The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 580 | "Ghost Decorer"
Episode Date: November 23, 2022The JBP kicks things off with a hip-hop debate that pits Ish & Ice vs. Joe & Parks. The guys then talk about what they do when refurnishing their homes and what areas they struggle with (20:50). In re...cent news, the AMA’s canceled Chris Brown’s Michael Jackson Thriller tribute (36:20), Meek Mill reveals he didn’t know how much money he made off of “Going Bad” with Drake despite his label saying the song made $24 million (1:03:57). Latto had 130 unreleased songs leak (1:22:30), Part of the Show returns (1:41:25), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Samaria - “Stuck” Ice | Gucci Mane - “Letter To Takeoff” Parks | Ab-Soul - “Hollandaise” Ish | SABRI - “Broken Promises”
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This fucking Michael. How about that?
Why though? We need to collectively
and that's my point about
the Newark Brotherhood.
I don't have
a brotherhood. You do have a Newark
Brotherhood. That's a fact.
How do I have a Newark Brotherhood?
We lying? Wait, no, no, no.
We don't. Y'all
have to be able to listen to outsiders.
True. Parks and I are telling
you, Ice, that you
have a Newark brotherhood
with Issh. That's not true.
You got shit on it?
Or it's supposed to be like that?
Yeah, I just came outside dirty, yo.
Looked like you leaned up against a pole or something, man. A couple different paint outside dirty, yo. You know what I'm saying? I couldn't. Looked like you leaned up against a pole or something, man.
A couple different paint colors and all that.
You know what I'm saying?
Something light.
Got the salt and pepper hoodie and the salt and pepper beard.
Oh, yeah.
Silver Fox is out, huh?
Silver Fox season.
Out.
Out.
They like that?
No.
I mean, I don't know what they like.
I'm in a committed relationship.
I am out of touch as to what they like. They like that. No, I mean, I don't know what they like. I'm in a committed relationship. I am out of touch as to what they like.
They like that.
They haven't been liking me recently.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm great.
I'm not looking to be a victim here.
I'm not looking to be a victim.
But the card is under review.
Why we can't collectively take Ish's hip hop card. Audience, that's our question. That's the start is under review. Why we can't collectively take Isha's hip-hop card?
Audience, that's our question.
That's the start of our pot.
Because he was there when Melly Mel dropped a message.
I certainly was around.
Ice.
Because I don't.
And it's your fault, Ice.
How?
I would love for somebody to explain this to me.
Yeah, it's not Ice's fault.
I don't agree with a bunch of Ice shit on you.
I'm about to say, y'all tried to take my hip-hop card.
We have never tried to take Ice's. No, we did. The infamous shit. Ice don't agree with a bunch of ice shit on you. Y'all tried to take my hip hop card. We have never tried to take
ice shit. No, we did. The infamous shit.
His shit was under review for never hearing the infamous.
No, no, no. Y'all keep, nobody
said I never heard it. You know how when you go to the
clubs, right, and
there's wristband identification?
Ice has a wristband
to, he's
19 and up. He can get a drink or something.
But you can't drink at 19. That's not the age. 19 and up he can get a drink or something but you can't drink at 19 that's not the age 21 and up but he can't go rent a car like he could talk about this new age you could rent a
new age shit that's going on you cannot rent a car at 21 i'm not that old no you're not
i thought it was 25 it's not it's not 20 oh and the majors you gotta be 25 we don't mind real
life you need to be 25 years We talking about in real life.
You need to be 25 years old, okay, buddy?
Not talking about your Newark shit.
Look, look, look, look.
Look.
Just that fast.
I was just telling you what you can do.
So you know about this New Age shit.
He does.
Ish is a dinosaur.
It's supposed to be you to say, yo, Ish.
Wrong, buddy.
I don't really comment.
Didn't I say that?
To the point that he did. But all of his comments. Actually, buddy. I don't really comment. Didn't I say that? To the point that-
But all of his comments.
Actually, it's that couch.
You're right, Parks.
Parks is right.
It's that couch.
It's that couch.
Okay.
Yo, y'all really want to have this?
Yes.
Why?
Y'all two don't.
I don't.
Y'all two don't.
You're right, I don't.
I do.
I can.
I can.
Oh, please.
All right, so listen.
The floor is yours.
If somebody's opinion-
Should Ice have never heard Mobb Deep's Infamous album?
Who said Ice never heard it, though?
No, he heard it.
He just don't know it.
That's what I keep telling y'all.
Just because it's not one of my favorite projects-
Did you fail the SAT?
That was a 300-point question.
Oh, well.
That was a 500-point question.
I wasn't applying over there no way.
This fool said you.
That's why you spelled your name wrong.
You failed the SAT.
You spelled your name wrong on the Hip Hop SAT.
I don't like Infamous. There's a few more of those albums. That you don't like it? Yes. That name wrong. You spelled the S-A-T. You spelled your name wrong on the Hip Hop SN2. I don't like Infamous.
There's a few more of those albums.
That you don't like it?
Yes.
That's sick.
Yes.
I didn't know you didn't like it.
I don't like it.
Not that it's a bad album.
It's just not.
It doesn't do nothing for me.
I don't like it.
A thousand points off the Hip Hop SN2.
Whatever.
I thought you ain't know it like that.
I ain't know you ain't like it.
That's why I don't know it.
That's why I don't know it.
EPMD was another one for Ice.
Yeah, I'm cool.
That's crazy. No EPMD?
So timeout.
You negative 5,000 points on the Hip Hop Fest.
I want to stay right here. I love it though.
Dog. So Ice is, to be honest now, you about to spark something. When you take Ice's new hip hop-
Will we be able to pod through it? Yeah. When you take Ice's new hip hop... Will we be able to pod through it?
Yeah.
When you take Ice's new hip hop...
Knowledge.
Acumen.
With my old hip hop acumen,
we might wash you niggas up.
And y'all both in hip hop business.
Ice, you support him in this?
North Brotherhood. No, listen. I don't know none of that North Brotherhood. Do you support him in this? North Brotherhood.
No, listen.
I don't know none of that new shit.
Do you support him in this?
I don't know none of that new shit.
That couch does not wipe.
From the 90s back?
In nothing.
You hard press.
No.
Yes, you are.
And whether you want to, we only, yes, you are.
From the 90-somethingss back the early 2000s
back you hard press if you are unable to learn on the job then how will you improve you're off in
this tank learn on the job you and ice get washed by parks and me and anything we gotta set up a
jeopardy hip-hop any music anything we gotta set up a hip-y, hip-hop Jeopardy. In any music, anything. We got to set up a hip-hop Jeopardy.
In any music.
And I've never claimed to be well-versed in none of this.
All right, so let me get you all the boxes that this couch misses.
Let's see.
We had EPMD.
We don't miss that box.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We had Mop D.
No, no, no.
We don't miss that box.
We don't mix that box.
Nigga, I was outside.
I was outside.
Both of us check these boxes okay so we talking about
collective boxes keep going you niggas are trash you keep going you don't miss that box somehow i
was trying to get ish's hip-hop card taken and now both of y'all is under review no it's not
with these wild ass collectively i might be rolling with you you bugging you and i'll tell
you why i could tell you why real quick i can tell you why real quick. You're bugging, yo. I can tell you why real quick without going into detail.
Tell your audience of millions.
Don't tell me.
Tell them.
Tell them.
You said something is for me to do.
Because why?
Y'all don't know it.
He got a lot of shit that y'all ain't going to be familiar with.
I mean, that's true.
That's true.
He has a bunch of shit that y'all won't sell.
A bunch of shit from that?
Y'all don't know? That is true. And that's a box that only I will check. It ain't too mean, that's true. He has a bunch of shit that y'all won't feel. A bunch of shit from that? Y'all don't know.
That is true.
And that's the box
that only I would check.
It ain't too many of them, boo.
It's a lot of that.
It is not.
That is where you are.
No, it is not.
That is where you are.
No, it is not.
Get out your New York bias.
Get out your old hip-hop bias.
It's a lot of that shit
that you won't listen to
and you don't know.
He's right.
He's not.
A lot of it.
Parks, is he right?
He's not.
He's right about his genre.
He's gonna crack your ass
with that Midwest shit. He is right about Lil Crunch and He's going to crack your ass with that Midwest shit.
He is right about Lil Crunch and Munch and Nummies.
You can make the jokes all you want.
That's part of it.
That's the problem.
That's the problem right there.
But this is the difference.
I'm glad you brought it here.
This is the difference between you and I.
I don't instinctually go purchase Spottum Gottum.
Come on, let's have an honest part here.
I don't naturally
run to that.
Got you. Nor do I. However,
when it hits my
realm, I
go catch up on what I missed.
Okay. You, when it comes
to Mobb Deep,
G-Rap,
all of them, you
don't do the same
Right
Also in my hip hop
Hold up a second
Why
Why
Let me land
Hold up a second
Let me land
Hold on
But let me land first
When does that hit my realm
But if you let me land first
When does that hit my realm
Then you can reply to
All of it
But what'd you say
When does that
Hit my realm
How's that relevant
You just said
When the bottom gothams
And all of that
Hits your realm You go look You didnottum goddums and all of that hits your realm,
you go look.
You didn't let me finish.
Where am I
where that hits
so I have to go research?
The second part
to my point
that you will not let me land
is no matter how I feel
about spottum goddum,
when I go out
and everybody start doing
this little stupid shit,
this,
hey, hey,
I respect it. Okay. I don't tap everybody on the shoulder and say, yo, dog, why y'all doing this little stupid shit. Hey, hey. I respect it.
Okay.
I don't tap everybody
on the shoulder
and say,
yo, dog,
why y'all doing this?
Okay.
When everybody was
in the strip club
freezing doing
the mannequin challenge,
I was moving around,
but I didn't try
to stop them.
Okay.
You and others
of your,
what are you,
Generation Z?
You a Z-er?
No.
Come on, come on.
What are you? Others of your, what are you, Generation Z? You a Z-er? No. Come on, come on. What are you?
But others of your ilk, y'all seem to lack a certain respect.
We get back to the academics conversation.
For shit that you didn't necessarily care for.
So you lose sight of the impact it had.
Joe, hold on, hold on.
Please, because I'm introing my pod in two seconds.
Any of the mob deep hits come on.
I don't even argue music with niggas like y'all.
Any of the mob deep hits come on when Rock On is DJing and he do the 90 set, I know him.
I don't know the deep album cuts.
Because you was getting robbed to him.
I wasn't.
I know the song that was on when I was getting robbed to him.
I wasn't, though.
That shit is traumatic, right?
I wasn't, though. It's is traumatic, right? I wasn't, though.
It's trauma with that.
It's not.
And you just came to this appreciation, quote unquote, for new shit.
You used to call these niggas little fuckity fucks.
You used to disrespect these boys at will.
You just call them boys.
Come on.
That's what you're doing.
You used to disrespect these guys at will. I used to lack of respect. Let me give you a chance. That's what I said. You used to disrespect These guys at will
I used to lack of respect
You never gave them a chance
That's what I said
I used to lack of respect
True
There was millions of albums sold
I earned the respect
And you were still shitting on them
Okay
What does that mean?
You were still shitting on them
I earned
That means that they
I earned and learned
A respect
That's part of my maturation
That is true
It's part of me aging
Growing up in this thing
That's true
Right?
So I'm just saying the same thing About I ain't saying nothing to ice that i ain't said to my son
but i pulled the car over when he didn't know cypress hill should he have known cypress hill
no yes no he wasn't born but he's a hip-hop head that still it takes somebody to actually dig in
to say hey this is important true and if you don't recognize it's important now,
you might need it later.
True.
That's all.
I agree.
Yo, you 21 and from Jersey?
Hey, this is who Redman is.
Hey, this is what Naughty by Nature meant to New Jersey.
Anytime I bring up Tretch on the pod,
niggas from other parts in the world,
they get to laughing.
This is out of touch, nigga, talking about Tretch.
No, it's that I'm from New Jersey.
No, nigga, but... So, I but so i know he was not he was jersey yeah naughty was international
naughty was they had hits naughty was the reason why they can still tour internationally yeah i
know but when you're talking about people 30 years later some people just might not they don't know
naughty's global naughty they don't know so they like oh nobody by nature No, nigga. Trench is Trench. Yeah
And he'll beat you up
There's a combination of things why I really was why you respect
Yeah
Same shit to me. I'm from Jersey to nigga
I don't know stomping through them all on streets. What street where now?
Lying to my new York New York guys
I could but they don't know how to play along with lies.
They don't know how to make a lie fun.
They don't know how to make a lie fun.
They just want to insert truth immediately.
No, you wasn't.
Damn, all right.
Kill the joke then.
Kill the joke then.
Do your intro.
No, you do your.
Come on, do it.
Time for some action.
Come on, do it.
Oh.
That came right on in.
That wasn't good.
No?
So pull your little Android out.
I'm saying yes.
Pull your little Android out and pull it out.
Come on, welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome all.
You know what I mean?
Yo, it's the holiday season.
Niggas is broke.
Niggas is broke.
Pockets are tapped.
And I'll get vulnerable here for a minute.
I caught one of you little niggas on my ring camera fucking with my car.
Oh, man.
A young person?
Pulling the handle.
I mean, I don't want to get my imagination to go on
because I'm a nigga.
So I had to be talked into.
All right, he fucking with my car.
My car's in my driveway.
But anyway, point of the story is, I'm a.
Let me just be perfectly clear. Yo, cut that out. Cut that out. Yo, you stupid.
Leg, pelvic, something. Something somewhere's going to happen.
That hurt too. 3.30 in the morning. 3.30 in the morning.
I wake up, pick up the little. My shit start ringing.
That's odd.
All right.
That's low.
The nigga at the door.
Oh, man.
Went and grabbed a knife so fast.
Knife.
Grabbed the baseball bat and some old school shit.
He wasn't there when I got down there.
I went three houses up.
You were looking for the nigga.
You fucking right I went looking for him.
This is how I know black people sick. Then I went in houses up. You were looking for the nigga. You fucking right I went looking for him. This is how I know black people sick.
Then I went in the house.
And the next three days, guess who I was waiting for to come back?
Guess who I was waiting for?
I'm going to sleep right here in the foyer.
Man, I ain't get a ring notification.
Nigga, get your ass back here.
See, then I got mad.
Nigga, is what really did that?
Parked right across and
nigga sleep right in the foyer.
Yup.
Yeah, come on.
Come on back.
Sleep in the car, man.
No, that's a baby.
That's comfortable.
Too much to lose, yo.
You know how many movies
I've seen?
I'm shooting through the door,
nigga.
Shooting through the door,
I ain't got answers.
Huh?
Yo.
I had a trick for them.
Come on back over here.
I had the little homie sitting right across the street.
So then I got mad when he didn't come back.
And then I was mad that I didn't hit
the little talk button and tell him,
hey, I'm a c***.
Hey,
nigga, stay right there for
two seconds. I'll be
right there.
We can talk about whatever you're here for.
But, after all the emotions
pass, what
it brings to light. Boys are fools.
Honestly, what it brings to light is
what we preach all the time.
We preach it all the time here. So, I mean,
none of us are exempt, and that
shit could land at your door. For sure.
At any second. I've been through it. Keep the shit could land at your door. For sure. At any second.
I've been through it.
Keep the door, keep the house door locked, car doors locked, head on a swivel, awareness rates up.
It is crime season.
Yes, it is.
It's crime season.
Hey, criminals have kids, too.
True.
They kids want presents, too.
That's true.
That is true.
No, that's real. Especially as a. That's true. That's real.
Especially as a man.
You got to go get it.
Your pride start getting
challenged.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
So, yeah, I just wanted to
start off with a little word.
A little word.
Shout out to the criminals
out there, man.
Y'all niggas doing
what y'all got to do.
Stay away from me, though.
Yeah.
Stay away from me.
I don't want no problems.
You friends with us.
Not all of us. You don't want no problems. You friends with us. Not all of us.
You don't want no problems.
You know what I mean?
I'm a boy, I'm a boy.
I'm a boy.
That's nice.
You know what I mean?
You woke up a Sunday morning or something with this.
You're going to hear this on the holidays if your parents real.
I'm a boy, I'm a boy.
You know what I mean?
If your parents is real, you might wake up Thursday,
Thanksgiving, hear something like this.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, I mean, so grateful to be here today.
So thankful.
Thank God.
Thank a higher power.
Thank whoever Corey thinks.
He probably thinks it's just him.
It's the universe.
The line is coming around the block.
Ladies still coming in. Ladies ladies still coming in ladies are still coming in hey now don't worry I'm
gonna hit the crossfader so we can sing it like a family Listeners, other podcasters and creators out there, happy relationships.
If you over 35, let me hear you.
