The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 596 | "Mashure"
Episode Date: January 25, 2023Joe and Ish open this episode by sharing their thoughts after both the Giants and Cowboys were sent home over the weekend (9:09). Drake put together an impressive setlist for his shows at the Apollo T...heater (19:13), Melyssa reads the list of Oscar Nominations (31:02), and Beyonce performs in Dubai for $24 million as Joe predicts what the future of live shows will look like (39:57). In other news, the pod reacts to Ben Simmons requesting his $800k engagement ring back (1:00:16), Spotify announces layoffs (1:35:20), Papoose has been named Head of Hip Hop at TuneCore (1:51:30), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | RINI - “Strawberry Blossom” Ice | Kyah Baby - “New Energy” Parks | Grafh, Conway the Machine, & 38 Spesh - “Rain Falls” Ish | Lagoon Wavey - “Occupied” (A COLORS SHOW) Melyssa | ELIZA - “Wasn’t Looking”
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I'm phony like that, right?
Right when the cameras come on,
I start sending shots.
Yeah.
Like, we be mad, cool, and fly.
Then we sit down
and I just start dissing.
That's phony.
That's phony.
It's camera.
And I'm thinking that's content.
That's not content.
That's hurting my friends.
I want to stop.
I'm not doing that anymore.
I'm not hurting my friends anymore. Aw. Aw. Look at you, guy. Look at the growth. I want to stop. I'm not doing that anymore. I'm not hurting my friends anymore.
Aw.
Aw.
Look at you, guy.
Look at the growth.
For real, nah.
43 is going to be a real growth year.
I'm about to just start acting.
Buying schools and shit.
I'm not playing with y'all.
We are a family.
I fight for them.
They fight for me
As close as we can be
We fight for them
We fight for them
You've never heard of Joe, buddy?
We fight for them
We fight for them
We fight for them
We fight for rights
Bionic, Bionic Six
Ooh, ooh Ice was inside a
bridge together by
I'm with you I'm starting soon. I'm getting my shit.
Hey.
Look, they wouldn't expect you to say Bionic 6.
This is hilarious to me.
You too, y'all.
I don't know what that is.
You gotta get with it or get lost.
Let's do it.
Mic.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two.
Where'd it go? Young Lord. What y'all thought? I'm here, man. Best with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me
I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me Up the back of the book, I dialed up someone and come free We're like flight mileage, it ain't no secret
I might holler, but I ain't gon' switch it
I'ma let you catch up, I should change
Don't let her want you, cause she's a bitch
Unless you thrill a little desperate
This message, girl, I'ma stop
Wait a minute
You got my heart
I need it And I just wanna be Hey Hope everybody's feeling good, feeling great
Shout out to the ladies listening
Shout out to the virtual laptop listeners
And shout out to wherever you might be listening from
Hey
Nah, this one is your male
Try to dip off at the work party Don't try to dip off at the work party
That's why I ain't no work party
These niggas will go crazy with a work party
I just wanna chill
Let's dip up out of here
Let's dip up out of here
I know
She's fun too
But I love you, she's one too, but I want you
I love you, she's one too, but I want you
Hold up man, let me get him ready for that pre-summer breakup that all the couples is going through out there
I think a lot of y'all couples Y'all gonna survive Valentine's Day
But somewhere around March
That pre-summer breakup is gonna be bad
I see some of y'all preparing for it
I'm really enjoying getting the tea from y'all
And I wish you well
Love should win
It go
Can we turn me up in the headphones? My headphones don't seem like, you know what I mean? Love should win. It go.
Can we turn me up in the headphones?
My headphones don't seem like, you know what I mean?
Get me right out here.
Oh, baby, I ain't feeling good, feeling great.
It's just the cutest thing when you get to fucking Killing and throwing things, I just wanna eat you
I don't want no disrespect
And knowing that it makes you madder
I'm sorry, but seeing you mad is so sexy
And holdin' me in, y' Baby, leave a little wrinkle over your nose
Hey, you're making me wanna talk to you
And set you all over the place
I'm in the way you storm around
And make me wanna tear you down
Baby, I ain't sure
But one thing that I can know is if you're talking to me to get you out there. If you listen to Carl, let me hear you.
Wait a minute.
Oh, it feels good.
Feels good.
I feel good. Just got a kiss, too, baby. I don't know why you fight back.
But you're just so damn sexy.
When you're mad, you're mad, you're mad.
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
Welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
In the great words of Ish, welcome.
Welcome, welcome, everyone.
No matter where you may be listening from.
What episode is this?
596.
Welcome to episode 596 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Melissa Ford is here, a.k.a. Melika Badu.
Melika Badu is here.
Flip is back again.
Sorry.
Isha's here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Poet's here.
Corey's here.
JR's there in the back.
Erickson is here.
And Drew and the gang is here in from L.A.
How's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
Y'all feeling good?
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Everything's good
chill
chill
no way
huh
what happened
he didn't say nothing
so I'm trying to force my man
he didn't say nothing
stop cursing
no dad
yeah for real
you gotta take it out
for real
no it's fine
yo
come on man
you learning
come on man
you learning
come on flock them units
you learned it
pardon me Aki
alright good man how's everybody doing what's up what's up with y'all I missed y'all a little bit man good to see y'all we good You learning? Come on, flock them units. You love it. Pardon me, Aki. All right, good, man.
How's everybody doing?
What's up?
What's up with y'all?
I missed y'all a little bit, man.
Good to see y'all.
We good.
Glad to be back.
I miss y'all when the pod go good.
He just cursed me out, y'all.
Said that ever since I got my advance, I haven't been calling him.
Make it about you.
It's about us.
Make it about you right now.
That's true.
You got your little advance.
The dinner stopped. The hookah right now. That's true. You got your little advance. The dinner stopped.
The hookah date stopped.
The progress phone calls.
All that telling me how much you appreciate me.
All that warmth you was giving me.
That shit is out the window.
You took that money, went right to Broadway, right?
You went right to Broadway to see some plays.
I'm asking you.
Come on.
We got a show to do.
Yeah.
Fly niggas Yeah
I bought a lot of stuff
And stuff like that
And you went shopping too
Of course
Autograph
Yeah them autographs right there
Oh man
Good
It's almost like
We ain't got no tax problems
All right
Wow
New off whites All right. Wow. New off whites.
All right.
IRS.
Take that.
What money?
Ish.
Ice.
Parks.
Mel, what's up?
What's up?
Chilling, man.
Chilling.
I seen what's up with Mel.
On Instagram this morning.
She make my little staff, my checkup on staff shit a little different now.
What?
There it is. You're on Instagram promoting.
Yeah, I be promoting. They put all that shit on Reddit
so I see it all. If I miss it over there, Reddit got it.
Right away too. They quick.
Yeah, yeah. And as soon as I was thinking
yo, I ain't gonna lie. That's when I read
the caption. It was like, alright.
I was just thinking that.
Alright, moving on.
What's up with y'all?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Nothing much man Chilling man
Coming in off a nice little
Playoff weekend
How's everybody?
Oh yeah
Let's get right to it
Yeah
Yeah man
90 seconds on you Joe
90 seconds on the Giants
Okay
I want to start with
I was wrong
Really make it bad
Because the YouTube episodes
Don't hit till way after The game is over So they can really make it bad because the YouTube episodes don't hit till way after the game
is over
so they can really see
your bad take
but I want to start with
I was wrong
that's one
two
my most sincere
and humble
apologies
to
the Philadelphia Eagles
Eagles
period
the FedEx Eagle Desert Eagles The Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles, period.
The FedEx Eagle.
Desert Eagles.
The Rock Group, the Eagles.
I want to apologize to Abbott Elementary,
Gilly the Kid,
Cheesesteaks,
State Property,
The Roots,
Chris and Neif,
Freeway,
PD.
Dr. J.
Yeah. Dr. J. Dr. J.
AI.
You got to apologize to AI.
Yeah, Pittsburgh.
I'm sorry to y'all, too.
Y'all close enough.
Anybody.
Yeah, listen, I watched that game.
We didn't belong on the field with the Eagles.
That ruined my Saturday.
I'm not going to lie.
I tried to gas myself up.
Listen, and I'm happy about that.
I'm happy about that.
Right before the game, they asked all the analysts to pick who they thought was going to win.
Every one of them said the Eagles and Michael Strahan went last.
And I was home saying, I dare you, nigga.
I dare you.
And that's how I want people to feel watching the pod.
If I'm a Giants fan, I'm not coming on here and picking against the Giants, even if I don't think the Giants are going to win.
I tried to gas myself. It didn't work work we didn't belong in the field with them dudes
yeah they were they were bigger stronger faster better and more superior at every position
they even got a few dudes during the game they was talking about people that they traded for
during the game that I like forgot about it's like oh they got here such and such from the
saints how they let him go I was like yeah how did. It was like, oh, they got such and such from the Saints. How'd they let him go?
I was like, yeah, how did they let him go?
Oh, and then they got him Domic and Sue from,
I forgot about that, too.
Yeah.
Then they showed some big-ass offensive line dude
that was supposed to be hurt.
He was out there looking like the biggest guy on the field.
Lane Johnson.
Yeah.
Then homeboy threw our guy on the ground with one arm.
That was disrespectful.
So, I mean, listen.
The Giants, y'all played,
y'all had a hell of a season.
I'm not never here to talk down on y'all.
Y'all weren't supposed to be there.
Y'all made it.
We shouldn't have been in the playoffs.
We shouldn't have won that many games.
This was a figured out year to see what Saquon and Danny could do.
Y'all figured it out.
Y'all have some decisions to make moving forward.
But I'm super happy with our coaching staff.
I'm happy with the season that they gave us.
It's over now.
And I'm not mad at that because only the teams that are supposed to be there
should be there now.
I want to see a good Super Bowl.
I want to see a good championship round.
This is the first time in a long time that it's been teams that are supposed
to be there, I feel like.
There's usually one team that's like, how the fuck did they get in there?
Hold on.
You missed a person in the apology, though.
You got to look right into that camera and apologize to Jalen Hurts specifically.
Because they're going to hurt that boy.
And you played with his name.
No, you played with his name.
I was halfway right.
I was Hurts.
I figured somebody would be Hurts.
Jalen Hurts.
It was Joe that was Hurts.
I had all of Hurts. Got was Joel that was hurt. Okay.
I had all the Hurts.
Got it.
It was me.
That little nigga was out there getting them running around.
Yeah, because I just told you.
He was like, they're going to make them run around.
He was like, that ain't what you want.
Oh, he was doing what he wanted out there.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
What a guy.
What a QB.
QB one.
Yeah.
That's QB one right there.
Yeah.
And I don't know who I'm picking in that Eagles-Niners game, but the Eagles sure look like they are ready for the Super Bowl,
built for the Super Bowl, and just ready to go.
True story.
They're not there to play around.
That's what I got for y'all, man.
Ish.
Now we will talk to our cowboy representative-ish.
90 seconds.
Take it away.
I say it every week
It's just the Cowboys
Being the Cowboys
We played a really
Really
Really good
San Fran team
But we played really good
You know what I'm saying
We
It's nothing really for us
To hold our heads over
With regards to how we played
Because
Them motherfuckers are good
They're very good
They're really good
We stuck in it
Couple Small defining plays because them motherfuckers are good. They're very good. They're really good. We stuck in it.
A couple small defining plays,
but once Pollock got hurt,
I kind of knew it was a wrap because that was our only explosive person.
So now they don't really have to respect the backfield.
Zeke is slow as molasses.
That's frozen.
Yo, him playing center on that last play is crazy.
Yeah, I know.
What were y'all thinking?
I rewinded the TV.
That play was so funny, I hit rewind.
No, when they called the timeout and came back with the play again,
I said, oh, wait, so y'all serious?
The funny part is when the defensive lineman just ran him over like he was 100 pounds.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That was hilarious.
That was great.
A couple plays, the play with Kittle was really when he stopped bobbling the ball.
You were supposed to watch the game with us.
Trayvon Diggs
closed his eyes
because I didn't want
to hear the...
Like, I'd be mad.
And then the night before
you were supposed to come
watch the game,
you was like,
I'll be there tomorrow.
You just didn't come at all.
Nah, what happened was
Vern hit me
and said he was on the way.
I didn't feel like hearing
the Cowboys slander
if we started losing, losing.
My house was actually
pretty calm. I know, I believe you. I gotta watch... You couldn't get rah slander if we started losing, losing. My house was actually pretty calm.
I know.
I believe you.
I got to watch.
You couldn't get rah-rah because we made it a game.
But I ain't want to hear the Cowboys slander if we didn't make it a game.
If I was there for the bullshit, it could have got rah-rah.
But we old now.
It ain't.
I like a couple of players on the Cowboys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You find yourself rooting for them.
But no, shout to us.
Got some decisions to make.
Dak played.
His inconsistency can't continue.
We can't.
He not really making us win games.
You see how Jalen hurting Danny Dimes?
It's a shame I'm comparing Danny Dimes to Dak.
I'm not.
Well, no, actually, Colin Coward did the same thing.
Bro, he makes plays.
Danny Dimes makes plays.
He extends the drives.
Third down, he'll run.
Dak don't get no yards with his legs.
Never.
He didn't on Saturday, but.
You know what I'm saying?
So that shit is annoying.
But shout to the Cowboys and what they accomplished.
I mean.
No, I don't think you should get to take the same position as me.
You can't.
You can't really.
You can't argue when you're the last five, six teams in the league.
Somebody help me out.
Come on, please.
No, you can't.
Well, the Giants way overachieved way more than the Cowboys did, for sure.
So y'all can be that.
I'm just happy.
The Cowboys went where they were supposed to go, basically.
They finished in the same spot as last year, right?
And they lost to the number one seed by one score.
Number two seed.
No, number one in the NFC.
Philly was number one.
That's who we oh pardon me
i'm wrong yeah pardon me number two seed by one score okay it was a good game it was good
this nigga bad he bad at putting the sauce on something nah i'm saying what what don't come
in here after you after we didn't win i'ma sauce it up we didn't win all right i'll sauce
all right so i'll sauce it up for you know the one. All right, so I'll sauce it up for you then.
The analyst dude said that them two interceptions that Dak threw,
all the 49ers was right there waiting for it.
It was chilling.
His eyesight and his vision.
Play horrible.
I would have a question about that one.
Dan Orlowski, or Orlinsky, I like him when he does his quarterback breakdown shit.
He was like, he was focusing on Dak's hips and the hops
and he said on the fourth hop he's still trying to make a read and in quarterback land that's on
page one of you got to get the ball out of there that the pocket is closing gonna kill you you
should be trying to scramble right now his the IQ stuff that they were saying about Dak is what
would have me worried agreement with the Pollard, even though you still got to make a decision on him.
Also, the cap with
Zeke and Dak. No money owed
to you niggas moving forward. How are we going to handle y'all?
I would have some questions.
Jerry Jones coming to the field to talk to
Mayor Maher
before the game
started. He's on the field.
After the game, no, enough with juice because you couldn't
find no sauce. After the game, no, enough with juice because you couldn't find no sauce.
After the game,
the Cowboys tweeted from the Cowboy account
and put it all on Dak.
Super unprofessional,
in my opinion.
I didn't know that.
Oh, no, you got to pull up that tweet.
Go find the tweet.
It's bad.
It says,
for the second year in a row,
the Cowboys lose in a narrow,
whatever,
oh, because something about Dak
throwing in narrow windows
and the interceptions we had a chance
to win until he did that
you do not do that as an organization
especially as somebody that we all
thought had a chance at the Super Bowl
you can't do that
yeah that was crazy
you lying
that happened
they might have deleted it by now
they didn't
as of this morning that tweet was still there You lying. No, I'm dead ass. That happened. They might have deleted it by now. They didn't.
They left that shit right there. As of this morning, that tweet was still there, which was even more telling.
Yeah.
Is that they didn't delete it.
I think Jerry Jones wrote that himself.
If anybody else wrote that, it would have been down.
Dak Prescott gave away the ball twice in the narrow loss to the 49ers.
In a matchup, the Cowboys had a chance to win if they didn't, again, generate self-inflicted wounds.
That's not a tweet you could send out from your account.
That's disgusting.
That's crazy.
And he almost threw a third and a fourth.
Looked right at the tight end and just let the ball go,
and they jumped the route.
Like, he don't look off.
He don't do a lot of shit that is just quarterback 101.
Later, we'll come back to sports,
because y'all putting a lot of sauce on Joe Burrow.
Deservedly so, though.
We'll talk about it soon.
But they're putting a little too much sauce.
I'm with you on that.
See, until you do agree with me a little bit.
All right, we'll talk about it soon.
He's QB2, though, right now.
He's QB2.
And you can make the argument.
I can see why they would make the argument.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see next week.
He not QB1. I don't think he is either, but I can see why you might say argument. I can see why they would make the argument. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see next week. He not QB1.
I don't think he is either, but I can see why you might say that.
I can't.
But it's okay.
He's already eclipsed me as a better JB.
So, I mean, I was home without a shot.
And then Justin Bieber sold his catalog for $200 million.
I'm like, damn, I'm slipping in the ranks.
I'm like the fifth best JB.
God damn it. JB Smooth is on all the commercials. Oh, like the fifth best JB. God damn it.
JB Smoove is on all the commercials.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's over for me.
I'm trash.
It's fine.
It's fine, though.
It's fine.
What's important?
Did y'all see Drake finally did the Apollo shows that he's been teasing for a minute?
Yes.
Yep.
So he had two back-to-back shows at Apollo.
I see what he did there, back-to-back shows at Apollo I see what he did there back-to-back
sorry Meek
you still got something
come on man
set list was
amazing
phenomenal
he took you through the entire career
oh yeah
that set list was
top tier I saw songs on there that i've never
seen him do well he i didn't even think he would ever perform some of these records very very
customized set for apollo really okay how long was the show look long to me hour and a half
you had about 40 songs yeah like 43 records 43 records or something? Yeah. Dipset
came out night one and night
two. Uzi came out night
two. 21.
21.
What song did he perform that you were surprised he
performed?
Let me find a set list because it was a bunch of them.
Over My Dead Body. He started with that.
He started with that. Why were you surprised by that?
To start your show with that. With Shots Fired? I don't that the shots fired i don't know no no no no not even on some shots
no it's just not one of his the big slaps it's a very fan favorite intro it's not anything that
charted made some noise yeah he got other joints to play, but he started with this very
mellow intro that I've never seen
him do, which is one of my favorite intros from him
by the way.
Let me find the set list though so you really understand.
He said Cam really gave him his old
pink fur. He gotta be Canadian.
Gotta be Canadian, right?
At some point the Canadian is gonna jump
out of him. He's a fan. He had to announce
that he's a fan of everybody. That's the part I'm sick of too. Oh man. I can going to jump out of him. He's a fan. He had to announce that. He's a fan of everybody.
That's the part I'm sick of, too.
Oh, man.
I can't wait to talk to him.
Is he who you're not a fan of? That's my only question.
Who you're not a fan of?
Yeah.
He done said it to everybody now.
He let you know when he's not a fan, too, though.
No.
Yeah, he will.
Like who?
Anybody.
At the time when he's not a fan of you, you'll know.
He bring you right to the center of the stage.
He's good at that, yo.
That guy's a showman.
