Well, with his, he's at least got a single.
Okay, what does that have to do? I don't know.
Ice, we'll never know what...
The single is a similar...
It's a sort of gauge.
If you already know your single is the number one single
on the charts,
it means you have some
notoriety
so somebody else
could be potentially
going to
wait for your project
or to buy your shit
no?
whatever he did
last album
and this is just my
ignorant
non-insider take
I stopped looking at that
once they put him on
that little
vacation with Drake
wasn't he on vacation with Drake? yeah he was told me anything I needed to at that once they put him on that little vacation with Drake. Wasn't he on vacation with Drake?
Yeah, he was.
Told me anything I needed to know.
That told me that somebody is looking at numbers that say-
You need to be here.
They trying to go there, and everybody supports him going there.
Get him over there.
Does he have a Drake record?
Do we know?
I'm positive they have a Drake record.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it leaked.
There's a Drake record. It might be another one.
And when is the album dropped?
It don't matter because he's so
there's a word for what he is, but
now I hear the Drake in a lot of his records.
Oh, yeah. He's a
song maker, this guy.
He is. And I'm
I don't want it to sound like I'm hating.
That's not a knock. I'm not hating on
Jack. That's a compliment. I like Jack.
I like his music.
I like the last album.
He's likable.
Yeah.
You just don't think he'll do 250.
I don't know about 250.
I might have been overshooting.
Like I said, I might be putting too much.
And I could have undershot.
I think the 200 range, though.
To go to 150 from your album doing 50, you put himself in a different class.
Yeah.
In a one album jump. In a one album jump.
In a one album jump.
That's not to be overlooked.
He's at the Met Gala with one album.
Right.
That means somebody paid
whatever that ticket was
for him to be there.
There is big money and big backing
and upward stock in Jack Harlow.
And the girls like him too, which is also something that tells me he's going to do a lot of numbers.
When girls like your shit, you're going to sell.
Yeah, the girls are putting him on memes saying,
Oh, look what he used to look like now.
We'll fuck the shit out of him.
Once they start doing that.
I put you above 150.
Play the birds, Rob.
But why?
Why?
Why do you love birds?
He's a bird hunter.
You didn't even peep that.
I didn't peep it.
First team.
First team.
First team.
Who you thought?
Nah.
You're him.
I'm not one of them.
You're not one of them.
I could be wrong.
Again, I probably am, but I just didn't see it.
Yeah, I could be wrong.
Again, I probably am, but I just didn't see it.
And again, y'all can miss me with this expectations weeks before the album dropped.
Usually it was the album dropped, they see how it's moving, they're looking at certain things, and then they make a projection a couple days afterwards.
This is nuts to me when they start doing this.
I don't know where this came from.
I don't get it. I'm surprised that they're not, I didn't realize he was dropping this Friday either.
I thought that there would
be another single.
I'm buying it.
Especially if you had a,
I'm just getting cops.
I'm buying this.
I know there's some shit on there.
His last album was good.
I'm buying this one.
And,
everybody's delivered thus far.
Pusha T delivered,
Future delivered.
I expect Jack to deliver,
and I expect Kendrick to deliver
I don't think these dates
Even get lined up like this
Alright track list out
Talk of the town
Young Harleasy
I'll do anything to make you smile
First class
Dua Lipa
Side piece
Movie star featuring Pharrell
Lil Secret
I got a shot
Churchill Downs
Featuring Drake
Like a blade of grass
Parent Trap
Featuring Justin Timberlake.
Poison featuring Lil Wayne.
Nail Tech, State Fair.
This is out of here.
Yeah, it's gone.
Four singles.
You can read this and know what's going on.
You can see what's going on with this.
Now, back to y'all.
Do y'all have an educated Met Gala take?
Not really.
I don't even know.
Y'all just want to say everybody looks stupid?
No, I don't think they look stupid. I wanted to say everybody looks stupid no I don't think
they look stupid
I just think you know
some of the designers
go far far left on purpose
I think SZA look great
I think uh
Cardi look great
Cardi look nice
um
Blake Lively look really nice
I like that dress
Alicia Keys had on
with the New York City on it
that was hard
it's creative
she gonna find
they gonna find a way
to put New York on some shit
oh yeah
always
always no question but yo you was mentioning I mean not to get off the Met Gala creative. They're going to find a way to put New York on some shit. Oh, yeah. Always.
Always.
No question.
But yo, you was mentioning, I mean, not to get off the Met Gala, but this ain't our bag.
You was mentioning that everybody delivered with their albums.
You see Future went and released a deluxe in his album.
Yeah.
I didn't even see that.
No one did because it's not listed as a deluxe.
So what happened, the album came out Friday.
And then two days later, they dropped.
Huh.
They added six records to the actual album.
Really? It's not listed as deluxe or anything.
What's the value in doing that the same?
I spent a day and a half thinking about that.
And the only thing I could come up with was so if you ran if you if
you stream the album listen to the album during the first couple days and you
might let's say you off it a little bit or something uh-huh now I go add these
six records and these records was talking to me particularly that they was
fam babyface ray 42 Doug little baby little dirt young scooter our features
on the six records that's solely speaking to Ice
now you wanna come back
and join the future
no no
I never left
now you wanna come get back
on the future
you keep trying to paint it
and I never left
he put the Valentine's Day record
and he put the Valentine's Day record
we welcome you
so
we welcome you back
what I came up with Parks
is
if you listen to the album
this will make you run back
and this is still first week okay so now with Parks is if you've listened to the album, this will make you run back.
And this is still first week.
Okay.
So now when the numbers come out, whatever the projection was, this might have ran it.
Give it a little boost.
Yeah, this is a boost.
You heard the rest?
Not you.
You heard the rest?
No.
I didn't hear the rest. A lot of people didn't even know that happened.
I had no idea.
That's the crazy part.
That's the thing and I think
I think
doing it to the
not marketing
as a deluxe
a couple people
are gonna miss it
but the people
that's just going to
check the album again
just streaming
will now see these
extra songs
to go buy
exactly
and they'll get
20 something
and even if I go back
and buy it
I damn sure
ain't doing that this week.
I know people that did.
No,
but I know.
I know.
They ran and was like,
oh shit,
I will buy it next week.
I will contribute to your second week sales.
No,
but what I'm saying is,
if a niggas was late to the party
or procrastinated
and they heard about it,
now they could go get the luxury
of all 20 something songs.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That's the only thing I can think about as to why
you, because we saw Gunna do it.
He dropped the album.
Most people want to drag out the life of the album
by re-releasing it a week or two later.
But I think today the game is
that first week sells.
We don't care about the
life of the album. We want to say number
one first week with a huge number.
So what we'll do is put the big records you're waiting for.
Then go see.
Yeah, we'll throw that on the end to make you run back.
Huh.
That's the only thing I came.
I spent a day like, why the fuck are y'all doing this?
Right.
There's got to be some science to it.
Of course.
These guys are all fucking geniuses. Yeah, analytical. They know what they're doing. There's got to be some science to it. Of course. These guys are all fucking geniuses.
Yeah, analytical.
They know what they're doing.
There's got to be something.
And it says he's aiming for number one with 175 to 200.
Oh, wow.
And I'm pretty sure that helps.
That shit worked at the party.
I'm not going to lie.
It came on.
Future?
Yeah.
It came on.
And it worked.
And he been in the cut I mean he got a fan base
But he been in the cut
Oh yeah he been low
So for him to
He pops up
Drop
Like he don't do too much
He show you I'm working
And just pop up and drop
Jack Harlow might have
Hit about that
It don't even matter
In my second album I am now in Future's ballpark.
Good point.
Or being mentioned in the same conversation.
Yeah, that's true.
Listen, if I do 150 and Future do 175.
You on cloud nine.
And I jump from 51?
Yeah, if Future do 200 and I do 150, I'm here.
I'm here.
And clearly they're going to try to drag the album out
with all these big features.
I can't imagine
they're not going to release
them as singles
coming down the line.
Y'all on his dick.
Jack Harlow,
you're going to have to come out
and sell 200,000 records
for me to spend 30 minutes
talking about you.
My co-host might want to spend
30 minutes on you,
but no.
Once you sell 200K, I might come out and just start talking about you for no reason.host might want to spend 30 minutes on you, but no. Once you sell 200K,
I might come out
and just start talking
about you for no reason.
He's earned more minutes.
Yeah.
He's earned the minutes.
Yeah.
If a nigga sell 200K,
you got to figure out
what's going on.
What happened?
In one album?
Going from 50?
No.
I'm not kidding.
Going from 50 to that?
No, but that does matter. And I'm not going to be the guy to make things crazy. I'm not kidding. Going from 50 to that? No, but that does matter.
And I'm not going to be the guy to make things crazy.
I'm not.
But being white helps when you're doing that.
Yeah, it does.
Of course.
I mean, I'd be an idiot to ignore that.
Fam, the new white rapper.
White people have been starving for a dope rapper since Eminem.
Wait, see, and that's the thing.
Ishton brought us to a great topic, yo.
Because he's not bad as a rapper.
He's not a bad rapper.
Yo, the white rapper has been updated and modified, yo.
True.
And that conversation is not being had.
Yeah.
Y'all going to see, though.
I'm going to come in here with a talk.
If Post Malone don't sell 350,000 records, I'm coming in here to talk.
Why?
Because I've been on it.
Because I've been on it for a little while.
I've been waiting and watching.
Did they get a date yet? Yeah. What is it month oh next month next month june he's dropping and y'all know what that boy do summertime too and if he don't do it
i'm getting into conspiracy theorist mode i told y'all. He's been. He constantly sells a shitload of records. Every time out.
Okay.
Come on.
A lot of months ago.
I don't remember how many months ago.
He went through exactly what Tory Lanez went through.
And his manager or him saying, hey, label got to come have a talk with me.
Well, we're not putting nothing out.
From that, the support decreased.
Dwindled off.
Me and Ice came in here and talked about the weekend having a Post Malone record
and it not really moving too much, right?
And it was a bop.
Same conversation we had with NBA Youngboy and DaBaby doing something together.
Like, you could just, it's subtle signs when you see support decrease for whatever reason.
My speculation is Post malone was in contract
renegotiation so now we're not putting as much so behind we would like we would like you to resign
i'm assuming i ain't spoken about it okay we would like you to resign if you're not gonna resign
on the other side of that it would be yo pay me like you want me to resign
but on the flip side it's no finish that out like you're signed to resign. But on the flip side, it's no, finish that out. Like you're signed already.
And then we can have that conversation.
And that's where the stalemate is.
So now he's got an album coming.
They didn't update the label beef.
They didn't come back to tell us,
yo,
we fixed it.
Yo,
we signed.
Yo,
we did this.
All it is,
is June 3rd.
I'm going to tell you how I got ready to tell us something fishy here.
It's really, really easy to see
artists of this
magnitude
are not announcing
on April 27th
that the album
is coming June 3rd
yeah
that right there
and no singles
nothing
yeah
they got a single
a weekend record
when does the
quote unquote
announcement typically come
fam we just seen
no I'm asking you
No no no
I'm giving you an example
Like
Let's use Future
Whatever Adele did
Six weeks
I don't even
No
I used to say sooner
I'm saying
Yeah yeah
Two weeks
With who
I used to say
They've been talking about this album
You see what Future did
Drop
Yo album is dropping in two weeks
Or a week
Whatever it was
And then the rollout was that week
Leading up to the album
Front page of a major publication Yeah yeah You see you can tell when it's some we're gonna
make sure you do these numbers yeah this is i'm saying i need some lead out i'm saying post is
big enough to not have the single and have the label support and if that scenario was happening
we might get a six-week announcement and then watch the label do its magic over the course of six weeks. We're not seeing that with Post.
We haven't seen Post Malone anything.
And this album is one month away.
Was Post at Coachella?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
He would have been a headliner.
I'm coming in here to investigate that.
He would have been a headliner.
All these festivals have been, we've watched these lineups.
I haven't seen his name
on any of these festivals.
That's a fact.
Just something to watch out for.
Yeah, you can see it.
It's the tea leaves.
The tea leaves is talking.
Fam, you can see it.
I'm telling you.
You know when they want you
to win and when they want
you to lose.
I mean, the fans don't know that,
but you can tell.
You can tell, for sure.
You can tell.
Fam, Kanye pulled out
of Coachella
and they didn't go
get Post Malone.
Word. Fair. Kanye pulled out of Coachella, and they didn't go get Post Malone. Word.
Gotcha.
What were we talking about?
We were talking about Jack Harlow.
No, y'all.
I'm done.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What else were we talking about?
Oh, no.
We were talking about Jack Harlow's album title, which is Come Home, The Kids Miss You.
And I thought that that profound point needed to be expounded upon.
Because if I tried that.
What, that long?
I've tried Come Home, I'm About to Kill Myself.
That was your go-to.
That was one of your top fives, you used to say.
Our friendship doesn't behoove me today.
Like us having a history.
It doesn't put me in the best position to win.
Like you were calling things from our past.
I've tried come home.
I'm going to kill myself.
I've tried come home.
You left a couple Louis bags here.
That's when I realized there was a new level of mad to be unlocked with women.
And I think all men need to go through that.
Like when you call her
and she say,
nah, just burn all that shit.
Damn.
Some expensive shit?
Yo, yo.
Throw it out.
All of the...
Everything?
The 37,000 worth of...
All of your stuff.
I'll put it on eBay and bust you down.
Wait, I caused you so much hurt, pain, and turmoil that you just down to start anew?
You don't even want the bag?
The whole collection?
That is a character builder.
Yeah.
Hey, Louie ain't putting his bag out again.
You sure?
This was a gift.
Limited edition.
