The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 601 | "“Press Pay To Play”"
Episode Date: February 11, 2023The Bionic Six is back. With the Super Bowl coming up this weekend, the gang opens up this episode with their predictions for the Eagles & Chiefs matchup as well as their reactions to Billboard’s To...p-10 Halftime Performances (12:11). LeBron James passes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on the NBA’s all-time scoring list (22:07), HYBE America acquires Quality Control Music for $300 million (43:55), and Billboard/Vibe also wrap up their Top-50 Rappers of All-Time list (52:48). The XXXTENTACION trial is underway and Drake is ordered to sit for deposition (1:01:30), why the Grammy’s missed on naming Beyoncé’s “Renaissance” as Album of the Year (1:14:20), GloRilla’s recent club appearance (1:28:33), Valentine’s Day plans (2:08:48), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Secily - “Gah Damn” Ice | Kash Doll & Payroll Giovanni - “LEGIT” Parks | Marlon Craft - “Human First” Ish | Libianca - “People” Melyssa Ford | Little Dragon - “Water”
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play that game. So here's how it's going to work. If I do not receive a phone call back
from you by 3 o'clock Thursday afternoon, I'm no longer interested.
I'm very intelligent.
I'm great in bed.
I make great money.
Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.
Matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.
Now, I understand if you've got other issues.
I don't know.
Maybe you were abused in childhood.
Maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder.
Maybe you're on some medication.
I don't know, there could be another issue.
If you're psychologically normal and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible thing that's happened in your life which prevented you that's fine otherwise
that guy's sick
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yeah! we might be breaking a record high in New York with the weather which is 61
degrees we hit 60 today.
That's right.
Now I'm pulling out summertime records.
Y'all know what it is.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.
And I can't forget about the ladies.
You go.
You can find me in the city spinning.
Or in the studio touching the track up like pretty women.
Fitting venom with the snakes dancing.
Apply the pressure to you and your men's thing.
Damage I do career-ending
And I'm just not done startin' a pod with Ho
I think I started the last three pods with Ho
I'm not over that
Music, Menage a Trois
With Shaq and I
Yo, shout-out to some of y'all that wasn't even born when this was rockin'
A lot of y'all out there was born in like 97, 98
Shout-out to y'all out there was born in like 97, 98. Shout out to y'all.
We want to be all inclusive here.
All right. We got M4 back in the building. Melissa Ford is here with us. And she brought a friend. And she's on Adderall. And I can't fight this earth down for nothing And I can't fight this earth down for nothing
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This when he thought he wanted to be R&B rapper, dude
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We doin' it for y'all, not these lil' young hoes
For real, I'm serious
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Romantic places in my mind
Hoping someday I would find The perfect world
Alright, now episode 600
Y'all got me in rare form, man
I was home scared to death
I might get canceled
Some of those things I said
I might try to tone it down this week
But I might not
Cause I had a lot of fun
And it goes
Oh, don't fuck up the bridge
Please, the pre-hook
Then they singing along out there
They still coming in, y'all, still coming in
Shout out to the parents out there listening
The Patronis, of course
Alright, now I'm done, I promise
I promise I'm done
But it's hot out
Deep in my bed
A lot to get to today
Ayy let me get a quick two step on right quick
This is rockin' colorful life
You know what I mean
This is rockin' colorful life
This is rockin' colorful life
I'm on my pass with the honey's hard
It's gotten even worse now that the money's washed
Like a letter y'all to 9-8, find me straight
Good health, can't complain about my financial state
What else? I guess tomorrow knows
I run through chicks like Maru Close
I'm a test-taker, follow the codes
Baby, why are you chasing my love? Never mind. Oh, they taking a long out there.
Some of my 90s niggas.
Yeah, come on. I know you with Yeah, come on, Ace.
I know you with me.
Come on, man.
Ace was in the house listening to Lil Jon.
Who knows what Flip was doing when this was out.
I want your love, baby.
Before it's all gone.
I just want to stay with you.
Microphone check. check one two. What is this?
Welcome to episode 601 of the Joe button podcast
I'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host Joe button here with a few of my nearest and dearest. You've never heard of Joe Budden?
Uh-oh. Bionic
6 is back.
Mel is back without them black boots.
All right. All right.
Mel left them black boots at home.
Come on now.
Hey, we read the comments
We read the comments
M4
Hey
Hey Mel we were showing our ass
While you was gone
We were misogynist
Womanizer
Everything bad
We was doing forbidden dances
We wild out.
No, we got our shit out before you got back. Yeah, yeah, we did.
I appreciate that.
We had to get that shit off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it was good.
It was good.
It was good.
So everybody's here.
Gang is here.
Melod's here.
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Corey's here.
Poe is here.
Erickson is here in the back and some other niggas in the back.
And Tanner's here by remote.
How's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
Feeling great.
Y'all looking good, smelling good, huh?
This weather?
How do you not feel good?
It's beautiful out there.
I saw Spring.
He was hollering at me the other day.
Spring was hollering at you?
What was he saying?
Clarity.
Coming, Daddy.
So Spring called you Daddy.
Boy, the arrogance in him.
Wow. He is the Mac
I'm coming daddy
Wow
Get ready
Get your girlfriend ready
In Central Park walks
Mr. Flowers
Bought a flower
What's the way you get flowers
1-800 what
What's that shit
From you flowers
What's up man What's that shit? From you flowers.
What's up, man?
Forks, what's up?
I'm chilling, man.
I'm chilling.
Yeah, nigga, you lost the Grammys, nigga.
Yeah, whatever.
I was there, though.
Listen, that's where I'm at today.
You look nice, too, y'all.
I ain't going to hold you. I forgot to tell you.
Thank you, man.
You look kind of Pierce Brosnan-ish.
Yeah, man.
007.
I had to put some shit on.
Yeah, you did.
I had to put some shit on.
Fierce Brosnan.ish. Yeah, man. 007. Had to put some shit on. Yeah, you did. Had to put some shit on. Fierce Brosnan.
Fierce.
Fierce Brosnan on him.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
Something wrong with you.
Yo, word.
This guy's a...
I'm in a silly mood, man.
You don't say.
I'm in a silly mood.
That's different.
Fierce Brosnan.
Come on, what's important?
What's not important?
Oh, I don't care.
Come on.
Sports, music.
A few things happen in both.
Lots of stuff happening.
The goat goaded.
Let me let y'all know, Mel been here trying to talk about everything that we've been talking about.
She dying to pod.
She brought up mad topics from two weeks ago.
I know.
But, you know, I was here in spirit.
You missed it.
I know.
She missed it. I know. Expounding upon the things was here in spirit. You missed it. I know. She missed it.
I know.
Expounding upon it or us.
It or us.
The whole thing.
There we go.
Yes, the whole thing.
Energy, everything.
All y'all.
Yes.
All right.
Well, you're here now.
That's all that matters.
Thank you.
We have two full boards.
Yeah, I'm about to laugh at all of this stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, we got Super Bowl this weekend.
We do.
Everybody's looking forward to...
I would go so far to say
more people are looking forward
to Riri's performance than the actual game.
Nah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let me tell you what you did.
That's a select group of women
that you look at that.
You can stop that.
And it stops right there.
The entire Navy.
Well, yeah.
Which is huge.
That's cool.
Huge.
We're going to find you an Adderall deal.
We're going to take the Adderalls away from you, little Miss Missy.
Dumb shit's a little too potent.
The entire Navy.
OK, well.
Submarine your ass out of here.
Diggas want to see the Super Bowl.
Mahomes. I'm looking forward to reality, tooiggas want to see the Super Bowl. Mahomes.
I'm looking forward to Rihanna, too,
but not more than the game itself.
Hey, check this out.
There's a reason them commercials cost that much,
and it ain't because of Rihanna.
Indeed.
I might go to the store when she go on.
I ain't even decided if I'm sticking around.
I mean, it should have been on YouTube.
Yeah, I'll see it on the Shade Room or somewhere.
That's not valid.
Bonnie Habanero or Buffalo, dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Nah, I'm playing.
All right.
She better kill it.
What's she gonna play?
Shit from how many years ago?
It don't matter.
Ice, stop.
Them is different slaps.
Stop, Ice.
Them is different slaps.
I'm joking with you.
She got some shit.
Of course she do.
Niggas gonna go crazy
in that building.
They are.
You think she gonna play
Throw It Up, Throw It Up?
You think she gonna do that?
She think she gonna do that?
She absolutely should.
I love that song. That's what I was doing yesterday trying to figure out what record she would play. it up, throw it up? You think she gonna do that? You think she gonna do that? She absolutely should. I love that song.
That's what I was doing yesterday,
trying to figure out what record she would play.
She got so many slaps.
Look, listen, all the players are looking forward
to her performance.
Okay, who did you speak to?
Here you go.
You got some type of sauce.
The Eagles, they had video of them getting off the bus,
and they were all singing a different Rihanna song.
Everybody's looking forward to that.
I hate to tell you this.
The Eagles looking forward to a little bit more than the Rihanna show, bro. I promise you. I think that they- And because she's looking forward to that. I hate to tell you this, but the Eagles looking forward to a little bit more than
the Rihanna show, bro. I promise you.
And because she's fine, it works.
She got y'all. She ain't got y'all.
I'm talking about her.
Because Mel is fine, she get to start with
it. And we got her. She got her.
No, man. No way. Look at that board.
Mel, we don't give a fuck
about Riri's performance
right now.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
But Park said he cares a little bit.
I mean, we care.
We all care.
There's a football game that we also care about.
But there's a game coming on.
And a good game.
It should be a good game.
The game outweighs the performance.
Okay.
Yes.
All right, well, let's talk about some predictions.
I'm with y'all.
I'm just saying.
This ain't like, why are these two teams there?
Nobody gives a fuck. This ain't that. Pull are these two teams there? Nobody gives a fuck.
This ain't that. Pull up the billboard list of the top 10 Super Bowl performances.
Well, the top nine.
Because number one is unanimous across the board for everybody.
Beyonce.
No, it's not.
What's number one?
Prince.
Prince.
It rained while he played Purple Rain.
In Purple Rain?
That was crazy. You wasn't ever beating that. That was crazy. Nobody was beating that. I know what you're talking about. It rained while he played Purple Rain. In Purple Rain? Yeah.
That was crazy.
Come on, y'all.
You wasn't ever beating that.
That was crazy.
Nobody was beating that.
He made it rain for the performance.
But I'm arguing with their two through ten.
All right.
So we had, so you just want to read one through?
No, no, no.
Read two.
One, we know.
One is him.
Hemathy.
Two is you too.
Yeah, nah.
Nah. Nah. Nah. Not them you too. Yeah, nah. Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Not them two.
I don't even remember that.
Me either.
Three is last year's.
What was last year's?
Dr. Dre, Snoop.
Gay.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
That shit shouldn't be in no fucking number three either.
It should not.
Beyonce's not even in the top three
They paid to get that in number three
Four is Madonna
I know
All of these are fire
Four is Madonna
I don't remember
I don't remember
She might have went nuts
But I don't remember
Five is Bruce Springsteen
In the East
Bruce Springsteen
He can't even say his name
East Street Band
I remember that
I don't remember that
I remember that
Oh you do
Six is Beyonce
Can't put that Dr. Dre you do? Six is Beyonce.
Can't put that Dr. Dre in them shit over the Beyonce performance.
Boom.
You run right to that.
No, get the Bruce Springsteen too, baby.
I don't remember it like that. Get to you too.
It ain't that active.
Don't run right to Dre in our names.
I'm not saying it like that.
Okay, who's number seven?
Rolling Stones.
Okay, keep it going.
Eight is Lady Gaga. Okay. I it going. Eight is Lady Gaga.
Okay.
I remember that.
Nine is Paul McCartney.
Child, good night.
Ten is Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson number ten?
Bullshit.
I don't remember Michael Jackson.
And one is Prince?
You know who I'm surprised isn't in the top ten?
Mike came out of Summer Jam one time, I think.
He did.
He did. A little slow you. He shook that whole shit. I'm chilling
That's what they was about to ride a ride that nigga back
Just stood there.
I was there.
He was there?
Just, nigga, you just...
Why you...
All right.
Yeah, nigga.
How was the crowd?
He was in the crowd.
Something you never seen before.
Did you pass out?
Exactly.
You pass out?
Look, Prince never did that.
Purple rain with purple rain.
Get the fuck out of here, nigga.
Sit your ass down.
Watch your mouth about the purple one.
As you wear purple. Okay. He's the purple one. As you wear purple.
Okay.
He's the purple one today.
All right, storylines for this game.
Let me get mine right out of the way.
I'm rooting for the Chiefs.
I have the Eagles winning.
I think the Eagles are stacked.
And I don't know.
I want to see Pat Mahomes and Andy Reid get more than one.
Jalen Hurts, we got time for you later.
That's true.
For me, it's quarterback versus team.
That's the argument in building a franchise.
You know, teams are like, yo, get the young quarterback.
It doesn't matter if you build everything else, great.
Versus the quarterback that's got not the greatest team.
I'm rooting for the Eagles, I guess, but it's hard to root against Patty and Andy.
I'm rooting for the Eagles, Just like team. Complete package.
Office, defense, special teams.
They got it all over there.
It's going to be hard to beat them.
Y'all know where I stand.
I think Mahomes and them win by at least two touchdowns.
Eagles.
I just think his greatness is that.
Eagles.
Is anybody betting on the game?
No.
I'm scared about it.
What's the line?
You know what the line is?
Eagles by one and a half
Last time I checked
I don't know if that's changed
They're the favorite
Really?
Yeah
I might take that bet
Want to bet?
Sure
What are you betting?
You tell me
Oh man, I just had a
Bisexual harassment joke
It would have been perfect right there Go ahead Yeah, right Oh, man, I just had a funny sexual harassment joke.
It would have been perfect right there.
Go ahead.
Yeah, right.
No, come on, permission.
No, from him.
Oh.
No, it wasn't me.
You know, you got to jam me up.
So, yeah, Super Bowl, Travis Kelsey.
And I want Travis Kelsey to get one.
Another one?
I do want.
I'll do one.
I want his brother to get one, too, though.
Travis is going to get a few.
That other brother,
he better enjoy this trip.
Chris,
Chris was there.
He didn't get one?
He might have been there when they got the last one.
Oh yeah,
he was there
when he got one already.
He might have got one already.
Man,
it's the Eagles.
Let's go.
Man,
it's the Eagles.
Fuck up.
I just don't feel like
handing a nigga's mouth
for something.
Oh yeah,
you guys are on the NFC East head, so yeah, I can see why you'd be rooting against him. Oh, I don't feel like Handing a nigga's mouth For something Oh yeah You guys are
At MCD
So yeah
I can see why
You'd be rooting against
Something
I don't care
We won coach of the year
That's our Super Bowl
Hey actually
We won coach of the year
Shout out to DeBall
And shout out to
Garrett Wilson
And Sauce
Sauce yeah
Yes
Who won
Offensive and defensive
Rookie of the year
Of the year
On the same team.
It only happened twice before.
Shout out to both of them.
Let's keep it on sports.
Check this out.
Eric said, zoom in on me.
Zoom in on Joe.
You got me?
It's been about five years.
Five years of all of you Brooklyn Nets fans.
Honestly.
You guys have been wearing your little merchandise
around the town.
That's a fact.
Your little jackets.
That's a fact, though.
Y'all been sitting front row.
KD, KD.
Huh?
Bitch ass niggas.
Y'all been at that little wine snack bar
down there at the Barclays.
Boy, y'all been showing out.
Y'all been showing out. y'all been showing out.
Y'all been showing out.
Y'all been showing out so bad.
The Barclays called me one game and was like,
yo, you want tickets to the game?
I was like, sure.
I might come.
They was like, we'll call you back.
Don't you know they ain't never called back?
They ain't never called back. I called them niggas back. Don't you know they ain't never called back? They ain't never called back.
I called them niggas back.
Hey, you got them tickets?
It was Memphis.
You remember?
They was like, nah, some other niggas coming through that day.
So, nah, fall back.
We don't need.
Whoa.
That's disrespectful.
That sounds like some hate.
That is.
That sounds like some hate.
Well, you could do shit like that
When Kevin Durant
And Kyrie
And James Harden
I think might have been
On the team at that time
You could play those types
Of games where
Hey got a ticket
Taking a bat
Got a ticket
Taking a bat
But now
Now they might call me
Yo come sit
Courtside please
Please
Please
We need some sauce over here.
Yo, that's hilarious.
So who's left in Brooklyn?
Ben Simmons.
That you know?
It's Ben Simmons over there.
Okay.
It's the Ben Simmons show, baby.
Ah.
What?
Yeah, this is perfect music.
Hey.
I know you know that.
I do.
I had to hear your mouth during that little 19-game win streak.
Y'all stupid-ass fans start telling me about Nick Claxton trying to cook up.
Nah.
Send Kyrie little cooking, artistic, poetry, emotion ass to Dallas.
Right?
Let him piss them off over there.
I wish Rick Carlisle was there so we could really
get some action over there.
And we'll send KD
to Phoenix so Chris Paul
can get him one. It goes!
Yeah, get all these niggas
out of here.
Yeah, it's over. I shouldn't see none see you out that door, baby. Bye, bye, bye. Bye. Yeah, it's over.
I shouldn't see none of you Nets fans no more.
I shouldn't hear from y'all no more.
You won't hear from us.
At least the new ones.
They don't have no fans.
There wasn't Nets fans before them.
There were Kyrie fans or KD fans.
There wasn't Nets fans.
Nah, nah.
Stay right there.
Keep showing your love and support for Cam Thomas.
Uh, Joe Harris.
Ah. Whoa, whoa.
Dinwiddie.
Dinwiddie.
25.
Fuck y'all.
Good for y'all asses.
And go Phoenix and Dallas.
I'm so ticking them net fans.
All of them.
I wish I knew y'all names still.
No, for real Fans
My friends that are fans
Niggas did a lot
Y'all
They did
They did a lot
With that
Running around
Screaming
Brooklyn
We run the town
Now there was
This and the Knicks
This and the
We own New York
And this is from back
This is from back
When y'all put that
Russian billionaire nigga
On the building
Across from the garden
That was rude and hurtful Is what it was Shouldn't have did that This is from back when y'all put that Russian billionaire nigga on the building across from the garden.
That was rude and hurtful is what it was.
Shouldn't have did that.
Yeah, I keep it up.
I keep it up when the beef is up.
So, yeah.
Bye.
I don't care if y'all won the other night.
They still won.
They got a couple niggas over there. Yeah, they do.
Them witty about to go nuts.
Okay, so do you guys think that CP3 is going to get his ring?
There's a good chance.
No. No.
No.
