The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 536 | "Everything's a Rollout"
Episode Date: May 21, 2022Did the Migos really break up? Joe and the guys speculate on the trio's rumored separation (13:25). Next, the gang discusses this week's new music (32:00), modern-day scammers (1:00:30), Nick Saban vs... Deion Sanders (1:33:45), and the crew connects with a fan during the "Part of The Show" segment (1:55:30). Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things J.B.P.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Mark Ronson - “Too Much” Ice | Tory Lanez - “IT DOESN’T MATTER” Parks | Marlon Craft - “Cool Grey 11s” Ish | Sidibe - “Diamond in the Desert”
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all right mic check one two one two how's it here salutations everybody hope everybody's
feeling good feeling great out there welcome to the jbp practice a fight storm you're practicing
oh yeah you wasn't here when i was talking my shit about me just being monotone mellowed out
i said i'm not capable yes you gotta scream you a screamer. And you second that. I am not.
You're the screamer today, Paul.
She's a screamer.
I don't even like the adjectives y'all use when it comes to me.
Y'all think this shit is cute.
You're the loud talker.
You scream at times.
You emphasize.
No, you scream.
I'm going to bail you out.
You emphasize.
No, you scream.
I'm going to bail you out.
You my man.
Call it what you may.
No, you scream.
I'm trying to bail you out.
You my man.
Call it what you may.
How is everybody feeling out there?
What's up?
Episode five.
I told him I didn't give him a bad part.
I got a week of bad parts. So if I just shut up.
It's like the Warriors off game.
One of y'all do it.
Yeah.
Like the Warriors game one.
Just had it to be bad though if we did it.
Ice.
Oh. That's not what I said
where did that
nevermind
how was your weekend
how was your sparks
it was good
it was good
do anything
no
no not a fucking thing
ish
you do anything this week
no me
alright
fuck
y'all went to the dentist.
All right.
No, this shit is crazy.
Like the technology now at the dentist.
Yo, they put this.
You've been at the dentist for about four years.
Facts.
Yo, where's your dentist, yo?
You got that.
She fine?
You got that Medicaid dentist?
Who you got?
Or she's fine. So she wants to keep going back.
Oh, you keep making it.
That's why you keep eating candy?
Yo, you are a freaky nigga, yo.
Why are you such a freak?
I'll lose all these teeth for that.
Oh, my God, yo.
I'm just happy to keep coming back for Keisha.
Yo, you stupid.
Your dentist is working to college.
You got the practice dentists up there.
Take a little long.
Might be a little shotty.
They give you a year straight of shit.
Just come let us practice on you.
Stupid, yo.
That's their mom, Joe.
Come on, stop going to college, yo.
Nah, these niggas got the technology.
It's nuts.
The niggas put this pause, but it's like a wand.
Are you pausing a wand?
Nah, they're putting it in your mouth.
So I was pausing first.
But yo, they move around.
Yo, dog, can I finish?
Yo, I'm listening.
This nigga ignorant.
You're probably about to get this.
You're probably about to get something in your mouth.
I'm not going to put the wand down.
Yo, why do you think I was going to get something in his mouth?
Yo, don't do that.
The nigga's getting dental work.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
He getting veneer composites.
Nah.
You getting the composite
though.
You getting the acrylic shits?
Nah, I'm saying
the shit you about to do.
You getting the PVC plastic.
Go ahead.
Nah, they take this thing
and they literally
just move it around
your gums and your teeth.
The shit literally will create a digital image of your whole mouth on the screen.
That shit is nuts, B.
When was the last time you've been in a dead-end scam?
No, not-
They had a camera, just a regular camera before?
No, this is new, nigga.
So I know y'all like-
That nigga's just ignorant, yo.
Oh, niggas be so impressed by technology, yo.
I can see him while I'm talking to him.
You had that probably.
Well, yeah.
Because you just got your yumpers done.
But don't act like this.
Oh, nigga, you got your yumpers.
See, but before that, because niggas just think, oh, they're going to go get veneers.
I had a lot of work to be done before I could even get veneers.
Exactly.
You can't just get veneers.
I wasn't pleased with my dental situation.
Yeah, I was there for years.
So what I'm saying, yeah, they had all that shit you're talking about.
And my dentist is her.
No, but the dental shit.
She got all of that shit.
The new shit, that digital screening, that's a couple years old.
That's not old tech.
That's what I'm saying.
So you ain't been in a few years.
No, I just hadn't had that extent of work.
You've been twixing it down.
He has been kit-catting his hard candy all day.
You've been kit-catting around all day.
For the implants, they use it.
Now they just digitally.
What are you getting done?
You tell us about the tech.
They get implants.
So they digitally align your shit.
They don't have to make,
this shit is crazy, dog.
Oh yeah, you get implants.
That way the tech is,
you could literally just see them niggas
and it keeps creating the image.
So they'll have to go on this side.
And it's literally drawing your gum line,
all the shit on one image.
3D, they can spin it around.
That shit is crazy.
I need to know how much you and Ice
are selling the slots for
in the front of the pod.
Because I see what's going on.
You got that weed house shit on.
They got that weed house shit on.
And now you getting free.
You promised them niggas a shower.
Yo, you are a freak.
I'm mad I didn't.
Nobody mentioned no name.
Y'all doing the funk flex with the light pole?
Wow, yo. Wow, yo.
Wow, yo.
Yo, this nigga's so stupid, yo.
And I'm just being silly right now, man.
It's 90 degrees outside.
We here to have a good time.
We're going to have some fun today.
Yeah, you fucking right.
Let's get to it.
Oh, OK.
Don't speed this up.
Yo, they right over there.
Yeah.
Yes, sir, come on
You there, you outside
Tell you what I did last night
And I sang to it, hey
I came home safe around a quarter to three
Still so high
Mic check one two one two
Enticed in a trance from the sky
It's 90 degrees outside, niggas in fucking Houston is like, niggas 90 everyday out here, shut up
I said you would've thought I needed help from this feeling that I felt 50 degrees outside, niggas in fucking Houston is like, niggas 90 every day out here. Shut up.
You rhyme to this.
I got to start checking my friends.
Didn't you?
It was always you rhyme to this.
Never, yo, I was at Show Palace that night when she was there and you had that shit on.
Yo, man, I don't fuck with my friends.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, man. I got it. You was outside with
me. Who's there? We wasn't in Show Palace? A couple times. A couple like two, huh? It
was there on them Wednesday nights. And then you kept following fucking Jessica all around.
Every club after that.
You stayed in New York.
You popped your little
New York cherry.
But y'all seen
New York vibe
in 4040 that night.
I seen them.
We had that.
Don't do that.
Yeah, exactly.
Thank you.
I told you.
You are the super.
Baby, you the man, cause you put it on me.
And every morning I roll over, feel you touching on me.
I got another man, but he ain't like you.
And I can be your baby mama that little era of hip hop.
I did.
Me too.
Punjabi MC.
Yeah?
A-Rab money shit.
A-Rab money.. A-Rab money.
Yo.
Hip hop is so yo.
We gotta revisit some of these records, yo.
We can do it.
Here we go.
Let's get to it.
Here we go. Mic check. One, two, one, two. Mic check. One, two, one, two. I need your heart to tell me I need your heart to tell me I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me
I need your heart to tell me I need your heart to tell me You know what I mean? Took the hat off so the baldy could breathe a little bit. Shut up, Hish.
They don't know nothing about me.
They don't.
They don't.
He built me up.
Bought some new African grease for the scalp and the beard.
I like.
I brought all types of body treatment shit over the week.
We fall.
We rise.
We fall.
He comes in late.
But it's okay.
We do. I do, he knows the rules
He takes care of the party, yeah
He's got a goal, I'm on his team
He keeps me clean, and gives me things
He makes me scream. And he goes.
Spontaneous.
Nah, my 40 and up baes out there rocking with us.
Hey.
Put the kids to bed early.
Drop them niggas off somewhere for the weekend.
Hey.
She keeps me guessing.
Spontaneous.
All right, let's get to it, man.
Spontaneous.
Spontaneous.
Spontaneous.
Spontaneous.
Spontaneous. Spontaneous. Spontaneous. Spontaneous. Spontaneous. Microphone check, one, two, what is this?
Welcome to episode 536
536 of the Joe Budden Podcast
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host
Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest
Brother Parks is here, Brother Ish is here, Ice is here
Corey is here.
Youngboy's in the back. Y'all good?
Come on. Hey, it's 90 degrees
outside. Yeah, there
we go, man.
Yo, put some sauce in your voice when you're speaking to me, alright?
You know what I mean? Wake it up.
There we go. How's everybody doing? How's
everybody feeling? Shout out to the audience.
Shout out to wherever you may be listening from.
Apple, Spotify, SoundCloud,
Google, YouTube, Patreon.
Shout out to our advertisers,
which is no one.
Oh, that's not true.
That's not true.
We shouting out ice,
cooling with ice twice a week.
Yes, sir.
Right at the top.
Right at the top on Twitch.
We shouting that out.
And you already know
what I'm doing Monday, five to seven on out. And you already know what I'm doing
Monday 5 to 7 on Amp.
Set your alarm.
I'm doing the things we like to do out there.
Now, with that being said,
let's get right to it.
Let's get right to it.
Let's go.
Right out the gate.
You bring it in since you think we about to argue.
I'm going to try not to argue with you.
I am.
Apparently the Migos are breaking up.
This is Sad Dan Hip Hop.
Do you believe that?
You don't believe that.
Offset unfollowed Quavo and Takeoff on Instagram.
Yeah, his voice.
That's what happened.
I'm telling the people what happened.
And what side of the argument are you on?
Who?
You.
And Quavo and Takeoff put a new record out under the name
unconfused unconfused unconfused hotel lobby uh they put out a trailer and a teaser look pretty
fly um but the big news was that's what you gotta love about hip-hop The unfollow. Where we are now. On the way here, I was looking at the news, broadcast news on television,
doing a segment against the cook dude, the scammer cook dude.
I won't say his name.
They might try to get me caught up in that.
But I was just laughing because, all right, now I got to watch the news.
Y'all got to report on this online shit.
It's big.
This shit is huge.
So here we go. Hiphop news here it is an unfollow
whoa what will happen next we're gonna need a 30 for 30 with this one now Now, I'm going to tread this conversation carefully.
It took much effort and many calls to get things squared away between me and the amigos, me and the guys.
It's my guys now, all of them.
All of them. I was rocking during the Sweetie breakup.
Stayed quiet.
He did.
It's a brotherhood. It's a brotherhood.
It's a brotherhood out there.
You bump into Cardi and Offset all the time out here if you're moving and shaking.
But Ice is going to try to get me riled up with his take.
See, and that's what I mean about podding.
Sometimes you just got to be respectful of these people.
And Ice thinks maybe sometimes you don't.
But let's get to it. Ice thinks this
is a rollout, right? Of course. I don't want to take your opinion
from you. Well, no, that's my opinion. This is a
100% rollout.
The news of the
unfollow makes everybody pay attention
and then, oh yeah, here's a record
too.
So what happens when they kiss and make up?
That's another rollout.
They've already kissed and made up, in my opinion.
They're cousins.
I thought they were related.
They're real life related, I think.
Yeah.
So who cares?
Let me ask you this.
I want to unfollow man and my cousin.
Every day.
But I'm like, no, that's close.
Yo.
Every day But I'm like
Nah it's car
Yo
What benefit does it have
For them to
Create
Quote unquote
Like
Press
I know I'm with that part
But they're the Migos
Do they really need it
Everyone needs a little push
For an album
Don't matter
You know
Yeah
They all play the game
The biggest stars in the world
Play the game
See I disagree with that
I'm with you
Everybody don't play the game
Most people play the game
We just had Mad albums That didn't play the game Most people play the game We just had
Mad Almsgarden
That didn't play the game
We didn't have Mad
We had
Kendrick didn't play
Kendrick didn't play
Who else?
Future didn't play
Pusha T didn't play the game
Harlow didn't play
Well
Harlow played
Harlow played
I don't know if he necessarily played
But his
He played
No he played a lot
He played a lot
He did a lot of playing
A whole lot. Push?
I didn't see no playing there.
Yeah, I didn't see any play with push.
I think they're at a level where they don't necessarily
have to do that. I don't think that they
need to pick that. I would agree,
but... They've all dropped
independent of each other before, right?
Yep. I don't think they need
to pick that. Well, it doesn't necessarily receive the best either
when they drop independent of each other.
Okay, don't do that
cause I'll talk about your dudes
and get in trouble up here
my dudes?
yeah them niggas still hiding out
what you talking about?
don't do that
I'll talk about your dudes now
don't
respect
put respect on them egos
I'll bring up your faves niggas
them niggas ain't came up
from under that rock yet
in years
in eons
I'm waiting to
where's that
you don't want to talk about it now
them niggas
we keep getting announcements
and I'm waiting
but I won't say a name
they already wanted to fight me before
fans like when
the rap niggas want to fight me
alright come on
yeah
back to what I said
I do I see this as rollout.
This is press.
This is cool.
We can play this together.
So you won't even entertain the thought of it being real?
I think me entertaining the thought is downplaying my intelligence.
So no, I won't.
Parks?
It feels rollout-ish to me.
And maybe there is some truth to them
not making music together anymore.
But like you said, they're cousins.
Their family is similar to the Griselda situation.
Like, yeah, maybe this isn't something
that we're doing as a unit anymore.
Or we are, but just not in that capacity.
And I don't know.
Damn, Fala was weird, though.
I don't like Ice's take because we've been off air.
We've been talking about redacted, blocking redacted in a similar group situation.
Okay.
So you're not even entertaining the fact or the thought that this might be real.
Funny me.
You can think it's a rollout.
But even with this rollout, how much?
Let me try to roll with your theory. How many more records do i think i'm selling if this were a rollout
let me give me let me get a couple things one i think rollouts occur when somebody maybe isn't as
hot at the moment so and then i also anytime something like this happens, I always question the why now.
Like, if it's, let's say it is, it was static, whatever.
That unfollowing shit could have occurred whenever.
I was about to ask, do we know exactly when he unfollowed him?
They got people that are paid to track that.
They going to see them unfollows when they happen.
Cool.
Because I was going to say, well, maybe niggas got wind of the single,
saw that he wasn't on the single. I don't roll with that.
And then went and looked.
We just watched it happen, Ice.
What the hell?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they got a single coming out.
It's just two of them.
Yeah.
The third one not on there.
Like, what the fuck potentially could be going on?
And then we discovered that he unfollowed them.
That might have been a series of events.
We just had to.
Or.
Or?
Or the PR company said yo i'll follow them so
yes we don't know i'm just saying i don't know if it necessarily results to album sales for them
by doing it's not necessarily have to result to album sales it can resort result in more attention
but they're them that's but you're not as hot right now as you were either Yo these guys are fucking vet vets
They're not the new version of vets
They vet vets
And they've been fish grease for years
I've watched Quavo hop around
In every rap circle
Let me finish my point
Loved and welcomed
And received with warmth
Since that Sweetie like it says something he
he can move he can move he could do a million things to get hot he could go get with the
biggest rmb people he can go get over like he can do that i don't think this is that i don't
especially this is real yeah you're fucking right you think this is real? Yeah, you're fucking right
I think this is real.
You shitting me?
You shitting me?
Especially just coming out
of that shit
that them two niggas did
and I ain't gonna talk about it
but
how could I not
look at this
after coming out of that?
In a group situation
shit could get tough.
For sure.
Two people
could want to do things
different than one person true
one person could be more invested than the others there could be a billion things going on
uh one could have not known this project was coming out similar to royce and myself yeah
we felt the way we felt the way about it yeah and that was happening in real time now
wow to ice's point maybe that was a rollout for one half it's not but for us yes that was real
shit we weren't faking feelings in that in that moment and that comes from years about like just
behind the scenes shit i'm assuming the same thing to be happening here with behind the scenes shit.
I would agree with that.
That's none of my business that I don't know about.
But if two people have been rather active and one person has not.
Been chilling.
I could totally see this scenario in which you're painting.
Yeah, that.
They worked on the album.
He found out about it, felt a way.
The guys would be calling me offset in using my own situation.
Right?
Like, I'm just not as involved.
We're not as involved.
Like, y'all, I'm doing something.
I'm focused on something that maybe looks a way to y'all.
Maybe there's feelings about it.
I'm not speculating about it because I know these gentlemen and it's none of my business i'm speaking about my
situation and seeing how something similar could be happening for sure like i won't just totally
dismiss it all that being said i do think both things could be true and i know we say that a lot
but i think that they could also use this as more ammunition to drum up a little bit of press attention.
I just think that if the song is hot, with them
being who they are,
it's going to catch. I never heard it.
I don't want to get past that point.
Talking all the drama shit, it's a pretty good record.
I haven't heard it, but I'm just saying, with them
being who they are,
if they put out a dope-ass single,
I just think it's going to catch fire.
