The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 548 | "Pod About Nothing"
Episode Date: July 6, 2022Although the news cycle did not favor Joe and the gang, they still managed to come out on top with various topics. They kick things off discussing the importance of spending time with their families (...18:15), Michael Rubin's celebrity-filled party (32:55), and how DSP's are shadowbanning artists (42:45). Next, the guys debate the proper etiquette while double dating (1:04:35), Joe's time spent in Miami (1:11:10), Ish compares the United States to Game of Thrones (1:33:00) and MORE! For more content become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | THEY. - “Comfortable” (Ft. Fana Hues) Ice | Money Man - “Corrupted” Parks | G Perico - “That’s My Dawg” Ish | Eric Bellinger & Tank - “Goin Dutch” (Ft. Shawn Stockman)
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Mike Mike Mike
Mike make it a make it a make it a make it a make it a make it it
Then make it a make it a make it a make it a make daddy
To make it a make it a make it a make it a Mike, huh?
Thank you
John buying clothes, why do we need them? I just let Birdo
Unbuying clothes.
Why do we need them?
I just let Birdo.
I was about to say,
you know I'll go over here with you, right?
Going to buy less clothes.
There you go.
Word to ish.
There you go.
Less clothes.
All right.
Here we go.
What's up?
What's up?
How y'all feeling?
It's popping.
I found that dude,
Paige,
that you was telling me about a few weeks ago
that I had no idea.
You talking about a dude
that is on the phone
walking by
they gonna fuck him up
they fucked him up
they fucked him up
he got fucked up
oh this is the dude
that goes like
at the grocery store
and says some wild shit
on the phone
yeah
they fucked him up
a couple times
yeah yeah
he caught a couple
a couple muscle niggas
fucked him up
yeah he going in the gym
with the athletes
playing with
why he play with people
like that
you see the other
nigga in the store
he catch you in the aisle
and he like
throw something up in the air.
Yes.
It land on you.
Like they throwing it.
They fucked him up too.
He was on a beach.
He was running around.
This dude, he got this big cardboard box.
And he put the cardboard box over your head before you could turn around.
He pushed you down.
That's on.
You're going to get beat up doing that though.
I don't think we're starting when it is, but.
Nah, nah.
Coming on.
The other dude is funny.
He's funny.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
All right.
Back from the holiday weekend.
How was your guys' weekend?
But are we really free?
No.
What?
It wasn't.
Give it to us,
Ish.
Come on.
Set us off right.
Nah,
I'm good.
Come on,
give me your bag.
This is right up.
Come on.
What they did.
This is a used segment. Nah, I'm just saying Come on, give me a bag. This right up. Come on. What they did. This is a used segment.
Nah, I'm just saying I ain't really do much.
It ain't really even something like a long.
Oh, you're going to celebrate the month of July.
That's what you're saying?
You oversold it then.
Nah, I ain't.
You oversold the take that was coming.
When you start getting old, it ain't much to do.
You think I wouldn't know it?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, okay.
We still cook out.
Yep.
We still light off A bunch of illegal fireworks
Is that two?
Maybe I'm too old
I'm corny
Oh
That might be what it is
All the young niggas
Is doing the shooting
They shooting real fireworks
Yeah so if you're not doing that
Like what
What makes
What makes you feel old?
I did realize that
It used to be a time
That you would look forward
To going to
Set off mad fireworks,
buying them.
That was like a thrill.
You know what I'm saying?
And they made it,
they was illegal,
so that was more thrilling.
They still illegal.
I know, but you could
buy them in stores.
The good ones.
No, you can't.
Yes, you can.
You're getting sparklers, bro.
You're not getting the shit.
Oh, that might be right.
The low, the shit shit.
Yeah, you go in any
of these stores where you see
they got their little
TNT firework display,
all that shit is sparklers
And the little
What are they called
The little
Bottle rockets
The little snake or whatever
Yeah you ain't getting
No shit
Oh pardon me
See you gotta cross
State lines to get the shit
I'm just saying
Back in the day
None of that shit
We was going
To Chinatown
Buying them shit
Selling them
Blah blah blah
God damn
Word nigga
We was going on the train
Buying fireworks Coming back slinging them I get it Yeah blah, it was different. Word, nigga. He was going on the train buying fireworks,
coming back,
slinging them.
I get it.
Niggas still do that,
though.
I believe it.
Niggas riding around now.
Now they just riding around
in the car.
But why you didn't think
of something fun to do then?
You could have still
hustled some fireworks.
Yeah,
why you didn't make
some phone calls?
Come on,
progress this.
Advanced it.
Why you couldn't
be the initiator
of the vibe?
I'm old and washed up, bro.
Ain't no vibe.
Nah.
Nah.
Let me talk to somebody that's interesting.
Because when you old, then you get into your old unk bag.
Now you on the grill.
You know what I'm saying?
Now you that dude.
Yeah.
Now you lighting the fire.
You know what I'm saying?
You got the little kids.
You got the super good fireworks.
Not just the little M80.
You got the-
No, R. Kelly went down, and he keep trying to be best of both worlds.
You.
You keep trying to live on the young side and the old side.
Yeah, you got to embrace the old, man.
Leave that young shit alone.
Yeah.
You got camels on, yo.
It's over.
It's been over.
We too old.
I don't be on the young side.
Anyway, man man How was your
Holiday weekend
Mine was great man
My cousin just bought a house
And usually we all go to
My aunt's crib
But he just bought a house
So he was like
Yo we gonna do everything
At my crib this year
That's what's up
Congratulations
It was like a housewarming
Slash you know
Fourth of July barbecue
Right
And we got ran off the block
with fireworks
y'all had little
little pew pews
and they had the bull bulls
we lighting our shit off
thinking we doing something
and the neighbors said
alright
y'all lit that little bull shit
enough
tired of you peons
yeah
yeah
watch this
and you started seeing like
bombs go off
that's when you gotta just be like
alright fuck it
let's go over there and hang out.
Yeah, nah, we just walked over there.
We took all the little kids over there
and just let them watch this.
Like, here's a real fight.
Wait, wait, what?
Nigga, we couldn't compete with that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What you supposed to do?
Now the story just got crazy.
You going to die in the hill?
No, now the story just got crazy.
You old and wise.
Yeah, nigga.
No.
There's new shit out there now.
Under no...
Are you crazy?
Joe.
This is not me just being dramatic for the camera.
These 29-year-old niggas got shit we might have never seen.
Ish, you can never let the kids go now be spectators to the competitor.
Oh, damn.
The kids going to be spectators?
No.
No, well, you going to spectate your little ass, sit down right there, and don't move.
Are you kidding me?
Yo, we went to war.
You can't go to war
if you under-armed.
What time did you start, Ice?
Soon as it got dark.
What time is that?
9 o'clock.
9.15.
Somewhere in there.
What time did they start?
Soon as we started.
We was outside lighting
for about 5, 10 minutes
and then they said,
all right, stop. Oh, this was a beat down. Yes, five, ten minutes, and then they said, all right, stop.
Oh, this was a beatdown.
Yes, nigga, that's what I'm telling you.
Yes.
So my question to you is that you done...
We were underprepared.
I hope y'all at least have better food.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck that, Parks.
I'm not off of him.
You've been doing all of these hostings.
Doing all these extracurricular activities
to get money and raise your quality of life.
You know it'd be a hosting, right?
And you just finished explaining the state lines to Ish.
Yeah.
So you know the rules of engagement.
And you're from Pennsylvania.
Word.
Pittsburgh.
You are from Pittsburgh, man.
You know the rules of engagement
Of course
So you went there and spent how much on fireworks?
On the spot
Give it to me
I didn't go buy the fireworks
I didn't buy them
This was his crib
He had fireworks
Oh, you did this all wrong
He did this all wrong
Everything you did about this is wrong
When I went down south
And the cousins and them had fireworks and they planned to set it off.
All right, before y'all start, I'm out.
I'm going to get some.
Because now somebody going to come from down the street thinking shit is sweet.
And now we're going to have to really show them what's going on.
I wish I could call somebody right now.
I would call my dad right now to let y'all know what happened when the other niggas came out.
You planned for this.
The big boys ain't even coming out.
If we came out at 9, we ain't getting this poppin' till 11-ish.
The kids can have fun.
Hey, go ahead.
Yo, yo, yo.
You wasn't getting nothing poppin' at 11-ish over there.
This was real suburb.
Oh, no, they gone right.
Oh, please.
Yeah, they're not playing that shit, bro.
But whenever they...
Yo, whoever beat Ice-Ass, now I take it personally.
I challenge you next year.
It wasn't Ice Ass.
It was Ice.
This wasn't my party.
This wasn't my shit.
You were present.
I was a spectator there.
It don't matter.
As a family member.
It did.
As your family.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all.
Yeah, we took the L.
Y'all fucking nephews and nieces ran to another person's house.
I told them.
I said, hey, fam, check this out.
That's worse than losing a girl.
Can't do this next year, bro.
Next year, you got to be-
I hope you at least have better food to do.
What if you have-
Imagine your son ran to somebody
or some stranger nigga,
ran to Trevor or somebody
because they was letting it off over there.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
It was a little cul-de-sac
and then they looked over
and was like, oh.
I was like, all right, fuck it.
Let's just call it.
Come on.
We just go look at this.
Yo, I challenge y'all. Cul-de-sacs, get it popping. Oh, and it. Let's just call it. Come on. We just go look at this. Yo, I challenge y'all.
Cul-de-sacs, get it popping.
Oh, and it was in a cul-de-sac.
It was a cul-de-sac.
So everything's right here.
It got worse.
Everything's right here.
You can really wild out in a cul-de-sac.
You can wild the fuck out.
And then wild.
Fam.
Yo, you stupid, man.
Something wrong with this guy.
I looked at cuz.
They was outside when y'all went back in the house?
Please.
Everybody just stayed outside.
Everybody just stayed outside. At some point, somebody had to go in the house? Please. Everybody just stayed outside. Everybody just stayed outside.
At some point, somebody had to go in the house.
Well, I don't know.
They were still out there when we left.
No, no.
I'm talking about when I left his house.
Everybody was still outside.
They sent you back to your city.
Everybody was still outside.
It's on next year.
Oh, no, no, no.
Bring me.
Bring me.
No, you're not.
Don't worry about it.
I would have opened the garage.
You know, it's got some shit in there still.
All right, man.
Come on.
I take shit like that personally.
A competition?
I say your dogs.
You can't.
It's all wrong.
Don't worry about it, though.
I got you next year.
All right, we got a nice day outside.
Damn, Ice, man.
That ain't kind of fucked up.
That was like a This Is Us episode for me.
Damn Ice man That ain't kinda fucked up
That was like a
This is us episode for me
When you see a man
Getting stomped and pummeled
Yeah
Yo you stupid
I don't like seeing that
Alright
It's a nice day outside
Starting with energy
Someone said
Someone said
Yes I am
Mic check
One two one two
I know it's fucked up I always go to
second half of the song I spoke though only one of the greatest beat switches
in the history of rap music Oh
yes yeah
Yeah, yeah Ayy, ayy
She's in love with who I am
Back in high school, I used to bust it to the dance
Now I hit that FBO with duffels in my hands
I didn't have a Xan, 13 hours till I land
Had me out like a light, ayy, like a light, ayy
Like a light, ayy, slept with a fight
Not for the night, 767, man, she got good weather. Niggas got cars outside. They fresh from the car wash.
Niggas got shape-ups and muscles.
Money, muscles, and oysters.
Yeah, don't you think niggas are doing with your old bitches?
They eating muscles and oysters with them.
Hey.
Huh?
You know, you just try to block it out from your mind
They eat muscles, which is impeding it to them
When I shoot my shot
That shit wetty like on shacks
See the shots that I took
Wet like on book
I ain't got nothing to talk about
I be standing by these circle blocks
Like where is he
So I got 30 minutes on Uzi beating somebody up with a phone
She's in love with who I am
Back in high school I used to bust it to the dance
Now I hit the FBO with duffels in my hands
I didn't have a sand, 13 hours
I need energy
Give my people what they change, nigga
I need handcuffs
Time to man up
Put my hands up
Fuckin' soon, bro
Cause I'm a black man in the phantom
Or is it cause my windows tinted?
I love it by it, come on
You mad cause you thought of fuck with me on spring break?
Well, I'ma fuck with you on spring break? Well, I'ma fuck her till the springs break
Roll another one cause I'm brandin'
In my photo, lookin' real photogenic
Best in the business, here to do it again
I'm in the class, I'ma, all my teachers got fire
Money gettin' low, pussy right, keep ridin'
Shout out to the first and last time listener
Cost me three thousand
From the P houses, did it from the wheat
I was sellin' that chicken, no lemon pepper, no sweet and sour
First you get the power, then you get respect
I'm gettin' so much money, I can buy your bitch
Take it how you want it, take it how you want it
I'm in love with all a minute, wake it up in here, wake it up in here Wake it up in here
Cause while all the women workin' naked
Fell in love with a white, just what the fuck I'm thinkin'
Fuck that whole brain, it was for a pinkin'
That's pimpin', that's slick, got a bottle of cologne that cost more than your rent
Fuck y'all mad at me for, got a black card and a black Phantom with a white bitch In Idaho, I do the same thing
Got a dick bitch in Atlanta, got a red bone in the shot
Got two chains and two chimes, 200 racks, no lie
Ale Bumbaye, Ale Bumbaye
I'm about to rumble in the jungle in these new Kanye
Ale Bumbaye, Ale Bumbaye
My lawyer threw them gloves on and beat another case
Fuck y'all mad at me, folks
My belt got two G's on it
Her bag got two C's on it
My daughter straight D's on it
Free big meat straight off the end
See murder? Like North Leans, like Baltimore
Come to copy, you'll see murder
My head, I'll see murders
That's me, nigga, no burdens
I'm insane, you say, nigga, better turn on them burgers Got coats on and... Yo, did 2 Chainz play this in his verses? I mean, not that it would have helped.
I don't know if enough people know about this.
They don't, right?
That's crazy.
All right. That's crazy. Alright. I take my case to trial.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why don't you let Ross come on? I take my taste buds. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why don't you let Ross come on?
You're like the last three minutes of that rock.
Microphone check.
One, two, what is this?
Use your button.
It's coming to this corner.
It's coming.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few
of my nearest and dearest.
Parks is here, Ish is here, Ice is here, Corey's here, young boys in the back.
All right, everybody fresh back from a holiday weekend.
That's right.
Ian not quite back from vacation.
He's such a little cutie.
A little cutie.
Looks like he's having a good time out there.
A little cutie, bro.
Yo, y'all going on vacation?
When I go on vacation?
I think so.
Yes.
Well, hopefully.
Probably something close, like PR or something like that.
My wife doesn't have vacation days yet.
As men, can we speak about that here?
Like, when you can't take the vacation you want
because of your wife's or girlfriend's schedule?
It's tough.
It's tough.
It's tough as hell.
Come on, come on.
It's very tough.
It's a safe place for men.
It's just corporate.
Nah, it's just a corporate environment.
You can't do what the fuck you want.
When you're self-employed, you could.
That's what happens.
Like, think if you're going to, like, somewhere far.
Like, maybe 13, 14-hour plane ride.
Yeah, you need a couple days.
You can't just go out there for three days.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, you're kind of wasting your time.
Oh, I know.
I've been avoiding that trip for years because of that.
Yeah, so you can't really jump into that.
No, I'm doing it just to let them know.
I believe you.
But you get what I'm saying.
Like, yo, if somebody works in corporate,
you kind of do the Thursday, Friday,
and then you get two of the days,
the Saturday and Sunday.
But, yo, if you on a flight for 14 hours there and back,
it kills the day with some change.
So we got PR.
You out now?
Yeah, I'm out.
