The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 590 | "The 4th Wall"
Episode Date: December 28, 2022In the final episode of 2022, QueenzFlip rejoins the pod, and the collective share how they all spent their Christmas (14:22), in addition to covering the verdict in the Tory Lanez & Megan Thee Stalli...on case (29:07). Also, it seems that peace is in the air as Fredo Bang & NBA YoungBoy end their beef (1:20:59). Next, Joe reveals he did not receive any gifts for Christmas this year (1:28:20) and Derrick Rose still getting buckets off the court (1:37:35). Lastly, the guys cover Netflix trying to end password sharing (1:49:23), Ja Morant's signature Nike sneakers are on the way (2:16:34), the guys recap the past year (2:27:37), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | C.S. Armstrong - “DENNIS RODMAN” Ice | Sauce Walka (feat. Babyface Ray) - “Black Kings” Parks | Your Old Droog - “Here’s Johnny” Ish | Alijah Kai - “Ultimatums” QueenzFlip | Frank Sinatra - “My Way”
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You good about me, man.
Thank you, Parks.
And I don't like how
they floss shamed you either.
You know what I mean?
Thank you, Parks.
Well, unless,
were you using plain floss?
No, I was using a name brand.
You got the minty shit
in there at least?
I'll use a string too.
Yeah.
Look, this.
I used the same one. Or a gel. Or. I'll use a string too. Yeah. Look, this. Yeah, I used to say that.
Or a gel.
Or a gel.
Or a bee.
Guide.
Glide.
You like sticks.
I forget.
What's up, fellas?
What's going on?
Gentlemen.
Good to see you guys.
Happy holidays.
Happy holidays. Try to blend in guys. Happy holidays. Happy holidays.
Try to blend in.
Try to blend in.
It's good to see you guys.
Strike two.
Strike three.
I'm in your life.
It's your life.
Put your headphones on.
Let me get my, you know what I mean?
Get right.
Put it on.
Let me get right.
Last part of the year.
Let me get right, right quick.
Fix my hat.
Button up. Blend. Loosen up the tie. There's no light on me, fix my hat. Button up the blend, loosen up the tie.
Yo, why there's no light on me, y'all?
I'm good.
I'm just making sure.
Why is there light out?
Yeah.
We ain't fucking up.
Yo, come on.
Emeril Live.
Come on, my nigga.
We ain't doing that.
All right, thank you, Emeril.
I was watching, remember Emeril Live?
Bang!
He remind me of that nigga, son.
He remind me of Emeril, man.
Okay.
We got Art, we got the King. We got the King. We got the King. We got the King. We got the King. I watched I was watching Remember Emeril Like bang He remind me of that
Nigga son
He remind me of Emeril
Man
Okay
We got Art
We got Emeril
Man
I don't fuck with Corey
His name is just Corey
He don't get no nickname
I hear him now
Library
Wait
Where's
My nigga Freeze
Where's Emeril from
Well Emeril
There was a man named Emeril
The chef
Chef No no I was just making sure That's who he was talking about Wait, where's Emeril from? Well, Emeril, there was a man named Emeril, a chef.
Chef.
No, I was just making sure that that's who he was talking about.
No, he remind me of Emeril.
Watch yourself.
Don't talk to me like that, bro.
Watch your lats.
Don't talk to niggas like your nickname. Protect your neck.
Hey.
It's good seeing you, though, bro.
We Ayo and protect your neck.
Ayo, can I just go?
We getting crazy. Are we recording?
Yes.
Where you got your teeth done at, bro?
Your shit glowing
in the dark.
Now talk about it.
You talk about all this other shit.
Fancy cars. Your teeth glowing in the dark, nigga.
Your shit glowing in the dark.
Get them
redone. You got too much money now to just be lazy to do that it's just
glowing oh you just fought go ahead you want to try to die again you just
fine cuz my shit is magnificent let me see fire fire the bottom like you know
yo he brings up a good topic y'all out there getting y'all say that y'all
getting your whole mouth full of porcelain veneers
for five grand,
and I got to see it.
That is what they saying.
They're going to Colombia.
Mexico.
Turkey.
So is basement.
Guatemala.
I'm with Parks.
Nah, for real,
but they getting their whole mouth done
and some of that shit look good.
It's not an ad,
but five grand,
I ain't pay that.
How much you pay?
Not important.
My dentist told me never to tell actually she told me the price to tell i ain't gonna
stun on y'all it was promotional i ain't gonna stun on y'all like that no it was not i don't
do that that's y'all panhandlers y'all panhandlers do that you got promotional teeth
you with your dan leather Leather jacket
It's not Daniel
It's Darucci
Stop doing that
With the fur
You're going to make me
Lose my situation
With them niggas
It's Darucci
Stop doing that
I don't know who
I didn't meet Daniel
Shout out to him
Shout out to him
I didn't meet that nigga
You got some version
Of Amiri on
I don't think this is Mike
You see me
I don't think this is
Mike Amiri
What is it?
This is some type of
Queens
Sean
Mark Amiri
Yeah This is Amiri from Marks I got a problem This is Amiri. What is it? This is some type of Queens, Sean. Is it Mark? Mark Amiri? Yeah.
This is Amiri from Mark's.
I got a problem.
This is Amiri from Mark-ass Buster's.
Are you dumb?
You got a nasty white t-shirt on, nigga.
Huh?
No, I don't.
You got a vintage.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
They got dirt on.
I don't like it.
What'd you do?
What'd you set by the steering wheel too close?
Are you dumb?
Where you see dirt on my shirt?
And stop smoking in the car with your driver.
So I don't like that.
And have some respect for them, man.
Are you providing them with air freshness?
I don't smoke.
Are we going to go driving?
Listen, Flip has a very important announcement to announce to our audience of millions.
I don't know what it is.
He also has promised to control the volume of his voice for our audience out there that
doesn't like people just screaming in their ear with fake Mary sweatsuits.
Nobody wants to hear that.
So now that we're here, we have a great time.
Flip is back by unpopular demand.
He weaponized his following and got all of y'all to spam my comments and say, bring him back again.
So we are here.
The J.B.P.
The J.B.P. Where would we be without the JVP huh how you feeling man I feel great good welcome back how you brothers feeling
amazing they ready I hope so no no I'm ready I wouldn't be a great leader if I didn't warn y'all. That. They looking for us this episode.
We here.
I'm telling y'all.
But I wouldn't be a, I have to tell you as, I understand.
Oh, that's why it flips back to, you know what I mean?
No, no, no, no.
No, I don't run from the fire.
I don't run from the smoke.
I come right to it.
Hey, you ain't got to look far for me.
You don't need a flashlight.
You don't need an Addy.
I pop right up.
I don't duck.
I don't duck. Why you pointing at me, don't come in happy like you too happy in the
morning I don't know what serial killer vibes you got going on man you smile way
too happy you in the middle of this you gonna be angry for no reason you get no
text message no nothing it's just going your mind I was happy to see you know
I'm saying why Barry don't you can't he was extra excited this morning yeah it was the pancakes like he heard you he was happy before see you. You know what I'm saying? I walked out. I don't know. He was extra excited this morning. Yeah.
It was the pancakes, man.
He heard you had some pancakes.
He was happy before he walked in smiling.
I didn't even think he could smile like that.
Came with his Palm Angels.
He got his Alexander McQueens.
He looks fly.
You look fly.
You all right.
And you got your plumber butt on my white couch.
No, I don't.
I don't shit on my couch.
Can I do my announcement?
You want to do an announcement?
I haven't started the pod yet.
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
Oh, man.
This nigga so stupid.
They looking for us, y'all.
We here, though.
They ain't going to look hard.
They ain't really hard.
They said it's going to be bad for us, too.
No, it ain't.
They said we tucked our shit between our legs and hit out.
Is that what happened?
Yeah, they was mad last pod.
Why y'all ain't wait for the verdict?
Because nigga, I got shit to do.
Yeah, look like.
Maybe it's Christmas.
Yeah.
Nah, how y'all going to be a number one pod and drop without waiting for the verdict?
Y'all knew that was the biggest thing that was coming in today.
All the verdicts should have came earlier.
It wasn't on us.
All right, I'm going to start this because they've been waiting to crucify us.
Let's get it.
I ain't going to run from it.
I ain't going to run.
What I'm a what
come in with the music right now oh the song yeah he's talking about that oh oh yeah mic check mic
check one two one two y'all already know what time it is time to finish the year strong shout
out to y'all we made it almost a few days to 2023 shit after the ladies with you
more time with family and friends more like my check one time to get it right
it's only me but I'm saying for sure shout out the way of y'all might be
listening from night Redditors what's good for heaven and dad and I know I
gotta pay Sam gang what's good?
M-Gang, what's going on out there?
Shout out to the parents listening.
We love y'all.
Wait a minute.
I want to thank God none of this is possible without him.
Shout out to the fans and the haters, first and last time listeners It go
Hey
Happy Holidays
Oh no Oh no Me stop playing my mom's not all there. We carry a lot of dead weight like a pallbearer
People who scared to tell the truth so it's all theirs. Oh, it's all there. We all square quick money I'm in and out my dad used to do this before flip. You notice
Don't worry. I got you all Stacy Adams and Lennon doubt is dropped after they made you leave Queens
Funny you recording your video Sandra Payson
And niggas dancing to your music
Trying to play you
You playing this nigga music
Change if we do get to do it
In another life
Where you from?
That's your boycott
That's your boycott, Drake
Joseph, look
That nigga's playing with you
Don't let that nigga
Play with you
Are you playing it?
Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro Sorry, bro They did chin-ups on the shit when I can't see it Pin-ups are makin' good and pan-bread's so sister
Inspired my old scriptures
Now that feeling's gone like them old pictures
Mixin' liquor got us both twisted
Words get so
Nah, you right
I ain't like that little video, you right
Exactly
Fuck what we talkin' about, fuck what we talkin' about
Put the shot at Henny, I'll be goin' brazen, brazen
Fuck what we talkin' about, nigga
They say my whole hood got a national investigation
They know they talk that sht dick talk, that's dick talk
And all we talk, that's dick talk, that's dick talk
Ten million dollars cash, fuck a friend
Started sitting, sir, about to beat their sense
Gotta keep that heat on the seat, yeah
You know we talk, that's dick talk, that's dick talk
I'm about to fuck this cash up on a new toy
I'm about to fuck this cash up on a new toy I'm about to fuck this cash up on a new toy
You can't understand what's going on
I'm about to fuck this cash up on a new toy
I'm about to fuck this cash up on a new toy
I'm about to fuck this cash up on a new toy
I can't believe the blood ain't on my shirt
Because he got hit close range
We be talkin' stick talk
We be talkin' bricks too
We be talkin' lick talk
And I'ma fuckin' lick my truth
I ain't got no manners for no shit
I'ma put my thumb in her butt
Put a shot of Henny out the door
Put a shot of Henny out the door
Put a shot of Henny out the door
Put a shot of Henny out the door
Put a shot of Henny out the door Put a shot of Henny out the door In her butt, nigga. Y'all do that? Yes. Yes, you do that? Not really flip? I don't talk about my personal business.
Oh, then get out.
I'll break the fuck this cash up on a new toy.
Break the fuck this cash up on a new toy.
You can't understand us, that's a two-star.
Tell the bad bands, run them straight through the machinery.
I'ma tell a lie.
I can see it in your eyes.
You on both.
I see kind God.
I'm with a body count.
Mine in the car.
Microphone check.
One, two.
What is this?
Best pod in the world.
Wide web. I ain't run from it. I ain't run from it. I'm here, man. Best pod in the world wide web
I ain't run from it
I ain't run from it
I'm here man
Fuck y'all thought
They thought it was something else
When it wasn't
Hold up
Get the drops out the way
Alright
I don't have a drop for you Flip
Cause I didn't ever expect to see you again
After I left
They said watch your computer
because it's blocking my camera that's on me.
Put some respect on my face.
Yeah, exactly.
Put some respect on my face.
I'm playing.
They didn't say nothing about it.
That's why he told you to watch it.
All he said was, no,
it's because it's blocking my face.
Your face is not the important one here.
But it's fine.
You're welcome.
Gentlemen.
Oh, I got to introduce this.
What episode we at?
590.
590, huh?
Them niggas said by episode 600 it'd be over.
They said it should be gone.
That's what they said.
That's what they said, huh?
Let them talk, man.
Welcome to episode 590 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored, and straight host,
Joe Budden,
here with a few of my
nearest and dearest.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Corey is here.
Flip is here.
There's some niggas in the back.
And Erickson is here.
There we go.
Art is in the building.
Shout out to Art.
My man, Emeril Lyle.
Art.
Ian, Erickson.
Bassey in the building. What up, Bassey? G-Money, we love you. It man Emeril Live. Art. Ian Erickson. Bassey in the building.
What up, Bassey?
G-Money, we love you.
It's fine.
JR, I love you, JR.
You good?
This ain't that type of broadcast.
Can I do my announcement, please?
Bass was good.
Bass is here.
How's everybody doing, man?
No, you got to wait.
We got to introduce people, talk to people.
Don't touch me like that, bro.
This don't even feel like a mirror.
This feel like a mirror.
Stop that.
Feel my shit.
Pause. Are you dumb? I said that. Feel my shit. Pause.
Are you dumb?
I said pause.
Never.
Gentlemen, how y'all feeling?
How y'all doing?
What's going on?
How's your mental health?
Your text thread?
Your DMs?
Personal life?
Parents?
Kids?
Friends?
Associates?
How's everything?
Everything's amazing.
Yeah, everything's great.
Everything's good, man.
Coming off the holiday.
I love you, bro.
Feeling great, bro.
Everything is always amazing.
No, it ain't always amazing.
Congratulations.
It's amazing right now, though.
Thank you.
Well, congrats for that.
Yeah, congratulations.
Why you ain't congratulating him over your pancakes?
Because he was eating pancakes too fast.
Pause.
Okay.
Just kidding.
Okay.
Everybody's feeling good, feeling great.
Feeling great.
Feeling great.
We got a lot to get to.
I need 90 seconds on Parks for Tua.
That's going to come.
What else we got to get to?
The verdict, I'm sure, we'll get to eventually Christmas.
Tell me about everyone's, what was that?
Christopher.
Christopher Columbus.
Jingle's hot birthday or something.
Yeah.
Chris Reed.
Come on, what was Christmas again?
Christopher walking.
Yeah.
What happened?
Keep on playing.
Christmas.
I hit my driver at 11 o'clock that morning.
Oh, man.
Poor guy.
I said what, though?
What y'all talking about?
I know.
I said what, though? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there you go. I said,, though? What y'all talking about? I know. I said what, though?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, there you go.
I said, you hear?
You need the day off or nah?
See, I know you're Muslim.
We know.
He's like, no, I'm ready when you are.
Oh, come right now.
I tricked you.
I tricked you, buddy.
Should have took the day off.
But what you did, though?
Huh?
I went to my dad's.
Well, no.
First, I went to get my son.
I woke up, went to get my son.
It was Christmas, so I walked in the house.
You know what I mean?
It's a holiday.
Move.
Walking in here.
Yeah.
What's up?
Move.
Move.
Get out of the way.
I'm walking in.
I ain't got to use the bathroom.
Move.
Sat on the couch, let my baby come down, see both his parents together, let him get a little
taste of that. He ran under the tree, got some gifts come down, see both his parents together, let him get a little taste of that.
He ran under the tree, got some gifts.
They was doing some exchange thing.
And then she tried to put us out.
And I was confused.
I was like, hey.
You heard a bump upstairs?
Is that what you're,
you think I'm that pussy?
Let's play into the joke.
I'm saying, you said she tried to put you out.
But what should I do if there was a bump upstairs
at my baby mom's house?
Nothing.
Leave.
Leave her.
I don't know about that.
Ain't shit you could do.
What can you do?
What are y'all talking about?
Stop it, yo.
What's a bump?
You can kidnap.
What is a bump?
What's that?
You hear somebody bumping around upstairs.
If you go to pick up your son and you hear somebody else upstairs rummaging around.
None of mine play with me like that.
Let me put that out there.
I'm not even playing like that.
If somebody play with y'all like that, please feel free to share your experience.
Damn not.
That couch over there.
Yeah, over there.
We don't play like that.
I don't know.
It'd be hell and hot water, nigga.
Salute.
Salute.
It wouldn't be me.
It'd be like Jesus done touched somebody's heart in that house, nigga.
It wouldn't be me.
Salute.
It'd be me.
But anyway, so she didn't.
So you're going to get healed. What? You said Jesus going to touch somebody me. But anyway, so she didn't. So you're going to get healed.
What?
You said Jesus is going to touch my heart.
You might get healed.
No, I'm not going to get healed.
They're going to get healed.
They're going to need some healing.
They ain't playing with me like that.
Come on.
Anyway, she didn't go under the tree to get me my present.
Okay.
So of course, I couldn't hold that in.
You asked about it?
You're fucking right.
Hey, dog.
What's up with my shit?
Lost in the mail.
You know how it is around the holidays.
I'm just telling you how my entire day went.
This is the morning, starting with...
Oh, man, you got so much.
What do you get someone that has everything?
I just didn't think you needed anything.
Say excuse me?
You couldn't get the pack of white T-shirts,
some cologne?
Socks, a little sock.
No nothing? You know, we'll get there one day you couldn't get the pack of white t-shirts, some cologne. Socks, a little sock. No, nothing.
You know, we'll get there one day
when we're able to gift each other things.
So we, well, I've been there.
I gotta been there.
I've been lacing you, you know what I mean?
And she just told me to get out.
I got out.
I felt a little sad.
You had a gift?
Huh?
You came with a gift?
I'm gift Gary. You didn't answer my question. No. Oh. I didn. You had a gift? Huh? You came with a gift? I'm gift Gary.
You didn't answer my question.
No.
Oh.
I didn't come with a gift.
But she has already been getting gifts throughout the course of the year.
I'm gift Gary through the year.
I understand.
But it's cool.
I know.
I understand.
So I let it ride.
I ain't saying nothing.
Cool.
That's a losing battle.
But then as the day just went on, I never got a gift from anybody.
Girlfriend to the side, of course.
We're not counting that.
I don't think I got a gift either.
I ain't get a gift from nobody.
I don't think I got a gift either.
My brother got me a gift.
He called, said he had a good year.
My older brother.
He was like, I'm going to get you something.
I was like, all right.
It's a cologne, but that was it for me.
And it didn't hit me until the next day when I went out and bought a bag for myself.
I was like, you know, try to cheer yourself up.
I'm going to buy me a little bag for myself.
I bought that shit.
I was like, why am I buying this bag?
Why nobody I know thought to come in here and find a bag?
But I didn't play victim.
I didn't.
I just bought the bag and left.
I'm going to get me a Christmas present, too, actually, now that you mentioned that.
Yeah, you got to.
You have to.
I deserved it.
You have to.
It's important.
Well, Pogs, I don't think so, because you just made fun of Santa Claus.
Like, you don't know who Santa Claus is.
I'm aware of.
Don't play with his name in front of them.
You think that's why I didn't get the gift?
Don't do that.
No, no.
We know what Santa Claus is.
Chris Kringle.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My bad.
My bad.
You know Santa Claus.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
You know what I mean?
Don't play with his name.
Don't play with his name, Parks.
You met him before?
Huh?
You met Chris before? It don't matter if I met him or not. Macy's, I met't mean to, you know what I mean? Don't play with his name. Don't play with his name, Paul. You met him before? Huh? You met Chris before?
It don't matter if I met him or not.
Macy's, I met him.
How you look?
I met him in Macy's.
He sat on his lap?
Never.
I met him as a kid.
We ain't talk about...
You just stood next to him as a kid?
You just stood next to him?
We ain't talk about Sean Kringle.
You definitely sat on his lap.
The one that's over there and Macy's in Brooklyn.
Nah, not Sean.
We talking about Chris Kringle and Macy's on 34th.
You definitely sat on his lap.
Are you dumb?
Never.
With the remote in his pants.
Yo.
All right.
No, no, no, no, no.
We not.
Come on.
We had a conversation.
He's got gold left.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We not going to do that.
You talking about some American fans.
You know what you co-signed, right? Yo, you just scooted about some American fans. You know what you co-signed, right?
Yo, you just scooted up a little bit.
You know what you co-signed, right?
What?
I was like, you talking about, articulate what you're saying.
You talking about grown man flip?
What are we talking about here?
You know what route you going?
No, you was young.
You didn't even know what was going on.
Are you dumb?
Never.
I'm Jamaican and Haitian.
My mother ain't like this.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
All right, stop playing with me.
Jamaicans just spew their hatred freely.
They surely do.
That's what they're saying.
They're saying something else when they say that.
Today.
Better stop before we believe this.
Moving on.
So that was Christmas.
Christmas was great.
I went to my dad's.
Shout out to you.
Ate.
Went to my mom's.
Ate.
That place is beautiful over there.
I'm hating.
I'm hating. Oh, the renovations and all that? It is's that place is beautiful over there I'm hating I'm hating oh the renovations
and all that
it is beautiful
it's lit over there
and I use the bathroom
over there too
I need one of those
toilets
I do now
facts I'm telling you
I didn't say a word
I'm listening
that shit
the lid go up
go down
wash your ass
play music
give you directions
shit is heated she got a gold
little rim around the shit pause that she's right I need one I'm toilets I
felt poor going back to my toilet now you need one I'm toilets cuz everybody
got to see everybody got you the bathroom so now look at your toilet when
you're gone kill family I did I did that shit Martha ain't even clean Under my toe Shit was nasty under there
Tore Martha up
The next morning
Yeah
I need one of those
Anyway
And that was my Christmas
Next day I went back out
To shop some more
For other people
I mean you the breadwinner dog
Yo I was out Christmas Eve
I thought about what you said
Yo niggas was fucked up
This Christmas
Yep
I went out Christmas Eve. I thought about what you said. Yo, niggas was fucked up this Christmas. Yep. I went out Christmas Eve.
Stores still had mad shit.
Usually, it's empty.
Like, niggas done picked through everything.
Especially like a Best Buy or something?
I went to Best Buy.
I went to Walmart.
I went to, where else?
Somewhere else.
But shit.
If a Best Buy is stocked at Christmas time, shit is bad.
I'm talking about stock to where, you know, they had a shit like in the middle of the floor?
That shit usually be looking like.
Bruh
I was like yo niggas is fucked up this year
PPP money gone
Yeah
Here come ish
Wasn't no stimmy
PPP wasn't no stimmy
Yeah that's
Last year niggas was turning up
Last year
But all my family had a real good Christmas
The kids enjoyed it
All the kids
My little brothers
Michael Paul's daughter
All the kids just had a great time.
So that's what it's about.
That's really what it's about.
And I ate well.
Like you mentioned gifts and shit.
My family, once you got a kid, that's it for your gifts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody got anything for my daughter.
My girl took care of me.
But the rest of the family?
Yeah, it's just for her.
But we all got a problem with that deep down inside, don't we?
We got a problem with that.
With what?
I want a gift. I don't care if you problem with that. With what? I want a gift.
I don't care if you want a gift for my kids.
I want a gift, too.
A t-shirt.
I don't really care.
A cologne like my man said.
It depends on who you are, yo.
I don't care.
I want a gift.
I care, because I be showing up for people all year.
Exactly.
It depends on who you are.
I show up for people all year.
I sent nine women in my family on vacation.
I did a whole scavenger hunt in the house and opened the door.
I sent them.
I don't care.
