The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 608 | "Flag On The Play"
Episode Date: March 8, 2023The JBP kicks off this episode with their reactions to Logic doing a cover of Ice Cube’s “It Was A Good Day” (7:38) before moving on to their review on Chris Rock’s Netflix Live Special ‘Sel...ective Outrage’ from Saturday (25:04). Grizzlies guard Ja Morant flashed a gun on Instagram live and could be facing a lengthy suspension from the NBA (59:35), Melle Mel shares his thoughts on the greatest rappers of all-time list (1:37:36), Lil Wayne also chimes in on the debate and where he stands (1:41:16), Part of the Show returns (2:16:45), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Lucky Daye - “Careful” Ice | Slim Thug - “Sexy Lady” Parks | Dreamville, Lute, Cozz, REASON, & Arin Ray - “Burn Bridges” Flip | Melii - “14 Daze” Melyssa | Saint Harison & Tiana Major9 - “homies”
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As ready as I'll ever be, buddy.
Who you think it is?
It's him.
It's him, huh?
It's them.
It's them.
Come on, man.
It's them?
Who am I kidding?
Yeah.
Them and me.
Not as them and me.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, Flip.
What's up?
Who won what?
I don't think they won it.
Who won what?
I don't think they won it.
Nah, I'm here to denounce.
I'm hyped now.
It may not be too logical.
Uh, eh.
Uh-oh.
Don DeMarco.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we too late.
How's everybody doing?
Good.
Good, man.
Good.
Good.
I missed y'all, yo. I missed miss y'all yo I miss y'all too
I miss y'all too
Crazy one got a song for us
Oh shit
Mel you look nice
Thank you
Something like
Careful
Careful
Don't make Quincy
Spin the block
I wanna hop on the bus
You get on the bus
Mel
You know
I don't know if you got your Was that him getting on the bus? That's him getting on the bus I don't know if you got your
was that him
getting on the bus
I'm getting on the bus
I don't know
if you got your
clothing
but I think
that it's extremely
inappropriate
to stand
and write on the board
while we're sitting here
or while I'm sitting here
you know
because I have to
get up and walk away
it's an inconvenience
for me
this is my
this is my seat
this is my job
that's your way
of saying Mel
look nice today
she looks extremely nice I appreciate that extremely caps This is my seat. Oh, wow. This is my job. That's your way of saying Mel looks nice today.
She looks extremely nice.
I appreciate that.
Man, look who that extremely caps.
She does. She looks good.
But I'm just saying it's-
But the way to say that is not, yo, you look like your clothes came back.
I don't even miss what he's doing.
Or by policing my behavior.
He's not here, so he can get his shit off now.
Full court vision, man. That's true. Free dish. Full court. You got a what? Full court vision, man.
That's true.
Free dish.
Free dish.
But wait,
and policing your behavior.
And policing my behavior
and my protector's not here.
You right, you right.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
I didn't say that.
I said that out loud.
Yeah, but that was
a little bit of...
No, we're not going to
skate over the fact you're policing my behavior, we're not going to skate over the fact
you're policing my behavior.
You're not going to skate over your protector either.
You mean Jesus, his Lord and Savior?
Hold on.
Yes, yes.
But Daisy's not here neither.
I know that.
I needed a mommy break.
It's free you.
We know it's hard.
We know it's hard.
It's just on dog sitting duty today.
That's what's up, man.
It's moonlighting.
He is so not.
You look good, though.
You look good today, Mel.
I appreciate that.
I just feel like, you know, just come a little early and right on the board, not when I'm here.
Yo, what the?
You look like you got your clothes back.
That's crazy.
One day you'll learn to compliment women.
Because, you know, Mel was recycling a lot.
She would put things together.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait a second.
I got you.
I got you.
He just threw a flag.
I got you.
I got you.
Come on.
I got you.
I got you.
Thank you.
I got you.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two.
Mic check.
One, two.
One, two.
You got to stop that.
You got to stop that.
Niggas will...
Give me that thing.
Mic check. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to stop that. You got to stop that like. Nigga, give me that back. Mic check.
Shout out to y'all.
Shout out to y'all.
None of this is possible without y'all.
When I wake up in the morning, love.
And the sunlight looks my eyes.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from. If Joe is on the mic, it's always shout out to the first and last time listeners Shout out to wherever you might be listening from
If Joe is on the mic, it's always shout out to the ladies
Wait a minute
Shout out to the happy couples in relationships
Listen out there
Shout out to the married couples
Shout out to the couples ready for divorce right about now
Somebody's taking somebody to the cleaner.
And I know it's all me.
Hey!
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Smelling like shit
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A lot going on out there
Also, shout out to the Unexpected Pregnancies
Where call them?
Hey!
Unexpected Pregnancies, shout out to y'all
Freaking niggas every way like MJ
I can't believe today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday, them fools tried to blast me Saw the police and they woke me up
And asked me, no, I'm sorry
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know What Kool-Aid used to say? Anna! Uh-oh, we getting right to it, man.
I ain't wasting no time.
Slow it down.
What I got?
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God.
All right, hold up.
Let me intro this.
Let me intro this.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Yo, check this out.
Whatever that was.
This is episode 607 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
608.
608.
My bad.
I had a hard time.
608.
I am your host your humble gracious grateful
and highly or lowly favored well-rested self-aware focused energized ready
hymn records host joe budden here with a few of my gang huh they showed up to the beautiful M4 is here.
Big flip. Big freeze.
Big CP Parks.
Corey's here. Poe's here. Erickson is here.
Ish is not here for
senior citizen reasons.
Shout out to him. We will hold it down
in his absence. He's playing bingo right now.
Yeah, exactly.
Now, with that being said,
how y'all doing?
Y'all good?
Y'all feeling good?
Amazing.
How's your mental health?
Everything's good?
Text, inbox, phone calls,
family, kids, everything?
Everything is good.
We feel good.
All right, great.
Now, logic.
I hate to continue
to make a career
at your expense.
I don't hate it, actually.
I'm glad that I have a little list to you that I get to.
That's horrible to say.
One day I'm going to grow up.
Logic, I beg of you.
I'm pleading with you.
Please join me in retirement.
Never step near a recording device again.
Throw your phone in the ocean.
Be allergic to microphones.
Promise your fans nothing.
Don't go to the studio ever again.
You are the worst, yo.
You are really, really bad.
And then when we think he can't get any worse,
you have the bright idea of doing an ice cube flip.
No, wait, that was Logic you played?
Who the fuck asked for a?
I don't know, but today seems kind of odd.
No buckets in the garden.
Let me stop yelling before people think I'm angry.
No smalls.
Mama cooked a breakfast with no bones.
Hey, finger snap.
Snap, snap it up.
Eh, fuck no.
Snap it up, snap it up, snap it up, snap it up.
Boo!
Hey, I wanna boo him too.
He's got a tomato.
Yo, this is the unsauciest band I've ever seen.
Look at this band.
And everything is alright.
I got a beef with Kim.
You know that she could fuck all night.
Who asked for this folk version of this song?
First court, it's y'all playing basketball.
Why?
Oh my.
I'm a fan of the band.
I'm a fan of the band.
I'm a fan of the band.
I'm a fan of the band.
I'm a fan of the band. I'm a fan of the band. I'm a fan of the band. I'm a fan of the band. I'm a fan of the band. Who asked for this folk version of this song?
Why?
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Flag.
Throw the flag.
Throw the flag.
I didn't hear that the first time.
I didn't hear that either. Is he black? hear that either is he black is he allowed to say nigga
who gave him that pass
Web and Nitty
no Web and Nitty
now what
who is he
logic
I need to see a picture cause I'm with Flip
I have no idea who
sensibility
reason rational need to see a picture because I'm with Flip. I have no idea who. Sensibility. We don't know that song.
Reason.
Rational.
Let's get a picture of Logic for mail, please.
While y'all shall mail a picture of Logic,
Logic says that he's half black, Flip.
In a lot of his records, right?
And in a lot of his interviews
and anywhere that
he gets a chance.
If you have to continue to defend your blackness,
you not black.
You not.
Logic says that his dad is black.
Have we seen his dad?
He hadn't seen his dad.
They just told him?
He has no idea.
Yeah, he just saw a couple pictures,
heard at the family reunion.
You know your dad black, right?
Oh, what?
He heard that from some niggas in the hood.
He's not.
But listen, listen, listen, because I don't want them to think that I'm race baiting here.
I am not.
Let me make my problem with logic very clear because people be confused.
Logic is just not himself.
I just think that logic should be himself.
He panders to the black
community every other second well if that's the problem with panderers is that they always got
to find something new to pander to i had a beef with him since he did that 1-800 mental health
number shit the suicide i thought that was disgusting but i could have been wrong but ever
since then all of that martin luther king we have a dream, freedom fighter speech shit he be trying to do.
I don't buy it.
Now, I could be wrong in that.
Why don't you buy it?
Where do I begin with why I don't buy it?
I don't know where to begin with why I don't buy it.
begin with why I don't buy it if you I think that if you have to do so much pandering to make someone believe it then I think you're trying to make yourself believe it and if you're trying to make
yourself believe it then I think that maybe you had trouble with identification growing up okay
and if you had trouble with identification growing up then i think that that stems from somewhere like a lack
of a parent presence or somewhere else but you weren't born with that you got that from somewhere
so so him telling me his dad is black that don't really say nothing to me
could it doja cat telling me her dad is black don't tell me nothing right that don't tell me that you identify with your father's experience or that
side of you what you were raised by your white parent went to white schools around white kids
in a white part of town you were white white white so don't get a record deal now and beat me down
with your struggles when you get pulled over i get that i'm not the race police but i don't think
that logic struggles when it gets pulled over and there's nothing wrong with that but don't put it in a song yeah if every song is
yo i'm black like y'all he does reverse he does this reverse thing yo when i went to school they
bullied me and i'm sure that i believe that i believe that but when he says it he says it as if it's on equal footing
with the black struggle
and experience
the shit that you went through
it doesn't compare
I'm not saying there's not
a mixed kid
you know what's the upbringing
like shit that they go through
growing up
there is
but it ain't
it's not this
according to them that's some of my problem with logic
right so i know that you black and white come on give it to me i know where your line of questioning
was headed to my long pause was for a reason she tried she tried it you tried it girl
okay you heard it well what's your real problem with him? Why do you say that?
First of all, I'll say that the cover was fucking terrible.
It never needed to be done.
That's the bottom line.
Logic has an afro.
Or recently had an afro.
That's my problem with it. How current are those photos that you showed me?
Is that basically what he looks like right now?
Because he looks a little like Justin Timberlake back in the NSYNC days in those photos. This is all regular shit. Okay, so that's what he looks like right now because he looks a little like justin timberlake back in the instinct days in those photos this is all regular shit like you just okay so that's what he looks
like so he does look half black and half white he does look like like that and the to who to
melissa ford not to black people not to me not to me i i see a lot of black people i listen trust
me look blacker than him i listen i am hearing and look blacker than him. Listen, I am hearing.
They sound blacker than him.
I'm hearing in this room what a lot of biracial children seem to have an issue with in America.
Like, it's true.
Like, every time I encounter.
Who cares what day it is?
No, no, no, no.
That's a joke.
That's a joke.
That's a joke.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm shutting up. I'm shutting up. I'm in. Come on. Tell's a joke. That's a joke. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm shutting up.
I'm shutting up.
I'm in, man.
Come on.
Tell us about the biracial struggle in America.
I'm not going to...
Listen, I'm not fucking touching that shit with a 10-foot pole.
I'm just going to say...
You are because you brought it right into the door.
I'm saying...
But she's from Canada.
So what is the biracial struggle?
I don't know.
I'm saying what my observations have been.
My observations have been that biracial children always feel like they're forced to choose a side, but that they are not.
They're not white enough to be considered white.
They're not black enough to be considered black.
So they're kind of like in this just constant state of purgatory.
And like he's white enough to be considered white.
He's white enough to be.
I'm still waiting for to tell me where he looks black and white.
He looks half black and half white to me.
You know what
that's like i could listen i don't know i just saw pictures and who the fuck am i that i can't
talk about his experience of what he's been through i'm just telling you how i receive
his message yeah well one thing that i've noticed is that people who are like half black and half
white who feel like they've been forced to make a choice
here it goes okay they tend to be super militant in their ideology whether or not that's pandering
because they feel like they have to have this like a super hyper kind of sense of what their
identity is okay i'm just'm just going to fucking just...
Him and the music.
I want to punch him in his face.
Oh my God.
All right.
I think this cover was terrible.
I'm still on that.
And then there's that part.
So you want to make this all racial.
I'm not making this...
Fuck all that other shit.
This was uncalled for.
He's trash.
This was terrible.
Yeah, no.
The cover was terrible.
It shouldn't have been touched. First of all, he should have just rapped. Whatever that singing shit he was trash this was terrible yeah no the cover was terrible it should never
shouldn't have been touched first of all he should have just rapped that whatever the
singing shit he was doing if i'm gonna tell you the truth i'm gonna tell you the truth that
shouldn't be said anywhere go ahead don't repeat it but since this is a safe space where to god
i'm gonna say it to y'all your secret is that safe with us yeah if his talent was better
we would let him be biracial. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Hey.
That's what y'all tell me on the show.
That's what y'all tell me on the show.
I'm the greatest, yo.
You turn it up.
You turn it up.
I'm the greatest, yo.
Hey, listen.
If he was better, we would, what's that stupid shit black people be saying?
Let him in the cookout.
We so trained and conditioned.
Hey, we not, we speak in they language, talking about let him come to the cookout.
Why do y'all think we have a cookout?
Mel, as the biracial spokeswoman
Do you accept logic?
As our Canadian biracial spokeswoman
Do you accept logic into the biracial family?
No, no, no, no
I am not going to be the spokeswoman
For all biracial people
Fuck that
Absolutely not
And this is Yeah, I want to is yeah i want to hear you i
want to hear you okay this i can't i want you to go i promise you i can't on your little podcast
runs and say the word nigga because you are black are you do you shut him down
i feel like i know what he was trying to do here.
Hold on, where your black aunts and uncles?
Huh?
Where they at?
When's the last time you seen them, Logic?
Did you give them something for Thanksgiving?
Christmas?
Did you show them some love?
Huh?
Stop pandering with us.
Stop, because he'll go down to Oprah's school and start taking pictures with the kids.
Stop here. Come on. We don't let people. The last person that did that was to Oprah's school and start taking pictures with the kids. Stop, he'll...
We don't let people... The last person that did that was Mike...
We don't let people do that no more.
No, for real. He's going to start going to black churches,
taking pictures, Snapchatting shit.
You saw how Joe Biden acted at the black church.
Logic, this
band is trash. That whole shit is trash.
Your matching visual to this
is trash. Go back and watch the Ice Cube
It Was A Good Day video.
It was an amazing, great video.
This context, that's my beef with Logic.
It was.
This context to Ice Cube It Was a Good Day.
The verses, the song, the story, the experience.
And he, of all songs to choose to cover,
chooses that one.
Back to pandering to relate
as if your experience is any,
and I'm not taking away
from your biracial experience.
Right.
I'm sure that there's some of that.
I don't know.
You can tell that story.
But Ice Cube is not talking
about that experience in this song.
At all.
No.
He talking about something
a lot more weighted to me. I think, well, not to me, to hip hop. Yes. Mm-mm. No. Mm-mm. He talking about something a lot more weighted to me.
I think, well, not to me,
to hip-hop.
Yes.
It's received that way.
If you start coming
into hip-hop houses
talking about,
let me tell you about
my biracial experience,
niggas ain't gonna try you.
Niggas gonna throw rocks at you.
I know.
Stone them.
I am.
Oh, please.
You was welcomed with open arms.
No.
Sit down.
Sit down, little Miss Mamas.
Yeah.
Fuck you, Wells Bell. Don't try to fucking identify. You was welcomed. I'm just Sit down, little miss mamas Don't try to fucking identify
You was welcomed
You were in the Step in the Name of Love video
I actually am not
I am in happy motherfucking people
I mean happy people
Yes, I am in happy people
Yeah, you know
You were accepted
Huh?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My experiences were completely different
Because I grew up in Canada
I know, I know
Listen
Cue it up, Joe
Wait a second
Come on, tell us about Canada
I fucking not
You turned on America so quick.
I'm not turning on America.
Listen, I've lived in two different countries.
I'm sorry.
I did that wrong.
Listen, I have observations based on my lived experiences.
I am actually quite a good, I'm a great hockey player.
I got a hockey hat.
I got a hockey jacket.
Oh, there you go.
You're Canadian too today.
No.
Anyways, it's a terrible fucking song.
It's a terrible cover.
It go.
And she said,
Oh, that's my part.
I'm sorry.
It's like the Canadian
national anthem.
Now I gotta let the hook go.
Now in honor of Mel.
In honor of Mel now
We letting it rock
Not too much on Mel
The biracial
You know what
That's like
It's like a trigger here
You can't talk about
Your biracial experience
You can
No you really can't
I'm not talking about this room
I'm just talking about
Like that shit is a
Lightning rod for controversy.
Like, just listening to people with their experiences and then how black folks feel about biracial people.
I don't want Siri to sit out.
I'm going to say this and then get right up out of there.
Okay.
Please, thank you.
Yeah, I'm going to say it and get out of here.
Yeah, absolutely.
But you got to watch it with her.
This is the same thing when, like, you do know that?
I just want to tell the room.
She gets triggered. While Ish is not here, I'm going to talk behind his back. This is Ish Jr. watching her this is the same thing when you do know that i just want to tell the room while
ish is not here i'm gonna talk behind his back this is junior she will unpack the unpacked bag
that you unpacked so look man what you saying sounds to me like the same complaint i hear when
the colorist topic comes up when black women talk about what they experience and then here comes the
the or darker skinned women talk about what they experience and and then here comes the, or darker skinned women talk about what they experienced,
and then here comes the light skinned girls
and say, hey, guess what?
It happened to me too.
It's like, yeah, it did, but it wasn't this.
So we don't really give a fuck.
Okay, and this is-
And I'm not trying to-
No, no, no.
Yo, you got a cook show?
I hear this.
Because you are cooking right now.
You're cooking with ice.
How do you even do it?
It's going around to your pocket.
HGTV, holla at me, man.
Food Network.
Oh, y'all.
Cooking with ice.
How do you do it?
Shit.
He laughed at me.
Nah, cooking with ice.
That's my idea.
Food Network.
Last thing I'll say on that.
All that is is oppression Olympics.
That's literally it.
Everybody is always comparing whose pain is greater.
And it does not move the conversation.
The needle just stays exactly put.
And it's gross.
So that's why I don't even want to continue the conversation.
It's not even fun.
You know what I mean?
It's not even fun.
Every time I see it online, I bow the fuck out.
I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Because you can't win it, little Miss Fine Mamas.
I mean, I don't.
You can't win the oppression Olympics.
I feel like nobody can win.
You know what I mean?
I feel like nobody can win
because you're comparing pain against pain against pain
and pain and trauma is a perception.
You know what I mean?
I feel what you're saying.
Yeah.
Not that ass.
Yeah, so like you can't tell me
that you feel more pain than I do because you don't know me and you can't tell me that you feel more pain
than I do
because you don't know me
and I don't know you
I can't say the same thing
to you
you know
and so
all we need is one mic
all I need is one mic
yeah
no dead ass
if I've ruled the world
and everything in it
the sky's the limit
I push a key
okay and the song itself is so terrible logic stop it yeah I've ruled the world and everything in it. Sky's the limit. I push a key.
And the song itself is so terrible.
Logic, stop it.
Yeah.
I'm still back on that.
I'm still back on that.
Like, all other topics aside, that song is tough. Logic, I didn't even mean to start this with you.
I didn't know that you would start the week off being so egregiously bad and horrible.
And corny.
But don't you think he's like...
And corny.
Yo, there's levels to corny, yo.
This corny debate that's going on that I started.
You started it.
You did do that.
