The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 594 | "Training Day"
Episode Date: January 18, 2023The JBP kicks off this episode recapping Wild Card Weekend in the NFL (12:25) followed by reactions to the new Martin Luther King Jr. & Coretta Scott King statue unveiled in Boston (32:40). A Tennesse...e Police Department is under fire following a sex scandal (41:00), Good Morning America hosts T.J. Holmes & Amy Robach may sue the network (45:08), and rappers unfollowing Gunna on social media (49:25). Also, 21 Savage gets into an argument on Clubhouse (1:03:10), an update on TV Shows that have returned (1:33:16), Part of the Show (1:50:13), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Joe | Mario - “Like Her Too” Ice | Tracey Lee (feat. OJIZZ) - “Party Time XXV” Parks | Bun B & Statik Selektah (feat. Boldy James) - “Acetone” Ish | RealestK - “Wish You Well” Melyssa | Little Simz (feat. Cleo Sol) - “Woman”
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Time is a construct.
Oh, God.
That's Corey and Joe shit.
That's Corey and Joe shit.
That's Corey and Joe shit.
Red pill.
Red pill.
Red pill.
I'm not doing this
with y'all today.
It's the red pill society.
You know what I mean?
Time is a construct.
I agree.
It's needed, though.
Oh, here you come. I said I wasn't doing it with y'all. Here you come arguing for the agree. It's needed though. Here you come.
I said I wasn't doing it with y'all.
Where's our race jar at?
Where's our little race jar? We better stop
doing that. I'd be down
in that one.
I ain't got a lot.
I make shit racy.
I'm turning into my dad.
I'm turning into my dad.
That's craziness. Anyway.
Rich man. now you made me
fuck my intro
I did
I did it
yeah man
hold on
your name
is that your real name
do you have your daddy's name
when can I meet your daddy
is your daddy and mama together
how do you act
when you get mad
do you throw things do you cuss around do you beat up on people? I need to know, do
you have a job? Where do you work at? How much money do you make? How long you been
working there? Do you have a bank account? How is your credit? Can I see your credit
score? Do you have a house? Are you living in an apartment? Do you pay for your gas in
your car? Do you live with your mama now?
I need to understand what you know what you like to eat
Do you plan on being fine like that all your life? Are you planning on getting big? How many children do you want to have?
Will you get upset if we don't have no kids?
You plan on having an inheritance do you have insurance can you pay for your funeral if you were to die today?
There's a lot of y'all walking around like that.
You need to know who you marry.
You niggas can't afford to drop dead.
GoFundMe pop up right away.
And don't you dare get married to somebody.
I've never seen him angry since I met him.
It is not time to marry that person.
You need to see how he looks.
And you need to ask that woman, how you look without your makeup?
Don't put none on tomorrow.
I need to see.
Now, have you got on your head, is that yours?
Or did you purchase it?
And if you purchased it, is it paid for?
Or are you in debt?
I need to know.
When you wink your eyes, are those your eyelashes?
Or did you buy those from somewhere?
I need to know.
Yeah, I know.
You can try it if you want, buddy.
Mic check, mic check.
I wasn't asking none of that shit when I was dating.
Yo, you work tomorrow morning or nah?
Hey, you work tonight?
What you make at work?
Come and stay on for that call out. Call Frank. I am only 24 hours Champagne time Spilling while I'm sipping I encourage you to try it
I'm probably just saying that
Cause I don't have to buy it
Love only supplies
When I'm on that fly shit I am
With everybody in my past
Don't want me to be, guess what I'm made of
I'm the life of the man
I just want you to see
Don't take it up
Don't come around And try and gas me up I like running on EI That was how soft it is. That's what I want right here. Every song I play now, I'm putting Melissa Ford in the video, too.
Hey!
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Shout out to the person last time.
Listeners.
Shout out to the ladies listening.
Ah! Yes, I make mistakes that I don't ever make excuses for.
Like leaving girls that love me and constantly seducing.
Whole gang is here.
Whole gang is here.
I said, damn, where my roots just go.
I mean staff, not gang.
You know what I mean.
Yeah.
Don't recall.
It's very deep.
I can't blame them.
Since I got famous.
But the guys got money to blow
Getting it in
This one, they knew they had one with him
They had him putting hooks on everything
I ain't gonna cry
If a nigga go in the booth and start doing uh-uh-uh
I'm signing him
For 20 years
That's kinda smooth
I didn't think to do that on that record
Oh, come on Respectfully, Birdman Come on now 20 years. That's kind of smooth. I didn't think to do that on that record.
Oh, come on.
Respectfully, Birdman.
Come on now.
Come on now.
I'm feeling smooth today.
I remember this little era.
It was a real good time in my life.
Where's my rope at?
And it go.
Is that ish creating a narrative on me?
Y'all done turned into the narrative police. I'm gonna start doing it too now
Esmeralda
I'm real close to reaching Shaquille O'Neal levels of tricking.
I'm not sure if I'm ready to share that with this pod on such a public broadcast.
You just did.
Nah, some people don't know what that means. Huh?
What?
Do not.
Ish, you can't come in here and talk all that InvestFest Bank of America,
the 8% interest rate and shit, and not support me and my Shaquille O'Neal tricking.
What?
Y'all know what Shaq was doing.
Let me not snitch.
Yo, just let me not.
Oh, man.
Kevin Garnett, too.
You niggas can't fool me with them sports takes.
I was outside quentin richardson too kind of let me show up
nah not like that hey nah you got a big check nigga i know but hey steve nash got everybody
paid quentin richardson had waves they was like your cute rich they liked him a little too much Waves things like you curious
They like them a little too much myself the few rich man
Smoke your weed on the star projectors Check this. You're going already, man. I ain't gonna lie.
Are you playing?
Because before, y'all was cool.
Like, I don't like that shit.
Stop playing.
He cool.
I fuck with him.
But come on, man.
Did y'all get an understanding?
Is there understanding?
I'm lost.
I'm so lost.
Is there understanding between you and that man?
The last shit I saw, he played with you.
Drake is one of the greatest rappers to exist with one of the greatest music catalogs to exist.
You my friend, nigga.
What are you doing, man?
Did you get an understanding?
Did he play Pump It Up, nodding his head to it,
and say, we good, yo?
Last time he showed a guy dancing salaciously, nigga.
Salacious.
Nah, but how it should work, because this is a new relationship,
how it should work is if I start wilding, then wild.
Don't wild if I'm calm.
I keep it going, nigga.
I guess we never know what Harvard gets us.
Very much so today.
You see my family have it all.
Very Queen's today.
Took the place of that desire for diplomas on the wall.
And really, I think I like who I'm becoming.
There's times where I might do it, just be doing it like it's nothing.
There's times where I might go like a K on a vacation.
For all my soldiers just to see the looks on all their faces. All their troubles patients. I got a lot of friends to come up off the strip for me. We in the day This goes out to you
Hey Flip, I was in the club when I had a little bit of disdain for this nigga
It wasn't the best time in the club
I'ma just be honest with you
Shit like this, come on, you sitting there with the screw face
All your friends turning up, ordering more drinks, shaking their ass they singing the girls singing pointing to you like
you just sitting there with the stone face like nah i don't really i don't really rock with him
like that he's fine well why not joe nah on his album some no no no i don't care about nothing
i'm sorry
I don't care about none of that.
I'm sorry.
That nigga had live in a headlock.
Yeah, he's that nigga.
They playing nigga whole album in live.
The niggas that dissed me, I'm happy that they dissed me, by the way.
On my amp show the other day, I played Lil B.
Like, I'm proud of the niggas that dissed me.
They had to go in that booth and really get to it when I was on their mind.
You remember Lil B?
Who the fuck is Lil B? The bass god.
Be careful. Yeah, careful. He tore me up. He doesn? Who the fuck is Lil B? The bass god. Be careful.
Yeah, careful.
He tore me up.
He doesn't know who he is.
Careful.
The bass god.
Yeah, he tore me up.
Shout out to the bass god.
Shout out to the bass god, yo.
I'm friends with everybody now.
Reddit say I be pandering, but I like my friendships.
I work really hard for them ships.
Except for Drake.
I work really hard for them.
Him too.
Stop.
When you became his friend.
Because you cloud chasing.
Who?
You cloud chasing.
You talking too much about another.
You cloud chasing right now.
Stop. It don't matter. That don't work with me. Because you're going to leave Who? You're cloud chasing. You're talking too much about another. You're cloud chasing right now. Stop.
It don't matter.
That don't work on me.
Because you're going to leave here.
You're going to post it on your little page.
I am.
I see what he do.
I am because I'm from Queens.
I can do that.
But at the same time, rectify it the whole way.
Of course.
Yo, you can't.
Don't say rectify it.
Looking real Rev Runners today, man.
You rev today, man.
Listen, what episode is this?
594?
Yes, sir.
Welcome to episode 594 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few
of my nearest and dearest.
The beautiful Melissa Ford is here.
Flip is here again.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Corey is here.
JR is there, who somehow is a much cooler version of Flip.
And Erickson is here in the back.
There. But I guess that's the goal forickson is here in the back. There.
But I guess that's the goal for our kids to be better than us.
Yeah.
Yeah, I believe the children are.
Stop playing with me on here.
I'm here because I have to talk to JR.
I don't got to do that.
I'm sorry.
Yo, parents.
Hey, parents that's out there, co-parents.
And how y'all managing when the kid gets sick?
Like, whose fault is it?
It's tough.
It's getting tough.
Now, I ain't going to lie to you.
Come on.
I'm here to talk.
My baby. My baby keep coming over with a little sniffle.
Yo, dog.
Yo, what?
I get right on the text too.
A couple weeks ago I was like, yo,
you taking around all these people.
Yeah.
What?
You hot. I'm telling you
Your mom and them
All mine do
Is blame the school
Oh it's the school
Yeah
What I'm gonna say
What you gonna say
Can't say nothing
That shit be running
Them kids nasty as hell bro
That shit be running
Right through the schools
And at this age
Now I think like
Ish
Ever since he got here
I'm like programmed now I think like Ish ish. Ever since he got here, I'm like programmed now.
I think like, ish.
So the parents can't afford the babysitter.
So they sending the kid to school.
They can't afford to call out of work.
They can't afford to call out of work.
So they sending that kid to school by hook or by crook.
Man, go deal with it with your little lunchbox, your little Spider-Man lunchbox.
Yo, wipe it on your sleeve.
If you don't receive.
I think about it, bro. Them little kids be wiping their nose with their hand, wipe it on your sleeve. If you don't just think about it,
if all them little kids be wiping
they nose with their hand,
going to touch other toys,
like, no.
Yeah, y'all got the kid
in all types of after-school programs.
Y'all got the kid in basketball practice.
You know your kid is a bum.
You know your kid ain't got no shot.
That's eating an hour.
That's my commute.
That's my commute.
Go ahead, put him in ballet.
It don't matter.
Yo, piano.
I go to the school and stand across the street
like I'm a local drug dealer.
Something wrong with this.
Hold on now. Hold on now.
What?
That's bad.
Hold on now. You sound stupid.
That's bad?
Local drug dealers don't stand across you from schools.
It's a rule that drug dealers don't stand across you
from their schools.
Oh, y'all stop doing that?
You know that. We niggas never did that
Oh y'all stop
You sound like worse
You don't want to say
What you really sound like
I don't know what
I don't know what
Drug dealers do Flip
I'm just saying that
Drug dealers don't stand
Across the street from school
Let's leave it at that
They don't
Thank you
You're welcome
Another type of man
Stands in front of a school
That's what he's saying
Oh very good
I know what he meant
Very good
Let's move on.
18th letter, we can move on.
Oh,
okay. I'm slow for that.
My mind didn't even get into pedophilia.
My brain don't even
register pedophilia shit.
Hey, you picked that up fast,
creep.
You gonna reverse it on me?
Anyway, You pick that up fast, creep. You gonna reverse it on me? Yeah.
You gonna reverse it on me?
Anyway.
Yeah, I'm staying across the street.
Fuck out of here.
Anyway, how's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
What's going on?
Y'all looking good, feeling good, smelling good?
Mm-hmm.
We good, man.
Chilling.
Good mood.
Feeling good.
Feeling fantastic.
Watched all y'all teams do their thing.
Sorry.
You said what?
Great weekend.
Great weekend.
It was a great weekend. All our teams do our thing. Everybody team. Everybody team didn't do their thing, but... Sorry. You said what? Great weekend. Great weekend. It was a great weekend.
That's all.
Our teams do our thing.
Everybody team.
Everybody team didn't do their thing.
No.
But we knew that.
Come on, let's ask.
Come on.
Who going to start it?
Who going to set it off?
I can't.
Since we going to open
with football,
and not really,
but I mean, yeah.
Who going to set it off?
Parks.
I set it off.
I'm very happy
with how we played.
We wasn't supposed to be in that game by any stretch of the imagination.
We was 13 and a half point underdogs.
We had a lead in the third quarter and lost by three points.
I'm happy with that.
With all types of third stringers all over the field, I ain't bad.
Okay.
You happy to have lost?
No, of course not.
But I'm happy with our performance.
Bullshit. You ain't going to get blown, of course not. But I'm happy with our performance. Bullshit.
You ain't going there to get blown out.
Get him.
What?
We played them tough as hell.
That was a great game.
Y'all did.
That was a great game.
It looked like y'all was going to pull it off.
Any war is a little dolphin.
You did.
Of course I did.
You did.
You won again today.
Yeah.
That's right there.
You took it off.
Sitting here with the whole joint on the other day.
You endured the heat. It was 90 degrees in joint on the other day. You endured the heat.
It was 90 degrees in this bitch the other day.
You had the jacket on.
Alert.
Alert.
That shit over there looking deflated.
That shit ain't even puffy no more, Paul.
Satin.
Satin falling off, yo.
Oh, man.
Y'all played a good game.
It was very entertaining.
It was.
But, I mean, today's not for the losers.
Well, go ahead, then.
Take it away, Giants.
Today's not for the losers. Go ahead, Giants. Take it away, Giants. Today's not for the losers.
Go ahead, Giants.
We had a fantastic game.
Congratulations on the game.
What did you have to score at?
I don't remember where I had to score at.
Something stupid.
I had a safety happening.
Yeah, you did.
I was trying to get creative.
We won.
I don't care.
I went 6-0 on my picks.
Yo, is he still saying something?
We had moved on to a winner's...
Go ahead.
Take it away.
My picks.
Fantasy's over.
It's real lifetime now.
Talking about parlay, nigga.
Danny Dimes, only the best dookie to ever live.
I'm jacking it.
I'm starting a narrative, yo.
Yeah, you such a...
I'm starting a narrative.
Flip-flop.
Listen.
Flip-flop. Ble. Flip-flop.
Bleacher Report loves to post the footage of me reacting to Danny Dimes being drafted.
It was really bad.
I was throwing up.
It was sick.
They love to post that, right?
So that probably is not aging well today.
But in my defense, I'm a real dude.
So I hate all Dukies, yo.
I've been raised to hate Dukies with the exception of Grant Hill
because he didn't count.
Salute.
Y'all know what he was supposed to do
in the league before he got hurt.
Grant Hill, black guy,
got to respect him.
And I was one of those,
hey, he might be better than...
I was doing that.
I was doing that.
And Kyrie.
Yeah, that's it.
Kyrie was so good.
Hey, Coach K made him play one game and sit down.
Coach K went and told all the coaching elite, no, this is for real.
This ain't dumb other than it.
This ain't.
Bob Hurley.
I can't disrespect Bob Hurley.
Jersey City ain't anything.
He just can't do that.
But Danny Dimes, he did it.
First guy with whatever that stat line was.
He'll make up some stat lines, but it's cool.
It didn't matter.
He balled out.
He balled out.
He put that ball where it needed to be.
A couple of those passes were.
Listen, and my biggest thing with Danny Dimes is he stopped turning the ball over.
They coached him.
They coached him.
He looks like a different guy in my defense.
He looks like a totally different guy than what I've seen.
The Giants declined his option, so we've worked ourselves into a kerfuffle.
Stick up.
Y'all should want to pay him.
They're going to want to pay him.
They should want to pay him.
Even though if I'm listening to Dable, his post-game speech,
it didn't sound like that.
Post-game speech, like, yeah, no, you did good.
It's cool.
That's the leverage fight that they show you. No, it was cool. I mean, what do you want me to say? Oh, no, no, you did good. It's cool. That's the leverage fight
that they show you.
No,
it was cool.
I mean,
what do you want me to say?
Oh,
no,
I don't want you to get gassed.
We got another game next week.
Y'all the writers.
Y'all write some shit.
Because he don't care
what he gets paid.
He's a coach.
He's a coach.
Saquon looked amazing.
Slayton looked amazing.
Hodge,
Hodges.
Yeah,
that's.
Hodges.
Yeah,
y'all better put him.
Hodges showed up.
Yeah,
y'all better put him.
Thibodeau,
come on,
give it up for Thibodeau come on give it up
for Thibodeau
that's the man
that's the man
Dexter Lawrence
come on
Leonard Williams
Aziz
Aziz got hurt in the game
but fine
it's fine
it's fine
I'm ready for the bird
I'm ready for the bird
Philly
Philly
I don't know if the Giants are
let's go
yeah
yeah
let me stop screaming now
let me get back in my pod voice.
I'm ready.
Hey, I almost thought about taking a trip, taking a trip up there.
But then I got back right in my senses and said, I'm going to watch it from home.
Yeah.
I asked you if you wanted to go.
I know.
Then you started flexing.
We getting the skybox.
I'm like, forget it, yo.
I forgot it's just bougie too like me.
It's just bougie like me too.
I forgot.
They throw batteries in Philly, dog.
They a different type of ignorant out there.
I'm good.
I know I'm not.
Oh, wait.
You were talking about going to a Philly game?
We play the Eagles.
I know that.
No wonder you want to be in a box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
There you go.
That makes me happy.
You want to be in the stands with Philly fans?
I don't even know how you get potatoes in the stadium.
They throw anything in Philly.
I don't really go to football games.
That's not my thing.
Okay, so you don't know what it's like.
Philly fans are different.
It's different, bro.
Oh, my God.
You know they have a jail underneath the stadium, right?
In the stadium.
They got them in everyone.
Philly fans are...
It's different.
They are...
I can't even say rowdy.
That's not the word.
I don't know how you get...
Philly fans and Raiders fans.
Batteries, tomatoes, potatoes.
How you get the fruit in the stadium is what I want to know.
They don't play that.
They're not really playing.
That's fine.
I have it.
You come in there with your little Giants jersey on there,
Budden you right on up.
Always see that.
I wouldn't be doing all that.
I'm not going to wear a jersey.
I'm not going to rep.
No, but they know you're going to be repping.
Go on.
Joe Budden is at the game sitting in seat two.
I think Joe Budden drafted A.J. Brown on his fantasy team.
We're trading for him.
You don't care about that.
Listen, when Saquon break it for 60 yards, you better hold your hands by your side.
I was about to say, you can't be sitting there cheering.
You can't say nothing.
I'm not going to the game, so it's totally fine.
I will watch it from home, but I'm excited.
Finally, a meaningful game.
home, but I'm excited. Finally,
a meaningful game. Our first playoff win since
whenever it was, 2011.
The yacht curse is broken.
The yacht curse is
broken. That's true.
And
I give us a little chance to win.
I give us a little chance to win.
I do. And that's it for me.
Any divisional game we just saw this weekend
is going to be a tough game.
I think the Eagles are game. That's true.
That's it.
