The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 625 | "Watch This"
Episode Date: May 10, 2023The JBP kicks off this episode with the reports of an altercation between Chris Brown & Usher over the weekend before the ‘Lovers & Friends’ Festival in Vegas (18:40). The long-awaited Verzuz betw...een Puff & Jermaine Dupri is slated for Madison Square Garden in September (52:24), NBA YoungBoy goes on a Twitter rant dissing Akademiks & Lil Durk ahead of their album releases this Friday (1:04:30), & the gang reacts to the latest news on Freddie Gibbs (1:15:33). Also, Jonathan Majors gets hit with another charge (1:32:55) while Tory Lanez requests a new trial (1:38:50), MGK disses Jack Harlow in recent freestyle (1:50:50), NBA Playoffs (2:00:08), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Joyia - “Pink Skies” Ice | Lloyd Banks - “Daddy’s Little Girl” Parks | Belly - “Ambiance” Ish | PHABO - “Casamigos” Melyssa | Mikhala Jené - “Human Nature” QueenzFlip | Teejay & DJ Mac - “Drift”
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Now, I feel like Aerosmith.
I don't want to miss a thing.
I did go through the class,
but I chose not to sign the paper
because I still want to go
as far as I can go.
No.
Are you going to sign?
I don't know.
If my job was on the line,
I would.
So you're going to keep violating
because technically you didn't sign.
Your job is on the line
way more than you know it.
See, here you go. How y'all doing,
man? Good weekend. I'm going to first highlight
and shout out Melissa Ford,
a.k.a. The Undertaker.
B.k.a.
She is Her.
Get the music together. I got you.
Anytime you count out,
she was in here sad.
We saw the nigga from the Millionaire Show,
the Tom Green, whatever his name was.
Tom Green.
He looked crazy.
And then she just come right back up.
And she ends up in the mix.
What are you talking about?
Do tell.
Sure, sure.
I don't want to get in her business.
Why is the Undertaker music playing?
Because she comes up like the Undertaker.
We be counting out.
Remember she was sad, running, crying in the bathroom.
We thought she was washed.
Not this one.
Not Miss Muffin sat on her puffin, whatever that shit is.
Wait, who thought she was washed?
A lot of niggas.
A lot of niggas thought it was over.
They have a petition on Reddit.
Is it over for Mel?
No way.
Mel was caught sounding like this.
I saw you.
Niggas sent me pictures.
Yeah.
And a nigga sent me a video of you in the airport on FaceTime
with somebody in the airport.
I swear I'm going to show you.
These niggas on your ass.
You need to.
Stop.
You got to show me.
Stop.
Were you on the phone with somebody in the airport?
Yes.
On FaceTime. I don't want to say no names, but. No. Were you on the phone with somebody in the airport? Yes. On FaceTime?
Yeah.
I don't want to say no names,
but...
No.
How you doing?
You look good.
Thank you.
The nigga paid for you
to get your toes done, too?
Was that a gift?
Damn.
Because it's different.
It's invasive.
When a man paid for a woman
to get her toes done
and when she paid
for her own toes...
All right.
The host of the show
is back with his microphone.
I want to hear his... The host of the... His his microphone. I want to hear his toe assessment.
I want to hear it too.
Go ahead.
But I just want the audience to know that I'm back.
You got another pair of new glasses?
No.
Man.
I have a lot of glasses.
I mean, the women, no disrespect to women.
Leave me alone.
You see them, right?
Leave me alone today.
Stop.
Nice.
Y'all have seen these.
I've worn these.
I ain't seen them. I ain't seen them. Y'all have. these. I've worn these. I ain't never seen those.
I ain't seen those.
Y'all have.
It's on YouTube.
It's on Patreon.
I don't watch there.
I see you here.
I ain't never seen them here.
I got it.
A little trucker hat.
Yo, why we ain't getting no t-shirts?
Yeah.
I asked him for one of those t-shirts.
We just said we want to hear his theory first.
But then you got the glowing letters.
They catching my eyes.
They shimmering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're 3M reflections.
I see you.
Yo, your regular swag is fire today. I, the 3M reflections. Please, yo.
Your regular swag is fine today.
Yo, you look rich.
Yeah, you do. Trucker hat.
We know that trick. That's LA shit. That's shit what a nigga just said.
You know what's funny about that? I'm purposely on
laundry day. That's LA shit.
Niggas just be rich.
Somehow that looks richer than the wild expensive
extravagant shit
It looks like a $700 t-shirt
With the holes in it
Look I was like
I'm a freak to gain
Today the network shirt
Nice and fire
Network
Little network shirt
That nobody else got
You only bought one
Ice every week
You come in here
With a new ice shirt
That I be wanting to wear too
I've never worn an ice shirt
Alright
That's ice
Mad ice shirt
Do you only have one t-shirt?
Today must be Bizarro Day part two.
It's a great day.
It's Bizarro Day.
It is a great day.
What do you say?
Do you only have one t-shirt?
I would like one.
You only bought one.
Well, this particular brand.
What?
Is a one.
Is a one of one.
This one.
That means number four ain't nothing to come, right?
No, something's to come though.
Boys.
You know, we got some coming.
I'm working on a little, I'm working on some shit.
You know, you got the outfit.
I will meet with you gentlemen in the event that I think of a really creative idea that involves y'all likeness so we can discuss percentages.
This is a business at the end of the day.
Oh, that's good.
It's the summertime.
I appreciate that.
I plan to be in t-shirts a lot this summer.
You have the outfit that when your nigga
just signed, you know when the rich niggas just signed a
$50 million deal and they just want to walk outside
and they didn't sign it. That's what you got.
You did something this weekend and I'm on you.
I'm going to do some research. I'm going to call you.
You did something this weekend. Got your toes
out, nigga. You didn't even put no lotions on this shit. You don't give a fuck. And I have lotion to find out. You did something this weekend. Got your toes out, nigga.
You didn't even put no lotions on this shit.
You don't give a fuck, yeah.
And I have lotion in my bag.
You trying to be inconspicuous, but nigga, we can see right through you.
Oh, look at you with the inconspicuous.
I know words.
I know words.
Nah, that's fly.
You know me and Ish don't be thinking you know the words.
I know.
Don't put me in that, bro.
My man, he good.
Okay, that's definitely bizarre. I see what's going on. Real that, bro. My man, he good. Okay, that's definitely a bizarre report.
I see what's going on. But real quick,
let me say something.
All of us are color coordinated.
We look great.
Go ahead, get your shit off.
Mel, so when men...
You back on, Mel?
When men get
a woman's feet done,
they pay for the top,
top, top nail polish.
The top.
I want you to get
the best shit.
Usually when women do it,
they want to get in and out.
So yeah, shout out to you.
I see it.
Your shit,
your shit is triple layered,
nigga,
and glossed.
I know when you get your shit
that regular,
it be looking all,
the polish be on the toe
by the same nigga.
Yo,
what's moving?
Wow.
But when a nigga get in there,
yo Mel,
get him man.
Get him.
Yeah,
get him Mel,
because they not,
people not going to keep
cheering. No, shout out to Melissa. Because people not going to keep cheering me up.
No, shout out to Melissa.
I just want to say that,
you know.
You said it.
Every time I count out,
nigga, she rise up.
Stop counting me out, then.
I will never do it again.
Thank you.
I appreciate.
Sometimes I go dormant,
but that's it.
Your dormant shit is different.
You go off the map
and then come out of nowhere.
How is everyone?
We're good.
Great.
Fantastic.
Is that your way of telling
Melissa that she's beautiful?
I love her.
That's the way I say
any mister.
I miss all of you guys.
That's what it is.
Weekend was wonderful.
You know, I'm upset.
I was supposed to get
some money yesterday
from Joe and Nigga Violet.
I called them on the phone
on Sunday.
They called me all day.
I promise you,
he called me all day. I kept you, he called me all day.
I kept hitting ignore, and it didn't deter him.
Every few hours, he would come back.
Finally, I had enough.
I asked him, like, hello.
What's up, man?
Here you go.
I heard from you all day, man.
Well, yeah, there's, like, other people in my life that I have to tend to on an off day.
Like, my kids.
No, I wanted a jacket. I was going somewhere. I wanted off day like I'm like kids now I wanted a
jacket I was going so I wanted a jacket I was in Jersey I wanted a jacket I said
I wanted a jacket and I was trying to call him but he didn't pick up his phone
you came to Jersey I was out here I'm gonna let you know yeah so I am ready
I'm gonna start us off with smooth sounds today cuz I see one of those. I can tell.
I know it on the walkie.
That shit is a wallet-sized window.
Oh, shit.
I ain't no nothing.
Stop.
Just because you got big windows,
don't laugh at people that got other windows.
Don't do that.
The window shame.
That's the other thing
that's funny.
The window shame.
You don't even really know
why it's funny, but it's funny.
Why?
Is it a basement window?
I'm asking.
I don't know. I used to have a fish tank
with that window.
All right. Stop, man.
I hate when
niggas come up and they start making fun of me.
That look like the window From Alright
Smooth sounds at the start
Maybe he's a fucking
Possum breeder
Shit look like a possum window
Couldn't be
Maybe that's why he's so skinny
And frail and small
You can't eat good
To get through that window
Alright man I'll get back to my nigga shit later You can't eat good to get through that window.
Alright, man.
I'll get back to my nigga shit later.
I'm doing it for the ladies right now.
Doing it for the ladies right now.
It go.
Y'all mean?
It's my springtime energy.
Shout out to the happy couples listening right now.
Niggas driving around, hand on his wife's thigh, his girl's thigh.
You know the vibe.
You know what I mean?
She got up to make you a little meal.
She didn't have all the ingredients.
Now she woke your ass up out the bed to go to the store with a list.
Doofy shit, right?
Here it goes.
Nah, speed me up a little bit, man.
I'm cool with it, yeah. The truth is inside of me from the heart Ain't nothing to tear us apart You're all I want in a man I put my life in your hands
I got your slippers, your dinner, your dessert
And so much more
They said fuck that song
Baby, make it rain
I wanna go to the stars again
Y'all know how we doin doing it right now, ladies only
Ladies only
To my all-male audience
Don't stop
I'm in love with you too
I feel like falling in love
Falling in love
I'm in love to fuck something up
I'm in love to fuck something up
I'm in love to fuck something up I wanna go till it's time again I need a prescription
One thing about B, she gon' smoke a remix
And I said, I'm too hot for you
And I said, I wanna stay
And I said, where nobody's been
Where nobody's been
Have you ever had fun like this?
We gon' fuck off tonight
Black lights
Spaceships fly
Good record to eat some pussy to
Good record to eat some pussy to
Fix your face, nigga
You been eating pussy a long time
Longer than everybody is
Longer than everybody is
Yes, you have
Yes, you have
That's why she took this shit
You should've been eating some shit, goddammit.
Mel, what up, big Mel?
Hey!
Actually, you know what?
Let me turn this down, just get to know y'all a little better,
because I'm letting this rock for a little bit.
What's up?
How's everybody doing?
Fabulous.
Amazing.
Finally recovered.
Same. Same. From Cinco de Mayo. Friday doing? Fabulous. Amazing. Finally recovered. Same.
Same.
From Cinco de Mayo.
Friday was a little too crazy.
The whole weekend.
Same.
Drinco de Mayo weekend.
Yeah, it really was.
Yeah.
That shit shouldn't be allowed to fall on a Friday anymore.
I was still hungover yesterday.
Yeah, I thought I was.
We had St. Paddy's and Cinco de Mayo on Fridays this year.
My Friday was way wilder than I will share publicly.
Same.
Oh, shit. Yeah publicly shit yeah one of those
y'all went out right we went out okay would invited you but you know
but I mean I know.
Oh, I see what you're trying to do.
I can read your little subliminal shit.
I read it.
Niggas can invite you out.
Fuck out of here.
Don't think nobody invited you because we can't invite you.
We can invite you.
We just be partying.
Yeah.
Next time. Yes. Next time. I got 10 more minutes, I'm conflicted. I'm in.
Alright, I got 10 more minutes to figure it out.
Alright, I gotta get to it but she go crazy at the end of records. Let me let this ride, let me let this rock.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from Ayy
This shit is sexy I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup
I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup Who the fuck wrote this record? I bet you levitate. I bet you see God.
Like, what if some chick said that to you in a club?
You lying, girl.
You want to show me?
They don't be lying when they talk talking like that.
Yes, they do.
No.
That's a little more.
I disagree.
I disagree with that.
They do.
They do.
No, I'm agreeing with y'allall we're not starting this with gender wars
i agree with y'all that when they talk heavy it be lies i'm saying when you get to this degree
of heavy once i get poetic and shit yeah yeah that's coming from the soul if somebody look
you in your face and say i bet you see god that's's crazy. You gonna levitate?
That's why I like the Ariana Grande song so much.
You nigga,
you gonna think God is a girl
when I get off of you.
When I get off top of you,
you gonna say God is a girl.
I promise you.
If somebody say
that's some shit like that to me,
it's down there.
It's down there.
She got that gripper.
I don't want that sex what that changes your religion
no
change your life
none of that
the render me ineffective sex
that one
no you can sign me up for that
I'm good
I tell you when she start acting too cool
then you gotta fucking DDT her
that's what keeps me.
What episode is this?
624?
625.
Look at you.
I mean, I'm, you know.
Big male.
625?
Yes.
Welcome to episode 625.
Oh, we got to turn that air on, dog.
I don't know what's going on right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put that number down to like 70, 69, something like that.
Welcome to episode 625 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Big Melissa Ford is here.
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Burp, so your indigestion is here.
Parks is here.
Poe is here.
Corey is here.
My oldest is here.
Trey is here.
Erickson is in the back. And whoever's here remote is here remote Parks is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. My oldest is here. Trey is here. Erickson is in the back.
And whoever's here remote
is here remote.
How's everybody doing?
How are y'all feeling?
Amazing.
Good.
Great.
Feeling great, yeah.
Any pertinent shit
y'all need to get off your chest
at the top of this thing?
No.
No.
I did a lot of appropriation
over the weekend.
Sombrero.
Oh, yeah.
Poncho.
Yeah. Oh, shit. All, yeah. Poncho. Yeah.
Oh, shit.
All weekend though.
Tequila.
Maracas.
Tequila.
Tequila.
Yeah, tequila was in the bloodstream all Friday night.
Saturday was a little rough.
No, it was up until last night.
Tequila.
Oh, shit.
You kept going?
Yeah, just kept going.
It's like, fuck it.
We here now.
Oh, no.
You different.
I was trying to look for my Spanish tie-in
on Cinco de Mayo. I didn't see it.
I went to Jay-Z's club.
Fucking party with black people.
I was at the
Mexican spot in Astoria.
Well, a couple of them. They were
crazy. A couple of Mexican
spots. Yeah, it was crazy.
Blackout, damn near.
What you did? I didn't really blackout, but damn great. Blackout, damn near. What you did?
I didn't really blackout, but damn near.
Push the limits.
Pushed it to the limit.
Indeed.
I saw some memes floating around, though.
The Mexicans are fighting back.
They did.
Oh, yeah.
What you talking about?
Juneteenth is coming up.
You ain't see what they were saying?
And they already picking.
The same way we was picking on black people,
we're picking their names for Cinco de Mayo.
Wait, what?
What were black people doing?
What's your name going to be on Cinco de Mayo?
So yours would be Jose.
Or Jolito or something.
Something like that.
So that's what was happening.
So the Hispanics.
So they said, okay.
Okay.
Good for y'all.
Go ahead and play with them.
No, no, they ready.
Leave them alone
They said Juneteenth is coming
I see somebody say
Her name is gonna be Lakeisha
Another one said
My name is gonna be
Darnell been getting money
Williams
Leave them alone
I wanna hear shit
Don't get offended
We all are
We play part of this
We all are not playing this
We celebrated Cinco de Mayo
I didn't
I didn't
I didn't either
I sure did
The chicken is full of shit
And if we did celebrate it
Listen
The girls get to fucking on Cinco de Mayo
Absolutely
Yes they do
Okay
They get to acting really lusty
And sensualizing shit
That don't need to be sensualized
Cinco de Mayo yeah
To kill it.
To kill you.
To kill, do it.
What'd you do this weekend-ish?
Build houses.
Work.
I know you.
That's what I'm saying.
Did you appropriate?
Did you get some Mexican workers?
Did you just do that?
Yeah.
I was up for money, man.
Right.
No, stop.
I hired him only for Single Demayo.
No, I'm not.
Look at his face.
When you let him go too long.
It's like word Russian roulette.
That was seven words.
Eighth word.
There you go.
You finished.
So you didn't celebrate.
You didn't do anything.
No, we all went out Friday night.
That was it.
I went to church Sunday.
Amen.
Yeah, I was just in that mood.
I'm lying.
I went to a Christian,
I mean, a communion.
But still, I was in church.
You know what I'm saying?
Trolling.
What part of the Christian communion do you think is compelling
for the audience?
Let's hear it.
I can't hear you say it again.
It doesn't even sound fun.
The Christian communion.
Well, is there somebody
in here on Christian Mingle?
Yo, Chris Brown and Usher
is where we will be.
What?
Chris Brown
and Usher, the Lovers and Friends
Festival was over the weekend.
And I guess on Friday night,
it was Chris Brown's birthday.
Mm-hmm.
So they had a big birthday party
for Chris Brown at a skate rink.
Do you know the name of the skate rink?
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
And that's not even important in the story,
so fuck it.
No, yeah.
But all of the big R&B guys were there.
Usher was there.
And the story came out the next day that there was an altercation between Usher and,
and you know how this goes, Chris Brown or Chris Brown's people or Chris Brown's security.
Or he was jumped by multiple people.
We don't know.
We don't know. We don't know.
Very next day, they both performed at the festival.
Usher did the cool version.
His was the coolest version.
Very cool.
His was the coolest version of, hey,
I see what y'all are saying about this fight online.
I'm going to post a video of my face to let you know I'm OK.
His was the best I've ever seen that done for some reason.
Why is that?
It was smooth.
Because he's just cool.
It was smooth.
He's cool.
He don't really do no goofy shit.
So he's going to find a way to make that smooth.
And even in that clip, he looked agitated that he had to do something like that.
But Usher, you did have to do that.
You did have to do that.
Because when the story came out in the morning,
Usher is still set to perform.
I sat up in the bed.
They put all types of shit on him.
Broken ribs.
They put all types of shit on him. He was bloodied up.
I sat up.
Jacked up.
I went to make coffee at that point.
I said, oh, we don't have to be glued to the phone.
We got to see if Usher lumped up.
I felt uncomfortable hearing that.
I don't like hearing that at all.
No, you don't. That's a travesty
I don't like that
Alright I ain't gonna come here
I'm not coming here to cap though
I'm telling y'all now
So don't wind me up
I'll get like flipped
I'm not coming here to cap
Yes it's a travesty
It's bad
I don't like hearing it
But also yes
I've heard the same story
About Chris Brown and every R&B nigga
For the last seven years
Chris Brown threw that ball ToB nigga for the last seven years. Chris Brown threw that bottle right at Drake and bam!
Yo, you know, he did that shit in Greenhouse.
You know how small Greenhouse is?
It wasn't even Greenhouse.
It was Whip.
Whip.
But Whip was right next to Greenhouse.
Same shit.
The ceiling in Whip is only seven feet high.
Right.
You ain't get no type of arch on that.
Yo, no arch on the. Come to the Rose. That's where you got that shit from. Right in his high. Right. You ain't get no type of arch on that. Yo, no arch on the.
Cups of the rose.
That's where you got that shit from.
Right in his head.
Bah.
Marvin Room came right out after that.
Hey, yo.
He threw a bottle of that nigga in and whip.
No bull.
He whipped that shit.
And again, the ceilings and whip, like, yo,
if you standing on the couch, this shit get in.
Oh, yeah, because the audience might not know about whip. Audience, them ceilings and whip like yo if you standing on the couch this shit oh yeah cause the audience might not know about whip
audience
them ceilings in whip
is lower than
Gilly's bedroom ceiling
this is tight
nah for real
why
I don't have time for you
cause I feel like it
that's why
I feel like it
that's why nigga
I ain't doing this
with you today
Frank Ocean caught that nigga coming out the studio Because I feel like it. That's why. I feel like it. That's why, nigga. I'm doing this with you today.
Frank Ocean caught that nigga coming out the studio.
Oh, shit.
That's right.
Beep, beep, beep.
I forgot about that one. I forgot about the Frank Ocean.
Really?
I didn't know that.
Shit.
I didn't know that.
Oh, y'all don't get y'all.
You said some private shit, nigga.
You know, right?
But I was out.
All of this happened.
Don't book the same studio as me then.
They was in that little nice studio over there, too.
Nice studio, but that's the problem with being a rapper.
Everybody is recording.
Everybody's recording here.
Now, you done came out to get you a Pepsi on a late night,
and they got there with his whole crew coming down the hallway.
You got a snap.
They got it on.
They got it on in front of that thing.
They fought for a little while. whole crew coming down the hallway. You got a snap. They got it on. They got it on in front of that thing. They fought for a little while.
Frank was stealing all the interns.
He had no runners.
It was a fair one?
Is there ever a fair one?
Mm-mm.
Ain't no such thing as no fair one.
But Usher, though.
Or halfway cross.
And I love, Chris is my man, too.
I love him.
But Usher, I was conflicted for the first time.
I said, come on, Breezy.
Usher?
What could Usher say?
That's how I felt at first, too.
Like, what could Usher do to me?
I immediately caped.
I read everything and just immediately started caping.