We going tropical. We out, out. Okay. So we got PR. You out now? Yeah, I'm out. Where you going? We going tropical.
We going...
We out, out.
Okay.
Yeah, we out.
A little Bora Bora?
Nah, it ain't Bora Bora now.
It ain't?
You that guy?
I'm not that guy-ish.
I'm just doing something.
That's all.
Not that guy, bro.
I'm on ice mode today, too, by the way.
Just doing something.
I'm on ice mode today. Just the way Just doing something I'm on ice mode today
Just doing something
He's just doing something
Something like
You and some Bentley
To him it's a blue car
I mean
It's just
Yeah yeah yeah
That's it
That's it
Alright come on
Where y'all wanna start
Recap
You went away
Yeah I went upstate
I went to sell the family
Oh wait I asked y'all this already
Yeah yeah
Alright so we outta here then
What'd you do?
I went to Keno's.
You ain't lay no fireworks off over there?
No, no, no, no, no.
You got on the grill?
I'm over it.
Keno get busy, right?
I didn't even want to watch the fireworks.
That's where I was at with it.
Damn.
See?
I don't want to get there.
I was annoyed to hear the noise of the fireworks.
Oh, you lost your mind over here.
They were wilding over here.
See?
They had a whole show in the backyard.
It's old age.
And it's not over yet.
They shut down streets and roads.
Yeah, all that.
By me.
Extra security, police.
Blocked all of your normal entryways
everywhere.
It was a little annoying for me.
I'm sure.
Especially when you're full.
Nice day of eating some shit.
You just want to go home and lay on the couch?
Yeah.
Or in bed.
But I'm going to lay somewhere.
So that was it.
I'm in bed by 930.
And this shit ain't over.
No, it's facts.
No, it's going to be boom, boom all week.
Okay, cool.
This is going to keep going.
But for me, that's evolution like to isha's point i've spent many years being the guy like i've been the oh it's the fourth we over there that pressure that comes with the responsibility
of planning the vibe so now when you when you keep going, yeah, fuck that.
I didn't let off no fireworks this year.
I was like, well, man, he's starting to farm upstate.
And last year he did it, and there was mad plastic shit all over the place, because they put
plastic in all the shits now. It's not paper
how it used to be. So he had to clean up
plastic out of his fucking farm for a year.
He's like, nah, no fireworks, y'all.
So we just grilled and drank. Had a good old time.
It was good. Hey, as long as you're around your people, man, it don't really... I saw people saying, nah, no fireworks, y'all. So we just grilled and drank. Had a good old time. It was good.
Hey, as long as you're around your people, man, it don't really.
I saw people saying, yo, if you black, how you celebrating 4th of July?
Fam, I'm not celebrating.
Just any excuse I got to get around my people, I'm going to take it.
That's it.
He had a loudspeaker.
I was good.
I don't care about all that.
I'm not really woke in that sense.
Life is short. So if my people are getting together
for whatever reason
I'ma go.
That's true.
Hell yeah.
I agree with that.
Same thing I feel about
Thanksgiving and all these
how you celebrating this
I'm not celebrating that
but it's in
we're using it as an
excuse to gather.
Yeah but they never
answer that where you are.
Like right
like in your
Thanksgiving dinner table
you don't hear
you don't hear that question.
What?
What you mean?
Yo, why are you celebrating this?
Nah, we all here to eat, nigga.
Yeah, nigga, I'm here to see my family eating.
Big Mama is cooking.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, I'm here.
I don't care what the reason is for.
If you're lucky enough to still have Big Mama cooking.
True.
But that's even more reason to get together.
That's more reason.
Because you don't know how many more of these we're going to get.
Facts. So I'm not missing one. That's the real doc I get together. That's more reason. Because you don't know how many more of these we're going to get. Facts.
So I'm not missing one.
That's the real doc I need to see.
What's that?
What happened to the family when Big Mama died?
You saw Soul Food?
Just give me 10 families with 10 different stories of what happened.
No, it's usually the same.
That's the real one.
It's usually the same.
Big Mama be the glue.
And when Big Mama go, everybody spark. Yeah. That's a doc. That's the real This Is Us. It's usually the same. Yeah. Big Mama be the glue. And when Big Mama go,
everybody spark.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
I think this year
I'm going to go to my family reunion.
You should.
Really?
It'll be dope.
Yeah.
Down south.
Yeah.
I never went to one yet.
I've never been to one.
My life.
Okay.
You don't think that's nuts?
Uh-huh. Yeah. Kinda. Nah, that's nuts? Um
Yeah
Kinda
Nah that's why I was
Looking at you
Mine being Tappahannock, Virginia
Middle of nowhere
Don't matter
My mother
Nah I'm agreeing with you
Like I've just never been to one
I've been to a couple
But I haven't been in years
Nah I just didn't know that about you
That's like a weird
Yeah I've never been to one of them
I've been to a couple.
For no reason?
Years ago.
Usually, I just...
You be busy, yo.
You know what I'm saying?
And you just make an excuse not to go.
But that's really...
I was about to say,
I don't really be busy.
No, I'd be an excuse.
I'd be an excuse to not go.
Yeah.
Like, I just think we just need to start
gathering more instead of weddings and funerals.
Word.
That's true.
Especially with us.
Yeah, with us.
I'm talking about, like, just...
We can gather on
some positive shit like on my pop side i ain't really that tight with all of them but they i
got a phone call was like yo um little cousin guy she got her doctorates so we doing something i
ain't seen a lot of them in eight nine years i was like you know what i'm coming i'm going to that
got another call little cousin
just graduated college they having something that's why i told you i was in the hood and you
know what yeah i'm going just because see your family other than funerals that's right because
if somebody passed then yeah everybody's gonna be there y'all gonna make that same speech yo
time is short you know we really need to to kick it more often and all that then everybody go they
separate you don't speak to nobody again and that's part of the reason i'm going because i yo, time is short. You know, we really need to kick it more often and all that. Then everybody go their separate ways.
You don't speak to nobody again.
And that's part of the reason I'm going,
because I ain't going to hold you.
My cousin Mo, that nigga, he's killing his butt and shit.
Him and Michael Paul, actually.
I got to give credit to those guys.
Like, when my Uncle Bobby passed, my cousin Mo came to me,
stepped on me outside, no matter how close we were or were not,
and was like, that speech.
But it was like a real, yo, come on.
For real.
And I felt him on that.
And since then, he is me.
Come on, like, sir, come around more.
What are we doing?
What are we doing, yo?
No matter what has predated us, shit that we don't even know about, no matter what, beef, such and such and such and such.
Yeah.
My brother, just whatever it is.
It don't matter.
Nah.
We still a family.
Yeah.
Still a family.
Yeah.
No matter what.
Yeah, so since then, like, we've been getting that right.
We've been getting that.
Shout out to Maul.
I love him.
That's real, though.
But this year, them niggas have kicked my ass in that department.
In what?
Like, I've stepped it up.
Yeah, I've stepped it up on the work front.
But they make the time to get together still.
So I'm kicking ass, but I'm watching you, man.
Like, they was in fucking DR or some shit for my dad's birthday.
Oh, wow.
Oh, word?
Yeah.
See?
You can't say shit.
Look at you in the face.
No, let me tell you the difference.
That's the point.
You got a bunch of male cousins in your age range.
Yeah, I don't have that at all.
You get what I'm saying?
So when Mo...
A bunch.
How many?
It's at least enough.
It's enough of them.
Four or five is a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
A lot of people don't have that. So I'm just saying. So it's easier for you handful it's enough of them four or five is a lot that's a lot that's a lot a lot of people don't have that
so I'm just saying
so it's easier for you to
gel with them
like I got a whole bunch
of female cousins
you know what I'm saying
like you going to DR
for your dad birthday
with the niggas
like your cousins
is the homies
even if you making
a good point
cause I know you're intelligent
this is the dumbest shit
I've ever heard
that you'd say
god that's not dumb
that's not dumb that's not dumb
how's that dumb
he don't hang out
with his family
cause there's no guy
in college
no I'm just saying
you and your male
it should be easy
DR's easier for you
it's a DR trip
all the fellas
all the male cousins
like come out here
oh that's what you're saying
on the trip
gotta gotta gotta
your dad is one of the homies
yo you say that
about both my parents
yo
yo
both your parents you got cool ass Yo, you got cool-ass parents, yo.
You got cool-ass parents.
A lot of people don't have that with one of them.
You got both that's cool as shit.
And look, their understanding of the world.
I'm not going to know enough about other people with both parents.
Yeah, you don't.
You don't.
You know how many of us all got both parents, period?
That they can pick up the phone and call?
Mm-hmm.
That could give them advice and lead them accordingly. That is a blessing.
That's one.
But then your parents are worldly in their knowledge.
You get what I'm saying?
Like some people's parents be like square.
Like, yo, their mother might be a square.
Their father might be a square.
You can't go talk to them about everything.
You could go talk to your parents about a wide array of shit.
That's a blessing.
And your parents are both rather open-minded to a lot of shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Worldly.
Yeah, your parents is worldly.
They're more understanding than some parents are.
Y'all don't think more parents today are like that?
I know my parents are mine.
No, not mine.
My parents are open-minded and worldly too, but I think they are more than previous generations
for sure.
For sure.
I'm understanding a lot of shit with my career.
A lot of older parents are setting their ways, though.
You talking about older? You mean today?
I mean like today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean older parents are setting their ways.
They're kind of the opposite a lot of this shit.
All this open-minded shit that's going on today,
they don't want to hear that.
The fuck? No, no, no, no.
I agree with that.
You'd be surprised how many parents are secretly homophobic just in that sense and don't want to hear that. The fuck? No, no, no, no. I agree with that. You'd be surprised how many parents
are secretly homophobic
just in that sense
and don't even realize it
because they so set
in their ways from years ago.
No, society told them
what is right and what is wrong.
Mm-hmm.
And they grew up that way.
They took right and wrong
from somebody else
and they didn't make up
their own right and wrongs.
They just took what society said
was this is the proper,
correct way to do things
and they ran with that.
And that's all they that. So anything outside
of those boundaries,
they weren't open-minded to.
But I think any parents that are,
like my parents grew up
in the 60s, right?
They're more open-minded
than my grandparents
certainly were.
You know what I'm saying?
These generations.
And my sisters as parents
are way more open-minded
than even they are.
So I agree with Joe
that the generations are,
each generation is getting more open-minded and more accepting. Like I might need Joe that the generations are... Today. Each generation. Each generation is getting
more open-minded
and more accepting.
Like, I might need to bring
my kids to the family reunion.
Yeah, you should.
That would be real good.
That would be amazing.
They've got a whole bunch
of cousins they don't even know
exist.
From different walks of life.
Yeah, that's super dope.
Yeah, I think I might have to do that.
And they could click.
Like, take Trey.
Trey 21?
Yeah.
He might have some 22,
23-year-old cousins down south that he
never met that's a potential clique i think that's what happens like as we spread out too like when
you young most of your family is in one central place as a nigga start to move like you might got
a cousin in arizona you got a cousin in california you got some cousins down south canada whatever
you kind of lose touch it's out of sight out of mind and i think we need to build on that like my family i my father's side
i don't see them niggas i ain't been down there since i was in like 10th grade yo
and ronok when i didn't have any plans this is aside from what we're talking about but not really
when i didn't have any plans on the fourth um, one of my homegirl's cousins DM'd me
and invited me to their cookout.
So y'all listening to Potter,
heard y'all talking about that shit,
I'm such and such cousin, come through.
We all married, but it's lit over here.
I was like, yo, how important is that just network of i didn't want to get
into that either but what i think a lot of this be predicated on marriage too
i don't want to give it to me like when you get married you kind of get more settled
you kind of get more serious and you settle in it's grilling is a normal thing when you marry
kind of when you single you kind of be all over the place. When you're married,
you got children,
you kind of be more settled in.
You don't call anybody
to the crib.
Well, I mean,
I can only speak
from my personal experience,
but my wife loves my family,
so there'll be times
where I want to go upstate
or something by myself.
She's like, fuck no.
You got to wait
until next weekend
when I can go.
You know what I'm saying?
But when you're married,
you get the house,
you get the,
you know what I mean?
You get the bigger house
and you kind of settle in
and now it's more
of an inviting atmosphere.
Like my cousin.
Yeah, same trip.
He's married.
He got a new daughter.
He just got a new crib.
And he was just like, yo, normally my family's thing was always to go to my aunt's house,
which is his parents.
He's like, nah, I got the new crib.
Now everybody come here.
That's dope.
It's a new tradition now.
All right, cool.
That was my first time to the crib
it was a lot of our
first time to the crib
bet let's go down here now
y'all talking about
wives and shit
how many hotels
come in the game
I ain't gonna ask you
I ain't gonna ask you
how many houses
is it in there
it's 32 houses
you fucking ready
I don't know how many hotels
that's for sure
you know what
16
16
you know what happened
when there ain't no more houses.
Hey,
he make a monopoly references,
by the way.
Everybody I know
who married their wife,
man,
cool.
Yeah,
I would hope so.
That's why they married.
Again,
goes back to the new generations
being a little cooler
and more open-minded
than the previous.
Well, I think as tension arises in just different social aspects of the world, I think the coolness is lowering.
Think about it.
Yeah.
Think about it.
You're talking about the work
the fucking country
being damn near
just the state
just the state
of things
you have no choice
but for that
to lower the cool
for some people
at some point
people don't have time
for the cool
people on edge
people anxiety
somebody finally
explained
properly explained
micro dosing to me
so I get it
I get it a little bit now.
I think a lot of the political shit is more exacerbated on social media and the media in general than it does necessarily in personal relationships.
Hell yeah.
Sometimes you see someone that you know, you grew up with, you're cool as fuck with them, posting some bullshit on the internet, and you're like, ah, fuck that person.
I can't, nah, I don't even want to see see him then you go see him at a bar and it's like
whatever the fuck he was talking about and not only that bro we coming off of a two-year pandemic
i mean i know we still in it a lot of people lost folks a lot of people got sick all that shit so
now people was looking for an excuse to just congregate amongst family.
Like a lot of people put more stock into family.
For sure.
Because you lost people.
And it's like, damn.
I think, yeah, we all say life is short,
life is short, life is short.
But for a lot of people, they saw it.
Yeah.
Like it became reality.
It wasn't just a saying.
And it's like, yo, I need to spend time with this person, that person, that person.
Because what this shit taught us is it could have hit
anybody and you just,
that be that. Even with getting older,
yo, even with getting older, you start to
lose more people. Like, it just comes with
the more you
age, the more people you lose. So,
it throws shit a little different light. Like, when you're
younger, you're in your 30s, late 20s,
you're just running around.
True. You're running around, running around. Like, we was running around. Now, you kind of settles, late 20s. You just running around. True. You running around,
running around.
Like, we was running around.
Now you kind of settle in
a little bit more.
Shit is a little more serious.
You know what I'm saying?
I think we just take
shit a little bit more.
Oh, yeah,
because they tried to get me.
Like, I called around.
I made some calls
and still tried to act
like I was 33.
Hey.
Yo, where is that?
Hey. Hey, what is that? Hey.
Hey, what's going on?
Who having a cookie?
I text niggas I ain't spoke to in years.
That nigga sent back some.
I got some intel.
I mean, she was looking at me like I'm chump all day.
Like, hey, this is the house.
Hey, you ain't got nothing to do.
Like, hold up.
Let me get my.
It ain't hit like it used to.
I wasn't doing none of that shit.
I wasn't going to fucking Coney Island over here.
Yeah.
My homegirl in Long Island over here is having...
Yo, such and such.
You know such and such.
Oh, you changed with the money.
No, I just don't remember such and such.
