The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 575 | "Cultural Differences"
Episode Date: November 2, 2022The guys react to the recent sad news of Takeoff’s death (15:18) & the tragic passing of Davido’s three-year old son (46:35). Recapping Diddy’s the weekend (51:45). Next, Michigan vs. Michigan S...tate players fight in the tunnel (1:24:15), Steve Nash getting fired from Brooklyn (1:41:15). Joe gives his “Pray For The Devil” movie review (1:52:44), NFL trade deadline talk (1:54:30), Part of the Show segment (1:57:33), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Baby Rose - “Go” Ice | Kodak Black - “300 Blackout” Parks | Smoke DZA (feat. Ransom) - “Top of the Morning” Ish | Eli Derby - “3am”
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Could've went to Ikea.
Nobody cares about expenses.
Could've went to Ashley's.
Yeah, this is fucking crazy.
Could've went to Ikea's.
Could've went to Bob's.
Niggas know about me up in Bob's over there.
They know about Joe.
I forgot the name of the little lower level discount clearance side.
They know about me.
Legend.
The Pit.
It's The Pit.
The Pit, yes.
Legend in two games.
They know about me on The Pit.
Furnished a lot of rooms with The Pit.
Are we live?
We're live.
All right.
God damn it.
Look, already looking to me.
Don't look to me.
I'm fucked up and sad. Fucked up and sad since I woke up. Word. All right. God damn it. Look, already looking to me. Don't look to me. I'm fucked up and sad.
Fucked up and sad since I woke up.
Word.
All right, so let me just start with some sadness.
I'm going to try to push us through so we have a good broadcast here.
This mic ain't the way it's supposed to be.
I'm better than this.
Only these niggas talk away from the mic.
I talk right into the mic, son.
No, you don't.
No, I don't.
No, you don't.
No, I don't. You don't. I'm telling you, I don't. A year and a half, y'all can't talk. No, I talk right from the mic. Don't care about the mic. I talk right into the mic, son. No, you don't. No, I don't. No, you don't. No, I don't.
You don't.
I'm telling you, I don't.
A year and a half, y'all can't talk.
No, I talk right into the mic.
Right here.
Center of the mic.
Yeah, I know.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Professional.
Let's see if the pocket.
Want to pay a dollar every time somebody don't talk into the mic?
No.
I'm worried about me.
Y'all can do what y'all want.
Yes, you want to pay a dollar every time somebody don't talk into the mic?
Bruh, I'm good, yo.
Yo, welcome, welcome, welcome. What episode is this? Bro, I'm good. Yo, welcome, welcome, welcome.
What episode is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, was that your intro?
No.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I was just trying to lead you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, bro.
All right, bleed on the couch for a second before we get started.
Yeah.
Rub around a little bit here.
A little shimmy.
All right, listen, some days it's tough to come to work. It is. Some days it's tough to come to work, man. Rub around a little bit Alright listen
Some days it's tough to come to work
Some days it's tough to come to work man
That's really just the bottom line
I ain't here to tap dance
I'm not here to sugar coat it
Sometimes when it's rough to come to work
You're afforded the luxury
Of like a one or two day buffer
Between bad news happening
And you processing it.
Not today.
I woke up bright and ready to get to work,
but I was still a little foggy eyed.
It's around six in the morning, grabbed my phone
and the takeoff news was the very first news that I saw.
Then I had to go throw some water in my face.
I thought the phone was bugging.
I thought maybe it was just a scuffle or something happened,
and I'm just reading this wrong, and unfortunately, I was incorrect.
So I want to start with a rest in peace to take off.
Condolences to the entire culture.
There are too many people I know that have heavy hearts
and are in deep, deep mourning right now.
One of the most legendary groups of all time,
I'm going to go on the record and say.
No doubt.
And this is a tough loss, but they all are tough losses.
So this will be a tough pod to do.
But I cried.
I cried.
I cried.
I got my tears out the way, hopefully for good.
But I cried because you watch these people kind of grow up.
That's why.
Like, you remember these niggas when they looked a little, not dusty, but maybe the money wasn't there.
It was early on.
Just signed a contract.
Just signed a deal.
Long hair.
Not the oiliest.
Fucking getting clowned.
Mumble rap.
The fuck are they talking about?
What's going on?
And then you see gentlemen build an entire empire and become the wave and set the tone and become the footprint of everything
that was to come musically in our genre.
So we're going to just do a tribute.
I know Atlanta is heavy, heavy, heavy heart.
Your heart's kind of been heavy.
So this is just even more on top of that.
But I'm going to attempt check one, two, one, two I'ma make my check one, two, one, two
I'ma make my check one, two, one, two
I'ma make my check one, two, one, two
I'ma make my check one, two, one, two
I'ma make my check one, two, one, two
Young nigga poppin' with a pocket full of cottage
Whoa, Kimo Sabe choppa, aim it into nothing
Had to call the addict, in the top I had to chop it
Niggas pocket watchin', so I gotta keep the rocket
Neck water, faucet water, makin' birds makin'
And pint stockin', and necks keep thottin'
Wrist on hockey, wrist on Rocky
Lotta niggas copy, huh Names on one key
Stop me, stop me, stop me, stop me
If you know me, know this ain't my first swing Certified everywhere, ain't got a premium resume
Shout out to everybody in Atlanta, we with you
I pull up on the lane, R.P. the Nate dog
Shout out to the whole QC
Public service now, snap Shut out the Offset
Quavo
Everybody that's been blessed enough to experience those brothers
Especially take off
I'ma knock the pussy out like fight
Hit it with the left, hit it with the right I'ma knock the pussy out like fight Hit it with the left, hit it with the right
I'ma knock the pussy out like fight Beat it with the left, beat it with the right
I'ma knock the pussy out like fight If you know me, know this ain't my first sway
Certified everywhere, ain't got a permanent resume
Talk crazy, I pull up on the left I'll be late, dog
I keep rockin' fire, watch him disintegrate
It's a short load coming on the industry
Third line state, all on my dinner plate
You may be such a one in me, I'ma stay away with this one
I can never be a broke nigga
Broke niggas, I can never get along with them
I'ma leave them in the saloon, no way
Broke nigg you down to the top of the hill I'ma take you down to the top of the hill I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill
I'ma take you down to the top of the hill I'ma take you down out, like, like, like Beat it with the left, beat it with the right I'ma knock the pussy out, like, like, like
We was there for this
Versace, Versace, Medusa head on me like I'm a Manatee
I, I, I know that you like it
Versace, my neck and my wrist is so slimy
Versace, Versace, I love it
Versace, the top of my ID
My luggage, I got it
He give me the dust and I know that they mighty
Got it
Whoa I mean, I just love the Versace store I know that they mighty Shhh, Shaito Whoa
I mean I just love the Fasachi store
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We wanna thank you for your contribution
We appreciate you
We gon' stop, we good, chill
We on scale, let's go, Domingo, let's go
Take, let's go Wake it upo, let's go, take, let's go
Wake it up out there, wake it up out there
Scraining, scraining, we celebrating life in the end of day
Scraining, scraining, scraining, yo
Don't nothing get straining but straining
Don't nothing get straining but straining
Don't nothing get straining but straining
You don't get shit strained, you don't straining
In this game, sit back, be patient
Niggas act like the game went vacant
Niggas act like something been taken I can't stop thinking about Quavo.
I'll be honest with you.
Word.
Can't stop thinking about him.
28 years old.
28 years old. She put this wrist on, she's back in the city with what you left home Turn a pandemic into a pandemic, you know that's the shit that we on
Them niggas gon' pull up and act like this shit is together, won't fuck with you homes
Uh-uh, I don't do the fake kickin', they gon' rock it and take it
It's a problem with feudin', we strainin' it
Somebody can't put a demon in it
Upgrade the band up with fiends in it
I got some shooters, you seen with it
We're runnin' shit back, I just seen tenin'
We gon' get straight
Strainin', strainin', strainin' Yeah, strainin', strainin', strainin' Shooters ain't seen with it We're running shit back, I just seen it We gonna get straight Straightening, straightening, straightening
Yo, straightening, straightening, straightening
Yo, don't nothing get straightened but straightening
Don't nothing get straightened but straightening
Don't nothing get straightened but straightening
You don't get shit straight, you don't straighten it
You don't get shit straight if you don't straighten it
I'm gonna turn the shit back and watch patient
Do a trick with the stick, it's amazing
And that's the other thing, right?
Like, to be at odds
To be at odds with someone when they go
Like, my head is spinning over just
Yeah
Yeah
What's that called?
Like, survivor's guilt?
Survivor's guilt, yeah
Remorse
They both
Survivor's remorse
Yeah, same shit
They both would have to Yeah, same shit.
They both would have to have it.
Yeah.
Quavo in.
That was it.
Oh, man.
Championship, it's a three-piece.
Shoot out the window like Drizzy and Freaky.
Free.
I keep it on me, believe me. Yes, sir.
I be up high where the trees be.
High.
I go and put on so much of this ice.
That's it.
I'm testing you.
You're going to freeze me.
All right.
I got to hear my song from these brothers.
Papa was a rolling stone, but now I got rolling stones in the bezel. All right. Mama at home all alone, hustling, hear my song from these brothers. This is my song.
All right.
Shout out to the family, the friends, the loved ones.
Oh, man.
I went crazy with it came down.
If a bitch ever try to fillet me, huh,
I just sit back and let her.
She got it.
Then she come up off the chores, whatever.
My pockets came with extra cheddar.
Go.
I can see through the fuck shit.
Fuck shit.
I think that my skills getting better.
With a stick, I'm at peace, Mandela.
Mandela.
I'm willing to feed whoever.
How can I help you?
I ain't nothing like you.
Nobody touch you but God.
God.
You can watch us beat the odds.
Beat it. This ain't no cap, no facade
Young rich and black and we gon' be the charge
We gon', I'm spending cash, no card
I'm liking her natural ass, no fraud
If she got a fake ass, of course
There ain't nothing wrong with inners and in-laws
From the back, from the back, we enjoy
Honey rack, I'ma tap with my boy
Got the clip poking out, we be showing
Anybody check out, we be known
In and out, in and out, we be goin' On a 757 bond
And my AP say size is the phone
I'ma get this a friend when you call
I spend my bills on the crib
Cover myself, F&N is my shield
I spend a dime, go run you a drill
If you do the time, come home to a meal
Double my seal, sign another deal
G6 pills, money give me chills
I make the bitch hit her knees, she kneel
I make the stick hit when I'm in the field I make your bitch lick it up like ill
Spend a hundred racks on the team, not a grill Lickin' at your diamonds on your neck ain't real
Nigga, you a bitch, let the Draco kill Heard what I said, spendin' your block every day till you dead
On the edge, Cody my man, open your legs I fuck with my stick in the bed
We shootin', not fightin' like Craig Bad bitches, they damn, they still in my thread My stick in the bed and I fight like crazy
About the project is how you shine it like
I feel like I feel like I feel like not of course we shot him before but I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, not like, of course you was shining before,
but I feel like you was dancing on this one.
I felt like you was just like, yo,
I felt like it was like, it was always your time,
it was your time to prove it.
Is that something you had in your mind
when you was going in recording?
Oh, for sure.
You know what I mean?
Enough is enough.
You know, I'm chill, you know what I'm saying?
Lay it back, but it's time to pop it, you know what I mean? I mean, it's time to give me
my flowers. You know what I mean? I don't want them later on when I'm here.
God damn it. I appreciate you.
Microphone check.
One, two. What is
this?
Yo, what episode
is this?
575. Yo, speak into the mic
like a man. 575. Yo, be
a man. You hear me?
They still won't speak into the mic. 575. No, 575. We said it. No, but still, still though.
It's your last day, nigga. You're gonna repeat it. What the fuck you talking about?
They ain't in Spanish. Yeah, yeah. Word. Look it up in French.
Say it in Spanish.
Yeah, yeah.
Look it up in French.
Welcome to episode 575 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored, especially thankful today.
Especially thankful today.
Host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Corey is here. Young boys and... Parks is here. Corey is here.
Youngboy is in the... Oh, shit.
This ain't even...
Rob left.
Erickson, you good, man.
You need a puppy?
My guy Alex is back there,
and we're going to sit the round of applause for Alex.
It is officially his last day.
This is not deja vu.
We have just lost our entire Young boy group To greener pastures
Indeed
A sad day but a happy day
We got some niggas in remote though
Hey shout out to the remote niggas
Alex how you feeling man?
It's bittersweet man
Gonna miss y'all
But you know ready for graduation
Yeah man we proud of you Word up We love you How you feeling, man? It's bittersweet, man. Gonna miss y'all. But, you know, ready for graduation.
Yeah, man.
We proud of you.
Word up.
We love you.
Ish is especially sad.
Yeah, I know.
He tight.
You know.
You know why he tight.
This rocks his whole world, his universe.
Yeah, but, you know, he got more argument for y'all now.
I'm out of here, so.
Yeah.
You got him on the text, though.
That's crazy.
Well, congratulations, Alex.
We love you.
Thank you for all that you've done. For real.
We'll see you at the mixer.
I'm there even if I'm not invited.
I'm there even if I'm not invited.
Now.
Now, my G.
All right.
As soon as y'all start mixing, I'm in there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
There's going to be some more mixing, too.
There's going to be some more mixing.
The mixologist.
I'm in there.
Gentlemen.
Come on.
Give me something. I gave y'all 10
minutes to fucking get it together. Go ahead. Jump in.
I still ain't got it together,
man.
I don't even know where to...
Yeah, it's a hard one. It is, bro.
That's some hard shit to wake up to.
Woke up early this morning.
Alarm went off when it wasn't supposed...
Well, I left it on.
And it's kind of like you did.
I just saw the phone.
I'm like, am I tripping?
Yeah, my man sent me the shit.
It was just...
My man sent me the shit in the middle of the night.
It was like the middle of the night, and I woke up,
and I was like, you lying.
Like... Why your man texting you in the middle of the night it was like the middle of the night and I woke up and I was like you lying like why your man texting you in the middle of it cuz you know I'm on the biggest urban podcast in the world you're right this is
cultural
relevance
to our podcast
asshole
nah but
all jokes aside
all of the shit
that we talk about
and we've been
talking about
with regards to
all this racial shit
all this
you know what I mean
like this
Kanye shit
all of that shit
really don't matter
when we really
just not taking care
of ourselves
and that shit just hit home every when we really just not taking care of ourselves.
And that shit just hit home every time something like this happens for me.
Yeah, this hit.
This fucked me up because as details start coming out, I'm just like, it just was there.
You know what I'm saying?
You was just there. You know what I'm saying? You was just there. So for the audience that hasn't heard,
the story goes that he was in Houston with Quavo at a party.
There was a dice game that Takeoff was not part of.
Beef happened somehow.
Shots happened somehow. happened somehow and takeoff was
unfortunately it that's allegedly I don't have any details this is a fresh
story I'm certain that facts will continue to come out this footage online
unfortunately like this just fucking it's a lot here
I don't know where to begin
feels like Groundhog's
Day damn near
it's just a sad
thing dog it just we hope for
it to stop and shit just seems like
it's never gonna stop
in this particular culture
like
this
this could be this right here this particular culture? Like, this could be, this right here, this particular situation could be anybody, bro.
Like, we all been around niggas shooting dice or playing spades or anything.
And that's the part that just keeps fucking me up.
It's like, we always say the goal is to get back home.
Yeah, that's your primary goal. That's the goal's the goal every day like to make it back home you got
loved ones you know you just want to get back home and for something like this like I really
am fucked up I don't know no other way to put it that's us us. Why you keep saying that?
Expound on that.
Probability versus possibility.
Okay.
It's a possibility that
you could walk outside
and get hit by lightning.
It's a possibility that
you could
get ran over by a truck. You know what I'm saying? It's a possibility that you could get ran over by a
truck you know i'm saying it's a possibility that anything can happen to you but it seems like
within our within our realms the probability just starts it just it's just higher yo it's just higher
like these are successful men young men um that seemingly have escaped the hood.
Seemingly being the opposite word.
Seemingly, of course.
So you think like, I'm out, I'm out.
I'm at a party that is with other people of your supposed stature.