I get it.
I caped shortly after, too.
I caped.
It's still wrong.
It's wrong.
Is it?
One of the rumors circulating about why was over Tiana Taylor.
I love Melissa.
And I ain't going to lie.
It sounds kind of stupid and random if that was really actually true.
No, it don't.
No, it don't.
That sounded perfect.
That sounded perfect.
I went into panic mode.
That explained it all.
Just dig a little more.
Really?
That makes a lot of sense to the world.
I called Iman.
I was calling Tiana.
I went into panic mode to give Chris Brown an excuse.
I was on some gossipy shit.
I text you.
Yo, Joe, what's going on?
I wanted you on three.
Yeah, but I don't tell you shit.
I'm going to steal my take and go put it somewhere.
It's like, yeah, shit crazy.
I was like, yeah, got to wait to see more.
That's what I told him.
Got you.
Got to wait to see more. That's what I told him. Gotcha. Gotta wait to see more.
I pod with this guy.
That's how you know you're a minister of society.
He would have beat you right to it.
But anyway, Melissa.
Yeah.
Tiana is more than a friend of the show to me.
Let me start.
Let me preface this with that.
That's a fact.
Child of Tiana.
Yeah.
That's child to her, her mom, her whole, all of them.
I love them.
Yeah, that's child to her, her mom, her whole, all of them.
I love them.
But if Tiana had a relationship with Chris, I'm not saying romantic, I'm saying a friendship.
And professional.
Yeah, but I don't care about that.
They go way back. Right now, I'm putting real names.
I'm not putting people's publicist marketing persona out there.
You are who you are and if they
are friends and he felt like he wasn't supported some type of way in that friendship and now you
just pop up i'm making shit up right now i ain't spoke to nobody and now the first time i'm seeing
you is at my birthday party i'm saying something i actually i have that before. I've done that very thing before.
Don't beef with me all year
and then pop up at my birthday party
like shit is all good
in front of the people
that have been holding me down
while I was fucked up.
Don't do that.
I'm not talking about their situation.
I'm saying I have literally done that.
Now.
You add a little bit of alcohol
or something into the mix,
it gets even worse.
Now, y'all done had some alcohol
in this conversation.
I'm talking to you like
the friend you are to me.
I'm not talking to you
like I should talk to you
in a public place
in front of celebrities
and paparazzi and cameras.
I'm talking to you.
You're making a face,
but this is very true.
We all here,
all of us here
have more platonic women friends
than most men.
That's a fact.
A thousand percent.
And how I speak to my platonic women friends
is how we talk.
And they understand me
and they receive me that way.
That's true.
So if they having that kind of talk
and Usher has been performing with Tiana,
he has a relationship with Tiana,
he is the elder statesman,
OG, mature, clean cut,
hey, not here here not right now guy
so if he wasn't coming over
to do nothing else I would
guess he's coming over here to say
not here not now
and get the fuck out my face
Chris ain't like that shit
and that was my conclusion
of that story.
Once I heard that that's what happened.
I take it a step further from that.
So after reading the report that comes out,
it say Chris left.
Usher followed him. And Usher, I left.
Oh, he went in the bus.
He followed him.
He went in the bus.
But Usher might have been following him
with genuine intentions.
Don't matter.
Don't matter.
I removed myself from here.
And you came and followed me? You my little bro. Now it's... I'm going to come. I removed myself from here and you came and followed me?
You my little bro.
Now it's...
I'm going to come,
I want to holler at you
smooth every time.
Not on my tour bus.
Not right now.
And not with all my niggas
right here.
Not on my tour bus.
And not with the liquor.
The liquor does it too.
You got to remember,
man,
like Tiana and Chris
go back in the early 2000s
between the whole get light.
So they have a real,
real friendship.
Like they grew
like when Chris was somewhere else. Yeah, so they have a real real friendship like they grew like when Chris was
somewhere else
yeah and they're also
like part of like
the super dance community
I totally
I totally get
their relationship
it's just like
like one of the rumors
was that he was irritated
that she was working
with Usher
and that because
of his scrapped
you know performance
at the AMAs
when he was supposed
to pay tribute
to Michael Jackson
and then AMAs just said no
and then there was that whole thing.
That sounds like a lot of information
for somebody to get three hours
after this altercation happened.
I'm not rolling with that.
And I also want to state, just to be safe,
we don't even know that this happened.
True.
None of us here have confirmed that this happened.
We are having a conversation based off reports.
And neither of them looked like they had a fight
when we saw them the next day.
I want to tell everybody out there
that don't know, if you have a
problem with somebody or something that you
want to say to somebody that could lead
to just a different conversation,
you don't do it on the tour bus.
I don't know if I agree with that.
No, that's damn near going into someone's house.
No, it's the liquor, yo.
It's the liquor, I think.
That's damn near going into someone's house. Yeah, this ain't even a point to disagree.
No, but I'm saying,
but if we got a rapport,
if we have a rapport
and I think we got an established rapport,
I could come to your house
to have a conversation with you.
I view my people.
If I'm hot, though,
and we got in a fight next door or argument or whatever and I take myself out and go to my house. And now you come to my house? And now. I view my people. If I'm hot, though, and we got in a fight next door
or argument or whatever,
and I take myself out
and go to my house.
And now you come to my house?
And now you come to my house.
Yeah, because people think friendship,
because friendship,
the word friendship is there,
that people got to be all good
with each other, right?
Like, you can have heated debate
and intense tension
with somebody that you super cool with.
Yeah.
They right.
If I go home
or I go to my respective corner,
let me cool off.
Let me cool off.
That's it.
Don't you come trot your ass
on this tiny tour bus
where my goons are.
My goons are here.
Our weapons are here.
Our paraphernalia,
our drugs are here.
We're keeping cops away from here.
This is our safe haven.
And at the level they at,
the kitchen is probably here.
They tour bus is probably a little. They got to
extend this shit with the window pop out.
So, yeah, don't come in here with all that
shit. Now,
let me give
my rules that have
nothing to do with this.
If you ask me,
well, let me reverse it.
If I ask you to come,
no, I won't reverse it.
If you ask me to come host your birthday party,
don't hit me.
Well, I agree.
That's the other thing I read about this, though,
is he didn't know that.
That was a surprise.
It was a surprise that I get.
It was a surprise party.
All right, so he didn't point goals to Newark boys.
No, I'm with youark boys. Point number two.
If I take the mic at your birthday party and make the entire crowd sing Stevie Wonder's
happy birthday to you after Mario finishes, don't hit me.
True.
If I organize and set up a surprise birthday party for you,
don't hit me, my nigga.
Okay, so I didn't hit you.
I left and let my niggas hit you.
No, no, what I'm saying is I couldn't hit you right there.
True.
I removed myself to keep it from escalating,
and you followed me.
If there was ever talk about...
I'm caping, by the way. I'll tell you, I'm caping. If there was ever talk about. I'm caping, by the way.
I'll tell you, I'm caping.
If there was ever talk about me and you potentially doing a versus matchup.
Don't hit me.
Don't hit me.
I want to perform with you.
Well, that's actually more the reason to hit him.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Today?
No, it's not, nigga.
Rollout man.
That's rollout man.
That's rollout.
That's nigga shit. That's rollout man. No, rollout man is saying, yo, it's not, nigga. Rollout Man. That's Rollout Man. That's Rollout. That's nigga shit.
That's Rollout Man.
No, Rollout Man is saying, yo, now we're going to get way more viewers.
Hell, niggas can't wait to see that shit now.
That was an adversity.
That's true, too, but I got to tell you, my heart and stomach didn't feel the greatest
when Jeezy and Gucci Man was doing their thing.
Oh, hell no.
I told you.
I came in here and talked about it.
I felt like I was about to get shot.
That shit felt so crazy.
You were there?
We have that need as consumers
to see shit that we ain't really got
no business seeing.
Like, if y'all really at odds like that,
man, I ain't got to do nothing.
I don't want to see it.
I mean, but once in a while...
Go ahead, buddy.
Them niggas talked.
Them niggas had all of this.
This wasn't like the first time they communicated with each other on that stage.
Didn't matter.
It do matter.
Tension was still thick.
If me and you are number one and number two, damn, nigga, that golf tan is for real.
Vern is, you see Vern?
God damn.
That nigga just came from an island somewhere.
Oh. Golf. That sound like hate, though, too. That nigga just came from my island somewhere. Oh.
Golf.
That sound like hate, though, too funny.
That sound like hate.
That sound like a little embarrassing.
Nah, I'm just congratulating the guy.
If we are number one, number two, best R&B or best urban R&B,
whatever the fuck you want to call them, don't hit me, yo.
Don't hit me.
I'm with you.
I think Breezy just don't give a fuck how he's looked at now.
He's just doing anything.
I disagree.
It's my man.
I disagree.
I don't think he's doing anything.
I don't think he's doing anything.
I think he's trying his best to stay out of shit.
Yeah, I think he's very particular.
I left this situation.
I left, nigga.
While hot.
I left to keep from trying to do it.
I'm drunk, whatever.
I'm hot.
I removed myself because I know anything I do
is going to get blown out of my head
no matter what.
So I had to remove myself.
Breezy is dealing with a lot, man.
And a lot of shit
trigger him easy.
Which is why
more than the reason
I'm saying to walk away.
Yo, it takes a lot to walk away.
Yeah.
Especially, look, look, look.
Especially when you got numbers.
I got you.
You right.
It takes a lot to walk away.
Funny enough,
sure, it's crazy.
Why?
I don't see that as crazy at all.
My stomach ain't feel right.
I just didn't like to hear it.
I sure don't seem like he's around the bullshit.
Well,
we don't know.
I mean,
that's true.
Maybe if I close doors,
he's a monster,
but I don't think so,
man.
He just want to sing and dance
skate and have a good time
then let's not walk away then bro
yeah you might be right maybe
7 o'clock on the
back
think it was really cool to the streets off that bus
you seen a rich nigga want to start
the fight
a nigga doing well off don't start the fight.
Never.
He's having a good time.
He's partying.
They got battles and shit.
Right?
The niggas start the fight
and the nigga's not doing as well.
Just three niggas.
Here's the picture.
A rich nigga's got tough niggas
and niggas that easily become karate or damage.
You ever seen a rich nigga want...
I just thought it was appropriate right there.
Did y'all hear that? Yeah, I heard it. It was low, bud. It was low, but we? I just thought it was appropriate right there. Did y'all hear that?
Yeah, I heard it.
It was low, but.
It was low, but we heard it.
Turn it up in the mix.
Yo, 50 like Jesus, yo.
He just be having parables
just throwing out like psalms.
He be saying some fly shit
that you just don't think about.
He has survived a lot.
He did.
I like to hear from people
that have survived.
He really survived it, yeah.
A lot.
I agree.
You don't hit the nigga that made this, man.
Oh shit, oh shit.
For real?
How do you see this guy in the club and say,
you know what, I'm about to smack the shit out of him?
You know I'm coming over, right?
Yeah, baby, tell me what you wanna do.
You got a house in your head.
Yeah, he got a show, He got you, Archer.
He told you now.
Okay.
Hey, y'all seen Bow Wow?
I was happy to be around J.D.
Give me 10 minutes.
Y'all don't be seeing when Joe is right.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, for that little thing I like.
Sing along out there.
It's 7 o'clock.
You know what?
Y'all don't deserve it.
Fuck out of here.
I try to make so much excuses.
You can't hit the guy that made that, man.
I thought that Usher probably grabbed Chris when he was walking away,
and Chris might have just, like, get off me.
We try to make a lot of excuses, because I can't see Breezy just turn around like,
you know, my nigga. Squirt him.
Molly walk him.
I'll punch you in your mouth.
I can't see it.
Yeah.
It just don't sit right with me.
I'm trying to make a lot, and that's my man.
Usher probably
tried to hug the nigga. He wanted to move his hands. You know when niggas
like, stop, don't touch me. Like, try to move around.
His nose probably got hit by mistake.
Not what?
I need to see a side-by-side
of Usher and Chris Brown
to know just how much
taller Chris Brown is. Chris Brown is
like almost a foot.
You need the boxing tail of the tape.
He looked like he was hovering above him during that. It's like me and you standing next to each other.
Chris is like 6'4".
Oh, shit.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate.
Stand up.
Stand next to each other.
No, we did this before.
Yeah, exactly.
Look at that.
Nah.
He like 6'3".
Usher needed to go
get the skates then
like you
oh
oh
leave the rapping
niggas alone
little quick
thing
yeah
you need to be
a little taller
Chris had the little
fly Jordan 1 skates
they just looked like
they was having a good time
they did
ended up in some bullshit
and that's just some
I'm joking right now
cause y'all take me way too serious and that's some bullshit. And that's just some, I'm joking right now because y'all take me
way too serious.
And that's corny
when you got to tell y'all
I'm joking.
That is some fly shit
to do though
at your birthday party
in front of all the girls.
Yo, you see this nigga?
Yo, you see Usher over there?
You like that nigga?
I'm going to smack
the shit out of him.
That's the nigga
y'all said better than me.
That's the nigga
y'all said better than me.
That's the nigga
y'all said better than me.
Watch this. It's funny. That's funny. Skated right over better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this.
That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. Oh, oh, oh, oh No, no, no
You can't hit the negative ages, though, I'm sorry
I'm in the middle of this, I don't know which side I'm on
Well, Usher probably gonna give us an album before Chris, though
I'ma ride with Usher for now
Alright, just the first two bars and we outta here
Here we go When you feelin' in your body Alright, just the first two bars and we outta here It go
Oh, man
Yeah, you can't hit the guy
This song made us spin the block, yo
This song made us go get our girl back
Made it feel right to be beggin'
Yeah, this song
Some of y'all left this on the voicemail
Come on, man, come on
I know it's some of y'all voicemail thugs out here Y'all don't do it no more, but I remember y'all left this on the voicemail. Come on, man. Come on.
I know it's some of y'all voicemail thugs out here.
Y'all don't do it no more, but I remember y'all.
I was one of them.
No, y'all, I can't reach you right now.
You probably live right on the voicemail.
You crazy.
Hit me back at your earliest convenience.
Hit me back at your earliest convenience. I know you busy, but we're just playing in the background.
Yeah, just something smooth in the background.
Hey.
And that's only the first voice, though.
You start getting aggravated.
Yeah, that's true.
I get aggravated, though.
I'm going to that one.
I'm going to park outside.
We know.
Just me, huh?
Just me?
Just me? Just me?
When you say that you love...
Just me?
Just me?
Just for the record?
Just me?
Ish?
Antoine?
You?
It's just me you're talking about, right?
They get the keys and drive and pull up.
That's a no or what?
Hello?
That's an audio broadcast.
Stupid ass face.
Yeah, exactly.
Audio adventure here.
Back in the days, that was all right, though.
We got away with it.
These days, you look crazy. And when I call him, my memory foggy, but I can swear it. Back in the days, that was all right, though. We got away with it. These days, you look crazy.
And when I call him, my memory foggy,
but I can swear it was at a decent time, like 6 PM
or something.
That nigga called 7 AM.
He called.
It was traffic out.
He was rushing.
He was like, let's go to our house.
Don't pull up.
Yo, he was mad as hell.
He couldn't go fast.
That nigga was tight.
He was sitting in traffic on that roof.
Oh, man.
Is this true-ish?
Caught that rush.
Yeah, it's true.
This dumbass man.
You know this nigga a rapper, yo.
It's true.
You know this nigga be doing this.
How long you sit outside for after that?
I don't even know what Joe talking about.
I bet he don't.
Anyway, moving right along.
All right, so Usher album is coming before Chris Brown album.
I believe so.
Chris dropped out. He just dropped. Chris just dropped the album.
He just dropped.
I'm phony.
But don't be clear, though.
You know, he put them out.
He do.
He put 30, 40 out.
Yeah, he got 40 something.
Yo, you had to skip the topic because you related to him.
It might have been you.
Was it you?
Where you was at this weekend, man?
You was out there?
He was a little hesitant on his weekend recap.
He called Big Ish.
Oh, we'll call my cousin.
Where you at?
Where you at?
I'm going to call my cousin Ish Brown.
Yeah, he's stupid.
That's a fool. He's a light brown version of me
Oh shit
Tap a hand of two peas
Yo I am for a couple of the boot bobs though
All day
Listen I'm for old school
I ain't mad at a little boot bob
As long as nobody get like
Shot
Yeah I get it
And the way they handled it afterwards
Ain't nothing to talk about.
Ain't hurting shit.
Y'all can think what you want.
Like again, we really don't know this ever happened.
Those my favorite little stories.
You don't know this ever happened?
Handle it in house. What else happened at Lovers
and Friends?
Oh wow, before we leave Usher, yo,
he debuted
Hours and Hours remix with Money Long.
And it was absolute fire. I don't know why it never came out, but we need that. Streets need that.
Uh, let me see here. Hey Yes it is You talk Of any love like this All the white doors
Move exactly what I did
It's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth
Yeah
Yeah, I knew this
I could be here for hours
That's fly, what do y'all think about debuting shit at festivals?
That's fly That's great It's fly if What do y'all think about debuting shit at festivals? That's fly.
That's great.
It's fly if the record is fly.
Especially a remix like this where people kind of know the record already.
When it's something that, like a rap debut, it don't really hit quite there.
It gotta be established.
I think it don't matter today though. Even at the festival, how we seeing it.
It's recorded going online anyway.
True.
It's the same as putting it on your Instagram. It's the same
now. True. And it's
Usher.
I didn't want to say it's the same.
What I mean is the reach goes the same way.
If you do it on stage at a festival,
there was things that used to happen at
Summer Jam years ago. If you wasn't there,
you just had to hear about it.
There's no record of it happening, really.
Now with everybody having a phone and a social media account, you still get to see it.. Like there's no record of it happening really. Now with everybody having a phone
and a social media account, you still get to see it.
Yes, from the artist aspect.
I'm only thinking about from the performance aspect,
which is I got 40,000 people in front of me
and I gotta do this new record.
Oh, that could be bad, that could be bad.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
If you're established.
Unless it's a song that people already know.
And you establish it.
With another feature artist coming out like,
this was fly.
Nah, people don't want to see.
Even established artists,
you don't want to go see.
Even when, like, Legacy acts go out and tour,
you don't want to see their new slaps.
You want to see the old slaps. Not at all.
Yeah, but you can sprinkle in,
yo, let me tease a little.
Yo, let me give you a little of this.
If I'm giving you all the slaps.
I've seen artists do it.
Me too.
Plenty of times.
But it don't usually be the flyest.
Listen, shout out to Usher.
Shout out to Chris.
Shout out to everyone that performed at the Lovers and Friends Festival.
I seen Genuine bust his ass.
That shit was hilarious, bro.
Why you keep doing this?
Yeah, that's my man.
I think it's part of the show now.
He falls so much.
At some point, you got to realize you at that part of your career
where you can't
do all the jumping around
he falls
all that hopping over shit
he falling just
walking down steps
and shit
he falls funny
that little hop down
he was like
swimming for air
trying to grab the air
and then kept singing
that's when you know
it's genuine
like when you really
falling
you looking for shit
and they'll be there
you really bust your ass
it ain't no stage shit
this was genuine too
when A$AP Rocky
at the Met Gala
hopped over the thing
and put his hand
on the white girl's face
and mushed her down
and he jumped over
the next day
she started tweeting
she said
no
I am not
pressing charges
or pursuing
filing a lawsuit
why would I ever
file a lawsuit?
That's what she said.
Now, that was genuine.
She got money.
That was genuine.
But I could have answered her.
Easily.
Oh, no, somebody answered her.
A bunch of people answered her, I'm sure.
They told her exactly why.
She might be a...
Mad reason why.
She replied back.
I'm good.
Shout out to the white girl.
Is you think Hov got her secret kid?
I know it's not on the board.
That's been a pervasive rumor for a really long time.
You put up two fingers?
Yo, where you get this guy at?
Don't hide it.
The audience can't see.
This thing is, you got to watch him.
He come in here and only think about the lens,
not our feelings or nothing.
Yeah, just saying, man.
Huh?
I hear you.
What web and nitty at, yo?
Don't call their names.
They mind their business.
I know.
I'm saying I got to talk to them to see
what they instilled in you.
I'm just saying you were like this.
I went like nothing.
I was scratching my leg.
No, you was not.
This guy right here is different, yo.
Anyhoo, what else is important?
What else is important or unimportant?
Well, Drake is Nigerian.
Oh, man.
It's important.
People discovering their ancestry and, you know.
That's why he's been making all the world music.
Yeah, that's the next wave now.
He letting you know, now that I found out I'm Nigerian,
I got to give you all.
He's getting an Afro Beats
album is on the way.
Afro Beats album.
Another one.
Yeah, another one.
Well.
That boy good.
No doubt about that.
That boy good.
No doubt about that.
But how do we know
he's Nigerian now?
What happened?
He probably did
an ancestry test.
Yeah.
23 and me.
That tells us.
And decided to give it to the world
Right before I dropped this Afrobeats album
Oh he giving logic ideas
Oh god damn it
Have you guys done Ancestry and Me?
I did it
I'm part Nigerian
Who asked her?
She ain't gonna trip me up She ain't going to trip me up.
She ain't going to trip me up.
Nope, I haven't even turned my head back on.
I'm going to look at my little thing.
Part you did it?
No, I did not.
I don't think I'm not you.
I'm about to do one, 23andMe.
Nah, I was going to do it too, but I didn't.
I was going to do it too. I stopped didn't. I was going to do it too.
I stopped myself after third spit, the third time I spit in the little tube.