There's levels to corny, I think.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Wait.
You think you won?
Hold on one second here.
I said that.
You did.
I'm the one that said that there was levels to corny.
Oh, don't back him up.
All the credit.
You need something for somebody.
Wow. She did, though. She said it. All the credit back You need something for somebody. Wow.
She didn't know she had a credit vacuum.
She said it.
That's a Hoover.
That's one of them good ones.
Sorry.
Okay, look.
Keep going.
Okay, corny.
Levels to corny.
No, they are.
I forgot what I was getting at with that.
Some shit be cornier than other shit.
Because I'm cool.
I'm on the corny list,
but I'm a cool corny.
I can't relate to none of that corny shit these guys are talking about.
I can't.
I cannot.
My bad, Mr. Cool.
You corny, too.
You just have your own.
Yeah, you do some corny shit.
You do some corny shit, bro.
We all have.
As corny as y'all.
Yo.
It's levels to corny.
Okay, okay.
It's levels to corny.
Well, I'm like, I'm not orny.
Pause.
I'm not all that.
I'm just.
Why did you just fidget?
You might be a little horny to us.
Yeah.
No, but why does she fidget at that?
I'm fine.
No.
It don't work on us.
Don't.
He's not here.
Leave me out of it.
He's not here.
A little tricks, right?
Yeah.
That shit don't.
He's not here.
Yeah, he's not here.
The rest of us is like normal men.
Like, yo, why are you acting that way?
Is everything all right?
Are you itching?
We're uncomfortable.
Pause.
Flagrant fucking foul.
Yes.
And that's corny how you play with it.
That's corny.
Mel's my sister.
You got to get your shit off.
I ain't mad.
Get your shit off.
Thank you.
Chris Rock.
Let's do it.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, Chris.
We had the first liveflix stand-up special whatever
the fuck that means somebody tell me what that means before we start netflix stole youtube's um
method netflix showing youtube that we're bigger than you and we're going to do
it's different though yeah i don't think so because there's no like commentating or anything
nope which is again this is all the platforms have been doing
this um amazon prime did it apple did it like these streaming platforms are trying to find a
way to introduce live one-off events to their to their subscribers that's just this is the next
step of okay first it was get the back catalog. Right. Then it was develop original content.
Right.
Now it's, we got to partner with somebody and do a live show.
This is just the next step.
We're going back.
So we're just going back to TV.
Going back to television.
But why is that important to them?
That's the question.
Because Netflix is still, well, I'm not going to say where, in terms of streaming, they
are the, like somebody will say,
yo,
we,
we,
yeah,
yeah.
We're watching,
like you say,
Google,
you can be using any search engine,
but Google is this attached,
replace the word.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
No,
I'm just,
Google is a verb now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Netflix is that.
So they gotta be the,
we gotta be in this mix too.
I'm saying that when YouTube introduced YouTube live,
I'm saying that when YouTube introduced YouTube Live, they urged their creators over there for some reason.
They did the same thing with YouTube Shorts.
They just keep introducing tech and urging people to use it.
I could kind of get why YouTube wants to do that, I guess, even though everybody's over there, too.
On Netflix, with streaming, the Parksters point about them going back to TV now,
this was my beef when they started that whole,
we're dropping streaming episodes episodically now, weekly.
Because now you're taking us right back to TV land with,
hey, at this day, this time, I have to be in front of my TV.
What are they leveraging with their live numbers?
That is a good question. I didn't catch it live, but I saw it afterward. That was going to be in front of my TV. What are they leveraging with their live numbers? That is a good question.
I didn't catch it live.
I caught it live. But I saw it afterward.
That's going to be my next question.
Can you still watch it?
I watched it afterward.
And it was just a little funny with the stopping of it and rewinding and fast forwarding.
That was just funnier than it wasn't normal.
Oh, okay.
Do you think that they're going to start incorporating ads into the-
Well, they've been saying they're doing that.
Netflix has already introduced the ad tier.
Oh.
They've already done it.
Okay.
Here we go.
They've introduced the ad tier.
But we're talking about the ads, like how the Super Bowl does it or those type of ads
and the commercials.
Do you think they're going to do commercials in the middle of the live shows?
Probably not in the live.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe like a box to the side or something like football does it now.
Split screen. Yeah, split screen. You're still you're still on the camera still on the field and then they'll
pull a small commercial up for 10 seconds yo what if this is just entertain my crazy brain for a
second i have nothing to substantiate any i'm just imagining what if our view was more valuable on different days for them I think that's
a possibility
there you go
yeah
you know like
I wonder why that would be
you know like
in the ad game
it would make sense
was there anything
happening Saturday
huh
was there anything
event wise
there was a UFC fight
I think
UFC fight
Rolling Loud was streaming
Rolling Loud was out
I didn't even know
that was happening
I'm just trying to think what would make them pick that day to think. UFC fight. Rolling Loud was streaming. Rolling Loud was out. I didn't even know that was happening.
I'm just trying to think what would make them pick that day to... Stand-up comedy
Saturday makes sense. You don't want to...
Less people probably would be inclined to watch that on
a Monday. Like you get a bunch
of people sit around and watch the... That's what we did.
I think because of the fact that there wasn't that
much going on. There was nothing to compete
with it. It's not like Oscars
was on. No major event. Super Bowl, All-Star, everything was already done. There was nothing to compete with it. It's not like Oscars was on. No major of it.
No major.
Super Bowl, All-Star, everything was already done.
There was nothing in its way.
So it could really actually get the most eyeballs
because there was nothing else really going on
in competition with it.
Okay, so Netflix uses one of our biggest comedians
and one of his biggest moments to introduce new tech for them.
And not just that.
Netflix has been bleeding subscribers.
What does bleeding mean for the older people and me?
Losing.
Just losing.
Losing.
So losing at like a fast rate.
So let's do something to bring them back.
Did everybody say that?
Did they say it?
That's what they said.
I talked today the other day.
It was cocksources.
It was cocksources.
Cocksources.
And this is Disney Plus came from.
Yeah, Disney Plus been kicking ass.
And then you start to see, you know.
Well, they also just haven't had shit on Netflix in a while.
That's been.
So now let's go.
We have to deal with Chris Rock.
We know this.
Yeah.
We have to deal with Dave Chappelle.
We know this.
So let's go.
Granted, everybody's waiting for him to address this issue.
I think they got an Eddie Murphy deal, too.
I think that was announced.
No?
My memory's bad, but I think so.
I think it was, yeah.
With who?
Fact check it yourself, you guys out there.
Don't blame me.
Fact check, fact check.
I could see Netflix like, hey, listen, we need the exclusive on your story.
You're not going to go sit with nobody.
You're not going to go.
Because y'all know I saw Chris Rock live last year oh yeah was this
show the same this was about 70 to 75 percent the same he did some tweaks he moved some stuff around
but that one line where he said about with his daughters and stuff how he got his daughter
kicked out of school he said that joke and then well while he was live he was like and they won't
know about this until they watch this on Netflix so now he's actually on Netflix saying it you get him saying so it's
like yeah we're gonna pay you to address these things right here and we can pull
in some subscribers because hey they've been not losing but they've been losing
subscribers in the streaming battle okay so how do how do how did everyone feel
about the actual performance and Chris Rock?
I was a little weighted because, like I said, I heard a lot of it previously.
So I didn't like, I don't really, if it's not a top, a 10 out of 10 stand up,
watching it a second time, I'm not going to be laughing like that.
Right, right.
So I was, all right.
It's not like it was, most of the material, at least on my first listen, wasn't like deep where something like Chappelle where you go back and miss it.
Yeah, you might miss some stuff.
This was very surface.
I was just waiting for the negative shit.
As was everybody.
Yeah, I wanted him to address the Will Smith situation, and he did, and that's what I was
waiting for.
Were you satisfied by it, Paul?
I was in the middle.
I was biracial about it.
You're logical about it. You're illogical about it.
Y'all good.
I see what you did.
Both of them.
I'm learning from you.
I'm learning from you, rapper.
Oh, thanks.
How did you feel about it, man?
Um, I thought that the first half of it
was boring as fuck.
I'm with you on that.
And I literally would have preferred watching beige paint dry on the fucking wall.
Why beige?
Because that's how boring it was fucking.
Because it's biracial looking.
Oh, wow.
You guys are shitty.
Biracial.
Here comes whiskey and Ebert.
All right, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
Yeah, no, I couldn't even get,
I couldn't get to the good parts of what you say
because you guys said it finished strong.
That's like Apple.
You turned it off?
I absolutely, I went the fuck to bed.
Damn.
Yeah, it was.
It was 10 o'clock on a Saturday.
Interesting.
There's a big win.
That's a win.
That's a snapshot into
the way Melly Mel's life is fucking going
right now. Okay, I'm just gonna
let that bus drive the fuck by. Anyways,
I hate it.
Bye.
Bye.
She is tight.
That's our job to say the bus is tight.
She is tight.
I didn't mean to touch on a sensitive subject.
My bad.
You don't want to get away with that, Bob.
Ain't nobody touching on nothing else sensitive.
That's right.
I am.
JVP, JVP, if I were to be without the JVP.
Yes, I am tightly wound.
Hey, yo.
Okay.
Fam.
I'm going to leave you.
Hey, that shit may fly in Canada, all right, little miss lady?
You throw a lot of sex when the windows are.
Like, you got to chill.
Do I?
Yes.
No.
I'd be uncomfortable.
That's what you hear?
I'm very uncomfortable.
Listen, hey, don't sue me.
Fuck you.
Okay, listen.
Okay, so anyways, I didn't like it.
I didn't like it.
You should have stuck with it.
Yeah, the industry would kill me if I sued Melissa Ford for that.
I ain't going to lie.
See, that's a double standard.
Niggas can't do it.
I'm going on the stand for you.
I'm going to lose all my street credit.
We can't do it, though.
We can't do it.
She was the worst.
What a nightmare to work with. She made it so awkward every day
Sex this, sex that
Disgusting
Sex this, sex that
Disgusting
But what I did see
I saw clips after the fact
And of course he talks about
Oh my god, how's Malice?
Alright, I'm here all week
I saw the clips of Will and Jada
blah blah blah. So you guys
are going to have to fill me in on what happened there.
I mean, he went in.
He went in. Was that the best
part of the stand of the show?
Was the Will and Jada thing?
Because he talks more about less about the slapping.
For those who was looking for that, yes.
I was kind of looking for that and I was entertained by that part.
I don't know if I would say it was my favorite.
There was probably deeper shit.
The abortion shit was deeper.
That was the funniest shit in the world to me.
And I saw people highly upset over those jokes.
They know sensitivity.
Selective.
Outrage.
I feel like the Will and Jada situation, you know, he addressed it accordingly.
Yeah.
I mean, you it accordingly I liked it
Nigga shit
You can't say that but nigga shit
Shit was trash
That shit was trash
Listen
I think that it had it's highs and it's lows
I'm not on the male train of it's just horrible
I laughed
I laughed at the abortion part
I laughed at him saying part. That's true.
I laughed at him saying women should have the right
to kill a baby
up until they're four years old.
That was funny.
That was worth
the price of admission for me.
I laughed at the Meghan Markell
tyrant.
That whole bit
about the royal family.
And that interview she went on
where she was like,
oh my God,
there's some racists like dog. Yeah, nigga. That's the royal family and that interview she went on where she was like oh my god there's some racists
like dog
yeah
nigga
that's the royal
family
family
all of that
they are the
sugar hill gang
of racism
that was hilarious
to me
that was funny
but in terms
of what was bad
that was easily
the worst
closing joke
I've ever heard
in a stand up
yeah that was bad
that was pretty bad worst than bad what was the closing joke they asked him why he a stand-up. Yeah, that was bad. That was pretty bad.
Can I ask what it was?
Worst and bad.
What was the closing joke?
They asked him why
he didn't do anything back
and he was like,
because I have parents.
I was raised,
and they taught me
don't fight in front
of white people
and then just slam the mic.
That's not a mic drop.
That was not a mic drop.
I don't think that was
the mic drop
that he thought it was.
It wasn't.
Also, for me,
I know other people
enjoyed the Will Smith part.
He saved it till the end
for a reason.
He made his fucking money off the Will Smith part, but for me, I know other people enjoyed the Will Smith part. He saved it till the end for a reason. He made his fucking money off the Will Smith part.
But for me, that was disgusting.
It wasn't funny.
Which part?
It was lazy.
All of it.
All of it.
The whole using all of the Will Smith puns, the summertime, concussion, emancipation.
We've done that for a year.
News flash out there. The people on Twitter and socials are funny.
They really, really, really, really, really funny.
So now the funny people got to be funny.
That was just for me, I'm saying.
That didn't move the needle for me.
Not to have waited a year.
Not for it to be y'all acted last year like y'all had
top secret information that the government was hiding it was mom's the word keep chris rock low
low low then you announced the tour sold your tour in the back of this let me not say that i think it
would have sold out anyway but but people came out it helps yeah it spiked tickets, and people came out to hear that. So now here we are a year later, and that's your big reveal?
I thought that part was trash.
I thought that all of his transgender jokes were trash.
Not because I think transgender jokes are trash.
I thought his transgender jokes were trash.
I felt like he was trying to out-Dave Dave.
Out-Dave Dave. Absolutely. Like, I can do this like you did it, but without getting in trouble. jokes were trash i felt like he was trying to uh uh out dave dave out dave dave absolutely like i
do this like you did it but without getting in trouble he seemed like his elevator is stuck
between dave chappelle and kevin hart it sounded like when they all at the dinner table like
reaching for shit he's reaching for something in between them that's what it feels like for me but that whole uh that whole bit about
sometimes I prefer transgender women to original recipe like when you're
watching a football game they can read defenses they're like oh shit look
that's a cover too that was the French worthy somewhere else and had something
funny but that was a friend here cringe worthy level bad. He could have took that somewhere else and had something funny. That was cringe-worthy level bad for me.
Like, the highs were highs, but the bads were...
I didn't like that he wasn't standing ten toes in whatever the messy joke was, right?
Like, he would put it on his brother.
Like, me, I love everybody because I'm a creator.
But my brothers are drunk drivers.
So they would look at mom a little different,
dad a little different if dad became.
Yeah, yeah.
I would have to jump in and tell my family,
hey, no, leave that alone.
Mom is dad.
She's your dog.
Chris Rock.
Yeah, that was bad.
You're Chris Rock.
That was bad.
Now on the flip, you're Chris Rock. Is it possible, and again, this is Chris Rock Yeah that was bad You Chris Rock That was bad Now on the flip You Chris Rock
Is it possible
And again
This is Chris Rock
Legend
We know who he is
Cause he
Cause he emailed that in
Like yo
I know the bag is there
I know I'm getting top
They wanna hear from me
It's Netflix
Alright cool
Let me write some shit
And just
I think it was a lot of pressure
On him though
I think it was a lot of pressure I don't think he was pressured Like that You know I and just... I think it was a lot of pressure on him, though. I think it was a lot of pressure.
I don't think he was pressured like that.
You know, we have to agree or disagree.
I think he had a lot of pressure.
I think that it wasn't his best.
I can agree with that, not being his best.
I'm just saying, do you think it was even going into it?
It wasn't.
Do you think going into it, it was, you know what?
I think it was a lot of pressure.
Whatever.
You know, trying to...
Our community has been on his ass about getting slapped and not doing nothing.
That plays in his mind.
He's still black.
He's still one of us.
Pressure from Netflix.
Not knowing what to say, not knowing if it sounds good.
I think that, you know, at that moment, even though we...
Because a lot of people watched it.
I watched it to hear the nigga shit.
And the ones that watched it to hear the nigga shit, it was funny, but we didn't want to hear that.
You don't want to drop the mic to that.
But see, even that, though.
The ending was horrible.
Look at his last, let's say, three stand-ups.
It ain't nigga shit.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, that's not the comedian that he is today.
He's not really stepping out into full nigga shit.
When you get punched or slapped in the face in the Oscars,
you're listening to black people. White folks,
we felt bad for him. He was more listening to us.
Nigga, you got slapped, you ain't do nothing.
That was the response. You know why I didn't do
nothing? Didn't he get up there and ask?
He got that back from the white folks. But he was responding to us.
Yeah, but that don't just make it okay. Chris Rock, for me,
you was wealthy already.
And you reminded me,
in case I forgot forgot the whole second
half you told me that your kids are spoiled you told me that uh i like that joke i love my wife
my wife got just as much money as me and she ain't funny at all i really like that that was funny i
like that like i had moments i like it just the lows were really low i hated him. I hated his Kardashian bit about
I don't even remember that one.
The Kardashians about if you want
some white in-laws and got no problem with you
bringing the black person home off the
Meghan Markle shit. Oh, yeah, yeah.
You gotta go to the Kardashians.
They'll take the
bipolar. They'll take the bipolar
rapper. They'll take the crackhead basketball
player. I didn't like all that.
I also didn't like him saying Beyonce's
name for five minutes
and where he went with it. He's too
great. In my mind,
Chris Rock is too great for those jokes
to have landed the way they did and to have to use
Beyonce is beautiful.
No, no, no.
Beyonce is beautiful. Nigga, we know Beyonce is beautiful. We, no, no. Beyonce is beautiful.
Nigga, we know Beyonce is beautiful.
We've watched her grow up as well.
Beyonce's so beautiful, if she worked in
McDonald's, she could bag Jay-Z.
But on the flip side,
if Jay-Z
worked in McDonald's,
he couldn't bag Beyonce.
Well, thanks
for that, Christopher.
In water is wet, motherfucking news.
That's what I thought, too.
That was what it was that I wasn't enjoying.
It wasn't just that I thought that it was boring.
It was that I didn't believe him.
That's what it was.
I was getting this feeling.
I was watching this person.
I was just like, these jokes aren't landing because I don't believe you you know what I mean and it's like it's hard to kind of unpack that but it's
just I didn't feel he was you'll find a way I just plainly said I did not feel he was convicted to
what he was saying and I think that a lot of his jokes were very low-hanging fruit, and that's cheap.
That's a cheap form of humor
for somebody as great as him.
Gotcha.
And that was why I was,
that's why I was watching it
and saying, fuck this shit.
I'm not even going to fucking watch
any more of it,
because it wasn't, I just,
it was trash to me.
And I only saw the first half,
but that was my pervasive feeling
while I was watching it. I was like, this is bullshit. So the whole thing is trash, but only saw the first half, but that was my, that was my pervasive feeling while I was watching it.
I was like,
this is bullshit.
So the whole thing is trash,
but you saw the first half.
I only saw the first half,
so that's why I was asking
how the second half went.
She wanted to make sure
she saw as much as they paid
her for good hair,
you know?
Wow.
Sorry.
Shady.
That was crazy.
I was hating.
I don't know what that means.
Okay,
what that means is
I was in Chris Rock's
documentary,
Good Hair.
Why do you know that? I know Hair. Why do you know that?
I know everything.
He researched all of us.
I know everything about everybody.
You winning credits for that?
Yes.
I went and promoted it in Toronto with him.
Well, that don't mean choosing credits.
No, I'm there.
I'm, you know.
You told him, get out of here.
No, I'm in it.
She's going to make sure she gets credits.
So you got a Chris Rock beef?
That's why you ain't running for it?
I know.
That's the thing is you have to be able to criticize people that you admire and people
that you're fans of.
You can't always think that everything somebody does is fucking great because that's pandering.
That's cap.
That's caping.
Fuck that.
So you got to be able to criticize the people that you say that you admire and that you're
fans of.
That's right.
I'm a Giants fan.
Do I think that they're
always the greatest team?
Fuck no.
You know what I mean?
But that's my team.
I love them.
You're still going to rock with them.
I'm still going to rock with them
even when they're fucking trash.
You know what I mean?
So it's the same kind of thing.
So I can call out Chris Rock
for this being mediocre at best.
The Giants like the NFL football team
or is that a CFL?
Bite me.
Oh, my bad.
Do you guys,
one question before we wrap this up.
Do you guys think Chris,
not Chris.