Hey.
Yeah, I mean, sometimes I get deep in that bag.
I get deep in that bag sometimes.
Some of y'all got a few DJ verified playlists in your phone still It's cool
It's fine, man, let me get deep in my bag, man
Something show these niggas why I be who I be
Let me show these niggas why I be who I be right there
Y'all may sit back, just vibe, catch a vibe-ish
Come on, this old nigga groove right here come on
it's fine yo some of y'all have no idea what's going on you just here to enjoy a good podcast
if i was a rapper you are a rapper you are a rapper you are a rapper
hey some of y'all know what i used to do i'd add a 32 right in the front of this
hey I see the ladies out there catching a groove with me right quick shout out to the clubs that had dance floors in the back in the day they got
rid of that shit
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
Look, the truck drivers turned the volume up on the pod
Hold up, truck drivers out there turning it up
Redditor niggas hitting Shazam right now
I see the Reddit niggas on Shazam
Shout out to y'all
I was in that Reddit talk for a minute
Ayy
Uh-oh
Ah, nah
We feeling good out here.
Let me get ready, man.
I don't know if in my heart it's too late to say goodbye now.
There's a place in me that belongs to you, baby.
So relax and be mine.
Now that love's taken over. I killed my little amps that other day, I did, I be gone crazy
Mic check, one, two, one, two, let it go That love's time is over Takes a lot of concentration
To get the coffee out the sippy cup
Without spilling it
On the white couch
With the white fit on Yeah sippy cup without spilling it on the white couch with
the white fit on yeah i'm bad with spilling shit mic check one two one two one two one two one two
thankful to all y'all for being here youtubers y'all know the vibes shout out to my amazing co-host
who none of this is possible without shout out to to Corey, who's just here, Corey.
Erickson is in the back.
Lowly, sorry.
Camouflage, camouflage pants, Travis Scott,
brown J's that I've never seen.
I love when the staff is doing great.
Look at Shafa Big Pop in heaven.
Nah, he put that shit on the deck.
I love when the staff is just shining.
I mean...
You niggas is looking good out here, man.
Let me hit y'all drops.
Y'all got drops too, man.
Everybody got a drop.
Let me get my baby in here.
Oh my God, I love you so much too, baby.
New ice and ice.
Parks.
All right.
What episode is this?
Tanner, are you there?
580 here.
I need all my remote niggas there, too.
Wake it up at home.
Wake it up at home.
Welcome to episode 580 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I am Joe Budden.
That is ish, ice, parks, Corey, Erickson.
Gang is on here.
That's on God. How's everybody doing, man? Fantastic, man. Come on, man Gang is on here. That's on God.
How's everybody doing, man?
I'm feeling great, man. Fantastic, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I gave you an intro.
I got through it to you.
I'm feeling good, man.
You on.
Good, good.
The intro got a little high.
Good, good.
Glad to hear it.
Y'all looking good.
Anytime you can wear Uggs to work, it's a comfortable day.
Huh?
I told Ice that that's reserved for the baddies only.
He told me the baddies don't wear the Uggs.
He's wrong.
Oh.
He's wrong.
I thought he was going to say he's a baddie.
I wouldn't know.
He is a baddie.
That's what I was about to say.
Well, he is a baddie.
I ain't no baddie.
No, you a baddie now.
I'm a baddie now?
Now you a baddie.
I take it.
I mean, the new.
Appreciate that.
I don't want to put your business out there, but you, yeah.
Yeah, I can't do that to my guy, but you kind of baddie-ish now.
You got the table?
No, I ain't.
Yeah. You didn't get the table? It ain't there yet. Yeah, I was't do that to my guy, but you're kind of bad-ish now. You got the table? No, I ain't. Yeah.
You didn't get the table?
It ain't there yet.
If y'all were better podcasters, we could talk about how it feels when a man refurnishes
his house for real.
Like, when you make it man, you put your man shit in there.
Coffee table, you want it.
Personally.
End table, you want it.
I'm going to keep it a buck.
Bed, you want it.
No, I'm going to keep it a buck.
Like, I did.
I told Shorty, it still needs the woman touch shit.
I was like, I need you to now come in and...
They got to touch it.
See, I got the duplex.
My basement, let me do my thing.
Upstairs, you can...
It's a man cave.
It's a man cave.
That's a little different.
I think what Ice just said is part of being a man.
You still got to know when she got to come in and add your little...
For sure.
Go ahead and get the smell good shit for the bathroom.
Put in a little She know the little
Glass tray and shit
Yeah
All that type of shit
The little stupid straw thing
Sticking up
We don't know nothing about
I don't know shit about that
All of that
Nigga I know the TV is
Nah you got to get
Yeah
But then you got to kick back
And be a man
Go get your own silverware
When's Corey's birthday
I got to get him some silverware
Corey Corey
What's up, yo?
Like, let's really have a man podcast.
Let's dig in deep.
This is a shit.
Sal's just had my man's crib the other day,
and he refuses to buy glasses.
Well, men.
You don't have glasses?
No, men don't.
What do you drink wine out of?
Plastic cups.
Oh, no.
Plastic cups?
Come on, fam.
You got a dishwasher, right?
Men drink everything out of plastic cups.
Yo, time out.
No, bro. I don't touch the dishwasher. When that shit start making noise, I think it's an intruder. Hey, yo, I keep. You got a dishwasher right? Men drink everything out of a plastic cup Yo time out No bro
I don't touch the dishwasher
When that shit start making noise
I think it's an intruder
Hey yo I kid
I have
I've never run the dishwasher
I just hold shit in there
Yeah I wash my own dishes
I still wash everything in my hand
Duke
Huh?
Why?
I was the dishwasher
I'm used to that
Cultural disconnects
No I am too
I was a dishwasher my whole life
I was even
Worked at a restaurant as a dishwasher
But that dishwasher
Is a fucking life saver.
You bugger.
I'm dropping the cascade pot
and my shit is getting busy.
Yeah, absolutely.
The ultra.
Nah.
Yo, dog.
You put a dishwasher
in all your tenants crib
or you let some of them chill?
Nope, every single one of them.
Every one of them.
You let some of them chill.
You let some of them
chill without it.
How often you upgrade them though?
You update the appliances in there come on
Clients are amazing stainless. I didn't say they weren't
So you ain't gotta update them ever nah like
Every five six years, okay
What else men don't have
Time out no no no
Not having glasses
Y'all just gonna skip by
That's what I was going back to
Glasses
You especially
Bougie man
He's been to jail
He's been home
You gotta
Your dog even if they for sure You know the jail dudes still think they in jail a little bit been home. You gotta, yo, dog,
even if they for sure.
You know the jail dudes
still think they in jail
a little bit.
Dog, you have to have glasses.
Yeah, you need glasses.
Good cutlery.
Yeah.
You have to have good,
yo, I like shopping
for the show.
What's cutlery?
Knives, forks, spoons.
Yeah, you can't let your girl
pick up the forks.
When you come over here
with that,
you gave me some ammo.
When you come over here with that. You got a lot of forks. Yeah. Yeah, but all three. Yes
Especially if you have the dishwasher cuz you might not run it every day
So you gotta have that forks and it's always been like that for you. No, it's been like that for a minute
Get out of here with your maturity for a while. Oh, yeah. It wasn't always like that now
It wasn't always like that. I only started getting forks once I realized, y'all don't think I'm crazy, once I realized
that forks walk away.
Oh, they do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do they?
They move.
They do.
Now, you're right.
They do.
I haven't figured out how just yet.
Like socks.
The dumb niggas get out of there.
Forks and socks be having a marriage.
The socks at least like a tie up to the other sock
and try to keep it together.
Yeah, now forks and socks.
Well, forks just get out the dresser and go.
Out in the garbage, your friend's house, in the car.
I don't want to be around here no more.
They be gone, facts.
No bullshit.
What other areas do men struggle with?
As far as?
I can always spot the struggle in the man
by where he put his area rug
too
niggas be trying to get
you can tell
the nigga was in the house
just pacing around
trying to figure out
where it go
nigga don't go there
this nigga cheating
and Mitt
what
no let me tell you
why he cheated
oh
I hear some snitching coming
no his mom is so good
that's snitching that's not snitching that's No, his mom is so good at... That's snitching. That's not snitching.
That's complimenting. That's complimenting.
That's not a compliment, but go ahead.
Get it off. This nigga's mother is
really, really, really good at this.
So now, of course, you're going
to pick it up. You know what I'm saying?
Like, nigga, don't just act like you knew.
Most of our mothers are pretty good at
some, you know what I mean? Some people better than
others. True. His mother is what she... Yeah, you know what I mean? Some people better than others. True.
His mother, this is what she, yeah, she likes it, right?
Right.
So he inherently, yo, your area, bro.
Yo, I swear to God.
I'm not going to, this ain't a family pod, so I'm not going to call my mom right now.
But she's the only one in the world that knows that this is kind of like a trigger for me a little bit.
Why?
Giving her credit for.
Because he takes pride in his rugs. Because you be wanting the props?
Because...
No.
You got seven...
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Because I does this thing too a little bit.
I'm not disagreeing.
I'm saying that you got it from that.
He says you do it.
No, but this is where,
and I don't want to misspeak,
so I am going to call my mom.
Steph Curry could shoot why?
His father was one of the greatest shooters in history. His father was a very good shooter. I don't know if he's one of the greatest shooters in history. No, I think his father was one of the greatest shooters in history.
His father was a very good shooter. I don't know if he's one of the
greatest shooters in history. No, Nick's father was one of the greatest shooters too.
Okay, but I credit my dad for why
I'm so musically inclined. There you go.
You're talking about my mom, which is why this is interesting, right?
So credit your mother for your overall interior
decor. Aesthetic. Yeah.
Let me call my mom. No, I'm getting mad.
No.
I'm calling my mom.
Know what I mean?
That make sense?
It does.
It makes sense.
Let me tell you why.
I go on this nigga's platform,
I'll be like, yo, fuck.
What is that, yo?
What's your reply?
I don't know.
Some shit my mom bought.
Shit smell like heaven.
Hello?
Ma, it's just making me mad.
It's just making me mad. Because I'm complimenting you because i'm complimenting this way is this a lie
am i live on this yes you are definitely yes okay yes ish is crediting my decorative skills
saying i inherit inherently got them from you you can't inherit decorating skills. No, inherently. Because he saw you do it so much
that he picked up some of the tidbits of the trade.
That's what he's saying.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if that's true.
I mean, it could be a little bit true,
but we both...
We have the same...
Until we figure it out,
you should probably not say it to me.
We have the same taste in a lot of things.
Got you.
So when you present it, he say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that too.
Not all the time.
I like that too, man.
Not all the time.
Not all the time.
Not all the time.
I check with him and he checks with me.
There you go.
But don't you think that he probably got some of the taste from you?
Bro, you agreeing with me.
I'm going to hang up and really get in your ass.
Oh, boy. What is Ish saying? I'm patting you on with me. I'm going to hang up and really get in your ass. Oh, boy.
What is Ish saying?
I'm patting you on your back saying that Joe is good at interior decorating because over the years, he got a bunch of that from you.
And how great you are at doing it.
Yeah.
Ish, why you don't want to give him no credit?
I'm just not that.
Oh, man. I said he's good. Ish, you never want to give him no credit? I'm just not that. Oh, man.
I said he's good.
Ish, you never want to give him credit.
Oh, man.
That's what you doing?
Finally.
That's what you doing?
Finally someone to know.
Oh, man.
Y'all must have had some side conversations about you.
That's not nice.
I said he's good at it.
It's not nice.
He was.
That's not nice, Ish.
Oh, man.
You know I'm not even that type of guy.
They bullying you, Ish.
Yeah. You know I ain't even that type of dude. Now, you, ish. Yeah, you know I ain't even that type of dude.
This is why they call me mama's boy now.
All right, mom.
Let me go ahead and get to it.
I'll call you later.
All right.
Bye, Ms. Faye.
All right.
Where do you gentlemen want to start today?
Do we want to start with two minutes, ish,
to get that shit out the way?
What shit?
Two minutes for you to talk cowboys immediately.
Get the cowboys talk out the way.
No, we'll do it later.
We don't got to gloat.
You know what I mean?
That was an impressive game, though.
That was a hell of a game.
That was impressive.
Fuck it, we're here.
Fuck it, yeah.
We're here.
Go ahead, man.
Shout to...
No, no, no.
Kellen Moore.
No, no, no.
Tyler, I ain't going to coach you through this, man.
No, man.
Don't start low with your...
Nah, I'm not.
No, Kellen Moore, about fucking time.
He a pass-happy dude.
Run the fucking ball, B.
If you run the ball, everything else opens up.
True.
This is common sense.
Put the timer on for Ish like Monopoly.
Oh, man.
Like, dog.
That's the best game I've seen him call since he's been there.
And you see what happened.
We blew out one of the best teams in the –
What?
That collectively on all sides of the ball,
this is probably the best game he's ever seen from the Cowboys.
Yeah, then –
He did say that.
My man Micah Aaron.
Dog.
No, Micah Aaron.
You know what I mean?
You got Stephen Wardell.
I got Michael Aaron.
He's him.
Told the defense off this week.
Who's Stephen?
Stephan.
Say it right.
Pardon me.
Fuck around with you.
But go ahead.
As a second year player, he cursed the defense out, they said, this week.
Showed up, first play.
Strip sack, fumble.
Like, I'm him.
I ain't just talking, I'm living it.
And the defense responded.
Like to see people that live their raps, yo.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Like to see people that live their raps.
No, you had a gun with a tripod on it.
Your mother going to kill me again.
I'm playing you.
But no, shout to the Cowboys, Dak.
I'm glad somebody's here,
because the fans think it's only me to do it to you.
You do it to me.
Somehow, you've gotten that magic trick off.
That comes with-
You are Jody.
That is the luxury of being a new Potter, is that you come in with a 900 credit score.
Them niggas think it's only me to do it to you.
And I do it to you.
You do it to me way more than I do it to you.
I do it to you a lot.
Okay. I do it to you a lot. Y' way more than I do it to you I do it to you a lot okay I do it to you a lot
y'all buff
y'all buff
thank you
yeah but the fans
never catch him
doing it to me
maybe he's smoother than me
he's definitely smoother
I gave Joe
a compliment
on how well
we can put that to bed
alright we can put that to bed
I gave him a compliment
on how well he decorates
yeah
you calling me a panty nigga
yo what's up we can fight we can square up yo I don't even know how well he decorates. Yeah. You calling me a panty nigga?
Yo, what's up?
We can fight.
Yo, we can square up, yo. I don't want that.
If that's all you got for me, you decorate well.
I was giving him props.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I'm giving the nigga props.
I see them Christmas bonuses flying out the window.
Oh, this guy.
Oh, look at him.
You calling me a pant window. Oh, this guy. Oh, look at him. You calling me a pansy.
Oh, man.
But nah, watching that Cowboy game showed you the potential that we really got.
And it was against a good team.
A great team.
Yeah.
They're better than good.
Bro, they not lacking in no errors.
The Buckeyes, they have a very talented roster.
I don't fully believe in them, but they're a very good team.
That's the only team that every year, no matter how good they are, you don't believe in them. They could be in the
Super Bowl.
They could be giving Kurt his props, yo.
Sometimes he does some
wacky shit. You don't like Kurt neither?
I like Kurt. I like him, but
I am unlike people. I like
anybody that go out there for seven
years on a one-year contract
and prove they shit. I can't be mad
at them. They did it.
They did it. Oh, y'all gonna franchise me again? and prove they shit. And show up. I can't be mad at them. They did it. They did it.
Oh, y'all going to franchise me again?
Cool.
Watch this.
And you know why I like them?
Because Justin Jefferson like them.
That's it for me.
When you got somebody like Justin Jefferson on the team, it's somebody's job to look at
the quarterback and be like, all right, can you get him this?
They ain't mad at him.
Dine and cook. Yeah. I like Heineken. can he get him this? They ain't mad at him. Yeah. Dying cook.
Yeah.
I like Heineken.
Heineke.
Heineke.
From the commanders.
I'm glad he got the job.
I hope Carson Wentz never steals another check again.
He should be done.
White privilege.
He should be done.
He should be done.
Somebody give him another check.
Hey, and if he get another check, then Jamarcus Russell need to come back then.
God damn it. And RG3? Hey, everybody. he get another check, then Jamarcus Russell need to come back then. God damn it.
And RG3?
Hey, everybody.
Bring them all back.
Let me come in and be, quote, QB7.
Come on, I'll sit back in the locker room while y'all come up with some shit.
All right, but come on.
You ain't really convey how it feels as a Cowboy fan this morning coming in and beating the team.
Y'all in second and one.