But I think the Eagles are better.
That's my two minutes on the Giants and Ford.
No, it was an awesome game.
I mean, like, Danny threw for like 300 passing.
It was a formidable performance.
It was really dope.
We did the damn thing.
We did the damn thing.
Ish, talk your shit.
Come on, Ish.
That's Dookie to outlive Danny Dine. Let's go. Won't glo, talk your shit. That's Dookie the other live, Danny Dine.
We don't gloat, my nigga. Christian Littner,
who? Oh, yeah. I watched
the game with Ish last night. Now you cool. Look at you.
We don't gloat. Look at you. I know he was fired up.
He wasn't like that yesterday, was he? No, no.
I know. He was in your face
turning brown. I don't do that.
I don't do that. We expected to win.
We don't gloat. It was no reason.
Oh, my. You know we did a whole playoff prediction episode.
We did.
I picked us to win, though.
You did.
So did I.
The three things I said.
I said, if Parsons is healthy, if Zeke is healthy, and if Pilate is healthy, I'm confident
in us winning.
Pilate showed up.
Parsons showed up.
He did.
And Zeke played all right.
A little short yardage shit.
We good.
I'm good.
Now, how do you feel about going against the Niners, though?
Sam Fran is just...
You ain't want to do him.
They bully, Joe.
Yeah.
Like, I'm scared of their offense more than their defense,
and that sounds crazy.
Their defense is the best defense in the league.
So, I think we could beat them, though.
I think that.
I don't.
I think that the young boy.
Again, I think that if Parsons is the key.
Parsons was limping at the end of the game.
I think if we can get pressure on a young boy, it'll rattle him.
I watched that San Fran game.
He wasn't getting pressured at all.
He was out there making plays comfortably.
I think that when you could see Tom get rattled.
Tom had wide open receivers.
He was throwing that shit on the floor.
Man, Tom needs LASIK.
Tom needs to go home to his family.
Tom was throwing that shit and turning around.
I was like, yo.
Ish was right on that one, by the way.
Ish was right.
Tom should have went home to his family.
Go be a family man.
I can admit when I'm wrong here.
I disagree.
If I'm Tom right now, I'm going to do the Justine Justine from the Cosby show for Giselle.
I'm outside the window like.
My bad.
Hold on.
Baby, come back.
What?
Giselle is with a trainer right now.
Right now.
Flipping the big tire.
Stretched out.
Getting trained.
Flipping that big tire upside down like they all do.
They swear they be doing something.
Sit down.
Yo.
That tire's heavy, though. What? Yeah, nah. Yeah. No swear they be doing something. Sit down. That tire's heavy though. What?
Yeah, nah. That tire's heavy.
I'm good. Y'all got it. I don't want to do that.
But nah, shout out to the Cowboys.
Dak played
probably the best game I've ever seen him play
because it was under duress.
Under pressure. He was sharp.
All his passes for the most part were crisp.
And he used his legs
to get us out of the jam.
So,
he stopped doing that
for a while.
Come on, man.
Best podcast sports takes
in the world.
In the world, yo.
They can't,
what they gonna do with us?
I don't know.
New York was lit.
I thought about going out,
but,
nah.
I didn't.
And I might go on strike from the strip clubs why we should have left with that's breaking news there man fuck just this
time I don't want to make it a big thing you guys that is a big thing that's home
I got some mom now you know you go and you get some singles and you might not spend them so you go home with them.
Well, at least I do anyway.
So the other day, just while I'm cleaning my room on a Sunday, you know, Sunday gets you in there.
You want to clean extra.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well.
Seeing the singles just laying around, I decided to count them shits.
Oh, shit.
Exactly.
Well, talk about it.
What them niggas doing there. Talk about it. They take 20. It's worth. Exactly. Well, talk about it. What them niggas doing there?
Talk about it.
They take 20.
It's worth...
No.
They're not taking 20.
It's worse than ever before now.
They taking more than 20?
Yes.
Dog, I counted $60 in one of them shits.
Damn.
Starlets.
What?
Stop.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Now, they violating.
Well, mine wasn't them.
Where was it?
I'm not going to say.
Fuck them. I go to all of them, and that's the game. Damn, dog. And that. Where was it? I'm not going to say. Fuck them.
Because I go to all of them, and that's the game.
Yo, dog.
And that's the game.
That's not the game.
Yeah, that's not the game.
That's the steal.
Yo, we know that you busting the singles has a fee.
Sometimes you count your joint as $88 in your joint.
Exactly.
They should take $20.
They should take $10.
Well, they should take $10.
You're right. But then they increased it to $ they should take 10 you're right but then they
then they increased it to 20 which if you're in here on a late night when your bank is closed and
you don't want to stand at this atm 90 times in a row to get the 200 maximum then you'll do it this
way but 60 65 that's disgusting that's crazy so i knew that that was going to happen after
them underground uh After the underground
After the underground
Strip clubs popped off
And then they just went away
I knew that they was going to
Learn a couple tricks
And come back
During a recession
When it might not
Wait so question
I'm in
I got a question
I'm going to the strip clubs
It ain't a whole lot of people
In the strip clubs
Who should be more mad
The strippers or the patron
The strippers get theirs
Both
No
I'm the patron
That's not true, though,
because look,
if you go,
let's say you bust $1,000, right,
and you throw it on Heavens,
you thinking you giving her $1,000,
you really only gave her $600.
She's tight.
I didn't throw it.
That's what I'm saying.
You get what I'm saying?
I didn't throw it.
I rubbed it down her thigh.
Hey, yo, but hold on.
Let me,
I have a question.
When, yo. Whoa, when you get them like this. Make it, make it. All right, forget it. I don't know, Joe. I got a a thot. But hold on, let me, I have a question. When did y'all-
Oh, you get him like this?
Make him, all right, forget it.
I don't know, George, I got a question for you.
When did y'all find out that they were taking a fee?
I didn't know.
I found out how he found out.
And then I went in there flipping.
Shout out to Stardust, by the way.
Shout out to them over there.
I'm playing.
I love them.
But I went over there flipping, and that's how they told me that it happens.
I was confused.
I thought you get the exact shit that you-
No way. I thought that at first. I thought that a I thought you get the exact shit that you get. No way.
I thought that at first.
I thought that a while ago.
No, I thought that at first.
So how you found out?
The same way?
I carry my shit.
My man had an argument with the people in Squeeze one time.
See?
Squeeze was the shit.
I know you still.
I know you still.
Yeah, and my man had an argument with them,
and I was like, they be doing that?
And the girl was like, yeah, that's what they do.
Like, that's just common practice.
I didn't know that.
Kev kept it real with me, the owner. He said, he pulled me to the side one day. I
went, so what the fuck? He said, nah, I flipped. He pulled me to the side. That's how I found
out. But they don't tell you automatically. There's no sign up there.
The sign used to be in Silk City.
Oh, there was a sign.
Not Silk City. Sin City. Sin City used to have a sign right there.
That-
Dog.
I didn't know that.
$70 for every hundred.
That's disgusting. That's robbery every hundred that's robbery that's disgusting
that's just flat out robbery
that is disgusting
that's ridiculous
that's disgusting
so I was saying
I was saying
now y'all gonna force dudes
to either go to the bank
and get singles
if they wanna
if they wanna live like that
or
it's back to my old school
cash app
cash app move
tell the girls to get the little
the little square on their joint.
Listen, you ain't got to tell them nothing.
The girls got it.
And love to hear you say it.
Because one, now I ain't got to split it with my partner.
Dope here.
Send it to me whenever.
Yo, fam, that's crazy.
Yo, come on.
That's just a lot.
Lap dance me.
I felt like I felt obligated to come in here and tell y'all,
that's not really going to count it.
That some of them shit is about 60, 65 dollars.
That's ridiculous, bro.
And I know that because you take the hundred dollars.
She get a pineapple juice.
She charge you fucking 10.
But you trying to impress somebody.
So you tip her 20.
And now your whole shit.
You standing with $20 a year.
Got $41 left.
All right, but anyway, anyway, that's my help for the day for y'all out there. I'm sorry you went through that, man.
Yeah, man.
No, it's bad.
Don't worry.
I had a trick for them.
All I got to do is, I told you, it's changed my life.
It's good at math.
Once I start counting some shit, it's like, oh, wait, that's what they doing?
Nah, nah, you can't play like that.
All right, what is important?
What's everybody
feeling passionate about?
Let me,
I'd be liking to experiment
with new food spots
and shit,
right?
Oh,
I thought that was
going a different way.
It wasn't.
No,
my bad.
Stop playing with that
nigga,
son.
Stop.
Yeah,
it wasn't going that way.
So,
you know,
I love that you're
making food.
We all do.
Yeah,
found me a little spot, brand new, look clean that you're making food. Salute. We all do. Yeah. Found me a little spot.
Brand new.
Looked clean as hell.
Red flag number one.
So I walk in.
Facts.
I'm going to list the red flags.
I'm going to walk y'all through this.
I walk in.
I ain't see no disrespect.
I ain't see no women.
Behind the counter.
At all.
Okay.
That is a massive red flag.
Big red flag.
Number two.
Huge. I walk up. Dude, mad nice. At all. Okay. That is a massive red flag. Big red flag. Number two. Huge.
I walk up.
Dude,
mad nice.
Pleasant.
Oh,
you should have started with that.
The menu looks amazing though.
Get me out of here.
Menu looks amazing,
so I'm in here.
I'm hungry.
I want the menu to be on a napkin.
On the whiteboard like that.
It's right there.
Let my man get his shit off.
Slant it too.
Let my man get his shit off.
Get your shit off,
Jamaica.
Slant it. Nigga, I asked the dude for the menu.ican, nigga. Get your shit off, Jamaica. Slant it.
Nigga, I asked the dude for the menu.
You know what he told me?
Take your phone.
Scan that code.
I don't like that anywhere.
I don't like that at any restaurant,
let alone in Jamaica, for sure.
Then I'm reading.
I'm like, damn, all this shit sound fire.
All right, let me get, you know,
I ordered an oxtail, you know, whatever.
And they had it.
Wow.
They had the oxtail.
For everybody who doesn't understand, true Jamaican restaurants, okay, they bar it. Wow. They had the OXTA. For everybody who doesn't understand,
true Jamaican restaurants, okay, they barter with you.
First of all, they give you mad attitude
when you walk through the door.
March, march.
Okay, secondly, the women behind the counter,
you know, they usually got like the heavy arms.
You know that they think down, okay?
Third, you walk in with the counter,
they give you attitude.
And when you order something,
chances are they don't have it,
but they barter with you as to what you should have.
So you walk out of there with something that you didn't plan on getting,
but you are happy that you got anything in the first place.
Talking for, talking for.
That is a true Jamaican restaurant.
All the holes in the walls is fire.
Absolutely.
The shit with the hole, they got to put the big-ass shit
to cover the hole in the wall.
You can see half of it.
ATM fucked up.
The flyers on ATM.
All that is fire.
The garbage can is spilling out fire.
Kids in the back.
I'm mad as hell now, mind you.
I'm heated.
This is where I knew I fucked up.
So I'm reading the sides
and I'm like, damn, mac and cheese.
He was like, oh, you want to try
the mac and cheese?
Here you go.
They gave you samples?
Name a spot that do that, dog.
Never.
Oh my God.
Yo, where you was at?
Livingston?
I was at the
Jujufire area, man.
Montclair?
You better be.
I was at the Jujufire area, bro.
You know what's funny about you?
I was hot, bro.
Silencio for you now
with that oxtail battle you was talking about with me.
No, that ain't from them.
I know, but my spot.
My spot is the truth.
I just tried something new because I was in that area.
My spot, when they put it in the bag, the oxtail sauce, it pours.
Oh, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
You got to clean it.
I'm glad you said that.
You can't even get mad at them.
Check this out.
Hey, man, you just go clean it up.
Nah, check this out
Put it on a little plate
Put it in the car
On the floor
On the floor
Yeah
Put it in the car
Cardboard
Hold on
Don't ever play with my spot
They put the oxtail
In the styrofoam container
And wrapped it
With saran wrap
We ain't doing that
Kid you not fam
Yo what you was saying
I'm gonna tell you
I'm not saying that shit
I would never
I said I ain't never going to watch it.
I hope they watch this shit.
Don't do that.
Don't do that again.
You was on Wall Street or something?
Right.
I was where I shouldn't have been.
Put it that way.
You know what's funny about that?
So me, and I wasn't going to say that.
What?
So I got these, follow these food pages on Instagram.
And ain't nobody put no music.
I was like, fuck it.
We just go.
Follow these food pages on Instagram. So I find these two little I was like fuck it we just go follow these food pages
on Instagram so I find these two little two pages Jersey City New Jersey I ain't gonna say who they
are because I just ain't right now but boy them place looks so fire so I go on a mission trying
to find these dudes I got a key to Jersey City I should be able to find these dudes right come to
find out they do like pop-ups so they just pop up in different places you gotta chase and catch one of these niggas so I finally catch
one I catch both of them over the course of like a month and a half oh do you know both these I
don't want to say they rude because they're not rude but it ain't the best customer service
but if their food is fire I'll take that yeah I know but now you got to come face to face with
your arrogance because I'm on the other side of the text.
Like, I should never call you niggas again.
But that shit is good.
It's fine.
That shit is good.
And let me tell you something.
It's Jamaican food?
And it's whatever they put on the menu for that day.
They put it up on Instagram, right?
And they give you enough food to where you can eat this shit
for the next three days
and it ain't but $20, $25.
Yeah, see?
That's going to come
with some bad service.
I respect that.
That's what I'm saying.
I respect that.
I want the bad service
at the food department.
I was tight over the weekend
because I sent my driver over there.
They make the plate.
They send it right out
over the weekend.
It must have been popping over there.
They got me talking about,
nah, he got to come in today.
I was like,
never mind.
But then I caught myself. So I used
that new little feature they got. I unscented.
I unscented.
I unscented. Who that over there?
I unscented that shit and said,
thank you, but never
mind.
I'm working on being nice.
The world going to be fucked up when I get nice.
When I get nice, I'm telling you, I made it this far like this.
When I get nice, you better watch out.
That shit might set you back.
You're going to lose your ass. Yeah.
For real?
Yeah.
Nah. I guess we'll catch you. You want to be nice with some edge? Nah. This nigga's stupid, yo. you better watch out that shit might set you back you gonna lose your ass yeah for real yeah nah
I guess we'll catch you
with some edge
nah
this nigga stupid
yo
be nice with some edge
nah for real
when I get nice
I be seeing the plays
niggas make
because they nice
and because
they
nurture the relationship
here and there
and I see you niggas
that I know
is not nice
in real life
but your image is nice
y'all getting all the ad money.
Boy, I want to snitch.
I want to snitch.
Y'all are getting all the ad money. I want to say
yo, do y'all know what these niggas be doing?
But that's hate. That's hate.
What else
is important? Martin Luther King statue.
Ten million dollars. Boston tribute.
Let's get right to it.
I mean, I'm I thought I was the only one until somebody else posted online that it from certain $10 million, Boston tribute. Let's get right to it. It's big.
I mean, I thought I was the only one until somebody else posted online that from certain angles, it looked very phallic.
Looked like a dick, basically. Oh, because we don't know what that means.
Okay, it looked like a dick.
It looked like a hand on a dick.
What's the word you used, though?
Phallic.
And can that be used in relation to a dick?
I'll get that shit off in a text.
Yeah, absolutely.
I think that's what it means.
Phallic is a shape.
Yeah, that's what it means.
You got me so phallic. Shape. You got my shit so phallic right off. Yeah, absolutely. I think that's what it means. That's what it means. You got me so phallic.
You got my shit so phallic right now.
What?
I don't think that's the right concept.
No, no.
It's in reference to.
Yeah.
Oh, so I can't.
It's a shape.
Something that's like a phallic shape.
So why can't I say that?
It's weird if you say your dick is dick shaped.
You got me so phallic.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You got me so dick.
You got me so dick.
Are you dumb?
Maybe. No. Yeah, you can't get got me so dick? You got me so dick? Are you dumb? No.
Yeah, you can't get that one. Is that the one with the hug?
It's called The Embrace.
And I was like, I only see a hand and I see a long dong.
You know, that's what I thought to myself.
I was like, maybe I got to see it from a different angle.
Somebody please walk around the motherfucker.
Today trip to LA, dog. Go back over there. It's in Boston, right? No, I I got to see it from a different angle. Somebody please walk around the motherfucker. to LA, dog.
Go back over there.
It's in Boston, right?
No, I'm telling you,
go call Roscoe.
He's trying to say.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
And that's it.
Your little dick in the glass.
And that's it.
No, she...
Wait, you think I got
dick on my mind that bad
that I see it everywhere?
Hey, yo,
look at the white boy.
You know what?
Two things can be true
at the same fucking time.
How about that one?
Anyways.
I saw a hug.
But the funny part about you,
why you assume her little dick in the guy has to be in LA?
True.
What's up?
Stop that.
I'm disrespecting that gangster.
My bad.
My bad.
Hey, Flip.
We're not doing that.
Can you see him, Flip?
Your M4 in library.
We're not doing that right now.
Chill out. Anyway, back to the museum thing. Okay, flip. We're not doing that, bro. Can you see a flip? Your M4 in library. We're not doing that right now. Yeah, no, chill out.
We got some shit to talk about.
Anyway, back to the museum thing.
Okay, yeah.
So somebody walked around and got a different angle of it.
And I'm sorry.
I'm still not impressed.
Martin Luther King is rolling in his grave right now.
Over that statue.
Damn.
Horrible.
Ben Zeno, we don't want to hear from you right now, bro.
In Boston is a big thing.
We don't want to hear that.
That's the only crazy part.
What?
Boston.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Martin Luther King have a statue in Boston. Exactly. I wonder how long before. That's the only crazy part. What? Boston. Yeah. Yeah. Martin Luther King
don't have a statue
in Boston.
Exactly.
I wonder how long before.
Martin Luther King
don't have a statue
in Boston though.
There's his hands.
He's got an arm.
Even that's a big deal
for Boston.
That's an insult.
That's an insult.
That's a real Boston
way to do that statue.
Yeah.
It could be
anybody's arm really.
Dog, in 200 years.
That's true.
In 200 years, they ain't going to know who arm that is.
And Boston ain't going to tell them.
At all.
And the second that somebody black.
Slappy Bird hugging his wife.
They're going to say it's Tom Brady because he's a quarterback.
Slappy Bird hugging his wife.
Yo, that's funny, yo.
And the second somebody black do something stupid,
they're going to bring them sledgehammers right out
and knock them little arms right off the street.
Oh, man.
And let me tell y'all,
$10 million.
Could have used that
a little better.
No.
No, they got used better.
It went to the accounts
it was supposed to go to.
That's the way it cost that.
Then they called
the bronze maker nigga
that they know.
Yeah, man,
throw some shit together.
Yeah, how much you want,
$500?
Yeah, they cost somebody.
Horrible.
That thing had cost too much. Talking about some street art. Yeah. How much you want? 500? Yeah. They call somebody. Yeah. Horrible. That thing ain't cost too much.
Talking about some street art.
I know.
She could have called my man in there.
Could have called you.
We would have went and built some shit up.
10 million?
We would have went.
What?
I'm surprised you're here today.
I thought you'd be trying out for the Cowboys kicker.
Yeah.
For real though.
Yo, you stupid.
