The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 630 | "Do-Re-Mi"
Episode Date: May 27, 2023A slew of topics in this episode as the JBP kicks things off discussing Memorial Day plans for the weekend (19:26) before sharing their sentiments on the passing of Tina Turner (25:28). The gang dives... into new music including Lil Durks album ‘Almost Healed’ (31:18), GloRilla’s ‘Lick or Sum’ (43:23), & Diddy’s ‘Act Bad’ featuring City Girls & Fabolous (47:54). Ja Morant recently posted a cryptic message on Instagram which led to a wellness check (1:00:24), *SPOILER ALERT* a conversation on the TV show ‘Love & Death’ (1:04:09), Ari Lennox apologizes for prior comments on Oprah & Gayle King (1:20:00), Elon Musk’s brain chip company ‘Neuralink’ has approval from the FDA (1:49:18), Part of the Show (2:22:08), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Emanny - “Belongs To You” Ice | Ea5tward - “Not Verified” Parks | Belly - “New Money, Old Devils” Melyssa | ODESZA (feat. Little Dragon) - “Light” QueenzFlip | Ding Dong & Dunw3ll - “Bounce”
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Gang.
All right, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
The level, the level, the levels.
Do, do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti.
Do.
Thank you.
Song's got to do it.
Thank you.
Song.
What was that stupid song they used to make us sing?
Do.
A deer. A female deer. song what was that stupid song they used to make us sing doe a deer
a female deer
ray
a drop of golden sun
a drop of golden sun
oh my god
a name
I call myself
a father
a father
a lady
a
I used to
this is what I used to get
a D
a D of no mean I'm supposed. This is what I used to get beat.
I'm supposed to be the inside. What the hell was we doing back in the day?
Man, that's some bullshit.
Dope.
He's gay?
Oh, man.
I wish I could go back in time and rap bump it up to them niggas.
Don't sit down, man.
Feels good.
The top of the song is better than the bottom.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Slow down, buddy.
How you doing, man?
Slow down.
That don't matter.
We having a conversation right now.
I was enjoying it.
I was enjoying it.
Well, good to know you came in, did some sumo wrestler dance.
Like, just chill out.
You was late.
You got breakfast. Like, relax. I was did some sumo wrestler dance. Like, just chill out. You was late. You got breakfast.
Like, relax.
I was a little late.
Stop doing that.
Had a little talk to you on the side.
Damn.
Because I'm so punctual.
Like, when a nigga come 30 minutes late and then eat breakfast in your face,
it'd be like, all right, maybe I'm just pussy.
Maybe.
Right?
We had a little talk.
We did.
Yeah. But everybody's good, right? Everyone's good, right? That's all that matters. maybe I'm just pussy maybe why don't we have a little talk we did yeah
well everybody's good right
everyone's good right
that's all that matters
no I'm hungry
now that we talking about it
now that we talking about it
I'm sorry
I don't know
that's the thing
that's just
the fucking thing
what do y'all think about
roommates that put their name
on shit in the fridge
nah that's foul
that's corny
OD
disgusting
super
y'all don't really
like each other.
For real.
But, so?
Well.
I mean.
I don't have to like you.
How you half, money?
I mean, that's weird
to like room with people
that you don't like.
You know what yours
and what's not yours.
I'd be afraid.
That's how we started
to not like each other
by living together.
We didn't move in under this.
We moved in and realized
we didn't like each other.
And I had no idea that you was the person that crept to the fridge to drink the other person's shit every week. we didn't move in under this we moved in and realized we didn't like each other and i had
no idea that you was the person that crept to the fridge to drink the other person's shit every week
yeah and i keep going to the supermarket and putting my shit in there and now when i go there
it's empty or it's a corner in there because you won't even throw it out you're a fucking heathen
yeah so now you think i enjoy going to get a sharpie and writing my name on the almond milk? Yeah, it's trash. You're right.
That's corny.
But if I'm doing that, it's to let somebody really ignorant know,
dog, don't make me come say something to you.
That is, that's like the warning.
That's step one.
No, you're right.
You're right.
I did have a roommate situation a long, long time ago where I moved in with a girlfriend
and literally the day that I moved in I realized I'd
made the biggest mistake of my life and living with her was pure fucking hell like her boyfriend
used to come over this motherfucker was at the house like five to six days a week eating all
the food in the fridge that I bought that's a Melissa motherfucker if you have the joe budden bingo card out there very early
oh i saw the bingo card clever early i like that okay okay all right no so her boyfriend was there
all the time and like i'm respectful about being in the company of my girlfriend's boyfriend so i
dress accordingly it's fucking summertime in LA and I'm in like
bathrobes and like jogging pants in order to you know be respectful but I'm like the
heck is here all the time no you seem like the woman that's mad respectful of somebody's girl
no she don't really she don't why you just don't seem like it. What do you think I would do? The catwalk. She's tricking. The catwalk.
Yeah, I do.
I'm a little tired.
Oh, stop.
He's tricking me.
He'd be the person that tricks me.
I do.
Got my strings.
You're not a person that's ashamed to show your beautiful assets.
And you just feel like you want to live free.
You have the mind of the land of the free.
You have the original.
What's that anthem?
The land of the free. On the future bingo card, all the guys press mail land of the free. You have the original. What's that anthem? The land of the free.
On the future bingo card,
all the guys press mail.
You got it.
One of the guys press mail.
It's there.
It's there early.
That's the free space.
It won't be me.
It won't be me.
I'm done.
Let's get started, man.
Let's do it.
Type of people that don't own their decisions.
The type of people that have played hopscotch with their character development They've played hopscotch with their integrity. They never learned
Self-awareness they never learned to call their own foul. They never learned to accept responsibility for their behavior
They never learned to kill their pride
To crush their own egos they've never learned
to swallow that statement and get done with the eight hour shift and leave they never learned
that consistency is key they never learned you can't quit after you've given your word
that you was gonna finish something talk to them they've never learned it that's that that's a flaw
of the steps you take you don't wake up one morning and just you're missing ownership of
responsibility no you you skipped some stuff you blame shifted you made it about everybody else
there are some people that are so unaware of their behavior that they believe if they leave two or three different places and
still get to go to the next place and have success that success means that the places they just left
something was wrong with those places and not them when the truth of the matter is now you have the
fourth or fifth place you about to repeat the same thing you did at the other places because you
moving on didn't develop your character actually you ignoring what went on is why you have a lack of it
mike one yes mic check one two one two when it go shout out the queen shout out the jersey
shout out to everybody on the road right now This is bitter and sweet I put my heart out to the sounds of the drums and the beat
I put my life on the line when I'm out on the street
Put my Teflon on and roll with my knee
I give myself a nice and small
I don't fuck with these clown niggas
In the race with the J's
I run like it's a round niggas
As soon as I step on stage, the crowd applaud
As soon as my sneaker went in stores, Reebok stock sold
I ain't gotta say I'm a boss
Niggas can tell the East Coast crib
The size of a small hotel This shit turn a list right about for you I ain't gotta say I'm a boss Niggas can tell the East Coast crib the size
of a small hotel This shit turn a list right about from the
beginning to the end I been feeling like a heavyweight champ when
he lost I read somewhere I'm homophobic shit go
through the hood It's mad niggas on my dick
Now we don't get hostile But we can do this smooth
Tend around I can still make blow moves
This is what you call a fire or music All the gangsta surviving too
Come on, let's rock
I can show you how we do it
When we ride to that ride or music
Let's go, let's go
This is what you call a ride or music
All the gangsta surviving too
Let's rock
Let's rock
Let's rock
Let's rock Let's get there
Let's get there though
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
God grew
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Merrick, what up?
Brazley, what's good?
Farmers, what up?
Jamaica, what up?
I'm a toaster boy, I got no choice but to be a rider.
I brought you, boy, with the toaster, boy.
And the boy playing grains and fire.
I ain't trying to eat shit.
I'm supposed to be rich.
Motherfucker getting wet in my bread.
Me, I'm going to load my shit, then cut my shit.
Nigga, drip, I'll come for you.
Oh, ho, ho.
Let's go, George.
Let's go, George. My man has bags., oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh lil' shot, work with a lil' nine, case I get in a bind
It's damn fuckin' crazy, they think I'm out my mind
Cause I'm a pussy nigga here all the time, now you know the rules
Then I'm broke, and then you broke, and see what's out, dog We got one more month of spring, man We got 90 degrees in New York for the next week, man
It's Jersey, the mall capital
Shout out to everybody in the mall right now
It's Memorial Day weekend Blood pool in my veins, booster in the veins I'm doing my thing, the cinnamon on the spray
Run up and get away
We'll find you whereabouts and clap at you all of the day
Nigga play with the bread, get a hold on your head
You touch a dime, a dime, a dime, a dime, a dime
I said it's Memorial Day weekend out here
Turn up!
Ooh!
I don't keep my body fast.
Beamer Benzabelli.
All right.
Beamer Benzabelli.
Beamer Benzabelli.
Your scheming don't affect me.
Benz.
Turn this shit the fuck off for a minute.
Woo.
Benz.
Benz.
Uh-oh.
I heard it.
That nigga said Beamer Benz.
Beamer Benzabelli.
Beamer Benzabelli. Big Benz. Beamer Benzabelli. My jeans are never empty, bitch. It Beamer Benz. Beamer Benz or Bentley. Beamer Benz or Bentley.
Big Benz.
Beamer Benz or Bentley.
My jeans are never empty.
It's Big Benz.
Beamer Benz or Bentley.
Beamer Benz or Bentley.
Yeah.
Beamer Benz or Bentley.
Your scheming don't affect me.
Flip, you weren't the only one that was late today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You wasn't the only one that was late for work today.
They held me up in the dealer a little bit today.
Somebody else.
One of the best engineers in the game came strolling in about 17 minutes after his scheduled time.
Facts.
He came right in and said, yo, part of my tardiness took a little longer at the dealer than I expected.
Ladies and gentlemen.
German engineering for real now, you know what I mean?
I like that.
That's you.
That's you.
You inspired me.
Let me toss it to my brother Parks, man.
Talk to us.
Had to get something nice, man.
I made the decision, man.
I went to the store yesterday and copped something.
Copped up.
Nice.
He did it.
Nice.
He did it.
Big Ben's.
Big Ben's.
Okay.
He did it, and he can come and tell you guys about it because he doesn't have to live his
life in secrecy.
You're finally showing what you make.
About time.
That little bullshit you was driving, you ain't fooling me one bit.
I was watching you. I know you had some shit in the car. Shout out to the Honda, man. That was a great time. That little bullshit you was driving, you ain't fooling me one bit.
I was watching you.
I know you had some shit in the car.
Shout out to the Honda, man.
That was a great car.
That was a great car. It was time, right?
But it was time.
So you drove this bad boy home?
Yeah.
Nice.
No, I drove it here first.
Oh, to here.
I drove it right here first.
But you got to take a little drive.
I took the long route.
Even the looks was different.
I took the long route.
The lights was different.
Yeah, yeah.
There was a little traffic.
I don't care.
Who cares?
Yeah, who cares? I'm comfortable. Come on, man. I took the long route. The lights was different. Yeah, yeah. There was a little traffic. I don't care. Who cares?
Yeah, who cares?
I'm comfortable.
Come on, man. I'm comfortable.
These speakers is knocking.
You can tell we've been getting new calls.
They're talking big shit.
We're talking to them.
We're talking to them, man.
Just sit off.
Hard work.
Hard work.
Commitment.
Devotion.
Fact.
Diligence.
Discipline.
Talk.
Talk.
All subscribers.
Long nights.
Long days
Sleepless
Yeah come on
Talk about it
Come on man
A pillar in this podcast space
Super happy that
Frugal ass Parks even
Went and leveled up
On these bitch ass niggas
Out here
That's right
That's right
Feels good man
Feels good
Congratulations
I couldn't do it
In the Honda again
Shout out to Parks
That rock gonna feel
A little different
It is It is.
It is.
All right.
Now I have two friend questions to ask.
Shoot.
I heard you say you're taking a ride this weekend.
I am.
I want you to be mindful during the turn of those mouths.
For what?
This ain't a lease.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, damn. Yo. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, man.
Yo!
Yo!
What the fuck was you talking about?
Fuck you, man.
What the fuck was you talking about?
What the fuck was you talking about?
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More than five hundred horses when I'm gone by
I'm coming to you, you know
I ain't cuffed, you know, I ain't cuffed
I ain't cuffed, you know, I ain't cuffed
We can't see you
You driving a what?
A Prius?
We don't speak that language.
Alright, I promise you we gettin' started in two seconds.
Two seconds, but I'm happy for my man.
Let it rock.
I'm happy for my man.
Let it rock. I'm happy for my man, let it rock.
Oh my God.
This shit had a show cold.
This shit had the streets in a show cold.
It damn near ain't even hot outside if this don't come out in New York.
Let's go, Ju-Am.
All right, let me get ready.
Let me get ready.
I'm having too much fun.
Anything brand new, I don't handcuff.
You could get the whole damn crew.
That's a Joe Budden is lying.
Oh.
What you going to do when you go getting that brand new Benz?
Never the least financing minds.
Own and mine.
When I feel like getting a new one, I buy another one.
You heard?
Who starts a pod?
Like hell.
All right, when the beat drop, we can get started. Start it up, start it up Wait a minute, I'm ready to move Cotton candy shoe, cotton candy coupe Hard knock, off in any loop
I ain't wanna beat drop, we can get started
We having too much fun
My canary shoe, hot beams pointed right at you
Peek-a-boo, all the energy paper
Make me head up, all your family best
Now they twice, purple raising goose
Spotify, Apple, SoundCloud, Google, YouTube
Thousand kicks, couple hundred boots Getting fucking loose Spotify, Apple, SoundCloud, Google, YouTube, Patronix!
Woah!
Yeah!
Flip, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up? No y'all in my practice! Hold on. Performing, I bag them, break their back, don't call them Put down on them like the Ken Bay Cash is pouring, cash is pouring, cash is pouring
Cash is pouring, cash is pouring, cash is pouring
Cash is pouring, cash is pouring, cash is pouring
Cause I'm hurryin', cause I'm hurryin'
You never ever ever seen a nigga good trick
You wanna pal him, start it up
Start it up, start it up
You know I'm starting up. I'm starting up. Whew. Whew.
Yo.
That might have been one of your best.
That was a great set.
That right there?
That felt good to the soul.
Yeah.
That felt good to the soul right there.
I ain't going to lie to you.
That got me a little pumped.
That felt good.
All right.
What episode is this?
I'm in a...
Let me get back in podcast mode.
I don't know.
Who cares?
Yeah, man.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
We're just rocking.
It's just a vibe.
This episode is just a vibe.
And it's 6.30, I guess.
Welcome to episode 6.30 of the best podcast in the whole wide world, the Joe Button Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored or lowly favored host, depending on where you get your Joe Button news from, the outlets, the friends.
And I'm here with some really, really, really good people, man.
Big Melissa Ford is here, huh?
Number one.
Big Blazer energy in the building.
Big Flip in the building, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's your best?
Big Freeze is here.
Ice is in the building.
Shit. Big Benz energy. Ice is in the building.
Big Ben's energy.
Benzino.
Oh, my God.
That was disgusting.
Oh, that was disgusting.
But he could be disgusting for a day.
Oh, man.
He earned that.
Big Benzino energy.
At least a couple hours.
Parks is in the building.
Poe is in the building.
Corey is here. Erickson is here. Parks is in the building. Poet's in the building. Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
And most importantly, you guys are here.
Ish is not here.
I told him to take a few episodes off.
Really didn't like his attitude as of late.
Oh, shit.
You know what I mean?
I told him to chill the fuck out. I called him.
I called him up, yo.
The vibe has just been trying to get,
sit home for a little bit, sit tight.
Careful.
I can see, I see the clip on me.
Yeah, no, look at niggas.
I see them think-piecing already out there.
They about to go crazy.
No, Ish was not feeling well.
Hit me to say I'm sick,
but I can still come in as your call.
No, no, it's not my call.
Stay your ass on. What type of shit do you think I'm running over here? Come can still come in as your call. No, it's not my call. Stay your ass on.
What type of shit do you think I'm running over here?
Stay there, yo.
Please, please.
And that type of sickness, like ish, like that 47-year-old.
No, nigga.
Chill.
It's a different sick when you older.
Yeah, your immune system starts failing you.
It's weaker.
Yeah, he need more time to get over that little common cold.
Heal the world.
Oh, Lord.
And it gets nice when you got kids in the house, you sick and all of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I just spread it around and back and forth.
I see what type of time you're on today.
You got the all black.
Usually when you come all black, that's vengeance time.
So I'm just going to step out of the way, but I got the bazooka ready.
There's no need.
Stop it.
You just start trying.
It's vengeance time.
No, it's not.
All right.
If you have something that you would like to get off of your heart, then by all means,
utilize the platform.
I'm going to shoot at you whenever I'm ready, but right now, you're looking good.
You're looking like RoboCop's stepson.
And you're ready.
Well, thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah, man.
Look at me.
I know that drink.
It's kind of Cali vibes a little bit. Huh. It's kind of Cali vibes a little bit.
Huh?
It's kind of Cali vibes a little bit.
I'm wearing some shit.
I'm not even telling you.
It's not an ad, but I'm wearing some shit I never wore before.
That's cool.
I like it.
Looks expensive.
Yes.
We know that.
Yeah.
I'm close.
There's no air.
How's everybody doing?
Happy Memorial Day weekend to all out there. I'm close. How's everybody doing?
Happy Memorial Day weekend to all out there.
Holiday weekend.
Shout out to everybody that got a cookout to go to.
I don't.
Loser.
I don't have.
Y'all mad that it's over.
It's over, yo.
Nah, y'all figure something out.
It ain't over, but I just ain't got nothing. All of the cookouts I threw for you degenerates out there,
to think I don't have an invite on none of my Harlem people even.
You know what I mean?
Webstar, none of y'all.
Come on.
Keno, come on.
Keno, what's up?
Come on.
Come on, man.
Somebody.
Somebody out there saved the day.
Public service announcement.
If you have CNC at your barbecue, I will be leaving.
And I'll actually kick the garbage can over.
Okay?
Enough of that.
Up here, my energy is different.
No more CNC sodas around me.
We want the Coke, the Sprite, all name brands.
What else?
What else?
No, stay there, though.
What's the do's and don'ts, though?
Like, what else can't they have?
No C&Cs.
Make sure you have the big garbage can with the ice in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't put that shit in a black bag.
I don't want to bend too low.
Also, I don't want to, because when you put it in the garbage can with the water, it rises.
It's easy.
I don't want to bend too low.
My back hurt.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
Keep the hamburgers and hot dogs in separate containers.
Stop cross-contaminating the glizzies with the burgers.
Don't put you there.
All right?
Also, and this is very important,
keep the potato salad, macaroni and cheese in the house,
and we will come inside
And get it
Stop bringing the shit outside
Where flies can fly on it
And fuck it up
Stop
That's a fact though
Nah he right
That's a big fact
No the fuck it ain't
Yes the shit get all hot too
To keep it outside
If y'all think I'm having
The guests
Track they nasty ass
Feet and muddy sneakers
In my house To get mac and cheese no no
you bring you can have somebody out when it's ready when it's fast oh so y'all speaking from
privilege porches all right all right the garage something yeah you got that shit ain't got to sit
out like that there's nothing worse than warm potato salad. It's disgusting.
It's got a smell to it.
Yeah.
Well, I'm starting to see
why we haven't been
invited anywhere.
Dumb and shitting
on everybody's shit.
It's really starting
to come together now.
Don't do the little
tiny baby Coronas either, man.
Ooh.
I don't like that.
I know some people
like the little ones,
but nah.
I like the Coronitas, man.
Do you?
