The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 614 | "Strike 1"
Episode Date: April 1, 2023The JBP starts this episode with the latest news on Jonathan Majors whose lawyer released text messages that show the woman taking blame for the fight (16:30). Arrests have been made in the Tekashi 69... assault (28:46), Ish discusses China ditching the US dollar (53:22), and plenty of new music dropped this weekend (1:05:01). Also, the gang discusses the state of TikTok & Instagram (1:35:12), Part of the Show returns (1:44:23), + more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Kenyon Dixon (feat. Kincy) - “Slow Dancing” Ice | Royce da 5’9” (feat. Redman) - “Royce & Reggie” Parks | 38 Spesh - “Crowned King” Ish | THEY. - “Riptide” Melyssa | Jenevieve - “Love Quotes” Flip | Ty Trilly - “Voice of the Pain”
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Are you going to veto us?
Because we went hard
shit this morning.
That little number one shit
got y'all fucked up.
Y'all don't get to request
my opening song?
That's a fact.
Y'all don't get to...
Who the fuck y'all niggas...
What number one shit?
We was filling our sales.
What are we talking about?
We was filling our sales.
I'm sorry.
We need some hard shit to open.
Nah, sometimes we got to let you know
because you come in super, super, super dreary
with, you know, sometimes.
Nobody would hear that.
Just in case.
That's Jersey.
Yeah, that's Jersey.
Careful.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't use that one, though.
Use another example.
Donnell Jones or something
Yeah
Case
He mad right now
You gotta stop talking about him
Nah I mean
I fucking curated this perfectly
And at the last second
Y'all ignore all the work
That was done
To say
We need some more
Fucking heathens
That's pressure now
You wanna hit G?
Yeah
What did you say?
Hey let me see.
Go with your shit.
Let's see if you could win us over.
Let's see.
What's your original plan?
Yo, stop it.
Now you reading my shit?
No.
Yo, who do y'all think y'all are today?
That's middle of the road.
A little Mack.
Okay.
That's hard. Yours is a little young stuff. All right, mic check. Mic road. A little Mack. Okay. That's hard.
You was a little youngster.
All right, mic check.
Mic check.
Damn.
The pressure is enormous in this place.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two, mic.
That nigga want rap so bad.
And it's on.
Words that I live by.
That's just how I do.
You got me in a little greenhouse, I do I'm young right now
But I won't be forever
I'ma live it up and that's true
You might wanna fall with me too
So I don't need no friends
But I live a life that most can only dream about
But I live a life that most can only dream about
But I live a life that most can only dream about
So baby call me my dream girl
So baby call me my dream girl.
It's a fantasy, yeah, let me work it out.
Yo, my roster was so mean when this was out.
My shit was mean.
What you wanna do?
Say we livin' it like we own it, own it, own it.
Say no more type of girl
What I need is you
Said we livin' it like we own it, own it, own it
It's never too much
I sold that shit
That's all I'm talkin' about Is it groovy for you? Is it groovy for you?
Alright, good, good, shout out to Jersey in the building
Nick Jersey, fuck Soulja Boy too, watch your fucking mouth, nigga
Yeah, you fuck, what you talking about?
You what's up, girl? Ain't gotta ask it
How dead I'm all now? How about the caskets?
They should arrest you, or whoever trust you
They gon' stress you, but I'ma let you know, girl You be killin Or whoever trusts you, they gon' stress you
But I'ma let you know girl, you be killin' em
You be killin' em girl, you be killin' em
You be killin' em girl, you be killin' em
You be killin' em girl, you be killin' em
You ain't gotta worry bout her, shorty straight
Been chasing her for two days, first 48
Her bad bitch calls, she worth every cent
She look like the best money that I ever spent
Just watching my cutie pop
My roster was nice when this was out too, I know
This one better choose a new rock
Louboutin shoes, she got too much pride
My feet are killing her, I call it suicide
That's what did it
When was that?
2010 or something like that.
He was the one who told me that record was going to work.
Because that was his line since 87.
Oh, my, you be killing him.
Damn.
Damn, my, that's shoeicide right there.
Nah, that right there is shoeicide.
Shoei.
You know, it's a foot dude.
That's true.
Your feet look like they're killing you.
That's shoeicide.
Man, my foot rough.
Mel, you had enough of these niggas on the feets today, right?
Huh?
Stop playing with Big Mel.
Stop playing with Big Mel, huh?
We see the feets.
She was out of y'all.
Huh, little Louboutin?
Mm-hmm.
Huh, something light.
Something light.
For a Friday night.
Something light.
Must be going to Topgolf tonight.
You look like you're ready for some Topgolf tonight.
What episode is this?
13?
14?
14.
Y'all don't know shit.
No.
No.
It's not such professionalism.
I think it's 14.
All right.
Welcome to episode 614, maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Question mark. It is 14. All right. All right. All right, welcome to episode 614, maybe. Maybe, maybe. Question mark.
It is 14.
All right.
All right.
Welcome to episode 614 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with the most
amazing cast in the universe.
The beautiful Melissa Ford is here.
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Poe is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Flip is here. Ish is here. Ice is here. Parks is here. Poe is here.
Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
JR is here.
And JR Jr.
Jr. Jr.
Jr. Jr.
Jr. Jr.
Uncle Smooth, man.
Everybody is here.
How y'all doing?
Amazing.
How y'all feeling?
You looking good?
Amazing.
Smelling good?
Thank you.
I was excited to see y'all this morning.
Excited to see you too.
Ish, you lucky I ain't wearing my pink and white and blue hoodie?
I'd have ate you.
I'd have ate you up.
You trying to give hip hop a little bit today.
I see you.
You see it, right?
Yeah.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Little queens.
I tried it.
I tried it.
Leather wicker bucket.
Something nice.
Something light.
Ooh.
You see what he did?
You see what he did, right?
I ain't peep you, Heather.
Had these for years.
I ain't peep you.
Had these for years.
Bottom's clean as hell.
Stop it.
They're mad dirt under here.
I know.
It's cool.
How are you guys doing?
How was your week?
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Weekend plans?
Weekend plans?
Fuck that pretty cool shit.
What y'all doing?
Y'all looking too good to stand out this weekend.
Come on, talk to me.
Pier 57 is opening up this weekend.
What's that?
So Pier 57, it's a food hall, you know, and it's been curated and a lot of businesses
have like, you know, like food businesses are opening.
And one of my girlfriends, Harlem Hops, they're opening up like a stall in there.
So it's going to be fun, you know.
Are you going to check it out?
Of course.
New York City, springtime.
70?
70.
70 degrees.
West Side Highway, meatpacking district.
Yes.
Times two.
I'm on the bus.
I was going to say something.
I'm on the bus.
Leave that.
I'll let it go by.
Leave that meat. Leave that. Leave that. I'm letting go of that. I'm letting go of that.
Leave that.
Leave that.
Leave that.
Wow.
I'm letting go of that.
Leave that district alone.
This one to go to the meatpack is so bad.
It's my favorite place to be.
Oh, my Lord.
It be met, y'all.
It be met.
All right, come on.
So let's get right to it.
Before we started, we was having a conversation.
Flip was asking Ish.
About the 70s.
Yeah, what sneakers was popping in the 70s.
No, I asked Ish, is back in the 90s,
because he said that he went to school,
he graduated from high school in 93.
So I said, what's...
Yo, don't say that no more.
Don't tell nobody that shit.
I said, what sneaker was popping?
That shit make you seem like the Statue of Liberty.
How did you graduate high school?
I didn't.
You were supposed to graduate when?
97?
Who knows?
97.
It's like the losing shit that they have to know.
They don't ask me that in my business meetings.
I asked Ish.
And then 97 is right.
I asked Ish, when you were a teen, what sneakers was popping?
This fool going to say, yo, Asics?
No, first he said,
Converse.
Pony.
Fuck you think I'm from?
He said Uptown.
The Adores.
I didn't know Uptown
was popping in the early 90s.
Sam Smith.
It did go JoJo in those.
He know what time it was.
You said what?
Lottos.
And not that lotto.
It wasn't no...
It wasn't what?
No, Lottos wasn't out in the 90s, nigga.
Lotto was out.
Lotto was 80s.
That was the 80s, dog.
Sam Smith.
It's Sam Smith, nigga.
Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
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The Sam Smith.
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The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith.
The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. The Sam Smith. the Sam Smith today. Vasquez? Yeah. Dolomites?
You wore Dolomites?
No.
Okay.
All right.
That's some queen shit, yo.
So Uptowns.
Yeah, he was wearing the Caterpillars.
So Uptowns was popping in the early 90s.
Yeah.
So no, the crazy shit was he didn't know that.
He's like, no, it wasn't no Uptowns in the 90s.
And Parks came in like, no flip.
Uptowns was definitely out in the 90s.
I did.
I said, yo, fam, how's Parks?
I was in like first grade or something, excited when I got Uptowns. In the culture and you not. I didn't flip. Uptowns was definitely out in the 90s. I did. I said, yo, fam, how's parts? I was in like first grade or something, excited when I got to Uptowns.
In the culture and you not.
I didn't know.
You know what else I like that the new kids did?
I like that they killed the Black Air Force One and the Black Ten.
Hold on, the Black Ten's not killed.
They just associated with certain activities.
Oh, y'all didn't.
They did kill it.
You are the exception.
They didn't kill the Black Air Force One.
What is he talking about? They killed the Black Air Force One. They be dissing kill it. You are the exception. They didn't kill the Black Air Force One. What is he talking about?
They killed the Black Air Force One.
They be dissing about it.
No, they just associated it with certain type of activity.
What?
Stick-ups?
Yes.
Nigga shit.
They killed the Black Air Forces.
The Black Air Force Ones, they say, is the nigga that's flipping the whoppers.
No.
You with them, it's the nigga that's flipping your whoppers.
Or a scammer.
If you got a fight
You put them on
Like that's what they say
About black people
They didn't kill
Black Timbs though Joe
At all
Joe is a different type
But yo Joe
He's from Italy now
And I don't want to hear
From Queens niggas
Cause y'all was the only
Idiots wearing
All the color Timbs
It was y'all
No it wasn't us
The blue ones
The green ones
The red ones The lime green No no, it wasn't us. The blue ones, the green ones, the red ones.
The colorful Tims.
That was jerk, Gus.
The lime green ones.
No, that wasn't
no fucking jerk.
Watch your fucking mouth.
And y'all was late
on wearing ACGs.
Y'all always late
on everything, bro.
That was a Harlem thing,
but Jersey did it too.
But that was a Harlem thing.
Y'all was late.
Y'all was wearing
colorful Tims.
The only Tims we wore
was beef and broccoli.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
That was a lie.
We wore beef and broccolis.
Nigga, Webb wore the two-tone Timbs.
I just didn't say nothing.
The beef and broccolis.
I just didn't say nothing.
I didn't say nothing.
You want the red and pink joints?
Dog, that nigga Timbs was flagrant.
The only Timbs we wore.
Yo, Webb Timbs, he should call you.
Don't make him call me.
You make a nigga call me you make a nigga call me
colorful tins are disgusting
oh yeah let me preface this pod with that
I'm very much in the I said what the fuck
I said portion of my life
and that's that
so if you heard something I said
I stand in it and do something about it
if you don't like it
now
I want you to listen
I be outside by myself a lot I don't
need these niggas
you need some help these two people surround you just make some calls and
how do you be all by yourself I love you come out every week? You tell me
you're in the house.
That portion of your life is over. All that Harvard
Hampton Day.
All that.
Hampton Day.
Harvard. It's over.
All that Hampton Day shit you was talking
about. It's over for that. We ain't jacking it
no more.
I finished Last of Us, but we're not starting with that.
We're starting with the important shit.
They could have kept episode 7, like
the fuck I said. No, 8. Whenever she ran around
with that little black girl, that episode didn't have nothing to do with
nothing.
That's when she got bit.
That's the time she got bit.
Who cares?
That's all the purpose of the show.
That's important.
Yes, it is.
Stop it. It was a flash show. That's very important. That's important, Joe. Yes, it is. That's the entire purpose of the show.
Stop it.
It was a flashback.
It wasn't important.
Yes.
It was a flashback to the first time she got bit and she didn't know that she was the chosen one.
A flashback is all important, Joe.
That was important.
Oh, please.
The important part was them showing us the mom and how she was born.
That was important.
Hovering around with this little gay girl kissing and the girl died.
What they had to do with anything?
The very next episode, we get to the real shit
uh oh Mormons
the very next episode
when y'all get
when y'all finish
this bisexual shit
stupid
uh oh
uh oh
sex cult
you right about that part
you right about that part
uh oh
real shit man
look at what he considered
to be real shit
I mean
no no
he right
white deranged bullshit.
Pedophile Mormon with shotguns.
Cannibal.
But cannibal again, too.
And cannibal.
And it was cannibal.
It was cannibal.
They ate that nigga.
I got to watch all this.
And then my girl going to turn to the side.
You got to stop watching shit with your girl.
Oh, my God.
Would you eat that?
Bitch, yes.
There ain't no food. There's slim pickets, yes. There ain't no food.
It's slim pickets out here.
There ain't no food around here. And if one of y'all
die, why I wouldn't fry you?
So she started judging me.
I said, nigga, we eat duck,
veal, pig, cow,
oysters, clams, crab,
bird, tilapia.
Nigga, there's some next on the menu.
You eat oxtail.
You eat a nigga. You eat oxtail. Yo, you eat a nigga.
You eat a nigga tail.
The fuck are they talking about?
Yeah.
A nigga tail.
You made me mad.
Yo, you stupid, yo.
And she was brushing her teeth with the water off.
She need to go to jail.
I think people that brush their teeth with the water off need to be arrested.
I swear to God.
Yo, no, that's some real shit.
I'm in the bathroom in the mirror doing some shit, putting my little moisturizer and shit on.
You can't get no sun.
She up there.
The water's off.
But I hear all the shit that sound like this.
It's like, nigga, turn the water on.
Here she go.
This kid's in Africa.
Dog.
I knew she was.
We all can.
We feel that way.
Don't start Sally's brothers and me.
Fuck out.
And you have no teeth shaming.
I brush my teeth with the water on, too.
How?
Why?
You need the power steamer, though.
You go like this.
You need the power wash.
My teeth are fire.
No, they're in line.
No, my teeth is fire.
They are in line fire.
We don't all have the luxury
to go see a dentist like you.
They are in line fire.
You had to get your shit fired.
But you got to get
your shit power washed.
Mine's is natural.
Yeah, it's just like,
but you don't smoke.
And that's like a smoker's.
It don't matter.
Anyway.
Tints.
Yo, what's wrong with this thing? He got tints. No, that look like the before pic in the Ginger Bites commercial. it don't matter anyway he got tinted
nah that look like
the before pic
in the ginger vipers commercial
yo before my shit was like
I'm about to get you
turn up on me
stop
I'm gonna go
turn up on me
this shit is tinty
stop
off grade
no but I chose this
I picked this
I think them niggas
look stupid as hell
with the the white.
The white.
The high beams.
So you chose all three.
I think I was just watching.
You got to get like an eight.
What I just watched a comedy special where the dude was like, yo,
hearing me, the old person, and their teeth is new,
that should be fucking you up.
Like everything about to die but your teeth.
Anyway.
That shit look crazy. Come on. Come on. Let's get right to die but your teeth. Anyway.
That should look crazy.
Come on, let's get right to it.
All right, this time, I promise,
I'm staying out of the domestic violence conversation.
Last time, Ish tagged me in,
because I look up to him,
and I look up to him and he said,
y'all really want to know how you feel about this. Why you looking at me?
When he said that, I got amped up.
So this time I'll control myself.
I think I'm going to even pander a little bit and be on Mel's side.
No matter what.
No matter what.
No matter what.
Because I've learned that Mel has a little hive out there now.
That little dress worked.
It did.
She got her clothes and now, now, Mel's right. I've learned that Mel has a little hive out there now. That little dress worked. It did.
She got her clothes, and now Mel's right.
I texted a group.
What happened?
I traded on y'all in a group quick.
He damn sure did. You sell us out.
Yeah, he did.
No, he sold us out fast.
I said, Mel was right, y'all.
Y'all just want to let y'all niggas know?
Flip flips contingent on what the fans are saying.
He go home, get a digital download,
and come back as the fans' representative.
Get the fuck out of here with this shit.
Anyway, listen, Jonathan Majors apparently
has hired Max B's old attorney,
and this is the worst job that I've ever seen.
I don't know if he's trying to help or hurt.
He released the text messages that I feel, I hope, if it's okay with y'all that it's not
good I thought the prosecution leaked them shits me too I was like oh yeah they got him I was like
wait wait wait his lawyer did that I read that shit was like he did that shit yo I told them what we agreed. I told them. I got you.
Mel.
Melissa.
No, y'all don't try to steal my pander to Mel strategy.
I'm not waiting to hear what Mel has to say.
I want to hear what you got to say about it.
I saw the texts, and I know why the lawyer released them,
but they had the opposite effect. You're absolutely right. Why did the lawyer released them, but they had the opposite effect.
You're absolutely right.
Why did the lawyer release them?
Because I don't know.
I don't know.
I guess they looked at it as her assuming responsibility for it.
But a lot of people did not read it, take it that way.
I don't think the lawyer read it.
I mean, if you see in the top right-hand corner,
you see what he says, and it says,
did you leave the keys and then goodbye, da-da-da.
And then she's writing a telenovela,
you know what I mean?
And I just can't help but think back
to my own situations where I was like,
oh my God, he's breaking up with me.
