The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 560 | "Illusion Of Ice"
Episode Date: August 24, 2022On this week's episode, Joe exposes the photographers in Greece for trying to scam him (18:30). Next, the guys express their disdain for the new A.I. Rapper from Capitol Records (29:15). Ice speaks on... Fetty Wap's guilty plea for drug possession (59:55). Joe shows his boujee side when he's in the airport (1:21:00). The guys discuss NBA Free Agency and Kevin Durant's decision to stay in Brooklyn (1:40:40). Ish has a crush on Jeanie Buss (2:15:15) + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Tory Lanez - “H.E.R.// Are You Dumb” Ice | Paris Price - “One Call Away” Parks | Larry June - “Another Day, Pt.2” Ish | The LOX - “Terminator LOX”
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Every time I think we about to jump ish, it backfires on me.
Yeah.
That's happened before.
That's happened on wrong topics.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You jumping on the wrong topics.
Man.
What topics should I jump on?
I ain't going to do that.
So you'll feed me to the taxes, but you won't do that to, man.
Man.
Wow.
Essex County shit, yo.
Essex County.
Yeah.
Society. Y'all niggas never came to Jersey
Who what
What was I coming here for
What the fuck are you talking about
What was I coming here for
Let me ask you
Stop man
Leave me alone
You had no peppermint
Y'all trying to pick on me
Cause I'm going to Greece
That's it
I've been there before
You nailed it
Oops
That is what it is You know how you try to sit on your vacation Oh I've been there before. You nailed it. Oops.
That is what it is.
You know how you try to sit on your vacation?
Oh, I've been there before.
You heard him?
Yeah, that one's kind of hate.
That was hate.
Yo, he definitely can shit on you. I didn't do that.
No, yes, you did.
That was hate.
That was hate, yo.
Hey, Alex, you heard him?
That was hate.
He definitely been out there.
That was hate, dog.
He said, yo, y'all trying to hate on me because I'm going to Greece.
I've been there before.
Oh, that's where you're going first time?
I'm not hating.
First time?
Yeah.
That is hate.
That's not hate.
Why you do that just now?
Yo, you stupid.
No, tell the truth.
You said we hating on you for that.
What's your sign of hating?
Not we.
What's your sign again?
No, you hating.
But what's your sign again?
Human. This guy, man. what's your sign again no you hate it but what's your sign again human this guy man
I'm gonna google it
it's his birthday man
yo what's up
what's wrong with you yo
oh man
this guy
I'm not even here today
I don't know what's going on
it's not your version
No, cause I'm humble
I'm a humble king
I'm a humble king
And what's up
It goes
We don't believe in
Anything
We make it out alive
Mic check one two one two
Mic check one two one
Whatever
Tears on the mausoleum floor
Blood stains the coliseum doors
Lies on the lips of a priest
Thanksgiving disguised as a feast
Rollin' in the Rolls Royce police
Only the doctors got this I'm hiding from the police
Only the doctors got this I'm hot from police
Uh, cocaine seat
All white, I got the whole thing bleached
Oh, that's a drug man
Salutations
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from
Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Our business partners, associates
Nah man, it's getting me riled up now
You fucking made me mad
That was too smooth That was too smooth. That was too smooth.
And it's still summertime.
Virgo groove is in full effect right now.
Wait, we can't play Chief Keef? We can play Not Dat. I'm fucking scooped. Gonna put love to the zoo. Never told you never would've called you. I don't know, man.
Wait, we can't play Chief Keef?
We can play Not Dat.
Yeah, you got to turn your card in, bro.
It's hard.
You got to turn your card in.
It's cool.
Turn your card in.
But that's hard still.
It can be hard.
Turn your card in.
Oh, man.
What is going on?
Yeah, no.
Turn the card in.
Oh, man.
Fine. My nigga drama, man. Oh, man. Fine.
My nigga drama, man.
This is funny.
Fine, man.
Just to warm him up.
Wow.
I'm shocked at you.
I like that, bro.
Like it at home.
In Jersey?
No.
You shouldn't like that at home.
I'm shocked, bro.
Wait, you think I'm adopting these niggas?
Hey, let me...
Is that how I pray to myself?
I don't adopt none of these niggas.
My nigga drama, man.
I need you to give me some of that shit.
Just to warm him up.
And then they know what it was.
I hope these motherfuckers don't get high.
Get your pipes.
Get your gangsta grill.
Dedication, too.
Shout out to my friends my buddy that's the ak-47 make his neighborhood but it's like birds you can hear the bitches humming don't let that bird shit he got a weak stomach if y'all get this beat out the beat pack
what are y'all saying on it as rappers how do y'all approach this beat if you are a rapper
and you get this beat out of the beat bag you You hear this beat? Am I a good rapper or am I just a rapper? No, you're a good rapper.
Oh, then yeah, I'm trying to.
I'm talking cash.
Yeah, yeah.
All my shit is getting talked on that.
This beat says that.
Yeah, it does. This beat calls for that.
You're lying.
You rapped on it?
No.
This beat, you don't hear this beat calls for that.
This don't sound like a song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want no hook or nothing.
I'm getting my shit off on that. No, you hear me? I wasn't jumping like a song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want no hook or nothing. I'm getting my shit off on that.
No, you hear me?
I wasn't jumping on this shit.
This one, you let him go by.
No, you wanted him.
I would have jumped on it.
I think I was hating when this was out.
Not you. Not you, yo. I think I was hating when this was out. Shoot a nigga in his thigh and leg.
Not you.
Not you, yo.
I think I was hating.
I'm the sickest nigga doing it.
Bet that baby.
I hated anybody that came up here and said they were the best rapper ever.
Like, what, huh?
Get back, get back, boy, this a sick thing.
Yeah, you had to.
That's who I was.
Yo, that's a.
How did y'all, like, particularly him when he did it, though?
Because anybody jumped behind it and went with it.
Oh, so? No, I it, though, because anybody jumped behind it and went with it. Oh, so?
No, I'm just saying, as a rapper.
No, he had to.
All right, turn this off.
You know what I'm saying?
He ain't just saying it.
He said it in the middle of a run trying to prove it, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, bingo.
That's why it wasn't him.
He started being like, yo, you don't think so?
No, he.
70,000.
Yeah.
He said it.
He said it he said it and he said it a lot a long time before he started like he
started to prove it you just start going like over the course of years and he wouldn't rest
like you have to do you know i said this before you have to put that claim out there they're not
gonna put out there for you t.i when he did kick it itself same shit oh please many of these too
many of them r rushing put a claim out
and
they don't be
don't be shit
they don't be
the fans will put
I'm talking about
when the artist himself
throw a claim out there
and start backing
that claim up
there's very few
niggas that back it up
yeah
or even come close to
or even try to back it up
some of these
just say some shit
like he
I was wondering how you
I know how you took yourself
as a rapper
so when you heard that I know you was like i could rap better yeah but for me it was
but by the time he put out how to love it was like all right yo what the fuck are we talking about
you can do whatever the fuck he wants in that studio yeah you like that song I like that I love it yes I did
I love that record
and
even if I didn't
it cemented things
it was like
a laminate
that was
that was
late
that was late
way later
no but
I know
but that's when
I think
most of the rappers
even if you
were trying to fight it
said
okay when how to love enough yes just cause if you were trying to fight it said okay
enough yes
just cause if you could do that
if you could do that
no
it was never that
it was never that
give me the record that was that
I get it that that was different
but I'm saying this is
you talking about how to love came out in
what fucking year 11 11 this wayne run of i'm the greatest rapper alive is what oh so what
so so what about you so what about that run yeah so what about this run sure i get what you're
saying i've said niggas have did this run they didn't do it like this yeah i would say no one's
done that but niggas did yes they did not like no one
50 did this run
not like that he did
but he did the run
I don't care
he did it
Wayne did it huge
bigger
exactly
but niggas have done that run
niggas have had runs
yes
okay that don't make
this run don't make nobody say
you're the best rapper in the world
that's what I'm saying
I disagree
I think people were saying that
prior to How to Love.
Ice always talking about fan shit.
Who are you talking about?
You started this asking me as a rapper.
Okay, so you said...
You talking about fan shit.
I said How to Love cemented this for me
as an artist.
You didn't get it.
You're highlighting this run.
As an artist,
this run don't prove nothing to nobody.
Great for fans.
This run didn't make rappers say, oh shit, here comes Wayne.
Ask the rappers, y'all know.
Y'all ain't got to get it from me.
Y'all know rappers. No, no, no.
Name any rapper that you think is one of the greatest in the world and tell me why you think
they would run from this let me name run one that people don't talk about enough
you think tretch would hear this run and say oh shit he's the best rapper in the world
stop it yo stop it come on stop it stop it and how to love did that for you how to love did that for many of us
because it was so left yes yes and and it hit and the style song the style that was like a
country song down there it was like a country r&b rock we didn't even know what that was
and that was the single oh he's bugging's different from, we've seen a nigga sell millions of records
and then just try to outdo what he just did.
But we've seen, this was totally left field.
I understand.
This was just like, you could score from anywhere on the court.
That's what this was.
Gotcha.
The fact that it worked as well?
Or the fact that he just-
No, the fact that it was good.
Because he did Rebirth album prior,
which was like a-
The rock album.
A rock album.
He had, he's been in this sound,
different sounds before.
Not like that.
But you're saying How to Love was the record that-
Yes.
How to Love was beautiful. yes that How to Love was beautiful
like anybody
could sing that
sing that song
and it would be
beautiful
like
but for Wayne
to do it
yeah
super impressive
gotcha
I get it
and it made
Birth of Style
not for nothing
went a long way
in Birth of Style
I should say at least
Wayne is him yo
Wayne is him
and y'all cut my fucking intro
oh yeah my fault
I told my homies
don't kill him
bring the nigga to me
yeah
don't miss
you fucking with the hit man
kidnap a nigga
make him feel like a kid again
straight up
I ain't got no conversation for you
nigga talk to the cannon
Yeah, have a few words with the cannon. Yeah, tell it to my mother fucking cannon
Yeah, straight up ain't got no conversation for you niggas up to the cannon
Yeah, have a few words with the cannon. They could tell it to my mother fucking
Lucky I don't know how to smell
spell a milli
a m i l l i
not in this computer
no space a space
m i l l i
yeah
you might just not be ill
you ain't got no million, Miss Serrano
It's crazy, right?
Of course there's a million here
You just have Carter III
Don't fucking make me mad, Joe
It's a good thing you're here
Nay, nay
Daddy's back
Yay
Okay
C3
I think around this time it was understood
It was understood what was going on
Yes
This is how you play it
Lollipop in the air
Yeah
That run just took that nigga to outer space
To the out, mighty dollar
In the L, mighty power
Up, out loud, yeah
Sister, brother, son, daughter
Father, mother, loving coppers
Got the Mazerati dancing on the bridge
Trunk poppin', telecoppers
Ha ha ha ha
You can't get them, you can't stop them
I go by them goons, hoos
You can't beat them, then you pop them
You teaming them, then you mop them
Lollipop was his hard knock wife
Yeah
Alright mic check mic check
I'm not here
Great start
Great hip hop start
Shout out to Wayne
Young Money Cash Money
What episode is this?
560
Welcome to episode 560 of the Joe Budden Podcast
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host
Or lowly favored host
Or not humble
Or bougie
Or elitist
Or all these other things
These horrible things these guys say
And I'm here with some guys that say mean things sometimes, man
Parks is here, Ish is here, Ice is that say mean things sometimes, man.
Parks is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Corey's here.
Youngboy's in the back.
Yeah.
How's everyone doing?
I'm chilling.
I'm still hungover from Saturday.
Still.
How was it?
It was a good time.
It's Tuesday. Great time.
I know.
We went hard.
We had our anniversary party Saturday.
A little cookout in the backyard.
Friends and family
What time did it end?
It actually ended at a reasonable time
It was 5am
That's reasonable?
That's very reasonable
When it started?
For him?
Uh 5pm
The day before
For him that's very reasonable
Yeah usually yeah
Yeah
A regular Saturday I go till 6
So
5am on a celebration night, that's not bad.
They don't stop.
Yeah, I've learned my lesson about partying with Parks and them.
They don't stop.
You need like, all right, y'all, I'm out of here.
Y'all be cool.
You have to exit.
And there might be a shot in the way out the door for you.
Oh, no, there definitely is.
He one of them.
Okay. He said he's hungover from Saturday for you. Oh, no, there definitely is. He wanted him. Okay.
He said he's hungover from Saturday, though.
I mean, I'm just tired.
Sunday.
I'm not hungover.
Sunday.
I'm good.
You got it.
Still exhausted.
But it was a good time.
Well worth the exhaustion.
Glad you had a good time.
How about you, Ish?
Yeah, what y'all did this weekend?
All right.
Nah, the days be blurry, dog. I'm trying to think. I know I worked a little bit. Alright Nah
The days be blurry dog
I'm trying to think
I know I worked a little bit
But
I don't even really remember
Alright
Alright dog
What you want me to do?
Yo
What you want me to do man?
Salute
What you did?
I went to the beach.
That's all.
Which beach?
I kept it.
It was in Jersey.
I kept it local.
I ain't going nowhere.
Don't you call it Down the Shore?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's called Down the Shore.
Yes.
Trying to get my Jersey lingo right.
You know what I mean?
For the move.
Yeah, for the transition over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to say the wrong shit or play.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't do like he did.
Play that shit.
But nah, that's it. I ain't nothing else. You wrong shit or play. Yeah, yeah. Don't do like he did. Play that shit. But no, that's it.
I ain't nothing else.
You went to the beach, Dolo?
Went to the beach.
Nice.
It was sand at the beach.
So, you know.
I know.
Bought a little bucket.
Some shovels.
It's cool.
How about yourself?
So, episode 560.
How about yourself?
What you did?
Oh, yeah.
What you did, Joe?
Yeah, Joe.
Slept. just prepared for your
pending vacation
stayed in the house
relaxed
laid in bed
rolled around
chilled out
googled what to do in Greece
ain't no last minute shopping
huh
ain't no last minute shopping
I don't remember if I did that
the day is all
oh yeah
one of them days
but that's
yo stop
something light
something light
stop yo
it wasn't
couple of D.O.I. outfits
to go with the Birkenstocks
shopping
I shop
we not
yo moving on
y'all pay
we gotta have fun with you, yo.
We got to.
I know the short sets is on the way.
You know what I mean?
No, he got them.
Matching joints, too.
Of course.
Nah, him and hers.
Oh.
I think the manner in which you gentlemen choose to have fun is disgusting.
Oh, as opposed to your manner.
Oh, okay.
Got you. Got you, buddy. oh as opposed to your manner oh okay got you got you buddy
Dan the narratives we paint
of you being rich and happy
how dare we
nice Dior short sets
such a bad thing
pardon us
we gonna
someone start calling you broke
there you go
he's gonna correct you
thank you
I know
I'm gonna let him do it though
I'm gonna let him do it
I know I ain't going in
get off
practice right now He's going to correct you. Thank you. I know. I'm going to let him do it, though. I'm going to let him do it. I know I ain't going in. Get off.
Practice right now.
Oh, man.
Where we starting at, fellas?
What we got?
Oh, I thought that was a segue to my strong work ethic.
Nobody want to talk about that, huh?
Come on.
I'm playing around with y'all.
Where y'all want to start?
Where y'all want to start?
What's important?
Want to start with the virtual rapper?
That one seemed to have everyone in a frenzy. Oh, no, wait.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, my bad.
Rewind.
I do want to share with you, gentlemen.
Coming off y'all little narrative y'all are trying to paint on me.
Excuse me.
This is the point in your life where you'll always know that you are not too rich.
When you're mad at the scam.
Tell us more.
When you know the scam, but you're mad at the scam, then you know, all right.
Why are you mad?
Because it worked?
Well, why are you mad at this game?
I don't know.
You said you're mad.
No, this one I'm mad at.
Okay.
Which one?
Photographers in Greece.
Fan, you ain't trying to hire a photographer.
Of course he is.
What?
You got your fuck done.
No, look.
Not the anti-elitist.
What's elitist about that?
You're not going to bring your old photographer to Greece?
That's expensive.
Yo, what is going on here today?
I got a phone.
Yeah.
None of y'all are broke here.
I don't know what y'all doing.
Who said it?
Wait, who said somebody's broke?
I just always keep looking dumbfounded.
Yes.
We both are nuts that you...
Okay, okay.
He took the glasses off.
Okay, okay.
What, you want to get another pair?
Oh, I thought you was getting a pair.
Let me take some control here.
I can't even be on vacation.
Straighten this shit up around here.
Now, you fucking rat bastards.
Ish, of course I'm getting a photographer in Greece.
I said I was here to serve looks.
And there will be looks to be served.
Ish.
There's two of them.
It's not a couple's trip.
I'm stopping myself from going to get myself a birthday gift.
I mean, if we're just really going to talk.
I don't see the problem with that.
I don't see the problem with that at all either.
No, because I got to chill out.
Oh, your birthday gift is a little different.
Yeah, I know what it is.
I know exactly what it is.
See, and that's what I mean.
Like, I want to play for real, bro.
I want to go get my shit.
I'm a nigga that's going to say do it.
You got friends that's going to say do it.
Yeah, I'm going to tell you to do this shit.
Fuck that.
But hiring a photographer is kind of, you know my stance.
But a photographer is way cheaper than a watch.
I've never had a, I've been a few places.
How many?
I don't know.
A couple.
You hear him, right?
A couple.
I've never.
Were you serving looks no no let me
answer no what i'm saying
what i'm saying was you serving looks answer the question i wasn't going out of my way to do any of
that what i'm saying is i never it never even crossed my mind to hire a private photographer.
It didn't.
Seriously, I ain't even bullshitting you.
Because, I mean, when I'm going somewhere, I'm going there trying to explore the spot.
I'm really not trying to shit on niggas.
