The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 587 | "So Sick"

Episode Date: December 17, 2022

The Meg and Tory case continues on as the guys react to the latest trial news after Kelsey takes the stand (19:57). Gunna is released from jail after pleading guilty to a state RICO charge (49:50), an...d speculation spreads on whether the Atlanta rapper snitched or not (52:07). Joe sends his condolences to the family and friends of Stephen ‘tWitch’ Boss (1:20:00). Dr. Umar shares his thoughts about Wakanda Forever (1:25:17) and Elon Musk has suspended more accounts on Twitter (1:31:35). GloRilla is looking for a personal assistant (1:35:00), the NBA reveals its new trophies and awards (1:46:43), new music (2:12:36), + MORE!   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. This nigga's crazy. Now,
Starting point is 00:00:31 nigga baby moms. Yo, that's scary. Your baby moms let them go? You gotta talk different. Yeah, yeah. You gotta talk different. Lower your voice a little bit. You taking that check over there.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Here you go. You gotta know. That's why you gotta know little bit. You taking that check over there. Here you go. You got to know. That's why you got to know what you like and what you don't like. I can't date a bitch that's a killer. Yeah, that's different. I'm good on that. Who you raising your voice at, though? I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:00:57 You pipe right on down. She back out and just put the shit on the table or something? Let's talk about this. When she leave, you get quiet again? Yeah. I'm getting loud again. Yeah, that's why I start talking my shit. I'm talk about this. When she leave, you get quiet again? Yeah. I'll get loud again. Yeah, that's when I start talking my shit. I'll get loud again.
Starting point is 00:01:07 When she leave, leave where? You think I'm living with her? She might be at your crib. She won't be at my crib. She popped up. It's killer rules and effects. I ain't going nowhere. What you going to say?
Starting point is 00:01:17 Huh? She say, I ain't going nowhere. That's what he going to say. Oh, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. It's your house now. You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 00:01:24 I can't do it, buddy. You're the captain now You got it Oh man That is crazy though Is that odd I don't want to psychoanalyze it Is that odd
Starting point is 00:01:31 What for us to be like that Or for her to be a killer Both Men out there listening Could you date a girl That is a stone cold murderer No No
Starting point is 00:01:42 But why She love you Yeah but what What kind of murderer Is she You can't break up with her Is she a hothead murderer Or is she like
Starting point is 00:01:51 You can't break up I don't give a fuck What you talking about Breakups are emotional Yup You can't break up You got a tricker To break up with you man
Starting point is 00:01:58 You gotta get close No How you gonna do that Now you done pissed her off You done cheated on her Now she tight She gonna cheat on me She gonna pop you in shorty
Starting point is 00:02:04 Nah I'm good What I'm good We pussy You right You got that You got that Oh god
Starting point is 00:02:13 You gotta be a killer To date that Water in the crib Mr. and Mrs. Smith Shooting at each other Okay no I figured out what I would do I would have
Starting point is 00:02:21 I would be the vault I'd have all the dirt on shorty and I would hang that overhead yo you get crazy I will tell the police no no please I'll tell them where the bodies are hold on no no me first me first you gotta get to the phone nigga no she's not gonna know I'm not gonna threaten her with that you think I'm a oh okay I think I'm a going to threaten her with that. You think I'm going to flash the... You were saying that I got the dirt in... No, I'm not going to flash the snitch. I got to hide the snitch. Hey, we going to talk about that too?
Starting point is 00:02:53 These niggas are hiding the snitch now, boy. I called some street niggas. Don't worry. I was confused like y'all. I called some niggas. And buddy, you wasn't confused no more? No, they cleared it right up for me. They cleared it right up for me. See, listen, I obey the niggas. And buddy, you wasn't confused no more? No, they cleared it right up for me. They cleared it right up for me.
Starting point is 00:03:07 See, listen, I obey the law, yo. And it's getting tough out there for the people that don't. It's tough now. They got chips. Technology. It wasn't chips. Cameras. Technology.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Cameras in the sky. Satellite. Helicopter hovering above your house. Look at they tapping. They niggas. Cell phones pinging off the side at all times. Cameras is on every street pole, light pole, all that shit. It's hard.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Yeah. Facial recognition, even when you got a mask on. Your ESPN app is even tracking your location. All right, society is on my side. Maybe I date the killer bitch. Society is on my side, yo. I'm going to have ring cameras all in the house. You pop me, you're going down, yo. You popped already. Yeah. on my side, yo. I'ma have ring cameras all in the house. You pop me, you going down, yo.
Starting point is 00:03:45 You popped already. Yeah. So she got 17 bodies. You still popped, though. She ain't the brightest. You don't fuck about them ring cameras? She ain't the brightest. She do that time like it's nothing. It depends on what kind of killer she is. Is she the hothead killer or is she the smart killer?
Starting point is 00:04:02 Alright, did y'all ever date the girl that beat chicks up? Like, that's aggressive, that got hands? Yes. If you and her got into a little scuffle, like, you might have to use strength. I ran. I don't want no parts of that. I ran. I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Dog, I was fucking with a chick that did Muay Thai. And I ain't gonna hold you. Nah, that's different. You be trying to be exotic. It was a different wrestle, yo. It was a different wrestle. It was a ninja. She was getting inside position, all types of fancy shit.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Oh, bitch, you didn't really put my foot back. Like, oh. Oh, yeah. It was, yeah. She made you tap? No, nigga. That's not the Pilates.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I was gonna tell you anyway if she did, but no. I was play wrestling with a tiny girl one time. She slipped right out of my little Boston crab and put me in, put me in some shit.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I was like, oh, shit. You are elusive. Come here, man. Let me swallow that little shit now. Get over here. Put that little shit in my mouth, man. You sexy self. Swallow this nigga, man.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Come on. Nah. After a little play fighting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is how you make it up, right? Now I got to kill that little shit. Show you who boss. Yeah. Show you who boss. Who, yeah, yeah. This is how you make it up, right? Now I got to kill that little shit. Show you who boss. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Show you who boss. Who the boss, yeah. All right, you won a little bit in that one, but now let the dick come. Let's introduce some dick into the equation. All right. Listen, man, I'm a little under the weather, but I wasn't going to miss this part of the world.
Starting point is 00:05:24 No. I've been waiting for a few days to get here Shout out to Ne-Yo and his new baby mom She wanted him She wanted him Oh yeah, he ain't gonna play no games with her Yeah, she'll shoot him That little hat will be on the floor My head is just aching My head won't stop sweating My head just won't stop shaking My stomach is turning flips and I feel sick you see
Starting point is 00:05:52 And this is all just at the thought of you leaving me And my stupid head will be lifted to it What? I get right where't want to be out. And it was new still on white label on vinyl so you had to like tell the DJ to play it if you was early. So relaxing, whatever it is. Without it I just can't go on and I want you to know that I just came. I just came. I just came. I hope you're feeling good, feeling great We're gonna have a good time today, and it go Ayy, I'ma try not to cough in your ears, that shit don't sound good in the bars
Starting point is 00:06:32 And then if you missed it, then by the time he dropped the second one on him I was in, um, I was in Cindy's, I think They understood what was going on in cinderella's when this dropped shout out to india too all my cinderella's bays actually yo shout out to all my strip club bays all over the world yo when i post my girl y'all be up under the comments with hard eyes and we gonna talk about it one day i love when they do that We gonna talk about it one day I love when they do that They let you know
Starting point is 00:07:05 They'll fuck you and your girl You still daddy Love her Y'all look beautiful That just mean you wanna fuck her That's crazy Y'all making these songs and then shitting on women It's fucking hilarious
Starting point is 00:07:28 He made So Sick, he got niggas tiny too All types of shit He lullabied them to death He lullabied them to death Now I hear y'all singing along in the car I'm crying over you And I'm so sick of love songs So tired of this deep thought That I've been wishing You were still here
Starting point is 00:07:52 And I'm so sick of love songs So sad and so Why can't I come home to you Sheesh Sheesh This is some crazy hours. Damn, that was it. That was it right there. Sheesh. Happy birthday to my baby, Lex. I love you.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Not for daddy. It's for us. Daddy Yankee out there getting the last of that tour money, boy. And they out there. I just told y'all. No, I know, but now he hit Houston, so my Houston people, like, as he goes, the people hit me and say,
Starting point is 00:08:35 yo, Daddy Yankee, the real niggas, they're like, yo, you know what, I'm about to run over there, right? See what's going on. Bring him out, bring him out. This is his retirement tour. I want to shout out to daddy yankee because listen many nights it was no bad bunny in the copacabana when i was there
Starting point is 00:08:51 listen he's the og so i i appreciate you and that got me just down my rabbit hole of the spanish niggas that they inserted into my life pause ricky martin had y'all in a frenzy Y'all was living La Vida Loca out there I was outside I was Oh, stay low, stay low Living La Vida He was going crazy for Derek or somebody And girls
Starting point is 00:09:14 I would have fucking milked y'all dollar We got to talk about the women dollar one day Oh, man Then I was there for Rico Suave Rico Y'all don't know Y'all don't know Then I was there for Rico Suave. Rico. Y'all don't know me. Yo, you stupid, B. I think you half-span the show.
Starting point is 00:09:33 You might be half-span the show. I'm not, but half of the go... You know what? All right. So welcome to episode... What episode is this? 587? Welcome to episode 587 of the J.B.P.
Starting point is 00:09:44 The J.B.P. The J.B.P. Where would we be without the J.B.P.? What? I'm gonna get somebody like Miguel to do it. I'm gonna get it done. I'm gonna get Jasmine Sullivan or somebody to do it and that's gonna be the drop. God damn it. 581. Welcome to 587 of the Joe Budden podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored and sick host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Ish is here, Ice is here, Park's here, Poe's here, Corey is here, and so is me. I'm just singing everything now. How y'all doing, man?
Starting point is 00:10:21 What's going on? This cold is beating my ass. Don't worry, it's a regular worry. It's a regular cold. It's a regular cold. Not the other C word. Who's that? Not the other C word. Which is just a regular cold, I think, at this point.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Yeah, they got the stepped on COVID out there. I had the real shit. I had the one where you didn't know if you was waking up the next day. Then they stepped on it, mass distributed it through the hood. Hey. That's what they did. mass distributed it through the hood. Hey, that's what they did. But this is a regular cold, been beating my ass, got it from my son, didn't get to see
Starting point is 00:10:52 him on his birthday, didn't want to give the cold back to him. What is it, RSV? RSV. COVID, the flu. My wife said they're wearing the masks in schools now and shit again. Again? Yeah, just because it's mad, there's RSV, there's COVID, there's the cold, there's the flu, all that shit. I went to the doctor, I was like, you don't want the shot, the flu shot, there's COVID, there's the cold, there's the flu, there's all that shit. You don't want the shot,
Starting point is 00:11:06 the flu shot? It's like, Doc, if you don't fly your ass out of my face, I don't give you no fucking flu. I was at a doctor with my daughter yesterday. He asked me,
Starting point is 00:11:13 you want to give her a flu shot? No. No, no, we cool. She's two. I'm cool. You're not getting a flu shot, fam. A flu shot? What that do?
Starting point is 00:11:21 She won't get it. Make sure you don't get the flu? Supposedly. How many times you got a flu in your life? I got it a couple times It woke my ass But I'm not getting no flu shot
Starting point is 00:11:28 But I encourage you You don't get the flu Here you go You gotta gain weight You gotta gain some weight What you mean? Why yo? Flu won't kick his ass
Starting point is 00:11:39 Fight back He's too skinny That flu hit his system He start breaking up You gotta gain some weight. This guy is still nuts. My mom hit me. She was like, yo, after you get over that cold, might want to go get that booster, that new booster, booster plus. Boostier? Number 17? Yeah, that little Boostier. What'd you say? I don't even want to have the important talks. I don't even want to have the important talks with my mom.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I didn't say nothing. I didn't see what was going on. Think about it. I didn't see what was going on. But listen, the way this cold beat my ass, I might need a little boostier. Ish, I don't know where I side on this. Go get some wheatgrass.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Go get you some ginger shots. You think some lemongrass is going to save you? Wheatgrass. Yeah. A little lemon pepper is going gonna knock the cold out. Tell them, Corey. Some cayenne, you know what I mean? Amazon.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Didn't Amazon buy Whole Foods? Yes. Amazon, y'all better get the fuck together, too. Them Whole Foods niggas was a lot nicer before y'all stepped in the play. Nah, I'm dead ass.
Starting point is 00:12:39 I've been a Whole Foods nigger. Oh, yeah. Now, they fired a few niggas, too. Oh, yeah. It look a little different. Huh? Keep going to get that cheap steak from Astoria. I go to the butcher, man. Oh, yeah. Now, they fired a few niggas, too. Oh, yeah. It looked a little different. Keep going to get that cheap steak from Astoria. I go to the butcher, man.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Oh, pardon me. I forgot. I forgot who I was talking to. So they tell me to go to Whole Foods to get a little booster, wellness booster shot. So I go in there. They didn't fire a bunch of niggas. There ain't but a couple niggas in there now. And these people don't look as happy to service you as the last crew.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Like, oh, you know what he said? I don't know, nigga. They go over there. I don't know. They give you some Tropicana? Go over there somewhere. Go slice a lemon or something. Down there.
Starting point is 00:13:10 I know it's down that end. Over there. Whole Foods got the best eggnog. So I go all the way to the back. Yeah, best eggnog. By far. That's why you sick, nigga. No, I don't drink it.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I'm not drinking right now. Oh. But they have the best eggnog. TSK is supposed to be bringing us some coquito next week I'm excited about that there's some coquito
Starting point is 00:13:28 in the fridge from Lisa yeah he ducked the smoke he didn't duck shit your people ducked the smoke but anyway eggnog
Starting point is 00:13:34 old fools go back there ask the dude coming out of his back yo dawg you know what eggnog is I'm by the milk I'm in the back
Starting point is 00:13:40 he said yeah man we normally have that in the holiday season nigga what the fuck what is this I'm not the back He said Yeah man We normally have that In the holiday season Nigga What the fuck What is this I'm not lying
Starting point is 00:13:49 What is this Hey y'all Our key is between Thanksgiving and Christmas Nigga Christmas is next week What the fuck is this This is holiday season That's what I said
Starting point is 00:13:55 He said yeah Well you might wanna If it's holiday season Then you might wanna Check up in the front But if it's not there Then you should probably Check back next week
Starting point is 00:14:02 I said it's December 15th Hey fam What the hell What's wrong with you But anyway up in the front, but if it's not there, then you should probably check back next week. I said it's December 15th. Hey, fam. What the hell? What's wrong with you? But anyway, I got the wellness shots. How I'm going to go get the wellness shots-ish and be such against the booster? I don't know whose side I fall on in this.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Do I need some booster? Do I need to just treat myself better? It's okay to do both, by the way. Man, fuck-ish. I don't fuck with-ish and Corey don't drink. They don't smoke. They eat grass. They use condoms. They run. They use condoms. They do pull-ups and push-ups
Starting point is 00:14:33 for everything. They don't live. Is that living? No. You're just going to put some foreign shit in your body. Nobody lives like that. Nobody lives like that. This guy's a fool. Nigga don't have no fun. He live like that, yo. Nobody live like that. Yo, this guy is a fool. Ginger L. Nigga don't have no fun.
Starting point is 00:14:48 He has sober threesomes. Nigga's a loser. What's wrong with you? Nigga's a loser. He the only one at the threesome attentive, knowing everything. Wait, ish. Are you one of the people that wash everything with vodka or vinegar or some shit like that and that's cool? Fool.
Starting point is 00:15:03 You get on the airport. There's people that really like, that's cool. Food. You get on the airport. What you clean your chicken with? There's people that really like, nah, we go organic. We just wash everything with vodka or vinegar. It's like, that's not clean. I'm working on it. What you gonna call it? It just costs so much.
Starting point is 00:15:13 What? The alkali system. In your house. Seriously? Like batteries? Nah. I'm asking you. You are a heathen.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Y'all a little bit of culture, my nigga. Just this much. And it do you good. He won't take it. He won't take it. I'm gonna take You are a heathen Yo a little bit of culture My nigga Just this much And he do you good He won't take it He won't take it I'm gonna take it Help me Alright it's a thing
Starting point is 00:15:30 A system that you hook up To your water system And now you don't need Cleaner no more So you could change The alkalinity in the water That comes out of your faucet So if you wanna
Starting point is 00:15:39 Wait you drink tap water Yo Yo you think that's not a scam He think that's actually A scam No it's really not a scam Yo you wanna hear how I smoke It just Yo, you want to hear how I smoked? It just cost too much.
Starting point is 00:15:46 You want to hear how I smoked the game? Oh, boy. That's it. I'm listening. My mom got one. She forgot she had it when she was redoing her kitchen. And she put her new counter space, the way she designed her shit, away from where the water shit is.
Starting point is 00:16:05 So now you can't join the room for it. You boosted it? Real nigga. It's coming right to my house. Yeah, she can't use it. Like, alcohol water
Starting point is 00:16:14 that they sell in the store. She said that shit cost like six grand. Yeah, it's like 10 grand. It cost like six grand, hers. And it makes you tap on the drinking water. It's two.
Starting point is 00:16:21 You could get one for just your drinking water or you could get one for your whole system. So your shower water, all of that shit is alkali based. So think about it.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Your skin is your biggest organ on your body. Sure. So if you're putting bullshit in your skin. I mean, I'm kind of blessed. No, you're not. Your skin be looking
Starting point is 00:16:36 like shit on YouTube. I wasn't talking about my skin. I wasn't talking about my skin. I'm talking about YouTube. When I click on the thing on YouTube
Starting point is 00:16:42 and it get to the ice camera, I'm telling you. Yo, this guy's a fucking idiot, yo. But me too. Yo, what's wrong with you, yo? I can watch our shit. Oh, man. Go ahead, though.
Starting point is 00:16:50 But no, seriously, so you could change the alcohol. So bleach, you can make the water have the same alkalinity level as bleach. So you don't need cleaner. You can literally
Starting point is 00:16:59 change the alkalinity. That don't sound like the greatest thing. You just drink bleach all day. That's what Trump was telling niggas to do. You can bathe in the bleach. No, listen, nigga. You can move it all day. That's what Trump was telling you to do. You can move it up and down based on what you want to do.
Starting point is 00:17:09 So if you want to wash your dishes, you change the alkalinity level or the acidity level in the water. Never mind, bro. Never mind. Go ahead, fam. You don't even need soap no more. Word.
Starting point is 00:17:21 My man is Alkalot Vegan. The nigga said he hasn't worn deodorant in 8 years I'm not quite there yet But I'm the Alkaline Vegan Yo y'all be going too far Shut the fuck up You keep talking man Can you shut the fuck up I don't know what he's doing. We got the trial of the century going on,
Starting point is 00:17:59 but somehow you're talking about alkali water. Your man did what? How often you see this dude? What's his name? You give him a hug when you see him? Yeah. Cory, no.
Starting point is 00:18:09 You know. You ever drag some people down with you? Nah, nah, nah. I'm just saying. The nigga don't. Stand on your relationship. Take your charge, man.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Don't tell. That's your stink ass nigga. Stop eating the dairy, nigga. I just. Joe don't know. That's your Stinky ass friend Your friend stinks Alright
Starting point is 00:18:27 And we're two Old ass stink friends Indeed I agree We are We are We are definitely What happen if you
Starting point is 00:18:34 Smell a little something You tell him You tap him Yeah you gotta tell him For real Yeah nigga You have to If I stink
Starting point is 00:18:40 Don't tell me Yo nigga Don't tell me Unless we around some girls Yeah I was about to say Where we at Are we outside That's when your man Don't tell me. Yo, nigga. Don't tell me. Unless we around some girls. Yeah, I was about to say, where we at? Are we outside? That's when your man won't tell you. The girl's like, oh, this smells funny.
