The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 582 | “The Triple-Double OG”
Episode Date: November 30, 2022On this week’s episode, Parks begins by recapping his experience at his wife’s High School reunion over the weekend (15:30). Joe then plays an audio clip from an old teammate who says he had a tri...ple-double against Oak Hill Academy (23:40) and the guys pay tribute to a close friend & legend, Hovain, who passed away over the weekend (30:38). Lastly, Balenciaga sues production company behind its controversial ad campaign (1:06:57), Meek Mill and Rick Ross reunite (1:28:36), praising the Soul Train Awards (1:47:15), Part of the Show (1:56:01), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Marie Dahlstrøm feat. Delleile Ankrah - “Clouds” Ice | RAAHiiM - “Spin the Block” Parks | Rome Streetz feat. Armani Caesar - “Armed & Dangerous” Ish | Madison Paris - “Mine”
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All right.
Let's start with an argument.
Ish, tell them what we're about to argue about.
You just gave Corey a recap.
Come on, let me walk the dog for you.
We're outside.
So we are, as a team, we're trying to make a conscious effort to curse less.
Say the B word less, the N word less, as a collective.
All cursing, yep.
Right?
So Joe talks about how his cousin is riding with his wife and his mom,
and we just throwing F-bombs.
We just letting it go.
And it's embarrassing, right?
So he says, what?
Yeah, I'd be embarrassed.
No, it is. I'd be embarrassed no it is i'd be
embarrassed i know we have an older demo we do and it don't really hit you to you be in the street
is what i was explaining to these brothers like you be outside and somebody's aunt great great
aunt yeah like somebody older come like yo my daughter put me on here about to be playing it
from the room i'd be like oh word oh, word. Yikes. Or Thanksgiving.
I got my aunt, 94.
So she's sitting at the table.
Yo, where can I listen to your show?
Nah, chill, auntie.
Don't even worry about it.
You good.
Don't worry about that.
94?
Y'all fucking Jamaicans live.
She's not Jamaican.
That's the black side.
That's the chitlins.
Chitlins extend your joint, yo.
Anyway.
No, so I'm like, oh, but they old anyway.
And they like y'all gray hairs.
I said, so I said, Joe, you know you got gray hair too, right?
No, I wasn't saying they old and they like y'all gray hairs.
I was saying.
We're relatable.
Yeah, I want to be mindful of this now.
Because our part is we attract that.
I said, you dudes is all gray haired in the
face looking old and stupid
in the face.
You dudes.
Excluding him.
Just us dudes.
That's y'all.
But I'm talking to y'all.
He's got white privilege.
There's a time where everybody's privilege has to pop out.
I got some privilege. So you were saying.
I said Joe Pham. You know you got gray hairs too right i'm gonna speed it up this fool says yeah but mine don't count i'm a rapper no i used to rap i get a pass what that's rapper
privilege facts i would like to hear the uh i really want to hear this yo dog stop you gotta
get your kard Shapiro, Johnny.
What?
You woke him up.
I want to hear you defend this.
I don't.
I need y'all to explain why I'm wrong.
Maybe teach me.
What do you mean defend this?
So if he's a teacher, he's an engineer, but you're a rapper.
Let me ask you this.
You could be great.
Let me ask you this.
And this is what?
Yes.
What are y'all missing? What are y'all missing?
What are y'all missing about there are certain exceptions that are made for people that have
been famous or have notoriety for X amount of years.
Ish comes in here every other pod and says, yo, he highlights when those perks jump out
for me versus him because I'm famous.
That's true.
So my thing is, why do he think that that is not widespread or don't apply to great
hearers?
A lot of people have this, you know how certain songs give you a photographic memory of where
you were when you heard it?
Yes, yes.
That same thing applies somewhat for celebrityism i agree like emmanuel lewis is
still emmanuel lewis in my head 30 years i don't know how old he is i don't know what he looked
like today because it's just embedded in my head so that's what i mean when i say my grades hit
different because i rapped because they caught me at every phase. They caught me when I shaved all this shit off.
They caught me when I looked 19.
I probably never looked 19.
But they just, I don't think their image that's cemented in their head of me is gray hair Joe.
Now for you gentlemen,
y'all have just been discovered by mass, by the masses.
Their introduction
to you
is
older, mature, wiser
ish with great. They don't know you.
Not many people have seen us
arguing about rent in New York
in 2008 on YouTube
where your eyes was popping a little
more out your face.
Skin was looking a little more young, vibrant, so fresh and so clean.
Ice was always just a Twitter handle.
He never really put his face up there.
So this is people's introduction.
Oh, stop it, Ice.
This is people's introduction.
So that's my only difference.
With that, I close my argument.
You think people still picture you with a chin strap?
For the most part. Okay? For the most part.
Okay.
For the most part.
That's what you think?
For the most part.
So let me ask you this.
Do you think your rap career is what you're known more for by the masses than the pod?
I think they still call him a rapper.
They do.
No, no, no.
In a write-up or something like that.
The notoriety, the worldwide notoriety.
Much more from the pod.
Exactly.
Which is, ta-da.
You know.
Nigga, gray is gray.
Yeah, that's it.
I heard all of that.
I don't want to hear none of that.
We all growing older, nigga.
The gray is here.
I don't really see it.
I know.
That's it.
That's cool.
I just don't see it.
Yo, the fancy hats don't hide the grays, bro.
They don't know you, but they knew them from the fancy clothes and shit now, though, right?
That you wasn't wearing before.
Yeah.
Not many.
See, but even in that, most people don't know how podcasters make money.
So when girls used to, let me say used to.
Or when girls see me, f*** that.
I can talk and blur that.
when girls used to let me say used to or when girls see me that i can talk and blur that uh when girls see me today and come around maybe because i'm cute or funny i can spot the shock
in them from me having like this type of stuff the car and just all that i see the shock
what i would agree with that come on to that level no no no because
come on i know you hate to be on my side with something but i'm trying to work
no the level of the i think they think that you're getting money but they don't think you're
getting made back money they don't think you're getting two and three thousand dollars shirt money. They only reserve that
for the athletes.
Even most rappers don't.
I mean, we know,
but most rappers
don't have money like that.
You get what I'm saying?
So you got on a three thousand
dollar shirt.
They like, oh, damn,
with a bag.
Oh, he doing it like that.
Oh, I know it was that.
You get what I'm saying?
So I agree with him.
Like I could see a BMW
or Ben's money.
I don't know about made back money. You get what I'm saying? It's just him like I could see a BMW or Benz money I don't know about
Maybach money
you get what I'm saying
it's just a difference
so I would agree with you
$3,000 glasses
shit like that
they like oh
that's a different type of bread
so I would agree with that
there
alright
alright
you successfully
backed him up off you Joe
you was in the corner
they had you.
They had weapons.
They had sharp knives, guns.
This is like we was back in Fox's again.
Niggas trying to kill me in Fox's.
All right.
How am I feeling?
How am I feeling?
How am I feeling? feeling.
Mic check, mic check, mic check, mic check.
I'm doing it for the breakups today.
Doing it for the breakups today.
Holiday season gets tough, I'm way too wavy, let you play me like it's too fun
Malice in my palace, you the silence in my crouton
Keep your genie, G, and give a fuck about what they say
Talking like Madea with that mama, and you can say
Me on some smoking, all the B, got that A grade
On a block, I'm spinning on that bitch just like a Beyblade Lines around the corner, lines around the corner Shout to the woman that you can trust with the arcs
There's not many of you, but some of you exist
Shout out to family and friends of the
show. First and last time listeners.
Shout out to wherever you might
be listening from. YouTube, Patreon,
Patronix.
SoundCloud, Spotify,
Google.
Hey.
Shout out to everybody listening from the But Benjamin's important to me But it ain't nothing important to her Ain't nothing important to her
Shout out to everybody listening from the ride in they car
If you live in Houston, tuck that road race
Don't honk the horn, niggas will kill you
And it goes
Watch for me when I found another nigga, bitch
It's you, dumb
Uh-oh
Now I gotta tell you about yourself
Gotta tell you about yourself now Got to tell you about yourself now.
I'm sorry, Stank.
Get to that point in the argument where you got to tell your girl some hard truths.
Oh, man.
Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. I couldn't figure. Heard this nigga get more paper than me. I can't even flex and say I'm richer.
Yes, I'm just a rolly heater richer.
That's a lot of hate.
Yeah, it is.
That's a lot of hate.
Boy, that's hate.
Definitely.
Sometimes you hate. You've hated like that before.
Come on.
Own your hates.
Own your hates.
I don't got to do that.
You've never, never?
I hate when you do that.
Never hate.
Yeah, I'm done with you today. I'm done with you today i'm done with you today buddy no we're laughing at it yeah you know it's just never done
very normal man thing joe i was raised by different types of niggas honestly you was
raised by different types of niggas so it shocks me that you resort to some of these things
but what i'm saying don't really have a whole lot
to do with upbringing, I guess,
because we come from
some of the same places.
Okay.
But when you intro women
into the equation.
And emotions.
As a man,
you learn some things
about yourself.
That's what I'm talking about.
So, yes.
I had an image
of how I would act
when my partner left with the guy with more money.
How that happened, how it played out,
I mean, it didn't match the image that I had of myself.
That's all I'm saying.
It never happened.
And in hindsight, I was hating.
Yes.
I believe you.
I was hating.
I called you about it, nigga.
No, you called him too.
Oh, yeah. I was hating. I called you about it, nigga. No, you called him too. Oh, yeah.
It's cool, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a different kind of hate right there.
Yeah, but that's why I don't like doing pods with people that know me like that.
Because some things shouldn't make it to a pod.
I'm ashamed of that.
You should be.
I'm ashamed of that.
But I think that you need that. Nah, you get a pass
though. I think that you need that though.
No, you get a pass because...
I'll fight you today. Today I'll fight one of y'all.
This is my opinion.
When you in love, the rules don't apply.
That's when you get your head off.
I never just...
I've been heartbroken, but I never lost
my girl to the nigga that had more
bread. Whatever you lost her to... I just lost my girl because I was doing dumb shit. Yo, you never know, but I never lost my girl to the nigga that had more bread. Whatever you lost her to...
I just lost my girl because I was doing dumb shit.
You never know, and I'm going to
trigger some people out there, you never know
how big of a goof your girl is until
y'all break up for a couple weeks.
That is true.
Y'all don't even know how to do it.
Y'all know how to do it right.
Y'all get goofy off the rip.
Or how goofy you'll be until you be heartbroken.
So now it look like I'm hating, but I really love your goofy ass trying to protect you from that bull.
Man, that's hate.
Trying to protect her is hate.
That's what you're doing.
You got to let her do it.
Yeah, because they be lying.
They be lying to us.
They be lying to themselves.
Why was I calling that man?
He picked up and spoke to me too we used to kick
it a little bit we used to kick it a little bit yo i can see how you got hurt the guy the guy's
intelligent yo smart guy sounds like i'm talking to you he's a smart guy he's a smart guy we broke
down with it we broke it down we unpacked that thing. He was a rat, though.
Damn.
He was.
He was a rat.
That's how he bagged it, like on some snitchy shit.
See, I don't respect that.
Yeah, that's corny.
That's corny.
That's hate.
Dirty Mac?
I was going to say that.
Yeah, Dirty Mac, though.
Is it okay to, is there like a reverse hate?
Like a reverse and uno?
You think that?
Yeah.
Am I hating if you started we started with the hill hate enough
Yeah, yeah, you still might snitch because it was got snitch back right? Yo my whole career niggas was snitching
men
The niggas was hating. Yeah, that's because it was like I got more this than him. I got more that
That's how you get it. That's your man. You hang around some rats
man, you hang around some raps.
Damn.
I hang around him? That's why I had to distance myself from you for a little bit.
I hang around him?
That's why I had to distance myself from you for a little bit.
Now, you got to hang in with us.
It was a wild crowd for a couple years.
Listen, Feb, you, you, I don't do that.
Listen, we got bigger fish to fry.
We do.
Oh, let me hit drops.
Yeah.
I didn't intro this thing.
I didn't do anything.
Because I love you guys, man.
How does this shit start?
I'm in a good mood. I do it because I love you guys All right, 482 582 5 yes 482? 582. Five, yes. 482, so it's dark.
Oh, shit.
That's where these grades came from.
482. The 400s.
Oh, my God.
I'm later fours.
I'll be laughing at y'all.
Welcome to episode 99.
Yeah, you just wait.
You just keep it up.
Keep at it.
Got a little speed bump coming?
Yeah.
Welcome to episode 582.
582, the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your host, Joe Budden.
And niggas is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Corey's here.
Parks is here.
Erickson is here.
Our remote people are here.
Niggas is here.
Shout out to gang.
Gang gang.
Oh, man.
And everyone here is important.
Trust me, I know that around text time.
Tell me why.
Or not.
Everyone here is needed and important to the functioning of this operation.
God.
Jesus.
Come on, what you going through?
Talk to me.
Nothing.
Parks, come on, tell us.
For those that don't know, Parks went to his wife's high school reunion.
That's right.
He was hurt plus one.
I was.
We unpacked that on a later Patreon episode.
We did.
That's why I was dressed up last week.
Yeah, that's why Parks was dressed up.
Round of applause.
Someone said I was my evil twin.
Nah, they was on you, fam.
You should have came in there.
You might have to do that a little more often.
Some of the Patronis tried to hate.
And they said that we was hating and we not really friends because he ain't look right in the boots and the tux.
Y'all niggas just don't have sauce.
We actually liked it.
Yeah.
I like things with character.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That looked like him.
It did.
Yeah.
But now we need deets.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
We got to hear this. It was. Yeah, but now we need deets. Okay. Oh, yeah, we got to hear this.
It was exactly as I thought it would be.
I was awkwardly sitting in the corner most of the time.
I was surprised by the demographics.
Why?
She went to a Christian school.
I didn't really factor that in,
but there was a lot of different groups of people there,
which led to a fairly segregated party for the most part
until everyone got drunk
and then it turned the fuck up.
But it was pretty fun, man.
I mean, the DJ was a little blend happy.
That can throw off my vibe a little bit.
Listen to this guy.
No, no, I'm all...
I had a bad experience this week, too.
I had a bad experience, too,
but get your shit off.
Nah, the blend, like,
he put, like,
in the club over candy shop.
Bro, you're doing too much.
You're doing too much. Like, those are damn near, he put, like, in the club over candy shop. Bro, you're doing too much. Mm-hmm.
You're doing too much.
Like, those are damn near the same song,
like, emotionally in a club vibe.
You don't have to blend them.
It's cool, yeah.
But it was Jersey shit.
I know that that's y'all shit over here.
Like, everything went into the Jersey house beat at some point.
You know what I'm saying?
First of all, watch your mouth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't say it like that.
Know the fucked up blend, but you know it's Jersey shit.
Don't say it like that. Well, when I up blend, but you know it's Jersey shit. Don't say it like that.
Well, when I'm in Jersey, I expect that shit to a degree.
Well, why got to be that shit, though?
Yeah, I don't like it.
Because that's that shit, though.
Boy.
You know what I mean?
You're good.
You're good.
So on a scale of 1 to 10, if you had to rate your wife's job of ingratiating you to the scene. Oh, she did great. She was mad at me, though, because I didn't want to be ingratiating you to the scene.
Oh, she did great.
She was mad at me, though,
because I didn't want
to be ingratiated that much.
I was perfectly fine
sitting in the corner
texting my dad.
I know, I know.
She brought you there
to stunt, my nigga.
I know, but I was tired.
He's over there.
We worked all day.
That's how you want
your husband to look.
You don't want him
all up in your face.
My husband over there
chilling.
Nah.
In case one of y'all
act up in here.
Nah, it depends on what she wants. Yeah. You know what i'm saying like if she wants you to be
chilled and you be chill she wants you to be you gotta kind of do that but then the party went on
there was an after party thing and i turned up a little bit more had a little more fun so
well no the music i really like people neglect how much the music can impact your time absolutely
if you are not feeling the vibe,
it subconsciously will have you sitting in a corner
texting on your phone.
It'll throw everything off.
Yeah.
The DJ downstairs was turning up.
He was playing that shit.
So down there, I was having a little more fun.
I'm running around, talking to everybody a little more.
That's why I can't do the white strip clothes.
It'd be the music.
Oh, is that why?
Yeah.
Come on, buddy.
It was right there, yo.
It'd be a glass door.
Sometimes you just don't realize it's a door.
We get it.
Yeah, it's stupid.
I go in the strip club Friday night.
Friday night is Friday night because Saturday,
they might play some fucking
Nelly Furtado or some Spanish shit.
They might get more Spanish music
on Saturday night.
So you go on Friday night.
Friday night,
walk in,
and they playing songs
that they've never played before
on a Friday night.
It's early midnight.
Can't get out of my life.
It's early midnight.
Just is not the scene for whatever they're doing.
I think there was a whole.
This is a strip club?
Yes.
One that I frequent with the gangsters and the gang members.
Yo, was it the normal DJ?
Or was it somebody else?
Because that matters.
It's the holidays, so it could have been.
35 minutes into my night as I'm questioning the DJ and the hype man.
Now there's someone on the mic that's trying to hype these bad song selections.