Or I'm not trying to do all that. I'm not driving this. Yeah, that don such and such or I'm not trying to do all that
I'm not trying to
yeah that don't sound like
I'm not trying to do all that
that ain't
that doesn't sound appeasing
we sound like some grumpy guys
nah
that's real honest
but when you
so think about this
right
let's just say hypothetically
you was married
and you're older
with these feelings
why you keep trying to
marry me
nah
he's right
no nigga
I'm balling for life
this is it, nigga.
Go ahead.
Now, and you got a big house.
You like, yo, I'm not going nowhere.
If y'all niggas want to come over here, y'all welcome.
But I'm not leaving this house.
But even that, it ain't everybody
can come over here.
Some of you niggas can't come over here.
That too.
Now you're talking.
You can come, and you can come.
And don't tell something.
He's going to get too drunk.
We don't want all of that. We know what
come with get the Hawks, a couple decks
of cards. Niggas want to play dominoes over
there on that table.
That's the thing Keno House was missing. The Spades
game. I have a theory as to why.
You ran niggas. Because you was coming?
You ran niggas off
because you was coming?
No, no, no.
No.
Oh, I got it.
Of course I got it.
Would have been
a little more
of a euchre table maybe?
Not enough.
But anyway.
Gotcha.
Had a blast though.
Anyway, come on. What do y'all want to start with
oh man
then I was watching
I was watching everybody
at Michael Rubin's party
the pictures that came out
at least
not watching anybody
like I was there
but the video
and the pictures that came out
everybody was there
everybody looked great
of course Uzi disobeyed the dress code he's just not gonna follow any of that and the pictures that came out. Everybody was there. Everybody looked great. Of course,
Uzi disobeyed the dress code.
He's just not going to follow any of that.
But I was watching.
What was it?
In the Hamptons.
In the Hamptons.
In the Hamptons.
PJ Tucker be killing shit.
Look at that sweater.
He don't play.
Oh, he's playing.
He helped dress a lot of them niggas
for his contract to be his contract. Yeah. Dead ass. Nah, niggas. The money don't give you. No, he don't. He helped dress a lot of them niggas for his contract to be his contract.
Yeah.
Deadass.
Nah, niggas.
The money don't give you no style.
He look good.
God damn it.
Anyway.
Yo, look.
Huh?
Is it a real big difference in-
No, it's-
Yes.
Hold up.
In 11 million and 40 million clothes-wise.
Whatever the fuck 40 million can buy you
11 million can buy you
in clothes
he's right
houses may be a different ball
yeah boats
cars
yeah other shit
but clothes
a shirt only gonna cost
but so much
I can get that too
yeah
yeah I got you
so that's where you
they said the nigga
is one of the biggest
sneaker heads in the world
I know
I'm aware
see but that only I'm not the biggest sneakerheads in the world. I know. I'm aware. See, but that only,
I'm not the biggest sneaker guy anymore.
I know it's a whole
community of sneakerheads,
sneaker culture.
I know they running around here
showing me some Louis Vuitton Air Force One
that is reselling for $130,000.
That's crazy.
Nah, one of these niggas
is going to get it.
Oh, no doubt.
No doubt.
They didn't show me enough money phones. Mike Bibby, one of them niggas, going to get it. Oh, no doubt. No doubt. They didn't show me enough money phones.
Mike Bibby or one of them niggas, they'll get it.
You know us whites, we just get the shit out of our shoes, so I'm not spending $130.
Why he did that to Mike Bibby?
No, I'm about to tell you.
They said the nigga Mike Bibby has the biggest sneaker collection out of everybody.
So that's why I bought him up.
Oh, get out of here.
I didn't know that.
So the nigga Mike Bibby is the one.
I ain't see enough girls in these pictures. Or there's a reason you ain't see enough girls in these pictures. Well, there out of here. I didn't know that. Said the nigga Mike Bibby is the one. I ain't see enough girls in these pictures.
Or there's a reason you ain't see enough girls in these pictures.
Well, there has to be.
You're not supposed to see them girls in them pictures.
Yeah, we married, nigga.
Yeah, what the fuck you talking about, nigga?
Ain't no girls here.
Not one.
Girls are outlawed in here, nigga.
What?
No girls?
Outlawed.
What is wrong with you, yo? What you doing? Shut the fuck up. No girls here. Not one. Girls are outlawed. No girls in here, nigga. What? No girls? Outlawed. What is wrong with you, yo?
What you doing?
Yo, shut the fuck up.
No girls there.
Not one.
Nope.
Not this part of the party, at least.
Yeah, they was down there.
We had a separate section over here.
There was no girls.
I was looking.
You ain't the only one that was looking, nigga.
My little nosey ass.
And you ain't the only one that was looking.
They keep showing me all the rappers with each other.
Nigga, move. No, Sammy. No. Move out of the way. And you ain't the only one that was looking They keep showing me all the rappers with each other They can move
No, Sammy
No
Move out of the way
The niggas understood that Simon
Yes
The cameraman
Yeah
Yo, yo, yo, hold on
I didn't even see them all look
Before you post any of that shit
It was me, me
Lil Baby, Drake
I ain't even see no girls
It was girls there?
Word, it was girls
Man, I was too busy kicking it with Magic and Drake all night
I ain't seen none of that.
I know it was no girls there.
All right, tell me the party you'd rather be at, the Michael Rubin party or the Puff
end of the year party.
Probably the Puff.
It's in Miami.
Where was this at?
It was Hampton.
It's a Puff party.
It's a Puff party.
I don't care where it's at.
It's a Puff party.
I watched the stream of the Puff party before.
That shit looked like a good time.
And it's girls around. Nig. And it's girls around.
Nigga, it's girls around.
You got to chill, son.
There ain't none of them girls in there.
Not white, all white.
There's no girls in there-ish.
Oh, pardon me.
You're right.
My bad.
This nigga's just crazy, man.
I mean girls that are even allowed to be around.
I'm not talking...
Why y'all automatically go to like those girls?
Look, there go some girls right there.
Where?
Right there.
See them ponytails?
That's me, Ghost, man.
I know.
And Migos.
What you talking about, nigga?
What you talking about, dog?
Now, they roll up on Parks.
I just saw Migos on the screen when he said that.
You want to see Migos somewhere else, too?
Straight your little tall ass right on out.
Hey, get your jokes on, Parks.
Get your shit off.
They're going to learn, y'all.
Y'all nothing.
Yeah, that's funny.
I ain't seen that one girl.
All right, come on.
What do y'all want to start with?
What's important?
It ain't much that's important.
Not at all.
It's not much important.
These niggas look really rich.
I ain't going to hold you.
Well, everybody is really rich.
Yeah.
How much money you got to make to be there?
A year?
A year.
You could have went there.
Nobody told me about it.
Maybe you couldn't.
Maybe not.
Yeah, no, you could have.
No, it's just where I could have been there,
but they didn't tell me.
Yeah.
Because I think outside of the money,
you got to be like, cool.
People got to fuck with you.
Yeah, that part's up.
They always like me when I'm there.
Even if they're wondering how I got there.
I was just getting ready to say,
they're like, oh, shit, you here?
Oh, shit, Joe.
Now they want to befriend you.
I think they want to befriend you.
Yo, I'll fuck you up, Ace.
Yo, yo, how you doing, yo?
You just make yourself not friendable.
Yo.
Oh, shit, Joe.
Oh, my man could have came if Joe here.
Oh, shit, Joe.
My man could have came if Joe here.
Oh, my God. Let me call my man.
Are you good?
Roscoe.
Are you good?
They letting anybody in.
Oh, shit.
That's funny.
That is funny.
That is funny.
Holy shit.
Look at that.
Oh, God.
Hey, yo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Work harder. Hold up. Work harder. That is funny Holy shit Look at that Oh Hey yo Alright
Whoa whoa whoa
Work harder
Hold up
Work harder
Nice
God damn
I didn't know the crib
Looked like that though
What you thought the crib
Looked like
I didn't have any idea
What the crib
Looked like
You thought there was
A little cottage
My brain can't think that rich
It's only Kanye
That took the billions
And said alright Wisconsin
Where'd he go
Wyoming
Wyoming
Wyoming Same shit Now he's selling it He is It's what said, all right, Wisconsin. Where'd he go? Yeah. Wyoming. Wyoming. Wyoming.
Same shit.
Now he's selling it.
He is?
Mm-hmm.
It's smart.
Smart.
Yeah.
Drake just sold the LA shit.
Don't start your shit, man.
I didn't say nothing.
Don't start your shit.
They already said you kicked my ass on some Patreon episodes.
I don't even remember what that shit's about.
That's not right, bro.
It's just from months ago.
All right, come on.
What else we got?
Oh, we don't have nothing else.
Yeah,
we ain't got shit.
All right,
well,
for the sleep of this week,
what the fuck is y'all talking about?
Yo,
all right,
so,
hey,
I'm thinking about once a week.
Tell the public,
I'm thinking about it.
A rap battle up there.
Hmm?
It was a rap battle?
Mm-hmm.
At the room?
At the party?
Mm-hmm.
Who battled?
Why?
Drake battled Lil Baby
and somebody else.
And Dirk, I think.
That's what they did.
My nigga,
you could've went up there.
Alright, so what else we got?
There actually might not
have been women there then.
Don't scare the women off, man.
You think them women
wasn't in there with them ear guns?
You out your mind.
It's crazy.
Ear guns.
Okay, okay.
This guy starts shooting at me.
Uzi.
He threw the phone up in the air
at wireless
and it landed on some girl's head
allegedly.
In the crowd?
Yes.
And there's pictures of her
bleeding from her scalp. Dang. Really? Yes. I mean's pictures of her bleeding from her scalp.
Dang.
Really?
Yes.
I mean, the phones will probably be-
I mean, yeah.
And he threw that shit up.
He gonna pay.
Hours later, some video came out saying Uzi was just trying to return a phone to a fan
that they had lost.
If I throw it straight up in the air.
Some lines just will not work in court.
You're going to pay for this one, buddy.
He launched that shit.
You're right.
An iPhone is heavy.
Heavy as shit.
Metal, glass.
And gravity, the thing about it,
as it accumulates.
Makes it heavier.
Yeah.
She got clunked, nigga.
That's crazy.
He's going to settle.
Of course he's going to settle. She's still going to get paid. She's going to geted, nigga. That's crazy. He gonna settle, you know. Of course he gonna settle.
She gonna get paid.
She gonna get paid, though.
She gonna get suspended.
She said somebody else got hit with a phone, too.
Yeah, it bounced off me and hit my homegirl.
Yo, you can come in.
Get over here.
What are you doing?
We got hit.
Shit, ricocheted.
The fuck is you talking about?
Oh, man.
Yeah, nah.
He's settling that
that's nasty
yeah
I think just in the heat
of the moment
he just grabbed the phone
and threw it up
it's easy to get caught up
on stage
but
stop it
y'all stop it
y'all have to stop that
what you think
it was irresponsible
no doubt it was irresponsible no doubt
it was definitely irresponsible
I don't think he was trying to hurt nobody
I don't think he did
that's what I'm saying
in the heat of the moment
he grabbed the phone
energy
but again
if a phone is laying
right there on the stage
the odds are
it's probably somebody's
like right here or something
maybe
it's a way that
you're not just gonna
chunk that phone in the crowd
fam
all I'm saying
is that some of these acts some of these acts are too big for you to say,
oh, it was the heat of the moment, the adrenaline rush on the stage.
And he's one of them.
Sure.
There's a select few that got to know what is a charge, what is a suit, what is suable, what ain't.
Especially at concerts now with what has gone on at concerts.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying that he purposely did anything.
He ain't trying to hurt nobody, but you got to know what come with throwing something in the crowd.
Especially today.
We're in a very suit-friendly society today.
You could have threw a beach ball in the crowd. Especially today. We're in a very Sioux-friendly society today. Word.
Nigga, you could've threw a beach ball in the crowd.
Somebody would've been like,
yo, I ain't see it.
It hit me.
It broke my glasses
and cut my face.
You know what I'm saying?
You just gotta be careful.
Anything dropping this Friday
that we should know about?
The Deluxe.
CB Deluxe drops.
Yes.
The Deluxe drops Friday.
Brent drops.
Relax. Relax. I'm just letting you know what drops all right thank you this guy that's it that all that might be that's all i'm checking close to it
close to it that's all i'm checking for what would y'all do come on let's play what would
you do as an artist what would y'all do if your album was shadowbanned the first 24 hours of your release?
Give me your exact course of action.
From midnight when you notice to the next day.
On several major platforms, too.
Yeah, what would y'all do?
Well, I think we're speaking about CB.
We don't have to be specifically.
I am not speaking about Chris Brown. I'm asking you. the course of action will be different if you're signed to a major
label like he is versus oh that's what i'm talking about yeah yeah if you're signed to a major yeah
i'm screaming up and down at the fucking label but who uh like i'm running i'm running whoever
listens to somebody in there somebody gonna give me an answer. Who? I don't know.
Well, you need to know
what department to call.
You need to know
who you're going to talk to.
Listen, once I get in the building
screaming,
they're going to,
you don't know,
somebody's going to point me
in the right direction.
I'm going in there screaming, though.
I'm not calling.
What recourse does he have?
Or does a person have
when that happens?
Nothing, really.
It's over.
That's it.
It's a dub.
You can't go back in time. It's over. That's it. It's a dub. You can't go back in time.
That's crazy.
That's unfortunate.
You know I don't know
nothing about the business
so I don't know
who to look at,
who to look for.
But once it's out,
it's out.
Yeah, that's it.
It's out.
You can't do anything
about that.
No, the more telling part
for me was that
they really don't know
who to even go to.
There's nobody to even go to to have that conversation he has enough cash a that
you could probably talk to the president of the label I would think and the
president of the label is gonna say what the labels job was as a servant
distribution service and we did that we can't tell you why the good job is a
little bit more than just distribution nothing Once it's uploaded to these platforms,
there could be a glitch in the system.
They could tell you anything of the sort,
and what could you really say?
You don't have any real recourse.
Is what I'm getting to.
You really don't.
No, you don't.
You know, you get upset,
but now I know we're not specifically talking about him,
but in his case, this is not new.
He's been shadow banned before?
They ain't been fucking with you.
Who?
Chris.
He said this isn't new.
This isn't new to the fact where they're not fucking with you.
Oh, okay.
So it's kind of like, yeah, you kind of got to know already they not fucking with you.
What did he do?
70 or 80 or something?
Is that what it was?
Maybe it was a 67.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It wasn't a lot.
Right.
But it seems like sales have been down across the board.
Which I don't know what the reasoning for that is.
All these records from monsters, Drake, Kendrick,
everyone's shit has been down way lower than it has been in the past.
That's true. So, why wouldn't he
fall victim to the same thing? Now, I do think it was
also, whatever it was, a glitch
in the Matrix or intentionally shadowbanned,
whatever it was, I have no idea.
But he should be upset. I do
notice that the artists that
own all
their shit, the artists
that are
just with like a distro deal
or like I license my music
to this label,
they kind of have
like an upward battle
at some point.
For sure.
And he's one of those.
You know, I think they're,
outside of the fact that,
you know, the people just,
certain people just don't
fuck with him regardless.
I don't care what you put out.
We're not going to fuck with it.
Once he signed that deal and owned all his shit and all of this,
you're not our friend no more.
We ain't eating off you as much.
Eating some, though.
Yes.
We got other people.
We have other people over here that we eat.
85%.
Get you.
But if those same people aren't
dropping at the same time then why the fuck like i'm just throwing it out there you know it's not
my wheelhouse but if i got joe and i'm 100 invested in joe's deal i got parks i'm only 20
invested in parks deal but joe not coming out right now. Why would I not do
or put my resources behind Parks?
Because 20% is still 20% of something.
I'm going to put some of it behind Parks.
But if they're not in conflicting
schedules,
like if Joe dropping and Parks dropping,
of course I'm going to throw all the manpower behind Joe
because I'm going to eat more,
have a bigger vested stake in Joe's success.