Yeah, I do.
Why?
It's like a shot. Yeah, nah. Because, you knowvinita, man. Do you? Yeah, I do. Why? That's one sip.
It's like a shot.
Yeah, nah.
Because, you know what?
The Corvinita is what, a seven?
Yeah.
And then the regular one is a 12.
Yeah.
Pause.
The 12 me too?
That's crazy.
It's too big?
Oh.
I got you.
Oh, shit.
I got you.
I can say it.
You unpause them.
I can say it.
She can say it.
I can say it.
She can say it.
I can say it.
I don't want that. And throw them little waters away. It'd be too hot outside for them littlepause them. I can say it. She can say it. I can say it. She can say it. I can say it. I don't want that.
And throw them little waters away.
It'd be too hot outside for them little ass waters.
I want that.
You getting the little waters.
Damn.
You getting a lot of money, Ice.
You getting a lot of money, Ice.
Let me tell you why.
You give a nigga the regular sized water, they take three sips and leave it.
That's a fact.
Oh, you mean like here?
Yeah.
It feels better doing that.
Every Tuesday and Friday.
For sure.
Facts.
You think it's a little eight ounce water?
They be having the who can waste water Olympics in here.
That's a fact.
Have you ever noticed at a barbecue that no one ever finishes their soda?
Yes.
Is it because it's too cold?
That shit always fucks.
I tried to finish it one time.
I couldn't finish the coke.
It should get hot.
It should get hot.
The hot coke ain't.
And nobody picks it up To throw it in the trash
Where they finish
Word
One pool party
I tried to outsmart them
I strategically placed
I went to Home Depot
And loaded up on
I bought all the garbage cans
Oh shit
All of them
And strategically placed
And it was everywhere
Two by
Two by
This couch
Two over there
Two over
I went crazy
Know what they did?
Left it John Starks Game 7 This couch too over there too. Oh, I went crazy know what they did left it
John Starks game seven they missed every one of them garbage kids
Left when pissed on the neighbors grass
Now no man, it's just not up to it
I get to be a lot cleaned up after
motherfuckers.
People have no
cool.
Very disgusting.
Especially when you
get a little bit of
some liquor in the
system.
Now you just piss
all by the toilet
and shit.
It's no good.
See,
now the cookouts
and shit,
like I go to,
it'd be Kikino
and shit.
It'd be 50-year-old
man on the cookout.
People who know how to act.
His family,
his kids,
his wife.
The conversation
is like adult.
There's nobody drinking,
nobody smoking.
There's no thotties
running around.
You could bring your girl
there comfortably.
I think I'm living backwards
when it comes to y'all.
You trash.
If Memorial Day weekend,
as a guy,
you could go somewhere
and bring your girl
there comfortably.
Trash.
You are a mutt and a bum.
Like, that's why I need something to just spice it up a little bit.
This weekend, I need a stripper or bartender to invite me to one and just be like, yeah, come on.
We need you to jump in the pool with your wig falling off.
Yeah, I need some excitement.
I might pop up at one of the sex clubs.
I got to figure it out.
That's your vibe?
I got to figure it out.
It's a good weekend.
I'm ready.
It's a good weekend.
It's a good weekend for the sex club.
I mean, it probably is going to be a little more low key for someone like you.
Mother's Day, I avoided it.
But this weekend.
No fun?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe.
We'll see.
I'm talking shit right now.
Sex club.
Where do y'all want to begin?
Music?
We can do music.
We can do music.
Ice seems passionate.
No, not really.
I mean, it's been quite a few drops.
We were quiet for a couple weeks.
You know, you get one project here, one here.
One little single here.
Yeah.
We got some music that dropped for us.
I'm sorry.
Sorry. little single here oh we got some music that dropped um sorry sorry i was like we're gonna skip over that hold up man thanks the icon hold up man
this for for me and mines is right up there with prince
the legend oh come on.
Let's take a moment and just groove for a minute.
Rest in peace to the legend,
the queen,
the inspiration, the icon.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And thank you. Thank you.
And thank you.
Oh yes. Yes.
Shout out to those of y'all That was probably born to Tina Turner
Right?
It's all for money
Any old music will do
And right
And
I can't talk about Tina Turner
Without shouting out
Angela Bassett.
No.
But shout out to Angela Bassett as well.
You're absolutely right.
I'm talking about her saxophonist.
I'm talking about, like I was saying, my mom loved Tina like she loved Prince.
So I grew up on Tina, saw all the live shows.
Tina likes you love Prince so I grew up on Tina saw all the live shows and the saxophonist that was always naked long before Naked Cowboy with his hair
greased back we talking about in 81 and the phenomenal thing was this guy has
been her saxophonist for like the entire time so I want to shout out to the survivors of domestic abuse. She speaks for that. Tina's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, of course. Yeah. Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Rest in peace, Tina Turner.
I love you.
We will miss you.
Boy, was that sad news.
But for me, not as sad as some of this.
It's not the same like when the young rappers die or the rapper,
the people that didn't get a chance to fulfill their potential or really see where their life was headed.
Tina was Tina.
In fact.
Tina did it.
Yeah.
She did.
One of the greatest live performers of all time.
Speak.
There are so many performers now that owe Tina just more than just homage.
They're Beyonce, Pink, Taylor Swift.
It doesn't, color, she transcended it all.
She gave them the tools to understand.
I mean, 60 years old, she's like on that big, what's that thing like with her concerts,
like where she's like above the crowd and stuff like that.
She gave everybody that level of inspiration and the performance, just the chaos of her performances.
Just like the organized chaos and how like, there's so many people that owe their careers currently to her as an inspiration.
I always sing for my parents and my grandparents and performing for them,
especially Sunday evenings.
My sister and my cousins, we'd all get out there.
Five of us.
Maybe the temptations are something we probably look like.
I wish I did have photographs of it.
But we always performed for my grandmother and singing.
So singing is always, my singing ability was always there. When I started to high school in the choir of course, church choir. So I wanted to sing, but you see I
had no idea that this is something you could make a career of or make money of. It just
wasn't a reality. You know what? In my high school book it says I I want to be an entertainer. There it was.
But I didn't know how or what I was talking about. I just knew I wanted to entertain.
It was singing.
You know what entertaining at school is? Singing.
You know, in a choir and when we have our gatherings at school.
So, yeah, there it was. The calling was there.
I feel very strongly that that is my gift, performance and to be able to sing.
And that is what I have now, what I earned for myself.
I achieved that for myself, for people to recognize me as a singer.
And I think some of the work you have here, some of the people that I respect said she
is one of your singers.
You couldn't hear me in the past.
We love you, Tina.
Had to do that at the start.
Absolutely.
Go watch the Tina doc.
I think it was on HBO.
It's on HBO.
And also she's got a book called Happiness Becomes You.
I read that a couple of years.
That was really incredible.
She did a lot for, like, the Buddhist community.
You know, kind of like, yeah, because a lot of people seem to not know that she was Buddhist.
But, like, that was part of the catalyst that allowed her to, you know, gather her strength and actually leave the abusive relationship.
So, you know, Buddhists, like, hold her in the highest regard.
She just really was a formidable woman.
Like, incredible.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Absolutely.
Yeah, rest in peace.
Now, Lil Durk.
What a segue.
What a segue.
New music.
New music, man.
New music.
Well, yeah, Durk's album almost healed finally dropped
is he healed he's not healed okay no no he's not close no no intro with alicia keys
as like a therapy session uh-huh she kind of came off as the therapist and
it set the tone for what i thought the album was going to be. But it was just another Dirk album to me.
I went through it three times.
I came off with maybe four records that I like.
Okay.
Maybe some more will grow on me.
Is that a good percentage compared to his previous projects for you?
I know you're probably a bigger fan than Dirk than I am.
I like him, but I don't have all of his albums type shit.
That's not a good percentage for me.
Oh,
okay.
Okay.
I wasn't overall,
I'm not feeling album,
but again,
it's the first day,
first listen.
I'm not rushing to make an opinion on it.
Um,
I did have a couple of records that I'm like,
Oh,
this is hard.
Record with 21 Savage is hard.
Um,
it's a record 300 years,
which is probably my favorite one on there right now.
Okay.
But it's kind of forgettable.table off off the initial. Well, okay
That ain't what had me up though. Why'd you up pause pause?
Glorilla dropped the record bar
I'm calling it now anyone're going to hear this record
Everywhere this summer
If you like Ratchets
Yeah, can anybody else
Talk about the Dirk album?
Oh, I'm sorry
Excuse me
Holy shit
Talk about it
Wow
Talk about it
Wow, King
I mean
Pardon me, pardon self
Hello
Pardon self
Co-host
Pardon self
I apologize
Yeah
I purchased the Dirk album also buddy
Not the only one into that type of shit
Y'all make it seem like I am
I don't be knowing
You heard my amp set the other day
Don't play with me
You saw what they said in the comments too
No I was busy jamming
This is Ice's set
Ice must be over there
Well the name of my show is Music Lovers Only
So if you have music sauce
that I think is dope,
then thanks.
Like, there's no ego
in great music.
Thanks for putting me on.
But I bought this shit.
And funny you should say
what you said, your take, right?
Halfway through, I was like,
on all his songs
we trying to sound healed
is some cheesy- ass piano that comes in
i hate all the shit with that little that little hill piano like nigga go get the subs and do what
you do what we came to do which is exactly what i think happened on the second half of this project
uh that future song crazy 21 savage crazy Yak song, to me, crazy.
I love Rob 49 for some reason.
All the features went crazy to me.
I'm with you on 300 Years.
I like Way Too.
Some of them shit is alright though.
Sad songs is hard.
You don't like sad songs?
No.
This song ain't even supposed to be like that.
I'm just, from a melodic standpoint.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melodic, but, I get you from the melodic. It sounds
good. Yeah. That's just not. But it's some of this shit that does come off cheesy to
me. Uh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When the weather's nice. Hey, hey, hey.
Some of this shit is going to be all right when it's all right.
That's tough for Dirk.
He got some of those highlights is on here.
So I think the Dirk fans will be pleased.
I think the Dirk fans will be pleased i think the dirk fans will be pleased
you know what it is it's not it's not his last project no he's gonna drop a deluxe to this
and it won't be the last project no that last project i went and looked he's dropped an album
not counting mixtapes because he's also dropped mixtapes he's dropped an album every year since
2016 i believe it was full-length album with
throwing in mixtapes with throwing in joint projects with throwing in you know
like a dirk and t grizzly project or dirk and baby but like he's worked he
works I was shocked at him and yak dropped on the same day but then I
wasn't cuz yeah I wouldn't give a fuck about who's dropping.
And they're going on tour together.
Oh, so it makes all the sense.
Yak's on his tour.
Now, is there any truth to what I'm hearing
about Moneybagg Yo moving his date?
Because of Taylor Swift?
I don't know.
I don't think that would be the reason.
Well, no, he said that.
Really?
He said, I know, I know.
This is why Flip said that.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm with you, Flip.
When he first announced that he was dropping this date,
I'm joking.
I'm on the phone with my girl.
I'm like, money bag, yo dropping Friday.
And Ari says if he's number one,
she's going to start her OnlyFans,
and she got her first video ready.
She's like, oh, that's dope.
She doing that to support him.
I said, yeah.
That was the first thing I saw
I had no clue of none of this
And then I saw that and said wait a minute
Something's funny here
Something's up with this
I said
Yeah but Dirt Dropping Friday
She's like oh well she can keep that OnlyFans video
Cause you ain't going to sell him
A surprise announcement
I'm almost at the point where thinking the pushback is the rollout now.
True.
We've just seen this.
Where, yo, I'm dropping this day.
Oh, wait, no, I'm not.
But now you done got people knowing you.
Excited.
Yeah.
You know what?
I think pushbacks get a bad rap in hip hop.
It does.
Well, it used to be they would be, like, long.
Well, the pushback diss started because, one, yes, they would be long.
And, two, that was how rappers was measuring the clout that you had from your label.
Oh, the label pushed you back?
Oh, you not important?
Yo, man, a nigga.
That ain't how it became a bad rap, though.
How it became a bad rap?
One more word out of his mouth, I pushed that shit back 50.
And when it happened, it was like, oh, shit, niggas can't drop on the date you said you was going to drop.
But he had inside.
I know.
He weaponized it.
He did what he's supposed to do with it.
But I'm just saying that's how the perception of it became.
Oh, shit.
You couldn't even do this.
Today, in recent times, even with me, when a pushback had to happen, I was happy.
It allowed for more time.
And my fans that was on high alert thinking they was getting the album, they're going to be on high alert for the week.
I got them still.
So now I can maybe get some more.
So the pushback didn't really bother me.
And the only people I've seen really be mad about it
are the A++ artists.
Like Drake, when he couldn't get that Tuscan leather sample cleared,
seemed mad about it.
Like, yo, I'm about to miss my date,
but there's a sample that I need, and I'm waiting for it.
He needed that one too.
Yeah, he needed it.
He was right.
He was absolutely right about it.
We understood.
It was somebody else that was big that a pushback happened.
Yeah, they'd be mad about it, but everybody else, like Moneybagg, yo, Dirk, this tier.
Pushback helps them.
Yeah, I don't see a big problem.
Give them more time for their record to work.
And it's like, for example, Moneybagg, yo, nobody knew you had an album coming.
And I think it's smart.
Get out the way of the niggas you're supposed to get out the way from.
True.
A dude that just started really promoting his album two or three weeks ago that's projected
to do 150 long before one album is sold, you have to get out the way.
All the way out the way.
You have to get out the way.
And he's projected to do 150.
Shout out to Dirk.
Shout out to Dirk. Shout out to Dirk.
Shout out to Dirk.
Shout out to Dirk.
What I was saying is, it's too... Dirk is like a yin-yang type of artist.
It's two sides to him.
So some people, we want to hear the bass and the aggressive music.
Anyways.
And then the other side, they like the pain.
They like the slow singing.
They like the indie records like the slow singing they like the
the India records
they like that
so it's some of this
for both of y'all on here
that's what
that's what he's kind of doing
on every album
he's giving you
if you want to hear
the hard shit
yeah I'm going to put
a couple of those on there
if you want to hear me singing
and all of this
I'm going to put this
on there too
that's what happens
when you move to that
upper echelon
you got to start
you got to start the You got to start.
The mood.
I'm using like a bigger fan base.
He can sway the mood.
That's it.
Ag, enough with these clips.
Enough.
What happened?
Ag got his Dirk interview.
And they are clipping me to death.
I don't care if it is out.
They are giving me 20 clips an hour from this Dirk interview.
Enough.
That's it.
You're telling my man something.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it too.
As a fan of both the podcast
and the person being interviewed,
where you're like,
yo, I just want to watch the whole shit.
But if it's out,
you can go watch the whole shit.
But I appreciate the artists
doing what they got to do
to understand why it's done.
Yeah.
No,
but sometimes they don't put it out.
They clip you for weeks
and then put the whole shit up.
Yeah,
I've seen that happen.
Yeah,
that could be annoying.
That could be one of them.
That's why I'm like,
that's out.
Yeah,
he gonna put it out.
And you know what,
before you get to Glow Real,
I want to shout out
to Janelle Monae again.
But just because,
and her team.
I could tell when somebody's team
put some money into some digital campaign.
Like it was a few clips running around
of the Joe Budden podcast
supporting Janelle Monae shit.
It was the same clip,
mad different outlets,
all at the same time.
I know how to spot that when I see it.
Oh, got it.
But I know I'm bigging her up
because I was saying,
market to men.
No better way to do that
than to put money behind
this male-dominated...
Just hat off to her.
Hey, double entendre.
Hat off to Janelle Monáe.
And the record is fire.
It is dope when people
acknowledge and support
our support, too.
I want to throw that in there, too.
I've had some people replay some sleepers or something.
They reach out, yo, appreciate.
Even some people that you played will hit me.
Like, yo, I just want to say I appreciate y'all.
I appreciate that.
Because sometimes we play shit and people don't give a fuck.
It's like, bro.
Also works in reverse.
I have multiple people calling to tell me that Liberty owes me a check.
I had no idea what they were talking about,
but apparently they have a commercial now
where they're teaching a kid how to sing the Liberty song
or a kid is singing the Liberty song.
I wonder where they got that from.
Oh, Liberty, like the car insurance?
The car insurance, yes.
Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.
Well, don't do that.
Look at them.
Look at them.
What's wrong with y'all?
Look at them.
Look at them.
Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. I don't want to eat without me, liberty. Well, don't do that. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them.
Look at them.
Look at them.
I don't want them to eat without me, nigga.
I don't want them to eat without me.
But it's them.
It's the two wet behind the ears.
I am.
I am.
I don't want you to eat without me.
You did.
You gotta stop.
You just did your mobile commercial.
So you give them some shit for free?
You just give it away for free?
That nigga fucked up my team over commercials, so fuck it.
Let me fuck up everybody's shit. But I let out with, yo, they saw some shit for free. You just give it away for free. A nigga fucked up my team over commercials so fuck it. Let me fuck up
everybody's shit.
But I let out with,
yo,
they saw some shit
and stole.
And then y'all sung.
What you think
they can do with that?
Oh my Lord.
Anyway.
Anyway,
I've been on here
for a while talking about.
Let's start clipping
that shit up.
He don't play though.
He got some shit.
He not playing
with them niggas.
That'll be hilarious. It would. He not playing with them niggas that'll be hilarious
it would
he not playing
and finally we can see our man
actually
using his power
at people
that's high
he not gonna play with them
let them clip us
they better not clip that shit
anyways
those motherfuckers
what else
Glowrilla
yeah like I said man
I can't wait to go to the Ratchet hood spots because I just know
what this record is going to do.
Let me hear it.
You hyping it.
I'm not.
Let me hear it.
You hyping it up.
I'm not hyping it.
I'm just telling you that shit.
No, I believe you because I'm on the Glorilla bandwagon.
Yeah, me too.
But I got a pod.
All right.
You hyping it.
It's not gas like that.
You right.
You right.
That shit don't slap like that.
It don't even slap.
You absolutely right.
Huh?
Ice Spice dropped with Taylor Swift.
She better do something.
Huh?
Lick on my clit.
Make this pussy cream.
Do this motherfucker how you do them rush creams.
Smoking on his fat.
You know this pussy fat.
Oh, shit.
Looking like he's fiending.
Got his nose all in my crack.
He wanna hit the drop.
He know this coochie slap.
And based on his performance, I might make this booty clap.
Total drunken addict. I can take him off the map. I don't post his ass. I might make this booty clap Told him drop your ass, about to take him off your mouth
I don't post his ass, I ghost his ass and leave him on the snap
Don't wanna feel your teeth, it's sopping up his tongue
All over his cross-eyed, his fake gum
Pulling on like Jax, cause he rock like the run
You know I'm a P, nigga, you know where I'm from
Told him that I love him, had him thinking I was dumb
Got that bread, got that head
Then I sent him to his mom
On the count, count
Looking like a liquor sign
Come and take a liquor sign
You can cut this off.
You can cut this off.
I can hear Juicy J all over that ball.
You can cut that off.
I wasn't making that one up.
I'm going out.
No doubt.
Do you be telling them gang signs?
I just gotta be. I always what are that myself yeah if they
come I'm gonna tell if they come here I'm gonna tell okay this let me just let
you know I ain't getting a Rico with you not it or at all they ain't gonna tell
me let's 100% nigga did we all going down no we know we not cuz I, we not, because I don't break the law. Hey, you all going down.
I don't break the law.
Listen, this is like, either I was going to go like this
or this, but she got the thumbs up.
Yeah, but you be doing some other shit, too, though.
You definitely be doing some other shit.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Stop.
Yo, dog.
Stop dancing.
Stop.
This is OK in sign language.
Do you know that?
Nobody here is deaf.