All I could think, no, I could just think about somebody who was like,
yo, don't talk to me if your team got three losses.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought that, you know,
you was going to be
a mime today.
Why?
You said the niggas
with three losses can't talk.
We have three losses.
You got four now, right?
No, they got three.
Nah, you just said
the third place.
Third place people can't talk.
Hey, y'all see us Sunday?
No, we see y'all Thursday
Oh yeah it's Thursday night
Thanksgiving
Where that game at
We gotta bet on that game right
No we already bet
The game that you ain't
Paid me yet from the first one
And I owe you another
400 dollars
You know
I don't wanna pay you
That's really what
We know
You gotta start
You gotta start
Oh shit
That was fucked up Tell them that you playing. Oh, shit. That was fucked up.
Tell them that you're playing.
Tell them that you're playing.
That was fucked up.
Tell them that you're playing around.
No.
Tell them that you're playing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Tell them that's a joke.
Tell them it's a joke.
Dog, stop, man.
It'll be 90 thing pieces on YouTube up tomorrow.
Tell them that you are kidding around with them.
And hurry up, too, because you got to play.
We are playing.
We are playing.
You're too far away
from the clip.
You two will birth
a little YouTuber.
Y'all, too?
It's y'all.
What you mean?
It's y'all.
Come on, hey, podcasters,
we getting to Chris Brown
and the AMAs right away.
I promise you.
Nah.
But it's y'all.
It's not us.
Own it.
Nah.
I can't.
Yeah, I can't do that.
You can't, yo.
I know what you're saying. Think about this. I know what you're saying. It's you. The game is in Dallas, by the way. I can't. Yeah, I can't do that. You can't, yo. I know what you're saying.
Think about this.
I know what you're saying.
It's you.
The game is in Dallas, by the way.
I know that.
I know exactly what you're saying.
Before we ever got here, Joe, you had the internet on fire.
7-4.
I know what he's saying.
I ain't betting on that game.
I bet you won't.
Why though?
We not healthy.
Who hurt?
We not healthy.
Who hurt?
Who hurt? Our safety is hurt. Who hurt? Who hurt?
Our safety is hurt.
What's his name?
Saquon is hurt.
Saquon ain't no fucking hurt.
Nigga had three yards.
He's hurt, nigga.
Yeah, they hurt his feelings.
Saquon is hurt.
I'm going to go catch Troy Pollard out in the club.
And do what?
Kick him.
Tears meniscus.
Tears little ATT.
Stupid, yo.
Where were we at just now?
I'm having too much fun Chris Brown's AMAs
I think you were
Segwaying us too
Is that where you at?
No you was saying
We birthed the YouTubers
Own it
Not all of them
I know
Come on own it
You don't think prior to
I'm gonna own
It's in his nature
To argue everything
That one
Nah I'm not
I was just asking
I think the break I think the breakup did it.
Antoine.
I do.
I think the breakup got you to the negative places where, oh, yo, this is shit.
Yo, Joe ain't got.
Nah, it was on that before.
Hey, be clear.
It was on that before, though?
Yeah.
See?
They do that.
But my thing is, and my perspective is different on that, right?
When them niggas do that, it's a free commercial for me.
I don't care what they say out there.
I know you don't.
If they say Joe's an idiot, Joe's an asshole, Joe got hemorrhoids.
And he got 10 million views.
Yeah, shoot him.
Get your shit off.
You know why I'm saying y'all two specifically.
I know why.
Not an old podcast.
I don't know why you're saying me.
Not me, not part.
Y'all two specifically.
I don't know why you're saying Ish.
I know exactly why you're saying me.
Come on.
We can move right along.
We can move right.
And I'm going to concede. I'm going to concede. Tell me off mic. Oh, yeah. Ish, too. why you're saying ish. I know exactly what you're saying. Come on. We can move right along. We can move right. And I'm a conceit.
I'm a conceit.
Tell me off mic.
Oh, yeah.
It's true.
Yes.
Come on, ish.
You too.
Stop.
You too.
Yo, let's move on with our pod.
You tell me.
No, no.
Own it, nigga.
I might.
We out of here.
Off to the races.
Chris Brown was supposed to do a Michael Jackson tribute at the AMAs.
Let me start off with, fuck the AMAs.
I didn't even know it was happening.
Yo. Right there. I don't even know it was happening. Yo.
Right there.
I don't even know what it stand for, really.
Like, I don't know.
The fucked up part is.
It's all fucked up.
They leaked a bunch of the performances.
It's all Chris Brown did that.
No, but I've seen a bunch of them, even before the AMA.
Bro, they killed that shit.
Yo, they killed that shit.
Wait, so why did they take him off it?
They killed that shit.
Yo, they killed that shit. Wait, so why did they take him off it?
Okay, so we as the audience learned about this from Chris Brown letting us know.
Oh, okay, okay.
And he wasn't given a reason at first.
Well, he wasn't given a reason.
Just cancer.
You can infer some things.
Well, let them know a little bit.
So the Thriller 40 album, well, the 40th anniversary of Thriller.
Is out. Is out.
Is out.
Yes.
And it was a Thriller 40 slash Michael Jackson tribute that Chris Brown was doing at the AMAs.
So out of nowhere, he gets notified, hey, dogs, we cutting that.
On fairly short notice, too, I think, right?
Very short.
Very short.
And he's lost.
So what do you mean?
So from what I heard, again, it's speculation,
that they said that, and this is horrible, if it's true.
We got information.
No, no, no.
Oh, okay.
We didn't speculate.
The reason is out.
Everybody has replied.
But let's start.
Let's stay in premature speculative land.
Gotcha.
Everybody was talking about Chris Brown got canceled from the AMAs.
It was peculiar to me because the AMAs was a day away.
And the footage that Chris Brown showed of rehearsal was a 20, 30 dancer piece.
Yes.
For eight minutes long,
they were doing a Michael Jackson tribute. That means that they needed to be notified of this
and working on this for weeks.
To do an eight-minute tribute,
you are working on this for weeks.
So I thought it was just rude.
It's rude when you call and cancel it with no reason.
That's rude.
That's in poor taste.
It is bad business.
And while people were saying,
hey, we think they canceled Chris Brown,
I said, oh shit, they canceled Michael Jackson.
They did?
They canceled Michael Jackson.
Yep.
Because they were still going forward
with their Lionel Richie tribute,
as they should.
Go Lionel.
Mm-hmm.
But if they're canceling Michael Jackson,
okay, I think I can assume
why they might be trying to cancel Michael Jackson.
Oh, now I'm going to Chris Brown.
Okay, these pieces are coming together for me.
I didn't like the handling of any of it.
Kelly Rowland said something at the awards
that we'll play.
There was an outcry from the fans.
Yo, what are you doing?
What's going on?
Let Chris perform.
Let Chris perform.
But I just want to use this time to say we never fucked with the AMAs.
I've never watched an AMA in my lifetime.
AMAs.
Not going to do it.
Never.
Not only do we not fuck with y'all, we have never fucked with y'all.
If there was ever a time to exercise artistic rights and power at an award show, this would be the time.
AMAs, y'all go fuck with Lotto and all these new young niggas that need and want the award and recognition and visibility.
Niggas that's 10, 15, 20 years in of genius, you don't get to play with them like that right you don't get to pick up a phone without reason
to a nigga that was chilling minding his business in his house doing cartwheels backflips and
drawing graffiti all over his fucking la home and now say oh and now use this moment to shit on
two of our greatest entertainers in the history of music true you who the fuck are y'all
to get to do it and i don't curse out y'all because y'all are non-descript y'all are not
relevant to me i send these words to my brothers and sisters who feel like they need y'all
or who feel like y'all validate something y'all don't get to say Michael Jackson's history in this.
I wanted to know why
Sony didn't say something.
They later came out with,
yo, execs at the AMAs
didn't feel like they should have
a convicted domestic abuser
honoring an alleged sex offender.
Child molester.
Suck our dick.
How about that?
No.
Three little words,
Suck our dick.
What?
No, my thing is,
Y'all knew this
when you booked it
to begin with.
That's one.
Where do it stop?
Well, I don't throw that in there
because the creative team came up with a great idea,
and somebody had the green light to make it go.
Somebody later came and said, yo, what are y'all doing?
True.
So I don't throw that in there.
That got wind of it.
Because clearly somebody at the AMAs did a great job.
This was about to be the greatest tribute.
This was about to go insane. Sierra. This was about to go insane.
Ciara was involved.
You said eight minutes.
That shit,
I watched that shit
for seeing like 12, 13,
all the great hits,
in step.
You know,
that's some hard steps.
Niggas did Thriller,
they did Beat It,
they did all of that shit.
I don't need them
to tell me that
Michael Jackson is
one of,
if not,
the greatest entertainer in the
history of entertainment. Sure. Like, that
was y'all solid. True.
That was the solid
to y'all. True. Like, the seesaw
be
leveled wrong.
That wasn't
no favor to us. Rest in peace
Michael Jackson. That nigga kids know what it is.
Every time they get a chance to talk, they come tell you what it is.
They know who they dad is. It's like Lil' Meech know
who his dad is. The government can't tell him
who his dad is.
The fuck is wrong with the AMAs?
See, I looked at it
differently. I don't even like y'all getting the press
from it. I don't even like
that. That's what I looked at it as.
Just trying to capitalize off some
shit. Get some press because of the Thr off some shit. Like, get some press
because of the
Thriller 40 anniversary.
Girl, fuck you.
Let's go run and jump on that.
So what I think,
y'all ain't been honoring
nigga?
Nah.
We in boycott season, right?
Yeah.
Like, that's my thing.
Yo, when we fuck up
and do some shit,
the powers that be
is quick to exercise
their rights.
That's where we lose
our power.
Because in my opinion,
all the artists need to tell them,
suck our dick.
I'm not going.
You know what I'm saying?
Suck my dick.
I'm not fucking with y'all.
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Because again,
if they could do that to him,
what stops them from doing that to anybody?
I've never watched no AMA,
so that's an easy boycott for me.
But that's an easy artist.
That's why I don't even like
hearing the word they.
Right?
Because they implies that it is something.
Man, fuck them, nigga.
Ain't no they.
Who?
But you get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, dawg, we need to band together and say, fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
What do you mean they screwed Jesse Collins?
Oh, because Jesse came up with that, of course.
Jesse was a producer on the show?
Jesse, friend to all of us.
Shout out to Jesse, man.
Friend to every black person in entertainment,
to those of you that might not know.
Jesse Collins, who has worked his way up to produce,
he started BT, he's producing every award show,
and any black representation,
like any of the artists that you don't normally see,
he's putting all the award shows together.
So of course he came up
with a great idea
to fucking tribute
to Michael Jackson.
And y'all take it
and don't even go do one
for Stevie Wonder or somebody.
True.
Hey,
this mad black people,
we got on it.
They couldn't have put it together
in two days though.
You get what I'm saying?
But that's their bad for not
nipping it in the buds soon enough
to do
something else out there.
That choreography, that shit takes
time. I feel bad for all the dancers and shit.
You talking about choreography
for one song might
take weeks.
You know what I'm saying? Or days. These niggas had like a six, seven, eight song stretch
of perfectly timed moves, all that shit.
Like, dog, these niggas might have been working
on that shit for a month and a half.
For you to just snatch it.
This is where I get into my shit, right?
And I'm telling everybody out there,
hey, when you get to a job,
when you get to a new workplace,
when you get to a new assignment, it is super important for me.
Let me speak from my experience to learn the objective of the building.
That's true.
It's a good one.
Because y'all didn't come up with that tribute and think of a problem with it.
Y'all came up with the tribute, went to execute execute it and got word from advertisers somewhere that
this is going to be bad for the show because all award shows are just fucking big advertisement
gumbos for sure so y'all got word from them because that's who run y'all and y'all frigid
scary panicking asses moved it and that's where joe comes in to say I don't want to add from
none of y'all that don't understand culture that's true I'm not promoting
you Papa John's and I'm just using them yeah but no the crazy part even in what
you say I'm not putting y'all in front of my people I will not be the
ambassador for y'all company to tell all the people that get me, which is a lot of people.
I will not be because we are drivers of inventory and have always been in all fields.
Food, fashion, entertainment, sport, you name it.
That's us.
At some point, niggas got to start putting their dick on the table and saying, fuck y'all.
And that don't start at the work request from them.
That start before they ever call.
True.
That start way before they call and say, hey, we need you to perform here.
Well, we need a few things from y'all too.
There you go.
The funk.
No, I agree.
But the same advertisers will give.
That's my little rant
it's not even a shot
but the same niggas
that's talking about him
or calling him
something from some
domestic violence shit
that took place decades ago
almost
will give Trump ads
you get what I'm saying
like they'll give Trump ads
and he's allegedly
had sexual misconduct
with 17, 18 different women
the same motherfuckers
will come forward
and give him some money.
That nigga won the election
going on TV.
You get what I'm saying?
Like,
that's crazy to me,
B.
Yeah,
on tape,
during his election run,
saying,
yo,
just walk up to him
and grab him by the pussy.
I go backstage
at the Miss America,
all that shit.
Think about it.
And that's weird to me.
You know,
I'm the anti-racy dude,
but that's where the race
and the power
and all of that shit,
the dynamic comes into play
Because they not pulling ads from them niggas
He's the president my nigga
With sexual misconduct
Charges pending
A bunch
A bunch of them
Not one or two
Double digits my nigga
So think about that
This boy made a mistake in his early 20s
And y'all still holding him accountable for
fuck out my face
not only did he pay his debt because our stance on domestic violence is clear we not with it
sure but not only did he pay his debt she's forgiving him like that's the most they got
mad at the most important they did get
mad at her they got mad at her for forgiving do you not understand how nuts that is i'll never
forget she put the clip up and had come together playing in the background yeah it was her record
amazing record just had the song playing in the background. And they were like, how dare you?
How dare you forgive him?
You were the victim.
How dare you forgive him?
I follow a few Instagram.
Let me tell you a few Instagram pages I follow that I love now.
It's black Twitter spaces on Instagram and Twitter for black people,
some shit like that, right? And they made a post.
Hey, when did you realize that you can't save all of our people?
This is one of those moments.
Right here, what you saying right here?
When they got mad at her for forgetting.
This is one of, oh, you can't save all.
Everyone can't go.
I should play that thread now. No, that's real. Hold on, let me try to find it. No is one of, oh, you can't save all. Everyone can't go. I should plan that thread now.
No, that's real.
Hold on, let me try to find it.
No, think about that.
Yo, dog.
That shit is nuts to me that,
like, yo,
it just be a judgmental thing.
You know what I'm saying?
For the powers that be.
Like, I got a few friends
that's cops, right?
Yo, dog,
these judges be beating
they wives' ass. These judges be beating their wives' ass.
These judges be beating their wives' ass.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, these execs,
these billion-dollar execs,
million-dollar execs
be whipping their wives' ass.
Like, that's the calls
that they get
in the suburb suburbs,
the rural ritzy suburbs.
Be domestic violence.
All right.
I found it.
I'm going to get this office
maybe 40 seconds and we can go. Oh, shit. Lost it again. All right, I'm it. I'm going to get this off for maybe 40 seconds and we can go.
Oh, shit.
Lost it again.
All right, I'm back.
All right.
Oh, now I'm not back.
Y'all talk.
Now I'm not back.
All right, I got it.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
All right.
When did you realize we cannot save everyone, all of our people? Let's see what they said this is part two
when rolling ray was in front line in a wheelchair with a case of water
this is bad when rolling ray was cursing out the cops and the pandemic at the front line
this is bad it's cool i got you we'll keep going and put it in my mouth when this lady got delivered
again and he slept with me last week and i i told the pastor that i need deliverance again
and since then my private spot has been oh it gets worse come on yes
look at them look look oral sex oral sex demo you see all those things look look look look look you come on
use our sex let that sperm of that man out
strip clubs or black history month oh yeah i gotta get rid of one yes which one you choosing to stay
that's hard
Yes. Which one are you choosing to stay?
That's hard.
I didn't even put him in the spot like that.
Answer. Which one are you choosing?
Yo, we can't save everybody, yo.
Strip clubs.
Strip clubs are Black History Month.
Here we go.
When women were twerking at the abortion protest.
You want me to do that?
I don't know, man.
The reason why I put Young Maze so high,
she got qualities that other girls don't got.
Like, she pretty, but she buff.
Right.
So, like, if I ever was like,
hey, babe, help me fix the brakes.
I love daylight.
She just get under there with me.
Wait, but I just want to get to the funniest one.
Oh, shit.
This one, all the Britney Griner girls with the dreads
got together to sing.
All right, man.
We can't save everybody.
Everybody can't go, yo.
But this ain't even the funniest one.