Starting point is 00:18:51 He like, yeah. You smell it? That's the shit you smell. Your man like, where that shit coming from? That's you, yo. That's you, yo. Yo, you got to stop doing that. You paying a bad picture of me. Yeah, that's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Somebody do stink, right? It's like it's coming from right there. That nigga. Right over there, though? It's like it's coming from right there, that nigga. Right over there, though. Yo, this guy. This guy. Silly. Come on, it's a lot to get to.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Let's get right to it. Let's get right to it. The JVP. The JVP. Come on, don't tuck your dick in your thighs already. Come on. Come on, get your dick out your thighs. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:19:26 He was rusting over there. Your go. It's on you. Your go. It's on you. No, it's your go, OG. No, you are the hot guy. It's your go, but you the OG. You are the OG.
Starting point is 00:19:34 You the OG. I'm learning a new game. Huh? What? I'm in a new game. I'm privileged to be working with the podcast. You told me that's not entry level. I'm learning.
Starting point is 00:19:48 See? You learned it. This guy's good. Oh, shit. All right, so I won't lie to y'all. I'm having a blast. This shit is amazing. This shit is a shit show.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Oh, I love it. It's a clown show. I don't even need to see the movie. It's a clown show. Yo, hey. I'm good. I don't care what happened, yo. I don't care what happened.
Starting point is 00:20:10 It's getting to that point, though. I don't care. It's getting to that point. This is a show. Listen. Yeah, I'm sorry. Meg got hurt, but this shit is fucking out of your mind. You can't write a script.
Starting point is 00:20:20 You can't write a script. Yeah, this shit is crazy. No, it sounds like it's out of a script. You got to f*** G.I. No, it sounds like it's out of a script. She got ****. Hey, yo. I mean. Hey, she stood tall. Ten toes down.
Starting point is 00:20:37 All right. All right, come on. No, be real. Y'all got to grow up, man. But I don't have to do that. How come she get to go on the stand and say, honestly, I wish he would have just killed me that night. She said that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:54 If I would have known I had to go through this. Yes. I thought she said, I wish I was dead. I didn't think she said, I wish he killed me. Don't stop. Oh, man. Stop laughing. My female friends
Starting point is 00:21:05 already kicking my ass. Are they for real? Tell me about it. Niggas cursing me out. My lawyer, everybody cursing me out, fam. Why what you did? Y'all are not
Starting point is 00:21:14 supporting black women. We support y'all all the time through everything. The next time one of y'all get shot by the cops, I don't give a fuck. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:21:22 oh, damn, man. Oh, well, my audience is 80 percent men and i mean listen it's all your lawyer and the fuck no listen no no no no hold your hold your stop hold your side i received that you did i received that from you and i've seen some of that. This shit is so complex. There's a lot of different ways to interpret it.
Starting point is 00:21:50 So I wanted to come in here today and be clear on my standings and my associations and my belief system. I want to be clear before we just get to joking. But this is hilarious. My mom called me. She said, yo, why you say you don't like that girl? I said, because I don't like that girl. She said, but you don't have you say you don't like that girl I said because I don't like that girl she said but you yeah but you don't have to say you don't like the girl yeah but I have to not say it like I stand in my dislike for the girl so let me be clear to the audience that has nothing to do with this case or Tory Lanez for me personally I've seen I've seen this woman
Starting point is 00:22:22 do horrible things to some really great people that I have long-standing relationships with in this industry so I'm biased like you can't just treat my friends and people I fuck with and people I've seen in this game for 15 years a certain way that aside I'm talking about her and what she's chosen to do professionally. I want to be clear. I don't know her as a person. She could be amazing. But there's a lot to deal with when you sign.
Starting point is 00:22:54 And a lot happens fast. So I want to have grace and be sensitive. She lost her mother. There's been loss. There's been loss. And they've established those were bullet fragments in her foot. She was injured. She was injured. She was injured.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Like the women, like Toy and your lawyer and the people that I've heard from, let's make this clear. We do believe that Meg the Stallion was injured that night. Correct. No question. The only thing that I'm questioning, and I've been very consistent in this for the people that don't get this. questioning and I've been very consistent in this for the people that don't get this. Did Tory Lanez take a gun out in attempt to shoot this woman
Starting point is 00:23:28 or did something happen where a weapon was fired and Meg was injured? That's it for me. Those are two very different things. And I think that's what they're trying to get to the bottom of in this case.
Starting point is 00:23:43 But they're making it. We'll never know now. I don't think we're ever going to. Now that we see how this trail is going, we'll never know. I don't think a definitive answer is going to come. No. And I want to go on the record and say, if he shot her, he deserves to go to jail. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:23:57 If he shot the girl, he deserves to go to fuck the jail. Be clear. Yes. But the way this is going and the three main parties involved Are Tory, Kelsey, and Meg You're not getting any consistency From any of them Even Meg She has been caught lying
Starting point is 00:24:13 And so now that kills your credibility You fucked him? Nah I ain't fuck him See that's the other thing So if you're going to lie about that dog Now what you going to lie about when it comes to I kept seeing people saying, I don't see why her sexual history has anything to do with her injury. It doesn't.
Starting point is 00:24:30 It don't have anything to do with her injury, but your credibility. And it plays into the motive of the other parties. Exactly. It plays into the matters leading up to the... Yeah, like, so think. If Parks popped my last three chicks, or three chicks in my past, behind my back.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Are you muddy? No. Why? He's just popping all your work. Yeah, you a clown? You got a teeny me? All right, cool. Right?
Starting point is 00:24:53 So if Parks is popping my work. So I'm arguing with a girl, and then out of nowhere, she like, oh, nigga, that's why I'm fucking Parks, too. You like, yo, you fucked my last three girls. In real time, that's an emotional situation. So I'm not saying that Shorty did or did not. I'm just saying your sexual history now plays into the whole entire case. It does. Whether people want to admit it or not, it does.
Starting point is 00:25:18 And if you didn't feel that you did anything wrong, you could have told the truth. That's all I'm saying. But again, I don't give a fuck who you you pop but it definitely lends to your credibility and that's the first thing we know from watching fucking law and order is that the witness understand you the first thing you do is try to discredit them to make them not look you know i mean to make them look wishy-washy she did it to herself no i mean No I mean Yeah You know what I'm saying Like yo
Starting point is 00:25:48 Everybody's stories changed His and the two women Their stories have changed A couple times Up and down It's like a seesaw ride Yeah So how the fuck
Starting point is 00:25:56 Do we know what really took place We don't And we can't find the bodyguard Driver or whatever We can't just blindly We haven't seen Or heard from the bodyguard And it doesn't look like They're trying to find him Kevin Costner will not be found Yeah We can't just blindly believe. We haven't seen or heard from the bodyguard.
Starting point is 00:26:07 And it doesn't look like they're trying to find him. Kevin Costner will not be found. Yeah, it don't look like they're trying to find him either. Meg takes the stand. And, I mean, we'll find out how that was received. But what we read on the internet didn't seem like she did the greatest of jobs. And I've watched enough TV to know that shit if you have to take the stand in your case then then things might not be going the way your lawyer plant now that's all speculative Kelsey took the stand two
Starting point is 00:26:36 days in a row she has an Albert plea I don't know what Albert plea means but it clearly does not cover perjury. Both attorneys reminded her of that consistently on the second day. They went home, got some questions, asked to reexamine her. We're not done with her. The judge seemed a little frustrated with. Alfred plea. Alfred. Alfred.
Starting point is 00:27:01 What'd I say? Albert. Yeah, I meant Alfred. Al. Yeah. The judge seemed frustrated at Kelsey or just at the whole thing? I'm sure he's frustrated. Yeah, this whole shit.
Starting point is 00:27:12 He would have to be. He would have to be frustrated. So whatever account she gave on whatever date that was where she said y'all was lying back, then they threw that out. But now they are allowing, since her memory is so foggy, they are allowing the text to go through where she texts Meg's people and said, yo, this is what happened. Tory did this.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Should I go to urgent care for my ribs are hurting or he was dragging me, whatever, whatever. Should I go to urgent care for that? Because she got on the stand and said, nah, he ain't knock me down. He ain't do X, Y, Z. But they got a text message saying, yo, he did. It's hard to get to the truth with the testimony that's given, right?
Starting point is 00:27:54 She has gun residue on her, but she didn't hear Dan's bitch. She didn't see Tory shoot anybody. I didn't shoot anybody. So it does leave the person with common sense to say, all right, well. Someone shot someone. Somebody lying.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Someone lying. See, but that's what the wording. I can't say someone shot somebody, but a gun went off. Someone shot a gun. A gun went off. A gun went off. You can say that.
Starting point is 00:28:20 You can drop a gun in it. You know what I'm saying? Like a gun went off. It did. Yeah. I drop a gun in it. You know what I'm saying? Like, a gun went off. It did. Yeah. I don't know about an emptied clip, which they said. But even with the empty clip, and I meant to say this the other day, we don't know how many bullets was in the gun.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Right. True. Five. It was five bullets in the gun. Five. Because they said they heard four to five shots. No, they heard five shots. And it was in a slide back position.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Brief silence. Bop, bop. Yeah, they played the audio on court. Gotcha. No video. So it was five bullets. And I don't want to speculate, but five bullets. They were all gone.
Starting point is 00:29:00 She's got a bullet fragments in her foot. A gun went off. Now, I think that this is going to heat up. I think this is going to heat up whenever Corey Gamble takes the stand and the other key witness that's supposed to take the stand.
Starting point is 00:29:15 If you think we've seen fireworks, strap up. Get your popcorn. Do we know who the other key witness is? I do, but I won't say. It's going to be nice. It's going to be nice. It's going to be good. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:29:31 And that's my man. That's what I had to tell my mom. I said, Mom, that's her best friend taking a stand against her. Like, you don't need me to talk about her alienating relationships. She's alienated quite a few people. And some of them people are going to take the stand. They're going to get to the bottom
Starting point is 00:29:49 of all that fuzzy memory shit that went on in that house. And I'm going to be right there. She was up in the whole Isle of the North shit. I'm enjoying this like I paid for the trial. Seriously.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Seriously. And that's where part of my joy comes from. You very rarely get to see something. Normally, black men take the plea. Seriously. And that's where part of my joy comes from. You very rarely get to see something. Normally, black men take the plea. Yeah. Normally, you take the plea. And they offered him a bum-ass plea right before the trial starts.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I think that's pivotal to be noted, too, because they offered him some way less charges. A couple days before the trial starts, which, in my my opinion says the defense don't feel that confident. That's one. And then, I mean, that's what I meant, prosecution. I'm sorry. And then number two, he feels hella confident
Starting point is 00:30:32 because he turned it down. That's all I took from the rip was like, I don't want no plea because a plea still... Intenuates guilt. Right. And kills my career. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Et cetera, et cetera. No, I want to clear my name. That's all I took from him. I'm not taking nothing. Let's take it to trial. I want to clear my career. Exactly. Et cetera, et cetera. No, I want to clear my name. That's all I took from him. I'm not taking nothing. Let's take it to trial. I want to clear my name. They've done a great job establishing reasonable doubt.
Starting point is 00:30:53 All of them. But what's wild about that is the defense has yet to call anybody in. Not one person yet. That's crazy. Yo, dawg, think about it. After the prosecution goes,
Starting point is 00:31:02 it's like, yo, Yana, what we doing? Can we get the fuck out of here? Y'all can't establish reasonable doubt. From the prosecution? This is Hollywood, dawg. I mean, you're right. I've seen stranger things happen in Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:31:16 You're right. And there's mega money behind it. Yep, I heard it. Mega bread. I heard there's a juror that one side don't like. They might be trying to get rid of somebody. It's all types of big wig, big money shit going on in there right now. So I think that, I think to be honest at this point,
Starting point is 00:31:33 both parties might be leaning toward a mistrial because that way everybody saves face. We all go home. Everybody's reputation is tarnished, but it don't take away everybody's ability to get to it and get no money. And you know what I mean? Move on with their life. I think the mistrial might work.
Starting point is 00:31:49 The mistrial hurts him. It will, but it won't. Because niggas have already started to accept him back into the fold. So the mistrial says, yo, for the people that are Tory fans, he ain't do it. And for the people that are Meg fans, yes, he did. And I think that'll still resonate whether he gets found
Starting point is 00:32:08 innocent or guilty. The people that fuck with him gonna fuck with him and the people that's not, they not. Because if he don't get found guilty, I mean, if he gets found not guilty, right?
Starting point is 00:32:16 The people that side with Meg still not gonna fuck with him. A lot of black women are still not gonna fuck with him because they gonna say he did it regardless. You know what I'm saying? It's not a clear cut case.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Nobody got a film of him shooting at nobody or none of that shit. So it still leaves for your own personal biases. People's minds are made up already. I agree with that. They don't care what this verdict reads.
Starting point is 00:32:35 The verdict will just stand for them. But it allows both of them to still move forward. You know what I mean? Like if she gets, like if some definitive shit that comes out and says, no, she lied on this boy,
Starting point is 00:32:44 the label can't stand that. She's a megastar. It's a lot of money to be lost. A lot of money behind it, too. Contention on the verdict of this trial, I'm calling for the firing of somebody at Roc Nation. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm going to come right in here and ask for the mastermind behind that bullshit to be relieved of her position.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Because I like Roc Nation. I do. But They called the Olivia Pope in there to try to Yeah, and if the verdict comes out a certain way Man, she gotta go. She got to go. Put somebody else Yeah, and if the verdict comes out a certain way. Pay her and all that shit. Man.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Can't put some money. She got to go. She got to go. Put somebody else in the spot. But I'll save that take. I'm saving that take. Well, I'll be watching. Yeah, no doubt.
Starting point is 00:33:39 No doubt. Like I said, this shit is better than the movie. It is super unfortunate. Everyone's playing with everyone's emotions. It's unfortunate. It's still us at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? It's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:33:52 But, oh well. Sha la la. More court news. Listen to how unfortunate, though. It's unfortunate. If ain't nobody going to go in there and tell the truth, what are we supposed to do? Yes. And we have a job to do here. It's unfortunate that someone if ain't nobody going to go in there and tell the truth, what are we supposed to do? Yes. And we have a job to do here.
Starting point is 00:34:07 It's unfortunate that someone was injured. For sure. No, it's bigger than that. It's unfortunate in a bunch of other ways besides her injuries. It's unfortunate that us as a culture, we in there for shooting a fucking megastar or a megastar getting a gun discharged. You know what I'm saying? Like, all of this shit is messy and we all engulfed in it. I always hate, in this case I don't, but when it's me
Starting point is 00:34:27 I hate when they leave the press in the court to take pictures and blog about it and run out on the brakes. Immediately too. When it's me? Oh, I'd be mad. Daily news right in your face when you walk out. So do. No. They was in court cases like that? Yeah. My lawyer thought he was doing something.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Hey, can we have the press not be here for that? No. We know who you are. This press is staying here. Wow. And they right on time. Shit, 12 o'clock, they be breaking news. Yo, we could have flew to LA with a press pass and sat in court.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah, that would have left. Why? Four of us, they're reporting on that shit. It would have been funny. It would have left why four of us they're reporting on that it would have been funny it would have been funny
Starting point is 00:35:09 it would have been content gold oh I'd have been out there swinging jurors I'm not gonna lie to you I'm gonna tell you
Starting point is 00:35:17 I would have been out there letting my bias out that's all how he's gonna swing him oh I don't know I don't know bias out. That's all? Gotcha. How he's going to sway him? Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Steak dinner? A little ginger shot? I'd have been right outside the court the whole time talking to my phone. They'd have been like, yo, we're about to lock the door. Go ahead. I'm getting money out here. I can hear y'all. I can hear y'all I can hear y'all
Starting point is 00:35:45 I'm cool I'm right here What y'all have to do I'm on block TV You know what I mean Block TV You know what I mean I'm on block TV right now
Starting point is 00:35:53 That's crazy That's the bailiff You know what I mean Roscoe Might be out there Showing out Hey Hey there's something
Starting point is 00:36:00 Going around now Saying they want me To come testify At the triple X In the triple X murder. For real? Yeah. It's him,
Starting point is 00:36:08 Drake. The getaway driver. It's a whole bunch of, yeah. Getaway driver is trying to establish some doubt and he just pulled up
Starting point is 00:36:14 a list of people that he assumed Triple X to have beef with and these people, I think they're trying to get to testify. I'm on that list. Let me tell y'all,
Starting point is 00:36:23 them other niggas, they are big names so they might not come tell y'all. Them other niggas, they are big names, so they might not come. Y'all better think about it if y'all want me to come. I'm going to come and incriminate someone that shouldn't be.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Yeah, I'm coming to have fun. I'm coming to purge her. Are you shitting me? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Do you know him? Yeah. I just started lying. Nigga like, you know me?
Starting point is 00:36:51 Yeah, nigga. Yeah. And he told me he was going to do something. He had full knowledge. Full knowledge of what was taking place before they went open. What's your name? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And rest in peace, Triple X.
Starting point is 00:37:01 That's my man. Yeah, send him off. Hey, driver, rethink it. I don't have nothing better to do but to come up there. And send somebody to jail? That's why I be laughing. Yeah. Nah, that's the new shit in rap.
Starting point is 00:37:16 We here now. Oh, shit. Hey, that 90s shit is over with, buddy. Hey, in the 90s, I was 90ish. You niggas was standing tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, no, who can we send away? Don't loiter around me.
Starting point is 00:37:27 You going out. You J-Walk? I'm sending somebody up, too. You J-Walk? The snitch has got the power. Oh, man. You better be careful. Joe, take the stand.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Rest in peace, Triple X. You know who else? Rest in peace, Craig Sager. I forgot Craig Sager died. A lot of niggas died. Craig Sager been I forgot Craig Sager died. Yeah. A lot of niggas died. Mm-hmm. Craig Sager been gone for a minute, though. Yeah, a couple years.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah. I know, but still. Still rest in peace. Rest in peace. Indeed. Still, you forget these people were staples. I forgot it wasn't no loud suits. Walt Frazier confusing me.
Starting point is 00:38:00 You wasn't the only wild suit, dude. Nah. You know what I mean? Listen, good luck to all involved. I'll be watching. I don't think we get a verdict until next week. Might be a long trial, maybe next Friday. Think they're going to deliberate long?
Starting point is 00:38:14 You know how many people the defense have? I don't know. I'm asking. Oh, no. Okay. We just know of two so far. Mm-hmm. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Shit a damn shit show bro It is It is It is And I'm glued No doubt We love a mess Unfortunately Why we like that man?
Starting point is 00:38:33 I don't know We going back to court? You know what's funny about you niggas? This is what just Sent home for me That this was a shit show Meg get out the car The bloggers and the camera people This is what just sent home for me that this was a shit show. Meg get out the car.
