The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 599 | "Ishmoré"
Episode Date: February 4, 2023The JBP kicks off this episode with a read of Smokey Robinson’s tracklist for his upcoming album (20:10) followed by reactions to the suspected Chinese spy balloon hovering over the U.S. (25:36). Th...e gang gives their thoughts on the new Netflix movie “You People” (38:22), Xscape & SWV have a limited series from Bravo on the way (1:04:19), and Beyonce has announced her world tour (1:12:36). Lebron is closing in on the scoring title which has ticket prices going up (1:38:00), Part of the Show returns (1:56:00), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | LAYA - “Crazy Down” Ice | AD (feat. Kalan.FrFr) - “Still Learning” Parks | Mickey Diamond & Big Ghost Ltd - “Icicles” Ish | Amaria - “Get Away” QueenzFlip | Dean Martin - “That’s Amore”
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Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing
revealing
indicting
Or telling you anything about themselves
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals
Do not have your best interest at heart or our
own enjoy the show i don't see no dirt on the wall i'm gonna be quiet you don't see no dirt
yes you had like a slot like you had a shape up like you had like a
a line going you got a part yeah you do got a side part you got a side part yeah you got a part? Yeah, you do got a side part. You got a side part. Yeah, you got a part. I thought you did it on purpose.
You got a button in the head?
What?
Whoa.
No, for real.
No, I'm just saying.
Is that a mark?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Okay.
Where is it?
Are we recording?
Of course we are.
It looks like you have a part on the side of your head.
It's a tattoo.
Gotcha.
That's why he asked you.
Don't start.
Gotcha.
I'm not starting.
I'm in it real quick.
No, no.
I'll ask Ish, was it a tattoo on the side of his head?
Don't start that thing.
I just asked my man a question
No boy shit
You throw shots
Stop
I don't throw shots
Alright
I'm not a bartender
Hmm
Huh
Debatable
That was a bar
You know
So
Ours ain't the only one
Hmm
Shh
Yo can you not look
At my computer
This shit
I learn a lot from this.
What'd you say?
I stole your Patreon titles and all that.
Yeah.
Yo, I hear you on your network.
Tomorrow, 8 p.m. on Patreon.
I'm dropping that.
I know.
You got to stop, yo.
You got to stop.
That's marketing, man.
I might need an advance from you.
I ain't going to lie.
I might need an advance. Your, I ain't gonna lie.
I might need an advance.
Your Patreon is lit.
What that mean?
We need an advance.
All right, we'll talk.
Speak French?
Yeah, word.
Oui, oui.
Oui, oui.
Oh, yeah, turn on me.
I'm with you.
Strike to claim it.
And he got it!
That's it, yes! That's why I said it!
That is why I said it!
That's number five!
Are you kidding me?
That's right!
Who do you think you are?
I am!
Give it right!
Ooh, high on the desk.
What you been watching?
Bowling highlights?
There we go.
Strike to claim it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We got action. We got action. Oh, hi all the steps. What you been watching? Bowling highlights? There we go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We got action.
We got action.
Let me cut.
Yo, get on my.
You gotta play this record.
Yo, please, please, please, please, please.
Enter your shows on your network.
Mic check one, two, one, two.
Y'all know the vibes.
Wait a minute. I'ma make it hot, baby I drive crushes to pussy, to stunt, and I pop Stand up, I'm squeezing my pistol, I'm short and I got it
I'm the type to pick peppers, and I'm about found
For 50 cent, I ran a little bit, but I pop nines
Tell niggas get their money right, cause I got mine
Shout out to wherever you may be listening from
Shout out to Queens, Jersey
Shout out to our pod mom, Mel, she's not here with us
It gone
I lay your ass out, believe me, nigga she's not here with us, it gone Wherever you might be listening from, YouTube, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple
Shout out to the Patronis
All the ladies lifting ladies
I'm down for the action, he's smart with his mouth to smack
You hold me in your strap, you might come back so crap
React like a gangster, die like a gangster for acting
Cause you can hit and homicide a BS
Cause you can hit and homicide a BS
That's my part right there, my bad
Lil' dude crept in with the funk
He experiencing no low, bro
He experiencing no low, bro
East side, west side, you can know
Yo, I'm low, go
I let my watch talk for me, my whip talk for me, my gat talk for me
What up, homie? My watch sayin' hi, shorty, we could be friends
My whip sayin' quit playin', bitch, get in
My earring sayin' we could hit them all together
Shorty, it's only right that we
Shout to the OG on that fifth, what up?
I'm in the bigger things, y'all niggas, y'all know my style
Your wrist bling, bling, my shit bling
My pinky ring talk, it's 50, I'm sick
That's why these niggas is on my dick
Some hate me, some love my hits
Flex my man, he gon' walk my shit See, I'm alive, man, I really don't care
I tell them, whatever they want here You try to get me, I'm a pleasure
And my cross costs more than a ticket, I'm a wager
I'm a bitch nigga, I'm a bitch nigga You can take my name, you can't tell me shit, nigga
You can find me in the four-dice-six, nigga In the backseat, farting like a bitch nigga, even pay by now you can't tell me shit nigga You can find me in a 4.6 nigga, take a backseat, funnel in your bitch nigga
Buzz a pole nigga, now I'm a bitch nigga, even pay by now you can't tell me shit nigga
You can find me in a 4.6 nigga, take a backseat, funnel in your bitch nigga I was outside when this was out Fuck a I.B. on them back streets Niggas don't wanna clap If you got beat, man, you better holla at me
Niggas get locked up, stabbed up, shot up
Every time I hop up, a lot going on in my bush
Oh my God
Oh my God, huh?
Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two
Energy right, the vibes is right, the mood is right
Wake it up out there, like a shot from Big Pop in heaven.
Let me get these drops out the way real quick.
You've never heard of Joe Bud?
Alright, microphone check, one, two, what is this?
Welcome to the best part in the whole world. This is episode 598. 599, man. All right. Microphone check. One, two. What is this? Welcome to the best pod in the whole world.
This is episode 598.
599, man.
599.
Knock it on the sixth door.
599 of the best podcasts in the world.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden.
Here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Poe is here.
Corey is here.
JR is here.
Erickson is here. Ian is here. Keeb is here. Dang. Tanner is here, Parks is here, Poe is here, Corey is here, JR is here, Erickson is here, Ian is here, Keb is here.
Gang.
Tanner is here by remote. Shout out to the remote gang.
Gang, gang.
Gentlemen, how are y'all doing? How are you feeling? What's the vibes? Talk to me, talk to me.
Man, that intro got me feeling great, bro.
Word.
It's just crazy. I just checked. It's damn near 20 years to the day that that album dropped.
It's like three days away from 20 years.
And that shit still feel like that.
No, it feels great.
It's crazy.
20 years, bro.
Prime 5th was different, man.
It's a long time.
We old, fam.
I could start the pod
with 50 every week,
Jay-Z every week,
Drake every week.
Like, I really don't be wanting
to play these other niggas.
I really don't.
I want to play the shit
that I was outside for and I seen it impact things. don't. I want to play the shit that I was outside for
and I seen it impact things.
That's what I want to start with.
Hopefully,
everybody's feeling good.
Shout out to the listeners
out there.
Shout out to the Patronis.
Sign up for Patreon.
Exclusive content there.
You know the vibes.
Shout out to the Reddit niggas.
Salute, salute, salute.
Who else?
Shout out to the ladies.
Shout out to the happy
relationships out there
listening.
Valentine's Day is creeping up,
creeping up, creeping up,
creeping up. Don't you forget. No, listening. Valentine's Day is creeping up, creeping up, creeping up, creeping up.
Don't you forget.
No, no.
Don't you forget.
Now, well, Ish don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
He just buy flowers three times a month.
You're a fucking doof.
Salute.
This nigga be lying on this part.
Anyway.
You know how you know this nigga be lying?
See, when I leave the pod, I go think about you niggas lies you niggas
Yeah, are you?
Are you?
How big is his house
Never since he'd been with him was girl for a little while. Yeah flowers die
I was all over that now flowers die wouldn't stop don't play my man like I violate you
die. Stop. Don't play with my man like that. I'll violate you. Flowers die,
nigga. He not buying the shits that...
He ain't buying the flowers that die,
idiot. He not buying the 365. He ain't
buying flowers that die. Stop playing with it.
That's why he's buying them three times a month. No, he's not.
He not buying other shit. He not buying them
shits that you buy. Yeah, he not buying the year
last flowers.
You buy flowers that die?
Fact. Yeah.
Stop playing with my man like you don't know he buy flowers that die.
I didn't think he, I thought he elevated.
Get away.
I thought he elevated a little bit.
Oh, no wonder you're doing that.
Oh, all right.
My bad.
Never mind.
If they die, you got plenty of room.
Drago.
I buy my girl flowers, them flowers all the time.
And ain't no more room for flowers.
I can't buy no more flowers.
Hold up.
So, wait.
Buying flowers that die is like some broke shit now?
Nah, he's just saying.
Did they come out with flowers that don't die?
Yes.
Yeah.
That make your house smell great all year round?
Sometimes a year and a half?
Okay, what's the point?
You didn't answer me.
You said, okay.
Yes, yes.
Okay, so I wouldn't think that my man,
who's been a New Jersey real estate guru
since I've known him,
would still be buying his wife.
I know he love his girl.
Yeah.
I didn't think he would still be buying
her flowers that die.
Yeah, but if you buy one box of flowers
and them shit just sit there.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
Hold on, hold on.
You buy the one box of flowers
and them shit just sit there
where you can switch them up.
You can get different.
Same color, same area.
Yeah, it's just the same shit.
Not if they die?
No, I'm talking about, no, if they die, you you switch up the one box that don't die no you buy different colors it ain't just one type of flower that's poor you're doing good you're
doing us now no that shit actually you're buying that's a lazy way that's a lazy you put them in
the freezer are you freezing them never mind never mind speaking of freeze house house freeze
doing how you doing? You alright?
I'm great
Freeze
Good good good
Are you freezing the flowers?
I had a funny
Interaction this morning
I'm in the elevator
Going down to the garage
And this lady
Older lady
Stuntin' on him
That's not a stunt
Stuntin' on him
Definitely not a stunt
We don't go elevators
To our garage
Yeah we're
I thought you was about to say
I went to my parking spot
You go down to the garage
When you
No I don't Okay correct I you... No, I don't.
Okay, correct.
I don't live here.
I don't live here.
I don't live here.
Okay, salute.
Thank you.
But there's an older lady on there, so she's looking at me.
She goes, you look like... And I'm thinking she's going to say somebody live in a building or something.
She's like, you look like ice.
Oh, shit.
And I laugh.
Then she saw my chain.
She's like, yo, I listen to you all the time.
I'm like, I'm on the phone with my mother.
I'm like, my mom starts laughing.
Like, this lady had a cane.
No disrespect.
But I would not expect her to be listening to us.
I'm like, yo, we be on here cursing, talking reckless.
I felt bad.
Like, damn, please don't listen to me.
How old was she, you think?
My mom's a little bit older than like like how's your mom
tell my body so she can get managed my mother not gonna get back my mom my mom
is a 58 but yeah it just it you was a late decision in life. No, it wasn't. Early decision. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, because she's young.
Early decision.
Carry the one, nigga.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I'm done.
Jersey City math right there.
All right.
Mel is not here with us still
because Mel is moving
cross country.
No, Mel is moving.
I know.
She's a little more committed
than the rest of you.
She's moving. That's tough. None of, I'm playing. She's a little more committed than the rest of you. She's moving.
That's tough.
None of us went to help.
She didn't ask.
We just looking at her
tape up boxes,
all types of shit.
We like, hey, hurry back.
Miss you.
So did you get an autograph?
No, no.
She didn't ask for an autograph.
Take a picture?
No.
It was just a wild,
like I would have never
expected her to know this podcast it just really like even if people say like oh my kid listen
no it's not it's it's it really was an underestimation on my end like i did not expect
that like i thought i've had people say oh my kid you know my son listened to you she was like
oh my god i watch y'all all the time. I watch you all the time.
And I was just like...
Shout out to her. She's listening now.
Shout out to Lucy.
Look, didn't say her name or nothing. I don't know her name.
Shout out to the old lady on the elevator.
I'm not calling her old lady, but...
It just literally, it surprised me.
The demo was wide, man.
That's really what it is.
That's it.
SCP, feeling yourself, huh? Yeah, let's talk about it. I'm wide, man. What you mean to say? That's really what it is. That's it. Yeah, CP, feeling yourself, huh?
Yeah, let's talk about it.
I'm chilling, man.
I'm chilling.
You're talking a lot.
Ever since the fans joined your side, you've been talking a lot.
A lot crazy.
How you feel?
You feel good?
I feel good, man.
Slow down now.
But German engineering, you know, sometimes you guys go overboard, but you're looking
good.
Don't overstep your boundaries.
I didn't even think Parks would still be here today.
I thought he would be in LA.
I'm getting the weirdo calls and texts and DMs already.
I hate them all.
What happened?
You know the fucking ones.
Yo, you in LA?
Out here.
Yo, you out here?
Yo, you in LA for Grammys?
Yo, you out here?
I got this event popping tonight.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Yeah.
No.
No.
I got those, and I'm not even cool with the people sending them to me.
What's her name?
I keep telling them, nope, you're trying to make this about women.
Maybe that's in your life.
For me, I've spent over 20 years in this business.
A lot of relationships.
A lot of people looking for me.
Quick, too.
Cool as a fan.
Right there.
I can't play with him.
He's a human.
I can't play with him.
He had that Uno card ready.
He reversed.
No, he was right there.
He reversed.
No, I told him, nigga. He draw four. He ready. He reversed. He was right there. He reversed. No, I told him, nigga.
He draw four.
He's the human Uno.
Go ahead, Uno.
Go ahead.
Anyway.
That's your new name, Uno.
I just named you.
You've named everyone.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
You like Dirk with that.
Yeah.
Shout out to Dirk.
Speaking of names.
Today, I learned about some of the names you have tattooed on you.
One day we need to do an episode
about just men with horrible tattoos.
But until we do, this will suffice.
We'll start right here.
Let's start right here.
This is pretty good right here.
Sure.
Tell the audience about some of the tattoos
you got on your body.
You just posed shirtless out there,
so we were able to really see.
In 20 degree weather.
20 degree weather.
I have... Cloud chasing. What? This nigga whole life is 20 Degree Weather. 20 Degree Weather. I have-
Cloud Chaser.
What?
This nigga whole life is Cloud Chaser.
Anyway.
You got Paul Newman on one titty.
No, I have Cary Grant in A Fear to Remember, that movie.
I have my man, not my man, I got James Stewart here, It's a Wonderful Life.
How old are you?
I have, I don't know.
I have anime, One Piece, Luffy.
What's the name of the dude that used to do The Daily Show?
Not Noah.
Jon Stewart?
Yeah, Jon Stewart.
You got Jon Stewart on your body. I don't have Jon Stewart.
Paul Stewart.
I got I'm Bitch on my arm.
It was a prank that was played.
And I got some other shit here.
You got a prank tattoo?
Wait, we not just going.
It was a, how's that a prank?
It's just a prank. You were asleep? You lost. That you put on your body permanently. Yeah, we not just going. It was a, how's that a prank? It's just a prank.
You were asleep?
You lost.
That you put on your body permanently.
Yeah, you lost, nigga.
You have the words, I'm bitch, written on your arm.
I do.
And you made an acronym for them.
Here we go.
And you know what's funny?
I feel like some type of psychic,
because I've been new before I even seen that,
that you was bitch.
Before I even seen that. All right was bitch. Before I even seen that.
All right, let me see what it says here.
It says, I'm bitch.
Can I see it?
Yo, you just be raw dog in the hoodie.
Can I see what it says?
Wait, yo.
I'm.
He got an acronym.
Can I see it?
Can I read the acronym, please?
He need another advance, yo.
Yo, for real.
He won't let me read it.
No, give him an advance.
Yo, stop.
Stop playing with me. Tell the audience why you have, I'm bitch. let me read it no give him an advance yo stop stop playing with me
I'm about to
tell the audience
why you have
I'm bitch
this
can I read it
I'm making
big ideas
that can
help
yo
wait wait
your tattoo artist
was just
stealing money yo
wait wait wait
who your tattoo artist
I'm bitch means
I'm making
big ideas that can help that's what it mean that's tattoo artist? I'm bitch means I'm making big ideas that can help.
That's what it mean.
That's what it mean.
I'm going to help you.
How long you had that?
You are helping me.
I can't front on it.
I see what it means.
I see what it means.
You got the scribble scrambling on your arm.
Stop it.
My tattoos are better than yours, but at the same time, like, yeah.
Why you got all the Alfred Hitchcock actors on your chest?
So this right here is James Stewart.
Like I said.
Who is James?
We don't even know him.
It's A Wonderful Life.
It's A Wonderful Life.
It's A Wonderful Life.
What's that?
It's an old classic.
It's like the first Star Trek.
Yo, let me just talk.
Nigga, don't describe my tattoos.
At the end of the day,
when I was going through a lot,
these movies helped me get through
a hard time in my life.
So that's why I tattooed them.