For real. I you stupid For real
I thought you'd been over there
I've never seen no shit like that
Ever
You could get that job
Word
Somebody
Yo me and Ish was laughing
Bro
Somebody had
That was fun
To be with Ish
While that was happening
Somebody
No disrespect
Somebody had one of his cousins
Somebody was tied up
Somebody yo
He took the under fam
You know why it was funny though
That ball was the ugliest ball
That she was just
Ish
Four of them
Ish
Four
He took the under
No question
He had to be cheating
That's all that was
He had to be cheating
He took the under
Guess who won't be on their way
To San Francisco
Yo Parcells and them
Would have fired him
Last night
He would have been fired
One of them overhead coaches
Belichick or one of them
He would have been jobless
Go to the locker room
Yo you would have been jobless Back to Martin Luther locker room. Yo, you would have been jobless.
Back to Martin Luther King.
Somebody pocketed that $10 million.
And they put that bum ass statue over there.
You know what I like?
No, a couple of the relatives went off, though.
See, I like that about 2022, 2023.
It was his daughter?
Let's see.
Somebody said, yo, y'all ain't fuck with my father.
Please don't act like everyone loved my father.
See, I like this.
He was assassinated.
See?
Right?
We be forgetting shit.
He was assassinated.
It's a fact.
A 1967 poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in America.
Most hated.
Many who quote him now and evoke him to deter justice today would likely hate and may already
hate the authentic king. Hashtag MLK. who quote him now and evoke him to deter justice today would likely hate and may already hate
the authentic king.
Mm-hmm.
Hashtag MLK.
That's Bernie's king.
That is his daughter.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, his popularity rating
was really low
around the time of his death.
It was lower than Trump.
They hated him.
It was like 75%
of the country hated him.
Mm-hmm.
Huh?
Reflective of the times?
Yeah, that's true.
75% dog?
Disapproval rate?
That's crazy.
He was getting hit in the head with rocks
and still singing and marching.
I hate him too.
He was too, like, it's not arrogant.
Are you about to take us out of here?
He was getting hit in the head with a rock
and got up and sang We Shall Overcome
and kept walking.
I've never seen no shit like that.
I'll be mad too late.
Man, go ahead, man.
See what I mean?
Hey, Martin, everybody didn't deserve you.
Everybody, you was fighting for some people that wasn't going to prove to be worthy.
That's the problem with fighting for everybody.
That's why I only fight for my people.
Once you start including
him and him,
I don't know your past, buddy.
That's what I start telling
the fans in the street
that got a product
and they catch you.
This was before.
Now it might sound funny.
They run up to you
with their product.
Hey, you want to take a picture
of me and this product?
Nigga, no.
I don't know what
this product stands for.
I don't know what you stand for.
Don't put me in your little magazine picture.
No, nigga, move.
I hate that.
Nah, I love you, nigga.
Yo, you want a hat?
Yeah.
Take a picture right now?
No.
Take your hat back.
You don't get this fucking hat out of here.
Oh, man.
Anyway, yeah, man.
Martin Luther King, Boston.
Boston, man.
Boston's Boston. Rest in peace. Rest in peace, OG, man. Why you looking at me? I don't want no sauce, man. Martin Luther King, Boston. Boston, man. Boston's Boston.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace, OG, man.
Why you looking at me?
I don't want no sauce, bro.
Nah, baby, chill.
You over here starting early with M4.
I don't like it.
Flip, will there ever be a day where Antoine and Melissa's work,
relationship, and chemistry can flourish without interruption?
No.
You know I'm like doing chem tests
here. Every time it look like I got
a little spark right here, you just kind of
jump in there. It's fine,
but I mean...
No. Oh, okay. She told me she
was filming you on a T-Mobile video.
Who? Mal.
Said she was like 40 pounds down.
I saw the video. You did a T-Mobile video? Who? Mal. I saw the video.
You did a T-Mobile video? I saw the video.
I got the song.
I saw some video of you breaking up a fight, but punching on a nigga.
I was confused.
Yeah, I did that.
Sometimes you got to do that.
I have to stop looking at your shit now, because the algorithm think I'm a fan.
Now, it's showing me shit from six years ago.
I'm like, man, he was outside.
Okay.
Okay, Flip.
Flip, I like the video, man.
I think you, you know what I mean?
Why'd you stop rapping?
That nigga was going to make it out the hood
any way possible, boy.
You start going up to niggas.
Yo, let me push you.
Talk, nigga.
Don't get quiet now.
I had a T-Mobile deal.
I told y'all.
I already told y'all about it.
You tell me about this $70,000 T-Mobile deal
one more time.
Y'all niggas is mad, you mad, nigga.
When you was 90, what you was doing, nigga?
Playing Parcheesi?
Who you talking to? Killer Play. Killer Play. I don't know how to kill it. was 19, what you was doing, nigga? Playing Parcheesi?
Who you talking to?
Killer Play.
Killer Play.
I don't know how to kill it.
Fuck that.
What he was doing?
Me?
At 19? When Ish was 19?
Yeah, tell me.
Modeling.
I was in the street.
He was a street model.
He was like light-skinned Tyson.
What about that?
I was outside, too.
Tyson.
$70,000 deal.
Tyson Peckfield.
I don't know.
I can't confirm. I can't confirm what you deal. Tyson Peckfield. I don't know. I can't confirm.
I can't confirm what you have.
All right, cool.
I can't confirm.
I don't want no sauce, bro.
Okay, all right.
So make sure you say that.
My man.
Back to our audience of millions.
Yeah, we back, man.
Listen, so the Martin Luther King statue in Boston, what the kids did, that's why you
gotta love kids.
They imposed it.
They took it and made it a meme.
And they took the,
there was a female police officer
that apparently slept with all of the cops
on the force.
They slid her.
They ran trains.
This was at work.
It's a different training day.
So they put that cop.
That was a good one.
I see what you did, Parks.
That was a good one.
I see it, Parks.
He's here today. Yeah, yeah, nice, man. So they took that cop. That was a good one. I see what you did, Parks. That was a good one. I see it, Parks. He's here today.
Yeah, yeah, nice, man.
So they took that cop and put her picture on the Martin Luther King statue.
On the Martin Luther King statue and made it look like she was hugging Dick.
That might be her thing.
No, that's her thing.
Yeah, we know that that's her thing.
The story here for me is that her husband, see, that's why I love the internet, too.
How do we find out the opinions of people so quickly?
The husband is going to stick by her side.
They're going to work through it.
I'm sticking with my bull.
Where he from?
I don't know.
They're from Tennessee.
Oh.
Yeah, this is all taking place in Tennessee.
Oh, they got some different, I don't know.
Thank God.
I can think of a couple things, but I ain't going to chill out.
Chattanooga train.
It's cool.
Cucksville, Tennessee.
Cucksville.
Yo, chill out.
Chill out.
That's not cocky.
They got fire.
You got a lot of fans.
You agree with them getting fired?
JVP.
JVP.
I don't want to be without the JVP.
Do I agree with them being fired?
Yes.
Word.
Huh? Yeah. The cops. All the cops got fired? Yes. Word. Huh?
Yeah.
The cops.
All the cops got fired?
I don't know.
I didn't check up on them.
I didn't look up.
Let's see here.
I got it up.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, the female cops.
Male research is better than us.
She got fired.
Definitely.
She was doing a service.
Yo, KCP.
You're a team boss You gotta protect and serve
Literally
The line is
Mary cop fired for letting entire department run train on her
Yo that's a sick headline
Hey bruh
That's a title yeah
The whole department
I think it was just five of them
I think it was the whole department
I mean five is a lot.
At the same time?
We don't kink shame.
I ain't shaming.
At the JVP.
We don't.
We don't kink shame.
No shaming.
I don't kink shame.
Talk to him, Ish.
Yeah.
Listen, I'm more impressed with the husband hearing that and saying, I'm going to stay
right there.
You know what's interesting also is that-
Take that, Nia Long.
It looks like every single officer that ran a train on her was black, but her husband's
white.
I saw that.
Oh, come on.
You can't fight the power of black, dude.
Come on.
He just bowed down.
You can't fight the power.
Tapped out.
You know what I mean?
You got it.
Can't do nothing with that.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
You ain't going to be able to stop her.
At all.
And if you home with a little dick as the husband, you just got to shut the fuck up.
That's ugly.
What do you think about that, Melissa Ford?
I think the whole thing is nuts.
I think the whole thing is nuts.
Paul, I see what you did.
No, no, Paul.
I see what you did.
Pun intended.
They should all be fired, personally,
because apparently this was happening on duty.
So, like, is this what cops are doing on duty?
This is it? Killing black
folks and fucking? Take that over
shooting these shooting niggas. Word. Yeah.
Go get, go fuck. Maybe you have
a little less aggression. That's reparation.
Y'all saying shooting. They killed a nigga with a taser.
Word. Yeah.
That's our payback. Killed somebody else with a chokehold. No, no.
Nightstick over here. It ain't the guns.
Mm-mm. Are you right?
Oh damn, now I sound like one of them.
You seen Mary Kingston?
Yes, I did.
Please don't get Melissa started.
We'll talk about TV soon.
We will talk about TV.
She want to be
Siskel and Eva so bad.
Yo.
In other words,
of co-workers humping.
Segway King right there.
No.
No, we will not be adopting
those policies.
Here at the network.
Yeah, we don't stand by that.
Yeah, not at all.
That's why I canceled the tour.
Oh, shit.
That's why I canceled the tour.
And stop licking your lips.
I already seen what type of time
the niggas was about to be on on the road.
Oh, no.
I canceled that one.
No, The young man
and the young woman
from the Good Morning America shit,
they are suing the network.
They about your age.
They suing the network.
Hell yeah.
So the young man
and the young woman.
Nigga, those your peers.
But yeah, I agree with that one.
Me too.
I don't agree with them firing them.
I don't.
I don't agree with them firing them. No,'t. I don't agree with them firing them.
No, and they reason.
Y'all have become a distraction.
Look at that.
All y'all care about is views.
Yeah.
Niggas rush to see that just to see how the chemistry would be between them.
That is true.
But again, if they did everything in their power to keep this relationship here.
And add money.
So if they started losing ad money, then they would be like, all right, we got to get them
out of here.
But I don't like that.
That's messed up.
Forgot about that ad money part.
Our personal off-camera shit don't have nothing to do with out of here. But I don't like that. That's messed up. Forgot about that. Yeah, like, our personal off-camera shit
don't have nothing to do with what we're doing
or the job that we...
And we went out our way to keep the shit low.
In contracts that big,
there's something called a morality clause,
which is completely ambiguous, but...
What's that mean?
Yeah, word.
Because they can move the goal,
like, you know, they can move the goalposts
anytime they want.
They can say that any behavior that they disagree with
is,
you know, is immoral.
Exactly.
And so they,
the network's probably going to argue that the fact that you guys were having this salacious extramarital affair and it became public,
that is a direct violation of the morality clause.
You're going to word it like that.
She hit you with this salacious.
That's probably what it sounds like around the boardroom right now.
And then they're probably going to argue like in 2023, really extramarital affairs.
Really, really.
This is immoral.
Get out of here.
By watching the show, could you tell that they had a thing going on?
I couldn't until it came out.
When it came out, they leaned into it.
Yeah, in hindsight, looking back, having the information now, you look at it, you're just like, they were super chummy.
They were a little touchy-feely.
How do you feel that they should have got fired?
Are you against that?
Because I know you have a lot of...
No, I don't think, no.
So it's okay to fuck your coworker as long as you don't fuck a business.
I don't, that's really not my business, what they're doing behind closed doors.
The fact of the matter is, is that every time they showed up, they performed their duties.
They, nobody knew until the word broke.
And now we're the ones that are talking about it or the world is talking about it.
So, you know what I mean?
But like, it didn't affect their duties.
So no, I don't really don't think.
I get what you mean.
I get what you mean.
He's a terrible husband.
I mean, but that has nothing to do with his job performance.
I can imagine.
Oh, I know your little antenna has nothing to do with his job performance. I can imagine. Why he a terrible husband? Oh, boy.
I know your little antenna was going to go up.
I could imagine that for the demo.
Why is he a terrible husband for our audience that is confused?
Because he's been having multiple affairs.
Like, the last message that he gave to his wife, like, it was an Instagram post about her birthday.
He was just like, I don't deserve her and whatever else.
It was just like, okay. Sounds like he and whatever else. It was just like, okay.
Sounds like he's being honest.
Yeah, he's acknowledging
accountability he doesn't deserve.
Yeah.
What I read in that post
was I've been trying
to get away from you.
I read that too.
I read it exactly like that.
So I'm going to hire
a private investigator
to make this public
and I'm going to leave you.
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
They always say leave,
don't cheat.
But he did both.
He did both.
He didn't exactly leave he cheated
got caught no I tried to get you to leave a million times you wouldn't leave yeah so now
I'm gonna have to go hire a private investigator I gotta do things a different way I gotta do it
another way yeah I'm still leaving so now this chick Amy having like a fair with him and she
left her husband and he's leaving his wife I I'm just like, girl, his track record is trash.
Like,
where do you think
you're going to fit
in the grand scheme
of all this?
I hope you're just having fun.
That's what I'm thinking
about the white girl.
Like,
I hope you're just having fun
because this,
he is a have fun.
Antoine Tate.
I mean,
Antoine Tate.
He's a fun boy.
He's a fun boy.
A what?
An ish.
He's a fun boy.
Hey, pardon me
just have fun
alright Melissa Ford
thank you
I'm good
the JVP
the JVP
where we be
without the JVP
where
nah that's my man right there
y'all can't jam us up huh
can't jam us up no more
only took 95 times That's my man right there. Y'all ain't jam us up, huh? You ain't jam us up no more.
Only took 95 times.
All right, Melissa.
What?
I see what you're saying there.
I need to know.
What is happening here?
Say something.
Just let him just leave him.
He ain't going to say nothing.
Just read through the lines.
Yeah, so Funkmaster Flex said.
Wow.
Everybody unfollowed Gunna.
Facts. There we go. Everyone unfollowed Gunna. Facts.
There we go.
Everyone unfollowed Gunna.
Well, who's everybody? It was Gunna having a hip-hop community.
Who's got the, who's, who's list?
I don't know, you know.
Meek unfollowed him.
Polo G unfollowed him.
Lil Baby.
Lil Baby unfollowed him.
And then Dirk released a snippet.
And in the snippet, it says,
What happened to Virgil? He probably told probably told which gun has featured on his song what happened to
Virgil so people took that as are you trying to reference that to probably
gonna tell yeah yeah he's gonna be outcast so the assumption is that he's a
snitch yes he took a deal and you No, I don't think that's no assumption.
What's not an assumption?
I think that all of those people acting in concert with the unfollow the way they did
means that they spoke to someone somewhere.
That's how I process that.
Exactly.
That's how I took it.
I agree.
They not just doing that out of nowhere.
They hit him with a mass unfollow.
Nah.
Yeah, it might be some confirmation.
That nigga was looking lonely in that little studio picture, boy.
Yo, wait.
Yo, I'm so glad I was a rapper so I know how some of them feelings feel like.
When you're in the studio, won't nobody come by and check your shit out?
He just in there.
Oh, poor Gunna, man.
I don't like that.
I don't like that. What y'all wanted them to do, man? You want to take the good with the bad? I poor Gunna, man. I don't like that. I don't like that.
What y'all wanted them to do, man?
You want to take the good with the bad.
I feel for him, yo.
I do feel for him.
Again, I have this talk all the time.
I can't even have it.
I don't even know how to have it.
But, I mean, back in the day, artists were protected differently.
That's what I'll say.
Artists were protected in a different way.
Like, the artist was allowed to be the artist even if you were signed to or ran with
them niggas like the artist was the artist today that line is so blurred now
right like that's that dirt story went around about spot him got him apparently
and I'd be I was that story was new to me. Dirk was supposed to do a feature
for Spottum Got Em.
Spottum Got Em paid him $100,000.
Paperwork got released on Spottum Got Em.
I guess he told on some shit
when he was 13 or some shit.
Dirk sent down a grand back.
No feature for you.
Can't co-sign anybody
that ever told anything.
And I'm like, wait, damn,
that feature would have changed
this kid's life.
That would have changed. Rates, what's the little line he likes saying to Fat Joe? Shit, wait, damn, that feature would have changed this kid's life. That would have,
rates,
what's the little line
he likes saying
to Fat Joshi,
yesterday's price
is not today's price.
That would have
changed everything.
But look at what the top,
one of the top rappers
in the world
is basing this decision off of.
Oh,
you told something before?
No.
Get out of here.
What you missing about that?
That never happened before.
Because,
look,
no,
no,
no,
look,
what you said before, back in, back, you know, before it was, the rapper was, the artist
was allowed to be the artist, right?
Today, the street nigga is the artist.
Exactly.
That's the difference, yeah.
That's the difference right there.
It ain't separate no more.
Or even back in the day, even if you was a street nigga turned artist, you was really
trying to lead the streets alone.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, you could have been a real street nigga
and you became an artist.
You was literally trying to lead that life behind you.
Today, that life is glorified.
So you bringing your street shit to the music is different.
I was sad when Nitty told me
he wouldn't be in a Pump It Up video.
Like, I was sad about it.
Like, that's my man.
Damn, man.
Like, we did it.
No, you did it. Go go do it I'll be over here
like today I can't imagine that you're right opposite today right exactly
opposite stars he was in focus go watch focus he was covered his face I saw it
I was there you want him to dance I wanted him to be a prominent part of the video like he was a prominent part of my career.
Sorry, I probably, right, okay.
I didn't understand that at that age.
Sorry.
We talked about this privately about, you know, but you really was oblivious to a lot of things that were going on.
So salute to you.
I should have been saluted way before that, nigga.
I think you bullshit, but you told me this privately.
I got to give you the credit.
Like, privately, you told me.
I really didn't know.
Bro, I know street niggas that, to this day, actually,
like, when a photographer in a club be doing these shit,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, go.
Like, nah.
It's a fact.
I've seen that.
Get out of this section.
Don't take no pictures.
Or he took one, yo, go delete that shit out of this camera.
Like, I've seen this shit happen.
I've seen it, too.
My values never really coincided with the street niggas.
So the street niggas that I was around, I needed them to be real street niggas.
Right?
I've been in cars where somebody had a gun and I didn't know.
Right.
And now I find out when the cops found out.
And now we got a situation.
See, I don't think that's fair to me.
I agree.
Don't get in no car with no gun and not tell me.
The thing is this.
I want to be with the street nigga that is letting you know what is going on in that situation.
Got you.
Like, protect the people that's not involved in that is all I'm saying.
Yeah, that's true.
Or you get in the nigga car and the nigga be like, yo, I'm dirty.
That's it.
He give you a choice.
He give you an option.
Yo, you want to ride up the block?
Like, yo, let me get a ride up Central Avenue.
Yo, I'm dirty. Some niggas that do that. At least he give you that chance. You want to ride up the block? Like, yo, let me get a ride up Central Avenue. Yo, I'm dirty.
Some niggas that do that.
At least he give you that option.
A lot of niggas will tell you, yo, I'm dirty.
And then you'll be like, I don't give a fuck.
Let me get a ride.
Or, nah, I'm good.
I'll take the bus.
You know, whatever the case may be.
You know what I'm saying?
Or, nigga, get in your car.
And in my hood, they used to be like, yo, you straight?
Niggas be like, nah, I'm dirty.
They be like, nah, yo.