To put all the light on you and say, yo, there is no me without you.
Even if it's true it's corny and Canadian.
Mel, answer to it.
I swear to God.
Yeah, you guys got about two more minutes of this Canadian sling.
Balloting everybody. Tell them, are you going to volley to everybody? I swear to God, yeah, you guys got about two more minutes of this Canadian slander. I think it's fine.
You're bollying everybody.
Tell them, are you going to bollied everybody?
I swear I will.
All right, fine.
We're sorry.
No, it bugged me not even seeing him have a set.
Like, they built a set.
Shout out to him.
It was on the Apollo stage.
It was a little Kendrick-y.
The box.
I'm saying Apollo, though.
Oh, yeah.
You don't expect to see that there.
Nobody's done an Apollo before.
You didn't see it look like that? Yeah, no. Not like that, though. Oh, yeah. You don't expect to see that in Apollo before. You didn't see it look like that?
Yeah, no.
Not like that, no.
Not like that.
They brought the Harlem Bodega there when Fips and them came out.
Nice.
With the big L mural on the side.
Come on, though.
That was fire.
Oh, I didn't see that part.
This is paying homage.
This is knowing where you are and paying homage the proper way.
That's a fact.
And not for nothing, a lot of artists don't be taking Apollo serious.
Even Joe's like, yo, Apollo is this big.
For him to really put that much thought into that is fire.
I wonder if they did a video.
I wonder if they're going to make content out of it,
outside of the social media shit.
Well, I want to get to that, but let me read this set list.
One, over my dead body.
Wu-Tang Fever.
Trust issues.
Marvin Room.
Say something.
Feel no ways.
Practice.
Jaded.
Jungle.
Karaoke.
Best I ever had.
Over.
Headlines.
Hell yeah, fucking right.
Started from the bottom.
I'm on one.
No new friends.
Energy.
Know yourself.
Non-stop.
God's plan. Laugh now, cry later. Hold on, we're going home. Control of one. Know new friends. Energy. Know yourself. Non-stop. God's plan.
Laugh now, cry later.
Hold on, we're going home.
Control of one dance in my feelings.
Passion fruit.
Passion fruit.
I love passion fruit.
What is this?
Way too sexy.
Wait for you.
Massive.
Calling my name.
Sticky.
I don't really mean it.
Dipset anthem.
We fly high.
Rich flex.
Privileged rapper.
Spin bout you.
Jimmy Cook's
Knife Talk
Legend
This nigga's the one yo
That's dope
I like how he weaved in
He would do a bunch of
Like lower ones
You know
And then hit you with
Seven in a row
Smash
Yeah
Hit you with seven
Sleeper sleeper sleeper
Smash
Grade A performer
That's dope
Had the Degrassi jersey on
When he came
Like this is just showing you
Like every He put some you every attention to detail.
This sounds like content's coming.
Oh, yeah.
It's possible.
Well, he announced there that he said he might get bored and make another album this year.
Oh, wow.
Now, I don't know if he meant him or him in 21 again.
Either way, people will be excited about it.
They did confirm that this, I believe it's either this spring or this summer they're looking to do a stadium tour him in 21 wow i could see him dropping again though i don't
know the arrangement of his new situation but i bet it behooves him to just keep dropping you
know i'll be paying attention to whose name is listed on certain things so i don't know if there
would be content made with this because this was ovVO Sound as well, which is the station over at Shade 45.
They don't have any video.
You know, it's yet.
Or there we go.
That would be a way to introduce it.
This seems like a lot to not have something come out from it.
Maybe it won't.
But well, you know who did take video?
The police.
The police The police
The cops were taking video
And there was a lot of noise
About why the cops were outside
Filming the let out
They said as people
Were walking outside
The cops was literally
Just video recording
Everybody that came outside
That's crazy
Standing right there like this
That's odd
See that made me wonder
Who's throwing that show
And in conjunction with who i
know it was a serious whatever that ovio sandwich is i didn't want to call g-spin and ask
them but it's just odd yeah that's true see and and what i didn't like was their explanation
nypd said yeah we were filming this but this is a it was for a social media post
showing
whose social media account though?
the cops?
my thing is
you can't
it don't matter
it's a lie
I mean
they're lying anyway
yeah that's a lie
that's a lie
if I'm sitting here
filming you something
for a piece of content
that I'm putting out
I already just signed
something for that
am I tripping
but do I remember yes okay but do I remember something about some rumor about Drake But now, I already just signed something for that. Am I tripping? Yes.
Okay.
But do I remember something about some rumor about Drake having something to do with Young Thug's trial and him supposed to testify in it or something like that?
I know what you're talking about. They were talking about the Triple X trial where the defendant who was involved was just trying to get all of the people together
that Triple X may have had an issue with at one point
and say, we're calling them to stand.
I was on that list.
Drake was on that list.
That's never coming to fruition.
So this wouldn't have any kind of correlation to that?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, all right.
NYPD knew some niggas was going to step out.
That's all it was.
Because Drake was there, and they wanted to catch him.
We got him.
We got him.
We got you there.
We catch you there.
That's all they was doing.
That little face recognition stuff, they know what they're doing.
That's all it was.
That's it right there.
It's a whole ploy.
He stood right there with the little thing like this.
Not warrants.
And waiting for it to pop up.
Everybody walked out.
Yeah.
We know what they're doing.
I've been at a party.
I can't say whose.
But it was in New York.
This might have been
07
it was an album release party
and when we walked out
it was like yo you see them over there
it was across the street from the club
up on the second level in windows
with them big boom cameras
it was like those are the feds
and they knew who was going to be at this party
and was taking pictures.
There's a lot of white people there.
Yeah.
I ain't seen that many white people on 125th Street since the day before that party.
I would have to imagine.
Every day.
No, they had the rose.
See, that's the part that I failed to think of when I was like, Drake's performing at Apollo.
It's like, that's Drake.
So Drake is bigger than wherever he's going. They had that block sectioned with the Rose everybody lined up police out there like
I would have a lot of the attendance was industry people a lot of celebrities a
lot of people yeah a lot of media it was hot straight it was it was it was hot
over there did they even sell tickets for this?
I don't know, but...
They didn't sell tickets.
Yeah, this was...
This was an industry party.
It's an industry thing.
I knew that from the reaction
Dipset got.
What does this do for the Apollo
moving forward, though?
Because that was just a great set
that put it together.
Drake put on...
Not saying that, you know,
the Apollo was going down. It's still going down saying that, you know, Apollo was going down.
It's still going down.
You said what? It's still going down.
The Apollo's in. Now, hold on.
It's going to go up a little bit.
We know it's going to go up.
Somebody's going to try to outdo him.
Maybe they can't, but...
It's over.
That's the highest you can go?
It's over, brother.
Nobody's going to try to outdo him there.
I know you're trying to do your devil's advocate thing. It's over. Apollo's over. What do you It's over, brother. Nobody's going to try to outdo him there. I know you're trying to do your devil's advocate.
It's over.
Apollo's over.
Why are you?
What you mean the Apollo?
You think the Apollo's going to close?
I think the Apollo, in effort to stay open and remain profitable,
has been offering very favorable deals to the acts and performers
that come through there.
I know that because we were supposed to tour there.
And it was like, hey, do you want to do the Apollo
where you can make
all of this money?
Same with King's Theater
in Brooklyn.
That real, real, real, real big one.
5,000 cap, whatever it is.
And they was giving you,
they was paying you
to come there, basically.
Take the door.
You want some of the bar?
Take the bar too.
Whatever you want.
But it's the Apollo.
I didn't want my fans
coming to on 25th Street
at five o'clock on a Saturday.
Eh.
Drake could get that off.
I'm not contacting the NYPD and all anybody else.
No siree.
It's like, you want to do the Apollo or the Beacon?
I was like, tough decision.
The Beacon.
You can put me at the Beacon.
But shout out to the Apollo.
Listen, we a long way from Guy Ritchie owning Apollo.
He's on, though.
He's on.
I know he's on.
Shout out to Guy.
You think I don't know him.
You think you know him?
Now, that'll be a move.
Guy Ritchie?
That'll be a move.
Yeah.
Guy Fisher?
Guy Fisher.
Who's Guy Ritchie?
You're my man, though.
The director.
Yeah, exactly.
That was married to Madonna.
Oh, brother.
Please, please, please.
Please, man. Please. Don't start. I director. Yeah, exactly. That was married to Madonna. Oh, brother. Please, please, please. Please, man.
Please, man.
Please.
Don't start.
I took an admiral today.
Thank you, bitch.
And you didn't flip.
Guy Ritchie's outside.
No, I didn't say that.
Anyway, man.
Shout out to Drake.
Shout out to OVO.
Shout out to G-Spin.
Shout out to everybody that was over there.
Mm-hmm.
And like you said, Barks, I hope there is something to come.
Because I would love to see it.
Yeah, I would love to watch that.
If I would have known this set list was going to be like that,
I would have been there.
Not that ass.
He sounds totally different with headphones on.
How have you guys managed?
I know.
Hey, watch it.
Watch it.
No, watch it, Addy.
You want to tell people who's laughing?
No, no. That's funny. Salute, salute. You could have been there. Watch it. No. Watch it, Addy. You want to tell people who's laughing? No, no.
You just...
You think it's funny?
Salute, salute.
You could have been there.
Salute.
Salute.
We were invited.
He's doubting your credentials.
No, I don't know his credentials.
He could have been in there.
No, he could have.
But, you know, he's being Joe.
That's all.
He know I'm laughing.
I wouldn't have went to that.
Of course, yeah.
Corny.
But, if I'd have known
this set was happening,
I might have tried to find a way.
Mm-hmm.
That set is amazing.
Yeah.
Especially when the Giants wouldn't do that bullshit.
I like it.
I could have definitely went and seen the Drake show.
Could have been at the Drake show, goddammit.
Word.
Shout out to everybody over there.
But what a set.
What else?
What else is important or unimportant?
On another note uh the super bowl
of movies the oscars the nominations here we go clear it out clear the way exactly okay so we're
gonna you know just talk about everybody black first of all because that's what's important
uh viola davis was snubbed uh for the King. She didn't get a Best Actress nomination,
which she should have,
because they let Anna de Armas for Blonde,
Marilyn Monroe story in.
Why, I don't know.
Anyways, but Angela...
I know, right?
It's awful.
Anyways, but Angela Bassett was nominated
for Best Supporting Actor for Wakanda.
And she better win this year,
because she was robbed
29 years ago
for what's love
got to do with it.
She definitely lost.
Oh yeah,
everybody is going to lose there.
You remember 29 years ago, right?
Absolutely.
That's what I just said.
She killed that shit.
No, but how about this?
I know who beat her.
That's how crazy
I know movies
and stuff like that.
Who beat her?
Tell us.
Holly Hunter and the piano.
Shut up.
Yeah.
From the piano? Who did that? Tell us. Holly Hunter and the piano. Shut up. Yeah. From the piano?
Who did that?
Guy Ritchie?
Oh.
Chill out.
Okay.
Yeah.
Anyways.
So, yeah.
That's what's happening in Oscar nominations.
There's a whole bunch of other stuff, but I mean, like, that was-
No, come on.
I wish we were cultured enough to help you.
All right.
So, Mel, every year, they got that one movie that's like-
Every award show, there's that one album, that one movie that's just nominated for everything.
It's the one movie that sweeps.
Yeah.
Right, okay.
So who's the movie or who's the actress or actor that's nominated for everything?
So the movie that is sweeping the nominations is called Everywhere, Everything, All at Once.
I heard that was good.
That shit was great.
No, it's, yeah.
Yeah, it deserves all the accolades that it's getting
um michelle yao is is nominated for best actress she's probably you are being so sarcastic right
now listen i said clear path this is my shit okay that movie was good she's probably she's
she's favored to win um interesting snubs tom cruise i swear he can't get an oscar to save
his life but he but he should have been
nominated for
Top Gun Maverick
did you guys see that
yes I did
I still didn't know
you haven't seen that
I saw the first one
in 81
I can't lie
Top Gun Maverick
was really good
it was
like really really good
Avatar
you watching all these
movies alone
planes and shit
you know
I saw the whole season
of White Lotus on an airplane because I was in the air for like six and a half hours.
Well, he asked if you're watching movies alone, not the seasons.
Sometimes.
Sometimes I go out on a date and I see movies.
Sometimes I'm by myself.
Okay.
What else?
Avatar was nominated for Best Picture, but James Cameron did not get Best Director.
There was no women in the Best Director's category, which is some bullshit as well.
They got to change that.
Yeah, exactly.
Oscars, they go back and forth from being Oscars so white and lacking diversity and stuff like that.
It's all seeming to be like super performative and symbolic and shit.
Elvis was nominated.
Elvis was nominated.
Come on, Ish.
Come on.
Ish is happy about that.
I like that movie.
I like Elvis.
Ish likes it too.
We all liked it.
Listen, fuck what you think about Elvis.
The movie was excellent.
Fuck what you think about Elvis when you go see Elvis.
I just want to be clear.
It's a little complicated.
Elvis was a fucking culture vulture.
Let's give Carmelone a movie while we're at it. I just want to be clear. It's a little complicated. Elvis was a fucking culture vulture, you know. Oh, Lord.
Let's give Carmel O the movie while we at it.
But the actor Austin Butler, he is favored to win Best Actor because he was phenomenal.
Is he related to Jared Butler?
He is not.
Okay.
He is not related to Jared Butler.
Yeah.
I'm just shut up.
Best Supporting Part Of Joe Budden Yeah
That's what you're doing now
You're supporting
Shut up man
Stop doing it
Stop
Let her get her shit off
I'm gonna got you
I appreciate you
Thank you so much
Hey
Rihanna's nominated
Hello for best song
Go ASAP
Yeah
There we go
That shit
No ma
That's a win
What
What
We're gonna see
Rihanna and A$AP
at the Oscars
this year
I did
yeah
good
I'm looking forward
to that
so yeah
that's pretty much
what is that movie
everything
what is that
everything
everywhere
all at once
basically
it's this woman
she's
just kind of
meets herself
in other dimensions.
Parallel universe type shit.
Yeah.
Yo, so what's up with Coachella?
Everybody's on.
I heard that was a good movie though.
It really was good.
It was a good movie.
It's not super sci-fi.
Like, it's just,
no.
Not really.
It's not way out there like that.
It's basically all your different,
like this woman living different versions of her life
in different dimensions.
So she gets to see what she would have been
in different dimensions.
And her husband and I think her daughter
show up in every single life just as something different.
Okay.
Really pretty, yeah.
Profound.
It was good.
You know.
I want to go watch it.
Yes, if I can make another suggestion,
this is not a nominated movie,
but you guys just have to see it. And especially if you love Idris Elba, watch it. It's called 3,000 to go watch it. Yes. If I can make another suggestion, this is not a nominated movie, but you guys just have to see it.
And especially if you love Idris Elba,
watch it.
It's called 3,000 Years of Longing.
Okay.
The genie one that you told me.
Yes.
Any movies coming out this summer
you think we should look out for?
Or next year.
Ant-Man.
17.
You good?
You finished?
You sure?
Mario.
All right.
There we go.
I'm okay.
I'm okay now. I'm with you, Flip.? Mario? All right. There we go. I'm okay. I'm okay now.
I'm with you, Flip.
Thank you.
All right.
I see something that says,
Planned Parenthood treats the meat.
Yes.
I also saw something about that floating around online.
It was a spoof commercial.
Treats the meat.
To let people know that men,
men can go to Planned Parenthood.
Arby's?
What?
What's up with you, man? I've never even been to Arby's. Can you go to the plant? Arby's? Oh, my God. What's up with you, man?
I've never even been to Arby's.
Me neither, but you know, Arby's got the,
we got the meat commercial pause.
Hey, yo, come on.
I said pause, bro.
I said you're meant to roll a duck.
I watch TV, man.
I got you.
Just had a little clip to be looking into your surgery, right?
I've always found it really interesting
that they got Bing Rames to be the spokesperson for Arby's,
and he says at the end of it, in the most masculine way, we've got the meat.
No?
No.
No one else wondered?
And it's Arby's, not ARMYs.
It's Arby's, not ARMYs.
You okay to add a word?
I said Arby's.
Fuck off.
No, sis.
Anyways, whatever.
So Planned Parenthood treats the meat.
Treats the meat.
Most people have this assumption that Planned Parenthood treats the meat Most people have this assumption
That Plant Parenthood is just where
Everybody goes to get an abortion
Because they don't know how to use birth control properly
But 30% of their clientele are men
And they go there for the treatment of like
STDs or regular checkups
Or vasectomies
Snip, snip, snip
You can get snipped at Plant Parenthood
You can get snipped at Plant P Parenthood? You can get snipped
at Planned Parenthood.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
Ever.
I'm sorry.
At all.
I damn it,
don't get my car
done for me
when I was into that.
Oh my God.
You guys are so shady.
Planned Parenthood,
I get so upset
whenever I see
that people are like
boycotting it
or protesting
and stuff like that.
A lot of people
need Planned Parenthood.
People who are indigent, homeless, low income, trans,
they need services that are provided by Planned Parenthood
because they can't go anywhere else.
Okay, true.
That's on the gang.
That's true.
I'm with her on that.
That's a round of applause for that.
I think that they need to lead with the Treat the Meat campaign, actually.
I think that would do very well.
As a matter of fact, I would like to produce that for them.
I don't know how far you'll go in marketing.
I don't know how far you'll go in marketing.
Treat the Meat?
Why not?
Give them ribs.
There we go.
Right there.
Your anger issue, your anger with men issues off on us during that whole
menstrual test yeah you did listen no no no one to five in like two seconds here's the thing
is because it wouldn't stop it because that's what real life is like for us that's number one
number two i was totally not mad at you guys i just had to represent for all us females why you
ain't put it on and give us the mic?
Because I went through,
I don't know,
30 something years of that.
How about that?
How about them apples?
You don't get them no more?
Huh?
I do,
but the cramps are...
Whoa, that's invasive, man.
What's wrong with you, man?
You okay, man?
I got you.
Don't do that.
How she worded it.
I wasn't trying to be funny.
Yeah, no.
My cramps have like, you know, they've kind of subsided. And Mel? I got you. Don't do that. Because of how she worded it. I wasn't trying to be funny. Yeah, no. My cramps have, like, you know, they've kind of subsided.
And Mel, I got you.
She don't fuck with you after the party.
Y'all notice that?
She don't fuck with none of us after the party.
I realize that.
She go home, get in her little yoga bag, mind her business, do her thing.
Hey, Flip, she follow you back yet?
Nah, she ain't follow me back.
I didn't follow up.
Yeah, she don't follow up.
Are y'all having a standoff? Oh. back. I didn't follow up. Yeah, she don't follow up. Are y'all having a standoff?
Oh.
Yeah, I didn't follow up.
One of those.
You waiting, too.
You keep checking the little.
Keep checking the little thing.
Refresh.
She don't get with you.
I'm good.
Wait right there.
Beyonce performed in Dubai.
I don't know about that.
Get that money.
$25 million, $24 million, something like that. Get that money $25 million $24 million Something like that
Get that money
Performed in Dubai
For the opening
Of one of those
Huge glitzy
Ritzy
Hotels
I don't remember
Resorts
$24 million
For a performance
Nice
She performed all day
Probably not
30 minutes
No she didn't
For 24 mil
You would have been out there
Like a job
Pack a lunch and everything.
