The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 603 | "God Dad Did"
Episode Date: February 18, 2023The JBP starts this episode reading the list of reasons why women hate each other (12:04) before diving into a fashion convo as Pharrell becomes Louis Vuitton’s next men’s creative director (23:54...). A$AP Rocky & Rihanna grace the cover of British Vogue (33:18) and Melyssa addresses Don Lemon’s recent comments about Nikki Haley being past her prime (51:46). *SPOILER ALERTS AHEAD* Ice gives his thoughts on Ant-Man (1:22:09) and the crew provides their opinions on the latest seasons of YOU (1:25:05) & All-American (1:30:04). Also, Ice shares his experience at a recent comedy show (1:49:15), Part of the Show returns (2:12:28), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Fridayy - “Know The Truth” Ice | Fetty Wap - “Tonight” Parks | Rasheed Chappelle, 38 Spesh, & Little Vic - “Courtside” Ish | Dana Vaughns - “Touch My Soul” QueenzFlip | JayO (feat. Cowwa Bang) - “Matter of Time” Melyssa | Terrace Martin (feat. Arin Ray & Elena Pinderhughes) - “Beige”
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own enjoy the show now all right you went white buffs on them they learned you so you said you
gotta get it right wait what's the difference i mean i know what you're doing no don't try to hide
i see what you did what's the white what's the white he went he went got the real buffs buffs
or glasses that we were talking about i'm more that, but I didn't know the difference between the color and the frame.
Nah, the white ones
are allegedly exclusive.
Not exclusive,
that's just the official,
that's the buyer shit.
Gotcha.
Detroit gonna fuck with you now.
I see what you're trying to do.
You trying to be good
out there or something?
It's good to see you as well.
Good to see my brother Ice.
Ish.
Pink top,
bottom,
all around white watch vibes, huh?
Um, Papa Smurf, huh?
Papa Smurf right there.
Back, huh?
Fresh back from Adrian Broner's.
Nah, Joe.
He went back to his Crip Roots, huh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it was.
They forced him back.
Yeah, they heard that shit.
They heard him on the pod.
He was like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Come on, you down still.
I'm gonna let you introduce Mel, then I'm gonna go in on you. Yeah, introduce heard that shit. They heard him on the pod. He was like, nah, nah, nah. Come on, you down still. I'm going to let you introduce Mel,
then I'm going to go in on you.
Yeah, introduce the queen.
Big Mel.
You know the vibes.
In her bag.
Never the little one.
Never passed the prom.
Never.
He's annoying right now, isn't he?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we can't get too.
Let's get the fuck
So what up
It's good to see you too Flip
It's good to have you back
Good to see you buddy
Come on
Alright so
First and foremost
Your behavior
I didn't start the ball yet
But go ahead
You did
Your behavior is atrocious
And I'll tell you why
You know you come in here
Very cocky
Very different
Cockshaw is a word
That I learned recently
I'm sorry
Wait what's that
Pause
What's the word Cockshaw She know what it means Cock very different. Cockshaw is a word that I learned recently. I'm sorry? Wait, what's that? Pause.
What's the word?
Cockshaw.
She know what it means. Cock strong?
Cockshaw.
Cockshaw.
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means.
Mel, can you tell them what the music is?
You're sure of your cock.
That's one way of saying it.
No, it's not.
But also bravado.
Yeah.
So this is 12 Wall real quick.
So as you know, Joe's wonderful significant other is here,
and his whole persona
is different. Look how he's dressed. No more baggy shit today. Look at your man. He got
... Look at him. Fly nigga shit. He talking, walking around. You guys are doing exceptionally
well. Have his hands by his back. His back don't hurt no more, niggas. He pulling chairs
and shit.
His back don't hurt.
He helping. Usually when it's time to work, the nigga outside minding his business.
He's helping.
Flip, you look comfortable today.
Man, fuck all that.
Don't try to hype me, nigga.
Fuck that.
Come on, man.
This is my language.
You look good, though.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
And he said yes to anything that I asked for.
He's showing.
He got you a new chair.
Thank you very much.
That's what Parks was referring to.
That's all I'm saying.
I know.
Thank you, Parks.
We got to get him, CP.
Oh, OK.
When niggas be in love, they act different.
No, that's true.
My man pulled the whole couch.
He put his whole, I watched him in the bullshit ass smooth shoes.
He gripped it like this.
I got it.
I got to do it.
You want me to move a little more?
He asked him for permission.
Yeah, you were so stupid, but I missed you.
I missed you.
I missed you too, guys.
My week has been a little too peaceful. Too peaceful. It's good to be stupid, but I missed you. I missed you. I missed you too good. My week has been a little too peaceful.
Too peaceful.
It's good to be back and good to see you guys.
Thank you.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Good.
Is there any jokes that we cannot say?
I'm just getting that out the way early because I'm in a silly mood.
I'm reading y'all a little serious board.
Hey, viewers, it's the weekend.
I'm with y'all.
I don't know nothing about none of this serious shit.
I'm only here to laugh.
So who can I pass the buck to while I just laugh?
These are Tuesday topics.
Yeah, y'all niggas looking like,
you just healed the world.
Make this a better place topic.
PBS.
Yeah.
After school special day.
Who's running for Republican Senate?
Wait, what the fuck?
Catherine Bohamer?
What?
Nah.
Yo, Mel was dead ass.
She's like, Catherine Bohamer is running for.
I was like, whoa, whoa.
So who is doing what?
Yo, she's serious.
Oh, my God.
But we need a little bit of that, though.
How y'all doing?
Y'all good?
All right.
Straighter than 6 o'clock.
Straighter than 6 o'clock.
Oh, no.
You're taking a little extra off the top every pod now, though.
Keep going lower and lower.
Embrace it, man.
He can't taper no more.
Look.
It's too low.
He can't even taper.
Yo, just embrace it, man.
Embrace what?
Come on, man. No, no, no. Just embrace it bro. Embrace what?
Come on man.
Join the team.
Nah nah nah.
Nah it should look crazy bald.
He gotta hold on like in Vogue to your lovin'.
You gotta hold on.
Hold on!
Yeah yeah.
You gotta hold on to it.
Hold on!
What's wrong with you?
Nah.
It's you know you would look crazy with a baldy, right?
I probably.
I know you would.
I know you would, Is.
You would.
You like a, like a.
Look at your man hyping you.
Nah, you look good, my G.
A bleached, warm as chestnut.
Look at Ice.
Look at your newer brother.
Nah, you look good.
You do it, yo.
It's not a supportive ass nigga.
My bad.
I'm supporting my friend.
Sorry.
The nerve of you.
Exactly.
Well, how dare I?
I'm going to put you down.
Some of you niggas is extra supportive, but come on.
Let's get started.
What's wrong with this dude?
Oh, man.
You was outside.
You had your head between the wash and the dryer. Every time you hit the dryer. My inspiration comes from you Oh, I'm asking for the day
My head is about to burst
Just to come back to you
Just to come back to you
Just to come back to you
Oh, I'm just making sure
Oh man
Good times, good times
Good to see y'all out there
Hope everybody's feeling good, feeling great
Let me see
Alright Yeah Yeah
Damn, I wish we could pod for real
I wish we could be honest
We can't be honest no more
I salute y'all though, y'all been trying to bring honesty back
There we go, mic check one, two, one, two, goddamn, I need to hear I need to hear when these intros is happening
Y'all know what time it is, y'all know who it is, man
Shout out to the first and last time listeners, wherever you might be listening from
Shout out to the Patronis, potential advertising partners. We see you.
Shout out to the ladies. They're still coming in. Still coming in, y'all.
You don't appreciate the time I put into this love affair.
I couldn't let you walk around thinking it's alright
Shout out to you if you still walking around with that Valentine's Day blues
That one day could turn into a whole month of shit
I see you out there
Baby, I remember the way
I remember the day
And you used to love me
I gave you all my precious love
Anything you wanted
Only me
You didn't hear me calling out
Calling for you, my bad child
I've got all this time
You can't deny
What I'm feeling
Who I am
When I'm standing right by your side
Went through all the hurt and pain
And you turned and walked away
I remember
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I remember I remember I remember started, though. I remember the days we used to love.
Oh, she was about to go crazy on that nigga Biggie.
Oh, my God, Biggie.
Yo, she was about to.
Right after that little, oh, I remember.
You can't let them start remembering shit.
That's the problem.
All right.
Microphone check.
One, two, what is this?
This is episode what?
602?
Three.
603?
Three.
Time flies when you having fun. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, welcome to episode 603.
That sounds funny.
Of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and excuse me.
Yeah, crazy.
And highly favored host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Sister Mel is here, Brother Flip
is here
Fucking Library is here
Ish is here, Big Freeze
Ice is here, Parks is here
Poe is here, JR is here
Uh huh
Hey
Welcome
Uh
Look at my baby over there
Trying to spy on me
Fuck outta here
Erickson is here
And that will do it for the gang
Tanner's here by remote
Everyone here
Please remember
That it is on us
To think of titles
Cause those
I'm a little sick of those
11pm texts
Oh my god
If we don't do it
It will not be done
He don't know
Oh yeah cause he ain't In there Oh my god But If we don't do it, it will not be done. He don't know.
Oh yeah, because he ain't in there.
Oh my God.
But anyway, how's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
You're looking good?
Smelling good?
Feeling great.
Huh?
High vibrations?
Huh?
No low vibrational plates?
No.
No, no, no. No low vibrational plates is what you want.
Hmm?
Yeah, that's a good plate.
That's a good plate.
That's a good plate.
Low vibrations?
Plates.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
He said no low vibrational plates. No, that's what good plate. That's a good plate. Low vibration? Plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-oh.
He said no low vibrational plates.
No, that's what you want.
Got it. That was yet another prime example of women hating women.
Yeah, it might have been.
Yeah, it was.
Somebody sent me a list.
I saw that list.
If you want me to read it.
I'd look for yourself.
I saw that list.
I'll read it to you.
I took a picture of it.
There's a lot of shit on there too.
Some of this,
I don't know what it is
so you'll have to explain it to me
but the list goes
and shout out to you
whoever this is.
Women hating women.
Even the apple.
It started from Genesis.
Boss bitches brunches.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure
That's a fact
Girl trips
Tipping in the strip club
Oh yeah you potting now
She is talking to him now
If you ever want to see women hate on women
Just look at the women
Tipping in the strip club
Why what does a woman tipping in a strip club look like?
With her money?
I guess.
That's a good, that's an important distinction.
I think that's a really important distinction, yeah.
Women don't just spread the love.
They find one person that they like,
they'll diss the rest of the bitches.
They just like men.
I'm about to say, I'll do that.
I'm saying,
wait for the catch.
But we don't have to live
by those rules.
Oh, wait,
that could be
women hating women, though.
Like, if you here
to support the women.
Yeah, that's women
hating women.
Plural, it's a plural.
I'm rolling.
Yeah, no, I'm rolling.
Week tips.
Hairstylist
and no 4C hair.
I don't know
what 4C hair is.
4C hair is a texture.
Oh.
Sleeping with celebrity's husbands.
Kaya.
This is just-
That's it.
This is random.
Double homicide.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is either.
Bridesmaid weddings.
That was from Watchmen.
Wait, that's what? That's that clip. Oh That was from Watchmen. Wait, that's what?
That's that clip.
Oh, damn.
Double homicide.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Oh, the clip.
Oh, the clip.
Yeah.
I got it.
I forgot what show that was.
It wasn't one of the shows.
Bridesmaid wedding gifts.
Feminism.
WNBA support.
Oh, shit.
Facts.
Work harder.
Tristan Thompson. Oh, shit. Facts. Work harder. Tristan Thompson.
Oh, shit.
Queen Elizabeth and Megan.
Yeah?
Every time Beyonce drops.
Yeah.
Nicki versus Cardi.
Low vibrational plates.
Nene versus the photographer.
I don't remember that one.
Locations, Miami, Houston, New Orleans, and Cabo.
That's hilarious.
Nike HBCU shoe bootlegger.
I don't know.
Bridesmaids wedding backstabbing.
Yeah.
TSU basketball brawl.
Meg versus Kelsey.
Two-hour wash and go with no wash.
Trans women coming for Aretha
Oh shit
Natural bodies is for broke women
Oh yeah
That one started to gain a little steam too
This don't know none of these shits
Groom mom wears identical wedding dress
I just saw that
That was recent
Galentine's day.
Yeah.
Shamey of pine beer photography, shaming clients, hand scars.
I don't know that.
I don't know that one.
Coming to you as a woman.
That's definitely hate.
That's hate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to make the man version of that.
Can't.
What would men hate on each other?
Men hate on each other a lot.
I'm crazy, but it's never highlighted like, like the women. No, it's not. What, when men hate on each other? Men hate on each other a lot, yo. I'm crazy. But it's never highlighted like the women.
No, it's not.
Uh-oh.
Ever.
Ever.
Men hate on each other a lot.
Yes, they do.
And you know when we find out about it during pillow talk, that's when men are always griping
and gossiping about each other.
But it don't get broadcast.
No.
Because it would take the girl to have to expose the niggas.
It would take the girls to expose the niggas.
Niggas don't typically get online and start
doing no shit like that. Most
niggas ain't going to come to you as a man, quote unquote.
Today is a little different. I was about
to say, today is very different.
It's a little different today, bro. These new
niggas are women.
Your little talk is whack, though. These new niggas do all the shit that you just said? Maybe. These new niggas are women. Your little talk is whack, though.
These new niggas do all the shit that you just said?
Maybe.
The new niggas do it.
No, niggas be a little different.
A nigga's popping your chick, you'll go to him as a man.
I've been waiting on a nigga to come to me as a man for about 17 years.
They ain't never done it.
Sometimes I knew the nigga.
He still wouldn't come to me as a man.
But you would hear rumblings of what he's saying about you on the outside, right?
Man, come holler at me about it.
Only if the girl told you.
Okay.
So, Ice, let me ask you a question.
Describe this new nigga.
The one that does all the talking.
Describe him.
First off, this new nigga will approach the other nigga on the internet today.
I've seen it play out on the timeline.
About popping this chick.
Bruh, all right, you want to really?
Let me keep it above.
I was just on caffeine last night I thought the dude
was joking one of the dudes in the comments was like yo ice I fuck with you
but I ain't gonna front you pop my chick and I'm like it's the fuck out of here
man stop playing no you freeze nigga yes you did he started listing I like who
you talk about what's her issues he said initial okay I do know somebody with
that when okay this is starting to add up.
I'm like, give me her area code or something.
He knew.
My thing is, why he thought you didn't?
But that ain't hate, though.
You popped my chick, nigga.
Why are you bringing that to me?
Oh, true.
On a public forum.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're not supposed to approach a nigga that popped your chick?
Why would you?
Why?
Why wouldn't you?
Out of the live?
Why?
That's weird.
Anywhere is weird. Hold on, not aggressively. No, but you get to have a conversation. Nigga, the alive? Why? That's weird. But not-
Anywhere is weird.
Hold on, not aggressively.
No, but you get to have a conversation, nigga.
You fucked my bitch.
That's weird.
Why would I have a conversation with a nigga?
Why was that weird?
Y'all niggas don't want to take accountability for your bitch getting fucked.
Y'all want to hide from it, nigga.
You fucked my girl.
Nigga, what's up?
Let me ask you a question.
What are you talking about, dog?
It happens.
Let me ask you a question.
Some niggas is not scared to have a conversation with a nigga about fucking their bitch.
What is the conversation needed for?
What's the conversation?
Yo, she be getting you to gooch too?
No.
What the fuck is you talking about?
Not details, but you could get a clearer understanding of what happened, how it happened.
Why?
Yeah, you can.
Yo, I got her drunk.
You know what I'm saying?
I took over.
She started giving me the road head on the West Side Highway.
That's your girl.
Wait, I just want to make sure so the audience is clear because Flip may speak for a particular
crowd. When is this
acceptable? Anytime.
What's the purpose? Wait, what?
If you find out... I'm in the barbershop
chilling, minding my business. Let's talk about it. A nigga just
comes in. Oh shit,
Joe Budden, yo. I used
to pop your bitch.
The problem is you guys want to add
ketchup. And now that I just said that out loud, I'm sure how it goes? The problem is you guys want to add ketchup. Hold on, hold on. And now that I just
said that out loud,
I'm sure someone
has done that to me before.
You want to add ketchup
to the spaghetti sauce.
Stop.
We're talking about
if you were aware,
if you saw something
and you were aware
that this nigga and your girl
might have had something
going on,
it's okay to say,
yo, let me holler at you outside
and have a conversation
man to man about it.
It's okay.
Not aggressively
because you got to
check your girl
at the end of the day.
I've done that before and felt like a total sucker after girl at the end of the day. I've done that before
and felt like a total sucker after.
Yeah.
Well, not me.
I've done that before
and felt like a total sucker.
And the likelihood
of it turning aggressive is high.
No, not really.
Not necessarily.
Well, it ain't even about that.
You two niggas can't come to nothing
because she calls the shot.
There's nothing for you two niggas
to discuss right there.
I want to know.
Sure.
Without screaming,
what is the purpose of,
like, have you found out
that a dude used to fuck your chick?
Yeah.
Right?
Used to,
but hold on,
used to or fucked her
while you with her?
Oh, you tell me.
No.
What are you talking about?
If somebody is fucking your girl
while you're with her,
then there's premise
for a conversation.
That's what I'm talking about.
You talking about used to.
Oh, you said used to.
Oh, no, no, hell no.
We talking about back in the day.
Oh, no, no, no. You don't care about that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm going to bust you up you said used to. Oh, no, no, hell no. My fault. We talking about back in the day.
Oh, no, no, no.
You don't care about that.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I'm going to bust you up, Sajid.
Yo, dog, to be totally honest.
You sucker full of ass nigga, stop.
Stop.
If they currently fucking your chick, I don't see a reason to have a conversation with you.
Really?
I don't either.
Really?
What can you do about it?
Nothing, but you have a conversation with her.
And not for nothing, if someone pulls me outside and says, yo, you fucking my girl, I'm automatically
thinking, oh, he's about to shoot me, so I'm going to get defensive.
Did we go over the new YouTube monetization rules at all?
At the end of the day, you know, it's ego a lot of times.
A lot of times, you know, conversations don't go like that.
I think that, don't stop.
Conversations do not go like that.
If you see a man and you have a conversation,
like, yo, it doesn't always get aggressive.
Like, sometimes it really turns out to smooth all out.
A lot of shit. Like, yeah, yo, out to smooth all out. A lot of shit.
Like, yeah, yo, you know,
I understand they explain
and we have a call
because sometimes you can be able to...
What do I understand?
Chill out, man.
I want to ask you a question.
Why y'all niggas...
What's up?
Ask me the questions.
You saying that your current girl...
I need to get him in the headphones.
Your current girl...
Yes.
I get you, Prami.
Look, your current girl
is fucking a dude.
Your girl
voluntarily gave him some pussy.
Of course. What do I have to discuss
with this man? If he not my friend, he don't
owe me shit. That's one.
Your girl owe you the loyalty. Look, number two, I'm
going to take the nigga outside and say, yo, you
fucking my girl. Nine times out
of ten, if he a real nigga, he going to say, no.
I ain't fucking your girl. Me?
No, no. That's like my little sis. No, you're not. That's not a real nigga, he gonna say, no, I ain't fucking your girl. Me? No, no. That's like my little sis.
No, you're not.
That's not a real nigga.
What are you talking about?
I seen niggas say, I seen two gangsters have a conversation.
First of all, I seen it go both ways.
I seen it.
And violently.
I seen it go violently.
Right when my man end up getting hurt because of destroying the car.
And then I seen two real gangsters have a conversation gonna understand
Get the plate number
I just seen it into the car. What make a mom
I'm just saying me being around seeing it. I think people have conversations, but I understand that's goofy
I don't mind having if a nigga if I'm with I'm with a girl... I think we sound like Neanderthals even unpacking it.
Let's not use YouTube monetization.
If a man has sexual relations
with my girl, right,
and I'm aware of it,
and I ask him,
I'm not going to go up to him
aggressive because it's not his fault.
She gave it up.
He didn't take it from her.
So why are you even asking?
Because I get to put things
into perspective of,
you know, when it happened,
how it happened, where it happened at happened that you want details I do yeah this is my
son right there y'all these people that's what who is this nigga right there
oh oh I just wanna take his jacket off way before the broadcast You knew it was going to get hot. It wasn't hot at first. That nigga was watching y'all argue. That nigga said.
Yo, look at that. That's my side.
Yo, Ish.
Yo, Ish.
Ice is trying to do something to us.
Ice is not trying to do a thing.
Yo, Peepin, but the last few pods, Ice is fucking with us.
Us?
Us.
Ice is fucking with us.
I'm really not.
He's trying to do something.
I'm really not.
I'm watching.
He ain't slick.
That's all.
I just want a pod.
All right, come on.
Let's pod. What's up? What did to pie. All right. Come on. Let's buy what's up?
What did Catherine O'Donnell?
What happened now what happened no music came out right now none that I could see you on my
Drop we talked about we talked about this
It's February and it's still going and I'm using coming out March couple singles
March March
I usually I'm surprised because usually we'll get that one big artist dropping a single either right
after the Grammys or around the Grammys.
