The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 607 | "Sign Language"
Episode Date: March 4, 2023The JBP returns as they open up the show with praise for De La Soul whose full discography has finally hit streaming services (8:23). Joe then addresses his Michael B. Jordan comments from earlier thi...s week and gives his review of Creed III (23:03), Ja Morant’s off the court allegations continue to swirl (41:12), & Alex Murdaugh has been sentenced to life in prison (52:13). The gang also discusses the use of dating sites (1:03:50), new music from J. Cole, Nicki Minaj, & 6LACK (1:28:30), Part of the Show (2:25:00), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Victor Oladipo - “Forward” Ice | Bairi - “Way Too Much” Parks | Che Noir & Big Ghost LTD (feat. Ransom & 38 Spesh) - “Bad Apples” Ish | Adi Oasis (feat. Leven Kali) - “Naked” Melyssa | pisceze - “Daddy” Flip | NORAPMONEYOX - “Me and the Money”
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our own enjoy the show i went out to dinner with this billionaire cat right so i met him in passing
and like when you're around billionaires they have all these special people sitting around them
like they got geniuses like this other guy so there was this this social media genius was with
this guy's as Asian guy. And so
he's talking to me about the metaverse. And he was deep in because he's with the billionaire.
The billionaires, they fund all kinds of wild stuff. I'm just having dinner with the dude.
He liked me, so I'm having dinner. And the way to keep friends with billionaires is never
ask them for shit. They'll take you out to 100 dinners, put you on the boats, take you
on vacation with them. But as soon as you ask them for something, they're gone.
That's it.
That's it.
They might offer you something, but never ask them for nothing.
I had a guy, one of my partners, he was going out with some rich guy,
and he had some ideas, and I said, don't ever pitch to them.
Don't ever pitch.
This is some game for anybody out there.
When you round people with money, you never pitch.
Wait on them to say, so what's going on yeah when you get date
now they asked for it right and then you say well I'm trying to do but never open
with the pitch you know what I'm court I think maybe you could help me mm-hmm
that's not how it's done great way back cool so what's going on in your life
court yeah yeah
All right, god damn it, I'm here I'm here
My check what's who two, and it go Y'all mean I'm here at it, we're all free for y'all today
Shout out to the Patronus
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from
Yeah, I'm on my old ass shit, good energy and good vibes
Baddies and hookah
Taking it back to old school melody 2010 rules
2010 rules and effect
Don't show up to the door unless you got two or three beautiful women friends with you
The fuck off the property
I love you more
More than you know
On the letter show
I love you more
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from
Spotify, Apple, YouTube, Patreon, Google, SoundCloud, The Bootleg.
A lot of bootleggers running around.
I've seen all y'all little think pieces.
Y'all was busy this week with the think pieces.
It was on your ass.
Joe Budden clashes with Shut Up.
Shut Up. Shut up. Shut up.
No doubt.
Joe Budden, intense, passionate, that fucker dick.
That was coming.
What you think I was coming here to do?
That?
That?
That?
I love when they fry me up.
I get antsy to come to work.
After I spend 30 minutes in the shower sad, sitting in doing style on the floor,
letting water rain all over my head, wondering how I got myself in this position again.
Hey!
Alright, we're having a good time today.
Good time, good energy, good vibes.
Spring is just about here.
Alright, put the parents to bed Put the parents to bed, let me get on my real nigga shit
Take the cars to the car wash
Get you a good sit inside if you understand what I'm talking about
Yeah, I mean, if you old and you took a good nap
You might wake up in time for a pregame
Let's get that right
Also, if you that nigga, you probably woke up to a few missed calls and texts
I get back to you when I get back to you, you hear me?
You push the hottest beats, feel fast
Through the city, play Monopoly, real cash
DMV and the models beat
Shigganaceous in the west
And piratify, something you cats got to see
And the watches be all types of shapes and stones Being broke is childish and I'm quite wrong Free the waves, suit, shirt, what up? You know what it is I was outside for this
I didn't have no money, but I was outside
Same night, same fight
But one of us cats ain't playing right
I let you tell it
Hey!
Shout out to the happy couples listening But one of us cats ain't playing right I let you tell it You don't place yourselves in the shoes of two felons You tell me you won't call any chance you get
Shout out to the unhappy couples listening
Maybe this is the only thing you guys still have in common
In the relationship
All right, it'd be illegal to cut off Biggie Smalls.
Rest in peace.
So let me just turn it down for a second.
How's everybody doing?
Good.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
It's funny you said put the parents to sleep and then went to this version.
But I think now you got to find a new version of this and play that as the old line version.
Well, they won't redo this, the kids, because it's not TikTokable, I guess.
I got a list of joints I think they should redo, though.
You see the Jesus dipped in.
Hey!
Caribbean Santa Rachel. This is outside for this, I'm saying. I hate y'all too, rather be inconsistent It's unreal, out the blue, fight like that's a pill
Bitches you had to go kill, still so still
I'm tryna see 5 mil, kill
You ain't phasing, I'm a-zine
While your guns raised in my blaze
You wanna see me now, check it for weakness
I got, I got, fella, bad boy, collabos and Diodora Daddy and shit. All right.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
What y'all thought was going to happen?
Y'all thought I was going to sit in bed and sulk?
Never that.
Nope.
Come on.
Let me get these drops out the way so I can talk to the people.
No, Joe Biden.
No, laptop closed.
What is this, 607?
607.
Microphone check, one, two.
Welcome to episode 607 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my
nearest and dearest. The beautiful,
amazing, well
prepared, whiteboard
whiteboard
writing monster is here.
Melissa Ford is here.
Flip is here. Ish is here. Ice is here. Parks
is here. Poe is here. Corey is here.
JR is here. Erickson is here. Gang is all
here. How's everybody doing? Feeling here erickson is here gang is all here how's
anybody doing feeling what's up feeling great it's de la soul day man talk to your individual
hives de la soul day man i watched the stream last night i'm mad i didn't go to the show
but the stream the show looked fantastic it looked it looked amazing uh all the de la
soul stuff is available now for streaming for the first time ever ever
I mean even
purchasable
in 20 something years
because you couldn't
even buy the CDs
a lot of this stuff
in the late 90s
early 2000s
because it all got
squashed because
of sample shit
count down the last
10 seconds
because this is history
we waited a long time
for this music
to be available
and right now
in just a few seconds
you have every opportunity
to support these brothers.
Rest in peace, True Goy.
Thank you for being here.
Thank you.
I can't imagine how it feels to wait 30 years.
As Dave said,
and my history,
that I did it for us.
We love you, Dave.
And thank you, Dave. And thank you, Dave.
And thank you, Paz.
And thank you, Maceo.
These brothers are the Big Bang of some of the most beautiful things that happen in our culture.
And ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
What a countdown.
Six.
Five.
Four. Three. Two. Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
Daylight.
Oh, that was lit.
Crazy.
Crazy show.
Amazing show.
Heartfelt show.
Maceo was damn near crying at the end, as he should.
I mean, I feel like crying listening to that. It was intense.
It was intense.
Yeah.
They brought everybody out.
Queen Latifah was there.
Drez was out there.
Pharoah was out there.
Too many people to even name.
I'm forgetting everybody.
But it's dope to finally see that shit out there.
Because, I mean, we talk about how our hip-hop legends aren't revered the way that rock legends are.
This is like
the Beach Boys
not being available
on streaming.
That's a good analogy.
This is important.
To hip hop culture,
to sample culture,
to everything.
All the cultures.
All the cultures.
Yeah, congratulations
De La Soul, man.
Like these weren't
underground albums.
These were platinum albums, gold albums that are not available.
So their music, you couldn't even sample their music?
I mean, you could if you, no.
You wouldn't because they were already in lawsuits for the music itself.
So you're double-lawsuiting yourself if you do that.
Got it.
Okay.
Shout out to them, man.
Happy for them.
Proud of them.
Happy as a fan. Go ahead. I see you trying to join me on the cry for De La Soul. Shout out to them, man. Happy for them. Proud of them. Happy as a fan.
Go ahead.
I see you trying to join me on the cry for De La Soul.
I want to.
Your voice is shaking.
Yeah, you hear him?
Your voice is shaking a little bit.
I'm talking a little bit in there.
Oh, your little tall white tears.
Parksy Poo.
Oh, Parksy Poo.
Park, you all right?
I'm good.
I'm happy.
I'm happy. We can see. I fuck with that. I like Park's all right? I'm good. I'm happy. I'm happy.
We can see.
I fuck with that.
I like Park's voice shaking for De La Soul.
That was awesome.
Emotional.
How's everybody else doing?
Pretty good, man.
That's straight.
I did shrooms.
I like that.
You know.
You trying to be employee of the month.
We never figured out who was employee of the month for the last month.
I'll just, you know employee of the month. We never figured out who was employee of the month for the last month. I'll just keep the title.
No, so I had a chocolate bar that I have been holding on to for maybe about a year.
So I just took a whole square thinking.
How many squares were in the bar?
Maybe 12.
A polka dot bar?
No, it was like cookies and cream or some shit like that i don't fucking
know that's not the part of the story that's interesting okay so i got really fucking high
okay and um thank god i was home by myself um and these are the things that i discovered silence is
really loud um that's a fact yeah um oh he's one of them. It was really hot. No, no, no.
I got into the shower and I was like, the water isn't even, I couldn't feel.
You were by yourself?
Yes.
I couldn't feel wetness.
Like I couldn't, the water felt, I could feel the texture.
Skipping the joke.
Sensitivity training.
Missing the bus.
Letting that bus go by.
She'd be trying.
As you were saying.
So water didn't feel wet. I could feel
the texture and I could feel the heat
but I couldn't feel
the wetness of water.
It was, and then there was just
music and dancing in my fucking
head and I could hear colors.
That was just your Bluetooth speaker.
That's like having sex on codeine.
I would...
Huh?
Wow.
Codeine, you said?
On codeine?
Yeah.
Like lean?
Like lean, yeah.
I've never tried that.
I've never tried that either.
Try it.
Yeah.
Sex on lean?
Okay.
Anyways, that was my experience.
It was amazing.
And I just, yeah.
How long were you tripping for?
Time stood still. It lasted about an. It was amazing. And I just, yeah. How long were you tripping for? Time stood still.
It lasted about an hour and a half.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
It's only one little twelfth of a...
I feel like she's leaving out a bunch of good parts of this story.
Well, listen.
I was alone.
So there's not a whole lot that could have happened in the fucking house.
A lot could have happened.
No.
Let it go.
Yeah.
She ain't getting me. All right. Well, good. I'm glad you had a good time. I had a good time. It was great. A lot could have happened. No. Let it go. Yeah, she ain't getting me.
All right, well, good.
I'm glad you had a good time.
I had a good time.
It was great.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
Shout out to Mal.
I haven't tripped by myself.
I don't know if I ever
tripped by myself.
I've never.
Not by myself.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even think I want to.
Nah, y'all can see
how you'd have a good time
and find some enlightenment
and shit, but.
I might trip too much.
I need somebody there
just in case.
What's up?
That's cool.
Flip, how you feeling, man?
I feel good.
Good.
Yeah, shout out to all y'all.
I feel good.
Good day and good weekend.
And stuff like that.
We ready to turn up?
Let's turn up then.
All right.
All right.
Well, let's get to turning.
Okay, so Shaka Khan was should I
yeah
oh Mel
Mel
come on Mel
we don't wanna talk about
that old lady
pissing people
come on
get out of here
we're not starting off
like that
we're not
it's woman's month though
okay
she told us
did you literally
just dismiss
a fucking music legend
and call her
an old fucking lady
during women's History Month.
Oh, my God.
Do you all see my T-shirt?
Do you see the reason why I fucking wore this shit?
Okay.
Yeah.
Her shirt says, let me see.
No, you don't.
Relax.
That's the reason you wore it.
Let me just.
Keep your hand to yourself.
Shitshow supervisor, it says.
Is this the shitshow?
Yeah, I mean, you know. I'm with her. somebody called me a fucking babysitter, and I was just like,
hmm, maybe not.
Babysitter to 50-year-olds is crazy.
I think that this, you know, subs it up a little bit more.
Okay, anyway, so Chaka Khan, she's always a good interview, because first of all, you
don't know how Chaka Khan's going to, you know, show up.
That's number one.
Melissa.
What?
Ish asked you, is it Women's History Month, and when did that start?
It was Women's History Month.
You skipped it.
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
I didn't hear you.
I didn't know it was such a thing.
That's been something that's been ongoing?
Yeah.
How many years?
How long has this been happening?
See, I don't stand to learn.
I didn't know that.
They have days for everything.
Y'all thought that the women were just having everyone and not being celebrated.
We celebrate the women all day.
There you go.
We celebrate the women.
N was women's history.
Every day.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Panda Bear.
History month established.
Go ahead.
It was established in 1987.
President Jimmy Carter issued the first presidential proclamation in 1980 declaring...
I call bullshit.
Jimmy.
I call bullshit.
He wasn't even president in 1987.
No, no, no.
So he declared...
Why don't y'all stop talking and laughing over a woman during Women's History Month?
That part.
Okay, y'all shut the fuck up.
Maybe if you were silent, you could hear her.
He said...
Silence is deafening.
Silence is so loud. Gee. Silence is so loud.
Gee!
Silence is so loud.
Those tears, those tears.
Gotta bounce back.
Crocodile.
Congress extended the week that Jimmy Carter proclaimed as March 8th as Women's National History Week.
Congress...
It's the weekend, dog.
Congress designated March as Women's National... Why. Congress. It's the weekend, dog. Congress designated March of Women's History Month.
Why are you over-talking Mel the Great?
Joseph.
These fucking assholes.
I'm going to talk about Jimmy Carter.
Harry Truman.
Audience, audience, this is why I'm laughing.
Mel is the first one here every part she's every day she's preparing she come here right she tried to talk to them about topics they all were quiet
only the shit on everything she has to say now you know how it is that doesn't feel good
it doesn't feel good you It doesn't feel good.
You work all week for them to just dismiss you, gaslight you.
Jimmy Carter.
Minimize you. Jimmy Carter.
It's the fucking gaslighting for me.
Holy shit.
What did Chaka Khan do now?
Okay, Chaka Khan basically shit on everybody who's on the Billboard 200 list of greatest singers before her
she was Mariah Carey she was like Aretha Franklin like she went off Mary J
Blige she was just like uh-uh she was like this list is disgusting she was a
bad list she agreed with Ray Charles actually, this shit was.
Georgia.
Georgia.
I had a little flashback.
She agreed with Rhea.
But when she talked about Beyonce, she was like, yeah, Beyonce's cool.
You know, she's got something going.
I was like, wow.
Well, because Roc Nation.
Yeah, she was like. The whole ass won that deal.
She was like, if she keeps it up, you know, if she keeps it up, she'll have something.
I was like, holy cow.
She's hilarious.
Chaka Khan does not give two solid fucks.
Sounds a little unhinged.
I like it.
That's what I said.
Chaka Khan...
You never know.
But you do know.
That's why I'm laughing.
Chaka Khan is from that school of tea right like these these
kids think the 90s people were evil and horrible like the older people oh they get it in they
shade and tea different and they just don't really share it publicly so this is the school of chaka
khan chaka khan patty labelle dion warwick i mean an, Anita Bay. The way these women shade,
it's like...
Legendary shade.
It's legendary fucking shade.
And they're legends,
so I mean,
they can shade anybody.
That's true.
And you can't say nothing.
Yeah.
What you gonna say
about Chaka Khan shading you?
Nothing.
Or saying that you sung
her song flat?
Mary J. Blige.
It's her song?
Yeah.
She was like,
you massacred my fucking song
you sang that shit flat
and it was kinda
and I mean
should she have said
those things
no
but the kids
y'all gotta understand
that that's where
we get our
greatest quotes
from people
saying something
that they should've said
Quincy Jones
grandchildren
need to let him
just talk
he be wild and monetize it listen now the Beatles were gay too They shouldn't have said. Yeah. Quincy Jones' grandchildren need to let him just talk.
He be wildin'. He monetize it.
Listen, man.
The Beatles were gay, too.
Wait, that was a secret?
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Yo, I went to a party at Quincy Jones' house one time.
Oh, tell us more.
Oh, come on. We're not doing this. We're not doing this. I'm like, we're notcy Jones' house one time. Oh, tell us more. Oh, come on.
We're not doing this.
We're not doing this.
I'm like, we're not doing that.
We're not.
Yeah, lavender in the linen closet.
It's Torta, Ish.
It's Torta, Ish.
She's doing it again.
Come on.
Showing up in front of my man.
He right here.
Act like he not in the building.
He's right here.
Oh, my God.
She do be coming here
Trying to shit on Ishmael
No fuck out of here
Fuck out of here
She shitting on me
Okay
It wasn't Newark
Hey
Are you good?
Yo Pox
Yo Pox
That garage shit
Uncultured Newark boys
No she was at Quincy's
Alright
Yeah
Not the rest of us.
No.
It was, I want to say it might have been like Naomi Campbell's like birthday party or something like that.
No, this isn't the point of the story.
What's interesting about where he lived, he lived at the very top of a hill in a cul-de-sac.
And he owned all the properties around his house.
cul-de-sac and he owned all the properties around his
house. And it's like
all his like children
and wives occupied
the house. What an informed
party goer.
Nosey as hell
at the party.
Did they hand out like a pamphlet like they're doing
funerals?
Julia lives over there. Bedroom upstairs on the right.
Where did you get this information, Miss Ford?
I can't tell.
He told you?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
He pulled you on that little side office.
No.
See, you're an inspiration for high school right now.
We got her!
Yo.
Yo.
He didn't tell me.
No.
It was just, it was.
You better not have went in the little.
No. Wait, did he have the library that spun around?
No, no, no.
Push the wall.
The book.
Push the wall.
No.
No.
Hold that book.
Wait, he said, don't worry.
My wife lives in the house down.
My wife lives in the house over there.
She ain't even here.
No, there's no Mel and Quincy Jones story.
No, there's no.
No, there's none.
No.
No, I.
Ishlo Hart was about to jump out of his chest.
Look, that's him. That's him. Ain't no Quincy. Wait, that's him. No, I do. Ish Lahar was about to jump out of his chest. Look, that's him.
That's him.
Quincy?
Wait, that's him.
He helped Michael.
You would have been his secret garden.
That's my man.
He helped Michael.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, word.
Ish wanted to be Eskimo brothers with Quincy.
Yes, he do.
Word on the curb is also that he was one of the primary investors in Viagra.
You would know.
I don't use Viagra.
I was talking to Mel.
Why you got defensive?
I'm not defensive.
I just want to promote.
I just want to promote the right shit.
Wait, bullet.
Bull.
Are you down with him?
Oh, you're texting me.
You down with him?
No.
Let me know.
I'll switch up.
No, no, no. I'll switch up. No. No.
No.
I'm switching up on that. Shots fired at me.
I leaned back.
It hit you.
That shit was fun.
Thank you.
Comedy.
Mel is sharing so much.
I love that.
I love that.
What else happened to Quincy's?
That's all that happened that night.
That night.
Moving right along.
Let it go.
I missed the bus.
Just let it go. Moving right along let it go oh yeah I missed the bus just let it go
moving right along
yes
damn if I didn't get myself
in so much trouble
I would have started
with my Creed review
you pussy
you saw it
I saw it
I wasn't
I saw it
it was cool
one to ten
it was cool
seven
probably
probably 20
so why you say cool
cool means really good no honestly honestly man It's cool. Seven. Probably 20. So why you say cool?
Cool means really good.
No, honestly.
Honestly, man.
Had to be one of the greatest movies since The Matrix.
They definitely got him.
Oh, yeah.
Are you serious?
Oh, God. I know what it is.
No, I got it.
Come on, let me hear it.
This riveting, stunning performance.
Oscar worthy.
I don't even know who was the lead.
As far as the directorial debut, up there with some of the best ever.
Quincy Jones.
Scorsese.
Scorsese.
Yeah.
M. Night Shyamalan.
All of them niggas.
The Tubi niggas. The Tubi niggas. The Tubi niggas.
The Tubi niggas.
The Tubi niggas.
What a time, man.
Really, really great classic.
The soundtrack is dope.
I played that this morning.
It's not bad.
I don't know if we'll get another classic like this again.
Can we get the real review, please?
Like, was it good?
It's got the last two people that he got in trouble for, so I don't know if we're going
to get the real review.
That is the real review.
Right there.
It's good. That's the real review,
my nigga.
You got me.
Put me on, please.
Oh, you're saying
you think I'm pussy
because they was
bullying me.
For the week straight.
That's what you're saying.
For both main characters.
For both of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right,
I'll come clean.
You guys were pretty mean this week
still are
you guys came out in the droves
and boy
I was home
sad at so many of you
leaving comments
on a scale of me
of zero to me
in De La Soul how how sad were you?
Oh, super sad.
All the damage you guys did
by commenting.
Man.
It was so,
I just kept reading
comments from you guys.
Everywhere too, right?
I'm in the mall yesterday.
Oh, it was raining.
Sorry.
I'm in the mall yesterday.
Dude was like,
yo, you ice from the JVP, right?
I'm like, yeah.
He was like, yo, tell Joe that Michael B. Jordan take was some bullshit.
Like, you got some real life comments.
I was like, all right.