I don't think they necessarily
need the theatrics to do that being that they have a fan base that's already cemented i don't
necessarily think they need to especially internal family drama you selling that is different i've
never seen and and and on to that point i've never seen them do it yeah what you mean they i've never seen them do the class chasey gimmicky type of pr do
something just for the press they've always either a had a really big single b had the support is qc
they have all the support of any building wait let me just be in front point they have access
to all any budget that they want like that's who I've always
known them to be
you've never seen them
do the clout chasey
anything for
something right
I have not no
they used you
that's not true
they did
that's not true
I don't agree
that's not true
I don't view that that way
I don't agree with that
alright
y'all got it
I think that was just them
reacting musically
yeah
and they didn't need
Joe at that they didn't need Joe.
They didn't need Joe.
That was a solid to me.
That record had nothing to do with you.
The only part of the song they just know is your name.
They get a you in the video.
That was clout chasey shit that they did to roll out on you.
Are y'all bugging? I don't see how you could say that and be such a fan of diss records.
Even though that's a new twist on a diss record.
I like a diss record that wasn't a diss record. Yes, it was. It's a different twist on a diss record. I like a diss record that wasn't a diss record. Yes, it was.
It's a different twist on a diss record.
What did they say?
He's a hater. And you pussy.
Yeah, that too.
And name that one.
And say it again.
That's a diss record, yo.
That's not a diss record.
For people that don't make our
version of diss records, that's a diss record. They're not going to hit them up, Tom. That's not where diss record. For people that don't make our kind of version of diss records, that's a diss record.
They not going to hit them up, Tom.
That's not where they from.
I just think that, especially back then, them niggas didn't need Joe for no clout chasey shit.
Hell no.
They was super on fire.
Them niggas was at the pinnacle.
They didn't need no fucking Joe.
I thought that was a solid.
Yeah.
I appreciated it.
I didn't harbor any malice.
I'm not saying you should have felt the way about it.
But I'm just saying.
I was calling out what that was. There was a bunch of rappers that used the joe that tried to use the
joe clout chasey rollout yeah but they were one of them yeah but different people could do the
same thing and it not be the same thing i'll be the same that is true different people could do
the same up and coming nigga could do the clout chasey shit but that was my point wait my bad
when you're saying clout chasey like they stand to gain something from that it's them niggas didn't
stand to gain nothing from that and that was my point to you in your kendrick joiner lucas
comparison that was my exact point two people can do the same exact thing and it not be the same at
all yes joiner lucas can take his pen put it to paper and rap from that perspective yes he could do that of course he can do that that wasn't his
the difference is one has a long lasting relationship with said person
the difference is one i'm certain got this cleared by all the parties that it needed to be cleared
from the difference is you beefed with the person that spoke at nipsey's funeral like
integrity start from before you put that shit that it's not the same it's not the same i don't
think i don't think they're doing that i don't i think i think something is real life brewing here
and we'll see and when they when they reunite, I just want to know.
I hope they do.
But wait, but of course they'll reunite.
What does that mean?
Like I said, this draws similar parallels to the Griselda situation to me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like we talked about, like they were, you know.
Of course they will reunite, Ice.
Why are you saying that?
They're an actual family.
That won't substantiate it being a rollout.
Or a potential
or a potential rift
yeah
the Migos ain't breaking up
they can say what they want
the Migos are not breaking up
I said it
that's only me
I don't believe none of that
and this is where
celebrities get a bad rap
right because
who said the Migos
was breaking up
nobody
none of them said
none of that
nobody said nothing
yeah but these blogs
nobody said a word none of the blogs put their little they did their bloggy shit I'm talking about none of them said none of that Nobody said nothing Yeah but these blogs Nobody said a word
No no the blogs
Put their little
They did their bloggy shit
I'm talking about
None of them said a word
Yeah no you're absolutely right
Nobody said a word
But I'm done with this era
Where niggas only get
Their train of thought
From what the blog said
With no confirmation
Because some celebrities
Don't do that
You ain't gonna get
No confirmation
They didn't say I'm breaking up
They just ran up on Quavo
And asked him what happened He didn't give an answer Didn't say a word You're not gonna get no confirmation they didn't say i'm breaking up they just ran up on quavo and asked him what happened he didn't give an answer you're not gonna get any of that
hey look roll out they believe it no what i'm saying is if you have to imagine it
there are ingredients here that you can imagine it. You just totally discount it. I'm not going to totally discount
maybe it's a role. Maybe it is.
I just see a lot
more on the other side.
Especially with my
damn near fucking however
many millionaire wife
I'm not working.
No, just them as a group.
I'm supporting my wife. We just had
another baby. they made a shit
ton of money money like think about it listen all y'all break up after the baby come so what
the fuck are we talking about here like you know how a new baby come if somebody said you know what
i'm not working i got kids my wife needs me my family needs me right now yo i'll get back to it when i get back to it again i'm not talking
about them just in general in general i could see there being a conversation to be had on both sides
is all i'm saying yeah and if i say that and y'all go put a song out i'm unfollowing you niggas
i unfollowed joe Allen Crook as soon as that shit.
Nigga, before it got
to the eighth bar.
I don't play.
And I can see drawing
more conclusions from this if they
called this Amigo's record.
And wait, and the unfollow didn't mean
that it was beef from me. It just meant
I don't want to see this. I don't want to look at me. It just meant, oh, I don't want to see this.
I don't want to look at this.
I'll agree with that.
I don't want to look at this.
I'm the king of that.
People put a lot of stock into the unfollow.
I am the king of that.
You should just mute then.
I don't know.
I just want to unfollow.
I don't mute.
That project tweeted in unison on my feed.
Yeah, I got that out of there.
An unfollow.
I'm not going to assume that there's beef here or that there's trouble
brewing here because of an
unfollowed, especially when all three of them are worth too much
as a collective and
individually.
I agree. And I like the record they put out.
Unc'n Few.
That's the funny thing about
this era and the
blogs reporting on shit
like they never really
talk about the music though
yeah
P says takeoff is so underrated
if he cared more about
this rap game
he would definitely be
stepping on y'all niggas
but unfortunately
he don't give a fuck
been like that since
I first met him
nothing has changed with him
see if you say that
about one of them
then that
that's in the cloth
I don't think we got
some money and now
we putting gimmicks out here
to try to sell an extra record.
I don't.
And if I'm wrong,
I'll come in here and say,
you're always wrong.
I got to apologize to Jason Tatum again, actually.
See, I don't have no problem with giving it out
and holding myself accountable.
The disrespect of even DMing him,
using any word that start with a K.
Like, why was I talking to him about Nick's anything?
He's a fucking assassin.
Like, honestly.
Hate you living room dudes that get access to celebrities
and now just want to say anything, and I'm that.
Like, why am I speaking to Jason Tatum about the New York Knicks?
Somebody that's just going to go off whenever you feel like the most beautiful footwork you've ever seen.
What the fuck was he doing with his feet?
These guys are...
I'm a little tired of these blowout games, though, but we'll get to sports later.
With what games?
Blowouts.
It's been like a million blowouts in a row.
I love it.
Nah, you know what?
I love it.
It's just going to show you that nobody's a standalone.
Anybody can lose these shits.
Like, these tight games.
And all of these teams are gifted.
If somebody get hot, you can lose by 30.
But this is my problem, is that we're about to hit that time of the year
where there's absolutely no sports to care about,
unless you're big on baseball.
I would like to watch, like, all of this basketball
and not clock out in the second quarter.
And I'd be wanting
to watch hockey.
Stanley Cup.
That's true.
Stanley Cup is on.
Rangers are still involved, right?
Them games have been great.
I don't fucking know.
I've just been watching
when it's on TV.
I've been in a lot of steakhouses.
I know there was a Rangers
game seven or something
and the whole block
was going crazy outside.
Yeah, I think they went home.
Oh, did they?
No, I think they...
I don't know.
I don't know hockey, man.
I'm not about to hustle that one.
I ain't saying nothing.
I don't know anything about hockey.
Give me the line.
So you want to do music?
We can do anything y'all want to do today.
You want to unpack this one?
No, no, no.
What else?
Dropped, first off, because I'm not going to this yet.
It was a relatively quiet week.
A lot of Detroit dropped, I saw.
Yeah.
Your man, Boldy, dropped.
Boldy dropped.
I saw Babyface Ray
Dropped a deluxe
I saw
Payroll Giovanni
Dropped
Okay
Which I just found out
He produced that entire
Project himself
Which makes me like it
Even more now
Okay
42 Doug
Dropped a single
Okay
So it's a lot
It's quite a few
Detroit's
Out there
Shout out to Detroit man
Love the city Love the city Hitboy and Dreezy Dropped Okay. So that's a lot. Quite a few Detroit's out there. Shout out to Detroit, man. Yeah, I love Detroit.
Love the city.
Hit Boy and Dreezy drop.
Midwest.
Midwest, yeah.
You played a little bit of that.
That was pretty.
Album sounds real good, man.
I really like the Future record on there.
That's all I got to really.
I didn't have no deep dive on this shit yet.
But sounds good.
deep dive on this shit yet.
But sounds good.
Dreezy is confusing to me because that Her and T-Pain record
is a classic.
I say it all the time.
I don't see how you can make
a song like that
and then never make
another song like that.
I'm so confused by that.
I don't know if I remember
that record.
I got you right now.
I got you right now.
Might have been him.
It's a fucking classic
is what it is.
Come on. You know what I'm saying? That might have been him it's a fucking classic is what it is you know what i'm saying i might have been him close to you
throw this on at anywhere at any time this is one of those
anybody that's ever heard this record loves this record.
This record worked for her. It worked for Payne, who wasn't necessarily the hottest at this time.
Like this record is a classic.
Oh, I think I hear the baddies singing along with me
out there. Hello?
I gotta know.
Hello?
I gotta know.
Hey!
Let me give him some room now.
All right, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
It's Friday.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Nice out.
Oh.
I mean, you know what's going on. Just bought a couple little shorts. That's all up, man. You know what's going on. I just bought a couple little shorts.
That's all up, man.
Hello?
All right, go ahead, man.
You guys don't understand.
This one right here sounds good, though. All right.
They sound like they got something right there.
All right, got to check this out.
Yeah, shout out to Hip Boogie.
All right, Parks, what else dropped?
Come on, man.
Don't skip around.
Get right to it.
You dodged it
because nothing else dropped
except for Harry Styles
who was plastered all over
my entire phone
for the past 24 hours.
Man, I couldn't even see
anything else outside
of Harry Styles.
Then I found out that
there's a new Biggie record out.
Oh, bro.
I was taking the car.
It's just Ty Dolla $ign.
I was taking the car
to the shop.
And Bella Alubo.
I was taking the car
to the shop
to get an oil change.
It ended up costing me $700, but that's a different story for a different day.
Oh, they saw you coming.
You got a Rolls Royce?
Huh?
You got a Rolls Royce?
Nah, there's just a bunch of little shit they had to fix.
You know how that goes.
Take it to the shop.
It'll probably be broken next week when I get it back.
You know how it goes.
But yeah, they were on the radio and they're like, new piggy, new piggy comes on.
It's got the little Afro beats kind of bop to it.
You got a little bit?
Huh?
You got a little bit?
I didn't download it, so I got to find it.
Your car's still got a radio.
Go ahead.
Go ahead then, boy.
Yeah, with the little, it's got like a knob on it.
For real?
No, it doesn't.
Oh, good.
Oh, man.
But they were hyping it up, man. I was like, oh, shit, they found some biggie shit? No, it just happened. Oh, good. Oh, man. But they were hyping it up, man.
I was like, oh, shit, they found some biggie shit?
No, they didn't.
Okay, they're modernizing it, I'm sure.
You know what I mean?
I'm pretty sure he ain't rapped to this bop.
All right, cool.
They found some new bars somewhere.
Yeah, yeah.
B-I-G.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Let's see what's going on.
Yeah, yeah.
I was right there with you.
Cut it off.
That's what I did
when this shit came on the radio.
Nope.
Nah, I heard it this morning.
It wasn't.
Got jet lag from
flights back and forth. Pop corks are the best grapes. Make the best CDs and the best tapes. Don't forget the vinyl. one All right, I should think I see where they're trying to take the culture with this one. I don't. But on the range.
All right, Bart.
No.
Yeah, no.
All right.
What do you gentlemen think about that new heat?
My first time hearing that.
I'm saying absolutely not, and it should have been left alone.
Why?
Why?
This is a classic Biggie verse.
So?
I just think they're stretching and reaching.
He ain't have much music left after he passed away.
No doubt.
Like some other artists that have passed away, they had tons of shit.
Knock on marble.
Hey, when my time come,
y'all gonna get
150,000 new
pump it up versions
that my estate
is gonna eat off of
hopefully.
Oh, no, no, no.
Okay, we'll sell it.
No, no, no.
I got shit.
This is a business move.
No, I got shit.
This is a business move.
Says them taking
the old verse
and putting it
on a new original beat
with a new artist.
Does his family
own the estate?
Whoever owns this.
There you go.
Because I didn't look up label.
I just heard this all of three minutes ago.
No, no, no.
I didn't look up label.
I didn't look up anything.
But this clearly is a business move
for somebody.
Oh, for sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I'm not listening to this.
This is from I Love the Dough.
Yeah.
Which was, that's the part that I guess sits the most awkwardly for me,
because that's like a back and forth, even though it's not truly back and forth,
they're playing off each other.
So taking those verses and putting them on something else just sounds super fucking awkward.
Into a beat that don't really have nothing to do with that type of context.
I don't mind that part.
You gotta have a...
Because I don't expect them to go put on some fucking boom bap shit from 1997.
You know what I'm saying?
Not that I love the Do's a little bit more.
I felt this way about Dead Wrong too, though.
And that worked.
That certainly did.
It did.
But I didn't really want to hear that at that particular time.
Yeah.
That whole album was a little bit...
The Duets album or whatever it was.
It was a little weird to me.
That whole album was a little bit, the duets album or whatever it was, it was a little weird to me.
But this, the choice of verse is really the part that's most awkward about it for me.
To that beat, too.
And they pitched his voice a little bit or something.
Or that style, that style song.
I don't mind the style, because they're going to do that.
I like the style.
I don't like that verse to that style.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.
Like, I don't like that particular verse from I Love the Dough to that type of Vibe-y song. I don't like that. Like, it's on beat, but Like I don't like that particular verse From I love the dough To that type of Vibey song
I don't like that
Like it's on beat
But
I don't like this
And that's for us
Because we know the original verse
You think the youngins will
No
They don't know whatever
They don't know whatever
But we gotta ask our on beat police
Off
Off
Officer
No it wasn't
Off beat
I'm saying I don't like
This guy's a dodo yo You know what's funny about it No, it wasn't offbeat. I'm saying I don't like it. This guy's a dodo, yo.
You know what's funny about it?
No, match it.
But why you won't say, hey, maybe he's right and I'm wrong.
Maybe he's on beat and I got it wrong.
I won't say that.
But you haven't said that.
You just keep saying that's offbeat.
All right. So keep that in mind, playboy.
My mind's right here.
I know. Put it in there. Grab it. Give it that in mind, playboy. My mind's right here. I know.
Put it in there.
Grab it.
Grab it.
Give it to me.
Yeah, go ahead.
No, it's cool.
I'm going to just throw that back to you and be like, yo, why can't the room be right and
you be wrong?
I'm not talking about the room.
I know.
I'm saying.
No, that's not the same thing.
I'm talking about an expert.
Kendrick was on beat, though.
Yeah, I'm talking about that.
I'm not talking about the room.
I'm talking about an expert in his field, like a bar none type of craftsman with words.
Why you wouldn't assume that the guy that builds the houses
maybe got it wrong in this area?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'm asking.
I'm going to tell you.
I'll give you an example.
I have ears.
But that's the answer.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm just saying.
I have ears.
Fam, there's instances Where Jay Z don't rap
On the beat
There's instances where
Top tier MC Eminem
Is not rapping on beat
At all
He's rapping to something else
In his head
They don't say nothing
That they're not
Brilliant at what they do
Yeah don't take away
From the fact that
You are amazing with the pen
You were just doing
Whatever you were doing
To that beat
But you were not on beat
So it
The amazing writers Can be off beat.
You never heard a great rapper rap off beat?
Listen to Jay-Z on Ha!
I've heard amazing rappers.
See, I disagree with that.
I disagree with that.
I've heard excellent rappers find pockets that I didn't really hear.
I've heard that a lot.
Yeah, that's in that.
I've heard that a lot. But that's's in that. I've heard that a lot.
But that's not riding a beat, is it?
It can be.
That could just be.
It can be.
That's just far in the pocket.
There is sometimes where someone,
like the engineer places
someone's vocals off and shit.
That happens, but I don't think
that's happening with Eminem or-
Half these Detroit rappers
find an offbeat pocket.
It's not on beat.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
And I'll play,
I'll go along with y'all theory.
If I were to hear an amazing rapper
with a verse that I thought was offbeat,
before I got to he was offbeat before i
got to he's offbeat i would get to oh the verse was placed wrong right that's what i was just
saying like the engineer did something with this verse that's not happening and that happened with
uh all the way up remix yeah yeah that shit was mad offbeat that whole verse not once did i say
he couldn't find the beat I said oh they
fuckers Bursa but anyway that's all of the chances what I said that's y'all
even if that's the case it sounds weird but does it hurt it but you heard it I
get what you're saying I like that that that's different does not mean he's
rapping off sounds weird I'm sick it looks Sounds weird Cool I'm not listening to this on beat
Listen
If the engineer moved the beat
Uh huh
He's rapping off beat
The engineer moved it
In that instance
In that instance
But this is not happening with a Kendrick
I'm getting
Not at all
Project
A feature
I'd like to know the M song you're talking about
Cause he's a maniac with that
You told me when y'all was in the studio
M was trying to move y'all beats.