Starting point is 00:38:50 The bloggers and the camera people are there to take pictures of her. She got on some purple dress. For me, I don't know why that looked strange, but it did. It looked strange to me. Made you think of Jaheim. That's why. Purple suit. That was a funeral. Well, I think that was a funeral well I think that was it was
Starting point is 00:39:07 with these funeral yeah we are niggas yeah we're good we never gonna get better as people no we're not it's over here is it somebody tell my son why son yeah let my son know anyway the purple shit look funny to me I know how these big mega stars do so I immediately go to Google to look up what this color means. Yep. I knew you was going to do that. What do you mean? Mourning, grief, sadness.
Starting point is 00:39:36 And you got the best PR people in the world. Told you to put that on. And they are advising. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure. For sure. Now, how do you combat that?
Starting point is 00:39:46 You guessed it. My baby. Yo, go get my son for me. My baby. Yo, go get my kid. That's what's funny about you entertainers. I didn't even know this nigga had a kid. Me neither.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I heard it in the songs. I didn't know Gunna had a family. I'm going to get to y'all niggas, yo. Tory Lanez opened a strip club, food trucks, put out nine projects, quarantined radio. He introduced me to the
Starting point is 00:40:13 long-tongued freak girl that I won't follow. But if she's there, if she's there, I won't follow her. I like a little tongue. I like that tongue shit. I do. That's weird, I mean, come on, man. I'm bored. I'm right there, though. I like a little tongue. I like that tongue shit. I like the tongue shit. I do. That's weird, I know, right?
Starting point is 00:40:28 I don't even know what that means, but I don't want to ask. The long, freaky toe? You know the long, freaky toe. Does that do anything for you? I'm looking at it. It should be down here. No, when they do that shit, they stick. The little curl up and shit.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Yeah, like what's the X-Men girl name with the long tongue? Well, the enemy girl. The purple girl. Mystique. Yeah, Mystique. She got a long tongue? I think so. Yeah, MC you yeah mystique is sexy I'll be no I know I would be for sure I've seen a couple girls I know she could turn into anything so seeing a
Starting point is 00:41:00 couple girls I know in real life try to be mystique, and it wasn't mystique. I've seen some pull it off, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Some pulled it off on Halloween. Oh, okay. That's the all blue shit? Yeah. With the titties be out?
Starting point is 00:41:11 Yeah, I've seen a couple of them. We're not about to do that. It's a morning, Harry, and the titties be out. Maybe with the titties out in the Halloween, they just put a little paint on that shit. Some caught that mystique. Matter of fact, Kim was mystique. Now. Little pink nipple. Oh mystique. Yeah, in fact, kill was mystique. A little... Now. A little pink nipple.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Oh, okay. Oh, my God. With it. With it, bro. You ever fuck with chicks that bleach their ass on? I don't think so. No. Oh, you wouldn't know?
Starting point is 00:41:39 I wouldn't know. Oh, you don't be back there. I'm asking. He don't eat ass. Remember? You ain't got to eat ass to be back there. You don't never spread them little white cheeks. Then you get to see some coloration
Starting point is 00:41:53 that's some... What's that shit? Eczema? Eczema? All right. Surprising. Anyway. Tory Lanez walked in there with his kid to combat the shit. I was like, all right anyway Tory Lanez walked in there with his kid to combat the shit
Starting point is 00:42:08 I was like kid was wrapped around him like a protective koala bear and he had something else walking behind him too now he did
Starting point is 00:42:16 a little piece he had a little something back there I told my girl I would do that I'd bring you to distract the whole court go in there
Starting point is 00:42:24 wear one of them shirts come on I'm getting out of here you ain't see what he did though I told my girl I would do that. I'd bring you to distract the whole court. Go in there and wear one of them shirts, bitch. Come on, I'm getting out of here. You ain't seen what he did, though. I seen what he did. Okay. I seen what he did. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:33 I said I seen what you did. Tell us what he did, nigga. Tell Clarkson. That gets the audience. She had afro. Oh. Deeply melanated. That was his work?
Starting point is 00:42:45 Come on, man. Just saying, man. She walked in behind him. That's all I'm saying. I just seen when she walked in. They played all the games. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They played all the games. I see it.
Starting point is 00:42:54 I ain't know that was his work, though. I don't know. I'm telling you she walked in. The lawyer for workers, nigga. He gave y'all one day of free content, watched the metrics go up, and was like, all right, follow this subscription. Follow this. And my Instagram subscription,
Starting point is 00:43:08 but I got to give him props. He the first one I seen telling you what he's putting behind the Instagram subscription. Yeah. All y'all just about y'all follow me. No.
Starting point is 00:43:16 No, no. No, y'all ain't putting shit on OnlyFans. I'm going to have to follow you here. The fuck? Anyway. Yeah, I'm not paying
Starting point is 00:43:23 for no one's IG. No. I can see that one though nah that makes sense yeah that's a smart little move it is smart but I guess he had a problem
Starting point is 00:43:29 with figuring out how to put the dope content only on subscription it kept going out for free every other hour he kept making a vid to the subscriber yo I don't know why
Starting point is 00:43:37 it's still going out for free I'm gonna figure it out I'm like shut up nigga give us the facts give us the facts of the case buddy that's funny what a shit show these niggas found their families you know how much figure it out. I'm like, shut up, nigga. Give us the facts. Give us the facts of the case, buddy. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:43:46 What a shit show. These niggas found their families. You know how much shit you gotta get into for you to go get your son? Publicly have him out there? Because now you gotta have that conversation
Starting point is 00:43:57 with his mom. Y'all need him for a little bit? Now she wanna insert her feelings and brain in it. Yo, I got a court case. I don't care what you think about it. No, she don't. Huh?
Starting point is 00:44:07 No, she not. No, she not what? She ain't going to say nothing. That nigga is the cash cow. I need you to stay home on these streets. I've seen it. I mean, I've seen it. You get a girl that's strong in her opinion.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Shit. Oh, you. Yo, JoJo. All right. I her opinion. Shit. Oh, you. Oh, JoJo. All right. I'm telling you something. It's possible. You think your opinion matter more than me because you got all that money?
Starting point is 00:44:32 I'm telling you. I believe you. Now, what do you say? Come on, come on. No, give it to me. Because I ain't thought of a right answer yet. I have one. There's two answers.
Starting point is 00:44:39 I'll tell you off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm about to say two answers. No, no, come on. Tell me right now. Because they stump me when they say I back out. But I know what I be thinking. I know what I be thinking, too.
Starting point is 00:44:53 What you be thinking, Ish? I think, yeah. Yo, we act like money don't mean nothing until it means something. Like, yo, dog, the money pays for where you live. The money pays for the car you drive. Yes, the money means that I have a nicer size opinion than yours in certain matters. So if I need my son, unfortunately... Yeah, I can't cop to it.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I mean, he making sense, but I can't cop to that. Yeah, like, dog! I'm wrong? You're not wrong talking to a guy. Or a guy who hasn't. I thought you was coming here to stand ten toes down. Nah, because you know what? But nah, when I had this conversation
Starting point is 00:45:43 or tried to, I thought I had her when I was like, it's not gender specific because if a woman makes more of the money, then it's certain decisions I'm going to have to acquiesce to, I would think. I agree. I agree with that. That didn't work? What?
Starting point is 00:46:00 No, no. I just didn't do it. Yeah, I'm playing. That's a good way to get out of here. Yo, dawg, unfortunately, money is how we survive. It just is. Like, money is how we survive. And, dawg, if I need our son to be a part of my survival
Starting point is 00:46:17 so that you can maintain this certain standard of living still, it's unfortunate. Like, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that it's the best thing to do, but because you're using your son, in essence, as a pawn in a chess game. This is too logical, man. It's unfortunate Like don't get me wrong I'm not saying that It's the best thing to do But Cause you're using your son In essence as a pawn In a chess game
Starting point is 00:46:28 This is too logical man Nah you are You know how many dads out there Need to go pick up their son For some bullshit Not for their life This nigga's Fighting for his life
Starting point is 00:46:37 That's true So yo You like that condo And you like that range I need my son This is how we get that That don't mean shit to whom I'm telling you not
Starting point is 00:46:47 just having a conversation and they might say that until you back in um on a number blocks not the number blocks let me turn up for a little bit let me ask both of you gentlemen a question in a matter of dire importance, y'all think y'all can get a reference letter
Starting point is 00:47:10 from y'all baby mom? Yes. And my baby mother is not the most easy to get along with, but... Allegedly. No, it ain't allegedly. No, I'm saying it because you'll tweet me, man. She will.
Starting point is 00:47:24 I'm clearing... I'm getting out. I don't want to smoke. No, I'm saying it because she'll tweet me. She will. I'm clearing. I'm getting out. I don't want to smoke. Yeah, I think so. Nice? No, I don't think so. Really? And I've tried to before, and it wasn't the easiest time is all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:47:35 So, yeah, I hear you. But when that woman brain get involved, she don't necessarily have to care about. Oftentimes, and this is about to be fucked up, oftentimes that's how they get revenge on whatever they mad about that went on in the relationship. It's when you need them later. And now they holding on. You're like, we've been broke up for seven years.
Starting point is 00:47:56 It's like, nah. Don't matter. Nah. He got a little play date today. It's his cousin's birthday. Wait, who? Third cousin. Wait, third cousin. He got a third cousin? Yeah, my brother
Starting point is 00:48:09 had a little daughter. Give me my fucking kid, yo. Please stop playing with me, but that's the type of shit that happens. It is? No, because I booked the Bronx Zoo. The Bronx Zoo ain't going nowhere. That giraffe is going to be there tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:48:28 The Bronx Zoo has been booked. You don't know because you're not there. You don't know because you don't have to deal with it every day. But I've been trying to get in the Bronx Zoo for months, and it's the only appointment that they had. You know what? You got it. I'm going to go rent me a kid.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I'm telling you. Yo, what if that wasn't Tori Kidd? Yo. Nah, he the man, yo. He the man. You can't say that. He's not the man. He's not the man.
Starting point is 00:48:53 He's not the man. He's going to try out for Shooter Girl. He's not the man. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Because that's crazy. But, you know. Yo, and we moving on.
Starting point is 00:49:00 When that last podcast cover went out with Tor Tory and Meg at about 8 in the morning, all y'all tried to light me up. I went to sleep on y'all. Y'all do a little internet comedy. Suck dick. I went to bed. That's my new shit. I'm tired again.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I don't have to read this. Put the phone down. At 8 a.m., it did look like I was callous, immoral, insensitive. It looked nuts. Hey, y'all was right. At around noon, 1 p.m., boy,
Starting point is 00:49:30 it looked genius. That shit looked iconic. How hard that is to do to fucking put a cover out that makes sense the next day? Oh, man, we bodied that one. This fucking clown show of a case. Oh, man. Come on, let's get to the next clown show.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Gunna. Boy, my phone lit up with this one like I was whack 100. My phone lit up like I was some type of authority to the title. Yeah. Y'all niggas think because people got a podcast. I can't wait to hear what you
Starting point is 00:50:04 think. Yo, my brain's corrupt. I'm a civilian. My brain's twisted. I stay out of that. That part. Yeah, that part. And. Get me off your ice.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Nigga. Come on. So let's get into it. They let Gunn out. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And. He took a plea.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Those of us that are civilians and wanted him to come home, clapped it up. Hey, welcome home. Meek tweeted that shit and deleted it. Welcome home, psych. Now, the streets was like, well, how'd he do that? That was a Rico. Also, the nerds that live in their mom's basement them too oh yeah
Starting point is 00:50:47 yeah their entire life yeah yeah yeah no he's snitching oh okay yeah there's worse in the street you know about snitching so it was it was a rico state rico stays not federal very different and it was a racketeering charge. Now, I'm a civilian, but I also don't know anyone that's come home on a recall of any matter when racketeering is involved. Racketeering is a charge. It's a real charge. It's a real thing.
Starting point is 00:51:17 They opened that door for him like he was Obama getting, hey, yeah. Time served, right? Yeah. Time served for racketeering. I see, I heard that wasn't true. Oh, really? Okay, I don't know. No, no Obama getting, yeah. Time served, right? Yeah. Time served for racketeering. I see, I heard that wasn't true. Oh, really? Okay, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:29 No, no, no, no. It is true. Time served. He got 500 hours or 100 hours of community service. 500 hours of community service. And the sentence was five years of which mandatory was one year of that he did the 10 months. And they gave him time served. of that he did the 10 months and they gave him time served.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Now, you're saying that don't sound fishy. And we're going to unpack this. From what I heard, like you won't know if he really read it until later. Like just because somebody
Starting point is 00:52:04 went in there and affirmed some shit. So if they, let's just say hypothetically, they got me and Parks or me and Ice going in the store, right? And they ask you later, yo, did you go in the store? And you say yes. That's not ratting. It's shit that they already know.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah, but when you confirm it, don't that kind of... I'm asking. Again, I was in the house, though. I'm still in the house. People don't that kind of... I'm asking. No. I was in the house, though. I'm still in the house. And people don't know what snitching or ratting is. Snitching and ratting, and this is where it gets tricky and we won't know until later, is if I told on Parks so that I could go free, you're a rat bastard. Now, if I confirm, you know what I mean, I was with Parks.
Starting point is 00:52:42 They already know I was with Parks. Like, what are you talking about? Nah, I'm arguing all of this. You won't know until later. I'm arguing every single word of this. I'm not saying that he didn't snitch. I'm saying that from what I heard, and I talked to mad people, you won't know if he snitched until later on. Would there also be a possibility, I don't
Starting point is 00:52:58 know, I'm a civilian, that I Look at all of us, all of us qualifying. Yeah, right. Our hypothetical situations happen, and I say, you go ahead and go home. Look at all of us All of us qualifying Yeah right Our hypothetical situations Happen And I say You go ahead And go home I'll take this
Starting point is 00:53:09 Is that a possibility That that happened That Thug said that Yeah possibly I don't know I don't know I'm a civilian In a Rico
Starting point is 00:53:15 I don't know No But Thug and him Got a Fed Rico right No this is all State Rico too This is all Oh it's all of them
Starting point is 00:53:23 All of them I'm sorry. I didn't know. Oh, feds, he wouldn't have been released. Now, when I thought, unless he told, yeah. Now, when I thought that I saw, he came home, my phone lit up. I was of the initial impression that, no, he did not snitch. But again, I don't know shit.
Starting point is 00:53:44 So, I saw the video video i listened to it a bunch of times to make sure what's going on my dumb ass just thought that was and i've been in that not that spot but in the spot where you're taking a plea deal they run down some shit you got to say yes or no to with the judge whether you agree or not you're just gonna say the shit like the terms and conditions and you're gonna get out of there. A little different here, though. The car part. So everybody went to the car piece when they said, yo, you and whatever the gentleman's real name was were in a car. And some drugs and a gun were found in the car.
Starting point is 00:54:21 And you said that they're not yours. And he said, yeah, it's not mine. So they saying, if it was only you and such and such in the car, which I don't know if that's true, that it was just the two of them in the car, that's the game that niggas play when they go to court. It wasn't my shit. It wasn't my shit.
Starting point is 00:54:37 It wasn't my shit. It wasn't my shit. It leaves a reasonable doubt of whose shit it was. It's the same thing with the Tory Meg shit. So that don't mean he snitched on the nigga by saying it's not my shit. Because when you're going to go to court, you know what you're going to say?
Starting point is 00:54:49 Y'all let him free already. That's not all he said, though. That's not all he said. Help me out. He also said, yes, they're a gang. Oh, no. Young Thug's entire defense is
Starting point is 00:55:02 I just pled guilty to racketeering, which says I'm a part of a gang. Yeah, but Young Thug's entire defense is... I just pled guilty to racketeering, which says I'm a part of a gang. But Young Thug's entire defense is we are not a gang. We are a record label. And the co-founder of YSL also got released and got the same type of plea deal. And he, yes, I found it. This is a gang.
Starting point is 00:55:23 I was the co-founder of the gang. That is why Kevin Lyle... That's what the other dude said. That's what the other dude said. That's why Kevin L. This is a gang. I was the co-founder of the gang. That is why Kevin Liles. That's what the other dude said. That's what the other dude said. That's why Kevin Liles is taking the stand. So he ran into it in everybody's judgment. Yeah, in their judgment. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Okay. I don't know. Kevin Liles is taking the stand to prove the business acumen of Young Thug. Gotcha. It appears like Young Thug is the one that they want. That's what it looks like. So, when I made my phone calls,
Starting point is 00:55:52 because I got texts, I handle him like Tekashi. I, I, I, I, I saw Tekashi take the stand. And Tekashi just started dropping names that didn't have nothing to do with the case.
Starting point is 00:56:04 He was telling on who snuck peanut butter and jelly out of their brother room when they were young. He was telling on everything. As it was explained to me by multiple people, was Gunna took the stand as well. They just tricking you with optics, and they tricked him with semantics. They said, Joe, you ever been to court?
Starting point is 00:56:22 You ever went to court and said something from the desk? From the, we're your lawyer, you stand next to your lawyer? I said, Joe, you ever been to court? You ever went to court and said something from the desk, from where your lawyer, you stand next to your lawyer? I said, yes. She said, you took the stand. Your words in that court, where you took the oath from? The desk. The desk. Anything that you say from that point is on the stand.
Starting point is 00:56:41 You're just not on the stand. I said, okay okay I received that he said also he said they said because mad people said this they don't even know each other he said this does the state already has whatever evidence they have they're trying to piece something together they they have last little holes that they need to fill. They fill that by, do you recognize them as a gang? Were you there that day? Do you know there was shit? All of that, whatever he yes or no to, yes, technically he's speaking for himself only and he didn't do anything but also technically you are cooperating with the ongoing Rico because you are helping to establish certain things
Starting point is 00:57:32 so that's when I said well y'all need a new term for this type of because I don't think that's cooperation cooperation no that's cooperation without a doubt without a doubt it's cooperation now if you want to call it snitching or not, that's something different. But he is 100% cooperative. He don't get let out if he's not cooperating. Cooperating is, yo, I'm cooperating with y'all to send him away. No. I'm cooperating with y'all so I can go home.
Starting point is 00:57:55 I'm cooperating with the case. Yeah. I'm cooperating with the case. About myself. That don't matter. We'll see. Again, y'all might be right and i saw actual lawyers like yes actual lawyers say he did not he did not they said because i because what i saw the
Starting point is 00:58:12 internet lawyers and people like that saying was his testimony by him confirming these things can now be used against thug no they will be used against the actual lawyers were saying this particular type of plea this al alford plea deal that gunner has this doesn't get used against the other defendants and this allows the lawyer said this allows him to plead guilty and still maintain his innocence i don't know what that means. That's a lie. That's a lie. It's not true. And the research that I did into that,
Starting point is 00:58:53 what I found was they're saying it don't affect no case because he can still go on the stand when they call him, and they are going to call him and say, I plead the fifth, just like we're seeing with Kelsey. My deal is there already. I said what I said. I'm not going to further help you to establish your case. I just think it's big money lawyer games. I really do.
Starting point is 00:59:09 I think it's big money lawyer games. And I think some of these defense attorneys are better than the prosecutors at finding the loophole to get all my clients free. So now they're trying to send Thug away for a long, long, long time. So let's just say hypothetically that the two lesser niggas, it was a bunch of niggas, but two of the lesser niggas plead out already. Got said what they said, took whatever deals they took.
Starting point is 00:59:34 If everybody doing what they did individually, now Thug gets four years. Thug gets five years. I think that's a win for everybody across the board. Even though I'm not the nigga doing a five years. So let me be clear with that too. But I think when you looking at life,
Starting point is 00:59:49 if you get five years, my nigga, you won. That's true. And you thug. So your time in jail ain't going to be, it's just time in jail. You get what I'm saying? Like, and you going to a Georgia State Penitentiary, like, and you one of them.