Is the gun and shit gonna matter in
yes
a year
yes
it could
I don't know
but here's my problem
snitching is also
snitching is also
being glorified though
it ain't being glorified
it's being accepted
snitching
accepted thank you
snitching is being accepted
the kids
that were supporting the music
they look at things
a little bit different
is it though
cause 6ix9ine
kinda fell off the face
of the planet
I mean hold on
but when he first came out,
he was spending all this money, his
deal, everything surrounding that. Nicky got
on the record with him. It didn't look like
he told at all. He was pocket
watching. I was. I am going pocket
watching. And on top of that, here's the thing though.
We have different personalities
that are insulting
people, condoning snitching
who are getting a lot of views,
while saying they're trying
to protect the youth.
So a message is being put out there,
and I'm not saying that
if you are in the street,
I feel like there's a code
you should live by
because that's where I came from.
If you're a civilian,
I understand,
but snitching is being put on this,
is being what he said.
You know what I mean?
I can't even speak proper about it
because I don't like it.
I seen a nigga, hold on,
and we talked about this,
we had to edit the nigga name out before.
I seen a nigga talk about snitching,
saying he gonna do this
while saying something reckless,
but saying that he's snitching
to protect the youth.
That type of agenda is crazy to me.
I never seen no shit like that.
And it's now and people like this shit well funk master flex is now on record saying that
he is unbanning Takashi mm-hmm he had him bent for the snitch stuff but
clearly that's a thing of the past because like it's just said the young
kids accept it today so why is he fighting the fight then he went on to
say only meek and young thug and
bobby rowdy and one other person boosie are of that called no snitch cloth today do you think
that there's like a changing definition of what snitching is considered no i do yeah by way
generationally know what snitching is today i think. I think that this, so I was going to comment on what Flip was talking about,
but I was trying to get
my words together.
Many of us come from
a certain neighborhood, right,
where,
and I'm going to keep it real with you,
the black people
in the inner city areas, period,
we were taught to mind our business.
Right?
So the old lady lady look out the
window and see some shit she put them blondes up she go back in that room she ain't see nothing I
don't know nothing don't come ask me nothing right so in one in one instance that's a good thing
but in a lot of instances that is a bad thing and so when you start talking about people minding their business and not telling and all of that,
that is what keeps the ghetto
kind of the ghetto.
If you go to a white neighborhood,
them motherfuckers are nosy as shit, bro.
They out the window,
they peeping,
they know what's going on
and they telling.
And that's how their neighborhoods
stay clean.
That's how their neighborhoods
stay crime free.
We know if you go to certain neighborhoods
in New Jersey,
fam, you walk light. You get what what i'm saying you drive the speed limit or something is going to happen or potentially happen to you we have adopted this thing where um snitching to me
snitching civilians not snitching if you in the street game you you signed up. You filled out an application to play by this code of ethics.
I agree.
Right?
So I think that you should own that.
If I come to the Joe Button podcast and I sign to say, yo, this is what I'm going to do and this is what is expected of me, I signed up.
I'm not a victim.
I'm a volunteer.
You get what I'm saying?
So I think that it's a fine line between civilians.
They not snitching.
Bro, if somebody robs you and you a hardworking,
taxpaying citizen and you could describe that motherfucker
that robs you, go down there.
So what's happening is that these dudes are basically
sitting on the fence.
They got one foot in and one foot out
of two different codes of ethics.
Yes, yes.
It's beneficial for you when to apply it and
when not so when i'm making millions of dollars and i'm screaming that i'm gang gang gang over here
it's cool but now nigga you gang gang gang and you looking at 20 years
now you want to play the civilian code and you can't do that i think that's disgusting we all
been in situations where we had to take accountability for our own actions. It's a choice.
Like I said, at the time when I got arrested for a gun charge, they told me not to do it.
Even though wherever I got the weapon from, I was still advised, yo, you go down this route,
you know, it's certain principles and morals you have to live by.
Oh, niggas.
Society.
Okay.
Yeah, in the area I grew up in.
So it's a choice.
And I watched the people that stand up tall have a certain bravado about themselves.
And I wanted to emulate that as well.
And I was taught by street niggas how to move.
A lot of people, they watch street shit on the internet, but they don't really have what it takes to live by that code.
I agree 100%.
And it's a hard one.
And I'm glad you turned your life around.
Thank you.
It's a hard one.
Thank you.
Like, it's people out here doing life.
Like, we got friends that are doing life.
Because they didn't snitch.
Yes.
Yeah.
Doing life and could have came home.
Like, literally could have come home.
Civilians, like, we can't understand that.
Me neither.
I understand that.
We can't understand it.
I don't get it.
You know what's so crazy?
And when I was speaking to Nitty, you know what I mean?
Like, when they speak about to Nitty you know what I mean like when they speak
about Preen
regardless of what
how they speak
about him
for standing
on his square
these street dudes
how they speak
about him
it speaks volumes
that's true
he just
he live by a code
and he's just
this I know
I ain't no street nigga
you just say certain names
and I be saying
like oh boy
here we go
I'm just saying I get what you're
saying though
me too but nigga
texted to us
it's like any game
if you're playing
basketball dog
the ice baths come
along with football
you know what I mean
the ice baths come
along with football
the taped up ankles
the broken fingers
they come along with
football you don't
just get the touchdown
and the money and the girls.
It's two sides to that game.
And I think that
it's the same thing with the streets.
I think a lot of niggas today,
especially,
are signing up for that game
only looking at the pluses.
True.
They're not equipped
to handle the minus,
the negative side.
They think it's never gonna come.
And then once they're faced with it, they realize, I'm not cut for that. And that's when it's never going to come. And then once they faced with it, they realize I'm not cut for that.
And that's when it's too late to make that decision.
So to your question, I think Gunna's going to suffer.
I think none of these young artists are going to do songs with him.
And I think he's going to be outcasted.
And then that means his career is over, essentially.
Nah, why you...
I just think that he gonna be outcasted
and he not 6ix9ine
like 6ix9ine is different
he ain't had that many features on his last album anyway
who? Gunna
Gunna last album
was hard
I don't need you niggas I carry y'all
and his music didn't sound no different to me after the telling
Whatever that was
I'm telling recorded it before you with the gym stop that's the Kashi shit
That shit looks suspect in the light when you put the blue light over it. That's just like the hotel bed
Okay, so why did flex come to this realization that he can now start playing Tekashi's
music? I don't know
and I'm not going to call him to ask him,
but Flex has been doing this thing where he's
trying to get New York radio back.
He's just doing whatever he needs to do.
Would you do a feature
with Gunna if he came to you, Joe? No, I wouldn't do
a feature with anybody if they came to me.
That's a good answer.
My son asked me for a verse.
I didn't do it.
You charge it.
I'm not doing no verse.
My 20 year anniversary
is coming up
and the fans
ain't getting the verse.
There's no verse coming.
Not at all.
Okay.
You ought to take
Trey Almoda here.
You ought to do the verse.
What's wrong with you, yo?
I don't even,
he might be signed to his mother.
I got to find out
what's going on.
What's wrong with you, yo? He might be signed to his mother. I got to find out what's going on. What's wrong with you?
Yeah.
Hey, the judge said keep the receipts.
The judge said keep the receipts.
Oh, man.
It's God, yo.
Well, that's why the Redditors be talking bad about me.
Like, oh, you got a good dad.
He doesn't want to hear about how you did it.
Shut up.
Anyway, what else, what else, what else?
Keeping it with rappers.
Yeah, I was going to say, keeping it with rappers.
21 Savage on Clubhouse.
Oh, man.
That's your bag.
No, Amp is my bag.
Each and every Monday and Thursday, 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
Music lovers only, conversation lovers only with, you guessed it, Joe Budden.
That boy good, didn't he?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not playing with y'all no more.
That boy good.
I'm trying to get through it this year.
That boy is good.
But 21 Savage was on Clubhouse
saying some shit,
and it only take them to catch you
saying some shit one time.
Because I've also heard 21 Savage
on Clubhouse saying,
I'm not talking.
This is Clubhouse.
I'm not.
This is the Fez. They taping. This is
YouTube. I'm not doing anything. I've heard him do that
too. So they must have got him riled up
a little too much because he just got to it.
I won't even repeat it. I'm not repeating it.
He was saying. Can we get some kind of
summarization with the gist?
Go ahead, Joe.
Nah, they're going to say I'm a snitch.
You're a civilian though you can't snitch
he was on clubhouse
it was a public
forum
well no I adopt
the street rules
with people that I
speak to and see
somebody could have
recorded it right
I'm a civilian
when I'm alone
when I'm with them
niggas I gotta
kinda be like
nah I got you
my little secret
handshake
nah he was on there
and I guess he was
talking to someone who was opposing him in thought.
And he let them know that he had family in the town that the guy was in, and that his family is pretty thorough.
Okay.
Got it.
Watch your manners.
Yeah, pretty much.
And he was saying that his people probably have seen
some of his people
before
and
his people still here
then he didn't see
that his people again
he was saying
something like that
now read between those lines
yeah we ain't gotta repeat
what you think he was saying
it was just there
you know
now
I really hope
that nothing happens to him
over that
behind that
I really do
and please be mindful
of your words
on these apps
they taping
they always taping
your phone is taping when you're not on the apps.
Yeah. You're being
taped. We're being surveilled.
Mm-hmm.
24-7. Indeed.
They will clip
up your worst moments,
dox you, find out
what you did in the fifth grade,
put that with your worst ex-girlfriend
with what she has to say about you.
They're going to take that,
put it with the baby mom
that like you the least.
Take that, put it with that nigga
that you used to work for
that you left on bad terms.
That you smacked.
Yeah, they're going to put it right on up.
The worst teacher
that you ever had in your life.
Yeah, sure enough.
A collage that says
you are a piece of donkey shit.
Tory sat his ass
right there next to his lawyer.
He wasn't,
he ain't even look at that stand.
He ain't even let them
finish the sentence.
Yo, you want to take,
no.
Nope.
No, I don't.
No, sir.
And a little late,
but now Tory Lanez
has figured out
that that shit
was real going on.
So now he done hired
Aaron Fernandez,
old lawyer.
He done hired.
Jose Baez?
Melissa, you got gotta get out yo
you too well informed
Roscoe Johnson I don't know I don't know
Melissa is that him
girls are great
I don't know but he hired him
he hired a couple of other big time
big dog attorneys rumored that one of
them cost $200,000 a month.
And I guess when you really want to get out of jail, you pay the money now.
I don't know what he was paying before, but it's up.
Who's putting the bill?
Me.
No.
Soon as Chick-State drop.
Alone at Prime Deluxe.
Soon as he drop them couple albums I'm waiting for, I'ma put my $60 toward that lawyer bill.
Soon as it drop.
Somebody's fitting that bill.
He got some money somewhere.
Jose Baez.
Wow.
He gonna sign to somebody
for 14 years.
Jose Baez is the same lawyer
that got Casey Anthony off.
Casey Anthony.
Nobody knew who he was
and he looked like some like...
Snoop Dogg, Suge Knight.
Huh?
Snoop Dogg, Suge Knight.? Snoop Dogg, Suge Knight
Yeah, but M4 doing it off the head
You on your phone
Word
She's hot
I know
That's who she is
Y'all get off her dick
Watch your mouth
You be so on it
It's uncomfortable
Like, I'm uncomfortable
Watch your mouth, my nigga
If you want to switch seats, we can
Oh my God
What else?
What else is important now?
Let me ask y'all a question
Because, you know know we had that huge
Lottery jackpot
It was like
What did it go up to
1.7
1.
I thought it was 1.5
Last time I saw it
It was 1.35
But somebody won it
In Maine
Yeah
And um
I think the uh
The cash out was like
700 mil or something
Someone asked y'all
If you were to win
A lottery like that
Would you
Would you uh
Take cash out or annuity
Lope Who you talking to Cash Man man you don't get my fucking money
I think they do or they can get 45 million per year per year for 30 years
and the the key there you pay less taxes on that on the annual somebody I know just won a million
and then 40,000 told me kick rocks 400 grand $400 400 grand $100 million yep 440 yep now
still take an extra 440 I'll take a but that's disgusting but when you start
talking about 700 million dollars oh wait and y'all girl they said y'all girl
Iggy Azalea right they said she made 300 in one day. 300 in a day. Yeah, they put some sauce on it.
A lot of niggas like that white milk.
It's almond milk.
No, it's not. That ain't just milk.
And what's Charisse Theron?
Charlize Theron?
Yeah, what's that?
It's coconut milk.
That's fire.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
But no, I'm taking my, give me my money.
I don't want, I know 30 years, y'all niggas getting interest off my bread, all that.
Give me my fucking money and let me make my money work.
So in 30 years, my money's going to be more than what y'all was going to give me.
And that money don't get to go to you.
Yeah.
I think if you pass away before the 30 years, I think you kind of negate the bread or some
shit like that.
Oh, word?
Oh.
So I can't leave it to my daughter now?
Give me my money.
Oh, no, no.
I didn't know that.
I don't want no 401K, no 10-0.
I don't want none of that shit.
Give me mine.
Let me invest mine.
They need some new tanks and something anyway with that tax money.
You know what I mean?
A couple new planes.
It's crazy.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, I changed it.
Because I would have took the annuity.
But now.
We had something funny off mic where we was talking about the lottery shit.
And we was talking about taxes and what the Republicans have stopped cash.
I mean, they slowed down the cash app shit.
Oh, yeah.
Because now they were saying, if you've got $ they slowed down the cash app shit. Oh yeah. Because now they were saying if you got $600
sent to your cash app,
now the IRS
is going to be
investigating your shit
and charging you.
So off mic.
So off mic.
We started laughing.
Parks was like,
yeah, man,
my wife sends me
her half of the rent
on cash app.
Ice was like,
wait,
what you say?
Oh no, no,
put that on the board.
Put that on the board. Put that on the board.
Your wife pays half the rent? Not half the rent.
That's her portion of the rent.
You did say half the rent. There's a difference.
There's a difference. You got out of that. That's a good one.
That's just what it did. I mean, you're my
man, so I ain't going to say nothing. I ain't going to say what I
want to say. You're my man, CP. I ain't going
to say what I want to say. Go ahead. Say it.
Nah, you're my man, CP. I don't think you can take that.
I ain't going to say what I want to say, man., say it. Nah, you my man, CP. I don't think you can take that. I ain't going to say what I want to say, man.
CP, you know how it go, CP.
You know, a lot of times
when they're paying
portions of rent
and stuff like that,
you know, a lot of things
become a little more difficult.
You know, I'm pretty sure
you a nice guy.
A little more difficult?
It does, it does.
I mean, you know,
depending on your character,
let's say.
My character's solid.
And my wife's character's solid.
Say it again.
Oh, now you're on your seat too late.
Now he's on me.
So hold on.
So let me get you.
So in our community and what's going on, as we can refer to it as a Gabrielle Union situation,
but we can go back to that.
A lot of women that pay half of the rent or a majority or a portion, you lucked up.
They have this mindset on how they're moving and they can do what they want because, and
even though they can, let me use my words carefully because you made that face.
Listen, too many words for you.
Why is your wife paying a portion?
She wants to.
Yo, yo, hold on, Joe.
Joe, stop doing that.
Just help me fix my shit, nigga.
Just help me fix it.
Just fix it for me. Yo, Flip, hold
on. I got what you're saying.
She wants to throw down. I'm not going to say no.
Man. Dogs.
Nah, we pausing right now.
We staying right here.
We staying here. So you can have a shot, but we staying here for a second.
Y'all looking at me trying to get
me to do it, but no. I didn't say a word
to you. But help. Help.
About what? Because we're doing
this telekinetic shit
right now.
We're doing this telekinetic shit
where everybody is thinking
the same thing.
Everybody doing the same shit.
Nobody want to get...
So, Mel, you do it.
You talk nicer than us.
Okay, so...
No.
No, no, no.
Because the CP,
why is that happening?
Because she wants to? She wants to. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because the CP, why is that happening? Because she wants to?
She wants to.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
How did we come to this arrangement?
When she first moved in with me, she said, I want to pay half the rent.
Okay.
This is my old spot.
That was 10 years ago.
It wasn't 10 years ago.
It was five, maybe six.
Okay.
And so when we got a new spot, she still wants to pay some.
So I let her pay some.
Some women don't like that.
Parks.
Come on, buddy.
What?
I'm whatting your what?
Yeah.
We don't understand what you're doing.
I'm whatting your what?
All right.
Can you explain to the audience why that is cool with you?
She works hard.
She makes good money.
She wants to contribute.
I'm going to let her contribute.
The fuck?
Feminism at its finest, piggity.
Tuh.
CP, I respect that.
I mean, you know, you're probably not going through the problems that niggas in the hood
is going through.
Stop looking at me, man.
That's the problem.
We have a great relationship.
You're not going through the shit that niggas in the hood that's going through when they
girl paying half the rent. Saying what they want, slamming the door, niggas shutting off the problem. We have a great relationship. You're not going through the shit that niggas in the hood that's going through when they girl paying half the rent.
Saying what they want, slamming the door,
niggas shutting down the TV, niggas.
Shutting down the football.
You're not going through it.
I don't go through any of that.
Of course, we can see.
I don't go through that.
Because you're saying it with confidence.
Nigga, she wants to pay out of it.
Hey, Flip.
She don't pay out of it.
Would you let your lady pay out of it?
No.
No.
No.
OK, the audience might be.
Ish.
I mean, not ish. I'm thinking ish. Thank you. Look, I'm not even trying. Look at me, no. Okay, the audience might be... Ish. I mean, not ish.
I'm thinking ish.
I'm not even trying to look at you, yo.
This is why it's weird.
This is why it's weird.
We are assuming that
the
paid discrepancy is large
between you and your wife.
She makes good money, but yes,
I make more money than her, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Y'all ain't right there.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Y'all not the normal nine to five husband and wife
who has to put our pieces together to survive.
Y'all are not that.
Sure.
It would be assumed that you make a lot more than your wife.
I do.
But she does well.
We're not saying she's not.
You got it.
All right, buddy.
You got it.
You got it, buddy.
No, buddy.
All right.
You got it.
He got it.
You got it.
You can't argue with that.
We got him.
You're no happy.
No, we got you.
We got you.
Yeah, I love saying, we got him.
Do whatever's best for your household.
Look at that me, man.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
You're right.
You're right.
I mean, you know.
Yo, this is a piece of shit.
Yo, you are a piece of shit.
What?
But there are some women that do it.
I don't force her to pay rent.
Why are you letting her?
What?
Stop her.
Yeah, no, man. I don't need that. If that's Why are you letting her? Stop her. Yeah, no, man.
I don't need that.
If that's what makes her happy, I can make up for it in other ways.
What the fuck are we talking about?
CP, talk your ass.
Like what?
I'm not going to sit here and talk about all that.
That's some dickhead fucking cornball shit to be like, well, I pay for this and this
and this, so I make up for it.
No.
Y'all niggas, y'all run a tight ship.
I got to tell you.
Y'all run a tight ship.
Y'all just different. Hey, look. He y'all run until you're just different and I look he'd only want to get married happily
no it's not the only way oh my bad I forgot I'm sorry
so your does your wife she'll pay done she pays for what she wants to pay but
not the rent and stuff like that, no.
It's the same as what you said.
The rent is assumed, Parks.
The man.
That the man handles that and she takes care of whatever she wants to take care of, of course.
Not the rent, though.
The whole rent.
But hold on, if his wife watches, who's to say what she would say?
She may agree.
Like, I agree with you.
I want to do it.
I believe what he's saying, so I'm sure she would. I'm sure she would. They got may agree. Like, I agree with you. I want to do it. I believe what he's saying.