I want a gift. Even if it was a couple of years ago, I want a gift. Wait, what? From Queens. I want a whole scavenger hunt in the house and opened the door. I sent them. I don't care. I want a gift.
Even if it's a couple of years ago, I want a gift.
Wait, what?
From Queens.
I want a gift.
A couple of years.
You're so stupid.
You got a problem with that?
No.
You felt unappreciated, I guess.
Yeah, but as a man, you got to tuck that.
You don't have time for resentment because the gift is about you giving a gift because
you giving a gift.
Yeah.
Not because you want something every time.
Yeah, yeah.
It ain't about that.
So I had to tuck that. You can tell Ice Fella where he don't get gifts. I Nah, because you want something every time. Yeah, yeah, it ain't about that. So I had to tuck that in.
You can tell Icefield the way he don't get gifts.
I really, bro, I'm straight up like,
y'all know, he can't stand it.
Everything with me is my daughter.
So take Laysaw.
Now look what you made him do.
Shout out to you.
Like Laysaw, I'm cool with that.
Look, I respect that.
Look what you did.
I'm cool with that.
I got children.
I agree with him.
Not even 10 minutes in,
you made him say the D word.
I'm going to say it three more times.
But why you, why you,
you should be ashamed of yourself. Oh, here we come now. Promote it, promote made him say the D word. I'm going to say it three more times. But why you, why you, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, here we come now.
Promote it, promote it.
Here we go now.
Just because your son was there when you got your lipo
don't mean everybody want that type of relationship, yo.
Are you dumb?
Your baby mother kicked you out your crib.
Your son saw you had to leave with your head down like Charlie Brown.
Are you dumb?
No, he left with me.
He left with me.
Even worse.
He left with me.
That's my man.
Anyway, you guys, I traveled.
So I went down south.
So it was kind of short because we potted.
Oh, sorry.
First thing, Saturday I was gone.
Came back Monday.
But it was dope, though.
You drove?
Nah.
You got lucky, then. You see them flights was fucked up. Nah, I took the train. Came back Monday. But it was dope, though. You drove? Nah. You got lucky, then.
You see, them flights was fucked up.
Nah, I took the train.
Oh, okay.
1,500 flights got canceled, so I had to get on the train.
But it was dope, though.
It was for trains, actually.
It was kind of fly, to be honest with you.
The Amtrak?
That cellar joint?
That cellar joint.
Yeah.
Yeah, the cellar joint.
I don't even know what that is.
What is that?
It's a faster business train for the business people.
Then the Amtrak?
That's the train they built away from the mental health problems of society.
Where is that?
What?
In Manhattan?
You lost the shit out of me.
What are you talking about?
They got beds in there?
They got everything, depending on how far you go.
Where are they?
They leave out of New York.
It goes from D.C. to Boston.
Boston to D.C.
It's not the Amtrak.
It's Amtrak.
We don't care.
But back to my story.
Nah, so I took the train, went to Virginia, came back.
So it was dope.
Mad people ain't seeing mad long because I don't travel that much down there.
So that was kind of fly.
All right, I was on the edge of my seat for that.
What about you?
I just told you.
I just told you.
I spent it with my girl
We was in matching pajamas
The whole
All that shit
We had an amazing Christmas
Riveting
Yeah riveting
Loved every minute of it
Yo I'm not coming at you
No yes you are
But I'm ready though
I got my guns
I'm ready today
I'm here for all your bullshit today
I'm here for all your shit today
You voluntarily had a your PJs on?
Absolutely.
I wouldn't pick them up.
Yo, my girl tried to get me
to wear matching PJs.
Stop playing with his daughter, bro.
I wouldn't pick them up.
My girl tried to get me
to wear matching PJs.
Stop talking about his daughter
like that.
What are you talking about?
It's my goddaughter.
I don't care.
I don't know.
Exactly.
And treat her like such.
If something happened to him,
she had to live with you.
Stop playing with him.
Yo, I ain't going to lie.
That's my little morbid brain.
Sometimes in dark moments, I ain't going to lie. That's my little morbid brain. Sometimes, in dark moments,
I be thinking about if something
happened to all the people I love
with all the kids they got. I'm going to have a lot of
people that have to...
It's a lot of niggas' kids that I got to
hold down. God damn, that's sad.
It's not sad. It's a good thing. I mean, yeah.
Yeah, but still.
God damn.
You're stupid. Sure enough. Parks? I went upstate, chilled with the family, ate good, drank good. But God damn. You're like, stupid. Sure enough.
Parks?
I went upstate, chilled with the family, ate good, drank good.
It was cold as a motherfucker up there, so that's about all I did.
I didn't leave the house. You didn't leave the house at all?
Hell no.
Hell no.
Snow?
There was snow up there.
It wasn't as Buffalo got hit.
My niece is up there.
That shit was kind of scary because she was like, she lost heat.
She lost electricity for a day.
Mad people passed away.
Yeah, that shit was scary. It was snowing she lost heat, she lost electricity for a day. Mad people passed away. Yeah,
that shit was scary.
It was snowing in the attic,
all types of crazy shit.
Rest in peace
to the people
that lost their lives
and the people
that are still fighting
the ramifications
that was a lot going on
out there.
I want to start with...
Hold on,
what am I...
Hold on,
hold on,
what we not going to do?
My Christmas was...
We not...
Don't play like that.
Don't play like that. Hold on, hold on, I got to stop playing with me My Christmas was... Don't play with me. Don't play like that.
Hold on, hold on.
I got to stop playing with me.
Pardon us.
That's fact.
That's strike two.
I'm sorry.
Stop playing with me.
Damn.
What happens at strike three?
I strike three, I'm turning up.
My camera right here.
The strike count, though.
I don't like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The strike zone.
Chill out.
I'm talking to my camera.
Yo, listen.
So my Christmas was well, y'all.
You know what I mean?
With family, J.R.
You know, I went shopping Christmas Eve.
Bought J.R. some stuff from Montclair.
Brought some stuff from Mary for JR.
Got my wife a jacket.
Sean came through.
She bought me this.
What kind?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I don't talk about it.
She wants me to buy her these boots to match these Gucci boots.
I don't think I'm doing that.
I think it's too much.
And I hope she hear this.
I'm not buying that.
Play it for her.
Huh?
Play it for her. What you mean? Play the clip for her. This clip. So she hear this. I'm not buying that. Play it for her. Huh? Play it for her.
What you mean?
Play the clip for her.
This clip.
So she hear it.
Nah, I ain't going to play it.
I'm not here.
She ain't going to listen.
Nah, I'm with you.
I just hope she hear it.
Like, if she don't hear it, then.
Because I've got to say that.
Why y'all blew me?
I've got to say that to the people to act like I'm stunting.
I can't.
I'm not playing this clip.
Take it out.
My girl sent me some limited gold with purple reflection Chanel bag with a gold chain around it.
And my dude over there, Birdoff, going to hit me.
Telling me, hey, I seen your girl posted and we have one.
I was like, well, yeah.
I also talked her right the fuck out of that bag.
You don't want the purple chain with the gold on it?
Yo, dog, I've bought this bag 90 times in different colors.
I know you have this bag because I bought it.
I'm the one that cracked.
No.
This bag is 10 grand.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Oh, well, you had to say the price.
Because that's why I get the fuck out of my face.
So she bought it for you, yes?
Huh?
No, she sent it to him.
No, she sent it to him saying this is what I want.
Oh, I thought she bought you the purple one.
Oh, hint, hint.
No, she just, yeah, she was sending a little hint. And then she sent it to him saying, this is what I want. Oh, I thought she bought you the purpose of the call. Hint, hint. No, this is a hint, my nigga.
Yeah, she was sending a little hint.
Yeah, hint, hint.
And then my shopper dude hit me, Kareem.
Shout out to him, of course.
I got it.
And was like, I got one.
He's just doing his job.
Everybody in that situation did their job.
She dropped the hint like she's supposed to.
Yeah, and he did what he was supposed to do.
And he's supposed to do and say,
yo, I got this,
because I see her drop the hint.
Got it.
And I did mine.
How much he's dropping the price.
Which is, get the fuck out of there.
I ran out of there.
I'm with you.
I did go on that Van Cleef though.
I ain't know my name in there now.
Let me get an air horn for me, yo.
Not too much on Joe.
Get the air horn on me.
I know my name.
Oh, Joe, welcome back.
Glad to see you, Joe.
Oh, Mr. Joe.
You got that 70?
Welcome back.
They said you came with the 70 this time?
Nah, because I played
myself last time I was in there. I
misrepresented myself, told them I put this one back.
Oh, yeah, you can't have that on your
name. Said you cleared up a little space
on the card. Nah, you can't have that on your name, though.
She put her head down. Alright, I'll take this upstairs
then. Nah.
Nah, not too much on me.
Go get that bat. Pull my foul up. I was only
here once, so pull it up.
Got you. I was only here once, so pull it up. Got you.
Probably gave them niggas a wrong number.
They pulling up trying to find you.
Yeah, went back in there.
You know what I mean?
Had to make that payment on the car,
bring that balance down a little bit
so you could come back.
I don't know nothing about what you're talking about right now.
And you trying to be funny.
He's trying to play you.
Nah, you are.
Nah, I'm just saying. It's fine, it's cool. Had to move something over. Yeah, yeah. It's going to play you. Nah, you are. Nah, I'm just saying.
It's fine.
It's cool.
Had to move something over.
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to take me business.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm back.
I'm back, yo.
Transfer the funds.
You know what I mean?
I'm back.
Well, where do you want to start?
Man, start with this shit, man.
Come on.
Let's get right to it, man.
Let's do it.
Let's get right to it.
Y'all was hitting me
Saying oh what are you gonna do now buddy
It's over for you
Don't you run and hide
Where are you we wanna hear what you have to say
Like that was the first time
Since Elon bought Twitter
That like my Twitter was back
Like tweets was coming
I had like 300 tweets oh yeah don't
hide now it ain't safe out here for you and I was like yo you know you're talking to somebody
where real streets and real life wasn't safe and you had to avoid them shit but like what streets
are not safe on the internet like what y'all about to do don't log on oh we're gonna be in your
mansion oh I'm about to fucking make it rough for you man if y'all don't shut your loser asses up.
Niggas was under captions
of old pictures on Instagram.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Where that apology?
Yeah, because you know
what I learned
about these new kids?
They are defenseless
when you get low.
Yo, they don't even know
what that means, get low.
Hey, I wasn't posting
nothing in the story.
That shit was just sitting there
with a little blue plus.
Blue plus, nope. Ain't nothing there. the story. That shit was just sitting there with a little blue plus. Blue plus, nope,
ain't nothing there,
no update.
Uh-huh.
No pictures,
Snapchat,
lives,
nothing.
Y'all was talking to me
like I was on trial.
I ain't care.
That's what I had to tell them.
I was texting,
I was in a strip club,
I was shopping,
I was having a blast
in real life.
Talk about it.
Damn, Tory went down. Fuck. Anyway, and like... No, no, no, no, having a blast in real life. Talk about it. Damn, Tory went down.
Fuck.
Anyway.
No, no, no, no.
Don't do it like that.
I'm just saying.
That's kind of how it happened, though.
What effect did it have on me in my real life?
Now, they're going to say that's real bullshit.
I can hear it.
It's the truth.
I can hear it.
Nah, y'all, we hard.
I was like, damn, bro.
Oh, that's what happened?
Word?
Damn, that's crazy.
You lost sleep?
I'm not talking to him in my announcement. He violated me. Oh, yeah, you happened, Word? Damn, that's crazy. You lost sleep? I'm not talking to him in my announcement.
He violated me.
Oh, yeah, you have an announcement you want.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm not talking to him in my...
We're not doing that.
Well, you go first.
The verdict is important, so...
We'll get to the verdict.
Can I get a water, please?
Hey, yo.
Art, get the paperwork ready.
Emeril Live, clip me up.
Parks, get ready.
So, listen. Pay attention. I heard get ready. So listen, pay attention.
I heard your comments. I read all of them. And I want to say, first of all, I'm thankful.
I'm here to announce that I have joined, joined the J.B.P. as the newest member. I will be
here once a week, four times a month.
I'm not here to outshine anyone
because I wouldn't do it
if these guys weren't here.
I learned something from Library.
My man Freeze.
I learned something from them.
Joe, I have announced
I will be here once a week,
four times a month.
I'll be doing Patreon.
I'm here to learn, to teach,
to provide content,
and to be myself.
I haven't been this happy.
My man Parks, he motivates me in a way.
My man Art, he's going to get the paperwork ready.
I'll talk to you about all that when you get back.
But what I'm saying is that I'm here.
I have decided, me, regardless of what it is,
I am joining.
I am the newest member of the Joe Button Podcast
once a week week on time.
I would not get fined.
Is that a jar there?
Niggas be finin' niggas when they late in cursin'?
I'm not with none of that.
I'm here to provide content.
This man, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know how you know me, but.
This man has motivated me to want to be better.
Yeah!
Game over.
They're going to see more of me.
I'm not going nowhere.
I'm not in the outshine.
I don't want to read that.
No outshine.
I'm blocking.
I'm learning from library and freeze, nigga.
Before y'all knew who Ice was, nigga,
you was on Twitter.
What's up with my nigga name?
This nigga got stores and shit.
I don't know what this nigga, nigga,
got palm angels, nigga.
Ain't no outshine. I'm here to learn. I got my Palm Angels, nigga. You ain't know I'm here to learn.
I got my man Art.
We in the paperwork together.
All right, all right.
Yeah, I join once a week.
You'll see me.
Can I ask you a question, bro?
Where did Art come from?
All right, so when I went to his Instagram, he wrote me.
When you hear it, it's about to be way dumber.
He wrote me, and under his profile pic, it said Art.
So I thought that was his name.
But it says Ian on there, but I said, all right, I'm calling him Art said I'm calling on you mind if I get
back to the verdict
welcome welcome welcome welcome but don't have to agree to that he already I never talked to you about this. He just told you. I never. What the fuck is going on?
He's talking you into it.
He just dug me.
Yeah.
Oh, that's kind of you.
Didn't I tell you I saw them on that web?
Forget it.
Yes, it's from the web in the era.
I was there.
You was 10 years old.
I was 16.
Stop.
No.
He's a lot younger than that.
He wasn't with us.
Why do you keep saying that?
Who told you that?
Forget it, come on
The verdict
The verdict
Yeah, y'all was talking to me
Like I was on trial
And I was going to jail
And it sounded like
Some of y'all wished it was
Yeah
Bro, alright
We gonna joke
But it was all black men on trial
That's the way they treated that
Keeping it a buck
How are we reporting on this verdict?
Honestly
Like, what are we doing? Are we being PC? Are we respecting toy? Like, what are we reporting on this verdict? Honestly,
like,
what are we doing?
Are we being PC?
Are we respecting Toy?
Like,
what are we doing?
How y'all feel?
About the verdict?
Oh,
you can't follow my lead.
About the verdict?
I might turn it up and you're going to sit there
looking shy.
Shy brother?
I'm not though.
I'm talking about me.
You're not talking about me?
I'm following your lead.
All right.
Y'all going to be mad at me.
Y'all going to be mad at me.
It won't be the first time.
Yeah.
Free Tory lanes.
Because I went back and actually read the actual charges and definitions.
I'm kind of good at it.
Two of them.
Explain.
Three of them.
Two out of three.
Let's hear it.
Unpack it.
Unpack it for us.
We never really disclosed what his charges were.
I never knew what the charges were in the first place.
There you go.
Right.
And that was part of the problem.
A lot of the journalists were not really reporting that either.
Right.
And that's the thing.
So when you go read.
Well, I was getting my journalism from biased places.
Absolutely.
A lot of us was.
That's dope.
They was talking about, what'd you get for following these biased journalists?
Nah.
My timeline was lit for like four days with their version of what the judge was saying.
I like that.
I thought he was on trial.
I thought he was charged with shooting her.
He wasn't.
No, he wasn't.
One of them.
The charges were.
No, no.
Let Ice finish.
The charges were negligent discharge of a firearm, assault with a semi--automatic firearm and carrying a loaded and unregistered firearm in a
vehicle mm-hmm now even the assault with a semi-automatic firearm you would think
that means he shot her but so it's just a threat yeah just I'm reading from the
penal code just pointing a loaded firearm at another person again no no no we've been we've been
doing that bro just pointing a loaded firearm at another person could be sufficient cause to
support the charges wait say it again just pointing a loaded firearm at another person
could be sufficient cause to support the charges once you hear that yeah and then i heard that
neighbor's testimony any threat is assault it's assault Ice
I want the streets
clear to all these thugs
get these thugs off the street
what you just saying?
get the thugs
off the street yo
so hold on
what are you saying
we're not speaking
I don't speak subliminal
what does that mean?
I'm saying the streets
are safer now
without whom?
justice was done they made the right call oh hold on so they made the right call yo we got it wrong
i'm like we got it wrong we got it wrong we got emotional just as everyone else got emotional
okay and then we misinterpreted these charges from the rip we didn't even know what he was
charged with we didn't know what he was charged with okay so that's key okay um so you feel the
same way he feel no i ain't saying i feel you i ain't so that's key Okay So you feel the same way he feel?
No I ain't say how I feel yet
I ain't
So why you doing that?
I'm just making jokes
Then they make you take down the
I'm going to say this
Shut up
Then they take your audio down
That's what you doing?
Huh?
That's what we doing?
Huh?
This JB
This JBP
We don't do that
Can I let
We don't do that here
Can I hear from Ish please?
Nah don't make no face freeze We don't do that Right? I hear from ish please no i don't make no face for easy
we don't do that right i'm looking for ish to talk yeah please no i think that again we we
we didn't know his charges i think we thought that his charges were something totally different
um the two things i don't really agree necessarily with the with the assault charge but i definitely
agree with once the eyewitness said he seen him shoot the gun in the air, you recklessly fired a gun.
It's a rap.
And then he had a concealed weapon on register under the seat.
So he could have kind of beat that.
Cause you got to prove that that's my gun.
It's four motherfuckers in the car.
You got to prove that that's my gun.
That could have been anybody's gun in the car.
We had testimony saying that I packed this bag,
I packed this bag,
I don't know what came in that bag.
We also had a testimony saying,
yo, fam, he had his drawers on.
So his lawyer was trash.
I'm going to keep it real.
His lawyer was trash.
His lawyer was trash.
Because again, all you got to do
is raise reasonable doubt.
Also...
I'm not going to say his lawyer was trash.
His lawyer was trash. His lawyer's trash.
I think his lawyer was trash.
I'm going to tell you why.
Get your shit on.
The judge initially said that the 80-minute testimony by Kelsey was not admissible in court.
Until his lawyer mistakenly mentioned the 80-minute tape.
Once his lawyer mentioned the 80-minute tape. Once his lawyer mentioned the 80-minute tape
when somebody was on trial,
that now allowed that piece of evidence
that got kicked out
to now be brought to court the next day.
So that 80-minute testimony
is what essentially made Kelsey look like a liar
and sent this nigga away.
Without that 80-minute testimony,
the jury was, it was a shit show.
We came in here and talked for days
about how it was a shit show, but if you hear 80 minutes of this girl adamantly saying yo it was tori it
was tori it was tori i was scared for my life if they don't ever hear that evidence then all
the reasonable doubt in the world i understand what you're saying this is why that was confusing
to me if you want to be honest because if tori's attorney is implying that this was Kelsey,
then why wouldn't Kelsey hit somebody and say,
this was Tori?
Listen to what I'm saying.
I never understood that.
If his lawyer never brings up that interview.
No, no, you're right, but that's not replying to what I'm saying.
I acknowledge that.
I think both.
I think his lawyer.
But once they introduced it back, and they was like, because they focused on, Kelsey
said, look what she said on this night.
It was him.
He shot.
I'm in my head like, well, if she had any part of this, ain't that what she's supposed
to say?
True.
I agree.
Get it off of her.
True.
I never heard that point raised in the court.
But now for her to come up to court and say Yo I ain't see Tory do nothing
Her first day she was like
I ain't see Tory do nothing
I don't remember anything
I don't remember nothing
They brought up her
I don't understand none of that
But that's my other issue
That is my other issue
Because
If we're
It seems we're taking
Bits and pieces
Of
People's testimony
And we don't know
Whether they deem these people
To be credible or not.
So is Kelsey a reliable, credible witness for y'all?
No.
It appeared no,
but certain parts of her testimony,
they took like it was written in stone,
and the same with the neighbor from across the street.
The neighbor was.
Who in hindsight, that testimony was a little wacky,
but there were some things he said that they clung on to.
So that part is a little fuzzy for me.
But one of the things that the neighbor said, the two things,
I saw him shoot a gun in the air.
So it could have been, and I'm just speculating,
we throwing a hypothetical out.
Let's say Kelsey fired the first couple shots.
Torrey took the banger from him like, you stupid bitch.
Give me that.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow
to empty the clip out.
Still fired.
It's a possibility.
Still charged.
It's still recklessly
firing a weapon.
And his testimony
didn't say he was
firing in the air.
He said he was firing everywhere.
So now the everywhere,
that changes shit.
No, the dude said
he fired in the air.
No, he said he fired everywhere.
That was what he said.
He said both.
He said both. But that everywhere could now mean it was like this and there's your assault
charge okay aimed at her now when they go to court and yes you got injured yes he shot a gun yes you
were hurt in the process it's hard to argue that because women will say and they said if he's
shooting around her then it's foul.
Yeah.
But I don't subscribe to all of that.
I don't subscribe to that 100%.
I do see scenarios where you could empty a weapon and not try to hurt someone, and they get hurt.
But if that's the case, then you got to eat what come of that.
I agree.
What?
I agree.
If you shooting around me, nigga, and I get hurt, you shot me.
Fuck is you talking about?
We're not playing a semantic game.
If you shoot in my direction and I get shot, whether you meant to hit me or not, nigga,
you fucking shot me.
How about this?
If I shoot this way, bong, bong, and hit, bing.
I didn't mean that.
I'm shooting opposite of where you at.
I said around me.
No, you stop it.
See, I disagree with that, but it's not time for semantics.
Yeah.
It's not time for semantics.
But when it's legal, I think that's but it's not time for semantics. Yeah. It's not time for semantics. But when it's legal,
I think that's the time
it should be for semantics.
True.
And my thing was,
they was playing two different games
the whole time.
She was saying the whole time,
he shot me,
so we in the public opinion.
Exactly.
We in the court of public opinion now.
Yes.
And boy, did it work over there.
True.
Over here,
we're not even arguing that.
No.
Whose gun is this?
Did it go off?
That's it.
And under those guidelines yeah it
makes it tough if i'm rolling with what you're saying about uh tory's lawyer did a shit show
did a shit job i might want to testify i don't know if it's me now i saw the prosecutor i saw
the state say if you go up there we tearing you up we bring up august i've seen it we bring it up
a little hip-hop dude i saw all of that but if i'm up there, we tearing you up. We bringing up August Alsina. We bringing up a lot of hip hop.
I saw all of that.
But if I'm facing 22 years and my life is on the line and I really didn't do what y'all
accusing me of, I might need to really be talked down from taking the stand.
I might take the stand.
At least tell your side of the story.
Yeah.
Also, Tory security.
Tory security guard.
Y'all laughing.
They tear me up on the stand.