I did that last big show record.
He moved a bunch of it.
And you said you was arguing with him.
He moved a bunch of Joe's vocals.
And you said you was arguing with him.
He moved everything.
There you go.
That's my point.
What was the shit?
Frat House.
Frat House, you rapped completely different beat.
Yeah, but again, that wasn't for me to,
and we're not staying on this.
I will lead us somewhere else.
Yeah, we get out of here.
But that wasn't for me to say, hey, Marshall, we're not staying in this. I will lead us somewhere else. Yeah, we get out of here. But that wasn't for me to say,
hey, Marshall, you're wrong.
That wasn't for me to say.
It didn't matter who's right or wrong
in this instance.
You didn't like the sound.
I wrote this verse in a way
where I am delivering it
the way I envision it to be delivered.
Gotcha.
His ear is metronome trained
to a T on the one, two one two three like he's a machine with
that so if your words are not hitting those spots he will register it like a machine and say this
is off beat and try to move it and nudge it around so there's also but wait stop there's an art to
being behind the beat or in front of the beat if you do that
hold on let me ask you a question so m could hear that and say you were rapping off beat
yeah that wouldn't mean that he's right it's not about right or wrong that's just what you're
saying i'm listening to this saying this is all but my response is the same there's also
you because i've done this i've moved a million people's vocals
purposefully
and had producers
tell me to move
people's vocals.
Sometimes you're on beat,
it's just the way
that this song needs to go,
you're attacking it wrong.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
you're coming in
way after the one,
you're still on beat,
but the song is supposed
to be a little bit
more up-tempo and poppy
and now it's dragging
because you're coming
in super late.
You understand?
This is super complicated.
It's 90 degrees outside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We ain't got to talk about it.
It's hot out.
Nigga's got the tops down.
The bikes is out.
Listen, I completely respect.
I'm happy that Biggie's family
or whoever is profiting
off of this,
hopefully it's his family,
is finding new ways
to make money
off old catalog,
but this one ain't it
for me personally.
I'm with Parks. I'm in agreement.
This is just not it. Pick a
different verse. That's all.
Bad matchup. And they're re-releasing
Life After Death.
I think it was a 25-year anniversary.
This record's actually going on there.
Oh, really? On that project.
It's called Super Deluxe
Anniversary Edition or something.
Okay.
They got 10 remixes of Hypnotize.
12.
12, excuse me.
I like the original.
See, you do that.
I'm shutting up, man.
No, it's just, I don't.
It's not for me.
That's all.
I just came in two weeks ago and bigged up them doing this with the Marvin Gaye I Want You session.
That's a little different to me.
Because they're just doing different arrangements of the music that was already there as opposed to like, let's just put this over a whole new beat.
I mean, honestly, I'd be a hypocrite.
Mike Dean just put out what I thought was an amazing project with just a bunch
of passes.
That's really
literally what it said.
Oh yeah,
it was two albums.
The synth shit,
right?
I wouldn't even know
how you classify it.
That's how weird
that was.
But I was like,
damn,
I'm glad he put that
out like that.
So I can't shit on that
without hearing it
is all I'm saying.
I'm not going to shit
on this.
Not for nothing, I watch Nas do it with Illmatic every five or ten years.
It's true.
You know, certain artists, when you have that classic project, you're going to do this.
You're going to find a way to breathe life into it again and resell it.
And as long as you or your estate, your family get the money from it.
They're doing that with Thriller.
Salute.
They got some unreleased, well, they said never before released shit from Thriller.
I'm worried that that's probably going to be remixes.
Probably will be.
I doubt that they had something in the stash from Thriller for fucking.
All that long.
Go get a bag.
I'm a fan of everybody getting a bag, as we all know.
But just sometimes when it comes to classic shit.
You can leave it. You kind of got to leave that shit alone. All right, But just sometimes when it comes to classic shit, you can leave it.
You kind of got to leave that shit alone.
All right, I don't care about none of that shit, boss.
It's 90 degrees.
It's 90 degrees.
Come on.
Come on.
It's hot outside.
All right, come on. It's the weekend.
It's hot tomorrow, too.
Yo, coach, leave us.
Niggas at the beach.
Leave us, coach.
All right.
So as it normally happens when it's hot outside,
and you don't go to the supermarket for a little while,
I looked in my fridge, and I was without a necessity, a need, a need of mine.
Again, you got to keep the things around, right, that make you you.
And for me, that's coffee creamer.
Really bad morning when there's no coffee creamer.
It's my Karen segment, by the way.
Had a quick Karen moment.
You know, you don't care about things until they affect you.
Sure.
And I had one of those, man. Tell them I used to try to bring this up a while
Hopped in the car
Ran right over to a local supermarket
Figured I'd go in and get some coffee creamer
But saw some palm olive
I needed a few other things
A few little quick things in the bag
Like dude shopping One day we'll talk about that how
dudes shop versus how women shop and people that like really know what they're doing in there
that's a whole different list get the nutmeg but not the brown one get the white chocolate
i didn't even know they made that like what are you cooking what are you cooking with that
but anyway i go supermarket put a few things in the thingamajiggy.
I go to the line, which is empty.
And she started ringing me up.
Sitting there on the phone, tweeting.
Feeling myself.
Ego.
Got the creamer.
I'm back.
She's just ringing it up.
Throwing that shit to the side.
Ringing it up. Throwing that shit to the side Ringing it up Throwing that shit to the side
Man
Did the elitist in me pop right out
But I'm practicing patience
So you waiting
So I just stared at her
And she wasn't looking back at me
But now there wasn't no plastic bags in front of her.
And there wasn't no plastic bags on the end thing.
I'm looking up at the little light thing of a jiggy trying to see if I walked into the bag your own lane by mistake.
That peasant line.
I always skip that peasantry.
So I know I ain't do that.
So I walk over there where you're supposed to bag your own shit and I just stand there.
So I walk over there where you're supposed to bag your own shit,
and I just stand there.
And now my condescending ass is waiting for her to pick up the phone and say, hey, we need more bags over here.
And then she was finished.
And then she looked up at me, and I'm looking at her.
She said $62.84.
No, I paid.
I got that out of the way.
I'm still staring.
What's up?
Take your stuff.
Put it in the cart, nigga.
I said,
you're not going to call
for no bags?
I gave her the,
I don't want no scrubs look.
Oh,
I gave her the Destiny's Child
bills,
bills,
bills.
Like,
are you going to do this
or nah?
Nah.
And she said,
oh, we don't even carry no plastic bags.
The law changed.
You're not even allowed to do that.
And then she pointed to a sign with some fancy little bags on it. There you go.
Some fancy bags.
And the sign said, 10 bags for $10.
But y'all know I can't read.
Can I read?
And do math can I
in that moment of frustration
am I
do you think I'm reading
you haven't had your coffee yet
see I'm exaggerating
for a story's take right now
I can read
bitch you take this shit home
tell your girl
there ain't no joke I can't read
yo don't pillow talk about me
after the pod yo
you think that's what Ish does
And you
Ish
I go upstairs
Look
Ish
I think I'm gonna lay my head down
And say
Oh you
You can't believe what Joe said today
Yeah
Yeah
That's exactly what I think
To that you say
No
You're the last thing on my mind
My nigga
Don't look at me.
I definitely ain't
talking about you.
I didn't ask.
Who you talking to?
Come on, y'all.
Fuck my story.
Anyway, the shit's in.
I'll fuck your story.
So I think the bag
costs $10.
I'm like,
you want me to buy the bag?
Wait, y'all want me
to buy all these $10 bags?
She tell me how much the bag is
I gotta buy the bag
I bag my own shit
Sitting there like a doof
And now I leave
With this stupid rule
And it's stuck in my head
Shit is disgusting
Disgusting
Yo bring back plastic yo
What are they doing
I don't give a fuck about the plastic
Bag my shit in the paper
You really
Yo you really
Nigga my first job
That's what I did
I worked that shop right
Nigga we bag
Nigga shit in paper
Yeah that's why
My son can't get a job
They took bags away
Yo
God
What you talking about
They make paper bags
Them little paper straws
Are the dumbest shits
In the world
Ever
They clearly didn't test those
They didn't run those
By Neil deGrasse
No they didn't run them
Shits by no hot water
They didn't run them
Shits by Corky from Life Goes On.
Now, you know what pissed me off?
Hey, screen.
I'm in TSK.
It's not a real character.
Oh, all right.
You can't say Corky from Life Goes On.
It's a TV show.
It's a real person.
The show?
The guy.
For real?
Yeah.
You thought that was an actor?
You knew it was your band.
Why the fuck?
How do you get a TV deal?
Yo, Scammers is back.
Yo, Scammers is back. Yo, Scammers is back.
Why the fuck
they had him on my television screen?
And they want to
convict Shorty that ruined her daughter with all the
fake meds.
When do you get
the correlation?
Alright, never mind.
You want me to tell you?
No, I'm good.
Alright, but anyway. Yeah, it's a right, never mind. You want me to tell you? No, I'm good. I'm good, man.
All right, but anyway.
No, them shits is terrible.
Yeah, it's a dump for plastic bags.
It's been like that in New York for two years. That's just the part that gets me, though.
Every black person in here, we've been prepping for this our whole lives.
You got a whole drawer full of plastic bags.
Guys, you got plastic bags already, idiot.
Under your couch.
A ton of them shits.
But they're in the plastic bag drawer.
They're not for me to take to the supermarket with me like I work there.
I don't work here.
I asked the lady, I said, what you going to do when these bags run out?
She said, what you going to do?
Exactly.
You need this shit?
She said, what you going to do?
I'm stocked up already.
All right, now I'm hot.
Put your milk in your arm, nigga.
The bigger issue for me is that now I have a million of those fucking bigger plastic bags.
It's more plastic.
Like, no, the premise is you're supposed to take your mesh bag.
Sometimes you're out and about and you forget your little mesh bag.
And now I got to buy another one.
Wait, but what are they saving here?
The plastic.
I want you to reuse it.
No, what's happening is.
They're saving the world?
What happened?
Yeah.
I've seen this on Captain Planet once.
What did they do?
I've seen this episode
Plastic don't decompose
So what's happening is
What decompose meanish
What that mean
I thought only dead bodies did that
You talking about bats
Fennick get your smart shit off
No I'm
Get your smart shit off
Come on
Yo you stupid
Nah the plastic
Don't dissolve
Don't decompose
So what's happening is
When niggas is dumping it
The shit is filling up
In the oceans and shit
Seriously
Plastic bottles
And all that shit
Is just filling up in the ocean
And it's polluting the world
Like animals getting sick
Fucked up
All that
That's
He's right though
He's right
No
I thought you were animal guy Now fuck the turtles You know what Fuck the turtles Now fuck the turtles But that's right No I thought you were
Animal guy
Now fuck the turtles
You know what
Fuck the turtles
Now fuck the turtles
But that's not what I'm laughing at
Fam
That's what's
That'll save the ocean
You know what's under there
No fuck all that
Hold on
The paper straw
Was first right
But the cup's still plastic
And the lid is still plastic
But you don't
They put the paper straw in?
Oh, yeah.
No, they're getting rid of that.
They're getting rid of that.
Recycle.
The little ass straw
is the smallest piece of plastic anyway.
The straw is not for the recycle.
The straw, they say,
is not good for your health.
Are you part of the straw commission?
Why you know so much
about the straw industry?
Yeah, what is wrong with you?
Nah, because while y'all looking at motherfucking Saweetie and SZA, I'm reading some shit about
some science.
Pardon me.
No, I'm definitely going to look at Saweetie and SZA before I read some shit about some
science.
There you go.
I'm going to think about anatomy while looking at it.
I can read a little popular science and then go over to the Instagram and see, you know
what I mean?
There you go.
Shooting at SZA before Saweetie. I'm definitely not. You know what I mean? There you go. Shooting a scissor before sweetie.
I'm definitely not.
You got me fucked up.
Sweetie might be a bill still.
Scissor, you can leech off of a little while.
You might live with her if you do it right.
Put it down right.
You don't hear them songs?
I would go crazy over there.
She thought Duke was ill.
Wait till she get this Virgo mist
Cause the niggas that be having R&B divas
Write these albums boy
Once you see them it's like oh man
He did that
Way to get a load of me
I ain't hit the drops of nothing this episode did I
I'm joking by the way
y'all know I love me some scissors
and sweetie would definitely be a bill
yeah
absolutely
that's funny
nah I think men need more of that
need more bills that. Boy.
What, you need more bills?
No, we need to leech off of women more.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all don't think so?
Like the good old days.
Hey, these are comedic segments here.
That was the good old days?
The broke niggas are still doing that.
Salute.
Nah, they ain't doing it too great of a job at it.
Look how empowered the women became.
You bugging.
You go to Pennsylvania.
Look how empowered. You go to Pennsylvania. No. You go to Pennsylvania. Look how empowered. You go to Pennsylvania.
No.
You go out there.
Yeah, you are.
No.
Yeah, no, I'm cool.
You're good.
That's what the Amish is doing?
I'm not going nowhere where the
is up on blacks.
Oh, man.
You can timestamp that.
There you go, Racy, man.
Oh, sorry.
It's cool.
I take it back.
Go out there with them Brooklyn
and North niggas and Brooklyn niggas is out there.
I'm not driving to the...
To the...
To the...
You think I'm getting on the turnpike?
Like it's a function or something?
No, y'all got to drive to me.
To the block party.
No, meet me over here, buddy.
Oh, man.
This guy.
All right.
Yeah, that's it for plastic.
You'll get used to it eventually.
I did.
It took a little while. You're going to have to. No, they just need to get some paper in there. You're going to have to. Yeah, that's it for plastic. You'll get used to it eventually. I did.
It took a little while. You're going to have to.
No, I just need to get some paper in there.
You're going to have to.
Yeah, facts.
I keep bags in the trunk of the car now.
My son's just going to go to the supermarket for me.
I'm going to start putting him in the car.
You what?
I keep some of them little messy shits in the trunk of the car.
Yo, it's 90 degrees.
We off it.
Y'all do it.
Y'all do it.
Y'all unpack it for an extra hour.
Come on.
We out.
We out.
It's 90.
It's hot out.
That was funny.
We out. I might even have to hit out. That was funny. We out.
I might even have to hit
the court tomorrow
in the daytime to watch.
Clothes on.
Basketball court.
Basketball court.
They said you was
wearing a Hollister shirt.
That's why you got
to shoot back.
It's not though.
Tell them, not me.
I know you got that shit on.
Don't look at me up and down.
I see your boys
in the jacket.
Look at me up and down.
Yo, Jonas E. Joy, it's cool.
I'm all right, man.
Yo, men are horrible with each other, yo.
Terrible.
All right, what else is important?
Nothing's really important.
Not a lot.
You want to give congratulations to Rihanna and A$AP?
Indeed.
Oh, yeah.
Ask me if I want to give it.
Get it.
Congratulations to Rihanna and A$AP.
Yes.
I read this, and the first thing I thought is, you could tell a woman is going to have a boy.
Like, women that are like for the men.
Like, yeah.
Give her a boy.
Beautiful.
Congratulations.
Awesome.
They leaked this info.
They got to stop leaking info when people are having kids.
The girl that worked at the hospital.
Oh, that's fucked up.
They having a baby.
They kicked everybody off the floor right now.
Oh, that's fucked up.
They did the same thing when Beyonce cleared the hospital floor.
They should have kicked everyone off the floor.
I'm joking.
I was about to say, yeah.
You should take a fuck around sneaker.
I'm joking.
Jesus, guys.
A camera shot of your kid selling shit for 10 mil.
Yo, you could buy anything in this country.
Facts.
Yo, clear the 14th floor.
Dementia homie, throw him 14th floor. Home, dementia,
homie,
throw him on the streets.
Gunshot,
gunshot wound, man.
Oh yeah,
dude that just got
shot in his head.
Pour some salt on it
and get his ass down
to number nine.
Yeah,
band-aid that up.
You got some knees pouring,
right?
We got Rihanna,
Rihanna and A$AP coming.
Get them out of here.
That's great.
Dog.
I wouldn't leave.
Yes, you would.
You wouldn't help. They'd have to get Yes, you would. You wouldn't know.
They'd have to get me out of here.
You wouldn't know.
They'd just take you to nine.
Come on, we're taking you to testing real quick. We're going to go to some testing.
Get you a whole new room.
Get you in the elevator.
Where the fuck we going?
Now you're six deep in the hospital room.
Y'all ever try to steal the first class seat?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Before I knew they had the name.
The little list.
The sign.
I thought I was slick.
You ever try to guess the name?
Yes.
Yes.
Peter Winthrop, actually.
I was such a bum ass.
Look at you, Shrey, look down on me again.
I don't understand what you mean.
Because I come with a little list.
I say, what's your name, sir?
You got to come up with something.
My guess right?
Yeah.
My guess right?
I don't want the embarrassment.