Yeah, it's over for that.
She don't care.
Yeah, that one don't really work anymore.
What else have I tried?
Nah, if she don't want
The gifts that hurts
I didn't say
Come home the kids
Miss you
Cause I didn't have the kids
I didn't have the kids
You ain't hit her moms
And ask her moms
To ask her to come home
I've hit moms before
That was the one
And say yo
He's also dropping this
On Mother's Day weekend
What's going on
With your daughter yo
Let me tell you what happened
Yo now you agree
With what that shit she did
I've tried the mother too.
Nah, because I'd be flying with the mom.
Yeah, gotta be.
Mom's got your back.
Come see me, the kids.
Miss you.
Listen, Mother's Day is coming.
Ladies, come on,
let's have a heart-to-heart right now.
Listen.
It's a consistent thing
that happens over the course of
i've seen it time and time again each year on mother's day yo
as men sometimes you're not with your kids mom but mother's day is coming so you want to show
your appreciation and your gratitude for the job that she's doing and helping to raise your child
and taking on that responsibility is tough full-time mom i know it'd be listen i know
because it's tough being a dad so i can imagine it's tough being a mom right so y'all get all
the praise and credit in the world right but sometimes that fucks shit up with who we fucking sometimes we have to explain why we love our kids mom still sometimes you have to go
through why you're showing this gesture this kind gesture this token of appreciation. And that's where
things can get tricky.
What do you mean you're trying to follow, man?
I'm just trying to follow because I would think...
I bought mine at Rolex one time just to do it.
Just to do it here, just because. You're so great and amazing.
Uh-huh. And that was a problem.
Roughest month of my life.
And I'm joking
right now for conversation purposes.
But that can get... That can and I'm joking right now for conversation purposes I'm mad but that
that can get
that can
potentially
it didn't get rough for me
but that can get
tricky
why you just
hey I'll put it to you this way
look
not to be in a girlie's business
but
I'll be in a girlie's business
and a time stamp
we're going to bleep
every one of these names
was allegedly with ***.
Uh-huh.
Posting videos and everything.
Uh-huh.
I saw that.
Video surfaced of *** in bed with his baby mom's.
Shoes off, socks off.
Comfy.
TV on.
You're not going to get in bed with your shoes on.
See, already we in tricky
land, right?
Shouldn't you be able to be in bed
with your kid and your kid's mom?
Y'all
would say yes as men.
No, I would not say yes as men, Joe.
If I'm dating
someone, no, I should not be in bed
with my kid. You can't be in a bed with your clothes on with your kid and your kid's mom?
Not in bed, no.
It's a bad setting.
Intimate setting.
A couch.
The same thing stands with a couch or a love seat or just a close quarters.
No, the bed's a little different.
Slipe it up.
A little different.
All right, well, she was in the bed.
They was in bed, laid up. And then the next day, A- Mountain said, no, I'm, I'm... Slight bit up. A little different. All right, well, she was in the bed. They was in bed, laid up.
And then the next day,
a *** came out and said,
no, I'm single.
I don't know why y'all ever thought
I was with somebody.
She started tweeting.
She said, yo,
somebody woke up blocked today.
Yeah, she said...
She did all of that.
The niggas is outside.
And I'm watching,
and I'm thinking to myself,
why?
A nigger can't chill with his baby mom. Can I, can can i don't y'all try to attack me can i
keep it a buck are you going to yeah go ahead this is not a pander we don't know what dude was telling
and when that's where shit gets tricky honestly when you start downplaying a relationship over
here to the new girl and then
she sees something that's the opposite of what you've been saying listen i'm speaking from the
position of a guy that is not fucking his baby moms but shit could happen to where it may look
like y'all are closer than yo you being on good terms with your kid's mom shouldn't put you in a beef with your significant other.
I agree.
It shouldn't.
100%.
But it does.
And since that's never happened to you guys and really me for the most part, we can't really get into it.
But Mother's Day is about to get tricky for some nicks.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No question.
Absolutely.
Some men are about to not send a gift to their child's mom.
Mm-hmm.
When they buy a piece of that. send a gift to their child's mom just to avoid a headache in the house
because you already walk around with the notion
of someone thinking that
you might fuck your kid's mom
that's what I'm saying there
and again
a lot of that is niggas faults though Joe
a lot of niggas lie
about the relationship with they baby moms
they do they keep her they think
because I got that connection with her that i always can get back with i got resistance when i need to
i got resistance to that i've seen a lot of niggas lie so but but so if but but wait because that's
the worst case scenario and when thinking about shit i try not to think of the worst case scenario
in the best case in a bit well not but only the worst case now i want to only think for it in the best case scenario a nigga's being honest but the relationship fluctuates that's true so now are
you to report every time you're on good standing bad standing great speaking terms it's a little
rocky this month hey the drop off was just dry but, what are you supposed to do as a man in that instance?
Yeah, that's.
That's where.
And what position do you take? It get a little tricky.
Some men take the position of, yo, if I'm with you and I love you, I don't want to have no conversation about my kid's mom.
Ever.
That's my kid's mom.
That's my kid's mom.
You shouldn't even be mentioning her.
But they do.
Of course they do.
But you shouldn't.
And as the man, you got to kind of...
And that's what I'm telling you.
There's so many benefits to having an ugly baby mom, Joe.
Like, women try to ignore that shit.
Like, women be trying to use it to shame you, but it's perks.
Forget it.
And y'all stop doing that shit
Ladies
Hey
Fellas I'm telling y'all
Mother's Day come
At least
Three hours of that Mother's Day
Your girl is gonna be
On your baby mom's page
For what?
Same thing they go on
Valentine's Day
All of the important days
Are like snitch days
Let me see what's going on
Over there
Let me see what kind of Mother's Day gift you got.
Did you just get some chocolates?
Or was it some dick in a box?
Like, what did you get her?
It's going to be a wake-up call for some people out there.
This is what I walk back to.
That's funny.
Yo, but you're in a great standing with both of your baby moms.
Thank the Lord, yes. That's dope.
Yeah, when I say these things, I'm not talking about me.
No, that's dope, though.
No, it's super dope that now you can really buy dope shit.
Right.
But part of getting a great standing with your baby moms is having some of these conversations.
I agree.
And spending some money.
You have to spend some money now.
Y'all think,
see, that's the niggas' problem.
Y'all think getting cool with your baby moms is free.
No.
Y'all think,
oh, I'm a good guy,
but yo, I held it down on the breakup.
Yo, we got a co-parent.
How do we co-parent?
Yo, but we co-parent.
That's what niggas,
I know y'all can't talk about it.
Just leave me on the ledge. I'm here. I'm here by myself. Yo, we got a co-parent. A co-parent That's what niggas I know y'all can't talk about it Just leave me on the ledge
I'm here
I'm here by myself
Yo we got co-parent
It ain't free
You gotta spend a bag
On your ex
To get cool
That's where you're mistaken
It's not your ex
Yo you right
It's not your ex
You are correct
It's your current
I got plenty exes
It's your current
Yeah
Forever
You gotta spend that bag
That's where it turns
Like quality of life And all that shit come in.
Y'all playing.
All right, forget it, y'all.
Look at it.
I knew what time it was.
I went to pick Lex up.
You know, he really likes to run around, and we need more space.
Yo, say less.
If you want to know how I became baby daddy of the year, it's say less.
It's say less.
Let me know when you get it.
Just find it.
Just find it and send it to me.
Now, y'all want to know what my nigga brain was saying?
I can tell you what my nigga brain was saying.
What was the nigga brain?
Then it's in the universe.
It started with a B was in the front of the word.
No, but you got to fight nigga brain. then it's in the universe it started with a it started with a a bee was in the front of the world no but
but you know
you gotta fight nigga brain
you have to combat
that
the shit that your brain
be telling you to do
nigga brain get you jammed up
you know life is
life is better this way
life is better this way
I haven't decided
what I'm getting her
for Mother's Day
but I am gonna get her something
dope
something nice
but part of the game
is you getting anybody something
I'm getting both my baby mom something.
I'm getting my girl something.
I'm getting my mom something. I'm giving
Jackie something, my dad's wife.
I'm getting everybody something.
That's how you do it.
That's how you should.
You had to sniggle, Corey?
You ignored him.
I wanted to ignore him.
I wanted to ignore him. I looked ignore him. You ignore him. I wanted to ignore him too.
I wanted to ignore him too.
I looked at him.
I looked away too.
Come on.
On the more baby daddy news.
Fine.
I guess we'll get to it.
Pete Davidson is rumored to have initial, I mean, to have tattooed the initials of Kim and Kanye's children on him.
To that, you gentlemen say what?
If true, that's very weird.
No, I'm past the weird shit.
He was doing weird shit before.
If this is true, an ass whooping is in order.
I'm done with all that other stuff at this point.
You tattooing her and the kids' names on you now, dog?
It's only been but a couple months.
It's been about six months.
I'm going to say this.
You could tattoo. Public don't know how long it's been. Yep. That's true. It's been about six months. I'm going to say this. Like, you could tattoo.
Public don't know how long it's been.
Yep.
Well, that's true.
That's true.
Touche.
That's a good one.
He ain't three months in doing that.
You're right.
Touche.
But go ahead.
He could.
Some of these motherfuckers is weird.
It's your body.
You could do what you want.
His body, his choice.
I think she should have some thoughts of that like even if it was a
year even if it was eight months whatever the case may be my friend i would look at you funny
like if somebody if i was dating a girl and she had my kid's name tattooed on her in six months
eight months even a year i'm gonna feel some type of way. I mean, unless they're having very serious talks about starting a future together.
I don't know.
That's a different type.
Cause you don't notice it.
Got it.
Dogs.
No way.
I got this new thing.
I do.
We was on the way talking here.
I don't want to share it,
but the fuck are we here? We was on the way talking here I don't want to share it but fuck it we here
we was on the way here and I said for as much as Ish
says that Ice and myself
are the biggest panders in the
world Parks is king
pander okay
and then Ice said I don't know
I don't think that and I said
cause you don't know is it
this
I started off by saying that's some weird old shit but I'm not in their life I don't know like you this i started off by saying that's some weirdo shit i'm not in there i'm
in their life i don't know like you said they could have been dating for years at this point
but that's my definition of pander when you give how you would feel on both sides of the coin
but no put yourself there if you if you're in shoes
yeah see like i'm asking questions like my question is do y'all think
that he did this on his own accord without
having a conversation with him
that's my question to y'all I don't think that
I don't know but I'm asking y'all
I don't know we will never know
but do I think he just went and did that hey look
surprise no I don't think that either
I don't think that either so now
I also think there's been a conversation
between the two of them
how much can we antagonize this nigga I don't think that either. So now. I also think there's been a conversation between the two of them.
How much can we antagonize this nigga?
That's what it's looking like. I don't think that.
I'm not going to jump that far.
I'll jump out there by myself.
Yeah, I don't think that.
You know what I don't think?
There's been a lot of antagonizing going on.
You know what I don't think?
Both.
They're apart.
I don't think that because, and this is, as a mom, you shouldn't want to stir up all hornets nests no every hornets
nest is different my nigga i've dated girls that have been far extreme i've dated girls that have
been calm some of the motherfuckers that go left you don't even want to put no fuel no nigga you
hide all the matches dog so if, so if that's the case...
Hold on, let me finish.
So I think with Kanye,
he's one of them niggas you don't want to stir up.
And I think she knows that.
I don't think that she's trying to lend to that.
Me personally, I don't think she's trying to lend to that.
So why, if you think they had a conversation,
if she's not trying to stir up that hornet's nest what does she
think this is gonna do when he's been adamant when he was posting saying shit like i want this thing
away from my kids the putting out the clip of the the wild shit he said to stand up like the
victim the picture of the daughter sitting on his lap in a golf cart like it seems like we're trying
to get a reaction out of him for whatever reason, whether it be court related, whether it be custody related.
I think.
Can we trigger him?
I think.
To me, this is trolling.
It is.
If you know.
Well, yeah, I don't want to be naive and say, yo, you out and about because, you know, niggas got this 7,000 millimeter lens
that could catch you from way across the street
doing whatever the fuck.
Where he has the tattoo
and how small it is,
he might not think that somebody's going to see it,
but that would be naive to think that.
Dog, today he knows
everything that they do
under the tiniest microscope there is.
He opened his ass up to get him whipped.
Thank you. I'll give ass up to get him whipped. Thank you.
I'll give my pander opinion on this.
And I got it from a therapist.
And before y'all jump down my throat, pause.
Boy, did I argue with the therapist when they brought this shit up in fucking therapy.
But the therapist would say, well, mine did.
Treat her better. If you have a problem with anything that she does after you, then you waste time being mad at it. What you should have done is treat her better. And now you never put her in position to fuck one of these weirdo niggas that's doing weirdo shit to antagonize you for the rest of your life.
I'm not saying that's what's happening here because I don't know.
But if you got a problem with any, because she's a wearer.
She's a wearer.
It's hindsight.
It's hindsight.
Well, should it be when you're in a relationship?
They're not in a relationship no more.
Hold up.
So you're right.
I think that in any relationship.
The things that she was asking for from him.
I'm not in a business
i'm trying to open this up the things that she was asking for from him he didn't hear this for
the first time while she was fucking pete sure she said these things you didn't oblige in her
story she had enough and she wants to start living for her she's exhausted all her resources she can't
anymore that's her story so yeah if you just now thinking that when
she started fucking the new nigga then that's the problem no i think that i think that you're right
in any relationship it could be two homeboys two friends period if you want your relationship to
last treat the other person as you would want to be treated it's just like the message you
started off the podcast with what What? Talking about taking people
in your life or situations
for granted.
For granted.
