The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 628 | "Mo Poddin' Mo Problems"
Episode Date: May 20, 2023The JBP kicks things off with all the new music released including Summer Walker’s EP (11:15), H.E.R.’s new single (31:52), and Post Malone’s album announcement (36:47). The Bionic Six also disc...usses RapCaviar’s top-50 Hip-Hop beats of all-time list (49:13), Timbaland is making moves with A.I. software (54:41), and Ja Morant issues an apology (1:05:55). Also, there are rumors of a T.I. & Rick Ross Verzuz (1:25:52), Montana’s Governor signs a bill to ban TikTok (1:44:45), Part of the Show returns (2:01:44), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Grace Sorensen (feat. Magna Carda) - “Digits” Ice | Cash Sinatra - “Activision” Parks | KAYTRAMINÉ, Aminé & Kaytranada - “Westside” Ish | Maeta (feat. Free Nationals) - “Through The Night” Melyssa | Play Nice, Insightful, Tay Iwar, Naji, Bowtye, Zilo, J.Robb, & Benny Abel - “Pick Up Your Phone” QueenzFlip | Chinx (feat. French Montana & Lil Crody) - “Candy Rain”
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These niggas here, boy.
Remember the good old days? Are we starting?
Yeah, we starting.
Good old days. Mel used to stay back with me.
Hey.
Remember the good old days?
It was only a while ago.
Mel was the last one to leave.
Last month?
Hey, did you think the show can improve?
How do you feel about everything?
Just to hang out.
We used to be here for like an hour.
How'd it go now?
Out.
I don't see it.
Mel beat me to the elevator.
Yeah, she's leaving. I don't even call her Mel.
I call her Shatara.
Call her Shatara out the door.
I'm blessed.
Now listen.
Let me put this down for a minute.
I feel great. Oh, man. You feel put this down for a minute. I feel great.
Oh, man.
You feel better?
Couldn't have done it without you guys.
Yeah.
You did.
So much so, I want us to start.
Let's hold hands, everyone.
Come on.
Hey, girl, grab.
Come on.
Y'all been to church before.
Come on.
Grab his hand.
And grab his hand.
Grab his hand.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, guys.
Some dumb ass shit.
Breathe.
This boy's a bag.
Deep breathe.
Look at Melissa.
Now I'm poisoned, this nigga.
I'm not taking no Oshawa.
All right.
No mushrooms.
Peace be with you.
Now we should have a peaceful show.
Also, I feel inclined to tell y'all,
you know how on TV they say the camera adds 10 to 15 pounds to you?
Indeed.
On a podcast, anything you say to a girl sounds way worse.
Man, it sounds. You could say, how was your day in the wrong tone?
That shit could sound like, why are you attacking her?
Certainly doesn't help when Mel goes home and weaponizes
her fan base against us.
Well, not us, because I left, but.
I got in trouble for that.
For leaving? Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Yo, that was disrespectful, getting up, walking out
on Mel. I was like, I didn't walk out on her.
And you abandoned her.
It was a heated
argument, man. Yeah, like, what are we doing?
Let them have it out.
I was letting them get their shit off.
I don't think abandoning would be as bad as the therapist
would be saying.
Is it abandonment
or is it protecting my peace?
I mean, I mean.
How do you look at it?
Mel, don't stick your little Mel hive
on Isha Gann either.
That was shady.
That was shady.
That was shady.
I saw it.
I saw it.
What's the point of having a hive
if you can't weaponize them?
You saw it, right?
I saw it.
I see you guys are really going hard for me. I saw it. I saw it. What's the point of having a hobby if you can't weaponize them? You saw it, right? I saw it. Hey, Patronis.
I see you guys are really going hard for me.
It was literally just like, I love you.
I ain't mad at you, man.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Yeah.
We're going to start.
Oh, shit.
I didn't get the songs right.
What the fuck am I doing?
Oh, yes, I did.
We're going to start this bad boy off with a little Mr. Rogers, rest in peace.
Mr. Rogers.
Hello, David.
Our boys from the beginning.
If you were born a boy, you stay a boy.
Girls are girls right from the start.
If you were born a girl, you stay a girl.
You grow up to be a lady.
No.
No.
We got rid of this.
I do.
Everybody's fine.
Your body's fancy.
And so is mine.
Only girls can be the mommies.
Only boys can be the daddies.
You remembered it.
I've never heard this song in my life.
I thought this was the A.I. that did that shit.
Oh, y'all pandering now.
Now y'all are pandering.
Rest in peace.
Mr. Rogers.
I swear to God, I ain't heard this song before.
All right, well, did y'all think Mr. Rogers was a drill singer?
What did y'all think?
I don't know who Mr. Rogers was.
I never heard this.
I didn't know Mr. Rogers was giving it up like that.
What?
Giving it up like that.
Wait, what?
Boys are boys from the beginning.
If you were born a boy, you stay a boy.
This is 81, nigga.
I'm 79.
I wasn't born yet.
Nigga, I was three.
But this is the messaging that...
Oh, everybody's there.
And grow up to be a lady.
Everybody's here.
Everybody's fine.
Shout out to LBGTQ
Plus community. We fuck with y'all.
This Mr. Rogers. You can't cancel him.
He dead. He dead.
And you can't cancel Tom Hanks. That played him
either. Hey. Only
boys can be the daddies.
That's dead ass wrong.
Boys are boys.
Alright.
Why is everybody so nervous?
Why are you clenching your asshole together?
I don't want no parts of that shit.
Hey, keep the camera that way.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my Lord, man.
Rest in peace, Mr. Rogers.
Rest in peace, Stuart Scott.
I miss you.
I miss you. Fuck is up out there, Big Jersey Shout out to the ladies listening out there
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from
And it go
Boy, I'ma make you love me, make you want me
And I'ma keep you up all night
And it go
Tonight
Follow my intuition
So I'ma keep you up all night
For a long time
Start climbing and break me up
And show me what you got
Cause I don't want no more
Break me up, break me up
Cause I don't want no more
Break me up, break me up
Show me what you got
Cause I don't want no more
Break me up, break me up Show me what you got Y'all making me mad
Y'all mean I'm starting with songs that remind me of spring
All spring, goddammit
I wish I was fucking when this was out.
I wasn't getting no pussy when this was out.
I wasn't.
Those dirty niggas robbing people's hair.
Couldn't rob people to phone it.
This made me become inquisitive, though.
Hey!
You know what I mean?
Shout out to Jersey City shit. Shout out to all y'all mean shout out to Jersey City shit!
Shout out to all y'all that was that freak Nick!
Y'all in trouble now, hey!
Big Mel just made it to Canada!
Yup!
Hey, uh!
You're a big single listener, huh?
We were!
Hey! You're a big single listener, huh? We were.
Hey!
Turn it up out there.
Turn me up out there. Hey! Hey!
Yeah!
Feeling good
Round of applause
God damn it
To breathe again like Tony Braxton
Microphone check
One two
You know what the fuck time it is
Best podcast in the world Best podcast host it is. Best podcast in the world.
Best podcast host in the world.
Best fans in the world.
Best audience in the world.
Best listening experience.
Playing with me today, man.
How's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
Welcome to 428.
628.
You're 428.
200.
Yeah.
Welcome to episode 628 of the Joe Budden podcast. I'm your humble,
gracious, grateful, and highly or lowly favorite host, depending on what your algorithms are
showing you. Here with a few of my nearest and dearest, Big Melissa Ford is here. Big Flip is
here. Freeze is here. Library is here. Parks is here. Po Poe is here Erickson is here
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
It's a weekend
Great
What cologne did you do today?
What's your weekend plans?
Any interest in texts?
Sexts?
Feeling good man
Feeling good
Looking forward to the weekend
Save
That's it
Alright man
Best host in the world
Make some noise.
Looking forward to the weekend.
I got my baby all weekend.
Oh, God.
I know.
Well, me too, actually.
Yeah.
Me too.
And everybody outside.
We got good weather this weekend.
It's the fun shit.
It is my niece's first birthday.
OK.
Think I'm going to that.
Going to that little shindig.
Nice.
Got to show up to the first.
Even though, do you really? I mean, they
won't remember it.
Tell them you was there.
I remember
your first.
Oh, man.
That's my weekend plan.
Chilling with my baby. Good to see y'all.
What about y'all? What y'all got going on the weekend?
Just chilling.
People get real secretive
on the pod. They really do.
Doesn't it become
tougher to share things like
on the pod? I know y'all got shit that happened
during the week that you would love to just share,
but you can't.
You can't. Yeah.
Yeah. That's been my stance from day one.
More money, more problems. That's what Big said, day one More money more problems
More money more problems
That's what Big said
But more pardon more problems
That's it
More pardon more problems
You come in here
Come in here and share if you want
Better not share
I share the world
Get that one listener
You wasn't expecting to be listening
What you say can and will be used against you
In the court of home
Home
In the court of home
In the court of home
Hold on
Both
There you There's a court of home Oh yeah in the court of love. In the court of home. All up. Both.
There's a court of love.
Oh, yeah, in the court of love.
Yeah, in the court of love.
Yo, make some noise for Ish living right now.
Yo, the cops ain't picked him up no more.
He ain't got arrested since Mel got hired.
Come on, man.
Come on.
You're an idiot.
Nah, he living his life like it's golden right now.
Golden-ish.
Golden.
He's a fool.
Golden golden.
All right, everybody looking good, smelling
good.
Where would y'all like
to begin today?
The choice is yours,
like Black Sheep said.
We got some music drops.
You want to start with
music?
I don't care what we
start with.
Let's start with music.
Summer Walker's back.
She is.
Neo Soul, Summer Walker.
Very Neo Soul vibes
in the EP.
Is it EP? Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it'ssoul vibes in the EP. Is it EP?
Oh, well, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it's nice.
It's an EP, but...
It's kind of an album.
It's like an album.
Yeah, I looked at that one.
28 minutes worth of music.
It's a damn near album.
10 songs.
Mm-hmm.
Cole on the intro.
Body.
What tore it up?
Going crazy.
He tore it up.
Shout out to Cole, man.
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to him.
You better hope Kendrick
ain't hear that, nigga.
He's going to open up
his next album.
Tearing your ass up.
Cole tore that verse up.
I was glad to hear it.
I waited up for this project.
I've been waiting a month for it.
She didn't disappoint.
I like that she still,
though it's 28 minutes,
it still sounds like
she handled it like an EP.
Like, I want to do this sound
that I don't normally do
on my joints.
And it's what she did
on her last EP.
Let me say that too.
Her last EP was very...
Sound-wise?
Yeah, harp-ish
and this shit she doing.
Okay.
Yeah, what's the difference
between EP and album?
Today? I was going to ask. I don't know. Okay. What's the difference between EP and album? Today?
I was going to ask.
I don't know.
Today?
It's supposed to be length.
It's supposed to be length.
Pause you.
Extended playlist.
Originally, EP was less than 40 minutes of music, I think,
and LP was over 40 minutes of music,
but they threw that out the window.
That was ages ago I'm talking about.
Now, I don't know what that should mean.
Yeah.
EP is more than a single lesson album.
I've heard albums that,
by definition,
were an EP.
Jack Harlow's album was short.
Yeah,
short.
20 something minutes,
I think,
too.
To me,
I think EPs are the new mixtape,
whereas that's the sound you go away from,
that you would not Put on your main album
With all the promotion
And marketing behind it
This is like my
Almost like my throwaways
Yeah I'm with you
Or my
I know y'all used to
Getting this
With the big single
That's your
With the EP
Is more so
Hey this is something
I'm working on
I'm testing out
How they used to do
With the mixtape
What does the letter EP
Stand for
Extended play
Extended play Got it And then back in the day Like when they first came out like the 60s or whatever it
was just basically what a maxi single was us in the 90s like five songs got it maybe a remix on
there or something like that got it okay got you got you and then the lp was long play yeah
pause uh what did y'all think of the project she's's in her Erykah Badu bag with this one.
Yeah, it was very neo-soul.
I like it.
Love it.
My bad.
No, go ahead.
Play something.
Go ahead.
Yeah, not many people are doing kind of a traditional neo-soul vibe, so I like hearing it.
I like hearing it.
We complained about music a lot or artistry a lot. Uh-huh. And she stepped into that.
Yeah.
To me.
Mm-hmm.
I don't feel like I really complain about music a lot.
No.
In general.
What?
What?
You say R&B is dead.
I never say R&B is dead.
No, you say Mel R&B is dead.
Pardon me.
Dumb niggas is trash.
Dumb niggas are trash.
Fuck.
But you will never hear Joe say R&B is dead.
But no, we complain about people not trying.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And she tried.
Cookie cutter shit.
That's what I mean.
Like deviating from whatever's hot or whatever's popping at the moment.
She didn't do that.
No.
Ish, how can this be a sleeper if we're highlighting the project now?
Just in case someone's up on it.
Good point, I got you.
I got you in the top.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
This is not my sleeper, Ish.
We're just highlighting this.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, We're just highlighting this. You can play something else on the project.
Hey.
Summer Badu-ish.
Very Badu-ish.
Very.
He does sound Badu-ish.
Summer Badu.
Yeah.
You say you a soldier, but baby, I'm a soldier.
I'm tired of being strong, and I'm only getting older.
My only problem with all of this shit she talking about is Larry.
Yeah.
Why?
Why the fuck you?
I passed, Joe.
Larry gonna catch you.
Am I lying?
Larry gonna catch you.
Larry Gong.
Yo, Larry.
But he wasn't.
Okay. He came wasn't. Okay.
He came and went.
Pause.
He stayed for a sec.
He stayed for a second.
She cursed the fans out over him.
A lot of posts.
Them niggas was cooking together.
And nobody said but Joe.
Hey, man.
This Larry nigga look funny and should move.
Get him out of here.
They should get this loser nigga away from one of my favorite songstresses before he interrupts something.
And thank God.
Well, as a nigga that's been dealing with interruption, of course you can spot that out.
Expound.
I mean, you deal with a lot of shit like that.
You deal with a lot of people
that come in,
even though you love hard,
you deal with a lot of people
that come in and try to
cause some interruption
so you can spot
a fellow interrupter
based off experience.
I'll check out your page later
and see what you mean.
Break it down.
No, no.
Break it down later
on your page.
I don't get it.
I'm calm today.
Who's interrupting me?
In your past, not now.
You're living free and you're living good and I'm just saying before Who's interrupting me? In your past, not now. You're living free, and you're living good.
And I'm just saying, before, you dealt with a lot of different things.
This is the difference between me and some of these people that are making music.
There we go.
I stayed with bitches I had no business with for the music.
Mmm.
What?
Yo.
You took his shit out.
What?
That was your story? What? That was your story? I stayed with chicks
for a muse
yes
we were toxic as could be
the music was fire
I paid the bills that way at the time
didn't have an exit strategy or a plan B.
What do you do? You stay with
the fucking evil bitch that's producing
some fire for you.
These artists today
are trying to find peace
and happiness and love.
But Larry was a mess.
Thank God we got
away from him. He was a place for a little while.
She literally has a song on this EP called Finding Peace.
So that probably was written after Larry got the boot, you know?
Larry was a place filler.
She good now.
Oh, it sounds good.
Arnold Mel was in her bag.
Well, this is the other part I'm confused about.
The song is called Finding Peace, but she's also on the project telling a dude to put his gun on the dresser to pick up his pants that's sagging.
What else she said?
Did anybody hear that part?
No.
Listen, I've listened to this. Not on this song. But on. Listen, I've listened to this.
Not on this song.
Not on this song, but on the project.
I've listened to...
Do you want to find peace, or do you want to run around with the nigga that is putting
his gun on the dresser that is telling TSA he's an adult minor?
Welcome to the life of being a woman.
You know what?
I'm shutting up.
Hey, and because we love Meech, we didn't say nothing about that adult minor shit.
Yeah.
It's crazy, but that was a mess.
Yes.
Wait, what?
Adult minor?
Nothing.
Oh, okay.
When Lil Meach was at the airport and they found some guns on his dad, he told him he
was a minor.
He's a 22-year-old minor.
Well, maybe he didn't know what the minor rules were and wherever that was.
Anywhere.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Bars.
We love Meach. Fuck out of here. He is a minor. He said he a minor. He a minor. That's right. And they let him go. I. Bars. We love you.
Fuck out of here.
He is a minor.
He said he a minor.
He a minor.
That's right.
And they let him go.
I'm with him.
God damn it.
Oh,
salute.
Hey,
let him go.
Salute.
We need to know
who his lawyer is.
A lot of niggas
went through that airport
with the gun in their bag.
Nah,
nah.
It was,
his security was right there.
Claimed it right away.
Yo,
that was mine.
I'm licensed.
I'm supposed to have it.
They cleared it up.
That's why they let him go.
You're not supposed to have it through the thing. Well, that's why they let him go. You're not supposed to have it
through the thing.
Well, that's why they cleared it up.
You got to check the shit.
You got to put the thing.
Let them know that you got it.
Put it in the case.
You can't just go through the thing
with your gun.
Shot a clapping egg on an airplane.
It's a mistake.
A mistake is different than a charge.
You know what I'm saying?
It is.
There you go.
Well, we know.
I claimed mine before
when I got locked up.
That nigga panicked, though.
He panicked.
Wait, what? I claimed mine before when I got locked up. That nigga panicked, though. He panicked. Wait, what?
I claimed minor before when I got locked up.
Tell us more.
Well, we on the podcast.
Nah, I did that.
Jersey City, man.
How long ago, sir?
What park's it?
Recently.
That was like 1920.
It was the weekend.
But 1920 is a minor.
No, it's not.
No, it ain't.
Legally? 18. 18. 17 is a minor No it's not No it ain't Legally
18
18
17 is a minor
Yeah 17 is a minor
I was 19 or 20
I look like a kid
I ain't feel like going to nobody's county
Yep 17
Come get me
It worked
What?
Come get me
They came and got me
That didn't work
For real?
That didn't work for me
Absolutely
I thought they let you skate off
No no no They let my people come get me They let my people come get me Okay Kamehameha. For real? That didn't work for me. I thought they let you skate off.
No, no, no.
They let my people come get me.
They let my people come get me.
Okay.
But 18, you going to book them there, no?
Yeah. When they locked you up recently, I tried to come get you, too.
They was like, nigga, go do that pod, man.
Go pod without him.
He'll be home.
He'll be home in a minute.
I really enjoyed the summer project
I enjoy
that she does
this EP shit
in between projects
to hold some fans over
like
I appreciate that
I appreciate it
you think it's that
or you think it's more
of like a
like a filler
you know what I'm saying
I'ma sample some shit
see what
market research almost
to see what they feeling
none of these musicians
want to keep giving
these niggas music.
What I think it is
when she does this
is this is the music
I want to put out.
Like when you got
these big albums
that we got numbers,
we got shit we got to hit,
they putting money behind this,
we got to do this.
But it's the mixtape.
No, but I was thinking like,
yo, I'm going to put this out
depending on what the response is
that I get from some songs.
I might start to incorporate a little bit more of this into my major project sound.
No, because actually when I finished that EP this morning, it made me go right to her last album to hear the difference.
Like that album is constructed like these are song, song, songs.
These are the best writers, producers, hook makers in the world.
We spent money on this.
This shit over here, hey, loop them guitars.
Bring some of my baddie bitches in here.
Let me just talk to these bum ass niggas.
Like that's, I don't want to say low effort, but different effort.
It's again, this is the project that I want to make for me.
And this is the project I want to make for y'all meaning the label it gave me like people that
are paying and putting money behind this it kind of gave me like tiny desk kind
of sound you know like jam session yeah that's what it gave me yeah you know
gotcha I'm a great mail this whole bar oh yeah
I'll see what you mean she's right oh yeah my facts not too much on Mel that's
true She's right. Nah, facts. Not too much on Mel. That's true. You guys are hilarious.
Word, we are.
We do be funny.
We do be funny.
I'm agreeing with Mel.
It's got me in trouble.
I can't walk away.
I can't.
You did, nigga.
You got us in trouble.
I didn't say nothing.
I gave him the church walk with the finger up and everything.
And we still got in trouble.
Yo, this is an audio broadcast.
Yo, I'm just letting y'all know, stop.
Stop.
Y'all going to make it come out.
Let it slide.
Oh, it's like it's got a party.
It's like it has a pause.
Stop.
OK.
The evil will come out.
I want to be the nigga that you guys attack.
If I have to go back to him, leave my guys alone. Thank you, yo.
I initiated the walk-off.