The bartender pulls me close and says,
can you believe the DJ?
I said, what do you mean? That's not our regular DJ. I said, what do you mean?
That's not our regular DJ.
I said, tell me more.
He said, yeah, there's been an issue with the regular DJs,
so at the last minute, they had to bring in a guy from Connecticut.
I said, ha, ha.
There you go.
Wait, the guy from Connecticut.
So him and the hype man are from Connecticut on a Friday night
in the Bronx where the gangsters and the gang members are.
And 10 minutes after me and her had that conversation,
guess what came on?
You guessed it.
Tekashi.
Oh.
And that was my first time seeing that come on
in a place where some people will object to this and i was one of them but there were a
couple of a mob of people rushed the dj booth it almost got bad is what i'm saying to you i was i
was amazed at how everybody acted just in unison when this record came on he's gonna play that
there important to know your surroundings
when you're running around playing these records.
That's true.
Many a DJ have gotten beaten up
for playing the wrong record at the wrong spot.
Yes.
Very vital information for you guys out there,
and we don't condone that.
We don't condone that.
But it can happen.
I'm about safety and peace like NBA Youngboy is.
I like that.
I like all that safety and peace shit from people that are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
Well, kudos to Parks.
Yeah, it was fun.
Kudos to Parks for his.
Made the most of it.
All right.
You went to school in Patterson, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm definitely not going to my Christian high school reunion.
He left that part out before.
I don't know, man. I don't know, man.
I don't know if the
biddies is going to be over here.
No, they won't.
You don't know.
That's why you just don't know.
Benedictine Academy. Boys in Hood.
Yes.
The Catholic school girls
is the biggest hoochies.
You don't remember that?
New Jersey Catholic schools, it was up.
It was up, up.
Up, way up.
It was up.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's what you wanted.
Whoa, that was a little bus stop.
They had the skirt rolled up all the way.
Any girl that ever went to St. Mary's is, yeah, you wanted them.
Mm-hmm.
That was the one in Jersey City, St. Mary's.
Mother Seaton, Benedictine.
But we just looked at them.
We just called them the schools with the uniforms.
I know.
They was uniformed.
Maris ain't one of them, right?
Uh-uh.
They just made you wear a uniform.
Maris wasn't.
Maris makes you wear a uniform?
My cousin used to go to, I don't know. Oh, man. Maris in the Maris used to go to I don't know
oh man Maris in the Hall of
Fame buddy Maris is in the
Hall of Fame especially if
you who because they had the
skirts that we better say
they had they had uniforms
and colors that was a
representative of the year
you weren't so you could
spot who the freshman
freshman y'all couldn't wear the blue
joints. That was nice.
So you knew who to avoid.
You knew where to shoot.
This was many years ago. I can't do math
but a long time ago. You knew where to shoot.
Marist? Ask about me in Marist
man.
I'm going to ask too. Ask.
Is Jersey up there? I'm going to ask too. Ask. Is your jersey up there?
I was going to save it
and rest in peace
to my marriage guy
Keith McMurray.
He died in our childhood.
That's my man.
I was going to save this
for later
but since you're walking me
right into it
with my marriage jersey
being in the Hall of Fame thing.
So this is the bad part
about doing so many drugs and pills throughout life.
Your memory can get a little foggy.
So there are bits and pieces of life that I remember and I don't remember.
But I bumped into a I bumped into an interview from a gentleman named Kurt Smalls.
I know you all don't know who that is, but I went to high school with Kurt Smalls.
Kurt Smalls was the star basketball player.
That nigga was nice.
He was a different type of nice.
You couldn't tell me he wasn't.
And rest in peace, Coach Gil Reynolds.
Rest in peace, Coach Gil.
Not too much on Gil.
But anyway, so I bump into his interview.
And he starts talking about me that guy could set a pick
yo is that the dude
that was in your class
that sat a couple seats
or something
no this is in high school
oh it's a different dude
oh okay
see now Parks
Parks made me mad
I played basketball with you
you set a good pick
can I play it for you?
Let's hear it.
Pure hustle.
But you had Lauren Bird with one of hip hop's most recognizable personalities in Joe Button, right?
Kurt was ranked like top 50 in the country.
You sent me that interview, and I'm reading it.
50 in the country.
You sent me that interview, and I'm reading it.
I had to click back twice, and I'm like, Joe Button played for Lauren Burke?
First of all, I didn't even know Joe Button played ball.
Yeah, Joey, man, that was my guy.
He didn't play that much, but he was very athletic.
I think he was at the school for disciplinary reasons.
Because, you know, Larenberg was a place that if you did some things,
like the judge would order you to, you know, go there and finish.
So Joe was there with us.
Clink, like we clicked up right away.
You know, he's from Jersey.
So the New York guys, we stuck so um Look at show really athletic like um
Like oh the skill level wasn't on where we was at
But he was good enough to make the 10th or 11th spot and um
Yeah, one of the best games of his life against Oak Hill Academy a triple-double In that game, I had 50. Yo, I'm going to tell about, tell about, tell about.
Fucked around and got a triple-double.
Yo, what Oak Hill?
What Oak Hill?
And that's... See?
See?
Which one?
Wow.
What Oak Hill?
Wow.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
I got you, buddy.
I got you.
Yo, this guy is crazy.
I got you, buddy.
I kind of expected that reaction from you.
Oh, man.
Mic check, one, two, one, two, and it goes.
Oh, man.
This guy.
Yo, uh, man.
Ish.
Let's not play any games here.
I'm asking you, what Oak Hill?
Oak Hill.
You know Oak Hill.
I do.
If anybody here knows Oak Hill, you know Oak Hill.
I don't know anything about him.
I know he might not know.
It's a basketball factor.
Corey should know.
It's a basketball factor.
You know Oak Hill, too?
That mellow.
Yeah.
Who's who?
Everybody went to Oak Hill.
And Joe fucked around and caught a triple-double.
I just want to know, was one of them fouls?
Yo, do I have anybody who will support me with something good?
They let me get 10 fouls?
I'm going to leave them in the game, man.
Let them get 10 fouls, man.
Damn, you about Mello's age, too.
That might have been against Mello.
Yo, dawg.
This is what y'all say.
When I tell y'all I got a triple-double against Warhol Kill.
Yeah.
Joe, you are 5'9".
I'm not 5'9".
I think I'm going to stop bringing good news to y'all.
I think that's what I'm going to do.
Yeah.
We ain't going to find the box score.
We don't want to see the box score.
Yeah, I need to see that.
What year was that?
I'm going to find it.
I can't.
It's like Wilt Game, right?
And my man said he had 50.
My man said he had 50.
No, that's why I had the triple-double.
Oh, it's this.
If we're being honest.
Yeah, he's feeding him.
Pause.
Because I'm going to always get rebounds,
and I'm going to score a couple of layups.
But when I tell you that this man killed Oak Hill,
I'm talking about from anywhere.
This is before we saw Steph Curry,
so this was unbelievable to see
he didn't play I used to just try
to play him one on one in the gym
11-1 12-1 get off
me Joe he was he was
NBA college
he was college ready
what's his name Kurt Smalls
no he's he was
he was him alright but that's
the I would never get a triple double ifouble if somebody was not scoring like that.
Anybody you've asked it to.
But listen, Parks and Ice probably can't get a day and make their high school basketball team.
You know what I mean?
I skipped them trials.
I went for one day.
I made the team when the athletes was there.
I wasn't even here for that.
I went to one trial.
I wasn't even here for that.
I'm here for duffing niggas out with some shit.
I'm not.
I wasn't here for that. I'm here because I was a niggas out with some shit. I wasn't here for that.
I'm here because I was a menace.
You were the enforcer?
No.
No, not at all.
These was people that-
That school was-
Prep schools be nice.
They be nice, nice.
Gil Reynolds, Bernard King went there.
They sending people to-
It's scholarship time.
These people take this for real.
I ain't got time for my little bullshit.
I tried to foul a couple of them big 6'11", niggas.
Then I had beef
with one of them.
He was like,
oh my God,
why am I on this team?
You was a 5'9", Oakley, yo.
I'm not 5'9",
and me and you can fight.
I know,
you keep calling me 5'9".
You good?
You all right?
I'm good, fam.
Anyway,
now we're moving on
So that's all y'all have to say
About my triple double
On Oak Hill
Holy shit
I just wanna see the
What do I have to
Yo what do I have to do?
This could be like the Wilt game
What do I have to bring
Bring to the table?
I mean we heard it happen
A box score
Did it really happen?
A box score
Oh man
That's hilarious
Alright
My last question for y'all.
Is that hate?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
That's hate.
Ish,
I mean,
Ice,
is this hate from Ish Tucker?
It's curiosity.
It's hate from me,
for sure.
Okay.
I'm hate.
Is this hate?
That's hate.
Okay.
That's it.
All right, bro.
He had a basketball legend
bigging up his
10th man. Man, I forgot all about that. That's his man's, though. You know had a basketball legend bigging up his 10th man.
Man, I forgot all about that.
That's his man's, though.
You know how you gotta
look out for your man's?
Like, I'm a stock I put on that.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate.
Wow.
That hate is real.
We got to clean that couch.
That shit is dripping with hate right now.
All right, so come on.
Let's get in the pot.
That is hilarious.
Let's get in the pot.
Who's leading? Who's leading the break? Somebody lead the break's get in the potting. That is hilarious. Let's get in the potting. Who's leading?
Who's leading the break?
Somebody lead the break.
I grabbed the board.
Outlet pass immediately.
I'm not trying to bring the ball up.
Outlet pass.
I said outlet.
The goal is to score here.
You can't get 50?
Is anybody running toward the hoop?
What's my man name?
It's hard to get it.
I can never get a triple double with y'all.
Kirk Schur?
Kirk Smalls.
Yo. Yo, watch your mouth. I wasnall. Kirk shirt. Kirk smalls. Yo.
Yo, watch your mouth.
I wasn't disrespecting Kirk.
Flirt.
It's cool.
Yo, you can't do that.
You can't just make up names for people.
All right, outlet pass.
All right, we want to start with the heavy news?
Of course.
Yeah.
Of course.
So we lost a friend.
Sometimes bad news comes too close to your door.
Yeah.
It comes too close to your doorstep.
This shit happens every single day,
but sometimes the mail is addressed to your circle.
Yeah.
And see, I'm sorry, Ice, because you was talking.
No, no, it's cool.
When Ice called me, Was that Saturday morning?
Early Saturday morning.
The pod had just dropped, right?
Mm-hmm.
I don't talk to Ice at that time.
That's my point.
Mm-hmm.
So that already looked funny on the phone.
So you pick up.
Now Ice sounding un-Ice-like.
And he gave me the horrible news that Hovane has passed rest in peace to
Hovane Hov we love you or you know it this is Friday morning I'm not reading
anything but I think they said somewhere around 2 a.m. it don't matter he had a
heart attack and we lost somebody extremely close to each of us. Go ahead.
Did they put the cars out?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I was trying to make sure.
He wasn't.
Okay.
Yeah, but I mean, toxicology is not bad.
But he had a heart attack.
Okay, so they had a heart attack.
And that was the weekend for me.
Yeah, my Saturday was fucked.
Dang.
It was rough.
I got the call.
Actually, I got it Friday,
but I just sat there.
I still haven't...
Processed?
Yeah, I still haven't fully processed.
I keep looking at the phone
expecting bro to hit me.
We speak every...
We had professional business,
but this is a friend of mine for over 15 years.
Important to so many up-and-coming artists.
Established artists.
Established artists.
But the fun part of that was we got to watch him in real time work his way up to where he was.
Yes.
So you start with Troy Ave, you end with Lloyd Banks.
Styles P.
Styles.
He worked cams last year.
He was active.
Extremely.
He was extremely active.
Extremely supportive too.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, definitely.
Like mad supportive.
Above and beyond.
Like supportive isn't even a good enough word.
It's not.
That's true.
Everything that I ever did, he was always right there supporting me, rooting me on.
And we did not have a professional relationship.
That's who he was.
And that's the story of Hovang.
Yeah.
You didn't have to be in business with him.
You could just hit him with a question.
He's right there.
He's right there.
He would hit you before you had the question.
That's true.
Like you didn't even have to be like, yo, Ho need your help with this i don't know he would see i see what you're doing you know what i mean like every patreon nigga hit my phone
yo you smoked it yo you did this or you did that just yeah just support on a different level
it was just a different level and um sending me bottles of champagne every time I dropped a project.
And he was a person that a lot of times people be afraid to introduce you
or to plug you with their people.
Facts.
They'll keep that.
Facts.
Because they want to make money off of that.
Like, yeah, I'll middleman it, but I need.
Hovain was never like that.
Never.
If you needed something and he knew somebody that could get it done,
yo, let me put you on the line with this person right here.
He'll just text message you with everybody, all the parties involved.
When I got married last year, we needed hair and makeup,
and he plugged us with his wife.
It didn't end up working out.
Shout out to Kim.
We love you.
It's just little shit like that.
It's small.
That has nothing to do with nothing.
You know what I'm saying?
That's true. There's so many people that's not like that. Like that has nothing to do with nothing. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's true.
Like,
it's so many people.
That's not like that today.
In this industry.
Shit.
You don't find many just genuinely good people.
Like when I spent all Saturday just talking to different people,
we was just having like our whole vein stories.
You know,
we've been on the phone.
Y'all remember this,
this,
this is bugging out.
vein stories no no we've been on the phone y'all remember this this this is i'm bugging out i remember he had me in brownsville brooklyn at 3 30 in the morning feeling feeling safe for us safe
as shit like outside we was just chilling yeah chains was out yeah no no chains out
but um you just don't get like there's no smut on his name.
Zero.
That's rare.
Just a good dude, man.
It's just a good dude.
And the sad part is how young he was.
Like, I thought he was our age.
You know what I'm saying?
He was 34 years old, dog.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know he was that young either.
I didn't know he was that young.
I thought he was my age.
I didn't know he was that young until the news broke.
That's crazy, dog.
And so,
even when I was talking to Corey,
like the thing,
when you lose
these young, great people,
like Colvin could have been Lucian.
You know what I mean?
Like he could have been on
a big Craig or Julie,
that level in his business.
There ain't no could have been.
No, I'm just saying,
at 34, dog, imagine where he was at 55.
Imagine where he would have been at 50.
At 40, shit.
I say that about all our young people that we keep losing.
And I say it all the time, but yeah, like, dog, this shit is crazy.
This one we were watching.
Like, we saw it.
It was crazy, bro.
Like, his relationship equity that he had and just the knowledge of this particular
business that is so hard to learn and grasp, he was on his way and that's what you know what i'm saying and
willing to share it that's what he's teaching courses he's he's doing a million he's active
online you know he just got um he just won an award two weeks ago a week or two ago for something
like it just was crazy yo like just featured in in Billboard as an up-and-comer or something like that.
Power play.
All that shit.
Yeah.
So shout out to his wife.
Shout out to his children.
His family,
the people that he worked with,
his loved ones,
their loved ones,
that was just...
And his fans,
the people that were just
a fan of who he was.
Couldn't have happened to a better person.
And that's what stopped some of my crying.
I caught myself, I was crying
because it just comes out of you.
And then I'm going down memory lane
in my Hovain mental Rolodex.
And I just started laughing and wiping the tears
because it's like,
all I remember is like great stories of Hovain
for me even when I tried to get it spicy like damn you down you you down with them niggas you
cool with them niggas I ain't cool with over there but then you got to process and be like
well everybody's cool with Hovain you can't be mad at somebody that knows how to play neutral
be cool with you be cool over here Hovain would pop up just in the places
you'd least expect to see Hovain
because he was there in support of always.
Yeah, I'm here supporting Wale.
I'm here supporting.
Like, goddamn, when do you rest?
So when I learned he was even married,
I was like, goddamn, you move around.
Like so many, rare that you find people that are passionate about managing others.
Word.
Yeah.
Usually they're trying to use that as a springboard in a weird, sneaky kind of way.
It's always something funny.
Trying to get that middleman money.
That middleman money, yeah.
But a lot of managers want to be stars
themselves and he was a star by himself without trying to be a star like or if you're a star
manager you've just got this roster of clients that this is just what you do you're making a
lot of money in and you don't pay attention to a lot of them too like there's that part
jovane was hands-on passionate about managing and helping and bettering others.
It's a skill.
It's a dying skill set and one that should be appreciated.
Right, but he kicked my ass half the time.
Like, yo, we need to do this.
No, we doing this now.
Yo, this.
And I'm looking at it like, I know on the list of artists or people that he's managing at the bottom.
I'm down here somewhere.
Yet every two days Sometimes
Yo man
Yo man
Yo yo yo
Yo I ain't post nothing
In six months
You didn't do this
Yo go do that
You know you got
The hot pitch voice
I got a deal over here
For you with this
Let's go get this
Like
You ain't post nothing
In six months man
What
Alright fam
I got you, yo.
No, that was sad.
And I just spoke to him.
He was at Dizzer's.
He was at Dizzer's.
Shout out to Dizzer.
When I did his pod, one of the things that gave me comfort was,
and this is why I be so adamant about having a trusted circle and people that you trust in times where you need additional thinking.
Right. I always tell a story about when my granddad was dying, going to get the coffin and I didn't want to go.
