The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 605 | "3 Hookah Tips In His Mouth"
Episode Date: February 25, 2023The gang talks about the upcoming Oscars as Rihanna is set to perform (20:20) while The Academy also prepares to get a crisis management team in place (22:30). A debate about white vs. black drug tv s...hows ensues as season 5 of Snowfall is underway (31:23), 6LACK has an album due in March (42:38), and Snoh Aalegra’s recent tweet brings a discussion about the challenges artists still face in music (51:12). Also, Saucy Santana has some comments about hookah (1:33:55), ADIDAS is reportedly re-approaching business with Kanye (1:55:15), Part of the Show (2:02:26), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Jozzy - “Alone” Ice | Payroll Giovani (feat. Jeezy) - “Ex Dealer Flow 2” Parks | Times Change (feat. Mooch) - “Destined” Ish | Kevin Ross - “Show & Prove” Melyssa | Ukweli & Xenia Manasseh - “Waiting” QueenzFlip | Lord Ju - “My Bop”
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i don't do this just for the recognition. I do it for the children. No, Joe Biden.
The children bounce them on their knees.
I'm on the knee and then I see your melody Time for a new man
I gotta go watch this again.
Did you miss me?
Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check, one, two, one, two
Mic check, one, two, one, two
Salutations
Hey, my voice sound good after that part
Hey
Loving you, loving you
Is ecstasy to me
Hope y'all feeling good, feeling good out there
Shout out to the ladies, listen
Ladies
Hey Oh, listen up, ladies. Ayy.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to the haters.
Couldn't have done none of this without y'all.
Hey, a few of the haters, I learnt y'all names this weekend
I learnt, yeah, I learnt a few of y'all names
But you gotta make me say it
Make me say it, nigga
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Parks finally came, Verb, Corp, alright gang is all here, let me get ready man, barefoot
vibes is in effect.
You're not barefoot.
Oh yeah.
You're sock foot.
Shoeless, shoeless.
Alright, I'll do that for pop real quick
Y'all mean I'm in my 70s bag
If you in New York, it's really, really cold
Good weather to cuddle up, huh?
Little spoon vibes
Don't let her shame you, don't let her shame you
Let her throw her fucking leg over you for a change, huh?
Keep me safe
Yeah
Back it up on her
You want my love and you better not
It's that shit you gotta play for the
You know it's true, but you gotta
I play for the young hoes too
Like a trailing bag
Let me teach you something, young girl
You can't get what you never had
Well, bless your soul
You can't go through
I know the truth truth not so do you
How how
Hey
You can't hide
Nah we jammin' let it ride let it ride let it ride
Oh
Betcha
Betcha
Can't hide love can't hide love But I betcha, I can't hide
You know
You know
You know what I mean?
Some of y'all woke up this morning Started cleaning the house
And I bet it was the dude
Lazy ass girlfriend in bed still snoring
Drew law coming out of the mouth
Nigga up and sweeping
Mopping for hours
Temperature's rising
I don't wanna feel
I used to hate that in the big house
You get the big house so you can hide from your significant other
She wake up and immediately look for you.
I'm hiding from you.
Longing to love you
just for a night.
Kissing and hugging
and holding you tight.
Please let me love you
with all my heart.
All right, we're going to sing
this joke like a family
or at least pretend to.
The reasons.
The reasons that we're here
The reasons that we're here
Yeah, I mean, this was when Ish was in high school.
I feel it don't disappear
And after the love game has been played
All our illusions are just a parade
And all our reasons start to fade Has been played. You've definitely heard of the show, buddy. All our illusions are just a parade. I'm ready to do it now.
I'm hyped.
I'm hyped.
I'm hyped.
And all our reasons start to fade.
Yo, courting women in the 70s had to be fun.
Like, you know how you felt when, well, how I felt when So Far Gone dropped?
Like, it was fun to court women when So Far Gone dropped.
Yes.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
And easy.
Yo. Yo. We gonna lie to you. And easy.
We gonna tell the truth. Oh my God.
My 70s playlist in the 70s. I think I would have been that dude. No! No! No! No! No! No!
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Alright, goddammit. I'm here.
I'm here. I'm alert. I'm awake.
I'm aware. I'm well-rested. I am
focused. Hold up, man. Look at these drops.
These drops up in this.
Alright, man.
Check this the fuck out.
605. 605.
605.
Gang is all here on time, too.
That tardy shit is out the window.
Niggas is here looking good, smelling good, focused, prepped, and ready to work.
I know it looks like fun when we sit here.
We make it look fun.
But we here to get the job done, huh?
Shout out to Big Daddy Kane while we at it.
Shout out to all of y'all listening.
We couldn't do this without y'all.
Gang is all here.
Mel is here.
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Poe is here.
Corey is here.
Burns is here.
Junior is here somewhere, hopefully.
He's back there, yeah.
All right, good.
Erickson is here.
Keeb is here.
Ian is here.
I don't know why these two niggas keep coming.
But gang is all here.
Happy to see you.
Happy to have everyone.
How's everyone doing?
Feeling?
What's up?
I feel excellent, man.
It's true.
Happy Friday.
Good.
Word.
Happy Saturday.
Happy Saturday.
Oh, right.
Sorry, my bad.
We good.
Don't worry about it. We're good.
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We're good good We feel good man
Wake up
There we go
There we go
Hey listen
Listen
Hey
Yeah yeah yeah
Hey hey hey
Hey
Listen
This nigga
He came here dressed
All professional
Like a fucking
Fashion Nova model
Because he came here
About work
Shout out to the new
YouTube monetization rules
That say not to kill
Pardon me
I broke him early I broke them early.
This man was not playing.
If you thought Tuesday,
even Wednesday when I came, he did
not. He knows how to drag the ship.
And he did. Welcome. You look good. Drag the ship?
You did. Drag the ship.
Easy.
It's still on the ground. It's eroding.
The Titanic is still down there. I want to let the audience
know that I,
Joseph Anthony Button Jr.,
don't want problems with anybody.
Not Flip, not Ish,
Ice. My co-host may
try to provoke me for the sake of content.
I'm here to let you know
I'm not
rolling. Shout out to Mel.
I'm not rolling today.
Just so I'm clear
with what you just said,
the co-host may try
to provoke you for content.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Okay, I'm glad I'm rolling.
Why is that hilarious?
I think it's wonderful
that we have.
I think Flip does that a lot.
Me?
Oh, yes.
And he is a co-host.
Yes, that is for sure right on.
Which would make my statement true
unless the rest of you
would like to personalize it.
It does.
And make it apply to you guys.
It don't apply to us. But this is hypocrisy because I was just told on would like to personalize it. It does. And make it apply to you guys. It don't apply to us.
But this is hypocrisy because I was just told on Wednesday not to personalize anything.
And then now, Mel, you co-signed it.
Come on.
Let's get on the same page, Mel.
You left a good stain on me.
No, no, no.
You know what?
That's the other thing that I thought of after the last part.
I'm a little sick of his 5th and 6th, 7th wall, 8th wall, 9th wall, 10th wall, 11th wall.
Art.
I'm a little sick of it.
I am.
And I'm going to talk to Art about it.
Maybe.
He can't stop that.
Later.
He can't stop that.
Yo, Flip, I see why they kicked you off Uber, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would have suspended you, too.
They tried to sue me.
I would have.
I would have suspended you, too.
You was wild.
And I'm going to do it again.
I'm back.
For the audience that doesn't know, Flip used to drive an Uber and act really.
I pretend to drive an Uber after going viral. Don't say I used to. I uber and act pretend to drive an uber after going viral don't
say i used to i pretended well you drove the uber no disrespect to the uber you're my worst nightmare
and somehow you landed a spot right in here and a job here like that guy that does just that
anything for clout i've seen you now embarrass your wife in the shower. I've seen you fight kids.
I have. I've seen you do this
wild Uber shit. I've seen you in a
house full of
hard workers.
I have. You do a lot
for content. I did.
I've seen you light yourself on fire.
Something I regret.
And then the next day I had a fight with
Ebro after I had the third degree burn.
Then you had a fight.
Wait, you actually burnt yourself?
I lit my pants on fire to Jim Jones' song.
And I...
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I hate people doing that.
There you go.
I hate the point.
Yeah, I hate when people do that.
And hit the one right here, too.
Oh, I hate when they fucking do it.
Fuck your butt.
Hit the subscribe button.
Now, no.
Word.
I was going to subscribe.
I like your shit, but no now.
No.
No, now you make me feel way better.
You look sharp today, though, man.
Definitely not.
Thank you.
That was a long-winded way of saying, Joe,
you look all right today.
Thank you. I appreciate it. It wasn't born within, but you look today though, man. Thank you. That was a long-winded way of saying Joe, you look alright today. Thank you.
It wasn't born within, but you look sharp.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Were you actually
employed by Uber?
Do you think Uber would? Well, if you saw the doc,
then yeah. I took somebody else's
account and pretended to be an Uber driver.
No wonder they wanted to fucking sue you.
Oh my God. I'd sue the shit out of you.
I'm going to bring the plaque next week of the letter that they sent me.
I got it printed.
I got it in my house.
I think it's beautiful.
And then I tried to do it in London, too.
I did it twice, but then I got in trouble at the airport.
Then I got banned from St. Lucia.
I can't believe the Me Too movement let Uber get off the ground.
Yo.
Yeah, what? I heard about that after Me Too movement let Uber get off the ground. Yo. Yeah, what?
I heard about that after. Y'all come for everybody cousins. Y'all
don't come for the people y'all supposed to go get.
Talk about a toxic work environment.
They be creeps in the... They was going crazy in Uber.
Y'all seen Uber Doc? No.
No, but I know women.
They got a documentary about Uber?
Yeah, it's...
I think you may have left your keys. You want to go on a date? Really? Yeah, it's... I think you may have left your keys.
You want to go on a date?
Really?
Yeah, that'd be wild.
But how did they get the...
I'd be scared to be a girl in the workplace.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Yeah.
I'd be scared to be a girl, period.
Today, they can't do shit.
That shit is fucked up.
You see the video of the girl in the gym,
in her building,
opening the door because of the dude.
That was that last time.
Bruh, like...
I didn't see the video explaining it.
That was nasty.
She's in the gym by herself.
Early morning.
Early, early in the morning.
Why'd she do that?
Why she can't do it?
Actually, hey, funny question, but no, no, no.
Don't elaborate.
Stop.
I'm not laughing.
Do I look like I'm laughing?
Don't elaborate on that.
Just go ahead, bro.
No, but what I'm saying is that is where they need to go now
because of these niggas.
All right, yeah.
That's true.
That's what I'm talking about.
Lel, you see the stupid,
you see the videos?
I'm sick.
That was sick what he did to her.
That was sick.
So yeah, a dude came up to the door,
like, I guess like he lived there
or something,
needed to get in the building.
She let him in
and he started following her around
trying to pin her down.
She fought a wall.
Yeah, she really had to get up out of there.
I encourage all women out there to have some form of protection
if you travel, mass transportation, the public, the train system, the buses.
Just anywhere.
Ubers, coming home from work, coming home from the kids at school,
just women, please, please please cuz these niggas
ain't shit out here what would you suggest that they carry some mace and a poker
well first check on the laws where you live in New York it would be a taser
above a certain wattage is against the law but I don't know what that is
Google it New York in Houston oh yeah I sent mine right to the gun store
Houston they gonna lay you down.
Holler at that black nigga.
Is it still the four fingers of the knife?
No, the gun.
Your knife can't pass your four fingers?
Hey, yo, dawg, I'll deal with the law later.
Yeah, like be alive.
I'll tell mine to deal with the law later.
Be alive.
Okay.
Carry a poker, carry a little something
to get them up off you.
Anything, they got 380s that fit in the palm of your hand.
No, easy, easy.
We unpacked it, Thank you, John Wick.
It's a song by the boo.
All right, come on.
Where do y'all want to begin today?
There's a lot to talk about today somehow.
And I'm going to tell the truth about a few niggas.
A few of them I like. Why don't you just start it off with that you're always doing that
and then come back to it cuz it's not this this is not big enough to open with
say no more so open up but I am going to get back and I'm gonna hold you to that
or the music shit I want let's have fun let's have fun there's music to get to
at some point R Kelly that no it's not it's not it's not it's not That's not funny. I said funny. You immediately got the R. Kelly, Harvey Weinstein.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
I agree.
It's not.
I bought seven movie tickets this morning.
For Cocaine Bear?
Three tonight for Cocaine Bear.
I'm going.
I'm going tonight.
Yeah, me too.
Cocaine Bear tonight.
And next week
I bought the
Creed 3 tickets
4 tickets
Get these things off me
Some elbow room
Yeah
So yeah
7 movie tickets
I can't believe
That I'm going to watch
Something called Cocaine Bear
It's not an ad
I know it sound like one
Y'all see where I'm getting money
I'm not
But I'm gonna go watch
And I heard it was fire
Yeah
And I heard it was fire And I saw a rumor I don't
know how true it is but if it's true even if it's not I want it to be true that they
talk about no and man's in it now I expanded make it a universe out of it so now a cocaine
beer universe I'm in there you know alligator yeah I like this this decades a spoof let's
go everything is stupid I like it I love. I like it. I love it. I love it.
Okay, give me some backstory on Cocaine Bear.
Some smugglers.
There's a cocaine and some bears.
And a bear got to it.
It's a true story.
Inspired by a true story.
Yes.
Got it.
The bear is zooted.
The bear is zooted.
The bear opened up the bird.
No, the birds.
Zooted and booted.
The bear opened up the keys and really got high and started...
Wiling out.
Start talking too much.
I cannot, you don't understand.
I can't wait.
This is in theaters?
Yes.
Yes.
And they getting my money.
I think I want to go.
Three tickets.
I always get three when I go by myself.
You can come with me.
Oh, the other two tickets are children tickets tonight.
She short.
Yeah, I'm short.
I'm short.
I could put on my Canada Goose and hoodie. You know they don't actually look like my money. there's children tickets tonight. She's short. I'm short.
I could put on my Canada Goose and hoodie.
They don't actually look like my hoodie. Perfect spot for a male age joke
that I'm skipping, audience.
Perfect spot for a joke that I'm skipping.
Thank you.
I'm not a male tribe out there.
So you bought seven tickets for who?
Me.
Four for Creed.
He bought four and three.
And three for Cocaine Bear tonight.
Is it for tonight or just this weekend?
Oh.
Yeah.
When you go by yourself, you buy three tickets.
So listen, off of our Jonathan Major, off of our...
He don't get it.
He's poor.
I'm poor.
My mom sent me a text about you this week.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
And who's poor, nigga?
And it didn't say that you was poor.
What'd it say?
I don't know if I want to snitch on my mom.
She listens.
I'm about to turn up.
She said, he's looking better with all that money.
All what money?
I didn't ask her.
I'm not that bad.
I'm going to call your mother.
I got to know what money. I'm a feds listener. What money? I didn't ask her. I'm not that bad. I'm going to call your mother. I got to know what money.
I'm a feds listener.
What money?
You got it, bro.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Listen, Jonathan Majors.
Off of our Jonathan Majors fight,
y'all got me in a lot of trouble.
Yeah.
I do not like talking about
hey, from now on,
because there's so many mics here,
when y'all start talking
about some shit
that I don't know nothing about,
I need a noise.
I need some type of ding-ding.
Because I just start letting y'all cook, and then I go get flamed.
I've been getting flamed since the last part.
But Jonathan Majors is in Creed III.
If he's a superstar, y'all say, he better win.
He's not going to win.
You know he's not going to say, he better win. He's not gonna win. Come on, you know he's not gonna win. He better win.
He better beat the nigga that shot
the superstardom by saying hi to his aunt.
And he won't be in Creed 4.
I feel like Jonathan Major's role
in Creed 3 is gonna be kind of like
Dolph Lundgren, like the Russian
in Rocky.
That's the energy that I get
from his role in this.
He's not going to win. Who's the better actor?
Jonathan Major or Michael B. Jordan?
Jonathan Major. Who's the better actor?
Jonathan Major. Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
Michael B. Jordan or Tasha from Power?
Yo.
Tasha.
Yo, Tasha.
Alright, Michael B. Jordan or
Lala from Power
Yo
You gotta chill
Yo why you do all that
Cause he see you
He gonna check you
Stop
He won't see me
I'll be home
No he gonna see you
I don't go to
They be looking for you
On the lawn
He in Jersey too
Yeah they be looking for you
He out here
He right out here
They be looking for you
But why you can't
Diss a nigga and support him
You not supporting him
I didn't support him
I'm going for a ticket
You bought four tickets
I put four tickets to a movie.
I do support it. You said Lala
or him. Who's better? Who do you think is better? Who's the better actor?
Who? To you. Michael B. George.
It's a toss-up.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go with my toss-up.
Lala's hard-working, though.
I'll give you that. She's fine.
Now y'all make me want to ask some questions,
but they're friends, so I ain't going to do it to y'all.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Oh, my God.
Hello?
La, la, or Monet?
Monet.
Monet.
Who's Monet?
Don't worry about it.
Do I know her?
Mm-hmm.
Monet.
Don't worry about it.
Oh.
Yo, no disrespect.
Yeah, no doubt.
No doubt.
Grammy nominated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No disrespect. Yeah, no doubt, no doubt. Grammy nominated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No disrespect.
Oh.
Well, anyway, speaking of Black Panther and Michael B. Jordan,
loving his aunt, or not loving his aunt, whatever.
Hi, auntie.
What was that stupid shit?
Hey, auntie.
Hey.