Cool, right?
I think he took her for granted.
He might have.
It's possible.
I would agree with that.
From the outside looking in,
I'm a thousand percent agree.
I'm with you there.
I think that,
not just that,
I think that where they were
when they started dating as people.
They're in different places.
They are in totally different places.
And when you become
a parent she's a mom of four she's looking at the world differently dog and i think they just may not
be aligned there what he may want now what she may want now may be drastically different it don't make
him wrong it don't make her wrong i think that they are just in different places and where they want to progress to be. Right. But communicating with your partner, you still think you know your partner and you don't think that they would go far left or far right after they break up with you.
And that may be a bad assumption on your part.
It's a mistake.
It's a commonly made mistake.
True, true, true.
So people think
Yo dog
I know my girl
I know my ex
She not gonna do this
You wrong
You don't know that
You don't know that
And so that's what I'm saying
So when you say
Yo
And you
And no
You might have been right
Back then
Up to you
Back then
Yeah you might have been right
Now you can't account for
How she moving
Post
Post you
It's a whole new monster You dealing with That's true Or she You know Nigga you might have been Now you can't account for how she moving post Post you There's a whole new monster
you dealing with
That is true
Or she
Nigga, you might have
No fear like a woman scoring
She could be really
Bruh, she could be really
feeling away after
whatever they been through
Because we said
when they first started dating
it was like
Yo, this looks like
he is just kind of there
He not really trying to
do all the extra shit
That's what we were saying
originally
And now it's looking like he leaning into the extra shit more now yeah it's an ignorant way
to get there but my point is consistent like as men you should treat her right if for no other
reason besides you'll lose the battle if she really want to get if she really want to play
yeah yeah like it's not many men that's going to win that battle if she want want to get, if she really want to play. Yeah. Like, it's not many men
that's going to win that battle
if she want to play with you.
True.
Right?
I think both of them
playing on the same playing field,
but.
No,
you could try to play.
She gonna win.
And the girls will tell you,
listen,
I seen that little meme go around.
Girls are snitching on they self.
Little meme went around,
the nigga, I was proud too, said,
Chicks be so happy they caught you cheating.
No, chick be so happy she cheated on you one time.
Ma, the score is 30 to 1.
Yeah, but niggas can't handle that one though.
Yeah, but that one.
That one hit different for some reason. And they all say it. They know it. They're in the comments. Yeah, but that one that one hit different for some reason
and they all say it
they know it
they in the comments
yeah but that one
I'm sitting here getting triggered
depending on who that one is
and that's the
no no no no no no
the evolution of that
ish is
it don't
I asked y'all that
I asked y'all that a few weeks ago
what don't
it don't matter
who the one is
because if I fuck the nigga that's all the way
down it could affect someone it could affect maybe him if i fuck the nigga that's all the way up
facts it could affect you well you don't know how this might go no and that's equal for guys and
girls so some girls would be like yo you fuck that bum ass bitch i'm So some girls will be like, yo, you fuck that bum ass bitch.
I'm insulted.
Some girls will be like, this nigga really shot to the moon.
I'm insulted.
I feel threatened now because he went way up there.
Yes.
You got to get a middle of the road fuck.
I think a middle of the road fuck, you'll be calm.
You just go get some regular
yeah yeah just regular old nigga yeah but you're saying that on the pod the thing is with men a lot
of men don't know which one will affect them yeah true true true true you're right that's true until
it happens so i think and a lot of men yes until it happens and so many of us are blessed by the protection of women because they not coming
back to say yeah duke let me tell you about this one night at carbone like they're not coming back
to say that to you the niggas that they was putting in your your little chat on what you
call it you know you wasn't taking a clubhouse. You was in Applebee's.
No, the clubhouse chat, niggas.
One of them niggas
caught your thing.
Them little 15-inch niggas
caught your shorty.
She ain't gonna come back
and tell you that.
She not.
She not gonna tell you that.
You started off
talking about clubhouse
and the nigga,
yeah, she not gonna tell you that.
The Lion King caught her.
The Lion King.
She ain't gotta tell me. that's why I'm gonna make sure
to lick the skin off this clit
I don't even got skin
but did he do this
I'm joking man
I'm joking but I'm not
I'm joking but I'm not
that's real
we talking some shit up here
you really don't know
but the thing is with them,
because this is not even a them scenario,
with them though,
it's hard to go up from them.
True.
It's hard for her to go higher than him.
It's hard for him to go higher than her.
True.
So when you start like fishing in a swamp,
that's insulting, fam.
For any girl or any dude it's insulting i'm out here
busting my ass i got you a five bedroom three bath house you down there fucking roscoe work
i want to be enough crazy for you to have to consider my crazy and for as crazy as people
think kanye is he's not being considered in these decisions.
I disagree.
You think he is?
I think he is.
Even if my baby moms wanted,
even if my baby moms wanted,
I don't know,
just using me,
but I'm not talking about mine.
Even if a baby mother of mine wanted to,
wanted they new nigga to initial my kid's name,
initials on them,
tattoo,
I would hope that she
would say i don't know if that's a good idea even if she wanted it to happen i think i would hope
she would consider me maybe that's ego no consider me enough to say if you did that my life would
become unmanageable not even in some type of fearful type of way
but the communication
and the relationship
wouldn't be the greatest
if you did that
I would hope that
that happened to me
that's all I have on this
I didn't have a deep dive
on Pete and Kim
I'm minding my business
I'm trying to find a way
to pod for a lot of years
in the future
and mind my business
I don't see a viable way.
It's hard.
It's a tightrope.
It's really hard.
It's a tightrope.
It's hard.
I don't think that's talked about enough.
Word.
It is tough.
What else do y'all gentlemen want to talk about?
While we're young kids, my kid is turning 21.
Round of applause.
Round of applause.
You've been counting down for a minute.
Round of applause.
May his coming.
I never thought this day would come. I've been waiting down for a minute. Round of applause. It's coming. I never thought this day would come.
I've been waiting for it for ages.
I mean, what I'm saying is it always seems so far away.
Right, right.
Not I never thought it would come.
That's wrong wording.
It always seems so far away.
Like for me, I remember Trey being 13 and 14 and me trying to teach lessons saying,
hey, in seven, eight years, you will be a man.
What are you going to do?
And he would laugh at me.
Oh, I got time.
You know, young people always think they got time.
Oh, I got all the time in the world.
Fuck you, old nigga.
I'm up.
If it's up, then leave it there.
And now here we are.
Here we are.
How's it feel?
Here, Junior.
Feels good.
Yeah.
Feels good as a dad.
Like, you got a black son that made it to 21 and is doing well. There's a much nicer, sweeter version of you.
Head on, straight, mannerable, polite.
He's intelligent.
Yeah, she's getting a Mother's Day gift from me.
1,000.
You did what you had to do.
Now it's my turn to pop in and pay for tuition and cars and all this other shit.
Bar tabs now.
My baby said, yo, Dad, I need some cash at me a couple dollars.
I'm trying to hit the studio tonight, right?
But I was in a bad mood when he sent it.
So I just hit him back.
I was like, nah, I ain't got it.
How'd that go over?
He hit me back and said, this is new age shit.
This is new age shit.
Cool.
He said,
damn, you ain't got it?
That's not crazy?
You start laughing.
Alex.
I'm a show.
Yo,
ain't that some new age shit?
You start laughing a sentence?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
No, I laughed and said,
of course it's crazy.
Of course. Here, take your little fucking butt. That's hilarious to. Yeah, that's a good one. No, I laughed and said, of course it's crazy. Of course.
Here, take a little fucking bun.
That's hilarious to me, though.
That's a good one.
That's not crazy.
That's not crazy?
You ain't got it?
That's funny.
These kids are nuts.
But what if he was right?
He would have really kicked my depression into fifth gear.
Anyway.
Yeah, you would have been ready to jump.
Yes, man.
So I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing with my baby.
Are we going to dinner? Are we going to the strip club? You got to go to jump. Yes, man. So I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing with my baby. Are we going to dinner?
We going to the strip club?
You got to go to the club at some point.
Some club.
You got to go to the strip club.
Get him a good meal so he don't throw up or nothing.
You know what I'm saying?
No, he has to be in the strippy.
Are we going out of town?
Out of town or to the strip club?
I don't know.
I got to figure it out.
But I feel like he deserves something, man.
You got to do something.
But just doing it.
That's big.
I was so hype when I turned 21, yo.
Me too.
I went to OM, I think.
What's the shit they used to make you drink?
OM right across from our cheetahs through the parking lot.
They used to make you drink some dumb ass shit when you turned 21.
I forgot what it was.
They mixed like three whiskeys together or something like that.
It used to be like a rite of passage.
Some white people shit.
I forget.
Yeah, it was white people shit.
I'd be wanting to learn about white culture.
I know.
I forgot what
I think you put like Jack and
Jim Beam and Johnny Walker maybe
Or something like that
For boys or girls too?
I think for boys mostly
Oh
Okay
Jack, Johnny and Jim?
Yeah
It was not a good night
You know actually
Speaking of white culture
Ice had questions that he was asking me
That I didn't know how to answer
Okay let's hear
that he probably should just bring to you oh okay because i don't know nothing about
yeah i wanted to ask you we wear our shoes till they wear out do they yeah they do but that wasn't
my that wasn't it okay that was not my question they do but there is a question in there too
what what is white women's beef with Air Force Ones?
But we'll get to that another time.
Wait, what?
What?
They wear them until they look like elf shoes.
They look like elf shoes.
What they do to Air Force Ones is disrespectful.
And macaroni and cheese.
No, and macaroni and cheese.
And potato salad.
And potato salad.
But no, my question to you is um
not dead ass marks you gotta answer machine gun kelly and megan fox are drinking each other's
blood i'm sorry yeah yeah that's this is so i need to know what's up with this i don't know
if i got an answer for that one bro that one's outside of my uh and it's gotten to the point it might be a couple shades lighter i'm not that quite that white maybe not i don't know i've never heard of this one before no you
tech nine kelly you're kelly you're some type of kelly glock kelly yeah you could be like
but yeah i'm trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with this they've never heard of this
a few drops of each other's blood for ritual purposes.
What are they, Wiccan?
And what really fucked me up was, I think
it was called the American Vampire Association
put out a statement saying
that they shouldn't do that.
Allowing all these associations.
That they should not do that. Yes.
Because they said vampires
are not immune to blood-borne
diseases.
So you shouldn't do that. You should get proper testing
and everything prior to.
So I just need you to...
I have even more questions. Why is there a vampire association?
I had another question. Vampires are real?
Clearly.
And they're famous.
So yeah, let us know what's going on.
This is your people.
I'm not claiming this.
I wish they could see
his face.
I'm not claiming this.
I'm flabbergasted.
I don't understand
why you would drink
someone else's blood.
You know that Elmira Elks
was up there
doing that.
Yeah.
That was those black gloves.
You just said
that you was out of your mind
at your little party this weekend.
What was really happening there? I was just eating mushrooms. Yeah, what was going on there? Smoking weed in the backyard. You just said that you was out of your mind at your little party this weekend. What was really happening there?
I was just eating mushrooms.
Yeah, what was going on there?
Smoking weed in the backyard.
You have to answer to this because Buffy the Vampire Slayer had a grip on white culture for a long time.
Nah, she did.
She did.
I have no answers.
This is weird.
They can't find hot sauce.
I'm just asking.
Is that how you think blood tastes?
Maybe.
Maybe theirs
They're on some other shit
Are they biting
Y'all bite each other
Like how does this work
Yeah how are they getting the blood
Fam I don't know
This is way
We don't deal with
Nothing like this
Yeah
I don't either
And I would like to keep it that way
And I don't want to
Offend the vampire association
By the way like
Have these motherfuckers
After you
Late night
My version of this
was
telling Shorty
yo instead of rings
why we don't just get
wedding band tattoos
like Hov and B
nah
you smacked the shit
out of me
that went absolutely
nowhere
that little
that little tattoo
the wedding ring trick
that's the one
the lady board
didn't go for that
the board of women
the ladies boards.
That should have faded off.
They rejected that one.
Fuck that.
She can't.
You can re-tattoo it.
The light don't hit that on the gram?
You can re-tattoo it.
Nah, that's fact.
You crazy?
The light don't hit that when they gram that.
Fuck that tattoo.
Girl, he said yes.
Fuck out of here.
Like, yo, dog.
Yeah, you crazy?
Yeah, that's some bullshit, though, too.
As a dude, you like seeing the ring on your girl and shit.
Like, that shit's fly. She be showing it off like, yo, look at this. Look at this. bullshit, though, too. As a dude, you like seeing the ring on your girl and shit. Like, that shit's fly.
She be showing it off like, yo, look at this.
Look at this.
Like, yeah, I did that.
Yeah, I did that.
Bank account might look a little cuter.
But okay.
Any of y'all want to respond to Parks?
I just did.
No.
Want to expound?
I said the bank account might look a little cuter.
Keeping the money in the bank account instead of putting it on the ring.
You know, it's cool.
I'm with it, though.
It's their day. I learned something up though. It's day-to-day.
I learned something up here.
It's for them. It's not for us.
It is for you, so it's for them.
I'm not mad at paying for the wedding ring. It's the wedding.
The wedding's expensive, boy.
I'm not mad at her having a ring. She should have a ring.
Women like you. Like I said, it's fly when you see that
shit on your wife. It's the wedding. I did that.
It's the wedding, yo. Now, the wedding
is crazy. That's a lot of money
for one date.
They like that, too.
Do they like City Hall?
Yo, tell your closest cousins
to meet me at City Hall, bro.
Only two of them.