But if Joe not dropping and Parks coming out,
why would I not push my shit that way?
I'm going to put some of it behind Parks because I'm still paying.
I still got to get
this shit done with the
playlist and all this other shit.
It still costed me some money.
Now it's a dollar thing.
How much am I putting out there?
It's mad answers to that question. I'm not going to go through it, but it's mad
answers to that question. Artist A could tell through but it's mad answers to that question
artist A could tell
team A
not to fuck with
artist B
yeah
gotcha
I mean it could get
real tricky
why that's not happening
there's mad musical
chairs going on
that we can never
talk about
in politics
yeah
yeah but
yeah see
I don't know
that that goes on
that's crazy
yeah that's nuts again like I keep telling like I said people was tagging me I don't know that that goes on That's crazy Yeah
That's nuts
Again like I keep telling
Like I said
People was tagging me
With the numbers all week
I'm like fam
He could've sold one copy
It would've been mine
I don't care
All I want is a great project
And I got it
I skipped one song
On this entire project
What song?
I ain't gonna say it
It's the Wizkid record.
I'm not an Afrobeats guy.
You got it.
But I skipped that record.
But that's the only song.
I heard them.
That's all I know.
What did Alex say?
How can he not be
into Afrobeats,
EPMD,
Mobb D?
I'm not doing it.
I'm iced today.
You can't get me. I'm iced. I'm you. Come on. This is I'm not doing it. I'm ice today. You can't get me.
I'm ice.
No, you're not getting me.
I'm you.
You're definitely not getting me.
Come on.
This is a nice, peaceful vibe.
Ay.
You're not getting me.
But yeah, no, that's like, I got a project that I'm pleased with.
That's his issue, what it sells.
And that's not my issue.
So I really want him to be successful.
But hey, if 70,000 or whatever it is that's your number
that doesn't affect
the way I hear this album
at all
so I don't care
do you think artists
care more
for the monetary reason
or for the
I can't post the stats
on social media
reason
oh today
stats
they just want stats
all niggas want
is the number one album
first week
first week numbers
to a lot of these niggas
matter more than
the life of the project
it used to be
oh I went platinum and I did all of this and I got this plaque no first week number one album to a lot of these niggas matter more than the life of the project. It used to be,
oh, I went platinum and I did all of this
and I got this plaque.
No.
First week,
number one album in the country.
That stat is everything
to them now.
They're strategically
dropping albums
when nothing else
is coming out
so I could do 70,000
and be number one.
Like, I know we're not
going to do a lot
so let's pick a week
when nothing's coming out
and nothing came out
in the last two, three weeks so we got ourselves a little window right here so even with our low
number we number one and we've seen a couple artists do that so number one uh number one
album in the country billboard means more than anything to these niggas today that's a damn shame
it is it's a damn shame but that's where it's at that's what you hang your hat on now
i got the number one album in the country yep yeah yeah i guess the game is the game that's
it game is the game and this is kind of related to our next thing this goes right into it i got
me one i don't care ain't nobody dropped that day i should give a fuck yeah i kept asking people
like well why why y'all so excited there was something else decent
to drop that day i remember okay one of them gospel niggas or somebody that's always the thing
when a rap dude think he got the clear slate yeah and then you got the biggest country artists in
the world that you've got about who the hell is he kenny check yeah that's what kenny check
kenny chestnain come through and crush the building. Kenny Chesney hated all my shit. Drop that shit right on your head.
Yeah,
move the
we didn't check on
Kenny Chesney dropping.
That nigga was doing numbers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Smoke,
smoke our little
20,000.
I don't care.
Number one hip hop album.
Number one hip hop.
Number one,
hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Yo, remember.
Whatever.
What show was we doing?
You better take what you can get.
Where was we at? We was at somewhere and I came up because they had a little remember? Whatever. What show was we doing? You better take what you can get. Where was we at?
We was at somewhere, and I came up because they had a little cake for you.
So you was in the middle of performing, and we was like, yo, we're going to interrupt
the performance and let them know we got the number one album.
Interrupted Joe.
This nigga looked like he was getting ready to throw a nigga off the stage.
He was like, yo, what you doing?
Like, nah, yo, you got the number one hip hop album.
It's official now.
You brought the cake out. But yeah, that was funny. I didn't care. Yeah, you really didn't. Why y'all interrupting my show? That, nah, yo, you got the number one hip-hop album. It's official now. You brought the cake out.
But, yeah, that was funny.
I didn't care.
Yeah, you really didn't.
Why y'all interrupting my show?
That was a big deal, nigga.
It was not.
It really was.
I've never said that until today.
I had the number one hip-hop album.
Never even said that shit.
That's a big deal, though.
That was a big deal.
You got a couple of them.
I'd look low.
A couple of number one hip hop album
between Slaughterhouse and Joe
you know Rich I would be
if I just
interpolated Pump It Up
what does interpolated mean?
replay it
get them other
publishers right
your ass out of here
I'll work on it for you
and listen
I'm joking around
and I've I've joked here on this podcast which is why I'll work on it for you. And listen, I'm joking around and I've
joked here on this podcast
which is why I won't do it.
Succumb to the pressure.
But I do understand
artists re-recording their record
for syncing purposes.
I do.
And for licensing purposes.
It makes all the sense in
the world to do it.
Absolutely.
But I wouldn't sound like 21-year-old Joe.
I was about to say, but that shit don't sound the same.
But it don't matter, because they're only taking 10 seconds of the record.
Yeah.
15 seconds of your record.
It don't matter.
That's why they're doing it anyway.
So we come on here and make jokes.
But these niggas probably caking.
I'm on waiting for this Ashanti album.
I told y'all.
I've been waiting for that since you said it.
That shit can be in every rom-com
And fucking
Deodorant commercial in the world
Yeah
That's smart
That's where the money is
Yeah
That's where the money is
Make all the money off
More money off that
Than they made off the album
Very different decisions
If you understand
The flow of the money
Early on in your career
And they make it very difficult
To follow the flow of the money
By the way
Oh it's tough There will be mad mistakes And your name might be signed early on in your career. And they make it very difficult to follow the flow of the money, by the way.
Oh, it's tough.
There will be mad mistakes,
and your name might be signed to mad of them.
Yeah.
And that's where it gets tough.
Yeah, just the basic revenue
for an artist alone
is confusing as fuck.
Holy shit, wait,
can we go back to the
Michael Rubin party for a minute?
Yo, let me just tell y'all,
nothing happened to music,
and if it did,
I don't care.
This is a podcast
about absolutely
nothing mad nothingness for you so the blog said that jason tatum is dating lmao yeah i was crushed
why i didn't think there was a b story to this let me hear you
it's crushed, man.
You just said you're going to somewhere exotic.
I can still love Ella Mai.
I need to know how many industry girls you love.
All of them.
Look like Ella Mai?
Yeah, he love all A's.
You're in a lot of hives, yo.
Okay. Listen, so the internet said Jason Tatum was dating Ella Mai
not a story here
but if there was one way
to make
Ella Mai's poetry
before and after
every song funnier
it's now
I picture her talking
to Jason Tatum
on these records
yo I went back and played the shit.
There's nothing for it.
This is great.
This is great.
Also, that's all I've been doing in searching the Knicks.
Who they're dating?
They got us for tampering.
They did?
Yeah.
Who we tamper with?
Jalen Brunson.
The Knicks are expected
to be punished
what's the punishment
for that
fuck out
fuck out of here
true
will they take a draft pick
or something
you know they're gonna
take a second round pick
from us
what
so y'all can get punished
for tampering for that
but LeBron can do it
if he wants
alright man
alright
alright yo every trade is tampering by the way it's all tampering All right, man. All right. All right, Bron.
Yo, every trade is tampering, by the way.
Yeah.
It's all tampering.
But that's why we the Knicks.
I asked that question before.
I said, yo, who's the GOAT at tampering, Bron or Tom Brady?
Tom is also up there.
Fam, these niggas tamper in the open.
Nah, because Tom do it right.
Like, he'd make you retire so that there are no penalties.
He'd make you go hide in Katy, Texas.
Even that's tampering though.
Yo, fam, go chill out.
Prove it.
Yeah.
Prove it.
He wanted to go spend some time with his family.
Tom is the GOAT.
Imagine if LeBron came and took eight PCIs of air out the basketball
because he didn't like it.
He likes a softer ball.
He got a better arc on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What if he did some shit like that?
That would kill him.
Oh, white privilege.
He can deflate balls.
No one cared.
Come on.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
We still got this.
Yeah, we were talking about
Instagram insurance.
They should put us on
to a new Marvel
in the tech world.
Some smart shit.
I wish we came up with.
A company out of
Israel,
I think,
has now started
to implement
insurance for
Instagram influencers
just in case
your page gets hacked.
It won't cover
if your page gets banned,
but it'll cover
if your page gets hacked.
What if you get shadow banned
no I don't
they don't care about that
no
so if somebody
hacks your page
and you're an influencer
and you make a certain
dollar amount
or nominal fee
from your Instagram page
they'll take out
insurance on your shit
after 48 hours
if they can't
get your page back
they'll start to pay
you a daily rate
for the money
that you potentially lose.
Yo.
I'm hitting around the wall.
Yeah, some smart shit.
Just got to think
outside the box.
I think it's a great idea.
Scamming y'all.
I think it's necessary.
You guys keep calling it a scam.
It's not a scam.
I said shout out to that company.
Well, it's scamming y'all.
But why are they scamming?
Why are they scamming?
If you're one of these
top influencers or whatever, Instagram's going to give you a page back.
That's not true.
Not immediately.
It might take a week or two to get your page back, and that week or two, you might have lost some bread.
Ask anybody that lost their page to go call or email Instagram to talk about it.
I'm not talking about anybody.
I'm talking about top influencers.
But you might have been a mid-level influencer.
You don't necessarily got to be Khloe Kardashian.
You could be just somebody that's making money off of selling your clothes from your online boutique.
Yeah, not for nothing, I don't think this little feed that they were talking about in here,
I forgot what it was, it said $20,000, up to $20,000.
That's not going to cover no Kardashian tag.
That was just a test.
They shot a test quote.
That was just a test.
They shot a test quote.
So somebody at a certain level,
they gave them $4.59 for the year as your coverage.
And if they couldn't get your shit back in 48 hours,
they were paying you $2.44 a day.
That's good as hell.
Two days to pay for your whole coverage.
Yeah, them Kardashians make $2.44 with a couple extra zeros on it per day.
But their insurance would probably be way more.
Well, I think if we're talking about the Kardashians, then ISIS points to them. Yeah, per day. Yeah, yeah. And that shit. But their insurance would probably be way more. Well, I think if we're talking about the Kardashians,
then ISIS points to Stan.
Exactly.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, exactly.
They got...
We're talking about real level, top level influencers.
Yeah.
We're talking about the girls that are posting
pretty little things and shit.
Like...
Fans.
Small business owners that are verified.
Boosie was on talking about,
come on, Mr. Zuckerberg, man.
They banned him.
And he was going crazy he was making
money this wasn't a plot of that's true no you're right he wouldn't he got banned but it was showing
you how important um um these mediums are to their their their revenue streams the bigger the bigger
the bigger uh lesson here and we've a lot of us have been saying this for years, with Instagram influencers and everything,
is you don't own
that. So you can't, it's
not wise to put all of
your, let's say your eggs in that basket. Like, if
you get a big enough following, you need to direct them
to your website or to your
something that you own. Yeah. Because
what happens is, fuck your page getting
deleted, what happens if Instagram
goes down?
Yeah.
You're right.
The whole shit.
Or they just don't like what you post for whatever reason.
Or you get shadow banned.
They shadow banned it.
Like now, your insurance ain't covering that and you're at their mercy.
I'm not disagreeing with you, but for the novice person that's not a tech junkie, not just that.
If you post your shit daily, it's in somebody's feed.
It's running in through somebody's feed that you're not paying for 24 hours a day so instagram is providing the medium the service to
everything for your shit to get sold everybody not a techie person or don't have nobody behind
the scenes that could run their own website to make it generate bread what i'm saying is it
to to take your business to that next level you need to you
can't depend on instagram you're right or you can't depend on twitter or you can't depend on
facebook you can't depend on any of these there's just supposed to be vehicles to drive traffic but
you can't there's people that if they that's a scam word see but that's the scam yeah what is
the scam that these are vehicles to whatever you just said that's the scam. Yeah. What is the scam? That these are vehicles to whatever you just said.
That's the scam.
Yeah, and I'm going to benefit off of...
Think about this.
Facebook around the clock, Instagram around the clock,
got seven zillion motherfuckers working for them
that is doing my job.
They are allowing my products to run through somebody's feed
without me paying a dollar.
Or selling you the illusion of that.
Whatever.
Whatever the case may be.
But these people are generating revenue from that.
Correct.
So what I'm saying is you have to think outside of that.
That's definitely right.
You don't have to be a techie guy to build a website.
That comes with growth.
That comes with growth.
So the pretty little things the
um what is it the main one fashionable fashionable they got to a level that now that makes sense for
them but the girl that's starting her own swimsuit line might not have the ability to do that
what i'm telling you but what i'm telling you it's much easier now than it used to be to build
a website probably i'm it's super, like Square and all them.
Shopify, all that shit. I'm taking your word for it.
No, but still, it's just point remains in this.
How does my product get to the people?
Wait, hold up.
Yeah, they got a website.
Everybody can get a website.
It is super easy.
Go daddy, do whatever you want to do.
Yeah.
Right?
Now what?
No, what I'm saying is.
It's going to always be the now what?
And that's the part that frightens a lot of people.
Whatever the answer is to that, before figuring that out, I can go to Instagram where people centralize and are conditioned to centralize.
Ice is right.
But people run from that because that's where the hard part lies.
The hard part is, I say in this podcast all the time, yo, go try to sell one of something.
I say in this podcast all the time,
yo, go try to sell one of something.
The hard part is when you end that battle,
trying to move somebody from one place to another place.
That shit is tough.
It is.
It is tough.
Very tough.
And it's even tougher if you're under the illusion that this number that they put in front of you
as your following is your following.
Word.
So now why am I going to leave this number, this made up number.
That's where the problem is.
It's telling me that I have 5 million people that can watch and blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, I made a website, but I'm checking the traffic.
There you go.
This is free traffic.
Right.
You think.
That's the illusion.
No, listen.
Which is why I say it's a scam.
No, no, no. no look even if it's not
five million people right let's give it 20 of that you had a million people which means your
product is running through some a million feeds a day okay theoretically if you get one percent of
the million buying your product that's money that's being generated correct off of something
that you put no money out to do okay i'm following that's what i'm saying so until you get to a certain level i.e
pretty little thing in um fashion over in them then you could go start a website because you
already generated enough oomph that's your shit gonna get traffic bro what i'm saying is for
anybody is to not yes you use i'm trying you use instagram or you use whatever social media
app to build it but you can't rely on that because you're still at their mercy true it can't just be
instagram because yeah this is cool if your page gets uh hacked or whatever but like i said there's
been instances where instagram was down we've seen all these people come to Twitter
losing their mind.
Like, oh my God,
Instagram is down.
Well, guess what?
If you spread it out,
you're not,
it ain't hit you as bad.
Okay, cool.
My Instagram is down,
but I got a page here.
But I got a page here.
You can't rely on
any one of these services
is what I'm saying.
That's it.
That's with any business.
You can't rely on one lane
because what happened when that lane get blocked i agree with you i'm just saying for i do think
this is a great idea it's great it's amazing i know too many people that have lost their account
and it really altered their way of living for sure so the same way the court system is uh
uh now updating charges with the importance of your phone,
yeah,
the same thing
should happen
with insurance.
What you mean?