I can't believe us.
We so gullible.
Hey, auntie.
No, it was the other shit.
The bury me in the ocean with my ancestors.
That long.
That's what got him.
I'm going to go watch
Fruitvale Station again.
Good luck.
But it's going to be Michael.
I'm going to make sure
it's Michael B. Jordan this time.
Never.
They got me with
the true story last night.
Never.
Never watching that show.
Listen,
Rihanna's performing
at the Oscars.
Let's start there
because that should be
nice and fast.
So she's nominated too.
Of course.
For her first song,
Lift Me Up.
Of course. She is hustling, boy. Yeah. They she's nominated too. Of course. For her song Lift Me Up. Of course.
She is hustling, boy.
Yeah.
They getting hustled.
Yeah.
Who getting hustled?
These black artists
that's falling.
No, the Oscars
took one look
at the numbers
and how many people
tuned in
to the Super Bowl
in the first half
just to watch her
and they were like
our numbers
have been declining
so Miss Riri,
would you do us the honors of
singing the song that you were nominated for?
Of course. Of course. Shout out to Rihanna.
Yeah. Black people
don't watch the Oscars. I urge America
to please get your favorite
comforter and pillow out.
Get you a little nighttime
snack ready.
It's the snooze fest.
They air all the awards.
She gonna put you right to bed with that fucking snooze bullshit.
The song, you don't like the song?
No.
No.
I don't.
Nobody does.
I'm gonna take it a step further.
I like that song.
You the first verse?
I was gonna say I'm gonna take it a step further.
I haven't heard anyone say they like the song.
I do.
You the first.
Yeah.
Okay. I think people were so the first. Yeah. Okay.
I think people were so excited that she was going to release some new music
that they were just like down for whatever.
And I'm like, I was underwhelmed.
No, they thought she was repping for us
because they thought that the movie was going to be repping for us.
But once Raimondo came out, once Razor Ramon came out,
it's like, all right, Rihanna's repping for the wrong people here. Rest in peace to Scott Hall. Yes, rest in peace to Razor Ramon came out, it's like, all right, Rihanna's repping for the wrong people here.
Rest in peace to Scott Hall.
Yes, rest in peace to Razor Ramon.
Rest in peace.
There you go.
There you go.
Your arms are short as hell, nigga.
Forget it.
Can't even dab this.
God damn, nigga.
Your back hurt?
Your back hurt?
Stop doing all that stunting.
Yo, why your arms so...
Yo, just stunting.
You're going, chill. You're so dumb. Anyway, shout out arms so... You just stunting? You going chill.
You so dumb.
Anyway, shout out to Rihanna.
Shout out to the Oscars.
Good luck.
I'm not watching that shit.
Also, the Oscars has...
You are a liar.
You are going to watch it.
I'm not watching the Oscars.
You're not going to watch the Oscars.
Am I a SAG member and I don't know it?
Who the fuck want?
No.
I am so watching.
Oh, we know.
Yes.
I am so watching.
Text me the Cliff Notes. I will. Yeah, we know. Come on. We know. We know. I am so watching. Text me the Cliff Notes.
I will.
I will.
Absolutely.
Also, the Oscars are said to have a crisis management team for the first time.
Oh, thank God.
Yeah.
You gotta be kidding me, though.
They felt like how they handled the slap was not to, you know.
The fact that it's known as the quote unquote the slap is terrible.
They feel like the way that they handled it was not up to snuff
because it was like what the fuck
do you do?
Yeah.
What the fuck
do you do when one of the biggest stars
in the world gets up on the stage
and slaps the shit out of the host?
There is no
let's go to the manual.
There was nothing. This is the most press that the Osc. Like, there is no, okay, let's go to the manual. There was nothing.
This is the most press
that the Oscars got in 20 years.
I don't know why they're tripping.
Do you think that they will have slap jokes?
In hip-hop, we just...
They want somebody to slap somebody else.
Yeah.
Do it again.
No.
In hip-hop, you do what?
We just call the Prince family.
Thanks.
All right.
I'm not doing it anymore.
Let's just call a little Boosie somebody.
Yo.
Who's the crisis management team?
They had Denzel and Chris,
Denzel and them under pressure last year.
Yo, do something.
They was so fucked up.
They supposed to be on commercial,
but I was looking at Denzel on the sidelines.
Denzel and Samuel L. Jackson.
That was their crisis management at the time.
Honestly, how would they have prevented that?
When he jumped on the stage, they would have rushed him?
Tape delay, for one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right there, tape delay.
Mm-hmm.
Ta-da.
But they only want the tape delay for,
never mind, I ain't going.
Yeah.
You know what, you know it, dog.
For the Source Awards.
Yeah, they need that for us.
They do.
That's it.
Tape delay for anything that we on.
The Source Awards. We can go live for the rest of you. The Source Awards was kind of crazy, yo. us they do that's it take the late for anything that we all it's been a lot of
mistakes in hip-hop all right come on what else is important shout out to the
Oscars and everyone participating all the. Shout out to Mel. All the members.
Shout out to Mel.
She will be watching it and giving us cliff notes.
Yeah.
I'm really excited.
Shout out to the pod after that.
She is going to bleed y'all with Oscar.
I'm taking off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She got it.
I'm calling out.
I ain't going to hold you.
Right there.
Go ahead, Mel.
Cook.
Listen, don't threaten me with a good fucking time.
That is my jam.
That is where I thrive
don't say jam please
okay
please
don't
I'm gonna
I'm gonna fuck you up
okay
alright
this is
keep it up
so
it was somebody's idea
to have six mics
I had a question
for anybody here that wanted to answer.
Okay.
No, I'm not calling my ex.
Good one.
He tried us.
He tried us.
No, I was talking about Tyga and Avril Lavigne.
Dating.
Cher and Lil' Homeboy.
I wanted to come in and ask y'all.
Hey, when you write, you write.
I tried to
clown y'all for these old white chicks.
But it might
be a vibe.
Hey,
I ain't gonna lie to you now.
I don't know Tigger to be wrong a whole lot.
If he fucking Avril
Levine...
Avril Levine still looks like a teenager, though.
She got a little fire.
I mean, and they do.
They all freaky.
Who are old white girls?
I mean, the older ones, yeah.
They were down the triad.
How would you know?
I mean, you could bend them all.
And it's black history.
All over the place.
It is.
Tell us about older white women.
Acknowledge the white.
That's opening their
legs.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sorry.
Right there.
Come on.
Get the right.
Timestamp.
Yo.
Somebody.
Thank you very much.
The OGs is putting it on
the young men.
They are.
And they give you bread.
They give you at least
500,000.
Hold that.
That's good.
I know about it. I'm telling you i've been
around it where are you getting this information trust me man niggas
no listen the older white established women that deal with a lot of the younger black men
they are giving them pocket money and the pocket money pay like you weigh the pocket money
is more like
this nigga
like a down payment
on the house
yeah yeah yeah
what you say
it's more like
your type of money
time stamp something
I don't know
what the fuck
so basically
they breaking bread
they are
they are 500,000
you good
I seen it
I seen it
for my own stuff
so Tiger's with Avril
because she's
breaking him off
well she's fucking him good
you know
and you know
we got it
it's fine
it's fine
mind blowing
the amount of assumptions here
see that's the problem
that's why black people
don't need
black men don't need podcasts
who gossips more
we do
men
men
men podcasters
yeah
I have that up on the board
yeah
let me see
y'all better
listen y'all better talk about something
because my list is stupid
I got down here
Natalie Nunn still want to fight
for some reason
who's she fighting
I know Ice told me
she's fighting Tommy
oh right right right
today
no they've been fighting all week
no but I mean
the fight is today
they've been fist fighting all week yeah Tommy's been busting that little girl outside that all week yeah they've been fighting all week. No, but I mean, the fight is today. They've been fist fighting all week?
Yeah.
Tommy's been busting that little girl's head all week.
Yeah, they've been fighting.
I keep saying, why do Natalie Nunn keep fighting people?
Because you can't fight.
But anyway, we can move on.
It's not important.
What do you think for the content?
COE.
COE.
COE.
She'll take the ass whooping for the content.
So you think Tommy's going to win tonight?
Yes.
Okay.
I can't wait to watch.
Your man wrote us a note from jail.
Oh, yeah, let's hear it.
Pooh Shastri.
Oh, I'm like, my man, I thought you been surf.
I'm looking like...
Did you see the note?
Did you read it?
No, I didn't.
That's your man?
Fans like you.
That's not my man.
I like music.
I don't know him.
You just appropriate his mask?
And say, free the what?
762 God.
What's the note say?
All right.
King Shiesty tapping in from the middle of the penitentiary,
a.k.a. hell, where they say I can't go.
Jailing, no telling.
I still remain untouched.
Million, still in double digits.
Tell Google fix my net worth. We can verify that shit right now. Yeah, I'm locked up, not fucked up.
I was 21 up eight figures. Jay-Z, Jay-Z can't even relate. My money triple my followers.
Stop playing with stop playing my name before I buy one of you for sale ass niggas. You niggas is anything.
Stop playing with my name before I buy one of you for sale ass niggas.
You niggas is anything.
I put on for this chopper gang shit every day.
Twice on Sundays.
I'm on the same shit from Tokyo to Tennessee.
Tokyo with an I.
This is a different Tokyo.
Ain't.
Minnesota.
Minnesota, Tokyo.
Oh, what is this?
Ain't going fed to start getting scared.
Ain't no nigga never played with me in jail or free.
I'm still a menace of Memphis.
Still the king no matter what jungle.
Slick, almost.
I am not reading this.
Ice.
Was this a rap?
Ice.
It could have been.
Okay.
I retract.
I don't know.
I no longer want to free the services.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Thank you.
He was saying some sly shit though.
He was.
King in any jungle,
nigga.
From Tokyo to Tennessee.
Tokyo to ah.
That's what did it for you?
Amazing commentary
from this side of the room.
Thank you.
Stop stomping.
I don't know.
I'm unfamiliar with who he really actually is.
He a young rapper that was signed to Gucci.
And now he's in jail.
Yes.
What's he accused of?
It was a robbery gone wrong.
Okay.
All right.
Hey, when that happens.
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
Okay.
But yeah, like in situations like this,
I guess image is everything.
So I got to put, I personally, I guess image is everything. So,
I gotta put,
I personally,
I'm a little different,
but I wouldn't be
posting this type of message
while locked up.
I wouldn't.
I'm still amazed
that people inside
have access to social media.
Social media?
These niggas got iPhones.
That's just kind of
what amazes me.
That's just,
that's it. Niggas call me about new music that I of what amazes me. That's just that.
Niggas call me about new music that I haven't heard yet.
I was like,
how you got that?
Yeah,
they have the same things we have.
Minus.
Minus freedom,
yeah.
Little pussy,
little McDonald's.
No,
no,
no,
they get the pussy in the McDonald's.
Oh,
okay.
Minus the freedom.
Gotcha.
Got it. It's a little the freedom. Gotcha. Got it.
It's a little different today.
Okay.
Got it.
Shout out to everybody behind the wall.
Hold your head, because they listen to this too.
True.
That is true.
That's a fact.
That is certainly true.
Okay.
Final season of Snowfall has begun.
It started.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm not caught up.
I'm caught up.
I watch both.
I'm in.
Both episodes were banging to me
Oh they dropped two
Yeah they dropped two
Yeah wait till I catch up to y'all
What season are you on?
We don't gotta spoil
None
Wait you didn't watch any of it?
Oh wow
No
No they can't wait
Oh so we're not waiting for you
I hate to tell you that you will not be caught up
By the time we come in here and talk
Sorry
Yeah this is gonna be mad spoiler alerts
I'm only like one season behind
But I'm trying to catch up to you
How many seasons are there?
This is five.
Five.
This is the last one.
I'm going to start watching it this weekend.
It started off pretty good.
Yeah, I mean, way better than last year.
Ten times better than last year.
That's not my problem.
It always starts off pretty good.
Not last year.
No, last year started off slow and then it went crazy.
Last year was trash.
I think only one episode or two episodes were good the whole season last year.
The first two episodes last season were not trash. Yeah, they wasn't. No, it wasn't. It got trash. It got trash. I think only one episode or two episodes were good of the whole season last year. The first two episodes
last season were not trash.
Yeah, they wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
It got trash.
It got trash.
Last season started off
trash to me.
And they did the same thing.
They released two episodes,
made us think the story
was going somewhere,
and it went absolutely nowhere
for the rest of the season.
It was horrible.
Last season,
they fucked me up
when they opened up the story
with a fiance out of nowhere
that nobody ever seen
and nobody ever knew,
and she played
a major part in the storyline.
Yeah.
That's trash.
I was lost by the time we got to the tiger.
I ain't going to hold you.
I was cool.
So that fucked it up for me.
So Snowfall is like a drug show, yes?
Yes.
It's based loosely on Freeway Ricky Ross.
Okay.
Snowfall is about to be trash.
I keep saying it.
I told it already.
Parks and the rest of y'all can be fooled
by these two episodes.
I got a little bit of faith.
I don't.
I don't.
Rest in peace, John Singleton.
Yeah.
But nah, I don't see it.
Me neither.
But that's fine because I ain't really so
excited about Snowfall
which leads me to
white drug shows
versus black drug shows
I'm picking the whites
and it's Black History Month
I know
it's Black History Month
where do the black drug shows fall in this? Snowfall And it's Black History Month. I know. Give me a second. I know. It's Black History Month.
Where do the Latin drug shows fall in this?
Well, Snowfall.
Narcos is fire.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you're saying the Latin?
Yeah, the Latin American drug show. That bunny just got you.
Queen of the South was fire, too.
That's a white show, too.
What?
Queen of the South.
Narcos?
Queen of the South.
Narcos is white?
Oh, yeah, it's about white.
White adjacent.
Yeah.
All right, well, let's keep this white versus black.
Listen, the black shows, y'all ain't going to wire me to death here.
Y'all get The Wire.
Y'all get Power.
Y'all get Snowfall.
Y'all get The Chi.
I wouldn't call that a drug show.
So, no, not The Chi.
No, The Chi's not a drug show.
Y'all get The Power Universe.
Y'all get Kanan. Y'all get the Power Universe. Y'all get Kanan.
Y'all get...
BMF.
The little nigga that went to college.
Tommy.
Tariq.
Tariq.
In college for some reason, whatever.
Y'all get BMF.
Get BMF.
BMF's good.
Black drug shows.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Is that where it stops today?
I feel like that's where it stops.
I feel like we're missing more.
And Snowfall...
I was missing something.
We're definitely missing more. And Snowfall lost me. I think that that's where it stops. I feel like we're missing more. I was missing something. We're definitely missing more.
And Snowfall lost me.
I think that that's why I stopped watching.
It just like, it just.
Last season was trash.
Yeah, it was terrible.
Yeah, but the white drug shows.
Let's talk about it.
Ozark.
Between Ozark, Breaking Bad, Wheat, Mayor Kingstown.
But Mayor Kingstown but Mayor Kingstown
ain't a drug show
well I guess it's not
but I got it
being one
Top Boy
is a black drug show
they do
I have never seen
Top Boy
I've never seen it
but
it's a black drug show
it's based out of London
Top Boy
it's dope
um
Sopranos
no
no that's not a drug show
no
Sopranos wasn't considered
A drug show
No
Okay sorry
Honestly
I'm getting like
Gangster
Godfather Harlem
Yeah okay
Godfather Harlem
The blacks are winning
Okay
You put your little
Ozark right on over there
Back in
Where's that Minnesota
Why
Why
Ozark was fire
Why
Wait wait wait why
Wait why
What show have you named
That's making me put Ozark in Minnesota?
The Wire.
The Wire.
Okay.
And no, The Wire's not making me put Ozark away in a shelf.
Let's just say for the sake of this, it is.
Let's call it even.
Let's call it even.
Now, what black show puts Breaking Bad away?
I've never seen Breaking Bad.
Huh?
Well, none of them.
Yeah.
At all.
If you use The Wire already.
Not a one.
You can only use The Wire for one of those. So you're saying all them other shows can't jump Breaking Bad and get it Well, none of them. Yeah. At all. If you use The Wire already. Not a one. You can only use The Wire
for one of those.
So you're saying
all them other shows
can't jump Breaking Bad
and get it out of here?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No, bro.
Not at all.
Breaking Bad is
television fucking perfection.
You better use Breaking Bad
against The Wire.
Yeah, absolutely.
You better try.
I wouldn't even waste that
against Ozark.
You need to use that
against The Wire
versus Breaking Bad.
Or put Tommy against Ozark
just to get that head out.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You thought you did.
Put Tommy out there.
That's smart.
How you doing the versus?
At the fish food.
How you doing the versus?
I'm not doing it.
I'm counting your honor and Mayor of Kingstown.
We got high school.
Your honor and Mayor of Kingstown.
Your honor is a white drug show?
No.
Neither is Mayor of Kingstown.
Wait, your honor, the family is a what?
Not your honor. the crime family.
They're mobbed, but the drug dealer family is black.
Yeah.
Yo, come on.
And if you're going to go Mayor Kingstown.
Nah, that's a white show.
They both deal drugs.
But the Mayor of Kingstown, all the shit that get it popping is based on Bunny and what they follow him doing.
He black.
Well, not this season.
What white people On there
This season
Is about all of the bosses
Yeah
Now he's still a story
But it is
It's about all of the bosses
Coming together to agree
On how she's going
How far are you along
Get moving
I'm caught up
Spanish niggas out of here
So where he at
I'm still talking about
The primate
The bosses
It's not like last season
With just the black dude
Alright you say so.