But my mom said, you should probably go. Right.
go right lloyd banks release album release dinner was another one of those moments for me where i'm not gonna go to this not because i don't respect lloyd banks that's my man 100 grand
nothing but nothing but love for him but this is a private family he got his kids with him
you know you want to give people their space but I went because Hovain said
we want you to come and I just trusted him enough to say all right well if y'all want me to come
then I'm gonna come Elliot was there and like I said it was a beautiful beautiful event
and I was there a little early so it's me and Hovain at the bar, and of course, we just cracking on each other's clothes,
you getting money,
ah, ah, ah, ah,
all of that.
Fly, man, super fly.
I ordered something from the bar,
and then he ordered something from the bar,
and then we just stood there,
and we had a toast.
Just to life,
and our successes,
and our families,
and music,
just for,
listen,
life expectancy in this business is about the thing.
It got down to four months now.
I mean,
it's short.
So when you got your brother that you just seen start from the bottom and we hear now you celebrate that shit.
So we had a toast and I stayed for another 30 and got out of there.
But boy,
was I just appreciative and happy and humbled
that we got to have that toast yeah that was important that was important for me
yeah who we are is how we will be remembered
and Hovain and not just Hovain, Jazz Fly.
Like we've lost some people that have just been really close to home
over the last few years.
And I try to spear the podcast of these things,
but there's been plenty of death
just circulating between family, friends,
some of my older buddies,
health complications, hospitals.
Just, it gets real.
That's right.
It gets real.
I mean, I say the little tag at the end of the pod, but I very much live by it.
Life is a series of moments, and then they pass.
You never know when it's your last time seeing somebody.
Mm-hmm.
That's real.
We be beefing over stupid shit, dumb shit.
Right.
Or just not keeping in contact
because you take for granted,
like this person is going to be here tomorrow.
That's what I got.
That's what I got for you guys.
My God is strong.
I thought I was coming in here to deliver a difficult message
and to have a really tough pod, I even probably saw myself crying through this, right,
but I'm not as sad today as I was over the weekend, like, I'm here to celebrate
and give back to someone whose life was spent
giving it to us and others like there's not a reason to be sad if every impression left in
every footprint traveled is just love well wishes, positive impact, teaching, helping, pouring into.
I mean, you said that you don't have that energy here, but energy don't die like that.
That's true.
So it's still present.
So if you really want to honor somebody, you can learn from them and kind of implement some of that in your lifestyle.
I didn't think I would
be doing Hovain any justice to come in here and be sad for y'all because personally speaking I've
never seen him sad that's a good one that's me I've never seen it. Always just happy, upbeat with a joke, a smile, a wisecrack.
We lost the real one, yo.
That was all I could say Saturday.
All I could say was we lost the real one.
It was so bad, I was tempted.
I almost got like these goofy niggas and posted a text up.
It was bad like that.
I had to stop myself.
I can relate cause if you ever gave
if there's ever a time to post a text
Hovain and text anybody with some positive shit
you done hit me in times where
I was like get this
I can't even talk to you right now
you too positive for me
Hovain we love you, we love you, yo.
Yeah, man.
Love you.
We love you.
Thank you.
Gonna miss you.
And just wow.
And just wow.
Kim, if you need anything from us, we're around.
The stories say that this happened at around 2.30
and whatever the time was for Friday night, Thanksgiving.
I even hated on that a little bit.
Like you so loved
that you get to go with love.
Think about it.
I'm a big proponent of that.
How you live is how you go.
To go in that setting
just loved and cared for,
that's a fucking gift, man.
It's a gift.
We love you, Ove.
Oh, I got you.
I got you guys.
Yeah, you.
I got you.
I'm a little late with it.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Damn, I'm still a little late with it.
I'm a little off.
Here we go.
I'm still messing it up.
Jesus.
Oh, my God. What happened to Verified? a little late with him a little off here we go i'm still messing it up jesus oh my god what
happened to verified come on man you pay the eight dollars
here we go jovain had open invite here sometimes he just popped up facts Facts.
And even then, he always came in and take a picture. And I hate taking pictures.
But it's ho, what are you gonna do?
But I took it.
You took it?
Yeah.
Glad that we have those pictures.
I am.
Word.
Girl, you're looking sweet dog now.
You're looking sweet dog now. You're looking sweet, dog. Now. You drove by me.
By the old baby.
I remember, doggy.
I always go to the kids.
I always go to the kids.
You know how many kids Hovey had?
Two.
Two.
Brooke and Claire.
Huh?
Brooke and Claire.
Oh, and it goes without saying, but let me say it. If the family needs anything, somebody hit me.
If there's anything that I can do, please do not hesitate to let me know.
Excited.
Excited.
Makes me wanna show.
Also gotta say rest in peace to Irene Cara and Don Newkirk, who we also lost.
Yes, yes, indeed.
Legends.
Definitely.
I will alert the audience.
I will get to the bottom of mine and Ish's relationship at some point.
But he has spent the next hour and change searching the records
for this mythical triple-double.
Why are we like this
I wasn't doing that
why don't we have
this brother type of
there's something
there's something there
not even close
you was looking for the box score
you find the box score
no he went to go
he was confused
I was looking for it
I was looking for the dude
cause Joe said it was nice
so most New York
niggas that's nice
I heard of them
you know what I'm saying
like I've been around
basketball a long time so I never heard of Kurt Small.
So I was just going to see if he was super nice, like Joe said.
Okay, but come back with your discovery of whatever you found.
Come on, give me that.
No, I just, and I, you know, a lot of the prep schools I was familiar with, too.
Like MCI, back in my day, like Oak Hill has a long run.
But like back in my day, it was mci um spartanburg in south
carolina they were known for just putting out quality basketball players so laurenberg was
something that i had never heard of but seems like they the shit like they have a track record
they're in the tops of sending kids to the high d1 schools that go on to achieve greater things
and you're sitting right next to a guy who played in that very
team and scored a triple-double.
And had a triple-double against Oak Hill.
How many games you played in that season?
I ain't play. I ain't get no burn.
So that was it? So you averaged a triple-double
there.
Woo!
See?
See what I mean?
I don't think that's how it works.
Yo.
So, of course, Ish looked to step on my moment.
I did not.
And he brings up Gilly now.
I just say Gilly.
I don't even call Gilly.
You almost made me call him.
Gilly, I smoke your boot, show.
Gilly in shape.
He's in shape.
Like, he is actively out here in shape.
And he's showing off every moment he gets.
See that's the part I got to get to the bottom of.
Gilly, who you don't really have a relationship with, you just come out straight with the
big ups.
Big ups to Gilly.
Big ups Gilly.
I'm not big up.
I'm saying that he hoops.
Big ups to Gilly.
I said I got to double and go.
I don't know.
From a friend.
Nah, I see Gilly out here.
You done been to war with me.
Pull it up.
Gilly is five foot five and weighs 70 pounds.
And here cook your goose.
And I don't know that.
What we talking about?
A game of what?
Like five on five full court.
I won't be in that game.
I'm not running up and down.
Now you talk about a big three
style where it's just half
court.
I don't come from that school.
He would be clotheslined
on the floor
before he cooked my booze.
That's what you'll have to do.
You'll have to hack him.
But that's what I do.
It's not that.
Make a shoot though.
It's not that.
That's what I do.
It's not that.
That's what I would have to do.
That is what I do.
Shoot or shoot.
You never really.
All right.
It's all right, bro.
That's shoot or shoot shit.
You're my man.
I'm not even.
You know what I'm saying?
I know.
Most people are used to
only seeing a clothesline
in the paint.
You a clothesline shooter?
You just gonna hack the nigga?
You a clothesline nigga?
You ain't about to get on fire.
My favorite part
of basketball games today
is when the whistle blow
and niggas try to get
that extra shot in
and somebody jump.
Get that shit out of here.
You're not about to get hot on my watch.
Same thing. That's hate. But it's cool.
I got it. No, that's smart.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, we gonna unpack that.
Hey, is hate
smart sometimes? Strategic.
Come on, look now.
Strategic. Look at Mr. Potter now.
Now he don't want to bother.
Because he don't want to admit to the hate.
Your man's hate on me was smart.
It worked.
That was not smart.
Fuck that goofy chick.
I never spoke to her again either.
Nigga, fuck her.
Yes, you did.
That was your people.
Fuck on your own merit.
That's corny to me.
Everybody don't have merit issue.
Everybody don't have.
What kind of sweatsuit is this?
Wasabi?
Everybody don't have waggle kind of sweatsuit is this? Wasabi? Everybody don't have Wagyu sweatsuits.
Wagyu.
Everybody ain't got the fancy ankle socks like you matching the watch.
Stop, yo.
Everybody can't do that.
Everybody can't do it.
Don't look at me.
And you know what Gilly didn't do?
What?
Have a triple-double with Oak Hill.
Hey, they should have never showed me this.
I'm about to be like Al Bundy at Oak Hill.
Four touchdowns?
Was it four or five?
Five, I think.
It was five touchdowns.
Score five touchdowns in a game.
I'm going to get it for you, dog.
I got you.
Tell me your best game.
And against who it was.
I'm going to put it in.
Was it on varsity?
You made varsity?
I can't even really kick it with niggas that.
I was running around. So you didn't make varsity. Oh, no varsity? You made varsity? I can't even really kick it with niggas, man. I was running around.
So you didn't make varsity.
Oh, so we can't talk.
All right, come on.
Move on then.
Then move on.
Talk about houses and some shit.
Come on.
What type of molding you use on when it's stucco?
Come on.
When is stucco appropriate?
Give it to me.
Take it away.
Fastbreak.
Outlet is stupid, yo.
All right, what else we got?
What else happened out there?
A bunch of shit.
Spotify, Wraps Up.
I love the wrap-ups.
I love the wrap-up theme that they did this year with the festival lineup.
That was clever.
That was dope.
What did they do?
So they took, you know, they give you the list of your favorite artists and shit.
They broke it down like a festival stage.
Oh, that's why everybody was doing that. Yeah that's the only time i was doing a few of
those i was like all right joe that's the only time i miss not not streaming because i can't do
that shit i'll go punch that shit and nothing comes up yeah same but i don't use spotify so
but other that should be looking a little yeah that shit's fly that was very very hating a little
very clever on their marketing team or whatever whoever came up with that that was dope that was very very clever on their marketing team or whatever whoever came up with that idea that was dope
that was super fly
that was dope
oh also let me just say
right now
throw the leftovers out man
come on
I know some of y'all
need help with it
come on throw them on out
come on Ish
tell your girl
throw them casseroles out
throw them out
it's over
get rid of that
celery cobbler
that's that good celery
that kale cobbler I love that kale cobbler. I was still eating that. That's that good celery, that kale cobbler.
I love that kale cobbler, though.
Throw it out.
Get rid of that.
Celery cobbler.
You know that.
Oh, man.
Throw it out, yo.
They got to go.
They actually should be going already.
Even though I fought with a few of y'all for y'all's different rules.
Some of y'all Saturday was talking about, oh, throw it out.
Yeah, yeah, they was bossy.
Boy, fuck you.
Yeah, you out your mom.
Yeah, Sunday was my last day.
Put me right to sleep.
And I was like, all right, this has got to go.
Yeah, you niggas a little boozy.
You know what I learned about Thanksgiving, too?
My body can't even do it no more.
My body can't even do it no more.
Wait, is Ish calling us boozy for something?
Yeah, that's why I want to hear this.
That's a highlight.
What are we boozy about?
I'm going to stop talking.
Yeah, let me hear it.
Mike, give me a turkey sandwich.
I don't know what the fuck you niggas talking about.
Wait, like still? You still got turkey left? give me a turkey sandwich I don't know what the fuck You niggas talking about Wait like still
You still got turkey left
You eat a turkey
I don't even
Don't even do the turkey
On the interview
It must be some plain turkey
That's how we know
You got a little bit
White in you
That's a little bit of white
Don't you think
Blacks don't eat turkey
That's all white
Blacks don't eat turkey
That's all white
Not like that
I'm not saying
I'm with him
I'm not saying I'm with him I know you a Newark boy No no no I just said I'm with Ice. I'm with him. I'm not saying that.
I'm with him.
I know you a Newark boy.
No, no, no.
I just said I'm with you.
Finally.
I'm with you.
I don't fuck with a turkey like that, dog.
Synergy.
Let me get an assist from you.
I don't fuck with a turkey.
You got it, fam.
All right.
And if I did fuck with a turkey, I'm definitely not eating it like six days later.
We don't really do the turkey-ish.
We don't really do turkey, yo.
Yeah, we don't really.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, I'm with you that if you did a turkey, that turkey sandwich a few days later, some
pepper on that bitch, a little bit of mayo, soft bread.
Super soft bread.
Out of here.
Dunzo.
Out of here.
Put a little water on the turkey.
Are you going to take it to the dry?
Here you go.
I want to kill black people.
Or you want to be fried.
Why black people got to fry everything?
Y'all frying shrimp.
Yo, your little chef pages on Instagram, y'all frying shit that don't even need to be fried. Why black people got to fry every fry? Y'all frying shrimp. Yo, y'all little chef pages
on Instagram,
y'all frying shit
that don't even need to be fried.
They frying it all.
That's because they gave
niggas air fryers now.
Air fryers are different.
I got one now.
I still don't touch that shit.
What?
The air fryers,
that shit.
I put everything in the air fryers.
For the leftovers especially?
No, everything.
Everything though.
What's it doing though in there?
Cooking.
Yeah, it's cooking.
You push the button
and it'll cook.
What's that microwave doing?
Frequency, shockwave. It's the same. Is you push the button and it will come out. What's the microwave doing? Frequency,
shockwave.
Is that what the air fryer is?
No,
the air fryer is air,
literally.
Corey's absolutely right,
it's a confection oven.
Yeah,
it's a confection,
but all four sides.
Oh,
yeah.
Oh,
I have one of those.
That shit is fantastic.
Listen,
that shit is amazing.
That shit's scary,
I ain't gonna hold you.
It's not scarier than
the ovens for the poor.
But he's not wrong, That's just scary I go hold you like an ovens for the poor See why you can't get poor people change the name when you bump I'm joking no you're not he's not though he's completely accurate the Redditors think I'm serious
that's why they hate me
I just think you're serious
I'm not serious
this guy's stupid yo
nah but them shits get busy
it's a little scary though
why?
it's less scary than a microwave
it is definitely less scary than a microwave
but shit that you could cook in 30 minutes
that shit cooks in seven minutes
is a little scary.
Hey, man.
Eight minutes is usually the goal.
Whatever I put in there,
I'm putting on eight minutes.
Yeah, me too.
I don't care.
I might spray it with a little bit of Pam.
Sure.
Scary, my nigga.
I'd use a little olive oil.
Olive oil, Pam.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to use Joe's convention.
I'm going to fart some shit up.
Oh, yeah.
You can't put it in there for too long.
No, no, no.
Who's tougher to hang up on, your girl or your mom?
Your mother.
Yeah, moms.
My mom don't like talking on the phone, so I'm going to go with my girl.
By far.
It's by far, too.
I can hang up on my girl easy.
Yeah, why?
Click her.
That's a no-brainer, nigga.
Look, that's a no-brainer.
That's your punk ass. That's only no brainer Nigga Look That's a no brainer That's your punk That's only my girl
It's like a running joke now
In the relationship
That what?
That you can't hang up?
That she don't know
I'm gonna get in trouble
With you for saying this shit
That she don't know
How to hang up
See that's my mom
That's my mother
Yeah my mother
Do not know how to hang up
We get right to the hang up part
Alright babe
Love you Kissy face Ice thing Blah blah blah Blah See, that's my mom. That's my mother. Yeah, my mother do not know how to hang up. We get right to the hang up part. All right, babe.
Love you.
Kissy face.
I stink.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
And right before somebody hang up, here she go.
Well, real quick, let me tell you.
Do you know my best friend is trying to buy this house up the street?
And Candy came and said, wait, wait.
We were so close.
That's my mother.
That's my mom.
We were so close. That's my mother.
Did you just miss our whole hang up segue?
That's my mother.
My mom. I've been multiple times on the phone. All right, mom. All right, I'm going to talk to our whole hang up segue? That's my mother. My mom.
I've been multiple times.
I'm like, all right, mom.
All right, I'm going to talk to you later, OK?
I was getting in the shower.
I'm like, damn it.
Well, moms don't care.
There was a Geico commercial about that.
That was funny.
The commercial where the person was fighting everything
in the world, juggling everything.
And his mom called.
No, no.
He was doing a neo.
He had the dudes chasing him.
He was shooting.
He was mad busy.
His mother called.
Yeah, he was doing it.
His mom called.
He couldn't hang up on mom. That's funny. Yeah. Jews chasing him. He was shooting. He was mad busy. His mother called. Yeah, he was doing that. His mom's called. Yeah.
He couldn't hang up on mom.
That's funny.
Yeah.
That is hilarious.
But your mother.
Because moms don't care what you,
like you said,
moms don't care what you're doing.
Like my mother,
I answer the phone,
hey, what's up?
And she just go.
Oh, that's another good question.
How old was y'all
when you started to shed
some of that?
That was my parents' shit.
Started to come into your own
a little bit.
What you mean?