Certain charges
are certain charges
because your phone
has such sensitive data
and the court
recognizes that today.
Yeah,
if someone steals
your cell phone today,
it's grand theft
or whatever.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I dare be done.
Even if it's not
a $1,000 phone.
I went through it.
Nigga, we getting ready.
Yo, I'm going to
hack your page.
We going to split this. Went through it with a phone I went through it nigga we getting ready yo I'ma hack your page we gonna split this
went through it
with a phone I bought
that was in my name
what the fuck
are you talking about
only that's
that's a real joke
thing to go through
anyway moving on
um
that's what's gonna happen
I'm hitting round of
applause for this
yo influence
I'ma hack your page
and we gonna
we gonna bust this down
I'ma hack my own page
what the fuck
is you talking about
do you guys consider
yourselves influencers
no
look look at y'all
not social media influencers
but influencers
come on Parker
talk that shit
no
what else is unimportant
in our podcast
about nothing
wanna get to our
double dating etiquette
oh we could
I don't wanna get too sad
no no no
don't sad me out
do not sad me out
okay well I was on
a double date this weekend
and let me just
let me just say
before you get into that every 4 of july i expect the news cycle july 5th to be extremely sad sadder than
normal i do that's that's the same as fireworks for me it happens every year every year of my life
that's happened so we'll get to the sad because there's plenty of it
yeah there is um yeah so i was on a double date this weekend been doing my my best friend's got
a girl now so we've been doing a lot of double dating and we went out to have a little brunch
uh saturday morning i guess that was how long has he been with her three months maybe he's
two thirty months something like that it's tricky yeah and double dating yeah
that's where it gets tricky in double dating.
You can expound.
There's nothing to expound on.
Brian's his best friend,
I'm assuming.
Yeah.
That's his best friend.
Parks and his wife is mad fly
with Brian.
That's the best friend.
That's family.
This person is new.
And she's awesome.
Which means their relationship
is new.
Which means she could do
some quirked out weird shit
right at the table you might learn about in real time.
Might have to kick everybody under the table but her.
That could get weird.
It could.
And three months is quick.
You double date with somebody with three months?
Hell yeah.
For real?
Yes.
That's not a double date.
That's an inspection.
That is an inspection. That is for everybody here to inspect this person. That's not a double date. That's an inspection. That is an inspection.
That is for everybody here to inspect this person.
That's not true, though.
Oh, please.
Y'all lying.
Y'all frying.
Y'all frying if I'm lying.
No.
It's part of it.
Yes.
Look, if me and my girl go, my man, or he bring a new girl, or Shorty brings her new
dude, it ain't a-
It's a test drive.
Yeah.
No, you will do that, but that's not the purpose of it.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah, you're wrong.
It's part of it, I think.
That is kind of the purpose.
I disagree.
I disagree.
All right, anyway.
Oh, so, you know,
we ended up cross-splitting...
Wait, wait, I'm sorry, Parks.
How many...
Just so I'm clear in this talk,
how many double dates
have you guys been on?
Yeah, how often do y'all do that? Yeah, I want to hear it. Just so I know. Yeah, in your how many double dates have you guys been on? How often do y'all do that?
Yeah, I want to hear it.
Just so I know.
Yeah, in your life.
No, currently.
How often do you do it?
Not often.
Currently, but I've been on a bunch of them.
So you don't do it now, though?
Yeah, not really.
But I've been on a bunch in my life.
I love the double dates.
So listen, what's the difference in bringing somebody to Fourth of July?
Everybody in your family is going to inspect the person.
Everybody in your family is going to give them the, or give her the the but that don't mean that's the purpose that you did it i couldn't
disagree with it though no it definitely is a part of it i don't think that that's the purpose
yeah i don't think if you pop up if you pop up with a plus one at a fourth of july cookout
it's not more so it's not to be the same expectations or pressure or
tension as you walking into your
Thanksgiving dinner with your plus one.
It's right behind that, though.
Depending on how big your Fourth of July is.
It depends on how big your Fourth of July
is in your family. But what I'm saying
is this. If I pick the girl,
she's my girl, or I'm
dating her. You said they were three
months in. Something like that, yeah.
Arbitrary.
Your first time meeting her?
No.
Okay.
Well, that didn't take it.
It really don't.
All right, so I'm shutting up.
Oh, so we ended up cross-splitting plates.
And I was just kind of thinking to myself,
is this low-level swinging?
What do you mean by cross-splitting plates?
So I ordered eggs and corned beef hash.
I said, I really kind of want some French toast or a pancake or something like that.
My wife says, I don't really want a French toast or a pancake.
She says, I want a French toast or a pancake.
You did not eat off her plate.
No, we put it right in the middle.
We both, you know what I mean?
Smorgasbord.
Yeah, smorgasbord a little bit.
And then Rem and Brian had something that they split
some side of bacon
maybe or something
like that
hey Bart
don't ever touch
my chicks fridge
don't touch my girl
plate man
y'all can't split
plates when you
double date
no
order my pancake
I have a feeling
that this is gonna be
y'all reaction
order what the fuck
you want
order two plates
we should have
had with this
we should have started with this.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is you doing touching my...
Y'all can't split plates?
No.
No.
Leave my chicken bacon alone.
Now white people want to learn to share.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah, nah, man.
Don't touch my...
Oh, man.
If you don't order
Your own pancake
You better get the fuck
You better get the fuck
Off her plate yo
Oh man that is funny
But y'all didn't answer
His question
Y'all just ridiculed him
No I did
I answered
And we answered it
I said no
No hell no
So it's not low level swinging
Cause that was the question
Oh the question
I think that's
You're saying yes
Because that's why
Y'all so open arms
I guess
I'm not saying that you're saying yes, because that's why y'all so up in arms. I guess. I'm not saying that.
I'm saying it's poor.
I'm not saying that.
That's some broke shit.
But once I get that poor shit out of the way, which is so difficult to do, because I have
never behaved like such scum.
Once I move that.
I don't care if you don't eat it or not.
Yeah, once, because I'm a man at the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, if you don't want that, I don't care if you don't eat it Order it Once
Cause I'm a man at the table
Yeah yeah yeah
Hey if you don't want that
See we
I'll app out
We'll app it out
Word
Yeah no doubt
Word
Order nine of them
Hey
Ten of these shits look good
I wanna pick from all these shits
But once you move that
Poor shit to the side
Wait wait
So once you move outside
Of the appetizer
That's where you draw the line
No The appetizer we can split around No but see the appetizer, that's where you draw the line?
No. No.
The appetizer we can split around?
No, but see, the appetizer's for the table.
Yeah.
Right.
That's what appetizer's for.
But you wanting a pancake, that's not an app.
Well, it could have been an app there.
Fam.
What?
What?
Why hop you?
I'm saying if you-
It was a side more than an app.
Oh, then you're supposed to order that.
If you want a side and it's there, then why you don't order it?
This is disgusting because I know
how much money I made.
You're not eating off
my girl plate.
Parks, you made too much money
to live like that.
So that was like a choice.
Yeah, don't be touching
my chick egg, yo.
I'm good.
But is that low-level swinging?
Swinging?
If y'all would share that.
I mean, they don't want to answer it it but if y'all are that into sharing share the mimosa
too what the fuck one mimosa two straws that's funny I thought it was pretty funny no that's
hilarious because I stopped myself midway I was like can we can we do that can we you know the
funny part about this not to make it about me somehow.
Somehow I can top that story, but I won't.
Now I want to hear it though.
Yeah.
Now you got to go there now.
I want to hear it.
What you gathering your thoughts?
No, he's scared.
What's wrong with you, Phil?
For Solanimus, you got it, Parker?
I got it.
Oh, man.
He was Solanimus.
Only because there's nothing to talk about.
Let's go.
Let's open up the floor.
And...
It's really not.
I can't hear your brain.
I don't think I've ever told a story more embarrassing.
Oh, this is going to be great.
Oh, this is...
You talked about carrying a chair down the fucking highway the other week.
Bumping into shit. Go ahead, yo. You talked about carrying a chair down the fucking highway the other week.
Bumping into shit.
Go ahead, yo.
Fine.
Damn, why couldn't albums come out?
Damn, Chris.
So we were going in Miami, me and Ian, to do some work shit.
This is recent. This is a couple weeks ago.
This is the other day.
And he said, yo, where you want to stay at?
You want to stay at the normal spot?
And that sounded poor to me.
So I said, no, nigga.
Fucking bum.
I want to stay where I normally stay at.
Not altering where I stay
cause you here
but just get the fucking
two three bedroom
and be fine
and he was open to that
nah it's poor too
nah no it's not
I'm sure it's not
but I mean
it's not
y'all two are rich
I don't think that's poor
no it's not poor
it's still ain't poor
alright now
just for context
anytime I go
I'm getting a two or three bedroom.
Whether I'm alone, whether I'm not, normally that room is just unoccupied because it's the layout.
The way it's set up, you want more space.
But he was open to that, and we went out there.
Let me dump you up, bro.
Why you dumping me up?
Because I'm going to get to that level when I get the two bedroom suite just because.
One of these days.
If you got to that level
could you come on here and share it?
Absolutely.
See and that's the way it's tricky fucking with him.
But I'll just go ahead and continue
with my...
He ain't gonna tell us that.
And he know he not.
Nah, I'm just coming.
Go ahead Joe.
So we went and did everything.
Ian got to the room and was astonished.
It's beautiful.
Oh, my God.
This fucking balcony, this fucking view.
Look at this.
This shit is amazing.
Bedroom is huge.
Right?
That was his bag.
And then that was that, right?
Went off to do the work.
Work ran a little late.
That's what it does.
And then we got back and I just remember going to bed I ain't even got a TV on
it and he went to bed too mm-hmm so I woke up and I went to look for my phone and I couldn't find my phone he put it on charge before you
let my phone die I was like all right went to look for some other belongings of mine
and I didn't see him
I'm perplexed and then I looked and then I looked around some more
and said
this ain't my room
oh shit
I ain't
Andrew
ain't yo
that's some holy joke shit.
Under the blanket.
In his bed.
And Ian's...
I said, did Ian f***?
So I gathered myself.
Where was Ian?
And I walk out to the hallway.
And Ian is just in the living room, coffee.
And I went in the other room.
I seen all my stuff.
And I stepped right in.
I was angry.
I said, hey.
That wasn't my room.
And he said well yeah buddy
you were sleepwalking
oh shit
I said excuse me
he said buddy
you woke up in the middle of the night
you barged in my room
and you started looking for something.
And I was like, all right, Joe, maybe we just need the charger or something.
But then you got in the bed with me.
What?
And he said, I was a little confused.
But then you started sleeping wild.
I got mad. You put your knee up in my back.
And you was...
Oh, yeah, because Ian was laying on the living room with a blanket.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Why did he stay in the bed?
Because I had...
Yo.
Niggas ain't just going gonna move when I walk in.
I can't wait for this
deluxe album from Christmas.
A-Fair.
Time out.
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
Yo, dog
Dog, I wouldn't give a fuck what happened
When you get in my bed
Butterscotch
You getting the fuck out.
You will wake up.
No, you getting woken up.
Yo.
I beat your fucking arm off.
What the fuck is you doing?
Yo, yo, bro.
You crazy, nigga.
Definitely at least
throw the pillow at you.
As soon as you come in the room,
yo, yo, what you doing?
Nah, you could be in the room
looking for some shit. Fam, if you bust in the room, yo, yo, what you doing? Nah, you could be in the room looking for some shit.
Fam, if you bust in my room,
ass,
fam, what are you doing?
Yo, my nigga,
yo,
yo, what you doing?
Yo, you not,
you not getting in no bed.
You not making it to the bed.
Yo, you not getting in no bed.
And I ain't fighting you
because you
word.
You will wake up.
I will run in the next room
or something.
You not getting in a bed with me.
You wouldn't even have got a chance to sleep wild.
I would have got up.
That's why I said, why is he sleeping in bed?
You're sleeping wild.
I wouldn't know that.
Yeah, me either.
Fuck that.
No, this sleepwalker is getting woken up.
You're not supposed to wake up a sleepwalker?
No, it could be dangerous if you wake him up.
It's going to get dangerous then.
We're going to find out.
Yeah, we're going to find out exactly how dangerous this body is.
I'm going to experiment a little bit.
Ice, I would have been sleeping and slept you, nigga.
Hey, I would have slept.
I would have been asleep.
I would have sleep slept.
Well, at least they didn't sleep on the floor or something.
I hear you, nigga, man.
I hear you, Joe.
Ice, you better not wake up a nigga sleepwalking, honestly.
For real.
Fam, man.
Just sit there and don't scoot back. Hey, yo,, man. Just sit there and just don't scoot back.
Hey, yo, fam.
All that sounds good.
Just don't scoot back.
Me and you have been in the bed together,
so you can talk for your little podcast.
No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, yo.
You can play with your little podcast if you want.
You straight that up, baby.
It was something in the middle of us in the bed together.
It was something in the middle of me and him, too.
Hey, yo. Hey, yo. together. It was something in the middle of me and him too.
Holy shit.
Rob,
we are going to bleep some of this.
Hey, yo, fam.
You are out of here.
But listen,
I know, I know,
I know, I know.
I would have jumped
out that bed so fast
and hauled ass.
That's some funny
fucking shit.
It's content.
Nah, man.
Who knows if I'm
telling the truth?
I love it when no albums
drop them.
Fuck.
Nah, I'm good.
Yeah.
He just carried on
toast.
Yo, you just walked
in the room.
You want some OJ?
It's her fucking fault,
really.
You want OJ?
Fuck out of here.
What, nigga?
I said, oh shit, Ian.
I thought you
That's what How the fuck You want OJ? Fuck out of here. What, nigga? I said, oh, shit, Ian. I thought you was...
That's what...
How the fuck...
Yes, Ish.
Look, right?
Not that I really be looking,
but it's a real different...
Between Ian's body.
You said Ian ain't
thick like that?
I'm just saying.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know, something.
Yo.
A little hair.
Something.
I brought that up
so we could have
an intellectual conversation
about the dangers
of sleepwalking.
That's a danger. Yeah. You got a t*** in your bed now of sleepwalking. That's a danger.
You got a t*** in your bed now.
That's dangerous.
Sleepwalk in the living room somewhere.
Yo, I'm coming here.
Hey, Ian is fired.
You can't.
You can't.
Not fucking working with him.
It's sexual harassment.
Yeah, you can't do that.
Sexual harassment, nigga.
Yeah, you out your mind.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Oh, shit. You out your fucking mind. You better not. Oh, you can't do that. Sexual harassment, nigga. Yeah, you out your mind. Oh, shit. Wait.
Oh, shit.
You out your fucking mind?
You better not.
Oh, shit.
It's over.
Oh.
Anywho.
Anywho.
After that story,
just, oh, yeah, anywho.
I mean, I don't even know if we leaving that story.
So what happened the next night?
He locked that door, didn't he?
That nigga had the do a lot no we
left look why you shouldn't wake up a sleepwalker it is not dangerous to wake up a patient from
sleepwalking see that's where they go wrong they're talking about patients but experts who
discourage it quote it unsuccessful and leads to patient disorientation he says try to ease
them back to bed without making forceful attempts.
Yeah, he didn't do that.
So none of you know if you've ever sleepwalked or not.
Oh, I've sleptwalked.
Absolutely.
Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Especially like when I first started drinking.
It wasn't a good sleepwalk.
You never sleptwalked?
I thought things wereoke up I thought things
Were the bathroom
That were absolutely
Not the bathroom
You pissed in a corner
Somewhere
Yeah
A chair one time
You know like
A chair like that
I like picked up the cushion
Like it was the toilet seat
Apparently
Allegedly
Had to be a chair
Like this one though
It wasn't that chair
All these chairs in here
But it was one like this
You ever slept well
No
I always woke up Where I went to sleep at.