Tom Johnson.
You got to get up and walk to the bat.
I already got my mimosa.
I'm good.
I'll go to the back.
Everyone's not embarrassed by the same things.
Yo, yeah, I guess.
Hey, you can just play.
Oh, my belt.
This ain't 12 deep.
Sorry, I can't read.
27C, sir.
Fuck out of here.
Are you confused?
Oh, my bad.
Float three with 27.
Oh, that's just my bad.
I've never flowed before.
I don't know what to tell you.
I thought you'd just sit wherever you want, like the bus.
I'm glad the sheriff's waiting for me at the end of the flight.
Yo, getting arrested off a flight is sick.
All right, come on.
Round of applause.
Got the real scammers is back.
Farmer bro, Martin Shkreli, who also has a television show coming.
I don't know if he owns the rights to it.
Martin vs. Wu-Tang or something like that.
Come on.
Ghostface about to fuck him up.
Ghostface said he wanted to punch him in the face.
I don't think Ghost face is actively looking for
him no of course not it just came home he was just saying like yo i felt like punching him in the
face well you're talking breezy to him martin shkreli a former pharmaceutical executive known
for raising the price of a life-saving drug by five thousand percent and you think they found
all the money with him was released from prison and transferred Wednesday to community confinement, the Federal Bureau of Prisons
told NPR.
Also, while we're on this,
I wish that jail
would stop clout chasing
and trying to show us
the conditions
in which Young Thug is living.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That is disgusting.
I don't care.
That whole shit is,
oh, my God.
You think the jail clout chasing?
Yes.
I was about to say,
will you get that?
I thought that was,
his attorney was showing
the conditions. Yeah, I thought, was... His attorney was showing the conditions.
Yeah, I thought, yeah.
Like, this is...
His attorney was putting that out there.
No.
From what I read.
That's not what I saw.
It's not what I read.
There's some other association or bureau that runs the private jails that was saying that
the head lady came out and did a press conference saying, this is not the Ritz Carlton.
These are our conditions.
There's a bed. There's
a toilet. It's a different report.
This was on the news. But again,
his lawyer leaked the fact that he's living
under these conditions. So his lawyer
did his job. Yeah. Okay.
And she's saying, nigga, you are in prison.
Fam, you are the jail. Stop it. You're responding
to what? You're a private entity.
What are you responding to?
How many lawyers are saying
something about the jail no listen how many times they're trying to file some shit they are saying
that he's being treated unfairly and then jail is saying no these are the standard conditions
of the fucking jail i know and my issue is with jail showing us jail conditions on the news, responding to one person's attorney.
That has made it enough to Channel 7.
Yeah.
Me and you, well, you may be.
If me and Ice or Corey or Parks is locked up, our lawyer making these dumbass pleas is going to fall on deaf ears.
This is a big case.
So that lawyer, whatever that lawyer says is going to get covered.
We just sat here and waited.
His lawyer got enough. We just waited here and waited. His lawyer got enough.
We just waited with a phone.
Yo, you wasn't shit
when you got.
What you mean?
He didn't use us
for the first phone call.
We ain't know jail conditions.
We ain't know nothing
when you went in.
I'm sorry.
We could have went
and said something.
Yeah, we could have
got the news over.
We would have got
fucking academics
or somebody to go over there.
Nine on your side.
Yo, nine on your side.
Help me, Howard.
Help me. Yo, y'all know all of them. Y'all know every, nine on your side. Help me, Howard. Help me.
Y'all know all of them.
Y'all know every one of them.
Criminals,
man.
That's what they doing.
Like,
basically saying,
no,
nigga,
you not being treated,
fucked up.
I think it's nasty.
Nigga,
we know how jail look.
They showed us a jail.
I think that's whack.
Anyway,
I always get shocked
by y'all opinions on the matter.
Come on,
Martin Shkreli,
he's out,
and David. You see what he captioned Martin Shkreli, he's out. And David.
You see what he captioned this picture?
No, I didn't.
He captioned a picture,
getting out of real prison is easier than getting out of a Twitter prison.
They should have put his ass right back for the comment.
Take your dumb ass back for the comment.
You a hater.
That's a hater.
You a hater.
I know, I am.
You a hater.
Get your dumb ass out of here
See what money do
No
I know
Are you on the side of money or not
Are you still confusing me
No it depends
I'm on the side of right
Yo you got enough bread
You got enough bread
That you can sit around
And talk shit
Cause you had enough bread
To get out of jail early time
Oh this was light work
This easier than
Getting out of Twitter jail
He did six years ish
He stole a gazillion dollars You know how many niggas I know Did double years for selling crack This was light work. This is easier than getting out of Twitter jail. He did six years-ish.
He stole a gazillion dollars.
You know how many niggas I know did double years for selling crack?
No.
And where did you meet those guys at Boston College?
No, I don't know.
You know what I'm saying?
This nigga robbed millions of families.
I don't like what he did.
I don't like what he did.
I'm joking around. On AIDS medicine and all that shit?
Yeah, a lot of people who needed
help and needed their medication
got fucked by him so I don't want to sound like I'm
taking this as a laughing matter I am not
but they let him out
and Dave McFarlane
now him I'm supporting
I mean Billy
Billy McFarlane
Martin you sound like you want to shoot the one with him him I'm supporting. Who's dating him? No, no, no. Go back to... I mean, Billy. Billy. Billy McFarlane. Go back to your man Scrawly.
Whatever the fuck his name is.
Martin.
Him.
You sound like you want to shoot the one with him.
I do.
Listen, though.
He had the payback
restitution of 7.4,
but that Wook Tang album
I think is included in there.
Yeah, they took that.
So your man Ghost
might be happy.
They took that shit back.
I wanted to finish
taking bets on
who they think
would win the fight.
Martin versus Ghostface?
No. Martin versus Ish.
Ah, Ish.
If he see Ish building one of the houses.
He just run up on him like, I heard that shit.
Honestly, y'all heard that pod, dog.
He gonna heard that shit.
Y'all heard that pod.
Niggas listen.
Throw the beats on you real quick.
I don't know.
Jog away.
Something to do.
I ain't gonna let Martin touch you.
Fuck out of here.
I ain't gonna let him.
We know. We know.
We know.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate that, man.
Billy, though,
I will halfway support.
Because all y'all
was stupid running out
there for them tents.
The grilled cheeses.
Yeah, I hope he gets
y'all ass again.
You going to make the ice festival? Wait, he gets y'all ass again. You gonna make
the ice festival?
Wait, he made y'all sign up
for the Billy Black card before?
Yeah, he did a couple
little skits.
He kept scaring me.
Yeah, come on, man.
Come on.
If you bought a Billy Black card,
what'd you want me to tell you, man?
Look at Billy.
He was up there
handing out fucking ham sandwiches.
Make Coachella look like
the Four Seasons.
Oh, my Lord, yo. That wasn't even like the Four Seasons. Oh my lord, yo.
That wasn't even ham,
that was bologna.
Oh man.
Fam.
So they got out,
how they got there?
Congratulate this nigga's brain.
How many,
how many,
how many clearances
the camera crew had to get through
to go in there
and take the jail?
They had to make calls.
Y'all done been up to the jail,
that's gonna take a while.
They rushed them in there,
they replied to that pass
Big enough story
Couple hours
Damn right
That's the point
That is the point right there
That's not the sandwich
That they gave them niggas
In the tent
No it is
No it is
A little side of lettuce
Y'all should've got no
Balls ain't got no meat on it
It's a vegan festival
Yeah there you go
Vegan fire
That's nuts
Yo
Ish can you stop reacting to this
No you gotta congratulate this niggas brain
Just to be able to market it and sell it
He was just trying it
See what he can pull off
We're gonna go get some ocean water
and we gonna purify it
and we gonna sell it
for $60 a capsule
this is why
just last week
I was asking him
is he on the side of crime
or nah
and he cursed me out
he fucking really told me
about my inner soul
I did not
and now you're here saying
nah his guy's brain is good
I don't think it's
I think it's just
realizing how stupid
people are yo
how easily
influenceable people are.
Because he knew if I go grab the right people from Instagram,
I can sell anything to these.
I like Billy over Marty all day.
Like, Marty was hustling drugs.
That's not, you know what I mean, in a bad way.
No, I love to fuck with Billy over Marty.
Marty was foul.
Marty was foul.
Billy was just, you know what I mean, trying it.
We all tried to fake it
until you make it
at one point in life.
Some baddies around too.
Flew out the model,
spent all y'all little money.
That was live.
Oh, they posted it,
must be,
but that's,
see.
He had the right idea.
That shit that I used to do
in the trolling time,
like I realized
how stupid people are.
You sold people grilled cheeses? No, I had people go eat McRibs that I never had and in the trolling time. I've realized how stupid people are. You sold people grilled cheeses?
No, I had people go eat McRibs that I never had
and was sending me pictures of it.
Starbucks selling black people grilled
cheeses.
That is pretty good too.
Go ahead.
You lost me.
I wasn't talking to you. Just go ahead.
But no, it's like if you just realize how
people are just waiting to be told what to think, like, buy, you can take advantage of it.
That's all it is, bro.
We see it today, and it's going to keep happening because people don't want to think for themselves.
They want to be told.
You'll see a billion more Billys.
People are waiting for the next Billy.
What should I buy?
What should I buy what should
I go and throw my money into amazing smart like Billy you that took some work
I'm not on the fan of stealing from motherfuckers but that took some brain
power to be at it orchestrate that like his girl what's the girl that we all
like the New York Irish chick Oh they was friends Anna They was friends Anna
They was in cool
What y'all think about
Lil Meach running off
The Watch
Seems like a miscommunication
Yeah
I've read what happened
It seems like a miscommunication
How
He bought The Watch
Like it was on credit
Or something like that
And then
I guess didn't pay the balance
And then tried to sell it
Where's the Where's the miscommunication I didn't pay the balance and then tried to sell it
where's the miscommunication?
I forgot to pay the balance
I got a lot of shit going on I'm busy
they moved man and Bill's going to the wrong address
I ain't thinking about that shit
pay the balance once I sell the watch at a profit
it's the American dream nigger
why is it okay for Billy but not for Lil' Beach?
no that's what niggas do
Buy some shit for $20
Sell it for $25
Pay the $20 back
Keep the $5
Okay so clearly
Y'all don't know what happened
And you can say that
I was listening to them
Lil Meech
Allegedly
Took his Rolex
And handed it in
To one jeweler
That was worth about
$80, grand for Richard
Milley which was about 250.
They exchanged it.
He left. That's that.
Rappers do it all the time.
But he didn't get back to him and stopped
answering his calls allegedly and he took
that watch to another
jeweler and
flipped that Richard Milley for another Richard Milley from that jeweler too flipped that richard millie for another richard millie from that jeweler
too and there still was a price difference and when he left he apparently didn't pay him either
and they know each other you know the jewelers be knowing each other they be knowing each other
so they spoke and they called the police and they put out this statement that i won't bother to read
but they put out a statement saying why
they called the police on little meach now i do still think there's a miscommunication there
in that i do i'm with you because rappers do it all the time one and two if i needed to buy myself
time to pay you then i get a new grace period with the new jeweler for a similar
watch and hope that that works out well.
I don't think that he was trying to beat
either of them. I don't think so.
Too many rappers do that.
Not beat people. I'm talking about
get their jewelry this way.
I like how the reports came out that
he's facing fraud 60 years.
Well, they threw an organized
fraud charge on him
in this.
I don't know what the bail was.
There were rumors going around.
I won't speak to it
because I didn't confirm any of that.
But the charge,
one of them was organized fraud.
I read that,
you're like,
oh, come on,
knock it off.
Knock it off.
I don't like that.
Organized scheme of defraud,
yeah.
His bail was $150.
Bail was $150. Yeah, I thought Bell. It's 150. Bell was 150.
Yeah, I thought that 1.4 shit was a joke for these charges, but they'll be cool.
He's out.
He's fine.
He got out right away.
They're shooting.
I can't wait for season two.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Season one was fine.
Yeah.
Can't wait for that.
Even though there's a lot of good TV out right now.
There's bad shit I ain't caught up on
The Baltimore shit
Yo there's a show
You might like
It's called
61st Street
I heard it's dope
Yeah
You watch it already?
I watched the first
My mom's been trying to put me on it
So I said alright let me sit down
Watch the first episode
Tell me more
It's about a kid who's caught up in
It's like a corrupt Chicago Judicial up in a it's like a corrupt
Chicago
judicial system
it's kind of like
Your Honor
okay
it takes place in
Chicago
lawyer who's about
to retire
but
he takes this case on
oh it's from the
Night of People
I'm in
oh I saw the trailer
for this
Michael B. Jones
the executive
yeah I saw the trailer
for this
I'm in
I'm watching this
yeah this is
this is where
AMC I heard it's dope I haven't watched, I saw the trailer for this. I'm in. I'm watching this. This is where?
AMC.
I heard it's dope.
I haven't watched it.
I've seen the first episode and I was like,
okay, yeah.
She's been beating me
upside the head.
Yo, did you watch the show?
I got to get AMC Plus now.
I got to catch up
with Better Call Saul.
It's been back out.
I haven't watched
any of that.
It's a good show.
Never.
Yeah, but this shit is all right, though.
Just the first episode I saw, I was like, okay.
I like Courtney Vance.
That motherfucking This Is Us has been shooting off the yopper with the sad cannon.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
You been tearing up?
What?
Once a week on the dot.
You ain't watching?
Tears is coming.
No.
I'm watching this shit.
You was the one that introduced me to this.
You're the this is us guy
I know
you just won't wait
to watch them all
I'll watch it eventually
I'm just not
with all the sad shit
they sadded me to death
a little while ago
are you feeling okay
yo
you love the sad
you live in the sad
yo
that me up bro
no
I'm glad you off the sad i don't care about what you what
makes you glad i'm dapping you for that they sadded me to death they sadded me out because
there are levels to the sadness and they hit now they go they go deep into the sad bad it's like
parents dying in every episode is. Even though we never really addressed
dude nursing the girl back to health,
only for, forget it.
The white girl.
I'm not all for that.
How he nursed her to health
and then she left him.
No, you getting that confused
with A Million Little Things.
That's what you talking about.
Oh, that is A Million Little Things.
Yeah, that's the one.
I don't fuck with This Is Us no more.
I've been stopped watching that.
Yeah.
That's not that. A Million Little Things has been good too. Nothing, nothing. Yeah, that's the one. I don't fuck with this. I've been stopped watching that. Yeah. That's not that.
A million little things have been good, too.
Nothing, nothing.
Yeah.
It's 90 degrees.
What are y'all doing for the weekend?
Nobody's watching TV.
Who gives a fuck?
I'm going upstate to see the family, man.
Okay.
I'm going to be outside, outside.
We got family time.
It's wilderness.
Okay.
Oh, you going outside.
We going camping.
Well, it's in buildings, but still camping.
I got a hood party to go to.
Oh, excuse me?
Yeah. You got what now
You probably be in it
You
Yeah
I'm really shocked
My childhood niggas having a
Cause every time I tell him
About a hood party
Nah I ain't going in there dog
I had to
Drag you down to the one spot
I didn't know that about Ish
Yeah he don't fuck with the hood
Yeah nah Ish
Ish don't fuck with the hood
At all man
So why you going So why you going You scared of your man So you gotta go I didn't know that about Ish. Yeah, he don't fuck with the hood. Yeah, no, Ish don't fuck with the hood at all, man.
So why you going?
So why you going?
You scared of your man, so you got to go.
He got you under pressure.
Yeah, you can't miss this one.
You're like Justin Bieber in LA.
And I got new push-ups. You got new push-ups on the site.
Nah, you going to build a house on the spot.
Stupid.
You need me to build a little roof or something.
You better build a gun.
You know how to build
one of those?
A plastic one,
a wooden one.
That's my man
from fifth grade.
He having a birthday party
so I got...
Fifth grade,
he should keep you safe.
I don't need anybody
to keep me safe, nigga.
But in the event
that you do.
Because you're going
to be out there.
Like you lost your...
The young niggas now
don't care about
the older niggas' issue.
I know.
At all.
They might not know about the work you put in in whatever year.
Yeah, I mean, 91.
Fam, it's an old nigga party.
I just said I do the niggas since 50.
But the young niggas is going to be in there.
That's what I'm saying.
You going to be all right?
I'm straight.
You need something?
Nah, 6 o'clock.
I got you if you just, you know.
Just let me know.
Just let me know.
Hey Ice, them niggas don't like CD-ROMs
Them niggas are shooting guns
I'm not shooting anything
These young niggas
Don't care about your software
These little niggas
Is bout it bout it
You gonna wear the ripped jeans
What you gonna give them
I'm asking a question
I might go give me some
Flannel
Flannel big joints like you
Where do you see flannel
See Look at you Look at you trying to be funny bitch Fleece flannel big joints like you. Where do you see flannel? See?
Look at you.
Look at you trying to be funny, bitch.
Fleece.
Oh, no.
I owe a couple money.
I owe a couple dollars to the cup.
Yes, you do.
I owe a couple dollars to the cup.
I'm here today.
I'm here today.
All right.
I'm going to put 40 in there.