So I'm sure she would agree. I'm sure she would agree.
Yeah, I could do it.
But whatever.
We got our own opinion.
I know we do.
But what I'm saying is that
he's standing on it.
Look, his face turned red.
He's standing on his shit.
We can't change that shit, nigga.
Because he don't know how to do it.
And he was with the Boy Scouts.
Like, you wasn't.
He's still standing on it.
But he don't know how to do it.
He don't matter.
And he don't care.
He don't sound nothing. He don't sound nothing. It's just standing on it. But he don't know how nuts he sound. He don't matter. And he don't care. He don't sound nuts.
He don't sound nuts, but it's just a...
He sounds nuts.
It's a cultural difference.
I know a woman that...
It's a cultural difference.
It's a cultural difference.
There we go.
It's a cultural difference.
What do you feel, M4?
Because you're not saying nothing.
No, you're always trying to get away.
Stop getting away.
I did.
I did.
You're trying to slip the jab.
No.
I am dumbfounded.
Tell me more.
I don't know why she would want to pay the rent at all.
Equality.
Equality.
Equality.
I said it last week.
That convenient equality.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Y'all worse than the rappers trying to pick one or two snitches.
Forget that. Okay be equal. No, no. Y'all worse than the rappers trying to pick, win, choose, snitch, and okay.
Forget that.
Okay, listen.
No, when women are talking about equality,
they're talking about having the same rights as men.
They're talking about making the same kind of money,
which we don't.
And paying the same bills.
Mel, you're about to get us to cyber parks, yo.
Change, change.
You're about to get us to cyber.
I just, I, I. I'm with you already now.
I'm with you.
So if you can make the same money,
you can't take the same responsibilities in your household?
You know what?
I'm not...
Listen to me. They argue
with me because I'm not so far
from Parks.
I know, and I'm going to make a DVD about it.
No, I'm about to tell you. Parks considerably
makes more money than his girl.
Yeah.
Antoine is going to... I pay my mortgage right right but my girl
does pay other shit like yes you know I'm saying whoever gets to the electric bill first they pay
it yes so typically I'm not checking the mail like that because my girl will pay it and y'all
got the solar panels that shit is $13 yeah if we listen you get what I'm saying? I get it. I get it.
I totally get it.
If I'm in a happily committed relationship,
I am the type of woman that would like to contribute to my household.
I would not feel good about my man,
especially if we're both gainfully employed.
I would not feel comfortable him being the sole contributor of the household.
That shit is a lot easier.
So you do understand.
But if he up up.
Yeah.
So y'all just blowing my man up.
You just say he up up.
Y'all violating my man.
Paul, this is good CP.
Y'all trying to violate my man
and put him out there.
If he up up,
then my contribution
is going to be
just a little bit different.
You know?
But what if you're you?
What if you're you?
What if you're the letter you of up?
What if I'm up, up,
and you're at least up or a you?
You're not doing bad.
You make more money
than a large portion of the population.
You're doing well.
I've heard men make the argument
that Parks is trying to make.
And again, I'm not for it.
She wants to.
She wants to feel like she's contributing.
Keno sat up here and told me,
out of his mouth,
we had an argument.
Keno said, dog,
what are her responsibilities if you are paying the bills?
Surf said the same shit.
Like, what are her responsibilities if you're paying the bills?
A lot of men feel like that.
Like, a lot of men will say, yo, I'm not going to pay all the bills.
And then she's stacking her money.
And if we decide to break up, she takes all her money that she done stacked up for the last 10 years.
That's some men's argument.
My thing is, dog, like if I got it, I'm not no cheap dude.
So if I got it, it is what it is.
I would have to pay my mortgage whether she lived here or not.
That's my stance.
You know what I'm saying?
But if I didn't have no money and I was financially tapped to the point where I couldn't pay the mortgage by myself,
if you don't give me some motherfucking money, I'd be crazy.
Like, yo.
I would feel inasculated.
Not me. If she's paying
the bill? Like some of the bills? No.
I would not remotely show. Depends on
what the bill is. I wouldn't.
My girl has always taken care
of when we live together. The supermarket
run. If she busting a rent now.
Now, let's take that.
I can't look at my phone
and see receive cash app
from my wife for rent.
That's me.
I've also never had a wife.
But as a man,
I could not do that.
I just agreed to start
paying my girl rent.
Who knew how cheap
that Houston shit was?
I could have bended that.
I'd have been,
got me some extra points.
That shit was a struggle with me.
I'm New Jersey,
got me jaded.
You start going somewhere,
wait, what you're renting is what?
So look,
like, so,
if you were,
because you was a rapper, yo,
and that shit is...
Up and down.
Pizza Valley.
I needed help.
I needed, no,
when I needed help, I needed help. You got to lean on your girl. But that's not what we're talking about with Parks. We're pizza valleys. I need your help. No, when I needed help,
I needed help.
You got to lean on your girl.
But that's not what we're talking about
with Parks.
We're talking about
y'all bove up.
They bove up.
And he's...
Up, up.
Capital U-P.
Exclamation point.
Nigga ain't bought jeans
and a t-shirt
in fucking 25 years.
That's what your new
y'all means on though.
You know what I mean?
Christmas.
I bought myself some boots.
Took some of the money out the yard. I'm going to just go with know what I mean? Christmas. I bought myself some boots. Took some of the money
out the yard.
I'm going to just go
with the cultural
different thing.
I'm going to chalk it up.
I'm going to chalk it up.
It's got to be.
I don't know.
But is that a for life thing?
I don't know.
As long as she wants to do it.
Again, I'm not saying,
yo, where's my fucking
rent money at?
She says, yo,
I want to pay something.
Let me ask you a question.
Yes. So if next month she say, you know, I don't want to pay something. Let me ask you a question. Yes.
So if next month she say, you know, I don't want to pay the rent anymore,
you perfectly fine with that?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I made a round of applause.
Yeah, yeah.
We made some progress, dude.
He slipped it.
Yeah.
He slipped it.
He'll get around.
I think it's weird to have a completely one-sided relationship financially. This is male
energy, yo.
Are you saying male
or male? Male.
M-A-L-E.
Joe and Ice are projecting
on you. Huh?
I'm staying with my... I just said I'm with him.
No, I'm joking. I know how much both of you make.
I'm joking. So if you're
you and Parks. This, I'm joking. I know how much both of you make. I'm joking. So if y'all, you and Parks.
This nigga talking that bullshit.
Stop it, man.
What you talking about?
I'm not talking that bullshit.
I just know that my friends do all cool, too, right?
So if they really want to stand in it, then let's tell the audience.
No, that's just you.
They good.
I bet.
Anyway, come on.
What else is important?
It's stupid, yo.
You make a lot of money, don't you?
It is, right.
Yeah, and you got a construction company.
Why are you looking at me?
I thought he was talking to you.
No, he's talking to you.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Nah, Barry.
Mel said he's talking to you.
You said I make a lot of money?
It's good.
I'm proud of you.
He tried to fool niggas by not coming in here with a shape up.
Yeah.
He tried to look grisly like it's tough out there for him.
I saw your room when you was live, nigga.
The camera was turned.
I saw it.
You got a Christmas tree in your bedroom, nigga.
That ain't which nigga's job it is.
Yes, boy.
Yo, what's wrong with you, yo?
What's wrong?
That means you got two or three trees in your crib.
Yo, this boy is a nutcase.
You know that?
This guy is like, you got a Christmas tree.
I don't even think I hit the drops this far.
No, no, no. No, bye. I don't think so. It nutcase. You know that? This guy is like, you got to come to me. I don't even think I hit the drop spot. No, no, no.
I don't think so.
It's parked.
They got it right, too.
Man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
This guy is a fucking bitch.
You've never heard of Joe, man?
Y'all was talking about Rich.
No, slow down.
I'm not letting Ish escape.
I got him.
Uh-oh.
And you, I think.
I think I got that whole couch.
We was talking about Puff making the band walk to Brooklyn to get cheesecake.
And I said, hip-hop really blew that out of proportion, that whole walk to get cheesecake to Brooklyn.
It was six miles.
It was six miles.
All right.
Hip-hop really made that look like,
not hip hop,
but y'all made that look like
it was the worst thing in the world.
I didn't understand that.
Y'all don't think they did.
So look,
you saying that as a native New Yorker,
you're saying that as a native New Yorker,
well, not native, but...
Honorary.
Yeah.
And I challenge that,
but go ahead.
Fam, if they drop you off,
you 19,
20 years old,
in the middle of,
and they kill me
every time I say a city
in America,
so I'm going to say,
Could you be shitting on me?
I don't be shitting on places.
It's a big city.
Houston.
No,
I want to give,
I want to say somewhere
that has a traditional,
when you start talking about,
Brooklyn has a reputation.
Yes. So, you talking about 15 has a reputation. Yes.
So you talking about 15, 20 years ago,
you dropping some people off
that are none the wiser
in New York City
and you gonna make them walk
from New York City to Brooklyn
to get some cheesecake
at 11 o'clock at nighttime.
Okay, I see your argument.
So let me interrupt you now.
That was on a television show.
If it's a television show,
there are people there to protect against that.
So if you put them anywhere in the world
and have them walk to that type of city,
then you're okay.
I'm just talking about,
you're talking about me saying that as a native New Yorker.
I'm saying that as somebody that's had a dream before.
So if my dream was to get a record deal,
and now I've made it,
it was a competition of hundreds,
I've made it down to six,
and y'all telling the six
that they got to walk six miles?
I'm out.
And the hottest executive in the world is telling you to go get some cheesecake for me at 11 o'clock at night.
On a hot summer day at 15 years old, I walked from Bentley Avenue in Jersey City to First Street Projects in Bayonne.
God.
Dang.
Her name was Arena.
Her name was Arena. Oh, no, salute. At that age, you didn't have a job. You didn Dang. Her name was Arena. Her name was Arena.
Oh, no, salute.
At that age,
you didn't have a job.
You didn't have money
for the bus.
Walking was nothing
when you was 15.
You could just walk at 15.
Stopped at some stores,
got some Icy's,
made it a thing.
Stick my arm down the freezer,
put the ice cream up my sleeve.
Yeah.
Hey, wait.
In high school,
when I was trying to be
on that fucking basketball team,
Gil Reynolds had us running
three miles every day on the long dumps that North Carolina road them they roads is
different dirt road that shit was just keep running keep running keep running keep running
six miles and I get a record deal true I'm walking y'all y'all lazy asses was sitting home from the
comfort of your couch saying oh you couldn't be't be me. All right, well, what's your dream?
And what are you willing to do for it?
That's true.
I never thought.
I ain't think about the whole we on TV.
Puff can't afford the liability of allowing something to happen to y'all.
And y'all.
Yeah, y'all.
Listen, listen.
Puff and MTV.
Listen, I relate to that.
I got a flip the network and I have the cast sleeping paces for 24 hours and shit.
People do things, and I appreciate them for the content.
That's true.
People would do things if they want to get clout or become successful.
He's right.
I could get people to do more for less.
I agree with that.
Yeah, see, he could look.
I can get people to do more for less.
Don't show off, my nigga.
Let my shit ride.
Don't show off.
Don't do that.
I was co-signing you, but go ahead.
I had niggas sleeping on roofs, nigga. All of them.
Sleeping in the middle of Brooklyn in a tent.
They're going to do that for content.
I was going to say, what was the incentive?
$5,000,
$2,000, depending on nothing.
That's a lot of money to some people. I know men that went on
that went on. I know a nigga that dropped a body for $2,500.
I know dudes that went on
Maury and made up a fake story for $200.
It's a fact.
Niggas was going on. what was that shit with the dates Yo all these
People do all types of
Terrible shit
Y'all niggas climbed on the roof
And planked for free
Like people do anything
But we gotta appreciate
I was king plank pause
I was just creating new places to plank
And that was in the privacy of my own home What we did outside too We gotta appreciate. I was King Plank Paws. I was just creating new places to plank.
I'm just saying. And that was in the privacy
of my own home.
Well, we did outside too.
But you gotta,
I don't wanna take away
from the people that's doing it.
It's appreciative,
especially for the content
that's being created.
I was about to flip
the network cast.
I appreciate them
when they did it
because it's like,
it helps people,
you know, like,
oh wow,
y'all niggas is doing it.
Y'all doing it.
So, yeah.
No, when you're chasing your dream,
you gotta sacrifice some shit.
No, I stand. Everybody wasn't lucky. I take my point. It's one of two yeah. No, when you chasing your dream, you got to sacrifice some shit. No, I stand.
Everybody wasn't lucky.
I take my point.
It's one of two things.
It ain't always chasing your dream.
They not lucky like you M4.
They didn't wake up, look good,
and could just walk outside
and be in 17 videos.
It could be desperation too-ish.
Whoa, whoa.
Like,
what the fuck are they saying?
That's wrong.
No, I said it's not always
chasing your dreams.
It can also be out of desperation.
Some people just ain't got no choice.
So this opportunity presents itself and hey man, kids got to dreams. It can also be out of desperation. Some people just ain't got no choice, so this opportunity presents itself,
and hey, man, kids got to eat, so I'm going to do it.
I might not even want to do this, but is this a what?
It's true.
I don't want to go pop some cheesecake.
And myself some.
And myself a little something.
A little junior.
A little junior.
The bullshit was, is another junior's right there on 46th Street. They was. A little junior. A little junior. The bullshit was is if another junior
is right there
on 46th Street,
they was already
at the junior.
See, I would have
bust a heart.
Was that one around?
I wasn't there.
That one wasn't around
at the time.
Yeah, it wasn't there
back then.
And he told them
to go to that specific one.
Yeah, but the rules
are made to be broken.
I would have
bust a heart.
That cheesecake
don't hit the same
as the Brooklyn one.
It don't.
Not at all. That's true. The cheesecake don't hit the same as the Brooklyn one. It don't. Not at all.
That's true.
No, not at all.
That shit is.
The food don't taste the same
without the threats
of gun violence,
stick-up kids.
Don't say that.
It wasn't in that area
that time.
Stop.
Not that area.
Yes, it was.
Yes, it was.
Yes, it was.
What are you talking about?
That area?
Yes.
By that Junior's?
Yes.
Yes, it was.
That was 20-something years ago, dog.
Yo, you know what's funny about that?
That was 20-something years ago.
Here's this if you need it
That area is wherever
Them niggas go
Yeah
Well they say that
But it wasn't
That area was
Yes it was bro
Nigga the 911 shit
Is right up the block
Okay
It was always outside
They wanna have an outside battle
Come on what else
Is important out there
Oh what about this lady
I was trying to tell y'all
About the
Oh yeah go ahead Ice
I'm sorry
The lady on Atlantic City That hit for like Was it 40 mil or something Come on, what else is important out there? Oh, what about this lady? I was trying to tell you about the- Oh, yeah, go ahead, Ice. I'm sorry.
The lady on Atlantic City that hit for like, was it 40 mil or something on the slot?
46 million on the slot.
And then they came to her and said, oh, yo, my bad.
It was a glitch.
You know, the machine malfunctioned, so you didn't really hit.
But we're going to give you the steak dinner and sing you on your way.
Keep your wagu.
Give me a little steak, yeah.
Yeah, you get a little steak.
What cut you want?
What cut you want?
You know who owns the casinos, right?
No.
Who?
Who?
I don't know either.
You're not about to make an argument with them people,
though I know that much.
Crazy as hell.
Fam, I'm suing.
I don't want no steak.
Keep your wagu.
Keep your... Unfortunately, it's perfectly legal.
They got to show me.
They have to show me that.
Shut up.
You are from New Jersey.
You know everything in Atlantic City stopped working in 2004.
What year was that Sandy shit?
Whenever that Sandy shit came through there.
And they never redid it.
They got $46 billion.
They never redid it.
But my dad still has a timeshare.
I think I have one. I probably got the same one.
You still got one?
No.
They caught me at 0-4.
The timeshare.
Nothing worked down there. You know that was a mistake.
You wasn't supposed to hit for that $40 million.
Yeah, that was my bad.
Take this steak and get your ass on.
Guess who was a mistake, too?
Y'all taking my money that I've been putting in this slot all night.
Get my fucking money back.
See how that work?
But it's cool.
I've seen Casino before.
Yeah.
They take you in that little back room.
You like your knuckles?
Oh, yeah?
Hunter Biden asked Arkansas judge to block four-year-old daughter he had with stripper from taking his last name.
Oh, no, I get that.
Got to protect your legacy.
Yo, that nigga really was wild, wasn't he?
Yo.
Like, every time I see his name, it's so wild shit.
It's some crazy shit.
Hey, we can't have everybody being a Biden.
Hunter Biden is just, he's reckless.
He's a mess.
Yo, what was the outcome?
Oh, nigga, that was enough for me.
I stopped researching.
I stopped looking at her.
Who go to metal or trustee researcher?
No, I don't know what the outcome was.
I think that it's still pending.
It was just a request.
Fuck out of here.
That's your kid, nigga.
What you gonna do?
Thanks. What you gonna do?
Yo.
You ever seen Best Man?
The show?
No. We was talking about Best Man, the show.
I'm talking about the movies.
No.
You know it's two movies?
You know you're black?
Wow. That's fucked up. That's's fucked up sometimes you just miss something yes for 20 years yeah it's been a while i never got around to it i know it's one of those weird
things i've seen a whole bunch who offended you in that movie nobody nobody i love the whole cast
love the whole cast I can name
Who's in the movie
You used to fuck
Morris Chestnut
I mean because
They're all very
Accomplished
What Morris did to you
Nothing
You just
She touched her hair
No
That's your sign
That's your hotel
Morris Chestnut
Is one of the
One of the nicest people
On the face of this earth
We did an appearance together
I swear
This guy
He like Kissed every baby Shook every hand He's just the nicest guy nicest people on the face of this earth. We did an appearance together. I swear this guy, he like kissed
every baby, shook every hand.
He's just the nicest guy.
Tell Ish more.
Tell Ish some more.
Damn. What else you ain't seen?
What'd you say?
No, we just trying to find out your business.
No, it's just, no, it's just
You gotta think against anybody.
No, I never.
Look how you treat me Showed you a nice night out
That's crazy
No, best man in the series
That's why you wanna come here
Did you see the play?
Did you see the new
Michael Jackson
Press play
That's happening
He's so fucking cultured
Shut up
Yo, this guy's a cool guy
Shut up
Hey, Flip, you see him?
I saw him Good work, man I saw him And she stuttered on's a cool shut up hey Flip you see him I saw him
give him up man
I saw him
and she stuttered on him
she was like yeah I seen him
you late
she didn't see it though
but it's cool
nevermind
yo fam
anyway
no the best man
the TV show is Drop
it's a series
it's good
yeah it's good
it's a whole bunch of shit
that we could delve into
on the pod
I didn't watch any of it
I didn't watch it
I don't really want to discuss it
without
especially without Mel's opinion
okay so we gotta
okay so we got homework
the female perspective
we got homework
I will watch both movies
and the series
you know the funny thing
you ain't even gotta watch them
because the first episode
no you gotta watch them
no you don't
you really don't
you guys know
context clues
I love them
I'm serious
I need them
but it breaks
the first episode literally walks you through both movies like I love them I need them yeah it breaks it
the first episode literally walks you through both movies like all the shit you need to know
to get you to hear it because I wouldn't watch the movie I went no let her watch it I'm just
saying you don't have to if you're just trying to get to it to watch it because I did that
before I started the series I said let me go watch both movies so I'm refresher and then when
shit came I'm like I even had to do this shit all right so we are gonna go and watch best man
the final years like a family I guess we should watch it together I'm coming, I didn't even have to do this shit. All right. So we are going to go and watch Best Man. The final years.