It ain't no drug show.
Listen, outside of the wire, your little power universe is not going to do it.
That's what I'm saying.
BMF's fire, though.
I'm going to go get Oz.
I like BMF.
BMF's fire.
Oz.
And we got Hightown.
Hightown.
Hightown's not trash.
Hightown is not trash.
Definitely not trash.
You are a disrespectful West Orange thug. trash. You are a disrespectful West Orange
thug.
Honestly, you are a disrespectful
Y'all be giving too much props to some of this
bullshit. Nobody wants
to see this little girl run around Hightown
eating box all day, pilled up.
I love that.
Bitch got the best finger pop game out.
She make everybody come off the finger
pop. I'd be like, damn, I need to learn that.
You like that, girl.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
They be going cray.
I'm like, yo, teach me that.
Fam, that shit is trash.
No, that shit's not trash.
All right, man.
No way.
No way.
High town is not trash-ish.
It's fine.
That's my take, and I'm staying there until somebody makes me move off it.
I'm trying to think what other shows.
You watch the Wu-Tang shit?
I saw the first two episodes.
I know it's like four already. They jumped the shark in episode three. You'm trying to think what other shows. Oh, you watch the Wu-Tang shit? I saw the first two episodes.
Okay.
I know it's like four already. They jumped the shark in episode three.
You can just skip that one.
Okay.
I fell asleep on three.
That's what happened.
Yeah.
Jump the shark.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's a Marxism.
Jump the shark means a show went to.
To left.
Yeah.
Super left.
Yeah.
They picked like a trope that was just so pathetic that it just you know it
just kills it kills the show's momentum a tv correspondent thank you so much
male bc
y'all okay i'm sorry i can't help it i'm a nerd nerd. That's cool. No, that's fire. He good. Yeah. That's fire. No, but I'm still sticking with Joe.
The white shows?
The white shows.
Yes.
Yeah.
And happy Black History Month.
And happy Black History Month.
Absolutely.
Couldn't wait.
And while I'm on white news.
What we did, man.
While I'm on white news, sometimes you gotta come in here and just say, when we got it
wrong, man.
And if you're just looking at Britney Spears
lately, then
I see. And that's y'all fault too
I bet. Yo, it is. They killed
me for this. They killed me for whatever you
about to say. You said it. I did. I said it.
Did he say it? He did say it.
Yes, he did. He did. He did. He did.
And got killed for it. Say it again.
Got killed. Say it again. Say it again.
Run it back again. Say it again on Black History Month.
Well, she's white,
so this is,
you know what I mean?
And it's true.
It's true, yo.
They was right, yo.
Britney Spears shouldn't have
control of her assets.
Be a little help.
Yeah, she should not have
control of anything
that she's earned over there.
She shouldn't.
Just a little help.
She needs a little help.
Now, I'm not saying
that dad should have had it
because dad was milking her.
But somebody else
should be in control
she don't need her money
y'all on the internet always want people
to have their fucking freedom
y'all
no for real
on the internet they just
that's y'all problem
y'all fucking asses just sit there and say
what's right what's right.
Yeah, they do.
What's right don't be right all the time.
That's facts.
That girl should not have her money, bitch.
So if you would like to crack your neck and do that shit you do and argue with me about it, then I'm down.
But Britney Spears, and if you try to argue, I'm going to read one of her posts.
Because she is going.
I don't want no sauce I think that if she
earned that money
that's her bread
I think that
her children
need to be put
in a better situation
based on her
so then give it to
Kevin Federline
or whatever the nigga
yeah yeah yeah
whatever the case may be
if that's the case
then rock out with that
but if I'm out here
dancing on these stages
and singing these songs
that fucking money is mine
I don't care if I want to blow my money on bubble gum.
I earned that fucking bread.
It's not really how the music business works, but I'll allow it.
Can I ask a question?
I'll allow it.
Should Wendy get her money back as well?
Well, when did she have her money back?
She should get her money back.
Yes.
Okay.
Why?
Not the same type of sick.
Can you stop catcalling, men?
It's not the same sick.
And the bank don't have that right.
The bank don't have the right.
The bank is who did that to Wendy Williams.
No judge came and said, hey, Wendy is too ill to have control of her shit.
What did the bank do?
The bank.
They froze her accounts.
Yeah, they just froze her shit.
Of a clause in their contract that says, if we think that you ain't fit
then you can't get your money.
And she fought it. So it has to go up.
So who get it?
Nobody.
It's just frozen.
So the bank just frees your assets until we deem
you mentally competent.
You dappin' a nigga and you ain't even got the information.
Yeah, I thought he was talking about something else.
Yeah, no. No. That's not the same thing at all that's not the same thing but again i just think
that if i aren't just bread but if wendy williams proves hey and also wendy williams i see you out
here you're moving around if you ever need a safe space to have a conversation with someone who will
not judge you and edit you to look silly and foolish. My door is always
open. You have always been
a friend to me and kind to me after the gay
rumors on BLS and we put that to the side.
But yeah, big jersey,
jersey legend, jersey's
finest. I don't like how they handled you
at that network and I am here for you as
you have always been there for me.
That's important for me to say. Big Joe. Because I see
how they're treating Wendy Williams and I don't like it. I like that. I like what you just did. Yeah, I like that. That's important for me to say. Big Joe. Because I see how they're treating Wendy Williams, and I don't like it.
I like that.
I like what you just did.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah.
That's fire.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it pissed me off.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else we got?
What else we got?
I got a lot of shit.
Black.
Black, the artist.
He's coming out with an album.
Yeah, I've been asking, where's Black?
He's coming out with an album Black
The artist
Announced that his album is dropping
Next month, March
I love Black
I love his character
And I love the music that he makes
So I'm going to clap it up for him
And I'm totally open to being wrong
With this take
I have already spoken to Justice two days in a row about it.
And I want to be careful of how I dress this up here.
But I think this is career suicide for him.
Wait, what?
Wow.
Black dropping album next month.
Why?
Why?
Why?
I couldn't be more afraid for him
As somebody I like, love and enjoy
And I'm aware that I may be triggered
Because of things that have happened in my career
But when the new regime got the Def Jam
And they just said we putting Joe album out
Next week or next month
And there was no preparation for it
They hadn't heard my album.
We didn't have a single.
I didn't know a radio budget.
I didn't know shit about shit.
But the label was saying
they was putting my album out
first quarter.
On this pod,
we keep talking about
what the first quarter is.
It's second quarter.
Whatever.
It's March.
It's early.
It's March.
It's get out the way time whoever we got coming get them
out the way now where i'm black and i get nervous is they coming off summer walker who has skyrocketed
from album one to album two they coming off division who say what you want they put a lot
of time into the handling of that project.
Only for Black,
your very first artist
and your premier artist.
Well, Summer's probably
a premier artist now.
True.
Well, she is now
and that's where
the nervousness would come in.
Got you.
Because he was
and I don't want to talk about him
like he mutt.
His first two albums
are platinum projects.
So he could be the guy
that could just coast to a platinum project.
His first album is fantastic.
Absolutely.
Great album.
Second album, not so much.
Good album.
Not like the first, but good.
But it sold a million records.
EP was, some people didn't like it.
If this project come out and do bad, with bad music and a bad single, it will be very tough for him to recover.
And it'll be even tougher
for the label
to continue to pay attention
to him with Summer Walker
doing what she's doing.
I feel like he must be,
he must got some heat.
He must got some heat.
Hasn't it been like four years?
If he had some heat,
the label would have picked
the song and put it out
for us to hear it.
True.
One sooner than
three, four weeks.
I feel like they,
it's been weird with
non-superstar artists
in rollouts.
Like even Don Tulliver
who dropped today.
Salute to Don Tulliver.
Like we didn't really hear about it
until it came.
There's one little piece missing
with the black conversation is
he's with Justice
who
my bad.
I just wanted to reply on that Don Tolliver
is with Travis Scott and Atlantic
he could
kind of do whatever he wants to do
in terms of support
he's going to have the support I was shocked that his album
was coming out today too
but Don
and it's sick
it's called Lovesick it's a concept
project i spoke to him yesterday on amp he uh lovesick is a diner and every person working
in the diner is going through something different in their lives and he is the manager of the diner
oh shit i gotta listen oh wow i gotta listen that's fine i love i only heard the first seven
joints but if you love don this sounds crazy so heard the first seven joints, but if you love Don,
this sounds crazy so far.
It sounds crazy so far.
And if you're a Travis fan,
it fits right into that kind of musical aesthetic.
Yeah.
Now, you were saying about Black.
He got justice in him,
who have kind of focused on the marketing
and can get you to look at the project.
Holy shit.
Hold on.
Let me finish.
Now, we all were kind of in agreeance.
We think Black probably got some heat in the tub.
No, I was not in agreeance with him.
Okay, well, me and Parks were in agreeance with that
because he makes good music.
He does.
So now the disconnect sometimes be-
Then why haven't you heard any in five years?
I'm not saying that he doesn't.
He did an EP a couple years ago.
It wasn't good.
It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad.
It wasn't good.
I'm just saying, if I got people that can take care of the marketing side, and I got some heat over here, then let them work it when it's time to work it.
This is the other problem with what you're saying.
LVRN just signed like some $100, $200, $300 million deal somewhere.
They just hired B. Cox as the VP of some shit.
Oh, for real?
I didn't know that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No, big shit popping.
Big business over there.
Yeah.
That's what's up.
Not if you're black.
Not if you're black.
That's not what's up.
Listen, I could be totally off here.
I was about to say, yo, you think?
I could be totally off, but I ain't normally this off.
You think with two platinum projects,
then you said another project was kind of mid,
that if this project don't be a smash, he in trouble?
Yes.
Really?
If this project ain't it, he's definitely going to be in trouble.
For sure.
But that's what leads me to believe that.
But I don't think it's not going to be it.
That's terrible.
Usually artists that are that talented,
if they have a project that is not received as well as it could be,
fuck numbers.
Let's just talk about what people said about it,
which Black's second album was.
They usually come back with some heat the third time around.
Okay.
Sophomore slump, rebound on the third.
There wasn't a single on Black's last album.
I just want to remind everybody.
For real?
Nothing to it?
Now,
Justice and his team
will say
the J. Cole record
performed well at radio
and that's great.
But there's not
a radio record
on that project
and now you have
another project
five years later
with no music
coming in four weeks.
Fam,
if this ain't the cop standing in front of Lincoln Tunnel with Fam, if this ain't
the cops standing in front of Lincoln
Tunnel with rifles, if that don't let you know
something is going on,
something's going on. Oh, shit.
Why they got all them niggas with rifles standing by?
Something's up.
This is something is up.
Today, 2023, do you think you need
a radio single? No.
That's what I'm saying.
You put radio single.
I said you ain't heard nothing.
You ain't heard nothing good.
Well, nothing.
Nothing.
That's scary.
No expectations.
You haven't heard anything.
I will say, I have noticed a shift, and I just mentioned it earlier.
I've noticed a shift with the way that people are putting out music.
I think that the whole algorithms have changed.
That's why we see Snow saying
she's not putting shit out until they figure out
something to that effect.
I think that shit is changing. The way that people
are putting out music, the way that music is being
received has changed even from
five years ago in the streaming era.
Awesome.
So why didn't the same team
handle Division that way?
And why didn't the same team handle Summer that way? And why didn't the same team handle Summer that way?
That's a good point.
True.
That's fine.
That's a great point.
When did that-
Different artists, though.
When did that Division single drop?
Like, how far away was the album when that dropped?
Well, think about it.
It was a while.
Yeah, it was a while.
I want to say eight weeks, because we had to talk.
I remember we had to talk.
I just didn't remember the time.
Was it that long?
It might have been longer than that, honestly.
It felt shorter to me.
That's why I was asking. It felt shorter to me, too. It might have been longer than that, honestly. It felt shorter to me. That's why I was asking.
It felt shorter to me, too.
It might have been longer than that.
It was a while.
Okay.
Joe Budden says, hey, is men with rifles standing in front of the tunnel for black?
That's my take.
And black, I hope I'm wrong.
I love you, yo.
You know I love you.
I don't even have to tell you that.
But that's why I'm concerned.
All right. Well, we talking music. I love you, yo. You know I love you. I don't even have to tell you that. But that's why I'm concerned. All right, well, we talking music.
What do you guys think?
Gunna has left YSL.
Non-story.
Non-story.
It's a non-story.
It's the internet making something of absolutely nothing again.
Okay.
Gunna, who was probably paired to be in YSL by Atlantic just to bolster the image
and the records and get the shit moving.
Alright, now
he's over there. Alright, we're gonna
take Gunners on Atlantic. He's always been on Atlantic.
So he didn't move
anywhere. He's on Atlantic.
There's no YSL.
Non-story.
Where else would he be? There's a contract there.
Can't go nowhere got you now
uh snow allegra saying she was gonna retire yeah tell me more about she didn't say retire
look at you hating on hating on women hating on women the one thing i'm not doing is hating on
snow allegra i hate the fact that everybody found out about her. She was like my little secret. Yes, yes
the fuck I am. I have
loved
this woman. I was like, have you
ever heard of Snow Allegra? And people were like, no, I don't know who
that is. I'm just like, oh my God.
Canada vibes, right?
She's just
a fucking unicorn.
I just love this woman.
On Black History Month, right? She's a woman of color. just love this woman and on black history month she she's
a woman of color she's all i said was on black history i love love this okay parks so she tweeted
we don't have much context but she just tweeted i am definitely not dropping anything else ever
again until i find a way to get this done in a very different way. Again, I'm so sorry. Heart. That's mad cryptic.
It is cryptic.
Listen, as long as Tyler, the creator, is not allowed in whatever studio she's going to, I don't care.
Keep that nigga out of here.
They were cool.
Wasn't that first album.
Nah, that's true.
Or anywhere near it.
That's true.
They were cool.
I get it, I get it, I get it, true They were cool It was cool
It was a different
Yeah the second album
That first album
I don't know
The first album
Was a classic
Classic classic
Oh that was another
Good time to court women
Facts
Snow Allegra's album
Facts
What did that do for y'all
Well no
I'm talking to a room
Full of motherfuckers
With like you know
Dicks
Well no
Long term relationships And marriages I ain't dumb My girl like girls You can talk to me We out My girl like girls to a room full of motherfuckers with like, you know... Dicks. Well, no. Long-term relationships
and marriages.
I ain't dumb.
My girl like girls.
You can talk to me.
We outside.
My girl like girls.
We outside.
I'm not dumb.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So that everybody
talking about...
Yeah, you can talk to...
Well, yeah, I ain't saying no.
Listen, I'm going to get back to you.
Your girl likes girls?
Yeah.
And you guys bring girls home?
Oh, you think we soft?
You think we soft? What you we soft? You think we soft?
What you thought we soft?
Yo, who you thought you was partying with, yo?
Put some respect on us.
Yeah, my girl likes girls.
And it's like, yo, let her.
Let's get, yeah.
Parks, you too?
Holy shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, let me.
No, no, no, no, no. We will not not leave that is why we have you here tell us what's on
the tip of your brain it's right there we see it we see it i hear it get out okay like when
she's in the washroom okay like i i i love i love painted scenarios i I love that. So, like, tell me, because you're so seemingly conservative.
Dull and lame, right?
No.
Yeah, say it.
Say it.
Tight-lipped.
Dull, corny, tight-lipped, reserved.
You keep your cards close to the vest.
Oh, cornball-ass nigga.
Wait, you keep your cards close to the bag.
That's the wildest way to say corny.
Corny.
She going crazy.
I'm fucking done.
That's a poker reference.
Holy snap.
No, I just mean, you know, like he just.
It's corny.
He don't put his life out here.
Kind of, sort of.
Like a real loser, right?
But I am trying to see.
You can't see it.
Still can't see it.
Trying to get a visual of like how something like that would go down.
Are you guys going to the club?
You're a hater.
Do you see her on, see the girl on Instagram?
Is this a conversation?
We do all that.
We send girls to each other.
Yeah, yo.
Yo, look.
But does it like result in you bringing them home?
She, she, what you do is you just let her do it.
We talking to, we talking to somebody about the pool who won't put their feet in the water.
Why are we talking to Melissa Ford about anything? You know what? Why do you think she put their feet in the water? Why are we talking to Melissa Ford about anything?
You know what?
Why are you thinking shit?
You want to know why?
Why are we talking to Mel?
You want to know why?
Yo, are you going to at least put your foot in the pool?
Sit here.
Ask us what the water look like.
Don't do this.
No, here's the thing.
Listen.
Don't do this, Melly.
Shut the fuck up.
Look.
Mella fuck around be a dolphin for all you know, nigga.
But let's know it.
Let's know it.
Let's know it then.
No, here's the thing.
Let's know it.
All she do is come here and say, I have to heal.
I used to be a dolphin.
I was going to ask later on, you know, like what our sexual kinks are, but I'll just go
first.
And one of mine is I'm a little bit of a voyeur.
I like to watch.
Girl.
Your secret is saved.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, Flip.
Don't save her.
She don't want to be saved.
What the fuck?
Melissa.
Yes.
Maybe that works with those little 24-year-old niggas.
That shit don't work with us.
Them niggas that you get their dick hard
by just saying little shit like that,
maybe it works.
It don't, not here.
But here, if you're going to lead
with something strong and bold, like I was going to ask about kinks, but I'll go first.
I'm a boy.
What?
Girl.
Girl.
We don't want to hear that.
Girl.
Girl.
Not too much on Mel, but girl.