Starting point is 01:00:04 So your time in jail ain't going to be the same. By the time he go to trial, he going to already have three years in. You get what I'm saying? saying like and you go into a georgia state penitentiary like and you one of them so your time in jail ain't gonna be the same by the time he go to trial he gonna already have three years in you get what i'm saying i'm just saying i think that these big time lawyers start playing these games to make everybody come home and if y'all crew everybody come home and niggas gonna know who snitched and who didn't i think we'll know if if thug embraces gonna if he snitched or not because they got behind the scenes shit going on see and that's bullshit toxic hip-hop shit it is I think we'll know if Thug embraces Gunna if he snitched or not. Because they got behind the scenes shit going on. See, and that's bullshit, toxic hip hop shit.
Starting point is 01:00:29 It is. I want to argue that. I want to argue that one because I saw the internet going with that one. Oh, we'll know if Thugger says or if Thugger's mad or if that. That don't tell me shit. Why don't it? Because Thugger is on trial for 99 bodies.
Starting point is 01:00:42 That's why. So if he was mad, would he come out and say he's mad? Yeah. No. At the end? No. No.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Joe, you're bugging. At the end of Thug getting sentenced? If a nigga that's really built like that is really mad and really planning on doing something
Starting point is 01:00:57 about him being mad, he is not going to publicly express any concern. He's going to tell his sister, no, quiet that down. That's what's going to happen. We have no way of ever knowing how Thug really feels about Gunna coming home.
Starting point is 01:01:08 We don't. And I don't believe for a second that he's excited, that Thug is excited that the song came home. You might be right. I don't believe that for a second. Fucking, what else? You might be right. I can't. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:22 Speak to that. Rico means together. I know that State federal I saw a lot of niggas say Either we all Take We all take a plea Or we all fight it
Starting point is 01:01:33 And as soon as people Start taking deals It splits it up It's gonna hurt everyone And that shit Looked a little funny When they went in the court Both of them
Starting point is 01:01:42 And Thug was like Yo you good And he was like, yo, you good? And he was like, yeah, how are you? Mike Pham, we know what's going on here. Gunna applied for bail 90 times. They denied him every time until you said what we needed
Starting point is 01:01:58 you to say. And now you can leave. Yeah. That is the truth. Which made you look mad desperate made you look mad weak sunday night sooner or later and i might have done the same i might have done the same every time we got to come talk about some of this hip-hop shit i start psychoanalyzing and it brings me back to all of this shit is fucking toxic gunna came home and they started releasing pictures of him and his family his dad he was hugging warm warm embrace and i sat there just like looking at tori and i said oh shit this guy got a family i'm so used to you pushing p i see you in starlets you got
Starting point is 01:02:41 900 million niggas with you you don't look at them. The first time all of y'all be about to drop, I'm talking to all of y'all now. I don't have time to sugarcoat it. The first time all of y'all drop before a record come, you know what already hit in the hood? Y'all rap. Y'all rap. Yo, son, coming out of Alabama.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Nah, he gets busy. Nah, son, nah, them niggas over there. Nah, that crew gets busy nah son of nah them niggas over there nah that crew gets busy for years though but we glorify it because that's how they break us to us listen and one of them
Starting point is 01:03:16 talks I had yesterday they was they psychoanalyzed worse than me but they was like well yeah Kanye's a nut. But yeah, the German engineer, and they came up with the engineering for the microphone. So that part is right.
Starting point is 01:03:33 The mics that we use. But when you think about that, like, what does it really mean? They've been smart. So they came up with mad shit over there that we use. But what were they using it for? They were using it to spread this message of hate into these microphones. So now think about the microphones and what we say today and what it's used for to spread but they was going crazy but it got me to thinking looking looking at gun in his family
Starting point is 01:03:54 who the fuck are you niggas yo who are you niggas underneath all of this makeup and dreads Who are you niggas underneath all of this makeup and dreads and jewelry and oversized clothes? I don't know nothing about you niggas. No, you know what we want you to know. Yeah. And I can't be mad at it, right? Because, because, hey, I got my record deal this way. Since the 80s, niggas have been getting it.
Starting point is 01:04:26 That's the real conversation. If we want to get to the root of what's going on in music, go back to the root of music. It was always street niggas. Y'all remember on the Black Album Tour, the movie that came out? And Jay-Z was sitting in the office with Q-Tip. And it was two niggas in there. I don't know who they was, but they was rappers on Rockefeller.
Starting point is 01:04:44 And they was like, yo, we got to say this shit. And they was like, yo, we got to say this shit. The nigga was like, yo, we got to say this. To get a deal, you got to say certain shit. And Jay-Z was looking at the mic like, yo, do you hear them? Like, these not street niggas, but they feel like they have to say certain shit to get this type of deal. All right, you have reached your nigga count for the day. I ain't going to lie to you. You get what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:05:03 Like, yo, they feel as though they got to preach this type of message to even get a deal. Look at today. No, that's what I'm saying. That was fucking 15 years ago. So now, fast forward, Joe saying, yo, we don't even hear about the artist and how good he can rap. We hear, yo, yeah, they be bodying. They be doing this.
Starting point is 01:05:21 They be doing that. They be selling mad bread. They have mad keys coming from across and believe. Like like that's what we preaching to stamp them first as real street dudes we stamp them and then the music comes later even if the music ain't that good and now they go take all their money and buy a bunch of tanks and guns and bring it back to their people there you go which gets us more stamped and more certified. You know, it's a mess. Even if they can't rap, ain't nobody going to tell them they can't rap. But I was telling somebody, right, like my respect level for the people that introduced me to this stuff.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Part of why it's so high is because whoever they was, I didn't know. Whatever they did, I didn't know. Whatever rep, thoroughness, street card, had no idea. They really was just talking to me, young 20-year-old kid from Jersey, about music. It was just about music. So God forbid if the day were to ever come where something were to happen, if you talk to Joe, guess what?
Starting point is 01:06:21 I can't come and testify tonight because I don't know none of that. What are you talking about? Man, I'm going to tell y'all something off mic but yeah but if I would ever go in court and say for the people that brought me in hey that's a gang like even if I didn't know even what if I learned that from the uh court or the prosecutor and now I just agreed to it like I knew he felt funny because that letter he wrote out saying, I'm not cooperating, I'm not snitching, I'm not telling, I'm not. That came out before he even let the seat back in the truck. That was ready to go.
Starting point is 01:06:57 I don't think it's my coincidence. Because he knew how it was going to look. You knew. Let me get ahead of that before y'all even put that out there. You niggas be good kids, yo. That's true. Y'all be good kids and good people. And every time something happened, right, like to see that side of you,
Starting point is 01:07:17 we got to go back to before the fame. That's true. I got to see Offset pop locking before some money came. I got to see just people being sincere and who they are at their heart. This business just changes things. And y'all know I'm not. But even sitting here interviewing some of these people, their reputations until they sit on this couch and we start laughing and joking. You be thinking this nigga's a murder, death, kill.
Starting point is 01:07:43 And he sit on the couch and start cracking jokes eating cheetos off mic we laughing and we joking and you see a humanistic side of this person that you've never seen especially giving a cross in their music you know i mean like yo we see a different side of these people facts you be like yo him but that's how it is even in the street like some of these dudes that's killers you might have known them since they was kids. They mother got the best candy yams in the world. You don't even look at him like that. Right.
Starting point is 01:08:11 But they really be killing people. So it's a different game. But we do forget. But I think that's by design that these people are real people and they got families and they got people that love them. And they come from good homes. Nigga Jadakiss' father sat here and said they went to a private school. And we was like, huh? Blown away because we thinking he grew up in a cardboard box.
Starting point is 01:08:31 No one wants to go down for it. No one. Devonnie Benton's younger cousin, Sergio Kitchens, says Benton is on trial for murder simply because his friends turned on him. And this is the second time. You ain't got no real friends out here. I learned from that. remember this came out saying like I'm I'm not happy daddy that it happened But you know I'm saying I'm I was I'm kind of him in a peacoat baseball outside looking in Kitchens is now a member of the neighborhood rap group SPC
Starting point is 01:09:00 Okay, known as shady party click so you was down with some like his cousin once was that was getting busy Okay, known as Shady Park. So you click so you was down with some like his cousin once was that was getting busy That's why that why it's come back to that that's that street where snitch no one to be labeled as a snitch I Don't want to tell on him cuz somebody might try to come kid kid me or someone in my family Okay, kitchen says Benton first lied to police. Look he's didn't want to rat out another member, Clarence Carter. Everybody, like, know. Like, the streets know. So everybody looking at it like it was wrong because this man let my family member, you know what I'm saying, go down for something he did. Kitchens claims Benton and Carter were both wearing red.
Starting point is 01:09:43 You identified people. You identified colors It was just a coincidence of how it was put out They actually had on the same exact color He just had on a hood And Devo didn't, he had on a regular shirt Kitchens believes that mistaken identity Played a big role in this case
Starting point is 01:09:58 And he knows one thing for sure I'm turning this off, they have a lot of Kitchens That's him, that's Gunna That's his real name, Sergio Kitchen. Life will throw you some shit later that you've seen before. Like, I'm going to get to the square root
Starting point is 01:10:12 of some shit here. This is the same shit to me. When you hear this, do you say that this is snitching, cooperating, or something else? How I was raised by the people that raised raised me he should have never even did the interview he went on the news huh he went on the news i just said he should have never i know i'm saying should have never did the interview at all you get what i'm saying like you
Starting point is 01:10:38 to all the young dudes that really be wanting to be in the street like once you tie into the street bro you gotta if that's what you're doing that's what you gotta do you can't conveniently be a street nigga
Starting point is 01:10:52 when it's beneficial and then not when it's not in your best interest be a civilian you can't do that but in music you can't
Starting point is 01:11:01 and that's where the problem and that's where the problem is because and depending on how much they like you, they'll welcome you back. Young Thug is a superstar at the label, carte blanche. If I bring somebody in, they're going to be treated a certain way. Or sometimes the label will reach out. We see it in the Roddy Meek case.
Starting point is 01:11:18 We see it with Game 50. Plenty of times a label will put somebody next to the person that's hot so they could cultivate them and develop them. Even if they cool or not. Yeah, I'm going to send you to a gang. Damn, think about that. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm sending you to a gang, and that's where you are,
Starting point is 01:11:37 and put this chain on, run with them, and get your shit off. But that nigga ain't nothing like this. I don't even know this nigga like that. But when I see this person and he got 90 people with him, and I think, oh, that don't mean that these are your people. That mean that these people
Starting point is 01:11:54 are here to protect an investment. One. Or they just along for the ride. Or that, but it's normally to protect an investment. Because you can't, ain't nothing going to happen over there. That don't mean that you cut like that.
Starting point is 01:12:06 That means somebody's cut like that yeah and somebody wanna make sure that you straight the person that's cut like that he ain't got time to keep running the club with you
Starting point is 01:12:12 he don't but he gonna send some people this shit is a mess it's a mess mess mess and all you niggas is rats
Starting point is 01:12:21 it's fine stop breaking the law since we on the subject of telling, cooperating, snitching, et cetera, T.I. admitted a while ago that he penned a case on his dead cousin. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Like, it was the two of them, the court charged together. The cousin passed away while they were on trial, I believe it was. And the lawyer told him, yo, if you go to court and say it was all him, you walk. I think he said, though, that he had already had the conversation. They had that conversation in the past. Like, yo, if I'm dead and you get away, nigga, good.
Starting point is 01:12:59 What do I do, be mad? How do we know that the dead guy said that? We don't. I thought he was saying that. We never had him talk to him like in a dream. We never know that the dead guy said that? We don't. I thought he was saying he had him talk to him like in a dream. We never know that the dead guy said that.
Starting point is 01:13:08 We don't know that. That's one. And two, he shouldn't have just skipped this. He should have. I would have never even had that conversation.
Starting point is 01:13:18 But, I mean, what do we... I mean, there's rumors circulating around about T.I. Fairbairn. True. You believe what you believe. It's none of my business. I'm a civilian. I don't know the rules. circulating around about T.I. Fairburn. You believe what you believe. It's none of my business.
Starting point is 01:13:26 I'm a civilian. I don't know the rules. I like his music. Yeah. I like his music. That's where it stops. He got a lot of slaps. I mean, do you feel that would be fucked up?
Starting point is 01:13:42 My opinion doesn't matter because I'm a civilian. But if you're looking at life in prison I put that shit on a family member that's alive that was my aunt that's my aunt she live right there
Starting point is 01:13:53 oh one two three yeah I'm talking shit but again I try my best to not break the law today yeah I'm cool
Starting point is 01:14:01 today when I was young I might add energy to hop a fence or try something more risky. Today, I can't even explain it to somebody. I just tell you, the jail be crowded and dirty. I don't even want to see that shit.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Fool be fucked up. I'll be honest with you. I don't want my son's mom to even have to make up some line about where I went. Because that'd be the disappointment. That's what fucked me up as a kid, pop going to jail and mom just coming up with stories.
Starting point is 01:14:29 Yeah, they told me my pops went away to school. That's what it was. I heard that one before. Yeah, I've heard it before too. But now you listen to it, it's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:14:38 And it's crazy as fuck. Like, yo, what school was you at for this fucking long? Where was you doing? But yeah, then a couple different universities. He came out
Starting point is 01:14:45 and once I was about 16, he told me what really happened. I was like, oh shit. Like I never questioned it. That's what they told me. The whole, you know,
Starting point is 01:14:57 he went to school in Germany, Switzerland. Over there working for Rolex part time. Why you say that? I have it written. I want to ask y'all. Has your family ever told y'all why they cut your family off? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Yeah. Hell yeah. We didn't cut nobody off. Yeah, no? Never? Oh, no. I cut a family member off, but we literally just. Just about.
Starting point is 01:15:19 I'm talking about like if a beef that predates you. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. My family tells. How'd that happen? Me too. My family tells. Nope. Yeah. Absolutely. My family tells. How'd that happen? Me too. My family tells.
Starting point is 01:15:26 Nope. She did this. She a thief. Yeah. How can we never go to Uncle So-and-so's house? Thief. I like how he did X, Y, Z.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Yeah. My family tells. Yep. They did X, Y, and Z. Don't fuck with them. Don't trust them. You ever get the other side though? No.
Starting point is 01:15:42 I do. I spoke, because you've spoken, I've spoken to both parties. I chose up. No, I didn't. Yo, even if you rock with one, when you see the other one, you don't really know. So they embrace you and they start talking.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Oh, yeah, no doubt. You know. You know. Now your favorite cousin can't spend the night no more. You know what time it is. In my story, in my family, that shit turned out to be true. The bitch is a thief. He's like, oh, shit. You know what time it is In my story In my family That shit turned out to be true The bitch is a thief Like oh shit
Starting point is 01:16:07 You know what I'm saying Should your family tell you About the beef That predates you Yeah I think so I think so For sure
Starting point is 01:16:13 Yeah It's understanding like Why you can't Why can't Sean come over here Why don't I know my uncle Like that Why can't Sean come over here
Starting point is 01:16:20 Why don't I know my You're the same age They gotta tell you something. Yeah, I want to know. Yes? Yeah, no. I'm thinking about this. There's something going viral.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Say Lex had a first cousin, right? Let's say Lex had a first cousin. When he get about 10, they both play baseball. Why can't I go play baseball with my cousin? Nah, no. No, put that bat down, boy.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Yo, he's going down there to the park. You get what I'm saying? Something's going viral on TikTok. That's why I asked. It's about exposing your family traumas. And it's two girls. And the video starts with the girl saying, hey, I was molested um by uncle such and such
Starting point is 01:17:07 and then then uh it did a pan it cut to the uncle's daughter which is her cousin saying i am the daughter of him uncle this guy and nah we ain't rolling with none of that. So I exposed that. I'm not keeping nothing secret like they told me to. Yo, he did this. Keep nasty uncle away from us. And sure enough, 21 other girls came forward. Get that creep nigga out. What'd the daughter say?
Starting point is 01:17:38 That's what she was saying. The daughter was saying that? Yes. She confirmed it. The video only started with the cousin saying, yo, I was molested with my uncle. That was all she said. Then the daughter's talking the rest of the way. Oh, shit. Getting rid of it. The video only started with the cousin saying, yo, I was molested with my uncle. That was all she said. Then the daughter's talking the rest of the way.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Oh, shit. Getting rid of, hey, getting him. My dad is in jail right now. Keep him there. Over there somewhere. He should never come home. Really? Society today, we don't rock with pedophilia.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Yeah. That's fire. That's dope. Keep him. I had goosebumps. It's like yo the role of TikTok and
Starting point is 01:18:06 these kids yeah these kids and their devices are powerful yeah the lady from Gucci she just came forward
Starting point is 01:18:17 and said that her uncle was molesting her their whole life one of the powerful ladies from Gucci like one of the up niggas in Gucci
Starting point is 01:18:24 she she on she got a video she was talking about how her their whole life. One of the powerful ladies from Gucci, like one of the up niggas in Gucci, she got a video and she was talking about how my uncle was blah, blah, blah, who is one of them niggas. Yeah, one of the top niggas.
Starting point is 01:18:35 And he was fucking with me when I was a kid. She just released it. So, you know, they tied it right back to the Balenciaga and all that other shit. But yeah,
Starting point is 01:18:44 that one of the top chicks, like family members at Gucci, she named the nigga name, all that. That shit is like, and so now these girls grow up and we don't, we think they crazy. They just been going through some shit their whole entire life. True story. They really have been going through shit and we can't really fathom it. And sometimes there's nothing you can do to help heal it. Heal it, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:13 Don't look at me to say something. I'm sad now. Oh, yo. Enrique Iglesias. That's another one of them, man. Enrique Iglesias. You know what I mean? I think I worked with him.
Starting point is 01:19:25 For real? Yo, them girls just like him. I like him. They liked him. They liked Marc Anthony. They loved Julio Iglesias. Julio and Enrique. I was working with Steve Morales. Shout out to Steve Morales. He was working with everybody that was huge
Starting point is 01:19:40 in the world. He was like, yeah, I got Enrique Iglesias coming. He was making slaps for them. Yo, I, I got Rike Iglesias coming. He was making slaps for that. I was like, man, if you don't give me a little. Yo, I can't get none of that bop, bop, bop. Give me a little A-bar over there. You spoke a little Spanish on there? No, my Spanish ain't rocking like that.
Starting point is 01:19:55 While we on TikTok, I want to say rest in peace to Stephen. Stephen, Twitch boss. Twitch, yeah, man. Yeah, the dancer. I know him from Ellen. DJ. Y'all know him from. DJ and dancer, yeah. Steven Steven Twitch Boss Twitch Yeah man Yeah The Dancer I know him from Ellen DJ Y'all know him from DJ and Dancer yeah
Starting point is 01:20:08 Yeah y'all know him from What was that The Voice The Dancing Show In 2008 Yo I didn't even know that I knew him from Ellen My girl Called me
Starting point is 01:20:17 I was like yo you know Twitch I'm like who is Twitch I'm thinking she talking about The shit Ice is on And I'm like that And she's like no The dude that I always, because my girl will send me videos, him and his wife dance.