Attack me. If she start doing that shit
again, I'm walking off mid-sentence
again.
If she start doing that shit again.
You know what's funny? What is that shit? It's like being
a woman. Being a woman, having an opinion.
See? I love your opinion.
Reverse, reverse.
Reverse, reverse.
See, this is why. We got everybody shampoo your opinion. Oh, oh, oh. Reverse, reverse. I'm with you. She's right. Reverse, reverse. See, this is why we got to invite Shampoo up here.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Shampoo up here.
We got to start saying the truth.
Nobody want to hear no girl thoughts.
I do.
Shampoo.
Shampoo get us.
Yo.
Hey, hey, the worst, some of the worst moments
in your relationship is when your girl says, you know what I've been thinking?
No.
I don't.
And I don't want to know.
And you don't have to tell me either.
I don't want to know.
That's why I say hold over.
I got to take a shit, yo.
I ain't even bad, so I'll call you back next week.
I'm joking.
Not too much on girls.
Not too much.
Back to summer.
Great project.
I'm glad that this, to me, means that music is coming sometime at some point.
We're going to get the real shit.
So shout out to summer.
Shout out to our whole squad.
This is going to hold it down for the rest of the year, damn near.
The rest of the year is here to me.
In music terms, we're for me for me i always try
to be a quarter ahead or two quarters ahead we about to be in june i think summer is going to
fly by no pun uh then that holiday season that happens always that the one that cracks us in
the head when she just started getting expensive school,
Halloween,
Thanksgiving,
Christmas,
New Year,
start getting dark early.
Wait,
Halloween do get expensive. Halloween is expensive.
Halloween is expensive.
Costums and candy?
Costums and shit, yo.
Oh, y'all niggas
is rich Halloween niggas.
I kick my door
and my lights off, nigga.
Trick or treat,
the fuck out of here.
Yo, you bugging.
And I think
my little brother got my phone number now.
Oh, shit.
And the cash app.
I was getting ready to say, don't let him get the cash app.
Yo, it's not a game when these kids get old enough to identify the rich people.
Who got the money in the family.
Who got the money.
Hey, what's his phone number?
Now, they reasons.
Yo, dog, I need $50 to do something.
Hey, who you talking to?
Yo, who are you talking to, little nigga?
I sent that credit card.
I mean, I sent that report card.
And you can't say no to the report card.
Cannot.
Oh, yeah, parent-teacher conference.
You can't say no to the report card.
What was the other day?
Shout out to everybody, parent-teacher conference.
That used to be a real bad time for me growing up.
Mine is Monday coming up.
We're walking sad in the hallways.
I'm walking walking the ass.
And it's important.
And you gone, right?
It's important.
You know I'm in there.
Yo, I used to hide that shit.
I used to forge signatures.
Talk about it.
I used to try to get somebody else to show up.
Like, I was bugging.
I ain't going to tell you what.
So it was a carbon copy shit that we have in the report cards.
With the carbon, you press hard enough, you can turn an F to a B.
You turn an F to a B?
You can turn an F to a B.
And if your mother is busy, you can turn that D to a B.
Put a little line in the middle.
Go.
Dog, I used to answer the phone.
My teachers would threaten to call my parents.
I used to try to answer the phone as them.
I used to leave that shit off the hook before call waiting.
You had a deep voice at 10?
My voice was, I could manipulate my voice.
I was a wild dude.
I tried, man.
I tried to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit ain't work.
But that's not.
It ain't work for me.
That shit work for?
That fucking teacher, when she start breathing, Trevor.
That stupid ass breath they do, like, you're not helping me, bitch.
Sorry.
You're not helping me.
No, you're right.
The funny shit is when you can't escape it, and now you and your mom are going to the parents' teacher conference,
and you see the teacher you had smoke with all year.
They see your parent.
You try to lock eyes with them.
Yo, keep it cute.
You think I've been bad before I get you on this report down nigga I'll make your life hell moving forward and they always start out with the
good you know Joe's really bright yes and you can tell he gets the work talk about it but I got it. But. Comma. Comma. However.
But.
No, they don't say but.
They mean however.
However.
However.
Oh, man.
And I hate when they ask you a question in front of your mother.
Do you want to tell your mom?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No!
Nigga, I don't want to tell her shit.
I don't want to tell her nothing.
I told her not to come.
I told her not to come.
I don't even want you to tell her.
You want to tell your mother what you told me last week?
Huh?
Huh?
Yeah, I told you, suck my dick.
Erase the black boy. You bum ass nigga. You want to tell your mother where you invited me to last week. Yeah, I told you, suck my dick, erase the black boy.
You bum ass nigga.
You want to tell your mother where you invited me to last week?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Canada?
But my dad, you know, he's into that school shit.
But, uh.
My dad.
He's not into that school shit. I think he's That school shit
I think he's too big
Of a proponent
With that
I think
I think
I think
So you're like
Here it goes
School's gone
Alright alright
Man these kids
About to be doing
Some whole other shit
In about 20 years
But uh
He likes that shit
So
And his experience
Is different
Cause they doing good
They doing good
I don't remember that
I don't remember being A good kid And your good. They're doing good. I don't remember that.
I don't remember being a good kid in your parent company.
That's a fact.
I don't remember that either.
I'm going to send you
that little money you asked for.
I'm going to send that to you.
Sure.
Yeah, I never had
parent-teacher conferences.
Me neither.
I was a good kid.
You never had bad ones?
You never had bad ones?
No.
I mean, I guess they're
for delinquents like yourselves.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Eyebrows. Eyebrows. Chill yourselves. Oh, shit. I don't know. I'm sorry. Eyebrows.
Eyebrows, chill out.
Melissa.
Stop.
You're going to cry
when everybody starts firing at you.
Don't call us no delinquents.
Okay, no, no.
Okay.
Just the spirited kids.
The spirited kids.
I didn't like that either.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't like that either.
Little rock head.
Hey, man, I'm trying to be on your side,
but that's true.
People's eyebrows.
Do it.
Leave me and my eyebrows alone, okay?
Like the rock.
Are you talking about the Botox shit?
No.
They raised the cinnamon.
Put the needle here.
They did not do my eyebrows, okay?
I held them in.
So, wait.
Wait, hold on.
Real quick about parents teaching.
Why the fuck would our parents be busy for all the other shit, like plays and shit, for
parents teaching they come to?
Why?
Because they want to get the truth.
Nigga, I want you to see me perform the flute.
They come for the bullshit.
I hated that shit.
I'm sorry.
You gotta give me a flashback.
I'm sorry, man.
No, it's all right.
The nigga said you heard
Throw Baby
and went and got the Botox.
Yeah.
I cried.
I saw a few.
I cried for a week.
I saw a few memes.
Ooh, you know what the best part is?
And then we can move on.
Best part is when
somehow the teacher
you got smoked with
pissed your mom off too.
Told you, ma.
I told you.
Now you see, I tell you.
Oh, man.
That's a fire.
And we gang up. We got man. That's a fire.
And we ganged up.
We got him.
We fucking got him.
Your mom's on action double question. Ma, that's the shit I've been saying all the time, yo.
I'm glad you could see it.
Glad you got to see it for yourself, Mr. Johnson, man.
Mom only fought for that for like, why you walking out, nigga?
When she get a call, nigga, I remember what the fuck you did.
Nah, you still did that shit.
You little ass.
Oh, she wait till you get to the car?
I was about to say,
you got her talking to her?
Y'all had a car?
Nigga.
I'm joking.
I got outside.
I mean, the little seat back there.
This shit.
Nah, they ain't never get none of that.
You got slapped in the mouth?
You got pow pow in front of everybody?
Mama, if you make me come to that school,
I'm whooping your ass in that school.
See, that's back when you could do that.
True. You going to jail today. I went to a school that I'm whooping your ass in that school. See, that's back when you could do that. True.
You're going to jail today.
I went to a school that gave me licks, that beat me.
I remember my man got chased out of the school by his mom.
Was it in the Caribbean?
No, Brooklyn.
Holy shit.
Carmel Christian School.
The Caribbean.
My mother signed the paper.
They beat me, nigga.
Like this.
I had to put my hand six lashes.
I had to bend over a chair.
Oh, shit.
I got benched. I got benched the second day of school. You went to the Catholic hair six lashes. I had to bend over a chair. Oh, shit. I got benched.
I got benched the second day of school.
With the Catholic school?
Oh, you went to that school,
the sleepers, right?
Carver Christian School.
Who's getting benched, man?
Benchers bend over the chair.
I try to put a...
Time out.
Y'all missing this.
He went to a Catholic school
and got bent over a chair?
No, Christian.
Christian.
Like sleepers. Seven day adventures. Christian. Like sleepers.
Seven Day Adventures.
And then the sleepers niggas grew up and went to go kill them niggas.
What a great movie.
See that movie if you didn't see it.
Classic.
Amazing.
I think it's a classic.
What?
Me too.
Amazing movie.
It went over everybody's head.
That shit was crazy.
Sleepers?
Yeah, I've seen some
Of course
I didn't see it
Back to music
Her
She dropped a single
She did
Called Journey
Felt a little soundtrack-ish to me
A little
Singing over some violins
And cellos and shit
Yeah
Beautifully musically
But it doesn't feel like a first single
One of those songs
That's you know
Kind of like meant to uplift
you. She talks about the journey and how difficult
it can be, but stay the course
and that sort of thing.
It's lovely. It's a
lovely, beautiful song.
I'm probably not going to play it again,
though. It wasn't for me at all.
No toxicity? Not even that.
Her's not really a toxic artist.
Her needed to go find where Larry is.
Oh, shit.
She need the gut on the dresser, too?
All this harp shit they talking about.
This just wasn't it for me.
I saw a new her, and I was like, all right, cool.
Let me go run to that.
I was like, oh, well.
OK.
Yeah.
All right.
See if I can play a little bit for the people out there,
because I didn't even know this came out until Mel told me.
Yeah.
Let's see here.
Oh, I didn't buy that shit.
I'm wondering why it's not in here.
Duh, because I saved my fucking money on that bullshit single.
I got you.
You want me to play something?
Yeah, please.
Please.
Feeling a little sleepy anyway.
All the times you thought you'd never make it through.
Felt just like the world just turned its back on you.
Didn't stop you.
All the times you couldn't give me any protection.
I felt like you were strong enough. I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Shout out to her.
Shout out to her, her guitar.
You know how I feel about you and everything you do, but.
It just wasn't for me.
It's a weird choice for a first single.
Nigga, let me tell her like Lil B.
It sounds like a soundtrack.
Like Lil B told me, it's summertime.
Get some fucking pussy and go home.
Anybody want to hear none of this shit?
It's nice outside.
The car wash lines is long.
Long as hell.
It's long.
It's traffic where you going.
You could look to the side and it might be a little bad.
He driving too frustrated with the traffic.
That's the time it is right now.
You ain't lying.
What are y'all talking about?
The time is when you grab the aux.
It got to start auxing.
You got to crack the sunroof. I don't know where her wants us to hear this record from.
It sound like this was a favor, a soundtrack.
Commercial.
That sound like a soundtrack song.
Yeah.
What movie coming out?
Call it The Journey or some shit.
What's happening?
Flash.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
What?
I'm just looking at the artwork, the thumbnail.
I'm trying to guess.
It looks like some bullshit.
She looks like she's walking.
What I'm saying is she's running away.
The artwork is not even featuring her face.
And I follow her on Instagram.
She's been making a concerted effort.
Concerted.
A concerted effort to be visible.
She is.
Like all that glasses and hair covering your face.
She's trying to be seen.
You know?
She's trying to get to where she should be status-wise.
True, true, true.
She could put this with that Rihanna Black Panther song.
That's what I'm about to be up to. I like that song.anna Black Panther song That's what reminded me of that
She could put this
I like that song
I like that song
No you pandering
No I didn't
Cause she Caribbean
No you don't
I love that song
You've never listened
To that song again
You don't listen
To that song nowhere
You got too much energy
To put that song on
Lift me up
I can see flip
I can see flip
Hold me down
What
Frank Sinatra and shit
That's up his desk
Turn it up We got it All right, we got it.
We got it.
We got it, big dog.
We got it, big dog.
Apologize to me.
You got it.
No, I see how you could.
Oh, man.
I see how you could be checking that out.
If you driving behind me, because somehow you keep ending up driving behind me.
Yo, what's up?
So I'm driving fast right now.
You be getting me tight.
You showing off, nigga.
Stop.
I try to keep up with you.
I be getting fucked up. Stop. I don't know what you're doing. You too old to be driving faster than a young nigga like that. You be getting me tight. You showing off, nigga. Stop. I try to keep up with you. I be getting fucked up.
Stop.
I don't know what you're doing.
You too old to be driving faster than a young nigga like me.
So stop, bro.
These Jersey niggas got the will, man.
Nigga have his hand out the window.
I can go.
They don't understand that.
He be talking to niggas.
We know him for having the will, bro.
He be talking to me.
He got his mouth up.
Why you got your window down, stupid?
He be talking to me.
Yo, move, nigga.
That's Jersey shit.
This is some crazy shit, though. That's Jersey shit, Flip. I told her, yo, what move? I got you. It's a neck me. Yo, move, nigga. That's Jersey shit. He did some crazy shit, though.
That's Jersey shit, flip.
I told her, yo, one move, I got you.
It's a deck light.
Watch this.
I went right there to the hospital lane.
You with a lover?
So you go on the other lane?
The green arrow turned green when the light turned.
They both turned green.
So I ain't running the light.
And I'm going to be glued to that light.
I'm out of here.
You glued to the other light.
I don't play.
You glued to the cross light to see when theirs turn red. Yeah, I'm out of here. I had to call that nigga out't play You go to the cross light To see when theirs turn red
Yeah I'm out of here
I had to call that nigga
Out in the forest
Why you drive like that bro
Hey nigga
Window be down
Niggas be seeing this nigga
I got something to do
Yeah
Somewhere to be
Her
I will support
You'll always have my support
Musically
But
I'm not slapping with that
Wasn't for us
Post Malone
Post Malone drop
he's kind of
in his alternative bag
a little bit
bought that one
I bought that part
I bought this
I bought this
maybe Post Malone there he's doing Through my body like the sky, so God, that's a warning Don't want to sober up
Try to keep it inside, but I just want to pour it
Thought I was strong enough
Got a lot of shit to say, couldn't fit it in the chorus
I just left Wiley, spent a month around
I got a flex, you think I did Pilates
I call my co-girl friends. Talk to these niggers.
Do you got plans?
Turns out everyone's free when the dinner ends.
Then they drag me to a party at a mataboom.
At the 30, I knew it was pretty cool.
Tried to shoot my shot.
She told me that she had to shoot.
Bye, bye.
Dog.
That's fine.
Let me ask you.
What would rapper Joe do to that?
This?
I love when he does this.
I'm asking you, though.
I'm on here.
I'm on here.
I heard that and was like,
I'm on here, buddy.
He was still going?
Yeah.
Post is great, man.
He had a freestyle out already.
I was a little worried
with all of that weight loss shit.
And that last album wasn't really it?
I don't even...
Yeah. His last album was all he it? I don't even... Yeah.
His last album
was Hollywood Bleeding to Me.
Was it Bentley and Beer Pongs?
No, no, that one.
No, 12 Carat Toothache.
Yeah.
Okay.
Was the last project.
Yeah, that wasn't Hollywood Bleeding.
That wasn't Hollywood Bleeding.
Yeah, no.
Hollywood Bleeding was the last one.
Oh, my God.
What a fire album.
Shout out to Post.
Yeah.
I fuck with this.
I can't wait.
Also...
I like the other single he dropped, too.
It was probably a month ago.
Also, this says that Post Malone's album is expected July 29th, which sparked an interesting conversation.
Happy early birthday.
We got you.
I might do something for your birthday.
It sparked an interesting conversation between Parks and myself where I was happy to see that.
I was happy to see such a far release date.
Yes.
Two months away, and he's starting now, starting to be seen and be heard.
Miss it.
Now.
I miss that.
Me too.
And I think that we need to get back to it.
Yes.
True.
I think more of y'all need to get back to it.
And bring back Tuesday drops, too.
Not for nothing.
Bring back the Tuesday drops.
Is that a Tuesday?
Huh?
Is that a Tuesday?
No, probably not. Okay. No. I'm just saying. Okay. But all of that shit up. Yo, my album dropped next week. Check it drops. Is that a Tuesday? Huh? Is that a Tuesday? No, probably not.
Okay, no.
I'm just saying.
Okay.
But all of that shit up,
yo, my album drop next week,
check it out,
it's going to be in your phone,
here's the video and the song
and the single.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Turns out I'm busy next week.
Right.
I got some shit to do,
so I can't even prepare
the way I want to prepare
to hear your shit.
Right.
And then,
cool if you want to do
the fast drop, but like Parks was saying earlier, then bring back the post-album rollout.
Yeah, roll it out afterwards.
That's cool, too.
I get that.
I get that.
Yeah, where you put all your energy into after it's out.
Maybe if you want the fans to know the music.
You want to see which songs react.
Yeah.
Now we're going to make the video for this one and that one. But I need to see effort from y'all to your fan base as to what you're doing.
There's too many lazy, lackadaisical drops.
And the music be sounding lazy and lackadaisical.
It's all lazy.
Low effort shit.
I think it's low effort because ain't nobody buying the music.
They don't really need you to run out and buy it.
You just click a button.
Listening to the music is lazy now. Everybody got a buy it. You just click a button There's listening to the music is lazy now
You get everybody got a subscription service. You just press a button and play it
So now I don't have to market it to have you go to the store and do anything
The album in your phone. Well, I think a lot of the big artists who just rely strictly on
Rap caviar and playlists and shit like that
So they don't even give a lazy about you know, as long as but that gets picked up by the people are supposed to pick it
Up. That's what I'm saying.
It's laziness.
I don't need people
to do anything
because it's in their face
no matter what now.
Right.
You need people
to do something
because y'all are not
in competition
with just musicians.
You're in competition
with anything
that can be consumed.
You're in competition
with podcasts,
your favorite shows,
sports.
Movies, all that shit.
More podcasts, though.
All of it.
Because that's what niggas listen to when they're driving. You're fighting for people's time.
You're fighting for people's time.
So y'all go ahead with this low-effort shit if you want.
But ultimately, isn't it like the label's decision to shrink the amount of time between single drop and album drop?
It's a business decision. I won't say it's a and album drop like it's a business decision i
won't say the label's decision it's a business but again since streaming the label is spending
less money because now we're not pressing up physical copies of an album that you got to go by
so that's a whole department now that we and we're not storing it and we're not making vinyl yeah
we're not doing anything yeah we're not doing anything we're literally uploading it to one
location which goes everywhere and we're done so i feel like i feel like the shrinking of the time
between single drop and album drop is just is to accommodate everybody's shrinking attention spans
as well yeah but that's not good like you if people have short attention spans you should
draw them out a little bit longer because if they have short attention spans short attention spans, you just drop it, then drop the album, then
drop the video at the same time.
So I forgot.
We forgot about all that shit.
We already forgot.
But if you drag this shit out so you can't forget about it, then it makes sense.
And some artists have kind of conditioned the fans.
Well, not conditioned the fans.
They've been conditioned themselves to where I just got to keep dropping because of this
short attention span shit.
I drop an album today.
I drop the deluxe four days
from now i hit you with a couple videos you're already off that now the fans are looking for the
next one got it that's another that's a great point that's i think another thing that makes it
easier today to identify the fall off in some of your favorite artists or artists you've been
listening to for a while it's because of the consistent drops when somebody is dropping dropping
dropping you might have maxed out at that vibe yeah yeah and now you trying
to change the vibe of it man they ain't sounding same we ain't rapping is that
you gotta kind of catch the window of artists that's my thing like early on
you might not be in your pocket later on you whenever they get in a pocket you
got to find it.
And it's their job to promote so you can know.
You can't just catch it all and now figure out, oh, they're in their bag.
They have to do something to let you know when they're in their bag.
They do.
Related but unrelated, I just read an article, and I believe it was Billboard,
that they're starting to investigate independent radio promotions.
Turns out they looked at the invoices and then the next day the spin
started going up miraculously for
all these records.
You don't say.
2023 they want to investigate.
Right.
Got it.
In sad music news,
Chris Brown announces that he's no longer
putting out 20 to 30 track albums.
No!
Yes.
I am heartbroken.
Fuck you, Paul.
Yeah, fuck you.
Them long ass albums is hard for me to listen to, man.
I can't wait for regular length Chris Brown albums.