Still no.
That's the bad part.
Still no.
No, that team is stacked.
No, they ain't.
No, they ain't.
Shit.
No, they ain't.
No, they ain't.
Where's the weakness?
The bench?
Yes.
They gave away three or four good quality things.
Their whole bench is depleted.
I don't know that they could beat Boston without a bench.
Not with no bridges.
If they get to the finals.
They gave bridges away.
That was the glue.
Bridges is a monster.
You know he know about glue.
He be a house.
You glue them shits together?
Yeah, you know.
A little something.
No nails.
No screws.
We just glue.
Just glue.
And those are the only trades I care about.
There's a lot of the trades.
Yeah, Lakers made some moves.
Well, I don't care.
No, those are the two
Big ones though
Them two
As a Laker fan
You care about the other moves
No
Of course
But they didn't shake up
The NBA like that
They ain't really worth
Talking about like that
I understand
The Knicks got Josh Hart
I know
Anyway
LeBron passes Kareem
The GOAT
Like I told y'all
He would
We all knew it was coming.
We knew it.
What do y'all, y'all know where I stand on this,
so the floor is you guys'.
Kareem is an old-ass hater.
I said it earlier.
He's old, he's mad.
I love to have the camera after every shot.
I think he forgot that we have 4K,
and we can catch him in 4K hatin'.
No, he was just too much of a hater
where he couldn't hide it.
Some nigga, you couldn't even turn that off if he wanted to.
He was bitter.
He liked that shit.
It's disgusting.
Nasty.
He shouldn't do that, though.
Why?
He paved the way for guys like LeBron to do that.
He was there when they was throwing rocks at players.
You know, he was there.
Remember the rocks, Michelle?
He was around for those.
No, I'm with Kareem.
What?
I'm with him.
Why?
Because you were hating us.
Because my record should have been,
should have sat there a little longer, I feel like.
And I think this guy's on steroids.
I did it the right way.
I was also an activist.
True. So was LeBron. I was going to say Barnes, too. I was also an activist. True.
So was LeBron.
I'm going to say Barnes, too.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Dog.
Y'all want to have that talk?
Different levels.
Talk about it.
Talk about it, Joe.
Y'all want to have that talk?
They don't want to have that talk, Joe.
Different levels.
I don't want to have it because I'm on LeBron's side.
But there's a difference between my son, activist, and Carl Lewis, activist.
Yo, whoa, OK.
Easy.
activist and Carl Lewis activist.
Yo, whoa, okay, easy.
There's a difference between what my son and them is doing
and what niggas had to do back then.
It's very different.
It's different.
It's very, very, very different.
I'm not making a race here.
I'm not making a race here.
It's different, but they both still.
I'm sure Kareem is looking at LeBron like,
yeah, I see all the activism.
Got it. Got it, my G. It is a difference,Bron like yeah, that's I see all the activism got it got it my G
It is a difference got it my G
I'm just giving you y'all asked me reason why he's hating about this on patreon, but I disagree
I disagree with what say is the same disagree or what you told my LeBron activism is the same as Kareem's
Wait, wait, let them say what they're saying, please.
It's a different day and time.
Technology is different.
But I think the activisms are parallel.
And I got more power.
I can use my power to be an activist in different ways.
Do y'all remember what was happening?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Yo, what do these movies?
Y'all remember what happened back in the day?
This is not back in the day.
That's what we're saying.
But we're saying that so for the times of today, to be an activist today, yeah, I'm not dealing with what you dealt with.
I'm dealing with different shit here.
And I can make different things happen.
So you agree with us, but you're wording it in a way that sounds like you disagree.
We're saying that activism of today is not the activism of yesteryear.
And you agree. I'll agree with that. I'll say that world today is not the activism of yesteryear. And you agree.
I'll agree with that.
I'll say that world today is not the same world.
Everything is different.
So yeah, not just the activism.
But we're not talking about the world.
But it all falls in parallel.
Like how?
That world back then cost for that activism back then.
He's trying to open it up to world.
Look.
No.
He's saying like the times.
He's saying the times.
The times were caught for different levels of activism.
That's a very vague point, that the world was different back then.
What is your activism point, though?
That living in that world, then you had to be an activist.
How can I say it?
When back then, the activism came with an enormous amount of risk,
more so than it does now.
Yes, I know. More physical. Just physical. That's not true. That's of risk. More so than it does now. Yes, I know.
More physical.
Just physical.
That's not true.
That's not true.
More physical.
Y'all can't just say only physical.
I didn't say only.
I said more.
I said just.
I said more physical.
To say more means that you know how much mental anguish
somebody was going through at the time.
Today, today in this cancel culture,
today in the internet generation,
and today in the cameras in your face every
single second of the day, it
carries a different burden. Both
are burdensome, but this
one is just different. I don't think it's more
or less. LeBron is potentially
putting billions of dollars
on his shoulders
to get potentially taken away for
what he believes.
Shit that, I just watched it. Whatchamacallit, Doc? The Mahmoud Abdul-Raouf, believes. Shit that I just watched, whatchamacallit doc,
the Mahmoud Abdul-Raouf doc, I watched it.
Again, the stand that LeBron is potentially taking today,
he's just a polarizing figure in the NBA,
they can't cancel him,
but Mahmoud Abdul-Raouf just got blackballed
or whiteballed 20 years ago, 25 years ago
for the same shit.
But for taking his political
stand or his stand against certain shit,
they kicked him out the league. LeBron
is potentially putting sponsors
and all these other things on
weighing him out for what he believes in.
Did they throw Molotov bombs
at
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf's
home? Yes. They burned his house
down. His brand new house that was getting built, they home? Yes. They burned his house down.
His brand new house that was getting built, they burned it down.
They're doing his daughter's room?
Yeah.
Did they do that to him and every single family member that they had?
Everybody that they know?
Bro, you asked me a question, I answered it.
Now I'm asking a new question.
Did they do that? I don't know about everybody.
I don't know.
I know they burnt his brand new house that was getting built down.
I'm going to agree to disagree.
That's cool.
No, that's cool.
Y'all ain't baiting me. I'm not saying they both want to do some shit.
Y'all got it.
I'm just saying there's different levels of activism.
You can't give it to them.
I'm not giving it.
Wait, I have a question.
Back in the days.
They think what they think.
I think what I think.
Okay, so I have a question.
One doesn't negate the other.
That's all.
I have a question.
I have a question.
So everybody's been making a big deal
out of what Kareem looked like in the stands.
Every time LeBron made a shot, the camera went to him, and he looked salty.
Has anybody actually spoken to him?
Interviewed him?
They spoke to him all night.
He's publicly said some anti-Bron things.
Yeah.
He's publicly said some things.
They spoke to him all night.
A mic and camera was in his face that entire night.
As soon as Bron broke the record,
they walked Kareem out there on the court
to hand him the pass of basketball to him,
and he spoke.
He said a couple words.
He said all the right things in that moment
and then right after the game,
but everything else leading up to this moment
showed you ain't want to be there,
and you wasn't supporting this.
You was hating on this nigga the whole trip.
I don't want to watch my record being broken either.
I'm sorry.
Records are meant to be broken.
I understand that.
I'm not going to celebrate the motherfucker. I'm sorry. Records are meant to be broken. I understand that. I'm not going to celebrate
the motherfucker.
I'm absolutely not going to.
So you'll be an old ass hater
over there with Kareem.
I guess I will.
That's all.
Lay a hater.
Turn your head around.
Lay on the ground
but don't lay on your head.
It's the same shit
we see happen in music.
It's the same shit
we see happen in everywhere.
What happens is
the older ones
will sit there and say
it was harder for us, so we don't
respect it for you. We don't respect
the path that you're taking, but hey, that's
evolution. That's evolution, my nigga.
That's what happens. I took those
bumps and bruises so the next crop
don't have to take them. You can't
now hate them for that.
Especially if you were sincere
and your people moving now you want to
talk about activism and all that other shit if you stood in yo i want my next generation to have it
easier than i have it and i don't want them to have to go through the trials and tribulations
i went through then you should appreciate the lebron shit because that's a reflection of you
if you were sincere in your stance in that then you should appreciate the lebron shit
okay you made that possible the shit you took is the LeBron shit. Okay. You made that possible.
The shit you took is
the reason why this is happening. Jay-Z walked over to
Rakim and was like, yo, thank you so much,
my nigga. Thank you. Thank you. I thank you.
I salute you and
appreciate y'all paving the way for us.
So has LeBron had that same kind of...
That's not to say. That's a false parallel.
Way different. The parallel would be
Rakim coming up to you.
It was the opposite. No, I be no no i'm saying but rakim
embraced jay-z he was happy when he's seeing him that's good but you're not sitting there like
these niggas was kids becoming billionaires when kareem was a kid he had to go to school every day
being attacked by about 50 white children teenagers understand that he had to go being
followed and beat up almost every day of his life.
He had to watch his mother get violated, his father get violated.
He had to watch a lot of things that LeBron, you should be happy for that.
They almost blackballed white coaches.
Red Auerbach had to take a stand to even be able to coach this player.
Like, how do you even work on your craft in a time where these things are going on?
I don't understand how the fuck y'all bring up
today activism with anything that was going on then.
What y'all saying is true.
So if Kareem Abdul-Jabbar stood sincerely
and genuinely in, I want my people to do better
and be better and live better,
you should be happy that LeBron doesn't have to go through the shit that you went through.
That can be true.
I'm talking to Flip's point.
That Flip just made me.
You should be happy.
But that can be true, and I not be happy that you're breaking my record, because those are not the same.
True, they're not the same thing.
I could be happy about all of the progress you've made.
I was interested in his point that he talked about.
Yeah, but now I'm on you now, nigga. We on you.
I'm on you. We on you. Stop telling me about
your man. I'm here now. What I'm saying is, even if
you was happy in black progress
and in the progress of the league that you helped
lay the building blocks for,
you should be happy that somebody eventually passed
your fucking record. No. You an arrogant
bastard if you sitting there thinking that your
shit should never be broken. What the fuck is you
talking about? Never, whoa, okay.
Never be broken and being broken right now is not the same either.
Being broken by a man, a young man that has put 20 years in his mind, body, and soul in
the NBA.
He's picked up the torch from Michael Jordan and carried the NBA.
Who else better to break your record than him?
And y'all know I'm not the biggest LeBron fan.
If you're asking for reasons
why Kareem should be upset,
you're naming more reasons.
You're naming more reasons that Kareem
should be upset to me. You got
this young guy who did this in 20 years
with a three-point line.
Again, see?
And that's where the old hating nigga part comes in.
Dog, y'all asked me a question. All I'm doing
is, but I'm not Kareem. You. All I'm doing is... I'm just telling you. But I'm not Kareem.
You don't have to tell me.
I'm just telling you one billion reasons
why Kareem maybe could be upset.
You got the nerve to do this in a Laker uniform.
You moved out here for business
and to do your little movies.
You've been here a good cool three years.
You won one in the bubble,
which he may or may not respect.
Kareem, I'm talking about.
Y'all know I respect it.
I came here
and when... Wait, what?
Yeah. I can see Kareem being mad.
I can see Kareem being an old-ass hater.
This franchise wasn't even about
nothing when I got here. This shit was almost
bankrupt when I got here. Y'all think I'm about
to sit here and clap for this bullshit?
You know who you sound like? The old hatin'
rapper nigga that hates on a young nigga that
came up,
got a bunch of hits and got a bag.
Yo, but they exist, yo.
They do?
They do.
Well, let's call them
what they are, old haters.
Only on mics and on cameras
and in new cool guy era
do you niggas want to sit there
and pretend like everybody
thinks the most perfect
is shit all the time.
No, I'm saying
call them what they are.
I'm saying I enjoy
seeing niggas fail.
I do enjoy
seeing niggas fail.
You are a hater. Guess what? Yes niggas fail. You are a hater.
Guess what? Yes, everybody's
a hater sometimes. Hey, but that's separate
from I like to see niggas win too.
Yo, humans are multi
fucking faceted. Only on the internet
do y'all get fixated on one fucking statement.
Suck my dick.
But back to Kareem. Yeah,
I can see mad reasons for him to hate.
I can see it.
They all line up
To the same thing
The same way you
Hold up a three point line
LeBron can say yeah
You were seven foot
In the era where you
The niggas guarding you
Were six six
It's not true
Stop it
Stop it
LeBron can easily tell
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Nigga you saw
Bill Russell
You saw Will Chamberlain
You saw fucking
Luke Walton
Give me the rest Of the niggas that you saw On a nightlyain, you saw fucking Luke Walton.
Give me the rest of the niggas that you saw on a nightly basis that was guarding you.
They were 6'8".
They were mad seven-footers.
It wasn't mad.
It was a few.
Every single night now on the court
is niggas that's seven feet that have skills
beyond anything that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
ever saw in his fucking life.
I'm not saying that either.
You're going crazy.
No, I am, though.
Kareem played against Bill, and he saw W either. You going crazy. No, I am though. Kareem played against Bill and he saw a wilt.
Keep going.
It was mad of him, you said.
Keep going.
It was mad, but I'm responding to your point about LeBron playing with seven footers that
had more skills than Kareem had ever seen.
It's like Kareem saw a wilt.
It's not true what you're saying.
You name two people on a nightly basis.
LeBron is going up against niggas that's six foot, seven foot, that got three pointers and handles.
Who?
You want me to name him?
Tatum. He's 6'11".
He handles the ball like a fucking point guard.
I'm not 6'11". I don't even want to get in this argument.
I want to use LeBron
breaking these records to shit on Jordan.
I don't even want to be in a Kareem.
I don't even want to be in a Kareem argument.
This don't matter that much to me. Kareem is 90 years old.
Like, this don't...
I submit.
I tap out of this one.
You're just laughing at Kareem as a hater.
That's it.
That's it.
That's all it was.
That's all it was.
Is he the only hater?
No.
No.
Pretty sure Mike's a hater.
Where your man?
I ain't seen your man nowhere yet.
I ain't see him say congrats.
I ain't see a tweet.
Who?
Who?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Who?
I know you're not talking about yellow eyes.
Red Hill?
Who?
You talking about yellow eyes?
Yeah you called this nigga
Yellow eyes
Yeah Big James
Big James
Yellow eyes don't fuck
With none of this shit
Big James
We knew that
When they let yellow eyes
Be the
The Stark stopper
Nah we knew that
When they let
Dude be the
The judge on one of them
Dunk contests
We knew he didn't fuck
With none of this
He didn't fuck with none
Nothing was the same
He don't fuck with none
I don't fuck with none of y'all
He fucks with very few niggas Yeah he don't fuck Yeah he don't fuck He ain't gonna say nothing Nah this He didn't fuck with none Nothing was his thing He don't fuck with none of y'all I don't fuck with none of y'all He fucks with very few niggas
Yeah he don't fuck with none
Yeah he don't fuck
He ain't gonna say nothing
Now that's an old hater
He a hater too
No question
That's an old hater
No difference
He was a young hater too
So let me ask you this now
Me
Do he deserve his hate
You asking me
Cause you made me mad
What'd you say
It ain't gonna be the first
On the lifestyle
Yo Does he deserve his hate Who Yellow Eyes Mike You asking me Because you made me mad What did you say It ain't gonna be the first Or the last time
Yo
Does he deserve his hate
Who
Yellow Eyes
Mike
What do you mean deserve his hate
Y'all said Kareem should
Stand in his hate
Should Mike stand in his hate
I think anybody
If you're gonna hate
Should stand in hate
You're not answering my question
If you're gonna
Is his hate warranted
No it's not the same
I don't think it's the same
As Kareem Kareem.
Kareem is a Laker, nigga.
He can still hate.
Of course he can.
Mike got hate to stand on.
But why?
He wasn't in the top three scoring anyway.
Why are we talking about Mike?
Why are we talking about Mike?
Because every time one day he bought a dog on board. He ain't in the top four in scoring.
He was at one point.
He ain't.
He not?
And neither will Kareem.
I don't think he's top five.
Why are we talking about Mike, actually?
He won't. Kareem won't be either. We're talking about the GOATs right now. I'm not talking about Mike. So you're talking about Kyle Lowe? Mike is a GOAT top five why are we talking about Mike actually he won't
Kareem won't be either
we're talking about the goats right now
I'm not talking about Mike
so you're talking about
Mike is a goat
yeah we're talking about
Mike is not a goat
Mike is sheep
Mike is sheep
we're talking about the goats
yeah we're talking about
Braun
you tell me about
fucking all these
old school niggas
it's crazy
yo congrats to LeBron man
that shit was dope
it was dope watching it
I was watching some other shit.
The first basketball game I watched this season. I saw the little
thing on the timeline. He's got 20. He only
needs eight more. LeBron James
regular season. Second
in points. Fourth
in assists. Third
in minutes. Ninth in threes. I don't care
about that. That's old. And ninth in steals.
No.
That's regular season. They split it up.
They split it up.
They split it up.
In the playoffs, he's first in points, second in assists,
first in minutes, third in threes, first in steals, first in wins.
LeBron is also first in game tying or game winning shots
with one minute or less to go in his career
with, I think he might be tied with Kobe
at eight, something crazy.
LeBron, while being fourth all time in assists,
has scored more than double
of all of the top rest of the assist people combined.
That's impressive to me.
Dog.
Top anything in assists and the leading scorer?
That's crazy.
Where's Mike on the, oh wait, LeBron is like eighth on the steals list.
He's in there.
That's the GOAT
No
What are we talking about here yo
You know what the knockoff is
What are we talking about here yo
You know what the knockoff is
The guy is him yo
The knock is the same thing
The chips
The jumping from team to team
To team to team
That's bullshit
I'm just telling you
Because when you're comparing him to Jordan
It's not bullshit
Because when you're comparing him to Jordan
That's
Those are the things that
Hey look Jordan went six for six In the finals You don't think the jumping From team to team to Jordan because when you're comparing them to Jordan that's those are the things that hey look
Jordan went six for six
in the finals
you don't think
the jumping team
Jordan stayed with one team
and got
all them rings there
I could do some
I could do some
that's not
to me
I could do some reading
if you want me to do some reading
you can read
you can read away
name a nigga on the top 50
a top 75
that Michael Jordan
played with
you got two
LeBron played with. You got two.
LeBron played with like five, six.
That's your stats?
Your stats are trash.
No, no, no, I got more.
That's all you got?
It's just crazy.
The top 75 list, ooh.
It's the last list.
Give me some more stats.
I'm about to.
Fam, who is that?
We'll wait for it.
We'll wait for it.
Word out there.
Yeah, we'll wait right here.
While you do that, LeBron beat the most winning team in history,
and he came back from a deficit which had never been seen before.
And not for nothing, he did that shit in his hometown, which was fly.