You know what I'm saying?
Monetarily.
Because if you were just around,
this is all assumption,
because again, we don't have all the details,
but it was a party,
an industry party.
So you think,
and if you go to an industry party,
that some of these elements may be.
I don't know that it was an industry party.
You do not know?
I don't know.
Well, there's rumors that it was.
The host of the party is allegedly.
That don't tell me it's an industry party.
I've heard those same rumors. That's why I'm making it a point to say I't tell me it's an industry party. I've heard those same rumors.
That's why I'm making it a point to say I do not know that was an industry party.
I know who's there.
Gotcha.
But when, you know what I'm saying?
You just think that it'll be a certain echelon of people.
I could kind of wear my jewelry.
I could kind of be a little looser.
You know what I mean?
Like if you're in the middle of the ghetto in another state that you don't know nobody,
you might not enjoy it.
You might not be in that dice game. You get what I'm saying? Like, cause your P's and Q's, you're in the middle of the ghetto in another state that you don't know nobody, you might not enjoy it. You might not be in that dice game.
You get what I'm saying?
Like because your P's and Q's, you're going to be up.
It's like how I carry myself amongst my friends and in my own hood.
Of course, your radar is up.
But if I go to Philly or if I go to D.C. or if I go to Memphis, I'm not doing the same shit that I would do in Newark.
You follow me?
I do.
Unless I feel some level of comfortability.
Right.
And so my thing is...
Or you go to a city and get with some people
that provide you with a certain level of comfortability.
Comfortability.
And then only for it to be a false sense of comfortability.
And I say that it typically falls on us
because in other genres, in other cultures, this shit just don't be happening, bro.
Like we could lie about it all we want.
We could blame it.
It just don't be happening.
And it's a sad thing that we need to address.
We need to address it internally.
We can't fix it if we look into the outside.
But what's the part that needs to be addressed?
That young black men are being killed at a high-
Because people are being killed in every other culture.
I'm just going to provide some pushback.
Indeed.
We may not be privy to all the details of it
because maybe they keep it in-house
or we not traveling in those circles.
True.
That happens.
What I'm saying is this.
Our entertainers, our millionaires,
we are losing people.
You don't see people falling by the wayside in R&B.
You don't see people falling by the wayside in pop music to violence.
I'm not talking about a heart attack.
I'm not talking about an OD.
I'm talking about to violence, bro.
We are being killed and murdered.
You don't see that happening in in other places and we
we again we'll address some other shit but we won't address the in-house issues the in-house
issues have to be addressed and some accountability gotta start happening okay what does accountability
look like am i pontificating right now i don't want to pontificate but i just think this is
interesting what you know i just think that yo dog, dog, we, us, we just got to fix it.
We got to do better.
We got to, it sounds fake.
No, it don't.
It just sounds like the very cliche, safe, one-liner.
Yeah, idealistic.
All right, so look, we can roll this in.
And it's true.
No, wait, wait, wait.
We can roll this into the puff shit.
All right?
We can roll into the Puff shit.
Puff over the weekend
got in a semi-heated argument
with the guy,
I don't know his name.
He plays two-bit on power.
Uh-huh.
That could have went way left.
Almost did.
Puff caught himself.
He showed a level of restraint
and caught himself.
Yo, dog,
I don't even want to be
on that type of energy.
I don't want to be on that type of time.
I love you.
Let me get a hug.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Puff, he's 30 years in, so I'm not saying that a 28-year-old or a 25-year-old or a 22-year-old
will have the training that Puff has, nor the restraint.
I'm just saying those types of things need to be more normalized.
We're coming from a situation where we got one foot in,
one foot out.
So you know how
in our neighborhoods
how problems get dealt with.
We know that.
But that has to stop, yo,
especially as the money grows.
That has to stop,
in my opinion.
No?
I have so much to say
about everything
that you just said.
You disagree?
I don't know if I'm going to call it disagreeing.
Now ain't even the time for that.
We'll just talk.
And the part I guess I did have something to say about he ended with,
which is, gentleman's 28 years old puff has been some
version of puff for most of my life and you got to learn these things in real time and puff has had
the chance because of how successful partly because of how successful and how much of an earner and driver of inventory he has been,
to correct himself.
I watched these Migos guys grow up in front of my face, I feel like.
They're like hip-hop's Jackson 5.
I'm just freestyling, but I'm cool.
I get it.
You're right.
There was a time where I was on a block that I shouldn't have been on
and almost got my head popped off and thank god it didn't happen
so now I learned I was able to
take the lesson from that and
apply it
and some of that was hip hop shit at the
time right got a big truck
just got it done got my
niggas it's a birthday some guns
we run over here right right
so I just want
to be careful about how we address
black loss of life in these moments and so we don't beat ourselves up too much
because for me hip-hop the hip-hop is violent yo like that's the uh over overall point for me
is that we can't complain about some of these things when every single day there's millions and millions of people basing their lives in these principles.
True.
That's, I guess, what my issue is.
I just said we come from a culture where you one foot in.
The culture part.
The culture itself, how we deal with issues when they arise in our culture is a certain way.
That's a fact.
And I think that needs to change.
There needs to be a shift.
That's a fact.
Let me add on to the culture point.
But from the perspective of just gambling.
We want to talk about gambling.
And we were just talking outside.
You can't even play CeeLo in Vegas.
You can't.
I'm sure there's a reason for it.
I don't know what that reason is, but...
I think it's a regional game.
Oh, okay.
So take CeeLo out of it.
They shoot craps too.
There's gambling in Vegas.
I won't speak to who runs Vegas,
but you can't just go to Vegas and do anything you want. Gambling in Vegas, I won't speak to who runs Vegas,
but you can't just go to Vegas and do anything you want.
There are invisible boundaries up that you may not even be aware of that are in place because this is high stakes, high value.
Lives can be lost if the wrong shit happens here hey take it a step further i
use myself we just ran to staten island one night to gamble with our gambling niggas and it was a
long dark route and i couldn't tell you how the fuck to get back there. And we was with some niggas that we knew. But when we went in there, it looked militant, military, Russian mob.
Nigga, you couldn't even cheat me if you wanted to.
Something would happen to you in here.
But this is organized.
I guess I'm speaking to the organization of certain things.
And that's the area we lack in.
Like there is a way to gamble.
There's a way to do it safe and peacefully.
Some of these spots in the city, I'm talking about the low spots where it was big money, big money.
We searching you when you come in.
It's metal detectors, it's bouncers,
it's off-duty cop security.
It's you know better in your head.
It's ran a certain way.
It is ran a certain way.
Certain shit where you know better.
So it's unfortunate that there's a party.
I don't know what type of party it was,
but we all party.
It could happen.
And again, we have the luxury of hindsight here.
So I'm aware of that. That's true. But it's a party. We all party. It can happen. And again, we have the luxury of hindsight here. So I'm aware of that.
That's true.
But it's a party.
We all party.
We all been out of town and partied.
For sure.
We all have tried to move in a manner
to which we would be able to get back home.
And I've been a part of being the peaceful guy
in bunches where somebody else wasn't so peaceful.
And now we into something that I had no idea.
Now it's bottles flying and tables flying.
And now it's just, how the fuck do you get out of here?
Mayhem.
So we've all been in a little of that.
Uh-huh.
That's another one of the sad parts about this for me
is that he wasn't gambling.
He wasn't.
He was just there.
Yeah.
Wasn't gambling.
Wasn't.
That's where I identify.
Because I was just telling you, I, my entire life, have stayed away from dice games.
No, not me.
I've run to them, actually.
I've played some dice games.
But I've run to them in a comfortable situation.
Like, in the hood, you could just be driving down the street and see some niggas you don't know and they got a dice game going on.
I'm not playing that dice game.
Some people jump out and get in that dice game.
I wouldn't do that.
But I've played dice games in some places that were probably not the safest, though.
Yo, again, I'm speaking from a 46-year-old brain.
Ice will call me like, yo, I'm going to blah, blah, blah.
I'll be like, I'm good.
Ask him.
I'm good.
But I have enough discernment
at this age to make that call.
You know what I mean?
Like, if I was in my 20s,
I might have been like,
yeah, I'll meet you there.
What time, nigga?
I'm just saying, like,
and again, I think we just need,
but the fact that we can't go do that
We should be able
To go do that
With a level
Of certainty
Or a lower level
Of probability
A probability
That you gonna get home
Or not getting no shit
That's what I mean yo
That has to be fixed
It has to be fixed
How you fix that?
You think
I don't think
But who goes out
Aside from People that may not be all the way there,
but who goes out and, oh, I can't even say it.
I get it.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah.
I don't.
Of course we don't.
We got stuff to live for.
We got stuff to care about.
And if I know that some of them will be there, some of them be my friends.
I'm good, y'all.
See, that's what I be saying.
That be an energy thing.
Yeah, I'm good.
Following energy.
Hey, because some of them are my friends, I know where not to go.
Exactly.
For sure.
Like, y'all laughed at it when I said it.
Like, I wasn't joking if I see a flyer or something that says $99 bottles, $100 bottles.
I don't want to go there.
And that's not even, it's just I know the crowd that, oh, I could get a bottle for cheap.
And show off.
I could go get two of them.
That person ain't going to be in the same spot where if it's a.
$450.
Exactly.
We shouldn't have to do that but that's just how
it is and then you just realize how horrible certain how toxic certain shit is culturally
as you repeat it to someone else right because now that we at this internet stage this internet
phase and before i even get to the internet phase like shockwaves through the community my mom called me at 7 a.m my dad called at 7 0 3 and said hey your uh your little brother
is calling from school saying that they just shot better than like um wait this old shit that hit me. They're talking about this in high school.
It's a big deal.
It's now the kids know about it from school,
and I have to explain it to my parents in a span of 20 fucking minutes.
This is their locks.
Yeah.
You know what the locks was for us?
You know what I'm saying?
Or if you go further, what Run DMC was for some of us?
Mm-hmm.
The Migos is that for them.
That's how relevant and important they are to them.
You know what I'm saying?
When you 20 years old, like you just said, for the last seven, eight, nine years, these boys have been on the tier.
Mm-hmm.
10 years.
Damn near.
That's their locks. That's their Damn near. That's their blocks.
That's their dip set.
That's their run DMC.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, these niggas is culturally relevant.
Damn near iconic.
I was about to say, they're damn near iconic.
They're beyond relevant.
Yeah, it's a lot of people fucked up right now.
Yeah, yeah.
QC, Atlanta, Cardi, Offset, Quavo, Sweetie.
It don't matter. All that.
Anybody who was around ever at any point, you feel a way.
I felt a way, and I wasn't even around niggas.
Yeah, I don't know them.
I never met them a day in my life, and I was like, oh.
I'm at a loss for words, honestly.
With every rapper that dies, you see, I see myself in every rapper.
So with every rapper that dies, a piece of you goes.
I take, you know what I take from it?
I take what they could have potentially done.
So we're going to use Puff.
We could use Jay.
We could use the QC.
We could use them, right?
They got out.
We got out.
And the sky's the limit.
So they got out in their 20s, right?
And every time I've heard them talk,
they seem like really intellectual dudes.
For sure.
They could have been the next senators.
That's what I'm talking about.
When they take our kids at 20 years old, you take in their potential from them, what they could have been from them and from us.
These guys got kids, yo.
You reminded me of what I was saying.
You realize how toxic it is when you try to repeat it to somebody.
We at this era now where it's social media time.
So the Internet and these young kids,
they don't even understand some of that shit that y'all talking about.
And you got to say, hey,
this is what happens at the dice game.
Like, you know how stupid that sounds?
Yeah.
That was what I was thinking in the shower this morning.
Thinking of all the people that we've lost over the years
and going through the explanations in my head
of why we lost them.
For what?
For what? For what?
Oh, shit, that was the other thing that hit me in the shower.
When Eazy-E died, my OGs was fucked up.
I was a little fucked up, but I didn't understand.
In fact, I didn't get it.
I didn't get it.
By the time Pac and Biggie died, that shocked the world, but shocked me and a lot of people
because we wasn't used to rappers just dying at the clip, especially two prominent-
Back to back.
Yeah.
So today it's like these kids are used to-
Death.
Every three weeks.
They have normalized death.
So that's why it's so easy for them to pick up an AR and blow your fucking head off because it's normal to them.
It has been normalized, whether video games are doing it, television is doing it, music is doing it.
They're seeing it every day on the news.
I think it's that.
Dog, it's a combination of all of them.
But it's normal. Death is normal. I remember
when Big passed. I remember when Pac
passed. That wasn't normal.
None of that was normal.
Dog, we was talking about PNB a month ago.
That's crazy, dog.
And that's why I'm saying culturally
this shit gotta stop.
It has to stop.
And you can tell it kind of, they've normalized it.
Because when something happens, look at how they respond to it.
It ain't nobody been running.
They just pulling the phones out.
Yo, you want a coffee?
Yeah, it's like, yo, you what you want?
It's normal.
I don't want to be nowhere
partying with nobody
that's just going to step over my body
if I happen to die here.
Just business.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to be nowhere and die
and people start pulling out their phones
and not handling me with care.
As morbid as it sounds,
that has to go into your thinking somewhat
when you leave the house.
Yes.
Damn, how does that headline look
if I get popped here?
I know it just sounds sick.
Bro, it don't.
You really have to think of this shit
when every time,
I don't know if it's becoming a parent that changed me personally,
but every time I walk out the house, I just be like,
because shit just happening everywhere.
You don't have to be involved in an altercation.
You don't have to be doing something, provoking something,
or it don't have to be none of that no more.
Yeah, I don't want no beef.
You got it, fam.
I don't want no problems.
But I don't want to be the place where the problem could happen
with some other jokers.
I just don't want to be there.
Bullets don't got no name on them.
And these jokers can't shoot.
And the thing about age.
Big old guns that they can't control.
Yo, I want the biggest gun in the world,
most kickback in the world, bam.
And they're probably drunk at the party.
You can't shoot.
Bullet over there.
Dude right in front of you, you missed him.
Listen, man.
It's Halloween.
Like,
I hate to say it.
Halloween is probably one of the most dangerous weekends out there.
It always has been.
Yeah, like.
Alpo just got murdered last Halloween.
I never thought I'd ever put no.
You might be right.
I never put no.
We was just talking about Mischief Night, how not? Oh.
Yeah.
We was just talking about it.
Our whole life.
Our whole life.
Halloween.
Niggas was just dying like that.
Weekend.
Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh.
Slow down, Mischief Night turned into Gang Initiation Night.
Well, yeah.
And we was there for the graduation of all of that.
That's why Mischief Night stopped. The transition. Because niggas started getting popped. Niggas getting killed everywhere. You're right, yeah. And we was there for the graduation of all of that. That's why Mischief Night stopped.
The transition.
Because niggas started getting popped.
Niggas getting killed everywhere.
You're right, yeah.
So, hey, y'all, get in the house with your eggs.
I took my little eggs.
We throwing eggs.
They throwing bullets.
I took my little dozen eggs.
I got out of ShopRite and went home.
Ain't got to tell me,
but once they shooting,
made you look,
made you didn't,
made you close the bedroom door.
I ain't looking.
I ain't,
wasn't no part of
a dozen of that shit.
I don't want to see nothing.
And now they done
pushed it back.
Halloween is dangerous.
New Year's Eve is dangerous.
Holiday season
is dangerous.
Yeah.
Hence, why jokers went to Trunk and Treat.
To stop some of the potential dangers.
I've seen pictures of y'all Trunk and Treat.
Y'all look dumb, yo.
I sure do.
I'm not gonna lie.
I've seen whole big parking lots.
And y'all only showing the pictures with the parents that really went all out in their trunk.
Like, show me the other ones.
Show me the ones if I was there pulled up.
It'd be three Almond Joys.
Get fucking snickered.
Get some turtle wax over there.
Take this fucking Twizzler and get on out of here.
In my neighborhood, them white kids was outside, ringing bells, knocking like everything was safe as could be.
I was in the house startled every time.
Looking at my text, am I expecting something?
I forgot what was going on.
You ain't had no candy?
No.
Screwing jazz, nigga.
That's haram, nigga.
You what?
Let it go.
Why?
I didn't hear what you said.
