The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 579 | "You Good?"
Episode Date: November 19, 2022Joe and the crew react to Taylor Swift, causing Ticketmaster to crash and dive into the business of selling concert tickets as a significant artist (17:04). The gang also speculates META's plan to hos...t a Notorious B.I.G. VR (virtual reality) concert (33:22) and the demise of Twitter as we've known it (39:34). Also, Joe breaks down how to have open lines of communication in a relationship (1:20:30), new music Fridays (1:37:25), + much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | B. Smyth - “Too Many Reasons” Ice | Roddy Ricch feat. Lil Dirk - “Twin” Parks | Dave East, Buda & Grandz, & DJ Drama - “Rules” Ish | Chxrry22 | “Sacrifice”
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What's up? Do they deserve a good intro from me today?
It's really y'all, man.
Turn this mic. Hello.
It's on, buddy.
Hello.
We live.
Wake that up, Joe.
Hey, yo, you remind me of...
Wake it up.
Yo.
Paul Giamatti.
All right.
Keep Giamatti.
I like him.
All right.
We starting this thing off the way it's supposed to.
Of course Ish didn't like Parks' Timberland segment, The Last Pod.
So he had to cheat on the one of them.
Of course he didn't like a Park's
I didn't even catch that.
Ice, I catch everything.
That's exactly what you did too.
I'm competing with my man.
Yes. You've never
won 10s to this broadcast.
Maybe one out of
five million times.
But you ain't wearing anything.
Yo, look at me. You, you. Yo, look at me.
You right there.
He got to stop that.
He got to stop you from lying, right?
No.
He got to stop.
We got to get it to you, no matter what.
No matter what.
Got you.
Break it up over there.
Got you.
Now, back to you, buddy.
Why you got Tim's on today after Parks Bodied it last week
Maybe I wanted to body it too
So he inspired you
That's what it is
The white man inspired you
I knew it
That's what it was
Hey
I want to be like the whites
Alright
That's too easy
It's fine What's going on how y'all doing how y'all feeling I like the whites. All right. All right. You left it. That's too easy. Yeah.
It's not good.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's going on?
How y'all doing?
How y'all feeling?
Do y'all deserve a good intro for me today?
I don't know.
Do they?
I don't know.
I meant y'all.
I don't need an intro.
Come on.
Come on, huh?
Yeah.
Huh?
What are you talking to?
What's up?
Let's start our fashion segment.
What's that you're donning?
What's that? What's that little Bosque out What's that you're donning? What's that?
What's that little Basquiat hoodie you got on?
Billionaire Boys Club.
Oh, BBB.
With the matching, yeah.
BBB with the BBL.
Something worse.
Oh, my goodness.
Not on me.
Look at the, come on.
Matchy, matchy.
Not on me.
Come on.
Not on me.
We good.
Come on.
It is on you.
Oh, yeah.
It's on me, then.
We on you now.
Okay.
My fault.
Ish got the hairy knees out.
Ish got the 50-year-old knees exposed.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Once we expose the knee.
Huh?
Wake that up.
We here today.
I know that you pulled that sleeve back down.
Still got it down, huh?
Mm.
Covered up the.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Covered up the yopper.
Not that one.
That's a nice sweatsuit, though, you got on there. That's that Dope Boy swag.
That's 2023 Dope Boy.
What's that, cream? Eggshell?
Yeah.
Creme brulee.
That is that creme brulee.
What is that? I don't even know what that is.
A little cinnamon on the arm, you know what I mean?
A little blueberry cinnamon. you know what I mean? A little blueberry cinnamon.
You know what I mean?
You guys finished.
That's a nice show.
Never.
No, it's a little creaky down the leg.
You have this.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Get out of my closet.
We talking about you right now.
I got this because you have it.
Now stop it.
I got this because you have it.
You see me with that?
You inspired me.
See, the white man don't inspire me.
You inspire me. The other white man. No, you had it. You see me with everything? You inspired me. See, the white man don't inspire me. You inspire me.
The other white man.
No, you inspire me.
I got inspired by the white man that trickled down.
You know what I mean?
There you go.
Where's my damn thingamajiggy at?
How much that hat cost?
I'm going to apologize.
Ish, can you stop that?
I was looking at your hat.
You don't know how to just be regular.
Shut up.
Every part, you come in with this elitist shit.
I'm the elitist.
Yes.
The nigga that won't shop at Ikea.
See, look, it's more ratting.
More ratting.
It's more ratting.
All you do is rap.
Oh, man.
Why did I ever want to work with you?
Oh, man.
I don't understand it.
All you do is rap.
Now, we have a good-ass pod today.
They got the Tims going.
Yeah, I mean, it's that season.
Ice got all of that going on.
We about to get to it.
Hold up, man.
That will be billions today.
Right.
So we probably need to start our own economy, man.
Economy, our own foods, our own Amazon,
and everybody get together and make our own economy.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Even if we got to get fronted from- That's French. Amazon and everybody get together and make it make our own economic. Yeah, you know
Even if we gotta get run it from that's French somebody else
We can start our own economy our own state, you know, and and yeah
Let's see how much they miss us and we can and we can put a real hole. A true hero. Who is that? You feel me? I am so hot.
Huh?
I can hear heaven.
Let's get sad.
All right.
Mic check.
What do you niggas don't deserve a hype intro from me?
I'm done with y'all.
Now this is what we on.
Hello.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Shout out to everybody out there
Best partner in the world
And they say that a hero can save us
I'm not gonna stand in your way
I'll hold on to the wings of eagles
Watch as we go flying away
I'm the best at this part
It's always interesting when I do this damage
I told her all the time Fuck you and your blood, told her I'm the best at this part. It's always interesting when I do this Y'all know what we here to do Where are all my bitches tonight?
Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
I'm feelin' like Moses
I'm all in the ocean, I'm part of the body
I'm feelin' like Moses
Dispensin' emotions and makin' embraces just like an emoji
Pineapple, pineapple
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ready to follow
Yeah
Got a hundred bitch women, feel like Moses Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Got a hundred bitches with me, feel like Miles
Got a hundred killers with me, feel like Miles
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from
YouTube, Patreon, SoundCloud, Spotify
Feel like gold
Sippin' and drinkin', I'm feelin' like gold
Sippin' and drinkin' the yellow on purple, I'm mixin' that cold
Look at the top of my Audemars
Look at them bitches, they wallow up Look at my niggas
The ladies still coming in Elijah, round the block, Elijah, round the block
Look at the biz Look at them niggas, they looking depressed
Came with a friend Throwing it back, cause they met you in this
Young, cold, nigga, mouth full of goatee Fuck niggas, talk bout niggas
You don't know me Bam!
In the present Fuck with the rollie and move like the present
This shit depressing
Yo dawg, this was my shit in the strip club for, I can't tell you how long
A long time
This shit still go
Nah, this goes, this goes
I just been poppin' it like this
Took my lil' amp set to another level when this came on
I don't play on that amp, I don't
I'm on it now, I'm on it now
She acting for fifty through a hundred thousand
I'm letting this rock rest in peace take off
Where are all my bitches tonight?
Bring me some
Rest in peace, B. Smith
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm all in the ocean.
I'm parted, divided.
I'm feeling like Moses.
We're going to part soon.
I promise you.
I promise you.
How you brothers doing?
Y'all good?
Amazing.
Awesome.
Glad to hear that.
Energy up.
Energy up.
Energy up in here.
What you feel like?
Feel like Moses. What you feel like?
I feel like Moses. What you feel like? I feel like Moses
Thank God, thank God we here, thank God we here
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
Feelin' like Moses, pipe with the water, I come to commotion
Lil' mama said she wet, she wetter than the ocean
I pull up on you, rub up on you like some lotion
You heard this sweetie shit?
Of course I did
That's the first thing I press play on in this order You heard this Sweetie shit? Of course I did.
That's the first thing I press play on in this order.
Crazy.
For real?
Yes.
I need to get the energy right for the day, you know what I mean?
Did it do the job?
Yeah, absolutely.
It's like that Meg did for Ish, that car ride.
That car ride to Home Depot one time.
50 bottles in the VIP, 50 models. Mama told me why for the snakes and koalas.
I know the holy dog.
She fucking with the black dog.
Come over now.
Come over now.
Where are all my bitches tonight?
Bring me some of bitches tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on, hold on
She got shit for fifty to a hundred
Dot, dot, dot
I'm a bitch who's tonight
Yeah, bring me some
I'm a bitch who's tonight
Yeah, yeah, yeah
See, that's some Christian rap I can get behind.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
I do feel like Moses.
I'm not a daddy.
What's up?
What's up?
Computer froze. computer froze that's what it was yeah now let's begin welcome to episode something something and something my whole life is a podcast at this juncture, so I have no
fucking idea. All I know is that
if I want to keep living great,
then I got to keep showing up.
That's it.
Here you go.
Who cares what episode?
I recognize these
shits by the outfits at this point.
It's not numbers.
I gave them that last.
All right, let me see
what that segment was.
You know what I mean?
What's going on, gentlemen?
How y'all feeling, man?
Pretty good, bro.
Pretty good.
Good, good, good to see you,
brothers, all of you.
Likewise.
Same.
Me and Ice keep beating
you two here to work.
You don't care?
It's not all the time.
Fuck it, right?
Like, that's my friend.
See, the little Frenchie ain't cool when I started, right?
Nah, it's cool.
What time are you supposed to be at work?
We'll talk later.
Text me, buddy.
Text me.
Text me.
How about that?
Where do you want to start?
Want to start with you and your sweetie?
Sweetie rile up?
I mean, we could, I guess.
Sweetie got to shut the fuck up.
Come on, let's just get to it. I don't have time to play today.
Sweetie got to shut the fuck up.
That's my take.
I mean, you know, I thought it was quality, you know what I mean, music.
I was really feeling what she was saying.
Like, she was giving me metaphors and similes.
There's bars.
Yeah, some of that, too.
Yeah, there's some bars in there.
Wordplay flips, any of that?
Yeah, some of that.
All right, well, give it to us.
Put us on.
Don't try to avoid the mixy shit.
There's mixy shit in there.
Give it to us.
Oh, I didn't do no lyrical breakdown.
That's why I put it on first thing in the morning.
I didn't want to use my brain that early.
Boom.
I'm sorry. Boom. Oh, you told Dota to first thing in the morning. I didn't want to use my brain that early. Boom. I'm sorry.
Boom.
Oh, you told Dota
to let you out, man.
Yeah, come on.
Boom.
I'm booing you.
I'm not analyzing
a Sweetie album.
I just wanted to
put it on for laughs.
Ish broke down
to make shit
after he drove
to all people.
He came in here
like, yo, track seven.
I mean, she's doing
a lot of shaking ass,
but this is where
she gets lyrical.
I wanted to just
have a nice little laugh
in the morning.
It was a video?
You know he saw the video on mute.
I didn't see the video, but if there is a video, I'm going to watch it.
We know you're going to watch it.
Yeah, absolutely.
We know you're going to watch it.
Absolutely.
Yeah, you're going to apply some of the three-in-one on that bit.
A little per plus, you know what I mean?
Per plus?
While on the topic,
Wet Platinum has raised their prices on a gallon of lube.
Yo.
All right, Tom.
The gallon.
I didn't know they made the gallon.
Me either.
Thanks, Wet Platinum.
I think I did that.
No, you did.
I think I did that.
You did that for sure.
I made it hot.
You influenced the stock market.
I made it hot.
This is stupid, yo.
For sure.
Where do you buy the gallon from?
Amazon.
You don't feel like, you use your real name?
You don't feel some type of way?
They deliver that to your crib?
Well, I don't.
But why would I?
Fam, it's a gallon of lube.
It's a gallon of lubricant.
Expand.
Like, you're going to, like, a...
That's self-care, man.
Fam.
No, no, no, don't bail him out.
That is more care.
That's a lot of self.
Yeah, that's a lot of care bears, bro.
I care a lot.
We know.
But I don't know.
He's been saying he's a narcissistic host.
I've never said that.
You used to open every episode with it's your narcissistic.
I say this is your happy, grateful, gratitude, humble, loving.
That's all I.
Narcissistic was in there.
For some time.
Well, we took it out.
For a reason.
We'll put it back in if you're getting the gallons of lube still.
First of all, eponymous is the word.
They call me narcissistic because I name everything after myself in this business.
But that word is called eponymous.
How do you spell that?
Eponymous.
E-P-O-N-Y-M-O-U-S-E.
I mean M-O-U-S.
M-O-U-S, yeah.
That wouldn't work to spell it.
Eponymous.
They'd have got you out of here for that, spelling bee.
Is it my turn now to fire off a word?
Give them a word.
Don't give me a word. I'm terrible.
Right? Was I right?
Yeah.
I learned that recently.
You think that's why they call you that?
Would you like to tell me why they call me that,
dear friend of over 20 years?
I was just asking questions.
Friend of over 20 years that we work together now.
Oh, man.
I was getting insight.
Would you like to do that?
I was getting insight.
Would you like to put some stain on my jacket out there?
That's a nice shirt.
Friend.
I wouldn't want to do that.
The fuck?
Anyway, Sweetie.
Back to Sweetie.
We're not starting with Sweetie, but we're just getting this out of the way so we don't
have to come back to it at a later point.
You heard it?
Nigga.
I'm asking.
I know.
You know I hear it.
I'm not listening to Sweetie until she answered the question
everybody waiting for the answer.
Did you fuck off set or not?
That's it.
Bad timing.
Horrible timing.
Well, which is why it's bad timing for whatever she was saying in that freestyle.
It ain't the time for your freestyle.
Gotcha.
Because what I heard, I honestly didn't really hear nothing directed to Quavo.
Like, I just keep hearing Lil Baby.
I keep hearing Lil Baby.
And I think people keep confusing it with Quavo like they did last time.
Okay.
But either way, it ain't the time for confusion.
It ain't the time for none of that after they just lost their brother and nephew. Yeah. It ain't the time for confusion it ain't the time for none of that after after they just lost a brother and nephew right yeah ain't time for that sorry sweetie
push it back yeah push it back you've been quiet it's also true you've been quiet no need to come
shake the table now i hate hip-hop and did you fuck dude or not yeah if you're gonna talk talk yeah if you're gonna tell it then tell
it if not no would you make that face for fam y'all really expect for her to tell that i'm saying
if you're if she's gonna put out a freestyle telling shit cryptically talk cryptically
addressing the rumors that have been in the media which is what she did
then of course we do yeah Yeah. Of course I do.
Or don't address nothing.
Good luck with that.
Or don't touch none of that shit.
I mean, it ain't going to affect me one way or the other,
but I feel you.
I'm not going to hit a record.
Crazy.
You will.
Nah, I don't know if you will.
Shout out to Sweetie, though.
Yeah.
None of my business
what you're talking.
Word.
You ain't fucking with me.
It ain't what I get hyped to, though.
You know what I mean?
What you got?
What do I get hyped to?
Can I come back to you?
You got a lot of questions for me, boy.
Don't worry.
Hey, have no fear.
I got some coming back your way
in a little bit.
I will, bro.
All right, where do y'all
want to begin for real?
Taylor Swift. We real? Taylor Swift.
We can do Taylor Swift versus Ticketmaster.
That seems pretty big.
Park said Taylor Swift versus Ticketmaster.
Somebody update the people on what's going on.
Taylor Swift was going on tour.
Yes.
She's on tour.
She hasn't been on tour in a while,
so she's one of the biggest stars in music.
She's not on tour. She was going on tour. She was going on tour. She's, so she's one of the biggest stars in music. She's not on tour.
She was going on tour.
She was going on tour.
She's playing.
Yes, yes.
They announced the tour.
So they announced it.
Tickets went on sale.
And it was high demand.
I saw one thing where a girl said she sat online for five hours to get the tickets.
But what happened?
They were selling the tickets.
They're telling you while you're waiting, yo, you have, the girl said, I think she started
off with 2,000 people in queue.
So you're in order allegedly then it you know as the number dropped she went to 58 she went to like i'm your number four in the queue right when she got to purchase the tickets they said oh sorry
there's been a problem she sat online for five hours so then when ticket master got the tickets
to resell they were bumped up at like $10 million.
That's what's been happening, by the way, for ticket sales, for hot shows.
For a long time.
Because Ticketmaster and Live Nation, and this is not to offend our political connects
if there are any, kind of have a monopoly on the live entertainment business.
They do.
So that combined with resellers buying all the tickets with bots and posting them back
up on StubHub and all these different.
Well, no, that's the crazy shit.
So I was trying to pull Ticketmaster's tweet up, but they deleted it.
There was a tweet that said, hey, we're canceling the public sale of this tour because it's basically sold out, which I've never seen.
Like the public don't get to buy a single ticket.
Some bullshit.
like the public don't get to buy a single ticket some bullshit but where the where the bullshit really comes into play is when you do the verified resale
it's on ticket master mm-hmm so now it's a jacked up price mm-hmm they're getting
a second cut of the ticket that they sold correct yeah it's complete
blackjack on your choice yeah it's a complete pain in the ass by concert
tickets for anything worth going to for the past several years.
And I remember I asked off camera last week, I'm like, yo, does Live Nation own venues now?
Yes.
Because I've been to four different events.
And one thing I noticed was when you go to the bar, it's the same layout, same drinks.
Live Nation logos on everything.
You can't buy a bottle of water.
It's Live Nation water? It's a bottle of water. It's live nation water?
It's a can of water.
It's a brand. It's a brand. That you never heard of. I'm not going to say the name. It's a specific brand.
If you say, yo, let me get a water, they're like,
what you want, regular or sparkling?
I give them a regular. They're going to hand you a can.
I'm like, nah, I'm going to get Poland Spring.
No. This is the only water
you can get. So what do you
gentlemen think is going on here?
I think it's just big business doing what big business does.
They literally swallowed up the entire market.
Yeah, I'm not mad at that.
I just don't like it.
No, I'm mad at that.
No, I'm not mad at you.
I don't care about that part.
I just don't like it when, like if you're a parent and you're trying to take your kid to a concert that shit is 10x of
what you know what i'm saying your daughter or your son is a real real fan when it starts to
affect the common man then i have an issue with it you know i'm saying i don't care about business
doing what business does behind closed doors but like it to me it makes sense for live nation to
buy venues uh-huh because then we could just basically we own in a certain market share of
all the performances why not push them to our shit?
So again, we selling the tickets, we paying the artists, and we getting the seat sales.
Makes sense for McDonald's to buy real estate.
Exactly.
Same exact concept.
You feel what I'm saying?
So I'm not mad at that piece, but I would be upset at the ticket piece.
Let me offer some pushback to you.
Because I think you and I have had this fight before in terms of LeBron and them with with load management like when the kids go to the games
i think that was you and it was concerts are no longer for the commoner that's why that's really
what's unfortunate though it's like superbowl now that's what like the the a-list superbowl
is not for the commoner but the superbowl hasn't been for the commoner. I know. But the Super Bowl hasn't been for the commoner in 30 years.
I'm saying the heavy hitters are becoming the Super Bowls of concerts.
You're not going to their shows.
But the bad part about that is that the Super Bowl happens one time a year at one venue.
Taylor Swift is doing 20 shows or whatever the fuck it is.
True, true, true.
You should be able to get tickets somewhere to something somewhat reasonably in your region.
This is the same as the banks.
What's that shit that you
came in here and told us about the banks buying houses or putting closets this is the same thing
right and i can't say that i'm all the way mad at it but i mean i ain't torn like but when it comes
to fandom with sports right it's a little different because corporations have been buying all the box
seats up and shit like that for decades. Yeah. When you start talking about fans for music,
I think it's a really more fan-driven thing than sports.