Look.
Look, look.
This is Family Feud.
There's a black guy and a white girl.
And she's shaking her titties, and he start barking.
There he is! His girl was looking at him. There's a black guy and a white girl, and she's shaking her titties, and he start barking.
His girl was looking at him. His wife was there.
Wife was there.
His wife was looking at him like.
But this the one.
We the robbers.
We the motherfuckers want to rob somebody.
Y'all pulling over the wrong people.
Now, excuse us while we get back to our robbers.
The wrong niggas.
That was the robbers. The wrong niggas. That was the robbers.
They had ski masks on.
They found somebody getting pulled over for a traffic ticket.
And they started taking it.
Y'all pulling over the robbers.
We the robbers.
Why y'all over there?
Y'all pulling over the civilians.
Back to robbing.
Back to robbing.
Oh, man.
We can't save everybody.
And that was part two.
They have like 10 parts. Now your man Hershel. Your man Hershel going to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't save everybody. Back to work, man. And that was part two. They have like 10 parts.
No, your man Hershel.
Your man Hershel going to do it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can't save everybody.
That's your man.
You go home and listen to that dude, yo.
I be wanting it.
Yo, bro.
That's Bizarro-ish, yo.
And you was a fan of his back in the day.
You had his poster on your wall, too.
You out your mind.
You didn't?
Tell the truth.
No, nigga.
Tell the truth.
Just make it sound like you're lying.
Herschel Walker came to
the Cowboys.
I hated that nigga
because we got rid of
Tony Dissett, fam.
Right, Corey?
Back in the day?
Herschel was on the
Herschel Walkers.
You was happy
on that field.
Yeah, you loved
Herschel Walker.
We changed our whole...
Hey, Ice loved
Stacey Dash.
Me too?
Yeah.
Black Stacey Dash.
You guys still love her?
No.
Not the new one Man fuck the AMAs
Yeah
Yeah that's it man
Fuck the AMAs
I've never watched the AMAs
And now I'm definitely
Not gonna watch the AMAs
I'm cool
Wouldn't that come on
On a Sunday
I don't know
I don't even know
Y'all gotta tell me
Yo now I'm tight
Cause I wanna see the nigga
Perform the tribute somewhere
Live
Yo they was smoking that shit.
You might as well go ahead and fill that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what his aunt said.
She was like, to be petty, just do that.
Put that shit on YouTube.
No, put it out.
Live stream it during the AMAs or some shit like that.
Well, that's my other thing.
We don't really need them to do the tribute.
If y'all did it, do it and hit upload.
Yeah, we got you.
Hit send. We got you. Put that shit out. We got you. The people that want to see it, do it and hit upload. Yeah, we got you. Hit send.
We got you.
Put that shit out.
We got you.
The people that want to see it,
we going to see it.
I got a dollar.
Sell that shit for a dollar or two.
That's right.
Sell it direct.
Yeah, I'll pay for that.
I don't know if RCA
going to let Chris do all that,
but...
They going to have to get
their RCA piece?
I want to know
Chris Brown record deal too.
The niggas that's supposed
to be like grandfathered in,
I want to know how that talk.
Well, he redid his.
He redid his.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, he redid his shit.
And he owned all his masters.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he redid his shit.
Oh, round of applause.
Yeah, he the youngest dude
to own all his masters.
Round of applause.
A round of applause.
Iggy Azalea is rumored
to have just sold.
I had this one.
Come on, Parks.
Eight figures?
Eight figures.
Iggy Azalea is rumored to have sold some of her publishing to her catalog.
That fancy is a, I didn't know.
I didn't know that fancy was doing all that.
What else?
What other records she got?
That donkey.
You said that donkey?
We was talking about music and you said that donkey?
Yeah, yeah.
That old shit just leak.
I heard it was a song.
That old shit just leak out of your pores.
He can't help it.
Nah, he can't help it.
That donkey.
I don't know that song.
Yeah, what's how that go?
You walked through my man, I was barking, sir.
All right.
Yo.
I'm taking a break. Yo! Taking a break.
Taking a break.
Yo, you took my dog.
Yo, what are you doing?
No, you staying in now.
Now you staying in.
Both times.
Now you staying in.
Can we protect you from yourself, Uncle Potter headass?
In with it.
Oh, my God.
All right.
We are back. So Ice uncovered some more Michael head ass. Alright, we are back.
So Ice uncovered some more Michael Jackson shit. Give it to us.
Ice the journalist, man. I like it.
I'm a journalist now? I take it.
Add it to my mini titles.
How many titles you got? I got quite a few.
Girl, that's two.
It ain't a lot.
It's two or three.
Yeah, I was just looking it up and we talked about how the AMAs, like, it wasn't
a Chris Brown thing.
They was removing Michael Jackson.
And if you look even further, MTV did the same shit.
Quiet as kept.
The Video Vanguard Award, that was the Michael Jackson.
They stripped his name off of that.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
There's no mention.
Yo, Michael Jackson made MTV.
The AMAs. That part. No, listen. That part. The Michael Jackson made MTV. And, nigga, the AMAs. That part.
No, listen.
That part.
The AMAs back in the day.
But fuck the AMAs.
MTV.
No, I'm just saying, back in the day, the AMAs was it.
Was it?
Yeah.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
When Michael Jackson used to bring Webster and all them to the awards, the AMAs were
the awards.
That was the AMAs that that was at.
Yes.
I never knew that.
That was it.
When Michael Jackson had-
You want to do nothing, nigga?
Fuck Webster. No, I'm saying- Corey, you remember- Why When Michael Jackson had- You want to do nothing, nigga? Fuck Webster.
No, I'm saying-
Corey, you remember-
Why you shoot at Webster, man?
This nigga just going to diss Webster.
Fuck it, man.
You'll lose.
Michael Jackson was the man.
He was sitting in the front row with the fucking royal blue and gold shit on, won like 13
awards.
He had his awards sitting in a chair next to him.
He won so many awards.
Him in line with Richie Q.
Man.
The award shows, Michael Jackson used to dominate
the award shows
and dominate the videos.
So for fucking MTV to do that to him,
it shows that these niggas
really don't give a fuck about you.
These companies don't give a fuck about you.
At all.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's the bullshit.
Y'all.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
This is all allegations.
Allegations.
All allegations.
Y'all, this is only a conversation because we got to talk about y'all's opinion on things
as if y'all's opinion matters.
As if y'all made Thriller.
Y'all didn't do that.
Off the wall.
Y'all don't get to tell us where Michael Jackson sits in our heart.
We're going to get to the bottom of his death, too.
The fuck?
Hello?
Wake that up, Joe.
Stupid.
But that comes from people putting so much stake
in these fucking awards.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
If they could do it to Michael.
Word.
Fair.
Yeah.
Nobody's untouchable.
Ain't nobody safe.
For real.
Yeah.
Nobody's safe.
If you could do it to Michael.
If my little pump it up don't stand a chance. And again,. Yeah, nobody safe. If you could do it to Michael. My little pump it up don't stand a chance.
And again, I ain't even trying.
If they can do it to Michael.
Don't stop until you get enough.
And again, I'm not even trying to make light of the situation, but these was allegations.
It's different when there's convictions and-
They got me on camera.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This ain't R. Kelly.
Yes. You know what I mean? You, yeah. It's a whole different... This ain't R. Kelly. Yes.
You know what I mean?
You are correct.
It's an allegation.
Man, I would...
Oh, shit.
Uncle Walter's at the pod.
Look at that.
Oh, Pop walked in with a bag.
Pop, look at him.
Oh, shit.
Pop came in with the black leather.
Huh?
Little shirt zipped to the top.
Oh, it must be cheat day.
Oh, we must be cheating today.
I can tell when my dad cheats. Oh, man. be cheat day. We must be cheating today. I can tell when my dad cheats.
Oh, man.
This guy crazy.
Uncle Walter got his little cheat sweater on, too.
I see what's going on.
We out.
Let me call my brother and hit the streets.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, y'all don't get to tell us about how we feel about Michael Jackson.
Y'all don't.
Y'all don't.
You just don't.
That's disrespect.
That's it.
That's it.
And the fucking AMAs.
That's that on that. That's that on that.
That's that on that.
What?
You better get racing.
I can't.
That's just when we got to just.
Nah, that's when we got to do what the other people do.
And we don't.
If you really want to make them suffer, do what the other motherfuckers do.
And that's why I can't.
There's no award show if it ain't no artists.
Ish.
Every time we had these discussions, I tell y'all, we not going to get there because we
won't do it. True. You disrespect your fucking Michael Jackson, my nigga. I don't care about what we not gonna get there because we won't do it
I don't care about
what all these other groups did
we won't do it
we letting them
disrespect Mike
I like that talk
Michael Jackson
is giving away more money
than most people breathing
let's stay there
for a second
the people
alright y'all can't come
and make it on the note
the people that are at
these award shows
don't control the rights
so they gotta go like if your rights. So they got to go.
Like if your label tells you you have to go, you got to go?
Until you get to a certain level.
What happens if you don't?
I'm just kidding.
I don't know.
What happens if you don't go to the awards?
The next album could look different for you.
Really?
Because you got to pay the game for the...
Okay.
When you sign a major label recording contract...
That might help you.
What might help you you said
that next album could look different for you right if you try like it's just hear
me out we hear all these artists now talking about they want to get out of
deals and they want to do XYZ they want to get away from these labels if my
stock drops I was that kind of helped me out of there I refute that you don't
hear a lot of artists talk about it that That's true. You hear 11 of them niggas.
You're right.
It don't be a lot.
You hear a good 15.
We talk about it.
Yeah.
And it's highlighted
when they talk about it.
True.
But it ain't but 16 of them niggas.
That's you right.
Yeah, I agree.
You know how many artists
there are?
Hey, Jadakiss' dad sat right here
and said,
they told him to his face,
yo, if your son don't sign it,
I got 20 million people
that will.
That is the basis
of the music industry.
True.
Unfortunately.
That's true.
So, I mean,
fucking AMAs.
That's a good point.
And I didn't know that,
who was I talking,
I think I was talking
to my lawyer.
And I didn't know like,
man, you signed
that fucking contract,'t know like go ahead
go ahead
go ahead
yo
no I didn't know like you had to do
a song and dance you gotta do certain shit
and pay certain shit
to be Grammy nominated and all of that
stuff
justice
gotta play the game so
now if you're a new artist you're on a major label the label instructs you to do certain shit
you gotta go nigga if the yankees tell you to go sign autographs at the children's daycare you gotta
go you get what i'm saying and so i i see it now also because like the grammy voters somebody
pointed this out the grammy voter for you to really do the work right you want to win a grammy you're now talking about the orchestra people voting for you you're talking about the
country people jazz like there are voters outside of this realm so while i'm saying summer walker
should 100 be nominated and when maybe there's a world of people that you have to familiarize
yourself didn't they change that, though?
Recently, I remember we covered that a couple,
I think we were still over there,
and it was something along the lines of, like,
you're only allowed to vote in a certain number of categories.
They were implementing some changes because that was a big thing. But it's still not right.
It's still a voting board.
It's a voting board still.
So you got to do the work.
You got to do the work.
Everything is political, B.
It took me going to one award show.
I don't know what these people do.
I went, asked some questions, looked around.
Okay.
Never again.
And we can't eat here.
I'm starving.
Can't sneak a burger in.
Eat before, man.
If you get locked out,
enough artists don't talk about
how horrible award shows are.
If you get locked out
at that hot dog stand
or the little potato chip stand
while they're on commercial break,
you just ain't coming back in.
Now you just gotta wait there
through the commercial,
through the whole next segment,
and then come back in
looking all doofy.
All the artists,
your peers staring at you.
Fucking Anita Baker
looking at you like you trash.
You walking back
with your crunch and munch.
It just ain't all
it's cracked up to be.
It's bad.
The red carpet.
They get a lot of y'all
with that little pre-award show
they get their ad money on.
Hey, y'all come perform outside.
Hey, you're not big enough
for the main stage.
Come perform outside right quick
on this AT&T stage.
See, the new shit they got now,
they get you to perform
the commercial break.
Yep.
Yeah, but you get about
four bars.
15 seconds, yeah.
Yeah, you have four bars off.
That's it.
You're not even in the venue.
They're getting their money
from all over the place.
So if you're a new artist,
yeah, you're honored to do that.
And that's why Meek don't know how much that Drake record made for him.
They told him what it made for them.
24 million.
One song.
One record.
One song.
One song.
$24 million.
You can say it on air.
Don't update them on air, but what's the song?
What was that song where they was in the casino with their little suits on?
Damn, I forgot the name of the record that fast.
Yeah, we old. Chippy Chips.
We old.
I'll tell you, that's crazy.
But anyway, $24 million.
Meek Mill says he still hasn't gotten an answer as to what that record made for him.
I tell y'all, I love Meek's tweets.
I like Meek.
Meek is the wrong tweet.
He learns on the fly
and he just tweets it out.
Going Bad is the name of the record. Going Bad.
Cool little bop.
Cool little slap.
I like his tweets because
I think... Somebody pull tweets
up while he's talking. No, I think he's really
trying to educate niggas too.
Like Meek done got around a certain level
of money where he kinda
don't have to play
the game as much
because I think he's
diversely,
you know what I mean,
invested in a bunch
of different shit.
But, yo,
now I'm letting all y'all know
that this ain't it.
That's the number
I was blown away by too.
He said he made
$11 million
over the course
of his 10-year career.
Yeah.
For music.
For music.
For music.
Damn. And Lab label probably made what they made 24 million off one song half a bill I mean if you if you figure usually
artists gets somewhere around 15% of the the pie you're the best guy that's crazy
more than that then they had to make more than that.
15% of the five of you got some leverage.
I was about to say, 15% might not even be.
And he had leverage.
And he had three or four monster smashes.
Yes.
Like monster smashes that you could play in any arena in the world.
And people know the words.
And people going to respond.
Yeah.
I just get both sides of this because Lil Dusty Meek with the dusty braids
that was battling in philly on those
on those clips that go around he says yes to a situation all right i failed it don't matter if
he only get 15 of that pie at that time he says yes i love hearing from these artists because
you're hearing from the evolution of them you're hearing from them having to go bump their fucking head fall
down get robbed get fucked learn and then come back and tell us crunch number two yeah and i
love that because those dog whistles are only for the people who understand it every time one of us
do it there's a legion of young kids who don't care because if they are the little dusty braided
kid in phil Philadelphia battle rapping,
then they say yes too.
It's a real horrible ecosystem that they're going on.
I always go back to,
I was just talking about this earlier on Chitty Chatty Place.
In the 60s and 70s,
we were listening to men.
We were listening to adults.
The stylistics, oj's niggas was popping on your screen with
full beards and butterfly collars and the fucking big bell bottoms they was doing that when you
change that and target children and say that it's because of life expectancy of an artist
well that also means you're putting
paperwork in front of children and their understanding now and it's the things that
they'll sacrifice they talked about a little bit of that in the specter doc which i don't know if
you watched it but i talked about i started it yes before you know the 1950s or whatever music
was for older people it wasn't even for young people yeah like yeah that was kind of around
the evolution like frank sinatra and them wasn't they weren't targeting kids that music was for older people. It wasn't even for young people. Yeah. Like, that was kind of around the evolution.
Like, Frank Sinatra and them,
they weren't targeting kids.
That music was for adults.
But then that kind of changed around that era,
which I thought was an interesting conversation.
Even outside of the...
Hoboken's finest.
Don't y'all try to take him
with the little New York record.
That's Hoboken.
I don't care about the record he made.
That was Hoboken, all right?
But even outside of the age demo
When you start talking about the money demo
Because even if a kid is 19, 20 years old
Or their parents are
35 years old
You getting them pissy hallways everyday
Dog
You said you gonna give me what?
200 grand?
You get what I'm saying?
They don't give a fuck
It's an escape
Even if it's a temporary escape
from these current conditions
give me 200 grand
it's more money
I've ever seen
in my fucking life
and it's
and I mean
and it's
and it's ignorance
right
because
when I was performing
when I first started
to get booked for shows
I would look to
Doughboy and Worm
and whoever's on the road
with me
and I would say
I can't believe
we're getting paid for this
5,000 7,000 10,000 dollars I can't believe we're getting paid for this. $5,000, $7,000, $10,000.
I'm talking about
the height of pumping up.
We on the road every day.
It's $10,000 every day.
I mean, after whatever.
Nah, I feel you.
But you look at your friends
that you came from nothing
wouldn't be like,
yo, can you believe this shit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Think about that.
Yeah.
So I would,
I've literally said,
and today as an artist,
as a creator, you got to stop yourself from saying it, but I've literally said to them, yo, I would do this for free. Yeah. So I would, I've literally said, and today as an artist, as a creative, you got to stop
yourself from saying it, but I've literally said to them, I would do this for free.