I heard him.
That is haram.
Big haram.
I ain't know you was bilingual.
Celebrate none of that shit.
I ain't know you was bilingual.
You from Newark, nigga.
Why I'm telling you what haram is?
Yo, just go ahead, man.
Go ahead, though.
Nah, seriously, yo.
Hey, I was in the house all Halloween, all Monday.
Word.
And anybody call me on the phone, hey, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Go ahead, though. It's good. Nah, seriously, yo. Hey, I was in the house all Halloween, all Monday.
Word.
And anybody call me on the phone, hey, what you doing?
Staying inside.
Dumb niggas is outside with masks and guns.
The end.
I stayed inside as well.
Yeah, I ain't going to wear.
I went out Saturday night, but that's it.
I wish we told them to put the mask back.
COVID gone.
COVID went on vacation. I wish we told them to put the mask back. COVID gone. COVID went on vacation.
I ain't going to know.
Bro, the masks
are giving people
an excuse
to be outside
with Roscoe
in their pocket
and think they...
It's that added level
of courage.
I can't get caught.
Yeah, I ain't going to get caught.
After the pod on Friday,
I took my little hot ass
out in the street
for whatever day that was.
This is a bunch of gang niggas'
birthdays.
That'd be the worst.
OG Bobby Johnson and all?
One, two, or three niggas you might could think of a plan for.
When is they birthdays?
Oh, shit. Nigga bought the whole projects.
I'm getting out of here.
Enjoy your birthday.
Niggas from seven boroughs.
I'll fucking see this bartender at another time buddy
yeah man kept my little bright ass
in the house
and
on Friday night
right because I'm a stupid ass
I'm thinking I don't know when Halloween is
but Saturday morning
I woke up and I'm talking shit on the phone, and I got the news on, and I said, whew, thank God we got through a Halloween, and I don't see no murders on the TV.
I said that.
And then I said, oh, fuck, it ain't Halloween.
They was calling that shit Halloween.
That's the other thing
about you little white kids.
Y'all get a day.
They're fucking knocking
on the door
for three days in a row.
Are y'all crazy?
Really?
Yeah.
They were trick-or-treating.
They were trick-or-treating.
Are y'all out of y'all's minds?
Halloween was the weekend.
Three days in a goddamn row
knocking on somebody's door
like y'all done lost y'all
Yes
What in the name of Matthew McConaughey
Are these fucking kids doing
What the fuck
Lucky my dogs died boy
They so lucky They chased them fucking kids I was already mad at all the girls What the fuck? Lucky my dogs died, boy.
They're so lucky.
They chased them fucking kids.
I was already mad at all the girls.
The fucking girls kill creativity.
Nah, they're kind of creative.
Yeah.
So please, if it wasn't for Lizzo,
they'd be down a million points.
Bugger.
There was a vampire, a nurse, a cat, a bunny, and a teacher.
The katana one. And then the skinny one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody got a sword.
They all got a sword.
Yeah.
I saw a couple of Chun-Lis, Marge Simpsons.
But for the most part, y'all was cats and bunnies,
looking like little rescue cats.
So, they looking for you.
Little fucking rescue rabbits.
Yeah, we heard you the ASPCA. They want to come for you. I'm a fucking rescue rat. We heard you the ASPCA.
They want to come
and come to daddy.
I know.
What daddy?
You.
Please.
Papa.
Please.
I'm cool.
I wasn't complaining.
Me and Dizzo went out
and we went to the strip club
after one and
we haven't been outside
in a little bit.
I mean,
you're talking
on the stand.
Instagram held it down.
Yeah, but I'd be outside
see the other thing about
transporting yourself around
you gotta be nimble
I'd be outside
10 minutes over here
it's gonna be
I'd have to be like
catch me if you can
5 minutes over here
you wanna make that call baby
25 minutes over here
I'm keeping it pushing
I feel it
back to the wall
corner
exit door
security that's my man's unknown 20 years yeah man fuck that back to the wall corner exit door security
that's my man's
unknown 20 years
yeah man
fuck that
once y'all start
talking about
that party over there
the pill
over there by dream
the city
dope
no no no
you trying to get me
by tourism
don't put me
by no tourism
shit
we robbing tourists
it's a nigga's
it's a nigga's plot
the robbers out there like Uber waiting on tourists
dad JFK
can't get off that plane
uh uh I'm not going by
no tourists yo
yo bottom line be careful out there man
I ain't coming here to preach or
sound all holy be careful
shit is fucked up
it's a cold world out there
and everybody gets a turn we all gonna get a turn Be careful. Shit is fucked up. It's a cold world out there.
And everybody gets a turn.
We all going to get a turn.
So, shit.
Shit. You want your turn to be a little later on.
We're not in control of that.
We're not in control of it.
That shit is still fucking me up.
What we going to do?
Is this in the house?
We just going to sit in the house We just gonna sit in the house
Um
Nah
You try to
You gotta hedge your bet
Yo
You know I've been watching Billion
No you
You just gotta hedge your bet
You gotta
You gotta
You gotta move smarter
You gotta
You just gotta do things
Again cause it could happen
You could get hit
By a truck
You know what I'm saying
You could switch lanes
Somebody drunk
Hit you Whatever the case may be But the probability You gotta kinda Try and play the numbers At least you could get hit by a truck. You know what I'm saying? You could switch lanes, somebody drunk hits you,
whatever the case may be,
but the probability,
you got to kind of try and play the numbers at least
to have them be in your favor a little more.
So I got you, buddy.
Yeah, man.
Thank you.
You only did this a couple times.
Word now, mad fat. He's gone by too fast, this smells damn
Word yo slow down, don't be sad for a second
Yo again rest in peace to Take Off Thoughts, prayers, love to his family, friends, fans, loved ones
Girl you're looking sweet tonight
You got a way to make it
Call your people man, tell them that you love them
Wish that I could love you right Call your people, man. Tell them that you love them. I'm satisfied.
DeVito's son.
The other one that fucked me up.
Stories came back to back.
Let them know.
DeVito's three-year-old son drowned.
And they are investigating eight of, I guess, the house staff.
You goddamn right.
Yeah.
Why?
What happened?
I mean, tell them.
I mean, tell them.
I mean, we don't know.
Like, the child, from what I was reading, the child drowned and apparently was in the water for about two hours.
What?
It was a three-year-old in the house.
You know there's a pool there.
Like, somebody's supposed to be watching watching this And he was under Some other supervision
Other than the parents
I don't know
I'm saying for them
To be investigating the staff
Well yeah of course
Like he might have been
Babysitter or
Nanny or whatever
Yeah
Gotcha okay
I was just trying to get
Clarity for them
Yeah
Like I
For hours
I can't imagine bro
I cannot imagine
I can't
No it's different Just It's my reasons to be thankful tons tons
No bullshit. There's a fucked up morning. Yes a lot
It's fucked up morning number one
Huh
Yeah, I mean I hate to be that guy yeah that's all you can say that's what time it is that time of
year losing your son your three-year-old I was stuck at the Sun part but yeah it's not your
40 year old three-year-old should three-year-old while you're not there to people that you hired
not two people that you're hired but potentially in the in the supervision or supposed supervision
of somebody that you entrusted with your kid all right i'm not doing this with y'all bruh I was standing So much for me
Will you knock me out?
It's exciting
I'm so excited
It makes me wanna jump
All right.
That's kind of like what I was...
I was telling my barber,
I'm like,
dog,
usually when something happen,
like,
we get a minute.
Then we got to come,
no,
like,
this shit happened this morning
and we have to come in right away.
Like,
I'm still fucked up.
Like,
I'm,
my bad if I seem a little off.
Like,
this shit really is fucking with,
nah,
it's serious.
Especially without detail, We don't even know
You know what I mean
Like
It's hard to
It's hard
This is rough
This is rough
I'm telling my joke
As kids bro
Word
Man my daughter will be three
In a couple months
Like I
Just can't imagine
Don't look at me, bitch.
You're the hostess with the mostest, nigga.
Get us out of here.
I'm not a hostess of anything.
You're the owner.
Pardon me.
Get us out of here, owner.
You're such a fucking piece of fucking shit.
You know that?
Yo, bro.
You know that about yourself?
Nah, I was just telling you.
You know what I mean?
Come on.
Tell me about Puffy and 2-Bit.
I couldn't tell if that was a purpose.
I could.
Skit?
I could.
There wasn't no skit.
One person was for real.
There wasn't no acting.
Somebody's about to get skitted.
It's going to be a couple bits.
More than two?
2-Bit look like he was going to make Puff Reese's Pieces with them.
No, no.
Bits was about to be in pieces.
Be clear.
This is a billion.
Shout to Puff on his billionaire status.
And his Joker outfit.
Very convincing Joker outfit.
Pieces of bits.
Kibbles.
Kibbles and bits.
Damn.
Puff manufacturing a lot of bits.
No.
Bunch of bits. Them security dudes with a... what happened what happened tell i still don't know nobody knows how it happened because
the telling people what video footage that i saw it was them kind of arguing but i read two
but bits face and body language it wasn't a game back to the car now he yeah when niggas start doing this that's that a
hook off i just you know i mean like jokers do all of that but don't touch me don't fucking touch me
do all that see what you did don't touch me don't touch me you know how that goes yo so initially i
don't know if he knew it was puff he might not have known it was puff possible because after a
minute because after a minute Puff
was like yo dog I did something to you like we got an issue a problem I don't know about you know
who I am Puff asked him like you know who I am like six times dude I was some OG shit but then
he went over there like yo dog that hits a little different when you dress that uh perfectly as the
Joker yeah you see these selectbs got the actual FX design team
to make you look good.
He probably had on a $7,000
purple cashmere coat
like the real Joker.
No, he had all the...
He ain't got that shit
from Party City.
That one Party City Joker
right there.
Nah, nah.
No, he had the real...
He called DC.
Yo, send the same niggas
y'all had Heath Ledger,
send them to me.
Yeah.
Make up artists.
I ain't know where I was going.
I must have stopped watching Power when he was on.
What season he was on?
It's like, who I'm talking to?
Anytime the explanation of the person in the drama
is too long, I got checked out.
Who puffed on? Yo, this is such and such that was in the drama is too long I checked out who Puff told you
yo this is such and such
that was in
this is a season
dog
if you can't just tell me
a name and I know
I don't give a fuck
what happened
he's about to get learned
too big
and Puff
nigga
security niggas
was like bro
please I don't
but Puff said something like
don't you ever talk to me
like that again?
Yeah.
So he must have talked to him a certain type of way.
He said he pussy.
He was like, yo, this nigga's pussy.
This nigga's pussy.
He said Puff is pussy.
Puff backed up, had the little prop gun that had a little weight to it.
So Puff was laughing at first, and then he flipped the gun over.
He had like a little prop gun.
But when he was hitting the ground, the gun sounded like it had some metal in it.
It had a little clink to it.
So then look.
You and that Alec Baldwin prop gun.
Oh man.
You and that prop gun.
Did anybody else see the video?
I saw the video.
But then he had the Joker voice on
at first.
That's why I thought it was a skit.
Nah, then the Yonkers puff came out.
I was like, oh, no, nigga, you want to play?
Come over here, nigga.
I'll bust your motherfucking head.
I'll bust your motherfucking head.
Put that poppin' around.
I was like, oh, OK.
Come over here, nigga.
Yeah, I was like, oh, shit.
He about to get too big publishing, too.
Royalties.
Have him off. Have him be your Publishing to. Royalties.
I'm going to be your master, nigga.
Come here.
Let me show you why I got these publishing.
This publishing, nigga.
Puff told that nigga, yo, you lucky.
I do this, nigga.
I did this. I'm really about this.
That's what he told him.
Puff was in character.
I can't have fun with this because they always say I'm just a Puff dick rider anyway.
That shit was funny.
Yeah, that was funny.
But why is Puff fighting too bad, man?
Because Puff is a gangster.
I keep saying this.
And nobody wants to believe me because he made more money, more problems.
He was dancing in the rain.
Hey, y'all know that.
He danced in the rain.
Yeah, all that dancing shit.
I'm telling you why.
dancing in the rain. Hey, y'all know that.
He dancing in the rain.
All that dancing shit.
I'm telling you why.
And the other thing
that get lost on niggas
about Puff
is he's not small.
He's not a little guy.
And Puff put hands on niggas.
Yeah, but you better
have some weight on you
if you want to play that game.
But I'm just saying,
you got some niggas
that we running off
at the mouth,
but you don't know.
He's documented. He's put hands on niggas that we running off at the mouth, but you don't know. He's documented.
He's put hands on it.
I was checking that
Joker out for that.
This nigga's fat
is different than my fat.
That nigga's thick.
He a little stocky.
He's a little thick.
It's a tussle.
It's a little tussle.
You seen the first video
with him and Tyler?
He jumped out in the street
and stopped the SUV
that Tyler was in
and on his Joker shit,
like,
with the guns,
Tyler, that creator,
laughing and shit.
He didn't know who he was.
Like, niggas did not know
that was Puff until,
oh, okay, all right,
all right, all right.
Like, who the fuck is this?
It's Halloween.
See what money do, yo.
Niggas gonna drop,
stop traffic.
He's gonna give
two-biddle-lil message for 50 or something. Yo, you said you want power? So he's gonna drop Stop traffic He's gonna give 2Bit a little message
For 50 or something
Yo you said
You want power
Let me show you
Let me show you
You got some power
He was about to make
That tank top
Extra bad
I don't know
2Bit
You don't know what
Oh no He would've been bidded up Oh no no no Dog Puff is worth I don't know 2-bit you don't know what oh no
he would have been
bidded up
oh no no no
dog Puff is worth
a billion dollars
security gets paid
to protect me
did you see how
close security was
to 2-bit
yeah
yeah I did
that's why I thought
they let Puff go
I thought that was
2-bit security
I thought that was
2-bit security
no no
they was as close
as you could be to somebody without without physically touching it was to his security? I thought that was two-bit security. No, no, no. They was as close as you could be to somebody without physically touching them.
It was deodorant.
The nigga was on his.
Yo, chill, bro.
Then he had the other niggas with the Joker henchman mask on.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whole squad with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That wasn't going to go the way you thought.
Yeah, bank kibbles and bits.
For real, for real.
Don't even flinch.
Word. Don't flinch. Keep your hands down there where you bits. For real, for real. Don't even flinch. Word.
Don't flinch.
Keep your hands down there where you got them.
If I see that, I'm leaving the party.
It's outside.
You didn't even get in the party.
I'm leaving outside.
You'll get left outside.
He might have got left outside.
Go to the nearest subway.
Like you said, hands down.
Don't raise your hand up.
But now shout out to Puff for that reserve.
He really did show a lot of restraint.
Seriously.
I mean, it's Puff.
Halloween parties is where it go down at too, though.
I don't know that that was a Halloween party.
That was a Halloween party.
But the second I find out that my op is really Batman over there,
I'm going to get him.
And I got a mask on.
Because that's why niggas think they can wear
a little mask and pop up
masked up.
Oh, yeah.
No, nigga.
I see a little face
nose tattoo under there.
Yo, hold on.
A nose tattoo.
A nose tattoo.
These rappers got
fucking stupid ass tattoos.
Wait, wait a minute.
Speaking of not knowing
it's a Halloween party,
did you see what your girl
Kim K did, yo?
It looked nice. Speaking of not knowing it's a Halloween party, did you see what your girl Kim K did, yo? It lightened us.
Tracy Ellis Ross celebrated her 50th birthday.
Happy birthday, Tracy Ellis Ross.
Legend.
You good?
Yo, you really are Uncle Pod.
You know that?
You are Uncle Pod, yo.
You can't even help yourself.
Because your happy birthday just sounded a little... It's a happy birthday? No, Pod, yo. You can't even help yourself. Because your happy birthday just sounded a little...
It was a happy birthday?
No, no, no.
You was ready to go earth the kid for a second.
Hey, there's 50 cent happy birthday,
and then Stevie wanted a happy birthday.
That yours was a little...
What?
That was the Madonna happy birthday.
His happy birthday was...
You got nasty old man.
Chase Ellis Ross, happy birthday. There you go.. You a nasty old man. Chase Ellis Ross,
happy birthday.