Hey, tell that one good girlfriend
you got to meet us at 2 o'clock
up on the City Hall steps.
Yeah, because I don't even
like the other ones. Yeah, I have to worry yeah just her i'm cool with her the rest of them
come on what else y'all got for me what else is super important in the world yo let me dick
ride real quick if kendrick sells 400 000 records without a single announcement nothing just telling
y'all and bouncing. He's the man.
And now it's looking like it's probably a double album.
Oh, really?
He updated the website again.
That's 800,000.
Oh, what's the new folder say?
And now the new folder has a picture of him holding two CDs.
One says Morale, and the other one says Stepper.
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
800,000 coming right up.
Real quick.
Wait, and he got a book and some clogs and he got his
kung fu pants on
it's over for y'all
is that still a thing
how does that work with streaming
the double disc use account is double
because it was two albums
I don't know shit yo
if it's released that's two albums
like future Hendrix type shit that's two separate albums I don't know shit, yo. Nah, nah. I don't know nothing. I think it's released as two albums. Okay.
Like Future Hendrix type shit, where Future dropped one a week.
That's two separate albums.
That's two separate albums.
People still do double discs, and it's just weird because it starts at one after 20 on
your stream list, but does that count as double?
Nah, I think that... I don't know for sure, but I would think that's an individual.
It's still one album.
I would think.
Just two discs.
But I don't know.
We'll find out.
If someone's got the power to maybe bend the rule a little bit. It's him. It's him. But if somebody don't give a fuck about that, too, it's still one album I would think but I don't know we'll find out if someone's got the power to maybe bend the rule a little bit
it's him
it's him
but if somebody
don't give a fuck about that
too
it's him
that's true too
Kendrick's not playing
this game for the numbers
that's true too
and it's his last album
on the label right
correct
yes
so he'll need to double bump
man his last album
did like 603 week one
I don't know
if it's his last album
on the label that's what he said yeah that's what they all said he said it's his last album with like 603 week one i don't know if it's his last album on the label that's
what he said so yeah that's that's what they all said i'm with tde oh true not the parent label
we don't know oh yeah we meant td good point good point good point that's a totally different thing
right yeah it is good point because td probably don't really care about that shit either yeah
i don't want to misspeak you hear punching them niggas out as they speak about it
and actually they speak about how
this should be the natural growth
that you want for your artist when you sign
them at
front or at the bottom, at ground level.
I love hearing that.
And you hear them say that that's not
looked at enough. Like we always
get the beef stories.
But this is the situation where
he's grown,
we respect it,
we did the job,
and this is the result
of the job.
Your artist moving on
to greener pastures.
And we made a shit ton of money.
Yeah, and we're gonna continue to.
We want him to be more successful
because that's gonna drive up
or pass the shit
that we still owe him.
Yeah.
And what happens,
a lot of these times,
if the beef is because
I wanna hold you back, I wanna attach to you these times, it's, like, the beef is because I want to hold you back.
Like, I want to attach to you.
No, you can't go nowhere.
Yeah.
What you mean you off to start your own shit?
No, no, no.
You in this for life.
But that's about relationship, no?
Like, I think that if somebody really loves you and they want what's best for you, you know what I'm saying?
Like, they shouldn't be tight.
I don't think there should be any contention if you're trying to grow and i also think that
labels and you know business people should want to see you grow because that's a reflection on
you ultimately but they might not have a relationship with you you know i'm saying
like i could be some motherfucker in the office that live in wisconsin somewhere that you barely
ever see it seems like they see each other and they communicate and they kick it.
And they may even be friends.
So you want to see your friend excel.
As opposed to an executive in some fucking office
somewhere that don't never see this
rap artist.
While we're on executive shit,
this just end.
And I'm getting this from Variety.
Shout out to the good people up there.
Drake strikes massive, multifaceted deal with Universal universal music group go down so we can read more uh
you wouldn't know it from sir lucian granger's tone in today's universal music group one uh
q1 earnings call but the chairman of the world's biggest music company confirmed what had long
been expected but never to be announced that drake has entered into an expansive multi-faceted deal with the company that encompasses recording publishing merchandise
and visual media projects such expanded portfolios as grange noted in the call spanning multiple
creative lanes and revenue streams also include the recently announced extension and expansion
of the weekend's deal with umg which aligns him like drake with of The Weeknd's deal with UMG, which aligns him
like Drake with Republic
Records. Drake's deal was completed in
2021. Of course, the
nagging question is how big is Drake's bag?
Not for me.
It's big.
Round of applause.
As cute as they just made a 360 sound,
that bag was big.
That's a big ass 360.
That was a very and let's be clear
that's a different 360
than a regular 360
yeah yeah yeah
they talking about the 400 million
that's a nice weekend
can't be mad at that
no pun intended
400 mil?
but he's jumping in the mad other shit now
Like the
What's the name shit
He got something to do with
Y'all know me though right
This guy's crazy
The top boy shit in London
Yeah and Euphoria
Oh Euphoria too
Oh I didn't know that
What are you saying Ice
400 mil
Yeah
Ain't nothing to talk about Give me the contract What are you saying, Ice? 400 mil. Yeah.
Ain't nothing to talk about.
Give me the contract.
You're signing it?
I'm signing it. Oh, yeah.
I agree to the terms and conditions.
Permanentuity, whatever the fuck.
I don't even got to read.
Nigga, I agree to terms and conditions for an iPhone.
What do you think I'm going to sign for 400 mil?
Yo, you know what, Lucian?
I ain't even got to send this one to my attorney.
No, no, no. No, we get this right now. Here's my bank account number. My routing's right here. Look, you know what, Lucian? I ain't even got to send this one to my attorney. No, no, no.
No, we get this right now.
Here's my bank account number.
My routing's right here.
Look, you want blue ink, right?
I got both pens.
What you want me to do?
This guy is crazy.
Shout out to him.
Getting to that level.
They getting there.
Yeah.
We getting there.
That's the Rolling Stones type money.
All them OGs that they talk about. Hold it, Lucian's the Rolling Stones type money.
All them OGs that they talk about.
How old is Lucian and all them niggas?
60s?
Lucian's older.
No, I'm saying like most of them label heads, right?
Lucian is older.
The hope that this gives aspiring acts for the next few generations is that Drake was able to accomplish this much faster than we've seen before.
Hov is a billionaire, but boy did he have to bust his ass.
Rihanna
is a billionaire. That came fast.
Kanye is a billionaire. You've seen what he had to do.
Drake is not reported to be a billionaire.
He's knocking on the door.
He on the door. If he not there,
he's right there. He's knocking on the door. He on the door. If he not there, he's right there.
And he will be there.
He'll be there.
God willing.
And if you look at
all the names
that you just mentioned
comparing what he's done,
which is,
for the most part,
he does a lot of shit,
but for the most part,
still mostly just music.
Music-based.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
he don't know streaming company.
He don't do shoes as much.
Like,
that's very impressive.
A lot of Rihanna money didn't come from music right
which is like he's doing that we'll never know man at this level the job is to hide or
everything this guy's got his hands in so much for sure for sure his hands and everything and
you could be a billionaire and just don't want to yeah oh yeah you know what i'm saying like
i think a lot of times i don't even understand that part i'm again i don't have that level of money but
telling how much i got like i think even with kanye when he remember when the first number
came out he was like no that's wrong i'm actually worth this get it right no he made them go yeah
i know search it that's ego driven though in my opinion
yo when is it okay
to have ego
you should have ego
I think it's
it's levels to it though
you know what I'm saying
like some people's egos
cause when you really
think you the shit
you don't gotta tell everybody
right
like you really
sit in your
what if you excited so you say it sit in your... What if you excited?
So you say it.
Some people's ego be based in their...
What if you excited about your ascension?
You say it.
You don't gotta keep reminding us
every 20 minutes.
I'm telling you,
some people's ego be based in their insecurity.
Yeah.
No, it is.
A lot of niggas' ego
is based in their insecurity.
Because you have to feel the need to tell...
Like, I think there's a ton of billionaires out here
that just don't want my name in Forbes.
No facts.
Give a fuck about no Forbes.
Such a fact.
People pay to get in the Forbes list.
Yes.
And people pay to get out of it.
I'm sure.
There you go.
Don't put me in there.
If you really stand firm in what you do,
you don't got to tell nobody.
It's not about the recognition at that point.
Fuck that.
Congratulations to Drake, Lucian,
the entire music business actually because I
do believe that everybody in the
recording music business
benefits from Drake being in the
recording music business.
That's how powerful
his halo effect is.
It affects everybody. Not for nothing too.
All of us here
grew up in the era. I was just reminded of the Napster era on a Cypress Hill doc I just watched on Showtime.
It was a good doc, by the way.
But we all witnessed a point when music was not valuable.
To see someone in this generation get that kind of money is pretty amazing.
And like you said, predominantly music.
Yeah.
That's pretty amazing.
In this genre. Right. That's pretty amazing. In this genre.
Right.
That's important too.
Because hip hop has been valuable, but it wasn't valuable to the hip hop artists.
That too.
There's billions of dollars in hip hop to them.
So to see somebody who isn't a hip hop artist, well he's a pop artist but still still in the hip-hop
realm get to that level that's amazing it's amazing and that's why i asked how a lot of
these people are because the age of the gatekeepers matter doug is 82 80 something years old it just
said 62 no that was lucian 67 Doug Morris Doug was 87 gotcha
so again
now here comes Kaiser
here comes
you get what I'm saying
like
here comes those guys
that are gonna be there
in those seats
and so I think
that's the way it changes
I think that's changed
honestly
not to move the conversation
but
I think the same thing
applies to politics
I agree too
it does
I agree
definitely
I agree too
definitely
I'm sitting here watching they talking about the Supreme Court there's a draft yeah I think the same thing applies to politics. I agree, too. It does. I agree. Definitely. I agree, too. Definitely.
I'm sitting there watching this.
They're talking about the Supreme Court.
There's a draft.
Yeah.
That's these old politicians up in there just trying to control this shit.
Facts.
With that particular situation?
You disagree?
Yeah.
I'm listening.
Because I think that one of the things pushing this is some of the newer people.
Like if you want to start, we won't go here.
We could go.
But I think that some of the newer people, because some of the newer appointees are spearheading this as well.
But the appointees don't get to that level without some backing pushing.
You don't like the newer supreme court justices right i think that some of the newer ones are you got to write the vote on this particular topic i think
that now like with the new music shit it's different because when you start talking about
again kaiser and those guys they were brought up here they understand the culture they understand the people that the
culture is surrounded around so i think they would be more um in tune and empathetic when you take
doug he's 80 years old though he don't understand what little baby's going through he don't
understand the environment that little baby comes from i'm talking about these politicians
particularly to get to that court.
I'm going to relate it.
I'm going to relate it.
Okay.
So when you bring in the new people into the court, you would think that they would be more relatable.
You can understand why the old Supreme Court justices would not be relatable to today's American people.
Maybe it's conspiracy theory to me or something I don't think
you make it to be a
Supreme Court nominee
without the right people
okay with you becoming a
Supreme Court nominee
but that right people
is on two totally
different sides of the
spectrum allegedly
you get what I'm saying
I get it we just saw
one get
appointed
and the quote unquote
some of those right people
were against her appointment.
And I think those
some of those people
have an older ideology
of where we should be.
So when I relate it to music
on the up and comers
like some of these new executives
the punches
and all of these niggas
and 10 10 20 years
they they're gonna be the top of the brass no i agree with that they are going to be more in tune
from qc they're gonna be more in tune than today's politicians 100 that's what i'm saying but i just
think all the way across the board do you understand my point or no there just needs to be my point
on the hall you know i understand your point i think I understand what both of y'all are saying
yeah I don't think
back to the Supreme Court
I don't think you make it there
the right people
the right people is going to always change
circumstantially right
that's what I walk away from
both of y'all points
you don't get there without the right people
depending on where there is the right people is going to change get there without the right people. Depending on where there is,
the right people is going to change,
but you need the right people to do it.
That's what I take from what y'all said.
Gotcha.
I want to lead out with an apology
to a few people.
One of whom being the Greek freak,
but I'll save that
for second
a few weeks ago
we brought up
Daniel Caesar's name
in a really disparaging
light man
it's tricky when you do that
you come in here
you get a few jokes off
it's real funny at the time
and then niggas go on
to be fucking great
it's like fuck
gotta walk some hood back.
We was on here,
whatever award show that was,
Daniel Caesar performed
with Justin Bieber.
He did the little peaches thing.
He did the red carpet.
Nobody took a picture.
We came in here
and laughed, laughed, laughed.
I had a blast laughing.
That's my man, too.
Shout out to Daniel Caesar.
That's fucked up,
but I was laughing.
It was funny.
What do you want me to say?
I laughed.
Keep going.
And Daniel Caesar is supposed to be, quote unquote, canceled because he was supporting
white pussy when he wasn't supposed to.
That wasn't the time to support white pussy.
He did a little bit more than that.
He was supporting Karen.
He did a little bit more.
Didn't support white pussy. That's all he did? No, but the way he did it. Him particularly. He was just to support white pussy. He did a little bit more than that. He was supporting Karen. He did a little bit more. Didn't support white pussy.
That's all he did?
No, but the way he did it.
Him particularly.
He was just supporting some white pussy, yo.
Some of your favorite niggas don't support white pussy.
Like, that's the thing, yo.
We was a little hard on Daniel Caesar for the white pussy he chose to defend.
But!
And then he dropped some shit.
It didn't really make me, like, really get there.
But now, Daniel Caesar is back.
Please Do Not Lean is the name of the record.
And I'm here to tell you.
Had you leaning?
Bopping?
Weaving?
See, when we cancel niggas, we forget about the greatness they did.