I saw some of his friends.
I seen the comments.
I seen nigga Wawa yesterday.
Like, come on, dog.
Jersey's home.
I'm like, yo, fam, I don't want no problems.
I see his friends in the comments on the shade room.
I'm like, he just big this lady up, big this nigga up,
and them niggas is going at Joe.
Turncoats.
Let him give me the okay.
I'm bombing all you niggas.
Let him say flip get him.
I saw a couple of you that he bigged up to me
that bombed on my man.
Now, they're leaving a lot of comments.
You guys kept commenting.
Your comments almost affected something.
I went to drop my baby off, my baby moms.
We had a cool little talk.
Then I turned around.
She said, hey, one more thing.
Turned around.
She said, why?
Why would you do that to Michael B. Jordan?
When the shit start penetrating your real life.
This is my baby mom.
So I had a real time.
I was like, yo, I thought that shit was pretty.
I thought it was corny.
I thought that shit was whack.
She said, but you've done so much worse.
And then I paused to do the science on the woman I had a kid with.
I was in the hospital with you, nigga.
And you sitting there defending this thing.
All right, but cool.
Put that to the side.
I was like, well, I'm whack too.
That's what it seemed like people really wanted me to say.
The main response was, but yeah, nigga, I'm whack.
We all whack.
I thought you said you were corny a couple times during that.
So I want to apologize.
Last part, I was either very irritable
and grumpy, or that was
some fucking content genius in full effect
and you all were blessed to see it.
That was fucking, that was great.
What do you think? I was going to pick the safe take?
You think I was going to come in and agree with everybody?
Yeah, nah, good for him. He did that shit.
That's why I laughed when I got home.
Because this is how I know I'm whack.
I remembered that I liked when he did it on the red carpet.
This is when you take the content too far.
I got home, niggas was cursing me out.
I was like, but I liked when he did this shit.
But it was whack.
That's when somebody was like,
imagine if that was Joe that ran into somebody
that called him corny.
From the seventh grade.
It's not high school.
Because I need to apologize
for not going harder.
I wish I would have remembered
it was the seventh grade.
But anyway,
let's put that to the side.
I did go see Creed.
I spent four seats worth
and I went to see Creed.
And they're going to think
I'm hating,
but I'm not.
I'm going to give my objective
unbiased review of this movie.
It was cool.
It was cool.
I'm going to
spoil this for you people out there watching it.
I'll try to keep this brief. Creed 1.
Yo, I didn't see
Creed 2. Who saw Creed 2? Not me.
I saw Creed 1. I don't know.
He had a daughter in Creed 2? Who saw Creed 2? Not me. I saw Creed 1. I don't know. He had a daughter in Creed 2?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I gathered that from seeing her with a kid
in this one and the kid's older.
Got a baby.
Was the baby deaf in Creed 2?
No. What happened was...
Save it.
Because isn't she
losing her hearing?
No, that's in Creed 1
that she's deaf
that she's losing
her hearing
no the mother is
deaf in Creed 1
yeah that's what
I'm saying
save it guys
okay
what I'm saying
to y'all
is that
people criticize
Michael B. Jordan
for not talking
in his movies
oh here we go
I see it
y'all I'm I'm a woman.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop laughing.
Everybody stop
and let this man talk.
So I go to the movies
to see what's going on.
He's an idiot, yo.
I don't want to laugh, yo.
We're all you
and we need you.
We need you.
Michael B. Jordan
might have said
300 words in this whole movie.
I want to know how many pages the script was.
He in there signing away.
That's talking.
Yes, it is.
He was signing to the baby.
Missed that bus too.
He in there signing.
Okay, listen, listen, listen. Stop there signing. Okay.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
I'm not even going to look that way.
Michael B. Jordan, who they criticized
for not talking in the movies, has a deaf
daughter and him and his wife
and daughter who don't have really nothing to do with this
flick, but there's a story here.
It's just
doing this the whole time.
But that's fine.
But that's fine.
So we get past that.
My problem with this movie is they expedite everything.
Like I saw all the old Rockies.
So there was character and story development.
In this movie, they jammed a lot in one and just kind of rushed through everything.
So what I mean is.
The storyline with him and Jonathan Major's rushed through everything. So what I mean is... The storyline with him
and Jonathan Major's character.
Yes.
And their history.
So they show the start of that,
which is whatever happened
at the start.
Okay.
Then the movie starts.
Dude comes home from jail,
says,
I want to be a fighter
and I want to be a champion.
Gets a championship fight
immediately
by injury or whatever.
But now he's...
And he wins.
So now he's the champion
and now he's fucking talking his shit to Michael B. Jordan and now me and you got to fight
so now there's another fight now you get to fight Michael B. Jordan who just retired as the best
boxer in the world that was fast that happened fast I thought I was wrong but I look up Michael B. Jordan fighting Jonathan Major
my producer brain
showed me that
they only filmed
in maybe seven locations
throughout this whole movie
but one of the things
I was impressed with
was the arena fight scenes
I don't know if it was CGI
but it was a lot of people
in that last ending fight
then after two rounds of that
it blacks out
and they go to them two
in the ring alone.
Now there's nobody there.
And they show a whole bunch
of fight moves
and then they snap out of that
and they're back in the real arena
and it's round 12.
That might be dope.
It's not.
They put it together.
Well, it might be dope to some people because
people in the theater it sounds cool to me also also no i thought i i think that somebody stole
this entire blockbuster budget that is my theory somebody took that whole budget and put it in
their pocket for that last final fight scene to go that way. But let me continue. Also, I'm from Rocky.
So the fight scenes in Creed are not epic fight scenes.
They're just not.
It's not 300 level of acting fighting.
A lot of slow motion.
Were they better than the first few?
Huh?
The first few Creed.
No, I didn't think so at all. I didn't think so at all. creeds. No, I didn't think so at all.
I didn't think so at all.
They were not better than the first few?
I didn't think so.
Okay.
People in the audience, when he gave them the body blow to the ribs in slow motion and
ducked and you saw the guy's skin doing the wave effect, people in the audience loved
that.
I thought somebody was really robbing us here.
Also, I didn't like the fact that this is really...
You're asking me to look at Michael B. Jordan's
acting next to Jonathan Major's acting.
It's only me that's going to notice
that, I guess.
But there was a big discrepancy there.
Really? Jonathan Major's a very good actor.
Jonathan Major's
even in silence, even as
he's walking the part
you feel the part
Michael B. Jordan just looks amazing
and he's a draw
and he's from Jersey
so not too much on Michael B. Jordan too
I'd be forgetting that
I'd be forgetting the Jersey part
I'd be forgetting the Jersey part
they told you what grade school they went to last week
I don't acknowledge that Newark shit
they be talking about,
but I be forgetting these from Newark.
Not too much on Michael B. Jordan.
Yo, Joe's crazy.
But then where was I at before that point?
We don't know.
We were talking about the discrepancy
in their talent.
Yeah.
That was where you left off, right?
Yeah, so Michael B. Jordan
is just there looking amazing.
I think one of the first scenes
is him saying to his wife in the house,
oh, I see what you're trying to do.
You're trying to get me to take my shirt off.
And it's like, no, nigga, I see what y'all are trying to do.
Nigga, get naked.
If that's what people are in the theater to see, then do it.
I don't think that his acting is what, he's the draw, no doubt about it.
But night and day
looking at him
and Jonathan Majors
in the flick together.
But cool flick.
Cool flick.
I'm going to see it.
I did go see it.
I can't wait
till y'all see it.
Let me know what you think.
For sure.
I'm about to do
a double header
with that.
But when he started
that sign language,
he started that sign language
and I said,
y'all shitting me.
No.
I'm going to fight y'all.
I'm going to fight
each and every one of y'all. Listen, I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm goingitting me. No. I'm going to fight y'all. I'm going to fight each and every one of y'all.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm going to be the woman and I'm going to be, you know, the dissenter.
I think that that is really fantastic that he learned sign language for this.
And I'm also going to speak for, you know, a marginalized community, the deaf community.
I'm sure that they really appreciated that inclusion in the movie.
So, yeah.
I thought that was great.
Yeah.
Once I stopped being ignorant.
I think that's...
How long did it take you to stop being ignorant at the movie?
Oh, no, no.
I laughed at that whole...
Come on.
Come on.
I laughed at that whole thing.
Oh, here's the other thing that's funny.
His daughter's going to be a boxer.
The deaf girl?
Yeah.
Never mind. Nope. His daughter's going to be a boxer. The deaf girl? Yeah. No, ma'am.
Nope.
You talk about having movie 1 through 100 written and done.
You talking about pandering for a future pander?
If I was Sylvester Stallone, I would shoot somebody.
No, you wouldn't.
I wouldn't because I don't know if he's getting checked. I don't know. I don't know if
he's getting checks
I don't know
I didn't fact check anything
he seemed to go away from it pretty angry
of how he was treated on the ousting
of him and his character
from the movie that he broke he didn't seem happy
like he was still getting checks
Rocky or Creed
Rocky on his outing from Creed
from Creed the series Creed, the series.
It's my shit.
I was the coach trainer in movie one, and now I'm just making me disappear.
Why?
It's the same thing that Tyrese was saying to The Rock.
He was in the subsequent Creed.
Number two?
Yeah.
He was.
Right?
He's not in three.
He's not in three.
I don't think I saw two.
But he's not in three. I don't think so. He's not in three. I don't think I saw two. But he's not in three.
He was in the last one because that's when they went to Mexico and he had him standing
in the tire fighting the big dude going all body shots.
I don't know if I saw that one.
He was in it.
Well, he's not in three.
He wasn't very happy about his removal.
But anyway, shout out to Michael B. Jordan.
Shout out to Jonathan.
Man, he did a crazy job.
He did a great job.
He really did.
He's him. He did a really,. He really did. He's him.
He did a really, really great job.
So is he a superstar now?
I wish he stopped.
No, because the superstar is what wouldn't be sunned.
He was sunned.
If I'm talking like Jersey City me.
So he was kind of like Mr. T.
This is what I think.
I think somebody took the whole budget and put it in their pocket.
They got a training gym that's in LA.
They shot it in LA. They got a training gym that's in LA. They shot it in LA.
They got a house in LA.
They had Claire Huxtable, her house, which was in LA.
She was in it for three seconds.
She died for no reason.
It was like, you're going to really tell us the movie.
I started this with spoiler alert saying I'm going to tell this movie.
We don't want to hear it.
All right, forget it.
I won't say anymore.
OK.
saying I'm going to tell this movie.
All right, forget it.
I won't say anymore.
Okay.
Sylvester Stallone opens up about not owning Rice to Rocky.
Yeah.
But anyway, back to my point.
I think that the people
they got to participate,
I don't think it cost too much.
They were underused.
How much do you think
Jonathan Majors,
it cost to book him for this movie?
It cost a couple dollars, though.
I know, but he's my biggest spend.
Yeah.
He's the movie.
What besides Michael B. Jordan?
I'm directing, so I might take a short.
I'm going to get my money out of the bag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You directed this.
But this is my, I'm directing.
He's not producing, though.
Well, is he a producer?
I don't know, actually.
I don't know.
But what it looks like is this didn't cost much to put together.
This is a blockbuster.
Show times, when you go look at them, there's 20 shows.
It's like Wakanda. Yeah. It's 20 show times. This is going to be there for times, when you go look at them, there's 20 shows. It's like Wakanda.
It's 20 show times.
This is going to be there
for a while.
They're going to make some money
and somebody's putting it in their pocket.
They didn't put it in the movie.
Wrestling and boxing movies
have been around
since the inception
of fucking Hollywood,
probably for that reason
because they're fucking
no cost, mad profit.
Like fighting movies
have been around for a minute.
There's very few few when there's a
blockbuster and that's how i looked at this film this is this is a blockbuster this is
absolutely no question when there's a blockbuster i think it should look like a blockbuster
like when when i see the trailer for transformers i want to see something
you start talking about you're talking about a lot of CGI
when you're talking about
those type of blockbusters.
Or even like Fast and the Furious
that you fucking up
Ferraris and shit.
And give me any blockbuster.
I would like the money
to be poured back in.
I mean, the original Rockies
didn't look particularly...
And they were low-budget films.
But the original...
Well, in the 80s,
one, when they probably
had a lot of time
getting budgets.
Yeah, that's my point.
The original Rockies
didn't jip you with the storytelling and the character development.
So when Apollo died in the first few scenes of the movie, we all were sad.
You know why?
We know Apollo.
We just spent the whole movie with Apollo.
When the trainer died, we all were sad.
We seen the trainer every movie.
This, they kind of just...
Brushed it.
Yeah, like they keep microwaving our 90s flavor. every movie this they kind of just rushed it whew yeah like
they keep microwaving
our 90s flavor
I was just gonna ask you
do you think that's
because of the times today
it is
ain't nobody got attention spans
to sit there and watch
full character development
they want everything
to be like the 90s
except for the energy
oh yeah
now people have to know
I was watching the
De La Soul stream
not to go back to that
but people were in the comments
like yo,
this Amazon really dropped the ball
because they're showing
like interviews and shit
while it's a hip hop show.
So the DJs are up there
playing for an hour or two.
Oh yes.
$75 million for this movie.
And the whole budget.
But people were like,
yo, get to the show.
It's like,
this is a show
and physical place
where people are,
this is how it's going to go.
You're going to watch a DJ
play Biggie songs
for fucking two hours.
Anyway, people have
no attention span. That's what it is.
They want to be entertained from start to finish
with no... They want to click
play and it goes in.
You know what I mean? They don't want to
build. But I mean, outside
of that, because I'm not here to be Mr. Grumpy,
it does feel good to go to the movies and sit there.
I love going to the movies. It does. I never the movies and sit there so this is this opening weekend yes yes okay so we'll
find out after the weekend what the numbers were on this yeah I'm surprised
projections ain't out already you know they all they take is well cuz I'm
pre-orders Friday but no yesterday was the first. Not even. Because yesterday was Thursday.
They go quick with these projections.
Yeah.
Well, congratulations to Michael B. Jordan, who also got his Hollywood, his star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame.
New Jersey.
Big Jersey.
Big Jersey.
Come on, man.
Stop playing with Jersey.
Hello.
Hello.
That video was set at Joe and everybody else.
Big Jersey.
He stood on top of the door.
That was a shot at Joe and everybody else. Big Jersey. He stood on top of the door. That was a shot at your man.
The video he took showing off the star,
it was a shot at Joe and everybody else that doubted him.
Smiled and all that.
Seventh grade on.
Don't matter.
You think so?
I never doubted him.
You ain't doubt?
No.
I didn't say you doubted him.
I doubt him.
I thought he died too soon in the wire. I. I doubt him. I thought he died too soon in The Wire.
I mean, he did.
I thought he died too soon.
I was like, nah!
That fucked me up when they did.
They did him dirty.
That fucked me up when they did that.
Anyway, come on.
Let's go on to some more stuff.
We're talking about The Wire.
I want to talk about one of the characters
that should have been in there, John Morant.
Yo.
John Morant. John Morant. Yo. John Morant.
John Morant.
Yo.
We don't have to if y'all don't want to.
No, we could.
We really could, man.
John Morant is a prime example of a man that's living his teenage identity
as a grown man.
You know, when he's struggling with his identity.
Right.
His father played with Ray Allen.
His mother was a softball player.
So we know in the forefront of the house
it was sports
he's growing up
he's watching people
he wanted to be tough
and now he's
messing up the bag
he's a bad example
and he got suspended
we on his ass
he fucked up the bag
he's fucking up the bag
he's actively fucking
trying to fuck up the bag
so they said
he's suspended
indefinitely
and
I need some backstory I mean we just like i wasn't somebody
has to say what he did yeah so he punched a 17 year old kid in the face and then he said that he
was fearful for his life because the kid said he was coming back so allegedly he pulled the gun out
on the kid after punching him in the face the kid left he had he had a um like a pickup game at his crib a couple people was there 17 year old kid had some words with him punched him the kid said he went in the house and came
back and had a gun in his um in his shorts like in a waistband fear for his life so that's that
instance then there's a the story comes out about um his mom went to finish line. This was last year sometime. Got into it with one of the workers there.
Calls her son, who comes down there with nine other people,
and a gun.
Makes a threat.
Like, yo, we're going to find out what time he's getting off.
Like, it's like a thing now.
We were just in here not too long ago saying they're going to make
an example out of him one day.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm staying away
from all NBA young boys.
You had that one in the talk, too.
I just thought of it.
I just thought of that.
I just thought of that.
Oh, my God.
Come on, I've been here all week.
I have DVDs for sale
as you exit to the left.
Some of tonight's bits
are included.
Oh, man. That was... Come on, come on, man. I love included. Oh, man.
Come on, come on.
I love corny shit, man.
Give it up.
Me too.
Me too.
Don't touch me.
All right, come on.
Did she take mushrooms again?
And if she did, don't you shame her on women.
Don't you? I would not. I don don't you shame her on women
king shame look at carter what is woman what is the history of woman
no it's about women's history like um
that's actually that is an that is an amazing example.
You know there was a lady before Rosa Parks.
I was about to say, women's history is drawing attention to certain facts that have not been known or made known to the general public.
Like that there was a woman who was on a bus and refused to give up her seat nine months before Rosa Parks.
woman who was on a bus and refused to give up her seat nine months before Rosa Parks but the NAACP didn't think that she made for a very sympathetic you know story because she was 15 and she was
pregnant so they kind of squashed that story and when Rosa Parks did the same thing that's when
they kind of made her like you know the face of the civil rights movement oh so you're saying that
Rosa Parks was playing no I'm not saying that she was.
I'm not saying she was.
Y'all fuckers just said that.
I tried to interview that lady. That lady's still alive.
That 15-year-old, she's still alive.
She's listening.
You give her her credit? She's listening.
I just did. I just told the whole story.
What the fuck?
Back to John Morant.
Back to John Morant. Back to John Morant.
Happy Women's History Month.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
A woman had John.
Exactly.
A woman had all of us.
I think it's hard for them to escape what they learned as being fly.
Where's he from?
South Carolina.
Okay.
So we glorify the shit every day in the music.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if somebody
do something to you,
you whip out,
you do this,
you do that,
you whip their ass.
But his dad was a
pro basketball player?
Teammates.
Was he a pro?
No, no.
He played in college
with Ray Allen.
Okay.
Connecticut.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ray Allen was Connecticut.
And he was teammates
with Ray.
I just think
it's just what they know, yo.
It's just what's embedded in these kids nowadays,
and it's something that you got to get out of, I think,
a couple years in the NBA, and you see what you have to lose,
you'll learn and you'll grow.
He just, what, third year, right?
Fourth year, something like that.
I think he'll learn now.
High school teammates with Ray.
I understand what you're saying.
But, I mean, did he?
Stupid dog. No, sometimes you, did he... You stupid, dog.
No, sometimes you just got to grow and learn
and make 400 million.
Pull guns out on kids.
Yeah, I don't get it.
That shit is in your DNA.
At the crib.
I don't get it, man.
So you got to unlearn some things.
I understand what you're saying, right?
He still keeps the money, though, right?
You fronting, though.
Tell me more.
Your dog, every athlete from the inner city, though. Tell me more. Come on.
Dog, every athlete from the inner city, a lot of them go through the same shit.
It's growing pains.
Niggas bring guns.
I couldn't disagree more.
It's a lot of them, Joe.
And I sound all.
It's a lot.
Dog, again, especially it's just now in the media era and social media era, it's more televised.
Barkley and them used to be throwing niggas through windows, bro.
Gary Payton, Sam Cassell, they used to be fucking niggas up.
And a lot of times, your agent would suppress that shit.
That's a little different from pulling guns out on people on multiple occasions.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
I'm just saying that the athletes are catered to, so they kind of feel like they got these
senses of entitlement that they could do whatever the fuck they want to do and it'll go away this is not new it's been going on
yeah I can't even put that on these kids to their beam on the Pacers as you're
trying to leave shouldn't have to unlearn that these kids grew up in the
social media era so I can't even give them that same courtesy because every
day watching everything that happens gets televised, gets broadcast.
So it's not a matter of, yo, this could go away because no, everything that my era do is everybody's going to find out.
What month are we in?
Women's History Month.
Look at that.
In unison.
We in March.
Y'all talking about some shit that happened to finish line in the summer that we never heard of.
They suppressed it. But what about the most recent thing? I in the summer that we never heard of. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They suppressed it.
But what about
the most recent thing?
I'm just saying,
that particular incident
was suppressed.
What about when he made
the Pacers hurry up
and get on that bus?
Put a little mask on you.
I heard it was
a low light pointer.
Oh.
Is that what you're going with
on record?
That's my man.
Yeah, no doubt.
I have the opposite opinion
of Shannon Sharp
and Corey and these guys. I think that John Morant record that's my man yeah no doubt i have the opposite opinion of shannon sharp and cory and
these guys i think that john moran is like that he might be i think john moran is like he might
be it's too much now that he's a thug that he'll shoot you i don't want to call him a thug but he
just might be from the areas where it go he might let it he might let it ring it's a possibility
for very little and we just don't know it.
My take is he's cosplaying as something.
Either he's cosplaying as an athlete or he's cosplaying as a street nigger.
Why can't be both?
I know a million of them.
Some of the best ballplayers was bona fide street niggers.
For fact.