Y'all want to talk about
the Lil Wayne Mark Cuban beef?
What about it?
Wayne got a little disrespectful.
I ain't going to hold you.
No, he got a lot of disrespect.
What Wayne said, man.
I didn't even know Wayne was a Suns fan, I guess.
He probably not.
He probably got somebody.
Because two, three years ago, he was a Mavs fan.
They was boys.
I mean, he's losing track of what team he's a fan of.
Oh, so that's the beef.
He jumped off the Mavs bandwagon.
I see.
He was there probably for somebody.
You know these rapper niggas be making friends with ballplayers.
So he was at the-
No, Wayne is a sports fan.
I know.
He'd be a little different.
I'm just saying, but they'd still be friends with some of the players.
Right.
So I might be going to the Phoenix game because some of my niggas play for Phoenix.
Phoenix got their ass smacked out of there. mark cuban started cracking jokes no wayne started oh
wayne said luca a hoe but why if i go to the game i can't say i can't tweet they're one of the
players as a whole you could but then you gotta be able to take what come with that yeah not really
i could say something back when the owner said something to me.
So the owner used
Wayne's lyric,
it's a shit show,
I'll put you front row.
I thought that was
pretty clever.
That was clever.
I thought that was clever
and a great Wayne line.
Great Wayne line.
Wayne got a lot of those
really simple fucking green lines.
He's amazing.
He's fucking good.
How many years
it took me to fucking realize
the dead in the living room line?
No, I remember the spaghetti line, lasagna line. Real Jesus. Had the world room line? No, I remember
the spaghetti line,
lasagna line.
Real Jesus.
Had the world fucked up.
No, that was the one
because who knew
I was going to spell that?
I've talked about that
before.
I've known that spell
as lasagna.
Y'all still know
how to spell as you age?
Yes.
Like that's true, for real.
I just wait for
the little red line.
I hate the end.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I just wait for
the little red line.
That's it.
So shit you just don't lose. I was never the best speller anyway. I hate the inside name. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I just wait for the little red line. That's it. The shit you just
don't lose.
I was never the
best speller anyway.
I'll be in the
house arguing with
the little Alexa
speaker now.
I'm the old
nigga just fighting
with technology.
Yo Alexa play
some shit get me
in my vibe.
They want to
throw some wild.
Oh wait right
there Joe got
this special coming
up.
Nigga play her
or somebody.
I think what?
Some other shit.
I'm in the house trying to get right to Elton John,
screaming, talking to Alexa.
Now she trying to talk to Alexa.
Nigga, she don't, the speaker don't know your voice.
Shut up.
Oh, man.
Sorry for any one speaker I set off out there.
Nah, I listen to your shit with it.
Now, I need to learn how to do my show
with the speaker i didn't try that oh you could do that because i didn't want to mess up just by
my vibe i'm just saying have my have be hooked up to the speaker and hear my shit as i'm doing it
but i have to talk as well i don't know how that would work even though you can talk to the
speaker they have to walk me through that hmm I didn't want to jeopardize the
show but back to Wayne right I mean what can I say Wayne cursed me out before
over some shit so he's quick with that which one he cursed you out about when
he thought I said some fly about gotta go to okay and maybe I did I was gonna
say did maybe but I didn't realize I did
so I did need to apologize
and hip hop you need to apologize sometimes
to people you like
I wasn't trying to be funny
but Wayne cursed me clear the fuck out
clear the fuck out
so yeah
when I read that I was like yeah
that's on par
what he said to Mark
he told Mark Cuban don't make me get you smacked, boy.
You playing with me
out pissing your fucking mouth.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, look.
Sound like he told me.
He said what?
Told me something similar to that.
What?
Sounds about right.
On brand.
Big L.A. Pissed.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Wayne.
Shout out to Mark Cuban.
They've settled this. Yeah. McMain squashed it man Shout out to Wayne Shout out to Mark Cuban They've settled this Yeah
McMain squashed it
Shout out to McMain as well
And you knew they would
You didn't think Wayne
Would run up on Mark Cuban
Nah
Somewhere
He was having a little fun
Yeah
Piss into your mouth
Is a little past the fun point
But it's cool
I get it
Devin Booker's gotta feel like
Shit
You talk too much shit to go home to Luka
Honestly
If there's one person
And there's nothing wrong with taking an L
But the number one seed
Talking as much shit as he spoke to Luka
I don't think he sleeps well at night
Nah he don't
And he mad competitive
He has some sleepless nights
You think he's gonna bounce back next year? Yeah of. You think he's going to bounce back next year?
Yeah, of course.
You think he's got that killer gene in him?
Yeah, he's going to bounce back from last year.
And you know what?
I hate to make things that may be unrelated be related,
but there's something about cloth.
I keep going back to it because it's true,
and who you are in one instance is who you will have to be in another.
And that little clip that is referenced a lot of Devin Booker playing pickup ball in the gym saying, yo, now we ain't double teaming in here.
And them saying, yes, the fuck we are.
And them saying, no, we here to work on our game.
And them saying, that's working on your game.
No, but then they come right off of that and go to Kobe and ask Kobe what he felt.
And Kobe said, I would have told him, y'all better send another motherfucker over here.
Fuck two, y'all need three.
So I'm just saying that the mental toughness that comes with that,
not that I know anything about it.
I have never scored 71 points in a Celtic loss.
But the mental toughness that comes with that is what I assume you would need in the playoffs
with a player like Luka coming full speed
or whatever speed he has at you.
Even on a double team.
Nigga, that's what they did in game seven.
I don't care what they did.
You seen what Wardell did.
What did he do?
21 and 10.
Grabbed 10 rebounds on the Mavs.
And they smacked him.
They smacked him.
They smacked him.
We called a blowout.
We saw a blowout.
They smacked him.
They let it be known.
Dallas wins a game in this series, yo.
Dallas wins one game in this series.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Golden State is loaded.
They're going to run right through it.
They're going to send bodies at him for the rest of the...
Luka's greatness will get him a game,
but he has to go through this.
All the greats got to go through this.
Tatum went through it a little bit.
I'm watching the Celtics games.
We're not on sports,
but I'm watching the Celtics games,
and I'm like,
damn, I wonder how this Tatum responds
to Kyrie going in the Celtic locker room
saying, I'm better than all y'all 1v1.
What's up?
Somebody do something.
When he said... Huh? When did he say that?
Huh?
When did he say that?
When Kyrie was on the Celtics.
When he was back then, two years ago.
Yeah.
They couldn't say nothing.
I know.
Yeah, now it's what?
Now, though.
Yeah, but their thing then was, wait, we just got to the Eastern Conference Finals without you.
Which is valid, but you still might not be better than Kyrie.
Now, here y'all are again, just a few years later, same team, same core.
Shout out to Marcus Smart.
What a guy.
He came back.
Horford played.
Listen, man.
Boston Warriors finals.
Book it.
Yep.
Yeah.
Book it.
Yeah.
I'm going to see how much the tickets cost.
And that goes six games.
That goes six games that goes six games
might go seven
maybe seven
depending on how Tatum
what he eats for breakfast
one in the mornings
you know it was a slow news week
you niggas tried to beat me down
with Luka having a beer
in the morning
yeah
Luka had a beer
and y'all tried to shove
that down my
no
and it was old
and who I don't care
I'm just saying
even if it was today
who the fuck cares?
He had a beer.
What the hell am I about to do
in my house with this information?
We just get a lot of information
sometimes that I don't need.
Too much.
Too much, yeah.
We be coming in here
talking about all this hip-hop bullshit.
I always want to mind the girly business
because it's way more fun.
You do say that all the time.
But I'm a guy,
and they always tell you
just mind your business,
so I do because I listen.
But sometimes it should be fun, and we need to adopt some of that shit.
So Lotto, not Lotto, fucking Rennie Rucci was somewhere speaking on a panel somewhere,
and they had some fans come up so she could ask them questions,
and they have to answer it.
And the clip went viral.
I hate using that word.
But it went viral, and she immediately brought it to the ops which happened to be lotto in that instant i
didn't know anything about that because i don't follow women beef but the fan came up there and
said ask me a question and she said all right who's better me or lotto oh shit she got right
to it and i said yo why don't i and they killed her for it. But I'm like, yo, men should do that.
Yo, who you like better, me or that bum ass, broke ass nigga?
Or whatever adjective you throw.
I think that would be fly.
Oh, I laughed for weeks.
We'll be called haters.
Y'all don't care if I.
We'll be called haters.
There's more girl in business, too.
There's more?
I didn't even know about that.
I know.
No, you talk about the juicy, juicy one.
The juicy, juicy. And she put a song out. And she put a fair one. I thought, I didn't even know about that. I know, you talking about the juicy, juicy one. The juicy,
juicy,
and she put a song out.
And she put a song out.
The juicy,
juicy.
And she said nigga.
She did.
And then she said she was mixed.
And then she said she said nigga.
Who this?
That's exactly how it went.
And then Young Miami said,
and this is where it gets funny.
Young Miami said,
ain't no bitch with that nasty ass carpet in her mouth, in her her house while you fucking on a billionaire, you freaky ass bitch.
I shouldn't even be reporting this.
But I got triggered because it's like, hold up now.
Don't stop the little baddies with nasty carpet in their house from fucking on dudes with money without us giving them anything, yo.
Come on, city girls.
Don't do that.
You just fucking the game up now?
Yeah, don't do that, yo.
Stop.
Stop.
It be the molding, yo.
It ain't the carpet.
It's the molding.
You can always tell.
You look at the molding.
It's the molding, yo.
The molding.
It's molding the molding?
Nah. No, when you see the fucked up. It's the molding. You're in the molding. How you fucking... Is molding the molding? Nah.
No, when you see the fucked up baseboards or around the doors.
How old is Shorty that got a house together?
Like, how old...
These little young things.
Got the cable wire running around the door.
TV on the floor.
Flat screen.
You'd be happy to see a bed for you.
Bed for you.
Oh, shit.
You ain't on the floor.
Flat screen just leaning'd be happy to see a bed frame. Bed frame. Oh, shit. You ain't on the floor. Flat screen just leaning against the wall.
Like, damn, how many Fordham bedrooms
that you want me to look at?
God damn.
Y'all all can't go get the glass.
Elizabeth, thanks.
Little glass headboard with the glass end table.
That shit was fly the first time I seen it,
like fake ass.
But now, now you kind of know the jig.
The little mirror joint?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what he's on.
Yeah.
Yeah, you a weasel.
And the chicks went crazy with the fucking, with the shit that had the sheet all over
the cape all around it.
Oh, yeah.
With the panels all the way.
The canopy shit?
Yeah, the canopy.
Yo, when chicks found the canopy bed, oh my God, yo.
They were just as hot for balls. You know how much of a freaky bitch you got to be to be a hoe in a canopy bed? It was over. Oh my God, yo. It was just a hot football.
You know how much
of a freaky bitch
you gotta be
to be a hoe
in a canopy bed?
That bed is so beautiful.
You in there
hoeing around.
That's the one.
The fake restoration
hardware bed.
That is the one.
They're killing that one.
The fake restoration
hardware bed?
Oh, the fake
Tufted shit.
Oh, the Tufted shit.
Yeah, Chicks found
Tufted and never looked back either.
They never looked back.
Tufted be nice, though.
I'm not going to lie.
You want some Tufted?
Yeah, I want some Tufted, man.
You're too Tufted.
I could.
But why you don't?
You don't get nothing.
I got a wood joint.
Where there's been money on parks?
Tell us.
Yeah, that's a good question.
None of their business.
Amstel. Word their business Amstel
word
you like an Amstel light
nah
I think
you can't do the Tufted
everybody can't do Tufted
thank you
here's your pocket
inside of the room
nah look
you gotta
you gotta rock with it
motherfucker had a Tufted couch
but it had some
ultra modern new shit
like yo fam
chill out
see you can do it how important is a headboard you can grab for your sex game a tufted couch, but it has some ultra-modern new shit. Like, yo, fam, chill out.
See, you can do it.
How important is a headboard you can grab
for your sex game?
Is that important for you guys?
Nah.
No.
For mine or hers?
Anybody.
You guys.
I was anti-headboard
for a long time.
You was anti-what?
Headboard.
What the fuck?
I didn't have no headboard.
I got a headboard now.
It's 90 degrees.
You want to listen
to this poverty?
I was about to say, yo.
This is a lot of poverty coming from Parks.
I was poor.
Take it easy.
Y'all cracked on me for a queen size.
You better kill it.
I don't have no fucking headboard.
At least it was a king size.
It was no headboard.
Y'all niggas cracked on me for a queen size.
Came out quick.
You're a white boy now
That's my man
Why you was against
Headboard
I thought it was unnecessary
He said he was poor
Yeah I was poor
Couldn't afford a headboard
Oh man
You got one now right
I got one now
Alright
It ain't Tufted though
It's just wood
That was your doing
What
The headboard
Yeah
Oh okay
Rem might have coerced you into getting a headboard.
I can't do this, man.
We got to get it.
You buying all the property in Elmira so you can start a development called Parks' Valley?
I'm asking you.
Where's the drum roll, man?
I got drum roll.
Parks' Valley Commons.
Honestly, I'm trying to figure out what you're doing.
What are you doing over there?
You're not getting the jewelry.
You're not getting the clothes frivolously.
No, no.
None of that.
Black Levi's Pumas.
That's right.
There it is.
Polo T.
What's he doing?
Come on.
Help me, y'all.
I don't know, Nick.
You just said what he doing.
This nigga's in Ozark.
What's happening?
What is that?
He's in a casino somewhere.
Marty Mark.
P-Valley.
That might be it.
P-Valley.
That's it.
You got some villains coming I have been thinking about
Doing something like that
I bet
Parks is valley
It is
Similar
Parks Commons
A minute he's gonna be
Trashing Parks Commons
Speaker's gonna be
On all the walls
She gonna be knocking in there
Might not have no AC
But you're gonna have good music
She gonna be EQ'd right What else is important in there. Might not have no AC, but you're going to have good music. She's going to be
EQ'd, right?
What else is important?
I saw the
Cat Williams special
on Netflix.
Yeah, I watched that too.
I laughed.
I got to watch it.
I laughed.
It was a different
Cat Williams than the one
that we've seen
in previous stand-ups,
but it should be.
How so?
Well, all the stand-ups
where you used to come out with the pimp cup
and the pimp outfit
and be like really animated,
really raunchy,
really cancel culture-esque
before that was a thing.
Yeah.
It's a lot more mature.
Okay.
It's a lot more toned down.
It's just a lot more
similar to when we spoke to him.
Just look like that cat doing a stand-up.
What I took from him, he told jokes.
He was actually up here just...
Yeah, he was a comedian.
Yeah, he was a comedian.
So he's putting his money where his mouth is.
You don't have to be offensive to be funny.
And he wasn't.
He was very welcoming and inclusive to all parties at the top.
Included them in the jokes.
Not in an offensive way.
I really laughed at his, the chicken.
That was funny.
And made sense because I'm sitting there like, God damn, he's right.
Yeah.
They told us there was a chicken wing shortage,
and they never told us there was a shortage on chickens.
No, no.
The way he worded it, not spoiler alert or whatever, he was like,
yo, they told us there was a shortage in chicken wings,
and then said, but we got extra thighs.
Yo.
That shit fucked up.
I'm like, wait a minute.
Hold up.
Because Wingstop definitely started calling themselves Thighstop.
Facts.
They did.
Yo, y'all definitely was niggers on that pop-out line for that chicken sandwich, yo.
Every now and again, I go on my mind at just a moment in time.
Yo.
Right here.
Ice just said they tell you what they like.
Ice, every episode tells you a different way that he's going to aspire to be a nigga.
Every episode.
So, I mean, that's not new.
We talking about the first chicken sandwich.
A chicken sandwich.
It was two chicken sandwiches.
The remix with the deluxe?
Yeah, yeah.
They stepped on it.
This is the re-rock.
If you go to Popeye's now, this is completely stepped on.
This is not the OG chicken sandwich.
That first one did hit, though.
That first chicken sandwich had something in it that was like...
Oh, man.
Speaking of chicken, I'm five days with no beef.
No, I mean, no red meat.
No.
No steak.
Good for you, man.
That's a lot for you.
Good for you.
Five days of just ordering...
Considering you ate red meat three meals a day for the past several years.
Well, no.
I didn't have time
for three meals a day.
I was out working.
Duh.
So, smarty pants.
You're trying to continue with that?
Yeah, I'm trying to be healthier.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, I'm trying to be...
That's nice.
I left it in the air for you.
I left it in the air.
You got new eyes, right?
You got new eyes, right?
I saw you.
Come on, Jodell.
Where does Odell land?
Tell me.
Yo, where do you get that from?
That's rapper brain.
Where does Odell land?
New Orleans.
Could be.
No way.
I don't think so.
Green Bay.
Maybe.
They'd pay him.
They would pay him, too.
Enough of our worst take.
Did y'all see the...
Oh, Nick Saban.
Let's get right to it.
Speaking of worst take.
Nick Saban.
Fucking hater.
Hater of the year
it hurts because that's my man too man
I fuck with Nick
but this is crazy
oh Nick Saban
apologizes for nil comments
after Jimbo
no he don't
no he don't
no he don't
for those that don't know
college football's greatest coach ever, Nick Saban,
who some say has had the pick of the litter when it comes to recruiting
and budgets and rule changes.