We got Yachty.
That was the closest thing to a big release.
I heard that album was dope.
It's a really dope album.
You heard it here.
It was him that said that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Elliot and B-Dot took y'all asses out to Utah.
Get you to the punch, buddy.
They're going to beat me every time.
I ain't watched the interview yet.
Me neither.
I am gonna watch it.
I'm gonna watch it.
I see a clip floating around.
It sound like I was right.
What's the clip?
I didn't see it.
What's the name of his album?
Don't Try This at Home. Oh, that's the album title. Okay? Don't Try This at Home.
Oh, that's the album title.
Okay.
Don't Try What At Home.
This.
This.
Try this, nigga.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm done, yo.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Hey, pick up the new NBA Youngboy album,
Don't Try This at Home,
and let me know what the fuck this is.
What might it be that he don't want you to try, Mr. Changed Man? Yeah. Don't try this at home and let me know what the fuck this is. What might it be
that he don't want you to try,
Mr. Changed Man?
Yeah, don't try this.
All right, what else?
Come on, give me something.
Where we starting at?
Congratulations, Pharrell.
Ah, ah, ah, Pharrell,
name some shit.
Head of what?
He's the new
men's creative director
over at Louis Vuitton.
That's dope.
And he's basically,
he's replacing Virgil. That's big shoes And he's basically he's replacing Virgil.
That's big shoes
to walk into.
Don't start, Joe.
I can hear you.
I hate this guy.
I hear you, yo.
I hate the music business.
I hear you.
All right.
Good grad, that's true.
Okay, so wait.
Do you think
No, no, no.
She right.
She right.
No, no, no.
What's up? What's the problem?
I'm just wondering, should musicians hold these high positions
in these massive designer houses?
Musicians? Maybe not.
Oh, so Pharrell?
Pharrell?
Pharrell, yes.
If they're dope.
Pharrell, yes.
Fashion shit.
Somebody who's been fashion ahead.
He's been fashion man. Yeah, it's a fact. For real, yes. Fashion shit. Somebody who's been fashion ahead for... He's been fashion man
since 1997, bro.
And you could be multifaceted
because you're a musician.
But in what circumstances
a title like this
been given to somebody
who didn't deserve it?
Often.
You said what circumstance?
Yeah, in what circumstances
a title like this
been given to somebody
who didn't deserve it?
Oh, too many to count.
Yeah, often.
Too many to count.
You ain't gonna say it.
But I don't know... At big fashion houses? Well, too many to count. Yeah, often. Too many to count. You ain't gonna say that. But I don't know.
At big fashion houses?
Well, that's what
I was about to say.
I don't know about
with big fashion houses.
That's different.
But a big celebrity
being the face of some shit
that they should not
be the face of,
that's every day in this.
Okay.
The big fashion houses,
yeah, I can't really speak
to the mistakes
that they've made.
This is, to me, this is new
with them getting in bed
in this capacity.
It's new and overdue.
I think they see the black dollar
and see how much Virgil really,
this is just me guessing and shooting,
how much Virgil meant to high-end fashion
and see that Kanye meant to high-end fashion
and they see that,
yo, we might be on
to something here.
Like, they really got a wave.
It's overdue.
Louis Vuitton is classic.
You know what I'm saying?
Iconic.
They've started to modify
some of them looks
to fit a younger urban demo.
You know what I'm saying?
The white bag
with all the colors on it.
The LV and shit like that.
They see some black dollars
that's being generated.
Well, there's some
floating theories
that say they took
all of that shit
from our ancient tribes.
It is.
I saw it.
Man, you be having
the same algorithms, too.
You gotta get off
my algorithm.
That's it, man.
No, I seen some other shit
I was about to come in here
and play.
Here go your name
all underneath.
I'm like,
this thing on my dick.
Why you getting on my dick? I don't know. I was there to come in here and play. Here go your name all underneath. I'm like, this nigga on my dick. Why you ain't on my dick?
I don't know. I was there first.
Oh my gosh.
This conversation's gonna be about to last.
Hey, Flip.
Let me just say something.
You know. You missed us so much.
I can tell. Look. He's smiling.
He's smiling at us.
Your teeth showing at us, nigga.
You dressed all nice. Ironed your clothes to get around us,
nigga. Hey, mute up for a second.
We can tell that you mad happy to be
back around, niggas.
Because talk like you was talking off the mic
when you was like, what'd you say? We put some big football
all pro nigga in your seat. That's what you said.
Damn. Right?
That was hate. Look, you didn't even want to sit
in the same seat.
You asked for a new seat.
I was hating on him.
I heard Mel was throwing young boy shots.
That's what I heard when I read, but I'm going to get to it later.
You heard Mel was doing what?
Throwing young boy shots.
That's what they were saying in the comments.
Mel was backing that thing up on him.
What?
What's up, man?
What? What did he just do? Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Take this motherfucker with you. Watch it get down. Watch it get down.
Oh, baby.
Move it, baby.
Watch it get down.
Watch it get down.
Oh, man.
I fucking hate all of you.
Order, order.
Sensitivity curse.
What am I doing? Yo, I don't know what happened, but anytime Ish goes, meow,
something is going,
that's not the way we want to go.
That's like when you see the powerful,
we're leading the bridge. Oh, no, no.
Meow.
He advanced the cat call.
He took it to the next level.
Cougar call.
We're moving on steroids.
Don't you dare make that a sound effect.
I will fucking kill you
Melissa Ford
Who do you think I am
I never want to hear him do that
I've been trying for two years
To get him to stop doing anything catty
That shit was fucking hilarious
Now
Where were we
Pharrell
Shout out to Pharrell
I'm happy
Oh wait Flip was gonna say this
Thank you very much
Very good CP
Adidas
is lost close to
almost a billion dollars
driving Kanye
and they're trying to
I guess re-engage
into something
or
revisit the idea
with Kanye
or something to that effect
I don't know
if it's gonna work
I don't know if it's not
I think the ball is in his court
if they do decide
to go down that route
with him
if I was him
I'd do some
you know
extra
extraordinary shit you know, extra,
extraordinary shit.
You know what I mean?
So they talking to Kanye again?
This is what I heard, yes.
They trying to revisit.
My talks?
They trying to revisit the whole conversation.
It's a whole different conversation now.
That's what I'm saying.
What do you think that he's going to do?
Nigga, I'm part of the company.
What do you think he going to do?
I'm just saying, if you're thinking about Kanye,
what do you think that, what route would he take? Hijack. Yeah. Ski mask. Hijack, I'm John. Yeah company. What do you think you're going to do? I'm just saying, if you're thinking about Kanye, what do you think that, what route would he take?
Hijack.
Yeah.
Ski mask.
Hijack, I'm John.
Yeah.
What the fuck you talking about?
They look so,
but a company like Adidas,
do you think that a,
no, don't look at me crazy,
a billion dollars is,
forget it.
Fuck the,
nigga,
this is,
now I own some of Adidas with y'all.
Did they not think that they would lose that much money?
I don't think they did.
No, they didn't.
Really? No, they didn't Really
And they
Now they didn't just
Lose their either
They lost with Beyonce too
They said they lost
With Beyonce
Didn't they lost
200 with Beyonce
We're gonna lose
A bunch of money
And we're firing him
No they said
To the shareholders
That yo we gonna have
A bad couple quarters
You know what I mean
Like I'm just letting y'all know
That we gonna have
A bad couple quarters
But this might be
Catastrophic to them
I don't think they realized
It was gonna be this bad
And then like I said
You factor on
They also lost with Ivy Park.
They lost a lot of money there, too,
so it's bleeding over there.
And they can't, they can't,
they're just saying Adidas is looking to repurpose
Yeezy merchandise and make financial blows.
So they can't do anything with the Yeezy without them.
Right.
Just for shits and giggles,
has anyone here spoken to anybody from Adidas?
You mean like actual reporting?
The fuck?
Yeah, do y'all hear us, yo?
There you go.
When do we have a fact check?
The game is fucked.
When do we have a fact check?
We killing that shit, too.
We don't care.
Speculation.
We don't have to be out looking in your window.
We have it right here.
I heard.
No, no, girl, take it away.
No, no, you stop that shit, bro.
I like that shit.
And we owe Adidas more than $2 billion. I heard. No, no, take it away. Nah, nah, you know, yo, stop that shit, bro. I like that shit.
And we all love Dina's loss.
You ever notice that?
Two billion.
Well, if Kanye comes back, he's got all the leverage now, Jar.
We are killing that shit.
But he does, though, if he goes back.
What did he?
He would have all the leverage.
Absolutely.
He lost nearly a billion dollars in merchant, in whatever it's called.
Sales.
You got it. In you got it thank you man
well it's clear that they don't listen to the podcast because i told y'all that dumb fake yeezys that y'all was playing in the cell trash man they hit the same without that
it needed a little bit of that.
Yo, here you go.
Here you go.
We don't stand with this nigga. I'm just saying.
We don't stand with him.
They trying to clean up the shoe.
No, nigga.
I need the sins.
I need the sins to get holy.
Oh, God.
That's terrible.
Yo, I want to ask y'all.
Did y'all see, because you know Valentine's Day was this week.
Did y'all see an abundance of know valentine's day was was this week did y'all see an abundance of uh
girlfriend boyfriend reveals through the close friends was cra Instagram was lit if you
watched it off no this was amazing I was having a blast okay what happened they post a regular
little picture yeah and then that little green one pop up and that's the valentine's day gift
the date the whole shit.
But then it go right back to the regular picture.
Like, oh, so you don't want anybody to see this.
It was a lot of reveals happening.
Hold on, you been...
It was hilarious, though.
They got that off.
Ladies was moving stealthy out there.
Yeah, they was.
You're right.
Very stealthy.
She's like, Dan, you got a man?
Oh.
It's cool
I get it
mmm
I'm with Mel
I didn't see
none of that stuff
I saw a bunch of memes
I saw a bunch of memes
of
like a group of girls
at a bar
talking about
me and my girlfriends
waiting on our niggas
to be done with their girlfriends
oh shit
that's what I seen out there.
And I've been around long enough
to know that energy
is always out there.
That's true.
But nah,
the reveals and the close friends,
the girls been going crazy.
Wild shit was happening.
They the new niggas.
Everything switched.
Girls running and shit.
Girls are running and shit
and the niggas is acting like...
What do you mean?
They wearing the pants they leading the relationship
literally
not yours though
no
okay so
you didn't see them
you didn't see they got mad
at the ASAP
and Rihanna cover
I saw what she had
oh my god
it was so good
it was so good
they want to cover
British Volk
so yeah and Rihanna is in the lead on the arm back I saw what she held his hand. Oh my God, it was so good. It was so good. They want to cover British Volk. So, yeah.
And Rihanna is in the lead,
on the arm back, holding A$AP.
And he's holding the baby.
He's holding the baby.
A$AP is holding the baby.
And they were like,
yo, this is emasculating men.
Because look, why is she leading him?
Nigga, she's a billionaire.
Fucking Rihanna.
What the fuck are we talking about?
They was hot.
They was hot.
Wait, who was hot?
Dudes? Yes. Women. Of course hot. Wait, who was hot? Dudes?
Yes.
Women.
Of course not.
Women was all champion and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go.
Shit was fucking brilliant.
Anything I have to say on the matter will be viewed as hate.
Go ahead.
That's okay.
Safe space.
No, not at all.
No, sir.
We don't agree with that.
It's the unsafest space that they could possibly be.
Anything I have to say will be viewed as...
I'll say it.
I'll say it.
We don't stand... I don't stand with... We over here at JBN, we don't stand... I'll say it. I hate women.
I don't stand with... We over here at JBN.
We don't stand...
Some of us don't stand with that.
Nigga, I'm not getting on a picture with my wife.
I don't give a fuck if she a billionaire or not.
Nigga, I wear the pants, nigga.
I wear the pants.
You're not on the cover then.
I guess you're not on the cover then.
Don't spend it.
You like shit like that.
That's corny shit.
That's corny.
I agree with the people out there.
He look crazy.
Shout out to him.
Beautiful baby.
But come on.
You holding the baby.
She's holding your head back.
You following.
That's what he better be doing.
She saved that nigga life.
Who gives a fuck?
He do.
Who gives a fuck that she saves his life?
He do.
That her money and influence might actually
have, you know, might actually
kind of turn the tide on charges
that he's facing. Man, man, really?
Maybe possibly. Charges. That nigga been trying
to put twins in person since that first baby.
He mad at ain't twins. So you enjoyed that?
You thought that the picture, the cover
was awesome? I'm not looking at the cover and looking
at him. I'm not thinking emaculation.
What do you see when you see it? I'm not looking at the cover and looking at him I'm not thinking emasculation what do you see when you see it I'm looking at somebody I'm looking at somebody who is incredibly
supportive of his woman and loves his baby that's what I see and somebody that likes being in the
back you know yo I didn't look at it as emasculation however I did feel a way with them saying
that that's his role because she a billionaire.
Exactly. That's what I felt.
I don't look at the cover. I didn't take nothing from the cover.
Right.
I didn't think nothing negative at all.
But when you hear the comments saying, yeah, he should play the back because she has more money.
I don't agree with that.
That's what it is.
Why not?
Oh, now we cooking.
Hold on. Hold on.
When I saw it, I thought it was okay
Until you read it
Hold up man
I want him to expound on that
Why not
Because I think that
A man could provide for his woman
Not being the breadwinner
Well sure he can
You understand what I'm saying
So
Cause provision is not only financial
So
This is one of the issues
That we have
And I think in relationships
Is that
Yo dawg We immediately go to the money piece And so when you go to the money piece It's not only financial. So this is one of the issues that we have. And I think in relationships is that, yo, dog, we immediately go to the money piece.
And so when you go to the money piece, it's saying whoever makes the most money is the leader.
So now and I don't even we say that all the time.
Yeah, we say it all the time.
We say that all the time.
I don't say that.
Yes, the fuck you do.
No, I don't.
Fam, I don't think that because a man makes the most money,
he's the leader of the household.
I think the man should be the leader of the household
whether he makes the most money or not.
Or not, regardless.
Excuse me.
Fam, if I marry Jennifer Lopez, or I marry,
fuck J, let me take J-Lo out,
because that's always my go-to, right?
Jeannie Buss.
If I marry Jeannie Buss.
She was all right, darling.
It wasn't the worst.
And Chelsea Ann Laird
ain't looking too bad either.
Yo, this might have been right.
Yo, you stupid.
But if a man,
and I want you to answer this too,
honestly, when I flip it.
As soon as you get off the ledge.
Yo, so if a man doesn't make
as much money as a woman,
y'all are all in consensus agreement saying that he can't leave the household.
No, I'm not.
Hold up, Flip.
I'm saying he should be in the back holding the baby.
Please use your big girl words that you are so well at using.
He should be in the back holding the baby.
Repeat the question one more time.
If a man does not make the most money,
he can't leave the household?
Question mark.
Of course he can leave the household.
I would love for Melissa to answer, Joe.
If a man is in the back of a picture,
does that preclude him from leaving the household?
No, it doesn't.
That's what I said.
It doesn't, it doesn't.
To me, the picture looks like...
He didn't ask that.
Okay, okay, okay.
You can tap it.
I'm for it.
You're wilding.
Then we got to go down the road of defining what leadership actually is.
What?
No.
She's tapping.
I'm not.
It's an easy question to answer.
It's not a fucking easy question to answer.
Define leadership in the household.
She's right.
Define it.
Because majority of the time, people define leadership In the household As monetary
As financial
What
Define leadership
By your standards
If finance
Does not come into play
Please
And then I'll answer
The fucking question
Got it
She's perfect
Because she's agreeing with me
She's just saying it
The girly way
She's agreeing with you
Exactly
Without trying to
Step off the ledge
And say I agree with Joe
She'd start nerding it.
I swear to God, I just
But she's advancing the conversation
by asking you a question.
So now,
so wait, wait, wait.
Stay here.
Stay here.
We ain't leaving.
Because now I want this
to go somewhere.
So now all of the women
that make more money,
when we start getting higher up
in brackets, right?
Uh-huh.
Let's say,
shoot a number,
300 grand.
Uh-huh. You have 3% of the 300 grand uh-huh you have three percent of
the united states making more money than you not even three percent of the united states making
more money than you so you are basically saying that once you get to a certain financial bracket
you're gonna be single for a long fucking time because it ain't that many men that make more
money than you well you can you lost me there you lost me if a man can't lead the household if he
don't make more money than the woman,
as a woman, when you get to a certain financial bracket,
you damn near going to be single because mathematically, there's not a lot of men.
We just tried to advance the conversation.
She just tried to advance the conversation
by saying, what's leadership?
But she could make more money
and just find a nigga that makes less money than her.
She don't have to be single.
I know, but that means that he can't be
the leader of the household.
Women are constantly saying, yo, we don't want to be, what is it, soft life?
Soft life.
That's what they say they want.
What if she provides her own soft life?
That part too.
That means that the man, we're missing the point.
The man can't be the leader in his household.
Women are saying they want the man to be the leader.
If that is predicated on finances and you make a certain amount of money,
you are damn near shooting at the sky for no reason.
But I like Mel's
line of questioning.
Does leadership entail
strictly financial?
And that's what I asked her.
Does a man making
less money than a woman
say that he can be the leader?
All right, so let's
put a safe in this argument.
Let's define, like she said,
let's just define
what leadership is.
No, I'm not trying to
make decisions
in the household.
It's cool, bro.
I don't want i don't want
hey let me give you i don't want to fuck up the pot go ahead no no no like let me give you a story
i had a girlfriend one time um she was a little bit older than her fiance maybe by about like
five or six years and she made a little she made more money and every chance she got especially
in front of us she would she would i mean she would emasculate the shit out of him
to the point where it was so uncomfortable
for us as her friends to be present.
Like, it was embarrassing.
You know what I mean?
And when it came to like, you know,
maybe a month away from the wedding,
I begged her.
I was like,
you got to really understand,
like, why are you marrying this dude?
Because it's really uncomfortable.
Their marriage lasted like six months,
you know,
because she couldn't alter that mentality of
I'm the breadwinner, so therefore I lack respect.
I run this.
You know what I mean?
That is a recipe for disaster.
And that is why I want to make the clarification
because I think that a lot of people,
both men and women, think that leadership
really begins and ends with being the breadwinner in the
house you make the money you call the shots and that is not to me where leadership lives and dies
it isn't so where does it live and die so your answer could have been no
okay if i want to be boring as fuck, sure. Also, what is really, like, what does leadership mean?
Like, is there a competition
in a healthy relationship
of who is running this shit?
If I hear a noise downstairs,
there's a burglar,
you are getting up with the bat.
Yes, it's not going to be me, okay?
Is that leadership?
Great, okay, you're leading.
But why if you're closer to the door?
But why are we forgetting
there's a lot of people in the hood
that we know coming up
some you know
one of them bum niggas
that get a woman
that works at a bank
or work hard
and they're fucking her good
and they still make the call
and make the decision
they're driving a car
they do whatever
they do whatever
she does
whatever he wants her to do
we seen it
we seen niggas like that
of course
ill niggas
long dick
the paws
you know what I'm saying?
It's true.
How can you pause that?
No, I'm just saying.
He's fucking the shit out of it.
No, for real.
We know a lot of niggas in the hood.
This guy's got a huge dick.
No, no, I'm just saying.
What else is there?
You can't just pause everything.
I'm just saying,
but you got to keep it real, Joe.
We know a lot of niggas
that we came up with.
Long John Silver.
That were bummed. And she was supporting his bumness. Long John Silver. That were bums. That were bums.
And she was supporting his bumness.
Yeah.
While the families, they don't get away from him.
She secluded.
We see a lot of that even shit today.
She got away from her family to fuck with this bum ass nigga who's driving a car, picking
up late from work.
Sometimes you got to take the bus and the train.
She make the most money.
Right?
He's doing nigga shit.
Right.
Okay.
Well, dicking her down does not equal leadership.
Oh, easy.
Okay, it just means
you're getting your back
blown out properly
all the time.
And she hypnotized
for a minute.
All right, but he's still able,
okay, when we talk
about leadership,
he's still able
to make the decisions.
He's still able to say,
no, I want to do this.
No, we're not doing this.
No, you're not going that way.
No, when a woman
is hypnotized,
we've seen that.
He might be leading her astray, but that's leadership.
There we go. That's leading her astray.
That's right. Still leadership.
But it is leadership.
I don't consider that
leadership, but whatever.
To end it off, I didn't think the Rihanna cover
was emasculating Rocky at all.
I didn't, but again, I just
read the comments and they was like, yeah,
he better be fucking bowing down, basically,
because she makes more money
and I just don't agree with that.
That's where my comments came from as well.
I agree with you.
Well, speaking strictly from an editorial standpoint,
he was never going to be in the front of that.
True.
Why not?
Why not?
Because she's the megastar.
She's coming off the Super Bowl
and they dropped this.
When Nicki got with Zoo, nigga, and they was taking pictures.
Zoo was in the front.
Stop playing like niggas.
Come on.
It's the type of nigga.
They wasn't on the cover of Vogue.
I don't give a fuck.
Vogue or Hogue.
Let's keep it moving.
Stop playing, man.