How do y'all know that?
How do y'all know that?
Not that I know it.
With such certainty.
Because I woke up where I went to sleep.
Yeah, but I don't mean nothing.
You could have sleptwalked somewhere and sleptwalked right back.
Oh, then I don't know then.
Yeah, not that I know of.
Yeah, I sleptwalked.
That's scary.
Well, hopefully if y'all do it, it won't be to another man's bed.
At least hopefully you'll have some shorts on.
Why didn't we stay at the mansion?
Whose dumbass idea was it to put some baddie over there?
Yo.
All right.
That was a wild trip, man.
Something wrong with your brain.
Can we take a break?
Yeah.
Please. Yeah, I was a wild trip. Yeah, that was wild. Can we take a break? Yeah. Please.
Yeah, I was feeling uncomfortable.
Thanks for opening up, Joe.
Well, pause, actually, because given the circumstances.
Wild shit.
No trip will be the same.
But now I do know the importance of getting your own room.
Yeah, yeah. Locking the same. But now I do know the importance of getting your own room.
Yeah.
Locking the door.
Could have got the two bedrooms.
That nigga was in there ready for me.
Why he was ready like that? Got me to think
how many of you niggas I could bag around here.
It's a joke.
It's a joke. If no one else jokes, then it sounds serious. But it's a joke It's a joke
If no one else jokes
Then it sounds serious
But it's a joke
Look
Look
Some jokes you can have
You got it
You have one
Toss it your way
Toss the dice
I ain't got no joke like that
Any joke nigga
Two men walking to a bar
This is probably problematic
One of them was sleepwalking
That joke is always problematic.
One of them was sleepwalking.
What the fuck are you talking about, nigga?
This nigga's stupid, yo.
Drake is a Backstreet Boy.
Who did it better, you or him?
What?
Backstreet?
You've done I Want It That Way on this pod before.
I have.
You have.
Drake can't fuck with me.
Did he get up on stage and do the dance moves with him too and all that?
No, but did he do the dance moves?
I don't know if he did the dance moves, but I feel like he should.
I didn't see dance moves.
He half-assed it.
I feel like Drake has always wanted to be a Backstreet Boy.
I feel like that made sense.
You never wanted to be a Backstreet Boy. So I feel like that made sense. You never wanted to be
a Backstreet Boys?
Fuck no.
You were more of a 98 Degrees guy.
No, I wasn't born.
BTS.
New audition.
New audition.
Do the dances?
Of course.
Nah, it's you, man.
Why you sneeze like that?
Trying to cover my sneeze.
Is that how you sneeze?
This nigga sneezes like a man. Who the hell is that? Trying to cover my sneeze. Is that how you sneeze? This nigga sneeze like a man.
Who the hell is that?
We're on a broadcast.
Bullshit.
I know.
I've only been telling you for Mad Mox.
Stupid, yo.
All right, so y'all don't care about Drake being a backstreet boy?
Nah, I find it thoroughly entertaining.
I'm trying to figure out who Ice's boy band is.
I don't have one.
IMX.
What?
What did this nigga say?
IMX is when Immature wanted to stop being Immature.
They wanted to be adults.
You never heard of them.
Yo, Chills.
What?
You want to be the only one to come in and give your raw opinion. I'm going to start battling you now because I'm tired of them saying it. Ice is the only one that coming in like give your raw opinion
I'm gonna start battling you now
cause I'm tired of them saying
he's the only one
that gives it up
oh yeah watch this
I'm gonna tell the truth too now
no you're not
no yeah you're not
you don't think so
no
why never
you wear too many capes
no
this is not good business
relationship
you got a lot of shit
but what if your business
was built on that?
You got to change.
Yeah, once you got
to the top floor,
you know.
You pivot.
Yeah.
I ain't going back
to being bored.
Exactly.
So you're not about
to come in here
and tell the truth?
Dead ass.
That's not true.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Yes, I miss
man you argued me
about something
and then when we
got in the car
saying yo I agree
with you
cause y'all niggas
get along too much
y'all don't come in
here and
now mind you
maybe a great pod
doesn't need that
but that ain't my
belief
I need what
nah I need a little
disagreement
you need I need
some disagreeing
I'm not disagreeing
yeah
see look that's the problem.
No, but wherever I stand, I stand.
I won't change my stance to disagree with nobody.
Oh, I will.
I know.
No, yeah, you'll do that.
I know you should do.
You was on the debate team.
I know.
That's true.
Sometimes you got to just frame it like it's not really your opinion, but you're playing
the devil's advocate.
I'll say that.
You ought to play devil's advocate.
You shouldn't say it. Yeah, you got to do a little more poetic than that. Yeah, just man advocate. I'll say that. You ought to play devil's advocate. You shouldn't say it.
Yeah, you got to do a little more poetic than that.
Yeah, just man up.
Take it.
No, because that ain't.
If I'm not telling you I'm playing devil's advocate, it ain't me.
All right, unpackers.
I'm disagreeing with you.
I'm not unpacking.
Just saying, man.
All right, Ish, come on. we got one right up our alley
literally literally
a couple different puns a triple entendre i don't even know how come on man i'm going back
to the game one day california is now issued Issued Issues See what you did there
Come on man
Nah California
Has issued a law
Ending loitering charges
And charges against
Street prostitution
Oh shit
So it's lit
Next time y'all out in LA
Y'all I in L.A.,
y'all, why you saying y'all?
I never been to L.A.
You know what I'm saying?
So y'all can then go.
You've been to Bora Bora and not L.A.
Or a family reunion.
He's got to get his destinations together.
Your priorities are fucked up.
God damn.
Priorities is fucked up.
What is wrong with this guy?
He better than us, man.
Nah, y'all been to've been to LA a lot.
Yeah, he said he on his third pass, but nah.
Senate Bill 357, the Safer Streets for All Act,
authored by outstate Senator Scott Weiner,
was signed, I don't care about that.
As trans people are being criminalized across the country,
Governor Gavin Newsom has once again shown
that California stands with the LGBTQ community
and communities of color.
Hey!
Wait.
Wait!
I'm lost.
Everyone, no matter their race or gender,
or how they make a living,
deserves to feel safe on our streets.
Wait, wait.
I'm out.
Thank you especially to our coalition of former and current sex workers
and lgbtq advocates who made this day a reality your leadership is inspiring
uh uh
you sound like beavis yo
loitering with the intent to engage in prostitution
this criminal provision arrests for which are based on an officer's subjective perception
of whether a person is acting like or looks like they intend to engage in sex work
results in the dis uh disproportionate criminalization of trans, black, and brown women, and perpetuates violence towards sex workers.
Okay, yo.
Is this about to be one of them things where y'all tell me I bring race into everything,
or y'all take it away and I'm going to shut up?
Nah, this sounds like they brought race into it.
Yeah, this sounds like they opened the door and said,
hey, come on in, race, have a seat.
This is straight race.
Yo.
It becomes harder and harder to deliver the news yeah okay so prostitution is still illegal you just can't
pull you over for the loitering for loitering yeah gotcha and as i was originally questioning
i'm like yo why do they have to mention these groups and everything with this law?
But as I look at it, it was sponsored by them.
So all the attention was brought to it by former and current sex workers, LGBTQ groups.
Got it.
So it was lobbied.
So that's why they're mentioning them.
Like, look, it was because of them we were able to get this pushed through.
So it makes a little bit more sense
okay
alright
but prostitution
is not legal
so do not go
try to buy some
right
it's not
buy some sex
next time you're out there
who made up
prostitution
humans
the beginning of time
yeah
women
no I don't know I think that at some point I can't nobody knows who did it the beginning of time. Yeah. Women. No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that at some point,
I can't,
nobody knows who did it.
It's been,
it's the oldest profession.
Profession.
So they say.
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Engage
Yeah I'm gonna let him
At some point in time
Women realized
That they had something
That men were
Willing to kill
Pay
Do whatever for
At some point in time
That came to a realization
So
No
That don't make sense
Yeah but I don't think
Women were the
I think men realized
That how good it was
And that they wanted it
Start offering gold pieces
And ivory tusks
For some box
Not to the women though
To their husbands
Men was offering it
Like
To other
Like it was
I'll sell her
Men was taking women
Ice is probably right You're probably right That's what I'm talking about I don't think it was women That realized her men was taking women Ice is probably right
you're probably right
that's what I'm talking about
I don't think it was women
that realized that
I just said you right
that makes sense
I agree with you
because basically back then
women wasn't even really
in control of their bodies
exactly
so that makes sense
back then shit
that's what I was saying
yeah word
today
no that make a ton of sense
yeah that's what I was
going to jump in and say
I don't think it was
one of ours
like we didn't have control of our shit and neither did they yeah make a ton of sense. Yeah, that's what I was going to jump in and say. I don't think it was one of ours.
We didn't have control of our shit
and neither did they.
Yeah.
Never white people, yo.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm telling you,
ever since that page...
What?
Ever since that page
started just talking about
are you a citizen
of the United States
of America
that has made
every
no I'm just
that explains a lot
to me
just in this country
period
yeah
that says all it needs
to ever be said
everything is a business
this ain't America.
There's more America.
I believe in it.
Call me what you want.
There's other shit out there
that we just not supposed to know about
as far as land.
Hey, when we was playing
the regular Monopoly,
we was playing with the regular Monopoly rules
and those cards
and those landing spots.
But there was another Monopoly
with more land.
And with more land came
different rules.
Came another side to the die.
We just got done clowning Kanye for buying
Wyoming.
I ain't talking about Wyoming.
I'm talking about other land that
exists and what it means to be
a citizen of the United States
of America.
Like, okay okay let's break
like what united and what that's why you gotta watch fucking um game of thrones if another person
tells me no but what you're saying is basically they tie in the game of thrones where look they
had some shit called the wall right and the people that lived outside the wall north of the wall they
were called like savages but it was a whole bunch of a whole people regular people civilization
they lived north of the wall and so the people south of the wall judged them and looked at them
like savages and heathens you ever saw game of thrones maybe i'll watch you know what i'm saying
and literally when they start to introduce it when the people that was south of the wall went north, they was the real heathens.
They was the real savages that was doing the wild shit.
Look, look at the parallels to how people refer to us as such.
And they be doing the real savage shit.
I'm telling you, the shit tied in.
So whoever wrote it might know something.
I think all this Science fiction shit
Comes from somewhere
It's a little bit
Sprinkled in there
They try to dress it up
To really tell you
What's going on
But not really tell you
For sure
It's all just played off
It's all metaphoric
And symbolic
Of the ice
That wall was like
Yo dawg
The wall was like
A hundred feet tall
Of all ice
A hundred foot tall wall Of just 100 feet tall of all ice.
100 foot tall wall of just all ice.
Thick ass ice that nobody could break or penetrate.
I mean, you just look at humanity.
You know, you go back to...
They knew the earth was flat.
They knew if you traveled too far east, you would literally fall off the earth.
Like, if you thought anything outside of that, you would look at it as crazy.
Then it's disproved wrong.
Now, if you think that way, it's like, no, we know that's not the case.
So, what we think now might not necessarily be right.
It just ain't been proven yet.
That's all I'm saying.
Like, every, yo, earth was the center of the universe then they realized
oh shit no it's not
like everything
humans
we come up with
we think it's fact
until somebody proves us wrong
that's true
with everything
so what's happening now
is shit just ain't been proven
stop yo
cause I know where you going
well that's how they
dress religion up
no that's how they
dress religion up
they tinkered and got it right they what. They tinkered and got it right.
They what?
They tinkered and got it right.
No, they did.
No, no, no, they did because they got it to a point where you can't disprove it or prove it.
And to them, that's getting it right.
Everything else that's happened.
No, everything else.
Every Greek mythology.
That was a form of religion.
Everything that happened before we've been able to.
They science disproved it.
So now it's just looked at as fable with current religions. religion everything that happened before we've been able to they science disproved it so now
it's just looked at as fable with current religions they they they realize where everybody
was proving shit wrong so now we're going to make these stories and make this shit up to where you
can't prove it that's science has disproven a bunch of stuff that is in the bible like what Like what? Genesis. Has it? Page one, sentence one.
That's one.
Proven beyond doubt.
They has a theory.
That Big Bang shit, they can't prove it.
It's a theory.
That's why it's called the Big Bang Theory.
It's not proven.
They haven't disproved what's in the Bible.
I'm going to...
They've given a possible alternate explanation, but they have not disproven anything.
I'm going to disagree.
Okay.
The things that are mentioned in the Bible, nobody can say with a thousand percent certainty happened.
You are living off of faith.
The whole premise of religion, most religions are faith-based and hope-based they are not
tangible things that most of us could even touch that's now that's why i'm saying they
tinkered it got it scientifically i can disprove some of these things like what they have they've
offered alternate explanations but you have not been able to say beyond doubt that yo that is
wrong they've done
it before like i said yo apollo they used to believe apollo pulled the sun across the sky
that was belief they prayed to apollo and hoped that the sun would appear the next day
oh i can use my brain today and tell you ain't no nigga dragged the sun nowhere
but if you were to say that back then you're looked at as like yo cory yeah it's exactly it's stories passed down
to explain the unexplainable until they can explain it and and show no that's not what's
happening it's this earth is not the center of the universe it's this so so now hold on i got one for
you with the bible they've gotten these stories to a point where you can't prove it's true
or false
you just believe
go ahead Ish
talk to me
we all got family members
that pray day and night
night and day
day and night
night and day
for a better way of living
the Bible says
if you do that
certain things will happen to you
can happen to you
doesn't necessarily
guarantee anything
trust me
I talk to my moms
we have these deep conversations
it's not guaranteed in the Bible what they tell you is if you hold on hold on Doesn't necessarily guarantee anything. Trust me. I talk to my moms. We have these deep conversations.
It's not guaranteed in the Bible.
What they tell you is if you... Am I capable of everlasting life?
Hold on.
What they tell you in the Bible is if you follow this book and do right, that the next life will be prepared for you properly.
There's nothing about this life.
So you can't prove everlasting life.
You can't or you can't disprove it either is my point.
It's meant to be not being able to be proven.
To be vague and ambiguous.
It's vague enough to where we just got to let it go.
Like CTE?
Yeah.
They just found out Demarius Thomas had CTE.
Rest in peace.
Yeah.
That used to be my guy in fantasy.
He was dead nice. What? A mad season. Ten catches a game my guy in fantasy. He was the deadliest. What?
From Mad Season.
Ten catches a game.
It wasn't Mad Season.
Ten catches a game.
He wasn't mine.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
It was ten catches a game, guaranteed.
He wasn't mine.
Oh, yeah, CTE, because they can't really look at your brain until you pass away.
So they don't know if you got it or not.
Mm-hmm.
I just jump out of all biblical talks, by the way.
No, it's just.
I can't. I don't. it's just... I can't.
That's just my take on religion.
I think humanity has been obsessed since the beginning of time with trying to explain the shit that we just don't know.
True.
So I think with evolution came the fact of knowing that whenever we do explain something, it gets disproven.
That's true.
So now let's explain it in a way where you can't
disprove it now with hold on now with you not being able to disprove it you can't say that
you also can't prove it true if we we just make it vague enough to where now it's all faith
now it's just what do you believe and because we can't prove or disprove it you can't say if
anybody's right or wrong it's mad religions in the world.
I'll never forget,
there was an episode of South Park.
South Park really do be touching on some shit.
The whole town died.
They were all in hell.
The preacher,
or priest,
whatever he was,
he was in hell too.
So they looked at him like,
how the hell you get here?
And I believe it was like,
Satan was down there or
something satan was like mormon mormon was the correct answer like just in jokingly saying like
it's so many different religions who all believe something different how are you going to tell
who's right and who's wrong they all believe they right they all believe their book is the correct
book their way of life is the correct way of life. Everybody can't be right.