Yeah, what you mean.
Beliefs? I'm asking. When you gave your parents just a little bit of pushback about something
that you wouldn't normally gave a little pushback on i was young oh yeah i was i was i was like 20
21 thinking i was oh no i was all knowledgeable i was young no i don't mean the rebellious
i was young young i mean like when you an. Not when you a kid just saying, fuck my parents.
No, my mother.
When you an adult and you like.
My mother religious, bro.
My mother's the other kind of religious.
Church is the normal, yeah.
Yeah, so young.
I was already inquisitive, 14, 15.
I'm like, yo, but.
If your mom is like that.
If it was only Adam and Eve.
How you stray so far from the Lord's light?
Environment.
Yo, but now you're like, yo, if it was Adam and Eve, they had two sons.
So what that mean?
Eve pop one of the sons?
No.
I started asking questions early, fam.
Yeah.
That's a bad question, though.
I did ask some questions early, too.
I would just cross. I did have some questions early too I would just cross
I did have some questions
and I never really liked
the answers I got back
not enough to continue
to go on Sunday morning
just believe
no
no
nah just believe
nah for real
I can see how that worked
in the 50s and shit
So wait she told you
She was a virgin
Y'all ain't have Instagram
Sometimes that algorithm
Get the algorithm in
Sometimes the devil
That was the 50s
Huh
That was the 50s
Whatever that was
They was getting them
Thought it was 21
2021
Take the shot right
You good fam
It's cool It's cool.
It's cool.
You don't make that the same as the religion should, do you?
No, no, no.
Before, let me stop you.
I recognize the scam, but relate it for me.
Religion is really based on faith.
Most religions, because a lot of the stuff you can't physically see is not tangible.
We really don't know what the outcomes are going to be.
They say if you live this certain way, then this should be your outcome.
The shot wasn't based on faith.
They forced us over there.
This shit based on fear.
That's all it is.
Religion is also based on fear.
Everything is based on fear.
Religion is how you control people.
Religion, too.
I'm saying fear is religion.
If you don't live this certain way, you're going to go to hell.
That's the control part.
God going to get you.
That's it.
Sky Daddy going to get you.
Sky Daddy.
Yo, what did you just say?
Corey.
Yo, what did you just say?
T.C. High hanging around Corey too long?
Yo, what did he just say?
Sky Daddy going to get you.
If you don't do this, that happens.
I almost called this dude his real name.
Did you just call God Sky Daddy?
Condescendingly, I might add.
No, that's just what it is.
If you don't...
See, niggas that had their dad
played different.
Niggas that had a dad,
y'all jokes be different.
Sky Daddy.
Condescendingly, too.
I can get real technical
because who said that's the sky?
I told y'all it was the other way. All right, we technical who said that's the sky I told you
What else we got what make this valiant just hit Forbes 30 under 30
Never really ever the cover store. That's good news. You got the cover
Yeah, I only laugh and they gonna say I made I'm not hating. That's good news. She got the cover. Yeah, I only laughed
and they're going to say
I'm hating.
I'm not hating.
That's great.
I only laughed because
that was announced the day
that they were picking
the jury for the trial.
Of course.
So I was like,
so if that was Monday
that they was picking the jury
and the GQ shit came out,
I mean the Ford shit
came out Monday,
I'm laughing in my head saying, all right, so she wasn't 30 under 30 Sunday.
Just yesterday.
This wasn't true.
Is this breaking news or is this a coincidence?
Her team is excellent.
Amazing.
Excellent.
Yo, this game is ran by the lawyers and the publicists.
I'm not talking about Meg no more.
Don't think I'm sending shots. I'm not. I'm not talking about Meg no more. In general. I'm talking about period. Excellent. Yo, this game is ran by the lawyers and the publicists. I'm not talking about Magnum War. Don't think I'm sending shots.
I'm not. I'm not talking about Magnum War.
In general.
I'm talking about period.
Yeah.
The lawyers and the publicists, yo.
You just saw Vlad blame the publicists for the sweetie not showing up.
Sweetie called me Joe Leisha and gave Vlad the most beautiful apology in the world.
I hate it here.
I hate hip hop.
I hate hip hop.
What?
Nothing. You hate it too? I do. I hate hip hop what nothing you hate it too
I do
yeah I don't like this shit
it's a bunch of bullshit
I'm over it
yeah you can't steal nobody
I know we're not supposed to say that
you can't steal nobody
you can probably steal somebody
no no he can't
yeah cause I'ma get sued
that's fucked up
Ryko's just crowded
that's messed up
that I'ma get sued
if you sue somebody Ryko's just crowded that's what I'm I'm gonna get sued if you sue somebody
that's what I'm talking about
I know that
because one of my good
friend
my good spades buddies
we had a spade game
the other day
right
just playing some cards
the gambling aspect
is different now
but
why you say that
cash out
you won't trick me
you won't trick me
into doing it
that guy's good
that guy
he's too rich shorts shorts your shorts You won't trick me. Don't trick me into doing it. That guy's good.
He's too rich.
Shorts.
Shorts.
Your shorts.
No, it was shorts.
It was 25 a man.
25 a man. But you used to play for that.
No.
No?
No, that was an argument for me back in the day.
Okay.
I didn't want to sit there and play.
We lock in.
We do 10 hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10, 12 hours a game. Y'all get busy. So come 10 hours, 10, 12 hour games.
Y'all get busy.
Y'all get busy.
So come on, put some meat in the game.
Like, let's make all the games matter.
So 25, no.
100 a man, that was, let's do it.
And then whoever's down at the end,
you let them get their bet back.
So we're doing 25, $50 a game.
Cool.
But just the feel of it,
the jokes and the laughs.
Well, you know how we talk about places that men can talk and feel safe at the barbershop?
The Spades table is in that.
I get to hear bum-ass Keef tell me about the Jets and Mike White.
He Mike Whiting me for real.
I bet he did.
Oh, man.
These Jet fans.
They hype about that Mike White.
He Mike White.
But Mike White.
He balled out.
He went crazy.
He balled out last year against the Bengals.
400 yards.
Like Mike White can play.
They got a problem on their hands now.
Until the next week.
That's the only thing that happened with Mike White last year.
Well, they're going to give homeboys job.
But anyway, so at the Spade game, we lost one of our vital members, Justin. Justin was a CEO
at Rikers
and he moved
to Vegas.
And I caught myself. I said,
Dad, why did he...
I said, oh, well.
Who the fuck
want to keep going to Rikers if I could
go to Vegas and be a sheriff?
Mm-hmm. Rikers is bad. Rikers if I could go to Vegas and be a sheriff.
Rikers is bad.
You were?
Rikers is bad.
Rikers is bad. You're welcome for that podcast privilege you had in there.
I made the call.
I made the call.
Come on, man.
He made the call.
Triple double OG.
Triple double OG. Look, now I'm just making shit up now.
You had the Oak Hill head coach call.
Come on, man.
We put that.
Yo, keep them safe.
Yo, that's good.
Keep them safe.
Yeah.
Don't let nothing happen to my guy.
Whatever you do, make sure they don't ask him who he with.
Because he might not know how to respond.
Then 40 of them jump on him.
Now you got one pretty green eye.
Now you Eric Sermon what's wrong with your man
yo
what's wrong with your man
yo this guy is a fool
man that wasn't even
a good example
Eric Sermon got two good eyes
nah but
nevermind
I thought about something else
yeah
you know why hip hop is phony
y'all made Houston
fucking slash his eye out
nobody ever said nothing else about it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I like that.
It was Houston?
I like that.
Work that.
Well, you know Houston is Houston.
That I know.
Houston.
I think Houston's name was Houston.
Okay.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that either.
I think so. And I only know that. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. I think so.
And I only know that because that shit was shooting up the charts when I was trying to get a record out.
Uncle Sam is one of my favorite one-hit wonders, too.
Anyway.
I don't ever want to see you again.
You know that song.
Oh, wow.
Early one morning while you were again. You know that song. Oh, wow. Early one morning while you were asleep.
You know the song.
That nigga always try to show off his singing ability, yo.
You nice with it.
You nice with it.
I'm going to get to the bottom of it, yo.
I'm going to get to the bottom of it, yo.
I can't sing at all.
That nigga can sing.
I'm going to call my mom on this guy, yo.
No, he can sing.
But you can sing, too.
I can't sing more for fuck.
That nigga can sing.
I can sing Anger the Triple Devil.
That's crazy.
You ain't hearing with the riffs.
I get a little brought up.
Yeah, you get busy.
Come on.
What else is important?
Balenciaga is suing the production company that they hired to do the ad for $25 million
and put out some statements saying they're very sorry and how could something like this
happen and people need to do better, including us.
And it won't happen again.
And it won't happen again.
Y'all, I'm going to give you 25.
Just give them that.
Now, but contrary to what y'all always come in here and kick,
I do think that they will feel the effect of that.
I think so as well.
I think so too.
No, no, no.
I definitely think so.
OK.
Sometimes y'all go too far over the line.
Yeah, that's true.
This country fuck with dogs and children.
Yeah.
You can't do that to no kids.
Because what type of sick brain are you to put the paperwork underneath it?
That's the other shit.
Come on.
That's the shit that was inexcusable.
Right?
Like somebody's.
Balenciaga.
Somebody had to prove it.
Yeah.
Word.
Oh, that went through a bunch of people.
Somebody had to.
A bunch, yeah.
A bunch of people saw that and said, okay, yeah, this is it. That's the only part where I. Saw it before they even saw it a bunch Yeah A bunch of people saw that And said okay yeah this is it
That's the only part where
I saw it
Before they even saw it
The idea
A bunch of people
Yeah
The little outline
The production
Yeah
Mark
Mark up whatever this shit is
Again I'm
I'm still on the other side
Where
I just don't think
I already saw Kim
Kim K jump out
Defend him
Like
Defend the Balenciaga
Yeah They made a mistake What she said They made a mistake I'll pull her exact Words up He saw Kim K jump out, defend him, like defend the Balenciaga. Yeah.
They made a mistake.
What she said.
They made a mistake.
I'll pull her exact words up.
And while you do that, I'm going to find another little clippity clip to play up.
Would you look at that?
There it is.
Ready, right on the go.
Bop, bop.
Confused leading blacks with black leaders.
Let me tell you why you don't do that. One of the reasons you don't confuse them,
black leaders are chosen by you, they're chosen by the people they're going to
lead, they're chosen by us. But let me tell you about the leading blacks. The
leading blacks are chosen by the media. Leading blacks, leading blacks are chosen by the media. Leading blacks.
Leading blacks are chosen by ABC, all broadcasting Caucasians.
Leading blacks are also chosen by NBC, nothing broadcasting but Caucasians.
And the rest are chosen by CBS, the Caucasian Broadcasting System.
And when you allow leaders to be chosen by the media that's owned by the corporations,
when you get ready to change your lives,
carefully watch and see what the leading blacks are doing.
Because that's when the leading blacks sneak into the door to the corporations, they will tell the corporations oh we know how to go and put them down
we know how to get you some real affirmative action negroes to come in
at the end of the day the leading blacks lead the corporations
and the leading blacks have gotten paid while we have gotten played
have gotten paid while we have gotten played.
All right.
Bars.
Yeah, them bars right there.
Yeah, something light.
Light work.
So what can you say, Ice?
Come on, give it to us.
Another leading black.
I've been quiet for the past few days.
Ice or Kim K?
Kim K.
It's both, unfortunately.
Not because I haven't been disgusted and outraged by the recent Balenciaga campaigns,
but because I wanted an opportunity to speak to their team to understand for myself how this could have happened.
As a mother of four, I've been shaken by the disturbing images.
The safety of children must be held with the highest regard,
and any attempts to normalize child abuse of any kind should have no place in our society period i appreciate balenciaga's removal of the campaigns and apology and speaking with
them i believe they understand the seriousness of the issue and will take the necessary measures
measures for this to never happen again as for my future with balenciaga i'm currently re-evaluating
my re-evaluating my relationship with the brand that word caught him off a little bit. Shut up, John. Basing it off of their willingness.
Those Vs.
Go ahead.
No, I'm alone.
I'm done.
I'm currently re-evaluating
my relationship with the brand,
basing it off of their willingness
to accept accountability
for something that should have
never happened to begin with
and the actions I'm expecting
to see them take to protect children.
Yeah.
Shane rock with them.
Based on them accepting accountability.
Tell the truth about what he just read, man.
Come on.
What you mean?
What?
I don't think she rock with them.
Okay.
What do you think?
You agree?
Wish?
No, he's saying that she kind of rock with them.
I don't think that.
I accept the apology.
She shot a little bit of a bell
She shot some good
She shot the bell
Based on what they
I think she's saying
Yo
Based on how y'all
Move in the future
I might consider
Still apologizing
She's setting herself up
She's setting herself up
To come back and say
Yo y'all
I vetted it out
And it's good
I apologize
And I'm gonna continue
My business with them
Possible
And she threw in
All of that publicist
Jargon Mother of four The hate Children Deeply rooted We got you dog And I'm going to continue my business with them. Yeah. Possible. And she threw in all of that publicist jargon,
mother of four, the hate, children, deeply rooted.
We got you, dog.
Yeah, I get it.
We got you.
If you're not going to come back and tell us
what you about to do differently, then save all of this.
Like, I know what this is.
Could be.
That's what I looked at it as.
I don't think she about to dead her whatever business.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
With them, I don't.
But I don't think how she worded it, like,
I'm shooting y'all know.
She definitely shot a bill. Bring back the women
that supported their husband in some views.
I'm quiet up now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why I can't just say something and my wife
just support that for a little bit.
Why you got to wait until there's some other shit going on to speak out against some shit,
huh?
Nigga.
Husband in the fight for his life.
Nigga fighting for it.
He woke up and-
I'm not going to say the word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe.
He didn't even wake up.
You can't remotely compare the two.
If it don't apply, let it fly.
Yeah, like-
If it don't apply, let it fly.
Same husband.
Same husband. Same husband.
Grabbed me and my family through the media for months.
No, I'm not saying she should have done that with hers.
I'm just saying bring back the women that will.
Oh, okay.
I thought you was saying her.
That's why I'm like, huh?
Get away from that nigga.
That nigga driving you crazy.
Yeah.
I support that.
Word.
Even though it was a little fake article.
I don't know if it was fake
But it was a little article
That you gentlemen
Chose to ignore
That said Tom Brady's wife
Bought a house across the street
Oh I didn't see that
I saw it
I didn't see that one
That's dope
Dope huh
It's cool when they do it
It's cool when they do it
We came in here
And had 90 think pieces
When Kanye bought a house
Across the street
We did We did
Come on Ace you was there
I was right there
Think piecing
It's a little different
Why?
Cause this nigga's been stalking and harassing
She's stalking him
That's why he's losing to the Panthers
No she ain't
Then why you across the street from me?
For the kids.
For our children.
Oh, y'all one of them.
Y'all one of them.
Y'all one of them.
Y'all one of them.
I know Isis.
His original dad.
Yo, you can't remotely.
He's ground daddy.
I know Isis.
I know Isis.
Yo, you can't remotely compare the two things.
And you think Kanye wasn't for kids?
Yes, it was for the kids, but it was also for her.
Now, stay there.
You nasty-ish.
I would love to speak.
No.
Fam, Kanye for months was ragging on her man, ragging on her, ragging on her family.
You ain't heard Gisele say a peep about Tom Brady.
Not you defending her and Jerry Jones again.
Look at the narratives he's talking about. Not you defending Kim and Jerry Jones again, Look at the narrative she's talking about.
Not you defending Kim and Jerry Jones again,
but with vicious when it came to us.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, there was on us.
See?
There was on us this week, boy.
Even threw me in a little bit of that.
And then I got to be solid.
I'm so solid, and the internet never say it.
I didn't say, nah, that was my man.
I just stood there and got shot at.
I always take the shots with my dudes, yo.
You didn't defend Jerry, though.
No, but it don't matter.
My man defended him, so I'm down.
I ain't defend him.
Just shot him bad.
That pissed him.
I guess.
Hey, whether you pay the bill or it's a bail bondsman,
the nigga got out of jail.
That's a good one.
Hey, whatever you did, he was free.
And the internet would have really tore you up, but then Stephen A. got out there.
Actually, that's a great question.
What do you guys think about what Stephen A. had to say about the matter?
I ain't hear it.
I heard it.
It's a setup.
It's a setup, yo.
I'm setting you up
Come on
I've been sparring with Grace
Get out of that one
Get out of there
I ain't say nothing
Yeah you
Cause they toys
I saw that
They ate his fucking
Woo
Let me ask you
Oh nevermind
Nevermind
It's your man
What?
Do you think
That is my man bro
Nah I know
You think it was warranted? Do you wanna keep is my man? No, I know. You think it was warranted?
Do you want to keep making $12 million a year?
Well, you got to answer tough questions.
We got to answer tough questions.
You do.
That's the part the internet always leaves us.
Why didn't you go to work and take a stand and really stick up and really drive a fork
and drive the man home and go in his office and...
Nigga.
$12 million a year.
No, why you don't do that at your job?
Let me tell you.
Why you don't do that at your job?
Let me tell you how Disney operates and how much I'm making a year.
And how many people depend on it.