Take your time.
Chris Rock has reached his,
sorry.
That word was fucking him up.
She said,
bite me.
My mind got distracted.
Then I had to go fight
for what I was saying.
Do you guys think that
Chris Rock reached his peak? Do you guys think that Chris Rock reached his peak?
Do you guys think that,
you know,
can he get any more funny?
Can he go back to the Chris Rock?
In the stand-up arena?
Yeah, the stand-up arena.
I think he's peaked.
I think he peaked in the stand-up arena.
Yeah, he peaked.
Been peaked.
I think he might be okay with that.
Yeah.
I think if you could take his name out,
if you ask that same question about anybody,
I think everybody's answer is, yeah, nah, he peaked for sure.
Them niggas are such natural haters.
I've never heard that question go the other way.
Nah, he got a bright future.
Nah, he got some shit coming.
I was just talking about somebody, and I was like, I don't think they peaked yet, because
it seems like they keep getting better.
I'm trying to remember who the fuck it was.
I don't think they should peaked.
I'm just having a conversation about this.
John Barrett.
Oh, yeah, we're going
to talk about John Barrett.
It's open.
Y'all got to really, really,
really like and love the person
for y'all to just get
totally oblivious to shit
and start sounding stupid.
Like, remember I came in
and asked y'all about The Rock
being 50 years old
and looking like that
and being on steroids?
And he was like,
nah, it's possible.
Nah, he could do it.
That's the rock, though.
I know.
It's the rock.
It's the rock.
I know.
And his elevation is crazy.
I know.
He was him in wrestling.
Then he became him in Hollywood.
Yo, I'll never forget the day
my whole outlook on podcasts
had changed.
I came to work with the old crew
and I said, yo,
Azalea Banks is cooking dead cats.
Yeah, but ain't change.
And what's her religion?
Wait, what's her?
All right.
God, never mind.
Never mind.
It changed forever for me.
The Rock just looked like that.
That's my man, too. Y'all know I love The Rock. I've been a me. The Rock just looked like that. That's my man, too.
Y'all know I love The Rock.
I've been a fan of The Rock since I was a kid.
Look, I better relax.
I love The Rock.
The Rock is fire.
Oh, come on, he's married.
Why did you go in that direction?
I said he's married.
What does that have to do with you as a man?
Nothing.
You think I would hit on a nigga that's not married?
See?
He's a.
You make it awkward.
I'm going to make it awkward.
Excuse me?
Come on.
Excuse me?
Using an R. Kelly video.
He's going to get his ass off.
Don't laugh too hard.
Don't laugh too hard now.
Come on, move it right along.
Move it right along.
What were we moving right along?
John Morant.
John Morant.
We can stay with Chris.
I don't know if there's any more deep diving to pick out of Chris, though.
I thought it was pretty good.
It was decent.
It was his best stand-up in a while.
Shout out to Chris Rock.
For me.
I'm not saying best ever.
I'm saying in a while.
His last couple have been the best. It was the best out of His Netflix stand ups to me
The first thing is
The difference is that
You know what I'm saying
You white
We black
So we may look at things
From two different lenses
Oh maybe so
Maybe so
I'm race baiting
Fuck out of here
That's my man
Yo you know how
You know how you know that
Your transgender jokes was whack
They not mad
They not protesting
They not mad
They not protesting They not mad? They not mad.
They not protesting.
They not lined up.
They not in front of your house.
He smoked that one when he was like,
ladies, if you have to pay for your own abortion,
you should get an abortion.
That whole abortion bit was great. He smoked that abortion bit, yo.
That was funny.
He said he paid.
I promise you, I paid for more abortions than every woman in here.
I was thinking as soon as he said, they say it's a woman's matter.
I was like, shit.
It is, but I mean.
That's Jonathan from the hood.
It's our matter, too, a little bit.
How much women we had to bribe when we were younger?
How much women we had to bribe when we were younger?
I didn't do bribing because I was so bad at, like, women were smarter than me.
They are.
So when they came and had to talk, like, yo, I'm late.
Like, an unseasoned person would be like, all right.
What you doing?
What's going on?
Hold on.
Yo, yo, yo.
Open the door, yo.
All right, is it a murderer?
Who?
All right, I'm going to send somebody to the door.
All right.
Look how that goes.
What am I saying?
What was I saying just now?
You were saying that you women are smarter.
Oh, yeah, so when they was coming with the whole I'm late thing, I didn't know to pretend and fake and console and be warm like when I was 21 you were
like Ben actually I don't think that was my first yeah I was 17 18 that wasn't the coolest talk
when I was 17 18 that's the art that you gotta kind of I'm trying to watch my words. That's an art that you have to kind of...
Yeah, I'm going to shut up.
It's an art to be able to handle that when a woman comes to you and says,
yo, I'm late, and you say, how late?
And it's like, nah, real late.
Like, late like, that shit ain't...
It's fucking my whole schedule up.
I don't know what's going on.
I shouldn't only be here.
I know my body, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, I know my shit.
My brother's here is going to walk the line. To keep it real,
when a woman come and say she was late at the time
when we were younger, we trying to understand.
All right, so what you going to do? That's the first question.
But that's fucked up. But that's wrong.
You have to learn that that's wrong.
It was extremely wrong. All right, so what you going to do
is a horrible way.
It was extremely wrong, but it doesn't hide the fact that it happened.
That's a lot of men
had said that.
A lot.
From our neighborhood,
from where we,
what are you going to do?
What are we doing?
And we try to bribe
and, you know,
use these tactics
to, you know,
get the baby.
I started doing the opposite.
Like, after a few years,
it was,
all right,
so you want a baby?
Oh, shit.
You think you're ready for that?
I'm like, Andre,
look at yourself.
Yo.
Look at yourself.
Look at your life.
Look at our situation.
Look at your homegirl.
Come on.
Look at your squad.
Look at everything.
Look what they're doing.
You want a baby
in your fucking mess of a life, bitch?
That's fucked up.
See, that's crazy.
That's a joke.
It's a joke.
There was a man
at the beginning. You still got a little drop
at the top of the pond
yeah
alright
but there was a man
there was a man
in the
online
that had seven baby mothers
with seven children
and he stated that
he's not taking any responsibility
for the kids
because he
told the women
that he didn't want the children
the beginning of that
is why I love the internet
there was a man some guy you don't lie He told the women that he didn't want the children. The beginning of that is why I love the internet.
There was a man.
Some guy.
He may or may not have been lying into his phone. Seven kids, seven baby moms.
We don't know his name.
Planned Parenthood is Queen's flip.
ISO on me.
We need you to have a dialogue for when unplanned pregnancies happen so people don't have to offend others.
Please.
Planned Parenthood.
You mean you want the talking
points? Yes, please. We need
planned dialogues.
I've never seen a white person in Planned Parenthood.
What? That's not true.
I'm talking about in Jersey City.
I'm not saying they never go.
In Jersey City right there on Bergen Avenue?
No, sir. I see them white
moms bringing their daughters in there.
And they never get judged.
But let me tell you. No they do. But wait, wait, wait.
Oh no, they get judged. The motherfuckers standing out front?
Oh, the protesters. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, let me tell you what I heard.
Let me tell you what I heard.
Today, the little
abortion place where they give out the
abortion pills,
it's packed in there.
All ages, races, all ethnicities.
It's grandmas.
They in there.
So I heard.
But that ain't the funny part.
That ain't the funny part.
The funny part is, guess who's right outside, I heard.
Who?
The anti-abortion people.
That's what we were just talking about.
That's it.
They outside. They stand right outside. That's what we were just talking about. They outside.
That's better.
That's better.
They attack you on the walk-in.
They try to guilt you on the walk-in.
And don't wear mink.
Don't wear mink.
Yo, if you're wearing mink to the abortion.
Black people shit.
Have your baby.
Have your baby.
Nigga move. You do not your baby. Nigga move.
You do not know
that the nigga I'm fucking.
If you knew this nigga,
you would force me in there.
You do not want me
to have a baby
with this nigga I've been fucking.
They try to go wrong.
People need to mind their business.
This is so wrong.
Run up to you
and give it out some pamphlets
and shit.
Shouldn't be no anti-abortion man
out there making women
do some shit with their bodies? Oh wait, that's the other thing about Chris Ross. He don pamphlets and shit. Boy, shouldn't be no anti-abortion man out there making women do some shit with their bodies.
Oh, wait, that's the other thing about Chris Ross.
He don't stand in his shit.
He talking about something.
And sometimes, I'm pro-life.
I mean, I ain't got no choice.
I ain't got no choice.
I got two daughters.
I'm pro-they life.
Wait a second.
No.
He stumped me.
He stumped me in bed.
What the fuck does that mean
Chris Rock
What does that mean
He's walking the line
I got kids too though
Nigga stop
I'm pro life
I'm pro they life
Go ahead
No I'm out
I'm out
That shit was ass
When it comes to sponsorship
He would never stand
In the shit
That's why I fuck with Dave, man.
I think I know what he meant.
Huh?
I think I know what he meant.
Go ahead.
That's what he meant.
We can't hear you.
I think I know what he meant.
What did he mean, man?
The joke.
That's not funny.
He's like, I'm pro their life, so if they come home pregnant from some bum ass motherfucker,
please get rid of that shit.
That's what I feel like the joke meant.
It's gross.
It doesn't last.
I also didn't like how he spoke about his callback to Draymond Green.
Yeah, he used him quite a bit.
I didn't like his callbacks at all, really.
I didn't think his smoothie, free smoothie from the abortion clinic when you get enough
abortion free, I didn't think that callback was why would it be a smooth well no he should have got a free abortion after
i think i get the free smooth well that part is fine but the callback that he did later on with
the smoothie thing it just wasn't good or confident i wish i remembered it verbatim so i could tell
y'all but it was really really bad uh i didn't like his draymond green callback either he mentioned there's steph curry black there's draymond green black that part is fine then later
in the show when he's talking about uh the black that you want that you want your kid to be he's
like we all check to see if it was that ass if that draymond assy wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait don't do that like don't do that do that. And that's what people, that's people's beef about Chris Rock.
Sometimes how he plates black humor for white people is what they, that's one of their criticisms of him.
I saw that a lot.
Yo, he's telling these cringy ass jokes up here about us in front of a predominantly white world.
But is he trying?
That whole you making me root for master thing
would emancipate.
He did it a few times in the shit.
But I get where they're going with that.
But who is he catering to?
Not us.
That's the point.
I can't say that.
That's what the criticism is, I think.
Okay, I don't think he's catering to us.
Like I said, I only wanted to see what he said
about a nigga getting up on stage
and slapping him in front of millions of white folks.
That's what I wanted to see what he said about a nigga getting up on stage and slapping him in front of millions of white folks. That's what I wanted to hear.
His brother got crazy, you know, and all that stuff.
We wanted to hear that.
Nigga, what you going to do?
He made me wait a year for that.
That was blue balls.
You was better off going to his crib and sitting outside his crib and doing a stand-up out there.
Let us see something.
Let us feel something.
You got slapped.
Ice, you saw him doing stand-up out there let us say so let us see something let us feel something you got slapped ice you saw him on on doing stand-up before this was was the ending like the the will
smith jokes and all that stuff was that in there like in his stand-up it was it was much lighter
like he didn't he didn't go in the full like like he did this so he didn't do the august alcina
entanglement commentary as well he didn didn't do the emancipation joke.
He didn't do the
concussion joke.
He didn't do the
summertime joke.
He just
like touched on it.
Netflix licensed that.
Pause, yo.
They licensed that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They licensed that.
Okay, Netflix.
You know what else
I didn't like?
Now that I'm on
a hater tantrum now,
I didn't like him
up there saying,
Will Smith,
that's some bitch
nigga shit.
You hit me a dude you know you can beat.
What?
I saw a lot of niggas mad at that line.
Why?
He's bigger than me.
Because how do I know that Will Smith can beat up Chris Rock?
You see how big he is and look at how little.
That means absolutely.
That's kind of an assumption.
That would be an assumption.
Yeah.
Or maybe not for him.
Men don't make that assumption.
Maybe they know each other, Men don't make that assumption.
Maybe they know each other, so he just has that intel.
But hearing it, hearing him say, yo, you know you can beat me up.
That's a bitch shit that you did that.
Well, no, nigga.
If you knew that, then you should have probably walked a little more carefully if you knew that.
That is true, too.
I don't like the victim role. I told y'all that there's this victim championing soft nigga shit going on out here.
And then there's the flip side of that where he was actually standing up there screaming,
hey, I never took the victim role.
That was so crazy.
I don't like the victim role.
And it's like, on one hand, you're saying, no, you didn't.
But when you sit here and say, you hit me, the person you're bigger than you know you could beat.
Like, basically, what do y'all expect me to do?
I'm playing the victim role. And let me ask a question the victim role does it affect will
smith more by him saying that no no i think it helped how about you i think it helped well now
oh you didn't help well now we're like all right nigga enough is enough i see you come on slap him
again okay all right slap that nigga oh so you didn't learn because now that now slap him again
because that's the other thing i also didn't learn. Because now that's... Okay, now slap him again. Because that's the other thing.
I also didn't like that whole,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
everybody calling him a bitch,
everybody calling him a bitch,
and he went on with that. That was funny a little bit, right?
But then he started calling out the people
that he said was calling him a bitch.
He said,
Charlamagne called him a bitch.
The Breakfast Club called him a bitch.
The Talk called him a bitch.
Drink Champs called him a bitch.
And now I'm sitting there in my head,
I'm like,
wait a second.
I've been one of the
harsher critics on
Will Smith
and I don't remember
none of us
calling Will Smith
a bitch.
Mmm.
Out of his name.
That's still Will Smith.
That's a fact.
Nobody said,
you a bitch.
They might have said
that was some bitch shit.
Yeah.
That was some bitch ass nigga shit. I don't think nobody calls him a bitch. They might have said, that was some bitch shit. Yeah. That was some bitch ass nigga shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think nobody calls him a bitch.
Nobody calls him out like that.
But it wasn't that.
Everybody sitting there like Chris Rock on his way like, wait, what's niggas just talking about Will Smith like that?
Like, stand in your own shit.
Stop calling on the equity that others have built.
Stand in it.
If you thought it was a bitch bitch nigga shit then nigga you say that
you don't need nobody else name
stop trying to refinance shit nigga
yeah yeah yeah
you don't need nobody else name
get your shit up
I didn't like that
I didn't like that
but
listen
I got my
I got my
streams worth
yeah no doubt
I got my streams worth
I was entertained man
I thought it was pretty good
shout out to Chris Rock
outside of the cringy
shout out to Chris Rock
I think when you're on that level I think when you're on that level you gotta you gotta appease like I thought it was pretty good. Shout out to Chris Rock. Outside of the cringey. Shout out to Chris Rock.
I think when you're on that level, you got to appease everybody.
So I got to tell the cringey joke that they might like.
Yeah, I guess so. And then I got to tell this shit over here that you might like.
I don't like that, though.
I don't either.
I want the jokes just that I'm here for.
Now from shout outs to potential shootouts.
Whoa. look at that
look at Dan Ratner over here
that was it right there
Tom Brokaw
that was it
y'all gonna mess me up
John Moran
John Moran
back at it again
whoop ass Goldberg
John Moran
man
you know
man
Mel said last time
I'm out here
I'm out here looking like a psychic
You was looking shaky
You're a prophet
But then
You put your Moses bag on
And you show everything
You've spoken into existence
I did not speak shit into existence
Okay
I did not tell that boy
To go run around
With a motherfucking gun
And put it on social media
Was that a gun?
Huh?
You're not allowed to say that
That was like a slingshot Why? You're not allowed to say that. That was like a slingshot.
You're not allowed to say that. I can say that.
We're going to get offended. About his
little ass gun? We're not getting offended about that.
That was a tiny gun. Yeah, that was a little ass gun.
I don't know. Pew pew, Saturday night special.
Nah, Muggsy Bogues was about to be in trouble.
Airsoft. Who was he about to
shoot with that little tiny ass gun? And what strip club
was he in? And why was he showing it off?
This is what's confusing. He put it on the side of his face And what strip club was he in? And why was he showing it off? This is what's confusing.
He put it inside his face.
Yeah, why was he that?
You know what?
Because Ja wants y'all to think he's dead.
Can I confess something to y'all?
Please.
This is a confession.
I would normally never share this,
but because y'all are so close to me
and this is a safe space,
I feel safe enough to share it here.
Of course, and we'll never repeat it.
So we got you.
We're going to hold you there. It's private. I want safe enough to share it here. Of course. And we'll never repeat it. We got you. We're going to hold you there.
I want to know the real reason
that I never joined in
on any of that money phone
flash your money thing.
Because it's corny?
It is corny. She don't have the money to do it.
But when you're left-handed,
corny
things can look
much corny. You know how stupid it is hey this is before instagram had the
big rectangle you had to squeeze everything in the little square you know how stupid you look
trying to get your show-off shit in the shot you look like a fucking jackass I remember that That's how he looks
With that little BB gun
In that
In the picture
And
Like this
Yeah
Like it was evidence
What are you doing bro
Like it was evidence
He got that shit like it was evidence
Exhibit A
It's a shame
Nobody in his crew
Was smart enough
After each of these
Incidents to say
Yo let's cool it down
After y'all put
The infrared beam
On the Pacers
Organization
Come on man
One of y'all
Should have said
Alright
We learned a lesson
We gotta chill
Yeah exactly
The little kid
The little kid
That y'all was playing
Ball with
That you threatened
Slapped
First of all
Why are you playing Ball with a 17-year-old in your house?
Your Ja fucking Morant.
Your Ja Morant.
Your Ja Morant.
What the fuck are you doing?
Word.
I don't think he even understands.
I really think Tom has slowed down for him.
Meaning he's living his teenage years now.
He's doing bullshit.
I think Ja is on this crusade to convince people that he is something that he's not.
That's teenage behavior.
And I'm saying that I don't know how you was raised.
I see the pictures.
I see you had your entire family in the house.
I see all of that.
I know your upbringing wasn't that bad because you got all your teeth.
Talk about it. Those ain't veneers. You got your natural, all your teeth, nigga. 32 of that. I know your upbringing wasn't that bad because you got all your teeth. Talk about it.
Those ain't veneers.
You got your natural, all your teeth, nigga, 32 of them.
And you have braces.
And you have braces.
Huh?
And his dad's at every game, like you said.
And your dreads look good, nigga.
Your locks look good.
Go to Jamaica with them dreads.
I'm just saying, like, you know, I don't see struggle nowhere on you.
Your dad is at every game.
Your dad lives next door.
Talk about it.
Steven Adams is on your team.
Talk about discipline.
So then what's going on?
Well, wait, and then he got the nerve to say stupid shit.
This is what I mean about entitlement.
To say stupid shit like, they asked him, yo, Kevin Durant's in the West now.
How do you feel about that?
Nigga, I don't feel nothing.
I ain't worried about nobody in the West.
I'm good.
Wait, what?
That's what you're supposed to say.
You're supposed to say that.
I ain't worried about it.
I don't care what you're doing.
That don't make you excited to see the game when they play?
You're supposed to say that.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, because I'm with you.
Okay.
You're supposed to say that.
But when you couple that with the antics and the lack of discipline, right?
Grizzlies players was talking shit to Warriors players.
They was acting like there was a rivalry.
Clay and them was saying, yo, dog, y'all have never done anything.
Y'all don't know what it takes to win.
This is what they were talking about.
It's not just on-court shit that it takes to win.
It's going on the road after the road game
when the 10 chicks is in your fucking text or DM saying,
yo, where you at tonight?
We outside.
Saying, no, I'm going to stay home.
I'm not going to be out on the road with my gun,
with my security.
I'm the leader of the team.
I'm setting a bad example.
I'm fucking putting other players at risk.