Like a family, I guess.
We should watch it together, Joe.
I'm coming to your crib.
Which crib?
Wow.
Okay.
You see your man?
Super stunt.
I just want to know where to be at.
He got Rosie O'Dell on his wrist.
Rosie O'Dell.
Oh, speaking of Rosies,
I was very happy to see Rosie O'Donnell pop up.
And that was your honor that she was in?
Rosie Perez.
I mean, Rosie O'Donnell.
Oh.
Disrespect.
That's disrespect.
That's crazy.
Your car might get snatched.
Yeah, I know.
You can't do that.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's...
We both lost our black car. We both lost our black card.
We both lost our black card.
I'm going to get mine back this week.
I swear to God, I will.
Rosie Perez.
Legend.
Your Honor.
Yes.
She is the legend, Rosie Perez.
White men maybe couldn't jump,
but someone's jumping on me.
He had Tourette's.
He had Tourette's.
Yo, your honor came back
with that bang
that shit was fire
if you haven't seen it yet
you were doing yourself
a major disservice
right
the shit was so good
it's how you know
it's good right
cause they came on
a while ago
so you be forgetting
then it come on
last season
on your honor
then it remind
you be like
oh
that shit left on a turn up I forgot that it left on a turn up I forgot that they turned up like that Last season on your honor. Didn't remind you. You'd be like, oh!
That shit left on a turn up.
I forgot that it left on a turn up.
I forgot that they turned up like that.
And I was super mad last season and couldn't wait for the next season.
And they didn't disappoint with the first episode.
Yeah.
Really, really great job. Bryan Cranston gets in his disheveled I'm going through it bag.
Yeah.
It's nice.
It's nice.
Also.
That show is fire.
Jeremy.
Not Ron Jeremy. Renner. Jeremy Renner. Also, Jeremy, not Ron Jeremy.
Jeremy Renner.
Jeremy Renner,
Mayor of Kingstown.
They came back with a bang.
Yes, they did.
Great, great,
great first episode, yo.
Dog, you know what I didn't know?
I didn't know that
they assaulted them
like that last season.
The guards.
Yeah.
I ain't know that, fam.
Yeah.
That shit fucked me.
I was like
Ugh
Oh no they
They nightstick them
Mm-hmm
I ain't know that
But yeah
Mayor of Kingstown
First season
I'm just a graphic
With the listeners
Where can we watch
Your honor at
They nightstick them
Showtime
Showtime
And Mayor of Kingstown
Is a paramount
I do showtime
Yeah
You got all the apps
I do
Alright good
Your wife bought some apps Your wife paid for some apps You got all the apps? I do. All right, good.
Your wife bought some apps.
Your wife paid for some apps over there.
Nah, nah, you bought them.
That's fucked up.
Yo, you bought them.
Don't laugh at my man.
Stop playing.
Come on.
It look worse if I'm the only one that laughs. You know the fucked up part?
Like, yo, you gonna open an app
with your girl name first?
Yeah, don't play with CP like that.
Nah, nah.
Let's talk about you pirates and other people's shit, nigga. Huh? Are you paying for apps? Yeah, you pay for apps, yo, you going to open an app and your girl name first? Yeah. Don't play with CP like that. Nah. Let's talk about you pirating other people's shit, nigga.
Huh?
Are you paying for apps?
Yeah, you paying for apps, yo?
Yeah, you pirating.
For sure.
All right.
All of them.
Got all of them.
Wait, do I not?
On Patreon, you stated that it was some times
when niggas was signed.
You was signed to some nigga's shit.
I was signed into some nigga's shit.
I was signed into, yeah, somebody's shit
but then they hated it
so I had to buy it.
So I bought it.
But you pirated
that whole shit
for like a year you said?
No, not a year.
Just for that.
I didn't know I would like
whatever that bad boy season
whatever that was.
It was a mess.
Anyway,
damn that was funny.
So Mayor Kingstown,
great.
Your Honor, great.
Godfather Harlem back?
I haven't seen
Godfather Harlem's first episode yet,
so I'm not here with the review.
I'm going to watch it.
It was good.
But I got one complaint.
Ant-Man wasn't in it.
They switched out Malcolm X, yo.
Huh?
Really?
After they explained Malcolm X?
They did that in real life, too.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, bro?
Yo, I don't be wanting to lie because it make me complicit with the world.
Don't be doing that.
They don't play when it come to you.
Stop playing with them.
We talked about this.
Stop playing with them, nigga.
I know you now, so now you can't trick me with all of that where you look like the right guy
and then you put it on your page.
Fuck you, nigga.
Do it. No, I'm chillingin do it but anyway yeah I'm gonna
watch up all night I mean he's doing a good job but it ain't dude dude I mean
do you resemble Malcolm he resembles okay like I thought I was tripping for a
minute I'm like I'm watching like you know is it me they look they look like
they could be related the two I might I'm like he did a great job
I didn't think
he looked like him
and then when I saw
everybody else
tweeting about it
like yo they really
switched up
I said okay
so I'm not tripping
because at first
I questioned
I'm like
is this the same nigga
little darker skin
browner
BMF part 2
I mean
second episode
came out
I ain't seen that
movie yet
I'm saving it
second episode
I watch every Friday night
right there.
Midnight.
It's about to turn up.
You know,
now the TV is back.
Yeah.
Home body is back.
Home is back.
Home is back.
I'm in the crib with it.
Sorry.
Yeah.
There's too many
fire shows out right now.
I'm about to get pregnant now.
That servant shit on Apple, man.
That's been my shit.
What?
I haven't watched that yet.
Which one? The servant. We talked about it briefly before. Oh, the servant. M. Night Shyamalan. That shit servant shit on Apple, man. That's been my shit. What? I haven't watched that yet. Which one?
The servant.
We talked about it
briefly before.
Oh, the servant,
M. Night Shyamalan.
That shit is fire.
No, sir.
We playing with M. Ford.
What?
We just naming all these shows.
Oh, she about to get started.
Get this shit on.
No, no, no, no, no.
I only watched the first season
of Servant.
It's like the second season?
Four?
Yeah, this is the final season, right?
Oh, maybe.
I'm not sure.
I believe this is the final season.
I could be wrong.
You should have been the best man.
That shit scary?
Mistress or some shit. Yo. The niggas would have been. Them niggas would have left them. I'm not sure. I believe this is the final season. You should have been the best man. That shit scary? Mistress or some shit.
Yo.
The niggas would have been.
Them niggas would have left them.
You're so funny.
Julian!
You could have been.
Hey, let me tell you something.
Yo, yo, that's crazy.
Yo, you seen Love Jones?
Yes.
Oh, well, I thought.
Yes, I have.
Yo, pause out about the cracker. Have you seen Jason I thought... Yes, I have. Yes, I have.
Have you seen Jason's lyric?
Yes, I have.
All right, now we got to run down the list.
Yes, I have.
I had every girl on the planet had a crush on Alan Payne
and just loved Jada in that.
Yes, yes.
The wood.
And Bikin Woodbine.
Mm-hmm.
And the wood, yeah.
No, I've seen them.
You know every actor, man.
Yes.
God damn it.
I know, I know.
She had to know.
It's that Hollywood shit.
No. You're in New York now.
That Hollywood shit is over with.
No.
I was just a walking-
You got to know it in Hollywood to even go to dinner.
I sat down with J.E. DuBois.
The girls in New York only know the ballplayers?
Huh?
Girls in New York only know the ballplayers?
Dope boys.
I wouldn't make that generalization, but I understand what you're trying to say.
I see where you're going with it.
Yo, speaking of the girls- You got taps on your Balenciagas? Huh? You got the taps on the bottle? You're going to say i see where you're going with it yo you know speaking of the
girl on your balenciagas huh you got the taps on the bottle you're gonna make me say something
you're gonna make me you're trying to get me back i'm not you are trying to get me back
you never even got me no you got you you're trying to go try to get me back oh what was i
about to say something that you made me forget Oh, back to the Tekashi thing and the strippers thing
and a story that none of the masses will ever care about.
But JVP, Jizzy looks different now, buddy.
I just had to tell you that on air.
And I had to say it in case she's listening.
Looks different now.
I get it.
She was trying to make some nigga jealous,
so she went and got with Tekashi and whatever happened. They put it online. It looks different now. I get it. She was trying to make some nigga jealous So she wouldn't got with Takashi and whatever happened. They put it online. It looks different now
That's all I got for you
Anything I don't get don't get Antoine taste
It look a little different that's all why
Cuz girls look different when they do stuff like that.
Uh-oh, there goes the blog.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm sorry, man.
Her job is to get bread.
So if this nigga is throwing money, which he has.
Yeah, he letting it flow.
I understand the reasoning behind why people are doing that.
I'm just letting them know that they look a little funny
when they...
What different though?
Is it like,
uh,
that different?
Or like,
what different?
You got to break down
the different.
No, I don't.
I could just say it
and leave it alone.
I don't have to break it down.
Well, she look different.
Nasty?
I'm asking you
as your man now.
Anybody that do that
look nuts.
There it goes.
Maybe that's traditional
New York.
You look nuts.
You look nuts.
You look crazy.
What you doing?
All them star attendants that went over there for a Birkin and some fucking lasagna.
All of them.
Glad I wasn't in Carbone that night. They wasn't the old star attendants.
I would have turned Carbone up.
That's the one.
She want them.
They wasn't, but it's trying.
Yo.
What I told you.
Anyway, moving right along
moving right along
what else what else
what else what else
what else
oh you used to tell us
about the Tulsa King
oh yeah
Sylvester Stallone man
um
yeah he thought he had one
I've seen Tulsa King
I don't know
you saw it
he saw it
his ass
no
this shit is fire
hell no
this is fire
this
immediately by like
episode four
I was like
and I hate to be the guy
that always compares some shit but I was like, and I hate to be the guy that always compare some shit,
but I was like,
this is what power,
uh,
the Tommy series.
This is what they were going for.
Like they are killing this shit.
Sylvester Stallone wasn't about to put out no bad show after Michael B.
Jordan and them kicked him out of his movie franchise.
He had to go show up somewhere.
He showed up.
And speaking of Michael B Jordan too by the way
I hate there's a lot of girls out there talk about Michael B Jordan came out with his new little lady
a little some little new little young model girl Brazilian or some shit I have no idea
oh and Miss USA is Miss America round of applause but back to Michael B Jordan the girls out there
saying that you lost they say Michael B Jordan lost the battle girls out there saying that you lost. They're saying Michael B. Jordan lost the battle. Laurie
and homeboy is killing
Michael B. and his new girlfriend. Now,
I say
that this is the last season
of Snowfall. How
can two unemployed niggas
beat Michael
B. Jordan? I hate for y'all
to make me defend Michael B. Jordan,
but this nigga ain't about to have a job in two seconds.
Hey, Creed 3 coming out in two months.
Or a girl.
The second that that show go off.
You heard?
What?
Creed 3 coming out in two months.
That's a fact.
Creed 3 is in two months.
That's a fact.
You ain't hear what he said.
This nigga stupid.
He said, yo, this nigga not about to have a job or a girl when that show go off.
Oh, you ain't see what she got him doing?
What she doing?
All the garb.
I'll show you the picture, man.
I mean, but he got to come up a little.
Like the white suit jacket?
No.
What she got him wearing?
No, no, no.
I'll show y'all.
Okay.
Go ahead, keep talking.
I hate when girls dress you, yo.
Put it this way.
They was in the comments.
Yeah.
And what's my man name?
Damson.
Damson Idris. They was in the comments like, yo, what's my man name? Damson. Damson Idris.
They was in the comments like, yo, dawg, I like you had a bad one before, fam.
What you doing?
He was wearing some bullshit.
Listen, ain't a whole bunch of Lori Harveys running around London.
I understand them.
What?
You about to get it started, yo.
You about to get them started.
I wish you would.
Come on.
You got London fucked up.
Damson got stars in his eyes. You got London fucked up. You do. You need would. Come on. You got London fucked up. Damson got stars in his eyes.
You got London fucked up.
You do.
You need to go up there.
You have London fucked up.
You need to re-register your passport.
Your fathers might not be rich, but you got London fucked up.
Talk.
Yeah.
You got some joints there.
That's cool, though.
You about to make me say something, but I'm not going to let you trick me.
Of course.
Because the heat will stay on you until I get it off you, pause.
And then I'll use it for content.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not falling for his little trickery.
What's that?
Let me see.
She made him do that?
All right, come on.
Oh, that's my cover.
Wait.
Oh, no, that's my cover.
I didn't know he was doing that.
What the?
What?
Yo, not too much on this nigga.
What's his name?
What's his name? Damson. Not too much on Damson. What's his name? What's his name?
Not too much on Damson, yo.
Damn, son.
Is there some kind of...
He should record that, right?
Is there some kind of cultural significance
behind the outfits?
Melissa.
I'm sorry.
He might have had her doing that.
That's what I'm leading towards
Maybe this has something to do
With his heritage
And he's got her in the outfits
He might have it down there
Putting a smack down
Why don't you all
Just assume that
You know
That she has used her feminine wows
To trick this young man
Feminine wows?
Throw that shit away man
They look crazy
They look crazy
Throw that shit away
That's a couple photos They look crazy Take that shit off He wearing that shit away man They look crazy They look crazy Throw that shit away That's a couple photos
They look crazy
Take that shit off
He wearing that shit
Watching all the old reruns
Of Steve Harvey's show
And all of this is hate
It is
Of course
All of this is hate
So
No
You can hate
I'm rolling with my man bro
He out there
Making hook
You always wanna say some shit
Like
Yeah
You can't tell me That my ex And her new nigga is killing me if they both ain't got a job.
Word.
Where they killing me at?
That's true.
We are assuming that he does not have jobs lined up, though.
That is an assumption.
Lined up.
He probably does have some jobs lined up right after Snowball.
James Bond already said they ain't fucking with the blacks.
That's true.
For real, they did.
And they don't let black kids on Stranger Things.
So what else can he do?
Let me see.
Oh, he can do all Top Boy.
Right?
Right?
That's y'all shit.
That's London Power.
Top Boy.
London Power.
Top Boy.
It's so easy to fool y' Boy. It's so easy to fool.
It's so easy to trick y'all, yo.
Top Boy is dope, Joe.
I know you don't care.
I've made too many gay jokes to even participate in this.
I can't even play.
Hey, you can think all the Top Boys are dope.
Leave the big ones alone, Joe.
No, I'm done.
All right.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm going to go to jail.
Just slide one. Just stop, man. Anyway, come on. I'm done. I'm done. I'm going to go to jail. Just slide one.
Just stop, man.
Anyway, come on.
Move right along.
What else is important?
We done with TV.
Jackpot lady.
Ecuadorian man changes gender to female to obtain custody of kids.
All right.
I can tell when Ish wrote something up there.
That's not Ish's, you asshole.
Well,
what do we think of that?
What happened?
I think that's crazy.
Word.
But I think it just,
I didn't write that,
but I think that
if that happened
and he really did get
custody of his kids,
it just speaks to the system.
It was a custody battle
and they said
a lot of unfair treatment
when it comes to custody battles
in Ecuador.
So that's why it happened.
He decided to change it so he can get, you know,
win custody of his children because he said men always are on the losing end
of a custody battle in Ecuador.
Yeah.
That ain't Ecuador, though.
Now what's going to happen is Mel's going to come in
and make us all look like illiterate idiots by being well-researched on this.
The way women do shit and the way men...
That's strike two, bro.
Stop playing.
That's strike two.
I want to hear you trying to be funny.
I like your leather hats.
That's strike two.
All right, my bad.
Ecuadorian man legally changes gender identity
to gain custody of his daughters from separated wife.
This happened in Ecuador.
I just want to make that understood.
He really wanted to be a dad.
He really...
Or did he? He really wanted his children.
He says that his children
are in an abusive situation
with their mother
and that's why he wants
primary custody of them.
And Ecuadorian law
is just very favorable
to the mother
without any questions asked.
Salute Queens flip.
My question.
There you go.
If you do that once a show, we'll all have a better.
I got you.
We all will feel better.
I have a question.
So, okay, you changed your gender to a woman, but you're still not the mother.
Oh, I know.
I don't know how you punish.
This is grade A bullshit.
Or you mother B.
Mother A has still got the kids.
Or maybe he's just sending the lawyer to court.
I don't know.
The reasoning is
kind of ridiculous.
Wait, hold up a second, please.
He is trying.
It's hardest to get back.
And they're good graces.
Mother A and Mother B.
You almost did, buddy.
Why you think I'm doing that?
Yo, you going for it.
You almost did.
You almost did, buddy.
Or it's Mother A and Mother B.
Nah, I'll tell you what you mean.
That's true.
He's almost there, though, yo.
They rattled his ass.
Not even close.
Holy shit.
All right, I have a part of the show from Michael.
What's happening, Mike?
Michael.
I won't say his last name.
Hey, Michael.
What's up, Mike?
Michael says, good afternoon, gang.
Hey, Mike.
I hope your new year is filled with prosperity and blessings.
Thanks, Mike.
It is.
Thank you.
I'm about to make a big life decision, and I need some advice on how to approach it.
This is the squad to give it to.
Oh, yeah, right.
Us.
Glad you called.
Yeah.
Happens to be our expertise.
I've been dating my, and you can't, let me stop.
I've been dating my girlfriend for two years next month, and she is the entire package
outside of a couple of things.
Yeah.
It's not the entire package.
But, I mean, overall, she's truly an amazing person.
Okay.
80-20.
The mostly package.
The 80-20.
One of the qualms that she has is that I don't lust after her or find her sexy.
Huh?
I mean, she's cute slash pretty, but that's about it.
Oh, he shouldn't say that.
And I'm okay with that because of everything she brings to the table.
With that being said, my profession doesn't help her with her insecurities she has.
I'm a cheerleader for an NBA team that is doing pretty well,
and I'm always around beautiful women, but I be chilling.
Oh, he must be for the Warriors.
They be sending the niggas out there with the girls.
They be sending them niggas out there with the girls.
He's a San Francisco cheerleader.
Trying.
Now.
He be around the bad guys.
Wait, wait, wait.
NBA teams doing pretty well, and I'm always around beautiful women, but I be chilling.
I don't believe in cheating at all.
As of recently, though, I cut my hair, and it took a while, but now the waves have sunken, and I'm badder than before.
And I've been getting more and more eyes, and I may have to return some eyes.
Long question, less long.
How do you break up with someone that you truly do love but may have
just outgrown
tricker
it's a lot to unpack
tricker
it's a lot to unpack
gotta make her
break up with you
yep
wow that is such
a passive aggressive
that's the way to do it
that's the way to do it
so I hate
when you guys do that
whatever
get up now
get up now
I hate it
I hate when y'all girls
do that too but the game is the game Get a male. Get a male. I hate it. I hate when y'all girls do that too
but the game is the game.
That is the most
pussy shit you can do.
Girls do it too.
Get the job done.
I'm sorry.
I can only speak
from the standpoint
of a woman
who's actually experienced
a guy who sabotages
a relationship
because he doesn't have
the fucking balls
to fucking end it.
He's doing that
because he's trying to
spare you.
A lot of us are self-sabotagers.
He's trying to spare me. No. That's a self-sabotagers. He's trying to spare me.
No.
That's a hard thing, though.
No.
That's a really hard thing.
No, it's because you guys process
conflict as combat when it comes to women,
and you guys don't want to have
anything to do with it.