I was like, wait a second now.
What y'all doing with my shit?
Where y'all putting my spit?
No sirree.
Not doing that one.
That, none of that shit.
I'm cool.
I thought about it.
I was going to do it, and I was like, nah, that ain't getting my DNA.
I was on my woke shit. Then I had to do a, and I was like, nah, they ain't getting my DNA. I was on my woke shit.
Then I had to do a paternity test, and I said, they got me.
They got me now.
I might as well go ahead and let the biggest shoe out.
I ain't playing them games after my parents call to try to check me.
No way.
Yo, it's too late.
Drake, as soon as he passed customs, he's that.
What are we doing here?
Where's y'all flag?
Point me to your flag.
Our flag.
Y'all want citizenship.
Yes, sir.
He was Jamaican at one point.
I ain't mad.
I ain't mad at him.
What else is unimportant?
Multicultural.
Spanky.
Oh, yeah.
We might as well get to the verses.
Might as well do all of the versus right now
all of them
there was the
Puff announcement
September 9th
Madison Square Garden
Jermaine Dupri
versus Puff
I think that
that is the first
of announcements
was that even
an announcement though
or it looked like
they just caught him
talking to Busta
about that shit
and somebody leaked that
that don't look like
oh man yeah.
Ain't going to fall for it.
You can't leak nothing around here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just thought about that.
I thought about who he's talking about.
J-Hud, I'm sorry, Jennifer Hudson,
she went on record and said that she wants to do a Versus with Fantasia.
I'm so glad that you brought that up, too.
Okay.
Now give me your second
third and fourth thought about that
I think it's
it's a trap
it's a loaded question
I see you
it's a loaded question
I see you
it's a trap door
just answer it
I think that it is
anticipated
she fell for the mousetrap she fell for the mousetrap.
She fell for the mousetrap.
You heard that loud clack, that clang?
That was it.
That's the door.
Got you.
I will give you one more.
I'll give you a reprieve.
Okay.
Give me your second thought,
and then I'm going to ask a tough question,
and I'm not editing it out.
Okay.
What's my second thought on that?
Can you name five Jennifer Hudson songs?
I was just about to say.
We can't hear you, Melissa Ford.
We can't hear you, Melissa Ford.
You're anticipating this.
I did not say I am anticipating this.
You said it's highly anticipated Listen
I'm speaking in a general sense
What research have you done
That said that?
I looked at blogs
Cocksaucers again
Cocksaucers again
Can you name
I cannot
Four Jennifer Hudson songs
The one song we know of hers
Ain't hers
Yeah
What? If the fucking classic once
you made the one she sang in dream girls yes no her you gonna love me that yeah
that one the neo joint and I know wrote this fly what song is that and can y'all
speak up spotlight you know that song I know I know this all about like this
dope okay stop stop me there, fam.
Yeah.
We don't know, Joe.
So what's the angle?
She shouldn't say Fantasia name ever again.
Ever.
Ever again.
And I can't name nine Fantasia songs.
But the ones I can name, they go.
You better leave her alone.
That is true.
All of them.
Truth is, I never meant to hurt you.
Truth is.
That shit is fire.
Yeah.
Free yourself is a point. I don't care what you talking about
When I see you is a point
That's two points
Yeah that's two points
That's just because
That's the end of Jennifer Hudson
Yeah that's two points right there
Yeah
Good luck
I knew you was
Artists gotta be careful with all that
Me and such and such
Gonna do a versus
Cause fans gonna start telling the truth
And I fuck with Jennifer Hudson
But
And Fantasia's one of them What? They both are because the fans are going to start telling the truth. And I fuck with Jennifer Hudson, but.
And Fantasia's one of them.
What?
They both are.
Vocally.
Vocally, yeah.
That ain't got nothing to do with slaps.
Fantasia's underrated.
Hey, what you can do vocally
don't have nothing
to do with slaps.
That's true.
Get on this stage
and play slaps.
That's it.
I think that they're
going to announce
Puffin JD in Atlanta too.
Yeah, I think so.
It's too big to only do the Garden.
That's true.
And they didn't say that little small tiny room in the Garden.
They said the Garden.
Yeah, they said the Garden.
They said MSG.
They're going to go get that Atlanta arena over there.
Shout out to Trey Young.
He has a podcast coming.
They're going to get that arena over there.
young he has a podcast coming uh they're gonna get that arena over there i just want to see if the the rumors are true that one will be r&b and one will be rap only that's what they said before
i mean their catalogs are big enough yeah true that they could do that
but how would that be a versus then because we're gonna just do our r&b catalog
in atlanta we're gonna do our R&B catalog in Atlanta.
Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you.
We're going to do our
hip hop catalog in New York.
Got it, understood.
Because they got so many
songs that to get 20
and compress with your
catalog is going to be
a hard one.
I can see J.D.
making Puff do the
hip hop one in Atlanta.
I can see him throwing
a wrench in the game.
You come do the Benjamins out here
where that shit might not be the Benjamins.
And let me do my Atlanta shit out here.
That is true.
It's going to be a celebration, though.
It is.
Oh, it's definitely going to be a celebration.
But two egomaniac, dope niggas, I still want to win.
Yeah, y'all be talking that celebration shit.
People want to win.
Yeah, niggas competition. And win Yeah y'all be talking That celebration shit People wanna win Yeah niggas competition
And there's always
One person in this
Versus that feel like
For the duration
Of both careers
Underdog
You been
I been having to hear your name
JD
JD
He been saying it
Even when he first
Mentioned it
Puff like yo
He can't talk to me
Where Dre at
He like yo
Jay stop playing with me
Stop playing with me
That's disrespectful
Even that
So no
Now I got a chip on my shoulder
Nigga I'ma show you
He better
I have
Puff winning
The hip hop one
Same
Me too
Same
The R&B one
I think will be tougher than
The Jermaine Dupri audience would like to admit.
That's all I'll say.
He ain't going to try missing you.
He better not.
If he bring out stick, that ain't.
Bring him out.
No.
Bring him out.
I better not hear nothing about missing you, nothing.
Why?
That thing better not come trotting out there.
We talking about Jermaine Dupri, dog.
What does that mean?
That means it's not time to play.
So missing you would be playing?
I think so.
Yeah.
A little bit.
I think so.
No, it would.
I think so.
Without a doubt.
That would be playing.
He can't play that.
Without a doubt.
It's not even a full R&B song.
I don't give a fuck.
If he played it, he shouldn't play them in either.
In either one.
Y'all niggas are musician niggas.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
I think that shit is hot. So tell me I'm not a musician
You're going up against usher and Mariah Carey nobody
Would you we don't want to hear missing you?
Usher
And escape and jagged edge and no it ain't time for none of that. Yeah, you better push it's time for Cupid
Yeah, yeah, you gotta bring my Mary happy. Yeah, Mary the edge and no it ain't time for none of that you better it's time for cupid yep it's time you
gotta bring them out merry happy yeah yeah you better get you gotta go yeah yeah yeah i got you
okay don't play don't be playing don't play yeah who do y'all think will have more people come out
in support of like on stage to perform i think i think i think it'd be even i think i think the atlanta
niggas is puffed oh yo puff call you and be like y'all need you here on may blah blah blah you move
some shit around for puff yeah and you i don't think we see people that had all right wait
beefs with puff still go on tour with puffs all right everybody stop i don't think we're
i don't think we're i think we're getting short-sighted with this.
Busted.
A lot of people, the same thing you just said for Puffer Plots to J.D.
Correct.
Anytime both of them pick up the phone, whoever in the world is coming.
It just dawned on me that scene from my Usher Vegas show with all of them Atlanta niggas lined up.
And that's what I was going to say.
And I did say that it looked
powerful yeah that led to a conversation about just the breeding of New York and
the breeding of Atlanta I think that this is gonna be a lot bigger than we
even talking about as I'm listening to us talk no I think everybody is showing
up this ain't just about Puff and JD. Boxers. Athletes.
Everybody is coming outside.
You got to be there for this.
Atlanta versus New York.
I tell you what.
And they're going to take it and they're going to treat it like that.
I tell you what.
Ice will be in the building.
Like, yo, the Atlanta.
Maybe for both.
Yeah.
Maybe. That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, I won't be there in that Atlanta one
because what if he lose
in Atlanta?
J.D.,
what if J.D.
lose in Atlanta?
Then what happens?
And now you got to walk,
you seated in the front,
you got to walk
through the whole,
the whole arena.
Niggas mushy,
you get the fuck out of here.
Oh, that's you podcast,
nigga.
You hit, right?
You start playing
Bone Crusher,
you bitch.
Yeah, they ain't gonna
drop kick me
when bone crusher
come on
nope
oh man
I need to be
in the thick of that
that shit gonna be
a celebration
it's gonna be crazy
now in New York
I'll be to that one
I'll be to that one
I'm trying to do both, though.
Fuck that.
I ain't bad.
I ain't going to hold you.
We don't want to say it, though, but I got Puff.
Who don't want to say it?
We said it.
We said it.
I started with that.
Well, tip me toeing.
All right.
Say it loud and proud, nigga.
I just think that the R&B verses won't be as one-sided.
Say it loud and proud, nigga.
It won't be as one-sided.
The R&B one won't be as one-sided.
I got Puff in rap more than I got Usher in R&B.
You mean JD?
JD.
Or JD, I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I think JD could potentially win the R&B versus.
I think he will.
I think Puff just is going to win the hip-hop versus,
but that just might be our...
What records in rap does Puff not play?
He got to play whoa.
Moving around the stage.
Whoa is coming on.
Yes.
Special delivery?
I don't know.
Could.
It could, but no.
I would say yes.
You say no to special delivery.
He got too many big joints
for special delivery
to even be in my conversation.
It's honorable mention.
Whoa.
Comes on.
Let's get it.
It's big.
More money money more problems
Juicy
Wyatt is kept
Puff got a lot of slaps
on his shit
been around the world
all of that shit
can't nobody hold me down
all of that's coming on
earthquakes
what would be
a record that's coming on
what was coming on
for sure
like man
Puff shit's just
come on
yeah
like they
when you hear the you be like be like, oh, shit.
I remember I was in XYZ.
I was driving this.
I was in this grade.
Like, you just, that shit just take you back in time.
Same shit happened to the Atlanta niggas to the JD records.
The spot, yeah, but the spot where Puff going crackin', man, is the features.
Got a lot of features.
He do?
Puff got a lot of features.
This gotta be, this can't even be no 20 joints. I'm just thinking about it. There's 40 songs. Got a lot of features. They do? Puff got a lot of features.
This can't even be no 20 joints.
I'm just thinking about it.
There's 40 songs. There's 40 songs if they're doing two.
That's more than a real tour.
Niggas don't do 40 songs.
What song would you put money in the thing against?
I was just about to say, when J.D. throw that in a Ferrari or Jaguars.
What's song Puff coming?
More money, more problems? He got a lot to come out with. It's Puff, a Ferrari or Jaguars. What's so pop coming? More money, more problems?
He got a lot to come out with.
It's pop, yo.
It's pop.
What you know about going?
I don't know.
What you talking about?
Brooklyn's finest, Michael Moore.
What you talking about?
Brooklyn's finest losers.
That's a lawsuit.
They're losing Atlanta.
Don't ever say such a blasphemous thing in New York ever again.
Money ain't a thing.
In New York, it's not losing to Brooklyn's finest. In New York? The money thing was fine. But you don't ever say such a blasphemous thing in New York ever again. Money ain't a thing. In New York, it's not losing to Brooklyn's finest in New York.
The money thing was fire.
But you don't know.
Money thing was fire.
Well, I don't know.
All right, so you think that?
You think Brooklyn's finest losing to New York?
You can R&B me.
Nigga, in the 90s, I was outside.
So you admit that I can't R&B you.
I forgot about victory.
Wait, everybody mute up.
So you admit that.
All right, you got it?
You got that?
You recorded that?
We got him. We got them.
We got them.
What I'm saying is, nigga, in the 90s, money ain't a thing.
Hey, yo, you Atlanta niggas, September, we wiping you up.
That's it.
All we doing all this fucking political talk.
All we doing all this trying to be PC.
Y'all know what the fuck time it is.
Y'all know who invented this shit.
It started here. It ends here, nigga.
How the fuck y'all thought was happening, nigga?
Fuck you thought, nigga?
Fuck, we doing all that.
I don't know.
Oh, what do I think?
Get the fuck out of here, nigga.
Now what?
Packing them up, nigga.
Packing them niggas up in September.
Take that shit to the..
Smoking on that JD.
Oh, shit.
We got ice.
Hey. Oh, no. Hey.
Hey.
I don't want to hear all that politically correct bullshit
these niggas trying to have me on
right now. Get the fuck out of here, nigga.
Get on their ass.
Ha!
One, two.
Atlanta, what up?
You hit me down next.
He can't play nothing.
I'm playing.
I ain't saying that you can play.
He can't play against this nigga.
Look Ice, Ice ready to beat.
Ice in his phone.
Bam I'm with you.
You know Ice got 20, 20,000 hits in that phone.
Don't disrespect me like that.
50,000, 100,000.
Don't disrespect me like that.
150,000.
You know that I'm in.
You know that I'm in.
You know that I'm in.
You know that I'm in.
You know that I'm in.
You know that I'm in.
You know that I'm in.
You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm't disrespect me like that 50,000, 100,000, don't disrespect me like that 100,000, 150,000
You know that I'm big
It was crazy
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Resignate
AJD, are you resigning?
What's up, Atlanta?
Hey!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yo, stop before I get amped up.
Hey, yo.
He just got to come out to that.
That's number one.
Yo, that's number one.
We just going to set this shit off. Oh no. Oh my god. Yes
I'm with you with victory. I'm with it is? This shit just sit here. Come right out with victory.
Right out.
This shit just sit here.
I was a kid like this.
What the fuck is going on?
What?
Please!
I'm such a traitor.
Yo, do not a traitor. I pray in hearts. Come on.
Yo, do me a favor.
I don't want to hear no more.
I don't want to hear nothing else about money or anything for the rest of the part.
Yeah, hold up.
Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump?
Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump?
Hell no, man.
Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump?
Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump? Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So I'm with that In the Ferrari or Jaguar Switching four lanes To the top down Screaming out money ain't a thing
Bubble hard in the double law
Flashing the frames
Yo, I'm telling you, we old, yo
We old
This shit don't slap like that to these kids
And Pastor Kavasi ain't do it
To the kids?
Yeah, they just performed it
I mean, that song has been active and relevant for them
I'm saying, I'm not debating this with y'all
Because I'm with y'all
But, yeah, that song has been performed at mad award shows mad
festivals they all come out as a big performance it ended the award show one
year like in a in a live setting Pesca Vassie a product goes up a little bit
hard that's what I'm up yeah okay I get it well versus a live set yes I'm saying
you play with me. I was doing this.
Oh, go ahead.
That's what I was doing.
That's my shit right there.
That's what I was doing now.
Now you.
Last night.
Don't go to the Dirty Money album.
Didn't even get an answer.
Nah, chill, bro.
That's not coming on.
Chill, bro.
That shit was crazy.
Last night is definitely coming on.
That's not coming on.
This is 100% coming on.
That's not coming on. 100% coming on. On the R&B set? Never. No. Last night is definitely coming on. That's not coming on. This is 100% coming on.
That's not coming on.
100% coming on.
On the R&B set?
Never.
It's 100% coming on.
I bet you are crazy.
I bet y'all any amount of money in the world.
Y'all couldn't be any more wrong about that record.
That's coming on.
I'm taking that back.
It's one of Puff's biggest records.
I'm taking that back.
It's one of his biggest records.
You say no?
Yeah.
Oh.
He's never not did this record.
Never. Okay. And then Nicole joined on that album. It's crazy.
What did Nicole join?
Nicole Ray?
I don't know how to pronounce her name.
Nicole Ray.
No, no, he's talking about white Nicole.
Oh.
Swearing chair or some shit.
He's talking about white Nicole.
Scherzinger.
He don't even know Nicole. He's talking about Nicole Scherzinger.
Who don't know Nicole?
Scherzinger.
Scherzing, Scherzing, Scherzingringer. know Nicole here come on the cold sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure bringer
I don't think that one's better coming but Atlanta niggas September man yeah
been hearing y'all talk about future too long, man. Enough is enough.
And the ludicrous in the world to get that catalog.
Yeah.
Sorry.
3K ain't walking through that door.
Ice, you get on your 30-year-old shit.
3K ain't walking through that door.
What's your future face?
3K ain't got shit to do with this.
Goody Mob, we don't care.
It's up with Atlanta, nigga.
Who you riding with?
Don't start.
Yeah, you sounding real Atlantic.
I'm riding with Atlanta. What the fuck is y'all talking about? Ice can't say that. Then say that. Hey, Ice is riding with don't start yeah you sound really I'm right with Atlanta say that hey I say that with Atlanta yeah we go nice you gonna
go on ride on an arm on a hip hop I just said I'm right with Atlanta off you I don't care You know he went to Morehouse Inside nigga He went to Morehouse Inside the house
He don't know
Where he from
He was just in a house
Inside the house
He was in the Oculus 2
Old man
Yeah
Crazy
Fuck outta here
I'm riding with that
Alright alright
What else is going on
What else is going on
We got two albums
Dropping this week
And it seems like
The antics are back.
What's dropping?
Dirk's Almost Healed is dropping Friday.
And Youngboy, who told us he was healed.
And Youngboy is dropping a project called Richest Op, also dropping on Friday.
And that's what you call healed?
Richest Op?
You're going to have to walk that back.
Walk what back? Walk it back. Dirk's album is Almost Healed. No healed Richest op You're gonna have to Walk that back Walk it back
Walk it back
Dirk's album is
Dirk's album is almost healed
No
Richest op
It's NBA Youngboy's album
It's NBA Youngboy
After NBA Youngboy said
I will not start beef
With anyone
I am a changed man
I am reformed
Look at the range man
I've learned from my old ways
All of that press run
GQ is snowing out in Texas
Or wherever the fuck
He was at Bullshit that he said Utah Utah is snowing out in Texas or wherever the fuck he was at.
Bullshit that he said.
Utah.
It's snowing out here.
Oh, my God.
He was staring out the window.
Get the fuck out of here.
I came in here and said, crock of shit.
Internet tore me up.
You said I could be wrong.
Now we're here.
What do you have to say?
Biggest op.
That's wrong.
And I was right.
You were right.
There we go.
Salute.
See, unlike a lot of people.
Virgo live for that.
Unlike a lot of people.
Me and Ish live for that shit, yo.
But me and Ish,
that's our fuel.
No, I know.
That's y'all shit.
That's our energy.
Y'all need that.
When we hear that,
we go up.
See, I know I'm right
when I first say it,
so I don't even need y'all
to acknowledge it at times.
A Virgo's t-shirt should say,
I'm still right
and you're still stupid.
Like, that's you guys.
That's Virgo's.
I'm not a Virgo, though.
No, I mean, that's Virgo's. No, but mine should say, I'm still right and yours should say, you're still stupid. Like, that's you guys. That's Virgos. I'm not a Virgo, though. No, I mean, that's Virgos. No, but mine
should say, I'm still right, and yours
should say, you're still stupid.
That's cute.
You guys gonna get a couple shirts?
What are you talking about?
We've been over the bromance
stage of our friendship, too,
by the way.
Actually, I think we're at the animosity
stage.
The bromance, the honeymoon is stage. Oh, shit. Yeah.
The bromance,
the honeymoon is over.
It's over with us.
But yeah, so,
like I said,
Dirk announced his album
and Youngboy went on
a Twitter rant.
Talk about it.
Going at Dirk,
going at India,
going at Ack.
He got at my guy, Ack.
He did. That's Ack man, though.
What'd he say about Ack? That's Ack man, man.
Ack loved that dude.
Not nice names, I'm sure.
No. Ack responded.
And he said it's sad to see the day that
my guy NBA Youngboy
has resorted to dissing
in order to sell records.
Damn.
I know it hurt Ack to type that. Damn. I know I heard Ak the type.
Yeah, it did.
That was his man.
Why did he diss Ak?
I was gonna say, why did he, what's the provocation?
I just told y'all.
Provocation.
I have an album dropping Friday.
That's it?
Did Ak do anything?
Did Ak sing?
That's what I mean.
Ak said on YouTube that that piece was squashed
and it wasn't squashed.
He told Ak, nigga, I'll kill you.
Yeah, mind your little fat business. That's what he told me.
Get out of here, nigga. You fat ass.
He said, your mouth
is going to be the reason.
And I kept reading to see the rest
of the sentence. And that was the end of the sentence.
Your mouth is going to be the
reason, which left me to infer.
And I did
Who you projecting to sell more
Albums Ice
I don't know
Dirk don't have a single
This is a surprise drop
Dirk
I don't know
And Dirk
You got Dirk selling more
Y'all didn't come tell me
I was right about them
Jack Holland numbers either
You said 30 grand
And he did 36
Oh gee you right
You right
Thanks
Fueling up
Audience they're about to unlock the Joe Button special move
I said the NBA Jam he's heating up
Hey
He's on fire
He's on fire I got Dirk selling more than Youngboy
Based off absolutely nothing
I don't have a stat
Metric
I'm not in the street to know
I ain't talk to the young boys to know
I'm going off nothing but my old ass brain and eyes.
Dirk.
Now, that's unless young boy label want to get froggy.
Unless they pull a last minute.
Labels are known to pull that last minute move.
If young boy audience can get that album close to where they think Dirk is, I expect one of the labels to jump in.