This just sounds like they have a lot of tumultuous experiences in this relationship.
We're learning a lot about, you know, what's going on behind the scenes in their relationship more than we fucking care to know.
But those text messages didn't really help him because she she kind of sounds like she got Stockholm syndrome.
You know what I mean? It doesn't. It sounds like she got knick knack paddywhack
a few times
it didn't benefit him
the way that I think
his lawyers
planned on it
because she's assuming
complete and total
responsibility
and that
you know
she's stressing
I do not want
anything to happen
that I was the instigator
and blah blah blah
and this that the other
and that might in fact
be true
but it just
doesn't help him
in the way that I think his lawyers thought that it was going to help him i agree with mel
no that's like tyrone and being of his girl numerous times police claim he got away with it
and then you use him and you see see what could happen now we up don't fuck it up you know i'm
saying that's what it is we see that all the time don That's what it sounds like. Don't mess it up. And I wanted, to Melissa's point, I want to let you blogs out there know,
you blogs that are seemingly in support of Jonathan Majors as you word your captions.
It's like y'all spoke to his publicist or somebody.
It definitely looks like you're in support of Stockholm Syndrome.
That is what it looks like.
I was home shocked in the moment.
I'm like, oh damn, y'all like
that shit too? Joe, a lot of times
people, you know, we have seen
things happen like Javante Davis
and other situations that happen where the woman
is the instigator and
the man gets the
shitty under the stick.
So now we are excited.
Not me, but some people are excited to see a black man overcome.
And finally, a white woman, no disrespect,
take accountability for starting trouble.
People are excited.
We're not reading between the lines.
We just see a nigga that's vindicated from some shit.
You know what he doing.
Let him get his shit on. Of course. You know what he doing. You know what he doing. Let him just say it. You know what he doing. Let him get his shit on. You know what he doing.
Why do I do this?
We know now. We on you now.
Yeah, we know you now.
We know you a little bit.
But OJ too. OJ shit was a little
different, but I'm just saying.
Wait, what?
How did OJ get brought into this?
Hold me down.
Hold you down. OJ get brought into this? Hold me down. Hold me down. No.
Hold you down.
Hold you down while you get whipped.
OJ was different.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus. I'm just saying, no, the situation was a little different.
Just a little bit because two people were almost decapitated and murdered.
So that's a little different.
Okay, thank you.
See, it's all cats.
I'm going to get you.
Nope.
Strike one.
You got three.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Fam.
It's a lot different
I'm just saying
we see a lady
take accountability and that's what people are looking at
they're not dissecting the situation
they're not
yo I want to tell the lawyer
I know you released the text messages from Shorty
this is what
will clear it up
I'm going to offer my free counsel
show us the text that came in this is what will clear it up. I'm going to offer my free counsel.
Show us the text that came in that she saw.
Yeah.
That's going to let me know if he boobopped or not.
But then they're also insinuating.
There's been a lot of insinuation that there's video because apparently this happened in a car,
in an Uber or something like that. And a lot of times they have okay so if
there is video that I really want to see this entire point this really shouldn't
drag out yeah because if Jonathan majors made the 911 call then release and let
us hear it if this incident was recorded on video release the video if that will exonerate
him there really is no need to drag you are the driver of the camry yo i'm selling this tape to
the highest bidder my nigga well it's not your it's not your tape whose tape is it uber's it
could be his it's not his tape if it was an Uber. That's not true. That is true.
Because what the Uber drivers are doing is recording shit for their own safety and for their own liability.
On their own devices.
Yeah, on their own shit.
Okay, then that's different.
Like the car ain't on the line.
Uber don't give you that.
Uber don't give you the camera and all that shit.
People are doing that for themselves.
Uber don't give you that.
But if it is during the course of a ride and that has been, you know, that was done through the Uber app, I think that there might be like some gray area of legality as to the ownership of the tape.
I take it a step further.
If a crime occurred in there, I'm pretty sure they would take this shit as part of an investigation anyway.
Right.
And that's exactly what it's-
The police department got the tape.
But that's exactly what it's become.
And so the Uber driver can't just all willy nilly fucking release the tape. There's also videos on YouTube of Uber drivers uploading their experiences in the car. All the tape. But that's exactly what it's become. And so the Uber driver can't just all willy nilly fucking release the tape.
But there are also videos on YouTube of Uber drivers uploading
their experiences in the car. All the time.
That's what I'm saying. They're making a lot of money. You've done it.
Good one.
You wouldn't know. He's good. First hand.
No, he's been good. He's good with that one line.
That's funny.
I'm going to get you.
That's strike one.
I get three too? that's strike one I get three too that's strike one
everybody get three
okay cool
why we
you know
why we can't just let it go
why must we see
what he said
and all that
I ain't letting it go
these charges
been on my ass
for 15 years
I ain't letting
a goddamn thing go
a lot of times
like I said
where we from
we stay out
of domestic situations.
Of course, it's public, but the woman took accountability.
It's our job now.
He did what he did.
Let's just move on.
It's our job.
They're trying to take him down.
Better go.
Joe, come on, Joe.
She stepped on that Ant-Man.
Hey, whenever Ant-Man was coming, a little pushback.
Let it go, Ant-Man.
Here's the situation.
We can stop talking about it after this, but the reality...
Ezra Miller!
But the reality of the situation is that it's not going to go away.
The fact of the matter is that Jonathan Majors was on the precipice of becoming a mega superstar.
There's a lot of money behind him by Marvel and everybody else.
And it's really precarious
where he is right now.
I have a big question for you, Mel.
Do you think that people like that
who has maybe allegedly
have a history of doing things,
but they automatically get rich
all of a sudden, right?
Do you think that they need
to go through some training
to suppress their abusive
side okay that that's all fucking conjecture we don't know that no i'm saying we don't know that
about this man look look no what i'm gonna say is the like what a lie can fucking get halfway
around the world a lie can get halfway around the world before the truth even gets its fucking
pants on the reality of the situation situation is that people are just-
What you said?
That was some ish shit.
You're never gonna make a mental fire.
A lie can make its way around the world before the truth put its pants on.
That is an old saying.
I never heard that.
That's old shit.
A lie can make its way halfway around the world before the truth even gets its fucking pants on.
You never spoke to your grandma.
I'm just saying that everybody's just throwing shit
to see what sticks at the wall
and there's so many rumors
and conjecture
and innuendo
and we don't fucking know.
That's a black saying.
We just need to leave it alone.
All we know
is that Jonathan Majors
appeared on our fucking TVs
and we fell in love with him
and he's an amazing actor.
Whatever the case is.
I'm talking about
generally speaking.
All I'm saying is this.
If we talk about the youth,
the kids that's out there
killing people
the next day they get rich,
we need to talk about,
I feel the same way.
If a nigga's out here
beating his bitch up,
huh,
and he becomes rich
or a megastar,
he needs to go through
some insensitivity training
or some sort of
training to stop his abuse but check it out real quick if he if he i'm not talking about
jonathan may i'm talking about i'm taking it off him but let's say let's say they offer that
hold on hold on hold on hold on hey flip you're missing one point no look i'm not making fun of
i'm not making fun i'm trying to reply to what you said. That's strike one. Now he's strike two.
Wait, already?
If this person that you speak of,
like I said, we took it off Jonathan Majors. Anybody.
If they ain't never been
like tried, that they never
had it go public,
they don't even see a problem here.
Harvey Weinstein.
You know what I mean?
Listen, let me tell you something.
All money... I'm sorry, mean? Like, listen, let me tell you something. All money.
I'm sorry, man.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't mean to open that door.
Please.
No, no, no.
All money.
I don't think any podcast should discuss serious stuff.
I think there should be a rule against it.
But okay, Harvey Weinstein.
No, no.
I'm not going to talk about Harvey Weinstein.
No, no, no.
We never do that.
No, what I'm going to say is all money and fame does is just exacerbate who you truly actually are.
So if you're a fucking douchebag, if you're an abusive piece of shit, that's only going to make you feel like you are invincible.
You know what I mean?
Because people, you get a whole bunch of fucking yes men around you because of the money that's invested in you.
People are just literally going to be like, well, you know, we weigh our options and he's talented.
So let's just bury this shit.
You know what I mean?
Correct.
Not saying that this is the Jonathan Majors because we don't know the situation.
All we know is what's been told and what everybody is just fucking saying right now.
But we don't have a lot of truth.
You know what I mean?
I can see why.
That's true.
Due diligence.
I can see why the men, you know, seek you out.
Like celebrities and stuff like that.
Like you fire.
I see you playing.
She got your back.
Let me go back.
She got a game.
That's funny.
Pay attention.
She got game.
Melissa Ford was holding me down when everybody kicked me in.
Melissa Ford would be at Marvel 17 like this.
Wakanda forever.
You guys are fucking stupid.
Shut up.
Heard you went on a third date?
No.
What'd you say?
Just heard you went on a third date.
That's you and your coworkers
personal business
from a Patreon episode
on our public episode.
I just lied.
I didn't hear nothing.
Jonathan Majors, man.
I hope you ain't do that shit
because,
because man,
it can't be beating up.
Why they was killing me?
What am I saying?
I have no...
I was saying what?
I ain't even catching your eyes.
I'm looking straight.
Oh, no. What did you say? What part? Oh! I ain't even catching your eyes I'm looking straight Oh no
What did you say?
My part
Daylight come night
We wanna go
Yeah, no, I'm chilling, buddy
Y'all have it
Peace, love, prayers
Thoughts and prayers
Health, wealth
Keep your hands to yourself
Macaroni salad
Potato salad
Okay, so there was a rest made In the Tekashi 6ix9ine beatdown Speaking of Keep your hands to your side. Fuck a macaroni salad, potato salad.
Okay, so there was a rest made in the Takashi 6ix9ine beatdown.
Speaking of.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, you know, we're just going to keep going down, like, you know, the bail record.
You saw those guys.
It was all right on camera, so I'm not really surprised.
They didn't actually hide.
They're cheesing in their mug shots.
Like, yep, we did it.
Their street stock is up.
It is.
Yeah.
They did something a lot of people wanted to do.
And they're getting props for it.
Yeah.
Niggas, go fund me, bail.
Niggas, it's taking the money.
I get goosebumps
when y'all say stupid shit like that.
No, it's true.
It is true.
It's dumb.
I hear it differently.
No, no, no.
That is true. When you're in your 40s, you definitely hear is true. It's dumb. I hear it differently. No, no, no. That is true.
When you're in your 40s, you do definitely hear it differently.
It's street stock.
But it is.
But it is.
It is.
But they're not on the street.
They will be.
But you get props for the stupid shit.
That judge said no bail on assault without a weapon.
Dog, they're not playing with the niggas.
Their jail stock might be up too, though.
Enough of nothing.
That's also true.
They're going to be all right. That's temporary. They're going to get a call in a. Their jail stock might be up too though. They can be alright.
That's temporary.
It's also odd.
That was odd.
The fact that it was so harsh? It depends on what their records are.
Do they have any kind of record?
I don't know.
There could be something there that the judge saw.
For three niggas?
True.
They could have a jacket, but it's a high-profile case.
That being it's a high-profile case, they want to keep it monitored.
Yeah, you don't need to stop.
I mean.
I'm going to say something.
I ain't about to argue semantics.
Like, why is this a high-profile case?
It was all over the internet.
Because they put it there.
I'm just saying. But that makes it a high-profile. But it's not a high- case? It was all over the internet. Because they put it there. I'm just like,
but that makes it
a high profile.
But it's not a high profile case.
I don't think it's a high profile case.
I think it's not being
a federal form.
I don't think it's stupid.
I don't think it's a high profile case.
It's kind of a high profile case.
I'm with you on this one.
How don't we talking about it
on a public platform
that has millions of views?
No, we talk about some bullshit.
Tori and Meg was a high profile case.
That was high profile.
Higher profile.
No, high profile. I'm not disagreeing. Well, maybeile kiss. That was high-profile. Higher profile. No, high-profile.
I'm not disagreeing.
Well, maybe this is high-profile.
I don't know.
It is.
Okay.
That was high-profile
because it turned into a trial.
No, it was high-profile
because Meg Thee Stallion
is Meg Thee Stallion.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But then it turned into a trial
and then it turned into
a fucking soap opera.
The second it happened
was high-profile.
This is probably not going to be that.
The second that came out,
it was high profile.
With two high profile people
who a lot of corporations were invested in.
I'm questioning the Tekashi shit
because nobody knows who the fuck is behind him,
what companies are supporting him
or walked away from him.
Nobody's covering this.
Rolling Stone covered Adam 22.
I didn't see, like... Yeah, that's crazy. I'm not seeing that type of's covering this. Rolling Stone covered Adam 22. I ain't seen, like.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I'm not seeing that type of coverage on this.
It's the streets and us and YouTube YouTubers.
It's still high profile.
It's just not the highest profile.
There's levels to high profile.
There's levels to, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Okay.
Yeah, but if you're on the lowest level.
You still high profile.
Elevated profile.
We disagree.
Yeah.
I mean, it ain't important.
It don't matter.
We just talking shit.
Rolling Stone cover Adam?
Yeah.
Yeah, they said that dude's name was Grand Mason.
I'm sorry?
They did?
Grand Master or Grand?
Grand Mason.
M-A-I-S-O-N.
Grand Mason.
I was paused for a second.
Funny what a name could do, right?
M-A-I-S-O-N?
I'm Googling it.
That's like Maison.
Put the French on it, man.
What's that?
His level in?
It looked like somebody that'll hang a black dude.
That's what it sounded like.
That's why.
Yeah.
That sounds very different from Adam 22.
I like how people rebrand themselves
to intrude on the black community.
Holy shit.
Had he come in as Grand Mason,
it may have been a different.
It's going a little different.
Yeah.
It's definitely going a little different.
Yeah.
Niggas not getting behind that.
Yeah.
He's rebranded himself.
That's the name he gave himself?
No.
No.
Read the... Go ahead. Is that his real name? That's rebranded himself. That's the name he gave himself? No. Read the...
Go ahead.
Is that his real name?
That's what Rolling Stone said.
Rolling Stone said that's his name.
Okay.
What's the problem?
Nothing.
Anyway.
Come on.
What else is important?
Mason?
That sounds a little different.
Yeah, that sounds different.
Oh, got it.
I think I'll walk in and say, how you doing?
Grant Mason.
Grant Mason.
Are we going to do the conspiracy shit again?
Because they killing me. Like, for Mason. We gonna do the conspiracy shit again, because they killing me.
Like for real, keep me on the conspiracy.
I want to stay away from y'all, but I still
want to be up to date on any conspiracies.
Mason sounds crazy.
It hits different.
Why, because of the word Mason?
Grand Mason.
Grand Mason sounds just, it just sounds like a person that would be.
It sounds very KKK-ish.
Yeah.
It sounds like that's his clan name.
Yes, yes. Not saying it is. that's his clan name. Yes. Yes.
Not saying it is.
That ain't crazy. Saying it is.
Yeah.
Hold on.
You know what, y'all?
And don't get crazy during Ramadan, nigga.
Hold on, y'all.
I'm with y'all.
I agree.
There you go.
You learning.
You learning.
My man right there.
Okay.
So Snowfall's having a spinoff
Melissa
No okay
Sorry nevermind
No no I like this
Cause you've been dying
To get this out of your system
You done DM'd us
Texted us
Word
Called us about it
I listen
I fell off of watching Snowfall
A couple of seasons ago
I gotta catch up
But I thought that this would be
Like a super big deal
For you guys
Right
No
Not yet
Until we
See what takes place with the finale.
The finale has three more episodes left, right?
Yeah.
So we haven't really seen where it goes.
I think by them announcing the spinoff, though,
I think that I think Leon dies.
Because the spinoff announcement is Wanda is going to run the clinic for the mom.
Well, she's going to be the main character.
That's all the spinoff announcement is.
It's about her running the clinic.
The shelter, I'm sorry.
And that was the last episode.
The mom said, yo, how about you take over for me?
So it could be setting that up.
That's what I think.
Is that interesting?
I've got to see the rest of this.
I've got to see the rest of this.
I've got to see the next three episodes.
I'm going to give it a shot.
They won me back this season.
Snowfall?
They won me back this season. They won me back this season.
And it's really good.
I mean, we at seven.
It's been good.
It's been good all season.
They won me back, so I'll check it.
A nail in Teddy's ass.
But I'm now watching a little crackhead girl.
She's reformed.
Good fun.
That's even more boring. crackhead girl? She's reformed. Good for her. She's recovering.
That's even more boring.
It could be like a
like a wire 2.0.
You never know.
We'll see.
Because it's in the
crack ridden 80s in LA.
That's where it's
going to pick up at.
And she's running a
shelter.
Because you see they were kind of like yeah it's trying to
be hired in the writing room fuck out of here they were kind of leaning into the effects of what the
drugs in the community was doing they would they kind of focus heavy on that okay i see what it's
going in this season they've been showing the downplay of what all of this shit really did
every time jerome spoke this season he was condemning where they are and what the crack and what the money did to them.
You know what I'm saying?
They've been showing the negative sides, more so this season than the others.
So, we'll see.
I'm going to spoil the show for me.
No, we haven't talked.
We haven't talked.
We haven't spoiled nothing.
We're assuming where we think the next show might go.
Yeah, we ain't spoiling.
I'm watching fucking Night Agent now.
She's born Identity Junior,
this little white dude running around
fucking shit up.
Night Agent?
Night Agent.