When Nicki got with Zoo, she put Zoo in the front.
Zoo was doing a lot of front shit.
Let's talk about it.
When Nicki got with Zoo, nigga, every nigga not doing that.
Fuck you talking about.
He just choose to do that.
That's a choice.
And we support him.
True.
But I don't think they would have been on the cover of Vogue.
Speaking solely from an editorial standpoint.
From an editorial standpoint.
On British Vogue, that's not.
If we're calling for Rihanna.
This is a women's fashion magazine.
Yeah.
That's true.
This is not.
Thousand percent true. It's not even a question. I respect it. Okay. There you go. Yeah, that's true. This is not... Thousand percent true.
It's not even a question.
I respect it.
Okay.
There you go.
Take it a step further.
British Vogue was surprised.
Hey, you brought him too?
He's not wrong, though.
He's not wrong, though.
We thought we was just getting you in the baby.
He's not wrong, though.
All right, well, let's design something.
You go back down the dumpster.
You stand over there.
You reach back, and we're going to send it a shot around you.
Oh, man.
Freeze.
Is that a rumor or?
Plus one.
You have trouble at all, Freeze.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You go back to your Twitter days.
No, I'm not.
Just if you do it, stop.
Oh, man, that's hilarious's hilarious but nah shout to them
I thought the cover was dope
I loved the cover
I thought the cover was amazing
only on the pod you say all that shit
and shit on a nigga for like 30 minutes
salute to them
beautiful relationship
I loved it
this bum ass marketing got me kind of rooting for ASAP too now I loved it. This bum ass marketing
got me kind of rooting
for ASAP too now.
I hate it.
What did?
This bum ass
all of his pictures together.
Baby,
another baby.
Like,
oh God.
I like it.
Oh,
I'm not a soft spot
for a nigga I was hating.
This nigga the fuck out of here.
You think he done?
They're a happy family.
Literally.
She said she wants three or four kids.
I bet he do too.
He want more than that.
That nigga drinking sea moss every day.
You crazy.
That nigga was watching her.
How many weeks?
How many weeks?
How many weeks?
Let's go.
I'm not mad.
From the same island?
Come on now.
I ain't mad.
He's from Barbados?
He's from there?
Mm-hmm.
I didn't know that.
No, he's not.
He's at least one of his parents is from Barbados.
Wow.
Does that really matter?
Mm-hmm.
It does matter.
Women.
Yo.
And his son signs this and her moon houses that.
They're both on the very same island.
And the Gatorade and the Powerade mix perfectly.
Yeah, man.
Or retrograde.
All that shit, man.
I thought you were talking about Manhattan for a minute.
All right.
They both have an uncle that's a Leo
They from the same island
Switching gears
Switching gears
Staying in the conversation
About you know
Men and women's roles
Etc etc
There we go
Get him Mel
So bust the rhymes
He was walking through
Somewhere
I think he'd just done
An appearance or something
Like that
Somewhere
And a woman grabbed his ass.
And he threw a drink on her, apparently.
Allegedly.
That's what it looked like.
We saw the video.
We saw the video.
He did.
He did.
Okay.
How do you guys feel about women groping you?
Like, does it...
Keep your fucking hands to yourself, man.
I've been groped.
I don't like that shit.
No.
A ton of times.
It doesn't feel good.
No, it doesn't.
But we're not allowed
to say that as men.
Why not?
Because you're a bitch-ass nigga
if you say it.
You're gay.
Really?
Yes.
100% yes.
You're gay if you don't want
a stranger
who just happens
to have a vagina
groping you.
Yes.
Yeah.
We're telling you as men,
yes, you're not allowed to voice that you didn't want that. We're telling you as men, yes,
you're not allowed to voice that you didn't want that.
I feel like you guys
Even if a girl's just flirting
when you don't touch you
and you don't return fire,
then you might be gay.
That is a...
Ma'am,
you don't reciprocate the energy
that she putting out?
That is true.
What's wrong with you?
You don't like girls?
No, I just don't like you.
That's an abysmally myopic
way of looking at shit.
No, this is real life.
It just happened to me last week.
This happens.
What?
They was grabbing you at the Grammys? Who grabbed you? No, not week. This happens. What? They was grabbing you at the Grammys?
Who grabbed you?
No, not the Grammys.
They was grappling on my man at the Grammys?
Oh, I'm about to say.
Come here, little loser.
Let me help you feel better.
Yo.
Take this handy in the closet.
Did Terry Crews do you at the Grammys?
No.
I'm not talking about the Grammys.
I'm talking about just being out in New York.
Terry Crews will not tell the truth, right? Stop. Stop. He's another one. I'm not talking about Terry Grammys. I'm talking about just being out in New York. Dog. Terry Crews will not tell the truth, right?
Stop.
Dog.
He's another one.
He's another one.
These niggas will not tell the truth about what they into.
Stop, boo.
Mel, stop.
OK.
No, thank you.
Nope.
Do not engage.
Do not engage.
I'm really y'all in this episode.
Let them go off the ledge together.
No.
Push that.
Hey, flip.
I'm not going off the ledge.
From a distance.
Terry Crews said, that white man groped me.
All right, come on.
Move him right along.
Because you don't want to assume that muscle-bound men can't be.
Dumb the niggas.
You would know.
How would I know?
They jump into your DMs.
Stop, man. You nasty for even remembering that. You nasty. You's what I know. They jump into your DMs. Stop, man.
You nasty for even remembering that.
You nasty.
You told us 77 times.
Yo, can I read your DMs?
Of course.
On air, like now?
Never.
My DM's corny, my nigga.
I'd love to read corny stuff.
Nothing in there.
Can I read your DMs?
Sure.
Not on air. Damn. Fuck. Can I read your DMs? Sure. No.
Not on air.
Damn.
Fuck.
I ain't got nothing to hide.
All right, in her head on air.
Can I just do facial expressions?
You can make it up.
You mean her making it up?
No, her reading shit, but she can't read it.
I won't say anything.
I'll just do facial expressions.
She's just reading it to herself, and we get to watch her.
That's lit.
That's lit. She's just reading it to herself and we get to watch her. That's lit. That's lit.
She's a little too excited now.
Stop deleting.
What you doing?
Stop deleting.
Listen, here's the thing.
You guys do not want to see my DMs.
It's all dick pics.
No, we don't want to see it.
You're right.
I'm just letting you guys know.
Okay, so
I'm just a preemptive strike.
Before you guys could ask.
Oh, that's a great joke there.
That's what I did.
No, no, I'm just sad to see that.
I only saw two at first.
What's wrong with you, my nigga?
You got to give her the phone.
Why you going to give her the phone?
It shouldn't be this difficult to hand your phone to somebody.
You don't have to read through them.
You don't have to be doing it.
Just hand them over, yo.
Now, the rest of us will just continue conversation. No, we're going to guess
what we think she's seeing. I already know what she's seeing.
It's corny. I already know
what it's doing. It's a lot of
housing. It's a lot of realtors.
Yo, you ever thought about singing?
Yo, you ever thought about singing?
Hey, if you ever start singing,
send it to me.
If you ever start, start tomorrow. Send me whatever
you make. Mel's face hasn't changed
It really hasn't
My DMs is corny
Tell the truth
They are a little corny
A lot of people
Mentioning you in their story
After you delete
All the good stuff
It's corny
For real for real
I ain't delete a thing
I don't know
I signed a phone for a minute
You slept with him right
You know what he did
On the way here
Oh you mean
He might actually
Be a good boy.
God damn it.
Don't call my man a good boy.
Oh, he definitely deleted that.
Oh, he definitely got to deleting.
No, no, no.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, he did.
I ain't going to...
Because I went into the requests.
I went into the requests,
not even the DMs.
I went into the requests
to see all that.
That's a good start.
You're not rounding my joy.
Like, should I do it?
She out the game.
I just went straight to the request.
She's not out the game.
She out the game.
She don't know how to do it. I'm going to let Joe call it. Should I do it? She out the game. I just went straight to the request. She out the game. She don't know how to do it.
I'm going to let Joe call it.
Should I do it or no?
What?
Should I do it?
Don't let me say it, man, because I'm going to say yes.
Do what?
Just yes or no.
Should I do it?
Yes.
You know you bullshit.
I know you bullshit.
All the men know he's bullshit.
I know.
You my man, so I ain't going to.
No, no, no.
Don't do it.
It's us.
It's us, man. It's us, dog. It's us. You our man, yo I ain't gonna... No, no, no, don't do it. It's us. It's us, man.
It's us, dog.
It's us.
You our man, yo.
Anyway, come on.
What Don Lemon did?
Oh, wait, we never...
Well, this is a very sensitive topic for Mel.
It is not a sensitive topic for the fucking Mel.
Mel cursed me out and walked...
She cursed me out and walked into the bathroom.
So this is sensitive about women passing their prime.
Apparently Don Lemon said that.
This nigga right here.
So give us a story, like what happened? Let's go, Mel.
Okay.
He'd say all that and say, let's go, Mel.
Nikki Haley, who is a
Republican, she has announced her candidacy
for the
next presidential election.
Donald Trump has announced his.
Rick DeSantis has announced his,
et cetera, et cetera.
Oh, what did he wear?
What's that?
Never mind.
So Don Lemon was, you know,
talking mad shit.
Oh, this was the reason
why he'd made the comment,
which has nothing to do with anything.
During a speech that Nikki Haley
was giving on Wednesday,
she basically said that mental competency,
I guess, you know, whatever,
should be part of the whole, you know,
should be part of the candidacy.
Like, if you're running as president,
you should have mental competency tests.
Because...
I agree with that.
I agree with that, too.
Thank you.
Okay.
Over the age of 75 so donald trump
is 76 and biden is 80 so after the age of 75 all um nominees should have mental competency tests
that is why he said something about her being past her prime that she shouldn't be having a
conversation about age because she's past her prime being 51. What the fuck does that have to do
with the price of rice in China?
Well, it's the price of tea.
Yes, and rice.
Rice and tea.
And rice.
And eggs.
Whoa, whoa.
Can you?
What?
Go ahead.
Is that what you think of
when you think of the Asian community?
You can't say that.
Stop Asian hate, man.
What the fuck was that?
That was bad, bro bad what was that about
moving right along
that's crazy
moving right along
for him to say that
what's that noise they make
this is yeah
this is the reason
why he made the comment
about her being past
her prime
at the age of 51
because she had
basically said
during her speech
about the mental
I'm just like
what's your
issue with that what does one thing have to do with the other okay numerous people talked about
Trump during his presidency as having dementia or having um personality disorders or having just
mental disorders so what does that have to do with her and her ability to lead is her being
past her what is the prime
we're not she's not saying hey by the way who wants to fuck me this is not what she's doing
she's running for fucking president why does his comments hit home about like you take it very
hit home no he's saying hit home like This is some Really serious shit
No cause you taking
This serious
Man no man for real
Talk to me
It's me
It's me man
Fucking touch me
I'll kill you
Sorry
Man it's me
What
We got signed
Why
Just tell me what's going on
Nobody ever
Ever ever
Mentions anything
About men
And their fucking prime
When they get
Around the same age
As a woman
Trying to do the same thing
That they're doing. Meanwhile, she's
25 years younger
than, no, sorry, she's 30 years
younger than the current president, and she's like
25 years younger than the former president.
My only argument is just talking
about the fact that prime for what?
Prime for childbearing years
or prime for president?
It was just a stupid comment,
and he walked it back, and he sounded stupid,
and that's the bottom line.
I agree.
Definitely sounds stupid.
If you look at this motherfucking office now,
I don't want to hear nothing about primes.
Thank you.
This nigga here.
The last two, really.
That part.
This one here, we don't even know if he's actually there.
Yeah.
On the news this morning,
they definitely just came out of nowhere
lying to us about how great shape Biden is in.
Oh, they always do that.
Yeah, they got to do that.
He's a perfect health.
You know what?
Just on a random Friday, just.
Yeah.
You know what?
Hey, Kevin Durant to the Suns.
Also, that Biden for an 80-year-old.
And he's projected to be at 84-year-old perfect health.
And as you know, that's the weight, that number he would be at.
Come on now.
Got a 48-inch vertical.
Yeah.
I got it.
I got it with the combine and shit.
Yeah.
Anyway, as always, I went outside and you guys stumbled upon content gold like you always do.
That's why y'all get paid a big buck.
What happened?
What did I miss? Come on, Flip. What happened? What did I miss?
Come on, Flip.
Tell us.
What did I miss?
Tell me everything.
Mel was, I figured out why the past day prime
was so bothersome to Mel.
And then Mel said, yes, you know what?
I'm going to admit that I'm sexually frustrated.
I'm going through a lot mentally.
HR, we need the lady.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
And then Ish said, well, you mean to tell me there was no nigga in New York that bust your chops?
He covered his ears.
I sat there and listened.
Oh, yeah.
I wore earmuffs.
And I was outside.
Yeah, he was outside.
I wore the lady.
I was outside, too.
So then Mel puts cream on her shoulder because she burned herself out of sexual frustration to feel the thrill again.
Wait. What? She burned herself with a curtain on her shoulder because she burned herself out of sexual frustration to feel the thrill again. Wait.
What?
She burned herself
with a curling iron.
What?
Don't, don't.
Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to him
on that last part.
Hold on, Mel.
Hold on.
I heard that too.
Thank you.
Ooh.
I legit dropped
my curling iron
on my shoulder.
But anyways,
I'm sorry.
Your version was
a lot more salacious.
But Mel,
that was the first time
then you was like, ooh. Exactly. Double tap salacious. But Mel, that was the first time. Then you was like, ooh.
Exactly.
Double tap.
Double tap.
Mel, it was a double burn.
It's two burns on the same spot.
No, no, no.
You're absolutely right.
Sexual frustration is definitely a thing right over here.
But what I'm saying is that Ish...
Everybody's called me out on it.
Shout out to Ish because Ish tried to get you to understand that maybe you should go back and look in Brooklyn.
To some old thing?
Yeah, go spend a block.
It's a nigga in New York.
You lived in New York for a long time.
I did.
Girls don't forget good dick.
And she whispered and said, well, they all left.
I heard that part too.
He didn't hear that because he was talking.
They all moved.
I listen to everything like this.
They all left or won the verdict against their power, energy, drink.
Oh, shit. They still left or won the verdict against their power, energy, drink. Oh, shit.
They still left.
They left the stratosphere.
Antoine, not too much on Mel.
Can we keep going?
Not too much on Mel.
Can we keep going?
82 million in the game in New York no more.
Oh, my God.
Can I keep going?
What you're saying is you don't believe this shit for one second.
Not at all.
Why?
Hey, Mel, you my nigga.
So I don't want you to take it the wrong way.
But it could be something else, too.
They might not have left, but it's a new crop in New York, too.
Yeah, these niggas out here looking for the Cubs.
You know what you got to do?
Right.
You know what you got to do?
Same.
Go find you a Cubs.
I said that.
You just knocked it when I said that. Zaire. You know what you got to do? Same. Go find you a, yeah. Go find you a coke. I said that. You just knocked it when I said that.
Zaire.
You know what I mean?
Oh, shit.
Yo, you knocked it when I said you was out here cooking.
I read all the, I ain't going to lie, I'm going to hate this shit.
I read all them comments.
They're like, I got to watch the episode.
They're like, yo, Mel was lit, lit.
Cat, that's what they said.
Damn.
I got to watch that.
I'm disappointed in you.
No, Mel was cooking.
She forgot she was even part of this podcast. Look at the Joe narrative. You can't call that what they said I gotta watch them. I'm disappointed you know she forgot
Yeah, I don't know about you miss my question always hating like no no no I'm with I'm with you I just don't want us To lose what we're talking about I like where it is
It's all kind of
The same space
I don't know
If you should be allowed
To misutilize
The platform
This way
You come in here
With this
I know this bullshit
That you're doing
This damsel in distress
Oh woe is me
Dick deprived
Daisy over here
Put that back signal in
No we talking about you Nigga Put your cape on Take it off Always me, dick-deprived Daisy over here. Put the back signal in. Oh, yeah. Look at that.
No, we talking about you, nigga.
Oh, I ain't.
Put your cape on.
Take it off.
Wait, me?
Yeah, you, nigga.
No, no, no.
He calling out.
I'm with y'all.
He's not calling her out.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.
I am calling her out.
He calling her out.
What are you talking about?
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
No, he's not.
No, he is.
All right, let's see.
He's on our side, bro.
He going out.
We know what you're doing.
And she's looking up
from the big book.
Look at you.
We know what you're doing.
Stop it.
It's over.
All these Knicks and Mets
and Giants and Jets
and the draft coming up.
Yankees and Mets
going to be in your shit
like, yo, what happened?
Guaranteed contracts.
Word.
You guys are fucked up.
You guys.
Didn't we just get finished having a conversation
about how finances are and everything?
That 84 mil got fucked up.
Oh my god.
You know what, Mel? That's just one season
for a mess. The professors are going to be in your joint.
But they too old. But I'm going to keep it real. Y'all don't even know.
That day,
all her friends sent her that
shit, bro. You got some fucked up friends.
Yo, stop.
Yo, I told me, stop playing with my partner.
I saw all her text messages, nigga.
Yo, he got it.
Look, look, look, look.
Send her a screenshot.
She saw it, nigga.
We talked about it.
Leave her alone.
Y'all got her like this.
Look.
Just for the record,
and I'm not trying to pander,
but I do 100%,
actually 200% believe
Melissa Ford to be dick deprived currently
I can see that
I can see it
but I can also see
a few things that
would not
be happening
you better
you better
they wouldn't be happy
I'll tell you
You better be on your best behavior
I'm not telling
I'm on Mel's side
I believe Mel
Not too much on Mel
Not too much on Mel
Not too much on motherfucking Mel
But yeah
No
And I think
She's
I don't think she's looking
To change that anytime soon
That's what I'm saying
She's looking to ride
She's looking to ride
This yoga bull to the
It's voluntary
It's voluntary
Listen okay Listen I am As long as you can stretch by a pool Pilates Who needs penis with veins That's not my choice. She's looking to ride this yoga bull to the... It's voluntary. Listen, okay?
Listen, I am...
As long as you can stretch by a pool.
Pilates?
Who needs penis with veins?
You're an incel.
I am not an incel.
I'm so not an incel because I'm not angry.
Involuntary celibate.
Is that what that means?
Involuntary celibate.
That's not what that means.
Yes, it is.
No, there's another definition. No, that's what it means. No, that is what that means? Involuntary celibate. That's not what that means. Yes, it is. No, there's another definition.
No, that's what it means.
No, that is what it means.
But they're angry because they're...
They feel entitled to sex.
That's literally what it means.
We're talking about involuntary.
Yes.
You would like to have sex, but you cannot have sex.
I'm going to fight the enemy.
There better be another definition of involuntary.
No, that's what it is.
That's the definition of the word that has everybody up in arms.
Involuntary celibacy?
Yes.
You can't get laid.
Listen, listen, listen.
A member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually,
typically associated with the views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active.
So they call it involuntarily.
Wait, typically with the views what?
They call us chads, I think.
Typically associated with views
that are hostile toward women
and men who are sexually active.
So they be hating on the names that's getting in.
So incels hate y'all.
And I think they call us chads.
I think that's the slang.
Dudes that get pussy are called chads.
You're an incel
is what they've been saying.
Dog, I didn't know that's what it meant.
I thought it meant something else.
I ain't going to hold you.
Me too.
I'm with you, dog.
I thought I ain't going to hold you.
What?
I thought it was like.
I thought it was like hotel.
You want me to tell you what I thought?
No.
No, now I got to know.
Bleep it, dog.
I thought incel was like.
Tana Park. I thought himself was like Tanner Tanner
Tanner
Tanner
Tanner
Tanner
I want everybody
Bruce Banner
I never knew
What the fuck
That's my explanation
I never knew what it meant though
That's what it means
I mean
A long long shit kind of
Wait a minute That's what it means. I mean, a long-nosed shit, kind of.
Oh, man, on the bottom.
Wait a minute.
Yo, man, on the bottom.
I mean, kind of.
No.
Oh, man, I did not know that that's what that meant. And Erickson, you can't have the camera on me
as I'm mouthing what it was that was bleeped out.
Yo, I didn't know that.
I could be back there sipping his little Red Bull.
Moody shit's off me. press one of the camera mp buttons oh man that's crazy yeah but back to my point fam you lived in new york for a long time you had some good experiences in new york i'm sure
and i'm sure if you are as do you know how long I've been gone?
And?
For like almost eight years.
No.
So I remember girls that made me feel a way 15 years ago.
I love this song though.
I mean...
Yo, you know what's funny?
All the real freaks love this song.
Oh, it's a part of time.
Oh, man, my baby mom, my first baby mom learned me something.
To that little diddly right there, boy.
Hey, yo.
Me and Cliff don't know what the fuck that is.
Well, y'all wouldn't know that song.
I thought you was playing Gucci, man. No, he don't know that song.
Oh, my gracious.
Holy shit.
Is it a song?
Well, it do sound like it.
The song is called Lick.
By who?
You wouldn't know.
This song is famous from that movie.
What movie was this song in?
Love Jones?
No.
This song was in one of them movies.
I love that song.
Let's look it up.