The only tattoo I regret is James Stewart
because when I Googled it,
I found out that he was racist.
So my daughter made a joke when she read it and said, you got white people on your chest.
Cary Grant is cool.
Not even good whites.
Huh?
Not even good whites.
Cary Grant racist too?
I don't know.
She was from the 50s, right?
Yes.
Cary Grant fire.
Watch out my butt, Cary Grant.
You should have went Jon Stewart.
You know Ish?
Yeah. Yeah. I thought Ish would have had Jon Stewart? Ish? Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought Ish would have had Jon Stewart tattooed on him.
Get your shit off.
My bad.
Or Martha.
Oh, yeah.
This right here is One Piece.
This anime, One Piece.
Luffy, Luffy, Luffy, Luffy.
Go up higher.
Is your tattoo artist still alive?
I want to interview a tattoo artist.
He moved
He was just stealing money
The real nigga from the hood
Ran him out of here
This from Scorch
Nigga from Philly
No you Scorch
You Scorch
You burnt up
It's not from Scorch
What I'm going to ask you
What's up bro
We had a conversation
A little deep conversation
Yeah sure
About a week and some change ago
Where race came into the picture
Of course
And you almost tried to incinerate me
about having a white significant other.
That wasn't my goal, but yeah, I did, you know.
And you told me you can't possibly stand for the blacks
if you are laying down with a white.
From a woman's perspective, that's a fan in the comments.
I was speaking for the comments.
I am the comment dweller.
Go ahead.
You told me. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. the comments. I am the comment dweller. Go ahead. You told me.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
That's a cop out.
That's a cop out.
It's not gonna happen.
Nah.
It's not a cop out.
You told me that.
I'm the comment dweller.
I am.
I am.
I'm speaking from the perspective of the women.
Grab him some police.
Come out of there, please.
Yo.
Give him a couple of minutes.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I would love to finish speaking.
What's up?
What's up?
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
I don't rush you when you are articulating.
You told me I can.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah. Hold on. Hold on. Stop doing that. There you go rush you when you are articulating. You told me I can't. No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop doing that.
There you go again.
Thinking you the smartest in the room.
Because you know I take time articulating.
Don't do no slick, passive-aggressive jokes, or I'm on you.
Shape up.
I don't even know what he talking about.
Can he finish?
Let him finish.
Thank you.
You told me you can't possibly stand for blacks if you laying with whites.
I want to know how the fuck you standing for blacks. You got
the whites tattooed on your body.
The racist whites. You going to sleep with them every night.
Cary Grant. True.
Audrey Hepburn. What the fuck?
Audrey Hepburn's on there too.
I know she is. Very good.
I have nothing to say. Audrey Hepburn on there?
That's the woman. Wow.
On his heart though.
You got the white lady on your heart.
I got him in my heart.
You got him on your heart.
I do.
And you tried to roast me.
I did.
All right.
Get Fred Astaire next.
Ginger Rogers.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm about to cover.
And you play Frank Sinatra every week.
No one.
See, now it's all coming full circle.
It is.
Don't get Fred.
You're already getting Joe Astaire.
No.
So I'm going to cover Joe Astaire. Joe Astaire. Don't get Fredred you're already getting joe to steer no so i'm gonna cover joe's there
don't get fred is there you look and you got this little mexican something chinese asian
mexican on your arm but this is an anime we gotta start up on this is an anime
fortune cookie lady on your arm everything on his arm but somebody black
word i mean black creation it's fine it's black history month
you don't see this round of applause oh shit you got a pentagram on your arm yeah you don't
see the symbol on the other arm i don't know what that means i'm done looking at his body
don't know what it means but you got it on your body i did all right uh moving right along
moving right along where would you gentlemen like to start today? I don't know anything about music that came out, so don't ask me about it.
I don't think anything really came out particularly.
Last week, we didn't get into the Smokey Robinson track list.
Oh, man.
I saw the cover.
Oh, man.
But did you see the track list?
I saw it.
I didn't see the track list.
The album's called Gasm, is it not?
It is.
The first track.
Gang banging.
The first track is called Gasm.
He's stepping it up.
Yeah.
Somebody pull up The track list please
So we can read it
To the audience
Because
Smokey Smokey Smokey
Yeah
Smokey Smokey
You think Smokey
Still ain't pulling them man
I'm sure he is
Smokey is Smokey still
Smokey getting them
But these old niggas
In these albums
Send it to me
Oh okay
Send it to me
I wanna read it want to read it.
I want to read it.
I had a blast reading it.
It's funny.
Especially the last two.
I didn't see it.
It's funny?
Well, I'm explaining to you.
Okay, all right.
Smokey Robinson has a new album out.
It is called Gas.
No, it's coming out.
It's not a release date.
Oh, it's not out yet.
There's a single out if we don't have each other, which is probably the most non-horny
song title on the album.
Here we go. Track one,
Gasm's, which is the album title.
Got it. Track two,
How You Make Me Feel.
I see where he's going. Track three,
I Know Your Body.
He might know a body.
He's getting a little R. Kelly-ish now.
I Know Your Body.
Track four, I Keep Calling You.
That body was good. And you, I Keep Calling You. Okay.
That body was good.
And you're not answering the phone.
I need more gas. That is why he keep calling.
Yeah. The body must have been good.
Track five,
Roll Around.
That's why I'm calling you. I'm trying to roll around. Yeah.
He's probably rolling around the block to get back.
No, no, no.
Track six six Missionary
Is beside you
In case you didn't know
Where I wanted to roll around
I want to roll around beside you
The spoon
Track seven
If we don't have each other
I can't roll around
That's true
Or gasm
I can't roll
I can't get the gasm
I can't roll around next to you
If we don't have each other
At all
He's killing so far.
Track eight.
Last two.
These are my favorites.
You fill me up.
Hey.
What?
Corey Rooney.
You fill me up.
Corey Rooney, we got to talk to you.
That's what my man said in P-Valley, right?
Yo.
Don't do that to Ice Show.
Ice T-B Tebow that part.
Hey, what's that Tebow?
What's that shit called?
On the gram?
Remember Tebow?
Boomerang?
Boomerang.
What's that shit called?
Boomerang.
And last but not least, track number nine, I Fit In There.
Hey.
Hey.
I fit in there.
Hey. Shh.
Smokey giving off some little meat energy, yo.
All that shit he talking about.
Or he been around the block for 50 straight, 60 straight years,
taking them down.
Oh, he's definitely been around.
Why is he so horny right now?
Why is Smokey so horny?
He shouldn't be that horny right now.
He got some new Viagras out there.
Why don't you get the tracks for the album?
They're not out yet.
Got it.
Diana spun that nigga.
How you wrote this and let Diana spin you like that?
She did it like the nigga did it. I ain't gonna say it. My fault, Swiss.
Shit, I'll... I'm gonna say my fourth Swiss. I want to hear what I fit in there sounds like.
Yeah.
Why?
Because that is a creative album.
I mean, song title.
I fit in there. I want to hear the concept. I want to hear where he's going with that. Got it. I mean, song title. I fit in there.
I want to hear the concept.
I want to hear where he's going with that.
Got it.
From a musician's standpoint. You know you can fit in there, right?
A baby comes out of there.
True.
True.
He seemed like he was surprised.
Oh, shit.
All of y'all got kids except for Parks.
Was it weird fucking again
after you seen your kid come out of there?
Nope.
No.
No.
No.
All right.
Anyway.
Did y'all wait the six to eight weeks? Yes. Yes. No. No. No. All right. Anyway. Did y'all wait the six to eight weeks?
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Loser.
Not me.
They waited.
I knew Ice would wait six to eight weeks, but you.
You.
What's wrong with you, yo?
Fucking waited for.
He's lying.
You aided, too. Freak. He's lying. You ate it, too.
You a freak.
Look me in the eye.
You ate it the day after.
Good boy, yo.
I love you.
I want to show you I love you.
Put a little ketchup on the pussy.
We need Mel back.
Put a little ketchup on that pussy.
Mel, come back.
Mel, please come back.
Please, please come back.
Look what you got us doing.
Yo, shout out to Smokey Robinson.
Legend, man.
Legend.
At least he ain't go Brian McKnight on him.
Brian McKnight put the record out,
I'll Show You How Your Pussy Work.
That was the name of the song.
Right now, Smokey Robinson is touring.
Corey Rooney is, I guess he's his manager.
Brian McKnight need to call his first family.
Yeah.
I said that the first time.
One of them niggas retweeted me.
Oh, shit.
One of them niggas clipped the podcast.
Was like, yeah, he do need to call us.
Oh, shit.
Yo, if I ain't got a new family I like better,
I'm not calling my first family either.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Some of these kids, when they come out
and get their own personality, it's like,
you don't want to be around that.
Nigga said the kid had bad vibes.
Yeah, baby.
That's what nigga said.
Hey, get away from them bad vibe kids
Anyways, what do y'all want to talk about?
Anything in the world
The floor is ours without Mel
Come on, let's be fucking Mel Chauvinist
Chinese spy balloon
Let's get into it
Okay, fuck it
I don't like that
If Donald Trump was president
He would have went live from the lawn
And shot that balloon down
We got him
He would have shot that shit himself.
He would have had that shit that, what's his name?
Sun had.
El Chapo Sun had.
The aircraft.
The aircraft.
He would have went live from the lawn.
America, we got him.
We got him.
Shot these spy balloons.
Then he would have sold that shit to Hulu and Netflix.
Yo, look how I shot that shit out.
Whole Senate, whole House of Senate, they told me not to.
But I'm me.
I'm Trump.
I did it.
Explain to me what's going on because I have no idea.
There's a balloon.
I believe it's over Montana right now.
It's been flying across the country.
And they've identified it and they say they believe it belongs to the People Republic of China.
But they've instructed the president not to order it shot down.
They're talking about because they believe
the debris
could hurt
civilians
which tells me
they think
it's something in that shit
and if they shoot it down
it's going to fuck
some people up
so are you interested
why would they want
to shoot down a balloon
though
balloons are beautiful
it's a spy balloon
from China
flying over us
who knows that
it's a spy balloon
now listen
I'm getting all my
information from y'all
not CNN
right
well China said that it's a weather balloon they have you know copped out balloon. Now listen, I'm getting all my information from y'all, not CNN.
Well, China said that it's a weather balloon.
They have, you know, copped out and said
it's a weather balloon, but I don't believe it. See?
Why didn't you know our weather?
Why you want to know our weather?
Because y'all fucked the weather up
over here, so we want to bring the weather
balloon back to make sure that don't happen over here.
Yo, Ice, why they don't call Batman?
Remember Batman 1?
Where he took the balloon. That's a fact.
He snipped it up.
How do we know that this is
supposed to... Why do they think it's a weather balloon?
Fam, my thing is they have enough technology
to go up there and get the fucking balloon down
if they want it down. Batman.
I think they're afraid of the fucking balloon because they don't know what's in it.
You don't got to bust it. Even if you bring it
down, they can detonate it or some shit.
Look how big this balloon
is, Lord. Look at this
balloon. Let me see. We got
it. The latest on the suspected
Chinese spy balloon over
the U.S. Oh, and they made it look like
the moon.
Oh, shit.
Oh, those guys are slick. The balloon
look like the moon. Yeah. They're not playing. Oh, we guys are slick. The balloon look like the moon.
Yeah.
They're not playing?
Oh, we got two moons.
The first moon wasn't real.
No, seriously, let's not make a joke for a minute.
All right, somebody tell me why China might need to spy on us and we are the stupid ones.
That's to show how smart they are.
They've probably been spying on us. They spying on us through TikTok. That's to show how smart they are. They've probably been spying on us.
They spying on us through TikTok.
That's a fact.
Which is why the Senate is trying to get TikTok banned.
And they got y'all kids signed to TikTok records, too.
All day.
Predicted.
Just like Jewel.
A senator just introduced some shit.
They're trying to get TikTok literally banned in the United States.
Because Chinese, the company that owns it have like backdoor they can just read
get all your data just sign right in see everything that's going on they they can
literally spy on all of Americans with tic-tac oh please they got my family way
before that with baby shark yeah but this is an app that you download and on
your shit that is now we're all everybody's lives is on a phone so if
if tick-tock got some bullshit in it that gives them access to all your on your shit that is now where everybody's lives is on their phone. So if TikTok
got some bullshit in it
that gives them access
to all your information.
Your bank account,
your stock account.
And they can sit right there
and access all your shit.
Now with the iPhone,
you got the health app.
You can put all your
health information in there.
All this shit.
You're absolutely right.
I think in 10 to 15 years,
all of us will be Usain Bolt.
We're going to wake up one day
and your money will be drained
from your account.
We'll all go look to fire
Ian or whoever's handling things,
but the money will be gone.
Usain Bolt told me I
fired the guy that...
I don't understand that one.
I fired the guy that was responsible
for losing my $13 million.
No. I have an
employee for life. I didn't fire anybody.
You're going to stick
right beside me, young man,
until we get this together.
I'm not firing you.
Y'all seen it too deep, right?
I'm going to fire at him.
Yeah.
You talk about it.
You ain't tied up in the basement.
We're going to find out what happened.
We're going to play some pool
with that ass.
Nah, come on.
We're going to play some pool.
Stop it.
That's what they did
in itdome.
I know,
but not next to me, bro.
All right, I'm sorry.
A nigga with these bad tattoos
shouldn't sit next to me.
You my man.
Your tattoos is worse.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
The ones on your back?
On Patreon, we'll talk about it.
All right, send them over.
No.
The Pentagon said
that the balloon violates
U.S. airspace
and is unacceptable.
Yeah, this shit is flown
over like secure areas. I. airspace and is unacceptable. Yeah. This shit is flown over, like, secure areas.
They just gave him a harsh talking to.
Like, do something about it.
Yeah.
Trump wouldn't have cared.
You know that, right?
Niggas' houses, it would have fell on the projects.
He would have built the new projects.
He would have called it Trump Towers 4.
Trump would have said, yo, wait till it get over.
I don't want to say no Vice City, because they're going to be shooting at me in the
DMs.
Wait till it get over there.
Yo, black people, I'm telling y'all out there
we just be scared for nothing
if we all band together we could get our reparations
I done seen white people now
be scared of party city balloons
from China
the insurrection they ain't do nothing about
dumb little hillbilly niggas
if we get together
we could probably make a little run for it.
We could have two Black History Months.
We could take another month.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
A 31-day joint.
Yeah, yeah.
You could come too, but you got to get the tattoos off you.
Yeah, my mother.
Get Paul Stewart, Martha Stewart, John Stewart, Rod Stewart.
My mother put Cindy Portillo.
Why you got Rod Stewart tattooed?
Anyway, all right.
So the Chinese are spying on us.
That's important.
All over the place.
And we're allowing them to.
It's unacceptable.
It's unacceptable.
We sign up and just let them do it.
Harsh talking to.
What they doing in Montana, though?
Who knows?
No, that's just where it's at now.
He was just there.
Tell us.
I know.
I can't say the first thought that came to my head.
Not so populated just there. Tell us. I know. I can't say the first thought that came to my head. It ain't but not so populated over there.
That might be the reason.
A lot of people in China.
Could be some shit over there.
Exactly.
We know it ain't populated, so we hiding this there.
They say, fuck moving to Mars or the moon or whatever.
We're just going to come over here.
Or set up some warehouses.
All right.
Well, we'll keep an eye on this.
That's what we're doing literally.
They keep an eye on us anyway, so.
Right.
We watching them watch us.
Yeah.
That's all they doing?
They ain't gonna watch me.
I ain't doing shit.
I'm in the house.
They ain't gonna learn no central intelligence shit
from my crib.
I'm in there scratching my ass, my balls.
They would be like, look at this stupid ass nigga.
So in some more bullshit news.
This actually happened last year,
but they voted to make daylight savings time permanent.
So time not going to jump back and forth no more
as of November this year.
Are we lit?
It's just going to stay.
I know, I know.
I like that, though.
I know, bro.
It's some bullshit, but I like it.
That'll throw Chyna off.
That is some supreme bullshit right there, bro.
Yeah, which way is it going to stay?
Yeah, Chyna, you have our data, but what time was it when you got it?
So basically, I think it's the spring.
When we jump ahead for the hour, We're never going to jump back.
I love it.
This is how they get us with the distractions.
Hey, while y'all worry about these eggs, we got some other shit coming.
Yeah, prices is up, but we'll give you that extra hour of daylight.
So have a blast.
You mentioned eggs.
Hold up.
I sent it to y'all.
There was a flyer.
There's a brunch party.
What do you eat at brunch?
Omelette.
And girls.
That is true.
If they got the right girls, then I'm not going there for eggs.
Different kind of eggs.
Y'all going to brunch for brunch?
I'm going with the bitches.
Sorry.
If you bring
A carton of eggs
You get a free mimosa
Just one?
Somebody
That's a rip off
Where is this in Jersey?
No
Watch your mouth
It's actually in Brooklyn
You got Rob Stewart
Your hometown
It's not in Queens
Not from Queens
No no
Your hometown
Not from Queens
Queens, Brooklyn
BQE
Wherever you live
That shit is in Jersey.