That is regular length for us.
Yeah, you bugging, bugging.
30 piece.
40 piece.
Those were his best projects.
Heartbreak on a full moon is his best
he was the only one i agree with you he's the only one that did those good yes i've hated i don't
know nobody else that does it good i hated that era of long ass fucking projects just to juice
the streaming numbers me too me too but we're talking about the exception right not the rule
quality and quantity meet i'm not mad at it
it was too much for me but i feel you i feel you but i i don't well hopefully the drops come quicker
now probably hopefully the drops come quicker now one and two i don't expect him to keep doing that
with this bundle package uh rule being brought back. It's probably also really expensive to make 40 songs for every project,
40, 50 songs.
You got to pay for every beat.
You got to pay for every feature, pay for every mix,
pay for all the studios.
That's an expensive proposition.
I'm Chris Brown.
I'm doing this once every three years.
Yeah.
Got relationships with everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
He does the writing camp thing, the writing, the beat camp thing.
Like, a lot of the people
he works with,
he developed.
They're homegrown.
Like, he got a crew.
Like, people think
when they hear them stories
that they just be having bitches
over there in the art house,
but they be in the studio too.
A little bit of both.
Yeah.
He don't take all the phones.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
Breezy.
Oh, man.
My man, Chris Brown, I cut the fucking...
I opened my phone one day, they had the helicopters over his house.
I said, oh, shit.
It is tough being Chris.
I remember that shit.
Damn.
The helicopter.
The power usher.
It wasn't usher.
Oh, my bad.
What else? What else?
What else?
What else dropped?
What else dropped?
Belly dropped.
Belly did drop.
It's a real dope project, too.
Belly dropped.
Hit Boy did most of it.
I think it was 11 songs.
He did nine.
I don't know what to say.
It's sounding like Belly.
The Rick Ross joint, Cocaine Spoon, is my favorite.
Like to hear a little bit here.
Go, because it's the weekend. Let me help you with your vibe the belly is nice man shout out to
him she kissed the tip but she gon slurp the whole thing soon she don't never eat
but she got a cocaine spoon I said hoes will be hoes so I don't blame you too fat for the Ferrari. I got no leg room
I ain't your man on your side, but when you want to pull up you can slide
Never did Pilates she got a money up and did a body. We've been waxing on and off I'm the kid karate now Now she look like a photocopy. She acting cocky.
The sloppy sound like a Kawasaki.
That's why I got no.
Belly's nice.
That shit is tough.
He never did Pilates.
He got a money up and did a body.
What he say?
He said the sloppy sound like a Kawasaki.
We ain't start mocking him.
Shout out to Belly, man.
Shout out to Belly, man.
Good project.
It is.
It is a real good project.
Good project.
Too long between projects, Belly. man. Shout out to Belly, man. Good project. It is. It is a real good project. Good project.
Too long between projects, Belly, but good project.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not mad at you.
K-Tronata and M&A, M&A?
I forgot.
Sorry if I butchered your name.
Drop.
That shit is dope to me, man.
K-Tromina. K-Tromina is the group.
The group.
I really like that shit.
I like hearing rappers that can rap over dance-style beats.
Well, it's tough.
It's tough.
I wish more rappers would go to Ketronada for beats.
I don't.
Yeah, me neither.
Sorry.
Keep y'all ghetto asses over there with Alchemist and whoever the fuck y'all getting beats from.
Leave Ketronada alone.
Let us do our electronic.
Let him get with the R&B people.
Yeah, shout out to Al, but not right now, though.
Not right now, shout out.
We on electric EDM.
We ain't on that fucking hip hop.
Get you rapping ass niggas off a good K-Tronada beat.
I opened my phone.
I was excited.
I seen K-Tronada.
Then it said, and.
I was like, and who?
Like, and K-Tron some other nigga.
Like a similar name. Oh, that's the name of the group. That's the name of the group, yeah. Yeah, I'm not who? Like Anne, Ketra, some other nigga. Like a similar name.
Oh, that's the name of the group.
That's the name of the group, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not listening
to no rap over Ketra.
Now, it might be some slaps.
There's some slaps on there.
Are you going to play
one for a sleeper?
Yes, I am.
If it's fire,
I might check the rest out.
You're going to come in
next week like...
No, no, Ketra,
now I don't know
how to fuck with him.
All that other shit.
Have a blast. Have a blast. Have at it, why don't you know I fuck with him. All that other shit. Have a blast.
Have a blast.
Have at it, why don't you?
I have a question for you.
What you got?
So, we had a topic before.
This is real music about classic albums, right?
And a lot of people on the internet has been talking about, you know, on the podcast or the Patreon,
we talked about, you know, the Darnell Jones and they've been doing reviews and stuff if it was a classic yeah so some ladies on ladies night lovely and wavy
asked a question like i want to ask the jbp if what would be a classic soundtrack no you're
making faces for real and i thought it was a good question because you niggas is music niggas
i'm making faces no no no what's the classic soundtrack? I made a face that lovely and wavy. Classic soundtrack.
Like,
they said a bunch of those.
I was about to say
Boomerang,
Above the Rim.
I don't know
because I don't really listen to those.
Way to Exhale,
Boomerang.
Way to Exhale.
Boomerang and Way to Exhale.
The only two classic.
No.
There's more,
but those are the top two.
Those are creme de la creme.
That's the bar.
Okay.
So they're all classic soundtracks.
Okay.
While we're at this. I was just listening to the Boomerang soundtrack yesterday. That's the bar. Okay. So they're all classic soundtracks. Okay. While we're at this.
I was just listening to
the Boomerang soundtrack
yesterday.
Shout out to you.
Rap Caviar put out a list
of the 50 greatest
hip hop beats of all time.
Oh, I saw that.
I saw that.
Give me the top five.
The top five.
Number one,
Still Dre.
Number two,
Shook One's Part Two.
Oh.
Number three,
Grinding.
Number four, Who Shot Ya?
And five is Amelia.
Not bad choices.
Not bad at that list.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at the top five.
Amelia's wrong.
Oh, shit.
The one I was about to say is...
Wait, one, two, three, four, five.
Oh, the beat I was about to say is number 11,
Nothing But A G Thing.
Amelia's not better than Nothing But A G Thing at all.
Nowhere near.
Amelia not better than a bunch of beats.
Number six,
Kanye West,
Power.
Seven,
The Benjamins.
No, no, no.
Eight,
Still Tippin',
Mike Jones.
Nine,
Sicko Mode,
Travis Scott.
Ten,
Missy Elliott,
Get Your Freak On.
Eleven,
nothing but a G thing.
Twelve,
Cream.
Okay.
Thirteen,
The Message.
Fourteen,
Niggas in Paris.
Never, never, never, never, and never. 13 The Message 14 Niggas in Paris never
never
15 We Gon' Make It
I'm judging off which beat
did everyone grab to rap on
16 Throw Some D's
love that beat
never in a million years
17 Big Pimpin'
never in a million years never in a million years is Big, Big Pimpin'. Never in a million years.
That beat was fire.
Never in a million years is Big Pimpin' a top 20 beat of all time in hip hop.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
Superfire.
Top 20 all time?
No way.
Black Sheep, the choice is yours.
I won't argue.
Busta Rhymes, put your hands on my eyes to see.
I won't argue.
Yeah.
And that's in the 20s?
That shouldn't be in the 20s. No, that 20s? That shouldn't be in the 20s.
No, that's 19.
That shouldn't be that shit. That should be higher.
And 20 is Looney's.
Y'all just want to put everything in 20.
And 20 is the Looney's.
I got five on it.
Not bad at that.
21, Flavin' Ya Here.
22, Dipset Anthem.
23, They Reminisce Over You.
24, Some Cut by Trillville.
25 is Camp Low,
Luchini.
Luchini.
That's right.
26,
New York State of Mind.
27,
The Far Side Running.
I'm about to say we ain't here.
No preembeat yet?
28,
JZA,
Liquid Swords.
29,
Dreams and Nightmares.
30,
Knock If You Buck.
There's some questions
that sit in there.
It is.
There's a lot of questions.
You know what I think
they kind of confused though?
I'm thinking some of these.
Because I think some of the beats, but the hook with the beat combined was fire.
Yeah.
But if you just cut.
No, I'm just saying, if you cut the hook off and just played the beat, I don't know if
I stand with that list.
35 is BMF.
34, Mask Off.
33, Mass Appeal.
Mask Off.
32, Children's Story.
No. Mm-mm. No. Mask Off. 33, Mass Appeal. Mask Off. 32, Children's Story. No.
No.
Mask Off?
What do you mean no for Children's Story?
You talking about Slick Rick Jones?
Yeah, the beat.
No.
Yeah, the beat isn't what, well.
No.
It was whack to you?
No.
That shit was a hit twice.
So what are you saying no to?
You're just saying no.
Is They Reminisce Over You on there?
I don't like that.
Why?
Because it's a hit the first time, mainly because of Slick Rick.
And it's a hit the second time, mainly because of Montel Jordan.
So yeah, you're right.
But beat means vocals muted.
I don't see it.
I could be wrong.
But I don't see it.
40, March Madness. 39, Bowdy Bowdy. 38, whoa. muted I don't see it I could be wrong but I don't see it and then 40 March
Madness 39 bout about it 38 whoa 37 electric relaxation 36 Rough Riders
anthem I could come up with a better fit to you I'd need some time I think I
could come up with a better 50 than this too yeah represent this to kill this 50
fuck out of your rat carriers and I a month. I should try it.
You think you could do it?
I would like to hear you try to do it.
Absolutely.
Yeah, keep going, though.
The 50s.
Oh, you want me to do the whole thing?
41 is YG, my hitter.
Huh?
Exactly.
Exactly.
42.
Way better YG beats.
42.
That's the thing.
Juvenile, ha.
43, Kendrick, Mad City.
44.
Okay.
Shorty Low
They Know
45
See Murder
Down For My Niggas
I'm mad at that
That should be way higher
Way higher
Way higher
Way higher
That should actually
Maybe make the top 20
The beat alone
Goody Mob
Cell Therapy
Souls Of Mischief
93
You fucking right
93 Till Infinity
Paid In Full
48
49 Is Riding Spinners.
The remix of the regular.
The remix of the regular.
And 50, Chief Keef, I don't like.
Bang, bang.
That's a lot of them.
I don't like.
It sounds like the person that made this list just joined hip hop.
Or they're trying too hard to hit every era.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trying to be all inclusive.
Yeah, that's what it felt like.
I want to hit every era,
every region,
and I'm just going to go grab
something from everywhere.
Yeah.
Biggie, One More Chance remix
should be on this list.
I'm not dissapointed.
Would have to be.
You can't possibly.
That's just off the top of my head,
the one that
is like,
oh, y'all missed that, obviously.
They missed that.
Or Juicy.
One of them should be here.
Yeah.
I was listening for a while.
No puffing.
He said Benjamin.
Cube a good day.
Benjamin was on there, right?
Yeah, but it's...
Benjamin was on there.
Cube, today was a good day.
Today was a good day.
For sure.
Flavor in your ear.
That was on there.
Okay, that was on there.
But they reminisce over you?
No.
That was on there.
No, I didn't hear it.
That was on there.
Okay.
He said it.
It was on there.
As a matter of fact, I agree, Mel. It wasn't. He didn't say it. That's true. I didn't even say it. Word. there. Okay. He said it. It was on there. As a matter of fact, I agree, Mel.
It wasn't.
He didn't say it.
That's true.
I didn't even say it.
Word.
Yeah, Mel.
They took it off the list.
Facts.
We got you.
Yeah, Mel.
What else we got?
What else we got?
What else happened?
No more music, right?
No more.
I mean, in music, you see that Timbaland's making an AI app or plug-in or something like
that where you can access, he didn't say who,
someone who has gone
and passed
and used their vocals
for whatever he wanted to do.
He rolled that biggie shit out.
I'm sure it's,
maybe it's biggie.
So that a week later
I can roll out my app.
Yeah.
Can't be mad.
Can't be mad.
That shit is nasty.
You can't be mad though.
That shit is nasty.
Yes, you can.
I know.
But how a nigga get steak,
you can't be mad
how a nigga get no money.
That's true. That's true. You found a loophole. Because we mad about it I know. But how a nigga get steak, you can't be mad how a nigga get no money. That's true.
That's true.
You found the loophole.
I'm going to wait
until y'all finish
because we mad about it.
Yeah.
Tell us what are you mad
about it about.
We're acknowledging
the creativity.
Jokey, jokey time.
This nigga's crazy.
And the scam.
The scam.
We acknowledging
the nigga that came up.
That's what we acknowledging.
We'll continue.
You got to respect the jokes.
Yeah.
I don't want to hear
none of that shit.
I'm not a fan of that.
Get y'all's point out. I'm not a fan of it artist of that shit. I'm not a fan of that. Get your point out.
I'm not a fan of it artistically.
Right?
I'm not a fan.
Because even the shit that he did with Big, I didn't like that shit.
But I didn't know he had an ad coming.
You think Biggie's daughter liked it?
No.
Probably not.
You think Biggie's mom liked it?
Probably not.
You think Biggie's daughter's future daughter will like it?
We can't speak for that.
We guess we can't.
Because times has changed.
Times will change.
Keep coming here talking about estates and legacies.
Hold on, but times will change.
We have these talks that times ain't going to change.
If your music was a hit, then your lineage should be able to reap the benefits of the hit.
You said last part, a part a while ago, that sometimes when music play, even though it's a hit, it doesn't sonically sound good.
That don't matter. Hold on, listen. when music play, it doesn't, even though it's a hit, it doesn't sonically sound good. I'm saying that's it.
That don't matter.
Hold on, listen.
I'm saying that times has changed,
meaning that
if Biggie's daughter's daughter,
by that time,
they'll be accustomed
to the whole AI thing
and look forward to it.
You can't use my dad's voice
and my family not be paid.
People are starting
to trademark voices
that tell them.
That's the only thing
I'm talking about.
You're talking about payment-wise.
Yes, I don't care about
what they do sonically and artistically.
I got you, okay.
It's wrong that you want to take all of the dead great artists' vocals.
Marvin Gaye family ain't have it.
Not the Gays.
So you play if you want.
I'm saying everybody pretty soon is going to start trademarking their voice.
Well, that's where they're pushing.
That's where they're pushing.
That's what Guru, that was his response to it.
Trademark your actual voice.
My bigger thing about
the Timbaland shit.
Some people have started already.
My bigger thing about
the Timbaland shit
is he was mad
when Chris Brown and Drake
and them were trying
to use Aaliyah's vocals.
Yeah.
He was.
So now how are you going to be mad?
How are you going to be
using someone else's?
Unless it's Aaliyah,
I don't know.
It just feels wrong to me.
So you feel like he's
not using Aaliyah's.
You feel like it's wrong.
And it's corny like fucking Young Guru said.
Somebody find Young Guru's statement.
You feel like you have the right to use Aaliyah's joint, though, as you were saying, Paul.
You feel like that's a pass you'll give him if it was Aaliyah's vocals that he was manipulating?
Well, I still wouldn't give it a pass because he's mad about people not...
I think his quote was something like, only his musical soulmate should be able to use her...
Her musical soulmate should be able to use her vocals her musical soulmate should be able to use her vocals,
meaning him and Missy.
Missy and him.
So now you're going to give this vocal
to every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the world to rock with?
And now you want to pull up all the dead artist vocals
and let AI, you want to be the one to profit off of the AI using them?
That make sense to what y'all?
No.
Guru said, I love you, my brother.
You know I do,
but this ain't it. This is dangerous at a basic level and it's corny. Just corny. On the sides of the luddites. Here's the thing about AI that's really troubling is, yeah, it's able to accomplish
a whole bunch of stuff that is outside the realm of human ability, but what it cannot manipulate is it cannot manipulate certain things like sentimentalism, nostalgia.
These are human emotions that will never, ever be able to be mimicked by any kind of machine.
And even though it's awful when we do lose an artist and we lose an artist like, you know, Biggie, Michael Jackson, Prince.
There's something about having their catalog and it ending where they ended that it's like it's part of the soundtrack of our lives.
So the manipulation of trying to create music in their voice, but it's not them.
It's ugly.
It's really, it's yucky.
That echoes Tyler the Creator's
point about posthumous albums don't he said don't put no posthumous shit absolutely same thing when
I stopped the art he was like oh don't release any posthumous albums those were demos those were
not meant to be heard by the public if I wanted them out I'd have put them out right don't release
any of my posthumous music when somebody passes away, and that just adds to the value of they owe shit.
Right.
If I could just keep creating shit
that's not them in their voice,
it takes away from...
Now, let me ask y'all a flip side to this.
If an artist passed away,
and their estate,
you're trying to set this up for the kids,
for, like you said, the kids, kids, whatever,
and they decide to say,
hey, I want to use my dad's vocals
to try to put something together
to generate some money for us.
It depends,
because every estate ain't owned by the family.
I'm saying, in my example,
the family owns this.
This is their decision.
Do what you want.
You can do it.
Do what you want.
Yeah, okay.
It's not Timbaland doing it.
Right.
And listen, listen, and niggas be letting Timbaland get shit off, it's not Timbaland doing it right okay listen listen
and niggas be letting Timbaland get shit off because we love Timbaland yeah that whole beat
club shit we got questions about that too which one was that what is that where he got all of
these producers from all over the world signing the contract sending them shit and now he highlights
them on Instagram and there's some paperwork involved.
We had questions.
We got questions.
I don't.
You, Timbaland, if an up-and-coming producer wants to follow your dad,
then by all means, have at it.
Isn't that what has been happening forever, though?
Like producers that be fire.
The music business has been Has been corrupt forever That's not an excuse to me
For people to continue
Those business practices
If that's what he's doing
Give me your fire beat
I'll put my name on it
We gonna sell it for this
Yeah
Because if you sell it
You can't get that
You can't get that
But then I'm gonna take
But I'm gonna take what you
But I'm gonna take ten of them
And I'm gonna give you some bread
That you would've never had
And then hopefully
You can really start going around moving in.
Which is manipulative help.
It is.
Because now I'm going to go to the publishing office and tell them all these slaps I made.
And the publisher is going to say, no, you didn't.
And now what?
Nothing.
But now in marketing yourself, you can say, yo, I really am the producer behind this, this, this, this.
Too late.
If I have to walk into the office and say, I start the sentence with, I really am something, then this is over.
But now when I go sell a beat to Parks, who's an up-and-coming artist, I can say, yo, I really did those.
When I go sell a beat to Ice, now I can say, I really did those.
No, you can't.
It ain't going to work like that.
It's not going to work. It don't even matter. You can say I really did those. No, you can't. I'm telling you, it ain't going to work like that. It's not going to work.
It don't even matter.
You can say whatever you want
when you go anywhere you want.
If you can't prove it,
Mark.
Didn't Kanye do that?
Do what?
Do what?
He was the ghost producer
for Mad Niggas.
He was.
And he,
now that he's up,
or now when I'm moving around
and I'm meeting the people,
you can say,
y'all really did that beat.
But he made some earthquakes himself though.
Yeah different time. And he's done the exact opposite too. He's had like I got
the clip where he's talking about the down-and-out beat that everybody
attributes to him, Cam record. He didn't produce that. I'm saying this.
He didn't? If I made a beat for Park. Brian Miller did that. And I sold it to Park.
When I finally meet Parks
I can say
Yo you know
I was the nigga
Really behind such and such
And you're like
Oh word
I didn't know that
I bought it from Ice
Now I can now pitch to Parks
And say yo
I got some more shit
If you want it
Okay stop right there
You go to Parks
And say I'm really the person
Behind that Ice beat
Why he gotta believe that
He don't
So but
Realistically
Nevermind
I'm trying to have
A conversation with you And what I'm saying is he don't
have to believe me but he can say oh word I got some more beats do you mind if I send you some
more beats Park says no now I just killed the middleman business-wise I killed the middleman
hopefully Parks like some of the beats that I sent them and that's that the more beats part
is where the conversation line yeah don't care about that other shit i sold
i don't want to hear that you have heat or not yeah that's my point kanye i can't speak for
ghost producing and all that shit but there was never a point where he pulled out his laptop
and it wasn't no fire in there at no point that's my point facts from five grand a show
to 80 grand a show to show knife wonder talking about
We
Marry I say he's like I want to do a song with y'all it's like cool
So we went to the studio and we recorded I see now
And he was telling me his frustrations with Def Jam
Rockefeller, you know, he had this incredible album
that he wanted to put out and they were holding him back.