Night Agent.
It's new on Netflix.
It's pretty good.
It's fire.
It is fire.
It's fire.
Yeah.
That shit locked me in 10 straight.
I clowned my girl for it
and now I'm hooked.
Bro, I couldn't stop.
I was like,
all right, one more episode.
All right, fuck it. One more. I just watched the whole shit. I don hooked. Bro, I couldn't stop. I was like, yo, all right, one more episode. All right, fuck it,
one more.
I just watched
the whole shit.
I don't have no
black CIA niggas.
Because all the
niggas up.
Niggas blew himself up.
These niggas know
karate too, nigga.
Fuck a break an arm.
Wait, I'm sure.
Idris Elba ain't that?
No.
Nah.
What's that show he on?
Luther.
That's my man.
And he just a cop?
A detective?
Yeah, he's like
a Sherlock Holmes.
Oh, that's Idris Elba on Luther? Yeah. No, you he on? Luther. That's my man. And he just a cop? A detective? Yeah, he's like a Sherlock Holmes-esque.
Oh, that's Idris Elba on Luther?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh.
No, you thought it was Luther.
Running down the street.
I love that Luther, boy.
This nigga's so stupid.
Where you at at night, AJ?
Oh, early.
Oh, okay.
Three.
Like, super early.
That show's good
yeah
and they keep the twist coming
I like that
I like where you think
you see where it's going
when she gonna fuck him
like come on
you can tell they gonna fuck
I'm about to go watch it
stop
no certain shit
you can just kind of
episode two
she gonna call him back
so I memorized the number
I bet you did
real quick
Ice House and Rabbit Hole
I ain't watching no more
of that shit
until it's another five episodes in there.
Episode one was fire, though.
One and two was fire, and I said, all right.
Better than 24?
It's like tech.
Chill, relax.
Never that.
Relax.
Don't do that.
But don't do that, though.
Jack Bauer, I'm just saying.
This is like technology pranked.
That's what it is.
Rabbit Hole? Yeah. I's what it is. Rabbit hole?
Yeah.
I haven't seen it yet.
Like, they are staging
real life
for different reasons.
That's all I can really say.
Is it like Black Mirror?
Don't Black Mirror.
I don't talk about Black Mirror.
I don't get that shit out of here.
What?
Like, they prepping us?
Nah, nah.
It's corporate espionage, but using real life events.
Not even.
It's just shit that you probably-
It's corporate espionage.
It's corporate espionage, but the way they do it, it's like I got a person that's a plant.
This whole shit is fake.
You don't really realize it, and it's all to trick somebody into selling off their stock.
Yeah, to make this crash.
Yeah, they infiltrate the markets.
All right, we're gonna watch it.
Thank you.
Yeah, no, it's good.
I said this before
and I'll say it again.
We was wrong
and they need to lock
Britney Spears up again.
What'd she do now?
We was wrong.
There's a video.
I said it, I got killed. We was wrong, yo. There's a video. I said it, I got killed.
We were wrong, yo.
There's a video.
It's okay to say it.
You did say it.
I said it.
Yeah.
So she posted on her Instagram page.
She loves to post herself
dancing on her Instagram page.
And it made me think,
does she have her phone,
just have all these tripods
and shit like that
just hung all over the house
with like ring lights,
just wherever she just happens to be.
And she's dancing.
This is my only problem with women's review of women.
I'm trying.
It always starts with,
she just loves to,
whatever she's doing.
Lizzo show up to the Laker game,
ass out, titties out.
She just loves to be free.
No, I had an issue
with that.
I had an issue with that.
She just loves to dance.
She is such a dancer.
No, no, no, no. I was going to say
Free movement, free movement, flowing.
No, I was going to say this
video does not help her
in any way, shape, or form with the reports that
she's two sandwiches short of a picnic.
We need to make a citizen's arrest
on Britney Spears and she should not be
in control of her estate.
We got that wrong.
Oh my God, we couldn't have been more.
That's one of the biggest... Oopsies.
Yeah.
Our bad.
Poor Brit. She looks so... Crazy. our bad whoopsie poor poor Britt
she looks so
crazy
I'm trying to find
the video
vacant
yeah
a little vacant
like the engine
running but nobody
behind the wheel
that's a really
nice way to say
something
that's a really
nice way to say
the meanest shit
I've ever heard
in my life
like nobody's home
a person is vacant.
That's Toronto shade.
Yeah.
That's some Canadian ill shade.
Vacant ass nigga.
Vacant bitch.
Somebody shoot me if I call him that shit.
It's going to go over there, nigga.
Just because they don't even know what it is.
They don't get you, nigga.
Yo, where he was playing me out, yo.
Call me vacant yo call me vacant
you look vacant
alright
that's some funny shit
and while we were talking
about Tory Lanez
and Meg earlier
Tory Lanez has filed
for a new trial
yeah
he said the prosecutors
tainted the minds
of the jury
with his lyrics and shit that shit's been there.
I was like, well, that's what they job.
He should file for a new lawyer, too.
He's got Jose Baez now.
He got a crew now.
He got him.
He got him.
Yeah, but I don't know if it's going to be a match.
Yeah.
Meg lost weight, so it's over for him now.
It's over for him now.
Who said you getting a new trial, nigga? She look good throwing that ball out there. Yeah, good looking pitch out there. match yeah Meg lost weight so it's over now dog what a curveball I don't know I
would have knocked it out the parts home run I'm talking about the pitch
I'm going. Respect.
I'm strictly talking for the class.
Go into the class.
Low slider.
The class, if this what the class did to y'all,
I don't want to go.
No, we talking about the baseball.
Just baseball.
Sports talk.
Yeah, just baseball.
MLB?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga.
Swingin' my bat.
Don't tell me that that's harassment.
Listen, look.
Harassment.
I feel harassed. It's cool. We was talking about that earlier. It's crazy. Don't tell me that That's harassment Look listen Look Harassment
It's cool
We was talking about that earlier
It's crazy
Yo
Meg looked amazing
Did she ever
She looked nice
She looked nice my nigga
All you companies out there
I gotta talk to y'all
I'm not sitting here silent
Cause of that
Of course you look great
Oh okay
I'm sitting here silent
Cause we Give a fuck.
Yo, it is so easy
to get.
Oh my God.
I mean, listen.
She was pitching.
She went and got low,
sent that nigga up,
disappeared for three months, came out
and threw a ball and the whole internet.
She lost 20.
Oh, my God.
Wait, though.
Wait, you're missing a part.
You missed a part.
She looked good as hell throwing a ball.
She lost 20, and she did the t-shirt tie.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
This right here, get a nigga.
With the tight white jeans.
White jeans?
White jeans are fire.
Come on, dog.
White jeans with the t-shirt tie?
Yeah.
Like, so good Like And the appearance
That she made just before that
In like the gold outfit
I don't know about that
I didn't see that one
It's easy to get you niggas
No it's not
It's easy
Cause Lizzo could've been up there
Throwing the ball
I wouldn't be saying this
It's easy man
Come on
Hey Flip
You say whatever you want
That sounds foul to you
Hey yo dog
Parks
No no no
Erickson
Don't edit my man
Don't edit him
No don't edit him my nigga Let Don't edit him. No, don't edit him, my nigga.
Let my guy live.
Liz was going to do what?
She was going to throw the ball.
Oh, what happened?
And I wouldn't have reacted that way.
If the Astros or the Yankees or somebody called you
and asked you to wear some tight white jeans
and come out there and throw the ball, would you do it?
No.
What?
Why?
Why am I wearing tight white jeans?
Because it gives you more trajectory.
Because that is the dress code.
Yeah.
It allows your curve to sink faster.
Because that's the dress code.
Yo.
It's not a shit that helps your trajectory.
Oh, man.
Hey, yo, if them niggas get you 100 bands to go out there and throw that pitch.
Keep it real.
And some tight white pants.
He doing that shit.
I do that shit
in some tight white Speedos.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You a sellout.
Yes.
Respect.
You're damn right.
All you want a nigga
to say is respect.
Salute.
What the fuck?
Stupid, yo.
Hey, yo, hold on.
I got something to say.
Listen.
What's up?
You companies,
get rid of your managers, the unhealthy looking, yo, hold on. I got something to say. Listen. What's up? You companies get rid of your managers,
the unhealthy looking ones, the heavy ones.
Let me tell you why.
Because they are costing you a lot of money.
No disrespect.
They are complimenting.
My man came up $100,000 off you niggas.
And it's a play.
I'm snitching.
Because I'm hating on him.
We need some context clues.
My man was working at Toys R Us.
And his heavyset manager that smokes cigarettes
touched his muscles and said,
oh, you look strong.
Oh, shit.
And he caught a 40 piece.
No, salute to that.
No, I'm hating because it's like
nobody complimented me when I was working.
Then he went to Rite Aid.
You don't look strong.
I know.
Then he went to Rite Aid
and she bumped in here and rubbed his back like that.
She acted like she fell
he caught a 50 piece
what is going on
yo he's
he's good
and I'm hating
I'm ratting
I'm ratting
yeah you go ahead
and do it
with your little pull up body
I mean when we coming up
we would like to be
complimented by women
but niggas is using that
to their advantage
you're not allowed
to touch somebody's muscles
and say you look strong
you can't touch
you can't touch somebody's ass a female and be say you look strong. You can't touch my ass.
I'm female and be like, damn, you work out.
You can't touch nothing on nobody.
You can't even talk to them.
Not for nothing, 40-something's a little light.
He might have come a skirt.
Look at the way he's thirsty.
What you with him for?
I'm with him.
The noose.
I'm sorry.
Where's my noose?
Don't do that to Paul. Get a mug. You're talking about a mug. Park, where's my noose? Yo.
Don't do that to Park.
Yo.
That's strike one, buddy.
You get three strikes.
I got you, Park.
Oh, man.
Wait till everybody here got a strike now, right?
I don't have no strikes.
I don't got a strike.
I don't got none either.
I don't have no strikes.
You got two strikes.
You got two strikes. I'm wearing what? I don't know. It's just. I start here got a strike now, right? I don't have no strikes. I don't got a strike. I don't got none either. I don't have no strikes. You got two strikes. You got two strikes.
I'm wearing what?
I don't know.
It's just...
I start off with a strike.
You start it off because of Mel, and then you walk in with a strike.
90s niggas make sure they got that color ups in their eyes.
That's the official 90s nigga.
I've never even seen this color ups before.
That's it.
What's that, Olive?
You got it man
I don't know
Pickle
That's good
Yo don't start your shit bro
Please
Hey you know what's so crazy
The sweater don't even match it
But you put it together good
With the eyes
Three pounds
It match
The sweater don't match that
That matches
How
Tell me
I don't know if that navy blue
Match that
No it don't I wasn't trying to match I was trying to match that? That matches. How? Tell me. I don't know if that navy blue matched that.
No, it don't.
It don't.
I wasn't trying to match.
I was trying to match. But somehow that matches, too.
But you killed it.
I'm not.
Bruh, stop.
Get away.
Ooh.
That's fire.
So stupid, y'all.
I ain't with niggas if you put anything on me.
I saw that shit.
I saw that shit.
I saw that shit.
You ain't killing no one.
Nice. Nice. them. Nice.
Nice.
Yo, what's wrong with you, son?
Oh.
Niggas is fools, yo.
Oh, shit.
All right, hold up.
What else is funny?
Nah, that's funny.
What else is funny?
What else is funny?
Oh, wait, we got to get to,
oh, wait, let me say this.
What's good?
I don't know if this is true or not. This is from Cox What's good? I don't know if this is true or not.
This from Cox Horses.
I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm reporting on it anyway because I left.
If, in fact, you guys did steal Ice Spice's chain.
Why are y'all so excited about that
these street niggas today
are different
that girl is 4 foot 9
with curly hair
and a girl
I'm not saying you can't rob a girl
but it don't have the same effect
when you come to the internet
and say I got your shit
I got your shit I need to get it back
you're not so tough are you
they just trolling
the link on the chain look nasty
nah yeah and her fans said she never wore that chain
before and that shit out here is some bullshit
yeah the link look nasty like something you get from King's Plaza.
So they just robbed some other poor girl.
Her name Ice.
They looking for you next.
They ain't looking for me.
Ice.
I ain't gonna lie.
Ice had that chain longer than I thought.
I thought they'd have been tonight since she opened.
Wow.
He had that chain for a few years now.
I see the man, yo.
It look good. It look good. You seen the new one? few years now. I look good.
You seen a new one?
He got a new chain?
Oh, yeah, because you said you was getting something made.
You did say that a while ago.
Yes, he did say that.
Is that big?
No.
You got a new chain?
Your man ain't going to lie on you.
Yes, he will.
His name is Library.
It's Library.
I think it just took the R's out It's cool
I catch this nigga in the car
Yo what a shade
Oh shit that's what I was doing
Yo yo yo
Pardon me pardon me
No
I apologize
That's strike one
Uncle Bill where's the new chair
Alright
So
Did I find this
Soulja Boy
Was apologizing to New Jersey.
Okay.
Nice.
He got with his people.
They told him, you know, you got fans in Jersey.
People look up to you.
You're a legend.
You should apologize.
No need to just stir up unnecessary drama.
And play with all the apology.
It didn't end up going so well.
I'm going live right now to shout out to all my
fans in New Jersey.
I felt like yesterday I overreacted
on the video. I ain't even watched the video.
I just seen the caption that niggas was putting
and I went live and went off
see look I'm trying to be nice he's my two band from New Jersey Fuck my dick, nigga. Fuck Jersey, nigga. Fuck all y'all fans, nigga. Fuck. Suck my dick, nigga.
What?
Every time I try to come on here and apologize and keep it right, that's what I'm saying, nigga.
Fuck New Jersey.
We'll come blow that shit up.
We'll come shoot that shit up.
Y'all ain't got shit.
Y'all niggas broke, niggas.
Fuck y'all, nigga.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm done apologizing.
Fuck Jersey.
I'm standing on it.
Suck a dick.
Fuck Jersey.
Fuck all y'all.
He is going off.
We're live right now.
Man, then fuck everybody.
Fuck double exhale and fuck no jumping and fuck world star and fuck say cheese and fuck
X-Games and fuck all y'all.
I ain't talking shit.
He said that, so we can laugh.
Fuck that nigga.
Word.
That was funny, though.
Seven times.
That was funny.
Fuck soldiers.
That nigga got Tourette's or something. He's like, yeah, you know, I apologize. You know, I was a though. Seven times. That was funny. Fuck Soulja Boy.
I said nigga, Tourette's or something.
He was like, yeah, you know, I apologize.
You know, I was a little out of line.
Yo, look at what he said.
Yo, yo.
Oh, man.
The funny shit is saying, hey, I didn't even watch that video.
I just grabbed the phone and replied.
You just did the same shit again.
One nigga comment saying your band didn't go off. Yes, your peoples.
Soulja Boy, I'm sure that you didn't mean that,
but you probably won't be in Jersey anytime soon.
Or shooting up anything over here.
He won't be in here.
He won't touch Jersey.
It's like the last person. How many states North America got again?
50, nigga.
No, it ain't.
It's 50 states. it's 50 states yes
it's 50 states
I thought they added one
no
no
Puerto Rico hasn't been added
and DC hasn't been added
yeah
it's 50
nah
they trying to add DC
they added some shit
they'll never add DC
they're trying
they'll never add DC
they will never add DC
it's too many black
it's too many black people
they'll never add DC gotta fuck many black people. They'll never add DC.
They ought to fuck their whole little
voting, electoral shit up.
Fam.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You gotta stay in school sometimes.
Yeah, just a little bit.
Why? To learn the information
that they put out there?
So y'all can spread it?
Why it's 50 states?
That's how many they took.
They'll play with me.
Shit.
They took more than that.
They took a whole lot more than that,
God damn it.
That's why China coming back for all of it.
Did y'all see Jeff Bezos
building a 500 foot clock
that is going to cost him what? $42 million or $42 billion, some stupid shit.
For what?
Somebody find it.
To put it where?
That's going to outlast every human on Earth.
What's the point?
You don't hear nothing about it?
It's not hard to do, Jeff.
Who cares?
This is what people with a lot of money spend it on.
It's 42 mil.
That's amazing.
Wow.
No, I didn't see that.
I've been looking at other money news.
I know you don't want to talk about it.
Why?
It's serious.
How serious?
Very.
It's very.
China and Brazil linking up?
More than China.
Oh, there's not even here?
No, it's more than that.
Saudi Arabia?
Seven countries, basically.
All right, so basically China's out here spearheading a global shift.
Takeover.
Shift in that, you know, China's China.
And they've been playing laying dormant for a while,
making us think they was just manufacturing shit
when they've been out here plotting and scheming.
So China has been in talks with Saudi Arabia,
first has been in talks with Saudi Arabia and Iran
that have had a long decade, century long feud.
They got them cool. Peace in the Middle East.
Now they saying basically instead of using the United States dollar worldwide, you have Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, Iran, South America, Brazil.
South America is a continent.
America, Brazil.
Well, South America is a continent.
Not South America, South Africa.
Brazil and India are basically coming together to do away with the United States dollar
as the form of currency that we're using.
Yes.
That's going to change the world, bro.
Like in a very, very, very drastic way.
And they're saying that basically
they're going to use the Chinese yuan
and it's going to be backed by the gold standard again.
Because the United States went away from the gold standard.
Isn't it the yen?
No, yen is Japan, I think.
The yuan, I think.
But that's big.
So all of our banking, our dollar is going to lose value.