People, period.
Hmm?
Tough conversations get looked at as war.
Yeah.
And don't say you guys,
not at all guys,
but just say the ones
Okay, I am generalizing.
Yes, I absolutely
am generalizing
just for the sake
of this conversation.
But yeah,
it's kind of annoying.
So that is a terrible
response, Parks.
Whatever.
Okay.
Terrible response.
I'm with Parks.
I'm with Parks.
It'll work.
Sabotage the shit
until she ends things.
Yeah.
Then you let her
say things.
Now she get to go
tell all her homegirls
that, you know, I left that nigga.
He wasn't shit.
Yeah, yeah, you did.
He should just go tell her that he doesn't find her sexy because that sounds like a very
quick way to ruin the relationship.
He could just show her this.
Facts.
See, but that's the hard part.
Yo, baby, sit down and watch this.
That's the hard part.
That's the hard part.
You should be like, who said that?
On a mature level, you want to break up and be amicable still.
No, you don't. Come onicable still. No, you don't.
No, bro.
Yo, he is trying to get back.
It's not true.
They got you, Lopper. Okay, Lopper, you good.
They forgave you.
Get this shit off, bitch.
In a mature relationship.
That's the hard part.
Who said he wants to be amicable?
I'm going to be done. I don't want to deal with you
no more.
No, he's lying, though, because if that's the case, you'm going to be done. I don't want to deal with you no more. It does sound.
No.
No, he's lying, though.
Because if that's the case, you would just leave her alone.
You wouldn't have to make up a scenario where she breaks up with you.
You could just be like, yo, I don't want to be.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
That's not true all the time.
I'm not going to say it's not true, but it's not true all the time.
I just told you.
Sometimes you want to let her down easy in fear of the pain that she'll cause your life if she feel like she in too much pain.
Which means you want to split amicably.
Oh, yeah.
I was never arguing that.
I was just teasing.
He said he don't give a fuck.
Like, who cares about that?
I thought you were saying something different.
I thought you were saying you wanted to remain amicable with her.
Like, you want to break up amicably.
You don't want it to be a hard breakup with your enemies.
You go your way, I go my way, and we cool. Not that they're remaining friends amicably. You don't want it to be a hard breakup with your enemies. You go your way, I go
my way and we cool. Not that they're remaining friends.
No, that's different from don't be psycho.
Remain amicable is different
from bitch don't get psycho.
Those are two different things.
I want to let you down easy
to avoid bitch don't get
psycho. Or we don't even have to be
beefing like it could.
No, it's going to be a beef. You stuck unprotected penis inside of her.
You whispered in her ear.
You kissed on her neck and her spot.
You rubbed her hair.
I don't know if he did all that.
He said that he doesn't find her sexy.
He may not have done any of that.
At some point, you tongue kiss with the slow pumps.
Yeah, that's the one.
Tongue kiss on the slow pumps.
You try to make her came, then you start coming looking stupid.
That ain't what happened.
Say some shit trying to get her and get you.
Oh my God, you look so...
Why did I start talking to her?
You say some shit and then she say some other shit back.
You be like, bitch, what are you...
And if I open my eyes and she looking at me
and we doing it slow, it's over.
Hold on.
Okay, we're getting away from the topic, okay?
We're trying to figure out how to tell this young man
how to break up with this woman that he says he loves, okay?
What is the advice that you would give to this man?
Just go, Mel.
Well, I'm sure you've broken up with plenty of people
and they've tried to remain amicable,
so why don't you help them?
Good shit, Joe.
No.
Yeah, put it on her.
Put it right back on her.
Keep us safe.
You just did what we told him to do. Yeah, Mr. Mature, men ain't shit. Yeah, put it on her. Put it right back on her. Keep us safe. You just did what we told him to do.
Yeah, Mr. Mature, men ain't shit.
Yeah, let me hear that.
Yeah, I really want to hear this one.
No, for real.
Since we're so passive aggressive.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I just...
You're speaking for all the girlfriends out there right now.
They're listening.
I haven't been in a situation like what he's saying in I still love the person and I'm concerned about
their feelings and you know in terms of my word choice that hasn't happened for me really yeah
no like if I'm out I'm I'm out I don't like you anymore I don't love you you could die for all I
care whoa damn man okay and you called us so you so you and this is for the room, actually. It's over.
You've never broken up
with somebody
that y'all was still cool,
y'all just,
it wasn't for you no more.
Well,
the last guy
that I ended things with,
we only,
It said,
when was that?
We only,
we only dated like
for four months
and it was in October
and I sent him a text.
You broke up over a text?
I sure did. That's, that's the secret. That's what I said, trick it. Yo broke up over a text? I sure did.
That's what I said.
Yo, dog.
But I was very clear.
So?
No, you weren't.
What's wrong with the text?
No, you weren't.
Breaking up over the text?
That's unclear.
I don't know why women think that's cool.
No, but if we do that,
I think it's cool too.
We're the worst niggas in the world.
We are pieces of immature shit.
We were not in a long relationship.
There was no love.
So you didn't have respect for them?
We didn't sleep together.
Like, it was-
You didn't get no box in four months?
It was a nigga on Instagram you met.
I'm sorry.
Okay, got it.
You're not in a relationship.
Everyone mute up except for Antoine and Melissa right now.
You can have a relationship without sleeping with someone?
That's not a relationship.
What?
That's why I said,
listen, listen.
I'm asking the room.
No.
I agree.
Four months?
No, you want me to answer your question?
No.
No what?
I'm not having a relationship
without relations.
She didn't have a relationship.
I said that.
We were dating.
I was dating this guy
for four months.
You weren't dating him.
Y'all was kicking it.
How much time did you went out with him?
You used him.
How much time did you went out with him?
I didn't use him.
Free dinner.
Is that what you reduced her to? Wow. Really? How much time did you go out with him? We all met. You used him. How much time did you went out with him, man? I didn't use him for a month. Free dinner. Is that what you reduced her to?
Wow.
Really?
How much time did you go out with him, man?
Anyways, since we lived in different states, we had to plan when we would see each other.
I didn't ask that.
It's not a relationship.
Saw each other five times.
Five times in four months.
See, this is why I'm telling you.
It warranted a text and nothing more.
Yeah?
That's not a breakup.
I'm with you.
Exactly.
Y'all wasn't together.
Yeah, ever. All right a breakup. I'm with you. Exactly. I wasn't together. Okay, well.
Yeah, ever.
All right, Jesus.
Ever.
I tried to get you.
Hold on, let me just put you on
in case you don't know.
Then you said the other day
that a man,
that ex that you dealt with
randomly texted you,
hey, man, do you remember this?
I remember everything.
Well, it wasn't an ex.
It was,
I don't know who that person was.
It was just,
it was,
I don't know who that person was.
And Melissa didn't come here
to be chastised that way.
You just said a whole bunch
of disrespectful stuff in front of my co-hosts as far as, like, don't check me.
Check yourself at the door.
You okay, Mel?
I got you.
You can't break up with somebody over text.
That's some bullshit.
How you break up with people, Joe?
I don't.
You just train them along.
Wait, you want the truth or what the internet says?
I want the truth.
Get your coat.
Your hat.
You get the fuck out.
Ghost.
Who have I broken up with?
Ghost.
Really?
Who have I broken up with?
Yes.
Keep it real, Joe.
Yeah, I normally.
Change locks.
I'm not.
I'm not.
And I've changed since then.
Yeah.
I've changed since then.
But that was the way.
But.
Ghost.
If I find another girl, then.
They don't ghost them.
You let them see it on the internet and that's how you break up with them? You can't ghost them You let them see On the internet
And that's how you break up with them
You can't ghost them
I'm not talking about him
I'm asking for ice
How does he break up with them
You can't ghost them really
No
I'm not trying to be funny
Because
I don't ghost
Because most of Joe's girlfriends
After a point in time
They live together
You can't ghost somebody
That you live with
That's an uncomfortable
So you have to tell him
That's a shot
That's not a shot
You gotta tell him to leave
That's a little deuce Yeah yeah yeah He fucked you in the ankle with it That's a little shot. That's a little shot. So you had to tell him to leave. That's a shot. That's a little shot. You got to tell him to leave.
That's a little deuce, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He fucked you in the ankle with it.
Sam, that's not a shot.
So do you text him to leave?
Dog, since I've known you, most of your real girlfriends,
y'all live together.
Your real, like your real girlfriends,
not a chick that you was just.
Are you trying to make me a trafficker now?
Hey, fuck it.
Joseph Tate.
Hey, no.
Nobody, nobody lived for me ever without consent.
Oh, man.
Let me see.
I've had a lot of girlfriends, though.
We know.
Not really.
Not really.
Not really.
Not a lot of girlfriends.
You just had public relationships.
I just was moving bitches in at some point.
The house was big enough for you to go to another side if you got annoying.
That's how it was. I just was moving bitches in at some point. The house was big enough for you to go to another side if you got annoying.
That's what it was.
And that's when I was on my park shit.
Cough it up.
Cough it up, little Miss Mama.
Right here.
This mansion ain't cheap.
Cash that wasn't there back then, so it was cash.
It was no cash that back then, so it was cash. Yeah, that money right on that nightstand
by the door.
Yo, that's right.
You're a dirty dog.
You tried to act
like you couldn't relate to him.
You're a dirty nigga.
We're going to jump you
after this, son.
No, Park should be ashamed
of himself and exit it
off of podcast forever,
but I saw him getting
defensive return of red,
so I'm not bringing it up.
Yeah, leave him alone.
I'm not bringing it up no more.
Park wasn't playing about it.
By the way,
do we have any advice
for this man?
Who, Parks?
We do.
Yes, nigga.
You got long ass arms in your pocket.
Next time she says it, say no, babe.
I got this.
Reject.
Yeah.
Because they ask, do you accept?
No.
Deny that shit.
He got away.
How do you break up with him?
I want to go back to that.
Exactly. Michael with the waves is expecting an answer from Mike. No, no. Deny that shit. Why did I let this nigga get away? He got away. How do you break up with him? I want to go back to that. How?
Exactly.
Michael with the waves is expecting an answer from- No, I want to know how you break up with your women.
Move.
You lead a gram?
Yeah, but the relationship is over.
This house is over, too.
I'm out of here.
You jump grams and grams, nigga?
It was a package.
You're out of here, yeah.
Rich niggas do bullshit.
My experience is over, but I don't do breakups no more, really.
I don't do breakups.
Sorry.
Salute.
I'm sure your current girl is very happy to hear that.
Salute to you.
I know.
My girl keep trying to leverage that into a tattoo on me somewhere.
Huh?
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Wait.
This is a better conversation.
I've been told y'all that, though.
No, you did not.
Walk out of here.
You get that from niggas.
Man, we had.
You told Corey.
You ain't tell me.
I told y'all. No, no. I did. And y'all that from me. You told Corey. You ain't tell me. I told y'all.
No, no.
I did, and y'all was making jokes, talking about where you going to get it, what you
going to get.
Y'all did that.
Nah, you might have asked us what we doing.
I don't think you told us that she trying to get you to get a tattoo.
Of course my girl is trying to get me to get a tattoo.
That's a of course.
You going to get a tramp stamp?
Yo.
You want to play?
Wait.
You said of course like that's normal.
M4.
Yo, don't do that.
Flip, did you hear
how she just said that?
Don't poke her, though.
Don't poke her.
Don't poke her, bro.
You're going to get
the lower back chompy.
You okay, M4?
Nah, nah, nah.
You got to get like
I'm going to joke back
but don't get mad.
I got this, I got this.
I'm going to joke back
but don't get mad at me.
Yeah, I can't.
You get it.
I'm the butt of
everybody's jokes.
Yo, what are you talking about?
Your girl can wear spandex?
Yeah or no?
Absolutely.
What are you talking about?
Wait, hold up, man.
I ain't doing this with you.
Let me see if I can have some fun.
What?
I thought I did this before.
This is a no spandex rule with you, nigga?
Yeah, he don't play that.
He don't play that.
He can't sit outside on the porch neither?
Hey, baby.'t play that. He don't play that. She can't sit outside on the porch neither? Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Oh, you got to get better Wi-Fi, girl.
Millions of people listening.
I'm done with you.
Let's fuck out of here.
Let's do a regular call.
What?
Hello?
Baby.
Yeah.
I'm live on air.
You got a minute?
You sound sad.
Hold up.
You sound like I need to be like a real man right now
You good baby you need anything?
All right, if you need something for you, you know that
Yo, so I'm telling it's an ice that we was talking about getting a tattoo some couple tattoos, huh?
No, you say that that's not what you said. That's not not what you said Oh, I said that she want me to get a tattoo. Yeah, she does want me to get it. You ain't say couple tattoo
No, no, you didn't say that. Oh, she would get one too. We think it would just be me
Yo, please expound.
I would like to make it very clear that you brought up the idea.
Oh, you know what?
Yo, the Wi-Fi fucking up again.
The Wi-Fi fucking up again.
We got to hang up on the button.
I will bang it on this.
I will bang it.
All right.
Oh, man. That nigga singing with Dan Cloutier.
What you said about Dan's interesting?
Word.
Word.
Where is he calling from?
Where is he calling from?
Yo, lo, lo, lo, lo.
Oh, man.
Hello?
Did you hang up on me?
Would I do that?
No, I didn't hang up on you.
Yes.
Your phone was choppy.
Oh, OK.
So was your story.
First of all, you definitely brought up the idea. And this is, you know, one of the best stuff. Wait, was choppy. So was your story. You definitely brought up the idea.
Wait, what I said.
What I said, I brought it up.
Tell them.
I'm about to tell you.
You said everything under the sun.
I'm going to go see the lady.
I'm going to get the tattoo.
I'm going to do this.
Girl, hey, hold on.
You pussy.
Yo, y'all believe us?
Yes.
She is potting right now.
Yes. Yo, you are potting right now.
You was willing to do absolutely nothing to get all of this back.
Stop playing.
To get all of this back.
Oh, well, you back.
It ain't a tattoo in sight.
So you fell for that one.
No, but you definitely still want to do it.
And you said, oh, I'm just going to surprise you.
So why are you talking?
Surprise.
I ain't got it yet.
Surprise.
Surprise.
No, that's true, baby.
Go ahead and pause.
No, no, no, that's true.
I am going to get it.
And it's going to be a surprise.
When?
And I love you.
And I love you, too.
Look, that tried to get me in trouble, see?
We did.
Look, smooth to you, dude.
I don't have a job to pay with me.
All right, bye. Bye. We did
You saw to sell bro
Bitch I know you got Apple music now
Paul you good now pause he gets in
He was a dirty tactics you good love, Pau. He can't say nothing anymore. He ain't nothing. Ever. You can't say. He using dirty tactics again.
You good.
I'll pay as much bills as you want. You were.
You were.
You're going to let her buy the airline tickets and everything, Parks.
You straight.
Nah, and you know how corny I wanted to be in my head?
But I'm not this man, so I can't.
I can't.
But I can picture the man.
I can't become him, though.
The guy that had, the guy who has the puzzle piece and his girl got the
other puzzle piece.
Y'all lock y'all hands together.
You are soft as hell.
You are soft as hell.
Like the boys club logo or some shit.
Y'all gonna do like this, yeah?
Or like the little heart locket that she pieces.
You have one, she has one.
Or he get the locket, she get the key.
There you go.
So cute.
Shouldn't she have the lock?
I'm a mutt.
Be clear.
Shouldn't she have the lock?
I could get a girl
tattooed on my ankle
or some shit.
Ankle?
What do you really mean?
Ankle?
Somewhere hidden.
Tucked away.
You wear shorts
in the back of your foot
with that shit.
Put it right here.
Y'all ain't gonna get me in trouble. Anyway, moving on.
Melissa Ford saw some movies recently.
Wait, hold on. My man Mike. We still have not
addressed Mike and his waves.
We still on Mike. Can you call Mike?
Mike, leave, nigga. No.
Mike, you gotta just have a real adult conversation
with your chick. That's it. That's it.
Like, yo, I'm not. You only been with her
two years. You don't find her sexy. I don't know what know what's going on didn't he say in the beginning of the message
that he was looking to take things to the next level no he said he has a big decision
oh okay all right i just think have a real conversation you're not fulfilled no more
you don't feel the same way no more a show of the pie and you want to get it popping because
all the girls are smiling at you with your weight. And look at them. Yeah, just watch this and look at them.
Just stare at her like.
That's it.
Watch the pod.
That's it.
That's what you're doing it for.
Yo, do what the girls do.
Find every song that applies to how bad you want her out of your house and your life.
Emon.
And just play it.
Yo, fam, that's crazy.
If he cuts the pod on it, be like, yo, yeah, I'm watching this.
Yo, Mike called and and said and she'd
be like yo who the hell some asshole named mike and you just sitting there looking at him looking
at him damn he's a cheerleader too cheerleader it's a bunch of y'all he got waves too
oh man he's just in there brushing his hair melissa not off y'all but we don't get back
that is that's definitely one way to squinch your Look at that, look at that, you squint your face up. No, no, that's. It gotta be tough being around all men,
honestly.
Like, we just stupid.
I love it.
Men are stupid.
No, I love it.
Listen, let me tell you something,
I'm just glad you guys smell good,
okay?
Like, seriously.
Well, thank you.
Look at the bar.
Hey.
Because, listen,
a lot of times.
The bar is in hell.
Listen, let me tell you,
a lot of times,
the bar is extremely low
with you guys, okay?
There was a whole, I don't know, the whole study that came out where 45% of men wash their bed sheets every four months.
12% do it when they think about it.
Huh?
What?
Four months?
Four months.
Four months.
Yeah.
Bed sheets.
I can really sleep every day.
I can believe that.
Listen, let me tell you something.
There have been times where I've crawled into a bed
and the shit
I just feel
on my body
I'm like oh my god
when's the last time
you changed these sheets
you said times
with an S
I just want to be clear
for the audience
you laugh
huh
no she didn't
she stayed
all you want business
she stayed
she good
she stayed
there were other incentives
as to why I was staying
okay
she's got a little extra slippery you good whoa you have it She good. She stayed. There were other incentives as to why I was staying, okay?
She's got a little extra slippery.
You good.
You know what I mean?
It changed those suckers.
I hope to have them changed. Yo, dudes is nasty.
I ain't going to hold you.
That's disgusting.
Men nasty.
Four months?
Yeah.
That is gross.
Four days is stretching.
But that's a good thing of being married.
Yo, when you was a single man, you wash your sheets every four days?
Yeah.
I wash my sheets a lot as well
Yeah
I do too
I'm not a
You too
Animal
And when I got more money
I'ma do
I buy new sheets
Weekly
Nigga
I ain't sitting here
Pying
I'm not pying
As weeks go by
I might not wash my sheets
Shorty coming over
Snatch these motherfucking
Pillowcases
Pluff the pillows up
And all that
But if it's me sleeping in there,
I'm not cleaning.
My sheets know every four days.
I ain't going front.
What do you think about that, Muford?
That's a little obsessive.
Every what, four days?
Now all that Broadway play shit
don't mean as much, right?
He leave Broadway and get the dirty sheets.
She says she got the dirty sheets.
She said she got the dirty sheets.
All right, I have another question for the men.
Two questions.
Number one, and pause.
But number one, what color are your boxer briefs predominantly?
Black.
Black.
Black.
Gray.
Black.
Black and gray.
See, mine too.
Black and gray.
So it's been on my mind to go get some white boxer briefs.
Black boxer briefs make me feel like a serial killer.