Nobody here is deaf.
It's an audio broadcast yeah sign language nobody's
hiring you to be the sign guy anyway no that would actually be a good that would
be amazing he would crush or get shot well Since his signs look like something else.
But anyway, god damn.
That shit is all.
Sounds nice.
I'm going out.
God damn.
That shit is tough.
You know what that's going to do.
All summer.
Juicy.
Shout out to Juicy J.
Nice little remix coming at some point.
Shout out to Juicy J.
You can hear he actually vocal produced and beat produced.
He produced, produced that record.
That's Juicy J?
Yeah, you hear the tag at the beginning?
Yeah.
Oh my God, this is crazy.
I can't hear that record.
I'm losing my mind.
She did that.
I tried to tell you, bro.
I'm wondering who's in the studio with that girl.
I told you.
You could hear that Juicy J was in the studio
with that girl on that record.
But in every record,
she keeps slapping them shits.
Yeah, no doubt.
Yeah, but this one's going to do a little different. You going to throw some money? Yes. girl on that record but in every records you keep slapping them shit yeah no doubt yeah she's great
a little different you're gonna throw some money yes all right yeah not even that's gonna sound
nice in the bins parks that's a fact it's gonna sound nice in there that's a fact what do you
think of this um diddy city girls uh fab right anthem jbl speakers no it's not it's not i don't
know i don't know what them shits is, but that shit was.
You had the bends that conform, the seat conforms to your body when you like.
She asked you, did you get some base models?
She tried to play you, y'all.
No, no.
Why are you trying to play my man?
She's talking about the stuff with the sides.
That's the right shit.
Lombard.
Of course he got that is my point.
Why are you asking like.
Talking to Parks, man.
He wouldn't get that.
He's talking about German engineering.
That's parks.
That's him.
Grammy nominated.
Yeah, just because you got the base model Tonka truck, like whatever.
Just because you got the base level.
I do not have the base level.
I'm all y'all capers.
Come to my fucking rescue.
Me too.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah, I'm on Mel's side too.
Mel Hive. Facts. Apologize, man. Yeah, I'm on Mel's side too. Mel High.
Facts.
Apologize, man.
Nah, dead ass.
With the melodies. My bad.
With the melodies over here.
Yeah, I'm the...
The melodies.
The melodies.
We are the melodies.
What's ish?
He better be a melody too if you know what's good for him.
So go ahead.
This City Girls. Go back to when they walking in the club. I'm here today. So go ahead This This
City girls
Go back to when they
Walking in the club
I'm here today
Play that belly from the top
I'm here today
I'm with y'all today
Play belly from the top
Then I want you to go to the scene
New punk
Fancy girls
Mel got dressed to this
This morning
Hey
She ironed the blazer
This morning to this
She put the slits in the knees to this this morning
Hey, hey, big male, big male
This shit fire
Now flip on that, man, look
Hey, look, act bad, I'm a act badder
Send her to the yard and it came back fatter
She keep it a hundred, gotta throw a sack at her
Her, she got a man, don't none of that matter
Act bad, act bad, act bad
Little bad bitch, all she do is act bad
We don't catch feelings, all we do is fight back
Diddy, how you fit a billy in a knapsack?
Delly on ice, ain't nothin' chillin' but the deli on ice
Delly on diet, got that belly fat
I'm a act bad, act bad I'm a act bad, act bad We do it smack bad Diddy, how you fit a billy in a knapsack? Wild out Deli on ice
Ain't nothing chillin' but the deli on ice
Deli on die, got that belly turned nice
Come and ride this dick like a Peloton bike
She a bone crusher
She like to dance slow, nigga, don't rush her
I would fuck her raw, but I don't trust her
If you ain't got no money, nigga, don't touch her
I would fuck her raw, but I don't trust her. Hey, that don't matter. All right. Yo.
I would fuck her raw, but I don't trust her.
That's fire.
Act bad.
Act bad, act bad, act bad.
Look at this.
You think Fab wrote Puff Bart?
Yes.
He sounds good rapping Fab bars.
He sounds good rapping Fab bars.
I don't think that's those first bars Fab wrote.
Maybe not.
Yeah, maybe not.
I'll take that back. No. It's not's those first bars Fab wrote. Maybe not. Yeah, maybe not. I'll take that back.
No.
It's not like Red Cafe wrote that.
I see what you're
trying to do.
What else?
You're trying to get me
outside to play.
I'm not.
But I'm on punishment.
You tried it.
Just the,
he tried to get me.
I'm not coming out
to play this week.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I reckon fire.
That's what he was trying to say.
It could possibly sound like Red Cafe.
He said it sounded like Red Cafe wrote Puff's part.
That's all.
That's all I'm saying.
I didn't say nothing else.
Let me stay in the house.
Let me stay in the house and chill for a little bit.
Shout out to Red Cafe.
Shout out to Red Cafe.
Smart guy.
Smart guy, too.
What do y'all think of the record?
That shit is hot.
Fire.
Huh?
Huh?
I like the little...
I can't say
because they already think
I just say great things
about Puff.
I mean, you do.
You do.
You do, but...
I'll tell you what.
I saw the little
teaser video clip shit
that Fab put up
before I heard the record
and I was like,
what is this bullshit
you doing?
Then I heard it.
It's going to work.
Yeah.
It's going to work outside.
And I just like the back and forth. Everyone's going back and forth shit. That's how I like it. it's going to work. Yeah. It's going to work outside. And I just like the back and forth,
everyone's going back and forth shit.
That's how I like it.
That's like some hip hop,
New York hip hop shit.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not just a plug and play record.
Everyone's rapping.
Yeah.
Together.
That don't happen no more.
I like that.
That don't really happen.
I like that people are starting to drop
their nice weather records.
Or it's about time.
Thank God.
People are slow with it.
And let me just say that all of these Fast Club Puff
records is cool.
But man, do he have some fire R&B on that album when it dropped.
Like fire, seven, eight minute song.
Oh, I can't wait.
Is this billed as a City girl song no this is a puff
song this is a puff song and puff had that other song he clearly is trying to do the the outside
songs first but on that album it's there it is definitely it's there you got some shit on there
it is there assuming you heard the album heard haveard, have some of it. Nice.
Yeah, no, I jam.
That Her record.
Ooh.
I told you what I said, man. Ooh.
This is for you.
They got an eight minute Her record.
Come on, man.
Some guitar solos on there.
Come on.
Come on.
Act bad, act bad, act bad.
No drums, air it out.
Air it out.
But no cellos either?
No.
There's some shit in there. Oh, no no not like that and that record was for uh soundtrack some oh okay yeah we know her got
better sense than to put that y'all called it y'all said it sounds like a soundtrack yeah
and then right after that it was the um the color purple everybody Everybody is ranting and raving about that color purple.
Oh yeah,
you put two and two together.
Mixing,
like what?
The color purple.
No,
but what he said,
he said everybody,
everybody is ranting and raving
about that color purple trailer.
Yeah.
They are.
Our bad,
man,
our bad.
No,
it's okay.
I was hating.
You guys are more likely
than not,
not the demographic.
Probably not.
Yeah,
I'm not going to see it.
I ain't going to lie to you.
I was hating on it.
I was hating it.
I didn't want them
to touch the original,
but obviously they're going
in a different direction
than you told me.
It's a different direction, yeah.
You going to see
Little Mermaid this weekend?
I am.
I know this is your bag.
It is.
I know you're going to get up there
and sing the songs
in the theater.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I am.
You know, hopefully
they do a good job
because I will come
and bomb on them.
For real.
We don't want to fuck it up.
The original is a classic.
Childhood favorite.
We grew up to that.
I'm about to go watch it
with my sisters, man.
They may be watching it
600 times.
I'm going to give it a chance.
My daughter's mom asked me,
could she take her?
And I was like, fuck.
I might as well have to all go.
You can go and dola.
I'm going to look crazy
in there like this.
That was me at Mario Brothers.
He's in this need.
Oh, my God.
That was me at Mario Brothers.
All those kids in there and me.
You got to watch it, Joe.
You want to watch it?
No.
That's hate.
I'm not hating on it.
That's hate.
Just watch it.
Nothing about me gives like Little Mermaid.
Nothing about you give a lot of shit, but your shit be like, just watch it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm on, see?
I'm on punishment.
There's nothing,
you can't get me out of the house.
I can get you out of the house.
I'm not coming out of the house.
You can say all that
slick shit you want.
So let me rock.
I am chilling.
And you was trying your best
to go viral this week.
You so corny.
I did.
Why you so corny?
I was lit.
You be trying it.
You said some things
that you wasn't supposed to say,
and, you know,
I called you on the phone once I fucked your temperature.
Right after that, I got off the phone with you.
I had to shit.
Yeah, you was tweeting.
I quit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw that tweet.
I thought you were talking about the wig snatch.
No, I don't care about that.
That's flip shit.
Yeah, okay.
But, hola, I quit.
Oh.
Here's shampoo.
He's going crazy.
He's going crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it worked. Hair shampoo. All that. He's going crazy. He's going crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it worked.
It works.
It worked.
OK.
OK.
Can't knock it.
It didn't work.
Can't knock it.
Yeah.
Fetty Wap sentenced to six years in federal prison.
Damn, man.
Yeah.
Damn.
He was trying to get, well his his defense team was trying to
get five
and the prosecutors
wanted
seven and a half
so
judge came back
and gave him six
I mean six isn't terrible
but it's still
terrible
sucks
yeah
it just sucks man
it's still terrible
the whole situation sucks
yeah
feel bad for
for him
and everybody
and his family
and team
you know what I'm saying
like that's rough.
I don't think he's going to do the whole six, though, but.
Maybe not.
Hopefully not.
Still.
Well, he's been locked up for what?
Time served, too.
A year now?
Something like that, I think.
Maybe some change.
A little over a year?
A little over a year.
Yeah.
All right, so you put that on top of the six.
He'll do a couple. Yeah, he'll be on on top of the six. Do a couple.
Yeah, maybe only four years.
Do a few.
It's still unfortunate.
Yeah.
Everything about it.
There's a lot about Fetty Wap's story that's really unfortunate,
but I feel like I've spoken about it enough.
Yeah, we have.
We have.
I just wish him well.
Yeah, to see it get to this.
Hopefully it'll be a good Chance for him to rebound though
You know what I'm saying
You gotta look for
Some positives in it
I'll go back and watch
The old episodes
And see what you guys said
You know how unfortunate it is
I really don't know
But you know
Anytime a man
Fall from grace
It's always an unfortunate situation
To me
Well the unfortunate part is Like when you come in with this many hit records out the gate,
you shouldn't even, like, you should be protected and taken care of
where you shouldn't even have to fall from grace.
Word.
True.
That part.
Should have never did that record with 6ix9ine.
That was.
That's way before.
He fell before that?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Listen, I hope Fetty Wap is well.
There's a lot of sad shit about his story.
It is.
Hopefully he can come out, sell his life story rights,
or write a book because his story.
Crazy.
Yeah.
My wife's from Pattersonson So I kind of got to
Get a somewhat of a first row seat
And she's got some family
On his team as well
So I've kind of seen it from
Local videos with
You know them
Getting her friends
And cousins in the videos
And all types of shit
To here
You know what I'm saying
I read something that
Shouts Patterson
I read something that
At my
That
When he first came on
With My Way
Before you know Promoting the record He posted every day On his Instagram He said Shox Patterson. I read something that I admire that when he first came on My Way,
promoting the record,
he posted every day on his Instagram.
He said every day he posted before that record blew up
for about six months.
Man, the work that that requires.
No.
Man, the skill it takes to post something every day.
No, people may unfollow you.
They may dislike it.
You could be flagged as a bot.
There's a lot of things to do that.
But still, to post through it, even with all of those circumstances?
Yo.
That's the part that's tough.
I ain't going to hold you.
I was waiting for you to say something else.
Nah, get my gun.
I'm not trying to be funny.
This thing is crazy.
He'll interrupt us to tell us about somebody fucking posting on Instagram.
I definitely thought you was going to say
Something that he posted
I'm going to wrestle you
I'm going to wrestle you yo
Shout out to Freddie Wah
Shout out to Freddie Wah man
Shout out to the whole gang
Over there
Yeah
Yeah
Alright
Anything else in music
That sucks
Anything else in music
Or music related
Yo
EST's back again
And this time He's with Forever Rolling or music related? Yo, EST's back again.
And this time,
he's with Forever Rolling,
which was a big problem that I had with his last project.
I was like,
maybe the production's off.
Maybe him not being
with this producer
is why I'm not liking it
as much as I used to.
But he has a new single.
You didn't like his last project.
I didn't like his last.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I didn't like that last project.
I didn't really play it either.
He has a new single called Turn the Streets Up.
I'll let you hear a little bit of it.
Yeah, give me about two seconds of that.
Gotcha.
I was sold right there.
I'm just keeping it real.
I was sold.
That's about right.
Yeah, that's enough.
Yeah, that's it.
All right, great.
Yeah.
So this is good to hear, though.
Yeah, all right.
That is good.
Kodak dropped.
Let's do it.
You listen to it? I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. Let's do it. That was too much. I'm listening. I didn't hear it yet, but I am going to good to hear, though. Yeah, all right. That is good. Kodak dropped. Let's do it. You listen to it?
I didn't hear it.
I didn't hear it.
Let's do it.
That was too much.
I didn't hear it yet, but I am going to get to it.
Same.
Still kind of in music.
We should all pray for Raz B.
I've read a little bit about that.
I didn't really get the full understanding of what was happening.
He's been walking back statements that he made um previously
about um chris stokes and like the abuse that he suffered in the past okay and then recently
you know he was seen like scaling the wall of a building at hospital he broke out of the hospital
and then got on the roof or something he tried to scale it or do some Spider-Man shit.
Like if I didn't believe Raspy to really have mental health issues,
I would have come in here and have a blast with this.
But this is exactly, it's appearing like somebody's having a serious mental health issue.
Well, it's appeared that way for years and years and years and years and years to me.
So why people are not a little more involved over there,
I've wondered.
But they'd rather put the sick guy out on tour
and have him sing and dance
in front of a crowd
than get the nigga some help.
That's crazy.
Welcome to the music business.
I was just going to say,
which one makes the money?
Right.
He should sit down
for a while.
Like a long time.
Then when the Marriott album dropped,
they introduced a new B2K member.
Shit.
They introduced me to the therapist.
Bro, they get you to the point where
you can't sit down.
Like, nigga, you got bills.
So they hook you like that.
Like, you gonna go out there and make us this money.
We gonna parade you around here.
You ain't got no choice
It's fucked up
Sick
Predatory
For sure
Wow
Especially being a young
Like he came in as a kid
Yeah
So it's been a long cycle
Of predatory shit for him
Mm-hmm
Is that what you were saying?
Yeah sorry
I was gonna go from that
To Ja Morant's cryptic message
that he deleted
with the whole, you know.
Saying bye to everybody.
They sent people, like,
cops to his house
to do a welfare check.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it was fine.
He was just deleting
his social media or some shit, right?
Yeah, stayed off social media
for a while.
That's probably a smart move
on his part.
Well, what's interesting,
you guys were talking about the whole,
you know, pushback is the new rollout.
Nike rolled out his shoe.
Like, they just,
they made a big production out of it.
They took it off the website
and changed the release date, et cetera,
and it sold out in, like, minutes.
Mm.
So.
Same thing?
It's the exact same thing.
Why would I not sell you a sneaker
if I believe you to be suicidal? Yeah. Oh, shit. That's how that shit came off. I think it's the exact same thing. Why would I not sell you a sneaker if I believe you to be suicidal?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's how that shit came off.
I think it's real inconsiderate.
But it's the weekend,
and I'm trying to have me a good time today.
But you know what the fuck you're doing.
No.
You know what you're doing.
You don't need to say goodbye to the internet.
Just go off.
Just get off.
And that's the part.
Right?
These fucking 23-year-olds share space with us on the planet.
That's the part that gets me, dog.
How do we fix it?
Like, yo, if you're taking a break, I take breaks all the time.
Don't tell anybody here.
Just do it at the end.
If it's for anything else, I feel like you're doing it for the theatrics.
Why you can't just say, yo, I'm taking a break from the internet?
Or that part, if you want to give a PSA.
Bye mom,
bye dad.
You posted pictures
of your,
bye,
I love you,
bye.
Come on,
You know what you're doing.
But I don't want to
kill him too much
because most of his behavior
recently has been about
crying out for attention.
Yes.
So he's just finding
new ways to do that.
If that's him being expressive,
so be it as long
as he's safe and sound.
Glad the wellness check went well.
I don't want to kill him for it because what I'm seeing is I might be just disconnected
and this could be some young shit because I see younger people do the internet babies
who grew up in the internet.
They feel like they got to get that cry for attention out there.
Like one way or another, I just need everybody to be showing me some love.
I'm just with a wellness check that yields positive results.
Yeah.
A lot of times when the wellness check happened.
Yeah.
Bad news.
Bad news is on the way.
Shit.
When I when the cops came to the wellness check, I mean, I'm going to live with me before they left.
They came in.
I had Anita playing.
The chef was cooking
some shit up. It smelled like a blast.
I had the oil burner
going.
That shit look all right over here.
We used it up a little bit.
He was running late for a pod and they sent the wellness check
on him. A wellness check.
We won't have to get into it, but a
wellness check.
Anyway. Glad you're well. we won't have to get into it but a wellness check yeah
anyway
glad you're well
yeah
glad he's well
glad they're all well
and shout out to the cops
they care
that part
it's true
yeah
it's some of them
they really care
about the wellness check
like they're checking
to see if you're well
it's important
what else
what else
what else
we can get off music
no we're not doing basketball
we're not going right
to basketball
well speaking of wellness check
I watched Love and Death
Now we talking
Oh
I didn't think you wanted to go anywhere near that
Because you hadn't finished
You hadn't watched
There's one episode left
That I'm saving to watch
With my girlfriend
Okay
But we can talk about
Okay
Okay
Talk about everything but the verdict
Okay
Okay
Where I am
She's about to take the stand,
and she's high as hell.
Okay.
Judge told us y'all got 10 minutes.
That judge is on some bullshit.
Get her together.
That's where I am.
Please don't go past that point.
I will not go past that part.
I might be only there, too, actually.
Okay.
Well, Ice, go ahead.
But Ice, last part, I was talking about how
this affair went like most affairs go, and she broke the rule.
She broke the rule that she came up with, and I think that happens a lot for men that cheat.
Yes.
Ice didn't see it, but now he's caught up.
That's my conversation piece.
When she hit it, dude, with the, I'm watching it, and I'm like.
I love that you have notes, though.
Oh, absolutely. I love this. I'm that you have notes, though. Oh, absolutely.
I love this.
I'm taking notes while watching this shit because...
Where's your notes, honey?
Oh, no, no, no.
I got this.
Where's your notes, hunty?
I got this in my head.
I do this.
I've got some fun facts and shit.
Go ahead.
Shorty said,
yo, tell me something about you that nobody else knows and all of this.
Why?
This ain't that.
Like, that's where it starts.
You crossing the line already.
Right.
So when, because I'm watching it, I hate going into shows knowing a little bit, but y'all
were both sitting there saying like, he fucked up.
So I'm trying to see who broke up.
I did not say he fucked up.
No, I'm talking about these two.
Not you.
Like, you were saying she broke the...
The pact.
The pact.
Right.
That's what you were saying, Joe.
And then you two were both saying, like, they kind of both broke the pact.
Hell yeah.
No, they didn't.
They did not.
Well, he fell in love with her.
It started to.
She forced him into that.
Like most side chicks do.
She dead ass forced him into that.
Oh my God.