Not if you're Beyonce.
Yeah, you're right.
Can't be mad at that.
Listen now.
Listen, listen.
Drake just performed at the Apollo.
Nobody really knows why.
Nobody knows who paid him, how he got paid.
Call it pocket watching.
But I do think it's important.
Beyonce performed for 24 million dollars
in dubai cardi when they tried to go it go it get it cardi b for performing as something that
looked like a small intimate backyard party she quickly corrected fans it was like uh this is a
wedding party they paid me these hedge fund people paid me a million dollars for 10 minutes like
there's really nothing y'all could say to me. My point is, we saw what happened with Taylor Swift.
My point is, performances, live performances, they're about to be valued differently.
They're changing that shit right before our eyes.
That's going to be the stunt.
That's the stunt.
Yeah.
That's going to be a luxury ticket, a premium purchase item.
You heard what Corey said when he tried to go out and get tickets to watch the fight in D.C. with all his drug dealer friends.
They sold him some fake tickets, sent him right to the door with some fake tickets.
You lying.
Trying to buy off the scalper.
Yeah, they got his ass.
They got him.
I'm just saying live shows, live streaming, live shows, streaming, period.
I think they're readjusting
certain things
in front of our face right now.
It's just something to look out for.
You might not be wrong.
Yeah, you...
When the last time y'all seen
the lower tier acts
tour consistently?
On the festivals.
Outside of festivals.
No, I'm just saying,
that's what they've been...
That's what they've kind of
been reduced to.
Not reduced,
I don't want to sound the wrong way,
but y'all got to hit this.
It is reduced,
because it's not yours.
It's a hard ticket,
but it's 100,000 people there for the festival.
It's not you.
Yeah.
That would be worrisome to me moving forward.
I mean,
it's hard to,
being that the last year and a half,
two years,
we kind of got fucked up by the pandemic.
Oh, pandemic, my ass.
It's much deeper than the pandemic.
But it should be sonically, just the sonic sounds that are in ain't indicative of, hey, go perform at a live show.
And I would think the pandemic would do just the opposite anyway.
I think the pandemic will open the door for all of the acts to be outside,
not just the majors.
But I'm saying it feels like
we haven't seen smaller acts touring
because smaller acts were not in a place to tour
because it was a pain in the ass to do anything
because you had to do...
I don't think there's anywhere today
for the smaller acts to tour.
I mean, that's another conversation too.
A lot of places are shutting down
or shut down because of the pandemic.
Not even that.
The big places are run by Live Nation.
Live Nation owns venues now.
They own everything. I think smaller acts
or older acts, they kind of take their
they go across the pond.
They go to Europe. They go to Asia.
That's where they're getting
some of their money. That's facts.
From touring. Maybe out of
desperation.
It wasn't called desperation.
My market is there. I can get paid
there.
Yeah, but y'all not even the first
over there, right? Like Corey just said that
India beat out China
for population now,
right? I remember five, six
years ago the company was telling me, hey, we're going
out. Our focus is
not America. It ain't America.
Our focus is Africa America it ain't America our focus is
Africa
Africa
India
just other places
India is a lot of people's
primary focus
mm-hmm
just something to keep
an eye out on
that's all
yeah
it's definitely interesting
especially with
especially
with
some more
shit that I don't
really know about
the Taylor Swift Ticketmaster debacle that I don't really know about. The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster
debacle that I think is
big business being done on that side.
Oh yeah, no question. That's huge business because
that's all the same.
But it ain't big business for
respectfully the Joey Badasses
and the Benny the Butchers.
It's reserved big business.
No, it's big business for the upper.
Like bundles. Remember bundles?
Everybody couldn't sell a bundle.
But I will say that I've had trouble
getting tickets
the same way for smaller acts as I have
for major acts with the same shit that's happening
with, like I tried to get tickets for Bad Bunny, right?
Everyone, I've talked about that here.
Big problem. Tried to get tickets for Jid
and I forgot who he was doing it with.
Someone else I want to see.
It was the same shit.
You had to go to a reseller.
It was marked up 3X.
It was the same shit for a smaller show.
While we're on shows, I'm telling y'all now,
the second that Usher pops up in Vegas in March,
I'm going.
Why everybody can't call their significant other
or a friend, Melissa,
and come out to Vegas.
Come out to, yeah, your core you can go with Melissa
you look like her security which is in March
I think he starts back up
in March fact check that for yourselves but
when us your pops up in Vegas
pick when you pick the day send
it to the group chat
I definitely go wait I'm not in the group
for real like oh well you don't even follow
people so I mean that is true
okay team building why you don't even follow people, so. I mean, that is true. Okay.
It's team building.
Why you ain't got Melissa in the group chat, yo?
Dead ass.
Apparently.
This ain't in there either.
I ain't in there either.
Well, you know what?
You're not in there.
Mel, you can come.
Yeah, you can come in the group chat, Mel.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, you can come.
Watch, watch.
Now it's going to pop up.
Now it's going to pop up.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
He's going to find our phone now. My man got me in the group chat. He's going to find our phone now.
My man got me in the group chat already.
You're going to keep...
No, we're not talking about that.
That's on Instagram.
We don't care about that.
You're so slow.
We're talking about the group chat.
Why ain't no chat you was talking about, you asshole?
I mean, you know...
He just made that.
Exactly, because they left me out the big one.
So I made my own.
He's the only one talking in there.
Oh, shit. Watch your mouth. You my man, yo. Watch your mouth. You my man. You my own. He's the only one talking in there. Oh, shit.
Watch your mouth.
You my man, yo.
Watch your mouth.
You my man.
I'm mad I ain't seen you since you got that advance, too.
I'm a little mad about that.
Don't switch up.
It's too soon to switch up.
Too soon.
You got to give it at least five years.
Five?
Yes.
Five months.
Look at these niggas planning to switch up.
Five years?
If you never plan to switch up. Five years? We got them.
If you never plan to switch up, then the time ain't really.
You know what I mean?
Time not real anyway.
It could be five years.
Oh, God.
Anyway.
All right.
What else is important or unimportant?
Let's see here.
George Santos.
Dressing in drag.
Scamming his way to the top.
And my favorite part of it all,
he explained it.
Yeah.
Where's my wire thing?
No, no.
Can somebody tell me who that is?
George Santos?
Yeah.
New York Congressman.
Oh, okay.
That's been under fire
for the last couple months
because he keep getting caught
in lies and shit.
Yeah, he lied about
everything.
All types of shit.
Also, he's a politician.
Yeah, exactly.
Lies way to the top. No, but he's lied about a lot. He lied about all types of shit. Also, he's a politician. Yeah, exactly. He lies way to the top.
No, but he's lied about a lot of stuff.
He's lied about his education.
He's lied about certain accolades.
He's lied about a lot of stuff.
He will.
No.
So, a politician, yeah.
Well, and apparently he's pretty hard on that community.
The LGBT community.
With his beliefs.
But they have him in drag.
Okay.
They have him dressed head to toe in drag somewhere shaking a tail feather.
So they caught him at an airport, asked him about it, and I saved it just for you guys.
Were you ever dragged in Brazil?
I was not a drag queen in Brazil.
I was young and I had fun at a festival.
Hey, hey.
He was not dressed in drag in Brazil.
He was young, having fun at a festival while being dressed in drag.
In Brazil.
They said he was doing it for years.
He's been doing that for years.
Could have been Pase have been it don't matter
yeah
yeah that's
that's why they changed
the bathrooms and shit right
I lost my
don't bring that up please
also while
while we're on this
Aretha Franklin
allegedly
is turning in her grave
because the
LGBTQ plus community, allegedly.
We don't know this. Big allegedly.
We haven't talked to the president.
Who's the president of that?
Yo.
I'm asking. No, man.
Allegedly, they're
mad at her hit
song in 1969, whatever year
it was. 68.
You make me feel like a natural woman oh come on
they say it's divisive come on and they said there's no such thing as a natural
woman man so what is it dividing come on we're not doing that yeah we're not
doing that Martin Luther King died that year Alright we just leave that year alone Let that year be what it is
You make me feel like
I'm natural
I can see why they had a problem
What?
Sing the song
Word on the street it was not serious
Word on the street it wasn't serious
It's not a real official group
It's like a spoof
Wait did the BBL girls have a problem with it too?
Oh, easy.
Yo.
Easy.
Yo, CB, what the fuck?
Easy.
That's a good one, CB.
Where's the sound effects with the gunshots?
I see exactly what y'all on today.
Parked?
I mean, I'm just wondering.
That was a long fucking time.
Ever since the...
You've been on a different plane than him. Nah, you know, ever since they took the Parks cam, he's just been. I'm wondering. Ever since you've been on a different plane.
Nah, you know, ever since they took the parks cam,
he's just been on some other shit.
You don't got no cam no more?
Ever since his wife been giving him rent,
he's just been really showing his ass.
Oh, since the beginning of time.
Yeah, I ain't throwing it up.
I figured him out, by the way.
I got to the bottom of that.
I wasn't going to let that rest.
I figured it out.
I figured it out.
You got him?
Nah, I got him. We got him. We got him. I got him. I got him. If it's good. I figured it out. I figured it out. You got him? No, I got him.
We got him.
I got him.
I got him.
If it's good, I'm back on your side.
If it's good.
If it's not, I'm back on that side.
All right, you ready?
I'm ready.
He going to lie.
I don't even want him to hear me.
He going to lie.
I'll take the earphone out.
I don't want him to hear me.
You ready for it?
This is my only logical explanation.
Park's wife don't know how much money you make.
She does, actually.
I have a lot.
You want coal?
Park, get out of here, Park.
Hey, guess what?
I don't care what he says.
I don't care.
I knew he was going to say that.
Yeah.
Buddy, they've been together their whole life, 10 years or some shit.
Of course they had an arrangement.
Of course they had an arrangement when they first got together.
We staying over here, we make an end meet or whatever.
And if we got that arrangement, guess what?
And they don't spend no money.
Yeah.
He ain't coming in with no outlandish shit that'll make him be like, it's the same Tim,
same jeans, same car.
He ain't fooling me with this fucking I'm every man shit he on.
He ain't tricking me one bit.
Natural man.
Yeah.
I'm a natural man.
I'm a natural man.
Come on, man.
Oh, man.
That's funny.
That's all I got.
You on my side or what?
On your side.
Yeah, I'm on your side.
I'm on your side.
Yeah, Parks. I said this. You know my side or what? On your side. Yeah, I'm on your side. I'm on your side.
Yeah, Parks. I said this.
You know what I mean.
I know you said it.
Parks drops two albums a year.
Lord, no.
Grammy nominee.
I'm talking about your own shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Know how I got him?
We got him.
Know how I got him?
True.
And then we getting off him
because this is my man.
Not too much on Parks.
Easy on him.
No, I know she don't know
what he make.
She cash out with him, right?
Think about it.
Just think about it.
Ah, the $600
limit.
Cash out with no $600
limit? No, before it gets taxed.
Taxable income? Yeah.
You got him, buddy.
Yeah, I got it.
Come on, yo. How long did you come up with that?
We got him. He ain't let that shit go since he's a yo. How long did it take you to come up with that? We got him.
He ain't let that shit go since the 70s.
Hell no.
He made us look like fools.
He didn't let it go.
He made us look like fools.
You crazy?
This guy take this shit to the park.
Y'all ain't going to lie, Parks.
And I knew my girl got me, too.
Parks got a lot of people in trouble, yo.
Stupid ass phone calls on the pod.
She's talking about, yo, you going to pay the rent?
You know what?
You've been here for four years.
You deserve it, yo. I'm doing all about, yo, you gonna pay the rent? You know what? You've been here for four years.
You deserve it.
Yo, I'm doing all right.
Yo, I got you now.
I knew that when I said that,
she looking for a place.
She asked me that while she looking for a place.
Guess what happened
as soon as I said that?
Nice replace?
Oh, man.
Pools in the background.
Pools in the background.
Marble kitchen.
And I'm like,
yo, bitch. Slow down. Pools in the background Marble kitchen And I'm like yo bitch
Slow down
What you need a marble kitchen for
I mean let's think this through
The waterfall island
Let's think this through
How would you set your kisses
Marble ain't good
Marble ain't good
Yeah we gonna stop doing that whole significant other segment of the podcast
It's over for that one significant other segment of the podcast.
It's over for that one.
Nah, yo, speaking of significant others.
What you did, yo.
Nah.
Oh, never.
I want to get y'all thoughts on this.
There's a rapper.
His name is Bandman Kevo.
Ice rappers, y'all.
I love ice. I love ice rappers.
Ice got a wild list of rappers.
His name is Bandman Kevin.
All right, give it to us.
Did you say Bandit Kevin?
Bandman.
Bandman.
So apparently he has his girlfriend or fiance under contract.
And the contract is, yo, if we split up and then you go on to pop because you've been associated with me, I want 50%.
Did he pop yet?
Yo.
I don't know.
No disrespect to him.
He might be popping.
I don't know.
Online, he's.
Okay.
Shout out to him.
Yeah.
I'm not familiar with his music.
But again, it might be a come up.
See, that's my point about him.
I don't know who our people.
Somehow, we're here talking about him. It's not for him. I don't even. He got his girl. It's all a come up. That's my point about who are people. Somehow we're here talking about him.
I don't know.
It's not for him.
I don't know.
I got his girl.
It's all about the topic.
I like this topic.
His girl.
I said that in 05.
What the fuck we talking about?
Nigga, y'all 17 years.
Let me see.
Carry the two.
You should have had a company.
Y'all late as hell.
Yo.
Oh, man.
I watched about seven of them leave me and take off with my name.
Mike was right about Joe's Angels, man.
More than just your name.
Yo, you see.
Sure enough.
You were getting 20% on that one.
Oh, man.
Ice was managing.
Ice was taking your big.
Yo, that's crazy.
We really played.
I don't know what you're talking about, son.
We're talking about when you was managing Shorty.
Yeah.
Yo, friend groups really need to discuss
what the rules should be during breakups with exes.
Wait, he still managed after the breakup?
He's sitting right there.
Ask him.
Ask him. Just for content. I thought you Ask him. Ask him.
Just for content.
I thought you put him on that gig.
I'm asking a question.
Ish.
No, I'm serious.
How long you know me?
Oh, you did.
How long you know me?
He did?
A long time.
Yes, he did.
No, no.
Ish know me a long time.
Oh, I thought it was two.
You just stopped interrupting me.
Ish, you know me a long time.
I know what you're about to say, I think.
Listen to me.
I know what you're about to say. Maybe you don't know this about me
and it's very vulnerable.
Anybody that I'm fly with
and then we not fly no more,
I want them to fail.
I don't want them to do good,
especially not with assistance
from any of my people.
Ice.
This nigga.
So it's not that I want you to do better.
No, that's a myth.
In 2023, I'm not lying.
It's not with me.
No, not only do I want them to fail,
I check every day to make sure that they're still failing.
Why are you pointing at me?
I'm like, all right, he tried to get some momentum right here.
Nah, that ain't working, nigga.
Come on, it's time to just be honest, yo.
And lucky for me, by the grace of God, they are.
They all fail.
They are.
Every last one of them.
I ain't going to hold you.
All of them.
I check every last one.
They all bad.
They all doing bad, yo.
You in your bag right now.
Stop. No, for real. Calm down, doing bad, yo. You in your bag right now. Stop.
They doing, nah, for real.
Calm down, bro.
Nah.
So you in your bag.
Hey, don't never let them tell you that God ain't real.
So stop.
Hey, won't he do it?
Huh?
Won't he do it?
Every time you did it for all them bum ass niggas.
Calm down.
That nigga took the blessing away.
Stop.
They struggling trying to front on YouTube.
I see it, nigga.
Whoa.
What?
They all on YouTube.
Whoa. Everybody. Easy. No. So Ish, nigga. Whoa! What? They all on YouTube. Whoa!
Everybody.
Easy!
No!
So, Ish,
that's what I want to tell you about me.
Nah, don't put it all on me.
Y'all be wanting to see niggas do good
after they beef with y'all?
No.
No.
Thank you!
Mind me some honest.
No.
Not that shit.
I don't.
Oh, here come contrarian, man.
Oh, here come,
oh, here come Kate Birdian. man. Oh, here come Cape Verdean.
Come on, you got a cape.
You got himself a cape.
We got him.
Here comes the Cape Verdean.
I really don't care how they do, though.
Here comes the Cape.
I don't care.
I'm going to keep it a buck.
I want them to fail.
I had a couple exes I was checking.
You want them to fail?
Yeah, it depends on the person.
I really don't care.
Niggas too.
So why would I want Ice to start managing my ex?
This was.
No, but I'm asking you.
And you think he came and talked to me about it?
Yo, I see opportunity here.
No.
I thought you put him on that job.
I did too.
We wouldn't even talk.
You don't want to see me winning.
No, you told me the story before.
I didn't put him on no job.
I thought you were up until last year with you, nigga.
That's the only job I ever gave him.
I just hired him.
I'm a joke.
You know what I'm saying?
What?
You did that, bro.
What?
I did that.
I got the backfire from that.
I got the backfire from you, nigga.
No, you did your own shit.
No, then you went,
yeah, anybody be wild.
The niggas get with me and start wild.
You went and did your own shit.
No, but I got the,
look how mad you started it, nigga. I didn't be wild. And niggas get with me and start wildin'. No, but I got to cut the, look how mad you started it.
Nigga, you punch me.
I didn't start nothin'.
Ice calling around the city,
hey, do you have any location for a twerk class?
Nigga, get the fuck out of my face before I fuck you up.
See, you started that, nigga.
I'll punch you in your face.
My shit was light.
I didn't even.
Hey, you got some weird rockin', maybe.
My shit was light.
Send some people in here to do a twerk class.
What's a twerk class?
Well, my man just broke up with his girl.
I see opportunity there.
Nigga, stop telling my business to everybody. Oh, man, yeah. Anyway. Oh, shit. All right, what else important? class well my man just broke up with his girl I see opportunity there
oh man yeah anyway
oh shit
alright what else is important
so do you agree with homeboy having his girl under the 360?
yes conniving hussies
yo listen to these masochists
he should know about 360s right?
yes all of them fucking leeches
leeching dirty.
Whoa.
What?
Stop, nigga.
No, no.
What happened to you today?
Because you shot some big shit today, you feeling yourself?
Stop.
That million dollar shit you talking about, stop, bro.
Pause.
Pause.
Stop.
You shot some big shit.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yo.
Can you just anyway?
You disagree with that?
Yeah, man. We don't care. We don't give a fuck. Of Yo. Yeah. You disagree with that? Yeah, man.
We don't care.
We don't give a fuck. Of course.
Yeah, I ain't.
Yeah, we don't give a fuck about it.
Come on, do your thing, man.
We're not even mad at that.
Fuck out of here.
All right.
We just got on hard for seeing the ex go off and get 82 mil.
She make her name off you and pop up and is now Rihanna somewhere.
You tight, nigga.
Lie.
I can make another Rihanna, nigga.
Do it.
That's how confident I am in myself, nigga.
I know.
I know.
You a full-time dad running around town with your son.
You ain't gonna have time to make another Rihanna.
Are you dumb?