And they didn't go pro because they was street niggers.
They was legends in two games for real who does he play for
or did Memphis Grizzlies yeah what was his contract like oh no he's got it he's uh he's one of them
max why the fuck would he want the street life he's 23 no the Pacers are hateable. No, I don't mean that. I don't mean that at all. Why, why, why would you want to still have anything to do with the street?
I'm not going to say that because a lot of times the younger kind of golden child kids are protected and sheltered by community.
And a lot of times that's street people.
So where are you learning and adapting and adopting from?
From street niggas and so until you learn that until you literally uh step outside of your
community and you're outside your community for a minute you'll learn to see what you
alan iverson used to roll with an entourage of 50 yeah he did uh-huh you snitching i'm not that's
documented them niggas used to be thick they What was they? Crew thick was the name of they clique.
Pause.
That was the name of them.
So I'm just saying, dog, they used to be super duper deep.
And after a while, you get to, yo, I can't take you.
I can't take you.
And Allen Iverson went to Georgetown, right?
Yeah.
It was tough for y'all to move around back then, right?
Who y'all?
Y'all.
You was in D.C.
I was.
Was it tough for you to move around when Allen Iverson was running around with 50 niggas and all the popping clothes, popping bottles with more money and bitches?
No.
All right.
Maybe I'm wrong.
You have to unlearn street shit.
You got to unlearn it.
But here's the thing.
You got to unlearn it.
I don't think you can learn it.
But here's the thing.
Being in the league for three years, at that point, haven't you become acclimated to a different outlook, a different way of life? Like
you've gotten acclimated to even having some money and not having any level of struggle. Like you
have had some level of acclimation to your new life and everything that you can now afford.
Why do you say that with four years of new life versus 18 years of new life?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of struggle. But I'm also talking about your peers.
I'm also talking about the people that you now have regular interaction with.
It's them same niggas.
Yeah, they're all street niggas.
They came with me.
Yo, I got a big ass mansion and four or five of my niggas come in there and live with me.
But bigger than that, Mel, you're talking about 20 years of struggle versus three years of success.
But do we know if he struggled, though?
We don't know if he struggled.
The internet.
And on top of that, Mel, let me ask you a question.
It's a typical thing.
If he was sheltered, how many, no disrespect, how many women's month, but women or people we know that was sheltered, when they finally go outside, they go wild.
Nah, I don't even think it was that.
Like, John Morant wasn't drafted.
John Morant wasn't recruited.
He was a dude that was super-
How many wasn't drafted?
I mean, not drafted.
He wasn't recruited to college.
Oh, okay.
So how he got, how he went to college,
the scout was there looking for somebody else,
was there to look at another kid.
And they was playing in the main gym.
The dude went to the vending machine
walked past the auxiliary gym and see john morant and they're kicking ass he wasn't even there to
see jock walked in say yo what's your name gave him a scholarship to go to college so it wasn't
like he was just this highly talented um high school phenom he was a nigga from the bottom
in in south carolina just hooping his ass off so you feel like he grew up with struggle i don't High school phenom He was a nigga from the bottom In South Carolina
Just hooping his ass off
So you feel like he grew up with struggle
I don't know him
But I would assume
He grew up with some struggle
But what I'm saying is
You not gonna unlearn
20 years of stuff
In three years
I agree
Okay
Okay
Can we talk about Alex Murdoch
Oh yes
He's been found guilty.
He was standing trial for the murder of his son and wife.
There's been a couple docs on them, right?
There's been two docs.
There's one on Netflix and there's one on HBO.
I was going to watch one of them, but I haven't yet.
You should.
Which one?
Anyone.
Really?
Okay.
Yes.
Any piece I've seen on this family has been spectacular.
It looked like a bunch of rich people problems when I watched the trailer.
So I was like, this doesn't really look like much shit.
Takes place in South Carolina.
And Alex Murdoch was part of like a legal dynasty.
His great, great, great grandfather or some shit started like this massive legal firm that still is in existence in South Carolina.
legal firm that still is in existence in south carolina and um and so basically they had like they're the definition of generational wealth power money etc and so and fixing the system
completely fixing the fucking system in a good way or bad way for them like you said fix i don't know
if you met no cleaning it on yeah. The murder of his wife and his son
are only two strange deaths or murders
that have been involved with this family.
Like, three other people died.
Kind of like in, you know,
like, in a very strange manner
or suspicious manner.
Of this generation.
From this family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really well worth watching anyway so alex murdoch
was on trial for killing his his wife and his son and it comes i mean should i tell everybody
how did they die oh he shot the shotgun wow shotgun um his son died from shot uh wounds
from a shotgun blast or to his chest into his neck what they said hunting accidents and shit
no no he said he wasn't even there.
No, he said he wasn't there.
Yeah.
And his wife, it was a high-powered rifle that she was killed by.
Yeah, he said that he wasn't there.
Evidence unearthed that he was, in fact, there.
He also had, like, GSR on him.
He had blood spatter on him.
Or on the clothes that they collected.
But this family's been wild.
Like, in 2015, they found a boy just
murdered murdered on the side on in the street connected that to this family to his sons his
older son yeah because his sons is out there the whole family yeah yeah yeah but let me not say
that's alleged but yes yes but Yes. But the housekeeper died.
Dog tripped the housekeeper, bumps her head on brick stairs outside.
Now she's dead.
The girl, what's the girl named?
Mallory.
Yeah, Mallory Beach. The other girl that died.
So here's the kicker with the housekeeper, right?
So they say that she tripped and fell on some brick stairs, the dogs, whatever.
And he's so devastated because she's been with the family for so long
that he tells her family that he's going to sue himself.
He's basically going to like,
he's going to make a claim against his insurance.
His third party company.
Yeah, his insurance in order,
and give them all the money.
That he owns.
No, no, the money from the claim.
He ends up netting over $4 million off of her death and doesn't give her family a cent.
Meanwhile, it all comes out that this guy has like the craziest fucking drug addiction to fucking prescription meds like Oxy.
Like it's stupid.
He's been embezzling millions of dollars from his law firm,
the law firm his family fucking started.
And basically his world was crumbling around him
and they feel like the reason why he killed his wife
and his son is because they were going to find out
that everything was falling apart.
Yes.
Why do y'all find this entertaining?
It was because...
Joel's come in here talking about it like 17 times.
Well, number one, my family's from South Carolina.
Number one.
So it's close to you.
Good for him.
You asked me why I'm so interested
in a South Carolina murder mystery.
One, my family is from South Carolina.
Two, I gain knowledge and information
from seeing just how all the systems are connected.
And just what they can pull off when they're in a small town.
This went back, like she said, six generations.
It spread to every agency in the town.
So anytime a murder popped off, like they just called, the secret crew came to pick up the evidence, stage it.
Then they called the head cop. Yo, you know what to do.
So for you to do this five times is pretty compelling ish.
And listen to what we're saying. He was on trial for taking a shotgun and shooting his son and wife at home.
Like, I don't understand what there was.
The jury came back very fast on this, three hours.
Three hours.
They didn't need to hear too much on this.
Anybody watching the story was like, oh, because it's the same thing.
They kill, then they make the 911 call.
Hey, I just got home, my wife.
The arrogance and the gall and the audacity
to think you could pull off shooting your son
and your wife with a shotgun
and manipulate the system to get off.
Yeah, it was a pretty compelling story.
Now, if I'm him, boy, am I tight.
Well, actually, the Netflix doc ends with him
on the jail phone saying,
hey, he's talking to his man.
Hey, is Netflix doing a little story on this?
That's the last thing you do.
It ends like that.
Yeah.
I would be kind of tight if Netflix is doing this documentary
while my trial is happening.
I ain't going to hold you.
It seems like that's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
That media manipulation.
Bro, that's a lot of that.
Media manipulation.
I thought that was against the law.
Hulu got a doc coming out with Thug and Gunna.
It's already out.
Or at least one episode is.
And this is open.
Like, I don't understand how y'all put these docs out there with open cases going on.
That should be against the law, B.
Who did they do that with?
I agree.
I think that's nasty.
That should be against the law because you are influencing.
Because, again, the jury is ordered not to watch TV.
Come on.
Come on, fam.
Anything but take it to the case
Who not gonna get on the internet
And all of that shit
If you're a part of the jury
It's a part of your day to day life
It's unrealistic
Y'all have a doc
Coming out
That might disclose
More information
Than the actual trial
Or at least
Or that could be
And that could be
The way that they
Putting in shit
That the lawyer
Got thrown out
That's the price
Exactly
The lawyer got this
No this is not admissible
In trial Okay we gonna put in a doc Sucks to be him That's disgusting B putting in shit that the lawyer got thrown out. That surprised, exactly. The lawyer got this, no, this is not admissible in trial.
Okay, we're going to put in a doc.
Sucks to be him.
That's disgusting, B.
However, the reason
why it's so entertaining
is because,
I don't care who you are,
people love to watch
a spectacular fall from grace.
They fucking love
to watch that shit.
Disgusting though, man.
That's really disgusting.
That was the other thing
that was juicy, right?
Once the board,
once his mans in them kicked him out the gang, that was juicy right once his once the board once his mans in them
kicked him out
out the gang
that's when all the trouble started
yeah now it's over
now you don't got your
you don't got your coat
you bugged out too much
yeah
we're family
you are man
but you gotta go
well yeah
and then it was over for him
yeah when he got kicked out
of the law firm
that his family started
because of embezzling
like millions of dollars
that was when it was it like millions of dollars that was when
it was it was understood just like it was that was when the fall from grace but y'all should
definitely check out any piece on it because it is really good old school white money they could
just cover up and do whatever the fuck they wanted to do and everybody yeah and everybody talking
about especially down south they they really kind of start the the netflix documentary talking about
this one incident where um his youngest son the one he ended up murdering,
his youngest son took five friends out on a boat.
They went to like an oyster roast or something like that.
And his youngest son was known for being
just a complete and total fucking dick.
Entitled dick.
Entitled dick.
And so he's drunk as shit.
And he gets on the boat.
He won't let anybody else drive.
He's completely inebriated.
And they end up crashing into a cement kind of like pillar.
He killed his man's girlfriend.
Yeah.
His best friend's girl ends up flying off the boat because they crashed into a cement pillar.
She's unconscious.
She drowns.
Yeah, she sustains blunt force trauma
and she drowns.
They don't find her
for seven days,
but the second
they're all brought
to the hospital,
his father and grandfather
end up at the hospital
and try to control
the narrative
and try to actually say
that one of his friends
was driving the boat
that he wasn't
and they tried to...
Melissa, leave a little bit
of the movie for the movie.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm so...
Oh, sorry. It's good to watch. Check it out. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm so... Oh, sorry.
It's good to watch.
But yeah, check it out.
I'm going to watch it.
I'm going to watch it.
There you go.
Just hit them with a check it out.
Check it out.
Check it out.
It was good.
It was really good.
So you found guilty.
Good.
Yeah.
Sounds like...
Guilty.
Deservedly so.
Yep.
Yeah.
Fuck out of here.
Yeah.
Fuck, I want to get seven years.
What?
Money talks, my nigga. No, he got life. No, he got life. They sentenced him. They sentenced him. They sentenced him. Yeah. Fuck, when I get seven years. What? Money talks, my nigga.
No, he got life.
No, he got life.
They sentenced him.
They sentenced him.
They sentenced him.
Yeah.
The jury said life in prison.
No parole.
Well, they said he's out of money, so.
He's out of money.
He ain't got nobody.
There you go.
That's what it is.
Drawer number seven couldn't be bought.
Before we get to whatever else we're going to talk about today, can I ask you frequent flyers
if y'all have ever been to Terminal A
in Newark Airport, EWR?
What are they?
What's their airlines?
Why would I do that?
No.
Why would we go there?
Yes.
You have?
I ain't y'all.
Yes.
Who's in Terminal A?
That's where JetBlue,
all of them fly out.
JetBlue?
So you have been to Terminal A. When's the last time. Who's in Terminal A? That's where JetBlue, all of them fly out. JetBlue? So you have been in Terminal A.
When's the last time
you've been in Terminal A?
They redoing one of them shits.
No, C is who they was redoing.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's been a minute.
I think it's just A.
I have.
Terminal A.
Everybody shut up.
Okay.
Terminal A.
It's a woman's history.
It's the one,
everybody,
meaning y'all the guys.
Terminal A is the one, everybody, meaning y'all the guys. Terminal A is the terminal that's been closed.
I don't know the flights that go out of there.
My mom recently took one, maybe American.
But it's been closed, like non-existent.
And they put like a billion dollars over there.
They put some money on one of them joints.
They weeded.
And now I've been asking people,
and everybody that is talking about Newark Airport
is talking about Terminal A,
asking why am I not flying?
You'd be stupid to not fly out of Terminal A.
Is it?
They talk about that shit like it's the London airport.
Like that's how much money is in there.
Stores, illuminated signs and benches and restaurants.
We just came from there, me and JR.
Terminal A?
Yeah, we just came from there.
I'm always a Terminal C United guy from Newark because that's the hub.
But if Terminal A is going crazy.
I just told JR, Joe, they got a Brooklyn diner in there.
It says Brooklyn diner in Newark Airport.
I said, why they got a whole diner in there?
Does it say how much money they put in there?
It says it's stunning.
I'm sure it's the pictures, but...
$2.7 billion.
Wow. That might be enough to
get me back on American. I ain't going out of here.
I'll give it a try.
Or they built the
brand new terminal. That's what it was.
They closed the old one. Yeah, Terminal A.
I'm going United. Okay. But United
runs North Airport. My name is not Aki. Okay. United, I'm on Terminal A. I'm on United, okay. But United runs North Airport. My name is not Aki.
Okay.
Joseph, United probably move over to Terminal A
because they kind of run North Airport.
But it's cool.
I don't think they're going to move over
because they got the whole C.
Oh, no?
So now we're going to take A.
Yeah, but C ain't shit compared to A.
When you run the yard, you run the yard.
That's true.
That's true.
Bunny out here.
Did you run the yard when you...
Never.
I've never been to prison, Joe.
I was asking.
You sure? I was asking. I've never been to prison, Joe. He's asking. You sure?
He's asking. I've never been to prison.
He might have been talking about the playground.
I had my fair share.
Stupid, yo.
Moving right along, what else is important in the world or unimportant?
Dating sites. Oh, yeah.
Dating sites. She's on four.
Dating sites. That's why you
call it M4? That was snitching.
That was heavy snitching.
That was funny parts.
You've been funny this year, man.
How is it snitching?
I saw you on the sites, and I'm just concerned.
I am not on four dating sites.
I'm not on this.
How you see it?
Because he goes home and stalks Melissa for his name.
I am not.
And types her name in every website search bar Just to see what he can find out
His name's a creep
I am not on four dating sites
I am on two
Tinder and
I am not on Tinder
Christian Mingle
I am not on Tinder
I'm not on Christian Mingle
Grindr
No that's not for me
POF
I don't even know
Plenty of fish
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Okay Cupid
Nope
Alright well dating sites
Oh good I'm on Raya I don't know Raya's like the No, no, no, no. Okay, Cupid. No. All right, well, dating sites. Oh, good.
I'm on Raya.
I don't know.
Raya's like the celeb one.
I think it's trash.
They got a bunch of celebs that's just out here trying to bag up the celeb?
Oh, Raya is the high-profile dating site.
I remember.
That was the one that was supposed to be exclusive.
They tried to get me on there.
Like, nah, your people's over here.
Like, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Don't you try.
I've never been a part of any dating sites
because I've been famous for a long time.
I went as far as trying to create a profile
on Tinder just to see,
because it was funny.
And I don't even think I finished
the profile creation.
I used to go a little crazy on them shits.
Antoine is making a face.
I had to run.
Do you care to share?
This is an audio adventure.
I was waiting for you to finish your tale.
Man, we use MySpace and all that with our dating sites, man.
Me and you, MySpace dates?
Stop it, Antoine.
It's not a dating site.
That's not a dating site.
Use it as that.
I mean, it kind of can be.
No, no, no.
It's not much different.
Let me ask you a question.
Keep it a buck.
You going to keep it a buck?
Yes.
What percentage of your best of the best came from my space?
Best of the best.
I think my current partner is the best of them.
That's what I think.
There we go.
Don't give shit, Joey.
I think my girl right now is the best.
He missed that whole train.
He missed the whole turn.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck is he talking about?
He missed 2.7 billion
The best of the best
Now if you're asking
I have gotten a lot
Of quality from MySpace
But that's not a secret
Or to be in
I'm just saying
MySpace is not a dating app
It's not
Same way
Instagram and Twitter
Are not dating apps
People were dating
Off their motherfuckers
But I heard that Tinder
A lot of niggas
Catch bodies off of Tinder
Wait wait wait
Catch bodies in terms of what
Because people have Gotten murdered off of Tinder.
I'm having sex.
Thank you.
Well, Tinder became...
It's a weekend, dog.
It's a weekend, dog.
No, not that kind of body.
I'm just trying to clarify.
No, Tinder became the DTF site.
Yeah.
I mean...
What does DTF stand for, Melissa Ford?
Down to fuck.
Down to play football.
I've caught a passer too.
In my day.
You were swiping the pipe? Don't leave me
because I didn't get no body.
I didn't get no bodies on me.
That's why she be on your body.
She's on your body.
That's why she be on you.
Yeah, back in little tender days.
Little POF, all that.
Let me talk.
Flip ain't gonna stop
if I start.
No, I'm not.
But she always looks at him
when you say something.
Watch. She's gonna look. Watch. I'm going to. But she always looks at him. When you say something, watch.
She's going to look.
Watch.
I counted six times already.
Why are you counting?
Because I just want to keep it for my notes.
I'm a hater.
You want to keep for your notes?
I'm the hater here.
That what?
I hate on all you niggas.
Fly, Jenny.
When he come fly, I'm hating.
When you come with that jacket, I'm hating.
I hate his outfit.
That nigga's fly.
Since you started working here, I watch more and more of your content.
Why you got that face?
Because I'm blown away when I watch his stuff.
This is the only place he behaves like this now.
Wait, is he mature in other places?
Yes.
Or less mature?
You're lying.
You got to see him with his little Asian doctors
he be talking to.
He don't get crazy unless it's a skit. And somebody's coming in. You're going to gotta see him With his little Asian doctors He be talking to He don't get crazy Unless it's a skit
And somebody's coming
And he's like
Rawr rawr
Other than that
This nigga is fucking
Albert Einstein
Of the hood
Or some shit
He only come in now
And do this loud
Turn up
True true
Like
I need
I'm gonna get that
Little headphone
I'm gonna speak to Paul
To get that little
Join in my ear
He got some more
I'm just gonna stop
Subscribing It will I buy it I buy it myself Yo Is it louder Your headphones I'm going to get that little headphone. I'm going to speak to Paul to get that little joint in my ear. You got some more? You just going to stop and subscribe?
It will.
I buy it. I buy it myself.
Is it louder than your headphones?
Yes.
It's loud everywhere in the world.
Why don't y'all tell me?
We have.
It's loud.
We keep telling you.
We have.
We keep telling you, my brother.
No, flip.
No, it's loud.
It's like super loud.
No bullshit.
It's times I do this.
Like not for a podcast.
I see you do that, but I thought you were just trying to look cool.
No, I'm not trying to look cool.
I'm trying to preserve my hearing.
Say no more. I'm going to fix it. Who do you think just trying to look cool. No, I'm not trying to look cool. I'm trying to preserve my hearing. Say no more.
I'm going to fix it.
Who do you think won the fit-off today out of Isha Ice?
Freeze.
I just been going crazy.
They got to look like a bum.
Don't try to disqualify yourself from the fit-off.
He's not disqualified.
He's not disqualified.
You see what he did?
He's not bummy about that either.
He did that on purpose.
Those tips are brand new.
Brand new tips. Yo, Ice Blue. Fucking your ankles up. He did that on purpose. Those Timbs are brand new. Brand new Timbs.
Yo.
Ice blue.
Fucking your ankles up.
Yeah, come on.
I'm broken again.
I know you went wild on them.
Ice pulled those out of the closet, though.
Ice, you pulled those out of the closet.
You got the World Cup colors on?
Come on, man.
Let's make a dress like the World Cup.
Go.
Mexico.
You tried to win.
Do a joke.
Go.
Why you take your jacket off?
Don't cry for me. Do a joke. Go. Why you take your jacket off? Don't cry for me.
Now, Free's been kicking ass lately.
Why you take your jacket off?
I like that, though.
What's that like?
To be comfortable.
Oh, gotcha.
Turn work.
That's a good one.
That's it.
Anyways.
What else?
We were talking about dating sites.
We never did it.
Oh, yeah.
We never talked about dating sites.
Yeah, y'all agree.
Yo, so what are you finding on the dating apps?
That's hate. No. No, that's curiosity that's curious that's it well let up that's what another co-host be
curious um tell them though tell me some quality tell them mel okay so the other so i'm on raya
and i'm i'm also on hinge jesus christ um and a lot of times the one thing that will get me to not speak to a guy is when he specifically addresses me.
He was like, no way, this is Melissa Ford.
I'm like, X.
No, I can't go down that road.
Why?
No.
You don't fuck for his?
Why?
Thank you, Parks.
No, I don't.
I've made that mistake a couple of times.
It's fucking scary.