Starting point is 01:20:28 They got like fly dances, and they be choreographing dope shit at they crib. And she was like, the dude that be dancing with his wife? I'm like, word? I didn't know he was on Ellen and all that other shit. But to the mental health piece, you really never know what somebody's going through. Because from an outside lens, they looked as happy as they be. That's the part that was tripping me up. They looked like the model couple.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, that shit was crazy. That part continues to be spooky for me, I'll be honest. Mm-hmm. I've never seen something where every single video posted is just a smile and cheer. Pure joy. Joy.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Mm-hmm. Just like life is just, you winning at life. Mm-hmm. You really winning. life you really winning like he looked like he was winning that's one Ellen's been on forever yeah on or off
Starting point is 01:21:13 just recently got off Ellen recently got off maybe two three years yeah something like that like that could have been but not only that to imagine where
Starting point is 01:21:21 somebody's appearance brain and heart has to be to self-transition right before the holiday. True. We always say the holidays is a lot on people. I don't even know where you got to be to plan that. Because he planned it.
Starting point is 01:21:43 He left his car at home. He didn't have to plan it, yeah. Left his car at home, went to a hotel, checked into a hotel, and they said his wife came home and his car was home.
Starting point is 01:21:53 And he wasn't, which was odd. And he wasn't there, which was unusual. So she like put out the APB or went to the police station or whatever the case may be. Like, yo,
Starting point is 01:22:01 his car's home and I can't find him. And then, you know, they found him. They said that he wrote a note. I don't want to know what's on the note. Oh, I didn't hear that part. He wrote a note. They didn't disclose the contents of the note.
Starting point is 01:22:15 Thank God. Yeah. I don't want to know. We don't need to know what was in that note. I don't want to know. Somebody's going to find out and put it out. Of course. But we don't need to know that.
Starting point is 01:22:23 I feel for his kids and his wife right now. She's just not planning on going through that. Ugh. Gordon. Come on, let me find a record. Yeah, please.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Yeah, pick us up. Rest in peace, Twitch, man. And Columbus Short, shut the fuck up. Shut up. What Columbus Short do? I hate these niggas. Just talking too much.
Starting point is 01:22:45 The niggas that we used to love and cheer for on Scandal. Columbus Short from Scandal. I like Columbus Short. Well, you didn't have the internet when he went on his run of bullshit. He's been doing bullshit for a while. He's been a kook for a while. He was getting high. He was doing other things, too.
Starting point is 01:23:04 Anyway, he gave his reason for why he thought this was happening. Like, are you that sick? Are you that sick in the head right now? Fucking nuts. I had a list of people that need to shut the fuck up. Columbus Short is on. Who else is on the list? Oh, I'll turn this down for a second.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Romeo Miller, he also disturbed me with his cryptic message, which was, you know, it's people out there ignoring their kids, suicidal thoughts, and depression to post a picture of a man that they didn't know at all. Again, it could... We don't know. We don't know what he said. I'm saying we don't know if he's accurate. We don't know if he needs to shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 01:24:00 He might not need to shut the fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Everybody got different information so I'm satisfied They put cheese around Gunner's car? Yeah, some dude found his car and started throwing cheese at it. It's the internet, man. What? I'll allow it.
Starting point is 01:24:41 Oh, yo, can y'all tell me I was right? I'll allow it. Can y'all tell me I was right? Oh, is this to tell me I was right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get my tell me I was right in there. Oh, let's allow it. Oh, yo. Can y'all tell me I was right? I'll allow it. Can y'all tell me I was right? Oh, is this to tell me I was right? Portia and Shell, let's do it. Let me get my tell me I was right in there. Oh, let's do it. The dude, TJ Holmes from Good Morning America.
Starting point is 01:24:52 You see the new pictures with him and Shorty out and about. Nice and happy. Holding hands. They fired him. I'm still with Shorty. I got what I wanted. I'm free. Oh, who said you was wrong?
Starting point is 01:25:02 I told you. He hired that private investigator, bro. That was my way out. I don't think he wanted. I'm free. Oh, who said you was wrong? I told you. He hired that private investigator, bro. That was my way out. I don't think he wanted to get his fire fired, though. You might be right. Or could have. Can I get into my segment? Yeah, come on.
Starting point is 01:25:13 Get some. So Dr. Umar went to see Wakanda forever. Did he? This is great. What was his review? No disrespect to the Mexican community. No, that means disrespect. You have a right to your own heroes, and Mexican children have a right to see their heroes in their own image.
Starting point is 01:25:39 No, that's true. I totally support the right of Mexican children to see heroes in their own image. Yep, that's true. So respect to the Mexican community. That's all gang. With that being said, I did not take my children to see Black Panther 2 so they can watch Mexican superheroes whip the shit out of black superheroes. I don't care if you don't like it. As far as I'm concerned, it was a total disgrace to watch a movie
Starting point is 01:26:17 where everything black children held sacred about the Wakandans was shown to be possessed by the underwater Mexicans. Vibranium was supposed them as strong as the Wakandans. Why would you build up Black Panther as strongly as you did in the first movie only to turn around and tear the damn thing down. The Mexicans were clearly stronger than the Africans in that movie. The Mexicans were ripping our ass the whole movie. That's true.
Starting point is 01:27:16 The Mexican leader, and I forget his name, he got more screen time in the movie than the Black Panther did. Yeah, and he's the right. This movie is about Black Panther. Emphasis on black. Why are our children in the movie theater watching an underwater Mexican hero get more screen time than the black hero?
Starting point is 01:27:46 I ain't going gonna hold you. I was waiting for him to call him. I was just waiting for it. Bleep that, please. Tanner, please. I was waiting for it. I haven't seen it yet. Underwater. It's similar to what you said.
Starting point is 01:28:01 I ain't gonna lie. Underwater. You said exactly what I said. You just left out the romance part. How did Super Sub make us think that shit was ours and then the Mexican nigga underwater got all the shit? He got more than us. You said it.
Starting point is 01:28:15 Yo, Doug do more. He got to come up here. You said it. No, he got to come up here. No, he just, he said a lot of really good lately wait look i've been watching him he's been saying a lot of good lately wait yo i ain't gonna lie wait look at the kids on tick tock getting rid of jennifer lopez the celebrity was rude to you jennifer same and i'm gonna try to tell them really quickly two stories about jennifer lopez being an awful human
Starting point is 01:28:42 Same, and I'm going to try to tell them really quickly. Two stories about Jennifer Lopez being an awful human being. So number one, when she has drivers, the number one rule she has for them is they can't look at her, they can't talk to her, and her luggage is never allowed to touch the ground. If any of those things happen, she will go out of her way to make sure you get fired. Even if you have to look in the rearview mirror while you're driving, she will call that you trying to look at her and proceed to berate you. And I know this because my dad worked
Starting point is 01:29:08 for that driving company and he refused to drive her whenever she came in town because of how awful she treated the drivers. Second story, she was with Ben, I believe at MGM or whichever casino. And Ben's a great tipper and he respects service workers. And so he tipped a lot of people a lot of money. She's trying to fuck Ben.
Starting point is 01:29:25 Jennifer goes around to each of those people and takes back the tip and gives them maybe five. She is an awful person. Or she just saved a lot of money. You need a girl that can help watch your podcast. People can just get on TikTok and give whole accounts. Let me tell you about Joe. Chill, because they'll start doing that shit too. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:29:50 Can they say anything worse about me? No, I maxed out. Yeah, you good. You kind of good. I'm maxed out. You kind of good. I don't have no more extra lives. I didn't get the 100 life cheat code.
Starting point is 01:30:04 I'm done one more story about Joe come out and you better hire me you better return a favor no doubt you better return a favor
Starting point is 01:30:12 I'm coming to build some shit you know no doubt alright man alright what else is important or unimportant y'all copping the Trump NFT
Starting point is 01:30:20 excuse me did you see you didn't see the Trump NFT you didn't see the Trump NFT no You didn't see the Trump NFT? No. Them shits. I'm not copping no NFT, bro. Nah, I might cop this one.
Starting point is 01:30:29 Go ahead. I might cop this one. The superhero on the door? Them shits is hilarious, bro. Fucking dope. He's in like the superhero outfit with laser eyes. He's riding the fucking rocket. Shazam Trump.
Starting point is 01:30:38 He's riding the elephant. They got him in all types of shit. And that's with whom And that shit is hilarious. And this is where whom you want, place your faith. All right, so the only people with NFTs are the apes and Trump. Got it. Oh, and the dudes that were selling my face as a JPEG. They did that to you?
Starting point is 01:30:59 They got you? They look like my face, yeah. I don't know if it was me, but it looked like me. They made some money? I don't know. I wouldn't know. I ain't buying an NFT. I ain't know if it was me. Did they make some money? I don't know. I wouldn't know. I ain't buying an NFT. I ain't opening this Bitcoin thing in about a year.
Starting point is 01:31:09 I ain't opening my shit. I ain't opening that shit. I'm never opening that. I'm not opening that. I ain't opening that shit neither. Stupid ass earned your leisure time. Stupid ass pump all these niggas that came. What was the dude that we had on?
Starting point is 01:31:25 Pump. Take all your money and put all your money in Bitcoin. Stupid ass pomp All these niggas Yeah what was the dude That we had Pomp Pomp Take all your money And put all your money In Bitcoin Yeah I bet buddy That shit is Oh my god He was on some bullshit
Starting point is 01:31:32 Yeah he said that Hey Parker See your man Elon Weil in the game What'd he do though Blocked everybody right Yeah blocked all the journalists All the tech journalists
Starting point is 01:31:39 You got him the fuck out of here So it was a dude Some 20 year old kid Created a Like an algorithm To follow his His jet yeah so whatever any movement the jet makes because it's public information like you know any flights that are in the air so it's a it's a twitter page he made so anytime the jet has any movement it automatically tweets it out elon said all right yo my man i'll give you five thousand dollars to stop no all right suspended yo, my man, I'll give you $5,000 to stop. No. All right.
Starting point is 01:32:06 Suspended. So then any journalist that reported on it, suspended. That's some bullshit. I ain't mad at that. Dog. I ain't mad at that. People was mad at Eli. I'm like, if I bought Twitter, I'm going to shape it exactly.
Starting point is 01:32:19 Nigga, you could say whatever you want to me. I don't give a fuck if it's public information or not. Every place that my car goes, I don't want the public knowing. That's a security risk. Yeah, it's Doxing. I think you should be banned for Doxing. I completely agree. But there were some journalists, I think, got thrown in there probably arbitrarily
Starting point is 01:32:36 that just maybe have reported bad shit on him. Like Keith Olbermann was blocked, and I don't know what he'd be on. That's my man, Keith Olbermann. Yeah, he was just blocked. Well, let Keith Olbermann back on.'t know what he'd be on. That's my man, Keith Olbermann. Yeah, he was just blocked. Don't let Keith Olbermann back on. You know what I mean? There's a bunch of
Starting point is 01:32:48 fairly prominent journalists and shit that he got out of here. Don't let me buy Twitter. It's going to be a lot worse than that. But then you ain't
Starting point is 01:32:56 going to have a Twitter. Nah. Elon Musk is going to have wasted this $44 billion unless he does something spectacular that we just
Starting point is 01:33:04 don't know about which is possible he a genius or he a smart guy I don't wanna say genius but alright nah I think he might
Starting point is 01:33:13 have wasted his money if I was a super smart techie dude I'd come out with the new Twitter and have everybody come over there to my shit
Starting point is 01:33:19 you know the funny shit is people have tried that there's a couple of them there's a couple of them and you know what he did like if you try to put the link on actual twitter block that too i'm just saying i'm like people know like yo look we over here now no no nope can't even mention it y'all better hope that he make his money back because otherwise he's gonna just keep around he's gonna take your information right over to put or somebody. You're going to take his hard drive.
Starting point is 01:33:45 Yo, nice. This is where these niggas live. If you look. This is where all they live. Right here. We got the last 12 years of their whole life. You want this or nah. He's going to get his money one way or the other.
Starting point is 01:33:57 Hey, Twitter spaces or compromised information. He's going to dox us. He's going to dox everybody. That's a good point. That's smart, I ain't. Yeah. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:34:08 look where your brain be at, yo. No, he can get his. Yeah. That boy smart. 44 what? How much?
Starting point is 01:34:13 Yeah, he gonna get his money. That's crazy. And Glorilla gonna get her money, yo. Not too much of Glorilla. What they do with Glorilla? Glorilla is my favorite person,
Starting point is 01:34:20 yo. I love Glorilla. I love her so much, I almost thought about coming in here to get Ice Spice out of here, but I ain't gonna start a little, I ain't gonna do that. Because I don't like how they did that. I don't like how the New York new hot girl, they trying
Starting point is 01:34:31 to let fade away, and the Memphis hot girl, they trying to fucking just keep coming with slaps. Who the Memphis hot girl signed to? The Memphis Hopper niggas. Who the New York hot girl signed to? Some nigga. Oh. Ta-da!
Starting point is 01:34:45 Nah, they gotta find another slap for her. the New York hot girl signed to? Some nigga. Oh. Ta-da. She signed to some nigga. Ta-da. Nah, they got to find another slap for her, Shorty. They do. They got to find another. Shorty can rap. She get busy. We don't know
Starting point is 01:34:53 if Ice Spice can get busy, too. Yeah, but Ice Spice got more ass than me. Everybody don't care about that. I know. I'm just talking shit. I'm talking shit. She's looking for,
Starting point is 01:35:02 she's trying to get a personal assistant. Glorilla's looking for a personal assistant. She's willing to she's trying to get a personal assistant Glorilla's looking for a personal assistant she's willing to pay you $550 a week and that's not including the flights and stuff cause y'all gonna be
Starting point is 01:35:14 traveling you know what I mean yeah she gonna pay for your flights and your hotels nah you gotta say it like Glorilla
Starting point is 01:35:22 I don't know how to talk like her say it like Project Pat would I don't know how to talk like her say it like Project Pat would I don't know how to talk like him neither I love the celebrities posting their jobs
Starting point is 01:35:32 on social media now yeah there's been a couple of them there's been some pretty good ones posting their old jobs no no posting that I'm looking for like it's like like indeed
Starting point is 01:35:39 yeah yeah cause celebrities want y'all to work for like nothing right and somebody gonna do it too they be glad to take that job Yeah Yeah cause celebrities Want y'all to work For like Nothing Right And somebody gonna do it too They be glad to take that job That job is a mess
Starting point is 01:35:52 For the look That job They love the look Networking You know they tell you The networking Sell a They love to sell you
Starting point is 01:35:59 On some networking Sell they ass for some Fame boy No bullshit Networking You know you get to Shake hands Meet people You know I like Franklin Facts Keep letting me meet them for some fame, boy. No bullshit. Networking. You get to shake hands and meet people. I like Franklin and them.
Starting point is 01:36:08 Facts. Keep letting me meet them. Facts. Hamilton and Frank. They're my niggas. I think if people were like, if I had to say about Glorilla in bed, she is nasty, freaky. Y'all be doing some nasty. Y'all do some shit that I never heard of. We need examples.
Starting point is 01:36:24 Okay, so y'all do drink nut, right? Yeah, everybody swallow. We just say swallow. Drink nut sounds nasty. Drink nut does sound nasty. I actually want to think about what she said. Swallow, I don't drink nut. She might have meant drink nut though.
Starting point is 01:36:33 But I'm looking forward to it. Swallow the glass. The color of Bukkake. Like, same thing. This is just so corny to me. Oh my God. Boy, he's like. Uh oh.
Starting point is 01:36:41 You look scary. It's some weird shit. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. it's just so corny to me oh my god boys it's a weird shit but okay so i guess we just got done eating right don't worry about it no just youtube are in now and y'all complain about male podcasters and some food i'm gonna still eat it so if you not going to eat none of my food, I'm going to eat it. That's what she said.
Starting point is 01:37:09 What she said was, if he nuts in my food, I'm going to eat it. She said, if he nuts in my food, I'm going to eat it. That's what she said. I like this girl, y'all. Because she's a nut. Who's nutting in the food? One of them little dirty... My fuckers out here, dog. The fuck nigga that she got away from.
Starting point is 01:37:24 You'll do it. That's the answer. No, but she said it like, if you just happen to know. No, she said she'll tell him to do it. Yeah, she'll tell him to do it. She said, if I got some fries left or something, none of my fries. And she's going to continue to eat it.
Starting point is 01:37:37 And y'all thought that Chipotle sauce was the one. What am I saying? Little Polynesian. They want that Joe Potley. Them fries right there. You want'm going to say? Little Polynesian. Polynesian. They want that Joe Paul, Joe Paul lane. The fries right there. You want that Jabot lane? Oh yeah,
Starting point is 01:37:49 if she asked for it, I guess I'm like, yeah, what are we talking about? I thought she was saying like if you just happen to know the food, I'm going to eat the food.
Starting point is 01:37:55 And you think your assistant is coming to clean that McDonald's for $550 a week? For a whole $500. Ooh. Her and Summer Walker just started a temp agency.
Starting point is 01:38:06 Did somebody else post one too? They was looking for a sister. I forgot. Oh, I hope it was Meek. Damn. I want Meek. I want Meek to be. Getting the Indeed race.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Wiz or somebody popped up like, I need a blunt roller. Swag. But Wiz was paying. I think he had like 50 or 60 grand a year 75 grand a year Just to roll the money Just to roll weed Yeah I'm gonna kill Ian yesterday Ian talking about
Starting point is 01:38:30 Come on let's get some money Away on Amp I'm like alright That's a good idea It's the holidays I'm down to get some money away I'm blessed and fortunate Let's do it
Starting point is 01:38:36 How you wanna do it Take some phone calls See what they wanna do For the holidays Who they wanna do it for I'm like that's a good idea Get on Amp And I execute Like a star talent would Hey man what they want to do for the holidays, who they want to do it for. I'm like, that's a good idea. Get on amp.
Starting point is 01:38:46 And I execute. Like a star talent would. Hey, man, you taking some calls right now? Anybody got something special that they want? Somebody special they want to do something special for? Call us up, let us know. Here they come. Now, I talk to Ian in the back end.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Yo, get the name of their cash apps. I'm going to text you what to send them, depending on what the story is. Make it nice. Here they come. Yeah, man, my grandma is dying of cancer. We always normally spend Christmas together. This year I'm unable to because I'm traveling and down on my luck a little bit.
Starting point is 01:39:18 It'd be nice if I could just send my dying, if I could just take a trip to see my dying grandma and take her to dinner or just something for our last Christmas together, that'd be awesome. I'm texting Ian, yo. Send such and such. Where your grandmother live?
Starting point is 01:39:31 He was far. She lived over here somewhere. He was far. Don't you was about to say grandma just so happened to live in Turks. No. Dubai or something. No, but if you hear a story like that, what would you send over? If I had it, had it?
Starting point is 01:39:46 Yeah. $500. $500? $500 sounds about right for a round trip. Stack? Something. You want to take it
Starting point is 01:39:53 to dinner too. It's a holiday. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. At least if you want it. If you want it cheap, $350. Yeah, yeah. A little spirit. You a little frontier.
Starting point is 01:40:01 If he far? Nah, I'm not. What Ian did? What Ian did? What Ian did, far? Nah, I'm not. What Ian did? What Ian did, yo? What Ian did, yo? Gave him $100. Yo. Yo.
Starting point is 01:40:13 You gave him $100. I'm taking grandma to McDonald's. Fem, you can't even Uber Eats that. That's why it went over the $100. Word. Fem, if I get a Chipotle wrap from up the street, that shit is 30-something dollars to come here.