No, too much on Mel.
They say we've been going too hard on Mel.
I mean, I'm just.
Look what you just said to a bunch of niggas that move.
But you know, the problem is debating with a girl, when you just said to a bunch of niggas that move.
But you know, the problem is debating with a girl,
when you listen back to it, it never comes out right.
It sounds crazy.
Okay, so wait, do you bring home... I don't talk about my escapades anymore.
He keeps his cards close to his chest.
He keeps his cards close to his chest.
No, close to his chest.
I keep the cards in my pocket.
My nigga.
Yeah, you wanted to do this, but you wanted to be like,
I know, I'm not talking about my personal life.
I mean, you like to watch.
We could tell who you was on point.
And stop trying to invite yourself and me
to the Ice and Parks bedroom.
Yeah.
As soon as we say that, here she goes.
I'm a boy, yeah.
I like to lie.
Content over everything.
Remember who she like?
Content over motherfucking everything.
She said, really, Parks?
Not over lawsuits.
Content over lawsuits. Why. She said, really, Park? Not over lawsuits. Content over lawsuits.
Why my man Park surprised you?
You went to that white type
of freaky stuff,
aren't you?
Avril Lavigne?
Huh?
No.
I just,
because he's so chill
and I just,
maybe I made assumptions.
You did.
God damn.
No, you didn't make assumptions.
Well then,
fuck,
I'm fucking wrong.
It seems like you've assumed things
about everyone here except for one person.
I can't make any
assumptions about you.
I wasn't really talking about me.
No, he wasn't.
It's fine. She ain't do the science.
She not Bill Nye the science guy.
I'm about to
light the bazooka flip.
I'll kill him flip I'll kill him
I'll kill him right now
Don't light it
Look
The fire right there
Put it down
Put it down
Put it down
That's stupid
He see
Ish seems like
There's no fucking way
Nobody asked you to
Speak on Ish
Nobody asked you
What
Because now I'm on Ish's side
Nobody asked you to speak on Ish.
At all.
Thirsty.
You were hinting.
My man, you were totally hinting.
You were totally hinting.
It was like this.
We can move on.
I want to talk about Snow Allegra.
It worked.
Okay, let's get back to Snow Allegra.
Let's go.
Let's get back to Snow Allegra.
Yeah, don't get so distracted so easily.
Anyways.
When your little voyeur lines don't work, maybe you can't bag a nigga your age.
Oh. Oh, shit. Wait, I don't. No, wait, wait, wait. lines don't work, maybe you can't bag a nigga your age. Oh.
Wait, I don't.
No, wait, wait, wait.
I don't necessarily want to.
I don't necessarily want to.
She want the cubs.
Remember what she said?
She want the cubs.
Yeah.
She want the young nigga with the honey pack.
Chill out, man.
Come on.
Somebody's on the board.
Chill.
Boy, that doesn't need a honey pack.
My, my.
You got to say my, my, my. My, my, you gotta say my, my,
my,
my,
my,
my,
my,
my,
yes.
You make a John Wick man.
Stop.
All right,
come on.
I'm going inside from now on.
Cause she'd be trying that shit.
I'm over it.
I'm over a little antics and tricks.
Cause in the comments,
just blame.
No,
we're not.
No,
we're not.
We want to talk about snow. Right now. Nice music us. No, we're not. No, we're not. He got like a shield over him.
We want to talk about snow.
Right.
Now.
Nice music conversation and.
Back to snow.
Dirty minds.
Great.
Next album's fire.
Next album about to be fire.
I don't know.
Whenever it comes.
Yeah.
Hey, I hope the beef is not with no ID.
And I love snow and no ID.
So I'm minding my business.
That's family, basically, I think.
Yeah, I think so.
You can't beef with family? I mean, you can't be for family I mean you can
but
you can
you can
I don't think
that's the situation
okay
I had another take too though
I think it's harder
for non-superstar artists
and acts
and people associated
with them
to make money right now
I think they've changed
the algorithm
from what it was
a couple years ago
and now you gotta
figure it out again
I think they do that in the music industry intentionally every couple couple years ago, and now you've got to figure it out again.
I think they do that in the music industry intentionally every couple years, every time they start to figure out the little loophole.
Switch that shit around.
Switch it up.
The goal is not for you to make money.
Now it's not a curator making the playlist.
Now it's algorithm-based. How do you get the algorithm to be tricked?
Do you fucking buy enough spins so it triggers the algorithm?
They play games, man.
They play all this shit.
I think that she got games played on her.
They play shit. Oh, They play all this shit. I think that she got games played on her. They play shit.
Oh, the music gotta be
that was X amount of
30 seconds, 50 seconds,
whatever it is.
Who the fuck would want to be
involved with that?
It's bullshit.
Who the fuck would want to
put their eggs in that basket, dog?
I just saw, who was it?
Sonny Digital.
Sonny Digital just tweeted,
I don't want to make music
for fucking money anymore.
I just want to do it for fun,
more or less.
Producer, Sonny Digital.
Dope producer.
Yeah, he's-
Kind of citing the same type of shit.
It's a bunch of bullshit.
Huh?
I can see it being talked about.
That shit is slavery. I don't see how
somebody would really just give
they all to that with no plan B.
Not saying that she don't have a plan B
or other artists don't have a plan B. That would be
scary as fuck if you got to feed your kids
and somebody is out here tricking the system so you don't eat.
But it's like even when you figure out the trick.
They change the trick.
Switch the trick.
Yeah, that's crazy.
It reminds me of, we talk about drug shows and shit.
BMF, back when Wood Harris, when meeting them.
It was like, yo, we got enough.
We're going to pay him.
We're going to get about it.
No, no, no, you're not.
Up the price on purpose.
I up the price.
I did some bullshit on purpose. Because you still can't get from under my thumb no matter what. Because okay price on the price did some bullshit on because you still can't you know my
house on that on my shit yeah you're gonna be coming the goal is not for you
to get out the goal is to keep you trapped and that's the same thing with
the music business it's to keep you trapped even if you think you figured it
out oh no let's tweak it now so which what you thought you was getting ready
get ahead no now we don't fucked it fucked you and now you you behind again
it's crazy thoughts and prayers
I don't really think
it's that crazy
what you mean
really
make you work harder
that's not true
yeah but what
if you working harder
to this goal
and this is what they tell you
in order to get there
you gotta do this
and now you
right there
they shipped it
then what
let me clarify
what I'm saying
cause you're not
saying anything wrong
y'all know I feel like
the people that make
the music are the
super superheroes yes yeah I don't not saying anything wrong y'all know i feel like the people that make the music are the super
superheroes yes yeah i don't i don't feel like no power that beat could really fuck with daxman
like if you can make a song that's your power but these niggas want to be famous no they but
sometimes i want to make money off of this and if you're tweaking how I make the money, it don't matter how good my song is.
That's not true.
That's not true.
There are 20 billion ways to make music with your music.
The one.
I'm sorry.
I got you.
We got you to make money with your music.
The one way that we be talking about is the music business.
And maybe that's one of the problems in music is that we only ever talk about
the music business.
True. We don't really come in here and get with the tech nine strange music. Hey, And maybe that's one of the problems in music is that we only ever talk about the music business.
We don't really come in here and get with the tech nine strange music.
Hey, what did y'all do with touring? What's going on? How did you turn your merch into a 10, 20 million dollar business? We don't really focus on all the other ways. So we only talk about this.
And when we do it in front of microphones, it makes the kids only say, hey, I want to try to make music,
which turns our talks into hey it's
niggas that don't make them don't make music making music like you don't really hear people
come up and want to be a part of all the other gigs in this huge ass industry like so we we
talking about artists and shit being fucked up but y'all ain't gotta go that route but look
even that even that so you think a lot of people have seen what tech was doing and say, all right, maybe I'll do this over here.
You know what happened?
All right, now we bought the venues.
Especially the rock nation people.
Don't let me really have a conversation about the rock nation people.
They putting your merch in your contract.
Like your 360 now consists of them doing your merch.
So now the merch you sell, we getting a piece of that.
So where before you might have thought, okay, cool.
I put the music.
I don't make any.
Who's that?
Labels. See. Labels. See. So where before you might have thought, okay, cool. I put the music, I don't make any. Who's that? Labels.
See.
Labels.
See.
I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying.
You're saying just do it
without the label.
I'm saying I think
the real magic
is your ability
to make music.
It is.
But you gotta have
How does that music sound?
If I make the best song
in the world
and nobody hears it,
what does that mean?
That's what I was about to say.
Based on what y'all said,
you know I don't know nothing about that.
That's the next part. That's the next board of pac-man that's the next pac-man
board remember when you finished about seven pac-man boards and then the pink board came
it's like all right all right now i gotta go yeah that's that part so if we ain't get to the answer
yet that means then you didn't get to that you didn't get to that part i was one of the people in my career which is why i'm adamant on this that had to make me there's two producers
on my on my album the nigga in bayonne that i met at 15 years old that went to hudson catholic that
we had to grow and learn together who did all the beats and three beats from just blaze oh no and
lofi did 10 minutes so that's. But that's my entire album.
There is no Pharrell.
There is no Swiss.
There is no Tyler, the creator.
None of these people are walking in the door to come save your ass.
And if they do, you're going to sign off some of that pie.
Absolutely.
So I had to figure it out for me.
It's snow.
There's no ID involved.
There's Roc Nation involved.
There's Epic, there's Sony, whoever's involved.
It ain't just Snow and her people.
So they got to figure it out.
They got to figure it out.
And I hope they do it soon.
I hope we get a great album.
Snow, you know I love you.
Yeah.
Snow is one of them.
Yeah.
I don't really spend too much time
talking about people I don't love on this show, actually.
That's how it should be.
Yeah. I've been saying that. I just focus on on this show. Word. Actually. That's how it should be. Yeah, I've been saying that.
I'm just focused on what I like.
Speaking of people that I love.
Loving what you do.
Do what you do.
Woo!
Oh!
Oh!
Uh-oh!
I like the part where you go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Sometimes I smile to hide the miles of my road travel Shake my hand and feel like you just touched a stove handle
Holy cow, fuck the cow, I want the whole cattle
Gucci buffs on my eyes look like solar panels
Leaving bitches on they own like the Oprah channel
Can't trust my shadow, that's a fact that can't get overshadowed
Draco sounding like it's coughing from the smoking barrel. No peace no surrender
Yeah, that's tough. Why you stop? Cuz he said the Draco sound like his coffin from the smoking barrel
Leave him on they own like the Oprah channel. I
Don't think Wayne should be able to rap this good still he's been killing shit for a couple years
Why he still dope like this?
Sometimes you just
gotta remind people
because they play
with your name.
Because they play
with your name a lot.
And you look at Lil Wayne
walking around,
he's like our President Biden.
He might just fall.
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you,
way to fuck me up.
Way to fuck me up.
That nigga should not
be this nice still.
Also, Way to fuck me up. Way to fuck me up. I'm saying, though, that nigga should not be this nice, though. Nigga breaking your vicinity.
Nigga like virginity.
Nigga ain't into these niggas.
Also, I like when Wayne and Swizz do this.
They just did it with the Benjamins.
I liked that one.
And they did it with Special Delivery, no?
Mm-hmm.
That's what I was talking about. Special Delivery.
Yeah, I like when they get together and redo the flip.
I wouldn't have liked this flip from anybody else but Swizz.
This is hard, though.
This remind me of Jersey City, Sony Radio, fucking mixtape.
Standing like the Genovese, nigga, the Kennedys, nigga.
All street niggas ain't in the streets, nigga.
Best rapper, X-trapper, just dapper.
Swizzy gave me a headbanger, a neck snapper.
X-Factor
Make a rapper
An X-Samper
All I need is a beat
With a DMX sample
All I need is a beat
With a DMX sample
All I need
All I need is a beat
With a DMX sample
Where did that list have Wayne at?
At number seven?
Wrong That's what he had him at? At number seven? Wrong.
That's what he had them at.
They had them seven, right?
Something like that.
One of the greatest rappers of all time on Billboard.
Last night.
Yeah, this just dropped.
This just dropped.
This just came out.
Thursday, I think, yeah.
They might be wrong.
No, they're wrong.
Wayne ain't seven.
That's fine.
Wayne should not still be.
Wayne and Nas, as they age or
disrespect they are rude both of them act like like almost like they got a
chip on a shoulder like you keep all these new niggas keep coming up you keep
putting people with my name or people past me that I don't think should be
mentioned with me so I'm gonna keep smacking you to remind you. And Nas just stated. Yeah.
Yo, rappers my age,
from my generation,
do not inspire me anymore.
At all.
Was Andre 3000 in the top 10?
What rappers is in
his generation?
That was a little shit.
That's still rapping.
It was a little shit.
God, dude.
I'm proud of this.
Swiss Beats.
You know they always gonna have their little back before them. I love it. I love proud of you. Swiss Beats. You know they always
gonna have their little
back before them.
I love it.
I love it.
They still got it.
That's what Nas was saying.
Lights out, nigga.
That's what Nas was saying.
That verse ain't
gonna be...
Oh, nigga,
you got your plumber
butt out.
Sit down.
Sit down.
You know he talking
about Queens.
I don't know.
Y'all say it.
Who is he talking about?
Nas is talking about Jay-Z?
He said that goddamn
verse ain't do... It wasn't all that. That he's saying that's what he's saying let's be real
that's what the fuck he's saying i heard that verse i'm watching y'all go crazy over that verse
and it ain't all that and stop dropping the same time as my man huh he tired of that even if naz
is right about the verse not being all that i still still think that Nas needs to do what Jay-Z did
and highlight himself in that way.
He need to just go somewhere.
And go crazy.
On one of them type of go crazy beats for five minutes and be Nas.
The same way that's all Jay-Z did was be himself at the end of that record.
If Nas goes somewhere and just be himself.
It's just queuing up the hate.
I don't talk to Inch
during Nas topics.
I ain't say two words.
Yeah, but Parks is trying
to get you to throw you the ball.
Jay-Z gave you 30 years
of shit that he really
went through.
Oh, Lord.
That he really did.
Nas going to do that?
He don't have to.
I know.
Why does Nas have to do that?
You said Nas go in the room,
give you five minutes
of himself,
and then it ain't going
to come out like that.
But I'm not looking for Jay-Z from Nas,
and I'm not looking for Nas from Jay-Z.
I know.
Nor do I think either one of them could be each other.
We know that.
Ish, you're not going to trick me.
I think that Nas is so necessary.
Word.
He's also a top five rapper, maybe higher for me.
That's where he is on Joe Budden's list.
Even if you want to argue against it,
it's kind of tough with the run that he's on right now.
I can't have him out.
I can't name five rappers better than him.
I literally just had this discussion last night on my show.
Like, yo, Nas is still putting out music at a very high level.
No, it ain't just putting out music.
Yeah, like, bruh, longevity matters.
Yeah, it's too effortless.
Definitely, though.
It's too effortless.
And you still sitting here 30, yo, that's 30 years.
You 30 years in and are still dropping heat, out rapping your peers.
It's like, man, something's got to go.
Yeah, it ain't been 30 years for Hov.
Hov was trying to Hawaiian Sophie his way out the bag around 30 years ago right now.
He had to go get it right.
25 years.
It's that five-year difference.
It's different.
It's that five-year difference.
There's nothing wrong with that.
On my show yesterday, I was playing.
I played Fab Shee Wiley, and then I played Uchi Wiley.
I was like, God damn, that nigga not.
Yo, for Uchi Wally to be a radio record,
if you listen to all three of those verses,
they are disgusting.
They should not have been rapping about that on the radio.
Nas is that dude.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't know what we was talking about.
Yeah, shouts to Nas, man.
I heard KD4 on the way.
Nas, you better stop talking to Ove like that.
I'll tell you that, though.
I don't think they should ever stop talking shit to each other. You heard what he said on the verse. Nah, you better stop talking to Hov like that. I'll tell you that, though. I don't think they should ever stop talking shit to each other.
I'm sick of them, too.
No, he said we almost kicked
Hov like niggas. Let's keep it going, yeah.
This is that. I like that.
This is that. I like that energy, man.
Yeah, nigga. You know what? You're right.
Because who else is Nas going to do it with?
Right.
That's the point. There's no one else.
There's nobody else.
Ain't nobody else.
And it's like, it's not how it was back then when they were beefing.
Like, it's not like real animosity.
They're both up, up, up, up.
Super legendary.
Mad, crazy catalog.
All that shit.
I'm having fun.
It was crazy.
They're just having fun.
That's a topic that never comes up.
What do you do when your creativity op dies?
Your muse.
That's a good question.
It might not be a muse.
It's sort of like a muse.
It is kind of a muse.
It's an adversarial muse.
I can't say that Nas has been a muse for Jay-Z or Vytautas.
Well, they both say it about each other.
But they both say it about each other.
Yeah.
But that's kind of like a famous rap dig.
I'm your mutant, nigga.
I inspired you, my little nigga.
You my son, nigga.
All I did was rap, and that was me.
I did that stuff.
Yeah?
You was in the house watching from a window.
Well, yeah, but you didn't say which window it was.
That wasn't the safest window.
Made a hot line.
Anyway. I love it. Yeah, I love it. Keep that shit going forever. Yeah, I like it too now. Y'all convinced me. Made it a hotline Made it a hotline
Anyway
I love it
Yeah I love it
Keep that shit going
Yeah I like it too now
Y'all convinced me
Come on man
Hope gotta respond now
I still wanna see
Nas at the Roc Nation brunch
You know what's gonna happen
Yeah
He's definitely gonna respond
You say you don't wanna see
Nas at the Roc Nation brunch
I do wanna see
Nas at the Roc Nation brunch
He's never been?