You making skits, content.
If he made one.
Watch that skit talk.
Watch that skit talk.
If he made one.
I ain't playing with none of these niggas.
Hey, before that Buffalo game went off, I followed Stephon Diggs on Instagram
just to make sure none of my old bitches was over there.
Consolidant?
Yeah.
That nigga over there dropping shit.
You be shooting.
Nah, I don't want to see nobody.
Nah, don't leave me and get with Stephon Diggs or his brother.
My girl be sending me niggas that be DMing her.
I check.
I be like, ah, it's good.
Still, he's much.
It's still months.
All right, come on.
What we doing?
What we doing?
What we doing?
Get off me.
Not too much on Joe.
Not too much on Joe.
So in line with the topic, Ben Simmons was engaged.
I know.
And then the Sixers let him go.
All right, fine. I know. And then the Sixers let him go. All right, fine.
I'm here all week.
I got DVDs for sale to your left as you exit.
Some of my best bits.
Ben Simmons was engaged.
He gave his shorties allegedly an $800,000 wedding ring.
Something light.
Something.
That ain't light, nigga.
It might look light to him.
But anyway,
they broke up. He's now had
his attorney send Shorty
real legal papers to get
the ring back. Where do we stand?
I agree with him.
Run my shit. I hope she
keeps it. Of course
you do. Give my ring back. Who broke up with
who? I don't know. I don't care. Of course you do. Give my ring back. I hope she keeps it. Who broke up with who? I don't know.
I don't care.
Nah,
it matters.
Does it,
CP?
It doesn't matter.
I'm going to say
it was the guy
that has shown
nothing but commitment issues
since we've known him.
I'm going to go out
on a limb here
and say
it's the guy
that keeps having
problems with contracts.
Wait,
they say that about me.
Oh,
it rings.
That's funny. Fuck you, wait they say that about me oh it rings it was right there i'm sorry i hope she don't give it back but but not because uh i agree with y'all ideology it's him it's him you don't want him him. You don't want him to get it. My problem, I don't want him to get the ring back from her.
She's a sweetheart.
Love her.
This nigga, I don't like that he left the Sixers and then tried to get that money back from them.
That's really what's driving my gears.
He left them and sued them to try to get some contract money back.
Talking about some mental health shit after, dog, you know what you did.
Stop it.
So for me, this is a pattern of you making a deal with somebody
and then calling some niggas to try to get some money back in finagle.
Normally, I'm with the guy.
Get your ring back.
That's why I'm never leaving New Jersey.
The ring is coming back.
If you're in New Jersey, that ring was given to you.
Yeah, that's a fact.
I did not know this.
I didn't know that either.
I didn't know it either until I got an engagement ring.
Until you needed to know it.
And a breakup happened
without us getting clear
how the ring was coming back.
But the lawyers in New Jersey,
an engagement ring is given
under the pretense
that you're getting married.
If you do not get married.
It's not a gift.
It's not a gift.
And that,
I believe that.
I wonder how that falls
in other states and places.
He said what?
I wonder how that falls
in other states.
I think it's a gift.
Like,
that's what I heard.
I didn't know that
that was in New Jersey.
I can't speak for anyone
outside of New Jersey.
That wasn't a gift.
But in Ben Simmons' case,
I hope he don't get
that ring back.
I do.
I disagree with that,
by the way.
That whole,
it's a gift thing.
Yeah, it's not a gift. Because I'm, not even that. Like, it's given during ring back. I do. I disagree with that, by the way. That whole it's a gift thing. Yeah, it's not a gift.
Because I'm...
Not even that.
Like, it's given during a proposal.
I'm asking, will you marry me?
You're saying yes.
You're committing to something right there.
That's what the ring is for.
I'm not saying a gift.
At the end of the day, I just buy you a car.
100% not a gift.
Yeah, it's not a gift.
When you break up, what are you going to do with it after?
Whatever I want to do with it.
They're not you.
I'm talking about the woman.
For the first time, I got a Rolex.
What's she going to do with it after?
The second time.
What's your man?
Bust it down, nigga.
Exactly.
So I'm not letting
you keep that.
So now we can spin it.
So now what happens
if y'all get married?
Just stay here.
You get married
and then y'all get a divorce.
It's the same pretense.
You want the ring back still?
No.
No.
Because I'm going to tell you why.
Why I don't.
The ring was for us to get married.
We got married.
You fulfilled that.
Yeah.
In a divorce, I'm not asking for a ring back.
Yeah, that's totally different.
I got other much bigger things that I'm asking for back.
The ring mod, that's so we could be
amicable but no I really hope I really hope I never go through a divorce yeah I
guess you have to go through a marriage before you say are you planning on
getting married you've been divorced plant what you've been divorced I've
been divorced from who that's how That's how I view it.
Like, I don't necessarily look at these marriages
the same way just in the state's eyes.
Fam, I think if you've been in a long-term,
really committed relationship,
and you break up with your chick,
it's...
That's not the same.
No.
That's not the same at all.
You've been in a divorce.
I think it...
I thought you were going somewhere else with it.
Yeah, business-wise.
You've been in a business contract with somebody,
and we have to now, we're at a disagreement
and we got to dissolve this contract,
that's the divorce.
So you look at that more of a divorce
in a business aspect than an emotional,
totally involved, life intertwined.
Yes, because that's one-sided.
That's one-sided.
What is?
When you just have a very good long-term relationship
with somebody.
What's the one side?
The one side is the love and emotion.
No. A little bit of economics, but one side is the love and emotion. No.
A little bit of economics, but it's not the same at all.
Yes, it is true.
I guess it's a case.
That's not true because when I broke up with my ex,
we owned over millions of dollars worth of property.
We were definitely tied.
You were both in business.
I'm just saying, I guess it's a case-by-case basis
because in my opinion, your lives are so intertwined
that it's harder to separate than
just a business that's you know i'm saying like well yeah but you're you're jaded because you're
talking about a situation where it was both business and love if it's just strictly a loving
relationship you know we're a couple no business aside from maybe someone cash apps you some rent
or whatever that's a different conversation.
You can break that off and there's no
shit. Yeah, I think
we're sleeping on
how tumultuous a divorce
can be when you're involved
in that type of relationship and marriage that you're talking about.
All the people that I've seen go through it.
At the top of the pod, I was talking about
that pre-summer breakup
and I was joking but i was
serious i'm seeing some relationships go through some things where you just know you're not going
to make it to the summer and in a divorce everybody i've seen that had to go through a
divorce that should change their entire life mindset their thinking their soul internally
the keynote came came in seven here
and talked to us about it did my neighbor dude did I bumped into on the
scooter came and told us about I bumped in a neighbor on a scooter mm-hmm he was
like yeah I was married for 30 years nothing happened everything was great
but one day my wife woke up and said I don't want to be married and that's what
I was getting ready to say like you, you mentioned in the love and shit change. For quite a few people, once it gets to the divorce part,
that love, all of that feeling, emotion shit
kind of died off a little bit.
I think that's one-sided.
So it's now we just at the business side.
What are we busting down this contract,
which is that marriage?
Now let's bust this down.
So if that's a two-sided thing,
where we both are not in love anymore,
the business piece is easy.
I think that
the business part
is hard
when the emotion
is still there,
when the bitterness is there.
Now we fighting over,
we scratching and clawing
and being petty over assets.
I think if you don't love,
if the man don't love the woman,
the woman don't love
the man no more,
I think the business...
No.
No.
It wouldn't be easy. No. One party gonna think they deserve more than the other. I don't love the man no more. I think the business... No. No.
One party going to think they deserve more than the other.
I want to lose. It's a little complicated.
That's emotion.
No, I'm not out of love for you.
That could just be two people that had a partnership and started a business together.
Exactly.
It ain't got nothing to do with love.
Sure.
But now we busting this down because we got a difference in ideology.
We see it so often.
I made you, you made me.
Who made me?
No, I'm not letting you get all of this.
I put more into this.
Exactly.
So I want this.
Exactly.
There's always going to be a disagreement as to who nurtured the business in its infancy,
what role each person played.
And that's a matter of personal perception that you'll constantly
be at war over
but 30 years
that poor guy
divorce
blindsided
yeah
yeah
that's my man
I gotta check on him
yeah you do
but yeah divorce
never sounds like
I maybe hear
one or two stories
out of 200
where it was smooth
word
that is scary to me. It is.
Of course.
The breakups. How about you?
I've never been divorced.
Ever married? Never married.
Engaged. How many times?
Twice.
Twice. You get that shit back
or not?
Oh, no.
Melissa Ford.
Okay. Melissa Ford. No, Oh, no. Melissa Ford. Okay.
Melissa Ford.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Mel Ford.
No, no, no.
Mel Ford, come on.
No, no.
America, bud.
Okay, check this out.
So, one time, I found a ring.
So, I knew that he was going to propose to me.
See, that's why y'all need to mind your business.
No, no, no, no.
So, guess what?
I checked out so fast. I packed up all my stuff and left. Damn. Okay, so we got- gonna propose to me see that's why y'all need to mind your business no no no so guess what i i
checked out so fast i packed up all my stuff and and left damn okay so we got issues here yo do you
see this stuff that women can say that we cannot what if a dude did that he would be a scum on your
this particular this particular this particular this situation, I knew what was going to happen.
When I saw that ring, I knew that he was going to make a public display out of the proposal.
And my response to that, because I didn't want that, I didn't want him to feel humiliated,
because at that moment, I knew I will never marry him.
How long were y'all together?
A few years.
This was before the hit song?
That was not
You're not too much a male
This is a vulnerable moment
It was not him
And then
The second
Engagement
I found a tape of him
Having sex with another woman
Why are you always
Looking for something?
I just said that
How come you just
Keep seeming to find things?
You from the Caribbean
You know what they tell you in the Caribbean
Don't look if you don't want to see
Mind your business
Apparently I wanted to find out
But is that your thing?
Like looking for shit?
No, I didn't want to go looking for anything
Were you cleaning both times?
He had the tape on the table
No, listen
With a play me button on it
Here's the thing
I walked into the closet
And then when I walked in the closet
I had this overwhelming feeling that-
To get dressed.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
You got an overwhelming feeling that you should get dressed.
No, no.
And go snooping through shit.
I had this overwhelming feeling that there was something that I was supposed to find.
However-
No.
Wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We got her.
We did.
Really?
We got her.
We got her.
We got her.
We got her.
We got her.
We got her.
We got her.
We got her.
We got her.
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We got her. We got her so I looked around the closet because I didn't want to go through everything and I was like alright alright okay let me just
where would I hide if I was a tape
there exactly so I looked up
in the top of the closet and I saw a box
sitting by itself nothing
else was around it and I said that's
it go through me
so I did something else so I
went up I grabbed the box and I made a
deal with myself if I can
guess what's in the box without knowing, I'd never seen this box before.
If I can guess what's in the box and I'm right, then I proceed.
If I'm wrong, I put the box back and I...
So you lied to yourself.
I did not lie to myself.
But if you was wrong, it was going to eat away at you to see what the hell is that then.
Listen, but that's not what happened.
But you're saying that, You're making false promises.
Yeah.
I know.
So I said to myself, I was like this.
So now she's in someone else's closet talking to herself.
Exactly.
About their shit.
About their box that has nothing to do with her.
But got it.
The whole box didn't make a whole lot of sense because it was a coach shoe box.
And it was a size 9.
And his foot was like a size 12.
So I was like, this is just not supposed to be.
Magic Johnson. OK. this is just not supposed to be.
Magic Johnson.
Okay.
This is just a thing.
So I was like,
I said to myself, I was like,
there's going to be a camcorder and tapes in here.
That's what I said to myself.
I opened it up.
There's camcorder and tapes.
I was like,
okay,
I need to see what's on.
I need to see.
So you went and bought a VCR?
No,
it was like the mini camcorder tapes.
But what's wrong with that?
Yeah.
They could have been old.
Everything is wrong with what she just said.
Because you know your person.
And you know what they're capable of.
And he was not an upstanding guy.
And I was in love with a dirt bag.
Yes.
And I was in a super toxic relationship.
I did not know how to extricate myself from it.
Yes.
Were you just looking for a way out?
I was.
I loved him so much
but I was. Yes or no? No, you didn't.
Because you didn't.
It sounded like you went in there.
You disrespected his space.
Invaded his pride.
You didn't communicate with him.
You weren't expressive.
You didn't allow him the space to be vulnerable.
Allow him the space to trust you and was the tape old was it old that thing about the
now she triggering me the audacity of women when you take them to your house trust them
to leave them in your house and then they go through everything in your house and still be
arrogant enough to come to you
and tell you the problem they have.
That's crazy.
Do you know how crazy that sounds?
It does.
Yes, we do.
That sounds insane.
No, we don't.
Okay, you found me out and all my bad behavior,
but that's bad on you because you shouldn't have looked.
Yes.
No.
You're not supposed to look.
Mind your business.
You're not supposed to do it. Let me ask you a question. Wait, hold on. I'm not saying that you shouldn't have looked yes yeah no you're not supposed to mind you're not supposed to do it
let me ask you a question wait hold on i'm not saying that you shouldn't have looked
y'all are women all of y'all look i'm saying somebody is trusting you in their home alone
around their most valued possessions their most personal private things their medicine cabinet
their medical history their whole life is in their house and you're going who the fuck are you to go through that shit i'm his fiance you gotta understand we're in a committed relate or so i thought
exactly so we're in this long-term relationship he's in my house i'm in his house we have the
keys to each other's houses absolutely he used to think i was screwing everybody he had a problem that's why he did it
huh oh my god you're gonna justify it i think the tape was old yeah it could have been old footage
the tape had a date on it i knew yesterday when it happened wait so you willing to leave your
fiance because he taped himself fucking another girl yeah Yeah? That love wasn't that deep.
All right.
Are you guys staying?
If you find the tape of your fiance
screwing somebody else in the bed
that you share with them
and you are clearly together,
are y'all staying?
Well, my girl wouldn't tape that
because I'm not pussy.
Like, that's you that he felt
he could walk all over like a doormat like once you
start taping it it's a little disrespectful I mean to answer your question I'm not I'm not leaving my
girl or my partner or somebody I might think I have to spend the rest of my life with because
you fell to temptation in a moment no I'm not doing it that's y'all to do that no this wasn't
a marriage we were not married so I was just like y'all that do that. No, this wasn't a marriage. We were not married.
So I was just like.
But y'all were engaged to be.
No, I know.
But this was a snapshot into what my life was going to look like.
And I was like, if he thinks he can do stuff like this to me,
I don't even want to see what it will look like later on in the future
when I have his children.
It just looked like.
Did he check every other box for you?
Absolutely.
Well, the answer is no.
No, he did not.
That's why I got it.
No, he did not.
So you didn't just leave him
because he fucked another girl.
You left him because
he fucked another girl
and he didn't check enough boxes
for you to work through that.
No, it was more like
this was super duper toxic
and I knew that this relationship
might actually kill me.
She was looking for a way out.
Yeah, because you don't like
toxic guys at all, right?
Because you don't like
toxic guys at all.
So that would be a red flag, right?
Alkaline water only
I've definitely dated
my share of toxic
I'm too triggered
to continue to
the pod
someone of y'all
take it away
I'm disgusted
wow
I agree
that's so stupid
very disappointed
man very disappointed
how are you disappointed
in me for breaking up
with somebody
treatment better
could have just
broke up with him treatment better I did break up with him no with somebody? Treatment better. Could have just broke up with him.
Treatment better.
I did break up with him.
No, no, no.
I'm telling you, you could have just broke up with him.
You went in looking for a reason to break up with him.
You wanted to out.
This?
I felt something in the closet.
Who would have been calling me?
And I spotted a box all the way up top in the corner.
In the corner by itself.
And the box said to me, reach up here, Melissa. There's something you need to see here. top in the corner. In the corner by itself. Size 9. And the box said to me. OK, Yoda.
Reach up here, Melissa.
There's something you need to see here.
No, don't reach.
Go get the stool.
Yeah, because you can't reach.
It's called.
Wow.
Really?
We're just going to pile right on, Melly Mel.
That's what we're going to do.
Short jokes.
OK.
Hey, that tape made her turn to yoga.
That tape made her turn her whole life around.
OK, listen.
Yeah, she started doing fucking hot yoga, sweat yoga, cold yoga.
Women's intuition led me to the box.
You know what I don't like about women's intuition?
What? Why y'all don't ever talk about how many times y'all be wrong?
I'm not right 100% of the time.
If you was intuitive and you started looking around this house and ain't find shit.
You'd have kept looking.
You'd have kept looking. That's what you would have done. If you were that intuitive, you'd have kept looking. You'd have kept looking.
If you were that intuitive, you'd have caught me on my way to fuck the girl.
Why you need the evidence?
Here's the kicker.
I took one look at the girl.
I'd never seen her before in my life
and I knew exactly who she was.
Women's tuition.
At the time.
You had a little doll in the store.
At the time
when all of this was happening
you know when the tape
you know happened
because it was dated
there was a girl
who kept calling
and he kept lying about her.
Oh she's just a friend.
Oh she's harassing me.
Oh I can't get her away from me.
And you know
she's just like a little sister.
So he was sparing your feelings.
So he tried all the lines
that should work
if you're not with a psycho chick that don't trust her man.
Meanwhile.
Because these lines should work.
Yeah, it did work for a year because I had no proof.
The tape was my proof that he had been lying to me the whole time.
You guys are funny.
I'm done.
That's hate, man.
I'm cool.
And you owe him an apology.
How did the girl look?
Dusty.
Hey.
You know what that means, right?
Hey.
She was fine.
Dusty.
Dusty, right?
She was bad.
She was good.
She was that dust.
Bye, Iver.
She was pixie dust.
She was a hater.
She's a hater.
Yo, you know how bad of a fiance or significant other women have to be to make us go fuck that ugly girl?
Wait, hold on one second here.
You should be...
Oh, you want to know who he cheated on me with?
Oh, Spill the Tea.
Oh, we are.
I hate it.
Hey, Harrison.
Zoom in.
Oh, man.
Well, I wasn't, but I mean, if you insist.
You want to share? Your ex. Oh. Oh! Zoom in. Well, it wasn't, but I mean, if you insist.
You want to share?
Who's your ex?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh the tape. Oh. Yo, why you buy me, my nigga?
Why you own me?
You're okay, son.
Why?
Yo.
Yo, heart drop.
Yo.
What?
Come on, your jeans ain't even made
for all that moving around.
No.
Your jeans ain't even built for all that shit you doing.
Watch him.
Wait, your ex cheated on you with my ex?
Uh-huh.
When they're together?
Y'all Eskimo.
Wait, you're saying my ex was dusty?
Y'all Eskimo siblings?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Step one?
Yeah.
And you weren't with her at the time.
You hadn't gotten with her yet.
Tell me in my ear.
Oh, damn.
You mad loud first of all.
I heard that.
I got headphones on.
That nigga in New York heard that.
Parks.
Parks.
She should have put all that voodoo on that nigga
and that nigga.
That bitch ruined my whole life.
Oh, it was too early.
Lightweight When I was not even dating her
I almost wanted to call you
And be like
What?
Stop hating
I'm not hating
Hate
Hate
She could've saved my life
See
She could've saved my life
That's hate
You wouldn't listen nigga
You wouldn't listen
Exactly
He wouldn't know
He wouldn't listen
So it's just like
You're looking And it's just like Well that, I know how that's about to end.