If they pull it off, our dollar is going to lose value.
I think it's going to lead to a world war or something.
United States start bullying
motherfuckers when we don't
get our way.
And they like,
all right, come on.
Oil prices,
all of that shit
going to be basically
getting ran by the Chinese.
It's a deep thing.
We're going to be being run
by the Chinese, you're saying?
Aren't we already?
We kind of already are.
Everything we buy is from China, right?
So our military has been basically the,
like, yeah, you got money, but I'll rough you up.
Now when I go get seven other niggas,
you can't rough me up no more.
So now we're going to see what happens.
What year is the war coming?
Because the war is coming.
It's coming.
Yeah.
I think that part is obvious.
I think it's coming.
I think in the next five years we'll have one.
I think it's going to be not traditional war as we think.
I think the war is going to be fought in like a digital front now.
It's possible.
I think the attacks that we, I think all, like even the shit,
these trains derailing, I think all of this shit is warfare happening.
I think COVID was warfare.
I think fentanyl is warfare.
I think all of this shit is warfare.
If you're watching out there, I'm sorry,
if you're watching out there and
you are an amazing
tattoo removal artist,
I need you to come up here
and get all this vaccine shit
up out of me that they put in me.
I got all three of them shit.
Ice is right.
If the fucking war start happening
and they press the inspector gadget red button
and all the niggas with the vaccine
start last of us in out here fighting.
That shit ain't funny, yo.
If it's last of us and I look like I'm changing,
one of y'all better try to save me
before y'all shoot me in the head.
You are going in the Hudson.
You won't bite me, but that new teeth.
That shit would be lucky.
He poisoned off of the one bite.
We all catch it with his teeth.
I ain't going to let you go like that.
Thank you.
What are you going to do?
I ain't going to let you go like that. That's my man. We going to I ain't gonna let you go out like that. Thank you. What you gonna do? I ain't gonna let, that's my man.
We gonna hold him down?
You know, like they did in...
Nah, Joe might be good.
Oh.
Yo, you know why else Last of Us is good?
We knew when that nigga got up from getting shot,
the Mormon niggas was assed.
You knew when he got good,
they was, y'all was dead. Nasty motherfuckers. That nigga don't play with them. You knew when he got good They was
Y'all was dead
Nasty motherfuckers
That nigga don't play with him
No he don't
He didn't play
He Jason Bourne
That last scene in the hospital
Yeah
That shit was a little fakey though
I don't like when they kill too many niggas
Should be fake yo
Don't get shot again
I like how it ended too
I think more shit should end like that.
That shit was hard.
I want to see it.
It's fly.
Is it good?
It was really good.
It was really good.
Except for episode seven.
You ain't off that seven.
What's that show, real quick,
I don't know if they came out with another season,
but the guy that played Superman,
it was like a medieval show.
He's like a wolfman or some type of crazy shit.
Come on, guys, help me.
You watch a lot of weird shit.
I don't know who played Superman.
Just start with me.
Henry Cavill.
Yeah, thank you.
Cavill.
He was late.
Why do I know this?
Thank you.
He's not Superman no more, right?
You know that right now?
He's not Superman anymore.
I never watched an episode of Superman.
I don't even know the show you're talking about, but I just know the actor.
I just know it's Henry Cavill.
You just know it's him, though.
That motherfucker's fine.
Oh, that's what it is.
Oh, she got him.
You got him.
Look, you got him.
We got him.
We got him.
Hey, yo, Joe.
Henry Cavill is his name.
June 10th, then Stack Bundles is getting a street named
after him in Fall Rockaway on June 10th.
I know.
I know.
Yes.
You want to see it?
Yes.
Rest in peace, our friend.
I got the text. Rest wanted to say that. Yes. I know. Yes. Yes. Rest in peace, our friend. I got the text.
Rest in peace to Stack.
Yes.
And June 10th is my 20-year anniversary officially.
Really?
My debut album.
Oh, wow.
Oh, shit.
It's a little damn celebration.
You going to get your royalties back?
My royalties back?
I mean, your masters or whatever that shit called?
No, not in 20 years.
30.
30, right?
30 years.
30 years.
10 more years.
Then you got 10 more years
to fuck you over.
Ain't fucking me over.
I like to trade.
Damn.
I like to trade.
Now that I'm 20 years in.
Watch me float.
These next 10 years.
Say that now.
I be feeling like that man
when I walk through.
They can say that now
you got that money.
Yeah.
Your little ass would've been
tapped out. You'd be like, yo, these fucking niggas. Yeah. I'm cool. nigga say that now you got that money your little ass would have been tapped out
you'd be like
yo these
fucking niggas
I'm cool
you can wait
now
I sent in
some of my
last few
recording contracts
to the lawyer
to see what
the standings
was and get
some information
and shit
boy I signed
some bad shit
I signed
some bad shit this nigga signed some bad shit.
This nigga over here, he owe me some money.
This nigga, he owe me some money, but that's my man.
I signed some shit.
I believe you.
But I wasn't even mad.
I ain't even mad at it.
Yeah, at the time.
At the time, you had to do what you had to do.
And here we are now.
If I fucked up, I'd be mad.
Yeah.
Okay. What else is important or unimportant? I had to do it. Yeah, I had to do it. Here we are now. If it was self-fucked up, I'd be mad. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Okay.
What else is important or unimportant?
Oh, shit.
Tonight.
Tonight.
Well, this happened already, but Iowa versus South Carolina is the women's basketball.
Oh, yeah.
Which is basically the championship.
If you're not familiar, which I'm not either.
I'm speaking about the schedule.
Is this the girl?
What's her name? Iowa has the little white girl.
Now she be going crazy.
Don't play.
Buckets.
Don't play.
She be going crazy.
Her nickname is Buckets.
40, 10, 12.
Shoot, from 45, you know that?
Yeah, she be going crazy.
But South Carolina is South Carolina.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's dawn.
This is really going to be the championship game.
It's dawn.
And that's really why I want to leave early.
That game starts at 7, I think.
I don't know if you play at 12.
Yeah, no, I'm watching.
I've been into that, though.
I've been into the fighting.
Shout out to women's sports.
They be fighting a lot.
I'm on some nigga shit.
Don't call something me.
Just look away.
I'm on some nigga shit.
They be fighting on the court. They be fighting. I'm on some nigga shit. They be fighting on the court.
They be fighting.
I'm telling you.
On my algorithm.
Oh, you get all out on your algorithm?
I ain't seen a fight in female basketball in I don't know how long.
What?
I guess it must be.
It's your algorithm feeding you the fuckery.
They be getting whooped.
One girl was shaking her hand.
Nah, shorty from Iowa. Oh, I saw that. I saw that. She was like a bad sport or something. Yeah, One girl was shaking her hand. Nah, shorty from Iowa.
Oh, I saw that.
I saw that.
She was like a bad sport or something.
She went to shake her hand.
She whispered to her like, I'm going to get you.
Yeah.
And she pulled over.
Yeah.
Oh, that crazy.
Girls go harder than some of your niggas.
They do.
Someone out here.
Big man, how you doing, man?
I'm good.
I'm just impressed that you guys are, you know, interested in women's sports.
I'm not.
Okay. Oh. I'm going. I'm just impressed that you guys are, you know, interested in women's sports. I'm not. Oh, okay.
I'm going to be honest.
Nigga, there's a lot of horse manure right there standing there.
I'm not watching.
Are you going to backtrack?
No, I'm not watching it.
Why?
It's just not interesting. It doesn't interest me.
Why not?
It just don't interest me.
Girl, dad.
My daughter ain't playing no sports right now. I didn't say nothing about it.
Girl, dad, yes.
Wait, you said my daughter ain't playing no sports.
Right now.
I said right now.
I'm speaking on right now.
I was about to get you.
You almost got him.
You almost got him.
You did.
My daughter will never play no sports.
Wait, what's that?
Explain.
What do you mean?
Are you preventing her from experiencing?
Are you controlling the activities that are going to be presented?
Absolutely not.
What?
Y'all not going to be stage dads?
Yes.
What is a stage dad?
100%.
Will you be up there rooting your girl on while she's doing the battle rap?
No, I'm over that.
You're going to do the shit with her.
When you're forcing your kid up there.
Oh, never.
Two years old.
Get up there.
Spin around.
Spell some shit.
Being a pageant.
You're 77 pageant.
No, I thought you meant the dad that's sitting there doing the shit with her.
Yeah, yeah, I'm all that.
So did you have tea parties with her?
Yes.
That is so cute.
That's nice.
She cooks and then, Daddy, you got to drink it.
It don't be nothing in there, but I drink it.
I do all that shit.
That is so adorable.
You belong away by that, right?
I just think that's really cute.
Thank you.
Alex Stein?
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
What I'm saying is these casinos give people free drinks,
and then they become vulnerable,
and they end up gambling more money than they have.
And I was a victim of that, and I lost a lot of money.
And I'm facing a lot of issues right now.
My wife's boyfriend recently got her pregnant pregnant and I'm here for a church event
speaking for I'm a member of the Church of Scientology and I don't normally
drink but I'm very vulnerable I'm in a position now where I don't know what I'm
gonna do because financially I'm gonna have to take care of this baby
potentially because he's out on parole right now and he has an upcoming case
where he could be facing a long time in jail.
So potentially I'm gonna have to financially support this baby and I come to Las Vegas for
a work event and I get fed alcohol and I get entirely way too intoxicated. I go to the ATM,
I use my credit card. They make it very accessible to be able to gamble with my credit card. You know
this, Mary Goodman. They make it absolutely incredibly accessible, councilman, to be able
to take all I have.
And now I got to go back to Clearwater, Florida, and I have nothing.
But the vulnerability.
Your name was Alex Stein?
Yeah, that was hilarious.
Who was that?
It was a dude.
He was at the Las Vegas board or something.
It was like the mayor and some politicians.
And he was arguing the fact that all this Vegas shit should be illegal
because I just came out here and got taken for everything.
Because y'all predators that I voluntarily
go to the ATM, swipe my card,
take money out, and put it on the table.
But do you think that being tipsy
or drunk can lead you to spend more money?
Yes.
That's the goal.
It impairs your judgment.
He got a point.
He don't have a point.
No, he walked in there
I'm just laughing
At how fast
He was
Look how fast
He was out of breath
Look how fast
He started dirty macking
And hating on the nigga
Yo dawg
Yeah you know
My wife got pregnant
By Roscoe
A criminal
Roscoe about to go back to jail
So I'm gonna be solely responsible
For taking care of this baby
Cause he busted my chick
And then you know
He gotta go lay up
The shit love make you do, y'all.
Is that what it does?
The shit love.
Uh-huh.
He already committed
to taking care of his wife's
do-for-loss.
Cheek, baby.
Cheek, baby.
He found everything.
But he doesn't want to get it.
All right.
Come on, we got music.
Yeah, we got new music.
We got new music, bro.
We got new music to get to.
Finally.
Finally some releases. What came out? came out you know i'll never know uh chloe came out fire you heard it was fire fire fire
chloe was gonna be fire i kind of figured chloe was gonna be it's too much backing it's too much
support it's too many talented ears listening to the music they go into the best writers put the best
beats and people that know how to make songs so big club that's what her album sounds like hmm
I saw that once I saw the features I said okay no it's real good which I guess I'm listening
to that yeah um it's like the whopper jr Jr. to Beyonce's Whopper.
Okay.
I can see that, though.
Yeah.
For real.
It sounds like these are some songs that B heard and passed on at some point
or just had a hand in.
When you hear it, you'll see what I'm talking about.
But really good songs.
I might play Sleeper from that project today.
Drama dropped his two projects.
He did.
Tyler, it was Call Me If You Get Lost,
the estate sale, which was an additional.
It's a deluxe.
It's a deluxe.
It's an additional eight,
but it's longer than the traditional deluxe.
It was eight records.
Yeah.
So it was like a semi-new project, I guess.
Eh.
And then.
It was halfway okie doke.
I bought it anyway.
But yeah. There's a couple joints in that. There's a couple joints. But it's a kind of standard deluxe to me I guess yeah and then halfway okey-doke I bought it anyway but yeah I copped
there's a couple joints in that it's a couple joints it's a kind of standard
deluxe to me where there's yeah there's a joint and then there's some shit that
you clearly didn't put on the album on purpose mm-hmm but it's cool I liked it
um I like the experimentation on there like those different bops and yeah yeah
the one with Vince is definitely a different bop early 2000s kind of bop or something
like that and um drama's album uh I'm Really Like That came out which can't be bad with a title like
that I love the Tyler from from the intro I love the Tyler record on there the intro legendary Intro. Legendary. Smoked it. Just Tyler. One verse.
Straight to the point.
The standout.
The surprise track on there.
It's 42 Doug and Lil Uzi.
I wouldn't have expected them two on a record together.
Y'all know I'm a Doug fan.
But.
Wow. Uzi slid on this track.
Maybe I won't skip it then. I mean he went crazy yeah okay he went crazy like that was a surprise one arm I listened
to the whole project two or three times I forget cuz I just kept letting it play
the standout verse and I was happy cuz my favorite rapper geez there's a song
on there I'm called raised different it's Nipsey hustle jeezy and blast on the hook and jeezy's verse on there is probably one of the
best verses I think he's ever done it's in it's easily a top 10 jeezy verse but it was a standout
verse on the album to me but Nice. But overall, good project.
Really good project.
There's a couple joints on there that I could
go without.
Hey, y'all know,
y'all all call me
a West Side Gun hater.
He rapped on this verse.
I like that.
I like that track.
I like when he raps.
I say that all the time.
Yeah.
He rapped,
and I like it.
So I'm not a hater.
I enjoyed that review.
Good job.
That was a good review.
That was a good job.
I like that. He gave me the standout track, enjoyed that review. Good job. That's a good job. I like that.
He gave me the stand down track,
his personal favorite.
Favorite verse.
That's his man.
That's his man.
He was great.
If I come out with an album,
you better give me a review like that too.
You've been working on this, man.
Make it dope.
Make it dope.
What was his feature on your album?
It's going to be rap or R&B.
Both.
What would the name be?
The title.
I'm sure you'll be right there in the studio to help.
Looking good, Phyllis Gromshus.
I'm sure you'll be right there to come up with a title or two.
A little inspiration.
Who else came out?
A single that surprised me.
Gucci dropped a single called 06 Gucci.
The album cover, the single art was dope
because it had the picture of him
with the Braves jersey from 06.
And it was a split.
And he recreated the exact same image today.
And it features DaBaby and 21 Savage.
We haven't heard from DaBaby in a minute.
So I was like, okay, let me see what you did with this.
And it's fire.
21's verse is nuts, yo.
He came on there and, like, it's just a reminder track,
letting y'all know, hey, this is how we get there.
Which one was the standout verse in that one?
The same 21 you cut off the Nas project?
I mean, the Drake project?
Yeah, same 21.
See, I can praise you
here and not like it over here right I'm objective mm-hmm good job well yeah
that's yeah that's it in my room that I listen to
crazy.
Come on,
it's style.
Yo,
dog,
one time.
What's the fuck?
Can we have a podcast?
That's part of the pod.
That's part of you.
No,
it's part of the pod.
Aki.
He won't do nothing to help the pod.
I know,
except talk my brains out,
tell all my personal information.
You know what I'm saying?
Just that.
You know,
just that.
You know what I'm saying?
We saw this story before.
I hate when niggas
talk to their lawyers, yo.
We know who you've been talking to.
Niggas are fools, yo.
Niggas are fools.
This guy.
I'm team.
I'm with the team.
We know.
Any more in music?
Larry June, Alchemist, Drop.
I only listened to it once, so I don't have as in-depth of a review as Ice does.
But it's a solid project.
No.
You can't follow me.
You're absolutely right.
I still want to inform the people about the heat that came out.
Just do one-liners.
Get this work out of here.
Hot or not?
Grease down.
That's strike one.
That's strike one.
You know what I mean?
That's right.
That's strike one.
Yo.
You get three. Just do one liner
You can't come after that
You can't say that
Nah it's a good review
Stand out versatile
I'm just trying to inform people
What came out
38 Spets dropped a project
That's real dope
38 Spets
Hey yo dawg
Does he
He
He sleep
No
Nah not really
He just raps
I was about to say
He's writing in his sleep
Hey and shout out Royce.
He dropped the Heaven Experience EP.
I believe it was six records.
Yeah, something like that.
Royce dropped music.
New music?
Yes.
Dropped the EP today.
My sleep was off of that.
My core, Royce, god damn it.
Royce and Redman.
You heard me.
You're lying.
You heard me.
How could I not have known that?
Because you trash
No they kind of snuck it out
So I had no idea
Strip me of my New Jersey
Citizenship
Someone marry me
Yo that's crazy
You trying to deport me huh?
That's funny if that's true though
I believe it
You say nobody say nothing
Except for you Yeah word Except for me I believe it. You say nobody say nothing. Yeah.
Except for you.
Yeah, word.
Except for me.
What else, what else, what else, what else?
Mariah Carey.
Is that what that was?
Mariah Carey and Meg Thee Stallion are headlining L.A.'s Pride in the Park.
And you thought you should come let us know about it.
Pride in the Park. Salute. about it. Pride in the park.
Salute.
Salute to Pride in the Park.
Salute.
Salute.
Salute.
That's it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is an awkward silence moment.
But we just let the bus pass the whole round.
It's all the way back.
Which bus?
Rod Nesher did that.
Whoa!
Yo!
I'm good, though.
Yes, you can.
I'm straight.