They bring my whole shit up from when I was nine. Oh, yeah. They'all laughing. They tear me up on the stand. They bring my
whole shit up from when I was nine. Oh, yeah. Oh, they'd have a field day with me. But if
I didn't do this, I might take that stand. Also, the security guard. Again, knowing what
you're charged with. Also, the security guard. I just want to note, he did show up. Tory
security guard. And the prosecutor was like, we need a week to sit with him and vet him
out. And then Tory's people said, all right, then never mind.
I don't know if I'm never minding so soon.
At that time, it felt like they had proven their case.
I think they were overconfident in the fact that it was a shit show.
The shit show should have certainly unequivocally raised reasonable doubt.
Right. And I think that that's what they were leaning on.
unequivocally raised reasonable doubt.
Right?
And I think that that's what they were leaning on.
I think that you could not definitively say,
this happened,
without questioning certain shit.
That's true.
So I think that that's what they was rocking with.
They offered him a bum-ass plea deal two days before the trial.
And knowing what his charges was,
I would have took that deal.
Yeah.
What'd they offer him?
The negligently firing a weapon.
I'd have took that.
Knowing now.
This reminds,
no, not for nothing, this reminds me of Max B. And I think, if you get- They offered firing a weapon. I'd have took that. Knowing now. This reminds, no, not for nothing,
this reminds me of Max B.
And I think,
if you get-
They offered him a plea,
and he,
terrible lawyer,
Saluti,
says,
yo, I can beat that.
Because you wasn't there.
Like, my nigga,
did you know what conspiracy means?
You don't have to be there.
People died in that.
But I'm just saying,
I'm talking about the case.
I was at the trial.
So I'm talking about the court case. He he got there and the whole defense was basically i was not
there it was my girl and my brother i wasn't there but for a conspiracy charge you don't have to be
there so you went there you took it to trial they offered you to plea and you got smoked because you
you lost the trial this is the same situation it's almost like your lawyers was
fighting a different charge that you wasn't charged with yeah that's what it looked like
because once i actually saw the charges and did reading and read real definitions
i'm like how do you why do you go against that one other thing i heard if you hear um his father
speak i think that the dude mr kelly pulled the flim on him i think when they because they would
have never put him on the stand knowing that he was gonna say that oh and that's a fact by the
way they would have never put him on the stand knowing that he's gonna witness to yeah i seen
the dude shoot the gun i saw him shoot the gun they never put him on the stand i don't he was
the he was the defense's witness my nigga i don't discredit everything that Tory Lanez' dad said. Not at all. By the way. Not at all.
He was dropping a lot of little.
They caught the dude, Mr. Kelly, meeting with the DA on some sneaky shit and caught him coming downstairs.
He said he didn't even speak to him.
He ain't say hi.
That's our witness.
He didn't shake his hand.
Nothing.
That's my witness.
He wouldn't even shake my hand.
He didn't even look me in the eye.
He wouldn't shake my hand.
So I think some other shit was
at play. What? What do you think that was at play?
Some other shit was at play. I can't necessarily say.
I just don't think. Yo, dog, if you a witness
for the defense, how don't you speak to the
defendant? Right. You ain't got to hug him.
You can say, hey. He said he wouldn't even
hug, shake his hand, nothing. Are y'all going into
the conspiracies that's out there?
Are y'all going into that or nah?
Oh, you don't believe in conspiracies.
I definitely believe in conspiracies.
What the father said?
He said that. You don't follow me about the word conspiracy.
Yeah.
He said that Des and Jay was behind the shit.
Rock Nation was behind the shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I don't have no validity to say that, so I'm not supporting it.
But that's what he said.
So say what he said, nigga.
I just told you, nigga.
But you saying it now, but say it initially.
What relevance it got?
Because you tiptoeing on it.
You being messy.
I'm not.
Exactly.
All right.
So don't say it.
Don't say he dropped hints.
I mean, he said that.
I didn't say that.
I spoke to him saying that.
It's important to say what Tory Lanez's dad is saying.
The most important piece was.
He's blaming Roc Nation.
It's not a secret.
The most important piece was.
But with Tippi towing around.
Two days before the trial, they caught Mr. Kelly coming downstairs with the DA.
That's important because that's my fucking witness.
And now all of a sudden he might have potentially changed his story that he told us when we were vetting him.
But for what?
What note?
Huh?
For what, though?
Who knows?
Parks, I'm never putting you on the stand if I know you're going to say, I saw him shoot a gun in the air.
Knowing that recklessly handled.
Didn't he say that he just saw fireworks coming or what he thought was fireworks?
He said, I saw two shots from the girl.
I saw the girl go to the car, get the gun.
I saw two flashes come from the girl.
And then I saw the gentleman shoot the gun and empty the clip.
I'm never putting him on the stand as my fucking witness.
One of the charges is just me shooting a gun, period.
Yeah.
So now you just justified that charge.
You just sent me to jail.
No matter what.
And you my witness.
I'm never putting you on the stand.
You get what I'm saying?
So I think that potentially happened.
I think the flim flam happened with the dude, Mr. Kelly.
That happened.
I have a problem with this. I'm sorry, guys. Shoot, what. Kelly. That happened. I have a problem with this.
I'm sorry, guys.
Shoot, what's up?
Come on.
I sense a lot of bias-ness.
Not at all.
Ish, ish.
I'm going to keep it real.
You know, you my man, 100 grand library, but that was bias.
At the end of the day, the father, you brought the father up.
Obviously, we can assume Mr. Kelly was either convinced.
Who knows if that was the case?
He spoke to the DA.
But the father also said that he felt that Roc Nation had a part to play.
That would be the key to speak on.
And not from a person who's a big Jay-Z fan and don't want to be messy.
But once you brought the father up, that's what he stated.
True.
So that's what should be talked about.
I know you...
Hold on, Ish.
I'm not trying to come at you.
I'm missing my point.
I understand your point.
That leaves doubt.
Okay.
Right?
The Jay-Z, the Dez, the Roc Nation shit.
I'm not talking about...
I don't think...
Listen, let me finish.
That leaves doubt.
We don't know what happened.
Let's say they gave the dude $20 zillion.
We don't know that for certain.
When somebody witnessed with their own eyes,
their witness coming downstairs two days before the trial
with the fucking DA, nigga, that means something.
Why are you with the DA?
Why the fuck you there?
And why don't we know about it?
And you are a witness.
How did he get there?
Nigga, I don't know.
He Ubered.
Who the fuck knows?
That should be grounds for something, though.
Yeah.
100%.
What the fuck is she talking about?
That should be grounds for something. Do y'all think%. What the fuck is she talking about? Something like that. That should be grounds for something.
Do y'all think that...
I think he gonna come around on a pill.
Well, that's what I was about to ask.
How do you think a pill goes?
I think he comes around on a pill.
I think he gonna get some other information
that we ain't know about.
Some shit that whatever, whatever.
I think...
I wanna see how his sentencing goes.
His father better shut the fuck up.
Really?
His father better shut up.
They still got to sentence him.
They still got to sentence him.
Now you're talking about the court's integrity.
And they still got to sentence you.
Man, fuck the court's integrity.
Nigga, okay.
I still got a sentencing date.
Come on.
Check the fuck up.
Since when we can't fight the court's integrity?
When your son is facing 22 years in jail.
He still got to get sentenced.
Yo, dog, that's something that we don't have.
The fucking diplomacy.
Like, even with Tory Lanez, right, whether he did it or whether he didn't,
the nigga was running around the fucking world like he didn't have a care in the world.
I agree.
Punching people in the fucking face and you're on trial for 20 years.
You a fucking idiot.
I agree.
Yo, dog, we saw that August Alsina shit.
He went back down the fucking alley to go attack the man.
It didn't happen like, yo, he right in front of you.
I steal him. He went looking attack the man. It didn't happen like, yo, he right in front of you. I steal him.
He went looking for the smoke.
I got you.
Yo, chill the fuck out, nigga, when you looking at 20 years.
Yeah, no, it's true.
Your reputation matters, my nigga.
It's not supposed to to the jury, but it does.
Sometimes you got to apologize to your girl for the cheat that she didn't even catch you for.
Like, hey, this argument is in front of my face, but this is not with none of the current people
I'm cheating with.
But guess what?
I did some of that before.
So you got to answer for it.
The reason why he was, but to the public,
he was accused of something that he didn't do.
Cool.
Shooting a woman.
Cool.
That's what it was.
Perception is in the mind.
That's what he was ridiculed for.
Look what the fuck is going on with Chris Brown, nigga.
What you just said.
Huh?
What you just said before that.
After he got a taste of that Caribbean pussy.
Perception is in the mind.
So the people that are responsible for your freedom, you give a fuck what they perceive about you.
It's a double mint deal, nigga.
Yo, dog.
You're not listening.
I'm back.
You're not listening?
I gotta turn the point.
Nah, you don't.
Yo, dog.
Perception is reality.
But he was still fighting the charge that he didn't shoot the woman.
That was the point.
If that was never said, I think that it would have been better.
I think he wouldn't have did all that stuff.
He did all that stuff because he knew that I didn't shoot her.
Flip, let me ask you a question.
Nah, dog.
Let me ask you a question.
You get accused of something you ain't.
You get accused of having a bird, right?
Are you getting in a car with niggas that got birds?
No.
Why?
Because I was accused of something that, and if I getting in the car with niggas that got birds? No. Why? Because I was accused of something that,
and if I get in a car with niggas,
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you.
Yeah, take the headphones, take the whole thing off.
Because if I get in a car with birds
and happen to get caught,
it will validate the first accusation
that I was accused with.
You are charged with assault.
So why the fuck are you assaulting people when you're out here free?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Okay.
Yo, you're supposed to be a fucking model Boy Scout for the next two years until you go to trial.
For perception.
Mm-hmm.
The fuck are you talking about? I think a lot of people, though, I think a lot of people, when you stay too quiet, they think you guilty.
When you talk too much, they think you guilty. When you talk too much,
they think you guilty.
When are you,
how can you prove your innocence?
Make music
and stop punching people.
I can't argue with that.
It's a middle ground, my nigga.
You ain't gotta be a church mouse,
but you ain't gotta be
a fucking thug.
Mind your business.
Keep your nose clean.
Make good music.
You run around
punching motherfuckers, man.
How do y'all think
sentencing goes?
If his family
keep wildin'?
No, disregard that for now.
Disregard that for now.
I think they gonna hit him.
He's facing 22 years.
I still think
they gonna smoke him.
I don't think they gonna smoke him.
You do think
they gonna smoke him.
I think they gonna smoke him.
I don't think
they gonna smoke him.
I hope they don't.
I don't think
they gonna smoke him.
When you say smoke Max out,
or I think he's gonna get more.
What's the minimum
and what's the maximum here?
Maximum is 22.
I know that part,
but what's the minimum?
I don't know.
We don't know.
I had to imagine
he's going to at least do five to 10,
a sentence to five and 10.
I don't know if he'll do it.
We'll see what happens
with appeal and all that shit.
I think all that other shit
that it's just talking about
is going to play into it.
I don't know how California shit works.
You've been out,
you're out running around
still smacking niggas and shit.
You still turning up.
I don't know how California shit works. I don't know if they play with the gun shit. Like, you still turning up. I don't know how California shit works.
I don't know if they play with the gun shit.
Yeah, they don't play.
They damn as bad as New York,
from what people that live in California
has been telling me.
From when this first happened,
I'm talking about first charge.
I have four people that live in LA
that was like, he's going to jail.
And I'm like, well, you know,
that's what we was all saying.
No gunshot residue.
Fam, California don't play with guns.
You're a foreigner. You're here with an unregister all saying. No gunshot residue. Fam, California don't play with guns. You're a foreigner.
You're here with an unregistered gun.
You are going to jail.
Now you add on somebody got hurt,
they're going to smoke this boy.
And this is what they've been saying from the rip.
I don't like y'all putting that gun on me.
I don't like, there's a few things I don't like
that y'all putting on me that just shouldn't be on me.
My nigga, because even a reasonable doubt could have been,
yo, it was the bodyguard gun.
Bodyguard never testified at all.
Could have been his fucking gun.
The reasonable and reasonable doubt is
misleading. I learned that too.
Hey, that Jay-Z album got the hood
fucked up. Hey, we think
the slightest mention of any unreasonable doubt,
he's out of here.
That is how it's supposed to work.
No, reasonable is within. You could be 98% certain, but that he's out of here no that is how it's supposed to work no reasonable
you could be 98% certain
but that 2%
is a reasonable doubt
that somebody else
could have done it
that ain't reasonable
to the court
reasonable is the eye of the beholder
it ain't 2%
yeah
true
you know what I'm saying
but wait
before we left the last part
when they was like
yo
the jury's coming back
verdict should be in soon I said to y'all,
hey, ain't it
supposed to be they take long as
good for the defendant? Why are they back
so soon? Unless this case was just
so overpowering.
Niggas knew what it was. Christmas was coming. Yo, we going
home, man. Yeah, they was not coming back after that
Christmas. They wasn't coming back after that.
It also goes back to the charges.
This is what is here. This is what happened.
I was just about to say that. When they asked
for the definition, your honor,
you could define willfully to us
or willfully or willingly.
They bribed the wrong people, yo.
I've seen enough
of these movies to know.
Oh, shit. What's that movie? The Juror.
Oh, what a great movie.
If you've never seen The Juror,
that's all this is about.
Bribing juries and how it's done.
All you needed was one note
to get slipped to one of them niggas.
All you gotta do is find out
where they getting the coffee at
in the morning over there.
Have one of you.
Miss Tralator.
Go in there and say,
you just need one.
You need one person to say,
yo, I don't know about this.
At all. He's supposed to be googly-eyeing one of them white girls in that jury. say you just need one you need one person to say yo i don't know about this at all
he's supposed to be googly eyeing one of them white girls in that jury he's supposed to be
doing something nigga see that's what i mean about dudes don't tell me you get all these
girls and then when the moment come where you got to communicate with a girl you can't get it done
don't tell me don't tell me how you get it popping that boobie on the man boobie on what's the name
of that boobie trap boobie on the river hey y'all got every every girl in the world that boobie on the man boobie on the what's the name of that shit? Boobie trap. Boobie on the river.
Hey, y'all got every every girl in the world
that boobie on the river.
Soon as it's time to look
one of them jurors in the eye
with the
That shit don't work.
You're watching too much movies.
I need
Hold it down.
Hold it
Hold it
down.
Hold it
down here. I'm going to let you hold it down. I'm going to let you hold it. Come on Hold it. Down here.
I'm going to let you hold it.
I'm going to let you hold it.
Come on.
I'd have been in there.
I'd have been in there.
You would have been the judge.
Freaky with one of them jurors.
You would have been charged.
With what?
You can't entice jurors, niggas, in public in front of everyone, making faces and shit
at them.
Who can't?
You cannot do that.
Whichever movie I watch, not Disney.
Oh, please.
This is not Disney, please It's not Disney bro
Yo you wrong
Let me just
Let me interrupt you
And tell you it's wrong
He is wrong though
I'm not wrong
He's on a jail for that
He is absolutely wrong
Okay let's talk about it
He is
You cannot intimidate a juror
Or barber
You cannot do that bro
You can't make faces
Yo enough
Enough of you
Enough of you being wrong
Hey Flip
By the time I would've
Steered a hole Through that pretty bitch's body for the next six days.
What Ishaniah talking about is.
And gave her all type of.
Aesthetic.
Playing a role in the court.
That's light skinned behavior.
Y'all going to jail.
You know the word.
You think that's an extra charge.
Y'all talking about me staring at the guard the same way.
Don't look at Ishaniah no more, bro.
Hey, Flip.
I would have licked my lips 7, thousand times in that state brought in some white dude
that they thought was handsome for a reason defendants normally are styled for a reason
okay right the big thing in the oj case was yo they put all these family pictures up in the house
and they brought the jury to go look at the house and then they were family holding babies and that this ain't his house and they just put these pictures here it's
aesthetic that's all we're saying it's all so yes he should have and he had he had the suits on
he had the suits on but you gotta get the googly eye going you gotta get the googly eye going but
let me tell you something the more time he get i think it's gonna be worse for her
Boogaloo, y'all gone.
But let me tell you something.
The more time he get, I think it's going to be worse for her.
Do you think that her career is going to be the same after this? I don't think that this is the end of this.
I think that something will come out later.
Something will come out later.
I think short term, her career is going to go crazy.
And if something negative comes out that implicates her in sending this boy to jail unwarrantedly.
Unjustly, yeah.
Yeah, I think that it'll go bad for her.
I mean, no one was-
I can see Meg right now on six movies in the next three, four years.
She's already in TV shows and shit.
No, she's going to be-
Look at the head of the Marvel show.
The play has been set already.
I told y'all that.
You disagree?
I totally disagree.
Okay. Totally. I couldn y'all that. You disagree? I totally disagree. Okay.
I couldn't disagree more.
I'm trying to just shut up
and keep it low.
This is what I will say.
She's going to keep doing business.
I'm not refuting
what y'all are saying.
Take the word organic
and impact out of her life.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take it out of her life.
It's not organic.
And it ain't going to be impactful.
The size of the deals will be impactful because she and her company is who they are.
Yeah.
So when we announce something, it's going to be big.
Doc coming, X-Men coming.
That's big.
That's big things popping, little shit stopping.
That's cool.
But all of that organic support, street support.
I think she got more organic support, bro.
It's women that's like gays.
That believe black women shit?
That's organic support for them.
Is that organic?
For them, it is.
But wait, you are transcending hip hop now.
I'm not saying that she don't have support from women all over the world.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying those women didn't buy her last project.
Those are not the women that the campaigns are built for.
All that hot girl summer, hey, we going back to school.
Hey, how do your knees work?
The knee contest.
All of that.
I think she transcended that before this, bro.
Her music wasn't selling.
She didn't transcend nothing.
See, that's the part.
Her music wasn't selling. That means she ain't transc See, that's the part. Her music wasn't selling.
That means she ain't transcend nothing.
That's what I'm saying.
They moving her out of that.
That's all I'm saying.
So where they putting her now?
I think she's going to be a movie star.
Yes.
If I'm her, I would have taken acting lessons.
She's going to be whatever star she wanted to be a star.
Wait, wait, wait.
We acting like this has been a platinum top tier selling artist.
Put me on record, dude.
I'm totally against what y'all saying. We're going to revisit this in a few years. She is popular. Bro, she's a star. tier selling artist. Put me on record that I'm totally against what y'all saying.
We're going to revisit
this in a few years.
She is popular.
She's a star.
She's popular.
And she's amazing.
Shout out to her.
She didn't deserve
what happened to her.
But are we speaking
on this based off of,
you're not speaking
on the base of a black man
going to jail, right?
I think no.
Okay, all right.
I think this, right?
I don't think,
to what Joe was saying,
I don't think
it's organic support.
Yeah.
I think that. It's pity don't think it's organic support yeah i think that
pity no it's just a support of we're gonna support this woman i've had girls tell me i don't give a
fuck what happened i don't care i'm supporting her because of she's a black woman and because
so is that organic or is that agenda driven agenda driven but which means it's not organic support yeah so I'm gonna come out I forgot what was there's like the verdict
is in so oh somebody was taking a I told you so plaque off the wall my big out of
tour oh yeah um uh the young lady from Brownstone singer she got a shot of
Ascap awards for say it and she's taking awards down the verdict is in I stand
with the jury and I'm taking these awards down there see I don't like that I don't like that oh
she wrote she wrote a long paragraph that was like you know now that the
verdict is in I stand with it that's corny it was a Nicky Gilbert from
Brown from Brownstone I love brownstone. Amazing. I don't know what that is. But this is a guru.
I heard it through the grapevine.
If you love me,
I can't tell you why.
Got it, okay.
I'm about to sing it for you, buddy.
This is my problem.
And shout out to Megan.
Shout out to Pardee
because he supported.
So there's no disrespect to her.
Remove the person.
But the situation is that this man is going to jail or may go to jail or may win an appeal.
But now he's forever tarnished because in the mind of the public, they think that he shot the woman.
Not Kelsey, girl, that he shot her.
And on top of that, it'll be a second person who have been accused of abusing a woman.
And we saw what happened to the first one.
Right.
And that wasn't on tape.
I mean,
we just saw the scars and stuff,
but this was actual shooting.
What's going to happen to him?
What if he comes home and went on an appeal?
Because in the public's mind,
they're saying that he's found guilty for shooting her.
Nobody's reading that.
I agree.
That's true.
So nobody's doing that.
And that's how they posed the whole trial.
I think they purposely did not put the charges out.
The charges was out.
Just niggas was not reading for the charges.
But they weren't broadcasting the charges.
I think that they purposely did that because they were selling,
yo, he tried to shoot this girl and he shot her and dance, bitch dance,
and all of that stuff. how they framed it was different.
And then I think they frame it to get the emotional support of the community
and of the women.
If you got a dude saying dance, bitch, dance while they busting at your feet,
every girl in the world is going to hate this nigga, rightfully so.
And because of what you said, the evidence would have needed to be
overpowering in Tory's
favor for the court
and LA and the state to be
like, alright, we are disregarding
this or we're throwing this out. But there's a lot of people that don't
bounce back. Even after the perceptions, there's a lot
of people that don't bounce back from it. I agree with that.
I agree. Which is even more reason why he should have
been keeping his fucking nose clean throughout
the process.
I agree.
You get what I'm saying?
Because now it's just not Meg.
You got boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom saying that you a hothead.
You got Napoleon syndrome because you're small.
You run around a bunch of motherfuckers.
Anytime somebody say something to you, dog, you building up a negative reputation for
yourself.
You feel what I'm saying?
So, and they deporting him.
Oh, yeah.
As soon as he come home, he getting deported.
I need deals.
Like, if that happens, I need to make a deal.
Listen, I'll take this, but I don't want to get deported.
They report.
This is what I was laughing at on Christmas.
On Christmas, of course, they reported uh what they're serving Tory Lanez for
dinner and oh yeah they did the whole list everybody uh their correction facilities have
quite a food lineup four ounce of roast turkey four ounce of mashed potatoes two ounce of gravy
one ounce of cranberry sauce four ounce of green beans one cup of tossed green salad a dinner roll
a pumpkin muffin and a chocolate milk. Chocolate milk.
If only they would have just let him eat Kylie like the plan was.
You know what?
Yo, what the fuck?
What did he just say? He had that in the top.
Yo, what's wrong with you, man?
You threw me off. You can't do that
and slip something in there. Stop!
Hey, you know what sounds a lot better than this?
I'm asking y'all a question.
Yo, you tell us.
You know what sounds better than this?
Freaky bad.
Eating that Kylie Jenner thing in the pool late night, 3 a.m. after everybody left with
that Casamigos going on.
That nigga about to go crazy.
Can I ask y'all a question?
Quick turn.
What a turn of it.
Hey, you bitches stay away from me. I ain't going to lie to you. I ain't goingall a question? Quick turn. What a turn of the word.
Hey, you bitches stay away from me.
I ain't going to lie to you.
I ain't going to lie to you. Hey, dog.
You can't go.
They learned me already.
You can't go from busting somebody that's worth $900 million to going to jail.
And eating this bullshit.
I was supposed to be eating that.
Hey, you niggas thought y'all was balling eating them $1,000 gold steaks?
He was about to ball.
Eating that white steak.
That 900 million worth. Oh my god, that pale
steak.
That's that pink.
That pink is pink.
A little Himalayan
seesaw.
Hey, I don't like that. Why we y'all going to jail. One call, she'll end this.
Hey, I don't like that.
Not what they're doing.
Why we can't upload?