Hit the little button there.
Hit the button.
Oh, he sold 200 copies more than Dirk is, I expect one of the labels to jump in. Hit the little button there. Hit the button. Oh, he sold
200 copies more than
Dirk did. Oh,
unbelievable. That's the button when that happened.
Yeah, I expect that to happen. So we'll
see. And none of this matters.
It don't even matter. It only matters
to them.
I know I got some nerve. I talk about logic.
It don't matter, but it's fine. Yeah, they're the only ones
I mean, you know, they want to be.
They both said mean things to each other.
That shit the young boy said, I will not repeat, but it was very mean.
About how he get.
No, you don't need to repeat it either.
I'm just asking.
I'm just asking you.
Yeah, that.
That was the one thing.
This can't be mistaken for any other sentence.
That one sentence he said, you know the one.
That was mean.
You shouldn't say that about me.
Anyone know if Dierks responded to that thing?
Dierks said, I ain't seen nothing.
I don't know nothing that none of y'all are talking about.
So it doesn't justify a response?
No.
When I respond, you still won't know that I responded.
Got it.
There you go.
Dierks said he only do numbers on YouTube.
Young boy.
That got a chuckle out of me.
I thought it was funny.
What did the last project do?
You can't ask me.
I don't think the niggas be doing bad.
Young boy be doing like 75, 65.
No, that's great.
I think that's great.
But if you're talking from a major label standpoint.
I'm talking from a major label standpoint. I'm talking from a major label standpoint and you're dropping every.
Month, month and a half.
And you can give me the numbers.
I'll take that.
I think that Dirk's album will be better.
Oh, no, that's a different conversation here.
I'm a bigger fan of Dirk's music than I am of Youngboy
but I don't think
my little young nieces
and nephews feel the same.
I think they ride with Youngboy.
That's me admitting
I'm too old for this
whatever's happening.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm not all the way invested.
I will be running
to Dirk's album first
but I'm going to listen to both.
I heard Dirk has some heavy hitters
on the album.
That would help.
So we'll see.
We'll see.
I don't have any other.
This is a real quiet drop for him.
Dirk Yo.
He got him.
He got him?
He got him.
We'll report back Friday.
I don't understand the quiet drop right after the loud drop
if you're still on the label.
I don't understand that.
I don't get it.
I don't.
Unless.
No.
I was thinking maybe it'd be one of those situations.
Yeah.
Like one of those situations where you might be like last album or album before the last.
The label don't want to spend nothing on your project now.
And they're preventing you from, you know,
or, hey, we're not going to do this.
All right, well, fine, I'll do it myself.
We're not going to support it.
We're not going to do any, put nothing behind it.
All right, cool, i'll do it myself
that's the only way it can make sense to me because some of these artists are making a lot
of noise with the project and then come back with another one and you didn't even know it was
dropping you tell me today that your album drops friday or what other albums are dropping friday
uh y'all talk i'm not sure i't know. We don't even know no more.
It's fine.
No, we don't.
Now, shit, some shit could be announced tonight.
Yo, my album is dropping Friday, too.
That's how they doing now.
I'm not laughing at this because I'm not laughing at this.
But do y'all want to discuss this Freddie Gibbs shit?
That is just a funny nickname.
Freddie Gibbs is,
I fuck with Freddie Gibbs.
I don't have no problem.
I'm not instigating this.
Fred, I love you.
You stood me up.
We're supposed to go eat.
But that is a funny,
fan-generated nickname over the story of this.
It is.
What is the nickname?
Freddie Gibbs.
Freddie Gibbs.
Because his baby,
his new baby mom
said that she got a picture of him in the phone with his ass
spread or in the air.
Stop taking the pictures.
I told y'all last time.
Stop taking the pictures.
I mean, you did tell us.
You did.
Stop doing that.
Men not supposed to do that.
No disrespect.
They're not.
With all disrespect.
I'm sorry.
Don't edit it out, Neva.
Stop.
It's going to be used against you.
You got nicknames, Spready Gibbs.
Come on. Gibbs to
spread, like, come on.
I don't know if Freddy Gibbs is into the whole self-deprecating
thing, but
God damn, that's funny.
It's one of the funniest ones. Anyway.
Who was the recipient of the picture?
His new baby. Nobody. The picture ain't out. Who was the recipient of the picture? Nobody.
The picture ain't out.
So wait, he took a picture spreading his ass cheeks just to have it in his phone?
No, he said it to her apparently.
Here you go about to Canada us out.
Or he can't take the picture of his own.
You can put it on a timer.
You can put it on a tripod and a timer.
Let's just move on.
It's fine.
Yo, if you niggas out there, never mind.
Stop.
Maybe you had a selfie stick.
Yo, stop. What's wrong with you?
Stop it, man.
Fuck.
Damn, yo.
I'm not laughing.
I'm not either.
That's my guy.
I'm sorry.
This is my guy.
Mine too.
And my phone will ring.
Oh, sorry. And it's my guy. I'm sorry. That's my guy. Mine too. And my phone will ring. Oh, sorry.
And it's just, for me, and I'm not going serious,
I'm serious out here, but that's like a revenge porn threat.
It is.
Yes.
Niggas got to stop.
Y'all got to stop.
Who y'all?
Y'all.
You, y'all.
You, Park, Selfie Stick. Y'all. Y'all can to stop. Who y'all? Y'all. You, y'all. You, Park, selfie stick.
Y'all.
Y'all can't do that.
You can't threaten me with revenge porn if my ass is up in your phone.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
And let me tell you something.
That story, that's my guy, so I tried to not get all the way into it.
But that story is a lot going on, a lot of moving parts.
A lot.
There is.
Do niggas be that open, though?
Like, pussy that good?
Pause.
No, I'm just saying, you be, no, no, no, not open like that.
But the pussy that good that you're
going to spread your ass cheeks and have her take a picture of
it or do it for her?
It is when it starts sounding like the car wash.
Oh, shit.
When that shit start going.
I don't care.
Let's talk about Ish.
We're not doing that.
Ish, come on.
You good, my nigga. What are y'all saying? I don't care Let's talk about it We not doing that Come on Come on
You good
What are y'all saying
Yeah
What are y'all saying
For the people that are listening
I was about to say
Nigga
It ain't that much car wash
In the world
At all
At all
It ain't no macaroni and cheese
It ain't no
Talk about it
Motherfucking tuna salad
It ain't nothing
That's gonna make me
Sit in front of no camera
And let no girl
Take a picture of my asshole.
Yeah, big ish.
All right,
you're not having
the real conversation.
What are you talking about?
That is real.
You got to stop trying to...
All right, that's cool,
but my conversation
is not based on
would you tote your ass
up in the end.
That's not...
So what's the conversation
about, Jeff?
Because it's a funny thing
to make note of here,
but what I get
from the story
that they told is one
that I think many men could relate to girl gets pregnant goes to the guy guy
is like now may not be the best time for that for me and what I'm trying to do
with my life in my career or you like you want to do this with me girl says
alright let me go see what I can do
because she still loves the nigga, or like the dude.
Girl goes, doctor says, whatever you thought you was,
whatever WebMD said is not where you at.
You a little further along.
It's the same story that the Chris Sean Rock girl
just finished telling.
Like, this is a common story where women say,
but then I saw the little fetus and I saw that baby moving and then I just tried my is
you wanna go to the store some man cuz I know this should be triggering you did
you not see the text message before where he was saying that he wanted to
have a baby he wanted to have a baby with her you saw that I read the whole
story that's how those that's how those texts so niggas be open and doing it no
niggas are lying you want it initially No niggas be lying
You want to be compassionate
To your pregnant partner
And say
Yo nah
This is the life
I always wanted
You really setting it up
For the week
Two week
Three week let down of
What we really about to do
So the plan is
To build you up
Just to take you down
I mean via text
You're not
That's not
I think that's too serious
Of a conversation
To have via text
True So what do you Nothing about my response Should be text If I'm feeling like I mean via text You're not That's not I think that's too serious Of a conversation To have via text True
So what do you
Nothing about my response
Should be text
If I'm feeling like
I'm not ready for this
I agree
You can't text that
And it come off right
I agree
True
And you can't ignore her
And that come off right
So you say something
That's even keel
You say something
Like
I can't wait to have the baby
That's not even keel
That's not even keel
At all
That is nowhere near even I read that whole shit I can't wait to have the baby. That's not even Kiel. That's not even Kiel at all.
That is nowhere near even. I read that whole shit.
He said, I can't wait.
He called, he named his son Penny.
I can't wait till little Penny come.
I read that whole shit.
Like, oh, look at this.
I hate when niggas, don't do that.
Niggas lie to women all the time.
We say shit that we do not mean at all to women.
So cool.
I'm not talking about him.
I'm no longer talking about him.
That's the problem.
That's the problem, nigga.
We're not talking about him.
When you start lying and a girl internalizes your lie, then is she wrong?
Right.
No.
For acting on something that you told her?
No, nigga.
And this isn't even just a little tiny lie.
This is about sharing a child.
I mean, we do.
I'm being phony.
We do lie.
I don't know what type of podcast cap y'all sitting here doing.
But I'm going to let y'all talk. No, no, no, no. We do lie I don't know what Type of podcast Cap y'all sitting here doing But I'm gonna let y'all talk
No no no
We do lie
But at some point
When you get a certain age
Those lies don't fly
Or
Or
We live in such an ideal world
Or
The dude
Wants the baby with Shorty
Okay
Like is excited
And is naturally texting those things
And then he go talk to his favorite aunts
And his uncles
And his mom and his dad
and he talk to some
other people
and they start slapping
some sense into the nigga
about the girl.
Yo, I seen the girl
just fucking outside
the shark bar two weeks ago.
You really want to have
a baby with this girl?
That happens
and then the dude
could change his mind.
That's true.
Dudes have rights
in this fucking process.
I was laughing
the other morning.
I used to be laughing myself.
How my cousin handled having his baby
and how I handled having my baby
couldn't be more polar opposite.
He handled that shit like a scientist.
Whatever doctor shit he needed to know,
life roots, your pad, your cousin,
what your family did in the 60s, 50s,
he knew it.
When Sin called me, I was doing a podcast.
Yo, I'm pregnant. What you want to do?
That was it.
Are you ready? You ready? I had a baby.
I'll just go. You want one? I'm ready for one.
That was it.
Every male
ain't so
experienced. First of all, males
don't even know how to communicate. But he got four kids.
That is the truth.
And you can't speak
to the standing of his.
That don't have nothing
to do with nothing.
That don't have nothing
to do with nothing.
I'm just saying that
you say every male what?
He said males don't know
how to communicate.
I disagree with that too.
I'm not, I'm just.
Oh, please.
We don't know
how to communicate.
You don't got nothing
to say off the rip.
But we can't pick and choose
when we gonna be adults about adult shit. Fucking right. We can't pick and choose when we're going to be adults about adult shit.
Fucking right.
We can't pick and choose like now, oh, we're just joking and I'm leading you on or I decided not to.
Nigga, you said it.
You got to stand in it.
Because at the end of the day, it's her decision.
It's not back in the days we ****.
Yep.
Or get them ****.
That's true.
No disrespect.
Let's find a time mark there.
But it's not back in the days.
It happened.
I know.
Come on man
I'm not going to lie
To people
I'm not going to lie
To people
This is my thing
And I feel even funny
Talking about homeboys business
What I'm saying is this
If you text a girl
Yo I couldn't be happier
Let's have a kid
She's going to internalize that
It's the same thing
As when we tell girls
Yo I love you
They internalize that
So now if you was just gaming
And you don't love the girl And you told her I love you they internalize that so now if you was just gaming and you don't love the girl
and you told her I love you and you led her on and now she starts to um move like that's what you
said yeah my nigga we gotta stand in that too I've lied to a million girls I'm not sitting here
playing the high road I'm saying but when you lie to it's like you tell a girl right let's say
hypothetically you got a girlfriend you tell a girl you right? Let's say hypothetically, you got a girlfriend. You tell a girl,
you don't got a girlfriend.
And she see you holding hands in the mall
after she sucked your dick last night.
She's coming up.
She's going to turn up.
Yeah.
Right?
But if I told you,
yo, I got a girl.
This is what it is.
I'm in a relationship with my girl.
It's a serious relationship.
I'm not leaving my girl.
If we fucking,
we fucking on the side
and you taking that position,
she don't have a right to come up to you is my opinion.
And she know if she come up, whatever happens
after that, no.
She do?
I'm not saying that she won't.
Y'all want it in reality. Sucker for love type shit.
No, that's reality.
If I tell you that I got a wife and you try
to come up to me in the mall, nigga,
shit gonna be like Avalon in 03, nigga.
There's shit gonna be an earthquake in there.
You know, you saw, don't approach me.
At some point he told the girl that he didn't want a child with her.
Gotcha. He has a right to change his mind.
He has a right to change his mind.
No, he said it to her like that happened.
He said, what you gonna do? When she said she was pregnant,
before that it was, let's have the baby and all,
I can't wait. Then he said, what you gonna do?
I didn't see that part. Okay, but there's a time factor here where I'm not sure what the space of time is where he said, yes, I do want the kid.
And then he tells her he didn't.
How far along was she?
And that's the part that we can't do it now because I'm going to come off as insensitive.
I got you.
But at a later point, that's the part that I want to put under investigation.
Let me believe that part.
Because let's just say that she's just like, all right, you don't want this?
Fine, I'm not going to do this by myself, and I'm going to get the procedure done.
But there's a cutoff in which you can get the procedure done.
That's what I'm saying.
So that's a really important part of the story.
Here's the thing, though.
Like, I'm going to put my cape on for him.
Like, she said after they got jumped, things change.
Rightfully so.
Right?
You got attacked, embarrassed, whatever happened.
You know what I'm saying?
She said that, like, things change.
So I kind of understand, like, he's probably not in the head space anymore.
Nigga ain't jumping me, my girl.
He's probably not in that space anymore.
So things can change.
Oh, she was with him when he got jumped?
Yeah.
She was with him. She punched him in the face. She was fighting, too Oh, she was with him when he got drunk? Yeah. She was with him.
She punched him in the face.
She was fighting too.
She was in the fight.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-mm.
A lot of shit might have changed
and then...
What are you...
Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Sorry, no,
and then they said that,
you know,
the way she was talking
about the fight,
you know,
when it happened,
how she was talking about it,
he could have got...
There's a lot of things
that could have played
until he didn't want
to have the baby
with this woman anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
There's a lot of things that she may have to take account of.
Pick a side of the fence and stay there.
With me?
Yeah, fuck out of here.
Don't come to me right now.
I'm not on your side.
I just remember that she got jumped.
I just remember.
I'd be so ready to go in because cop on my man,
so that's why.
But.
Ish, what do you think of what Melissa had to say?
This nigga, boy.
You, boy.
This nigga is a monster.
Yeah, go ahead ahead Walk the plank
I don't think it's a plank
I think that
Often times
Oh man
He be so frustrated
He took this job
Look
Cause he know what he doing
Look he know what he doing
I think when the time factor
Comes into play
Right
I think sometimes
People use that
To their advantage
I think that You could that to their advantage.
I think that you could have been pregnant
for two months,
three months,
and they ain't say nothing.
So you ran out the clock.
And that's where
your nutty brain was going.
That's why you're sitting here
looking.
That's why you're sitting here
piercing my soul
with your eyes.
I'm trying to find my man.
Just over there in the corner
dribbling it out.
Yeah, he over there like,
yo, now I'm going to pass it to you
at the 23rd and a half second
to shoot the ball.
Because I'm not going to do
a gender war.
Me neither.
I don't want to do that.
That's why I said I didn't want to do that.
But Melissa says a lot of
gender war-ish type shit.
So why you ain't go to war, nigga?
Pull your gun out.
Don't come over here to me.
The doctor said 10 to 12 weeks.
Depending on what state you're in.
Yeah.
Especially today.
Yeah, that's true.
Give me more.
Tell me more.
Certain states have a longer time.
Exactly.
Oh, well, I'm talking about minimum.
I'm just on minimum.
Yeah, certain states.
No, certain states of the four months.
You can do six.
Six?
Oh.
Certain states is six.
Certain states is four.
It depends on the state.
Well, up here, I can only speak for here.
They say 10,
I don't know what you're talking about,
10 to 12 weeks
that you're too far along,
we going.
All right,
and we can get all that shit
out of here.
We looked it up.
Jersey is what,
14 weeks?
14 weeks.
And New York is 24 weeks.
Even longer.
Which strengthens our point,
Melissa.
A lot of women,
in our experience, and I've had this talk to
like ma you didn't know did you miss your period last month why it was a long
late but I just figured that that's when it's always I just figured that next
month or it was spotty and I didn't that's when that comes out but that
means that you missed one two and I'm this is saying this is uh sans the women that get pregnant
while still experiencing period it's some women i'm not talking about that but for the for the
rest average or the most common situation you missed one two or not even missed but something
was funny for three cycles and now you're having this pregnancy conversation with me right that looks away
it looks away
I could see that
intentional correct
yes
I could see that
and then you know
a guy
you
emotions be high
you be sitting on a fence
you evaluate in your life
you evaluate in a long term
relationship
which when you get pregnant
or you have a child
it is a very long term
relationship
it's not 18 years.
It's 30, 40 years with this particular individual.
And so now you kind of evaluate that.
So before you make a decision, you're like,
now while you thinking and pondering it over for a week,
she done missed the cutoff time.
You pondering it over for 10 days,
she missed the cutoff time.
Some niggas stick their heart out.
You pondering it over for 10 days, she missed the cutoff time.
Some niggas stick their heart out.
And a lot of times when we communicate that we don't want the baby, that girl goes to disappear for a few months. And now you're just sitting there with your balls clenched between your fucking thighs.
She do.
She's gone.
Well, you don't know what you're going to do.
And even this young lady, off of him, she said, hey, he told me that.
I cut his phone off.
I'm reading that shit like, wait, that's backward.
Yes, you need a new ring.
You got to get a new ring.
Come on, that's very Fred Flintstone.
You sound like the T-Mobile, the old T-Mobile commercial.
They updated the ring since then. That's Flintstone. That is the T-Mobile ring. Fix it-Mobile commercial. They updated the ring since then.
It's Flintstone.
That is the T-Mobile ring.
Fix it, though.
Pardon me.
Change it.
Y'all can't do, like, customized rings?
Yeah, I could.
This nigga's crazy.
It's old school, right?
Where you at?
The whole city behind us.
You might as well just...
You might as well have a chirp.
Stupid, man.
Yo, randomly, I just think about the chirp times.
You just be somewhere, and a nigga at your phone chirp,
and somebody start talking.
Yo, where the fuck you at, nigga?
Wait, what?
No, no, that's just.
Wait, what?
Fuck them times.
I'm in the stupid.
Nigga, you chirping back out loud now.
Nah, ain't nothing.
Just with these hoes.
Just getting it poppin'.
You have one of them?
Yes.
I had one.
I was cool-ish.
I had a church.
You never had one?
You didn't have one-ish?
No, he had a Blackberry.
That guy had a girlfriend.
He was running around saying, Blackberry is the most liable phone.
90% of Blackberry send an email every time you want to send one.
I had a girlfriend.
This shit was the waves, huh?
I know.
And you got waved, I.
You did.
Nobody used the call service.
No one. I know. It was all church. All did nobody use the call service. No one no no sure
Shorty hit you with you when you got 130 when you with your girl with the other voice. Hey, that's your fault
She is well, they sure
Okay, not a change. Oh, they're gonna turn that speaker off. It was all right then which was the latest when you had a 60
But another I'm too cool to know what the numbers what I had the burgundy one had, the 860? Or the 930? Dog, I'm too cool to know what the numbers were. I had the burgundy one.
Yeah, the burgundy one.
The one that little purple looking.
The one in the commercial.
The one that they wanted.
You had the old one.
The one Ludacris had.
That was the old one.
That was the first one, 730.
I don't know.
What did the 830 look like?
It was one that was a slim one.
The 860.
Oh, no.
Ew!
Ew! I was fired
Ew
You crazy
I was fired
Ew nigga we moved on
To the sidekick by then
What the fuck is you talking about
Nigga I had a T-Mobile deal
So I know that
Ew
A slim chirp
That's corny
The slim chirp was fire
Web would have never used that
Show me a picture
You let
Yo you let
I wasn't
I can't believe you let
I wasn't being in no spot
I can't Hey I can't believe you let. I wasn't being in no spot. I can't.
Hey.
I can't believe you let Webb down.
How?
You still outside?
Why she want none of you outside still?
It's 1.30 in the morning.
Round of applause for Robert De Niro.
Let me see that little.
That shit was fire.
I had this one too.
Take it back,
you phony ass nigga.
I had this one.
Take it back. I had this one, but you described back, you phony ass nigga. I had this one. Take it back.
I had this one, but you described it wrong.
It's the one with the digital screen.
I had both of them.
This nigga here, yo.
I did.
That's when they robbed us, by the way.
They robbed us with that one.
Robert De Niro, round of applause.
Expecting a baby.
At 79 years old.
I think he had a baby.
Oh, had a baby?
Had a baby. At 79 years old. I think he had a baby. Oh, had a baby? Had a baby.
At 79 years old.
Congratulations either way.
Either way.
A blessing any time a beautiful baby is born,
comes into the world.
How old is the baby mom, though?
Let me see if I can find it.
44.
I thought he was married to a black woman.
He was.
Grace Hightower.
But they got a divorce.
Oh, shit. What happened?
Oh, shit.
What?
Excuse me?
What?
And that was Melissa, everyone.