Like, Daniel Caesar is still the guy that made Get You.
Like, modern day classic.
Let me play it if you don't know that record, because some of y'all, I'm going to go so crazy on that amp.
Have you been back up there yet?
Yeah, I'm crazy.
I'm going to go on that amp, boy.
Have you been back up there?
No, don't you worry, buddy.
Okay.
That is your bad. If you're listening, buddy. Okay. That is your bag.
If you're listening,
there we go.
Let me find this.
One of y'all talk, please.
No.
I thought you had it.
Just y'all talk.
No.
Well, I'm still with,
when you step out like that
and get canceled,
you got to live with it, bro.
But I wasn't,
we wasn't cracking on him for that.
We was cracking on him
for how disheveled he look
on the red carpet.
Yeah, but he made this record right here-ish.
And if you make this, there's a chance that you can make it again.
Like, oh no.
Listen, y'all made us get rid of R. Kelly and Trey Songz catalog.
You ever heard this? You ever heard this?
You ever heard this?
Oh, this is special
Download this
Oh, now I gotta let it play a little bit since you never heard this
Undoubtedly a modern day classic
Yeah
When I say modern day classic, all of the girlies know this record.
There's been mad covers and remakes and redos of this record.
This record, without a lot of backing, shot up his popularity.
It was a very organic.
It's like Rosamond for Lucky Day.
This is what did that for him.
Oh.
All right, they singing out there, so let's cut that shit off. Now, listen.
Daniel Cesar is back with Please Do Not Lean.
Nobody paid me for this, and I ain't spoke to him.
But, wow.
If he's going to keep doing this see sometimes when y'all
cancel niggas they just go back in the lab and dig further in their bag right if he's gonna do
this Alex you heard this record right of course he did if he's gonna do this 10 times on a project
then I don't want to talk about
Daniel Caesar cancellation anymore.
Sweet Emily,
my bride to be,
just how long will you stand next to me?
Daniel Caesar, I'm sorry.
For we both know it's more than a load for you to bear.
This is Joseph Button,
Joseph Anthony Button Jr.
Please accept my,
listen.
It break my heart, but I don't understand if you allow you back. I hope they do. But Joseph Anthony Button Jr. Please accept my... Listen.
Maybe they'll see Zahava and allow you back.
I hope they do.
I really never left,
but I was wild.
I was found.
Say what you just told me.
I wasn't Zahava.
You know, niggas never lose When they just embrace being unstable
Honestly
When they just get that vulnerable
And what I mean by this is
Cause you might not fuck with this
But if you in that D'Angelo type of bag
That Daniel Caesar type
If you like that
He's about to go crazy. The sound of this
record tells me that and if you don't get it from the first half of the record
then let's fast forward to the end. Hold up.
You're all you need. I see this your way.
Use your brain.
Yeah. When these artists change the beat in the middle of the song, it lets you know Use your brain Yeah
When these artists change the beat in the middle of the song
It lets you know exactly what they're about to do
You don't even write this type of chord progression without your album about to be classic
The more that we both try to fight it
The harder it's gon' be
I wish that we could stay united
West Side Highway, hand on the thigh
I know that you're gone
I miss you, the kids, I'm the kids miss you, come home
You left some things here in the other room
I'ma call the lady
Hold up
And it goes
Oh my God, y'all
Uncancellable
Listen to this
In the sky, in the sky, in the sky Just leave me
Stand back and leave
Leave me
In the sky, in the sky
Dog
This record is amazing, yo
This record is amazing
Sounds good
Please Do Not Lean
Daniel Caesar.
It's a whole album, just a single.
It's just a single.
But that's why I'm going crazy like this.
Because when you do that on the come out, once you've been canceled in the backlash
and you the butt of all the jokes, you have a special project coming.
Same with Sabrina Claudio.
It's just them two, really.
So Daniel Caesar, Daniel Caesar, hi.
Please accept my most humble apology for something.
It was somebody else that got canceled.
Chrisette Michelle.
She got canceled too.
For what?
The inauguration shit.
The inauguration shit.
Chrisette Michelle got her record deal in 2004 and the inauguration cancellation shit happened in like 2014 i'm just telling you that was the third one that
it's not the same they can't these niggas never put a project out and they got to canceling 19
and 20 year old artists they cancel anybody is what i'm saying they can't you just name two
people that they cancel whose catalogs we have to throw away now. I'm playing R. Kelly shit.
This summer.
Last summer, I had this feeling like the summer was about to be lit.
And Daniel Caesar's 27.
Got it.
Thank you.
I had this feeling like summer was about to be lit, and it was kind of a letdown.
This year, it don't feel like summer's about to let down with...
No, no.
I told you.
It seemed like it was going to deliver.
This is going to be one of them
spring looking like
it's about to be
flingy
you talking about
he ain't even got
weight
that nigga said
flingy
spring looking a little
funny out here
it's true
I'm not saying
I'm a cheat
I'm saying there
will be opportunity
in abundance
a plethora
I'm faithful I will be opportunity. In abundance? A plethora.
I concur.
I'm faithful.
I ain't doing nothing.
I don't need a house.
But there will be great.
Is this nigga calling me?
Part of the show nigga calling me.
Thirsty to be part of this.
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Yo. hello hello hello hello yo nigga i said i was calling you i mean i i ain't no i mean i mean
to call me but i mean all right jj we here now what's up jj how you doing what's good i kind of
sitting a few questions so i don't even know which one this one is.
All right.
Well, let me give it to you.
Your question reads, and I quote, if your friend dates a girl that you used to have
a sexual kink-based relationship with, but never dated, fucked, or had intentions of
doing so, is it your job to tell the friend about the situation even though you never
popped?
Am I wrong if I say nothing and let his girl tell him?
Yo, JJ, what kind of shit you was on, man?
Please expound for us, JJ.
I mean, as far as...
When you start like that, you a kinky nigga, yo.
You are a kinky nigga.
What do you mean you never popped, dated, or any of that,
but you had a sexual king-based relationship?
What were you doing?
I've known her longer than I've known him.
Oh, you like this girl.
Give me the goodies.
You're going to start with my loyalty is to her.
No, no, no, no.
I ain't say none of that.
My loyalty is to the homie the entire time.
To the cake.
You said the cake. But
shit, we had like
mutual interest. She's kind of dominant.
I'm kind of submissive.
Like some of the same
artwork and stuff like that.
Like hentai and shit.
Yo, you hear this dude?
Yo, fam.
Now get the fuck off, yo.
What were you doing? He said we like artwork. Yo you hear this dude Hey JJ Now get the fuck off yo What's the kink
What were you doing
He just told you the kink
He said we like artwork
Nigga that ain't
He said she's dominant
And I'm submissive
They don't tell me shit
She choked you
She tied you up
What were y'all doing
I mean we was
We was still in high school
At the time
So it wasn't like
We was like doing nothing
Too major
We would just
Text, role play
And then we linked up a few times
for her to sit on my face, but that's it.
Wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
The things that y'all pay me to tell me.
It was just kind of like a suffocation kind of thing.
Oh, so you ain't eating?
Did she just suffocate you?
No, I wasn't eating nothing.
I had no interest in eating anything.
She farted on you?
Is she heavy? I don't know if y'all are playing with him. I have't eating nothing. I had no interest in eating anything. She farted on you? Is she heavy?
Whatever.
I don't know if y'all are playing with him.
I have real life.
No, that's a real question.
Well, she sat on your face, but you didn't eat it?
No.
I had no interest in eating it.
I didn't like her like that.
She sat on your face with pants on?
Yeah.
It was kind of like a suffocation, like weight type of thing.
Oh, you're into being suffocated.
A little bit, yeah. Got it, got it, got it, like weight type of thing. Oh, you're into being suffocated. I love it, yeah.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
I understand.
All right.
All right, and she was suffocating you upon request.
But this is in high school.
How many years ago was that?
I've been in high school six years now.
So it's yesterday, nigga.
You young niggas, the way y'all use high school
and childhood friend,
I don't like it.
Six years ago is yesterday, right?
I mean, to me,
this is still on me.
But wait, hold up, hold up, buddy.
Hold up.
I still feel the same way.
Listen,
and now she's pursuing
a serious relationship
with your friend
and he doesn't know about y'all.
Oh, at this point,
she told him, but he's mad that
I didn't tell him first. What she told
him? I sat on him?
I don't understand what she told him.
I told him that we had a little
thing, the kink-based relationship
or whatever. Let me ask you a question.
He was upset that I never told him.
Let me ask you a question.
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Kissed a girl?
No.
Her.
No.
You never kissed her.
You never hit it.
You never sucked no titties, kissed on the neck.
None of that.
You didn't have a kink-based relationship.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
She sat on his face.
That's the kink.
Yes.
That's the kink.
That is the kink.
Yes.
I'm into being suffocated, and I have someone who understands my kinks, and she comes through
the handle just that, and then she leaves.
That's the kink.
And my thing is, that's more of a reason to tell your homeboy.
Yeah.
It's such a unique situation that you want to tell it, because it don't come up in casual
conversation.
If I could see, you might be shy to might be shot expound on that because a lot of
times people's lifestyles they'd be having behind closed doors my thing is if ish bring a chick to
my house that used to fucking gargle on my dick and throw up on it because that was the king sex
based sex based if you bring a chick to my house that puts my dick in her mouth while I have jeans on
because that's the kink
I would want to
I should probably tell you that
it was sexually
her sin
her sin on his face
if you got off on that
that's sexual based
so you tell him like
as soon as they
they have
any type of thing going on together
yes
yes
and I can't just
either not say it
or just let her say it it's not on her to say it well she
don't have the friendship with dude that's your man that shouldn't be your concern she shouldn't
have to do your dirty work you have the relationship with this dude so you're supposed to value it not
her she should also tell him too but it's not your business what she's supposed to do that's
your asking from your standpoint yeah that's in any situation like even if he ain't like cucked her he ain't like say he's serious if they just had like
because it started off as like you hating hey yo stop looking for you looking for the out you
trying to find a justification not to tell them and he's hating that's true i am trying to find
the justification but i ain't trying to hate at all i don't think it's hate i think you're trying
to not tell him and you're looking for a reason He already found out
He know
He know
I just
The friend is mad at you
So apologize nigga
My bad
What happened
My bad
I should have told you
I was looking at it this way
Yeah
It sound like that's just a talk to me man
Yeah
I didn't tell you because this
I was looking at it
This
Like you said
I was looking at it this way
You still my nigga though
Alright
Don't really sound like
a relationship he values that much either no he said homeboy is his man man you want her to
suffocate you again no oh then why then why not tell him that's your bag you gonna die nigga you gonna your little kink
gonna get you choked out
hey that's the way to go
if that's my shit
you better live near a hospital
oh
if that's my shit
I ain't mad at going that way
if that's what I'm into
better hope homeboy
don't try to choke him out
nah
homeboy over there
getting suffocated
by your love love
he the one getting suffocated
now you miss that
shit you miss how she used to do that shit in high school too hey yo fam you ain't gonna find
that many girls that's gonna sit on your face with jeans on your face ain't even sanitary
and without scratching your skin wow yeah man rough rough jeans
sit on your face with corduroys on Yeah, this guy's crazy, man
Hey, JJ, come on
Hey, so who's suffocating you now?
I'm talking to a few people
At the moment
Oh, you're a serial suffocator
Suffocatist
Suffocatee
I like what I like, man
How old are you?
Young, could you just
Left high school
Left high school
You got about 23, 24
Yeah, you got the 22's out here
Getting suffocated
With the corduroys
Yo you niggas is different
You niggas is different
I got the internet man
You can see
That's what it is
Internet
So yo that's all she did
Was just suffocate you
Why she ain't wanna fuck you
Yo your answer to everything is...
You don't notice that?
Yeah, I know.
I mean, you asking me questions
I wouldn't have been concerned about.
I wasn't trying to fuck.
I had interests.
I was interested in it.
Got you.
I was cool with it.
Yeah, that's his shit.
But she never tried to...
Like, you know, it ain't matter for us
what we want. It's about what they want. But she never tried to, like, you know, it ain't matter for us what we want.
It's about what they want.
So she never tried to pop?
Uh, not, like, physically, like,
reaching forward or nothing like that, no.
You got one pillow on your bed, don't you?
No.
Because what setting were they in
for her to sit on his face
and then not try to go further with him?
The grass.
In a car.
In a car?
What kind of car?
Honda Accord.
Holy shit.
If y'all don't get y'all poverty stricken.
Hold up.
Time out.
Time out.
Hey, JJ.
The coupe?
How the fuck somebody sit on your face in an Accord?
In any car, honestly.
She wasn't that tall. It was the new accord.
The new accord
looked like hatchbacks.
So he let the seat back,
he laid back, she climbed over the seat
and sat on your face.
I just want to know how you found out you was into that.
Whose accord was it? Yours? Yo, yeah, how you found out you was into that. Whose accord was it?
Yo.
Yeah.
How you found out?
How you knew?
Like,
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm just asking.
We'll hang up on him soon.
No.
I started off on an elementary school trip because I've known her my entire life.
So we've always had like stupid conversations where I already know what you're into.
Like you're in the anime like I am.
You're into the same.
She's into your friend,
nigga.
Shut up with this anime shit. She's into your friend, nigga. Shut up with this anime shit.
She's into your friend.
Don't tell me about
y'all having these
mutual interests
when you weren't
interested in her.
Do they sit on each other's
faces in the anime world
or something?
Like, I'm just trying to
figure out where you put
Ayo, let's just try this.
Where did that come from?
When you came,
you know how to get
into your king bag.
I wouldn't say the internet.