Top 75 teammates.
LeBron got five.
Jordan got two.
Seasons with two all-star teammates.
LeBron got five. Jordan has zero. Top five draft picks as teammates. LeBron got two. Seasons with two all-star teammates. LeBron got five. Jordan has zero.
Top five draft picks as teammates.
LeBron got 21. Michael Jordan has
one.
I don't care.
Your stats is like worthless.
The NBA was different back then.
That don't mean nothing to me. It was different, bro.
And you know what else? Let me throw out there.
You know what else? Because I heard J.J. Reddick say it
and wow, he's right.
He is.
When Mike played, the defender couldn't.
It was illegal for a defender to leave their man.
It's not true.
It is true.
It's not true.
It is.
It is.
There was no goal.
You could double team, but there was no goal.
You could not run from your man over here to the guy who has the ball over there.
That was illegal.
You are incorrect.
No, you could double team.
You can double team.
There was just no zone.
You couldn't play zone.
Dog, dog, I'm telling y'all something.
From an NBA player, I've well researched this.
Y'all should fact check it before you just refute something for the sake of doing it.
You're wrong.
You're wrong.
I searched it.
Check it.
Y'all don't have to argue with me.
Check it. The fuck are y'all talking about? searched it. Check it. Y'all don't have to argue with me. Check it.
The fuck are y'all talking about?
Check it.
I'm going to give you some stats too.
LeBron's the best.
I'm going to give you some stats too,
which people in the Jordan-LeBron debate,
these are the ones that they bring up.
Championships.
Jordan got six.
LeBron got four.
MVPs.
Jordan got five.
LeBron got four.
Finals MVPs.
Jordan got six.
LeBron got four.
Scoring titles. Jordan has ten., Jordan got six, Braun got four. Scoring titles,
Jordan has 10,
Braun has one.
All defense,
Jordan has nine,
Braun has six.
Then you go all NBA,
Jordan got 11,
Braun got 18.
All-star appearances,
14,
Jordan,
19,
Braun.
So when you start looking at that
and the fact that Braun played
longer career-wise wise then you can see
it's easy Bron is better than Mike
the only thing with the easy I'm not mad
at the chip argument but the MVP
and all-star and all those are
kind of political
wins you know what I mean like it's
not always sometimes they don't give the
MVP to the guy that should get the MVP because he should
get every year you know what I'm saying
Mike included.
Y'all ain't never seen nobody be this great for this long.
Ever.
Okay.
The end.
Ever.
What else we got that's important over here?
Let's stay on sports.
Brett Favre is suing Pat McAfee,
Shannon Sharp,
and some other nigga.
I forgot.
Microsoft.
Disney.
That nigga's suing the whole world.
That nigga's suing every fucking body on the planet.
Because he wanted to steal.
Oh, wait, Oosh, be careful.
Yeah, yeah, wait.
You next.
Fuck him.
You next.
Easy.
Fuck Brett Favre.
Yeah.
And anybody that love him.
What are we thinking?
What did he say?
What did Shannon show him? He's suing for defamation.
He's suing for defamation.
Okay.
He's suing for defamation.
The people called him out on his alleged stealing.
Oh, on the...
On the alleged stealing. The alleged stealing. Okay, well... I for defamation The people called him out On his alleged stealing Oh on the On his The
On the alleged stealing
The alleged stealing
Okay well
I ain't getting sued
I'm gonna say alleged
That nigga stole
Allegedly
Why you put
It looked like that nigga
Was stealing
Yo that nigga stole
I mean
Allegedly
That shit might have happened
He might have been stealing
I don't know
Poquito
Oh man
Speaking of stealing
This one hurt my heart, but it really
didn't. They caught
Russell Wilson skimming from the
foundation. Oh man, I saw that too.
They got Russ? He was taking
24 cents. No, he was
giving 24 cents on a dollar. Yeah, 24
cents on a dollar. He was donating
to the foundation and everybody was
so sad and surprised.
He's doing what everybody else does. I was getting ready to say, did it? Did the foundation say a everybody was so sad and surprised. Doing what everybody else does.
I was getting ready to say, did it?
Did the foundation say a portion of the proceeds will go there?
Probably.
That's a fucking portion.
I stand with Russ.
Yeah. When you go over there and get your little extra five cent at Walmart, a portion goes.
I mean, Whole Foods, only a portion of that money goes there.
The rest of it goes to the pocket.
When you get that shit to the Red Cross, the CEO check coming out of your little spanky.
Well, what they saying is right.
Also, if you happen to miss that little clause
and you have a television
and you watched any of the Broncos games last year,
I could have told you that he was going to start stealing
from anywhere where there was available funds.
It becomes a habit.
Dog, y'all seen them games?
That nigga called his people like,
yo, get it all out. Empty the whole thing. Yo. Get all of it. Empty it, yo. I becomes a habit. Dog, y'all seen them games? That nigga called his people like, yo, get it all out.
Empty the whole thing. Yo. Get all of it.
Empty it, yo. I don't know.
I'm stealing from them five times, well, not to stop.
Yeah, but they might void this shit next year.
I don't know what's going on.
That's guaranteed, bro. That's guaranteed, Spanky.
That nigga got... Who else stealing?
There's some more people stealing up here. Let me see.
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Nah, I don't see nobody else stealing right now.
Scooter Braun ain't stealing.
We gonna see. He still.
Let's talk about it. He paid out. We gonna see.
See what? In three or four years, you're gonna
be like, yo, he stole. Let's tell the people what we're talking about.
Scooter Braun and his collective
just bought QC's
catalog for $300 million.
So what I've read,
they said that School of the Bronze is behind or a part of the conglomerate
that's just around here buying up everybody's shit.
And they said a lot of it,
they think is related to the metaverse
and what they're going to start doing
and how they're going to start flipping niggas catalogs
in virtual space.
Okay.
I can see it.
And so I think in five, six years,
we're going gonna say he
stole i find that weird for you to say that i was business i mean no no no no i'm about to say they
whatever number 300 million dollars they felt that hey this is worth that i signed off on that true
so if he turned around and turned out in the three billion then you you happy with your 300 million
i'm just saying i don't think it's stealing.
I was going with the joke.
But I think that they know something that's coming down the pipe that everybody else is not really privy to.
And that's why they buying up everybody's shit.
The internet was really in an uproar about this one.
Is anyone here in an uproar or can explain the uproar to me?
You sold your shit to a white man on Black History Month.
Got it.
But once you get past that, congratulations to P and them.
What is the black man that made $300 million plus whatever money they made over the last seven years?
Right.
That's a win.
What?
That's a major win.
Capital W.
Man, you're talking to people that will take the dinner.
That's true.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why you can't even. They'll find something to say. They're going to find something to say. They'll take the dinner. That's true. You know what I'm saying? That's why you can't even...
They'll find something to say.
They're going to find something to say.
They'll take the dinner.
That's a huge congrats.
I feel like the internet
is in an uproar about this
because the whole idea
of building a business
that is scalable
and then selling it
to white interests.
To someone who can buy it.
Well, yeah, exactly exactly but not keeping anything
within the community in order to like you know create be a institutional wealth you know that
feeds bro we have seen some of these legends hundreds we have seen some of these legends like
bob dylan and all these people selling their shit for like 400.
Willie Nelson and all of them.
For 50, 60 years worth of fucking work.
If I'm Bob Dylan right now, I'm selling my cat.
In like five or six or seven, eight years.
Because I'm alive for about five more years.
In five or six or seven years, whatever it's been for QC, they sold for 300?
No, 300.
But don't forget, they made money all of those years.
That's a fucking wave.
You just took two street dudes, allegedly.
I don't want to throw nobody out here.
And in seven years, we damn near had a billion dollars.
In seven years worth of work.
So now when you start talking about the institutional wealth, we can now take that.
They can go do QC again.
But now we can get into other arenas that we might not have been able to get into on a bigger scale.
I don't know.
Well, you're not the guy who would have anger over this.
No.
If somebody came to you right now, right?
I don't know what you'd put a worth on, but I'm going to just throw a worth out.
I said, yo, for all of the rights to the Joe Button podcast, I'm going to give you $150 million.
Right?
What would you do?
You could, even if you took it or not If you did take it
That $150,000
Would open doors for Joe Button
As a mogul
To do way other shit
Way more shit
You could get into real estate
Developing over here
You could go to Africa
Open up a media company
You could do just so much shit
You got so many branches
That you could just
Go be even way more successful
And hire more black people And put on more people than you could right now.
I could be wrong, too.
But didn't they also maintain like a job?
They maintain some control.
I think they still work there.
They're still there.
I guess employees.
I don't know how that really works, but that's a win.
I don't know.
You got a man like, so I don't think I don't think that's a loss.
You said I would stand in that.
I don't think we have the information in here to be able to call it a loss anyway.
Facts.
I think from what was announced, it sounds like a win.
But you said that you know I would stand on that side.
I'm asking you because you sound like you.
Because I'm trying to find out what some of the beef is,
and you're not the person that can explain that to me because of anything you just explained.
People were looking at it as like a, because I saw a couple people saying Master P and Baby would never.
Like, y'all were the next that.
And to now, seven, eight years in.
They say Master P is broke.
They say Master P don't got a nickel to rub against each other.
So maybe if he had have done that 10, 15 years ago, he might be able to do this.
I don't know.
You get what I'm saying?
Some of the argument.
They dissed Jay-Z for selling 50%.
Absolutely.
I had arguments.
I'm talking about arguments with niggas
for Jay-Z selling 50% of...
Title.
No.
Do say.
The other one.
Aces Bay.
Aces Bay to LVMH, right?
Yo, that's the problem now.
Black people always selling out to the white men.
Dog, if this brand, when I sold it, was worth a million dollars, let's just say a million,
and these people, with their influence and with their business structure that had been set up for 50 years,
could get me to over here that I couldn't do unless I put 20 years worth of work in the game.
I don't got 20 years to put in.
I'm going to take something that's worth a billion right here
and make it worth 20 billion in the next four years.
For me to get from a billion to 20 billion
might have took me 30 or 40 years.
That's good business.
It's just good business, my nigga.
Like, the people be talking about the white, black shit.
Money, green.
I'm going to say it sounds like good business to me
because there's no more Migos.
City girls are doing whatever the fuck they're doing.
Branching out.
It don't seem like music is the priority there.
For a lot of people, music is the priority.
Yachty is not getting off of that OVO jet no time soon.
Cardi might not be there.
Cardi, I don't even think.
I don't know. I'm might not be there. Cardi, I don't even think. I don't know.
I'm going to get out.
I didn't even think about it
from that perspective.
Because I'm listening to you talk.
I'm like,
well, maybe I keep it.
Well, no, I'm not.
I'm getting up under this.
I'm getting this
from up underneath me.
They on a press run.
So Scooter, P, and Coach are,
they're on Good Morning America,
they're with Ari Melba,
they're on Instagram,
they're making announcements.
So it is, you can tell it's important to them
to get their face out there
and be seen and be heard saying,
hey, we're not relinquishing control of our ship.
We're still there, We're still working.
And now we can just do
it differently. So we'll see.
I don't know what to say, but we'll see.
Besides congratulations.
Besides congratulations
to all parties involved.
And from what I hear about the boy's scooter,
he certainly knows how to go get some money.
I never
met the guy. That's been evident. But from what I hear about money. I never met the guy.
That's been evident.
But from what I hear about him.
That's been pretty evident.
By the artistry he's brought up. He knows how to go get some money.
Yeah, man, applause again for that.
Yeah, man.
He's not the guy.
Yeah, shout out to him, man.
All right, who else?
Who else?
What else is going on out here?
You brought up Hov.
Yeah, I was going to say you brought up Hov. Oh, yeah. Boy, here You brought up Hov Yeah I was gonna say
You brought up Hov
Hov
Oh yeah
We all do
There's a lot of news
About Hov
He's number one
On the top 50
Rappers of all time
Talk about it
Okay
On Billboard
I wanna talk about that list too
That we absolutely
Have to talk about
But he also won
His lawsuit against
Bacardi for 750 million
Jesus
750 And I still got 24% of the company still.
I mean.
Bruh.
Even with that, I think even in the Bacardi,
no, I'm guessing, but I think in the Bacardi shit,
I think when he did the deal with LVMH,
it opened up his eyes to a different person.
Like, your Spotify deal
and I don't want to keep
throwing this back on you
but you
because you here as an example.
Whatever you learned
at Spotify
if you went and signed
a deal with Apple
or Amazon
or Google
or somebody else
the information that you now
would have gotten from Google
you'll be like
yo these Spotify niggas
was doing this right
or this wrong.
I think him doing a deal
with LVMH opened his eyes up to some of the shit that was going on at Bacardi.
Absolutely.
Oh, damn, we can do it like that over there?
Absolutely.
Oh, this how it's supposed to be done?
Absolutely.
Let me go back to the footage.
So this was the number that they came to, $750 million.
They probably wanted to wrap this up so that he didn't do any more discovery.
The more forensic shit.
Exactly.
True.
Because he made them niggas
show all of the inventory
that they had floating
out in stores
because they gave them
a low valuation, I heard.
When they went to settle,
they gave them
a shitty valuation.
He's like,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
It's worth more than that.
What's in the stores,
what y'all got in the warehouses,
everything.
So shout to him
getting another $750 million
and they said He still has
Like roughly 24%
Allegedly
Brooklyn
Of what they got
Brooklyn
Yeah
Not Queens
Finally got a win
Y'all just lost
Two niggas
Fuck out of here
Shout out to Jay
Oh man
This guy's a fool
Y'all wanna do
The Billboard list now
Yeah
We could definitely
So Hov was Number one on the list.
I'll read y'all the top ten.
Read the top ten.
From ten down.
All right, so at number ten, we have Nicki Minaj.
Okay.
Number nine, we have Snoop Dogg.
Okay.
Number eight is Drake.
Number seven is Lil Wayne.
Number six is Notorious B.I.G.
Five is Eminem. Four is Tup, number six is Notorious B.I.G., five is Eminem,
four is Tupac,
three is Nas,
two is Kendrick Lamar,
and one is Hov.
And people have been up in arms left and right.
I'm not going to lie,
this whole list of all the greatest rapper lists
that we have seen over the years
is the least infuriating to me same
they they weren't far off to me rappers and i know it's totally billboard i don't with
billboard or the editor i know it's totally subjective but they put you in 18. how does
that sit with you is that good or bad or what do you think about that billboard ain't hip-hop
so their opinion don't matter. Right, right.
So who gives a fuck?
So that's Ice Cube, and he was, like, what, number 18?
Cube was 18.
Okay.
Apparently, Ja Rule had something to say.
He was not on the list.
He should have had something to say. He should have been on the list, yeah.
Ja Rule?
Absolutely, yeah.
His run was too big to not be.
Yeah, for boys.
For what they considered their criteria to be.
Yeah, judging by their criteria. By their criteria. They had Ye at, like, 12 or something like that. It, for boys. For what they consider their criteria to be. Yeah, judging by their criteria.
By their criteria. They had Ye at like
12 or something like that. It was pretty high.
So if the criteria is it don't matter
what type of hip hop you make, what type of
lyrical, whatever,
then Ja Rule should be
on that list. Ye was 11.
I don't see any criteria
that you could come up with. Ja Rule's
not in the top 50 of all time.
I agree.
In my opinion.
Okay, well, he was left out, plus.
Tons.
So he definitely, in my opinion,
has some points and some validity to his argument.
Was there any other massive omissions?
Rakim.
No, Rakim was on there.
No, no, no, top 10.
He was 13.
Yeah, he's in my top 10. He was 13. Yeah.
He's in my top 10.
He's in mine as well.
He's in my top five.
I can see.
I can see the top 10 leaving him out, unfortunately, where we are in hip hop.
Because we're older.
Some of the older acts that we hold in a super duper high regard, they don't.
It's kind of like Kareem.
How when Kareem was number one on that,
in another, let's say, 40 years or so,
the way these athletes are playing,
Kareem going to drop down.
He ain't going to be number two forever behind Brian either.
He's going to drop.
Yeah, and as hip hop evolves,
the greats that we had at certain points and other ones come in and do shit that has never been done, they're going to drop.
I'd be interested to know where Andre 3000 lands on the list.
On this one?
Yeah.
I think he is.
I believe he's like 12.
He was in the top 20.
He was in the top 10 to 20.
Black Thought.
Black Thought was 20 something 25
was 12 okay he said thought i mean black thought was like 25 26 okay so who do you think could be
who do you think is on in the top 10 black thought was 28 i shouldn't be up there but i'm eating more
than half of that list absolutely without a doubt but again with their criteria I shouldn't be
I started with
I shouldn't be
it's not just
the ability to rap
I understand that
they didn't just count that
right
I'm not sitting here saying
put the mixtape rappers
in there
stop
don't worry
who's on the list
that you think
should not have been on the list
like maybe in like
the top 20
they all deserve to be there
yeah there wasn't really
it wasn't crazy.
I think some of the numbers
was a little off.
Like when you got Jada
and you got certain Redman
and them in the 46th number.
That's crazy.
But everybody up there
deserved to be up there.
Okay, so question.
Should Snoop be number nine?
He should be top ten.
Nigga, no.
Going by their criteria.
By their criteria, yeah.
What's the criteria?
Because we always... Whenever we do these lists, we criteria what's the criteria cause we always
whenever we do these lists
we always talk about
the criteria
Snoop is probably
arguably the
alright here it is
biggest rapper
in rap history
dog
billboard will not
get me to argue about
I know who belong
where in my head
so this is the criteria
okay
the teams took
into account
the following criteria
the teams
fuck them teams.
The teams.
Because it was Billboard A-Vibe, right?
Yeah.
Not in any particular order.
So many pros.
So many professional ears in the room.
Yeah.
It was body of work slash achievements.
So you charted singles, albums, certifications.
Cultural impact slash influence.
Longevity. longevity lyrics and flow once you add all of that in there it kind of changes things a little bit some players have some players some
rappers have a very high it's like in 2k in sliders your slider is all the way up in lyrics and flow, but longevity might be low
and cultural impact might be low
and body of work and achievements might be low.
Okay, what do they consider to be longevity?
Longevity says...
And I ask that because both Tupac and Biggie,
they died very young,
so we got a certain catalog from them,
but they're number what five and
three also cultural impact and influence this is an average out so like I said
longevity could be low longevity says years at the mic that's what it says
here but their impact Tupac's impact and influence is undeniable got it Yo, it is 2023, yo. What you saying?
No Tupac's landing, Joe.
I'm not slandering nobody.
Yo, Joe's chill.
Tupac's impact is huge.
All right, nigga.
Snoop's cultural impact is huge.