Menace, Boisner, it's in some movie.
That's where everybody can do the song from.
And it was on the soundtrack.
Nobody bought Joy's house.
Yeah.
Every part of me knows what it means.
But yeah, this is where all the freaks was.
Look up what movie this is from.
I'm looking at it. Yeah. So look, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know Oh man, let me tell you something right there.
This is 97, 98.
Did anybody find it yet?
No.
I ain't gonna hold you, bro.
J-O-I.
I know, I found the song. They just don't have it in the... Yeah, you see the soundtrack. J-O-I. I know. I found the song.
They just don't have it in the... Yeah, you see the soundtrack.
This is all I heard.
I know.
Oh, my God.
I was like, oh, yeah, you about to turn it up.
She's a very freaky girl.
That's that shit, though.
I recently learned...
Oh, I'm about to fucking get my Atlanta pass revoked.
But I'm down.
You about to piss me off. Why, nigga? You're not from Atlanta? I'm not to fucking get my Atlanta pass revoked. But I'm down. You about to piss me off.
Why, nigga?
You're not from Atlanta?
I'm not from Atlanta.
This nigga is.
You still about to piss me off?
That's funny, so.
Why would you be there?
It was in the Triple X soundtrack.
Yeah.
Triple X.
Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel.
That's the only thing I saw, too.
What year that came out?
Probably around that same time.
About 2000, maybe.
No. Well, maybe. No.
Well, maybe I'm mistaken.
Who knows?
I'm recently just learning just how many slaps Gucci Mane got.
Oh, yeah.
That I like though.
I'm not.
That I like.
You got a lot of songs that I like.
That should get your Atlanta Pass revoked.
No?
No.
Uh-uh.
Oh, okay.
I thought you was going to say some outlandish shit.
But no, no.
Like what?
I could understand a lot of people not really being up on Gucci's catalog like that.
He got a lot of songs that I liked that I just didn't know was his song.
So, well, all of those artists, like the down south artists or the younger artists too,
I'll be like, Ice, I know them.
He'll be like, yeah.
He'll be like, as soon as I play the record, he'll be like, oh, that's him?
Oh, that's him?
And he'll be like, oh, and this one. And this one. I'm like, oh, damn. Oh, like, yeah. He'd be like, as soon as I play the record, he'd be like, oh, that's him? Oh, that's him? And he'd be like, oh, and this one.
And this one.
I'm like, oh, damn.
Oh, damn, damn.
I just don't identify the artist
with the songs nowadays.
Can I go back to our earlier topic?
Not to dwell on Melissa,
but what age do you have to be
before you say to yourself,
yo, I just don't have it
like I used to have it?
you say to yourself,
yo, I just don't have it like I used to have it?
Not you personally.
Her.
But.
Her.
Stop saying her.
I'm not saying her.
Because I don't think
she would feel that way.
Yeah, she would never feel it.
She wouldn't feel something.
Oh, you're not in our group chat.
If you were in our group chat,
you know she would never
feel like that.
That's the problem.
You're misreading it.
She does feel that way.
Mel is going through something emotionally.
You guys don't understand that because you guys are looking at Mel, King Magazine Mel,
when we got to look at human Mel.
I believe the children of our future.
This is the Mel you got to look at.
She's going like you don't understand.
So you guys, I see the same thing until I really sit down and speak to Mel and realize
Mel is human like everybody else. guys, I see the same thing until I really sit down and speak to Mel and realize Mel is human
like everybody else.
Mel is going through
the same emotions,
the same things
that we all go through.
So let me ask you a question.
So stop looking,
stop putting your,
got you, I know.
Let me ask you a question.
Pedestal,
take off of it.
I'm napping.
I don't even think
like that for a minute.
Just as a man or a woman,
I think we all get to a place
where we feel like we're not the same that we used to be. That's true, that's true. I think we all get to a place Where we feel like
We're not the same
That we used to be
That's true
I think that depends
On a bunch of factors
I don't think it's just the age
I think it's some chicks
Some women
And some men
That look different at 50
Than other men
So the dude that might be 50
With his stomach hanging over
And he not in the best of shape
He might feel like
He passed his prime.
There's some niggas out here that's 60
who bodies is crazy
and they still out here wearing that shit.
They don't feel like they passed their prime.
Same thing with women.
There's women out here in their 60s
that look good as shit.
Do you feel like you're past your prime?
No.
But there's a lot of women,
like, there's a lot of women
that we put on a pedestal where we see...
At 52, are you going to feel like that?
I'm sorry, Flip.
It depends on how I feel at 52. You that? I'm sorry, Flip. It's okay.
It depends on how I feel at 52.
You know what I'm saying?
Like how I look. But you can feel amazing and still be like, all right, my prime was yesterday.
Because.
Talk to me.
Am I still standing?
Talk to me.
No standings.
You've been potting for two years now.
Find a way around.
I know.
Because it's a different thing for men.
A lot of times as we age, in America's eyes, even in women's eyes, we get more distinguished.
So I think at 52 years old, if a man carries himself well, if a man keeps in shape.
Let's keep it a buck.
Let's keep it a buck.
You know how niggas look.
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Am I still knocking them down
Out here or no
And I feel good
You said yo your feelings
Don't dictate your
If you
Out of your prime
If you feel good
And you look good
Why would you think
You outside of your prime
Your money up
Shit like that
Why would I
Outside of my prime
This is
We somehow bumped
Into a good conversation here
Yeah like why would
Why would I feel like that
Alright let me look up prime
just so we all work on the same thing.
You all are selfish,
but I'll get to it later.
You understand?
Mel, you agree or you disagree?
Like if you're 52 years old,
you still look amazing,
your money is up,
you feel good,
internally feel well,
would you think that,
yo, my prime is past me?
I think that decade by decade,
our perception of what
prime changes.
You know what I mean?
So if we are in our 50s
and we are of exceptional good health,
physically,
we are,
you know,
we still look very,
very well put together.
Financially,
we're doing well for ourselves.
I think that those are counted as wins.
You can't,
you cannot pit
your 40-something-year-old self
against your 20-year-old self.
What's the definition?
No, not that I found it.
And I agree with him.
Let me just say
I agree with him,
but I'm wrong too.
Because the life insurance
person ain't going
to look at me like
I'm in my prime.
Right.
True, but that's
a numbers game.
But ain't it
a numbers game? No. See, that's what I think. See, and that's where that prime. But ain't it a numbers game?
No.
See, that's what I think.
See, and that's where that prime should be.
I like me as an example because I feel good.
Recently stopped smoking.
Going on two weeks.
Clap it up for Joe.
Clap it up for Joe.
Right?
Doing all right.
But when I post a picture of me in my early 30s, late 20s, the girls be like, damn, Naj,
you used to be that nigga.
You used to be a snack.
I see how you used to.
And I'd be like, hey, but
my money up and I'm looking good. I'm feeling
good and my heart's in my... They don't
want to hear that shit.
That's their definition of what your
prime is. Your own definition would be different,
yo. But your definition
ain't what decides your prime.
Is Trump subjective? To some niggas, yes it is.
Get the fuck out of here. That's wrong.
I'm wrong with you. I'm wrong with you. We wrong.
I know I'm wrong with you now. To some niggas, yo.
I think society dictates what
your quote unquote prime. But yo, you don't
get just as many
oh shit, Joe, you as you used to
back in the day?
No.
No. Really? No. No. Really?
No.
But again,
today,
a man in his 40s,
I ain't even going to be
in the positions to get him.
To even know
where you're going to get him from.
I ain't going to,
but they might be.
We was on 27th Street.
But I mean,
are you even really looking for that?
No, that's the point.
That's what we're saying.
In your 40s?
No, but that's what you're saying.
You're not going to get him.
You're not looking for him.
But just as many women
might look at you as a snack
as looked at you as a snack 20 years ago.
Lunell just said she wanted to fuck you.
Who?
Lunell.
Why'd you say that?
She was on some show.
Who?
Who you said?
That's right.
That's where we will keep it.
And that was hate saying that in front of my girl.
That's where we will keep it.
That was hate, too.
That was hate.
She's laughing.
That is where we will keep it.
She knows.
She knows.
She knows. She knows. You know that? She knows's laughing. She knows. She knows.
What if I wanted to fuck you?
You know that?
Yes, she does.
Yes, she does.
Does she know?
For real?
Why ain't you tell me that?
No, you do not know that.
Yes, she does, yo.
She got to own it.
That was hate.
That's hate.
You lying.
That is hate.
What? What is everyone doing?
Okay, go me.
Anywho.
Yeah, like, I don't know.
But yeah, your prime, I think, is dictated by society.
Yeah, they dictate it.
That's true.
I think I feel pretty great.
I think I look way better than I looked back then.
I think some people, if you're doing the life thing right,
with age, you look better.
Yeah, like some niggas was late bloomers, yo.
Full transparency, they be putting up these throwback pics of you next to you now.
And me, because of what I like, I be like, I think Melissa looks much better today.
I would agree.
I think that.
Yeah.
But does society think that Melissa Ford's in her prime?
No.
Like, yo, some people was late bloomers.
Dog, I was 5'3 in 12th grade.
I was 5'3 in 12th grade.
I ain't weigh 100 pounds until I was in college, my nigga.
But you was 5'3 in the 12th grade?
I was 5'3 in the 12th grade.
They did not have to shoot you.
They could have just.
You know, come off that, homeboy.
They could have just roughed you up.
Yeah, let me get that
they still shot his ass i was like yeah high school they was trying to finish his joint ass
like a stupid god but also some people you you you know i'm saying you you mature different flip
got shot too you know i'm saying it's just a different thing my My nigga, I didn't wear 100 pounds until I was in college.
So at 25, 27, I didn't even have facial hair. Did you have an eating disorder?
No, nigga.
I didn't have facial hair and shit like that until I was damn near my 30s.
Yo, nigga.
I'm asking him.
You can't ask that, you idiot.
I'm asking him in front of a serious question.
It's them stupid ass shoes he got on.
You a different breed.
Half wingtips.
He got no socks
on the guy, man.
Oh, man.
He's stupid, yo.
I'm going to let you hit.
You're going to let what?
I'm going to let you hit.
I found it.
You're going to let him hit?
Found what?
Hit or hear it?
Hear it, nigga.
I don't know.
You're wilding.
Found what?
Because he did that shit
to you back in the days.
You try to get my man back.
His lady here.
Stop.
Let that shit go. You call police days you try to get my man back
You call police know it I didn't call police. I mean, I'm sorry. I let them in. Yeah, sorry upstairs right there
What we let me This must be right, hold on. Let's put your headphones on.
This must be funny.
It's funny.
It's hilarious.
You ready to do it?
Of course.
All right, you ready?
I don't know who Lunell is.
No Lunell?
I don't hear nothing.
I know who Lunell is.
Look at me, thirsty.
Lunell, you wouldn't collaborate with Joe on...
I used to want to hit Joe Biden. Then? Oh. I didn't want to hit you up on OnlyFans. You weren't collaborate with Joe on... I used to want to hit Joe Biden.
Then?
Oh.
I didn't want to hit you up on OnlyFans.
I thought you meant...
I said, Lunel.
Who the hell is Lunel?
I don't know.
I thought it said, Nunu Nails.
I heard the Nunu Nails.
I was going to say, Nunu Nails, what?
No, I said...
I didn't know what you said. Hey, you No, I said Nunu Nails. I ain't going to smack this shit out of you.
Hey, you know what you said?
Yo, flip, flip.
Hey!
What?
What did that say?
Stop!
He didn't know who Lunel was, so it showed him.
Yo, I'm going to fight y'all, man.
Yo, I ain't going to lie.
You crazy.
You know what you said?
I thought that's what he said.
He said, you know what?
He said, how you ain't know I won't win?
I won't win.
He tricked me, right?
You heard him?
Lunel.
That's funny, son.
That was funny.
How you know I won't win?
She said she used to want to beat.
Yeah.
Yo, Joe's crazy.
Durn Colton.
Not no more because I'm mean, right?
Yeah.
Aw.
Yo, my girl loves that.
Can I just say that?
Let me say that part.
And y'all girls love it too.
Whatever misconceptions
exist about y'all,
they love that they exist.
Anything to keep them away.
Anything to keep.
Oh, yeah.
She love that people think
I'm the meanest, most.
My girl love the fact
that motherfuckers hate me.
She love it.
Love it.
Yeah, it ain't gonna be
on you like that yet.
I know what your favorite one is
Shut the fuck up
Who that?
I'm steady here man
We not talking
Enough
We don't have to
Let's just move on
You okay man?
I'm fine
Okay
Just make sure
Oh man that's funny
My job as your coach
Mel ain't gonna go through
The summer with this
Dickless Daisy shit she on
Mel not going through the week
Listen let me tell you
And let me shut up Cause the audience I tell you You ain't being to go through the summer with this dickless daisy shit she on. Mel not going through the week. Listen, let me tell you. And let me shut up because the audience.
I tell you.
You ain't being nasty.
Let me motherfucking tell you something, okay?
Y'all can post up all the pictures of me in my 20s and 30s, all you motherfucking want, okay?
I don't care.
I love looking at them and check what I'm going.
I am going to kill motherfuckers this summer, okay?
Kill them.
I am going to kill motherfuckers this summer.
Okay?
Kill them.
I'm going to be walking in here in my shorty ass shorts and high heels on, tits up.
In the parkers.
Exactly.
In the parkers.
Exactly.
So get the skits ready.
Okay?
Remember that scene in Friday where she's watering the lawn?
Let's do that shit.
Okay?
Oh, y'all done got male turns.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all piss me off.
What the hell? Don't fucking talk to me about Yusta and my love of God. Nah, them reddit n'all done got male turns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all piss me off. What the hell?
Y'all fucking talk to me
about Yusta
and my love of
Nah, don't be ready,
niggas done made her man.
Summer body loading, right?
Summer body
motherfucking loading.
Listen, when you come
into JVN
And Windsor body
is fine as fuck, too.
When you come into JVN,
this is what happens.
Okay, y'all don't even know.
Yo, y'all don't let,
y'all don't even.
When she was at that
bullshit over there in California,
she wasn't getting this.
It was corporate.
Now she back, she back in the hood.
Nigga, just take a screenshot and do it before that.
She didn't have to go through that in California.
The Jamie, the Jamie, he got this.
She was a model in the years.
She was like, I haven't had to go through this in years.
Pilates body loading.
Thank y'all.
She was over there.
They wasn't paying her body no mind.
They wasn't.
Hello, Melissa.
Hello.
Welcome.
Welcome to, let's talk about health.
I did a keto diet. You want a quinoa salad?
You want a quinoa salad? You want a quinoa salad?
Now she in here,
this nigga's like,
bye bye,
she can't.
This nigga's barbecue chicken.
Yo,
barbecue chicken.
Chill,
man.
Nigga's like,
yo,
you fucking,
I know you got a nigga
in New York.
Nigga,
you down.
Brooklyn Chopouts,
oh man.
Brooklyn Chopouts.
It's a very different
fucking conversation here.
I know it is.
I know it is. You ain't got nobody dicking you down. I know you got something you can spend a block on. Oh, man. It's a very different fucking conversation. I know it is. I know it is.
You ain't got nobody
dicking you down.
I know you got something
you can spin the block on.
Oh, yo.
Um, no.
Oh, man.
No block being spun.
No block being spun.
I don't know if you wanted to,
but you just choose not to.
Just say it.
In cell.
No, I...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I am voluntarily...
I'm judging y'all
for even saying it. Now that I know what that means, no, no, no. I am voluntarily. I'm judging y'all for even saying it.
Now that I know what that means.
Y'all are crazy.
I didn't know y'all.
I am voluntary.
I'm voluntary.
You're a valsal.
Insel.
I'm voluntary.
You're a valsal.
Until I find the motherfucking dick I want to spin on, I am voluntary.
Okay.
That's it.
Or insel is just a.
Yo, did you say spit?
An NPC.
No.
She said spin or spit
Both
Oh
Moving right along
Moving right along
Moving right along
Alright
Pharrell
Busta
Travis Kelsey
The host
SNL
Why is that up there
During Black History Month
Don Lemon
Did some shit
Niggas robbed Nike
Sad news
Sad news Niggas robbed Nike. Sad news, sad news.
Niggas robbed Nike warehouse.
Yo, my little man with the lightning bolt is counter-storing Nike.
That's right.
Okay.
That's right.
Nah, we didn't take your shit.
You wrong.
Prove it.
Hey, yeah.
Prove we took your shit.
Prove it Prove it to this shit
Cause our team of lawyers say that
These 19 facts about this sneaker
Are different from whatever you talking about
Now how that holds up we shall see
He's counter suing Nike
I like that
I love that
But I mean Nike
That nigga money long
His money's long
Because Nike can sue him into submission.
That's what I'm talking about.
But they did already.
Nike sued him.
No, but I mean like
To counter sue
you gotta have some long
spanky to counter sue.
Yeah.
Them niggas have dragged
that shit on with
For years.
I see what she's saying.
Yeah.
But even
but throughout the course
I love the bravado.
But throughout the course
of the lawsuit
I can still sell my shit.
Unless there's something written in there.
And I got a lawyer in here that might think
we got a shot at this shit.
So hey, look, if I'm counter-suing and we win something,
I get paid out of that.
That's true.
So yeah, I'll run the marathon with you.
All right, so in other news,
I went to see Ant-Man yesterday.
What happened, man? What Ant-Man yesterday. What happened, man?
What Ant-Man did?
What happened?
Oh, and as soon as you finish, I got a review on something that I want to give, too.
Okay, because Marvel really, really, really, like, they put a lot of stock into Jonathan Majors as Kang.
Smoked it.
Yeah, because they're going to do a whole backstory on him.
No, he is what the first maybe 15 Marvel movies were,
how they led up to the whole Thanos thing.
This is him going forward.
He is that villain for the foreseeable future.
But this movie, I'm thinking maybe I'm outgrowing Marvel.
I'm thinking that's what it is.
Not you. No, you got to think about it, though I'm thinking that's what it is. Not you.
No, you got to think about it, though.
It's been 15 years of movies.
It has.
So if you look at from then to now,
they still trying to put the...
It's like they're not trying as much anymore.
They going for the cheap jokes.
I was damn near about to fall asleep in this movie.
I know what's going on.
The Flash trailer got me, too.
When we see Keanu, we saw Flash trailer guys.
Flash was all right.
Flash.
My nigga, did you see the original Batman?
DC could really do something.
Did you see fucking Michael Keaton?
Michael Keaton.
Did you see Michael Keaton, nigga?
Bruh.
I almost caught a heart attack.
DC could really.
And got a tattoo, right?
Mike.
You hating that? Michael Keaton. Hold on. You got a tattoo, right? Of Mike?
Hold on, you got a tattoo on your ankle, nigga.
Stop it. Chill out, sucker.
My fault.
Michael Keaton. Yeah, shout out.
I was even,
bro, DC, if they do it right,
could steal you away from Marvel. I watch all the shit, but I'm just saying
they could really make
some ground.
They could make some ground. They could make some ground.
The Flash trailer was that good, though, Joe.
Flash looked good.
The Flash trailer was just that good.
I don't want to, because everybody's been hitting me up asking me.
I'm not trying to spoil it, but I was definitely underwhelmed by this movie.
I was super looking.
I don't even want to do that.
I would have never expected that from you.
I don't want to do that no more.
I'm just looking at you.
It was that bad?
I know, I know.
I'm just putting sauce on it.
I just was under,
like Ant-Man movies
in the timeline of the MCU
usually be the one.
Like they don't be the most popular,
but in terms of the story,
he fills in some major shit every time.
Like this time,
it's just introducing Kang,
showing who he's going to be going forward.
Cool, I get it.
But overall,
this shit wasn't it, bro.
The arrogance of humans.
How much do you want the ant to do?
No, fam.
Joe, they're 3,000 times stronger than their body.
Oh, God.
Colonies.
Oh, God.
Ant man.
I was mad.
Hey.
Are you finished?
Because you reminded me about a few things
I want to steal off on now.
Netflix.
I don't care where Joe works at.
I ain't watching it.
I started falling asleep during that shit.
I'm not watching that shit.
I'm not watching it.
I started falling asleep during that shit.
That shit was terrible.
You.
Joe or you.
You.
You.
Season four.
The series you.
You.
I didn't watch last season.
Me neither.
The guy that killed somebody because he loved somebody else.
Fucking stalker.
Pansy Dexter.
Pansy Dexter.
It is.
It is.
Was it good at all at one point?
Yes.
Season one was good.
Season one was good.
But season one was good and this is why I hate when a sleeper is a hit.
They just kind of snuck that out, and it was a smash.
Well, I think they bought it from someone else.
Someone else didn't want to pick it up or whatever,
so they snatched it up and put it on their shit.
Yeah, and we reacted to it instantly,
and then they said, all right, we rocking with it.
And that's usually what happens, though.
When it's some new shit that's completely left field,
like you don't know what to expect,
and it blow your mind, it's like, oh, okay, cool.
Now they just like, all right,
this shit became an instant hit.
We gotta milk it again, boss.
And what you talking about with Ant-Man,
I saw that on season two of You,
and I was finished from that point.
Then he went and got a little killer white girlfriend.