What the fuck just happened? Yeah, you're right.
So you guys, you stay out of the fact of guessing who y'all thought shot her.
Y'all don't answer those type of questions.
Y'all don't.
That's none of your business.
Yeah, because it's so unclear.
Got it.
I think there was a struggle with a weapon.
That's what I think.
I think so.
Okay.
That's what I think.
I think there was a struggle with a weapon and it got emptied.
And she got hurt.
Okay, got it.
You think that she was involved
in the struggle?
I don't know.
Okay.
I think that,
and I think that Kelsey's lawyer
was amazing.
So Kelsey,
before I open my mouth,
I need immunity.
Yep.
Well, she was the only one
they would leverage.
What was it?
My testimony.
She wasn't ever on trial for her.
The state don't have a case without me.
Y'all need me.
Oh, sure.
The state don't have no case without me.
I don't care what Megan gets up to.
Obviously, what she said didn't help.
Right?
That's because she was playing her own game.
It did help.
She got off scot-free.
That was smart.
Tori's booked.
And Meg walked away.
It did help.
I don't think,
and me personally,
I don't think she wanted him to go to jail.
Exactly.
What are you talking about?
I don't think she wanted him to go to jail.
Her game lost.
Yeah, but it's me first.
But I'm still,
I'm free.
Self-preservation.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
No, it matter.
It matter that she's free,
but what's behind that?
She's married.
Fuck it, another,
all right, I'm going to turn it.
Hey, yo, I.K., you my man.
I tried what I tried.
Yeah, and you can't do that to Houston niggas.
Damn, damn, dog.
Houston niggas are sending their girl.
They're sending their girl to go get something done.
So the fact that she fucked him don't mean nothing.
And you don't know if that was her husband at the time.
You don't know nothing.
Yo, dog, I tried to get you off my nigga.
Yeah.
I went on there. I did my part. Okay, okay. I did my part. I held it down. I'm't know nothing. Yo, dog. I tried to get you off my nigga. Yeah. I went on there.
I did my part.
Okay, okay.
I did my part.
I held it down.
I sold the egg.
I bought it by the bribe.
I blew the whole shit up over there.
Yo, go read our bribe contract, yo.
I did everything that was in there.
So, Sori was fucking all of them?
That's what they, allegedly?
Yo, where have you been the last two years?
Can you go read up on something
before you come to this?
Nah, I'm just asking.
Like, why you don't ask us shit?
Go read up.
Yes, he was fucking two of them.
Did Kelsey admit
she was fucking them?
Yes.
Yo, go Google, yo.
Don't waste time.
I can't.
Matter of fact, yo, go Google.
What you mean don't waste time?
Go listen to the Daystar album.
It's all broken down in there.
Go listen to the Daystar album.
He told everything in that album.
Yo, and that's the other thing.
I don't understand that part.
If snitching is bad in hip hop,
which it is, shout out to Gunna Tell.
Gunna Tell.
You're right.
He sure is gonna.
That's a good play on words.
Come on, man.
I'm the best in the world.
Gunna Tell.
Gunna Tell.
Gunna Tell. Yo, if snitching is back in hip hop. You on, man. I'm the best in the world. Gunna tap, gunna tap, gunna tap.
Yo, if snitching is bad in hip hop,
you're very good.
Why Tori...
That was a good one.
Why Tori ain't just take the stand
and say,
it was that bitch.
Nah, because that...
It was her.
It would have been over for her.
He should have Nino Brown, Kelsey.
It would have been over for that nigga.
Nah, he should have put it all on Kelsey.
It was her.
I was dead.
She had the gun.
It was her gun.
They packed it in her bag.
That's what the bag was.
I tried to take it from her.
I tried to take the gun.
She snatched it back from me.
She was real mad at this bitch.
I was just trying to give me some gender box.
She was about to go crazy.
Yeah, that's what he should have said.
But then he wanted to hold it down and do the right thing by the first pussy.
He wanted to do the right thing by the first pussy that he was fucking with.
That first pussy that carries weight.
Some pussy loyalty.
Shout to them bodyguards too.
Man, nah.
For leaving?
For getting low?
Think so.
I ain't getting up there.
I ain't know nothing
about nothing leaves nothing.
But they're not bodyguards
like back in the days.
In the 90s,
a bodyguard would've took that.
Yo, you was one years old
when you was born.
They not like the bodyguards,
but you bodyguards are so...
Can I turn up?
You bodyguards are so... Nah, nah, stop. Let me get my shit off, bro. Because born. They not like the bodyguards. When you was born. Can I turn up? You bodyguards are soft.
Nah, nah, stop.
Let me get my shit off, bro.
Because you hyping soft-ass bodyguards.
They're not like bodyguards from where we come from, nigga.
He would have took that.
Nigga's family would have been good, nigga.
He would have took that.
They're not the bodyguards from back in the day.
Soft-ass bodyguards want to be on camera showing muscles and shit and be in movies.
Fuck out of here, nigga.
Actually, they couldn't take that.
They filmed them on the street.
Like, they had all they needed.
He couldn't take it.
Oh, you saying when they pulled the car,
he should have took that.
He should have took the gun.
That's my gun.
Joe, you know where we come from, Joe.
What do you say to that?
Hey, come on.
You know where we come from.
Can you let him respond?
I'm in agreement.
Yo, dude,
does Tory Lanez,
I don't know Tory Lanez,
but do you think Tory Lanez
track record would say,
yo, if you eat that, I'm going to take care of your family
for the next 22 years?
Why are you real good-ish?
Library's a good motherfucker.
I bet you guys are serious.
No, they don't call him Library for nothing.
You still call that nigga Library for nothing.
Harvard Library.
This nigga's stupid.
One of the illest shit.
Boston College Library.
BCL.
Huh, BCL. You Harvard level. These dudes out thereest. Boston College Library. BCL. Huh, BCL.
You Harvard level.
These dudes out there need a CDL.
You BCL.
You Harvard level.
You got a master's in what you doing, my nigga.
Doctrine.
Light, bright, head ass nigga.
Yeah, get that nigga, Joe.
Think about that.
Kojak.
You trying to say that his track record doesn't show that he take him as niggas?
You talking about you being around street niggas that was born and bred in the street
acumen. If that's true and bred in the street acumen.
If that's true, give us some names of them.
Of what?
Of what?
Of who?
Who raised you?
I ain't doing that.
I'm doing that.
But you know.
We seen it before.
You get what I'm saying?
No, that's a street thing.
It's a street ethic.
It's a street cult.
These niggas ain't street.
If you ain't no street nigga, then niggas are musicians.
Let me ask you a question.
Hold on.
First of all, back in the day, a lot of musicians had street niggas around them. niggas. If you ain't no street nigga, then niggas are musicians. Let me ask you a question. Hold on. First of all, back in the day,
a lot of musicians had street niggas around them.
Indeed.
That's number one.
Number two, we know,
I can't say it off the hat,
but we know a lot of bodyguards
and niggas in the street
that took something for what a nigga did.
I'm agreeing with you.
And your man,
and your man,
their ethics were,
their ethics were somewhere.
True.
He might not have those ethics.
I don't think today these niggas got that.
What the fuck you talking about?
But that's where I come from.
So that's why I'm saying shout to the bodyguards,
because both of them ain't show up.
I don't want nothing to do with that.
Because the nigga will go to jail,
then you know they'll take care of you.
You know how it go.
Your family good, your commissary good.
Somebody tell me why they remanded him.
The sentencing is next month.
Let me go home,
say goodbye to my family.
It's Christmas.
Two days before Christmas.
That's the crazy part.
Yeah.
Come on, yo.
I think the judge remanded him.
That might say they're going to hang him.
Ice might be writing that.
That might be a sign
that they're going to hang him.
First off,
they already get mad
when you don't take the plea.
You making us do all of this.
You making us take this to trial.
They spent a shit ton of money.
They couldn't let that boy go home with no charges.
Yo, also I want to say.
California spent some money.
And they don't play with guns.
This is one of those type of states.
But it could go back to what Ish said of his behavior.
And that, all this shit adds up.
The judge could have said, nah, you're not going to be making no videos.
Making no music about the trial and shit like that.
He's not a flight risk though. He's not a flight risk, though.
He's not a flight risk.
Also, audience, I know I came in here before and was like,
nah, I'm supporting that nigga.
We fighting.
Black men don't get a chance to fight.
We fight that plea ticket.
That shit's a court.
Yo, Ward is born.
Don't go to court.
If you have a chance to plea out, if they're being kind to you,
then, no, because we see why this shit showed you as a black man that ain't a jury of your peers.
And if they see shit a different way, you just might be over, dog.
You might have a cook goose.
You might be over.
Man, we had Iceware Vezo sit right here and tell us he took this shit.
He was like, I ain't have it on me.
They ain't catch it on me, X, Y, I ain't have it on me. They ain't catch it on me X, Y, Z, but.
But they ain't stupid.
They ain't stupid.
He's the very next thing.
So do I take the plea or go to trial?
I'm going to take the plea.
Y'all niggas from our hood.
Yeah, but he sat down for two years.
It's 20 years.
That's true too.
Because he took the plea.
That's true.
True.
We don't know what the plea was, right?
We don't know what the plea was, right?
For Torrey?
For Torrey.
The negligent shit.
Just the shooting the gun.
Yeah, just shooting the gun.
Still a felony.
The assault charges gone.
Yeah.
And carrying the concealed.
They would have given three.
He would have did like, they would have given him three years.
He's been home in a year and a half.
Yeah.
He still had to worry about deportation, though.
Yeah.
But I'm going to put that in.
They got studios over there.
And Tim Hortons.
And the internet.
And I can go to all of the rest of the
countries in the world
like just one
there's girls over there
I'm straight
fly a man
they got planes
I don't need to go to America
do you guys think
his career would be the same
no
after this
I don't think regardless
his career
I don't think
either of their careers
will ever be the same
I think it's too much money
and too many powerful people
behind Meg
for her career to suffer
so when you say her career it's going to be bad you think it's too much money and too many powerful people behind Meg for her career to suffer. So when you say her career
is going to be better.
You think it's going to decline?
It ain't going to decline.
It might not be the same,
but you think it's going to decline?
They've been rolling out shit.
I don't want to sound like
I have pessimistic visions
about this woman
because I don't.
I just know what just happened.
I think the silence is deafening.
Y'all, they acting like they don't hear it,
but that silence is loud and it's talking.
And it ain't closure silence.
I've been around long enough to know how to read
that type of silence.
It's a lot of women that are saying it's some bullshit.
Yeah, people are up in arms and rejoicing
that he went to jail,
but the silence is a lot louder than that.
There's a lot of women saying that that's some bullshit.
The silence is a lot louder than that.
I don't think we've seen the end of this.
I think more shenanigans will be to come.
I don't know about the appeal, whether he win or lose, not my business.
I don't care, but we ain't heard the last of this or from them.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm sad.
It's a sad situation, Joe.
Definitely sad. It is. It's sad all over. We watch. It'm sad. It's a sad situation, Joe. Definitely sad.
It is.
It's sad all over.
We watch.
It's sad because it's us, Joe.
It's sad because it's us.
It's sad because you got a megastar.
She's a megastar.
She's a superstar.
Superstar.
She's a superstar.
Not a megastar.
She ain't a superstar.
I was about to say,
she's not a superstar.
Man.
Everything I say sound like hate,
but go ahead.
Yeah, I'm not trying to.
She's a star.
Damn, numbers. But go ahead. Numbers matter'm not trying to. She's a star. Damn, numbers.
But go ahead.
Numbers matter.
So what about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?
Remember that?
Yeah.
He lost, but he go get his shit right back.
He didn't lose.
No, he won.
He lost the first time.
But then dog.
Stay right there.
That's a good point.
If he didn't have that girl on tape, if they didn't have all of that shit, he would have lost.
The nigga was telling the truth.
He would have fucking lost.
If they didn't have tapes of her calling him bitches, I'm just hitting you.
Like, they had shit where he's like, yo, I only hit you.
You acting like a girl.
I only smacked you a couple times.
Like, dog, if they didn't have all of that shit and having her on tape going absolutely ape shit, Johnny Depp would have lost.
But the point I'm trying to make is that his movie career is just going to continue.
Because he won.
He won.
All right.
So if he wins the appeal, right, because of who?
He's tarnished.
He's tarnished.
Exactly.
Kobe Bryant.
And not for nothing, it's still going to take Johnny Depp a little while to get that shit back to where it was.
He was fucking making $50 million a film.
He jacked black.
One more jack.
He out of here.
But dog, Kobe Bryant never, ever, ever overcame that shit.
And he never even went to trial.
But nothing happened.
What did he lose monetarily?
He lost endorsement deals.
He got them back.
He lost them.
The fact that he lost them, he lost them.
He got them back, though.
Not the same ones. My nigga, I don't care. When he lost Nike, he got him back. He lost him. The fact that he lost him, he lost him. He got him back, though. Not the same ones.
My nigga, I don't care.
He lost Nike.
He got him back.
Dog, in death, in death, Kobe Bryant still was mentioned with the R word.
In death.
He never even went to trial.
He never lost trial.
He never went to trial.
They didn't have enough evidence to take him to trial.
And his name was still associated with the R word.
Isn't our job to...
Yo, I'm trying to leave this on, too.
I'm trying to unpack.
I'm going to get this shit off.
Stop checking me, bro.
Don't touch me again.
Isn't our job to show that that's not right, though?
Yes.
Our job is to say, this is not right.
If somebody is innocent, don't have the perception.
You know, change it.
And Troy was trying to buy NBC yo
nah man
it's cause he
he was bucking the system
yo
he went independent
and he was exposing
and he was showing
like
he told Interscope
don't make me
tell what's going on
I know them secrets
he was bucking something
he was bucking bro
you can't buck the system
Parks
yeah this thing is crazy
you know
this thing is crazy
see
when Parks do that I don't even look at him now I when Parks do that, I don't even look at him.
Now I got to open the soundboard.
I don't even look at him.
Now I got to open the soundboard up.
When you do that, I just go like this.
Now I press your little drop.
I go right here.
You got it?
Boom, boom.
I thought we'd never use that drop again, but.
You were smart for keeping it in there.
As the newest member of this podcast...
Of the Rockefeller team?
Nah, uh...
You got a chain?
Yeah, we got to get the chain.
As the newest member of the JVP...
Excuse me, don't do that.
Don't play it.
I like to talk without beats.
I ain't biting the dust.
I'm not supposed to play this for Tory, though.
For Tory.
We'll violate Tory like that. He got to go.
He bit the dust.
Nigga shot somebody.
Or shot at somebody.
Or shot the girl.
Nah, nah, nah.
You violating.
You violating.
You violating.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You violating.
We don't do that.
We don't do that, bro.
You violating.
You can't.
All right, go ahead.
Play it back.
Go ahead.
You can't.
You crossing the line.
I'll never let a nigga do that to you.
Never.
Don't touch my laptop again.
A nigga die playing with you like that, nigga.
Don't touch my laptop.
All right, but you blocking my face.
You blocking my face from my camera.
All right.
I got you.
See, I didn't think I co-signed this shit, but.
What?
This is a ritual here, yo.
If I was a rapper boy.
These hip hop niggas be doing stupid shit.
That one really gets you every time.
They throw their career out the window.
Because he right.
If you think about it, this is.
I'm still going to get Chick-State 6.
Whenever it drives.
Just push back a little bit.
Oh, no, I told you.
Alone at Prom Deluxe is.
Oh, yeah, that's happening.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
It's just going to be delayed a little bit.
That's fine.
That's fine.
All right, Flip.
You're blocking my face.
I'm sorry.
As the newest member.
You ugly.
I'm here to inform y'all the things behind the dust. You're blacking my face. I'm sorry. As the newest member. You ugly. I'm here to inform y'all the things behind the scenes.
Now, I'm not going to get into details, but I just got a gemerit, which is a Joe Merritt,
against my, on my sheet because I said something I was supposed to say, so they had to edit
it.
No, I'm not going to lie to y'all.
Parks was editing it.
They went outside.
I caused the break. I'm going to keep it real with y'all it. No, I'm not going to lie to y'all. Parks was editing it. They went outside. I caused the break.
I'm going to keep it real with y'all niggas.
I'm not going to lie.
There you go.
I caused the break.
It was you.
I did.
Joe said, ah, can you, can you, I can't say it.
He had them, they had a meeting with me outside.
Art came outside like, oh, come on, flip.
Corey, like, I told you, motherfuckers, this nigga ain't the.
It's fine.
We edited that.
Okay, all right.
I just want to keep it real with you.
We back.
You're keeping it real
with the audience.
You have to.
Breaking the fourth wall.
I'm breaking the fourth wall.
There you go, fourth wall.
No, it's cool
if you're talking to them.
Then you can do it.
But all right, I feel you.
All right.
So, well, so much for him.
Tory.
Glad that one's over.
Years of that mess.
Pretty much.
Yeah. Damn, damn damn damn and um in in glad something is over after
years Fred O'Bain and young boy NBA has squashed their beef I think this is a major major major
big deal and as platforms that's always out here um you know, we got to say RIP,
and, you know, when things go too far to see too,
well, be clear, there was life lost in this beef.
So to see these two actually be able to put all of that aside
and dead this beef right here is a major thing.
I agree.
I saw them take a picture together,
or I saw, yeah, I saw that. That's all I saw, and that's. I agree. I saw them take a picture together. Or I saw, yeah, I saw that.
That's all I saw and that's all I knew.
I saw, so what happened,
I saw Youngboy does a,
I believe it's like a Christmas toy drive
or something like that.
And I saw the flyer
and I saw Fredo Bang on there,
but it said Never Broke Again Presents.
So I thought it was a joke.
It's fire.
I'm like, wait, what the fuck? So into it and then it's they they squash their beef now what pissed
me off about this though is you fucking internet people niggas who have no nothing to do with the
streets are complaining about this oh yo you ain't a real nigga because you such and such died on
your side how you going now piece it up with this man like fam you don't a real nigga because such and such died on your side how you going to now peace it up with this man
like fam
you don't know what they went through you don't know
the conversation that had to have taken
place for them to dead that
when Frito sat here it was a very serious matter
yeah
very serious matter
you could see it in his face
we
didn't jump into it
we didn't delve into it
that's how serious it was
I knew what he was talking about
and you know
I'm like
yeah you know
I ain't know
leave it
cause ice in the streets
somebody lost their life
rest in peace
yeah rest in peace to G
to G
as I said
I do agree with you on that
a lot of people
that are not outside
they don't understand
what it's like
to have two
strong entities or two things that's beefing come together they are not outside, they don't understand what it's like to have two strong entities
or two things
that's beefing come together.
They don't know
the power behind that
and what it says.
People just like nigga shit.
They want us to kill each other
all day and shoot each other.
We not doing that.
But the bad,
but flip,
the crazy part is,
now one of them
take another loss,
then it's,
yo, this senseless violence
gotta stop, man.
Yo, man, we bigger than this.
We gotta stop the violence.
I think it's where they go with the trend. It's a trend thing, man. Yo, man, we bigger than this. We got to stop the violence. I think it's where they go with the trend.
It's a trend thing, right?
So, like, if somebody thinks that, you know, all the beefs, when it comes to beefs, they get the most views.
Beefs and argument, they get the most views.
Nigga shit, that is finest.
Mm-hmm.
So, when somebody, like, is saying that, yeah, yeah, it's going down down or niggas outside showing on they block
and doing all that
we love it
right
then when somebody
lose their life
now everybody
they want to sing
we shall overcome
huh
when we push this shit
myself included
I'm no
I'm just as guilty
as the rest of y'all
we sit there
and push the bullshit
and then when
we push the street bullshit
and then when some
real street consequences happen
we come in here
or wherever
people be on the internet and everywhere.
It's damn, yo.
The violence, man.
The violence.
The violence.
That's why I didn't see enough talk about this.
It's the internet, though.
And it pissed me off because.
By design.
True.
Yes.
Do you think that the internet.
Or even if it's not by design.
Culture, culture, culture.
Even if it's not by design, what happens is not enough people gonna go click on it
so we got a whole bunch of content creators that's doing what they know is going to generate clicks
so if i know peace is not going to generate clicks i'm not pushing peace man at some point dog you
just gotta if you know you have a platform and you care anything about people the people
nobody cares about nobody I just see to get money and that's it and once we
realize that yeah money's the motive yeah nobody cares about any of this shit
the 80s is over you yeah then caring about you that shit was just crazy to
me like I really had to go in the information wasn't there I like I had to
go look for it.
My favorite thing about Dirk is that a lot of his rhymes be talking to the internet,
people that don't know nothing about the streets.
And that's me now, too, so I enjoy it.
That's me now.
He be explaining shit.
Wait, but why?
What did he say?
Yo, he's crazy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Nah, Dirk, Dirk, Dirk.
Wait, wait, Dirk, wait, wait.
Dirk said some other shit.
No, why he said that?
All right, you got to chill out.
Hey, if you can't tell, they are using lyrics in court, whether they are saying they not.
I don't know what they talk about.
Bro, if you're a juror.
That's another reason I can't go to court.
They use them.
Like, they tell you, like, yo, you're not supposed to turn your TV on.
You're not supposed to do nothing.
That's a lie.
All that's bullshit.
Yeah, yeah.
It's impossible today. It's impossible.
Not just that. All jokes aside,
just as a human being,
if you want to
sleep at night
knowing that you did or did not
send some innocent person to jail,
you want to kind of do a little
bit of background on the person. They say you
shouldn't, but, oh, he did that?
Oh, she did this
oh that's a track record for her that is going to determine some things your character determines
some things so if you're a juror and you hear saying yo i put him in the head
you like oh okay i am dirk went on a song on this current project that just dropped what a week and
a half two weeks ago and the lyric literally, I could have been a part of that Rico.
I called Thugger and told him every nigga I shot.
I had nothing after that, though.
I swear to God, I had nothing.
He didn't say that.
I will play the song.
Come on.
Please don't.
No, don't do that.
That's street nigga substance.
Nigga.
And y'all know I love Dirk. Me too. Not too much on D. Nigga. And y'all know how.
Y'all know I love Dirk.
Me too.
Dirk is my homie.
Not too much on Dirk, yo.
Now that I think about it.
Dirk is my homie.
Easy on Dirk.
Not too much on Dirk.
Slow down with that Dirk shit.
Yeah, easy.
I feel.
Good ass.
I can't be in Dirk.
Even when I shouldn't.
Stop, yo.
Dirk is my homie.
Ish.
Don't pontificate right now.
I'm talking.
But don't pontificate to him either.
What that mean?
Pontificate you, nigga.
All that extra library bullshit. We ain't got time for that shit today. I'm asking what it means pontificate to him either what that mean pontificate you nigga All that extra library bullshit
Why I can't say that
One day this room will trust me to leave
Why we just listen what you do shut the fuck up?
Top token make that bro. Well what?
Shut the fuck up.
Stop talking like that, bro.
What, what?
Stop talking.
I was about to jump.
Yo, you can't really do nothing on this couch.
You would have fell, old man.
You can't get up fast on this couch. You the leg sweeper.
On Instagram, I'd be watching niggas that get knocked out by kicks.
There's no better motion.
Nah, my new shit on Instagram is watching,
what's the proper term here?
Disabled people fight.
Yo, you need a hug, yo.
Nah, yo, the zoo was boxing,
but he had one of those.
She had the boxing gloves here.
Tell him stop.
And knocked my man out.
You cut me off?