It's a young team. Younger players coming with me me it's a mess like this is not just a basketball issue
and then i hate to conflate this this way but if i'm kyrie irving i'm somewhere with smoke coming
from my head right now because all i did was tweet out an amazon link so he did and i lost my nike
deal to john morant and shit he got he has my nike Nike deal. Some say he's putting out the same exact sneaker damn near.
Looks alike.
So this guy can run around with a gun,
act like a fuckhead headass all day long
and still keep his shit
and have y'all write the press release for him.
And Nike putting out their own press release
basically saying that they're standing by him
and they appreciate his accountability
and that sort of thing.
And that's why cancel culture can suck my dick.
Wasn't Kyrie shit up, his contract?
I don't know.
What's the bigger picture here?
What are you saying to us?
Who?
Right?
I mean, the people, the organization, right?
This guy's showing hammers.
He's flashing players and stuff, beating up kids.
And then Kyrie puts a link, just retweets a link,
and look how much flack he got compared to this young man.
What does that say?
What that say is this nigga here is more valuable.
Than Kyrie?
To them, yes.
That's what it says.
He's more valuable.
Ja is damn near the face.
He's one of the faces of the league.
Yeah, I have a problem with that.
This goes back to you saying he shouldn't have got them superstar calls.
Like Ja, and we argued you then.
Ja is damn near the face of the league at this point.
When you're that, when they got you up that high, yeah, nigga, we going to tweak that.
But Ja is also got.
Wait, wait, wait, hold up, because I want to challenge some shit that I said before.
I forget.
I have a problem with he's more valuable than him.
To this organization I'm talking about.
To what organization?
To Memphis.
To Memphis.
Or the NBA.
We're talking about the NBA in general.
We're talking about the league.
Yeah, the league.
Though.
But this is my thing.
And maybe that's true.
But I'll still get it off because the point still stands.
The league, Nike, and everybody else is moving like John Morant is more valuable than Kyrie
Irving.
But what determines that?
Who determines that?
Like, they tag Kyrie Lane so they make him out to look like
a crazy nonsensical person at every turn that lowers his value and also and also past behavior
on teams like you know it's making it seem like he's like he's hard to work with I don't even
believe in that no I not no, no, no.
Not saying that it's true,
but a narrative being created around Kyrie.
Okay, so that could be.
And it lowers his value.
We've had this talks about other people,
but that could be, hey, check this out.
He's not willing to play ball no more.
Which also lowers your value.
But if you're not willing to play ball
with whatever we got going on,
you're bucking the system. We'll lower your value. And if you're not willing to play ball with whatever we got going on, you're bucking the system.
We'll lower your value.
And if you're not willing to play ball, you're right.
Then this person is more valuable.
He's willing to play ball.
Okay, cool.
We're going to push him.
We're going to give everything to him.
And we're going to put him up here.
In Michael Jordan's NBA, in Larry Bird's NBA, in Magic Johnson's NBA,
Dr. J even.
When all them old niggas came in,
they had to wait for the superior old nigga to be finished
before David Stern handed them the league.
That's true.
It's only now where y'all come in,
and I think this is because they are,
one, they're scared of when LeBron retires.
I think they're scared to death of that.
Two, I think it has a lot to do with
what Adam Silver's goals and aspirations may be.
Like he's already in talks to
they say
they say he's in talks
to take over for the Disney dude.
What's the Disney dude's name? Bob Iger.
Bob Iger.
And you know the fly shit Bob be on.
So Adam is on that short
list of, so how he
presents things, how he handles things.
They got the old NBA players saying that, yo, the NBA, David Stern said it, they tied with the FBI.
They know what you're doing, who you're doing it with.
They know what they're doing.
They got eyes on all of y'all.
I just can't see them making John Morant, giving him this much power in year four.
It's a mistake. It's a mistake.
It's a mistake, this players league shit that they doing.
The NBA can't afford to be more players league.
That's my take.
You know what happened?
You know what I think happened with Ja?
He became the fan favorite, and then the league saw it and said, yo, let's just run with it.
Like, he became a fan favorite first.
It wasn't like the league pushed him, and it was like the electrifying player.
Like a lot of people were saying,
we ain't seen this excitement since AI,
shit like that.
So when you see the,
when the league sees this,
all right,
if everybody fucking with him
and he appears to be clean,
we'll fuck with him too.
Clean is in a reputation.
Yeah.
At the time.
At the time.
Right.
Clean, safe.
Just don't look like.
What blows my mind is a Supermax contract at like the age of 23, 24 years old.
Like it just what I think that they were setting themselves up for this level of failure.
You know what I mean? Like it is really difficult to put that kind of pressure on somebody so young and not expect that there's going to be situations like this that kind of come up. Because you're basically reinforcing this idea that you're untouchable.
Meaning John Morant.
That he can get away with murder.
He's the face of the league.
That responsibility is like an exclusively mutual concept.
It does not apply to him.
So why shouldn't he do whatever the fuck he wants?
Whatever his, you know.
You can't not give
a 23-year-old player who's a top
5, 10 player in the league to max
money. What's the alternative there? You can't be like,
oh, you can't get a max deal until you're 27.
That's not going to work.
I just feel disappointed.
And enough of that
facade of, oh, it's got to be
tough at 23 with
$400 million
and all of the words. It's got to be tough at 23 with $400 million and all of the work.
It's got to be tough to not put a gun on your Instagram feed.
No.
You got enough money to have a gun.
Why are we not honest with niggas?
No, I'm not thinking that that's the most pressurized situation.
I'm not thinking that you don't have the resources for somebody to be able to say, yo, dog.
Why are you doing that?
That's not what.
That's hire a whole fucking army of armored guards to surround you if you feel unsafe yo i honestly think
yeah that's not has that's not jah is trying to convince himself identity issues and others that
he is of a certain cloth like he he's that type like he's he's a street dude that's what he's
trying to convince people i remember the tweet Somebody said something to him on Twitter, and he tweeted back,
oh, you must want to know what a hollow felt like.
Wow.
He tweeted that.
He's on the sidelines doing the pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
which is fine, isolated.
But not with guns, not telling people about hollows,
not beating people up, threatening people, nah.
Ja's going out of his way to do this to get
this image which tells me you are the exact opposite of that because the dudes that really
are that they don't tell you talk about it you know because of the shit they did the work they
did or someone else told you yeah but I'm saying and how do they know because they yo he get busy
he busts his gun he not walking around around saying, yo, I shoot people.
His reputation speaks for him.
When you don't have that reputation, you try to get out there and create it.
No doubt.
And that's what it look like Ja's doing.
So it's like, bro, you don't have to do this.
At all.
And so you old niggas out there, you old NBA players that's defending him and trying to
use your situation and compare to his.
You know,
at the same time,
you guys weren't doing,
we didn't see
what you guys were doing.
Paul Pierce saying,
yo, I carried a gun
because someone tried
to rob me or something
along those lines.
I mean,
Paul Pierce had an incident
and he got hurt.
No doubt,
but we didn't know
that he was running around
with a strap or whatever.
He hated me.
You know,
you guys amping him.
He wants to hear that.
He wants people
to condone his behavior and it's a mess. We need somebody to go sit down and talk to him. We need his father guys amping him. He wants to hear that. He wants people to condone his behavior, and it's a mess.
We need somebody to go sit down and talk to him.
We need his father to talk to him.
I like what Jalen Rose said.
What did he say?
Jalen Rose was like, listen, I was that,
and you really need to be able to look,
and it's not worth losing everything for.
That's the path you're heading on.
He talked to him like a big homie should talk to him if you have any big homies that's my big that's my question is like
you know all these all the old heads have shit to say where's the mentorship and I get that he's got
his father but somebody there's there's something there's a part of the equation that we're not
seeing and that is who the fuck is telling him what are you doing why are you doing why are
you jeopardizing everything just to portray this false image of a fucking you know street dude it's
it makes no sense why bother we all we're all gonna watch the train crash if it does hopefully
it doesn't if the train doesn't slow down from doing 90, we're going to watch it crash.
They ain't finished that tunnel down there.
That train just flying.
Yeah.
The tunnel's not done.
It's not done.
They'll stop that shit right there.
It blows my mind whenever I see ballplayers.
It's not like you haven't seen this story unfold before.
And it's like he keep doing it.
It's like, all right, you got away.
The little light thing, you could go buy one of those and pretend He's doing it. It's like, all right, you got away. The little light thing, oh, I made, you know, I had a little, you could go buy one of those
and pretend it's a laser.
Right.
You know, I'm sick of falling for it as a podcaster.
You keep doing it.
Because it happens a million times where you just kind of know what's going on, right?
This is, if a nigga make too much money or he's too valuable, we're going to shove this
under the rug.
We're not going to pay this any attention.
When the public brings it to our attention, we'll act like something is being done.
But there's way too much money being made.
One of the top five jerseys being sold.
I just think that when it's big bucks involved.
Ain't the NBA still letting Miles Bridges travel with the team?
Oh, I don't know.
Somebody should fact check that.
We don't want nobody to get hurt, Joe.
That's what it is.
We hope that the NBA puts a lid on this. We don't want nobody to get hurt, Joe. That's what it is. We hope that the NBA puts a lid on this.
We don't want nobody to get hurt.
What's going on with that Miles Bridges story?
I'm not done with that.
That nigga's on video doing some foul shit.
Them niggas just tucked that away.
It was like, yo, go sit down for a minute,
and we'll bring you back when it's over.
Why is he another young Supermax player?
Like, another face of the league?
Is that why they'll shove that shit under the rug?
He's not a Supermax player,
and he's not a star
on any level
that we're talking about
with John Moran.
But these young players
that are good,
he's not even
in the league at the moment.
It says here,
this was from February 21st.
Okay, good.
He says that he probably
will be back in March
with the Hornets.
See?
So I take it back.
That's kind of exactly what I mean. Because if you're not in the league but he's not in the league as a free agent not in
the league he's not in the league with a contract with the Charlotte Hornets and whenever they feel
like bringing him back they're not relinquishing the rights to him like the Celtics did with Ume Adoka.
They're not relinquishing rights.
They're saying, hey, wait till things cool down and we'll bring you back.
Them niggas are trying to win a championship.
That's their little draft pick from whatever year that was.
They're not just letting him walk out the door because he's on video being violent.
That's what I mean about the companies and the corporations.
They're saying the NBA is conducting an investigation
and I
this is
the Hornets general manager
saying
the NBA is conducting
an investigation
I don't know when
it's going to end
but when it ends
we'll have more information
and we'll go from there
I could have told them that
about the investigation
yo when the investigation ends
y'all going to have
more information
and then y'all will be able
to go from there which means that's what I'm means he said this it says a bunch of nothing no yo this is how i know when
you when y'all dudes are a little too well liked too now because y'all have the privilege of doing
fuck shit and then saying i'm gonna take some time away to myself to get better with my anxiety
and anything that i may be going through.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I saw that statement.
You played that on anxiety?
He didn't say shit.
Whatever I may be going through.
You didn't acknowledge anything.
I have tried that line at least 79 times.
It worked.
Not once.
Not a once.
They had my ass with that.
Hey, I had some matters going on
and even I was unaware of.
I'm going to step away,
check in,
get around some people
that love me and care about me
and come back rejuvenated.
It's like,
shut the fuck up.
You're a loser.
Lock them up.
Throw them in jail.
Jeez.
You ain't got to cross over like that.
You can tell when they like you, boy.
I did have a triple-double, though. They even tried to deny me of that. They tried to cross over like that You can tell when they like you boy I did have a triple double though
They even tried to deny me of that
They tried to deny me of that
Alright
That was a good scene
I do like that whole
Ja Warant thing
That they're doing
That's funny
Ja Warant
Warant
Yeah
Saw the meme where
They had a picture of Ja
You know the meme
Picture of somebody
Then they showed them
Cleaning the glasses
And who they really look like
It was Ja
Then they cleaned the glasses It who they really looked like it was Ja then they cleaned
the glasses
it was King Von
they call them
Ja Wick
while we're on
that whole
Ja Wick
King Von
thing
NBA Youngboy
recently said
some shit
you seen it
yeah he did
he sent a little
tweet out or something
what did the tweet say
it was just some
wild shit
report it I don't have the tweet in front of me I don't follow him so I don What did the tweet say? It was just some wild shit. Report it for our platform.
I don't have the tweet in front of me.
I don't follow him, so I don't have the tweet, Joe.
We can't look it up?
We can't find it?
Yeah, you can look it up.
To the effect of what?
What was he saying, you think?
I don't know.
Because I didn't see the tweet.
Well, was he talking to God?
Was he talking to?
He was talking to whoever was talking to him.
You know, people say shit to him all the time.
Well, who do they think was talking to him?
He didn't ask anybody, so I can't speak for him.
Well, who said something back?
Who said something back? Who said something bad?
Probably one of his fellow rap peers or something, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let me see.
Is this Joe saying Joe's right?
This is what Joe's saying.
Niggas is tearing my mention.
All right, y'all.
And he don't want to report on it.
See, y'all.
Y'all, look.
NBA Youngboy is going to light one of y'all up.
No, he's not.
What did he say? He's going to call somebody to do it is going to light one of y'all up. Wait, no. What did he say?
He's going to call somebody to do it.
He ain't playing with y'all.
Well, that, well.
Go ahead.
We can leave it.
Yeah, let's leave it.
We can leave it.
That's my man.
Shout out to NBA Youngboy.
And on top of that, real quick,
Ja Morant was showing the gun to NBA Youngboy soon.
I just Googled it.
We're tired of those NBA Youngboys. Well, not. That was Joe's joke, but I can't do it we're tired of those
NBA young boys
well not
that was Joe's joke
but I can't do it
like how he did it
my shit flowed flat
it's cool
it's cool
you did it fine
the last time you did it
we got you
we got you
one band one sound
one band one sound
alright prayers are with John Morant the the Pacers, anybody else who goes around Ja Morant and wants to be safe.
Pretty much, man.
It's got to be tough, these 23-year-olds now.
Oh, wait.
Also.
You better not flash that little tiny gun at no real nigga.
Hey, Ja, they got shit with switches on it.
They got shit with, like, real clips, John, they got shit with switches on it. They got shit
with like real clips.
Like, they got real guns
out there.
You better sit down
with that little
layup line gun.
It's like that scene
in Harlem Nights
where they ain't
about the money.
Put that little ass
shit down, man.
Yeah, nobody
want to see that shit.
Different league,
but like similar
kind of, you know,
feel to the story.
Aaron Hernandez,
like, I'm just wondering,
do these ballplayers
actually look at the history
of people who have
kind of done these kinds of things,
have these kinds of histories,
and then end up losing everything?
Well, it was different
because you just compare it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just...
Okay, well, listen.
I'm not the sports chick.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
That was real biracial of you.
Fuck off.
A little Canadian there.
What song are you going to play right now?
There's got to be an episode of Biracial.
I'm not playing anything.
I'm not playing anything.
Okay.
Shout out to Val.
What?
What the?
Whoa, shit.
That nigga is not playing.
Anyway.
On your ass now.
Okay.
Anyways. Oh, wait. Prayers up for Tom Size Moore's family. Whoa shit That nigga is not playing Anyway On your ass now Okay Anyways Oh wait
Prayers up for
Tom Sizemore's family
Do you guys
You guys know who he is right
The actor
No
I don't know who he is no
Okay
Remember Heat
The movie Heat
Yeah
Everybody knows Heat
The shoot
Exactly
The greatest shootout scene
In cinematic fucking history
He was the one
That played Michael Chirito
The one that got shot in the head
When he was like
Holding the kid
when they did the bank robbery scene.
Okay.
Rest in peace.
What's his name?
Tom Sizemore.
Okay, what happened to him?
He died.
Oh, rest in peace.
Oh, rest in peace.
I thought you were saying something about him.
No, I was just saying.
Like, he passed away a couple of days ago.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
What the fuck is this?
Why do you have it?
At the ready though.
I have you too.
Saving Private Ryan.
I have you too. Saving Private Ryan. Yep. a YouTube. Saving Private Ryan. I have a YouTube.
Saving Private Ryan, yep.
He was in Saving Private Ryan.
He was in Natural Born Killers.
Yes.
Got it.
Passager 57.
Okay, rest in peace.
Passager 57.
Because y'all know who he is.
No, I just read that.
Oh.
Rest in peace to Tom.
Rest in peace.
I know who he is now
because I saw his face, though.
Rest in peace.
Okay.
He's just, you know, he was-
Yo, y'all got me.
I signed up for YouTube.
Oh.
Premium.
Premium. Yeah, that's it. Hey, man. There you go. Come on. He got him. Yeah, no, y'all got me. I signed up for YouTube. Oh. Best decision. Premium.
Yeah, that shit.
Hey, man.
There you go.
Come on.
He got him.
No, y'all got me.
Y'all got me.
It's great, ain't it?
What?
I graduated by a time.
Now I can watch Gracie's Corner with no ads?
Save about 30 minutes a day in ads.
Wait a minute.
What's Gracie's Corner?
Some kid shit.
Tell you off, Cammy.
Okay.
All right.
Mm-hmm.
That was what you were watching
All weekend
With my daughter
Absolutely
Oh yeah
That's the other thing
YouTube premium
Saved me from
Is my kid
Having to watch the ads
And memorizing the ads
Living day
Living day
Living day
Living day
No
No
You will not program
My young one
I have the $12.99 for you.
I bought the year.
Give me the year.
Yeah, for sure.
Well, you got money.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa.
You got money.
You got money.
Yeah, for real, because that red is a different red.
Did you watch Rolling Loud this week?
P-R-P-S.
On your YouTube premium, did you watch Rolling Loud?
Did you watch Nicki and HD?
I saw the clips, and I feel bad. I feel? I saw the clips and I feel bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel bad.
Queens, Queens.
I feel bad.
What happened?
What happened?
What?
Bro.
Rest in peace,
Christopher Reeves.
The DJ fucked up, bro.
Like, she was out there.
The beat comes on
for one record.
As soon as she opens
her mouth to say a bar,
another song started playing.
They was trying to
mega mix her out of there?
I don't know what
they was doing,
but, you know,
she was just like,
you could see it. You know Nikki.
You know she's a perfectionist.
So she was hot. Wayne
laughing his way through it, but
yeah, that was fucked up. Shout out to my man
Joe. Joe the prophet.
He just said
two parts ago, I want to see the women
go at it. I miss that.
And Joe the prophet strikes again.
I am happy about this. I ain't gonna lie.
Wow.
I'm happy.
I'm happy about this.
Wow, salute.
Tell you, a lot of soft shit going on out there
in the world, I'm aware.
Ain't nobody else gonna diss the girl she dissin'.
Well, allegedly.
What she, who she diss?
I don't think the girl gonna say nothing back.
That's what I don't like.
I want somebody to go.
Who goes?
Nah, you gotta say something back now.
Hey, we done put put Torrey in jail.
Come on.
Yeah.
Get your ass out in the street and play.
She just made.
Hey, you got your contract back from Karl Crawford.
He apologized.
He did.
Every one of your ops apologized, and Torrey is in jail.
You got to trade blows back with Nikki now,
if that's what's happening.
But I'm not saying that's what's happening,
because when it really happens, they
say that I'm the one that fueled it.
But you are.
Give me the speculation.
What happened?
I don't understand what happened.
There was a, so Nicki put the record out that I played last time.
Yeah, yeah.
And in that line, something 700 horses, but I don't fuck with horses since Christopher
Reeve.
Nicki Minaj has a, I would call her, I swear to God, but I'm scared.
So at Rolling Loud, she does that, but she...
She put some sauce on it?
Mad sauce.
A lot of sauce.
She's the beat.
Mad.
She did it off the beat.
France.
But that's where you come from, Joe.
Buffalo sauce, ranch, all that.
Lemon pepper sauce.
That's where you come from.
Outside, CD playing, the CD is hot.
Riding, disc record come out.
You look for those type of shots. I love that.
But that is also how I know
it was a shot to somebody. Talk about it.
We don't even talk like that no more.
Rappers don't talk about all that
horses and the bee niggas ain't
and Christopher Reeves.