Stand in it.
I'm standing in it.
Straightness.
What?
Bro, stop.
Who said you wasn't straight?
I wasn't even talking about that.
I wasn't even talking about that kind of straight.
Who you trying to convince? Yeah. I wasn't even talking about Doc Conner Street. I was just saying. All right, just forget it.
Who you trying to convince?
Yeah.
And now you wearing pink
talking about.
Real men wear pink.
I agree.
Oh, okay.
You know, that's my shit.
I'm wearing my hoodie
and put that shit to shame.
You don't like that shit.
You make me mad now.
Why though?
Because I was going to wear
my shit today,
but I didn't feel pretty enough.
I didn't feel good to wear pink.
White and blue.
I felt like war.
Black Thames.
Those not Thames.
Those are Toms.
This is my version of Black Thames.
Those are Toms.
These are not Toms.
Those are Toms.
Look at you, been practicing in the mirror at home.
You're not funny, yo.
Don't try to be funny now. You are the debating aspect of, yo. Don't try to be funny now.
You are the debating aspect of this broadcast.
Don't try to have jokes, too.
Nah, you got some jokes.
You got some bars.
Keep going.
Nah, nah, don't let him get going.
Cleaning up.
I'm good, fam.
Like a chicken in the tailpipe.
Chicken in the tailpipe. Hey, Mark, what was the word? A turkey or something about a turkey. Chicken And then tell
What was the one
Turkey
Something about a turkey
No the feathers
She ain't give a
She ain't give a
The feathers back
These frogs don't come out
In the winter for a reason
Like wait
What
Hell
Who hired this
70 year old man
Something about a turkey
Oh shit Nah the feathers Was the one Dan Parks had to stop Who hired this 70-year-old man? I said something about a turkey. Oh, shit.
Nah, the feathers one was the one.
Ben Parks had to stop.
Stop the podcast.
What did he say again?
He said something you can't put the feathers back in the duct.
So crazy.
And got the nerve to have never heard of a lie makes its way around the world before.
This guy's crazy.
He put his pants on.
I was fired.
Yeah, I was fired. I'm stealing that this guy's great. You put his pants on. I'm fired. Yeah, I'm fired.
I'm stealing that.
It's out.
You heard it before, though.
They won't think
you're the author.
That's for sure.
You don't want to be
an author so bad.
What do you put coming out, yo?
You'll see.
I'll come in
and let everybody know.
So you're promoting
the platform?
Absolutely.
Didn't I go JVP?
I do.
Oh,
oh,
yeah.
Wow.
I mean,
I just met you with some pom-poms.
Oh my God.
You crazy nigga.
I'll be out here with the pom-poms,
little,
yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we got him.
We got him.
I see your true colors shining through.
What else came out?
That's it for the music?
Oh, no.
The music.
Is that it for the music?
Yo, August Alsina, yo, your last shit was trash.
Dave.
Okay.
Nah, because I'm a fan of his music.
Oh, Juicy J dropped too.
Drop down. Anyway, carry on. Carry on with I'm a fan of his music. Oh, Juicy J dropped too.
Dropped out.
Anyway, carry on.
Carry on with that.
That was in the mind read.
How you just come out of nowhere?
The standout trash was, hold on.
The surprise trash, the shit that I thought was supposed to be fire was.
I'm going to start changing my reviews.
Yeah, I was disappointed.
That's all because his last album was really, really, really, really good.
Last album was like over 20 songs,
a lot of heat.
I just hate when you could hear the,
uh,
lacking production or you could just hear where the features,
whatever happened this time,
whoever was there in the studio,
different people from last time.
And I was disappointed as somebody who was waiting for new August.
I've seen it.
And now I sound bisexual when I even say that because of him.
And now you're running around with that nigga.
Anyway.
You got it.
That's all I got in music.
Same.
Yeah, that's it.
I don't love anything else.
Ghostface and Raekwon.
Come on, Parks.
What they did?
They dropped something?
Aren't they doing a project now?
Ghostface, Raekwon, and P-Rock are working on a project.
I'm not even up to that.
Wait, what?
Whoa.
Ghost is going to be so good.
That's strike two for me.
That's strike two.
I said that's strike two.
And you got to put your card on the table, yo.
Yeah, you're right.
That was strike two.
That was definitely strike two, yo.
Damn, bitch.
I didn't know, bro.
Big Ghost?
I didn't know.
That's crazy.
Not Big Ghost.
Sad right in your house, Ghostface.
Yeah.
In your seat.
In your seat.
The FX.
You had to ask him to get up.
That shit was hilarious.
That was uncomfortable.
That was the funniest shit ever, yo.
And they was like, sir, I'm your biggest fan.
Finally, the Wu-Tang Show did a good episode about Ghost Album
and it was just about
what was happening
when Ghost Album
was created
instead of making
some weird Kung Fu flick
out of it.
They shitted on y'all too.
Who?
Y'all who?
The fans.
Oh.
Y'all who?
Some people like that trash.
It's a good show
and they ruined it
with all these weird
side shows.
But this one was good.
Anyway,
I'm looking forward
to that album.
One day I'm gonna go back
And watch all my shows
It's good
It's a good show
I keep hearing it
I heard it's amazing
It's really good
I heard the same
I haven't seen this season
Outside the first episode
How many seasons are they in?
Three
Three
That ain't that hard to catch up
Are they basing the show
Off a real life event?
It's
From all the interviews
That the members have said
Outside
They say it's
Loose It's loosely based Got it I heard this shit is dope It is dope From all the interviews that the members have said outside, they say it's loose.
It's loosely based.
Got it.
I heard this shit is dope.
It is dope.
I heard the accent is pretty good.
Primarily them, but then when they speak on it, people in the fan base speak on it too, you asshole.
I'll be trying not to laugh, yo.
It's funny every time to me.
Because he's starting to answer it and catch every time to me Cause he start to answer
And then catch it
But he already committed
To the answer
So it's like
I don't get it
Come on man
He got you
Yeah there you go
So y'all they went and got
They indicted Big T man
Can we not
Call him that
That's his name
Trump Trump sounds better than Big T, man. Can we not call him that? That's his name. Trump.
Trump sounds better than Big T.
The Trump card.
Trump wins the books.
My mother texts me.
They got him.
Please, man.
I don't care if they got him.
I don't think he does a second job time.
Not 30 seconds.
Of all the things that he's been accused of doing,
this one is the... This one ain't going to all the things that he's been accused of doing, this one is the...
This one ain't going to be the one that gets him.
He said paying off Stormy, right?
No, but they didn't release what they're indicting him for.
No.
No, I saw it.
No.
They have not released it yet.
So what they're...
Implying.
Yeah, what they're implying is it's like 30 counts.
Yeah.
It's like a 30 count indictment um and basically this is about
the hush money that was paid to the porn star stormy daniels back in like what 2016 yeah um
and this whether or not this was like a violation of like uh campaign finance yeah they said they
paid all the campaign funds yeah oh. And so with the campaign funds,
you got to document
every dollar spent.
Spend it on some...
You think he's going to do jail time?
Never.
Crazy.
He's not doing it.
My nigga,
Trump has 40 years
of relationships
in New York City,
in New York State.
Yeah.
From the ground
with the mafia
all the way up
to the politicians donald trump
been around a while my nigga yes not going to no jail what hey john john remember i got your people
and he ain't gonna say shit and he's not gonna write and he's not gonna write not gonna tell
and he ain't doing no jail time i think i've said this before i think it's just um
with the election coming up he is still like I saw some poll just two days ago
He was at like 60% to win the Republican nomination. That's crazy. And I think they're trying to just knock that down
Yeah, I think that's all that's all this is just we cannot let him get win that nomination
I'm gonna agree. That's why the Santa's is talking about how put the wall up
He's trying to win some of that. He was a yeah. that yeah that's what they want to back but hit trump's
popularity why they feel like they can't get the support of those whites without saying hey we're
gonna put the wall up because that's the dog that divisiveness and that elite ism is how you draw
your base that's the dog whistle to them though the a wall? Wall? Wall? I ain't going to lie. White people love every girl.
I thought they was going to really put the wall up.
They started.
They started.
They tried.
There's some spots with some wall up.
It's a waste of money, moniker.
It's a waste of money.
I agree.
And it's logistically impossible.
No, the fuck.
No, it's not.
It's not.
China got a great wall.
China.
Do you know how long ago that fucking wall was made?
China.
China.
No, the funny shit was when China had the great wall. China. Do you know how long ago that fucking wall was made? No, the funny shit was when China got the great wall.
Yo.
When Trump ran.
This nigga is stupid.
What happened?
That might be struck, too.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
It might happen, bro.
China has a great wall.
They don't have it?
We understand that.
We get it.
It was a wall built centuries ago, my nigga,
to keep out niggas that have bow and arrows.
Fuck is she talking about?
Buffalo.
Yo.
So what?
So what?
Nah, the funny shit, though,
was when he first mentioned building a wall,
he was like, I'm going to build a wall
and have Mexico pay for it.
That was fine.
Mexican nigga said, what Mexico?
Well, he paid for shit.
And did.
What Mexico they think can't climb over that wall.
Right.
Or under it.
Or under it.
They got tunnels
built underground,
my nigga.
They do.
We digging tunnels.
I see them shooting
bazookas at airplanes
over there.
They get right through
that wall.
What are you talking about?
That wall.
Yo, nigga,
stop coming for the
late night like.
He had an aircraft, whatever.
He had his house.
He ran through that wall.
I think of your wall.
Oh, man.
And they say Mexico was safer than the US.
Nigga, they got bazookas here, too.
Word.
Man, you know how much niggas wish they could build a tunnel on the ground and escape from jail?
You know, Shawshank Redemption, that shit is just a fiction.
Morgan Freeman, I love you, but come on.
You know those niggas trying to follow, hit the rock and all that shit don't work.
I had a nail file and I carved a square out of the wall.
That was an ill movie.
I ain't gonna lie.
Shawshank, what?
Something is wrong with you.
Why would they make a movie like that to give people false hopes?
You know what?
Niggas got fucked up for even trying to scratch a paint over the wall.
It comes.
That's true.
That's true.
I don't think that.
I mean.
Corey make everything, Bracey.
Everything.
Nobody's right, though.
Somebody escaped jail
like two years ago
like that
like they got
that was like
last year
with the guard
yeah
you fucked the guard
and she let him out
that was all in one
it wasn't based on race
that was based on dick
you found a little heavy
see I told
we was talking about this
he fire all the heavy
I ain't chill
the race plays a part
in dick
I ain't never seen
no white dick make a girl.
Make the seal.
Risk her job.
Her pension.
Retirement.
Her freedom.
Did she get shot in the head or some shit?
Yeah, they died.
I think so.
Oh, man.
Yo.
Dick is drawing city boys up.
He was knocking the bottom out of that. City and suburb boys up. He didn't die. Right? Yo. Yo. Dick is throwing city boys up. He was knocking the bottom of that.
City and suburb boys up.
He did that, right?
Hey, my dog.
You seen the meme, nigga?
Brooklyn nigga.
Philadelphia chick.
The one with the CO?
The one that got fired?
The one where she was licking his finger and shit?
Bruh.
I saw that.
She was licking it. She's crying. Who was licking his finger and shit? Bruh, that mother. I saw that. She was, yeah, she was licking it.
She was crying.
Wait, who was licking somebody's finger?
A CO.
A CO.
The nigga recorded her on a jail phone.
Of her sucking his finger.
And they caught it and they arrested her for that shit, bruh.
They found her phone, found the video.
She got arrested.
She got arrested.
Yeah, lost her job and everything, yeah.
She was crying.
I thought that was funny.
Said, look, there you go. She was crazy. I thought that was funny.
I said, look, there you go.
Horny ass COs, man.
A lot of COs, they groove back like that.
Why you think, like, it's stressful being at that job?
Hey, yo, dawg.
You a CO, right?
You a person.
No doubt.
So if a nigga...
Stupid, yo.
If it's a fly nigga, it's a fly nigga.
He gonna be a fly nigga in jail or out.
Same nigga that you might have been on his head when he was out in the streets.
He locked up now.
And don't forget, Wayne was knocking shit off
when I...
He ain't as smart as I be thinking.
Don't forget, that human's a person.
If he fly outside, he fly outside.
Yeah, I'm saying... If he fly when the sun out, he fly when the moon is outside. Yeah, I'm saying.
If he fly when the sun out, he fly when the moon is out.
No, I get what he's saying, though.
Swag, you know, being that nigga can get you some pussy.
Oh, okay.
Whether you in jail or out of jail.
True.
Wherever you at.
No matter where you go, there you are. Lil Wayne was knocking shit off in Rikers Island.
He was. He was. Lil Wayne was b shit off in Rikers Island. He was.
He was.
Lil Wayne was busting shit off.
And the women was talking about it, risking their job.
Fuck Wayne.
Well, not me.
I'm saying that's just that.
Yo, what?
I'm saying that.
I remember.
The thing about it, the thing that's funny about that
is Lil Wayne going to be Lil no matter where you go.
He's going to be Lil Wayne he's stupid
yo
why you say that
to be Wayne
today
you gotta be
Wayne tomorrow
let's keep it real
if you had to do
a year somewhere
you wouldn't be
knocking shit off
I mean
if you're not
in a relationship
if you
if you weren't
in a relationship
and you had to do
a year in prison
for two years
I'm pretty sure
fuck one of them niggas no a CEO and you had to do a year in prison for two years, I'm pretty sure you-
Am I going to fuck one of them niggas?
No.
A CEO.
One of the female CEOs.
A CEO.
You'll knock some shit on me.
Joe, I hate you.
I'm going to give me a little boyfriend.
Yo.
No, I'm not.
Don't say that while I'm on here, bro.
Hey.
Hey.
Promise me.
Don't say that while I'm on here.
You promised me, bro.
Don't do that while I'm on here, bro.
You promised me. Wait. You promised me. Don't do that while I'm on here. You promised me, bro. Don't do that while I'm on here, bro. You promised me.
Wait.
You promised me.
Don't do that while I'm here.
He can't be Bob while you here?
I dropped the reverse card.
You lied?
If you had to do a year in jail, you wouldn't get you a little peace?
Not a man, no.
I don't go that way.
CO, yeah.
But if you can't get a CO, then?
Then I'm asked out. Not don't go that way. CO, yeah. But if you can't get a CO, then? Then I'm asked out.
Not, let me,
Come on.
That was crazy.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
They got you.
Then I'm just.
Hey, yo, that's strike three.
That's strike three.
You're out of here, buddy.
You out.
I'm the first one out that came with the strike three.
Yeah, you came up in the second inning.
That was foul.
That was flagrant.
I see Joe.
I see.
It's true.
Look.
You had a lot of special privileges.
You had a.
Some guys got it like that.
I ain't fucking with CO.
I seen one of them shows where a nigga was fucking with CO.
CO killed that nigga.
Really? CO took that nigga right behind the stairs. That might have been seen one of them shows where a nigga was fucking with CL. CL killed that nigga. Really?
CL took that nigga
right behind the stairs.
That might have been season one
of Mary King's Town.
Yes.
You talking about
some fantasy shit, man.
That wasn't CL.
Yes, it was.
Was it CL?
Yeah.
Oh, shut up.
CL was fucking the chick
that was locked up
in the mother's room.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She poked his ass.
She got him.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is true.
That was a CL.
I'm cool.
That scared me.
That was CL.
That was Racy.
Now, I would get a little CL to bring me some cookies and shit.
Famous Amos.
Yo, I can see you smashing this.
Yo, drop the famous Amos.
You got to smash it to get some cookies, though.
Yo, I can see you smashing this.
That's C.
Give me more than some cookies.
I feel you'd be smashing C.
I want all the cookies.
You'd be the one, too.
Cake cookies.
He'd be the one to knock the CO up.
What?
Ice cream.
I forget.
What?
He would.
He would have a jail baby.
Wham.
Wham, nigga.
Because you can't help me.
I can tell you can't help yourself.
You crazy.
You be knocking like
three of them down
two having them
beefing and all that.
They be fighting over this, right?
Yo, you so stupid.
He'd be knocking CO up.
I know.
For real.
I'm just sitting here wondering.
Why you act so weird around him? What are you talking about? Oh, shit. Why your voice so high? Oh, for real. I'm just sitting here wondering. Why you act so weird around him?
What are you talking about?
Why your voice so high?
Oh my God.
Fuck all of you.
What are you wondering though about the CEO situation?
No, I'm just literally, you guys couldn't do like a one, two year bid.
The first thing you're thinking about is like, who am I going to fuck?
It's a joke.
No, no, it's not a joke.
First of all, I got my fee fee on day one.
I'm cool.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
I'm telling.
So I'm not doing a day one anyway.
And I could get through a year no fucking easy.
Yeah, me too.
Easy.
I could do that.
Easy, easy.
Easy.
No problemo.
Yeah, without a smoke.
Same.
Not even close.
Not me.
Shit, I might have less headaches that year.
Two, miraculously.
Yeah.
I could do that shit easy.
You come up with your hands all black now.
This shit would just grow black hands.
For real.
Stress free.
I might look like I found a fountain of youth, man.
Bitches be annoying.
I hate when they catch you knowing that they're annoying.
I see you hang up the phone.
You just want me to shut up, huh? You just want me to shut up, huh?
You just want me to shut up, huh?
You like this.
I said you're rushing me off the phone.
Nah, why you say that?
Nah.
Nah, I'm fully free in the room.
Tell me some more.
Oh, my God.