There you go.
There you go.
Found your words.
So Kim K went to the party.
Oh, that's dope, man.
She thought it was a costume party,
but it wasn't.
She came in a mystique.
The full blue.
So just imagine It's a gala
It's the 50th
Everybody dressed in they best
And then
Like she ain't seen
Nobody walking
Word
Yo give me some
Makeup remover real quick
Fam
Have I seen
Everybody walking
In a black tie
And I got on
A Mystique outfit
What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck What I got on a mystique outfit, what the fuck are you talking about?
Going to a different party.
That's hilarious.
No, no.
This is funny for mad reasons.
None of which I can say.
I can't say them, yo.
Because you know Tracee Ellis Ross friends is black elite and there's Shonda Rhimes is fucking Obama.
She ain't just do that to Claudia Jordan and them.
She went in there with Oprah.
Oprah and Gayle was over at the bar.
Yo, Kim Kardashian is crazy, man.
That is so on brand. That is so on brand.
That is so on brand.
Wait, how do we know?
How do we know this story?
We saw it.
She posted it.
Who's she?
How do we?
She still posted the pictures?
Yeah, but in my story.
I thought it was a Hollywood.
No, in my story, she got dressed.
Oh, that was intentional?
She went to the party.
How she dressed.
Since she can't dress since Kanye left,
she's just putting shit on now.
Trying some shit.
The all blues.
Blue body paint.
Skies are nothing.
She had to go in the bathroom, get the baby wipes.
Had to baby wipe that blue out of there, boy.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Holy shit.
Yo, and you fucking badass.
What are these kids?
Is this Generation Z?
What are they called?
I don't know what they're called now.
I've lost track.
I'm with the Baby Boomers.
Who am I?
Am I a boomer?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're millennials.
We're millennials.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah, we're millennials, bro.
These kids have brought fucking social activism to Halloween costumes.
Hey.
I respect it.
The kids was dressing up as Dahmer.
People were saying, hey, that's wrong.
When was I laughing?
People saying, hey, that's wrong.
When was I laughing?
I was laughing when they got on Lizzo.
Because Lizzo dressed up as Chris Sean Rock.
Now, I think Lizzo bought it Halloween.
But this is not one of them type podcasts, so I ain't going to keep reporting on Lizzo.
But she had a few different outfits.
She dressed up as Chris Sean on night one.
What she did with her face? Nothing. She did something
to her teeth. She had the missing tooth. What should she have done to her face, Antoine?
Nothing. Uncle Paul. You know you got that one uncle that sit in the chair and just tell
the truth about shit when he ain't supposed to say shit. Like, god damn it.
Anyway, she dressed up a little teeth.
She put the little color in black on her teeth for the missing tooth.
Them stupid ass fans on her.
All right.
Now if she put,
if Chris John put a fat suit on,
you're going to be a mad bitch.
She put that clump outfit on.
You're going to be tight.
Oh, wait.
Then they got on Monica.
They got on Monica.
She dressed up as Left Eye's mugshot from when she burned up Andre Rising House after he was cheating and did all this foul shit.
That's because they don't know Monica.
Here come the activism.
Here come the social rights activists.
Fucking lawyers over there.
Hey, that's wrong
and it's inconsiderate.
You have some respect for their dad.
Come on, man.
They don't know Monica, that's all.
Yeah.
It's Halloween.
That's a dope costume.
I ain't gonna hold you.
That's dope.
So,
like, that's creative. The So, like, that's creative.
The left eye joint,
that's creative.
Yeah.
You just told us
it was our culture
that
reinforcing these negatives.
There we go.
Did you see the dude?
His costume,
he had on glasses.
He had his dreads down.
He had on an orange jumpsuit.
A basketball. He put a orange jumpsuit. A basketball.
He put a W next to the NBA.
Yo, I saw this.
What happened?
And a vape pen in his hand.
That was a Halloween costume.
And he was walking free?
Mm-hmm.
Should have made a citizen's arrest.
Shit.
Yeah.
Should have got him two-bitted up.
People, you know.
That's not funny to me, but.
Nah, it's not funny.
It's a little too fresh, a little too new.
She still going through it.
Yeah, that's not funny.
That's not funny.
Okay.
Well, give up the fucking merchant of death.
We can get out of here we can get alright
on the streets
give up the nigga
that killed
a million people
and you get your athlete
they got different
double doubles yo
different yo
give me my
merchant of death
and you can get
your professional
athlete
I don't want to laugh.
My favorite of the Halloween costumes, Lil Nas X.
I ain't never seen him.
What he did?
You know he went overboard.
He was ice spiced, a little chocolate spice, a little chocolate drop spice.
Put on his little red wig and a halter top, some baby oil.
I was like, all right, nigga, go ahead and prance your little chocolate stuff around.
Sung the song.
Hey.
Huh.
Okay.
That was it.
Good for Lil Nas.
Yeah.
Yeah, shaking
Lil Nas out there.
Good for everybody
who enjoys Halloween.
Shake some ass out there,
Lil Nas.
Get your shit off.
Yeah, curly wig on.
Little chocolate drop, yeah.
That's funny.
That's hilarious. If I was really bisexual bisexual i would get him to end his career that would be my goal you know you try and get certain
people out the game like with women yes you do you don't know nah you're gonna take her off the
market you never heard that before oh oh oh oh i'm like huh you thought you meant like in competition
heard that before oh oh oh i'm like huh you thought you meant like in competition you you no no no you try to be the head dude in charge i'm done with you moving right along uh what else
was fun this week let me try to harken back to when it was fun word uh searching nigger on twitter
oh shit searching nigger on twitter they had a field day with that shit.
Yo, look at what this guy's...
I did it too.
Ice made me do it.
He tweeted that shit.
I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot.
Yeah.
I was like, yo, just go look.
I went to go search it just to check it out.
Blacks, I got to tell you.
They don't really like you.
They don't fuck with us, yo.
And they couldn't wait.
They are on our ass.
They was getting creative. They running the fucking score up on us.
Niggas is different.
They was remixing?
Yeah.
They was just adding black people.
Nigga.
No matter what you say.
Hey, it's a beautiful day out today.
Shut up, nigga.
You're a nigga.
Jesus.
Why don't you share
your stupid nigga opinion? You lying. I'm, nigga. You're a nigger. Jesus. Why don't you share on your stupid nigger opinion?
You lying.
I'm not lying, though.
Lying to people?
Yes.
You know, there ain't a lot of fucking,
the black president had to say,
LeBron had to say something.
LeBron's seen enough.
The black president.
That's a briny title now.
He had to get off page one
of whatever book he was reading
and make a statement.
I don't know who owns that shit, but that's bullshit what's going on.
He said the usage of the word was up 500%.
I believe that.
I didn't know they was wrong.
The word, word.
Yeah, the hard ER.
The ER.
ER, yeah.
You might have added another G if they got an opportunity.
I mean, here's what they think about you.
That's because he fired all the...
Took all the restrictions off.
The restrictions.
The people that filtered through that shit.
Here's what's funny.
From what I was reading, they didn't change any restrictions yet.
But everybody that had a banned account, he allowed them to come back.
There's a board that's reviewing
that stuff that's supposed to start this week.
None of that matters. He been running around saying
I'm bringing back free speech. It don't matter
if you changed or didn't change shit. Now people
think that it's cool
to just say certain shit.
I don't even know y'all. That's
crazy.
How I'm a nigger.
Dog Abby's just going crazy.
Dudes with sunglasses.
It's always them three.
Yeah.
Who?
Anime avatars.
Mm-hmm.
Dogs.
Mm-hmm.
And dudes with dad hats and sunglasses on.
Oakleys, to be specific. Yeah.
Always the Oakleys.
It's always the Oakleys.
Right.
Why is that funny? Is that true? We still do. Nigga, Oakleys be ready. Oakleys be specific. Always the Oakleys. Right. Why is that funny?
Is that true?
And then we still do.
Nigga, the Oakleys be ready.
Oakleys be ready.
Let it flop.
Yeah, I looked at Rob O'Neal
had them Oakleys on.
He'll envy in a matter of seconds.
Yeah, and we still do.
Yeah.
Twist your body up like a pecan.
Yo, nah.
It's not funny.
We laughing about it,
but it ain't funny.
Nah, it's terrible.
I've been following some of them greatest knockout pages on Instagram
or the greatest boxing combos.
Yo, there's some dudes out there that can really fight.
I got to tell you, yo.
All it do is let you know.
Nah, that ain't for me.
Even with that, yo, you be walking outside,
you better keep behind your P's and Q's.
One dude knocked, the dude swung on him,
and he knocked him out with his foot,
with a kick, the foot that was forward.
His forward foot.
He just picked it up.
Oh, shit.
And just ended him.
That fight was over.
You know,
back in the day,
you get road rage,
little white boy
pull up on the side.
You like,
pull over,
I'll whoop your
fucking white ass.
You pull over there
with him,
little khaki,
loafing with a white boy.
Hey,
yo,
you get out
and start doing
some shit like this,
you like,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
just put your hands up.
Nigga start getting. I can't play with the road. oh, oh, oh, fam. I don't even want all that. No bullshit. Just put your hands up. Nigga stuck in.
Can't play with the road rage.
Yeah, some fucking bass bucks on.
A great topic here.
Road rage is dead.
Yeah, nah.
You got it.
Let me be the one to tell y'all.
Road rage is out of here.
All that shit out of here.
Getting behind a wheel and aggressively honking at people and flipping them to bird, pulling
up next to them,
pulling up on the bumper.
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
I'll move out the way.
You got it. You got it, bro.
I don't recommend it.
Lead the way, sir.
My girl said,
you couldn't drive like this in Houston.
I was like, why?
She said, it would kill you.
Everybody got guns.
Open carry.
They would just get out the car
and just shoot you.
Everybody got a gun.
Imagine going to Houston and having a road race.
See, back to cultural differences.
Up here, I said, the horn is our gun up here.
It's a honk away.
You got a long horn.
You saw the light turn green, too.
Down there.
Second it turned green.
What that honk was about.
Got a problem?
You honk, nigga.
You see them break the stop lights
get out the car yo what's up right on around you you're right on around i don't play them
car games don't pull up on me don't do nothing yeah no absolutely not whenever so driving he
pulled up right to the car that looked like they could kill us he put my window right
right with the other window
Of the nigga with the gun out the car
He's just looking at the road
That's my man right there man
Shout out to him
Every time I stop my car
I'm looking at
Potential exit routes
All the time
And anytime your car
Stop on it's own right
I don't know
I'ma just laugh
He said you got a hoop.
Oh.
Yo, I'm way funnier than these two co-hosts.
They sit there just.
I was just taking it personal.
That's all.
I didn't take it personal.
I just didn't get the joke.
You took it personal.
No, I didn't.
Make the joke funny.
Make the joke funny. Make the joke funny.
All right.
All right, you got it.
Y'all got it.
You know what I mean?
These two co-hosts.
I laugh at the funny niggas.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
That's why you a nigger.
What else Elon is doing to Twitter besides making it a racist haven?
He's raising the prices for the Twitter blue subscription for those who have that.
Anybody verified, you're going to have to pay to keep it.
He's coming back in blood, man.
I'm not mad at that.
I need money.
I spent a lot.
I got to find a way to make some of this back.
I'm not mad at the subscription.
The Twitter blue thing is a little weird, though.
I subscribe to it.
The verification, I think, is the weird part. I think raising the subscription is fine for the Twitter blue thing is a little weird though I subscribe to it The verification I think is the weird part
Raising the subscription is fine for the Twitter blue
If you like the Twitter blue use the Twitter blue
Pay extra for the Twitter blue
But people that got the check
That's one of the requirements
That you need to start making money
Yeah
So y'all gonna make money off my check
I'm gonna make money off y'all
It's a small price to pay
I've never had that It's a small price to pay. Okay. I'm not mad at that.
That's a good argument.
But I feel like it will potentially
turn some people away
who should be validated that
No, they're not saying...
Journalists and such, you know what I'm saying?
Fuck them journalists.
Let's CNBC
pay you $20 a month.
That's it.
Fuck.
Get your damn rat their head ass.
You said what?
No, I'm joking around.
Y'all be serious.
You said what?
I'm with you, though.
What he said?
The journalist.
Get your jerk.
No.
Get your Barbara Walters
head ass down the street.
That's how we know it's you, Barbara.
You real, Barbara.
OJ still can't get
his blue check.
He been trying.
Park's is great.
What about the Germans?
We'll verify.
Well, when I see
like a trade report,
it's the fucking
trade deadline
for the NFL,
I'd like to know
who it's coming from
from a valid person.
It could be
seven Woj accounts.
The real Woj
paid his $20
for his blue check.
Cut off. Yo, there's a Stan account on Twitter. It could be seven Woj accounts. The real Woj paid his $20 for his blue check. Ta-da.
Yo, there's a Stan account on Twitter.
I laugh because I shouldn't have it memorized.
But there's a Stan account who's named something that looks official.
Every day, he just wake up and tweet fake Knicks dreams.
He put dope-ass Knicks on the Knicks every day.
He's like, oh, shit, niggas we could use.
Some good shit.
He's like, ah, he got me again, this guy.
He'd be mad as hell if one of them fake ones get you,
because there'd be some shit that's like, yes.
You know, some of them would be funny.
Ah, you motherfucker, you got me.
Some of them shit would be funny.
They got a cowboy one.
Every day is something about Dallas.
Let me ask y'all a question.
Give it to me.
So with Elon buying Twitter and changing shit,
if y'all bought the app,
what would be some changes that y'all would implement?
If I paid $44 billion for some shit,
I would charge y'all for every character.
I'm definitely charging for all caps.
If you want to type in all caps,
you got to pay for that.
Vowels, you got to pay for.
Type this shit without an A-E-I-O-U
and sometimes Y.
Type it without that.
Now you got to type like Cam Newton.
That's it.
What else you got to pay for?
Wait,
what did he just say?
What did he just say?
Joe,
please.
Please.
Let's just.
Let it go. Let it go.
Let it go.
What's that shit called?
This nigga.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Yo, you really a caveman.
No, I'm playing.
Go ahead.
But nah, like, yeah, I would charge y'all for everything.
Links.
Oh, you want to upload a picture?
You want to change your picture?
No, no way.
$9.30.
That's $10,000.
Oh, you want to buy it?
No, my rates is up. I paid $44 billion. I ain't paying. I'm not here to charge. $9.97. That's $10,000. Oh, you want a body well. No, my rage is up.
I paid $44 billion.
I ain't paying.
I'm not here to charge back $4.
You got to get this low, yo.
No.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.
You can't just.
I need $10,000.
Earn your leisure out here doing festivals.
I just ain't spending.
Twitter fest?
Yeah, Twitter fest.
Sure enough.
Twitter fest.
I'm calling up Steve Harvey and them niggas too, goddammit.
Get on over here.
I'm definitely charging for the spaces.
You want to use your voice on here?
You want to talk?
Extra characters.
Yeah.
Wait, you want to DM somebody?
Oh, yeah, of course.
Oh.
Oh, that's a mil.
That's a mil.
I'm sorry.
Two mil if she come up on any baddie list.
You want to DM her?
Yeah, you got to pay.
You want me to place you in the baddies algorithm?
30 million, yo. You want the baddies placed in your algorithm? My presence. You got to pay. You want me to place you in the baddies algorithm? 30 million, yo.
You want the baddies place to your algorithm?
My prices.
You got to pay.
You want to see them?
You want to see them?
You got to what?
I might recoup fast, my prices.
Or slow.
Very slow.
Or $1.
It's going to be real slow.
And you're going to lose a lot of subscribers, too.
Yeah, the broke niggas up in a frenzy.
I'm not paying for that.
No.
Go to Facebook. It's going to be real slow. You're going to lose a lot of subscribers, too. Yeah, the broke niggas up in a frenzy. I'm not paying for that. No. Somebody go pay for it.
I'll be watching.
No, let me shut up.
Shut up, yo.
But that can't even talk.
It's trying to reel you back.
I reel him back, and he go further on the ledge.
He definitely went out on the ledge.
See, nobody want to reel me back.
I tried.