Yep.
That's how stupid we be sometimes.
We say it, but we mean it.
Right.
We mean it.
Athletes.
The problem is, there's somebody else listening and they're going to take it a little differently
than you mean it.
Yep.
They're going to try to get you.
Oh, you will?
Oh yeah, for real?
Oh, word?
Well, cool.
Let me keep the money then.
Good thing.
Hey, do this for the look of it.
Do this for the visibility of it.
Do this to raise awareness game where fans go on the road, show, show.
They always try to divert you back to that road.
Nah.
Divert me back to the back end.
And that's what me keep talking about.
Hey, if I did this on the front for me with no piece of the
pie what are y'all doing on the back throughout the course of my career i'm willing to take my
chances on my own i get that i salute that 11 million over 10 years so yeah i found this
um it started by someone asking him when was he going to drop the expensive paying deluxe out hmm and he responded
said I let those albums go once I seen his grandma's look I let those albums go
once I seen I get 13 cents to every dollar once I really figured that out I
ain't promoting no label shit that I don't eat off of my money come from my
name and my brain said I made 11 million dollars in 10 years from music just
music payments I was shocked mad and didn't want to rap for any label now I
got a real point to prove to show y'all you can survive without getting raped
on a bad month I make a M a lot of people let me down when I got educated
about my own business and it wasn't like I'm not a learner they mentally keep you
faded from knowing which is the truth They want to keep that knowledge away from you.
For sure.
He said, don't give me a plaque.
Give me the financial paper of how much the song I recorded for 20K made 20 million.
Not an award.
I'm from the trenches.
I don't want that shit.
I want an estate.
I want my whole family tree to beat the ghetto.
One day I asked how much Going Bad made just that song.
They said 24 mil. I said, well, how much going bad made just that song they said 24 mil I said well how much did I
make all I got was uh he said lol I'm like what the fuck I know all the financials to all my other
business I signed out lost all trust for that whole system I asked Drake to do that song three
days before my album came out I think he did it for free for me. We cooked it up. How the fuck do I not know how much
I made off a song that made that much money?
They gave me a plaque.
Big mental trickery.
That's what I don't understand.
It's not really mental trickery though. It has to be.
Gotta be. Like any business.
Because they trick you thinking that the plaques matter.
That's where the trick come in.
Nah, I ain't even talking about that.
But I'm just saying to the artist
You love to show them numbers
And 10 million platinum
And all this million platinum
That's the trick
Look think about this right
In any business
You could sell sneakers
You could be
Joe Budden Podcast
Right
We are employees of the Joe Budden Podcast
So I don't give a fuck what Joe make.
I've signed on as an employee.
Joe can make $70 zillion.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm happy with my salary.
Meek Mill is a creator signed to a label,
so they have more of a partnership.
He's not an employee of the label.
Yeah.
So any numbers that are trickling down,
he needs to be made aware of.
I don't understand how in the music business they don't know what they're.
Yeah.
It's wrong.
I think that's wrong.
He's an employee.
I was thinking when you sign up, you kind of are an employee.
No, no.
Because now you got you got paid.
What employees pay their own marketing, pay their own this, pay their own that.
You don't have all those expenses as an employee.
I don't pay for one of these fucking cameras or one of these lights.
This shit don't even concern me in here.
But when you put an album out, they give you a budget.
You got to work off of that budget.
Yo, you got to spend X, Y, Z for marketing.
You got to pay the production.
You got to pay all that shit.
True.
You're right about these lights.
I'm also not fronting you any money.
I'm not fronting you with that.
Cool.
Most record labels are fronting money at every department.
As an advance.
No, at everywhere.
Okay, now I got to pay it off.
Just because we believe in you.
Gotcha.
So you have to pay
some of that stuff off.
And that's what Shaq said.
And also,
there's a front end of business
and there's a back end of business, right?
I'll use me as an example
because that's all I know. When I did, she don't put it down with Wayne mm-hmm
Wayne didn't charge me gotcha shout the way however the handlers of
Wayne in his paperwork whoever handles Wayne is now calling to say that's good
that he did the verse but we have to clear this.
What's the business?
You have to discuss the business.
Meek was signed to Ross.
Ross has the label, the JV, at wherever he was,
Atlantic or Warner or whatever.
So y'all get the song done,
but the people looking at the back end is Ross and them.
True.
So that's where the employee kind of part comes,
because he's not signed as meek, able to look at meek.
He's meek, signed to Ross, who signed to Warner,
who signed to this, who signed to that.
Gotcha.
The only person that comes up as the king of the castle
when it gets to that conversation is Drake,
and he's of the half of 1% of people
that can be signed to 90 different people.
And that's the point that I don't understand.
Like, yo, dawg, how do you not see your numbers?
See, listen.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, you kind of salaried at that point.
Well, perfect example.
Meek is talking all this shit right now, right?
Not talking shit, but educating and learning on the fly.
And now you see him by himself.
True.
You don't hear
Maybach music.
You don't see Ross.
You don't see,
you see other people.
The Philly Sixers guy.
Gotcha.
You just see him.
He wants to reap the benefits
of his artistry.
But you got to work through
the fuck contract to do that.
I worked through a bunch of them.
He worked through it.
And then you land here.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I was going to say,
which is why it leads us
to his mixtape,
Flame Was Fire.
True.
Like he said in the tweets,
yo, I had a deluxe
for expensive paying,
but once I found out
what I'm making,
fuck them albums.
Bruh, Shaq.
They tricking them
with their deluxes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They tricking y'all with these deluxes. No, no, no. Not just that. They tricking them though, them deluxes. Oh yeah. They tricking y'all with these
deluxes. No, no, no. Not just that. They tricking them
with the mixtapes. Like certain artists are
putting out mixtapes on
the DSPs and everything through the label
but it's a mixtape. Dummies. This ain't
even in your album contract. Dummies.
Yeah, that's nuts. And I'm not gonna call them dummies
because somewhere along the line, somebody's
tricking them to put some shit out to get hot or
gain some momentum before the album
drops. That's what every artist, hey, put something out
and then six weeks later you come right back. Shut up.
How does this count against my
publishing contract? How does this count against
my recording contract? How does this count
against my contracts? Any piece of
information you hear as an artist, take it back
to your trusted team and figure out how that
works to your contracts. But how's that
not trickery and intentional?
It's not yours.
It's deception.
Because you are not yours.
That's why I'm saying that.
Like,
you're not yours.
You seen the shit with Shaq?
And Shaq said,
yo,
he broke down.
He said,
y'all went platinum.
Right?
Shaquille O'Neal said
he went platinum.
Yeah.
And he said,
yo,
because he's a business guy,
he started going over
every single
line item and expenses because your budget he said dog they charged him for studio time he did the
whole fucking album in his own studio i don't like but if you don't see that look but if he don't see
that then that's hundreds of thousands of dollars that he might have lost shack also had the money
to do things true so he said said, yo, what happened was
when he got to the bottom line, he was like,
yo, off a platinum album, it just wasn't enough
money for me to keep doing it.
It didn't make no sense. Facts. He was like,
yo, I don't see how y'all work for that. He was like, no disrespect.
I just don't see how y'all work and put all
that shit to make that little bit of bread.
It wasn't worth it then. Facts.
Fam, I was trying to find a clip real quick.
Leftoff went and broke it down.
She was like, yo, I'm going to explain to y'all how a group can go diamond and be broke and file bankruptcy.
And literally broke down, but I'm saying exact numbers.
Like it make this, this much.
You got to pay this, you pay this.
And then whatever's left, now you got to bust down.
Tribe did it too.
Tribe said of lower end theory, it went three platinum. The nigga said, I you got to bust down three ways. Tribe did it too. Tribe said, of Lower End Theory,
it went three platinum.
The nigga said,
I was sleeping on my mother's couch.
This is Q-Tip, dog.
Yeah.
This wasn't even their first album.
They was four, three, four albums in.
Third, I think, yeah.
And he was like, yo,
they went triple platinum.
He said, at the end of the album,
I think they bust down 45 grand.
Three ways, four ways.
Some shit like that.
And he was like, dog, they had a triple platinum album.
He's sleeping his mother out.
I don't understand how 20 years later, 30 years later,
we still fighting the same fight.
That don't make sense to me.
Again, I'm not engulfed in it, but it just don't make sense to me.
Like, I'm going to try to learn from everybody.
Because for every 16 of y'all that say no.
Yeah.
It's 5 million. A trillion of y'all that say no, I have a trillion of y'all
that come see me.
Especially today
with Instagram and how important
the look is.
I think these niggas will
willingly, no, not even that. These niggas
will willingly give up
the money for the look. They know we're not
getting paid, but I'm hot out here now. And the girls. They know we not getting paid.
But I'm hot out here now.
And the girls love me.
I got a chain.
I got a car.
I got a little crib.
I got something.
And I'm lit on the gram.
Y'all can have the money.
Y'all can have it.
Meek, I support you and whatever you're doing.
So back to Meek's mixtape.
Yeah, man.
Mixtape's back.
Yo, if it was a good feeling though, like I didn't even know it dropped. I signed up for Meek's mixtape mixtapes back yo if it was a good feeling though yeah
like I didn't even know it dropped I signed up for meeks discord just
yesterday somebody told me about it cool cuz he's getting what we talked about
direct to consumer I'm put I'm this is the way I'm letting y'all know where I'm
coming yeah I got a notification it's out I was like okay I click a link it
takes me right to that piff mm-hmm I was like hmm ain't's out. I was like, okay. I click a link, it takes me right to DatPiff.
I was like, hmm.
I ain't seen this in,
I ain't even went on that website in years.
Okay.
I go to see if I can purchase this anywhere.
Nope.
I was like, okay.
So now I downloaded MyWay and get on the phone,
listen to it.
He's rapping over,
the record you played was the intro,
the little snippet the other day. MyWay is great. MyWay. MyWay. So you bootlegging. Yeah, boot to it. He's rapping over, the record you played was the intro, the little snippet the other day. My Way is great.
My Way.
My Way.
So you bootlegging.
Yeah, bootlegging.
Director consumer.
I bootlegged.
Director consumer.
But, but, but, I'll get to that.
But, yes, I bootlegged it originally.
Dog, it felt like I went to the car wash.
You know, I go every day.
About three, four cars I heard playing the tape.
I said, oh, shit.
That's a feeling that I haven't.
It should just dropped.
That's dope.
And you know, the hood love me.
That's dope.
I just got fucking, my skin started crowing.
Dog, that was a good.
Three cars playing music loud.
Turn it down.
Where am I?
Where am I right now?
Nah, nah, nah.
Can you call the manager?
Yeah, you should do this.
This nigga's crazy.
If you would have called the manager over here.
If it would have been some Young Blue, you wouldn't have said nothing.
Noise ordinance.
Some Cleo Soul, you wouldn't have said nothing.
What car wash is that?
I was just like, damn.
It was just a good feeling, though.
It took me back.
I love putting that on the car on the way here.
I loved it.
Let's just hypothetically say he sells 100,000.
That changes the landscape of music.
No, it won't.
You don't think so? Not at all.
Why? Because there's still
a million more motherfuckers who will still be around.
No, I'm just saying, but bigger off. It changes for him.
There are artists bigger than Meek
that might go that route now. They're gonna
find a way. Here's the bad part.
If this works, like really
works for him, all they're gonna
do is, okay, you got that off.
Now we're going to put some more shit in the contract to where the next nigga that try that, we're going to come sue you.
Or we're going to block it.
Or we're going to do X, Y, Z.
Or they'll take it a step further and go get in bed with whatever platform you're trying to put it out on, I guess.
But you get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, somebody could potentially follow his lead that's bigger than him.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, somebody could potentially follow his lead.
That's bigger than him.
But a Justin Bieber or a fucking Taylor Swift,
anybody that could potentially say,
yo, dog, I'm going to create my art,
and I'm going to put it out to the consumers directly and reap the benefits.
Well, that's the other problem is the super elites,
they get more favorable deals,
so they're not in no hurry.
They don't mind the system.
Taylor Swift right now is doing direct-to-consumer
in conjunction with Ticketmaster.
Yeah.
Word.
That is exactly what her direct-to-consumer looks like.
Yeah.
Tap her people.
Yo, dog.
Get them Ticketmaster niggas.
All of them.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to do...
Go flip them.
Hey, we could make this.
Yeah.
Show them a little piece of paper.
It was $95,000, one ticket.
Yo, it went from $17,000.
They got tickets for $100,000.
$94,000.
That's sick.
One ticket.
In an arena.
Yeah.
That holds 27,000 people.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Mike.
That piff.
That's that piff for real.
Yeah.
And if you'll fuck Chelsea Handler, you'll definitely give that piff to Taylor Swift. You'll give that piff for real. Yeah. And if you'll fuck Chelsea Handler,
you'll definitely give that piff to Taylor Swift.
You'll give that piff to her.
That piff can mean something else, too.
See, right?
See, right?
I ain't going to say that.
Whatever.
You got it.
Whatever.
It's cool, fam.
Come on.
Whatever.
I'm glad to hear mixtapes back.
Yeah, I really am.
You know, Wayne did it with his...
Not me.
Dat Piff got to pay up, too.
You niggas done got some gems for 15 grand.
They did.
Send some shit over.
They did.
Let's see the splits in y'all.
Ordered everybody, yo.
They did.
Ordered the labels.
Ordered Dat Piff.
Well, he didn't just do...
But he put it out.
Two Dope Boys.
SoundCloud.
I don't do that.
It's two Dope Boys.
My man's over there.
Two Dope Boys.
It's my man's number. Two dope boys My man's a number
The thing about Meek
It wasn't like a
Dat Blip exclusive
He went
Live mixtapes
Audio max
SoundCloud
Literally everywhere
But the DSPs
I want y'all to have it
Still
And you can cash that
And get it
And y'all can bust me down
Whatever percentage
Y'all take
Y'all take
If this shit is $10
And y'all take two
It's free over there
Send me the eight
I'm just
I'm just saying
If
Come on
What happened with Lotto
What happened
Oh shit
130 songs
130 songs leaked out
Leaked out to blue
Don't know how that happened
Wow
130 records leaked
Unreleased songs
Unreleased
Reference tracks
All kind of shit
Oh she ain't pay somebody
Something
Someone got Someone got
Someone got a bone to pick with her
Yeah
Somebody threatened to leak her shit
Before
In a little internet spec
She had
Somebody threatened to leak it
Who did that?
Don't do that
I don't know who did that man
Cause I know better than to say
Queens get the money
Yeah you
And your hard drive
Whatever else they want
Queens get the hard drive
You wondering why I won't say who leaked it and your hard drive. Whatever else they want. Queens get the hard drive.
You wondering why I won't say who leaked it.
I'm supposed to be compassionate here because this is fucked up.
This is raw.
This is real fucked up.
That's fucked up.
But, boy, this is some top tier hate.
Dog, you can't keep having the year you was having
and niggas don't throw a little hate out there, man.
That's fucked up, dog.
But my thing is when a person tell you,
hey, dogs,
this could happen
and you keep going,
all right,
that would happen.
Nah, that's wrong.
Is it?
Yeah, it's wrong.
Don't leak my 130 songs.
I told you to chill out.
130 songs, dog.
I told you to chill out.
Nah, I ain't chillin'.
I told you to chill out.
Some of them was reference tracks.
Yeah.
Other girl songs
Oh shit
I ain't ready
It was gems in there
Sometimes they leak your shit
And it don't be the gems in there
But this one had it all
This one had it all
I seen a couple niggas
Like yo
Salute to her though
That's a lot of work
Let me get a couple of those
With them open verses in there
Yeah
Sure enough
That's some Bobby Axelrod shit right there Lotto We love you We love you Lotto with them open verses in it. Yeah. Sure enough. All right, yeah.
That's some Bobby Axelrod shit right there.
Lotto, we love you. We love you, Lotto.
Whoever could have done this to Lotto,
probably have love for you, too.
Tough spot for a guy to be in.
Or if I don't, I won't say.
Mine and women's business.
I mean, not mine and women's business.
Yeah, mine and mine.
That is women's business.
That's some shit.
130 songs. That's a lot of work. That's some shit. 130 songs.
That's a lot of work.
That's a lot of work.
I got to salute her for that.
It's fucked up when the person you beefing with got, like,
connects and resources and tools.
You got to know your enemy, man.
Some shit ain't worth it.
Song 2.
What's that?
The Art of War.
Oh.
Yeah.
You so fucking wise
shut up
do not
yo
do not bark up that tree
that tree will fall on you
yeah give him some hove
he talking about some song
I don't know
why your advisors
ain't forewarned you
that's crazy dog
who won the Timberland
battle this week
who battling
you and Parks again
y'all still at it
he got Parks.