Why you bite the hole in your tongue? Why do you like that? Oh my god
Bite the hole in your tongue
Why do they like that?
You just want me to shut up?
Why you say that?
So bad
I'd be getting caught
Cause I'd be like
Yo you on my dick
Do any of you guys have like a rule
about going to bed mad?
Like some people have a rule
like we don't go to bed mad.
Wait, no.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let her cook.
Let her cook.
Go ahead, big man.
No, I'm just asking.
Like some people have a rule
where they're like,
we don't go to bed mad.
We settle our grievances
before we get into the bed
because you don't want it
to carry on into the next day.
So imagine, does that apply to slapping your bitch?
What?
What?
Definitely strike out.
That's strike four.
If that wasn't strike three before,
you're out of here, buddy.
Double strike.
Hold on.
No pun intended.
Oh my God.
Bitch.
That's crazy. I can't fucking say that.
That's strike three.
That is strike three.
That is strike three.
That is strike three.
Y'all both struck out.
So hold on, we don't have no strikes.
No.
Then you have one for me.
You have one.
You have one.
That's nuts, man.
So me and you stroke out.
Fam.
Yo.
Oh my God.
Yo, this is, this is.
Yo, you just gotta get out the game, man.
And you're not allowed in the fucking ballpark.
And you're not Jamaican no more.
You can't take that. You can't take that. You can't take that. You can't take that. You can't take that. Yo, this is, this is, you just got to get out the game. And you're not Jamaican no more.
You want to see that nigga stroke out.
Struck out.
Struck.
Struck out.
Got it.
Now, what were you saying?
I was saying.
Go to bed angry.
Yeah.
Do you guys have like a rule where you don't go to bed angry?
No?
You'll say, fuck you, fuck you, grab the covers and turn over?
If I'm going to bed angry, I'm going to cheat.
Oh, God.
No, but she's right.
Some people do have a rule.
I'm going to fix her.
Some people have a rule.
It's a joke.
It's a joke, by the way.
It's a joke.
We could say, who had an argument this week?
Real shit ain't happened in their life.
Who?
Where am I?
Real shit ain't happened in their life.
Who had an argument?
You had an argument? I'll just throw a shot to Chase. Oh, you know, I'm lit. He's supposed to their life. We're in an argument. You're in an argument?
I'll just throw shots at you.
Oh, yeah, I'm lit.
He's supposed to catch you.
He's supposed to catch you.
I'm stupid.
They're all lovey-dovey.
Yeah, I'm mad in love.
These two are mad lovey-dovey.
Yeah, not for real.
That's so cute.
Yeah.
I think we all are, actually.
Huh?
Like I said, huh?
How did he use it?
It's Saturday.
It's Saturday.
You're all in love.
Yeah.
Except me.
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
Oh, look at my baby in me.
I love you so much.
I'm so proud of everything.
Oh.
That's because it's the first.
Oh, shit.
She got him.
She got him.
She fucking got him
That's my baby
Oh shit
Oh man
Women
Women are great
Powerful
They got all types of tricks
You can't
Like when you really
Sit down and dissect
Like you did that
And how did you do that
And they more clever than us
Way more
Oh yeah
Nigga that bag of tricks
Is endless
You can't be that egotistical
to think that you're
more clever than a woman.
I didn't say two words.
You made a face at me.
I didn't make anything at you.
Do you think that a woman's
cheating or the way she cheat
can be more clever
than the way you cheat?
You're talking to an expert.
Yeah, I was going to say
you got a lot of practice.
I'm not into that.
I just don't agree with that.
I think it's a case-by-case basis.
Really?
Miss Spang.
What?
Who is this?
Tiffany?
Melinda Carlisle?
No.
The Bengals?
No.
I'll turn it up for you.
This is Wilson Phillips.
Right there. No. I'll turn it up for you. This is Wilson Phillips. Oh! Right there!
Fuck!
Uh-oh.
You had to at least give it to the pre-hook and the chorus.
You know this when you hear the chorus.
Hey!
This was my shit when I was eight, nigga. I'm not joking. Used to be.
You're in love. That's the way.
It should be.
But I want you to say I've been wrong.
I've been wrong.
Mel wouldn't be in the Black Dawson's Creek so bad. I've been in love with you, baby I've been in love with you, baby
I've been in love with you, baby
I've been in love with you, baby
I've been in love with you, baby
I've been in love with you, baby
I've been in love with you, baby might lose your black card on this. If I lost my Jamaican card, you definitely lost your black card.
Wilson Phillips.
All right, what else is not important?
TikTok getting banned.
Give us the rundown on that.
So for years they've been,
for a couple of years they've been trying to ban TikTok.
Politicians.
And I recently saw, because I think Trump tried it and he was like, if they're not sold to an American company, then they'll be banned in the United States.
Everyone's beef with TikTok is it's a Chinese owned company.
Also part of the warfare that I said I believe is happening.
That's ethnicity-ism.
But it's bigger than that.
It's bigger.
It's not just that
it's a Chinese company
because there's a bunch of companies
that are Chinese.
I think the beef is
they have certain restrictions
to the Chinese kids.
That's not the beef.
Nah, I know what the beef is.
The beef is TikTok.
No, no, no.
No, it's not. I didn't even finish my sentence. Okay, I know what the beef is. The beef is TikTok. No, no, no.
No, it's not.
I didn't even finish my sentence.
Okay, would you cut him off, nigga?
You did.
No, I didn't.
The beef is this company is collecting all this data.
And it's a Chinese-based company that is collecting all of our data.
It's like the ops getting all your info on you.
That's what the beef is.
And the other beef, I think, is that over there, they banned Facebook and Instagram and Meta and all that shit.
If you're going to ban our big shit, we're going to ban
your big shit over here. It's the same shit because
Facebook, Meta, and all that is collecting all of our data.
And they're selling it off to people.
So it's like, no, we can sell our data to whoever
we want. You can't. It's social media warfare.
And that's a good point.
So there is a restrict
act that has been introduced and um
this shit gets deep balls on surface you think it's just addressing tiktok it's not this shit
is addressing everything going on in your house from any type of cloud services to if you subscribe
to xbox live or playstation network or everything all wireless
and wired communications coming in and out of your house and i'm gonna be subject to
monitoring this is some like i saw a dude explaining it and you know how the conspiracy
theorists go and they get a little crazy so i said let me go read it myself and i pulled up
the actual bill and read it and i'm like yo they are they're
they're slipping this in under the guise of hey look we're just trying to protect y'all from tiktok
no they trying to come for everything it's like the patriarch yeah what the patriarch did to our
rights they they they guys did under the 9-11 shit and took away some of our freedoms and some
of our rights under the protection.
You know what I mean?
Ideal.
But this shit right here is crazy.
It's like, what's this shit with Will Smith?
Not trying to be funny.
When he was getting chased.
Minority point?
I mean, iRobot?
I Am Legend?
Eli, Book of Eli?
No.
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
No.
It's next to what you're what they make a whole catalog.
Independence Day?
No, the shit went seriously when he was a lawyer
and they was monitoring him
and the NSA was chasing him.
With Vivica Fox.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When he was running.
He was running.
Okay, nope.
Enemy of the State.
Enemy of the State.
Enemy of the State.
It's like that
where they could literally
just get any and all
of your information
and your personal shit.
You've never seen
Enemy of the State?
Oh, fuck off.
No, I haven't.
Yo, you're not really a movie.
Yeah, I'm starting to realize
that she is.
She only knows the actors
that she thinks are cute.
She knows all of
the Caucasian movies.
You guys are so fucked up.
Something about Mary,
single management.
What's his name?
Clive Jessifinson.
What the fuck is she talking about? And that was hate. And that was hate. And that was hate. What's his name? Clive Jessifinson.
And that was hate.
And that was hate.
We hating on him.
We hate on Keith Bacon or whatever his name was.
Hold on real quick.
I saw me real quick.
You Instagram niggas, listen.
I found a new lane.
They are discontinuing the bonus features for the reels.
A lot of you niggas
that get paid,
start going live,
get badges,
start being entertaining,
start talking.
They stop,
that's important,
they stop paying people
for the reels
and the shorts.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Discontinuing them.
I know some people
was getting some bread off that shit.
Yeah, that's all it was.
They ran it up.
What does that mean?
They convinced y'all to do it.
They paid the bonus
because they were trying
to combat TikTok.
It was, yep.
Now we got what we needed out of you niggas.
All right, we cutting you.
They were paying like up to $30,000.
I don't know what that means.
For real.
I don't think the people out here know what that means.
Reels.
Okay, let's just say you had a super high following and they were basically encouraging you to do reels to basically, you know, as a-
How they do them on Instagram.
Well, no, TikTok.
It was basically the answer to,
Instagram's answer to TikTok.
So they were incentivizing you to do reels
on their platform rather than making TikTok videos
and then aggregating it towards your Instagram page.
Gotcha.
They wanted you to make Instagram,
like reels using their app.
And they were incentivizing people by paying them.
You know, the more views that you got
on the real the more money that you would make and so like let's just say you had a following of
like 60 fucking million people and you're making reels and like i don't know two million people
are watching that shit you're making a bag just be doing that shit yes yes yeah and not just that
like they were actually like if you just do a regular post on your instagram it would the real
they would they would um put the real in the in the algorithm more like they were literally telling
you hey look we focusing on reels yeah if you want to the algorithm was also telling you to
if you made more reels then you'd more likely than not end up on explorer page and just get a lot more
you know eyeballs on exposure exactly um. They are ending that. Yeah.
I seen a realtor the other day.
Her ass was so fat, dog.
She walked in the couch.
No, listen.
They opened the door to the house.
And they supposed to show the house.
They follow her ass through every room in the house.
I don't know what kind of granite they got or nothing.
I'm like, yo, fam.
And you know what?
I saw that, too.
This is what you doing?
Yeah.
Oh, y'all must have been looking at this.
At the same damn time.
Same phone.
At the same.
I got two phones.
That's why you couldn't even creep with her.
She'd blow it up.
Yeah.
I saw that at the same time.
Oh, yeah, you showed me that.
I mean, I saw that.
Cool.
That was on my feet, too.
That's my one, yo.
I'm done.
You know I got to give you one.
That's my one.
Yeah, he shoot at you all day.
No. That's my man. I get gotta give you one that's my one yeah he shoot at you all day no
that's my one
that's my man
I get one
I'm not saying nothing
so you stayed for the whole video though
oh yeah
for sure
she had a nice house
she wanted to see y'all
fam
no bullshit
like she's walking around the island
they just stopped the island
they followed her
yeah that's how you sell a house I don't know what the amenities are she don't come with the Fam no bullshit like she's walking around the island. They just stopped the I
House I Don't know what the amenities are. She don't come with the mouth ain't gonna be in the garbage disposal Nick
Nothing
I wouldn't trust it either way. Yeah.
What type of STD stuff you talking about?
Yo, that's how you sell the house.
Like, you don't come with the house, nigga.
Pay enough for it.
In DR, they do.
Yo.
Sorry.
Passport, bro.
Little Houston's.
My fault.
Passport, bro.
I didn't mean to go there, Joe.
Dominica!
No, I'm sorry.
Darling!
You don't do that when you're trying to sell houses Walk around my meetup
Alright man
I'm asking you
That's the equivalent
That's the equivalent
No I'm asking you
Something for him
Oh you already struck out
I wanna go I asked you what it was. No, he's right. Something for him. Yeah. Yeah, yo. Oh, you already struck out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wanna go.
I saw the video of this dude.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
I wanna go.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Oh, he overlapped his head on you.
This is fucking crazy.
That's what's wrong with y'all, yo.
Niggas is fools, yo.
Jesus.
That's how you sell. Oh, that's what I was doing. I was trying to
part of the show. Oh, yeah. Let's get it.
Would y'all kick it? Yeah. We haven't done
part of the show. Yo. We'll show in a minute, yo.
Also, I said that the
Lakers thought that Denver was sweet.
Niggas think Sacramento is sweet, too.
But they're not.
I don't know that. They're not sweet. I don't know that they're
not playoff sweet. I mean, the big lights will get not sweet. I don't know that they're not playoff sweet.
I mean, the big lights will get to you.
They are the top offense in the league, but they're scoring.
All their games is 140, 136.
Playoff basketball, all that shit slows down anyway, too.
Man, them bright lights, we got to see.
It matters.
We're a long ways from Chris Webber and Mike Whitechocolate.
Bibby. Whitechocolate, Mike White Chocolate. Bibby.
White Chocolate,
Jason Williams.
Jason Williams.
Stoyakovich.
That squad was loaded.
Christy.
That was a nice squad.
What's her name's son?
It's tough.
Who's son?
Stoyakovich's son.
He played in the McDonald game
the other day.
The other motherfucker.
All right.
Carlos Boozer kids
is fucking...
All these niggas kids
is tough now.
They tough.
Rich mommy and daddy
and I'm going to camp.
Shit I'm learning in sixth grade.
Niggas learning second year of college.
The drills you mastered
in three. These niggas learning
college.
Sorry.
I just got excited we are number one.
People just, you know.
It just plays on my
put it as my ringer.
This goes out to everyone on the pod if you're significant other cheats do you cheat
back before leaving them I've been listening to the pod since it started
call me I just want to show love I'm not calling you it's a good question though
Lilo I got to leave I'd be a girl maybe I will call I'm joking I'm not cheating back before I leave yeah if I'm out I'm out
I'm out I don't need to cheat on support to go Jordan says barely can see what
I'm typing so can be poorly worded but I think it can be a cool topic if properly
produced academics talked about
how tiktok can make whatever they want to go viral instead of giving taylor uh instead of giving
taylor swift money to join the platform they gave her an account traffic yeah so i'm say that which
would generate the money on the back end instead to me this is telling seeing recent reports that
say meta will soon no longer be paying influencers money to post reels do you
think that major companies will shift towards blatantly using their power to make whatever
and whoever they want go viral on their platforms yeah they've been doing how about this it's been
happening the selling point in closing deals with smaller brands and people to counter entities that
can outbid them yeah that's been happening. Yeah. Yes. For a while.
You play with us
and we'll hook you up.
We'll hook you up over here.
Alright, I'm going to read this last one.
I'm just starting to think. Okay. Go ahead.
I'm just starting to think now like what Ish said
earlier as far as all the countries
coming together or whatever. China.
Like
the dollar may not mean. That's why they give away so much shit. The dollar may not mean nothing.
That's why they give away so much shit.
The dollar may not mean nothing soon, man.
The U.S. currency.
That's a scary situation.
Because now I'm starting to think
why he's reading that
and all these big money
that they're giving these people
for the catalogs.
Not saying your catalog isn't worth it.
I'm just thinking like...
Ish told y'all a few months ago to get your gold bars, y'all, and be ready.
That's facts.
He did say that.
Yeah.
He did.
But he be too conspiracy-ish.
Where you think this conspiracy's come from?
I'm not doing that with you.
No, no, I'm just saying.
Some of that shit be rooted...
Warren Buffett.
No, no, no, listen.
Some of that shit really be rooted in truth, in fact.
No, I understand.
And the way you downplay it is to call it a quote-unquote conspiracy theory.
True, true.
All right, last one.
Once a cheater is from Leroy Street.
Leroy says, once a cheater, always a cheater?
Question mark.
I've been with my fiance for six years now.
She has two of her own that I have come to love and raise as my own.
Did I read this already? No. I don't think so. as two of her own that I have come to love and raise as my own.
Did I read this already?
No.
We also have a daughter together and one baking in the oven.
All right. I never read this.
I have not always treated her right, but she has stayed by.
Nonetheless, she truly is my ride or die.
However, as much as I have worked to gain ground on being the good man she
deserves, she cannot seem to let go of all the things I've done in the past.
How do I get her to understand that, yes, I did do those things in the past,
but that is not who I am now?
This problem has made her become hesitant to walk down the altar with me.
We've been together for six years, but she's been my fiance for two.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
It gets tricky there.
I have no right to give her an ultimatum
but I do want to marry this woman.
I need her to move on
and see me for who I am today.
Thanks, J.B.P.
All right, this sounds serious, you guys.
Yeah, it's tricky.
That's a very tricky one.
That's tricky.
Because on one hand,
you can't tell somebody
when to get over something.
Right.
On another hand,
when you do so bad, you want to show them that you changed.
Right.
So you will overcompensate.
And you may do too much, but you may get uncomfortable.
And the other thing is you might force her to surface level get over it,
but she ain't really over it, which is why it keeps coming back up,
kind of like what he was saying.
She ain't really over that yet.
I think only,
when do women get over things?
I brought this one to the therapist
on multiple occasions.
Even begged her to stay extra a few times.
I don't understand it yet, Doc.
Give it to me.
If he wants to marry her,
bottom line is,
like you said,
part of this is being patient
as the wound that you caused heals most of us want to get frustrated get the fuck out of here
and have before that's the truth but if you are certain that you want to marry this woman and
then this is the time for you to show patience no unfortunately no matter how long that takes
her to get better it sucks but it is true you did it
that's the accountability part like yo at the end of the day i caused it it's selfish to rush
rush i can't rush you to get over this like i put us here i used to think that the more time passed
that would help but if y'all are not really taking the steps
during the time to get past it
then it's just time passing
come on man shit happened a year and a half ago
I used to think that was the impactful
go ahead
I learned that
I'm just
throwing this out there for conversation
would it be unfair
would it be fair now for him
to potentially seek happiness elsewhere if a certain amount of time passes that he i'm just
asking like like so let's just say i say no so just i say no but then you don't you don't want
to marry her no i'm saying but let's say five six seven eight years down the line like five six seven
eight years down the line and she's still saying yo i can't get over what you did he's at a uh
if you find six or seven years down the line and y'all didn't do the work
yeah see some people think just time it's not just time but see that's the problem it's not just time but to do the work it would
take a joint effort correct you get what i'm saying and so if she is in a place where she
feels like yo i can't meet you halfway you can hear the sincerity in the text message
you know i'm saying you can hear the genuine nature in the text message he realized that
he but that's the only reason
that I told him to stay
and be patient.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it sounds like
he's really in love
with Shorty.