He was like, well, let us hear some of it.
So he played us.
Watch this.
I'm really a part.
He played us.
Work it out.
He came by my, at that time, two bedroom apartment.
My daughter is about two, is watching Barney on VHS tape.
He said, I got something I want you to see.
So he goes up while Barney is on now.
He goes up to the damn VHS and just hits eject.
My daughter loses it, right?
He puts in a VHS tape and it's a video for To The Wire.
He's like, you won't play it.
And then in October of 2003.
Here we go, brother.
We had a show at Virginia Tech.
Kanye was supposed to open up for us at the
time I think Kanye was getting like maybe five grand but then shortly after that in November
three singles came out all have what in the world?
Never a time.
With this thing opened up.
And it wasn't.
He didn't have no smokers in there.
World changers.
Mm-hmm.
I was in the building for that month.
That was unbelievable.
He's bugging.
And again, though, he been bugging for the last two years.
Unbeknownst to anybody.
You thinking D-Dot did it.
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
You thinking that's D-Dot heat.
No, no, no.
It's a laptop full of them.
But in this time
you done gave Alicia Keys
a huge slap.
Probably one of her biggest slaps.
You done resurrected Twista
respectfully
because I love Twista
at the time.
But you got a Twista
and you done gave fucking
Luda. Luda. Like and you then gave fucking Luda.
Luda.
Like dog
with a premier
Def Jam act.
Top of the top.
So yeah.
Jamie Foxx is next.
Kanye is next.
Related but unrelated
I just want to get it out.
Missy Elliott's
nominated for the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
and I think that's amazing.
Missy.
Let's go.
As is Cool Herc
which is crazy
that he hasn't been in there yet
in there already
but congratulations
congratulations
to the father of this shit
yeah shout out to Missy
shout out to Cool Herc
I'd like to see more of that
me too
I think it's coming
I hope that continues
I think it's coming
I think they're making
an effort to
include hip hop
every single year
or somebody
just from the culture
every year
we've seen it consistently, like,
for the last four or five years now.
Yo, we was talking about,
we was talking about Timbaland
with the AI shit and the producers.
What do we think about the rumor
that Ja Morant's apology was created by...
Written by ChatGPT.
Yeah, ChatGPT.
I wouldn't be surprised.
It don't even look like that.
Like, he just remixed his last shit.
No effort.
Exactly what I just said.
Let's move this word here, that word there, and say it again.
Do we all still stand where we stood last week?
Yes.
Which is where?
With regards to Ja.
Oh.
What did I say?
Because I think I stand exactly where I stand.
Okay.
I put both feet in there.
Yeah.
Got you, yeah.
I think I put my knees in the sand, too.
Some stuff has come out, basically, like J.J. Riddick had some really, really, really poignant points
with regards to how society is attempting to castrate Ja,
but the senator or congressman in Tennessee
sent out Christmas cards with him
and his whole family holding AR-15s.
What's one got to do with the other?
I'll explain.
And then the Texas governor or, you know what I mean,
all of these people are pushing guns, guns, guns, guns, guns.
We pro-gun, we pro-gun, we pro-gun,
and now we see Ja Morant holding a gun,
and now we're acting as if it's the end of the world
when he really didn't.
Are these men white?
Let me finish.
Are these men in the face of the NBA?
But that's the hypocrisy in the judgment.
I see both sides.
I'm just throwing a conversation out.
I'm just seeing if we still stand where we stand.
Was the NBA ever pro-gun or down with the NRA? That's the first question. I'm not, I'm just seeing if we still stand where we stand. Was the NBA ever pro-gun
or down with the NRA?
That's the first question.
I don't know.
No,
the NBA is super
family friendly.
Okay,
so that's,
those guys are pro-gun
and down with the NRA.
Are any of those
gentlemen
superstar faces
of a private business?
Yes.
The people that
he brought up know. I wish I could find
it, but I saw somebody posted a picture
and it was of a white basketball player.
Chris Kamen.
Steven Jackson posted Chris Kamen
with guns in 2012, 2013,
2015, and one other year.
Right, so they said that
absolutely it didn't cause a ripple
in the pond whatsoever.
Chris Kamen was a scrub.
No, he wasn't.
No, he wasn't a scrub.
Nobody cares about Chris Kamen.
One, I ain't see that.
Chris Kamen was never driving around.
Two, that matters.
Yeah.
That matters.
That's a lot that comes with being a superstar.
But look at the scenery, though.
He's in the car playing music, waving a gun all around.
Like, the whole shit.
And then he's on top of her.
The whole shit looks nasty for a person of his caliber to be doing.
And this is where the conversation comes in.
It's the scenery.
And this is where the conversation comes in.
If he was in his house sitting down and he was showing off his gun collection,
I don't think we'll be that hard on him.
I don't think we'll be that hard.
He probably stands.
You're probably pro-gun.
You're in the car,
listening to music,
waving it up,
that shit could go.
There's so much things
that can happen
at that moment
that starts to come
in your brain
that makes you judge him.
Like, nigga,
what are you doing?
Why are you even doing it?
Yeah, I don't see
where you're going.
I'm not going anywhere.
I just asked if anybody
felt differently
about the situation.
There has been a lot of people
that are saying,
no laws.
It's a conversation to be had.
I agree.
The one thing is that when you sign a contract, if you sign a contract, which I know they do, have character clauses and shit in their contracts,
and if this goes or directly violates an NBA rule, then, yeah, you should be punished for violating a rule.
If Joe Budden says, yo, you can't come to work high and talk on camera and I come to work high and I'm slurring, I'm doing whatever, then yeah, I signed a piece of
paper that said this is against the laws
of this particular entity for
me to come to work and do that, right?
But weed ain't illegal.
But you're also wrong.
But wait, you're also wrong.
What you mean? People lose
their gig all the
time based off
shit they didn't do at all.
What are you talking about?
How am I wrong?
Because you're saying if there's a character clause, I'm saying it don't have to even be that.
It don't have to be that.
It don't.
Now, if that is the case, then I feel that that is wrong.
Which one?
So you're part.
If there's no character clause case you're saying?
I know, but I know for a fact that the NBA has to sign character clauses and shit like that.
And there's image things.
That's what I mean.
Character and image.
That's what you're saying.
They're synonymous.
I think that then he's wrong in that.
But the way that we are viewing this guy carrying a gun that is not illegal in many states for him to have a gun,
even if he's waving it on his Instagram Live, it is not illegal for him to have a gun. Even if he's waving it on his Instagram Live,
it is not illegal for him to do that either
outside of that piece where if you sign something
saying it's wrong, I think that we are,
and again, I've stood on that side last week,
but now gathering more information and other opinions,
it opened me up to maybe this isn't as bad
as we are making it.
How much time did you take to kiss?
One second, one second.
Let me ask you a question.
One part you're missing. You just got caught doing take to kiss shit? One second, one second. Let me ask you a question. One part you're missing.
You just got caught doing it before,
sat with the commissioner, got suspended.
Okay, so you now know that this is wrong.
Wrong is what?
What do you mean wrong is what?
You know, you just had to face repercussions
for doing this exact same thing.
True.
Whether it be legal,
I'm not speaking on the legal aspect.
I'm talking about for your job,
where you work at,
and that's why.
Hold on, hold on.
For your job, where you work at,
you know the action that you did,
you just had to face disciplinary action for.
You turn around and do the exact same thing again,
I don't feel for you.
I don't either.
I ain't talking about you,
but these athletes are caping for Ja Morant
because at some point,
Ja Morant will be back in good favor because his skill set, you can project that.
So these people is trying to get ahead of that.
I'm not mad at them, but he looks stupid.
He do.
How much kids or people or teens you've seen wave a gun and it goes off?
It's not even a conversation you want to have up to 200 amps.
Nothing's asking.
I'm just saying, doing what he did, we've seen situations on the internet. I'm doing exactly
what he did and something
happened.
I agree with him.
He's saying a fact. I'm asking the room
with more information
do we, everybody's
influential to us in the public spotlight, some more than others.
I'm just asking if we feel differently.
Antoine, no.
I'm not saying that I feel differently.
Forget the gun.
Forget the gun.
Forget about that.
He just watched Kyrie's tweet land him in a good position.
It landed him, himself.
He got his sneaker deal.
So, yeah, you can't wave a gun He got his sneaker deal. So, yeah.
You can't wave a gun and keep your sneaker
deal. It's not the best thing to do.
I'm just asking,
is the public outcry? And I don't think that
the older
people are wrong for holding
him accountable in that.
Nobody's saying he broke a law.
And you certainly have the right
to
hold a weapon,
garnish your weapon, protect yourself,
all of that America killing and shit.
And then what do you, as a leader,
what do you show in the public?
You can't do that in the NBA.
There's a lot of niggas out here,
free them.
That's the face of Nike.
I'm out.
Hold on.
I'll be selling your sneakers.
John Morant.
There's a lot of people out here that did music videos,
did videos like that, holding guns and are in jail.
You lost him.
No, I'm telling you.
I'm saying that he's influential, like I said earlier.
You said he's a leader.
He ain't.
How is he not a leader?
He influential.
I don't mean you're a leader.
Hold on.
Let me just ask you.
You said that you lost.
I'm saying that that can encourage people to keep doing it.
If he gets away with that, that's encouraging because a lot of niggas that do it Music videos and shit like that they go to jail they get arrested dog the NBA was on Allen Iverson asked for a lot
But one of them was cornrows. Mm-hmm. Like David Stern made people change the way they dressed in games
They were not participating in because of appearance for the league
We're trying to grow this business and make some real money so we can share in this shit. They did it in A.I.'s rap album
because of the lyrics in the album.
David Stern,
they had some real big uphill battles
in terms of getting the players
and the league on the same accord
in terms of how they represent themselves.
That is not for some little 23-year-old nigga
to come fuck it all up
because you can't keep a gun off
Instagram Live with your little idiot friends.
It don't make sense.
You can't be the one to hinder
all of this shit that
preceded you. And again, my whole point
with everything is
the fact that
you just got away with this.
That's really what's major to me.
It's like you didn't learn.
I get what you're saying. He didn't break any laws.
Is the outcry worse than the action?
But I think a
lot of people are looking at that you just did this it's no different than a player who we talk
about chris paul is a dirty player because he has a history of doing certain things so when he do it
he might get a different call or he might get a different treatment than another person that do
it or draymond green or something like that because they because of the history it's like dog you just did this you know there's a consequence for it and you did it again yeah people are not going
to be feeling you right now there's going to be a bigger outcry if it happens again it's going to
be even bigger outcry Simba
to my nigga out in Memphis moving senseless I love you you're someone that my nephew and all
my cousins look up to
You sell out every game at every stadium you come to
And you made a lot of environments that most of us get stuck to
A lot of college coaches wish they never would've snubbed you
Cause you bought on all the niggas that recruiters break the ball
Number two, all them niggas ended up under you
Let's go Simba, starlet's finest right here
It's like we live in this different
We flex in front of the cameras to show the ghetto we did it Some of us like the flexes to show the rest they can get it Starlet's finest right here dismiss it but you done it twice in two months you tripping the culture we put you in this position
the music we make influences you young decisions some even rappers say they ain't role models they
and running from responsibilities that we was given feel like it's all on your shoulders
only 23 but the world wants you to be older a bunch of bad and lick at your disposal
when the people you do business with they supposed to control you
Bad bitches are licking at your disposal and the people you do business with,
they're supposed to control you.
Spitting.
See, and that's really the point, I guess, right?
And I'll say this in closing.
For me, it's the 200 million part.
It's not the, did he break a law?
Did Chris Kamen?
Did some other white person?
Did some governor official do it?
You, as a young black man who we keep seeing with your dad, you got 200 M's.
All black people want you to do is keep it.
I think it's really just that simple.
A thousand percent.
We just want you to have it.
Or don't jeopardize anything that could get you more than 200 M's.
Because his next contract is another.
We wanted you to get that extra 40 mil from the All-NBA team.
There was a couple names on that All-NBA team I did not
expect to see. That's all John Morant
for. I think they punished him. It's all John Morant
for. I think they punished him. Shout out to John Morant,
man. Grizzlies. I'll be watching
all y'all games. But listen, y'all niggas,
they ain't just putting that on John.
Them niggas have every gang member in the world
come sit at Celebrity Row.
I'm not just
putting it on you. Because that's what's hot there.
That's a big one.
That's what's hot.
Yeah.
That's what's selling.
Imagine if the Knicks
didn't give me my celebrity row seat
and then I turn on the TV
and see every gang member in the world
in the front row.
It's like, oh, this is not...
But every stadium
don't do the celebrity row.
Some niggas you got to pay.
Who can really pay for that?
The hustler.
You get what I'm saying?
Every arena, and every arena is aware.
Who is who?
Of who's coming to the front row.
Even if you bought them, they aware of, like, come on, come on, Memphis.
What else we got? What else, what else, what else, what else? Oh, we had some shit come on, Memphis. What else we got?
What else, what else, what else, what else?
Oh, we had some shit we was talking about.
What were we talking about?
We were talking about flow.
What were we talking about?
Honey.
Honey?
I asked you about honey.
We was talking about cleaning.
Honey.
Oh, you want to talk about that part?
You want to get honey in here, right?
I want to get honey in here, and I also want to clean.
There was honey in here, but Ish be drinking the honey straight with no chaser.
We don't allow him.
He be putting a little tube to his mouth.
Yo, Paul.
Sucking the fucking honey out.
He do extra light skin shit.
Stop sucking on the honey.
Stop sucking the honey out the bottle.
First of all, I bought the honey here.
Secondly.
Oh, you winning the pool.
You winning the pool.
Can we get new honey?
We can get more honey.
Are you going to sign
your contract?
The extension?
The amendment?
The extension.
Can we get this clean?
Yo, y'all's coming.
Yo, we do need this clean.
There you go.
My man.
I don't know who was here
yesterday for y'all little...
No, no, no.
That's hate.
Hold on, hold on.
Don't say little.
Don't say little, bro.
That's hate.
It's a highly successful show.
Really successful show. Thank you. Thank you, Ice. Thank you, Ice. Really good show the other day. Really't say little, bro. That's hey. It's a highly successful show. Really successful show.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ice.
Really good show the other day.
Really good show the other day.
I apologize.
Well, I don't know who y'all had.
I think Bretman was sitting here.
Or this particular.
Stop shouting your people out.
We let you get Lucy and Pearl off earlier.
Lucy and Pearl.
Yeah.
Ladies night.
That's my people.
Lucy and Pearl.
What the fuck you talking about?
He already got some shit going on.
It's not, it's genuine.
Why y'all do that?
You're a fool, yo.
You so biased, because when it comes to your friends, niggas got to sit here like this.
Can you rewind that, please?
I'm going to tell you this.
That's a friend of the show.
You're not going to use whatever you think is going to happen against my friends.
They not going to, nigga, I have to sit here and listen to that bullshit.
You talking about my baby Rose, man? I have to listen to him.
And like, all right, cool.
So when we shout out our friends
or people that we fuck with,
he cracks a stupid ass joke.
He made fun of his man.
You made fun of him.
Welcome, nigga.
You made fun of his man record,
even though it sounds like it.
How did you come up with that?
Hey, Flip, we all make fun of him.
Look at that ain't no shit.
He told the truth about his man record.
You shouldn't have told the truth like that.
You do got to clean the mic.
You know how many times I went to go rap a verse
and could smell some other rapper's breath on the mic?
Joe, you get too much money up here, Joe.
This shit clean, bro.
You get a lot of money, too, though, now.
I've been texting Ian, Joe, can y'all clean the mics, bro?
Clean the mics.
You get a lot of money, too, now.
There's a certain spray and a certain rag.
To the picture next to the complex signs.
All that shit. What, your. There's a certain spray and a certain rag. To the picture next to the complex signs. All that shit.
Huh?
Bought your mom and grandma a little something.
JR ain't been here since them checks started coming in.
He a little tight.
He a little tight.
And you knew about my meeting before I went there.
I don't like that shit neither.
Yeah.
You be whispering shit to me and then looking straight like you ain't say it.
Like, who the fuck said it?
It's you.
Well, yeah.
I know about that meeting you got.
Well, yeah.
And he looks straight like he's doing something.
I thought you knew
that that was me
leveraging his relationship equity
with people and companies
to give people opportunities.
I thought that you knew
that was me doing that.
Oh.
You thought it was just what he...
I respect that.
Ian don't do nothing
but leverage me.
All that convoluted bullshit
you just said, I respect.
Salute.
All Ian do is leverage me,
I'm telling you.
Salute.
We did leverage you. I know. All right. But that has All Ian do is leverage me, I'm telling you. Salute. We did leverage you.
I know.
All right.
But that has nothing to do with cleaning the fucking mic so we won't get sick.
We be coughing and shit.
You said bread man was here.
I don't know what kind of bread he was eating.
Oh, shit.
Stop.
Now you see.
Now you see.
Now you see.
Them niggas coming for you.
Stop.
Stop.
I don't know.
All right.
Come on.
What else we got that's important?
It's my bed.
Stop.
I believe you.
It's my breath.
I did want to tell y'all, I picked up the newspaper the other day.
This is my last bit of music news.
And it was the Daily News.
And Chef G was on the cover of the Daily News.
Can we see it?
It's over there.
It's over there.
I'm not plugging it. It's fucked on the Daily News. I just see it? It's over there. It's over there. I'm not plugging it.
It's fucked on the Daily News.
I just want to read it.
Okay.
Well, you can read it.
My Cliff Note version is, I'm not reading it in they words because when they word shit
from our culture, it sounds, it's bad, but it sounds like the devil.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The devil.
The domestic terrorist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All of that.
the domestic terrorist yeah yeah so what they said was chef g and sleepy hollow used money that they got from music uh and people affiliated with them had some weapons went to an op neighborhood
shot this is in 2020 shot up the ops neighborhood six people injured one guy one person died and allegedly they went to a fancy
steak restaurant to celebrate this murder uh and while they were celebrating the shooter
was gifted a chain of the dead guy's street name I wanted to come in here
I won't say what I really want to say
Because I'm sure these people have friends
Yeah
But are you trying to get caught?
Like are you going out of your way
To incriminate yourself
Or add clues to help
All of y'all be taken down?
I think At some point in time,
I think this is representative of life,
but you get so comfortable with your successes
that you stop covering your bases.
Like even for drug dealers, whoever,
at one point you was meticulous. You was watching
your back and you just, you moving now. It's seven years of just freedom and no hiccups,
eight years, nine years. It's like cheating on your girl. You'll be covering your bases,
but then you get comfortable in your cheat. Oh, I got really bad in my later years.
You get what I'm saying? You get comfortable in your cheap. You stop covering your bases that you used to cover before.
And I think you just start getting lax in it.
And you just start doing dumb shit.
And you start doing slip ups.
I think it could be that.
I also think these niggas think they smarter than they are.
That's what I mean.
I don't even think that you're not going to get caught.
You just think that you're not covering yourself.
It's just a lot of these niggas think, hey, as long as I didn't.
Because they tell on themselves on Instagram left and right. But a lot of niggas think, hey, as long as I didn't, because they tell on themselves
on Instagram, left and right.
But a lot of niggas think,
oh, because my page is private,
only the people I allow to see it
is going to see this,
or only if I put it in a close friend's
and shit like that.
Like, bro, they monitoring all of your shit.
If they could read through teardrops,
teardrops,
nigga, why wouldn't they read
through the signs,
the chain?
You watch these movies,
you watch movies,
and the movies
don't show you the...
There you go.
Like, you see Tariq
do some shit on,
or you seen Ghost
do some shit on Power,
and you really think
you could do that?
You stupid motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
The dude...
Them niggas are speaking...
Spoiler alert.
The dude on Power threw his uncle off a roof the other day and just got away with it.
Like, it ain't cameras in this billionaire building that you got to go through.
They ain't seen you leave right after he threw him off the roof.
Such a doofy ass down.
I think that people just think that the cameras is not on at all times.
Like, you went to a dinner.
You don't think nobody got you on camera going to the dinner.
Hold on, hold on.
They were communicating in pig Latin about the shit that they were doing.
Oh, that a confusing one.
No way.
They were.
They threw a little A at the end of it.
Pigs never heard of that one.
Ooh, hey, okay.
Ooh, hey, okay.
It was a good shot.
It was a good shot.
Ooh, hey, okay.
Yo, listen, they figured out niggas was communicating in the 80s with numbers.
You know how you replace the numbers with letters?
They figured that shit out.