Starting point is 01:40:30 But Ian look at some soulless, right? It take me to come add to soul. Like Ian just looking at it. And he got the nerve to send me the thank you. The kid was happy about it. Oh my God, I got some money from Joe Buck. He's telling some thank you.
Starting point is 01:40:46 I said, Ian, if you make me listen to somebody's dying grandma again for $100. For you to send them $100, me and you are going to fight. I don't operate like that. Don't embarrass me. Word. You don't make the big announcement of you giving money out to give $20
Starting point is 01:41:02 and $40. That's true. That's like putting the camera on a homeless person and giving them a dollar. Same thing to me. Same40. That's true. That's like putting the camera on a homeless person and giving them a dollar. Same thing to me. Same thing. That's true. Like, are you doing this shit
Starting point is 01:41:08 or are you just trying to get some... No, I had that brother like, I just want to take my family out to a nice dinner or something
Starting point is 01:41:13 like that. It's not $100. Depends on where they live. Still not $100. Depends on where they live. How big is the family?
Starting point is 01:41:18 Don't even get no money away if you don't get some money. New York City. You don't get no money away if you don't get
Starting point is 01:41:22 I agree with you. I can see... Parks, we could go to Cracker Barrel in Virginia. Me, you, and Ice. You could take a four-piece to Cracker Barrel in Virginia for $100.
Starting point is 01:41:32 No, you cannot, bro. No, you cannot. Fuck. Yo, that all you can eat would be like $24. I don't think you guys ever leave New York City. I do, though.
Starting point is 01:41:41 Wow, that hurt. That hurt. I do, though. My whole family lives in Virginia. When I go to Shoney's with my mother, me and my mom, the bill is $60 at Shoney's. Hey, you can't say that to me and Ish. You and Ice be over here. We move around.
Starting point is 01:41:56 What you mean? Ice don't be over here? Well, you and Parks are at the bottom of the travel. Like, yo, Shoney's. I'm not that ass. Shoney's. Like, my mom lives by Shoney's. So if I go down there, we'll go to Shoney's.
Starting point is 01:42:06 Dog, that shit is like $60 for me and my mother. You look like a Shoney's ass nigga. Y'all just let me say Cracker Barrel first. Cracker Barrel's good though. On brand. And Cracker Barrel not cheap. On brand. What?
Starting point is 01:42:21 I don't go in Cracker Barrel. Me neither. I've never been to a Cracker Barrel. I don't fuck with Cracker Barrel. Corey, you've been to Cracker Barrel. They might as well put a noose outside. Fact. I'm not going in Cracker Barrel. Me neither. I've never been to a Cracker Barrel. I don't fuck with Cracker Barrel. Corey, you've been to Cracker Barrel. They might as well put a noose outside. Fact. I'm not going to Cracker Barrel, bro.
Starting point is 01:42:29 I'm dead ass. What are you talking about? I'll never go in a Cracker Barrel. I'm so lost. I know. That's privilege. It feels wrong. No, it don't feel.
Starting point is 01:42:38 Because it's called Cracker Barrel? More than that. Look at the menu. They got collard greens on it? Yes. They got anything black? Oh, shit. No, they don't.
Starting point is 01:42:46 No, they don't. No, they don't. Stop it. I'm not eating a cracker barrel collard greens. Hey, y'all got- Iceberg lettuce? Yeah, I'm cool. I'm shocked, yo.
Starting point is 01:42:54 But you'll eat the wrap for the Chinese? Yes. Yes. 100%. I'm actually going to get some of that today. You dig this real off, bro, but it's all right. But no, you can't spend $100 and get no food from the bar. I'm just saying that you could do different tiers for different things,
Starting point is 01:43:05 but the plane tickets should have absolutely been for the $100. Yo, that's crazy. Ian. Ian. Yeah, man. The fuck is $100
Starting point is 01:43:15 for somebody for Christmas? I ain't gonna lie to you. The trailer's making me mad anxious for new Meg music. It's doing the opposite for me. Not me. I want to hear that shit. Get your shit off.
Starting point is 01:43:28 It's making me anxious for new Tory music. Well, that, y'all kind of know what it's going to be. But if Meg just come out, yeah, I lied on that nigga. Yeah, I lied on that nigga. I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied on that nigga. Got some lying ass pussy. You shoot at me, but I bust back. Hey, you got your stuff, just make a song.
Starting point is 01:43:48 I want to hear whatever's coming out the song. I want to hear the Kelsey diss track that's coming. You can't just come out of travel and start twerking again. Nah, we got to get cerebral. We got to get cerebral now. I know there's some heat coming. New single, career ender. I bust back. Yeah, I want to hear now. I know it's some heat coming. New single, Career Ender. I bust back.
Starting point is 01:44:07 Yeah, I want to hear it. I do. All right, what else? Yo, real quick. I know y'all out there don't care. In New York, they passed some shit that said that people could just go around the streets and pick homeless people up off the street and send them somewhere involuntarily. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:24 We tried to talk about that. Yeah no but it picked up a little bit for me because now i'm on the news watching them niggas try to pick people up off the street and bring them places because a health center called or some shit now y'all getting money off that shit which is the part that y'all are leaving out of there, number one. But number two, they tried to appeal it. They tried to appeal the decision for you to involuntarily move someone somewhere, and they were denied, which confirms for me just how much big money is in this. It's definitely money.
Starting point is 01:44:56 Also, what was news to me, if anybody cares out there, it said like 30% or 40% of homeless people leave whatever place they at when you bring them somewhere. Yeah, because you can't hold them involuntarily.
Starting point is 01:45:13 I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here. I'm leaving. I want to be here. And if they'd rather be homeless I'm not with I'm not with
Starting point is 01:45:20 involuntarily moving people places. I'm not. Yeah. I'm not with that. Homeless or not you should be able to make a decision. Like, if I want to be out here fearing for, when the story first broke, I was kind of with it
Starting point is 01:45:31 because there's people running around murdering homeless people. So. And there's been some incidents with homeless people on the trains. There's been some incidents where homeless people are mentally off a little bit. Throwing people on the train track.
Starting point is 01:45:42 And they're harming people. Harassing and harming people also. That part I don't really care about. Because sane people do that. Sane people do that shit too. They kick people off the thing. But the other one, for their protection,
Starting point is 01:45:56 like with some random guy just running around stabbing or beating people with a bat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude was beaten. They had it on camera where he was beating a dude. Happened in my neighborhood
Starting point is 01:46:04 a couple years ago. The homeless dude, they killed him or some shit. I forgot what the exact story was. No, they showed the dude hitting the dude with the bat. It was different. It looked like some real TV shit. I was like, huh? You got to be a little.
Starting point is 01:46:17 Yeah, you got to be crazy to hit somebody with a bat. Yeah. It's like stabbing somebody. You got to be a different type of crazy. Let's see why that hoodie is crazy. Did his job. That shit is insulation. God damn.
Starting point is 01:46:33 All right. That was my homeless announcement. Sorry. All right. Sorry. I just thought it was important. It is important. What else?
Starting point is 01:46:41 Y'all see the new NBA trophies that they're doing? Yes. For regular season one? Yeah. Yes. I didn't know they did a bunch. They did all of them shits. They got the-
Starting point is 01:46:51 Clutch Award. Yeah, there's a Clutch Award, which I got the whole list here. And you got the names. Will Chamberlain is the Rookie of the Year award. Michael Jordan, MVP. Hakeem, DPOY, defensive player. Will Chamberlain, Rookie of the Year. Six-man, John Havlicek.
Starting point is 01:47:05 Most improved, George Mikan. I know your pops going to be mad at me for not knowing who that is still. Clutch player, Jerry West. I'm not mad at most of them. Pop going to be mad at me too. Why? If you don't get John Havlicek and George Mikan the fuck out of here. Well, I just can't be rookie of the year, my man.
Starting point is 01:47:28 Put John Havlicek in front of Steph Curry right now. I'm not mad at all. The part that is weird to me is it's presented by Kia, so your trophy got Kia written on it in big block letters. Oh, you damn right it got Kia written on it. You was giving them billions out to NBA. NBA is selling ass. They are.
Starting point is 01:47:44 They are selling ass. They are. They are selling ass. They had to find a way to get more money from Kia. You can't just keep putting a Kia up for the air for Blake Griffin to jump over. Blake Griffin can't even
Starting point is 01:47:53 dunk no more, so he can't keep jumping over the car. Fuck you, Dora. Shout out to Blake. He sold spaces on the jerseys. You wouldn't feel, nah, but you wouldn't feel
Starting point is 01:48:01 a little way if you got a trophy that just said Kia on it? No. Kia's are nice Kia on it? No. Your Kias are nice now. They are nice. They are. I'm not Kia shaming. I would be mad if I had an insurance company on my shirt that looked like I play in China.
Starting point is 01:48:15 Nah, I'm not tripping off that. I don't love that. I don't love that. That shit look tacky. That shit is terrible. Huh? I don't want it. No, I don't want any type of brand on it.
Starting point is 01:48:24 What if in 10 years, you find out that Kia is a terrible company? And again, I'm not Kia shaming, but put any brand there. And now your fucking prize trophy of your career has got some nasty shit attached to it. Oh, I'm so glad that you said that. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:48:37 I'm talking about that. I still got my goddamn trophy. They selling ass, though. My contract incentive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you talking. That shit could... That shit could say a lot of things on it.
Starting point is 01:48:47 I don't care. Chevrolet. I'm going to scrape that shit right off. That shit could have a on it. Give me my money. This guy is different, yo. What's up?
Starting point is 01:49:02 What are you playing at? Electric car, if you want one. But no diesel-powered emergency backup vehicle or electric power generator for you. Buy some stock in Tesla. That's probably the best bet on that front. But you don't approve of the likes of Elon Musk, do you? Stop flying! Stop driving, for that matter.
Starting point is 01:49:31 Get on your bike instead in your three-piece business suit. In the winter, if you dare, I'll splash you with icy and salty sauce as I drive by in my evil but warm Ford Bronco SUV and help you derive the consequent delicate pleasure of your own narcissistic martyrdom. Oh shit, he going in.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Save the planet with your own choices. He talking. But quit demanding that the rest of us blindly follow your diktats. I play that to say, if my shit says Kia, then it just says Kia. I'm done taking a stand. Life is short, yo. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:50:13 I'm sitting down. A lot of it would be hypocritical, too, though. A lot of it would be hypocritical. Yes, sir. The vegan niggas be knocking niggas. That's what he's talking about, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like the vegans be knocking you, but you drive a Hemi, my nigga.
Starting point is 01:50:24 Shut up. What the fuck are you talking about? You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, dog, do you. I'm not mad that you're vegan. Don't critique nobody. Like, I'm joking when I be like, y'all niggas be eating oink,
Starting point is 01:50:33 but I'm not, I don't give a fuck. You get what I'm saying? Like, I'm not knocking somebody else. Them niggas be eating oink. Now you be a little passion buster and shit. TikTok showed me some
Starting point is 01:50:41 cancerous pigs they cutting up. Cutting the tumor out the pig and all that shit. Yeah. Pig be pussing. They feeding us the cancer pigs, yo. Them niggas look like the janitor with the big shit off his ear. Remember the big shit? Is that what it is?
Starting point is 01:50:58 The big shit hanging off his ear like a nut, like a ball. When I was a kid, I had trouble with them niggas. Yo, niggas. That's before I learned you couldn't stare at people. Yo, how old were you when you learned you couldn't stare or point at people? I used to be young. Wow, look at him. Look at him, mom.
Starting point is 01:51:20 Yo, oh, man. Mom, what's that on his ear? Yo. Dad. My grandmother always told me a story about when young, you just, kids don't be thinking. You just say whatever come to mind. Because they're pure innocent.
Starting point is 01:51:31 Yeah, but that pure innocence can get you a pure ass whooping. Now they just be curious, and they don't really be knowing that they offensive. Yeah. Yo, my niece told a nigga one time, yo, what's wrong with your lip? Her father was like, oh, yeah. Word up, yo. They all know, yo.
Starting point is 01:51:49 That's hilarious, dog. Yo. Oh, man. Why you say Chris Paul dirty, yo? Oh, no. The footage is... Chris Paul is the ultimate competitor. They got the new fed guy that goes in and starts investigating everyone's carries and shit. Oh, yeah. that's my man.
Starting point is 01:52:05 It's corny. But he got a style. He's got a style. No, he's hilarious. I don't like that. I just don't like when he calls out the carries because clearly the NBA has allowed carrying now. But that other shit, them walks. Yeah, some of the walks be crazy.
Starting point is 01:52:18 The walks is crazy. They do be. They get the ball and just start walking up there. Literally walking without putting the ball on the floor. But in real time, it's different. Because now you have put the John Morant inspectors out. They be killing them. But they be breaking it down in slow-mo.
Starting point is 01:52:36 But in real time, they don't necessarily look that. Because he fast as hell. Them niggas beat the Bucs by about 50 points. 40-something. Hey, hey, hey. I don't care. John Morant, let them get the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care. I'm going to let them get the calls. Oh, also, no, no, hold up.
Starting point is 01:52:49 90 seconds on anybody's sports team. Hold up. 90 seconds on anybody's sports team except Joe. Not too much on Joe. Not too much on Joe. At KMA last part, we had a lot going on. We didn't get to our sports section. True.
Starting point is 01:53:01 I don't have nothing to say. We ain't ready for prime time. We got smack. Get us out of here. I'm done with that. Ice should be down with me, but y'all still got a chance, right? It's fleeting.
Starting point is 01:53:14 Parks and Ish I'm more interested in because of their teams and every week is a new adventure. It is. Especially with us. Losing that game hurt us. Now, I was especially in the parks because, come on,
Starting point is 01:53:27 you watched your man go up against the boy. I did. Now, take it away. Mike McDaniel called an absolutely horrible game. Absolutely horrible game. Why are you throwing every first down 15 yards down the field? You have to do more than that.
Starting point is 01:53:43 You can't just rely on bomb plays. And I know you want to – Tua and him both want to prove that Tua can have an arm. He's done that. Cool. Like, don't be stupid. Like, you just – on the other side, homeboy, your man, your man crush, he's getting most of his shit right behind the line of scrimmage and within five yards.
Starting point is 01:54:03 He's just – moving the chains. And the line of scrimmage and within five yards. He's just moving the chains. And they're over here just throwing it away. I've seen him on a run. Terrible. Underhanded, throw shit. You just be like, yo, what are you doing? Nigga look like Spider-Man out there just doing some bullshit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:19 Herbert played a great game. Got to give him credit. And the defensive scheme they came up with was great. And we lost. Hey, real quick on sports, I just want to shout out to everybody that made the fantasy football playoffs in here. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:54:34 There's a couple of us in here. There's a couple of us in here. You beat me by like 60 points on the year. And you was bitching about that shit last year, I think, if I recall correctly. Yep. What? Missing, I'm missing
Starting point is 01:54:46 Because I think he missed it by points. By points. Yeah. That's how I miss this year. It is what it is. Gotcha. I'm going to hold down
Starting point is 01:54:54 the loser bracket. Corey got a squad. You got a squad too. Yeah. It might be you and Corey in the final. It might be him and Ice in the final.
Starting point is 01:55:01 Yeah, I don't know about that. Nah, Corey's team is tough. On sports, though, because the media been being so fucking heavy on Kyrie, all negativity, I ain't really seen many people talk about the donation he just put out. Shorty had a GoFundMe up, a chick trying to stay at Harvard. I mean, excuse me, Howard. And she put the GoFundMe up and was like, listen, you know, they put the amount that
Starting point is 01:55:25 they need. I think it was like six grand or something like that. And she had maybe 3,100 of the six grand. Kyrie just went and dropped 22,000 in there for her. For the whole year. Keep doing your thing. Like not even. He donates a shit ton of bread.
Starting point is 01:55:39 He donates and don't look for the. The publicity. Yeah, the publicity. It was something else that just happened, and he paid somebody's shit, like 80 grand, 70 grand. He just be throwing money around, you know what I'm saying? That's what's up. Yeah, and I just think that if he say or do something they don't like, it's everywhere. That's true. So when he do some shit like this, I just think-
Starting point is 01:56:02 It should be everywhere. It's Jersey. Exactly. Jersey. So salute to him. Big Jersey him Big Jersey Big Jersey You gonna give us
Starting point is 01:56:08 Your Cowboys breakdown Yeah I called it First I was joking I said that we had to buy But I also right after that Said yo dog The Cowboys are a headache
Starting point is 01:56:17 You ain't the only one That called it Somebody put a call in too You think Nigga I watched that game Stupid yo A phone call came in there And said hey what are y'all doing?
Starting point is 01:56:27 Y'all are supposed to lose Act like it And they stopped playing I don't think so I don't think so I think The Cowboys just played To the level of competition
Starting point is 01:56:39 Yo we take everybody light Until the niggas You could tell the niggas like Niggas focused on in practice You know what I'm saying? Like we playing Mahomes And them niggas would You could tell the niggas like niggas focused on in practice. You know what I'm saying? Like we playing Mahomes and them niggas would be up for the challenge. We playing Brady.
Starting point is 01:56:50 People would be up for the challenge. When you playing the bad loose bears, we going to win by seven. Dog, you saw in the last play, the Hail Mary? I did. The receivers went like this. It was seven cowboys standing there. No, the receivers watched the ball. Didn't even try to make a play.
Starting point is 01:57:08 Ain't even try to make a play. We can't win this game. We got the call. I hear you. What game you talking about? The Texas and Cowboys game. Because they was getting what it was. They was on your ass and then. Slow down.
Starting point is 01:57:22 Even with that game. I don't know what Kellen Moore be doing you want to talk about Jokers calling bad games the Cowboys could damn near
Starting point is 01:57:33 be undefeated this season if he was a better OC he's horrible B and you passed 90 seconds
Starting point is 01:57:38 and you passed 90 seconds yeah I was waiting for you you hold your same position on Tua and... Yeah, I still like Tua.
Starting point is 01:57:47 No, that's not... Over Herbert. We like Tua, too. Oh, okay. Tua and Herbert. Uh-huh. Yeah, I still like... I still would have...
Starting point is 01:57:54 If running back, I still like it. Fox is so full of shit. I'm not. You can now watch that game and say that. I don't think you watched the game to say that. Like... I watched that game. I saw Justin Herbert put that ball in places
Starting point is 01:58:06 that probably only two other people can do it. And Tua, when he's got the plays called correctly for him, was doing the same for fucking eight weeks in a row. Tua had 135 yards. Okay, in that game. He also had 400 and something and six touchdowns against Baltimore. Don't lie.
Starting point is 01:58:23 He had a bad game. It happens. It was a bad game. It happens. And it was a bad play call game. The defense, they jammed the receivers at the line of scrimmage and they did not adjust. I'm on you
Starting point is 01:58:31 until you change your... I'm not going to change my opinion. Me and my team is happy with Tua. Him and the Chargers are happy with Herbert. Fucking Philly's happy with... I forgot that there was one pick apart too though.
Starting point is 01:58:42 Yeah. I forgot there was one pick apart. Cincinnati's happy with Burrow. So... You one pick apart, too, though. I forgot there was one pick apart. Cincinnati's happy with Burrow, so... You don't take two over, Burrow. That is not what we do at podcasts. We argue about things. No, I was about to say, I was saying how you judge them with Burrow.
Starting point is 01:58:56 Because Burrow is the best dude out there. Yeah, for sure. Not a top 10 quarterback. Gotcha. Burrow's... Dak is not a top 10 quarterback. Back to you. Is Dallas becoming a team that is winning despite Dak? Now, that sounds harsh. Cowards. But right now, Dallas has a top three scoring defense.