When you open a drawer and there's nothing but black there.
I have some woods.
I got a few pair of woods.
I need to go get some woods.
But I wear Ethica's.
But that was a setup for my next question.
I got one.
Yeah, he wear them.
I wear the Ethica's.
The young kid's.
Yeah, I wear those.
That was a setup for my next question to y'all.
Who?
Phillip.
Is that fair for me to say?
Why are you in my business?
Yeah, I can't expose that to you.
You're my man.
Why are you asking about Flipkart?
Yeah, what's up?
I saw Art yesterday.
Yeah, you pulled up on Art yesterday.
Why are you asking that?
Why are you in my business?
How do you know I pulled up?
You know everything.
So, chill, bro.
Chill.
It's only my job to...
What's that?
I don't like that.
It's only my company.
Why you ask that, though?
You good?
What happened?
What's up?
You pushing my...
Let's give them what they want.
Why you ask that?
Let's give them what they want.
What you thought I was supposed to do, yo?
I was supposed to do that.
Your man's in there.
He's in the water still.
You good?
My next question about the boxer briefs was,
how many pairs of boxer briefs do you have or do you rotate?
A lot.
It's a lot.
Several weeks.
No, no, no, no, no.
Give me a number.
I need a number.
I want to say 21.
I asked this on Clubhouse while there was some girls around,
and niggas start trying to stunt.
And they're like, oh, something like 70, 100.
Nah, I ain't that high.
See?
I got about 21.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm 25, somewhere in that range.
Here's the truth.
I got about 40.
I got easily 50.
I don't have to wash boxes for over a month.
Where you going to that you need?
You know what happens?
I do laundry a lot. I'm going to keep? You know what happens? I do laundry a lot.
I'm going to keep it a buck with you.
I do laundry a lot.
Don't you have a washer and dryer in your house?
Yeah.
You got two of them.
No, but check this out.
It was a long time before I had a washer and dryer in my crib.
So as men, you run out of boxes, you just go buy more.
You lazy.
When I used to have a washing fold like
i used to take my clothes to the washing fold so as a man you want your lazy and y'all know but not
the sheets y'all know y'all know i'm a procrastinator yeah i would go buy more y'all got
i would have bags and you saved them all and i'm not the same weight even though
no but i ain't i'm not joking i'm going to the same shit no i'm
but my body is the it's gonna sound funny but dog my stomach got bigger but that's it y'all i got
little arms i got little legs my body got bigger that's it but bigger than that every couple months
or two i'll do the whole spring cleaning shit i got a hundred easily a hundred white tees.
Easily. I give my workers
my white tees and my tank tops.
So I'll literally go buy
six, seven. What a heart.
Here's some old
undershirts.
What a guy.
They not old you asshole.
I pay my workers
in my old t-shirts.
But no, like, you, like, when the spring starts, probably,
I'll just go re-up with underclothes.
You know, you might go spend $300, $400 on underclothes.
You know what I'm saying?
So now my girl will pick through some shit.
Like, your tank tops get a little yellowy.
My girl will throw them in the bag.
T-shirts get a little.
You throw them in the bag.
Oh, you give them to your workers?
Yeah, that's always fun when your partner
catch the yellowy joints.
Damn, why she see nose?
I was wilding that shit.
Or the stretched out shit.
I had a little drip that day.
You had the little spot.
Yeah, I had a little drip that day.
Yo, why this sticky though?
You be like.
You wasn't here.
You wasn't here. want it here Oh my God
Stop giving your teachers
and your workers old shit
Buy them some new shit
Alright
Give them the new packs
They're probably
like gently worn
Yeah
Like one time
My nigga
We live in New York
You know how many white tees
we got
He just jumped in
for the name
That was crazy
Like he lived a soft life
That's what he said
Just saying You know Gently worn means one time You just jumped in That was crazy. He looked like he lived a soft life. That's what he said.
Just saying.
You know, gently worn means one time.
You just jumped in. If y'all out there and you have over 50 pairs of boxer briefs,
you are a serial killer and you need help.
Dallas number.
I definitely, I might have like a bunch of different pieces of lingerie,
but I have a rotation of like underwear that I really like
well what are ones you don't like if you want to give them away give them to me
listen different type of values you added here um you'll really be part of the show
y'all ain't shit it's a cop. This is still that shit from the fan.
Settle my Patreon.
Oh, shit, wait.
I have a new segment.
I have a new segment I wanted to introduce where I beg for shit from y'all.
That works.
It'd be millions of people listening.
I say some shit and a fan pop up.
So we was talking about Khaled toilets and a fan popped up.
Joe, I happen to work
at such and such and such what i can do is i can get you as many of those smart toilets as you want
teach you how to work them out come out there you just gotta buy them from over here it's like damn
that shit was effective i gotta start begging some more on my platform since we don't do no ads
so i also could use some black art Anybody out there
If you have ill black art
That you want to give to me
Cause I'm a good guy
Hit me up
Tweet me
Instagram me
Hey, how's the baby doing?
Nah, that shit work
Niggas come through in a clutch
I mentioned video games
Why don't you take the measurements of the wall?
And just have somebody commission you a piece.
I need to.
No, no, you're trying to get it for free.
They might give it to you for free.
No, I'm not.
That's free promo.
I'm joking.
No, but all jokes aside, that's free promo for artists.
But if it's ill enough, yeah, that's the spot I want to put something in right there.
Right there.
Along with some other spots.
But calling all artists, black artists preferred.
Salute, please.
That's the end of my segment.
Sleepers. What they sleeping on out there, man? Here we go. salute please that's the end of my segment uh sleepers
what they sleeping on
out there man
here we go
I'm playing
dirty sheets
friend
oh good one
that's you
I got nothing to sleep on
he took my sleepers away
yeah
yeah
I'll give them back
I will
I promise
no don't worry
I'm gonna make sure
you weaponize the audience
like nah Joe
if you're not gonna let Flip be flipped then what's the point of this man suck my dick how about that y', don't worry. I'm going to make sure you get back. You weaponizing the audience. You're like, no, Joe, if you're not going to let Flip be flipped, then what's the point
of this?
Man, suck my dick.
How about that?
Y'all don't brunch it over here.
Fuck is them niggas talking about?
Anyway, but you my man.
Them niggas, they can't talk to me any type of way.
Mario.
Mario.
Mario, this record is called Like Her Too.
I see where he's trying to take the culture with this one.
Hey. I see where he's trying to take the culture with this one Hey
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
Let's get comfortable
Me plus two
Back of the coupe
You know what to do Keep your hands on me, pure ecstasy
Dirty Sprite, open doors just for you
I know you like her too, like I do
This point of view view It's something new, I know you like that too
Just like I do, this point of view
It's something new for you
Girl, I don't really wanna think this through Just keep on doing what you're doing
Cause girl, I know you like how I do you, yeah The stars are aligned With a hell of a night
I'm pulling her hair
I'm glad that you came
It's okay to share
Oh baby, you're something else
So don't be jealous of your reflection
Baby, I know, I know, I know
You like her too Just like I do
This point of view Is something new
I know you like her too Just like I do
This point of view
Is something new for you
Girl, I don't really wanna think this through
Just keep on doing what you're doing
Cause girl, I know you like how I do ya
I know you like it, baby
Like I do, just like I do
Like I do, just like I do
Like I do, just know I'll do this for you
Brand new music from Mario
That record is called Like Her Too
Shout out to him, friend of the show
Omarion is still having
nightmares. Not too much on, oh, that's my man.
Not too much on,
oh, goddammit.
You've never heard of Joe, buddy.
Alright, I'm going to a vet
who released some new music.
Tracy Lee flipped his classic
The Theme record.
Trey Lee? Trey Lee?
Yep. Amp, we need that record on Trey Lee too. Trey Lee. Trey Lee.
Yep.
Amp, we need that record on Trey Lee too.
Trey Lee, what up, though?
Friend of the show.
That's my guy.
Yeah, this is.
And everywhere.
That was my shit.
I'm sorry.
This record here is called Party Time 25.
I hope Trey Lee is still nice.
He's nice.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, it's party time.
Having fun.
Come on. This beat was always super hard Watch the flip though
They better stop playing with me, man
Cheers
They can't do it like we do it
Hey, hey, you know we get it all the time
This is how we get down years later
Blue bags day to day with a traitor
Stuff a lot of bread on the table
Still a crib out of acre for my neighbors
MC's name them, D-O-A
I'm straight versus that'll hurt some like Jalen
Trey, spit or sell tics like J. Tatum
A-A box office, money made from the way in
Most underrate them, phone shots don't entertain them We'll see you next time. I'm like a 30 year poor celebrating A 30 year career in the making
Now listen as you go
There's that theme on the twitch, something brand new
Like it's ice on my wrist, already got a baddie
We will flash through my lips, two of your time
Two of your time, get in with that V-man
Cause you know we get down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Get in with that V-man
Get in with that V-man You know the theme, man? Where did my crew go?
Keep family on the team, yeah, and it's a groupo
Go to legalese, expertise is twofold
Both sides of the game, I'm shooting loopholes
After, hustler, father, two kids, go outward
That's a piece of bottle exclusive
The fence and the vineyards, broke with a few deals
Denied three years, Hit AG for the new wheel
So when they ask rap band, I been busy
Hear them say I stop rapping, sound silly
R stay heavy and the shape up crispy
Throw the bar anywhere on the globe, I'm still feeling
We stay off the beaten path, Vax Midi
Listen, we the chief of staff, Brick City
Tell them, boo-woo, we been blue through a milli
Now we in the mix, EQ up for the billions
of bills
This that theme with the twins, somethin' brand new
Like it's ice on my wrist, already got a baddie
With flash on my legs, till the end of the tour
Get em with that remix, you know we get down down down down
Down down down, down down down down down down
Till the end of the tour, get em with that remix This that theme with the twins, somethin' brand new down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down
down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down I love that flip. I like when you go back and grab your old shit. Yeah. It's your shit. Flip it. Yeah, it's your shit.
I love that.
I'm going to play something off this Bumby and Static Selected,
Trill Static 2, which is a very dope album that came out late last year.
This is featuring Boldy James, who I want to send some love to.
He was in a bad car accident, went to the hospital in critical condition,
got surgery.
He's apparently doing better, but we want to send some love here from the pod.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
This is Acetone. Never speed down on my opps cause I ain't tryna burn bread Turning heads in the turning lanes Paint flopping, orange and burnt red
30 clip poking with the third leg
Dumb hot, Uncle Bun, B-Lil, you that one guy It's my honor to represent this UGK alumni
227 Con Creatures, Wayne's World, Game On Bought myself a Ken, changed my name back from
James Jones to BoJack Mr. Presser, break up with a Flo Jack
Still cook up with a wire coat hanger
I'ma throw back
Berry saying hi like real
Welcome to the twilight zone
Hit it with a two-step
Cut it with the ass's tongue
Gang time, met I.N.
We the ones who set the tone
Might not be when you caught
But always on time like the metronome
Neighborhood dope dealer
Spot hot as a pressing cone
More realer, more triller
More thug, reflection bombiller, more thug reflection, burn
I put my hands on my pole
A nigga disrespected, catch a hold
Just know that you been told
I got that heat to leave you cold
I guarantee that you ain't getting old
Just know that you been told
This game is real, so never fold
That type of shit can get you Peterol
Just know that you been told
Be glad to climb a Willem Poe Show off to James the Peterol Just know that you been told Be glad to Yatus Show off
It's a James and Carl creature Just know that you been told
I am not for the games Too many people die for me to get where I'm at
So don't be playing with my name Cause all I got is my word and my testes
And if a nigga ever try to test these Be sliding like some Gretzky's
Catch you in Cancun Snatch you off the jet skis Fuck your C2, wait till you see what we do
Swiss cheese, you to your see-through Bitch we lethal, and this Samoa that came
from For all of your people
I peel your potatoes, split you like a banana From Long Island to Lewis Manor to Louisiana
And nigga when you see me you bound to lose your manners and your lunch
When I put your bitch ass in a crunch, I put a nigga in a figure.
Folks laying around like a figure eight.
Figured you the fuck ass nigga, might as well figure skate.
Eat the food up off a nigga plate.
Damn to say something, RIP to DJ K Slay.
Straight stunt.
I keep my hands on my pole.
A nigga disrespecting catch up.
That's Acetone, Bumby, Static Selecta, featuring Boldy James again.
Prayers for a speedy recovery for Boldy.
100% shout out to Boldy.
I'm ready.
Give it to him, Mel.
Okay, all right.
Serve him up.
All right.
This is by Little Sims.
Look at Ish smiling at you.
Why you smiling like that?
You think that shit about to be whack?
Okay.
And they said Mel Lokey been smoking us too.
It's called Woman and it's featuring Cleo Soul.
I need a...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
A little adapter over here.
Thank you.
I need the little thingamajiggy. Mm-hmm. Nigel women got the melanin dripping L-O-N-D-O-N city girl living
In the back looking like fire chili pepper Your rubber girl tougher than imperial leather
He was getting bitter while she was getting better
Diamonds are forever Miss Sierra Leone looking like a gem
Works hard in the week, party on the weekend
Know you wanna live with no one, watching how you spend
Got a thing for the finer things and the finer men
Miss Tanzania, she a do or die, said she wanna know more about the Sukuma tribe
We hit the zoo once, wasn't enough, got a nose full of knowledge, you could scuba dive
Miss Ethiopia
Can play so jazzy They'll sit you down and school you on Selassie
Tell them you're nothing without a woman No, woman to woman
I just wanna see you glow Tell them what's up
I love how you glow from zero to 100 And leave the dust behind
You've got this all action no talk
Beige and honeys, know you reppin' for your country
Sun kissing your brown skin, lookin' like money
Said she focusin' on being an accountant
When you have beauty in brains they find it astounding
Why she been gettin' it on her own,? Self made ain't nobody doing gold digger
Now Miss India always speaks with her chest
Got respect from her people cause she leads them the best
Real life queen in the flesh
Know the crown get heavy still the bees on your head
Brooklyn ladies know you hustle on a daily
Innovative just like Donna Summer in the 80s
Your time has seeing you glow now
Intelligence and elegance show em how
Miss Jamaica understand food for the soul
She get up in the kitchen or she throw down
Ain't nothing without a woman, no
Woman to woman I just wanna see you glow
Tell em what's up
I love how you glow from zero to one hundred
And leave the dust behind
You got this all action no talk
I see your glow, you're the finest gold
When you walk in a room, they fill your soul
Your style, it shines so ahead of time
And you know that you're fire, so damn fine
Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl
She a gonna girl, come with it, never let the marijuana fail
Though a sucker for the romance, take you to the homeland
One way, she ain't coming back, nah
All I see is black stars and I friggin' love it, yeah, yeah
Time's up, tell the people that we comin', yeah, yeah
Done bein' in the shadow, goin' public, yeah, yeah
Don't know how to bear it, had to stomach, yeah, yeah
Hand over the shit and let us run it, yeah, yeah
All we know is lookin' flawless, all they know is stir-stir
Ain't nothin' without a woman, no
Woman to woman, I just wanna see you glow, glow, glow
I love how you glow from zero to 100
And leave the dust behind
You've got this
And leave that wavy light You've got this Woman and leave that wavy lie
You've got this, all that you tell us all
You know Cindy, sometimes you know I just get drowned and I just can't go on
All the things you've gone through, all the great things you've done
And all the horrible things that I just fell in love with, the great things you've done
Okay That was Lil'a, it's a great piece. Okay.
That was Lil' Sims.
It was a woman featuring Cleo Soul.
Great record.
Her album's fire.
Thank you.
I appreciate that cosign.
Yeah, she's dope.
You guys.
Oh, man.
Well,
the song that I'm playing
is called Wish You Well
by The Realist K.
Okay.
Okay. Yeah, yeah I've been tryna find myself again
And I'm waiting on my bed
Hearing all the noise
It don't get right out of my head
Put it all down for me
You run and run, town, we'll see
Who you really wanna go with me
Oh, I'm ashamed to say that I
Trusting you again should've saw your eye
Waiting outside, thief up in the night
Fuck the world, fuck all the other girls like you
This shouldn't happen to me
But only people like you
You know what you're doing, baby, you're not stupid
Shot me in the head like you were all the cupids
Yes, baby, I'm not stupid
Girl, I just wish you well
Girl, I just wish you well by yourself Girl, I just wish you well Girl, I just wish you well
By yourself
Girl, I just wish you well
Girl, I just wish you
Girl, I just wish you
Girl, I just wish you well
Girl, I just wish you well
Just
I guess I will feel better I just think I need some time Time, time, time, time
I guess I will feel better, I just think I need some time Time, time, time
Time, time, time
Beside me, you were Beside me
Oh you
Beside me
I thought you were
Beside me
That was Wish You Well
by The Realist K
Tough
I like it That was Wish You Well by The Realest K. Tough.
I like it.
All right, and this is a broadcast.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Phone's up, hello.
Hello.
All right, take that.
And take this.
Are we recording?
Yep. Yeah, recording? Yep.
Yeah, we're recording.
It's party time.
Hey.
Oh, it's party time.
A little O'Hare reunion right quick.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Tracy Lee.
97, 98.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I tore this beat up in Jersey City in 97.
Hey, hopefully you enjoyed this broadcast
We fuck with y'all out there, keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time, I bid you a new farewell
Adios, arriba, dirt, y hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye, remember this
Life is a series of moments
And everywhere that my crew go
And moments pass, so let's make this one last
As if it's all we have
And it's all
We're down with no question
Trees in the VIP section
Big sunset with no much connections
Dashing, decked in the latest fashions
Flashin' biggest thing that's actually happened
Tell me when the club seems smashed
Tell me when the club seems smashed Good show, good show, good show, good show.
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Now, uh, Ice has some free time tonight.
Ish said he could be free if need be.
Mel, do you play Monopoly?
I do.
If you had to guess in the room who the worst Monopoly player was, excluding Flip and Parks, who would you guess?
You.
Got it?
I got it.
Am I right?
Well, no, no, no.
Well, I can't.
That's an opinion.
I don't think it's me, though.
The winningest Monopoly potter of all time in here.
We know I get down you know I get
all right that's it man we out here y'all it down have a peaceful week love on my neighbor
love on each other love yourself self-care is important and yeah. So you're going to just leave me out of Monopoly shit?
For real?
I'm not going to be here anyway, but you're going to leave me out once again.
Once again, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That'd be like a divorce game.
Hey, don't look at us.
Don't look at us.
Don't jump in like I'm doing at the flip.
Hey, Flip, how many times y'all went out and didn't call us
You've never heard of us
Hey we ain't get that Mr. East recap
Maybe I'm Patreon
And everything in my crew go
Alright y'all hold it down
Peace love blessings
You know I get down
I love that album though, that song used to ring off
That album was crazy
Many faces, personalities
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
You keep talking, man.
And you shut the fuck up.
Oh, wait a minute.
No, don't you cut this shit off yet.
Where's my phone?
Where's the thingamajiggy?
Come on, man.
Come on.
That ain't how we end this thing.
Where's my little-
Give me some opera.
Oh.
Give me some opera to end this bad boy.
The fuck?
You're too loud with my fucking-
Yeah, nah, what's wrong with y'all?
Y'all know the fucking vibe.
Don't ever try to play me.
We did it again.
Yo, Joe,
bring in my flutes.
594 episodes.
We kept the summer hot.
Big man,
big flip. Freeze.P. J.B.P.
J.B.P.
J.B.P.
J.B.P.
Alright.
Bye.