Like, cops are like, huh, huh.
Oh, shit.
Come on, it's the weekend.
Let's get back to fun.
Okay, here you go again.
No, this is fun.
It is fun.
Stupid motherfuckers thinking y'all mathematicians and y'all doing one plus one.
I don't think it's fun.
I'd probably be in a strip club with these niggas' cousins.
Or them.
Or them. Or them. Or them.
Or them.
Or them.
And they'll be mad at you.
And they're going to start
OJ-ing your ass.
What you say
on your podcast?
Oh, I go nice and early
with everything.
These killers got to be
punctual to get with me.
Y'all got to do
the little things.
It ain't just about
busting your gun with me, buddy.
Meticulous details, buddy.
Yeah, buddy.
Listen, hearing word of T.I. versus Rick Ross in a versus.
You a scam.
Rick Ross already did one, handled two chains accordingly.
As a winner, he should be able to face somebody else.
We hearing about T.I. versus Ross.
I think Ross has a good shot to win that.
I don't know.
T.I. ain't two chains.
At all.
No disrespect to two chains.
I don't think it's an easy win for T.I.
I think he wins, though.
I think it's an easier win for T.I. than it is for Ross.
I got Ross.
Demo matters. Demo is really,. I got Ross. Demo matters.
Demo is really, really, really important.
But I think T.I. edges this out.
I don't think 2020.
Who has more?
He should.
Who got more?
I will say he should.
T.I. has bigger records.
T.I. should.
More commercial hits, right?
T.I. has a deeper catalog.
I think he does.
But 20.
But in a deeper catalog, is it going to have songs that resonate?
Deeper as in with slaps.
Fire.
He got fire.
Not just in records.
I don't know if that's true when it comes to T.I.
In a versus, you only got to win 11 to win the versus.
I think that Rick Ross could win 11 joints against T.I.
I don't.
You know.
What you know about that? Y'all have swagger like us as 11 joints against T.I. I don't. You know. What you know about that rubber band?
Y'all have swagger like us as a point for T.I.?
Depending on what Ross plays.
Like, how people respond to that record will tell me how this battle will go.
Again, it depends on what it goes up against.
That's what it always...
I say this every time.
We can sit here and start listing records, point this, not point that, but matchup matters.
What record wins between
tell a nigga no when her ass so fat.
Now, why you want to go and do that
versus Magnificent?
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
What about,
what record would T.I. put against?
If you make that face,
I'm going to say Dice Pineapple's next.
What would T.I. put against Aston Martin?
What's the name of the song?
Aston Martin Music.
Aston Martin Music.
What T.I. would put against him?
He got a couple records.
He got a lot.
He's going to have to pull out one of his joints.
He got a lot.
I just think T.I.
Where do we have to go?
I think T.I. got 11 songs.
I do too.
You only got to win 11.
You only got to win 11.
Name them.
Because like I said, what are you going to do?
I know he got them, but I just want to see which one's coming.
What does Ross play to run this town? T.I.'s on Run This Town? I mean, what do you want? I know he got them, but I just want to see which ones. What does Ross play to run this town?
T.I.'s on Run This Town?
I mean, not Run This Town.
Live Your Life.
Eh.
Eh.
That's a point.
He loses.
He got that one, yeah.
He better not waste hustling.
He better not waste hustling.
I don't care what you play against him.
Yeah, but T.I I only got one of those
No?
Yes he does
Look he only got one of those
But he got some A's
Under it
That's one
But he got a bunch of 180's
If Destiny's Child
Soldier comes on
I don't even know
If he's gonna play that song
Good
I doubt you hear that record
Well then he only has
One of the Live Your Life
And then you're like
Ayyyy Ain't got no time for no big part I doubt you hear that record. Well, then he only has wanted to live your life. And then you're like,
hey,
ain't got no time for no big fun,
just living your life.
That's his child's big feature.
Justin Timberlake is a big feature.
Justin Timberlake song,
the fucking Blurred Lines song.
It just depends on who the demo and the crowd is.
That really matters.
It really do.
What you know about that,
he got songs, yo.
A lot of them. Well, that's a fact. We all agree. Didn't T.I you know about that, he got songs, yo. A lot of them.
Well, that's a fact.
We all agree.
So didn't T.I. initially want to go against 50?
Yes.
He wanted anybody from New York.
So you think that 50, you think he would have beat 52?
I don't know about that.
Oh, okay.
He wanted whoever was New York's representative.
Got it.
He wanted 50.
He wanted Buster.
He didn't want Buster.
He did not want Buster.
No, Buster jumped up.
Buster called him out.
That's right.
You're correct. I stand corrected. He tapped out a littleusta. He did not want Busta. No, Busta jumped up. Busta called him out and he tapped out a little bit.
But he wanted...
I look forward to the return of Versus.
Me too.
Me too.
Get back to it.
Does Hustlin' beat Rubber Band Man?
Yes.
Yes.
That's my shit, though.
That shit was fire.
He used to scare me.
But that's why
that example you just gave,
Flip,
is why I think
Ross will fare better
than we imagined.
He's a little more recent,
so he catches recent wave.
He has features
with the recent artists
that are still relevant
right now.
T.I. got the joints
where I had to try to work a record
when Rubber Band Man was out.
I have a different respect for him.
But all of that,
I got my heat.
Tap, tap, tap.
Tap, tap, tap.
Bam!
Bam, bam, bam.
I just want to see it.
The fans wins.
The fans win.
Hey, y'all niggas also said 2 Chainz was going to handle Ross a little bit.
They did.
They thought that was going to be a lot tougher than it was.
I thought it was.
I remember.
I remember it.
Y'all did that whole Dipset Locks thing again.
Did y'all be doing?
Stop, yo.
They did.
They did.
You don't have to bring
that up, though.
You can bring something else up.
That's still a sore spot
for some of us, man.
Yeah.
Just, yeah.
It's cool.
Fuck.
That was a great New York night.
It was.
It was, but it wasn't.
That was a great New York night.
It was.
And I told y'all
a lot of people were going to do that.
But anyway,
I just want to see it.
What else?
What else?
What else? What else What else What else
What else we got
What
I love it right by you
I love you man
I watch you
I let it go right on by
I'm glad that
We're developing
A chemistry now
To where
You and Ishby
Know what's in my brain
Sometimes
Like I'm glad
That happens Where I don't have to say it
and y'all still can hear me say, oh, he cursing niggas out.
Because you do a look.
He's serving niggas up in his brain.
You do a look.
It's a three-pronged look you do.
So you're about to say something.
You go like this, this, and then you go back to the board.
That's when I know you stopped yourself from saying something.
The middle is the stop.
That's what I call it.
That nigga burned my hoodie off with his eyes.
He do that to me.
He be like this.
He look.
You know what he do to me?
Let me tell you what he do to me.
I told him this the other day.
The nigga, for the sake of the pod, we got to discuss topics.
The nigga will make me go walk off the plane
He do he do
I'm like yo for real dog
That's what I gotta do
I gotta be
Would a nigga do this stupid shit
I gotta be the sacrificial
He lay you
I gotta be the sacrificial lamb
That's what you be violating as well
Don't fold your hands
Stop
Oh shit
Off the verses conversation
I had a bright idea the other day
For at least two years now
I've been trying to find
The appropriate matchup for Missy Elliott
Okay
And I think I got it
Nobody else will agree
But I got her who?
Raphael Sadiq
Have they done a versus where it's like a
Male artist catalog and a female artist catalog? John Legend, Alicia Keys.
Yeah. Okay, okay. Right, right.
I didn't see that one.
I forgot about that. Interesting.
Interesting.
They won't do it.
It's hard to do.
No, it ain't.
Missy be winning when I think
of names because of her writer.
Her writer bag, her rap bag.
She's too much of a Swiss Army knife.
She is.
She is.
She's too great.
But so is Raphael Sadiq.
So now he has Tony, Tony, Tony classics.
Raphael Sadiq.
He's got his own.
But his pen.
Cranes in the Sky, Solange, D'Angelo.
Lucy Pearl.
Lucy Pearl. Lucy Pearl.
Like, the things that he has just wrote puts him right there.
Perfect.
I think it's a hard sell.
Well, that's why we wouldn't see it.
Because the demo is going to be so different.
We wouldn't see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We wouldn't see it.
But I'm just being creatively what would make sense.
I would love to see Raphael Sadiq and Missy Elliott.
I like that.
You got to pull up his shit.
I'm familiar with a good...
Get more familiar with it.
A lot of joints on that pin.
Oh, I forgot.
Another point of congratulations.
Ludacris got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
That's what's up.
He did.
Yeah. Clap it what's up. Yeah.
Stop.
Stand up!
I'm not clapping no more when niggas get walked off stage.
It's over.
They pulled the curtain back now.
I love Ludacris. Congratulations. All right. Fair enough.
I love Ludacris.
Congratulations.
I'm glad that he was successful enough to- Wait, wait.
There's a scam to it?
It's not a scam.
It's not a scam.
You just buy it.
You can buy it.
There's a ticket.
You can pay.
What?
It's like 30 grand.
Muhammad Ali didn't buy it, man.
Stop.
Nah, a bunch of the old head things.
Hey, his shit is-
Muhammad Ali is the only one on the wall, too.
We ain't going to play around like that.
Nigga, they gave Philip Drummond a star.
Bad bum ass niggas.
Why?
Nigga, they shouldn't have a star.
Why they did that?
Y'all told them, well, give me a star.
Fuck y'all.
You went to the star before?
You went there?
You went to the star before.
It's called the Walk of Fame.
Whatever.
No, because fuck them now.
For $30,000, it's a star.
It's a star land.
Yeah.
What's worse?
Their Hollywood Boulevard or our Times Square?
They both dirty and infested
with bums
and scammers
I would say
Hollywood Boulevard
is worse
Times Square ain't dirty
no more nigga
stop
then Times Square
Times Square is exciting
Times Square is not dirty
that shit lit
Times Square is dirty
Times Square is dirty
no it's not
Times Square is a
fucking bike lane
I'm not the most
familiar with
Hollywood Boulevard
it's dirty but Times Square is dirty wait wait wait. I'm not the most familiar with Hollywood Boulevard. It's dirty.
But Times Square is dirty.
Wait, wait, wait.
You talking about 80s dirty?
No, it's dirty right now.
Who need Juliana to clean that shit up?
No, he did not.
It's dirty in there.
He might have swept a little bit, but he ain't cleaned it up.
Having just left LA, Times Square, you can eat off the floor in comparison
to Hollywood Boulevard.
It's disgusting.
And you know that because in Times Square,
they're eating off the floor.
They're eating off the floor.
Nasty, degenerate, bum ass niggas.
Clean that shit up.
I don't know about Hollywood.
Yo, you know how many times, long time ago,
long time ago, you know how many times girls
would come into town and you'd be about to set something up
and be like, ah, ah, where you staying at?
And they're like, right here in all right, where you staying at?
And they're like,
right here in Times Square.
Bitch, no.
Don't even want to go.
Get your nasty, filthy,
heathen ass vagina or something.
He's not lying.
Ew.
That's not no mortal.
Imagine fucking a Times Square girl.
What?
It's still nasty.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are y'all talking about?
I worked in Times Square
for 12 years.
That shit is dirty.
Prostitution?
Dirt?
No.
He's right.
No, just like dirt.
When somebody tells you they stand in Times Square, you be like, oh.
It's not as bad as it used to be, but it's still dirty.
All right, so if it's, no, it's not.
It's clean now.
They cleaned it up.
All right, maybe it's clean to you.
Cleanish.
Maybe it's clean to you.
You went there recently?
Clean is subjective.
And it's still dirty?
I've seen a rat eating with a pigeon.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
He saw a rat eating with a pigeon is what he said.
You're sharing.
But rats take it.
It's okay, buddy. It's okay. Come on. We saw a rat eating with a pigeon. Sharing. But rats take... It's okay, buddy.
It's okay.
Come on.
We don't have to fight
for Times Square integrity.
Yo.
What else?
What else?
What else?
Okay, so they remade
the movie White Man Can't Jump
starring Jack Harlow
and who else is in it, Ice?
Boom.
You saw 20 minutes of it.
Best sleep I ever got.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man. I'm tired of you niggas disrespecting the culture. Thank, shit. Oh, man.
I'm tired of you niggas disrespecting the culture.
Thank you.
And the great movies.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
It looked trash.
It looked trash.
Yeah.
Come on, Jack Hall.
I can't believe you went to go watch it.
No, it's on Hulu.
It's on Hulu.
Oh, damn, man.
Wesley Snipes.
That shit in the theater?
It had a short run in the theater.
What's up, a nigga named?
No, it just dropped today.
Woody Harrelson.
Oh, they went and shot the DVD?
No, I saw Woody Harrelson.
No, no, no. I forgot his name. Woody Harrelson and It was in the DVD? No, I saw Woody Harrelson. No, I forgot his name.
Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes.
You can't...
Stop fucking up the...
And Rosie.
Stop fucking up the...
The hits, the classics.
Stop.
Yeah.
We don't give a fuck about that.
We like out...
Like, certain shit needs to be untouched.
I'm drawing the line.
They better not fucking touch set it off.
The 25-year-olds don't know that, though.
Nigga, re-release them.
Go master it some way.
Did they redo the Ice Cube scene?
The 25-year-olds don't know.
It's a good bag to go do that.
Yeah.
And release White Men Can't Jump with Jack Harlow.
They did House Party.
Yeah.
They did Space Jam.
It's a nice bag.
It's a nice bag.
Going back, getting them shits, bro.
All that shit was trash.
Boys in the hood, they can redo all them shits.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Praise Jam.
You can't do it garbage.
You can't redo
Boys in the Hood.
I know, but it's garbage.
Listen, I'm with you.
I could see them
doing Set It Off.
I will be very upset
if they do Set It Off.
Set It Off is coming.
I don't know if y'all...
Yeah.
It's coming.
City Girls.
Sweetie.
Meg and Sweetie.
What movie that they done over that was good?
Shut up
None
None
Leave it alone
Nigga
I wasn't mad
They fucked up coming to America
They fucked that up bad
No no they did
They made that shit
Just so you know
Essence reported that Issa Rae is working on a Set It Off remake
I heard
Just so you know Mel I forgot who it was Somebody tweeted about it That they were like Essence reported that Issa Rae is working on a Set It Off remake. I heard.
Just so you know, Mel. I forgot who it was.
Somebody tweeted about it that they were like,
Issa Rae needs to write it and Lupita Nyong'o needs to star in it
and Rihanna needs to be a part of it or something like that.
And I'm like...
Let's remake I Got the Hook Up.
I Got the Hook Up 3.
They did that.
They did that.
Give me some more.
They're just touching shit.
Stop.
Let's keep naming movies nobody cares about.
That's a good segment.
I Got the Hookup is a hook classic.
It is.
So don't say nobody cares about it.
He's right.
Why, you watching Stella Got a Groove Bag?
We was watching I Got the Hookup, man.
We was watching I Got the Hookup.
What the fuck you talking about?
Ice, you had a no limit chain.
So?
And I had I Got the Hookup. Let's go, Ice. That's why I was important to you. That shit was. Well fuck. Cock out.
Why you show your pussy not the asshole? Harry Potter.
She like why you bring that up? You a asshole. Harry Potter.
Try to go through my phone ain't know the passcode. Harry Potter.
Dumb bitch. It's my birthday. Harry Potter.
You woulda knew that if you loved me in the first place. You didn't hear this?
Who is this? Who the person? You don't even love yourself.
She fire.
No, you don't.
Then why you using all those filters then?
You thought you was off the hook.
Now I'm about to reel you in, ugly bitch.
Bitch, you been caught.
You not the catch.
This bitch a dog.
You been caught.
She far fetched.
Yo, that's a bar though.
That's a bar.
Nah, he was killing.
You been caught.
You not the catch.
He opens up the door.
Who is this? song, dog.
Who is that? She a dog.
She far-fetched.
Nah, play it again.
Bam, he opens up the song.
That's his opening line.
She like, why you bring that up?
You an asshole, pop.
Trying to go through my phone, ain't know the passcode.
Stupid bitch.
It's my birthday.
You gonna do that if you love me in the first place.
You don't even love yourself.
No, you don't.
Then why you using all those filters then?
You thought you was off the hook.
Now I'm about to reel you in.
He killin'.
Bitch, you been caught.
You not the catch.
Ugly bitch.
Bitch, a dog.
She far-fetched.
Ugly bitch.
You look like my un-
Bitch.
I need to find the rest of this shit.
Yo, who is this?
He was smoking this shit. You, who is this? He was smoking this shit.
You never heard of him?
No.
The opening line is, why you shave your pussy, not your ass?
That's valid.
Very good question.
That's the opening line of the song.
That goes on the left part.
Get right to the point.
That's the opening line.
That goes on the left.
Get right to it.
Yeah.
I got something I've been wondering.
Something I've been meaning to get at you.
Oh, man.
That's the nigga opening line, dog.
What else?
What else?
What happened to mono?
What?
Mono nucleosis?
It turned into COVID.
It turned into COVID.
No, it's a few things that we just stop hearing about.
Mono and Krebs definitely retiring. I feel like that we just stop hearing about. Mano and Krabs definitely retiring.
I feel like that's a high school thing.
Mano.
Niggas die from Krabs.
Hepatitis.
Hepatitis is still around, you idiot.
What are you talking about?
No, what's the shit they give you to shot for when you go to jail?
That's the only thing they care about in jail.
Tuberculosis.
Tuberculosis.
Tuberculosis.
Tuberculosis.
Oh, shit.
I used to be so happy.
Oh, you need your shot
no but fuck it
let's go
take me
take me out of here
that's what I do
syphilis
I didn't really hear about
oh man
chicken pox
nah that's gone
alright
wingworms
wingworms are still around
no it ain't
you wait till
like to be around here
running around
in this motherfucking woods
wingworms are still around
come back or not?
Oh, no, that wouldn't happen to him.
She don't let him have no black hair.
What the fuck are you doing?
Stop!
See, I can't look at him.
I gotta look out the window or something.
Don't look at me.
I'm looking at this nigga.
Ice, tell me about when your daughter's mom get her hair done versus when you get it done.
Harry Potter.
Well, it's different with a daughter, baby.
It is.
It's different with a daughter.
It's funny because I took my daughter to the dentist
the day before yesterday, and I walked in.
I'm at the counter, and the girl was like,
you did her hair, didn't you?
I was like, damn, son.
You could have said hi first.
She was like, no, we could just always tell
when the dads did the hair.
Yeah.
What the fuck that mean?
That's bullshit. That's fucked up. Yeah. What the fuck that mean? That's bullshit.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
Is it a compliment or no?
I don't know.
You ain't ask, nigga.
It's not a compliment.
Do I want to turn up?
Hey, girl dads, it's not a compliment.
Do I want to turn up?
But you getting ready to go fucking minding my daughter mouth.
So let me just show.
When that's said and how it's been said historically, it's not.
It's not complimenting.
Yeah.
I was like, damn.
That's like when I take my son out,
and everybody be like, oh, she dressed way flyer than me
with you.
It's like, that's not a complimenting mom.
Yeah, that's not nice.
They're bigging me up.
And then I start shitting on them too.
Right?
I be killing these outfits.
I be, yo.
Hey, I need my drop from Lex.
I need my drop.
I got you.
It's coming.
Hurry up.
It's coming.
I had to stop. I had to not be sick. And he had to not be sick. Well. I need my drop. I got you. It's coming. Hurry up. It's coming. I had to stop.
I had to not be sick.
And he had to not be sick.
Well, I'm going to get it done.
We'll get that drop.
What you want him to say?
The degrees is.
Oh, my god.
I do.
Why?
Say what?
I got you.
He says he calls out the degrees.
My son is addicted to the temperature.
So he just wants him to yell out the degrees.
Just any degrees?
No, I want him to
He's going to say
But I need the degrees part
I have something on my
Yeah
Oh, the word
You didn't say the word degrees?
Degrees, yeah
So if you say 50 degrees
I'm going to move the 50
Right up to that, Alexa
Alexa
What's the temperature in New Jersey?
That's how you do it
Well, it's 56 degrees
In such and such New Jersey
Yeah, but Alexa What is the temperature in New Jersey?
Yo, dog.
Unplug the TV, plug it right back in.
That's what Alexa said.
Yeah, one time he said, I was on the phone.
He said, like, I said, how many degrees is it, Lex?
46 degrees.
The kid, Joe, said, hold on.
Let me go check the TV.