So now it's...
Or can they?
Exactly. Or can they?
How come we're the only animals that think like this?
Because we think we're
in control of everything.
And we have to explain it because if we don't
we realize we're not in control.
Or we're aliens.
Humans just got a different level of arrogance.
That's it.
Just got a different level of arrogance.
We think we are at the top of,
we are the most evolved,
we're at the just top of everything.
And from whatever it is that's happening,
we have to be able to explain.
From what we can see, we are.
I don't know that.
Have you ever seen something
that is more advanced than humans?
They say a dolphin's brain
is more advanced than a human's brain.
I have not ever heard that.
I have not ever heard that. I have not ever heard that.
Yeah.
The dolphins can communicate
in ways humans can't.
We can communicate
in ways they can't.
We can do shit they can't.
I'm just telling you.
That don't make them more advanced
than the survivors.
I can't swim.
Huh?
I can't swim.
You can pot.
There you go. That's a fool y'all
Oh man
But nah
It's just
That's just our belief
That's really what it is
We don't
We don't know
But we have this need
To believe that
We are the smartest
We are the strongest
We're everything
And if it's something
We can't explain
Whether it be how we got here
What happens after we leave We'll make some shit up we need to make some shit up to explain it.
And the more people you get to believe, it becomes fact.
We kill whoever don't believe it.
Exactly.
They can believe a whole bunch of other shit.
And then if we come over here and say believe this or die and we kill all of y'all, now the rest of y'all believe us.
In the new episode of Old Man they brought that quote right back
and I hope they continue to do it.
Which quote?
I watched it.
Language
by design
is deception.
It's deception.
And the truth
only exists
in silence
or some shit like that.
In this part
when they said it
nigga clowned him.
But I hope they keep bringing that line back.
That show is fire.
It is.
But I'm not believing none of that shit
you niggas told me.
I ain't.
None of it.
Not a word.
Like I said, the older I get, it's just...
See, that's why I don't like to argue things
that may or may not be factual.
Like, is there land somewhere?
I don't want to get to what niggas
was doing in the 1300s
on the land. Hey, you do that.
But is there land somewhere? I can believe that.
Come on, what else we got?
What else we got?
Nicki cut off Monster.
No.
I told you there's no music. There is no music.
But she did cut off Monster.
And said some things.
And.
What you want, man?
That's that.
That's that, yeah.
Her show, she can cut it off.
Exactly.
Why she feels that way is entirely up to her.
If she chooses to expound on it, cool.
If not, that's what she did.
All right, come on.
Let's get into this publishing shit before y'all bring me back to the Bible.
You're magic.
Bro, I can talk.
About what, the Bible?
But why are you, that's like a passion of yours or something?
No, no, it's not that.
It's just.
His mother's religious.
My mom, well, I was brought up in church.
If you was brought up in church, you was brought to believe certain shit.
Like, I talk to her a lot.
Like, we have these talks because it's like while i respect because i see what
religion did for her in her life like my mom being saved true made her a better person not
saying she was a bad person but i just see the way she moves through her life today you're a great
person so that's working me and your mom was a great person right but sometimes that's not true
because some not that your mother wasn't but sometimes people be on a beaten path.
And so they need something to look at.
To believe in.
Yeah.
Hold up, let me finish real quick.
Even if you believe in the damnation and the hellfire,
and so you're doing these things so that you could escape that.
Right?
Or you're doing these things because you're trying to be Christ-like.
Or you're doing these things because you're trying to be Christ-like. Or you're doing these things because you're trying to
walk in the shoes of
Muhammad.
Whatever the case may be, you're trying to be as
close to Buddha as possible.
Whatever it is that's guiding
you to live a better life,
those things are
pivotal.
Because some people were on a beaten path.
Malcolm X was on a beaten path,
they say, until he found Islam.
Yo, y'all niggas will explain something.
Y'all don't comprehend,
it's like one of the better things I do.
I totally understand what you're saying.
Which is still not a response to what I'm saying.
At no point could this table get up and fly somewhere.
You said that means your mom is just a good person.
Because it's not in this table's ability.
If his mom was a piece of shit, of course in this table's ability if his mom was a piece of
shit of course not your mom but anybody's mom was a piece of shit and then they got saved or they
had a baby or anything happened to now trigger a different way and they were able to do that that
means that they had the ability to do that we just had this talk a few weeks ago where we was like we
don't even know what our capabilities are because we're distracted and we're putting poisons in the
body and so forth and so on so that's all i'm saying is that if she were able to do it right then that means
that that's who you were no no no no it could be no but it means that's what it could be that
that's who you are you need something to activate that yes yo y'all think that what that people are
one way their whole life no i don't even talking to Mr. I change every day? No.
No, but I don't understand what y'all saying.
So what I'm saying is,
hold on,
what I'm saying is,
yes,
the being a good person
could have been inside her
or anybody
the entire time.
So the fact that she was saved
is some type of cloak myth
that's a condition
that's thinking it's mental.
Yes, it happened that way.
But this person has the ability
to be a good person we
all have the ability to do we all have the pieces of shit that we know what i'm saying the pieces
of shit that we know that do fuck shit every single day they have the ability to do the proper
thing that don't mean that they are gonna do it so i don't know that until it's showcased and there
are some people in this on this planet that have never showcased the ability to be a good person
but but joe you don't know so i wouldn't look at that person and say what i'm saying hold on look
look what you just said you won't know it until it's showcased right that person might not showcase
it until something happens inside them to make them do it i'm still not responding i am responding
to what you're saying yo it's fine all right look my mom we'll leave this but yes the ability to be a good person is always there
but if the switch isn't flipped you might not ever be a good person and you think the only way to get
i didn't say only anything i'm saying what happened for her was becoming saved flipped and i'm saying
that that's a crock of bullshit i'm saying it can't be a crock of bullshit when i it's it's
visually it's proven that's what happened
continue
go ahead
so I'm just saying
that this was
we're easily tricked
and conditioned
and believed
oh I can only be a good person
if this happens
you keep throwing the word
only out there
not a soul has said only
but you
I'm saying that
you keep saying only
nobody's saying that
I'm saying what worked for her
might only work for her
that's what it took for her
but you are throwing the word
only in there
when you don't acknowledge
that there could be
other variables
that would make this
same exact thing happen
and that's what my
he didn't say that there are though
true
because my entire point
is saying that
which is saying
somebody could have had
a near death experience
but that's why I'm saying
that's that it don't have to be religious I'm speaking on which is saying, but that's why I'm saying that.
It don't have to be religious.
It don't have to be religious.
I'm speaking on her.
Then that's it.
But she'll tell you herself that her becoming in the church and becoming one with Christ,
she was reborn and it changed who she was as a person.
Now, my point with her when we have these talks, I'm like, look, Ma, this is a very messed up world we live in.
Whatever you got to do to get you through this life peacefully, you do it.
Now, for some people, it's religion.
For everybody, it's something totally different.
But for her, that's her thing.
And I've watched her.
I've watched her change her life.
I've watched how her life has improved
because of this i can't say it ain't work but that's her story i'm just saying the older i get
the more i look at it i question all of this stuff now i used to get dragged to church when i was
little and we we told these stories and we just believe it now I'm looking at it like nobody thought the question
this shit don't make no sense.
But if it works for you
to put you on a path
to help you live a better life
then salute.
Everybody's different though.
That's true.
And everybody got to figure out
their walk, their path.
That's it.
We can bring this up on Patreon.
I got a question.
Let's take it alright we'll be there
write it down
so you don't forget it
it's in my brain
my man
it's in your brain
you heard him
what's wrong with this guy man
hey listen
well anyway
moving on
we'll leave religion alone
until Patreon
okay
thanks
the copyright royalty board has confirmed a streaming
royalty raise for publishers and songwriters after they decided this back in 2018 they've
been fighting it yeah they've been but spotify amazon music youtube and pandora appealed it right away. They didn't want this raise. The original rate was 11.4%
from 2018 to 2022.
And the proposal was to bump that
to 15.1%.
And...
That's a big jump.
That's a very big jump.
And they won.
So it looks like for 2018 to 2022,
the royalty rate has been increased to 15.1%.
Love it.
And it also says that
there's a similar decision
for the 2023
to 2027
time period.
And they're arguing for 20%.
So yo,
in music terms, so
for Pump It Up, right? You get roy so for Pump It Up right
you get royalties from Pump It Up
does that mean that
you'll start to get a higher bump now
in your checks
I'd have to ask my lawyer
gotcha
theoretically you should
and it should be
it would be backdated because
it's 2018 and 2022
so that's saying like what you were getting you know if at that backdated because it's 2018 and 2022.
So that's saying what you were getting at that
11.4% rate,
they would kind of have to go back
and bump that up to 15.1%
and pay the difference.
Gotcha. This would make a little sense of why
the companies
want to buy everyone's
catalogs.
More money's getting paid out, so we'll pay you this, and it will get...
And it's theoretically supposed to go up every year, by the way.
Really?
Yeah.
It's like law, constitutional law.
I've read some shit that talked about how they are now entertaining almost a privatization of music.
Okay.
So they're going to start looking at music
similar to an NFT or a stock
where you can kind of invest in certain music
and catalogs, et cetera, et cetera.
Okay.
And the shit was kind of interesting
because you said that basically
everybody's buying everybody's catalog.
Yeah.
So now let's just say I own Parks Music
and I paid you $100 million million for it but now i can
sell it sell pieces or shares of the parks music catalog i could take something that i bought from
you for 100 million dollars and turn it into a four or five billion dollar thing if i'm able
to sell off shares and they moving up and down ie stock or nft right that's crazy that is crazy like i could go buy 20 shares
of joe button catalog for ten dollars a share then joe do some dope shit his catalog might rise
or fall that's crazy you signed 10 movie deals his catalog can now rise and fall and i own shares of it that's dope well
i don't know how dope it is but it's it's interesting definitely interesting definitely
interesting how much that goes back to the creators and songwriters it's a different question
well if they're paying you up front for your catalog true that's what you're getting paid
true you know i'm saying if i'm giving you a hundred mil that's your number when i take that hundred mil that i paid you but now i own this and i flip
this to like he said four billion five billion dollars you sit there with your hundred mil
that's yeah let me ask you a question because you know i don't know like let's say hypothetically
somebody like what you i don't want to bring other niggas into it let's just say you let's say hypothetically somebody like you. I don't want to bring other niggas into it. Let's just say you.
Let's say you had a $200 million catalog, right?
And you sell it.
It's different for you because you're a hip-hop artist.
So I'm assuming most of your, what is it, pub or ass cap or something, you wrote on your own.
Because you didn't really have Ghostwriters.
Or did you?
I mean, man, you. Okay. Because you ain't really have Ghostwriters. Or did you? Let me imagine.
But with R&B, when they sell their catalog,
when they sell their shit,
is it like a separate breakdown?
Because the R&B artists don't always write their shit.
It's the songwriters who are selling their catalogs.
Not particularly the artists performing the songs.
So when Wayne or Justin Timberlake sold their shit,
what did they sell? Their stake in the songs so when Wayne or Justin Timberlake sold a shit what did they sell?
their stake in the songs that they wrote their percentage of the songs they wrote
got you
so if I own
if I own
7% of that record there
when I sell 100% of my
catalog I'm selling that 7% of that one song I When I sell 100% of my catalog, I'm selling that 7%.
Just that 7%?
Yes.
Of that one song I'm talking about?
Yes.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
I got it.
See?
Me either.
Okay.
I was asking.
Oh, damn.
That shit all gets very tricky.
You smart, Parks.
I mean, a little bit.
You smart.
Could be smarter.
I'm no...
Consult with your lawyers
about the specificity of this shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Because everyone's shit is different at the end of the day. And shout out to everybody who's getting a pay bump of this shit. Yeah, yeah. Because everyone's
shit is different.
And shout out to everybody
who's getting a pay bump.
No doubt.
Like, you know,
anytime I see
with all this streaming shit,
I keep hearing
there's no real money in it.
So anytime I'm seeing
increases,
if that goes back
to the artist,
then...
I thought it was pretty interesting
that Apple stayed
out of the lawsuit.
Not sure what it means.
I think that would be.
But it's interesting.
Okay.
And they're the second largest
streaming service.
So they elected to bow out
or stay out of it.
Might mean.
We know we've been
fucking these niggas.
The crazy part is
all the other companies
that sued
or appealed it
was arguing
yo it's hard for us
to make money
because we already
paid them billions of dollars
that's literally
what their argument was
that's their argument
when everything
is saying
yo you're paying them
pennies
fractions of a penny
on a dollar
but you're complaining
about that
nah don't make us
pay no more money
that is
that's some gangster shit
that's America right there
that's big business
at it's finest
true indeed nah you right true indeed we're making trillions That's some gangsta shit. No, that's America right there. That's big business at its finest.
True indeed.
No, you right.
True indeed.
We're making trillions, but damn, man, we already get these niggas billions.
What the fuck?
That's insane, yo.
I got a part of the show here.
I'm not going to call him.
Okay.
He wants us to talk about that shit where you brought home some food, but not to her kids.
Oh, the McDonald's? Not sure if you're getting into this next part.
I'd love for y'all to discuss this debate of the dad who brought his son
McDonald's to eat at the child's mother's house,
where there are three other kids that's only by the mom.
And the mom's going off because he didn't buy food for all the children.
Would like to know you guys' opinion on this.
You said you wanted
to discuss this. I did.
Stupid me, I thought it was silly.
It is silly. I just thought it was good content.
And the world also
or at least our
demo thought that it was
talkaboutable.
You want it was
fake, that particular instance.
But it still good.
Still good conversation. Yeah, absolutely right. Your one was fake That particular But it still We can take it I just wanted to point that out
Still good conversation
Yeah absolutely
I think the dude
Was super petty
I think it was super corny
But I also see his stance
That he's not necessarily
Obligated to do for your kids
And what happened was
He asked her like
Yo you didn't feed them
And this was the Turning point for me He asked her like yo you didn't feed them and this was the
turning point for me he asked her like yo you didn't feed him and she said well you know i don't
get my check until the 11th i don't want to reference the fake story i just want to talk about
no no but again the story could be fake but it's still a situation that could have presented itself
and so i don't think that he was necessarily obligated to do for somebody else's children what he was doing for
his child however i think it was corny if i asked one person to hear yo y'all want a soda i'm not
gonna bring a soda for parks and not ask everybody else if they want a soda that's just the person
that i am but when you start bringing kids into that kids can't decipher the difference so you
got your brother sitting here eating mcdonald's the rest of the three of y'all smelling the french fries.
They don't understand that.
You know what I'm saying?
So I don't think they should be subjected to grown folks business.
Yeah, at the end of the day, McDonald's is not an expensive.
That's relative, but I just think that you buy for one or you don't buy for.
I mean, you buy for all or none.
I think, I mean, again, for all or none. I think,
I mean,
again,
even taking it,
just,
just looking at the scenario,
we're going to take it off the fake video.
I just think it's,
it's,
it's a bad co-parenting situation there.
Like there's some beef obviously between when that happens.
So again,
I'm with Ish.
It's just being petty.
That's literally all it boils down to.
Like they,
they're not cool for whatever reason
and
now he's going out
of his way to be petty.
And when
the only victim
is the kids,
like that petty shit,
you gotta tuck that.
So,
it's pointless to me.
I agree.
People need to grow up.
It's just dance.
You buy something for all the kids.
That's why I didn't think it was serious.
I didn't even know what there was to talk about.
But you should have seen the responses.
Or even if you...
Dudes was really going in like,
man, that ain't his motherfucking kid.
Dudes was really going.
They was siding with homeboy on another level.
Dudes are also idiots.