I don't know
Might've been
He probably did
I like all them
Maybe not
Him puffing Whole of all them Fucking probably did. I like all them kids with him puffing
whole of all them fucking black excellence pigs.
I like all that shit.
Oh shit, speaking of puff.
Oh, let me get ready to dick ride.
Yo,
if you hate my puff takes
and think that I only deliver them this way
because I used to work for Revolt,
skip this part of the pod.
I'm about to lose my mind right now.
Are you listening to it?
No.
That's the funny shit.
That's the funny part.
So Ice hit me a few days ago and said,
well, damn, I'm snitching.
It don't matter.
Ice hit me a few days ago and said,
yo, I sent you that Puff album.
It's in your email, the R&B one.
He said, there's some shit on there.
Everybody loves.
He just started naming it.
Bryce said, everybody's on there. Oh, shit. like cool but i used to say no i say r&b
dude like that but i used to saying yo dog there's some heat on here that don't shock me y'all know
my take on puff and for those of you who don't know my take on puff let me give it to you i feel like music is music is like damn how can i say what i'm trying
to say i'm trying to explain this for the people that kind of don't know what i'm saying you know
and when i say like some people feel music some people listen to it music i feel like if you feel
it you could feel the generations before. That sounds weird.
No, I'm with you. No, no, no.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Puff for me is New York 80s.
Rest in peace, Andre Harrell.
For sure.
It's the Andre Harrell, Keith Sweat kind of thing.
And then them niggas Bobby Brown and them started jacking.
And then they came out and it was a war.
But it was real street niggas
in New York in the 80s.
And Keith Sweat kind of
riding us to that fame,
which led us to Uptown,
MCA,
which led us to Jodeci,
which led us to Mary,
which led us to everything
after that, really.
Any R&B that came out
after that, for me,
it stems from that. I agree. For sure. Drew Hill, SWV, Jagged out after that, for me, it stems from that.
I agree.
For sure.
Drew Hill, SWV, Jagged Edge, anybody, Brownstone, Total 112, all that shit.
It stems from that legendary Andre Harrell early, right?
So when you get to Puff, I can hear that.
Like, I can hear Puff in Danny D. Kane's album.
I could hear it in Day 26's album.
I could hear Puff on Dirty Money album.
That is amazing.
Shout out to them.
What an album, right?
So this week, when Puff, who has now a label, Love Records,
who niggas was clowning a lot,
when you going to put some music out?
He posted a young lady named Jazzy, J-O-Z-Z-Y.
And he said, yo, got some shit coming.
And as soon as I heard the beat, I said, I see what you motherfucking, you did it again.
So I'm going to play it for you.
I immediately DM'd the young lady like a dot groupie, like a groupie bird ass
nigga was like, yo, I know it's some heat on there. I know you don't know me, but I could
tell when somebody got some heat. Listen. This has puff written all over it, yo. And if it don't,
his eye for picking somebody that has the sound that he oh my god
oh see that's him you don't hear it y'all hear y'all hear it out there that little
i'm playing this shit again man that little sneaky bass line that creep up and oh my god
when puff get that congo no bring that back that little
shit right there hold up when the sneaky uh snare and you're gonna see what i'm talking about
if you ever go to puff house in miami it's fire lit up, it's women around, it's the chef niggas in silk pajamas, and it's some heat blasting through the speakers.
Oh my.
It's so, so cool.
But oh, I don't wanna be in this club no more.
By now you're listening, you're like, oh shit, she can't wanna be in this club at all
So I really need someone to call my name
Someone I'm not the only one
When it's getting dark
So I had to be a whip girl Watch the background. Here we go.
Background.
That shit is fucking stunning.
That's fire.
Dog.
I ain't an R&B nigga, but that right there, it's a vibe right there.
I could just hear Andre Harrell voice.
Stupid.
God damn it, yo.
You hear them backgrounds?
If you have no idea
what I'm talking about,
puff backgrounds
always give it away.
Listen to this shit.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
All right.
That's tough.
Take that.
Dog, this girl put out an EP.
The whole shit is fire.
Hold up.
In case y'all don't know what I'm talking about with Puff.
Showing love.
It's that love record sound.
Yo, Jazzy, talk to him.
Lying in my bed, you cross my mind.
The beats.
Thinking about you.
How you doing?
How you been? It's always like a beat that you should hear Loon rappin' on.
I'm glad I found ya.
Or Mase.
Yeah.
Cause it lingered from time to time.
I know what that means.
Was this the best thing I could find with you?
I'm just playin' it so y'all can hear what I mean with the backgrounds on the hook.
Y'all see what I'm saying soon.
Uh-oh.
Wait a minute.
Hey.
Wow.
Hey, Nick and Mom.
Oh, my God. That's a show. In work I'll be alive Wide awake Sleep deep
I'll be alive
And it plays
Like a night place
Yo
Mase would've came in right there
But tell me y'all can't hear what I'm saying
Yo dawg, arguably Puff's ear for music
Might be number one.
Like, he don't play instruments, from what I've heard.
Like, he not the greatest at instrument playing.
So his ear to, yo, you doing that, that's fire.
Give me that.
He said, yo, he cut a song off.
If your song don't catch him in the first 20 seconds, he cuts it off.
I'm going to keep it real.
I just looked up Jazzy, and I'm pissed off,
because Jazzy was just kissing Madonna, and I saw a picture. I'ma keep it real I just looked up Jazzy and I'm pissed off cuz Jazzy was just kissing Madonna and I saw a picture I'm disgusted but the music is hot. I don't wanna be alone in this world
That one ad-lib right there proves my exact DNA point about R&B. That is a famous bad boy, Mary.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Jazzy.
I'm not with anybody kissing Madonna now.
She looks like the scream mask.
Hey, you talked about them old joys.
She might go grab one of those.
Scream six.
If Madonna got that wet wet, I could see you niggas
letting her suck your shit.
And that's disgusting.
Wow.
It's graphic.
I'm not even gonna ask you.
I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna know.
I'm not asking.
All right,
moving right along,
moving right along,
moving right along.
What else we got in music?
Anything else in music?
That Don Tolliver shit is hard.
It is.
I'll save my review
for Wednesday.
I'm looking forward to that.
I didn't even know. Yeah, I see it on there for sure. It's fire. It is. I'll save my review for Wednesday. I'm looking forward to that. I didn't even know.
Yeah, I see it on there for sure.
It's fire.
I want to shout out Neek Buck from Harlem.
Pardon me.
I was in the studio the other day with Berg and Billy and the guys.
Got to hear some music.
He's got a lot more records than I have.
I knew it was my first time really getting familiar with him.
He's dope. He's got some shit coming. Maybe I have, but new was my first time really getting familiar with him. He's dope. He's dope.
He's got some shit coming.
Maybe next pod I'll play some shit,
so y'all can understand what I'm saying.
All right, also, in Demo-itis news.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
In Demo-itis news.
Oh, man, I hate Demo-itis.
I don't want it.
I hate it.
I can't stand it.
I do not want it.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
What's demoitis?
Explain the flip and ish what demoitis is.
You know, right?
No.
All right.
So you might hear the final version you hear of a record is after it's been mixed, mastered,
final tweaks and all of that on there.
There's usually earlier versions, which are roughs, which would necessarily be like a demo.
Got it.
So sometimes you'll fall in love with the demo or the rough. which are roughs which would necessarily be like a demo got it so sometimes
you'll fall in love with the demo or the rough and then when you hear the final
version it's so different from what you heard that you you don't even like it
got it it's called demo itis because most the average listener never hears
that early version they only get the finalized version and it's a disease
yeah really really it'll music for you completely.
So you'll already be in love with the reference.
The way the song sounds this way,
you fall in love with that
because you've been playing it so much.
So I've had this record in my phone for years.
And when you have the demo that somebody wrote,
part of the anticipation is seeing where it'll land.
Who's going to buy this record?
And who's going to sing?
How's this going to sound finalized?
Right?
And this is, I'd love to demo this just forever.
Hear that?
Yeah.
I gave you more than you wanted.
I gave you more than you need
So tell me how does it feel
To lose the one you believe in
See that's the thing about trust
It's never been about us
Nigga, I guess you gotta get even
Damn, it was getting scary in your little
I don't wanna do that, I'm not gonna give the audience demoitis
Let me just play whatever this new version is
And this is Khloe, who I like all the songs she's dropping
I'm glad she picked it
But goddamn
Yeah, I gave you more than you wanted
I gave you more than you needed
Your song is in your phone right now
How does it feel, Chloe?
Chris Brown
To lose the one you believe in
I made you drop it on a Tuesday
I had the popcorn pop and we made a movie
So many feelings involved the way you do me
Tell me you're ready or not, you say you're cold, babe
Got one shot to do what it takes
Got no time for no mistakes
I save a lot cause I'm empty
Ain't trying to hurt me but I let it Got no time for no mistakes I save a lot cause I'm A&T
Ain't trying to hurt me but I let it
Every time you text me
And by the time I reply it's too late
Now I feel awake
Wee-yay
Also, right, now that I know the record that...
You don't know about no Demo-itis.
Well, I didn't let the other one finish playing.
That's fine.
You ain't need to.
We good.
We good. But see, but even that, see, what y'all are saying,
because y'all are hearing both of them for the first time today.
Now, like he said, he's had that record for years.
Years.
So you go, that's literally how the Demo-itis starts.
I went through every change.
What I played was the original. Then I got the original with chris brown so i could have played you nine more demoitis
versions that you would have loved that song yeah uh but also right there mad soulful and i don't
want niggas to think i like i love every record chloe's put out i think if it wasn't for coco
jones we'd be having a different conversation about uh chloe and the song she's put out but
women in r&b like that's where all the music is that's where the hot music is but anyway now that i heard this
chloe and chris brown record back to the internet trying to give people like their freedom and be
right y'all are wrong y'all was wrong y'all want this new artist girl chris brown been on this
record by the way so she heard this this record with Chris Brown on it.
And said,
give me that.
And said,
I want that.
Yeah.
The Dionne Warwick sample,
the Usher sample with Chris Brown,
I'm a new artist
and I'm a girl.
I want that record.
And I'm putting it out.
Why would the internet now
come and try to make her
lose the single
that the label picked?
They probably been waiting
on a record for ages.
So y'all want her to not work with Chris Brown.
But then as I got to thinking
more,
when the labels normally
want to break an R&B girl, you know who they
send them to?
Chris fucking Brown. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And I never heard, I never hear
the uproar. Why is it? Because Chloe is the girl
From the Beyonce group
She's supposed to be Nickelodeon
Like why is it
Her worked with Chris Brown
I didn't hear a peep
Not at all
Ella Mai and Chris Brown
Not a peep
Not at all
All of them
Hey
He saved 7th Streeters ass
All of them yeah
Love you 7th
I gotta stop doing that
But it's true
They sent 7 right to chris for years they
stay up under that camp not a peep y'all i hate the internet y'all had to shut the fuck up go
outside go outside touch grass i'm glad she didn't listen to y'all and she put this record out or
and the record is he and the record is he like that part like all that noise y'all make the
record is fucking heat
Will the internet be effective
When people start trying to listen to them
Fuck them niggas
Alright that's all
I don't have any more
I won't hold us hostage
When music takes any longer
That's fun to talk about
You good Mel?
That's good
Yeah no I was just
I'm trying to hear like
What the difference is
In what?
In the two versions
Yeah
One is way more soulful
The first one was I got
you to me it was a little more poppy yeah that's what I'm hearing too sure divorce was a little
deeper it was a little more soulful hmm well arrangement is different right yeah well you
want me to play the crisp version let's see yeah all right original demo-itis Well, not original, this is one of the words, it's the Chris version
Voice tone already
There's no accent, there was no accent at the end of that
Or that
So tell me how does it feel
To lose the one you believe in So tell me, how does it feel?
Who knows the one you believe in?
I made you drop it on a Tuesday I had the popcorn poppin', we made a movie
They arranged this one different
This one has a Meek Mill verse
That could be cool if you like it
Got one shot to do what it takes
Got no time for no mistake let me turn that off
for you listen this is the original oh wait wait wait there was no chris brown and the verses went
different this repeated it's song maker shit that i don't even know if the audience thinks it's cool
right now so i'll cut it off so tell me wait wait this is the main difference
she kept going So tell me how does it feel To let the one you believe in
See that's the thing about trust
It's never been about us
Cause we were doing too much
We threw the racks at our parties
Give you the kill in my heartbeat
You didn't say it, but you said it
Shouldn't have hurt me, but I let it
Every time we're alone now
I feel like things are not the same
Now I feel a way around
Every time
Why would a record like this be sitting around for years, though? I feel away every time.
Why would a record like this be sitting around for years,
though?
Happens.
Happens all the time.
All the time.
That's the music business.
That's a writer.
That's a writer.
That's a writer.
That's a writer.
That's a writer.
That's a writer.
That's a writer.
Yeah, somebody might buy that and then never get.
So the girl's singing, she's a songwriter.
She's a songwriter.
And she's a singer.
OK.
And that's her reference track.
And she referenced this to be sold
but she referenced it one way and when they were shopping it i'm speculating now
uh somebody said hey let's put chris on this and nobody is saying no to that that's kind of my
point even if you like the original version we're not saying no to you putting chris brown on this
sample and now we're going to change the record up you know it's an interesting demo i heard one time um you know r kelly's song strip
for you buzzword now but go ahead um originally of course yeah so i i guess you know he wrote it
but he gave it to belial okay and bel And Belial sang it. I would fight Belial
if that record was a Belial record.
And R. Kelly heard him sing it
and he took that shit right back.
Do you mind if I stream it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna smack this shit up.
I mean, Belial did that, you know,
that like kind of curly, twangy thing
that he does with his voice
where he kind of feels like he's being,
sounds like he's being strangled.
And R. Kelly was like, you're fucking my shit up.
Give me that shit back.
I would have loved to see R. Kelly produce Bilal, though.
Bilal's dope.
Because Bilal is magnificently talented.
I just saw him with Robert Glasper at Sony Hall.
Yeah.
He tore it down.
He's been doing that in New York for eons now.
Eons now.
Since Village Underground.
When nigga, he was over there looking like he had some issues.
But when he hit that stage, you understood.
He's one of those guys.
I would love to sing like that.
I wouldn't talk if I could sing like that.
I'd be right here singing.
I used to sing, man.
My glory days.
Fucking angel dust. You used to sing, man. My glory days. Fucking angel dust.
You used to be a little...
Your man.
That's all it was?
Nah, nigga can still sing.
He get real.
You want to keep it on the low?
You sleeping on your old...
You sleeping on everybody, huh?
No, listen.
I'm absorbing.
That's your thing?
No.
I'm absorbing.
No, I'm absorbing.
I'm learning.
Come on now.
You keep your cards close to your chest, Joe.
I don't.
But I know.
I totally don't do that.
No, he doesn't.
His card's all over.
His what?
Does he get a belt?
Your card's all over the table.
All over the floor.
Card's dirty.
3.52 pickup with them shits.
Thanks, guys.
And we are back.
We are.
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You know why you're good?
You're interesting, man.
You're an interesting guy.
Thank you.
I mean, it's not important right now, but.
Thank you.
You just are for the show.
Like, so YouTube and anything where we could see you, a vibe.
For the niggas listening, they want to fuck you. For the niggas that's not watching. They're just listening. the niggas listening, they want to fuck.
For the niggas that's not watching,
they're just listening.
It encourages people to go watch.
And they say that.
You know me.
I know my value.
So it encourages people.
And as a team, we do good.
That's one way to look at it.
It encourages people to watch.
That's a myth, though. No, it doesn't. We have a lot of comments highlighted. I'll share me with that. That's one way to look at it. It encourages people to watch. That's a myth, though.
No, it doesn't.
We have a lot of comments highlighted.
I'll share it with you.
No, I understand what you're saying, and it's true.
But the myth part is I don't care if none of you audio niggas ever go watch.
The audio niggas are the audio niggas.
And there's a whole different set of rules.
We'll talk behind the scenes. That's a rule different set of rules. We'll talk about it.
That's a rule I learned from you.
You're right.
I learned.
Yeah, they ain't never got to go watch.
We want the people to watch.
Anyway, we'll talk later.
On to more important things, I'm assuming.
Saucy Santana says that he believes that straight men should not be smoking hookah.
So everybody here, I think, indulges.
I don't smoke hookah at all.
I don't smoke hookah at all.
But I still rep for the niggas that smoke hookah, though.
Like, I'm not that far removed.
I'm just trying to not smoke things.
Y'all too bougie to not smoke hookah nowadays?
Well, no.
I just don't go out no more.
I've used all my smoking up in my life. I've smoked enough.
For a lifetime?
Yeah, 100%.
My dad quit smoking cigarettes.
He was 43,
he was in his 40s, he said.
Really?
But he didn't start till 27.
He started late.
My mom quit smoking cigarettes
at 37.
I started early,
early in both of them
and ended after both of them.
I can't play.
Yeah.
So who could?
But anyway, Saucy Santana.
Congrats to you, Phil.
Thank you.
And while I'm at it, that is clearly is my biggest flex for myself right now.
I keep saying I'm going to ask y'all what y'all biggest flex is and y'all keep running from it.
I'm not.
I'm going to answer that.
But I still want to congratulate you because quitting smoking is like one of the hardest things in the entire world to fucking do.
And you, congratulations.
Quitting smoking is still functioning.