Christopher Reeves references definitely.
Rest in peace. People don't even know
who that is right now.
It's a scare.
One of the best supermans.
But what's her beef with Shorty?
There is no good Superman.
What's her beef with Shorty?
Let's call her.
A lot of people don't like Shorty,
but still.
Let's call her.
I'm not calling her.
I don't know.
It's a rebuttal.
No, no, no, no.
And she just dropped a record, too.
And she got a label, too.
And she got a label.
And she's really a Disney girl. How about call her and let Flip talk to her? No a record, too. And she got a label, too. And she got a label. And she's really a Disney girl.
How about call her and let Flip talk to her?
No, no, no.
We used to argue.
We argued too much.
We argued too much.
I can see that.
We had a lot of arguments back in the day.
Recipe stack.
We had too much argument.
And to anybody out there that's a part of that gang,
that calls somebody from your number,
and then someone else has the phone, y'all are losers. That's a part of that gang that calls somebody from your number and then someone else has
the phone, y'all are losers.
That's some bullshit.
Y'all are the real
losers. No, I mean like
you say, hey, you know,
and set it up.
I know what you mean. A lot of y'all
get the calls back too. Why you put that nigga
on the phone? Why you dig on that?
When we feeling good,
you should get that call.
We don't do that, man.
Where we from, we don't do that.
Yeah.
You talk to that man on your time.
Oh, no, no.
I don't do that.
No, I just...
We don't know where you from.
Yeah.
Canada, Toronto.
You should let us read your call log.
Hmm?
You should let us look at your call log.
Hmm.
We didn't say you look at it.
Yeah, stop deleting. Yeah, I said let us... I'm not fucking deleting. I said let you look at it. Yeah, stop deleting.
I'm not fucking deleting.
I said let us look at it.
Okay, here you go.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
It's really boring.
No fair.
I'll be the determiner of that.
How many unsaved numbers?
That's how you know.
Unsaved from Illinois?
Unsaved from Illinois.
Oh, wait, hold on.
He wasn't happy people. Oh, wait, hold on. You wasn't happy people.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Get away from me right now.
J-B-B.
Come on, man.
Get the fuck away from me.
You wasn't happy people.
No, that was kind of crazy.
That was wild. Let me see. That was uncomfortable. Oh, people. No, that was kind of crazy. That was wild.
That was crazy.
Let me see.
That was uncomfortable.
Oh, you talking to this nigga a bunch of times.
Who's this nigga right here?
Keep calling back.
Oh, let me see.
21 minutes.
What?
21 minutes with this nigga?
Wait, he's an emoji.
He got an emoji.
He got an emoji.
You got him.
Put it down.
He's got an emoji. Put it down. Wait, he got the money with the tongue out emoji. Oh! He got an emoji! You got him! Put it down! He's got an emoji!
Put it down!
Wait, he got the money with the tongue out emoji!
Oh, no!
I know where it is!
Yo, when Ish finds out about this!
You got him.
That might be Ish.
Hey, yo, Mel.
Oh, my god.
Mel!
Who you talking to?
Wow, Mel.
Mel, you got to fill us in.
Hang the TV on the wall.
Mel, Mel, why does he have the money with the tongue out emoji and you was talking to him for 21 minutes?
Keep it real, Mace.
Come on, Mel.
He's spinning the bread.
Then the nigga called back with FaceTime audio.
He was beasting to talk to you.
God damn.
He was thirsty.
Hang the TV on the wall.
Oh, wait.
Who's this nigga trying to FaceTime you on a Saturday?
Oh.
Lance.
Oh, my God.
Mel.
Please, Jesus.
I hope he's not listening.
Mel.
Yep.
I don't like what I'm seeing here.
Look at Carlos.
Jesus, please.
Okay, Carlos, missed call.
Not answering for you.
And I'm like,
can you change my name in your phone?
Oh, God damn.
Hey, don't change my name in your God damn phone.
Okay, I'll put,
I'll put pie father.
Oh, my Lord.
I'll put pie father.
Yeah, let's do something.
Get Joe Budden out of there.
Why, nigga,
yo, man,
why are niggas FaceTime audioing you on the phone?
I don't know.
Yeah, you got the jersey and calls. That's the Yeah, you got the jersey and cause the little stir.
She know what that is.
And FaceTime with that other nigga.
Exactly.
You be in there FaceTiming?
Salute.
She be like, hey.
You be in there FaceTiming niggas?
Hi.
Yes, I do.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
Flag on the plate?
I ain't got the flag.
She said she was a model for a year and a half.
I got a flag.
And if you took a...
She knew a man, he was just a...
When it got left up.
Then a hair...
Stop it.
All of you, stop it.
Can I ask a question?
Stop fucking up my game, yes?
My game?
Just look at that.
Is it that? She talk crazy when it don't come to work. Look game, yes? My game? Just look at that. Is it that?
She talk crazy when it don't come to work.
Look at that.
On the wall.
Just look at it.
Is it?
No.
Somebody else.
Moving right along.
No, I'm not listening to him, her.
Let the bus go.
Yeah, we out of here.
We out of here.
All right, moving right along.
What else is important here?
Boosie.
What Boosie did now, man?
He said he makes $40,000 a pod.
Excuse me?
Salute.
He makes $40,000 an episode, and we know where he making the money at.
We can assume.
I think it's from Vlad TV.
Vlad pays him.
Because when Vlad cuts up the clips.
Oh, yeah, Vlad is your man.
Yeah, he's cool.
Forgot about that part.
When Vlad cuts up the clips.
Forgot that.
That's one of your inspirations.
I'm not, me?
Me?
Not me.
I'm not one of them.
Go ahead, all right, so Vlad.
When Vlad cuts up the clips, you know, he cuts up like 10 clips and plus.
Oh, you know his whole business strategy.
And he puts the video out, the full, in its entirety.
And he puts the full out on members only.
Oh, you on his dick.
No, I'm not.
I mean, you know,
he's making the paper,
so I don't...
Making the paper?
Whoa.
I could believe
that Boosie can make
anywhere from $30,000
to $40,000 from Vlad.
I could believe that.
Because Vlad tried to get me
to do interviews on there.
I mean, the price wasn't...
No, we could have told you that.
It was more like $50,000, $60,000?
Are you crazy?
Oh, my bad.
From Queen of...
You want to be down
with what Boosie's going through. It's more like 50-60. Are you crazy? Oh, my bad. You want to be down.
Look what Boosie's going through.
Oh, I don't.
I'm here.
You want to be down.
Yeah, hold on.
We got something else. Yo, don't y'all try to deliver this Boosie story and make y'all lawyers call me to renegotiate.
Nothing.
I'm not paying nobody.
Nowhere near these numbers.
All the guests are going to start calling in.
That's what niggas do though.
I had a guest say that.
He right.
Yeah.
An up and coming
was talking about
yo,
can you get on the pod?
I'm like,
all right,
I'll see.
I'll check dates
available,
whatever.
Then they were like,
all right,
yeah,
it's 30 grand.
We'll send an invoice.
To do what?
Hold that over there.
Oh, we're not saying names, right?
No.
Okay.
Respect.
Because we can imagine
why they asked for that.
No, we can't.
No.
No, we can't.
No.
No, we can't.
You know what he's talking about, right?
I do.
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
That's somebody I wouldn't want on here for free.
That was my point.
That's what I'm saying.
You know what's so funny
is you remember how I asked you about that person.
And you were like, you were so indifferent.
Like, I don't really care.
You know, the list of people I would pay to be on a podcast as far as celebrities or musicians is really short.
Wow.
It's Dr. Umar.
Some escorts.
Drake.
I don't even think.
And Drake wouldn't even take your money to do it.
Like the people that I would name are not people that would even take money to sit somewhere.
These people, this is crackhead newcomers.
Yeah, that's some new shit.
I couldn't believe that.
Like, yeah, okay. Now, again, some new shit. I couldn't believe that.
Now, again, if I have a way to get my money back,
right? Like, if your name is
big enough to where when you sit here
I can take it to some advertisers
and they're all going to run up to their boardrooms
and try to cut a check,
then I understand that.
In pod land, that
ain't... That's also a difference difference because if he is talking about Vlad,
Vlad isn't a podcast without having a guest on.
So it makes sense that he would maybe have to pay people sometimes.
Yeah.
Well, I believe I'm not in Vlad's business because fuck Vlad.
But I believe that Vlad to have a contract with Boosie.
You see Boosie too many times over there.
So you assume that he have a contract with busi you see too many times over there so you assume that he's
a contract and if he does that 10 times a year i could see listen let me tell you something actually
let me knock i'm not but plenty of entertainers are promising something getting a big bag for it
and delivering it when they deliver it and how they deliver it.
I can see Boosie getting 400 grand for 10 pieces of content from Vlad.
And I can see Vlad paying him.
I don't know any of that to be true.
It's totally unfounded and unbased, without basis for me.
I can see it, too.
Makes sense.
I can see it because he's going to make way more than 400 grand off of that.
He is.
He is.
He is.
Way more.
It's a method to it.
Yeah. It's a method to it yeah it's a method to it
he specialized
in the whole
before
in the whole
seven minute video
right
or
or just
right there
let's wrap up
your little
you're doing a lot
right now
we can get
out of here
I mean this is
I fuck with
this is a new
king in town man
that's respect
it's a new king because I ain't. That's respect. There's a new king in town.
Because I ain't going to lie.
My man, you know, the Joe Button Network, the Joe Button Podcast, man, is killing the algorithm.
So I'll pay niggas too.
Let's talk about it.
I'll pay niggas too.
I wouldn't pay nobody.
You killing the algorithm.
I don't know who you hired.
I don't know if they're in Taiwan.
Because the way they putting out...
No, disrespect. The way they putting out, no disrespect.
The way they, oh disrespect.
The way they putting out content at a rapid pace.
And it's always, when I'm speaking to Ian and them, it's good, man.
You got a good operation.
Oh, thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
I want to give you credit.
I was supposed to go to the SZA concert.
SZA popped in my head when you were talking about people that you would pay.
I was out of town, but I did want to go see
SZA at the Garden
over the weekend.
I heard she did a great job.
Nice.
Crowd looked great.
She wore a cardi out.
That's all I know about it,
but I'm sure that concert
was impeccable.
Awesome.
Mad I missed it.
Yeah, I want to go to that shit.
But anyway, where's we at?
Wait.
I was saying there's
a new king in town.
Yeah.
The dialogue dude,
whatever that channel's called.
Yeah, man. That's my man. That's your man. He got all the haters. That's a hater channel.. Yeah. The dialogue dude, whatever that channel's called. Yeah, man.
That's my man.
That's your man.
He got all the haters.
That's a hater channel.
You got to send it to me.
Hold on.
It looks,
I ain't going to say,
it look what it look like.
What's that?
I just clicked on it.
It looks like.
Bootleg?
Like some Vlad shit.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Oh, so he's copying.
It's a similar format.
Similar format.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, but Vlad, it would be inspirational to mad at. Similar format. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but Vlad,
it would be inspirational
to mad at these content niggas
out there.
I don't think that's,
that's not Farfetch'd.
It look like, yeah.
Yeah, it's one or two cameras
and two mics
and somewhere nice.
And there's somebody off camera
asking some shit
and letting somebody go off
saying some shit
they would never say anywhere else.
Yeah, let me find some haters.
But do we co-sign that, Joe?
He's a,
it's like a black man and he's ripping off the haters. But do we co-sign that, Joe? He's a black man
and he's ripping off the white man.
Do we co-sign that shit?
Do we support it and say,
you know, do we push it?
Because usually we see
something plagiarism.
I support it because I like
to hear all these messy stories
and you need a place for it.
And it's not plagiarism.
I'm not going to let people
come up here and do it.
So somebody needs to have someone needs to get Mel E. Mel to hate on everybody. That was the most recent. And it's not plagiarism. I'm not going to let people come up here and do it. So somebody needs to have
a place to go to.
Someone needs to get
Mel E. Mel to hate on everybody.
That was the most recent.
And Keith Murray.
That's the most recent.
And don't let Joe Button
give me a show up here
with one camera
because I'm going to be
hating on everybody.
And we're going to get flagged.
Okay?
So let them get flagged
over there.
Or get popping.
It could go one of two ways.
Well,
we could be out of here.
Could be out of here.
We could be out of here. We just got to call Keith Murray or somebody. one of two ways. Well. Could be out of here. Could be out of here. Could be out of here.
He's got to call Keith Murray or somebody.
Could be out of here one of two ways too.
That's a good one.
Could go both ways.
Got to be careful.
Would I get the text or would you tell me face to face if I'm out of here?
Oh, no.
I'll tell you face to face.
I appreciate that.
Oh, no.
That text should be feeling good too though.
T.O.
When you send somebody some foul shit via text and just put the phone in your pocket and
go smoke a hookah
or some shit.
And also like driving
an hour somewhere
to get fired
just kind of whack.
Like, you know,
pull up,
come in nine o'clock
this morning.
I thought we started at 11.
No, come in nine.
I want to highlight you
by something.
Yeah, you're fired.
And firing you in person
is like,
blah, if I'm firing you.
Like, I'm firing you
to not see you.
That happened to me before. Why do I want to? I went to work and got fired. And I'm like, blah, if I'm firing you. I'm firing you to not see you again. That happened to me before.
Why do I want to?
I went to work and got fired.
And I'm like, dog, I could have stayed home.
But everybody says that I could have did this,
but would want a total opposite.
Because if you get the text, you could have told me to my face.
No, no, no.
They thought you was pussy brawling then.
No.
They tried you to your face.
I didn't know.
I would have preferred to not take that drive
Oh, you prefer to text. Yeah
Now but finish the story that's when you hooked off in the right
That's when you know why thank you. You had to shank something right cuz my parents told me no fighting for the white people
My drop my drop for that corny bullshit.
Mic drop one, two, one, two.
Oh, man.
That was good.
Yeah, no, they don't play with me like that.
No.
Okay, so wait.
Okay, so the latest one on Dialogues Podcast.
It was Melly Mel.
Melly Mel.
He gave it up about Hove, about Wayne, about Eminem.
I'm probably forgetting somebody.
So he's talking about the 50 greatest.
The 50 greatest. It was basically a response video to the Vibe. Was it Vibe? Billboard.
Billboard Vibe.
Who should not be making lists anymore.
He thinks that Busta Rhymes is better than
Hov. Jesus.
Because in his, which
he made a valid argument, which is what I like
about his hate. He had valid arguments.
He said that Busta Rhymes is a better performer. So that slider is way up for him and he's also got studio hits so it's not a
blowout on the other side i respect that he said i don't know what records he made like that
he said i might i might i might know one or two of them but i don't think you ever hear kendrick
in the club like that so you like i don't even know why Kendrick is up so high.
Man, he's just an old hater.
I'm sorry.
He's an old hater.
I like old haters, yo.
I love old haters.
I mean, he's a legend.
We respect him for what he did for hip hop.
But nobody want to hear about that shit, Shareef.
No, but Joe do.
I don't want to hear about that shit.
I want to hear from the whole interview.
One fish, two fish, red blitz.
Nobody want to hear.
Get your ass out of here.
Go to sleep.
Yeah, you seen that nigga flexing at the wars.
He gonna body slam you.
He gonna throw you in a garbage can.
I will capitalize off of it.
That's the problem with y'all.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's the problem with you.
I'm gonna get a double deal.
I'm gonna release it on my man joint,
and I'm gonna release it on mine after.
I'm gonna be mad if you fight Melly Mel.
In that case, go right ahead. Melly Mel. In that case,
go right ahead.
Melly Mel,
how you know
what's playing
in the club?
He said that too.
He said,
I don't really be at the club
so I'm pretty sure
that I'm playing there.
He was honest about this shit.
He was like,
that's just my opinion.
I don't listen to rap.
It's just hate.
Oh my God.
Just hate.
Keep hating.
Those old niggas
getting their hate on.
Keep hating.
I love it.
Do you think that, who was listening, though?
I think it's guys over, what, 40?
You guys finally attended?
Because I know the young ones, we don't care about what he's talking about.
Unless he says something crazy.
Well, that is crazy.
They probably like that, then.
They probably like that.
Look how happy Park's is.
It's great content, yo.
Come on, man.
Bruh, old niggas hating is great.
We're all timeless.
He wore the golden book back then.
Obviously, he's a capable rapper.
If he was talking about sales, he sold more than everybody.
If he's talking about rhyme style, okay, he got a rhyme style.
But he's white.
There you go.
That's old nigga hating.
You a trainer, bro.
Thank you.
That's why you ain't with Oscar yet.
Because that's what you be doing. C's old nigga Hayden. You a traitor, bro. Thank you. That's why you didn't win the Oscar yet. Because that's what you be doing.
Crammy.
Or Oscar.
Or Oscar.
Okay.
I love this content.
I love old haters.
Shout out to them, though.
Shout out.
And he's a legend.
Yeah.
You know we look to your directions.
No.
I'm looking at none of them for that one.
I'm going to leave the awkward silence.
Got it.
What Chris Rock should have did.
Yeah, I'm going to leave it there.
Go ahead.
In case anybody has something they want to get out,
anything that they want to say,
burning a hole inside their chest,
now's the time to do so.
If not, I will be forced to move us on to another topic.
Let me allow the necessary three minutes.
What?
No.
Yo.
Three minutes of silence is crazy.
Let me allow 10 minutes of silence to just make sure people are done with this.
Ah, fuck that.
We done.
Yo, nowhere is Busta Rhymes.
Forget it, yo.
See?
Here you go.
Forget it.
And you know you're going to be hurt.
He like you, Joe.
He's going to give you, oh, I'm proud of you. Stop, because you hyping him right now. That's to be hurt. He love you, Joe. He's going to give you all how proud he is.
Stop, because you're
hyping him right now.
That's my man.
That's my man, too.
Busta Rhymes is not going to say
he's a better rapper.
I was about to say,
would Busta Rhymes put himself
before Jay-Z?
No, he would not put himself.
That's Lil Wayne
talking about something.
Yo, everybody ahead of me
on that list
know that I'm number one.
I mean.
Get your shine on.
Ice, you got Lil Wayne
better than Biggie?
Yeah.
Really?
Again, longevity matters to me in these things.
When you talk these greatest lists, that matters.
Some people don't.
Your career lasted two, three, four years for whatever reason.
Like death?
Yeah, whatever reason.
There's people that went to jail, their careers was cut short.
I got rapid fire for you, so you can't unpack everything.
I'm not unpacking.
I was just answering her question.
Well, answer it fast.
You got them better than 3K?
Yeah.
Easy to, right?
Yeah, easy.
Yes.
And you got them better than Nas,
easy clearing them.
I can go back and...
I have Wayne at two.
So I will put Nas right there behind the pause.
Okay.
Got it.
I think your opinion, I think you share the opinion of a lot of the younger people of that.
This is our age.
I know, but you know.
I know what you're saying.
It's different.
But yeah, like what Wayne is, he's,
bro,
being able to rap,
you've done it all,
damn near.
And again,
I look at this shit like 2K with the sliders.
And it ain't just how well you rap,
bars you can put together.
It's hit records.
It's longevity.
It's influence.
All of these things matter.
It's flow.
And he's,
all his sliders are up.
Being able to withstand the fall off, that matters to me because some people can't withstand the fall off
that's that's right so to be able to fall off and get back up again yeah that's going to move
you up some notches what do you say to the people that say that wayne isn't number one from his own
camp i disagree with them people.
Okay.
So where do you have Drake?
Drake is in the top five.
For sure.
Do you have him in the top five?
How many people are in the top five?
20.
So to you it'll be.
That's really just the truth and that's it.
There's 20 people in my top five Y'all
Y'all divvy it up
I feel you on that
Listen depending on
Mood and shit like that
Yeah
Shit changes
That's why this is bullshit
Hov is always number one to me
But yes I do have
Wayne right there behind him
It's hard to not put Nas there now
You asked me this last year
Nas might not have been so high
or year before last
but even his current output
keeps moving him up
my last question
my last and final question to you
on this matter is
what would you say is
Lil Wayne's Purple Rain
really
song
I thought of that too
yeah
song or album that's why I wanted to ask him I don't think it's song Mm, really? Song? I thought of that too. Yeah.