Because you can watch TV at home.
You know what I mean?
You can watch a game at home.
True.
Well, you can't watch Taylor Swift or Jay-Z or blah, blah, blah
on your local TV station.
Well, that's kind of where I was going a little bit.
We're going to get there later but yeah you get what
i'm saying so now if you're a fan fan i could sit at home and watch the cowboys i could go to a
sports bar and watch the cowboys i can't go to a local venue and watch jay-z or nas or anybody
perform right so now you're missing out as a fan yeah but maybe there'll be a day when you can't go
to the local sports bar and watch the Cowboy game.
Maybe that day is coming.
I think what's happening here is the same shit that we've already seen in the sneaker business.
Yeah, for sure.
It's the reseller.
We've already seen it with Mercedes.
I'm just the only one that keeps calling it out.
Actually, not just Mercedes now.
All y'all are doing it.
The car dealerships.
They falling, though.
Price is going back down.
Please. Not the ones we talk about. We just saw them it. The car dealerships. They falling though. Price is going back down. Please.
Not the ones we talk about.
Not the ones we like to talk about. Matter of fact,
what's today? I just checked that range.
Still high.
The PlayStation 5 has officially
been out for two years. You still can't get it.
You can't walk into a store and buy one. But the stores
are blaming resellers
and I think that's wrong.
Resellers have just taught these companies
the new way of doing business.
And at the root of
capitalism, there's no
way in the world we can leave that money
on the table. Exactly. Vince Staples
told me months ago, yo, touring
is coming to an end for
many, many, many people.
And we just about to see that play
out in real time now.
It's expensive.
The commoner niggas don't even know how to act when they go.
Niggas die, stampede.
You're running people over.
It's lawsuits.
They're going to regulate this shit like they regulated weed.
Like they regulated everything else.
And you niggas that can't really go out there and do it, you're not going to do it.
Yeah, but I don't like that because when they regulated weed, what we're seeing now, at
least, is it's kind of easier and more convenient to get weed.
The opposite is happening with concerts.
See, I disagree.
And with shoes.
I disagree.
It's making it harder to...
I have money, and I can't go to the shows that I like.
No, but what I'm saying is...
And get sneakers that you like.
Yeah.
Where we're going, like, I just watched Wayne's concert last night.
Mm-hmm.
This streaming shit, they're pairing up with that.
That's next.
That's next.
That's next.
That's the way that they're going to circumvent it.
Sure.
Like, all right, look, you ain't got to leave your house now.
That's true.
Yeah.
Those who want to spend that money, cool, you do that.
But until-
But the rest of y'all, you can stream it and watch it.
Yeah, but what's kind of whack about that is you watched the show last night, right?
Yeah.
The crowd is weak.
Like, as a performer,
that's going to get to be trash
when your shit is empty
because the resellers
are selling all the tickets
and people aren't buying them
because they're $2,000
for any reasonable ticket.
It's an NFL crowd
versus a music crowd.
Uh-huh.
What's the white kid
that you and I had to argument
when he did the show for Apple?
That's your...
Harry Styles.
Harry Styles.
Harry Styles.
Yeah.
That was the precursor for what's to come.
We all knew about Harry Styles.
That's my man.
No, we argued about the payment structure.
I hope I was defending him.
No, it was just about the payment structure.
Yeah, about the show.
It was about the payment structure,
but that's what the precursor is.
But until that point,
fans should be able to still be fans.
Because again, I just gave you an idea.
I just gave you an idea.
I just gave you the idea of sports being available.
While it's available, rock out.
But if it's not available, I think the fans suffer.
That's my only thing.
I don't care about nobody getting to the bag,
but when the fans start to suffer and not be able to see their favorite artists,
I think that's whack.
I mean, I agree. I think it is whack. Like I said, I think that's whack I mean I agree I think it is whack well like I said I think that's where we're moving to we're in the steps of moving to I agree with that streaming shows you know you
got VR shows you got pay-per-view you can pay for pay-per-view yeah so when when Floyd fights
blah blah blah you can watch it it's available to everybody even if you can't afford the
$10,000 Vegas seats you can pay for it for $ to everybody even if you can't afford the $10,000 Vegas seats
you can pay for it
for $80
from the comfort of your home
but that's coming soon too
but when that comes
then I think it's all fair
now Ish look
then it will eventually
be all fair
give you another example
URL events
I went to the
the battle they had
at Urban Plaza
them tickets was $500
really?
yes not for big eyes the battle they had at Urban Plaza. Them tickets was $500. Really? Yes.
Not for big eyes.
But what I'm saying,
but for those who don't
go, it streams live on
the platform. That is fair.
But I think we're in
the middle. In the middle right now.
I agree. We're stepping that way. We just
ain't got there yet, but that's where it's going.
I told y'all that this was to come when Chris Brown
was doing $1,000 meet and greets.
There's a reason he's doing $1,000 meet and greets.
I'm going to get my money from...
Yeah, all that shit about the change.
These are indicators.
It's been right there in front of my face the whole time.
Taylor Swift is just the one
to come along with the clout to be
able to cut the deal with the Ticketmaster
and the Live Nation and get them on the phone
and say,
hey,
all of them know.
All of them.
Yeah,
we can resell all of them.
That's it.
So that's what you think?
No,
I don't think.
Again,
that's what's happening.
Oh,
I definitely think that.
That's what's happening.
I think I know to some degree
that artists are
reselling their own tickets.
Yeah.
Really? Yeah. Really?
Yeah.
And getting a cut.
When we was going on tour, I was putting tickets to the side for the resale.
Yeah.
Yes.
It's whack.
I agree.
It's whack?
If I'm not getting my, why not?
I mean, why is it whack?
And let's wrap up soon.
Yeah, no, no.
It's just basically what I just said.
I think that if you're an artist
your fans are who you are
trying to
appease.
Taylor Swift
or
cause she's an A level
artist.
Absolutely.
She don't need to resell
the ticket
I can't say what she needs.
My opinion is
she's gonna do well
financially regardless.
From the single sale or the double cell, again, your fans,
the little girls that are 15, 16 years old that are idolizing you
and looking up to you should be afforded the ability to come see your show.
In defense of the mega artists in your example, at least,
if the monopoly that we see to exist of Live Nation and Ticketmaster is happening,
do you think they're getting a fair cut of of the concert ticket that exists say the concert ticket is 60 bucks but the
only people that are selling it and reselling it is ticket master and live nation they can tell
you whatever the no you're getting x percent it's like a major label system no you're getting 10
percent of that 60 or whatever it is i don't't know how the structure is for artists when they go on tour.
Live Nation pays them.
I don't want to speak
to anybody's business.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I don't know how.
Everybody's business is different
when it comes to that.
Tours and shit.
Yeah, when it comes to
doing your contract.
Gotcha.
Some people take
the whole tour money up front.
Some people can't.
Some people, I don't know.
Gotcha.
Well, getting off of the Taylor Swift,
I mean,
just almost real quick,
I was saying how
the next step is
virtual and all that shit.
There's a biggie
virtual concert
happening next month.
Hold up.
The downside, though,
for me,
if I'm looking at it
from the artist's perspective,
is touring,
a lot of times,
was set up to help
the sale of the album yeah so now that's lacking
yeah but again the industry been stopped worrying about albums that you sell like it's on we on
streams and also but speaking of that point too is touring is also a way to sell merchandise
and and physical copies and things like
that that you would be much more enticed to buy at a show than you will sitting on the internet
that's a fact that's true you know what I'm saying and not to mention the concessions and all that
shit like there's a lot of money to be lost at shows if shows stop to exist cease to exist I
ain't even think about that I do think I'm with parks there's a few things a few different areas
to be impacted but however with all that money they looking at.
But if you double dip, it might cancel out.
Not just that.
If I can do one show and sell the stream to the world,
I could probably make up a lot of that money that are dependent on.
Not that merch money.
You can look at what happened with album streaming
versus sales
like it's
I'm talking about
the way that they're gonna
I'm talking about
Live Nation
the venues
not the artists
making the money
I'm not talking about
the artists
because that's the same
way the labels did
with streaming
yeah exactly
yeah we could just
put this link out
for the world
and we'll make all the money
and we'll give you
whatever we feel
like giving you
yeah
and that merch money
for the artists
that's something
that you can't
really replace. Niggas is rich off
of merch. For sure.
Tell me about it.
It was.
They done found their way to get in on that too now though.
I mean, that's true.
You see all the merch sales.
They always find their way in.
Yeah, that's for sure.
And I mean, sometimes it's yeah. That's for sure. That's ours.
And, I mean, sometimes it's a trade-off for convenience.
You know what I mean? Yeah, when it works.
Drop shipping and shit like that.
That's true.
Absolutely.
When it works.
You don't have to worry about warehousing a bunch of shit.
Some of it makes sense.
Once they regulate the internet, man.
It's already coming.
It's coming.
They're going to get it together.
It's already kind of here, honestly, but.
I want to know what some of y'all
are selling behind those ig subscriptions i want to know have you subscribed i haven't subscribed
danny because y'all are fucking cons and thieves and liars and none of that shit i ain't subscribing
i've seen what y'all did with the instagram videos on only fans and i'm hesitant now what you mean
where they was putting the instagram videos on only fansans and I'm hesitant now. What you mean? Where they was putting
the Instagram videos
on OnlyFans
and selling them
like they was doing
something special
when it was just
the Instagram videos.
Yeah.
The normal Instagram videos.
The same shit.
Stealing money.
Same picture,
same video.
Stealing money.
The nerve of them.
The fuck ruining
my OnlyFans experience.
I ain't mad at it.
Huh?
I deleted my OnlyFans
as a result.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Go rim.
Go rim.
Wasn't doing it for you no more, Paul?
Yeah, you just realize that you throw money away.
Bullshit.
It's got to be awkward being tall jerking off.
That's weird.
I'm my size.
That's just awkward.
Why you are too tall, nigga?
Go juice. Get nigga. Go outside.
Go outside.
Says the guy with a pump
hooked up to a gallon of lube.
Yeah, I put the pump on it.
What? Is it an aftermarket
pump or does it come with the pump? You're joking. You're not great.
I don't know. You're not great at
finding points to focus on.
I got a pump. Come on. What'd you really do? I was joking. You really not ready to find the points to focus on. But let's do it. Let's do it. I got a pump.
Come on.
What you got?
What'd you really do?
What'd you got?
I was joking.
You really got a pump on a gallon?
How else you going to get the lube from the gallon?
Heavy ass gallon.
In the small portable.
In the heat of the moment.
Portable airplane bottle.
Oh.
Also, just in the heat of the moment, you don't want to be like this with a gallon.
You pump it in there.
You pump it in there, buddy.
You think the guy that made Pump It Up didn't have a pump in there?
All right. I'm asking you a question. Do a little drum roll. You thought it was a joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on the guy that made Pump It Up didn't have a pump in there? Honestly, I'm asking you a question.
Make a little drum roll.
Go get you one for that.
Oh, no.
That's what you do with the gallon.
The network. That's my fault.
Ice is a piece of... That's my fault.
That shit ain't come yet.
Yeah, I bet. That's what she said.
Anyway.
A little more white platinum will get you there.
Anyway, gentlemen, that's not a focus point.
We have all the whiteboard things that either one of you can look at.
So you can stop talking about my jacket.
I was trying to tell you about the Biggie VR.
Get off my dick.
Literally, let's move on from that.
Biggie VR, let's do it.
Yeah, man.
There's a a I'm interested
to see how this
is gonna play out
but there is a
Biggie
virtual reality
concert happening
on December 16th
in the Oculus
they have a whole
lineup
it is
Big
Puff
The Lox
Lotto
Lil' C's
DJ Clark Kent yeah Lotto's team I was about to, Lotto, Lil' C's, DJ Clark Kent.
Yeah, Lotto's team.
I was about to say Lotto.
They ain't missed in a second, huh?
Nardo Wick and Eli Frost.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's a little all over the place,
but it's called Sky's the Limit,
a virtual reality experience.
Is he going to be a hologram?
Is he going to be animated?
I have no clue how this is going.
I'll tell you two people I never wanted to hear
together. That's Biggie and Nardo Wick.
I'll tell you that one, buddy.
It's a strange mashup. Might have a little remix
coming. You know how they take some old vocals and slap
something. It's like when they tried to make me
fall for dead wrong. Nope.
That one was a little bit hard, though.
I was about to say that.
There were a couple of them posthumous
duets worked out. I know that that one worked, but it was never what they tried to make it be.
You don't want to roll on the window.
Oh, no, that's not it.
Lean back.
What was he saying on that shit?
Nah, they're wrong.
I'm rolling with it.
They're wrong.
M kind of smoked that wrong, actually.
You know, kind of in it.
He smoked that wrong.
Seven different levels of that.
Yeah, he smoked that wrong.
He did.
A couple of them worked. Don't do that. Don't make that face. He smoked that wrong. Seven different levels of that. Yeah, he smoked that wrong. He did. A couple of them worked.
Don't do that.
Don't make that face.
He smoked that wrong.
I ain't saying that.
Oh, all right.
Nah, because I know how you feel.
He absolutely smoked that wrong.
I ain't saying that.
And renegade.
Yes, he did.
Uh-huh.
Huh?
Why you uh-huh?
You know why.
I don't know why.
I don't either.
Because he's the number one hovanger.
What are you talking about?
Dog.
Is that what you think I am?
Yes.
Well, you know.
You know that. I think about it. Yeah, that's what I think. But about? Dog Is that what you think I am? Yes You know I think about it
Yeah that's what I think
But what
He had a
He smoked dead wrong
I mean he smoked Renegade
But
You saying like
He had the best verse
I don't say that
As an adult
Okay
As an adult
I don't say that
So why you
I mean
To fuck with you
Oh okay
Man
You ruined the joke
You're getting to a level of honesty
You ruined the reveal boy Ice ran getting to a level of honesty.
You ruined the reveal, boy. Ice ran with it.
I ain't saying nothing.
Not really sarcasm
if I got to tell you.
Moving right along, though.
All right.
So, Ice, you're going
to check out the VR
Biggie Nardo wig.
Who's behind it
as far as like,
is it Facebook?
How much does it cost?
Oh, meta.
Yeah, meta.
Excuse me?
That's fine.
You said how much it costs?
$3.99. Oh, ita. Excuse me? Can I explain? You said how much it costs? Free 99.
Oh, it's free.
Really?
When you,
them Meta concerts
that are in Horizon Worlds
are free.
You just register and go.
Yeah.
Get your snippet.
You're going to come back
and buy it.
Once we perfect it next year,
that's what it is.
I'll be back buying it.
Yeah.
I ain't mad at it.
I'm sure you got to sign up
for some emails
and you know what I mean?
Well, it's Meta. Yeah. We know how to get their shit back. We ain't mad at it. I'm sure you got to sign up for some emails. You know what I mean? Well, it's meta.
Yeah.
We know how they get their shit back.
We don't care.
Yeah.
We don't care.
Yeah.
Well, I just care.
A couple people care.
No, but that's where we're going.
I'm just saying this is where we're going.
Well, they got to pay us for us to sound like we care.
You know I'm with you.
I probably will not be watching this.
It's only virtual
cut the check
god damn it
only virtual
you gotta have the headset
to watch it
you gotta have the headset
and that's where
concerts are going
there you go
we talked about it earlier
with the little kids
and all of that stuff
so now we gonna sell you
because you can't get a ticket
we can get you an Oculus
and now you can watch Taylor
you can watch
everybody going across the board
and if they perfect it to a point where it feels as if you're really in the stands.
Oh, yeah.
That's a big money play.
And even on the artist side.
I ain't got a tour.
I ain't got a tour.
This all sounds like a way to steal more money from artists to me.
But hey, man.
Who am I?
You think?
I'm just saying.
We give you an upfront bag for this show
this ain't nothing but the streaming remix for the live show and we already took all your album
sale money now let's get all your live show money too i i really didn't think of it that way
artists find a way around yeah like and find a way around it now or band together so that they
don't have to basically sell themselves
like they did with streaming
and y'all are never
gonna band together
cause y'all just be
whoring yourselves out
they ain't banding
that's out
yeah it's true
they can't anyway
at this point
I'm serious
I'm shutting up now
I mean
what
I'm not
unfortunately
I'm not disagreeing with you
yeah
it ain't happening
yeah build your own shit too
cause I mean
we're seeing right now
with the potential death of a Twitter,
like relying on these sites and,
and avenues to get money and get promotion and all that shit.
Get your,
uh,
customer basis information.
Yeah.
Email,
whatever,
however you go about doing it,
but a website or a,
uh,
email mailing address,
something is a better way to do it than relying on these structures that may or may not um allow you to do it in the future we've seen it with instagram that you
know may or may not be squashing shit for the algorithm twitter may or may not disappear yeah
it's convenient but it's lazy too at the same time we've told people in the past i know i've said it
myself you can't rely on just one of these shits at all period true because we see what happened when
instagram went down but that's how they grow it's a laziness and a convenience thing like
i'll take it to construction it used to be a electrical supply house and a plumbing supply
house and a lumber yard yeah and they might have quality shit uh-huh wow and i could just go to
home depot i could get everything i want at one time. I could go to Lowe's and get everything I want at one time.
Joe's website is I'm going to get all the customer base, right?
And let's say somebody else watches Gilly and Walla.
I'm going to get all of their shit.
Somebody else watches Act.
I'm going to get all their shit.
Wow, and I could go to Instagram and get everybody a one-stop shop.
For sure.
You get what I'm saying?
So it's kind of like that, and that's what makes those companies grow to that point,
like Twitter and the Gram and all of them.
That being said, if they stop selling your favorite light bulb at Lowe's, this is the
brand that I'm familiar with.
I can go to their website and get the light bulb that I like.
True, true, true.
You still maintain your value, what Joe said, with getting all your customer basis information.
But I think it's just a laziness thing and a convenient thing where you just shoot to
one spot.
Yeah, they shoot in there because, hey, they got a, if I put it just
in that Home Depot,
they get a ton of traffic
every day.
I bet I'll blow eyes on it.
Why is everyone saying
rest in peace to Twitter?
Like, what was the official
nail in the coffin?
I believe it was Verge.
I know he fired some dude
that was critical of him
on Twitter.
No, he fired a whole bunch
of people.
Fired everybody.
Yeah, he's just
been firing motherfuckers.
And then he told them,
in order to get...
Is that bad?
Yes and no.
Well, he told them,
from now on,
y'all have to work all 40 hours.
You have to...
No more remote work from home.
No more remote work.
Like, he cracked a whip down on them.
I think that...
544 billion.
I wanted people to come to work. But it's a different level of productivity. I think that 544 billion. I wanted people
to come to work.
But it's a different
level of productivity.
I think that
in business
and what they're starting
to see post-COVID
is that if the productivity
doesn't slack,
then now you forcing people
to come sit in a cubicle
is really about you
controlling them
more than being productive
as an organization.
And he gave, it was like a 5 o'clock deadline.
You're staying or you're leaving?
You're asking your employer to be really forward-thinking.
And that's what they are.
But in the tech world, a lot of them,
they bid forward-thinking.
They are.
Like, Google and all of them got mat pods,
and you can wear a T-shirt and jeans to work if you want.
You can kind of do whatever you want to make you comfortable
so that you'll produce.
Arcades and shit in there, basketball courts.
And also we can, to some degree,
assume that these people are probably the cream of the crop
in their position if they have important positions
at one of the biggest tech companies in the world.
So you telling a fucking monster to do what I want or else,
I'm going to go over here to somewhere else.