Shut up.
Shit.
You got an age?
I can't find an age.
Yeah, they don't got an age.
Some little tender on you.
I bet she ain't 68.
I bet she ain't.
I bet she ain't 52. All right. Well, shout out to Robert De Niro. I bet you he ain't say no, get rid of that.
And yo, 79, you still out here laying them down.
That's nice.
My granddad was laying them down at 79.
Okay, so her name is Tiffany Chen.
Ah, la la la, Chen.
I wonder if I'm going to be 80 years old,
busting up the club.
If y'all can't find her age,
then it was concealed from me.
She doesn't look super young, though.
Like, she doesn't look like 25 or anything like that.
How old does she look?
Can I see?
I would say she looks about
35,
36-ish. That's super young when you're 80.
No, listen, I get...
Listen, Al Pacino's dating a fucking
29-year-old. He's 82.
So, she ain't that.
You said she don't look super young and went up
10 years from 25. Hey, yo, dog.
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro out here.
She looks super young to be with an 80-year-old man.
It's okay, baby.
What else is going on?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Would y'all want to be that?
What?
Damn, never mind.
80 and having kids?
Yes.
80 and putting my penis in a 35-year-old?
I said 80 and having kids.
So at 80, would you put your penis in an 80-year-old?
No.
I'm with Rob.
Can you fix the mic, please?
I'm with Rob.
I'm with Al, too.
Okay.
What I'm saying is, no, when you up, up, and they rich, rich,
it's not the same exact struggle as having a kid when you 40.
Got you.
You know what I'm saying?
Or when you ain't got no money.
The last dinner will get treated the worst.
The who?
The last dinner will get treated the worst.
That little baby ain't going to get treated nice.
By who?
By the older kids.
When they get older, they're going to be crazy.
That should be real with that issue.
It'd be real.
I think they said his oldest kid is like 50.
That's crazy.
With a newborn as a brother, a sister.
Come on, dog.
Talk that shit, Rob.
Come on, dog.
The young one.
Talk that shit, Rob.
Y'all niggas is crazy.
What decision that the baby going to make when he get older?
Congratulations to Rob.
Thank you, Rob.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
We love you.
Shout out to Rob.
She's a Tai Chi instructor. Melissa Ford, put your phone down. Please. Thank you very much. We love you. Shout out to Rob. She's a Tai Chi instructor.
Melissa Ford,
put your phone down.
Please.
Thank you.
We appreciate it.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Jonathan Majors
hit with another one.
Another one bites the dust.
Yeah, so Jonathan Majors,
he virtually appeared in court.
His court date was May 8th
and that's when the judge
hit him with another DV charge
and also told him
that there was a
protective order that he needed
to adhere to. So,
this new charge carries one year
in jail. Question, the new
charge is a different person?
No. Or they just added a charge to the same case?
They added a new charge to the same case.
That's different.
Okay.
Alright, so that's drastically different.
It is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not to me.
No, because I thought it was a whole different female.
No.
Spells the same thing to me.
JM.
Bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye,bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
I'm fouling this tonight.
Oh, shit.
His next court case is scheduled for June 13th,
and the judge told him that if you do not appear in person, I'm issuing a warrant for your arrest.
Bye, bye, bye.
It's in New York.
He pissed somebody off, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He ain't pay his initiation fee or something.
He ain't do something.
Something happened.
Something happened.
I'm telling you, something happened.
Is it a fall from grace?
Or is he still falling?
I'm just saying.
He looks like he's still falling.
Okay.
I guess the Creed story is going to focus on the daughter
sooner than they thought.
The daughter will be boxing.
She will definitely be boxing.
They bring it back still on.
Yeah, I'm going to say bring Sly right back in.
They bring Sly right back.
Yeah.
Sly probably set that whole shit up.
Creed, the new Creed going to start.
He's going to start with that.
25 years in the future.
14 years.
The year is 2057.
Nah, what they did was they said, OK, Marvel, so y'all not going to replace him, right?
Watch this.
We're going to add to it.
He's going to keep putting pressure on.
They're trying to get him out of here.
And once all other companies and shit started pulling away,
okay, we got him.
Oh, the big one's still standing?
We'll add a little bit more to it then.
Marvel might chill for two years and see how it flows.
Nigga, you can't chill for two years.
You can't.
Good luck to that gentleman, man.
Yeah, good luck to him. You can't chill Good luck to that gentleman, man. Yeah, good luck to him.
Can't chill.
Especially now, two years,
especially with the strike going on.
Good luck to him unless he did that shit.
Free you in advance.
Good luck if you're innocent.
I'm using that. My new shit.
Yeah, I'm using that.
That's good, that's good.
Yeah, that's good,
because now you get the, you know. Yeah, it buys you some one. That's good, that's good. Yeah, that's good, because now you get the, you know.
Yeah, it buys you some time.
It's best to move forward.
Yo, and a totally unrelated story that has nothing to do with nothing.
I think about my pinky is broke.
Like, all of us that hold
this fucking stupid iPhone like this,
like this,
with this weight laying on your fucking pinky
every day.
That's dangerous, yo.
I think we need to find a new way to hold this iPhone.
Hey, Joe, you got the ring on the back of your phone.
I'm also a man.
Why do you have the ring on your phone?
Because I like this case.
Oh, you thought I got this ring.
I was just wondering.
Nah, you trying to play me.
I will.
So you're going to take selfies.
Huh?
I will hope you don't.
You thought I did this?
Ice, you thought that I did this with my phone?
I was wondering why you had the ring on your phone.
Have you ever seen me do this with my phone?
Dogs, I wasn't judging you.
Any man out there with the ring on the back of their phone,
you can't use the ring part.
I would have cut that off.
That's why I'm like, he got the ring.
That shit fire, though.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's not fire.
I'm not going to use it, but it's fire.
Men shouldn't use that.
But they should take pictures of their ass and send it.
With that little ring, you'd probably get it off.
Don't use the platform to diss people because you have friends.
Because you friends with people that have a beef with them.
Because I am cool with Freddie.
So now you are putting me in a spot because you are repping for Jim.
And if you're going to do that,
then I'm going to start
talking about how your man
didn't even let the teeth
settle in his fucking mouth yet
before he started getting crazy.
So,
what do you want to do?
We can do whatever
you want to do.
You're talking to me.
Drink, drink.
I'm not the one
to talk to like that.
Whatever you want to do,
we can do.
Let me put this down.
Because you didn't call me all weekend and say that.
What do you mean I didn't call you all weekend?
I did call you this weekend.
No, that weekend.
That's not what you said.
It wasn't whatever you want to do, you can do.
Sure.
Humble up.
No, I'm not humbling up, nigga.
Don't talk to me like that.
Don't talk to me like that.
That's your man.
But no, you know what?
I'm going to chill because, you know, psych?
Nigga, no. But if you ask me know what? I'm going to chill because, you know, psych? Nigga, no.
But if you ask me to chill,
I'm going to chill.
But if you challenge me,
I'm going to go.
I don't want to challenge you.
So ask me to chill on camera.
Ask me to chill.
Put your ego aside
and ask me to chill.
Now, no.
Now, no.
Can I get my bread?
Now, no.
What bread? You're supposed to pay me on Monday and you didn't pay me at all. That's why I shouldn't have paid you all that $1,000. now no now no can I get my bread now no what bread
you was supposed to pay me
on Monday
you didn't pay me at all
that's why I shouldn't
have paid y'all that thousand dollars
cause he think I owe him
a thousand dollars now
I have nothing to do with that
my shit was viral
no not just that
you could have paid me my money
and nobody would know
anything about it
yeah
where you get them
air forces with the peach
here you go changing the subject
y'all pay attention
y'all said it
look
they said the way Joe
navigates out of pain flip is fire no and some of them out there do He's going to change the subject. Y'all pay attention. Y'all said it. Look, they said the way Joe navigates
out of paying flip is fire.
No.
And some of them out there do think
I need to change the subject
to avoid paying flip $1,000.
I know there's some people watching
that believe that.
You promised me Monday, bro.
I got you, bro.
Not right now.
You did all that to them?
No, because that means
you're showing favoritism.
Focused on the show right now.
I didn't do theirs on the show.
I can't do yours.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't. I waited. I said I was theirs on the show. I can't do yours. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
I waited.
I said I was going to do it.
The audience don't care.
Anyway, Tory Lanez.
It should be news in right now because today we were supposed to find out if he was going
to be granted a new trial.
Didn't sound too promising from the tweet's eye, right?
Didn't sound promising at all.
Kicking people out the courtroom and all types of shit, right?
From what I read, yes, it sounded like
the judge didn't got,
it sounded like
they ain't got time
for none of this shit
that they on.
They made them on up.
They're standing by
their decision.
Well, they just don't want
the media circus
that came along
with the last shit.
They invited the media circus.
The court?
Yes, they invited
that media circus.
That's LA.
This is going to be
a media circus.
Yeah.
But that was one of the points
I saw Tory's new defense bring up.
It's like, dog, I'm reading the case.
They referred to him the whole time as Torrey Lanes.
Yeah, I saw that too.
Why would you be talking to this guy as Torrey Lanes
and he's Daystar or whatever his name is?
You didn't help to humanize him.
That's true.
And you're just feeding into the mess
because Daystar won't get the attention.
Mm-hmm.
I also read something about the new defense.
The new defense wouldn't have bothered
to bring up the love triangle
that the old lawyer brought up with the whole kelsey and
may said it didn't connect in the courtroom and it helped to feed into the misogynistic
rapper stereotypes that they were already painting about but the defense brought that
brought the love triangle up because they were trying to say that it was um that makes sense to
us it makes sense in in my barbershops and That Kelsey was the one that shot her. That was why the defense
brought it up. Yeah, but if you never
say, if you never get to,
yo, Kelsey is the person that shot
this girl. This is how she did that. You never do
none of that? No, you don't want to do that. You don't want to
do that. In the article that I read, it said that they
were doing a masterful job of
leaving the reasonable doubt open
that potentially Kelsey shot her.
You don't want to say, yo, she shot her.
You want to leave it open
to say maybe she did.
I couldn't disagree more.
Hold on, let me finish.
Maybe she did, maybe she didn't.
They said where they fucked up is
when the lawyer,
the defense attorney,
mentioned the interview.
Now you're opening it back up.
And when they mentioned the interview,
because the judge had already
made the interview be inadmissible. When the defense
attorney mentioned the interview, now that allowed the prosecution to bring the interview into
testimony. And that was one of the big things that fucked him up. When they interviewed the girl,
Kelsey, for two hours plus, and she was saying all of that shit, the judge had already ruled
that inadmissible to the defense attorney mentioned it in court. And when he mentioned it in court, now it's fodder.
I mean, now it's go time.
But that's what they said.
So you definitely want to leave the reasonable doubt.
Yes, you definitely want to leave the reasonable doubt open.
You don't want to say Kelsey shot her because Kelsey got on the table and gave a testimony that was damn near cool for them.
But Kelsey is also not on trial.
I know.
So you want to leave the reasonable doubt open.
No, I want to say the reasonable doubt open no I
want to say she did it no you don't to put her in jail no you don't she already struck a deal with
him I know you just want to leave it open that he may have did it because their whole thing is they
got to prove it was him beyond the reason yeah all you got to do is just leave a question of maybe
somebody else or you can flat out you can flat out say it's that person.
Yeah, I disagree.
I don't think they did a masterful job of that, number one.
And the jury clearly didn't walk away with that opinion either.
They walked away like...
No, because the other shit happened where they pulled Kelsey's testimony into the courtroom.
That and then that other witness was the two major pieces that fucked him up. But if your story about the Kelsey defense opening up the door with the O interview never comes up, the only eyewitness flipping is what I think would be a major concern.
Wait, wait, wait.
Time out, time out, time out.
My recollection of the trial was that he was found guilty of possessing the firearm
and shooting the firearm recklessly.
So who shot her doesn't even matter
because that's not what the charge
that he's being charged with is.
Yeah, but if you can't prove
he shot the gun,
it's no reckless use of a firearm.
That witness flipped.
What you said is why I'm refuting
what Ish is saying.
They didn't paint a clear picture of he intervened to try to stop a fight over a gun that was going on.
That wasn't made clear.
And again, we going around in circles.
Listen, I don't care.
Yeah, I think they did it on purpose.
It's over.
I don't think he's getting out.
I don't think he's getting out.
I don't know how much time he's going to have to do because sentencing hasn't happened yet.
So he said to the judge, his plea was, please don't ruin my life.
I could be your son.
I could be your brother.
So he's facing like 20 years.
That, I believe, is the max.
Yeah, not about to get to where he's going to get to.
No, I mean, I know.
Well, no, I actually don't know.
I don't know that.
I don't know that.
You're right.
I don't know that.
They offer the deal. You don't take the deal
You may have spent all this money
You may have
Sometimes they like to make
An example out of it
Do you remember the deal
Yeah
They was only
They was going to drop
Two of the major charges
And he could have pleaded out
To possession of a gun
Or some shit
Something light
And ended up with what
Surf would have took that
Resurf
Surf is the
Plead God boy You get what I'm saying Like it was some light shit That he could have taken He said no Not just that He ended up with what? Surf would have took that. Resurf. Surf is the plea God, boy.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It was some light shit that he could have taken.
He said, no, not just that.
And I think this, damn, this is a black man.
I don't want to.
But during his trial.
Did you talk yourself out of it?
Like during his trial, he didn't humble himself.
No, he didn't.
Exactly.
He didn't humble himself and stay low during the trial.
You running around, you smacking people, you doing a whole bunch of, you know, braggadocious shit.
Now that you in this hot water,
you want to come and humble yourself and say,
please don't take my life away.
Should have been acting humble.
You should have been doing that shit while you was in trial
and took that shit seriously.
You didn't.
And you was taunting Shorty like,
you should have just chilled the fuck out.
If you heard Chick's tape, Chick's 3 yesterday no no no have you heard it
though seriously all jokes are I did exactly that's the problem listen Tory
when lose a drawer I need you to call vibesibes Cartel people. He has the cleanest
jail studio I've
ever heard. Facts.
Facts. Vibes.
I don't know how he do it. None but slaps
coming out that jail.
I don't know how he do it.
He might be hotter now.
Somehow, right?
Yeah, you need to get in that Vibes studio.
Get chicks taped out.
This nigga stupid, yo.
We're burning on the golf.
Fuck out of here, nigga.
Tiger Wu.
Yeah.
This nigga stupid.
Come on.
This nigga Tiger Wu.
You don't remember that movie?
It's all right, bro.
What movie?
Tell me.
Shaft.
When the nigga Peoples was like,
you play golf?
Tiger Wool.
What year did that come out?
Old fight.
2010?
2015?
Oh, New Shaft?
Yeah, it was the remake.
Look at you trying to be funny.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at you trying to be funny.
I ain't watch no New Shaft.
With his son?
With his son? Something with his son I ain't watching no New Shaft. With his son?
Something with his son?
Oh, man.
New Shaft.
Ew.
Y'all are disgusting, sir.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Finesse two times.
This is funny.
All right, well. I don't know if this is true or not.
What did he do now?
Finesse two times.
Had a show out in Alabama.
And he sent his brother to go perform.
Gave him a little ski mask.
People in the audience
started taping it.
Like, wait,
that ain't finessed two times.
That is not him.
So he finessed?
He finessed one time.
Again?
He finessed one time.
Well, he's already got two.
This is the third time,
at least.
At the very least.
How'd he find out?
Yeah.
What do you mean,
how'd he find out?
He's out looking.
He look like him. What do you mean, how they found out? It looked like him.
What do you mean, how did they find out?
It's people like you that's making artists do stuff like this.
How did they find out that wasn't him underneath the mask?
He didn't lip sync?
I would hope he looked like him.
The vocals was like, nigga, you don't,
whenever your voice come on that mic,
it don't sound like the song, nowhere near.
We know that's not you.
Come on out.
What are y'all talking about?
Y'all don't need to pontificate everything.
That ain't him.
You don't get that?
The fuck?
I hate
real podcasters.
I hate them. Y'all be serious when it's out of here.
How did they come to
find out? Nigga, it wasn't him.
That's why. What the fuck are you
talking about? We want the proof, nigga.
That's it. He pulled the are you talking about? We want the proof, nigga. That's it.
Ha!
He pulled the mask off.
Ha!
It's not me.
And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Oh, shit.
What do you mean?
They called him up on the phone, said, yo, dawg, we got to do something about this.
And Finesse, he didn't really unconfirm what they were saying.
He didn't say
nah y'all lying
and y'all wrong
it was
see what happened
was
they got
flying some shit
going on
yo I'm telling y'all
anybody that does that
automatically goes
on my wall of fame
MF Doom
rest in peace
Jeremiah
there was someone
else who did that
somebody else did it too
Jeremiah did it too.
Jeremiah did it too?
Somebody with a twin I think.
Yeah, he did it.
Now somebody did it with a twin or some shit.
There's one more that we missing.
Yeah.
I ain't mad at that shit.
And finessed two times.
Oh, God.
I wanted to do this from years ago.
I wanted to do this back in 04, but it was looked at like... Well, it wasn't looked
at like anything.
Taboo.
But in 04, I wanted to send somebody else to the show.
Man, go ahead and do Pump It Up real quick.
Get this money.
I was mad as shit looking at my brother in the face.
You don't look nothing like me.
You can't pass, bro.
Fuck.
Stupid, yo.
Anyway, shout out to Finesse.
I'm not mad at that shit, bro.
I like that idea.
I'm sorry.
Except the getting caught part.
If you can get it off, get it off.
He got him. It's the get it off, get it off.
He got him.
It's the era of the scammer, man.
No, no, no.
The era of the scammer passed.
COVID, that was the era of the scammer.
I'm talking about the scam. And nobody still ain't talking about their taxes.
Era of COVID.
I can't wait to watch the doc.
I hope they call me to do that doc.
Sometimes they call me for things.
It ain't going to come out for like 20 years, 25 years.
Nah, maybe 15 now.
Nah, 15 now.
With the COVID scam doc.
Hulu's got one that works right now.
Hulu about to put one out soon.
They jump right to it.
Shit is crazy.
Yeah, what they just announced,
hey you guys, COVID is no longer a national health crisis.
Nigga, the head of the CDC just retired
because they found all these lies.
But keep it moving.
I don't think that's why he retired.
It's a lady.
I don't think that's why she retired.
I think she cashed out her COVID stock.
COVID stock!
Chuck the deuces on you, nigga.
Go live it.
Let me ask you something.
You think nobody has stock in COVID?
I think people, absolutely.
In COVID?
Things related to COVID, yes.
No COVID.
Fill me in, bro.
Pause.
Pause.
Look at you, one of you spreading.
Spreading it.
Spreading it.
You're not doing that.
It's not even close
Well there's no laughing
It's like that
But nah they definitely
COVID
Niggas made the phone calls
And came up up
Up up
Up
Moderna stock was $20
Before that
Shit went to $482 a share
Before that they came up
Yeah
Right when shit started going bad
Sell sell sell sell sell You should've took your little Spotify money than $82 a share. Before that, they came up. Yeah. Right when shit started going bad.
Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell.
You should've took your little Spotify money
and just dumped it
all in Moderna
and we'd've been up, up.
Spotify ain't give me
my money.
That was the problem.
That was the problem.
Spotify did not
give me that
good money.
Oh, man.
Do we care?
I care.
Fuck it, I'm not asking y'all shit.
Word of word crime.
He killed this too.
He was rapping a little bit.
He killed this shit.
A lot of it. I'm cross-legged in my sanctuary like a Buddhist I'm cross-eyed from this weed I'm smoking that's colored bluish
This gun is my son, I'm the father of Draco like Lucius
Ugh, make sure there's no confusions
I'm a great white, I can eat these barracudas
See who I am? You're stupid, it's nice to meet you
I just put this hole in the ground for you like a soccer cleats shoe
I see why they call you Jackman
You Jackman's whole swag swag get Drake his flow back man
I eat rappers like Pac-man must I regurgitate and show you who's in my stomach from the last dance
I battle rap no Instagrams are yelling at the cam. Damn. Y'all may be the villain when all along I've been Batman
Take that, Jack.
Who raps better, MGK or Jack Harlow?
MGK.
MGK.
MGK.
When he's rapping?
Yeah.
Who makes better songs?
Probably Jack.
Jack.
Yeah.
It's Jack.
Yeah, it's Jack.
It's Jack.
No, I was just trying to think what was better than Wild Boy, but yeah, it's Jack. Yeah, it's Jack. It's Jack. No, I was just trying to think what was better than Wild Boy, but yeah, it's Jack.
It's Jack as of right now.
What do we think of this?
What you mean?
I mean, what do we think of this?
Anybody with some ears see that he smoked that shit.
Yeah, but who cares about that?
What do you think of it?
Yeah, just the fact that he did it.
We ain't heard from him since he just eminem, right?
I love that though. I like the love up in his man's backyard looking like I just predict the weight bench
Yeah with the weird head that was hard. I like that. I
Like the fact that I didn't go to the blogs
I didn't go to Instagram and right on the white pit on the on the black page
I went to the booth you said you would have what he said. What was the Jack Harlow line the second
the booth you said you would have what he said what was the jack harlow line the second greatest yeah after him and him okay cool if you say that you have to expect for people to respond but that's
the way to respond though that's what i'm saying i don't like the go cut the camera on and start
yelling at your camera and put it out on instagram i don't like that as a response and it was nice
because it's just a quick jab and then I'm going to keep rapping well around it.
That's it.
I miss that.