A couple of times, bro.
So I tend to have accepted dates with guys who have no clue who I am.
And so usually that means, you know, other.
White guys.
White guys.
I don't like white guys.
Or Middle Eastern.
Middle Eastern.
Who ain't Asian? Go a long way. guys white guys or middle eastern asian
no i'm just saying like yo if somebody knows who you are or know of your history
that's not in my opinion yeah like, because people be catfishing.
True.
You get what I'm saying?
So somebody's like,
nah,
this can't be Melissa Ford on a dating site.
I'll be like,
I guess you'll never find out.
Click.
Because they would assume
that you don't have to be
on a dating site.
We would all assume that.
Yeah.
No one has to be
on a dating site.
But you get what I'm,
I do.
But Melissa Ford,
now come on,
Paul.
You know,
because sometimes I want to,
sometimes the reason
why I'm on a dating site is I want to have, You want some strange. Yo, this guy's an idiot. You know, you know what sometimes I want to sometimes the reason why I'm on a dating site
is I want to
you want some strange
yo this guy's an idiot
you know
you know what my problem is
when people
when it's all
parks
yes maybe a little bit
a little strange
but sometimes
I want access to a guy
that I might not ever
have the opportunity
she can't find
the middle eastern dudes
walking around
so she's gonna go
look for him on the side
my problem is
when you catch somebody
that you feel
that's not supposed
to be on something
they come up with
an excuse like that.
Man, stop it.
I'm not making an excuse.
How is that an excuse?
You're on a dating site.
You're doing your thing.
You're looking for something
and that's it.
I haven't been on a date
from a dating site
in a really long time though.
Okay.
Like really long.
What does everyone think
of people on dating sites?
I think it's just the way of the time. Stop screaming at our co-hosts. No? I think it's just the way of the times. Let's stop screaming at our
co-hosts. No, I think it's just a sign of the times.
I think it's cool. I think it's a sign of the times.
I used to laugh at it. Have any of you been on any dating
sites? A million of them. Yeah, MySpace,
Twitter. You guys are talking at once.
Instagram. I've been on all them shits. You've been on
them all, but you're married and better
than all of us in the romance area, let Reddit tell it.
I ice. MySpace, Twitter, Instagram. So no dating used to be on tinder i used to be on uh pof
um i think that's it but i think what were you in search of wait ain't pof where they look for
the sugar daddies no that's plenty of fish that Yeah, that's for the pescatarians.
Now, what were you in search of when you were there?
So this is my opinion.
Good conversation.
I think that in society today, we busy.
Like, everybody busy.
Keeping it above.
We busy.
So when you get older, you work all that other shit.
And you don't necessarily have time to be out and about on the social scene as much.
So when you're not out and about on the social scene, you come home, you jump on a date app,
and then you can kind of weed out the bullshit without having to go through all the dates.
You can look for hoes one day through.
That's what it was, Ish.
Come on, because you was outside.
We know about you, Ish. Thank you very much for saying that.
Anytime you start over in society.
Nigga, we not asking about society. We asking about you. Me. And me. Anytime he start over in society. Nigga, we not asking about society.
We asking about you.
Me.
And me, nigga.
Don't tell us about society.
You was outside.
I'm part of society.
You know what I'm saying?
Tell us about your part.
All right, so listen.
Greenhouse closed down.
How many of you knocked down over there?
A bunch.
A bunch?
What I'm telling you is this.
Back to all the fish.
Back to the crib?
No.
Anyway, yo.
Seabass, flounder, whiting, little catfish.
All the fish.
Oh, my God.
But no, that's what I think.
That, from my experience, you could start talking to somebody, you weed out a bunch of the bullshit.
No, I see where you're coming from now.
Oh, man.
Okay, and then you're hitting within that couple of days, right?
First, second.
No, you might not even meet somebody for a couple of days.
Let's talk about the ones you took down.
How long it took you to take them down?
A long time?
They be ready.
They be ready on their job.
Answer this question.
And that's the sound of a man working on a train, train, train.
On a train.
This nigga's ignorant, yo. He was hitting everything every two days. You ain't spoke about this, Ish, train. This nigga's ignorant, yo.
He was hitting everything every two days.
You ain't spoke about this, Ish.
Never, never.
Pretty like I.
It's longer for you?
It's longer for you then.
You might converse with somebody on a dating site for a week, or two weeks, three weeks.
All right, let's get over with.
Before you ever see him.
Hold on.
There is a dating section on Facebook that a lot of people utilize.
And people are finding love.
They said Facebook is the top dating site right now.
Oh, our parents are going crazy on there.
Go to settings and go to dating.
There's a whole shit on there.
Listen to the professor.
He told you where to go.
They told me on Instagram, and I went.
I saw mad people on there.
They was in there?
You lying.
That's your note?
Yeah.
Wow. That's the all in T
that's the all in T page
does y'all parents
be on dating sites too
I wouldn't put it past
I wouldn't put it
yeah
I don't think so
oh
we don't think that though Joe
we don't think
I don't want to think
about that
you want to question your mom
like why you
still need love at this age
that's so fucked up
that's fucked up
that's fucked up you That's fucked up.
You can just chill now.
No.
Mr. Roger out here, give it it up.
Mr. Roger.
He's charismatic, dude.
I think my mom should be on there.
She's like 54, so she might be on there.
Don't do that, because when Mr. Roger starts getting crazy,
me and my brother's going to go up there.
Yes, indeed.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I'll tell you that part.
Now we really part.
Absolutely.
Hey, Duke,
she saved you, nigga.
She saved you.
Women be saving men, boy.
Me and my brother
was coming to see you
for some of that shit
you was telling us.
She was making me mad, nigga.
I don't care if you're 60
or however old you are.
I don't give a nothing.
That's what I mean.
My brother was going up there.
Grown man.
That's all that matters.
Some geriatric lumps. That means what I mean. My brother was going up there. Grown man. That's all that matters. Some geriatric lumps.
That mean we could do this with the bat.
Should be able to scare him with some shit out of Modell.
Go to the hockey park.
Fuck your hockey.
Golf club you to death, nigga.
Yo, relax on my mom.
Hey, yo, dog.
If you make Mr. Howard slipip off that curb That's your ass
You doing life
Oh man
Some Models
You go over there
If you want to
A lot of niggas
Scared their mom's boyfriend
That nigga lived in the hood
We had to protect ourselves
To get to his house
A lot of niggas
Scared their mom's boyfriend
All they said
Scared
Oh yeah absolutely
When their moms
Find love at an older age
We going up there
We want to check
We walking in the room Walking in the house Asking if everything is good Yeah we checking shit No, no, no. Oh yeah, absolutely. When they moms fall in love at an older age, we going up there. We want to check.
We walking in the room.
Walking in the house asking if everything is good.
Yeah, we checking shit.
My mom and I.
Your nigga be coming over trying to be friends.
No, nigga.
Yeah, trying to be cool.
Hey, Joey.
Hey, Joey.
Joey.
Hey, Joey.
How you doing?
Joey.
Joey.
And I hate when my mom-
Name's Joe, sir.
Word.
I hate when my mom gives somebody-
Get a nigga the handshake from hell. No no What's the go to They wanna talk about sports
Or something
What about when your mom
Give them the nickname
That she gave you
And they call you that
Like nigga don't get that
That's what I said
No nigga my name is not Joey
Nigga my name is Joe
How are you
Well I don't mind the Joey
Cause my dad's name is Joe
Your name is Joe too
To the strange man
Right
My name is not Joey sir
Yeah but if you get
The best of Joey
I'm calling Joe too Now you got a real problem.
No, because he going to call my mom and brother,
who are really crazy.
Oh, man.
It's a family thing.
Yo, you know that family.
All y'all got that member in your family.
I see.
Yeah.
I got a few of them niggas.
Absolutely.
On both sides.
Yeah.
Niggas with that little tick, you know if they get going.
And don't let them fight each other.
It's worse.
This is funny.
I didn't know anybody felt he was like that.
Don't let them fight each other.
We all got a mind.
The gangsta from your mom's side and the gangsta from your father's side.
Hey, kids out there listening, y'all have met that family member too.
They just reformed now.
You got to ask your parents about the stories
from before you was around.
Nah, let a card game go wrong.
Here it come out.
Yeah.
It come right on out.
Let a card game go wrong.
Here it come right on out.
Crazy.
This is funny, Lord.
This is a funny topic.
Dead eyes.
They get out south.
My family moves, they killed each other.
Card game and dominoes cause a lot of fighting.
A lot of stabbings and shit.
Dominoes especially. What? For real. And I would ought to play it, but I just watch it. Come from. Card game. Dominoes caused a lot of fighting. Stabbings and shit. Dominoes especially.
What?
For real.
And I would ought to play it, but I just watch it.
I don't even stand by a domino table.
You don't play dominoes, Joe?
Huh?
You don't play dominoes?
Dominoes?
No, no, no, no.
I was just fucking a Spanish girl.
I wasn't trying to hang out with your brothers and shit.
Yo, that's funny.
Because I know how to play dominoes well.
From a Spanish chick at your house.
Damn.
A monster too.
We got a black girl there too.
Sheesh.
Yo, it should be helping the narrative.
It was a black girl there too.
I saw that narrative this weekend.
The same narrative he alluded to.
That's your only fucking Spanish girl?
I fuck a lot of Spanish girls.
Latin girl. You lying. Spanish is wrong. What about black? I fuck a lot of Spanish girls. Latin girl.
You lying.
Spanish is wrong.
What about black?
I fuck a lot of black girls.
Have you highlighted the black
as much as you highlighted the black?
I'm warning you.
Here we go.
This is the part he's going to clip
for his YouTube and his Instagram.
I've learned to just mute up
when he does that.
I'm not going to do that.
Don't mute, yo. Are y'all going to do that. That's my man. Don't mute.
Yo.
Are y'all going to do that to me?
No, I know his style now.
It don't take me a bunch of months to catch on.
All right, he's slow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Once he start coming out with some off the wall,
so you think Malcolm X would?
No.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I don't want to be on your page the next day with some shit I shouldn't have said.
Fuck out of here.
Oh, man. Fucking Michael B. Jordan niggas.
Niggas was on my ass.
On your ass.
Bam.
They wasn't playing.
They ain't letting up.
Yo, you know what was the funniest thing about that?
Jersey mask.
This is where, fuck y'all.
Suck my dick.
This is what the funny part was.
Y'all be wanting us to
unbleep stuff.
No.
Never.
If y'all was that mad over
me saying somebody was corny,
that is true.
Y'all would have my ass
if y'all heard what was
underneath them bleeps.
That is true.
Y'all be like, come on, Joe.
Y'all stop giving it up for real.
Well.
Duh.
Yeah.
Look what you do.
You don't deserve the real anymore.
Sorry.
No, you got a point there.
Yeah, no, they don't deserve no answer.
You can't even call somebody corny.
Oh, that's a good one.
And for the record.
We're looking for reasons, though.
Yeah, yeah.
And let me, for the record, say that any nigga though yeah yeah and let me for the record say
that any nigga
that publicly calls
another nigga corny
is corny
that's corny
I don't like that
I hate when I gotta get corny
for the sake of content
COE
hold it down
anyways
that's what it is
yo y'all um
Chris Rock is doing
his Netflix
live show
this weekend
the first time
they're doing this
first time ever right yeah it. First time ever, right?
Yeah, it's first ever.
I can't wait.
I'm going to watch.
That's fine.
I'm watching it too.
Can't wait.
Chris Rock.
I love Chris Rock.
I love him too.
Look at your little words.
Can't wait.
I'm looking forward to that.
I love a good comedy show.
I'm only laughing.
No, I'm just saying.
Let me tell you what I'm laughing at.
I'm only laughing at Can't Wait.
The Can't Wait.
Because it's been a year.
Has he addressed the slap yet?
Or this is going to be it?
No, he addressed it.
He addressed it.
No, no, no.
In a comedy special.
Man, I just went to the show.
Well, y'all went to the show.
Yeah.
That's why I'm hoping this is not the same set.
A filmed special.
No.
So you guys went to a comedy show.
So this is his first filmed special since the slap.
Correct.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
So he'll probably bring that up. Well, he's going to bring it up. Oh, no. He's definitely going to bring it up. They broke one of the slap. Correct. Yes. Okay. All right. So he'll probably bring that up.
Well, he's going to bring it up.
Oh, no, he's definitely going to bring it up.
They broke one of the jokes.
They're saying that he said, they, now I sound like Ish.
They said that he's saying he went to see Emancipation with Will Smith so he could see
Will Smith get slapped for the whole movie.
So he could see him get his ass beat.
If Chris Rock made me wait a year
to get up there and do that,
I'm trashing him my first day back at work.
I'm just letting y'all know
so y'all don't say his hate.
Because I love Chris Rock.
That's my other problem
with you fuckity fuckheads out there.
Y'all don't know how to compartmentalize.
Most of the people I talk shit about up here,
I love.
Why you can't talk shit about
somebody that you fuck with?
Yeah, you should be able to.
Yeah, they don't believe that.
This podcast would be very boring
if we just liked everybody
and everything.
Mm-hmm.
That's true.
They believe if you like somebody
you can never say
nothing bad about them.
That's that mentality
they got out there.
Yeah.
But where were we?
Chris Rock.
Chris Rock.
What did you just say?
Yeah, I'm going to tear
Chris Rock up for us.
Okay.
I just hope it's not the same um said that we saw it was funny but it was all right I don't want to see that again you definitely don't see some
of that some of it is cool but this is a advertised live special I think you
should be putting money working material for you yeah roughly six years rock you
better be funnier than that emancipation joke, I'll tell you that. Hey, that might
make these niggas laugh. I'ma be sitting
there stone-faced. You had a
whole year, and this was the biggest moment
in black Hollywood history, damn near.
This was Oscar greatness.
You better get up there and be funnier
than we've ever seen you. An emancipation
joke? That wasn't it.
Do you think the public played a part into making
him be more mad at Will?
Because when it happened,
he was calm. I guess they spoke after.
Nah, Tony did that shit. Tony was his brother.
That was his brother.
And sometimes that's all it takes. I don't think so.
You think he didn't look mad
after they slapped him?
No, they didn't speak.
They did not speak.
Can I smack you and call you tomorrow?
No, can I smack you
in front of 20 million people
and then you're going
to come kick it
with me in the back?
Way more.
You sure?
So when they was...
They was trying
to get him locked up.
Chris Rock told him,
no, don't...
You know what I mean?
The police was going
to come take him out.
He's like, nah, we good.
But nah, you can't
tolerate me.
They said the nigga
mother was mad.
Tony Rock was publicly going crazy.
Who said that about his mom?
The media.
The media.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But nah, like, and you know Tony Rock was publicly going crazy.
Like, I can't wait to see him.
Tony Rock went to fate.
Yeah.
I can't wait to see him.
So I ain't mad at that.
They're going to replay it after the live, I'm sure, right?
It's going to exist?
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is Netflix.
I'm pretty sure.
Of course, they're going to monetize it.
Yeah, I don't think so.
On demand.
They're going to have a bag.
Just go watch it again.
I'm sure.
Did you want to call Lady London?
I'm calling Lady London right this second.
OK.
Mel, you're not getting employed a month.
Three months.
See what you're trying to do.
Let me see.
I want to call.
I don't know how to work this phone.
I want to call Lady London so we can pocket watch her.
Okay.
Because her audio clip that's been tearing up the worldwide web for a few months now
like people like me that goes to old conversation we had where it was like yo why wouldn't you and
we had her here we talked to her hey why wouldn't you focus on a record and a song right but now
all of them sites are paying you true so if you have original audio and you catch one on these sites, who knows what you're making.
But Lady London's whole,
I love dealing with the rich nigga because I'm a trick and he can trick,
but he can trick bigger.
I've heard that.
Me too.
On 30 million girls pages.
Yeah, same.
And it's not her beat.
I feel like she need to take those lyrics, put it somewhere,
put a little hook and just be out of here.
But I want to go on and see how much money she made off that.
Because it's that little clip and the
other one. This boy be in my
DM, say I'm pretty.
I didn't hear that.
I heard the other one.
This boy be in my DM,
say I'm
pretty. These girls, when they love something,
they send it to the moon.
Alright, let's call Lady London and see what's going on.
She has no idea I'm calling.
Hello, this is the
Joe Budden Podcast. May we please
speak to Lady London?
What's going on?
What'd she say?
I said, what's going on?
How are you? We're live on air.
No, we're not.
We are.
We're all here. Hey, we're not. We are. We are. We are all here.
You know, it's all us.
Hey, girl.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
Well, first of all, how are you doing?
I'm good.
I'm chilling.
How are y'all?
We couldn't be better.
Love what you're doing out here.
I'm calling you to pocket watch.
Ah, okay.
Because every girl in the world, at least across my socials is saying
i love denim with a rich nigga because he got trick and i'm a trick but he can trick bigger
now they're only saying it when your verse come on they're not really applying that shit in real
life no so you out there you got these hoes lying but what's going on are you fucking killing them with this little clip
yeah seemingly so you making a lot of money from the clip i'm making a lot of money in general no
no no no no but i'm calling about the clip because right old school thinking and music lady london is
you got to take your best shit and put it on an original beat so you can monetize it
through radio and streams and whatever but now all of the social places are paying so this is a new
this is a new phenomenon right so I'm calling you who's at the top of this shit to see if this is a
trend you think will continue like whatever you're, do you think it will incentivize other people to do the same and kind of miss that whole radio song thing?
We can't skip any steps in it. I think every every part of it is crucial.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe they'll add it to their repertoire of things that they do already.
Maybe if they could do it at the level I'm doing it. I don't think they could do that.
maybe if they could do it at the level I'm doing it.
I don't think they could do that.
I don't think they could do it at the level you're doing it at.
Listen, if you're not too famous now, you have to come back and say hello.
I'd love to.
And we're in Jersey now.
Ooh. Okay.
Alright, good, good, good. I can't wait
to see you. Of course.
Thank y'all, family.
See y'all soon.
Later.
She sounds so cute.
Londony pool.
Londony pool.
Stupid, yo.
She sounds adorable.
I don't think we got to the bottom of the pocket watching, but...
I did. No answer's an answer for me.
No answer's an answer.
She got off that topic quick.
For a reason.
She ain't trying to put these niggas on
Go get it
Get it yourself
Wait till my next joint
About to clip y'all
That's dope though
That's dope
Clip y'all
Alright what else is
Important or unimportant
New music
You wanna do new music
We haven't done new music
In a while actually
Yeah it's been
It's the first couple
Months of the year
We talked about it
Quiet
Quiet time
But it's starting to pick up a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, it is.
Dreamville.
I'm going to start with Dreamville.
The Creed soundtrack is phenomenal from what I heard.
I didn't listen to everything.
I heard most of it.
Because I got it in my De La Soul bag.
But it's real solid.
It's real solid.
J. Cole did a flip of The Watcher that people seemed to like a lot.
I didn't really get to analyze in bars too much, but it sounded hard.
That's on the soundtrack?
Yeah.
Okay.
You got a little bit?
That's not the one with BTS, right?
No, I'm not going to check out that release.
It's a bunch of my favorites.
You going to skip that one?
I'm going to skip the release.
Oh, yeah, this shit probably on fire in the Maybach. I'm still fueled by the ones to slumber to stand out amongst the one hit wonders So when the dust settles and the Sun is under the horizon y'all should run the numbers
Who the fuck won't work with me?
Heart is out and I say that reluctantly
Pretty hard
And it is super hard when you identify it in the movie as well
But it's a movie song soundtrack, that's all I'm saying
I'm not saying it's not good.
I'm saying it's specifically designed
and catered to the movie and the part that it
comes on in the movie. Oh, yeah?
And it sounds like that, but if you listen
closely to what he's saying, it sounds
like it was made for this. Made for the movie.
What I thought was interesting is it's produced by Dr. Dre.
He flipped his own shit.
That's dope. You don't see that very often.
I like that. Yeah, see that very often I like that
Yeah that's dope
I like that
Don't even mind
Giving them permission to do it
Maybe
And y'all wouldn't have did it right
I'll do it
And how much of the
75 million dollar budget
You think it cost to get this done
Nah this album was probably expensive
It was
I'm telling you
It's your favorites on there
Like how much
Couple million
Ari Lennox on there twice The niggas that you it's your favorites on there. Like how much? A couple million. Ari Lennox on there twice.
The niggas that you like.
Blast is on there.
Blast is on there.
It's the people that you like on there.
Jen, of course.
Y'all got it.
Come on.
But they don't make, you know what?
They don't make soundtracks like they used to.
I've used up.
Yep, there we go.
They don't.
Like I was just, I was watching Boomerang.
Like clips of Boomerang.
Like, oh oh Melissa Ford
what
yo you
I didn't want to say it
I didn't want to say it
are y'all gonna
fucking sit here
and call me old again
no
you're talking about
baby face
one of the greatest
soundtracks in the world
I know
can I get my
hint
I was saying
during that era
we used to look forward
to soundtracks
coming out like you know above the rim you know used to look forward to soundtracks coming out like, you know, Above the Rim, you know.
Another one of the greatest soundtracks ever made, Above the Rim.
At what point do you guys feel like people stopped looking forward to movie soundtracks coming out?
Because we used to look forward to them as much as we look forward to the movies.