He's got a really accomplished list of assistant coaches
and people that have moved on.
He is the Bill Belichick of college, but he's great enough on his own to not even say that.
He's close friends with Bill Belichick.
His resume speaks for itself.
He's won most of the championships in the last 10 years.
He's done this at multiple schools.
Like, he's really him.
And he don't never even do this publicly.
Nah.
You never hear him. You never hear him.
You barely hear him talk, really.
So uncomposed.
You never really see him off the cuff like that.
It's normally very.
He was mad.
He was clearly angry.
He wanted homeboy.
He wanted who?
Travis Martin.
Travis Hunter.
Travis Hunter is his name.
All right, this is from Nick Saban.
It's despicable that a reputable head coach can come out and say this
and he doesn't get his way.
Wait, this is not.
This is Jimbo.
It's despicable that a reputable head coach can come out and say this
when he doesn't get his way or things don't go his way.
Fisher said just hours after the tie coach made the dig Wednesday night.
I don't want to see this.
I want to see what Nick said.
I don't want to see responses.
Because Nick snitched.
He did.
He did.
He did.
Threw Deion Sanders and Jackson State under the bus for that recruit that switched schools, Travis Hunter.
But Nick Saban says, and I quote, we were second in recruiting last year.
A&M was first.
A&M bought every player on their team, made a deal for name, image, and likeness.
We didn't buy one player.
I don't know if we're going to be able to sustain that in the future because more and more people are doing it.
Read about it in the paper, Saban said.
Jackson State paid a guy a million dollars last year that was a really good Division I player to come to the school.
And they bragged about it.
Nobody did anything about it.
These guys at Miami that are going to play basketball for $400,000, it's in the newspaper.
that are going to play basketball for $400,000.
It's in the newspaper.
The guy tells you how he's doing it,
but the NCAA can't enforce their rules because it's not against the law.
Why the hell is he snitching like that?
Because he mad he didn't get his fucking way?
No, how do you snitch on some shit
that's not against the law?
Shut your dumb ass up.
The playing field's been even.
It's a new law that he's having a problem with.
That's all it is.
I've always had the advantage.
It was okay.
Now that it's a little evened out, no, this is a problem now.
That's how it happens, damn near, all the way across the board.
Deion Sanders said,
You best believe I will address that lie that Coach Saban told tomorrow.
I was and awakened by my son, Shooter Sanders,
that sent me the article stating that we pay Travis Hunter a million to play at Jackson State.
We as a people don't have to pay our people to play with our people.
Talk your shit, D-O.
Talk about it.
I've gotten a lot of really useful information from Nick Saban, just from things that he has said throughout the years.
He was talking about football, but I applied it to life.
And I just have never heard him be like this.
He was tight.
Why would he have to?
You're going to always hear the joy from a motherfucker that's always winning.
You get what I'm saying? He always going to kick the positivity, the energy, all the fly shit, the little trigger shit, until he's faced with adversity.
Then you see the real motherfucker come out.
Well, see, this is weird.
Nigga not going to be selfish when they got a plethora of money.
When they start getting their back against the wall, that's when you see a nigga unselfish.
You might add a few too many soda pops that night, too.
You know what I mean?
Nah, I don't think that's it.
I don't like that, yo.
I think it's just, as long as it's been working in my favor, I'm cool.
Wait, you can do it now, too?
All right, we got a problem.
That's usually how it goes.
They not going to be able to sustain their greatness.
They will.
Alabama will.
Even if they don't, it's parody now.
Let your coaching come out, nigga.
It's easy to coach when you got the best players.
True.
You got the number one, two, three, four best receivers in the nation.
Nigga, who the fuck can't throw the ball to them?
They getting open, creating separation.
You can't double them.
Yo, let anybody else start getting some good recruits.
Then see where your coaching game is.
Fuck out of here.
I'm with you.
Yeah, like, dog, I don't like it.
Andy ratted. You know what I mean? I'm not angry with Yeah, like, dog, I don't like it.
Andy ratted.
You know what I mean? I'm not going to be with the rat shit.
That's the nasty part.
The rat shit kind of got me hot.
Like, you could have said it without throwing the official teams under the bus.
Right, right, right.
Do Miami under the bus.
Do fucking Jackson State under the bus.
Do A&M under the bus.
Nigga, shut up.
Ain't nobody say nothing when y'all was getting buckets.
True.
Niggas running around calling University of Alabama the biggest car dealership out there.
Nobody said nothing then.
You know what it was.
You know what it was, man.
Yo, think about that.
Go get your Hellcat, big boy.
Come on.
Go pick what color you want.
What you want.
This is kind of poignant because now that, Because you know niggas pick the schools
Based on who get the most TV time
And all of that
Like if you're in high school
You know these niggas got
Non-televised games
You're going to go there
But now I can make a better decision
For me and my family
Knowing that I'm going to get paid
For my name, image, and likeness now
I can really go where I might want to go
And that's the other thing
I don't like the attack on HBCUs Yeah, i don't like that so now i could go to another school that i might
feel more comfortable in going to because i'm already going to be generating money alabama's
operating revenue was 179.8 million during the 2021 fiscal year which spannedanned from July 1st, 2020 to June 30th, 2021.
Operating expenses
were $170.2
million. During the 2020
fiscal year, Alabama operated
at a surplus of $16.14
million.
No, Jackson State is working with
Oxtail and
Rice.
The football program at Jackson No, Jackson State is working with Oxtail and Rice. Yeah.
No, Oxtail, how is that?
They ain't working with Oxtail.
The football program at Jackson State made $2,428,061 in revenue.
Look at the expenses.
And spent $2,428,061 in expenses.
They are operating at a $0 surplus.
That's not funny, my nigga.
And he bitching on TV.
Sit your dumb ass down, yo.
I don't like that.
Yeah, I'd be bringing Brittany Renner to talk to the players, too, man.
Look, I got a side with Corey.
Y'all don't read that like how I read that.
I got a side with Corey, though, yo.
That book is a little too balanced.
Stop, Ice.
All right, all right, all right.
All right. Why ain't he always
playing football?
I told y'all he does that.
Yo, oh, man.
He does that.
Yo, you're NIT, yo.
You a nigga in training.
Bro, perfectly.
Zero?
I mean.
Yo, shut your dumb ass up, Nick Saban. I don't like that, yo. I just don't. I mean Yo these
Shut your dumb ass up
Nick Saban
I don't like that yo
I just don't
They are
Feeling threatened
That's nasty
Yeah that's hate
That's all it is
That's hate
That's prime time hate
Big time
I see what you did there
You might need
To give him a little
8-12 bar
You nice yo
You still got it.
Yo, this the fucking census all over again.
What you mean?
Nothing, man.
They losing their population control.
Yo, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
All over again.
You want to talk about Cole playing ball?
I mean, sure. We got him. Cole playing ball? I mean, sure.
We got him.
Cole playing ball.
No.
You back.
We're not talking about nothing.
You back.
Yeah, you back.
We're good.
We don't have to talk about nothing.
Big up to J. Cole, man.
Keep trying to fulfill your dream.
Yeah, man.
He signed to Drake's team, too, right?
Ain't that a team that Drake owns? He signed to Drake's team?
That's what I read somewhere.
I'm off of this.
Yeah.
90 degrees, man. 90 degrees. Yeah. 90 degrees, man.
90 degrees.
Indeed.
I did Drake the Honest Team.
I triple did Drake the Honest Team at J. Cole Science.
The Scarborough Shooting Stars.
Oh, shit.
Yo, man.
That looked dope.
All right, man.
That looked dope, though.
You think Drake got a suit up, too?
Drake might own the whole league, yo.
Salute, J. Cole.
Nope.
Follow your dreams, man.
Hey, there you go.
That's right.
There you go.
There you go.
Never give up.
Yo, you here, y'all.
I'm trying to think of the rest of them.
Y'all telling a 40 year old to never give up
Nigga where from
Africa
You getting closer to the states
Yeah
Yeah yeah
He's working his way over there
Africa to Canada
You be G League next
Oh
And then it's up from there
Drawing pool the second
What you do you see J. Cole out there just getting buckets
Out where?
Celtics.
Huh?
Just giving it up.
If I see J. Cole in the Celtics.
Passing the Tatum.
Just getting buckets.
Hate.
Nick Saban.
Not only are you nice lyrically, you're not going to be nice getting buckets too.
And ones.
Then throw them in a wrap.
That's nice.
You'll be tight.
You'll be out there trying to hack that nigga at a celebrity game.
I can't say nothing about what I think about none of this stuff.
Do Earl already think that I won't let go of a sketch beef?
Sketch.
Earl, I don't care about the sketch beef, y'all.
I'm telling you.
I really don't care
Like we dragging it
We dragging it out
Earl still going?
Huh?
Earl still going?
No Earl did an interview and said
That I'm
I'm tight at that
I won't let it go
Salute to Earl man
They never hear the salutes
Never
Salute niggas for seven years straight
One little thing.
All they hear is the diss.
And then say, he's got it out for me.
And he won't let it go.
Oh, man.
All right.
I don't care about what Corrine Steffens had to say.
I don't care about none of the, I don't care.
I don't care, yo.
That's why I be forcing y'all to find something.
I don't care about this shit.
Don't make me talk about Corrine Steffens.
Salute to him.
If that's,
if it worked for you,
I don't,
it ain't gonna happen
to my household,
but, you know,
whatever.
I have no idea
what happened.
I didn't click on it.
I don't know what she said.
She told,
she was doing an interview
with someone and said,
while she was married,
Bow Wow and Lil Wayne
were her boyfriends
and if they called,
she would let dude know,
like, yo,
I'll be back in a couple days I'm
going over here with him. I heard
her say it about Wayne before. And then
when she come back he'll
have dinner ready have her
bath drawn ask her did she have fun
and it'd be all good.
The crate?
But she said she was the breadwinner she paid all
the bills cause I think that's very important in that situation.
Sure. She paid all of whose bills? Her think that's very important in that situation. Sure.
She paid all of whose bills?
Her and her husband's.
You know who her husband is?
The nigga,
Eddie Winslow from the Urkel Show.
I think that's who her husband is.
Was.
Was.
And she basically,
she told the story before.
She said basically,
her husband knew that if Wayne called,
sit down and shut up. I'm going wherever Waynene is i'm at his beck and call so she gets on tv she embarrasses her husband and says
bow wow and wayne basically had carte blanche that whenever they would call she would get up
and have to tell her husband it could be three in the morning she's like yo i'm out she said
one time could you move your car Like you gotta move your car
Yo you gotta move your car
You gotta move your car
Cause yeah
Wayne called
And said yo
He would say alright cool
I'll see you in two or three days
And she said in two or three days
She would come home
And the food would be cooked
And the bath water would be ran
And it would be
Hey you had fun
Yeah I had great fun
Nah
And that's how they lived
But I mean you know
How do you get your rocks off
I guess but but no.
To each their own.
I'm not mad.
I just don't hear the same uproar that would come if any athlete said it,
any entertainer said it, any male person said that
and was as adamant and as prideful as she.
Well, Michael Blackson just said it.
He was playing.
I don't know.
He might have been serious.
It was a little seriousness in there, but.
He wasn't playing.
They asked his wife.
No, it was a little seriousness in there.
They asked his wife, and she gave a serious answer as to why she allows that on his birthday.
Birthday? Yeah, that on his birthday. Birthday?
Yeah,
I think every birthday.
He was saying something different.
He was saying
shit about no birthday.
I'm talking about what she said.
I don't care about what he said.
And it's 90 degrees.
We're talking about Michael Blackson.
I mean,
hold on.
Nah,
I ain't gonna lie.
That's my bad.
That's my bad Alright what else man
Nah I ain't give my
Corinne Steffens take
I'm just sitting here thinking
Drumming it up
I think it's branding
You think it's boring
But I might not want to get this spicy
Spice it up man
Why we gotta still hear from her
30 years later
Cause she suck good dick
Back in the day
Cause she got a new pod coming
And I think this is her way of
branding it.
That's cool.
But she has shot to fame
because she sucked
good dick.
It look good though,
yo.
I ain't gonna hold you.
That shit looked
exquisite.
You right.
That shit looked
A1.
Oh my lord, yo.
That shit looked A1.
I ain't mad.
And she was doing that, son. I know my lord that shit looked A1 and she was doing that
I know
so that's
nasty
that's really
disgusting
while
she was
a young girl
in porn
sucking dick
so we gotta
still hear her
thoughts and opinions
20 years later
because she sucked
a dick
she might have been
that good at it
yeah but a lot of them
is good now.
Like, that might have
been marketing.
She ain't never sucked mine.
I don't know.
You tight.
That's hate.
That's hate.
I roll with it.
Look at his face.
I roll with it for the show.
I roll with it.
Pumping up was out then too?
Yeah, that's definitely hate.
Yo, yeah, yo.
I roll with it.
I didn't have enough money
but I wasn't trying to do that.
I wasn't even thinking about her
I had my sights on other things
I don't get it
why is this a thing
we hear this story every year
who cares
and I can't say that
because women have
Marilyn Monroe'd
super head
but I don't care about
who cares
I think it's just and why your husband was Eddie Winslow my nigga like But I don't care about... Who cares?
I think it's just... And why I get...
Your husband was Eddie Winslow, my nigga?
Like, why the fuck am I here?
Like...
I don't give a...
What the fuck?
Did I do that?
I gotta come in here and talk about...
Oh, man.
It's a dog.
Don't do that to Eddie yo with all due
Corinne
with all due respect
yo
no
no
only if
anybody can just say
whatever they want
for the next 50 years
no nigga
what you been up to
where you been at
well when I have it
you ain't done nothing
else than suck some dick
that Jadakiss bar
was ages ago.
This is respectfully to Corrine.
I don't know her,
but
I just hate to be bad while
Wayne minding my business one day.
Wayne married, ain't he?
No, no.
Or was engaged?
Maybe.
He was engaged.
He was engaged.
That ain't right that you could just pop a,
I don't think that's right.
That ain't right. That ain't right that you could just pop up. I don't think that's right. That ain't right.
That ain't right.
Bad Wild might like that shit.
But for a nigga that's married,
Park's whole week could be ruined.
If he just wake up tomorrow and work from 17 years ago,
he's on the internet saying,
oh, when I did this to him, this was our situation.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's true.
What are you doing?
Now you got to talk to somebody that you ain't spoke to.
Wait, now they got a pod coming.
Don't get your pod off on my dick, yo.
Roll out.
Do not get your pod off on nothing that you did with my dick.
But that's a valuable lesson that I had to learn this year.
Maybe I learned it before, but it was cemented this year.
Got to be careful who you make part
of your story
because now
it's part of their story.
That's true.
And you can't control it.
And you cannot control
what people do
with their part
of the story.
But see why I don't just go
shoving my dick around
for the next 40 years?
No, that's funny.
Shut up!
My thing is, if that was a dude saying this... If a nigga did this, the women would crucify him.
He would be castrated.
And that's my point.
That's my point.
I don't hear enough...
Oh, you classy...
If a man did this, dog, as proudly as she was speaking,
on some old work like that
Bruh
Y'all are right
I just hate
I hate for that to be the argument
Cause I hate when women do that
If a man did what you're doing
Anytime a guy says it
I be like
When a woman says it
I be like
Hey we men
Y'all not like
It's different
But this is next
Double standards exist
No matter how much
We try to act like they don't
They're real
They exist.
Don't break your podcast off my dick, yo.
That's three dicks.
No, but now she's going to get her call,
call me daddy type content from an experience.
Listen, she's shooting for it.
It might not be for you.
Of course, it's not going to be at that level.
Everywhere you look.
See, now I'm offended
Now I'm on
Corinne's side
Been sucking dick
Since 2001
The greatest to ever do it
You going to tell me
I'm trying to be called
Her daddy
These little white girls
That just came out
Yeah
That type content
And she's going to be
The authority
Authoritative figure
On that type of content
She can talk to it
From a perspective
That most can't
Man these chicks
Don't care about
Corinne today She rebranded herself What's her name she got a new name and everything yeah
you in better head
yo her name is elizabeth what if she hey what if she fell off
mouth man dry not for nothing lazy job not for nothing hold up hold up the nigga that fell off. Mouth mad drunk. Hey, not for nothing. A little lazy job.
Look, look, not for nothing.
Hold up, hold up.
The nigga that fell off,
what do you always talk about?
The glory days.
The glory days.
How good he was back in the day.
I ain't saying.
Yeah, nah, you ain't been outside
in a new lipo ever.
I don't know what that mouth
is looking like now.
These chicks in there,
they might be looking at you
like loaded locks.
We don't want to hear
all that old shit.
We out here now sucking the dick
doing tricks and shit
we done
took it to another place
evolved this thing
and you still
talking about
back in the day
I'm talking shit
right now
cause I don't care
I don't care
suck whatever you want
tell whatever story
you want
but you just gotta be careful if you want. But you just got to be careful
if you're out there fucking.
That's true.
That's all.
That's what it tells you as a man.
Or if you're letting your wife
go out there and just be fucking.
Eddie was just minding his business.