I'm actually, now that you mention it, Joe, it's kind of brilliant to hire a photographer somewhere.
So you don't have to do the photography for your girl who's going to make you sit there like a fucking idiot
on the beach and take a million pictures, all of which she's going to hate and criticize
you for.
Let me get a professional to do that shit so I can enjoy myself.
I actually fully approve of this.
So how long are you going away?
Like nine days.
He going to be with you how many?
Or she going to be with you how many?
Who?
The photographer.
Probably none.
Oh, because of the scam
prices.
I don't
remember where we're going, but it's none of my business.
It's a surprise anyway.
But in like
500 an hour.
Woo, excuse me?
He want to serve looks.
My 13 Pro Max going to serve all your fucking looks.
I'm going to put it in a little camera mode.
What's that little other mode?
Portrait mode.
Portrait mode.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll bring the selfie stick back for that.
Five on an hour.
Nigga, I'll bring this.
I'm bringing it.
Bro, we getting selfie sticks back out.
What you do is you go scout out all the places and the fits.
They know already.
Wait, and the resort says you can't bring in a photographer from outside the resort. That's swag. Oh. That's swag. That's the skin. That's the skin. That know already. And the resort says you can't bring in a photographer from outside the resort.
Oh, that's swag.
That's the skin.
Come on, come on.
You do look like Americans want to come over here
and play. You got some money?
You want to come over here and play?
Yeah.
Let me sit my broke ass down.
I got a drone you can borrow.
Yeah, nah. But if there's anybody
Listening in Greece right now
And you're a photographer
And don't mind being
Smuggled in this spot
I'll break
I'll break a rule
How they gonna
Stop me from
Bringing somebody to my room
That's my cousin
That's my cousin
Stefan
He just happens to
Fuck you talk about
He just happens to
Have a camera with him
And he's white
Hey look Tommy had a black Black brother. He's having to have a camera. And he's white.
Hey, look, Tommy had a black brother.
It's my cousin.
That's what we doing.
Yeah, I'm not going to.
I'm not, yeah.
Now, you can swing an hour or two.
I can get an hour or two.
Yeah.
Or I could just go wear all my outfits in an hour.
You ain't going to really get it all. That some That is some broke That's some wild shit
Shit
That's some wild shit
I'm not
Them niggas be knowing
The landscapes and all of that
They gonna be like
No no no no no
Come over here
There's a nice rock behind you
I'm getting me some pictures off
Nah man
Do the photographer man
It's coming
You're gonna be happy you did it
Cause like I said
When your girl is asking you
To take the pictures
And she's yelling at you
For not getting it right
Two hours a day yo
That's worth $500 all day.
She don't be smoking my pictures.
That's the other problem too.
It's only $1,500.
It's an hour.
You can do a lot in an hour.
No, you're going to have to do it for like
No, you can't.
You can't do it for nine days.
Don't you got 17 outfits?
You got night sunset.
You got the bright sun.
You got the shit over here.
You got the white buildings over there.
Two or three shoots over the course of the weekend.
You get it done.
I'm going to spend like five grand.
All right.
You're going to spend five grand.
Yeah.
I'm going to spend five grand.
Yeah.
I mean.
You're going to spend five grand.
Shit start to add up.
Many a man have gotten sick
when they slip that little
last day note under the door.
Oh.
Nah, it's fine.
Oh, man.
Hey, she in the room.
She in the room still sleeping,
chilling.
Nah, they don't do it
until about three. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they slide room still sleeping. Nah, they don't do it until about three.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they slide down before the break.
Yeah, but I wake up at about five.
I go look at that shit under the door and be like, what is this, man?
Yeah.
Shit, damn.
Who eats Pringles for nine hours straight?
Water.
What kind of water was this?
What?
Yeah.
Oh, you was doing.
Pringles was $27 a can for the whole can.
She drank the brown
and the light.
She just was a
maybe
I had a girl
one time saying
I said
yo why you don't
just go to the liquor store
so we could
she said
I like the travel side of this.
It's all those
the liquor stores too.
See?
See?
See?
I ain't make enough yet
cause
You gonna travel your ass out
Yeah
Yeah
Yo I hate when y'all get to lying
I hate when y'all get to lying
I hate when y'all get to lying
What y'all wanna talk about
What capital
Who they sign capital records
The artificial intelligence
I hate when y'all get to lying
And they
They finish the bottle too
That's the worst
They get the little The wine bottle finish the bottle too. That's the worst.
They get the little wine bottle at the hotel.
I'm tight.
Yeah, I'm tight.
No, I'm talking about the girl that's just going to try to drink the shit out the... Fam, them little ass things be like $20, $27.
But you...
Boy.
You don't go get a bottle from right there.
Right there.
No, you got to pay for it.
I pay for the bottle.
I don't want to pay for the joint.
I'm not paying for the shit, man.
All of it.
The whole fridge.
Gone.
$17 for the water that's in there.
My little sweet mouth.
And what room you in, man?
Because I'm putting this car on a valet in the room.
What room you in again?
Oh, sweet.
What's the name on that?
They be having exotic chocolate.
And that's why I'm going to cook y'all muffin and that other topic.
My dumb ass wake up three in the morning and want to eat the chocolate.
Not knowing that shit $32.
The last day.
Oh, you're there.
If you take out the refrigerator, period.
Bro, when you lift it up.
Once it triggers the little thingy thing.
Yeah, yeah.
That's on your tab.
Fuck that.
You're going to have a good time, buddy.
Peace and blessings.
I am.
And y'all going to see it.
I'm making a close friend.
Just for us.
Nah, you know what's funny?
Somebody who shall remain anonymous
and we'll move on from this funny somebody who shall remain anonymous and we'll move on from this
but somebody who shall remain anonymous
gave me some tips
as to why my Instagram page
is just stuck for 10 years
at the same number
cause they hatin'
always that
it always starts with the hatin'
no they said always that always it always starts with the Hayden no
they said
that
what did they say
they checked whatever they checked
they did whatever little
Carfax shit they do
and they said
that
I keep posting podcast stuff
on my Instagram page and there's nothing but stuff on my Instagram page
and there's nothing but women on my Instagram page.
They don't care about your podcast.
The fact they hate podcasts.
Yeah, it's one specific place.
They don't care about your podcast.
They go up when it's clothes.
They go up when it's family. They go up when it's family.
They go up
when it's the food.
They go up
when it's,
that's when your page goes up.
So.
So you're going to get
the nigga catch you
jumping off a cliff.
Angel,
you better not.
You know what I mean?
Now you're going to walk out
to the pool
with that Afro Beats
music playing behind you.
I'm going to go find that little, what's that big ass fist made of tree bark or some shit that all the tourist people go.
And it's surrounded by the mountains.
Y'all haven't seen it?
No, I don't know if I've seen that.
It's just a big ass fist.
And it's a tourist attraction somewhere.
And people go, Alex, find that shit for these gentlemen.
I've seen the face, the tree in the face.
Yeah, I've seen that, but that's not.
It's not the same.
Not a fist, but a hand, a big-ass hand.
Anyway, that's fine.
It's wooden?
No, not in Greece.
I think I've seen it.
I think I've seen it.
I think I've seen what you're talking about.
Yeah, y'all have seen that.
You was watching Game of Thrones.
I don't know if that's true.
I did watch Game of Thrones.
We'll save that for later. That shit right there, bong. Look at to see it, man. You was watching Game of Thrones. I don't know if that's true. I did watch Game of Thrones. We'll save that for later.
That shit right there.
Boom.
Look at that.
Oh, okay.
Where is that?
Yeah, that's like...
Oh, no, no.
No, that's China.
All right, come on.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
That's hard.
I'm going there.
Yeah, that's hard.
Yo, I don't post no pictures for my vacays.
I post...
Wonder why.
Wonder why you don't.
It's my business for my own.
My nigga.
Got it.
Keeping memories.
That's right.
That's right.
You live in the moment.
That's why.
I live in the moment.
I don't do it for the grand.
That's right.
Who you do it for?
For me, nigga.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Yo. I'm taking a
vacate from this
I'm taking a
vacation from this
you know what I mean
where would y'all
like to begin
the capital records
artificial
intelligence
signing
what does it mean
to who
you Jostradamus
why
why are they saying that
the comments are saying
that you predicted this
The right one's on the wall
We told y'all
This is what it was going
This is what's been happening
In music for the past
50 years
Not for nothing
Just a different progression
Yeah
Really
All this music is algorithm based
They just made a person
Out of it now
Well that's a bit different
That's a lot different
That's a very
That's a bit different
Because they drew a cartoon About it Yeah No Yeah That and What about the chipmunks? Well, that's a bit different. That's a lot different. That's a very different. That's a bit different.
Because they drew a cartoon about it?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
That and.
What about the chipmunks?
Is that a serious response?
I mean, kind of.
That's not self-sustaining.
Okay.
When you start getting artists that could come out and they're not real artists, nigga,
they're going to really start getting the back. Yeah, the Chipmunks didn't replace me.
They weren't in
the place of, one,
and two, they were
selling their little
Chipmunks business,
the little kid shit.
They didn't expect
people to grow up,
I guess, and well,
you got kids, so
good big deal.
Well, they gonna
put out 14 albums.
Yeah, they wasn't
doing that.
You didn't have to
compete with the
Chipmunks.
You didn't have to
compete with the
Chipmunks on a billboard.
I'm sure whoever was...
Who was they signed to?
They wasn't even 360s around back then.
No, it wasn't.
They took Alvin.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
I just think it's a little...
Nah, this is different.
This says something different.
It says...
Wait, there's a lot of things this says,
but I don't think that the fundamental manufactured music and making a mascot is particularly new.
California raisins.
Same shit.
Same shit.
It's different, yo.
Tell me how.
I see it different from a business standpoint.
Tell me how.
Please talk into the mic.
Think about this.
Artists that's not real.
Now, let's say the music hits nigga the label was basically getting a hundred percent profit you can have a writing team in a room all of us are writers
you can have one motherfucker that voices it but even now with with where ai is you might not even
need a real human being i don't might not even need a real human being
to say the
I don't know if there's a real human being
saying the parts
no they said it was
yeah it is
but they said it was
for now
yeah progressing
to where it can form its own shape
but dog so now let's just think
they'll get to a place
with technology
where a real human being
isn't even
mouthing the stuff
so now I don't gotta pay you
ain't no contract disputes
we see all these artists bitching
Now we gonna get some producers
A producing team in a room
We gonna hire the cheapest dudes
To come up with some fly shit
We gonna hire a group of writers
To come up with some fly shit
Now all the profit goes to the label
You're just describing what's happening
In the music business
Yeah
Artists are making money
And then the bigger the artists get
The more leverage they have to negotiate
So Cardi B might have came out And been getting robbed in the beginning are making money. And then the bigger the artists get, the more leverage they have to negotiate.
So Cardi B might have came out and been
getting robbed
in the beginning,
but once she blew,
she can go back
in that room
and say,
hey, I'm Cardi B.
Once the AI nigga blows,
okay.
The niggas that own the AI
that created that
gonna do this?
Not that same leverage.
They can.
This is our creation.
You signed our program.
That's what you signed. Instead of a person, you signed our program. Stay right there. But it's is our creation. You signed our program. That's what you signed.
Instead of a person, you signed our program.
Stay right there.
But it's still our shit.
And in technology, Ice, it is one follow the leader.
So now all of us got a program.
Nigga, your program ain't...
You ain't leveraging your program.
7,000 other programs out here.
There's 7,000 other writing camps out here.
There's 7,000 other groups of producers.
I agree with Ish and his point the difference in this and the past is you always needed an
artist yes even as a persona even if even if they wasn't getting paid even if they wasn't
the player in the red you always needed an artist from somewhere you needed to sell an image this
is the first time for me that i'm saying oh oh, that's what y'all are doing.
Y'all won't need an artist anymore.
But is the guy who created the AI guy an artist?
He might not be the front-facing artist.
No, he's an artist in his own right.
But what I'm saying is you always needed a person.
Girls liked LL.
They appealed to LL.
People like Jay-Z. people like ice likes jeezy like we like jeezy based on something other than just his music too okay a persona people identify
with the persona so when you get to a point where you don't need a forerunner person to get the
appeal the labels don't need humans no more and even to respond to that as a musician i wasn't uh
in a battle to get a record deal with the guy that comes up with tech what did y'all think
about the gorillas the band very good question nice i don't know what that is they were a band
of cartoons yeah they're a virtual virtual band hit band. Hit records. I need more. Lots of hit records.
Can you pull them up?
Gorillaz with a Z.
And this is, they were, what, the 90s?
Late 90s.
Yeah, it was, I think the dude's name was Danny Alvarez.
But you know what you just did when you said band?
What?
You added artists.
No, bigger than that.
The fact that, did you know who they were?
No.
And I didn't know who they were.
They have a lot of hit records, bro.
I'm not disagreeing.
What I'm saying is this.
The fact that two of the people in here never heard of them means that they didn't break.
They have platinum records, multi-platinum records.
So did the Raisins.
Signed to who?
I don't know.
I'll tell you right now.
Yo, stop it, yo.
What the fuck are you? A British virtual band, Gorillaz, consists of seven studio albums, three compilation albums, 11 extended plays, one remix album, and 42 singles.
Gorillaz was formed in 1998 by Damon Albarn of alternative rock band Blur.
Okay, these are musicians.
A musician.
No, and Jamie
is the co-creator of the comic book Tank Girl
in 2001. The band released their first
studio album. So this is an artist
and an artist, but a musician.
And an artist.
No, they just had a comic book. I mean, they just had a caricature,
but it was real people singing.
Real people creating the music, right?
I'm asking you because I don't know.
Yes. That's different. And how does that reply to what we're saying? I'm asking you because I don't know. Yes.
That's different. Then how does that reply to what we're saying?
That's not responding to what we're saying.
Did y'all just say that this kid is still a human's voice
at his current state at least?
Mm-hmm.
I don't see much of a difference.
I don't see much of a difference.
It's still human.
Oh, good point.
That's what I brought that up.
I see what you're saying.
How do you, you know,
to see what he is saying
would be to be stuck
in idiocy
where do you think
that's headed
yeah
eventually
that's why I said for now
that's why I said for now
and when they don't
come on
when they don't need
the voice anymore
you already don't need
the persona
you can give the fucking
AI thing muscles
that's brilliant
this shit got a
nose ring
and a tattoo on his face,
which is insulting.
It is.
There's a lot of insulting shit.
We can get to that part eventually.
Yeah, that's totally different.
I watched two of the clips
and I was like,
that's nuts.
Like, this just looks like
a cartoon video.
Yeah, why was y'all into this?
That's my question.
What type of weirdos was y'all? What is this? Gor don't know mob deep ain't this some shit these fucking these guys yo
some good music yeah okay so y'all still won't acknowledge mine no i'm agreeing with y'all that
is the next step that's where it's going to where the computer is gonna
come up with the whole shit
but what
me and Parks
kinda been saying
is this is what
they've been doing
they've been
setting it on this path
they killed music
by making it all
algorithm based
and now they're
killing the artists
by using the same
algorithm where we
don't need
nothing anymore
and making the artists
kill each other
literally
that part now if you wanna talk about some of the that shit that's going on with this I'm 100% with you nothing anymore. And making the artists kill each other. Literally.
That part.
Now if you want to talk about some of that shit
that's going on with this,
I'm 100% with you.
But as far as them
using a caricature,
they even did it
with actual humans.
A lot of pop stars
weren't singing on their own songs.
They definitely weren't
writing, producing,
or doing any of their own shit.
They were just a face
that looked pretty.
Really?
Yes.
Matters none
because somewhere
on the tree of that record is a Really? Yes. Matters none because somewhere on the tree of that record
is a musician.
Somewhere.
And a tour has to go on
with the artist.
I'm not talking about
the front facing of anything
or writing camps
or people with teams
or big budget.
I'm not cool.
Somewhere along the line
you'll need a musician.
Somebody is feeding their family
from the part that they played
in this song.
Not just the front person.
You will not be able to say that necessarily with this.
You won't know that anyway.
Or your value will drop.
This is taking, this is taking, this is, this is going to fuck things up.
This is taking humanity out of you.
I mean, it's already fucked up.
Bro, this is E-Z Pass.
When the E-Z Pass showed up, niggas lost their jobs at the toll booths.
That's what this is.
Yeah.
That is true but
it's every
damn near every
form of
shit that's going on
in the country
so when you could take
and
they're computerizing everything
and artificially create
nah he gonna fuck y'all up
when his single drop
creativity
cause he gonna take
ooh whose swag
he gonna steal
nigga you ain't seen
this shit
dog he has a oh he's he's got a Ooh, whose swag he going to steal? You ain't seen this shit.
Dog, he has a... Oh, he's...
Oh, no.
He's got a record with Gunna.
He got a song with Gunna.
Ooh.
That smells fishy.
Yeah.
That smells...
Dog.
Maybe it's the timing of this.
This smells like y'all left something in the garbage can.
Did somebody spill something?
Is the gas on?
Something is smelly about this
I'm trying
this is
well where's the kid
where's F
FN Mecca
where's the robot
show me the robot
don't keep showing me Gunner
show me the robot
I can't show you the robot
nah
then don't show me
he in there somewhere
I'm sure
nah
I don't think he in there
oh man
that's ill
oh man
he's fucking artists.
I'm out of here.
Don't show me no more of this.
And y'all want me to put an album out.
We've lost the game.
That's crazy.
Oh, no.
All right, Alex.
Cut it off, goddammit.
So you could just basically have the robot.
I can't believe that Ice and Parks are not up in arms with us.
I'm not up in arms.
Yeah.
They said the same thing
about the drum machine, bro.
People ain't saying
an actual fucking note
without auto-tuned
except for a tiny majority.
This shit already
all computerized.
Everything's being replaced.
Everything's pushed
through an algorithm.
I hate all that shit.
Right.
But it's already here.
I'm not up in arms
because it's been happening
with everything else.