So Snoop's longevity got 30 years in hip hop,
and his cultural impact is, bar none, top three.
You got to put him in here
Using that criteria
Are you guys putting Nas before Tupac and Biggie?
Personally? Yeah
Yep
Come on
Because on my list
I'm gonna tell you
When I do my list
Certain shit weighs
Heavier than others
Just me.
Mm-hmm.
What?
What? I don't know this one.
What's happening?
Give us your take, bro.
He has a bullet with a name on it.
I gave my take 20 minutes ago, which was,
I will not let Billboard make me argue about who belongs where.
And then that's on my take.
That's it.
So you have nothing else to say about it?
About this particular list?
Yes.
No.
Okay.
And you acknowledge
that there's no Tupac Slannan,
that Tupac deserves
to be there, yes?
I don't slander Tupac.
Do he deserve to be
on the list, top four?
Of course.
What are you talking about?
Okay.
Look at you fishing
for something.
Look at you fishing
for something.
You already on
niggas radar.
Pac is like his favorite rapper. Who radar? One of fishing for something. You already on niggas radar. Pac is like his favorite rapper.
Who radar?
One of his favorite rappers.
Fuck all them niggas.
Hey, whoever I'm on their radar, fuck them niggas.
I don't fuck with y'all niggas.
Leave it there.
Niggas at you with their albums.
Stop.
Who at me with their album?
What are you talking about?
Come on, man.
You just said it earlier, man.
With album?
You be finished.
You ain't going to get me again.
Youngboy.
Oh, yeah.
Because of Ice.
Got me in fucking trouble with the young boy squad.
Yeah.
It's not because of ice, man.
Nah, you can't put that on me.
Why not?
That was you.
Stop it, yo.
That was you came in here talking about NBA young boys chain,
which forced me to say that I don't believe him.
You actually intro the topic and said, let's argue about NBA young boy.
That's what happened.
Don't tell people how the meat is made.
Pause.
No.
He said it on the fucking mic.
Yo, let's argue about NBA Youngboy.
Okay.
Let's argue.
I wouldn't have had to argue my position that way.
Anyway.
If we had agreed with you?
No, I ain't agree with me.
I just didn't know.
He tried to stick his fans on me.
Don't do that, man.
Chill out.
Oh, man.
Chill out.
Because I fuck with that guy.. I just didn't know. He tried to stick his fans with me. Don't do that, man. Chill out. Oh, man. Chill out. Because I fuck with that guy.
Being a podcaster is hard.
Because you can fuck with somebody, but say something to where it sounds like you don't
fuck with them.
I get it.
Or you can fuck with somebody on 80% of their shit, and that 20% you don't really agree
with.
Yeah.
And they'll tear your fucking head off for the 20%.
You can fuck with somebody and they not know it.
That's why.
Like, a lot of, like, have you and Youngboy had a conversation?
No.
No, right?
So he might not know that Joe fucks with him.
Now the one thing you say that might come off as negative,
people are going to start grabbing it, tagging him, showing him.
So now this is my introduction to Joe Speaker.
But I've said mad positive things about him.
They don't show that.
I know they don't show that.
I know, I know.
The negativity is what gains legs.
Let's get down to brass tacks, man.
What's up?
You think Drake has something to do with the XXS shit?
No.
They grassman straws, right?
I mean.
You next, man.
I came in here and I laughed.
Hey, first of all, round of applause.
Now that Max B lawyer is not the worst lawyer to ever defend somebody at a trial.
Because, man, this guy in that Triple X case,
that guy is a doof-doof.
He is a doofy-doof-doof.
Torby lawyer.
Yeah, that's another one.
No, this guy got him beat.
This guy got him beat.
If you're listening to what he's been up there saying,
he's a mess.
But anyway, I came in here and clowned the guy
because I thought no way in the world
would anyone believe this bullshit
about Drake having something to do with X being murdered.
But law is the law.
So now they want Drake to come in
and either take the stand or provide a deposition.
That is some bullshit.
And if he does it, what happens?
Well, you got to be penalized if you don't.
You get a warrant.
Yeah.
You have to.
You get arrested.
And now we got to listen.
Subpoena is a.
Is it court ordered?
Subpoena.
Yeah.
Now we got to listen to Drake talk about how he's on trial for murder.
Honestly.
For the next 10 years.
I'm the golden child, so they put me on trial.
Oh, my God.
Hold up, man.
I didn't think we was going to get an ish rap today.
They got him.
Yeah, I don't want to hear Drake talking about they put me on the stand and I stood tall.
I don't want to hear it.
At all.
It's coming, man.
It's coming.
Party going to start crooning.
40 put a little underwater on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear none of that.
At all.
But this is going to be bad.
It's hilarious.
See, y'all playing, and this is funny.
I'm not about to make it serious.
But?
But this is spooky.
It's spooky.
We should have known this when the judge in Philly was trying to make Meek Mill do the Boyz II Men song.
Nobody was screaming.
Now, this is more weird shit.
The people that make the laws and the verdicts
and pick the juries can't be groupies, yo.
They're groupies.
They can at least understand trolling.
You want Drake to come in here because he's Drake
and you want to see how Drake smell
and see how he look and take a couple pictures.
Nah, he know what happened.
Drake come in there, TMZ and everybody else.
Not saying it wouldn't already be a media circus, but now Drake being there.
They be clout chasing too much, yo.
And what make this worse is they got all the evidence that they could ever need in this particular case.
Right.
They keep releasing videos.
I'm like, oh, shit.
We got the people that did the robbery, people that was in the car, the guy that left the car.
We got everywhere that he went.
We got the videotape of this, videotape of that. We that was in the car. The guy that left the car. We got everywhere that he went. We got the videotape of this.
Videotape of that.
We have a confession of this.
They don't need Drake.
At all.
What city is it in?
Somewhere in Florida.
Somewhere in Florida.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
So aren't they talking about giving you a subpoena?
You're next, buddy.
But I ain't nobody.
So they shouldn't
really want to see
how I smell.
The problem is
they're just clearly
pulling shit from the internet
so you probably said something
at some point on the internet
and now you're in it, buddy.
I'm telling you,
it's going to be COE.
It's going to be COE.
It's going to be
put the Superfly music on.
I'm getting my chinchilla.
You got to bring Flip.
Some platform boots. Bring Flip. I'm bringing my girl with a titty. It's going to be put the Superfly music on. I'm getting my chinchilla. You got to bring Flip. Some platform boots.
Bring Flip.
Bring Flip.
I'm bringing my girl with a titty.
It's going to be crazy.
It's going to be a movie.
Play with me.
It's going to be a movie with Joe.
We think Joe Budden just pulled up.
Nah, Joe.
I would flip in the background and say, it's the network.
It's the network.
It's the network.
I need that.
Yo, get real theme music.
Like, have some instruments played. Real theme music. Have them niggas follow the flow. We can bring the band. And y'all throw it. It's the network. It's the network. I need that. Yo, get real theme music. Like, have some instruments play.
Real theme music.
Have them niggas follow the flow.
We can bring the band.
And y'all thought Drake was about to be bad with the take the stand shit?
Wait till they get a load of me.
I told you, I'm not telling the truth.
I'm going to put some sauce on it.
Yeah, me and the little nigga did have an issue.
What?
You got me there. I didn't like issue. What? You got me down.
I didn't like him.
What?
What's up?
Yeah.
Look.
What?
What are they going to do?
He can say whatever he wants as long as he doesn't perjure himself.
Fam, that judge said, yo, I'll find you in contempt.
Give this guy he want he want to be a smart aleck 30 days.
Sounds like a vacation to me.
Let's go.
You think I ain't never did 30 days in jail?
Because I didn't
Not in you today
Not in a state jail
Where you don't know nobody
No no no
In any jail
What the fuck you talking about
No no
I bail out way
Before I get to gin pop
I be surprised
I get to gin pop
Ain't no bail out
When the judge
They be like
Joe come this way
Come on
Gin pop
My mama
My people out there
They ain't come up here
Y'all go up there Check and see if my people Is out there, y'all. They ain't come up here.
Y'all go up there and check and see if my people is out.
You sure?
We can get the free Joe merch popping.
Word.
Come on, man.
We out of here.
When I hit Jim Pop, I still wasn't over there for about 30 minutes.
I ain't even spent a night in there.
But when the security guard came back, he talking about, get your shit.
You out of here.
So you got to carry your bed and your pillows, all your shoes.
Them niggas that was in there.
Yo, dawg, let me get that pillow.
Nigga.
Yo, let me get that.
Whatever.
Whatever you want.
Girl, yeah, you can have it all.
Toilet tissue.
You can have whatever you like.
A dude just came under fire for that
on the internet because
he got out.
That's what they call that shit.
You said it, though. That's what they call that shit.
But I said under fire.
Ice and fire don't mix.
I want to go home.
Because he was getting out
and had all his ramen noodles
and all his shit
and took everything with him.
And they was like,
yo, dog.
That's some sucker shit.
Yeah, that's...
Yo, you a sucker.
You supposed to get that
to the homies, yo.
That's some sucker shit, yo.
But he had mad shit.
They was a fucking with him
in there probably.
He had mad shit.
I don't know if I would
agree with that one, though.
What if he didn't have nothing? What if he didn't have nothing?
What if he didn't have nothing?
On the outside.
Yeah, when he was going home.
I think this person did, though.
They ate for a dollar, my nigga.
It's slightly.
It's a little petty.
Get that to the homies in the big, man.
That's what was happening.
Everyone's like, yo, come on, dog.
You can't do that.
You supposed to get that to the homies.
Can we tell stories about when you was in the hood and some nigga that just came home and fell on bad times, ran up on you, started telling you about it, and you didn't do that you're supposed to get that to the homies can we tell stories about when you was in the hood
and some nigga
that just came home
and fell on bad times
ran up on you
and started telling you
about it
and you didn't care
you ain't tell him that
I bet you ain't tell him that
how you got out
the conversation
I bet you ain't tell him that
yeah
you sat right there
like
I didn't ask y'all
for y'all to ask me
what was the outcome
for you first?
Nah, I cared.
I cared too.
I cared.
I cared as well.
I cared.
I definitely cared.
I was like, wait, for real?
For real, dog?
How much you gave him?
How much you gave him?
A lot of love.
A lot of love.
You be lying.
You be giving it.
I do. I giving it I do
I do
I only pretend to be
A real piece of shit
On here for content sake
But I get plenty
Of niggas money
That came out of jail
Just give me 5,000
10
Oh whoa
Whoa
What you need
A LLC nigga
What
You opening the car wash
Yeah he wanted
5,000
You want me to
Front the barbershop
I'll give your nigga
Some money out my pocket
I ain't going to the bank
For the nigga
How much you getting
Now I wanna know
He not your man
You not talking about your man
You talking about the random nigga
Just came home
Gonna give you
Their whole life story
While you sit there
They got their little bag
I may give them like
Two hundred
For the one I got on me
Oh shit
And speaking of jail,
speaking of jail,
take it 50.
Inmates harvesting organs
for an early release date.
That's disgusting.
That is some bullshit.
Is it?
Why?
Oh please.
Is it disgusting?
Bitches is getting
their ribs removed
for nothing.
Niggas trying to come home,
man,
and telling,
it's not
Hey Flip
Did you read it
Or you didn't read it
No I didn't
You know what the max is
What
The day I take off your shit
No tell me
A year
Oh nah
I'm not giving a nigga
My lung for a year
Nah
Hold on now
Nah
Nah
They're harvesting organs
And doing what
Giving Where are they going For Donors Hold on Nah They're harvesting organs And doing what Giving
Where are they going
For
Donors
Like you're being
A voluntary donor
For transplants
And shit like that
And so if you give
One of your organs out
They'll
They'll knock a year off
They'll knock some time
Off your sentence
Can I combine this
Like I can give you
A lung and a kidney
And that turns into two
So you're gonna get
A whole two years off
You're gonna get out
Just to fucking die
I'm just asking a question Okay just but what if I got a year left
probably yeah I'm asking a question you got a year left nigga I'm a rock out
with this last year I've been in here already I'm gonna go home healthy and
alone what about I since to a year and don't want to do a year. I ain't doing it. Yo.
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Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo I like freedom. I love this shit I like this shit is amazing. I like breathing money guy like
I'm just giving you the rap game fucked up today
I can't get a feature from one of my favorite rappers cuz I told him somebody that don't make no sense to me
What that don't make no sense to me. Oh? That don't make no sense to me, yo.
Oh, that guy.
It don't.
I'm sorry.
You bugger.
I'm calling it straight to speed.
You bugger.
That don't make no sense to me.
You bugger.
You niggas got honor everywhere,
but where y'all supposed to have it at?
Well.
Hey, what's the dude name?
He won his 250 back.
He won his 250 back.
Yeah, from Gunna.
Bando Kev.
That's Iceman, right?
Yeah.
That's not my man. Bandman Kevo. Bandman Kevo. Said he from Gunna. Bando Kev. That's Iceman, right? That's not my man.
And Bandman Kevo.
Bandman Kevo.
Said he gave Gunna 250 for a verse.
Gunna went to jail, ratted, and came home.
And this nigga wants his money back.
No.
He doesn't get his money back?
No, nigga.
Was there no snitching clause in this agreement on this verse?
I will want my money back, too.
You could want it.
I don't know if I would get it back.
See, that don't make no sense.
Or legally be entitled to get it back, but I will want my money back.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Why would you want your money back?
What?
I don't answer that.
I don't want the personal more.
I know the answer to that.
I don't want the personal more.
But hold on.
So you might get your money back.
Buyer's remorse, nigga?
Yeah, you might not get your money back.
You're not getting your money back.
I wouldn't be mad at him if he didn't get my money back, but I would really.
But he didn't fulfill the obligation.
I would get mad at you for even asking me for the money back.
Now I might give you the verse.
Now the verse though.
Now you get a whack verse.
Yeah, yeah.
Nigga don't even.
Talking about nothing but the truth.
Now you get a verse about me ratting.
What you sold, I told.
I kept the streets clean.
The fuck these beats mean. Yeah, I'm getting. Yeah.ting. What you saw, I told. I kept the streets clean.
The fuck these beats mean.
Yeah.
That's it.
Word.
Yo, nah, that's more than 16, too.
24 bars about me ratting.
Cheese eater.
You gave me 250.
Let me throw an extra eight on him.
And give you a little bridge.
The rap game is twisted, yo.
Look, we doing all that, and Sam Smith and them just get to go out.
Yo, we are crazy.
I'm not over that Sam Smith shit either, by the way.
Yo, don't start it.
Please, Patreon us.
Just leave it alone.
Leave that alone.
Come on.
They killed him?
It's just too much.
They can't kill me, so you're scared.
I ain't been on Patreon in a while. I'm not scared. They talking about agendas and stuff like that. It can't kill me, so you're scared. I ain't been on Patreon in a while. I'm not scared.
They talking about agendas and stuff like that.
It can't kill me.
I was being facts.
I was being facts.
I agree with him.
I'm too much of a friend of the community.
I'm never going to say something that should be offensive to that community.
I love the community.
Okay.
But I wasn't having to talk about the community.
I was having to talk about music.
That's the problem. And music. That's the problem.
That's the problem.
When you can't even have a music talk
without getting into
who identifies what,
who was comfortable as a child,
who come from a two-parent household.
Nigga, do y'all got slaps?
Where are the slaps is all?
Very different from the P-Valley shit. The P- the p valley that whole uproar in the conversation right the writers wrote the show yo the writers are writing this show for the
show to be what it is if you don't want to watch that then don't watch it you don't you don't
watch it that's it the grammys is for music celebration this is not writers but they are
but but but there are. There's writers.
But there are.
And that's where you got to have a conversation.
Fuck out of here, Sam Smith.
Yeah.
That performance is OD.
Okay, I missed the Grammy conversation, okay?
I missed it.
However.
No, it missed you.
I know, but there's still more stuff. Okay, so Beyonce lost album of the year.
And it's like a big controversy online
because there is members of the Academy voting body
who are saying,
they're basically anonymously saying
why they don't vote for Beyonce
and it has nothing to do with her talent,
has nothing to do with the impact of the album,
has nothing to do,
it's literally,
she's too popular.
Or there's too much fanfare whenever her albums drop,
so it kind of takes away from it.
They won't,
no names revealed.
It's anonymous.
It's Kareem.
It's Kareem.
Kareem?
Old ass haters.
Old ass haters.
Yeah, that's all that's over.
Old ass haters.
Jay-Z just came out and said that he feels like the board may have missed the moment
as far as not giving her album of the year.
That's a good husband.
But I agree.
We said that before he said that.
Yeah.
He watched the pod.
Let me ask you this.
I kind of stand on the other side of that.
What?
Why do we have to give her album of the year
For the moment
If we felt as though
She didn't deserve it
That's the point
Why is it a moment?
Everything in this culture is
About catching and capturing the moment
Well life is a series of moments
Moments pass
That one is gone
Get over it
They felt as though
Her album wasn't it.
Well, they saying it's not.
They saying it's not gone.
And when you talk about moments, right, in hip hop.
It ain't going at all.
Yeah, in hip hop, we used to be able to quantify shit by hit records.
Today, it's moments.
And that Beyonce shit.
Would have been a moment.
No, no, no.
It is.
Dog, let me tell you this.
I've seen videos.
They played that out.
They were having literally club renaissance parties across the country where they just played the album.
I ain't seen that with nobody else's album.
I'm not talking about album cuts.
I mean track one through the end.
This is the party.
Everybody at the Grammys tried to dress like Beyonce.
And what I'm saying is I'm not knocking
that. I'm saying that
if the voting body felt
as though she didn't win,
right?
Why did they do
a disservice by
not voting for her because they didn't catch
that moment? It would have been a record
No, no, no, no. Here's the thing.
The most of all time in a lot of the show. No, no, no.
Here's the thing.
The particular members that have been interviewed, they've been around for a while.
Beyonce's been up for album of the year four times, and she's lost four times.
She never wins in the major categories.
And they're saying that that is basically an implicit bias that they're basically judging from rather than recognizing the impact,
the talent, forget the fact that she's Beyonce.
And did she deliver a product that had a global impact?
Yes, she did.
Both times with Lemonade and Renaissance.
And Beyonce album.
True.
Yeah, exactly.
I won't argue against it when y'all are telling me Bonnie Raitt is album of the year.
No, she was song of the year. and I had to go listen to the song.
What was the album of the year?
Harry's House.
Harry's House.
Oh yeah, he was shocked he won.
Stop it.
Yeah.
He had one song.
It was a massive song,
but it's just like,
I can't think of anything
off the album
other than that one song
that was like a TikTok phenomenon.
I didn't hear the album.
I don't like doing that.