Song or album?
That's why I wanted to ask him.
I don't think it's...
Well, song, song,
cause we know what the album will be.
Well, do we?
Two or three?
So when you say his purple ring,
like that's-
The core would say two,
but the world would say three.
Yeah, I agree.
Or...
Mr. Officer, Mrs. Officer?
Hell no.
Hell no.
What?
I wouldn't even say a no. Look at y' Officer? I don't know. What? I wouldn't even say it.
I wouldn't even say it.
No.
Look at y'all.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Let them do it.
What y'all do?
Get y'all shit off.
They're in unison.
Y'all very rarely are on the same page, though.
Yeah, we got to highlight this.
Hold on, you know what?
This is in here.
Oh, wow.
Oh, shit.
You got the competition out the way.
She wore the dress for nothing, right?
She ain't wearing nothing. Don't call Flip nothing, man. Oh, shit. You got the competition out the way. She wore the dress for nothing, right? She ain't wearing
for nothing.
Don't call Flip nothing, man.
Wait, hold on.
Did she wear it for nothing
or he might have told her
to put that dress on
to throw a saw
before he's watching the dog?
We don't know.
Do you see these narratives?
Sorry.
Do you see these narratives?
Yeah, you're doing
so much to death, then.
I wouldn't say a Millie,
honestly.
You wouldn't say a Millie? would i would you wouldn't say millie
i would say i would say it was lollipop because of what that's cool they could be on my ass but
i'm i can explain it too that was the record i forget who it was was it somebody we even talked
or berg somebody was even saying it that record was the one that niggas knew like you somebody
said it lollipop was the song that separatediggas knew. Somebody said it. Lollipop was the song
that separated him.
That was his crossover hit.
I said it about How to Love
and they tore me up.
Yeah, it wasn't How to Love.
I responded to that
and said Lollipop.
I was speaking from a musician.
I was speaking about,
I was in the studios
around the rappers.
This is what the rappers
were saying at the time.
And I'm telling you,
it wasn't How to Love.
It was Lollipop that did
that exact same thing
that you're thinking about.
Wayne fans are breaking their phone right now
listening to us, right?
That's fine.
And I'm aware of that.
I'm just saying that is the one.
Now, we talking influential,
I would say I Feel Like Dying
is probably his most influential record
because that opened up the entire wave
of all of these younger emo,
in touch with my feelings,
and I'm depressed,
and all of that came from that song.
Let me ask a bunch of East Coast people this.
Do you think that there will ever be a day
that anybody can budge Hove off of that number one spot for y'all?
Yeah, it's possible.
No.
Do you think you'll be allowed to see it?
Yeah.
I think it's possible.
And I think Kendrick Lamar can do it.
I think Drake can do it. I was going to say, I think Drake can do it. If there's any think Kendrick Lamar can do it. I think Drake can do it.
I was going to say that.
I think Drake can do it.
If there's any chance.
I think they can do it.
I think they can do it.
Expound.
Expound, please, and then we'll move on.
I'm sorry I had to do that.
We're both here.
I can't believe.
I can't.
No, listen, we bumped into some gold right here.
I can't believe they're saying this.
I think that Drake has been on an amazing run,
and if he continues to do that for another...
How many more years do you think he needs?
Not many.
It's really a quality of projects from this point out.
If he gives us another two undeniable kind of classic type albums...
Oh, yeah, they're breaking it.
Holy shit.
Hey, Blue, I'm ashamed that this talk is happening in front of you.
Y'all saying this in front of Blue Williams, man.
Come on, can we rethink our hip-hop takes?
It's like a nigga in here from hip-hop.
Listen.
You think if Drake gets two more, I'm not arguing your opinion.
Undeniable classic albums.
You think if Aubrey Graham gets two more, like, take care level?
Yes.
So far gone level?
Yes.
Well, do you think he can get two more of those?
I don't know if he can.
But if he does, he has surpassed Hope.
I don't know if I'm surprised, but I think he can catch up.
I want to, and I think I feel like I want to clarify that you're not saying that that would change your perception of Hope being number one.
like I want to clarify that you're not saying that that would change your perception of
hope being number one. That the perception
itself will shift because
of just
generational. I think time alone is going to
shift. And that's what
he means. Time is going to
shift it based on
the perception of people.
It's people now that have
they don't want to hear that Jay-Z shit.
You just moved the goal post. No she didn't no she didn't move it she did she did she did she did she didn't um thank
you she did not move yeah you saying yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm being very specific in my question
of parks which is you have hove number one right now sure in your lifetime do you think in your
opinion you will see enough to where that may change?
I'm telling you, yes.
That's different from—
If we're talking about me, Parks, and my favorite in my list, Hov ain't number one anyway.
All right, who's number one on your list?
I would put—I probably like Nas more.
I probably like—I'm very vocal about Ghostface being my favorite rapper.
Andre 3000 might be ahead of him as far as what I personally would be like,
wow, this guy is more amazing than everyone else.
Now, if I'm factoring all the business
and accolades and all that shit,
then you got to put Hov number one.
But if you're talking about what I want us to do
in my headphones when I'm by myself,
Hov might not be number one.
And that's why I always do my favorite rapper list.
I don't do best rapper ever,
I never touch those lists.
So for anybody out there,
if you know Hov,
do not let him hear this segment
or this particular podcast.
I'm clear that Hov is the GOAT.
Hov is definitely the GOAT.
But who'd you say could clear him?
He's the GOAT.
But it's kind of what Mel was saying.
Cardinal Fisher's GOAT?
Shade.
McCarty Slane.
Shade.
That's my man.
That's my man.
Do not talk about my countryman like that.
That's my man.
Cardi Slane.
Without him, we don't get Drake.
That part.
That part.
Cardinal official.
Rascals.
Socrates.
We don't get Drake without Malaya.
Okay?
All right.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
She's a bad girl. Move right along. Move right along. Move right along. without Malaya. Okay. All right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. She's a bad girl.
Move right along, move right along, move right along.
She's a maniac, maniac of love.
All right, come on, come on.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
All right, moving right along.
That was interesting to me.
No, and I wasn't moving the goalposts.
Hope is number one to me.
Nobody's going to change that.
There's no list
that could happen
five, ten, fifteen years
from now
that will change that.
He's number one to me.
But there's people
older than us
that would say the same
about Rakim or somebody.
I tell y'all this.
Very true.
My pops will fight me.
Rakim and KRS
is the greatest thing
in hip hop
and nothing else matters.
Right.
I bring any name up,
yeah, but they not this.
And I'm like,
they not even top.
He don't want to hear it.
We have become that.
It's hoved to us.
Can I say something?
Us is Wayne.
Can I say something
really ignorant
that'll probably get me flagged
and shadowbanned even more?
Well, keep the camera on him, E.
I don't need to be shadowbanned.
Like,
in hip-hop anyway,
this should be a certain age where we don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about your opinion or anything.
And I think that should be the case for all of our dads.
I don't ever want to hear a part and us saying, yeah, my dad would say that.
But, Joe, we've become our dads to our kids.
After us.
But that age is, but that's different generations
our dads are different multiple generations at least us and our kids well some of us and our
kids can have the talk because it's a generation gap one generation gap once you start getting the
two three and four generation gap
how are we
shut the fuck up
how many years older
than you was your dad
I don't want to
just say my dad's age
yeah you could
25
okay
so my pops was
seven
17 or 18
so it's like
it ain't that far apart
it's just
where they
where hip hop,
where he fell in love
with hip hop,
what's important to him,
he don't want to hear
nobody younger than him.
Don't want to hear
what they got to say.
It's the same shit we do.
Anytime I tell you
what kids out here today
is saying,
you're like,
yeah,
but I ain't never
talking to them.
They look at us that way.
Because their opinions
are irrelevant.
Their opinions
don't matter to us.
Our opinions
don't matter to them.
It's a line.
It keeps happening.
I'm pretty sure
there's a big chunk
of the population
that don't have
Hov nowhere near
the floor.
And I was so
out of tune with hip hop.
You know what I mean?
Like when you guys
said that.
Well who would you
say is the one then?
I'm sorry.
I bet the kids
would be saying
Drake or somebody.
They would say Drake.
Yes.
Today?
Maybe Cole.
Bro every time
we bring Hov up you see what they be saying bro? Or Wayne. I'm from the south. We Bro, every time we bring Hov up, you see what they be saying?
Bro, listen.
I'm from the South.
We ain't give a fuck about Hov down here like that.
That's true.
I'm from the West Coast.
We didn't give a fuck about Hov down there like that.
Is it really true?
Did they not really care about him?
Well, I hear that.
I don't know.
I can't speak for them.
And I talk to a lot of these niggas that's like, bro.
They say that a lot.
We don't care.
The records ain't do shit.
Across this line, we didn't really give a fuck about what I was talking about.
Hov wasn't that down here.
I heard that a lot.
So that means that the East Coast would be single-handedly responsible for the majority
of the sales then?
Mm-hmm.
That's what you're saying.
If you're saying that in the West Coast, they had to care about Hov and Senator.
Yeah, but the middle of the country.
Yeah, but caring about a nigga.
That's what I'm saying.
Niggas in Atlanta are telling you, hey, we didn't fuck with them.
I think I just saw someone on the Hating Channel today.
Huh?
I think I just saw someone on the Hating Channel the other day saying they didn't play Hov on the West Coast.
Bro, it's niggas.
Dog, when we start talking about these potential versus and all of that shit, they be like, bro, we we didn't play that shit out here. Alright, so I submit to what
y'all are saying. Maybe the kids today would say
that Wayne is one or Drake is one
or one of them is one.
My rapper brain tells me this.
That when the
nigga that y'all say is number one
knows that somebody else is
number one, then it kind of takes them away
from being able to be number one. And that's my
thinking.
While Hov may not have been influential in these other parts of the world,
he raised the niggas
that became influential
in the other parts of the world.
That's true.
But he was raised by niggas too.
So where does that stop then?
Who was he raised by?
He tell you Biggs, Kane,
all of that shit.
Hov tell you that.
See, and that's where
your true greatness is.
Because, yo, these people raised me.
Jazzo.
Cool Gs.
All of them niggas.
Whoever they were.
Now look.
This is what I did with that, and those are my OGs.
I'm the greatest.
That's different from what we talking about here.
So Wayne can't say, I was raised by Hov.
Wayne is one.
Kendrick is one. Drake is by Hov. Wayne is one. Kendrick is one.
Drake is one.
J. Cole is one.
That whole wave,
if you get them in a room privately,
would acknowledge
or have acknowledged
at some point
that Hov is number one.
So cool that you outgrew that.
You went and accomplished
some shit.
You sold records
and now you got your machismo,
your bravado on,
you talking your shit.
Now I'm number one now.
That's fine.
But even in that i credit to and that's my that's my body wayne just went to the that's my body to the billboard shit and said yo everybody y'all got hired in me y'all know i'm
better than all of them hove included i thought he was lying though i thought that was cap but see
i thought that was cap wayne's went off went on a run forever saying the best the greatest rapper
ever the best rapper alive, all of that shit.
He called himself these things.
But I thought that was marketing.
And acted like it.
But that's marketing.
What do you mean acted like it?
How did he act like it?
That's marketing.
Because he said it and went on to put out a thousand verses or a thousand mixtapes because I'm standing on it.
I'm not just making it a claim.
It's like, hold on.
It's like a boxer saying, I'm the best fighter in the world, but I'm not making a thousand mixtapes because I'm standing on it. I'm not just making it a claim. It's like, hold on. It's like a boxer saying, I'm the best fighter in the world, but I'm not fighting nobody.
Wayne went and said, yo, I'm the best rapper alive, and I'm going to rap and show y'all I'm the best rapper alive.
With all the people that-
With everybody.
Everybody you think I'm going to rap.
Cole, same shit.
I'm the greatest rapper alive.
I'm going to give anybody who wanted a feature, I'm going to smoke you on your style of type of beat.
So you can't say I'm not versatile.
I'm doing everything possible to prove that I'm the best.
I've watched Wayne at the Oscars rap Jay-Z's whole verse.
Jay sat there and rapped nobody else's verse.
Okay.
That says something to me.
It says I'm influenced by this guy right here.
I'm thankful to him.
He knows he's him.
I'm thankful to him.
And that song, What God Did, what came thankful to him. He knows he's him. I'm thankful to him.
And that song, What God Did, what came out last year,
he knows the whole thing.
And that point I love by you, Flip, give me a pound.
This is what I'll say.
I don't know much, but I know that if somebody went to Hov's studio
with an open second verse on God Did
and Wayne rapping for nine minutes at the end.
Hov's not doing that song.
It's true.
You're not even going to ever put me in a light that could mistakenly make niggas think I'm number two.
Where Hov is going to rap however many bars Wayne rapped.
And then somebody's going to come behind him and do what he did.
He never going to put himself in that spot.
That's all I'm going to say.
That's complicated, though.
But I feel you.
I feel you.
And it may be a pointless point.
Yeah.
Like it don't prove anything.
There's a million things that could have happened.
It doesn't prove anything.
Absolutely.
Cal could have not told anybody who was getting on the record.
There's a million things that could have happened.
Or just when Hov got on it, he just decided to go.
Okay, cool.
Then.
It's Hov.
I'm not going to cut it.
And now I'm just nitpicking.
Then, how Wayne looked when they performed the shit, it looked number two-ish.
Well, you're number two on this record.
Easily, you're number two on this record.
Then don't get in your private corners and say everybody before me on the list know that I'm number one.
I just watched an award show where the number one nigga
looked like he was number one.
He had his drug dealer buddy sitting next to him.
He had smoke coming up.
Allegedly.
Retired.
He says it every song.
He had his friends sitting next to him
and he made y'all niggas walk from the parking lot and rap.
Stop me when I'm saying something.
He was seated in a chair,
comfortable,
breath,
whatever,
rap forever.
You niggas walked from Timbuk1
into New England Bird.
He didn't even let y'all,
let you come near the little table.
Hey,
no,
hey,
drop that piano right where it is.
Right there. Back it up. No, we'll bring the camera over table. Hey, no. Hey, drop that piano right where it is.
Right there.
Back it up.
No, we'll bring the camera over there.
God, dude.
Let me tell you what Hov did.
Listen, I'm with you.
I'm with you on that song at that same token. I submitted it already, but I see what y'all saying.
When the record came out, there was a large consensus saying, yeah, Hov rapped longer,
but Wayne had the better rap verse.
And they fought that.
And they still fight that today.
Wait, who said that?
Some people out there.
Some people out there
were saying that.
A lot of,
no, not just some.
That was a big number.
Well, it was people
that wasn't Wayne fans
said it to.
Like, I came in here
and said,
they let Wayne go a little longer.
I see what's going on.
Then he might have
a long day of work.
So that,
okay, I'm not. Yeah, Wayne approaches a beat, like, I don't of work so that okay I'm not
yeah Wayne approaches
a beat like
I don't care who on here
I'm still gonna do
what I do
today
can I say one thing
real quick
before coming here
I didn't know
the impact
that Rakim had
on hip hop
like that
I'm so out of tune
I called Uncle E
I called Eric B
this podcast is really
disrespectful to like
people that changed I learned I had to call Uncle E I called Uncle E. I called Eric B. This podcast is really disrespectful to people that changed
our lives. I had to call Uncle E.
I said, Uncle E hung up the phone
on me. I bet he did.
He called me back. He said, Flip, come on. You got to get better.
But it's just that I didn't know the
impact that he had like that.
I didn't. Wow. And then I listened to
when 50 started rapping. Check, check
out my melody. And I started putting
things. People shouted out Rakim a lot.
You know what I'm saying?
I started to put things together.
A lot, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, them tattoos make more and more sense.
No, I mean.
Don't do me like that.
No, it do.
I get it.
You don't know Rakim.
But nobody has took the time to say, yo, flip.
Hockey hat.
You got Cary Grant.
That's why I'm going to call Joe privately so he can explain to me.
Oh, please don't.
You want me to make you a playlist?
I don't want that responsibility
no but you explain things to me
and I get it when you explain
and that's why I'm telling
Uncle E on the phone
I'm like
when Joe explains something to me
he puts it all
in the full circle
where I get it
if you could just say
Rakim was the best
okay I want to know how
what did he do
like you know
stuff like that
and they go like
go look it up
I need somebody to break it down
you change the way
people rhyme
rhyme schemes
most importantly
Uncle E hook up the phone on me and they call me back yeah he was on it I need somebody to break it down. You changed the way that people rhyme. Rhyme schemes. That's what I heard, yeah. Most importantly, yeah.
Uncle E hooked up the phone with me and they called me back.
Yeah, he was out.
Can I send you like an Essentials album?
Sure.
Okay.
Look at you, you got to get your hip hop from a Canadian.
Just get paid for it.
Damn.
Are you from Queens?
How hip hop are you?
You from Queens?
No, I know.
Are you from Queens?
I know the records, but I didn't know the influence that he had.
Like, you see what Paul Chester-
Long Island right there.
See, I got it on me.
I ain't going to hold you, man.
You might be from Westchester now or something.
Don't do that.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Who do you think is the best rapper in the world?
I got J.A. number one.
Okay.
I'm just checking.
All right, we can move on.
Move on to what?
What else is important out here?
Nothing.
Black China, we told you. Amber Rose, we can move on. Move on to what? What else is important out here? Nothing. Black China, we told you.
Amber Rose, we told y'all.
Oh, yeah.
Stop.
You can't backtrack.
None of this shit's important, so fuck it.
Get this shit off.
What Black China did?
She deleted her OnlyFans because of her son.
Act just called me with Natalie Nunn on the phone.
I'm sorry?
See, speaking of answering a number and then it being somebody else on the phone, I hate
that shit.
You played it off well, though. I'm nice. What happened? Well, I don't have you played it off well though I'm nice what happened I don't have no beef
with Natalie no no no you can't fight and you can't say that now because she
won a little fight do you think that amber rose is gonna delete her only fans
no no her son said it's a woman's choice.
Put that woman first.
That's what he said, man.
Black China deleted the OnlyFans.
She said her son is getting older and certain things. Because why we act like the kids in school these days don't do credit card scams or have credit cards to put a number in to watch the OnlyFans.
I said all of this and got killed.
Let's talk about it.
We see you.
You put your son through a lot of situations,
a lot of fights.
Ask Pamela Anderson what happened to her sons.
They had to go to little white boys
to learn karate.
We see you.
Big old ass in the...
Easy flip.
It's true, though.
I'm sorry.
I'm showing you'm not gonna show you
That shit magic
When I was going to school
Niggas would wear your
Moms and pops on they shirts
Look what they're doing today
Screenshavers
This your mom?
Come on man
No you're on to something
Hey y'all
Hey
There's no more dangerous
Place in the world
Than children's group chat
What?
Roasting Talk about it Joe Oh Joe I got this I can't I mean I could so I can yeah no these kids right your kids
are going to know what pussy look like
know what your mama pussy look like.
Okay, all right.
That's where it get a little crazy. They know what your mom pussy look like.
What?
You better make sure your kid know how to fight.
Flip told him.
I told y'all this.
I'm in karate class.
But what's happening?
Was Blac Chyna shit lit anyway?
I'm sure she was making a couple dollars.
Before she was saying she was making, how many million?
She said some 20 million number.
Yeah.
Now you deleting it? Okay. She wasn't making 20 million number. Yeah.
Now you deleted it?
Okay.
She wasn't making 20 million.
She don't do content on Sundays, though, right?
Oh, Lord.
Do we have a friend of the show, Joe?
Go ahead.
Let me have my little... All right, come on.
Friend of the show.
Friend of the show.
Part of the show.
Part of the show.
All right, part of the show.
You're right. We got a part of the show. Yeah, come on. Where of the show. All right, part of the show. You're right.