They found a way
to do it with everything.
They won't reply to my point.
What's your point?
Let me hear you.
I'll reply directly to it.
What's your point?
It's still an artist
at the end of that.
It's still a human being
at the end of that.
Yeah, you didn't have to worry about...
Even if you brought Rihanna in
and you helped her voice
with some synthesizers
or some autotune
or if you had any artists,
I ain't saying Rihanna,
I'm just picking somebody randomly,
but it's still Rihanna i'm just picking somebody randomly but
it's still rihanna at the end of that this shit right here eliminates that's it and i don't want
to go us to go in circles but every time y'all have to respond to that y'all skip the main part
of that point i'm i'm responding to that by saying i'm not surprised i'm not up in arms because i've
seen it happen with everything else in the world yes that's
why I'm not up in arms this is kind of inevitable it's happened with a fam I
remember talking to a bunch of truck drivers there we go there was like yo um
y'all see the all computers taking over all of this shit well the one thing that
won't be touched is is the truck drivers because you need a truck to drive it a
to B guess what they got self-driving trucks they got automated shit to automate from from coast to coast but and i was up in arms over that
guy i was up in arms too but i'm not a truck driver no as were they but i'm just saying
once you see shit like that when they start automating creativity dog that's crazy to me
they had the robot doing the painting shit and they were selling the paintings
and it was artificial intelligent randomized paints of splot painting shit, and they were selling the paintings. And it was artificial intelligence, randomized paint splashes or whatever, and they were selling paintings.
There's no artist because it's a computer that's just randomly doing shit.
So then why are y'all not up in arms?
What the fuck am I going to do about it?
Be up in arms.
I choose my fights, man.
Fight the fight with us.
No, that's crazy. That's just my opinion. That's where we're fights, man. Fight the fight with us. No, that's crazy.
That's just my opinion.
That's where we're headed, bro.
But see, some stuff you can't automate.
You can't automate creativity and artistry.
In my opinion, that's crazy to me, B.
You saying you can't.
They showing you you can.
And we prepped for this by making everything algorithm-based,
by prepping everything streaming-based,
where we can fudge numbers and we can just hit a button and make shit happen.
Bro, everyone sounds the same as it is now.
There's barely a difference between motherfuckers that are humans right now.
Did you hear the shit that was recorded by this?
No, I did not.
I didn't.
I don't even know if I want to.
So now, let me ask you this. Y'all want me to check the robot if i want to but so now let me ask you this y'all
want me to check the robot out so now let me ask you this i have to check just to hear if this
shit sounds like something and i what does it sound like i'll find it for you guys talk we're
gonna take that farther right so it's not like old boy whose name we'll never say even ice talking
about oh hell no i used to talk about like they just replaced him I used to talk about a painting
Right
Yeah
So let's take it deeper
When you
Talk about the
Robot painting
That's being made
How do we put a value on that
So now the company
That got all the steak
And all the bullshit
Now that robot painting is made
And it's worth two million dollars
Whereas
Our company painting is going to be
trash.
No, no, no, no, no.
They inflating money.
They basically creating money.
How could you even hear that and not
stand with the issue myself?
I don't want to dance in circles, but...
I'm with you. I don't like it. I'm just not surprised.
I'm not supporting this shit.
But I think even the nigga that he sounds like was manufactured and made up.
Yes, it was a person at the end of the day, but that's the path we've been on.
Now they just found a way to take the person out.
So when will enough be enough?
What field will they have to take a person out of completely for y'all to...
Y'all didn't stand with the farmers.
Ron, we done.
Y'all didn't...
Yeah, I'm over it.
It's bad.
It's over.
We're not standing with nobody.
It's bad.
It's not even about standing.
Like, it's gotten so far.
What the fuck could you do?
That's all I want to know.
What could you do about this?
You got all the most powerful entities in music
are going to be behind this shit.
Nigga, fuck that.
What the fuck you going to do?
No, fuck music. When that shit starts to be sold on shit. Nigga, fuck that. What the fuck you going to do? No, fuck music.
When that shit starts to be
sold on the stock market
and when it starts to be...
You get what I'm saying?
Like, it's just going to go
deeper and deeper and deeper.
There you go.
What's next?
A politician?
What's next?
You get what I'm saying?
Yes.
You get what I'm saying?
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't accept defeat
as easily as y'all.
No, I'm...
I don't. I don't like it. So do something'all. No, I'm... I don't.
I don't like it.
So do something then.
What do we do?
That's what we do.
It starts there.
That's true.
It starts with what do we do?
Not we can't do a thing.
This is disgusting.
But man.
This is disgusting.
I don't think anybody needs to support this.
I don't give a fuck how good the quality of the music is.
I don't think nobody needs to support it. I don't give a fuck how good the quality of the music is. I don't think nobody needs to support it.
I'm saying, but that could be improved upon.
You know what this is?
Huh?
This is, in part, my beef with the networks recreating real-life characters for their biopic while the person is alive saying hey that's my life
this is partly my beef here i see it so it gets a little deeper because but let's start with the
fact that the creators of this is white or white people or maybe a white man duh and he uses the
n-word and racial imagery. I just sent Alex a screenshot
from his quote-unquote Instagram.
They said it was N-word crazy. I don't know if he'll
be able to put it up, but
it's him in a
what appears to be a jail cell being beaten
by a cop, and the caption reads,
police brutality. What should I do?
This guard keeps beating me with his baton because
I won't snitch. I ain't no rat.
Life in prison is so depressing.
I wish I could get out and start
making fire music again.
Even that right there is a move.
They making a mockery, y'all.
But all the buzz about it, make the page private.
So now if you want to see what's going on over here, you got a request.
Now we running up as followers.
Fuck him.
Let's attack it. All of this shit is games.
They playing right in front of everybody's face.
For it to be owned by some white man that is misappropriating our culture, that shit is disgusting.
But you know what?
I'm glad this is happening because music has been owned by white people who've been misappropriating our culture, but they were just letting us do it.
You're right.
And nobody was mad.
Somebody was getting upset.
Now you see this's now now you
see this and now you can get upset people was getting a check for it though right so people
you're right i'm not disagreeing with you you're right but it was a level of acceptance because
people were still getting money and still being able to take their families out of bad situations
now once you start fully digitalizing whatever the word may be hip-hop who the fuck is getting
money other than those people ain't nobody taking their family out to projects just like when all
the presidents was wild and then trump came it was like oh we gotta do something
this look at dude that says something they even want the fake people to be racist.
Holy shit.
They made them like.
Racially ambiguous.
Think about that.
Listen, don't racially impedestrious me.
Niggas, you racist.
Don't start pulling out all these phrases.
That's crazy. They made the robot be the N-word.
Yeah.
A lot of times.
Oh, man, yo.
And he got a deal.
If I'm a starving artist out there.
You tight.
I am livid.
You ain't see the nigga put the ice in it then.
I'm not talking about this dude no more, yo.
It makes a watch come out.
He think y'all are idiots.
Look.
Look, he think y'all are so stupid.
Ooh.
He gonna win, too.
All of this is an insult.
I'm out of here.
No, it's all super insulting.
I'm out of here.
I can't look at this.
It was like slapstick comedy.
Yeah, come on.
Come on, stop.
Look what they did.
Culture. Come on. Come on with your C come on Come on stop Look what they did Culture
Come on
Come on with your C word
Come on
Where's y'all C word
Who it belong to
They showing you
I told your man
That the other day
Same shit
This is in line
With that to me
They favorite C word
It's in line
With that to me
But this is what we get for allowing
a bunch of fucking copycat bullshit for all these years.
No, I just think it's
what we get for even once we started
getting the money, we ain't take what was ours.
That too. We bought cars and shit
instead of going back and reinvesting
and taking something that we created
and kicking their ass out.
We sold it to them and now
they running wild with it.
That's it.
No other way to put it.
What you gonna play Outstanding
because that was sad.
That was sad right there, dog.
No bullshit.
Real humans, real instruments.
Damn, yo.
We gonna do that too.
Look what y'all sellouts did.
Damn.
The robots are coming now.
With a Takashi blueprint.
Oh, shit.
That's the...
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Makes sense. It does. Shit test it. That's the oh my goodness gracious That I could love you right In a special way God did
Khaled's track list is out
18 records
Okay
Your usual suspects of
Is this Friday?
This is coming?
Um
I'm not sure
Yeah Okay this Friday So I'm not sure Yeah
Okay this Friday
So I'm going yes
Yeah I'm going yes
He has everybody
Drake, Ross, Wayne, Hov
There's a Kanye West and Eminem record
Produced by Dre
That's interesting
Yeah
It says remix too right?
Yes use this gospel remix Did you hear the original? Yeah It says remix too right? Yes
Use this gospel remix
Did you hear the original?
I don't think so
Maybe
I'm not the best with song titles
I see a future in SZA records
So
I'll be tuned in
I'm running right to that
I mean he got the winners on here
No doubt
He always does
It's Khaled
That's what he does
Yeah it's Khaled
You know you're gonna have the winners on here. No doubt. He always does. It's Khaled. That's what he does. Yeah, it's Khaled. You know he's going to have the winners on here.
And some of this stuff, we definitely going to listen to it.
Of course.
I think it'll hit.
Yeah, he's going to have a couple on there.
He always does.
No question.
What'd you say?
You going to bump it in?
For sure.
All right.
Okay.
I just hope it's good music.
Again, that's been my only knock on Cali.
It's just been more the names than the music.
So I hope these are some good songs.
I see a couple.
The Lil Durk, 21 Savage, Roddy Ricch.
You all know me.
Nardo Wick and Kodak.
On paper, these look amazing.
I just hope it translates on actual songs.
That these streets know my name,
that's one I'm looking forward to hearing as well.
The reggae record.
What else came out?
What's coming out?
I don't know if anything else is coming out Friday.
Not that I'm hip to.
That's a good question.
Cal got it to himself.
All right.
I think.
Unless somebody shock him.
Yeah.
I don't think we got no surprises about it.
No way.
You know what?
It seemed like that AEG versus Young Thug that you was talking about might be suitable
coming off that AI shit.
Mm-hmm.
be suitable coming off that AI shit.
Mm-hmm.
AEG suing
Young Thug for
a breach of contract.
AEG being the concert
promotion. Yes. They
signed
for his exclusive
touring rights
as well as
a couple of other
rights they tried to get from him.
YSL.
I think it was merchandise in there as well.
But he was,
according to the lawsuit,
after signing with AEG,
he continued to tour
and do shows, et cetera,
on his own.
Okay.
Which, if they have
exclusive
yeah like
which I thought
was going to happen.
But
if he signed
exclusively with them
like they're supposed
to control all of his touring.
Ah okay.
That's it.
And you guys
stand on what side of this?
I don't really know
the details.
So it's hard for me to judge.
We're working with the details
that ICE provided.
Despite having granted
AG exclusive rights
to promote
William's concert performances,
immediately failed
and refused to honor
their respective obligations
under the 2017 artist...
All right.
Okay, so
they're suing him for whatever money he made, whatever
percentage he made from the shows that he
did without them? It's a six million.
They sued him for six million.
Oh, so he did
a lot of shows. And it
says here
AG is seeking five million plus
interest and has also claimed that Young Thug
put parts of his
intellectual property rights into the agreement as collateral. Whoa. million plus interest and has also claimed that young thug put uh put parts of his intellectual
property rights into the agreement as collateral whoa let me rewind that sentence as a result of
this hold on i gotta rewind that aeg is seeking five million plus interest and has also claimed
that young thug put parts of his intellectual property rights into the agreement as collateral. What the fuck?
So now they're coming to real life.
AG is seeking to take control of
YSL Brands, portions
of his publishing catalog, as well
as Young Thug trademark to recoup
the advance. Oh, please.
What? Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it how?
What do you mean stop it?
I'm not getting none of that shit.
For five million too?
Yeah, stop it.
What are you talking about?
If you put it off for collateral.
Not five million though.
Yeah.
How much of YSL or Doug's catalog do you think is five million?
Not very much.
Very tiny.
Yeah, you can have a single.
Yeah.
You can have one of my B-level singles.
Oh, okay. So you said to cover the five million, you ain't getting all this. You're not getting of my B-level singles. Oh, okay.
So you said to cover the $5 million, you ain't getting all this.
You're not getting all this.
Are you crazy?
That's when you ask for absorbing an amount of shit.
Yeah.
And we settle.
Yeah.
Your settlement will be low.
Yeah, it'll get a couple million.
It'll be low.
I think that $6 million is low that they gave him for his touring rights.
I think that's low.
We don't know what the duration of that is.
I don't care what it is because he quickly learned that too
which is why he started
doing his own shows on the side.
I saw an article with him years ago
where he was saying
just to book him as an M.
Who?
Oh, now you're snitching.
No, I'm saying back in the day
this was public.
He did an interview
and they was asking him
how much it cost to book him
and he was like
an M is like a favor.
Even if that's
a lie and you
chop him down to half of that.
Half of it.
I was hearing 3 for $1,200.
Yeah, you do a couple shows.
If I get a quarter million
a show, that $6 million better
get out of my face.
So that's why I was confused
as to why
with that standing
you would then
throw in your
IP as well.
We don't know
the definitive
because it could have been
for five shows,
ten shows.
You never know.
Like,
could have been
for one year.
And I don't like
AEG doing this now
while he fighting the case.
See,
that was the part.
I don't like them
doing that now.
This also seems like
the most opportune time to're getting ready for trial yeah
go ahead we feel sympathetic to that they don't they don't give a fuck about him and they don't
know when he going if he goes away god forbid you know i don't want to speak on that but from a
business perspective let's say he happens to go have to sit up
they want their money now i was speaking as a citizen oh yeah yeah yeah presumed you to be
presumed innocent true so they can run their business how they see fit it's not my place
but you to be presumed innocent i'm getting ready for trial i don't have a fraction of attention to
pay over here now that i have to and they happy about that too because now you
Can't devote your attention go ahead and settle
Well, the one thing is his this particular trial is for October of 2023
He goes a trial for the Rico case in January 2023
So it's tomorrow. I know that but I'm just saying like he
That can get you guys over 2023 tomorrow. Yeah. No, I'm just saying Like he That can get October 2023
Ain't tomorrow
Yeah
No I'm saying
The Rico shit
Is January 2023
That shit is tomorrow
October is gonna
Creep right up
After that
Fucking January trial
Yeah no
But again
The more pressing trial
Is in January
Dog
You fighting for your life
Now
A lot will be different
By October 2023
Yeah
Sure
In some way shape or form
I never heard of someone
putting up collateral like that.
Maybe I'm...
We're not that rich yet.
Yeah, I guess so.
Well, your IP
carries a collateral.
What's the collateral
in lieu of?
Intellectual property.
Or in case I don't
fulfill my end.
If I don't perform.
Like, he ain't been on me.
It's like a house.
You put your house up as collateral.
I understand what collateral is.
No, I'm saying if you don't pay the mortgage,
we coming to get that.
If you don't perform whatever you had to perform
per the terms of this agreement,
we coming to take that.
That's the collateral you put up.
It has a value.
No, I understand it has a value and all that shit
I just never
I get what you say
in this type of a deal
why are you
why am I putting up
why am I putting up
collateral
but I guess
it's to back the deal
they gave him an advance
we don't know how
them conversations went
honestly
keeping it a buck
we don't know what
they might have heard
was on
was coming down the pipeline
but no they gave him
and it's like
yo we heard
you're a little hot.
So the advance, you got to put up some collateral.
I spent that, dog.
I spent it.
The lawyers might have got that.
Sorry.
Spent it.
Get it back in blood.
Get it back from Judge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That shit going right to default, buddy.
I don't know know but they wasting time
they wasting precious ink
putting this little story out
don't even
don't look for my public support
no you got
game is the game
yeah
no no it's not yeah
if I'm potentially going up
nah you do with that debt what you may
yeah fuck that I ain't going up. No, you do with that debt what you may. Yeah, fuck that.
I ain't thinking about that shit.
Not right now.
I got way more important shit on my mind.
Talking about some touring rights.
Get your leeching ass out of here.
Seems a little nasty.
The timing just threw me off.
When I saw that, I'm just like.
I think Ish is right, though.
It's nasty to us, but for the business side, that's probably.
They looking at it like, oh, shit.
We might be fucked up.
Let's follow us.
I've been figured out.
I don't always want to.
It's just maturity on topics.
It's just like grandfather, father, grandfather, potter.
Yeah, fuck out of here.
Just mature.
Yeah, but I don't know.
Give us a chance to fucking get there in life.
I ain't there yet I tell y'all quick
I got some work to do
oh man
I got a little bit to go
that's hilarious
but um
did y'all hear
what happened with
Fetty Wap
in his case
unfortunately yeah
yeah man
the guy
he pled guilty
to the charge of
conspiracy to possess
and distribute 500 grams or more of cocaine.
Of course, probably done to avoid trial.
Yeah.
Which generally happens.
And I believe this charge carries a minimum of five years.
And it goes crazy.
Thank you.
Nah.
Actually, it's between 87 and 108 months.
You said minimum five years.
Minimum is 87 months.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, but that don't make sense.
Five years.
Well, prayers to him.
Yeah, I'm hoping he gets the least amount of time possible. Especially with the fed shit. Prayers to him yeah I'm hoping
he gets the least amount
of time possible
especially with the Fed shit
prayers to him
it's Jersey
so y'all know me
I'm Jersey Jersey
all day
so
yeah shout out to Feddy
his whole team
that's
that's
sad and unfortunate
but on the bright side
I mean
five years is better
than whatever
he was facing.
Put that shit behind you.
Yeah.
No?
Go ahead.