I'm done.
Everything now is universe.
Now he got a job, I'm cool.
Everything is universe.
If you look at it, all of these,
even the video games, the shows,
everything is we want this to live forever.
We want to be able to spin off and add a character here.
And now there's another whole story over here.
I'm a little tired of the universe.
I'm tired of the universe.
I'm tired of the universe.
I'm tired of the universe.
Oh, no.
Let me get back into some universe stuff.
I am legend, too.
I knew you had some hate for this one.
As you should.
Hate?
I think I predicted this.
He did.
You did.
This is exactly what I said would happen. So, I mean, if I had hate, it's gone. I knew that they would predicted this. He did. You did. This is exactly what I said would happen.
So, I mean, if I had A, it's gone.
I knew that they would do this.
Will Smith not in it.
Yes, he is.
He's the mentor.
You know, he in there putting Vaseline all over him.
And look, let me tell you the way they did it.
Let me tell you the way they did it.
I don't even want to hear it.
No, listen.
There's an alternate ending to the first I Am Legend that was on like the DVD blu-ray and all that they're gonna use that ending as now
I am legend wasn't even that could have afflicted so they just changed the ending to be respin it like into some shit else
It was it was um, it was cool. Neither was Garvey's
Yeah, that shit popped up on my whatever I was, HBO, YouTube.
Scarface, the original?
No, the second one.
The real, the popular one.
Joe is nuts.
The one that you...
The original ones were like the 50s.
The redo in the 80s.
Al Pacino, the 79, 81.
I didn't know that
yeah
and that's why
that's why I'm not mad at remakes
that right there
what you just did
a lot of people don't know
that they
the movies that they're remaking
from the 80s and 90s
they don't know
they don't know
my nigga
Joe is crazy
yeah nobody knew
no Scarface is mid
we didn't know
there was a house party
without LeBron
oh shit they're trying to take his Miami ring bro Scarface is mid. We didn't know there was a house party without LeBron. Oh, shit.
They're trying to take his Miami ring.
Bro.
Somebody got to fight me over that.
You.
That shit was bad.
No.
Big no from me.
What else am I going off of?
I got some shit now.
Oh, yeah.
More on the whites.
Yo.
Yo.
There is a white culture that if y'all I wish y'all would
talk about it more so I'm watching
Stolen Youth on Hulu
I was gonna watch that
it's phenomenal so far
this is
the greatest shit ever
and that's rude
what is it about
that's insensitive
it's horrible
but only these white people a girl What is it about? Stop. That's insensitive. It's not. It's horrible.
But only these white people, yo.
A girl is in college.
The movie is about a girl who dad got all the girlfriends
to join a sex cult.
And the way that this guy gets this off
and the greatest part and not so greatest part.
They're going to clip this and kill me.
Is these stupid ass kids is in the dock talking through their actions.
They telling you.
Yeah.
When he did that, that probably when he started living at the dorm, I didn't think it was a big deal.
He was very helpful helpful we were college kids
he started making steak
he gave great advice
he was a father figure
for all of us
he was everything
we needed
oh shit
you just
it's only three episodes
I had some drugs
so I'm gonna keep
it's only three episodes
so it's a documentary
called Stolen Youth
Inside the Cult at Sarah Lawrence.
It's an exploration of the Sarah Lawrence cult's origins in 2010 on the Sarah Lawrence campus
until its recent demise when the last members find their own paths to survival.
I didn't know it was a true story.
Yeah.
Well, doc normally means.
Yeah, I didn't know it was a doc.
Let me get some hate off, since we on TV show hate.
You just reminded me
when you said father figure.
Hey, fuck y'all All-American,
the TV show.
Y'all really didn't have to do that.
I'm not going to spoil it.
I know y'all don't watch it.
I don't even know what that show is.
I love All-American.
What, they wrote okay digs?
Yeah, the new season.
The new season,
this is like 10 episodes
of the new season already.
What's All-American, though?
Like guy wrestlers?
Nah. It's a true story. It's based on I like guy wrestlers Loosely based on a true story
So it's not based on true story. No kid was from Compton loosely based and uh, he was he was from Compton
He was all-american of football and then his dad's boy. Yo, they know how to get us now his dad's
Move to Beverly Hills.
I mean, was living in Beverly Hills,
so he went to go stay in Beverly Hills.
So he basically started living a life
between Compton and Beverly Hills,
Compton and Beverly Hills,
but he was really playing football.
It's based on the nigga that made the league and everything.
And it just basically shows you two different,
well shit is kinda dope, to be honest with you.
It shows you two different worlds.
They did some bullshit this last episode, dog.
Some supreme bullshit. I'm not gonna spoil it. Taye Diggs, right? I just said I'm not going to spoil it. It shows you two different worlds. They did some bullshit this last episode, dog. Some supreme bullshit.
I'm not going to spoil it.
Taye Diggs, right?
I just said I'm not going to spoil it.
That means me saying I'm not going to say what happened.
It was bullshit.
They wrote off Taye Diggs.
If they did, that's terrible.
Terrible, dog.
Damn it.
April wins again.
Stop.
Stop.
Don't ask.
Oh, another one bites the dust damn it that April I told y'all that I wasn't here for good opinions and things sorry sorry don't worry about it just saying
I think it's only doing the secret shit. It ain't secret shit, my nigga.
I ain't no messy nigga.
Yes, we are.
I said I ain't.
Oh, I am.
No, you are.
I'm king of the mess.
No, they still on my ass for saying I'm glad I'm a nigga.
I love watching niggas fail.
They are on me, boy.
Was that as bad?
Is that as bad as it sounds?
That shit got a lot of blogs. They on your ass. They are on me, boy. Was that as bad? Is that as bad as it sounds? That shit got a lot of blogs.
They on your ass.
They are on me.
And you brought up statistics.
He said, it's not me saying it.
80% of you.
I'm listening to this nigga like, he brought up facts.
And you still mad that he said it with the facts that he brought up that he presented?
No, it's a fact.
I'm glad that fact exists.
Because you know how many podcasts was coming out?
It was 100, it was a hundred thousand
podcasts a day
they couldn't keep up
with that clip
she said she
you know she had lip service
and she was telling Mike
she did an interview
with Math on her show
and she said
Angela Yee is
cloud chasing
my comment didn't have
nothing to do with her
and not cloud chasing
but she's doing her job
like Angela Yee
has been a force
in journalism
since forever
since decades ago.
No,
she was just asking
Math what he thought
about it.
She said it was mean.
And it probably was mean.
It is mean.
I'm not here
to be nice to you.
Fuck you niggas.
Fuck out of here.
You guys watch
that Balmonte Jones
sports show on HBO?
I just watched him
try and rip off
Logan Paul's head.
He wasn't really trying to rip off his head.
He wasn't.
Initially, and Logan Paul started dissing him.
Yeah, he started saying, I don't even know who you are.
You're probably going to get $1,000 for this interview or some shit.
Oh, yeah, this is your clickbaity.
I'm getting you money, da, da, da.
His arrogance was through the roof, Logan Paul's.
For no reason, though.
His arrogance was through the roof, B.
I was like, eh.
That's a good show, though.
You would have thought he was Floyd. That's a good show. Very good. I love Bomanie. B the roof B I was like that's a good show though you and Thotty
Floyd
very good
I love Bomani
Bomani Jones is funny
it's really good
what is it
I haven't seen it
it's called
I can't remember the name
it's on HBO
you put Bomani Jones
on HBO
it'll pop up
yeah
I haven't seen it
there was one more show
I wanted to come in here
and kill
but I don't remember
it right now
oh Yellow Jackets
the fuck
y'all were sweating
Yellow Jackets until we
saw the finale. Wait, is that back?
Yeah. What do you mean the finale?
It's preparing for the second season.
Stop it. What?
No Yellow Jackets.
That show was so
epic. Bad.
Epically bad. You agree? Really?
That last two episodes
were so bad. Had a spark when you started, but now it's just fire.
From five on.
Maybe five.
No, it was later than that.
Once you got in the airplane.
When they saw the airplane.
When they got in the airplane and the teddy bear caught on fire, I was like, all right,
man, I'm done here.
That's five, six-ish.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe so.
Wherever from there.
That show was a fucking mess.
Trash.
Fuck them jackets.
Yellow or blue?
Yeah. I'm not watching that again. I'm with yellow or blue yeah
I don't care what color
I'm not watching that again
I'm good
they really ruined
a great concept
I need the whole internet
to tell me it's amazing
I thought M. Night Shyam
had a hand in that one
oh his daughter's
and y'all tell me
that he killing shit lately
so I can't even say that
the service shit is still fire
now his daughter making movies
really
what's she making
um
seven cents or some shit
I won't be watching seven seven cents Really? What's she making? Seven Cents or some shit.
I won't be watching.
Seven Cents.
Sign.
What's his daughter's name? The Village.
The Village is so bad.
That was the beginning of the end.
Speaking of M. Night Shyamalan, one of his biggest movies ever, Sixth Sense, starring Bruce Willis.
It has unfortunately been reported that he
is suffering from dementia.
I'm sorry. We just have to
like, you know, kind of give him his flowers while
he can... Yo, we love you, Bruce.
Yeah, you the man, Bruce. Bruce, you the
man. I love Bruce Willis.
I do too. One of my favorite movies
by him was Fifth Element.
I love Fifth Element. I love that movie.
Amazing movie. Yeah. I grew up watching. I love that movie. Amazing movie.
Yeah.
I grew up watching him.
Come on, Armageddon.
Come on.
Die Hard.
Die Hard.
Die Hard.
Moonlighting.
Pulp Fiction.
Armageddon.
Pulp Fiction.
What?
You just wouldn't go up to the moon.
Armageddon.
Moonlight.
Look at you, yo.
Had to say bye to his daughter.
Moonlight.
You remember Moonlight
Moonlight
Yeah the TV show
With Sybil Shepard
I thought you meant the movie
I'm like what
He got his start
In Moonlighting
It was a show
With him and Shelly
It was Sybil Shepard
Sybil Shepard
This nigga know
Every white girl
That ever
Got a show
Emmy bag
You better chill out
God damn
This nigga remembered
The Moonlighting girl
She was a star at one point.
She was.
Back then, yeah.
So why you guys
spitting the white narrative?
You fucking don't know.
No, but yo,
that's fucked up.
Bruce is one of them.
It is, man.
Yeah.
Sad.
Mel was describing
his condition to me
and it's sad.
You know what I'm saying?
What?
She broke it down.
I didn't know. I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I'm sorry.
I got my science hat on for a second.
I couldn't help it.
I'm hurt.
I know, right?
Yeah.
What?
What?
He keeps looking over here at me.
I don't want no inside jokes.
Nah, I don't know.
You know how he's trying to start attacking you.
A godparent's rule of faith, Joe.
I love that board.
On this pod, I make the mistake
of reading that board.
This board always be my type of shit.
This is topical.
This is evergreen.
Are godparents real or fake?
I love that question.
And careful how you answer.
I'm going to judge you.
I will judge you.
I was thinking about it, right?
Because you know my daughter's small so um niggas be picking the godparents that's just cool you know I'm saying
they just got the money to get the fly shit auntie Tina got the bins yeah you can make you
godparent because I know you're gonna buy dope gifts when you really be when you really do the
godparent shit it's supposed to be theoretically the person
that would take care of your kid
if you unfortunately pass away.
And I think that when we started talking about godparents,
we'd be doing it fucked up.
Like, we just going for the motherfucker
that you know going to get the fly gifts every year.
Or the brother or the sister
just because you feel like you have those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's totally different. I'm you feel like you have a sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm with the old
school way of, if something happens
to you, I'm stepping up. That's the person that's
supposed to take care of your kid from
now on until you
you know what I'm saying? And I think that
we won't be putting enough thought in that shit when
we pick them. Do all of your kids
have godparents? Joe's
my daughter's godfather.
Oh, well, look at that.
Aw.
And I'm going to do it.
I believe that.
I've been having some godparents. Don't say that shit.
I've been having some godparent issues.
Oh, so you're a girl godfather.
Girl goddad.
You're a girl dad, too, sort of.
Yeah, I'm a girl dad.
Uh-huh.
You're a girl goddad.
Huh?
What is that? It's you. I'll tell you the Lord. Uh-huh. Your girl got that. Huh? I mean, what is that?
It's you. They counted us out.
They didn't believe in us.
Wait, Flip, you said you're having.
But I know God that did.
God that did.
I think God parents are, you know,
flowing out of proportion.
Because I'm having some issues with God parents.
You know, my God parent.
And kids.
Watch him.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
But I'm having issues.
You know what I'm saying?
I realize that, you know,
so God parents are supposed to be there
when you pass away, right?
In the event.
In the event.
In the event. the event In the event
Then I really
Thank god my parents didn't
Right
Because I feel like
The current situation
With my godparent
You know what I mean
The biasness
And the things that's
Currently going on
I feel like if my mom
Would have passed away
I would have had a lot of trouble
So I don't give a fuck
About godparents
And I stand on that
Godparent is a blowed up
It's a title that's blown up
Based off of
Some fake or
real friendship that your parents had
and some trust. Fuck that.
Because nine times out of ten, if your parents go,
who's to say
that your godparent would put that
much love and trust and
take care of you how your parents
are supposed to or was supposed to?
That's the point that I'm making.
We picking it based on some
bullshit over who gonna give
the best gifts. I feel like my mom made a bad decision.
No, I ain't gonna say that. Who gonna have the best moral
compass in raising your kid?
I don't feel like my mom made a bad decision in picking my godparent
but at the same time, we need to take
more time vetting
and seeing who was
capable of being
our child's godparent
if we happened to go early.
And I keep it at that.
You barely know my godmother.
I don't know if she was out there.
I look at my godparents, and they was, my mom's,
actually, my mother picked both my godparents,
and they was like family friend homies.
Exactly.
And then, God forbid, had something passed away,
it wouldn't have been either one of them to take care of me.
It would have been my grandparents and my aunt and mom. Exactly. And then God forbid had something passed away, it wouldn't have been either one of them to take care of me. It would have been my grandparents and my aunt and my uncles.
It would have been the immediate family.
Why did they pick them to be godparents?
What are they going to do?
We cool.
Man, fuck out of here.
Do you know this person?
Do you know that they will-
Fuck no.
We're once in my life.
Yo, shit.
Joe, who are your godparents, Joe?
You know them?
You cool with them?
Okay, so you're a lucky yo? You know them? You cool with them?
Okay, so you a lucky one.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I was cool with mine, too.
I'm cool with mine if moms are still cool with y'all.
Hold on, let me make my lines as clear.
We cool if moms are still fly.
I agree.
That's one of my favorite things to keep track of at my age is my mom's friendships.
Have you ever noticed that when something happens and stuff like that?
Because in the Caribbean, we're taught that no matter if we fall out with whomever, you as a child have to be respectful to them.
Definitely.
Absolutely.
You have to be respectful to them. Definitely. Absolutely. You have to be respectful,
still say hello.
But a lot of times,
I don't know if it's
an American thing,
but, you know,
a lot of us stay
with our parents.
Nigga, you go against my mom,
I'm against you.
True, you can still
be against them,
but you can still be
cordial and respectful.
Yeah, you can be respectful.
Like, if I see you
in the street,
I'll say,
hi, Miss blah, blah, blah.
Or I won't curse you out.
I'm not going to laugh
and kick you with you.
That's new age shit. But new age shit? won't curse you. That's new age shit.
But new age,
cursing out grown people is new age shit.
Cursing out old folks.
I'm not with curse.
I can't even curse.
I don't even really curse.
I got disrespected.
I can't even do it because how,
you know,
how important this person was in my life.
You know what I mean?
It could be a complete stranger.
I'm not comfortable at my age.
Now I'm not cursing.
I told y'all the lady that I ran into in the elevator. stranger. I'm not cursing at all. At my age now, I'm not cursing.
I told y'all, the lady that I ran into in the elevator,
I'm like, because she's older.
I don't want no older person watching me up here cursing and she would be saying it's just a respect thing
of the way we was brought up.
You don't talk like that around older people, period.
Thousand percent.
You still ain't spoke to your old barber?
He moved.
He met a chicken and took off
I did speak to him though won't she do it
it's ending night they go up I'm like oh what's happening how you doing he was
like they got move to San Antonio I was like what's her name oh she gotta be
fired in this thing she got a lot she got that she got to be fired and move to San Antonio. She got him. She got him, though.
San Antonio.
Let me shut up, man.
Easy.
I've been there.
You ever been there?
You ever been there?
You went on Riverwalk?
No.
I've been all over Texas.
My name was talking about Texas and that shit.
And we got to San Antonio.
It was like.
A little quiet.
A little quiet.
Wasn't like the rest of Texas.
Would you move to Texas, Joe?
Big mall, though. Huh? Would I move to Texas? Yeah. Yeah, if the rest of Texas. Would you move to Texas, Joe? Big mall, though.
Huh?
Would I move to Texas?
Yeah.
Yeah, if the Lord see fit.
But I know God.
God didn't. But I know God that did
Yo, yo, stop, yo
I can move to Texas
I was in Hustle the other day
I can move to Seattle
We've done this before
I can move to San Diego
Oh, wow
San Diego's fly
Is it? And that's where San Diego's slowed down. Is it a fire to live?
Fly.
It's beautiful.
I can move to San Francisco for sure.
San Fran.
For sure.
And that's where my list stops today.
Oh Miami.
Florida.
I would do Miami.
I could do Miami.
I would do New Orleans.
Okay, what part of Miami though?
I could do Florida.
Let me not say Miami.
North Florida for me.
Florida.
I cannot fuck with Miami. I could do Florida. When you say Miami, you know what I'm thinking about Joe. You could say Miami. North Florida for me. Florida. I can't not fuck with Miami.
I can do Florida.
I will do North Florida. You say Miami.
You know what I'm thinking about, Joe.
I can definitely do Austin, Texas for sure.
Probably Houston too.
Dallas for me.
I love Dallas.
Dallas is dope.
Dallas is dope.
Dallas is dope.
Dallas.
What's your place?
Dallas.
I love Dallas.
I'd have to get clipped.
Now they got male birth control now.
Nah, because you'll be Out there looking for houses
And them realtors
Out there different
Y'all act real different
When she
Nah I don't know
Them realtors
Out there boys
Man
Yeah so look
We got this nice
Five bath room
Three and a half bath
Look at this counter
Hey you looking
At this brick house
Right here
Look at this counter This nice counter This brick brick house right here. Look at this counter.
This is a nice counter.
This brick house right here.
You sure this counter's sturdy?
Not you.
Wow.
My 70s, Jack.
My bad.
My bad.
Well, I was saying that's what you were thinking.
He would say it.
How much is this brick house?
You never think that.
Why?
How much is this ring?
Stop it Oh man
I could do DC
Oh hell
I used to live in
DC
Hell no
What?
Have you ever been?
What?
To DC? I have Chocolate been? What? To DC?
I have.
Chocolate City?
You wouldn't have said it like that.
DC is one of the greatest cities in the world.
I'm like, it didn't break out.
Ruff, ruff.
Stop, man.
Ruff, ruff.
Yo.
DC is too close to Fagella. DC is it. DC is Yo. DC is too close to... DC is it.
DC is beautiful.
DC is so lit.
DC is fine.
DC is one of the only places that you'll go to
that have all black suburbs.
Okay, I see.
You know what I'm saying?
DC got money for black people that are...
DC and Atlanta are the only two places
I've ever really seen black people being progressive.
Atlanta's Wakanda.
You know what I'm saying?
DC too?
DC got it.
Like, DC got black family, whole neighborhoods, one family houses, suburbs, no buses coming
through there of black people.
So that's what you're looking for?
The neighborhood?
No, I'm just saying.
I just like DC, period.
I'm just telling you that.
DC, Atlanta?
I wouldn't move to Atlanta.
I definitely would not move to Atlanta.
DC, I would do Dallas.
Dallas?
Definitely not.
Never doing Miami.
Why wouldn't you guys do Atlanta?
You guys are-
I would do Atlanta.
Never.
Never.
I love Atlanta.
Never.
I personally, like, I want to be-
I don't like the big-
And I know because I said Dallas,
but I don't really like the big poppin' city.
I don't like that shit.
You don't live in the country?
I mean,
I was living in Amish country.
I mean, that's true.
You was.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
And told niggas I loved it.
Like,
outside of certain things
happening with my moms,
I wouldn't have never
come back to Jersey.
I loved it out there.
Where is Amish country?
Pennsylvania.
Lancaster.
Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Lancaster and all that.
Like, right in the middle.
Wow.
Where would you live, Freeze? Because you live in my man, H-Fish. Hold on, I got my phone. Nah, pardon Pennsylvania. Lancaster and all that. Like, right in the middle. Wow. Where would you live, Freeze?
Because you're my man, H-Fish.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, pardon me.
Just for the most part, D.C.
D.C. and Dallas.
Dallas are the places that I've been to that I would...
Flip, where would you live?
Queens, that's it?
No.
Huh?
You can't be San Diego, Flip.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Don't ring off a save.
Mm-mm.
Respectfully.
I live far.
I probably live in a country.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I live on an island
which is out of Jamaica.
I would move to another country.
Yeah, I moved there.
I ain't doing that.