Damn.
That's hate.
That's hate.
She's fine, though.
Let me ask the rest of the room just to see if we can really take this thing out of here.
And then we can move on.
We don't need to trigger anybody.
You four gentlemen.
OK.
Would y'all cheat on Mel with her?
Absolutely.
Wow.
I didn't hear what it was.
Am I cheating days absolutely me too Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Not too much on Mel Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Mmm. It's still beef? Beef? What? She mad still.
No, I'm mad still.
I don't have to be.
I just told you he want to see you on the panel.
Hey, listen, man.
What belt did they both wear?
Never trust some big tits and a smile.
Whatever they said.
Big butt.
God.
Well, whatever they said.
This nigga so stupid.
Yo, what's wrong?
Speaking of tits.
I dare you.
We out of here.
We out of here. Go. I'm a writer. Go dare you. We got it. We got it.
Go.
Right on Joe.
Somebody going to back me up?
Yeah, I got you.
We got you.
All right.
JVP.
It's the network.
All right.
So what happened was
on across socials
they are talking about
trans titties
on Instagram.
What that mean?
What Instagram?
It's a picture sharing site.
Platform where you can convey your photographs.
Little short stories.
Yo, that's funny, yo.
You asking me what transgender tooties mean?
I don't know.
I'm going to go out on a limb.
They've basically said that.
You need to.
Listen, okay?
When we take a break.
Watch yourself. Watch yourself.
Watch yourself.
I'm going to go out on a limb.
I don't know.
But I have a feeling that it's somebody
who has not gone through the full transition.
So it's a trans person
that has gotten the breasts,
but they still haven't turned their P into a V.
Gotcha.
I'm guessing.
That's why Trump was running around.
That's why Trump might not have been so psycho.
Just walk up on him.
Yo!
Yo, man!
We can take a break.
We can take a break.
Yeah, we can take a break.
It's my time.
That's what he said.
It's a quick break. It's a quick break.
It's a quick break.
Big T said run them down.
Oh, man.
Okay, so real talk.
Knowing that if you knew the consequences,
would you still cheat on me with her?
If you knew the consequences where I would leave
and she's crazy.
Well, just so we're clear,
what were the consequences again?
Like, write them out
in black and white for us. I leave
and she's crazy.
Yes. If I know that she's
as crazy as I know
that person to be,
no way in God's green earth
am I going anywhere near that girl.
But if you don't know that and the consequences
This is a fantasy
This is like another universe
We're talking about
You tried to add that in there
The consequence is just
Losing you
Yes
Do not hurt my feelings
You guys
Oh damn, yeah
That sounds a little rough
I'm not trying to hurt
Your feelings
The craziest
Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that
I wouldn't do that
I wouldn't do that
I wouldn't do that
But this is the thing
When you are cheating
You don't know
What the consequences are
Because it's called
Cheating for a reason Do you guys ever think About the consequences are because it's called cheating for a reason.
Do you guys ever think about the consequences of cheating like what you're about to say?
You know why men cheat, right?
Because you guys think you're entitled to do it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You use that whole biological urge shit.
No!
Biological urge?
I've never even said that phrase
Is that true
I can use that
You know why
You know why people steal
No hold on
You know why
Why do men cheat
Go ahead
Because they think
They can get away with it
Yeah
What are you talking about
The cheating is based on
You not finding
Nobody steals
Knowing they gonna get caught
Mel
Mel
The cheating
The cheating is based
On you not finding out
Yeah
So you saying
Men don't weigh the consequences of cheating.
No, it's just we don't think.
Come on, guys.
It's sensitive for male.
For the most part, you guys leave such a breadcrumb trail when you're cheating.
It's unbelievable.
I don't know how many bum ass Hansels you've dated.
I have dated a couple of bum ass niggas.
No, you dated Hansel.
I don't know who the fuck you dated.
I don't know about no breadcrumbs.
I know what you're doing.
I leave a trail.
I lead you right to the girl's address,
her friend group, her socials.
But in my 20s, I was a hard catch.
In my 20s, it was tougher to catch me.
As I aged, it was like, oh, shit.
I'm out the game.
My memory is bad.
Forgot the lies.
Cool. It's been a while
It's been a minute
But I was good
I ain't lying
Homeboy had some nice options
Homeboy
I don't know who dude is
But
Mel and Nat
He
He went from
Plickety-plack
To plickety-plickety-plack
Yo
Excuse me
No no no You never get that follow In which order You never get that follow You never get that follow The flickety black, the flickety flickety black. Excuse me?
No, no, no, man.
In which order?
You never get that follow.
He gave her three pricklies.
You fire, man.
Do I need to flex right now?
No.
Oh, no.
Yes, yes.
Man, what, what, what? Hold up.
Hold up.
They might be sleeping.
Nah.
I'm sleeping.
Todd and all PM is on me right now.
I need to,
you need to flex.
Boy,
boy bye.
You ain't never getting that follow back.
Anyway,
we was outside taking pictures.
And,
the pictures just went a little differently today.
Everybody is not allowed to take,
well,
I mean, I say allowed, because we meant. But everybody is just choosing went a little differently today. Everybody is not allowed to take, well not
I mean I say allowed because we meant, everybody is just choosing, some of us
are choosing to pose differently in the pictures. Like Ish keep getting a bad
rap, like all the fans keep saying why Ish keeps standing next to Mel during the
pictures, but it don't be Ish. But I know how that is trying to explain that at home.
So Ish went outside and drew a line in the sand.
Let's me know.
He might have had a couple of talks at home.
Let me know.
His girl got the Patreon.
We got him.
We got him.
50 out of 10.
We got him.
Oh, yeah.
She part of the show.
She sending in questions.
She on YouTube now.
She seeing the thumbnails. Oh, man. He got bomb the show. She's sending in questions. She on YouTube now. She's seeing the thumbnails.
Oh, man.
He got bombarded with all the questions at once.
Poor Ish.
Oh, yo.
Something's wrong with your bro.
You know, I think that we see that the JVP paints the biggest narrative.
Because you're an innocent guy.
It's not you.
You know, she's saying slick shit.
They got it all on Reddit when she pointed at you and said are you going to be
with the one
and all that crazy shit
a lot of Scorpio energy
yeah
and I know how that
can be divisive
in a relationship
if you let it
so I'm glad that you
she even denying shit
she know what she be doing
yeah yeah yeah
listen you know
one mic at a time
that's true
oh shit
nah she let her nuts hang
go ahead
nah she getting her shit off
I ain't gonna to hold you.
You know, I know it's six mics and everything, but you know.
Oh!
Open the laptop.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe, open the laptop.
Hold that.
What the fuck?
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
My son, Mel, here.
Hold up.
Fuck out of here.
Big Mel.
I can see how you are when you get mad.
You's a different breed.
I'm a Scorpio.
No, they vindictive.
Different level.
I am the sweetest, nicest person.
You want me in your corner.
I ride or die for you.
Not in your closet, though.
Don't piss me off.
Ladies and gentlemen, it your big male right here
On the one and twos
Yeah
And four
You know where I'm taking it
You see her
Taking it right there
Let's go
She said she was a model
For a year and a half
And then she took a pen
And her hair dropped down to a calf Oh She was a model for a year and a half. And then she took a pen out and her hair dropped down to a calf.
Oh, she was in the video.
I forgot.
I forgot.
She was in that video.
Big mouth.
Come on, big mouth.
Sorry.
It's cool.
You quick on your feet.
Come on, man.
Quick on your feet.
Oh, man.
Anyway, so I'm.
You can't take the picture anymore.
Did anybody else get a call after everybody called that girl?
All I'm saying is this
Let me say this real quick
See y'all let Melissa
Do that Scorpio shit
I don't let it affect my shit
Y'all don't see I mention
My girl every 30 minutes now
Smart man
Every 30 minutes
Bars can't be the only one
Out there
I'm getting out of that bitch
I'm getting out of that
I realize on the
I'm family man
I realize on the JVP
You cannot cheat
The wide range
That you know
The podcast
Go to people that watch
You can't cheat on this shit
Why what you mean
My wife told me
She heard the phone call
Before I even introduced her
To the phone call
Now I gotta check her
Patreon and shit
I'm like
What the
So yeah
You gotta get to let her
Know what was happening
I don't like that shit
It's just supposed to be
A comfortable environment
I'm supposed to be talking about
Women with my man
It's not
Hey Flip This is not a safe space And environment. I'm supposed to be talking about women with my man. It's not dinner.
Hey, Flip.
Hey, Flip.
This is not a safe space for us at all.
And then your man jump out the window,
came before the significant other.
You did what?
Hey, yo, bitch.
Nah.
He get all of us in trouble.
Not all of us.
Not everybody.
Not everybody.
Reddy like Ice Girl.
I like her too. I put her out there.
Ain't hotter.
You good though, bro?
Who?
I know my girl, trust me,
because she don't even listen no more.
But you ain't trust me?
Oh my God.
Oh, every word.
She catching the ad-libs.
She put it on half speed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Slow it down.
2 BPM. What'd your girl say to you? Nothing?, yeah. Yeah, slow it down. 2 BPM.
What'd your girl say to you?
Nothing?
About what?
Oh, forget it.
About what?
About the pictures that Mel be taking with you.
Nothing.
All right, good.
How about this picture right here?
Nothing.
All right, good thing.
Respect.
All right.
What's wrong with you niggas, man?
Anyway, come on
What else important
What else important
Cause it's gonna get awkward
And we don't want
Nobody getting in trouble
Yeah
That's true
Well
I don't think
Podcast trouble
For me
Is kinda like
Musical chairs
Like
I want somebody
To get in trouble
But not me
Like when the music stops
Whoever's by the chair, take us away.
I held it down for years.
Years going home.
If you hear some of the fights I had about this podcast.
Yeah.
So why do you want that to happen to somebody else, man?
Because it's a-
You've got to go through it.
We're podcasters.
Yeah, I think you do.
I think you do.
If you don't get in trouble with podcasters-
It's fights that you would never predict you would
even get into.
Facts.
Because you're on a pod
and you just said some shit
and the public heard it
or this or that.
I've had one podcast
fight with my girl.
Not even a fight,
just a discussion.
Oh.
A heated discussion.
No.
Didn't even get heated.
Huh?
But you had a fight?
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, we hear ice.
It didn't even get heated.
She was just like,
yo, it kind of seemed like that's a narrative.
It's not even from here.
It's more sort of comments and shit that I either was dealing with her prior to ending the situation with my baby mom or something like that.
And I'm like, we know that wasn't the case. Oh, so overlappage.
Yeah, I'm like, we know that wasn't the case. Yeah, I'm like, we know that wasn't the case.
Yeah, but clear it up.
Yeah.
Clear it up.
Yo, take this time to clear it up right now, though.
It ain't all the way clear.
I mean, talk.
Pick any camera.
Niggas always try to do it.
Yeah, me and my girl had a talk.
She was mad that I had played butthole.
I started looking at the ground.
Yeah, you know so well what had happened. It was just about, I ain't trying to, I ain't looking at the ground. Yeah,
you know so well what had happened was,
it was just about,
you know,
the narrative that,
all y'all out there
creating the narrative.
I had to put my foot down,
you know what I'm saying?
There was no overlap.
I know.
Look up, nigga.
All right,
on to something more important.
There's an epidemic going on.
Why do you think
so many girls lately
are allergic to latex, man?
Right?
Like,
a lot of them.
What's the law? Be happy when that's the chapter. Yo, what? What do you think? What do you think? girls lately are allergic to latex man right what is law oh no yeah yeah yeah
hey I'm allergic latex oh great we bought? You're stopping Walgreens.
That's CVS.
Where they at?
Man, stop at the Exxon to the right.
Females don't use the female condoms.
I've never seen a girl use it.
You feel like that nigga when you walk into Exxon to buy your condoms.
No one's ever used a female condom.
Exactly.
Nobody use it, right?
No.
Yeah.
It's just different.
For what reason?
Female don't use female condoms.
You know what I'm saying?
The female condom.
You don't remember the female condom? They had them back then. I don't remember the male condoms. You know what I'm saying? The female condom.
You don't remember the female condom?
They had them back then.
I don't remember the male condom.
You don't remember the male condom?
It's so bad.
What are y'all talking about?
Jody's be like, and I know you fucked her raw.
I was like, yup.
We got him.
No, no.
You got me.
No, she got me.
No, you know.
You know I did.
But get to your point.
That's a joke.
That is a joke.
That's a joke.
That's a joke.
That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. No, you know. You know I did. But get to your point.
That's a joke.
That is a joke, by the way.
That's a joke.
Just because your girl don't listen to the ball,
don't mean the fans won't transcribe every word of it.
Oh, yeah.
Easy in the word.
Easy in the word.
All right, come on.
What else is important?
What else is important?
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Oh, wait.
I got an announcement to make. I got an announcement to make.
I got an announcement to make.
Now, this is right in line with what I was saying earlier about people doing you wrong
and you wanting to see them fail.
Right?
Hit profile.
Hit that.
Now, a lot of y'all be thinking y'all be knowing who I'm talking about.
But the truth is, I have hundreds of names on this list that have never been divulged.
Like it's a long list and most of them are failing.
This one here, though, was having some success and I was mad.
So breaking news.
Spotify plans to cut six percent of its employee base and estimates that it will incur up to forty five million in severance related charges.
No story there, as many companies are dealing with layoffs, layoffs, cutbacks, budgeting and all types of shit.
But when we were on our historic run for two years and everybody in the world was telling me I got a big payday coming.
I believed it to be true.
But the lady that I think was in charge of derailing it.
She got brought on in year two.
Her name is Dawn.
And this is not a personal thing.
I don't know her personally.
She don't know me personally.
It's not a personal thing.
The anger comes from,
she came from big screen Hollywood.
So if you bring that ideology
and that thinking into podcast land,
she was not only responsible for the content,
but the ad money too.
It's a big deal.
So everybody that got a $100 million check,
billion dollar check, $90 million check,
she was the one making sure it got done.
And if you didn't get a $100 million check,
like me, she was the one that got it done.
So I read this article just to look for her name.
And sure enough, I scrolled far enough,
and here it is.
Tech companies, including Spotify, added to their headcounts during the pandemic, but were forced to make reductions in response to blah, blah, blah.
We don't care about that.
Amazon, Meta and Microsoft, Microsoft Corp were among the biggest companies to announce staff reductions recently, while Google parent Alphabet said Friday that it will cut about 12,000 jobs, more than 6% of its global workforce.
Spotify said in the fouling that Dawn Ostroff.
Let me add context.
When Ian had worked for like six and seven months getting numbers together and shit,
just shit you needed to like close a big deal.
She came right at the tail end, got us all on the phone.
We all got on the phone.
Ian, me, Dawn Ostroff, and some other big wig at Spotify.
We all getting the call.
She says, hello?
I say, hey.
She said, hey, hello. I say, hey. She said, hey, Joe, how's Los Angeles treating you?
And then I said, well, I live in New Jersey. And then she said, yeah, but how's Los Angeles?
Now, y'all might not know what that means, but if you're responsible for what you're
responsible for at Spotify, and
a nigga been there for two years, going
crazy, you're not supposed to get
on the phone and say,
how's LA? You should know
just a little bit about
the person. But anyway, that call didn't
go well. No call went well after that.
Oh, I'm so glad she's out here.
Spotify said in
the fouling that don ostroff chief content and advertising business officer will leave the
company as part of a broader reorganization i could read through that that's bullshit
she was instrumental in establishing spotify's podcast strategy by greenlighting shows and overseeing its podcast ad sales.
Blah, blah, blah.
Alex whoever, Gustav.
Currently, other people have to take on
more responsibility because she's gone.
Severance charges connected to the layoffs
could reach as much as $45 million.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
We don't care about that.
Spotify made a massive commitment
to podcasting beginning in 2019.
It spent over a billion dollars on acquiring podcast networks, creation software, a hosting service, and the rights to Joe Rogan's show.
Now, I'm looking for the quote.
Where's the big quote?
From what I heard, they didn't even recoup a third of the money that they spent.
And you can't.
Giving money away.
You can't.
They was giving money away like it was growing trees.
Without knowing what to even expect.
Nothing you could do about it. But
I'll find it.
To people that have nothing proven.
Yeah, no podcast.
Oh, you got a name? Here, take a hundred million.
Not showing what you
could do in this space at all.
They ain't try to get my man no spanking,
you know what I mean? Exactly. After proving
what he could do in this space. They did try to get you
some spanking, though.
No, they didn't.
Here we go.
I found the quote I was looking for.
And this is Daniel Eck.
While we have made great progress in improving speed in the last few years, we haven't focused as much on improving efficiency.
Well, what do you know?
They're not coming here and say you can't just throw a nigga to the wayside that has been that efficient see the
model is you just get a big name let me get Kim Kardashian let me rock let me
get Michelle but you can't toss to the wayside the niggas that got you there so
this was very good to read we still spend far too much time sinking on
slightly different strategies which slows us down.
If you understand this sentence. Oh, I threw a party. Let me read it again.
We as a numb niggas still spend far too much time sinking on sinking on slightly different strategies, which slows us down.
Yeah, that made it a few niggas over there
didn't think that they should be going the route
that they went, and now here they are.
Sorry, not personal to Spotify,
but get people in there to know what they're doing.
That's it.
Round of applause for Dawn Ostroff being fired.
She probably got a stupid severance package.
Now, that's what I was about to say
There's only but so much applause you could give
Big money
Big money
Yeah but still
You need those roadblocks removed
So that the next creator
Who deserves a shot
Gets the shot that he's supposed to get
Or do you think that
Just asking
You think that
Sometimes it's a personal thing How people view us and view our culture and
just view our demo like yo I ain't gonna try to pitch them more ads than I might
pitch what a Rogan or Obama or whomever I've seen and spoken to enough of the
companies to know that even if they tell you that that's a myth because they all
are trying to get into
black business black dollar culture related hip-hop related stuff that might
be they just tell now they might I'm below they might not feel good about it
at some point I want to change they might get away from it but it's
definitely something they all it's an entry point for all numbers too yeah and
they might try to downplay it because now they could they could pay you a
certain you know I'm saying like yeah we ain't really focusing on and that was my point reddit tore my ass up when when a million
episodes ago i was like you lost me so you had to go spend 100 million dollars a year to get
rogan of course me and rogan are not on the same plane so they don't understand what that means
but when you deliver the way you deliver for two years at a certain price point, that's the thing, the price point,
then come on, man. Come on, man. Round of applause. I couldn't be more excited. I love
when people fucking fail, even if they get millions on the way out. I told you you was
wrong. I told you that shit y'all was doing was going to fucking fail. And it didn't fail.
Did you ever ask?
It took a little longer than I thought to fail.
No, it didn't.
No, no. I thought if they was going to spend like that,
then we would have seen this at least a year and a half ago,
maybe last year.
Because you could blame COVID.
You got a whole bunch of different excuses.
You know what I'm saying?
So you'll weather the storm until you can't weather it.
No, but that's a bad one.
Because media consumption was up during COVID.
Yeah, but they was just starting out.
You get what I'm saying? You could tell your investors, hey, COVID. Yeah, but they was just starting out. You get what I'm saying?