Nah,
my brain just started
running down a rabbit hole
that,
uh,
we can cut it if you want,
but
it's just,
it's just niggas,
um. That's what my neck, whatever was in my head started with. Hey, we can cut it if you want But It's just It's just niggas That's what my neck
Whatever was in my head
Started with
Hey we can cut this
Go ahead
Nah it's just
It's just to me
This is just somebody
Making a shit ton of money
Off of this boy
You know what I'm saying
And he didn't necessarily
Make the money he
Should've
Potentially made
To where he
Even had to resort to doing
shit like this at this point. He should have been
out of here. Yeah. You see what I'm saying?
His music career should have been gone.
There's no rate in God's green earth
that he should have been touching some Skag, some
Coke, some nothing at this point in his life.
At all. I agree with you 100%
there. While his catalog or whatever
music he made is still out here making
other people millions of dollars.
I think that's horrific.
And as we talk about a million times, that is the music business.
So again, shout out to him and his family.
I know we're going to rep the Jersey shit, but that's sad to me.
It is sad.
Very sad.
That was my angle.
Yeah, that's sad.
As well.
Like, this whole story is angle. Yeah. As well. Like, this whole story is sad.
Yeah.
Word.
Like, dog, he did it.
You ain't supposed to have as many hits as he got.
He did it.
Yeah.
No, he did it.
He did it.
Like, he beat the game.
You know what I'm saying?
And got dragged back in.
That's crazy to me.
I'm going to have to go back and watch his interview with Academics.
It was recent? Yeah yeah he discussed it he discussed some of his financial decisions at the time as peak I heard some of like he was buying everybody
cars yeah he did a lot of a court from him he did a lot mm-hmm for people or just a lot. He was just doing a lot.
Damn.
Look, he said he knew he was falling off
because he woke up and didn't make 100 grand that day.
So at some point,
he was making over 100 stacks a day.
There's no reason this boy should be touching
a half a bird.
But if you can,
and this is all for him,
this is just something about us in general,
our people.
If you can make all the money in the world,
if you don't have any money management skills,
it's over.
No matter how much money you touch.
But off of,
I don't know,
the royalty game.
You won't learn money management skills
if you don't get some money.
Good point. Good point. You won't learn money management skills if you don't get some money. Good point.
Good point.
Get a man his money
and let him make
whatever mistake
he was supposed to make.
Maybe he comes back
around the corner
a little more knowledgeable.
And I don't know any of this.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, I'm with this.
That's...
No, you know...
This music business.
It's disgusting bro
The more I
Learn it
Yeah
Get faced with it
I don't even see
How y'all wanna
I don't see how y'all
Did this shit for 20 years
This shit's
This worse than the streets
You can't even whip
Nobody's ass enough
In the street
You can catch a nigga
In the back alley
And beat the shit
Extort him.
This shit here different.
The niggas that stealing your money, you ain't even going to know where they live.
You ain't going to know who they is.
You can't even steal on a nigga.
Motherfuckers will sue.
Motherfuckers will sue.
That's crazy, dog.
This is some other shit.
And you got to fight the new robots they signed.
Right.
You know, that fuck gave me crazy.
And the robots. Too much to fight the new robots they signed. Right. You know, they're fucking crazy. And the robots.
Too much to fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, y'all can have that music industry shit.
Good luck.
Word.
It's going to be a cooking podcast, I'm telling you.
Hell yeah.
I made some lamb the other day.
Oh, yikes.
I'm going to get my shit.
Damn, you got yikes in my eye. No, I'm just saying, yikes. I'm going to get my shit. Damn, you got yikes, Ma.
No, I'm just saying,
yikes to how your cooking podcast started.
We got to work on our beginnings.
All right, man.
Prayers up to Fetty and his family.
Definitely.
Just hope it's all right, man.
Yeah.
We hope it's all right.
Twitch will now let partners stream on YouTube and Facebook.
Rob, open up that closet.
Throw me my cape.
Thank you very much.
Now, how would you gentlemen like to approach this topic?
Love this.
I love it.
Round of applause.
You're a Twitcher.
I'm a Twitch streamer.
I love it.
I'm an amper.
A cousin.
A cousin of yeah
Yes
Yep, wait, I got my cape out there
Best cape in there brush out escape longest flowiest
The texture shit on yours it ain't nice. I'm telling I'm telling you I sure ain't him. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Ice, you ain't in Bottega getting the cape. I'm telling you something, Ice.
My Amazon cape run long.
It do.
A little thick.
Leave it alone.
Got you.
Elitist.
Get the photographer, man.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
How about that, nigga?
Add your cape on for the photographer, nigga.
No, this is great, though.
This is great.
Yes, it is.
Because you can not feel...
I don't know if people were obeying that rule.
Were they strict on it?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
So, basically, if you had a Twitch deal...
If you had a Twitch deal or a deal with one of those services,
you couldn't get on
Facebook and Instagram live
Ice is trying to avoid these questions
no I'm asking could you not do that
I don't know
it was discouraged
they didn't want you over there
it was frowned upon
frowned upon
but you can't do it simultaneously correct you's you can't that's you can't you
can't stream live see what people were doing was live on twitch and then taking clips of their
twitch stream and then uploading to youtube stuff like that they're talking about live streaming
right now so like you can go on facebook live or IG Live, YouTube Live.
You weren't supposed to be live anywhere else.
I see.
That makes sense to me.
That makes sense.
All the sense to me.
Yeah, but it was something that wasn't industry standard for a while.
Like, yo, we paying you to be over here, and you're going to go over there and get a piece. Now people have learned or come to grips with
you get more visibility
by letting your people go to these
other places.
One and two, if you let your people
go get the money elsewhere, they might not
just bang all on your door for it.
Right.
Also true. I just think the visibility piece
probably in a business sense makes more
sense make these niggas popular they get super duper popular over here they could come over here
and bring some of that audience and we're gonna get the money makes sense and if you do right by
your people then when you let them leave they'll sing your good graces when they go yeah i know i I know I know audience how do you know but yes that is a fact
and there's a value to that
I love this
like personally
do you think you will utilize other platforms
yes I'm trying to build all the way
across the board so that if
let's say Twitch goes down tomorrow something happens
okay cool I still have this
not that they ever would
just an example.
I don't want to put all my eggs on one platform anywhere.
So if something happens here, I got this.
If something happens there, I got that.
People say that and they never open the fridge and spread their eggs all around the fridge.
I did not understand that.
You have to see one person go.
Everyone keeps the eggs
in the egg basket
in the exact same place
it's in the same basket
every time
it is
I'm just saying
no you're right
it is
oh man
who came up with that
they did
eggs in the basket
you know it was them
I get it though
if the basket breaks
but that's when you was
carrying shit in the basket
you think somebody left the market and moved some of them over here and some of them over there I'm a the basket breaks. But that's when he was carrying shit in the basket.
You think somebody left the market
and moved some of them
over here and some of them
over there?
I'm a leader.
Huh?
What?
Nigga left the market
and put some of them
over here,
put some of them
over there.
Put all my eggs
in that bag.
Put some in the bag
with the bread,
put some in the bag
over here.
Separate my eggs.
I'm in the leaders
at that register
when they act like
I don't need bags.
And no, I didn't bring my own bags. Oh, no. I'm going to don't need bags and no I didn't bring my own bags
oh no
I'm gonna take it
a step further
I didn't bring my own bags
and I'm not bagging this shit
I'm not touching the bag
my days
my days are touching the bag
you bag your own shit
I bag my own shit too
I'm not
they be disrespecting
me and shorty
be looking right at each other
all the food right there
they'll put the peppers
on the bottom of their
yeah they just be
rushing doing dumb shit I might grab the bread when I'm pushing the cart outside They'll be looking right at each other with all the food right there. They'll put the peppers on the bottom of their eaters. Nah.
I might grab the brain.
When I'm pushing the cart outside,
I get off the sidewalk,
see So down there,
damn near by Target,
and just push the cart all the way.
Whee!
Like a little ride.
And So gets out and catches it?
He's out already. He be trying to walk toward me,
so I save him some time.
You ain't got to walk toward me, man.
You got a family that loves you.
Just catch the speeding cart.
And I'm not humble.
I'm not humble.
Just catch the speeding cart, why don't you?
It ain't going that fast.
I know.
Just break a knee.
He catch it every time.
I bet he do.
That's my man.
Getting that check.
You revert everything back to a check.
He ain't going to do it for free.
How do you know?
You think someone will be out there
catching your speeding cart
full of peppers?
Tell him,
I ain't got you next month,
but come catch this cart with me, though.
I believe he'd be there.
I believe he'd be there, too.
He'd be there.
Because he know that following month
he going to get some straight.
I ain't got you no more.
Wait, Fabian?
Wait, what'd you say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like you said,
if you love something,
you would do it for free.
So if you love catching this cart,
I ain't got to pay you to do it.
I don't have, you know, I ain't got it no more.
But let's go to the soil. Once you start paying your taxes like the right way, that's really the scary.
That's what's scary.
Like taxes make you scared to not make what you made last year.
And they got little shit that they put in there in case you don't make what you made last year.
Y'all ain't see them break down 300 grand a year no no do it for me wait
who broke it down i could break it down for you right now they broke down uh three hundred thousand
dollars a year 250 they broke down 250 new york? New York. Ooh. Bruh.
It ain't funny, dog.
I swear.
They broke it down.
They started with 250.
Then they start, boop, boop, boop.
What'd you end up with?
They took, out of 250, they took 132 grand in taxes.
What's the rate?
State federal rates.
Out of 250, they started off at 250, 350.
Pardon me. Federal taxes was 92 $350,000. Pardon me.
Federal taxes was $92,000.
State taxes was $25,000.
Social Security was $9,000.
Medicaid was $6,400.
State disability was $30,000.
Family leave was $424,000.
Your total tax burden was $132,474.
Which left you with $217,000. Out of $350,000. Out of $350,474, which left you with $217,000.
Out of $350,000.
Out of $350,000.
Yeah.
And now that I've spoken with, now that I've had a nice in-depth talk with Mr. Rob O'Neill,
the gentleman that Lone Survivor, the movie, is about,
and that other one where they save Captain Phillips off the ship.
Oh, uh-huh.
That movie's about him, too.
Navy SEALs, Team 6.
And I was just asking him to explain to me, like,
like, America's dominance, really, when it came to military.
It was like, we can just go beat, we can just stampede people.
Like, we can just go in like that.
We're them.
That was my understanding of what he said.
And when I look at our tax situation,
it's easily understood how we sustain that.
Of course.
We bullet, nigga.
I punch you in your face.
Give me your shit.
Yeah, but I'm talking about How much it costs
Yeah
Think about that
It's like yo
I wanna be cool with you
But if you don't wanna be cool
I'm gonna make you an offer
You can't refuse
Gangsta shit
Yeah
We the mafia
What you talking about
Yo
That's they budget
For the department of defense
For the fiscal year 2023
The request is
773 billion dollars
It's up 31 billion
From last year
Yo
Who do we have beef with yo
Yo who did what
How fucking ops y'all got
We need to destroy them like that.
Almost a trillion dollars on defense.
You just got to be on standby
in case the rest of the world gets crazy?
Nah, not just that.
The weapons that y'all did last year,
they ain't dissolve.
What you talking about?
You just spent another $500 billion last year.
Y'all just going to keep making new weapons.
Well, I can't wait till my conversation with Rob O'Neal comes out.
Yo.
Because imagine just having my level of understanding and then talking to this guy.
Like, this guy explained to me the difference between when a bullet goes right by your ear,
like, and the different sounds of it.
Shit.
Damn.
What?
Yeah.
The difference between the hum and the whistle
shit no for you to be able to differentiate that it's some scary shit i don't want no problems
rob this guy was he's the scariest man in the world no it's scary i can't wait to see it can't
wait to see it but he was explaining when they went to go get Bin Laden,
he was trying to ask when they was riding over
or when they was hearing shots or whatever.
He was like, what the fuck?
Oh, no, this was the lone survivor part, not the Bin Laden part.
Whatever shit they had going off when they went over there,
it was like, yo, is that a, they had a name for it.
Like some gun that they only saw like once in their life
that you just hear about.
And he's like,
yeah,
that sounds like the Moncrief.
Yeah.
And that's just like,
Oh,
if they got one of those,
we got to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that stuff does get intriguing.
Yeah.
And I guess that stuff does get expensive,
but what that got to do with me down here doing my podcast,
that ain't my line of work.
Nah,
but you could do your podcast. I don't want people to know that. Yeah, but don't want people to do your podcast we're allowed to do this podcast based on that money
when i come over here on our soil trying to beef we'll go to all them other countries
was they coming over here they know better they would love to joe we done been to iraq we done
been to here we done been to this when i come been to there. Want nobody come over here? I double did, dollar did.
What?
When was people ever
trying to come over here? This is my point.
They won't try to
come here because they know
about it. I understand
that.
You're saying that definitively as a
fact. I'm saying
do we know that any of these places are trying to get here?
Yeah, I would say Pearl Harbor.
9-11.
Pearl Harbor.
I don't want to get this man.
Yeah, come on.
I'm out.
Let's go.
Pearl who?
Pearl Bailey.
Come on.
Y'all take the fun out of everything.
Pearl Harbor.
All right.
Back to these bitches. Back take the fun out of everything. Pearl Harbor. All right, back to these bitches.
Back to the strippers.
Yeah.
Can't even get for real with y'all.
Nigga.
Pearl Harbor.
Oh, yeah, this was crazy.
They made Dwayne Wade pay for taking too much water?
I'm sorry?
A bunch of times.
Celebrities are being called out for exceeding their water budgets during California state drought.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, please.
You can't do that. Listen, man. I might be i might be bougie that's what i'm saying man if y'all gave my water kevin hart got 26 acres do you know what that landscaping bill is this you know what else he got
what it no to cover that okay this grass right here Ain't going to die
You know what this grass costs
Exactly
Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
Landscapers use alkaline water
Yeah exactly
Exactly
On that landscaping
This is not
Kentucky bluegrass
This grass is from Persia
You motherfuckers
Going to water this grass
You out your motherfucking mouth
You crazy
I paid a fine nigga
That's what I'm saying
If I got a...
Nigga, send a bill.
Whatever.
What's the fine?
How much?
Okay, cool.
Man.
I'm not going to water my grass.
Nigga's been down
like Kevin Hart Long
with some scissors.
This is really an elitist, too.
He is.
He just ain't get it yet.
He just ain't get it yet.
I told y'all.
He's an elitist in thought.
No bullshit.
He is.
I think you are, too.
I'm not, though. But it's okay. It's coming. It's not. It's coming. latest in thought. No bullshit. He is. I think you are, too. I'm not, though.
But it's okay.
It's coming.
It's not.
It's coming.
It's not.
He different.
I'm telling you, if that nigga gets some spanky.
It's going to hit you different because you're a bit more well, not well traveled.
You're that, too.
It's going to come to you differently because you've experienced a little bit more.
You're older. But it's gonna come to you differently cause you've experienced a little bit more you're older
but
it's gonna come
his is
it's gonna move
a little differently
than I would
that's all
but yeah
you out here
a little
I already see
50 year old
ish on the gram
on the gram
I see what it look like
yeah I know
I mean hopefully
no we said
we know exactly what
50 years old
I have some developmental
Things going on
Yeah I hear you
You won't tell me his sign
I don't know his birthday
Capricorn
I'll be introducing
The young black
When y'all is
January
Oh
The greatest of the great
You know
It's the greatest
He said that
Nigga when that is
We started
You know we started it all
Capricorn I thought that was Just for the girls He said that. Nigga, when that is. We started it. You know, we started it all.
Miss Capricorn.
I thought that was just for the girls.
I thought it was a guy Capricorn.
Are you saying it's sorry? I don't know.
This gender specific song.
A guy Capricorn.
Oh, shit.
Anyway.
Oh, man.
What we were saying.
Oh, man.
You're so stupid.
Look.
Look who, look.
It's Capricorn.
I saw that.
I'm letting him cook.
Look at the list of Capricorns.
Michelle Obama, of course, queen, royalty.
Dolly Parton, this is your bag.
Kate Middleton.
LeBron James, Martin Luther King.
I didn't see all that.
Why are you going down there?
Why are you going down there?
Let's go.
Ricky Martin Luther King Jr.
That is true.
Oh, wait, there's a few more on this. we should skip this hey let's skip this topic
let's skip this topic nah i do know the capricorns that's a fool yo i know y'all
i know y'all now all right come on moving on so stupid yo what happened why they trying to kill
uh the wealthy people because they got the PPP loans and got forgiven?
Was that bad?
Were they not supposed to get forgiven?
Hey, when they put at the airport
the priority sticker on my bag,
I expect my bag to come out before y'all.
I don't expect to stand at this filthy fucking baggage claim
for too long.
That's a little bougie.
That is not.
It's a little bougie, yo.
That is not.
I don't want to fight.
You're bougie too.
Hey, Ice.
No, you paying for service.
Yeah. There you go. Nigga, Ice No you paying for service Yeah
There you go
Nigga
If I'm paying for something
And I'm paying a premium
I need to be treated as such
Ta-da
That's why they got you
I don't want my bags
Coming out with you
Dusty niggas bags
Ice there's a reason
That's not what I said
Yeah you did
But there's a reason
That's not what I said
That's not what I said
You did say
I said I expect my bag
To come out first.
It's because baggage claim is a whole not the people's bags.
The baggage claim.
Sam.
That's just nasty and dusty.
There's a reason that there's a first class seat.
Of course.
It's a premium for that.
Mm-hmm.
You don't get asparagus in coach.
You don't get sundae in the hot rag in coach.
I understand.
So therefore, when I'm spending a spanky to sit in the front,
I want a different level of treatment.
The coach flight might be $600.
That fucking first class flight might be eight grand.
That shit be different.
You want a different level of service.
Salute.
That flight degrees was so much,
I don't think I'm sleeping the whole time.
I'm going to get my money back.
I'm going to walk up and down. I'm going to walk up and down.
I'm going to make friends.
I'm going to have my fucking slippers on
and that bitch pajamas.
Yo, you might give him a fit change.
I might change clothes.
Yo, if you change clothes on the fucking plane.