We got a part of the show.
Yeah, come on, Joe.
Where's time at over there?
Anyway.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
Oh, that's how it made me cry.
Look at you.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Absolutely.
No, hit the applause, y'all.
Get the fuck out of here.
I don't care.
Inside Joe, hit the applause.
I will.
I will.
Inside out.
Inside out.
Yeah.
I'll hit it.
I'll hit it.
That's what I'm talking about.
Get the fuck out of here.
You niggas are bomb.
Team effort.
That was fire.
That was fire.
Good job, y'all.
Good job, y'all.
Your phone ringing.
Your phone ringing.
My phone ringing?
Who called me to God?
Oh, my lawyer's calling me.
What one of y'all did now?
Me.
Oh, man.
One of y'all talking crazy again.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Actually, let me answer this.
Don't do it.
Hold on. Hold on. Don't answer this. Actually, let me answer this. Don't do it. Hold on, hold on.
Don't answer this.
Andrew, I'm on air.
Are you good?
I'm good, my God.
I'm speaking with a king.
I'm honored.
Oh, my man.
Oh, I feel good already.
Hey, now.
What's up?
All you have to do is,
real quick,
I'm just giving you a heads up.
So we're in the process
of trying...
Hey.
Hey.
Yes, sir.
That's my man.
That's my man.
Shout out to him.
That was hilarious.
Once he started getting into lawyer, we're in the process of.
Bro, you snatched that wire out quick.
Yeah, man.
I thought that was funny when Chris Rock was talking about the kids' parents at his school having lawyers and lawyers for lawyers. I thought that was funny when Chris Rock was talking about the kids' parents at his school
having lawyers and lawyers for lawyers.
I thought that was pretty funny.
And I'm laughing at Bel Air now,
but they fired the black girl.
They fired old Ashley from the school.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They fired old Ashley from the school, yeah.
For teaching stuff outside the curriculum.
So now Viv is holding a meeting at the school.
That's funny.
That's funny.
I got a lot of shows to catch up on.
Still not caught up on Your Honor?
I'm close.
I'm close.
You told last week?
No.
No way.
Mary King's there?
No.
I just started it.
Oh, man.
You know what my problem is?
I figured it out.
It's when I lose track of wherever the show is, like once I start fucking or not really
watching the show, I have to go back to pay attention to everything that I missed in the
show.
I have to really see it.
Girls don't do that.
Girls get to fucking and then they just go to wherever the show was when they stopped
fucking.
No.
No, I don't do that.
Girls be like, all right, I think I can remember if I just keep watching.
She's like, no, I like the acting, the cinematography.
No, I go back.
And these shows, you got to pay attention.
So no, I might miss something in that seven minutes.
There's some shows that you put on when you're fucking.
And there's some shows that you do not start fucking while you're watching.
Or if you do, you just go back and watch the episode over.
It'd be real tough trying to fuck the first take.
Yo.
They don't have one beautiful voice on there,
and they all try to be so animated.
I'm trying to get this nut off.
Here comes Stephen A. with a Lakers take right now.
Whatever he's most passionate about,
that's what he's getting off while I'm trying to get mine off.
And Anthony Davis, you got to pick the team up.
No, you got to shut the fuck up.
Now I gotta get out the pussy, find the remote, mute the shit, or drag the pussy with me to the remote, mute the shit.
Yeah.
You ain't never do that?
No, man.
You ain't never gotta get something off the end table while you're in the pussy?
Yeah.
You get up and go get it?
No, you just roll with the pussy.
Like, I get you.
So you drag the pussy with you.
There you go.
The word drag is a little bit.
Well, you got to do your thing.
You got to bring the pussy.
You got to stretch your own straw.
Okay.
Bring the pussy with you now.
That gets tough when she's thick.
You watch Last Us?
Yes.
No.
Yes, I did.
That shit is good, yeah.
No.
Can I borrow your HBO password?
Sure. Okay, thank you. Gotcha. Okay. You just got to make your own page, though. No. Yes, I did. That shit is good, yeah. No. Can I borrow your HBO password? Sure.
Okay, thank you.
Gotcha.
Okay.
You just got to make your own page, though.
Word.
Maybe you should start answering some of those FaceTimes.
Somewhere between iconic and my iconic.
Something for something.
And I wonder.
I've got Showtime.
You want that?
I've got Showtime.
You've got Showtime?
Okay, I have Starz.
You want that?
What I say now. I want that? I got Showtime. You got Showtime? Okay, I have Starz. You want that? Uh-oh.
What I say now,
I'm not gonna say now.
Nothing was the same.
I still be drinking on the love.
I respect it,
but you can just have the password.
It's good. It's cool.
It's crazy, man.
Stop doing them niggas like that.
Guess there's a few packages you're missing.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Oh, man.
Anyways, whatever.
What?
Damn, so you missed
everything
yo give me that
love kit back
we didn't talk about
the love kit
that's true
where's the love kit
it's in your bag
it's in your bag
give me the love kit back
no she just went
and opened exactly
what she was looking for
yeah man I'm gonna
try and steal the love kit
give me my damn bag
where's the love kit
here we go
so
the love kit
that he said
the hotel leaves.
Oh, the kinky kit.
Brought this back from Miami.
It's a little kinky kit.
Hey.
What you got in there?
A couple's erotic vibrating ring.
Mini multi-speed vibrator.
That sounds like a cock ring with a vibrator and another vibrator.
And a bullet.
And a bullet.
Two premium condoms for some strange reason.
Yes.
Throw those out.
And Liquid Pleasures
personal lubricant.
That's not enough.
I could use that.
That's not enough.
Oh, this is the lube.
That's the lube.
This is the vibrator.
I'm going to keep that
for research purposes.
I normally bring my own lube.
I don't need this.
Wait, wait, huh?
Wait, what?
For research purposes. I've never... I'm... Wait, what? For research purposes.
I've never...
Wait, what did she say?
Mel, give me that thing back.
No, no, no. I fingered it.
It's too bad.
Oh, my God.
Flag on the play.
Flag on the play.
I didn't even mean to say that.
I didn't mean to say that. I held it.
I didn't bring that back for you. I didn't mean to say that. Like, I held it. Sorry. I didn't bring that back for you.
I bring that back for me.
Oh, sorry. This is the cock
ring. This is it. Okay, good. Can you give the
man back the vibrator? Them shits get busy right there.
Now, that one right there, that's the... Them shits get busy.
That got the super vibration.
Oh, boom. Here we go.
Ooh, it's on. Now, that's a motor.
Now, that's a motor right there.
That's gonna get it done. Touch it, touch it.
Go ahead.
Oh, now Flip is touching my cock ring.
This is great.
My four horns.
Here you go.
Hopefully it wasn't used.
There you go.
She's trying to keep the vibrator in her left hand.
How you open this shit again?
Oh, yeah.
I'm holding.
I'm.
There we go.
Man, you can't put it in your bra.
There we go.
This is against.
The speed is different speeds.
Oh, my God. Don't put the cock ring. Don't put. The speed is different speeds. Oh, my God.
Don't put the cock.
Don't put it on the mic, please.
I might have to see what's good with this little shit.
Nah, that shit gets busy.
This shit look like I might tear something up.
This shit look like.
They don't just pull this out for anybody, though.
You got to go to work with them when this come out.
No, you'd have to do less work with that thing out.
For real?
That's the idea.
Do you put like lube on this shit?
Or no, just put it on your dick like this?
You might need a little bit to get it on there.
A lube.
Just to slide it on.
Oh my God.
All right.
Anyway.
Let's put this back in here.
Make sure you turn it off.
I'll save it for our group vacation.
What?
What?
What?
It's just those rainy days. Who wanted that raise?
Oh my God.
Who really is down to take this part to the next level?
I'm joking, y'all.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I wouldn't do that to you.
I wouldn't do that to you.
We need the lady.
All right.
We definitely need the lady.
We need the lady.
Yeah, we need the lady. All right. We definitely need the lady. We need the lady. Yeah, we need the lady.
There, moving right along.
I want to congratulate Michael B. Jordan and Jonathan Majors.
Creed did 100 million.
Hey.
Michael B. Jordan rapping on the beats to the white for a better day To be sure and scoop his nuts
I can't relax
Never had to be on a movie
And I shoot the little lady in all my dreams
Come on
Was this from a movie?
That's terrible
Big Jersey
What's that from?
Was he gonna start a rap career?
It don't matter
That's from the dumpster
So I wish for you on a bright shining star Everywhere I look There you are Was he going to start a rap career? It don't matter. That's from the dumpster.
There you are.
There you are.
There you are.
Scooby Snacks.
Scooby Snacks.
You cut that off.
This is in competition with the first worst song that you play on the movie screen cause she's the leading lady in all my dreams come on this is big jersey this is in competition
with
the first worst song
that you play
in the podcast
hold on
my thing is
how you men
know all the
you good
cause I have a good memory
I used to rap you know
I will violate you
right now
ain't nothing wrong
with that record
for singing this record
you can't sing that
I'd rather listen to
Logix
today was a good day
I think
congratulations to Michael B. Jordan and crew Sing that. I'd rather listen to Logic's Today Was a Good Day, I think.
Congratulations to Michael B. Jordan and crew and staff,
everybody that worked on that movie.
$100 million internationally and domestic week one.
Highest debut for a sports movie ever.
Wow.
That means everything else along the way is profit, profit, profit.
Salute.
Directorial debut for Michael B. Jordan as well.
Big win.
Big jersey.
And he's a big anime fan.
He's been talking about it.
He did an interview about the top five animes that he watched and inspired the movie Creed III.
It was dope.
Was One Piece on there?
One Piece was number one.
Dragon Ball was number two. Okay. Was Boondocks on there? One Piece was number one Dragon Ball was number two
okay
was the Boondocks on there?
no
South Park?
no
I think Bleach
Flintstones?
Hunter Hunter
and something else
I forgot the other one
I don't know
Pokemon?
I was gonna say
Do Right by Sylvester Stallone
but you know what
speaking for black people
and reparations
go ahead and take that
nigga's whole fucking
movie
take that nigga's movie line he didn't take it it no. For the more— Take that nigga's movie line.
He didn't take it.
It's the other guy.
I know it's the producer, but I'm going to put it on Michael B. Jordan.
Don't do that.
Because that's black excellence.
That's not—
That's black excellence.
You can't take some white people, beep it, put it on a black nigga that you don't like.
He's been working on this movie for 60 years, and we just came and took it.
No, we didn't take it.
That's some white shit.
No, we took that.
We got nothing to do with that.
That's Michael B. Jordan shit now. Yo, Jersey took that. They, we didn't take it. That's some white shit. No, we took that. We got nothing to do with that. That's Michael B. Jordan shit now.
Yo, Jersey took that.
They keep talking about creative differences.
And that's the way I side with Michael B. Jordan,
because like, yo, Rocky, we don't want to see you sick,
dying in the ring.
It's over for that.
Like, let's get into Creed's family, the wife.
Let's do all of that now.
But they should have paid him.
Do you think it's over?
Like, after this
like they're not gonna there's nowhere to take it take it to go or take it take it
like creed 4 yeah no it ain't over you see what this movie just did yeah it's not over run that
back yeah no we're running this back so this is oh yeah the deaf daughter woman champion of the world. We going to Creed 19.
They got Avatar 4 and 5.
Already filmed.
And 3 didn't even drop yet.
Yes.
They not bullshitting. Oh, it's how much
money we just made that fast?
Did Avatar 2 do as good as 1?
It crushed. I don't know if it did as good as the
first one, but it...
They're happy. Yes, they're happy.
It was not possible. Avatar 2 broke
records. Yes, they're happy.
They're extremely happy to the point where they already
announced, hey, we up to five.
What? Yeah.
Yeah, that's just how it is.
All right, take a picture. Show me. Take a picture.
Show me. Gotta go. Bye. Hey, she found
my keys.
Sorry, guys. That had my whole day fucked up
I bet it did
Bet you put that air tag back on now won't you
He's biracial
Biracial girl
That's the name of the episode
No
But who's biracial
I can't believe that Melissa tried to argue
For biracial rights at the top of this podcast
Yo don't do that shit again during our joke
When we trying to get jokes up, don't do
that it shit where you're trying to have
an eye girl, a biracial, and we
all the kids, eye girls,
they really have that story to tell.
The biracial.
She's a biracial spokeswoman.
She's biracial.
She's a biracial
girl.
No, I am not trying to.
I can't speak for America because you guys are Americanized.
But in my part of Canada,
the biracial people I grew up with
all had like,
they really had to struggle.
Because she hold me down every time.
Anybody got sleepers?
You fucking assholes
She made us drinks to drink
We drunk them
Got drunk
Oh my god
Alright let me see what else is going on
Alright that's it
We done
We done
We done
We out of here
Part of the show
We got one
We got a good one
Let's do it
It's not a good one
But I can get it off anyway
He's by ratio
Bye
Bye
He's by ratio Come Alright. Bye. He's biracial, girl.
I love you guys.
All right.
That was super funny at the top of it.
Don't do that shit again.
You tried to do your best ish impersonation.
She tried to.
She had to hold it down.
How sad was you that ish didn't come to work today?
I mean, you know, I'm always sad when a part of the bionic six isn't here.
We're always here.
That is not true.
Which part is ish of the bionic Six isn't here. We're always here. That is not true. Which part is ish of the Bionic Six?
The heart?
By ratio.
By ratio.
All right, we have got.
Leave me alone, you guys.
Oh, shit.
What?
You got some fire?
Trying to find some new shit.
What do we got?
Oh, something.
Oh.
Oh, we got action?
These niggas must know when we record the pod.
We got some new ones that wasn't here a second ago.
Oh, nice.
Let me see.
Let me look at these.
This says, this is from Melissa.
Ford.
I've never read this.
Watching BMF made me think of my own situation.
Oh, well, you should change your life around then.
Why?
Would you tell your mom if you found out your dad was cheating?
About six years ago before I left for college, I was out when this lady came to me.
She introduced herself saying she knew my parents, but she left off with, I'm sure you heard my name in your house many times.
Oh, that's shady.
The way she said it, I'm sure what she meant.
My parents fought like the normal couple growing up, but my dad dealt with his own addiction for some times.
My parents were happy with me leaving for school.
My dad had been clean for years,
but me holding this end for years weighs on me.
What should I do?
Stay out your parents' business.
Yeah, keep your mouth shut.
Yeah, leave that alone.
I'm a nigga, so let me rap for the dad.
You really don't know shit.
You don't have no proof.
You have somebody that came up to you saying,
I know you have my name.
Like, they don't say what it was and what happened.
Thanks.
Yeah, you got to stay out of that one, homeboy.
Homegirl.
Homegirl.
Excuse me, my bad.
Yeah.
Homegirl, stay out of that.
Yeah.
I think we all agree.
You know what?
I'm reading the one before it, too.
This is from Michael.
No, I think she should talk.
No, forget it.
Talk to your parents.
Nah.
About their business?
Yeah.
No.
Yo, you guys are different.
Why not?
You just said that all the time.
We have a viral clip about people being,
children being more vocal.
That child should be vocal to her parents.
And talk about
what could potentially
ruin the marriage?
Are you saying that
because of what you've
been going through?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
That was wrong.
That was foul.
I thought about it
and I still brought it up.
Why you did that?
No, I'm sorry.
That was foul.
That was foul.
That was foul.
But don't project on the pod.
That nigga voice starts trembling.
He was like,
nah, they should talk
to their parents
about whatever's on their minds.
All right.
Enjoy your shit, y'all.
Holy shit.
Listen.
I'm freezing.
Michael says,
girl dad versus boy dads.
My son is 15 and recently broke his first heart.
So I hear him and his crying girlfriend on the phone when suddenly I heard an older man voice.
Your parents be nosy as hell.
It was her dad making threats to my son, talking about what her brother is going to do to him because you
got my daughter
over here crying over some punk ass
boy. So that's when I walk in, took
his phone and made some threats
to my own. I told him
he got girl cousins too and it's nothing
to get your daughter and wife
pushed down a flight of steps.
So now the school
is calling me saying I took it too far.
Hey, wait a second.
Hold up now.
That's not how that go.
Wait.
Saying I took it too far.
I understand girl dads, but you're not going to try and scare mine.
Let kids be kids as long as it doesn't get physical.
Did I take it too far or was I in the right?
I feel him, but he took it too far.
No.
Why you can't have taken it too far and be right?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think he was wrong.
And I think the first father doing the threatening,
opening the door for all that shit.
He initiated it.
No, he didn't take it too far to me.
I met your aggression with aggression, my nigga.
How many?
Are you supposed to overhear your child getting threatened and do nothing about it?
That ain't got nothing to do with girl dad, boy dad, nothing.
She's biracial.
Shut the fuck up.
Melissa, do you have something to add to this topic?
You know, I'm sitting here and I'm just trying to put myself in the position that everybody was in.
I understand why girl dad would do what he did.
I totally understand why girl dad would do what he did.
Me too.
You know what I mean?
Because it's just like, you're her protector.
Like you are how she's going to look at, you know, how she like her expectations of how men should treat her.
You know what I mean?
So I think that his was a little bit more bluster and bravado.
I think that the boy dad was about that life
and threatened girl dad's other children and his wife.
I think that was a little crazy.
But you can't, you don't get to dictate.
The mom should have been left out of it.
The mom should have been left out of it.
No, no.
You don't get to dictate How somebody responds
To your disrespect
You disrespected them
By threatening his son
So right there
You open the door
For whatever
Some parents
Will die for their kids
So the second
You disrespect them
You threatening my son
Or that's why I said
I don't put it on
Girl that boy
Here's the thing
I would be
I would be really interested
To find out
What the
You know
The disrespect was You know what I mean Like find out what the, you know, the disrespect was.
You know what I mean?
Like what the broken heart was.
I don't care what the broken heart was.
Am I amazing?
When you are, when you are, listen, this is my child.
You are an adult on the phone with my child telling my child what you're going to do to him.
And you got brothers and cousins and this, that, and the third that's going to do something to him.
Okay, now you got to be prepared
for what comes with that.
Anytime y'all say the word girl, dad,
you unlock Ice's super move.
I just said it ain't got nothing to do
with girl, dad, boy, dad.
I'm not even-
I'm making a joke.
Okay, okay, so can I ask-
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
This is parent shit.
Can I ask a question?
Can I ask a question?
Same scenario happens.
Dude says, oh, my son just, you know,
broke his first heart, blah blah but come to and
it's your daughter whose heart got broken yes but come to find out the way he broke her heart was
she'd sent him like a partial nudie and he fucking showed it to everybody that's how he broke her
heart aren't you going to be the dad on the phone that's threatening this motherfucker for doing
like revenge porn and shit you You just broke a law.
That's breaking a law.
I'm using an extreme example.
But kids also don't think about this in terms of legalities.
Let's keep it there.
Let's keep it there though.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's keep it there.
Yes, I would be that dad.
I don't get to dictate how that child's dad responds to me
once I start threatening him either though.
That's all I'm saying.
You opened the door with threatening harm to this child.
OK, now that child's parent can turn up however they see fit.
I say that ice would not be that dad, depending on the situation.
I've seen a few of these situations.
Sometime the parent turns up and rightfully so.
But the other kids parents didn't so now the school
is handling your kid and then the school puts you out middle of the year now we talking about
other schools having room for you now we talking about hey does your address match up with where
the other schools the location you know all that district shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it gets funky.
It can get funky is all I'm
saying. And
I know you love your daughter too much, so you would look at those
situations first. I'm just saying
in her example, if I
respond that way,
I can't now play victim or something
or I'm wrong or think
that that other dad don't have a
voice to respond back. a smart back, bro.
Let me shoot this back at you.
You open that door, you got to be prepared for whatever come with it.
This is where I do think girl dad, boy dad has something to do with it.
Because you watching your young daughter cry is different from watching your young son cry.