Starting point is 01:59:14 He's kind of. 32 teams. They're top three. This is an elite. I disagree with him a lot, but I love him. They are a top seven rushing team. 32 teams. I'm just glad you're here.
Starting point is 01:59:24 Top seven. They're a top seven rushing team. 32 teams. I'm just glad you're here. Top seven. Yet Dak is one of three quarterbacks that has more picks than games started. The other two are Matt Ryan and Davis Mills. You don't care? No, you conveniently picked a stat that was his favorite.
Starting point is 01:59:43 I thought he was going to give me something else. A top 10 quarterback is not your biggest problem heading into the playoffs. Like, that is not the Cowboys' biggest problem. I can think of a few other things that alarm me a lot more. Terrence Steele, right tackle who's been having a hell of a season, just tore his ACL and his MCL. He's gone. Now you're looking at, even with Tyron Smith coming back,
Starting point is 02:00:01 you're probably talking about playing either Jason Peters, who's played on the right side one time since 2005, and it was on Sunday, at right tackle through the rest of the year, including the playoffs, or moving Tyler Smith, who's never done that, the rookie, over to right tackle. That's a hell of a lot more concerning to me. It's concerning to me that Jordan Lewis and Anthony Brown are out for the year. That's two of your top three corners. Trayvon Diggs is nice, but now you're talking about rookies
Starting point is 02:00:28 and guys who have never played manning the other side of your defense against the league's best. That is a hell of a lot more concerning to me. The Cowboys are second in offensive efficiency since that came back from his injury. Last three games, they lead the league in third down conversion rate. Last three games, they lead, or sorry, they're third in the league in third down conversion rate. Last three games, they lead the, or they're, sorry, they're third in the league in red zone conversion rate.
Starting point is 02:00:48 They're 85%. I don't care about all of that. I do think you can go far without a top 10 quarterback. Absolutely. But I think that it's a system. Andy Reid is a monster at it. What do you think about what he said? I agree with everything he said.
Starting point is 02:01:04 I think that the Cowboys don't really necessarily win or lose with deck right i think that we're the worst pin up every fucking year we're the one of the worst penalized teams in the league pre-snap penalties have cost us games you know i'm saying like literally the last game we lost it was because pre-snap penalties in the red zone. We get first down, bring it back. Get a first down, bring it back. You can't keep doing that and win games. Some people are happy, no disrespect, that
Starting point is 02:01:33 Anthony Brown is out. I'm not one of them. I think he's hit or miss. The Lewis shit. And then the line, you can't win football games without the line. And we run the ball pretty well. You know what I'm saying? With the combination of Zeke andacts. And we run the ball pretty well. You know what I'm saying? With the combination of Zeke and Pollard,
Starting point is 02:01:47 we run the ball well. When you take away linemen, yo, it kills you. Absolutely. So, facts. Remains to be seen. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:01:55 All right. That's my sports talk. Damn, you just ain't going to jump in at all, huh? We trash. My team is horrible. I like the Giants. They're not horrible.
Starting point is 02:02:04 I like them. They're on the trajectory. And I'm going on record as saying I like the Giants. They're not horrible. They're on the trajectory. And I'm going on record as saying I like Danny Dimes. Hey, remember, everybody had bare minimum expectations for them this season. I can't really be that. I think they're starting to quit. I think mentally they're starting to quit. I don't think that.
Starting point is 02:02:18 I think that teams are starting to figure them out. Rookie coach, kind of similar thing to what's going on with Mike McDaniel. Eventually, you're going to hit that rookie stumbling block as a coach. You got to make some adjustments because you've been doing whatever you could do. Who y'all got this week? Buffalo, Saturday. Tough game. Game Buffalo.
Starting point is 02:02:35 Y'all got a trap game. What's that mean? Who y'all got? No, don't y'all got. Jacksonville, right? Oh, yeah. We played like, yeah. We don't really got no monsters except the Eagles left.
Starting point is 02:02:46 Jacksonville is putting up 30 points. They're not terrible, yeah. They're not terrible. That's a sneaky game. Sneaky game. And they defense good. Yeah, they're another on the rise team. Anything else?
Starting point is 02:02:55 Anything in music? There's a lot of good albums today. Ice, wait till hour number three to tell me about Yams. Come on. Tell you about Yams. Oh. See? Trash.
Starting point is 02:03:04 I told you when you first got here um i was telling you about qc before that but um what about oh one it looked like uh they might sell the warner for 450 million really wow you can't be mad at that money 450 can't be mad at that. Get that money. 450? Can't be mad at that. Get that money. That's what's creating empire. That's amazing. Quick 10 years.
Starting point is 02:03:30 10 years. Quick. Quick 10 years. Nice. Round of applause to those guys. Half a beat. Hell yeah. And they were doing pretty well for those 10 years.
Starting point is 02:03:37 Plus all the money that they made during the 10 years. And now I can start my catalog from now. Like I'm not done. Can't be something like that. And they deserve to be in that billionaire club. He had an interview where he was talking about he went to everybody that he knew, like niggas on the street that he knew,
Starting point is 02:03:57 mad people that he knew, and he was asking them, like, yo, get down with this, get down with this, I need a couple dollars, you know what I'm saying? Get down with this, and everybody shut the door on his face. Nobody had the vision, and so now... Yep. You know what I'm saying? Get down with this and everybody shut the door in his face. Nobody had the vision and so now,
Starting point is 02:04:07 you know what I mean? Like that, yeah. Gotta love it. They earned it. Gotta love it. Gotta respect that. And it gives you the ability
Starting point is 02:04:13 to now pivot and do other shit as well as music. Like all your eggs not just necessarily in that one basket. You know what I mean? You can start fucking with
Starting point is 02:04:21 whatever. Fucking J Prince just bought an island close to Belize. Bought the island. Different type of money, bro. And I see stupid ass internet. No, they should have sold for more than that, bro. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 02:04:37 Shut up. Y'all don't know shit about shit. Y'all got, I'm with Joe. Y'all got to shut the fuck up sometime. Yeah, you just got to come in here and tell him. Yeah, man, y'all got to shut up. But yeah, so the Sweet Yams remix. Oh, wait, before we move sports, I want to tell y'all this about LeBron
Starting point is 02:04:52 because LeBron is hilarious. LeBron says when a fan asks him, when a fan asks if he'll cry when he breaks Kareem's scoring record, he says, if I'd win another championship, I'd cry. Not's scoring record. He says, if I'd win another championship, I'd cry. Not no scoring record. I didn't even try to break that record. I love it.
Starting point is 02:05:13 Love it. Come on. What? Come on. Makes sense. I like it too, even if he lying. I was just assessing.
Starting point is 02:05:21 Even if he lying, I think I still like it. Yeah, you playing. It's up on you, Kareem. That's it, yo. Exactly. It's up. We don't care about the points you scored and all that shit you did.
Starting point is 02:05:29 Now leave it there. Oh, I broke that? Leave it there. I don't even want the game ball. Yeah, I don't do passive aggressive. I do aggressive aggressive. Keep that. Yeah, nah.
Starting point is 02:05:38 It's up. I'm just doing my job. Yeah, I'm just here to work another day at work. The points are a byproduct of me just doing my... You got to talk that shit out. Brian ain't bad, yo. All right. Bryce, back to you in the music. Yeah, I'm just here to work another day at work. The points are a byproduct of me just doing my... You got to talk that shit, man. LeBron ain't bad, yeah. All right, Bryce, back to you and the music. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 02:05:49 Your man put out Big Jersey again. Fetty Wap drops the Sweet Yams remix. Okay. Featuring Charlie Wilson and Ronald Isley, bro. Oh, shit. God damn. I didn't see that. Nah, I got it.
Starting point is 02:06:04 I got it for you. Don't worry. Wait, I got it for you don't worry I got it for you you knew I had that record we're team first of all if I'm a say go I'm fucking all these things I ain't gon' lie to you Can I get to the yams? Sweet yams Show me the way Cause I got bills to pay Can I get to the yams? Sweet yams
Starting point is 02:06:38 Show me the way Cause I got bills to pay. Can I get some money? I'm up early for the games, but my lonely need no friends. Keep it going, never end. That's not the remix, y'all. That's the wrong one. Yeah. Let's play it somewhere.
Starting point is 02:06:55 Yo, Fetty getting a lot of money. That shit sound good right there. No, no, no. That's the wrong one. No, this is the wrong one. That shit sound all right. I was sitting over here like. This one going to the trash.
Starting point is 02:07:03 This one going right to, you sure you want it? Yeah. I got you. Yeah, I'm sure. Let's keep it going up. Yeah, delete. Get out of here. All right.
Starting point is 02:07:12 Ew, your phone sound trash. That's the cord. It always do that. No, it's the cord. It should be low for some reason. Yeah. What's up, man? All right.
Starting point is 02:07:19 Can I get to the dance? It's the cord. Sweet dance. I'll boost you later. Show me the way. Can I get to the games? Sweet games So made a way Cause I got bills to pay Can I get to the games? Sweet games So made a way
Starting point is 02:07:40 I got me a game Can I get to the games? Ooh, got me a full head. I think I'd like a full head version of wine. Yeah, you had enough with Fetty. Can I get to the yams? Ooh, you dropped a bomb on me, baby. So I stand and move them yams on you, lady. Wait for the night, girl. I cook up inside, let you know when it's time for me to get to the yams.
Starting point is 02:08:00 Sweet yams. Oh, wait. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Can I get to the yams? And for dessert, can I get to that cake? Uncle Charlie don't make no mistakes. This is my special day.
Starting point is 02:08:20 Pass me those yams and I'll share you my face. Yo, that's great. That's gold. Charlie, don't make no mistakes. I'm a Sego. I'm fine. Every last one. Shouts to Fetty, man.
Starting point is 02:08:34 Shouts to Wild Bubble, everybody over there. She's shouting everybody out by my Sego. Go ahead. Yeah, man. It's Big Jersey, man. What you want me to do? Hey, hey. They called.
Starting point is 02:08:43 All right. If Jay-Z would have called charlie wilson and ronald isley to get on my pump it up remix and not call me you would have been out of here even more i'm just saying how you go get the greatest people in the world on my song and make it your song and i'm right here still i let you get your shit off for Thanksgiving. You made my shit. You didn't call me or nothing. Yeah, but guess what? You know what they paid,
Starting point is 02:09:08 right? Masego Light Publishing. You know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't tripping. I ain't tripping. You might not be tight if you got it back. I ain't tripping.
Starting point is 02:09:16 I don't know if he own that master. I was about to say, if you don't own it, it's part of it. Yeah, I don't know who else wrote the song. That's the producer. God bless. Yeah, if you don't own it, it's part of it. Yeah, I don't know who else wrote the song. Whatever. That's the producer.
Starting point is 02:09:26 God bless. Yeah, but his instrument is in there somewhere. His instrument is in there. If we do a song together and I write the song and you use the beat for a remix, I'm still getting my pub off that bitch. Yeah, that's true, but still. Swag. Nah. You ain't trying to hit that shit.
Starting point is 02:09:42 I don't want to hit that shit. You ain't trying to hit none of it. Put my want to hit that shit. You ain't trying to hit none of it. Put my name on it. Put my name back on my slap. Especially if Charlie Wilson name is on there, too. Ooh-wee. Came on there, too. He did.
Starting point is 02:09:55 That's amazing how he don't never lose his voice. Word. Why does his voice still sound like that? And that nigga still goes on tour and makes a shit ton of money. Mm-hmm. God bless. Speaking of tours Your man went nuts
Starting point is 02:10:06 Yeah Who that? Your man Oh Bad Bunny Crazy But the crazy shit Half of Billy See who was number two?
Starting point is 02:10:13 No who was two? Elton John yo Made 300 mil on tour this year And they said Bad Bunny Was the second highest tour Grossing touring shit Like ever In history.
Starting point is 02:10:26 I forgot who it was that beat him, but it was like a retirement tour or something that he was on. This is nuts. And they getting Ticketmaster the fuck out of here. What? Who is? Somebody. Yeah, they just caught them doing some more shit. Oh, good.
Starting point is 02:10:40 Supposedly. That really tells the audience what happened. They just caught them niggas doing some more shit. Supposedly. That really tells the audience what happened. When I say they, when I say they, when I say they, they're going to be pushing for this breakup, this monopoly that they have on ticket sales. They be on some bullshit. Because even think,
Starting point is 02:10:54 even with the Bad Bunny shit, not saying that he don't deserve his props, but let's just say he was in bed with Ticketmaster. Just if. He was. Then you can't kind of, then you can't, you kind of take away from me breaking history
Starting point is 02:11:06 if it's an asterisk next to it. No, you don't. No, I still don't. Take it away then. Did I make $700 million? Yeah, word. Or 55 shows? Right.
Starting point is 02:11:17 Because he did that shit faster than the rest of them. No, he did it like 81 shows or some shit like that. Yeah, faster than them. It was something crazy. But the numbers was sick that he made. They put scissor tickets up for Madison Square Garden, and the nosebleeds was 550. Yeah, really.
Starting point is 02:11:33 And a shot of scissors, she's projected to do like 350. Wow, good for her. Dope. That's good. And see what I mean? All y'all that came out day one. I'm not talking to you guys. All y'all that came out day one talking about that was mid y'all opinions get quieter as the time goes on like when it's real musician
Starting point is 02:11:50 musicianship involved that'd be my only point some of that shit y'all be right about it'd be mid sometimes you gotta let it bake a little bit since the bbl was it's too great for trash to come out that was the first indicator that trash wasn't coming out. BBL's flawless. You thought she was about to put out some mid and have that great of a BBL? She ain't go to DR. No.
Starting point is 02:12:14 No, no, no. She had the recovery house and everything, right? Yeah, no. She did that. She might not have went nowhere. Hey, ship all them niggas over here to my other bedroom. Put the sheet down.
Starting point is 02:12:23 I might bleed a little bit. It's a fucking idiot. Oh, shit. Can't put out no trash with a good BBL now. That's fast. What else is in music? What else is in music? There's a lot of good music that came out today.
Starting point is 02:12:35 Shout out to Ab Soul. Shout out to Ab Soul. That's already in my top albums of the year. I know. That's a very good album. It's a really good album. Ransom and V-Don dropped a project Chaos is My Ladder
Starting point is 02:12:46 another great project from Ren Alchemist dropped a project it's a good day for lyrical hip hop Corey Guns and David Barr is my guys
Starting point is 02:12:52 dropped a project it was a good good week Bodie James dropped some shit I'll talk about it another time but Bodie James
Starting point is 02:12:59 dropped some shit we got our first posthumous is that the word posthumous posthumous a posthumous Dolph album posthumous posthumous posthumous. Is that the word? Posthumous. Posthumous. Dolph album. Post-hummus.
Starting point is 02:13:08 Post-hummus. After the hummus. After the hummus. Rest in peace, Dolph. Yeah, rest in peace, Dolph. That dropped today. You know, in my wheelhouse. Dirk dropped another compilation with the OTF crew.
Starting point is 02:13:21 I ain't get to listen to all this stuff. Too much. Me neither, but I'll listen to the sweet lyrics. Nice lyrical hip hop. Got my day started in a good way. Jaquese Jop. Shout out to Jaquese.
Starting point is 02:13:31 King R&B. R&B. You know what I mean? Got a couple slaps on there. Tory's on it. Is that enough for me? Yeah. Fire.
Starting point is 02:13:41 From what I heard, it was cool. Gotcha. I know Puffin Party dropped. Sex and the Porsche. Chris Brown and Tiger dropped. How you having sex and the Porsche? Porsche is a little too small for me to have sex in.
Starting point is 02:13:54 What Porsche? Any Porsche. What do you mean, Cayenne? That's the truck. Way not the biggest truck. Way too small. Oh, I'm smaller than y'all, Paul. And there's shit in there.
Starting point is 02:14:04 Like, there's middle consoles. This is tight. This could tighten there. Man, listen. What'd you say I'm smaller than y'all, Paul. And there's shit in there. Like, there's middle consoles. There's tightness. Get tight in there. Man, listen. What'd you say? You smaller than us in every way? Niggas have gotten it in. Car sex is not.
Starting point is 02:14:14 Car sex is trash. Car sex is terrible. Car sex, shower sex, all that shit trash. Good old bed sex. Couch sex. Floor sex. Little couch sex. Yeah, floor.
Starting point is 02:14:22 Little floor. I understand how car sex with a condom can make you want to get out floor. Little floor. I understand how car sex with a condom can make you want to get out of there. I do. I understand how sex with a condom can make you want to get out of there. I do. I get it.
Starting point is 02:14:31 I've been uncomfortable in there. She trying to show you how to do it because she's a little ho. She done did this shit a million times. Different cars. Different car hot ass. What suburban is this? Is this the one right there?
Starting point is 02:14:43 What edition is this? Is this a one with that? What edition is this? Is this a 2019 or a 2020? Put it in the old body style. Put the back row down. The back row go down? Yeah, there's a button back here. Yeah, the button. Fucking harlot.
Starting point is 02:14:55 That's funny. You little hot Jezebel. Remember my early 20s? I used to be fucking in the cars. Way back then, right? That's what I said. Can you pull the mic closer to you, please? Since you want to whisper at me? Way back then, right? That's what I said. Can you pull the mic closer to you, please? Since you want to whisper at me.
Starting point is 02:15:07 Way back then, yes. Yeah, let your girl hear what she's saying. No. It was in his 20s. Back in the K-Car. Y'all girls listen to the pod? Religiously. My girl listen to the pod.
Starting point is 02:15:17 I knew they did. I was asking if it fell off a little. No. My girl listen before I got here. No, my girl loves the pod. Before I got here. She did. Yeah, same. My girl's an avid podcast No. My girl listened before I got here. No, my girl loves the podcast. Before I got here. She did. Yeah, same.
Starting point is 02:15:26 My girl's an avid Joe Budden podcast listener. My girl love the podcast. When your girl love you, she just want to hear you, right? Yeah. Can't be bad. And she want to make sure you ain't say no bullshit.
Starting point is 02:15:35 They want to police you too, nigga. What the fuck is she talking about? They want to police you too. Yeah. What the fuck you talking about? Why Joe did that? I'd be like, I don't know. Oh.
Starting point is 02:15:46 It's just Joe. Yeah, it don't know. It's just Joe, huh? Yeah, it's just Joe. It's funny, my girl be like, why'd he do that? There you go. Hey, buddy. Yeah, there you go. You like, all right. If the sex is bad in the car and you're making me put a condom on, I'm faking a nut and I'm
Starting point is 02:15:58 getting out of here. And that's really bad if I have to fake a nut to get out of here. Faking a nut with a condom on is easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what the condom is there for. To fake a nut. I don't trust fake a nut To get out of here Faking a nut with a condom Was easy Yeah yeah That's what the condom Was there for To fake a nut Trust you I'm getting out of there Listen two things
Starting point is 02:16:09 If I gotta do during sex Faking a nut without a condom Was easy too If I gotta fake a nut During sex I ain't supposed to be there And if I'm thinking about My girl during sex
Starting point is 02:16:17 I'm out You alright You ever break up with your girl And now you fucking a chick And now you just thinking About the girl That really taught you The right way It's like alright I your girl, and now you fucking a chick, and now you just thinking about the girl that really taught you the right way. It's like, all right, I shouldn't be here with you.