Did this nigga say that?
He's supposed to stop, too.
He's stupid, too.
Y'all both stupid. Nah, I said the proper term. Disabled? Disabled. You you cut a little I did this nigga say that supposed to stop to he's stupid to be a boss
Not said the proper term disabled disabled
I didn't I saw he's over the one hand and hand he had the boxing glove here dog. Stop you go too far, bro
I'm sorry. You got us to be knocked that niggas move out. Hey, you got a chair
Do I some point you got to stop you gotta know when your limits, bro?
Bro, I didn't know do that up here. I saw him not
you gotta stop you gotta know when your limits bro bro i didn't know we don't do that up here i saw him knock money out and i'm like oh can i tell you about touch one more time we don't do
that up here bro the jdp man i see it back there till the end i want to talk about that because i
want to get back to christmas i do okay like we're getting all jury-ish and rap beef-ish
it's happy time it's the end of the year i'm getting back to christmas uh first of all what
i find funny is this is a crib full of men,
and I don't know what nobody got for Christmas.
That's funny to me.
Nothing.
Nigga, we all told you we didn't get nothing.
I got gifts.
No, that's not true.
I didn't get anything.
Shut up.
You know you just played it.
For real.
I didn't get anything.
Nothing?
Not one thing.
Your girl didn't get nothing?
Your girl.
Nothing.
Why?
Because I told her not to.
She listen?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're not supposed to listen
when somebody say.
That's weird to the audience.
That's what I'm saying.
Can I ask you a question?
Do she tell you the same thing?
Like, don't get me nothing?
No, we made a conscious decision.
Like, yo, dog,
we got so much shit going on.
Like, it's not.
And again,
not even being on the funny shit.
Like, yo, dog, my girl get mad shit throughout the course of the year.
I get mad shit.
So what?
Christmas is its own thing.
It's not that for me.
It's not that for me.
Yo, you need to figure out if you Muslim or not.
You need to figure it out.
You trying to be some type of new Hebrew Muslim?
Hebrew?
No, Hebrew. Hebrew. You trying to be Hebrew type of new Hebrew Muslim. Hebrew? No.
Hebrew.
You trying to be Hebrew?
Israelite.
Israelite.
You the black Israelite.
No, for real.
You need to pick a side of the fence
and stay there.
Yeah, the black Israelite.
That's it.
We got you.
All right,
so that's what happened to him.
I understand now
you did your 4% of cheer.
You ain't.
You don't get a 5.
He's never getting a five from me.
He wearing McQueen's.
What the fuck
is he talking about?
He's the first Muslim
I seen in McQueen's.
I've never seen him do that.
Ice,
you got shit,
of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shorty laced me.
She was like,
that's what you got.
No, nigga.
It's old shit.
Ice Feet Game
got more fire.
No, no,
I'm bringing some AIs back.
I see somebody say,
you don't even wear AIs no more.
You don't.
Watch this. But your girl laced you. Yeah you yeah yeah yeah she she hit me with some ill
surprise shit that I didn't even I still don't know how she noticed what I wanted that's what
really got me at six no no but it's just I felt appreciated you cry no didn't cry, but it hit a nigga.
But I was just like, damn, yo, you really smoked that.
You're not going to tell me what it is, right?
No.
You know I don't do that.
I know.
I got it.
You teared up.
You did tear up.
I know.
I'm a softie, though.
Did you get any for Christmas?
I already answered.
I'm not repeating answering shit because you want to go back and do shit.
But no, I'm not repeating it.
A little bit, but not much.
Some garments. Park? A little bit, but not much. Some garments.
Corey?
Y'all don't think that that's sad and depressing
and we need to take a real look at that?
I know this is a part for us to joke around and shit,
but that's a little nuts to me.
But it's fine.
We can move on.
What you got?
You ain't getting nothing, right?
Well, again, I said outside of my girl.
His brother.
Yo.
His brother got him something. Cologne. Oh, yeah, your brother got you something. Oh, yeah, yeah, Yo. His brother got him something.
Cologne.
Oh, yeah, your brother got you something.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My brother got me something.
Cologne.
A little Longshoreman money.
No, y'all think I'm...
Watch this.
Watch this, y'all.
Watch this.
All right.
FaceTime, too.
She want to pick up?
Pressure.
What day is it?
What time is it?
No, we're trying not to answer.
No, they don't want to answer.
Oh, there we go.
All right, you don't have to FaceTime this man.
Let me do a regular call.
No, keep it going.
Okay.
Keep it going.
We'll just do a regular call here.
Yeah, Trey needs some body shots.
Word.
Why?
If he ain't buying no Christmas gift.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Definitely need some body shots.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Can you hear me?
Yes, now I can hear you.
This is your father and your father's podcast.
We are live on air.
Okay.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
How are you doing?
I'm great.
You know I love you, right?
Yeah, I love you too.
My man.
So I was just talking about how I received absolutely nothing for Christmas.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Evil laugh.
That nigga gave you the Marvel comic laugh.
Yeah, yeah, word.
All right.
My friends couldn't believe that since you need a little more.
Oh, man.
Wow.
What I didn't tell them is i didn't get a birthday gift either
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh what the fuck explain it say something in front of millions explain yourself
on my birthday you told me your birthday gift is coming it's now december i've received no
birthday gift on christmas you walk in the house with your little with your little brother and receive gifts but don't hand
out no gifts you're 21 years old pardon me pardon me pardon me pardon me we both can't talk at the
same time pardon me you're 21 you have a car college and didn't get nobody no gift.
No, excuse me.
Did your mother get a gift?
No, my mother did not get a gift.
She got a birthday gift?
She did get a birthday gift.
Now hang up on me.
See?
And now hang up on you.
No, I ain't going to hold you. Something is wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
Something is wrong here.
The dads all across America are supposed to just soak this up.
Did you get your from Father's Day?
Seriously.
Nigga, if I don't remember it, then probably.
Yeah, that's.
Something is off in there.
But it's cool.
It's cool.
Something must have happened to the connection, Dad.
Yeah.
So I think we got disconnected.
No, I banged it on you. Oh, you banged on me. No, I banged it on you.
Oh, you banged on me.
Wow.
I banged it on you.
I didn't want to assume that.
No, you don't.
Don't assume it.
I told you.
My feelings are hurt.
Like, you're my oldest son, my first king.
Yeah.
In a vulnerable moment.
How do you expect dads to feel in this?
You know, I just, all right.
So now I just started working.
You know, I got my little monies right.
You know, I'm not that broke little kid no more that we was yelling about on the podcast. You know, I just, alright, so now I just started working, you know, I got my little monies right, you know, I'm not that broke little kid no more that we was yelling about on the
podcast, you know. When you started working,
when you started to, when you started to work.
I got a little change in my pocket, I can buy
you something fly and we won't have to.
Yo, yo, yo, let me ask you a question,
Akita's ish. When you started working?
I started working like a month
and a half ago, two months ago. You got checks.
You said, what? I'm sorry. You got checks ago You got checks You said what I'm sorry
You got checks you got paid
How many checks three
I get paid weekly
Oh you got six checks
I got paid the Friday of Christmas
That was my first good check
You got five checks
And a good check
He admitted to a good check. I'm getting mad.
He admitted to a good check.
Yeah, you're wild.
You're triggering your dad.
Bigger than that, you was in the studio, right?
Make a little song.
But no, I do have something fly that just came in the mail.
I do have something fly that just came in the mail.
I'm just asking you.
The birthday, I can't explain.
I was broke, and forgetful that the fly is.
But I do have something that's coming in the mail.
Why do you think you need to give your father and your dad something fly?
Your rich dad.
Because I get you shit
that's not fly
and then I don't ever see it again.
Like?
Such as?
I got you a watch before.
That wasn't the flyest
and I never seen that watch again.
Yes, in the trash
where it belongs.
So how about I buy you shit
that couldn't go to the trash.
No, you should put a little more thought
into something.
Why'd you say that?
Casio fucking watch.
You put it to the side, man.
Are you crazy, though?
Yeah, you don't do that. You out of line. Don't do that to him, bro.
You out of line. I gotta check you when you get off the phone.
Yo, Valentine's Day.
You better show up.
Nah, nah, nah. You need a New Year's gift. out of line I check you when you get off the phone yo Valentine's Day you better show my nigga bigger than that creative you could have you could have written could have did some other go buy no fly shit Not just that nigga You got a project out
You got some studio time
Yeah
What's your project called
My mother's my only parent
Word is born
Volume one
What's the name of that shit
Mama's boy out now
Mama's
Man
Now get this nigga off my phone
Yo
Get him off my phone
Now you want promo
Fuck outta here
No nigga
No
No no no
No we done with him. No more for him.
You can't throw no watch in the garbage.
I didn't throw no watch in the garbage.
That was for dramatic flair.
Okay, good job.
I don't remember no watch.
That nigga's freestyling.
Anyway, I didn't want to talk about me and my son.
I wanted to talk about Derrick Rose.
Got me in a lot of trouble.
My girl keep finding new ways to have this,
to pit me against the money side of arguments, right?
The shit we do for Play Play up here,
she keep trying to do it for real.
So she trapped me.
Here I go.
I walk into it too.
Hey, you see Derrick Rose?
Yes, I see Derrick Rose.
What Derrick did, man?
Derrick Rose, Christmas Eve, had like a pajama party.
Yo, we ain't do enough of that.
Shout out to the girlfriends out there that, you know what I mean?
Co-parenting, it's our Christmas tradition.
Y'all spend the night at my baby mom's house so we can open up gifts in the morning.
We not doing nothing.
We not sleeping together.
It's for the baby so they can see.
You know what I mean? Shout out to y'all. Y'all the real mvps y'all real mvps derrick rose christmas eve was with his
wife and his fiance and his baby mom in matching pajamas drinking champagne on the internet playing
games even family night they was having a black that's what i said i thought that was the swaggiest
thing in the world.
Salute to him.
Shout out to Lou Will.
You know what I mean?
All of the people that send it out.
Right?
Here she go.
What do you think about that?
I'd say I think it's great if you
wealthy.
I just think it's great if all parties
are mature enough.
That's what she said.
That's exactly what she said.
Gotta be wealthy.
Know what helps with that maturity?
Some wealth.
Some wealth.
Like I told her, I have never seen a broke person in silk pajamas with their fiance and baby mom,
and it's posted on Instagram while they eating crackers and sipping champagne.
If y'all have seen one, show it to me.
The broke niggas do it, but
the women don't know. It don't go like that. Yeah. It don't go
like that. No, they just don't know. Yeah. No, they know.
No, no, no, they don't. No, they don't.
They don't know. They don't.
They don't know. Oh, shout out. Oh, wait. Shout out to
y'all, too. I'm on Christmas now.
Shout out to y'all girls, yo, that
your man woke up at 7 a.m. and was
like, I got to make a run real quick.
Last minute shopping.
You know how it goes.
Yo, I spoke to a few of y'all.
My mother heat went out real quick.
I got to run over there.
It was a cold wave.
Yeah, yeah.
He only there for the kids.
Hey, y'all, I ain't going to lie.
He only over there for the kids.
I got to just make a run real quick at 7 in the morning on Christmas.
It's been four days.
DJ Envy pissed me off with all that Christmas stuff he be doing.
You know what I'm saying?
We going to block him.
He do too much.
No, I agree with you.
We going to block him today together.
I'm not going to block him, but.
Universal block.
He does do a little too much.
Yeah, like, come on.
How can you be a friend with somebody like that?
What you doing, bro?
Don't make him no time for that.
Get him.
Get him.
Got to work hard.
Oh, no.
I laced mine, so I ain't.
All you got to do is work harder. This is why I got high. Get him. Get him. Gotta work harder. Oh, no. I laced mine, so I ain't. All you gotta do
is work harder.
This is why I got hired here.
I'm trying to work harder.
All you gotta do
is work harder.
Gotta work harder.
Wait, hired?
Stop.
There's not an internship?
Are you dumb?
No.
You got your son
doing an internship
where you don't pay him?
I pay my son.
I'll tell you about that.
I pay my son.
I pay my son.
Look.
I pay my son.
Master P. They learned them quick.
They learned them quick.
No, no, no.
No, they learned too.
Master Flip.
I pay my son.
No, they learned too.
I'm playing quick.
He's right there.
Ask him.
Okay.
I'm not asking your son.
Now, that's rude.
But you're saying it in front of him, nigga.
I'm saying it in front of him.
Listen.
So, that was my Derrick Rose argument.
Where do you gentlemen stand on that?
I have a follow-up question after you answer it.
I think it's super fly.
Yeah.
Bro, could you? If everybody cool with the 40. But not for broke. follow-up question after you answer it. I think it's super fly. Yeah.
Bro, could you,
if everybody cool in the 40? But not for broke.
No, no, no.
No, I just think it's,
you asking me my opinion,
nigga, I'm gonna agree with you.
Stop lying.
I don't,
I'm not lying.
If yo,
if you got two women
that are mature enough
to handle that,
I think that's super fly.
I think that their brothers
and their siblings
getting together
on Christmas is dope.
Yo, I bought eggs.
I bought eggs. I bought eggs.
I don't know what he talking about.
Yeah, what the?
I hate his plot.
Wow, the nigga got enough money to get that shit off.
Yeah, shut up, man.
Yo, no, no, no.
Shut up.
No, no, no.
Come on, homie.
Where do you find two girls mature enough for what you're talking about?
What he just said.
What Whole Foods you go to?
I agree with him.
I think it's Fly.
What Whole Foods is that?
It is Fly.
That's Fort Lee.
If you can afford it. That's all it is. That's all it is. That's it's fly. What whole food is that? It is fly. That's Fort Lee. If you can afford it.
That's all it is.
That's all it is.
All right.
We watched them try to get Kareesha mad every time Puff sneezed.
Guess what?
She keep telling y'all niggas, I'm cool.
Why?
Why?
He's got a couple dollars, heist.
But she did say she was sick.
That shit ain't worth it. That shit ain't worth it. That shit ain't worth it. couple dollars ice but she did say she was single you know you know the ill part about this I watched the video of him screaming at the TV he don't give a fuck
about what you doing
up there with dude man
let me go
alright alright
you flirting with my girl
I know
I know puff
work harder man
he don't give a fuck
at all
I be having remixes to records that I didn't know how to remix.
I don't know what version that was.
This is the remix.
To what?
M.O.P.? Silly of me to assume that Puff don't have a remix.
No, there is a remix to that one, M.O.P.
Who is on this?
Why were you here just before? There was some niggas on here. Bust the road. Bust the road. Bust the road. Bust the road. Bust the road. Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road.
Bust the road. Bust the road. Bust's funny about that. This nigga's screaming at the screen.
Talking about something.
Yo, is he flirting with my girl?
He flirting with my girl.
With my shorty what?
He flirting with my shorty what?
I'm about to run out there.
All right, puff.
Listen, you're my man.
I still want to come to the party.
This was mastery at its finest.
What?
This is mastery.
It's all been mastery.
This is wizardry.
The tweets was mastery.
This is wizardry.
No, the tweets I'm not going to call
wizardry because
bum niggas have
gotten caught into that when your girl come up. Yo, you better
say something publicly. Yo, that's my girl.
Y'all better chill out because I'm seeing niggas about that.
Let me tell you real quick though.
He started the tweet. He put her at name
directly. So it only show up
in her replies.
Yeah, you right. This is mastery replies that's only for her to see that
that's only for some flasher you put in your clothes for his and it's only a
girl I told my girl I'm gonna put hard just hard my clothes for just her I
don't do that show have a cool show close yo it's his it's his show on his network on his network I'm
puffed so anything I say is promoting this and I'll make my girl feel good by showing the public
that I'm acting jealous when I have a roster of nothing but the finest of the fine over here
I got 90 last 35 joints I've had nothing but them.
And now niggas gonna go to the interview
to be like,
word, they was flirting,
they was flirting,
let me go see.
See, and that's why
I like the young people.
It's the Joe Burrow disease.
They don't know
what they don't know.
So for us,
those of us that have
grown up with Puff,
y'all think that we think, nope.
Nah, chill out.
I am.
Thank you.
New Year's is coming.
Shit, I ain't even get invited to the party.
I know you're having a party.
I ain't get invited since this girl popped in the picture.
That's what happens.
Shit always change.
Niggas get that girl.
Oh, so the second thing I wanted to ask y'all about Christmas.
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
Let's get that girl. Oh, so the second thing I wanted to ask y'all about Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Let's hear it.
The Derrick Rose got me to feeling tough in the relationship.
It's like, yo, in the event that we found a girlfriend to have, not a fuck buddy, a girlfriend, which means she's servicing us both and fulfilling us both.
If we find a girlfriend, can I get her just as nice of a gift or in the same ballpark of nice as a gift as I get you?
That was an argument and a fight.
I bet it was.
I bet.
That was an argument and a fight, and I it was. I bet. That was an argument and a fight, and I totally disagree.
Her thing was.
Hell no.
Her thing was.
I think it was hell no.
Hell no.
Let me sit up.
Her thing was hell no.
Yeah.
No way.
Yeah.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck that bitch.
But I think you can't do that if she's servicing both of us.
Like, nigga, she's our girlfriend.
That's what I'm saying.
Nigga, she brand new.
That's what she's saying.
What is wrong with y'all? She got to put some equity in there. That's what she said. I disagreega, she brand new. That's what she's saying. What is wrong with y'all?
She got to put some equity in there.
That's what she said.
I disagree with that.
She don't come out the gate up here.
Please, that girl is doing you a solid, doing y'all a solid and a service and modifying
her lifestyle in a certain way.
You not going to lace her with some Van Cleef if you get Van Cleef?
I hope you apply this thought to my deal up here.
I hope you apply that thought to my deal, nigga. I hope you apply. I'm happy you think like that. I hope you apply this thought to my deal up here. I hope you apply that thought to my deal, nigga.
I hope you apply.
I'm happy you think like that.
I hope you apply that thought.
I hope you apply that thought.
I'm with you.
I hope you apply that same thought, nigga, to this deal.
Nah, your deal is fire.
You only interned for three years.
Are you dumb?
For three years.
Normally, it's a five-year internship.
Nigga, you canceled our dinner, and you're going away,
and now I have to meet with you next week, nigga.
I'm going to DR with my girl.
I ain't jacking DR right now.
And matching swim trunks.
That's what I'm doing.
Well, I didn't ask you what you was jacking.
I'm telling you what I'm doing.
That's the point.
First of all, I'm going to keep it real.
No disrespect.
I don't like this shit right here, bro.
What you don't like?
It's three, it's four niggas, it's five niggas here, bro.
Stop that, because I'm trying my best to keep my composure.
I'm pressing my hand like this.
We're sorry.
Stop doing that, bro.
I'm going to talk to you.
I'm going to talk to you. I'm going to talk to you. here, bro. Stop that, because I'm trying my best to keep my composure.
I'm pressing my hand like this.
We sorry.
Stop doing that, bro.
I'm going to talk out of turn.
All right, we sorry.
Stop with the, I know they cool with you, man.
I'm new here, nigga.
But we just said sorry.
We said sorry.
Now what?
Shout out to you, because he involved with me.
Stop playing with me, bro.
Shout out to my nigga, Lotberry, because he like, he looking good.
So you, so you,
so you,
I'm done with this.
I'm done with you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck do I got to do
with you and Flip Talk?
Yeah,
don't talk to Lotberry.
Please tell me when I got to do it.
I'm ignoring him.
I'm still on my Christmas rant.
So what you talking about
is for?
Because you said,
no,
no,
I agree with you,
but that's wrong.
You're not acknowledging
how the girl feels in that,
which is what Ice is saying.
That's why I'm done talking to you
because it's like,
if we thinking from man brain,
then yeah, but you're not.
I could 100% understand why she's going to have an attitude.
And this is the thing.
Anytime you want to introduce another girl into your relationship in any capacity, you
got to just take the backseat and listen to whatever your girl's saying.
That's it.
That's absolutely.
And that's really the cheap bullshit.
That's the rule that's some bullshit.
We changed a few of the things.
Unless you puffed. We changed one. We changed the cheap bullshit. That's the rule that's some bullshit. We changed a few of the things. Unless you puffed.
We changed one.
We changed the time limit.
That was introduced after we answered.
So, of course.
Well, she's a new girl.
Yeah, she's new.
So, if you just met a girl that you knew six months and you've been with your girl six years,
you can't possibly give the same exact whatever to the new chick that you give your girl.
That's the premise, I think.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
The new chick is supposed to get laced.
He was talking about the Derrick Rose situation,
and that was his baby mom and his fiance.
Well, I'm just telling you that that conversation
led to this conversation.
Oh, so that's what I was talking about.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's a tool, yeah.
That's what I was replying to.
I was replying to.
That's totally some new chick.
We're talking about our sister wives here.
Shout out to all the side chicks that got beautiful gifts and presents and love.
That's important.
I don't know why these mains think Christmas
is just for them.
Silly them.
I don't know why they think their man
is just for them, too.
Nigga had to run to the mailbox on Christmas morning.
A lot.
And it was far that day.
Y'all remember the Christmas classic? Y'all remember what happened?
I got to run to Starbucks. Nigga told Shorty
he was going to get some cigarettes and popped up courtside.
Chris Brown, my man. Chris Brown.
The greatest. I'll be right back. Going to get some cigarettes.
The greatest. Laker game, courtside.
Laker game with some nice
Christmas classic.
Well, that was with Rihanna, right? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, no. Carucci got to cry.
Sorry, Carucci.
If Rihanna invites me to the Laker game on Christmas,
then you will be alone for Christmas.
Tappahannock.
Shout to Tappahannock.
We can't shout to what?
Tappahannock.
What's that?
Part of Virginia.
Where they from?
That's funny, son.
You know that?
Tappahannock.
Tappahannock, nigga. What are you talking aboutapper Hanny. Tapper Hannock, nigga.
What is he talking about?
You are a Tapper Hannock, nigga.
I'm about to tap.
What are you going to tap?
Yeah, you are.
That's why you love Cracker Barrel and all that country bullshit.
Anyway, what else is important or not important?
Netflix.
We are never going to stop sharing passwords, ever.
No.
Ever.
Facts.
There's nothing you can do about it.
That's why we have it.
Well, there's something they can do about it that's why we have it well there's something
they can do about it
what are they going to do about it
if they put
like some other
apps have
like NFL Sunday Ticket
has in there
they got the location
stream
location based login
and if they detect
another login
it's not
where the home
like if you log in
at the same time or something
they can block one out
oh they have to pay
for that technology
that's a fee on their end.
All right, spend it.
Well, yeah.
Y'all go spend it.
They said they dead in that shit, though.
Yeah, it's the top of the year.
They said they found something
that they're going to do
to crack down on it.
Look what the Chris Rock deal
made them do.
Word.
They're getting ready
to get that back, though.
What I did think was interesting
was they promoting that
Chris Rock shit from March.
Now, it's December. Heavy, heavy. Sponsored ads all over my social medias that money back that's a
lot it's different so you can't just this ain't a series that you could watch they want as many
people logged in as possible when that shit oh yeah it's live it's a live stream is it gonna uh
exist after the live yes probably they do here we go that's what they want we go no i'm just saying
with their trickery of live event, you got to be there.
You know how they love that whole we are number one, such as we have X many million viewers
at this time.
They want that.
They want to break the record.
They want that.
I don't believe Netflix to be number one in nothing.
I'll be honest with you.
Just looking at their library.
Which is why they do shit like this.