That's some bullshit.
That's some bullshit.
You'll bring us a carton of eggs.
You know how high eggs is?
It's high.
Yeah, that's so...
Brown eggs, too.
Why do I judge people for going to brunch parties and eating brunch?
Need something to soak up all that liquor.
Why are you even there in time to get to brunch?
This lonely shit you talking about.
You lonely, my nigga.
I'm lonely for not eating a brunch at brunch bar?
I'm just saying, move your girl to Jersey so you can live happy.
Don't talk about my girl.
In a positive way.
Don't ever talk about my girl.
You talking about my wife.
You talking about my wife.
In no way.
Move your girl to Jersey so you can be happy.
You want to say it louder and by the way?
Yeah.
Wow.
All right. He said he was? Yeah. Wow. All right.
He said he was on you.
Pause.
From earlier.
Said you the ops.
Fuck flip.
Y'all made a real cool, peaceful vibe.
Can nobody knock my vibe?
Can nobody hold me down?
Oh no.
Yeah.
I got the key.
You know the words.
All right. So they're spying on us.
Get a mimosa with some eggs.
What else is important here?
That's about it.
Show up niggas in the line with eggs.
Anybody in the line like that.
Do you think people are going to really do that though?
For free? Absolutely. Some of your people?
Yes.
You want to know what's funny? In your households, do y'all go to the supermarket?
I do.
I do.
I don't mean, stop.
Y'all answer too fast on the pod.
I don't mean the guy version of going to the supermarket
and getting the shit that you need to be a man in the world.
I'm talking about when you go to the supermarket
and have to stock your own.
Like the real version of going.
Yeah.
Nigga live alone.
Outside of the town.
That should take a long time
if you're a dude.
It does.
I be in front of the little
egg section now
for 15 minutes.
There's a lot of options over there.
No, no.
It's life decisions
in front of that section.
Mad eggs.
You still eat white eggs.
Brown.
Extra large.
Jumbo.
Which one's bigger?
Medium.
Protein.
Lactose.
It's like, yo.
Then it's the clear thing. then it's the clear thing,
then it's the white styrofoam.
Do I want...
Did you convert to brown eggs fully?
Brown eggs?
White eggs?
Brown eggs.
She ain't converted to nothing brown.
Oh, she's still white eggs?
White girl,
Jimmy,
call me to my world.
She tapping, dancing on your chest.
Yeah, it is.
Don't call me till it's nine o'clock, ass.
Nigga, fuck out of here.
I don't like you, sir.
I don't know what song he's singing.
I don't know.
He don't either.
From BET Uncut.
You remember that song.
You got BET Uncut in your mental Rolodex?
I do.
Yes.
Yes, nigga.
Because while you was out here trying to be a fake gang member Yes I was in the house
Watching BET uncut
Same
I was never a gang member
Trying to be a
But you was a crip
I was
Like I ran out
Whatever you wanna say
Whatever you call it
Fakey
Now you a bulls
Fakey
Nah he tried to do it too
They shot him out
They shot him right out the crip
They jumped you out
You got jumped like mad times too
Chased
You got chased by Indians
With him
Easy
We got him Yo Watch your mouth yo Indians hit me up I'm like mad times too. Chased. You got chased by Indians with him. Easy.
We got him. Yo.
Watch your mouth, yo.
The Indians hit me up.
I've never been chased.
I didn't know Ish when I'm Indian.
Oh, they fuck with you?
Where they at?
Where they be at now?
Where they be at?
I'm going to pull up.
Yo, you really got chased by some Indians?
No, I ain't get chased.
Nigga, I stand and fight.
I don't run nowhere.
They won though.
How many was they Almost got me. He almost said it too. I know these brothers.
I still want to say it. And no, I haven't.
Yeah, they was little.
And no, I haven't either.
Yo, come on, man.
Yo.
This is Joe and Joe himself.
Queen Flip does not stand by those comments.
Shout out to my Indian brothers out there.
Oh, man.
God damn it. Yo. Yo. No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. Stop. Stop.
Stop.
J-B-P.
J-B-P.
Where would you be without the J-B-P?
Okay.
All right.
Order has been restored.
We're back.
Sheesh.
Uncle Potter strikes again.
Did you people see you people?
I saw it.
You, not you people. I don't know that. Yes, he people? I saw it. You not you people.
I don't know that.
Yes, he is.
I'm playing.
By their definition of you people, I don't know who you people is.
Depends on who's talking.
Analysis.
Depends on who's talking.
I'm going to try to not be angry black man.
I ain't see it.
I'm going to try to.
It's Black History Month.
How?
You see the hoodie?
Kenya Barris is one of my inspirations so is Jonah Hill actually
so I mean
I want to try to
critique this movie
and Eddie of course
well old Eddie
for me
old Eddie for me
you've been on Eddie's ass for a long time
I want to try to critique this movie
respectfully
but honestly
so if you saw it so it's only ice and flippin' alright so I'll begin I try to critique this movie respectfully, but honestly.
So, if you saw it, so it's only ice and flippity-daisy.
All right, so I'll begin.
I laughed really, really hard for like the first 25 minutes of this film.
I thought I was in for something.
I stayed in on like a Thursday night, Wednesday night, ordered in.
It was like a date night for myself, made it a thing. cuz everybody told me it's great everybody told me it was great and
I hate when I fall victim to that I saw that said that I only saw one comment on
it and it was not saying that it was great I didn't hate it your comments
don't seem to ever say anything is great you get the positive timeline I saw
actually actually no no no I actually read it on on
reddit I look I was over there and then the JVP read it and they would they had
a discussion about it and it was like brother shit is they kind of trashed it
and I was like I didn't want to read this well you people for the people for
you people out there that have no idea what this movie is about well this is
about Jonah Hill is marrying Lauren London and their parents
have to meet each other
and it's a culture shock for both sides
it's like about interracial dating
and the family
dynamics
yeah
caca
why did you think it was caca
I think it was juvenile
I think it was juvenile. I think it was poorly written.
I think the, I think Jonah Hill is great.
Same.
I think the mom from.
Elaine.
Elaine is great.
Same.
I think all of the pieces that they had were great.
And so with Eddie Murphy being Eddie Murphy is beyond
great mm-hmm they could have came up with a better product it was poorly
written it was predictable it was too over-the-top as far as the like it was
too drastic like you could just slapstick II yeah it was like it was it
was whack to me very slapstick II very slapstick II very um embellished and
exaggerated mm-hmm That shit was trash.
That's kind of what I got from that, right?
It was trash.
It was trash.
I didn't think it was terrible, though.
But it was...
Both families were obnoxious.
I don't want to be this guy.
I swear I don't want to be this guy.
But if I was white, I wouldn't think it was terrible either.
Yes, you're right.
I would actually like it a little more.
Yeah, you would laugh a little bit.
After I finished laughing at the first 20, 25 minutes
and I really got into what the film was about,
all laughter left.
I don't even see how you laugh for 25 minutes.
Because I have no idea what this film was about.
So you start with a podcast.
Let me also say I'm tired of shows and movies
starting with a podcast.
I am.
Maybe it's hate.
Only Murders in the Building is the only one that I like.
Only Murders in the Building,
Truth Be Told.
Bro.
There's been a bunch.
You people,
there's a bunch of them now.
Sex and the City,
the reboot,
was all podcasts.
Unfortunately.
Podcasting is it.
But along with Ish saying
it's poor writing,
I would like to know
when they started
writing this film.
How long before
the Kyrie Holocaust Jewish
talk piece
was this movie?
Because it just seemed like
that's when they started writing the movie.
Yeah.
Then they put all of these comedians
and celebrities in the movie, which for me
is a clear sign that this is about
to be ass. It brings me back to Who's the Man
or some shit.
And Coming to America and anything
with just a bunch of celebrities in it.
Coming to America 2.
Huh?
Coming to America 2, right?
That too?
What do you mean that too?
You want to say Coming to America was ass, right?
No, I'm talking about, I said Who's the Man.
I said the movie I wanted to say.
You said Coming to America.
Oh, Coming to America 2.
Okay.
Never Coming to America.
A lot of celebrities.
Never Coming to America. You, coming to America, too. Okay. Never coming to America. A lot of celebrities. Never coming to America.
You know, had to check that.
Yeah, no, but this new shit, by the time they got to the scene,
and this is what really just took it from me, spoiler alert if you haven't seen it.
The Koofy.
That was it.
It was over.
That was it.
That was pretty bad.
And that's why I'm saying if I was white, I maybe enjoy it more.
Because when they start explaining the cultural differences
and they
get into black culture black culture is a lot more than wearing the wrong color in a barbershop
uh calling next at a basketball court you like insulting me now like i saw a white man can't
jump enough of this what are y'all doing uh that that when they burned the shit more than that
yo every muslim man is not just coming in on the real militant shit.
Yo, yeah, you know Farrakhan in the middle of the Jewish people's house.
Yeah, you know my idol, Farrakhan.
Yeah.
The shit was trash.
It was just-
I didn't-
I might not watch this shit now.
The way y'all just-
You ain't missing nothing.
I didn't like it.
You felt more insulted by it?
I support Kenya Barris.
I support Jonah Hill.
I ain't feel-
I just think it was lazy. It's a cool concept. I think you insulted by it. I support Kenya Barris. I support Jonah Hill. I just think it was lazy.
It's a cool concept.
I think you got the names.
Like, even how they marketed the movie.
Like, Nia Long, you barely see Nia Long if you don't got a pause button.
But the way you market it, you think Nia Long plays a significant role in the movie.
She doesn't.
Well, they had a movie like that with Cindy Poitier, Guess Who's Coming Home for Dinner.
Cindy Poitier had a movie like that where they had to meet the in-laws, both parents.
And that was a little different, but I could see it.
Yeah, that was more serious.
Yeah, it was more serious.
That was written well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
This ain't that.
It's not like that at all.
This is trash.
Okay.
And again, I hate to say it was trash because, you know, you fuck with Eddie Murphy and all of the cast in the movie, but it wasn't.
It's not good.
Got you.
Okay.
I'm still going to watch it.
Yeah, you should check it out.
But that dinner scene where they end up burning the koofy off of Eddie Murphy.
Is it like disrespectful?
That's how you feel?
It's just if you believe in subcontext, then yes.
Got it.
My answer is yes.
Got it.
Only if you believe in subcontext.
If you're just taking this for a comedic movie, then no.
See, but now that you said that, I didn't even look at it as disrespectful.
But I know that people got to approve these types of movies.
I know that these big companies, shit got to go up a chain of command, and a bunch of eyes got to get these types of movies I know that these big companies shit got to go up a chain of command
and a bunch of eyes got to get on this
so for this to be approved
like I want to see Kenya Barris do
black comedy
not framed and
plated for whites
mmm
like black-ish
grown-ish all
of his shit is black shit
which I love
because I'm black
so the first 20 minutes
I'm black
I'm laughing at it
until I realize
I'm laughing at something different
you almost get to feel
like you said
it's not for you
even if you're black
or even if it is for you
they still gotta make it
palatable for the white
yeah
and culturally
we just
are a lot more
than what they choose to show.
And that's what I didn't like.
I hate to come in here and be a racy man over a movie.
That's what I didn't like.
I really want to just enjoy movies, but I believe in subcontext.
I do.
Even, you know what I got mad at?
This is how mad I'd be at subcontext.
Lauren London, in the beginning of this shit, is talking to her ex.
Her ex is trying talking to her ex. Her ex
is trying to get her back.
They must have just broke up.
The ex is,
he's reading off lines,
he's getting his shit off
and eventually
he hands her the phone.
She said,
let me see your phone.
Yeah, he hands her the phone.
Her dad is feeding the ex
what to say
to get the girl back.
Right? So she sees that and she storms off we never see him again that bothered me what did lauren london that bothered
me why because it perpetuates a stereotype that's why got it it perpetuates a stereotype. That's why. Got it. It perpetuates a stereotype.
And if I'm wrong about that,
because when I thought it,
I said, I might be wrong about this.
Then she met Jonah Hill
and they got engaged in the next...
Six months or something.
Yeah, something stupid.
Eight, nine months.
And then I said, oh, I wasn't wrong.
I wasn't wrong about that.
What's the stereotype that it perpetuates?
The same shit that Jason Whitlock just finished saying
about single mothers raising black children.
Oh, he went there.
He's an idiot.
He went there.
He is an idiot.
And that was a very idiotic statement to make.
It was.
But I put him with they.
Everything, he works for they.
He's worse than they.
He's much worse than day because he's not day
but he works for day and he says a lot of dayish type shit so that's the that's the stereotype
is that this guy that you was in a long lasting relationship with who wants you back and who you
clearly have history with he did some bullshit but you have history he talked to the parents
he's fly with you right he's out the scene for the rest of the movie. You'll never see him again.
That may be Joe freestyling some shit, but I didn't like it.
It was a lot in there that I just was uncomfortable with.
That's all.
Back in the days, they used to have people that experienced these on set while they were writing it, right?
Like on set to guide them through these movies.
Do you think that they're doing it like that these days?
Or you think it's just some white man?
I think that.
I think.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
I think the writing room sorry, go ahead.
I think the writing room is mixed.
Okay.
So if the writing room is mixed,
then you don't really have to go up the... You know what I'm saying?
Got it.
The political channels.
Like somebody probably...
Kenya Barris is black.
That's my bigger issue.
It's the Kenya Barris who,
idol of mine.
He's dope.
Inspiration of mine.
He's dope.
The Lena Wraiths.
Mm-hmm. The... Lena Wraiths,
even the Tyler Perrys, who's gone about it different,
but their black Jordan Peele, like Hollywood and the green lighters and the checkmakers go to certain black people for the black experience, but frame it and plate it the way that it's supposed to be played.
And I'm just tired of that. I'm tired of that.
I'm not excusing it by any means. I don't want anybody to take this the wrong way.
But it could be those names that you mentioned playing a game.
They are. They are. And they're successful in it exactly so in order to
be successful but the true genius is when you do that without the consumer knowing that you're
doing that i'm not mad at people doing that so don't misconstrue me you should plate something
so that everybody finds it funny like i come in here and i big up abbott's elementary abbott
elementary right but that's because quinta has found a way to make white people laugh
and black people laugh without going all the way to one culture
or making one culture look at the other culture and this culture make it.
It's just a funny fucking show.
That's it.
Funny is funny, bro.
True.
Or even, look, my thing is this.
When you have Eddie Murphy as your anchor and your staple,
you don't even got to do all of that embellishing shit.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, you don't got to do that.
So, like, he...
He could have been him.
Yeah.
I would have maybe enjoyed that movie more if Eddie Murphy got to play himself.
It was just a concerned black father.
Without the...
You know what I mean?
Like, the Muslim piece and the Farrakhan piece
and all of that.
Because Corey made a good point.
Elaine,
that character was Elaine.
Yeah.
The dad,
the dad,
Jonah.
David DeCovine, yeah.
They was just chilling.
Do you think because people
easily become offended
they don't want to make
a movie too black?
They made it more black
than they had to make it.
They made him a Muslim.
His name was Akbar.
He was wearing koofies
and all this shit.
But they were making fun of it.
Nobody's burned a koofy
in real life,
so they were making fun of it.
No, they didn't burn it by mistake.
But he took Jonah Hill
to like a Crip barbershop in LA
with a red hoodie on.
My nigga,
all of this shit
is stereotypical and slapstick, but they didn't do that on the Jewish side of this shit is stereotypical slapstick but
they didn't do that on a Jewish side of the ball yes and that's where I'm at so
if they would have embellished all on the other side of the ball then it would
have been even they didn't do that they just made them a no it wasn't like this
the other part that was confused I'm glad you brought that up in that you
have this comedy that is culture-based different cultures and they have
holocaust jokes in this movie but from jewish people with black people in black culture
prevalent in the movie so i'm confused at home saying okay when is it okay to make a holocaust
joke and when is it not i understand that that it's Jewish people making the joke.
That's when it's okay.
That's when it's okay.
It's like us
making a slavery joke.
We can make slavery jokes.
It's like us saying nigga.
We can say nigga.
We can say anti-black shit
when somebody else says it.
Then it's not appropriate.
So I'm not even mad at that.
What I'm mad at, again,
is how you embellished
the Muslim side
but you didn't embellish
the Jewish side.
You didn't have like locks
and you know,
other things that are typical Jewish staples. No dreidels. You didn't bring thatish the Jewish eye you didn't have like locks and you know other things
that are typical
Jewish staples
you didn't bring that up
in that
no dreidel
none of that
I don't know
what's that
the dreidel is the thing
they spin
the top looking thingy
I mean we're not gonna
get another stir crazy
we're not gonna get
another silver streak
we're not gonna get
movies like that
with Gene Wilder
and Richard Pryor
playing with it
because I think
it's lazy writing
I agree.
Like, Eddie Murphy is Eddie Murphy, dog.
Like, you can't find people that can write like Eddie Murphy.
You just can't.
Yeah, but on the flip side, if the five of us get together,
write something in two weeks, and we could go get a hundred mil for it.
You gonna do it.
Then we gonna do it.
Back in those days, they put so much thought into the movies.