You could tell your investors, hey, COVID.
Yeah, I guess you could.
That'd be a bad excuse.
That's my techie ISO.
What's up?
We're leaving this.
Don't play contrarian.
What's up?
Why do you always do it?
Come on, get your shit on
because you do the same thing every time.
Let's hear it.
I'm just asking,
did you ever tell the people,
the consumers, how much you felt that you were worth and it. I'm just asking, did you ever tell the people, the consumers,
how much you felt that you were worth and you should have got from them?
Did you ever discuss that?
Or that's something that you'll never discuss?
I won't discuss it. You're worth what you can get in the marketplace.
So you'll never discuss how much you felt they should have paid you?
I'm worth more than what they offered.
And I know that because of the marketplace.
So what, like $50 million?
You tried it.
I just want to know.
Don't try to pocket watch me, nigga.
I just want to know.
Don't try to pocket watch me.
What did you feel you should have got?
I really want to know, Joe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
A hundred million?
I don't know.
You know what you're to settle for.
Look at me adding to it.
No, no.
I already know because we had a conversation.
Toward the end of that,
we felt like that number would come in in higher eights higher
eight figure range hmm not lower not lower eight I'm not taking lower eight
that's not just wordplay for me I'm not taking lower eight mm-hmm I've turned
down lower eight from a lot of people really a lot of people. Really? A lot of people. So you're turning down 20, 30 million? I've turned down 20, 25.
30?
30 million from a lot of people.
Wow.
You that nigga.
You that nigga.
I'm not that nigga.
Oh, Big Dick Joe.
Oh, Big Dick Joe.
Excuse my language.
But it's not Big Dick Joe.
I have faith in y'all.
I just got here.
But thank you.
But that's part of the beauty of it. I need
hope for tomorrow.
At all times. I
can't have my likeness,
my property controlled by
someone today, right?
And in the next three to five years,
everything in the world be different and
the value of it should be different, but I'm still locked in
for five years ago. And that's what happened.
That can't happen for me.
I'm not telling anybody else how to run their business.
But I have too much faith, hope, and belief in myself, my people, and a plan to go with that.
And you'd be setting a bar for everyone else.
Not for nothing.
But even if you did accept it, it just got to be a number that's ridiculous that even if um i did go crazy in the next five years
i still feel confident that you wouldn't yeah yeah you wouldn't regret it you wouldn't regret it you
gotta negotiate for your future happiness and then that's and now that ties it that's what these
artists selling their catalogs and shit for like if you look at it they go buy a justin b but what
he said 200 200 million they might turn like where where tech where Anything where it's going
What they can do
With that catalog
Let's say the next five years
With all the virtual shit
And all of that
They probably can go crazy
With that
But for him
That 200
That's enough
You gonna make
A billion off of it
He can make his own billion
They can make their own billion
Yeah exactly
He might not have
The infrastructure
To make a billion
Where they do
Round of applause
For a nigga
Knowing his worth Yo Round of applause for a nigga knowing his worth.
Yo, round of applause, please.
I'm inspired.
There's two parts to that.
Yo, the numbers up since you came, yo.
Come on, man.
Hey, Flip, there's two parts to knowing your worth.
And this is where I take my hat off, Paul, to you.
Because a lot of people can say they know their worth,
but they'll settle for less than that.
That's true.
Like, when you know your worth and is willing and are willing to stick to it and and because it
take it take something to see a number that you probably never seen before in your life
and say and say nah i'm cool like that's that's because my man said i turned out 30 million
from numerous people like a 30 million but 30 million is not really 30 million if it's over
six years it was over five years, if it's over five years.
That's how they get you.
They just throw a big number in your face
and then you start doing some division
and then taxes come in
and then expenses come in.
Now what you really make?
But what are you pocketing out of the $30?
You said, what, $10? How many years?
I would be last to eat.
Well, I'm last to eat anyway.
I'm last to eat anyway 10? How many years? I would be last to eat. Well, I'm last to eat anyway. Yeah. I'm last to eat anyway.
You're always last to eat.
That's right.
You're right.
Yeah.
But how many years?
You know what I got to worry about with 30 million?
What y'all cost?
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Because that comes into the expense.
That's an expense.
That comes into the expense.
30 million, everybody's going to raise.
That's an expense.
So, unless y'all didn't want one.
Oh, then I'd be out of here
we got em
we got em
I would be coming in
y'all got topics
y'all got something
that's passionate to your soul
you want to speak about
let's talk to
that 85%
that 50%
would turn to 85%
oh my god
but it was just 5 years
and you know it's not a lot of money it was his five years and you know five million a
year turns into two million a year really not even not even too many right
you're right what's taxes take no no way half exactly so now now you factor in
okay so you got your uncle Sam but, but he ain't going to take half.
So $5 million.
No, you're going to take half.
Not yet.
Next year, you're going to take half.
He's going to take half of your net.
So let's say you got a million dollars in salaries.
So now you have four.
You got to rent the spaces.
You got to pay for all the equipment.
You got to pay for everything that comes along with the program.
So let's say you're left with three or two and some change.
Then Uncle Sam take half.
Flip don't understand what you're saying.
No, I understand.
He stopped paying his cameraman when $200 came.
Y'all go through issues with the IRS right now.
$500.
My bad.
That was wrong.
That was wrong.
That was wrong.
That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong.
That was wrong.
They watching.
That's true.
No, they watching.
They all watching.
For real.
They watching.
Nigga, Ian pulled me
to the side.
Nigga, buddy,
we got to fix that.
I got to fall into the mud.
Chill, please.
Oh, man.
All right, let's see.
What else here is important?
Thank you guys for my ISO.
No doubt. Let's see. Oh, and I accept Justin Bieber's see. What else here is important? Thank you guys for my ISO. No doubt.
Let's see.
Oh, and I accept Justin Bieber's apology.
He apologized?
At some point he did, but I still was holding him to the fire.
But I accepted that.
For what?
Oh, for harmonizing?
Yeah.
Nigga said nigga.
All right, man.
All right.
I got to stop being too full of myself.
I asked you that outside when I first came.
Wow, hold on, hold on, hold on, expound.
On what, being too full of myself?
That's all you heard.
That's all, of course that's all.
Of course that's all you heard.
I was listening.
I wanted to see what epiphany.
I just want to, I told you I want to try to mature this year.
I don't even know how to say it.
Don't even come out right.
I want to try to mature.
Mature.
That was just a loophole.
I didn't say I was going to mature.
I said I was going to mature.
I slipped right on out of that.
I just don't want to fight for non-existent
virtues.
Wherever he came from,
whatever walk of life he came from, that's his shit. The walk of life he came from
that's his shit
the walk of life
I come from
views that
a certain way
but I mean
I done toured
and performed
in front of kids
white kids
screaming out
nigga to me
like their hip hop experience
and mine
as a black man
that can create
like it's just
it's different
so I ain't gonna hold him to it
and on my amp show,
like, the nigga got slaps.
Like, it ain't like
he got songs I don't like.
Like, that hurt me.
That hurt me
to lose that catalog
because he was 14
and I was a nigga.
12.
Listen, some of my favorite
white people have said
nigga on the camera.
I ain't gonna lie to you, man.
They have, yo.
That's their shit.
That's their shit. That's their shit.
That's their shit.
Listen, when they alone
in their room
and they stare at the wall
in the back of their mind.
And hear their conscience call.
And then they say it.
Oh, my God.
Nigga.
So, if you make some slaps
and I feel like you apologize.
And you fuck with us.
Then I might look old.
You got some slaps
what
nah
he'll make it right still
but I
it's not right
but listen
he put Martin Luther King
on the intro of his album
okay
he adopted some black
nieces and nephews
he did some shit
I agree
I agree
he worked out with the Crips
yeah yeah yeah
the Crips made him do pushups
he worked out with him
he worked out with him
so until he says it again trading I accept Justin Bieber's apology the Crips made him do Push Up. He worked out with him. Yeah, he worked out with him. So until he says it again.
Training.
I accept Justin Bieber's apology.
The Crip Combine.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Round of applause for Papoose.
Papoose, friend of the show, is now the head of hip hop at TuneCore,
the largest distributor in the music business.
Shout out to Pap. Shout out to TuneCore, too. And shout out to TuneCore. Helping distributor in the music business. Shout out to Pat.
Shout out to TuneCore, too.
And shout out to TuneCore.
Helping independent artists.
We're doing the right thing.
Yes.
Doing the right thing.
That's how you do it.
Listen, a lot of y'all fans, y'all clowned me,
or y'all did clown me for these made-up titles, right?
These made-up titles.
Joe take a job, and he make up a title.
It's funny.
For me, I look at it differently.
When you start hearing titles you never heard before, Joe take a job and he make up a title. It's funny. For me, I look at it differently.
Like when you start hearing titles you never heard before,
like head of hip hop, an action is coming with that.
I don't know what the action is, so I won't speak to it,
and I haven't spoken to Papoose.
But that's an agreement between Papoose and TuneCore to do something and announce something that we've never seen before.
So I'm excited about that.
I can't wait to see what they have coming.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving hip hop lyricist. Fact,'m excited about that. I can't wait to see what they have coming. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving
hip-hop lyricist.
Black love. Shout out to
R.I.M. R.I.M.'s got her battle event
coming up soon. Smoking shit
over there. Just celebrated a one-year anniversary.
Y'all know how I feel about...
Chrome 22. You going?
I am. I'm probably going too. Y'all know how I
feel about R.I.M. Y'all know how I feel about Pap. Friends
of the show. I love y'all. Congratulations'all know how I feel about R.I.M. Y'all know how I feel about Pap. Friends of the show, I love y'all.
Thanks. And congratulations to Pap.
Salute.
Salute to this again.
Absolutely.
What else?
What else?
Trans to the dude.
No.
The dude.
The dude posted a video about his girl finessing him.
All right, who's the dude?
Who's the girl?
And what's the finesse?
Some dude posted a video.
It's kind of old, but it just resurfaced.
A dude posted a video of a girl of old but it just resurfaced a dude posted a video of a girl
they were in a hotel room so he flew the girl from wherever he flew her out to visit him they
have been kicking it online he flew her out to visit he said he spent about five grand and
basically the girl stayed out for the weekend and when it was all said and done she didn't want to
give him any cha-cha he should have knew when he got the room with twin beds, corny nigga, man.
Fuck out of here.
You got a twin bedroom.
He should have knew.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He should have knew.
Hold on now.
That might have been all he had, and we're going to put them together.
Flip, I don't know what two twins make a king, daddy.
You should have knew.
I don't know what the fuck you talking about.
You wilding.
Two twins make a king.
You can tell he was fucking a lot.
He was doing a lot of fucking.
We can tell.
Easy.
Don't act like everybody in here ain't fucked
on the twin. You not. You can't move
the hotel beds together. Stop. Who can't?
What? What hotel you stayed at,
nigga? Not the same one you stayed at.
What hotel you stayed at?
What hotel y'all staying at? Just different ones.
The Holiday Inn? Watch your mouth. I didn't even say nothing.
I don't even know what holiday means. Motel 7?
Who? You can't move a bed.
You can't move them beds. Stop it, man. Unless you put the mattress on the floor't move a bed. You can't move them beds.
Stop it, man.
Unless you put the mattress on the floor.
He's right.
You can't move the beds in the hotel.
Exactly.
You can't move those beds.
They screw those shits into the walls.
Don't take them.
They screw the curtains in the walls.
You can't move the remote.
You can't open a window.
Hold on.
It's screwed.
My nigga, you can't say nothing to me when you just came from a dirty place in the DR.
You can't say nothing to me, nigga.
I'm staying in mansions in DR, nigga.
Double mansions.
You can't talk to me like that.
Watch yourself when you talk to me.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Y'all didn't even peep my new way to deal with it.
You see it?
It's working.
It's working, too.
That's not nice, though.
My bad. I won't't like it. It's working, too. That's not nice, though. Oh, man.
My bad.
I won't do it again.
All right.
So, no, the girl basically came out.
The boy embarrassed her online.
He did.
He did.
But the crazy- How did he embarrass her online?
He started-
Because he started filming it.
Yo, she ain't even give me no body.
She's like, yo, I ain't owe you no pussy.
That's insane.
What do you mean?
You flew me out here.
I don't want to fuck you. I'm not
obligated to fuck you. And you
whack as hell for doing what you're doing.
He put her out the hotel room. She did not
have any money. She's calling her people
like, yo, this corny nigga trying
to kick me out. Yo, could you cash
out?
Yo, what the fuck?
That's not funny.
That's what you do?
Come on, yeah.
What?
You don't need to do that.
You get it on the first shot.
This is sensitive right now.
Mm-mm.
That nigga laughing like that's fucking
the first Prince of Bel-Air.
Dog, let me tell you something.
For all of you females watching,
if a man flies you anywhere out of your state,
if a man takes you out to eat in your state, bring your own fucking bread.
Talk about it, man.
Just in case anything happens, you need to bring your own money.
All right, bro.
West Indian people, we call that vex money.
That's dope.
Hold up.
What'd you say?
What happened?
But every pod moving forward, don't start no sentence with.
Hey, all you females out there watching.
Hey, all you ladies out there watching, I'm going to tell you this.
I ain't know where you was going.
They learned you.
They scared the shit out of me.
They learned you.
I ain't know where you was going.
They learned you.
I freeze.
It's a whole new, look at you.
You a whole new man.
Maturity.
No, that's called talk.
Now he matured.
He matured.
He matured.
He matured now.
All right, Vex Money.
Vex Money. Vex money.
What is Vex money?
Well, it's like a West Indian term that you never, as a woman, you never leave your house
without any money that can get you home.
And that means if you've gone out of state, you better have enough money.
If you got flued out and something like this fuck shit happens, you can get yourself home
and you don't got to be calling a whole bunch of people.
And that's called vex money.
Vex money.
Well, vex means angry, right?
Yeah.
When you're vexed.
Yeah.
Also, somebody get pissed off.
But in her story,
that don't really explain
why it's called vex money.
Well, they're trying to say
just in case anything...
I'm saying...
If you get vexed,
you gotta get home.
You better have some money
in case that nigga get vexed.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
That is what that is.
Or if you get vexed.
Or if you get vexed.
Or if you get vexed.
You could be with somebody like, you know what, I'm out. I'm out. Or if you get vexed. Or if you get vexed. Or if you get vexed.
You could be with somebody like, you know what?
I'm out.
Fuck this.
I'm out.
But now you don't have to rely on them to get you home.
You being an asshole.
I can go home.
I mean, but let me ask you a question.
Y'all fuck girls that don't have money to get home?
That's the part that kind of, mmm.
How would you know?
Her knees.
What?
What's wrong with her knees?
Ashy?
Her feet.
Her feet.
Her feet.
There's ways to know.
Don't start. Don't start. What kind of lotion should you knee? Ashy? Her feet. Her feet.
There's ways to know.
Don't start.
Don't start.
What kind of lotion she use?
Don't get him started.
Does she use lotion or does she use body butter?
What's the other lotion?
What's L?
Lubaderm.
Leave her quick.
Lubaderm expensive.
Get that out of the room.
Lubaderm.
Nah, that shit expensive.
Lubaderm is expensive.
It's expensive.
That's Jurgens.
Jurgens.
The cherry smelling one.
You mess with girls that put Vaselineerm is expensive. It's expensive. That Jurgens. Jurgens. The cherry smelling one.
You mess with girls
that put Vaseline on their legs.
We know you.
Lube Derm is white people's
bed, bed, body, body shop.
Nobody lose Lube Derm no more.
Stop it.
Nah, white people do.
Not us?
Nah, I don't use that.
I don't know.
I don't use Lube Derm.
Nah, back in the day,
that Jurgens was one
that smelled like a cherry Jurgens.
Yo, yo, yo.
If a woman brings Lubaderm to your house,
nine times out of ten, she's going to steal from you.
I knew the name of it.
Listen to him.
He still use that shit.
No, no, no.
She is.
I've leveled up.
That's cool.
I was there for a minute, though.
I forgot what the topic was.
It was about the video of the guy who was pissed off because...
How old is this guy?
Why do I have to know about him?
Who is he?
Did he make a song I like?
No.
No, I think that it's just a thing going on
where women are saying that
the embarrassment that she had to endure
is not right.
So they're like, that's not, you know.
But she should have brought her own money, I feel.
I feel like she should have brought her own money.
She wasn't embarrassed leaving the house
when you're playing with no money?
Word.
Did she see the price of the newspaper in the airport?
Some peanuts in the airport?
It's more to this video.
That water in the airport?
So if you want to go to Fiji, you just going to sit there parched. Well, no, look. It's more to the newspaper in the airport, some peanuts in the airport. It's more to this video. That water in the airport. So if you want to go to Fiji,
you just going to sit there parched.
Well, no, look,
it's more to the video
because he was-
Yo, she's going to drink Aquafina
from the aquafalse.
Attack.
What the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
She's going to get the aquafalse.
They get free water
the whole time.
What the fuck you talking about?
Mel, you here to talk about girls?
Ice, what were you going to say?
No, I was just saying
it was more because I- It's not- The dude was sitting there saying shit like, Mel, you had to talk about girls? Ice, what were you going to say? No, I was just saying it was more because I...
The dude was sitting there saying shit like,
yo, I had to put you on this type of flight
because you told me you wouldn't fly Spirit.
You wanted to eat here.
You wanted crab legs, and I had to take you here.
He's kind of explaining why I spent more
than I had to have spent, and you kind of owe me something.
I'm going to keep it real.
He's a bum.
I feel kind of...
He is a bum, but that's what I came from that, yo. of owe me something. I'm going to keep it real. He's a bum. Yeah, that's all right.
I'm going to keep it real.
That's all I saw from that, yo.
Yo, library free.
I felt bad for her a little bit.
I'm like, don't do her like that.
Here come Kate Birdian.
No, because when he recorded her, she was laying down on her phone.
He said, she don't want to be touched.
I can see why, nigga.
You stupid nigga.
Fuck that nigga, son.
I'm on that.
It's J.B.P.
We cross all lines. All right, slow down. Why are you sticking your hand out? Well,. I'm on that. It's J.B.P. We cross all lines.
All right, slow down.
Why are you sticking your hand out?
No, because I agree with him.
There you go.
Melissa Ford.
I agree.
What?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to keep it real.
I'm only saying that because you seem very agitated today, so I want to ask you.
You was getting agitated when he was saying it.
You didn't like nothing he said.
So I'm trying to jump on your side, man.
I don't mean none of that shit.
I think that he did what he had to do.
I think he did what he had to do.
Yo.
Come on, let's finish unpacking fly outs.
Corny.
Oh, man.
He was super corny.
That was so super corny.
Listen, let me tell you something.
He doesn't even realize That she probably peeped
How bitch ass he was
And that's why he didn't get pussy
There are so many times
Where a man will talk himself
Out of the pussy
And most men can't have that conversation
For the people out there that are confused
How do men do that?
Like talk themselves out of pussy
Like what are some of the things
That they can say
To get themselves out of pussy Y what are some of the things that they can say to get themselves out of pussy it could it's just it's y'all ever said to a girl yo i'm trying to
get like you yo what i'm asking a question that's corny i do hear them say that that is like the
i'm trying to get like you what that mean like when she up and you try to just like acknowledge
that she's doing her thing i'm trying to get like a lot of women say that that is like i'm trying
to play boy yeah you ever said that to a girl like the way I'm trying to get like you. A lot of women say that. That is like, turn off from the playboy.