Ain't that his man though too, right?
Huh?
Ain't that his man?
Who?
Jerry and Steven.
They rock together.
They like each other.
Yeah.
They like each other. Yeah.
They like each other.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, and, oh wait, the internet is good.
And they got Charles Barkley ass too.
Tore his ass up.
Wait, what Charles did?
Oh, wait, I meant, what Charles did.
Charles had a whole bunch of Sports Illustrated covers and shit like that.
No, but they got him because he said some wild shit about, you know, all this Kyrie,
just all of that.
But they kept the fouls.
They kept the fouls.
Nigga, they had the Sports Illustrated
cover with this nigga.
92, 94.
Kunta.
Shackles, chains.
Shackles on, chains around.
Breaking free
from the chains and the shackles.
Him and Shaq dressed up
with dresses on.
You're going to do that.
We talking about Charles Barkley. Pardon, pardon. We are talking about Charles Barkley. Don't do that to Shaq dressed up with dresses on You gonna do that We talking about Charles Barkley
We are talking about Charles Barkley
Don't do that to Shaq
Thank you
Thank you
We ain't saying nothing about your nephew
When he had a hard game
Don't do that to Shaq
He ain't publicly get up here
And say no bullshit
But it's cool
It's alright man
I don't want no sauce
But it's cool
But anyway, yeah.
That's what it is.
They go back.
Oh, yeah.
Go back in the files.
Internet love giving you a this you moment.
Yeah.
Have a blast.
I just signed this $200 million 10-year contract.
Yeah, that's me.
And this is me, too.
It gets tough.
It gets tough trying to be solid for you people. And not be Uncle Tom. It gets tough. It gets tough trying to be solid for you people and not be Uncle Tom.
It is tough.
It is tough.
Why can't the two be...
No, bro, you can't do both.
You don't think you can do both?
No.
I ain't getting enough money yet.
No, you're raising a good question,
but it's still funny.
Why can't...
Let me...
I'm going to try to engage with it. Yeah, like, I'm serious. You can't do'm gonna try to engage with like I'm serious you can't do both you don't
think no and still be an employee I haven't seen it done successfully I guess if I try to think
about it like I think of OJ I think of Tiger I think of Michael Jordan I just think that's the
way to do both we're shut up yo I'm just to stay out of that. You just got to shut up.
Or you're going to kill me for this.
I do think that LeBron tries to do that.
I was just getting ready to say you have to hit LeBron.
He tries, but even that don't come across as organic and authentic.
He plays safe on certain shows.
But the public knows it.
You can tell it.
He plays safe.
He picks his spots.
No one will do it, but he's self-employed.
Denzel doesn't.
Denzel don't give a fuck.
He'll say whatever he want to say, but he self-employed.
So he not really, you know what I'm saying?
Is he self-employed?
He self-employed.
Well, I'm sure he's probably a 1099 for these companies.
I know what I'm saying in a manner of speaking.
He don't have a boss that he got to report to.
You know what I'm saying?
But he's still actively looking for gigs.
But he don't talk. Like when he give you something, he give you the jewel, and you don't hear from boss that he got to report to. You know what I'm saying? But he's still actively looking for gigs. But he don't talk.
Like, when he give you something, he give you the jewel,
and you don't hear from him for the next.
Yeah, hear.
But he say some shit that don't be on the popular side
of the establishment.
Oh, come on.
Let's talk about your man.
Who?
Your man, Will Smith.
What Will did?
Everything.
Shave room?
Stepped into the shave room.
How so, though? You always be philosophical. What you mean? what will do everything shave stepped into the showroom how so though I saw it
but philosophical he's promoting his Emancipation movie mm-hmm so he's on a
run he's popping up just sitting with a bunch of different people one of those
stops was the shade room that's where I got my good chuckle from that was funny
but he did an interview with him
yeah
that's what they call it
stepped into the
Shade Room
I love watching people expand
they got Shade Room
investigative series
yeah people going crazy
out here
but anyway
yeah Will Smith
went on there
to explain how
this ain't really like
your normal slave movie
I will never know
and then he went
a couple other places
and was like
yeah now that slap
wasn't my best self then he went a couple other places and was like yeah now that slap wasn't my best self
then he went a couple
other places
and was like
I can see if you
kinda don't wanna watch
the movie but
I think you should do it
I don't wanna hurt my team
with my
my actions
my actions
hurt my team
and I ain't gonna hold you
as somebody that
constantly is searching
for movies and shows
that shit ain't pop up
pop off of the movies part.
It didn't jump out.
Easy to scroll right past it.
It didn't make you want to.
It's on Apple TV, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it didn't do.
It didn't do.
And can I just say, round of applause to Apple TV.
I personally think that y'all are going absolutely crazy with the shows.
They are.
From Surface to Sea to Severance, which I have yet to finish.
That's that shit.
I'm not done.
Shit, the morning show was great.
I hear a lot of great things about the morning show.
Ted Lasso was great.
Ted Lasso was great.
Ted Lasso was a good show.
They keep shoving that in my face like it's great.
It's wholesome, but it's good. Yeah? It's good. Yeah. I like Ted Lasso's a good show. They keep shoving that in my face like it's great. It's wholesome, but it's good.
Yeah?
It's good, yeah.
I like Ted Lasso.
Apple Plus.
They don't play.
So they have a show called Echo 3.
And let me tell you.
I'm going to list right there.
Let me tell you something, buddy.
Ice, yeah, you write it down.
For those of us that have seen 24,
I think this is from the writer of Black Hawk Down and all of them types of those.
This is one of those.
I'm only mad.
This is good and bad news.
Oh, it's a thriller.
Y'all should watch it because it's a great show.
That's the good news.
The bad news is this drops episodically.
So it just started.
They dropped the first two episodes, then another episode.
And I'm sitting here thinking I got episode four to get to and I don't.
Friday.
But this show is that.
It's action with storyline, with thriller, with suspense, with good acting.
Like we spent some money.
Yes and no. It just involves, yeah, with suspense, with good acting. Like you spent some money. Yes and no.
It just involves, yeah, I guess, yeah.
No, they spending money.
No, no, no.
Look at the actors.
No, no, no.
Look at it.
I'm looking at it.
I'm mad.
The next one don't drop till Friday.
This is what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to find another show now to ignore this.
I want to ignore this for a couple weeks.
A feeling.
This ain't one of them you could browse your phone and watch.
Just watch it.
Is it a tune-in?
Watch it.
Yeah, because they do a great job of story and character development.
Everybody, people keep popping up,
and it's important to recognize who these people are in the story.
But they kidnapped some girl they shouldn't have kidnapped
for political reasons, and she's a scientist, and her brother is that dude in the Navy. But they kidnapped some girl they shouldn't have kidnapped for political reasons.
And she's a scientist
and her brother is that dude
in the Navy SEAL.
And her husband is also
on that same Navy SEAL team.
And now we're going to get her
because we don't trust
that y'all about to go get her.
And you fuck with
the wrong nigga's daughter.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Echo 3.
Echo 3.
Yeah, I'm checking this out.
This is not an ad.
They did not pay me. I don not an ad they did not pay me
I don't know why they didn't pay me maybe looking at me like Elon or something
If they pull that money from Elon I can imagine in that no no what else you like on Apple Plus tell me Tehran
I heard it's amazing Ron. Yes. I heard it's amazing. Tell me more about Tehran Tehran
It's Tehran It's overseasan. I said it wrong? Tehran, right?
Tehran, okay.
It's overseas.
If we evaluate,
fucked you up,
then this one.
Yo, they said that shit is crazy.
I heard it's...
What is it about?
It's about, like,
the Middle East.
I never watched it,
but everybody keeps telling me
to watch it.
It's something about
the Middle East
and the political shit.
It's in Iran,
but it's about the political shit. It's in Iran, but it's about
the political shit.
Overthrowing.
Those have to be done
really good for me to enjoy.
I heard it's amazing.
This one's done good.
This one's done great.
I heard it's amazing.
It's another show
relating to that too.
I heard it was real good.
I forgot the name of it,
but they said
that shit is crazy.
That was one of my best
movie moments in my career
is throwing on
Slumdog Millionaire just as something to do. That shit was fire. That was one of my best movie moments in my career is throwing on Slumdog Millionaire
just as something to do.
Just cause.
That shit was fire.
And that movie.
Want some humbugs?
Like, oh my God, y'all bugging.
She fire.
Shit's in my tops for a while.
What's her name?
Her.
From Austin.
Yeah.
People used to say that,
and I needed to go see.
You saw it?
I caught a couple more.
What you mean?
Nothing.
A couple more TV shows?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Something to watch.
Something to look at.
Something to watch, all right.
Something to binge.
Yeah, there you go.
Binge watch.
Something to add to that up next. Something to add to that up next.
Something to add to that up next.
Yeah, we get the notification.
Hit that little plus sign.
Yeah, yeah.
Those guys are cool, yo.
Come on, we was off mic talking about Ja Morant.
Mm-hmm.
Every Grizzlies game, somebody out there hit me,
yo, Joe, you was right about Ja and that superstar whistle.
Yeah, I bet I am right.
I'm always right when he playing your team.
I be right when he playing your team, don't I?
We was agreeing with you.
Yo, he earned it.
He's getting the whistle.
No, no, no.
We fought about us saying, is it earned?
That's where we just.
Because they saying, they saying, Joe, they're saying.
Oh, he gets the whistle.
Yeah, he do get the whistle.
Nobody is.
But he shouldn't.
That's what they saying.
That's what we just saying.
They saying that whistle is, that whistle that he get.
I love it.
He played the Knicks the other day, then going to tag up Garden Boy on a jersey that he gave
to his dad.
Stop playing with niggas, yo.
Well, beat them.
Stop them.
Yeah.
Trade Andre back.
Not you.
Not you, nigga.
I got a few niggas.
I'm going to trade off the Knicks.
ASAP. I got a few niggas. I'm going to get traded off the mix. ASAP.
I got a few niggas.
They pay Mitchell Robinson all that money and won't stop showing me Hardenstein.
Hardenstein out there just getting out-rebounded, dunked on.
Fucking niggas putting their balls in his face.
He out there shooting threes.
All right, Nook Lopez.
Nobody was paying.
Nook Lopez.
It's Nook Lopez.
But nobody paying for Nook Lopez, all right?
Nook, yo, this guy's a fool.
Anyway, on to some other news that I was right about.
That's my favorite part of the show.
That's probably the only reason I have a show.
To tell me how right you are?
Just to come here and tell people how I was right.
Here we go.
This one is for Ice.
All right, let me hear it.
MCU.
Direct.
Whoever that is. I don't know if it's official or not
Oh the page
I know the page
It's not
Official though
Official though
You know what I said
They get the shit
You mute up
I was telling you they official
Yes
You mute up
No
Meet me on mute
No
This is me telling you something
I'm paid to talk
Oh yeah you are
You niggas always want to Pull these little slogans out Only when they apply to y'all is me telling you something right now. I'm paid to talk. Oh, yeah, you are.
You niggas always want to pull these little slogans out.
Only when they apply to y'all, boy.
Here we go. Romantic scenes between Shuri and
Namor in Wakanda Forever
were filmed and tested
with audiences, reveals
editor Michael P. Shauver.
Mm-hmm.
That's it, huh?
They wasn't in the movie.
They tested a whole bunch of shit
and said, no, we're not going to do that.
What's the problem?
I didn't see it yet.
It's a weird way of saying you was right, Joe.
Oh, okay.
You were correct.
You were correct, Joe.
There was romantic shit.
That's a strange way of wording, Joe.
You was right again.
Oh, my fault.
You need to hear that.
My bad. You were correct, Joe. Need to hear romantic... That's a strange way of wording, Joe. You was right again. Oh, my fault. You need to hear that. My bad.
You were correct, Joe.
Need to hear it or should I hear it when it happens?
You brought it up because you wanted to hear it.
So you might have needed to hear that.
Or should I hear it when it happens?
You brought it up because you wanted to hear it.
That one time, and this is why I'm going to change friend groups soon.
No, honestly, for real.
I'm going to tell you the truth right now.
That one time that we was in the escape room and the whole room was stumped over a compass,
you got us out of there.
And the whole room paused and said,
thank you, yo.
Without you in this moment,
we would have been lost.
Just reciprocity, yo.
It's not just Lauryn Hill that needs it.
It's not.
Thank you, yo.
Moving right along.
Thank you, bro.
Moving right along.
Meek and Ross on stage.
I like your first
and the 15th.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that, bro.
You better stop publicly
liking the 15th.
You better shut your mouth off.
You better shut your little mouth off.
I don't know why
you even talking.
What happened on those dates?
He keep trying to be Potter of the year.
Yeah, he trying.
He keep trying to walk the line.
You better shut up about your little business.
Come on, Meek and Ross.
Meek and Ross hit the stage.
Yeah, Meek had a 10-year anniversary concert
for Dreams and Nightmares album.
Round of applause for Meek.
All the heavy hitters out. Dreams and Nightmares album. Round of applause for Meek. And Burt.
All the heavy hitters out.
But yeah, Meek and Ross on stage together
was a big deal.
Looking beautiful.
Where was the show?
Philly.
Philly, of course.
Philadelphia.
That's dope.
That's what I said.
And what the internet said.
I don't know what they said.
I don't know what the internet said either.
Ice.
I was just like, you know, I laughed.
Wasn't sure if it was dope or not.
Yeah, I don't.
We knew for a minute we've been hearing rumblings of tension.
We haven't seen them together.
You about to take us out of here.
Uh-huh.
Tanner, clip this.
And I.
I just found this.
This is what Ice thinks about the Meek and Ross reunion
make it spicy too
like the podcast dudes
oh man
make it spicy
like them other podcast dudes
be doing
so I just found
a little humor in it
because
the way I found out
that this even happened
was I saw Ross
post on Instagram
and he tagged
his caption was
Maybach music
Meek hasn't screamed Maybach music.
Meek hasn't screamed Maybach music in years.
So I took this as, you know, because Meek is on this,
I'm independent, I'm doing everything this way. I kind of took this as a Ross way of saying,
hey, dogs, I see what you're doing,
but you're still Maybach music over here, buddy.
That sounds like the opinion of somebody that be taking niggas off albums.
I didn't take niggas off anything, though.
I said niggas.
I've definitely taken niggas off.
Sometimes niggas need to be taken off, though.
I'm just doing the work that the engineer should have did.
But in this case, it was just-
Were you happy about the reunion?
Yeah. I was happy. How could you not be? I you happy about the reunion? Um Yeah
I was happy
I was happy about that
Yes
I am happy about the reunion
Okay
I was hating
I just think it was a little
Extra motive in there
I was hating
Why were you hating?
I'll be honest here on this part
I was hating a little bit
Why?
Cause about
If you caught a record or run about six or seven years after i came out
i'm tight you could go for like the next you could do the shit you could do this
if you caught any motion from 2010 and on and not oh one oh two oh three oh four they're still country for you these kids
are erasing history i just seen a meme going around of all the tiktok kids laughing at the
2012 2013 era of mustard kid inc fat went all the notes on they were laughing all the Fetty Wap era I was like wait
hey
wait a minute you kids
wait a minute
yeah
yeah
ageism is a thing in hip hop
it is
ageism is a real thing
in hip hop
it is
if the kids wasn't out
you gotta remember
these kids right
and
we do this kind of
simple math all the time
we talk about the generation gap
you four years older
than me right
that if you
six seven
that's six
in six seven years
there's a whole new
crop of niggas
on the internet
with new opinions
beliefs
theories
ideologies
and they vocal
about them
yeah
hey y'all
I think Eminem
was a plant
wait
huh
wait a minute
you kids
well they just learned a new word and run into the ground that too that happens well I know Eminem was a plant. Wait. Huh? Wait a minute, you kids.
Well, they just learned a new word to run into the ground.
That too.
That happens.
Well, I know.
They also never heard of
Raucous Records.
They never heard of that battle scene.
They never heard of,
they wasn't there.
So if you just hear
and you've got 20 years
of your little knowledge,
these little niggas is quick
to tell you their opinion.
I think that such and such.
That's Smokey Robinson.
Remember when Kanye put that record out with Paul McCartney?
And it was like, look at this white dude they did a favor for.
That's Paul McCartney.
You guys.
Sir.
Play with something safe.
Anyway.
Ageism is a thing in hip hop.
It is.
That's where you kind of get mad at Ageism is a thing in hip hop It is Like that's what you kind of get mad
It's like yo dawg
If you play basketball
Like my
My nephews
They watch
Them niggas be watching
Rod Strickland
They be watching Stockton
They watch
Me
They watch
Yo we never escaping this
Yo what position you play
We never
I'm asking you
You know what
What position you play
The wild part
Or hybrid.
I ain't even mad at it.
Yo, Ice.
Tell them how this goes, yo.
You was the two?
They said I never reminded me that I had a triple-double against O'Gill.
Or just created it.
You know what's funny?
That only matters because it was O'Gill.
Nah.
That's a major grit.
Nah.
And who said it?
Yeah. That matters. That holds the weight. Nah. And who said it?
That holds the weight.
Really? Hell yeah. What if it was just a regular person that was there?