Basically,
what it sounded like
the Grammy members Were saying
It don't matter
What Beyonce dropped
It doesn't matter
What she does
It doesn't matter
I don't care
What this album
Sounds like
It could be amazing
You're not getting
The album of the year
Because you're just
Too popular
And your fans
Is just too much
Of a big deal
The argument
Is the same argument
That niggas make
If you really
Wanted to keep
You know what though
Oh I'm sorry go ahead
If you really
Wanted to keep it a buck
Based on
Certain shit
LeBron would have seven MVPs.
They can't just come out every single year and give LeBron James the MVP.
But they can give him one.
Yeah.
Four.
You get what I'm saying?
She ain't got one.
She ain't got one.
She has the most Grammys in history.
We talk about the album of the year.
I understand.
I'm just giving you an example of, like, yo, they're saying, like, yo, she's too popular.
We can't just have her come and just mock her.
But the kicker is
is that Taylor Swift has won it
three times. And she's been up
against Beyonce. And she's
won it three times. So if we're going to talk about a
massive
fan base, the Swifties have
proven. They shut down
big fan base too. He true. The Swifties have proven. I'm pretty sure Harry Styles got a big fan base too.
He does.
He does.
But going up against
Beyonce and Kendrick Lamar.
Anybody that's not
a Harry Styles fan
can't name you
three other songs
on this project.
Exactly.
But his fan base
is probably crazy overseas
and all that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
So...
I don't give a fuck
about none of that
One Direction shit.
I'm just being honest.
All that shit that they be hyping up, oh, he came from the group, now look what he... I don't give a fuck about none of that One Direction shit. I'm just being honest. All that shit that they be hyping up, oh, he came from the group, now look what he...
I don't give a fuck about One Direction, That Direction, Next Direction, none of it.
His young ass will be here, and he seems like a people, fan, and Grammy favorite.
He'll be here.
It's the same thing I just said about Jalen Hurts.
Let Harry Styles' ass show up and show up and show up again.
Exactly. And prove that, yo, I'm Harry Styles, and show up and show up and show up again and prove that,
yo, I'm Harry Styles and I got one here.
And then I'm with you.
Beyonce been here
since niggas was 17 years old, yo.
Give the girl a fucking award.
And consistent and delivered.
Those Lemonade and Renaissance.
Now I'm sitting here
saying give Renaissance.
Look, look, look.
Yeah, come on, yo.
Y'all swayed me.
Sometimes I think hove talked
just because he her husband but in other cases they can be valid this is all the way valid
because he didn't because he didn't bash them either he said i feel like they missed the moment
which what that was the moment where she should have gotten it and if i was dumb i can't speak
for that because that's above my pay grade but I win the game
I win the game well they're probably the way that y'all hey y'all need Beyonce and Jay-z here a
little more than you need Harry Styles here true so and again on the phone tell me which award it
is don't tell me I'm breaking the record all right I gotta come because I'm breaking the record but
nah I don't know no i think they
might have sold it like that though like yo you know you're gonna break the record this time
so you would assume if you're her i'm gonna break it for album of the year i'm up there
bells and whistles on i'm in the building and either way you're breaking the record you probably
want to show up true but i'm showing up the most grammys ever i'm sure if i know that i want
beyonce's not winning the main award,
and I know that Khaled is about to go 0 for 6,
then I might stay home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because y'all got a god-did performance out of me,
because this is my artist, and I'm here repping.
Y'all kept the camera in my face the entire night.
Damn, it was so bad that Trevor Noah had to remind the crowd,
yo, she is coming.
No, I'm talking about Jay too.
Because again, when you get one, you get them both.
So you
hitting all the buttons. You checking all the
boxes. Like, we checking the whole
urban, black, feminist
everything category. We're going to
have both of them here. Jay Z
and the audience.
I was mad for Khaled
after I learned that he was nominated six times and went 0 for 6. Y'all know I don't know if he was mad for Khaled after I learned that he was nominated
six times
and went 0 for 6.
Y'all know I don't normally
be mad for Khaled.
I was mad there too.
I was a little.
Because that's shady.
That's a little.
They play the niggas' faces.
Just stop it.
And it worked.
And it worked.
And it worked.
Khaled just got a new gig, right?
He's a partner at Def Jam.
Def Jam.
He brought his
We The Best imprint
to Def Jam. Let me hit the round Def Jam. He brought his We The Best imprint to Def Jam.
Let me hit the round of applause.
Also, he is the global...
Creative consultant.
Global creative consultant for Universal.
Yo, how you get one of them seven-figure jobs
with a fancy title?
Who said that that's a seven-figure job?
We don't know.
I was asking you.
Oh, I don't know.
They won't give me one.
Creative.
They're going to give me one of those important jobs when I'm 50 years old.
Yeah.
That's true.
Like, when I'm done with the debauchery.
What's the word?
Debauchery?
Debauchery.
When I'm done just with this buffoonery.
I agree.
The trust levels are not there yet.
We might go wild out in the pod.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They talk to me about the job.
They'll call me. They'll be like, yo, your name came up for wild out in the pod, yeah. Yeah. They talk to me about the job. They'll call me, like,
yo, your name came up for...
Like, I know, buddy.
Shut up, don't worry about it.
But congratulations to Khaled.
Yeah, that's dope.
Apparently, Lucian's fingerprints are all over this.
I listened to the announcement.
How did Khaled become unsigned?
That's a very good question.
Shit might have expired.
Yeah, but how do you let that?
No, no, no, no.
They don't just let it expire.
There's something going on that I don't know about.
They don't let it.
If it's your last album coming up.
Khaled should have never got unsigned.
If it's your last album coming up,
we're not dropping this until you resign.
I'm sure he probably wanted
an executive position
and was not going to resign
until you give me some type
of executive position.
Because he's been an executive before, right? going to resign until you give me some type of executive position because he's been an executive before
right wasn't he
a Def Jam before
yes
but I don't know
about the executive part
he was behaving
like an executive
but when he wanted
the big dog job
they wouldn't give it to him
he's basically
like his
even as an artist
he's an executive
you know what I'm saying
so it makes all the sense
in the world
for him to be that
officially somewhere
got relationships all over the place yeah and then y'all gonna
make ace of the police dreads out stupid joke man
y'all don't want to forget
y'all gonna make my nigga start the Bugatti
future I gave a lot of niggas hooks slaps that was a hell of a one too I got liquor for your way
Future, I gave a lot of niggas hooks
Slaps
That was a hell of a one, too
This is a fucking
I stay smoking, I don't get Jamaica
My melody is wrong
I fuck bitches for good for the asses
You get money, they start hating
Turn up
I woke up in a noble god
I woke up in a noble god
I woke up in a noble god
She got any type of jiggle, she gonna get some money out of me
Just this much
All she gotta do is be able to pop her head
She gonna get some money out of me on that
That shit is hard, crazy
What?
Right there
So you will give some money to the young ladies
Oh yeah, yeah
See, you come in here and be lying
No, he's just lying, bro
I've never lied about that.
Couple hundred.
Certain records.
Certain records, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let that March Madness drop on you.
March Madness?
Anytime I hear March Madness, I just look for this.
I might empty my pocket.
Flip, you throw money?
No.
No.
I used to, but not no more.
Oh, okay.
You retired.
Yeah.
At an early age.
You got a body there.
Yeah, nah.
I was falling in love with them bitches too much.
I was.
I'm going to hit raw and all that.
I was violent.
Wait, that means love.
Wait.
I'm going to say that.
Wait a minute.
I've got to redo some shit.
For a minute, it's love.
Yeah, it's love for a minute.
You're in the wrong room, my nigga.
No, I'm just being honest.
I'm with you.
I throw money.
I start my mind.
My mind's telling me nothing.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. Okay. You try to save her? No, no, no. I love her, I start, my mind, my mind sending me nothing. I'm sorry. Yeah.
Okay.
You trying to save her?
No, no, no.
I love her.
You be trying to save her?
What?
You ain't got to do this no more.
What?
Do I?
Did I?
I was wild.
I was worse than that nigga.
You too good for this, girl.
I was working from
Struppy Combs over there.
Strippy Combs.
I was worse than him.
Strippy Combs.
Save it.
King Strips. I was worse than that nigga Struppy Combs. Save it. King Strips.
I was worse than that.
I ain't been to the strip club.
In like a week?
Longer than that.
Two.
Longer than that.
I feel like you were going.
It's two weeks, bro.
Maybe like two.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, it's been longer than two weeks.
Bro, we know when you went because you told us.
So we out today?
What we doing?
Parks, get out of here.
I was going to say, Park Jaron, you're in bad hands right now.
I can still go to the strip club.
It's me.
Pogs.
Yeah, I figured it out.
I don't necessarily need the strip club.
I just need two outings.
I need one dinner outing and bowling.
That bowling on Monday
will change the rest of your week,
by the way, too, at 40 plus.
You found something else.
Yeah, that's what you did.
That's it.
You got to do something that's fine. Bowling ball. You're throwing the bowling ball instead of throwing the money. Yeah, that's what you did. That's it. You got to do something.
What did I find?
Bowling ball.
You're throwing the bowling ball
instead of throwing the money.
Well, I typically would agree with you,
but I'm not smoking.
So I shouldn't be just sitting around home idly.
Technically.
That's when I know I'm going to sit there
and get my smoke on.
Even prior to that,
as soon as you find something that you like, you in on it.
Got a new pad?
A new pad?
What do you mean?
You going writing?
No.
No?
I ain't doing shit.
My sleep schedule has changed.
I done watched every show there is in the world.
But more importantly, no smoking.
I ain't smoking.
Good for you.
No smoking, man.
That's good, man.
No good for you.
Shut it up. Nigga, I'm trying to congratulate you.
Word.
Congratulations.
I'm talking to Parks.
Big care of 10 companies.
I don't want to hear nothing from no smokers.
I don't even talk to smokers.
No, I'm just kidding.
You phony as hell.
It's like me when I got the laser.
I'm phony.
You just can't see.
Nah, this non-smoking shit, I got three to four days
up under my belt.
Let me tell you, man, I want to yell at one of y'all
for not telling me something.
This breathing thing, it's not the worst thing it feels good right
look at that now i want to take that little test that made me feel all insecure
that little test to blow the shit up blow the ball as high as you could blow it
oh no i'm going i'm going i'm chilling saying you're going two weeks off the no smoke.
As a smoker, you were trying to blow that little ball.
Let me at it, nigga.
Yes, you wouldn't budge it.
That little ball was not going nowhere.
You start choking, ain't you?
Really?
Nigga, what?
Trying to get that ball to the top of the thing?
That's how they know how bad you are.
That's crazy.
You never tried that?
Never had to try that?
Well, he's never smoked
Drank
Taken pills
Eat pork
Have raw sex
Pork
Like he is a special specimen
He has children
He's a special specimen
But how did he get them?
Oh that lab
That lab you was telling us about
The little light skin lab
That lab yeah
The little light skin lab
The lab you was telling us
You trying to convince us
The little light skin lab
That exists Yeah from the P.O. box light-skinned lab. The lab you was trying to convince us. The light-skinned lab. That exists.
Yeah, from the P.O. box.
They got P.O. boxes.
Put a little cup in there.
That's kind of stupid, yo.
Let's see.
What else?
What else?
What else?
You about Glorilla?
Yo, dog.
What happened?
I'm going to start telling the truth.
Okay, what happened with Glorilla?
All right, so she had a hosting out in...
Stop there. She got booked. She got... There, so she had a hosting out in, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop there.
She got booked.
She got, there we go.
She got booked out in Oakland.
Okay.
So flyer goes out, says,
Glorilla performing live.
She shows up.
That's already a problem, by the way.
Depending on whose side you believe in this.
Okay.
She shows up.
She doesn't perform. Uh-huh. It's a hosting, you said.
No, I said she got booked, and we corrected that. Oh, okay. She said she, no, she didn't perform. So upon leaving out, fan throws some water or a drink or something on her and going
off on her. Oh, that's foul. Bum ass chick, you know, shit like that. So the issue came with her saying
she wasn't paid for her performance.
And they saying her performance rate is 30K.
Okay.
But then the promoter put a video out saying,
nah, dogs, I paid 30K.
No, you're saying,
they said her performance rate was way higher than 30K.
Was higher than 30K.
Yes.
Okay, excuse me.
They said her performance rate is 50K. Okay. and they gave her 30k for the walkthrough that's where the
discrepancy comes got it and the promoter saying he promoted saying under the impression i gave 30k
and expressed i need a song and y'all told me that i was getting a song and it wasn't just me
y'all were shopping this around the town so it's a few promoters that you hit saying I got 30 we need 30 will pop up
for a song don't do it so one song okay they do water huh yeah do some water on
it right yo Gotti my man salute to yo Gotti tweets or leaves leaves a comment
and says 30 they must 30 grand
for performance they must be talking about a little glow not big not big glow
hmm nigga yes come on who want to jump in I want to jump in cuz I don't want to
tell the truth about you now you gotta tell the truth stop leaving on us anyway
oh yeah not talk go ahead tell us so you kept captain no and this one
is a little different I can't tell the truth because the parties involved might
not even know the truth that why don't know Joe to expose the truth you know
okay fuck it I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you as a new artist it may not
be glow Rilla maybe she don't know. Maybe Yo Gotti don't know.
Clearly somebody somewhere don't know.
But somebody who works with Glorilla is 100% hitting people in the town and say, yo, if
you got 30, we'll pop up for a quick song.
That's happening.
That is 100% happening.
No doubt about it.
Of course.
Of course it's happening.
That's the phase we all go course, of course it's happening.
That's the phase we all go through.
Wait,
it's a 40,
it's 40 over there?
Five minutes?
That don't mean
that that's your rate,
but if you got 30
or 40 for me
for a quick five minutes
and I'm in the town already
for whatever
I'm in the town for,
I'm picking that up
and I'm leaving.
I'm Glowrilla.
These veneers
are not tricking me that's still glow rilla from wherever she from with her hood rat friends that
got the hit blah blah that's still who that is how do you just shoot up but let me shut up
i get it see but that's when you that's what happens when shit like that 50 year hip-hop
performance happened when you put her in situations like that.
Now, when she leave there, she get to say shit like,
dog, I need 60 and better to perform.
Wait, who are you telling that to?
Not them promoters that's in the streets gathering their money up.
Because let me tell you something,
them niggas got a little more experience with who can fill what spot and who can't fill what spot.
Talk about it.
They know.
Well, a lot of them do.
The good ones.
If you could fill this spot with their crowd, their audience,
their people that they've been in the town for fucking their whole fucking life,
I don't know that I'm, if it's me, and I got no experience in this,
I'm not taking my 30 grand and banking that Glorilla is selling out my club.
I'm not doing that.
I say that respectfully.
What city was it in?
Oakland.
I'm talking about my 30 grand.
I'm not talking about her ability to do it.
I'm talking about my 30 grand.
That's not a sure enough.
Yeah.
In the position of a promoter today, you can't give Glorilla 50 grand and have her come pack out escaping North
I mean
and Elizabeth
ain't nothing
I'm not going to say
what I was about to say
I'm talking ticket prices
today where everything
got to be VIP
you selling tables
and sections
well in New Jersey
I don't think Glorilla
sells out barcode
no she does not
see and that's
what I'm saying
but over there
that might be different
so that's why I said
what city
because the city matters what I'm saying is But over there, that might be different. That's why I said, what city? Because the city matters.
What I'm saying is this.
Oakland is a tough city to sell in, by the way.
It is.
It is.
I believe you.
I don't know nothing about that.
I don't know the size of this venue.
Was it packed at all?
It looked packed.
It looked packed.
But when you say packed, yeah.
The size of the venue matters.
The capacity matters.
Because now it becomes an issue of math.
If this crowd holds 1,000 people and we giving her 50 grand, nigga, we got to charge $50 a head just to recoup our money.
People buying bottles.
Sections, bottles.
Today, that now comes into play.
I can see it happening, bro.
All of that stuff matters.
I can see it happening. Because I don't that stuff matters. I can see it happening.
Because I don't want to just make the money off the bottles.
I want to get some bread.
Of course, of course.
And you still got other bills to pay that night.
Security, DJ.
Yeah, you got bills.
What's the max you guys think that Glowrilla could bring?
I can't count nobody else's pockets.
I'm just saying.
The max is whatever you can get.
Yeah.
Whatever her and her team can get.
No, not the money.
People.
Like, if you're saying that that I don't think that she
Can pack up
I think it depends on the region
That also
If I'm a promoter
If you're asking me
To be the promoter
I think the girl could do that
That's booking Glow Real
And I'm doing it
In her hometown
Or I'm doing it in Memphis
Where I maybe will get
Some support from her label
Her crew
Like those are the two places
I feel most comfortable
Booking her
Me Because if you're in Memphis Then you hoping As a promoter That Yo Gotti gonna come You hoping that label, her crew. Those are the two places I feel most comfortable booking her, me.
Because if you're in Memphis, then you hoping as a promoter that
Yo Gotti gonna come. You hoping that some
of the other people from the label might just show up
with her. Hoping.
No, you're not. Not today. If you're a promoter,
you know better than that. If I give you more than 30 grand,
money bag, yo better be walking in that door with you
or a nigga dressed up as a money bag.
If I give you more than 30 grand, somebody other than just your team better dressed up as a money bag.
If I give you more than 30 grand,
somebody other than just your team better be coming through the door.
You better have some microphone.
I better...
You give me something from Fuck Nigga Free.
I'm asking you,
have y'all been in the spot
and heard her two records ring off?
Seen what it did to the Ratchet women
in the spot?
That's why... They could pack the spot, that's why.
They could pack a spot.
Uh-oh.
Putting Gorilla up there.
They could pack a spot.
We having a good talk now.
We having a good talk now.
Joseph?
What's up?
Those people that you talking about,
the ratchet girls,
not that I know them.
They got $80 a head?
Yeah.
We said 50.
I said 50 based on 1,000 people. Do they have $50 a head yeah we said 50 and I said I said 50 based on a thousand do they have
$50 a head this is not me saying that don't y'all do it to me to answer you all of them know they
don't don't all but wait what some niggas some of them got some brand we're not gonna play now
again the baddie little ratchets Have y'all seen that
Fuck Nigga Free video?
I'm not talking about
That video
Yes I've seen it
I've been in the spots
Where the song come on
Same
And
The women
The classy ones
The Ratchets
They all in unison
Love that record
They rap the fuck
Out of that record
It don't be more than
100 girls
That's not what happens
Up here
It don't be over
100 girls
I'm not saying Dogs I believe you I be more than 100 girls. That's not what happens up here. It don't be over 100 girls. I'm not saying...
I believe you.