That's my whole point.
Well, everybody's stealing now.
After Wiz Khalifa did that song for the... There's no more quality the movies. That's my whole point. Well, everybody's stealing now. After Wiz Khalifa did that song for the...
There's no more quality black movies.
The first Black Panther soundtrack was fire.
That was all... That was a Kendrick one.
Yeah, it was a Kendrick. That song was fire.
That album was fire.
So that's like one
in like, what, 20 years?
The black movies
don't really be that quality like they used to.
I'm not trying to be funny.
Oh, we got him.
Don't play it.
Don't play it.
Don't play it.
We set you right up.
We set you right up.
Yeah,
go down the rabbit hole.
Hold on.
We got him.
No,
no,
but I see what you mean.
Expand.
Expand.
We see what you mean.
Break it down.
Yeah.
There's some listeners
out there that don't know.
Now we feel you. What happened? Y'all stupid. What movie is trash? Break it down. Yeah. Nah, because there's some listeners out there that don't know. You're a fool, yo.
Now we feel you.
What happened?
Y'all stupid.
What movie is trash? Say whatever they want to say, yo.
Fam, black movies don't really be that good no more.
So the black soundtracks with the budgets don't really be there.
What's the last black good movie you saw?
Just.
Oh, shit. You a different breed. Maybe Black Panther 1.
Michael B. Jordan.
You not going to expound?
I said it.
Go ahead nigga, cut your shit off.
Nobody fucking with Dodo yo. Let nobody fucking with this dodo, yo.
Let me get you looking for the John Wick.
I like John Wick.
It's entertaining.
We got him again.
It's entertaining.
It ain't no classic movie.
John Wick or the Equalizer?
John Wick.
See?
Flip. Got him.
We'll make it
And we'll make it
Oh my god
John Wick
Is kind of fire though
I said I ain't got it
Oh man
You believe that
Could you date
Something like that
That's hate
Joe narrative
That's hate
She probably agree
Oh
Do not drag me down
To hell with this
Wait wait wait
She's here
And can speak for herself
During a woman's history month
You don't need
You don't need to speak for a woman
You're right
If she agrees
She'll jump in
Throw your life raft
Or she can just
Watch you drown
So Parks
What other music
Has dropped
That all That's always a great segue So Parks What other music Is dropped That always
That's always a great segue
So Parks
Get us out of here Parks
You are the best segue
Yeah I like that better
I like that better than Joe
Yeah I like it
Nikki dropped some shit
I didn't listen to it
J. Cole and K-Pop
BTS
Yo wait slow down
Slow down
I like the Nikki record
I heard it
Okay let's hear some
Yeah I'm about to play it now.
It's called Ruby Red The Sleaze.
I'm sorry?
It's called Red Ruby The Sleaze.
And she posted Webminity on her stories.
Are you okay?
This thing is exciting.
Can you turn it up?
I thought you had the new iPhone.
News your butt. And I tell him ceasefire No, you're But I'm fucking horses since Christopher Reeves
El Chapo came in the rows and left low in the top On the drums, on the grub, da-da
Real one, nigga, shot, da-da
Okay.
That matter.
I didn't get to the flip.
Yeah, but I'm at it.
Let's see what's going on.
Rest in peace, Christopher Reeves.
Thank you, Flip.
Yeah, thanks.
And thank you, Christopher Reeves.
Yeah, Superman.
But yeah, which Superman was Christopher Reeves?
The first one.
The first one.
All them shits was trash, so I don't know.
No, not all of them.
Superman is trash, man.
You can't say that.
Why?
Because I'm white?
Say the one with Richard Pryor is good.
Okay, that's a good one.
That's the trashiest one.
How many Supermans was Christopher Reeves?
Four. A bunch, yeah. Yeah, Supermans was Christopher Reeves? Four.
A bunch, yeah.
Yeah, because he was still him when he was not feeling the best, right?
No.
Nope.
Let the train go.
He's about to answer, too.
Let it go.
Not feeling the best.
He set me up.
Let it go.
Not feeling the best.
I just remember seeing him in the Superman outfit.
You know.
It's like watching the evolution of Biden.
He had a horse action.
Stop, bro.
I tried, Corey.
I tried.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about when he did Superman.
After that, I was like.
He wasn't older and like a little more.
No.
No.
I'm thinking of somebody else now. You are. I. No, no, no. I'm thinking somebody else.
Thinking of a different team.
Mm hmm.
I know your mom.
We can see what you're thinking.
But I'm not even thinking none.
Y'all are adding to the narrative that I'm horrible.
Change the subject.
Good.
OK, so you say I'm aa donate Y'all gonna make me
Donate somewhere
I'ma do that
Little Hollywood trick
If y'all keep commenting
I'm gonna find
A cause
That Michael B. Jordan
And donate
North Boys Foundation
Huh
Michael B. Jordan
North Boys Club
Good segue
That is not the cause
I would donate to
That'll get him off you
That'll get him off you
Yeah that'll get him off you
Who will that get off me exactly
Michael B. Jordan
That's the group you think
I need to pay to get off me
Oh my god
Don't start your shit
Don't start your shit
Don't get me started man
I've made a few phone calls
Of my day
Don't start your shit
I didn't ask you to
That don't matter
I didn't ask you to buddy
It didn't matter
Yeah god damn it
It's alright bro
Stop it when I say that
I get in so much trouble When I say I didn't ask you to They kick. It didn't matter? Yeah, God damn it. It's all right, bro. Stop it. When I say that, I get so much trouble.
That's cool.
When I say I didn't ask you to, they kick my ass.
Lie to Big Jersey.
Just chill out.
Sit down.
I'm just telling you.
I don't care what y'all talking about.
Okay.
All right.
Come on, Melissa.
Save us from this nigga shit.
Okay, so Black dropped a single.
Oh, wait.
Were they done with the Nicki analysis?
Everyone looked like they were not trying to touch it.
They just were talking. We all started talking about Christopher Reeves and horse love and shit. I like they were not trying to touch it. They just were talking.
We all started talking about Christopher Reeves and horse love and shit.
I like the record.
I just like the record.
And I'm glad to hear her back again.
Like, Nicki's been quiet for a while.
So I was happy to hear this and it not be trash.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Brand new black
This record is called Since I Have a Lover
Feel like a million bucks or something
Feel like we need to be up to something
Not trying to press my luck or nothing Don't wanna know you just be fine
Soon as I felt your touch, feature left the ground
I been tweaking since the first time around Second time around, get it on the ground
Gotta say goodbye
I smoke, you smoke, you lift, here gone From the east side to the toys, I go
Got too much to do and the days don't get no longer
Cooped up for the winter, we gon' drop this love, man
I smoke, you smoke, get lifted, we gone From the east side to the toys, I go
Got too much to do
It's over
Cooled up for the winter
We gon' drop this love
It goes
A little up-tempo.
I love it.
Now, that is the new black record called
Since I Have a Lover in Your Phones and DSPs right this very second.
If you heard our last podcast, I was very critical of Black's release date and what I thought it meant that we hadn't heard any music.
Now that we have a single.
What are your thoughts?
I want to say.
You're going to walk it back?
Personally, no.
No, no. I just run a town
I don't do too much y'all
I don't do too much walking back
I like this song
I like it too
I love this song
I like this song a lot
Sounds pretty good
This song makes me think about
Spinning around in a meadow
On some shrooms
I do shrooms
It's gonna be involved
I knew it
I love it It's nice I be involved. I knew it. I love it.
It's nice.
I love this song.
Okay.
You're a black girl.
Are you a black man?
I am.
You just went like this.
What?
No, I'm missing the bus.
Oh.
She be trying to set us up.
I think to my man, Rewind.
I'm mad at you.
No, I was playing it.
I do.
Yeah.
No, I'm a fan.
I love it.
It's a good record.
I learned about him through you guys.
Oh, for real? Yeah. Yeah? I'm into my hip hop, white'm a fan. I love him. It's a good record. I learned about him through you guys. Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'm into my hip-hop, white stuff.
Yeah, but yeah.
Hip-hop, white stuff.
Now, I can see why you like this record.
Yeah, this record sounds great.
And it's four minutes long.
The beat continues like that.
He lets the groove go.
So it's real easy to get in a trance with this song.
I like it a lot as a black fan.
I know a lot of y'all, after y'all heard my take,
was like, Joe, you're not a black fan because you didn't love
East Atlanta love letter. I couldn't disagree with you more. I really really like this record strong first record from him now
Really? I still think
bad news for black
This record has done absolutely nothing to dispel
Any of my previous thoughts, so let me remind you guys what those were
I could see him wanting this to be the first look from his album and bringing it to the label
and letting them hear it and bringing it to justice and letting him hear it and get bringing
this to Brian Michael Cox or anybody involved with the label and letting them hear it.
And I could see the label having a pretty tough time with how to market this and your album with this sound.
That's one.
Two, as great as I think this is, and I like Black better than all the artists I'm about to name,
it's very Steve Lacey-ish right now.
It is.
It's very Khalid.
It's up-tempo.
Khalid.
Yeah.
It's very Khalid-ish right now.
Okay.
It's not black, brand-identifiable black to me.
And while those artists have seen great mainstream success
without the support from your label you can't achieve that with this style of music if the
label is not behind you spending and pushing and let me remind everybody that division is on tour
and it looks like jermaine dupri justin, and Brian Michael Cox are on tour with him.
That all looks like bad news for Joe if my album is coming out in three weeks.
I still could be totally off.
Why don't we call B. Cox?
I'm not calling any of them because I like that whole camp.
Okay. I wouldn't calling any of them because I like that whole camp. Okay.
I wouldn't put any one of them on the spot.
They have to sell this album.
I'm not going to lie.
I actually think this might be a good thing for Black.
I hope so.
The change in the sound?
The change in the sound, yeah.
Give them something a little different
because I feel like with the second album,
it kind of retread the same waters of the first album
but didn't do it as well as the first album did it. What's the thing? Let me give them something a little different because I feel like with the second album, it kind of retread the same waters of the first album but didn't do it as well as the first album did it.
What's the date?
So let me give them something a little different.
I want to say March 22nd.
Shit sound like John Mayer.
You can fast check that.
That's the only thing that I don't like.
Like if you are introducing a new sound,
a change of pace,
and your album is coming this soon,
at least give them some time to work it
and see how people react to it.
This is kind of short.
And I don't think this sound, because we keep saying saying new sound i don't think this sound strays too far from black or his personality same it's in the ballpark but it's nice don't sound like
black to me it's not like he went and did it's polished clean no it's not that far no i don't
think it's a far departure it's just the tempo yeah it's up is it's not that far. No, I don't think it's a far departure. It's just the tempo.
Yeah, it's up-tempo.
It's up-tempo, which most people think black.
They think moody.
They think, you know, in the house.
The things that made us up.
Smoking, being a black.
Smoking, booed up, or suffering from a broken heart.
Right.
Right.
I hope that he still, I hope that he can sell a million albums just off his fan base.
He's done it twice already.
To me, this sounds like he might be able to reach a different fan base.
A different demo.
It sounds like it costs money to do that.
That's why I said I don't like the album.
You're saying having the powers that be behind him.
I like the song.
I'm saying there don't seem to be a marriage between label and whatever music he got coming.
That's what I'm saying.
If you are trying to reach the demo, a new demo, that's why I said I don't like the album
coming so soon
after hearing a change of pace.
Do you think online can help him?
I was going to say,
how much support does an artist like him
really require from the label
when he already has an established fan base?
And then there's also social media.
There's the TikTokers.
That's not enough. That ain TikTokers. That's not enough.
That ain't shit.
We've seen a lot of people get off.
We've seen a lot of people with a bunch of
followers put some shit out and nothing happened to.
It happens all the time.
And then we also see
come up with souls
on TikTok and dances and
get awards. Is that not contingent
upon the content?
I'm asking.
You know that's not my necessarily thing.
Not necessarily.
I think TikTok's audience and algorithm are more advanced than the other places, right?
So on TikTok, a lot of stuff organically goes
because the algorithm allows for that.
And a lot of that audience is into discovery
so they'll take the old song that was out 10 years ago if it get popping on tiktok we back
and the community is big enough to see an increase everywhere they made fleawood mac pop again yeah
they just chris brown is on tour right now touring under the influence which came out
four or five years ago because tiktok made it couple months ago. Once Roddy Ricch came here, I understand now.
I have a full understanding of TikTok
and the power of it.
But what I'm saying is I also think
that audience can tell when the label
is trying to penetrate the algorithm of TikTok.
It's got to be natural.
It has to be.
Quote, unquote, natural.
Yeah, it has to give that somehow.
Got you.
I don't think this is TikTok music, though.
I don't think so either.
At this point, I do think anything can be TikTok music,
depending on the creator that gets with it.
But it doesn't seem created with the intent to be TikTok.
Well, that's why I like Black.
That's why I fuck with Black.
Because Black is going to be on his super artist shit.
Oh, y'all can't sell it or market it?
Not my problem.
These are the songs I made.
This is when I want it to come out. So I don't really think he's jumping up and down screaming he's one of those artistic guys sure i just would like to see him have the same level
of success that he has had i'm with you and i think i think he may we'll see tiktok help out
i would like to hear your whole album black this Black we love you we support you up here
friends of the show
and
whether you sell a record
or not
this is a vibe
super vibe
let me let this go
a little bit more
dog
get some
charm
man
shit
I love that he let the beat go.
I do.
Shout out to Soundwave.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
It go. I don't know you, crazy that I should Hey, here it goes See, if I'm numb, what a cheat code it is to have a star on your label
I'm coming right back with Summer Walk on the remix of this
And crack them, crack them niggas like that
With a man like Jermaine Dupri
do the fucking club remix.
I start going crazy.
God damn.
What a, what a, what a
hypnotizing.
That's exactly what I was thinking too
is that the remix,
like Cuff It was a huge song
and now the remix is like
all over the place.
True.
A remix.
You a freak.
What?
Yo, she just trying to. True. A remix. You a freak. What? Yo, she's just trying to sneak that.
Antoine, yo, talk to her.
Do your male whisperer shit, yo.
You heard her like the song, Cuff It.
What are you doing in the house on mushrooms, yo?
What are you doing?
You just prancing around in there, huh?
Yes, yes, I am.
I'm prancing around.
Which one is your go-to mirror now?
My what?
The girly go-to mirror that every girl has.
Have you identified a spot in the house,
or is it the bathroom still?
No, I don't have anything yet.
My fucking shit still isn't here.
Damn.
She's just like you and me,
but she's homeless.
She's homeless
I'm furnitureless
She gonna wape here like a mug
I can get it done in the short term at least
But I do have a full length mirror
That is my fave
When it gets here
I will be in front of it all the time
She in an empty house
Cuff it C house. Cuff it. Cuff it.
Cuff it.
Alright. Jake Cole's
pandering. No, he got a bag.
That's what he's doing. He got a bag
for that YouTube trick he pulled on y'all too.
What was it? He got y'all.
Just yes or no?
I found out in the middle of the yes or no I found out
in the middle of the story too
I found out
that the guy
who just so happened
to do the J. Cole type beat
that was the first one
to pop up
that one
he's like the most popular
producer on YouTube
ah
so it's not like
he just like
dug through
and found like
the most obscure kid
who had eight followers
yeah yeah yeah this guy was him yeah see I came in here and clowned cause I ain't know no better He just dug through and found the most obscure kid who had eight followers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This guy was him.
See, I came in here and clowned because I ain't know no better.
But the guy was him in his space.
Oh, that's smart, then.
And his pandering.
He just merges spaces.
Yeah.
Which is pandering.
Nothing wrong.
Y'all swear I hate people. And I don't love j cole so don't spread that but the story that they put out versus what the fuck they was really happening like stop
y'all i'm just not stupid i'm sorry that so many of y'all hate me because i'm not stupid
and i can see through what your publicist is pumping in you what your lawyer is pumping in
you what your label anr is pumping in you like i can see through what your publicist is pumping in you, what your lawyer is pumping in you, what your label, A&R, is pumping in you.
Like, I can see through that stuff.
Even if you're popping on YouTube and that word, that doesn't necessarily mean you popping in another world.
That's true.
Popping in as the producers that get J. Cole.
No, it was a great move and a great on both sides.
The organic part kind of gets taken away.
But what went out was, yo, I had writer's block.
Do the voice, yo.
Do the voice.
I have writer's block.
And he wrote a little note.
Yeah, he did.
I couldn't come up with anything.
Uh-huh.
So I just went on YouTube and grabbed the first beat that I could find under J. Cole
type beats.
Anybody else out there, I want to let you know, if you got writer's block, you can do
it too.
There's this whole wave of victim pandering. It's like victim powering. I don't know. There's this whole wave of like victim pandering.
It's like victim powering.
I don't need some soft nigga shit going on out here.
I'm going to shoot him some bells.
What if he did go type J. Cole type B and because that dude is him, he popped up first?
And J. Cole didn't know that he was him.
He didn't know.
That he was him.
Because you that dude though, you pop up type B. I submit he was him. He didn't know. That he was him. Because you that dude, though, you pop up tight.
You pop up tight.
I submit to your theory.
Let's extend it.
I roll with that.
OK.
If four or five months later, you didn't pop up with the K-pop guy who's supposed to be in the army.
Oh, shit.
They might have did that a mile ago.
You got it.
Before they enlisted. You got it. Before they enlisted.
You got it.
That shit ain't sound so bad.
I'm getting my demo on.
Can we hear it?
Do you have it?
You got it?
Come on.
Let's hear it.
Come on, Parks.
Yeah, you know Parks got that.
Billions over there.
Look, this is why people pander, by the way, because it works.
Yeah?
Let's land the K-pop star J. Cole merger. It's let's land the kpop star J Cole merger Yeah This is fine
Is that bad?
I hate it, man
I hate it A thought, name an artist who could derail You never see it like a nigga hula hooping in jail I got a friend smart as fuck but he stupid as hell
He swear to God ain't real since it ain't no way to prove it itself
As if the universe ain't enough
As if the volcanoes ain't erupt
As if the birds don't chirp
As if a trillion nerves don't work in a human body
Shit, who would I be without the creator of this theater?
I'm not mad at it
I'm not either
I'm not mad at it
I'm not mad at it Wait, wait, mad at it. Wait, wait, wait.
I'm trying to hear where's the BTS part.
That was the hook coming in before.
I think there's a verse too.
I got to hear it because what's the point of doing a song with one of the biggest groups in the entire fucking world and I don't hear their personality?
That's him right here.
I think.
Oh, that's him?
Yeah.
Oh, no, I'm not mad
at this shit, man.
We're not mad at this shit.
We're not mad at this shit.
I thought he was going
to come on here
doing some of that.
I wouldn't even be mad
if they did.
That could have been anybody.
You like that, man?
It was, yeah.
But that was J. Cole.
Like, that's all J. Cole.
I can't hear.
No, that was dude
on the hook.
Oh.
I got the boy
with the face on it.
Okay. Take the face off. This guy is an idiot. Yo, that was dude. I'm the hook. Oh. I got the boy with the face on it. Okay.
Take the face off.
This guy is an idiot.
Yo, this guy is nuts.
This guy is a complete fool.
Nah.
I thought something else when I read it.
The biggest groups in the world.
Bro, it's one of the biggest groups in the world.
They got Asia in the headlock.
I'm fucking with it if I'm them.
Can we see what you wrote?
What do you wrote, y'all?
Is it another fucking pie chart?
Can we see what you wrote, Jack? No, what you wrote? Can we see what you wrote? What do you wrote, y'all? Is it another fucking pie chart?
Can we see what you wrote, Johnny?
No, what you wrote?
Can we see what you wrote?
Is it a...
Don't walk around the table!
Don't walk around the table, yo!
No!
I'm on the table.
I'm right in the table.
Yo!
They ain't gonna get my audio.
Nope.
Oh my God, yo.
These guys are coming.
What's wrong with you? Shocker.
Shocker, shocker.
I'm just gonna go out on a limb
and say you didn't fucking like it.
My point ain't about whether I like it creatively or not
my point is just recognizing what it is
pandering
my thing is what's wrong with that
nothing if that's what you do
oh okay
content over everything
clearly
you feel what I'm saying like
bruh anybody and they mother gonna go stream that song no that's not true that's not true at all what I'm saying? Bro, everybody and their mother
gonna go stream that song.
No, that's not true.
That's not true at all.
Because I'm not.
Okay.
Are you?
No.
Not everybody and their mom.
It came out today?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
But who's that on the hook?
Who's that on the hook?
Is that the BTS?
I think that's the BTS dude.
I like it.
It sounds good.
It's gonna work.
Well, you ain't know all that shit.
Tattoo the nigga on you. Yo, I saw a little One Piece. I see it. It sounds good. It's going to work. Well, you in the hall of that shit. Tattoo the nigga on you.
Yo, I saw a little
one piece.
I see why you like that shit.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, fam,
if you get four Asian niggas
tattooed on your chest,
I won't speak to you no more.
It's over.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm about to get stopped
and cover this whole shit up.
Ever.
Sidney Poitier,
Bob Marley,
and Martin Luther King.
Ever.
This nigga crazy.
I like the record, yo.