Bring the target from the plane.
I might change clothes.
Yo, why are you flying?
Oh, I don't know
One of them flying shit
Is like the good one
The good one out there
The Kansas or some shit
I don't fucking know
Yeah you know the one
The Thana
The Thania
You be walking by
Where they going?
That shit look nice though
Nice
Yo I If I tell y'all you all my airplane fights with the people that work on a plane, yo.
Really?
You one of them?
Promise you.
No, I'm black.
No, you bougie, Joe.
I'm black.
That ain't a black thing, Joe.
No, let me, everybody can use race with me.
Come on. That's like when I came out
Yep
Everybody can come out with Joe
Everybody can do shit with Joe
Everybody can say
Hey he's black
That's a big race in there
Joe's head
They like
Yo Joe
Nah
Yeah ain't no race
Ain't no race in that
This guy's stupid
It's just my luck
Yo I can see you yo Yo Ain't no race in that. This guy's stupid. It's just my luck.
Yo, I can see you, yo.
Yo.
I can see you being a straight asshole.
I can just see you, yo.
These are what you call headphones?
No, no, no.
See, you playing with me.
You're trying to pay me as a dick.
Yo. It was one of them fucking winters where I was flying like every other week.
But it was cold.
So I had my big, big Tom Brown goose.
That shit is big, heavy.
You're not sitting down in that shit.
But every time I, well, I think that was cold.
Anyway, it was a cold, winter cold.
And every time I'd get on a plane, I would ask them to hang it up.
And you're sitting in first class, so they open up the little closet,
and they hang your coat up.
This has never been an issue.
But you always get the one
one day
first day on the job
I didn't know
it was a closet
on the plane
yeah
that's right
I thought that was
just the bathroom
for y'all
I'm learning
I'm learning
I'm learning
I got a closet
I be sitting there
trying to tuck all this
oh man
alright go ahead
you sit on your coat.
You know?
That's what you got to do sometimes.
Jam it up there in the overhead
with some other shit.
That's pheasant shit.
You fucking...
Yo, who bag is this?
Move this shit over.
No, stop.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
Stop.
That's not funny.
That's hilarious.
He's serious, too.
I'm dead serious.
Anyway, one day
I got the stewardess dude
I don't even know
what they call him
I've never even seen
a stewardess dude
what's his name
a steward
a steward dude
a steward
a steward
dude
deuterous
steward
steward
deuterous
anyway
they're flight attendants now yo go to your seat you can't hang The stituturus. Anyway.
They're flight attendants now.
Yo, go to your seat.
You can't hang.
Ain't no closet.
You can't hang nothing in there.
That's for employees only.
Go ahead.
You're holding up the line.
I'm about to call somebody soon.
Oh, you want to do it?
Yeah.
Extra niggas.
Yeah.
And no.
While you were in first class?
Huh? While you were in first class? Huh?
While you were in first class?
They don't typically do that.
They don't typically do that.
They don't do that.
They don't do that.
And he wasn't going to do it to me.
We know.
I walked right back down that fucking long little hallway to the 47B or whatever gate that was.
Hey.
Hey.
You got off the plane?
Yeah.
I never got off the plane? Yeah I never got on the plane This is at the top
Tippity top of the plane
On the entry
When they give you like the
Yeah yeah
The
Wifey
Shit to wipe your hand
This was right there
You take your shit off
You give it to them
They hang it up
You go to your seat
Shit to wipe your hand
Oh man
Yo
Alright go ahead
Go ahead
I'm learning
Yeah I got off that plane
And went to go get some money
Hey What is that? Come get this man They I forget what an E Yeah, I got off that plane and went to go get some money.
Hey.
What is that?
Come get this man.
And begin with an E.
They did this to me.
Karen.
What are we going to do about this?
You're Kurt, yo.
How will we resolve?
You said it's Kurt.
Yo, you and Kurt, yo.
How will we resolve this?
And they resolved it for you.
Of course they did.
Oh.
Expegiously?
Yeah.
See, but that's not enough of me.
Now, I'm ringing this bell the whole flight so you can come see me.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding.
Ding.
Ding, ding.
You, yo.
Ding.
Yeah. Trevor. Yeah.
Trevor.
Since you want to play.
Since you want to play, let's play now.
Maybe you didn't know.
That nigga would have put a little extra P in your greasy, yo.
Then you had to see me on the walkout when he had to humble himself and grab that coat out there.
And hope.
Hope you have a good day.
Nigga, give me this
fucking
piece of money
see
elitist
that is not
move on
come on
moving on
come on
give me some music
give me some music
to drop
give me an album
give me a label
give me something
Ice ain't set up
that fantasy football yet
I got y'all
Ice ain't set up
that fantasy football yet
he's busy going to the beach.
Yeah.
It was a nice day, man.
I know.
Ice, you get pedicures?
Yes.
Ish?
Of course.
Parks?
No.
I would, though.
Just everything, man.
Get your hands done?
No.
He said.
No.
You want to keep
living like a bear?
I mean, why are you?
I don't want us to have this awkward standoff.
You're looking at us.
We're looking at you.
Who's right?
Who's wrong here?
I guess I'm a bear, man.
That was funny.
I mean, I'm just asking.
That was funny.
Hey, yo.
Like a bear. Like a bear Like a bear
Oh man
Oh shit
Interview with your DJ
I just never really
It never comes up
It's Dwight
What's that
Elmira
Yeah maybe so
Oh man yo
that was funny
y'all get your toes done too
yeah that's what
pedicure is
pedicure is toes
we're gonna start
simplifying this podcast
down
and we getting
to the bottom of shit
yeah
you learning
learning something
every day
yes Richard
I feel like we're
really getting into
fucking Richard right now
yes
we do our toll.
You get the fish?
But what you do.
Are you trying to be funny?
I would.
What's the fish?
The fish that eat your skin.
Eat the dead skin on your skin?
Oh, I never did it.
Yeah.
I've done it once.
I would.
They don't offer it at my spot.
You did it?
I've done it once.
Oh, man.
It was weird.
Look what humans use fish for.
I mean, they're eating. We are. Oh, man. You know. It was weird. Look what humans use fish for. I mean, they eating.
We are.
They eating.
We feeding them.
How you do your feet?
Duh.
He don't.
No, he does something to his feet.
He does something to his feet.
Clip my toenails.
That's the extent of what you do?
Yeah.
I just told you he don't, and you're going to keep it going.
No, I thought he did more than that.
What are you going to do?
The Palmerstone on his heels?
Yeah, at the supermarket, I bought the, they did such a good job at the nail salon.
I bought the shit, the hard rock on the brush.
Palmerstone.
Yeah, all right, that shit.
I bought a load of that.
That shit's so ill,
I broke it,
put it right back in.
I'm getting some of that.
I do that right there.
Yeah, like foot treatment.
The bottom of it.
You ever try the pet egg?
I'm sorry?
The pet egg.
The what?
It's just a little shit.
Yeah, you see
any type of callus,
anything on your bottom
of your feet.
That shit like a nut, bro Bro I ain't gonna hold you
What y'all be doing barefoot
Just
You wear them pumas everyday
You wear Timberlands everyday
Your heels probably feel like
Half a
Astoria Street
Not that bad
So you say too
And you're 6 foot 6
You've been
You've been carrying
6 foot 6 around
With you your entire life
For 20 years
Hey fam when you go there.
There's mad shit in that foot.
Yo, when we move, I'm going to take you right to my spot.
They're going to laugh your fucking ass out of there.
Dog.
They massaged it with the shit in there.
Yeah.
My shit's ain't that crusty, yo.
Yeah, all right.
Park, listen to me.
I'm telling you.
I get a pedicure, and we are changing topics.
I get a pedicure biweekly, and. I get a pedicure bi-weekly
and every time they put
that little stick in there,
I be like,
how the fuck did
a half of a macaroni and cheese
come off your shit?
How did that get in there?
Yeah.
They be grating your shit.
Yeah.
That's what the pedicure is.
And if you don't get them,
you should at least get
one every six months.
At least.
I don't get them as often as Joe,
but...
You do every two weeks?
Yes.
I would spend so much on a pedicure. Yeah, I don't even do it that frequently Joe, but- You do every two weeks? Yes. I would get some money on a pedicure.
Yeah, I don't even do it that frequently, but-
But I'm barefoot probably a lot more than the three of y'all.
That's true.
That's true.
You're barefoot a lot.
When they start to scrape in your shirt-
And the Dior Birkenstocks.
No, I'm serious.
That was the first shit that I put on my foot, and I was like, ooh, they could have caught me slipping.
What you mean?
If you ain't got a pedicure.
Oh.
Your shit is out there like that?
It's your foot out.
Yeah.
Like, your toenails are out.
Unless you put a sock on.
That's not.
You could, but no.
Like, you need a pedicure for some of that shit.
Anyway, this is not the beauty in.
Even though.
All right, my last little beauty statement statement and then one of y'all
figure out where we'll go from here y'all did have interesting topics my mom cons me
joey if you're going to the mall i need you to go in the store right by the little
the rose store and that's a spa facial store i need you to run in there and get me the eucalyptus
eucalyptus eye thingamajiggies and then run right out.
I happened to run to the mall.
The store was there.
I run in there for my mom.
I love her.
And I get the eucalyptus eye thingamajiggies for under the thing.
Sure.
But that's not all you got, though.
You don't stop there.
Yeah.
You ain't run back out.
Y'all seen that store?
I ain't seen the store, but I know you.
Nah, I went in that store for a couple seconds.
He changed my life.
He sat me in that little chair,
started putting all this hand shit,
this fucking moisturizer, fucking scrub. Oh, they didn't get you a dead sea salt.
It was him, huh?
Huh?
It was him.
Oh, I racked up in there.
I bought all types of little body shit.
Like I got a body.
I've been in that store before.
That store ain't you.
I know.
And there don't usually be a dude in there giving you the hand cream.
Oh, there's a dude.
There's a dude for sure.
On the days you go, I'm sure that Katie.
I'm sure that.
I'm sure Katie is right
because you text her on the way
yo you work today
there was a dude for me
maybe I'll go get a pedicure
I'll report back
I got you
my treat
as soon as we get to the spot
I'm over here
don't let your little
stink white foot get wet
what you mean
my feet are clean
this is like when white people little stink white foot get wet. What you mean? My feet are clean.
This is like when white people told us they didn't wash their legs in the shower.
That's what I was thinking when you said that.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Don't let your stink white foot get wet.
I couldn't believe that, yo.
Damn, when they start,
that's all I'm telling you.
It's going to be a catastrophe.
You're going to feel like a heathen.
Parks doesn't even know his foot dirty. You're going to feel like a heathen. Parks doesn't even know
his foot dirty.
You got to get that shit
out of him
with a little stick.
Even if you go buy the stick
and get in there sometime.
Nah, you got to let them do it.
I know,
but if you don't want to do that.
Put it up.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead
and pay for you
to paraffin and everything.
I got you.
You my man.
Yeah, I got you, dog.
You my feet waxed.
What else do I need to know
about you gentlemen?
Like that sounds way more fun
than this music shit.
Yeah.
All right, what else?
You didn't know it was a closet on a plane. There's a lot of shit I didn't know about you gentlemen? Like that sounds way more fun than this music shit. Yeah. All right, what else? You didn't know it was a closet on a plane.
There's a lot of shit I didn't know about the plane.
Apparently.
Nigga, yo.
They give you shit to wipe your hands.
I ain't get that.
I use hand sanitizer after I sit down that I got in a bag.
My next step up in luxury, I'm getting me a smart toilet.
Yeah.
I am.
The bidet is not enough.
But it's a start.
Smart toilet.
I'm doing it, yeah.
Okay.
I'm good.
I like my toilet dumb.
That right there.
Yep.
Open the seat, flush, clean, do all that shit.
Wipe my ass.
Toss my salad.
Do all that shit.
Sprinkle the water up. Oh Oh shit, that's great.
I'll pass.
What you mean?
I'm gonna pass.
You can't rag on me for not fucking going to the pedicure
but you'd just be wiping your ass
with regular paper.
No, I got wipes.
Now say something, nigga.
I got wipes.
I would feel funny
you get your ass ate
I have
sure
this is a much better pot
he could say sure
like he was doing me to solid
I didn't want my ass
I said I have
short
I don't know how I feel about that right there
what you mean
it's not going up your butt
I'm good
so would you keep a washcloth by the toilet What you mean? It's not going up your butt. I'm good, though. Yeah, I don't know.
Told you to keep a washcloth by the toilet.
No, I use toilet paper to dry my ass off after it's been properly washed. Tell him where his G-spot is, Park.
That'll really turn this up.
Turn this up.
Ish learns where his G-spot is.
I'm lost.
I don't understand the toilet.
I really don't, but it's cool.
Oh, shit, yo. Come on, moving on.
Speaking of bidets,
Tevin Campbell came out.
He experienced the toilet.
The toilet got him.
Tevin Campbell.
Yeah.
Tevin Campbell came out as gay.
That is the end of the sentence.
This says, who's this?
LA Times?
They would know.
Tevin Campbell is, oh, I can't read this.
Tevin Campbell, all right.
Tevin Campbell's opening up about sexuality.
When I came out to my family and friends at about 19 or 20, that was it for me.
The I'm Ready singer said.
And then I went on a road of discovering myself.
I didn't know who I was.
You don't need to highlight
anymore, Alex.
Wait, so he came out
when he was 19 or 20?
To his family.
Oh, to his family.
Oh, right.
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, congrats.
He came out to us
a couple weeks ago.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Okay.
I mean,
was anybody in question?
I'm trying to be funny.
Like,
we heard rumors for 20 years.
I'll go a step further.
Anybody care?
Like,
I don't mean it.
He got a fan base.
No, no, no.
Even,
even,
fam. Yeah, today it ain't coming. That's what I'm saying. So? Like I don't mean it He got a fan base No no no Even Fam
Yeah today it ain't
That's what I'm saying
So
That's true
That's all
Okay
Good for you
People just keep moving
It makes sense
I don't understand
The need for
This today
To constantly
Hey hey look
This is my
Preference
Or my orientation
If you come out with an album
Next week I'm gonna be tight I'm just I'm What You're just using hey hey look this is my preference or my orientation if you come out with an album next week
I'm gonna be tight
I'm just
I'm
why
you're just
using this
as a part of
your
everyone else
do it
fuck it
fuck it
you're right
good point
and I don't
think he's
coming out
with an album
next week
yeah
it's cool
congrats
yeah there you go
congrats what y'all think about um Dennis Rodman saying he's going over to It's cool Congrats Yeah there you go Congrats
What y'all think about
Dennis Rodman saying
He's going over to
Russia to free
Britney Griner
I'm sorry
I don't
Putin is gonna beat
The brakes off of
Nah they're friends though
I think
Yeah nah they homies
Yeah that's the man's name
Lil' Korea
They all fuck with him
Heavy I hear you Oh nah he said he's not going North Korea They all fuck with him Heavy
I hear you
Oh no he said he's not going
Changed his mind
Yeah
Putin
Putin put some
Putin nothing
I was going to tell all of y'all
Ahead of time
I better not see
One
Free him
None
If he took his ass
Over there
I'm telling all I'm glad he took his ass over there I'm telling you
I'm glad he changed his mind
cause if I would've saw one
I was on y'all ass
free Dennis
fam
you took your ass
voluntarily over there
you just said that's his man
okay
you gonna show you how much
yeah yeah yeah come on
come on
bring Brian with you if you could
you've wanted worse people free and I got killed for it so yeah i'm gonna kill niggas for that
ta-da no you can't i can't what if you voluntarily take your ass to a country we are at war in
where they're holding somebody as a political prisoner because they're in war with us, and then they hold you too,
I don't feel sorry for you.
That's just me.
Sorry.
But you feel sorry?
I don't feel sorry.
I just want more music from him.
I don't feel sorry for him either.
I'm just a fan.
I would have felt sorry for Dennis.
I would have definitely. The worm.
He going out there with great intentions.
If that were to have happened,
I would have definitely felt sorry for him.
Okay. And I would have definitely felt sorry for him.
Okay. And I would have actually...
That's commendable.
All jokes aside, that's commendable.
Yeah, if you got a relationship,
I'm going to call you. Putin told that nigga,
don't bring your tall lines over here, fam.
Yo, fam, don't come over here.
That's what having a relationship does.
Hey, dogs, not right now. Yeah. It ain what having a relationship does. A-Dogs, not right now.
Yeah.
The block ain't too cool for you right now.
Don't come over here.
NBA news, what do you feel about Patrick Beverly calling RKD?
What do you say?
Well, that starts with the announcement that KD is staying. Yeah.
The following statement has been released by Sean Marks.
Steve Nash and I, together with Joe Sy and Clara Wu Sy,
met with Kevin Durant and Rich Kleiman in Los Angeles yesterday.
We have agreed to move forward with our partnership.
We are focusing on basketball with one collective goal in mind,
build a lasting franchise to win a championship to Brooklyn.
Okay, a lot of people expected that.
But now what does this mean?
So then Pat Bev responded angrily saying about Kevin Durant holding up free agency.
He says, y'all can sit and don't say nothing, but that ain't cool.
It's dudes with families out here who haven't gotten a job because of this KD shit.
And to be on and off ain't cool.
Blessings, gang.
It's not good business.
These owners can't wait until a new deal comes. All we doing is hurting the future.'t cool. Blessings, gang. Shit. It's not good business. These owners can't wait until a new deal comes.
All we doing is hurting the future.
Good day.
Blessing, gang.
And then KD says, blame KD.
Which side of the fence are y'all on with this one?
I understand where Pat Bev is coming from, but at the same time, KD is KD.
And he's earned the right to do what he do.
His bag comes out of baggage claim first.
Pat Bev.
Yeah, that part.
Pat Bev, you're lucky you even get in a bag or get on a plane.
I get Patrick Beverly's
sentiment,
but, dog,
how you negotiate your deal is how you negotiate your deal.