I miss people,
if it's over rap
and over I feel I rap
better than you,
then what I'm going to do
is rap.
I see why they call you
Jackman.
See, that's the thing too.
Like, if your name
is whatever your name is,
you got to think
of how other people
are going to flip
your name around.
That's right. I see why they call around. That's right up your alley.
I see why they call you that.
That's right up your alley.
You would have had about 14 more Jacks in there.
Of Jacks?
I wouldn't have ended without Jack Daniels coming into play.
I would not have ended.
Jack in a box.
You and a boy.
All the Jacks.
Yeah.
Passé Jack.
Jack Tripper.
All of the Jacks is coming out.
I'll put Jack in a box.
Jack in a box.
Hey, I know you're here.
I can hear you now.
You want to rap.
This one that goes right for me.
I don't want to rap.
This one that goes right for me.
No, I can hear you.
I can hear you now.
No, I'd have fun.
What?
The whole verse.
I wouldn't end it.
Yeah, you're the one crazy.
That's the thing.
Like, yo, even with the podcast niggas, you really got to be witty, yo.
Because this nigga, he's really a rapper that excelled in beef rap.
True.
You got to be witty, my nigga.
You jacked, man.
Oh, fuck.
It's not better than the beard is weird, but it's up there.
That's hilarious.
That was hilarious.
That was funny.
And it was true.
That shit was funny.
And it was true.
Who is the best white rapper?
I'm not including him in it.
Like now.
Oh.
We don't even know too many of them now.
There's not too many.
There's not that many.
MGK ain't been out for a while.
Drake.
That's funny.
Drake is Nigerian.
Yes.
Drake is Nigerian. is Nigerian You ignore this
Yellow off
Did I say that right?
Did I say that right?
That's funny sir
Ed Sheeran
That's funny
Crazy Y'all need help Let me the round of applause for Bronny James who has announced that he is going to USC
really really big deal especially when your dad didn't go to college at all like that's got to feel amazing to watch your son
Just go to school
That's gotta be good. Yeah, and you move to LA. It's good to see this type of shit come there. Just come to life said he got
7.2 million in NIL deals at the moment highest paid NIL NIL athlete it's amazing getting it mm-hmm asked to
be expected yeah legacy legacy legacy legacy Ronnie thing though you couple
mil up before you even graduate I was talking to somebody months ago I was at
a work gig and we were talking about Bronnie and I guess they were saying yo it's so hard to I was
supposed to have an interview with him and it's so hard to get on the phone with him because his
mom just the way that they guard him it's like you can't it was just so annoying and I'm listening
to this person I'm like yes annoying annoying Do you know who you're talking about?
A high schooler, first of all.
No, not just that. I'm protecting my son.
I've seen everything over the last 20 years.
We know what the vultures are, so I'm going to
protect my son from you niggas. Yeah, no doubt.
But also, he's in high school.
You shouldn't have access to high schoolers
for conversation at your whim.
That's opposite of AAU culture.
No, that's true true that's not true
no no i'm saying no you're right i mean you're right yeah high schoolers all the time that they
wanted they wanted not only talk to the people that can help them but they want their parents
to talk to them they want them to take the truck take the under the table brown bag money they want
that but the average high schooler ain't you ain't got lebron james yeah my father got a b
whatever bag you bring it well need i got a B. Whatever bag you bringing,
well need.
I got a go-yard bigger than that.
We good.
There's a lot of stories out there
of people being in high school
or last year
allowing agents to come
and fuck it up.
You know what I'm saying?
Lenny Cook was one of them.
Lenny Cook just texted me.
What I'm telling you is...
I want to have him come up here.
Your agent can't speak
to a nigga that... Your agent can't speak to a nigga that,
your agent can't do nothing for him.
My, damn near my uncle is the biggest agent in basketball.
You can't do nothing for me.
My father is a billionaire.
It's nothing that an agent can tell me.
I got you.
I don't need your money.
And past billionaire.
My father's the all-time leading scorer of the NBA. A lot of information comes with that. A lot of, I've been around camps. I've been need your money. And past billionaire. My father's the all-time leading scorer of the NBA.
A lot of information comes with that.
A lot of it.
I've been around camps.
I've been around the media.
I've been around all of that shit.
I sit down at dinner with my father every night.
Or whatever.
And again, Rich Paul has known me since birth.
What are you talking about?
You can't come in here and say nothing.
He probably knows more about the sports business than...
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Listen, I just want to say congratulations to Bronny.
Yeah, no doubt.
And LeBron and his wife.
The whole family.
The whole family.
The whole family.
They put a lot of pressure on that other brother.
Bryce.
Bryce.
They put a lot of pressure on him.
He looks like he's going to be the one, though.
That's everything I've been reading.
They've been saying he be the one, though. Everything I've been reading, they've been saying
he's the one.
What are you supposed to
read from the James family?
Not from him. No, I'm talking about
from the basketball scouts. They were saying
that he looks better than Bronny.
Bronny's improvements over the last year
and some change have been astounding, but
two years ago, they was like, he all right.
Yeah.
But the kid Bryce, they say, is amazing.
Y'all think we see Bronny and Bron play together?
Yeah.
I think on the same team, I don't know.
I think that LeBron now can go to a place where he can just chill.
And I'm going an average 18,
six and six.
He don't have to live out that.
LeBron don't have to live out that bullshit lie.
He told when the critics were saying that his son might not be as good as advertised.
That's when LeBron came out and said,
yo,
wherever you go,
I'm coming to play.
But he looks like he'll be fine on his own.
Now I don't see them playing together,
especially not with LeBron looking like he's going to the Western Conference finals.
Now, the draft is next year for him, for Albrani.
If he's one and done.
He probably will be.
He probably will be one and done, we assume.
Most likely.
Most players of any type of notoriety are one and done.
Yeah.
And that one is just
because...
Because you have to.
Yeah, it's a requirement.
They talking about
changing that back.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, they talking
about changing the back.
Adding some other
little funky...
Some other loopholes.
Yeah, some other loophole.
If you don't go to college,
it's the new CBA.
It has to be two years.
The new CBA.
Two years G League
or something else
they're putting in there
we on sports
let's get right to it
Knicks ain't ready
for prime time man
not at all
I'll get right to it
not at all
I'll get right to it
it's not a shot
it's not a shot
I have many takes
I have many takes
one
is
the Knicks are not ready
for prime time
two is like I said the choreo over the weekend I forgot that he went to the finals takes. One is the Knicks are not ready for primetime. Two
is, like I said to Corey over the weekend,
I forgot that he went to the finals
a year or two years ago.
There's something
to be said for a team that's been there,
even if it ain't the same team. Same coach,
same core. I'm sick
of looking at Pat Riley and Alonzo Mourner
looking cool on the sidelines.
They look like money, right? They look too much like it, though.
Yeah.
Too much.
Miami glow.
Yep.
So one morning I was in Miami.
I was like, let me go to breakfast.
I went to my little French toast, my little spot.
They put the ice cream on top of the French toast, whatever that dessert shit is.
And they're sitting there.
I'm sitting at the table.
I got a girl with me along.
What?
Talking his life.
Ice cream on top of some toast.
Oh, yeah.
That shit that was down there, First Street.
Oh, Big Pink?
Big Pink.
Big Pink.
Little thought he's up.
Big Pink.
And why you was at Big Pink?
Oh, I was always at Big Pink.
After the club.
Let's go, man.
Brunch.
Hanging out.
Hanging out.
Hanging out.
That's what I'm Hanging out But anyway
I went there one morning
Alonzo Morning
Was sitting in there
Eating some healthy shit
Pressure
But he was like
Sitting there
He was man tall
Muscles and shit
Shoulders
Yeah
I walked down with him
And I'm just looking at him
That Miami sun
On his skin
He looked like he'd been rich
For a long time
Pat Riley took him
Did him right
Pat Riley
I like to see stuff like that.
Me too.
He groomed him.
He groomed him.
Same with Eric Spolster.
Same with Tim Hardaway.
Well, at least at some point it was.
I don't know if it might be Rocky now.
But I like to see that.
Even LeVar Ball kids.
We saw my LeBron and Bronny and Bryce.
LeVar Ball, when they was like, all right,
one of them is definitely going to get to the NBA.
They laughed at him when he said, I want to see all my kids in the NBA.
Yeah, he said it.
All three of them.
He said all of them going.
And they all went.
Well, two and a pop.
Two and a pop.
The other dude, he'll get a contract at some point.
He's going to get one.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Knicks.
Not ready for prime time at all.
Seem to not know what to do with fucking Jimmy Butler on a hobbled knee or Max Stross or Celeb Martin or that other little William Short dude that's pissing me off.
They annoy me now.
The niggas that you was dissing.
I'm still dissing them.
I'm still dissing them.
Good, yo.
I don't.
They are good.
So I'm not going to take anything away from the Heat.
They're beating whatever this is the Knicks are putting on the floor.
I also don't think that this is the Knicks.
They don't look hungry at all. This is not the Knicks are putting on the floor I also don't think that this is the Knicks this is they don't look hungry at all this is not the Knicks can you talk about the Lakers don't jump in on my team let me get my takes out you talk about your team the Knicks do not look
anywhere near the way they've looked all year they've been a better road team They had a better road team than home record, road record than home record.
And they look uninterested, not enthusiastic, lifeless out there quickly didn't play the last game.
I knew that was a recipe for disaster. They just look really, really, really, really bad.
And if none of that was confirmed for me, it got confirmed when they put the time out and Tom Thibodeau was in the timeout saying that
and then for some reason
after the game Julius Randle said to
Miami Heat maybe they just wanted
more than us. That was crazy.
That was crazy.
That first round was a
chip I guess.
It's not true. Something happened.
Something happened.
Something happened.
Well Julius was after that first round, right?
That was the first round, or was that in game one or the second?
Game two.
Game two, where he was tight.
He didn't play game one.
The only game that we won, he didn't play.
And now you come back, and we lose every single game that you back.
And that TV schedule that I talked about.
If there's something going on in the locker room,
one day in between games is not enough for us to fix it.
That's true.
Jalen Brunson didn't look like himself.
They just look like there's a growing frustration there.
Something is going on.
The Knicks look like pure shit.
And the second round for me is for us to get rid of the teams
that look like that.
Like, we want to cut on
quality basketball now
on Wednesday and Saturday.
And that last game,
I found myself saying,
yo, get these clowns
the fuck out of here.
Get them out.
Like, why am I,
I'm stopping my schedule
for the week.
I'm basing around
when the Knicks come on.
Yo, Knicks come on,
they go out and drop a, Saturday, we right back. Uh-uh. They go out and do that, nigga, suck my dick. I'm out of here. I'm outing around when the Knicks come on yo Knicks come on they go out and drop a
Saturday
we right back
uh uh
they go out and do that
nigga stop my dick
I'm outta here
I'm outta here
meanwhile the Lakers
Warriors series
I'm not playing
has been fucking excellent
no I ain't done
I'm still been
fuck outta here
Dolphin fans
step on my shit
stupid ass Miami
they go into the middle
they drive into the middle
of the lane and not even trying to put the ball in the hoop.
They just jumping in the middle and throwing it out.
Stupid-ass Knicks running all around scattered.
I'm like, yo, y'all don't see that they're not even attempting to lay the ball up when they drive to the middle.
Kevin Love, 45.
He put the ball in the hole driving in the middle.
What the fuck are y'all all standing there guarding
around for? They guarding Bam at the
three-point line.
They can't crack a zone.
When's the last time you seen a team
play zone defense the entire game?
It's disrespectful to watch.
Nigga, at the park, you wouldn't
let no team play zone the whole game.
You would hit one of them.
Throw the ball in
one nigga's face.
This shit is a fucking mess and a disgrace.
I do have the Knicks. Actually,
I'm not even counting on it. I don't care what happens.
They don't look good enough
for me to predict what
will happen.
They don't look good enough. I think they're one or two pieces
away. This is where you need
a Donovan Mitchell.
You need a Donovan Mitchell when your team can't figure out how to beat the zone
that they've been playing for two games straight.
Two games.
They ain't made one change.
I think Eric Spolstra's putting on the clinic and the coaching
and the adjustments.
He's out coaching Tom Thibodeau.
He made one change after game one and they didn't have to change nothing else.
They've been doing the same things since game two.
He ain't made no other change.
Every time Jalen Brunson touched the ball, put two niggas over there.
We playing zone.
They can't shoot.
And they just going to have to beat us like that.
He ain't done nothing else.
That's a coaching change.
If it ain't broke.
Bro, that's the thing.
The Knicks and Cleveland, this is my opinion.
I think Cleveland was the more talented team.
I think the Knicks bullied the shit out of Cleveland.
And Cleveland was soft.
The Knicks bullied them.
You can't bully the heat, yo.
I think you can.
I think you can.
I disagree.
They just not doing it.
They can't.
Because they look bipolar.
They look, something looks different.
You're not bullying Bam.
You're not bullying Jimmy, I mean, Jimmy Butler. You're not bullying them. You're not bullying Jimmy Gould. I mean, Jimmy Butler.
You're not bullying him.
So that shit that they was doing.
You named two people.
The two stars.
Donovan Mitchell did not show up.
Donovan McNabb did what he did.
He did not show up.
I'm shocked that you're saying we need Donovan Mitchell.
He didn't show up.
No, no, stop, stop, stop.
He didn't show up in the fucking Cleveland series.
I didn't say we need Donovan Mitchell.
He disappeared.
I'm saying that a player on the level of Donovan Mitchell, Dame Lillard.
Dame.
That's why you have those guys.
Devin Booker.
When you watch the Denver series, Denver be beating them the whole game.
And Devin starts going nuts.
On the left wing and then on the right wing, you got to deal with KD.
These are scorers.
Now what?
Now what you going to do?
You need somebody who can do that.
You're right.
Normally for the Knicks, that is Jalen Brunson, but I can't lie.
Having a shorter, skinnier, smaller player on him along with the double
appears to be frustrating.
And having teammates that don't seem like they want to play is frustrating, too,
as a team leader and point guard.
That looks annoying. I'm done. Knicks, nicks sayonara smoking on y'all uh what's today oh tonight smoking on y'all tonight i hope
that y'all have enough class dignity and self-respect to at least put up a valiant effort
in the garden and not embarrass yourselves at home go on the road and lose
Do it in Miami. Don't do it here in front of in front of us, please. Please no
For to sound a lot better than for one
Especially you won game one word one game. You can't lose four straight, but you is really only play with them
Right. What Quinn Grimes?
You should have went home
You my man, too, but you should have went home You my man too But you should have went home
You was out there
Doing absolutely nothing
You stood under the rim
And three players
Just kept grabbing
Offensive rebounds
I thought he was going to do good
I thought he was going to do good
Come on man
Help me out
What I'm doing
Tell me about the Lakers.
Come on.
Lakers, man.
Come on.
I broke it.
What's the Lakers series at right now?
3-1 Lakers.
3-1 Lakers.
Again, I just think I keep reiterating what I'm saying.
All right, don't do it again.
Dog.
Say something different when you're up 3-1.
Come on.
Nothing.
We look good in spurts.
I think the fact that we got Steph playing defense, which he don't play often.
We attacking Steph.
Everybody that gets the ball, they attack Steph.
And we making them play.
Steph's looking old.
Your father came in and said he never seen Steph look tired.
We've never seen Steph look tired.
Probably in the best shape in the whole NBA.
Yesterday, he looked low.
I mean,
the bigger problem was
Klay didn't do shit.
But Klay goes through spells
where he don't do shit.
Then he'll go through a spell
where he just
scores 27 in the quarter
and you'd be like,
what the fuck?
Yeah,
but you can't have
your second best player
giving you nine points
by the fourth quarter.
Like,
that's not,
that's not going to work.
Oh,
like AD be done.
No,
but AD already had 20-something points.
I'm saying Clay had nine points in the game.
AD had 13 one game, 12 one game.
A-ish.
That's different for a big man.
Your 7C team is up 3-1 on the defending chance.
And I'm happy.
And I'm excited.
I'm happy.
I'm not mad about it.
I would be in here talking shit.
I know.
All right.
Laker fans are so disappointed in his representation.
And I don't blame them.
They're absolutely right.
I don't care.
Laker fans listening, Joe is rejoicing with y'all.
I know how that feel, being up 2-1 against the best shooter ever
and being scared that he about to come tied up
and then win on y'all home foot.
That got to be scary. That gotta be scary.
Gotta be scary not knowing how AD's gonna
perform in those even number games.
Not knowing which bench player's gonna come alive.
All that shit has to be scary if you're
a Lakers fan, but y'all are Lakers fans.
And it's 3-1 right now though.
I'm talking about before it became 3-1.
Before that win last night when it was that nervousness.
Like the Miami 3-1
is different than the Laker 3-1.
If you're a fan.
No, it's different, period, for whoever you are.
You expect the Knicks to go home down 3-1.
You don't count the Warriors out.
You still can't count Golden State out at 3-1.
Yeah, but you can unbash your belt.
I'm happy.
I tell you like this.
Philly tied the 2-2 with Boston.
And we was one second away from it being 3-1.
And I'm telling you, niggas is breathing a little bit better with it being 2-2 going into game five instead of it being 3-1.
Absolutely.
That's all.
It don't matter how it go.
That shot went up.
I'm like, I looked at the shot clock.
It's red.
I don't give a fuck what happened.
My dad is a conspiracy theorist.
So he's of the belief that LeBron makes the NBA more money than the Warriors.
So they're going to try to push him through.
Now, I do think the NBA is a big fan of storylines.
So year 20, as LeBron broke fucking Kareem's record, yeah, that would be a nice storyline to have him go.
But I just think that that Lakers team is a defensive-minded team
with players that can execute the defensive coach's plan and scheme.
Them long, young boys, they running around them.
Even the last play, LeBron and the Lakers' healthy respect
for Steph Curry and the Warriors is making him even communicate in ways on the defensive side
that I've never seen.
Like that last play when LeBron was like,
I cut that baseline off so when they throw it,
it was a turnover.
It's just like, I like seeing that chess game,
that chess game play between them two.
And, no, I don't have the Lakers going to the finals, though.
They could.
But they have a shot.
They could.
They could.
But they have a shot.
I thought Denver was locked, but they started, Phoenix started showing up.
If you're the Lakers, who do you want to play?
It don't matter.
I think both the other teams are better than the Lakers.
Really?
Yeah.
Denver is big, tall.
Athletic.
And skilled.
So they match up well with the Lakers, and I think they're deeper than the Lakers.
And the Phoenix, they just play pretty boy ball.
They play, you have to out.
The Lakers want Phoenix, I think.
We definitely.
The Lakers want Phoenix.
I think we beat Phoenix. I don't even think it's going to be hard to beat Phoenix if we're the Lakers want Phoenix, I think. We definitely. The Lakers want Phoenix. I think we beat Phoenix.
I don't even think it's going to be hard to beat Phoenix if we beat the Lakers.
I'm not going to go that far.
But Phoenix got to get there.
And a lot of y'all wrote Phoenix off when they was down 0-2.
Not I.
Not I.
I did not.
They play a lot faster without Chris Paul.
Bro, they play a lot faster without Chris Paul.
But the thing is, dog, if KD and Book don't have Superman performances,
they not going to win.
But one of them
is going to at least...
No, I said collectively.
You mean both?
Yes.
Yeah, but that's only because
DeAndre Ayton is a shell of himself
and doing absolutely nothing out there.
Word.
And got the nerve to be mad
that they took him out.
He mad they took him out.
Yo, dog.
They said Booker's last
45 shots. I think he made like 34 of his
last 45. Like some shit you never heard of.
You don't think it's not? Yeah.
Some shit you never heard of.
Him and KD collectively are scoring 70 and
80 points in the one game.
So the minute that one of them is
off, they gonna lose.
They both gotta be off. So I don't know if they
can sustain that. They also cannot be off. They don going to lose. They both got to be off. So I don't know if they can sustain that for six, seven.
They also cannot be off.
They don't be off off.
Them two cannot be off, at least for two games.
They are.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I just don't see them sustaining, both of them getting 30 plus every single night for
six, seven game stretches.
It's hard to do.
And plus, like you said, the time thing now for the rest of the playoffs is every other
night.
These niggas, KD ain't no spring chicken, nigga.
Every other night matters.
That's what hurts me
about the Knicks.
As bad as they played
the last game,
they was in the game
with four minutes left.
Nigga, Brunson,
Brunson with five minutes left.
They was still in the game.
Yo, if he had one nigga
helping him,
he didn't have no help.
If he had one nigga,
I was like, dang.
Yo, cut his left off.
He going left.
It don't even matter. I'm going to force my way left and I was like, damn. Yo, cut his left off. He going left. It don't even matter.
I'm going to force my way left, and I'm getting a bucket.
They got him on.
They doing him up.
And still, every shot, every shot,
those tough-ass shots he put up, they be going in.
He makes them shits.
He needs some help out there.
He makes them shits.
One slasher.
Like, one, you know what I mean?
Yo, your will to just want, your just will is important.
You could be the most skilled person in the world.
You could be better than anybody.
After game one, I came in here and said, Charles Barkley said the same.
Julius Randle don't appear to be scared of nobody on Miami.
He's doing what he want out there.
Jump shot, lay up.
What could have happened?
Bro, I just think them niggas fight.
If you watch the Knicks versus Cleveland,
y'all was beating them to every loose ball.
Y'all was getting every rebound.
You talking about Will.
That's what I'm talking about.
And I think that Cleveland was softer than the Knicks.
So Mitchell Robinson was out there
looking like David Robinson.