I agree.
It just sounds like
you're a little frustrated.
So I'm just throwing it
out there for conversation.
Because it's not
happening on his time.
True.
That's really what it is.
And you find it
happening on his time.
We see what you did
with your time.
Yeah.
So now we're not
operating on your time.
It's not about your time
no more.
But do you think that,
because it happens
to men and women,
so I don't want to put it
on a woman thing.
Do you think that
you really are at,
I'm trying to word it
so I don't sound
like an asshole.
You just basically
at their whim
to get over it
whenever they feel like getting over it.
I mean, you kind of are.
But if you want to marry them-ish.
Yeah, if they want to marry you.
Bro, I'm not arguing for or against.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just asking to progress the conversation.
Yes.
Because now he kind of is saying,
yo, I'm ready to,
for a man to say,
yo, dog, I'm ready to walk down the aisle.
You know what I'm saying?
That's something.
That's something that gets taken lightly, actually. So I'm I'm just asking like do y'all she's not ready
because some people do use that shit is like um immigration stuff not well no yes but no also
some people use that as a weapon to like yo look I'll show you how serious I am let's get buried
as part of the apology a lot of times a lot of times with a cut, we just like to put the bandaid over it
instead of letting it heal.
Sometimes you got to take the bandaid over
and let it heal from the inside
and into the outside.
If you're serious about marriage,
you're not talking about...
I put that neo-sporin on you.
Yeah, you can't just utilize
I want to get married
to make her feel like I'm marrying you
so you should just get over it.
I'm taking this serious.
It's a manipulation tactic. I'm not saying he's using it. I'm taking this serious. It's a manipulation tactic.
I'm not saying he's using it.
But it can be used.
But it can be used.
It can be.
And often is.
It can be.
And often is.
And women, at times, when they get cheated on,
and when you're over your cheating phase,
because I guess when you get older,
you realize how much you did wrong,
they put their whole heart
into the situation in the beginning
when they were there regardless of what.
And sometimes when a woman's
fed up no matter how you...
It's a leader relationship. She should leave?
I'm not saying her. I'm saying who should leave?
Again we just talking... I'm asking you.
I don't want to even put it on man and woman. I was just asking
again. I didn't take a side
in the stance. You know I'll stand by my sides that I take. I was just asking again. I don't put on man and man. I didn't take a side in the stance. You know,
I'll stand by my sides
that I take.
I'm just saying,
let's just say.
Yo, Mel, come on,
fix your face, Mel.
No, I'm saying that.
Your face is for 30 minutes.
If you and Mel
in a relationship, right,
and Mel cheats on you.
If I'm the Mel.
If you and Mel
are in a relationship,
Mel cheats on you.
You decide to stay, right?
So now y'all going
through the motions,
I think it's almost unfair to keep bringing up,
yo, you cheated, you cheated, you cheated, you cheated,
because I can do these things.
And it's like, fam, cool,
I'm trying to move forward in our relationship with you
and progress past that stage.
If you keep bringing us back here,
then there's no growth being...
Men do the same thing, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, I don't want to put a gender on it
got it he's gonna put a relationship on it that's why i said mel was the cheater got it in a
relationship once you decide to stay and you take me back and say that we're gonna work on this
particular situation in this relationship i think that to me it's unfair to keep rehashing that i
used i don't think you could get past it if you're going to keep bringing it up. I think you got to make
a conscious,
concerted effort
to get by it.
I hear that,
but I do think like
we talking humans
and feelings and shit
and today I might be
feeling that way
and then something might happen
or I might see a glimpse
of something that I saw
from the past
and it takes me back there, bro.
To me,
she can't sit on the fence and that's what she's doing.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
To me, what she's doing, she's sitting on the fence.
She's got one leg.
Thank you, Mel.
She's got one leg in, I'm in a committed relationship.
I've accepted his proposal.
I got a fucking bun in the oven and another kid with him.
True.
And he's already fathering my other two children.
You can't have one leg in that and then my your
other leg in but you did this and you did this and throwing the past in his face you 100% yeah
i was gonna say like you're absolutely wrong i think that she couldn't be more wrong than that
i just i agree with her i wanted to say and i'm happy that the female the woman stepped up and
said that so i don't sound misogynistic I I'm agreeing with her because I think you are
holding up our relationship from any possible growth when ice just said yo on Monday I could
feel like I forgive you and then Tuesday I feel like I don't forgive you then what the fuck are
we doing what do we wait can I can I ask both of you something why do y'all identify that as holding
up the relationship instead of progressing it when the person feels the need to express the hurt that you have caused them as a partner.
Because that's not what nobody said over the course of months.
Because however long it take that person.
OK, so here's the expression.
Wait. So here's the thing.
There's variables that we don't.
That's what it is when you're saying, yo, you cheated.
Or if I'm saying, yo, Mel, you cheated.
And then the next month, yo, you cheated.
You hurt me.
I'm fucked up.
Yo, this is what you,
if I keep doing that,
all I'm doing is expressing
to the person that hurt me
how much they hurt me
and that still hurts.
You could also laugh
about some shit
that happened in the past
or be happy about some shit
that happened in the past
and still dwell on it years later.
Why can't you do that
with things that hurt too?
Two things.
There's nothing wrong with that.
If you're really serious
about being with someone, you take all that shit and keep it
pushing i totally get it two things one there's a variable that we don't know and that we don't
know when the cheating took place that's true that's number one i don't have to know it if his
partner is still on it then it's valid in the house but two what do we what what do we think
an apology is it's not words it's changed behavior behavior. And like we said, we've all acknowledged this, he sounds pretty genuine.
Since we don't know when the actual act took place and how much time has since passed and how much he changed behavior, he's probably kind of done.
At what point do you, it's not to say that you're not upset there's that you don't have
the right to be angry or upset about what they did that does sound like what you're saying but
there's got to be but there's got to be a point in which we're if we're making the concerted effort
to move forward person to determine the point the person that caused the hurt is not the person that
gets to determine what point that is. So your forgiveness is fake.
Hold up.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
We both have a job here.
I forget.
My preference is if we both want to be in this thing.
Because I'm with Ish.
No harm in you leaving if this ain't cut out.
But if you want to be together, we both have a job.
It's my job to show that changed behavior that you're talking about.
And it's your job to get to a place where you can receive it.
And part of that is you getting that out of you.
So if every day you got to say, yo, you really fucked me up, fam, then get that out.
Right.
And if I'm in it for the long run, I'm here and I'm taking it.
We're talking about marriage.
We're talking about no more fact I want to marry this girl.
I'm talking about moving in together're talking about, no for a fact, I want to marry this girl. I'm not talking about
moving in together.
And my actions put us here.
So I gotta take
whatever she dishes.
But the reality is
she already accepted
the proposal.
So why bother,
why bother accepting
the proposal saying
that I do want to marry you,
I do want to spend
the rest of my life with you,
but I'm still holding this.
I'm not there yet.
Mel, Mel, Mel, I think, I'm pretty sure there's a statistic to back this.
Plenty of engagements start one way and then you work on what you got to work on before you get married.
That's common.
Yeah.
No, but you shouldn't.
You shouldn't.
In my opinion, this is just my opinion.
I'm not going to get engaged to somebody that I have to work toward us being married.
Not even that.
Not even that.
Not even that.
Here's the thing.
She can't,
she can't stay stuck in her pain.
That is,
that's not for her own.
It's counterproductive for her own.
No,
for her own mental health.
I think it's stuck because she's sharing it with him.
No,
I'm not.
No,
I'm not.
It's not about,
it's not about that.
It's the fact,
it's the fact that she's from what he's saying
she's stuck in her pain and there
is no movement.
What is telling you that there's
no movement for her?
What did he say
that said there's no movement? I don't remember the
quotables but he's saying basically
yo should I wait along? She's truly
rounded out however as much as I work to gain ground on being
a good man and she
deserves she
cannot seem to
let go of all
the things I've
done in the past
stuck
but wait
she can't seem
to let you
wait wait
he said as much
as I've worked
he's not even
doing it in a way
that she needs
what she needs
we don't know
that
okay so here's
the situation
he may not
have asked her
what do you
need me to do
because it's a whole love languages thing you know what
i mean like a lot of people a lot of men have assumed that my love language is gifts and it's
not my love language listen i ain't slapping a fucking gift horse in the mouth however my love
language my primary one is physical touch and quality time. And that seems to be, that's my
sticking point. So he may not be speaking to her in the language in which she's receiving.
And he needs to ask her, what is it that you need? What do I need to provide for you in order to
provide comfort for you? There is a lack of security here. That's what I'm saying. And that
is what women want. They want not just financial security they
want emotional security is different exactly they want emotional security she wants to believe that
if she forgives this bad behavior that it is never going to fucking rear its ugly head again
and that is what he he's not providing that that's where that's not necessarily true i mean i'm
agreeing with you in this particular sense i think, I think that that's where the disconnect is, is that he thinks he's doing everything that he can to prove that he is the changed man and he wants to move forward with this.
And it might not be the way she needs it.
There's something that is missing here.
That's why I say he's not providing it.
And none of that says that she hasn't progressed with how she feels about it.
It don't.
Both things could be true at the same time.
And it's a hypothetical that he's not doing it or they never talked it out.
They could have potentially had all communication saying, yo, moving forward, I'm not doing X, Y, Z.
What do you need from me?
And he could very well be providing it.
We're just assuming that he's not.
But we got to remember, back in the days, these things happened, though.
These things happen.
Right?
People cheated.
Grandfather cheated on grandma
but they've been married
40, 50 years.
But grandma didn't have
the same options
that she had.
Grandma couldn't leave.
Well hold on.
Grandma couldn't leave.
Yeah but she didn't have
the same options.
Grandma could not leave.
Hold on.
Even if she couldn't leave
what I'm saying is that
you don't think grandma
kept saying what grandpa did
at a point in time.
Hell no.
Grandpa was saying
I don't want to hear
that shit no more.
Get the fuck out of here.
No, no.
She's right.
No, she's right.
Y'all that old.
Y'all too old for me then.
You just said they've been married
for 40 years.
Y'all too old.
Y'all too old.
I'm talking about,
I know what I'm saying.
Not recently,
but I've seen people be married.
I've seen people still,
like when I hear stories
in the Caribbean, right?
She's mad about something
that the family may have done to her
or you cheated.
And you just ignore it
on the hammock like this
and let her scream 30 years later.
I watched it.
Just screaming.
He just fucking in the hammock like this.
Guess what she did?
Why?
No.
Guess what she did?
We're talking about
modern day relationships.
Don't dismiss that. I'm not. I don't need you to about Modern day relationships Don't dismiss that I'm not
I don't need you to help me
You don't dismiss that
That's right too, Missy
Don't dismiss that
But guess what she did though
You're looking for chicken huddles
Guess what she did though
She married him
Ooh, he got me
She married him
They've been married 40 years
So she accepted
Whatever he did
For better or worse
And they moved forward. Homeboy
is saying that Shorty is reluctant to move forward
or apprehensive about moving forward
and now he doesn't know what to do. But then it
seems kind of crazy because it's like
because you're ready doesn't mean she's ready.
She should be reluctant to move forward.
I'm not disagreeing.
First of all, I'm sorry.
Your reluctance should have you reluctant to get pregnant again.
The actions of having another child and agreeing to get married to this guy.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, shit.
You got pregnant again by the same nigga that you're reluctant to...
What does that mean?
It means a lot.
Are you crazy?
Don't yell at us.
What does it mean?
All right, so let me say this.
You're reluctant about spending the rest of your life with this man.
Cool.
I'm following you.
Now, but you're not reluctant to bring another individual into the world that you
and this man have to care for collectively.
That's where you lose me.
Ideally speaking, y'all have to care for this baby collectively.
I don't think women look at it like that.
You're bugging.
They don't look at it like that.
Yes, they do.
They should.
But they don't.
And they should.
Yes, they do.
They should.
They don't.
No, they don't. I disagree. They don't. I got to stay in my head. They don't. I disagree. They don't. I got to stay in my head. They don't.
I totally disagree.
I think that women are hopeful, and I think that they think when they are having a child, most times, not all the times, of course, they are outliers.
I think that women think that this man and this woman are going to be together in rearing this child.
I don't think that women go into pregnancy thinking that I'm not going to be with this dude long term. What I'm saying to you is I think a woman can 100 percent be uncertain if she wants to marry you and spend the rest of her life with you and want and want to have your baby.
I agree. It's funny you say that. So I saw this on some young lady put a list out of red flags about women.
Oh, child, no, God, no.
And one of them literally says
she thinks marriage is a bigger commitment
than having children as a red flag.
And there are women that
don't see anything wrong with that.
Like marriage is the bigger commitment
when no, having a child with somebody
is a much bigger commitment
than being married to them.
That shit is a real deal, my nigga.
I just don't think that women are
looking at that one today
like a man gotta be there
at all.
I know.
Guess what they,
you know when they realize it?
When that baby comes.
I can't speak for them.
I know.
And I won't.
No,
you've been in relationships
where children are present.
Let me tell you
what I've learned
in this last six months,
seven months.
My nigga,
that shit is a
motherfucking workout.
Having a child is not for play play.
That shit is a different ball game.
And my first child,
I didn't have under the same pretenses
that I have with my current child.
That shit is a fucking job, my nigga.
Any single mother out here
raising these kids by herself,
they deserve platinum medals.
That shit is different, B.
It's a whole different ball game
So all of these people
Say certain shit
When they pregnant
And they never experienced it
When that fucking baby comes dog
You wish you had
Eight other hands
Helping you with that fucking kid
They can say all that bullshit
They want
Oh yeah I raised a baby
By myself
I don't need nobody
Yeah it sounds good
It sounds good in speech
Cut me out of all of this video
That shit sounds good in speech
My nigga
I'm telling you.
That shit is hard, B.
You are in respect. That shit is a different
type of hard and pressure.
To who?
These people,
the women that have babies
know what he's saying?
I know,
but I'm saying the people
that go into it saying,
I don't need no help.
I got this by myself.
I hear 19-year-old girls
saying,
I don't need no fucking help.
I can raise my baby
by myself because they think
it's about Reeboks
and baby gas.
What do you say to the adult woman
who had a baby and has
the baby and feels like that
and says, I'm cool. I got this.
What do you say to that woman?
She has it because she has no choice.
It's like, yo, you work in three
jobs. You're like, yo, I got this.
I'm with you.
What you mean?
I don't think you can ask one woman out here and I could be wrong. You like Yo I got this But if you had to I'm with you What you mean I'm with you Joe
I don't think you could ask
One woman out here
And I could be wrong
So ladies
Please
I don't think you could ask
Woman out here
That is single
Raising a child
If they could have help
Would they
Prefer the help
As opposed to
Raising a baby by themselves
Well
The lesson of two evils though
What if the help
Don't change my
Don't add no shit to my shit.
I would change the word help to partner
in your circumstances.
I would change...
The partner provides help.
Mel can say partner.
I don't think you can ask a woman today
that is raising a child by themselves
if they prefer to have a partner
or they prefer to go it alone.
I think the number would be like this.
A lot of them have help, though, like mother and father helping, not the significant other, but they have help.
Help.
Help is help.
Okay.
So the mothers and the, I mean, the grandparents and that becomes oftentimes as a lack of partner's help.
Free pre-K.
Remember, schools are free now.
Pre-K is...
What?
What?
You make sure I stay out this video.
Get me to flip out of this shit
when you start going off. Pre-K is free, bro.
I know. What I'm telling you, I'm
talking about help.
Certain parts of subsidies and help are as a result of other help not being there sometimes.
Like I said, a lot of women saying that, let them talk for themselves.
I can't speak for them.
I can't speak to what a woman prefer.
Again, they're going to tell us.
Well, I don't remember the gentleman's name, but I hope we helped you.
Yeah, though.
Do we have sleepers, Joe? I hope we helped you. Yeah, we're going to tell us. Well, I don't remember the gentleman's name, but I hope we helped you. Yeah, though. Do we have sleepers, Joe?
I hope we helped you.
Yeah, we're going to find some.
Somebody going to go to sleep today.
If we don't have some sleepers, well, God damn it, we're going to find some.
Somebody going to sleep.
You walking to the fire with oil and everything on you and steel coming out.
No, they're going to misconstrue what he's saying.
They are.
I do get what he was trying to say, though.
But they're going to misconstrue what he's saying.
Because I went on Improv and Improv and I was making fun of the 50-year,
40- and 50-year-old women or grandmothers that said Hot Girl Summers.
And I shouted you out and I said no disrespect to you.
She doesn't look at her face.
Look at her face.
But I got at them
and said,
you know,
you too old to be saying
I miss Big Mama.
I miss Big Mama
that used to make
the pancakes
out of eggs and milk only.
I miss Big Mama
with the slab hanging down.
You know what I'm saying?
A lot of these,
I miss them.
Big Mama wasn't
going outside partying.