And they'll be glad to have me over there.
Yeah.
And he went,
he did,
he like,
he was in wild and he did a lot of shit.
He disabled the badges because he,
he was under fear that they might sabotage the systems now.
I think,
I think he,
the badges,
like the,
to get in the door,
to get the key card,
to get the key cards,
like you kind of,
yo, listen, as a boss, you kind of got to give your employees a level
of respect.
And I think he went into this like, yo, everybody's expendable here.
No nigga, you got a business that's running that's a multi-billion dollar business.
It's a reason you bought it for $44 billion.
It's because it had a value.
These people helped it get to that valuation.
Correct.
Now you're just saying, fuck y'all, I got a bunch of money.
I could start from scratch.
Do it.
Right.
And, but yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Like, do it.
Without this falling, do it.
If you want to do that, you got to slow do that.
You can't just fire four or 5,000 people in one shot.
Who, again, are great at what they do. Are them. They're them. you gotta slow do that you can't just fire four or five thousand people in one shot who again are them
great
are them
are them
like we the reason
Twitter is where it is
you can't just walk in here
and say fuck y'all
goodbye
so why everybody
Joe to answer your question
why everybody started saying
RIP Twitter
and it's over
I believe it was Verge
did an interview
with one of the people
that would let go
like a very high up
architect or some shit.
Engineers.
And he was like, listen, I'm going to be honest.
I'll probably give it about a week.
He said a week?
Yeah.
He said, give it about a week.
Before shit starts to break.
That's what they meant.
And they were saying that the version of Twitter
is reportedly at risk of breaking as soon as later tonight.
Oh, damn.
That was later tonight.
Sheesh.
Well, apparently,
I was seeing in tweets
and who knows the full accuracy of this,
but they were already having some hiccups
in Europe and some overseas markets.
So that's why they were
under the assumption
that eventually worldwide,
everyone's shit is going to get fucked up.
Like, I mean,
even his little Twitter blue
subscription thing he did,
where he figured, you know,
if we let you pay the $8,
you can get verified. You know, everybody cared about that blue check thing he did where he figured, you know, if we let you pay the $8, you can get verified.
You know,
everybody cared about
that blue check.
They did not expect
what would happen
after that, though.
People started creating
parody pages,
paying for the check,
and it was going crazy.
They created
an Eli Lilly page.
They affected some stocks
of some companies.
Eli Lilly.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Eli Lilly.
They created an Eli Lilly page
and made it look,
I saw it,
it looked professional. And put the check Eli Lilly. They created an Eli Lilly page and made it look. I saw it. It looked professional.
And put the check on there.
Let's say that Elon didn't come down with his iron fist.
Is everyone kind of just over Twitter, though?
No.
I don't think so.
Was it just a bad time to purchase this thing?
No.
No, I think it's just changed when you say people are over it,
like the general public,
I'm assuming, right?
I don't think so.
I think the Twitter
that we grew up loving.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
The Twitter that y'all
used to be on daily
might be different.
I'm saying Disney wanted to buy it.
They looked at our shenanigans
and said,
I'm out of here.
Uh-huh.
That tells me
that it was for sale,
so I'm sure they had
other conversations.
There was reports
that Elon wanted to back out of it.
So, I mean.
See, I think he doesn't even want,
this purchase that went through,
it was more of a legal thing
because he jumped the gun and said what he said.
Like, now you got stocks and shit at play.
So legally, like, they were suing him.
Like, hey, dogs, you said this.
And that caused a ripple.
And that told me Twitter didn't want it.
Want what?
Twitter.
Oh, didn't want to keep it.
No, but when you got somebody that says, yo, I got an offer for 44 bill, we might be worth 25 bill.
I'm going to hold you to that.
Yeah.
If Elon Musk don't buy Twitter, who else was looking to buy Twitter, yo?
I don't think it was even looking to be sold for one person like that.
40 billion.
Certainly above my pay grade.
It was also a public company before Elon
bought it, correct? So it's not necessarily a matter
of one individual owning it
and buying it and controlling it. So stay right there.
Now you're a major,
major, major shareholder.
You big. This motherfucker
came over. he put a legal
offer on the table for 44 billion stuff is moving around now yeah you could have potentially costed
us a ton of shit ton of money because our stock price is starting to fluctuate you're a major
shareholder joe you got 100 million shares of twitter whatever the case may be yeah fam i'm
suing you yeah now we're gonna force you to buy this shit and i'm gonna
cash out and i'm gone these big boys that's not maybe probably not on his level but they still are
huge you know five six seven eight hundred million dollars a billion dollars couple billion whatever
the case may be they also might not be on his level of individual wealth but they may be on
a greater level as far as knowing how to move yeah yeah i agree with that
that makes sense to me i didn't know it was gonna come that soon joe said one day you said a week
well the quote i read from verge originally said that the person that they interviewed said yo i
give it about a week apparently there's a there's an update on that it's like us we come here and we talk for the pod but the people behind closed doors that are making a pod
go i'm you know i don't know to what level but they are essential in the operation of the pod
for sure the people that are putting the shit up on all of the platforms etc etc no question if joe
walks in the door and says fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you all right cool how we get this shit
to the public right you get what i'm saying like those people are integral something go wrong who gonna fix it who gonna
fix it don't nobody even know how to you fired you don't fire well and that's where the mistake
happens with twitter on its last legs i just want to tell black twitter yo it was good it was great
it was real oh my. It was the best.
We did that shit, yo.
We did.
It was really the best shit ever.
We did it, yo.
Twitter is-
All yesterday was amazing on Twitter.
Black Twitter-
Twitter-
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
No, come on.
Get your shit off.
White Twitter loved black Twitter.
Get your shit off.
I don't even know if I was ever part of white Twitter.
Parks was black Twitter.
Parks was wild.
Parks was in black Twitter.
Parks was definitely black. We had white people in black Twitter. He was definitely- There's a lot of white people in black Twitter. Parks was wild. Parks was in black Twitter. We had white people in black Twitter.
There's a lot of white people in black Twitter.
There's some Asians in there.
It was diverse, yo.
Twitter might have been the best thing that happened to the internet.
In its prime.
And the worst.
Yeah.
I just want to take a moment to recognize some of my favorite black Twitter moments. Like, this will go down in...
If I thought Black Planet
was important in my
upbringing. Oh, no. What?
My space. I like this one.
I agree. I'm with him.
Grinder.
What's that other one, y'all? Tinder.
Y'all was on there swiping away.
Swiping and piping, baby.
Swiping away at Sally a mile and a half up the street.
Black Twitter, my favorite moments.
I got to be honest, the fake doctor.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one.
Yeah, the young doctor.
He was the man.
The black dude.
He wasn't a doctor at all.
He was a scammer, elite scammer.
Didn't he do it like Twice?
I think so yeah
Yeah
He got caught
And then
He remixed it
Somewhere else
Yeah yeah yeah
Come on
What are some of my
Favorite moments
There's a lot of them
That we can't even talk about
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm chilling
I'm fucking chilling bro
Yo that's all yesterday was
People just retweeting
Old shit from
11 years ago
It was like memory lane bro
That shit was great
Black Twitter is so...
They talked about your bucket of water.
Huh?
They talked about your bucket of water.
My bucket of water.
Oh, my God.
What was the name of that
little stupid challenge?
Oh, the ALS challenge.
Is that what it was?
Oh, the ALS.
Oh, man.
What are you talking about?
The ALS.
That was on Twitter.
You did that?
Yeah, I did that challenge.
They planked.
I did it all, my brother.
YOLO.
You only live once.
Nah.
See, a lot of people miss like the... The good Twitter. Planked. I did it all, my brother. YOLO. You only live once. Nah. See, a lot of people miss like the...
The good Twitter.
Yeah, man.
I remember...
Before the boomers got there.
You post a picture and it was just up for you for days.
Yeah.
You couldn't post a plate.
You get roasted.
You can't post your family members.
You're getting roasted.
Oh, man.
Also, just negativity and violence and cruel shit.
But it was fun. It was all fun. That was a great black Twitter. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. It was all fun. Also, just negativity and violence and cruel shit. Ah, but it was fun.
It was all fun.
That was a great Black Twitter.
It was all fun.
Got you, got you, got you.
Okay.
It was all fun, man.
It was some great moments out there.
Black Twitter,
we did that thing that we always do, man.
What?
Drive up the value immensely.
That's exactly it.
Put somebody else's shit all the way up to 44 Billy, man.
Don't get a dime from it.
Not a penny.
Added a whole new perspective, a new way to journalism.
Changed the world.
Made everyone a journalist.
Kind of.
Changed the world.
Some of you guys are true comedians out there.
I don't know
what I'll do
without you,
but I have
25 year history
that says
whatever the next
thingamajiggy is,
I'll see you over there.
I'll see you all over there too.
I'll see you over there.
Take us out,
what was this nigga's name?
Michael or something?
I want to do a podcast
about
groups, group studio sessions
where some of the lesser known members
was fighting to get in the booth on some of these songs.
End of the Road is one of them songs.
You know they jumped Wanya
so they could put some other voices on the song.
TLC got a bunch too.
Jodeci got a bunch.
They tell you on a record.
Jodeci got a bunch. tell you Jodeci got a bunch
There's a bunch of those
He yelling out there
Casey let me sing
On the track
One of the best
Adlibs ever
Niggas want to
Shave Siskel head
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Drew Hill for sure
Fuck Siskel up
Drew Hill for sure
You know why
Yeah you get to
Spin around and fall
That's his signature shit
He always fall on his knees
Come on
What else is super important out there in the
universe?
B. Simone is not taking showers.
Very important.
How would somebody know that?
She told us. The same way we knew about all the other
ones who go and tell us they don't take showers.
Oh, when Black Twitter found out white people
don't wash their legs in the shower, that was
another good one. That was another good one. Nah, when black Twitter found out white people don't wash their legs in the shower, that was another good one. That was another good one.
Thanks.
When Yahoo tweeted that Donald Trump wants a, and they meant to say bigger Navy.
Oh, yeah.
That might have been the greatest.
I remember that one.
Yeah.
They put the N instead of the B.
Yeah.
Hey, man, Trump Trump gonna miss Twitter.
Speaking of, your cousin,
saying that all your weed-selling white boys in Elmira
need to get life, I mean get murdered.
What's wrong with him?
He just rushes up, be some own shower,
shower his ass, huh?
I feel you, though.
There's another podcaster's problem
yo what's wrong with you dogs the white boy
pull something more
pull something more
I can't see it.
Go on.
Ticket master said that Taylor Swift has a monopoly on Park Lake.
Biggie.
You start reading shit.
Monopoly on Park Lake.
Yeah, I don't have nothing to say about B. Simone not taking a shower.
Yeah, I don't need to know.
Whatever floats your boat, man.
Nah, she did. I mean, I don't shower on her day about B. Simone not taking showers. Yeah, but whatever floats your boat, man. Nah, she did.
I mean, I don't shower on a day or two, but you got a pussy.
How the fuck?
Hey, you can't get away with that with a pussy.
You got to clean that little shit.
I'm kind of on the same boat.
You got to clean that little shit.
I'm with him.
I'm with him.
Right?
Yes.
That's disgusting.
Absolutely.
And if I don't shower, I'm in the house.
I ain't leaving.
I ain't exposing somebody
to my stink.
As a female dog?
Yeah.
As a male too.
I don't want to get
in a female business,
but you got to buy.
You got to clean
that little shit.
Yeah, it's up in there.
Clean that little
pretty shit.
Got to clean that up.
Right on up.
And it already
you know what
let's get off of this
trying to take us
to Trump
and the death penalty
Taylor Ticketmaster
VR Biggie concert
Trump death
yo
your man Trump
said that anybody
that sells drugs
should be sentenced
to the death penalty
he's on that shit
what was the dude
from the Philippines
he was on that heavy
yes
that's exactly where
he got the
allegedly got the inspiration yes the Philippines? He was on that heavy. Yes. That's exactly where he got the, allegedly got the.
Inspiration.
Yes.
The inspo.
My thing is,
all the pharmaceutical people
going to get the death penalty too?
Word.
That's what I,
that's the first thing I heard.
Them Pfizer execs
and motherfucking Eli,
they getting it too?
The FBI.
We can start with the Sacklers.
Let's go.
Yeah.
He probably got some money over there.
Like,
this is the thing.
What we doing?
Such a dumbass.
Trump be doing shit for shock and awe
I'm running for president
Let me throw something out here now
To let y'all know I'm back
That's going to be controversial
It does work
Him, Elon, and Kanye are all in that same boat
I'm just going to say whatever I want
And I'll deal with it later
In the meantime that'll just get everyone talking about me
So that's good.
Let me see if I can find
Eric Trump's little letter he wrote.
I tie that to
Be Some All.
To Be Some All.
Saying that little statement
that she said.
Made her more.
Next thing I know,
I saw she promoting something
and used my promo code showers.
I said,
this is what's the world today.
Yeah, she did.
This is the world world Let me go say
Some bullshit
To make every
It's the same thing
The brands do
Well shit
Even back to the
Twitter thing
I saw Elon saying
The usage was up
A billion percent
Or whatever
Because everyone
Was on there
Retweeting old shit
And
Tell Elon
And Trump
Dumbass
Like
I'm getting some
Of my old tweets framed
I'm putting them
My Rihanna tweets
Going on the wall
I'm getting some
Of your old tweets Framed too actually I'm getting my rihanna tweet i'm putting them in the archives
as i'm putting it on the wall now i'm gonna extort you with them oh no don't delete it already
good luck come on what you think about your man blue face
charged with attempted murder arrested he. He bailed out.
They say this stems from a fight that broke out over a joke in a Vegas strip club where somebody said,
allegedly, of course, because we never know what happened
at the scene, where somebody clowned him
for talking to some girls in a cheap car.
Huh?
So some girls pulled up in a Honda or something like that? He was in a cheap car? so you so some girls pulled up in the Honda or
something like that he was he was in a cheap car no no the girls was in a cheap
car and he was trying to talk to him the story is that somebody else clowned him
for talking to girls in a cheap car they'd be the ones though they need yeah What? I tell girls all the time. Lil Kia mommy? No, you a little Civic shorty? Lil Altima shorty.
Nah, Civic.
I'll take your words.
Stop.
Where's the pusil on this job?
You've talked to a banger that had a Honda.
A banger?
Yes.
Okay.
From Bayonne when I was 17.
Hi.
Yo, I be wanting to clock you with this phone so bad.
Then do it.
Since ****, it's been a nice one that you've talked to that had a Nissan or a Honda or some car that wasn't luxury.
That's facts.
I just don't want to do that anymore.
The Sentra, sure.
I don't want to do that thing.
So what's she got to drive now?
A fact.
What's the floor?
Come on, man.
Yeah.
What's the floor?
What's the floor, Joe?
You got kids. Get like a real truck. Joe, What's the floor? Come on, man. Yeah. What's the floor? What's the floor, Joe? You got kids.
Get like a real truck.
Joe, what's the floor?
Like what?
Wow.
Yeah, you got the serious shit.
No, I got to hear this.
I want to hear this.
I'm not joking.
I know.
I want to hear this.
I really want to hear this.
Family, our age, that's the problem with men.
Women get to run around and put all these unrealistic boundaries and demands and expectations
out there.
Men ain't allowed to have shit.
If I'm 42 years old, I'm dating somebody that's 35 and up, hopefully.
And I would hope, I would hope, I'm not talking about the girls that I'd ride the train or,
I'm not talking about them.
But if you have a car, at my age, I would like it to not be a Civic today.
Does a year matter? What if it's a brand new Civic? No, I'm not saying to not be a Civic today. Does a year matter?
What if it's a brand new Civic?
No, I'm not saying she needs some brand new Lambo truck.
I ain't saying it got to go crazy,
but a Civic, dog, we buying our kids that today.
I don't want to do that today with a partner.
But what if she's up and just don't want to spend the money on a car?
Oh, well, that's different.
Okay.
But oftentimes, the car is an indicator of a few other things.
It can be.
It can be.
Sometimes it's not.
I think it's equally the same.
Well, a lot of times when you get up there it's not. I think it's equally the same. Well, a lot of times
when you get up there.
No, I just think
it's equally the same.
I think that...
Dog-ish,
you walk out of Whole Foods,
you see a banging girl
on Whole Foods
at your age today.
And she comes out
with an Accord.
And if I want to talk to her,
I'm talking to her.
I'm not going to not talk to her
because she got a Honda Accord.
And it's side swipe.
You know she had an accident
and she can't drive.
Come on. Come on.'t drive. Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
He right, though.
It's sideswipe.
She ain't got no mirror over there.
Yes.
Come on.
And you really sitting there.
Yo, wait.
No, you shut up for a second.
I ain't saying hoopty.
Yo, you really standing there with your celery talking about
something.
Yo.
Yes.
I'm going to keep it low.
I hate you.
He's going to tell her where she can fix it for the love.
That's disgusting, yo.
Why don't you just take this to the grant over there on...
I'm going to show you my man's shot.
Fam, I look at that the same.
I'm just being honest.
I just think that if a girl walks outside with a Honda Accord or a Camry, it could be a 2017.
Fam, she might be a single mother that can't afford no fly shit.
Or she just doesn't want to spend her money on a car because it can be be or she might not have it we don't say she don't got it sounds
like struggle all right or just normal smell of fucking poverty on earth what the hell are you
talking about showers daily i'm tired of these broke hoes no no and y'all ain't gonna shame me
about it no so if every nigga gotta be a a multimillionaire, billionaire, I think the floor for us could be, hey, not the Civic.
So answer my question.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, she got to at least have that.
No, I'm not answering no more questions now.
I'm like Kyrie.
I ain't answering nothing now.
She got to have a Cherokee or better.
Cherokee is nice.
Cherokee is expensive, too.
What about the Wrangler?
They ain't cheap.
I hope she has a Wrangler.
Can I drive it?
Let's switch cars for the day. Let's switch cars for today let's switch cars for today
I love cars
all I'm saying
don't misconstrue
what I'm saying
I'm only talking about
the
oh here's my favorite
entry level car
my
Civic
Honda
the cars that we purchased
for our kid
those cars
okay
a Malibu
Malibu bitch would be fired on
they make those things I don't know them Honda Accord chicks be the ones I tried to purchase for our kid those cars. Okay. A Malibu, Malibu bitch would be fired on.
They make those things?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Them Honda Accord chicks be the ones.
As you'll sling it,
where you'll put a house
up on any land.
Some of them new Hunters
have been.
That's what I said.
You'll put a house up.
You built your share of condos
too, Mr. Developer.
Anyway,
knock it off,
dog.
I'm not shooting.
Oh, you know who was
fired with a Civic? Oh, nah know who was fire with a Civic?
Oh, no.
It was some fire, though, in my 30s with a Civic.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But they was bad dudes.
Those aren't chicks you want to build a life with.
Wait, say that.
But the girl.
I'm trying to get Ish to not stand there with his cauliflower in his bag talking to the girl with the side swipe Civic.
He added all that. yo, mirror missing.
Usually the mirror missing though.
Truck fucked up.
All right, well, you fucked the girl in the civic down.
Whatever.
Surely would.
You got a girl.
Look, I will.
I will.
Come on.
How do we even get on that?
I don't know.
You?
What car be Simone drive?
Be Simone drive a couple dollars, right?
I've seen some. You'll disregard the not Simone drop? Beat Simone drop a couple dollars, right? I've seen some.
You'll disregard the not showering?
Never.
For a couple dollars?
Come on, tell the truth.
No.
Why you get all serious?
Are you serious?