I'm not mad at the record. It's all right. Yeah, I'm not mad at the record
it's alright
I'm not mad at the record
it ain't fire
but it ain't bad
and
again
I think that
I finally got the answer
to a question
I was asking myself
I got the real answer though
now
what was the question
now I really see
why y'all wasn't at
that little Farrakhan meeting
I understand everybody came in and I was like why you wasn't at that little Farrakhan meeting. I understand.
Somebody came in and asked,
look, man, why you wasn't there this week?
But, nah, I got it now.
You what?
I can.
They'll let me in.
I'll pass the K-pop question at the door.
You can't be careful with them, Lee.
What's the last K-pop song you listened to?
Well, no, J. Cole and Elmer. They get slammed into it. What's the last K-pop song you listened to?
Well, no, J. Cole and Elmer.
They get slammed into everything.
He fucking coons out of here.
He's serious over there. Yeah, well, no, J. Cole wasn't the best.
No, I don't doubt you now, mister.
There's something wrong with you, sir.
Me?
I'm dabbing y'all up and going in.
All right, Charlie. I told y'all up and going in. All right, y'all. You see, y'all.
I told y'all that shit wasn't a slap.
It's definitely not a slap.
Shout out to Fabulous.
It's definitely not a slap.
Cold, nigga.
OK, so is that all?
Yo, if that K-pop nigga comes out at Dreamville Fest?
That's lit.
Joe.
That's lit, Joe.
Them niggas have a Dreamville in Seoul, Korea.
No, Dreamville in Raleigh.
I got it.
We taking this on the road,
my nigga.
It's lit.
It's a lot of people over there.
We coming out there to y'all.
The baby went,
didn't the baby go,
didn't the baby say
he make his money? So 85% of his tickets over there. We ain't there to y'all. The baby went, didn't the baby go, didn't the baby say he make his money?
So 85% of his tickets
over there.
We ain't even care
them niggas was saying
nigga like that, huh?
Who was saying nigga?
They were, they were,
they were.
Carry on, come on.
Come on, Rick,
am I dead?
It's all right.
That's y'all Jews.
They was saying nigga.
Y'all, that's gang.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's gang though.
They was saying nigga.
Yeah. All right, we on. That's gang though. They was saying nigga. Yeah.
All right, we back.
We back.
Man.
You don't fuck with BTS no more now?
I don't like that, no.
I don't think that anybody besides black people should say the word nigga.
Justin said it.
Get me started.
They made him do push-ups for that in the middle of the hood.
And work out.
I think he paid enough.
He was just tapping in with the homie?
He worked out.
Yeah, he better tap in with the homie.
His car ran out of gas.
No, nigga.
No, nigga.
Get your ass out of this car, nigga.
Get on the ground.
I think Michael Jackson's the only one that was cool with Crips and got away.
Like, nobody else can play around with him.
Y'all remember Michael Jackson through the season? Oh was cool with Crips and got away. Like, nobody else can play around with him. Y'all remember Michael Jackson through the season?
Oh, yeah.
No, I know.
Oh.
Michael Jackson got a whole record on his album talking Blue Gangsta.
Michael was a Crip.
F*** threw some shit at you, huh?
Mike was a Crip.
Yo.
Stop, man.
Stop.
Go ahead, man. Write the time down on that one. Yo. He did do some shit. All right. He did. stop go ahead
write the time down
on that one
he did
he did
come on
moving on
he put the chain on
stop
alright
nevermind
you're right
okay
I can't believe
the niggas that robbed me
did it in broad daylight
they didn't have no respect
they didn't wait
till the sun went down
bitch ass niggas.
I don't fight them niggas, man.
That's some fucking brazen shit.
Wow.
They had a banger?
Me and you gonna fight.
Me and you gonna fight.
How would they have gotten it done without the banger, Ish?
What they got?
What they took from me?
Wait, hold up for a minute, Cliff.
How would they have gotten that done without the banger, Antoine?
Because you gave up your wallet the last time.
Oh, it was nighttime.
It was nighttime.
Yo, me the guy that night.
He's talking.
Yo, something.
I'm talking to my man right now.
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What's up, yo? What's up, yo? What's up, yo? What's up, yo? What's up, yo? His whole knee was pushing me. Oh. Nice. You know you got that old man strength.
What did they take from you in the day, Joe?
What did they take?
I want to know.
It's pride.
It feels good to be able to talk again, right?
Oh, man.
Right?
Your jaw back, right?
Your jaw, they realigned your shit right, the doctor?
Shout out the medical surgeons that fixed your whole face up
for you.
Yeah. All right. Now, what you were saying?
What did they take from you, though?
My dignity.
Not the on top of it.
They shot him in his ass.
So, I mean.
Hey, I was still in the hood moving around looking for niggas.
They shot him to Virginia.
All right. He's fucking fresh. Fresh Prince of. I was still in the hood moving around looking for niggas. They shot him to Virginia.
He's fucking fresh Prince of Chesapeake.
Oh, shit.
They took my chain.
At the light.
Traumatized by life.
We had the light.
Me and Jeremy.
Me and Wern.
What do you do at the Wern?
Anytime some shit happened to me,
from the sidewalk, too.
I was driving.
I was on the other side.
What did the niggas say?
Walk around the car.
Then it's all... What did they have to say?
That's why you mad at Michael B. George
It's sign language
It's sign language
Now you see
He got sign language PTSD, bro.
Oh, man.
Throw that shit up around him.
Stop talking about me with that OnlyFans actor.
Damn, Joe.
He had to take it over here.
Not too much.
Yeah, that's my man.
Sorry.
That's Jerry.
That's funny.
Yo, y'all are stupid.
Yo, shit.
Oh, man, yo.
Nigga said he didn't say nothing.
What did he say?
What you wanted him to say?
They usually talk.
They usually talk when they're wrong.
You gotta be, no disrespect, you gotta be.
No disrespect what?
You gotta be real shaman.
Yeah.
It's a robbery, though, with no words.
Not that you know what time it is.
You don't run that.
None of the fly shit.
What the fuck you thought it was when you saw this?
The nigga said he pointed.
Yo, run that. The nigga said, what the fuck you thought it was when you saw this?
The nigga said he pointed.
Yo, you said he had one gun in the hand and took the chain with the other and put it on?
She came in.
Oh, shit.
Let me get your shit on.
Let me get your shit on.
Oh, man, yo.
That's funny, dog.
No, finish it.
Shout out to Mel for throwing her sub in. I just saw you, Mel. Not me get your shit on. Let me get your shit on. Oh, man. That's funny, dog. No, finish it. Shout out to Mel for throwing her sub in.
I just saw you, man.
Not even a little bit.
Okay.
Not even a little bit.
Now tell us how the other alternative goes.
The alternate ending.
Now you want serious as hell?
No, no.
Now you want serious as hell?
I'll do that.
I'm asking you to tell us about what happens when they fire it.
Like, they just showed me that. I was like, all right, you have a when they fire it. They just showed me.
I was like, all right, you have a better.
You had the one up right now.
Go ahead.
I'll talk to you later this evening.
I'll go looking for you.
I'll talk to you later this evening.
You, was it talking?
Yeah.
Sparky.
That's your man, too.
It's always talking.
That's your man, too.
Yeah. I was outside though
Do I want to walk back
My snowfall take night yet?
I'm caught up on snowfall
I'm still not
Snowfall ain't bad
You bugging
It's episode three though
Did you catch up
On Your Honor though?
Nope
Come on
I watched Your Honor
The whole first season
Yesterday
You tweeted every episode.
I know you're following me.
It's fire?
It's fire.
I like Your Honor.
Second season.
I'm up to the second episode, but yeah, I'm up to it.
It's nice.
I'm good.
Your Honor, I'm not caught up on yet.
Snowfall, if episode five is fire like they've been, then we can talk.
How many episodes is it?
Ten?
Three. Oh. It's usually ten. It's usually ten for the season. It. How many episodes is it? Ten? Three.
Oh.
It's been good.
That's far.
It looks like they're really
taking advantage of it
being the last season
and not milking their way
out of it so far.
Like, it looks like
it's the last season.
Let's kill a few niggas.
Let's shoot a few people.
No, and I'm thinking
they're doing a good job.
So far. They're doing a good job so far.
They're doing a good job of not glorifying the drug game as much as a lot of shows are doing.
They're starting to show the negative sides of that shit.
Yeah.
Taking a conscious effort and showing like, ha-ha, grandmother, shut the door on her face and all that other shit.
Like, that shit was real.
So they're not Michael B. Jordan in the film.
They're not Creed 3 in the film.
They're not taking the budget.
So they're not Michael B. Jordan in the film.
They're not Creed 3 in the film.
They're not taking the budget.
I don't want it to sound like I'm saying something bad because Michael B. Jordan get tickets and asses in the seats.
He do.
Who cares about how he act?
If you could get that many people in that many seats, that's crazy.
So that you him.
That's a fact.
They don't matter that he can't act.
He can act, but to you, he can't.
There's a name for that acting. There's a name for that acting.
There's a name for that type of acting.
Got it.
That's all I'm saying.
What's up?
Because your face is crunched up for some reason.
No.
Like we on a Zoom and we in person.
It's Big Jersey.
You want me to shit on him?
Never.
You want to shit on him?
No, I wouldn't do such a thing.
He wouldn't do such a thing.
It's Big Jersey.
It's Big Jersey.
We'll just shit on Michael B. Jordan.
See, look, Shot in the ass
will fix you up
Shot in the ass
will fix you right up
keeping his take
to himself
I'm keeping it
She was called
on the streets too
What happened
That's it
The BTS and J. Cole
It's called
on the streets
That's the name
of the song
Can you play the hook again No please No we're not playing the song We It's called On The Streets That's the name of the song? Can you play the hook again?
No please
No we're not playing the song
We're not playing the song
On The Streets
Alright let me see
What else is important
Or unimportant
Ford cars will repossess
Themselves
Yes and they have
A viral picture
On Twitter
With Joe
Chasing a car
Acting like the car
Repossessing himself
For real?
Yes dude
I forgot all about that
And you looking in the window Like the car Like the car running from you Like you chasing the car, acting like the car repossessing itself. For real? Yes, I forgot all about that.
And you looking in the window like the car.
Like the car running from you.
Like you chasing the car once you ain't put your car in,
it repossessing itself.
You running down the street chasing the car with the rocks.
Like,.
Niggas is stupid.
Why would they put it so perfectly?
Pause.
I'm free.
You went crazy with that one. It fit so perfectly. Pause. You went crazy with that one.
It fits so perfectly.
Sorry.
Pause.
It's exhausting being a guy.
Everything is pause worthy.
I don't get it.
They're homophobic.
I see.
Niggas.
And we getting attacks for that on Reddit and on Twitter.
For being homophobic?
Yeah.
They're like, yo, I said flip that.
He's going to repeat what the attacks were.
He's great.
They said,
I said flip me
to stay with my home.
L-B-G-T-Q comment.
Commentary,
because I don't.
No, I got to see,
because Gabrielle Union
added like three letters
to that shit.
I got to see
what the new shit is now.
For real, I swear.
Her shit was like
the L-G-B-T-Q-I-A plus.
Like, whoa.
Mad at them niggas
in that deep.
Pause.
Get off.
Pause.
What are we talking about?
I don't want to be crazy.
Say goodnight.
Oh, I need you
The JVP, the JVP
Where would we be without the JVP?
I can tell when the label don't care about the song you're putting out
because when you just start letting the beat get groovy at the end, it's like, oh,
fucking, they ain't promoting me anyway.
How long is that record?
It's four minutes.
Four minutes.
Yeah, label.
There ain't no label letting you push
no damn four-minute record.
As your single?
It was like that before, though.
Look what he did there.
We talking about today, man.
No, but back in the day, it wasn't like that either.
But who started that two-minute trend?
Because it was a trend.
Like, I noticed it when Young Ma did Ooh.
Like, it started to get shorter.
Wasn't it Bobby Shmurda?
It was in, like, three minutes?
Who's Young Ma?
It used to be three minutes.
Young MA, I'm sorry.
Wait, what?
My fault.
I just noticed it.
I noticed it.
Yo, did you just say Young Ma?
Young MA.
Them periods mean something.
My fault, my fault, my fault.
Oh, my God. I noticed with her, though fault, my fault, my fault. Oh my God.
I noticed with her.
Let that bus go too?
No, I said I'll let the bus go.
Because you said the periods mean something.
No, we're talking about four cars repossessing themselves.
Your mind is in a dirty gutter, bro.
Nah, we're talking about the four cars repossessing themselves.
And Joe chasing it.
All right.
Yo, just imagine you lose two, three car notes
and your shit just
pop up and leave.
Word.
Just go the fuck home.
Y'all playing.
This sounds like a nightmare.
That's some scary shit.
It is.
Imagine not being able
to pay the Ford note.
Yo, you, y'all.
Yo, dog.
What is wrong with you?
Oh, my God.
Just the picture
of such poverty is shit. Scaring me my God. Just a picture of such poverty.
It's scaring me to death.
They outside to come get my horse.
The escape is escaping.
Y'all ain't shit, y'all.
You don't think the guy with the Ford really needs it to get to work?
Yo.
Nigga took his Ford.
It was a station wagon, some of them shit.
You took it.
You got a family.
I ain't right.
Yo, imagine that.
Yo, what's wrong with you, man?
Imagine that.
And you know the nigga with the Ford
don't have a window in his house that show the front street.
He got the back view.
Oh, yeah.
Look, look.
Mr. Houseman.
Mr. Houseman.
What?
Wasn't that nice, man? I know. That's him. All right, no. That's Houseman. Yeah, I feel you. Mr. Houseman. What? Isn't that nice, man?
I know.
That's him.
All right, no, that's not funny.
Stop.
I'm just here for the content.
I didn't expect you to be elitist.
I'm not, yo.
You built homes.
No, you are.
Yeah, you.
I'm the elitist.
You didn't.
He said the homeless tenants during the pandemic should continue to remain homeless and not
come to his buildings.
Who said that?
What-ish.
I would never say such a thing.
I said the niggas that was getting
free rent deserve to pay rent.
How was the pandemic? You did what the government paid for?
But if they couldn't pay the rent,
but if they couldn't pay the rent, what'd you thought should happen to them?
That they should stay in one of your own buildings?
They couldn't pay the rent.
What happened?
Did you want the tenants
in one of the buildings that you own
to continue to stay there while they were unable
to pay the rent? Answer the question. It's a good
question. I wanted the people
that were getting
unemployment pushing additional $600
a week from the government to pay their
rent. And if they didn't pay their rent, then they should be...
I thought it was six a month.
No, they were getting six a week.
Well, it was a week.
Oh.
But if they did...
But if they chose...
Keep going.
But if they chose...
Unemployment plus $2,400 free dollars and you not paying your rent.
I agree with you.
You wanted them to be thrown in the street.
Expeditiously, T.I.
Fuck you talking about.
Would you...
It's me or them
so you want
you know what y'all
why don't you just
let us stay home
and not come here
and pie and pay us
every month
y'all can
I can do that
how many months
how many months
how long is the pandemic
it's a trick to this
I've done something
like that before
paying niggas
that wasn't doing
how many
24 months
it's a trick to this.
I could do that in 24 months.
All right, cool.
No, no, wait, wait.
Where we start?
After the last part, I thought about telling everybody.
I was like, oh.
What?
Why did he talk about it?
I thought it was me and Parkes.
We're like, oh, come in here.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
Yeah.
Michael and Paul, go ahead.
What happened? What the fuck are you talking about? You didn't look. You didn't look. You didn't look. and Paul, go ahead. What happened?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know what,
you know what,
you know what,
get that back.
If he was to pay
24 months,
you know,
he'd get that back.
He'll get what back?
Like,
he'll get it back.
We still have to do the months.
You understand what I'm saying?
He didn't like that.
No, no, no.
The government was allowing
the tenants to pay the rent
on the back end.
Am I right? No, you're wrong. You're going to say I'm wrong about everything. No, I'm not, no, no. The government was allowing the tenants to pay the rent on the back end. Am I right?
No.
You're wrong.
You're going to say I'm wrong about everything.
No, I'm not trying to be funny.
The government, you are supposed to pay, right, your rent.
So if you didn't pay rent to your landlord for two months, what recourse does your landlord have?
None.
Ta-da.
Ta-da what?
But.
What is ta-da?
I'm going to go move.
But, no, but I thought that the government.
I thought that the government.
Now you're done, nigga. But, but, I'm going to go move. No, but I thought that the government, I thought that the government, I thought that you were able to submit a claim and get the money back.
To who?
To the mayor, to Bloomberg.
Bloomberg not the mayor, sorry.
Bloomberg not the mayor.
To David Dinkins.
To Eric Adams.
Tosh, fucking talk about it.
Wait up.
Fucking talk about it. Leave me your mail alone.
Email Giuliani son
because every Adams
in the news right now
because of some shit
so chill out
with the man
wait what Eric Adams
doing
that's my man
they met at every Adams
about saying that
he's a God fearing man
and something
we have to look at it
if we can rewind it
but
yo y'all fuck
Chris Cuomo too
that's some
we're gonna revisit
that one day
between state
between state and church.
What about it?
Separation of church and state.
Separation of state and church, yeah.
The separation of state and church.
Also because he said he's a God-fearing man.
Yeah, he said I'm a God-fearing man.
I put God first.
And he also said that when they took prayers out of public schools,
that's when the guns came in.
So everybody's upset.
Everybody's upset.
You talk that shit, eh?
He said when they took prayers out of public school, and then he also threw a shot at Kansas. So everybody's upset. Everybody's upset. You talk that shit, eh? He said,
when they took prayers
at a public school
and then he also threw a shot
at Kansas.
So the mayor in Kansas
said something.
He said,
God made me the mayor
of one of the, you know,
best cities in the world.
His ex must live in Kansas.
He fired a lot of shots
at Kansas.
Yeah, and that's what,
I didn't know that.
That's what they were saying.
He keep disrespecting Kansas.
He always used,
but you know what?
We do that on this part a lot too.
So let me allow some grace.
Like when we trying to think
of an obscure place.
I try to mix it up,
they be mad at me.
Yo, yo, enough on Minnesota.
And yo, Ish, enough on Ohio.
I said Cleveland one time
and it was on my ass.
Learn my lesson.
Yo, yo, Ish, you gonna learn
about Utah, nigga.
Keep talking.
I got one that I used to say
a lot too, too late
to check me.
I was scared.
No, the mayor of Kansas
said something.
You know what I mean?
Come to our city.
Clap back.
Yeah, he just said
that he needs to be humble.
He said Kansas made him humble.
And every Adam
needs to be humbled, he said. Kansas sound like
a, what is it called?
Sundown town?
But I thought Kansas was extremely racist.
But they said no. He said when Brown versus Brown
started, I'm a researcher.
You know they got a hood everywhere.
I don't know nothing about Kansas.
Hey, on to one of our older topics.
They trying to fry Prime up for trying to instill HBCU practices at Colorado.
No, not HBCU practices.
The band and shit.
You want a soundtrack?
Prime is trying to get you a soundtrack from the band.
Said that the Colorado band needs to infuse the HBCU rhythm playlist in their band.
A little bit of rhythm?
Yeah.
The part of Kansas to the people is Topeka.
Topeka, Kansas.
Topeka, Kansas, yeah.
Capital.
But that's what he said.
So now they laughing.
Why you know that?
What, that I know it's the Capitals?
No, I'm a nerd.
I hate this shit, yo.
You know what he said?
I know the state Capitals.
I hate him, yo.
I went to Wichita, Kansas
to a church retreat as a kid.
That's how bad I was.
Oh, no state Capitol.
They sent me to a retreat
in Wichita, Kansas
as a kid, as a teenager.
What?
Church steps to life. Pastor Grossball, they sent me out a retreat In Wichita, Kansas As a kid As a teenager What?
Church Steps to Life Pastor Grossball
They sent me out there
Grossball?
That's Grossball
For two weeks
Steps to Life
I gave trouble out there too
They kicked me off the campus
Of course
Pastor Grossball?
Yeah, Pastor John Grossball
I was there on Steps to Life
In Wichita, Kansas
And we were walking
And some white guys in the truck
Lit a fireworks
And threw it at us while we was walking.
It was crazy over there.
So that's where you got the idea.
Oh.
You traumatized.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
I don't want to be.
I don't want to be.
I'm already mad at you.
Nah, that's true.
I'm sorry.
Wait, I'm mad at you now, too, though.
Yeah, I don't fuck with you now.
I ain't gonna lie.
You the illest man.
Me?
Yeah, I don't fuck with you now.
Yeah, no, stern business.
Come on, business only. Pod, that's it, nigga. Don't fuck with you now. Yeah, no. Stern business. Come on. Business only.
Pod.
That's it, nigga.
Don't call me.
Ain't no hookah.
Ain't no catch steak.
Ain't no none of that extra shit.
Keep it work.
And that's it, nigga.
Don't make my line.
Don't text me.
Come on.
I'm going to get back to work.
Don't call me tonight.
We at work, nigga.
He reversed everything with somebody.
Stop reversing shit.
Just accept it.
Sit in it.
No, I ain't like that shit.
Anyway, what else we got?
You wanted to talk about the smart cities after the Ford repossession, car repossession.
I wanted to finish killing the niggas that's getting their Ford taken away.
Kill them.
I'm talking shit.
They took my charger.