Facts.
You know what i'm
saying like that that's just it kevin durant is in a place where he can have more leverage to move
shit around so if he wanted steve nash gone superstars have been getting coaches fired
since the beginning of the league so he tried to exercise that leverage it just didn't pan out but
i can't be mad at him for trying to do that well we don't even know that's what he tried to exercise that leverage. It just didn't pan out. But I can't be mad at him for trying to do that.
Well, we don't even know that's what he tried to do.
He went in their office.
They said it was a report.
Said he went in the office. I understand the report.
Steve Nash goes or I go.
But that hasn't come from him directly or anyone that represents him.
That's true.
That comes from a report.
So we don't know.
That's true.
All we know is that Kevin Durant's uncertainty can pause the market.
It could.
And that's what it did.
I'm not blaming him for that.
That's the market, though.
A whale can't help he's a whale.
Yeah.
Bigger than that, other motherfuckers got moved around.
I was going to say, I'm not blaming him.
You might not have been good enough to get moved around.
I don't blame the KD shit.
I blame the Rudy Gobert trade.
Because that fucked up the market.
Because then once it's KD, it's like, oh shit, if that was given up for him, what can we do for here?
And that stopped everything.
Yeah.
That's really what fucked it up.
Yeah, because we don't think Rudy Gobert is like that.
Y'all spend money, right?
Well, you've already snitched on me.
I can't lie to you now.
Y'all went and got my man from Dallas.
Other niggas have been moved.
Oh, the Knicks you're saying?
Yeah, other niggas have been moved.
If your value wasn't high enough
to move around,
like you can't be mad at KD,
work harder.
Yeah, but what he's saying,
everything kind of came to a stop
once this KD shit started.
Except for niggas that was like that,
who teams thought it was good enough.
Donovan Mitchell wouldn't have got slowed up.
He didn't get moved.
I know.
Because niggas were trying to get the kitchen sink for him.
Which goes to the Gobert shit I'm talking about.
That's what fucked all of this up.
They couldn't get a deal done with KD because it's like, yo, this is the deal for here.
What can we get for him?
I understand.
No, I'm not taking nothing that's even on the same level of what they just took.
And KD staying his ass, right? Exactly.
It fucked his deal up. It fucked
him moving up as well.
That kid, Vic, grow an inch every month.
The kid from France? Yeah.
He ain't doing nothing but getting taller and longer.
This nigga be seven foot nine by the time
y'all finish with him. So y'all go ahead
and play these little bullshit draft pick games if you want.
He coming to somebody.
Yeah.
Watch next year be one of them fluky lucky drafts where somebody that wasn't supposed to do.
The Lakers get the third pick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The third.
No, not the third pick.
Oh, even that would be fluky.
But I mean like somebody getting like that one pick, not a Sacramento or a Phoenix.
It's going to be something stupid.
It happens.
Put me on the books with that.
What?
There's going to be something janky in that draft next year.
Too much money in the state.
The 14th best team gets the.
I've seen this before.
With all of them players that look like they worth that amount of money.
Yeah, those dudes.
I've seen this.
They're not letting him.
Spurs been shedding some players.
They're not letting him go to the Pacers.
Spurs might sneak around, fall up and get it again.
They're going to be good, too.
No, the league ain't letting them do that again.
Shit.
League ain't letting Greg Popovich do that again.
He did the right things with it
Some niggas get a shot
They shouldn't have had Tim Duncan
That's the point
I don't want to wake this up
Because then I sound like a salty Knicks fan
Which I am
Y'all wouldn't have did nothing anyway
Why not? We was in the finals
We lost to Tim Duncan
Why we wouldn't have done nothing finals. We lost to Tim Duncan.
Why we wouldn't have done that if they didn't have Tim Duncan?
I'm talking about if the Knicks gets the picks,
they don't do shit with the picks that they get is what I'm saying.
Oh, you mean in the future?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not looking at us getting this kid.
I ain't thinking like that.
We never.
Whoever's the best kid in the draft, we get the next pick.
We're the pick right after that,
no matter where he is.
Yeah, yeah.
But they fuck it up anyway.
Yeah.
We go get Jordan Hill.
I think that was his name.
That was his name?
What's the other kid?
We don't have to talk
about the name.
Nick picks
right now.
Somebody put out a list
of all of the Knicks starting point guards
in the last 20 years on opening night at Madison Square Garden.
It's a list.
It's like the Dolphins quarterbacks.
I think it's worse.
I don't know.
I think it's worse.
Come on.
What else is important or unimportant?
Since we're in the NBA, LeBron got a bazillion dollars.
What is it?
$100 million a year?
$111 million a year?
Something like that?
We never...
No.
No.
It's for two years.
He got a two-year deal.
Oh, okay.
His two-year deal was worth...
His two-year deal is $98 million, and depending on what that $24, $25 salary cap is, could
go to $111 million.
$111 million.
Okay.
And you said that... And I said he did them a favor.
I don't know.
Usually when you sign a contract
before the money changes,
you're doing someone a favor.
Yeah.
If what that rumored TV deal, just with what that rumor TV deal
just with what that slated to look like
and the inflation
that's set to come to the NBA because of
what that looks like and the draw
that he still is because at that point
it's just your value like not your own
because this is overall value
and they
clearly are putting little kickers in
hey depending on this
we can jump into this
that number should have
jumped a little higher
for LeBron James
with the kickers
you saying
yeah
with the depending on
if this comes in
I don't think so
but
I get it
well he didn't think so either
he did it
yeah like
he's
this is my broke ass
talking from there
20th year in the league
right I like LA I want to stay in LA Yeah, like he's 20. This is my broke ass talking from there. 20th year in the league, right?
I like L.A.
I want to stay in L.A.
I'd do it for 50 or 100.
I'm holding this league hostage while I'm still, I am.
Let's have the argument.
I don't know if his value will be that in 23, 24, 24, 25 season.
I think it will.
To where he could garner $48 million.
It's LeBron. There's only two of, we just had this. I think it will. To where he could garner $48 million. It's LeBron.
There's only two.
We just had this talk in the yard recently.
There's only two, maybe one other superstar of this magnitude in the league.
I'm not talking about your basketball skills.
No, true, true, true.
I'm talking about.
Who buys jerseys, who sells tickets, who watches.
In two years, it might be more.
It will be more.
I'm going on my retirement run.
I'm doing all types of wild shit.
I'm doing the same thing the Yankees did with A-Rod,
the Lakers did with Kobe.
We've seen it before.
So why would I sign that if I'm planning for that to be my last year?
You going to 111?
I'm going to guarantee 97?
Hell no, you going to pay.
You going to pay more?
Yes.
Shit.
I disagree.
I just think that he's good in LA.
I'm just talking about from a family standpoint, a setting standpoint.
You don't want to risk getting traded to somewhere else.
My family is here.
My kids are rooted here now.
I don't want to move again.
I'm going to go ahead and take this $50 million a year. And, dog,. My kids are rooted here now. I don't want to move again. I'm going to go ahead
and take this $50 million a year.
And, dog, he's 20 years in the league.
This contract is them
only accounting for his
on the court value.
Because this is the ballpark
that his peers are in.
And if you look to his left,
somebody got $49 million.
Look to my right
I get 48 million
like this is where his peers are
but he ain't where his peers are
that's all I'm saying
in terms of drawing up
he left Cleveland
and what was that
the percentage of the fucking
businesses that left
and the city changed
and we lost money
and I affect the city as a whole
when I get there
and when I go
that has to be accounted
for somewhere.
That ain't LA.
LA is still LA.
You're saying that's Cleveland. I think that
Miami saw inflation while LeBron was there.
Hell yeah.
What are you saying? He can't kill the city
but when I come, you're going to see
the value.
Remember he was saying before last year he wanted
to play with his son
how can you disagree
I think it depends
on the market
I think that
I think
LA is LA
I think
New York is New York
I don't think
I'm not putting LA
on this list
because LA is LA
you go there
for the business
opportunities
so if I go to
Minnesota
it changes
if I go to Indiana
yeah it changes secondary markets I don to Indiana, yeah, it changes.
Secondary markets, absolutely.
I don't put New York on that list.
You definitely don't put New York on that list.
But these other teams we talking about,
somebody got to pay me more.
True.
And what wasn't he saying before,
for his final year,
whoever he goes,
he'll go where whoever's going to draft his son.
And that's another seat filler.
Don't let me go to a team that got their own channel.
Because now we could talk a different conversation.
That might be my little monopoly move my whole career if I was one of them ill dudes.
I'm going to somebody with their own channel my whole career.
They're going to Jerry Jones me.
For real, they're going to treat me nice.
That's a good one.
You're stupid, yo.
Seriously.
Nah, I'm with you.
I agree with that.
It's like when I told the girls to go fuck the baseball players.
You think they did it?
Did it?
No.
They didn't do it like they're supposed to.
Uh-uh.
Thank God they had the Minnesota Twins on fire.
You don't want to have this conversation.
Why?
Because they ain't fucking him for the bread.
They be fucking him for the notoriety.
And so you fucking with one of the Minnesota Twins
that don't nobody know.
I'm going to go over there and fuck this rapper nigga
that's ten times broker than you,
but everybody know him.
There's very few that want to get...
I would go for the bread.
You don't say?
I'd be a soccer whore.
You crazy?
Nigga, I'd be over there in fucking London getting tossed around.
You stupid, nigga.
Oh, crazy, nigga.
So, nigga, 300 million.
You over here fucking with nigga that be in the studio.
Yeah, right.
The label.
Nigga, I was about to say a name,
but I ain't watching.
Nah, nah, don't even.
Let him live, man.
Your non-names be names.
Yo, such and such
from 4th Street, light skin.
Signed to 300.
Tattoo on her neck.
Signed to 300.
Her mama named Gail.
Went to church right up there
to wear the Nikes all the time. Her mama named Gail. He give right up there to wear the Nikes her mama named Gail
he give you
went to school
with your cousin
call your cousin
oh man
her mama named Gail
Alex right
yeah naturally
what he do
I know
oh man
it's God yo
first sports
you wanna do Deshaun
wait before we leave
before we
oh cause I was about to say
before we leave sports
it don't seem like the Knicks want Donovan Mitchell Word sports, you want to do Deshaun? Wait, before we leave, before we, oh, because I was about to say before we leave sports.
It don't seem like the Knicks want Donovan Mitchell.
I read that little potential offer that they put out there.
Didn't seem to Wilson Tyson, yeah.
Oh, they don't want to get this done.
Boy, they playing the hardest of balls, pause.
They just spent all that money on the kid from Dallas.
Yeah, but I mean. It was five picks, two of which were unprotected.
It was
Evan Fournier,
Obi Toppin, and
additional cash considerations.
That's not
quite enough. But our minds
are also skewed now, like I said, because
of the, whatchamacallit, trade.
Everything is fucked up because of that trade.
Five picks is a lot of picks. picks five and two good picks and two good young players
they send the players yeah but some of them picks ain't so valuable so i need a third unprotected
and also you got to understand that uh or clearly they're trying to unload homeboy and trying to uh
like completely rebuild that team so you know that, I'm not giving you everything in the fucking world.
I know you're trying to get rid of him, basically.
Yeah, but I ain't a fiend.
I ain't no crackhead.
I don't got to give him away for nothing.
He's still going to be an all-star here.
That ain't nothing, though.
Great.
Everything y'all saying sounds great
until the next man get the girl.
True.
Like, if the Heat roll out that lineup
with Donovan Mitchell and Jimmy Butler,
I'm going to be sick to my stomach
as a Knicks fan.
It's good to stand on your morals
until you see what
the sitting down would have done.
Oh, I'd have took that seat.
Oh, damn.
That's what come with that?
Oh, yeah.
That sitting down
don't look too bad.
You don't take that trade.
Huh?
You don't take that trade.
No, I juice it up a little bit.
You would have gave him more?
I'd juice that trade up, yeah.
Because now you're going to have Donovan Mitchell and what's...
That's like when I told Corey I was going over there to bid on the house with whatever.
I'm putting 80 above the number.
And then went over there.
Them niggas.
Whatever house that was over there in Montclair.
In Montclair.
And I thought I was doing something.
And they laughed me out of the building.
That's what this is.
That's what I told them. But that's what this is. Doglair. In Montclair. And I thought I was doing something and they laughed me out of the building. That's what this is. That's what I told them.
But that's what this is.
Dog, but this is the thing.
So now you give away
all your draft picks.
Y'all not going to win
with Donovan Mitchell
and Brunson in the backcourt.
You're going to need other pieces.
You're not going to be able
to get no other pieces
because you gave all
your fucking capital away.
I didn't say just how much
I'm juicing it up,
but I am juicing this trade up.
Gotcha.
And we can really get this done
if we get the Lakers to play ball
and participate in this three-way,
which y'all act stupid to.
It's fine.
Moving on.
Deshaun Watson.
Deshaun Watson.
11 games, 5 million.
You see, he took that right away.
I'm not...
Who's the money going to?
I think that they did say some bullshit,
like they're going to donate it
to sexual abuse awareness.
You know what they do.
You know what they do.
And he's got to get mandatory counseling.
Mm-hmm.
Sean Watson, you take that.
Heartbeat.
Heartbeat.
I'm not saying a word.
How many games you want?
How much?
I still have 225 million coming to me.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and sit.
Here.
I'm going to go ahead and sit.
I'm going to sit.
It's all good.
Catch you in November.
I get it.
If I'm him, I take it.
Hell yeah.
I just think it's still unfair.
It's my opinion.
Most people won't say that, but I definitely think it's unfair that he loses 11 games of salary plus another $5 million.
Again, in the big scheme of things, it's no money for him.
$6 million roughly that he's going to lose.
money for him. Six million dollars roughly that he's going to lose.
I just think that for him to have
been not found guilty of any
crimes, for him to lose six
million dollars, I don't think that's fair.
I think it's setting a precedent now that's
going to go forward where
this is going to be
the norm. Well, unfortunately
this is the norm. It ain't
even setting it going forward. This ain't setting the precedent.
The precedent has been set.
And the precedent was poorly set,
by the way.
That's part of the reason
why this was challenged
and raised up
because they have dudes
that did atrocious shit.
But that's a different thing.
The dudes that did that shit before,
these niggas on camera doing shit.
Not all the time.
Not all the time.
The ones that got penalized, penalized?
Like, when we had the topic before,
I brought up Ben Roethlisberger.
And I was, I don't know how I forgot it,
but he did get suspended.
He got six games.
He got six games.
But what he was accused of
is different than what he was accused of.
It's a totally different thing.
Different accusation, yeah, but...
Way more severe.
But again, never charged.
And there was some truth to his accusation.
He was in the right place, right time.
We don't know what took place behind closed doors.
But this boy, based on what they said, didn't break any law.
We don't know what took place behind closed doors.
What he was accused of was not breaking the law.
That's sexual assault. No, it was not breaking the law that's sexual assault
no it's not no it's not he did not assault one person so stop no he did not
he did not assault one person he did not sexually assault anybody he was not accused of sexual
assault it just says sexual assault and sexual misconduct. Misconduct and assault are different.
After Watson originally received a six-game suspension
after being accused of sexual assault
and sexual misconduct by more than 20 massage therapists.
They changed that.
I'm just saying, it's all accusation.
We don't know what happened.
Again, I just think it's a bad precedent that's being set.
Of course, if somebody was wrong, they deserve whatever.
But it's ugly, yo.
It's a real, real, real fine line and steep slope that is being played with.
You disagree?
No, no, no.
I just don't think it's...
I think that precedent has been set.
That's all I'm saying. I don't think this it's, I think that precedent has been set. That's all I'm saying.
I don't think this sets anything.
I think this is in line with what the...
And I think it reset,
I think what it does is reset
poor precedents that were set before.
Personal opinion.
And we don't know if he's guilty.
We never probably will know.
There's way too much money.
This is way above our pay grade.
Ten times, well, yeah.
That's true.
So, I don't know.
It seems like a reasonable punishment to me.
I mean, you can cut this if you want to,
but what this look like is a business decision by the league.
Sure.
I'm going to weigh out what letting him keep that six-game suspension
and playing might mean in terms of protesting, boycotts, et cetera,
disruption for the league,
or giving him the biggest fine the league ever seen, extending it to 11 games.
It's like an even ground.
He's happy.
He ain't happy.
Everybody happy.
What can we do to make this go away without affecting our bottom line?
I agree with that.
That's what this sound like.
And the way that-
Even the way his contract was structured.
You're saying about nobody's-
Oh, yeah.
Ice is right.
Even the way his contract was structured, that this year's salary was only $1 million,
and then we backloaded it with the rest
because we knew something was going to come down the pipeline sooner or later.
So if he got to lose the 11 games,
even if he had to sit out the whole season this year,
cool, you forfeit $1 million.
Yeah.
You got $224 million waiting on you, baby boy.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
We'll be all right.
So I agree. You got worry about it. Yeah. We'll be all right. So,
I agree.
You got to play
the political game
when it comes to money.
Even now,
we really want to,
I think even the beginning
of this was the political game.
Where?
Your pardon?
You knew it.
If he did any of this,
they knew.
Because the girls
were going to go
to the Texans first
and say,
yo,
one of your players did X, Y, and Z.
And they swept it under the rug.
And then we can say, yo, I don't want to play here no more.
They say, you sure?
Exactly.
You know we got.
You sure?
You sure?
You going against us?
We can't probably.
All right.
Watch this.
All right.
Then they release more names than DMX.
Mm-hmm.
Girls go to the Texans, huh?
They went to the Texans they went to the Texans
to complain
I think it's the other way around
personally
I think the Texans went to them
yo check this out
oh he was here
the Texans pulled out that little
foul cabinet
hey
he didn't happen to have.
Hey, go get this nigga, man.
He playing with us.
He playing uppity.
Gotta remind you who you are.
Strange fruit.
They set him straight.