I was in there.
He did not wash.
I be careful.
As a female, if you don't take showers, dog.
He wasn't feeling that.
You could have a G-Wag. You got to be't feeling that. You could have a G-Wag.
You got to be careful, too.
You have a seven G-Wag.
They don't really have it in the nice car.
And this is how you can tell we don't give a fuck about blue face charges.
Oh, that's a fact.
We don't give a rat's ass about blue face charges.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Yo, y'all guys got to stop shooting at each other
over nothing.
Over nothing.
Some of the rules
got to change.
The shit that we're
willing to fight over.
Yo,
what you here for,
yo?
I tried to talk to this
girl.
She was in the Ultima.
What?
They tried to play me,
so.
Yeah,
what?
They tried to play me,
so I had to,
you know what I mean?
I got to show him
I ain't chump.
You know what I mean?
And his girl on the
internet claiming him
like that's for your
prize.
We made, that's my fiance now. Nigga, he mean? And his girl on the internet claiming him like that's the apprise.
That's my fiance now.
Nigga, he was just talking to bitches in the ultimate.
What are you talking about?
I'd be lost with this internet stuff.
She'd have beat them up
if she was there.
Bro, that.
She throw ass.
Think about that.
That's your fiance.
That's our fiance.
You shot a nigga
when they was clowning you
over talking to girls
in the bumper.
We gotta change the rules, man.
That's all I'm saying.
Man, listen. Them little Chevy Chevette you over talking to girls in the bumper. We got to change the rules, man. That's all I'm saying. Man, listen.
Them little Chevy Chevette chicks back in the day was the truth.
I don't know what you're talking about, Joe.
Joe Bougie, yo.
No, you just got project dick.
Nah.
She's not.
Not really.
You go to the projects today
hell
to fuck a girl
I'm not going to projects
no
no
but she could come
somewhere else
but she could come to you
for the projects
mhm
you could be somewhere
in the middle
today
today
yeah
like
if I was singing
yeah
absolute
y'all I'm not judging
nobody based on
ah y'all are making me mad.
Y'all are making me.
Y'all think I'm stupid.
Yo, you're going to projects.
I'm not walking in nobody's projects.
I'm not going to projects.
Your new place, she can come to?
She can come to your new place?
I mean, not on a first night.
Not like.
You're doing a little Applebee's first.
Yeah, yeah.
After she passed screening.
Doing a little AMC.
Yo, you are starting
to sound more and more
fucking Republican
every day.
When I pod with you,
when I pod with you,
you making your business
to make me sound...
If I was single...
No!
If I was single
and we done kicked it
for a year...
Tell me why!
Yo, this thing is disgusting, yo.
A little sussed it out
for us a little bit.
Where the hell is she coming over?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, right.
Wait, she have a phone in there too?
Wait, I'm asking.
I'm asking a question.
Yo, dog.
She can come over and use her phone, whatever she want,
and the Wi-Fi code, and the ring code.
Whoa, whoa, that's a lot.
Now it's a lot, huh?
That's a lot.
Now it's a lot, huh?
Oh, man.
Fuck is that Civic ted up for me?
Untint that Civic right now, guys.
I'll go peel them shits off myself.
Blue Face, you got to chill out, man.
Nah, that shit ain't funny.
You got to stop.
See the stupid shit, though.
That's why I hate these niggas.
That's some dumb ass shit, though.
Some man Trump out here saying dumb shit like that because of that. Yeah, stupid fuck. Trump tried to come back with a bang. It ain't going to work, though. That's why I hate these niggas. That's some dumbass shit, though. Some man Trump out here
saying dumb shit like that
because of that.
Yeah, stupid fuck.
Trump tried to come back
with a bang.
It ain't gonna work, though.
Nah, I don't know.
I'm trying to find the letter
that Eric Trump wrote.
They isolated him.
Nah, fam, we not fucking with you.
Let me see if I can find it
because...
They want homeboy from Florida
to be the next Trump.
DeSantis.
DeSantis.
He was teetering.
That's what they get in mind.
He got some lessons. He got some lessons.
He got some lessons from his...
He's the next one up for them.
Trump just shot at him, though.
Yeah, of course.
You got to take the top down.
He went in there, made it sound like...
He made it sound like he fixed the election a little bit for homeboy down there,
which is a wild stance to take.
Listen, man.
It ain't got to be true.
I just got to let you make you believe it.
Yeah.
That's all.
It ain't got to be true.
Yeah. Hold on. I think I found it. Oh, man. It ain't got to be true. I just got to let you make you believe it. Yeah. That's all. It ain't got to be true. Yeah.
Hold on.
I think I found it.
Oh, yeah.
If you found it, give it to me or read it because it's hilarious.
Talk about a kid that's just outcasted and begging for some attention from his dad.
You got it?
Well, in the meantime, while he tries to find it it basically says
don't quote me
it says
I am
I'm not fucking
with this campaign
because I want to
pay attention
this time around
to my family
my wife
and my friends
also my dad
hasn't called
and asked me
if I want to be a part
of this campaign
I want to let everyone
know that I'm not
doing anything.
You sure this is Eric and not Ivanka?
I know she said the same exact shit.
Oh, then this was a company why I memoed in.
No, his daughter said the same shit.
Because I'm definitely talking about Eric.
I didn't even know she said anything.
Yeah, she said a similar thing.
So damn, all the kids is off it?
He said, I just want to let everyone know that I'm here, ready, and available.
And if my dad does happen to call
then I will drop everything
and be right there to run
but my dad has not
done that
also
I don't have a way
to get in touch with my dad
you guys
because
he's busy with his campaign
so if you guys know where he is
let him know
tell him to holler at me
that I am
available
Eric Trump i love my
father very much just time around i'm choosing to prioritize my young children and the private
life we are creating as a family but that was shorty i do not plan to be involved in politics
at all that was ivanka but they said both of them basically shared the same sentiment. They don't have the letter from him, but that's a letter that was written on her behalf.
Got it.
But, dog, they got their asses whipped.
She was losing deals.
Oh, yeah.
She was losing deals because of her alignment with her dad.
Financially.
Like, I ain't fucking with you.
Some of them that got government jobs are under some scrutiny now because of shit that
they may or may not have been doing.
Oh, yeah.
True.
So that's an extra headache
on top of it.
So I get it.
I didn't even think about that.
And Homeboy,
but Homeboy was there.
Her husband is the kid,
Jared Kushner.
Jared Kushner, yeah.
So he got flack.
He don't give a fuck.
He filthy rich,
but he got flack too
based on his alignment with Trump
and some of the shit
that he was saying.
And some of his dealings.
Yeah.
Because you know when you fuck
with the politics,
they start opening up all your shit. Yeah. He one of the biggest landlords in was saying. And some of his dealings. Yeah. Because you know when you fuck with the politics, they start opening up all your shit.
Yeah.
He one of the biggest landlords in New Jersey.
His family got some of the most real estate
in the state of New Jersey.
What's her name?
Sent his father to jail.
Chris Christie.
That's why they said he would never get no fucking seat
under the Trump cabinet.
Oh, wow.
Sent his father to jail.
So they got that other kind of money,
but they start
opening up your books
I ain't fucking with that
fucking with your dumb ass
you too hot
y'all niggas want them
PPP
go ahead
y'all
what PPP got to do
with dumb shit
they got the scrutiny
they gonna open your books
that's what I'm saying
go ahead do
have fun with that thousand
what's wrong with this guy
that 1200
nah niggas get a little bit more than that
it was funny when you
I can't really get into it
the niggas that was
fucking the chicks that was waiting to see
if they got approved for the PPP
was so funny
niggas was fucking girls for the PPP
I hate this
I'm asking they were singing pee girls for the PPP I hate this I'm asking
I didn't know
Antoine
alright let me
they were slinging
pee pee for the PPP
word
I know girls
that niggas sling
pee pee for the
income tax
so why wouldn't
they do it for that
oh wait
there's somewhere
you're gonna do that
what
wait so what
that's still
that's still
come on Joe
you know around January
niggas start getting
booed up
yeah yeah
let me hold that girl
I'ma flip it
I'ma flip it
I'ma flip that
I feel like a lot of women
Took a united front against that one
Nah I know they didn't
Nah I feel like
It's starting to be known
Nah it's starting to be known
They making it known
Yeah
That's true
They know what all that
W299
All them shits
They know all them shits now
Nah a nigga be like
Yo I'ma flip it
I'ma give it right back
Give you 20% on top.
What happened?
What happened was, nigga peeped my stash.
You smart.
They smart out here now.
Now they telling you go ahead and write a gift when it's a gift.
Yeah.
Go ahead and write a gift right there.
Look at that boy trying to say it.
That little tax break.
Go ahead.
Oh, no.
I'm cracked.
I'm done out of here it's over
it's over
finito
yeah I'm finished
I'm finished
it's fine
it's a great thing bro
there's no other way to do it
no it's a good thing
there's no other way
well actually I tried to do it
the other way
and it wasn't fun
no I'm talking about
you just gotta learn
it's a good problem
it's an education
oh well yeah
I want to continue to need that type of education there you go rather than the alternative
of getting a getting 4800 back you know what we laughing at all at this fucking privilege right
now or blessings we'll call it we laugh but back in the day when niggas was uh had a relationship
and they was doing that thing
when the taxes came around, or
when people was getting their little bit of money back,
you know how many years
I was just sitting,
fuck, no taxes,
no job, not getting money back,
not fouling, fucked up with the law,
running from the sheriff.
So, yeah.
So, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, you like,
that's my problem today.
I take it.
Let me get a fly swatter
and pet myself funny.
Dog, I've been there.
I did it.
You are correct.
I did it.
I tried to hand
the IRS people
receipts for everything
from 2009
in 2016.
And the niggas was like,
dog,
if you don't get this Exxon shit out of here.
No, I was buying gas.
We don't care about what you was.
Hey, get this out of here.
And if you try us again, see, don't piss them off.
No, no, no, no.
If you piss, yo, try this move again, and then we really going to talk.
All right, you got it.
You got it.
It wasn't gas. They the new thieves, yo. They you got it. You got it. It wasn't, all right, it wasn't gas.
They the new thieves, yo.
They the new thieves.
They the legal thieves.
Niggas have penalties
and interest.
Should be more than
what they owe.
Nigga, I didn't even
make this much.
They call us up
and we seen
all some money
from 0-4.
Nigga, I blew that money.
Whatever you looking at
is gone.
That's all right,
we still want our cut.
She was kind of thick too
yeah
stupid
something's wrong
with your brain
yo
so Ish
I know you mentioned
before
what's up with your man
Hershel Walker man
what's that
it's not funny dog
no it's funny bro
I'm laughing at us
going from Trump
to Hershel Walker
day and why
I mean
bruh
Trump might be better
than Herschel, y'all.
Dog, he can't talk.
That's an endorsement from you.
Not at all.
That is exactly an endorsement.
What does endorsement mean?
No, it ain't.
He might be better
two fucked up things.
He might be the better
of the fucked up things.
Come on, what he did.
I keep hearing him talk stupid.
I want you to do it, though.
No.
No, because I don't think it's funny.
It's funny, yo. But it ain't
funny. Nah, you funnier than me, my nigga.
You will take Hersha Walker.
That shit will go viral
times a million, fam.
Don't say viral to me.
Get your big age right here.
Let's see what we got here.
I don't think this is funny,
yo. This is a shame.
That's what makes it funny.
I'm going to tell you to keep the faith.
Oh, do you ever watch a stupid movie late at night,
hoping it's going to get better, don't get better,
but you keep watching it anyway?
Because the other night I was watching this movie.
I was watching this movie called Fright Night, Freak Night,
or some type of night, but it was about vampires.
I don't know if you know vampires and cool people.
Are they not?
But I'm going to tell you something that I found out out a werewolf can kill a vampire did you know that
i never knew that so i don't want to be a vampire anymore i want to be a werewolf but then anyway
as i'm watching this movie and they can tell how stupid it is because it's one in the morning
so i'm watching my tv i'm these kids watching that tv not you a vampire kill on that tv
so you know it's kind of stupid,
but I'm still watching, though.
As I'm watching this show,
what was funny,
these kids had a vampire
in their attic at their house.
So they were watching their TV.
And you was watching them.
Now I'm watching my TV
as they're watching their TV,
but they see the vampire killer
on their TV.
So they win this contest
to bring this actor.
Now, y'all got to stay with me.
Bring this actor
who's a vampire killer
from their TV
to get rid of this real-life vampire in're at it so if this actor comes to that home
i'm sorry he got all the right stuff he got all the right stuff because you know i gotta have a
state and gotta have a thing to kill him in the heart and he got a necklace of garlic because
that worked i don't know what it does but it worked you gotta have a cross because it burned
i know that worked but then all of a sudden this this what was so funny about it as they're walking through the house
This is this guy got the holy water. He blessed the house this actor now. He's all fate. He's blessing the house
It is holy water. They walked upstairs and this vampire looking real good in this black suit
He's full west on my center or not doesn't look you know all good in this black suit floated from the ceiling
He floated from the ceiling looking good and cool.
And I'm thinking, whoa, they better get out of that house.
If somebody floats from your ceiling, get out of that house.
That's not your house.
But as he floated from the ceiling, the kid jumped behind that hero.
As they jumped behind that hero, the guy jumped in front of him with his holy water, threw it on the vampire's forehead.
He covered his eyes.
And he took his hand away.
He started laughing.
And he said, that don't work he took
the cross he put it on the vampire forehead and the vampire didn't even do anything he said that
don't work and that's the reason I'm here. Because God...
And that was movie reviews
with Herschel Walker.
He brought that shit home, son.
Home where?
Dog.
What home he brought it to?
The vampire home with the faith.
This nigga's stupid ass.
That's why I'm here
because I got faith, nigga.
The people of Georgia
need to be ashamed
that this motherfucker
is one of the people
that they have to have
a runoff with in next
month.
You can't conjugate a verb, dog.
You got to see the movie and then move it
with the movie and then they have a vampire
and they cool people.
Where is Stacey Adams when you need him?
Word. And Stacey Abrams.
Oh, shit.
Stacey Adams, Stacey Abrams,
Stacey Johnsonams Stacey Johnson
Stacey Dash
all of Stacey
yo what the fuck
are you talking about
Stacey's mom
this guy sounds
not chill
dog that's not funny
even though what I will say
is one of my favorite
things that
not him
but I guess
when people get into
their motivational speaker
calling on the Lord
have faith bag
one of my favorite
things to do
is hear the metaphor
that wasn't one of them
I want to hear you.
I like that little clip going around of Kirk Franklin.
Kirk Franklin's the man.
I love Kirk Franklin.
Kirk Franklin said,
Now, one of the things that made grandmama food so special
is she didn't wake up to prepare the food
the day you was going to eat the food on Sunday morning.
Grandma was in that kitchen Saturday preparing that food, marinating in the season, putting the love into it.
Now, what that tell you is you can't get ready for life on the same day.
You got to prepare.
That's dope.
You got to prepare the food, Kirk.
Yeah. That's dope. Let's go. You got to prepare the fool, Kirk. Yeah.
This nigga, that's dope.
You got to have faith with the garlic and the scotch.
This is some Buffy the Vampire Slayer bullshit here.
Herschel the Vampire Dodo.
What the fuck did you talk about?
This nigga was watching Charmed and didn't even know it.
He was giving us a Charmed review.
Oh, shit.
It's a shame what's happening out there,
but they're going to vote for him.
Yo, the vampire came out the ceiling. They're going to vote for him.
And when he came out the ceiling,
I thought that was cool.
They love him out there.
They don't got nobody else to vote for.
They don't love that fucking Dodo.
What's wrong with you?
That nigga do a thousand sit-ups a day, though.
I'm watching my mouth, Mr. Hirsch.
That nigga's a fucking fool.
Oh, that would be a fight that you have to.
Yeah.
You don't want that one.
Don't.
I'm not saying who would win.
I'm just saying that that's going to be a tussle.
How many sit-ups you do a day?
I see that stomach. Negative seven.
I see that stomach busting out the Burberry.
Your shit busting out the Bergdorf, too.
It is.
Chill out, bro.
Stop, man.
Why you looking at my body?
Why you sitting?
At least I try to get shit To be like a little bigger
You still trying to get
Into the fitted shit
No I'm not
This is not
First of all
This is not fitted
It's a hoodie nigga
Can't wear fitted shit
People are like
Yo what size you wear
I'm like in a hoodie
Just probably give me
The two X
Nah the large should work
I'm telling you to please
Spare me Can you get the two X. I'm telling you to please spare me.
Can you get the 2X
like I fucking asked you to get?
I told Vern that.
I know my body, yo.
Yeah, I'm on the phone with Vern.
He's like, yo, you wear large.
I said, Vern, chill out, Vern.
I don't want to hear it, dude.
I got on the scale the other day.
I'm so glad my shit
ran out of batteries.
I'm not putting batteries
back in it, either.
Yo, I swear my girl
I'm not putting batteries
back in it.
She was like yo the scale
Nah nah my mom felt
My mom bought this scale
From wherever she bought it from
She put it upstairs
And one day I was like
Hey ma can I use the scale
For a minute
She said you can have it
Take it
So now that's how
I stepped on that shit
That shit said
226
227.9
226.9
One of them shit
I politely stepped off
Politely
Wiped it off.
Got the dust off of it.
Something must be wrong.
Something is wrong with it.
I leveled it out.
I hear they don't work if they're not leveled.
That's facts.
That's facts.
Serious.
No, you work.
That's facts.
They don't work if they're not leveled.
I leveled it out.
You took your shoes off?
You took your shoes off, right?
Stepped on again.
It said the same shit.
Took your watch off?
I got off.
Got naked.
And got on.
Point four went down.
Yeah, this shit ain't.
Shave, get back on, take a piss.
I ain't going to shave.
Yeah, you got to do all that.
That stepping on the scale shit in your 40s,
don't put a scale in your bathroom.
There's no reason to do it.
It's just a call for depression.
You got enough mumbo jumbo in there.
You do not need a scale in your bathroom, yo.
For no reason in your 40s.
That shit is different.
It's not fun.
It's disheartening.
It doesn't feel good. You'll be there in in your 40s. That shit is different. It's not fun. It doesn't feel good.
You'll be there in a minute.
All right.
That shit is different. I thought you was about to jump in with your scale story.
247.
Something like.
247.
247?
Yeah.
But I'm 6'2".
You know, you 5'9".
It's different.
Oh, shit.
It's a different distribution.
You know what I mean?
247?
That would be me.
And you told us you was going to get the what? I7? That would be me. And you told us
you was going to get the what?
I'm just asking some other shit.
Niggas always want to go
live in the past.
Hovering over them white girls.
That nigga is towering
over those little white things.
247 in some way.
I don't know,
Hershey maybe can
just put you around.
I did try to get by you
in the kitchen
and bump you. I was like, all right. He got a can just put you around. I did try to get by you in the kitchen and bump you.
I was like, all right.
You got a little weight to your shoulder.
Your shoulder shouldn't even be that hefty.
You waiting for it, Tussle.
No, I'm not.
Nah.
I ain't got no wind.
No wind with a D at the end.
Yeah, like you need a little.
Oh, so you got to shoot niggas too now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want no problems, bro.
I'm going to just say I don't want no sauce. You got it. You got it, dog. I told you that. You got to shoot niggas too now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want no problems, bro. I'm going to just say I don't want no sauce.
You got it.
You got it, dog.
I told you that.
You got to get them.
Just do like surf.
Whenever you do whatever you do, don't come sit here.
I love it.
I ain't fucked.
I love him for that.