I would too.
Like that.
Nope.
I live in Spain.
Spain, Portugal, France,
Morocco,
any of them.
Gone.
Yeah.
I'd be gone.
Right here in the USA.
I think I just need to go somewhere where I can be secluded.
Anywhere that's secluded.
Really?
Yeah, I need to be secluded.
Really?
I wouldn't picture that for you.
Never.
You're so much of a seemingly a people person that seclusion seems like it would drive you
crazy.
You just get dead quiet when you're not on the air.
Yeah, yeah.
When I travel or when I'm with somebody, I'm usually by myself.
I don't go outside. I don't, like, that's why I don't travel I'm with somebody, I'm usually by myself. I don't go outside.
I don't, like, that's why I don't travel in groups.
JR, he stunting?
No, I don't travel in groups or stuff.
I get in a lot of trouble outside, so.
Yeah.
I try to avoid a lot of things.
Still?
I control my environment.
Yeah.
True.
That's dope that you're trying to control your environment.
Yeah.
You got to.
Yeah, control your environment.
Control your temper, too.
That's shit.
A lot of people don't think that.
Somebody wrote on a video that I did,
they said, I don't think you're antisocial.
I think you need to know the definition.
So I think that word is a little strong,
but I am a person that likes to be to himself.
Yeah.
And I'm actually quite a good one.
I wouldn't have thought that, for real.
Because of my character?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that.
You seem to be like
The life of the party
The firecracker
That's a clown
Like a goofy ass
Damn
And you so
Good at it
Yeah
You know what I'm saying
Best clown
What's up with you?
What?
You was doing good
You know what I mean?
She's back.
She's not in the bathroom anymore.
I cannot believe it. So now get your shit in order.
I can't believe Caroline's is closed.
Yeah, man.
Should have bought it.
Yo, dog.
You should have bought it.
Yeah, you got the money.
Before there was a bowling.
Well, not before there was a bowling.
But bowling date to decide.
Comedy club dates.
Boy, oh boy.
Is it? Comedy club. Absolutely. Oh, dates. Boy, oh boy. Isn't it?
Comedy club.
Absolutely.
Oh, man.
Top three.
Absolutely.
For years.
For life.
Bowling, comedy club, and pool.
Pool, yeah.
Oh, you got to be careful.
You got to be strong in your shit, because they might start tearing you up from the stage.
I like that.
I think me too.
That's dope.
Yeah.
But it could go left if you're not like really on the same page
with her yet
could break the touch
barrier
nah if he clown you
too hard
and the shit is
ringing off in there
then this will be
our last date
right that's what I'm saying
or he starts going on her
and now she gets like mad
and
oh yeah then that's
gonna be our last date too
yeah exactly
I'm not sitting all the way
up there
with a stranger
dog I used to purposely
sit the you know this is how sick I stranger. Dog, I used to purposely sit the...
We know.
This is how sick I am in the head.
I used to call Caroline's as the hotel
because that's the only way that you could get in the front front.
Like a hotel got to be calling you.
You got to be a tourist or some shit if you're not a celebrity.
And even though I wasn't a celebrity still,
it was easier to say,
this is such and such hotel calling.
We have two guests coming.
They would sit you here, center stage in that bitch. Oh, such and such hotel calling. We have two guests coming. They would sit you here,
center stage in that bitch.
Oh, wow.
Oh, man.
Look, y'all mentioned the comedian going off
on you and your girl,
whatever.
So y'all know I went to
the Eddie Griffin show
right before Valentine's Day.
You've been outside, outside.
I've been inside.
Big freeze.
So in his stand-up,
Outsell.
He got real offensive
in a way
who Eddie Griffin
Eddie Griffin
that's
very offensive
sounds about right
for real
yes
crazy
I don't know him
to be like that
he's very
I'm against all
this progressive shit
pretty much
was his stance
like yo
and it's okay
to be against someone
like you don't have
to just go with it
that's kind of
what he was saying
like hey
this is what y'all on.
He was anti-vax.
He was anti-
My question to y'all is,
I don't know him to be that way.
So when did he become,
like Eddie Griffin had a TV show on.
Eddie Griffin had mad major shit.
He even spoke about that.
He spoke about that.
He said, you know,
I had an instance with a guy. He said the last movie that he spoke he spoke about that he said you know i had an instance
with a guy he said the last movie that that he did was undercover brother and he said on that set
a guy a minute ago a guy had inappropriately like touched him yeah it touched him and he said he
turned around slapped the shit out of him and he was like the dude was like yo you'll never work in
this town again and he laughed and said and guess what y'all I have
never worked in that town again fuck them 2002 this is what he said I don't
know the date but this is what he said he was like fuck them I don't have to
work in this town again I'm gonna stand on my shit basically that was his whole
so anyway I'm saying all of this half the crowd started getting up leaving Wow
which abs was he?
He was the headliner.
He was the closer. Really?
Bill Bellamy hosted.
I used to host.
And Smokey Suarez, Tommy Davidson, Adele Givens.
Adele.
And then Eddie Griffin.
It's a monster show.
As a closer.
Yeah, but it's also a great enough show that I could leave.
True.
I could leave.
So when people started getting up leaving,
he was like, yeah, good.
I want y'all to go.
Like, if you're offended, go.
This is comedy.
Leave.
I immediately thought about Cat Williams' quote,
where he was like, if you can't be funny
without offending people, you're not that funny.
But the way, it was almost like what Dave Chappelle does,
and I'm not comparing the two,
but Chappelle does it in a much more genius way.
Eddie was just really blunt.
Well,
then that's,
it wasn't,
but he,
but he did very aggressive and he did tie it up at the end.
Like there were white people that got up and left.
And he was like,
Hey,
if you're white and you were offended by anything I said,
I was only talking to the racist whites.
So I'm glad you left.
Like, yeah, those comments hit you.
I don't necessarily roll
with that either, though.
I wasn't at that show.
I gotta hear it.
I gotta hear it.
But I personally have been
to enough Paul Mooney shows
at Caroline's
to where I was uncomfortable.
He goes.
No, I'm telling you.
He used to go. Eddie Griffin was dropping. Let me tell you. I'm so used to go Eddie Griffin was
dropping I love poor movie Eddie say there were times when you're when you're
in the setting that's true it just feels around white people yeah and you dang
you ain't got no beef you know the history of China be and there's
somebody up there for hours killing them the whole bit is about this yeah white
people gonna get up and leave and I felt
uncomfortable on some instances.
And on top of that. No,
for me.
It makes you feel uncomfortable, but this is a Valentine's
Day show, so you know it's all dates.
That would kill
the vibe. So now it's dates
and you're going on homophobic rants.
You dropping F-bombs. Like he literally
said, hey, no, I'm not with all this shit.
We're going to call y'all the word
that we've been designated,
that we've been calling y'all for years.
F-bomb.
F-bomb, F-bomb, F-bomb.
He'll never get a gig at...
That's how he was going off.
In J-Pac?
In J-Pac.
Oh, that'll be the last NJ-Pac he sees.
But it was too, like...
Anyway, guy get up,
his girl gets up and leave.
Front row, smack dab in the middle. His girl gets up and leave front row smack dab in the middle his girl gets up leave
so the dude your girl leaving he like yeah nigga get up don't try to be tough she leaving go ahead
dude trying to heckle back with him he like no no we love everybody over here that we love everybody
and he said no we don't we don't love everybody so y'all can go get your happy ass like he was going off this sounds like a terrible fucking performance i mean
this wasn't the whole bit yeah this was not the like he was the headliner he probably did an hour
show yeah this is 15 minutes of it at the beginning or the end in well well middle middle towards the
end because then he did some other shit afterwards standard ovation from the crowd like he really did tear it down
just that part was very cringy
everybody in there was like
damn
yo
he can say
he can say that he is not
you know upset about
being blackballed
because that's apparently what
you know he says happened
to his career
but he's had a little bit
of a history
of like
of having a chip
on his shoulder
like I remember all the way back to 2007,
I did this Black Poker Stars Invitational or something.
It was every comedian.
It was everybody from Faison Love, Kevin Hart,
right before Soul Food.
Soul Plane.
Soul Plane, sorry.
It was every single one of them.
Wood Harris, Mekhi Pfeiffer was there too.
Nelly, it was really big.
And he comes in
with these two german shepherds it was like the strangest thing like he came to the thing
two german shepherds and they were fucking like police belgian police dogs and they were
and i was just like what's with the fucking dogs? What was they like?
It was just so weird.
And like,
you know,
it was almost like these dogs were definitely like an extension
of him.
You know what I'm saying?
But I don't know.
This is weird.
I brought two big ass dogs
for no reason.
For no reason.
Do you feel like him jumping out the window the way he did,
what do you feel like happens next?
Well, Eddie said it himself.
He was like, I don't care about none of that shit.
They didn't stop me.
He said, I've had a 15 year residency in Vegas
that I'm still on.
Basically, y'all can do what y'all want.
I'm still going to do me.
Let me close this for a second.
Them Vegas residencies is being used a little loosely.
They are.
But have he been there for 15?
Yeah, he has.
Well, then that would be a residency in Vegas.
Some of the hip-hop jokers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a week on that.
Well, I want to see.
I want to see.
You got to go to Vegas and see the residency.
There's a million places in Vegas. Yeah want to see the, I want to see the, you got to go to Vegas and see the residency. There's a million places
in Vegas.
Yeah,
that's true too.
It ain't,
it's only a few of them
just with them.
It's the marquee,
hey,
every week,
it's fucking whoever over there.
But everybody else,
you can find somewhere
and get a gig.
I'm not saying that
to discredit him,
I don't know.
But I need to know more
about that.
Because I,
that's interesting
that you could,
if you have these beliefs
and you're vocal about them and you have a residency somewhere, where?
I want to see who is attaching themselves with that.
There was one part that he kind of said, and I agree with this.
Because he was talking about, hey, everybody claim y'all want equality.
Y'all want to be treated equal.
Well, part of that is being joked on.
Because if I could joke on you, you, you, you in here,
but the second I joke on you, it's a problem.
That's not equality.
That's actually preferential treatment,
that I can't say it about you,
but I can say anything about anybody else.
That's true.
That's true, but...
But then the manner you do it is totally different.
On the flip side of that,
these people are trying to stop jokes
from around the spectrum, period.
What people?
They're not just trying to allow.
What people?
No, I don't agree with that.
That's not true.
Because you can say
whatever you want about us.
You can say whatever you want
to say about black people.
And ain't nobody stopping you.
I don't think that's true today.
Okay.
Well, you can without ramification.
That's what I'm talking about.
But not without...
I'm pretty sure that...
Not without screaming and barking
and us getting our shit off.
I'm pretty sure that if one of these white comedians came out and said,
I'm going to call y'all what we've been calling you for a million years,
and then said that, it would be a dub.
Yeah.
It would be a dub.
You are correct.
Yeah.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Yeah, you can make jokes, but that might be over the line.
I'll ask you, do you think that would get canceled?
Yes.
Yes.
Didn't Homeboy from Seinfeld?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I haven't seen him.
We haven't heard a peep of him since 1998.
That's true.
That's a peep.
And that was a minute ago.
That was pre-internet.
There was only like a little blurry ass Nokia video.
Yeah, but once we got a hold of it.
Yeah, no doubt.
That was all you needed.
That was the last of Kramer.
It was somebody else.
Mel Gibson. Have we heard from him? We ain't heard a peep from Mel of it. Yeah, no doubt. That was all you needed. That was the last of Kramer. It was somebody else. Mel Gibson.
Have we heard from him?
We ain't heard a peep from Mel Gibson either.
No, no, no.
Mel ain't been quiet.
No.
Yeah, Mel Gibson's still been making movies.
Mel's still Mel.
And he's definitely been EPing movies and starring in a couple.
What Mel said about us?
Some foul shit?
Told the ladies.
Told the ladies.
Told the ladies.
So she get R word
by a pack of N words.
She get gang R word
by a pack of wow N words.
Yeah.
Hard ER.
That's nuts.
Yeah.
They said that, yeah.
And Whoopi Goldberg
defended him.
Word?
No, she didn't.
Stop.
What?
I said that the other time
we was on air.
She defended him.
She said that she know
that he said that,
but the male Gibson that she knows that he's not defended him. She said that she know that he said that, but the male Gibson
that she knows
that he's not a racist.
She said,
the guy that I know,
that's not him.
He doesn't, you know,
he's been around my family.
He was supposedly drunk.
Yeah, she had a whole...
Okay, drunk mouth,
sober tongue, nigga.
True D.
I don't believe that either.
What, drunk mouth, sober tongue?
I don't believe that
to always be true.
I do.
I don't believe...
Can you say a racist joke
and not be racist? Like, mad. Yes.. Can you say a racist joke and not be racist?
Like mad.
Can you be mad
and say something
and not be racist?
It could just be a fire joke.
Yeah.
I got a message board
that I don't even like
that somebody invented that,
honestly.
You know how many times
somebody could be drunk
and say something
that they do not believe in?
Now, I do know
that people get drunk
and spew that shit
that they won't say.
I know that's true too. No, no, no. What happens is you get drunk. But I don't think they won't say i know that's true what happens is
you get drunk but i don't think that's just sober minded across the board yeah i don't like that
while you're sober minded you're more in control of your actions the worst but your inhibitions
it leave when you take off you don't even realize it that's what they're talking about i understand
that i just don't think that's across the whole board. Like, let's just take it off of anything controversial
and just talk about, like, meeting a girl at the bar
or talking to a girl that you've known for a minute
and you might shoot your shot there.
You might not really love her.
You just drunk and want to have sex that night.
Like, it's not necessarily...
Drunk, where's the drunk...
There we go, yeah.
It's just any type of intoxication.
Like, you see somebody go to the dentist and they get the gas. When they wake up out the gas There we go, yeah. It's just any type of intoxication.
Like, you see somebody go to the dentist and they get the gas.
When they wake up out the gas and they still a little loopy, they start talking.
And they be saying shit that they might not say.
You lose your control.
Inhibitions.
They say anger brings out the truth, too.
Again, you're losing your control.
Some people just get angry and start saying mean shit to hurt you on purpose that they may or may not necessarily believe i don't give a fuck if you say it but look look i'm still i'm still holding my grudge they might not mean those actions i mean
the literal words they say but they've wanted to hurt you sure i'm not disagreeing they want to
hurt you me my first baby mom i was was there. I was there for the pregnancy.
Well, I was there for both my pregnancies.
But my first baby mom, we weren't on great terms at all.
And I was there.
And she got C-section.
So when I was there, whatever drug she was on still,
like she was out of it and she was still talking.
And she was saying shit like, oh my God, y'all, I love you.
I'm so thankful.
Like shit that I know.
I'm sitting there laughing because you would never
be saying these things
if you was in control
of your fucking thoughts.
I'm like,
oh, this is so sweet.
Maybe she's telling the truth
under these drugs
and this anesthesia
and whatever.
She woke up
and never said
any of those things
ever again.
So I mean,
what the fuck do I matter?
But that still could have been the truth.
That don't mean it wasn't true.
That don't mean it wasn't true.
That still could have been the truth.
I think it was the truth. See, I resist that. It could have been the truth. I don't mean it wasn't true. I don't mean it wasn't true. That still could have been the truth. I think it was the truth.
I resist that.
It could have been the truth.
Oh.
But if it was never the truth again, then what the fuck do it matter if that was the truth?
It just means that I would never tell you that because I know me and you not going to be in a relationship.
So I'm going to protect myself.
Would y'all want the ability to know the true feelings of everybody that you know?
I do.
I'll take that back Yes
I would
I say that because
I always say the best thing
About a person
Is knowing who they really are
Because now I know
What box to put you in
In my life
That's true
I always say that
Not just that
I wouldn't invest the time
And energy
Into people that I think
Are my friends
If I know you're not my friends
And you don't have
My best interest at heart
I'm not fucking with that
You get what I'm saying
Would the knowledge be in totality
or just in a moment?
Because that could get you fucked up.
You could be,
someone could just be having a bad day,
be mad at you,
and in their head,
they're thinking,
oh, fuck Parks.
And then you're like,
oh man, fuck Ish, man.
He doesn't like me anyway.
I'm going to say in the moment,
totality,
I'm going to assume
that we don't have the server for that.
Yeah, I would want totality,
but I wouldn't want in the moment
Cause someone could just be having
Yeah cause you changing them
But I still think
But
Hey in the moment
The real you
Kinda pop out
Yeah yo
I think
There'll be some shit there
Like that
All those little phrases
But dawg
This is the truth bro
So you think it's hidden
Deep down inside
Yes
I believe a lot of that
Should be hidden down deep inside
Just like the racist person
Who might not really be a racist
Normally on surface,
but they done got pissed off
and they can't really control.
They so angry that
that shit slipped out.
You've been thinking
a lot of this shit for a minute.
What if they're just saying
that's a bad analogy.
What if they're just saying it
because they know
that's going to trigger you
and get you upset?
No, dog, you've been in the car
and a white person
that cut you off
and you call them
a stupid white motherfucker.
That don't make you racist.
We sit on here with Parks every day
and we make mad racist white jokes all the time
and I don't think nobody in here is a racist.
If somebody put a mic in my car,
I'm racist toward everybody.
That's what I said.
Oh yeah, you put a mic in my car.
So that's why I said I don't want to.
Soon as they driving back.
First thing I'm saying is,
would she get out of my fucking way, bro?
I don't want to see you in the car.
Senior citizens be getting in my car?
Because I think you should stop driving
after a certain point.
Hey, dog, on River Road?
You should not be 89.
See?
Nobody gonna say it.
You should not be 89 behind the wheel.
I'm sorry.
The further up you go.
You said something earlier.
You was like,
you started saying
something about equality
everybody want equality
but that's not equality
right
somebody raised a point
recently
and it was interesting enough
for me to bring it
to you gentlemen
and they were saying
everyone says
that they're pro-choice
but they're lying
they are
oh you agree with that already
I think I know where you're going keep going well and I'm regurgitating But they're lying. They are. Oh, you agree with that already?
I think I know where you're going.
Keep going.
Well, and I'm regurgitating.
I have yet to offer my opinion on this.
But it was interesting.
They proceeded to say,
if everyone was so pro-choice,
then if I were to kill myself right now or share with y'all that I was about to kill myself, what would y'all do?
Y'all all would try to stop me.
But why?
If it's pro-choice in my life, my body, my choice.
That was their point.
Interesting enough to make me ask y'all.
I don't like that point.
Because what if you're just going through some shit?
You know what I'm saying?
If I thought that you was going to go fight Mike Tyson,
you my man,
I would try to talk you out of it
because I think tomorrow you would regret that.
So you don't think I could beat Mike Tyson?
I definitely do not.
Today?
Today, tomorrow.
Next week.
Ten years from now.
I don't think you could have ever beat Mike Tyson.
Do you see how fast he still is?
Do you see how fast I still am?
No, I don't.
That's my point. That's my point.
That's my point right there.
Mike did some shit and turned his whole body.
I was like, yeah.
Anyway, right?
Do you think he could catch me if I was right?
Yes, quickly.
Yes, yes.
Oh, y'all just think if he got angry, then it's just a wrap.
Yes.
I can't run away.
I can't shoot him.
I can't have a weapon.
I can't do nothing.
Okay, well.
You would have to shoot him.
You would have to shoot him.
I don't even think a knife
is going to get it done.
You got to get them close with a knife.
Not even my big knife?
No.
Not that big.
You're a crocodile, D.
No, nigga.
I'm so embarrassed.
Trankle eyes.
Mike, a machete.
Hey, y'all see how Mike,
well, y'all probably didn't see it,
but there was a period.
Mike was dapping niggas
and just grabbing their wrists like this
to like, I guess,
Intimidate, dearm them.
Not intimidate, but to dearm.
You can't, if I'm grabbing your wrist, there's nothing you could do.
I think that that is a huge intimidation tactic.
Oh, see, not to me.
They spoke on that because one of the, it was a picture or a video or something.
For years, everybody clowned on this.
It was him and Jewel's.
And Mike is grabbing Jewz's arm like this.
Yeah, he got his arm, he got his wrist.
And he's like, hold your hand,
like basically making him hold his hand up
and salute with a picture or something.
So they sat down together and Mike said,
nah, I wasn't trying to check you or nothing,
that's just how I am.
Like it wasn't necessarily to Lil Bro you,
that's just how it is.
That's how Mike give it up.
I take that like 50 cent
talking about seeing people through the bushes I take it the same way when 50
said I can't look at bushes because I see people I see people shooting at me
through the bushes I think Mike Tyson has been in enough situations and he's
trained with his hands to know if we're going to be this close. I got to know where your hands are.
Let me disarm you.
And you right-handed,
I'm going to go ahead
and know where your right hand is.
That's how I took it.
I'm not speaking for Mike.
That's a good point.
I am due to speak to him though soon,
so I will ask him about that.
That's a good point.
But I always look at that picture
of me and him
where he's got my wrist
and I'm like,
nigga, what you was about to do?
Nothing.
I was about to say,
even if you felt the way about that.
He didn't know you was left-handed.
I wasn't about to do nothing.
Doesn't matter.
I don't know.