Yeah, I got a trick for him.
He said, let me go check the TV. He said, oh, he was me go check the TV. Yeah, I got a trick for him. He said, let me go check the TV.
He said, oh, he was close.
He's 42.
Yeah, he be fucking me up.
Nah, son.
It's worse when they learn how to control the shit.
Because, you know, I got all, my daughter walking in,
starting to turn the lights on and off, fucking with the heat.
Oh, yeah, no.
Like, bro, stop.
Shut up.
Siri, turn that light off.
And if that's happening in a smart home,
what y'all think the smart city is going to bring to us?
Oh, my God.
Oh, speaking of smart cities, Montana,
first city to ban TikTok.
State.
Statewide.
I don't know what's a state and what's not.
What you talking about?
Who cares?
What you mean?
I have a loser shit as you are, nigga.
What you mean they ban TikTok?
I don't know those states.
You can't use TikTok in Montana.
Well, it's...
I heard this, nigga. I tried to ignore it. I know. I ain't with y'all You can't use TikTok in my town. Well, it's... I heard this nigga.
I tried to ignore him.
I ain't with y'all trying to flex your Western education.
Harry Potter.
I tried to ignore this nigga.
Harry Potter.
Come on, stop.
But no, yeah, it's passed.
Well, they haven't signed it into law yet.
It's got about seven months of...
If you get caught using it, what happens?
It's a $10,000 fine.
What? But the fine is not supposed to be... It's a $10,000 fine. What?
But the fine is not supposed to be...
It's going to go to the parent company,
the company that owns TikTok,
not the user.
Hold up, y'all.
Hold up, y'all.
Go to Mel TV News.
Okay, and they're going to find
the app stores.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
She wanted to call the TV news.
And here's Mel.
She's such a geek.
Just for the...
Yeah, okay.
On Wednesday,
the state's governor
signed a bill into law that would fine TikTok and online app stores for making the service available to state residents.
And it takes effect next year. The move goes a step beyond other states that have restricted TikTok from government devices.
And it also comes at a time when some federal lawmakers are pushing for a nationwide ban. So I just don't see how they can enforce this,
because isn't this kind of like First Amendment rights kind of violation thing?
No.
You still think you got First Amendment rights?
That's one.
But if you live in New York, you can't use the gaming apps on your phone.
Exactly.
It's geofenced.
That's what it's called.
You can't use the gaming apps on your phone.
Niggas be calling me to play Stay Bad.
Yo, yo, you can now.
Gambling, you can now.
You can, but I mean before.
But before you couldn't.
And you said gaming.
Gambling.
Gambling.
Gambling.
You said gaming.
You fucked me up just now.
Fan duel and all that shit.
You couldn't do it.
Yeah.
In New York.
So my New York homeboys used to call me.
I need you to place my bet.
Everything your phone uses.
My New York homeboys.
GPS and location.
I want to get into that.
Because I don't get it.
People that live in New York would call me
because I live in New Jersey
to place gambling bets
for them on your phone.
Got it, got it, got it.
I would log in under,
you're doing my brother,
log in, place a bet for him,
copy the bet from my account.
I wish that Vegas was,
Vegas had bets
that you could place
on who would be
the first state to do that.
Because I would have bet Montana.
I would have bet Utah.
Now that I went to Montana?
I would have bet Utah for 100%. I would have bet Montana. Or, have bet Utah. Now that I went to Montana. I would have bet Utah for 100%.
I would have bet Montana.
Or, no.
They not beating Montana.
Texas and Florida
might have got a couple dollars
out of me too.
True.
Texas and Florida,
they don't be with the bullshit,
but they would have got
a couple dollars out of me.
No, I would have guessed Utah as well.
Out of 100%.
Utah is the one to win.
Yeah.
Most Mormonism and shit like that.
Your name in huge states
with huge populations though.
Montana is small and controlled.
Montana ain't that small.
Atlanta at the airport.
It's big in a Florida?
It's a big ass state.
It's a big state.
It's a huge state, just a lot of it's not inhabited.
Montana.
It's a big state.
It's a big area.
Yeah.
That state is huge.
There's a lot of it is like.
Three times bigger than Jersey.
The population in Montana is nowhere near. No, the population is small. That's what I'm thinking about three times bigger than Jersey the population the population in Montana
is nowhere near
that's what I'm thinking about
I'm thinking about
the population
the population
I'm thinking about
the population
but not area
yeah
like Florida just did
some more shit
you know they do
something every week
where they are
allowing
you know they try
to restrict
African American
curriculum from the schools
That's a good weekend topic
But they allow an Asian curriculum
See
They allow an Asian
But that's what the TikTok band is about
At the root of it
I would have thought Florida would have been
Up there with Texas
They gave Martin Luther King a half a page
Not even a whole page
But Martin Luther King's story a page, not even a whole page.
But Martin Luther King's story when I was younger had five pages.
Okay, Violet, right in front of our eyes, ish.
In my eyes. Do y'all subscribe to them trying to ban TikTok?
Do you know why they're trying to do it?
Because they're tired of their kids making all them weird noises in the corner?
They said what? They're trying to do it? Because they're tired of their kids making all them weird noises in the corner? They said what?
They're tired of kids what?
Making all them weird noises.
Them phones be loud as hell.
All types of cacophony coming out of it.
And they're tired of it.
Off.
Are you fighting in your room?
No, I'm doing a TikTok.
That shit be funny as hell.
Harry Potter.
Drive by, see a bunch of kids.
Wind up doing
this shit together.
They do that shit
in the street.
You be driving by,
see a nigga's like,
and niggas be joining them.
They get that shit right, too.
Parents be doing that shit.
Nah, they trying
to ban TikTok
because at the root
of it all,
it's a Chinese-owned company
and they say they've been
using it to spy on Americans
since its inception.
Inception.
And that's why they won't let government officials use it.
You can't put that shit on your phone.
They're spying on you through the app.
So they've been trying to,
hey, Americans,
they are spying on you through this app.
This is a Chinese app that's infiltrated.
Yeah, they only want our government to spy on you.
They only want Facebook to spy on you.
You know what I'm saying?
We're not going to let the Chinese sell your data.
We're going to sell your data.
That's funny.
The Jerry Springer Will thing was real.
No.
The Jerry Springer Will.
Did you guys see it?
No, it's not.
Yes.
It's a video out.
Yes.
You are wrong.
You saw afterwards it said that it was a scam.
It's not real.
Y'all niggas is bugging.
No.
You're doing a play about it. All right. All right. You're going to have to prove to me it ain't real. Yeah, said that it was a scam. It's not real. Y'all niggas is bugging. No.
This is coccosis?
You're doing a play about it.
All right.
You're going to have to prove to me it ain't real.
Yeah, you got to prove that.
Jerry Springer.
Black kids.
Viral black kids.
Black children.
Did y'all find it?
Daily Mail.
You don't have to do it out loud.
You figure it out.
We'll keep talking, but I think it's real.
It's fake.
It's fake.
It is fake?
It's from a virtual play.
I read it, nigga.
I don't believe that.
I'll go write to Snopes anytime something happens.
They debunk all that shit.
Daily Mail.
They'll tell you if it's real or not and show why it's fake.
I do like that they do that on Twitter and out there.
It's false.
It's not real.
That's the one new implementation in Twitter that I do like.
It's underneath some viral shit. It'll be like, nah, this is why this is not It's not real. That's the one new implementation in Twitter that I do like. It's underneath some viral shit.
It'll be like, nah, this is why this is not real or is real.
Y'all going to stop playing with my-
It came from a play called Blood Money, which was part of a festival held in 2020 at Tulane University.
Exactly.
It's a festival of new plays on social justice.
Nigga, I am Jerry Springer Jr., nigga.
You think I wouldn't look that up?
You want to get your money.
Oh, yeah, that's true. You are Jerry Springer, too. I apologize. Rest in peace, that up? You want to get your money. Yeah, that's true.
You are Jerry Springer, dude.
I apologize.
Rest in peace, Jerry.
Rest in peace, Jerry.
Rest in peace, Jerry.
What else we got?
Stop breathing, man.
Have I heard that?
What?
Let it slide.
I'm Jerry Springer Jr.
You are.
Support me?
Huge compliment.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
I agree with Mel on that.
I agree with you on that, too, man.
You're not going to stick your fan base on us, are you?
Oh, my God.
Hey, Patroni
Where you going to have to work actually
Now that I'm looking at your swag
Yeah
Where you going to have to work
Earrings
Earring it
You look nice
Thank you
Thank you
Colors doing what they doing
Brand new
Newbies
Brand new newbies
I know I really like these
What you doing at work
Nothing
Nothing special You always do that See when the voice go high So does the laugh Brand new newbies. I know, I really like these. What'd you do after work? Um, nothing.
Nothing special.
You always do that.
See, when the voice go high, so does the lie.
It's a lie, yeah.
But we're going to respect.
Hold on, wait, wait.
We can't cross the boundary.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no.
Well, you're not doing nothing well, Mel.
Salute.
Salute, salute.
Do you guys want me to be honest?
No.
Yes.
Please, Rock.
Hilarious.
I'm not pressuring you, no.
OK.
OK.
And I know it's a weekend show, so I just, I wanted to, I'm not going to like put a damper
on it, but I actually kind of want to incorporate a thank you in what I was going to say.
So to thank, I want to say thank you to you guys for bringing sunshine and happiness into
my life.
Today is the three year anniversary of my mom passing away.
And I debated whether or not
I wanted to come into work
because usually I like to be somewhere else,
like a plain Costa Rica,
something celebrating my mom's life.
But I'm here.
I'm at work because I really,
really love coming to work with you guys.
So thank you.
coming to work with you guys.
So thank you.
How do you feel, Joseph?
All right.
Y'all clap out there too, damn it.
Y'all clap out there.
I don't understand why y'all clapping.
Depressing as hell.
No, it's not depressing. What happened up with Mel being depressed?
No, it's not depressing. But that's the male being depressed? No, it's not depressing.
But that's the thing. It's a tough day.
I get to come to work
and look forward to coming to work.
Instead of being in Costa Rica?
Normally, I would be sad.
Stop.
Well, then don't.
Flip, stop.
Why are you such a kid?
Because I know what you're doing.
Get out.
You get the fuck out.
Bring that up.
Get your fat ass.
Then you stop.
I'm defending my cause.
Bye. Bye. You ass nigga. Watch out. I'm defending my coach. Bye.
Bye.
Rude-ass nigga.
Stop trying to show off your new jeans.
Bye.
Bye.
You said enough.
Bye.
Thank you.
Stop showing off your new jeans.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck you.
I do so bad with women crying.
I have no word.
And look now.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Both of you new cast members, get the fuck out. Look now. Bye. Bye. Bye. Both of you new cast members, get the fuck out.
Bye.
You too.
Bye.
Come on.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye, both of y'all.
Thank you.
Thank you, you guys.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Should have just been us four could have got it done.
Yes.
You're right.
Ish, you want to give us a Lakers recap?
Oh, please, no.
No, no, no, no.
It's my favorite part of the show.
Yo, I'm starting to like that shit.
I don't care if they good or bad.
That's because y'all don't listen to the podcast after y'all do it.
AD, man.
We're going to live and die with him, man.
Actually, Ice,
give us the issue recap
of the Lakers.
AD play like shit
and that's what
it's going to be, man.
I know we swept.
I'm not asking
Ish for a Laker recap.
Y'all want one too.
How are the Lakers doing?
Oh, shit.
No, seriously.
They're down 0-2.
I did hear that.
Yesterday was a real winnable game, though.
Both games.
Yeah, but yesterday until Jamal Murray went off,
I kind of felt like they had the game
in the bag. No, we dominated the game.
Even though we wasn't playing that good, we still was up
10 for the most part of the game. Yeah.
11. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying
around 10 points for the majority
of the game. No, I'm...
Jamal Murray.
Do you have on gray and...
What kind of socks do you have?
My son swagged it, yeah.
Leave him alone.
That's old man shit, nigga.
It's odd couple shit.
Do you have on gray and light blue socks together?
Leave my son alone.
He can do what he want.
I'm asking.
I ain't never seen that shit.
That's pretty far.
It is. Yeah, you can. You know, he fly up. You know who we talking asking, I ain't never seen that shit, that's pretty fly. Leave him alone, bro.
It is, yeah, you killed that shit.
You know he fly, you know who we talking to.
You don't see the, you don't see the, come on, huh?
His socks don't be fly.
He be fly.
His socks don't be fly.
I saw the same thing, he killed, he kind of killed that shit, I don't know how he put
it together.
I think it was by accident.
I think somebody else is dressing him, man.
Yeah, I think the nigga was Russian.
Hold on, let me throw these away.
I got on a hoodie and sweatpants, Joe.
Stop it, it's me.
It's me.
Your watch is matching the Jordan silver piece. I got on a hoodie and sweatpants, Joe. Stop it. It's me. It's me.
Your watch is matching the Jordan silver piece, which is matching the socks.
I didn't even catch the watch with that.
The blue is off from the pink.
The white, the little white in the sweat.
You got the young boy taper.
He got the young boy taper.
You got the young boy taper.
Yeah.
You must be going to your P.O. box this weekend.
Can we tell?
Does the audience know the P.O. box joke?
Because we keep saying it.
Nah, I don't know it.
Tell us.
So I got a P.O. box for the last 15 years.
He was the first nigga with a P.O. box.
He was the first one in that little.
It's not even a P.O. box.
It's a P.O. box. It's a P.O. box. No, it's not. The axe is a P.O. box. He was the first one in that room. It's not even a P.O. box. It's a P.O. box.
It's a P.O. box.
No, it's not.
The ax is a P.O. box.
No, but what happens is
I went to a...
Oh, man.
Explain it.
I went to a real estate seminar.
I'm about to tell you
the purpose behind that.
It makes sense, right?
Yeah, it do.
You got one.
Yes, it do.
Went to a real estate seminar.
You got a P.O. box too?
No, I don't.
Yeah, yeah.
We caught it.
Hey.
We're on a deal for some song. You're right. Come on, let me hear the P.O. box. know. Yeah, yeah. Let me know what I'm saying. We caught. Hey. We're on a meal for us or something.
You're right.
Come on, let me hear the P.O. box.
P.O. box.
So what they do is they tell you don't get a P.O. box
because P.O. boxes don't take FedEx packages.
They don't do certain shit.
It's not a physical address.
It's not a physical address.
No, that's true.
So you get a mailboxes, et cetera, a UPS.
But you have an address.
Can I finish, please?
You don't want everybody knowing your address,
especially in business.
So when you set your companies up
you get a UPS
or a mailbox
etc
and that acts as
your physical address
and so
I've had that address
for like
15 years now
something like that
so what happens is
I'll come check
you have to go
to physically check
the mail right
yeah
like packages
and all that shit
I got packages there now
all the JVP shit
come near
when people send the shit
so the joke is or the running joke is and all that shit. I got packages there now. All the JVP shit come there when people send the shit.
So the joke is,
or the running joke is... For 15 years.
I've been getting the joke off forever.
So the running joke is...
I never thought I'd be working with him.
It's his fault too.
No, the running joke is
Joe has lived in this community
off and on for 20 years.
So I might go check my mailbox.
I'm like, yo, what you doing?
Oh, I ain't doing shit
watching the game.
I'd be like, all right,
I got to go check my mail
so I might come through there.
So I might go check my mail
literally one, two o'clock
in the morning
depending on what I'm doing.
Joe like, uh, mailbox, huh?
You got to make a mailbox
right at one in the morning, huh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got you.
That's a weird time to check your mail.
That's a good one, buddy.
And why wouldn't you want
that mailbox to be closer
to where you live?
Because people can find you?
Because I've had it so long
since I was up here.
But people can also find you
from your mailbox.
And technically.
But 2, 3 in the morning,
mailbox runs.
to get a mailbox
in a neighborhood
or a community.
A mailbox.
In a community
or a neighborhood
where your corporate identity looks better.
It's open at one in the morning?
Yes.
You got keys.
Can you believe that?
You got keys.
Can you believe that?
So if you live in, I don't know,
the hood somewhere,
you don't necessarily want to put that
because people are judgmental
and it reflects that.
So you'll put a neighborhood
that's real asshole.
We got him, my brother.
He's an asshole.
I'm going to get me
one of them shit, man.
What else we got?
What else is important,
unimportant?
Yeah, they took John Moran's shoes.
You're goddamn right they did.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
get into a high-speed
paparazzi chase.
Near catastrophic.
That's near catastrophic
in New York City.
Piss on me and tell me
it's raining, why don't you?
Y'all niggas, boy.
Y'all will conjure up a lie for no reason at all.
Yeah.
You cannot do a high speed chase in New York.
In the daytime.
You can't.
You can't.
Sorry.
That's the first thing I saw.
I said, where did this occur at?
New York?
They were just leaving a gala on like Tuesday night.
And yeah, there's no proof of it.
It wasn't.
But no,
the cab dude was like,
they exaggerated.
They interviewed the cab dude
that drove him the first time.
He did say though
that once they stopped at like lights,
they have ran into traffic
and once people looked inside the cab
and saw who was in there,
they started pulling their phones out
and all that other shit.
People on bikes
kept trying to get pictures of them.
So he took them
and dropped them right back off
at the hotel
that he picked them up from.
Yeah, their PR team
was in overdrive.
Yeah.
So I don't know
about the near catastrophe.
Why were they just
in a regular cab?
That's weird.
They got cut off.
They had a delivery service
at first, I think.
Yeah.
And they tried to disguise them, I think.
And they dropped them off somewhere, called them a cat.
Huh?
They did trench coats, sunglasses.
Big beard.
Big hats.
Big mustache.
Oh, your mustache.
I don't know.
I don't even know why that's news.
Well, it's news because-
It was everywhere.
Especially, I know.
You know why it's news.
Especially for us.
Yeah, you know why it's news.
You know exactly why it's news.
No? Princess us. Yeah, you know why it snooze. You know exactly why it snooze.
No?
Princess Di.
Yeah,
I know.
I'm saying that's what makes this snooze.
That's it,
I guess.
I just don't,
you know what I mean.
You got up here,
Manhattan is sinking.
Somebody want to
tell me about this?
Oh God.
Yeah,
so that's the issue.
Why me?
They said low Manhattan
is sinking,
maybe the weight of the buildings.
Underwater 80 years.
Yeah, it's making Manhattan lower by inches.
And it's going to be like a.
And it'll get progressively worse.
Yeah.
I mean, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
Y'all can't just keep building buildings and things not lower a little bit.
Yeah.
It's an island.
Yeah.
I don't know why that was news.
Maybe because 20 million people live here. Oh, please. Lower a little bit. Yeah. It's an island. Yeah. I don't know why that was news. That's it?
Maybe because 20 million people live here?
Oh, please.
No.
Stop it.
All right, Park.
You wake up one day,
one of your little favorites on Dykeman
is underwater.
You might feel some type of way.
Dykeman is not one of my favorite places.
What's that shit they used to have over there, Dykeman, that little spot?
Which one?
That ship shit.
La Marina?
La Marina.
La La.
You was in there a lot?
I was in there a lot.
I can tell.
Why?
Does it seem like your shit?
A part of the show.
Jordan. Jordan.
Jordan says,
oh, question for Joe.
I know not some time ago you were going
through it about the loss of your dog.
No dogs, Jordan,
but it's fine.
Unfortunately,
I am experiencing the same experience. My dog recently passed due
to cancer. My question is, how did you cope and what are some of the things you did to help you
deal with the loss? It might be sad to say, but my dog's my best friend and losing him has been
a huge deal for me emotionally. Jordan, I'm sorry for your loss. I know that pain. I'm familiar with it. I wanted nothing to do with it.
Both my dogs died in the same year.
I have the video in my phone of my last moments with them and haven't watched them since I recorded them.
I can't see it.
And nothing got me over it.
I cried for months and months and months.
And I've never been the same as a man since.
So much so, I will never go get another dog, even though I love dogs.
as a man since.
So much so,
I will never go get another dog even though I love dogs.
Hopefully that was able
to help you
and your pain journey
and more power to you.
That's interesting
that you'll never get another.
Second person that said that.
That's what you want
to give us on a Friday?
My mom said the same thing.
That she'll never get a dog
after that?
She had two dogs,
one passed,
and me and my brother
were going to buy her a dog.
We was like,
yo, we'll get you a dog.
She's like, yo, no.