And still functioning at a high level.
Exactly.
So anyway, I found the clip.
I see exactly what you were talking about.
Them girls ain't wrong.
Them girls is not wrong.
If you was a man, you don't need to be smoking a hookah baby gal
you don't need to be rolling you up
a wood
you need to be smoking you some
you don't need to be sucking down a hookah
bad bitch
baddie
you was a man
unless you was a gay
unless you gay like a gay boy
that's the only way I'm letting you smoke a hookah if you not no gay and that's you gay like a gay boy That's not a reason. I'm that's all the way I'm ladies. Well, if you not know gay boy, you were a mean
Put the hooker down
Put the hooker down and pick you up a grabber
He's just looking up for people's health man, that's what it is and grab it is a leaf it's like
Got it.
Okay.
I smoke hookah.
You're a baddie.
He said something
about the baddies.
You know what I mean?
Get the fuck out of here.
It's starting to add up, Park.
That's weird.
Green eyes.
Smoke hookah.
It's weird to me
that you smoke hookah.
Why?
Because you don't do nothing.
Because you don't do
anything else.
That's why.
Yeah, it's a little strange.
Hookah's horrible for you.
For hookah to be the thing that you pick up, but you skip every drug.
You skip alcohol.
That is true.
You skip pills.
You don't, like, you use condoms.
Yeah, you use condoms.
Smoking hookah and using condoms is crazy.
You don't eat pork.
Yo, smoking hookah and using condoms.
What, an oxymoron?
Yeah, not eating pork, but smoking hookah is crazy.
Yo, how?
Smoking hookah.
I'm not intelligent enough to tell you how, but it don't sound like the vodka.
Yeah, the meth ain't meth.
It's literally the equivalent of like smoking, like a session of hookahs, like smoking like
a pack of fucking cigarettes.
It is so bad for you.
I don't believe that shit.
I don't believe that shit.
Let me know in a second.
It's just some shit that they can't monetize, so they demonize it.
Let them be able to tax it.
They're going to be like,
hookah's the wave.
But what do you think?
What do you think about it?
Did you take it
as a personal attack
when Saucy said that?
I didn't take it
as a personal attack.
I just think that
get the fuck out of here.
Saucy is saying
that you sweeten ass maybe
because you smoke hookah?
I said Saucy said that.
Saucy didn't say that,
you asshole.
Joe said that.
Joe Sauce.
But he did say that.
He did say that. Yeah, he said that. He said that. He 100% said that Joe Sauce but he did say that he did say that
yeah he said that
he 100% said that
he opened up with that
he said if you are gay
you should not be
smoking hookah
unless you are a gay
a gay
am I gonna get
am I gonna get
rewinded
we can't rewind it
cause people are
listening to us
what I'm saying is
I was asking the room
because I
I thought I smoke hookah
I know you used to smoke I used to so I was trying the room because I thought I smoke hookah.
I know you used to smoke hookah. I used to.
So I was trying to get the room to see what our opinion was.
Did you give it up for health reasons?
I've heard women say that, though.
No?
I've heard women say that.
Girls say that, yo, smoking hookah look funny.
I don't think so.
That's like, yeah, word.
Can we get a sophisticated gay black man to speak on this, please?
I'm going to tell you something.
Like a moon or somebody to speak on this.
Why is he talking
like that? He getting me tight.
Why is his voice like, not his voice,
why is he playing like that with the terminologies
he's using? He's speaking like he doesn't
have any sense. Is that how
that's who the gay people want to represent
them? I'm going to take it a step further.
I'm tired of gay people speaking on straight people period.
We can't speak about y'all.
Don't speak about us.
This is why they have a group called SNL.
If you really want to go there,
yo, stop talking about straight niggas.
We don't care.
There seems to be a lot of rules
as to what, you know, behaviors
straight men can and can't have.
Straight black men.
Straight black men.
Yes.
I keep telling y'all, there is a thing.
He want to tell the niggas to relax.
He look at that box and at Parkes I see you
He went and told Parkes to rewind
So bad
He looked at Parkes
And I'm letting it ride
You got mad at Parkes
You gotta trust your
Cast
Sometimes
You not gonna have the ball with three seconds on the
clock you still want your man to make the shot so I'm rolling your point the
fact you didn't look at it make our car that he wrote always gonna stay with my
brain anyway good now I'm with you.
I don't want to serious this out.
I'm not.
I'm leaving that alone.
Which is why I'm trying to shut up.
I'm leaving that alone.
Let's leave it alone.
No, fuck that.
Oh.
Because this is my problem.
Here we go.
It ain't that he said what he said.
Because like Ish said, I've heard this before.
This don't shock me. And it's funny. It's funny. I ain't going to said what he said. Because like Ish said, I've heard this before. This don't shock me.
And it's funny.
It's funny.
I ain't going to lie.
It's funny.
That's why I brought it up.
Because it was funny.
I laugh at it.
It is.
You niggas be having the little pink hookah tips.
Because y'all don't pick a manly.
Nah, I pick a manly.
Or flavor.
Or flavor.
Nah, I get the blue.
And then they blowing it on the screen.
I get the chocolate pineapple.
I'm going to take it a step.
How can you man? Glowing the dark shit. I'm going to take it a step further bro.
Some of y'all do the new hookah that look like a lava lamp.
Y'all are nasty.
You do the blow tricks?
No, I don't do the blow tricks.
Yes, he does.
So listen, let me talk.
Can I talk?
Sure.
So this is years ago, right? Before you could. I wanted to explain to you. Let me talk. Let me talk. Can I talk? Sure. So this is years ago, right?
Man, long ago.
Before you could...
I wanted to mix the flavors.
Okay.
All right?
You know, usually you get blueberry mint, shit like that.
You put two in your mouth?
Nah.
Nah.
I didn't know.
Flip.
Hey, Flip.
I just wanted to... Hey, Flip! I just wanted to...
Hey, Flip!
Flip!
Yo, Joe, talk to your man.
That means you was like this?
And blowing?
Yo.
I mean, pause, man.
Hey, Flip, it was a mistake.
No, but like when you...
Microphone check one two one two
If you buy the bar we advise you right now, please make your way back to the stage
We have to close those back doors, but ladies and gentlemen the show is about we got one
Tonight but We got one. Hey. I thought the headliner would cancel tonight, but they can't.
They can't. Seems like he's here.
Traffic opened up.
Mr. Two hookers in his mouth.
He's sucking on them.
Oh.
Wait, more than two.
It was three hookers.
It was three hookers.
Oh, my God.
Hey.
Big freeze.
He's nice.
Hey.
Do the freeze.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
You got to go down.
They got me.
You my man, right?
They got me.
Have I found a picture with three?
Saucy was right.
No, we have the picture. We kept the was right. No, we had the picture.
We kept the fouls.
No, no, the fouls.
We kept the fouls.
You'll see it.
We kept the fouls.
They bring it up every chance they get.
Just fuck with me.
You'll see it.
You had three tips in your mouth?
Yes, trying to wild out.
Listen, he playing Spock up too.
From Linden.
Three hookah tips in his mouth.
He's trying to wild out.
He's from Linden.
He's trying to make things a little bit easier. This nigga's from U.S.ah tips in his mouth. He from Linden. I didn't think so.
Yo.
Yo.
No.
Three hookah tips in his mouth.
Trying to wild out.
That's crazy.
Let me guess.
You was blowing it in the air.
In the big smoke.
In the big smoke.
You was blowing the big smoke?
Freeze.
I fucked up. Yo.
So did you taste the flavor change?
I choked.
Pause.
Wait, what?
I paused it.
I paused it.
I didn't want to say that.
I didn't want to say that. He choked.
That's a lot of smoke. Pause.
No, no, we don't need to poke. That's a lot of smoke. Pause. It's a lot.
No, no, we don't need to drop.
It's a lot of tips.
Ooh!
Wow.
OK.
God damn, Big Freeze.
You know, you live and you learn.
That's not a learning experience.
That's a flagrant foul.
I don't want to live that long.
Eject it?
Yeah, you eject it.
God damn.
See, all right.
Oh, man.
My mind is doing those fucking two-voice thing again.
Give me a couple seconds.
Well, I determined.
Now, get him.
Get him.
Which voice to listen to? Which voice to listen to?
Now, Joe was on.
Joe was about to say something.
He's an angel.
Joe was about to say something, but then he came with the salaciousness.
The views is up.
The cast is doing great. Exactly. Morale is high. Business is great. Numbers is up. Views is up. Cass is doing great.
Exactly. Morale is high.
Business is great.
Feelings is good.
Mute up, everybody.
Why would you fuck it up?
Everybody already accuses you of fucking things up when it's good.
Get him. Get him. Get him.
Yo, who's going to dress saucy, though?
On solo.
Who's going to really let saucy know?
This is my problem.
Oh, shit. And mind you, I don't smoke hookah today. this is my problem oh shit
and mind you i don't smoke hookah today so i really shouldn't even be the one
you should be the one at the stand really talking to this nigga it's not my platform
i'm a little sick of that line i'm not gonna hold you i'm a little sick of that line from this
but listen saucy this is the problem my first line of defense
when it comes to hookah is i can't begin to tell you about the illustrious nights that i have had
with women and hookah that all started with hookah a hookah it did and if i told you about it one you
wouldn't believe me two you wouldn't care because you might not be into the things that I'm into.
But I can't shame those years of my life.
Bad ones.
It was a period where they wasn't going nowhere if it wasn't a hookah.
They didn't have hookah there.
I didn't want to go.
But you didn't transfer the hookah smoke to the girl's mouth.
Did you do all those tricks?
Those chakras?
I'm sure they did it to me before.
At that point, I was having girl shotgun everything in my mouth.
You kidding me?
Yo.
What?
You were snowballing?
You were snowballing too?
I don't know what that is.
You were snowballing?
I swear I punched right in your face on camera.
I don't know what that is.
Can somebody tell me what it is?
Somebody was snowballing.
Demonstrate.
Demonstrate.
I'm not going to play it, man.
You're into that, man.
You told me you're into that.
You want to know what that is?
Yes.
Snowball is when you ejaculate.
What's white?
What's white?
When you ejaculate in a woman's mouth
and she puts the ejaculation back in your mouth,
to come in your mouth.
I've never done that.
Okay.
How did you get from that to that?
It's a fucking shotgun with smoke.
It's a different shotgun.
It's a different shotgun.
That is not a shotgun.
That is not a fucking shotgun.
That is crazy.
You need to go to Horizon Health Clinic.
Listen, as a hetero female, I co-signed the shotgun, okay?
I co-signed the shotgun.
I'm not going to ask you that.
No, you can't. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.-signed the shotgun. Wait, I'm not going to ask you that. No, you can't.
I'm not.
Not the snowball.
I'm not.
Not the snowball.
No, she meant the hookah.
The hookah shotgun.
The hookah shotgun.
You sure, Mel?
You okay?
I co-signed.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I co-signed.
Dog, are you shitting me?
Yeah, nigga.
It's definitely a gateway.
I don't play with anything with shots.
I'm fine with that.
Huh?
Girls would not go to places
If they can't get a hookah
That's a fact
And you look like a dodo
If you letting them smoke the hookah dolo
And then they came up with
Those stupid candy tips
You saw that?
I remember when I brought
What's the name of the melody?
I used to bring
Melodies for
I used to bring up the melody dog
It's right there
And one
You don't even have to jump
And one
But two, Saucy Two on the list is It's right there. And one, and one, brother. You don't even have to jump. And one.
But two, Saucy, two on the list is you're not talking to straight men.
You're talking to straight black men.
And that's the beef.
And that's the beef.
That is.
Talk about it.
The relationship between the gay community, again, and the straight black men.
Talk about it. We need reparations between us.
We do.
Because you certainly are not saying that
to the Latin men.
And you're certainly not saying it
to Middle Eastern men.
Nope.
That is true.
So who could you be saying that to
but straight black men?
That's where my issue lies.
Brother Joe is preaching today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah once you notice it
you can't unnotice it
I don't
that's what I've been
trying to point out
that's the problem
that's the problem
like it's funny
jokey joke shit
but there's a whole list
running around on Twitter
of things that
straight black men
can't do
talk about it
and it's simple shit
like yo
if you're a straight man
why do you have an umbrella
he don't use umbrellas that's on umbrella? He don't use umbrellas.
That's on the list.
I don't use umbrellas either, but I understand.
You never use umbrellas, but you use one.
I will use one.
I mean, if it's pouring down, but I'll be.
I like the rain.
Yeah, I don't really use umbrellas.
Stop trying to shame me.
And my driver is going to get the umbrella.
I'm not trying to straight shame you.
Okay, so.
If it's raining, So going to run out with the umbrella for my guest.
He does do that. Yes, he does If it's raining, So gonna run out with the umbrella for my guest. He does do that.
Yes, he does.
What else is on the list?
Because I'm always
really interested to hear
what is considered
to be emasculating.
Oh, all of this shit
is emasculating.
Give me four examples.
You can't carry a wallet.
What the fuck?
What are you supposed to do?
You can't go to brunch.
Why are you at brunch?
I don't go to brunch. I are you at brunch? I don't go to brunch.
I feel alone.
Well, I'm kind of agreeing with the list so far.
Yeah, I'm kind of there.
When you get in your 50s, they tell you that all the years of putting a wallet in your back pocket fucks your back up.
I put my wallet in my side pocket.
Exactly.
Who puts it in their back pocket?
Well, most men do.
You put it in the front?
That says a lot about you.
How you pee?
But like standing tall?
Yo, what's up with you?
You doing the squat?
Yo, what?
You hover?
Yo, what?
Yo, I think he said you're doing the squat pee, yo.
What's up with you?
I'm just saying
I don't see how
And brunch
We only had brunch
Because the girls were there
That's true
Like we wanted to eat at home
I'm not drinking it
That's how y'all lose
Y'all bottles and get robbed
That back pocket shit
I've never heard a group of guys
Saying hey we're going to brunch
Without women being present
We're not going nowhere
Without women being present
We're not doing that
We're not going nowhere
If there's no women there
Okay so
You know what the guys say?
Wait.
Where they at?
That is true.
That's the question.
That's it.
When's the last time
anybody been to brunch?
I've never been to a brunch.
It's been a while.
And that was,
it was a birthday
or something I had to go to.
Last Sunday.
You want me to,
let me, let me.
How you never been to brunch?
That's when they start
the french fries.
Let me see.
I need to expand my horizons,
right?
Expand my mind
to go to a damn brunch.
You look at Kent Kirsch.
A brunch?
You wait till hour five to say that?
Come on, talk to your man.
I don't have to go to a brunch.
He's judging me.
I didn't say a thing to you, Akshi.
You got no socks.
I do have on socks.
No, you don't.
You have on Skechers.
I do.
Stop.
One piece Skechers.
One piece Skechers.
Look at your big, bulky ass, dumb ass shoes.
Out of here.
Wait a second. Wait a second. Your advanceass shoes out of here. Wait a second.
Your advance wasn't enough, Mike. Wait a second. Alright, now you're getting me in trouble.
That's bad for the network.
I thought I asked
all of you not to discuss funds
with each other.
Yo, people are listening to this.
Yo, yo, yo, people are
listening to this.
He shot out all the anime characters, I think.
I understand that, but the sophisticated people are listening.
Stop playing with me, man.
One piece.
What you talking about?
Them three-piece sketches.
You got no size.
I'm laughing at you.
She's got BBSs.
I'm going to get you, too.
I've been letting you slide.
Chill.
So let me give you some more off the list.
Yeah, here's more off the list. Yeah, let's do some more
of the list.
What did I fucking do?
Men shouldn't need
more than one pillow to sleep.
Oh, fuck you.
I got four.
Don't walk in my room.
I use four.
I got 19.
I use one pillow.
I'm still rolling.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I may only use one too,
but there's 19 of them on that bed.
Oh, that's different.
Matter of fact, real men sleep on the floor because real men don't get comfortable.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
No, that's the rest.
No, that's the rest.
That's the type of shit that they say.
This is on the list.
My man.
Shout out to my man, Chef Weights.
He keeps a list.
Every time they start to bullshit, he adds something to the list.
Okay.
So he sent me, it's like six pages of shit on here.
I'm just jumping around.
This shit is exhausting.
Go on.
Why,
how do you call yourself a grown,
straight man
and you eat scrambled eggs?
Nah,
hold on, man.
I don't eat scrambled eggs.
I don't prefer scrambled eggs,
but I'll eat them,
you know what I mean?
Like,
yo,
this is fucked up.
What's the,
wait,
what's the manly way of eating eggs?
Fried.
Fried.
Boiled fried.
Some bullshit.
Boiled?
Hey,
yo.
He's a nerd.
Hey, if you're getting a drink, come to the front of the stage, please. The show's about to start.
We got him.
We got him!
We got one.
I'll have the best hard boiled egg, please.
Yup!
He's so white, yo.
I eat scrambled eggs.
We know you do.
I know.
I eat scrambled eggs, too.
Me, too.
My nigga.
Little cheese.
Nobody eats scrambled eggs, bro.
Yeah, little cheese. No grown man eats scrambled eggs. I must be a, too. Me, too. Nobody eats scrambled eggs, bro.
No grown man eats scrambled eggs.
I must be a kid.
We all kids, then.
Weird.
Who eats scrambled eggs?
Me.
One, two, three.
I will.
Every nigga here besides you.
Everybody eats scrambled eggs, yo.
All right.
Yeah, get to know your son, nigga.
That's your son.
That's why he not eating them.
He following your dumbass lead.