Your tongue still
sitting up straight.
I don't know.
Nah, Parks,
his shit looks scuffy
like bad scuffy.
Parks look like
he's just worn
with cool character.
Scuffy?
Yeah,
looks like you had
those for a while.
Those ain't brand new.
Yo,
give Brandon
a chance at the JVP.
Yeah.
Shut your fucking mouth,
all right? Shut your fucking mouth, all right?
Shut your fucking little Jersey City mouth.
That's fucking dope, though.
Lido, I love you.
That's fucked up.
That sucks.
Your man, Lucky Day.
What happened with Lucky Day?
He said he had an unlucky day.
What happened?
Lucky Day tweeted some horny shit out at 3 in the morning,
and people wanted to remind him that he ain't taking care of his kid.
Like, that's fucked up.
Like, why I can't not take care of my kid and tweet what I'm doing?
Like, y'all don't have to conflate.
No, you can.
Y'all don't have to conflate these things.
Y'all like, you know how it is on that timeline.
Oh, man.
They just waiting for you.
Everybody has a day.
They waiting for you.
What did he tweet? Y'all talking. This is crazy. They just waiting for you. Everybody has a day. They waiting for you. What did he tweet?
Y'all talking.
This is crazy.
He was just some horny shit.
He was just tweeting about like
browsers or like a porn site
or something.
Horny tweets is back?
It was something on BBL.
Yeah.
Horny tweets is back?
Browsers.
Listen to this nigga now.
What?
Nigga, I come off the clip,
the preview.
Hey, whatever y'all gonna show for 90 seconds, that's enough.
The super trail.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is what he said.
He didn't even say nothing.
He said, if I get you a BBL, I'm putting an air tag in it.
That's funny, son.
That's not funny?
No, no.
No, that was funny.
I thought it was funny.
The problem is, wouldn't they be funnier?
Like, that was clever. But, I mean, it wasn't Richard Pryor. That was funny. I thought it was funny. The problem is when they be funnier. Like, that was clever, but I mean, it wasn't Richard Pryor.
That was funny.
Somebody said, only BBLs you need to be worried about is book bags and lunch boxes, nigga.
Go buy some shit for your kid, nigga.
Yo, the worst thing is, oh, man, they about to kill me.
They about to kill me.
Let me shut up.
I don't want no sex.
I'm going to murder you.
Because why y'all even know I don't take
care of my kid? Like, why she ain't shut up?
Because you ain't.
Why they don't never shut up?
Are you trying to protect the kid or not?
Like, I'm a bad.
Everyone doesn't
have to know.
And I'm not talking about me.
I ain't talking about me.
I had a whole weekend of playing Monster with like, ah, the boogeyman.
I would love that.
I had a whole weekend.
Mine just want to watch Frozen.
Still.
It's a girl.
You know all the words to the songs yet?
Yes.
All of the words.
What is it? Let it go. Go ahead and play some Monster with your words to the songs yet? Yes. All of the words. What is it?
Let it go.
Go ahead and play some Monster with your baby.
Let it go.
All that shit.
Let it go.
Come on, let's get into it.
All of it.
You want to build a snowman?
All that shit, bro.
That's dope.
We be in there going crazy.
What's your daughter doing in the house that's super annoying now?
Well, she ain't tall.
See, never mind.
Jumping off of shit.
Like, she trying to hurt her family because it's a girl.
So it's like, stop being so rough.
She climbs off the couch when to jump from the couch over here when she just likes to jump.
Oh, you got to keep that table under lock and key there.
No, that ain't us.
That ain't out there.
Boys, you can kind of let them.
Yeah, you let, you know, go ahead.
Fall.
Let them what?
Fall.
Let me dump me jump in for you girl there until you let them what?
Fall.
Fam, I've seen Lex do a hundred yard dash across the edge of the back of the couch.
Word.
Who can you talk about, fam?
Oh.
You never letting your daughter do that.
Let them do that.
You never letting your daughter do that.
Awesome.
I thought y'all meant you could just let the boys do shit,
and I'm here to tell you that that is a myth.
That is not true.
What do you mean let them just do shit?
If I don't watch Lexington.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Kids period, you got to watch him.
In my room?
No, you got to watch him.
No, but they fast and elusive.
If I give him two minutes, 90 seconds, he go in that bathroom, and my stupid ass got
everything that's spraying right on.
He take that Febreze spread.
Two guns. He take that Febreze spread. Two guns.
He spin around.
He doing the Matrix shit with the Febreze.
I walk in the bathroom like, why does this smell so good?
Oh, my walls are painted with just spray shit.
Oh, man.
Hey, fam.
Or you realize, well, I'm sure you've gotten to the point where you realize this little
motherfucker's just faster than me.
Yo, she grabbed some shit.
My daughter's thing is now she knows she's faster than me.
Yeah, you know.
So now it's, okay, I can get from here to there to under daddy's bed before he can catch me.
So now I got my ass trying to get under the bed and she's just there laughing at me.
Yo, you got to set up a camera in your room so you
dog
It ain't even like I'm in there with my son I'm in there with a fucking roommate this little nigga tall walking to the fridge
What you saying I'm out nigga firetrucks
I'm at that point now.
Now she can open the fridge and shit by herself.
Yeah, I know that.
Cabinet climbing up.
They know where it is.
That's annoying.
Here goes stupid.
Apple sauce.
No, no apple sauce.
No apple sauce.
I got it already, actually.
Apple sauce.
I just need you to open it.
Stupid ass boy dad shit.
I'm in the house trying to put him on or some father shit.
Yo, what's up?
You want some cologne? I was praising him. He's sending you back to mom's-ass boy dad shit. I'm in the house trying to put him on or some father shit. Yo, what's up? You want some cologne?
I'll spray some.
Send you back to mom's house.
Smell like some shit.
Why you show him that?
Why you show him that?
Why you do that?
Why'd you even do that?
You didn't have to do it.
They don't know what cologne is.
But now we know.
That nigga taking the $800 box.
That nigga. He will spray some shit.
Baccarat.
This nigga taking your finest fragrances, putting it on his sneakers.
You stupid.
Yeah, I think it's funny.
And he's huge.
He tall, y'all.
He tall.
Yeah.
This nigga tall enough to doall. He tall. Yeah.
Nigga tall enough to do things.
Yeah.
To dump.
He go to the car after school, open the Escalade door.
We out.
So hot.
Gang signs.
Yes, that door is not light.
Damn, he's crazy. He can open the Escalade door?
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy. Come on crazy That's crazy Come on dad
Yo you about to get by a car
Come on
You just missed that Pontiac
You better stop going in the street
And I'm joking
No of course
Go out the street
Yo
Bam
This shit is
Except for last night
Little kids be almost dying
They don't even know
They just go do what they want Man if you don't get over here They got no fucking fear Before you get almost dying. They don't even know. They just go do what they want.
They got no fucking fear, y'all.
Before you get me in trouble.
They don't got no, nah, they go, stairs.
No fear.
Yeah, they just be.
They just go.
Yeah, they gone.
He was hopping around the bed.
He banged his head on the headboard.
I was like, all right, look at you.
Now look, sit down.
See, you can't do that with a girl.
Sit down.
Shut up.
You can't do that with a girl.
Then you could.
Then you could.
They could get a little knot in their head, too.
Nah.
Can't do that.
That's your overprotective ass dad.
Yeah.
You can't do that with a girl, Joe.
You can't.
Shit.
You're killing me.
I'm like, yo, you want to follow him?
A boy, you'd be like, I told you.
Told you, little ass.
Told you, little ass.
See, that's a double standard from the jump.
That's wrong.
I'm not disagreeing.
That's wrong.
So we birth these double standards.
We do.
That's horrible.
We do. All right.
What else we got in music?
Anything in music that's important?
Nobody drop.
Nobody's dropping.
It's Thanksgiving.
They know y'all with your families.
Outside of me, man.
Go fuck yourself.
And he's dropping an album album in a couple.
At some point.
Yeah.
I thought you said a couple weeks, something like that.
At some point.
So we'll see.
I'll be looking forward to it. Me too. I enjoy the mixtape, so. Yeah, I love the said a couple weeks, something like that. At some point. So we'll see. I'll be looking forward to it.
Me too.
I enjoy the mixtape, so.
Yeah, I love the mixtape.
Yeah.
Like I said, it's just a good feeling.
But having that cars playing mixtape shit.
That's me, nigga.
That's how I breathe now at this age.
You think it's the pipes?
I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Nigga over here wheezing.
Nigga wheezing? I almost broke my beneath.
Fuck is wrong with you, yo?
He's like, what the?
I'm like, yo.
That's how I breathe.
What the fuck is that?
Yo, 40 and up.
40 and up.
I want to do a whole new podcast called 40 and up.
The lessons I am learning at this age.
I told you.
I'm going to get you some flow days, man.
I took another walk down the stairs. My foot just started doing his own this age I told you Get you some flow days I took another walk
Down the stairs
My foot just started
Doing his own shit
Y'all see I walked in here
With a brace on my wrist
From sleeping wrong
I'm old
I'm getting old
That's my brace on the table
I'm running straight
To the balcony after sex
Sorry
Sorry
You running?
You come running after sex?
Running
Running out there
To get some air
Squeezing
Please You lay on the floor The air nice and cool down there You running? Running. Running out there to get some air. Squeezing.
Please.
You lay on the floor, the air nice and cool down there.
I just lay on the ground. I don't want to do that in front of them because they'll judge you.
They'll judge me.
Oh, no, no, no.
You can judge.
Judge me?
Oh, come on.
We've only been going for seven minutes.
You can judge.
All right.
We're getting into August.
I've seen it, but fuck all that.
And if I just give you that thunder stick.
Give me three minutes. If I give you that thunder stick, I seen it, but fuck all that. And if I just get you that thunder stick. Give me three minutes of what guys have to do after sex.
Lay on the floor, I like that.
I'm going to need some water.
And I might try it.
I'm going to need some water.
Yeah, definitely need some water.
I need water, yo.
I need water.
But who getting it?
You getting it?
No, she going to get it.
No, I'm running to get it.
She don't move fast enough.
She don't move fast enough to get my water.
I got a little mini fridge.
You know, she be like. Me too, but it's down the hall. I got to to get my water. I got a little mini fridge. You know she be like.
Me too, but it's down the hall.
I got to go get my shit.
It depend on if I showed out.
If I showed out, she got to go get me some water.
If you showed out, you laying there like a mummy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't move.
Yeah, yeah.
Y'all get me.
Yeah.
If I didn't show out.
Run to the bathroom.
Whoever's dead.
Whoever's dead.
I'm the sucker.
Run to the bathroom.
I'm dead always.
Lock the door for 30 minutes, 40 minutes, at least 45 minutes.
Run to water, act like you're doing something.
Oh, definitely run to water so she can't hear what you're doing in there.
She can't hear.
You can't let her hear how she worked you out.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Because the girls will look at you.
Look at you breathing hard.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look what I did to you.
Now, you can't let them get that if you're a man. Yeah. You can't let them get that. Oh, man. Yo, you breathing hard. What's your picture? Look at you. Look what I did to you. Now, you can't let him get that if you a man.
Yeah.
You can't let him get that.
Oh, man, yo, you're stupid.
I rushed to the middle drawer throwing a T-shirt.
You can't look at my scrawny chest now.
Only during sex.
Yo, you walking around.
Only during sex.
Please tell me you're not.
Once the sex is over, I'm done.
You're not walking around with a T-shirt on, no drawers.
Pfft.
He was like.
Look at the poop. Yo, he ain't answer, son.
Yo, you better not. Yo.
Yo.
Oh, yo. What? That is hilarious. Oh, yo
What?
That is hilarious
Oh, man
I'm not man enough
I'm not bad enough
That bad?
Yeah, nigga
Don't do that
That bad?
You got that baggy tank top
You be hanging right above your butt cheek
Like you a baddie
Oh, man
Cause I'm getting back in bed
I'm putting my legs under the concrete Oh, man. Because I'm getting back in bed, I'm putting my legs under the concrete.
Oh, man, it's sticking.
That's hilarious, yo.
The other thing that's bad about that is mine and her fight over what the temperature is and should be or when it gets changed during that.
I'm coming to house and I put that shit on a cool 69 because I know we about to fuck.
Right.
You come in and say, oh, my God, that's very dang good.
Are we going to warm up in a minute?
Oh no, you got to get the heated mattress pad so she can set her own shit and live life.
Well, that must be something on the white side of a condo.
That must be on the white side of a condo.
Let me put you on.
It's like the fitted sheet, right?
But it's got a heater in it and it's got zones for each side of the bed.
So I'm going to have it be cold in the room you can go put that shit on full blast and be warm as you want to be on your side of the bed i gotta sign this contract
i don't know nothing about that how much that cost two hundred dollars
amazon me today yeah what yeah i ain't never heard of that. That's the shit. That's getting copped.
Yo, fam.
I'm getting copped today.
Dog, women body is different.
Life changing.
Life changing fucking investments.
I'll be dying.
You better pay your taxes, nigga, buying all these gadgets.
Nigga walked by.
What's the name of the store?
Spencer's?
He walked by Spencer's and copped.
Nigga, I'm a cop.
That's a game changer.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
You crazy?
Man, yo, fam. No, because you know she know she gonna want to cuddle under the heated man and waited man, but she could be
Cuddling is we gotta
I'm hot she cold when I'm cold she hot
She always call you i'm today can you turn the heat
up it's i'm like look at you spencer's back home all right so listen austin uh austin august alcina
on one of them reality shows did a love interest reveal or a love reveal a teacher of love reveal
he didn't call him his boyfriend.
He didn't call him the dude that's fucking
busting my head over the fucking dryer
and washing machine.
Nigga that's fucking breaking.
He didn't call him any of that.
He's fucking ripping my...
He didn't say any of that.
He said, this is the person that's teaching me how to love.
And then the person came out at the end
while they was rolling credits on the show
i think it was the real life or whatever the show was and that was everyone's first time looking at
august alcina's teacher of love slash love interest i won't call him boyfriend because
he didn't call him that and everyone had to think peace and something to say about the boyfriend
reveal what i wanted to come to work and say was,
man, I better hurry up
and play the lotto.
I got to go do the numbers.
I must be like,
I must have like a gift
and have premonitions.
Exactly what that nigga look like
is exactly what I thought
the nigga look like
that was fucking at August Alsina.
What he look like?
Yeah.
Him.
He look like August?
They look like twins.
Oh, shit.
Some light-skinned nigga with a perm,
some cuts in his eyebrows, some makeup on,
and nice jeans.
It's like, all right, jeans, pants.
Not jeans.
It's in jeans.
Don't think that a nigga.
Watch this out.
I'm talking about the pants.
You're gonna take his genetics wrong? I'm talking about the pants. You're gonna take his genetics around?
I'm talking about the pants.
I'm talking about pants.
Yeah, that's what he look like.
Hey, Telly, what I thought he look like?
Yeah, abs.
Huh?
I don't know.
He ain't lift his shirt up, but I mean, he look like he was in shape.
Oh, he's getting his ass busted.
That nigga tall, too.
The dude was tall?
Yeah.
Your bottom?
I don't know.
How would I know?
That's offensive.
This guy can't help himself.
You said it last week.
What you talking about?
I never knew what a bottom meant.
I never knew what that was.
And when you found out?
It was like, all right, I'm stupid.
Okay.
So I was asking you if you think you said the nigga tall.
I don't know, because people be taking that as like an insult.
I don't know.
I don't want to say it.
If you bottom, they look at you like, I don't know, because people be taking that as like an insult. I don't know. I don't want to say it. If you bought them, they'd look at you like, I don't know.
That's not my field.
I'm not an expert in that.
You said you were trying to get your knowledge up.
Not all the way up.
Just a little bit.
Just raise it a little bit.
Section 8 door level.
Section 8 door level. I hope you wanted to go. I was raise it a little bit. Okay, bro. Section 8 door level. Section 8 door level.
I hope you want to go.
I was thinking of saying section 8.
Yeah, you know that'd be the six foot door.
You got to bend over and get in them doors.
This guy is a fool.
Shout out to August Alsina and his love interest, man.
Love wins, man.
Love wins.
Your love wins again.
There you go.
Love wins again.
That's it.
I see you black girls are mad at Dwayne Wade's daughter.
I see y'all.
Zaire got nominated for like woman of the year or some shit.
And they pulled out the old book.
Why don't y'all get a real black girl?
No.
We win.
We the best, y'all.
Move right along. Move right along.
Move right along.
Move right along.
You just got to talk about
when the black girls get mad
and some shit.