Yo, even her... She did. Even that even that whole yo do you like roller coasters
okay let me take you on this why are you doing all this extra shit and so i i'm again i got notes on
this shit they cuddling and she goes i'm getting in too deep and what did he say no matter what he
said hold up and then you don't feel
the same way
she asked him that.
Now what
now what do you want
him to do
when you're
when you're a killer
side piece
you're murdering
axe wielding
side piece
is asking you a question.
She has done that
at that point.
Yeah but she had
those tennis
she looked a little nuts.
She looked a little nuts.
Cause any
cause let me tell you
the guy that's cheating,
he just want the cheat to keep going.
Oh, man.
I'm not trying to.
Let me get this out before my girl comes.
Let's talk.
She's coming in.
Yeah, come on.
Let's talk.
If the guy that's cheating just want the cheat to keep going.
Right.
That's it.
OK.
But wait, that's true.
I think that the guy that's cheating,
the married guy that's cheating also is a little diligent about picking the person that he's cheating with.
Sure. So that's why he was a little off when she first proposed this.
Well, I don't even know. Get out. Get out of here.
Well, besides the fact that he had never cheated before. She didn't. It's not on it.
What's that mean?
So let's just, because that's a big factor.
I'm saying.
Risk versus reward.
He had no experience with cheating, so did he feel like he wanted, no, she proposed something
and he was taken aback.
I'm saying.
And also there was an implication that he was like a not good looking guy or something
at the beginning. There was like, oh my God, him? And she's like, I'm not good looking guy or something at the beginning.
There was like, oh, my God, him.
And she's like, I don't care how he looks type shit.
Like, so I'm saying that once you start the as the girl, once you start the.
Oh, where do you see us going?
And, you know, I have a girl.
But she didn't say where you see us going.
Stop, Mel.
Don't be semantical here.
OK, you know what I'm saying?
is going.
Come stop Mel.
Don't be semantical here. Okay.
You know what I'm saying.
Anything in the ballpark
of hey I'm falling for you
and I want to learn more
about all of that
is out of bounds.
Yes.
A hundred percent.
He's supposed to call that
out of bounds.
Thank you.
So she says
we should stop this
because I'm starting
to have feelings.
What was his response?
I don't recall specifically
but he didn't stop it.
His response was like,
no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, that's not true?
Yes, it was.
I don't know what y'all
saw, but what was that?
He stopped it.
No, no, no.
He did not.
When she said that.
She said, I'm going to stop calling you.
He said, all right, bet.
No, that's.
And then she couldn't
stop thinking about him.
That was later, way later.
Oh, so what you talking about?
The first time she said,
wait, I think that I need to stop this because I'm catching feelings.
He was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.
We can control this.
We can control this.
Go back to the tape.
I know what you're talking about.
Melissa, that's for fake, girl.
Hold that thought.
That was for fake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold that thought, okay?
Because we could talk about the Steve McNair situation.
There's consequences to your actions.
First of all,
there is consequences.
That was a wild left turn.
It is not.
It's the same thing.
That is a wild left turn.
It is you.
No, it's not.
It's you.
It is a man involved in an extramarital affair
thinking that he can,
because his dick is talking to him,
he thinks that he can control what is happening.
She clearly says, I am catching feelings.
I think that we should stop.
And he said, no, no, no, no.
We should keep going because we can control this.
We can.
And then all hell fucking breaks loose.
First of all, rest in peace, Steve McNair.
Yeah.
How about that?
Get that out of the way real quick.
What?
Rest in peace, Steve McNair.
Of course, yeah.
It's a tragic.
Of course, yeah.
No, it's a tragic story a of course yeah no it's a
it's a tragic story and honestly i'm surprised this is where y'all i see this this conversation
with a trump this is what does it with them because she's crazy she's batshit crazy who you
who what i was you yeah the first time that your side chick come to you and say, oh, it's getting tough.
Yeah, you might try to encourage her or make her feel better.
She ain't giving you all the signs of psycho.
That's actually the sign of a decent woman having a thought that says, hey, oh, my God, we should chill.
Pardon me, can I lay on my plane?
Or you want to bring up some more
dead athletes?
That is your joke.
Yeah, this triggered her differently.
You want to denzel shit and you just
turn the plate upside down?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Yeah, so that's the sign
of a decent woman. You're going to try to talk her
through that. But now once you start acting psycho, psycho, psycho,
and while she's doing that,
he is showing the signs of a good man
with the guilt that he's feeling.
Yo, I don't feel right.
He's the one that took his wife to the retreat,
to the relationship retreat.
Your psycho ass hated on me, stalked me,
and then went there. And then went there with your husband
This bitch was a nut. Hey, she was a nut. It is a the side pieces be nuts
Yo is amazing the lens in which you are watching this because he literally guys
For real cuz he we see things different in y'all. He and his wife literally suggested to her
that they needed to go to marriage encounter.
Oh, I didn't know why.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He did that?
Huh?
To help you,
because he told her,
yo, let's end this,
in the diner,
and she lost her shit in the diner.
You want to know why?
No, I know.
You want to know why she lost her shit?
Because she was the original one that said,
we need to fall back.
And he was like, no, no, no, no, no.
We can continue going and blah, blah, blah.
So what?
Who cares about that?
Who cares about that?
That's a little game that we use.
All I'm saying is there's consequences to your actions.
And those were the consequences.
But you only looking at his actions.
And you keep ignoring her psycho ass came to dinner
at his house with you keep ignoring her psycho ass came to dinner at his house
with her husband.
Yeah.
Invited by him
and his wife.
None of that matters.
None of that matters.
She was not supposed to go, man.
None of that matters, man.
None of that matters.
That's a courtesy
as a neighbor
and a friend
which is what they were
before this affair started.
It's principles of the shit, man.
You are not supposed to.
You a nut.
I am not a nut.
You a nut. You a nut. I am not. You are nut.
You are.
I'm not.
Mail high.
Hold on, Mel.
The melodies.
I'm not finding myself in this situation.
I'm asking you.
Then why are you so passionate?
I'm asking you to put yourself in this situation, though.
Because I'm watching the whole thing unfold, and I'm not letting him.
And you can relate to her?
No, I'm not letting him off the hook.
Mel, no.
I'm not letting him off the hook.
Off the hook?
He lost his wife.
No. Consequences to your action. His kid was in the the hook. Mel, no. I'm not letting him off the hook. Off the hook? He lost his wife. No.
Consequences to your action.
His kid was in the house alone.
I get it.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Shit.
I'm going to put some on inside the car.
Holy shit.
Jesus.
Why don't you put some Obey and Laurie's on that, psycho?
Okay.
Wow.
I'm disappointed.
He lost his fucking wife, lady.
Let me tell you.
Do you know how quickly After he lost his wife
He got remarried
To a neighbor
Easy
He got remarried
With the quickness
To a neighbor
Who came over
With casserole
I'm dancing
Trust me
He was not
You killed my wife
Why do you care
When I got married again
I didn't kill the wife
What are you talking about
No not you. I'm
talking, yeah. Somebody killed his
wife. Why are y'all keeping track of
when he get married again?
You think that's the position
he preferred to be in?
No, I'm not saying
any of that. And can you judge how someone decides
to mourn and who's there to console them?
I'm the last person to decide how
anybody should mourn.
Well, then that contradicts you saying he got married. who's there to console them. I'm the last person to decide how anybody should mourn. The last person.
Well, then that contradicts you
saying he got married.
You've always tried to find solace
in people that do bull.
That lady killed his wife.
She's a psycho.
She shouldn't have went to dinner.
She should respect the game.
It's a game to this man.
They made a chart.
I am simply not...
Y'all stop jumping, Mel.
I am not allowed...
Y'all shut up, right?
Yeah, I'm done too.
I'm not letting him off the hook. That is simply my argument. I am not allowed. Y'all shut up, right? Yeah, I'm done too. I'm not letting him off the hook.
That is simply my argument.
I am not letting.
It took two to tango.
And he did not pick up on her level of what you call crazy.
How do you pick that up?
From the inception.
Huh?
How do you pick it up?
I'm not a man.
Y'all seem to know.
Y'all just literally sat.
We can spot it.
We can spot it.
Y'all just literally sat here and talked about how unstable coochie is the best fucking coochie.
And y'all motherfuckers know that shit.
Melissa, tongue in cheek for a podcast.
Don't take our tongue in cheek satire and apply it to our real life theories and thoughts.
You guys were talking about it off the mic.
She's right, though.
Pussy's right.
Oh, then that's even worse.
Don't take our off the mic conversation and thoughts and try to apply it to a pod.
Not too much on Mel.
Mel, you bugging a fucker.
Not too much on Mel.
I just dry snitched.
Mel, you bugging a fucker.
I did.
Melody.
Let's get back in the groove.
Let's get in harmony.
I'm sorry.
I just dry snitched.
Oh, but here.
A deer.
A female deer.
But wait.
Fun little fact. fun little fact,
fun little fact.
What's up?
The guy who plays
the lawyer, Crowder,
guess who he was?
That's the brother
from Ozark.
Oh, you fucker,
how'd you know that?
I know,
I said it's my man.
Oh, he played Ben.
He played Ben.
Oh, another fun fact,
the chick who played
Betty Gore,
she was pregnant
the whole time,
they CGI'd her belly.
CGI, CGI, sorry, CGI, yeah, thanks. Is that a fun fact? Okay, well, pregnant the whole time. They CGI'd her belly. CGI, CGI, sorry, CGI.
Is that a fun fact?
Okay, well, this is a fact.
You know, what bothers me here is that I'm now scared for my safety.
Mel is watching a Chico Psycho on television and sees nothing wrong with it.
Your character's that question here, buddy.
I didn't say anything.
Yeah, I'm kind of
bugged out about it too.
She keep talking about
I'm not excusing him
for his actions.
Well, we don't want
to do that either,
but the robbery
quickly turned into murder.
It's a fact.
The quick cheat
quickly turned into
something else
and he was out.
He was away.
He wasn't even home.
He was at work.
He was gone.
He had his bases covered to him.
Mm-hmm.
You showed up to the house.
She popped up over there.
You popped up to my house.
She did.
Come on with this shit, Melissa.
Why call when I can just barge in?
Yeah, come on, Melissa, with your woman's blindness.
And we can move on because this may be dragging.
Okay.
Come on.
Go watch this shit, though.
In closing, Melissa, come on.
Let's give it to Mel.
In closing,
I am not excusing
any of her actions,
but I'm also not letting him
off the hook.
Okay, consequences
Yo, can I ask why that
be so important for women?
In closing, Joey.
I have to know it.
What?
Because that's the way
to slip the cap.
Why is that so important
for women?
To hold a man accountable?
No, to hold themselves
accountable.
I know, right? Fucking crazy, right? No, to hold themselves accountable. I know, right?
Fucking crazy, right?
No, I'm with him.
I'm not on your side.
Yeah.
I'm against the melodies all the way.
Attack me.
To hold a man accountable?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
But why?
Why?
Why is it important?
Because you guys are the first ones
to talk about women
not being accountable
for their actions.
Do you know when you talk to...
It is so fucking heavy-handed.
Like, women are not accountable for their actions.
They never take it.
Well, if we're talking about a woman that killed somebody and the worst thing that comes up is we got to let him...
We got to not excuse what he did, too.
That is kind of...
I'm just saying that...
It's time for me to toss this to Jefferson Fisher.
Handle someone who's always right number
one if it feels like you're talking to a brick wall it's because you are people who always have
to be right and tied their identity that's not the idea of being right which means while you're
just questioning hey what's the right solution here they hear you question their identity and
that's a wall that we can't change but we can manage it number two know that the harder we
work to prove that they're wrong the more convinced they are that they're right.
So what you're going to do is diffuse that
by just saying something as simple as,
well, maybe you're right, or maybe so.
That diffuses the whole situation.
Remember, it's a wall.
There's no sense of bumping your head on it.
Number three, then there's a second conversation,
one you both made time for,
that you can sit down and say,
hey, remember X, Y, and Z.
It's helpful for me to know
that you're at least considering my thoughts,
even if you don't agree with me.
Now you've made a safe space to have a discussion that's not threatening their identity.
And that's how you talk to somebody who thinks they're always right.
So try that.
And while I did save that for ish.
Yeah.
It seems like it's coming in handy right now.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
How to handle someone.
Oh, I'm sorry.
And shout out to Jefferson Fisher.
I follow this guy.
And this guy's page is great.
All he does is teach you how to be polite.
Oh, shit.
Look, how to handle people dominating conversation.
How to handle people who dominate conversations.
When a person starts to dominate or monopolize a conversation,
it's no longer a conversation but a monologue.
And I didn't buy a ticket to hear it.
So what I'll do is I'll, number one, interrupt them.
I know that doesn't sound like me but this is one of the few
exceptions where interrupting is a must because if they're not gonna value your
time it's your job to protect it here all you got to do is just use their name
names always work I don't wait for a break in the conversation none of that
you start low and then go high for example hey David that doesn't work go
a little higher hey David you keep going until you get their attention number two two, once we've stopped them, we're going to filter and pass.
By filtering, we just interpret what they said for them.
For example, I hear you saying that you don't like the budget cuts from last week.
I totally get that.
That we're going to pass it.
I like what Megan has to say about this.
In my opinion, the budget cuts were X, Y, and Z.
And number three, if they're still wanting to dominate the conversation,
then you've got to put a time limit on it.
What I'll say is...
Anyway, you get the point.
This guy's funny.
Anyway, true.
I love it.
You understand that, man.
You understand?
We need it more and more.
We really do.
Yeah.
Good.
But I will say this in closing.
Oh, shit.
I admit when I'm wrong.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Y'all know it.
Y'all know it.
I admit when I'm wrong
And I also apologize
You do
Being right is not important to me
It isn't
No no
It's this motherfucker over here
Oh shit
Oh what
But
It's not
It's not
It's not
He had the whole thing set up for him
By the way
I really like your pants
Whoa
That was a good diversion.
Oh, shit.
They shooting.
Major look.
Let's go, man.
Well, thank you.
I really like those.
But you see,
watch you go reverse again.
It's a nice detail.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I'm moving on.
I'm moving right on.
I'm on punishment.
I'm staying in the house. I am staying home. You're not coming outside at on punishment I'm staying at home I am staying at home
You're not coming outside at all
I'm staying at home
He ain't coming out
Staying at home
Tell the world
I'm staying at home
Yeah
So
Well
And you were talking about
Accountability
Apologies and stuff
Tell me about Ari Lennox
Oh gosh
Oh yeah she apologized
We should actually play that
She apologized For her Internet Instagram live a few years ago
where she totally shitted on Oprah and Gayle,
called them Oprah and Kayle.
Damn.
You want to give me the thing?
That might stick.
No, that's pretty funny.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Did she say why?
Oh.
I'm done. Fuck Fuck Dale and fuck Oprah.
Y'all are some self-hating pieces of shit fuck asses.
Oh, what are you doing?
It's like they apologized.
Just read the apology.
I'm going to read the apology.
Then I was going to read the apology.
Okay.
You got a little Claudia Jordan in you.
No, no, no, no.
I am a huge Ari Lennox fan, and I'm also a huge fan of redemption and apology and growth.
What about Oprah?
I like Oprah.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I like Gail.
Okay.
What about Kale?
I'm not calling Gail Kale.
No, no.
I have a lot more for her than that.
You like Kale.
I love Kale.
That's awesome.
That is.
Watch me eat my fucking rabbit.
Oh, my God.
Calm down.
Whoa.
Whoa.
What the hell? What is going on, Billy?
Okay. So Ari Lennox said, I can be a bitch sometimes just putting it out there and not
always proud of those moments, but sometimes I am. I have been naive, a sheep, a people pleaser,
battling traumas and codependency. I was one mindlessly and unintentionally spreading false information in order to impress people.
My lives were a playground on top of a fiery hell.
I was simply unaware of the damage I was causing.
So while some of those lives represent a sweet and free
and even seemingly happier or more confident girl,
I was actually lost and insecure,
no self-awareness and so unhappy,
addicted to entertaining others,
so I didn't have to face my own reality.
That is, wow.
That was a lot for apologizing for some lives,
but I guess I got to respect that.
I like that apology, though.
It was poetic.
I don't think it was just the one live, though,
that she was apologizing for.
She was addressing her behavior on a lot of those lives.
And I think that in relates to what you
played in the beginning of the pod yeah yeah it was directly related to a level of self-awareness
that not a lot of people actually reach i mean to be able to describe yourself in those terms. I was a sheep. I was lost. I was naive.
People pleaser, et cetera, et cetera.
Like, her growth has been, I mean, it's been incredible.
Okay.
Good for her.
Yeah.
Good for her.
Anybody here ever had beef tongue?
Yeah.
No.
It's a staple in Latin culture.
Not a staple, but it's used often.
That's what I'm hearing.
It's like a delicacy all over the world.
Tacos, all types of shit.
Sounds tough.
I went down like a rabbit hole watching people make beef tongue.
It's weird seeing it.
It was the nastiest thing I've ever seen until it was finished.
Yeah.
And then it looked great.
I don't care what it looked like at the beginning.
It tastes good.
It's weird seeing the butcher in the grocery store, though.
So you both have had it.
That's where it looks crazy.
Mel?
I have never had, no, I've had beef cheek.
Beef cheek.
I don't know that I've ever had cheek, but maybe.
Which cheek?
So where do y'all draw the line of Parks and Ice?
A cow?
On an animal?
I'll eat the whole cow.
What do you eat?
I don't really eat.
I ain't no lie.
I don't eat.
Chitlins?
I don't eat innards.
Yeah, I'm not really an innard guy.
I don't eat them, but I'm hungry.
The buzzard feet.
Liver and all that shit.
Liver.
Yeah, I've had.
I've had.
Liver was a staple for us in the 80s.
Yeah, I've had.
Yeah. Liver need a rebrand like Brussels sprouts.
It really does.
Liver needs a rebrand like the Crips.
I don't know how the Crips lit up.
I don't know who they got for their marketing team or what they did.
But yo.
Yo.
Sorry, man.
Sorry.
They wearing you out once. You got. Sorry. They ran you out once.
You got to stop.
Sorry.
They ran you out once.
They never ran me out.
If they run me out, I'm running you out again.
Whoa.
Yeah, I'm not.
No.
I ain't got no gut.
I've had heart before.
I love duck.
Duck is amazing.
I've never had duck.
I've had duck.
Duck is amazing.
I've had it.
Amazing. It's like red meat, but chicken. I've had possum. You've had duck. Duck is amazing. I've had it. Amazing.
It's like red meat, but chicken.
I've had possum.
You've had possum?
I have family from North Carolina, man.
Listen, what you want me to do?
Well, that shit tastes good.
Y'all eat anything.
In the Caribbean, you might as well go catch a skunk.
In Trinidad, they eat possum, and it's called maniku.
But it doesn't eat garbage.
Out there in Trinidad, it eats fruits and vegetables and stuff like that.
Out here, it eats garbage. Farm vegetables and stuff like that. Yeah.
Out here, it eats garbage.
Farm-raised possum.
Yeah.
Organic possum.
It's a delicacy out there.
No doubt.
They eat monkey, too.
I know.
They eat guinea pigs in certain countries, too.
I know.
I'm still fiending next time I go to Texas.
I need some more gator.
Tastes good?
Amazing.
Is it chewy?
No, it's like chicken.
It's fried chicken.
They make it like
chicken fingers, basically.
But it has the consistency
of fish.
Yeah.
So it's like,
like you said,
it tastes like fried chicken,
but it's faint.
That shit is amazing.
I think humans
are really nuts.
Why?
That shit is amazing.
I think,
just listen to us.
Just listen to us.
We just sound nuts to me.
Wait till you hear what an alligator or a lion or something sound like.
They'll eat all that shit too.
Raw.
They'll eat cooking.
At least we cook the shit and clean it.