Yeah.
They say that to a girl.
Like the way we say it to guys is doing it to a girl.
Talking to a girl like a guy
in any real aspect
is kind of crazy.
I'm asking.
It sounds like a joke,
but it's a real thing of men.
Girls is up right now.
They are.
So it's men
that ain't so up.
That's saying that.
Must be nice.
You can't.
Must be nice.
A girl.
She's a girl
And when they call you bruh
Yeah
What the fuck
But the girls nowadays
Calling niggas bro
Okay listen
I cannot speak for the woman
That's gonna call a man
Bro
Cause I'm not calling
I'm not calling a guy bro
I'm not doing that
But
Some of the things
That a guy can do
Exactly what he was doing
Like
The fact that he did this on video
The fact that he was Just like you know that he did this on video the fact that he was
just like you know number crunching i bet he did that before he was like all up in arms like
i have a different perspective that might have been his last four thousand eight hundred seventy
seven dollars how you know she didn't fly into a content house
oh shit it's a content house what i made content a content house. It's a content house.
What?
I made content for a living.
I got cameras over here.
Yo,
some of the things,
we'll talk about it on Patreon,
but some of the rules
with these content houses
and what's going on,
I talk to a lot of OnlyFans people
in real life
because everybody has OnlyFans
and the niggas,
yo,
y'all got to stop.
Paid up girls,
yo.
Oh no,
they shit.
No,
paid up girls.
The niggas is like,
yeah, I had Shorty come over, fucked her, taped it, put it out.
She said it's cool.
I'm like, you're not going to pay her nothing?
Nah.
Nope.
It's a content house.
Like, buddy.
What?
That's not how that goes.
Don't fuck with their bags.
Stop it.
Pay the girl.
They got a whole, don't do it.
Pay the girl.
They got a whole operation going on with that.
She agreed to that, though, right?
Yeah, don't do that, Joe.
Agree to what? I don't know if they laying out the terms. He ain a whole operation going on with that. She agreed to that, though, right? Yeah, don't do that, Joe. Agree to what?
I don't know if they laying out the terms.
He won't be paying.
Who's my man?
That's like a dig when y'all say that,
when I don't know who you're talking about.
We'll take it to Patreon.
My man.
No, we'll take it to Patreon.
Can I just say, a lot of men don't know how to,
a lot of men these days don't know how to close a deal.
They're not smooth like you old niggas,
light-skinned niggas with light eyes
and smooth like you niggas up in there.
Hey, hey, hey.
A lot of niggas don't know how to,
fuck, close a deal.
They don't know how to talk to women.
But they don't know how to close a deal. That's it. They to talk to women. But they don't know how to close the deal.
They get into it
and I think they shake
on the,
they shake.
They get nervous.
You never seen me
or Ish talk to a girl.
So that's hate.
I heard a lot of shit
about you.
Number one,
I've been heard about you.
Stop it.
Huh.
Kiss master.
Him,
I could just,
I could just,
you know.
Kiss master?
Kiss master.
Yo,
you one of them dudes,
I know who you are now.
You one of them dudes
that will know a mutual girl and just believe Yo, you one of them dudes I know who you are now You one of them dudes Be careful
That will know a mutual girl
And just believe what the girl say about
No, I heard good things
Kiss master
I heard good things about you
But where you get kiss master from?
Cause you kiss bitches, nigga
That's where I get kiss master from
Mama had a sexual man
She's my link with the B-boy
I'm sorry, man
Who doesn't kiss?
You don't kiss?
I'm just saying
Not just off the bat, no
Not me
Huh?
What you mean?
What? Not just kissing random women No not me Huh What you mean What
Not just kissing
Random women like that
Not me
Now look
I'm not
Now look
I'm not
Now look what you did
Content man
They be snowballing
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
Not just kissing randomly
No
I can tell
Cause you don't floss
Not kissing a girl
I meet in a club
In a strip club
In Starlets
No
Not me
Floss before you come in
Wow you talking about My breath stink No but I can see Kissing a girl I meet in a club in a strip club is solid. No, not me. Floss before you come here.
Wow, you talking about my breath stink?
No, but I can see whatever you ate.
It's like, stop.
Where?
In your teeth.
Right now?
No, because your tongue ain't going to get it.
Your tongue can't.
So you trying to roast me?
No, I'm just.
Are you crazy? I got stuff in my pocket.
Are you crazy?
Are you trying to crack jokes with me?
Your tongue ain't flossed, though.
I'm just fucking sitting here.
This little move.
Hey.
I'm going to keep it real.
That little move ain't going to do it.
You being a bully.
You being a bully.
He's still trying to get in there.
No, I'm not.
Nigga, your teeth is twisted.
No.
Nigga, well, now floss before production.
Are you crazy?
Niggas are seeing this.
All right, come on.
Let's move on.
I'm still sucked.
Just talk like this.
You got the tile teeth for you dissing me?
Yes.
This shit need to be bleached again for you dissing me?
No, they don't.
You need to be re-bleached.
Come on.
What happened to my man in the...
All right, come on.
I'm sorry.
Chill out.
You know how we feel about your dentist.
We see how you fail.
You damn near try to kill my man.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it. Go ahead it. You got it.
Go ahead.
What yours about to ask?
I got a check.
Ice got a question for you.
Yeah, I'm still stuck.
So you like...
You don't kiss?
Yeah.
I kiss, but I'm not kissing.
Yo, you ain't...
All right, so you trying to tell me
you ain't been out with a...
Like, y'all had a vibe or whatever
and you start kissing?
The nigga ordered fries at the steakhouse, man.
No, he ain't kissing nobody.
I'm not kissing on GP like that.
His wife just answered
the phone last week,
and said,
I'm not kissing him.
You didn't hear her voice?
My wife didn't say that.
Watch your mouth.
Her voice didn't sound like
she kissed you in the morning.
And I'm going to keep it real.
I don't play around
with the wife thing.
All right, that's true.
No, no, no.
But you did it already.
So here's what we're going to do.
Here's what we're going to do.
I respect that.
Right?
She's going to laugh
because she's been in the hot seat and she's hurt.
You're going to laugh because your girl checked you.
You text your girl to co-sign you.
Y'all niggas is all lemons.
You hear me?
Lemon.
What are you talking about?
Make lemon there.
I'm from Queens.
That's me.
Oh, you're doing your content shit again.
I'm getting shit on.
He thinks it's a content house.
It's not a content house.
All right.
You going to say what Mel's here? It's not a concert. All right. You can say what Mel's here.
It's not a concert house.
I don't know why you pounding your chest, nigga.
The fuck you talking about?
Why you always got to include me in the Joe shit?
Jesus Christ.
That shit mean?
Turn up on him, Ish.
Is that shit mean?
He's my man, so you my man, too.
I'm cool now.
Not that we just met, but it's so cool now.
But who you jumping out the window for?
Me.
Him.
Dog.
Why you ain't?
No, you say me, nigga.
Don't move right along, man.
Why you ain't answer my question? Why do you include me, nigga. Don't move it right along.
Why you ain't answer my question?
Why do you include me in your Joe beef?
You know why?
Because that's your man.
All your niggas.
So?
What that mean?
I'm new here.
So?
What we doing?
We don't treat you like an outsider?
We treat you like an outsider?
Shit.
Niggas ain't welcome you with open arms, nigga.
Shut my what?
You're heavy D-ass up.
Shut up. Text the group chat about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what. That's what. Shut up. Shut up.
Text the group chat about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to get this bottom up.
The headline's still fucked up, nigga.
You got alopecia.
Nah, I forget.
What you got?
I'm just bald.
This shit like I hit with a lawnmower.
Wait, wait.
Did Will Smith get nominated for emancipation?
He did not.
Nope.
Nigga was a slave or nothing.
Oh.
Nigga was a volunteer slave slave Who are the male nominees?
Cause I don't think
Did you see it?
Yeah the male nominees
Elvis
Yeah
Austin Butler for Elvis
I wanna see
Colin Farrell for the
Something of Isharin
I don't know
I gotta go look at the list.
What did you say?
Best lead actor was Austin Butler
for Elvis, Colin Farrell for the Banshees
of Isherin, Brendan Frazier
for The Whale, Paul
Mascow for Aftersun, and Bill
Knighty for Living. Bill Knighty.
Yeah, him.
Oh, the science guy. No.
That's Bill Knight. That's my man right there. Bill Knight. Oh, the science guy. No. That's Bill Nye.
That's my man right there.
That's Bill Nye.
No, Bill Nye.
Oh, Nye.
He has his brother.
Yeah, he's from the movie Love Actually.
Okay.
That's helpful.
I know y'all.
I don't know any movie that you have ever named, by the way.
Why did y'all pull your dick out on the movies?
Like, yo, yeah, you know Nye.
Oh.
Don't do that.
Parks.
That's invasive, bro. All right, listen., not he. Oh. Yeah. Don't do that. Parks. That's invasive, bro.
All right, listen.
I'm uncomfortable.
I thought we talked about this before.
But Ice ain't want to talk about it because she adopted black kids.
Oh, Madonna.
But Madonna is going on tour. She announced it with Amy Schumer,
Lil Wayne, and a bunch of others.
She's doing four decades of hits. She's doing them all.
I want to clown it.
She got slaps though.
Yeah, yeah.
She got slaps.
Yeah.
Nah, this part right here. White background. It all seems like yesterday Not far away
Tropically ugly
All nature brought to play
This is where I long to be
Let me slap Bonita
And when the sun will fade
The sun will set the white
New waves and sting my eyes
I'm gonna die
In 40 years She can't fuck with Drake God? You think Drake had some hits? Huh? You think Drake had some hits? She got some slaps.
In 40 years.
She can't fuck with Drake.
God?
I don't know if she has as many hits as Drake.
She can't fuck with Drake.
I think Drake has the most hits of everybody.
Drake has more hits than everybody.
Billboard.
Yeah.
I got more slaps than the Beatles.
Listen, nothing to argue about.
The Madonna show is going to have slaps and it's going
to be good.
It's with Wayne.
No, I was just saying, Wayne announced it with her.
Just he announced it in a little video they shot.
Oh, weird shit.
Yeah.
So if you're interested in that.
Oh, that's crazy.
I fuck with Madonna.
I do. my name and it feels like
home
I fuck with Madonna, y'all do.
Not more than Prince, but I fuck with Madonna.
Yo, you, have you eat up somewhere in this little beat drop?
I can see all the white people jumping up in the air right now,
when that beat drop.
Ayyyyyy
I wanna take you there.
It's the midnight hour.
I can feel your power.
You want to start voguing?
Look, you look.
You know I'm telling you.
Also.
This is what, though.
I'm in Europe right now in my head.
Oh, shit!
Also, Stevie Nicks announced a North American tour.
It's happening.
Is that the right order? Woo! Sing a song, grab American tour. It's happening. It's like a wide-winged girl.
Sing a song sounds like she's singing out.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like a wide-winged girl.
Sing a song sounds like she's singing out.
What's up, Mel?
You want to go?
You want to go?
You want to go?
You want to go?
I just don't want to go.
You want to go?
You want to go?
I want to go.
Ooh.
Wait a minute.
Let nothing go by.
That tramp in the wind. Let this rock fall.
You never heard it?
In the world that is now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I heard the song before, but when it came out,
I thought it was Beyonce.
Oh, that's fine.
But you heard the song before.
I'm not even asking you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not even asking you.
It's delicious.
I'm not asking you.
It's delicious.
It's hot.
Nothing else matters
I'm letting this rock just cause Ice never heard it
You don't have to, it's okay
And she has the Fleetwood Mac jams in there too
Willie baby
Willie can see broken hearted
Something with me
Nah, I'm letting it rock cause niggas in the car jamming out right now
Fuck that
Wait up
Wait up
Oh, if I could do a little TikTok dance
I would get up on this hook and turn it up right now
Y'all lucky
Just like the one ringer
I sing songs as I should sing it
Ooh, baby, ooh
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
I don't want to lose our other co-hosts.
I love that song.
The uncultured part of the party.
I don't love that song.
This knows his side.
This side, this, us three.
Us three.
Oh, my gosh.
I love that song.
I'm telling you, buddy.
I know the song.
I'm telling you, outside of the Ant-Man soundtrack, we got you niggas beat out.
She get into her Fleetwood Mac bag, too?
Oh my God.
It's going to be a sleeper.
It's going to be one of my sleepers.
It's a Fleetwood Mac song.
How did I know?
How did I know?
You opened the door.
You get a sleeper today?
Oh.
Just give me one minute.
Just give me one minute.
You got it.
You got it.
A minute of dreams will do it.
Hell no. No, no, no. I minute. You got it. You got it. A minute of dreams will do it. Hell no.
No, no, no.
I know.
That's boring.
Let's see.
What else do we have going on here?
Anything, anything, anything?
Can anybody write into us?
I'm checking.
Let's see.
Oh, please be.
See if we got a good one.
Oh, no.
Nothing new.
Let's see if it's I'm old.
Do you get in between your fiance
and her brother's rocky relationship?
No, nigga, I'm out of your business, Chris.
Naka says, what's the cheapest shit you ever did
for your girl on her birthday?
Oh, a party bus.
Drink while I got you good.
No, she brought that up, so fuck that.
Two questions, what advice would you give
a 21-year-old today,
and where would your fundamentals
lie nigga I'm not talking to no 21 year old
get out of my face
alright we'll get back to it
send in your questions
send in your questions
huh dog
no you think I'd be lying
let's see I'll just read
some more questions for you all
Joe what were some of
your earliest understandings of the human race that you think are still relevant today example
like for me as a kid i quickly understood the effect white man had on a black man
black needed black woman but desired white woman dog you want to keep reading this
what go ahead black needed black women but desired white women because they seem success as the white man ish you're my guy but i'm curious to actually hear your thoughts on how to advance
black people as a collective usually when asked you just make general statements or mumble through
like i just think that but, we just don't.
It could be like, but never actually saying anything. With love, my brother. Ice, now having
a daughter, do you regret some of the way you carried yourself with women you may or may have
not cared about outside of sex? Now knowing that someone could say or treat your daughter the same.
Parks, what 10 hip-hop songs
would you put on a playlist and listen to for the rest of your life i don't know
boy you got so easy parts
this guy's racist This guy's reverse racist.
I can answer his.
Ask me my favorite song too.
Yeah, nigga.
Roscoe is long.
EPMD.
Roscoe is long.
Come on, Mason Lee.
That's a good one.
Get this shit off.
I mean, I can answer it.
Answer it.
Hold up. Repeat this question real quick. Get this shit off. I mean, I can answer it. Answer it. Hold up.
Repeat this question real quick.
For you, Ish.
He says I'm real general.
Ish, you're my guy, but I'm curious to actually hear your thoughts on how to advance black people as a collective.
I guess that's the question.
It's a hard question.
I think black people need to trust each other more in business.
That's one.
I think we don't do business enough collectively.
Why is that? Trust. I think it's't do business enough collectively. And so I think it's-
Why is that?
No, my guy.
Trust.
I think it's individual.
Black people products, yo.
No, it's just trust.
I just think it's individuals-
I can run down the list.
It's individuals climbing the ladder on their own, whereas a lot of other ethnicities, they
climb the ladder together and get up faster.
That's one.
You about to really solve it for us.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
What else?
How else can we move?
90 seconds on how to solve racism.
It's not even that.
You couldn't wait to tell them, too.
Well, first of all, we need to do it a little better.
I'm good.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Nice.
To answer your question, no.
I don't wish that I was any different.
Oh, okay.
All it tells me is, no, no, no.
It's a pin tweet, right?
And I got it back, too.
I'm glad, man.
They moved my shit.
You better unpin that tweet.
They ain't going to fuck him up.
But, nah, the way I was in the past,
I can teach my daughter to want more and not
look for that.
I can try the best. I can't control what she does.
No, it doesn't make me wish I
acted any differently
when I was running through these things out here.
Stop your fucking way.
That's not true.
That is true.
That is so true.
You don't have a daughter. I don't. That is true. That is not true. That is so true. You don't have a daughter.
He don't be true.
I don't.
But it's not true though, bro.
I make men.
I'm just saying.
You wouldn't want to might treat your daughter how you was asked.
That's not the question.
That was not the question.
But you heard what he said?
He said, nah, I don't look back on none of that shit different, because now I can teach
my daughter what not to want.
What's the question?
What did he say?
What did he say?
Now you've defended.
I can't.
Please.
My narc boy.
Dog, I think what Ice was trying to say.
Yo, your experiences make you who you are.
Of course.
So me, I could take myself.
I think I'm in the same boat, maybe.
The things that I've done and the things,
the interactions that I've had with women
They give you information they give you intelligence. They give you your experiences make you who you are. So now I could
Instill more shit into my daughter's based on the information that I have
We got that part I'm not gonna stay here cuz I don't think it's
But I'm not going to stay here because I don't think it's entertaining. But I'm agreeing with you.
I think what he's trying to highlight is when you get to that maturation point
and you look back on it, you got your daughter now, blah, blah, blah,
and you look back on it, I guess he's asking,
would you have changed her?
Do you wish that you treated some of those people differently
because they were somebody's daughter?
I do.
I don't. Okay. I'm asking you that no no like you tried to get him to save it
first off alright who knows if he was treating them bad who knows that's true
that's true yeah but you about to say something smart to me. Exactly.
No, that's true.
That's what I was getting ready to say.
Me, me, me.
I don't know what he was doing when a girl was locked in a room for three weeks at a
time with no water and food.
They was having a blast.
That's what they was doing.
Nope, they was thirsty too.
And they got whatever they needed to drink too.
Their thirst was quenched.
Hey, yo, Ish, imagine my face.
His girls coming and spending the night at my house.
He keep them in the room.
He keep them in the room.
But whenever they leave the room, they come out and look at you like you and they out
they was coming out here like
the fuck is you niggas
he had them trained yo
you drinking all that milk
you my man
you my man
what I did
I did something with one of your girls
what? how bad was it? 1 to 10 What I did? I did something? Yeah, you did something. With one of your girls? Yeah.
What?
How bad was it?
One to ten.
Wait.
Do you know I did this or you believe in her?
I know you and believe her.
I know who you was then and believe her.
What she said.
I'm going to tell you how I did it.
I know you did it.
What you did? Tell me what I did.
She straight.
She was like, yo, you know him and somebody pulled me to the side.
I was like, yo, you know you ain't the only girl he be fucking with, right?
He be hiding other girls.
I never did nothing like that.
I never did that.
I never did that.
You niggas got a bad habit of believing girls.
I pulled a girl to the side and said, yo, you know this ain't the only.
Can I tell you why?
You were hell bent on causing chaos and havoc between me and her.
You used to try that.
So, yes, I believe that.
That's fucked up.
I don't believe that.
That's cold.
I don't believe it.
Who was the other person?
What did his name start with?
It wasn't him.
Me and a girl?
Yeah.
Oh, we probably said that.
What?
Yeah. That nigga's hysterical. But you see what I say, y'all? Like, come on. Like, we probably said that. What? Yeah.
That nigga's hysterical.