Oh, that is true too.
He might be remarried.
Fat word.
I never respected Eddie Winslow.
Word.
I never respected Eddie Winslow.
That's what I'm saying, yo.
Who the fuck was that? I need a list of the TV characters y'all had the utmost respect for.
It was Eddie Winslow?
No.
Not just that.
Is your box really that far you married Eddie Winslow?
Eddie Winslow was in the house obeying the rules with his rest in peace Carl Winslow.
But if Carl Winslow was my dad,
I'm running circles around him in the house.
Give a fuck you a cop. I'm out.
They was sitting
in his room.
Go upstairs and don't come back down.
Wait, that would have went totally different.
Good thing my dad wasn't there when I was going home.
I dare you would have told
me, go sit in my room.
How many windows I've climbed out of?
Hang jump.
A dumbass neighbor across the street, before it was a ring camera,
he had a black and white TV and camcorder set up right across from that window I used to hop out.
And he was telling.
Snitch.
Snitch and sent that tape right to my mom.
My mom knew my whole day. They was snitch god dang snitch and sent that tape right to my mom my mom knew my whole day
they was snitch
yeah rest in peace
to them
that was my man
snitch
yeah
it's the neighbors
but I mean
that's how it was back then
I wasn't the best
at climbing out the windows
I mean I made noise
I kicked shit over
that ungraceful
yeah
that's where you broke in
I had my friends
doing it
hopping it
it looked like a burglary
going on.
Hey, why is there seven kids
climbing in and out
of that window over there?
Hi, Mom.
Anyway.
That's hilarious.
What else?
We got to be a part of the shows?
Yes, there are part of the shows.
We have not done this segment
in a few pods
because they were trying to serious us out
and I don't want to be anybody's therapist
I don't want that responsibility
fair
so why I got screamed on when I said that
it was the method in which you delivered
nah what happened was
I don't even remember ever screaming on you
nah I don't remember either
I screamed on but it was like yo don't even remember ever screaming. What happened? Nah, I don't remember either. I screamed though, but it was like,
yo, don't say that.
We want them to subscribe.
No, the topic could be
mediocre as the person.
I don't want to have to give you
like real help.
I'll give you my answer.
That's all I was saying.
I don't want to be your therapist.
Like, let's...
No, but you were saying it
because you're a young nigga
who's need to...
Fuck, y'all talking to us.
Bum ass things.
Bum ass things.
All right, we got Juggs Mathis.
Juggs, what up?
Juggs Mathis, fam.
That is hilarious.
It's a girl.
I hope.
I don't know.
That's what he got.
What she said, yo.
Or he.
Or he.
What did they say?
You might have some yetis.
Nigga might have some jigs.
Juggs. They could be yo. Or he. Or he. You might have some yetis. Nigga might have some jigs. Jugs.
They could be they.
All right.
First thing, I adore this podcast, and I truly hope nothing but greatness finds you guys.
Oh, thanks, Jugs.
I like that.
Oh, thanks, Jugs.
My boyfriend has a best friend that he's super close with, and they have a great friendship.
They work together, and their families are pretty close as well.
When my boyfriend and I started dating one year ago, his friend was super supportive and even told me he appreciates me being there for my man.
I said that before.
However, once my man and I moved in together, his friend started to change.
He'd hit on me or make comments sexually to me whenever my boyfriend wasn't around.
It's really starting to bother me and I feel like I'm stuck between
telling my man or not telling my man.
I need you guys' opinion
on what I should do. See, this is a great question.
It is. Because I think
it's a woman and she's asking a room full of
men about a man. I think that's
a good one. Yeah.
So I'm going to attempt to get Juggs on the phone.
Okay.
You guys can speak amongst yourselves as I...
Come on.
Her boyfriend was telling homeboy what she be doing.
You think he's an inside...
You want to see what his head's doing?
Nah, I just think she be like, yo, what she be doing?
X, Y, Z, having me upside down, flip the round.
And now he want to get a little aerobics.
Ah, I thought you were trying to say that her man's friend...
Put her on to the... No, friend was trying to set her up,
see if she would, you know what I mean?
I don't think so.
See if she would jump.
Well, that's why I have a problem with you asking everybody if they popped.
Because if they answer you, then what?
I won't ask you that about certain people.
I don't do that.
We men, we're just going to be coming up in conversation.
If niggas is shooting barbershop talk, I would never ask nobody about their significant other
or know no personal shit.
Of course.
I would hope not.
Hopefully you popped your significant other.
All of mine.
No, I'm saying.
I love them all.
Men are so funny.
Call Juggs.
They can place value on who you like.
I like all of them.
And that's a joke, by the way.
I am going to call Juggs, even though she didn't grant me permission.
She said it depends on who this is.
But let's get her on the phone.
Let's see if we can offer our services to her.
Check this out.
What's that?
What's that?
It ain't, you know, service bad.
There we go.
All right.
Your call has been forwarded.
Wow.
Juggs ain't playing with us.
No, that's D&D.
You just call right back.
You got to call right back.
I'm calling right back, man. Don't do me like that. Don't do that, Juggs ain't playing with us Nah that's D&D You just call right back You gotta call right back I'm calling right back man Don't do me like that
Don't do that Juggs
You know how to fight right through
That little D&D block
Yeah don't do that Juggs
Let your phone don't do not disturb
Don't call right back
Man she in Tacoma, Washington
Love it out there
Alright we're calling back
The suspense is killing me
Your call is Oh Juggs Alright Juggs You playing games Juggs The suspense is killing me.
Your call is... Oh, Juggs ain't fucking with us.
All right, Juggs, you playing games, Juggs.
Juggs might have thought you was playing games.
Blocked you.
That is true.
She could have thought that.
Yeah.
Like, who is this playing on my phone?
Okay, you know what?
Blocked.
But what do y'all think of what she said?
Maybe she'll call back.
I just told you, I think that...
You think that it's the setup.
No, I think that her boyfriend was telling his man how good that yaya was,
and now his man is curious.
That's nasty.
What, what did you say, or yaya?
I'm just asking.
Both, to be honest.
His wish never ceases to amaze me.
Don't go in that young boy party asking about yaya.
How you know my sister, nigga?
Yeah, I'm going to go.
When is it?
Tomorrow.
I'm not going to go.
You weren't going to go anyway, nigga.
Why not?
Because it's in the jungle.
I don't understand what that means.
You forgot.
Why you keep making those?
You forgot.
That's not your first time making that joke.
You forgot how it is in the jungle.
So let me grant you the floor to explain.
I don't understand what that means.
You tend to not want to be around the jungle.
I'm not mad at that.
At this age, it's not preferred by me either.
Yeah, me neither.
Niggas be calling, yo, we going to the fox trap.
Wait, where?
Good luck with that.
The fox trap. Not I. I'm not even going there. DB hit me last week. Call him, yo, we going to the Foxtrot. Wait, where? Good luck with that. The Foxtrot.
I'm not even going there.
DB hit me last week.
Talked about, yo, I'm shooting some content over here on Stagman.
And I was like, all right.
Good for you.
Happy shoots.
Yeah.
Have a blast.
Hope the sun is with you.
He's like, yo, can you come through?
I was like, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
No.
I ain't going to go through for that guy though
no
call me when you
shooting in the red
see that's what I was
I almost got shot in the head
doing that
I can't speak for nobody else
see that's what I don't get
that's what I don't get about Joe
that's what Joe's on
right there
what
you'll say no
but then you told us
the last time
when you hung out
you ended up at a spot
and I'm like Joe
why are you going there
cause that's on
discernment is on us.
That's why.
So we making these jokes and yeah,
I have my places that I'm just not trying to voluntarily go to,
but that don't mean that for life.
And the thicker things,
you might be like,
yo,
you want to stop over there?
Oh yeah,
fuck it.
All right.
That nigga's crazy.
And even in that,
it's not,
I find comfort in them places,
right?
But it's just not a good business decision.
Sure, sure, sure.
I went to a little hood spot in Jersey City with DB a few weeks ago.
I told y'all.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
When I said, well, why would you be in that spot?
That was cool.
Love was there?
That was cool.
Huh?
Love was there?
I'm sure the love is going to be there.
People typically show me love when I'm out.
But it only take one time of no love being around where it's like, okay, you shouldn't have been over there.
But in there, listen, I walked in there, stayed in the front, went to the back.
DJ started playing the Joe Budden set.
I know y'all laughing out there.
There are enough records for a Joe Budden set in Jersey City.
Fuck y'all.
And then all the other niggas were like, hey, Joe's my height saluting i'm out they turned the lights on and i don't want to hear pump it up with the spotlight on me i that's just not my
yeah so it's not so much i don't want to be around those but i don't really want to be around too
many people you know what i was talking about though but listen to this ish i was having this
conversation and we will wrap this part up
at some point.
I was on a shot of acid.
Because when you go to Houston
in the daytime,
no matter what time,
from noon,
there's somewhere to go
where there's a good mix of music,
food, vibe,
black people,
like throughout all day.
And maybe that spot is still open at the late night
now with some tables and we changed the price and you know new york don't have that new york does
not have that well we just don't know about it we don't have it we don't have we've been here long
enough we've been around we move around it we don't have that that's why everybody runs the
last lap over there for half a long that's why everybody runs to Last Lap over there for half a long. That's why everybody with the rooftop gans.
Like there's no at three o'clock.
Especially with black.
You can go somewhere.
Especially with black people.
Yeah, the hookah spot don't even open it till five.
Yeah.
Right?
So that brings the conversation to, or brought the conversation to black businesses being able to thrive in new york versus houston and that's a funny conversation to
have for me because of all the laws that you see texas pass and you know how texas is ran
right but you can be incentivized by growing your black business over there versus new York, which is diversified. We all some melting pot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I don't see no, it ain't like that.
Even when I went shopping yesterday, seven different stores.
Everybody was an idiot.
Cool.
Nothing wrong with that.
But wasn't nobody black.
I went to seven different stores in a mall and saw maybe one black person.
And then you go to the strip club at the nighttime and that's monopolized by the Spanish people.
Like if you really want to get racy, which I am not. But that was the conversation.
I don't know how I got here in New York, though. It is. That is that.
But, you know, I want somewhere to go because those spots normally exist.
Like I said to her, I could go to the hood and probably find somewhere at three or four o'clock,
but should I be there?
The answer to that is no.
Probably not, yeah.
That's a depressing thought
if you sit there for long enough.
Yes, you know the spot
that I love to go to, the hood.
We joke around,
but you go there
because it's that vibe
at a certain time in the daytime.
And they switch, yep.
And then the crowd switches
and they switch.
And I tease you
because it's like it's dangerous over there, but to have fun, they switch And I tease you Because it's like
It's dangerous over there
But to have fun
You kind of got to go
Where it's dangerous at
Over here
And the bad part of that is
Pardon me
Go ahead
But up north
We don't stick together
You see that shit
Across everything
Because most people
Just don't
Got a million dollars
Two million dollars
Sitting in the tuck
To get a spot
You got to now Get the sound equipment You got to get a spot you gotta now get the sound
equipment you gotta get the lights you gotta get the marble on the tables you gotta you know i'm
saying you gotta redo it and all of that shit get a food menu and all of that stuff we won't be like
yo the two of us we're gonna get together four of us fuck it we're gonna get together and do it
we knocked pergola the spot i've been talking about in Jersey forever, guess who bought it? The same niggas.
Hello.
Hello, this is the Joe Budden Podcast.
May we speak with Juggs Mathis, please?
This is she.
Juggs, how are you? I'm good.
How are you? Couldn't be better.
Excellent. Good. We read your question
to our audience earlier.
Okay.
It disturbed me as a man disgusting why is it disturbing
because i hate when niggas do that i hate when men do what your question said especially
if they're friends right yeah they're more like brothers too are they frat brothers? Are they in a frat?
No they're not in a frat They went to the police academy together
They're both law officers
Yeah
So they went to high school together
Their families are very close
Their moms are best friends
So they're like brothers
Basically
So are you worried about being viewed a certain way by being the one to bring that to the forefront?
Yeah, I'm a less drama.
You sound nervous now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sound scared.
I'm a little hyper.
Well, no, because I'm actually, I was just, I was taking a smoke break when I got the text message.
I was smoking, and I'm a little high now.
He got you smoking.
Wow.
God damn it, Jones.
You said you're a little high now?
I'm a little high right now, so I get kind of giggly.
You got to be high to deal with her boyfriend and his fucking cop friend.
Yeah, I got to go smoke, you know?
Now, Ish has an interesting theory.
Okay.
My theory was, can we be funny here?
Yeah, you're good.
I mean, you might have been putting on to Officer Crumpke, and he told his man, and his man has that in the back of his head.
How do you give it up?
Okay, no.
Yeah, I don't think you can do that.
No, I haven't i'm um when i when i'm around them i'm very
i pay attention to my man i'm very i'm a very submissive subservient type woman so
i'm always about him and making sure he's good and all that good stuff so when other men come
around i don't see them i don't give them signals i don't give them signals. I don't give them any type of energy. So I don't know where it's coming from.
You missed my point.
That's fine.
I said that your man, let's say your man's name is Jack.
He's saying your man is going into work feeling too good in the morning.
No, your man.
As he should.
Period.
Right.
But your man might have conveyed some of the tricks of the trade that you give off to his man.
Especially when they first meet.
Right.
I got a totally different take.
Ice, give it to us.
Ice, give it to us.
The friend is jealous.
True.
They're like brothers.
He's a hater.
He's a hater.
They're like brothers.
He's trying to break it up.
He's trying to break that up.
But do you risk your friendship with your man, your brother, by shooting at his chick?
They've only been together a year.
But look, if his is girl, girl, and he loves her.
No such thing as a girl, girl at a year.
I'm a woman, woman.
There's no such thing as my woman, woman at a year.
That's not true.
Everybody is different.
That's not true.
Bro, you know what they say, bro.
All right.
Yo, Juggs, I'm here to tell your man that he did this.
No, listen.
So what I'm saying is if you really are scared of and you jealous,
you could potentially lose your friendship if my man is really into the woman like that.
Because it don't matter if he's feeling her like that.
You're doing some sneaky backhanded shit.
You're not my friend if you're doing that.
True.
I don't care how close our families are. And that's my point. They can get a divorce. I don't give a fuck about that. You're not my friend if you're doing that. True. I don't care how close
our families are.
And that's my point.
They can get a divorce.
I don't give a fuck about that.
And that's my point.
If I find out that you
coming at my girl
while I'm not around,
we're going to have
a different conversation.
And I want to find out, Joke.
So I'm with Parks.
I do think
that you should let your man know.
Because check this out.
Yeah.
Even if your man
takes the other side in this somehow
because y'all ain't been together
but for so long, then even that's great information to know.
Thanks.
Because you're sitting there being submissive and that other big-ass word you used, subservient.
Where do I meet those women?
Yeah, you're sitting there being this way for a man that might not necessarily reciprocate or hold you in that regard.
So you're going to get information either way.
Right. might not necessarily reciprocated or hold you in that regard so you're going to get information either way right i just i kind of i'm more of a i don't want them not to be friends anymore because i see how much are they they're not friends yeah don't be shooting at you they're
not friends or hey i what i don't know i don't know your ethnicity why are you putting that on
you why are you putting that because i'm the Because I'm the one So if I say something
And they stop being friends
I just feel like
I'll be the cause
Of that whole
Relationship
How are you the cause
If he's trying to talk to you
Behind your back
He's the cause
By shooting at you
Off the rip
That's the act right there
That fucked up the friendship
You don't need to harbor that
And I would damn sure
Want to know if one of my mans
Was doing that
Absolutely
What
And I would want to hear it
From my girl
Facts
Yeah So I should tell him 1000% He listens to you guys too So know if one of my mans was doing that. Absolutely. What? And I would want to hear it from my girl. Facts.
Yeah.
So I should tell him.
One thousand percent.
He listens to you
guys too.
Does the other
guy listen?
Thanks guys.
I don't know.
I don't care what
he does.
Is your real
name Jokes?
No.
No.
That's not my
real name.
He's got a
regular voice.
Is your real name
Ish and Ice?
No.
Those aren't your
guys' names.
Is your real name
Ish and Ice?
My name is Ish. My name is Ish. No. those aren't your guys' names. It's your real name. That is my name. Issh and Ice. My name is Issh.
My name is Issh.
No, their names are not Issh or Ice.
Okay, then.
You know, we think you should tell him.
We do.
Absolutely.
Okay.
100%.
I think I will, too, only because I'm just tired of the awkwardness whenever his friend
comes around.
Like, I just want it to be over.
He does it a lot?
Not, no.
He doesn't do it a lot but he does it
enough to where i'm like i don't want him now she's feeling weird yeah yes that's a weird friend
see what we don't know what we don't know is because they only been together a year
he could have yeah we're still new yeah he could have done this soon as somebody else gets too
close i gotta get her out of there because I'm feeling threatened of this friendship.
Or I just want to feel like I'm the bigger man in our friendship.
You know what I'm saying?
Sometimes people have that.
Friends will have that little internal competition.
That's what I'm about to say.
This dude might be, or he might be jealous that his man is this close to someone else and he sees a future.
So he want to drive a wedge in it and maybe be able to go back to his man and say, look, she wasn't any good.