And they would bring people on
to have them behind the scenes to guide
and coach you. No, this is how we would do it.
Yeah, but thoughts
died. But look, Flip. Why?
Because of this? Flip, because
the phone, the microwave era.
Back in the day, like the art
today for music,
movies, none of it
it's all
quick cash grabs today
Michael
it's very very very rare
that people
in any form of art
are putting
like are trying to
actually create
great art today
would it ever go back
to that you guys think
I doubt it
I doubt it
yeah I don't think so
that somebody could take
we're in an instant
gratification era
so now nobody
we want to get it done we want to get it done.
We want to get it done
as fast as possible
for as little as possible
and make as much,
as big a return as possible.
Because you know
Minister Farrakhan was on set.
They wouldn't go down like that.
That's what's happening today.
Oh, stop, stop.
Get this done in a week.
We're going to spend
10 million on it
and we want to make
200 million on it.
We'll spend more on marketing
than we spend on
on actual product
because they've tricked the people
to just care about the marketing.
Like this movie,
the way y'all describing it,
I don't even want to see it now.
I mean,
I'm going to check it out anyway,
but I'm not rushing.
Y'all go check it out.
But look,
I'm not rushing to go see it,
but the way it was marketed,
I wanted to see it.
Me and my girl,
that's our plan for this weekend.
We definitely watching people.
Me and my girl watched it and my girl that's our plan for this weekend we definitely watching me and my girl
watched it
and my girl
was
fell asleep
like my girl
looked at that
my girl
looked at the
goofy shit
and was like
what
nah I'm good
that's when I was
kinda done with it
my girl was like
yo I'm good
after the goofy shit
only
and this how you know
it's bad writing
see if you in the writing
this how you know
it's bad writing
I'm in the writing
a little bit
I'm not.
All of that for the big reveal at the end.
Oh, now I'm going to tell.
So, sorry.
Cut it off.
For the big reveal at the end to be Jonah Hill telling off Eddie Murphy,
telling off the dad about how he treated him during the movie,
and Lauren London telling off Elaine, the mom,
about how you treated her during the movie.
End of the movie. No, I how you treated her during the movie. End of the movie.
No, I wasn't.
It was the wedding.
Which is so stereotypical.
You already can predict
what was going to take place in this movie.
What should have happened then, Ish?
He should have chased us? What should have happened?
Well, don't put it on.
Don't ask Ish that because Ish has never
sat and tried to write a movie.
Not a writer.
Not a writer.
The quality movies, in my opinion, are the movies where you cannot, within a half an
hour, know how this movie's going to end.
A lot of rom-coms are very predictable like that, though.
Sure.
Yeah, I agree with that.
And that genre is just like that.
You can kind of call it.
You can almost call it in the first two minutes.
They're always going to get married at the end.
That's true.
Yeah.
It's a meme going around.
That's true.
It's a meme going around that was saying that Lauren London and Michael B.
Jordan are the same actor.
I hadn't seen the movie when I saw that meme.
But then I saw the movie.
No, no, that's not true. My timeline's wrong. I saw the meme but then I saw the movie no no that's not true my timeline's wrong I saw the meme
then I saw Saturday Night Live hosted by Michael B Jordan and Lil Baby
and then I saw the movie that State Farm bit was funny though and I'm here it was that was funny
it was I'm here to tell y'all that Lauren London had more lines in this movie than Michael B. Jordan's last 50 movies combined.
I don't care if the whole room is quiet.
I saw.
Hey, she had more lines than everything from Fruitvale Station and after.
Michael B. Jordan was choking on him Saturday Night Live lines.
I said, ah, it's tough saying lines, right?
That nigga couldn't get through the monologue.
He said, uh, uh, uh.
I said, yeah, nigga.
This ain't Wakanda.
Yo, you stupid.
All right, I'm done,
because he's from Jersey, big Jersey.
I don't care.
Creed III coming out, so.
And I'm watching it.
I'm in there.
And I'm watching it for Jonathan Myers,
Mayers.
Majors.
Majors, himors. Him too.
Him too. Snowfall commercials
even look bad.
I ain't even saying it no more.
Snowfall commercials even look bad.
And yo!
Leon from
BMF is a
Londoner. Word?
Yeah.
Good actor.
Is that all you have to say?
They're getting you niggas out of here.
Okay.
Hold up.
Now I want to hear your assessment.
They're getting you niggas out of here.
They can go over there and get them to do these roles for much cheaper than y'all.
You've heard my assessment on here.
I keep saying I wish they hire an American black guy to play American black man.
No.
They won't.
All of the people that kill these roles, they've been over there somewhere.
And we don't know it until they sit down with E and start using their real voice.
Their real voice.
This nigga's a model.
He's buff.
Bitches like this nigga.
They got to stop letting the London niggas come take our deal.
That's how Drake really shot up.
Letting these Canadian niggas come over here and do what they want.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Shout out to Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah, you stupid.
That's my man right there.
What else did I want to come in here and rant about?
Tom Brady retired, but how important is that to us?
Not very.
Bad boys.
Let's stay on movies.
Come on.
I think it's going to be amazing.
I know you do.
I know you do.
I think they-
You thought life was better than Beverly Hills Cop too.
Why do I hate life?
Please don't say it on here.
You got to say it.
Yo.
Oh.
I think that they know that the chemistry was off in Bad Boys 3.
And I think they going to put their foot in Bad Boys 4.
I think so.
Because Bad Boys 3 was trash.
It wasn't trash.
It wasn't good.
But I think they going to come back and snap back on Bad Boys 4.
That's my personal opinion.
What about Rush Hour 4?
Who's directing Bad Boys 4?
The Oscar board?
Damn.
I'm asking.
They got this nigga by the buckle.
He just got to do whatever they say.
Come on, nigga.
You got another one.
Oh, shit.
You stupid, yo.
I'm not going to watch Bad Boys 4.
I'll catch it.
I hate y'all for watching Bad Boys 3.
Bad Boys 2, if I take some of the action out, I ain't going to do it.
Relax.
I ain't going to do it to y'all. Relax. I ain't going to do it to y'all.
Relax.
I ain't going to do it to y'all.
I'm not going to do it.
Good.
Relax.
Bad Boys 2 is fire.
Fire.
Give me $900 million and I can make Bad Boys 2 too.
I can get some niggas to shoot some shit up.
I'll go to the gym.
I'll be well.
My shirt off.
You know what I mean?
Me and you.
Who's going to tell him?
Me and you.
Who's going to tell him?
For the right amount of money? I'll go get tell him me for the right amount of money i'll go get
funk master flex for the right amount of money nigga you got it backwards you know by the way
because why it's all right bro i don't try to analyze it i'm gonna give it to you i gotta i'm
gonna say it to you and we're moving on why because why do you say then i could go get the money why
you don't say why you don't say that to yourself? It's all right. I'm going to get this lipo
because I know skinny me
could go get X amount of,
but you say if I get X amount,
then I'll go get skinny.
If somebody said,
yo, I'm going to give you a contract
for X, Y, Z amount of money
to play in this movie,
but you got to lose all this weight
in six months.
Cocaine?
Once we sign that contract,
you got my Adderall up?
I gave you a contract
and said I would give you
X amount of dollars
to come play in this movie.
Look at you.
What that mean?
What that mean?
I'll fight you over him.
What that mean?
Stop.
I'll fight you over him.
Stop.
I ain't say nothing.
But you're looking at me.
You call me.
I'll fight you over him.
I called you what?
Don't call me.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Stop playing with my man.
No, you stop playing with me.
Hey, yo, Joe, let me ask you did you
hear about um i'm asking what uh drake and his his message to spotify let's hear it saying about
yo y'all giving me enough plaques you'll give me enough certificates uh-huh you should be cutting
bonuses to the artists who basically because he passed some number. He's the first artist to get 75 billion streams.
And he's like, I don't want a certificate.
And they got the arrogance and are bold enough to promote it.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Don't promote it.
That's the slap in the face.
Don't promote it.
The sad part is Drake is probably the one getting the bonus.
Yeah, he don't even realize.
Yeah.
Drake is not getting a bonus, yo.
Not a bonus, but you're getting it.
Compared to what the rest of the motherfuckers is getting on Spotify. Yeah. But he should. That makes sense,. Drake is not getting a bonus, yo. Not a bonus, but you're getting- Compared to what the rest of the motherfuckers
is getting on Spotify.
Yeah.
But he should-
That makes sense, no?
He should get a bonus.
Nigga, if I'm the one bringing the apples and the crust,
give me my big shot.
You're getting the biggest shot.
You are getting that.
That's what Parks has been explaining,
how Spotify works.
I think all artists on Spotify should be paying Drake.
Don't get me started.
Damn near.
They are.
The ones that
came after Drake
was Drake
I think they should
be paying him
I'm bringing the audience
over this motherfucker here
they are
which is why he's
getting the picture of the rock
when you type in the
Drake playlist
anybody that's on there
need to cut me a piece
of that check
I told y'all
there's no way Drake
should have fucking
signed for 400 million
but there's no need
to harp on it
because I don't think Drake signed for 400 million so we's no need to harp on it because I don't think
Drake signed for 400 million
so we can move on
or we don't know
the particulars
they just threw a number out
I know it wasn't 400 million
or you don't know
what he gave up
for the 400
you know what I'm saying
might have been light
in his case
I don't care
what he gave up
only in his case
whatever he gave up
I had a game
but he's the exception yeah he is the exception absolutely he is he's not
the rule there's nobody else yeah yo it's just him and the field is so far behind him it's not even
yo you know what i was thinking about if i'm drake i gotta feel really
good and if i'm drake future a few other people i gotta feel really good it's 2023 we already into
2023 this shit will get moving soon summer's coming it's soon to be 2024 which leaves us six
years to 2030 in the late 20 in 2017 2018 this shit, this shit seemed so far away. And our conversation was trying to guess who would be dominant in music and take over from 2020 to 2030.
So as I sit in 2023, about to be 2024, and there's no clear cut person.
And I'm Drake and I just dropped and I'm still 90 weeks on chart.
That's one other guy.
He don't speak English though.
Yeah.
We don't count him.
But Drake told y'all.
We don't count him.
Drake told y'all.
Hey,
Drake told y'all in 2013.
Well,
Drake said it's him and the guy.
Yeah.
And he said,
I'm tired of hearing
about who you checking for now.
Let's give it time.
We'll see who's still
around a decade from now.
The decade is here.
I don't want to hear
them other names.
I don't want to hear it.
I'm still doing this
the exact same thing
that I was doing in 2013.
No, no, no.
It is true.
It is true.
Yes and no.
There's no no to it, bro.
There is a no to it.
Let me hear it.
Because I feel like
at the time that line
was somewhat directed to,
you know the list,
the other two niggas.
Yeah.
But they still around.
Yeah, that's true.
And they still making noise.
That's true.
Around and...
Stop it.
Stop it, Ice.
Come on, come on, come on, Ice.
If they wanted to put out
product as often as him,
they don't.
It was only at one nigga.
I don't care.
Who the two?
Kendrick and Cole.
Cole and Kendrick.
Kendrick and Cole.
Oh, see, I took that
totally different.
It's Kendrick, Cole, and Drake.
But you said if they wanted
to put out product as often as he did, guess what?
They don't.
That matters.
But when they do.
They're still here.
That matters, though.
I don't.
They're still here.
And don't do that.
Drake be putting out the fucking unreleased, unfinished mixtapes.
And do what?
And what it do?
That's what I'm saying, though.
Do what it do.
That's what I'm talking about.
You dig, Ryan.
That nigga said, yo.
You gonna give me some of that OVO NFL merch, man.
He could put out a blank CD and niggas would buy it.
Like, yo, he damn near could.
Here's something more music that I'm confused about.
What's up?
So, Escape and SWV have a reality show coming to, I think, Bravo.
Why are you laughing?
I'm serious.
No, I heard about this. That's why I'm laughing. And it looked like a good show. It does look like a reality show coming to I think Bravo are you laughing I'm serious no I heard about this that's what I'm laughing and it looked like a good show
it does look like a good show but at the end of the trailer they show where the
tension comes in with who should be closing this show and they live show
they're doing a lot they're going on tour together got it so it's about two
legendary aren't we groups from the 90s uh getting back
together rehearsing practicing like i said they follow the whole thing uh-huh does it look from
the trailers obviously does it look real or does it look like reality no it's real cool it looks
real and it looks great so this is this is interesting to me looks real and it looks great
it does which is why i got confused at this particular argument because it looks great. It does. Which is why I got confused at this particular argument.
Because it looks so real.
It's real.
They're not faking.
Escape think they should close.
SWV thinks they should close.
Now, Candy has gone on.
This wouldn't have really been a conversation in the 90s.
It wasn't.
But Candy went on to write every hit in the world from there.
90s it wasn't but candy went on to write every hit in the world from there so today i could see escape looking like now we escape and we're a novelty and we need to go last swv they very
good they wasn't talking for a little i don't think anybody who heard both of their catalogs
think that escape should go last i'm confused i don't care what Candy wrote. Yeah. I think I should do this. It's the group. It's the group.
Have you wrote 17 songs
for... SWB was a bigger group.
Of course. And someone who was not an R&B head.
By a lot. With bigger hits. By a lot.
But by a lot. Like I wasn't that big
into R&B and I know a lot of SWB songs.
I know a lot less. They got more records
and they got bigger records. Way bigger records.
Now that's not to say
Escape Banga. That's not to say Escape Banga joints. Not disrespecting Escape Banga. Understanding who could I run to. Bigger records. Way bigger records. Now, that's not to say Escape ain't got joints.
I'm not disrespecting Escape.
Understanding who could I run to.
They got joints.
But SW is levels.
Mm-hmm.
Sometimes.
But you know as an artist,
well, you know as an artist,
but you have these conversations
about who should close
and it really be a fight
between artists
because one artist
can't say to the other one,
yo, you was never on my level.
In no world
should you be
hitting the stage after me.
Artists can't say that.
But I feel like
if there was a time to say that,
SWV should be saying that.
This right here will make you,
this is what make you appreciate Prince
because Prince,
if he was alive,
he would have said that.
Prince would have done it. He would like if he was alive, he would have said that. Prince would have done it.
Like it or not.
That motherfucker would have said no.
He would have done it.
I was in the barbershop yesterday and they had the Larry King Prince interview on the whole time I was in the barbershop.
He would have said that.
Look at this.
What'd you think?
I like, dog, I don't dislike, Prince is him.
I know, I don't think you dislike Prince.
You know I like Prince.
You're just having a little stupid content argument.
I mean, I just don't think his impact wasn't what Michael's was.
But we can see him saying that.
He would have told him.
Absolutely.
I ain't gonna call him out their name.
No, bro, dog, I went to see a Prince show, and that nigga went to the edge of the stage
and was like, none of these niggas can fuck with me.
Damn, we've seen,
we've seen them,
and was dead motherfucking serious.
He be dead serious too.
We've seen them do like,
you know how they do
a little tribute show
or whatever,
Prince sitting in the crowd
while they performing
his records tight.
Tight in the face.
Mad.
Like,
he letting it be seen.
And they be killing it.
It be like an A-list.
We be sitting like,
oh, this nigga rocking.
You look at Prince,
he like.
They had Trey Songz
singing Prince,
that nigga was mad.
That was the funniest thing in the world. That was the funniest thing in the world.
Bro.
That was the funniest thing in the world.
He could have jumped up there and beat Trey Songz's ass.
That's how mad he looked.
That's how he was.
He was like.
All right.
So we feel that SWV should tell Escape that they didn't say.
Somebody should tell them.
They might be selling the show.
They got to sell the show, so they got to show the tension.
Somebody should tell them.
You know what I'm saying?
That might be a marketing thing.
You're right.
Whenever that show comes on,
SWB better be coming out next.
Because, yeah.
I get so weak.
Coco better be.
I can hardly see.
I lose control.
I'm in the background.
I'm in the background.
I hit him with the control, yo.
You got me?
I don't know about that.
Over me.
I make it.
It's fine.
It's fine.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You got a white nigga
tattooed on him. How would he know SWB? You know Sinatra, but you don't. No, no, no, no, no, no. You got a white nigga tattooed on him.
How would he know SWB?
Yeah, you know Sinatra, but you don't know Weak?
You have fucked, yeah, son.
You have lost all of your, I don't
want to hear the web and Nitty era, none of that.
You grew up in fucking the Hamptons.
You're supposed to hear the, the other Hamptons.
This nigga don't know Weak.
I don't give a fuck.
Don't worry.
Big flip.
Big flip. Big flip.
Shout out to the lady.
I don't know what it is that you've done to me.
I know the words.
Give me some reverb, boss.
Let's go.
You fell off.
Bopping and popping, such a crazy way.
That's right, Flip.
Yeah.
No, you.
Whatever it is that you do when you do what you do with.
Up y'all.
It's a feeling that I want.
You got to do the bridge.
You got to do the bridge.
It's all you.
I saw one flip.
My heart starts beating triple time with thoughts
of loving you on my mind.
You got to do the hook, though.
I can't figure out just what to do
When the conflict here is you
Alright Flip, it's your time to shine
Your contract is over, you ready?