I'm not saying 100 girls.
I'm telling you,
they get these girls to a spot.
They can now get the niggas to a spot.
You can now...
The niggas got to come out.
You got to impress...
You got to have a section.
You got to have your bottles.
They're going to upcharge
all of this shit.
You can make your money
off putting Gorilla on a flyer.
Yeah, because the Ratchets
bring the niggas up.
You can put your money...
You can make your money off putting Gorilla on a flyer, dog. You the Ratchets bring the niggas up. You can put your money, you can make your money off putting Gorilla on a flyer, dog.
You can.
You 100% can.
I'ma try that.
But that was never the argument.
But that is part of the argument because so now if I-
That's why for me I'm only talking about if it were my money.
Shit, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
If I'm a promoter and yo, these motherfuckers is, the new league, the new era of rap, these
artists when you got a record, let alone two,
that's making noise like this,
they're expensive.
You're not getting them
for the old 15, 20s
like that no more.
These niggas is running up numbers.
I know promoters
that just put a certain nigga
in XL and had to pay him
six digits.
Everything Ice is saying
is right,
but there's the old saying
where relationships are everything if it has to
go the way you saying then promoters won't be able to make a living they won't be able to make a
living you have to have a relationship and i don't want to talk about this like this is the worst
thing i've ever heard because it's not and i want to make it i know some rappers i know some rappers
that didn't have the hit and didn't have this type of support or visibility that was running around cracking you niggas.
And y'all promoters knew y'all wasn't going to get your money back.
But some of y'all promoters be dick riders.
Y'all be wanting to book niggas just so y'all can meet them.
It's a tricky game out there in those streets.
Congrats to Glorilla.
I want her to get every single dime that she can get and the other part that we all overlooking like you said
somebody is around there shopping at 30 that might not be the number that they
think they shopping that's 1000% happening you could have thought this
was a $15,000 book you know some 18 you didn't know that I got these niggas for
30 that's true, too.
And that's happened
quite a few times.
Wait, how much?
Why does she say
she expected more?
Not now that it's published.
And because I know that
you wanted a record
and a song.
Wait, hold up.
What?
You might have tried to gain me.
True.
The promoter dude,
and we'll leave this,
he is saying,
I ain't got no reason to lie
and I was promised a performance.
That's what he's saying.
What I'm saying is, whatever was paid and whatever was promised, she certainly showed up.
I won't put too much stock in that, because I've showed up.
I've had this fight for pennies on this dollar.
But all of us have had this fight of no dog you booked me for
a hosting that do not mean i'm going next to the dj booth to rap along with my song while it's not
even a stage in this place see some niggas do that so that's what happens a couple niggas do that
that's a courtesy yeah but what happens is if you get a couple niggas that do it you tend to think
all right you know let me make you cool come here, come here, do this.
No, I'm not doing that.
Some people are strictly about their business.
I learned this late.
I remember I went with Fab to a club in Elizabeth.
Dog, we got to that spot at like 12 something,
it was All Star, years ago.
We got to the spot like 12 something.
Nigga stayed upstairs until two, no, excuse me, 145,
came out, did a half a verse of Diamonds In My Damn Chain, a half a verse of Make Me Better,
and then the lights came on, it was like, damn, I would stay and rock with y'all, but
they telling us we gotta go, I'm looking at him like, nigga, these niggas paid to see you,
you was upstairs forever, you could have been hit the stage no
this is business this is the business some some other would have got there and give you a
little extra you know you you i know oh it's packed in here cool let me give you two songs
let me give you three songs like some this is a this is a business deal bro i'm here to get
my money whatever we agreed upon is what i'm, bro. I'm here to get my money.
Whatever we agreed upon is what I'm giving you, and I'm out.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Black China says she's broke.
What does that mean?
She was on the red carpet at the Grammy saying that she's broke, but you said otherwise.
To me, she been like she was broke.
I don't know.
Do you know how much money she was saying she had from her only fans I think
is she about to go back
to court
I'm going in
come on
is that what's happening
turn me up
turn me up
I'm going in
go
who is Blac Chyna
that's the Kardashian
baby mother right
yeah
yes
okay
and um
she said she broke
how you feel about that
and Tyga baby mother right
yeah yeah well Tyga baby mother right?
Yeah Well Tyga and Rob
Said they was giving her
On Sundays
30 or 40 bands a month
On Sundays
Peace
So she making that 70?
She making that 70 a month?
They went public and said
Let's do some math
70 a month
I'm gonna say
840 grand
She got him
Okay hold on Hold on let me rethink I can't go in I'm going to throw a pocket watch. She got him.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, let me rethink.
I can't go in.
Plus her OnlyFans.
Plus her OnlyFans.
How much did the OnlyFans was doing?
What did she say?
She said she was making like 20 million from it?
She said a lot.
Let me say this real quick, though.
We're going to stop hyping these OnlyFans.
Are you bitches fucking on there?
That's what we want to see.
No.
I'm sorry.
I want to see that.
So?
I got to sign up for a short shift.
No, for real.
Is she doing what y'all say that she's doing? No, no.
No, she is.
For real?
Who is?
I haven't talked to her about that tonight.
Fashion People's?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, I got it.
I don't give a...
No, my thing is...
She's not yours?
Sorry.
There you go. I'm about to get you. Yeah, I'm it. I don't give a... No, my thing is... She's not yours? I'm sorry. Here you go.
I'm about to get you.
Yeah, I'm about to get you.
Diamonds and pearls.
Real stupid ass pants, nigga.
Fuck your homegirl.
Fuck my gotta be cool with her.
Your homegirl getting fucked, nigga.
Ass up.
Sucking dick.
With a red camera.
Looking like a McFooling
sitting in the kitchen
with a bad stove
Are you dumb?
Fuck you talking about
That's my friend
I don't want to claim
Her friendship nigga
Why?
Cause she getting
Fucked nastily
Some of your
Girlfriends homegirls
I ain't see it
I ignore watching that
True
I ignore watching that
I can't face that shit
Your people not getting
Fucked
Her shit kinda nice
I ain't gonna
I'm not gonna
Her shit nice Yo dawg I got the hop in.
Her shit nice.
Yo, dog, but again,
why would you do that if you could make money
not having to do that?
Because you're beating
the system, though.
So what, nigga?
You too.
Now let me pull up
my OnlyFans.
Come on, come on.
Nigga, we front and bottom.
Beating the system
is what...
Congratulate it.
Hey, yo, hold on.
You wouldn't want to see
Blac Chyna ass up in the air?
I don't even know.
Blac Chyna could be
at that table.
Yes, she is.
Apparently he don't know who she is. I don't know who she is, so I don't know. Who's ass would you prefer to see in the air? I don't even know. Black Chyna could be at that table. Yes. Apparently he don't know
who she is.
Who else would you prefer
to see in the end?
Who or who?
We got another
friend of the show
I ain't gonna see.
Who or who?
Look,
to answer your question,
Dogmail,
no,
I don't think
Black Chyna was broke.
Okay.
The statement she said,
what's her government name?
Angela White.
She said Angela White
has $3,000
in her checking account.
She's broke.
Right.
I'm sure she has a corporate.
But BC LLC might be.
All I heard from that was, oh, okay, I see what you're doing.
Salute.
Hold up, man.
Let me tell a quick story getting at some of these OnlyFans bitches.
And I unfollowed all of them.
Except for two.
Here go this bitch right here talking on this was a locked video in your your burner count right yeah yeah well
they all burn our gowns okay you're not on you shouldn't be our only fan which
is you verify the camera only go this chick in the lock videos locked talking about some wet hot tub fun
with the
water emoji
and it says
watch
the splash
I'm thinking
she about to be on there
following her
squirting
squirting on the wall
so I clicked
the shit
I buy it
for how much was it
what she sold this shit for
$19.99
I buy it
little quick dub.
Let me see how long this bitch is.
I was going to ask you how long this video is.
Let me see how long it is.
Let me see.
All right, four minutes.
Don't you know this bitch is washing her foot?
I was just about to say, if she got some bubble bath in there just sprinkling the water well
I wrote with the lube in my hand.
I wrote lubey never again
read that right there
what that say
what that say
what that say right there
wet hot
oh wait
never
never again
never again
mama
mama
mama
never again
see now
I'm following
charge back
my car was stolen
or something
you ain't getting that off
I ain't gonna do that you're not getting that off I ain't gonna do that. You ain't getting that off. I ain't going to do that.
You're not getting that off.
I ain't going to do that.
No, you're not getting that off.
So it stayed just on her feet?
Yes.
Genius.
Fucking genius.
And that's why salute to Reddit.
Yeah.
I mean, I do foot porn-ish.
Well, not really porn.
Wait, with ish?
Whoa, wait. Wait, what? Chill, chill. You, with ish? Whoa, wait. Chill.
Chill. You blowing shit up.
Chill.
HR! We ain't gonna talk about
murder, ain't we?
No.
You do foot porn? What do you mean?
Like ballet and shit?
Foot fetish stuff. You know what I mean?
So, I'll do a video with my feet
you know, smashing cake.
But where?
Huh?
Where?
On.
Yo, I'm going to turn them off.
Tell the channel, bro.
On my page.
Tell the channel.
Tell the stop.
Tell the stop.
Talk to her, please.
Why are you mad?
Talk to your people.
Why are you mad? Why are you mad?
Talk to your people, bro.
Huh?
Where you're smashing cake with your feet on like where?
On my page.
OnlyFans?
Like Twitter?
OnlyFans.
Yeah.
You have an OnlyFans?
Answer the question directly.
You have an OnlyFans page?
You know I do.
Oh, yes.
Whoa.
Oh, shit.
You know what I mean? He's our friend. I didn't even know you could hit that note. I didn't know you could hit that note.
I didn't know you could hit that note.
Let me hear it.
No, we'll get right back to it.
Let me hear the note.
Let me hear the note.
Let me hear the note.
Hey, hold on.
Yo, you going against the rules?
No, you going against the rules of the, what's that shit y'all went to?
What's the rules?
Sensitivity.
You can't buy your co-host only.
Niggas is getting fired for that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look how fast you made me purchase.
We didn't.
Look how fast you made me purchase.
We didn't say that.
And I knew about male-only fans because you told me.
I never told you no shit.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
You don't got me.
Yeah.
You don't got me.
Y'all come out.
We caught you.
We got you.
Come out.
Women are getting fired.
Hey, come on out. I wasn't Steve Lacey. Oh out. Women are getting fired up. Hey, come on out.
I wasn't Steve Lacey.
Oh, they said Steve Lacey came out too, brother.
Hey, you'll fire her, bro.
She can't have OnlyFans in the video.
No, the, the, the, I already asked the motherfucking boss.
COE, man.
He encouraged it.
COE.
He encouraged it.
M-O-E.
Melo.
OK?
Listen, listen.
I'm giving him a free preview right now.
Oh.
Hey. Hey. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. OK. Listen, listen, I'm giving them a free preview right now. Oh. Hey.
Hey.
Damn.
Damn.
Yeah, he can do that.
He can do that.
You a freak.
I was going to say COE.
You a freak.
Stop.
Get your urges under control.
We at work, nigga.
He's doing it.
This is Rozzy and Levi's, you freak ass nigga.
Get out of here.
Boy, go outside and get some air.
I got a fresh line up
But I had a parking lot on smash
Cause I got a cell phone
That bitch got 125 on the dash
On the biggest bus
On the biggest bus
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On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus On the biggest bus, on the At the network We let you keep your only fan base Come work with us
What were you
Okay so what were you saying
Mel that's all you're doing
On your page
Is smashing cakes
Oh no no no
No no no
I'm doing
More than that
What else
Huh
You have to buy
The motherfucking membership
How much the membership
You be scamming him though
Scamming him
Yeah
Do you do this shit
Like he just showed you
Yeah
Where it's just like.
It's a bullshit.
And this is a commercial right here.
It's misleading.
It's misleading.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
This month's subscribers.
I need to couple it up.
A long little commercial break here.
No, okay.
No, but listen.
I want to hear it.
No, I mean, it's not just feet.
It's, you know.
Look, I was like, I was a lingerie and bikini model.
I'm very comfortable with my body, and I have a fan base that appreciates it.
See, I went to the class, so I'm not going to ask the question that niggas want.
I did go to the class, so I'm not, again, I'm not going to ask the question that they want to ask.
I know.
It's okay.
I'm glad that you came.
You ain't going to the sensitivity class.
Yeah, fuck, do it.
I'm not asking no questions.
No, I'm good. You want me to ain't going to the sensitivity Yeah flip do it I'm not asking no questions No I'm good
You want me to get
You want me to get attacked
On Twitter and all that
Somebody's girl is at this party
The 60 second assassin
Shaking that ass to this
Track master
Rockland
Somebody's girl is at this party
Go on a track, life.
What?
What?
What?
Are we supposed to be playing this?
Yeah, we got no.
No, okay, good.
Yo, I'm sorry.
You know what?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
On some G shit.
Wait, how much is male shit? It's cheap. That shit $20. Oh, nigg Yo, I'm just kidding. You know what? No, no, no, no, no, no. On some G shit. Wait, how much is male shit?
It's cheap.
That shit $20.
Oh, niggas got $19 for male.
I know.
You got a lot of people on there.
For this old vintage thing?
This is chronic.
You got a lot of people on there, male, you think?
Yeah.
That's a joke.
You do it all right.
Get off of this.
All right.
Okay, okay.
Enough.
Black China. Oh, shit.. Get off of this. All right. Okay, okay. Enough. Black China.
Oh, shit.
You said the vintage girl.
Mel Robbin' niggas on there, too.
She is.
I know she is.
I know she is.
I know she Robbin' niggas on there.
She's smashing cake with her feet.
I can tell, too.
Do you know, there's a lot of guys that have foot fetishes.
I'm just saying.
I got you.
And they like my feet.
So, anyways.
All right.
Before we move on, though, could you tell me how you pitched the private message?
Misleading.
Hey, daddy.
What's that?
What's that?
The private, like I just, like the chick just,
like I just read.
I thought that was like a caption for the pitch.
No, that's a private message.
That's where they really get the money, the privates.
Let me tell you how bad it is.
Everybody that I unfollow, they continue to. The privates. Let me tell you how bad it is. Everybody that I unfollow,
they continue
to send me privates.
She about to get hers.
Okay, there you go.
Oh, yeah, read a script.
Read a script.
Uh-oh, don't stop.
What you got, boys?
Hell, you hear this guy?
Where my girl at?
Let me go to my favorite.
Y'all are wild.
Do you guys really
want me to read it?
Yeah, read it.
Absolutely.
Okay. Oh, God. You can read it? Yeah, read it Absolutely Okay Oh God
You can read it
You ain't go to the class yet, Erickson
This is the one
But read it like how you should read it
I don't want her sitting next to me no more
With OnlyFans
With her picture out like that
Okay, one of them is
Don't forget about these
No, no, no
Put a little sauce on it
Don't forget about how suckable these titties are.
She type like an old bitch.
That's like a 60s porn movie.
That's what they're...
Don't tell me what's suckable in the message. Oh, yeah.
Yo, don't tell me what's suckable in the message.
Okay, I didn't write that one.
Oh, my God.
I didn't write that one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, wait.
I have...
She got a team.
Wait, it's a team.
I just saw them.
That was Ian.
Are you crazy? Huh? You got a team. I just saw it. I was Ian. No, no, no. Are you crazy? Huh?
You got a team.
I just saw it.
I was only in business.
No.
That's it.
All right, give us one more.
Read us one more that you wrote.
There's no way.
That you wrote, though.
Not one that your peoples wrote.
Okay.
Damn.
No, wait.
I need that for the music one more time.
Oh.
All you gotta do.
All you gotta do.
All you gotta do.
All you gotta do.
All you gotta do. All you gotta do. All you gotta do. All you gotta do. All you gotta do. No, wait, I need that for the music one more time.
All you gotta do is press pay
to play.
Nah, that ain't gonna work, man.
That ain't gonna get it.
That's not gonna get it, homie.
I'm gonna keep it fucked.
La-da-da-dee-da-da-da-da. La-da-da-dee-da. You know what you gotta do, man? That's not going to get it, homie. I'm going to keep it fucked.
You know what you got to do, Mel?
You got to go on some of these 2023 chicks pages. Yeah, man.
Okay, what did they say?
Still ain't verbiage.
What did they say?
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
I don't be on that.
I bet you Pamela Anderson just dropped her next official.
That ain't going to get it done.
Well, my victory.
You want some play bullshit?
That nigga said you
Crystal Waters,
CeCe Pinniston ass captain.
Go, man.
Go, man.
Go, go, man.
That was stupid shit.
Okay, well,
read me a script
that you guys would like to hear. What would you like to read? I've never been on OnlyFans in my life. Okay, what would read me a script that you guys would like to hear.
What would you like to read?
I've never been on Homegirls in my life.
What would you like to read?
I wouldn't like to read that bullshit.
Say something, then.
I can't tell you what to say, but, man, you male.
You M4.
You four women in one.
Smart, fat, skinny, all of you.
A poet may not be one of the four women, nigga.
Okay.
So then I'll just do like emojis and shit.
The tongue in the water.
That's better than that.
The tongue in the water.
The tongue in the water.
Wheelchair.
Okay.
I can't eat some crutches.
Tongue cherries.
Okay.
Tongue banana.
Holy shit
If you don't take this
Fucking shit off
Melissa y'all
It's that three
Now I almost feel like
Just for research purposes
I gotta go see what's going on
You can't
But I'm not
No you can't
I'm not doing it
You can't do that
You know what
It's okay
But I know you nasty
Because I did
Oh no they'll do it
And they're going
Oh yeah I hate y'all alright this is not funny
I hate y'all
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Nine.
What?
Is this,
is this a,
type?
Wiz Khalifa.
Wiz Khalifa's son?
Yeah.
Bash.
Bash.
Mm-hmm.
That's right.
Yeah. Yeah. She's been on interviews. But for Bash. Mm-hmm. That's right. Yeah.
Yeah.
She's been on interviews.
For my time on UCB,
you know everything.
Yo, that's some real.
We are in a,
we are in a,
we are in a space now
with social media
and all of the interactions
where that gotta be
kinda difficult
for young boys now.
True.
Talk about it.
Keepin' it a buck,
that gotta be difficult
for young boys.
We never had to deal with no shit like that.
Hey fam, let me ask you a question. Imagine you in middle school. Seventh grade. Somewhere in there, right? And a nigga can just pull your moms up on the phone.
You think he's at regular PS 101? I don't care where you at. Don't matter. I don't care.
He could be at Cheesequake Prep.
Boys is boys.
Yeah, that don't change nothing.
I mean.
There might be a couple other kids.