They took my charger right from me. many payments did you miss not really now
how many payments did i miss
no no no i was making my payments until i realized that i got got and then i fell upon
hard times oh and then it was like, yeah, nah.
Chill on that.
Anyway, I can't remember
how many payments it was,
but I needed to get a pen
when she was on the phone.
I needed to write down
all the months
that it was.
Mad months I missed.
Yeah, they ain't trying
to have me pay
a Mercedes price for that shit.
Yeah, so are you
cracking on niggas
for losing their feel
when you lost your Dodge?
Exactly.
Yeah.
I'm rich now.
Work harder.
Work my way out the hole.
Oh, man.
But that's why I'm well-versed in so many.
You got to know about when to and when not to have gap insurance.
What blocks have the good chop shops versus which ones don't?
Which blocks flood?
Wait, when is it good
to have gap insurance?
Which cops have that gun
that can find your car
even if it's in the garage?
Which cops don't?
It's a lot that goes into it.
Some of the garages,
they'll find your shit in there.
Damn, which little homies
could make the car
disappear the fastest, too?
You need them sometimes.
Yeah, that part, too.
Yo, when they stole my car
out my driveway
and I got it back
and the cops got it, and the cops got it,
but the cops got it back
off of the truck at the port.
That shit was at the port
in a matter of hours.
Oh yeah,
in that plane.
That's where they going.
Hours.
Straight down there.
It went straight there.
Where was it going?
To the port.
Oh, I don't know
where it was going.
Anywhere.
My man in them
was doing shit.
Away from America.
Yeah.
They erased the serial number.
But no, that was fast because usually they trick the numbers and all that shit first. Yeah, they take the numbers off doing the shit. Away from America. Yeah. They erased the serial number. But no, that was fast, because usually they
tricked the numbers and all that shit first.
Yeah, they took the numbers off and all that.
Scratch that number.
Well, in this little scheme, I don't
think they cared, because the chip was still in place, right?
So they found the car in the truck.
In the container.
But if the chip working, and you just
see a shit in the middle of the fucking ocean.
Atlantic, you just see it.
All right.
You're going to pass out. Atlantic, you just see. All right. That's out.
Yo, there you go.
They stopping the SS Minnow to get your shit.
You done.
And that's what the cops said, too.
Yeah, another hour, and we'd have just been looking at your shit.
Man.
Yo, you drove that again?
Yeah.
Oh.
You what?
It was a good car.
I went to the car wash.
Got some arm rolls. But if you ask me
I didn't feel good
I felt exposed
You felt violated
I felt exposed
Yeah
But I mean I did drive
And I lost it
Gotcha
I went all the way up
That's a big business
That car's still a business
That's a big
And they selling it back
To people now
My man
For them to steal your shit
Out the driveway
They got some big shit going on
That's when I learned about the little technology shit.
The little box reader shit.
Little badasses.
You ain't see them niggas hit that lot
over there on Bloomfield Avenue.
They ran in there and took all of the Hellcats SRTs
in a matter of seconds.
They had the shit with the box.
Duplicate the key,
and all you saw was niggas just peeling out.
Boom, boom, boom, like 15 of them joints.
If in fact,
on back to smart cities, if in fact New York
and New Jersey become smart cities,
which I'm certain that they will at some
point, y'all a stand?
Isn't New York already one?
Weren't they saying that New York and California are
kind of like... No. Which is smart city fully
in town? Basically,
kind of what we see on Divergent,
shit like that,
where the city is going to be encased,
and then everything outside of the city is on this.
Like in an electromagnetic field kind of shit?
Kind of like TV shit.
They've been kind of giving us a preview
of where we're going,
and they're going to have a train.
But from what I've read, though,
they said you're going to have a window
in which to run errands shit like that
like if you behind in child support
you'll get 15 minutes to run your errands
in the street
if you behind in tickets if there's a
warrant of any kind if you just not up to
par what'd you say
yeah like that shit is
disgusting they can take your property
it's deep so what they saying is
it's a lot more than just saying that the social elite are basically out here, and we kind of see it, if you want
to get serious or techie, but buying up all of the regular land.
Like Bill Gates is probably the biggest land owner in the country now.
Oprah just bought like-
They just buying a bunch of farmland and just land that other people would look at as being
useless.
But if you have a certain group of people that own 70, 80% of the
uninhabited land, they're going to force
people to come into the certain
land. You get what I'm saying? Now you fuck.
You got to live under our confines.
What did Oprah just buy?
Land, acres. Like a lot of acres.
Like tons. Like hundreds of acres.
Thousands and thousands, yeah.
Like just shit that, again,
that's not inhabited.
Well, to answer your question, I would not want just shit that, again, that's not inhabited. Motherfuckers in...
Well, to answer your question, I would not want to live in a city where it's...
None of it.
...constant surveillance to that extreme.
I was about to say, we're living in a constant surveillance.
Yeah, we are.
That's what smart city means.
But the social ID, you're going to have, like, the social ID.
They got the airports now where they reading your fucking face.
Your eyes and all.
Yeah, yeah.
Nigga, that's why they trying to make us fuck with their...
What's the eye shit?
To clear.
To clear.
To get on the plane? Clear. All of that. So now why they trying to make us fuck with them. What's the eye shit? To clear. To get on the plane?
Clear.
All of that.
So now they got your
eye recognition codes.
Minority report.
They had this episode
of Black Mirror
where when you were,
I know, right?
When you were getting
on like the,
you know,
some kind of transit system,
whether it's airplane
or whatever the case is,
they scan your eye
and it scans your memories
of the last, like however long you said you your eye and it scans your memories of the last,
like,
however long you said
you were away.
It scans your memories
to show proof
that you were doing
what you had.
That you ain't doing
all your illegal shit.
Exactly.
Like that episode was.
Wild.
And SMART is an acronym
for Surveillance Monitoring
Analysis Reporting Technology.
No, I don't want to live with that.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
I'd like to be able to buy my groceries with my watch.
When you said smart, I'm thinking like intelligent.
So my next question to y'all, and maybe we can expound on.
All of that is the same.
Maybe we can expound on Patreon.
But my next question is, if this happens in the next five years, what is your alternative?
Get out of LA now?
Move somewhere stupid?
Yeah.
Second world country.
I don't think there will be, really.
I don't think there will be anywhere.
You're not going to have many options.
And this is not just an American thing.
Yeah, it's not.
This is global.
It's a global thing.
So you're not going to have many options
because, damn, I don't even want to go here.
We'll do it later.
All right.
We'll do it later.
Yeah, we can do that.
Yeah, short answer, no. No. Sound like my great-great-'t even want to go here. We'll do it later. All right. We'll do it later. Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, short answer, no.
No.
Sound like my great-great-grandkids about to be fucked.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Word.
Or they're going to be rich.
You got to make them rich.
Because if you're rich, you get a little bit of options.
I identify a little more.
It seems a little bit more like they're going to be slaves-ish.
Yeah, I feel the people now a little more that don't want kids.
I never used to feel the people now a little more that don't want kids I never used to feel them people but today with a better understanding of what they do with the population and what all this is which
is nothing it's like I mean obviously you're looking at me super hard and have no and it's
fine because did I ever have those kinds of thoughts about bringing children into this world?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
You know I'm fucking dark as it is the way I think.
A lot of times I would think to myself after seeing something really troubling, you know, famine, fucking earthquakes, massive death.
I'm like, what kind of world is my child going to inhabit?
And would I feel good about bringing somebody, bringing a kid into this world
and then eventually
having to leave them?
Those questions
really would like
kind of keep me up at night.
So, you know,
it's definitely a question
that people who don't have children
have asked themselves.
And some of them were like,
fuck that, I'm not.
Got the horses in the back.
I don't know if that's any of the shit we just sang.
What the hell, bro?
That's just shit.
That's just shit.
You know the words.
You like that shit.
I don't know one word of the song.
The original or the duplicate?
The remix.
The duplicate.
Yeah, the remix for me.
I'm trying to read part of the show and he's
confusing me so we can all be confused together this is sean what's up what's up sean all right
now and you know what people pointed out that all of the part of the show people have like
relationship problems it does seem to be a lot of that yeah sean says all right now hear me out
the world i started cutting up with a shorty recently and found out she was just as big a relationship problems. It does seem to be a lot of that, yeah. Sean says, all right now, hear me out. The world.
I started cutting up
with a shorty recently
and found out she was
just as big a fan
of you guys as me.
Aw, man.
Let's clap it up for that.
Clap it up for that.
Then during
own conversation,
she sent me a rainbow emoji
out the blue.
I thought she was
telling me to chill out.
I don't like guys.
Wait.
I thought she was
telling me to chill out. I don't like guys. That's what thought she was telling me to chill out.
I don't like guys.
That's what Shorty was saying.
I was willing to put all that to the side
because I've never met someone who listens to the pod
as much as me, and it's a vibe.
A couple days later, she made a reference about Ish,
and I said, I thought you were gay.
Then she said, no, I'm straight.
So the whole time, I thought she was gay and never shown
any physical interest how does one flip the switch and make my presence known that i'd like something
physical call me so i can clear it up nigga you not ish
Oh, he's got old bright eyes. Yo.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
This nigga's an idiot.
Yeah.
Idiot, yo.
He's not friendzone poppy.
Look at him.
He got light eyes.
Look at him.
He's a fool.
Look into my eyes.
It's true.
This nigga's an idiot, yo.
You want him to turn the girl?
He managed you He gonna
He gonna violate you
My bad
I didn't word that
Previous question right
I guess the better way
To approach this
Is this
Can you have a solid
Platonic relationship
With a lesbian
That's bad
And what if you found out
She wasn't a lesbian
Mind you
She's not like other women
And easy to talk to
Oh this nigga's open
He's wide open
This nigga's open
Open like T.D. Bank
Boy
Yeah you get
That's how you get him
Sean why you open like that
The looks get him
Yo that personality
Keep him
And that's hate
And that's hate
If she was telling you
Something about Ish
And you said
Oh wait I thought you were
I don't know why you
Thought you were
In the guys
That's hate
That's stupid hate That's stupid hate.
That's hate.
Look into his eyes.
Tell me what you see.
Just play your position, my nigga.
Look, look, look.
Nah, you know what I'm talking about.
Now it's sunning you on the pod.
Now it's sunning you on the pod.
You can't do that.
That's low key fucked up.
Stop.
Nah, the nigga's going to fuck around.
They both listen.
They both listen.
He's going to fuck around and jump out the window and start shooting a shot.
And he's going gonna lose the friend.
I hate likes getting niggas
with a lot of eyes.
That nigga's got some
Melissa Ford,
please give us your,
please give us your assessment
of what Sean should do.
He don't never ask
his other co-hosts.
She's the only woman
on the show.
No, I understand that.
You ask her,
I used to be a,
no, I'm just kidding.
Um.
Idiot, yo.
Does he value, I would ask him the question of,
do you value your friendship with this girl?
He said so.
So, if he values the friendship,
even if you don't get a chance to hit it,
and there is that value there,
then that's just, that's just what it is.
I would say, take it easy and let her, let her.
Hey, Sean, maybe one day, man.
Scoot it in, scoot it in.
And let her lead. Yeah, Sean. Let her lead, Sean. Yeah, let her let her maybe maybe one day Let her lead
Yeah, let her lead if she if she might had a friendship with you like that because you wasn't showing interest I can't hear it I need to hear it
Yeah
Idiot
Yo
Did you just
Yes he did
Yes he did
Who's that
Trey
He Trey'd him
Yes he did
That was a Trey
That is Trey That's Trey Sheed him. Yes, he did. Oh, Jesus.
That was a Trey?
That is Trey.
That's Trey.
She mad.
No, I'm just letting you know.
Are y'all still singing Trey songs?
I mean, he didn't get the memo.
The greatest reversal.
Stop.
Sometimes, Parks has the best seat in the house.
Hey, hey, Parks.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Touch it, can't buy it, come here. Something on your brain.
Sometimes Parks has the best seat in the house.
Anyway, Parks.
Sometimes Parks has the best seat in the house.
Sean, you need to fucking fix your nose.
That shit is too in the air.
Yeah, but I ain't calling this nigga.
I want to get out of this nigga's son.
He hating on my man.
You do?
All right. Pass me that phone. Don't play with my son. He wasn't calling this nigga. I want to get at this nigga, son. He hating on my man. You do? All right.
Pass me that phone.
Don't play with my son.
He wasn't hating, yo.
Pass me the phone, yo.
Now we're going to call this nigga for him.
He was hating on Library.
We don't like that shit.
Flip right.
We don't like that shit, yo.
And we're just going to call.
Just call him.
I don't remember
How you getting this phone
Alright there
Y'all have to talk
You know
Okay so we're calling
What's his name
Sean
Sean
Sean that has the
Friend zone problem
The friend zone problem
With a lesbian
But she might not put him
In the friend zone
He don't even know
He gotta test the water
You know what I mean
He assumed she was gay
I don't even know
Why we act like niggas
Don't get out the friend zone though How n don't get out the friend zone, though?
How do niggas get out the friend zone?
Say that again?
A lot of niggas get out the friend zone.
Oh my God, I'm getting old enough
where I have to make the text bigger to see it.
Hey, Flip, you don't get out the friend zone.
Niggas don't pop, wait, hold on.
You can definitely get out the friend zone.
You cannot get out the friend zone. Waitiggas don't pop. Wait, hold on. You can definitely get out the friendzone. Niggas don't. Yeah.
You cannot get out the friendzone.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Yes, you can.
Mel, you can get out
the friendzone?
It's Southwest Florida.
Oh, wait.
This is a great topic.
Never.
Never, right?
Never.
If a girl puts you
in a friendzone,
there's nothing you
can do to get out.
No, no, no.
That's a lie.
What a lie.
What the?
Wait.
I'm calling the guy
Sean like y'all
asked me to.
Told us to keep talking.
Yeah, but Jesus.
Hello?
Yo, can we speak to Sean, please?
Yo, what up?
What up?
Sean, this is Joe Budden in the Joe Budden Podcast.
How you doing?
Hey, Sean.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.
What's going on, y'all?
We just read your question live on air.
I'll read it again.
I guess the better way to approach this is this.
Can you have a solid platonic relationship with a lesbian that's bad?
And what if you found out she wasn't a lesbian?
Mind you, she's not like other women, and she is easy to talk to.
Sean, I think that this young lady has your nose in the air, and you're wide open.
Couldn't be opener.
Yeah, man. It's low-key trippy, bro
Why is it trippy?
Alright, check it out. So
She listens my nigga. So be cool
What's up? She listens so you gotta that's ish. That's ish right there
That's ish right there.
Yeah, niggas, I'm hating on ish.
She like ish, nigga.
Salute God.
Salute God.
She really listens.
You feel me?
And so we were cutting up about the pod or whatever.
And then she sent me this rainbow in the text message.
So I'm like, oh, OK.
I got to fall back and play it cool.
And then we were really cool.
But then she said she wasn't gay.
So then I'm like, how do I switch my... No, she's only gay to you.
She want to fuck some other niggas.
She want to fuck it.
She sent you the rainbow.
I read it wrong and treated her like she was gay.
Pussyfooting around, you know, trying to run game.
But then I realized she wasn't gay.
So, yo, y'all hang out?
What's up?
Do y'all hang out, like, outside?
No, no, no. So,
invite her out. Like, you don't even gotta,
you could disguise it like it's not a date. Like,
yo, you just hanging out with the homie, and then
you fill it out from there.
So, if she was in a room with
this, hold on.
She's gonna feel the change in the energy.
She's gonna hear this.
Yo, Sean, let me ask you a question.
Let me ask Sean a question, yo.
Yo, hold on, y'all. Sean.
What's up?
If she was in the room with Flip,
if she was in the room with Ish,
would she give Ish the pussy?
Yeah, for sure.
Hey!
Hey, no cap. Hey, no cap.
Check this out.
No cap.
Check this out.
She said something about ish.
And that's what.
No, no, no.
What did she say about ish, Sean?
You pussyfooting around.
She said, I don't know.
Something along the lines of ish fine ass.
She said ish fine ass.
Something along the lines of ish fine ass.
You can't remember the three words, huh?
Man, check it out.
Check it out.
So she said that. And I was like. And you was like, wait, you huh? Man, check it out. Check it out. So she said that.
And you was like,
wait, you're not gay?
Started hating immediately.
Yeah, exactly, fam.
And then she's like,
what?
Why'd you think I was gay?
Why did you think
she was gay?
Because she sent you
a rainbow?
Y'all better get
y'all questions in
because I'm about to
bang it on this nigga
in about five seconds.
She sent me a rainbow
out the blue.
And that's what made
you think she was gay?
She might have wanted
some Skittles, nigga.
Come on, Sean.
Why she sent me that?
I don't get it.
All right, Sean, salute.
I don't know why she sent that to you either.
But what made you think that's all that made you think she was gay?
Yeah.
Hey, Sean, go hang out with Shorty.
Who's scared?
Get a little hookah, some pinot, and have a little conversation, man.
That's Ish telling you that.
And don't say nothing bad about Ish.
That's a winning combination.
I would have been in go-mo from Jump Street.
You're the what?
I don't know what he said, but Sean.
The goalpost?
Sean, Sean.
I would have been in go-mo.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Oh, go-mo, go-mo, go-mo.
Yeah, it's hard to talk to a lady when she ain't interested in dick,
so I didn't even know how to really talk to her.
No, she just don't like you, Sean.
We don't know that, though.
Hey, Sean.
It's hard to talk to a lady when she ain't interested in dick.
Hey, Sean, real quick.
Do you have a Ford?
What do you drive?
A Grand Cherokee.
So he's safe. That's not true. Stop. No, A Grand Cherokee. So he's safe.
That's not true.
No.
Stop.
No, a Grand Cherokee.
Nigga, don't play me.
Word, don't play my band, Sean.
That's all right.
That's all right.
Nigga.
Mel said that's all right.
No, no, no.
Listen, no, no.
A Grand Cherokee says you're doing all right in life.
I'm not mad at a Grand Cherokee.
But a Grand Cherokee ain't steal her attention from another nigga
car worthy.
Like she looking at
another nigga
without knowing
what he drive.
Exactly.
And you pull up
with the Cherokee
talking about,
yo, you like dudes?
And he got light eyes.
Yeah.
It's over, dog.
Put some context in there.
It's over.
I can't even switch.
Just bow out.
It's over.
The friendship is over.
Oh, shit.
Yo, it's been like two months
once you knock it down. Yo, holla at us and let us know how it went. He not gonna knock it down. Yes, he over. It's been like two months.
Why don't you knock it down?
Yo, holla at us and let us know. He's not going to knock it down.
Yes, he is.
I brought it to her attention, and then she just dead me.
Huh?
Wait, say that again?
I brought it up.
I was like, damn, I thought you were gay this whole time.
And then she explained herself, and I was like, you know,
and then that was it.
All right, this is it, too.
Yo, Sean, peace out.
Yeah, this is it. Best of luck, bro is it, too. Yo, Sean, peace out. Yeah, this is it.
Best of luck, bro.
So hold on, real quick, real quick.
I guess we can-
See, I be knowing who not to call.
I guess you have to unpack it later, but-
No.
Niggas don't get out of the friend zone.
I know niggas that was in the friend zone and end up hitting later.
Who said they was in the friend zone?
What?
Who said they was in the friend zone?
The way the woman was treating them.
She might have had the desire to not be in the friend zone, too.
So he still got out of the friend zone, though.
That's the man.
You think it's a mind thing?
They play mind tennis?
But, Ish, she still got out of the friend zone.
Like, even if she had the desire, and then she changed it.
I'm saying he might have never been in the friend zone.
Wait, hold on, Ish.
I'm disappointed in you.
I know a lot of niggas that got out of the friend zone.
Hop right on out that shit like this.
In the bed nigga nope
you catch a woman
when she's born
the resident diva
says nope
my personal experience
once you're a friend
you're always a friend
I never see you
any other way
ever
like women
and I will speak for myself
and this is a very
stop it
this is a very general way this is a very, this is a very, stop it. This is a very general way of,
this is a very general thing.
Once,
when we meet somebody,
we have a pretty good idea
that we're going to fuck them.
Like within about five minutes.
Like we know like,
oh,
I'm totally going to fuck this motherfucker.
And there's other men where I'm like,
it will absolutely never fucking happen.
So you kind of know immediately
whether you would or wouldn't. Let me ask you a question. So let me ask you a question. So you kind of know immediately whether you would or wouldn't.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
That's respect.
Immediately.
Right away.
That's respect.
Hold on, Ice.
If a guy you put in a friend zone caught you right after you, what's his name, dumped you?
Excuse me?
Florida.
Shut the fuck up.
Right after the breakup.
Listen, I'm going to kick you in your fucking face.
Right after the breakup.
You got to mute up when he's trying to do his Instagram clip. I'm not. You got to get involved in the skit. Don't do it. I'm going to kick you in your fucking face. You got to mute up when he's trying to do his Instagram clip.
I'm not.
You got to get involved in the skit.
Don't do it.
I'm not.
No, I'm going to ask you a question.
When the situation with Flo happened.
Take that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
When you broke up with him.
No.
X that whole situation out.
Use another example.
Okay.
Thank you, man.
I'll X all that out.
Let's remove that.
Yeah.