I get so mad
I lose control
Takes over me I I'm in love with you.
All right, all right, all right.
Don't talk to me, nigga.
Don't talk to me.
Yo, fam, you're not singing.
You don't know the words.
My pride knocked me right off of my feet.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Yeah, man.
We're getting old.
We're going to get a break.
We're going to move on.
We're going to get you right, though.
We're going to move on.
We're going to get you right.
Yeah. We're going to get you right. Damn're going to get you right We're going to get you right
Damn
What else do I have here
In unimportant news
Or important news
Round of applause for Ice-T
Round of applause for Ice-T
Who is now
Huh?
Getting a star on the Walk of Fame
Yeah star on the Walk
Star on the Walk of Fame
I'm surprised he didn't have one yet
Yeah yeah
That's crazy
Mad late
Mad late
Congratulations to Ice-T First first rapper with a podcast.
Round of applause.
Was it?
I don't hear y'all say that enough.
When y'all start talking about rappers with podcasts, Ice-T was the first one.
Shout out to Ice.
Ice.
Legend.
Soja Boy gonna pop up with a video.
Nah, I had one first.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that either.
I don't really know about hip-hop that much, right?
First one, Tam River rode up with that red Ferrari.
Can I ask a question, please?
How big was Ice-T's impact, Joe?
Huh?
Hold on, I'm just asking.
How big was his impact?
Massive.
Was he respected?
Yes.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Everywhere.
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Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. So it wasn't a facade or nothing? Hell no. You know what's crazy?
Ice-T, musically, people think SVU and all.
Bro, this nigga was super gangster.
Gangsterous of gangster rappers, bro.
Like Cube.
A lot of people don't realize who Cube was.
They don't know who these dudes was before the what nwa did and and for me nwa cube
two live crew ice t uh public enemy x-clan like okay yeah their fight they was on some other shit
like they fought with the powers that be facts like in court in court yeah like the
white house yeah yeah like the president's wife saying now we gotta shut this down yeah yeah they
took on the real fights and and and you know what you know who you gotta you know who you gotta add
to that list you know who you really gotta add to that list drama and candy even though it was later
on for sure you have to add them to that list that took on them fights for hip hop.
With the whole mixtape when they tried to, the feds tried to run, shut them down.
Like that was a big fight that they took on.
And won.
That don't get spoken.
You don't beat the feds.
Yes.
They took that and won.
So they, yeah.
Round of applause for Drama and Cannon.
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah, but Ice-T, yes.
He's him.
Yeah. Got it.
100%.
It's real.
It's not. Across the board.'s real it's not across the board
yes
it's not for play play
do I have anything else
in music
let's see
here
escape
Beyonce announced that tour
yeah
told y'all it was coming
and
I don't know
I tried
them tickets
oh no
yo is it true that she's
stopping the reseller shit
so
yes
I saw some tweets,
but I wasn't sure.
So what they're doing is
now you have to register.
It's kind of like
the sneakers app.
Uh-huh.
You have to register.
Yeah.
And what happens is
they're going to release,
I think it's Monday,
that the first,
the official.
Lottery pick.
It's a lottery.
It's a lottery.
Okay.
And you'll be notified
that you got X amount of time
to buy your tickets.
They already said,
they've already announced
seven extra dates
But I've read that
They're not letting
The reseller market happen
You have to buy it officially
Through a reseller
Officially through
Back through her site
Or whoever's handling her shit
Correct
As opposed to going to
StubHub or something like that
And running the
Prices up crazy
They're not
They're trying to stop that
And then also
They announced seven extra shows
So it's like back to back Like I know that MetLife Is the July 29th And the 30th Yeah my birthday crazy. They're trying to stop that. And then also, they announced seven extra shows.
So it's like back to back.
I know that MetLife is the July 29th and the 30th.
Yeah, my birthday.
Anybody cares.
They've already said.
Your birthday 29th?
They put out a little statement.
They were like,
there's about an 800% demand
versus what's going to be available.
They were like,
everybody not getting tickets.
We telling y'all now.
That's what they said.
It's impossible.
With the amount of shows,
even though these are stadiums,
she's doing a stadium tour.
You're not going to be able to go to this show.
Just flat out.
They said that.
Live shows are a luxury ticket item.
You said that.
It is not for you broke fans.
Yo, I'm going to keep it above.
All entertainment is going toward that.
You think they just inflate
in eggs and nothing else is supposed
to go up? No, I agree with you, but the problem is not
that the...
It's the reseller. It's not the fact that...
It's a luxury item for sure. You don't just go to concerts
unless you have a couple extra dollars to spend
off sheer nature.
But because of that demand, now it creates a resale demand.
I don't care what happens in reselling.
But that's where the issue is.
The people aren't like, yo, concert tickets are too high.
Concert tickets are too high because the reselling market exists,
and it should probably be reined in to some degree.
No.
But that's what I'm saying.
Yes.
I don't think.
Concert tickets are not high because of the resale market.
Yes.
You can't get concert tickets.
They all get gobbled up and then it's all.
I understand that part.
So what I'm saying is when we decide to go on the road, not us, but any.
Any whoever.
Yeah.
You got to come up with a.
We got to come up with a price.
Correct.
Correct.
For sure.
But that price ain't really what the consumer is going to pay
because what happens is the second the tickets go don't tell me about that i don't i don't care
about that but that's that's y'all arguing let y'all argue that what i'm saying is chris brown
sat down and said i can get a thousand i can get people to come pay a thousand dollars for a
behind for a meet and greet yes artists nation and worldwide are figuring out and have
figured out that my fans will pay 10x 20x and that decision starts your ticket price what now
y'all have your resale conversation all day long because but it's that decision the artist ain't
sitting there saying yo resale's going crazy so so I'm going. Now, the sneaker people
might do that.
Mercedes G-Wagon,
all of them might do that.
But when it comes to the art,
nah, this is the price of this.
Because there's no standard
manufacturing retail price
with art.
Like, if you got a Benz
or if you got a pair
of Air Force Ones,
it's a manufactured retail price
that's based on something.
Yes, yes.
When you got an artist,
no disrespect to any art. I ain't even going to say no names, but Beyonce,
we know is-
Yes.
It's her.
It's Alpha.
Alpha, Alpha, right?
Okay.
So you might get a C-level artist.
They can't charge a Beyonce charging for their tickets.
Yeah, no question.
That's 101.
That's not the issue.
That's happening.
So now Beyonce's ticket price is going to start off up here.
Yes, probably.
Because the demand is so fucking crazy, it opens the door to the resellers.
When she's closing the doors, what the conversation is that we're having.
Somebody going to start buying it.
It's still going to be a resale market.
It's economics.
Not if you have to go through a certain lane to do it.
We'll see.
We'll see.
They made the announcement that they're watching her.
Who?
Beyonce and Ticketmaster.
Ah.
They're sending the house
to legal people.
Yeah, they're not playing.
They're keeping a close eye
on that after the Taylor Swift.
Yeah, they need to
reign that in.
I'm sorry.
It's the bots.
They're never going to reign it in.
They can't reign it in.
You can't.
You lost.
How?
It's a cat and mouse game. The second you tweak something, then they'll find a rain on it. They can't rain on it. You can't. Never going to rain on it. You lost. How? It's a cat and mouse game.
The second you tweak something,
then they'll find a way around it.
Now you got to tweak again.
It's a cat and mouse
back and forth game.
It could probably be
a similar system to...
Once you got computers
and online involved,
It could probably be
a similar system
to NFTs and crypto
where it's encrypted,
double encrypted
in order for shit
to get swapped around.
So now what happened?
Tickets, physical tickets.
It's too hard.
So what happened with the Taylor Swift?
Just please, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift tickets came out
and instantly they were up fucking 10, 20x
from what the face value of the ticket was.
Okay.
Because a lot of that shit is based on bots
and shit like that.
Yes.
Okay.
So if a ticket goes on sale at 10 o'clock,
at 10.01, they sold out. Because the bots are buying sale at 10 o'clock at 10 or 1 they sold out because the
bots are buying in 30 seconds because the bots are already in working on milliseconds that are
gonna buy 500 tickets and a ticket that would normally be high like a ga 150 bucks is pretty
high like your general admission you're in the stick somewhere. No seat. Now there's $700.
Like it's outrageous.
Got it.
Based on supply and demand.
It's simple economics.
If Manhattan got,
or New York City got
15 million motherfuckers,
my girl don't even care
about most shit.
My girl hit me and say,
yo, Beyonce's coming here
in July.
And my girl better not hit me.
And my girl don't even be
on that type of time.
Don't hit me.
We not going baby
She hit me
Baby if you watching
We not going
I tell y'all
My girl hit me
She said Beyonce and Wayne
I was like oh shit
Oh my you got one of them
Yeah like I was
I was like yo
She was like yo Wayne
I pay
Beyonce
I ain't going but I pay
My girl hit me about Anita Baker
And that's where we gonna stay
Oh sweet love
What I like that I want to see Anita Baker That's nice word Exactly gonna stay. Sweet love. What?
I like that.
I want to see Anita Baker.
That's nice.
Word.
Exactly.
It's nice when you stop fucking them 25-year-olds.
25-year-old don't want to see no Anita Baker.
No.
No.
No.
They don't.
They don't even know who that is.
Anita Baker and Usher.
Those are my two shows.
That Usher show looks amazing.
I saw it two days ago.
I told my girl, I said, Joe been trying to get us to go to that Usher show for a year
and some change now.
Dog, that shit looks crazy.
This year, it's happening.
It was a thing about-
Next month.
Oh, it was a good guy's documentary on,
about Vegas and how racist Las Vegas used to be.
I didn't know it.
Oh, hell yeah.
It was a really good,
I was going to hit everybody,
but it was there and they're about to go off.
That shit was amazing.
It was called something of a nation,
but they had Sammy Davis Jr.
They had all of Jr. They had
All of them
The Rat Pack
Frank Sinatra
Just talking about
How racist
Las Vegas used to be
Until
Your man came
And he changed a lot
He did
Frank Sinatra changed a lot
In Vegas
Nat King Cole changed a lot
In Vegas
You gotta watch it
It's good
I'm gonna send him the name
He wouldn't let them
Send Sammy Davis
To the all black hotel
When they wanted to get rid of him.
He said,
nah,
if he not staying here,
we not staying here.
I'm taking,
you know,
so yeah.
Get the name,
put the name of him.
They had to stay
like 30 minutes away
from fucking the strip.
Right.
You be trying to stay
a doc ahead of me.
Send a doc.
Send a doc.
I stopped sending you docs.
I'm like,
yo,
Joe,
this one just came out
yesterday.
There goes the show,
man,
the white man,
right?
He came in there
and shook shit up out there.
You know, mob times.
No more white man talk from you.
Yeah.
At all.
Don't cut me off.
Don't cut me off.
Nah, your chest.
Say my man.
Yeah.
I respect Frank. I like Frank Sinatra.
We know.
I do.
That's your man.
Soul artist people.
Soul of a nation.
Soul of a nation.
In other words.
The tattoo artist was white that did that?
Please be true.
Or was it a brother?
That's a good question another
it's a black man
be your own people
I
love
he talk you out of
what else is
important
or unimportant
Tom Brady retired
we do have to get to that
at some point
we can get to that
no you about to
hold on I was just gonna
it's in football
so when we first talked about
Rihanna
with the Super Bowl
she got F the Super Bowl,
she got Fenty Super Bowl merch that just launched.
I bet she do.
And she just trademarked Fenty Kids.
Genius.
Can we talk about the idiot from the Eagles that got charged?
I mean, we was talking about Rihanna first.
All right, my fault.
I'm just saying.
All right, my fault.
Forget it.
Yo, Rih getting that motherfucking money.
What?
No question.
And plans to get a lot more.
I just think. A whole lot more.
They are learning.
We, collectively, I just left the bank earlier.
I was talking to my bank.
Money talk.
Did a dude follow you around again?
No, man.
Yo, he was in my, what's his name?
Yo, I'm the dude.
I'm like, oh, man.
No, I was just talking like this is what the we are learning
business as we moving all of us are just learning on the fly how to conduct business so trademark
and copyright and all of that shit like ownership and masters and all we we getting there partnerships
now instead of just y'all here let me sign over and you take my shit you not hiring me you know we're part yeah yeah we're partners that shit is that said I
just see Drake just got some OVO slash NFL collab with half the football teams
they got jackets hoodies that's your car look at shit is hard
Jack Azar they said they said you the list of what's out there like no
Pittsburgh I don't want to shit shit though that shit is hard the Giants one
yeah the Giants what is hard they are? I know they got a Cowboys.
You can't have nothing in the NFL without the Giants.
You bite your tongue off.
I'm serious.
I don't think Dallas was on there.
I got the whole line.
They got a Dolphins shirt?
They have one for every team.
They have one for that.
No, it's not for every team.
If they don't have one for every team, they have the Cowboys.
They did not do every team, bro.
It's like 12 teams.
I think there's a Dallas one.
Of course.
What?
Only the most profitable.
All right.
Don't make me rep for them.
Just fuck them up.
Yeah, it is Dallas.
Excuse me.
Dallas, the Giants, the Rams, the Raiders, the 49ers, the Packers, the Bills, and the
Dolphins.
Damn, that's bad.
Dolphins.
The Dolphins shit is fine. All that winning, and the Dolphins. Damn, that's mad. Dolphins, huh?
The Dolphins shit is fun.
All that winning, Burrow doing for nothing.
All right.
The Bengals got a hard jersey, too.
I don't like it.
You know why.
Cincinnati.
We don't give a fuck about that Burrow.
Sorry, better send them refunds.
All right.
We heard you.
No jacket for you.
Buddy. Now, what you were saying about the cop? Not a cop. Josh. We heard you. No jacket for you, buddy.
Now, what you were saying about the cop?
No, not a cop.
Josh Sills from the Eagles was arrested.
For?
Who's that?
Rape.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he indicted him.
Yep.
He was arrested for rape. A girl said that at high school.
The girl he knew from high school said that he wouldn't let her leave the car and stuff like that.
And he forced her to give him the head.
And now he can't play.
He can't play in Super Bowl at all.
Eagles fans, don't worry.
I looked at the picture of the dude when the story broke.
He didn't look like an impactful part of the team.
I don't think he's just sorry.
Y'all should be good.
They could have cut him earlier.
Why you doing this?
They could have got rid of him earlier.
Get his rapist ass out of here.
We got it.
No ring for you.
He not going to get a ring?
I guess he probably technically
might have other problems
to worry about.
Yeah, you can't wear that
where he's going.
Yeah, yeah.
Easy.
Oh, my dad is going.
Oh, he hung up.
We got him.
Yeah.
They got him.
They got him.
They got him.
We don't know if it's true.
I think my pop is in Vegas
for the first time.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. And him and his wife, they the first time. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
And him and his wife, they're having a blast.
But in Vegas, you got to walk a lot, and he got a hip replacement.
So I'm laughing.
I'm thinking about what you did.
I'm laughing my ass off.
You probably get a little card or something.
Pop gamble.
Yeah.
Pop might be hitting you.
Well, no, you need money to gamble.
I just said he might be hitting you.
Oh, no, I'm not answering.
See, I ain't answering. No, you need money to gamble. I just said he might be hitting you. Oh, no, I'm not answering. See, I ain't answering.
Yo, you mentioned Vegas.
No, let me make sure Pop is there.
Hold on.
He might need me for real.
Yeah, wire that.
Wire that.
Now, you ain't have to answer.
I've got you working, right?
I know.
I'm just making sure you're OK and the casino didn't crack that ass.
No, they already did that.
Me and Jackie trying to find a bus to get home.
I thought you wasn't going in there.
Man, you can't.
I went in there.
I had to go after the show.
And I went in there.
One machine kept calling me.
Had your number.
No, but they was using my middle name, my full name.
So I had to stop.
I thought it was a setup.
Oh, man.
All right, well, good thing you're coming home.
Yeah, so this bus from Vegas, we'll be there by Monday, I think.
All right, well, we can't wait till you get back.
Travel safe.
Listen, text me your address. All right, well, we can't wait until you get back. Travel safe.
Text me your address.
If I can get the Uber, let me get out of that.
Bring out whatever.
Gotcha.
Text me your address, man.
All right, man. All right.
All right.
All right.
Oh, man.
Papa's funny.
I'm telling you, they'll tear your ass up.
Oh, quick.
Real quick.
You're having so fast, yo.
I don't gamble in Vegas.
Me either.
Really?
I do not.
I've never gambled in Vegas.
Well, I'll go there and spend like $100 because that shit goes like this.
It's gone.
It does.
It does.
So quick, yo.
It's embarrassingly quick.
It's some shit with them.
Yeah, no doubt.
It's some shit with them.
They take all your shit.
I never needed to gamble because you could smoke cigarettes in the casino.
Walk around, have a drink, smoke cigarettes.
I just stand there and smoke.
Yeah.
I'm gambling, bro.
But sometimes, you know what I mean,
they want to see you
doing a little slot action
or something like that.
Yeah, that's when they
start giving you your drinks.
Gambling a lot-ish.
Playing a little bit of money.
What's the most money you won?