I wouldn't know specifically probably something I've seen in my childhood. Got you,inked, you know how to get into your kink bag. I wouldn't say the internet. I wouldn't know specifically
probably something
I've seen in my childhood.
Got you, got you.
Okay, okay.
No judge,
I just was curious.
You're not kink shaming here.
Not at all.
No, no, no,
y'all good, y'all good.
I totally understand.
I probably do need
to be kink shaming,
but um...
You might be into that.
Oh, you might be on top.
You want some next level shit.
If you let somebody
sit on your face in a Honda,
you a bad boy.
You probably got some real other shit in your tuck no this sounds like an ego crusher to me if any of
my friends started my kink girlfriend i'm gonna feel away a little bit even if we didn't
i didn't want to that's my king girlfriend but if they don't know i don't know
girlfriend but if they don't know i know but it's not like it's personal it's just that's the first person that's i know interested in the same stuff but it is personal you can't say that to me i'm
kinky nigga stop it it is personal because you're not running around sharing your kinks with ava
that is true you know this one i am no he's not he just that's a lie stop it yo so time out every
girl every girl yo i like to be suffocated sit on me no he's not. That's a lie. Stop it, yo. So time out. Every girl. I'm not running around telling every girl, yo, I like to be suffocated.
Sit on me.
No, he's not.
That's true.
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
I know you're not.
So that is personal.
Yeah.
And now you're a personal friend.
Because that's a vulnerability that most men are not willing to share.
You're not willing to admit to somebody that you're into some abnormal shit.
Knock it off, yo.
You know why it hurts to lose your kink girlfriend?
Because you have to start all over with the kink shit.
Yeah, find somebody new. You have to find somebody that you
trust like that, share that shit with.
Hey, is she going to tell somebody? Is it embarrassing?
Am I ashamed? That's what niggas have
to go through. Yeah. I did have
to go through all of that. I think this
nigga's hating. I think he want to fuck his kink
girlfriend. I don't think he want to fuck her.
Even if you don't want to fuck her, I think he wants that kink
again from her.
She said,
because that's the other thing.
Hey, you shut the fuck up, JJ.
All right?
Because that's the other thing
with kinks.
Now, does your new kink girlfriend
do it as good
as your old kink girlfriend?
I don't know what
the suffocaties are into,
but she might be lit
at suffocating.
I'm not trying to be funny.
No, no, no, no.
It makes sense.
The other girl might not
sit on you right
but he in some other shit.
What's your other
fetishist, J-Rock?
He ain't gonna tell us.
Yo, I love the show.
I'm a huge fan.
I watch all the time.
No, I'm talking about
what other kinky shit
do you fuck with
the girls with?
We are the unpackers.
I would say majority everything. about what other kinky shit do you fuck with the girls with? We are the unpackers. Uh,
I would say majority everything.
Like, it's not too much.
That's all I've learned is for me
as long as I really fuck with the person.
Because I'm pretty open-minded.
So it's like,
I could be in the feet.
I could be into women
just because they're taller
and I have a height fetish.
I could be into...
Dudes?
Nah.
So then there are boundaries for you then
Uh yeah
I guess
Yeah he gotta talk to me when he's 35
You young niggas
As y'all figure out your kinks
What you like, what you don't like
What you're into, what you're not into
I can't help y'all until y'all know for certain
And he sound
like he's still got some more some more exploring it's exploring yeah he's got some more i mean i'm
open to the exploration that's all i'm trying to say but it don't sound like he wants to
oh girl back honestly yeah what i get from what he's saying it sounds like that
he's trying to understand why his friend is mad at him like yo why are you mad at me you know
and the friend is like you should have been the one to bring it to me i agree it's not like i
don't see that i didn't do anything wrong but i did feel like this would be something we'd be able
to get over maybe that's selfish of me but yeah no i don't think that's selfish you to think that
if this is your friend that y'all can get through some shit
no
I think y'all still have the chance
to get through it man I'm gonna say a prayer for you
kinky ass niggas
we appreciate y'all man
we appreciate you too JJ man breathe
breathe okay like live
nah I was mad nervous before I got this phone call.
I'm not even gonna lie.
There's no need to be nervous, JJ.
We're here to help.
This is a safe space, and Joe Budden
is a safe space leader.
Hey, man,
I appreciate the pod. I watch that every day.
It's my inspiration. I really need it.
Thank you, man. We appreciate you, man.
Good luck getting choked out, bro.
Peace.
Peace, bro. Peace.
Wow.
Okay. Alright.
My second apology is to Greek Freak.
Okay.
I was wrong. About?
I just dismissed
them having the
chance to even win this series.
I liked Boston in that series, but I don't know no more.
Even if Boston wins, I was just too dismissive
in what I thought the Bucs could do without Chris Middleton,
and I was wrong.
Greek Freak is like a man.
That whole team is really, really long.
If nobody's going to punch Grayson Allen in the face,
then they're tough.
They've got shooters.
And Greek Freak seemed like you could come to him with the injury report and he's just going to terminate it to it and say,
don't worry about it, I'm still going to play.
Like, it don't seem like, yeah.
You got to beat him.
It'd be seeming like nothing don't really faze him mentally.
He don't really got an ego.
Only if the Nasus ain't there.
Like, that's when he gets sad
like when his brother
ain't on the sideline
cheering him on
that's the only thing
that can affect him
that's like his kryptonite
that's gotta be lit though
the Nasus
hell yeah
play this brother
like yo dog
he get dunked on
he don't get fucked
he just
like you don't even know
he got dunked on
he just get the ball
run right back down
like it's nothing
I agree
I just had this argument
that is my apology
to the Greek freak
Boston y'all gonna have to get it done y'all gonna have to get it done I don't know It's nothing. I agree. I just had this argument. That is my apology to the Greek freak, Boston.
Y'all going to have to get it done.
Y'all going to have to get it done.
I don't know.
I don't like Boston.
Well, get your shitty sports takes out now.
Go ahead.
The floor is yours.
All right.
Let me get my shit.
Let's go, Sixers fans.
Well, one, I need Doc Rivers fade at one point.
I need my five minutes.
Keeping him beating the game.
Absolutely.
Keeping the starters in the game, period.
It's under four minutes and you're up by 30, 29.
It's terrible.
Starters do not belong to be in, should not be in that game.
I'm with you.
Period.
With that being said, I still believe in the Sixers.
Tobias Harris has stepped up to where we've been waiting for him to step up to.
Maxie's that dude.
Maxie's that dude.
And I think if James could just give us a hint of what we know James could do,
we can be all right.
Ice.
R. Kelly believe he could fly.
I don't know what that man believe.
The Sixers are taking
They asses
The fuck home
Miami is stacked bro
They can't stop Miami
At all
I don't think the only
Maybe Milwaukee might
Could beat Miami
But that's it
Out the east
The rest of these niggas
Going to fuck home
These niggas is good
No Miami's good
And I'm going to give
A Greek freak
A little bit of props
Again I think
Chris Middleton is the fucking man.
But if he can pull it off without Chris Middleton, yo, I'm going to give him way more props.
That's it.
So you're saying like he needed, it was like a-
I thought that.
I thought that.
Yeah, I thought that.
If he could do it without Chris Middleton, he's going to get all my praise.
But I don't think so.
I think they could beat Boston
because Boston is two one-on-one,
but...
So how do you have that series going?
Milwaukee-Boston?
Yeah.
4-2.
Milwaukee.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you got a sweep in Philly?
Yeah, they out of here.
Okay.
Baby.
Niggas are getting raked on up.
B, you going to throw that mask on and come in and fucking get him.
He better.
Because if he don't, y'all niggas is getting swept out with the trash.
You don't think Memphis got a shot?
Yes.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Be at the bar.
What they want, Reposado?
What they want.
They can get whatever they want.
It's shot o'clock.
It's open bar.
Shot o'clock. Shot o'clock.
Shot o'clock.
Stupid.
The Grizzlies going to be right there
for shot o'clock.
Four?
John Morant,
T. Morant.
Four?
You think it's a sweep?
You think it's a four game?
No, man.
They're going home.
I don't throw.
You don't care how many games.
I think they're going home.
Of course they're going home.
I just don't.
I don't even think they got
the mental fortitude to play at this point. This ain't Anthony Edwards, yo. That's true. This ain't Carl Town games. I think they're going home. Of course they're going home. I just don't... I don't even think they got the mental fortitude
to play at this point.
This ain't Anthony Edwards, yo.
That's true.
This ain't Carl Towns.
You think they were right for ejecting Draymond?
Yeah, honestly...
It don't even matter.
Yeah, I don't even care, yo.
Yeah.
Draymond can not play.
He still does.
Damn!
Draymond can sit down this entire series
and I believe that the Golden State Warriors
will get it done.
Shit.
Okay.
Shit. So they don't have no
chance. No, no, no. They don't have a chance to be done.
Yo, I'm clear in like
the people that I go all the
way Stan mode for. His name
is Stephan Wardell
Curry.
That's it. Y'all know
who he is. Y'all know
who he is. Don't talk to me about
none of y'all new fascinations.
You've definitely told us.
And I'm a big John Morant fan, but it's
levels. There's levels
and there's leagues to this.
We're not... Stop, yo. Stop.
Send these young boys home. It ain't even about him.
And they're not even at their full strength. Stephen Adams
is not there. Listen, y'all did that with
Minnesota. Minnesota ain't ready for primetime.
Stephen Wardell Curry is not the one.
And with help?
They just out-
Yeah, I don't want to talk about the Warriors, y'all.
The Warriors is on cruise control until they see Phoenix.
And if Phoenix happens to beat them, I wouldn't be mad at Chris Paul finally getting the ring.
I would cheer for that.
I would cheer for that.
So to you, the title's coming out of the West.
I told y'all. I know, but you just said if- The Warriors are winning the ring. I would cheer for that. I would cheer for that. So to you, the title's coming out of the West. I told y'all.
He said,
I know,
but you just said if
the Warriors are winning the title
and you just said that,
I said,
I said that before the season started.
I'm not leaving that.
I think they're only waiting
to see Chris Paul and them.
And even that,
I don't think they ready
for the Warriors just yet.
The Warriors are going to win.
That's been my pick.
Y'all,
I was telling Corey, if the Warriors win, y' Warriors are going to win. That's been my pick. Y'all, I was telling Corey,
if the Warriors win,
y'all have to make me an award.
We got to go back to arts and craft class.
Yeah, come on, honestly.
Y'all have to get some Elmer's glue,
tape some shit together.
We'll go get you a trophy, man.
A little bit of foil.
Y'all haters on the low.
Y'all are fucking haters.
Nah, we'll get you a trophy.
Hey, nigga, I gave you your props.
We give you your props on the Rams.
I want an award.
Like, make some shit.
Put some effort into something.
Oh, man.
Drake said they'll make awards for you.
Sheesh.
This boy is barbecue sauce.
Stop playing with him, Joe.
John Morant.
He's nice.
They just don't have the personnel.
Joe, but I'm a huge John Morant fan.
I follow him on Instagram.
I had to have that talk myself. You want to follow John? I might John Moran fan I follow him on Instagram I had to have that talk
I might want to follow John
I might got to go
I follow him
I like him
I'm not disrespecting him
by saying his levels
it's not ready yet
that's all
their team is not ready
it's not him
they just don't have
the mental fortitude
to beat some niggas
that been in three or four
championships before
these niggas know how to win
they know what it takes to win
yeah they just know how to win
it's nothing wrong with that. You're not
going to get another game where Klay missed
two free throws back-to-back like that.
True. Listen, it was an anomaly.
Golden State out-rebounding
the number one rebounding team in Memphis.
Draymond got ejected.
That was your game to win. Game one
at home gets you some confidence. You had a layup
at the end of the game. A layup at the
end. A layup that you make any other time says yourself like you lost confidence going into this one and you
better win game two yeah you better just worry about game two going back to the bay and you know
why golden state is them dudes clay clay admittedly had a bad game he missed those free throws and at
the end when they won he was around, super excited about the win.
Like, damn, we fought through even with the missed free throws.
And he said in an interview, Iguodala had to come pull me to the side.
He in street clothes.
They showed it.
Iguodala in street clothes tapped him.
Yo, it's a game.
You relax.
Hey, we didn't come here to win a game
we came here
to win two games
the fuck are you
jumping up and down about
and he said
he was grateful
thank you
he ain't chilled out
cause he's right
and that's why you need
them veterans on the team
even if they ain't street close
I watched Kyle Lowry
do the same thing
from Miami's bench
and that beautiful ass
little golf outfit
he had on
and the hat
the shirt was alright no no it was good he was killing but he's coaching the whole game Yeah, he did. And that beautiful-ass little golf outfit he had on. That was a nice little shirt. Nice little shirt. And the hat.
Nice little hat.
The shirt was all right. No, no, it was good.
He was killing it.
But he's coaching the whole game.
He's coaching the whole game.
He was.
You need that veteran leadership.
And that's what I said.
You have to have that.
They are missing.
Certain teams are missing it, yo.
You need the mix of the P.J. Tuckers.
Them niggas go unsung.
They might not score 40, but the 12 points, the little dirty rebounds on the floor with 30 seconds left, 40 seconds left, that's what makes winners.
That is what makes winners.
We give all the props to the stars, but the other niggas win, yo.
The other niggas help you win.
Yeah, it's a team thing.
It is, yo.
It is.
So that's why I picked Miami.
Like, Miami got veteran leadership, and they got young guns.
I think they just going to get it done.
For the chip or out the east, you're saying?
They're coming out the east.
Miami's coming out the east.
I had the Bucs earlier, but
without Middleton, I like Miami's chances.