Why the broke niggas think that saying that they not paying for something?
He going to still keep going.
All right.
This is going to still keep going.
Okay.
No check for you.
Ooh.
What the fuck?
Then they try to corner me to fucking get my pulse on things.
Joe, would you ever pay when the paying system goes up?
Would you pay for the Twitter chat?
Spent $200 on worse.
On absolutely worse.
Way worse.
Knew it was worse. Yeah.
Still went over to the little champagne room.
Tried to get out of there, too.
Like, yo, you have a love and hip hop thing.
Do you know anyone that love and hip hop?
Yo.
No, you don't.
Oh, no, no.
I'm funny.
All right.
So what happens when you're funny?
What?
Y'all don't ever want to get into the much shit that you said to a girl that you should have never said, that you'll never tell anybody you said?
Key words.
I've never told nobody I said it.
Come on, yo.
What the fuck do I?
Come on.
Give me a little one.
Your art is great.
You don't get
We've lied to him about the art before
What?
I lied to him about the art
The music
Yo, that's fire, yo
Any of that goals
They don't be good at shit, yo
They They don't be good at shit, yo. They taking them a while.
I mean.
Oh, shit.
Did you want that?
Nah, nah.
You should stick with that.
Yeah.
Who am I to discourage you?
I'm going to sell a pen to you.
I'm a buy a piece.
I got to go and get some more utensils from Michael's.
Okay.
Okay, girl.
You selling erasers?
That's dope.
That's dope, girl.
Everyone makes mistakes.
I bought your own pencil line, girl.
You gonna kill him.
I might put you with somebody that could...
The pencil man, I got you.
I got a guy.
I know somebody's looking for that.
I know you did that, yo.
I did what? I might put you with somebody? Yeah. I know somebody's looking for that. I know you did that, yo. I did what?
I might put you with somebody?
Yeah.
No, I wasn't with somebody.
No, you.
Girl, I got Pharrell on speed dial, girl.
Pharrell?
Pharrell.
You ready?
I never thought of a lie that I couldn't try to come close to putting together.
No, his was, I got King Magazine on speed dial.
No, mine was, I got a video shoot Monday for a song that ain't even dropped yet.
Yo, come on.
You the lead girl.
All the scenes.
Touch and go.
How many looks?
A few looks.
Bring a few different
changes of clothes.
You know what I mean?
Actually, you could
come on Friday.
Video first thing
Monday morning.
Come on over
yo that lie to them about their art shit is hilarious though
yo I'm gonna need one of these
sign mine though
you gotta sign mine
don't forget about the little people
I want the first copy of the book
oh the book
the first copy of the book
sign mine
yo this is kind of funny
you gotta be really careful
when you step in the world of women
selling you things
now they got their mold of their vaginas
dropping it over at your door
the bar is so low
you're like oh shit it even came with a little lube
hey I'm championing that these bitches are selling calendars Like, oh, shit, it even came with a little lube.
Hey, I'm championing that.
These bitches were selling calendars when the phone was out.
Like, I needed y'all to be October.
Nobody ever used a calendar.
The last time you seen a calendar. I had an ex every year.
I went to her house.
Them boxes just kept paddling up of calendars.
That's funny.
She could not move a calendar.
Got to the point I was like,
yo, you want me to take some of these shits?
Yeah, you want me to get these out the crib?
Drop them off to the homeless?
Like Kanye?
Yeah, like,
I mean, it's two years late, but.
That's what Wednesday is.
Oh, shit.
October 17th. You gotta love when women try. Oh, shit. October 17th.
You gotta love when women try to do some shit.
Every New Year's Eve, they was depressed.
Like, yo, what's going on?
I got all this leftover inventory.
Ma, you should have planned for the year to change, bitch.
Like, what do you want me to say to you?
Drop shit.
Oh, shit.
I don't need you to be November.
Know when it is.
No Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year for my fault.
Oh, man.
That is hilarious, yo.
Yeah, I'm not mad at them selling nothing.
Go ahead and change the game up.
I think he's going to buy it anyway.
She fine enough.
Niggas ain't buying the calendar.
Them goofy niggas going to buy it. Ice, I could go seeas ain't buying the calendar. Them goofy niggas gonna buy it.
Ice, I could go see the same pictures on Instagram.
I'm not buying your calendar, man.
I didn't say you.
I said the goofy niggas.
Stop, yo.
They don't even do that shit in jail no more.
I don't think so.
They don't even do it in jail no more.
I got a calendar.
That's why the boxes is stacked up.
You got the same photos on your gram.
How can they sell it to OnlyFans with the same shit On your gram How can they sell
On their OnlyFans
With the same shit
That's true
I thought the OnlyFans
Was different content
That's the rope and dope
Yeah
You a lot
That's how they get you in there
See how he be telling on himself
How am I telling on myself
There's been articles
About it for the longest
Oh that's a good recovery
There boy
That's a good recovery
I read
Mister I've never been
On OnlyFans
I read Oh I bet I know Listen they never been on OnlyFans. I read.
Listen, they on OnlyFans,
one of the last places they on there with their real
skin.
So,
what the fuck y'all talking about?
Calendars, they was airbrushing.
Airbrushing their skin,
all the pores off that shit.
Now,
they got filters, getting the pores off of shit. Now they got filters
getting the pores off of their shit.
When it wasn't the filters
on this app that they liked,
they used the filters
from the other app
then uploaded it over here,
dragged it here.
They got Facetune
for your face,
for your body.
Y'all applying tans.
Y'all are changing
the whole shape of the bathroom
like y'all are ish.
Like there's mad shit
going on in these pictures.
Nah, I seen a girl.
On OnlyFans,
you can't put just a filter
on some shit
while you're fucking.
You're fucking.
See, I'm not talking about that.
You're going to move
all of that shit.
I ain't even talking about that.
I'm talking about the ones
that like me and Parks
was saying that was rope-a-doping.
Like you thought she might be fucking over there.
She wasn't.
But she don't get no bread, though, right?
Because once you subscribe, if it's the same shit,
you're just going to leave.
Yeah, but if I get enough.
That's going to be a charge back.
I'm getting that $9 right back.
$4.99 is coming back.
If I open that page and you on there looking like Instagram,
I'm calling this Amex.
Hey, this adult entertaining
adult entertainment system
is jerking me.
Well, get it right back. Well, what's the
joke? I mean, you should just see some kinky
shit there, man. Come on.
You ain't got to ask me. Don't make me say it to you.
I was
calling so much at one point. It was like, I see
Mr. Button. There's OnlyFans here
and OnlyFans. It's OnlyFans here and OnlyFans.
It's OnlyFans.
You called last week about OnlyFans.
All right, dog.
All right. First of all, you don't need to be all in my records like that.
No, dog.
You're their OnlyFan.
Get the fuck out.
I was calling, boy.
Yo, this guy crazy.
You charging back?
No, I spent a couple dollars over there.
I had to get off the app.
No, when the white girl went over there and pulled that Jooks move, it fucked the whole game up.
You did tell us about that before.
Yeah, man.
Damn whites.
That's the juke smooth I'm talking about, though.
Like, rope-a-doping.
Niggas ran up there like, oh, shit, she got OnlyFans.
Let me go see what it's hitting on.
Oh, wait.
It's the same shit you had over here.
You just tricked niggas to run over here and you ran up a bag.
Ice, I'll take your
word for it. Nigga, I'm reading.
I have never.
I'm cool.
Prude.
Prude? Damn.
I gotta step into the millennium.
What else is going on? There was some more violent shit going on
out there, right? Yeah.
The college football fight.
Did y'all see it? I did not.
I just saw somebody getting pummeled
by a tunnel.
Yeah. Was it Michigan
State? Michigan versus Michigan State.
That's a rivalry.
Yeah, but this was a little...
Rivaled his ass over there by his own team.
I didn't understand.
I didn't see the fight, so what happened?
It was in a tunnel. He must have got lost. On the walk out or
the walk in? After the game. After the game.
After the game. Got you. And it was in the
wrong tunnel? By himself.
Oh, no.
And the whole team was there.
It was a defensive back, too, probably,
wasn't it? He was on his back
playing defense.
Certainly wasn't a skill player. Wasn't a safety. Yeah, wasn't. He was on his back. Playing defense. Yeah. Certainly wasn't a skill player.
Wasn't a safety.
Yeah, wasn't too many skills on display.
Now, he was getting his ass told.
What?
What?
Who?
Who won?
The 52 niggas, the 52 men in white.
Yeah, yeah.
The home jerseys.
That ass.
Michigan State was home
We don't know man
Hold up
Look let me tell you
It was a lot versus one
And the one got his ass whooped
A lot one
Yeah
A lot one
It was a lot versus one
And a lot one
I kept asking
Why is he in this tunnel
Did you get turned around
You got lost
That's crazy
How did you end up there
Pray popping shit
But you The a lot peacocks Whooped your ass turned around, you got lost. That's crazy. How did you end up there? Right, popping shit. Mm-hmm.
A lot of peacocks whooped your ass.
Yo, that's funny, son. Whooped his ass.
Talking about pressing charges
and stuff now. Oh, that's true.
Criminal investigation and all that shit.
That's what happens.
That was an ass whooping, though.
It was like, that might be top
four ass whoopings that I've seen on video.
It was in there.
It was that bad?
It was an ass whooping.
It was bad.
It was.
You got served up.
I just didn't, I'm watching like, oh, oh, oh.
Slip, nigga.
What can you do when that many niggas around you?
Ain't no slip. That don't be the good jump though
Well lucky
When the 20 dudes jump you
They don't really get you good
They got him
But yeah
Four skilled jumpers
Four professional jumpers
Well leave your ass on that ground
You not gonna walk away yo
Equipment on Bruh The right four jumpers. Well, leave your ass on that ground. You not going to walk away, yo. Yeah, equipment on.
Bro.
The right four jumpers.
I'm talking about dudes that skilled at jumping.
Yeah, you ain't getting out of there.
You disagree?
I don't disagree.
I just like when it's you versus zero people.
That's the best.
You guarantee to win.
Sure enough.
Should I just leave and go with my team over here.
Home team.
There you go.
The home team.
The home team.
Can't lose.
And at my age, now, if I'm getting jumped,
that means I missed a few cues.
You sleeping.
It wasn't just one cue that I missed.
You hit a record scratch?
I bet you're probably wondering how I ended up here, right?
If Woody would have called the police.
Dog, nah, you right.
That's no bullshit.
You missed all the whisperings.
The surround.
All of that.
The people moving over a certain type of way.
Yeah, that's different.
You was off.
You was walking to your car.
You just ain't see this nigga on a tangent,
like a safety cutting you off on your car.
Nah, I'm good.
The scary part about the jump now is I ain't fast enough to get away.
Like, you're going to jump me.
How's your curl-up game?
I think my curl-up game would be pretty good.
I ain't never curled up.
It depends on if some professional. I'm good. If them good nigg good. I ain't never curled up. It depends on if it's some professional.
If they're good niggas, you can't curl up.
Bruh, I'm telling you, it's niggas.
I curled up when this 6'8 nigga I was fighting.
But other than that, in a jump, you know.
You curled up?
You're fucking right, I did.
What?
He had you on the ground?
I don't know if he had me there.
Curled up in midair is crazy.
I was there, though.
I think that was a voluntary curl.
That's when you know it's bad.
When the voluntary curl means you have assessed the damages,
that's on the way.
I don't got no wind.
I just want to keep my teeth.
I don't got no wind.
On top of me with the school desk above his head.
That was when it was the desk desk attached to the chair.
The desk chair desk.
The hard shit.
Nigga, it was over.
That fight was over.
I went on ahead to the dorm, man.
What did y'all do after one of them fights to feel better?
I never had none of them, yo.
Drink.
And then Ice was in the house. Drink. That's one. What else could you do after one of them fights to feel better? I never had none of them, yo. Drink. And then Ice was in the house.
Drink.
That's one.
What else could you do?
Hard whiskey.
No.
You be assessing life, yo.
You gotta go take a shit.
Got the BG.
You need to go sit somewhere and concentrate.
You gotta shower.
The shower ain't the same after you get Locked up either Cause that's when
You gonna find
The new reason
That's that sword
Yeah that's that sword
That's that sword
You try to reach back
You got pain
In a few places
You ain't even think of
Damn nigga
Kick me here
I was
I got a
I got a brush burn
On my hamstring
Fuck it nigga
Shoot me or something
What the fuck is going on back here?
Brush burn.
I went and had a stretch appointment
over the weekend.
I did much better
than the last time I was there,
but recently when I go,
it's like,
I better not go fight nobody now.
It is a reminder.
My body don't need
to be half stretching.
I had one yesterday.
That shit different.
Nah, that shit is a reminder.
You can't do simple shit.
We can't fight no more?
Nah, it's just that you out of shape.
Every time I go, I make a vow.
I'm about to get on that.
I'm going to touch my toes this time.
Word.
I'm about to start stretching.
Tuesday come, so do Wednesday.
Why you can't touch his toes?
We're inside the eight.
They right there?
His toes is right there.
God damn it.
Yo.
Yo, you good?
Yo, it's a fool, yo.
What's wrong with you, dog?
Nigga, you all right?
You remotely can't talk.
Steak dairy, man.
Anyway, yo.
This guy's a fool.
Nah, I should have had you fucked up.
I've never been to a stretch appointment, so.
Yeah, me neither.
How y'all wash your backs in the shower?
What y'all do?
Your niggas is like, see why you're at.
You go like that.
You are on the phone. You are on the phone. Wait. Wait. See why you're... You're Uncle Pod.
You're Uncle Pod.
Wait.
Wait.
That was Uncle Pod.
You're 6'5".
How you watching the back?
Yo, you know, he just told you.
I got long arms.
Hey, Parks Cam.
Show him, Parks.
Nigga, get in the middle.
Yo, you know what?
You know what is funny?
I'll ask a stupid question, and it'll sound stupid and simple coming out, but because
it's dudes, dudes ain't washing their fucking back.
How you do that?
You see what it's doing?
That's how you got them?
You don't wash your back?
Yeah, but show us what you did.
You just said dudes ain't washing their back.
Show us what you did again.
I said dudes ain't doing that.
Can you show us what you do?
You take the washcloth and you go like that, nigga.
You see how big his washcloth is?
He got a beach towel with him. beach towel with a fucking shower with him.
That nigga's a beach boy.
Hey, she a beach boy.
Why are you getting in the shower
with a plastic bag?
With a car shammie.
That nigga's back is hairy, yo.
God damn it.
That's a fool, yo.
Oh, man.
How do you wash your back, yo. God damn it. That's a fool, yo. Oh, man. How you wash your back, yo?
I don't.
I'm a real ass nigga.
I don't wash my back.
I make, I wash it.
Yeah, nigga.
So you get your back washed once a week?
That's the benefit of answering last.
You get to make a joke and get out of here.
What you mean?
What you mean? Oh, shit, bro. What you mean?
I'll wash it.
I pour one pound of body wash in my hand.
I toss it.
I toss it out back in.
Hope for the best.
I stick the squeegee on the wall, and I go like this.
I throw it at him.
I throw it up.
Get in.
Get the...
And then I ripped off.
You know what I mean?
That's stupid, yo.
Shit.
Yo, men are fucking barbarians.
That'd be terrible, yo.
Nasty-ass dude, yo.
You feel tough drying off?
That's definitely your softest moment of the day. It has to it has to be when you get your little feet so you don't slip you what when you dry off your feet so you don't
slip you are a pussy like you're at that moment in time you are a pussy
so this morning i don't know who i think I am, a magician in the shower.
I tried to move it.
I'm too old to try.
I picked one foot up and did a little scrubby scrubby scrub.
And that other foot has some soap on the bottom.
No, no, see, this why I'm stupid.
You'll kill yourself.
I made sure to get all the water out right off the thing.
And then for some reason, I did a hop.
I'm a fucking idiot. I did a hop. I'm a fucking idiot.
I did a hop like this.
And I said, oh, buddy, you will be dead in this shower.
Yeah, you fuck around slipping that shower.
Niggas won't find you till days later.
I'm the only person in the world that they wouldn't find till like a year later.
Yo, I'm telling you.
I played safe in the shower.
Yeah, it worked.