Wait, you think that we're supposed to?
Oh, man.
What are we supposed to eat then, Joe?
You always bring that up.
What are we supposed to eat?
What, plants?
I don't think we're supposed to eat any of the shit that we actually eat.
I think we're supposed to eat like plants and shit that grows
from the earth
and mushrooms
and I think there's a...
No meat?
Yeah, I don't think
that we were designed
to eat meat.
Our teeth aren't really
designed to be carnivores.
Carnivores, yeah.
Like a dog or cat's teeth
is carnivore teeth.
We got more like cow teeth.
Yeah, I don't see that.
I see.
Okay.
Like they're flat.
And I don't respect it because niggas ain't out here killing them.
You just want to eat it.
That's a fact.
When the cow was running through Queens, niggas called police.
They had the helicopters.
Y'all, there's a cow running through America.
Nah, they got a report going around now.
Niggas ain't want no parts of that cow.
Yeah, they want no parts.
That shit was running out.
I have thought about that, though.
I drove past that shit.
Only eating shit that I would actually kill in real life.
That's what I'm saying. I've done some fish. Or bird. Bird. I'll do something like though. I drove past that shit. Only eating shit that I would actually kill in real life. That's what I'm saying.
I've done some fish.
Or bird.
Bird.
I'll do something like that.
But all of that, y'all, oh man.
And I say that as a steak lover, but I do think it's sick.
I ain't pork.
I ain't fucking with them pigs.
Somebody else go kill it.
And the ones in the Bahamas or Bermuda or whatever, the shit that attack you and bite you.
I read something that say that the orcas or somebody out there, they communicating now to sink the ships.
Oh, yeah.
What?
That might be cock sources.
No, no, no.
Bingo.
But it's true.
That's happening.
They're communicating to each other.
I believe it.
They're teaching the young ones how to sink the ships and all that.
They're coming back for this.
Hit the bottom and then tip it over.
And I saw something that there's more great white populations are up. Yeah. They're coming for us. Hit the bottom and then tip it over. And I saw something that there's more
great white populations are up.
They coming for us. They're tired of our shit.
Sharknado.
I wasn't talking about white people.
We reproduce very slowly.
What belongs in the fridge
versus what doesn't belong in the fridge?
My topic that
Flip tried to steal from me the other day.
What the packet say, I don't care what the bottle say,
do not put the ketchup in the fridge.
Ketchup always in the fridge.
Agreed.
I don't care if it say refrigerator after opening it.
I want hot ketchup.
I don't give a fuck.
You know when you go to the restaurant
and the ketchup be mad good for some reason?
It's because it's hot.
It's outside.
Yeah.
Get that cold ketchup away from me.
OK.
I don't trust people that put ketchup in the fridge. I'm with ice
I don't care what the bottle said. I took the bottle out to read it. It said for best use your best results
Keep refrigerated whom y'all don't get to tell me what the best result is of the ketchup and how I like it
I'm not putting my wife likes cold ketchup. I gotta have two ketchups
I had to do that then it is then there's the weirdos out there that put hot sauce in the fridge.
That's fucking sick.
You need to be arrested and you're a psycho.
It don't say cold hot sauce.
It says hot sauce.
Keep it in the oven.
Yeah.
I don't want no cold sauces, really.
I mean, yeah, now that you mention it.
Jelly goes into the fridge.
I saw people saying that. I ain't with that either. I don't mention it. Jelly goes into the fridge. I saw people saying that.
I ain't with that either.
I don't really.
I don't mind it.
I don't mind it, but I'm not putting jelly in the fridge.
This is how I look at it.
Look, look.
Hey, Flip, this is how I look at it.
Where is it when I buy it in the store?
On the shelf.
It ain't in the refrigerated section.
Yeah, but it's also sealed.
So?
For best use.
Don't be a nigger.
So? The ketchup is in the where? But best use. Don't be a nigger. Salt?
The ketchup is in the where?
But the reason why
it can be kept on the shelf
is because it's got preservatives.
That's literally what it says.
Well, it's sealed.
It's just sealed.
But the preservatives
keep it from going.
But sometimes it can be
not in preservatives.
It's just sealed.
I don't eat peanut butter,
but does cold peanut butter
taste good?
How do you spread that?
I heard people talking about
peanut butter in the fridge. The fridge refrigerated peanut butter. I don't even understand. How How you spreading that? I heard people talking about peanut butter in the fridge.
Yeah, Ian likes the fridge
refrigerated peanut butter.
I don't even understand.
How you spreading that?
Ian's taste buds
shouldn't be included
in no conversation about food,
honestly.
That's a fact.
Ian is one of the worst.
Ian has made me appreciate
the good food orderers
in the world.
There are really good
food orderers in the world. My girl is one of
them. She'll just find a spot,
order some shit that you never heard
of or she's never had and when it comes, it's fire.
Rye guy. Salute to rye guy.
Rye guy, before he fell in love
and he used to hang out, we just used to let
him do the order. Rye guy,
we hungry. Please just find us something.
And when he go peruse, he
find something different me really
bad at that really bad at that in easily top five worst food orderer ever made or created
i want to shout out to the good food orderers out there that hold the rest of us down but wait what
makes ian so bad like what does he do what's the thing i think i'm one of the good food orderers
i feel like the bad food orderers
think they're the good food orderers.
True.
That too.
They don't know that they're bad food orderers.
Okay, so what makes Ian so bad?
I'm trying to get a gauge here.
The way that he consistently orders soulless meals.
True.
Whitewashed food.
Everywhere tastes like
the car wash diner.
I mean,
I kind of assume that
just off the snack cabinet.
Well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to tell the truth?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How you fuck up chips?
What do you got in there?
Lentil chips. Lentil chips.
Lentil chips.
I never even heard of that.
Bro, they got organic puff Doritos.
What the fuck are those?
They got quinoa puffs.
It's like cereal, but there's no flavor on it.
Dry seaweed, even though I fuck with it a little bit.
But still, that's not what you want in a snack cabinet.
I have a question, guys.
Does onions go in the fridge?
Onions? If they're cut. Yeah, Does onions go in the fridge? Onions?
If they're cut.
Yeah, I put onions in the fridge.
If they're cut.
Yeah, once you cut them, they got to go.
Or if you're not going to use them for like immediate, like soon.
But anything you're about to use soon, I keep out.
Got it.
Chop up a vegetable, I'm not putting that in the fridge.
Mustard.
I keep mustard out.
Either or.
Either or.
I keep mustard in the fridge.
I'm not mad at mustard in the fridge.
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I wouldn't be mad at you for keeping it out. I I keep mustard in the fridge I'm not mad at mustard in the fridge Me either I keep it in the fridge
Oh no I'm sorry
I wouldn't be mad at you
That's what I meant
I put the mustard in the fridge
Cause you don't use mustard as much
So like you're gonna tear it
Through a bottle of ketchup
That's just disgusting
I just saw the
I bought a big
Chick-fil-a sauces
And they both say the same shit
Refrigerate after opening
No
I'm not putting
A Polynesian
Or a Chick-fil-a
I'm not putting
Yeah keep leaving it outside
I'm not putting that In the fridge Put it gonna start smelling like ass If you keep leaving it outside
I'm not putting that in the fridge
Put it in the fridge, Ice
No, I don't want cold sauce
That's how you get sick
I don't be sick
Laminella or whatever that disease is
Laminella
Lamarina
That's another one we don't get no more
Lot
Yeah, Liza Palooza
Liza Minnelli
Niggas don't get that Liza Minnelli no more.
That's hilarious.
I keep water in the fridge.
I do both.
Yeah.
I do both.
A lot of people don't like cold water.
Yeah.
I like cold water.
Room temperature.
Room temperature water is the shit.
Room temperature water.
Nah, I need cold water.
Me too.
Really?
I like cold.
I need cold right after some of your teeth oh
you just like the taste well the purpose of them is to protect you that's what
they call the protectors teeth veth? Veneers. Oh.
And I do not miss them.
I don't miss them,
that's what it is.
For real,
you bite some shit the wrong way,
that pain,
and no,
you need your teeth
to be protected
or your mouth
and your gums.
Fuck that.
That's used to put me down.
So you don't feel nothing?
You can eat like
cold ice cream or something?
Oh my God,
anything I want.
Really?
Anything I want.
I don't feel none of that shit.
Wow. I didn't know that. That is, my God. Anything I want. Really? Anything I want. I don't feel none of that shit. Wow.
I didn't know that.
That is.
That's kind of hard.
I'm about to go talk to your doctor.
Please don't say that.
Don't do it.
Walk it back.
That's trauma.
Walk it back.
I forgot my man.
He can't go to my doctor.
Why not?
She don't take the skit package.
She don't do dental work for promo.
But I'm sure there's a community college somewhere that you can go to where they can help you out.
And you can do your little skit.
You, the little eating gorilla dude.
All of y'all can get together.
You promised. He said to eat. little eating gorilla dude. All of y'all can get together. I promise.
He said to eat.
I almost spit that water out.
Yo, y'all did this get together?
Yo, they got a petition to ban him.
I think it's the funniest thing in the world.
They literally have started a petition
to ban the eating gorilla dude.
Audience, to our older audience, there's a guy, ban the Eden Gorilla Dude audience to our
older audience. There's a guy, Groovin' Gorilla is his name. They don't like his name either.
Yeah, they don't.
They don't like his name.
That's the guy in your skits, the gym.
No.
No.
No.
Chill out.
Hold on, so you're trying to say all big black people?
Wow.
No.
Wait.
Oh, shi-
Wow, yo. Wow, man. It's a hard day to be a melody. That. Wait. Wait, you can be it. Wow, yo.
Wow, man.
It's a hard day to be a melody.
It's a tough day to be a melody.
No, no.
Groovin' Gorilla is the big, big, big, big muscle-bound.
Oh, I know.
The one that dances when he dances, goes to the restaurants, eats the food.
Please, I am so sorry for that.
Fuck up.
He eats the food a little crazy. He slams it on his face. Yeah. Yeah. What? He does so sorry for that. Fuck up. He eats the food a little crazy.
He slams it on his face.
Yeah.
He does?
He's crazy.
NDO Champ is different.
He's from Jersey.
Big Jersey.
And watch your mouth about Jersey.
Big Jersey.
Wild, totally.
But Flip has changed my outlook
on grooving, grilling
some of these guys out here.
Why?
Because I get it now.
COE? COE. Yeah, I get it now coe coe yeah i get it he's coe you got it and regardless of what i think of what he's doing it's clearly a successful business model for him these are
restaurants that are calling yo with the pandemic some of my favorite restaurants closed down
forever yo uh shout out to the restaurants that are still up and going and change their menu around Yo, with the pandemic, some of my favorite restaurants closed down forever, yo.
Shout out to the restaurants that are still up and going and changed their menu around and just reworked some shit.
I'm not going to hate on people getting customers any way they can.
So if this guy's on Instagram with millions of followers and the restaurant call and say, I got a couple of dollars, come through, eat some food, record and leave.
Yeah, it looks stupid, but what a blessing.
I'm not mad.
I mean, I don't like it, but I respect it. Because I don't think it's, I've never laughed at it.
Yeah.
Why do you change it?
How did I change your outlook, though?
You said flip change my outlook on how I look at these things.
Because he sees you getting money and getting shit popping with the skits.
Yeah.
So.
I ain't gonna lie, you changed my outlook on the skits. Yeah. So. I ain't gonna lie.
You changed my outlook on the skits.
Yeah, like, you went to somebody, you tried your hand at everything and failed.
So, like.
Yo.
This nigga cannot give a compliment with shit, yo.
Why you did that?
Why you did it?
No.
You promised.
You promised.
Hold on.
Stop.
No, you're true.
You're true. No, you're right. You're right. You got it. he promised. He promised. Hold on. Stop. No, you're true. You're true.
No, you're right.
You're right.
You got it.
You promised.
What are you doing?
What I'm saying is.
Mel, what?
What I'm saying is the T-Mobile thing didn't work.
It did work.
It did work.
Initially, it did.
It's caught in my head.
Chilling them a second.
Right?
You was rapping.
I saw you rapping.
That's facts.
He's the author.
But them Far Rock niggas didn't let you get too close to the front of the cypher, which is how I knew you was trash.
They kept you to the...
You kept trying to get to the front to be seen, but them Far Rock niggas moved.
That's not true.
Stack was getting his shit off you in the back, so I was like, all right. Rapping didn't pan out.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
First and foremost, I was the first one.
I was doing like weird Al type songs.
I didn't ask.
I'm just telling you.
Oh, no, I know.
I'm familiar with all that.
But listen, let me just get to the punchline.
OK.
So we don't dominate this thing.
Got you.
Once the skit shit started to take off,
it looked like a LA dominant thing it looked like
something that they were monopolizing and the new york people were too real or authentic or
thorough cool or busy we just didn't do it uh then you came right and you had a new york style
of doing the shit.
You about to clip me up now.
It's an ad.
I'm bigging you up.
Followers come.
I'm not, I'm not.
Stop, I'm telling you.
Stop, stop playing.
I came with a call,
with a call in JR.
But I'm saying,
you presented a New York way
of doing this shit.
True.
Right?
And then I started to see
other New York,
Kid Wiz,
the dance,
the niggas that dance.
Like, New York started
having a presence
in the skip world. And I think you'll be part of that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Kid Wiz was on Ellen.
Kid Wiz had to add Ellen do a train station, a mock train station on Ellen daytime TV.
That was a fact, that was fire.
Niggas from the Bronx.
Like don't tell me it can't get done.
That's why I respect it.
Like, I was never a fan of the skits.
But then as I look at it, I like what y'all do.
When I say you, even the Groovin' Gorilla do.
I take that over these dudes putting wigs and dresses on, imitating women in all of these.
I really like that.
I started, and then when Fatboy came after with the Burger King, then he just, Fatboy
just prepared for this.
And then the other part.
Fatboy, shout out to Fatboy, Big Jersey.
He went to the moon.
Big Jersey.
Shiggy.
Fat.
Shout out to Shiggy.
Drewski.
Drewski's a man.
He's doing all the shit.
Drewski's late on.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, Drewski's late on.
It's just, again, it's evolution out there.
Drewski ain't from New York.
No, he's not.
No, no. He's just saying the skit people. I'm just shouting New York niggas out. He's got it popping. He's game from New York no he's not no no
he's just saying
to skip people
shout out to New York niggas
shout out to New York niggas
the other reason
why I never
like
until
getting around you and shit
I thought y'all was really
just going in there
on some dumb shit
well I was
in the beginning
nah like
jumping off a van
into a table
still qualifies
as dumb shit
even if it was playing now
I'm talking about when you're going into these stores.
Oh, and smacking people and all that shit.
Smacking shit, like all of this.
And I'm like, y'all really in here fucking with just innocent people doing their job.
That's what makes Flip like.
That's what it was.
I got banned from Subways in the city because I saw Fat Boy.
The restaurant or the transit?
Subways, the place.
MTA?
Yeah, because I went back there.
And the sandwich place.
I slammed Smooth.
You know the guy that be here
With JR the kid
Smooth
I slammed him through a table in there
I used to go behind the counter
And turn up
We don't need it
We got it
I just wanna share
It's alright we got it
Enough of you
We moving on
Don't do that
I had a quick thought
While you were just mentioning
The pandemic in restaurants
Yo New York City
It is time to get rid of
The fucking huts
Get them off the streets
Not gonna happen
Oh no no That's here to stay Get them off the streets. Not going to happen. Oh, no, no.
That's here to stay.
Get them off the streets.
The pandemic really changed a lot about New York.
No, the world.
The world, but I'm seeing firsthand New York.
There's just rats living in all the...
This is just rat houses on the street.
It's not a rat problem.
Y'all live with rats.
Y'all have to share the space with rats.
Literally and figuratively.
I don't know what they do in this part
of town to make sure that the rat
don't run across my living room like
they did in
Montclair.
You can find a hole in your house
them rats was having a blast in there.
Over there when it get hot, the spider.
Wait, there was rats in Montclair? Yes.
In Montclair, there's everything. There's mice.
It's the wild.
You're really in the wild.
You better learn about where you live.
That's the wild.
There are bears, deer, rats, spiders, mosquitoes,
ants, insects, tarantulas, all of that stuff.
Lions, tigers, bears, oh my.
Possums, wolves.
Coyotes.
I am so serious.
You look out the window and you see something that you think look like a dog, but you've got good sense.
So you know that wasn't no fucking dog.
And now for the next two hours, you on Google trying to fucking, oh shit, I got him.
The fucking, that was the northern gray wolf.
Seriously, many times I had to grab my dog.
No, don't you go out there.
Here's a one-plus.
No, no, no.
Yeah, don't protect me.
Don't protect me.
It's cool.
Just let him walk on by.
Oh, man.
Anyways, I want to take this moment to call out an inspiration of mine, somebody who I really appreciate their work in
the space. I meant to do this last week, but I wasn't at my best last week, so I wanted to save
it. But Stephen A. Smith, I want to give Stephen A. Smith an open invite. Open invite, Stephen A. Whenever you want to come sit on either one of these fine couches.
And let's embrace debate.
My man Joe Budden, who by the way has a great podcast.
And I got a lot of love for that brother.
I've been a guest on his show before.
Probably will be again in the future.
I got a lot of love and respect for him.
But he's talking about, you know, he's sitting up there, drinking, hanging
with his boys, doing his podcast,
talking about ain't no debate
about LeBron and Jordan.
And, you know,
look at who LeBron played against.
Look at who Jordan played against.
My brother, I regret
to inform you that
you must be considerably younger than me.
I don't know what the hell you were watching.
There's a debate about that.
Matter of fact, if it ain't a debate, it's on the other side to my man Joe Budden.
Oh, I got mad.
Stephen A.
No, Joe Budden.
I would love to have that debate with you.
And unfortunately for you, I'm way more armed in that
debate today than I was whenever you heard Declan I could not be more ready to have that debate
there's some real Jordan haters out there just putting facts out there in the world for people
to see that people might have forgot about Stephen A come., come up here, man. Come on, I'm going to hit you.
Come up here.
I'm going to tear you up on that debate.
Even though, just for debate's sake,
my dad called me.
He was like, yo, you better not,
you better not take that debate to Stephen A.
He's going to kick your ass.
I was like...
That's my man.
No faith.
That's my man.
Well, the thing about it is,
who cares if he does? The win is to have the debate. That's my man. Well, the thing about it is, who cares if he does?
The win is to have the debate.
That's true.
Who gives a fuck?
You're having a debate
with one of the best debaters
who's paid.
Yeah, that's what time it is.
Pop don't be getting
that shit sometimes.
Shout out to Pop.
And I'm on your ass, Stephen A.
The debate was...
Oh, please. They did all types of shit with Jordan
Maybe I forgot they changed the three-point line. Remember
They made the three-point line shorter
They moved it with three four years
Yes
No, I'm on his ass I'm well prepared To have this talk
Now
Like I got
Final stats
Don't make me read
Stop
Don't make me read
Don't do it
Cause my argument is really
Is really
We praise
We praise Jordan
For
For David Stern's
Ambitions
And him getting to his goals
A certain way
That's really what we did
We mean to praise David Stern,
but y'all won't do it because he's a white man.
Michael Jordan is David Stern's greatest trick.
Look, look.
That's not true.
That's not true.
And vice versa because I know y'all can't hear us.
But that part is not true.
Magic Johnson came through the door
and saved the league,
which introduced Stern to which introduced stern to okay
this is how you do it this is how i do it so i carried magic magic got the h he had the hiv
press conference in the 91 that was 91 larry bird got a bad back and the pistons is foul i cannot
look to expand the game off bill lane beer and these niggas clotheslining people. Who else was, Clyde Drexler had hip problems.
Who else was there if you're trying to market the league
and really get shit rocking but Mike?