But y'all, you see what I say?
Y'all, like, that's, come on.
Like, that's OK.
I wouldn't do no shit like that.
I'm talking about you.
Watch your fucking mouth, nigga.
But I don't.
That sucker shit he did.
But wait.
Wait.
So tell him.
But wait.
I don't think it went like that, though.
Tell him, nigga.
I don't think it went like that.
I think it went a little different.
But I think I'm getting some recollections.
It's coming back to me a little bit, though. change though thank God you change thank you that's Wow we
change we are the world no that's fucked up if I did that that's probably payback
for that cop situation. We got him back. Hey, we got him. Just like the one we know, six songs that's what she's singing. That's why.
Don't laugh, nigga.
Get on him like you just told me.
That's foul, but he's right.
No, he's not.
That's foul, but he's right.
Come on, we're moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving
on, moving on.
Who else got nominated for?
I'm joking, I'm joking.
Who the fuck is Mr. Irrelevant?
Oh.
It's a good question.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on. Who else got nominated?
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Who the fuck is Mr. Irrelevant?
Oh, the last person picked in the draft.
Yeah.
Purdy.
Brock Purdy.
Purdy is Mr. Irrelevant in this case.
Yeah, he's shown up.
He's relevant.
He's relevant.
He's relevant now.
And he's got ice water in his veins.
Yeah, he's in a great system.
Still got to make the throws.
For sure.
And he is.
I don't have nothing else that I need to talk about here.
Well.
That can't throw an eight-yard pass.
You still hurt, yo.
You tight.
He is.
You tight.
Picks for this weekend real quick?
Picks for the weekend?
Picks for the weekend.
Picks for the weekend.
Picks for the weekend.
My same two picks that I had since the playoffs started, man.
I got Kansas City and I have Philadelphia
same
yeah I think
Bengals birds
I do
it's early
I may change my mind
but I think
Bengals birds
Super Bowl
I picked the Bengals
to win it
I mean I picked the Bengals
to go to the Super Bowl
with the Cowboys
I'm gonna still rock
with the Bengals
I'm gonna go San Fran
okay I think San Fran Okay
I think San Fran's
Linebackers are just too good
Y'all know who plays
Quarterback for the Chiefs right?
I do
Okay
That's my only question
He just banged up
That's the only reason why
He got a high ankle sprain
That ain't no joke
Oh you know what
That's not a joke to get over
Like high ankle sprains
Be lasting for months
Yeah
And he's mobile.
And then number two, I just don't think that we put so much into Kansas City's offense.
I think their defense is going to be suspect.
And I think Cincinnati is going to be able to keep the ball.
You keep saying that, and I couldn't disagree with you more about their defense.
They get a lot of situational stops you know why they'd be
up by 30 so now when you up by 30 you can't run the ball now it's just put
your ears back and blitz the quarterback I think that that don't happen with
Cincinnati it wasn't about 30 against uh so we missing we missing one little
factor about the NFC Championship game that I just remembered it's in Philly no
I don't care where it's at.
Shit.
Jalen Hurts is black.
You think they don't like black quarterbacks on Super Bowl?
That's what I'm saying.
No, he's talking about the bosses.
Talking about the bosses.
What about?
Oh yeah, they don't like black niggas.
You lying.
Yeah.
Especially that 49ers.
That might change things a little bit
yeah I forgot about that
when you see a black quarterback
19 sacks
19 sacks game one
I just
yo I'm going with the Chiefs
number one cause Pat Mahomes is really him
but number two because I watched the Super Bowl last
year
I damn near
how do I say this pol watched the Super Bowl last year. I damn near...
How do I say this politely?
The Super Bowl last year ended after the third quarter, right?
No, it was a good game up until the fourth side.
No, I know, but all the television networks cut that shit off, right?
Like, I feel like nobody cared about them.
Nobody cared about that Bengals win.
They act like that was an asterisk win.
Okay.
They talked about that shit for two days and moved right along.
I don't think nobody, Roger Goodell is not letting Joe Burrow ask.
We tried to sell 50,000 tickets for Buffalo.
They already sold.
We did.
For Buffalo and Kansas City, you foiled that plan.
That was disrespectful.
You foiled that plan.
That was disrespectful.
You will not make it to Arizona, buddy.
That was disrespectful. You will not make it to Arizona, buddy. That was disrespectful.
But see that.
You think Roger Goodell is in his office.
Joe Burrow, Pat Moore, Joe Burrow, Pat Moore.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
Not just that.
I think Pat Mahomes is.
I mean, I think Joe Burrow was like, yeah, I know.
I think they want Joe Burrow to be.
I know.
I think they want Joe Burrow to be Aaron Rodgers to Pat Mahomes, Tom Brady.
I think they want him to win one or at least be in there a couple times
so they can sell that two matchups now.
Not one team.
Now you can sell two superstar quarterbacks in the same conference.
I think they might want that, but them ad dollars want to see Mahomes
do some highlights.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel you.
That nigga Pat Mahomes is the Ja Morant
of football. You act like Joe Burrow ain't no fucking
walking highlight reel
too. Ja Morant is a
walking highlight reel. The shit that
Pat Mahomes does on a
football field, fam, we've never seen anybody
do. We've seen shit that Joe Burrow does.
We ain't never see a Pat Mahomes
ever. I don't know.
I think they will be just as happy
I think Joe Burrow and them know all of that
Yeah
Alright cool
No Joe saying from a marketing standpoint
I get it
I get exactly what he's saying
We'll see
I can still make these throws
I pick Cincinnati
You can't take the point off the board
Yeah you can't stop all three of them
Receivers and Mixer
It's fine we gave our picks
It's fine I'm looking for a sleeper
Alright we'll do the same
What was my sleeper last week right. We'll do the same.
What was my sleeper last week?
Some shit you stole from me.
Actually, it was.
It's cool.
You're my man.
Shut up.
You're my man.
Stole something from you.
Oh, shit.
Y'all sleeper battle is crazy.
It ain't a battle. We're not battling.
It ain't no damn battle.
They both put the high voice on.
You see that, right?
Come on, man.
If you make me mad, I might play some heat, too.
You better shut up.
What would that do to me?
Come on, stop, yo.
I mean, y'all both got heat?
All right, he ain't make me mad, so I'm going to just chill.
You duck the smoke.
I don't know what you got, Joe. You talk to smoke
For 90s jams
Who got the keys to my bima? Bima, bima Flower killer
I am the thriller from Manila
The party is a tempo
I wanna explode
Can we reach the pinnacle?
On the love
I'm feeling you up, so get up, trying to go all the way
Now I can't stop
Strawberry blossom, climb out your mountain
Bathing away from the spring of your
fountain Top of the world
I'm on top of the world Strawberry blossom, climb out your mountain
Top of the world Top of the world That's brand new music from, uh, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I feel that it's coming Waterfall between your eyes
That's brand new music from Rennie Dexel
No, I can't talk
That record is called Strawberry Blossom
It's track number one on his Ultraviolet project
Which is in your phone and on all streaming platforms right now
Alright, alright
I'ma go to on all streaming platforms right now. All right, all right.
I'm gonna go to your hometown.
We're in the Queens. Florida.
New Japan.
Gaveston, where you from?
Kingston.
Bermuda, right?
That's what I'm saying.
St. Catherine.
Yo.
See what I'm saying? See, I was saying Queens.
That's why I put y'all in there.
You see what you did?
Yeah, I get it, too.
We from Gary.
Gary, Indiana, where you from?
Yo, Alabama, some shit.
You like a Connecticut ass nigga.
You from Nebraska, Wichita.
You like a Connecticut ass nigga.
You from Kansas, Wichita, corny nigga.
Yeah.
All right, this is Kaya, baby.
Wichita niggas gonna fuck you up.
Yeah, they gonna fuck you up.
Better apologize.
No, I know.
But you from there. There's a lot of dog niggas going to fuck you up, man? Yeah, they going to fuck you up. Better apologize. No, I know. But you from there.
There's a lot of official niggas over there.
Copping, please.
They going to please.
Cape Verde.
You got them capes.
Shout out to Kaya, my little sister Kaya.
Yeah, this is Kaya Baby.
The record is called New Energy.
I heard this.
This time.
Whoa. Whoa. Ay yo, I bring that New York energy, double shot of Hennessy Cosso or that Don Julio, I got the remedy
Anybody speakin' ill of me, they ain't in front of me
Still up in the hood, but I got rich bitch Tennessee
She just tryna get flued out from John Kennedy
Couple shots in, makin' sure he wanna feel on me
She ain't really into these niggas, she just pretend to be
Breasts all jigglin', ass all wiggly
Yeah, look at me, whole crew be wild
Who back that ass up like Meg the Stiles?
Any party we attend, hoes neck me out All breakin', ass shakin', all up and down
Need a club in the pigsty, yeah, we get it on this side
Bacon, egg, and cheese or the lobster mac with the ribeye
Either way, I'm eatin' an A-day, I'ma get fly And get it with my team, yeah, that's
just somethin' I live by 1 a.m., on my way to the club
Bad bitches with me, bout to turn shit up 3 a.m., Tim way to the club Bad bitches with me bout to turn shit up 3am, 10 shot in the cup
I don't try to leave the spot, got them begging to fuck
Let this nigga get a taste, he wanna do it again
I just pulled up in the rave, I may do it again
If I did this shit once, I'ma do it again
Blow a bag, get it back, I'm gon' do it again
Yeah, y'all know who I be, huh
Live from the NYC
It's been a while, still no chick like me
Been top three
High life, penthouse suite Taking shots. It's been a while, still no chick like me. Been top three.
High life, penthouse suite.
Taking shots round two, have a bent by three.
Got girls kissing girls like LGB.
T's cross, I's dotted, still MVP.
Been had cheese, provolone, Swiss, no keys.
You can tell I'm from New York. Yeah, that's Kaya Baby, New Energy.
Queens.
Queens.
I mean, Queens.
I'm interviewing her today.
It's great. It's dope today I'm saying Queens this is graph Kyle way you know 30 special views
Cause y'all the dog bitch Y'all don't know what to do when I show you the blueprint
I ain't watering down cause I didn't know you was stupid
You searching online for the truth that I throw in the music
I can show it and prove I don't got a poster to prove it
I know how to cock it, I know how to load it and shoot it
I'm alkaline water but won't spill the sodas and juices
You went from what's cracking to' to what's poppin'
I beat a body then go gun shoppin'
You scared of the dog my nigga you sunblockin'
I'm hot headed my tongue dropped in a plug socket
Take your lung pop it then I lunchbox it
I jump shot it and double pump rockets to my blood clot, blood clotting
Fuck stoppin'
Your man got choked, you was just watching
I left your body in the trunk rotting
House niggas never plucked cotton
I'm just boxing, jabbing, I'm just boxing
Jumped up, dodging, I'm from where Santa Claus
They never come, stuffed stockings
You hustle or play ball, those are fucked up options
I just fuck memory lane, up drunk driving
What, what, what could y'all do to me my ex trying
put a hex on me and voodoo me it's heavy art toolery strapped with the semi harpoonery I'm
multitask I'm looking at your chain while I'm googling with a pun jewelry I ain't with the
tomfoolery I'm Huey P in the wrong community all my laundry is Louis V I'm burning Montclair Prada and Gucci T Inside a eulogy
I ride the U to me
Pot in the shots
Fly
That's Rainfalls
Graff, 38 Special
And Conway
Out now
Check it out
Take it away Ish
This is a song
By Lagoon Wavy Song is called Occ called occupied this is a color show version of the
song okay My anxieties at an all time
But your new attitude gets you by
I'm stuck between watching out for myself
And searching for you And the rain seems to take away the pain
And I'm worn rank down from going insane
I'm way too jealous, I'm too obsessive, I get aggressive
But I just need a break, I just need a break
Oh now baby, can't you forgive me?
You don't mean the things you say
Blowing smoke like a chimney
Empty threatened, then we regret it
Told me forget it, don't even sweat it
But I just need a place
Where I can cry
One where there's no one but I
I need it for I lose my mind
Cause my head's already occupied
Oh, I lie
That's Lagoon Wavy, Occupied.
One verse ain't poppin', my nigga.
Hey, Beth.
Shazam it.
Shazam it. Download it. Cop it. Support it.
Okay, you guys can skip me. I'm gonna let Flip live today.
No, go ahead.
No, go ahead.
I'm going after you.
No, go, go, go.
I'm going after you.
Why?
Trust me.
You think you got fire? I'm going after you. No, go, go, go. I'm going after you. Why? Trust me. You think you got fire?
I'm going after you.
Trust me.
Oh, you're choking.
That's what it is.
Oh, no, I'm not.
Hold on.
Where's the thing?
It might be down.
A-D.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
You don't need any pain.
Okay.
All right.
My sleeper today is called Wasn't Lookin' by Eliza. Yeah. I didn't want to know
Want to be
On your own
When I hit the lights
Say my name
A hundred times
Hmm
Did I make you change
Your mind
Now you want me, love
Now you wanna make love
All night
You wasn't looking for love
But you never met a girl like me, baby You wasn't looking for love
For love
Didn't want a heart
Full of fire
Burning up
It's only you and I
Here you are
By my side
Did I make you change your mind?
Now you wanna make love
But made up all night
You
You wasn't looking for love
All right, that was Eliza wasn't looking.
That's tough.
I know, right?
That's tough.
I'm going to wait until, you know.
Melissa has been going crazy.
She has.
I thought you wasn't doing sleep this week.
Found one, huh?
I've been sitting on this one.
You know, I was giving back
a chance to, you know,
do my sleeper privileges back.
Let's go, Flynn.
Let's go.
No, he doesn't have
sleeper privileges back.
So let's see.
I don't want to announce it,
but I'm just going to play it.
So we know?
You so full of shit.
You so full of shit.
Yo.
Bring it back for me Play with my audience
That's Queen's flip
You so full of shit
Oh wait that was your own song?
That's you?
Yes
That was your own song?
That's what you're supposed to do
Why if it ain't on iTunes.
If it's not for sale, then why would he play it?
It got a lot of views, though.
Sell it.
I can't sell it.
I don't think Martel Jordan would release it.
Then make an original song to sell like Academics did.
What?
I'm just saying, people that have never made music,
if they see an opportunity to make money from music
they just start recording shit
especially now
with this TikTok
make a 90 second shit
that's fly
you can make something
for 90 seconds
that's fly
and sell it
and go
you don't have to play around
just be Spoof man
yo
you talk to me just
I'ma take that
I don't like that shit at all
I'm tight
why men get tight from somebody trying to help them I don't like that shit at all. I'm tight.
Yo, why men get tight from somebody trying to help them?
I'm just more surprised that you think I don't know that.
You just played some shit and it wasn't for sale.
I didn't want to sell it.
Oh.
And I monetized off it on Instagram.
Now you made me want to help a new artist get signed and discover it.
I'm going to play some dude.
I don't know his name.
And then we're going to end this.
So let me say what I got to say now.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long, goodbye.
Do remember that life is a series of moments, and moments pass.
Sounds different without the music.
Yeah, it does.
You know, I'm playing some music.
That sounds a little...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need to get hype. I need to get hype.
I need to get hype. I need to get hype.
All right, I got it. Come on, Wi-Fi.
All right.
Turn it up.
Sound like a Jersey nigga right there.
It's fine. Apologize in advance, apology not accepted I promise you I respect it And if you turn your back then I promise you gon' regret it
Now check it, you know a couple of my secrets
Now you got some leverage
I can't keep giving out loyalty if it's not receptive
Before you fuck me girl I told you it was problems here
So know you not a victim, you a volunteer
You know you can't afford it while you asking what it cost
You ain't make a dollar with me but you asking for the sauce
I'm lost, too many workers out here acting like a boss
See you could've been my dog if your character wasn't off
Got the wings of an angel, gotta watch out for Satan
Got big newspaper, gotta watch out for Layton
Or Jack Harvey, these labels gon' blackboard me
Got cameras in the crib so niggas won't backdoor me
First goal was 20k, if I get 50 I'ma chill
Then I got 100k, I'm like fuck it, let's get a meal
Don't ask if I was his name, cause that boy ain't help
You got a license to kill but you at war with yourself Your pain is self-inflicted. If you want it, you can get it. Got a house on your neck, but your man just got evicted. Fuck having fun. I gave funds to my niggas. Fuck breaking bread. I broke crumbs with my niggas. My brother got paranoia and my sister had a seizure. And my last jail visit really made me a believer Tell me who decides war, suicide doors
Once we kill one, we gon' crucify more Shorty cheated on me twice, the third time I'm gone
Blew a million dollars twice, the third time's the charm He screamin' he real, told him I don't believe it
Tried to make him stand on it, but he paraplegic And he's swingin' his flag, he pledgin' allegiance
The world is big, take him out his hood, I bet he'll see it She got naked for the grim, she played herself
Shorty really just want love but can't explain herself
All I need is a solitaire, I'm back to go ball
Them non-beneficial friendships don't help me at all
I told niggas let's get this money, no one felt me at all
And them toxic relationships wasn't healthy at all
I can't keep suppressing my feelings, I gotta let it show
Once a nigga tell you he sorry, you gotta let it go
Cut them niggas off if they treat you like you basic if you let your pride drive you won't reach your destination
There's something keep pushing my nigga your time is near but my mental health is way more important in my career
Why tell the movement we did it with no donations got denied life insurance just cuz I was on probation
Tell me if that makes sense. I ain't been okay since I'm gonna back bar. She told me
I know you're tight, baby
I know that you gon' cheat
My lawyer do construction
When the evidence concrete
To him we dealt as crazy
We just try and cheat the cards
You niggas try and beat the ops
My niggas try and beat the odds
Ain't take the plea, he blew trout
He was trying to beat the charts
All it take is one mistake
To ruin this thing of ours
Keep a smile on my face
Never let him see me vexed
I don't really work out
Never let you see me sweat
No more segregation But we still for segregated And please don't really work out never let you see me sweat no more
segregation but we still for segregated and please don't ever tell me i'm woke i'm educated i'm gone
that's tough who is that i have no idea this is his name is naka i just bumped into this clip
on instagram he knocked him on yeah. Yeah, he was going crazy.
Got it.
All right.
Shouts to you, homeboy.
Word.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
We ending this.
Malika Badu, you did a great job today.
Listen next week.
She'll tell you who's going to get snubbed at the Oscars next year.
Flip, another phenomenal job by you.
You two have been a godsend.
You guys, you two.
That's the network.
It's the network, huh?
Fuck these niggas talking about.
Ish Ice Parts gang.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
You ain't know what time it is until next time.
We bid you a due farewell.
Adios, Arrivederci, Argo new farewell adios remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have
when you call my name you do remember the baddies are insecure the stagnant
women want to travel the closed-minded women want you to teach
them things
And me and Mel got cheated on in the same story somehow
Small world, small world
This nigga on fire, they tell him
Fuck it, you been pranked in there, you know
This nigga sent missiles to everyone
What'd you say?
You was in a different bag than that, a lot of shit
You like that shit I was on?
He sent missiles to everyone You didn't hold no up you didn't have the nigga don't you
nothing don't you know edit nothing everybody everybody could get I'm sorry
man there's a couple people would have meant to get it I love me
doing bad I love when they go bad you're doing bad to like a prayers funny Thank you, I thank you