You talking about skill now, and I'm on the-
No, no, no.
I'm talking about Will.
Mitchell Robinson was getting every loose ball,
every rebound, all of that shit
he was just doing all of the dirty work shit
Miami does dirty work too
I disagree with you
well no
that's not what I'm saying
they are hard nose
they're not being met
with the hard nose Knicks
that we have seen
Knicks are playing soft
last six minutes of the game last six minutes of the game, and I'm muting them,
last six minutes of the game, there was at least three possessions
where Miami got four to five offensive rebounds in the same possession.
That's not – the Knicks are one of the best offensive rebounding team
in the league, so they know how to rebound.
You ain't supposed to let no.
That's just, you don't want the ball.
Another nigga do it, you want you.
You don't want the ball.
I watched that ball.
It hit because Miami shoot a lot, so it would be a lot of long rebounds.
I watched the ball go past like three Knicks.
Julius Randle right at the foul line.
The ball rolled right past him.
You're not even attempting to get the ball.
I can't bet on this.
I can't bet on that. I train better now. I think they trade I
Said that I See big changes coming
If they lose tonight in Madison Square Garden. Oh, yeah
Big change is coming big big changes come
That's what I got on sports. I
Agree with it. what's your how's your
team like I just said we just tied up to two mm-hmm we play well what by the time
when I will be done play last night it's been another great series it is again
watch watching that game for Sixers fans couldn't breathe Like They
You just
Boston don't stop
Like you think you might get a little cushion on them
And then here they come
They don't stop
Like you gotta keep your foot on the gas
At all times
You cannot
You cannot let up
Like you might think you got
Alright it's
It's four minutes left
And we up whatever whatever
Nope
Here they come
I have our part of the show today Is from a gentleman named Michael You got it. It's four minutes left. And we up, whatever, whatever. Nope. Here they come.
I have our part of the show today is from a gentleman named Michael.
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
Let's hear it, Mike.
Michael says, hey, you guys and Mel.
Please help me get my girl back.
I'm down bad, y'all.
I've spent the last few weekends walking around the house wearing her hoodie What?
Haven't washed it and don't plan on washing it
So here's the deal
We've been talking for a year
It's been an up and down year
Wearing her hoodie
We each started and fuck shit
And then decided to get serious
However
I've still made mistakes since Has Hasn't been any cheating,
but just how I've handled and reacted to different situations. I love this woman more than anything
and want to marry her. She loves me too and would also like to marry me. A few weeks ago,
we had a disagreement because she wanted to talk, but my insecurities and lack of communication
skills, what do you know, we never had that
conversation and it led to a huge fight. Since then, she's been distant and we haven't been in
communication like we were before. We've still talked, we've talked about the fight and expressed
that we still love each other. However, she's unsure if she wants to still be with me. I know for sure that I want to still be with her.
I'm torn.
I'm torn on should I give her space to think and figure out
what she wants to do, or should I apply mad pressure
and let her know I'm not going anywhere?
I feel like it's a thin line between expressing desire
to still be with you and showing I'm sorry
and just harassing and being annoying.
I don't want to push her away, but I also want to leave this space
for more distance to grow between us.
Mel, from a woman's perspective,
I'm very curious to know how you feel.
Again, guys, I'm sick.
I know she still loves me,
but I also know life isn't enough.
I can't picture life without her.
Love, must you understand?
Love isn't enough. I can't picture life without her. Oh, love, must you understand? Love isn't enough.
I can't picture life
without her.
Please help.
Thanks,
and keep up the great work.
Hmm.
I think you got to
apply pressure,
but don't be annoying.
Like, if there's an issue
with communication,
overexerting yourself
and being obnoxious
is not going to help.
You need to try to remedy
the poor communication
that happened.
I think somebody
got her attention.
Can we cue up R. Kelly?
Facts.
No.
But what do you think?
Because when a woman's fed up
No matter how big you are
There ain't nothing
you can do about it
I don't want to laugh
at homeboy's plight
and his pain
because I've been there.
You wore someone else's hoodie?
No.
I wanted Mel to answer because he asked for Mel specifically before we deep dive.
No.
She's a Scorpio.
I don't know.
This is going to go the way he wants it to go.
Finish up and then I'll jump in.
I think that he said he met her when they both was on fuck shit, which means she's capable of the fuck shit.
I think somebody else, as Ice would say,
has her attention now, and you might be finito.
Remember the Martin stand-up where Chick kept asking him,
Craig, gotta go, gotta go, see you when I see you.
Remember that time I asked you for?
Well, somebody else got that time now.
I'm a busher.
That's it. That's what I think. That's it you know she only gonna ask you for so long yo and that's a while capable of the other shit and not
just that like words it's actions over words so you you're not showing her what
she want to see I call my nigga I cool you think she won't go let another nigga
show I think that when people are human They capable of this shit
Yeah but
So it didn't even matter that
They was on fuck shit early
But see he know though
You already know
She's every person
He don't know that
Yeah
He knows for a fact
That's why I assume it
But you don't have to assume
You know
You the jaded one nigga
Yeah that's jaded
Yeah
He ain't got
He ain't got it
Jaded jack
He don't have to assume
He knows.
Yeah.
So you already know what shorty capable of.
When she start hitting you with the, yo, I love you too, but nah.
Yeah.
You start trying to apply pressure, yo, come on, let's do something tonight.
I think that you can't apply pressure these days because it comes off a certain way.
Right?
Like back in the days you was able to apply pressure and not be looked at, you know, ever
since everybody became woke.
That's real beta of you. No, it's the truth. Those alpha niggas know how to apply pressure and not be looked at, you know, ever since everybody became woke. That's real beta of you.
No, it's the truth.
Those alpha niggas know how to apply that.
No, if you apply pressure, once Instagram came...
Come here, yo.
Don't interrupt me, my nigga.
Don't interrupt me, nigga.
And I'm flaring.
Stop. Don't interrupt me.
Yo.
Once Instagram came and they started knowing their worth,
and I say, excuse me.
Fuck you.
Remembering their worth, and I said, oh, excuse me.
Remembering their worth, remembering and reassurance.
A lot of shit look crazy.
A lot of shit they're not going to allow.
They're not.
Back in the days, you'd go up, pull up to the crib.
Even if they say you don't come to the crib,
you can still pull up and get a conversation.
Now, he's stalking, recording you.
Look at this nigga go away.
It's real different.
Let me just tell you.
You tell him.
You tell him, Ish, please. I'm pulling up to the crib. Were you him? None of that shit. Let me just tell you you tell them you tell them it is please I'm pulling up to be true. Wait, were you him?
They don't matter you him or not. Stop it. No
And I tell you bring your ass down them stairs guess what she gonna do just cool it's alright, bro
Yeah, niggas is not here. Yeah, niggas is not there you are not
He's alright certainly It's all right, bro. Y'all niggas is not that. You'll get there. Y'all niggas ain't that. Who is not that? You are not.
He's all right.
I will certainly work for it. You are not.
Thank you, sir.
I certainly will not try to convince you of that.
I heard about you.
You're not like that.
Not that, nigga.
You heard about it, you know.
I heard about you, but you do that.
If you apply that pressure, how would you look back at it?
If you heard that, then you heard more.
I did hear more, but-
If you heard, y'all niggas just be moving a million.
He be paying me, you can be that.
Then you heard some other things, too.
Hold on, let me just say that.
You gotta hit the whole spectrum now.
If you were to...
Say if you fell in love, right?
Be Bobby then?
Say if you...
Right now, right?
Something, you know,
knock on wood,
and you was to go
and go for your girl.
Not the one that you with now,
but just say you was dealing with somebody.
You who you are now.
They're going to make fun of you.
Spectacle.
But that don't matter when you're in love.
You don't care about being made fun of.
He does.
No, he does not.
You have the wrong nigga.
You have the wrong nigga.
He don't give a fuck how he looks.
All right, man.
My hands up.
He shit on himself.
I don't believe that. That's weird, then. Hey, I man. My hands up. Damn, he shit on himself. I don't believe that.
That's weird, then.
Hey, I kick.
My hands up, Karius.
Listen to me.
Take my word for it.
He don't.
So you care?
No.
When you in love?
Well, he wasn't famous going through that.
Your point applied.
Like, when you famous, you have to think about it.
You have to at least think.
You can't do it the way that every nigga do it.
He don't care not just
that i'm not letting fame stop me hold on hold on i thought he did i'm like we watched the famous
nigga do it and got clowned for it offset oh i thought you meant chris we watched joe button
propose in time square oh that ain't shit yeah that that was was... You're bugging. I don't think so.
Yeah, but that was...
A lot of people...
The circumstances...
I'm just telling you,
a lot of people
wouldn't put themselves
in that position
where the potential no
now makes you look crazy
to the world.
Got it.
A lot of men won't do that.
Social media
has changed
the way you approach things.
But not when you are in love.
Even if you don't give a fuck
about none of that shit.
When you're in love, you be looking at yourself in the mirror like, what are you doing? You just want her. You don't give a fuck about none of that shit. When you in love, you be looking at yourself in the mirror
like, what are you doing?
You just want her.
I don't give a fuck about none of that.
And then she reading the comments
and allowing it to persuade her brain.
Social media do not stop real life.
He on some new age.
I don't even think about social media when it's on my love.
I want my girl back.
I'm pulling up to my girl's house.
Whatever social media is talking about, I don't know.
Because my phone is dead.
Because my normal charging regimen wasn't the
Saturday
Texting you I'm calling you to die when I hit you with this closed teeth talk
I had to stop and get a car charge before I went to
My I respect this the only time to go different is when you learn about the other nigga when you do it.
When the other nigga's there.
And now she off you.
So now you got to play by different rules.
And that's what I'm saying.
You got to regroup.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to go home.
Omaha.
Go home.
Omaha.
Yeah.
Go home.
Call Audible.
Go home.
You got to.
Sit by yourself.
You done pulled up for lunch.
Another nigga out there with a nicer car with some muscles.
Mm.
You done pulled up for lunch.
Another nigga out there with a nicer car with some muscles.
You watch her come out with a nice little flowy dress.
The muscles?
Now, what are you doing, though? What are you doing?
Are you driving over?
I don't care what I do, either.
I'm just saying.
You driving over or you turning up?
No, I'm not turning up.
Turning up.
See, that's what I'm saying.
That nigga's just halfway.
That's what I'm saying.
We're not.
They're not.
Look, look, look.
You can't have. Yo, you talking to productive members of society not, they're not, look, look, look. You can't have, if you go.
Yo, you're talking to productive members of society.
If you're going for love, you can't pick a two-jigga.
No, not just that.
You're going for love, you see another.
You're talking to niggas that do this.
You see, exactly, nigga.
You see another nigga, you got it.
No.
You got to go all the way.
If you take a trip halfway across town.
No, because the problem is.
He not pot.
I think he felt like that.
He's pot.
No, I'm not pot.
I'm serious, nigga
I'm not pot for real
So let me ask you this
For real, Joe
Carry that out
It's documented
I said documented
No, no, carry that out
Keep going
Keep going
So you go to her job
It's documented, nigga
Where?
Tell me where the body is
I'll show you
It's documented
Where?
Show me right now
I'm not going to show you right now
I'm going to violate you
I just want to see
All right, I'll show you
You don't scare me with your violation I said turn up there No, if you, if you, I'm going to violate you. I just want to see. All right, I'll show you.
You don't scare me with your violation.
I said turn up there.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But this is turning up for me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
Let me see.
You pull up at her job.
Wait, chill, chill, chill.
Relax, breathe.
You pull up at her job.
The new niggas out there.
Your turn up
leads to her getting fired.
You think you're getting
your bitch back?
I don't give a fuck.
There you go.
Well, that's a problem.
And that's what we're coming up.
You're not going to get
your girl back.
That's what we're doing. Exactly. I've been in the shoes. That's what we're coming up with. You're not going to get your girl back. Exactly.
Exactly.
I've been in the shoes.
That's what we're doing.
Now we're going for love
and we're going out our way
and there's boundaries.
No, nigga.
If you want your girl back,
you don't want her to be unemployed.
At the same time,
you don't want her to be
working out.
At the same time,
if you want to be technical,
if she wants to break,
give her the fucking break then. Don't go out there and look for her. Don't go out get beat up by the new dude. Hold on, y'all. If she wants a break, give her the fucking break then.
Don't go out there
and look for her.
Don't go out there
and go get your girl back.
You're being invasive.
And if you do get there
and another nigga there,
you might as well go all the way
and express yourself.
No, I disagree.
You don't have to fight the nigga,
but you might as well go all the way.
Okay.
You got it.
So how you go all the way?
Yo, what's up?
Come here.
Let me talk to you.
The nigga gonna be like,
yo, chill.
Nine times out of ten,
the nigga gonna step
to the side anyway. Flip, you're not in the physical shape to do what you up? Come here. Let me talk to you. The nigga going to be like, yo, chill. Nine times out of ten, the nigga going to step to the side anyway.
Flip, you're not in the physical shape to do what you're saying right now.
You want to crack jokes.
That's the problem.
You want to crack jokes.
Jim, Mr. Jammy.
Mr. Jammy want to crack jokes.
Look, I'm not cracking jokes.
You're saying that the nigga going to say, I'm going to move to the side.
What if he don't?
You and the nigga get into an altercation again, which leads to your girl getting fired.
Hold up.
She's already mad at you
Now she's even madder at you
Now
That nigga's gonna be
Not only the shoulder to cry on
But the dick to lean on
What are you talking about?
That's true
It is totally backfiring on you
Okay
Wait
It's a great disagreement
Stop
I see what he's saying
Stop
You agree with me, right?
Yeah
I was agreeing with you
But now When I was agreeing with you.
But now, when I was listening to y'all, he has a point.
He has a point.
Let me explain.
If you see a girl eating with a dude and you decide to turn it up or say, what did you say?
Let me speak to you for a second over here.
And the dude objects.
And now you got to get in a situation with him.
And the dude shoots you.
Now you're in the hospital bed.
You get your sympathy bitch back.
I took a bullet. Come on.
I took a bullet for you.
Come on.
Come on.
I know you're not with that nigga that shot me.
I took a bullet for you, girl.
You're not with that nigga that just shot me, right?
I'm stitching on him anyway.
He got no choice.
He got no choice.
He got no choice.
I just called the boys. so you better leave them.
Don't be an accomplice, baby.
Look, he going to jail anyway, so you have no trouble with my default.
Don't be an accomplice, baby.
I respect.
Oh, snap.
So you'll see the nigga's trouble, then?
You able to nigga that shot me?
Let me sit there and watch.
Let me sit there and watch
and see what happens.
No, that was funny.
Y'all need help.
She come downstairs
and get a nigga to kiss.
She'll be sitting in the car
about to blow a gasket.
What?
Oh, man.
Yeah, no,
they learned me one time.
They learned me one time.
Yeah, I thought
I had a bright idea.
I know where the bedroom window is.
I walked to the back of that house.
Oh, I wasn't ready.
I wasn't ready.
I wasn't ready.
It was Pornhub?
I've lived a life, too, now that I think about it.
Nigga.
He's like...
No, I ain't seen no fucking, but it was more... It was touching and shit. Intimacy? Yeah. Shit, I ain't seen no fucking
but it was more
it was
it was touching and shit
intimacy
a lot of shit you ain't wanna see
shit I wasn't ready to see
I wasn't ready to see that
that must have been painful
yeah
I almost fell off the crate
real crate challenge
if we could really talk
I would share some of the
just wild thoughts I've had
during my wild arguments but I can't because people be lying.
Man's been some good ones.
I remember when Shorty Cribb was on the third floor.
And that's where the fire escape started.
I know I didn't understand.
Don't keep going.
Whatever floor she was,
she was the start of the fire escape,
but it was higher than...
That's New York shit,
regular New York shit.
It was higher than whatever
her floor should have been.
Yeah, and they got the little ladder
that drops down.
Yeah, the shit dropped down
the rest of the way.
Well, it drops down
if you're up there to drop it down.
Not if you're down there
trying to get to it.
It's not made from the ground up.
It's made for when you escape it.
Well, listen, someone invented the wheel.
I know.
If there was somebody that was going to try to figure out.
It was them six garbage cans that you stood on.
Spider-Man and that shit.
I couldn't.
I would have had to go to Home Depot and get something to pull the shit down,
but that would have looked the way to the neighbors.
I'll get you next time.
Climbed up the glitter pipe on the gutters.
Oh, man.
Yeah, sure enough.
Yo, that gutter pipe, that should be sturdy, right?
Yo.
That shit ain't as loose as it look.
We need the cartoon, dude.
Drawing this nigga climbing up the gutters, yo.
Yo.
Oh, man.
We need the cartoon, dude.
Getting you stopping short from goingters, yo. Yo. Oh, man. We need the cartoon, dude. Getting you, Stop, and Shorty from going to Great Adventure 2.
Sure.
Yeah, don't try and just put my shirt on.
No, no, no.
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
Took her right back in the room.
Oh, man, yo.
Yo, didn't you hide under the bed one time?
That was you or somebody else?
One of my niggas was hiding under the bed.
And her and Shorty come home.
She was talking about the next nigga.
Girl, he took me to such and such.
You don't know what nigga it was.
One of you broke into a girl's apartment and was under the bed?
No.
Men be doing some shit.
I don't even know if that was him.
But one of my niggas broke into a girl crib and was hiding.
You was under the bed too?
Yeah.
Oh.
But I told her I was getting under the bed.
I didn't say that.
We had a talk on the phone.
It wasn't going the greatest.
You talking to me like in a way you wouldn't talk to me
if I was.
Whatever, nigga.
Fuck you.
Yeah, I got the phone.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
All right.
I said, I still got that spare key.
Ah, whatever, man.
When chicks get a new dick, damn, they talk to you fast.
Went right over there.
You know, I didn't live but around the corner.
Wasn't no slap off my back.
I was like going to the hookah bar.
Let me show you.
I'm still on the hookah bar.
Whatever that is, I went snooping around.
I told this story before.
I sent a picture of some shit that was on the computer screen.
But that was me snitching on myself.
Saying I'm in your house.
Not Dodo. She was none the wiser.
Where you get this from?
Oh my God.
I was like, alright, now I got no choice but to stay here until you come.
So I'm under the bed. She came in with a bunch of friends
and the rest is history.
Look at Mel face. That's in love. bunch of friends and the rest is history. Look at Mel face.
That's in love.
Just FYI. You don't care.
Well, you don't care about what you're going to look
like to the optics.
You don't care about that.
Got you.
Your ego is gone.
Your pride is gone.
It was in there with the dust bunnies.
I was quiet. Allergies.
I was trying to hide. It was in there with the dust bunnies? It was dusty. I was quiet. Allergies.
I was trying to hide.
It was sneezing.
It was sneezing.
Oh, man.
Soon as all the friends came in, they knew something.
They heard something.
Hey, wait a minute.
Did y'all hear that?
I was like,.
Oh, man.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
The worst thing about me is I don't tell none of the people that love me what I'm about Oh, man, this nigga's stupid, yo.
The worst thing about me is I don't tell none of the people that love me what I'm about to go do.
Like, you know how you feel like you should tell somebody, yo, I'm about to go to this shit house?
Nah, because you know what?
I'm talking about you.
I ain't telling y'all.
Y'all be loving me.
Yo, Finn.
And they tell us afterwards, you be like, nigga, what the fuck was wrong with you?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Amen, say amen.
That's love, yo.
The other love.
I hear you, I respect it.
Got you.
You're not thinking about how you look.
You don't got no ego.
Like, your whole self is gone.
Like, you don't got no ego.
It don't matter.
I hear you guys.
All that, I'm too cool for this shit,
or I'ma look this way.
You don't even,
it don't even come across your mind, bro. True.
We need a recap from Michael once he listens to this.
Yeah.
We need a recap.
Yeah, Mike.
Because...
I didn't mean to be the bearer of bad news.
It sounds like she's mentally checked out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe physically.
Physically, too.
Good luck, buddy.
Hope you like that hoodie.
Hey, Mike, how tall are you Mike?
Make a pillow out of it
Hey Mike
You might not be that tall Mike
She done went and got a 6'4 nigga
That can't fit the hoodie
If you can wear her hoodie
Word
Yeah
I hope you was just joking around
But
If you weren't
No he said he ain't washing it
No time soon
I think that was trying to be funny
Leaving a sentiment
New dick
How you shake
Like a different
Walking different Talking different Keep it very short Hey it no time soon. I think that was trying to be funny leaving a sentence in. New dick is how your chick acting different.
Walking different,
talking different,
keep it very short.
Hey.
Yeah, hey.
At that point,
she's probably not your chick anymore.
According to him,
she is.
If you don't break up
with me,
you know what I'm saying?
It's you.
And nine times out of ten,
if you're trying to,
I'm not listening.
I'm talking.
Yo, I think we should,
huh?
Yo, hello?
Yeah, what up?
Yeah, I'm coming right now, y'all. I'll be back. Don't text this shit nothing. I'm putting all that think we should Huh? Yo hello Yeah what up Yeah I'm coming right now I'll be back
Don't text this shit
I'm putting all that shit
On silent nigga
I didn't read it
I didn't read it
That's crazy
I didn't read it
Sometimes you don't
Want to let go man
No I understand
You ain't let go
When you find that shit
In the box
Damn
As a matter of fact
I did let go
Not the same day though
Yes it was You stayed there two weeks You just I did let go. Not the same day, though.
Yes, it was.
Stayed there two weeks.
No.
No. No.
So when a man fights for you, man, would you like that?