You don't think kids don't think about that joke?
There's probably a couple other kids.
Who's side are you on right now?
I got to ask.
Dog.
Because right while I'm in the middle of cracking up at them, like on the low, here you coming
out like me. So what do you want from me right now? I'm just saying, what are up at them, like on the low, here you come and highlight me.
So what do you want from me right now?
I'm just saying, what are you laughing at?
Flip going to stand up.
Them.
You laughing at their opinion on it.
I'm laughing at mad shit that shouldn't be shared.
Okay.
Okay.
Fam, you say whatever you want.
We've all been boys before.
Sans male.
That is a complicated and difficult situation when your mom's is like her your mother being pretty enough is gonna get the compliment I mean
get the comments but if your mother is now giving it up or showing shit that's revealing
and doing certain things you're gonna get teased. The shit happened with Drake and the dinner at Dodger Stadium.
And Joe was like,
yo, you crazy.
He going to be the man
when he go to school.
And I said, no, he not.
Next thing you know,
they roasting that little nigga
all on the internet.
That's a complicated situation
for your kids.
He feel like, so what?
What happened when the little nigga
tell your son,
yo, man, tell your mom's next picture, yo. Spread it a little bit further. What happened then? What happened when a little nigga tell your son, yo, man, tell your mom's next picture, yo.
Spread it a little bit further.
What happened there?
What happened when a little nigga just started?
If that's already his response, I think that he's got to handle that.
I don't want to shoot this couch.
Thank you.
Finally, a real nigga answer.
Yes, Ice.
That's what happens when that happens.
The kid shouldn't be able to finish the sentence. He'll tell your Ice. That's what happens when that happens. The kid shouldn't be able to finish the sentence.
He'll tell you more.
That's what happens when that happens.
Just so we clear on that.
That's one.
Two, yes, we could be mature and look at it
from the mature point of view,
but I want to go back to Ice's original question,
which was, what if when you was in school,
that made me think about when I was in school,
that you could just look at niggas' moms.
That shit is flimsy.
What the fuck are y'all
girl bands over there talking about?
I'm not saying that.
That's not what I'm talking about.
You talking about from the kid's perspective.
I'm only talking about the kid's perspective.
I don't give a fuck what the mother do.
It affects the kid in school Alright since you're forcing me to be mature
When you make that face
And you talk with that tone and conviction
You got it though
If I don't match your maturity
They all will laugh at me
So I offer you this
I'm offering this to you
I offer you this I give it to you offering this to you. I offer you this.
I give it to you anyway.
Moms is busting it open in school.
Everything you just said is true.
The little kids is pressing the kid in school.
They cracking jokes.
You know kids in school.
They cracking jokes, mushing that nigga, putting the pictures up, group chat, lunchroom.
It's all bad.
What if mom don't have no other way to support all these little badass kids
what if without this they would be homeless fucking starved carless kids don't know nothing
about all of the bills and all the expenses that it costs to take care of these little motherfuckers
and this is how you getting it done or yes but you say it, there are other ways to get it done.
But mom is cracking them.
Not Mel, but women like Mel
are cracking them over there.
Yeah, I'm sure.
So that's where I want to drive the conversation.
What you're saying is true.
What I'm saying is true.
What is the appropriate way
for that to be dealt with
outside of my kid beating up your kid?
There's no appropriate way. There's no appropriate way.
When your son steps out on that
ledge and cracks some jokes, he better
have a knuckle.
I just watched a Pamela Anderson Lee documentary.
Freaky ass nigga.
It's done for real on Netflix. Make sure you check it out.
As a Jamaican you watched that?
Her children was going to school.
They had to learn karate. Her children was playing all the time.
That's what I'm telling you.
That's what I'm telling you.
I could watch karate.
I watched it.
That's literally what I'm saying.
They were doing this in shadow.
I'm like, look at this dog.
I learned karate.
I'm like, look at this.
I was literally watching this dog now.
What?
Yeah, it was fire.
Little things had a beat magnet.
There was violet in them.
And that's when the internet first got crazy.
True.
That's what I'm saying.
When that tape on the internet.
And that story, you're going to have. True. That's what I'm saying. When that tape was on the internet. And that story,
you're going to have to come with that.
That story was huge.
Imagine what those two little,
Billy and John went through.
Crazy.
You got to do that.
Yeah.
He was just,
he was actually just on Drew Barrymore's show.
And they were,
you know,
they were both like,
they both had reputations when they were younger.
And they were talking about the fact that they're adults now.
And having had children, they weren't thinking about the fact that they're adults now and having had children,
they weren't thinking about the fact that they had,
they were going to have kids eventually
and that what they have done in their past
as younger people affected their kids.
But to me, it just seems like Bash,
he's being raised by Amber Rose,
the creator of the slut walk.
You know what I'm saying?
She has nothing to do with it She has everything to do with it.
He's going to have
a different approach.
He's going to have a different...
Shit's not going to land on him.
And shut up, the Drew Barryman.
Hold on.
At nine years old,
that statement he made...
Holy moly.
At nine years old,
you guys said you have to let a woman...
Why you got to squint to read?
Why you can't read normal?
What's Jermaine Murphy doing?
Why you squinting?
The hand squinting.
That nigga squinting.
You got to let a woman do what she wants with her body.
Oh, my God.
You got to poke your neck out like a giraffe to read.
You have to let a woman do what she wants to do.
That's what her son said to his friend.
First of all, chill out.
Don't correct me ever like that with reading.
Ever in your life.
Look.
Learn how to read.
I can't see it,
but at the same time,
that's not a little nigga
thinking on his own.
His father ain't teaching that.
I know.
Wiz ain't teaching that.
And I know...
He ain't teaching...
I got a new...
I'm off of that.
I got a new question.
Y'all all got daughters, right?
I'm asking a question. Yeah. I'm going to follow up. I got a new question. Y'all all got daughters, right? I'm asking a question.
Yeah, I'm a follow-up.
I got a daughter.
All right, y'all got daughters.
I got a daughter.
Stop.
I have a question.
I want to ask my question.
Because y'all mentioned, like,
teaching kids how to fight
and all that shit.
My baby mom is going to send me some karate school videos. like teaching kids how to fight and all that shit.
My baby mom is going to send me some karate school video.
Tell my little dog, I will fuck that instructor up.
So my question to y'all, I got to talk.
So my talk is going to go a little different.
But my question to y'all is, how can y'all teach y'all daughters to fight?
Y'all can't, right?
You can.
No, you can't.
You can't, yeah.
My daughter was in MMA for like six years.
Your daughter what?
She was in MMA.
For six years, yeah.
I'm not talking
about extreme sports.
I mean like for school.
What do you mean?
I'm asking.
You can't teach
I don't want to hear
from MMA men no more.
No, the same shit
you do with your sons. It ain't no different. You talking about teach them don't want to hear From MMA man No the same shit You do with your sons
It ain't no different
You talking about
Teaching them yourself
For real
You mean like you
Teaching them to fight
Or putting them
Well that's what
Dad could do
And dad could do that
With a girl too
Wow
What
I'm asking
Put your hands up
One
One two
You don't see that
All online nowadays
He just tried me Stop doing that No I'm not I'm really asking Serious questions Hands up. One, one, two. You don't see that all online nowadays.
He just tried me for it. Stop doing that.
No, no, I'm really asking a serious question.
I'm asking a serious question.
I'm asking a serious question.
Dog, it be fathers on their knees with their daughters,
with their mitts on.
You're going to teach your daughter how to square up?
Yes, nigga.
Yeah, nigga.
Why not?
She might have to square up one day.
Shit, real long hair.
Y'all raising like killers.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Yo.
This world don't fuck with you.
You got to be a defense.
They don't. No wonder. Not gotta be a feminist. They don't.
No wonder. Not ready to defend yourself.
No wonder feminism is dead.
They want equal rights, nigga.
There you go.
No wonder.
It's hard to find a soft woman out there.
One.
Jeez.
One, two, three.
I just watched a video of...
Pamela Anderson, right?
No.
Baywatch.
No, on Twitter of five girls jumping a black girl in the UK.
No, I seen some shit the other day.
And the mom was like, yeah, get her, get her, the mom and all that.
I'm like, if that's my daughter, I'm going to go crazy.
I'm just saying.
Thank God I taught her to put an MMA and taught her how to fight.
I want you to poke them look.
I want you to poke their eyes out.
Choke them. For real. My daughter here is long up to here. Sorry want you to poke their eyes out. Choke them.
For real.
My daughter here is long up to here.
Sorry.
Up to here.
First thing they're going for her hair.
True.
They're going to pull up.
She's going to go like that.
And when they pull her hair.
You got to cut that.
You got to cut it.
When they pull her hair, that means they're hand exposed.
And you boop bop the daylights out there.
But hold on.
A lot of people pull their hair to the side.
It goes to the side pulling a punch.
All right. I have a new question now because this is so much fun when your kid gets beat up in school tell me the parent that you are when you go up there come on i want to hear give me who
who are you looking for mr johnson and what's and what's your first thing or you're looking for the
kid jr got jumped and i went it went viral? JR got jumped and I went on the football field
threatening to shoot the kids.
Don't tell me about the dude. That's different.
Your son getting beat up.
Like me going on the football field
at his high school.
I killed one of you niggas.
I'm Queens flip acting crazy.
Hold on, sir. Why do you keep saying I'm Queens flip?
Because I just get too long.
Like people know him.
Oh, that him? El Chapo. Why do you keep saying I'm Queens Flip? Because I just get too old. Like people know him. Oh, that hip?
El Chapo.
Why you got to crack jokes about me to my kids?
I'm not.
You my man.
That's what you got to jump out of Indians.
JR's my man.
You got to jump out of Indians.
That was Joe.
That wasn't Ish.
And you can't say Indian.
You got me in trouble.
You said that shit.
Those are my brothers.
I love them.
I started laughing.
Them niggas tore me up.
It was bad.
Shout out to them.
Shout them out.
Because I know them.
They said they chased you. What. They said they chased you.
What?
They said they chased you.
My man said, we got them.
We chased them.
You ran and like, went like this.
I got so many jokes right now.
Stop.
Don't fall for it.
It's a trap.
I'm not paying.
Flip the mic or be lying.
I ran one time in my life from a fight.
This is how I know that I don't run.
Because I ran out of breath me and my brother
I had to turn around
and fight
that suck when
the running is the plan
and you can't do it
you can't get the run out
fuck
my house was a block away
and you already out of breath
now you gotta fight
out of breath
my house was a block away
that's when me and my brother
was fly too
shout out to him
shout out to your brother
Yo you was gonna bring him
To your crib
No that wasn't the plan
I'm saying you was
Running toward home
You gonna get to your porch
Like eh
What the fuck you gonna do
I don't know why I thought
That I could put enough
Distance between us
To where they wouldn't
Even see me
So I know you ain't
Had no triple double Yo you wasn't had no triple, double, yo.
You wasn't no athlete.
You're scared.
You're the dust of them niggas.
And some of them little bastards try to go in your crib.
You can't run to your house.
They try to push your door and all type of crazy stuff they do.
But it depends on how you-
My brain didn't think like that back when I was very young.
Of course, of course.
I was very young.
I got it, I got it.
Okay.
And people used to respect parents and shit like that. Don't do that shit no more. Now. You can tell your mother when this right happened. I was very young when this right happened. I got it, I got it. Okay. And people used to respect parents and shit like that.
Don't do that shit no more.
Now.
You can tell your mother
to come right outside.
You can listen too.
I'm going to dinner last night.
Last night,
it should be a nice quiet night
on my way to,
I won't say.
And they got 8th Avenue
fucked up over there
because they killed,
murdered somebody
at 5.30 p.m.
on 44th and 8th.
In Manhattan?
Yes. Dog, they killed somebody at 5.30 p.m. on 44th and 8th. In Manhattan?
Yes.
Dog, they killed somebody at 5.30.
I wasn't going to dinner until my reservation was 10.
You said they killed or somebody died.
It's different.
They killed.
Really?
And they didn't catch the guy, neither.
How you killed them?
Yo, that's unusual.
They shot him.
That's unusual in Manhattan.
That is very unusual in Manhattan.
But for the people that's not familiar with New York, we're not just saying Manhattan.
We're talking about Broadway.
Yeah, we talking.
No, but even in Manhattan, it don't really be jokers getting killed.
Like, the boroughs, it'll happen.
But in, like, New York City, Lower East Side maybe, but New York be kind of.
Times Square.
Yeah.
Everybody be careful.
Broad Day, too.
That's crazy, son.
Yes, that's absolutely nuts.
Was shot after a fight.
22-year-old.
At 5.30 in the afternoon?
5.30 p.m.
Times Square.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Sheesh.
That's where my little lube store used to be.
You had a specific store? That is the little kinky district
Yeah
That's the kinky district over there
Oh lube
I thought you meant Louboutin
Sorry
It's your lube store
Right
It was the district for a second
Sorry
Got it
Louboutin's there too probably
Anyways
Speaking of lube,
anybody got any
Valentine's Day plans?
We know you don't
because...
Wow.
Shit.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
That's wrong.
That's funny.
And why do you know
that she don't?
Wow.
She's the one I'm banking
on having a few plans.
There we go.
You see how she keeps
stunting on us
in the group chat.
I can't talk about it.
And them niggas
that say good morning to me.
I'm still mad about that.
Any name that we bring up,
if we say Sidney Poitier,
Mel come in,
oh, such a doll he is.
Yeah.
He wrote me one.
Why you a dog?
All right, yo, you got it.
It's Poitier.
I don't have a Sidney Poitier story.
They only respond to Mel
in the group chat,
by the way, y'all.
April.
They only respond to her.
Oh, my God.
I said good morning to niggas, niggas.
You.
Niggas said.
They don't respond to you.
You're lying.
They don't.
And then Joe's the only one thinking.
You lying because I don't respond to Mel either.
I don't respond to nobody in the group chat.
It's true.
He is very lying.
I ain't even see it.
Don't even.
Don't hit me in the DM, nigga, with a good morning.
Listen.
Facts.
It's fine, you guys.
Valentine's Day plans.
Yeah.
Come on.
Anybody got any?
Do guys actually like Valentine's Day?
No.
Wow.
And you're married.
That's a good one.
It ain't for us.
I don't like Valentine's Day.
It's not for us.
It ain't for us.
Patriarch.
Maybe, yeah.
That shit ain't for us.
But why?
Why do you feel like you can't have any Expectations for Valentine's Day
Your own expectations
Because we're men
Okay
Niggas barely get
The big piece of chicken
You talking about
Some expectations
For Valentine's Day
Okay
Niggas don't get
Christmas gifts
Or none of that shit
Who
You don't get Christmas gifts
I get Christmas gifts
No no no
You on your own there player
I get gifts
Y'all spoiled
Cause you got
All the money His house be running Different though Nah it's facts You on your own there, player. You bugging. I get gifts. Y'all spoiled. Because you got all the money.
His house be running different, though.
Nah, that's facts.
Yeah, he can't.
You run your house like a military base.
No spandex.
No black socks.
No Christmas.
And no Valentine's Day.
Like a military base.
Like an atheist one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You fucks.
OK, then let me
rephrase
Valentine's Day
obligations
since this is how
you guys look at it
obligations
the guy dropped
that dick off
the obligation
is to make sure
she's not the weak one
in the group chat
oh got it
got it
got it
got it
got it
got it
got it
okay
and ish?
No?
Nothing?
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Does your girl?
She might be with somebody else.
She don't do it with me.
Hold on.
This might go different.
Wait, wait.
Easy, easy.
No.
He's about to do it.
Keep asking.
I'm just saying.
Does she know how you feel about it?
Yeah.
Me and my girl have been together for a while.
This man was a tight ship. You know who you're talking it? Yeah, me and my girl have been together for a while. This man was a tight ship.
You know who you're talking to?
Sergeant Antoine Bartholomew Jr.
That's him.
Okay, so are you like the flowers guy just because?
Yeah.
He wasn't here, so yeah.
A random Wednesday.
Anytime.
She get flowers.
Yes.
Okay.
Shout out to this guy.
On and on.
Okay, that's game.
House full of flowers right now. That's game House full of flowers right now
They done
Oh
House full of flowers
You know what I mean
It's cool though
Yeah
All Ish do is come to this podcast
And lie
That's all he do
My man said he could've
Took a picture of the flowers
Last time
I want him to take a picture
Of the flowers
I wanna see
I'ma send him tonight
I wanna see him
Watch
Right on my island Put him in the them. Put them in the group chat.
Right on my island.
Put them in the group chat.
Put them in the group chat.
I better be.
Don't go buy no flowers on the way home.
No.
He says they're dying, so we're going to know.
Okay.
They yellow.
Long stem, short stem?
They yellow.
Long or short stem?
So I'm making the color up, too.
They yellow.
Long or short stem?
I wish one.
Let me see if my girl going home.
Oh, it's too late.
She's going home for lunch. I don't mean to take a picture and send it. I'm just asking long or short stem? I wish. Let me see if my girl going home. Oh, it's too late. She's going for lunch.
I don't mean to take a picture and send it.
I'm just asking long or short stem.
They don't even sell short stem roses really that much.
They not them.
No, they not them.
They ain't regular.
We're going to see, yo.
We're going to see.
They got to cut them, put them in a vase, all that.
Oh, yeah, long.
Cut them on the angle, put them in a vase with the little stuff that come in the packet.
Yo, why somebody lying if they ain't you, yo?
Is that what I said?
Yeah.
Not me.
All Ish do is come here and lie.
Man America can celebrate Valentine's Day.
It's not me.
But then your goofy cronies run with it.
Yo, Ish lying, yo.
Yo, he lying.
My goofy cronies.
They're the same ones that say this part will never be the same if you leave.
No, that's not the majority.
How can they be my goofy?
That's not the majority.
That ain't the majority.
What's the name of your hive?
The Ishanites.
Yo, y'all hear that?
Ishanites.
They don't roll with the narratives.
Listen, Mel, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Some Pilates, some yoga, some-
Some feet stuff.
Misleading a man.
Smashing a little cake.
Definitely misleading a man.
All of the above.
Swag.
No, we're not going to let you get away with that.
You feeding him the cake?
No, hold on.
I'll be letting her get away with it.
What are you doing on Valentine's Day?
Off the toes?
She's still promoting that page.
What are you doing on Valentine's Day, man?
What am I doing on Valentine's Day?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I think... Okay. I'm... Valentine's Day will be the 14 know what I'm doing. I think,
okay.
I'm,
I'm accepting offers.
Four days.
Or sifting through them,
should I say.
What are you doing?
I'll be here.
Facts.
Working.
Oh,
that's right,
it's Tuesday.
Looks like none of us
are doing shit.