Yo, Mike, let my wrist go. To your question, I think, please. I was about to say, even if you felt the way about that. He didn't know you was left-handed. I wasn't about to do nothing. Doesn't matter. Oh, no. Yo, Mike, let my wrist go.
To your question, I think.
I think it takes, how many punches in mind do you think it takes to knock Mike Tyson out?
600.
You don't have enough.
Wait, wait, is he not, is his hands behind his back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He can't hit me back.
The right hit.
Three, three, three, three figures, three digits.
Well, we knew that, nigga.
All right. Okay. That ain that, nigga. All right.
Okay.
That ain't saying nothing.
All right, well, I don't know.
100.
Nah, I got to work out.
But to your point that you asked,
I think that with regards to the pro-choice question,
I think that people selfishly sometimes want you around
because they love you
and they don't want to feel the hurt of you gone.
But I also think that, again, niggas will just stop you from making a mistake.
Like, yo, you my man.
You're going through something right now.
You might be acting in haste.
You know what I'm saying?
You might be making a decision in haste that you could potentially regret later.
So that's why.
But what about the person that has literally sat
and thought this out?
This is not in haste.
I have come to a complete logical decision
that this is what I want to do.
I've tied up all my loose ends.
I've made amends.
I've got everything straight,
and this is what I want to do.
People still would try to stop that person
from doing something.
So recently, this article came out about MAID.
MAID stands for Medical Assistance in Dying.
And it's legal in Canada.
And it's only legal in eight states here, I believe.
Where if you're terminal, let's just say that you have a terminal form of cancer,
all of your doctors have basically signed off on this.
You have days, weeks, months to live.
Everything is in order. And you weeks months to live everything is in order
and you just want to choose the day in which you in which you die and choose this your own
surroundings and that sort of thing the controversy has come in because they're start they're
contemplating including mental disorders like severe chronic depression as one of the criteria for medical assistance in dying and it oh i would have a
beef with that too yeah i mean but that's kind of exactly what you're saying like in terms of like
why would you have a beef with it in terms of like pro choice i don't well maybe i misunderstood
what i heard was mental health now is one of the checkboxes that has to be marked for you to even be able to.
No, I don't think so.
No, no, no, no.
She said if you suffer from.
Yeah, if you suffer from one of these.
No, she said.
Then you say I want to.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
Yeah.
Oh, then I'm with it.
It's been approved for terminal physical illnesses.
Like if you are on hospice and you got cancer and it's beyond coming back.
I agree, I agree.
But they're saying, they're contemplating and weighing the mental piece,
saying that if you are just a chronic depressive, depression-having person,
that you might be able to subscribe to that particular thing.
But I would see the pushback.
I know where the pushback is because they say depression is a chemical imbalance right so what if we can balance it out then you wouldn't be suicidal i mean that's what
i'm saying but that's what the controversy is is that i don't like that either though because
what if i don't want it balanced out i don't want to take these chemicals
i don't want like i'm literally saying I don't want to do this no more.
Yeah, that's like y'all forcing homeless people off the street in New York.
I don't want to do that. I don't want to leave.
I think that...
And it's Saturday,
so let's leave the morbid truth.
I get it. I see both sides.
I see both sides.
But the pro-choice thing, I think
that that's it. A lot of it would be
people's selfishness in wanting you to be around and not want to hurt.
So do we respect the person, if we fall pro-choice,
do we respect the person that just wants to take their life?
You got to respect it?
Do we stand there and watch that happen?
I don't want to watch it happen.
How can you hear me say, like, it's Saturday,
let's not be morbid, and then you come on with more shit, right?
Because you'll be opening up the laptop when I'm about to talk.
Stop doing that.
Why don't you do that?
Wait till I get my shit off, then you open the laptop.
No, nigga.
Stop sitting there quiet like a fucking mule.
Stop opening the laptop when I'm about to talk, nigga.
Add something to the conversation earlier.
Stop opening the laptop when I'm about to talk.
Is that an email?
Yeah, I'm getting a-
Friend of the show.
Yeah, but I'm trying to find a good one.
These niggas are disrespectful.
They want to ask about all of ours.
They just ask about a lot
let's see i'm sick of your jordan slander fuck you nigga uh let's see a lot of them just want
you to say so me and my girl this is demarcus demarcus is saying this this is about to be
tricky but i'm gonna read it anyway So me and my girl have a wonderful relationship,
but the medication she is on lowers her sex drive.
She knows this and talks to the doctor and is trying to find ways to help,
but her drive is still not there.
She offers me other favors in exchange,
which is cool from time to time.
This has been going on for some months now
and I should pose the question
of getting it outside the relationship,
but I know that would hurt her.
Period, that's the end.
He's so shook he ain't even finished.
I don't blame him, that's tough.
Hey, you was going somewhere.
You might have left out the rest of it, DeMarcus.
He kind of lost me though
because he said they have a wonderful relationship and I don't can't i don't know how you could have a wonderful
relate that's one of the aspects of the relationship but what if they had a good sex life at one point
and it's not a wonderful relationship i disagree reign supreme says i think you could have a
wonderful life without sex amazing life without sex i agree with that. Yeah. Amazing. That's part of it.
It's a co-public package.
Supreme says, Ice be popping them skinny girls because they be grabbing their stomach and
making him feel like a big man.
Grow up, nigga, and get you a thickie.
You want to be a couple of them shit?
The fuck is this?
This is just weird, bro.
Why would I stick my dick in there?
Oh, we got a long one here.
We got a long one.
I like that first one.
The first one was good, yeah.
The first one was good.
We could jump on it.
Long time listener, first time caller.
I thought y'all answered it already.
No, no, no.
I did.
Nobody else did.
We did.
It's disagreed.
Yeah, I told you we disagreed.
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
This is to the room.
I think that
Like let's say men
You know as we age
Our sex drive goes down
And some men
If you live long enough
Your dick don't even
Get hard no more
Right
Is it now
Unselfish of you
To take away
The sexual pleasures
That your wife
Might deem necessary
And she's
He said that she
performed, it sounds like she
I was going to say, did her mouth
got wheels on it?
Because she was like, yo,
her sex drive
is gone.
You got to explain that.
Her sex drive is gone.
I said, do her mouth got wheels?
Oh my God.
Sex drive.
Mouth drive.
Wheels.
I want to be a rapper.
No, I was going to say that.
I think that's a fair thing.
I think on both accounts.
I don't think women are wrong in that if their man can't get it up and he can't sexually perform that should be a conversation to be had without anger where she could look outside for
sexual um enjoyment thank you for saying that because that's never ever ever part of the
conversation this guy literally just said that they have a wonderful life to your point wonderful
relationship wonderful relationship and the medication she's been on for a few months.
I was going to ask that too. We're not even talking about years.
A few months. Nigga, keep it
in your fucking pants. Relax.
She's fucking blowing you
and probably doing whatever else.
Like, relax.
I don't like how you say blowing.
It depends on how long. Wheels on her mouth.
I don't know. What's the fucking term?
The medication might be a long term medication. The medication might be a long-term medication.
The medication may be a long-term medication.
But the fact that she's even reaching out to her doctor
to find out if there's any alternatives
means she's being proactive about trying to return
to what their previous sex life was.
Like, do you love this woman or not?
Because it's looking mad conditional.
But we said that sex is not...
For somebody like Ice,
Ice said that sex is a big part of his relationship.
I didn't say big.
I'm just saying that I'm not having a relationship without sex.
See?
A lot of men feel like that.
A lot of women that feel like that.
But what if your partner was sick or something
and couldn't have sex for a period of time?
We don't even know if this is a lifelong thing or if this is...
Yes, he gave us selective information.
He gave us selective information.
I'll be back. That's a joke!
It's a joke!
You know what I'm saying? That's the real conversations that will be happening.
It could potentially be a point in time
where your significant other cannot
sexually perform.
Does that mean you're leaving them alone?
No, but you can.
I don't think it would be terribly wrong to at some point broach the conversation Does that mean you're leaving them alone? No. No, but you can. Hmm.
I don't think it would be terribly wrong to at some point broach the conversation. You can't fuck no more.
Cheating is back on the table.
Yeah, having an outside.
But that's what we don't want to say.
I think that a lot of times we walk in a thin line.
Either we fucking or I'm fucking.
If you can't fuck no more, you love me.
If you can't fuck no more, you love me, you give me permission to fuck.
I think that that should be a conversation about that.
Hell if you can.
Even if you want to sit there and supervise the situation.
Yeah, you give me permission to fuck, because I'm going to give you permission.
If I can't, I got to be selfish.
I would give you permission to fuck.
I mean, the tongue will work.
Most men probably wouldn't do that.
Look at the Caribbean niggas, little dick ass niggas.
What about the tongue niggas?
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm about to get you.
Nasty, yo.
Chill out.
Yo, you're disgusting, yo.
Stop.
Yo, what about the niggas that are eating?
I will respect you.
Stop.
I was dealing with a guy with erectile dysfunction.
Okay.
That was difficult.
I started to try to find out how I could get Viagra and just kind of just lace his drink with it.
But, you know.
Well, you should.
I know, I know.
Yo, can you.
A doctor told me.
Allegedly.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
Yeah, but.
I didn't do it.
We're kidding anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
We didn't even think about doing that.
I have to go for training.
I'm sorry.
I'm just going to shut the fuck up right now.
That'll be a plot twist.
It's true for what the girl said.
It was your man?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my Lord.
We got him.
We got him.
Yeah, well.
It was your dude, or y'all was just kicking it?
It's always one back story, right?
Yeah.
That shit matters.
That shit matters.
That shit matters.
That matters.
Why?
Because he get the ex-cushions that we can't get, bro.
Why?
He was my dude. Oh, okay. That matters. Like we can't get, bro. He was my dude.
Oh, okay.
That matters.
You're just kicking it.
No, he was my dude.
True.
So you wanted to make sure
that he was okay.
You tried to find...
Who wasn't your dude?
Huh?
I need to hear about the guys
that wasn't your dude.
Why?
Because that's the fun stuff.
Like, my boyfriend
and all that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The guys that wasn't
your dude.
The guys aren't your dude.
They don't count those.
Those, yeah.
I mean, well.
Those are the ones
whose fucking dicks
you can throw over their shoulder.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait, you talking about size-wise?
Oh, well, anyway, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, never mind.
Oh, shit.
We got her.
Malfunction, malfunction.
We got her.
We got her, gang.
The freak.
She's a wreck.
Da-da-da-da.
Ow.
Da-da-da-da. Snakes on a plane head ass.
God damn.
What the hell is she?
Anaconda movie head ass.
The hell?
You like that, right?
The shit you're talking about?
You freak ass nigga.
You a freak too.
All that spandex shit going out the window, right?
Look.
Look at the colors.
Look at the color right there.
I don't even get the joke
yo you're all so dumb yo i'm ready what's up wait can i ask you how did you fuck with a guy if he
had a rectum i didn't fucking know it i didn't know it at the time well you fuck niggas that
wasn't circumcised you didn't did all types of wild shit. You was a nasty little Canadian freak.
You was a nasty little,
nasty little thing, yo.
Okay.
That is crazy.
You know what?
Get it together.
Definitely,
neither one was a choice.
It's something that you find out,
you know,
kind of like in the moment,
it's just like,
oh, fuck.
All right, well.
A nigga ain't gonna tell you.
Thank you.
They do not lead with that. My dick don't really get hard.
Hey, my dick doesn't work.
Yeah, my dick doesn't get hard.
Hey, my dick has a turtleneck.
You motherfuckers don't lead with this shit.
I don't want to mansplain, so let me shut up.
No, a nigga not going to tell you if they dick don't get hard, y'all.
Know what else?
Antoine.
They don't.
They don't lead with that.
Don't do this.
They don't lead with that.
Stop, y'all.
Because then you're going to make me sound like some type of way.
Stop acting. Stop. And you stop, too. What the? Why wouldn't a nigga do that? They are. this they don't stop you you're gonna make me sound like some type of way stop acting stop
and you stop too why wouldn't a nigga do they are no a nigga's not gonna do that they're right yes
what i'm saying are is there are other routes for the receiver to run there are other things to be
done by the woman so she can know that there's a helmet on the dick or that it don't get hard long before you get to fucking sexy time.
I'm all ears.
How would a woman know prior to laying down to have sex
that a nigga dick don't get hard?
Here's the thing.
What? Today?
Wait, what?
Here's the thing with erectile dysfunction, okay?
It's not that it doesn't get hard.
It don't stay hard.
It doesn't stay hard.
So you get a motherfucking chubby
in your pants when you're like, you know, kissing
and doing all this stuff.
Let me see how much time I got with my shit.
I'm asking.
I didn't know this.
As long as I got seven, I'm cool.
It's kind of like when the realtor brings you
to the apartment, okay, and it's nice and shit
like that, but he only brings you there for five
minutes. You move in and it's just like there's okay? And it's nice and shit like that, but he only brings you there for five minutes.
You move in and it's just like there's trains going by overhead and planes and shit.
You're like, oh, I'm fucked up.
He might have just not been feeling it.
Wait, I got five minutes with my shit?
That's what I'm saying.
Barely.
As long as I can get to seven, I'm cool.
No, then, all right.
Barely.
More like one minute, 30 seconds.
We all, man, we've gone through that.
You put the condom on your shit, you're like, yeah.
No.
What?
Pardon me.
What the fuck is he talking about?
I forgot who I'm talking to.
You're disgusting.
You lost me right there.
You put what on?
All men don't do that.
A nigga would lean and say that.
I'm being honest.
No, you're not.
A nigga like, I would.
Nobody's going to have
naked Melissa Ford
in their bed and say,
you know my dick don't.
Stay hard, mom. I would. Forget Melissa Ford. Men are not admitting that. They're not saying, hey, I would. Nobody's going to have naked Melissa Ford in their bed and say, you know, my dick don't stay hard, mom.
I would.
Forget Melissa Ford.
Men are not admitting that.
They're just, they're not saying, hey, by the way, you know.
My shit don't stay hard.
My shit don't stay hard.
Why?
Because you trying to catch the body?
They don't.
They just, they don't.
See, papa.
Fuck what?
It's a little entrapment.
See.
That's not okay.
Because you know if I say this, she probably not going to let me fuck.
And shout out to the people listening with erectile dysfunction out there.
Yeah, how about that?
Because this is insensitive.
What's the medicine?
Yo, yo.
No, for real.
This nigga said, what's the medicine?
Is it born within or is it Maybelline, you dumb ass niggas?
Fuck out of here.
I don't give a fuck.
I ain't standing with you niggas.
Yo, he says it.
It's born within.
Fuck out of here, my boy.
Yo, what?
You turn up with these niggas.
Oh, god.
I'm so sorry.
You want erectile dysfunction?
You turn up with anybody. They can't turn up back these niggas. Oh, God. I'm so sorry. You want to wreck down dysfunction? You turn up at any rate.
They can't turn up back.
That's foul.
That's foul.
They only halfway turn up.
Yo, what did you just do?
Did y'all just see him?
Yo, what did you do?
Whoa.
What he do?
Yo, that thing is stupid, yo.
What did he do?
He did. He did. He curled up is stupid, yo. What did he do?
He did.
He curled up like one of them.
Oh, man. Yo, don't do that again.
That is hilarious.
But man, how long did that relationship last?
Yo, they be on, man.
Yo.
No, for real.
We want to see if she...
I feel so bad for Mel.
Were you a downer?
Maybe this girl to the pod thing was a horrible idea.
But how long did it last?
How long did you mess with him for?
After finding out? Yeah, you with him for? After finding out.
Yeah, you posted.
No, after finding out, that didn't deter me.
I was about to say, why couldn't, let me ask you.
Wait, what?
Shot A2.
That didn't stop me.
Shot A2, nigga, nothing.
No, is that a conversation that can't be had with a man?
Yo, do your dicks stay hard?
No, she already knows his dick don't stay hard
because she's intimate with him
and his dick is not staying hard.
So why couldn't, if this is my girlfriend,
why can't we have a conversation
to find out what we can do?
I love you.
I want to stay with you.
I need to be sexually pleased.
Could we go get a prescription for Viagra
or Cialis or something?
Yeah, no, that didn't.
No, that didn't.
Because they wasn't getting...
So how long you stay with him?
I told you that I stay with him Right You did
He definitely did
My bad
You're right
My bad dog
What
What
Y'all wasn't
Boyfriend and girlfriend
Like that
That's true
And you about to admit it
Was it
Yeah it was
Yeah you're right
But I understand
We were in love
It was 10 months
Okay
Okay
And you found out You want me to tell you How long I fucked Some of my fuck buddies But it was 10 months. Okay. Okay.
And you found out later.
You want me to tell you how long I fucked some of my fuck buddies?
He was not a fuck buddy.
He was special.
Shut up.
You might have been a fuck buddy.
Oh, yeah.
He wasn't fucking neither.
He wasn't fucking.
Y'all was just buddies. You were mad when you lost him.
Y'all was just buddy, buddy.
We were girlfriends. He was the nigga that was holding it. Whoa. Wow was just buddy-buddy. We were girlfriends, OK?
He was the nigga that was holding it.
Whoa!
Wow!
Don't do that to him.
See?
We just talked about that.
Don't do that to him.
You see?
You just disrespected him.
Don't do that to him, man.
That was crazy.
We just talked about that earlier.
Go back to California so he can feel better.
That nigga going to pop up in the comments like, yo.
You gon' pop.
How that shit did in that post?. He one of Manhattan niggas?
No.
That's why you want
that on your head?
No.
Look at that.
That's funny.
At least she was still
with him for a little bit, right?
Like five, six months later?
Yeah.
Five what?
She still was with him
after she found out.
Like six months later,
she still was with him.
Who said six months?
She just said, yeah.
Around that time, yeah.
She said she was with him for 10.
It took him four to pop?
We didn't have sex for like three months.
What was that nigga?
We didn't have sex for like three months.
You always think you're going to just pop early.
You're a pop early ass nigga.
Quick.
I'm going to steal you first.
Oh, what?
No.
We start arguing.
I'm stealing first.
It takes me a second.
We got him. I'm still in person. It takes me a second. Yeah.
We got him.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Who don't pot?
Oh, man.
Y'all niggas be potting up here, y'all.
I know.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of Melissa. Y'all be potting.
I ain't going to lie.
Her, I'm sick of.
What?
Y'all, I'm used to the lies.
I'm not lying.
Her, I'm tired of.
Who pulling shit?
You're the biggest liar.
In all of her stories.
You're the biggest liar.
You're the biggest liar, Joe.
You are.
Y'all potting.
You are lying.
No, you're not.
You're big.
You turn that shit on like this.
I'm number one on the lie list Here in terms of podcast lies
Yes
Well that means I'm a great potter
But I'll take that
I mean the real lies
I am so
In all male stories
She ain't fucked a dude
Till six, seven months in
No
In all her stories
She didn't say that
No that's not true
In all her stories
Every last one
I don't know nobody
That's over 30
That's waiting four months to fuck
No
I don't know
Well you gotta meet more people
No
They doing it
They not My ex-fiance We had sex the first night Ain't nobody out here Waiting three waiting four months to fuck. I don't know. Well, you got to meet more people. They doing it. They not.
My ex-fiance, we had sex the first night.
Ain't nobody out here waiting three and four months to fuck.
The girls don't want to wait three months to fuck.
Me and my girl, same shit, Mel.
First time.
Me and my girl.
Get free.
Yeah, mine took mine right down, too.
What are you talking about?
We need to get that out the way.
I need to know.
I need to know.
What, nigga?
I need to know what that's hitting on first.
Yeah.
It's the rodeo.
I ain't about to fall for you within a box of wax.
Lady Red.
Are you sick?
You stupid or something?
You crazy as hell.
I am not.
I took it down.
Talk that shit, Joe.
You know what I mean? We can say that. You hematite. We can say that. Hematite. That's it. I took it down. Talk that shit, Joe. Yeah, we can say that.
You hematite.
We can say that.
Hematite.
That's him.
That's him.
Right down.
That was a count.
Right down.
Long count.
Buster Douglas count.
Nah, he didn't have to count.
What you talking about?
First round knockout?
You just walked away?
Yeah.
You ran bed to bed.
Same night.
You stopped with what?
Same fight.
One of us.
Yeah, one of us, Kazak.
I'll let you tell it.
Anyway, how long it took me to tear that thing down?
We met.
We started talking.
Oh, no.
Oh, boy.
All right.
We don't care.
We don't care, dog.
We were talking for a long time.
Y'all was long distance, though.
We was the MFM first.
We was talking first.
There you go.
That's fame night, same fight.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
He ain't, and it really wasn't even him.
Light the bazooka, please.
Light the bazooka.
Light the bazooka.
Light the bazooka.
Light the bazooka.
Shh. I'm like, shh. No. No. No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. Can't nobody hear you, girl.
It's over.
Oh, man.
It's over.
That nigga trying to play.
Look at his fingers.
He trying to talk.
Look at his fingers.
Look at his fingers.
We got it! We got it!
Back to the rhythm and around again.
Oh, man.
She's like, thanks for the stick of that.
She's like, that joke, man, I'm going to kill you.
You're so stupid, yo.
I love when they get tired.
I love when they get tired, yo.
Oh, man.
All right, come on.
Four months.
I wish I was.