Starting point is 02:16:29 Y'all niggas lost me at faking the nut. You never faked a nut? You never did that? No. I never did it until I heard a guy say that he does that. I heard men say that they do it. I never tried that. I never tried that.
Starting point is 02:16:38 I just sit there and stroke to death. No, I just want to get out of here. I'll kill myself and get it out. No, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. How the quarterback say when... Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we out of here. We abandon this myself and get it out. No, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. How the quarterback say when... Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we out of here. We abandon this whole play.
Starting point is 02:16:47 I graduated from... But you don't use condoms. Okay. How you fake a nut with no condom on? Spit. No, I'm not trying... I'm asking. You pull out and act like you did in your hand.
Starting point is 02:16:57 Who's pulling anything out of anywhere? Just act like you... You nutted in... Shut up. She's going to know. I got clipped. He got clipped. But you're still nut, you said got clipped but you still nut you said
Starting point is 02:17:05 yeah you do still nut I'm not trying this is for education I'm not even trying to be funny I know what you're saying but it could be like the times that I have done it it might have been like
Starting point is 02:17:16 you said you had a minute around yeah it's been like a round or so down the line like a couple rounds later I ain't wanna finish this I'm done
Starting point is 02:17:24 so I ain't shooting so finish this. I'm done. So I ain't shooting nothing. So you're giving them the seven minutes times five. No, bro. I'm just saying. I'm not shooting nothing anyway. I'm not shooting nothing anyway at that point.
Starting point is 02:17:34 I've had that happen. With a condom, you just rip it off and you rush. No, he's the man. No, I'm not the man. I'm just telling you. What he's describing
Starting point is 02:17:43 don't sound like the man. No. He said you rip it off running the bathroom. That nigga said, yo, we are so many rounds in that ain't nothing coming out. I haven't done that since I was in my early 20s. You don't drink. And ice is shorter than us.
Starting point is 02:18:01 So we don't know how much. What does that mean? I don't know how much of a cum bank your shit hold. You know how they got the small Louie D't know how much of a cum bank your shit hold you know how like you know how like they got the small Louie Duffel and the big Louie Duffel yo
Starting point is 02:18:11 what's wrong with you yo I don't know the small Louie Duffel I don't know how much cum is in correlations and nut
Starting point is 02:18:18 it's crazy you know how crazy I gotta go to run out of nut word I gotta go crazy on myself right dog
Starting point is 02:18:22 I haven't done that in a long time bro now if I don't wanna have the sex I stop it crazy on myself. I haven't done that in a long time, bro. Now, if I don't want to add to sex, I stop it. Alright, I'm done. I ain't got to that point. I'm getting out. I'm out of here. Yo, you got it this round. I'm done watching TV. I can get up, grab the remote. I don't think nothing about it.
Starting point is 02:18:37 That sounds like a fight. Just mid, yeah. Just mid-sex? Nah, I should have a good credit with whoever this is. No, but a lot of times women will feel slighted if you don't come. You shouldn't base your decisions on what women feel. Yo, play your sleeper, son. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yo.
Starting point is 02:18:57 We not doing that. Yeah, what Cleo Soul did. Word, word, word. Let me let this snow a leg for a minute. Come on, what she did. The sarcasm is not sarcasm if I have to explain it
Starting point is 02:19:07 to you. You on your own baby. Alright man. Well that's normally the case. Savannah Rae featuring Dylan
Starting point is 02:19:19 Sinclair. This record is called Last One. Friend of the show. We fuck with Savannah on this side. Lose your body. We fuck with Savannah on this side.
Starting point is 02:19:26 Lose your back. Fire fight away. You putting them flames out. Kerosene, babe. It's good to be picky. Stingy with that cookie. Stingy with that mm-mm. Kept it warm for me.
Starting point is 02:19:41 Had a couple suitors. Had a couple looters. I't takin' up for them Gotta step them shoes up Big stepper, stepper, ayy Love letter, ayy Something about you Feels so brand new Climbing your walls Love watching London fall down, low Nothing before matters no more I'ma be the last one to love you now
Starting point is 02:20:22 Love you now, love you now Nothing before matters no more I'ma be the last one to love you now Love you now She's a swan, she's a queen, she deserves it all And I thought that I'd be best alone She's self-made, she don't play When we played she came
Starting point is 02:20:57 Okay, I'm okay Knowing that I'm choosing you for the rest of my life For a one-up rules for you, can I say alright? Right by your side Something about you Feels so brand new Climbing your walls Love watching honey fall down
Starting point is 02:21:24 Love nothing before Love watching honey fall down, love Nothing before matters no more I'ma be the last one to love you now Love you now Nothing before matters no more I'ma be the last one to love you now Love you now Rare new music, that is Savannah Rae featuring Dyke Dillon Sinclair Brand new music that is Savannah Rae featuring Dylan Sinclair.
Starting point is 02:22:11 Record is called Last One in your phone on DSP's Right This Second. Make sure you check that out. All right, we have our first mention of rap lyrics in the Meg trial. Our first mention of rap lyrics, Tori's plays the track, Bustin' Back. The Kelsey diss track makes her read and repeat the lyrics four times. Bam. Just saying.
Starting point is 02:22:36 Lyrics and court. It's been a consistent topic. I can't say anything about it. So it's messy courts. You're absolutely right. Trial is messy. It's different. Y'all going to blow up my diss tracks.
Starting point is 02:22:50 Damn, I can't even diss somebody. I can't even get my shit off. Kelsey, I'm sure you know how rap works. Not in this court. No. I don't know if they know how rap works in this court. And we failed to mention that Young Th thug in his trial got received some good news some of that evidence that that was illegally obtained in his phone and through searches in
Starting point is 02:23:12 his house uh will not be able to be presented in court so round of applause for young thug good for him definitely and good luck good luck with his trial. Should be starting soon. Because even something that we don't be talking about is, in hopes to catch the crooks, oftentimes the police become crooks themselves and start breaking the law, and that's some bullshit. Like, if you want to catch me, nigga, catch me the right way. You know what I'm saying? Don't resort to what we was doing to catch me.
Starting point is 02:23:41 That's a bar. All right, I'm going to Detroit I'm gonna play how I'm living by peasy Hey Marco Spent a half a million with Gary, I gotta flex Put that lil' shit in your pocket, I'm not impressed Pandemic came, he was ballin', now he in debt I just spent 30 racks on Rodel, that's not the set, yeah You say my name, gotta say it with some respect I been doin' this shit 10 years straight, bitch, I'm a vet
Starting point is 02:24:27 Smokin' jokes up, you can smell it right through the plastic Knew he was gon' fold that warranty before it happened Ghetto boys, we an army, yeah, I'm a captain Upgraded my living, I stand matches Missed the phone card from the label I was trappin' Then I put the bag down, now I'm a full-time rapper, nigga Last nigga played with us, you know what happened, nigga We put teddy bears on corners, I ain't just rappin', nigga
Starting point is 02:24:47 Last love was caught in the middle, I told him rap it different If you scared, call the pastor, nigga I done seen it all, what's the worst that can happen, nigga Mama went around and I don't really know my daddy, nigga Rich nigga in the foreign, eatin' White Castle, nigga Had to learn the charges to the game, pay your taxes, nigga Don't run her, so I'm wearing Air Maxes, nigga I can't pay attention to you, you ain't in my bracket, nigga
Starting point is 02:25:07 Shit that make you laugh and make you cry, but I ain't laughin', nigga Used to borrow hundreds from my cousin, I ain't have it, nigga Spent 60 on a watch, but I ain't braggin', nigga Judge gave my nigga life in jail, he say he tired of livin' My other homie had life and then he got some rhythm I got street credit, I ain't never been to college, nigga Come to think about it, I ain't wanna go Rojas call me with a pint of Trish, but I don't want it though
Starting point is 02:25:28 I can tell you something about your bitch that you don't wanna know Truthfully, I don't cherish money cause it come and go I miss the old days, wish I could rewind that You can buy a Rollie, but can never get the time back Still on probation, I can't smoke, I need a wine black Take one of these rap niggas' chains and make them buy a bet Was in the feds in my unit, eating raps 2021 Benz coupe I ain't riding Latin Quarter million dollar rap check that I ain't signed yet
Starting point is 02:25:51 Made a couple million independent I ain't signed yet Brody say he tired of killing now he trying to rap Let me see your documents cause I don't sign raps Catch me first class on Delta and I flyin' Jets Never stood in line about yours I was buying crack Real nigga forever that's how I'm comin' I'll probably never be the president Cause I ain't runnin'
Starting point is 02:26:08 Dead presidents in my pocket Bought a hundred Gay niggas everything I had When I ain't had nothin' Real nigga Now I got a whole lot of everything Don't I'm flyin' in the years Baby this is not a Range Rover
Starting point is 02:26:18 Bitch bad I put Alexander Wang on it Diamonds is a bitch best friend I put a chain on it That's How I'm Livin' by Peezy I like it Detroit man Nigga what's goin' a little bit Alexander Wang on it. Diamonds is a bitch best friend. I put a chain on it. That's How I'm Living by Peezy. I like it. Detroit, man. Nigga was going a little bit.
Starting point is 02:26:30 Yeah. They got some shit out there, bro. I heard it. He won. He won. It was lyrical hip hop day today for me. Alchemist dropped a tape called Sandwich. This is Roman Candles featuring Rock Marciano and Black Thought. I got the formula copped a 550 with the spoiler Bitch I'm kinda spoiled like a four year old Live in the flesh a real macaroni
Starting point is 02:27:08 My ring is old east like ring around the rosie Killa Hossa I'm reeling in a river monster The rock for my niggas is an honor Recording life not lyrics I was visited by spirits Your shit is inauthentic Genuine article like 9-11 with the fog lights with the arm all I write is hard white well alright the guns in the palm tight beef is on sight niggas didn't have the foresight and the y'all slippers can't get caught slippin' cause when
Starting point is 02:27:37 it's on and clickin' be like shit of water pippins rock the bucket like I'm fishin' who dissin' might come up missin' got a hundred bitches, grew up underprivileged Old dramas never water under bridges I still love the corners from a distance Keep a pistol where my dick is, this shit is biscuit I don't fit in, I'm still a misfit Uh, higher court shit, thought shit Triple black Maserati sport, skirtin' out the clear port shit
Starting point is 02:28:00 Auction at Sotheby's, I bought a red portrait The city of brotherlies, an ironclad fortress I'm at the orchestra, focused like Randolph and Mortimer Talking broken language like a foreigner The one and only that's more holy than matrimony I charge you and your homie with acting phony A real imposter, I'm deeper than the realest Rasta Alive's my bodyguard, no Kevin Costner Come get your life, augmented your images Schizophrenic, my memory photogenic
Starting point is 02:28:27 Return of the prodigal life, a periodical methodical type Game changer, call it audible life Well alright, y'all niggas rappin' on hype Your temperament is the equivalent of soft light Get caught trippin' and visit the mortician Right with the shortlisted niggas who support snitchin' I'm like ghetto gastro up in the kitchen. Embarking on this official astrophysical mission.
Starting point is 02:28:49 I broke the internet like an intermission. Raising a bar is like raising a partition. The messiah that stretch higher to catch fire. The empire of the motherfucking esquire. That is Roman Candles, Alchemist, featuring Rock Marciano and Black Thought. That was crazy. Yeah, man. The project's real dope.
Starting point is 02:29:09 He's got Rock Marciano. He's got the Griselda guys all over it. Shit is fire. Go ahead. No, you go ahead. I got to actually find it this time because someone's fucking streaming from my shit um so ish what do you have for us what you got for us man i'm playing what you got you're gonna play today sarah diamond the song is called you're it you're it okay all right play that slap it for
Starting point is 02:29:37 what ish press play tag it's tag press the little sideways triangle i way long after we've ended you can remember what it was like for me to be yours and you mine You got that Lovin' I want all the time Lean in, make you only mine How do you do it? Seems automatic, automatic, yeah When you're in the mood, I just want you to stay I don't want no one to touch me there
Starting point is 02:30:27 But when I look at you I get the tingles right down to my toes And it's all cause of you, baby I get the feeling that nobody knows Unless I let them get it Oh, I wanna hold you and tease you and please you until we are ready Love you so hard that it hurts and we'll do it again Oh, I can't overstate what it's like Baby, no, I wanna lay with you every night
Starting point is 02:31:11 And I wanna take you into my arms Sit with you underneath the stars I know that you're it for me And Sarah Diamond, you're it. Little white soul. What, man? What, yo? Parks is talking. But you got your...
Starting point is 02:31:44 I thought it was a nice song. Oh, yeah. That's what you're asking. That's what you're asking. I like the song. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Don't spill your Gatorade, my boy.
Starting point is 02:31:52 Yo, nobody's drinking Gatorade no more. You'll get fired, bro. Sun Kiss, whatever that is. Sun Kiss. That's Seamoss. How you find that? Oh, it's the R in Seamoss. How you find that?
Starting point is 02:32:02 I'm a music aficionado. Is she a nice looking young lady? I didn't see her. I have a job to do. How she look? I'm a music aficionado. Is she a nice looking young lady? I didn't see her. I have a job to do. How she look? Can you? I have a job to do. Oh, hey, I see.
Starting point is 02:32:12 If I was your girl, I'd be listening to this part too. I got a job to do. Oh, yeah, me too. You see, they asked Shaq about the FTX shit. He was like, I don't understand crypto. Good answer. Great answer. I don't know nothing about that shit, man. It's a great answer. Hell, yeah. I don't understand crypto. Good answer. Great answer. I don't know nothing about that shit, man.
Starting point is 02:32:27 It's a great answer. Hell yeah. I don't know nothing. You probably got some other Neo fire, yo. What? Something off his new album? That sent us out. He normally sent us out with a song and started just, nigga.
Starting point is 02:32:42 You told him that shit was trash in front of his face. I did not. Why y'all keep saying that? You did. I did not. You told him that shit was trash in front of his face. I did not. Why y'all keep saying that? You did. I did not. You did. Ne-Yo's my fake. Oh, my.
Starting point is 02:32:51 We heard it before, buddy. He is. We got it. Yo, you know that I fuck with Ne-Yo heavy. He don't know that, though. Everybody know it but Ne-Yo. Ne-Yo better than all of us. Ne-Yo was tripling down.. Ne-Yo was tripling down.
Starting point is 02:33:05 I mean, it was tripling down on that shit. Yeah, but that record he did with the Youngboy. But around track eight, that's when you really got into your shit. Like, yeah, that's when it was. But then he was like, wait, how many tracks are your shit? 10, right? No, 20. It's like 11 joints in there, right?
Starting point is 02:33:23 At track eight, nine, it really started to pick up. Hey, I've done it to it. Hey, yo, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Hopefully, I feel better, man. Until next time, we bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir. Remember, we are off the last
Starting point is 02:33:46 pod of the month and the first part of the month i think that's the i don't know the day last part of the year and first part of the next year yeah that's what i'm saying we are which happened to be the last part of the month in the first part of the month this year it's the 30th and third man we won't be 30th and third that's, man. We won't be here. 30th and 3rd. That's our recording. Yeah. Why you telling that, man? Okay, by that. So that's the 31st.
Starting point is 02:34:10 31st and the 4th. There you go. All right, we going, yo. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Bye, the baddies, whatever. I don't know, man. I'm gone.
Starting point is 02:34:29 Oh, leave me alone. Oh, leave me alone. Why that harmony? Wait, I saw you find the harmony. Wait, you hear this guy? Stupid love song. Stupid love song. Yo, Neo and Imani just be putting anything in the background. I'm letting go. I'm letting go.
Starting point is 02:34:52 Turning off the radio. Girl, I'm so sick of love songs. So tired of tears. So done with wishing She was still here And I'm so sick of love songs So tired and slow Why can't I turn off the radio? Why can't I turn off the radio?
Starting point is 02:35:15 And I'm so sick of love songs Everybody enjoy your weekend out there Y'all hold it down We'll be back next week Same time, same place Oh, wait a minute I got parks. Be careful at the mall.
Starting point is 02:35:26 6'6", 238, huge arm and mobile. Shut up, Kyle. Tua is 6 feet tall, 217, not hyperathletic, and has been hurt a lot. Tua has recorded six games in his career over 300 yards. Herbert had eight as a rookie behind the second- second worst graded O-line in the sport. Tua is having a better season. Yes. He got a massive upgrade at head coach, wide receiver, and left tackle.
Starting point is 02:35:52 Herbert has regret. You want to pause that for a second? You don't like his coach. His left tackle's gone. Okay. Number one, Tua's record as an NFL starter, 21 and 11, I believe. Justin Herbert's 22. Okay, 21-10. Justin Herbert's 22. Okay, 21-10.
Starting point is 02:36:05 Justin Herbert's 22 and 23. Okay, let's get that out of the way. Number two, Justin Herbert comes in. You said 22 and 23? Correct. Number two, Justin Herbert comes into the league. He's talking about, oh, Tua's got these weapons now. He had Keenan Allen and Mike Williams and Austin Eckler
Starting point is 02:36:20 coming into the fucking league. He had a way better team off rip. And Tua won more with a lot less. And his offensive line has the historically lowest graded PFF grade ever. Tua. He's parked. What's happening? He's not.
Starting point is 02:36:33 He's killing. He didn't cook. He just interrupted to say a bunch of points that didn't reply to his point. Replying exactly to his point. You don't know his point because you didn't let him finish. Go ahead. Let him finish. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 02:36:44 Center's been hurt. And Keenan Allen and Mike Williams. Now we got to start from scratch. Look what you did. Now look what you did. Bert is 6'6". Bert is 6'6". 238.
Starting point is 02:36:55 We'll start from scratch. Huge arm and mobile. Tua is 6 feet tall, 217, not hyperathletic, and has been hurt a lot. Tua has recorded six games in his career over 300 yards. Herbert had eight as a rookie behind the second-worst graded O-line in the sport. Two of the best wide receivers in the league. Do you let him talk? Yes.
Starting point is 02:37:15 He got a massive upgrade at head coach and wide receiver and left tackle. Herbert has regressed. Yes. We don't like his coach. His left tackle's gone. His center's been hurt. And Keenan Allen and Mike Williams are rarely available together. Herbert over Tua.
Starting point is 02:37:31 I believe if you asked every general manager privately in the NFL today, they would take Herbert. Absolutely. I would agree with that. His point was you judge quarterbacks about how they perform when things are going bad, not when everything is going great. That's all.
Starting point is 02:37:49 We'll just keep this ongoing debate going. I'm done. That speaks more to Parks' point, though. No, I don't think so. To his team in the first two years was terrible. His team has been trash. You gave him two receivers this year that go, and he cooked. To Parks' point. He gave him a lot more than that. I'm just saying. He gave him a lot more than that. He gave him two receivers this year that go, and he cooked. To Parks' point.
Starting point is 02:38:05 He gave him a lot more than that. I'm just saying. He gave him a lot more than that. He gave him better targets. He still has not had Austin Eckler, Keenan. No running game. Never had a running game. He's never had Austin Eckler.
Starting point is 02:38:17 Never had a run game. That matters. Big time. I would take Herbert because I think long term, he fares better. He just fares better in my opinion I respect that but
Starting point is 02:38:27 Tua's cooking up I won't rest until I get Parks on Chris Paul you want Chris Paul over here yeah that's fine I like this little battle
Starting point is 02:38:35 I'm cool with it yo y'all hold it down man everybody have a good weekend what's y'all weekend plans anything fun nah nothing going out I'm doing a streaming show
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