All right,
womp,
womp,
womp.
Well,
now I wanted to let y'all know,
because it's Tuesday
and it's Valentine's Day, with
the exception of Ish, because he don't celebrate this.
If anybody does need to take off on Valentine's Day, please feel free.
I don't want your jobs to be the reason that y'all can't celebrate love.
I'm celebrating this weekend, so it's cool.
That's so sweet.
She with it.
We got plans the whole weekend.
What about you, Joe?
Well, I'll be at work.
Okay.
I'll be at work.
I'm in a long distance relationship.
At the moment.
At the moment.
It's changing.
Is that about to change?
It might.
Let's go, Joe.
Let's go.
Stepping it up.
Yeah.
I just can't.
You a corny L.
I'll knock you out today.
I'm not even going to move.
Before you fogged out.
He was just talking all that bullshit the other day.
Fifth wall.
He was talking all that bullshit.
Like, oh, this is just fire.
Now it's going to change.
I knew you was blowing smoke in the air.
How many walls are there?
Oh, the long distance relationship is fire.
Yeah.
That's what you're saying.
It is fire.
And so it's not.
But we do, as a group, as a collective, we do see growth in you.
Pause.
And, you know, it's good, man.
Hopefully it changes.
Because you do need companionship.
I asked you to see growth in me, man.
Like my man Ish said today.
He said he felt like people need companionship.
Yes, Ish, you said that?
So I think that Joe is one of them.
Thanks.
Go ahead, get your shit on.
What are you saying?
You know what I said.
You don't know it, of course, because you don't want to be able to expose your feelings.
But you need companionship.
And I'm happy that things may change.
Four years.
You don't plan on leaving this house.
Nah, I'm not saying that.
Hey, baby face I gave everybody a smash.
That's craziness.
Wonder how much baby face got paid for this.
Because he put a verse on this.
Who's doing this first verse, actually?
Oh, that's John.
That's John.
He's singing on this weekend's song. In my heart again, you give me someone to love, someone to trust.
Yo, I thought that's dope, actually.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, Saturday, right, at the Barclays,
they doing that Lovers concert with Maxwell.
It's a crazy lineup.
The funny part is though
The niggas do
Rakim in it
That's funny
Is True Hurts performing?
Why is he performing?
I don't know
But that's funny
It's Max
It's a monster lineup
Yo
Rakim is in the
Lovers Valentine's Day concert
Which is hilarious
And
For the older people
Right
On the same night
I want to say,
or Sunday, check that with Ticketmaster,
at the Beacon, they got, like,
the stylistics performing with the Carpenters
and all these other old groups.
Wow.
Like, there's some fire in the city this weekend.
Fire in the town, fire in the town.
Valentine's Day comedy show shit.
I do want to check that.
I want to check Caroline's to see who's over there.
Nah, they got one in Jersey.
Caroline's closed down, Joe.
They got one in Jersey.
Caroline's closed down.
It's closed.
Caroline's closed down.
Caroline's is not closed down.
Nah, it's closed or closing.
Yeah, it is.
Caroline's has gone
out of business.
Ish.
Stop.
Shut up, yo.
That's facts.
It's not a fact, yo.
That's a fact.
That means,
hold on.
Three people say yes.
Yeah, but I'm going to check.
I'm going to check. I'm going to check.
Fact checker, you got to check your facts.
I feel like just a few weekends ago, I went to carolines.com.
That wasn't a few weekends.
That was more than a few weekends ago.
We came in here and talked about it.
They're closing after more than 30 years.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, they're closing.
Oh, my God! Yeah, they're closed. Oh my God!
Thank you for 30 years of laughter in Times Square.
This guy is crazy.
We're excited about our future.
We'll be sharing news on upcoming events and projects.
Nigga, I don't care about no fucking social media news.
Be sure to follow us.
We look forward to laughing with you again soon.
Okay, so you want to hear the reason why?
Yeah, I was just...
The landlord.
The landlord wouldn't come down on the rent.
He raised the rent to compensate for money
that it lost in the stock market.
That's why he, yeah.
It was all, we talked about it.
Dog, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's foul.
Wait, hold up, hold up.
The landlord of Caroline's.
First of all, why Caroline don't own Caroline's?
But anyway.
Probably for sale.
No, it's this Kuwaiti born dude.
And yeah, that's why he raised the rent.
That's fucked up.
So he got fucked in the stock shit.
And it don't say what he raised the rent to?
No.
She talked about it.
We talked about this on the pod.
She said basically the landlord wouldn't work out a deal with her with regards to the rent
and that was it.
All right.
All right.
Well, I'm sorry.
I forgot all about that.
It's a comedy show
out in Jersey too.
Eddie Griffin,
Bill Bellamy,
Smokey Suarez,
Adele Givens,
like some hitters.
That sounds nice.
When?
Saturday.
Where?
New Jersey Pack.
The Pack. New Jersey Pack. I Saturday. Where? New Jersey Pack. The Pack.
New Jersey Pack.
I feel like dealing with New Jersey Pack.
I don't know.
All right.
I'm fine to sleep.
And you mentioned Babyface.
We got to shout him out because he's singing America the Beautiful in the Super Bowl.
Oh, wow.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
That's all right.
Babyface looked like a million bucks All Grammy weekend
He looked phenomenal
Maxwell, Neo, Keisha Cole
Mario, Stokely, Blackstreet
Carl Thomas and Rakim
That might not be a bad show
Monster show
It's a nice show
It says Stokely from Mint Condition
Yes
What happened to Mint Condition? They might not be in Mint no more Well Stokely from Mint Condition, right? Yes. What happened to Mint Condition?
They might not be in Mint no more.
Well, Stokely has an album out.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Stokely has an album out.
That's crazy.
That's a lineup, yo.
It is.
That's a panty dropper lineup right there.
For sure.
For real, for real.
I'd like to see that.
A panty dropper?
Yeah.
Till the cops come knocking all right i gotta sleep
damn how do i say her name because she she attacked me last time i said her name wrong
who s-e-c-i-l-y cecily cecily I feel like I said that before and she attacked me.
Well, fine.
Cecily, friend of the show, or whatever your name is.
You'll attack me again if I'm wrong.
But she put fire out.
And I bought it.
This record is called Goddamn.
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From the passenger seat
Oh, baby, I have a fantasy
About the backseat
Backseat, baby
And you know how I feel about you now
I know you know it, babe, know you know it, baby
Don't, don't you make me spell it out, spell it out
No, no, no, you just make me spell it out, spell it out No, no, no
You just make me sick
Goddamn
Say his name, baby
Goddamn
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Oh, God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it to the fuckin' beat Do it, do it, do it
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Come on baby, come on baby
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Come on baby, come on, come on, come on Come on baby, come on baby
Come on baby, come on, come on, come on
It's hold up
Brand new music from Cecily, this record is called Goddamn
Goddamn, appropriately titled God damn. God damn. Appropriately titled.
In your phones and available on DSPs right this very second.
Girl keep putting out heat.
Shout out to her and her team.
Aw.
Aw, Cecily, I love you.
I love that.
You guys are crazy.
That sound was horny.
Shit was bananas.
Going to Detroit.
This is off of Cash Doll and DJ Drama's new Gangsta Grills.
It's called Back on Dexter.
The song is called Legit.
It's Cash Doll and Payroll Giovanni.
I'm in the D, baby. D, baby. called Legit. It's Cash Doll and Payroll Giovanni. I gon' get on gold after y'all. DJ Trevor! Nobody wanna be like you when they get older.
In the club tag team and bottles being big holders.
It's lonely at the top, but you don't know cause you ain't built for it.
My son's four, don't like nothing else but Rick Owens.
Billionaire ties, got a sponsor by Rihanna.
Thought being back is say low road piano.
And one night I used to make 26,000.
I don't wanna hear a sentence, you won't add another comma.
Drake, tell Canada I'm trying to be a citizen.
Let me set up shop.
It's right across the street from Michigan.
Shop is prepaid.
I'm about to come to school Christian.
I'm about to have a rep at Somerset tripping.
Still support the Pistons even though they ain't been winning, though.
I don't get the name because everybody see me in the ghost.
Fuck me in color.
I got marble on the kitchen floor.
Need a chandelier.
Hang my chain on the ceiling.
I live the life of a queen. Pinned cameras onier. Hang my chain on the ceiling. I live a life of a queen.
Peeing cameras on the crib.
Trackers on the whip.
41 millimeter wrist.
Rose bottles for my clique.
Whole team rich.
You would think I got it off the bricks.
But I wouldn't.
I live a life of a queen.
Peeing cameras on the crib.
Trackers on the whip.
41 millimeter wrist.
Rose bottles for my clique.
Whole team rich.
You would think I got it off the bricks.
But I wouldn't.
I'm legit. But they think that's a load of shit
Cause my kit worth a load of bricks, went from broke to rich
Wanted me a vet, bought one and now I'm over it
Bought the Benz, but this winter I might rover it
Tell that hoe get over it, I found myself a coder, bitch
Her watch tell you that her nigga really sold some shit
How I talk, you can tell a nigga know some shit
Can't show your face around your city cause you owe some shit Movin' by the hundreds, cubin' by the hundred Pistol by the stomach, gotta move right when you gettin' money Outro Music That's Legit by Cash Doll and Payroll Giovanni off of her new project with DJ Drama called Back on Dexter.
All right.
I'm playing something off Marlon Craft's new mixtape, Space 2, or album or EP.
I don't know what it is.
This is Human First. Human First. I've been healin' since before I knew I was hurt
I've been feelin' deeply since before I knew the perks
Short-changing myself since before I knew my worth
But now I'm puttin' bein' human first
I be tryin' not be vague when I talk anxiety
But it be so hard to explain somethin' that's inside of me
If you could easily relate, I wouldn't need to hide and see
Try not to now, but I got this New York pride in me
Got older, realize most my OGs lied to me
Well, they ain't lied to me, they lied to themselves
The truth is, with me, they's probably trying to help
Or they just lived a certain story they was trying to tell
Try and validate their trauma so they put it on another
Like how whiskey ain't all I stole from my, nah I can't do that
I try to give you all myself, blaze new trails, new maps
But there's just some shit that's better not done through raps
I spend too much time on these human zoo apps
Can't relate to how you eat and wouldn't make it through apps
With you obsessed with the capital, it's making it hard for me to do what I have to do
Used to feel imposter syndrome when I'd sing about drinking
Romanticized it, never truly felt that I was sinking
Then one day I looked up and I'm ten years in it
Now I'm wondering who draw the line between habit and addiction
Struggling with attachment, my heart don't got no Google Drive
So when it get too big or too much, I don't know who's inside
Approaching 30, built a career without suits and ties
Approaching 30, made it to heights, only few could climb
And who knew but I
But I ain't do it for I told you so
As the dinners with so-and-so
Hit the whole game with the okey-doke
They still don't even know it, bro
Tryna balance finding peace with the hunger to show em no
Water choppy so I row it slow
Thin line between obsessive and focused though
Lotta days I walk it on the side where I ain't supposed to go
Tryna move fast but mind's always open slow
The best that I could do is just show the growth
And it's happening I swear
I recognize me these days when I pass them in the mirror
And be pleasantly surprised this shit I happen not to care about
Almost lost wifey now getting couples therapy
Few sessions in but shit starting to get more clear to me
Hoping who I'm not, don't lose me, who I could be
I've lived a lot for others, so I'm feeling like a rookie, it's refreshing
As I leave my youth and speak my truth
And live the thought that I don't gotta be like you, I mean I do
We all just trying to find a space, so this time I gotta take mine
That's Human First by Marlon Craft Space 2 out now We all just tryna find a space, so this time I gotta take mine
That's Human First by Marlon Craft, Space 2 out now
I'm not really sure how to pronounce this young lady's name either
I think it's Libby Yonka and the song is called People. I've been drinking no alcohol for the past five days
Did you check on me?
Now did you look for me?
I walked in the room, eyes are red and I don't smoke Bangal
Did you check on me?
Now did you notice me?
Nobody will know the paranoia
Cause I put a smile on my face Now did you notice me? Nobody will know the bad or no ya
Cause I put a smile on my face A facade you can never face
And if you don't know me well, well You won't see how buried I am inside my grave
Inside my grave
Cause you see people, people, people, people
Don't really know you, they don't really know you
Cause you see people, people, people
They don't really know you, they don't really know
I've been drinking more, I've been alcohol for the past five days
Did you check on me?
Or did you look for me?
I walked in the room, eyes are red
And I don't smoke right now
Did you check on me?
Or did you notice me?
Oh, Holy Father
Oh, Holy Father
Did you have on my head.
I say, make you not leave me in deep.
Oh, Holy Father,
Make you drive on the star.
Yeah, who care no death for you?
Cause you see people, people, people, people,
Don't really know you, don't really know you.
That's People by Libby Yonka.
Okay.
I've been waiting, waiting to play a sleeper.
What kind of hippie stuff you got for us today, man?
Wow, Parks.
You like the hippie stuff.
I'm into it.
Right?
Okay.
All right.
This is one of my favorite groups, Little Dragon, and it's a song called Water. We stay in the yellow light, looking down
Can't so imagine us 30 years from now
In the same chair, staring at nasty songs
I'm the most little clout bread
Precious little toes You make change, wine and shame
Hold that day and never will it break
Let's go tell the world we know We have what we want
And times here to slowly roll Like a dance in the morning
Cause we are, you're looking like water We Cause we are looking like water
With our drip like water
With an ocean in between
Flow, flow, wind, feeling the space
That coarsen me
Living with the magic
This fully being love
Noble bad dreams
Everything I dissolve Into your grace Imagine this fully being love Noble bad dreams, everything one
And it's all into your embrace
Sweet release, turn another page
As we change what had to change
Never disappear, never gonna break
Crazy how you dream, la la la la la la
Crazy how you dream, la la la la la Crazy how you dream, la la la la la
Crazy how you dream, la la la la la
Crazy how you dream, la la la la la Let's go to the world we know
We have what we want
And the fires that are so low
Dancing in the water
Crazy how you're looking like water
Crazy how you looking like water
Crazy how you drip like water
Crazy how you looking like water
Crazy how you drip like water
Looking like water
Drip like water
Notion of me All right.
That was Water by Little Dragon.
I love it.
I feel so relaxed now.
Right?
I love that song.
If Belle don't take her ass to a spa?
Yo, go.
Go.
Oh, my God.
I feel mad at peace and at ease.
I was back there trying to fucking not hear it, but.
It was good, right?
You play mad, just acid music.
Yeah, it's earthy.
I do.
I listen.
My music is very like I'm tripping, you know?
I like it.
And I want to feel good, and I want to feel all the senses.
Can I tell you a secret?
Yes.
I love secrets.
Give me permission to say it.
You have permission to say it.
All right.
When I used to be single And I would meet a joint
And she would have like
Your style
Playlists
What?
I ain't gonna lie to you
Fuck you
Hey brother
Come back
Don't shoot jump shots
On the side
Hey when she had
Your playlist Mel
I mean I gotta be honest
Bag it up
Oh my god
Take
Write the pound down Write the pound Oh yeah I was Dominique Wilkins I mean, I gotta be honest. Bag it up. Oh, my God. Right to pound town.
Right to pound town.
I was Dominique Wilkins.
Okay, wait.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Killstreak.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Sean Kemp.
What does my choice of music tell you about me?
Or tell you about a woman?
I didn't say nothing about you.
Don't try it.
Okay, tell you about a woman.
You know, like, what's that say?
Oh, we can just sit and talk.
It says you probably got, like, love, live, laugh on your wall or some shit.
I fucking hate that shit.
It says shit like that.
Nah, like a tapestry, though.
Right.
Oh.
A tapestry.
A tapestry.
Okay, but why is it so easy to get the draws, then?
Because we can't speak for the Canadian version of that, but.
Yeah, nah. Nuh-uh, you ain't got to do all that. Because the right here. The love don't cost a thing in that, but... Yeah, nah.
Nah, you ain't got to do all that.
Because the love don't cost a thing in that, you know what I mean?
Not about material.
Not with that little baduism.
If you can talk good, you're going to work your way in there.
You know a couple things about a couple art pieces. Really, Mark?
You too?
That was my bag for a long time.
For a long time. That was my bag for a long time. For a long time.
That was my shit.
Fam.
Okay.
She got your playlist.
She's getting fucked.
Multiple times.
First night.
Whatever place I say.
She's going to love me.
She's going to love me.
Pretty much.
And you put some weed in the mix.
She's coming back out tomorrow.
It's over.
Coming back out tomorrow. She went home. She's coming back out tomorrow.
She went home?
A little Tuscan under the Tuscan sun.
Nice red wine.
Tuscan and I'm a tuck in.
You said she's coming back out.
She went home?
She probably drinks like a bourbon.
Yeah, she stayed.
She stayed?
She drinks like a nice bourbon.
You know what?
Movie to put on already.
Everything.
Wow.
Yeah, this little playlist Mel got going on.
That little Diane Lane.
.
.
.
Hey.
This is Rockefeller for life.
.
.
Anybody out there with that mail playlist, hit us up
Hit us in the DMs, back channels, wherever it's on, the socials will allow
Like a letter, y'all
What else?
Alright, man, another pod in the books. Y'all hold it down.
Real niggas might be turning up this weekend.
Hey.
Super Bowl.
Hey.
You know what I mean?
Don't even invite me to the Super Bowl kickback if it ain't no joints over there neither.
I don't want to walk in and see you and your cousins, your uncles.
Nah, what time the joints getting here third quarter that's when I'll be around
free you hear that OnlyFans verse. Harry, Harry.
You hear Ralph freaky ass in the back.
Harry, Harry.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Here we go.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
Please stay safe this weekend
Call a friend, call a friend, let them know that you love them and you care about them
Kiss your kids and keep the
raisins out the potato salad no I should be good this weekend Hurry, hurry, hurry Hurry, hurry, hurry
Cause later on we might be too late
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Shout out to all y'all out there
Do remember the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol. You might need it.
Going round in circles.
And I can't explain why I need your love.
Can't get enough of your love.
In the S.L. Repair.
You should get a hot guess of me.
Hey, Mommy Fronton.
Anybody do anything fun this weekend?
What's up
Watchin' anime
Nah y'all turn down
Y'all not lit
Superbowl
In the house
With your girls
And your candy
That's it
I'm watchin' anime
Readin' One Piece
You ridin' that
One Piece shit
To the world
Milk it
Yo once you find out
The fans like somethin'
That's all you on
Run for shame
Game's over
We didn't come to play.
Fuck y'all.
Thank you.
Round and round in circles.
And I can't explain why.
Can't get enough of your love. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And I forget love Please be gone Please be gone
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