I eat fried eggs. All right. Yeah. That's your son. That's why he not eating them. He following your dumbass lead.
I eat fried eggs.
All right.
Yeah.
OK.
Or not learning from his friends.
Not learning from his.
Yeah.
You went against the contract rule.
I'm about to walk off.
Don't violate me.
Please, no.
Please stay.
Please stay.
Please don't leave.
You and your Fuji socks.
Yo, if you leave, I'm ending this.
No, you're not.
I got to work on.
You put the red carpet up and then you leave.
What else, Ice?
Oh, should I close it?
It's just funny.
Look what you're trying to highlight on Black History Month.
What else, Ice?
It's not a safe space for uh that shit is exhausting
like the things to be a black man to be a black the things you got to think about in terms of
like you know holding on to the perception of like what masculinity actually that fucking
that is exhausting well masculinity is toxic now talk sister male hold on to your love. Masculinity is toxic today.
But it's not.
Yes, it is.
Masculinity is not toxic.
Sister Mel, preach.
America's toxic.
I don't understand.
America's fucking toxic.
What's the problem with toxicity?
No, I love masculinity.
I am the sewer where toxic shit flows.
I keep telling you.
Bring it on.
We accept toxic here.
No, they aren't saying that, though.
Yeah.
Like that masculinity in itself is now
starting to be a bad thing. That's true.
That's true.
And it's wrong, though. That's wrong.
Because there's some people out there that really believes
in being masculine and are proud of being
masculine. You know what I'm saying? And to change
it because a lot of times we have to adjust to society
is a slap in the face.
No, that's respect.
That's respect. Why you laughing like that?, that's respect. That's respect.
Why you laughing like that?
Because that's respect.
I never looked at it that way.
Yo.
See, this is the problem.
This is the problem.
Wait, stop.
You get your teeth cleaned.
Wait, stop.
You come in here with new pants.
You look good.
Pink socks.
You look fire.
Going crazy.
You start talking crazy.
No, you went crazy a little bit.
A little bit.
On the cover of Vibemagazine, you feeling yourself today. You look chill.. No, he went crazy a little bit. A little bit. On the cover of Vogue magazine, you feeling yourself today.
You look chill.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
That wasn't a compliment.
Black men don't even know how to just compliment.
Thank you.
See, is that on the list?
Black men can't compliment each other?
No, you can't do that.
You crazy?
You got a lot to compliment each other?
No.
Oh, no.
I thought it's without the socks. I thought this drink was fly today. I said, look at my man. Okay, so if that's a straight black compliment each other? No. Oh, no. I thought it's... Without the socks,
I thought this drink was fly today.
I said, look at my man.
Okay, so if that's a straight black thing,
Parks,
can you do that with your...
With the white friends?
Yeah.
Do we compliment each other?
No, we don't compliment each other.
Never.
It might just be a man thing.
Yeah, it's a man thing.
Oh.
That's fucked up.
Parks, you got white friends?
Couple.
I don't know, Parks.
Yeah, you do, because you came in here today like, wait, what's up? Oh, man. Couple. I don't know, Fox. Yeah, you do, because you came in here today like, wait, what's up?
Oh, man.
Couple.
CB came in here on CB time.
What does everyone here think about Adidas reportedly redoing business with Kanye?
I feel good about it.
I'm saying reportedly Because I don't know
Supposedly they signed a new deal
To release all of the inventory
That they currently have
This is what the report says
No new Yeezy branded designs
Only selling current
Yeezy branded products
That Adidas cannot sell
Without Ye
No update on future
After these are sold
And Pirate Blacks
will be one of the first releases.
Oh, they know what they doing.
They know what they doing.
The Pirate Blacks
gonna get it.
Yeah, he got them.
Is Wealth, because Wealth posted it,
is Wealth a good source?
Pirate Black?
Pirate Black, y'all good.
Y'all good, boy.
You know you a rapper.
It's disgusting.
This is so fucking disgusting.
Please tell us what you think, Joe.
Well, we all know who started Adidas, so.
I'm listening to y'all for this Kiki and laughing.
I'm loving it.
What you mean?
What you mean who started Adidas?
German engineer.
Adidas.
You going there?
You trying to, on Black History Month, you hollering?
I'm just saying, they're going to.
You're going to do a job.
Come on, you're wild. Don't talk about no German stuff you hollering? I'm just saying, they're going to. You're going to do a job. Come on, you're wild.
Don't talk about no German stuff in here, bro.
I'm just saying.
I mean, I don't know if this is true or not,
so I don't really know if there's anything for me to say about it.
If it's true, I would be disappointed in him.
Yes.
Why, Joe?
I get it. I get it
I get it
Because when you take a hard stance
You gotta kinda stand in that
So I think that
If Adidas losing hundreds of millions of dollars
As they claim that they are
As a result of
Them cutting off business with you
You make them eat that
But that's what you said
They ain't the only ones losing That's true them cutting off business with you, you make them eat that. But that's what you said. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
One second, one second, one second.
They ain't the only ones losing.
That's true.
Hundreds of millions of dollars.
Yeah, but hold on.
But that's the thing.
As Joe says often,
you got to tighten your belt.
But hold on.
You the superhero.
But they're the one that cut it off.
You the superhero.
And they're sending that.
That's the point.
So now you're not going to crawl back.
Let me talk.
You're not going to crawl back to me when You're not going to Crawl back to me
When you are losing
Millions of dollars
And you're hemorrhaging money
And now you want to
Play nice in the sandbox
Because you need me
To sign off
On you selling your product
Isn't that the point
In which you would
Crawl back
Exactly
You got the biggest advantage
And now I'm going to
Tell you kick rocks
Or I'm going to
Leverage that
And get exactly
What I need to get out of you
Wouldn't you be happy
That he leveraged that
They all cut ties With him because it's...
Yeah, we know.
Anti-Semitic sense.
Exactly.
Wouldn't you be proud of him too?
They all dissed themselves and now they're coming back.
Now you got to come back to Kanye.
People were laughing at him.
People dissed themselves.
Look at Kanye.
He look crazy.
Now look at what's happening.
No, unless it was a deal that was just some other shit.
Nigga, sink. Yeah. Nigga, sink.
Yeah.
Fuck you, sink.
If you not giving me 5% of Adidas or some shit like that.
Or 99% of everything that comes in on these sneakers that already exist that y'all couldn't sell.
I like all the reports of, yo, we losing this amount of money.
We telling our investors it's going to be a stretch.
I like all that if I'm Kanye.
Yeah, absolutely.
So I would want them to sink
knowing I'm Kanye, right?
Like if I'm really looking at it,
Rihanna just did the Kanye Super Bowl.
Everybody in pop culture
is wearing big red boots
that some people say
are Kanye inspired.
Even running around
wearing them dumb ass big boots.
I'm going to wear them again. Kanye is the superhero whether we like it or not. True. people say are kanye inspired even running around wearing them dumbass big boots i'm gonna wear
kanye is the superhero whether we like it or not true correct like i keep saying so go be the
superhero let that let that company fail stand in your word go get your factories go get your
all that shit you said you was going to get go get it and do it but look what we said before
what's that part of the deal part of him coming back is oh did i give before What if that's part of the deal? Part of him coming back Oh, then I said That's what I just said
Then I shut up
We sat in here before
We sat in here before and said
Yo, what do you do when Adidas
We already know if this is true
What do you do when Adidas come back knocking
And we agree, it's stick up time
So if he stuck him the fuck up
And got exactly what he needed
I said that
I said unless they gave him equity
Or some shit like
Give me 4% of Adidas
Worldwide revenues Give me some shit like
that if they not doing that and we just doing the same splits that we did before i doubt get the
fuck out i hope it's not the same splits it was the same splits as before i'm with y'all and i
would like to see i'm 100% with y'all someone publicly apologized from adidas oh i was going
further than that i want to see someone from the the Jewish community in an outrage over Adidas behavior and handle them.
I want to see them get handled.
Handle them.
You absolutely right.
Y'all a power.
Because it's disappointing for someone like me.
That's a good one.
Right?
Like Kanye is powerful enough and rich and wealthy enough and influential enough to go and say all that shit that he said and still have this big ass company eat their words and crawl back on their feet.
That will not be the case for the rest of us.
True.
He is an anomaly in that regard.
But I want them still to go say something to Adidas.
The same way that we wanted people to go say something to Amazon about publishing the fucking book that Kyrie just simply tweeted.
I'm looking for consistency.
Yeah.
It ain't that.
And that's my take.
That's a problem.
You can't pick and choose.
It is not consistent
across the board.
But I would love for Kanye
to have gotten his big deal.
Crack him.
Yeah.
And if he didn't crack him,
I'd tell him to make his two.
I couldn't see him not.
Yeah.
Tell him to make his two.
I mean, the reports
are not saying anything
about what his...
See, I don't think he cracked them because...
Because he's been cosplaying for years and he really wants white skin.
That's why I don't think he cracked them.
And not just that.
I think that if he cracked them, you wouldn't specifically...
Because everything I've read said that business post-selling off their current inventory is not being done.
So if you cracked them, you'll be like, yeah, we picking up
We moving along that it out of that. That's unless unless that's a
Conversation to be had later contingent upon how this product moves that's but that could be part of the deal though for them to
Seem like they still have the original
Deal inventory
No original he could have agreed to like,
in order for us
to go back in business
with you,
we're willing to take this
or make this,
but you have to make us
look like this.
You understand what I'm saying?
There's deals like that.
Then you still lost.
No.
You still lost.
They embarrassed you publicly
on a worldwide scale.
Did they really embarrass him?
You motherfucking right.
If he got 4% equity,
did he lose?
They didn't embarrass him.
Did he lose?
I'm asking you,
if he got the 4% equity, but they still can...
Or hooked him up with some plants or whatever.
Yeah, talk about it.
Yeah, some of that type of shit.
The shit that we saying we want him to get.
If he got that, but they still get to move on.
Yeah, public perception.
You saying he lost?
Yes.
Okay.
That's crazy.
Because, dog, sometimes when you're building your brand,
your name and your reputation are worth more than the financial gain sometimes.
Closing arguments from you gentlemen.
We don't know if any of this stuff is true.
More will be revealed, and I'm sure we will have to continue to report on it.
And if anybody got the release date on Pirate Blacks, let me know.
Hit me up ASAP.
New slaves.
Huh?
Part of the show
Let's go
What is this gentleman's name here?
Let me see
D
What up D?
Alright
Hey D
What's happening?
D has a 312 area code
I don't know where that is
Chicago
He's about to tell me
Chicago
D says
Oh boy
Do I have a story for you.
Oh yeah.
So picture this.
Let's go.
I'm a married man
with a wife
who's always dripping wet.
Just like that
Lil Wayne lyric.
You know the one.
Pussy so wet
so I swam to her butt.
Yeah, that's us.
But don't get it twisted.
We don't do butt play.
Anyway.
Wouldn't knock you
if you did, buddy.
Yeah, I don't care. We don't kink shame here at the do butt play anyway wouldn't knock you if you did buddy yeah i don't
we don't kink shame here at the jbp uh well not publicly anyway i decided to spice things up a bit
and introduced a cock ring into the mix funny you should say that uh d you just reminded me about a
cock ring story i have um that sounded wild that sounded wild i That sounded wild.
Go ahead.
I'll tell you later.
COE.
She used to smoke weed to help calm her nerves.
Wait.
Oh, no, no.
I skipped a sentence.
Here we go.
All right.
I decided to spice things up a bit and introduce the cock ring into the mix.
Let me tell you, my already impressive size is now out of this world.
My wife loves it so much.
She is constantly feeling me up to make sure the ring is still in place.
But here's the thing.
My wife has extreme anxiety and it's been affecting our relationship.
This is when the sad music comes on day line.
When the cock ring stops working.
Yo.
Fucking idiot.
She used to smoke weed to help calm her nerves, but it made her super dry down there, even with the cock ring.
Would you believe it?
Now, I'm torn between having mind-blowing sex or having a peaceful household.
You see, when my wife is less anxious,
she's an absolute joy to be around.
So what do I do?
Should I sacrifice our sex life
for the sake of our relationship?
Help a brother out.
Pick days.
I have a couple of questions.
I have a couple.
I think you picked days.
Don't smoke weed today.
It's cock ring time.
Hey.
Smoke weed every day.
Except today.
Not on cock ring day.
What's up, Mel?
Okay.
So, all right.
I answered one of my questions in my head because I was wondering.
I was like, is he talking about like a Prince Albert?
No.
Okay.
No, it's a band that goes around to shit.
No, I absolutely know that.
They're fun.
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
You've never used a cock ring before?
They vibrate.
They're fucking awesome.
I've used a vibrating one before.
Of course you have.
I'm starting to really understand you, Parks,
and I kind of like it.
Okay, so.
Wait. Y'all, get the lady.
Wait, what?
Just get the lady. And don't talk to
Parks like that.
Don't say that while Isha's
sitting there, though, for real.
And this is what he was talking about last episode, you see?
What? I kind of like it.
Give him a blackness of compliments.
Audience, it don't be us.
Well, sometimes.
Anyway.
So in my experiences, weed made sex even better.
So I'm interested.
I don't think that her vag dryness and weed, there's a connection between the two.
I think that there's something else going on. But a connection between the two i think that there's
something else going on but if he wants to solve that problem but if he wants to solve that problem
there are ovules that you can get they're like these lubrication ovules that she can just stick
up there 30 minutes before and then she'll just be like d you hear her there you go d look i'm
solving all the problems she doesn't have to stop weed, get rid of the vaginal dryness,
keep the cock ring on, boom.
Hey, I'm going to do you no better.
You're welcome.
Eat it.
Or there's that too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He did not mention that.
Stacks.
He did not mention that.
Eat it.
Yeah.
That'll fix that. You can't try it.
Eat it well enough.
It'll fix that part.
But hold on one second.
Just eat it.
Sucks when you gotta eat the grumpy chick.
You had a cock ring story.
Damn.
We're waiting with bated breath over here.
We weren't.
And what's bated mean?
It means we're waiting.
Fuck out of here.
Come on.
Cock ring story.
Not really a cock ring story, right?
But the other day.
The other day. The other day?
Yo, come on.
Where you wanted the story to start at?
Go ahead, man.
No, the other day, my girl goes in the drawer,
and it's like there's a cock ring sitting there,
but like in the package.
So she's looking at me,
because we ain't never used no cock ring.
And she's like,
nigga, why you got a cock ring? Oh, she was believing the little joke she was making before.
No, she's just saying, what is this? Where'd it come from? And we ain't never used it.
And if you got one, why we ain't never use it? And I said, well, that's a cock ring.
I don't know where it came from. I said, oh it was from the hotel one of them hotels then they give you like a grab bag when you leave with my toys and it had like a bullet vibrator I need to know and add a cock ring and I
think I saved the cock ring wanting to use it because I've never used one too
rich to be going on type of hotel I want to say it was the satire. Fancy.
That gave you that bad?
100%.
I think they have it in every two and three bedroom suite by the alcohol.
That does not surprise me.
It surprises me.
Not at all.
But keep going.
If it was the loop, I'd have understood.
Yeah, because for a higher end hotel.
But the loop wouldn't do that.
It would before the satire.
I would think so.
Nah, they would have an inventing machine.
Cock rings and bullet vibrators in every room.
That shit ain't cheap.
No, it's not.
And they keep refilling.
It's not about that.
It's about the clientele.
So if my, let's say somebody that's religious went and stayed there,
they would be offended by that.
Everybody don't have the same things and everybody don't have the same fetishes.
Well, you also don't have to touch the alcohol,
the
Snickers, the M&M's.
That's not a sexual toy, bro.
You're not comparing the
nip of vodka
with the cock ring or
the bullet. I really like that being
there.
I kind of want to know what hotel that is for the next time I travel.
That's my point. I get your point
and I agree with your point
like he's saying
an affluent family
who stayed there
might not want to see that shit
that might be offensive to them
it might be offensive to them
to even have it in the space
in a bag
yes
to some people
they would find that offensive
but to your point about the loop
and knowing your clientele
there you go
that family probably
shouldn't be at the satai. But the satai
is a higher end establishment
that ain't necessarily made
for the sexual clientele. But it's not
marketed to as family
friendly. Yeah. That shit
is fucking ritzy as shit.
That is you're going there. You are impressing
somebody. They know who the fuck is going up in there.
The satai is the exact place that you want.
It's us. That's above my pay grade.
I don't know if it is.
It sounds like the high end escort hotel.
I don't know if it is. I disagree. Above your pay grade?
Yo, stop.
You stop. Stop, alright?
Stop. I disagree. I'm going to tell my mom.
You and Ms. Faye, stop. I'm going to tell my mom.
Ms. Faye, anyway, do we have
help for him and do we have help for me?
Should I try to open the cock ring and use it?
According to him, that shit is kind of flying.
A thousand percent.
I just said it.
I've never used it.
I heard it's dope, though.
Niggas told me that they use it.
I'm going to buy one.
Like a lot of old head niggas.
I put that shit on.
A lot of old head niggas
that start going through the ED problems,
they use them.
And they said the shit is banging.
That's interesting
that they would say something like that.
Yeah.
Because you have to remain erect
for the cock ring to stay on. No, that's not true they would say something like that yeah because you have to remain erect for the cock ring
to stay on
no that's not true
he's telling this
to a person
who's actually
used a cock ring
how can a cock ring
stay on if you're not hard
so what happens is
you build up
whatever you gotta build up
thank you
thank you Paul
tell me I can't hear
what Paul doesn't have on mic
you build up your erection
which means
your dick is full of blood.