Okay. Yeah, whatever. He's just saying that because
The nigga said, yo, he had a triple-double. I gave him
like 50. For somebody
to say, yo, I gave somebody
50 in a lifetime?
No, I gave Oak Hill 50.
They couldn't do that, man.
A lot of timeouts from Oak Hill that game with Kurt Smalls.
With some frustration?
Coach Gill never seen nothing like that.
Yo.
Yeah.
50.
From them little timeouts.
Just keep doing that.
Yo, dog.
Just, I'm in the corner.
But that's one of them feelings as a man that you just, well, for me anyway,
that's one that I would love to be able to embellish in.
Like the guy who went out there and scored 50.
No matter what you say about Brandon Jennings, he went out there and scored 50.
About a 50 in the books, 52.
No matter what the experts say about Jamal Crawford,
he put 50 up on every team, on all of y'all.
Like when you could do that, like that's a stat.
A stat.
That's different.
I'd have made a bunch of your great stumble.
You know that nigga Jamal, he'll come down.
Jamal Crawford is different, different.
Different.
He's different.
Different, different, different.
And another one that's been running from the Joe Budden 101.
Jamal Crawford.
Jamal Crawford. 101 what? Jamal Crawford. Jamal Crawford.
101 what?
Jamal Crawford.
Hello?
Tell him how tall he is again.
Jamal Crawford, I don't know if you've seen the Oak Hill footage.
Oh, my.
Nobody did.
Look, he's up there with the Will footage.
Jamal Crawford know he been running from me for about over 10 years now.
Fair.
I would call him, but I ain't going to do it.
Joe, you know that nigga talk slick?
No, he talk slick. I know. He talk slick. Chill out, man. Yeah would call him, but I ain't going to do it. Joe, you know how the nigga talk slick? No, he talk slick.
I know.
He talk slick.
Chill out.
Yeah, he talk slick.
Leave that one alone.
It was like 2013.
I was like, you ain't tough, nigga.
He's like, who has the most clutch shots ever behind Kobe Bryant?
I don't know.
Fuck you talking about?
Me.
He's like, oh, shit.
When niggas pull out
Them type of stats
On themselves
You leave them alone
Any nigga that could
Come in the NBA gym
And get 40
On any given night
You got it boss
Yeah
There's niggas
That haven't scored
That had good careers
And never scored 40
I would want to play
That nigga Jamal
Could score 40
On any night bro
Any day
Just a random Tuesday
Not even just like for fun
That wouldn't be fun It ain't like random Tuesday I'm coming get 47 On these any night, bro. Any day. Just a random Tuesday. Not even just for fun.
That wouldn't be fun.
It ain't no random Tuesday.
I'm coming to get 47 on these things. Piss me off.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm cool.
All right.
Drake bought Khaled toilets.
Round of applause.
Like four of them.
I will hit the round of applause, though.
I will hit the round of applause and say some bullshit.
They was gold?
It wasn't gold. It was the fancy joints, though. They was gold? It wasn't gold.
It was the fancy joints though.
They was the fancy smart toilet from a certain brand.
I don't remember right now.
They cost like 9,000.
He sent like four or five of them, eight of them,
something crazy like that.
As much as I wanted to clown this action,
I thought that this was super fly.
This is kind of fly shit.
I thought that this was super fly.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Your mother told me it was kind of fancy. So I can only imagine what these shit look like. Yeah, this was super fly. This is kind of fly shit. I thought that this was super fly. I ain't going to lie to you. Your mother told me. That's an adult.
So I can only imagine what these shit look like.
Yeah, this was that times something else.
And to send nine of them, I thought that that was a real adult gift.
That was a real adult gift.
It took some thought.
To send somebody.
It took some thought.
Send a homeowner a fancy fucking toilet.
A bunch of them?
He just bought a new house or something?
He sent a bunch.
But I mean, that's fly shit.
He just bought a new crib or something?
Was it like a housewarming gift?
Nah, I've just been in your house.
No, but I've been in your house.
I know you got-
You're a bum ass toilet.
Oh, yeah.
You got eight bathrooms
and I don't really like pissing in there.
I don't like when I go piss in there.
I want to feel like home
when I'm in your home.
Like he did.
You know he sent some sassy message.
That's a stunt.
That's a stunt.
That's a nice stunt.
That's some dope shit.
Yeah, that's a nice stunt.
I was going to hate.
When you started saying
I was ready to hate. I wanted to hate on you. That's how you stunt. I couldn't hate on it. I that's a nice stunt. I was going to hate. When you started saying that, I was ready to hate.
I wanted to hate on you, too.
That's how you stunt.
I couldn't hate on it.
I'm not even going to tell you that I don't like your toilets.
I'm just going to send you some new ones.
Word.
I'm surprised.
Amazon pull up.
You can buy your own Rolls Royce.
I'm going to just get you the bidet.
You know what I mean?
Because why you got a Rolls Royce and you ain't got the dope toilets?
I'm confused.
Like, look, you can get super spicy.
I don't know.
It's all spice.
That's what made them.
They knew not to give me too much money.
I'd have got spicy.
You would have.
Just a little spice.
Yo, dog, I think if you,
if you would have had like that Kanye money,
oh man.
Barack Obama.
You would have went crazy
What
Just a little wee bit
You would have went crazy fam
You could probably hit the Kanye money now
Now that they done
No no
Let's talk about the other one
The other one
That ain't his money
That ain't his money no more
It's not his
Sorry
Sorry
Here today going tomorrow
Talk about it now.
Talk about it.
Give me some money. Newark, New Jersey.
Never that. I answered you.
Unknown number from Newark. We run from that.
Yeah, no. Even though that's the doorman, but
still.
Y'all run from that?
Oh, hello?
Yes, sir.
Hey, send them on out.
Well, we have visitors.
Got company.
Let me listen.
Yo, why you sitting there like that, yo?
Y'all want to pause?
Y'all want to talk?
Let's talk.
Oh, it might be fun to talk.
Let's talk.
I think we should talk, yo.
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
It's been on.
It's been on.
Oh, you never stopped it?
Never stopped it.
You and him.
Why is this funny then right now?
I have no idea.
I don't even know who it is.
No, you don't.
You know who it is?
Yeah, I know who it is. It's the Ish Killer. You know who it is? Yeah, I know who it is.
It's the Ish Killer.
Who is it?
It's our Ish Killer.
You didn't hear what he said?
Uh-uh.
You want me to repeat it?
All right, no, no.
Before we get into that,
tell me why y'all are laughing.
Don't separate yourselves
from my laughing.
Because I'm anticipating.
Tell me why y'all are laughing.
I'm laughing because
this is getting ready
to be very, very, very,
yeah, yeah.
This is about to be interesting.
I just want to see him glow up real quick.
On the walk-in.
Here we go.
Yo, y'all niggas is ****.
You can't say that word, sir.
Oh, pardon me.
That's a bad word.
Yeah, yes.
Oh, my God.
Look.
Cold switcher.
Look, cold switcher.
Come on, what else we got?
What else we got? What else we got got What else we got
What else we got
What else we got
What's going on
I see I got Houston water
What like
They ain't got no water
What do you mean no water
They have a boil
Boil
Oh yeah I heard
Yeah
All of Houston
I believe so
That's what I heard
Yeah
Shit what the fuck
I don't know
Like I've had
We've had the notices
Where like
There's been issues Like a water main would break,
and then they'd issue a boil notice, but it'd be quick.
It's Elizabeth.
It's not Houston.
Yeah.
That shit is just scary to me.
You can't drink the water?
I don't drink the water.
You can't drink the water anyway.
Yeah.
You can't shower.
That's something different.
You can't shower.
People got kids. Yeah, you got to You can't shower. People got kids.
Yeah, you gotta
go in the shower.
How many showers
you really need to take?
Who you asking?
Yo, don't joke with me.
Yo, don't start this shit, yo.
That shower topic
starting to get like religion.
Man.
I just want people
to shut the fuck up about it.
I don't even want to know.
I'ma keep it a buck.
It is fun showering
when you're extra dirty, though.
It's a better shower.
I've had mad girls
defending the no shower shit and that shit is crazy to me.
Excuse me?
How women are, yeah.
You ain't getting nothing in yet?
I haven't gotten anything.
Oh, you don't be replying to the-
I don't even see the DMs.
Dog.
People are like, yo, ain't no difference in men not taking showers and women not taking showers.
I'm like, uh.
It is. I personally shower. This is. I'm like, uh. It is.
I personally shower.
This is why I'm against men staying out of women's business.
They need to know that?
Sometimes.
No, no, no. There's some shit you need to know.
They need some information.
And that's my business, too.
Shit starts smelling a little weird in the room.
A little weird.
That ain't me, ma.
That wasn't me.
Yeah, no.
I'm tapping you on your back shoulder, right where your baby daddy's name is tatted.
Hey.
Hey, Terrence.
I'm sorry.
I don't act like this around new people.
Hey.
Hey, Richard.
Hey, yo, T.
Nah, nah.
You know what I got.
Something smell a little awful.
You know I got the street name on there.
Yo, killer.
Roscoe. Yo, I'm good, fam. The chicks always fall for a little awful. You know I got the street name on there. Yo, killer. Roscoe.
Yo, I'm good, fam.
Chicks always fall for a street name.
Yo, come on, now.
Don't never actually come around the crew to see the nigga going to the store for somebody.
He just like the name.
Yo, go to the store.
Yo, keep the change.
Keep the change, killer.
Speaking of Houston, do you see that Deshaun Watson's coming back against the Houston Texans?
Oh, yeah.
They had that plan from the rip.
And they're bringing the accusers to watch the game from the box.
You're going to ball out.
You're lying.
Ten accusers.
The lawyer bought a box or whatever.
And nobody has a problem with that.
That is definitely a problem.
And I'm going to keep it a buck.
If a nigga really sexually. Don't do that. That is that is a definitely a problem and I'm gonna keep it a buck if a Nigga really sexually. Yeah
Yo, cuz your loop your white privilege makes that face smoother than mine you're doing the same thing I'm doing
No stop y'all do it please because I'm a killer
Because I'm going to kill I'm going to get a gangster
Yeah alright
I'm going to leave it alone then
Because that's some bullshit
I said on my side
That's some bullshit
The lawyers be playing
With the victims
That
Fam
I'm going to bring you here
Make you watch
I don't see how this benefits anybody
Parks
If some
I mean
If you have some traumatic shit
Happen to you
It ain't funny
Because one of my people
I don't even want to laugh
One of my people
Who just told me
Something happened to her
Last week
Alright
Dog If some man Did something to you Inappropriately It ain't funny because one of my people. I don't even want to laugh. One of my people just told me something happened to her last week. All right?
Dog, if some man did something to you inappropriately,
the last thing you should want to do is to be present at the 50-yard game watching him fucking throw touchdowns.
It's no lawyer that could have coerced me into doing that.
Is this true?
Is that true?
Yeah, before I even get into this, is this true?
That's how foul this sounds.
Is this true that he's definitely playing against Houston, right?
Yes.
Yes.
He's playing Houston.
I'm starting him.
But, yeah, dog.
Like, if some man.
This nigga's a fool.
It's from TMZ.
It's from TMZ.
Oh, no, it's true now.
Yeah, he about to go off.
He about to go nuts.
Hey, Josh Allen said it.
Who the receiver's that game?
He off. If they...
No, no.
Yeah.
A lot of that.
A lot of that.
Yeah, why you doing all that?
Yeah, a lot of that.
Fuck.
Yeah, you make sure.
You'll be getting my shit, fam.
Write that one down, brother.
Yeah, you'll be getting my shit.
Write that one right down.
Yeah, please.
Like, nah.
Come on.
That's some nasty work.
I don't... Yeah, that's disgusting.
And for you to let the lawyer
to play you like that,
you a dodo.
You lawyers are crazy.
I ain't even blaming the lawyer.
No, it's the lawyer.
They got to, yeah,
but they got to agree to do that.
Pars, can't no lawyer make me go
stand in front of somebody
that did some sexual misconduct to me?
Fuck you talking about?
That's a... At the 50-yard line.
But if he's like saying that this might be good
for your legal situation or something like that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yo, I know this is.
They settled already, didn't they?
Come on, fam.
I know this is foul because it sounds like something
Olivia from Law & Order would do.
Olivia break all the laws to get the case done.
Nah, especially when it comes to
because you know she got
on the show.
Yeah.
She go all out.
I doubt if she's going to have
the victims at the 50 yard line.
That's what she does, yo.
Yeah.
Olivia might do that.
What's going to make him do?
Throw an interception?
I seen her.
I hope he don't.
I seen Olivia fake
on the show
to get somebody in jail.
Olivia going to get you.
Olivia was foul, yo.
It don't be enough on Olivia.
Oh, no.
I bet I had a whole.
It's fine.
Why CPSA?
Never mind.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Please.
Come on.
What else is important?
Elon Musk says that Apple doesn't want to advertise with Twitter because they must be
against free speech.
Who wants to tell Elon?
I'm a little tired of Elon, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Bruh, I see how you get along with your man.
And he also said that he posted some shit showing the top 20 or so, the biggest donors to the Democratic Party.
And they was just all huge, huge, huge corporations.
And he was like, yo, this don't seem biased to y'all.
And it was like, yo, fam, you don't say that when-
I'm sure that the Republican Party's biggest donors are all the same shit.
That was my thing.
He's annoying.
He's annoying.
He's annoying.
And if you're Mr. Free Speech and everything being even,
I could send my money where I want it to.
Post the other side of that too.
Right.
Don't just post one side.
Yeah, he ain't get no box.
Huh? He ain't get no box. Where? High school. Ah. College, none of that too. Right. Don't just post one side. Yeah, he ain't get no box. Huh?
He ain't get no box.
Where?
High school.
Ah.
College, none of that.
None of it.
He was the nerdy nigga
that was just out here,
smart as hell.
He ain't get no girls.
And the money got him the girls.
Mm-hmm.
Your man, Ye.
Well, thank you for that unpacking.
Thank you for who was fucking in high school
and who was...
Because that tell a lot, yo.
You can tell. You can tell these niggas got cool when they got a couple dollars.
You can definitely tell.
You disagree?
No, I don't think chicks were running around dying to fuck somebody named Elon in high school.
That strikes me as odd in the first place.
Stupid.
I thought I should have been getting more pussy in high school too.
Why?
Is that a triple-double?
Triple-double?
That's what happened, yo.
No, there wasn't no girls in that game.
That game ain't nothing.
There wasn't no people there.
Ice, is that hate?
Ice just said what?
I'm asking you.
Ice said there wasn't no people there, yo.
You got to repeat me.
You snitching.
Yeah, word, word.
Yo, come out.
We caught you.
Yes, yes.
That was hate-ish.
I wanted to talk about the Soul Train Awards.
I didn't even know that happened.
Because every performance at the Soul Train Awards was magnificent.
And they were performances that you wouldn't typically see at the major award shows.
These performances didn't look like they were dictated by record sales.
Who they want to sell next.
Star power, selling ads, the secret part of the award shows.
We didn't even know the awards happened.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Well, because it costs money to let y'all know that the awards are happening.
Well, that's what I said.
You said it wasn't dictated by selling ads.
I'm like, you can tell they wasn't doing that.
But let me see if I could find this here.
Because I was blown away.
I didn't know they were happening either.
I only caught wind because the performances were that amazing.
Let's see.
Where are they?
Y'all talk while I find them.
Which performances did you see?
Let's see here.
When were they?
Okay.
I think it was Sunday I guess
Shantae Moore we just started last pod with Shantae Moore good to see that Shantae Moore
still sounds like this Shantae Moore is not someone you would typically see perform at a
big award show not right Coco Jones oh okay she one of my new favorites one of my new
favorites Coco Jones but what I'm saying performed I mean these people are
highlighted with a light shined on their performance attention paid to it right
Jay Holiday listen to Jay Holiday still sounding good.
Who knows that he still sounds good?
I wouldn't know that.
I was happy to see Jay Holiday.
It's good to be 50 years old with a classics record, with a smash.
What, Bad could come on at any time.
It could.
And you're going to respect it.
Ari Lennox.'s probably another one that should perform at more bigger bigger award
shows hey yeah with bands and choirs and Tank and J. Valentine did slowly, highlighted, nice little colorful tuxes they have on.
Oh, oh no, that's when I go deep.
That part right there.
Yo, anytime you fucking, you match the lyrics of the song.
Hey, extra bonus points.
What else? What else? What else what else come on sir listen to the people I'm naming though
musicians we're serving it hmm we're serving it sir yeah he just dropped that Nothing Even Matters
record a couple weeks ago
he's had a project
a while
Float
performing cardboard box
I'm not familiar
with them
some guy named Q
a new guy
that his voice
seems phenomenal
I know Q
and Money Long
stole the show
with like a whole
Tyler Perry-ish
performance
that acted out the record.
Like, I thought more attention should have been paid to the performances.
Where was this aired?
This was Saturday or Sunday.
By what channel though, I'm saying?
Or does that feel too addy?
I just want to go find it and watch the replay of that shit.
No, I didn't know about it.
I forgot.
I actually did forget.
I didn't even hear about it.
Me either.
I didn't see on the timeline. I don't know about it. I forgot. I actually did forget. I didn't even hear about it. Me either. I didn't see it on the timeline.