Big Mama wasn't
in Starlet's.
It is a different world.
No, but she wasn't
in Starlet's.
That's what we know. It's a different world. it is a different no but she wasn't in starlets that's what we know
it's a different world it's a different world bro big mama couldn't do none of that shit yo
big mama couldn't do none of that shit it is sad it's sad on one hand it's not sad on the other
what are you teaching your kids you 50 years old in starlets like this let me let me let me answer
you your daughter right behind you mom Flip Big mama Big mama wasn't out
Cause she couldn't
That's what I'm saying
I keep saying she couldn't
She could not
Y'all put a lot of restrictions
On big mama
Y'all put a lot of restrictions
On big mama
I ain't gonna lie to you
What about all that
Flip is talking about
Y'all act like big mama
Wasn't cheating
She was cheating
I forgot
She was cheating
She wasn't in Starless cheating
I'll stop it
The milkman was
I don't care what you're cheating.
I don't care what you're cheating. I'm with it.
Big Mama didn't make her own money.
So when Flip talks about these women of yesteryear,
we have to talk about socially,
men worked and a lot of women stayed at home.
Those are the people that he's referring to.
So their options were limited
because they didn't have money to go blow.
And if you got caught cheating as a woman,
nigga, you was
scarlet letter stamp.
Your life was
damn near over.
I got to take your word
because you was there.
I don't know what
the laws was like back then.
I'm talking about
my grandmother.
Late 80s, early 90s,
those grandmothers.
Some of them was working.
Nurses.
And they was fucking.
They was,
but they wasn't doing that.
Doing what?
They wasn't going outside and they wasn't talking about hot girl summer. They was trying to they wasn't doing that. Doing what? They wasn't going outside.
They wasn't talking about hot girl summer.
They was trying to keep their shit low from getting a hot girl in the summer.
Yo, it wasn't on Instagram.
It wasn't on Instagram.
Times were different.
Women wasn't really out here.
50 years old, your daughter 35.
Y'all both lit in the club, Bob.
Mom and daughter goals.
I'm fucking the same dude.
That's my family. Easy. What? What is wrong with y'all both lit in the club, Bob. Mom and daughter goes. I'm fucking the same dude. That's my family.
Easy.
What?
What is wrong with y'all?
We all got Instagram.
You hear the girl saying, I'm at the age where I could fuck you and your son.
Y'all don't hear the woman saying that?
Y'all got the same.
Fam, y'all got the same.
Way before they said that, we were saying, I could fuck the daughter.
They just catching up. You see yeah no I'm not fucking with you it was late to that party bro
yeah I was gonna play this uh some of this Chloe Bailey album which is a really really really good
album especially a good first album like it sound like when she get older later
and hit her stride we're gonna go back to that first one and be like ah that was important
in her development but this kenyan dixon keeps putting out heat he don't miss and i'm gonna play Probably next part Brand new Kenyon Dixon
This record is called Slow Dancing
Featuring Kinsley
You know how we do when we get up
Hit me late night
Get you right how you like
You know I'm come
Yeah
Yeah Better Better You know it's a good time, don't you run from it
Run from it
So, don't you fight it, groove, you should move
Baby, listen to your body when it's telling you
Let me pull you close, pick your feet up Close to Anita
Hands on your waist, follow the leader Don't you like it?
Groove, what you do?
Baby, listen to your body when it's telling you Let me pull you
Close to me, baby, that's how it's supposed to be
When we're slow dancing You and me, R&B
For a whole way to some Pro-Vans-y
The energy When we be, in the mood then we go
To a groove or two When I get along with you
And we're slow dancing, ooh, yeah Slow dancing, slow, yeah, slow dancing, slow Yeah, babe
You really my fire and I swear, babe
I know how you love it over here, babe
So back it up, put it in gear, baby
Got that fire, so baby, light it up
Keep it going, can't ever get enough
No one's winning, I'm giving up
Just let the beat take us to different places
Girl, don't you fight it, you should move, you should move
Baby, listen to your body when it's telling you, let me pull you close
Make your feet up close to a needle
Hands on your work, weights fine, losing feet up
Don't you like it, don't you like it, don't you do you
Baby, listen to your your body It's telling you
Let me pull you
Close to me, baby
Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
When we're slow dancing
You and me
R&B
Romantic
The energy
When we beat
In the mood, there we go
Till we're grooving too When I get along with you
And we're slow dancing, ooh
Slow dancing
Slow
Hey lady
The way you're dancing on me, girl, I gotta take my time, take my time.
And the way that you move, the way that you dance, the way that you dance, I'm gonna make you mine.
We're getting on love when I'm slow dancing with you
It's brand new music from Kenyon Dixon
Featuring Kenzie
This record is called Slow Dancing
Available in your phones
And your DSPs right this second
Shout out to him, man
Not only does he drop a lot and produce a lot
But it be fire.
It's good.
Nah, that was fire there.
Yeah, nah, that was tough.
That was a tough one.
Must admit, must admit.
Like I said earlier in the show,
my sleeper is from Detroit.
This is Royce.
The name of the record is actually called Royce and Reggie.
So it's Royce the Five Nine featuring Redman.
This is off of Royce's new The Heaven Experience EP that is in your phones today.
Hey yo, Royce!
I don't like that shit, nigga.
I don't like that shit.
Redman in the building
Royce 5-9 in the fucking building
Yeah
Yeah, sir
Let's get him, nigga
Yo, it's red, nigga, my bar's up
I hit the gym
I see you walkin' in my shoes, then my old Tims
And when you ignorant, nigga, media roll film
So here's a cut, I'm Dr. Dre and how I build M's
In the Bay, they say I'm hella tough
They say, Red, you spit like kids on a yellow bus
Plus, I can go a hundred rounds
I hold it down like when Smack
Sayin' it's too loud in the background
That's me, I need a therapist
Attitude, fearless, arrogant like an Arabic inheritance
My middle fingers say God bless America Drop top, blood in my mouth, bumpin' Jamiroquai
I got game DM, women all on my DM Give em that super dick, yeah Apollo Creed
I'm workin' smarter, not harder No doors for my daughter
She learnin' to be a boss like her father When it come to MCing, niggas ain't got a clue
That's why no Mission Impossible, y'all for me to cruise
And haters hate, cause I rock with that Coldplay
He ain't gon' last, he gon' fall, I say okay
Watch this while I'm high in the cockpit
You can die in a mosh pit at my show and held for hostage
Yo, 5'9, I make it clear
Tell Day Day Father that we the king around here
When red man spittin' Royce, they don't like that
We two rappin' ass niggas, they don't like that
I pull up in a G-Rod, they don't like that
I act a fool in a cypher, they don't like that
Look at your face, you don't like that
I can tell the way you talkin', you don't like that, huh Look at your face, you don't like that I can tell the way you talkin' You don't like that, huh
I don't like them niggas, I don't like them either
I'm a drama niggas, let me go get a mojo
I said whatever nigga been talkin' big and just die a bigger death
Coffins on top of pallbearers, crowd surfin' like Mr. Meph
I'm slick handed, bout to card check you then switch gambits
Fuck so many bitches, bout to start dressin' like Nick Cannon You better bring your guitar switch or you
ain't with violence I suggest you bring your side piece if your
wifey ain't a goddess I think it's quite a lame environment
Y'all niggas party, not me I hang out at bar mitzvahs with Lorena Bobbitt
My underground train of thought is somethin' you new slaves just can't abolish
Askin' do Trump wear a toupee?
It's crazy, it's askin' do I bump murals by Lupe?
Fly frontier, criteria, tats on to a new page
To a new moniker, god of your era, born winner
When I die, I'm going with the wind, like Scarlett O'Hara
My Ferrari steering column already put me in a different profit margin of error
Shit, the Maybach might just put me in Dubai in a white cloth with the Arabs
Condos so high in the sky, you can fly from right off of the terrace.
There is no such thing as using artists as tax write-offs.
But I have heard of a person buying off a career.
Then ride off in a 9-11 Carrera.
Leave them behind the artists on Def Jam with the IRS in his ear.
And my question is, will you ever compare to that higher-up white guy exec who's signing those checks to kill you
when red man spitting voice down like that that's voice and reggie race to five nine featuring red
man have an ep out now i'm going to upstate new york 38 smash crown king
huh
make sure y'all play this shit loud, this motivation
To get to the bag, man, no matter where they put me, you know what I'm sayin'?
It's just some hustler shit
Let's go
And y'all find a way to conquer my goal soon as I aim at it
And I don't want that bitch if her lame had it
Wing cut from the same fabric
I'm in a mansion with two bitches that both got my name tatted
I was raised by cane addicts, cause brain damage
I refuse to follow the same patterns You can give your all to the court but it
ain't matter if you lose your life like Hayne Gavish
Too many thoughts cut short Lost foot, it had their hood in the uproar
I seen niggas duck low If you a rich nigga sittin' in prison that
mean your luck poor Why would I give a fuck for
There's six bitches in my truck and I already fucked four
I had chips for this rap shit A young fly nigga with a bad bitch
You know, sometimes we don't know where we go, we**ts, you know?
Sometime we don't know where we go, we just go, you know?
And for that reason, I ask God take the wheel cause I don't want steroids
In the wrong direction, insuspected n***** spirits
I think about the time they gave sticks and I tear up
I still got warrants for some s**t I need to clear up
But, I'm on the run till they catch me I make 50 million on this run if they let me, huh
Who won't bet me? My fun's right
Only get one life, make sure it's done correctly
I took care, A1 to set me
If my prayers ain't answered, will this gun protect me?
Only competition is the man in the mirror
Had a blurry vision, all my plans getting clearer
Back when T.I. was a rubber band wearer
You could see why I was demanding that era
Plug looked like Antonio Banderas
Kids got a huge portfolio to inherit
We passing down things
These the responsibility a child brings
These some wild things
I did it more than once
That's how I was Crown King
That's Crown King by 38 Special wild things I did it more than once that's how I was crowned king
that's crowned king by 38 spesh Gunsmoke out now
yes trying to wait for uh Roscoe Pico trying to be a little quieter. You know what I'm saying? It's like, nah, I'm playing. I'm joking.
Nah, my song is called Riptide, and it is by They.
All right.
All right. Midnight, quick slide, quick drive Girl, you put me in just like a riptide
That's a riptide
Sit low, could smoke, endo Fuckin' and we fuckin' out the windows
We're tight
Oh, I know I'm swimmin' in your water so deep I'm strokin' places you ain't know I could reach
Pushin' on your butt, it's got you screamin' so loud I'm bumpin' ocean just to drown the shit out
Your pussy silent, you got some talent
Gotta keep it low, cause we both move in silence
Better check my boom by that time that you be callin'
Every night, I hit nine
Quick slide, quick drive
Girl, you pull me in just like a riptide, oh That's a riptide
Sit low, kush mode, and oh Fuck it man we foggin' up to windows That is Riptide by They.
Dope record, dope record.
Alrighty.
My sleeper is called Love Quotes by Genevieve.
Blast off, I'm gone, was it only just a dream?
Left on like an old flame, feels like silly putty Trouble waters deep and muddy
Never trust another mother's son
Looking back now, see what we've become
Cause I can't really tell what you've been on
Sometimes it's like autopilot
And we can't see eye to eye
Out of sight apologies, come to me
Tell me how to act, please, it's not your place
Feels like I've been with the wolves all my life
Feels like you've been seeing stars in my right
I don't need somebody to hold
When it gets cold and I shiver
I don't need some body doubling Someone turn free, up in pictures
Now I know how you found your way in Nothing you can do will ever harm me
You can't even see me at the weigh-ins You're not on my level, baby, sorry
Out of sight apologies, come too late Tell me how to act, but please, it's not your place
Feels like I've been with the wolves all my life Feels like you've been seeing stars, am I right? I don't need somebody to hold
When it gets cold and I shiver
I don't need somebody to blame
Someone to frame up and pick shutters
It's a man world and a man we, okay
Backstage when it's so dull
You can't keep up the charade, baby
Baby, I don't need you, we fallin' now
It's a man world and a man we, okay
Backstage, you're not allowed
Why you gotta do that? You're not standin' in my way, baby That was Love Quotes by Genevieve.
Can I get that, please?
Mm-hmm.
Get off. You should go last. Don't let me go last. I'm watching you.
And 40.
Okay. Shout out to, you know, I'm about to play Todd Trilley on 40 projects. What's up?
Uh, Ty Trilley on 40 Projects, what's up?
He has a single out now called Adapt, but, and this is fire, but I'm playing Voice of Pain.
Ty Trilley, what up, baby?
Shatik Ay yo, sinning for winners, this the beginning I don't really go to church or know about my religion
I don't really know who did it, but we all know why they did em
It was seven niggas standing there, just peeped out how they picked him
The victim, uh, don't be one of those
Ain't worried about no broad that had a hundred hoes
Tell him it's a spot where niggas sold him cause he runnin' those
Down so bad he couldn't smell you or his mother clothes
In trenches, this shit a coach of your whole life
Expensive, make me so apprehensive
For my track of living, knowing from strapping killing
Years to set a decision, but you ain't have me missing
Christian, granny believed in God
Before she ever prayed her baby beat the odds
The truth was me and Rod, Brody wanted to see them stars
I was trying to do this rap shit but the time had felt too far
My nigga who like change from getting in that car
The night play back to back like tapes and VCRs
Forever scarred but my vision clear
Asking God on my good for another 20 years
Yeah, yeah
Just know shit gets strange, people change
But it's all part of that game
Them feelings in your heart can start fucking with your brain
Looking for them answers cause some questions still remain
Remain, uh, I'm just voicing all my pain
Voicing all my pain, I'm just voicing all my pain
Fuck the fame
One day I woke up and nothing was the same
From my feelings to my gang, nigga, nothing
I told bros, yo, I'm gonna lie to me
And I don't like new friends because they down me
Civilians came and swore up keeping eyes on me
I'm Trilly, there's nothing else I'm trying to be
Was locked, they gave a bad in a box to me
Three building with the ox on me
Wash the paint down with some comedy
Smoking on some quality, then I got my body free
I'ma opt for you and you will opt for me
I'ma rock with you and you'll rock with me
I'ma flock at you and you gon' flap
This shit a cycle, many rivals
Same story, different bibles
Should be vital
I just had to speak my life, pain won't. I like it. Shout out, Teek. What up?
Shout out to J. Cole for going out there, right?
Yeah, man.
Oh, yeah.
It's this weekend, right?
No, no.
That was the dude that J. Cole went and listened to his songs.
Yeah, Ty Traynor.
Oh, Dreamville's this weekend?
It's this weekend. Oh, okay.
Yeah, I thought about making a little run, Ty.
I remember that.
I don't like none of them niggas.
He be hyping. I'm about to say, yeah, come on, Joe.
That would have been fly to come out there real quick in North Carolina,
but I already know what they're about to have that looking like.
Nope. I'll be home. I'll be home.
Hey, would you think you would skip lines?
It's not about the lines. It's the people for me.
I'm joking.
It's too people-y.
See people and meet people.
DJ. Talk to people-y. See people and meet people.
Talk to people.
Ugh.
This just sounds scary.
Well, shout out to J. Cole.
Shout out to everybody performing out there at Dreamville.
Everybody going out there, please be safe.
I hope it's a stream.
Please be safe.
If it's a stream, that'll be beautiful.
Shouldn't it have been one last year?
Wasn't it a stream last year?
I think it was, yeah.
Yeah, it's going to be a stream.
I'm throwing that right on into hockey.
All right, man. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast You're all with me too, so I don't need no threats But I live a life that most get on my nerves So baby, call me my dream girl
It's my fantasy and let me work out
Oh yeah, tell me where you wanna go
What you wanna do?
Said we livin' it like we on the edge
On the edge
On the edge
On the edge
What I need is you
Said we livin' it like we on the edge
On the edge
On the edge
I love you too much
So just let the dreams fly Later on if things come true And until the next time I bid you adieu and farewell Adios, saliva, dirt, y'all, hasta la vista
So long, goodbye, au revoir
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And lastly, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant bitches are traveling in private jets, dumb hoes
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things, still
And the jump timer is a nigga
Would you believe it? Dreamville is on Switch
We'll have it? Dreamville will be on Switch Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Tell me where you wanna go What you wanna do Say we livin' at home
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it
On it, on it, on it On it, on it, on it This nigga such a jerk, he a jerk Let's go in the shower safe
Let's see what you do
The shower safe
That's what you'll say
Ayyyy
What up, uh, Pergola Sliders tonight
What we doin' tonight?
What we doin' tonight?
Yo, ladies, hit us in the DM, let me know
I get all of us in trouble
Alright, man, get sexy on the record, nigga I get all of you on this Oh yeah In the meat packing district The pause packing district
Pause packing
Pause packing yo
Let the people know
What number we are man
Just in case they forgot
They might have forgotten
We number one Come on man Uno In the world Hit me Fuck y'all niggas On the show On the show On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show
On the show On the show Bionic 6, on a strong 3 If you wanna call it, we on here
And my sister will be out there to pull us back in this trick
Look at me in a sundress
Come fly, so don't come at all
And if you see Daisy, look straight ahead
Yo, Tony, Tony, Tony, whenever y'all release them tour dates, I'm there By then, me and my girl have a girl, too. I'm not playing. I'm gonna have me some fun No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The JVP. We got him. Yeah! Yeah! We got him! We got him!
We got him!
We got him!
Ladies and gentlemen.
No more of that shit.
We got him.
We fucking got him.
Bash.