I thought Boston was going to show up
better, but they're not what they
looked like. Still, Boston,
they play deep, but they one-on-one
too much on offense. It's the way it looked, though. They played deep, but they one-on-one too much on offense.
It's the way it looked in that one game.
It looked that bad?
Y'all got to avoid.
Y'all come on in.
Y'all got to avoid recency bias, yo.
What you mean?
It's a game.
It's a game.
Tatum is still Tatum.
It is.
One game.
Y'all writing them in the score.
That's what I'm telling you.
Let the coaches get the coaching.
It's styles, yo.
It's like boxing.
Styles make fights.
First of all, them niggas in Milwaukee is grown men that play defense.
You're not going to just be one-on-one in them like that.
Tatum comes down, JB comes down, they go one-on-one and they get buckets.
The nigga, KD, the problem with the Nets was KD had to stick him.
KD gets the luxury of never having to really defend nobody like no fucking Tatum.
So now you're going to come down on offense
and defense and have to work?
Yeah.
That's why you start shooting jump shots, nigga.
Because you're too tired to go to the hole.
Mm-hmm.
You understand what I'm saying?
I get that.
And then my man was like,
yo, dog, KD,
every fucking time he got the ball,
they was bringing a double team.
Get the ball out your hands, nigga.
Mm-hmm.
You're not going to be a facilitator.
Get the ball out your hands.
And he couldn't take it.
So we're going to see.
But these niggas play deep.
Both of these teams play deep.
Yeah, that's why I'm just hearing it.
The way y'all writing Boston off like that at the one game is fucking weird.
I don't think Miami got the offense, yo.
We're trying to close this.
Oh.
Yo, y'all agree with that?
Unless there's another sports take that I'm missing.
No.
Y'all want to predict series?
Y'all know what's going on with me.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody know who I'm picking.
Phoenix, Golden State,
Miami, Bucks. Yeah.
That's mine. I watched Phoenix
beat the shit out of Luka and them.
They can't beat them. That's going to be damn near a sweep.
I still... I think Memphis
could do it. We have closed this.
Boston, Philly.
Um...
I haven't seen Ozark. I watched it. I haven't seen Ozark.
I watched it.
I haven't seen the first half of Ozark.
You got a lot of binging to do.
I like the way I chose to do it.
I'm going to have a nice weekend watch
ahead of me. All I see is people
saying that Ozark did it the way
it should be done. I liked it.
It's phenomenal. Please hurry up and watch it
so you can give it a take. I haven it. And it's phenomenal. And please hurry up and watch it so you can give a take.
I haven't seen one bad review of Ozark.
I've seen some people hate it.
How do you manage to avoid spoilers?
Well, you have discipline.
So you...
Well, I don't avoid them.
So you read them?
No, I just try to scroll real fast.
That's like if somebody sent me a bad text,
I'm done reading that text at the fourth word.
Once I see what it is,
then I'm done.
I don't need to delete Twitter and any of that. If I see it, like they
told me that, I won't say it to y'all.
But I did see one spoiler alert, and even
that got me excited to watch it.
Ozark, for me, is one of the best shows
at that genre
of all time. It's up there. It's up there.
Even with that, like I said, some people were disappointed
in the ending, and I don't want to even
venture into spoiler alert, so I'll leave it there.
Please, thank you. I promise you I will watch it this weekend. I liked it a lot. By the time we Please, thank you. Thank you. I promise you I will watch it this weekend.
I liked it a lot.
By the time we come back,
I'll be ready.
I promise you I'll watch it this weekend.
I'll say this.
It was realistic.
Okay.
I saw the Snowfall finale.
I wasn't mad at it.
That was the best episode of the season.
That Snowfall finale was banging.
It did ruin my day though.
Actually, my week.
Wow.
Now I can't get out of my brain what I would do if I lost $75 million.
I can't stop thinking about that.
He keeps spazzing in the offices.
He's tearing shit up.
And they're looking at him like something is like,
damn, nigga, you all right?
But I lost $75 million.
It's not just that.
The person and the man that I became to gain that $75 million now troubles you
more that you don't got it.
That nigga became a murderer.
That nigga became a liar, a thief, a this, a that.
He was a fucking straight A honor roll student.
You know what I'm saying?
And you probably have to become it even more to get it back.
To get it back.
And not for nothing.
Yeah, exactly.
I was going to say, if you, as Joe Budden, lost $75 million, I'm pretty sure you're confident that you could figure out a way to get it back.
Yeah, you ain't get it back.
As a guy that got a hookup from the fucking FBI to illegally run drugs for however many years, and now they're not fucking with you and they took your money, that's a difficult thing to bounce back from.
He can get the plug again for the drugs.
You could do that.
Not that kind of plug, though.
That's good.
Because that's what, what's the name of them star going to? Columbians. He could get the plug because he the drugs you could do that not that kind of plug though that's good they because that's what what's the name of them start going to colombians he could get the plug
because he is who he is but now you got to start murdering more niggas you got to step on more
tools you got to do this you got to do that and i was out and i was out the game out that's the
important part i made 75 million dollars i got in the real estate deal that's clean i was out
and the real estate deal that they got on the table was going to even
solidify him that much more and now you don't have that real estate deal on the table anymore
right that was the one like you know i'm saying that might have been the one to push him over the
top he don't even have that deal no more so now look at what he had to do to go get some of that
money back yeah yeah put you in a different space i'm at episode five of the uh succession this
nigga don't know nothing now. He got full-blown
dementia.
Oh, man, I'm not
going to watch it.
Nigga, keep going.
I'm going to watch it.
You on season one,
episode five?
No, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, no.
The current season.
No, no, no.
Oh, I ain't.
The current season.
Yeah, keep watching.
No, he don't know
nothing.
Keep watching, bro.
Wait.
He fronting?
I think that's what I'm
saying.
Keep watching.
This is hilarious, though.
It's hilarious what they're doing on that show
that show was amazing
I'm not caught up
so let me just skip it
but
I'm almost caught up on
Winning Time
it is all that you guys advertised
no
Winning Time is good
that shit is very good
I didn't watch the last one
but yeah
I didn't watch the last one
I have to watch the last one too
yo I'm not gonna hold y'all
they starting to promo
magic shit on Disney
I heard it's dope
and it looks great
where is it
oh magic show
the four part magic series on Disney. I heard it's dope. And it looks great. I heard it's dope. Oh, magic show.
Magic has its own. The four-part magic series on Apple Plus.
Doc, right?
DocuSeries.
Yeah.
Michael Jordan, Larry Bird.
It's real time.
Jerry West.
It's real shit.
Real people accounts.
And that's great.
And it does look great.
Yeah.
They got this out first.
I like the fakes.
Not only that.
When you can fake some shit.
Not only that, to me.
The dramatizations are excellent.
I got this out first.
Docs are not entertaining, fam.
They are, but it's a different...
They're informative.
You seeing fingernails now?
No, you freaky.
No, they're not.
They're informative more than entertaining.
This Laker shit is funny
it's great
yeah
and
and other shit
Parks
cause we're the
Marvel guys here
oh right
oh don't leave it yet
don't leave it yet
since he just said Lakers
uh
Phil Jackson is
reportedly helping the Lakers
with their
head coaching search
and that's what I mean
yo
like
man
I just want that to happen to Black
people one time where you get a gig and it's just a
lifetime gig. He done fucked the Lakers over
so many ways and he can still just call
and he'll hire him. No, he done calling.
I'm popping the owner.
Ta-da!
She come home and say, y'all need help, baby.
What you gonna say?
Daddy got you. Thank say? Daddy got you.
Thank you.
Daddy got you.
Daddy going to help you out. I tried to get you when you hired that last bum.
Y'all didn't want to listen then.
Y'all was tuning your little ass up in the air.
But now, come on back.
Shout out to the Lakers.
I'm not a Laker fan, but shout out to them.
Just for what Dr. Buss was able to do.
Yeah.
Some niggas, y'all. I'm loving winning do. Some niggas, yo.
I'm loving Winning Time.
Some niggas, yo.
You can just see his hustle.
It is so dope
to watch shit like that.
Yeah, it is.
That shit is dope.
It's inspiring.
Because it's not a shitty
dramatization either.
Like, they're
doing it.
You know what I mean?
It's creative, artistically,
visually, all that shit.
From whose perspective
is it not shitty?
Jerry Weston is shitty.
Well, from them,
it may be very shitty. From just an onlooker. It's not like it's like well from them it may be very shitty from just an onlooker
it's not like it's like
you know what I'm saying
it's not some
quick throw it together
dramatization
oh you know from mine
this is the greatest shit
since sliced bread
I'm gonna be real mad
when it ends
me too
is this a limited series
or is this a
no it's a series
series series
no on the limited
they'll be back
you think
yeah
no they gotta come back yeah they're coming back they have to come back Adam McKay make a lot of money it's a series series series no on the limited they'll be back you think yeah yeah they're coming back
they have to come back
Adam McKay make a lot of money
it's going to be corny
yeah it's going to be corny
when you start seeing
how much money
shit make
they come back
they didn't cover nothing
as great as this is
they in
one season of basketball
the Lakers were the Lakers
for the whole decade
but it's called
the winning season
I'm assuming
it's called winning time
winning time
they starting with yo he bought he bought the forum nah that's correct for the whole decade. But it's called the winning season, I'm assuming. It's called winning time. It's called winning time. Winning time.
They starting with,
yo, he bought the forum.
Nah, that's correct.
That's correct.
This could get wild.
It could be.
And I do think
that they will continue.
I do think that they will continue.
The only thing I'm concerned about
is, again,
it's Adam McKay
who does major blockbuster films,
so I don't know
if he's going to have
the desire or time
or energy
to keep doing it.
But maybe.
They make it make sense.
You get the time.
Facts.
Yeah.
Facts.
Anything else we need to discuss
before Sleepers?
Did part of the show.
Sullen Parks.
Oh, Marvel.
Get your shit off.
Falling back.
Doctor Strange 2 is this week.
Okay.
Which is a big deal, apparently.
No, it's a very, very, very.
Yeah, you've been telling us,
I think, for years at this point
that everything is revolving around Doctor Strange.
Ever since Endgame,
everything we've seen since has been leading up to this movie.
Got it.
Oh, that's why it's important.
Yes, this is the one.
Like, literally...
But is this the restart button?
Is this like episode one of the new...
The restart button was hit episode one of WandaVision.
Got you.
Right after Endgame. That was the restart button was hit episode one of wandavision got you right after endgame that
was the restart button got you so this is really the first major picture of the no we had spider
man spider man oh sure and that introduced the multiverse that's where all this shit is the kung
fu flick that shit was shang chi shang chi but even spider-man which is why dr strange plays
such a huge role in that movie this is is all setting up to this. Okay.
And they had the world
world premiere last night
in LA.
All the actors
and everybody out there.
I deleted Twitter.
Like I'm cool.
You will not spoil
the spoilers already
seeping out.
When are you going to see
this weekend?
This weekend.
I'm first showing Thursday.
It's three o'clock.
That nigga got pre-sold VIP.
Yeah.
Bring the look into me seats.
First showing.
So, yeah, everybody's excited.
And this is, for all us Marvel MCU guys,
this is the one we've been waiting on.
So, we'll see where we're at.
I'm going to go watch it.
And Cinco de Mayo's coming up.
I got to do the loser shit.
What's that?
And just start the whole Marvel MCU from scratch?
You kind of don't, though.
That's the cool thing about them, I will say, is that you can kind of hop in, whatever,
and it's going to be an entertaining movie or series or whatever.
If you want to follow the story, you do.
But this is, so from Iron Man 1 to the end of, actually, no, it was Iron Man 1 to the
second Spider-Man movie
that was considered
the Infinity Saga
okay
that's one story
yep
then right after that
this is starting
a new saga here
got you
so
can't fuck with Ice
what you mean
okay
what happened
nothing
oh
yeah so if you
like wanna catch this
I'm not MC you man
you see me shutting up
yeah yeah
it's a clear out
it's a iso
I'm playing fam
hey
oh I see what you did there
can't spell iso
without ice
talk to him
you can't
but talk to him anyway
but nah
so if somebody
was just wanting to watch this
you can pick and choose
a couple movies
to get here
but to fully I get what you're saying but like If somebody was just wanting to watch this, you can pick and choose a couple movies to get here.
But to fully... I get what you're saying,
but my wife, we go see these shits.
I'm only, I would say, a casual.
I haven't seen every single Marvel film,
and I can pick up and be entertained.
Yeah, yeah.
My wife doesn't know none of these shits, really,
and she'd be like, oh, that was great.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
He's not dependent on seeing every second of every movie
in chronological or story order. No, no, no. You don't have to do that you can go see the movie it's it
has its explosions and all that shit to just make a good action flick if that's what you're looking
for but there are those of us who have been watching this shit since iron man 1 in 08 right
and it all ties together so i run and watch watch all of the Disney Plus shows and all of this shit that's leading up to here.
I do too.
Got you.
You see what I'm saying?
Well, I'm very excited for you.
But I'm going to watch it too.
Oh, it ain't just me.
It's a lot of us out here that's excited.
That's true.
But you're the biggest MCU fan that I know.
So I'm very excited for you personally.
Well, thank you.
I'll take it.
You're welcome.
All right.
Now we can get sleepers.
Got that out the way.
All right. Back in the game. I'll take it. You're welcome. Yeah. All right. Now we can get sleepers. Got that out the way. All right.
Back in the game.
Tag you back in?
It kills me to be silent on the side.
You get the exercise bike over there?
I'm trying to be better at it.
Trying to be better at it.
You did good, though.
You did good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, I know it ain't my bag.
Come on, Roe versus Wade.
I'll sit back again.
You'll jump in the Roe versus Wade.