I can say that because I'm not a sports analyst.
I ain't in sports.
They learn you some.
I ain't never think about it like that.
You want to make a million?
That's when that business is really above your head.
It's them numbers they throwing around.
It's different.
These attacks come from everywhere.
Yep.
And it's not exonerating him
or anything that he did. I wasn't there. I don't know.
No, not at all.
Not at all. If he made somebody feel
I don't want nobody thinking.
If he made somebody feel uncomfortable or whatever
the case may be.
My thing is if this happened to me and I was a female, I still want to see him punished.
If it happened to me as a female, I still want to see him punished.
So you don't take the settlement then?
I want to see him punished.
I don't want to see him Get 250 million dollars
If I'm a female
And he did something to me
Right
I'm traumatized
That money might not make
My trauma go away
Of course
Of course
So what are you saying
I wouldn't want to
I wouldn't take the settlement
I want to see him punished
Oh
Okay
That's the way it gets trickier
Yeah That's the way it gets trickier.
Yeah.
That's the way it gets trickier and it's not my place
to speak on that.
Nope, indeed.
You're right.
Shutting up.
What else?
What else is important
or not important?
Hey, y'all discuss this
down the street
at y'all pod.
Don't try to get me.
Because now I got all types
of need to know
is trying to sabotage
my pod theories
after that mixer.
You are not off that mixer.
Why would he want me
to talk about Horace Grant?
We can make jokes on that.
Wow.
You heard him?
That's your error.
You heard his tone?
Error.
Pull up the response.
One little mixer
he start telling me about my era.
Wow.
What's this?
Industry blackout.
Oh, hey, now, come on.
Dear Capitol Records,
it has come to our attention
that your company has decided
to partner with Factory New
on signing the artificially designed rapper,
whatever this dude's name is.
I don't want to say his name.
Fuck his name.
While we applaud innovation in tech, as do I,
that connects listeners to music and enhances the experience,
we find fault in the lack of awareness
and how offensive this caricature is.
It is a direct insult to the black community
and our culture
and an amalgamation of gross stereotypes,
appropriative mannerisms
that derive from black artists,
complete with slurs infused in lyrics.
This digital effigy,
is that what I'm saying?
Effigy.
This digital effigy is a careless abomination and disrespectful to real people who face real consequences in real life.
For example, Gunna, a black artist who was featured on a song with this dude, is currently incarcerated for rapping the same type of lyrics this robot mimics.
The difference is your artificial rapper will not be subject to federal charges for such.
For your company to approve this
shows a serious lack of diversity and resounding amount of tone deaf leadership this is simply
unacceptable and will not be tolerated we demand this partnership be terminated a formal public
apology be issued uh this caricature be removed from all platforms furthermore furthermore all
money spent by capital records and Factory New for this project
will be allocated to charitable organizations
that directly support black youth in the arts
as well as marketing budgets
for black artists signed to Capitol Records.
We look forward to your response and compliance.
Sincerely, Industry Blackout.
I couldn't have written it better myself. Yeah, shout out to Industry Blackout. It's one word. I couldn't have written it better myself.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to Industry Blackout.
It's the second slide.
I could not have written it better myself.
Oh, okay.
Well said.
Yeah.
Totally agree.
Yeah, this is like a joke.
It's a slap in the face.
Get this the fuck out of here.
From the clothes.
Because then they're going to cut a deal with the clothes.
Yes, of course.
To be featured.
Of course.
Get this.
Come on, come on, come on.
They got the Gucci snake on the side of a car.
That's more money for them.
All off the backs of our style, our culture, our everything.
To just have a white company having him say the N-word is crazy.
And this. Thinking that that's okay. That's the question that the N-word is crazy. And this.
Thinking that that's okay.
That's the caption that I read.
This is disgusting.
Yeah.
And it's not a spoof.
It's not.
Word.
This is not a Black Mirror episode.
This is a real thing.
Oh, he's got a plaque already.
Of course he does.
Right.
Wonder how that happened.
All right.
That shit is disgusting.
What else we got?
What else do we have here?
Deeson's host, Kimmel.
Yeah.
Come on, A's.
Give it to me.
Come on.
You tried to skip it.
He was the guest host on Jimmy Kimmel, man.
There we go.
But what do you think about that?
There's only one way to go but up, man.
What you want me to do?
The show's over?
Okay, cool.
I'm going to go work over here.
I got a couple contacts that contacted me.
I'm out here.
A couple contacts.
Yeah.
Nigga.
We prepping the next Arsenio Hall show.
It's no black person on late night TV.
You could have been the next Arsenio Hall show. It's no black person on late night TV. You could have been
the next Arsenio, dog.
Or the next Joe Budden.
But thank you.
No, you're the first Joe Budden.
I got my own.
No, I'm not the first Joe Budden.
But no, I just think
that they prepping him
for a black late night talk show.
I hope so.
There's a space for it, I think.
Mm-hmm. He might be on hope so. There's a space for it, I think.
He might be on his way.
There is some space.
I think... What does black late night talk show mean?
That the host is black?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
And I think that the space is missing that.
Haven't had that in a long time.
We haven't had it since what?
Keenan or one of them?
That was what?
Five, right? Yeah. That nigga's the oldest hell. Shut up. Haven't had that in a long time We haven't had it since what Keenan or one of them That was what Vibe right
Yeah
Y'all niggas old as hell
Shut up
Y'all niggas
Y'all ain't had that since Keenan
Trevor Noah is a black late night host
This mad black late night host
My bad
I apologize
Y'all man got a show too
Not on the
Majors
Not on the major
On the
ABC
Yeah yeah yeah
That's different
That ain't putting you the major. On the ABC, NBC. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's different.
That's different.
Yeah.
They ain't putting you niggas on the field.
Watch.
Okay.
Watch.
All right.
Play ball.
Play ball.
All right.
Play ball.
Are you paying out?
You going to see?
Oh, you got to do more than play with the ball.
All right.
Yeah.
You can get it done but that's gonna take some
work
she already got him interviewing
oh shit
yeah
alright
yo
yo
you got us?
Hey, Rob.
Just make sure you got us.
And we're back.
All right, who wants to start telling the truth here on this pod about how this looks?
About which part?
Desus did Kimmel. Not only did he do kimmel but he
interviewed genie bus on kimmel looking like every bit of 10 gazillion dollars
that kind of changes this from a quick little guest spot to i'm interviewing somebody of
real stature here and the trust that they have in him to do that.
Kind of tell you,
might've been some conversations happening for a while.
Some planning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little bit.
I have a few questions for y'all.
I start with number one.
If you and I do a podcast,
a two man podcast,
I know we do a podcast,
but if we do a two man podcast.
Okay.
And one person is making
decisions for their life that will alter the state of that podcast are they responsible for telling
their person that they do the podcast with that those things are going on yes uh park says yes
you gotta be a little more specific what's our relationship we just do a podcast together no i'm
talking about what you said they made that's where it gets tricky yes we just do a podcast together but
however successful podcast it's a successful podcast platforms it's known it's popular it
brings in revenue people quit their jobs uh people fucking make good money doing a podcast
and if that's going to be the state of that's going to be altered in any way
doing a podcast and if that's going to be
the state of that's going to be altered
in any way
should your partner
yes
I think like
if you and I have a podcast
and we 50-50 owners
and I'm
planning to
make a drastic life change
absolutely
I think you need to be made
privy to that
if it could affect
our working relationship
or the brand that we've built
I think
you're privy to that
nice again it goes to our relationship if you just a co-worker of mine and we just got this
show it successful or not like and then another opportunity come that's way more lucrative not
even just lucrative this is in line with what where i want it to be
you know i'm saying because i'm pretty sure if we got a show together you have what you
your plan and your goals i have mine we might have talked about that before you know what i'm
saying like at some point i want this you might not want that so if that opportunity comes to me
then i mean you'll find out but i'm not i don't necessarily
got to run it past you i don't think so you find out when everybody else finds out um or in the
same ballpark same but it might not be like when a public announcement goes out or something but
once we got some ink ready to sign and now things have gotten to that point where it okay this is
really happening because you know you get a bunch of conversations and meetings and shit nothing come from it but once we got to the point where this is something
concrete relationships that you're massaging that can potentially turn into pardon me a quick
lifestyle change like a drastic lifestyle change like where you'll uproot from the city that you
live in and start somewhere else new yeah Yeah. My personal opinion is...
I still wouldn't.
If we have a real relationship,
like if we boys...
Yeah.
Y'all keep blurring the lines
with this boy.
I know.
I took it off of that.
No, I think if we boys,
then you definitely
get the conversation.
But even in a business forum
where we 50-50 on this show,
you owe it to...
I think you owe it to the person.
That's my personal opinion. Regardless if y'all homeboys or not you still owe them that reason why i take it off of
the homeboys aspect is because if we homeboys like that ain't gotta be no show if i'm having a
y'all would know if we didn't even work together and some shit came down the line that could
change my i'll be talking to y'all we homies gotcha so i'm take i'm removing that from this that's gonna if that's my homie we're
gonna have that talk regardless just letting you know what's going on with a nigga but if we just
have work together and that's the extent of our relationship then i don't feel i'm obligated to
let you know that hey i'm taking some meetings over here that might change it yeah i disagree
now i disagree at first i was
on that side but i disagree i think that if we built a brand and we have businesses aligned with
our brand i think if you're going to deviate from what we already have going on i think it's a
conversation that needs to be had got it i think it's just a conversation that needs to be had
but when it's concrete like when
I got a contract
from these niggas
and now
okay we speak for real
I think it's starting to look like
concrete might be
poured
is when you had the conversation
think about this though
it won't be just
I'm taking a meeting over there
nah nah you don't gotta tell
yeah that's what I'm talking about
it ain't gonna be that
but even when it's concrete now
and they want you to leave
in three weeks
or two weeks
that's when you go tell a homeboy
like yo dawg
two weeks
nah that's crazy
you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm out of here.
That's crazy to me.
That's a little rough.
That's a little crazy to me.
Desus looks like
they prepping him
for primetime.
He looks good up there.
He looks like they're
prepping him for primetime.
Skin shining.
Yeah, bald head shining.
He's balder than
it's ever been in his life.
Vice ain't gonna say
that bald.
Congratulations to Desus.
Now I know how
some of that meeting sounded.
Like all I say,
more will be revealed.
Now I know how
some of that last
breakup Desus and Mero
meeting went.
Listen, man,
I'm riding with the manager.
Okay, all right.
No, no, no.
You sure?
You sure? No, it wasn't a you sure
Nah
I never seen a two man
Late night show
I never seen that one
Where I'm going
The slot for one
There's a one seater
One seat left in that first class
And he took my coat
When I got on that plane
And I gotta go buddy Sorry you have fun With math or one seat left in that first class. And he took my coat when I got on that plane.
And I gotta go, buddy.
Sorry, you have fun with math.
Shout out to math,
but this looks different.
Jeannie Buss looks great.
Which leads me to my second question.
Ish, you would sleep
with Jeannie Buss?
If you were single, of course,
and available,
and all of that shit i would
drool right on her pillow are you crazy you see her skin shine
joe do you know how much money she got yo this is a horror yo i'm not a whore
and the money don't matter the money like a wh. That's better than cherries on a sundae.
She is worth a couple Bs.
This is sounding like whore-ish talk-ish.
She looks amazing for 60.
And that's his age range.
It ain't really asking him to step outside of his element.
This is right along right here.
Yeah.
Ice, you just told us a couple pot.
You've told us every pot for the last two years that for the right price, you are gone.
Oh, no.
But I.
Yes.
Okay.
You denying it.
That's all I'm saying.
No, no, no, no, no.
I said.
I want you to stand up in it.
No, no.
The money would just be the.
Some sprinkles.
On the vanilla.
Like a player.
A player.
Yeah, yeah.
A player.
A player.
I wanna go.
I'm playing, yo.
I wanna go.
You know?
I wanna go.
So let me ask you.
Do I pop without the money?
Yeah.
I don't know if she...
I don't know if she looks like that without the money.
Let's say she does.
Pull up them pictures they just had of Jeannie Buss.
Everybody in here popped.
Is this Stacey Dash or something?
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm getting so confused.
Stacey Dash is the bar for us now?
It used to be.
I was alive and you were alive for that.
Come on, don't do that.
Not today, but she used to be. I was alive and you were alive for that. Come on, don't do that. Not today, but she used to be.
No, sir.
She was her.
I'm just saying that wasn't our bar.
That wasn't our standard.
Is that Holly Berry?
Every chick you popped didn't look like Stacey Dash.
No.
I know a bunch of Stacey commas in here that got popped.
They ain't had the dash.
Fuck you talk about.
That's my point.
I'm not saying
She the best shit
Since sliced bread
She worth a couple billion dollars
She's an attractive lady
I'm popping
But then the next sentence
He'll say it's not about the money
Yeah that's what I'm like
I want one day
For us to just come in here
And niggas be like
That's not what I said
I said it's not only
About the money
That was the cherry
On the ice cream
I didn't say that
And then I went to sprinkles
So I'm asking you
If the money
If it wasn't no cherry Or no sprinkles, are you still eating ice cream?
He said he likes Stacey Karma's.
Karma's.
I don't even know white names.
Will you eat the vanilla ice cream without the Sprinkles?
I gotta see her.
I don't know if she looks like that without no money.
That's just being honest.
We all know money.
Let's say she does.
Let's say she does.
Her dad was still her dad.
I don't care what you're doing.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
There's some money hiding somewhere.
She might not have the money.
This money is I'm running the organization.
Yo, look at her skin.
You talk about Desus' forehead.
Look at her skin.
Yeah, I don't think her skin is doing what you...
I don't see what you see.
I see the money.
I see the money.
I see the money.
You can see the money right there.
So it's about the money?
No, I just don't know if she looks like that.
So it's about the money.
You keep telling us it's about the money.
It is about the money if that's how she look with the money
and you don't know if you would do it if she didn't have the money.
Yesterday.
A thousand times.
A thousand out of a thousand.
Ain't even have to wait till today.
Yesterday. Whenever she want
On standby
On call
I'm not doing all that
I'm still
Oh now he found his back
She worth how many B's
I'm still me
How many B's
How many are you worth next to her
Like at the time
I'm still me
You now
Me
I'm still me
Alright so the money changes
On her side
But on your side
It's I'm me
No I'm saying that this
genie buzz call you right now yo as soon as you get that mic away from your face
come put i'm gonna say that come put your mic
being respectful here yo come come come run over here and see me for about 15 minutes i got a
little window before my next my next meeting and to run out. You're going over there.
And you're servicing her
for however long she says
and then you're going on
about your business.
True.
But,
wait, wait, wait.
Let me finish.
Why dudes be trying
to have a spine and shit?
No, no, no.
I'm not saying that.
Okay.
But the right girl,
and this is all hypothetical
me single-ish,
the right girl could call me
and be like,
yo, when you finish pot
and come holla,
she don't got to be Jeannie Bush.
She ain't got to be worth a couple hundred million dollars he's saying let me finish okay go ahead
no she don't have no no let her finish no no she don't have to be a billionaire we all know it's a
girl or there have been girls that the second we put this mic down i'm gonna holla at you niggas
and i'm gone i don't know that i know you don't i don't know that about I know you don't. I don't know that about the girl. I'm talking about the girl worth $500 million.
Joe, you've caught many a flight.
We're talking about Antoine.
Thank you very much.
You just said Joe know about you.
But I don't.
But go ahead.
We'll get back to that.
We ain't talking about just a girl.
We're talking about one worth $500 million.
This nigga want to be Kyle Kuzma so bad.
You know what?
You could be Lyle.
Lyle kuzma
you could be loud yo and you'd be in dc too
this nigga's so stupid b what's wrong with you yo fam y'all niggas sitting here stunting but
it's cool i'm gonna let y'all pot how we stunting i'm married i would love to know how we yeah how
we stun you know i don't do white girls love to know how we stun Yeah how we stun
You know I don't do white girls like that
Do you pop genie bus?
Yeah
Do you pop genie bus?
Do you pop genie bus?
And you say you don't pop genie bus
No
Okay
That's what we stun
Now put a name on a bullet
Go around the room and tell us who's front
Put a name on it
You front
Ice is front
Ice ain't front How's Joe front? Why you say that? You frontin'. Ice is frontin'.
Nigga, you...
Ice ain't frontin'.
How's Joe frontin'?
Why you say that?
We poddin' or we for real?
We poddin'.
We'll put it to Patreon.
You get to rule.
All right, now let's...
We move this shit quick.
In a heartbeat.
Now let's dance.
Nigga, you are a narcissist
that puts your dick on the table.
And if you get an opportunity
to be sticking your dick
in Jeannie Buss
and going to the fucking
whatever awards
with Jeannie Buss
in a tuxedo
you do it
oh no
I'm opposed to everything
I disagree with that
I'm not done
I'm not done
you are a money hawk
so if you have an opportunity
to be fucking Jeannie Buss
and she's worth a billion dollars
you are going to give her
the best dick
you've ever given out
in your life
so she get 14 minutes
yes 21 maybe 21 minutes not necessarily because she She's worth a billion dollars. You are going to give her the best dick you've ever given out in your life. So she get 14 minutes.
Yes.
21 minutes.
21 minutes.
Not necessarily because she.
How?
See, here's the.
Time out.
Hold on. And that beard will be in that booty hole.
No, no, no, no.
Hold on.
Let me tell you why.
Why?
Let me tell you why.
That's the mistake a lot of these chicks is making because they fucking.
You ain't got to fuck to get the money.
You can sell them on the illusion that you will fuck
them not you and her
I'm just gonna milk it
I need everyone
to be quiet
silence
I would not be a great potter
if we didn't stay on that for at least
five minutes
Ice is gonna to sell.
Genie fucking bust.
On the fact that I might hit it.
On the illusion.
Five foot seven ice.
Hey, my nigga.
Five foot seven ice.
Ice, I'm with you.