Ever in life?
No, in gambling, yeah.
Probably like six, seven grand.
Damn.
The most I ever lost
in one sitting?
In one sitting?
Yeah.
Probably like $4,500.
Vegas will tap you. That's all you lost? Vegas will do it to you. I ever lost in one sitting? In one sitting? Yeah. Probably like 4,500. No.
Vegas,
Vegas will tap you.
That's all you lost?
Vegas will do it to you.
One sitting?
What about when Shorty
took all your houses from you?
That was more than 4,500.
She got the best of you.
Way more.
She cracked that.
He landed on a ball walk
and had to give her to the hell.
She got him.
Real life.
She got him. Cracked that She got him. She got him.
Crack that coconut, nigga.
Monopoly man with doubles.
And the auction block, nigga.
This was tight.
Now, y'all was mentioning Vegas.
I was saying, did y'all hear?
Lil Jon is suing the Live Nation.
Yes, he is.
The Lovers and Friends Festival, which takes place in Vegas.
Why?
Because he's not on the game.
Yeah, he was.
Last year when they did it, he hollered at him like,
yo, that's my shit.
Lovers and Friends is the song.
It's my title.
Oh, shit.
So they had him headlining.
And this year they did the festival again,
and he's not on it at all.
So he's like, yo, y'all not going to use my name.
Because you said you had a meeting with them last year
about licensing and stuff, the name and everything.
Because that's the first thing we all think,
we think of John Usher.
You know John Usher?
Oh!
Fire!
Uh-oh!
What the fuck are these shit?
That's how it is.
I'm just,
I'm hating.
No, keep talking.
This is background music.
Oh, no, I'm just saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pause and listen.
But,
you can't just play that shit in the middle of a conversation.
Sir, you can't play that and R. Kelly.
No, my fault.
My fault.
There you go.
All right.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Stop, man.
The nigga hummed the whole shit.
But, yeah.
Look at the hater look.
Yeah.
So, he fucking suing them, Park.
I think he's suing them.
I mean, he should. Fuck it. All right, man. Especially think he's suing them. I mean, he should.
Fuck it.
I ain't mad.
Especially if you already
had the conversations.
You had it last year.
How you doing?
And that shit was fire,
son.
I can't hear what they're saying.
But go ahead.
No,
I'm talking,
they,
they,
they,
they,
don't,
don't cut me off like that again.
But you cut them off.
I didn't cut them off.
It fell in line with what they were saying.
I heard what they were saying.
You playing the music.
You're not the only one that can do what you do.
You playing that shit while niggas is talking to my background music.
Stop.
Trying to remix it.
Trying to add to your...
Nah, I'm good.
Go ahead, brother.
I'm sorry.
I'm good.
You don't need no add-ons, lovers and friends.
Yeah, get your money, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're playing with them.
At this point.
You knew you was wrong.
Made it right.
When we talked to you last year, you made it right.
Now you go back and do the same thing?
John better make sure that paperwork ain't had no shit going forward.
We could do Ecto on Z.
Yeah, that's true, too.
Also, while we're on the Vegas topic, I just would like to announce, this is not an ad,
Also, while we're on the Vegas topic, I just would like to announce, this is not an ad,
but I would like to announce that Frontier is doing their all-you-can-fly summer pass for $399.
I'm going to pass.
$399 anywhere you want to fly Frontier.
I don't want to fly anywhere Frontier.
For $399 anywhere you want to go for a summer summer I think there will be some people to think about you
dog a lot of people
that information has to be helpful to somebody
y'all talking about y'all that's first class
I'm with you but
that information is going to be helpful to somebody
me
that shit going to be packed out
front tier back tier side tier
crazy
$399
a bunch of niggas in we still won't take a group trip.
A bunch of niggas in.
A bunch of niggas in.
We still won't take a group trip.
Look at y'all.
Look what y'all doing.
Y'all who?
I'm downloading the Frontier app as we speak.
I was about to go to LA with Parks tomorrow.
Frontier?
Come on, man.
You never been there.
Neville?
You got to do shit and record it.
Like, do it.
First class?
Right?
Right?
Drop Frontier. It's okay. Nah, do it. First class? Right? Right? Drop. Fly on Frontier.
It's okay.
Nah, I was gonna go to the Grammys.
Are you serious?
Are you joking?
I was.
No, I was.
You should.
Why you didn't go?
You should've went.
My girl said she needed me.
Oh, God.
Respect.
Respect.
Much respect.
Oh, you wasn't bringing her?
Sure I would.
But nah, I was gonna go to the Grammys.
Yeah, you gotta stop buying real flowers, yo.
Oh, the fake flowers let you get that on?
Fake flowers let you get that on?
Fake flowers should let you live.
My ass on there.
Fake flowers, goddammit.
Where I find this damn pass that y'all talking about?
You at work.
Oh, my bad.
You can't look right now.
Yo, oh, man.
I got $399.
I'm gonna holler at y'all. Also, oh, man. I got $399. I'm going to holler at y'all.
Also, also, Floyd Mayweather.
Speaking of Vegas.
Speaking of Vegas.
Yo, boys.
Boys, the pod.
Floyd Mayweather has a fight coming up on Zeus.
I'm there.
I will repeat.
All I need to hear.
Floyd Mayweather.
That's it.
Is fighting on Zeus. Yes. Who's he fighting? I don't care. I will repeat. All I need to hear. Floyd Mayweather is fighting on Zeus.
Yes.
Who's he fighting?
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Some nobody, nigga.
I don't know who he's fighting.
But Floyd has made this announcement.
Say less.
He also said that Zeus has the bag and are cutting checks.
I knew that just from Floyd talking about Zeus.
I think he might own half
of Zeus now.
They're probably about it.
There's a couple people I think own some equity in Zeus.
Floyd got most of it now.
Oh yeah.
Yo, Floyd got y'all shares.
Y'all share that 15%.
Yeah. Floyd is doing
the y'all people sequel. Yo, Ice need
to have a job at Zeus.
Bam.
Ice talk about Zeus
like he roaming a Greek.
This nigga, yo.
Yeah, what he do
all the gay baddie shows?
He be watching.
Like the bad boy hubbies
of the...
Never seen it.
Hubbies of the South.
You that came here
talking about that one.
Hubbies of the South look.
La, la, la, la, la.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember.
They got a show for him.
Come on, come on, come on.
Please.
Please. Yeah. Nah, they remember. They got a show for him. Come on, come on, come on. Please. Please.
Yeah.
No, they do.
They do.
Floyd, I see you getting money, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shout out to Floyd.
Money made.
Tom Brady retires again.
375 for 10 years.
He's going on to do his book job.
He said he made 323 his whole entire NFL career for 20-something years.
Ish was right.
He should have just retired then.
Nah, that ain't the story to me though.
That wasn't the story to me.
Giselle's response was the story to me.
That said.
His ex-wife?
She said, wishing you only wonderful things in this new chapter of your life.
Oh, she doesn't wish him well at all.
I think she does.
And that's hate.
I think she wishes him well.
That's hate.
No, that's not.
That's hate.
That is hate.
New chapter of your life. Of your life, nigga. That's what I'm saying she was. That's hate. No, that's not. That's hate. That is hate. New chapter of your life.
Of your life, nigga.
That's what I'm saying.
New chapter of your life.
Yeah, I ain't done.
Why my old chapter keep talking?
No, you want to go ahead and start a new book, Dodo.
Start a new book.
So why you get to keep talking about, no, I don't like that.
I'm congratulating my ex.
And I like, she just left it as a little little, she left us a little in the IG comments.
Nigga, if your ex
just popped up
and started congratulating you
on current affairs,
a new conversation
would have to happen.
Same with me
if fucking
them old bums
just start popping up.
Talk about,
chill out,
chill out.
Talk about,
yo, I knew,
I always knew
he would be the best potter
in this new chapter.
He's killing shit.
Bitch, shut up. You from 20 years ago. I in this new chapter. He's killing shit. Bitch, shut up.
You from 20 years ago. I'm killing
without you. This is current shit, though,
bro. It ain't current.
They got a divorce just in a year.
They got divorced over me playing the game.
Shut your fucking mouth.
And now you're not playing the game no more, stupid.
You left your family and you ain't even get a ring,
you asshole. I kicked out early.
I don't think he feels stupid.
Nah, he might feel a little stupid.
You should feel a little stupid.
I don't think he do.
Nah, I seen this to work.
I seen a few clips of him and his oldest son.
And his newer son, newer daughter.
Yo.
His new y'all mean.
Yo.
Salute.
Because all y'all going to do is mute it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All y'all going to do is mute it.
You not going there.
I ain't going nowhere.
Don't stand on the edge.
All you going to do is mute it. I hired you so we didn't have to go there. So you want me to say it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All y'all gonna do is mute it. You're not going there. I ain't going nowhere. Don't stand on the edge. All you gonna do is mute it.
I hired you so we didn't have to go there.
So you want me to say it?
Yeah, go ahead.
So jump off the plane then, pirate.
He looking, what you mean?
He looking crazy with his son.
All that kissing on the mouth, all that massages.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
All right, we got it.
All right, we cool.
Hey, you got paid.
Advance coming.
It's coming.
Job done.
You writing that down?
It's not a job, it's done, buddy.
You got it.
No, no, you can get canceled and go back to It's not a job, it's done, buddy. Nah, that's what I'm saying.
You got it.
No, no, you can get canceled and go back to network flipping or whatever you be doing.
Yo, stop.
All right, now it's fucked up.
Now it's fucked up.
You're nasty.
You know what's sad?
The laughing makes it worse.
Now let me say this.
Nah, I'm sorry.
Nah, nah, nah, I'ma say this.
I'ma say this.
It's a shame a nigga try to laugh when I came here and spiced this shit up with you, nigga.
Nah, that's dead ass.
Talk that shit, flip.
Talk that shit, flip.
That's dead ass. Talk that shit, flip. That's dead ass. Talk that shit, flip. That's dead ass. Talk with you, nigga. Nah, that's dead ass. We're my brothers, man. That's dead ass. Stop playing with me. We're my brothers, nigga. Stop playing with me.
That's true.
I know my value.
That's true.
Uh-huh.
When your Patreon drop and tell them.
Yeah.
Tomorrow, 8 p.m.
How many patrons you got over there?
You got some niggas over there?
Oh, shit.
We doing announcements, huh?
What you got, man?
Oh, get your shit off.
Nah.
Yeah.
I got a new show on Caffeine.
Hey!
Shout out to Caffeine.
Shout out to the people at caffeine.
Big Ice.
Big Freeze.
Why you ain't bring my man over?
Because you know they got the picture of you and him.
They talking about when it's going to happen.
Okay, let me get that caffeine money with you.
What do you mean the picture of me and him?
Doing what?
Oh, you didn't see the...
You didn't see the bearded eye, my fool.
I'm just saying.
Oh, I saw that.
Big Freeze.
Freeze and library. Freeze. This is just Freeze Oh, I saw that. Big freeze. Freeze in library.
Freeze.
This is just freeze.
This is just freeze.
This is just freeze over here.
Freeze.
Stupid, yo.
Yeah, new show on Cafe, man.
What's the show called?
Sunday, Sunday.
This one is called Chilling with Ice.
Okay.
Good.
Salute.
Salute.
Yeah, we on Cafe now.
It's a live stream type of thing?
Nice.
First show will be this Sunday, 7 p.m.
Huh?
Quick, quick.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
They got right to it.
That's it.
That's all you need.
Something light.
A little freeze.
Something light.
You're pretty good.
I like that.
Yeah, I like that.
That wasn't bad.
That wasn't hard, too.
Yeah, you need to go ahead and still laugh.
You sound like Freeze. You need to go ahead and still laugh. Yeah, you got to still laugh. Yeah, I like that. That wasn't bad. That was kind of hard, too. Yeah, you need to go ahead and stand like. You need to go ahead and still laugh.
Yeah, you got to still laugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fire.
They cut it right off.
That's it.
That's it.
You pretty good.
That boy good.
I'm on that.
That ain't bad right now.
I hate that hat, though.
That boy good.
That hat look great.
Like a pilgrim.
You look like a flattened bottle cap.
Yeah.
You got to know when to hold on.
Stupid ass hat.
Funny shit, this is probably my favorite hat, if not one of my favorite hats.
We can tell.
You've worn a lot of times, dummy.
Some things are my favorite.
I use them a lot.
We can tell.
Like these pants.
I like those socks.
Damn.
Oh, wait, you trying to roast right now?
No, I ain't trying to roast.
You my man.
I don't do that.
Yeah.
Yeah, because he's.
I'm on it because I'm on this pizza merch.
I am.
I am.
I'm on this pizza shop merch you got on.
You know, I get the free slices and I give them out to the homies.
And this fucking fake MCM belt you wearing.
Fake what?
This is nasty.
I don't even make this.
And you got a...
This shit is disgusting.
You took a carpet to your local seamstress and had them sew me up.
You can do whatever you want
what's that shirt you wear
with them dirty ass
t-shirts you be wearing
that's the same t-shirt
you free balling
ten and a half
alright
I'm just checking
I'm just checking
what
you know what these
come on stop playing
I don't want to
problem shoot you
we done
we are
those are shit from that guy
forget it
that guy
damn
don't just that guy that, forget it. That guy, Slae. Damn.
Don't just say that.
That guy.
Don't just say that.
Shout out to Slae.
That guy.
We not doing that.
Shout out.
I hate when niggas try to get free shit by doubling.
Stop doubling that.
We know you want free shit.
I know.
He know.
We want free shit.
I got free shit.
He got free shit, too.
Oh, my man.
You know what to do.
Slae, he my guy.
My man, what you want me to do?
The library.
It's my guy.
Yeah, it's my guy. Let me see what else is important here. Floyd fighting my man. My man, what you want me to do? The library. It's my guy. Yeah, it's my guy.
Let me see what else is important here.
Floyd fighting on Zeus.
That's great.
That is very important.
Tom Brady retires again.
I don't know if I want to have
this LeBron conversation
here on Patreon,
but LeBron,
now the tickets
to the Thunder game,
Thunder versus the Lakers,
are like seven grand.
Yeah.
I bet.
Something stupid.
They trying to time it.
This is no different than the home run record.
He's already,
he's now fourth on the all-time assist list.
Oh, damn.
I'm just,
I don't want to hear no more
about none of them other athletes.
That's me personally.
True.
The conversation for Joe Budden, only me, is over with.
I don't want to hear Kareem smoking on that Kareem pack.
What?
That Skyhook pack.
We smoking on the Skyhook pack.
Hey, all that shit was cool
all that shit
you broke the record
at 84
that shit
we smoking on that
Kareem pack
that Mike
Mike ain't even top 3
on the scoring list
so I don't know why
they keep hyping him up
we smoking
I don't
like I don't understand it
where's Mike at
on the assistant
I don't
talk to him
talk to him about that Talk to him about that.
Talk to him about that.
What, the rings?
That's what you're doing?
The rings?
That's what you're doing?
Rings.
I don't even want to talk about that.
I don't want to hear nothing about rings no more.
You doing that?
Yo, this is what I'll say.
Corey don't have a mic, so we don't even have to acknowledge his presence.
He don't believe in the Lord, the higher power.
What?
This is what I'll say, and I'm shutting up.
Michael Jordan is the greatest marketing trick and I'm shutting up. Michael Jordan
is the greatest
marketing trick
to ever happen, yo.
Oh, shit.
It's the greatest
marketing trick
to ever happen.
Whoa.
Greatest marketing trick
to ever happen.
Walk back a little bit.
I was out there with you.
Greatest marketing trick
to ever happen.
Hold on now.
This is what I'm saying
and then you can respond.
This is what I'm saying.
Pre-Michael Jordan,
and if I start getting too obnoxious,
then somebody let's move me on.
I think you already
are. Go on edge.
I have an argument to support what I'm saying.
I want to hear it. Come on. Pre-Michael
Jordan, who were the dominant guards in the league?
All time.
We ain't got to go through it. Magic,
Oscar. You can probably probably name on one hand
pistol p you probably can't get past 10 dominant guards all time the reason for that in my opinion
is you know the league always highlighted the big man i think before they knew any better before
they knew any better the big man was how you you know all that lethargic throw it in that's how you get a championship it's also um as far as like the mystique no one not everyone can do this yeah
not everyone could be seven no not everyone can be seven foot it's true right so let's take that
enter michael jordan michael jordan comes into not only a week eastern conference but an eastern
conference where everybody is on coke a Eastern Conference where everybody is on coke.
A league, rather,
where everybody's on coke.
They admitted to this.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
While he was over there doing that,
Bird and Magic
was fighting it out.
Like, in the whole 80s,
they had to fight it out
for the best player shit.
Mike was over there
somewhere learning
how to play,
learning how to score.
By the time he started
taking the spotlight from them old
niggas, they was just that. Old
niggas. In the
Dream Team, Doc, you see it.
Niggas ain't won nothing to do with Michael Jordan.
He was the man. He took it, right?
And then marketing takes over
because you need a face of the league.
David Stern, genius. Michael Jordan
now becomes
the fucking face of the league.
But still in the 90s, what other dominant guards was there?