Nah.
Holy shit.
Just that little, just the feeling of a slip.
Your whole life flashed before that.
Yes, it does. Oh, man. I've been in the office a slip. Your whole life flashed before that. Yes, it does.
Oh, man.
I've been in the office.
Nothing but porcelain everywhere
as far as the eye can see.
You ain't nothing.
You can grab one, you done.
And that shit's stronger than my bones.
Nah, easy.
Oh, no, no.
It's over.
Easy.
It's over.
You got porcelain, Sean?
I don't know what the fucking shit's made out of, man.
Some hard shit.
Harder than bone.
If your washcloth is that size,
your towel must be enormous.
It's a comforter.
How you dry your waist off?
I'm asking.
Come on so we can move on
from this foolishness.
How you dry your waist off?
You don't dry?
You got man mildew on your waist.
This thing is disgusting.
This thing is mildew.
Come on.
Move right along.
Where were we?
Oh, nowhere.
A boogie told the truth.
I respect it, too. A boogie told the truth. I respect it, too.
A Boogie told the truth.
I'm getting the fuck out the way.
A Boogie had an album coming out.
He pushed it back one week,
said, sorry, y'all.
Drake is dropping on that week.
I don't want no trouble.
Straight up.
That's the story.
Round of applause.
Finally, someone tells the truth.
You're right on out of the way of that And he ain't pushing back no one
Tornado
He said
His exact words are
Sorry
But album is dropping in December now
Drake was dropping the same day
And I ain't with that
Smart man
I love it
A few weeks
I'm out of here
Yeah yeah yeah
You can have that
Y'all vibe out to that for a little bit.
Yeah, you got a month.
And then my shit dropping, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I see y'all after Thanksgiving.
What?
Taylor Swift occupies the top 10 spots on whatever that is.
All of the charts, probably.
All the charts.
You said 10 spots?
Yeah, top 10.
Yeah.
Look, now you want Taylor Swift. I'm out of here, man.
I'm out of here, yo.
I hate it here.
That's so stupid, yo.
Now you about to lead a pod again.
For Taylor Swift?
You lead a pod for Taylor.
I encourage that.
Go ahead and pursue your dream.
I'll just, I've got to do what I've got to do at that point.
Something else you can take?
Yeah, yeah.
If Vince come in here and say he got with Taylor Swift,
what we gonna do?
Laugh.
Say nigga stop lying, sit down.
Well, I think that's a lie.
I would know it's a lie.
Why?
Because if he got with Taylor Swift,
he wouldn't be walking in here.
He wouldn't talk to us no more.
Change his number.
Taylor Swift can't get no meat from me, man.
That's all I'm saying. I don't believe that for a second.
Me.
Yes.
I've told you.
We're talking to many other people that were as undesired as she.
I wouldn't.
You don't hear that?
Pam, I'm lost here.
I'm asking you a question.
Would you pop?
Yeah.
You?
I mean, she kind of looks like she could be related to me, so probably not.
That's your thing.
Fuck yeah.
You my guy.
Nah, no Game of Thrones over here.
But I mean, you know, yeah, yeah.
You're not about to ask me.
This is an audio adventure.
I would love for you to engage and participate in the audio adventure.
Would Mr. Joseph Anthony Button Jr. pop?
No.
Oh, okay.
Now, I would try to string her along for a few years.
See, first you got to get in.
I would try to get off as many.
I'm just not comfortable tonight.
I don't want our first time to be like this.
I got a headache.
I'd like to get to know you better.
I want to be special.
I don't want to jeopardize anything we're building or working towards.
This guy is a fool.
All of those.
Okay.
I don't believe you.
So you'd fuck Chelsea Handler, but not Taylor Swift?
Absolutely.
Anytime I think I know this dude.
That's why I don't believe you.
He throws in a shocker or two.
Why is that hard to believe?
It's cool. You said you would pop Martha Stewart, not Jeannie Buss. I will pop believe it. He throws in a shocker or two. Why is that hard to believe? It's cool.
You said you'll pop Martha Stewart, not Jeannie Buss.
I will pop Martha Stewart.
But not Jeannie Buss.
So why am I?
You pop Jeannie Buss but not Taylor?
Yeah.
I don't get it.
Men are such barbarians.
Explain it to Ice and Parks.
Explain what?
My preference?
Yes.
What's the preference between, why would you pop?
Like old and rich.
Old money.
It's the money.
Old money.
It's the money.
Martha Stewart got old and rich money.
You always got to follow the money with him.
No, that's not true.
Martha Stewart is old and rich.
I won't pop.
What are you talking about?
I'm done with you.
Thank you.
You're a nasty old man.
That's going to put Taylor on me.
She'll probably wash her back for you.
I'm good at that.
Yeah, he just, you know.
He got the dinosaur washcloth.
Park said he got who he flosses back.
He flosses.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit. Park City got who he flosses back He flosses Oh man Oh shit
You said he was
Tyrannosaurus claw
Flossing his back
With a chamois
Alright yo
I'm done
I'm outta here
Alright come on
Your man Nash
What other music is coming out this week?
I'm not even sure
Yeah I don't
Well there's that.
What you about to say?
They slammed your man Nash
on his head finally.
Oh, Steve Nash.
Yes.
I thought it was that other Nash
that hip hop always likes to kill.
What's his name?
Oh, Nav.
Anytime I see his name,
I run to the headline.
They hate him.
They be hard on Nav.
They just be killing Nav.
He should be all right, too.
They said he said nigger before, right?
Well, we all saying it now.
I'm going to have to Elon.
Thank you, Twitter.
See.
What?
Didn't that say nigger?
Oh, and you was down?
No, it's not just that, but how y'all pick and choose, though.
How they pick and choose.
I don't even know this, man.
He may have said it.
He may not.
I don't know.
How they pick and choose.
What do you mean how we pick and choose?
I don't know.
Expound.
We on a podcast. I know where he's going. You know where I'm going? I know where he's going. I don't know. How they pick and choose. What do you mean how we pick and choose? Expound. We're on a podcast.
I know where he's going.
You know where I'm going?
I don't.
So Nav can say it, and it's a problem.
And they won't let it go.
But I can play you at least 30 times that Khaled said it, and it's okay.
Expound.
What's Nav's ethnicity? Same as Khaled's. Really? Oh, I don't know who he is. expound what's an
ethnicity
same as
Cali's
really
oh I don't
know who he is
he ain't make
God did though
he's not the
best
he ain't got
enough slaps
to say
nigga
that's it
that's all
it is
nigga Cali made me take it over man shut up that's why I said black people don't owe nothing That's it That's who it is Nigga Callum
Maybe we take it over
Man shut up
That's what I said
Black people don't owe nothing
We don't
Who can say nigga
Who we like
We like you
We like you
Alright you cool
What else black people owe
That's it
Kanye said we owe him
Something in braids
I forgot what he said
Nigga
Nigga in braids said, nigga in breeds.
He just showed you
we don't know a nigga.
Oh, man, yo.
That's nuts.
We don't know that.
But how do you feel
about Steve getting slammed?
I think it was
a long time coming.
Man, we all do.
That's what I think.
And we've been calling
for Steve Nash's job.
Since he got it.
Since he got it.
Since he took the MVP
from Kobe.
Twice. Twice. Since he got it. Since he got it. Since he took the MVP from Kobe. Twice.
Twice.
That was Shaq.
Who?
Kobe.
That was Shaq one year.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
Kobe.
No, you're wrong.
Okay.
You Google it.
Apologize.
It's cool.
Bet whatever you want.
I ain't got to Google it.
It was Shaq.
Get my money, yo.
It's only been an ongoing.
Stop throwing your little big money around.
Get my money, yo.
I didn't throw any big money around.
It's always you just trying to get me audited again.
Pen anything you want.
It's always you trying to get me audited again.
I don't have nothing.
2023 is broke year.
I'm trying to get him audited.
We all broke, struggling, trying to make it,
trying to aspire to be that.
That's it.
Oh, man.
This guy.
I know Steve Nash can't coach.
Go ahead and ask me how I know.
How do you know, Joe?
How do you know?
I got TV.
Eyes.
Yeah, all you got to do is look at the next game.
Horrible.
Yo, substitutions be horrible.
You right.
Right about what?
It was Kobe.
Thank you.
I ain't saying I know.
It's the 05-06 season.
He about to tell you you dumb.
Oh, my God.
He about to tell you you dumb, Ice.
Okay, so that's one, right?
Right?
Do you know how many MVPs Steve Nash won?
Two.
Dos.
So you're not done Googling him?
No.
I'm just telling you that the one he won over Kobe.
He said he won it over Kobe.
And then I said over Shaq.
Over Shaq.
And you're still not Googling?
No, not Googling.
Got it.
All right. Anyway. Selective Googling're still not Googling? No, I'm not Googling. Got it. All right.
Anyway.
Selective Googling.
Selective Googling.
Yeah, word.
Selective Googling.
He's Newark boys, yo.
Newark boys shit, man.
Oh, man.
What would he do?
He'd say, Udokum, I get the job.
That would be nice, actually.
Baddies in Brooklyn.
Come on over here.
You think Boston shook your marriage?
They don't mind.
Right over there at Dumbo House on a Thursday night.
They quiet.
They ain't telling.
No, no.
They're not shut up.
Tell them all.
Tell what?
Yo, man.
And, yo, it ain't even that.
I can't believe they told on Tiger.
The New York.
They told on.
They got Tiger ass good.
Y'all go ahead and keep signing these sneaker deals and Nike little apparel deals.
Ice, go ahead.
Because he was.
If he was fucking with.
He played on the wrong side, man.
They wasn't going to tell.
Go ahead.
They wasn't going to tell.
Ice, we don't know what you talking about
I'm not making it racy
and I don't have a dollar
so
the people
the ones he messed with
told
the white girl
had he messed with
some other girls
they probably
would have not told
no they told on me
my whole life
you ain't have
a tiger hat
to that you say No, they told on me my whole life. You ain't had what Tiger had.
To that you say?
Nothing.
Oh.
Touche.
Nothing at all.
Tristan getting ratted on.
Because of him.
Tiger got ratted on because of him too, though. No, no.
No.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
That's different.
Tristan Canadian. Yo, you. No. Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's different. Tristan Canadian.
Yo, you had this dummy up.
Anyway, no.
I hope they do get a doker.
That'll be a fresh start.
I don't know.
I just think...
Yo, I don't see how the Nets losing.
It's too much talent on that team to be bad.
This nigga say shit.
Yo, the whole team is playing like trash.
Yo, it look like they just out there like, eh, eh.
They look like shit to me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I said they look like shit.
They playing like shit.
They got too many good players to look like shit.
Bro, with the three starting pieces that they have, just those three,
if you just get two people that want to hit the boards
and defend,
y'all,
huh?
Ben Simmons,
Kyrie Irving,
and KD.
It's the wrong time to do it,
but I had a whole 30-minute bit
about them kids
with the anti-Semite shirts
in the front row
in the next game.
Those kids in,
oh, I see.
Little 12 and 13-year-old you know but that was a family it look
little family sitting there eating popcorn with the stop Jewish hate I
think the t-shirt said yeah oh yeah
I'm going to make me a t-shirt.
Start putting some thoughts on t-shirts.
They're getting bolder with these t-shirts.
They are?
Kyrie and the reporter had a little fight.
Y'all seen it?
I did see that, yeah.
A little back and forth over him tweeting the Alex Jones book. Basically what is or what is not promotion
is what they're fighting over. He tweeted
the Alex Jones link that had
some anti-Semitism shit
in there and
the reporter was like,
why are you promoting this? And he's like, I'm not promoting
it.
You did retweet it though. That's
a form of promotion. It may
not be an endorsement. But That's a form of promotion. It may not be an endorsement.
An endorsement, but it is a form of promotion.
They sent Calvin Ridley to the Jaguars while he at home.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
They got him out of here.
Is retweeting something or tweeting something promotion?
Yes.
Thousand percent.
I'm trying to think about that.
But when they say promotion, they handle it like endorsement.
And a promotion is not an endorsement.
No.
I could retweet something and not be endorsing whatever I am promoting currently.
That's where the confusion lies.
See, they'll look at it as just the mere fact that you are retweeting it.
You stand by it.
You're putting light on it.
And if it's something that's frowned upon or hate speech, you shouldn't even do that.
Even if you're retweeting it to condemn it.
That's the way they treat retweets.
I've been called a nigger 900 million times over the weekend.
I wanted to disagree,
so I looked up promotion.
An activity that supports
or provides active encouragement
for the furtherance of a cause,
venture, or aim.
So no.
So it's not promotion.
A retweet is not promotion.
I wanted to look up the definition
because you could retweet somebody getting their ass I wanted to look up the definition before I,
because you could retweet somebody getting their ass whooped.
That don't mean you're promoting it.
You could bring light to a situation. You could retweet police abuse.
You know what I'm saying?
That don't mean that you're promoting it.
But where did you get that definition from?
WhiteWords.com?
Where you get that?
I need to see where that came from with you, buddy.com? Where you get that? Let me see where that came
from with you, buddy. Can I read that again?
Yeah, that might come from... Oxford Dictionary.
The real Oxford door,
Newark, Oxford. Read it again?
Your nigga here. Let me go to
Merriam-Webster's... Oxford Belly, which I'll
be talking about. A-H-K.
Oxford.
Oxford.
Mad people got a little dictionary. None them black neither miriam webster's
actually there's not a black webster nowhere all right yeah emmanuel lewis
yo the act of furthering or growth or development of something that's not it's not promotion
it's not you're furthering it you're spreading the message you're spreading it yeah that
is promotion i think they mean i think they mean furthering as an advancement it just said further
but the first definition said something that's why i wanted you to read it again because i think
even the first definition could apply because there was an or in there somewhere let's unpack it
i think retweeting something is promoting it i do too unless you say something like yo this
shit is trash what he's saying or something like that and even that it's still kind of promoting
it no matter how you look at it if i have a platform of let's say i got three million followers
on twitter and if it's something that i know i damn should nobody even be seeing this this is
terrible no matter what I say
with it once I retweet it
to them 3 million followers
I'm promoting it
to them
cause they may have not
cause they may
exactly
it's all
it's promotion
Deion Sanders
forbids Jackson State
players from leaving
Houston Hotel
following Takeoff's death
you goddamn right
uh huh
fuck y'all
thought y'all was gonna
sit y'all asses down
I'm not mad Young Dolph Life partner questions why young people You goddamn right. Uh-huh. Fuck, y'all thought y'all was going to... Sit y'all asses down.
I'm not mad.
Young Dolph Life partner questions why young people in the music industry aren't willing to take a stand against gun violence after a producer swears to stop making music that pushes the wrong agenda to black youths.
Then we have Lakeith Stanfield with a statement.
I want to read it.
He's dope, too.
I like Lakeith. I want to read it. He's dope too. I like Lakeith.
I want to read it a little lengthy.
Whoa, pause.
Or unpause.
You never know.
All right.
Here we go.
Lakeith Stanfield says,
the dangerous toxicity
associated with
this glorified
black serial killer
and killed music
and imagery
got people thinking
it's cool to hurt those
that look like them
and only them. It's okay to embrace the realities of life in the harder areas, but let's
not think about, but let's think about not holding up this behavior in our circles. Let's make it
cool to embrace life, travel, learn new things. I know that scope of issues we have to contend with
is much larger than just this and that we have a lot of work to do in many areas to restore our hearts and minds after centuries of persecution and manipulation but we
have to start somewhere at some level we have to see our lives as valuable so that we think before
we react and see and see damn i can't say and see another human when we look at a human man. We must stop holding self-destructive shit up
and embrace things that build us a whole
so that we can lead the world
in the direction of prosperity by example.
Getting reckless now and again is part of who we are,
but for the most part, turn that stupid shit off.
Well said, Lakeith.
Yeah.
Well said. He kind of hit it because well said Lakeith yeah well said
he kinda hit it
because
it's not
niggas don't view life
as
our lives
you know
they don't
they
yeah they know
let me tell you something
they know who to fuck with
and who not to fuck with
that we don't view
each other's lives
with any merit
or any value
that is true
cause you know if you fuck with one of them white people each other's lives with any merit or any value. That is true.