Man, man, man.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was.
I wish I was. I wish I was. I wish I was. I they get tired. I love when they get tired. Oh, man.
All right, come on.
Four months.
I wish I was.
It's been a minute.
It don't take you.
You never waited that long.
What's the longest you ever waited?
Don't ever.
We all waited long.
Oh, when I was young?
OK.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
One of my first, like, real girlfriends was a virgin.
It probably took me a year to pop.
But that's a grown man.
At 30 plus?
Who's waiting months?
So what are you giving?
What's the time frame in you?
I'm a talker though.
So for me,
I'm going to be on the phone with you for hours.
So I'm going to get to know you real quick.
I'm going to know your whole life story
in less than a week.
So it's a week.
I'm a talker.
You know.
You popping in a week? I'm just asking. I'm popping. Average? Yeah, about a week. I'm a talker. You know. You popping in a week.
I'm just asking.
I'm popping.
Average?
Yeah, about a week.
90%?
Why you keep buying your lip, man?
Huh?
Oh, shit.
Fuck you.
Easy.
No, no.
Not me.
Not me.
Point that way.
I am not.
Why you doing all these to week?
We're recording your face with cameras.
We have, Erickson is picking this up.
You're like,
yeah, that shit,
wearing these baggy shit don't work.
We see you,
you can't hop on that.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, no.
Yeah, a week,
a week and a half?
No?
No.
That's normal for you?
What?
Week, week and a half.
To do what?
That's a basic. I do what? That's invasive.
I'm asking.
If you meet a young lady.
Which I wouldn't.
No, you'd have met young ladies in your life.
When I was seven.
Get them jumped off.
Can't jam me up, nigga.
Yo, we having a conversation.
You got to go there.
Tell people to take it off.
I can't play this.
You'll find a girl in a dresser.
I can't play.
I can't play. Under the cafe find a girl in a dresser. I can't play.
Under the cabin.
Under the cabin.
In the dishwasher.
In the dishwasher.
In the turn signal.
I forgot that bitch was over there.
Bitch swimming in here.
I ain't know that.
Bitch swimming in the bubble.
I forgot she lived here.
Oh, man.
Yo, you've been married for a long time, but.
I have.
He ain't never been in the one week or less crew, though.
Still, chill.
Don't cap.
Oh, damn. Don't cap on the pod, nigga. They wasn't giving it to you like that. Oh. but I have he ain't never been in the one week of less crudo still chill off cap
Don't cap on the pod. They wouldn't give it to you like that
Big freezes I know CP up here with his curls talking with the first Friday Bring the catch up to And you know what's, why you coming with me, Joe? Huh? Why you doing this? Hey.
Hey.
I'll take it.
Bring the ketchup for two.
You see, you have to do ET type tactics to get what you want, nigga.
That's true.
Actually, not me.
That's true.
Extraterrestrial ass nigga.
Huh?
Tricking ten ass nigga.
You got to do all that shit.
Not me, nigga.
Us niggas like us, we talk.
Huh?
Have the conversation. Get the no get in they mind. You know, let them know that they fine Not me, nigga. Us niggas like us, we talk. Huh? Have the conversation.
Get the no get in their mind.
You know, let them know that they fine.
Oh, stop.
You can't.
It happens.
Listen, you can't shame me.
I didn't trip when I had tax problems either.
I'm not shaming you.
I'm just saying, you can't talk to a nigga like me.
What's your history?
You just got lucky.
Well, mm.
All right, I'ma chill.
Let's hear it.
I'ma chill.
100% pure love
back to the rhythm and around again
I'm gonna be dancing
100%
I'm having so much fun
I'm done I don't have nothing else to talk about
what up what happened
Chris Berman
what
what what use a chapstick Chris Chris Berman
Holy shit.
He asked you if you was playing the harmonica.
You have to fight him.
No, dog. You have to fight him.
Crap the gas can.
Nah, that was crazy.
Look, and then he's going to show you how to apply it.
Then he's going to show you how to apply it.
Are you laughing at this nigga?
She laughing at anything, this nigga.
Don't let him got you.
What you got going on over here now?
Now I'm about to go in.
Who y'all?
You two.
Why she laughing at your jokes extra hard?
Maybe I'm funny.
No, you, teeth is not funny.
Why you that funny if you're in a relationship, though?
You eat a lot of candy.
Why you trying to crack?
Why other girls is finding you funny?
I could crack you, huh?
Yeah, let's go on.
Let me find a sleeper, yo.
I don't want to.
I really don't want to.
Chill. Chill what? Chill what? Chill what? Chill what, nigga? Oh my God. Let me find a sleeper. I don't want to. I really don't want to.
Chill what?
Chill what?
Chill what, nigga?
You need to get like this.
If you ain't got to go to the cops, you're not like me.
Like me.
Fuck out of here, nigga.
Shake that shit off, nigga.
Let you have beat with a lawnmower on top of your shit.
Stop.
Take it off.
All right, let me see here.
You violated me with the chastity. You put it on to show, let me see here. You violated me with the chapter.
You put it on to show me how to do it.
You sit up there. What am I listening to?
You look crazy.
Look, I was like this.
It looked crazy.
I'm chilling, my nigga.
I don't want no sauce.
I ain't lying.
You good, dog.
Jesus.
Take the wheel.
Yo, Mel, so if one of the young guys out there
want to holler at you, tell them what they have to do.
Is there a website to go to or Instagram?
Yo!
What?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
What you want to do?
Holy shit.
Hey, Flip.
Yes, OnlyFans.com.
Flash.
Yo.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Hey, yo, they got Mel. Yo, I put it in the group, and I took it back. They said, yo, my god. Hey, yo, they got mail.
Yo, I put it in the group, and I took it back.
They said, yo, my man sent it.
Yo, they got mail OnlyFans on the website.
Oh, my god.
This nigga is the most inappropriate man in the world.
I put it in the group, and I took it back.
I said, nah, they going to check me for this shit.
Thank you, Flip.
We was by a window.
We got it, buddy.
We got it.
Oh, boy.
Shout out to mail, man.
You doing good there.
You know what?
If a young boy wants to holler at me,
he can...
What's the email address here?
Oh, what?
Here.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I got you.
Hey, Joe.
I got you.
I got you.
If the young dude...
That is trafficking.
If you want to holler at Mel...
Don't play with me.
Subscribe to the $50 Patreon.
Type your question in there
that you want to holler at Mel.
By the time this is released,
the $500 tier will be available.
Me and Mel might pull up
a little hookah with you.
Five minutes.
You could drive her home.
You could drive her home.
Five minutes.
Hold up.
$1,000 tier?
Whoever Mel picked, we interviewed him, Joe.
Wow.
Joe.
Wow.
I ain't say you could pop.
Talk about trafficking.
Oh, my God.
Whoever Mel picked him, we interviewed him, y'all.
Can we interview the nigga Mel picked?
No.
Can y'all get out of Mel's pussy?
Can we have him up here?
God damn.
Y'all, you just bought us.
Look.
Y'all niggas.
God damn it. Whoever Mel picked, we're going to interview you. You're you just bought a look. Look. That nigga's the lady. I don't quit for this. God damn it.
You know what?
Whoever Mel's pick, we're going to interview you.
You're going to interview with me,
and we're going to interview you and find out if you're worth
sitting in front of greatness.
And put the King magazine away in the lotion, nigga.
Lubaderm.
Throw it away.
This nigga's wild.
She's different than I am, my friend.
This guy is stupid.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
On and on and on and...
Yeah, cause girls is playas too
Heyyyy
Yeah, yeah, cause girls is playas too
You got old school dance
Why you so stupid?
Cause girls is playas too
She's like this
They just get money all around the world cause girls is playas too Alright All right.
That's enough woman empowerment.
Coralie Ray, knock it off, too.
We can find sleepers.
Come on, come on.
Let's find some.
You got one?
I'm ready.
I'm going to look for one right now.
Come on.
I've appropriated the God Did Nigga All podcast.
And I think that's our title, God Dad Did.
So I might as well give them a look.
And I like this record.
So this record is called Know the Truth by Friday.
Two O's.
Oh, I'm not playing it.
That's why.
Oops.
Bong.
Booyaka! Sorry about that. I'm not playing it. That's why oops bong
Booyaka, sorry about that
It's only two minutes long so I'll just let it rock
Yeah, I'm in the field tonight fuck I'm trying to run up
Shit is getting real tonight Yeah, your friends told on me, but
They told on you, too They can't throw dirt on me when
We both know the truth Girl, I'm tryna fuck you like a freak
Lookin' at scissors got me too deep Fuck it, you could get it in the backseat
That's the type of timing I'm on
Tryna plug into your channel like a TV
Girl, I hear you spinning like a CD
Going back to back, got you on repeat
That's the type of shit that we on
Riding in a hotel and what I'm finna do to you tonight
You know I got some shit and I gotta get it off my mind
I know just how you like it, baby, I'ma get you right
I know you ain't with the game so I won't waste no time
It's time to show me that it's real, mmm I know you ain't with the game, so I won't waste no time
It's time to show me that it's real, mmm Yeah, I'm in the field tonight
Fuck, I'm tryna run it up, ooh Shit, it's getting real tonight
Yeah, your friends told on me, but it's hell on you too
They can throw dirt on me When we both know the truth
Girl, we both know the truth
It don't hit the same if it ain't you
Girl, you one of them and you ain't too
Girl, you one of them and you ain't too
It's brand new music from Friday with 2Y's
Record is called Know The Truth.
Shout out to him.
Having a real good year.
Yo, don't throw your little crip signs up.
Don't do that again.
Tell my son.
Don't throw crip signs up to him neither.
Sometimes I steal my son from him.
Who, Friday?
Shout out to Friday.
Let's record that.
Oh, okay.
I'm going back to Big Jersey again.
Patterson, Big Jersey.
This is Fetty Wap.
Record is called Tonight.
Let's go, Fetty.
Let's go, Fetty. The way you break it down Like, girl, I need you now
Yeah, baby Tonight is going down
Ain't no one around Let me hold you down, baby
You can scream out loud if you want to Had to make you mine, cause I want you
And it ain't nothing I make it last, yeah, babe You can scream out loud if you want to Had to make you mine cause I want you
Ain't nothing that I won't do, babe
Tonight getting your back
Girl, come show me why you back
Girl, I'm here, let's make it last
Girl, you're fine like wine, but your feelings be tough
I get your love like gas, keep on filling you up
And you don't be around the crowd never doing too much
And I be telling everybody I can't keep it on hush
Catch me out with you baby, know I'm doing the most
I keep my arms around you baby, I be keeping you close
Girl you're smooth like butter, I'ma bring you the toast
Give me bread baby, I can make it come out of loaf
Let em try you, bet the nigga turn to a ghost
In designing you put it on a level you post
From behind, and I know you're loving the stroke Either you or my money but I lay the most, yeah
Never need a bag, pick a place and we go, yeah Never tryna brag, I just thought you should know, yeah
It's about a bag, I'ma get it and go And I been lookin' at your ass since you came through the door, yeah, babe
You can scream out loud if you want to Had to make you mine cause I want you
And it ain't nothing I won't do
Yeah, babe
Tonight get in your bag
Girl, show me why you bad
I'm here, let's make it last
Yeah, babe
You can scream out loud if you want to
That's Tonight by Fetty Wap
Big Jersey once again
I'm staying in Jersey
There we go
Big Jersey
Rasheed Chappelle, Lil Vic, 38 Specials, Courtside
Now I'm in, check
Project C
AOC
I'ma meet you over there around 3, y'all
Ayo, my name 38
And I don't like questions
Both my homies caught life, them was life lessons
Made your first meal
And you ain't respect it
You broke fast off your first meal like breakfast
Fuck in the daytime, no night sessions
Never let a side bitch have my wife's dresser
These my blessings
I ain't got a bright complexion But I reside in a white section Never let a side bitch have my wife's dresser These my blessings
I ain't got a bright complexion But I reside in the white section
I guess it's the safest part of the city Lincoln freed the slave, they put his face on a penny
All my hoes faces gotta be pretty Don't talk that bougie shit, take this bottle of Henny
Pray God forgive me for all mine My mom died, it's a lot of pain in my hard drive
On my grind for a long time
Still got ten toes down on this fluorescent course
We in the green room, wild and loud
It's Walt Frazier's suit
I used to use wire hangers as ball hoops
Now I'm at the garden in Madison Square
I face on a jumbotron, nigga, we here
Concierge for the VIP, that's me
Getting texts from my niggas like, is that you, Shee?
Yup, y'all see me 4K on TV
Try to tell niggas, but y'all ain't believe me
I pass niggas who last year was that nigga
At this pace next year, won't even dab, niggas
Don't at niggas like I see you, King
Saw y'all too, now watch me do my thing
Oh shit, the Knicks scored, it's close to game time
Let me put this phone down and enjoy some courtside niggas that's
courtside Rasheed Chappelle 38 special and little bit ish I am going to I don't
know if he from Jersey like y'all but um the dude's name is Dana Vaughn And the song is Touch My Soul
Alright Now tell me fellas have you seen her? Shawty right there with her name in gold
She'll make a preacher out of sinner
Gotta show my shot before the door is closed
So baby where you going?
Turn around and see the man you're turning down
Your presence is pure, I can't ignore
Because you're doing something spiritual
Maybe it's the fact that you're chosen
Eternity got in the moment
And I can see why you think I'm fronting
But I'ma stay right here and say nothing
You just need to
Touch my soul
To say the truth
So won't you
Touch my soul
Just one touch
Oh
Touch my soul
It's all you need to do
So
Touch my soul
So touch my soul
You don't know me
I don't know you
But deep down inside I wanna show you
And I just dream of real love
Open the sky that's above
At a certain time of day
Spirit's telling me
A couple ways I could prove to you
I want you
No, I ain't playin' around
I'll never put you down
You tired of runnin' around
You just wanna settle down
Let's make a deal
If I make you my girl, ain't no others allowed
Love me to the end so I won't ever doubt
I think it's about time you show your super power
You just need to
Touch my soul
To say the truth
So won't you
Touch my soul
Just one touch
Touch my soul
That's Dana Vaughn's
Touch My Soul
Okay, y'all ready?
Let's get some vibes, yo
I know some vibes
You're trying to say my song
wasn't no vibe
No, it was cool
That was a vibe too
You know, she's coming with
like the incense vibes
You should be last, man with your she's coming with the incense vibes.
You should be last, man, with your vibes.
You coming with the incense vibes.
I should be last with my?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a Jamaican.
You should be last.
I'm sorry, man.
Let's call this Chups.
My sleeper today is from J-Yo, a.K.A. It's Bando Fernando
It's from his project called
If Tomorrow Never Comes
Matter of Time
J.O.
J.O.
J.O. Let go, let go, let go
Let go, let go, let go
A close friend said I was overrated
The same friend said I was arrogant
It's the same friend I used to get my clothes
It's the same friend that showed me how to bet
I never knew you felt like that
And I'll take this as it is, so
The fans know that I'm the showstopper
And if I'm on, then we on
Steady million dollar dreamin'
It's comin' any given Sunday like I'm Willie Beeman
My mom's got tendinitis and could hardly walk
My father had a stroke and he could hardly talk
My homie killed my homie, man, that wasn't right
Sometimes I think about it, I can't even sleep at night
I'm walkin' through the rain so I can see the sun
And the funny thing about it, I don't wanna talk
I'm tryna get to this money, money, money
And all of this money on my mind
They say more money, more problems, problems, problems
But they can't never stop my grind
I'm getting tired of the haters, haters, haters
That they can't never stop my shine
I'm trying to get to this paper, paper, paper
It's cloudy outside but the sun gon' shine
It's just a matter of time
It's just a matter of time, yeah
It's just a matter of time
Just a matter of time, yeah
That's J.R. right there.
Okay.
You know, a.k.a. Bando Fernando.
Matter of Time featuring Kawa.R. right there. Okay. You know, a.k.a. Bando Fernando. Matter of Time featuring Kawa.
All right.
All right.
My sleeper is called Beige.
Hmm.
And it's by Terrace Martin featuring Aaron Ray and Elena Pinderhughes. Are you trying to say you're with it?
Are you trying to say you get it?
You know there's a way to this, way to this
Please don't play no games with this, okay
Gotta hold your weight in this, weight in this
Everything we have, it just be so, uh
And I'm tryna say
Seems like lately we're falling all the way down
It don't feel the same now If you're trying to save me
I've been mistaken
Got nothing strange
My heart is breaking
Love don't have to be so hard
Just tell me how we can get this far
Don't have to be so hard
Let down the guard
If I'm being honest babe
I've been standing right here with you
A nigga been down since day one And that ain't shit, you got to spruce
If I'm being honest, babe I don't really care for things like passion
No extras, no testing If I'm not good enough
Let's do it up, up, up, uh, uh
That's just a look, uh, just chucking down your socks
No more wasting time now
If you're with it, just be with it
Cause it's fortunate that we go through shit now
Everything's gonna be like this, baby
Love don't have to be so hard Just tell me how we get this far 🎵 Chukbi sa'yo 🎵
🎵 Lata ni ka 🎵
🎵 Lata ni ka 🎵
🎵 Lata ni ka 🎵 That was Beige by Terrace Martin featuring Elena Pinderhughes and Aaron Ray.
I like it.
Another one. Another vibe.
Off the vibey playlist.
Off the triple D playlist.
D, D, D.
Good show today, y'all.
I'm going to be able to play that playlist for somebody.
One day, right?
Yes.
One day.
Find a little yoga sex partner.
You got Tinder?
Somebody to do some Pilates with.
You got Tinder?
I do.
No, no, I don't have Tinder.
Swipe to the right.
She got eHarmony.
Christian Mingle.
We'll punch you in your fucking face. got eHarmony. Christian Mingle. Fuck out of here.
We'll punch you in your fucking face.
I saw you on there.
What were you doing on there?
What were you doing on there?
Answer-ish.
What?
He said, is it Tinder?
He didn't say that.
That's some hate joke. What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
That's a joke.
It's a joke.
And I have to put it on-ish
because that's my narrative.
It's a joke.
Yeah.
And I have to put it on ish because that's my narrative.
Look what they did to this Ice Cube classic.
And it should work somehow.
I'm getting back in the want. I love this song.
So cute.
Cause girls is players too.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause girls is players too.
Keep playing, baby.
Yo, get a pen, yo.
Get a pen.
Your little curly head eyes.
Get a pen.
You're going to be JR the Godfather.
Anybody can get in the booth.
It breaks my heart. The Godfather. Anybody can get in the booth. All right, y'all.
Oh, God.
I love y'all.
Bionic 6, we couldn't have done it without y'all.
Hope we provided an audio adventure for y'all out there today.
Huh?
We couldn't have done it without God. Couldn't have done it without y'all out there today we couldn't have done it without God couldn't have
done it without y'all the Lord it counted us out a million times we still
came to work today was traffic it still made it huh
it's foggy come on was foggy outside I took a little nap earlier Hit the snooze button We have real shit going on in our lives
But we made it
Thank God
Keep us in your prayers or don't
I'ma pray for myself
So fuck y'all
It don't really matter
You know what I mean?
I trust me talking to my God about me
More than you talking about me
Hey Hey It's me talking to my God about me more than you talking about me. Hey.
Hey.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell.
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I'm your center. A series of moments and moments past The God in the dark
So leave me in the dark
Swimming with the sharks
Dope Dwight
Big Cops
Got a kilo on the place
Send him on his way
Or I could go and buy a bank
I know my money's safe
They count it as size
They need to get me married
They didn't even that we were like, oh They didn't believe in us
Oh, but I'm in love with all your secrets
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, but I'm in love with all your secrets
Sky gets the limit every day I reach
They was tired of me winning, now they can't sleep
Come on, it's crazy Sky is the limit every day I reach They was tired of me winning and they didn't sleep Don't want to see me in the ring, better play deep
Nigga, God did his thing when he made me
With the eyes staked against me, I could crack the bitchy
I know only God could judge us, I say that for Britney
They smell blood like a shark that start acting fishy
While I'm at that gas and they gon' have to kiss me
Please don't hate me just to hate me
Before they overrate me, they gon' underestimate me You know the rules, they gon' bury me and excavate me I'ma go out, we already formed a force
And I'ma make no pops come here
It's fine, y'all hold it down
Peace, blessings, health, wealth, love, prosperity
And we'll be back
We'll be back
Enjoy your weekend, yo
Hey I'm through running what I did, I practiced singing such I prayed more and said less, God did the rest
Hey, down in the south
Baby, when we at the coast
It breaks my heart
When we at the coast
When we at the coast
Oh, what's up with the acapella?
They got it on fire.
Yo.
He was sucking titties in the booth.
Motor boating, yo.
Holy shit.
That record don't even hit the same
without that verse
on there man
without the whole verse
yeah man
it's just different
alright
deuces god damn it
I hope this was
a good part
y'all tell me
y'all tell me
on reddit
JVP
JVP
where would you be
without the JVP
you could get fired you could get fired yo yo you JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?
You're going to get fired.
You're going to get fired, yo.
Yo, you, nigga, you got to participate.
It's a board nation.
This motherfucker.
Just have a pee and talk for three hours.
Hey, yo, hey, yo.