I'm not talking about the guy that can only afford to purchase something for his child i'm not talking about him but see my thing if you have the ability to and you know these kids that you
buy something just because you ever seen kids together who didn't quite understand that sharing
thing yet like even that no you give one kid something don't give the other kids something
that i've seen that too many times.
I've been the kid on the field trip that really ain't had the money and all the other kids was buying shit.
The book fair and all that goofy shit that was going on.
I've been that kid.
So I see how that affects a kid's psyche.
They don't understand that shit.
So you got to.
McDonald's is a treat to children.
Absolutely.
You know what I'm saying So one kid is sitting here
Eating McDonald's
And the other three
Smelling the fries
Trying to bum a piece of nugget
It's corny
Or yo
If you want to be that petty
Yo go get your kid
You know what I'm saying
Yo let me
Alright cool
Let me take him to lunch
Or let me just take him
If that's your only child
And the other ones
Are her kids
With somebody else
Whatever
Take your kid You take your with somebody else whatever take your kid
you take your kid to eat
you take your kid back
you know what I'm saying
like it's
that
it's stupid
all that petty shit
amongst adults to me
is just dumb
nah niggas don't even
want to be petty
and have their kid
that defeat the purpose
they don't know
you was being petty
if you take the kid you ain't showing them that you was being petty If you take the kid
You ain't showing them
That you was being petty
Gotta show the petty
Gotta feel the petty
Yeah
You gotta be responsible and shit
Fuck that
Anything else important
That's not biblical
Religious
Has anything to do with
Churches
I ain't got that
Niggas mom
Dedication to the churches
Grandmas
Anything
Oh we gotta touch this
yeah
those mad shootouts
word
and what do you say
about any of them
I don't have nothing
to say to them
but rest in peace
rest in peace
and shit is tragic
and disgusting
and I'm sure we'll get
more psycho looking
white boys to pop up
and just start shooting shit
and get taken alive
yeah
that's back to my whole united states of america thing like at some point when they don't want
something to stop you have to just assume that they're united in that yeah yeah it ain't gonna
keep getting me every time oh why is this happening well you know why it's happening
they're letting it yeah it's fucking nasty it's happening. They letting it. They letting it. Yeah. It's fucking nasty.
It's nasty.
Rest in peace.
And I can't consume
the video.
There are videos out
there I will not watch.
You're not going to do
it to my soul, my psyche
or my spirit.
I'm not doing it.
Anything else fun to
talk about?
I don't think so.
I think we...
Well, I'm playing day again.
Comfortable.
Sound like this day project might be about something soon.
I've liked both of the records.
Or all of the records, or all of the records rather Never see yourself fucking with somebody like me
I'm gon' show you something better than your wildest dreams
Let's get comfortable
Let's get comfortable
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Know you see my message
Going through a lot, working overtime
Niggas got you stressing
I could change that all for you
Tell me, am I overstepping?
Seem like the type of girl who really like to chase
Let me be aggressive
Cause if there's one thing for sure
I know we don't live forever Let me be aggressive Cause if there's one thing for sure
I know we don't live forever
We might as well get together
I'll let you do whatever
That you want to me
I'm exit four off the highway
Park your car in my driveway
I've been waiting on it all day
I know You'll never see yourself fucking with somebody like me
I'm gon' show you something better than your wildest dreams
Let's get comfortable
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Let's get comfortable
Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Let's get comfortable Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's get comfortable
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's get comfortable
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I make the rules
We can't be rushing a beautiful thing
You know, come get a clue
Timing is everything over this way
Pressure makes diamonds
I just trust in my own ways
No, I ain't lying
Show me you're better, I'll be with you for the long haul
I know we don't live forever
We might as well get together
I'll let you do whatever I know we don't live forever We might as well get together
I'll let you do whatever that you want to me
To keep it far off the highway With my car in your driveway
I've been waiting on a pathway
You'll never see yourself fucking with somebody like me
I'm gon' show you something better than your wildest dreams
Let's get comfortable
Let's get comfortable
Let's get comfortable
Let's get comfortable Let's get comfortable Slow it down, slow it down
Slow it down, slow it down
Slow it down, slow it down Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down, slow it down, slow it down
Slow it down, slow it down
For me
For me
For me
Slow it down, slow it down, slow me down, slow me down
It's brand new music from They
Featuring Fanta Hughes, that record is called Comfortable
Shout out to They, can't wait for the project
I like that one
Yeah, that was tough
Yeah, nah, I fuck with it
Usually your R&B be like making me sleepy sometimes
That's not a shot
But, you know, you be a little bit more calm.
Usually your rap is making me psycho in the head.
That's fine.
Hey, that's why we're individuals.
Loud ass, just noise.
That's why we're...
White noise, gangster white noise.
Turned into our parents.
Shit sounds like...
Turned into our parents.
It's noise when it's not the rap you grew up on.
No, it's just not as good as the rap I grew up on. Again,
that's... You're talking
to Joe. That's Joe's opinion. I understand.
I understand that. And you're entitled to that opinion.
Anyway... That's almost a
fact. No, it's not.
I'm playing
a record off of... Guys, you don't
think none of your sleepers that you play is like
100 miles around. I know you don't. I'm playing my
sleeper right now. No, you don't. I'm playing my sleeper right now. No you don't.
Yeah, but you don't think that.
I'm playing my sleeper right now.
You good?
That's your sleeper?
No, I didn't announce my sleeper yet
because you were talking while I was trying
to announce my sleeper.
I'm a sleep ice.
No you're not.
I'm playing a record off of Money Man's new project
and this one's called Corrupted He lost his life for playing cards Where I'm from you might get ate alive if you ain't still for hard If we get caught together and that's my work
then I'ma take my charge I'm with my A-Rab out in Cali and we somewhere
on the farm I don't do that plain Jane shit, I'm blessing
down my charm Just to show the gang I love em I got it tatted
on my arm On the shroom I went to Nessun last night and
got em ducked Trying to keep my faith in God but D-Rash
got me corrupted He ain't never took a life so he don't know
how that shit feel He ain't never took a life, so he don't know how that shit feel
He ain't never had to dump a hundred bags to pay the bills
He ain't never had to hear the plug, put food in his kid's mouth
He never benefited from his apartment that got kicked out
Switches on my Glock, you niggas ain't the only ones who got em
Everything I do is for my daughter, I got her spoiled right
Reversing in my auto, making sure my back ain't to the crowd
Can't trust none of these pussy niggasas I know they might try and knock me down
Probably be some bitches They just wanna come and lock me down
Stay for a marine, I'll hop out with this blick and hawk them down
All my bitches got been about this, so they rent they bag up
And respect you in your own city, some ain't addin' up
I can't say to hoes, ain't no cape on me, I sell them free
If you want that, then I'm on that, I'm just matchin' niggas energy
Rent a Rover, had to pay a 50 over sticker
price You can't hang around me unless you scamming
Stepping on you twice But I would rate a nigga, I'll take your chain
if you act too polite Two fives on me right now, got a dirty and
a leak with pipe FTS Arena in Miami, riding with the heat
Growing up, I used to sack those zips while watching Dotson Creek
My pussy need to be in the Hall of Fame, that shit is too elite
Sugar shopping, then we fuck for hours in the pound suite
Hide you like an eagle, I'm in Philly with this shit tight
I'm tired of losing partner to the system, I'm tired of paying lawyers
My newest hitter straight from Pompano, he resemble Yacht
And so when I take your shit, then it's a wrap, you can't get it back
Okay, I'm fucking with her intellect, her head game off the charts
Them niggas scared to get the money, guess them niggas were at the store
Pattin' with gambler, playin' stage, he lost his life for playin' cards
Where I'm from, you might get ate alive if you ain't still for hard
If we get caught together and that's my work, then I'ma take my charge
I'm with my A-Rab out of Cali and we somewhere on a farm
I don't do that plain Jane shit, I'm bustin' down my charm
Just to show the gang I love them, I got it tatted on my arm
On the shroom, I went to nestle last night and got abducted
Tryna keep my faith in God but these rats got me corrupted
It's corrupted by a money man off of his new project called Big Money.
All right.
I'm going to play some of his new Jeeper Rico album.
This is That's My Dog.
Fuck.
You know about Jeeper Rico, though.
Fuck me. You my pedo for life, I'm riding with you if you wrong, girl, you right, right Mi amigo, we got the same in amigo
That's my dog, that's my motherfuckin' dog
That's my dog, anybody got a problem, you let me know
Day one, you drive the car and I hold the gun Pass the strap, we on one
See the Mercedes Benz and we both want one
You get black, I'ma get white, gotta get it
Baby, who your friend? Introduce her to my nigga
Damn your friend fine, we some players
We some East 111th Street gangsters
If it's war, we gon' kill em
If it's money, we gon' get em If it's money, we gon' get it
If you fight, then I'll fight
Man, this shit ain't no game, it's for life
You my pedo for life
I'm riding with you if you wrong, girl, you right, right
Mi amigo
We got the same in amigo
That's my dog
That's my motherfuckin' dog
Pedo That's my dog Anybody got's my motherfuckin' dog That's my dog, anybody got a problem, you let me know
One hundred, ain't bout to fall out over nothin' Yeah, I mean nothin', no fame, no bitch, no money
Back to back in the street, if it's them verse you, then it's them verse me
War games, we lifers
Damn near been together since diapers
If it's war, we gon' kill em
If it's money, we gon' get it
If you fight, then I'll fight
Man, this shit ain't no game, it's for life
You my pedo for life
I'm riding with you if you wrong, girl, you right, right
Mi amigo, we got the same in amigo that's my dog that's my motherfucking
dog that's my dog anybody got a problem you let me know it's all my dogs man i love y'all niggas
you know what they say it don't stop till the casket drop That's Jeep Rico
That's my dog
Shout out to Jeep Rico
Shout out to Jeep Rico
I like his album man
That's what you got for us today
Yo I think I could be a rapper yo
You could
Do it
Do it
Don't tell me
I might go on the stew
And get you know what I mean
Get a pen
Yeah do it though
Oh man
I'm going back to the
Eric Bellinger project.
It's Going Dutch.
It's with Sean Stockman from
Boys to Men.
Girl, you got your work in too hard Don't know what you're worth, buildin' from the dirt Girl, you got your work in too hard
You out here worry-bowlin' Only thing that we gon' split is your legs
Girl, you got your work in too hard I know the whole recap
Ain't trippin' on your past
That shit won't hold me back
I know your worth plus tax
I see your true potential
Tryna tie it, but into your mantle
Florence said it could be so simple
If he don't put you first, it ain't gonna last
Girl, you should be the last
Just say yes, I speak on your behalf
Girl, we got you working too hard Girl, we got you working too hard Girl, they got you working
Girl, they got you working too hard
Don't know what you worth, building from the dirt
Girl, they got you working too hard
You out here worrying about me
Only thing that we gon' spoon is your last
R&B, my
Ain't tryna sound like no groupie
Just the way you are, you move me
Superstar, I hope that you see
And if he don't, you should choose me
If there's a be-all and end-all
If there's a thrill I wanna provide
You deserve to be fly
You deserve the time I wanna provide You deserve to be fly
You deserve the time I wanna dedicate to you
If he don't put you first, it ain't gonna last
Girl, you should be priority
Just say, let's be gone
I just wanna speak for you if you love me too
You got your work in too hard
Girl, you got your work
She be like, she be like
I don't know what your work
Building from the stone of this place
I don't know what your work
You out here worry about it
Only thing that we gon' see
Is your legs
It's your legs
I'm a girl
I'm workin' too hard
I'm a girl
I'm a girl
I'm a girl
I'm a girl
I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl R&B, my new life.
New world.
Girl, you got your work.
Girl, you got your work.
Girl, you got your work. And it's Goin' Dutch, Eric Bellinger, and Sean Stockman, and Tank.
There's credit on there as well.
Shout out to them.
I like that song.
And shout out to Tank's podcast it's R&B pod
what does that shit Parks play?
what Parks play?
Jeep Rico
Jeep Rico
I'm familiar with him
I didn't ask you nothing
I'm just saying
I didn't ask you a thing didn't ask nothing so why are you telling me that you familiar with him. I didn't ask you nothing. I'm just saying. I didn't ask you a thing.
I didn't say your ass nothing.
I'm just saying.
So why are you telling me that you're familiar?
I'm familiar with him.
I know he's pretty.
Hey, stupid ego.
You're so stupid, yo.
I'm fucking let him strike.
I take my case to trial.
Hire the dream team. Robby Kardashian, Johnny Cochran on this part, yo.
I ain't gonna hold y'all. I got rifles with lasers Swing it just like the majors
Hit you right above Navel
Now you swimming in pavement
Gold medal
Y'all wanna talk about the Rolling Stone debuts list?
Oh man
I'm not
Cause I see what they trying to do
Yeah
Wait what was they list?
Top 100 debuts of all time
Debut albums?
That's right
All time?
That's right
So all genres?
All genres What was number one? I don't. All time? That's right. So all genres? All genres.
What was number one?
I don't remember.
You don't remember what number one was?
No, I'm not looking at no Rolling Stone list ever again.
We can't talk about it then.
I ain't talking about it.
I mean, we could have clowned Rolling Stone.
Well, we need to clown them by looking at the bullshit they put up.
No, because that's what they want.
They want you to promote it.
Number 16 was Cardi.
Where was Prince?
I'm not looking at the list.
I'm not looking for the list.
It's just funny that they keep making lists.
Where was Doggystyle?
Clearly them shits keep working.
That's all I want to know.
But they put Cardi in the top 13 albums ever made.
Where was Doggy Stag?
It was up there.
I don't remember where, but... Took you a long time to spell roll, man.
Come on, I'll end this shit. Nothing at all on the road to the riches bitches not tagging along
Respect my nigga boss and I'm flashing the chrome. I'm waiting to check titties
With number one? Huh? The Ramones.
The Rolling Stones is a fucking Ramones.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you a due farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Arpois.
So long.
Goodbye. Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Bye. farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye, ayy
bad bitches and deep boys, we bring em out if them niggas pussy, we tush em, we clean em out
remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
so let's make this one last as if it's all we have, ayy
work to Muhammad, that triple beam is heaven sick
riding through the jungles And that motherfuckin' elephant
That's a great dope shit
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women
Want you to teach them things
You know I got that work
Grab a apple, you might need it
Way the motherfuckers in
Made another meal
Got a nigga feelin' like Cassius Clay
Thriller and vanilla, nigga, won't you
Who is that today? Ale Bumaye Ale Bumaye I got a nigga feelin' like Cassius Clay Thriller and vanilla, nigga, walkin' poop his ass today
Ale Pumbaye, Ale Pumbaye Thank God that nigga seen another day
Ale Pumbaye, Ale Pumbaye
Alright, we gone, man, everybody enjoy the rest of your week
Shout out to the people blessed enough to be in a pool right now
Niggas gettin' their morning workout on,
all that good shit, man, we gone.
And left some beat on the end for you niggas to loop it.
Get your little eyes off?
Yeah, y'all ain't do nothing with it, or nothing to it.
Shame.
That's a shame.
No, it was smart to me, let alone.
Nah, somebody was supposed to hop on that
he left the beat there for him to do it
and they didn't do it
nah put something on there put something on there let's see pussy like that was the challenge in those joints
coming out it was only a select few that
had the guts enough to even
approach this shit well that record never got
its proper due anyway so I'm pretty
sure a lot of people didn't hear that record
more reason to do it
might be able to Bobby Schmurda this one now it's my beat
it's my beat now it's my song
before we go I just want to
hear the beginning
of the song again.
Get my people out them chains, nigga.
I mean handcuffs.
Time to man up.
Put my hands up.
Fuck you saying, bro?
Cause I'm a black man in the phantom.
Or is it cause my windows tinted?
Car cost $300,000 and I blow endo in it
You mad cause your daughter fuck with me on spring break?
Well, I'ma fuck with you on spring break