Because you know if you fuck with
one of them white people
you're going to get caught
and your ass
is going to get the book
thrown at you.
Yeah.
So we ain't even
you know what I'm saying
like we ain't even
playing that game.
Shit is nuts.
Um
I told you guys
I was going to see that movie uh pray for the devil yeah uh friday
night after the pod was really excited about it looked really scary so i did go check it out
ordered a burger some fruit punch and fries got a blanket had yourself a nice little night
yeah man a nice little nap to that bullshit movie horrible horrible horrible little movie I
mean now our boys okay it was okay what I saw but that little devil girl wasn't really wild
the trailer looked good but they didn't really get in today yeah they ain't getting their bag
like that uh Terrifier to that shit they said everybody's throwing up about.
Nah.
No?
Bullshit.
Oh, please.
Please, please, please.
Halloween.
I almost went to the theater to see it.
Halloween is dead.
Michael Myers, the final one.
You were going to go see it?
I wasn't going to go see it.
There's no way on earth.
I had such a fun time going to the movies,
even though I didn't really enjoy the movie.
I just wanted to go back. Oh, okay. Try it again. That'd be a sister. What day on that? the movies even though I didn't really enjoy the movie I just wanted to go back
try it again
that makes sense
what day on the 20th
but I didn't
it's the same movie
it's been the same movie
since 1983
and I heard this one
is real bad
they said this one's so bad
I might watch it
it's on Peacock
it's on Peacock
if you don't feel like going
oh you saw it
it's bad
real bad
I heard the last two
was like epic bad
like Michael Myers
Father Time
not
fuck a whim he on like his 20th Halloween Real bad? I heard the last two was like epic bad. Like Michael Myers, Father Time, not.
Fuck a whim.
Oh, bro.
He don't like his 20th Halloween, yo.
30th.
Nigga ain't got no arthritis or nothing.
Lucky him.
Niggas ain't making it to see 20 Halloweens no more.
It's just rough out here.
What else?
What else?
What else? What else in news, music, culture, anything that I miss?
No, it was Halloween, so everybody was minding their business.
Trade deadline.
Trade deadline's here.
I haven't seen anything about the Giants.
We got Bradley Chubb and Wilson, the running back from the Niners,
and I am very fucking excited.
Yeah, you good.
We let go of Claypool.
Got a draft pick.
We as in the Steelers and we as in the Dolphins.
Yes?
Yes.
We.
We.
Yeah, Clay Poole's a good player, man.
But a second round pick, I mean.
Yeah, listen, I'm not mad at it.
We got a good little wide receiver core over there anyway,
so I'm not mad.
For a second round pick?
Mm-hmm.
He's in rebuild mode anyway.
That's true.
Thirsty Dolphins out here Trying to find a way
To beat Mahomes
And the Bills
Gotta do something
Gotta do something
Might not even be Mahomes
First day
Looking at somebody else
For him
I said and the Bills
Yeah yeah yeah
I said the Bills too
Yeah
I love it
They turned a draft pick
Three draft picks they got
From the Niners
Moving up to get Trey Lance
Into Tyreek Hill Bradley Chubb,
and Jalen Waddell.
Can't beat that with Stenner.
From a move up?
Or a move down?
Jalen.
Jalen?
I don't know.
The Giants shouldn't really be in the market to do anything right now.
They're kind of still in a rebuild.
The Giants should have did anything they had to do to get Claypool.
They're in the first year in a rebuild. The Giants should have did anything they had to do to get a play pool. They're in the first year in a rebuild.
The Giants should have gone in a play pool or tried to get them.
No, they shouldn't have for a second round pick.
I'm never doing that deal.
Yeah, in the first year of a rebuild,
you want them picks.
Because he wants to build the team
the way he wants it in his...
I disagree.
Because the Giants are not technically in a rebuild.
They're in a rebuild. They just happen to have a good record right now. I know. And the Giants are not technically in a rebuild. They're in a rebuild.
They just happen to have a good record right now.
I know.
And they're playing well.
Which means you're going to get a low pick,
which means you could get pieces that can make your team better now.
Y'all not in a rebuild.
The Giants got quality pieces.
They're not in a rebuild.
They're not.
The receiver core sucks.
They could have got Claypool.
Who did they lose?
What you mean?
To be rebuilding.
They lost their coach in their front office.
Okay.
I'm talking about player-wise.
When a team loses its coach in its front office,
what usually follows is a rebuild of sorts.
It might not be the first year.
We're going to see what we got here,
see who we like, see who we don't.
And they lost mad people.
They're fucking...
They lost people.
The corner on the Eagles that's killing is ours
that we didn't want to pay, Bradbury.
There's a few Giants players that they just let go. The corner on the Eagles that's killing is ours that we didn't want to pay, Bradbury.
There's a few Giants players that they just let go.
I'm going to agree with Parks, and then we can move on.
I'll say this is a rebuild because the front office is assessing the talent and was using this year to assess talent.
It's first round and early round draft picks all over this fucking roster.
So they didn't know who was who and what was what anyway.
So yeah, they 6-2, but to the surprise of the front office, I'm sure.
So let's say they end up at...
So now they got to add.
Y'all could be at 12-4.
11-5 is not out of the blue for y'all.
I'm sure every time a Giants game ends, front office goes up there
and bangs their head in the wall about a receiver.
I'm sure of it.
So we'll see.
And it's a real deep draft coming up.
I like having draft picks during this draft.
There's that.
Gotcha.
Friend of the show.
Part of the show.
Part of the show.
From a friend of the show.
Indeed.
Here we go.
Here we go.
This says.
This says.
And who is this?
Hard to tell because this is going to be tough because I can't read.
This is David. What's up, Dave?
David says WWID. What would Ish do?
So this is for you, Ish. Would you be uncomfortable in a situation in order to please your partner? For example, my girl asked me to go to the drag brunches, gay clubs and pride events with her.
Neither one of us are into the same sex, but she likes the environment because it's just clean fun.
When I told her no and I'll be uncomfortable, she says I shouldn't be because I'm straight and I'm going with her.
I'll be uncomfortable.
She says I shouldn't be because I'm straight and I'm going with her.
She's from New York and I'm from VA.
So she's a little more diverse than me
and she's trying to get me out of my comfort zone.
Ish, what do you say to David?
I think that if you've expressed
that you're uncomfortable to your girl,
it should stop right there.
I don't think somebody should try to coerce or persuade somebody to do something that's outside of their comfort zone.
But if the goal is to expand your horizons
and put you in uncomfortable situations.
For her.
It's not.
Okay. That's her goal goal that's not his goal that's like if your girl don't want to have a threesome and you are trying to get her to open up her horizon a little bit different
that's different not yes that is very different not forcing but uh encouraging or holding uh
your body or your partner's body versus going to a bar?
It's not.
You are trying to get somebody.
Find a different example than a threesome.
A threesome is a...
No, let me tell you.
That's the one I wanted to use.
You are trying to talk somebody into doing something
that it don't matter what the idea is.
It could be whatever the idea is.
I don't feel comfortable doing that.
It's just stop right there. If your partner stands adamant in something that they don't feel comfortable doing, you shouldn't try to coerce them into doing it.
I disagree.
That's my opinion. Like, go get your girlfriends. I don't want to do that.
Sometimes your partner might say, I don't feel comfortable going to a Mexican food spot because I don't really like Mexican food. And then you say, hey, do you ever had Mexican food? And they say, no, I haven't had Mexican food.
And so I'm supposed to just not try to coerce them to go try Mexican food.
She's not saying go to the gay bar
to have sex with men.
She's saying, let's just go party at this.
I totally agree with you.
I'm agreeing with Parks.
I don't even see how Ish comes to that.
You want, I mean, if you were the partner.
You told me my threesome example was bad.
That's a horrible example.
You took it to Mexican food
Yes because that's just going to a place
That's not forcing someone else to touch your body
That's not an act of actually doing something
Alright so let's stay here
So
Alex bring the muffins out here
Some women don't like strip clubs
This is a great example
If your man is trying to force you
To go to a strip club
Or coerce I'm going to take force back trying to force you to go to a strip club or coerce i'm
gonna take force back yeah coerce you want to go into strip clubs and a female does not feel
comfortable doing that it should stop right there in my opinion it's not true this is my opinion
it should stop right there i shouldn't keep trying to force my girl or coerce my girl into going to
strip clubs if that's not something that she wants to do if you're going to keep using the words force and coerced and your argument will be correct
that's not that's not what we're saying that's what he said well he used that word so but i don't
but i don't get force from it true i'm not mad if you want to say convince, right? I like convince. Coerce? Or for me, not coerce. I don't like coerce either.
I don't like coerce.
For me, if you trust your partner,
and this don't even have to be about your romantic partner,
if you trust anybody else,
then there's nothing wrong with another round of thoughts.
Sure.
With another round of thinking about this particular thing.
Sure.
An example for me, when my grandfather was dying,
they was going to pick out the caskets.
I think I've told this story before.
They was going to pick out the caskets.
I didn't want to go.
I was very adamant in that.
You're not forcing me to go.
I'm sad.
I'm mourning.
And my mom was like, yo, I know you feel like that now,
but I think you should go.
Just reconsider it.
You might be happy that you did that later on.
And I did that not because I wanted to go
because that just sounded stupid to me.
But I trusted my mom. And you got to leave room to be wrong maybe she's right so i went and it was
the best thing i could ever did we had a blast in there memorized a bunch of memories so it's like
the strip club example i like right because often when you meet a girl some girls some women say, not doing the strip club. Yeah, they have a certain idea about the strip club.
They put their foot down about it.
It takes you to not try to change their mind,
but to add perspective.
Hey, have you ever experienced the strip club in this way,
with these people, in this fashion?
And sometimes they say, I never looked at it like that.
I'll try it once.
Indeed.
He sound like he never got to the we'll try it once part.
I think so.
And David, let me tell you, I know I make bisexual jokes here.
I'm not bisexual.
But I will tell you, I understand why people want to hang out in gay bars, gay brunches.
Particularly women.
Particularly women. Women, it's a safe place for them. It's safe for them. For the most part. gay brunches particularly women particularly women
women like
it's a safe place
for them
for the most part
I mean typically
obviously there's probably
been some
so stay there
and they normally
want to be with
a man
yeah
that's new
I don't know
nothing about that
because that's
I'll take your word for it
I see why women
want to be in gay bars i see
why women genuinely have the gay friends because there's no ulterior motive you ain't got to worry
about him being nice to you because he wants some box i understand all of that but in the same token
you can see why um uh and this is not trying to be offensive at all you can see why women like
hanging out in gay bars
because you said it's a safe space.
Why is it a safe space?
Because there's less likely to be a bunch of men hounding them.
Sure.
Because they're not as interested.
So could it be equally,
I'm not saying I feel like this,
but could a man equally say,
yo, I don't want to go to a gay bar
because I don't feel like having men hound me?
He could say that,
but has he had that experience before?
I don't know.
I'm saying. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That could say that, but has he had that experience before? I don't know. I'm saying.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That could be a reasonable assumption
based on maybe experiences that he's had.
He don't sound like he's any...
I don't know.
We don't know.
I don't want to add nothing to it.
So I don't say yes.
I can't say he did or he did not experience that.
I'm standing in.
Yo, if somebody,
your significant other is adamant
in something that they are trying to do if you try to get them to do it cool like especially
if you think it's going to be for their betterment right um cool you could try like i i my girl
there are things that i tried to get my girl to do to better herself. Like, you know, people don't make certain decisions based on fear.
Sure.
Like financially or going to college or whatever the case may be.
People are apprehensive based on whatever their fears are.
That's your goal to try and get the best out of your partner.
But I think in this particular instance, they're going to be good if they do or they don't.
Hopefully, because if that's enough to swear you're apart, you're not going to remember.
Yeah, sure.
So I think that let him stand on that.
He don't want to go.
Yo, it's like, yo, we're going bowling night with the fellas.
Come on.
She's like, no, I don't want to be around that.
I don't want to be around cigarette smoke.
I don't want to be around guys.
I'm good.
I'm going to stay at home.
That's her prerogative, to stay at home.
I don't think that it says nothing about him that he don't want to go.
I think it just sounds a little
ideal.
And a little close-minded.
That's what I was getting ready to say. Could be. To where it's
like... I know the
first time I was... My partner is asking me to go
with her. So that
carries something. So it's like, I'm here with
you. I don't think it's
like... You didn't have to deal with a bunch of... You're getting to the real meat of this. Most straight men are close-minded that carries something. So it's like, I'm here with you. I don't think it's like,
you didn't have to deal with a bunch of,
you're getting to the real meat of this.
Most straight men are closed minded to anything that has to do with bi or gay. True.
Spaces or people.
I was shook of it.
I had a girlfriend that talked me into it when I was probably 21 or something like that.
And I went to a gay bar with her.
Had a blast.
I didn't have,
it'd be a blast. Like I'm there dancing with my girl. I'm not a gay bar where they had a blast. I didn't have... It'd be a blast.
Like, I'm there
dancing with my girl.
I'm not...
Dudes aren't coming up to me.
Yeah, they're not
smacking you on the ass
when you're going there.
Like, I don't know
the vision that some men
have of these places.
And I'm sure there are
some gay bars that are
a little seedier
or sketchier or whatever,
but there's plenty
of just regular...
That's why the strip club
comparison is really,
really applicable
because every... Number one, every strip club is different.
So they have raunchy strip clubs where somebody might be grabbing your girl's elbow in a strip club.
They got strip clubs where the chicks is coming up, breathing on your girl, drunk, grabbing her.
They have those strip clubs.
And then they have strip clubs that are more upscale, more professional, more laid back vibe, all of that stuff.
So it's different.
I can't speak to
the differences in the gay clubs
or gay brunches, but I've
heard and we know people where a lot of
the gay dudes are mad aggressive.
You could be walking through the
mall and gay dudes could be trying to holler at you
and they'd be mad aggressive.
So I don't see how they're not
the same.
I'm sure it exists.
I'm sure it exists, but I think it's a little bit close-minded,
and maybe he should try his personal opinion.
True.
I agree with that.
You might go and have a fucking blast with your girl.
It's very easy to go on Yelp or something now
and look up what type of vibe it is there.
But even how you talk about this and expound on it,
like, it's funny to me.
What's mad aggressive
from a gay dude?
Like, what words can he say
that's mad aggressive
and him trying to bag me?
In your example,
you just said,
you're walking through the mall
and it could be gay dude's
mad aggressive.
You walk into the mall,
gay dude tries to talk to you,
you say you're not interested
and he keeps trying
to talk to you.
Same thing that women find
a turn off in men. You know? It's the same thing that women find a turnoff in men you know it's the same thing that women find a turnoff
in men that that just changed it's not equal footing here there's not equal footing here
some there's some things that happen that can make a woman feel threatened or intimidated
you're moving goalposts i think you are i think you are That's why I'm making it a point to stand in this.
No, you're not.
Nobody said threatened.
Nobody brought up threatened.
Nobody brought up domineering.
I said there are times when a man can try to talk to a woman.
She tells him she's not interested.
And this bugaboo ass dude keeps trying to fuck with her and it's aggravating and annoying.
And nobody brought up threatening.
Don't change my.
Hold up.
Nobody changed my stance. I get it up nobody changes my stance keep your stance what happened no no keep your stance when he bugaboo
dude won't leave her alone what usually ask women what happens after that half the time they'll talk
to do out of fear because these niggas tend to go from not leaving the loan to some frightening shit.
That's scary, yo.
A nigga smack the shit out of you.
Do anything.
That's scary.
That's not changing.
That's keeping it right there where you at.
No, you didn't.
Because I didn't say nothing about nothing domineering.
I didn't say nothing about-
Damn, it's that next step-ish.
It don't just stop right there.
Yo, dog.
My example is my example.
Okay.
Don't change my fucking example
to get your meaning out of my example.
I said what I said.
Fam, I know women, dudes in a club,
dude trying to talk to a girl,
they follow a girl all night long.
Get the fuck away from me.
And in that,
I can see how that would be intimidating for her.
I don't think that same thing is intimidating.
If a dude follows me around all night
trying to kick it to me.