Well, they building up that big studio.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
They got that all Army base in Jersey.
Army base in Jersey.
900 million. 900 million.
900 million.
This bet better work.
Word.
Yeah, they better be on they Tyler Perry shit.
Yeah, Stranger 7.
It better be Stranger Things 7.
Better be that shit.
I'm telling you.
You, season 8.
Yeah, word.
By the time they get to Stranger Things season 7, them kids going to have kids.
Fact. Them kids going to have kids. Stranger Things, 7 Them kids gonna have kids Stranger Things Strange Things
Are they currently building it
Or what is going on right now
They just purchased the land in South Jersey
Got it
I forgot what fort it was
It's an old army base in Monmouth County
They spent $903 million for it.
For the whole base?
For the whole shit.
And they going to just have a studio there.
Mm-hmm.
Like, niggas coming to Jersey,
they must got favorable laws
or some shit.
Because Lionsgate just built
some shit in the middle
of the hood.
In fact, they knocked
the projects down.
I'm talking about some
of the worst projects ever.
Mm-hmm.
Lionsgate bought the projects
and put their new shit.
Rest in peace,
Seth Boynton projects. I keep trying to get to the fun. Somehow, a rest in peace keeps popping up. Put itgate bought the projects and put their new shit. Rest in peace to the Boynton projects.
I keep trying to get to the fund. Somehow a rest in
peace keeps popping up. Put it to the projects.
Rest in peace to the projects. I was
riding by an old Dunkin' Projects. I almost
had to stop and pull over, yo.
Jersey City Christmas night.
There's no need to do it now with whatever
that beautiful development is. It's been there forever.
The outside is beautiful.
You got PTSD. It ain't Dunk The outside is beautiful. You got PTSD.
It ain't dunking projects.
You got PTSD.
Whatever's there,
it ain't dunking projects.
Nowhere near.
That shit look fine.
At all.
Yeah.
Why they giving motherfuckers jobs?
I don't know.
In the area.
I don't care.
I care.
I'm joking.
Why would you say
some shit?
I'm joking.
It's a joke.
That's not a joke.
You like Kiki with me? No. Do you love me? No, that? I'm joking. It's a joke. That's not a joke.
You like Kiki with me.
No, do you love me?
No, I don't, nigga.
You said Kiki, get it?
I see what you did.
I see what you did.
You was rapping, Kiki.
You was doing that Shiggy dance when that shit was out?
I did what?
Why fat niggas love to dance?
Hey, yo, I got 20 for you if you show us right now.
Are you dumb or what? For now you dumb I got 20 for
That's disrespectful you make my deal look crazy
What would you think I could work out over here he's got a negotiate here
I think I like that cuz we won't do that. I would never do no value. No, it would not your library
You cannot allow your side today like I'm trying to tell you to make you more valuable.
You cannot allow.
You're turning from Brooklyn Library to one of the projects somewhere.
The little bullshit in Far Rock.
No, no, let me stop.
And y'all have already made him valuable.
That's why he's here.
That might be it, then.
Because y'all wouldn't get up and do a little TikTok or something.
Yeah, go ahead.
Do your shit, Guy.
What?
First of all, have some respect.
I'm not doing no fucking dance.
I didn't ask you to.
All right?
Don't tell me that that's why I'm here to do dances.
No. I'm here to provide. I'm here to turn up. Don't worry, y'all. I'm sorry. I didn't ask you to. All right? Don't tell me that that's why I'm here to do dances. No.
I'm here to provide
a place for it.
I'm here to turn up.
Don't worry, y'all.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm about to turn the fire,
I just wanted to get it all on.
I'm about to turn the fire on.
Also, while I'm on
my Christmas rant, yo.
Christmas.
New York,
New York women,
I love y'all.
Y'all are near and dear
to my heart.
Y'all went crazy
buying your boyfriends
Abraxas and Pelly Pelly's leathers.
You did.
You did.
I know y'all think that shit is the move in New York,
but it's not.
Chill out.
It look like Daniel Leather make the new Abraxas.
Stop talking about Daniel Leather.
It look like Daniel Leather make the new Abraxas, number one.
You trying to get a jacket from him?
No.
Stop.
No.
You keep hyping Daniel Leather.
I'm leaving them here for y'all. Get all the sides. What side you in? Shout out to Daniel. Shout from him? No. Stop. No. You keep hyping Daniel Lever. I'm leaving them there for y'all.
Nah, I said I'm...
Get all the sides.
Shout out to Daniel.
What side you with?
Shout out to DeRucci.
That's it.
Yo, Avericks, they put out the new Avericks,
and it ain't nowhere near the old Avericks.
That shit should be a slap in the face, number one.
Number two, the Cartier 80s, they all went crazy.
Y'all went crazy out there.
I'm mad about it.
I'm mad about it. Y'all ain't seeing it. I know something's up. Y'all went crazy out there. I'm mad about it. I'm mad about it.
Y'all ain't seeing it.
I know something's happening.
Y'all ain't seeing it.
I seen it.
They went crazy.
Y'all going too crazy.
It bugs me.
I don't see any niggas not from Detroit do that.
That's a Detroit staple.
What?
The Buffs.
When I see all these niggas now just copying Detroit, it just looks funny to me.
Like, that's like.
Don't you have Buffs?
Ice is loyal to a T.
Where did you hear that?
No, I'm just saying, like, that wasn't just shit. Ice, that's like... Ice is loyal to a T. No, I'm just saying,
like, that wasn't just shit.
Ice, America is built... America is built on
borrowing from coaches.
I get it.
I get it.
So, Detroit, Detroit...
What's Buffs mean?
That style friend.
That style that he's wearing
right there.
These.
It's the Buffalo friend.
And it is a Detroit thing.
It's a Detroit thing.
It is a Detroit thing.
All jokes aside.
They made it popular.
They made it famous.
That's their thing. They was wearing that shit. They built cars in Detroit, too. Wait, waitredit it. It is a Detroit thing. All jokes aside. They made it popular. They made it famous.
That's their thing.
They was wearing that shit.
They built cars in Detroit, too.
Wait, wait, wait.
The niggas stole that?
They built cars there, too.
Everybody was Detroit back then.
I've never been to Detroit.
I've never been to Detroit in my life.
And niggas in my hood was wearing them glasses 20 years ago.
So was niggas in Detroit.
Talk about it.
Possibility.
What does that mean?
I don't know how popular they made it.
Stop before babyface
Random niggas come up here
For what?
My nigga Library
Yeah Library
New Jersey niggas
Wear glasses
You want beef with me?
I didn't say that
How many years ago
In what area
Niggas took Library
On your brain?
Dejlo for pop you up nigga
I don't want no sauce
With Dejlo
I had Cartier's
25 years ago
Talk about it
Fuck y'all talking
I don't play with that nigga
That's Library nigga
You can't question him
You can't question him But let me just hold on hold on i'm sorry let me say this
a lot of people don't know that people don't have sex on christmas day or christmas morning
yo your topic's like who don't and who niggas is not fucking that day and who you're going down
getting your gifts opening it you're eating food nine times until you're going outside.
You're not fucking your girl Christmas morning, nigga.
You're not.
Don't lie.
You fucked her the night before, the 24th.
You're not fucking on the morning.
You're coming down, doing all this shit, taking it.
You know what I'm talking about.
This nigga kicked out his baby mom's crib, nigga.
Get out.
Get out of here.
Man, I'm not with that neither.
I ain't with that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Talk. We pressing everything, nigga!
Joe Budden Podcast, nigga!
The newest member, I'm here.
What you talking about?
Yeah, no, y'all keep putting the battery on my back.
I'm getting mad.
People got to answer for some of this stuff, yo.
I be thinking I'm more respected than I am.
Hello?
Hey, man, I speak to Cynthia. It's the Joe Budden Podcast. Oh, yo. I be thinking I'm more respected than I am. Hello? Hey, may I speak to Cynthia? It's the Joe
Button podcast.
Oh, God. You got 30 seconds.
I was telling them how I was
expecting a gift from you and I didn't get it.
And you told me you didn't know what to get me and I was hurt by it.
To that, you say what?
Okay, so you expected a gift
because we have a child together.
So I should be expecting a gift too, right?
Because I am the mother of your king.
I'm raising a king here.
Ish, ask her what she got for her birthday.
What is this podcast?
Sin, you know I don't want no smoke.
I'm hurt that you didn't give me a gift.
Why do you sound different on the podcast?
You don't talk like this in person.
Yo.
No, no, no, no, no.
Joe, abort, abort. No, abort. Stop playing with sin like that. Yo, Flip, shut up. Oh, shut up. No, no, no, no, no. She right. Stop playing with her like that. Joe, abort, abort.
No, abort.
Stop playing with Cyn like that.
She right.
Yo, Flip, shut up.
No, don't play with her.
I've been to her.
Don't play with her.
Put some respect.
Don't play with her like that.
What's that?
That's Queen's Flip.
Don't tell me you've been to my baby mama.
I've been to Cyn for years.
But don't, but don't tell me that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, who's that?
Who's that?
Queen's Flip.
What you mean, hey, the nigga?
Hi, Cyn.
I know her.
Yo.
Cyn showed me love. Yo, it. Yo. Sin showed me love.
Yo, yo.
Yo.
She's a nice woman. What did I tell you, yo?
Why you don't want me to respect the Sin?
Nah, nothing like that.
She's making reggae tone.
Nigga's fired.
It is fired.
It is fired.
Her shit hot, man.
I watched the whole show.
Yo, don't.
You got to be in there.
I'm getting up.
Stop.
Stop playing with me.
All right, so that's all.
Can you pick up Lex earlier tomorrow?
I'm busy.
Oh, shit.
Stop.
Keep on.
You got that rock and soul.
Let me see.
Let me.
Hang on.
Yes.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
Let's go, sis.
Yo, real quick before you go.
You told Ice-ish and Parks and Queens Flip about the for nothing gifts, though?
Like, just no date, no nothing.
Just here.
This for you.
Yeah, I gave you a hug, and it's a happy holidays, and I gave you your child.
That's the best gift you could ever ask for.
No, he was talking about the for nothing gifts that he buys you.
Mm.
That's cool.
Mm.
Stay tuned.
Bye, guys.
Yo, call my baby mom's music.
It's coming your way in your DSP, in your phone right now.
Bye.
Make sure y'all watch her video, too.
Yo, nobody respects me.
Y'all thought it was a joke.
And she studied on you.
Y'all thought it was a joke.
But you know why, though?
Because your attitude, bro.
Can you get your son early?
You got a bad attitude, bro.
No, you get him.
Very sarcastic and all that shit.
You get all that.
Come on, man.
You don't talk like that. I agree with her. You got a bad, slick bro. No, you get them. Very sarcastic and all that shit. You get all that. Come on, man. You don't talk like that.
I agree with her.
You got a bad, slick attitude.
Good morning, Joe.
Hey, good morning.
How you doing today?
Please don't put the battery in my back.
All right, perfect.
See, but it's just like I'm close to the issue's age, so he feel me a little bit.
That's fucked up, right?
I'm joking.
Fuck yeah.
And she's cool.
She's cool.
Me and her cool.
Me and her cool.
I wouldn't even call her if we wasn't cool.
But let me tell you something.
Yo, y'all haven't signed a contract.
Hold on.
Look, look.
If throughout the year.
You see, you don't like that.
You're doing it to me.
If throughout the year.
If throughout the year, you're not with your baby moms no more, but that's your baby moms
and you value her contribution to your kid.
So you blessing your baby mother throughout the year just because.
Maybe get a little Rolex.
Maybe get a little bag just cause.
You know what I'm saying?
Them shoes, I saw them.
I thought you...
Get that.
That's 15.
Little bag might be 4,000.
Little rollie might be...
Little date just used.
You know what I mean?
Nah, 9,500.
My nigga, on Christmas,
I deserve a gift.
Let me talk to you.
Yeah, but that's fucked up to say.
I deserve a gift. You can't say it but that's fucked up to say I deserve a gift
You can't say it
You do
But you can't say it as a man
That's not true
And that's part of the problem
But Ish
Stop
That's part of the problem
Women can tell us
What the fuck they deserve
But we can't say what we deserve
And sometimes we deserve some shit
Cause that's not manly right
Says who
Society
Yo Ish
I'm answering your question
And that's the same society
That's telling these niggas We toast bro After they Pardon trigger warning Since who? Society Yo Ish I'm asking you a question And that's the same society
That's telling these niggas
We toast bro
After they
Pardon trigger warning
After they do something
To they self
That's the only time
They say yo
We need to respect men
And we need to check on them
What do you get a nigga
Like this though
What do you get somebody
That's sarcastic
Like what do you get
A nigga like this
That don't hold his mouth
At anything
What do you get a nigga
Like that
Yo
What do you get another Stop acting like you don't Know your man It anything. What do you get a nigga like that? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
What do you get another?
Stop acting like you don't know your man.
Bruh, that's just...
It's on the person.
Stop.
Hold up.
Stop.
Something from the heart.
Stop, bro.
What do you get a nigga like that?
I can't answer you.
Everybody said the same thing about this nigga, bro.
God damn.
You heard me answer it, son.
What do you get a nigga like that, bro?
You heard me answer it, son.
Nah, you know what?
Stop doing that.
You don't go in that library.
Go into your fucking car.
Oh, my God.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, slow down. It's cool. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. It that library. Go into your fucking library. Oh, my God. All right, all right, all right. All right, slow down.
It's cool.
It's cool.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
It's cool.
Fuck, we get him.
It's going to put the battery in my back.
Anyway, me and my baby balls are fine.
It's cool.
I'm not saying.
It's fine.
I fuck with your baby balls.
It's fine.
I'm talking about life.
She's a nice girl.
All jokes aside, like, dog, he.
Solid.
You know what I mean?
What do you get him?
Tell me.
What does it make you think?
She could have bought the nigga any fucking thing, a coat.
This is a good friend, man. He's really going up for you right now let's say she bought him a coat she could have bought him a coat if your friend
if your friend argues a good argument for you you're still yeah you argue for him
like him or you he would have said You don't got enough money to get
A macaj?
No a macaj
But he would probably say
This is this nigga
Alright
He's slick talking
So when he says that
You take the jacket back
And then you kick him the fuck out
Okay
Got it
Okay
She baked him a pie nigga
A pie that she physically made
I baked you something
What kind of pie though?
Man make some fucking empanadas
Or something
Yeah something
Whatever his favorite Whatever might be That's the sentimental shit made. I baked you something. What kind of pie though? Man, make some fucking empanadas or something. Yeah, something.
Whatever his favorite whatever might be. Give me a little beef empanada.
Give me a little beef empanada. You don't like that joke.
Beef empanada? Who doesn't like empanadas?
Who doesn't like empanadas? I don't eat empanadas. I don't.
Huh? I don't. What's the dislike
about empanada? You eat Jamaican
beef patties. I do eat beef patties.
Oh, that's empanada.
That's just yellow. Y'all stole that from them. Yo, relax. Oh, that's empanadas. That's an empanada. That's an empanada. This is yellow. That's y'all stole that from them.
Watch your mouth, bro.
Yo, relax.
Oh, you Jamaican today.
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
We ain't still at.
Empanadas.
You think y'all came up with beef patties?
Yes.
Facts.
Are you dumb?
But what was here first, the beef patty or the empanada?
The beef patties.
We got to call somebody else to find out.
Well, who?
A Dominican.
No, because Haitians got the old patties, too. So who you going to call? I'm Haitian, too, but I don't like Haitian patties. We got to call somebody else to find out. Well, who? A Dominican. No, because Haitians got the old patties, too.
So who you going to call?
I'm Haitian, too, but I don't like Haitian patties.
Jamaican patties better than Haitian patties.
Jamaican patties are better than Haitian patties.
You Haitian in Jamaica?
I am.
My mother's Haitian.
My father's Jamaican.
Who got the better, who make better curry?
Trinidadians.
But Jamaican curry is good.
Haitians don't make curry.
Never Trinidadians, nigga.
Are you dumb?
That's where it derives from.
Guyana and Trinidad.
Jamaica, nigga.
Indians.
Jamaica.
Indians make better curry
because that's where
it derives from.
Indians.
They burn the curry.
Jamaicans don't burn the curry.
Wait, Indians.
You got to burn the curry
and mix it.
You know what's funny
about Newark niggas?
Where you met an Indian?
Nigga, there's a lot
of Indians around.
In Newark?
Jersey City?
Jersey City.
No, I didn't say
nothing about my hood.
Nigga, get around.
We have old
Indian squares.
I know.
They jumped me
over there trying to.
I know.
You got jumped
by the Indians?
You fucking right
they tried to jump
me over there.
I think I'm done
with my Christmas rant.
Oh, man.
I think I'm done
with my Christmas rant.
Dang, they're laughing, bro.
I think I'm finished.
Didn't feel loved.
That's not true.
I'm lying about that part.
I did feel loved.
Next year, I'm getting all y'all Christmas presents.
Thank you.
Yeah, I said we could have had the little,
pick the name out of the hat.
Secret Santa shit.
Yeah.
We should do a Secret Santa next year.
Word.
Somebody tried to include me in a Secret Santa.
Put a dollar amount on it.
But there was like the minimum gift,
the minimum amount for the gift was $50.
The maximum amount was $100.
I told them I was going to throw this in the garbage.
Don't give me that money, y'all.
And don't pair me on a Secret Santa with somebody broke.
Everybody on a Secret Santa got $100.
What's the limit?
What's the limit on Secret Santa?
Give me the person that's doing well.
Give me a bottle of Creed.
What's the limit on Secret Santa?
Give me some Bond.
I don't know, but the cologne I wear is... What's the limit on Secret Santa, bro? Bond I don't know but the cologne I wear
is
what's the limit
on Secret Santa bro
I don't know
but I want
in here
in here
yes in here
oh unlimited
no it's a limit
what the fuck
you talking about
it's a limit
what's the limit
okay Silk the Shopper
that ain't true
shut the fuck up
y'all get positive
I would buy any of y'all
a bottle of Creed
Bond
it's a limit
yo you know what's funny about women?
That's a limit, Joe.
Oh, no, I wasn't saying that was the only thing.
I'm saying that on the start.
I wouldn't even think twice about that.
I wouldn't even think twice about.
What I'm talking about is you said this.
Baccarat 800, 900.
Listen, I get my man from P.C. Richards that be lacing my family all year,
the big Baccarat, big bottle.
So, I mean, what we doing for y'all sweatsuits yeah that's the problem with when men
can't be men and really be givers because of how they're treated in the
world it's niggas out there they like to buy gifts that's true I'm Christmas
shopping up and down 50 I'm seeing all types of fly shit like I know but to go
back and very Cleef.
So there's no limit on it.
So my next gift next year
is never gonna be a limit.
My loved ones not loving me right
made me lace up more just because.
Just because.
Cause like oh shit
alright at least somebody's up here.
At least somebody made it their business.
To make you feel good.
Yeah come on man.
I feel you.
But then I shared where I'd be involved.
I was like, damn, man.
They really show up for your boy at Christmas.
She's like, damn, that's fucked up.
She starts sending me mad memes with clown faces.
No, the meme was the clown face.
That little angry face talking about,
this is me showing up for people all year that don't show up for me.
I was like, yo, you put a battery
in my back too,
stop.
That's fucked up.
Come on.
Wait,
so y'all don't do
year wrap ups?
What,
like year end wrap ups?
You just talking like,
you don't talk about
the stuff that happened
in the year,
you just what,
having conversations
with your mans and them,
nigga,
this is the fourth wall.
We do five pods a week.
I'm new here, bro. He put you on some game. Thank you, thank you. We do four to five pods a week I'm new here bro
He put you on some game
We do four to five pods a week
I'm here once a week
So that's a hell of a wrap up
You talking about
200 to 250 pods
You check me
But I got a problem with you
What?
Let me talk to you about it
So
Here's my problem
So on Patreon
When we was discussing things
Right?
I don't want to go back to this, but I was talking to Ice earlier.
And we were talking about Ether.
Remember that?
Just real quick.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Buddy.
No, hold on.
We're not going back to that.
Just chill.
Let me do my thing.
I told Ice earlier that if a new person, like my son, was listening to Pusha T's song,
they wouldn't know who he was going at.
So you would just like the song for the beat
and whatever he's saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Do you agree?
I'm just saying that why I think something's better.
But we're going to talk about that.
I just wanted to tell you,
just think about that before you talk to me.
Don't close your eyes, nigga.
Library.
Flip, don't interrupt my broadcast with this.
We don't care about what you're talking about right now.
Don't interrupt my broadcast with this show.
Nigga, this our broadcast now, nigga.
I'm a part of this.
What do you think I'm going?
This is ours.
You can't talk to me like that.
I'm the captain now.
I'm not the captain now.
I know my position, but this is our shit.
All of us know mine.
No, fuck that.
That's what happened the last time, nigga.
You don't want to talk about that?
That's what happened the last time, nigga.
That's why niggas this year, let's do this year rap.
Niggas making blogs.
That's the same shit.
No, our nigga. I'm here too. It's us.'s do this year wrap up niggas making blogs that same shit. No, I'm nigga
I'm here, too
It's us. Are you talking about like a person's face? No, you got much of the face this year this year now
You think that would happen to me this year?
Think it's a tree might lose his whole arm
Flame on but we never talk about the
What I'm saying is that this why people get mad at you don't my nigga
No, I ain't, but there is me
in team, but still. Yo, you know what
else about Christmas? I ain't
seen no mothers with their kid.
Now that I think about it, y'all got rid of them kids soon.
Y'all did that shit Christmas
Eve, was loving moms.
In the morning, dads was there showing up.
When you gonna see mothers? I seen mad
moms. Here, here, here. Come on. Come on by.
He's ready. Ready to go at the door. Come on, your turn. Pick it up. I was hey, hey, come on come on by he's ready ready to go at the door
Come on your turn beat up. I was like your dad's is stepping up on Instagram. I see nothing but dads everywhere
To my Instagram look that's how you know you in America. You say something about good dads and everything just get quiet
Cuz he playing I hear what you said
Stop playing with me my third time my last time saying it Wait, what? I didn't hear him. Because he playing. I didn't hear what you said. I got this. Just get looking, bro.
Stop playing with me.
My third time.
My last time I'm saying this.
Are you talking about where would you see the mothers
at with their children?
Where?
In the street?
You're not driving, nigga.
You're in the back of a nice car, nigga,
smoking cigarettes all day.
So where would you see them?
On Instagram, nigga?
That's not what I'm doing all day.
That's not how I want to represent myself.
What the fuck you do all day?
What did you do on Christmas Day,
Christmas night?
You think niggas ain't see you?
What did you do?
Oh, you really want to know?
You went to a strip club.
I didn't post, though.
I didn't post it.
Fuck you doing?
But listen, but I didn't post it.
Don't talk that Christmas shit here.
I was thinking about it.
I didn't post it.
It's the facade, y'all.
It's Christmas.
You know how you look posting.
But boy, do I got some shit from Christmas night.
Let me tell you what happened Christmas night. My favorite bartender, do I got some shit from Christmas night. Let me tell you what happened
Christmas night.
My favorite bartender
who I wasn't sitting at her bar,
well, not my favorite
because I used that loosely,
but a bartender that I like,
I might have sat there
and ordered my pineapple juice from,
just dancing that night.