And sure enough, 91-92, that's when they hire
one of the best coaches ever.
That's when Scottie Pippen is drafted.
And now we off to the races.
But in some of these finals games, Jordan never showed up.
Pippen saved their ass.
I can pull it up if you want.
I can pull it up if you want.
Can you stop?
Oh, all right.
Let me stop.
I'm with you on the argument, but I ain't know that part.
Hey, when Jordan left, the Bulls won 55 games.
That is true.
The Bulls won 55 games
And a lot of Bulls fans
Will still go to that
Hubert Davis bullshit call
That we shouldn't have got
Or they'd have been right back there
You know what happened
When LeBron left the team three times?
Lottery
Come on, stop Corey
It's marketing
We're going to talk
Stephen A, come sit right here
Come sit right here I got you, here. I got you, Cat Daddy.
I got you. I got you.
I got you. Don't worry about it.
What else we got? What else we got that's important, unimportant?
Nothing serious. Keep it light. Keep it fun.
I mean, y'all are talking about basketball, so do you want to talk about Miami and the Celtics?
We can.
I'm so glad that there's still basketball to be played.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the only good thing about this for me.
Was it like game six?
I'm mad the other series was short.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
If they're not going to both be short,
I'd rather have basketball every night
as opposed to having to wait two, three days between games.
This is some bullshit.
I would rather this than both sweep
and we don't get another game until June 1st.
I mean, that's true, too.
People are so phony.
They was up 3-1 and still underdog.
That's crazy.
They was up 3-1, Miami, and people still had them as the underdog to lose the series.
They still got them to lose the series?
Yeah, there's some people who still think it's going to be.
Not some people.
48%. Wow. 48% to be. Not some people. 48%.
Wow.
48% in Vegas.
Oh, shit.
This is not people making some shit up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Twitter poll.
Got Miami to lose the series.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Nah, Miami's going to close this out.
Also, they found the burner account of, I want to say his name is Eric Williams, but
I'm not sure.
I'll try to find it for you. They found the burner account of the referee
that does most of the Boston games.
Oh.
And he's been defending calls.
He's been defending himself on his burner account.
Oh, shit.
It's the funniest thing in the world.
They leaked every one of them.
This is the same black ref.
There's a Jimmy Butler layup that's going viral
that he makes, and there's a black ref. There's a Jimmy Butler layup that's going viral that he makes
and there's a black ref in the
background that's making a face. He looks
disappointed. That's the
ref. There's all types of stats
on that ref that says the Celtics are
like 16-0 in the last 16
games that he's ref. He's a
lifelong Celtic fan.
He's been shitting on the Lakers
on his burner account.
But he did the last Denver Lakers game.
Like, it's madness.
All I hear is there's a doc
coming on this ref at some point.
I'm watching.
I'm watching that one.
Yeah, wherever the crooked refs are,
send me in.
Right there.
I want to see.
Hell yeah.
Even though I'm not calling him crooked,
but it's just a fact.
Nah, it's just...
It's just funny
maybe a little bit
a little dash
just a dash
of crookedness
yeah just a little bit
oh shit
alright what else
is going on
his name is
Eric Lewis
referee Eric Lewis
his Twitter burner
account has been
exposed as it's
connected to his
email address
and he used it
to defend his own
actions on the court
dozens of times
that's hilarious That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
That's great. Alright, what else
we got? Tasha K.
I wanted to go to Neuralink.
Okay.
Elon Musk
says that he has the FDA's
approval
to put chips in our head.
And he's selling the ability of telepathy.
You think it, you can do it.
Listen, you ain't got to sell me, buddy.
I smoke cigarettes.
So I'm with you.
Hey, I put all that.
I put all of my shits, the vaccines.
I put every vaccine in my arm.
Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, and my car wash had one.
My car wash was selling it right in the front.
What's that?
It was right by the Morning Fresh.
I put all of that shit in me.
I'm not getting no Neuralink, I don't think.
Yes, you are.
Shit might be lit, though.
It might be.
It might be.
That's going to be the standard at some point.
Maybe.
Did y'all see the Matrix?
That.
You're not even going to learn some shit on the fly.
They got to see it to believe.
Here, we just downloaded it to you.
Did you see Limitless?
Now you know.
That was just by Adderall, though.
It was different.
Well, they're going to times that by 100.
I'll take a lot of Adderall.
This is the new steel-made Adderall.
So that shit got a buggy OS.
Well, there will be casualties.
With any new advancement, there will be casualties.
A few of y'all out there
will get your brain
will get your brain
crazy shit
no your brain
is gonna fry
you're gonna drop dead
on the spot
gonna liquefy
and ooze out of your ear
but hey
that's alright
you're gonna look like
Terminator 2
who's coming out of your shit
you're just part
of the 1%
that's it
of casualties
you know
the risk of death
yeah the government
don't care as much
about casualties
as the people think
they don't give a fuck
that's a success 1% of people dying is a massive success you know, the risk of death. Yeah, the government don't care as much about casualties as the people think. They don't give a fuck.
That's a success.
1% of people dying is a massive success.
Not just the government.
These companies, car makers,
all this, no.
Car makers, all that shit.
They looking at it as,
yo, how many people died from this?
We ain't got a sure recall.
We ain't got a sure recall.
We can handle that.
That's it.
We ain't got a recall of that.
Hey, what if the chip
somehow prevents disease
in the future?
I'm telling you, I'm signing up. I don't give a fuck what y'all talking about. Sign me up. You're going to get it. What if the chip somehow prevents disease in the future? I'm telling you, I'm signing up.
I don't give a fuck what y'all talking about.
Sign me up.
You're going to get it.
They got you.
I need the Apple Neuralink at least.
But I need the Apple Neuralink.
Yeah, I need the Apple Neuralink.
I wish we could really show y'all the Japanese sweatshop that makes those headphones.
It's disgusting. They swear they got some ill shit, man. That dog is just some plastic and one little... It's quick.
It's on YouTube.
It looks crazy, please.
It looks nasty.
Anyway.
Show the sweatshop that make them J's out there going crazy over.
Yeah, true.
It's all of it.
All of it.
Sad.
It's sad.
All of it.
You know what I'm saying?
You think it like a penny?
All of it. It's crazy. Yeah, everything. It's all getting all of it. All of it. You know what I'm saying? All of it.
You don't just stop at headphones.
Yeah, everything.
It's all getting made over there.
Same thing.
Nah, y'all make a good point.
So just for clarity,
is everyone here
in favor of sweatshops?
No.
Ignorance is bliss.
Look, look.
Mike, gory.
I'm staying in the house.
I'm staying in the house.
No, we're not. I have so much fun on this podcast
But you guys
Take a little sip
No we're not but yes we are
We are
I mean it's unavoidable unfortunately
You can't buy nothing
No we are
Yes we're not
Let me ask you this I'm so we is. Let me ask you this.
I'm so glad you asked.
I got to use the bathroom.
If it was made here, would it cost the same?
No.
No.
Big no.
Big no.
You see Rebecca and them like this, I need a ring.
I need a ring.
They striking outside.
We won't even get to Jordan's in time.
They going to be striking.
Facts.
I seen a commercial the other day.
They talking about American made.
That look like bullshit.
That shit didn't add no sauce
to the product.
American made. But Joe, do American
made products really be better than other products?
No. That depends though.
I've definitely bought furniture and shit like
that that's handmade American
shit that's nicer than some bullshit you're going
to get on Wayfair one really absolutely we feel that I
make it out of people who had a handle art sorry he's okay we feel that making
shit a lot of times though Paul major true American shit these bullshit
sometimes I don't want sounds xenophobic or not maybe some of that should be some
bullshit that we get from other places. Some low-cheap plastic bullshit.
Excuse me?
The whole African-American thing is to omit, you see, the indigenous black man of this particular land.
When we brought the African-American term, we cut out all of the Caribbean, all of South America, all of Latin America.
This is another way to reclassify you, you
see what I'm saying, outside of power. That's a political move that was put in by the government
to break you down to this subclass, you see, and not be a world community. So to call you
an African American is to disconnect you from that global community and that great
diaspora that we were talking about.
So that's a political move.
Are we the true Native Americans?
Yes, come on.
The average Native American was this brother's complexion at the turn of the century.
Now when you say Native American, it's some white person with a feather in his hair.
So how in one year, how in 100 years... Not when you say Native American, it's some white person with a feather in his hair. So high and within a few eyes.
So high in one year, high in 100 years.
Why would you?
Y'all talking about American products.
Why would you play that, you sick boss?
It's us.
It's us.
We're the American products.
What are you doing?
Fucking idiots.
What are you doing, player?
We so done.
Pretty much.
Afro-American.
It's us. They good, much. We so dumb. Pretty much. Afro-American.
It's us.
They good, yo.
They got us.
Long time ago.
Yeah.
They got our ancestors.
Shit.
Yeah, now I follow one of your...
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
Listening to you sometimes up here, listening to you guys, you guys make me go home and
think, like, is this shit really... I be fucking me up.
I be looking at shit.
I leave here... I come here with one perspective.
I leave here like, I go downstairs.
I start getting dizzy.
Where are we?
It's all a lie.
It's all a lie.
Because he be making sense.
It's all bullshit.
Yeah, I don't want to serious this out, but who says that's how it really is?
They're like, who fucking said it?
Then you go look at Google shit.
Who said it?
It's some fucking guy from 1872.
If I fry fry somebody, that make shit up. You're go look at Google shit. Who said it? It's some fucking guy from 1872 fry fry
somebody that made shit up.
You're like, nigga.
Jay, was it a letter?
Like, it's just
what the fuck? I had a two hour
discussion
slash argument with my
extra religious mom over
free speech. I mean, over free will.
Free will. That was one of our better conversations. We do need to do a part two I mean, over free will. Free will.
That was one of our better conversations.
We do need to do a part two to it, but go ahead.
Because I'm like, she's always trying to convince people,
oh, come to the church, come to the church.
So I was like, let me ask you a question.
You said God knows everything, right?
He knows the end path.
He knows how it's going to end up.
He knows the path you're going to take.
He knows the day you're going to check up out of here, right?
She said, yeah, because what triggered, what started this whole thing was she was telling me to eat better because so you could live longer i said there's no such thing as live longer according
to you and she said well why not i said you tried to turn up on them i said because if god knows the
moment you're checking out of here before you were even born there is no live longer or live shorter
it's going to be the time that's been designated for you and there's nothing you can do about it and out of here before you were even born, there is no live longer or live shorter.
It's going to be the time that's been designated for you and there's nothing you can do about it.
And she's like, yeah.
She was like, yeah.
So I said, so I just flipped it around.
I'm like, so wouldn't that mean like free will
and free choice and all of that is all just a myth?
If your path is already laid and nothing you can do
is going to stop you from getting to where your path ends.
She smashed you.
Thank God we was on the phone
because she started to turn up.
Then she's like,
I'm going to call brother.
All right, man, you know what?
Never mind.
Now you're in trouble.
Never mind, never mind.
That's how it goes.
Yeah, no, she wasn't with that.
Better watch your mouth.
Yeah, she was getting ready
to call one of the elders.
Is your mom Pentecostal?
No, my mom is what they call
Church of Christ
because she will check me for getting this wrong. Okay. They believe that Is your mom Pentecostal? No, my mom is what they call Church of Christ.
She will check me for getting this wrong.
Okay.
They believe that all denominations are bullshit.
Except them.
Because they literally take what's in the Bible.
Literally.
They don't do interpretation.
They said all other denominations do interpretations.
Oh, I thought Pentecostal was the literal um word in the bible nope huh and they they break that shit down like they be no it's what if it's not in here we don't believe it we don't honor it it didn't happen it doesn't
matter if it's in here we go by this and she's been she's followed this religion for your whole life? No.
Oh, this is relatively new?
Last 10 years.
Well, yeah, shouts to?
Respect.
I'm in love.
Right?
Respect.
Got out of that.
Got out.
Standing house.
Standing house.
That's it.
Got out of that.
Respect.
It's a black conversation.
Yo, now, Parks is in one. Parks be right, though.
He do.
Respect.
That's it.
That's it.
All right.
Okay, Parks.
Unlike America would have us believe.
Oh, here we go.
The only problem confronting this country today is not pollution and bad breath.
It's black people.
It's black people. It's black people. See that's just one of the big lies that America tells you and that you go for because you're chumps. You go for it. One of the lies that
we tell ourselves is that we are making progress. But here his chair is empty. We're not making
progress. We tend to equate progress with concessions.
We can no longer make that mistake. You see, when they gave us that nigga astronaut, you
say we were making progress, but I told you they were going to lose him in space. He didn't
get that far. You put Adam Powell in office and you couldn't keep him.
What you think they're going to do with Thurgood Marshall when they get tired of him?
They gave you Walter Washington of Washington, D.C. and you said we were making progress.
That's not progress. I'm ready to punch Fox in the face.
I'm sorry.
Silence is the key
It's Memorial Day
Weekend
I'ma find me a burger
To get somewhere
The wrong weekend
Uber eats everything
nah you can't Uber Eats listen man I know I know they gonna make me go to Target and buy a
grill my damn self and sit out there with some burgers coming over there you
go hey that might be a little vibe actually yeah sit out and back some music on the grill yeah i'm gonna think about that
shout out to the ladies out there shout out to the ladies
talk to her
it's just here with us in spirit
I ain't satisfied I ain't satisfied
I ain't satisfied
I was hanging
So much for hanging
You're the happiest So much love, baby. Girl, you got me up.
Inside me.
Inside me.
Makes me wanna shout, shout.
You think Ishka will listen?
No.
You think he's got a podcast app on his phone?
No.
No, no, I don't.
Damn, we left the basketball.
Shit, we didn't even talk about the Heat.
How did we get to that?
We did.
We talked about it.
We talked a little bit.
We talked about it a little bit.
Who y'all got winning?
I still got the Heat.
Whatever.
One of these games.
Is the series tied?
No.
Game six is coming up?
Game six is tonight.
Series is three-two. Back to Miami. I six is coming up? Game six is tonight. Series is 3-2.
Back to Miami.
I expect Miami to close out in six.
If they don't, I think they can win in 7-2.
They're going to get it.
I don't think they want to do that, but I want to see Jimmy Butler versus Jokic.
Me too.
And I want to apologize to Jokic, man.
He's nice, man.
It's over.
All that shit I was saying is over.
The guy's good.
Yeah, he's good.
The guy's good.
He's not soft.
He's not the defensive liability I make him out to be when I speak about him.
He's good, man.
The guy's good.
He's good.
It's not the prettiest game you want to see, but he's good.
Yeah, he's dominated every big put in front of him.
You kind of appreciate that game.
And it's ill.
I didn't realize he was a second-round pick.
I missed that game.
41st.
That's crazy.
You missed that game, yo.
To get one of the best players in the league at 41?
Yeah, I apologize to him, man.
You deserve it.
You're great.
I'm going to point to the rest of you bigs out there.
Go play ball. Use your size. Words.
They were reading his scouting report
when he was drafted. It was horrible.
He's slow. It's going to be his downfall.
It was a horrible
scouting report, but right after that,
they put
clips from his rookie season, highlights from his
rookie year. He was going crazy.
You could see early on that passing ability,
hitting wild shots, being unorthodox.
Just shout out to him.
Shout out to Jamal Murray.
You'll always be a nick in my eyes.
You will always be a nick in my eyes.
Also, if Denver wins the chip, I want Denver,
I want them to acknowledge that they don't have Jamal Murray
without trading Carmelo Anthony. He does
play a part in this title
run. That's
what I got for you. What?
They should give you a ring if they win.
Well, they probably won't do that.
I'm going to hit the round of applause.
Because the Knicks could have drafted him.
I'm talking about Denver right now.
The Knicks, we have that story all
across. I think LaMarcus Aldridge was a Knicks draft pick.
Like, that was our thing for 20 years, is to give away the draft pick.
That's true.
Not value draft picks.
But anyway.
Now that's our thing.
You think?
No, y'all had a good run.
Y'all just drafted.
Y'all just made really bad picks.
Drafted bad and gave players away.
It's our thing. Got to give away bad picks. Dropped it bad and gave players away. Yeah. Something.
Gotta give away
bad talent.
Whatever.
Yep.
Anyway,
I look forward to seeing
the best two players
of the playoffs
go back and forth
which is Jimmy Butler
and Nikola Jokic.
Yep.
Me too.
Me too.
Joe Kicks.
Don't go back to Boston.
That's why everyone says Jokeroker i think oh i say
his name he's just joker it out yeah he's just joking just joking the joker yeah don't end up
in boston again that's all i'm saying um let's see what else do i have here philadelphia bands
the push iced mask the sound of applause i hope new york is next to follow. I don't trust none of them niggas that wear that shit,
and I keep my eye on every one of them.
It's summer.
They don't mean us well.
You don't need the mask, fam.
Well, I don't know.
I do still think there's some strong variants of some shit running around
that's making people get a little under the weather.
But hold on, hold on.
I don't think that Pooh Shiesty block is in here.
I was just getting ready to say that.
If the variant is there, the Pooh Shiesty has nothing to do with it.
It's going right through that.
That shit ain't to protect you from nothing
except for being able to be identified.
That's all it's to protect you from.
Identification.
Yeah, that's it.
I want to shout out Ice Spice's mom just because.
She look good.
I'm like, okay.
She does.
Just because she looks good?
She looks good.
Shout out to you too.
Why else?
Okay.
That's enough.
That's enough.
And that's hate.
Look.
I'm not hating.
I didn't get a chance to hear.
Would you like to take a second to address some of your haters
and detractors out there?
Or you want to run
from the smoke?
Who are you talking about?
You want to duck the smoke?
Who are you talking about?
Ducking!
Or she want to duck the smoke?
Duck, queen, duck!
Not too much on Mel.
It's not my responsibility.
It's not anyone else's job
to inform you of the smoke.
Because if you don't know,
you won't reply.
Yeah.
I'm not going to be
Mr. Chatty Patty
and come say,
hey, such and such. If you don't know, you won't reply. Yeah. I'm not going to be Mr. Chatty Patty and come say, hey, such and such.
If you don't know, I won't say.
But Eddie Griffin really tore your ass up on YouTube and called you a liar for some story about him coming in the gambling spot with two large German shepherds.
Why would I lie about that?
Why would I make that shit up?
Like, for real.
Like, that's dumb.
I don't know, but that's something
liars say all the time.
Yes.
Okay.
Every time I was lying,
I said,
why would I do that?
Every time I was lying.
Oh my God.
Now that's a topic.
No, but that's the-
You think I,
me,
of all people-
I swear to God.
Yeah,
or-
Or everything I love.
No,
on my dead arm.
Y'all,
let me get this shit off.
Usually that's pertaining
to y'all stepping out and cheating and shit like that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who said anything about cheating?
It's a tough day to be a Melody.
It's a tough day to be a Melody.
It really is.
Wow.
Rebecca.
It's hard to show up in support of someone and get treated this way.
He said it.
He got you.
We was ready to fire on him.
Wow.
Oh, no, I was going to say,
like, what did he call me out of my name?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Now you're trying to get me to be a chatty patty.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
No, no, no.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Now you're trying to get me to be messy,
and that's not in my ministry,
but yes, yes.
You're not being a chatty patty.
Everything you think he said.
You're not being a chatty patty if it's public.
So you're not being a chatty patty. Yeah, public. So you're not being a chatty patty.
Yeah, but still, I don't like to be the deliverer of it.
So hold on.
Like, what it was that I said, why would it warrant being called out of my name like that?
No, no, no.
We're going to do that.
And we're also going to do like, y'all are my brothers, right?
Yeah.
So you're going to come to my fucking defense?
Yeah.