Because I've seen that be the rebuttal to this a few times too.
Fam, you're not the one to test my relationship.
I don't need you to do that.
I'm still going to smack you.
Yeah, I'm still going to smack you.
It's a lot of jealousy and internal competition.
But yo, believe it or not, I've heard this conversation a lot from women
about them not knowing how to bring that to their partner
that their friend is like that.
Straight up.
Yo, dudes will be like, yo, if he got her, oh, I know I could get her.
Exactly.
A lot of dudes feel like that.
They kick their man back in.
I can hear the fucking pain in Jug's voice,
man.
I hope that
mid is doing
something.
She in
Washington,
she probably
got some
kill.
She might
got some
fire.
I love
Washington.
She might
got some
fire.
Nah,
she's still
there.
Hold on,
Jugs.
Hold on.
Are you
there?
Yeah,
I'm here.
There we
go.
Listen,
Jug,
I hope
that we
were able
to help. I hope that you do tell your man. If you don't, he listens'm here. There we go. Listen, Jug, I hope that we were able to help.
I hope that you do tell your man.
If you don't, he listens, so we'll tell him.
Hey, your friendship.
Your friendship, your queen.
Jugs, have a-
I'm going to tell him.
I'm going to tell him over dinner or something.
Tell him before this drops in the morning.
This is dropping tomorrow.
Yeah, I'll just leave him a note or something.
No, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Omaha, Omaha. Yeah, no'll just leave him a note or something. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Omaha, Omaha.
Yeah, no jokes.
Listen to the Patreon.
Not a note.
That's funny.
Not a note.
A conversation, maybe over some wine or something he enjoys.
Y'all in Washington State.
Like, have a talk.
Indulge.
Give her some advice.
Let's do a little doobie.
Does he smoke?
Oh, he's a cop.
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
That night, if it's going to be in the brownies or something. There we go. advice. Let's do a little doobie. Does he smoke? Oh, he's a cop. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.
It's going to be in the brownies or something.
There we go.
Give him a brownie.
Have a conversation
about the loser friend.
Give her some advice.
I gave my advice.
On how to approach it.
I just did.
First, you melt the butter
and then you put the weed
in the butter.
Then you start the brownie mix
and you know what I mean?
Part of the life skills.
Yo, listen to him.
First, you melt the butter. Yeah. Jugg the life. Yo, listen to him. First you melt the butter.
Yeah.
Juggs, hopefully we were able to help.
Enjoy your weekend and good luck with everything.
Thank you so much.
I love the show, you guys.
Keep it up.
Thank you.
We appreciate you, Juggs.
Thank you.
Have a good weekend.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
Yeah, that shit is whack.
I was telling.
How do you tell your man that?
You can hear the faithfulness in her voice.
You can hear the scary and scariness.
She's scared.
I wanted to ask her where her name came from.
I think it's something to explain.
She has enough men problems.
She wasn't jokey-jokey off the rip.
I wouldn't be jokey-jokey in this situation.
I feel her.
No, that's why I said, yo, can we make jokes?
That's an awkward spot.
And my man listens to that pod.
Now the clock is ticking.
That's why I love y'all that send these questions into this show.
It takes a certain type of bravery.
Because most of the relationship ones, which is a lot of them,
both of them leave it at the bottom.
On Patreon, I'm going to do an episode where we just call all these people.
Like, man, these people.
Because there's a few of them here that we should get to
if you got caught
attempting to cheat
no I'm not even reading this
we'll get into this
I'll read it to you
if you got caught
attempting to cheat
and your girl said
something to you about it
but it's not that big
of a deal to her
but you later find out
she was approached
for a threesome
but she left
left you out of it
and just hooked up
with the girl alone
wouldn't that just
make y'all even
because based on y'all's rules for even? Because based on y'all's rules
for the most part,
based on y'all's rules
for the most part,
she didn't cheat.
She just didn't invite you.
Sounds like an open relationship
to me a little bit.
Yeah, she did cheat.
And that's cheating.
That's definitely cheating.
And that's cheating.
But if she don't care
about your cheating.
I don't think y'all leaving,
nigga, she up one.
Yeah, y'all ain't even at all.
What you talking about?
Okay, fuck her again and call me the next time. think y'all leaving nigga. She up one. Yeah. Y'all even at all talking about. Okay.
Fuck her again
and call me.
Are y'all did alone
now?
No.
How'd she look?
When last time y'all
had a threesome
or entertain the idea
of a threesome?
We can get sleepers
together right after this.
It's been a long time.
I have.
I have not even
thinking about
thinking about trying
to get one.
No,
not really.
Entertain the idea a couple years ago.
How far into it?
Pretty close.
Who ended it?
Me.
Why?
I think I told the story on the podcast.
I wasn't here.
You might have been.
No, you probably wasn't.
I'm sure she was, what's the word?
I don't want to be politically incorrect.
We know that about you.
She wasn't your cup of tea?
We can leave it at that.
I got you.
Oh, so y'all didn't explore it so deep if y'all didn't get to finding a girl that y'all could agree on.
Yeah.
Got it, got it, got it.
Ice?
It's been a while.
I'm not, I'm cool.
I'm seven minutes you ain't wanna divide
the seven up huh
yeah no
three and a half
for everybody
it's a lot of work
seven minutes
we can't divide that
between two people
let two of y'all down
come on now
you only got 14 minutes
you only got 14
got shit to do it. You only got 14?
I got shit to do.
It's cool.
We got fine sleepers. It's fine.
We're going to get right on out of here.
I hope you enjoyed this podcast.
Oh, my Lord.
All right.
I'm going to my Miami go-to.
One of my favorites, Mark Ronson.
That's all he drops off.
Well, look.
Featuring Lucky Day.
This record is called Too Much
Okay
And it go
Hey
It's my vibe with this 90 out.
Talk to him. Take control, take control I can be your antidote
What you need?
Now you wanna let it go It's about time
Yeah we gotta dance along Come touch me
Round and round and round we go
It's too much We're just catching up to time
Let's do too much
Something that we never tried
We've never tried
Hands on my arm
Hands on my arm Hands on my arm Yes I am Hands on my arm
Yes I am
Me ain't getting no younger
We're finally here and we come to play
And I
And I
All night, yeah
Swag! I'll give you a hand to do what you need
I know you wanna let it go, it's about time
And we gotta dance along, come touch me
Round and round and round we go
It ain do too much
We're just catching up to time
Let's do too much
Something that we never tried
We never tried
Hands on my arm
It's all I want Hands on my arm This other one Hands on my arm
This other one
Hands on my arm
This other one
Hands on my arm
Each and every Monday 5 to 7 on M
Let's go
I could be your antidote
What you need
Know you wanna let it go
It's about time
Yeah, we gotta dance along
Come touch me
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
Round and round and round we go
Round and round we go
I can't think too much
Ain't thinkin' much about
We're just catchin' up to time
Let's get to
You're the one It's brand new music We'll just get you enough to die Let's get you enough to die Let's get you too much
Brand new music, that's Mark Ronson featuring Lucky Day
That record is called Too Much
I'm sure you'll see Usher Raymond roller skating around your town in that one
Shout out to Usher, who just announced a few more shows at his residency in Vegas.
I need to go.
Chris announced a residency.
Honestly, I don't even want to come in here and discuss music until Chris Brown drops, if you want me to be honest.
That's really what I wanted to come in here and say.
None of this other shit matters. Damn, we should have touched Bronnie and the white girl. We'll do it on honest. That's really what I wanted to come in here and say. None of this other shit matters.
Damn, we should have touched Bronnie and the white girl.
We'll do it on Patreon.
That was big.
I don't know why it was big,
but we'll talk about it.
Yeah, nothing really matters to me
until Chris Brown drops on the 24th
with this album cover
and with the music that I've heard.
Listen, we ain't got to talk about that.
With the tour that's set up.
We know what this is.
Y'all better.
They're going to clear the way when he drop like Kendrick,
the R&B dudes.
They're going to move right out the way.
You might be right.
All right, well, you know what?
It's 90 degrees.
I'm going to stick with some warm weather vibes too.
This is Tory Lanez.
It doesn't matter.
OK.
Get that something to me.
We going to take that shit from 60 to 103. Looking at your water and it's something to ski. Tory Lanez, It Doesn't matter It doesn't matter You might call me thot But she likes me a lot
And it doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
Nigga that's my thot
And I like her a lot
So it doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
No mistake up for my old thotty
You ain't for my bitch if you hit on her whole body
Cause since she got it done, since she got it done
She been on the ground screaming
I'm the one I just wanna run into, baby
I'm the one that's laying skin to skin with you, baby
I'm the same to get it, get it in with you, baby
Spin through you, baby
Fuck what them haters say
I'm pinning with you, baby
Licking on me, got me kissing on you
While I'm behind all the tents and I'm a satyr
It's so crazy, that's that hazy And when she hit the floor, I say, that's my baby
Nigga, that's my thot And I like her a lot
So it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
You might call me a thot But she likes me a lot
And it doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
Baby you know what it is
Top down, getting top down on the bridge
TGI Friday, I threw it in the rich Threw it in the trance
Got her luggage movin' in my crib, yeah We been sippin' on Reposado
Yes, that's my bottle, yes, that's my bottle And I go full throttle for, for my baby
Pass her the Patron before she go crazy Aye, aye, she a bad lil' bitch and she ain't worried
But side eyes from them basic hoes
But they man back home, she be sexin' me and I can't leave her alone
Nigga, that's my thot, and I like her a lot
So it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
You might call me thot, but she likes me a lot
And it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
Nigga that's my thot, and I like her a lot
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he is
putting a deluxe
together
for Alone
at Pronto
oh okay
so
she said it's dropping this summer
and I can't wait for that
that shit was dope
yeah
I'm gonna play something off
this Marlon Craft album
this is Cool Gray 11's In the end you think a lot bout the beginning
So I'm pondering my youth, but I'm not about
to give in If youth's wasting on the young, I'm wondering
like yo is life wasted on the living?
Cause I've been wasted in the living room a lot
Have a voice and a platform, they clap for em But doesn't mean I'll get to move the plot
I'd like to think I get to do a lot We behind the A-bar but we don't get the
cues a lot That existential dread make me hit the snooze
a lot I write the best in bed, pass four in the a.m.
I'm bout more than I'm sayin', I swear
Nowadays they got more just to say about my hair
Can't deny that aesthetics was my biggest barrier
We always look before we hear
White people of this planet always took before we feared
Then we fabricate more reasons to be shook and to be scared
But it's just the damage that this planet took
Cause we won't share
Could we just repair?
Humans did this, we could undo it
But I don't really think that we want to
And the clock winding down
And to be honest, it'd be tough to
Before this shit is uninhabitable
But we must do it, it being tried
But it seem to us music is a symphony of lies
I see the rush ruins as I sit with the child inside
I can't deny his pride
And I don't want to, it's just a challenge to self-actualize amongst the consuming
What the fuck's brewing?
Wake up and smell the coffee and the drugs and lust oozing
Country of compulsion in a world of illusion
But I gotta love it, this the place I done grew in
The place that love grew in
Haste we gotta move, what ain't the pace I'm pursuing
So I'm entering a doorhood with a lot of confusion
All I wanted was some cool gray 11s
Need that patent leather for the weather change
Now I got them shits before they came out
But I look outside and the weather's rain
All I wanted was some cool gray 11s
Since I was seven
But once I get up will they
be too big to step in?
I don't know, and I don't know, and I won't know, yeah
The race is rigged, I'm facing insolence The place we give's the place we get to go
We chase the end, the day's eventual Obtaining bliss begins with letting go
The patience and the hastiness evolve
We taking kids to graves for inches, bro And all of this beginning in the middle of an ending
Got me sitting in a kitchen full of smoke
What can I do?
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Since I was 7 But once I get up will they be too big to step in?
I don't know and I don't know and I won't know
The race is rigged, I'm facing insomote The place we gives, the place we get to go
We chase the end, that day's eventual
Obtaining bliss begins with letting go
The patience and the hastiness of woe
We taking kids to graves for inches, bro
And all of this beginning in the middle of an ending
Got me sitting in the kitchen full of smoke
Good news, people
There may be hope for our boy yet
That's Marlon Craft, Cool Gray 11s
Shout out to the sax guy in that song
Cool Gray 11s, that's a dope little name
Yeah, Jordans
Not Iversons, though
Ish, what you playing for us today?
I think the way to pronounce the young lady's name
Is Sidibe
Okay
She's from Senegal
The song is called Diamond in the Desert
Diamond in the Desert KAMPUNG KAMPUNG Little stop at a lonely shop
Near Little Rock, California
In the middle of nowhere
A discovery's away
It was warm right before a storm
The day that I first saw you
There's ain't no one to find me
And there's nothing you can do
And when I think about it Can't help but think about it We are now at Upper Session Road Baby you, you're a diamond in the desert Only a scent of rain on dust
Our shadows there in the corner
Don't believe it was worth it
When you led me to your breath
We made love all day long
You knew tomorrow I'd be gone
They said, each other to save the moment
And when I think about it
Can't help but think about it
How our whisper sounded
With nothing but our arms around us
Nothing else can compare to A beauty like you
Baby you, you're a diamond in the desert
Was it just one of my dreams?
Not sure what it all means
Our bodies in the between
I wonder if you still think it
Hold me, hold me, hold me We are now at Upper Session Road Going through my hands Everything will change But your beauty will remain
All my memories close
Making more and more
Cause diamonds are forever
Oh yeah
Heaven No one else is like you
Nothing else can compare
Oh, no, no
To beauty like you
Baby, you, you're a diamond in the desert
Oh, no, no
And when I think about it
Can't help but think about it
How our wishes sounded, with nothing but our arms around us
Nothing else can compare to a beauty like you
Baby you, you're a diamond in the desert
Was it just one of my dreams?
Not sure what it all means
Our bodies in the between
I wonder if you still think you're
Only, only, only
Only, only, only
Baby, yeah, you're a diamond in the desert You're a diamond in the desert back on my ass pause? Because you've been getting your ass mopped around these last few weeks. Now you're fighting back.
Two weeks. I ain't even hear no words on that
record, but it was a groove at the
end. I could hear what's going on.
Actually, last week I didn't really get mopped.
Two weeks ago, and the week before that
was mine. Nah, I've been taking you a little
I may have to get you out of here now
because you're playing too much with me.
But I am going to go back
and hear that record.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed giving it to you.
Shout out to Juggs Mathis.
We really hope your situation gets better.
That's a tough spot to be in as a woman.
It's a positive woman being where I'm like, oh, glad it ain't me.
Because now it's Nick so fast.
Your friend trying to fuck me.
Actually, I've done that before
Me too
Cause you wanna get out
The way of women's friends
Now you know why I do it
Really
You know why I do it
Like if it's your girl
And you love your girl
And if her girl
Is trying to give you some buns
You gotta tell
What happens when
They potentially
Get in a fight somewhere
She the chick that'll haul ass
Or bring it up She don't necessarily have No I'm saying like So other They might be in a fight somewhere. She the chick that'll haul ass.
Or bring it up.
She don't necessarily have,
no, I'm saying like,
they might be in a situation somewhere outside.
Like, if she don't care
about her well-being with you,
she ain't gonna care
about her well-being in the streets.
She's gonna leave us stranded.
I agree.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, I'm good.
Profile or shit.
I'm telling.
I'm just telling fast.
Hold on, right away.
Plus, you don't want her, the friend, to go back to your girl and say the opposite. That's the reason why I'm telling. I'm telling fast. Hold on. Right away. Plus, you don't want her, the friend, to go back to your girl and say the opposite.
That's the reason why I'm telling.
I need you to hear it from me first.
Uh-huh.
It's no different when you caught me waddling in the club.
I got to tell my girl before you do.
And now I want to see who you believe.
Right.
Look where your brain go, yo.
You just got to.
That's important.
That's important.
Very important.
No, it is.
But I don't want it to be a contest.
Well, I didn't position it this way.
Like we just told Jug Mathis, I ain't tell Shorty Fern to come hollering at me.
But now that I'm in the spot, I mean, it's what I'll do.
Anyway, listen, man, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows, Lord knows we need to be there.
Regardless of what Corey says, there is a Lord.
Until next time, I bid you adieu Farewell
Hasta la vista
Adios
Arrivederci
So long
Goodbye
Au revoir
Hey
Let's go bro
Remember life is a series of moments
And moments pass
So let's make this one last
As if it's all we have
And do remember
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women
Are going to travel And the closedant women are going to travel and the
closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab a tylenol you're gonna need it
still our prayers go out to the families of those who lost their loved ones in that buffalo massacre
there's been a lot of those little racy Racy type of shootouts
And shit going on out there
All the barbershops
Asking me about critical race
There's a
It's wild
It's wild times out here
It's wild times out here
Head on a swivel
At all times
Y'all hold it down
We'll be back
Same time, same place
Wednesday
Thank you for your
Everlasting support
Hey
Shout out to Truth Hurts
And we gone
nah he's a little crazy when this came on
y'all be careful out there this weekend
I know y'all get hyped
Sundresses is out
Be faithful, don't do that
Be faithful this weekend, yo
And I'm his lady
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