What is you talking about?
That is super fly.
Don't come bring the feds to this humble establishment.
That would look crazy, them coming up here.
Downstairs? And they be 90 deep too. Dog. look crazy them coming up here. Downstairs?
And they be 90 deep too. Dog.
Start confiscating mics and shit.
And he was hiding it and they ain't gonna hide it here.
I'm walking down to tell him.
Yo, fifth floor?
Sixth floor? Go ahead up there.
Fifth, sixth, seventh,
one of them. I don't know which one. Shout out to Surf.
I do love that he did that though. Don't come over here. 5671 of them I don't know Shout out to Surf Shout out to Surf Shout out to Surf
I do love that he did that
Don't come over here
Shout out to Surf
Don't bring no crime over here
Little video just dropped today
Oh word
Hey
You'll sound more excited though
When you say that
I am excited
You know what I mean
Let's hear that
I'm very excited bro
There we go god damn it
Big Jersey
The intro was crazy
You know what I mean
Intro crazy
I didn't hear the whole shit
But the intro was super dope
That's great
Come on tell me how you tell your girl
That you're unhappy in the relationship
Cheat
Oh shit
See why we can't
See
Alright
Alright
What do you want
Alright
What do you want
What do you want from me
What do you want
What do you want
What do you want from me
Alright let me
Let me ask a rebuttal question.
Do you want to keep same girl?
All right.
Yes.
All right, I'm shutting up.
Yes.
No, because if you don't.
No, yes.
Okay, yes.
Yeah, you want to keep the girl.
Didn't you change?
That was a legit question, bro.
Wait, you asked the question, because now I'm getting confused, too.
You asked the question the right way.
This nigga said you can't talk to him.
You got to cheat.
I didn't say you can't.
You said, how do you tell her you're unhappy
in your relationship?
I'm just saying that if I want to keep her,
a lot of women don't take too kindly to some of that shit,
so you just cheat.
I won't go there.
I have attempted to
have that conversation with women before uh that's when therapy gets involved i brought a whiteboard
out to just try to describe some of my feelings and unhappiness you don't mean that literally
i literally i do you brought an actual whiteboard whiteboard drew diagrams and shit yeah a list of
pros and cons now let me ask you that when you did that and i
and i asked for the same in return yeah when you did that how receptive was she not not at all i
can't see that going on very receptive at all when i was surprised at that because it's like
you take the emotions out of it when you write it down yeah i think yeah we write it let's look at
it we still want to be together we still want to to improve. She didn't respond to it that way at all.
Didn't put too much effort in our little whiteboard.
Experiment.
Yeah.
Let me ask you.
Really?
Did it turn into all the problems she didn't have with you?
But he said he told her to do that.
No, I'm saying, like, a lot of times they don't even hear.
They won't hear you.
They don't even hear what you're saying.
It just immediately turns into, oh, since we're here, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
That's true.
But, I mean, that should happen.
I've seen it.
I've seen it create more problems.
At least hear what somebody's saying first.
I've just always seen it create more problems.
I think that's the...
And I've tried to have that talk a bunch of times, actually.
Like, yo, I just think that's crazy.
Like, I think that any relationship, yo,
the key is the communication.
I think that's number one.
For sure.
I don't care about
how good the head is.
I don't care about
none of that other shit.
The communication piece
is number one.
So if I'm not pleased
with something
that you're doing,
I think the only way
that you could fix it
is to have
Yeah, but this is when I say
this is when I say
that you live
in a land of ideals.
There's mad relationships
that ain't talking
about nothing that they need to be talking about.
That's true, but I think that starts from day one.
I think what happens is we kind of
go from kicking it
to boyfriend-girlfriend without the middle
piece in the communication.
Jokers be in relationships the fourth date.
You know what I mean?
No, I'm just saying, seriously.
Or sooner. But you don't even really know the just saying like seriously or sooner but you don't even
really know the person
I think that if y'all
start off on shitty grounds
with regards to communication
cause we could communicate
and I could tell you
something bad
without it being bad
it's a difference
like I don't gotta say it
in a shitty way neither
like a lot of times
it's how you say shit
I think that
whatever your girl
is lacking from you,
she should be able to tell you.
Yeah, sometimes I think an element of humor,
like if we want to get a little bit serious,
an element of humor can start to break the ice
as far as a problem.
Yeah.
Like coming out yelling or accusatory or whatever
is going to ask for a defensive rebuttal.
That's true.
I've never seen any of these approaches work.
At all. If you're a fan out there and you have a success story of this then please hit us
on socials and I'd love to hear about it sometimes they don't see work let me
tell what I seen work whatever you unhappy with and you find it over here
somewhere you got happiness and you come back home and you cool
after that. I've seen that work plenty of times.
That is true, but we
having a grown up conversation. We are having a grown up conversation.
We four men that are successful
in our own right and
level headed. You know what I'm saying?
We should be able to have a conversation
where a lot of women watch
the platform. Dog, if somebody's
explaining something to you that they think you're lacking in
or that they would like for you to improve upon,
I think that that is open to real, real communication.
All jokes aside, emotion get in right off the rip a lot of times.
And it's hard to have a communication,
a conversation about feelings
if somebody immediately jumps
and gets emotional.
It's emotional.
What I'm saying.
Somebody you love
is telling you
that you aren't doing something
a certain way.
I think that you need
to open your mind up
and say,
how do I make this better?
Well, you can be defensive
all you want.
I'm going to watch you now
for the next month and a half.
And if you keep up
with your defensiveness
or whatever attitude
you got because we had
a conversation, then you know why I'm out'm out that's true or you know why the
new girl popped up that's true or you know why i'm coming in late you know now you know because i
gave you all all opportunities to rectify i always say in a relationship you know you could you give
somebody what you always say you give somebody the uh if i have if someone brings an issue to me
What you always say, you know.
You give somebody the, if someone brings an issue to me,
I believe it's just two choices.
Do I care or do I not care?
Sure.
If I care, then I'm going to take steps to address that issue.
That's mad toxic.
No, I'm keeping it real.
Keep it real, though.
If I care, I'm going to take the necessary steps to address that concern and try to fix this problem.
If I don't care, all right, that's how you feel.
That sounds like the top most toxic shit in the world to me.
Nah, I think, I wouldn't put it as black and white.
Because if I've already agreed to be your partner,
and I'm going to be immature in this talk,
but if I already agreed to be your partner,
then I'd sign up
to have to care
about the things you say,
unfortunately.
No, I think you signed
a different membership, yo.
You and I deal.
No, no, no.
That's where it contradicts
your communication point.
No, but I think
that communication
needs to be started
from day one.
I think if you open up
communication lines.
But communication
is not just you expressing your issue.
It's receiving information as well.
No, that's the community.
So we can't say when they come talk to us about whatever the fuck they think.
Yo, I don't care.
We never really care.
I trying to tell her.
Yeah, good.
Now, I care, though.
I care.
Yo, I care about what is important to you because we
care about her yeah yeah see but we can draw a line and caring about her and not caring about
everything she say sure therapists tell me that's wrong so that way that's wrong yeah so I just be
trying to pretend to care about everything huh you can take it away take it away I'm telling you
on my experience
and information I got
I'm with you
you can not care
but still
address the situation
it could be like
some little shit
that's like
this doesn't affect my life
either way
but let me
listen
listen and you know
try to appease
or find a middle ground
that won't satisfy
yeah
if you care about the relationship
no but you're saying
you care about the girl
yo if your girl's like look I'm stuck on green beans versus asparagus versus broccoli that will satisfy. Yeah, if you care about the relationship. No, but you're saying you care about the girl.
Yo, if your girl's like,
look, I'm stuck on green beans versus asparagus versus broccoli.
Yo, fam.
Because you know what women are the queens of?
Women are the queens of,
or some women, I'm not...
Generalizing.
Yeah.
Of you come and you got your issue
or whatever you present
that you want to communicate and talk about.
Or she does, and you don't care,
but you're trying to.
Women will find something that they think
is an equivalent that you did
and think that that's the time to have that conversation.
And it's like, dog, no. No, that's. But you're not even supposed to bring that conversation. And it's like, dog, no.
No, that's...
But you're not even supposed
to bring that up.
Or if you had a problem,
you should have brought that up then.
That's true.
You should have brought it up
when it was a problem.
Because women,
if you tell a girl
or if she learns,
like what Parks was just saying,
that you don't really care
about the matter,
then it's payback time for the next uh nine
months 10 months i don't get hey if you fix it rectify it resolve it never comes up again it's
payback time so you kind of have to if you don't care act like you care yo we as men know i'm getting
trouble right now no i just got in trouble the other day we as men know. I'm getting in trouble right now. No, I'm not. Because I just got in trouble the other day.
We as men know, none of us really care about their little co-worker beef.
Mm-hmm.
Whatever their co-worker is, or what the girl on the plane did,
or what your bestie did, do we ever care?
No.
But do we say it?
And you want to take it a step further? But do we say that?
You want to take it a step further? But do we say that? You want to take it a step further?
We can't say that.
When they be telling you, and you be kind of like,
the coworker got it right.
Like, you should be able to say that.
That's the shit.
You should be able to say that.
Yeah, all right.
I ain't fucking with the coworker.
This nigga is crazy as hell.
You should be able to say that.
You out your mind.
I ain't ruining my night.
Say that if you want.
I deal.
I deal, man.
Yes. You should be able to say that.
You always right in theory.
Apply it in the real world.
Yeah.
I won't.
I'm not.
Well, you could.
Speak for yourself then, Big Dick Bandit.
I ain't trying this.
So let me ask you.
I'm cool.
How do you become better?
How does your girl grow? If you can't give your girl constructive criticism when needed, how do they grow?
They don't.
Are you asking me?
I'm asking them.
All right.
My answer to that is you have to pick your spot for constructive criticism.
That makes sense.
And if you know your partner,
then that varies when that time is.
I'll tell you when you don't do it,
when her coworker is involved.
You leave that one alone.
Because you know what else I learned too?
Damn, that came to me.
Women got so many just women things they could bring up
if you two right in what you're saying.
I'm on my period.
This is what you want to do.
Hormones all over the place.
All right.
They just got you.
You can't argue with.
It's like, oh, all right.
That's your bodily functioning.
That's what I'm saying.
I'll tuck it for now.
I'm going to go downstairs to the basement.
Yeah.
I'm going to go watch the game or something.
There you go. go yeah you know how
we deal with it by not dealing with it all right we're gonna look like pieces of shit you brought
it on okay i know i'm kind of like i'm trying to be better i got better actually i've gotten a lot
better i've gotten a lot better and it seems as if i have. I've gotten a lot better in that. It seems as if. I have.
No, for real, for real.
It seems as if.
But that's a two-way street, right?
Like, you can't get better in the communication if it's not a welcome space for whatever information is going to come out of this truth serum.
True.
Like, do you want it or do you not want it?
Do you want to know how I truly feel about things
or do you not?
Do we want to just continue
on with this facade?
My homegirl,
she's been married 10 years
and she told me.
Oh, congratulations, dude.
Her and her husband,
they do something.
They have,
she said they do it
once a month.
They have airing of grievances?
Yeah.
Table session.
They sit down
and whatever you got, bring it to the table down and whatever you got bring it to the table
whatever i got bring it to the table we no holds barred and she said that she's been working for
them i'm gonna assume something what she met socially fluid what is that i don't even know
what that means i just learned what gender fluid mean. What the fuck is social media? I didn't learn what fluid means.
And still don't all the way know.
It's true.
What is Jello?
You got to be an open-minded.
She's a really open-minded young lady.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
She'd play a little bit.
What the fuck?
I'm asking a question. Does she like vagina?
Yeah.
That's sexually fluid. Yeah, that's sexually fluid. That's what I was going to ask. I'm asking you a question. Does she like vagina? Yeah, like she's... Oh, that's sexually fluid.
Yeah, that's sexually fluid.
That's what I was like.
I'm just saying open to other shit.
A lot of times when women are sexually open-minded,
they open-minded in other shit, period.
Because that'd be a big, big issue.
Sex is a big issue in relationships.
I feel you.
Is it panning on him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That ass, right?
Nah, nah.
I see where you're going.
What Hershey Walker did.
Zoom in right to him.
Give him a shot.
He's taking us there.
What Hershey Walker said.
Yo, you stupid.
Nah, that's real.
I just think that
that's kind of scary.
That you could be
laying with somebody
and you don't really know
how they feel about you
or how you moving out here
and they just are too scared
to say something.
That's the vibe.
If she could still cuddle
with things on her mind.
I ain't going to know this
until she's cuddling wrong.
Yo, what you doing though?
Give me a leg.
Yeah, come on.
Why you ain't rubbing on me right?
Nah, you got this.
But I'm oblivious.
Hey, if you mad at me,
you better just tell me
because I ain't going to know.
You're picking up on them hints.
I'm bad at the hints.
Because I give you the benefit of the doubt in thinking, all right, something's going on.
She's having a bad day.
I'll leave you alone.
All right, you just need some time.
I'm never assuming it's me.
I'm perfect.
Why would I think it's me if you don't come tell me I ain't perfect?
No, you're right.
I agree with that.
But I'll ask, like, yo, you good?
That's when the fights start.
No, because it don't got to be with you.
It could be with they mom.
It could be with they sister.
Yeah, but in the event that it is with me.
Tell me.
Yeah, but all right, but it ain't going to be a yo, you good.
Not yo, you good.
You're not assuming it's with you, though.
Be prepared for all variables. And if it is you, I'm assuming it's with you, though. Be prepared for all variables.
And if it is you, I'm just saying.
You opening the door for some.
Yo, you good.
Those three words worded just like that.
I never seen it being out loud.
He's from New York, though, Joe.
Yeah.
All right, yo, you good.
Yo, you good?
That's beef.
Yo, you good.
I can knock your head off.
Yo, you good can mean 10 different things.
Or yo, you good?
Inside or outside. It could be. That's beef. Yo, you good. I could knock your head off. Yo, you good. You could mean 10 different things. Or yo, you good. Inside or outside, it could be a problem.
That's beef.
Yo, you good is beef.
You good has 10 different meanings.
For sure.
From New Yorkers.
If I'm going through some shit and Shorty say, yo, you good, pillow fight to your noggin
now.
I'm just a nigga.
Pillow fight to your noggin now.
No matter how she says it.
What are you talking about?
Yo, you good.
No matter how she says it.
Bitch, are you compassionate or not? What are you talking about? Yo, you good. No matter how she says it. Bitch, are you compassionate or not?
What are you talking about?
Cleo clearly ain't good.
Yo, you good ain't helping me. No.
How about a baby?
Are you okay? Is everything
alright? Like,
talk like humans.
Yo, you good?
No, I'm not good.
Everybody's dying. The rappers are are dying my bank account is shrinking
and dwindling friends are leaving dogs died mom not feeling great everything's bad now how can you
help i wouldn't ask you shit i wouldn't ask you shit can't even be sometimes you'd be hoping that
it's you that's the problem because once they get into their day life, it be like real life shit that you can't fix.
You powerless.
Now you just got to ride the wave out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's a fucked up feeling.
Hey, what's going on?
Yeah, my kid got jumped in school.
It's like, it's a fucked up feeling.
Shit girl.
This pod really about to take off in five years.
When our kids.
I'm going to tell you when the pod is going to be good.
Yeah, I was just at the school last week.
Yeah, yeah.
In five years, who kid getting mushed?
Learn.
Who daughter getting their lunch taken from them?
Who daughter got a little boy that flirt but don't know how to flirt?
Following her home, all this nasty shit.
Yo, I'm not reviewing Young Blue's album because
I like him.
Okay. That's a review. I didn't listen to it.
That's my man.
I think he'll be alright.
But I ain't about to tell y'all
the truth about that album.
I respect that. Let the sophomore slump
happen quietly.
I think he'll get it together. That's my man.
Speaking of the sophomore slump,
I got to salute.
Salute.
Salute.
I'm saying shout and salute.
But all the fans out here
who was riding Roddy Ricch
and gave him hell,
it worked.
Because he just dropped
that feed the streets.
It's tough?
It's tough.
I gave it a listen last night i like that
yeah good yeah that's what sometimes you need bullying we need bullying that's true yeah because
i i was i went in like all right we bullied the out of chance he dropped something new too
i didn't listen to it yet the last couple singles he dropped his eye so but now i got it i i really
i was i went into the Roddy Ricch album
like alright man, I know what you said
in your little clips you put out and stuff.
The last project wasn't received well,
the EP wasn't received well, you know,
you start hearing he's washed, it's up,
it's a wrap, all of this.
He took his time, he got back to exactly
what niggas became Roddy Ricch fans for.
Oh that's great news.
Yeah.
This is a pretty cool.
That's great news.
Congratulations.
It's pretty cool.
It's an album?
Yeah.
Well, today is, they call it mixtape.
So it is a mixtape, but it's a full project.
Yeah, it's a full project.
Don't understand that one.
I got to talk to you artists.
Y'all are in major label recording contracts. I know that they lie to you niggas and say y'all got to talk to you artists. I done. Y'all are in major label recording contracts.
I know that they lie to you niggas and say,
y'all got to heat it up.
Let's get the momentum.
Don't the words like that.
They play.
But if you are in a major label deal,
I just don't see why you would ever drop a mixtape.
Perfectly segues us to whatever Meek was talking about.
Ah,
yeah.
He wants to drop his next project on
Cash App or J-Pay.
Or J-Pay.
Last time I used J-Pay, it was a mess, so I don't recommend
going that route.
I'm not mad at Cash App.
I ain't mad at that neither.
Artists have done that, by the way.
You don't download the album from Cash App,
but you Cash App them, and then they get the notification
or whatever, and then they shoot you the download link.
Pull up his shit.
Pull up the tweets.
So with that being said, he's independent now, or no?
Yes.
He got one more left.
He seems to be independent now.
That sounds kind of fly.
Very fly.
Like, say you're selling your shit for $10.
Let's just say, right?
For round numbers.
You sell your shit for $10.
You move 300,000 units.
You made three mil.
Math is off there.
Wow.
Splits.
The 300,000.
Yeah.
That's major label numbers.
When you go independent, it's more.
So what Meek said.
I was just shooting numbers.
20, 30, 40, 50, 60, or whatever you do.
You make it all up.
But you make more than money.
And Meek's tweet says,
I want to drop an album on J-Pay or Cash App.
Love it.
Like I used to sell my shit in the street.
I'm not trying to get paid a dollar every 1,000 streams.
Who made that up, the fuck?
Before that, he said,
I don't want Flamers 5 on no streaming services.
This strictly underground music.
Billboard can't rate it.
Just rate the music.
I bet you a million I can make the United States slash world play it with one upload button.
Been doing it since MySpace.
And that should be the thinking if you're into that.
You know how I want to shout out?
I think it's...
Some people are trying to play the major label game.
But if you're into this, love it.
I want to shout Shooter out.
Because he's been doing that.
Pap did too last year
with the 12 albums
he put out
he was doing them
yeah but some of them
was on DSPs
yeah but
Shooter hasn't put
none of his shit on
before the DSPs
you could buy them
Brownsville Kai
has also been doing
that for a while
on the underground level
the people that
Parks and Ice name
I don't know
who they are
well that's the
downfall of
no no no
I was about to say I think Meek now is notarized.
You know what I mean?
Has a certain level of fame and popularity where it may work for him.
Yeah, he can play the game.
He already has a fan base that was built on a major.
Now I'm independent.
I'm going to put my shit out and see what it does.
I'll get back all the bread.
You're absolutely right.
In theory, again.
Yeah, because what happens?