I didn't hear the clip, though. Because no because no matter what like you guys know what I said I basically said he showed up to like a fucking like a poker playing event and he had two dogs I'm not the only one that saw it
it's a weird thing for me to lie about and really who the fuck cares? Who the fuck cares?
There we go.
There we go.
There we go, huh?
And why, like,
you're,
why the fuck? Yeah.
You heard what the fuck we said.
Yeah.
Like, what,
does it really call for you
to call me out of my name?
Just say,
leave that part out.
We don't care about that.
Leave that part out of the room.
We don't care about that.
Just turn it off.
No, the really big thing is, why the fuck would I lie about something like that?
Yeah.
Don't think alike.
Don't think alike.
I'm not lying, Mr. Griff.
Fuck, bro.
Fuck these niggas talking about.
That's number one.
Fuck they talking about.
Number one.
Number one.
Number one.
And I'm not the only person who fucking saw it.
She's not.
Oh, now you're adding to it.
Oh, you snitching.
Yeah, she's snitching.
At least get a burger. Get a milkshake. It was televised. Get a smoke break. Get some Wendy's. She's not. Oh, now you're getting too. Oh, you're snitching. Yeah, she's snitching. At least get a burger,
get a milkshake.
It was televised.
Get a smoke break,
get some Wendy's.
Negotiate.
Don't just tell.
Don't just offer
everybody up.
No, I wasn't going
to offer anybody up.
You're good, though.
We got you.
You got it off your chest?
You good now?
Yeah.
Huh?
Buddy, old pal.
You ain't even
give him one fucker.
You ain't give him one motherfuckers.
The fact that I even dignified this bullshit with anything, it is beneath me.
No.
Whoa.
Why is this shit on?
Why is this shit on?
Hello.
There you go.
Hello.
Oh, my God.
Welcome back.
Let's see.
What else?
What else?
What else is important here?
Red Bee.
Beef Tongue.
Cola Apology.
Elon Musk.
Those are hilarious.
Eddie Griffin.
Oh, shit.
Ice Spice Moms. Those are hilarious. Eddie Griffin. Oh, shit. Celtics. Ice Spice Moms.
Oh.
Drake.
Drake came out.
Party performed in Toronto.
Drake came out.
That's not the story.
The story is PND4.
They announced.
If you don't know, PND is the classic series
And now they say for us come that's what I got
What's I'm excited?
I'm not
What? Well, it's three wasn't
Mm-hmm. That's cool. Party next party next door. I'm checking for I know that's your man. You can drag on stage line
I mean artists I am if it wasn Oh, no, that's your man. Look at Drake on stage lying. That's not even some, like,
I mean, the artist I am,
if it wasn't for you,
and that's not, like, even some,
but, like,
but, like,
but, like,
that's not even some, like,
like, you know,
I get on stage with people and I'm nice sometimes,
but this is really actually, like,
my favorite artist in the world.
Like, I love this guy.
Wait, did he say he get on stage
and he lost some time?
Yes.
It didn't total out?
I feel like he's directly talking to me
because I'm the only one that calls out him doing this shit. And he does he came on stage and he lost some time? Yes. And then told a lie? I feel like he's directly talking to me because I'm the only one that calls out him doing this shit.
And he does it on every stage he gets on.
Drake, you my man.
And you're the biggest artist in the world.
You're supposed to do it, goddammit.
You know why he did it?
Because in Braun's press conference, Braun was sitting there saying, yeah, I know y'all think I'm lying about this.
But because you know.
That was funny, too.
So it's a play on that, it seems like.
Because everybody was calling Drake. Well, not everybody. But you started the wave of calling Drake out about the lies funny too. So it's a play on that, it seems like. Because everybody was calling Drake.
Well, not everybody, but you started the wave of calling Drake out about the lies too.
But that's where it's different.
Yeah.
LeBron's shit, every book he read was on page one.
Those lies, they got video montages of those lies.
Everybody let Drake get the, you're the greatest artist in the world act off on stage.
We just want to hear the slaps.
But at least he knows that he's lying
when he says this shit.
And I like the little remix.
Y'all be lying about niggas, but you!
That's funny.
I really, really love it.
I mean it this time.
I can't wait for the project.
I wish they put out a date.
I wish they put out a date, But we don't have a date.
Whenever it comes, I'm getting it, though.
Pause.
No doubt.
Pause.
Memorial Day weekend.
Look at all y'all out there eating glizzies.
Hey.
Pause.
Look at all y'all.
Look at men.
You got to say pause every time. We got to pause the glizzy.
He can be like, play, play.
That's all you say.
Fuck out of here.
Pause.
The funny thing, yo, hot dogs are so good though
Yeah
It's only New York
That has sexualized them
Yeah I'm gonna fuck up
Some hot dogs this weekend
You ain't the only one
What's your favorite hot dog?
Brand of hot dogs?
Yeah brand sorry
Sbarrett
Sbarrett
Sbarrett
Sbarrett
Same shit
Sbarrett
Sbarrett
What the fuck is he talking about?
I'm gonna forget him
Sbarrett But the Kifu brand fuck is he talking about It's a Barrett
With the Kifu brand
Stop playing
You're talking about a Nick
What's your favorite
Sabonis
RJ Barrett
What's it
Urban Gatos
They got a brand
They got a brand
They got a brand called Best
Best Hot Dogs is good
I like the Hebrew Nationals
They grew up around Green Angels
Or Nathan's
You like Hebrew Nationals
Or Nathan's yeah
Or Nathan's
What about you Joe
Nathan's be good too
Nathan's are really good Nathan's are I just don't know if they're hot dogs You like Hebrew Nationals? Or Nathans, yeah. Or Nathans? What about you, Joe? Nathans be good, too.
Nathans are really good.
Nathans are.
I just don't know if they're hot dogs.
No, no.
Honestly.
That's my thing now.
You know how Yoohoo is not chocolate milk?
It's not?
No. No.
It's chocolate drink.
Yeah.
It's like Sunny D.
Sunny D is not orange juice.
Sunny D is not orange juice.
I can't believe it's not butter.
It's not butter.
I won't fuck with you.
And the one that I read last night, just because I'm paranoid as I'm't believe it's not butter. It's not butter. I won't fuck with it. And the one that I read
last night,
just because I'm paranoid
as I'm up at 2 a.m.
fucking my son's Pringles up.
Those are crisps.
Nothing on the Pringles thing
says chips.
It's a crisp.
So what the fuck are Pringles?
It's a crisp.
What the fuck is a crisp?
A Pringle.
But it's not,
it don't say chips.
I know, it says crisp. So they're not false advertising. It's a Pringle But it's not It don't say chips I know it says crisp
So they're not
False advertising
It's a Pringle
Which means
I can put
It's like a cigarette
Like they told me
Cigarettes
They just put all
The dead animals
Inside it
And you smoke it
Pringles
They just put whatever
In that shit
And you don't have to know
Because we're not
Telling you it's a chip
Most food manufacturers
Know people are not
going to look past
the end of their fucking nose.
They're going to eat
what the fuck they want to eat.
They don't give a shit
if it's real
or if it's GMO
or if it's who-a-mo
or whatever.
There's a fun topic.
Yeah.
You and Ish
don't really know
how to even talk fun, huh?
Do the shit taste good?
No, there's shit that I eat.
She starts talking about GMOs.
That's it.
There's shit that I eat that...
No fun conversation has GMOs in it.
These pringles are fucking up our communities.
Yeah.
I still don't even know what GMO means.
I want to see y'all away from work, you and Ish.
I want to see if y'all do that serious GMO bullshit
y'all do in your normal day-to-day walks of life.
Or do y'all save it and come to work?
And just serious everything out, yo.
Last part, I knew we was about to have fun with Envy and them.
Because how could you not have fun until I get to work?
And then it was, well, this is wrong.
People shouldn't talk about you.
Girl, your family.
All right, y'all.
That wasn't me.
It was all us.
That was me. It was all us. That was me.
It was all me.
It was everybody.
It was all of us.
It was all of us.
You too?
It was all me too.
I tried my best to bring it to life,
but even the great Joe Budden
fails sometimes.
I own it.
I own my shit.
When I come in and I put a bad game,
this is why, you know.
But my bounce back game,
I don't really have two bad games.
I don't play.
And you did a great game today, and this is why.
I don't play that.
You know, I have a proposition for you.
Uh-oh.
Memorial Day weekend.
You know what I mean?
You did great.
You came here.
You dropped 70 on us.
Just give him the $1,000.
No, no, no.
It's coming.
It's coming.
I'm trying to help you.
I don't want any money.
It's definitely coming.
I would like you to take an early day today.
I would like you to take an early day today I would like you to take An early day
I would like you to go
You know Sade is here
I'd like you to go
Enjoy yourself
Go buy some snacks
Go to Target
And we would like to do
Patreon
That's four
And I think we can handle it
I just would like
I'm just
I'm putting in a petition
For you to leave early
And trust us
You came here
You did good
Last time we did
You know a little shaky
We would like to You know Do our thing Can I ask you a question? to leave early and trust us. You came in here, you did good. Last time we did, you know, a little shaky.
We would like to,
you know,
do our thing.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Who allowed you to speak for me?
Nah, it's a team.
You keep saying
we want you to do this.
I ain't never said that.
I just don't want me
to go home
and be with my girl.
Damn.
I can't go home
and be with mine, no.
Stay your ass here
and work too.
Oh, shit.
Yours live in the same state.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Yours live in the same state. Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That was hate.
Yours live in the same state.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wow.
I'm on your side, nigga.
I'm on his side, but that was hate.
I heard what you mumbled.
What did I mumble?
No.
What did she mumble?
Did you say that?
You supposed to be on my side.
What's up with you?
I'm always on your side.
You're nervous?
No, I'm always on your side.
All right, get this nigga.
Can I make a clarification?
Shoot. About something? Maybe. You about to suck? Depends. It depends. No, no'm always on your side. Can I make a clarification? Shoot.
About something?
Maybe.
Depends.
It depends.
No, no.
It depends.
Hey, get it, man.
What's the-
No, just clarify.
Pops!
Get your shit off.
She's gonna-
Come on, we the melodies, yo.
We just gotta back up.
Yeah, right, right, right.
Oh, okay.
It's about love and death.
Oh.
All right.
No, fuck that. No, no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Damn, the fun was so fun. Come on, Park. What's your fault?
Hire a girl, they said.
It's not about...
Sorry.
It's not about the series.
I just have to make something extraordinarily clear.
You were right.
No, no.
It's not about the series.
You're right.
When I talk about consequences of actions,
should it ever result in murder?
Fuck no.
That is never what I'm saying, and I don't think that I made that clear.
Because that wasn't clear.
No, I would like to make that clear.
That was not clear.
And there is in no way, shape, or form am I saying that the great Steve McNair should
ever have lost his life.
That's a piece.
Great.
Ever.
That is not what I'm saying.
However, you get involved in crazy crazy you cannot control the situation and unfortunately
this is sometimes the culmination of a bunch of people just not really thinking about no fun talk
has ever had the word culmination I'm sorry I just really wanted to make that clear that there is in
no way shape or form that I am condoning murder that is a fucking awful thing to for that to be the outcome that is all that I wanted to say about
that got you and I'm still on your side Mel thank you yeah no we still the melody with the melodies
but you wasn't on my side when I told the man it's not about you right now we're going early
we're melodies I got you I wanted him to go early spend time I would hold you down though
I you should go home and be with Sade.
You guys should enjoy yourselves.
There we go, Mel.
Yes.
Enjoy your day.
You did good.
Hey, I am team player.
She bought real snacks.
She deserves her time.
We should call Ish.
That nigga just wanted the long Memorial Day weekend.
That's it.
I respect it.
He's talking about, I'm sick.
What do you want me to do?
I didn't realize that.
That's all he did.
I didn't even catch that.
Let's go, Ish. I'm kind of mad. You didn't pick up on that? I thought that immediately when he was like, Ish is sick. What do you want me to do? I didn't realize that. That's all he did. I didn't even catch that. That's go Isha.
I'm kind of mad.
I didn't think of that.
You didn't pick up on that?
I thought that immediately when he was like, Isha's sick.
I was like, weird.
That's hate.
Long weekend.
Okay.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate, Mel.
That's hate.
And as soon as he said that to me, I was like, if somebody else called me and say the same
thing, we done.
We still.
We still.
Shit. Damn it. Damn, man. We stay on. We stay on.
Damn it.
Damn it, man.
You got to start communicating, guys.
Come on, girl.
Hey, wave your hands from side to side out there.
Best podcast in the world.
Rest in peace, Tina Turner.
Still.
Don't worry.
We're going to keep the fun here today.
No ball stoppers, no fun stoppers.
We're going to have a real good time today.
Come on, wave your hands from side to side,
put a lighter in the air.
Come on, Daisy.
All right.
Only the Canadian going the wrong direction.
Yeah.
There's a direction?
Left or right.
If we were doing this.
OK, I started late. I fucking started late. It's only Left or right If we were doing this Okay I started late
I fucking started
It's only left or right
I was going
You know what
You're supposed to watch
As I see where the hand goes Mel
You went like this
We're going this way
You went like this
Oh Canada
Oh Canada
You know what
Y'all leave Mel alone
Nah that ass
I don't know if this counts
On the bingo card.
You are fucking up
the bingo card.
It's supposed to be me
that brings up
the whole Canadian thing.
You're fucking up
the bingo card.
That's true.
Yes.
You're fucking up
the bingo card.
We need a drinking game.
Damn, girl.
Are you okay, girl?
Yeah.
I would like a drink.
I would love a drink.
We need a drinking game.
Oh, yeah, that too.
After you heard
that niggas getting at you,
you start to shake.
You ready? Is it right? We got you. We got you. That getting at you, you start to shake. You ready?
Is that right?
We got you.
We got you.
That's right.
My homie,
Fava.
Always.
All right,
there's another topic
that we will skip
right over.
Yep, yep, yep.
I didn't even see the topic.
Did you see the part?
I don't even know
what you're talking about.
I was thinking
it's 4,000 or better.
It wasn't about nothing.
It wasn't even about nothing.
I don't even know.
I don't know. It's about my business. Yeah. The rhinestones wasn't about nothing. Nah, no. It wasn't even about nothing. I don't even know. I don't know.
About my business.
Yeah.
The rhinestones and my-
Mind the business that pays me.
That's right.
Hello.
I'm the crazy in my sweater.
What's that?
Just singing a rap.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I like rap.
I'm chilling.
It's Memorial Day weekend.
Exactly.
We're trying to have fun.
We're having fun.
That's it.
That's right.
My mind is already on the cookout.
Yo, back to glizzies When I Uber eat
When I Uber eat some shit
Like a burger
I just automatically
Order the glizzy on the side
Yo
Stop
Just give me a stop
Shake Shack sells
A really good glizzy
Okay
Pause
You wanna pause that?
There's also a barbecue spot
I order from
They sell a really good glizzy
Long glizzy
There's a bar around the corner that's got some long glizzies
You guys are talking about a hot dog?
That's right
Why is it called a glizzy?
Because New York is a stupid
Well DC I think but
Yo don't give DC props on the New York
I know I know
Even if it is dumb
Pay respect Pay respect Glizzy DC props on the New York. Correct. I know. I know. My bad. Even if it is dumb. It is dumb.
Pay respect.
Glizzy.
Pay respect.
Yeah.
Glizzy.
Glizzy.
Yeah. Trying to make the.
I don't know.
Can we play that Beyonce Ghostface record?
Yo, what's up with you?
I'm chill out.
Just to get my mind.
Chill out.
Yo, what's going on with you?
What's up?
It's a fire.
Yo, it's actually a fire. All right. What is this guy? Let's Work Chief. Let's see what It's a fire. All right, what is this guy?
Let's work chief.
Let's see what he's talking about.
I didn't screen this.
Okay.
JB and the JBP fam.
I work at a booming meat supplier.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Hey.
What's up now?
Hey.
A booming meat supplier called Meats by Lens, L-I-N-Z.
What's the promo? We have begun building our second warehouse this spring, A booming meat supplier called Meats by Lens, L-I-N-Z. Let's promo.
We have begun building our second warehouse this spring,
and we sell to household names like Cisco, Michael Jordan Steakhouse,
Mike Ditka's, and many more outside the country.
I'm reaching out to extend an invitation to let me know of any high-end steak
and other various options you would be interested in.
Oh, I know.
These orders can be delivered to whatever address you like.
I've been a huge fan since before y'all had Cardi on
and just moved up to the $50 tier,
not because I got it like that,
but because I love the show,
the network, and the growth.
The growth to what Joe has become.
And I fuck with it heavy.
I'm receiving them.
I am the receiving manager of the company.
So any product that we buy needs to get put into the system before we ship it anywhere
around the world.
If you're interested, I would love to help and be an asset.
Wow, man.
Yeah.
All right.
Yes.
You know, he just said, but don't worry about it.
We're skipping over. Listen, no, I don't even want that part to Wow, man. Yeah. All right, time out. PS. You know what he just said, but don't worry about it. We're skipping over that.
Yo, listen, no,
I don't even want
that part to air, bro.
It's very identifiable
who this person is
just off of the
contact clues he gave,
and I don't want
to lose his job, man.
He wrote it in.
You know what I'm saying?
Call it his shit, man.
No, no, no.
He's just saying
he made it clear
what his position is
at the company.
He's saying his position,
the company,
and what he...
Nigga, who gives a...
He want to give us
free posters. Yeah, fuck it. You talking about... And that won't last long. PS, don't let Ish The position, the company, like, and what he... Nigga, who gives a... He want to give us free pauses.
Yeah, fuck it.
You talking about...
And that won't last long.
P.S.
Don't let Ish eat any of the steak well done.
And we also have Oxtail.
I rock with y'all super happy and I'm happy to be part of the show, T.
I firmly believe in supporting others through your actions and not just your words.
Love.
P.S.
There are so many different variation pods y'all can branch into now.
You could do Flip the Father with all the fathers on the show.
Y'all could do a couple steps closer to a gambling pod with those who actually fuck with sports.
I love everything y'all put out. Ain't Nobody by Shaka has to be my favorite song that Joe plays.
It's perfect for him.
Salute. Salute.
Thank you, man.
I'll hit you up about some meat. Pause.
Hey. Pause. Pause. You can. Salute. Thank you, man. I'll hit you up about some meat. Pause. Hey.
Pause.
You can't say that.
It's a holiday weekend, man.
I get it.
All right, I'll go to somebody named Brandon Flores.
I'll give you another one.
Brandon, what's up?
This one is short.
Would the guys in the room feel some type of way if your wife didn't want to make your
first son a junior?
Yes.
No. Is my answer. I don't want your first son a junior? Yes. No.
Is my answer.
I don't want my first son a junior.
Yeah, I don't know if I do either.
That didn't answer the question.
But no.
Y'all are good at that.
No, I'm saying no.
I said no first.
In the event that you did want your son to be a junior
and your wife objected,
how would you feel about that?
I might feel tight about that.
I feel tight about that.
I feel tight initially.
You would, right?
Yeah.
If I wanted that and she was adamant against it,
yeah.
Yeah.
But,
not anymore.
Because she can girl junior
if she wants to.
Always there when you call.
All right,
we're on a roll,
so I'll give you one more.
All right.
Oh, shit.
MC McCrone?
Okay.
I have a question
about the Lil Durk comments
in the album.
I know I'm asking
a room full of civilians,
but I have a question about the street code comments in the album. I know I'm asking a room full of civilians, but I have a question about the street code.
Is collaborating with a racist more acceptable in street culture than collaborating with a rat?
Yep.
I'm not a Gunna fan, so this isn't a cap.
But Morgan Wallen was on video calling his black friend a pussy ass nigger.
Is that okay?
But being a rat isn't.
a pussy ass nigger.
Is that okay?
But being a rat isn't.