I'm not five seven.
But I'm not going to hold you.
I'm going to get serious.
Can we start having some real conversations, please?
Hold up, Ice.
Listen.
Fam, all right, come on.
I love you.
Ice, you could put a pin in that.
Dog, I'm telling you that's not my type.
So I'm not attracted.
She is your type.
No, she's not.
She's worth a B.
No, but outside of that, she's your type.
That modifies the scale. She slides the scale. I, she's not. She's worth a B. No, but outside of that, she's your type. That modifies the scale.
She slides the scale.
I hear you.
For everybody.
You cannot say you'll fuck Mariah Lynn
and I'm going to fuck Jeannie Bush.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can, Joe.
You can.
You love to keep bringing that up,
but guess what?
I'm going to fuck Mariah Lynn.
You can't say that.
The fuck you want me to do?
You can't say that.
And she know it.
You're going to get Mariah Lynn soon.
Nah.
I'm not trying to get it.
I just would. The illusion. She's going to jump're going to get Mariah, let's go. Nah. I'm not trying to get it. I just would.
The illusion.
She's going to jump in your DMs.
Yo, what you playing for?
Ish, you called me a narcissist
and then said I'd stick my dick
on the table.
Why?
First of all, I'm not a narcissist,
but that's not the point.
I know why that's false about him,
what you said.
I know why that's false.
I don't.
He's had opportunities to.
Not that.
We all know some of the opportunities that Joe has had.
Bitches have been shooting at Joe for the last 20 years.
I don't know of one, and we've been close.
I don't know of one that's been a billionaire that.
So it is about the money for you.
Listen, it's not a just a.
You keep going to the.
Go ahead.
Yo, bro.
You just want to miss me.
Y'all, no.
I said the money was one aspect of it.
But a large one but yeah outside of
the go outside of the money right none of us that i know are dating chicks for their money
but be clear there's a certain status when you have date or any girl and niggas in here definitely
recognize the status of some of these girls i've never dated you've
never dated you've never dated not neither one of you have ever dated and i don't even know y'all
dating history have ever dated anybody on the status of her correct but we wasn't talking about
dating that's a stunt we weren't talking about dating we were talking about her yeah we weren't
talking about dating and i'm not that that's not who i'm attracted to so if I were to do what you're saying, it would literally be
trying to get a money
for a money play.
Yeah.
That's all I'm saying.
I wouldn't do that
without these.
That's what I'm not.
I ain't about to be her boy toy.
If I'm not.
So you could have saved us
the song and dance
and just came in and sang.
It was a joke.
We having a jokey pod, yo.
We having a jokey pod.
I know.
It's mad trooper jokes.
I would never.
Dog, I'm me.
I wouldn't.
She couldn't play me.
Like, I'm still going to.
She been fucking making rain on them houses.
Come over there and make it rain on them houses every day.
All of them.
Where you live at.
Marble for you.
Marble for you.
You get the rolls. You get a rolls you get a rolls
yo yo
anyway
marble everything
yo it's on me
nah
on me
I just wanted to see you smile
yeah you fucking
you up
you out of here
gleam gleam
Zach that's what we saying
and he gonna come drive by
his dude
oh no
he gonna stunt to us though
yeah he would 100% stunt to us
I just wanna see you smile
You lucky I ain't have my implants in
I would've gave him a whole
She gonna come let you go
Yo go get your teeth done
Marble teeth too
Fuck it
Marble teeth for issue
Marble the teeth
Trust me
You crazy
Niggas in here lying dog
It's cool though
Fair
Park said yes
Yeah Park said yes
Corey said no
I know
He lying too
If you think Jeannie Buss
Is letting Parks get in her bed
With them feet
Them feet ain't touching that bed
At all
You better put them hills
Over there
Sorry
You got to sell the illusion of Parks
Them little rough ass hills
You better put them shit over there
Nah the illusion of ice
Is the greatest thing in the world
Hey hills you better put them nah the illusion of ice is the greatest thing in the world nah we might have to name
the pod the illusion of ice
yo name it
her last name is bus and
guess what ish would be
doing
but it has nothing to do with the money, though, right?
Ice.
All right, man.
You're ice and air.
I'm going to start calling out.
But me being compared to him, I took offense to that.
You're going to start calling out a lot.
I like it.
Spice things up. OK. We could spice things up. But I don't tell the truth about it. I just wouldn't do that. You're going to start calling out the line. I like it. Spice things up.
Okay, we could.
Spice things up.
But I don't tell the truth about it.
I just wouldn't do that.
All right.
If I did, though, shit, it's my Lakers now.
What y'all talking about?
Watch this move.
I'm going to show y'all something.
I'll show you a move or two, buddy.
I'm getting half of the Lakers out of that.
If I start playing them games, it's going to get to here.
Phil Jackson, his broke back.
You know what I'd be doing?
Do you know what I would be doing?
What if you can't fuck with Phil Jackson Phil Jackson a freak man
He don't know that
Phil Jackson about 6'9
Like a belly walk
Got a cane
He ain't got a walk
Got a cane
I got one too
He ain't got a walk
He might got another cane
And I bet he gets
Better birthday gifts
Than you two now.
Yeah.
No, he don't.
Mine would be
from the heart, Joe.
Bitch, don't nobody
care about what's
in your heart.
That's not true.
No, who care about
what's in your heart?
I know.
See, because you
always tricking.
I'm giving you
the heart.
The heart that held
the nigga down
when he had no bread.
Tell him Ice.
I don't know what
you talking about. Tell him Ice. Stop ice. I don't know what you talking about.
Tell him ice.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I can't wait till that topic come up.
I'm going to smoke y'all's fucking boots when that phone topic, that one that's in there.
That one come up.
That one.
I'm going to smoke y'all's.
You going to say it?
You fucking right.
Yeah, that one.
You fucking right.
I don't know.
Joe.
Come on. You're going to lose that one I don't know. Joe. Come on.
You can lose that one, bro.
Yeah, better.
Come on.
What else we got?
Anything?
Nothing?
It's fine.
I'm cool.
We've caused enough damage for the day.
Let me see if there's any damage I'm missing out here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Yep. I'm pretty cool. Yep
I'm pretty cool
Good
I'm alright
I'm good
Alright man
What they sleeping on man
Give us some vibes
I know you on a vacation already
Give us some Mykon. I know you on a vacation already. Give us some Mykonos vibes.
Preemptive.
No, I'm on that Playboy album.
I'm sure I played this before,
but with all this arm,
with that talk we was having.
Somebody, who did that?
Said they didn't hear that Playboy album.
Somebody here.
I'm just talking about Tory Lanez' last podcast
or something like that.
I think that was,
even if this was my album.
And this ain't even the one I was gonna play, but this the moment I want to hear it.
What you mean is you ain't fucking me no more, little bitches, you dumb.
Slacking on my pimpin' made you leave me for a new one
Girl, I'm way too wavy, let you play me like it's too fun
Malice in my palace, you the salad to my crouton
Keisha, Jenny, Gia, give a fuck about what they say
Talkin' like Madea with that rah-rah and that Ray Tay
Me on someone smokin' on a B, it got that A grade
On the block, I'm spinnin spinning on that bitch just like a Beyblade
Don't fuck with my exes, but get Texas on a late night
Airplane modem like the wheels by the take flight
And it's 500 on the dash
And to them things I'm tryna bag, I'm on your ass, ah
Money is the motive, you got no emotion
Only two niggas, she want is Benjamin and Borden
If money ain't in hand and the plan get aborted Slick with deafness, I bet you'll make it feel important
But it ain't nothing important to her, ain't nothing important
But Benjamin's important, but it ain't nothing important to her
Ain't nothing important
But Benjamin's important
Watch for me when I found another nigga bitches you dumb
Bitch are you dumb?
Bitch, is you dumb?
Bitch, are you dumb?
Broke my heart and found someone Are you dumb?
Are you stupid?
I got a good dumb, my girl, which one?
It must be one
Is it crack?
Cocaine or meth you smoke?
What type of drugs you on?
Bitch, she ain't never left before
Is it make-believe?
Cause it must be the joke of the summer
You can't leave me so open, had your pussy soaking
It's dripping all over my covers
You know we've been fucking, I had you chin-tucking
Licking your tongue and it grabbed me, itching when you dick-tucking
Put my chicken in your dip like it's Kentucky
Now you fronted to that nigga like you didn't love it
I couldn't figure, heard this nigga get more paper than me
I can't even flex and say I'm richer
Guess I'm just a rollie heater richer
I feel embarrassed
I was thinking about hearts in a carriage
Thinking about kids in our backyard
Here you come, divorce and a marriage
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Made me put in work when you was trying to find someone One question Are you fucking dumb? Are you dumb? Are you dumb? Are you dumb? Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
Are you dumb? Are you dumb? Are you dumb? Are you dumb? Are you dumb? Tori Lanez, her Are You Dumb Playboy album.
And I've seen something that said he got a bunch of projects coming.
Yeah, I got the list right here, man.
Chicks Tape 6. I'm there. Sorry for what? Twitch Tape. and I've seen something that said he got a bunch of projects coming yeah I got the list right here man
Chicks Tape 6 I'm there
Sorry For What, Twitch Tape
Peterson which is Daystar 2
Alone At Prime Deluxe
Chicks Tape 6
New Toronto 4 and Playboy 2
oh I didn't see Playboy 2
yeah
oh yeah
ain't nothing to say
ain't nothing to say Yeah
Ain't nothing to say
Alright I'm going to DC
This is One Call Away
Hey
By Paris Price Only one call away Only one call away
Only one call away
Only one call away
Yeah, and I'ma play my part
Baby, I'ma be there when the day get dark
Ever since I met you, girl, you made your mark
From the start, I swear to promise I will play your heart
If you let me in
I will never treat you like pedestrian
Say you ready, baby, let's begin
I don't wanna waste time, no face time
Leave my hands on your waistline
I need a ring, oh on if you callin'
And I need a door unlocked if you want it
Cause baby, I'm good for it, yeah
Only one call away
I need a ringer on if you callin'
And I need a door unlocked if you want it
Cause baby, I'm good for it, yeah
Only one call away
Just don't have me chasing fool's gold
I be waiting for you, pull up in your two-door
I slow caress you when you move low
But if I'm moving way too fast, then we can move slow
Cause girl, I love your company
You like it better when I'm underneath
Make sure the blinds closed
Ooh, baby, when you touch me
I swear it feel like a hundred degrees
I leave your mind blown I want you closer so come over when it's Friday
I love the sight of you pulling up in the driveway
Put some mimosas on the coasters by the fireplace
I got the Midas so tell your friends you in my head
Only one call away
I need to bring it on if you call it I need a door, a lock if you want it
Cause baby, I'm good for it, and only one call away
I need a ring, who on if you callin'?
And I need a door, a lock if you want it
Cause baby, I'm good for it, and only one call away
We will call away
That's One Call Away, Paris Price That was great
That's a bop
Yeah, nice little summertime bop record
I'm going to the bay, this is Larry June, Another Day, Part 2
Pop record.
I'm going to the Bay.
This is Larry June.
Another day.
Part two.
Yeah.
I might have to bring the bed back up.
Or it's a shit.
Take the same.
Yeah. Yeah. Time off and shit
Take you to that memory lane though
Parked the rental in the garage, find me a tub
Prayin' for change, in the kitchen baggin' it up
She hittin' the blade, I'm pickin' it up My heart was cold, my mind was stuck
Another day and it could've been my last Made a lot of money, but I blew through it fast
I lost a lot of friends and it hurt me bad Sometimes I wonder how I still spit on these tracks
Damn
Man
Another day in the city
Another day in the city
Another day in the city
Another day in the kitchen Can can't be waitin'
on the nigga All the things we was riskin' made my vision
way bigger Rock with modified glizzies, I emerged from
the trenches Man, I kept hearin' somethin'
It was birds in the kitchen, thinkin' bout T-Wood
Another night on the road, pray to God I make it safe with these motherfuckin' bows
Trickin' on the bitch, nigga, playin' with your nose
Man, I made it out smooth, not a stain on
my clothes She was at her out car, hit the safe 440
Told her take everything but she can leave the nigga rolly
Man, we live the wild life, I know niggas that unfold it
I been rocking by myself, shout you go say I owe you, wow Another day in the city
Another day in the city
Another day, another day
Another day in the city
Another day, another day
Another day, another day
Another day, another day
Another day, another day
Another day, another day
It's Another Day part two by Larry June
That was hard too
New album Spaceships on the Blade out now
Tough
Ish
Alright, ish
Who's got one spin out the studio?
Cute little doll have you found this time?
Stupid, yo
This is the locks, actually Terminator Cute little doll have you found this time. That is so stupid yo.
This is the locks actually.
Oh.
Terminator.
She ain't finished the song in time.
Donnie, I stay with that big lock.
I put him in Ziploc.
You put him on TikTok.
What happened to hip hop?
The dope ass MC, the DJ big crates.
I first heard Double Dutch bust on them Lil'
8's Mr. Magic playing, turn it down, it's too
late Chuck D and Cool J, the era was so great
Puttin' a flashback to this dope-ass rap Right now my foot is on these lil' niggas'
back I click clack the iron, whoever out there dyin'
Spin back, shoot whoever out there cryin' Forgive me Lord, the drug dealers ain't teach me nothin'
I had to learn, I seen niggas get killed for frontin'
Now I'm outside your Airbnb From the era when they were scared to rhyme
with D&D Y'all niggas better stop
Y'all know about D-Block Funny ass dancers, nigga, all we have was
the WAP Maybe Runnin' Man, but I was tied for that
Crack rocks, nigga, black tops and ratchet Oh, that's my lil' homie's sister, she can
catch it Head crack, what's in lil' homie's sister, she can
catch it Head crack, what's in your bank?
I'm a match it Yeah, don't let these niggas throw you off
Like you supposed to die for them or go up north
When the nigga that you followin' is extra soft
Take his gun and smack him and be fuckin' cold, done
I stay with the F-in', I teach you a lesson It's not my fault, I'm greater than you, Leston
Too much hate is why you missin missing your blessings Like my chances with any contestants
Lower your tone now, cause we all grown now That bid you did don't mean nothing, you home
now That just mean you can catch two in your dome
now Really have a going home party alone now
You ain't make it, you got no talent So use your rights and just remain silent
Save the tough talk cause you ain't valent You just on drugs, you ain't wiling When they knock your teeth out, you ain't
smiling I pay taxes and you ain't fouling
I'm still hungry, my stomach is growling And the fangs is out, that mean my niggas
is howling Hate suspected, we already seen love
You mad, we really getting the money you dreamed of
33 and a third, everything between us've seen loyalty every time you seen us boys a genius get off my penis before you force
me to send the cleaners what I am is my brother's keeper and what do kill you
will make you weaker fuck boy what up boy key mines I'ma hit him twice he think
I throw him the peace sign double tap, it's a bubble wrap If they cook enough then it's coming back Hit em with an axe like a lumberjack
Timber, lands with the 38s in em for niggas that think they ninjas
Boil like Zeke in the final when I'm injured Gangsta, hating when Sam fell for ginger
Dope boy, I'ma be gone till November Come back in a new drop, boil and I shoot
like the NBA two spot
What you really tryna do, ah?
I'm the top boy, what you need a little food, ah?
You should know I'm the ghost standard Fuck with the homeboys, the black ghost lander
Niggas better than ghost 9 are so random Niggas hard in the ghost knot with no cannon
I ain't made the ball bounce but I made the bars bounce
Starting on the corner with a hard ounce I ain't tryna play the yard for the yard count
Rather be on the island whippin' the car around
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
Starting on the corner with a hard ounce I ain't tryna play the yard for the yard count
Rather be on the island whippin' the car around
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce
I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce I ain't need the ball bounce but I need the bars bounce I ain't need the ball bounce, but I need the bars bounce Starting on the corner with a hard ounce
I ain't trying to play the yard for the yard count
Rather be on the island whippin' the car around
Niggas is mad black and it's all now
But catch a bullet hole or it's gone now
Ghost, ghost
That's Terminator Locks by The Locks.
Yo, it's been a while before I heard a song that just had my face scrunched up the entire...
For a good three minutes.
Bro.
Sheesh.
Lower your tone now.
That shit's mean.
No, that was crazy right there.
Sheesh.
Good shit
Old head niggas used to come home
Remember, Gord?
Tryna take your shit
That was some nice reflexes
Alright, we out of here, man
I was gonna end this shit smooth
But it changed my mood
It changed my vibe Hopefully you enjoyed this pod
As much as we enjoyed giving it to you
Again
We are on vacation After the next pod
For a little while
Please don't expect to see us
Bodies of snakes
That's why I try to keep the grass cut
So I can see them when they coming
Cause them niggas that you went to pod with
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Till the next time I bid you adieu Farewell, adios, arrivederci, au revoir, au revoir
Hasta la vista, so long, goodbye
Do remember life is a series of moments and moments past
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
I'm not even here here I am a hologram I ain't in the holo, uh, uh, uh, holo A lot of niggas, whoa
Last but certainly not least The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab a time and all you might need it we got good weather new york the next few
days now i'm getting bigger checks conference calls with bigger enjoy yourself out there stay
safe all i do is get high and think oh man i gotta cut this off man motherfuckers hit your
knees and just pray to the lord i'd rather die today than let them all then watch you
cry motherfuckers just stealing ball put in work, you might get put in the church
Funeral time, everybody kissing the corpse
Learn the ropes, don't riff if you soft
You pissing me off, call me SP and I spit on your boss
You can die cause this shit might happen to me
But I'ma still happen to be, packin' a three
Fuck with bitches that be rappin' the keys
And the niggas that bug over drug money Clapping the D's, shooting the breeze
Nine in the booth from the trees One in the morning, catch me with the
About one month of summer left, you better enjoy it
So real and you can front up if you wanna I don't understand
Fuck a dog, die in a can I say you push, I say you push
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