It's someone's job somewhere to make sure that Meek is wrong.
And on top of that, check it out.
Yeah, but look.
He says he uploaded a link or uploaded a tweet.
We fuck with the algorithms.
Who want to see it?
And that goes back to the point.
That's the part they don't know.
That goes back to the point earlier of mailing lists and websites and shit independent of all of of that shit true you now i got the email
addresses i'm hitting them directly that makes sense yo it's out to them that's the way this was
me 20 years ago or over 20 years now trying to explain to fans why no other record i ever made
came close to pump it up Not just the talent thing.
Back then, that was a struggle to explain to fans.
They don't.
Today, they kind of... More cognizant.
Yeah, they kind of understand what you're saying now
when you say these things.
So he's talking to people that get what he's saying
and there are enough outlets to where he can spread his message
and Meek's name and career, equity,
he'll be fine in that.
Some of the lesser known people, though,
I don't even care.
You got to do it.
You got to do it.
Niggas clowned me in 08, whatever,
whenever I put out a digital album,
whatever I was trying to do, they clowned me.
They sold fucking 12,000 copies.
Everybody laughed.
You got to go through the bumps.
You got to go through the bumps and bruises
to get where you're trying to go.
Everybody ain't coming out doing 100,000.
All that shit is over with.
All we need to know, and none of that shit matters.
Meek is right.
The art is all that matters.
Now, back to Ray Daniels.
All y'all got to do is figure out how everybody's going to get paid from their art.
Same thing in podcasting.
Everybody's not making their money the exact same way.
You better look at your fan base your metrics and
see how you want to do it and your skill sets and uh comfortability you know i mean what you're
willing to do to to get to it to make some money yeah yeah that's across the board for me it could
sound like he about to get out there and go do some relay work i like i love that and not only that, like, nigga, if I put this album out through a label, I do 60.
If I go sell 20,000 through Cash App, I made more than I made with the 60.
You sell 6,000 through Cash App.
Yeah, you get what I'm saying?
Fuck that.
I don't care about that shit over here.
And that's my point, though.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't have to do, you can laugh at my little, yeah, I sold however many I sold, but I made more money here.
And that also gets to a conversation about clout and fame versus economics in the music and entertainment businesses specifically.
Y'all can have it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keep it.
Take all the clout and the fame.
Normally, the people that be doing all of, if you look around, the people that be doing all the clout chasing, they ain't got it.
They don't got no money. They ain't got it. But that's what I'm saying. They make it look like they got it. doing all the clout chasing, they ain't got it. They don't got no money.
They ain't got it.
But that's what I'm saying.
They make it look like
they got it.
They trying to drop,
no, they trying to get to it.
That's why I am mad.
They're trying to drive up
an audience so they can
sell that audience to anybody.
Fake it how you make it.
Yeah.
I mean, fake it till you make it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what they
trying to do.
So I ain't mad at them.
Me?
Nah.
Only the money.
Take the fame.
Take all that shit to come with it. Business. But he famous already. Get Only the money. Take the fame. Take all that shit
to come with it.
Business.
But he famous already.
Money and
recognition from the people
that you are trying
to be recognized by
I think
should be the goal
of more people.
Like I don't really care
if a bazillion people
know me but if
a thousand people
like my shit.
I keep saying,
I think I might have told Ian
even last week,
I said,
it ain't a matter of
would I ever rap again,
it's how.
That's the biggest question.
What you mean?
You can make a project
anytime,
if I'm alive.
But how would you put it out?
That's the most important question in that.
The artists today, or me, or the people that care about this shit,
got to sit down and do what Meek is doing.
Do that.
Yeah, but you have to figure out what that is.
The logistics.
You have to figure out what that is.
But for you, it's different than me.
Because you got a couple million listeners a week.
So that would already be your...
Yeah, that don't mean nothing.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's different than Meek.
If you had a project coming
and you announced that you had a project coming on the pod,
fam, it's way...
That's marketing.
You get what I'm saying?
It's different than Meek.
But you can sell your album on Patreon
or some other shit that could potentially you get what I'm saying?
I mean I'm just
throwing it out there.
But what you're doing now
is brainstorming
like Mekis.
I agree.
That's why I said
for you
you already would have
half of what
he got to figure out
because you already
have a different platform
that reaches millions
of people a week.
That's what I was saying.
You already have
a way to circumvent
the labels.
He's still trying to figure out his way to circumvent the labels.
Well, he has, and I think this would be the difference in Joe things,
is people love the Joe Budden podcast,
but may not necessarily give a fuck about what he has to do with rap.
True.
Fact.
That's why I don't convolute it.
Meek sells hundreds of thousands of units as a musician,
so he's going to get people that are going to check his shit.
One, with the Joe Biden podcast,
it's an overlap.
And then two,
people that never heard Joe rap heard about how good he can rap.
They love the show.
They hear him talk shit about,
I watched this nigga,
I bought this nigga.
Let me go take a listen
to what he talking about.
Even if I never was a fan of his music,
I'm a diehard fan of the pod.
Let me go see what he's talking about
and that's generating more.
This conversation that we're having fan of the pod let me go see what he's talking about and that's generating more this this
conversation that we're having brings us back to our taylor swift conversation in what respect
in all areas of music you're gonna have to find a way to circumvent or just do things differently.
Like I was about to say out my mouth, but then I heard your earlier comment in my head.
Yo, if I put something out, $1,000 the minimum.
Y'all thought Nipsey bugged out with $100.
He did $1,000 too.
Oh, he did $1,000?
Mailbox money was $1,000.
Yeah, it was going to be $1,000, $5,000.
Then I heard you pop up hey that's
fucked up for the kid that don't have this ain't for the kid that don't have and that's what's
gonna happen that's what the resellers with the fucking uh tickets tickets the live streaming
shit is gonna get to the point where even the music itself is a luxury
how do you create fans with that even the music itself is a luxury.
How do you create fans with that?
Well, people have to figure that out.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, how do you,
because a fan is somebody that just bumped into your shit.
Right.
And said, oh, they got some,
oh, oh, oh, dang, oh.
You know what I mean?
If it costs a certain premium,
it's like Rolls Royces.
Everybody's never sat in a Rolls Royce.
Fuck driven one.
Well, you'll always have to do something to acquire new listenership,
whether that be a free project, in the old days, mixtape.
Freestyles.
EP, freestyles.
I wouldn't do that today, but I'm just saying,
you'll have to come up with a way to use a pod, for example.
This pod goes out for free for seven years.
But there's a lot of people that pay for it.
So you just got to find a way to...
And you see when I say, hey, one day pods ain't going to be free neither.
You see the people that are used to getting it for free say i ain't paying for that shit and the same way that's their right it's all right not to give
it to them that's true and then you see the other people that's like hey we'll pay we pay for it
indeed no no man it's it's fan conditioning because i used to always say yeah exactly
tde was a great example they stopped early you got nothing free from them they were packed they were some of the earlier
camps the package mixtapes call them albums and sell them everything was sold you don't get shit
there was no more we ain't putting no freestyles out we're not putting out no mixtapes we're not
put everything you have is is an hour dog you think let's take it off of music you think inflation
gonna hit everywhere in the universe and not here or everybody else
you're doing and not the entertainers or like my driver got in the car i might have told you
one of them days and was going crazy about how they raised the price of toilet tissue and costcos
eggs are up 47 yeah but they always get the dairy so i'm not shocked at that 50 once y'all start
doing it to that shit y'all ain't been doing it to
for 20 years,
oh, we got a problem.
Damn, everything is up.
Everything.
Every other day
I get another email.
Don't raise the price
of toilet tissue
and the same niggas
can't even go find
baby formula.
Like, yo, it don't even be
that it's up.
It be that amount
that it's up.
Like, dog,
I bought Compound this week.
Silly, but the shit that you put the white lines on the walls with.
It's silly.
It's a lot of work.
Nigga, that shit was $14 a gallon.
I'm going to throw a five-gallon bucket.
It was $14 a year and a half ago.
That shit was $23, my nigga.
That's a $9 jump.
That's a lot.
Dog, don't laugh at me.
The lube gallon was $100 higher.
I'm not joking.
All right.
All right.
Don't laugh at me.
My nigga.
Babe, I'm lying.
What's the regular price of lube?
It was $100.
It was $100.
It don't matter.
The markups is all I'm saying.
They're going crazy out here.
$100 markup is nuts.
That's crazy for one gallon.
$25 a quart?
You nasty ass.
Slow stroking my shit.
You better stretch that out.
Yo, fam, you better stay wet.
Cut it down with a little bit of water.
Do stay wet.
You got to step on the lube a little bit.
You got to step on the lube.
Yo, that's crazy.
A little Vaseline.
Mix it up.
Warm it up, girl.
Yo, that's crazy. No,eline, mix it up. Warm it up, girl. Yo, that's crazy.
No, yeah, that's what I mean.
Like, yo, not that it just gradually went up.
Shit is going up a lot.
Yeah, yo.
It's a joke, man.
Motherfuckers ain't making no more bread, neither.
I'm going to Sweden, yo.
Switzerland or some shit.
These niggas ain't out there putting albums out like they used to.
Unless you got some deals somewhere with something else.
And even in that, they trying to hurry up and rush to get out them little deals.
They trying to drop seven projects a week.
I ain't mad.
Double album, double discs.
I ain't mad.
Deluxe, come back.
And the label still calling them mixtapes.
Yeah, you can do all of that.
I hate these new kids, man.
Do all that.
We were stuck in five, six, seven album deals
and could only drop when they said,
which was every other year,
if you lucked out.
Really?
And if not, then you was on the shelf.
Yeah, every other year was fast.
So they owned you for 10 years?
Yes.
At a minimum?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
I know why you was out there chain smoking
in front of Def Jam.
Selling my ass out there.
Word, that's crazy.
I'll never forget.
I went to Skane when shit was bleak out here and said,
yeah, I want to get off of Def Jam.
And he said, Joe, you just flopped.
Who wants you?
I said a flop?
That's so fucking...
It's a whole bunch right here, but you spent too much.
All right, so something's wrong.
Oh, then something's wrong.
See, every artist get that moment where,
oh, there's a lot of shit wrong.
I got to clean all of this mess up.
But that's even more reason to get me the fuck out of here
I flop
Don't nobody want me
Cool let me go there
Yeah but then I went and got hot
And they wouldn't let me go
They're gonna
I went and got hot
They wouldn't let me go
So in hindsight
Would it have been better for you
To stay dormant for a while
Stay cool
Maybe then they drop you
For me it worked out
Exactly the way it was supposed to work out.
I know that.
Right?
Theo got me off in a matter of four or five years,
something like that, relatively fast.
I was able to get another career.
At that point, I only had my publishing contract
to take care of and my production company contract
to take care of.
I called them niggas up.
Yo, dawg, it say that y'all get such and such.
How's the deal?
Yeah, nigga.
Yeah, that's right.
All right, so we wait this one out.
You just wait them all out.
There wasn't no way to do it unless you want to play the game.
See, had I had all the information before I signed,
I could have told anybody with ears that I don't want to sign.
I don't want to be signed if this is what happens.
But I didn't know.
So I didn't know.
What's playing the game to get off?
No, no, I mean playing the game.
I'm in the game.
I'm not saying play the game to get off.
I'm saying play the game and be in the game.
To win.
Yeah.
If you sign a record contract, yeah, you kind of want it to work.
You got to go dance, tap dance.
You want to sell records.
You want the videos.
You want, but there's pressure to come.
You want the support.
You need that support.
I never played those games.
So I never got the support from anywhere.
These are new people coming in to build LA Reed,
fucking whoever was coming in there now.
J.J. Brown, Hove.
It's just new people here.
So you can sit around being angry if you want
or having an attitude if you want
or complaining about the advice that people are giving you,
but they're trying to help you and help them while you're there.
Got it.
Yeah, I'm scared of that 10 years nigga
Today they could damn near drop when they want
Oh well
I take it back
It was a period where you could drop
When you want it
But today I read something just now that said
Listen it's bigger than Nino Brown
We talking about artist shit I read something that said that said, listen, it's bigger than Nino Brown. We talking about artist shit.
I read something to say the same fight that the labels was having with YouTube at one point about splits that they couldn't really have with YouTube because of whatever their contract said.
YouTube was just the king of the land.
They're having those talks with TikTok now.
Makes sense.
We need a bigger share of whatever y'all are doing over there with our shit.
But they should have learned from you two.
And TikTok is like, we already negotiated whatever.
You're done here.
So now if they can't get it from TikTok, you know where they're going to get it from?
The artists.
The artists.
They're going to get it back that way.
Some piece of this pie is coming back.
Crazy, dog.
We're going to get it one way or the other.
It's the Wild Wild West.
And we're off on a tangent here.
Yeah, of course.
Important one.
Important one, nonetheless.
Yeah.
That's nuts.
That shit is slavery.
I love you because your responses would be how someone would respond if these things were explained.
That is crazy. But they're not explained. And they're not these things were explained. That is crazy.
But they're not explained, and they're not explained for a reason.
For a reason.
Music.
What else?
What more music?
What more music?
Dave Eastrop with DJ Drama.
Buda and Granz and Cuz produced it.
Drama will not sit down.
Shout out to Dave.
Shout out to Drama.
Got another one next week.
Who we got next week?
I swear, Bezo.
Detroit? Oh, okay. He's not playing. Got another one next week. Who we got next week? I swear, Bezo. Detroit.
Oh, okay.
He's not playing.
Got it.
Good.
Chris Brown.
There you go.
Dropped a two-pack, little Christmas two-pack.
Finally.
Yes.
Yeah.
Listen, as soon as we hit November, Mariah Carey cracks into the top 50.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. No, no, no.
At number 49, I was like, yo, that has to be beautiful.
Yeah.
Automatically.
Every year, my one song is going to work its way to number one.
Damn right.
Gotta love it.
So I'm happy that Dipset dropped the album on Christmas.
Oh, yeah, the Dipset. I'm happy that Dipset dropped the album On Christmas Oh yeah the Dipset
I'm happy that Chris Brown
She got
She got a monopoly going on
Where nobody
Yeah somebody else
Need to come and
Do something
The queen
The queen of Christmas man
But that's the one though
Who wrote that song
I don't recall
Might have been her
I think it was her
And the dude
That they talk about
She writes a lot
If Mariah Carey's Pen is on All I Want for Christmas,
is you, then 50 more Nick Cannon babies is coming.
Y'all thought he was done at 12, and her pen is on that?
All right.
All right.
It's written by her and Walter Afansi.
I've been on it, Joe.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my Lord.
Who also wrote My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
Oh, my God.
Walt wrote it.
Yeah, Walt.
Walter and Afanasi for some shit.
Yeah, he getting that guap.
No, he got all the guap.
Yeah.
But yeah, it must be nice to be to a point where,
hey, even if I didn't write that,
if I'm performing it, you putting my name on there
under the writing credits.
Hey, Walt.
But she do write a lot.
Text Walter for me.
She might have someone.
I don't have Walter's new number.
No, think about getting in touch with him. You don't have Walter's new number But uh No think about
Get in touch with him
You don't gotta come outside
I remember Jermaine Dupri
One time
I was watching him
He said yo
He just go to the mailbox
He said he don't even
Open the checks no more
He just take them
To the bank like this
And he did a whole new world
From the Aladdin soundtrack
Yeah Walter
Yeah
Yeah
Brian Michael Cox
Walter out here
Shit is real A whole new world From Aladdin One sweet day By Mariah and Boyz II Men Walter. Yeah. Brian Michael Cox. Walter out here.
This shit is real.
The whole new world from Aladdin.
One Sweet Day by Mariah and Boyz II Men.
What the fuck?
Sorry.
I never knew.
What?
No, but that says that him and Mariah got a 20-year relationship. They got this energy.
Yeah.
So.
Mm-hmm.
He did stuff for Whitney too.
Look who he's naming though.
I want him to shut up.
Whitney.
All I want for Christmas is you.
But anyway, Chris Brown.
Give us a little taste.
Give us a little taste of that.
First one's called It's Giving Christmas.
Yeah.
Yup.
Hey, that's my same one Oh no, it's hard, it's Chris
Don't know
Don't know Counting down the days We can smile and face this for the season now
Somebody go and feel it
Whether you're young or old
We got the presence now
I know, you know, you know
I know, we know, we do
Every year we get to plan, we come home
You know, you know, we know
We do
No matter all the riches or poorest
We're all here as one
Christmas is giving
Now we're all here for love
If you want it
Ain't no better than a day
Everybody's saying that we made it
Put that stand up on your wishes
It's giving Christmas
So I
Ain't no better on a day
We be loving in the snow
Sounds good.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
I mean, Chris has been in the Christmas,
we did this Christmas cover that was fire.
But the second track,
No Time Like Christmas.
It's better than that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's the one.
Merry Christmas.
Wrapping all my love in a box. I, I, I, I, I'm not for daddy. Merry Christmas I know you wanna get your gift I'm crossing off your Christmas list
Open up, take it out
Anywhere you want, I'll take you down
Know you wanna be classy
Cause maybe we ain't gotta wait around
Let me stand by you, feel thick and thin
Only thing I wanna see is you
I know you wanna get your gift The thing can be it. Only thing I want to see is you. Hey.
Talk to these niggas right quick, Chris.
There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
No time like Christmas time.
Love in your eyes.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful music.
Yeah, come on before you sue us.
That's beautiful.
That is beautiful, Chris Brown. Yeah, come on before you sue us. That's beautiful. That is beautiful, Chris Brown.
That's the one.
But, I mean, I'm a Chris Brown Avenger.
You know where I stand.
I'm a Brown Avenger.
Yeah.
I'm a Brown Avenger.
Sorry.
Sorry, yeah.
I'm not even sorry.
Nah, I'm just as dope.
Nah, he killed it.
Listen, it can't just be Mariah, yo.
Sorry.
Sorry, someone else has to make Christmas records
there's a lot of people
that do it
I was in the closet
this morning
trying to
Christ Christ Christ Christ
it does
see if we got
see if I can get in
get in on some of this
it was whack
so I just left
I just got dressed
came to the pod
when y'all putting
your Christmas trees up?
Next weekend.
Right after Thanksgiving.
After Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
I don't.
You don't?
No.
What you?
I'm putting one up this year.
When?
Like at what point?
I got it already.
I just,
I don't really like fake trees.
My girl got one.
It's kind of dope too.
Little expensive shit.
Like real trees on fake holidays.
Yeah.
Yeah, yo.
This guy.
How you gonna be 20 keys
and celebrate Christmas?
Why can't you?
Stop calling him 20 keys.
He is 20 keys.
He just need one of them
cool hats.
This nigga's 18 keys.
Oh, man.
I'm 18.
What's Christmas again?
Tell me.
It's a holiday that allegedly, supposedly celebrates the birth of Christ.
Got it.
Christmas trees got me out of my mom's house sooner than I would have planned myself.
Kicked it over?
Tried to set it on fire?
I was telling my mom, I was trying to communicate as a kid
and be like, why do we do this every year?
Like, I don't want to clean this.
I don't want to carry it.
Oh, she had the real tree, too.
Real tree.
I don't want to stand it up.
And that was crooked and the thing put the star on the top.
That shit was just
a hassle every fucking year
and we left it up there
weeks after.
It's like,
yo,
we don't need this,
man.
And my mom agrees.
Like,
you got it.
Once I was like 14,
it was a wrap.
And once I got my own shit,
I was never putting
no fucking Christmas tree up.
Unless my girl made me
put a Christmas tree up.
I like the tree.
It's fine.
There you go.