I would never,
once this one passes, which is now 12, she's's like I would never get another dog again wow and then when
when his pass he said the same thing I didn't understand it but he was like I'm just not going
through that again right I think both of y'all said the same thing one or two things is gonna
happen either I'm gonna leave them or they're gonna leave me the end and that's it so no and
I was like damn that's deep and I had a cane course so life expectancy is a little short when the cane course those shit
Michael Paul lost his first king for like get about eight and you get eight
nine years you probably lucky so I'm not going to that love my dog I'm not doing
that shit again you gotta walk the nigga feed the nigga do all this shit and then
you just go mm-hmm had a double whammy my first dog died and then you just go? Mm-mm. I had to double whammy. My first dog
died and then the other dog was sad until he died.
Hell no. Nah, you told me.
You told me that.
He was looking around for you.
Yeah, he wasn't the same dog.
I was like, fuck. I'm never doing this again.
I'll pet y'all's dogs.
Same way people feel about other people's kids.
That's how I feel about other people's
dogs.
Take them back home.
Now go back.
Take him back home. Bye, nigga.
Stupid.
Oh, shit.
What else, what else, what else?
What else, what else, what else?
There was no other part of the show that wasn't as
sad. There's another one in here.
I gave y'all
this one because I was being
polite.
Okay, go ahead.
Here we go. Nobody get some shit off.
Alexander
says, apologies in advance. This is
kind of long. Pause.
What's good, everybody? My question or topic is mainly
for Joe, but I would love to hear
everyone else chime
into joe as a longtime fan of yourself and also charlamagne i'm very curious to know what is
exactly you guys's beef i ask because in conversation some as recently as wednesday's pod
with the kev on stage topic we speak on hip-hop outlets and how they are not ran by people who actually participate and come from the hip-hop space.
And as a fan of both of you, I believe you two, maybe along with Ack as well, could come together and really make that happen in a way we haven't seen before.
The only difference I can really see is how you choose to go about the funding of said content.
For example, you, Joe, stand on the side of 100% ownership of everything you do.
And that's not true. While Charlemagne takes the approach more of a 50 50 partnerships with other entities.
This is no shot in either direction. But seeing how you guys have different focuses on things in your careers, it makes sense.
While you, Joe, currently solely focus only on building your network.
That's not true either. He has his hands in other pots,
along with co-running his network.
Again, not a shot in either direction,
just my observation.
But I am curious to know if you guys could or would come together
to create the black-owned and ran space
for us in hip-hop.
In a roundabout way,
it could be a win-win situation.
A network that both of you build up
while you focus on the more hands, while you focus on the more hands on with the making of content.
Charlemagne could be helping to fund and still have his outside ventures too.
While you both come together and still do things like the yearly wrap ups and early pull ups that you have done together before.
Just my thoughts, but would love to hear yours. Thanks.
All right, Alexander.
No.
No.
Get it how you live it, nigga.
I saw that coming a mile away.
Get it how you live it.
Sink or swim, nigga.
It's over for that.
I told you.
I am done with all that happy to be here kumbaya unity harmonious shit y'all want me to be on.
Fuck all that.
Okay.
All right.
Hope that answered your question, bro.
Because if we ask you why,
then it's going to be...
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Fuck with these niggas.
Fuck with these niggas.
I think I found out the real reason why, too.
I heard about it when I asked you privately
and you didn't tell me.
I'm just saying.
You can't.
You can't.
Because it's not really a real reason outside of who the fuck want to do all that. No. Well, I about it. And when I asked you privately, you ain't tell me. I'm just saying. You can't. You can't. Because it's not really a real reason outside of who the fuck want to do all that.
No.
Well, I respect it.
There's no real reason.
You can go digging, digging, digging.
Ain't nothing there.
Charlemagne's show was canceled.
That's the story.
I'm not adding nothing to it.
I'm not putting no funk or no sauce on it.
I'm not making it a big something to do.
People lose shows
all the time.
And I'm sure he'll be fine.
But he lost his show
on Comedy Central.
Actually, both of the
Stephen Colbert shows.
No more.
So, that's that.
Shit was whack.
Yeah.
That's it. All it alright what else we got
think the writer's strike
had anything to do with that
you think they had writers
I don't know
I was just reading
that they talk about
the actors
that belong
to like a union
the SAG strike
yeah
that was what
that was what they said
last
the last strike
back in 2008
2009
the writer's strike lasted like three months
and SAG was pending it usually happens that way it's probably not going to okay
yeah a lot of right a lot of actors are on the picket lines already just you
know kind of solidarity I know I saw one of the primetime network's fall schedule.
It looked bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, salute.
Salute.
Four prayers.
Salute.
I stand with the writers, and more you bitch asses in music should do the same.
Word.
That's the strike I'm waiting for.
Word.
Artists.
Yeah. Musicians. Period musician period everything mm-hmm it'll never happen yeah I don't see it
well what happened because it's predatory and they keep fucking kids
yeah these writers over here are adults know their their worth, know their value.
And you can't just find another dope writer
in some project somewhere.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's starving
to be out here.
Whereas musicians,
it's always fly musicians
that's starving
for a big break
that you could just go
give a hundred grand to,
take their mother
out to projects,
and now I got
the next artist.
The writers is
a tad bit different.
Yeah. Agreed? I tad bit different. Yeah.
Agreed.
I stand with him though.
Salute, salute, salute.
I'm tapped out.
I don't have nothing else.
I see Mel got up here.
When should a woman's kids refer to you as dad?
That was funny.
There was, yeah, there was some, you know, some guy was talking on a podcast and he basically
said that if he dates a woman with children...
Who's the some guy?
Really, random dude.
Random.
Random dude, but there was just a lot of engagement underneath the post about...
It's probably one of them fake podcast scenes.
No, this one's actually real.
This one's actually real.
It's real from some guy.
Yeah.
I think I might have saved it.
So he was basically...
You're missing my some guy joke. I'm not looking from some guy. Yeah. I think I might have saved it. Yeah. So he was basically. You're missing my some guy joke.
I'm not looking for the guy.
He is just some guy.
He's just some nigga now.
But it was interesting because a lot of people, they date, you know, single mothers.
His expectation is that I'm dating your mother, you're going to call me dad.
I thought that was.
Stupid.
Ridiculous.
Because it is.
Like ridiculous. Because it is. Like, ridiculous.
Because it is.
Yeah.
Dumb.
I think it's dumb.
You don't think it's dumb?
I think it's very dumb.
Yeah, I don't agree with him.
Yeah.
But he did, he supported it.
He said that, yo, I'm paying...
I still don't know who he is.
Hmm?
I still don't know he, but it's fine.
No, I don't know the guy,
but basically what the gentleman said was,
yo, if we live in the same house
and I'm supporting you
and I'm doing things and I'm taking care of your livelihood, then he felt as though it's disrespectful to not refer to him as that.
That's what he said.
No, let them call you Mr. Such a Slick.
But you're not that.
You're not that.
You're not that.
There was a young lady on the pod that said, it was a young lady that was talking back to him and she had a kid and she said that she don't think so.
She said she thinks it's just a level of comfortability whatever you got initially introduced as should be
okay to be called going forward call me mister and he he said that um he said uh i don't care
what he said oh no he has some good points it's over nice yeah this is i can't think of a point
that he could come up with.
The kid got to be comfortable enough with you to call you dad.
Yeah, I agree with that.
The kid has to feel it.
It has to come from.
That's the only thing.
That's an organic dad.
No disrespect.
I know I said this shit last.
That's the only thing you get a choice with.
That's my child.
You know what I'm saying?
What?
Calling you flip or dad?
No, no, not me.
I'm just saying.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about if it's a situation.
Stop.
Call you Flip.
It should be a child's choice
to decide whether they want
to call somebody else
dad or not.
The end.
I would agree.
The nigga that my oldest son
was calling dad
when he was a young child,
and he was out the door
a couple years later.
So much for that plan
y'all had.
They're trying to exile me, bitch.
Let's go.
Yeah, I'm with you.
How you doing?
Cut, cut.
Go on, look straight.
Listen, I tried to have
to talk the real way.
Hey, you know,
I'm dead.
You're not hurtful
or defensive?
Man, fuck you, nigga.
Bye.
Now I got to gloat when you're down, Volkov.
Yeah, well, listen up.
Oh, shit.
Bumped into that nigga at the supermarket.
He wasn't talking so great about you.
I'll tell you why I had to get out of there.
He was right.
He was right.
Oh, look at dad.
Look at dads.
Look at the dads agreeing.
That is hilarious.
Look at y'all scared to death.
Y'all so shook.
Hey, hey, hey.
Why y'all so shook?
You're headed for destruction.
What else?
I don't have nothing else.
I'm cool.
Be cool.
I'm totally cool.
It's the weekend.
What am I doing this weekend?
Did that already? Tonight, I might be on something. I'm on something in the house shit. I'm on something in the house weekend What am I doing this weekend Did that already
Tonight
I might be on
I'm on something in the house shit
I'm on something in the house shit
Ain't nothing that's true for me
I'm coming to your crib this weekend
No you're not
I am
You have to ask
Nigga I have to talk to you
I have boundaries set up
Nigga I'm coming to your crib this weekend
Are you done
You have to ask that
Are you going to leave me outside
Yes
I might not be there
Okay
If the ring came
I might be looking at you
The whole time
Look at the doofy ass
Stupid though
I told him to call me
I'm going to call you
Go ahead
Go ahead and be like Corey
Go ahead and be like Corey
Corey don't text
Don't call
Yo I'm outside
Alright
I ain't there
You should have called me
Oh I'm there
But I ain't there
Are you rejecting
Y'all want to wait here
Why
Are you rejecting
My self invitation
I'm in Africa
Why you just called me Self inflicted invitation Are you rejecting it You're rejecting my Y'all want to wait here else Why? Are you rejecting my self invitation? I'm in Africa nigga Why you just called me to say
Self inflicted invitation
Are you rejecting it?
You're not doing that
Okay say no more
Popping up at a house
Is disrespectful
You don't think so?
I think it's extremely disrespectful
Oh you're doing it to disrespect?
I'm doing it to have a meeting
About something
But
All you gotta do is tell me once nigga
I've been kicked out of
Better places than that
All you gotta do is tell me once nigga
Don't all that
Or you don't text me no more.
Now I'm a shit now, again.
Saw your contract.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't come to my house no more.
This is over for that.
So when your man with.
Can I use that?
Oh.
When other people.
Fucked up, son.
He's my man.
I love this nigga, son.
I love y'all niggas, for real.
If you love him, then stop putting him in.
I'm fucked up.
Because you know, when it comes to talks like that,
that's what Ish do.
He's talking and distracted, and nobody says nothing.
He's the lightest one in the fucking room besides Fox.
Those are your colors now.
See, look at the reverse.
You always get the scapegoat as the lightest one in the room.
You like the light-skinned ghost.
What escape am I getting?
Patrick.
Ish St. Patrick. Nigga, that's you. What escape am I getting? Patrick. It's St. Patrick.
Nigga, that's you.
What escape am I getting?
Because he don't ever expound on it.
I'm not stopping by his house without calling.
I ain't talking about that part, but see, you're going to reverse it.
I'll take that.
Yo, I know my team is out the playoffs, but I've still been searching because I want to
get a head start on what their off-season plans are.
I'm that fan, right?
Uh-huh.
We do not have a pick in this draft because Dallas cheated us.
I'm cool with that.
I ain't going to cry over spilled milk.
And if we're not over the cap, we're pretty close to over the cap,
so we're limited in terms of what we can do.
But it's some things that they're throwing around out there that sound interesting.
One of them is they're talking about bringing Porzingis back.
Porzingis averaged 21 points, 23 points on 39%, shooting from three and 50% from the floor.
That's interesting to me.
He might be able to help.
I agree.
They talking about Bradley Beal.
That's a $200 million contract.
I want nothing to do with it,
but it's interesting.
I'm just thinking of these things
to see if Julius Randle is staying or going
and looking at what they possibly are going to do.
That's all.
And Parks, you kind of called it.
What's that?
Y'all got money?
Oh, man.
Vic. You kind of called it. He was like, Yeah, I got money. Oh, man. Vic.
Vic.
You kind of called it.
He was like, yo, don't let Pop end up getting them.
Yeah.
I think that was their ploy to keep him in the league.
Huh?
I think he was looking at retirement.
Who?
Pop.
You think that was their ploy to keep him in the league?
Yeah, like, nah, stay.
I'm going to see what I can get for you.
I don't know.
He's going to be coaching him in the grave now.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't see him leaving.
Never.
Never.
At least not for a couple years.
That's the point.
Yeah.
I'm going to go and nurture this kid.
We see him take Tim Duncan and turn him into Tim Duncan.
We see him take Kawhi Leonard and turn him into Kawhi Leonard.
He wasn't that.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
Tim was Tim, though.
At Wake Forest, Tim was one of the most sought-after prospects.
He was incredible.
Of course, he was good.
Randolph Children's son.
I don't know if he would have been Tim without him.
Yeah, maybe not.
But David Robinson, like, we've seen what he did with high, good picks
and where the team and the NBA benefited from it.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's interesting to see what he'll do with them.
I like it, though.
I like it, too.
Who, Vic or Pop?
Him and Pop.
I like Vic on the Spurs.
And in more frightening news for Eastern Conference teams, Scoot Henderson to the Hornets is a problem.
That's a problem.
You think they take him?
Yeah.
I wouldn't take him.
Who would you take?
I think it creates a conflict.
They already got two point guards.
I think it's just.
He's not a point guard.
What is he?
He's an ox is what he looks like.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I wouldn't give a fuck what he do.
Put him out there. He's a buffalo. a fuck what he do. Put him out there.
He's a buffalo.
Yo, you foolish, son.
Just put him out there.
Idiot, yo.
Oh, man.
I'm drafting him and trading somebody.
LaMelo ain't played in 100 games.
Somebody getting out of here.
He's scary.
He's 6'2", 195, Joe.
No, I'm saying.
He's a problem.
I'm just saying, but you got Roger.
Excuse me
Terry Roger
Nigga
Wow
And you got Lamello
And you
Lamello was the franchise player
Esk
So you gotta see what you're gonna do
They also have
12 forwards
Get a guard
I wouldn't take him
And
In the new NBA,
you need five to six
really great guards to win, yo.
You do.
Your small forward
better be able to play like a guard.
You better have a four
that got some guard-like skills.
Your center's got to play like a guard.
Yeah.
But you better have guards.
That's why I'm picking the Celtics.
They just got too many fucking guards.
That's great.
They do dumb shit, though.
Somebody got to pop off. The Celtics. They just got too many fucking guards. That's great. They do dumb shit, though. Somebody got to pop off.
They do dumb shit.
The Celtics are probably
the best team,
like, skill sets.
They just do dumb shit
at the end of the games.
I can't bet against the Heat
because Jimmy Butler
is Michael Jordan's son.
Kobe's son.
No, Michael Jordan's son.
Like, yo, you got...
No, literally,
that's the conspiracy theory. I'll fail you. No, wait, wait, stop. I don't remember that. The attach is facing over you got they do smart no literally that's the conspiracy theory
I feel you
I don't remember that
the attach is facing over
but they do smart shit
down the stretch
they play like
championship
smart quality teams
the conspiracy theory
is that Jimmy Butler
Michael Jordan
pops somebody
wherever Jimmy Butler's from
Jordan pops somebody
from over there
got missing
she says she got rid of the baby
but had the baby.
Turned out to be Jimmy Butler.
It's a lot of...
I heard that rumor about... They have facts to go with
it, though. About other dudes, but I
never heard that one. Did you see the
NBA final papers that say who's gonna
win? They had like a... Yeah, the script.
I think that was a joke.
I think it was a joke. Coxhorses is fine.
Sleepers. Listen was a joke. I think it was a joke. Cock source is fine. Sleepers.
Listen.
Spring vibes.
Ow.
Spring vibes.
Me and Ish found the song.
Boy, we think it's fire.
Pim, pim, pim.
Pim, pim, pim.
Me and Ish first sleeper.
Nah, let me stop playing the record
I'm playing a record from
Grace Sorensen
I know
Featuring Magna
Carda
With a D
And this song is called
Digits
And it's fire And now we both wanna say Can't go forever this way
So hear me
And remember my dead cheese
Don't want you to forget this
If you just got one call
You know I'm not supposed to die
Don't care if you get me in trouble
Or you just wanna fall
I can't stay, I can't stay
I can't stay away
I'm losing my faith in you I'm broken, I'm broken
Highlights of a song replay
Baby, tell me it's okay
We're changing
Don't want you out of the frame Wanna hear your voice say my name
This ain't easy
Remember my ditches Don't want you to forget this
If you just got one girl, you know I know this too bad
Don't care if you get me in trouble, or you just wanna fall
I can't stay, I can't stay
I can't stay away
I'm losing you
I'm losing you
Stay, I'm losing you
Things been different than I remember
Close calls back in last December
Hell bent on its truth, the lies the lips will whisper
I might have been against the push and pull of common fictions
Depended on it for comfort when we was getting distant
I'm looking in the rearview mirror at your eyes, they spilling
The same incision splitting deep in us and mixed with Henny
The sober thoughts in the beginning, they ain't hitting just the same no more
So say no more, we looking at the same closed door
Broken glass we tried milling on the same cold floor
It's the dance of devils rhythmic to the same full flow
I hit my hog lead on my chest when I face you in unrest
Do you like the pain the way or do we take some more?
I never want you out the picture now
I might be your wordsmith writing that scripture now
I might sound like a broken record when you listen high
We get so far from what we've been, but don't forget me now
And remember my digits
Don't want you to forget this
If you just got one call, you know I'm almost too dark
Don't care if you get me in trouble
Or you just wanna fall
I can't stay If you get me in trouble Or you just wanna fall
Mmm
I can't stay, I can't stay
I can't stay away
I'm losing faith
I'm losing faith New Joe Budden.
That was Grace Sorensen featuring Magna Carta.
That record is called Digits in Your Phone and on DSPs right this second.
If you ever want Joe Budden to play the record in its entirety, put the fucking guitars at the end.
God damn it. That's all you got to do. That's it. That's what fucking guitars at the end, goddammit.
That's all you got to do. That's what I miss about rapping. Telling Park Hill, hit Jeremy.
It's time. Have him go crazy on this one. It's guitar time.
Damn, I miss that. These fucking new kids don't do it. Time's changed, man.
Please, I'll change it back. I'll go do four bars just to get a long guitar at the end.
I imagine.
Oh, man.
What we got?
All right.
This artist's name is Cash Sinatra.
This record actually just came out last week.
Two words or one?
Two words.
Cash.
Cash.
Got it.
Cash Sinatra.
Record is called Activision.
Yeah, I know it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Gotta get active.
You need to be in the Activision, you know?
You know?
You got a show.
You know, baby, that's me Look, four L's, one dub, shit, I'm happy with it
Cause moving miserable's a setup for some crappy living
I make a bag, fuck my bitch, and then it's back to business
Your goals grow hoes if you lacking vision
Call me the duty like shit is Activision
I'm activated to the point I'm never passive with it
Possess a lot of style, throw some fashion in it
Ironic, this new era's mad cappin' in it Look, niggas tellin' jokes, I ain't laughin' with it, possess a lot of style, throw some fashion in it, ironic this new era's mad cappin'
in it, look, niggas tellin' jokes, I ain't laughin' with it, nah, look, niggas doin'
coke, I ain't tappin' in it, I be chillin' with the locs, but I'm the rappin' nigga,
y'all all runnin' in place, I be the laughin' nigga, shoot my shot, but shorty, she got
a lot of triggers, I be talkin' mad sweet when they actin' bitter, niggas all trash,
yeah, you actin' flitter, and I I usually don't recycle but I'm back up in her
Got a week, it's your beat, high back up in her
Finished my breakfast but now I'm back for dinner
She try to tease me with dessert but if I gotta eat
I leave my feelings to the curb I'm in and out these women
Hope my wifey on reserve but she heard about my dealings
Kinda like she was referred and concerned but intrigued
They call me cash but you be calling me ring
I get some motion, I move it around the team
Facilitatin' breach like a point guard
Bleatin' through the pen, I just hope you catch the point guard
Doin' it daily before the Carson
Marathon runnin' from New York City to Slauson
I'ma do it how I like
I'ma do it how I like
I'ma do it how I like it when I wanna do it
Niggas is hatin', it's really envyin', they wanna do it I'ma do it how I like I'ma do it how I like it when I wanna do it Niggas is hatin', it's really envyin', they wanna do it
I'ma do it how I like it
I'ma do it how I like it
And Shorty said she like me
So she gon' do me how I like it
I'ma do it how I like it
I'ma do it how I like it
And Shorty said she like me
So she gon' do me high like Yo, yo
And that record is called Activision
And that's by Cash Sinatra
Cash, what up fam?