When you get erect,
it's blood rushing to your dick.
It's like when you slide the chin.
You put the cock ring on,
and it holds the blood.
It holds your erection.
Almost like putting an elastic band at the base?
Yes.
Got it.
So a lot of older people start to experiment with them
because they start to go through ED,
and they start using them.
And then, like Mel said,
they got something that got lights.
They got something that vibrates.
Why is Sam like Sam saying, show me, old man?
Somebody on the balcony.
I'm here, baby.
This nigga so stupid.
Is there somebody back?
Tell me, show me.
This nigga so stupid.
Tell me what you want.
Tell me what you need. Tell me what you need.
Stop rubbing your head.
Yeah, yo, stop.
Stop all this girly shit.
Stop all this girl playing with your head.
Knock it off.
And stop that.
Sit up straight.
Sit up straight.
Sit up straight.
Yeah, the fuck.
Don't do that shit the girls be doing.
Look, girls, girls.
It's girls, yo.
Anyway.
To D, like I said anyway let her take the anxiety smoke and just eat it
there's a trade-off but what does she dry out i'm not trying to be funny either i'm just asking like
he might have tried that and she might just start getting dry based on the weed. Lube. That shit is trash. It is, but... It is very trash. That shit is basura.
What?
It'll work in a pinch.
In a pinch.
I see what you did.
I see what you did.
Y'all good.
I see what you did.
Like, that shit is trash.
Lube.
He sounds like he's got
first world problems.
Man, I'ma go ahead
and deal with the
agginess for the box.
I don't know.
Pick a day. How Aggie we talking?
Do three days a week. No weed on Thursdays or whatever, man. Not two days.
How Aggie are we talking?
Y'all need to go get some cock
rings and then come in here next week
and talk about your experiences. I'm going to go get one.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. I won't do the second
part, but I'll go get one.
I'll talk about it if it's fire.
This a tie.
I don't like that shit.
It ain't happening.
So high.
What this is, Joe?
What we got?
We got a sleeper for you.
I'm trying to see if this is my sleeper.
This is for me.
Don Tolliver.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I heard this.
That is not my sleeper.
That sounded crazy.
Why you didn't let that?
That came in the ring.
You gotta keep your head up. She said she fed up. That came on, didn't it? Why you didn't let that? That came on.
What's on that one?
Mm-hmm.
That's fire.
His helmet's fire.
I was going to play one of the more Joe records,
but I let it rock. You're the only girl I need, yeah You're the only girl for me You're the only girl I need, yeah
If I could see your love
If I could see your love
I need a your mind I need to hold my head, baby
I need to feel your heart, baby
I need you in my head
And give me what you want, yeah, yeah
I told the DJ, play my song, yeah, tonight
Brand new Don Toliver featuring featuring Callie Olchess
This record is called For Me
I see what he was doing, I see what he was doing
I see what he was doing, I see what he was doing
But still
Had to get to your Joe bag anyway
I'm getting back to this Jazzi
I'm getting right back to this Jazzi And I'm getting right back to this jazzy.
And I'm speeding up a little bit.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Holy shit.
Hey, are y'all crazy?
Dude, that's the best thing in the world,
our music, yo.
Is he supposed to be doing this on Sleepless?
We miss it.
They can just do whatever they want.
I love you, Flip. I'm tryna heal, it's making me so, so frail
But oh, I don't wanna be in this world alone
Oh, I really need someone to call my own
Someone I'm my only one
When it's said and done
So handle me
Oh, yeah
Don't wanna be
Tamed by you
Don't wanna be alone, in this world
Alone
I push every girl, that I love away
I push every girl that I love away If I'm looking in the mirror, feel toxic, know his way around me
It's all draining, yeah
But ooh, I don't wanna be in this world alone
Oh, I really need someone to call my own
Someone I'm my only one
When it's said and done
So handle me, handle me
Yeah, yeah
But yeah, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
It's like you're the same
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I don't wanna be, I'm the king Y'all lucky a girl would get somebody for beginnin'
Oh my God
Wait a minute
Brand new music from Jazzi.
EP in your phone right this second.
This record is called Alone.
And this whole EP is fire.
God damn it.
Who's your button?
That was definitely fire.
I'm looking for it.
The EP's out?
It's out.
Alright, good. Good luck.
It's heat.
Well, one of my favorite rappers also dropped a new album today. This is Pero Giovanni,
fresh out of Detroit. He dropped Ghost Mode, and this record is called Ex-Dealer Flow 2,
and features Jeezy.
Hola, soy el Gio, soy bien orgulloso de ti mi hermano, soy de los finos, de los buenos, ya sabes pues, cualquier cosa que necesite, es sino que me llame, aquí estamos para las que desea, fuego, fuego, fuego, fuego When you got a real grind I can't make it if it ain't a dollar bill sign Seen ugly shit on the road to live fine To watch real but we never post in real time I live the life you can film Really I'm him
Really in my own lane I ain't competing with them
If you ain't talking big money ain't no meeting with him
On bad terms all his secrets he gon' keep it with him
You was capping I was stashing crack rock in my brim
Selling trees no stem turned to G to an M Fuck five mics, I wanted boyfiends, give a ten
Selling dog, the only way I knew to flee in the bins
What you tryna spend?
The paddock tellin', ain't no time wastin' All that talkin' average nigga, what your
grind sayin'?
Went from wakin' up, downshavin' To signin' deals while I'm wine tastin'
Legally my crime payin' I'm in the crib playin'
Niggas outside playin' Soon as they money run low, niggas get to blamin'
It's your fault, not theirs, nigga, who cares?
You tried to check the elevator, boy, I took stairs
I get stares while my neck glare
Used to cop with 1,500, nowadays that just sweats fair
I'm only goin' if I check there, yeah
I'm only goin' if I check there
You either with a nigga or you not, no between
Had to get my night off the block servin' fiends
Rose gold kit in my jacket by Celine
Hangin' with Colombians, they from Etienne I'm tryna stay legit, they tryna mail a nigga
keys Put a play together but my face is never seen
Get up off your ass, man, this shit is up for grabs
All you need is focus and a motherfucker to blame
In the rain for the time, man, this shit is so confused
When I stack a billion dollars, I'ma start a revolution
Them white girls sold, and I ain't talkin' prostitution
The streets took my soul, I'ma need some retribution
Trey Young, nigga, yeah, I'm ballin' every night
Boys make em' moist, yeah, I'm talkin' Barry White
Birds touch that, and I ain't talkin' bout a flight
Now the smell in the garage got me higher than a kite
Just one room, nigga, don't get caught
Work gon' sell itself, yeah, that shit is gettin' bought
Had a Walmart seat, now a nigga gotta vote
Now it's European seats, and I used to have to walk
Half a brick, nigga, yeah yeah you know the way I play
I was talking shit with Obama just the other day
Talk my nigga still, hussing on shit where you stay
Keep your head on a swivel nigga, don't forget to pray
That's all I gotta say
That's Ex-Dealer Flow 2, Payroll Giovanni featuring Jeezy
Off of that new Ghost Mode that is in your phones right now.
All right.
I'm going to play some new cloth shit.
This is Times Changed.
Destin featuring Mooch.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I topple them flat.
Glock of the max.
Sig of the FN.
I topple your raps.
Gobble the tracks.
Switching professions.
Took to the game to take notice.
I just pray I stay focused.
Lord knows I lost my religion. Wait for the gates when they open, I flick the ash, take it in, exhale
the truth, how ironic, seeing the streets, they respect it, but in this booth I'm iconic,
no matter my fate, I was great, knew my destiny was wealth, accepted anything but help, my
biggest enemy was self, I always dreamt of a brick, till I got one needed too, big time
to prop when it's hit, I finally seen the truth
Never enough for a hustle, a bunch of promises broken
Thought I was dumb, but I wasn't, cause poppy dropped at the lowest
I can't cop with a local, that's why I shop with the growers
Rap of the trap, I'ma make it, nobody stop in my moment
This shit was written, that ain't a question
It was only the land, what was destined What's the man, that ain't the question The question is only delaying what was destined
What's delaying the man inside the mirror?
Is the passion that was there just faded and wasn't clearer?
They say life is a bitch but it's even worse when you fear her
How we top tier with music but niggas be causing terror
You a lost ball cap trying to fit in the new era
So you just all capping my tall facts of appearance
You try to cross back and get lost, that disappearance
I disappear in smoke and I lost all of my feelings, yo
Get there with the lyrics, the milkies, they need to hear em
So I'm spittin' on stage like a pastor, I hope I hear em
But I still mean killin' myself, you couldn't feel it
So even if I gave you my light, you couldn't steal it
Just listen to the message, the message is not appealing
Till I'm peeling out them 50s and 100s all for a villain
I'm inviting everybody and tell them come for a dinner
You'll never be a loser when you fucking with witness, nigga
That's Destin, Times Change, featuring Mooch
We got this
Hold on featuring Mooch. We got this.
Hold on.
The guy's name is Kevin Ross.
The show, I mean,
the song is called Show and Prove.
Pardon me.
All right.
The guy.
What I told you about that,
you be doing that to niggas
that drop consistent heat.
Kevin Ross is not the guy.
It's this guy.
Sure. Kevin Ross is a the guy. It's this guy.
Kevin Ross is a friend of the show who drops heat like every other month.
Come on.
I'm new at the show.
The guy. Everybody been texting me.
I don't pay that no mind.
Cause you know talk is shit.
Baby, I stay on key.
I don't need no rehearsing.
Body look good on camera.
I want to see that in person.
Yeah. T-shirt, hair tight, tight night, uh-huh
Don't trip, we'll skip to nothing
You ain't up to speed, I'm late on my feet
I'll be patient, babe, believe it
Cause I promise I can show you
Better than I can tell you
What's next up is you I can follow through
It's a real complexion Ain't no questions
And there's ain't no throughs So never mind the promises they told you
I can show and prove
Miss me with fantasies, I hate imagining Rather it happening, all on top of me
You in that Georgia peach, drippin' with every squeeze
Make from the schedule meat, so we link, you know what I like
T-shirt, head tight, tight night, uh-uh Don't trip, we'll skip to nothin'
If you ain't up to speed I got what you need
Just be patient, babe Believe it if I promise I can show you Better than I can tell you what's next, don't be sure
I can follow through
It's a reflection, ain't no question
Slippin' that signal through
So never mind the, they told you
I can show and prove
Show and prove, Kevin Ross.
A vibe.
Okay, my song is called Waiting.
And it's by, um,, shit I can't pronounce it,
Ukele and Xenia Manasseh. Now you want me in, ain't no secret Words unspoken, but just for a moment
Hand in my hand, say a while You can't show me you mean your meaning You know that I've been unused
So don't you take your time hesitating Please don't keep me waiting
Any longer, no debating Concentrating
You can be sure you're not the only one in this
I know how it feels, hard on the line
I try to hide, but I see I can't escape what is real
Curious to see how far we'll go beyond the lines we've drawn
To me you've got it all, don't ever have to ask for more But who's to say it isn't real? Give me a better deal then
As if it's one thing that you know for sure
I've been on you, so don't you waste your time hesitating
Please don't keep me waiting any longer
No debating, contemplating
You can be sure you're not the only one in this
I know how it feels. Heart on the line.
I tried to hide, but I, I can't escape what is real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's Waiting by Ukele and Zenia Men.
So it was waiting, like wait in the water?
Waiting, yeah.
No, waiting.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm waiting for you.
Gotcha.
Mm-hmm.
That's definitely some sauna, spa, yoga vibes.
Oh, here.
There you go.
All right.
All right.
There you go. Alright.
Coming from Boston.
Okay.
Lorde Jew, shout out to Jim.
LV Records.
My bop, she just dropped it.
Let's get it.
Ay yo, talk.
This a hit.
That's all. Ay, y'all
This my vibe
Nigga fuck around and find out I got guys
Coming for the top, coming for your spot
Nigga try to take my shit, get shot
I'm a real ass bitch, no prop
Bitches swear they on they tough shit, but they not
They be all tired, I be getting guap
I stay on the grind, cause that shit don't stop
This my vibe, nigga fuck around and find out I got God
Comin' for the top, comin' for your spot
Nigga try to take my shit, get shot
I'ma realize, bitch, no prob
Bitches swear they on they tough shit but they not
They be all tired, I be gettin' guap
I stay on the grind cause that shit don't stop
I be tryin' chill, be cool, I'm mellow I can still spin Tasmanian devil
Like my bitches brown, red, yellow Got a good BBL ass, moves like Jello
I'm in, I knew it Niggas can't press me, I'm way too fluid
Bitch if I said that shit, I'd do it Bitch if I said that shit, I'd do it. Bitch, if I grip that shit, I'd
shoot it. That's right. I'm on timing. If a nigga hit this shit, he rewind it. Bitch,
you ain't bout your business, don't mind it. Bitches ain't making no noise, it's quiet.
This my vibe. Nigga, fuck around and find out I got God. Coming for the top. Coming
for your spot. Nigga, try to take my shit Get shot That's my bop
From Lil Ju
Boston stand up
You know how we do
You know how we carry it
Yes sir
Shout out to my homie
Good sleepers gang
Indeed
Indeed
Melissa still playing off
That playlist I see
Yeah yeah
You know what she doing
That lonely playlist
She dying for love
Fuck you
Stressed
To be blessed.
Better than the rest.
Say it with your chest.
Get out of here.
Oh, my God.
Hey, yo, listen.
Good show today, fellas.
I'm proud of everyone.
And Lady.
And Lady.
Hold on.
I'm almost done.
Thank you.
All right.
The Queen.
Good show.
Salute.
We appreciate it.
I'm just proud of everyone.
Okay.
Last week was hard.
Pause. Last week was hard. Pause.
Last week was hard, you say?
It was extremely rough.
No, this week.
That was this week, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It just feel like something.
It was like that.
Come on, tell me how you feel.
Break the fifth wall there.
It feel like...
Break the fifth wall there.
I could.
What do you think about that one?
I feel like, you know...
That's right.
Joe wasn't too happy, and then he checked some shit And now look
But just so we're clear
You're a hater
Stop humming while we're talking
About our progression
You mean as he plays the song?
He just likes the song
That's all
What's up?
Oh my God yo
Yo keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Great show today
Until the next time I bid you a new farewell Adios your prayers lord knows we need to be there you can't you i can tell you great show today until
the next time i bid you a new farewell adios cerebrodurchy hasta la vista so long goodbye
thank you life is a serious moment can i shout my anime crew i believe
you shout out all of them everybody all the one people. Don't play nothing. Don't play nothing.
Shout out to everybody.
Flip the Joe Bud Network, too.
We are here.
What is this soundtrack?
Hand it to me.
This is so great.
I got to let it play a little bit.
He's such a clout chaser.
You might know him.
He go read comments and then just come clout chase.
Hold on.
Let it play. I'm dying to end my show now.
On Black and Streamer.
Shout out to everybody out here that watch anime.
All the Reddit people.
Please flip.
We rock with y'all.
Look, got the shoe right here.
One piece.
Huh?
They can't stop us.
We love the beat.
Every episode, he finds a new way to almost get fired.
Sophisticated audio audience members, my apologies.
I'm sorry that you have to deal with some of this.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time.
Yo, whatever y'all, I'm trying to end this Please, thank you
We bid you adieu, farewell, adios, goodbye, hasta la vista
Do remember that life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make each one last as if it's all that we have
And lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women
Man, I'm about to body shame you
You're not skinny enough to be right here in this spot
Is all I'm saying, yo
But what?
You know what you remind me of?
When I used to leave my house too long and my dog would miss me.
My dog would be like...
Yo, when you go down and your dog...
This nigga is crazy.
He's like a fucking...
He's like cocaine French bulldog.
Oh, shit.
Let's go get in the show.
Yeah, you're. Oh my god.
Yeah, you cocaine French bulldog.
Oh man.
The stagnant women want to travel.
Ooh, go ahead, man.
I just, you know, that's for you.
Look, look at you hating on them bitches again.
That's the sissy highlighted.
We got her.
We got her.
Again.
Y'all are down dog.
The baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the close minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol, you don't need a bag.
You don't need a bag.
You don't need a bag.
You don't need a bag.
You don't need a bag.
You don't need a bag. You don't need a bag. You don't need a bag. You don't need a bag. You don't need a bag. Again! Y'all are down dog The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol, you just might need it
Enjoy your weekend
Remember, little spoon vibes, little spoon vibes
Protect gold
Hey
I mean, we vibed out today, this is good
I mean, we vibed out today.
This is good.
Baby.
Hey.
Hey, you niggas out there, if you know your dad,
go ask him if he can play an instrument.
Your dad had to go up against these niggas.
It was your dad versus the stylistics. dramatics the four tops all the temptations
for you light-skinned niggas out there your dad had to go up against harlan oates
michael mcdonald and them y'all hold it down, happy Black History Month
We'll be back same time, same place
The reasons
The reasons that we're here
The reasons that we're here
Shout out to the good dads out there too
Words, hit ass
They won't disappear
And After the love games have been played
All I really need is you
Mel, what you doing this weekend?
Anything fun?
Back to the gun range with Duke?
Have you spoken to him?
No, and...
Did he make it to third base?
I'm going to see Cocaine Bears with you.
My girl gonna fight us fuck you
you
this goes out to you
this goes out to you
this goes out to you All the reasons why I hide All the reasons why we lie Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I will flip you. I'm gonna flip you. I will throw you off the balcony. Why is he? There's something different about standing up and dancing slowly.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,