That's the new move
where the bartender
Is a stripper
Depending on what night
You come
And all that money
Let me just
Forget it
Forget it
She had a good night
That night
So you
I think you have a problem
Because a lot of times
You walk around
Five times I've seen you
Have stripper
Like you frequent
The strip clubs
Yes
That's true
That's an issue
Then I saw another thing
You frequent only Like you okay I think we need to talk Nig's true. That's an issue. Then I saw another thing you frequent only.
Like, you okay?
I think we need to talk, nigga.
I'm okay.
I'm not going to sit here with these niggas
and allow you to go down a rabbit hole with a strip club.
Get your ass outside.
We was down a rabbit hole with this nigga for years, man.
What?
Let me ask you a question.
What the fuck is he talking about?
How long you known Joe?
You said you know him a long time.
No, because I was a kid.
No, have you known him, though?
So you know him.
Not known him like that, no.
As a kid.
I saw him around. But he was in a strip club when he was a kid No have you known him though So you know Not known him like that No as a kid I saw him around
But he was in a strip club
When he was a kid
I remember that
But who gives a fuck
So that's not a rabbit hole
That we allowed him to go down
He's better than
Rabbit hole living
Anybody that knows me today
Has met me
In a strip club
But your cosign and bullshit
He needs to get out the strip
He old now
Nigga he pushing 50
Okay
He rich
Yo what did you think
I cleaned my taxes up for
I don't know You tell me So I could throw money that nigga pushing 50. Okay. He rich. Yo, what did you think I cleared my taxes up for?
I don't know.
You tell me.
So I could throw money wastefully in a strip club.
Yo, stop fucking playing.
I got my son here, nigga.
I don't want you to,
he fuck with you.
I don't want you to influence him.
Strip club,
get the fuck out the strip clubs.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, that ain't happening.
Take that shit to Queens.
You talking about?
No, you been in Queens.
That's where they at.
You was with the star tenders.
That's where they at.
I don't want to go there.
Man, and you were ran.
Wow.
Shit crazy.
What?
You know what I'm talking about?
No, I don't.
Say it.
Put the name on that bullet.
Who was the star tender?
Mad people were star tenders.
Oh, okay.
I'll punch you in your face.
I ain't going to say it.
Yeah, I'm going to punch you in your face.
I ain't going to say it.
Now that I just thought about what you said.
I caught it.
You're going to get punched in the face.
Why? I'm telling you, my man man that'll be the end of the internship that's crazy you just
did that's crazy for content that's crazy what else we got yo you better be careful what what
else we got uh let's see frito bang check verdict checkificial womb facility. Slow down. Wait a minute now.
Well.
Nah.
Come on, Liberia. People
out here. But wait, that's the shit I talked
about a little bit, right? We talked about the Matrix shit, right?
The shit where they really got pods
looking like the Matrix with
proposed. They're growing babies. They are gonna
be growing babies in them.
That's a fact My nigga like
This shit looks
Just like the Matrix
Is this not like
The next step
Of the test tube baby
Yes
To the 10th power
Cause now
The test tube
Babies had to be
Grown in a womb
No more
That's the shit
Akon was talking about
Now they can take an egg
They can take the sperm
And put them together
And grow them shit Within a a warmed environment at their leisure.
Is this good or bad?
I think it's the scariest shit ever we've ever seen.
Because now, let's just say you go to a sperm clinic, a girl donates eggs,
because when women have eggs, it'd be more than one a lot of times.
So if you give your eggs to the clinic, let's say you get five eggs, you produce five eggs. Because when women have eggs, it'd be more than one a lot of times. So if you give your eggs to the clinic, let's say you get five eggs.
You produce five eggs.
They don't got to tell you what the fuck they doing with your eggs.
By law, they supposed to.
But let's say they tell you had two.
They shoot the other three and make it.
Nigga, you go to the sperm bank.
I used to go to the sperm bank and donate some sperm.
I'm just giving you an example.
Millions and millions.
If they make something out of that,
they're some bad motherfuckers.
They get something out of me.
Look, but you get what I'm saying.
Somebody donates some sperm to the sperm bank.
Now you got millions of sperm.
My nigga, they could basically create a whole civilization without anybody's assistance.
Then I'm daddy.
To a million motherfuckers.
Where do you get this from, bro?
Like, it's conspiracy.
Like, stop, bro.
That's not conspiracy.
It's true?
Did you do...
Nigga, it's real shit.
Okay, where's the facility located?
Instagram.
Indonesia somewhere, right?
It's all it take is one.
It starts somewhere.
No, you talking bullshit.
All right, where is it located?
Hey, yo, Aki.
See, what you got to do, right,
is grow your brain when you're growing your brand.
I'm not insulting you.
Yo, don't talk to Flip like that.
That's my man.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Don't tell my man to grow your brain.
I said while you're growing your brand.
Grow your brain.
So you got to divert from what you already know and start picking up some other shit.
You want, you're going to be the content king.
And I do.
You're going to have to start talking about more than just.
But it's each one teach one.
So I'm asking you details of where is it at, and you're not able to provide because you've read an Instagram post, nigga.
I've read articles.
Okay, where's the location?
They give you the location.
Where's the location, nigga?
It's new science that they are proposing, you ass.
So it didn't happen yet.
Neither did flying cars, and neither did self-driving cars,
and neither did drones, and neither did mad shit
when we were seeing them before they was done.
Neither did the chip that they put in your hand with the COVID.
So it's conspiracy.
That's what it's, you see you?
You see?
Yo, the word conspiracy was born just to make people not believe the truth.
Exactly.
I just want to, we keep saying that.
Okay, so, all right.
They made up that word
When y'all find out
Stop saying religion
Instead of conspiracy
When y'all find out
Where this
Wound facility is
Then I'll look into it
Cause I would like to
Go and shoot a skit
In front of it
And when you take
Your black ass over there
They gonna shoot something
Alright
If you think
Tory going away
You'll be right with him
You gonna be right with him
I think it's a drop of that
You don't have to do that
I got you I got you You gonna be right with him. You go in the jam now. You be right with him. I think it's a drop of that.
You don't have to do that.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you right now.
You be right with Tory, man.
My nigga don't ever stop my- Yo, I got more smoke for Ja Morant.
Yo, leave Ja.
I got, no.
Ja's starting to be my favorite player.
No.
I told you.
Back when we discussed it, he was my favorite player.
I know.
You love cheaters.
Yeah, you my man.
That's whack.
I got that hit the bar signal.
That's whack.
Compete with the- The nigga that up the bus.
The nigga that up the bus. The nigga that up the bus. The nigga that up the bus. That's whack. I was about to hit the bar signal. That's whack.
We are the liars. The nigga that up the bus,
driving to uppercut the girl in the bus.
And I got priors.
Classic.
Uppercut.
Yeah, that's classic.
Thank you.
Hold on.
Yo.
Y'all seen the new John Morant Nikes?
I did.
Have you?
I have not.
I have not.
Ish?
I'm about to go look at them now.
No.
Okay, keep going.
They the Kyrie Irvings
for real look at it
they are it's the John Morant Kyries
it's the John Morant Irvings
it's the Morant Irvings
it's the Kyjahs
now
you knew that John Morant would get a
sneaker he should get a sneaker because he is magnificent.
But I think he's magnificent enough to really get his own sneaker.
Like his own design team, his own ill logo like everybody else got, and his signature sneaker.
Not a sneaker that is the Kyrie Irving sneaker with a twist on it that Nike can feel comfortable in because they already have a history of sales history with this sneaker?
Well, they already had the shit in production for next year.
That's all it was.
Yeah, but that's fucked.
So then call it that and say that John Moran is going to sell the Kyrie Irving sneaker because this is not a John Moran.
So it would have been nice.
I know that this is just theorizing.
This is not real.
I know that.
I know that this is just theorizing.
This is not real.
I know that.
But boy, it would have been nice for Ja Morant to do the DC Young Fly move and be like, nah, y'all did that to Nick Cannon.
That's his show.
That's my man.
I'm not riding.
Again, I know that's unrealistic.
Yeah.
When they start talking about a couple hundred.
It's unrealistic.
I know. I'm just saying that type. But this is bullshit. talking about a couple hundred. It's unrealistic. I know.
I'm just saying that type, but this is bullshit.
I don't like that. That John Morant.
He wear low tops.
So if it was a low top sneaker, then I would have fucked with it.
Because this look.
It should just be his own sneaker.
That's all.
Yeah.
That's all.
He deserves his own sneaker.
It should be his own sneaker.
He should get his own sneaker.
But this shit, that's what Kyrie going to cook the niggas.
When did Nets play them?
I don't know.
Listen.
Yeah, I want to go to that game.
Yeah, it's going to be.
I want to go to that game.
Kyrie may fuck around with Snuff.
I want to go to that game.
It's going to be more than some cooking.
It's going to be some cooking on both ends, Joe.
Nets won nine in a row.
They're kicking up.
They looking like.
It's going to be a good game.
I mean, the Grizzlies are good
No
So I mean
It's gonna be a good game
I'm not here to talk about basketball
Parks
Yo
90 seconds
Give it to me
Tua
Disgusting
Tua turnover Galoa
Yo let them hit
Disgusting
Disgusting collapse
In the second half of the season
They were 8-3
Now they are 8-7
6
8-6
I think 8-6
Yeah 8-6
No 8-7
Well by week
8-7
And then y'all got another game right
Or 8-7
I believe so
Anyway
It's a disgusting
The four games in a row
Granted tough opponents
You should have won
At least two of them
If you're a legit playoff team
If you have one of the most talented rosters
which they do
I put most of the onus
on Mike McDaniel honestly
I like him
I like him too
but he's
it's a rookie
rookie year
I get it
but you're supposed
to write this shit
this shit
I like him
because he just looks
like logic on the sideline
for real
he over there
looking like he has
no business coaching
an NFL team
and he did a pretty good job
for the first half of the season,
but then they started to figure him out and he didn't adjust.
And it's frustrating as hell to watch.
True.
That's exactly what they did.
I want to end this with my consistent question to you.
And I feel like Herbert is kind of doing it now on purpose.
Like every time Tua will go out there and play bad,
he go throw a ball that nobody ever saw before.
That little side.
I'll ask you again.
Pick five and pick six of that draft.
Tua and Herbert.
Well, if this concussion shit is real, then obviously you have to say Herbert.
Oh, you got to compound.
No, I mean, the biggest knockout Tua coming into it was he was injured.
They drafted him injured.
The best ability is availability.
I mean, yeah, but when he's on and he's not injured and not concussed and shit,
he's killing shit.
He was balling out of control for fucking three months of the season.
He was.
The first three months of the season.
I'm going to find a way to get him to say he's not Herbert.
I can't get him.
If he don't want to chip, he ain't going to say it.
I can't get him.
And Herbert got to do something, too, first of all.
Herbert took us in the playoffs with injuries all year.
He took that bum-ass team with none of them playing to the playoffs.
That's not a bum-ass team.
That's a team that most of the pundits had being AFC.
The pundits were wrong.
That team lost key contributing players every week.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, their roster is great.
As NFL, though, that's what happens.
We lost key contributing players, and we have a stacked roster too.
And we're going to the playoffs too, most likely.
Oh, you're talking about Dolphins.
I thought you meant the JVP.
No.
Oh, shit.
That's me going down.
That's my challenge.
Yeah.
I was like, boy, suck that shit, nigga.
I mean, valid too, though.
That's a good one.
Ice, 10 seconds on the Steelers.
He's got to win.
Oh, y'all won?
All right.
Yeah, we don't know.
Shut up.
No, we got Baltimore this week.
I mean, hanging on by a thread.
Y'all still in the hood?
Yeah, still in the hood.
Oh, shit.
Still in the hood.
Somehow.
Still in the hood.
We went out with, I think we need a Dolphins loss,
and I believe it's a Chargers loss or something like that.
I think you would probably need Jets, Dolphins,
Patriots all loose.
Not out.
I'm talking about
losing out.
It's still too good.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Lose it up.
It's not that far.
I looked at the shit
the other day.
Yeah, shit mad close.
It's close.
It's closer than expected.
Shit mad close.
Antoine.
Nice win.
90 seconds on the cowboy.
Y'all did what y'all
supposed to do.
Y'all won.
Yeah.
Dak looked like him. That's it. You don Y'all won. Yeah. Dak looked like him.
That's it?
You don't care?
That's it?
Dak looked like him.
I mean, Cowboys give you a headache every week.
We could potentially lose the game every single week.
But this is against the best team in the league, record-wise, at least.
Yeah.
That's arguable.
I'm saying record-wise.
It's not arguable.
I'm sure it was Alphaniel
that was trying.
I told y'all.
And apologized to me.
For?
You told me there was
no shot chance in hell
that the Giants
can win that game.
And I said,
that's not true.
Y'all won?
No, we didn't win the game.
Stop, you saw the game.
Stop, don't do that.
You saw the game.
That's a competitive game
up until the last interception. They could have won that game. Gotcha. You saw the game. Stop. Don't do that. You saw the game. That's a competitive game up until the last interception.
They could have won that game.
Gotcha. They did. They could have.
That's what I'm saying. I thought they was going to cook y'all more than they did.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Kirk been balling and
Justin been going nuts.
Hey, Zaire, wherever you at out there,
I know you watching.
Guess what? I don't care about none
of the Giants' losses in the past weeks
because all we got to do to get in is beat y'all, the Colts, Sunday. Zaire also offered
us tickets to that game. He did. I'll be out of town, but if I wasn't, I still wouldn't
go. That's Sunday, right? Yeah, I still wouldn't go. I might go to that game. It's actually
going to be warm out a little bit too too Y'all got good weather this weekend
Y'all look
They can take one trip
And be like
Nah y'all alright
I think it's like 50 for y'all
And rain
Yeah we got to beat the Colts
I don't care about none of that
We beat the Colts Sunday
We're in the playoffs
Excuse me
I trust them
Should beat the Colts
Should beat the Colts
I trust them to get that done
And if they don't get it done
Somebody's not having a job On Tuesday Tuesday morning Anything's going to get that done. And if they don't get it done, somebody's not having a job on Tuesday, Tuesday morning.
Anything's going to be that deep.
I don't think this year is a year for fire.
Yeah, I don't.
With new regime?
I said somebody is going to lose a job.
I didn't say a coach.
I didn't say a GM.
It almost seems like they tanking.
They came out the gate like gangbusters and then.
They leveled out.
No, but it seemed like mentally they just said, oh, yo, we did something we weren't
supposed to do.
So fuck it.
No, I think it's tough to win any game in the NFL.
It's also similar to the Mike McDaniel thing.
You got a rookie coach coming in, coming in, they don't know what to expect for, what to
plan for.
You're going crazy.
And now they start to learn a little bit about you.
Now you got to figure out how to adjust.
Figure you out a little bit.
That's what starts planning for you.
Pete Carroll needs an award.
For sure.
For being that old to be able to run around and move around
like he does.
He need one for that.
That nigga out there looking like fucking Jack LaLanne.
One for that.
That nigga said Jack LaLanne.
You had 90 years.
Him too
That nigga be
Hey yo fam
Pete Carroll
Who is Jack LaLanne
Don't say Jack LaLanne
No more
You said Jack LaLanne
Y'all niggas don't know
Who Jack LaLanne is
I know who Jack LaLanne is
Alright
But
I ain't heard that name
You always skew us old
Yo Flip
Who's Jack LaLanne
I don't know
Thank God
Good
That nigga Pete Carroll Be running up And jumping jacks You know how many more Jacks came out Since Jack LaLaye? I don't know. Thank you. I don't know either. Good, good. That nigga Pete Carroll be running up and down.
Jumping Jacks.
You know how many more Jacks came out since Jack LaLaye?
Old Jacks, too.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah He got the Broncos coach fired. Well, that's the biggest thing. He was just able to see something that nobody else saw.
He saw that Russell Wilson was cooked, got a shitload back.
And he saw that they could probably have a better season with Geno Smith,
which if you're in that boardroom at that time,
he had to sound like a nut.
He's crazy.
He had to sound like a nut.
Or not to discredit Russell Wilson's history in the NFL,
because I've been vocal about he's a baller.
He's been balling out.
Right.
But he was a very late pick,
and he was not supposed to be what he was.
Pete Carroll might be in his head saying,
I can do this again with someone else.
That's fine, but you still don't say
Geno Smith can get us farther this season
than Russell Wilson.
That's true.
That's kind of incredible to me.
No, you made Geno Smith look like Russell Wilson. Better. Better. Better's kind of incredible to me. No, you made Geno Smith look like Russell Wilson.
Better.
Better.
Better.
Better.
This year, for sure.
Oh, yeah.
Not even close.
And last, but certainly not least,
I want to give Pete Carroll credit for leaving USC
and never returning to college football
or hearing his name in those rumors,
the hat, the name in and any coaching job availability.
You don't hear it.
That's pretty rare.
You never.
When does that happen with a college coach?
Where he came to the league and we never heard his name again
in terms of threatening to go back.
Most of them don't experience success in the manner that Pete did.
That's what he said.
You know what I'm saying?
So there was really no reason for him to go back.
Shit, he could have LeBron'd it.
He could have won something here.
All right.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I did it.
I'm going to come over here and attack you.
I did it.
I just give Pete Carroll all the respect in the world, man.
He's amazing.
There needs to be some type of award for him.
They need to rename some of that shit like the NBA.
The Will Chamberlain Award.
Fantastic.
My man's trophies.
Yo.
I don't have anything else in sports that's super important to me.
I see you're kryptonite.
You don't know nothing about sports, huh?
I don't.
Contract getting lower and lower.
I don't know nothing about sports.
That money going away.
That money getting low.
You can't do that.
That money getting low now.
What y'all are doing in the barbershop?
Are you, what?
Hip hop?
Just hip hop?
Ain't no barbers in the barbershop.
It's all drug fronts. That's what you want, man. That's wherehop ain't no barbers in the barbershop it's all drug fronts
that's where he come from you know what the oh that's right and i ratted on you what what
my nigga that's funny i don't have anything else that's super important i want to wish them a happy
new year out there because y'all won't hear from me again uh year was good it was Yeah it was That's my Really good year That's my year end recap
For you guys
I'm humbled
I'm proud
I'm honored
And I'm ready to kick ass
In 2023
Looking forward to a better
2023 for sure
Yeah for sure
We completed a full year
Full calendar year
Us
Cause we came on
In the middle of the year
Last year
So we did a full calendar year
This year
This is the last episode
of the year
salute to y'all
oh I see what you're saying
yeah
congratulations
y'all a couple months
out from being
two years
I'm just saying
I get it
I understand what you're saying
that's all
I thought about that
recently
oh shit these niggas
coming out in two years
how y'all feel about that
speak to it
I did
two years
I've learned a lot
in these last two years from being here I've learned a lot in in these last two years from
being here I've learned a lot shit about myself can you tell us anything just
just some inner inner inner tweaks and workings that's been a little extra gear
that I know existed that I kind of shifted into a little bit but yeah
it's just
something that I
you know how I felt
about podcasts
after I
that in mind
I never thought
I'd be sitting here
doing this shit
actually looking forward
to coming here
I make the jokes
oh money money money
but I really get it
I really enjoy this shit now
hell yeah it's fun
like
and that
a lot of that goes to,
I'm with my friends.
I've known you guys forever.
So this makes it really easy.
It don't feel like work.
Work.
So, for you.
You know, I'm,
for the most part,
I'm a shy person by nature.
So the whole.
I didn't know that.
What?
Yo, Joe, shy brother.
Yeah, I thought it was just a front.
So no, just even like my niggas be like, yo, I'm shocked to see you up there talking.
So that's something new for me.
And like I said, that was kind of poignant.
Well, I said, I kind of feel like you learn shit about yourself when you start embarking on new shit.
Gotta get uncomfortable.
Yeah, like,
you know I'm a procrastinator,
but also,
you start to, you start to
see where you kind of
doubted yourself
in certain arenas
and certain areas.
And so,
you know,
it becomes revealing.
Got it.
You know what I'm saying?
So, I think that's something dope.
Because you know,
you good at what you good at.
But then new shit, like, I ain't want to be in entertainment because these niggas be greasy.
Facts.
Look to you.
You know, you start learning like, oh shit, I could potentially do this.
That's why I decided to join the team.
You got it, playboy.
Because, you know, learning from you guys, experience.
And I thought I knew it all until I got here.
I thought I had it figured out until I started seeing screens and shit
and double plays
and cameras and shit.
I said,
I don't know half the shit I know.
What the fuck is double plays?
I don't know, nigga.
Some shit in there
that's called double play.
I just made it up.
But at the same time though,
I think that's amazing.
I feel like you guys,
you know,
I'm just,
you guys motivate me
to want to be better.
When I left here,
I went and I wanted to,
you know, usually I say
I'm Queensfield,
I do what I want,
I don't care, I'm me.
I get paid for being me,
but I wanted to be
the better version of me.
Speak to Joe,
I rock with Ice,
I rock with Ish, man,
I don't really even get along
with people like that.
And I listened,
and I did research
to understand, like,
who I'm dealing with.
I did.
And I was excited
to come back up here,
and you guys made
it like that Joe made it like that Joe encouraged me and called me and he gave me something to look
forward that's new I always had a one-track mind on what I was doing and this coming up here
I got it that was a mistake sure it was I swear to god Freudian slip no I to God that was a mistake. I wouldn't have done that to your moment. Go ahead.
Get your shit back. I'm a liar? No, I wouldn't have done that.
That was a mistake. On my kids.
On my kids. That was a mistake.
That was fucked up. Why you did that?
That hurts. I'm sorry. That was
Nah, you fucked it. Now I'm going to violate you, bro.
Why did you do that?
That hurt, bro.
Yo, you was making a poignant point. Go ahead.
What I'm saying is this, man. You went home. You got your shit.
You felt motivated and inspired.
Yeah, I felt motivated, man.
I felt motivated.
Besides DJ G-Money, man, G-Money's my brother.
He's been there with me since I was like 15, 16.
So no matter anybody that turned against me, it was G-Money or Bassey.
Anybody.
We can't work with Queenfield.
We kick him out of the club.
G has lost thousands of dollars dealing with me.
But he still waited for me because at a point I gave my podcast a break
to deal with
I wanted to do a reality show
so I met a couple of people
and I put them all in the house
and I recorded it
it was fun
got myself in some trouble
but still
it was an experience
now coming here
with you guys
and speaking to Joe
and seeing
I'm inspired
to want to reach
a different plateau
in my career
you know what I'm saying
and then meeting, my man.
Seen a couple of them.
Seen a couple of them man purses.
Ooh.
You seen a couple of them man purses.
I don't care about no man purses.
I'm just saying that's my, like, you know, he motivates,
he motivates in a way.
That's a joke.
And you too.
Being able to watch yourself, hear yourself,
study yourself in ways that you never have
can always be revealing.
It's a mirror.
It could always be.
And it's always helpful.
It's always helpful.
Actually, hold on.
You must video record a five-minute video of yourself.
It can't be planned.
It can't be rehearsed.
It has to be impromptu.
The first time you review it, this is called an auditory review.
Turn the sound all the way up. Press turn it around just listen and take notes on your voice how's my volume
is there emotion in my voice am i pausing take notes build self-awareness next this is called
a visual review this time put it on mute press play just look at yourself that's it this is an
extremely excruciating process.
I can see some of your faces.
It hurts.
Because when you do this, you need to go, that's not how I look.
That's not how I sound.
It's how you look and sound.
It's how others are perceiving you.
You go through this process once.
It changes how you come across.
And then the final way, get the video transcribed.
And then you get a red highlighter.