So though you are a man over there so you should know the man
shit you watching your young daughter cry and the game is the game right like when my oldest son
came to me and told me about the breakup of the girl that I liked and what shit type of shit he
was on like he's like your dog you're not doing that to wait she knows about that that's what you're doing like you're breaking
hearts like that like as men you know that the guy growing up is doing the fucking fucking he
fucks shit yeah so us talking to our kid about him having that talk with his son huh not today
that shit changed a lot today these girls is moving different today oh wow i understand that
i understand that part too i understand i understand that part yeah this is i'm talking these girls is moving different today. Oh, wow. That's what we're going to do.
I understand that part, too.
This is different.
I understand that part, too.
Yeah, this is different. I'm talking about when you see your daughter crying home,
locking herself in the room for a week after school.
You kind of know that as a dad,
all right, dude got the best of her on some bullshit.
Yes, 100%.
I'm not talking about breaking laws and shit that's foul like that.
But, yeah, I fucked your friend.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm fucking five of your friends.
I popped up with somebody new now.
Just anything.
Anything.
Fuck boy shit.
What I'm saying is
once you as an adult
threaten somebody's child,
you got to be prepared
for wherever they want to take it.
But I also tell you
if you call me and threaten my kid and my wife
and my car is outside,
I'm coming to your house.
Again, you got to be prepared for whatever this goes.
Because I do believe that parents need to be able
to handle things as parents.
A lot of times, both kids be in the wrong with fuck shit.
Now we need to get on the phone as parents
and figure this out.
Correct.
And if one parent is on fuck shit,
then this could go a different way.
I agree.
I agree.
In this example, one parent was
on fuck shit.
You automatically start threatening the 15
year old. So I say, yeah, he should have talked about dude's wife.
Yeah, you
should have talked about dude's wife. You get what I'm saying?
This shit could go left. I've seen that before.
Seen that before. I go crazy for JR. My man. I'm saying? Like, this shit could go left. I've seen that before. Seen that before.
I go crazy for JR.
My man.
I'm old as hell.
I'm mad alarms.
When I go to alarm in my phone, it's every time.
Mad old.
9.15 p.m.
8.30 p.m. Is that the alarm wake up from nap?
Oh, yeah, for work.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Look, 4.45.
That's craziness.
All right.
I hope we were able to help you
With all your problems at home
I don't think you're wrong homeboy
I know
Yeah I know
Ice crazy as hell
No I'm not
Bro you just gotta watch
How you talk to people kids
Girl dad boy dad
It don't matter
People are overprotective
Of their children
And you watch what you say
To somebody kid
Because that parent
Might be willing to go there
And if you not That's with anybody Fuck kids You just gotta watch what you say to somebody kid because that parent might be willing to go there and if you not that's what anybody fuck kids you just
got to watch how you talk to somebody if you're not willing to go to the extent
that they willing to go to respect ice yeah you very passionate about that
you're gonna show I'm not she's a ratio hey all right uh let me say I think I
got a sleeper I think I found a. I think. I found a lucky day song
somewhere that I had never heard. So I bought it. Cause he's one of those for me.
Where he can sing the alphabet and you love it.
This is from the Motion Picture Magic mic. This is Lucky Day. This record is called Careful.
In your phones and DSPs right this very second. Why you won't tease my mind with all this danger?
If I take the wheel, I drive you crazy, you know
You can fuck around, break a dirty dog off a leash
You can fuck around, see shit you can never dream
Fuck around, bring that back to the old me
Take it all, now you're curious Wanna see
Better be holding on When I take you down
Better be
Never what you wish for
Never what you wish for, I'm mine
Never what you wish for
Never what you wish for Cover what you wish for I'm on a trip Know you want it more than your soup
Shoot from the hill See you finna load another clip
Out of hand Admit that you ain't over your head
Girl, I'm about to take you on a trip
You can fuck around break a dirty dog off a leash
You can fuck around see shit you can never dream
Fuck around bring a nigga back to the old me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Got what you wish for
Got what you wish for, I'm out
Got what you wish for
Got what you wish for?
I'm out Take it all
Now you carry us
On the sea
Yes, sir, that's brand new music from Lucky Day
That record is called Careful
In your phone right now
That's from the movie Magic Mike
Shit out to Lucky Day, his whole team
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire
More fire, more fire, more fire, more fire
You heard this one while you were watching the movie?
I didn't know this was a movie
Magic Mike
I don't know what Magic Mike is
I don't know what it's about
You don't know what it's about?
The male strip movie with Channing Tatum?
Why would I know about that?
How would I know that?
I haven't seen it.
It's not on my algorithm.
Maybe your algorithm is different.
Maybe.
That's probably what it is.
But I mean, now that y'all say that, this little cover looks a little Magic Mike-ish.
Looks a little P-Valley-ish.
That shit make a little sense now. Yeah, that song is fire, though. It's fire. Didn't he sound a little Magic Mike-ish. It's a little P-Valley-ish. It should make a little sense now.
Yeah, that song is fire, though.
It's fire.
Didn't he sound a little like Black?
A little bit?
I can see that.
It's a similar, yeah, similar sound.
Similar genre.
Similar vibe, yep.
Yeah.
I can see it.
Black don't want to see Lucky Day.
What?
Come on. I'll leave an awkward silence right here i'm trying to think black is my man
too justice you my man all y'all my man you don't know about what i think i like black's first album
but like any lucky day i don't know that's cool i ain't arguing with you that's part of what this
scene nice catalog verse catalog what you've released since you came out
and what I've released
since I came out
this is
he's
let me be respectful
he smokes his boots
see and that's why
people think I be saying
foul shit
because I'm passionate
about music
I didn't have to put it
like that
I didn't have to say
I didn't have to say
he smokes his boots
but come on you know what no one's fucked up because they didn't have to say he smokes his boots, but come on.
You know what?
No one's fucked up
because they didn't even
ask for this comparison.
Nobody made the comparison
but me just to smoke his boots.
Yup.
Black don't want
to see no lucky.
See?
You still going?
Y'all better stop.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
All right, look.
I'm going to Houston.
So Slim Thug put an album out.
It's called
Where Dreams Are Made.
And the entire album is a tricking anthem.
Tricking album, I should say.
Okay.
Tricking.
Tricking Weather's coming up.
So this is like the perfect album.
I've been listening to this shit.
There's Tricking Weather?
Yeah, it's Tricking Weather.
Weather has certainly been,
Tricking just feels a little bit better.
Can you stop stunting on our women,
our women, our female audience?
We understand that for you,
they trick all year long.
We know they trick all year long. We know they trick
all year long for you.
We not, yeah, no.
We know.
You wasn't good here.
You ain't got a stunt on anybody.
You heard.
We know who you are.
But it is tricking weather
when it hit a certain temperature.
You think you would be in the sequel?
Better hair.
You know what?
Can you play the fucking album?
Play the fucking song.
All right, so, yo, this record is called Sexy Lady.
Sexy Lady.
Goddamn, Sam.
Don't make it hard on the boss.
I'm trying to break you you off then break you off
Two wins might get you a new binge This is where it begins, it's on you high end
I'm lookin' for the baddest And when the player spotted
I'ma spoil it with my pockets I just do it cause I got it
Seein' a lot of profit Why not take a shoppin'?
Broke niggas mad, say you boppinopping I see you by yourself, I'm just trying to be helped
Fuck what you heard, come see for yourself Ain't worried about no haters, push a mile to the left
Trying to shoot my shot, feeling like stealth
Hey, I want sex and love, come on, lay back and let me see
Take it, take it easy, baby Let me do what I wanna do too
I wanna own a sex and love
Come on, let's see
Take it, take it easy, baby
Let me do what I wanna do too
Hell no, don't tell me no-no's
Let me all in it, I'ma make you stay, whoa
Live my fantasy from the bed to the floor
Might kiss you everywhere from your head to your toes
Been playing games with me, had me hooked on your line
It's time for you to finally let me hit it one time
You said I hit it and quit it, I told you I went lying
After it went down, I still came around
All facts, it's like that
Once you let me hit it, had her running right back
She's so damn fine, ass in the pussy fat
I don't mind breaking baby out of racks
Sugar
All right.
Shout out to Slim Thug.
Shout out to whole Houston.
Yo, the whole album is like this, though.
This shit is great. That's a little vibe right there. It's all aug. Shout out to old Houston. Yo, the whole album is like this, though. This shit is great.
That's a little vibe right there.
It's all a vibe.
It's like soul samples.
It's all a vibe, the whole album.
Oh, that's tough.
That's tough.
Shout out to Slim Thug.
I'm playing something off Creed III.
There's a couple joints on here.
There's a baby rose joint that I think you would like.
Don't you want some baby face, man?
I'm like, girl.
But I'm playing, this is Burn Bridges.
This is Luke, Kaz, Reason, and Aaron Ray.
Big Aaron Ray.
Big Aaron Ray. Think that'll be best Burn bridges I confess Gotta get it off my chest Hard liquor for the stress
Still fucking with my head I should probably say less
Think that'll be best Think that'll be best
Excessive juvenile delinquent We was taught to pump while it's fucked
Bitches love commas Headed to the trunk towers
Lil' Chrissy was a tucker Wouldn't dare to rush hours
Money getting rid of pain Like Shaquille's sunflower Oil or lips, slick talker, spit hawking, crip walking, blood banging, I was prideful,
I was lying, I was anxious, twist fingers, that's what niggas do to fit in, that cool
club you need recommendation to get in, auction for your life, how much you give to put your
bid in, all my ghetto traits gone and mostly get that from my father, look I get my stubborn
from my mother, she be doing the the most But I ain't sweating either side
Cause it's beauty in both
You see the ghetto with me
Taught me how to hustle
Play the scenic, street smart, slick talking
Little hood and comedic
Everything I say, I mean it
That's my mama's stubbornness
That's the reason I keep dreaming
Keep dreaming, keep dreaming, hey
So I can spark a blunt if I want to
And I can blow up my cup if I want to It And I can blow up a cup if I want to.
It's her body she can pull up if she want to.
And I can end them guts like I want to.
I'm on the hood, I'm only stuck if I want to.
So I can change my luck if I want to.
You special, you can do anything you want to.
We too special, we can do anything we want to.
30 minutes!
That's Burn Bridges
Dreamville
Luke, Kaz, Reason
Aaron Ray
off the Creed 3 soundtrack
which is fire
super fire soundtrack
smooth
I'm about to do
alright
shit off while
Isha's going
Willie Nelson
what we doing
no a blind sleeper
a blind fury
no not a blind person a blind sleeper well A blind fury? No, not a blind person.
A blind sleeper, well, I didn't hear the song yet.
But it's from a person named...
Why would you be doing that?
Because it seemed like it was nice.
A blind sleeper.
It wasn't blind.
A person named Melly, 14 days.
A girl?
Yeah.
Shocker, shocker.
A person named Melly?
We're not going to disrespect Melly.
Is that Melly Melly? Melly, it's her.
This is her single that she just put out.
I don't know. Who was that? I don't know.
Front of the show. Melly, what up, Melly?
Oh, shout out to Melly.
You're acting like Ish.
Shout out to Melly. And put some respect on Melly now.
Or?
You're supposed to rap for the sleeper you're playing.
Shout out to Melly.
Yes.
There you go.
You got a big, big ego.
I think I like that.
That means I'm lying.
She sound fire.
She is fire.
She's fire.
She's fire. She is fire. She is fire. She is fire.
She is fire.
She is fire.
She is fire.
She is fire.
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She is fire.
She is fire.
She is fire.
She is fire.
She is fire.
She is fire. I ain't wanna make it happen. Yeah, it was you. Yeah, it was you.
That's why I stay out of her goals.
Fuck all the bitches that you pulled up with too.
It's me, mommy with the L-9.
No homebody.
No need to sneak when I freak at the party. Cause I wanna link up with you.
I wanna lick and kiss upon your tattoo.
I don't wanna fight.
I ain't call a troll. I just wanna vibe and let it happen. Say less.
Check, please.
I know what that double click means.
I can barely make it into my playlist.
My sexy time playlist.
Again. I'm fucking belly banging into my playlist, my sexy time playlist again. She's fire.
I ain't want to link up with you.
She's fine.
I ain't want to lick and kiss upon your tattoos.
Yes.
Melly is fine.
Shout out to Melly.
Shout out to Melly. I call that a blind sleeper because it was sent to me.
Well, be lucky that it worked this time.
It worked.
Salute.
Shout out to Melly.
Keep up the good work, young lady.
I ain't want to say nothing because y'all will call me a dick rider and start creating narratives,
but I definitely went to Puff House
and heard his album
you want his dick son
word
that nigga nuts breathe
yo
wow
that guy's incredible
he did it again yo
he did it again
you got a different one
from the other one
I rushed from
Miami
home
to your email
to the album.
I told you, I never downloaded the album that you sent.
But once he played it, and then I was able to go and hear,
because I needed to hear where he was going, the songs,
if it was making it, not making it.
I'll see you right there.
Michael B. Jordan just crowned Drake as the greatest rapper of all time.
Oh, look at that.
Did he?
He did.
Awesome.
I want wanna hear this
but
that album
incredible
it's incredible
it's even more
incredible than
the leak
like it's heat
on there
like you wanna
talk about a nigga
that's trying to make
some just sexy
R&B
7-8 minute
long shit with everybody in the world.
Oh my God.
Bringing vibe music back.
My favorite record, well, one of my favorite records
was that Sway Lee record, and that was on the leak.
That record is phenomenal.
But anyway, shots to puff.
Sorry, man.
What you got for us, Mel?
Thank you.
I think I know where Mel about to take the culture. Where am I going? Go ahead.. Sorry, man. What you got for us, Mel? Thank you.
I think I know where Mel about to take the culture.
Where am I going?
Go ahead.
Go ahead, man.
Some I need dick bad music.
I'm going to get the other fly guy.
Don't do that.
I'm going to get the other fly guy.
We're not doing that.
But that is what it be.
Wait, where do you think it's going?
Mel, just play the right shit.
Come on, come on.
I don't want to hear.
In that bag.
Come on, Coke can't stop me.
OK, well, yeah, bro.
OK, so this is St. Okay, well yeah, probably. No, no, okay, okay.
So this is St. Harrison and Tiana Major Night.
It's called Homies.
Oh, Homies.
That's two girls that's fucking.
Oh.
Nevermind.
Shut up.
Friendsome.
That won't be happening in my world, but you know.
What, you wanna fuck a girl?
I do not.
You've never fucked a girl?
I've never even kissed a girl.
What?
You have.
Nope. Where was you doing the Molly era?
I never took Molly.
Loser.
Loser. Used to look like brother from another mother
Now you look like my lover
And I just wanna touch you tonight
I let my emotions run away with me
This sound like the girl that'll let you fuck
But she's too busy shaking in her room
From whatever she's going through
She just gotta hold her
Please stop shaking it's gonna be okay
She's in the shower shaking
Why she sound like Sam Smith
This is Tiana
Tiana Major 9
Oh I love her
Yes
Good luck This is Tiana. Tiana Major Nights. Oh, I love her. Yes.
Good luck.
Women.
Bitches.
You know what?
Fuck y'all.
Should have just stayed out. Stay your ass home.
Hey, y'all have only put that in every girl song for the last 40 years.
It never works.
But the friend zone, though.
They never come out the friend zone, though, right?
I mean.
Right?
Look.
Friend zone money.
My mom called with that.
Why would they say that stupid shit?
I can't believe that.
It can't work.
That might have been the dumbest take ever spat on this podcast.
And they were serious about it.
Dead ass.
That was a really bad take, Melissa and Ish.
You hear that song, right?
I know y'all be together in like a fuck shit brotherhood, sisterhood.
But that was a really bad take.
What?
That once you're in the friend zone, you're in the friend zone forever.
That was a really bad take. That was egregious. That was super bad. I What? That once you're in the friend zone, you're in the friend zone forever. That was a really bad thing.
That was egregious.
That was super bad.
I can't speak for Ish.
I can only speak on my own experiences.
And friends, nobody in the friend zone.
You heard that record you just played, right?
Hold on, Joe.
She literally just said, like, we should do this.
I just played a fucking record.
Do you agree with every single song's, like,
lyrical content that you play? Fact.
No. All of it. No.
Fuck no. Long live King Von. Okay.
I was just trying to win the fucking
sleeper fucking contest.
You know what I mean? I mean you're
employee of the month, employee of the year.
You got it.
Like I'm the kid that sits up front and
raises their hand. I have Parks as employee
of the month for February.
Parks, yes.
That was my quote.
This is a lifelong dream of mine.
I knew I could do it.
That late shit you came when you came late.
I knew I could do it.
When you came late, nigga, you're lucky, huh?
We picked you.
Oh, you're staying.
No, that's why I stayed back a little bit.
That's hate.
That's hate.
It'd be that nigga at the job.
How he get it? He was late three days. Let me just say to the folks. No, hate. That's hate. It be that nigga at the job. How he get it?
He was late three days.
Let me just say to the folks.
He was real late one day.
That one day, I'm sorry.
Before we go, we have to make a correction.
C3 from Chrome 23, C3 from Queens,
she expressed how upset she was because we took away her moment
because she's a big fan of Joe.
And we said that caution beat her for the $25,000.
But C3 from Queens Southside, she beat caution for the $25,000.
And she expressed how hurt she was and all that.
But I told her I'd come fix it.
I spoke to Joe while he was in Miami.
Yes, you did.
He acknowledged.
And shout out to C3, Queens Southside.
Congratulations.
Our bad.
Shout out to C3.
My bad.
She did get the $ 25,000, right?
She did win the 25,000.
No, but that's important.
Don't do that.
All right, say I lost.
Shout out to C3, though.
Too many name flips that day.
I was confused.
But yeah, shout out to C3.
You tore that bookworm god chick up.
She was nice, though.
She was just a little too lyrical miracle Jim she called herself
dead she put in the verse but uh yeah that was a really bad take that friends
on shit anyway I think today was great Thank God. Shots the gang. Thank God. Ronald McClure for the gang. Yeah, yeah, for real.
Bionic Five.
Bionic Five.
Oh my God.
They can't hold us down.
Hey.
Hey Logic, don't do that shit no more.
Yo, he logic.
Yo Logic.
Don't do that shit no more.
Logic, you are a mess, yo.
You're not going to play that.
Stop.
I see you.
In the morning, God, I thank God.
I don't know, but today seems kind of odd.
No barking from the door.
We left yet.
We left yet.
We left yet.
We left yet. We left yet. We left yet. You're not going to play that. Stop. See you.
We left Jax in my homes alone, but we'll get to him on Patreon, I'm sure.
All right, man.
Hope you all enjoyed this pod as much as we enjoyed delivering it.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time. Hold up. I got, hold up Cause I got me a drop top and if I hit the switch
I can make that ass drop
I never wanna hear Logic singing these lyrics
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there
Until next time, I bid you adieu, farewell
Adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And last but certainly not least
The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
And that self-timer is a nigga
Yeah, that self-timer is a nigga yeah that self timer is a nigga i bet it's not the phone doing that it's a nigga
y'all hold it down man same time same place this weekend just yesterday them fools tried to blast
me yo logic come up here and do this podcast, yo.
I'm sure he feels really welcome.
Hold on.
He's coming right past me.
Logic, come up here.
Open invite whenever you want.
Come up here. Sit down.
Or go downstairs. Maybe I'll go downstairs.
We'll do it downstairs. Do humans.
No.
No. Not at all.
Not at all. He's a human. Humans. No, nigga. He's no, no, not at all. Not at all.
He's a human.
Humans.
No nigga, you're gonna be in your face.
If you be in my face, you're gonna be in your face.
Anyway, we outta here.
Hold it down.
We'll talk to y'all next time.
Roll them in a circle of niggas and we'll break them
with a seven, seven, 11, seven, 11, seven even.
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played those
And I'm yelling domino
Plus nobody I know
Got killed in South Central LA
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JVP, JVP, where would you be without JVP?
You guys are crazy.
Good show, guys.
Good show.