Look at that. Communication. I like the tree. It's five. There you go. All right.
Look at that.
Communication. I'm doing that this weekend.
What?
You what?
Yeah.
No, that's...
Sometimes that's all the communication right there.
I'm listening.
Yeah, but that only work with the chicks that's like extra strong or extra domestic.
Because, bitch, get your strong ass in the pickup truck too.
Come on.
Let's get it.
No, I'm talking about...
You want the tree?
Come on.
Let's go.
No, I'm talking about...
I don't have to have the tree. Yeah, but let me... You get that end. I got it. Come on, let's get it. No, I'm talking about... You want the tree? Come on, let's go. No, I'm talking about I don't have to have the tree.
Yeah, but let me...
You get that end.
I got it.
Come on, get it through the door.
No, you turn this way.
Come on.
You wanted this, right?
Come on, do the house.
Come on, do the house.
All that shit that you wanted to do.
Let's do it.
That's your job, yo.
Yeah, no.
I don't know.
Yeah, man.
I don't even have a door in the house.
Right?
When you putting yours on?
This weekend.
This weekend?
You get a real one too?
No.
Oh.
I'm doing a bar humbug.
Joe McScrooge.
Shit fucking up my feng shui.
Bunch of pie in the night.
I was thinking my shit smell like candles and oils.
Artificial tree with a little spray thing in it.
Make it smell like real tree.
They make that now.
So you get that pine smell.
I just want to make every day like Christmas for my loved ones.
There you go.
I want to do that.
You give gifts every day.
Salute.
Yeah, I don't need Jesus' birthday to hand him the fire truck.
I already got my Christmas presents out the way.
Yo, shout out to Earl.
That's what's up.
Easy.
And gave one of them away already. However, you going to man. That's what's up. Easy. And gave one of them away.
However,
you gonna give out
Christmas gifts?
I don't know.
I said no.
Got my wife
that Mariah concert.
Christmas concert.
Tickets.
It was a bitch.
Back to the
Taylor Swift.
I'm gonna talk about that.
600?
Somewhere in that range.
I got lucky, though. I got lucky. But, that shit Somewhere in that range. I got lucky, though.
I got lucky.
But that shit is a mess.
The tickets is up to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's that.
No, every time I go to buy one, they were already sold out.
So you had to keep just, come on, go, go, go, go.
Every time, how many tickets you bought?
Two.
But you would put it in your cart and go to put it in.
Someone already bought that shit.
And now it's relisted again for double the price.
You pick your seat.
That's what they were saying.
And by the time you check out.
Probably paid a little more than $800.
That was around that. It was a lot. They were saying, tell us what shit. Per pick your seat. That's what they were saying when you tell them you check out. Probably paid a little more than $800. That was around that.
It was a lot.
They were saying
tell us what shit.
Per ticket?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
That's not bad.
That's not bad then.
No, that ain't bad at all.
You better shut up.
What are you talking about?
I thought that was
per ticket.
$400?
Man, that ain't shit.
That's not that bad, Parks.
Man, it's been that going.
That sound like
what Diana Ross just charged
for every time in a
concert that my
mom was complaining
about.
You better pay that.
Yeah, right?
You better pay that
and hurry up.
Dog, they said
the Taylor Swift
shit got up to
17 bands.
You're talking
about 400.
Is she doing
Purple Rain?
Taylor Swift
don't have no
song that I'm
paying $17,000
to come see.
That you might not pay. Yeah, not you. I know. I'm aware. I'm paying $17,000 to come see.
That you might not pay.
Yeah, not you.
I know.
I'm aware.
I'm aware.
I'm aware.
Be my 17 bands.
You need
Mike,
Pham,
Prince.
You better come to the living room.
I need more than Taylor Swift
for 17 bands.
I need the whole band
in my living room.
What is he talking about?
Bring the speakers too. And I get to pick the set. I get to pick the set list in my living room. What are you talking about? Bring the speakers, too.
And I get to pick the set list.
Your own equipment.
Run that back.
Run it back.
I want to hear it again.
Bring the rose, too.
While you perform for 17 bands.
No, you got for 17 bands.
Bring the dude rose.
The dude rose.
Bring the daffodil.
Bring the cactus.
The dude rose.
That's crazy.
What the fuck you doing with a cactus?
Very good question.
There's no cactuses at Home Depot.
But you shouldn't fuck them.
There's no cactus.
No, you shouldn't fuck cactus.
So, never mind, man. We good. 17, man. but you shouldn't fuck him it's all cactus no you shouldn't fuck him so nevermind
we good
17 bands
yeah nah
I'm good
shit real bro
I think
I'm good
you talking about
5,000 for an album
1,000 for an album
to see me perform
all my greatest hits
she got a catalog
yeah but in the 5,000
I might pop up
to the living room
and give you a little.
Give you a little rose.
J. Cole did it for free.
Put a little golden ticket in that shit.
I was so mad he stole that idea.
I was going to definitely do it.
Do what?
Well, they just started popping up
in niggas' houses.
Word?
Yes.
Oh, that's dope.
No, he killed that shit.
That's dope.
Yeah, I'm going to give you
a little sneak peek of that album.
Nigga, you're in my house. I don't care what you play. Word. That's dope. Yeah, I'm going to give you a little sneak peek of that album. Nigga, you're in my house.
I don't care what you play.
Word.
That's dope.
After he did it, I couldn't do it.
Never.
Yeah, yeah, no.
Never happened.
Y'all neither.
I couldn't do it before he did it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, you like a girl.
Before he did it.
Yo, we can't even communicate because you're getting defensive, yo.
I hate y'all.
Why don't you talk like this, nigga, yo?
Oh, man, yo.
This guy's nuts.
Come on, what else we got up there?
Shortage on Adderall?
Who would know that, Finn?
America.
Mad people.
America would know it.
Every college everywhere would know it.
All the kids and the bad kids that they give to
you know
like when a kid's
like out of control
in the classroom
and shit
here take some of this
I thought
it was the opposite
oh I thought
they just sent them
to time out
that changed
oh no
they prescribed them
to time out
they can't wait
to prescribe your kids
time out is different
they want to give you
prescriptions
riddling
yeah same type
they can't wait
I thought it was
the opposite
I guess it was the opposite.
I guess it has different effects on... Yeah, if you're up, then it'll make you more focused.
And if you're...
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Would you do a pod on Adderall?
I've never touched Adderall in my life.
You get to talking.
I talk too much as is now.
Let them tell it.
I'm good.
I'll pass.
All right.
You?
I gotta buy the special Red Bull next time.
The Adderall Red Bull. The Blue Bull.
The Blue Bull.
You're stupid.
I've never done Adderall either.
Really?
I've done Adderall. You'll pod on it?
Sure. I don't like doing that
anymore though actually.
You don't Adderall anymore? Nobody else gets a word in edgewise. Yeah, word. Oh, it's like it? Sure. I don't like doing that anymore, though, actually. Don't Adderall anymore? Me neither.
Nobody else gets a word in edgewise.
Yeah, word.
Oh, it's like that?
Yeah.
Nah, I'm cool with it.
Should have you running.
Podcast be eight hours long.
You be focused, though.
Yeah, you be dead focused.
That's what I heard.
I want to talk with him just to go clean the house.
Oh, yeah.
1,000%.
They said they should like to limit this pill for real.
Your brain, your bankrupt Bank of America
Stupid yo
Nah niggas was saying
That shit really like
The Limitless pill
From the movie
Nah they say
They got another one out
But you also
While you're super focused
And we'll talk a lot
Like to someone
That's stone sober
Be like
You are out of control sir
Like you are just rambling
You're bouncing around. You're on
something, and you're sweating. Yeah, you're
sweating on the couch.
Just talking. And it's freezing in here.
Yeah, like,
you'll talk, you'll pie. My lips are dry,
dude. But it'll be,
like, I wouldn't be surprised if some of that
Kanye, the second drink champs,
if he was on an
Adderall type of situation.
Fact.
Like, the way that he's just bouncing around from thing to thing and, like, saying something poignant but then shifting immediately to something else.
Immediately to something else.
Like, that's some Adderall-ish.
That's Adderall-ish.
Adderall-ish, for sure.
Yeah.
So it's, because I heard it, that sounds like the opposite of what I've been hearing about it because they say it helps you focus.
But if you're bouncing like that, you're not really focused, are you?
It has different effects on different people
and different times.
You're focused.
It is focused.
It's focused, but if it's not focused focused,
then it will be focused on a million different things.
Or if you're creative.
He a creative and his brain got so much shit in there,
so he's on everything at one time.
And again, different drugs have different effects
on different people at different times.
And this podcast does not condone drug usage
if not prescribed by a...
A drug dealer.
A drug dealer.
Mr. Focus.
Nah, I'm cool.
I see what you did there.
I gotta hit my Adderall connect,
see how they doing.
They probably found something else.
You just checking on them?
I'm sure there's some other shit.
Yeah, I don't want that. I don't need them shit. you just checking on them sure there's some other shit yeah I don't want that
I don't need them shit
I seen me on them
we don't
we good
these idiots
fucking Corey
and whoever that was
in there
when we was on tour
driving through Utah
and I was on Adderall
and
I stopped to wash the car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Inside and out.
Myself.
He was driving and cleaning the dashboard.
We had to tell him to pull over because he was
cleaning the dashboard while driving. He's like,
yo, fam, let's stop and get gas
or something. Yo, people was in the car when you was cleaning?
Yeah. He was cleaning around?
While driving. No, he said I cleaned the
inside and the outside. Yeah, both. But he was cleaning the? While driving. No, he said, I cleaned the inside and the outside.
I said, yeah, both.
But he was cleaning the inside
while he was driving still.
They wouldn't let me vacuum it.
Your dog sits your ass down.
If you want to add a roll
and that car is dirty,
you're going to pull over
and find and clean it.
Oh, yeah.
You focus.
Anything your brain tell you to do,
you're going to do it.
Yeah.
Immediately. It's the best pro. I see, you going to do it. Yeah. Immediately.
It's the best pro.
I see why the college kids do it.
But if you don't have a task, you're going to be all over the place.
Then you're calling your ex.
Yeah.
900 times.
See, shit like that scared me, yo.
Don't worry.
I got that.
I'll fuck around and be successful with it.
I'll fuck around and be successful.
And then start popping them shits like Tic Tacs.
I'm good.
Yo, A's, I can't believe you wouldn't laugh at me that one part.
That wouldn't laugh at me that one part
after Invest Fest, yo. That's one of my
favorite moments from you. And
you got defensive on me and just yelled at me
and I clammed up. But it was really funny.
I don't even know what he talking about. When the nigga
at Invest Fest was like...
Don't you yell at me. What's your greatest
achievement? Greatest failure? No, what's your greatest achievement and greatest failure?
No, what was the question?
What was the question?
It wasn't greatest achievement and greatest failure.
Why are you spitting?
It was something like that.
It was something like that.
It was something like that.
That's not what happened.
What was the question?
We need BB guns up here, yo.
Tell us what the question was.
Like some good ones that ain't going to really fuck a nigga up.
Just like a.
Tell us what the question was and I'll take it away from there.
The dude said one of your biggest
regrets or failures.
One of your failures. I told him that
I'm a procrastinator
to the 10th power. So if I wasn't a procrastinator
I'd probably be 20, 30x
where I am now. But why you
don't find that as funny as me?
You don't think nothing about that?
Y'all don't think that's funny either?
That's like him just now saying,
that's why I thought of it.
If I took the Adderall,
I know I'd be uber successful.
No, I said if.
I didn't say that though.
I said, yo, if I took it
and it panned out to something good,
then I'm going to be addicted to it.
It might not be something good on the other it. But would you trade that? It might not be something good on the other end, though.
But would you trade that?
For?
If you took the Adderall.
It made you rich.
And it got rid of your.
Procrastination.
Pulsuality problems, your procrastination problems,
and you were super focused and started working,
and now you're just addicted to it.
Is that a trade that you take?
Or are you good not being addicted to it,
but not seeing the amount of success that you were?
It depended on what negatives came along with that, because everything is a trade-off.
But you know why that investment shit was so funny?
Because if you know that to be a fact, you would just stop procrastinating.
How come nobody thinks that's allowed?
No, but the procrastination is not something that you do willingly.
It's like a, I can't explain it.
It's like an addiction.
Yeah, kind of like an addiction.
No.
It's kind of like a habit.
It's a habit.
I don't want to say addiction.
I'm following you.
But it's like a habit.
So if you know...
You eat shitty food, right?
You might not be addicted to shitty food.
Because an addiction is something different.
I don't know that much about addiction,
but addiction is something different.
Just say my name, man.
Nah, we all eat shitty food from time to time.
So you know that you shouldn't be eating mad red meat
or you know that you shouldn't be eating mad candy
or you know that you shouldn't be drinking Red Bulls.
They are not good for you.
It's scientifically proven that they're not good for you.
We still put the shit in our body every day,
which is lunacy and insanity.
We still do it.
It's the same thing.
It's just a habit thing.
You know what I'm saying?
You eating shitty cookies
or milk
or whatever the fuck
has been proven
to not do your body any good,
we still do it.
I'm coming to InvestBest
next year.
I am.
I'm getting something
like shit off.
Shut your ass up, man.
I told
I mean
let's
I don't want no sauce
I can't
uh
uh
let's see
Spongebob
what that
Spongebob
I can't see what that
shit say over there
we gotta fix that
for the next one
go and buy this
little mini ass
white board
word
that shit
you was on a budget
shit no book nigga was on the budget.
Shit, notebook.
That nigga Alex took the car.
Man, buy the fucking big one.
That nigga went and bought the fucking notebook.
Your man Ben Simmons.
See?
It's him.
He procrastinating, yo.
He played good, though, the other day. They dissing the shit out of his ass over there in New Jersey.
They want him out.
Players, coaches, everybody want him out again.
In New Jersey?
Brooklyn.
Brooklyn.
Well, the Nets.
Wait, wait.
They lost me.
They've been over there for a decade now.
It's really the New Jersey Nets.
It's the New Jersey Nets.
It's the Jersey Nets, though, still.
But it's cool.
It's not.
It's all right.
See, they ain't take the Brooklyn like that.
Niggas call them Jersey Nets.
It's fine, though.
I don't know if Ben Simmons wants to play basketball.
I don't think he does.
I'm not learning anything new right now that Philly didn't already say.
So that's why.
No, you know why it was a little different?
Because for some of them years in Philly, he was successful.
You get what I'm saying?
Like some of them years in Philly, he looked as if he wanted to play ball.
Yeah.
He was competitive He was out there
And then he didn't
So that could've been
Something that
It was organizational
You get what I'm saying
Like y'all came out
I'm getting buckets
Now y'all piss me off
So now I'ma go over here
And say fuck y'all
Or
There's an or to that
What's the or
Could've been mental
It could've been
It could've been mental
Like we see that happen
Where
Your heart gets taken damn near,
and you doubt yourself.
And then you start to hear, and these are kids still.
They live on the internet.
You see all of the, every time I turn on ESPN, they clowning me,
and this channel's clowning me.
You got to go get Wendy from Billions.
That shit start piling up on top of you, and you'll doubt yourself.
That's what happened.
Or he was thriving in a system where they built around him,
and they didn't get the level of success that they wanted
with the him and Embiid matchup,
and then they wanted to switch it up a little bit,
and then he got disconnected.
But now once one team tag you lame,
the game is filed with a leader.
If one organization no longer thinks that we can build around you,
then your value just is stepped on now.
No, that's not true.
And now you're never the same.
Now they got one of them coming off the bench over there,
hey, just play defense over here, spot up,
and they just tell him they're not putting a ball in his hands,
and you wouldn't with Kevin Durant over there.
And Kyrie.
And Kyrie,
so you wouldn't do that.
When they was dissing
the shit out of James Harden,
he said,
all right, I got you.
Send me down here to Houston.
And that nigga lost
his fucking marbles in Houston.
He went crazy.
So it depends on
where your fight is.
You gotta have that dog in you.
Because some niggas be like,
word?
That's what you think of me?
Bet.
All right,
I'm gonna show you something.
And so some niggas, they rise to that occasion.
Everybody's response is different.
A lot of the younger niggas respond the other way.
Some of these young niggas got dog.
I'm just putting this on Ben Simmons.
Philly did a terrible job with the process.
They did a shit, a piss poor, shitty job with the process.
That was their slogan with the process that was their slogan
for
Markel Fultz
Ben Simmons
New Orleans Noel
Embiid is the win
but
you can't say that
there's some other
picks in there
I'm forgetting
because we're not
going to pull them up
Fultz is
that's
something different
right
but
y'all and them
let Tatum go three
for a time
Ben Simmons is a win for them
niggas traded up you get what I'm saying for a time Ben Simmons is a win for them
that's a win nigga was an all-star you know I'm saying like yo he was that was a win for them
until it wasn't so I'm saying that came fast no the wasn't was fast. No. Yeah, sure it was. He didn't play his rookie year.
Keep going.
The next however many years.
Two or three years, he went crazy.
See, no.
I don't see it that way.
Because they were waiting for, and I'm freestyling.
They were waiting for Embiid to get healthy as well.
They had years of that.
And Ben Simmons was making magic out there.
And then Embiid came and was making magic.
But once we see that for a few years,
and we keep getting bounced out the playoffs to teams we shouldn't lose to,
now we're going to switch this up.
Man, I'm telling you, when that series was against Atlanta,
and you had 5'7", Trae Young under there, or whatever tall he is,
and you passed that ball off instead of dunking it, we knew.
Everybody knew.
You don't even want to attempt it.
It was, you were done.
His first three years, he went crazy.
Excuse me.
His first three years, he went nuts, bro.
16-8-8, 17-9-8, 16-8-8.
Those are great numbers from a point guard perspective.
Sounds like the ball's in his hand. Indeed. 16, 8, and 8. Those are great numbers from a point guard perspective.
Sounds like the ball's in his hand.
Indeed.
So I'm just saying, when it stopped, it stopped.
So he, I don't know if, like to Ice's point,
I don't know if he mentally ever recovered.
I don't think he did. But if you're the Nets, you take that gamble
because you see what he could do,
and you put him with somebody that's ball-dominant as Kyrie,
he don't want to shoot.
Ben Simmons don't want to shoot. You put him with Kyrie who wants to shoot you put him with KD
who shoots the ball now you have a marriage made in heaven you got a six nine point guard that
dribbles the ball plays hell of five defense Kyrie is a smaller two guard we could effectively move
Kyrie to the two that makes sense in your story it's a match made in heaven but it's not a match
made in heaven if the 6'9 point guard
were not putting the ball in his hands. Indeed.
So you're not dribbling the ball, and Kyrie,
the person we want to dribble the ball, is unavailable
for the most part. No,
now. I'm just saying, but we all know.
But that's been his whole experience.
That's been his whole Nets experience.
Not knowing if Kyrie is in the lineup or not.
Ben. Yeah.
Them as a team, they haven't really gelled ever.
They barely played together.
They barely played.
They didn't play together.
Like I picked them to come out to East.
Like they barely played this year.
Even this year.
Nick's on a little two game road win streak.
So I'm going to shut up.
Who knew that?
Denver knew it.
And Utah knew it.
Oh.
They beat Denver?
And Utah. Let's go it. Did they beat Denver? And Utah.
Let's go with it.
See, look.
Hate.
Nah, nah, nah.
I don't do that to you and the Cowboys.
That's why I don't fuck with you.
You came in here this morning.
I do not do that to you and the Cowboys.
And that's why I don't fuck with you.
Moving right.
Yeah, I bet you at a point.
You better fucking move.