I don't know what channel,
but I think the Soul Train Awards
is still on like regular TV or BET.
I'm going to find it.
I'm going to find it.
I want to watch the replay.
GH1.
Either way,
it would behoove you to see the performances
because everybody showed up.
That shit sounds amazing.
I wish more award shows were based
on the merit of the artists and the art. You know, like that whole little letter the Grammy guy put out about this were based on the merit of the artists and the art.
You know, like that whole little letter the Grammy guy put out about this is based on the art.
Eh.
If that were true, the performances would be indicative of that, such as the Soul Train Awards.
So I want to shout out everybody behind that.
On the flip side to that.
BET?
Yeah, BET.
On the flip side to that, you said you wish more award shows did it.
You know, we didn't even, a lot of people, like you said, it costs money to write.
Art don't generate revenue, yo.
Yeah, so it's like, we here to make money.
Yeah, we might want to, focusing on the art only might not be what makes us money.
We need to go get these names.
It's a fine line between the two.
It's a little hard.
It's a fine line between the two.
Shit ain't easy.
Super Bowl, don't give a fuck who win.
We just sell an ad, yo.
And that's the business side.
We want a good game.
But if we don't, we want these teams here.
Giants, Cowboys, most viewed regular season football game in the history of the NFL.
Really?
At 45 million.
42 million.
The other day?
I thought it was 45, but you know, man.
Yeah, last week.
Okay.
To put that in perspective, the Super Bowl, I think,
only gets 100 mil, 110 mil, something around here.
Oh, wow.
And it was a regular season game.
Regular season game.
Thanksgiving game.
With us down three offensive linemen and two sisters.
Let me just keep throwing that one out there.
Yeah, it got me zero points.
I can't even look at this no more.
Now I got to fucking look at the commanders on my back.
Look at me.
I can't even talk to this no more. I got to look at the commanders on my back I'm a realist but
depending on the day I'm a realist I wish that you would be a real depend on
the day I'm always a realist and the realist double entendre double entendre
don't even ask me how what else is super important out there speaking of
commanders did you guys see the uh the thing the Sean Taylor statue celebration double entendre double entendre don't even ask me how what else is super important out there speaking of the commanders
did you guys see the
the thing
the Sean Taylor
statue celebration
situation
that got everybody
in a tussle
he's trying to piss us off
it's disgusting
he's trying to piss us off
I was trying to skip it
it's disgusting
somebody
somebody report him
tell us
your man Dan Snyder
put up a quote unquote
thing honoring Sean Taylor.
You remember Sean Taylor?
Yeah, yeah.
Rest in peace, Sean Taylor.
Rest in peace.
Hell of a player.
It ended up being like some
makeshift mannequin bullshit.
It wasn't like a real...
Yeah, it was like a mannequin.
It was basically a mannequin.
Some bullshit.
He went to cheat.
I mean, everybody went...
He's a multi, multi...
No, no, I'm saying he went to...
Yeah, you don't do that.
Everybody was up in arms about it.
As they should be.
As they should be. Don't honor me if you're going to do some bullshit. Leave me alone. He's a multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi up traction too. Like I think they about to make that shit on the next award show.
Whoever it is.
If it's the Grammys I'd steal it.
Yeah.
Come on over here and do
that.
Oh I would 100 percent.
Yeah.
I'd steal it.
Hell yeah.
I'd steal it.
But Jesse does all
them shit so I wouldn't
be surprised to see that
tribute pop up somewhere.
Yeah.
The Grammys have been
losing clout with the
blacks anyway.
I'd definitely make it
up right here.
Come on over here and
celebrate Michael and
yourself.
Because that shit is fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't see that happening,
but I would love to see it.
The Grammys and them,
they playing a different type of business game.
Yeah.
We need to win this black business bet.
I get that,
but it's a lot of people that are going to be pissed off with that as well.
They don't want backlash.
They want to keep it as low as,
and as less waves and ripples as possible.
I don't see it happening.
I would love,
you know,
I would love it,
but.
Nah,
it's your man,
but I don't know.
They play different.
I think we starting to show the power in the black dollar,
but let's see.
I'm about to see it.
True.
I don't care how many Christmas lights
they put on new shoes.
I'm good.
Somebody walked in the executive meeting
at Balenciaga with Christmas lights
and they put them in the bags and the shoes
and everything else.
Ain't going to get me, buddy.
No, sirree, Bob.
That shit could blink up all it wanted,
little beast.
Nope.
I need to sell my shit.
It's just costing once.
Just look good.
Nah, just do like my son.
Throw him an incinerator.
When's the last time you've been by an incinerator?
Shout to Mice.
When's the last time you've been by an incinerator?
I never know.
They still had incinerators.
That's poor people shit, right?
I wouldn't know that about people like you.
Yo, Kim, you're not walking me off the ledge, my nigga.
I'm good.
He be trying to get somebody.
I'm asking him a question.
I want to know.
All right, forget it then.
That's not bad.
This poor people shit.
I just want to say, you guys have been really enjoyable for me this far.
I don't know why that is, but man.
You're on your triple-double high, so everything's enjoyable.
That's it.
That's what it is.
That's what I'm saying.
I just can't believe y'all hated on that, yo.
Why wouldn't we?
Because y'all are friends.
That's why we hate it.
That's backwards in the male community.
Nah.
In the black community, we got to reverse that.
That's horrible.
All right, part of the show.
Part of the show.
Okay.
We have YN.
Shout out to YN.
Shout out to YN shout out to yn hey yn yn says okay feeling a little triggered my bad hi guys okay so i'm watching i believe episode 581 and y'all just spoke about what is
okay for your woman to wear around the house ish referred to monitoring what his woman could and would wear
as to not entice his homeboys based on her body type. And I had to pause to write this.
In a previous relationship, a dude policed what I could wear because of my curvaceous and thick
body. That policing, best word I can think to describe it right now, around the house seemed
understandable, especially considering when his homeboys was over like an issues example.
Unfortunately, I love the plot twist.
That type of governing of my wardrobe turned wild when at a family function, he decided that my garb was inappropriate.
Mind you, we were surrounded by his family, a party for his gay uncles.
That's shade, which was a luau, and his sister dressed me.
He ended up getting loud and eventually picking me up to attempt to stuff me in his car, saying how he was taking me home.
Yeah.
We all seen that guy at the party.
The wolves.
Carrying your girl out over the shoulder to put her in the kitchen
and scream your fucking ass out.
His brother had to check him hard.
It caused a rift
between them for a while.
My question for Ish
and any of you gents,
when does the do's and don'ts
of what your girl wears
become toxic?
Do y'all ever consider
the trust for your girl's decision-making Do y'all ever consider the trust
for your girl's decision-making
when deciding the boundaries of her dress?
Since she directed this to you,
I'm going to direct it to you.
Oh, actually, this is a great question
to ask with a woman around.
It definitely is.
And we happen to have a woman around,
so I'm going to ask her to join us
specifically for this
in case Ish gets out of line.
We have Ish's kryptonite, the Ish killer.
Some of you know her as Melissa Ford.
Others know her as Mel.
Let's hit the round of applause.
Come on, come in, Mel.
Come on, help us out.
You should have queued up.
I'm looking for applause.
I'm looking for some applause. Here we go. Hey, come on, sit right. Come on, come in, Mel. Come on, help us out. I'm looking for some applause.
Here we go. Hey!
Come on, sit right. Come on.
Come on.
It's a little different from last time you were here.
Get comfy.
We're out the basement.
Yes, we're out the basement.
There's no shade.
No shade whatsoever.
Millions were made down there.
The boots, we can see everything now.
I got dressed for you guys.
Thank you for joining us.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
We love you back.
I do.
And you look great.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I appreciate that.
I try not to tell women that
when they have like 30 years
of hearing that.
I'm like, you cool.
You all right.
You all right.
You look good.
You all right.
At that point,
you know how to judge
certain compliments.
You judge who they come from
and what you believe the intention
behind them is. Trained assassin.
Yeah. She's a trained assassin.
I mean, don't I look like a fucking ninja?
Hello. A little bit ninja-ish.
A little ninja-ish, right?
And sound like a ninja a little bit.
And I'm sure I have the same results as ninjas.
I'm positive. I'm positive of that
silently killing niggas
thank you for joining us
I also love your audience
they love you too by the way
I've been trying
to get Mel to come
fuck with niggas for a long time
let me just say that
let me tell you something LA is a fucking vacuum okay like once you Mel to come fuck with niggas for a long time. Let me just say that.
Let me tell you something.
LA is a fucking vacuum.
Once you get in there, it just holds you.
It just keeps you.
You're just swirling in that fucking airbags.
Come to New York. I know.
Energy.
But now the new digs.
I mean, I could be the studio manager.
The studio manager.
Double duty.
Oh, I could hear those relationship conversations already. I don't know if it'd just be the studio manager. The studio manager. Double duty. Oh, I could hear those relationship conversations already.
I don't know if it'd just be me having them.
I'll be in the back like, hey, what are y'all motherfuckers talking about?
Okay.
That would be awesome.
It would be awesome.
We would love that.
It would be amazing.
Ish.
She asked a bunch of different questions.
Well, her final question, I'll read it to you again.
No, I got it.
I got it.
Okay.
I think the toxicity was already there.
I don't think the woman's clothes makes the guy or his response toxic.
I think that's an insecurity in the man already.
That's my personal opinion.
However, there is, in my opinion, a line that is crossed.
So when you step outside, if you're in a relationship,
you represent your partner, guy and girl.
So women oftentimes look at it from a one-sided thing.
It's like, yo, dog, if your man got a big dick
and he outside every day wearing basketball shorts or gray sweats,
you have a problem with that.
Stop acting like you wouldn't have a problem with that.
You'd have a problem with that.
Have you ever policed your man's wardrobe if that nigga tried to leave the house in gray sweat no i'm kidding no um no i've never i've never policed what my man and this is more
so about what your partner wears in the house when company comes over. See, so I said it was a bunch of different partners.
Yeah.
But so initially, last pod, we had a conversation where I talked about,
we asked like, I forgot what the question was,
but my thing was, you know, there was a time when one of my exes,
she just would wear what we wear at home.
But regardless of whoever was there, she'd continue to wear that.
You're in your 20s,
so sometimes women don't feel like
that may be inappropriate.
So I think that's the guy's job
to step in and say,
hey, yo, change it.
But there was one little thing
on your list
that shook the table
for the audience.
They looked at it like it was toxic,
and I don't think so.
So I said, yo,
if your girl is voluptuous,
that's first, right?
Because we all dress
for our body types, right?
So if your girl is voluptuous and she's walking around with a halter top on and some spandexes, I think that's inappropriate.
Yo, go throw on one of my t-shirts, some sweatpants, some shorts or something and rock out.
The spandex is what shook the table for the audience.
No, it's honestly when you're walking around with a voluptuous body, you're literally walking around with an arsenal of weaponry.
I mean, that's just the reality of the situation. And the truth of it was really evident during one Super Bowl.
I can't remember which one it is. I feel like it was like 2007 when Indianapolis was playing
Chicago. And they had a Lane Bryant Intimates wear commercial. And they've had Victoria's Secret lingerie commercials
all over the TV. Didn't matter.
Super Bowl, Monday,
whatever the fuck. But nobody said
anything. These Lane
Bryant models, and if you know
what Lane Bryant is, it's for
curvier women.
I mean, they were just
everything. The cup runneth over.
They looked so good.
And I'm straight as they come.
But these women looked yummy.
The uproar was unbelievable.
You'd swear that these women had just walked a catwalk with KKK hoods on or something like that.
From the uproar, how obscene and inappropriate.
I was like,
obscene,
really full figured women's bodies are obscene.
I was like,
the Christian crowd needs to just,
you know,
fundamentalists need to sit the fuck down.
Okay.
So,
but that's the reality of the situation.
So for me,
give me your Twitter in case they disagree with you.
Give me your Twitter handle in case they disagree with you. Give them your Twitter handle in case they disagree with you out there.
No, but so I'm not finished.
So even in my 20s, I had optics, you know, and that's just for me.
When I was home, chill for me would be sweatpants.
And I would be extremely cognizant of who came through the door,
even though this is my domicile.
This is where I live and I can make the rules.
If my man is there and his friend just came over,
you know, it's different from me being on a magazine.
This is front center.
This is personal.
I don't want, I just, for my own comfort level,
I would want to be a little bit more um
discreet because i just and understanding your weaponry yeah you know and like people will be
will probably be like but you were on the fucking covers of magazines in your underwear bitch like
what the fuck and i'm just like That was different It was like It was
You know
It was a profession
You know what I'm saying
A chick does porn
I'm like
She wanna fuck every dude
Running around the street
Exactly
You know what I'm saying
It's the same thing
Exactly
And so at one point
Like I had like a female roommate
And she had a boyfriend
And anytime I knew
Her boyfriend was coming over
It's my apartment
Where I pay the rent
But you better believe
I put on sweatpants
T-shirt, whatever,
because I don't want there to be any, I don't want there to be like, you know, any coloring
outside the line. I don't want there to be any, you know, questions of, well, your intention.
Now, did she respect me in the same way? Absolutely not. I had a guy come over,
this bitch was in fucking booty shorts. And I was just like,
Absolutely not.
I had a guy come over.
This bitch was in fucking booty shorts.
And I was just like.
Did she have a booty though?
There you go.
Let me tell you something.
She walked out the room.
He was just like.
Girls do that a lot.
Not even on her best day and your worst would I.
I said, you don't even have to tell me that.
I mean.
It's the fact that she doing it.
Just the fact that she did it. I was just like, I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation.
I'm in the wrong fucking situation. to fuck the roommate.
Who the fuck,
who are you talking about?
I mean,
stranger things have happened.
But,
so,
she is basically
in agreement with me.
I just,
it's a level of decency
and appropriateness
and insecurities too.
Yeah,
but I do,
that matters.
Now,
how do you feel about
outside of the house?
Because that was the second part
of her question.
So,
it's two parts. When you step outside your door, you're representing your dude. Now, how do you feel about outside of the house? Because that was the second part of her question. So, it's two parts.
When you step outside your door, you're representing your dude.
So, if my girl is walking outside with fishnets on to church, that's a representation of the man.
Now, mind you, she can wear whatever she wants to wear.
The church says come as you are.
I know.
Ish don't.
Okay. Ish don't. Okay.
Ish don't.
Yeah.
Okay.
But yo, no, I'm just saying.
And again, the flip side is I wouldn't wear something that my girl deemed inappropriate.
You wouldn't wear fishnet either.
That too.
So.
Yeah, it depends on the guy too.
Like some guys.
Some niggas don't care.
Some guys really love when when they when their girl
flexes you know and like she got the body and she puts on like the skin tight shit and
every motherfucker wants her he likes to be a voyeur for that shit and i've definitely dated
that guy where he just stood by the bar and watched the just the chaos ensue but it's a
different and he felt so good knowing he was going home with me.
That's funny.
And...
You did get hard.
Yeah.
You did get a little hard.
But also,
what was the biggest turn on for me
was the security
that he felt in himself
to literally just sit there
at the bar
with a smile on his face
and just let...
Not policing you,
none of that.
Not just...
You feel like you that nigga.
But you didn't feel like you that nigga. It's him and you that nigga But then I literally dated
Right after him
Dated a guy who was
Wanted to
You know just
Is there a difference
In sexy and raunchy
Yeah absolutely
So your girl being sexy
She just gonna be sexy
She could wear
Some jeans and some stilettos
Nigga with a blazer on
And shut shit down.
But there's a difference in having all your ass out.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just a different thing.
Give them your Twitter handle in case they want to talk to you.
They know already.
They know already about what you're saying.
They already know.
So that's just my personal opinion.
I think every relationship, those two people decide what is appropriate in their relationship.
You get what I'm saying? And I agree that like there's toxicity already present with his desire to want to police in the first place, you know.
So that's already present.
Based on insecurity.
At the end of the day, when you're in your 20s, you know, this is the time for you to make all the fucking stupid ass mistakes, you know.
But it's also the time where you are basically going to be
the best version of yourself like you are you're shiny and glossy and you're stunning and whatever
else you should have a lot of fun with that you know I wish that I'd had more fun with my 20 year
old my 20s you know what I mean we definitely got to talk to you on Patreon. You getting too much cap off right now.
You wish you had more fun, huh?
I was so reserved.
I was so reserved.
I know nobody believes me.
You know we was running around.
What?
We were running around
the streets of New York.
Who was?
Joe and I.
Oh, okay.
And then what happened?
Don't put me in it.
Don't put me in it. Don't put me in it.
Y'all never saw me running around the streets?
Did you?
I didn't.
I didn't.
I know you didn't.
I didn't.
Yeah.
I bumped into you at the work functions.
Exactly.
Yeah.
What?
Did you?
And I ain't have it, so I mean.
I was off the porch a very long time
I wasn't shooting
at the likes of y'all
I was
I was so reserved
like you know
I would
I really
yo this guy is a sucker
yo
you are a
you are a podcast
extraordinaire
you are a sucker
I'm in
that's what I'm here to do
I know
I'm gonna let you ride holy shit. I'm going to let you ride.
Holy shit.
All right, I shouted a couple of them.
Just a few.