I get Isaiah Thomas in 89, 90, 91.
But after that, he was sitting there just dominating these big, slow,
bum-ass centers.
I'm calling them that, but they wasn't bums.
No, they weren't bums.
No, Jimmy.
It wasn't bums.
You know what you're saying.
But that's what he did.
And he dominated, and nobody was able to get a ring while Michael Jordan played.
He was the best we had ever seen.
This is where my LeBron argument starts.
When LeBron got there, guards got there.
And a lot of them.
And they were more athletic.
The rules changed, too.
But they were a lot more athletic, and you had to deal with them in their prime.
Swings.
Prime Mello.
Prime Durant.
Prime Steph.
Anybody who was great, he had to deal with them in their prime.
Novitski even.
They'll knock him for all those trips to the finals without winning,
but NBA GMs were literally building teams
to only deal with LeBron James.
He had to deal with Prime, Tim Duncan, and Pop.
Didn't he go to, like, how many Easter Conference finals
he went to, like?
A bunch.
It was a bunch.
I don't know.
I'm just saying, sheerly by the people that he had to face
and what he's done and what he's still doing at 38.
He shouldn't be averaging 30 points a game at 38 years old.
Like, the tenure in which we've seen him dominate,
we've never seen nothing like that before.
So, yeah, I'll call Mike maybe the greatest scorer that I've ever seen, maybe,
because I don't even know if he's that.
You know, it's a key thing you said that, you know, the league got so far.
But when it comes to LeBron, yeah, but fourth on the assist list,
I don't care.
Yeah, but the league got softer for everybody.
I don't care what the rules are.
That's why I don't like that argument when people be like,
oh, the league is softer, the game has changed.
Okay, there's still a bunch of people that the league,
it ain't just get softer for LeBron.
6'9", 270, and you built like a tank, you jump out the gym,
and you run like an antelope.
You shouldn't be fourth in assists.
Like his basketball mind.
So what, we're going to hold his physical gift against him?
Pause?
No.
And he ain't the only one that's built like that.
True.
That's what I'm saying.
There's other people with that physique that don't do what he do.
You can't name me three people in NBA history to have LeBron James' athleticism at his size.
Great.
That's why he's.
That's why he's.
So the fact that there are no big men, the game has gone away from big men.
There's big men at the beginning of his career.
Dominant.
Shaq played.
One.
Ben Wallace.
Defensive player. You got to deal with him in the middle. I'm going to say two. Dominant. Shaq played. One. Ben Wallace. Defensive player.
You got to deal with him in the middle.
I'm going to say two.
Tim Duncan.
LeBron's his size.
It was guard city.
It was guard city in the 2000s.
160 pounds.
I'm playing, but what I'm saying is the physicality of the game has diminished.
That's true.
He is physical.
So it's a game.
I'm not knocking what LeBron has accomplished because you can't. But the game suits him more now because the game is less physical. So it's a game. I'm not knocking what LeBron has accomplished because you can't.
But the game suits him more now because the game is less physical
and he being a physical specimen, he is.
Dog, do you see they be bumping off at him?
We go to hole, they just be like ping pong balls.
So I'm not knocking him.
The assisting, it's an argument to be had.
What is the argument?
LeBron is LeBron.
What's the argument? I'm not going to knock Le the argument? LeBron is LeBron. What's the argument?
I'm not going to knock LeBron because LeBron is LeBron.
What I can say is LeBron is one of the only players that came into the basketball game
and they just threw him a ball and said, yo, the team is yours.
Do what you want to do.
Not many people could say that.
You don't think you heard that?
Like, I mean, it was enough of.
It was day one, huh?
I'm just saying it was enough around that.
They saw something
that had them willing to say, hey, you know what?
And he took –
I'm ready to hang it all on this.
And it was Cleveland.
And he took the ball.
They didn't have that many options there.
And Cleveland.
You know what I mean?
He took the ball.
And even still, though, in that example, right, because –
yeah, the issue's right.
The game ball, do what you want.
But I still had a locker room of people that was totally against me,
totally against them drafting me. The one that was totally against me, totally against them drafting me.
The one that was really against them, they traded.
It wasn't just him.
Well, they traded everybody.
Ricky Davis was like, yo, finally I got some help.
But Ricky Davis, Darius Miles.
Help.
I want to say Doug Christie.
Pack your bags, man.
They got rid of all the niggas.
But all of them there was like, I mean, he cool.
But whatever.
It was a lot of marketing around Bron before he even got to the league.
Like, even the whole King James, all of that.
Like, it was a lot of that.
But he still surpassed it.
But he still lived up to it.
He surpassed every expectation.
That's what I'm about to say.
He still had the before.
We've never seen that before.
No matter what, he still had the before.
We've never seen that.
I don't care who it has been.
Nobody has lived up to their hype and surpassed their hype.
And they did it for 20 years.
We see that with Zion right now.
We see it with Zion now.
Yep.
I remember before Zion with your generational talent.
I ain't seen that word said so much.
Yeah.
Up until the Zion.
LeBron has lived up to and surpassed every single expectation put upon him.
And did it with duration.
Pause again.
No, dog, he had 20 years, no key injuries.
18 years without a key injury.
That matters.
And then you talk about the internal things of basketball.
LeBron became a GM.
He's the first person that we've seen become a GM player
and take his career into his own hands.
That's against the law, but you know what we mean.
That's King Tamper right there.
No, even outside of tampering, dog, we've never seen somebody...
Well, he has agency.
He has an agency that controls...
70% of the stars in the NBA.
No, it ain't that much, but there's a lot of them.
No, the stars.
Oh, star.
I don't know.
I didn't go through their roster, but...
LeBron, all I'm saying is for me once he gets one
I wouldn't say the Michael Jordan shit but he's him
I don't even think Michael Jordan
is a fair comparison for LeBron James
anymore
it should have been Magic maybe the whole time
it ain't Mike, Mike and LeBron
shouldn't be, they only
compared because they both
what they are, faces of the league
that's why they get compared
yeah
but LeBron
as far as a player
moving on
moving on
smoking on that
Skyhook pack
tonight
hey
and Kareem home mad
about it too
oh he's hot
and he home mad about it
he is hot
but you shouldn't have said
that slick shit about Kyrie
you said a lot of slick shit
about a lot of people.
Hot.
Like, Kareem be talking greasy about some of these new niggas.
Yeah, he one of the old niggas that don't fuck with the new niggas.
Yeah.
Smoke on that sky.
Razzle dazzle.
Smoking on that sky.
Nice.
He might smack up a couple of these new niggas, too.
Oh, listen, seven feet is seven feet.
Seven feet.
No matter how old you are.
Karate.
Yeah, that, too. Let's see. I don't No matter how old you are. Karate. Yeah, that too.
Let's see.
I don't have anything else that I have to get off of my heart.
I'm okay.
Is there anything up here?
Let's see.
Beyonce, Drake, Tom Brady, Daylight, Nike.
Yeah, we pretty much did.
I miss Mel, yo.
I do.
I miss Mel.
So we going to save the erotic chefs from Patreon?
Iso. Go ahead. Get your shit off. Yeah, you were supposed to get it off, but you didn't. I going to save the erotic chefs for Patreon? Iso.
Go ahead.
Get your shit on.
Yeah, you were supposed to get it off, but you didn't.
I'm tired of these erotic chefs.
You know, I'm tired.
First of all, we know that the masseuses, the erotic masseuses,
are fucking a lot of your niggas' girls.
You know, I interviewed one of them, and he said initially that he wasn't kissing.
He wasn't doing anything.
He was just being erotic.
Then we had receipts of the nigga slapping ass, kissing giving hickeys you know i'm saying so you allow your woman to go out there and participate in
this type of shenanigans now we got niggas and erotic you said you said you're allowing your
woman excuse me you said you're allowing your woman oh pardon me i don't want to use the word
thank you for yeah yeah allowing your woman yeah good Yeah, yeah. Hold me down. Hold me down.
Now, you got this erotic chef finger-popping salmon in front.
Salmon.
Thank you.
We got you.
Finger-popping.
Because you told me to say that.
I'm going to fuck you up.
You set me up for the kill.
But it's niggas like you that got.
No, I ain't going to say that.
You got your fucking woman sitting in front of a guy.
He's finger-popping salmon.
Salmon.
We knew he was going to get there when the salt bae nigga started. He's putting the grapes in her mouth with the juice dripping down.
And choking her.
We're not playing.
With the grape juice.
He's choking her?
Yeah, his dude's there.
Let me just tell you something.
I want you to hear me.
Meet my man, Library, on the same page.
Break the eighth wall.
Break the eighth wall right now.
I'm breaking the ninth wall.
No difference.
If my wife come in, if one of her raggedy, dusty-ass friends decide to have that nigga over there,
because they don't eat waffles at night, and she have syrup on her sleeve, it's hell and paradise.
I'm not playing.
What you doing with syrup on your sleeve?
Huh?
If one of my wife's dusty-ass, dirty-ass friends decide to have this nigga there,
finger-popping salmon with syrup.
There's no waffles.
Me and LaBer, we coming and we shaking shit up.
That's my man.
I said, no spandex neither.
Don't even bring grapes.
Don't bring grapes.
That's ridiculous though.
If a dude is standing there letting another man put a grape in her mouth.
Absolutely not.
He might want grapes in his mouth.
He might be a cuck, whatever that word is.
That's it.
It's cuck.
It's cuck.
Yes.
A cuck hold.
Because we not like a-
Y'all gonna wild out if somebody feeds you.
We not like our brother right here who allow niggas to watch his girl in the DR.
We not like him.
He got too much pride.
He Joe Button.
No, no, no, Joe Button. No, no, we not that. I We not like him. He got too much pride. He Joe Button.
Joe Button.
Nah, nah, we not that.
I'm not with that.
What you looking at, nigga?
I know.
Come on, library.
Hold me down on this one. Let me know when you finish
so I can jump in.
I saw you, please.
He's right.
I went to DR and I did that
and everybody's not like me but everybody
here has unique characteristics about themselves especially when it comes to
the opposite sex like I never bought a bunk bed I never bought a bunk bed for a
girl I never bought a TV for a girl I never rented a U-Haul truck to deliver these items
to a girl.
Like, how sick
you got to be
to buy a bunk bed
for a...
Where you go?
Let's finish talking.
He went down here.
Let's finish talking.
I'm a boss.
Let's finish talking.
Talk about it.
Because you brought
out my Puerto Rico,
my DR truck.
I didn't like that.
I didn't like that.
I talked to you privately.
I didn't like what you did.
I didn't like that you did that. You was a sucker for love ass nigga. I didn't like what you did. I didn't like that you did that.
You was a sucker for love ass nigga.
You went to Bob's Furniture.
You allow a nigga to watch your girl and sat there watching because you was shook, nigga.
I got it, but what about-
Don't touch me.
Talk about the bunk beds now.
I don't talk about stuff like that because that's not true.
I shared accusations that I was accused of.
You was accused of buying a bunk bed.
I was accused of buying a bunk bed.
Did you go watch the interview that they talked about me about? For a young lady. Yeah. Did you buy a bunk bed? I did accused of. You was accused of buying a bunk bed. I was accused of buying a bunk bed. Did you go watch the interview
that they talked about me about?
For a young lady.
Yeah.
Did you buy a bunk bed?
I did watch it.
Hey, Flip.
You went to watch it?
Yeah, I watched it.
Flip.
You bought an armoire?
You bought it?
No, I did not.
An armoire?
He bought the set.
The bunk bed and the armoire.
Nah, you was going crazy for sure.
You went crazy for sure. You went crazy for sure.
You liked her, though.
Yo, you hired a U-Haul to take it to?
Can I tell you something?
He asked your question.
No.
Let me respond to my question.
Yes, that's a lie.
And while we're uncovering the flip lies,
we found the booked sound scan.
Oh, yeah.
We found the sound scan on his book.
I lied.
He lied.
He did not sell 40,000 copies in a week.
I sold 20,000 in two years.
All right.
That's very different.
That's still good, though, man.
That's still good.
And on the cover of the book, it said 14,000 or something sold.
8,000.
8,000.
Yeah, something stupid.
But there was another one with 10,000.
I kept updating it.
Oh, you just kept changing the cover?
Oh, my God.
At the same time, though, Mr. Trickington, sucker for love.
Mr. Trickington. You was buying cars and shit. You was same time, though, Mr. Trickington, sucker for love. Mr. Trickington.
You was buying cars and shit.
You was on your Benzino shit.
You was doing a lot of sucker shit for strippers.
I never bought anybody a car.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Don't lie, though.
No, you was doing a lot of sucker shit.
I know about you.
Huh?
But don't lie.
I didn't buy a stripper a car.
What you was doing?
I never bought no stripper no car.
What you was doing with them?
You put some down payment money down.
What you doing? A bump bet is no stripping. What you was doing with them? You put some down payment money down? We don't.
A bump bed is $300, nigga.
$400.
You putting out five,
you giving bitches deposits for houses.
Here, take this 10 pack right here.
That you're not seeing again.
Did you sleep in that bed?
A home is not a home.
You did what?
He asked you a question, yo.
He asked you a question.
He asked you a question. I you a question He asked you a question
I don't know what he's asking me
He said did you put a down payment
Did you give her the 10 pack
Or a house
My mom's telling me no
But my wallet
My wallet is telling me yes
I mean did she save it up
Did she save up
I didn't give her no money for that
but if she did that
you got discipline girl
you a good girl
you turned up on me
I respect it
alright watch this
COE and COFF
COFF
emotions over everything too.
Content over flips feelings.
Everything over emotions.
I mean, it's in the back.
Yeah, I'm done.
That was fire.
I don't have nothing else.
I lied about my book, so what?
I'm from Queens.
Web and Nitty era, we lied about a lot of shit.
You lied about being from Queens?
You lied about being from Queens?
You be dragging these niggas' names through the mud.
Nigga lied about being pro-black?
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
You just lied about mad shit.
Hold on, LaBerry.
You did.
Son, you got white people tatted on you.
I do.
I do.
And you hang out with white people.
That's the difference.
You got God's son across your...
You hang out with him too, Burman?
This man is such a great pop-up.
You had Jesus...
Hold on.
You had Jesus Sanders sitting on a rock with white people, nigga? By the beach. You think they didn't send me that picture? Looking like I'm too perfect. This man is such a great pop. You had Jesus Sandals on sitting on a rock with white people,
nigga, by the beach.
You think they didn't send me that picture?
Looking like a McF- in Italy.
There was a white person there.
Huh?
Hello.
It was a white person.
Me and Mario.
Me.
There was a white person there?
You had your feet all out looking stupid.
Who took the picture?
Me and Mario.
Not a black person.
Me and Mario.
Not a black person took the picture.
You Luigi ass nigga too. DiGiorno eating ass nigga? I took the picture. You Luigi ass nigga too?
Uh, DiGiorno eating ass nigga.
You mad because you ain't nothing?
Oh, mama.
Fero, fero, da, da, da.
Wait, what did you do?
You never left Farmers in Linden.
That's why you mad.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
I did.
I did.
See, he's stunting on you.
I did.
He's stunting on you.
I'm with the Barcelona.
I know.
I bet you did.
You went to that church there? You need to. Why? A lot of your people in there.
Who are my people?
Catholics.
All right.
No, I'm kidding.
Yo.
What the fuck? You got them tatted on your stomach.
I got Catholics.
Pac.
Don't say that.
I got Catholics.
You guys.
I got Curtis from part of the show here.
Hey, Curtis.
My man, Curtis.
All right.
What's happening, Kurt?
See money.
Curtis.
Curtis says, hey, guys.
I've been a part of part of the show for a year.
Oh.
Hey, wait. Yo. Kurt. Gang. money Curtis Curtis says hey guys I've been a part of part of the show for you Oh hey you said hey send in ten questions a year hey guys I've been part of the part of the show for a year and I have a question for the crew Mel do you
ever want kids or both night here so I'll skip that fellas how would you feel
if your woman made
more money than you
in a relationship
and do you think
you can have a healthy
sustainable relationship
with a woman making
more money
trick on me
why or why not
love the show
yes
hope to get a call
oh
I'm gonna call him
you got him
let's call the guy
see
yeah let's see what he
talking about
see man Kurt flirt is this lightning adapter connected to a pair of headphones no oh yes You got him? Let's call the guy. Yeah, let's see what he talking about. See, man, Kurt Flirt.
Is this lightning adapter connected to a pair of headphones?
No.
Oh, yes.
All the devices.
Put yes.
Hit yes.
Headphones?
Yes.
Yeah, just hit yes.
Let me call this nigga up.
What's Duke name?
Curtis.
Curtis.
Kurt Flirt.
Let's hear what Curtis is talking.
I ain't even texting him or nothing.
He's just calling.
Good luck.
Bold if you answer that shit.
Yeah, Kurt don't play.
Ice don't play.
Who the fuck is this?
Nope.
Hi, can I speak to Curtis?
Curtis!
Curtis!
Joe Button Collection Agency calling.