Because I don't.
You came in here Tuesday and said, yo, what you said?
Yo, we can't even hear you.
I didn't say nothing to you. I can't hear you if your team got more than two losses. Because I don't. You came in here Tuesday and said, yo, what you said? Yo, we can't even hear you. I didn't say nothing to you.
I can't hear you if your team got more than two losses.
Because I wasn't talking to you.
I know.
I'm talking to a nigga who team keep losing.
You got three losses.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
What y'all think about the, speaking of Cowboys, NFL shit, the NFL moving the Bills game to
Detroit?
Well, why did it work?
Because of snow.
How much snow are they supposed to get?
Six to eight feet.
Oh, that's too much.
You said what?
Six to eight feet.
That's too much.
Of snow.
Yeah, you got to move that.
Headed to Buffalo.
You got to move that.
It's fine.
Yeah, it has started.
They need to play the game.
A lot of money on the game.
A lot of money on the game.
So y'all take y'all asses to Detroit.
Yeah.
Take your asses anywhere. Even though I do like football in the snow. I like it in the snow. You A lot of money on the game. So y'all take y'all asses to Detroit. Yeah. Take y'all asses anywhere.
Even though I do like football in the snow.
I like it in the snow.
You can't.
You're six feet.
You can't play.
I like it in the snow.
You can't even play in two feet of snow.
I don't think.
I think they saw everybody over there betting under.
They said, no, we got to do something about this.
We're not letting that fly.
Nah.
We're not.
A call got put in.
Move this shit.
And what game is this?
The Bills who?
Browns.
Bills and Browns. That's a good game too. Damn move this shit and what game is this the Bills who Browns Bills and Browns
that's a good game too
damn that's a tough game
that's a really good game
that's a tough game
for the Bills to have to win
they have to win that game
that's a really good game
I wouldn't want to see
hey what's the Browns record
so I can see
they 50-50
we just smacked them around
they're not even close
I just want to know what it is
I got you
we just smacked them around
last week
listen to him we did we just smacked him around last week. Listen to him.
We did.
Yo, we just smacked him around.
We did.
Cowboys kicking themselves in the face right now. That wasn't even close.
Stupid asses.
Oh, shit.
The Eagles got Indomitian Sioux, too.
Yeah, it's a monster move.
The Eagles picked up Indomitian Sioux.
What the fuck is going on?
Yo, how they not playing?
Cleveland's 3-6.
They're not close to 500.
Yikes.
Same record as us.
So they stink. Yeah. Don't be tired with the Steel close to 500. Yikes. Same record as us. So they stink.
Yeah.
Don't be tired with the Steelers.
Yeah.
Good move.
How in the fuck?
Watch Odell go.
Yeah.
Yo.
They don't have room for Odell, right?
They don't.
I mean, you make room for Odell.
We've seen wilder things happen.
But, and he wouldn't have pressure to be the number one.
No.
He's a three.
He doesn't have pressure to be number number one. No, he's a three.
He doesn't have pressure to be number two.
And Dom again, Sue.
And the other dude.
Everquit.
They did that before the Giants.
Got to play them twice.
Oh, yeah.
And we'll be coming here talking about three losses real soon.
I don't know about that.
Maybe four.
They got to show me.
They from Missouri.
They got to show me that. to show me story is it right around and even and even if they uh win those games like the giants front four
you got to deal with them you have to deal with them dexter lawrence all of them the new
the young kid tibido i mean yeah tibido yeah all right you got to deal with them you do keep going
they can get dealt with They can get dealt with.
They can get dealt with.
And I would watch it.
What the fuck you talking about?
And I would watch it.
Yo, am I talking to...
I'm not talking to somebody who...
I'm not an ego.
I tell the truth, yo.
I'm not talking to somebody
who defense allowed 31 points in a loss.
So?
Yo, don't talk to me no more.
Anyway, moving right along
fa la la la la la
fa la la la la la
that's a fucking
nutcase
before we go
any further
I do want to
spend a second on
I want to say
rest in peace
to Shankuelo Robinson
that's the young lady
that took that trip
with her friends
they said she
overdosed
they said she died
from alcohol poisoning
which is overdose
then video was released of her getting into a fight
getting brutally beat up
by what appeared to be a
cisgendered woman
but it was not
that was
a transgender woman
and they beat the brakes off that young lady
the feds are involved in the case now.
The background.
So I want to wait until more information is revealed,
but it's a horrible, horrible story,
reminiscent for me of the young man that was rolled up in the gym mat
at his school and tossed under the bleachers,
reminiscent of that other young lady that went on that trip
with all the white friends and died.
No, it was at their house.
Yeah, it was at their house.
But some of the information has been revealed with the Mexican thing.
She had an autopsy done.
She had a broken spine.
Wow.
And a broken neck.
They also said that one report that I saw said that she had zero alcohol in her system.
I saw another one that said that she had alcohol in her system, but not enough to have poisoned her.
Alcohol poisoning is a lot.
You take a lot of alcohol.
That ain't a couple shots.
You get what I'm saying?
The crazy part with that is They got on a plane
She went there with four people
They got on a plane
Left her in Mexico
And then her quote unquote best friend
Went to her mother's crib
Took her bags
To her mother's crib
But she in Mexico
Took her bags and her stuff
To her mother's crib
And stayed there for a couple days with the moms.
That is insane.
That's some sick shit.
Nuts.
And this is like, what's your name?
Gabby?
Gabby Petito?
Yeah.
Who moved cross country with her boyfriend.
Oh, yeah.
This is just yeah I really hope
that some resolve
yeah
comes from this
it brings me to
Sandra Bland
it just brings me to
the crazy shit is
just like what Ice
just showed us off mic
yo
if you did these things
right
let's just say some foul play
we gonna assume
it was foul play
uh huh
right
because she didn't die
of a
natural causes or anything
yeah
she had a broken neck
and a broken back
yeah who what dummy in this fucking generation right? Because she didn't die of a natural causes or anything. She had a broken neck and a broken back.
What dummy in this fucking generation releases
the video? Two people were
videoing it because the person that
was videoing it
had another person standing next to them videoing
it too. And the dude in the video
was like, damn girl, you ain't gonna fight
back? And she was like, no.
While she just keeps getting pummeled.
Who releases that video, dog?
This generation is nuts.
I saw them talking about proposing a phone down law that holds someone liable if they film with their phone while someone is dying.
That could get tricky, though.
It gets tricky because now when the police do some bullshit.
George Floyd.
You could start being held liable.
You get what I'm saying?
That might be part of it.
But they've been doing that.
No, I'm talking about.
The person that recorded George Floyd's murder got time.
Yeah, he did.
Wait, what?
For that?
Yes.
For recording it?
Yes.
You lying.
I am not.
Let's Google it to be factually correct.
But yeah, they did time.
I know the police.
Who could you be charged with?
I know the police starts taking aim at the recorder,
like they did with Eric Garner when he got choked.
The dude, they was raiding his crib and all that shit.
They locked him up.
Eric Garner's the one I'm thinking about.
Yeah, that might be who you're talking about.
That's who I'm thinking about
oh yeah not George Floyd
yeah the police
that was retaliation
but that was retaliation
not like a legal charge
you put on you
no they started raiding
he was a hustler I think
and they started raiding
the shit
like they knew he was
so they started targeting you
but I think what Park said
it's a slippery slope
because now
if you record some police
misconduct
it's a charge now for you to record it.
Right.
As opposed to, you know what I mean?
But I just think it's distasteful
when you record some real, real ignorant shit
and you put it out.
The girl has passed away
and somebody put a video out of her getting beat up.
That shit, if she was getting beat up, beat up.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was bad.
You want to say rest in peace to her?
Absolutely.
And her family and like, yo.
We also want to say rest in peace to her. And her family and like, yo. We also want to say rest in peace to B. Smith,
who died of a rare lung disease at the young age of 28 years old.
I want to say that B. Smith performed when we did our podcast running Houston.
He came out, I want to say, because I was hype.
He was dope, man.
Yeah, I'm going to play a little.
Low P. Smith in memory of, man.
Sad, hearts are heavy today.
I need a ride.
Hey.
To go down and slide up I hope you can handle a stick shift, babe
Cause you gotta drive it
Girl, you try to fight it
And I'm all up inside it
Shittin' the gears on my stick shift, babe
You got me excited.
Preston's family, fans, loved ones.
I bet you ride so good.
Yeah.
Ayy.
Oh, let me bang it.
Oh, let me bang it out.
Oh, let me bang it.
Oh, let me bang it out.
I bet you ride so good.
Oh, let me bang it. oh, let me bang it out
Oh, let me bang it, oh, let me bang it real
There's too many reasons
Actually, you know what?
It's my sleeper for the day, B. Smith, Too Many Reasons
Rest in peace, B. Smith
I love you, yo
Thank you
Tell your mama I ain't coming
Christmas or holidays
Baby, she mad at you
Cause you fucked up the place
Yeah, you stat, ass fat
But you know that don't change
Something on, something wrong
Swear to God that bitch crazy
The shit I done witnessed
Fuckin' these bitches
I swear y'all don't know
And you ain't no different
If you gon' play victim
Fuck it, I hate you
This time I mean it
Last time you hit me
That test got deleted
I said fuck it, I hate, but you don't believe me
Why do I hate you, damn it's just too many reasons
If I named everything you did wrong This shit would take way too long
If I said everything you did wrong This shit will play all night long
Why you can't just be happy?
All you had to do was chill
Look at you, I made you famous
You done came up for real
Heard what you saying
Like I don't know your business
Your friend tried to fuck me
And she told me you creeping
This shit I done witnessed
Fuckin' these bitches I swear y'all don't know
And you ain't no different If you gon' play victim
Fuck it, I hate you This time I mean it
The last time you hit me That text got deleted
Fuck it, I hate you, you don't believe me
Why do I hate you, baby, it's just too many reasons
If I named everything you did wrong
This shit would take way too long
If I said everything you did wrong
This shit would play all night long
Play way too long
Too many reasons
Fuck it, I hate you
This time I mean it
Last time you hit me That text got deleted Fuck it, I hate you This time I mean it Last time you hit me
That test got deleted
Fuck it, I hate you
You don't believe me
It's an old slap from my guy B. Smith
Too many reasons
Record is called Too Many Reasons
B. Smith, rest in peace
We love you
We miss you
And I just can't thank you enough, man
I appreciate you
Please, please I'ma play something off this Roddy Ricch album.
Okay.
This is Twin featuring Dirk.
Roddy Ricch supposed to come up here next week.
No way.
He's supposed to because you never know.. That's my twin. No worries. Twin. That's my twin.
Say supposed to because you never know.
Yeah, yeah.
You know how that go.
Mm-hmm.
Twin.
That's my twin.
That's my twin.
That's my twin.
GLE.
GLE.
Matching bins.
Matching bins.
In my tent.
In my tent.
5%.
5%.
Fuck around.
Fuck around.
Pay your rent.
Pay your rent. Tamia, Tamera, we draped down in carats. I flew out to London, the blowback ain't Harris
I shut down the currency exchange Across the street from my hotel
Bought every fragrance you can see So when I walk by you can smell
Call up Durkio, I need an Evo Twin in this bitch
Twenties, fifties, hunts, I barely see some tens in this bitch
All it take, all I know
Front row, fashion show
Balenciaga, the Paris way
Kim K, better get back with Ye
Ayy, twin, that's my twin
GLE, matching bins
And my tent, 5%
Fuck around, pay your rent Ay ayy, twin That's my twin
GLE Matching bins
And my tent 5%
Fuck around Pay your rent
I called a jet ride to the trenches, fucked around and popped a tin
I couldn't really pop my shit, I had to get back for my twin
Saint Frisch ID, Tilly Frigo, Axe's bitch, I sent them 10
Me and Diski shared a room, a double bed and jury in
Ask your favorite rapper why he go to him, his jury dims
Ain't no proper call to stay their roles, worse than the Knicks
When you tell a nigga no, that treat you worse than a bitch
Put my twin to beat your ass, but do you worse than with a stick?
We not men, it's just society, killers gabaratti
I done said some shit that's super deep, I got anxiety
If you not my twin or my friend, can't get my addy
Go and ask my aunts, belt her ass, I'm they daddy
Twin, that's my twin, GLE, matching bins
And my tent, 5%, fuck around, pay your rent
Twin, that's my twin GLE matching bands and my tent
five percent fuck around pay your rent
that is twin Roddy Ricch featuring Lil Durk
off of that Feed the Streets 3.
All right, Roddy.
Yeah, that sounded like the Roddy we like.
Yeah, he's back to, you know,
what made people a fan of him.
No doubt.
There's a lot I don't know.
No doubt.
I'm playing some of his Davies
and Buddha and Granz
and DJ Drama Tape.
This is Rules.
Shout out to Cuz as well.
Don't nobody talk to me directly.
You understand?
You got business with me. You talk to Huey. Huey, you talk to me. You got it? I like it. Damn it, never on the phone. Shout out to Cuzz as well Live by it
Rule number one, never shit where you eat at
Rule number two, keep it private, don't let them see that
Shooter, they was spilling on our nuts, hard to believe that
Yo Buddha, I don't really give a fuck about no B-bomb
Rule number three, don't talk filthy, it ain't on WhatsApp
Sick of niggas screaming marathon, they ain't ran one lap
Rule number four, don't have a maximum where you gonna
Rule number five, it ain't pressure, then you don't want that
Rule number six, keep the family and all the kids straight
Rule number seven, keep your distance from niggas that did hate
Rule eight, come with a flow like 50 that made Ja Rule wait
Nobody yelling all over this shit, this ain't no clue tape
Rule number nine, if in Miami, we eat at Prime
Them niggas ain't puttin' no pain, which you ain't owed a dime
The nigga that created the Rolex don't know this time
Rule number ten, shout on these niggas till they go blind
Biggie had commandments, I got rules
Pay attention, show you how to move
Ain't nothing you can do to ever get me out this mood
It's hard to stop a nigga that's determined not to lose
Decided not to snooze, now we pop a lot of booze
We keep the grass cut to keep the snakes about this loot
Me plus two bad bitches out this coupe look like a group
Like how you gon' blame us?
Gettin' this paper is all we knew
Rule number 11, before a chain go get a weapon Bitches out this coupe look like a group Like how you gon' blame us? Gettin' his paper is all we knew
Rule number eleven, before chain go get a weapon
Rule number twelve, before you buy learn how to sell
We don't come from wishing, throwin' no pennies in the well
Nah, we come from reeking cognac, cause that Henny got a smell
Rule number thirteen, make sure your shirt clean
I learned that from my grandma on them Sundays doing her church thing
Rule number fourteen, always avoid the court scene
Always got water on your neck, but you dirty, go get some chlorine
Rule number 15, can't believe what a bitch seen
Rule 16, can't play both sides, we gotta pick teams
Rule 17, come out with some shit that they never seen
Rule 18, 19 and 20, they might never read
Biggie had commandments, I got rules
Pay attention, show you how to move
Ain't nothing you can do to ever get me off this move
It's hard to stop a nigga that's determined not to lose
Decided not to snooze, now we pop a lot of booze
We keep the grass cut, keep the snakes about this loop
Me plus two bad bitches out this coop, look like a group
Like how you gonna blame us, paper, it's all we knew
And it's Booker David
As rules, Davey's, Buddha, and Grant's, and DJ Drum
Booker David is out now, it's a dope project
Check it out
It's what you playin' for us today
Artist is Cherry 22, and the song is Sacrifice.
All right.
We're going to play Cherry 22 whole EP on this part.
That shit is fire.
I don't care.
Play all that shit. I was born to be a hero I was born to be a hero I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero
I was born to be a hero I was born in a city
Where the winter nights don't ever sleep
So this life is always with me
The ice inside my veins will never bleed This life is always with me
The ice inside my veins will never bleed
Is this old or new from her?
No
Huh? Nope
Nope
Yeah, she's just kidding
She put a Lucy out already. I sacrifice your love for more of the night
I try to put up a fight
Can't tie me down
I don't wanna sacrifice for your love
I've tried, I don't wanna sacrifice
But I love my time My time
I'll hold you through the toughest parts When you feel like it's the end
Life is still worth living Life is still worth living
I can break you down and pick you up
Like we are friends Don't be catching feelings
Don't be catching feelings Cause I sacrifice
Your love for more of the night I tried to put up a fight
Can't tie me down
I don't wanna sacrifice
For your love
I've tried
I don't wanna sacrifice For your love I've tried
I don't wanna sacrifice
But I love my time
I love you, daddy. I love you, daddy.
A Sacrifice by Cherry22.
That was beautiful.
Yeah, voice. She don't seem to be slowing 22. That was beautiful. Yeah. Voice.
Crazy.
She don't seem to be slowing up.
She's great.
I didn't know the Coco Jones girl.
That's the girl from Will Smith in the show.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they're coming back.
She was on some other shit too.
Season two will be February.
That's dope.
That's a good show.
Of Valera
oh good I can't wait
to see that
yeah
alright man
we outta here
I need a ride
to do what
to go down and slaughter
alright man
I hope you can handle
this was cool
I got some oxtail on the way.
Rice and peas, cabbage.
You niggas got some PF Changs, some shit coming?
Sweet and sour chicken?
Some little Mongolian beef.
Little dumplings?
I ain't as mad at PF Changs as I used to be.
Shit's all right.
Shit's all right, man.
They changed some shit over there.
They changed. It must be the sun running in there. I don't know, something's going on.
Must be the sun.
Must be.
Lil P.
Lil P running.
Something's going on over there.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Au revoir.
Hasta la vista. All of that. Also, now more than ever, derchi, au revoir, hasta la vista All of that also
Now more than ever
Remember life is a series of moments
And moments pass
You're not entitled to none of this shit
Every day above ground is a good one
Talk
Not dead ass
Not real
Shadowlights can keep you tuned
We'll be back, man
Same time, same place, Wednesday
Remember the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
The closed-minded women want you to teach them things
And the b**** that you have no relationship with at all will expect a Christmas gift
You better be prepared, you better be prepared
It's gonna be a shocker when it happens
It goes
I bet you ride so good
I bet you ride
Yeah
Woah
Oh let me bang it, oh let me bang it out
Oh let me bang it, oh let me bang it out Oh let me bang it, oh let me bang it out
I bet you ride so good
Again, rest in peace, B. Smith, rest in peace, Jaqueline Robinson
Oh let me bang it, oh let me bang it out
I get those goosebumps every time, you hit me from behind
The way we bump and grind You let it weigh
I grind on that
I grind on that
Climb on that deep
Slide on that deep
Big titties in the front
See ass in the back
Throw it like a pitcher, baby
Hit it with your backpack
I be on that freak shit
Bustin' for no reason
I need somebody
To go down and
slut up
Any fun plans
this weekend,
gentlemen?
Booed up all weekend.
Baby free and
booed up.
Same, I'm booed up
with my baby.
Studio.
Studio.
Christmas album
coming.
They could get
one Grammy nom
one of them.
I mean, we can't
let up.
We can't do weekends
in the studio.
We ain't letting up.
Mariah coming with Chris Brown? Nah. We ain't letting up. We can't do weekends in the studio. Mariah ain't going to be in it. We ain't letting up. Huh? Mariah coming with Chris Brown?
Nah.
We ain't letting up.
Nah, it's we.
Nah, man.
It's always we.
What you doing?
Nothing.
Got it.
All right.
All right.
Y'all hold it down, man
Everybody have an enjoyable weekend
Be safe
Head on a swivel, man
And let's all make it back home
Yes
Most important
Even you Redditors out there
Y'all make it home, too
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