Just this one.
Fucking nigga, yo.
Is this some inside shit going on?
No, no, no.
What's happening here?
No, it's not.
Joe is lying.
He's teasing me.
That's what it is.
He's teasing me.
Okay.
It's fine.
Okay.
But you are the king of podcasts.
That's why I fuck with Mel, man. I love Mel. Mel is our women correspondent. Okay. But you are the king of podcasts. That's why I fuck with Mel, man.
I love Mel.
Mel is our women correspondent.
Yes.
I'm going to call it how I see it, you know?
So, yeah, again, back to Wanya Ann's question.
I would have been putting all types of sheepskins on her.
Michelin coats.
Hey, put this comforter over you.
You know what I missed out?
Wrap this up.
Yo, remember when they had, like, the Manolo Blahnik fucking Tims?
Mm-hmm.
God, yeah.
I missed that.
Good times.
Yeah, good times.
I missed that.
You girls went crazy with those.
Yeah, they did.
They did.
Man, Steve Madden just fucked the game up.
I was going to say, they went crazy with Steve Madden.
That is true.
They was hard to find.
The Manolos was hard to find.
Friend of the show.
Friend of the show, Steve Madden.
All these years later, even after jail making about
200 billion
or something crazy
it's a crazy number
no they got the
Steve Madden
Balenciagas up
oh I know
oh
I know
the Balenciaga sneakers
they got Steve Madden ones
Steve ain't playing
I see
and people gonna buy him too
yeah
everybody can't afford
$800 sneakers
I ain't playing
could you believe that
sure the nerve alright moving on moving on moving on I am too. Yeah, everybody can't afford $800 sneakers. I know. Could you believe that?
Sure.
The nerve.
All right, moving on.
Moving on.
Moving on.
Can you hang out with us for a little while?
You can stay for a little while? I can stay for a while.
I just have to ask, what are those on your feet?
What are those?
Botegas.
Botegas?
Are they really?
Mm-hmm.
The nerve.
He's so cute. You're so cute, John. No, I mean, it's just like. You's so cute you're so cute
it's just so comfy now
that money just gets you in a comfortable zone
why are you laughing at me because they're fucking horrendous but i mean they're fucking horrendous. But I mean, they're probably like $6.50. No.
Look at his face.
Don't insult my feet.
Yo, this thing is bougie, yo.
You don't know how to work.
Don't insult my feet.
What the hell is $6.50?
Per shoe, maybe. That's that off-white stuff that the kids wear.
Yeah, no.
Who are you, yo?
But no, Mel, listen.
If you must know, and then we're ending this show.
I forgot how she just adds chemistry to all of us.
Okay, sorry.
Listen.
I don't think how I dress now is too far off how I used to dress, right?
These, I used to wear Uggs.
One time we was on tour.
They stopped the tour bus.
We was in like some cold part of Canada.
It was an Uggs store.
I went in there.
I bought the uggs
that we wear still to this day and i was the first rapper to wear them uggs outside in his normal
travels you know the ones the slipper ones with the fur in it and nigga said those ain't foul doors
and i said suck my dick so now any of these joints with the fur in it
is joe's copying immediately.
So it ain't about how it look on the outside.
It ain't about the boots with the fur.
It's about the shoes with the fur. Got it.
Yeah. I got it.
I feel like she dissed me somehow.
No, I swear to God I did.
Don't sing a Flo Rida song about my footwear.
Don't Flo Rida me out with my footwear.
These are nice boots too though.
Thank you.
Women just add energy to anything., I pulled these out the closet. Women just add an energy
to anything.
I just pulled these
out the closet.
Something like.
Swear to God,
because regularly,
no.
Regularly,
I am in yoga pants
and sneakers
and Pilates socks.
That gets it done too
by the way.
That's literally,
literally.
That's the same thing.
That's the same thing
without the boot. Yeah. That's boy shorts. Yeah,'s the same thing. That's the same thing without the boo.
Yeah.
That's boy shorts.
Yeah, for the most part it is.
They know what they're doing.
Yeah.
Chick ain't been to the gym in seven years,
walking around every day with gym clothes on.
Until later anyway.
If you and Ish were in a relationship,
how far into the relationship do you think he'd have a heart attack?
Why would I do that?
Your name is not Mel.
What does that mean?
I'm asking Mel.
My name ish, nigga.
I'm asking Mel.
Oh, you big bitch.
I mean, well, there's so many factors involved.
Like with your yoga outfits.
You know what I mean?
Never.
He would probably just be very happy.
Erickson, zoom in.
Aha, you asshole.
You ain't getting no content.
Why I didn't?
You asshole. Why I didn't? Zoom in closer now. All right, zoom in. You asshole. You ain't getting no content. You asshole.
Zoom in closer now.
All right, come on.
Sleeper, sleeper, sleeper, sleeper.
Mel's going to hang out with us for a little bit.
I'm going to my girl, Marie Dahlstrom, friend of the show, lover, lover, extremely talented woman.
She put out a record featuring somebody that I can't pronounce.
Delily, Delily.
Delily Ankra.
Let me spell it.
D-E-L-L-E-I-L-E-A-N-K-R-A-H.
There.
And this record is called Clouds. I'm sorry. All the little things that you said Try to focus on me instead
But it all comes crashing down
I keep telling myself every day I wake up in the morning, I'm gone
Cause it's all in my head, can't seem to get it out of my head
But I keep trying my best, keep searching
For God to take me Oh, I keep trying my best, keep searching, I gotta take me
Oh, I keep tunnel vision instead
Trying to keep my head above water, it's driving me
Cause I keep on floating, till I can't breathe, till I can't speak
Oh, I try to be me
Yeah, yeah, yeah Cause I've been trying to be me Yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I've been trying to understand me
Get a little time to breathe
Cause after all, what we fighting for
When we are just as a couple
All my mind, all my pain
Either way, it feels the same
Let me try and be the way
So I can show you which man I feel
Oh!
Good job.
Yo, what's up with you?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No! Your only job, yo. Try to keep my head above water, try me Cause I keep on floating, till I can't breathe
Till I can't speak, oh I try to dream
Cause I don't wanna let nobody tell me that I could do wrong
Even when the table's turning turning I would never do you wrong
I'm not done with this
No you would never catch me
I'll never let you get away
I won't be making the same mistake
I'm not done with this
I'm not done with this
I'm not done with this I'm not to make my plans eternal I'm ready to be your audience
And all I'm gonna do is just stay
I'm trying to make my plans eternal
And I'm working for you strongly
Cause I keep on going
I'm just gonna breathe till I can't see
You know I'm sorry
I'm trying to be, trying to be, yeah
Said you won't, try to be, yeah
Said you won't, try to be, yeah Said you won't try to be, yeah
Said you won't try to be, yeah Said you won't try to be, yeah
Said you won't try to be, yeah Said you won't try to be, yeah
Said you won't try to be, yeah Try to be, try to be
That's brand new music from Marie Dahlstrom
Featuring a name I can't pronounce
That record is called Clouds
Shout out to her friend of the show
I'm gonna go up across the border this time to Toronto, man
This record is called Spin the Block
It's by an artist named Raheem.
R-A-H-E-M.
Spin the Block record, everyone.
Worldwide.
Worldwide. Oh, and I just, oh, and I just touched down on a piercing girl, I'm home
Been so long, I thought that you should know, yeah
I went the shit way out, girl, I mean, locked at the bottom
Fitting almost, but you caught me at a, uh
Wait, are these tears enough?
For all I've done
There's just never a way around for me
You never wait around for me
Oh, you sold it down for me
Need you to spin a block all day
Once I get home
Oh, treat me like there's no left
Oh, baby, don't leave this on read
All the things I should've said
Pictures make your life look way too perfect
Know you well, I see behind your curtain, baby It's so hard to tell from all that
You do the most to fall back
But you got me at all
We are, this is enough
For all I've done There's just never around
You never wait around for me
Oh, you're so down for me
Need you to spin the block on me
Once I get home
Oh, treat me like there's no one left
Oh baby don't leave this on rest All the things I should've said Once I get home
Treat me like there's no more left
Oh baby, don't leave this on read
The things I should've said
I should've said And that is Spin the Block by Raheem.
That's spelled R-A-H-I-E-M.
Oh, that's right. That's what I said.
Raheem.
Oh, that's why.
Yeah, that's a dope record.
I'm going to play some Rome Streets.
This is Armed and Dangerous featuring Armani Caesar. When she suckin' it Told I would never trust another bitch Give all the hundreds in the money clip
By my side, been there through a ton of shit
Back of cop cars
Goin' with me to surf some of Sniff
Wild shit, like Rizelda and Charles Cosby
Screamin' the world as I was blowin' weed out the Mozzie
My partner in crime down the plot of robbery
Head to Houston if I ever catch a body
I came up on a sweet jug
When it's over
I promise that we all be godly
As you can see, I ain't let nothin' stop me
I got the guard glow, them other guys garbage
And they carbon copies
I'm makin' them sick as fuck, regardless
They gotta watch me, you know the vibes be
Got this shit in the bag, it's clear like
HDMI, pictures on widescreen
Till you're safe, we got the drop like Vazine
We takin' everything that's inside clean
Love is just a four-letter word like fuck
But what the fuck is love with no trust?
Everything is lit, we both see dollar signs every time that we fuck
If I'm the gun and she the clip, we armed and dangerous
Love is just a four-letter word like fuck
But what the fuck is love with no trust?
Everything is lit, we both see dollar signs every time that we fuck
If she the gun and I'm the clip, we off to danger
To you I give my trust, don't usually give a fuck
The only nigga I could say I ever really loved
Damn that pussy drug, and all he do is OD
My Cody, livin' the sweet life, Zach and Cody Lookin' like a snack, but baby, this is so full
Put me on my back and lay me like this is Pro Tools
Ain't no do, make me feel the way that you do
Plenty niggas try to holla, but don't do what you do
You flower me, you love me and you empower me
You be havin' me drippin', soakin' wet just like the shower
It's fuck the world and we both gon' get our shit done
It ain't your money, it's the energy you give home
You be havin' me drippin', soakin' wet just like the shower
It's fuck the world and we both gon' get our shit done
It ain't your money, it's the energy you give home It's fuck the world and we both gon' get our shit off
It ain't your money, it's the energy you give off
You treat me like your princess but still make me feel like big dog
I got big balls, keep that same energy with my wig off
We armed and dangerous, y'all know not to play with us
Me and my girls we queens and only them kings relate with us
Love is just a four-letter word like
but what the is love with no trust everything is lit we both see dollar signs
every time that we if i'm the gun then you the clip we armed and dangerous
love is just a four-letter word like but what the is love with no trust everything is lit
we both see dollar signs every time that we fuck If I'm the gun Then you the clip
We armed and dangerous
Trust
That's Armed and Dangerous
Rome Streets
Featuring Armani Caesar
She bodied that shit
She went crazy
She went crazy
She's super dope
Sheesh
What you playing for us today?
Um
Artist is Madison Paris
And the song is called Mine
Alright artist is Madison Paris and the song is called mine So tell me what you're going to Show me you deserve to Taste a little piece of perfect
Only get it if you earn it
Do I make you nervous?
I am at your service for tonight
All night, you're my heat
Show me what's been on your mind
All night, save a dance and save your time all night
You gon' fall in love tonight
We only have one night
I heard that it's real good
Baby, you can stay
I could put it all in your face
Tell me how sweet does it really taste
So don't chase the tide away
I'm almost there again
I know it's worth the wait
Make me forget my name
Tonight all night, young I hear
Show me what's been on your mind
All night, save a dance and save your time Show me what's been on your mind all night
Save a dance and save your time all night
You gon' fall in love tonight
We only have one night
Tonight all night, you're naive
Show me what's been on your mind all night Save a dance and save your time all night
You gon' fall in love tonight
We only have one night that's mine by madison paris love it dope records everybody why y'all all went crazy on the sleepers like that?
Round of applause
for y'all musical taste
improving around
the triple double OG.
Yo, my influences
just felt everywhere.
The triple double OG.
We never gonna hear
the end of this.
Ever.
You understand this, right?
When Ish first got to this part,
he was playing
1-900-HUSTLER
as a sleeper.
Now look at him.
Come on, man. My influences everywhere. He played Luther, man. Yeah, he played Luther. Come on, man. part he was playing 1-900 hustler as a sleeper now look at him come on man my influence is
everywhere play luther vandross yeah you play luther vandross come on man we don't really
talk enough about issues but can we talk about your improvements i can't highlight you i'm good
i can't highlight your success as a potter no i'm cool what is what is the like what is the
definition of sleeper not a hit record for 30 straight years
fam when I first got here I didn't know that what would you thought would you would you thought fam
I did not watch the show I mean a song you ain't hear in a while yeah I was gonna say could it be
like a song that like that no maybe this whole generation has never heard yeah but he was playing records
like my first he might have played thriller listen i'm listening to fucking michael mcdonald
and kenny loggins right now okay yeah i mean nothing about that and the live version is the
one um that's my man right there I mean listen with who?
both of them
Kenny Loggins and Michael McDonald?
Michael McDonald
more than Kenny Loggins
but
okay so
when Thundercat came out
with that song
what was the song called
I forget the name of it
right now
but he got
Kenny Loggins
and Michael McDonald
on the track
I was like
who does that?
girl this guy's annoying, yo.
Can we wrap up the pod, man?
Ice, help me.
Ice, come on.
Say something.
Say what?
Come on, Ice.
I'm not breaking up the Kenny Loggins.
Show me the way.
That's the name of the song.
Wait, tell us.
We should play that song right now.
That should be the song that we lead out with.
You got that song, Ish?
Y'all fuckers.
I feel like I'm not in on the goddamn joke.
Me either.
I'm pissed off right now.
Me either.
I can't tell you because that's hate.
If I tell you it's hate, I want to tell her.
I can't tell her.
You tell her.
It's hate.
If I tell her it's hate.
I don't like Michael McDonald.
Ice, please help me. I'm asking you. It's tell her it's hate. I don't like Michael McDonald. Ice, please help me.
I'm asking you.
It's hate if I tell her.
I don't like Michael McDonald.
Yes, everybody likes Michael McDonald.
You and I haven't had a conversation about Michael McDonald before?
Not quite like this one.
That's the joke, is that.
The same thing you say to me.
Like, other niggas, you can say something to me, but I receive it different from other people.
That's not true.
You do say it to me all the time. But what you
saying ain't true. I don't receive it differently.
Ice, is that true?
Parks, is that true?
Corey, wherever you are, is that true?
Don't you receive things differently from Mel?
He don't receive things different from Mel?
Something's wrong with your brain.
I'm in. See, now I'm hating.
Now it's hate.
You hating a little bit.
All right, Ice has scared me
Out of ending with
Tory Lanez
So I won't
Cause you said
They gonna kill me
They are gonna kill you
But you don't care though
You get killed anyway
I have 21 years
Of them killing me
Exactly
So play it
Play Tory
I'm um
Yeah they can't
No no no
No no no
No no no
You get the intro
You don't get an outro.
But I'll play some Chris.
That'll still get me killed.
Here's my shit, too.
Word.
Come on.
This is a joint.
Mic check, mic, mic, mic check.
One, two, one, two.
When it go.
I watch y'all rappers run away from this one, too.
He left enough beat there for y'all.
I think Ross might have gave him one, but that don't count.
Ross always do it.
Wait a minute.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate.
He hate on a bunch of shit.
Most R&Bs.
He got a lot of hate records.
There's bad hate on R&B.
I don't want an R&B song if it's not hating.
What Trey?
What Trey?
Trey was just arrogant.
I admitted sex.
The neighbors know my name.
Missed a girl? Trey be hurting? Yeah, he be hurting. Wait, we can't talk about Trey no more arrogant I am mr. Trey no more again smell I don't know
don't keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there rest in peace
until next time we bid you adieu farewell adios arriba dirty hasta la vistaci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye
And most importantly, remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make them last as if it's all we have
Cherish your people, cherish your fucking toast, your go-outs, your group chats
Hug your people, tell them you care about them
And hopefully they receive you better than my friends did about my triple-double
Get here to salt my voice still
Y'all hold it down, we'll be back, same time, same place Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Let me hear you. Just a boop boop. That's what. Oh my God.
Yo, we out of here, man.
Y'all hold it down.
Thank you to Melissa Ford for hanging out with us.
We're going to hang out a little bit more.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not leaving.
No, don't.
Please.
No, I'm moving the fuck in.
All right.
I like that.
I like it.
I like it I like it
just me
just me I'm not dangerous When you're mine I'll be generous
You are
Gonna be replaceable
I'm collectible
Just like mine
Right now
It's alright
I gotta let the double hook rock.
It's too hoax.
When the hook is fire, you repeat that shit.
Tell the engineer, yo, put that hook right after that And just let me feel it, baby, feel it in your soul
Are you ready?
I know your heart's been telling you you belong to me
Oh, no, no, no, no
It's part of me
Nothing's real
When you're mine
I'm not a general
I'm not a real person
I'm not a good actable, just like mine
Alright, great part today gentlemen, amazing job
Ovein, we love you, let's never let that be forgotten
Our guy No, you think all this is hilarious, right?
First of all, stop looking at my soundboard.
Get out.