Like, if a man, like, come back and he wants you and he's showing you that, yo, man, I fucked up.
If I'm mentally checked out, then there's nothing that you can do to get me back.
At all?
No.
nothing that you can do to get me back.
At all?
No.
Like, with women, it's like,
we give chance after chance after chance,
and we indicate to you what we need in order to feel good about staying here.
But that's not, when a woman's fed up,
it's true, when she's finally fucking done.
That nigga said, la-da-da-da-da-da.
When she's done, there's nothing that you can do.
Oh, that nigga did that. You knew it was over.
You know it's over when you hear that shit.
Yo, you stupid.
What? I didn't do that.
He did. That shit is
true, though. Like, if I'm done with you,
you may as well be a fucking eunuch. When you're leaving,
oh, shit. That's dirty. When you're
leaving the crib, nigga, she really done, nigga, you hear
someone's head, like, you're walking slow.
Shit start to get blurry. You gotta catch your breath by the garbage. nigga, she really done, nigga. You hiss on the head like you're walking slow. Shit start to get blurry.
You got to catch your breath by the garbage.
Oh, shit.
And don't let her come outside to see you there, nigga.
She going to walk away.
I'm telling you.
Are you still here?
She makes it worse.
She's going to clean herself up.
Yeah.
That's who I don't like.
You start coming in the house, yo.
Like, be sympathetic a little bit.
Seeing them and y'all on Van Zant books, it's a wrap.
Be sympathetic.
If you see me outside still,
like,
trying to improve a life,
don't come out
and clean myself up.
You lost your bitch?
I'm telling you.
Was there ever a time
where you just pulled
an Y'all and Van Zant book
off Value in the Valley?
Was that you?
No, I read it in the meantime.
I was fucked up.
I read it in the meantime.
How much time
did you get your heart broke,
bitch?
In between time.
How much time
did you get your heart broke?
Like, one point.
One, really.
And after the first one happened, I just kind of vowed that I wouldn't try and put myself
in that position again.
Got it.
But the second time, it wasn't as rough as the first.
Because you was already conjucted.
By how?
Did you lose weight?
Like, what was it?
30.
What?
30.
30 pounds? Damn, Ish. Damn, man. How many months you lose weight? 30. What? 30. 30 pounds?
Damn, bitch.
Damn, man.
How many months you was down for?
You needed some more books than that one.
You was reading.
That's my man.
Now it's fucked up.
I'm dead ass.
That's my man.
How many months you was down for, bro?
I don't know.
It was a lot.
Damn, half a year?
Yeah, about that.
You'd be fucked up.
That was my first time Like literally having a
A grown up relationship
Like we lived together
We
You know what I mean
We did all of that shit
So you know
You making house
You picking out rugs
And all that shit
I had never done that
So that person becomes
Intertwined in your life
Nah stop
Yeah
He know
He cracking bro
I been around him
That nigga was fucked
What's the most
You been down for, Joe?
I don't hide it, though.
Me neither.
I don't hide it at all.
I go bask in whatever it is that got me fucked up,
and then let it go and pass.
Let it go and pass.
How long?
What was the longest?
The longest you been down for?
Because we usually know.
A few years.
You be fucked up?
Bro, you be fucked up.
Oh, wait.
Y'all was talking about, like, months and shit.
No, you be fucked up. Oh wait, y'all was talking about like months and shit. No, you be fucked up.
If you talking about months and shit, then you ain't talking about the girl.
We ain't talking about the same girl.
Got it.
Like yo, you be really fucked up.
Yeah, there's a girl out there that you thought it got resolved, but a few years went by,
still some shit laying on out there.
That's true.
Go ahead, Kasey.
Did you cause a break up?
No, he did not.
Why you speaking of him?
Because, I mean, he wouldn't have been as fucked up
as he was if he was the one that was.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
That's not true, Mel.
Damn, Mo.
When you're in a guilty party, you're worse.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mel.
Because now you know it was you that fucked up.
You ain't here doing that part of the show?
Those of you trying to shoot him some bail, show your ass up.
Girl, bro.
This shit a million dollars, my nigga.
That little $30,000 ain't gonna work.
Hmm?
It's bail a million.
I ain't saying shit.
He got a high bail.
OK.
No, yeah, you be fucked up.
Crying in the bathroom at work.
Mm.
All that.
You, I'm.
No, I believe you.
No, I believe you.
That's what I be telling people.
Every little thing Some fucking food
No a place
You know y'all used to go to that restaurant
Or y'all used to push on the swings in that park
You'd be fucked up
Push on the swings
The mirror was broken
During that time
You couldn't just go in there
Chill the fuck out Parks
Get it together
Stop
Parks in there and... Yo, Parks, chill the fuck out, Parks. Get it together. That's my man. Stop, Parks. Just let me get it together.
Stop. Parks.
He talking to you. Stop. He talking to you.
That was funny. How long you been broken for
ice?
Not long.
I've been there, but it ain't been long. 60 days?
Find a way to get over it. This is not the
breakup segment of the show, by the way. I just want to
know why. Come on, chill, man. You always want to fuck shit
up, man. Just so we're clear.
Because you got the max year, five years to start.
We don't relate to that.
You got a max deal?
Yeah, you got a max deal.
Fucking brunson ass out of here.
Yeah, a hundred million.
Oh, man, that's funny, yo.
But it's honorable that men could admit that, though.
A lot of niggas will admit that.
Do you guys talk to each other about that?
Yeah, man.
Hell yeah.
Yeah?
Okay.
What does that conversation sound like?
Oh, shit. She going in.
I'm curious.
What?
She has her question.
Dog, I've had niggas call my phone
three o'clock in the morning in tears.
Like, just fucked up.
Mad niggas.
More than one occasion.
Men go through it.
They hide it, but they go through it.
You won't know the nigga went through it.
But his niggas
Like the niggas that
He loves and he feels
Vulnerable with
They'll know
I've had niggas
Telling me yo dog
I'm cutting holes
On my belt
Because I'm getting skinny
Shit like that
Yeah
Gotcha
Chick won't ever know that
Alright
Now outside
You gotta keep the
You know what I'm saying
Enough of this
Enough now
Stop
Go ahead I remember you cut The holes in your belt Nigga You know what I'm saying? Enough of this. Enough now. Stop.
Go ahead.
I remember you cut the holes in your belt, nigga.
Dog, I haven't agreed with everything you're saying,
but I'm sick of them two.
Both of them.
He married.
She's sitting here with all this fucking cap.
Wow.
That's not that.
Wow.
For real.
I don't know.
Like, you ain't been the cause of that.
Like, stop.
Enough with this cappuccino.
Too much cappuccino.
This is not Starbucks
I'm going out for one out for spin roller man I don't know what's been released it's been really was a that's young young people's dad piss pretty
much but now y'all
couldn't been around long for a minute but um don't let the doorknob hit you on
the way label sued him demanded that they turn over the server plus pay him I
think was like 50 million or so Wow into their business and they had until
Monday of this like Monday
midnight of this week to shut down wish I would have paid him 50 million move
that money around 17 LLC's and the Caymans no you talk over good cuz what
they were doing which is where I think they fucked up so Dirk album come out
Friday they'll put the album on the site and you can
stream it there too oh yeah so you got mixtapes and shit on there too i mean some other platforms
are doing the exact same thing that are mixtapes but we're putting the new shit on there too but
just we're putting it for stream only you don't know who has what deal with who though so So we can't put everybody on the same playing field.
They might be playing ball with them over there to let them do that.
And then here you, we don't play ball with you, but you over here streaming.
And that was part of the complaint.
It was like they have been streaming copyrighted materials unlimited.
Like they're allowing you unlimited streams and they're not paying anybody for these.
Oh yeah, you toast.
You toast.
It's one thing to have the mixtapes that are not copyrighted.
Even those are going to start getting mauled.
I've seen it.
You know, I would have little mixtape arguments with people, and they'd be like, nah, we'll
just go to DaPip to get it.
I'm like, all right, well if you know this, you go over there, there's certain shit missing
now.
They just made a new thing where everything's on an archive, I guess.
That's all. I haven't gone to the site so i've been down they have not been playing when it
comes to this copyright stuff they they're looking back they're trying to the way mixtapes used to be
protected before over um was it promote promotional use only like that that ain't working no more
can't be putting out full albums that are out. That ain't going to work.
No.
We're putting shit together.
Because I don't understand how the fuck you get paid off of that shit.
Word.
This has to be turned up.
I mean, because somebody explained to me how he get a billion streams and not get a million
dollars.
Yeah, we're watching him and watching Larry Jackson with his hands like this.
Who the fuck running the streaming industry? Are you in here or not? him and watching Larry Jackson with his hand on his head like this.
I think this is hilarious that Larry Jackson got all of that money, started this company with all these really important people.
He put the new fancy logo, step and repeat in the bag, got the fancy journalist there and Snoop.
Man, fuck all of this shit.
They need to figure the fuck out with this streaming shit, cuz.
Holy shit.
Larry Jackson looks so stressed out.
Word.
Through the end of that clip, he's like. Snoop been against that shit. Larry Jackson looks so stressed out. Word. Through the end of that clip, he's like.
Snoop been against that shit.
Like, the second he took over Death Row,
first thing he did was snatch everything down.
Snatch everything off.
Right away.
Like, nah, we're going to work this out a different way.
Y'all not doing that no more over here.
Now I own it.
Different ballgame.
It's different.
Less than 10 years, I see 40% of artists doing the same.
Snatching all this shit off of certain places
and really playing the game with their music.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Because just because I don't put my shit on Spotify,
I don't mean I don't have to have my shit on Apple.
Artists blindfold themselves with this whole,
I have to get to as many ears as possible.
Many ears as possible.
If the live show is a luxury item now,
then you think that's the precursor to what?
All that shit about to be a luxury item.
Yeah.
It's going to be.
But people are already moving that way.
So it's going to get,
especially as the technology gets more,
now you can actually download files to your iPhone,
which you couldn't do for the first ten years of its
Existence like now you could go buy album on a website and have it on your phone
Same way you have the whole streaming shit in your phone. Yeah, but before the window was small, you know that
I'm saying that
That was for Oh shit. I hate, I hate, I hate that.
Damn.
None of them put it.
Yo, none of them put it.
You got sleepers?
None of them put it.
Let's do a F2.
I'll get out of here.
I'll get out of here.
No, but you were saying sleepers.
No, no, it's all good.
All right, no, we out of here.
We out of here.
We out.
It's been a blast.
I got DVDs for sale as you exit to the left.
Some of tonight's bits.
I got some of the best.
I got some of the best. I got some of the best. I got some of the best. I got some of the best. I got somes for sale as you exit to the left.
Some of tonight's bits are included there.
I'm going with a young lady named,
I don't know how to pronounce this shit.
Joy-ia.
Joy-ia.
J-O-Y-I-A.
How you say that?
Joy-ia. Hoy-ia. Hoy-ia. This recordO-Y-I-A. How you say that? Joya.
Joya.
Joya.
This record don't sound like a Hoya.
This record is called Pink Skies. Pink skies, boy you know I think I'm
Falling deeper in my love for you
Twilight, wrapping us in moonlight
Hoping you don't lose sight of the view
All the things you say
As the shadow fades
Got me feeling ways I never knew
You know I will stay right here
Even when the great night clears
And we see the day skies turn to blue
Ooh
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da Da da da da da da No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Pink skies, boy you know I think I'm finding all these things I never knew
I never knew
Sunrise, swing up to your blue eyes, shining in a new light as we move All the things you say
As the shadow fades
Got me feeling raised, I never knew
And I'll stay right here
Even when the great night clears
And we see the day skies turn to blue Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Brand new music from a young lady named Joya
I think, sorry if I'm messing that up
Record is called Pink Skies in your phone on DSP's right this very second
Check that out man N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n I'm gonna play another record off of this Banks Course of the Inevitable 3 album.
The more I listen to it, I really love this project. This might be the best one out of
the trilogy so far. And this one is called Daddy's little girl My pleasure, our treasure Every single last moment we spend together The thought of you smiling at me will clear up the bad weather
Summertime or midwinter will match your leathers Gotta change my life around immediately
No more pleading with me I don't got the time for y'all
God called, can't communicate me Hope you don't want the life I chose
Spent all these years fame dodging Five in the morning thinking about just scribbling down name options
Sure to get everything you want can't wait to go game shopping
And even in the moments you may think I'm not, I'm watching
Everything that was blurry is making sense to me
Asked myself what I had to live for and then it was symptom
Anybody can see it's special
If you should ever fall, I'll catch you
You'll always be my baby girl
Don't let this world affect you
You know how much I love you, I hug you
And I don't feel no pain at all
Always be there for you if you should call
I ain't know where my life was going You came to me and changed it all
One time for my baby girl
Heart in contractions, now I'm shook for real Temperatures rising, hearts pounding
Too excited to keep the book concealed All that I hoped for revealed
My mind is racing forward Trying to hold everything together
As I cut the cord Felt like a sword in your first crowd, emotions ran heavy, took with the curve mind
Much needed reverse time, thinking of Lord as I applaud him
And I know your granddad is still looking down cause you was born the day before him
Split an image of your pops from his face to his style and match me
Very quick plays in my mind when I spoke and you look right at me
Been through so much but as long as you're here I'm happy, everything's coming together
How I envisioned exactly, promised to be your're here I'm happy Everything's coming together how I envisioned exactly
Promised to be your protector and I'm with you for every part
Knew I would have a baby girl at 19
Brought me too many hearts, won't lose my light again
Cause your eyes are light up the dark soon as my fire went low
God provided my biggest spark
Anybody can see it's special
If you should ever fall I'll catch you
You'll always be my baby girl
That's Daddy's Little Girl, Lloyd Banks,
off of that course
of The Inevitable Three.
Shouts out to all the girl dads out there.
Y'all know where I stand on that,
so that one hit home.
All right.
Playing some belly.
This is Ambience.
Ambience.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I know we love you,
motherfucker.
Love you, bro.
She get a million likes, but nobody like the bitch in real life We still remember what that ass was built like, chill right
I'm biggie and puff combined, at least that's what I feel like
They said belly used to shoot, I said bitch I still might
I remember what being broke smelled like, that's what felt like
That's some shit I pray I never feel twice, boy this shit deceiving
Frozen water on me, dripping like my wrist is bleeding
I know you bitches need it, you can say I'm confident
Cocky, it just conceded, said she heard some shit about me
I said bitch believe it, yeah
Let me pick up where I left off, on the ledge
Living on the edge, till I stepped off
I was on B's in the league, whole team tried to intervene That's what I was on, I was on beans in the league Whole team tried to intervene
That's what I was on
I was on the scene getting seen
Goatee gleaming
I'm a demon with these diamonds on
I need pills for the thrill
Got no chill
Wanna take the shit that I be on
But if you felt how I feel
You would probably spend a quarter nil
On the ambiance
Van Nuys where I land fly
Shanghai collar can't pop it cause I'm anti
Mankind mama bystander you should stand by
Gang ties we ain't on the same side
Got it out the mud like a landslide
Kept on selling off the landline
Step down steal the shit blew up just like a landmine
Balling fuck a halftime
All in for the last time
You don't got the salary capsized
They capture they capsize
Nightmare no more net time
They jump ship and come back baptized
Like our father
Forgive my sins that's a tall order
Fuck a dollar you'll never keep it for a quarter
Hey
It's Ambience
By Belly
Move a rap to coming out soon
I'm going to rap two coming out soon.
I'm going with Fabo.
Has a new single out.
It's called Casamigos.
All right.
You're beginning energy.
I'm on a mission when we in the sheets.
Just to keep you from making decisions
That can ruin our perfect chemistry When I'm lonely
Like phone service on my 5G Can I call you?
Made a promise you would not be too far from me
Come through, you never knew So my house a leech
We can fuck in every room Casa amigos, all those
Tiene el cuerpo dando salva de repente
Casa amigos
I'm telling you, took a move, hey
Had me there for you, like you needed a friend
Had me asking you if you need, oh man
Acting like a porn star again
Cause I had a cinema
Had a cinema
Things are heating up but when the solstice finally tryna be
Kinda make it hard to reach
We been fucking for some weeks
We pop out in social settings, everything is everything
If you see me entertain another bitch and make you weak
Show interest in whoever
trying to match my energy don't get she leaving with i know she leaving with me hardly home since
i've been making money with this music thing right at home cause i can fit to you i'm not just
blowing steam drink casa drink casa and forget everything my new car did not come cheap smoking
like it's not a lease.
She's a lady, so she sick.
Right now, I'm just trying to drink.
Digging for your treasure in your ear.
I'm saying, come for me.
Casa Amigos.
That's Casa Amigos by Fabo.
Fabo?
I like it.
I like it.
Now, what you got for us today?
I'm going to play something by Michaela Jeanne, and it's called Human Nature. I don't wanna end it
I keep on turning back I'm gonna end it
Keep on turning back, looking for more I don't wanna face it
Hopefully I'll get through this detour
And all of these stages
Supposed to be moving on But I end up right back where my heart is hurting from
Why we always running back to danger It's a shame we ain't a stranger to pain I guess it's human nature getting the best of me
Why, why, why?
When I know I'd know better
Tryna hold it together but
Maybe I'm not as strong as I thought I was
Tangled up in thoughts, I can't wrap my mind around
If I wrap my legs around ya
Again
Supposed to be moving on
But I end up right back where my heart is hiding from
While we're always
running back to danger
it's a shame we
ain't a stranger to
pain I guess
it's human nature
getting the best
wine
that's
Makala Jenea human nature
a vibe I like it I like it thank you That's Makala Jene, Human Nature.
A vibe. I like it. I like it.
Thank you.
My sleeper today, I'm going back to the Caribbean, Jamaica.
It's my hometown.
Mine.
TJ, Drift, and DJ Mack. Let's get it.
El Bando. I pick my fuck up in that. Thank you. I know more Kiba can't stop Oh, singer, bad, bad, man, killer
I'm a mover, I'm a rocker, I'm a sick, I'm a licker
Move you with Kiba
Gal, jazz, drop, quicker
Make her dance couple times, gal, I take my picture
I beat my fuck up in ya
Jif
Jif
Jif Beat my Jif I'ma fuck up in the mood, woo, woo
Jif
I'ma fuck up in the, yalla, yalla, jif
I'ma fuck up over yasuh
Go on over this, I'ma come over this uh
See a hot gal, me a call her hello
If ya see big guy, they dance in the place, get mellow
Hear me I tell her, something to me think
Chain to me blink, skip me in the middle
Me a little world thing
Camera, action, flame
One way outside, locked down your building
Let me fuck up in ya
Drift
Drift
Drift
That's my man TJ Drift.
Let's get it up top.
Jamaica, stand up.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Hey, Flip, I can't claim Jamaica?
Nah, you ain't Jamaican.
Okay.
I didn't tell them I didn't claim.
You Jamaican for real?
Baby, make it rain. Don't let go till it storms again. I can tell them I'm the Kling. You just making her up?
All right, man.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
Still beautiful weather in New York, if you were wondering.
Hold it in there.
Real good pod today. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this
As much as we enjoyed
Delivering it to you
I want to thank my castmates
My co-hosts
The fans
The haters
The ops
I want to thank all y'all
Do keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
We bid you adieu
Farewell
Adios
Arrivederci Hasta la la vista, au revoir.
Remember, life is a series of moments.
And moments pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
And last but not least, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
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It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all In the mood, just got something now So wake up, wake up tonight I'm forcing this war, war To set me in my love
Don't miss this roll call
I need you in my love
Show up, show up
We'll see what y'all do in the rest of the week
Why are they buying their phone?
Put the fucking phones away
I wanna go where the party's at
I wanna know where you've been, where I've been
If you ever had fun like this.
Just tell me where to sit.
I don't want to go missing.
Don't need a picture.
Can't get no higher.
I'm sitting on top of you.
On top of you.
We're all for the night.
To answer your question, I'm sitting my ass down for the rest of the week.
Watching some basketball and that's it.
I'm still recovering from Drinco de Mayo. Oh yeah, because your team is still in it, so I feel you.
That's it for the month.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
They learned me real good.
Sports is over for me now, to football.
Yeah, you got baseball.
You got hockey. You got baseball.
But the fucking Yankees, don't get me started on them either.
The Devils still in it.
Put up eight of the last game.
Oh.
Go Devils.
I want to.
Got to support the Devils.
I do got to support the Devils.
That's true.
Got to support the Devils.
Big jersey, man.
Yeah, no.
Shout out to the Devils.
You're down 2-1 right now, though.
It's okay.
They're down to dogs next year.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah.
Actually, that team is supposed to be like the best team.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
Actually, that team is supposed to be like the best team.
I want to shout out to my baby, Trey, who stopped by.
It's my oldest son's birthday tomorrow.
Round of applause.
22 years old.
Where did the time go?
Where did it go?
I remember it like yesterday, goddammit.
Shout out to him.
I love him.
Rest in peace, Aunt Carrie Ann. I love you. Shout out to all the buttons, even the white buttons.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Y'all hold it down out there. Everybody have a positive week.
Good vibes, good energy, high vibrations. For you, I'm back in the track For you, I drink your sweat
Put my curse down
For you, I bet you you'll see stars
Bet you you'll go far
Bet you you'll levitate
Bet you you'll meet God
Alright, we we going, man
Y'all hold it down
Peace, love, health, wealth, blessings, prosperity
All of that good shit, man
Don't let go till it storms again
I pray that this will never end in my life, girl
Coffee, don't stop
I love you to the moon
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