We'll play some Catramine
This is West Side
Yeah It's coming Yeah, it's Westside, bitch, nigga, shut up
We hot, but we cold, motherfuckers
Left my commitment in the rubbers
My ex on the phone, so I hung up
Been making sure they come from the come up
K-Drain and me, then we the summer
Getting sex in the city like a serum
And my twin in this bitch like Tamera
This drink got me moving my jaw like I'm Drew
Bury more drinks in my stomach or poo
Low kill my ego, please take off the cool
I do not want to be compared to these fools
I got the juice
I got the juice
Shawty said net on me, bust out the troops
I keep that thing on me, meaning my truth
I'm sick of these boys, gotta get rid of these boys Niggas buy one track, shoot them dick, they fly
I lead by my actions, y'all lead by your captions Niggas don't like you and you don't know why
Post-ex, cross-legged, bitch, I'm in booyah Your man's rockin' fashion over man, that's rudia
Look what a Uniqlo shirt could do to ya 5K for your suit, but it ain't even suin' ya
It's Westside, bitch, niggas, shut up We hot, but we cold, motherfuckers
Left my commitment in the rubbers My ex on the phone so I hung up
Been making sure they come from the comer K-Drain and me, then we the summer
Getting sex in the city like I'm Sarah And my twin in this bitch like Tamera
Bitch I'm back Been all over the world had to put me on the map
Ain't no meaning if there ain't no baby gap Only rapper this rich that don't ever carry cash
Two extra, eight Mex car
Unlimited limits, go buy a Tesla
Niggas think it's sweet, but this ain't no pudding
I'm a smart guy and you own Mark Gooding
Westside, bitch, nigga, shut up
We hot, but we cold, motherfuckers
Left my commitment in the rubbers
My ex on the phone, so I hung up
Been making sure they come from the come up
K-Drain, I mean it, we the summer
Getting sex in the city like I'm Sarah.
And my twin in this bitch like Tamara.
That's West Side by K-Train.
K-Train.
Meanie.
K-Train, Meanie.
That shit is hard.
That album is tough too.
Fam, he said he left his commitment in the rubber.
He's nice.
He can rap.
Wow, shit, yo.
I'm going to
I don't know how to pronounce her name
we've played her a million times
with her pretty eyes
I think her name is
Mayeta
okay
and the song is called
Through the Night I know you want
I know you want, I know you're thinking And right now I don't mind
I'm tired of being alone, way too much to drink And I'm tired of wasting time Know that love don't come easy
How do I know you'll never leave me?
Can you go for miles?
Feeling some things I ain't felt in a while
I think you should try
Try to blow my mind
Think you should try
To drive me through the night
Oh, dear
Take time to catch up with you
Take me up, love me deep
Make me weak with all of your might
Oh, you know that love don't come easy
How do I know that you'll never leave me?
And you go for miles
Feeling some things I ain't felt in a while
I think you should try
Try to blow my mind
Think you should try
To drive me through the night
So that the only time
That's Through the Night by Maita and the Free Nationals.
A vibe, a bop.
Mine is called Pick up your phone and it's fire. Until the sunrise, those eyes pick up the phone
It's the only way I could show you
What I feel
Once I get you on the phone You're wonderful You're beautiful
You should hear the things I tell myself
Even when I'm down, she keeps me up until the sunrise
Those eyes
Take me up in
Take me up and Take me in
Take me in
You should never reach me then
Call me, let's begin
Again, again, again Guess I missed your call again
Call me up just one more time, yeah
Hoping you can save me from this bottom of a fell
I've been alone so long it feels
Thinking about you every day and every night
So hit me up on FaceTime.
I can't count the time I've checked my messages to see if your name's up.
If you can't tell you're on my mind, I pick up the phone, I want you darling
I just need the message, I'll get back to you
Let's pick up your phone by a whole bunch of people.
J-Rob, Bowtie, Benny, Abel,
Play Nice.
I'm probably missing some people.
Insightful. I don't know how they got
that many people on the song.
Flip,
what kind of heat you got for us today?
Alright, so rest in peace to my brother
Chinks. I got his shirt on. Rest in peace,
Chinks. A record featuring French Montana of his, I don't know what it's called, an album, mixtape
album, Cocaine Riot 7.
The record is called Candy Rain.
Rest in peace.
Chinks, you know what it is.
You know what it is.
When you hear that. Four kings. Coke boy. Kandy Rain, rest in peace Throw it up, bike light She never seen a nigga like him in her eyesight
Front of city with the bright lights We gon' turn him down
Cause that pussy goin' night-night
My love, do you ever dream of candy? Cold little raindrops, you're the same, my candy rain
J.K.
Uh, uh, red kind like you tryna find a needle in some hay
Niggas all the same like the peaches in the hay
I just called a D-We for a open leader Can't drive, start a tow, Stokes, Roller,
Viet, Mama I'm just tryna put a code in your token meter
I just blew about a half a ticket with your
lifeline Nigga, what's your lifeline?
Never been a greedy nigga, I just want the right slice
Ram to it, but a nigga only do it if it's right, right
Been a long time coming out, got em' screaming, yeah
Fly nigga, pockets fat in the pipe, right
If you really gettin' money, throw it up, bike life
She never seen a nigga like him in her eyesight
Front of city with the bright lights
We gon' turn him down
Cause that pussy goin' night and night
My love, do you ever dream of
My brother Chinks, rest in peace
Featuring Fresh Montana and Lil' Crodi
Candy Rain, rest in peace bro
Rest in peace Chinks
I miss Chinks, yo.
Chinks is another one for me.
That ball, that hurts me.
That hurts me.
That was my Melodies man when I did it, boy.
Yeah.
He was cool as hell.
Anytime you walk in Melodies, you'll see Chinks in there doing this.
You know what I mean?
Rest in peace to all Chinks, man.
And Stack.
And Stack.
Stack will be fucking a lot of women this year.
Oh my God. Oh my God, yo. women this year oh my god yo ahead of his time
head of his time all that gorgeous gangster i thought it was corny in those six but today
today though oh my lord what a visionary oh you ran this back yeah i thought he's gonna let
hovers rock earlier boy i should have but I wanted to get to Pony,
and I didn't want to disrespect Ludacris
the way that Hov disrespected Ludacris.
One day we need a part about that.
Like Jadakiss, Hov, oh shit, Hov did it to Jadakiss
with Maya, Best of Me.
No, he did it a couple times to Jadakiss.
Fiesta.
Fiesta.
That's why he said after the original, it was probably this.
That's foul. That was intentional. Even though the original it was probably this. That's foul.
That was intentional.
Even though the Kiss version is still hard, but yeah.
Yeah, but it ain't that.
It ain't that.
But we never heard Ludacris again on this record.
I forgot he was on it until you just said that.
Ice.
I forgot, bro.
Wow.
Wait, that whole verse, my nigga.
Oh, shit.
I remember Ludacris.
Nigga, he tried to do it to me. He tried to get Pump It Up out of here. I remember. Wow. That whole verse, my nigga.
Oh, I remember the verse.
Nigga, he tried to do it to me.
He tried to get Pump It Up out of here.
He did, too.
You came back, though.
You came back.
He shot you a couple jams.
You came back.
I give credit where it's due.
I give credit where it's due.
I wish I was nicer when that happened.
Nicer in personality or nicer in rapping?
No, in rapping.
Why?
Yo, make sure your phone's on there.
It ain't.
It's fucked up somewhere.
The computer.
Oh, there you go.
There we go.
Give me a big audio, man.
Park, you're supposed to catch that.
Park's trash. My one ear is the ear that was working.
You know what I mean?
That's kind of bullying for him to do that to like a 22 years
old, my favorite rapper.
That's bullying, yo.
I wish I was like a real adult to process that properly.
Like, nigga.
I'd sit down for a couple.
Yeah.
Don't even cut the TV on.
Yeah, at my age, my brain could only hear the basketball references and play with that.
It got much worse, right?
Yeah, nah.
He tried to finish me.
That wasn't fair.
Look at this.
See, nah.
Wait, nah.
Cut this shit off.
I'm not trying to cut off.
Just to start with that.
Nah, because it don't beat a verse.
It don't beat a verse.
I'm with Joe.
I'm with Joe.
How a rapper talks before his verse is what tells the story. Tell you what he about to do with that. No, because it don't be the verse. It don't be the verse. I'm with Joe. I'm with Joe. How a rapper talks before his verse is what tells the story.
Tell you what he about to do.
And he is flagrant.
Somebody should have snuffed him.
50 grand, I get this on one take.
That's disrespectful, son.
You shouldn't have done this.
And it was confirmed he did it on one take.
It's a lot of her whole lives that I beat.
Who confirmed these things
Timberland was a liar one of them guru I don't believe be lying I think it was
good I think was good even though he has the right to life over and I would
believe he does 50 grand I get this on one take and most of the random come in
and do that you grant we didn't have 50 grand you could bet that
on a verse take 50 grand i get this on one take don't say your name i'm not trying to give you
love and affection i'm trying to give you 60 seconds of affection i'm trying to give you
cat bearing direction get your independent ass out of here, question Come on
You better know who you dealing with, mama
Yeah, I heard all that
You better know who you dealing with, mama
Don't say that and then marry her
No, no, yes, no, yes
You had to give her some act right
Exactly
This ain't them
Yeah, I ain't one of them
I ain't them, mama
I ain't one of them
Recognize who you, you know what I mean?
And he gave us some more.
I don't upgrade you, but go ahead.
Go ahead.
How you going to upgrade me?
What's higher than number one?
Get your independence.
Come on, man.
Stop playing with hoes.
Question.
I'm not your man.
That's fly to say that about your girl.
I'm not your man.
Not Ralph Tresman.
Not Ronnie Roman.
No, ma.
I'm trying to get you to quit you in the middle of the round like I'm Roberto Duran.
No ma. No ma.
Come on, son. What was ludicrous supposed to be?
Come on, son.
Y'all laughing and I don't think it's funny.
I don't think that's funny at all.
This is fucked up.
Hey, yo.
He did what he did,
but it's just different
This is fucked up
But go ahead
Yeah but Missy called me
And I had some shit
To get off my chest
It was her vision
To call me
And I did
What I saw feasible
Who the fuck are you now
To just put your own shit
Send it to Missy
Here yo
Let me tell you.
What you think of this?
Beat me.
Beat me back.
Page me.
Whatever they were saying.
Two-way.
Two-way.
Hey, get that ludicrous shit.
Don't play that no more.
Send this to radio.
No, for free.
No charge.
Just put it out.
No, I cleared it already.
I cleared it before I sent it to you.
It's yours.
That's foul. For the cheap. It's yours. That's foul.
For the cheap.
For the free.
6 a.m.
Another chicken.
Put your hands up.
He's not even now.
He's just partying in the booth.
He ain't even trying to ad-lib the bird.
Yo, put your hands in the air right now.
Yo, anybody that didn't suck dick behind the parking lot behind the...
That wasn't playing the record with him in the mill.
No, put your hands up.
Yeah, put your hands up.
It's single.
6 a.m.
Yeah, put your hands on my eyes.
The mill's not on there.
No, not put your hands on my eyes.
I mean, no, put your hands on my eyes.
The mill's not on that record?
6 a.m.
What's the name?
12 o'clock.
What's the name of that?
12 a.m.
What's the name of that record? 12 a.m. It's 12 a of 12 o'clock? What's the name of that 12 a.m.? What's the name of that record?
12 a.m. on the record.
It's 12 a.m.
No, it's not. I think it's put your hands up.
That's in parentheses, I think.
Yeah, it's 12 a.m.
No, it's called something put your hands up.
No. We old as hell.
Volume 3.
Huh?
No, I'm saying it's on volume 3.
Put your hands up.
Spent one minute trying to dig her out. The other 14 trying to put it in her mouth Dig too deep, chug it too much
And make you love me
Now be a nice wifey and run home to your hubby
Cause we both know what we doing is wrong
Don't forget to put your ring back on
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
It's time to get your
He is disrespectful.
I'm not saying he's ludicrous
for making this thing.
Ove is disrespectful to hip-hop.
Get your oil changed.
I know, but...
It's on my bucket list.
It's on my bucket list
before I go
to just call Puff or Hov
live from the bar
with no warning.
This is the last episode too.
That'll be the grand finale.
That's on my bucket list.
Don't you gotta do that
before you're done?
No.
I think he did.
Live on the air for no reason?
Like with no warning?
When you pivot?
Yeah, when you pivot.
I think you do.
Yeah, when you're out of here.
Yeah, when you sign over there.
Unless it's the final episode. The Arsenio Hall Joe show. I think you do. Yeah, when you're out of here. Yeah, when you sign over there. Unless it's the final episode.
Arsenio Hall Joe Show.
I think you called Puff before, actually, though.
Did I?
I don't know if he answered, but I think you called him.
I might have tried Puff before.
Yeah.
Somehow I suspect he'd be a little bit more amenable to it.
I don't know why you suspect that.
You know how many times Puff almost smacked the shit out of me?
I'm just thinking about when you lost a piece of your mask.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I'm like, what?
Well, I mean, he goes by Love now.
So maybe he's, you know, softened up.
Let me be the first one
to tell you.
It is a myth.
It is a myth.
Okay.
Love is expressed
in many different ways.
He almost put his hands
on me so many times
that now when he
talks to me,
he say,
we haven't seen
eye to eye all the time.
But,
dog, you know, stop telling a story. I should say my good story. I haven't seen eye to eye all the time. But. Dog.
You know what's tough?
Tell a story.
I should save my good story.
I'm going to write a book.
I'm going to write a book one day.
I had just signed to Revolt.
And they gave me a lot of money too.
A lot of money.
Just signed.
But you know, back then you couldn't really.
Like there was.
There wasn't really the term exclusivity
because it was all exclusivity, right?
So this is a new thing where people be carving shit out and you could go over here and get money and go.
That's totally new.
The kids did that.
Well, we did that.
I just signed the Revolt, but I signed the Spotify, too.
And I didn't tell puff
Spotify with a big billboard Joe Budden Spotify Times Square the dirty time ever know everywhere every square every square 50 states how many states is 50
50 states Toronto can't a Spotify Joe Bud 50? 50 states. 50 states. Toronto, Canada, Spotify, Joe Bud, no, it's on.
Me and Puff was working on a rollout plan for the Revolt shit, but Spotify just took things
in the air and they just rolled that shit out.
How'd that go?
I thought that was the end of Ian.
We were celebrating my birthday somewhere
we was out
Sabor
put that phone
on the ground
went outside
oh man
that was bad
that nigga wanted
to kill us
he wanted to
kill us
like revolving
but I said
chill
like this is a
good thing
don't
you can't
beat up Joe
because he got a podcast
You know my problem is
At some point
When niggas are talking crazy to me
I'ma get mad too
Yep
Me too
Play your dog
What's the song at?
Here's a little pause Yeah I'm'll let you get it off About 30
I don't think Hove
Ever wanted to hit me
I'm gonna get it off
But if I called him on air
He gonna want to hit me
I wanna be that guy though
That all the legendary rappers
Wanted to hit at one point
I think you were pretty close
You're the closest one
I'm letting it go I think I am I'm really You were 50 You were were pretty close. You're the closest one. I'm letting it go. I think I am.
You were 50.
You were 50 of the closest ones. No, he closer.
Yeah, he's probably closer. They actually hit him.
Oh, that's true.
They ain't gonna have 50.
50.
Before.
Before what?
Before. They ain't gonna try that.
Before he was popping, popping, popping.
That was early. 50's different though. Before what? Before. They ain't going to try that. Before it was popping, popping, popping. I mean, you know.
And that was early.
50 is different, though.
50 ain't even really 50.
That's a trick, too.
Look, all that love.
50.
All that shit is a trick.
If niggas put hands on niggas, for real.
You ain't got to tell me.
We need to start potting for real.
We need to start telling the truth.
Get you in the elevator.
Wow, wow. We be coming up here talking about the music.
Yeah, 50's new.
Thunderdome.
New show.
It's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
He's crazy.
These niggas are.
You know what?
We're pony ass.
The niggas I talk crazy to, I don't really think they crazy.
I don't believe it. I ain't never said nothing bad about 50 and puff up here
but they uh something is I ain't fucking with you take my word for I'm telling you
I'm not fucking with you up here in their brains whole attitude is different
yo keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
I bid you adieu, farewell, adios
Arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir
And it go
Hey
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Oh, I said it already
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past
So let's make this last as if it's all we have
And lastly, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol
You might need it
Y'all hold it down, man
Be safe
Be well
Don't annoy your bartender
Don't talk too much to the person next to you at the bar
Don't be that guy
Don't talk when people are eating
Don't show up to do interviews while you're
sick as a dog stay home nothing is that important you don't have to promote everything yo you don't
this podcast almost didn't make it to y'all today but we're here fucking parks Fucking Parks. Hey! I'm riding my own I'm riding my own I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own
I'm riding my own I'm riding my own No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey, hey. Yo, yo. Stop. Yo. Pause. You went to the fucking class.
The mic hit my mouth.
No, it didn't.
And the network is not liable.
Any mics.
And you pointed at me.
I didn't sign the paperwork.
Any mics.
He didn't sign the paperwork.
I didn't sign the paperwork.
Yeah, the fuck.
Oh, my God.
Get yourself something to drink, man.
Why would you do it at this time?
He's such a.
You fall right into the trap
I love it Joe
What
I love it Joe
I love you too
Nah dead ass
We can't even love you
Alright
Bye
When we getting our drops
Yo
You
Stop trying to
You got this thing you do
You should not be the first
When are you going to sign
Your amendment
To the contract
In the new contract You cannot be the first voice Or last voice that you hear on a Joe Budden podcast.
Tell me why.
Network has done enough for you.
You're doing too much outside.
And I did a lot too.
Mic drop.
I'm that.
And a walk off.
I'm going to talk to y'all.
They're feeling themselves lately. I got to bring him down.
I got to bring him
back down to earth. I got you. Don't worry. I'm going to fix it.
I'm going to fix it.
Sometimes you
birth problems and then you got to
fix it yourself. I've been
watching his style. He's been going a little crazy
out here. I'm going to fix him up. Don't worry.
I'm going to fix him up. I'm going to humble him. I'm going to fix him up. Don't worry. I'm going to fix him up.
I'm going to humble him.
I'm going to humble him up.
Do you think
there's any...
Non-violently too,
I'm telling you.
Do you think people
can humble me though?
Do you think I would
submit to humbleness?
I think that the Virgo in me
is going to love to try at least.
It's a fun game.
Okay.
Fun game.
These two are great.
Shake on it.
Try your best.
You're welcome to challenge.
You can.
Every time I try is my best, though.
Chill.
All right, go ahead.
I love you, man.
Peace and love.
I love you, too, man.
Sign the shit.
I love you, too.
Sign the shit, yo.
I'm going to stop sending opportunities your way.
Are you leaving?
You leaving?
You out?
Where you going?
I can't do it.
No, I'm not.
Oh, shit.
This is why the fans get at me.
You do a lot of separating yourself from the group.
This is why the fans get at me.
See shit like that?
Like, they go, see, I see the setup.
I'm in the pod now.
What's the setup?
Shit about to get real.
The setup is like, oh, this nigga.
Go sign up Patreon right now.
Go sign up.
It's about to get real.
Ice, I'm not getting shit like this.
Head on over to Patreon.
You walked away like you.
Head over to Patreon, right?
It's about to get real.
Hey, I can't.
Have you left? I'm about to be talking to an empty chair. Oh, shit. Ice. What y' like you... Head over to Patreon, right? It's about to get real. Hey, I can't. Have you left?
I'm about to be talking
to an empty chair.
Oh, shit.
I is?
What y'all doing to me?
I ain't your boss.
Yeah, you can go.
But y'all niggas
throwing the battery.
Oh.
I was saying...
Stop hyping him.
He can play the...
This nigga ain't shit.
He didn't say nothing.
That's my man.
But he got a drop.
Oh, shit. He got a drop. But he got a drop. Oh, shit.
He got a drop.
He do got a drop.
Until y'all get a drop, act accordingly around here.
Y'all been doing a lot of dictating for two people without drops.
Respect.
Look, now I just had to throw him out.
I'm sorry, man.
It's not you.
Bye.