All right, Curtis, I'm done with you. Text him. Done with you, bro. No, I don't want to talk to him that bad. No, it's been a year. Let me text him. Man Curtis I'm done with you
Done with you
No I don't want to talk
To him that bad
Nah it's been a year
Let me text him
Let me text the guy
With a little yell
We gonna answer him
Anyway
Alright
This is the
JVP
JVP
Hey
Where would you be
Without the JVP
Alright what was
This guy's question
Can we handle women Making more money Than us in our relationships Oh we didn't need To call him that question Yeah JBP, JBP, hey. Where would you be without the... All right, what was this guy's question?
Can we handle women making more money than us in our relationships?
Oh, we didn't need to call him that question.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
That's fine.
I could.
We can give him a call. I prefer...
Same.
What?
I wish you would make more money than me.
Now we really get some equality going.
Let's go.
You make more.
Buy me some nice shit.
Some Chanel.
All right. My girl go. You make more. Buy me some nice shit. Some Chanel. All right.
My girl tried it.
She moving.
So she's filling out applications.
Shit, right?
A few of them tried to get at her.
She's like, yo, you might need to co-sign her.
I was like, baby, don't even stress that.
I'll co-sign for you.
I got you.
She called back.
Said, yeah, all you need to do is let us know how much you're making.
I was like, what?
What?
What?
Spitty, just tell him 400.
No.
Just tell him 400.
That ain't the place.
Let's just go somewhere else.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
You got to call an honor.
Somebody now.
No, we're going to just tell him. I asked Parks this a couple of pods ago. He just go somewhere else. Yeah, I'm sorry. You got to go on to somebody now. No, we're going to just tell him.
I asked Parks this a couple of pods ago.
He just lied to me.
So I'll ask the rest of y'all.
Everybody girl here know exactly what they make?
No.
No.
Same.
No.
Not a question.
She just know we good.
Not a question.
Yeah.
She just know we good.
That's it.
Yo, you see this bucket?
When the moon hits the sky sky I get my pizza pie
That's the morning
I got you, yo.
Fuck that nigga.
He's so phony.
I'm phony as hell.
Yo, you're the biggest betrayer, nigga.
I am.
That's too brute-ass nigga.
The sooner everybody learns that.
That's too brute-ass.
Brute-ass.
Yo, don't come with your Rod Stewart shit.
I don't know, yeah.
You don't know what that is?
Real talk?
You?
He killed Julius C.
Yeah, that's Brute.
And that's what he said when he stabbed Cesar in the back.
Yeah, in the back.
He said, Et tu, Brute?
Yeah.
Meaning you too, Brute?
Was he in Goodfellas?
Chill out, man.
That's Julius Cesar.
What's wrong with you niggas?
That's another one of them whites they try to ingrain in my head from school.
Nigga, I don't know nothing about Julius Cesar. I'm shocked. Julius Cesar. That's another one of them whites they try to ingrain in my head from school. Nigga, I don't know nothing about Julius Caesar.
I'm shocked.
Julius Caesar.
That's a naked white man, too,
wearing some leaves on his head.
There you go.
You try to pretend.
You try to be down with them niggas.
Who?
I try to be down with naked white men or you?
But Curtis, my answer to your question is yes.
Yes, absolutely. I would love for her to your question is yes. Yes.
Yes.
Absolutely.
I would love for her to make more.
Just don't emasculate me.
See, now that was the question you should ask.
Because they're going to emasculate us.
No, they're not.
Not if you making money too.
You know what I'm saying?
Or not if you just put it down.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you making money too.
All right, she make more money.
Now what?
If she make 500, you make 350. You're getting making money, too. She make more money. Now what? If she make $500, you make $350.
You're getting emasculated.
You out your mask in mine.
I think you are.
Holla.
I think you're getting emasculated.
Sweetie, I'm good over here.
She start turning TV on when she want.
Slamming the fridge.
Telling you to cook.
Dropping shit on the floor like this.
Telling you you can't wear spandex in the house.
Nigga, take them shorts off.
Now you can't wear spandex. You going outside with that shit again, take them shorts off. Now you can't wear spandex.
You going outside with that shit again?
You got to throw all your Lululemon away.
Yeah, talk to that nigga.
Lululemon ass nigga.
Lemony Lewis ass nigga.
All your little foo-foo lemon.
When they move, it's this guy.
It's the morning.
It's the morning.
Get that nigga, that preggo ass nigga.
Curtis, I hope we were able to help.
Send some more questions.
Nah, you got to send something.
I answer your questions every month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send a tougher question in, Curtis. we were able to help. Send some more questions. Nah, you gotta send something. I answer your questions, A-Mum.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Send a tougher question in, Curtis.
Yeah, something more provocative.
Send a tougher question.
Curtis!
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
I want to talk about region privilege and burger privilege.
With this whole
In-N-Out burger
trying to expand,
but I'm going to save it
for Patreon.
In-N-Out need to expand
in the garbage.
I'm going to save it
for Patreon, though.
That's what they need to expand.
They better keep their ass
out in the Northeast.
Nah, they coming.
They better not bring
their ass over here.
They coming this way.
They coming at it fast.
They going to realize.
They coming at it fast.
They going to be
In-N-Out.
Oh, good one.
Wow.
Hey, look at Ice.
The freedom of the patient.
Let me go around over here if you want to.
You got some real burger spots out here.
Nah, he going crazy.
I like that shit.
I ain't old.
That ain't matter.
That's it?
That's it.
That's all you need.
Don't worry.
That's it.
I'm chopping that up.
Dan now just got to go find his own drop now.
You can't keep Cloud chasing off Ice Name in the drop.
That's what I was doing?
I don't know if that's what you was doing, but listen to the drop and tell me if it sounds like that.
New Ice Name.
Why is Ice Name first in that?
Anyway.
I guess she said it that way.
Well, C comes first.
It's fine.
Do we have sleepers?
Do I have something that I think the people
may have been sleeping on?
It went crazy last week.
Yeah, that was ridiculous.
There was also that dude's best song.
Hate when that happens.
And that was hate, I'm sorry.
That was hate, right?
That was something else. Nah, you don't say.
I like hating on issues.
You don't say?
I do.
Who would have thunk?
You knew that?
Paquito.
You're one of my favorite people to hate on, actually.
You're so fun to hate on.
Let's see here.
Oh, I think y'all might be sleeping on this.
All right.
Brand new music from a young lady named Leia.
Or Liah.
It's L-A-Y-A.
This record is called Crazy Down.
Uh, borrowed a little bit from the voice
And I think it's beautiful
You like to hear it? Here it go
You've never heard of Joe Bud?
I never
I never got you.
I would like to get to know if I could be
the kind of girl that you could be down for.
You could be down for Cause when I catch you
Look at me
It makes me feel sexy
And I think about it
Every night and day
God, can I, can I
Catch you while I'm afraid
So I just wanted to Can I get you out my brain?
So I just wanted to know If we could make this real
I'm tired of dreaming about it
If it won't come true
No cat, can't go laying in your lap If it won't come true
No cap, think I'm laying in your lap
Try to bite my tongue with my words
Guess it's slow for all that
Tired of thinking what I might lose
If I always make this shit bad
Just boo your gimmick fever like I've never had
Crazy, yeah Like I've never had a crazy feeling
New music from Leia, this record is called
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
This record is called Crazy Down.
In your phones right this second.
Across DSPs right this second.
Hopefully y'all enjoy that.
Shout out to the young lady, man.
That's a nice flip.
Yeah, I thought so.
Yeah, it was pretty hard.
No, no No Joe Biden
Alright
My guy AD is back rapping again
Those who don't know
AD is on
No Jumper Pie
Or Lakers
Nah
But he
He's an ill rapper for a minute
And took a four year break
But this is
Still Learning
Featuring K-Line
For real for real
I guess that is
Adam 22 Records
No Jumper Records
Got that nigga signed
To a 1080
Nah, I don't think so
No?
I'm talking shit
I'm not
AD, AD get busy
No Jumper
No Jumper
I'm still learning
I'm still yearning for your love
I still want it, even though it's bad for us
I know you're hurt, you're damaged up
I know you're worth, I know that you're just trying to love
I'm trying to love you love
Love, love, love, make me feel like drugs, drugs, drugs
Your right feet match my hair for a swan
I just wanna say you and your back, back, back
I'ma still love you when it's bad, bad, bad
And you mad, mad, mad
Looking at your pictures all out of ass, I'm asking
Is you gon' hold me down?
Cause I'm just trying to hold you down
It's too hard to float if you can't swim
Then you gon' drown
I'm not perfect, you're not perfect
I'm still learning, you're still learning Don't quit on me this early because
I'm still learning But I'm still yearning for your love
I still want it Even though it's bad for us
I know you're hurt, you're damaged though I know you're worth, I know that's worth
Just trying to love, I'm trying to love you love
A grown man, no time to play all these kid games Green light, red light, bust, like this is square games
Wasting on your time, your ex nigga was mid-range Snap you back in an Avengers, I'm in the endgame
Them new bags and purses, ain't gotta buy a loan First class seats, Jamaica, ain't gotta fly alone
I usually go the route, Kevin Samuels The way you got me feeling for life ain't gotta die alone
Real attraction when we live, we must be opposites Transform to my best prime, I feel like Optimus
So why your homegirl act like a hoppin' shit? How you screaming out of this world, blasting like rocket ships?
Take my hoodie, I know the nights it get breezy Fill the gap up in your life, feel like I'm Yeezy
Fuck the world, no, this love shit ain't easy.
And I'm still learning, girl.
Believe me.
Hey.
I'm still learning.
I'm still learning.
I'm still learning.
And again, that's Still Learning, A.D., featuring, I believe it's K-Line, For Real, For Real.
I like it.
I like that, man.
We all still learning.
Yeah, that's it.
We just trying to figure this out, man.
We'll play some Mickey Diamond and Big Ghost.
This is Icicles.
Shout out to Big Ghost.
What's happening?
What's happening? Show love, we hit the club, feelin' like a mesko Gucci this, probably that what you expect
Hold the rest, no, boy like Tecmo Collect dough, my neck glow
Let the tech go like a professional Sold out collectible checks, I sign my name
in deposit Sway while he's layin' in my closet
Politics with the wise men, I'm tryin' to earn a Heisman
Who network a hundred niggas strong, not Verizon Enterprising Bought main sweats, we beat it live, it's always fresh
They never punk, Prada gon' consignment Remain anonymous, with the metal gear I'm solidest
The bullets that's inside of this can drop a hippopotamus
My wallet is a bottomless pit Prada kicks, it gotta be Mick
Lottery picks, number one hands on like pottery You can't spot a nigga hot as me
Off-white tux, Devin Harris, Sean Connery Rob Anomalies, crime not with him, fly philosophy
I'm style, mine's Socrates Puffin' dragon fruit, bag glue, eye sauce to leaves
Me on point, Spike Lee joints Written and directed by the most high
Rubber moves on, he need a bow tie Flow like a ghost when he co-spy
I'm not Greek, but for cheese we flame shit like Opa
Game 6 Curry, when I aim this is over
My cup runnin' foot soldier
And now I shine for every moment I was looked over
Invite the drugs to the cookout
We hijack the grill, throw the cookout
Jack moves, now who gon' be the lookout?
My college Mr. Ray, shot like icicles That's icicles, Mickey Diamond, and Big Ghost Shout out to Big Ghost Look out, Jack moves. Now who gonna be the lookout? Uh-huh.
That's Icicles, Mickey Diamond, and Big Ghost.
Shout out to Big Ghost.
You know I fuck with that record.
That's tough.
Iceberg, Icicles.
Yeah, no doubt.
That could be your anthem, man.
That could be your anthem.
Young lady's name is Amaria.
The song is called Get Away Alright Take it slow I can't seem to get you off my radio
I don't wanna be the one to let you go
I wanna ride out in the sunshine with ya
I wanna look out to the skyline saying
I wanna get away
Tell me baby do you wanna get away? Tell me baby, do you wanna get away?
Ah, ah, ah
Do you wanna get away?
Ah, ah, ah
Do you wanna get away?
I'll take you places that you've never known I'm thinking we can get some time alone
In your amber eyes, I know you fantasize But all your ways aside
Oh, you love it when I come through for you Take a trip over to Cancun Beach View
I wanna get away
Tell me, do you wanna get away?
Do you wanna get away?
That is get away.
Every time I think I got this nigga,
he finds some little 13-year-old white talented girl from Nebraska,
and I can't get him.
I know what you're doing.
I just can't get him.
You're utilizing the podcast to get these girls on your side
and tell them you're going to play their record.
Where does he find these 17-year-old ivory queens?
Now my turn.
They are talented.
What's the new Frank?
You know what I mean?
Nah.
Just grab the cord and get ready Joe
you playing this with white men tatted on you is crazy and white women
You ain't even got a right tap on it.
Well, you couldn't see it if I did.
Hey, hold on.
Let that ride.
Take that drop, though.
That ain't us. Let that ride.
I fuck with this one, though.
That's Ismore.
Shout out to Ismore.
Ismore. I like that.
That's Ismore.
We're going to make our own words.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let Dean sing.
That's Ismore.
That's Ismore.
Let me sing.
When the sun makes you blue, just like if I sniffed fossil oil. That's Ismore. When you're known for catching flights
and have an affinity for the whites, that's Ishmael Ray.
$3.99.
Look at Ish.
Oh, sorry.
What's that?
That's Ishmael Ray.
I was sleeping on that.
You were sleeping on that?
I slept on that.
Nah, that was fire.
That was it. That was fire. Round of applause. That was fire. Ish, yo. Dig it. I mean, I'll flip. Dig it. You was sleeping on that. You were sleeping on that? I slept on that. Nah, that was fire.
That was fire.
Round of applause.
That was fire.
Yeah, yo.
I mean, I flipped.
You did that, man.
You did that.
You killed that one.
Listen, guys.
Real good, efficient episode today.
I am so proud of everyone here.
We are really them.
Can we get lunch on you today?
I thought all the lunches was on
me what I don't pay for everybody's lunch that's mistake you gotta let me
know next time y'all next time y'all ordering all you gotta do is hit me I'll
be right there what's cool we only have one edit today. We usually have six edits.
We did real good today. We need lunch.
This nigga keeping a fucking pod
progress report.
A progress report.
Yeah.
Yo, the last one.
Let's go.
Yo, a bit of shadow.
Yo!
Parts me on it. if we're one to two
Hey, let's send this out of here the right way, y'all
Alright, let's go, let's go
We out of here
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now we doin' it, we here
It go
I get so weak in the knee
I can hardly, I lose
Control takes over me
Amazing eyes
Stay with me
I swallow my pride
Your love
Knocks me right off of my feet
Hit it, hit it
Can't explain why your love thing makes me ween.
Let's get it.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this was a really good pod today.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
Escape.
This next line is why y'all can't close.
Look.
Look, this whole verse actually is why y'all can't close.
Bitches was losing their minds when this was out.
When you're around, life is fading.
Life is fading.
She was suicidal.
Please explain.
In one condition, I don't want to be alone.
All right, yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you adieu.
Farewell. Hasta la vista. Adios.ios arrivederci arvois so long goodbye
remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last
as if it's all we have take it away flip I can hardly speak, I lose all control I'm done with you
Y'all hold it down, we'll be back same time, same place
And it's so obvious
Remember lastly, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna take over me
I swiped my pride
And knocked it right off of my feet
The baddies are insecure, The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Mel, if you was here right now
You'd be going crazy with us
We know it
Uh-oh, he going to bridge
Mel, we take, boom
I try hard to find you
Ladies, let me hear you out there
Hold on, let me hear you
I ain't here, it's fine
Yeah, we needed Mel for this
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Mel, we love you We miss you, Mel And it's a Yeah we needed Mel for this We got to this over
Mel we love you, we miss you Mel
And it's a pitch change right now
I guess so
He killed it bro
I don't know what escape ball
T.I. I'm on you bro, he out here too
Playing with tighties
He know
Oh what, he heard this all day
Look at that white, T.I. heard this.
Listen, man, y'all, we're down.
We gone, man.
If you in New York, dress warm.
Hey, you bitches better buy some coats this weekend.
Also, if you out there in L.A., be careful.
That's a fact.
Be careful.
Yeah, don't make my next pod depressing. Yeah, just be careful. That's a fact. Be careful. Yeah, don't make my next bar depressing.
Yeah, we don't.
Just be careful.
That's all we got to say.
I get through my veins.
I get so weak, boy.
I get something I can't explain.
Yeah, escape, gotta just go sit in the back.
I get so weak.
Something about the way you you do the things you do
It knocks me right off of my feet
I'm in love with you
This is good, thank you for that
I can't stop getting in deep
I can't hold it, let me be
I'm in love with you I'm in love with you I can hold it, I can hold it, I can hold it I'll lose it, I'll lose it
I'll lose it, I'll lose it
I'll lose it, I'll lose it
I'll lose it, I'll lose it
I'll lose it, I'll lose it
Your love is so sweet, it knocks me right off the beat Wow.
What a record.
This record is 30 years old.
This shit's old.
It's fire.
I just asked Flip, how old are you?
He's four.
No Joe Bud.
You've never heard of Joe Bud? J-B-P, J-B-P ComeI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- It's the five. Pizza pie.
That is more.