So if you went through a tremendous breakup or heartbreak,
and a friend come in
And he's the shoulder
You lean on
You start to watch him
And look in his eyes
And he's there for you
There's no such thing
As sympathy pussy
Not in my world
Respect
Not in my world
I also want to remind
You both
We need sensitivity training
No
Ish and Flip
That y'all are using
Melissa Ford as an example
and no no i'm not saying that i just conceded to the female in the room because we can't speak
on behalf of women you understand i'm saying i could go by what i think
when she came and sat here she said that she married her best friend i'm like i
went and when she told me that i was like i've never wanted to fuck my her best friend. I'm like, and when she told me that, I was like, I have never wanted to fuck my best friend,
my male best friend, never.
So I was like, that was me basically saying.
Shout out to Shanta.
That was me basically saying,
let's see how long this fucking lasts
because you're deluding yourself.
That was my, my impression.
It could have been a romantic relationship from the start
and then y'all did that.
But why we act like sympathy pussy isn't a thing?
Flip, chill, they playing ping pong here.
There's definitely. They're doing that thing. Joker, you hold me down, Joker. You know like sympathy pussy isn't a thing? Flip, chill, they playing ping pong here. There's definitely.
They're doing that thing.
Joker, you hold me down, Joker.
You know about sympathy pussy.
No, I want us to have this argument with them later,
because I'm with you.
Got it.
I don't know what they're talking about.
All right, say no more.
But let them do their ping pong show.
No, we can do it.
No, no, no.
I mean, so what?
You know a lot about sympathy pussy?
Don't try to include me now.
I'm done.
Don't try to include me.
I ain't no backup conversation.
That's me.
The fuck? That's right. That way. You know a little bit about that
Yeah
Oh is that what the thumb action's for?
Rubbing you know
She's broken up with somebody
Oh shit
Talk that shit now
The thumb action The thumb action now? You can't go in your face. Stop playing with me.
The thumb action.
The thumb action.
What's going on?
I don't like that. That sympathy shit real.
Pops,
you believe in sympathy?
Yes.
Pops!
He said that like
he has been the benefactor
of a lot of sympathy pussy.
I mean.
Yeah, me and Flip
gonna crack y'all muffin pots.
I'm joining in
on the muffin party.
No, no.
You with us? What? Yeah, I don't know what they talking about. crack y'all muffin paws. You with us?
Yeah, I don't know what they talking about.
You with us too? Yes.
They think it sound crazy.
They sound like lunatics.
You can do that. That don't matter.
That ain't gonna matter on this one.
They doing some light skin privilege shit.
Once you're in the friend zone, there's no way that you're gonna live.
What?
I'm shocked from you.
I'm shocked from you. Oh, you just trying to relate to Mel right now. You don't know where they're gonna live. What? I'm shocked from you. I'm very shocked.
I'm shocked from you.
Oh, you're just trying to relate to Mel right now.
I said it first.
You don't believe that.
I said it first.
Knowing that she would relate to that sack of pandering bullshit that you put in the world.
You put that in the world just so she...
How did I know she was going to agree?
How does Daisy know to go to you?
Damn, yo.
I'm wild again. I'm sorry. Joe, what they sleeping on, man? Get to you? Damn, yo. I'm wild again.
I'm sorry.
Joe, what they sleeping on, man?
Get us out of here, Mark.
Oh, my God.
God damn.
Can anybody call me?
I can't wait for Web and Nitty to come up here.
Huh?
I can't wait for Web and Nitty to come up here.
No, they ain't coming up here.
So I can ask them what they instilled in him.
I don't know what values they instilled in him.
All right, I'm going to play a record that I'm sure I played a million years ago,
but I played it the other day on my amp show,
and I think you guys are still sleeping on it.
So here we go. This is Victor Oladipo and Forward.
The ball go Yeah
Uncle Bumblebee
Swat up nigga
All star no more
Y'all been trying to make slaps But we're meant to be on my floor Baby, like a midnight limousine
I can fuck you all night long, yeah And I hope this isn't too far
But you know I can't wait any longer So what you say?
Is you coming with me?
We can play show and tell Ain't no telling what you see
This that real shit Tell you how I feel, shit Off the court. I'll send your pennies down to your ill shit
Oh, yeah, if you put it on my plate, you won't need to clean dishes
I'm trying to slide in your home base is you in it to win it you move your body how it's supposed to move
Let's make love how we supposed to do
Yeah
Baby let me tell you about this here
Something that you might need to know
Why y'all laughing like he ain't on the sniper list?
Y'all act like Big D ain't got him
This shit is hard, super hard
Baby, like a midnight limousine
I can fuck you all night and all, yeah
And I hope this isn't too far
But you know I can't wait any longer
What's the move?
Tryna get comfortable, sippin' on Chardonnay, I would rather be sippin' you
On my bed or the front door Never leave you wantin' more
Stretch, stretch, give me your legs, oh yeah
Rubbin' on your body, girl, give me them three wishes
You shakin' like an earthquake, every time I go deep
You move your body how it's supposed to move Let's make love how we supposed to do, yeah
Baby, let me tell you about this here Something that you might need to know
Your clothes were made in another place But we're meant to be on my floor
Baby like a midnight limousine I can fuck you all night long, yeah
And I hope this isn't too far But you know I can't wait any longer
Okay, brand new old music from Victor Oladipo.
That record is called Forward in your phones and DSPs right now.
Speaking of ball, I can't tell y'all pause.
I can't tell y'all what a great pickup Josh Hart has been for the Knicks.
Yes, he has.
What an amazing, amazing pickup he has been for the Knicks. Shout out to the Knicks. Shout out to the Knicks what an amazing amazing pickup he has been for the Knicks shout
out to the Knicks out to the Knicks poetic justice would have the Knicks
playing Cleveland in the first round Donovan Mitchell Jalen Brunson Jalen
Brunson's underpaid for everybody I was all too by the way he's born he's nice
nice that shit he did against the Nets the other night I was watching
that game live and you know he went to college with bridges and a few of them
dudes on the other team like he went crazy I should have bet that yeah who's
that's right me all right this record is called way too Much Young lady's name is Bairi B-A-I-R-I Just to see you
The shot I got to shoot
You look like the block to put me on
I go out for everything I want
Ooh, the view
All of me, I love on you
Sexual, the atmosphere
Shit, now that I have you here
Simon says get used to this
It ain't nothing like that regular you usually hit
This that exotic flower roll me up
To the look like you been smoking way too much
Chimney X rated up in here
Honey tipsy and faded up in here
Forbidden fruit for you to touch Ooh, how we move, we do it way too much
All I see is us when we're together
I'm something like your water streams
Only better
I'll have you fucking hooked in no time
I bet my Zodiac compatible with your shine
Why else would we be so comfortable, so quick? Why else would we be so comfortable, so quick?
Why else would we be so lost in the moment?
Why can't you keep your hands up off my ass now?
Her love is a journey, but we took the fast route
Siren says, get used to this
It ain't nothing like that regular you usually hit
This that exotic flower roll me up
To the level you been smoking way too much
Dampnay, I straight it up in here
Honey, tipsy, I made it up in here
Forbidden fruit for you to touch
Ooh, how we move, doing way too much
Overdue for me showing you what it's made for
Taking trips and I'll let you hit like it's paid for
Yeah, you the boss, you the king, you the mayor
Ain't no need for me to say more
Just my type, taste and flavor
When you come around, I'll be around to lay you down
And get you round, stir my ass around and put it down on me
Just tell me to touch it there
Tell me when and where
Give you everything, oh God, I swear
Fuck me everywhere
Silence, let's get used to this
It ain't nothing like that regular you usually hit
This that exotic flower rolled me up
To the look like you been smoking way too much Usually hits This that exotic flower roll me up
To the look like you been smokin'
Way too much
Demi-X rain it up in here
The record is called Way Too Much
And again the young lady's name is Bairi
B-A-I-R-I
That shit is dope
She's pretty dope
I'm doing some Chez Noir, Big Ghost, Ransom, 38 Special, Bad Apples.
Big Ghost, what's up?
This sounds ridiculous already.
Get the fuck off that punk smooth shit, man.
Recipes for a KG.
Having visions of pistols blazing the Wild West.
Whiskey drinking and foul breath.
Ten pieces of blow your friend's faces all on that gal's dress.
Quick draw ransom is what they call them, your boys in the bar drinkin'
I grip four handguns before you call em, get turned into tumbleweeds
When these vermin get under siege, I come to squeeze
And if they fathers a coward, the sons can bleed
I'm a round deaf, I ain't on par with these fake rappers
I'ma cancel the niggas on stage, throw the pictures and soundchecks
Eight of the baddest apple blades in the tabernacle
Had to ask you, not a question, put dents in your Adam's apple Add a tackle, plus the force of the rock of the baddest apple blades in the tabernacle Had to ask you, not a question Put dents in your Adam's apple, add a tackle
Plus the force of the rock in the baddest grapple
Had him backwood with the aura of Jesus when at the chapel
You on no pain, no fear, dope games No tears, cocaine, Rogaine
Nigga we just tryna grow here Yeah, I'm as cold as Alaska
You don't wanna go there And oh yeah, you fuckin' with us
You ain't got no prayer
What you hoes think? I'm like Manu Bowl in the paint
I'm too cool, I shoot you while holdin' my drink
Expose what you ain't, fuck your bankrolls
Put you in a wheelchair, you have to roll to the bank
Nigga, I rose in the ranks
Why you act funny with your rose, but to them hoes you a saint
So I'ma put holes in your tank
Nigga, I'm institutionalized, I came home with a shank
You're not gangster, you just act dangerous
And you hold some Craigslist and back pages
I stack paper, you sack chasing
I put your family inside a bag like they potato sack racing
I hopped out the coupe with bitches
Got two hoes splitting my pole and no I'm
not superstitious I'm swimming in a pool of riches forever
And my shooters stick together like a school of fishes
When I wanna eat dinner With a gun my pointer finger making love to
the trigger Deep thinker, I ain't learned these skills
at Harvard Boy the legend, hip hop birthed me
I'm Illmatic's daughter Niggas think they free cause they ain't caged
by the wrist Fuck the amount of money you made if you ain't
making no sense All that frontin' only made you a bitch
And all that testin' the waters only made you a fish
I can smell when a Judas near That's when I shoot the clear
Got it out the mud, I use the stairs I had the students here being natural
I made it cool to wear to how they do their hair, yeah Look, shape of the stairs I had the students here being natural I made it cool to wear it and how they do their hair, yeah
Look, shape of the queen, the truth is here You still broke?
Cause you niggas like to talk more than listen Wasting time and talent, it's gon' cost more
to spend it I think different
I want my money to come legit, 99 problems I'm tryna get to that 1%
My mind like a boobie, spend time as a student Just providing a blueprint
Motivation to inspire the new kids I had the touch of a Midas with music
My time is elusive I spend my free time sipping wine at a roof
Chris Start my career when I move to the falls
And never stacking money with no plans of losing it all
Getting rich without school or a job Jewels in the hands of a fool get wasted
Cause they using them all
That's Bad Apples, Shade Noir, Big Ghost, 38 Special, Ransom
I'm going to a young lady's name is Adi Oasis and the song is called Naked Ayy You and me now Maybe we should head out to the beach now Got some sun up on your feet now
Tell me bout your world and what you dream bout
Cause ooh, there's that look in your eye
Just how I like
Sun setting down, let's go inside
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared
I'm just a little bit scared I'm just a little bit scared I'm just a little bit scared I'm just a little bit scared I'm just a little bit scared That's that look in your eye Just how I like
Sun setting down, let's go inside Dancing in the moonlight, baby
It's just you and I, ain't no reason to be shy That fit you got, I'm going crazy
But if I'm being honest, I wanna see you naked I wanna meet the real you, tell me how you feel, boo
I wanna see you naked
Baby, we could have a drink, too, bring that champagne, too
I wanna see you naked
Ooh, yeah
Skin to skin, up to the sunrise, all night
Ooh, if you show me what you hide on the outside
I'll make you feel at home, let you inside
It's like you see right through me, baby Like you already knew me, baby
I don't know where this is going, but it's going right
Dancing in the moonlight, baby It's just you and I
Ain't no reason to be shy
You got me going crazy
I'm just being honest
I wanna see you naked
I wanna see you naked
It's Naked by Adi Oasis
and Levin Kelly.
Kali?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
Shit.
I think you should close it because you played some soft shit. Where the mushrooms took us to. Yeah, man. Are you ready? Yeah. I'm sorry, man. Shit. I think you should close it
because you played some soft shit.
Where the mushrooms took us to.
Yeah, man.
Shut up.
Man.
Yo, what?
You should close it.
Uh-huh.
What's up?
What are you talking about?
I should close what?
Okay.
This song's called Daddy.
It's by Pisces.
Oh, shit.
Mmm.
Ain't it funny how this is true? Whoa. called daddy it's by pisces You must be high to your mind You must be thinking I'm really like all them girls You used to, I refuse to Let you waste my time, you stole mine
There's so much out of me to give back to you Baby, you know I could get a little spiteful
Cause you know that I react to shit like that
Don't be when you look up at it
I'm your little mama, you're my daddy
Hands around my neck like a necklace
Baby, I just wanna show you different
Baby, don't let it get physical You know I let all that anger go
Like shit, it ain't it Please don't fuck it up around my ladder show
Baby, don't take it ain't good Don't mean to kill the mood
Put me in my place when I catch an attitude
You know I like that
See you on the way, pull up on me
Pull up on me
Take so much out of me
To get back at you
Baby, you know I could get a little spiteful
Cause you know that I
I was daddy by Pisces
Until it was rudely interrupted by this motherfucker
Why do you say fucker like a white person?
I'm half white
He's like fucker.
He's like fucker.
Go.
I'm about to play my man Ox, Queens.
No rap money, Ox.
Me and the money.
Just get it.
Call me.
I should never stop judging.
Or not.
You should.
Don't do that.
Didn't even let me phase that shit out. I steal a nigga fake, put him on a plate And go for any motherfucker gettin' in the way
They'll never come between me and the money They'll never come between me and the money
I kill a nigga first, when they come to me and mine I put him in the dirt
You know them niggas really talkin' through the purse And they gon' keep comin' till you put them in reverse All I did was chase the bad
I ain't never chase a fad
Really, I'm just doing me
But you threatened by my presence
Feeling like I'm on your ass
You got niggas pocket watching
Wishing they was poppin'
Been lame all they life
Wish they had the option
To wear nigga shoes
You see this shit I'm rockin'
Nigga, kill yourself
Cause I ain't never fuckin' stoppin'
I steal a nigga fake
Put him on the plate
That gopher haney motherfucker gettin' in the way
Don't ever come between me and the money
Don't ever come between me and the money
Don't ever come between me and the money
I steal a nigga fake
Put him on the plate
That gopher haney motherfucker gettin' in the way
Don't ever come between me and the money don't ever come between me and the money
don't ever come between me and the money that's ox me and the money queens no rap money ox
stand up l gang well not l gang anymore lawton queens stand up bit queens okay no it's not
big jersey you can say Bit Queens.
No, I can just be Queens.
You don't never say Bit Queens.
You always say Queens.
They do say Bit Queens.
I never heard it.
Shout out to Jersey.
They called me crazy a few weeks ago for my Kyrie on the Mavericks take,
but my man went over there, turned that white boy into a spot-up shooter,
ain't he?
You ain't see all these?
I ain't heard of one nigga say Luka Magic in about two months.
Ain't Kyrie taking the last shot now, huh?
Yeah, it's my boy.
What's up?
What's up?
We push the hottest Vs.
I miss when cars was Vs.
Bring that time and hip hop back Shake an ace A ditty ass And piranha be
Something you cats got to see
And the watch is V
All types of shapes and stones
Being broke is childish
And I'm quite grown
Runnin' to the club
With the ice on
Me and Pais on
Scope the spot out
See something nice
And I'm gone
In hindsight
It's fun to imagine
How much ho
Must have been hatin'
On that bad boy run
Same night
Same fight
We don't talk about that enough.
Nigga sounds so at home over this flip.
Alright, mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Great show today.
I want to thank all my co-hosts
I wanna thank the audience, none of this is possible without y'all
I wanna thank the haters, fuck y'all too
Hey, poppin' Magnums while I jig a bag, somethin'
Ah, that was hate, Biggie
We outta here, y'all hold it down, man That was hate, Biggie. We out of here.
Y'all hold it down, man.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
Dip the S.
Hey, I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Remember, life is a series of except the number after the dot on the range.
Wave, bitches.
Look at me now. I hate y'all, too. Nah, don't do that after the dot on the range. Wave, bitches, look at me now.
I hate y'all too.
Nah, don't do that.
That's like Michael B. Jordan, biggie.
Yo.
Amen.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Rachel was giving you a lot of work back in the day.
Oh, she was.
Who's Rachel?
You was outside.
You better know Rachel.
I know Corey know Rachel.
I know.
Mr. Bucks let it go right by
I'm missing this
he's trying to do it to me
but what are you
what are you saying though
I said it on Rachel
who's Rachel
you said Rachel
was giving Melissa what
from friends
thank you for being
go ahead
cut on Jay Z man
cut on Jay Z
I just feel like
if I said let me just say the bias.
Please, please.
If I would have said that to her, you see how you just said that?
She would have flipped on you.
She would have flipped on me.
Like, why?
Because what is it she implying?
Yeah.
And I'm disappointed in you.
I know the Rachel.
Do not take the bait, y'all.
Debate, you said it.
Watch this, watch this.
Rachel was, Rachel was, Rachel was.
You said Rachel was giving you a lot of problems back in the day.
Rachel was bombing your shit, doing it better than you.
Yeah, Rachel, big R.
Yeah.
Watch, look, look.
She type, look, look.
You think Rachel look better than Melissa?
Yo, dog, could you jig a man that's out of that flow?
Look, look, she got a brief.
Well, back in the day, you think.
The dough.
But why would you say that to your girls today?
Oh, because she tried to do that Quincy line on you.
Ah!
We got him!
Oh, he wasn't going
to let that Quincy shit ride.
You got that hat
on that Louis V?
Hey!
Yo, you a nasty
Irvington boy, man.
You are a nasty
West Orange contractor.
You're disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself
Yo y'all hold it down out in the air
We'll be back same time same place
Next week if we can all hold it together More than you know I love you I love you
I love you
I love you
More than you know
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
When Rachel came outside, that was like Omar from The Wire.
Can y'all give me Rachel's last name?
Caribbean rhythm.
Just Rachel.
It was just Rachel, though.
But Rachel is a little bit
performance-y for it, though.
Rachel's a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
That's why I never thought to do that.
But Rachel, Omar from the wire.
Everybody going out.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
What happened to Rachel?
She got married to some BET exec.
Yeah.
And disappeared, nigga.
Oh, she did to Chelsea Handler.
Yeah, she...
She did it.
No, she disappeared.
Chelsea Handler did not disappear.
Oh, you know she disappeared, huh?
You know that.
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Riding the side of your crack
Alright, we call you, hold it down, everybody enjoy your weekend
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Reminiscence on those who Gucci used to stay
When we rock house pieces and puffy Gucci links
Now we buy homes in unfamiliar places
Tito smile every time we see our faces
Cases catch more than outfielders Half these rapping cats ain't seen war
Couldn't score if they had point game They name, speak my name, I make them dash like a game
I love you, dog
I love you, dog Have a good weekend. I'll be out of town somewhere that I didn't know spring break was happening.
I am angry.
I hate y'all college niggas.
I ain't going to hold you.
I'll never be in the game.
Stay out of Miami, nigga.
No, they need to stay out of Miami.
I ain't going to lie.
You're going to be looped up out there, son.
Huh?
You're going to get caught up in some bullshit out there.
You're going to be looped up.
Nah, me and my girl are going to to spin one of these collars with you.
See what's going on.
Yo, come on the stage real quick.
You want your girl?
You want your girl?
You damn right, I'm flying mine out.
You can't cut it again, myself.
Yo, Ish.
So why don't you just keep going?
Keep going where?
What you mean?
Anywhere else other than Miami.
Nigga, I will wait.
You got 15 options.
Oh, the works, jobs, Monday, Friday, the works.
Yo, y'all was kicking my ass in them comments.
Y'all made me call my girl.
I never been so free to just call my girl about nothing.
Yo, guess what I'm eating today?
That nigga had to put his phone in his pocket until...
That nigga's an idiot. Then they got to put his phone in his pocket
Phone dad you niggas was making me call my bitch
What you already do I kid the shit can't search my name nowhere boy, I was searching the names in my name They're fucking me up. Fuck y'all.
J-B-P, J-B-P, where would you be without the J-B-P?
Hey, I don't care.
Somebody else about to do something stupid soon.
He's still going.
Get the heat off me.
I was waiting.
He's still going.
Nigga, I was by the phone waiting for somebody to do something stupid.
Fucking all they gave me was Peter Thomas doing some shit.
Peter Thomas couldn't even get me out of the mess.
I needed somebody bigger than Peter Thomas.
Need to do something stupid soon.
Peter Thomas, one of them love of hip hop niggas.
He did some foul shit too.
They didn't care.
They were still on me.
The niggas that bugged out, they did foul shit and they were still on me.
Nah, nigga, you said he was corny.
I was like, oh, we lost the battle, yo.
Alright, we're going.
Noobro button.
Not for daddy. Thank God you do,
Lex.