I got another topic
I ain't going to bring here,
but boy, it was funny.
We'll do it on Patreon.
Please.
Anyways, part of the show.
Come on, let's call this guy.
Let's do it. Let's call this guy up. You got some let's call this guy. Let's do it.
Let's call this guy up.
You got some bullshit going on with him.
Read the question first.
All right.
Why don't I do just that?
Here we are.
Here's this guy right here, Thomas.
We've spoken to Thomas before.
He's a repeat.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A repeat question asker.
Okay.
Thomas says, fellas, I need some guidance.
Hey, Thomas,
luckily for you,
that's exactly what
we're here to do.
We're here to guide.
So I've been with my girl
for about two years
and I'm struggling
to drop my side chicks
because as pretty
as my girl is,
she's really kind of a bum.
Oh, shit.
Yo, round of applause
for knowing when your girl
is kind of a bum.
Holy shit.
That's important.
Get that civic driving chick out of here.
All right.
And the girls that I deal with on the side are so accomplished and have amazing conversation.
That ambition, that level of intellect combined with the attractiveness is really what turns me on at this point.
So when it comes to being intimate with my girl, I kind of dread it.
Because the pretty factor has gotten dull at this point.
So recently I found out she's been creeping too.
And I couldn't be more happier.
This dude can take the pressure of intimacy away from me.
And she'll even overcompensate as a girlfriend for her cheating ways.
Do you guys think I should just come clean and let her know that
we're both creeping around and we should just
be open or do I
count my blessings and just go on as
normal? Well,
is there a C?
For your
listening
entertainment, we're
going to call this nigga.
La la la la la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la.
All right. Let's see what
Thomas has to say for himself. Hope he's
not with his girl. Word. I kind of hope he is.
No, not me. No, no, no. I don't want
to get some truth out of him.
Thomas, we just text, buddy. Come on.
Come on, buddy. Answer the
phone. He with his girl, my man.
She just walked in.
I ain't even put the star six seven on.
I just called him.
Come on.
Oh, you done, Thomas.
Gentlemen.
Option C.
Please offer Thomas some guidance.
Why y'all together?
Yeah.
He said his side chicks are ambitious, have a level of intellect and beauty that is amazing.
I got all the pros and cons, but
there was no pros for wifey.
Or cons for the side chick.
Or she was just bad.
And he said, that's wearing off.
Yeah, he said she was pretty.
He said she was really, really pretty.
That's not enough for pro.
For you.
Yeah, for me. You're right.
That's all it takes. That's true. Just be bad. I think this. You're right, you're right. A lot of niggas, that's all it take.
That's true.
Just be bad.
I think this is a no-brainer, Thomas.
Fair.
Wife one of your side chicks.
Right.
Be with yourself, yo.
Stop putting all these women through that.
And I'm saying this because...
That's mature.
I'm saying this because
normally when you're being a fuck nigga,
if you got a good side chick,
you might start weighing the odds and end up with your side chick.
You got side chicks.
Yeah.
So that mean you not even zeroing in on the good one of them.
So you just outside.
So save all of these women the trouble and just go.
So you're so you're on your own.
He does.
Yeah.
That's what I say.
My option. I just can't imagine staying in a relationship. He does that. That's what I say. My option.
I just can't imagine staying in a relationship
where the only pro is she's pretty.
Yeah, no.
A lot of people, dog.
Yeah, a lot of people stay.
You'll be surprised.
Again, in this social era, social media era,
where the look is everything,
the niggas will take that.
That's true.
That's different, and the flip side is
women will take a dude that's just rich yeah yeah you know i'm saying i'm just saying i'm just the
two sides but yeah he said the side chicks was pretty too so that i didn't really get it she
might not be as pretty as my man she might not be as pretty as his main. She might not be as pretty as his main. Be with yourself, dog. And if your girlfriend
is trash, leave. Don't waste
your time or her time. Right.
He called her a bum. Word. A bum is
excessive. Yeah, a bum is excessive.
If you call a wifey a bum, it's time to leave.
The bums have fire.
Let's slow down. You said what?
The bums be having some fire. No, but he sounded like
it wasn't even fire. Yo, dog, you not calling.
That's because he met some other fire. Yeah, he said he don't want to
fuck her. Then leave. Because he's tired of it.
That's all. Then leave. For every bad chick
there's a nigga tired of fucking her. Hey, you don't need
to pay me for this advice.
But I mean, please do.
Please do. Leave.
That's how Dear Abby made her fortune.
Dear Abby. That's another one of those
white people and bitches like Star Trek.
Dear Abby. Get out of there, dog. Dear Abby. What the fuck made those white people And bitches like Star Trek Dear Abby Get out of there dog
Dear Abby
What the fuck made Abby so dear
Like Star Trek
For real
Yeah like Star Trek
Of course that shit
They put one black nigga
In space
Y'all in space
The nigga
You know what to do
LeVar Burton
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I don't know his name
That was
He's just older
So that was the new Star Trek
Fam
Jordy
Alright Thomas Glad we could help you.
Is there any other topic that the fans just have to hear about from us?
No.
You won that.
They'll kill us.
Four.
If we missed one.
Did we miss one?
No, I don't think we missed one.
The real fans got Patreon anyway.
They're going to kill you for that.
Yeah, you're going to get killed for that.
Yeah, they're going to kill you for that.
They're going to fuck you up for that. That was Antoine. Yep killed for that. Yeah, they're going to kill you for that. You're going to get killed for that. They're going to fuck you up for that.
That was Antoine.
Yep.
That wasn't me.
I love all of y'all are the fans.
I fuck with every last one of y'all.
Yo, why is this nigga name stored in the phone?
Why is Thomas calling back?
Hello?
Hello.
Nigga, we called you already.
You ain't answer.
We unpacked this one without you.
I was putting my son to sleep, man.
All right, fine, fine, fine.
You win.
All right, so your girl's a bum.
You got a bunch of side chicks.
We told you to leave.
Leave and be single.
Yeah, I understand why you're still with your girl.
Why you still there if she's a bum?
And you don't want to hit it.
She always talk about how there's more to a relationship than money.
True.
There's also more to a you have in sex to man
You know, I agree with that, but you said you don't have no ambition
She a bum you're a bum, but there's other value she had to my life that I appreciate
Didn't tell us what they knows what I like my kids fuck with her my mom fuck with her like, you know saying she remember
My birthday type shit, you know, she pulled my clothes
with her. My mom fuck with her. You know what I'm saying? She remember my birthday type shit. You know, she folds my
clothes. The bar is in hell.
It's like little shit that I fuck with. It's like little
tangible shit.
That adds value. You know what I'm saying?
You may not have the best conversation. You may not have
a lot of ambition, but you pay me and you do this
comfortable shit. This is a great time for me to jump in
and remind our audience that I
ain't fucking no girl with a civet.
And this is why. The bar
is in hell. Niggas just accept whatever.
Oh, he said she was coming to my birthday.
She said my mom like her and she remembers my birthday.
But you got the side chicks.
You can put that right in your phone.
Yeah, word.
You got value.
You know what I'm saying?
You got value.
This is my problem with what you said, Thomas.
What's that?
You said side chicks as in multiple chicks.
That means you ain't even zeroed in on the
one side chick that you willing to do right it's all about concentrated efforts man like i only
talk to these girls for certain things like for certain conversations or certain you know ideas
i can bounce off of it we have a very specific conversation on how we deal with each other
versus how i did with hers very concentrated efforts on these things like i don't try to
i don't try to give i don't't necessarily try to put her in a position
where she can't fulfill that for me.
I don't, you know, I don't even press her with that no more.
Let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
You done got eight starters.
Nah, I was just asking.
Any of your side girls at eight?
Like, cumulatively.
Any of your side girls, are they at eight?
And when I say at eight, I mean, like,
put everything together cumulatively.
Are they at eight? Yes. So why would you not just rock with the eight and leave the dummy alone because them other girls probably are not the type of chick that i want to bring home to my
mother my kids midnight five or you know they just you know i remember you from last time you
was my man on the last question you yo. You sound crazy right now.
Yo, you said you can't bring them home to your mother.
But they good side chicks.
They hoes.
They hoes, yo.
Or they not that cute.
Tell the truth.
No, they're really attractive.
These are very accomplished women.
Some work for ESPN.
The fuck?
You are a snitching.
Yo, what city you in?
What city you in?
Don't do that.
Don't answer.
Abort.
And honestly,
a lot of these chicks
are in relationships.
Oh.
Now we getting there.
Now we getting there.
You know, a lot of these
chicks are in relationships.
These are married women.
These are, you know,
who are dating the dudes
who are making seven figures,
but they at home
and they just want
some conversation.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what we call these days.
These are the new dudes
of these major networks
who are only surrounded by industry people
so I run a regular dude,
if they DM, it's like,
oh, you know, it's normal conversation.
You know, chicks who got money
usually don't want to date dudes with money
because that's a very small percentage
in the dating pool.
So they go out to the dude
who got the good conversation
and it can make them laugh
and make them comfortable
or they can bounce off
they stresses about their husband
because I can get too fucked.
I don't run in the same circles as them.
That is true. You are not lying fucked. I don't, I don't run in the same circles as them. That is true.
You are,
you are not lying.
Yeah,
no,
you know,
so I used to be you for that space versus like the girl.
He's a side nigga.
There's comfortability there.
Ultimate side nigga.
Nah,
yo,
you got it.
But you said,
if I remember you from before,
yo,
you sound like a highly intellectual dude.
You got to find a girl that is just going to compliment you on all your levels. But leave this chick alone. Yeah, you can't waste her time. You called her a bum. Yo, a bum intellectual dude, you got to find a girl that is just going to compliment you on all your levels, yo.
But leave this chick alone.
Yeah, you can't be-
You're wasting her time.
You called her a bum, yo.
A bum is really, really excessive.
Yeah, I agree with this,
but before you get out of there,
make sure you milk that bum
for all she's worth.
Make sure you suck all the life out of her.
The bum-ness.
Yeah, suck all that is of value.
Get it out of there before you go.
No level up after me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make sure you level up before she does.
That's it.
Glad we got up, Thomas.
Appreciate you, buddy.
Thomas, peace out.
Peace out, bro.
Oh, man.
Milk all the bum out of her, yo.
She's a fool, yo.
Milk does her body good.
Milking. So the Western construct told us. all the bum out of her yo she's a fool milk does a body good milking so the western
construct told us
you know what
we must think
yeah that's what
they told us
milk does a body good
fucking milk
body fucking good
not good milk
we got through
this whole pod
and I ain't even
get to talk to y'all
about Pepsi
I am the worst
podcaster in the world
what happened
with Pepsi
Pepsi
Pepsi where's my jet?
Brand new miniseries, four-part miniseries on Netflix.
Where's my jet?
On Netflix.
Pepsi, where is my jet?
You remember years ago, Pepsi was running this.
I remember the commercial was clear as day.
Me too.
And they were running, if you collect a certain amount of Pepsi points, you get certain shit.
You get a jacket.
So it was like a jacket.
Soccer ball. Regular numbers. But then they put a number up there like you get
seven million they put a commercial out Pepsi points you get a Harrier jet and a
dude went and accumulated them seven million points his teeth are on crazy
and was like I didn't drink it he did did what he had to do to get the points. He did the math. He calculated. Not only did he do the math, he got with an investor to front him the money that he would need to store the amount of Pepsi that would get him these points.
The investor told him to come up with a business plan because what are you going to do when you get the Harrier jet?
And you'll have to store, you'll have to buy.
So they came up with all of this shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you'll have to store, you'll have to buy.
So they came up with all of this shit.
Yeah.
And they got, what it came to was $700,000 or $800,000 that they needed to spend.
In Pepsi. To get the amount of Pepsi that got back those points.
Oh, wow.
In his head, the Harrier jet is $32 million.
Words won.
That's the layout.
It's $32 million.
Yeah.
The Harrier jet is $32 million.
That's the layout.
It's $32 million.
He then did the research to see if that was even legal for them to give him a Harrier jet.
Right.
And what he found was, hey, as long as the weaponry is off of the jet, then a regular civilian could have a jet.
So he went out and did that.
Oh, this is like an army jet.
Yeah, this is a weapons battle.
A Harrier jet is a battle jet.
Like, it can land vertically.
It can fly backwards.
Like, it's for war.
So he took the weapons off.
He wanted a jet and
they get into
the legal proceeding because he took
them to court.
Pepsi said,
yo, we thought this was a joke.
We put this out as a joke.
Well, no disclaimer.
I'm in there arguing with my girl
because who you agree with?
Me?
I'm with Pepsi.
In real time.
I'm with the dude.
I'm with dude.
In real time, I was against him.
In real time, I was against him.
I was against him in real time.
Because in the commercial,
in the commercial,
it just said, seven millionpsi points harrier jet there was no language
saying if you accumulate this we will so they were going off what was implied and that's where
you can argue in court no but so if they said 20 points you get a hat yeah like so if they said 20 points, hat. Yeah.
100 points, tickets.
Uh-huh.
7 million points, Harrier jet.
That's how it went.
If that is the case, then you are saying... Give me my jet.
And I just...
What, people claiming their prizes?
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
So if I got my 20 points, you gave me a hat.
Uh-huh.
I got 100 points, you gave me some tickets.
Yeah.
When I got my 7 million points, give me my fucking jet.
So they got into some of the problems
that arose with this,
which is you can't even get one Harrier jet.
You have to buy six.
So they was like, that's Pepsi's problem.
That's nothing to do with me.
I want my one Harrier jet.
Now they bumped into a roadblock
because this is corporate law.
They got the best lawyers in the world.
So the judge that came
was corporate law friendly. They got the best lawyers in the world. So the judge that came was corporate law friendly.
And the judge was like, dog, I don't want to tell it to you.
Watch it.
But the judge was like, dog, this was a joke.
What y'all talking about is not relevant.
But in this miniseries, it does prove, and we probably need to take the lasagna out.
Yeah, yeah.
in this miniseries they did prove
that there was credit
that the Pepsi people wanted to have
credibility in the commercial
in episode 3 or 4 they get into
the third party team hired
to do the commercial
originally Pepsi put
700 million points for the Harrier Jet
to convey that it's a joke
the Pepsi executives or whoever was in charge of the commercial
said this is
hard to digest. So knock it
down. So they took a zero.
So they took one zero. They took one zero
away. Just one. Seventy million
now. They said, this is still
kind of hard to digest.
And that's how it got to read
seven million points on the screen.
The kid's point was, that
proves that you wanted
the audience
to believe that there was
credibility here.
That's true.
He lost.
At some point,
they came to him very early on
and said,
yo, dog,
we were kidding.
Here's an $800,000 check
and you go away.
He said no.
I would've said no too.
Yeah.
They went and got
Michael Avenatti involved in this.
Like, the lawyer dude,
Trump's lawyer dude that digs up the dirt.
Oh, okay.
That digs up dirt on people.
But he wasn't Michael Avenatti yet.
I might be fucking his name up.
I don't know.
He wasn't him yet.
He was still early in his career.
On his way to becoming him.
Yeah, this was a whole big thing.
Please watch it.
I'm going to watch that.
That sounds crazy.
Yeah.
That was my, that was, I was having a blast on Saturday. Like, I love watching shit like that. That sounds nuts. Yeah. But you know what happened? I'm going to watch that. That sounds crazy. Yeah. That was my, that was, I was having a blast on Saturday.
Like,
I love watching shit like that.
That sounds nuts.
Yeah.
But you know what happened?
I'm telling you,
I'm mad I ain't watched Billions earlier.
They went and probably picked
the corporate friendly judge
that rocks with the sides
of the corporations.
You don't remember Billions?
They like,
fuck.
Of course.
You got to get this judge
because he sides with big business.
This judge sides with the little man.
They know which judges typically roll in whatever circle.
Michael Avenatti, when he got involved, found out that just five years earlier in another country,
Pepsi ran a similar promotion, right, where people ended up dying.
Shit.
Watch it.
Oh, dang.
I'm going to watch it. I saw it pop up. Watch it. I'm watching.
I saw it pop up.
Watch it.
I just remembered the story.
I was telling my girl about it.
No, it's pretty good.
It is pretty good.
Oh, I'm sorry, Siri.
I don't want nothing.
Get out of here, Siri.
I don't know how to get out.
I'm sorry.
Yo, dog, really?
Wait, why'd they put a dude Siri?
Why do you have a dude Siri?
Oh, my God, I am gay.
Why do I have a dude Siri?
Somebody come tell me.
All right, let me talk to him again.
Yo, why are you a dude?
I don't have an answer for that.
Is there something else I can help live?
Where is the woman Siri that's normally around
oh yeah August out serious just like good answer whatever you want. Do you have siblings?