He's overly aggressive. Yo, dog, I said me around all night trying to kick it to me. He's overly aggressive.
Yo, dog, I said no.
And you still trying to talk to me.
You been trying to talk to me all night.
But I can beat him up.
She can't.
That's kind of what we get here.
You said what?
I can beat him up.
She can't beat him up.
I think is what the underlying feeling is.
That's what we were saying.
It poses a certain different potential.
There's only so many dudes that can follow me around.
If you're hitting on me, I'm going to be scared.
No, but I was saying that in that instance, it's the same thing.
It's still an uncomfortable feeling that I don't want to be bothered.
Sure, so it's still harassment regardless.
It's harassment, but there is a different level of threat.
There's a different level of threat, for sure.
That dude that's following you in the mall or in the club or whatever, trying to talk to you, you're not in fear of anything if you just tell this nigga to leave you the fuck alone.
A lot of women are in fear of telling a nigga to leave them the fuck alone.
I'm not disagreeing.
Not saying that he did anything.
I'm not disagreeing.
So in your example, I'm just telling you that it's different.
That's not the same thing.
No, you made it different, but it's fine.
All right.
I just think that homeboy should be able to stand in whatever
he feels if he's open to going to the gay club with his girl then rock out if he don't want to
go to the gay club with his girl i don't think that he should be persecuted for that i don't
think that he should be held to any standard he just don't want to do it well we like that's what
i'm saying like yo dog he don't wanna do it it's close minded
motherfuckers in the world
I thought the
basic premise of this
is
would you be
open to your girl
trying to let you
try new things
that's not what
his premise was
I think it was
he started with
he started with
are you open
to a certain level
of uncomfortability
on the strength
of your partner
I think the answer
to that is yes I think it should be I think most men your partner? I think the answer to that is yes.
I think it should be.
I think most men is a yes.
I think it should be a case-by-case basis.
David, and I'm not mad at nothing you're saying
or nothing Isha's saying
after you go and experience it.
Right.
So you can actually have the conversation
with your partner
and explain.
No, I'm not doing it because this.
Yeah, what you're uncomfortable with.
This is why I don't like it. She's confused because you don uncomfortable there this is why i don't like she's
confused because you don't it sounds like you don't have a point of reference and you got all
these ideas about what goes on over here your girl might know a spot that's cool she might have been
there already scoped it out she might have been there with her last ex and didn't have those
instances take place part of trust is not knowing so you got to trust your partner to lead in some situations,
especially when it comes to leisure.
Totally agree.
Again, I'm just taking a stance
on him being,
I don't think he should feel guilty for that.
The same way I don't think
a woman should feel guilty
if she didn't want to go
to a certain type of event or space
where the dude tried to get her to go i think i think it's the same it'd be whack when you try to
get your partner to do some shit and they don't do it though not even that they don't do it they
just be completely close-minded to even the thought of doing it like at least if it's some
if you gotta if you have a point like you said a point of reference for your no, cool, I get it.
But if you've never experienced it at all, and it's nothing that's going to put you in any type of danger or shit like that, what's the problem?
It's your partner.
They've done it.
They've been there.
They can tell you what it's like.
Just experience it.
If you go there, you get uncomfortable or something, yo, man, I'm going to be honest, I ain't really feeling this.
Can we go?
You went. True. i tried it true and then from that point on don't ask me again i went here i'm good see and this is step one of having these talks with your partner the
next step is depart you're getting with a partner that says i just want you to go with me
yeah but i'm uncomfortable i don't like those but cool but i just want you to go with me. Yeah, but I'm uncomfortable. I don't like those spots. Cool, but I just want you
to go with me.
Ain't too many
lines of defense against that one.
That's when it gets sticky. That's when
an aunt got to die.
Funeral time. Hey, what day was that?
Damn.
What are you? Well, cuckoo
ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson.
Look what we have here.
What else?
What else?
What else?
I don't really think I have any.
I'm still sad.
Cuckoo, ca-choo, yo.
I tried to laugh.
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what they're saying?
That is what they're saying.
You might be right.
I never heard that one.
Yo, we're going to park.
Park's on Joe's house.
It's a song lyric.
I know that, but I didn't know they say cuckoo, cuckoo, choo.
Yeah.
Cuckoo, cuckoo, Mrs. Robinson.
Jesus loves you more than you can know.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
I didn't know.
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, choo.
Yeah.
I think it's also in a Beatles lyric.
I am the walrus.
Y'all are cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Sleeper time.
I don't have any album news.
I'm mourning.
I'm sad.
I'm going to fuck out of here to go mourn alone.
Hug on myself.
Love on myself.
Throw the body scrub behind my back.
Flush your back.
If there was a such thing as Griselda R&B,
I think Baby Rose would fit it.
It's all so haunting.
That's my girl, though.
She don't play.
So, Baby Rose, go.
I hear her.
Oh, it should just be haunting and just, oh my God.
Take the drums out.
But even now, she laying vocals too to like the pockets, you'll see
The devil's a liar that tries to divide us
The fuel on the fire, we're down to the wire
Only love can revive us
When the storms get louder The tide gets higher
For me, be a martyr
For you, I'll be a rider
Until we expire
It goes
Don't let me, don't let me, don't let me, don't let me go don't let me, don't let me go
Don't let me, don't let me go
Don't give a damn
Baby, hold me close at whatever you do
Don't let me, don't let me, don't let me, don't let me go
Don't let me, don't let me go
The papers I let go
With fibs in the tables Don't let me go The chambers are let go With themes and the tables
Don't cross the threshold
This love is too special
I might even put a Conway verse on it
I ain't gonna lie, it's hits
Can't just let go, oh
The stones and the bones
The world's on our shoulders
Can't let your heart grow colder
With me in your corner
And over till it's over And over till it's over Can't let your heart grow colder With me in your corner
And over till it's over
Hey, you know we gotta fight it cause it's too much to lose
So will you hold me close at whatever you do?
Don't let me, don't let me, don't let me, don't let me go
Don't let me, don't let me go
Hey, I've been with you too long, don't you give up too soon Oh, will you hold me close at whatever you do? Don't let me go Don't let me go Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Everything comes
in love
in love
Love will
sign the truth in the truth Love on one side, bitch, you do If it's true that love is worth it, I'm fighting for you
I wear the white flag and call it a truth
Don't let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go
Don't let me go, let me go
Girl, I love you, love to know, don't you give up too soon Oh, baby, let me go Girl, you love me too long Don't you give up too soon
Oh, baby, hold me close
And whatever you do
Don't let me, don't let me go
Don't let me, don't let me go
Don't let me, don't let me go
Brand new music from friend of the show, Baby Rose
Rose, we fuck with you over here you already know that that record
is called go in your phone right now that is tough yeah no she don't play man look it's still dark
i love all that brave digger yeah it's the b was going to play it last week, but it was a little too...
He stole your sleeper?
Nah.
I mean, I got sleepers for days if I need to pick another one.
If I need to go again.
Oh, man.
I'm going to play this...
You can't find your little sleeper when Alex leave.
I'm going to play this 300 Blackout by Kodak Black.
Yeah.
SG ain't dead with KTV,
that new motion, yeah.
You want to never this.
I was at the Marriott
smoking Black Mile in the elevator.
Some niggas made for the scissors
where no man can save them.
Everybody know me,
round my way,
I'm a bunny fire against the gunslinger.
I let it all broad day,
them niggas were pouring fangirls.
What the fuck, I look like being a hater, I made it happen for them
My lil' niggas started touching paper, I was happy for them
I was in the cell thinking I was coming home to you and me
How I was before they booked me, by how I was looking
It'll never be how it used to be
Come on, player, I tried to spare you, I don't wanna hurt you
But I'm out to blink, cause loyalty is a fucking virtue
Until it ain't, in the back of the Maybach paper plates
Put up the drapes, we on a date
I heard a nigga got the drop
Tell my mama how I go get you late
Cause she been moved, nigga
How I swim and pool with a lake
I'm on a private jet, just me and bae
We havin' dinner
And all nigga ain't no fucking beef
I should come and get you
I'ma bop my issue
I don't know about you, but I'm gon' deliver
I'ma pop my pistol
I'ma hop my shoe
I'ma run, go get him Little bitch say she ready to eat, bet you
gon' wait Be with real killers everyday, we look each
other in the face It's tough, no shit, I left my footprints
round the city That's fucked up what they did, the young thug
can't let them get me I'm freestylin' this shit, I say shit, I might
as well just write it I'm a one man army, I don't need no clay, need
no indictments I grew up in a judicial system, snipin' and
fightin' In juvenile detention centers
Inciting riots In the studio two nights in
Off a grandma that melt While I'm whipping them kids
With skates and glazes on my shelf Treat the suburbs like they're projects
Turn the mansion to the trap hides Old pistol whippin' that nigga
I ain't even notice I just blacked out
Bullet loaded, black eyed 300 a coyote went
Can't shoot that nigga, I blacked out Did it for my mama, oldest son Everybody say I'm chosen one, the golden one
The only one around my way that made it Safe to say lil' nigga knowin' son
Yeah, I'm a rapper, I smoke rucks SG snatchin' grub, walk your nigga to the trunk
I'm at the Panthers Arena, I'm high as fuck My bitch lookin' like Ari and Tyena all at once
This Drake gon' change a nigga's demeanor as soon as I up, keep askin' I'ma tell you exactly who I done fucked
Bitch, stay out your feelings I don't be in your business by who you fuck
I keep a lil' suit, as soon as I dust, I'll get some new dust
Stay at that bad, gon' get that sack all by myself
Hit that intercession, unloaded up, unloadin' up
Got plenty routes, different directions, I'm never stressin'
And bitch, when I walk in this in this fucking room don't ask no question
It's KTB, Kodak the boss, Kodak the blessing, kill that boy, kill that bitch too
Anybody get it, everybody get it, got gang in her, everybody with me
Catch a nigga where he ain't supposed to be, you know I'ma kill him
And the fresh shit can't do nothing for me, when it's bout my business
Like catch me a nigga throwin' up that Z, yeah you better be with it
Catch your ass throwin' up that Z, You better be with Catch your ass Throwing up that Z You better be with This shit
Okay
It's 300 Blackout
Kodak Black
Off of that new KTB
Cutthroat Bill Volume 1
And that's that on that
I'm doing
I'm doing some
Smoke DZA
And Ransom
This is Top of the Morning
My two guys
Ransom the show
Ram what up
DZA thanks for the drinks
At the bar We appreciate you Top of the Top This album's dope If they ain't laughing at your dreams, they ain't big enough
Had an old fling tell me, I wasn't ill enough
Like what's your plan B, thought I was really fucked
10,000 hours in, they still feelin' us
Generations of cool, they mirrored us As for the critics that was on my dick
Thought I would be a bust I'm in Tulum foggin' up the room
Havin' margarita love I'm on the beach with my Adidas up
I came with work they labeled me the plug Is you keepin' up?
Is that stuff for you a knock off?
Up twenty in the box score Why they try to put me in the box for?
I gotta pull up on my OG, he said I don't do phones
Got a account, he don't post pics, he just watch what I'm doing
Or better yet, who's watching me? Keep a positive tone
Study your story patterns, then follow you home
I don't even be knowing, no ca, so watch your face cause he's proactive
Visionary with his vision blurry Nigga, there's already you get hit and buried
Run up on you like the military Put that shit on my itinerary
Niggas rapping what I lived already Put they vocals on the pro tools
Little reverb on them weak words But it's no proof, we don't know you
We don't give them any validation Red did it, that's an allegation Red's vivid, you're an animation
Got the Phantom weighing by the Waldorf Like a mob boss in the sanitation
Got him shaking in the jail cell Nigga, farewell, date the man to statement
I ain't never been a man of patience Maybe Lori Harvey or Jordan Woods
Give him six rings, I know that Jordan would Give it to em like Alonzo, that's pronto,
that's the morning wood Hit a nigga like a bongo, like Matambo, nigga
thought he could Get them lil weak shots off
Fuck around and get you knocked off Everything up in this pot raw
Whip it till it got a couple hot sauce I am more than good, I'm the GOAT nigga
Got you rats on the lam Until they run up in my spot with them battering
rams
That's Top of the Morning
Smoke Dizzle and Ransom
10,000 Hours
The album is out now
Go pick that up
Ish, what you playing for us today?
Eli Derby
Song is called 3AM
Alright Eli Derby Song is called 3AM And I've been up just thinking bout you Now it's three in the morning
And I'm stuck wondering my next move I'm like, how she
Gon' say she better off without me Knowing damn well
If it weren't for me, you would've never found that confidence you have right now And I could take it back, back, back
Ain't poppin' like you think you are, relax
Because if it weren't for me, you would still be trying
To find yourself, you can't deny it
So don't play it cool, love
That's how you play yourself
So you might as well tell the truth
Love, acting like you don't care But you know it's up
Don't play it cool, love That's how you play yourself
So you might as well tell the truth Love, acting like you don't care
But you know it's hard
It's like four in the morning, and I want you on me like my gold chains
Before the sun starts rising, I should stop checking my phone for your name
I'm like, how she gon' say she better off without me, yeah
Know it damn well
If it weren't for me, you would've never found
That confidence you have right now
And I could take it back, back, back
Ain't bopping like you think you are, relax
Because if it weren't for me, you would still be trying
To find yourself, you can't deny it
So don't play it cool, love
That's how you play yourself
So you might as well tell the truth, love
Acting like you don't care, but you know what's up
Don't play it cool, love
That's how you play yourself
So you might as well tell the truth, love
Acting like you don't care, but you know what's up
So don't play it cool, love That's how you play yourself
So you might as well tell the truth, love Acting like you don't care But you know what's up
Don't play it cool, love
That's how you play yourself
So you might as well
Tell the truth, love
Acting like you don't care
But you know what's up
That is Eli Derby with 3AM
Shout out to Justice and all the good people at LVR
A bop
Cute little slap
He gonna be fucked that next part
When Alex ain't here to give him a slap
This guy's a kook
Oh man
Migos we love y'all
Yo I can't say it enough
Take off can't thank you enough Motive Sport, put that thing in sport
Takeoff, can't thank you enough for just all that you've done
For the imprint that you left here, for others to continue to follow in
For the flows that you gave some of these young niggas to borrow
For your craftsmanship on some of these records that sculpted arguably my favorite decade in hip-hop,
2010 to 2020.
Like, can't tell you, you did it, yo.
I know you was young.
I know he was young, 28,
but he did it.
He did what he wanted to do, man.
And I want to encourage the young niggas out there to get your affairs in order
for afterlife while you still have life running through your blood and your veins young niggas
and old niggas yeah but young niggas be feeling like they have time on their side so i can put
it off older niggas get to it a little bit yeah all right keep us in your prayers keep everybody in your prayers because
everybody needs to be there during these trying times yo life is a series of moments and moments
pass unfortunately so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Hug, call, kiss your loved ones.
Tell them you love them, you appreciate them, you need them,
and you glad that they're here, man.
Until next time, I bid you adieu, farewell, adios,
arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir.
It got flames out the rear.
It's a rush to the back of the mail.
I think I could be a man.
No nigga want to be my ex.
I love when he going to it. One day we're going to have to have a talk about Cardi on Feature Verses, yo.
I'm telling y'all.
Cardi, we love you.
Anybody that's had any interaction with Takeoff, we love you, yo.
We know you fucked up right now.
We fucked up too.
We gone, yo. Remember the baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna travel
You heard she, wanna do what?
It's not a reliable source, bitch
So who told me, have you seen her?
Let me wrap my weave up
I'm the truck Selena
Tell me my gasolina
Remember the baddies are insecure the stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab a Tylenol, you might need it
Y'all, watch your man
You should watch your mouth, bitch
Bitches is a press, administer mouth to mouth
Y'all, I had fun when this song dropped, I ain't gonna lie
I was real messy when this dropped
I am the champ
I'm so glad I pieced it up with the Migos niggas man
I'm glad, I'm glad about that
I'ma need you to face front
You don't want smoke with me this is a lace blunt
Yo hold it down we gone
Rap Jackie Chan, Wayne Poole and the Fick Stunts
My crown won't fit when your bum ass licks wrong No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,