Sure.
I'll try not to
you will though
cause it's racy
you think I'm a racy guy
I try not to be racy
I know that I fail
at that in the past
I fail at a lot of things
at work
but
no it's racy
it's gonna have a
disparaging
yeah I'm falling asleep
at a plate right now
yeah
yeah
yeah it's fine
Patreon get racy over there maybe maybe I don't know I mean we wanna have fun over there disparaging yeah I'm asleep at a plate right now yeah yeah yeah it's fine Patreon
get racy over there baby
maybe
I don't know
I mean we'll have fun over there
anyway
what am I doing
let me make sure
there's nothing I'm forgetting
I'm sure there's something
I'm forgetting but
no we take it to Patreon
I apologize
it's cool
it's good
alright Brie Runway
let's get to it
somebody like you.
Shout out to her.
No, Joe Biden.
I'm going to go so crazy on that amp, I'm telling y'all, man.
Niggas can't fuck with me.
I'm just glad you got over it. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Can you see through my dear? Don't wanna wait till morning hours
Don't wanna wait too long, let's dive in
Cause you are such a precious diamond
Imagine finding somebody like you
Somebody like you, somebody like you
Somebody like you I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'd trick somebody like you Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
You're the one to see it through
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Shine the light into the truth
If I had another chance at life
Baby, I would say yes and do this twice
Hoping our worlds would collide
I'm embracing this paradise
We can go on and on and on and on
And more and more, yeah that's what I like
Take me to the moon, to the stars
High above
Don't wanna wait too long, let this happen cause you were such a precious diamond
imagine, but I need somebody like you
somebody like you
I need somebody like you
Somebody like you
Somebody like Somebody like Somebody like
Somebody like
Somebody like
Somebody like
Somebody like
Somebody
Somebody
Somebody
Somebody
Somebody
Somebody Somebody
Somebody like you
Somebody Baby, somebody
Somebody like you
Oh, I wanna date somebody like you
To some fucking tight like you Cause she still going crazy She cursing? Yeah Dude, she gotta use my suicide line
Yo, you gotta get your own material Do some fucking time for somebody like you
Do die somebody like you
Do die somebody like you
in your phone right this second
on DSPs right this second.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, niggas just quiet.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Man.
I thought Pac was about to be like
staring at the world through my rear view.
I'm like, damn. All right, I'm going. I'm going to go to be like, staring at the world through my rear view. I'm like, damn.
All right, I'm going to the Bay Area.
Okay.
Artist named Lil Yee.
And he's called Not Like Me.
Put a flip on a 50 Cent record.
Okay.
Not like me.
Not like me.
Yo, boy, how you make this? You not like me Get the drop, you don't spin the block, you're not like me
Hundred thousand, a couple spots, you're not like me
Baby, I woulda had a shot, you're not like me
Like me, dude, you're not like me
Get the drop, you don't spin the block, you're not like me
Hundred thousand, a couple spots, you're not like me
Baby, I woulda had a shot, you're not like me Like me, dude, you're not like me, hundred thousand, a couple spots You're not like me, baby, I would've had a shot
You're not like me, like me, dude, you know
I'ma say anything happen to me was part of God's plan
So right now I talk to him with FN in my hand
Don't think I'm crazy, cause I don't fear a man
And I don't trust a soul, I see friends, snake by friend
I'm thinking that we gon' ride to the end
But if you leave me while I'm up, then that's the realest shit you did
If I die, who gon' take care of my kids?
Never mind, they be straight right in
But it ain't safe where I live
In the place where I live
Shit, the good die young
And the rest doin' bids
Seven, six, twos
They be swingin' K's where I live
These young niggas want a body
And they standin' on business
But you get the job, you don't spend a block
You're not like me
Hundred thousand, a couple spots You're not like me Hundred thousand, a couple spots, you're not like me
Baby, I ain't with a hundred shots, you're not like me
Like me, dude, you're not like me
You get the drop, you don't spend a block, you're not like me
Hundred thousand, a couple spots, you're not like me
Baby, I ain't with a hundred shots, you're not like me
Like me, dude, you're not like me
You wanna make it through the pain, you gotta make it make sense
You can either die today, live in a cage, free of rent
I was made in the shit, I was raised with the shit
Mama moved me out the way, but they ain't save me a bit
Me and Oli in licks before the 40s and the sticks
We was pushin' out with six shots, knowin' that we sick, nigga
Time to separate the real from the bitch, yeah
These niggas knowin' that they bitch
I got a bed full of evil thoughts in my Satan
I been coulda fucked your bitch, she still waiting in the bed with no drawers
Beds with four doors, cheap piece hanging, no flaws
Oh Lord, you see me in my city, I'm at least riding with fifty
And I know the pigs wanna get me
You think of San Francisco, probably think it's so pretty
Not to mention that them young niggas grimy and gritty
You get the drop, you don't spin the block, you're not like me
Hundred thousand, a couple spots, you're not like me
Baby, I would've had a shot, you're not like me
Like me, dude, you're not like me
When you get the drop, you don't spin the block, you're not like me
Hundred thousand, a couple spots, you're not like me
Baby, I would've had a shot, you're not like me
Like me, dude, you're not like me. Baby, I would've had a shot. You're not like me. Not like me. Like me, dude.
You're not like me. Not like me.
You're not like me.
Niggas don't rock like me.
No, you're not like me.
Baby, I would've had a shot.
Yeah, that's Lil Yee, Not Like Me.
Again, Bay Area.
What's up?
All right.
I'm going to play some new old music.
The Clips first album
exclusive audio footage
is out now on
streaming platforms.
I love when that
shit happens.
Breakfast in Cairo
featuring Corrupt
and Nori.
Congrats to
Push on the number
one too.
You'll never catch
these fugitives
at his high speed
Wave hoppin' water, see through blue on jet skis
They twist trees, bangin' they head to my single
Meanwhile we minglin' with chicks, that's bilingual
Haters be like, we sick of them
Niggas in the whip, sippin' gin
Switchin' lanes without signalin'
But they watch they mouth, cause my dogs, they ignorant
While I'm laid back, rockin' the link
Fuck with y'all things, stress, index finger mixin' my drink
You see we hot like two four fifths with gold clips
Ain't none of y'all fuckin' with this, it's hopeless
Malice on that bar, sauce, shake, cut your throat, shit
This is for my thug hustlers, dealers and gun runners
Do my niggas lock, holdin' it down and body numbers
Picture eclipse with the whole clique in black hummers
Sackin' them chips and plus them tricks, get nothing from us
My thug hustlers, dealers, and gun runners
Do my niggas lock, holding it down in body numbers
Picture the clips with the whole clique in black hummers
Sacking them dicks, and plus them tricks, get nothing from us
I work her up, in LA, you know my main homie
Reading books by thugs, it's like Monster Cody
Get on some N.O. shit, like what up, Bodie?
Ayo, off top, I'm like Puff, we just won't stop
I get drunk and hit them hoes with the spin-off cop
Neptune's laced to beat, that'll rock your block
I'm moving on like Maya and Silk
We don't mix like Henny and Milk
I got the cover and krill
Now everybody a thug, look what I build
I keep it hot while them sissy niggas been done chill
I let them live when you know I coulda had them killed
Five thousand and one, stayed laced by Troy Fuck a Nori then you know that you some dumb
boy Me and Clips got clips for y'all faggots and
boys This is for my thug hustlers, dealers and gun
runners Do my niggas lock, holdin' it down in body
numbers Pickin' the clips with the whole clique in
black hummers Stackin' them tips and plus them tricks,
get nothin' from us I play for bomb, nowadays it's like Vietnam My nigga Norrie runnin' round with a Glockenspawn
I'm a specialist at this twist, cock and cyst All your money, homie, ain't nothin' funny, homie
You got a fat bitch, I bet she could eat a big fat dick with them big ass dicks
Triangular game, change up the game, it'sanged Make all the hoes bounce, Neptune's blaze a ounce
Got all the hoes trippin', all the niggas trippin'
DPs dippin', sippin', hit the switches
What you tryna do homie? Tryna touch me?
Cock back and bust me, screaming motherfucker blaze up a sack
I wonder where the gangsters at, where the thugs are at
Where all the bustin' slugs at? I'm a general round, raw dog assassin
Homie assassin, nigga bitch, nigga blastin' Nigga, I'm a pimp, I'm a G, somethin' you wanna be That's Breakfast in Cairo clips featuring Corrupt and Nori
from exclusive audio footage.
I think it was supposed to come out in, what, 98, 99,
something like that how you get
somewhere in there
they finally put it
on streaming services
yeah
it's out
yeah
I mean
it's better
kicking around
on the bootleg
circuit for a minute
but
nice to have
an official release
it's what you
playing for us
this nigga
Joe came
shooting
um
I'm gonna go
uh
the mood uh it's Aaron Ray featuring D Smoke alright Shoot. I'm going to go The Mood.
It's Aaron Ray featuring D Smoke.
All right.
Yo, cut it off.
Cut it off.
Cut it off.
I'm sick of Ish doing that.
You're naming real niggas, yo.
And you're just whispering their names.
Who's that again?
What I was supposed to say.
Spoken that pussy, bro.
I don't have what you got
You're fucking
Yo yo yo
This my myth
Yo I don't do that fam
But you could do it
But do something
To let the people know
You excited about
The artist you playing
They gonna hear it
Let the music do the talking
This is why the robots
Is taking over yo
This is why
The robots could do that
This here is the new
This is the new
D Smoke
Went
Kelly
The robots don't got ears Go ahead Shit Oh man here is the new this is the new D Smoke went Kelly the robots
don't got ears
go ahead
shit
oh man
go ahead
parts
yes they do
yes they do Baby, we've been wildin'
All over the bedroom
Guess we chose violence over something
Said baby, we've been violent
All over the bedroom
And all these nasty words, this, that, and the third Ooh, she talking dirt, angel on the earth
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
I care, right now I'm bout to give another fuck
She got plenty to grip on, I won't slip, she ain't had no tummy tuck
Wrapped in her legs, she got me mummied up
She mine, I go in bare like Yogi, nipping in that honey cup
Let's run it up till we can't count positions
It's beginning to resemble Brazilian Jiu Jitsu without submissions
We never quit, whether the couch or kitchen
Keep a tile for every ounce of liquid Not to be too specific
Baby, we've been wildin' All over the bedroom
Guess we chose violence over something Baby, we've been ballin' All over the bedroom
All these nasty words, this, that, and the third Ooh, she talkin' dirty, angel of the wave Ooh, let's move, let's move
I hear you, let's move, let's move
I hear you, let's move
Keep your eyes right there where I can see
I hear you, let's move Keep your eyes right there where I can see
I just had to get you on my frequency
Floating high, baptized in the bedroom
Baby, we've been wildin'
All over the bedroom Guess we chose violence
For something the same
Baby, we've been wildin'
All over the bedroom
I know, I over, all over, all over
Baby, all these nasty words, nasty words
Ooh, she talkin' dirty, angel of the earth
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
That is The Mood by Aaron Ray and D Smoke.
Nice work, Ish.
Good job, Ish.
Yeah, man.
Keep finding slaps somehow.
He does.
He be on your ass, but you definitely got him with this one.
That record was nuts.
That shit was nuts.
Yeah, that was nuts.
She was different.
Rerunway.
Shout out to her.
Oh, my Lord.
I feel like you can't even talk over this
You gotta go listen to this
Keep us in your prayers
Some of y'all don't
A lot of y'all niggas haters
We in they prayers it's just praying for the downfall
Well I'm gonna talk about that on Patreon
Yeah let's get to that
You niggas be wanting me to
Keep us in your prayers or don't.
Life still goes on like Corky, goddammit.
I'm from that era.
Damn.
Until next time, we bid you a due farewell.
Adios, arriba, dirce.
Hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed this audio adventure as much as we enjoy delivering it to you
on me i'm stable
yeah i forgot what the my little outro remember life is a series oh yeah life is a series
of moments you know you want it could you please act like you're unaware because if you listen to how this song is written it sounds like he got canceled and
went and sat in a room until this song came to him that's what it sounds like like it's this
is a beautifully written song I'm dick riding but it is um life is a series of moments and
moments pass so let's make this one last
As if it's all that we have
Shout out to everybody
Looking to have a real lit spring
Linking and drinking
Networking out
Hey
And we'll be back
Same time, same place
This weekend
You talking about the baddies?
Hey
Always going to tell them
About the baddies
Yeah, you got to him about the baddies
Yeah, you gotta tell him about the baddies
Why do you love birds though?
I'll tell you why
It's your birthday
And lastly, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab a Tylenol, you're going to need it
That was a sick change wow no he ate don't try to tell me he ain't he he ate
It's gonna be I wish that we could
Stand united
Oh man
You go ahead and fill a hot tub up
With this on man
A little lavender essence
And if you don't have that
Palmolive would do
No doubles from the loop end
Listen
Hey Shout out to all the podcasts Doubles from the loop end Listen Two dollar doubles At the loop end, boy Hey
Shout out to all
All the podcasters out there
We got a lot more
To talk about
We'll do that on Patreon
And shout out to the baddies
Always
Shout out to the faithful
Black men out there
And the faithful white men
Shout out to y'all too
Yeah Yes And the faithful white man shout out to y'all too Yeah
Yeah man
Yeah man
Yeah man
Yeah man Staring back at me Ooh Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh I'm not one of them. My official ice is on him. Yo, them be out there, but it ain't me.
I ain't one of them.
I ain't one of them.
Daniel C's, all of you accept my apology, yo.
Because I already know what you're about to do.
You ain't got to tell me.
Your label ain't got to spend none of the money.
I know what's about to happen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no