Like the times you failed in school.
Sorry, that's my story. And then you just highlight all of your non-words and all of your filaments become
extremely aware of the words that are robbing you of credibility and robbing you of authority
that's deep that's helpful helpful but facts i commend you gentlemen on on applying some of that
and listening to yourself and watching yourself and getting
your shit.
That's it.
That's all I got.
You guys are good.
I like you guys.
I like you.
I look forward to working with you guys.
Yo, you're not.
Ish, I want to be cool with you, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't say that.
How you just hire yourself is crazy.
I didn't hire myself.
I didn't hire myself.
We're going to have a meeting.
It's cheaper for me.
No, it's not cheap.
It's cheap for me when it works that way.
Are you dumb?
Hey, anybody else out there really good at this that wants to sit here twice a week for
free?
No, please.
We'll have 90 niggas.
Fourth wall, fourth wall, fourth wall.
Don't listen to this nigga.
Never.
Fourth wall, fourth wall.
Fourth wall.
Don't listen to this nigga.
You can't scream fourth wall.
I'm from Queens.
You are real cheap.
No, I ain't going to say that.
Where are you from?
Web and Nitty era.
Web and Nitty era.
You got to shut up with that.
And I'm going to tell you how.
You got to shut up. Because you got I'm going to tell you, how?
You got to shut up.
Because you got your man thinking that it's a facade, nigga.
Corey, when you met that nigga?
Who, Corey?
Yeah.
06, 07?
He fine, he fine.
I can't tell. All right, Dan.
Dan, Anthony.
Any last words?
Any last words y'all want to share with your audience
on the last part of the year?
Yo, thank y'all.
I love y'all, most of y'all.
And I'm turning up in 2023.
That's it.
I just want to say to everybody watching and listening,
a happy new year.
And I hope that you all will be here this time next year
watching and listening to us.
And we'll be here as well
parks anything be safe too let's all make it into the new year i'm not worried y'all kind of covered
it man really honestly thanks to the fans shout out to the fans the haters too gotta love them
every last one of you hate us parks man Gotta love them. Shout out to you.
You don't fuck with the haters? They just hate the haters.
You gotta love the haters, bro.
Gotta embrace them, unfortunately.
Shit, the haters be more invested than the fans sometimes.
I wish I had a little nigga in my pocket that could just jump out and punch people.
Shut your dumb ass up.
You can for the right price.
Yeah, you know.
No, I don't.
I ain't got it.
I don't have it.
And with that said, I got a little joint that y'all might be sleeping on up here.
It's a song called Dennis Rodman by a gentleman named C.S. Armstrong.
Shout out to him, friend of the show.
And y'all already know what he do.
Yeah.
Sunshine.
I want you on my mind
Sunshine, let me give you what you want
What is it, baby, I can tell you something on your mind
Is it too
I know it's hard
Always to take
Oh forget
About
About
That I
Forget
About
About
Baby I'll be your rebound for the night, baby
I'll be your rebound for the night Since I knew you, since I just won't leave me going
Girl, I, I know that love's But I, I'd rather shoot myself
Before it's too late
I can tell there's something on your mind
What is it babe?
I can tell there's something on your mind
You said, dude, I know you're tired of wasting time
Oh, forgive me
Oh, baby, forgive me
Oh, baby Lord I'll be your rebound for the night, baby Lord Brand new music, brand new music
It's brand new music from C.S. Armstrong
It's off his project
Let the people decide
Great project title, by the way.
In your phones right this second, C.S. Armstrong.
That record is called Dennis Rodman, man.
Shout out to him.
All right, all right.
I'm going to go on down to Houston.
This is Sauce Walker featuring Babyface Ray.
This record is called Black Kings.
I like Sauce Walker. Me too. I Like so this project ghetto gospel ghetto gospel 3 No pain, this brother died And this young nigga can't even feel no pain Is he gon' ride? Or is he gon' live in the hood with all the shame?
Is he gon' slide?
Snap his cleats on when he ain't even in the game
But that's what it is when you born up in the field
Ain't no flies or death or death Just some animals stressed and killed
Older youngsters slapping youngers at school That's scrap for meals
Niggas thinkin' he bullyin' on them for size But he store for real
Ain't no dinner after 8 p.m.
Seein' my ghetto, they hot plate at the school, it's really serious
I knew a nigga when All-American, he was really near
He got shot in the drive-by, now his whole family fierce
No Hall of Fame, just Hall of Tears and a hot spitter
This weather could be really big, but all the glocks litter
They loadin' bullets in their fiends, callin'
them cop killers It's Armageddon on my block, nigga
All this chasin' smoney, it done turned me to a hot nigga
Crib look like the school my neighbors waitin', got a fox in it
I'ma keep it real and spill the real, you know I'm authentic
Exotic soda, feelin' so sinister They keep your head up when it's low because
the tables turn Wait your turn, I was fucked up, now that money burned
I seen the closest turn, ain't back about the shit I earned
I'm standing firm, ten toes
Say one word, yo, bitch girl
Money long, my clips long
If I put my hoes together, I might need a limo
Smallest town, selling girl, mama think I pimp ho
Know I keep that shit on
Woke up late, sipping syrup, put my kid on
Riding for him, came a long way from the rental
Cartier, bitch, I see it clear, ain't no trick in me
Galleria, I fuck off a bag, that ain't shit to me
I done made my dreams real, life, they keep pinching me
Nah, for real, this my real life, speakin' vividly
I done made a million out of pimpin', ain't no sippin' me
I done stepped my fingers and turned the nigga into history
Martin Luther King had a whole dream for this white bitch with me
Michael Max, chopper at the window, let these niggas see
Design the tings, I jump out his drip and I'ma catch his scene
Design the jeans, these are Vizus, my legs Japanese
Rapper please, I been counting up bitch money since I was 17
When Jordan was still winning rings, I was a kid at the park pimping swings
We black kings, yeah, fuck no cap
We black kings, yeah, fuck it man
We get the same thing, yeah
So I'm out of here. DSPs, and wherever else you get your music from. Love it. Tough. I'm playing some Your Old Drew.
This is Here's Johnny.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Let's go.
You can catch me with a do-wack.
Travel with the chicken like Bo-Rack.
Hold that.
I'm going to get the bag bag they get the bozak
shows pack with people that i never met talk about we go back heard i don't get my props cause i don't
pop a lot of while other guys chase clout i chase the opposite you see a lot of these cats
sword swallowers for followers taking a whole kielbasa down the esophagus don't want to speak
on my name it shit is preposterous
Nobody hatin' on y'all, it's gon' be prosperous
I caught the wave, started dumpin' like 2 Apocalypse
Send a shot of this, your next album? Posthumous
Already know the answer, and if you post to be my mans
You ain't even gon' show me the slander
Artists usually get done it by they homies and handlers
You gotta watch friends, no Joey and Chandler
Watch friends, sir, not a day in my life
Keep it movin' with the movement, no delusions of grandeur
I'ma make a billion dollars, still dressed like Adam Sandler
Work hard, even though I'm pimpin'
Get a kick out of it like producers loadin' drums inside a sampler
You ain't gon' rain on my parade or put a damper
On shit, don't let friends and family amp ya
Fuck around, find my silk boxes in your granny's hamper
With every fall, I bounce back like Tramper
Lean, I don't mean to fall inside a phantom
More like Groucho Marx, Eddie Cantor
Or James Todd after walking with a panther
Stay poised, never pander
When I hit the stage, everybody make noise Throw your hands up
Cats ain't even in the conversation Rappers' tracks drag on like a rough ride
of compilation Rhymin' off beat, they sound like an abomination
Not sayin' nothin' either, what a combination There's levels to this shit like serotonin'
They ain't fuckin' with the hip-hop, Sacha Baron Cohen
The greatest ever, work the mommy You actin' like they ain't fucking with the hip-hop sasha baron cohen that's me
the greatest ever worked a mommy you acting like i ain't already tell you on jewelry with my homie
plus now everybody in the game is trying to sign me got motherfuckers dying for the wave like i'm
johnny what here's johnny that's right here's johnny your old drew the shining album out now
um i i just need some clarification.
Are you guys reviewing the dick space in those boxers?
Yes, basically.
We're giving Ian a tour around urban fashion.
Okay.
And so some of the items we mocked him for,
and then some of them we approved.
Judging on their
their meat space.
No.
We started off at Scully's
and went all the way
to boxers.
We started at Scully's
and went all the way
to boxers.
So Ian had some Scully
that is fucking
Patagonia
or something.
And me and Joe said
get that shit out of here.
Give us the
umph Scully's.
Joe-esque.
Right. Because Scully's don't really look nice on me.
The yellow one looks good.
This stingy motherfucker trying to keep it.
I'm stingy for keeping something that's mine.
Yeah.
I just want to be clear.
I'm stingy for keeping something that is mine.
It's mine.
He's never worn Scully.
Is it mine?
I don't know how Ian Divvy did it.
Ian ain't going to send one of your ads in that skull, though,
and it does look good on you.
But it's mine.
You shouldn't watch it if it was meant for me.
Like, what's meant for me is what's meant for me,
and what's meant for you.
Hey, yo, could you mean go outside?
Go outside.
Thank you, Hakeem.
One of you niggas playing sleeper, goddamn.
You know what I'm saying?
Who's song?
Oh, man.
It's Ish's Go.
Mm.
So the song is called Ultimatums. You know what I'm saying? Who was song? Oh, man. It's just go. Mm.
So the song is called Ultimatums.
The young lady's name,
I think how you pronounce it,
is Alicia Kai.
Okay.
But Ultimatums, again.
Ultimatums.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all, I my shoe up, man
If I had to choose between me and you
It would be me
Two different levels
I get up in that level
You stay in your seat
You choose to sink like an anchor on me
Boy, it ain't even that deep
You gotta get on your feet
You got the sauce, so just be
Lost in decision, getting dizzy
Stuck in situations, getting sticky
Buzzing out my life, my boy, I'm busy
Can't you see that this ain't working for me?
Boy, you're in my way of being greater
Investing all my time in you, I could be making paper
I shouldn't have to give you ultimatums I shouldn't have to give you ultimatums
I shouldn't have to give you ultimatums
Yeah, you taking up all of my space
You taking up all of my space
I got too much weight on my plate
To let you be all in the way
You taking up all of my space
You taking up all of my space
I got too much weight on my plate
To let you be all on the way
Shouldn't have to give you ultimatums, yeah I said what I said
Too much in my head Just give it a rest
Focus on yourself You're swerving out of lane
Don't want you to self-deprecate But baby, we're closer too late
Now I'm lost in decisions, getting dizzy
Stuck in situations, getting sticky Buzzing out my life, my boy I'm busy
Can't you see that this ain't working for me?
Boy you in my way of being greater Investing all my time in you, I could be making paper
I shouldn't have to give you ultimatums I shouldn't have to give you ultimatums
You taking up all of my space You taking up all of my space
I got too much weight on my plate To let you be all in the way
You taking up all of my space You taking up all of my space
I got too much weight on my plate To let you be all in the way
If you cannot hold me up I won't be holding you down
You just be holding me back You just want me where you at
I keep it moving forward, zooming past If you just stay in the past
That's exactly where you'll be I'ma keep going while you countin' sheep
The only dream that you'll reach is in your sleep If I had to choose between us, it'd be me
Lost in decisions, getting dizzy, ayy Stuck in situations, getting sticky, ayy
Buzzing out my life, my boy, I'm busy Can't you see that this ain't working for me?
Boy, you in my way of being greater
Investing all my time in you, I could be making paper
I shouldn't have to give you ultimatums
I shouldn't have to give you ultimatums, yeah
You taking up all of my space
You taking up all of my space
I got too much weight on my plate
To let you be all I know it
You taking up all of my space
You taking up all of my space you taking up all of my space
i got too much weight on my plate to let you be all in the way
that was alicia kai i think is how you pronounce her name.
And the song was Ultimatums.
Yeah.
So, my sleeper, which is not a sleeper.
It sort of describes what's going on and what I did with this situation.
Frank Sinatra, my way.
I did it my way.
The end is near.
I don't like that my shit is low neither.
I got to stop playing bootleg shit.
I gotta stop playing bootleg shit.
I stand on it.
I stand on it Oh you'll never get enough sleep
Fly away
That's how it would
Regrets
You better enjoy this
I had a few
You better not regret this one
I ain't gonna regret it
This is gonna be
His very last sleeper
On this podcast
You gotta give me
Another chance to fix it
No this is crazy
Is this Lewis or who
Who the fuck
See he don't even know
That's why it's a sleeper
Hey yo Corey
Mind your business man
Damn you gotta let
The nigga fail Corey
You would be the first
Nigga to play a Frank.
Hey, yo.
Why you playing Franks?
Mmm.
It was good to hear this.
When you do it your way, you can listen to shit like this.
He might have to get fired. Oh God, we got to talk over this whole shit.
All right, yo, keep us in your brain.
Hey, we did it our way, y'all.
Oh, yeah.
Long round of applause.
Clap it up.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
This song's short now.
It's playing low.
He didn't even cop the remastered version of Frank.
What?
I stood tall.
You did it your way.
I stood tall.
10 toes down.
You did.
I played this for you for real.
And me. Thank you. This nigga still singing? God damn. ten toes down you did I play this to you for real and me thank you
think it's still singing yeah thank you somebody round of applause
oh man yo that was funny what's wrong with you Frank Sinatra at the same time
you're talking to Ish Paws.
I got to be myself.
Oh, what are you doing?
You're playing one black artist, one white artist.
That's what you're doing?
I just want to be myself.
Equal opportunity and shit?
I want to be myself, bro.
You paying for our next dinner?
I am.
But the way you order, you order reckless.
You order real-
You order-
Your ordering tactics is-
I've never seen a nigga order right never seen it like you my life
yeah I put the dinner with the bigger like go out with my son he looking at
the menu and looking up at me what you want dog okay look at the Brussels
sprouts my G hey I don't we a lot of even if we only eat three of them you
could give said I eat like a child. Because I got french fries. I ordered mad appetizer.
Oh, yeah, that part.
I forgot that part.
You did what?
Wait, wait, what you did?
You went to Brooklyn Chop House and ordered french fries and nuggets.
Nah.
Nah, son, you didn't do that.
What's wrong?
You didn't get the fried lobster?
We bought vegetable fried rice and french fries.
I don't eat lobster.
Why'd you got vegetable fried rice and french fries?
I got chicken fried rice.
And french fries.
I got french fries and a steak.
Why are you a child?
Why are you eating? Yeah, the problem steak why are you a child why are you eating
yeah the problem
with you niggas
why are you eating
that in Brooklyn
Chophouse
the problem with you
niggas
honestly that's craziness
what I did
the problem with you
niggas is that
you get fancy
fuck that fancy shit
I'm good with what I know
you can't fucking
you talking to me
all you niggas
you can't bait me
into eating what I eat
I don't eat it
I don't eat lamb
I don't eat pork really
you got a Mary from head to toe called the niggas fancy.
And it's made of lamb.
Damn right.
You got lamb skin on your sneaker.
Yo, you go.
I'm playing.
Yo, you said I don't eat pork, really.
You're getting out of here.
You ate all the food over there.
Stop it.
Not like you're, I don't eat pork.
On your Muslim days, how many days out the week are you a Muslim?
Zero.
So funny.
Stupid, yo.
Yo, that's my favorite thing in the world,
when somebody that don't eat pork
orders some food.
My girl orders some shit,
and they have no business having bacon in it.
They shove some bacon right in it.
She's tight?
She's on the phone.
I can do many things.
Wait.
But reading your mind isn't one of them. Kinky ass phone.
Whose kinky ass phone is that?
That's Ish.
Yo, stop reading my mind,
Siri, shut up.
I don't even know how to work, Siri.
And you do have an iPhone.
It's an Android.
But you have an iPhone.
But you have an iPhone.
I don't know what that's about.
I know.
I think it's home.
Hey, Flip.
He's an Android user.
I know.
So we purchased,
well, somebody got him a phone,
an iPhone.
So, you know,
he can adapt better to the world
than the show.
And he don't know where it is
since they bought it for him,
the second phone.
No, it's home.
I know where it's at.
You left your Samsung up here the other day
and looked at the crate.
What version is that?
The newest one, nigga. Well, let me see. That's it. That's it look like some bullshit. You be clear
It look like some bullshit new mine. It did this is new
That's not new. I mean it dropped a few times. That's a brand new screw a lot of time
On a construction company. Oh, brother. Oh, brother.
Oh, brother, yo.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I could be on that floor.
And I got tires.
Them sucks too, bitch.
Guess who's going down.
Guess who's going down.
Yo, hold up for a minute, Flip.
Why you did that?
Hold me down.
Why?
Yeah, I got you.
Why you did that for Flip?
Did what?
He didn't ask you nothing about your-
He's saying the phone beat up.
But he didn't ask you about your construction company that you own.
I own a building and a business.
Nah, but that's why his shit fucked up, because he be on a construction site.
I own a 40 unit.
I be in Home Depot.
Nobody ask you that.
He be on the site.
He be on the site.
Don't stunt on Flip.
That's our new man.
Don't do that.
Nah, he ain't stunt.
Hey, yo, He ain't stunt.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all jumping us?
No, ain't no jump.
You're supposed to hammer the nails, not the phone.
Not the phone, you moron.
The phone fall out.
You're on a ladder, and the phone fall.
How good is your construction company doing?
And pause.
Why are you on a ladder?
How good is it doing?
Pause.
Why are you on the ladder?
Yeah.
Pay attention. I ain't get it.
How's it doing? He asked you a question, though.
We cool. Oh, that big money
shit. That big money talk.
Big money talk.
La la la la la la la.
Yeah.
Big library.
That's a little one, nigga.
What's wrong with you? Brooklyn library. You know that big joint in the middle of the fucking square? That's a little one, nigga. What's wrong with you? Brooklyn Library.
That's the big, you know that big joint in the middle of the fucking square.
That's you.
Let me see.
I drove past this shit.
I said, look at this nigga library right here.
He probably in there reading a book right now.
Stupid, yo.
On economics.
This a remix, too?
Nah, this version wasn't bad.
Let's go, Hish.
This is Jersey Girls.
Hey, Hish getting A-Rap money.
Hish getting A-Rap money.
Oh, you can't listen to Ron Browns no more,
because of the Harlem shit.
No, not even that.
Remember, the A-Rap brothers don't like that.
Yeah, that's why they did that version.
You know what he says?
Out of money.
He said it the right way that time. Yeah, that. Oh, this is a real version? Listen to it. Oh, you fixed it? Mm- that. Yeah, that's why they did that version. You know, he says out of money He said the right way that
Listen to it. Oh you fixed it They made that nigga do a song over the studio?
Nah, I ain't gonna front.
We gotta give Rob Browns up here.
He gotta answer for a few things, yo.
Yo, in hindsight, listen to this fucking hook.
He was having a blast with that auto-tune.
Yo, what the fuck was he in that?
No, that's the fixed one.
That's not the OG one that niggas had a problem with.
They had a problem.
It was outside the nigga's studio and all. No. I love shit, y'all. I love shit, y'all. I love shit, y'all. I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
I love shit, y'all.
Yo, you can't go in no studio and do that.
What is that?
What?
Yo, niggas was jamming to that.
Jersey Girls.
Yo, wait, Joe.
All right, play another.
You got the other version?
No, let's put Javi in, too.
Just a rock in the building.
Khaliq.
Man, man.
All right, we out of here, man.
This was, this was, this was.
Meet me at the grocery store.
I get a killer.
I have my little.
Yes.
He got the actual person.
Yo, this was a fun era in hip hop.
We was stealing all the niggas' shit.
You can't bring Jay in tonight.
Come on, Jay go the right route.
He don't be Googling shit and say,
shout out to Ron,
you my man,
but you know what you did with that.
That's why they was on his ass.
Listen,
you can't do that.
He fixed it.
Shout out to him solid.
Just wait till the beat,
yo.
I got the right one.
Or the one that you was talking about.
I like that.
We getting that right money. That was the one we was getting. We getting that right money. You're going to get sure. Oh, man. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I don't care if it's Dre made it or not. So are we putting respect on our Middle Eastern brothers?
Is this his name?
I am.
Of course.
I am for sure.
Yo, we gone, man.
Hope y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Hey.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you adieu.
Farewell. Adios. Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista. Au revoir.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass. I'm sorry, R, let me shut up. Why ain't you do a 16 in the front then?
Yo, this little sound was working.
I see why everybody tried to use it though.
That shit was hard though. That's hard yo. I don't care what y'all say. Yo keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there till the next time. Life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And lastly
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
The closed-minded women want you to teach them things
The broke chicks want gifts
And they got him too
Got another one
Give it to him
Oh, a song event?
That was hard Got another one. Give it to him. Oh, a song you mean? Mmm.
That was hard.
Yeah, this was hard.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
I need to play this on my amp,
so I forgot about this.
Hey, we getting A-Rap money.
All this shit is A-Rap.
We getting A-Rap money.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, yo, we going, yo. What's wrong with you?
I want to thank Queen Split for stopping by yet again.
We appreciate you.
Nah, give them the announcement again, Flip.
Nah, you can tell them one more time.
Tell them again.
One more time.
It ain't no stopping.
New host announcement.
New host announcement.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Other pot is in trouble.
Yeah, they are.
I didn't even know.
Yeah, yeah. But other pot is in... He know now. Uh-oh. He know now.
Huh?
I don't think it's once a week, though, because he was checking me outside, but I don't know
if he here.
Yeah, this is not a week.
He checked me out.
He said once a week.
Yeah.
He go to here.
He come here once a week.
Hey, Flip, what if some other potters have some issues with you?
I don't give a fuck.
Oh, no, it's on now.
It's on now.
Yeah.
It's a movement.
I said once a week, because I didn't want y'all to get tired of me, but Joe, like, no, it's on now. It's on now. Yeah. It's a movement. I said once a week, because I didn't want you to get tired of me.
But Joe, like, nigga, he told me outside,
he whispered to me on some low-breath Italian shit.
Man, once a week, shit around here, nigga.
You know what you want me to do.
I said, huh?
And he walked by the wall.
I'ma stop.
You can take my back and say,
I love you, nigga.
I'm throwing my heart over you, nigga.
I can't help it.
We all live so long. Yo, Yo, nigga, watch your fucking mouth
Yo, y'all hold it down, we out
Blah, blah, blah, see y'all next time
Happy New Year to y'all
Happy holidays, happy Kwanzaa
Happy all of that
And that's it, man, hold it down
It go And that's it man, hold it down
It go
This is not going on YouTube
Why not? I'm not you
Labels give me rights, nigga I'm not you
You telling me you can give us rights, nigga I'm a problem, this shit
Whatever rights you got, I'm a problem. This shit. You got a problem? I got two.
After all, we out of here, man.
You're a good man.
That was hard.
Man, he killed me. He killed me. Don't get killed when I hit the hood Just another hundred million, I'ma quit for good No more drug portions to jail and survive I'm getting the valve, but going is a fail to get you to vouch
You're the power of sex and twisted
You go deep, you go de-addicted
Oh, oh, oh, oh
He's so contagious
He turns my pages He's got me anxious, he's what I'm waiting for
He keeps me guessing, spontaneous He's so persuasive, and I'm misled
He's so contagious, returns my pages
He's got me anxious, he's what I waited for
He keeps me guessing, spontaneous
He's so persuasive, in the dumbest way
No job, I am
I'm not for daddy