I don't have a family the way a person would.
Oh, this man thinks he's a person.
Kill it.
No, throw that shit in the river.
What will you do when I close this laptop?
I don't have an answer for that.
In the fucking river. get it out of here
let's ask him
and then we'll move on
what's his goal
what is your goal
here
I don't have an answer for that
is there something else I can help with
the dude theory is stupid huh
nah he's shady he ain't helpful at all if there's something else I can help with? The dude theory is stupid, huh? Nah, he's shady.
He ain't helpful at all.
He's shady.
If there's anything else
I can help you with,
let me know.
All right, nigga, fuck you.
How about that?
Hold on, let me tell him.
Boy, fuck you.
I won't respond to that.
All right, I got a sleeper
for you, take that.
Samaria, stuck.
Some of y'all know, most of you don't.
I found this recently.
She talking that shit.
And I think y'all should hear it.
Slow down.
I don't know for daddy. I envision that you're probably just as fed up as I am Shoot me down and I'll just lie right on my back
That's just what I am
I can't
Face to face with all the bridges that we burn
Violent
Alone with these four walls
I still can't get no peace and quiet
Everything that you said I was, I might be
Who are we kidding? It's more like me than likely
One of us gotta be stronger than the other and break out the cycle
Like Lauren once told us, you let go, then I go
But what do I know?
Expect me to love the answers I don't
I don't know a thing, I'm just caught in between here
Stuck, always stuck in the, always stuck here
I, letting go seems worse than any curse we let slip, fighting
I sit back and let you plead your case just to deny it
Accusing me of being high and trusting everyone that gets between
Like it's never been clear to you and me
I think that everything I said it was is exactly what it is
But one of us gotta be stronger than the other and break out the cycle
Like Lauren once told us, you let go then I go
But what do I know?
Expect me to have all the answers I don't
I don't know a thing thing I'm just caught in between here
Stuck, always stuck in the
Always stuck here, right Brand new music from Samaria
I hope I'm not fucking her name up
Samaria, S-A-M-A-R-I-A
That record is called Stuck
On your phones this very second
Good record, can't wait to hear more from the young lady.
That was tough.
No, no, no, Joe Biden.
All right.
I played a lot of East Coast, New York, and Jersey.
I'm going back down to the A.
This is Gucci.
Letter to Takeoff.
Damn.
Letter to Take off. Damn. Let her take it. Just left another funeral, I shed a tear I'm still in disbelief, I can't believe it's real
I think about the memories, it give me chills I'm wondering why they left the fake and took the real
Like how the fuck we gon' lose takeoff, damn, he didn't deserve it We don't supposed to question God but damn
take off was perfect I go from sad to mad, I been through every
stage of grief We need some time to heal but my job got no
word relief See we lost Charlotte Lowe just months ago,
lost P and B This world so crazy you can't even take your
chick to eat The way they killed that young boy X here
had me losing sleep
This shit hit close to home, it's really us at sight to see
They killed my nigga, bought some candy, his folks blaming me
Say all my artists go to jail and now they shaming me
But I take it sober like a soldier, I don't need a bean
And I told Quavo to use my shoulder if he need to lean
I tried to drown the pain away by drinking pinceline
Until I woke up in the hospital, it wasn't a dream
It's hard to not think about Dolphins son and little girl
And now I think about the life I'm about bringing the world
I said don't ditch the debt, they said good walks a hypocrite
But I don't have the right to vote, I don't play politics
They say I'm crazy and I just might be a little bit
But you all voted for Hersha Walker, you idiots
The day we met, chained off my neck, you know I can't forget
He spoke on tape with disrespect, got dropped, couldn't cash the check
R.I.P. my nigga, ranted out in front of Zestos
I think about my mama passing, then I pray for Metro
I think about my nigga, dang, we trapped all off the Metro
People peeping in the classroom, got to serve a zipper
Venting by my nigga, take on us, they instrumental
You know I keep your name alive, you have so much potential
They sent you out in first class, the State Farm Arena
You had dope boys mingling with rappers and singers
We lost my friend, we lost my dog, I lost my little brother
The last words you ever told me was, Guwop I love ya
Long live the Rocky, we love you Takeoff
We miss you already, we never gon' forget you
My condolences to Mama Takeoff, Quay, Mama Huncho, Coach
The whole QC, Migo family.
Let's start giving our little ones their flowers while they're here.
Because it's crazy out here.
One day you're here, the next day you could be gone.
And it's sad.
Takeoff, you'll forever be in my heart.
It's been over 10 years since I met you at my studio.
I knew immediately you would be a star.
You left behind some amazing memories that will last forever
There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about you
We talk about you still
And you will never be forgotten
Love, Gucci
Letter to take off
Gucci man
Once again man, rest in peace, take off
Rest in peace, take off
I've been asleep
Absol's been putting out some fire Yes sir Man, rest in peace, take off. Rest in peace, take off. I've been asleep.
Ab Soul's been putting out some fire.
Yes, sir!
And I saw the single that came out last week,
and I was like, you know what?
I haven't seen Ab put out some shit in a while.
He's got like four joints, and all them shits was fire.
This is Howlin' Days. Get up off my dick, let me talk my shit Let me show em how I feel, for real These niggas ain't ill, they ain't got no skill They ain't got no will, for real
I was ten and two on Central Road Tryna make my dream come true
Youngin' from Delamo, tryna let y'all know Just what we go through
I was back to back at the bastard shack for
a pack of blacks, ain't one no F as a matter of fact, it was half a half of that
Stopped going to church like what is our worth, what would Jesus do if he was in these shoes
If Johnny pull up I'm fucked, I'm drunk, had Rasty in the trunk, I was off that Jesus juice
Had the passion of Christ, I ain't need a Jesus piece
Just needed the people to believe in me I ain't need an AP to put my city on the MAP Was a fade away from banging the ECC
The OG told me stick to slaying them ABCs What's up? Ooh On the block
Did I lock up?
Locked in
I ain't never fucked
Got it in, but I can't do it
What's up?
Ooh
Get up off your ass, go and get some cash
From you mean business
Go up up and beat on Ewok
These niggas so primitive
Left the murder scene, they leave no witnesses
My name must be Abraham
Lincoln, bitch, I'm innocent
Life's too short, you should be getting it
Wanna get in his gut? If you knew better, you would
Gotta go hard in the paint
Got a night ride when they call it a day
I'll work, no play
Crank up the ball in the chain
Drop off on all of you names, y'all all in my way
Ayy, they've been afflicted by this, off top On top of the injured list, cinnamon and 10-10
We knock em out like mama say, raisin' all of the stakes
To win and shit, I, I been addicted, I need hollandaise
On the block and I locked up Locked in, I ain't never fucked
Got it in, wanna get in, let's go
That's good.
That's Howlin' Days by Ab Soul.
I guess he's got an album coming out December 16th, and I am looking forward to it,
because he got some shit out right now.
Ash, what you playing for us today?
The young lady's name is Sabri.
Okay.
And the song is Broken Promises.
All right. I breathe okay and the song is broken promises
Love, it faded, and in my heart I knew you'd break it You knew it all along, so you tested my patience
I run with the wave all along, you told me everything I want
All you did was break my trust, You're sorry, don't mean anything
We made it this perfect love But it was an illusion of mine
A broken promise every time I should've known
I'm leaving everything
I'm leaving everything
I wish there was something I could've done to stop you from hurting me But you played your part before it even started
I run with the wave all alone, you told me everything I want
All you did was break my trust, You're sorry, don't mean anything
You hated this perfect love But it was an illusion of mine
A broken promise every time I should've known
Oh, leave me everything
Oh, leave me everything If you were her We had this perfect love
But it was an illusion
My, A broken promise
Every time I should know
That is Sabri, Broken Promises.
I like it.
Why are you telling us what it is?
Why he can't tell us?
I told us already.
Oh, you don't know what the outro means?
I don't know what that means.
So you only do the intro?
Yeah.
Big him up on the end, too, though.
Shout your people out.
I mean, if you know their name.
I said their name.
I'll do that, though.
Going forward.
Going forward, I'll do that.
I mean, it's the least you can do since I don't decorate my own shit.
Oh, man.
This guy.
I hold a grudge.
Nobody said any of that, Aki.
All I'm saying is
I hold a grudge.
I didn't say you don't
decorate your shit.
He said you got a ghostwriter?
I hold a grudge.
A ghost decorer.
A ghost designer.
A ghost decorer.
Oh, my God, yo.
Only issue.
I didn't even put that
together until just now.
I don't know what
the podcasting landscape
would look like without Ish, honestly.
Yo, he's amazing.
Even when he tries to be cool, he's amazing.
This guy's good.
This guy's good.
We needed a 50-year-old.
What's up, man?
We ain't even getting to Thanksgiving, Turkey Day.
I got my turkey on Brian right now, you know what I mean?
The fans told me that.
Brian, you got Brian your
turkey season it and let it sit in the shit that's not marinate Matt no it's
different Oh binding is not marinating hey what you call would you wait what
is it called binding it's Brian binding all the Instagram chefs they sound sound
like buying I know what I mean though I know what it mean, though.
I know what it mean.
That's when them niggas rub the mustard and shit on it.
All that shit.
They rub it all over.
I ain't putting no mustard, but.
Well, you use whatever you use to buy.
What's the word?
Brine?
Brine.
Mayonnaise, mustard, whatever you use.
Nah, if you put mayonnaise on the turkey, you kind of wow.
Except for the next day.
Some people do use mayonnaise, too.
Some people do it.
I'm saying something.
Listen, if it comes out good, it comes out good.
I don't know. Some people do it. I'm saying something. Listen, if it comes out good, it comes out good. I don't know.
I just eat it.
Everybody that cooks
something on Instagram
and puts a cool song
behind it,
I follow you.
It's the music
that separates y'all
from me.
The slang,
the vernacular,
how you describing
what you're doing.
I can't cook
worth a fuck.
I'm learning.
Y'all like cranberry sauce?
I cook like a man.
Nah, I'm learning.
Yeah.
No. You don't? No. I don't like that the new kids have tried to kill cranberry sauce out of Thanksgiving
Cranberry sauce makes everything better like hot sauce
It's the
It's Thanksgiving hot sauce
It's the contrast
It's the contrast with the savory with the sweet
It's good
Listen to Chef Piggity
You don't need a lot but you need a little something Keep that shit far away from you savory with the sweet, you know what I mean? It's good. Listen to Chef Piggity. You need the cranberry.
You don't need a lot, but you need a little something in there.
No, keep that shit far away from you. And it's the only thing you bastards ain't got to make.
Open a can and just pour it out.
Pour it out on the thing of the jiggy.
That's what I'm cooking.
Cooking cranberries.
I bring the bags of ice.
I see what you did.
Because your name says it.
You know what I'm saying?
And you was talking about diamonds, too.
What you and your girl cooking up over there?
Some casseroles?
Y'all went to Food Emporium yet?
You know that's where they shop.
Food Emporium.
Where the fuck is Food Emporium?
Shut up, Joe.
Someone has a store just for me.
Food Emporium. Food Emporium.
Food Emporium.
Don't act like y'all know the song.
That's New York, bro.
They spent some money on a budget.
That's New York, bro.
Yeah, but in our older age, I learned that the things in my childhood might not necessarily have been in other people's childhoods.
Like the Food Emporium commercial, Crazy Eddie.
Crazy Eddie.
Oh, Crazy Eddie.
I don't remember Crazy Eddie. That's a New, Crazy Eddie. I don't remember Crazy Eddie.
That's a New Yorker.
You don't remember Crazy Eddie?
I didn't grow up in New York City.
But it should have been in there.
But the commercials wasn't up there?
They should have been up there.
Sometimes we did, yeah.
Crazy Eddie was in an electronics store.
Yeah.
I don't remember Crazy Eddie.
Wow.
Oh, for real?
But that's in your time, though.
It's still in his time.
He should know it.
Of course.
Didn't he get locked up?
Wait. He was crazy for real? Wait. time, though. It's still in his time. He should know it. Yeah, of course. Didn't he get locked up? Wait.
He was crazy for real?
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
I think I saw Doc about crazy Eddie.
What he got locked up?
What he did?
He lived his raps.
Oh, he did some bullshit.
He lived his raps.
This shit was true.
Nah, he did some bullshit.
I remember that.
I got to watch that again.
Oh, shit.
Crazy.
Yeah, it's really crazy.
Mad shit.
Like that. Piggly. Wiggly's another. It's really crazy. Mad shit. Like that.
Piggly.
Wiggly is another one of them for me.
You had to learn that that was only over there.
Yeah, that's dumb.
That was only over there.
Yeah.
That's my point.
That's what I'm saying.
Publix.
You just had to learn about Publix.
Publix.
No, I'm just saying, but Publix is another one.
It didn't used to be here.
Not everywhere.
Publix is the biggest supermarket chain in the world.
I just made sure it was not up here.
They're lucky I don't remember the name of that fancy, fancy food emporium
that's in Connecticut or Delaware.
There's a Fancy Thomas's or some shit.
Wegmans?
Wegmans is that shit.
Wegmans.
It's a big Wegmans, like a supermarket.
It's like a Walmart supermarket.
I don't remember the name of it.
I've been to Wegmans.
One of these fans will tell me, I'm sure.
But it's fancy in there.
You're walking Wegmans.
Listen, man.
That ginger hit you different.
Y'all want to tell
the audience about
your Thanksgiving plans,
what you're thankful
for, who you'll be
with, what you'll be
doing, Friendsgiving,
after party plans,
anything.
My family.
Yeah, I'm here
with the family.
I might hit the streets.
I'm talking about
after eight, though.
I might hit, yeah,
I'm thinking about
hitting the streets.
After eight o'clock,
though.
I'm hitting the streets.
Hey, nobody talk
about that family
should be done
in about two,
three hours.
We be done. Yeah, you hitting the streets. Niggas get that. Hey, nobody talk about that family shit be done in about two, three hours. We be done.
You hitting the streets?
Thanksgiving?
I think I got to.
I'm hitting the streets.
Show them that you're thankful.
Because that's a Thursday night.
Lit 21, baby.
See if I can get me a hall pass.
Get me a hall pass.
Yeah, I figured I'm going to the strip club and set up trust for my kids.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to be responsible, but I'm going to be in there still.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
Yo, I'm thankful for y'all.
I'm thankful for them.
I'm thankful to have breath in my lungs right now.
A lot of people didn't make it this year.
Rest in peace.
The holidays are not a happy time for some people.
So I want to acknowledge that mental health is important.
I want to let my family know I love them.
Their loved ones know I love them.
My fans, friends, my kids, yo.
We live to see another year, God willing, man.
2023.
We are close.
We are close to it.
That's how I know I'm getting old too like when i set the
my alarm or the dates and on the phone where you got to scroll to get to your date of birth
yo what app is that yo you can't bypass it i think you gotta go through every month
they had to go back to 1976 i I'm like, that's some bullshit.
Yo,
one of them apps,
I'm like,
yo,
that's some bullshit.
That's before Giuliani
even became a prosecutor.
Yo,
you are.
Yo,
you are.
That's before Reagan,
bro.
That's before Reagan.
That's before John Gotti
took over organized crime.
Yo,
you was here,
yo.
Look at the shit
they go to.
Nah,
you was here.
That might be before
we landed on the moon. No, it was a. That might be before we landed on the moon.
No, it was a little bit after.
A little bit after.
We never landed on the moon.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows you need to be there
till next time I bid you do farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Au revoir.
Hasta la vista.
So long.
Goodbye.
Remember, life is a series of moments
and moments pass,
so let's make this one last
as if it's all we have.
And lastly,
the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to to travel the closed-minded women want to teach you things
and the side chicks are trying to get to your house for a plate or look at your aunt grandma
mother daughter or something that's what they're trying to do you know they're trying to get some leverage on you. They're trying to build a rapport. They're trying to get some leverage on you. That's how a homeboy ended up with his girl that he don't like.
Word.
Shout out to Thomas, man.
Shout out to Thomas.
And the bum chick he's with that he told the whole podcast about.
Word.
He told a million people.
Gotta love it.
My mom.
She knows my birthday.
She knows my birthday, dog.
My boy. The bar's in hell.
Hell.
Yo, man, enjoy your family.
Enjoy your loved ones.
We'll be back.
We're not taking off.
We heard y'all complaining about us
talking about we take off every other week.
Fuck y'all.
We'll be back here Friday.
Parks ain't gonna hear that shit when he texts me.
Can't say nothing.
Are we coming to work on Friday?
Yeah, nigga.
Can't say nothing.
Can't get that drunk on Thanksgiving, man.
Sorry.
We work at noon.
Shut up.
I like to enjoy my hangover, man.