If it's a label situation and the label tells him
to collab with Gunna,
does he do it
or does he have
a moral stance?
I can't see.
A moral stance on that
but not on racism.
Just a confused civilian.
Thanks guys and Mel.
I didn't even know that existed
so I'm a confused civilian now too.
I would say to answer this question
yeah
like he
the rat is more important to those of the street culture
they don't care about the racist
that answers that
what Hov told y'all
Zimmerman's still walking around
she had to say but it's the truth
Hov told y'all Go kill him
That's what he told y'all to do
And the streets got mad at him
Yeah that's why
I'm done giving advice
I'm done giving advice
What I'm just saying though
Like you know
The streets
Nevermind
Cause this is fun weekend
Nevermind
Shout out to you Ice
Shout out to the civilians man
Civilians We can listen to the rats the racists don't matter
to us all right let's see if i have a sleeper do i have something that you guys possibly have
been sleeping on no stay right there and find out all right right, I'm keeping it home, team.
I'm keeping it home, team.
I'm playing friend of the show, family of the show,
part of the show, my man Imani.
Hey, what up?
What up, T?
And I'm playing.
This record is by Imani, it's called Belongs To You Strip club anthem of mine when I'm on the highway, here we go
Imani, call Karan, man
Get the band back together, get SLV back
A little three-pack real quick
Fuck they talkin' bout?
I'm the man, but you already know by now
Came to see, you take it all off of me
I'm on you, spread your legs
Like you jumpin' 23
I know you not strippin' for free
I got bands like a drum and a beat and you
know If I throw all this money I probably could
pay for your ass And I ain't got email no bookings that's
up in your red pile But there's something about you that's been
making me want you so bad Come work for this money I reserved a spot right in front of you I'm throwing these ones and it's just us
two Do I have to do this every time to stay on
your mind?
Cause if I do, I will, I will Girl, the stage belongs to you
And every single one don't wanna buy it back
If I leave, are you coming too?
Well, tonight's the night you do
Well, tonight's the night you know
Well, tonight's the night you know? What tonight's the night you know?
What tonight's the night you know? I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- I'm jealous don't want no one on your body If only I can make this dance so private
I taste it already If I throw all this money I probably could
pay for your ass And I ain't got even no bookends or something
you're in But there's something about you that's been
making me want you so bad So come work for this money
I'll serve the spot right in front of you
I'm pulling these ones and it's just us two
We'll have to do this every time
So stay on your mind
Cause if I do, I will, I will
Girl, this stage belongs to you
Monty Rekha sound different when Joe Budden ain't doing them low vocals
And I ain't adding them bottoms in them bars
But tonight's the night
Yeah, nigga, fuck out of here
Tonight's the night
Tonight's the night Yeah, nigga, fuck out of here, E.
The stage belongs to you And every single Glow on your body
Babe
If I leave you alone
Well tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight Tonight You should go to the ATM You should bring some more money out here
I'm sorry
Oh shit
And Imani walks in
I was just talking about your back
Tell him keep that same energy now
Tell him you here now
Cause you on this song
Talking about
And every single
I throw on your body
Babe
That's a lie
Like that mean you ain't
Thrown enough money It don't all land on a body now Some get on's a lie. That mean you ain't throwing enough money.
It don't all land on a body now.
Some get on the floor, some get on that thug nigga over there.
And now he mad.
You got to apologize.
Oh, man, now my bad.
My bad, dude.
I didn't mean to make it rain on you.
No, you got it.
I didn't mean he was a bitch ass nigga.
Shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Uh-uh. All right, my sleeper is called Not Verified.
Oh, not me.
The artist's name is Eastward, and that's E-A-5-T-W-A-R-D. Bitch that rehab and retail And I come from New Orleans, that water polluted
They using hot pistols to deep fry
They think it is easy to see from where the pack of niggas like this keep on exemplify
And I used to be heartless, but now I'm a father, so I could care less if you criticize
I know a few rappers on IG with blue checks, but in the streets, them niggas not verified
But don't think that it's sweet, cause you don't see the heat, boy, I keep me some shooters on standby
And oh baby, whenever I step, you know it's a must that I got a landmine
They say real niggas do homicides, they say a coward dies thousand times
Sound like the meme and somebody lied, all the streets got you niggas do homicides They say a coward dies thousand times Sound like the mean man somebody lied All the streets got you niggas hypnotized
And the way I been stacking it ain't got no magic I turn my G-Shot to petite
And my shawty a vegan but lately we beefing I'm thinking she need us some meat
I've been smoking on sour while she in the shower And bagging her bricks in the suites
And it's been by the week and I think I moved 70s And it's got me on repeat
And if you fucking with, that shit really whack
And homie, you cannot be a hundred
If I feel depressed, then I need a comment
I swear to God, make it mean somethin'
All this shit, all I'm makin' mean stuff
And once I pull your card, have your team bluffin'
He a powderhead, let the team dust him
When they come around, they ain't seen nothin'
I can remember when street shit was confidential
And fuckin' with rats was detrimental And a stand up nigga was monumental
So you getting hit just an incidental The shot between your block to an instrumental
Could've came through the front but I played the window
And I'm guessing you didn't get the memo That I'm fundamental when working the pistol
And I come from the water, that water polluted They using hot pistols to deep fry
He think and he see cause he run with a pack of niggas
Like this key won't exemplify And I used to be heartless but now I'm a father Polluted, they're using hot pisses to deep fry. He dank and he secants. He run with a pack of niggas like his keyboard exemplified.
And I used to be heartless, but now I'm a father.
So I could give a fuck how you criticize.
I know a few rappers on IG with blue checks.
But in the streets, them niggas not verified.
In the streets, them niggas not verified.
And that record is not verified by East Ward.
That's tough.
I'm still on Belly's up, man.
I'm playing New Money, Old Devils.
All right. Like a demon, she been dealing with her own devils Hurt like the stones, that's on the gold bezel
Cold metal sat on my waist, case they don't know better
Penthouse at the rich, she on her own level
New money bring out the old devils
New money bring out the old devils
They told me not to stoop to his level, I'm from the bottom, so
I was on a stoop with the devils, Gamora, Sodom, Rome
Let attention get to his head, you know I got him, no
Who's really fucking' with me?
Nada, I'm alone, I fathered a lot of clones
Got a private home to do acid and play the xylophone
All this powder got him grindin' on his bottom row
Sniffin' Hillary, I knew that shit would rot him, no
25 years worth of drugs in my follicles
Third eye view, third eye with the monocle
Fuckin' with me ain't economical
You never been stand-up, that shit really comical
I'm Mars like
Ha ha ha ha ha
Last giggle before
I would rather admire my idols from afar
Bizarre, we know you ain't hard cut the facade
Uh, we know you Aladdin playing Jafar
Syrup by the gallon you can fuck around in mud wrestle
Cocaine riding on a blood vessel
Scheming like a demon
She been dealing with her own devils
Heart like the stones
That's on the gold bezel
Cold metal sat on my waist
In case they don't know better
In house at the rich
She on her own level
New money bring out the old devils
New money bring out the old devils
That's Belly
New money, old devils
That album That album's absolutely fire too Yes it is Old Devils. That's Belly. New Money, Old Devils.
That album's absolutely fire, too.
Yes, it is.
And speaking of fire.
Yes, it is.
I had to hit Parks.
I didn't mean to interrupt y'all sleepers.
That Ketramine.
Ketramine.
It's hard.
That shit is fire. I was wrong.
Yeah.
I was wrong, yo.
I hit Parks the other day.
I was like, hey, yo, dawgs.
I put this shit on for a drive.
This whole album is fire.
Best drive ever.
What was they talking about?
Yeah.
Salahi hit me at like 3 in the morning or 2 in the morning.
Was like, yo, you might need to check that out before you.
I was like, I already did.
I was mad wrong.
This shit was a slap the whole way.
My vibe.
Totally my vibe.
Absolutely your vibe.
That shit.
House music or rapping on it.
Like, bruh. I'm not even a house music fan, on it like bra I'm not even a
house music fan but that that mesh I like up yeah it feels good here up
tempo right I fucked I'm sorry I was wrong you're wrong I was wrong okay
roll and shout the soleil he sent me some of the baby are sick. I sent my baby back without them.
Oh, no.
No, no.
They are so fire, I kept them in my house.
That's hilarious.
Y'all don't really want to buy.
Nope.
I opened that shit up.
I said, oh, my God, my baby is going to be so
happy. He's going to kill it at school.
And I thought further.
Put them same old ass
kicks.
Said that nigga to
his mama.
Tried to have a talk at the door. She put her hand
on the door. I was like, alright.
Oh, shit.
Go ahead. I'll her hand on the door. I said, all right. Oh, shit. Where?
All right, Ben.
All right, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm shaking.
Go ahead.
So who's next?
Don't put your hand on the door while I'm trying to talk to you about our kid, nigga.
Mel, what they sleeping on?
Now I'm going to just make them walk to the door.
Go ahead, nigga.
Go ahead and walk over.
All right, what's up?
Nothing.
I'm waiting for Mel to sleep.
I'll be on the ledge.
Way out there, too.
You feel me, though.
Mel, what you doing? Why don't you put your hand on the door while I'm talking?
While I'm talking, too.
Like, are you done?
No.
Wait, nigga.
You think that's funny?
It works.
You think.
You laughing.
I don't think.
Listen.
You laughing. I don't have a kid. I don't think. You laughing.
I don't have a kid.
I don't know.
And then when you say something, you look stupid because I'm just resting my arm.
She got me.
Fuck.
Go ahead, man.
Did you get it, Parks?
I did.
Okay.
It's My Sleeper is Light by Odessa featuring Little Dragon.
All right.
She all that.
Jazz on my face. I gave my cards away, we lose a game for you Each second slipped away, didn't know what to do
Was always trying secrets for you all
My clothes will always fall and on your floor
A reckless heart can never be much more
I'm always looking late
Running through the front gate La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la La la la la la la ស្រូវាប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ព Wait, wait, wait A trip surreal, so high
We flew right through the roof
Those nights you never came home
I stayed up late and you
Was always minding bones and math books
My idols were the clever, fast crooks
This reckless hunt could never be much more
Ooh, I always snuck in late
Pushing through the front gate
Flying on forever
Flying on forever
That's Light by Odessa and Little Dragon.
Who is your favorite group, right?
Little Dragon?
Mm-hmm.
Pass the wire, please.
I like it.
It's a vibe.
Thank y'all.
I'm going back to Jamaica again.
Let's go.
My Caribbean roots.
It's a record from Ding Dong called Bounce.
Ravens, we taking over.
Half of the show, it's half the party.
Half of the party, it's hotel lobby.
Yes.
Half of the energy, we're going to unsplit.
And after a couple of moments, I'll forget it. Yes, ma. But if you took the kid, that money I spent. Yes! We'll be sad, go mad then Beat them like a whip in a me hand Me nah look no friend No for them, you hear a talk when them see we them Nah, they nothing Bums
Hop
Make sure you swing your wand then
When them come to you with argument
Make sure you run them
I pay a living life
I make money, we nah nuff problem
I bag a chat and make her say them bad
We nah look at them
Bums
Woo
Where's that?
Say you fee bums
Woo
Woo, bums
Bums
Woo
Where's that?
Say you fee bums
Woo
Go for that
Tyree, mmm Try your bums Go for it!
Tyree, try your bums to this
Uptown dancers, we are no duns to this
Dancing a just fun, it a no mathematics
Anyway, mi go mi a di general inna this
But as ken, mi a beg a touch a gyal e fi mi
Inna a side, tell a se me se fi come a to mi
Fish are ebbe TC, am pretty pretty
And fi di touch e mi go tell me se dem wa money
So watch your bums, hop, skip your way, leave me there
Swing your one from left to right, me know this I go mad there
Beat them like a whipping on me and me nah look no friend
No for them, you hear I talk when them see we them not enough there
Boom, hop, make sure you swing your one there
When them come to you with argument, make sure you run them
I pay a little life, I make money, we nah no problem
I bag a chat and make her say them bad, we nah look at that
Peace love, I bag a girl, I cuss her, me nah my own Say them bad We're not look at that Pizzle of a bag of yellow Cause I'm in a Miami
Said them off to take me
Throw them can't run
Me calla me
Foot of Russia
Girl I hate things
Me pay for the Louisville
And you just barely start
And them I'm ball
And I'm a sick away
Cut me now and say
For not dancing
And see run out of me
Legend for the new school
Occidental
Says I'm a Italy
Cool to call for teacher
Fling your shoulders
Over Germany
Ding dong in every
Picnic vein
So now them can't get
Three down
Watch your moves
Hop
Skip your wedding
And then
Swing your one from the...
Hey, yo, thank you.
Shout out to Ding Dong.
He will be on Improv or Improv
teaching us how to do the dance.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, hold on.
Excuse me.
Whoa, whoa.
He's one of the biggest artists in Jamaica.
Chill out.
Watch your mouth.
That's my man.
Don't play.
Where the wire at?
Shout out to my man, Ding Dong.
Get that wire, big male.
Shout out to my man, Ding Dong.
See you soon, bro.
Get that wire, big male.
Yeah.
Hold up. You always against me for no reason. Give me that wire, big male. Yeah. Hold up.
You always against me for no reason.
I didn't even say nothing about your shit.
Yeah, that's what I told my man.
You inspired me to fucking get the vibes going.
Come on, man.
What the fuck do you think I'm talking about?
Brooklyn!
Eastern Parkway Memorial Day weekend!
Oh, it's Labor Day weekend. we're still So what, so what
They know the vibes, hold up
Come on, man
Come on, man, come on, man
Shout out to the Brooklyn bitches that be putting me on' walk up off the street, I mean that's a thing song
We be people, your mother tell ya keep fine
We be tech full of our mind, we smile
We through the micka, he coming on the enemy
We be the man that's coming for me
Keep it low, buy it, I seen it coming back down
We be the man that's coming for me
I said we shoot out B and pick up another G
Make a mama X, she be playing this shit with me like
Ha, you missin' this Tell her pussy real awful This shit is fire. You playing this shit with me like cops. You missing this. Nah, this is it.
The kids know.
They know.
Hey, hey, hey.
Nah, you wildin'.
Shut up, my little.
Look at the trainer.
Look at the trainer.
Did you see that?
Hey, hey, hey.
Whole ass.
Join in.
I'm spitting.
All right, nah, chill.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm proud of you, son. You shit on me. You deserve to go today. You deserve that shit lit. I'm trying to get I ain't gonna lie, I'm proud of you, son.
You should know me.
You deserve to take off today.
You deserve that chalet.
I'm trying to get y'all to take off.
Why you want me to take off?
What you got planned, yo?
That's the thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me just tell y'all,
Flip is trying to take over my network.
As he should go.
They should not try to take over my network.
I'm trying to learn.
No, you're trying to do a little more than network. I'm trying to learn. No, you're trying to do a little more than learn.
You're trying to take over my shit.
Nigga, you lowkey know what I'm saying.
But I like what you're doing.
I like what you're doing and I'm making a lot of money.
I'm not going to stop you.
I just feel like you know what it is though.
My shit breaking records.
I love, you know, you inspire me, right?
You, your beautiful relationship inspires me because the teamwork is amazing.
So I just feel like, you know, instead of sitting there all day, just go have fun.
Yo, you know, I want to shout out to my baby on Memorial Day weekend, first of all.
Let me pour it.
Ah!
Hey!
Nah, let me pour it.
Let me pour it on right quick.
Listen, my girl took a flight earlier in the week,
popped up to the job for a date.
And you appreciate that because you said the last part.
I appreciate it because I'm not cheating.
When I was cheating, the pop-ups used to be.
Oh my god.
And she would always find some shit, too.
I love you, baby.
Hey, yo, before the kids came over, he was like,
that was him.
Now the pop-up come. She came Tuesday. She come back Friday. He was hyping this shit. I'm you, baby. I love you, baby. Now the pop-up come.
She came Tuesday.
She coming back Friday.
He was hyping this shit.
I'm like, what?
I was excited.
I was excited about that.
Listen, I like the whole,
you know what I mean,
lay next to somebody you love,
talk some shit
with the potential
of spontaneous sex,
go to the fridge late night,
eat some snacks,
channel surf,
argue over what you're gonna watch
that shit is a vibe little footsies scratching me yo get your big ass your toe scratching my
shit that shit is a vibe a little bit i like when i'm in the bathroom four in the morning i'm sick
i hear somebody oh you good oh i like that i'll be in a bathroom dying at 4 in the morning.
What is this me?
Loneliness.
Loneliness.
I seen a doctor, right?
Doctor's on Instagram.
He's arguing that loneliness for humans is just as impactful to our physical health as smoking cigarettes.
I've heard that.
I heard that before.
And then he had stats to back it up. He was like 30% more likely to have a stroke or a heart attack if you're lonely.
So shout out to the people out there combating loneliness.
And shout out to the rest of us that's outside.
You know what the fuck is going on?
You know the vibe.
My mama gave birth to a winner.
I got a winner.
What we doing, man?
Somebody better make me a fucking glitzy this week.
I'm not playing with y'all.
Okay, come on.
A hot dog.
Only New Yorkers have a thing about...
Huh?
What you put on a glizzy?
Everything.
And he swallowed it whole.
He swallowed a whole glizzy.
You don't even chew your shit, right?
He don't even want no bun with it.
You ever had like a miniature glizzy?
You like miniature glizzies?
He don't even want no bun with it.
I mean, yo, I mean, ice.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Paul.
You want the bunless glizzy.
You're disgusting.
Whatever it is, he'll be ashamed of you.
Whatever it is, he'll be ashamed of you, yo.
Mel, what you doing?
Hard to believe you're going to be lonely this weekend.
She is.
Central Park.
Mudgee, you've been thirst trapping on the gram.
You're dying to catch something.
Barbecue. Everyday People is on Monday. been thirst-trapping on the gram you're dying to catch something barbecue um
everyday people is on Monday oh no that is oh we gotta what is that in our three
you want to tell us the everyday people is Monday what the fuck is everyday
people chef roble and the whole crew who Who is? I don't know who that is. Yeah. Wait, Chef Roble, what are you doing?
Am I smoking crack right now?
I don't know what you're doing.
Let's research, I'm gonna play some music.
You don't know what Everyday People is?
I do, but I don't know what that has to do
with Chef Roble.
Oh, he's like one of the founding members
of Everyday People.
Oh, fuck.
He has my back.
Yeah.
It's Everyday People.
Yeah.
Is he cooking?
I don't understand what the Everyday People
was a big
it's a big function
I went a few years ago
it'd be vendors
and performers
and speakers
and
well no speakers
it's a party
it's gonna be in Brooklyn
it's in Bushwick
as a matter of fact
oh sorry
East Williamsburg
is that what they
fucking call it now
Bushwick
get the fuck out of here
but yeah
my man was explaining
something
you just interrupted him
and just inserted you.
Yes, you did. And maybe I had it wrong.
It's no speakers. It's just a party.
A vibe. It's a vibe. And they've been taking
it globally. Are you going there
with Sabrina? As a matter of fact, yes.
We can tell. As a matter of fact,
yes. Me and Sabrina will be rolling.
Yeah, because I'm fucking it up.
I'm looking this up. So there's a couple of
different things.
Everyday People, the 27th, is at Rockefeller Skating Rink.
Yeah, Everyday People is more than one day and one big party.
And the 29th is Everyday Africa.
Afrique.
That's what you're talking about.
Okay.
When it started, like over a decade ago, it was just a fucking party. That was
it. And it was in New York and that's it. But since
then, they have brought it to Africa.
They've brought it to London. They've brought it all over
the states. It's fun. I'm going.
This skating shit looks fire. Yeah. Also,
you didn't tell us about the polo.
Oh, and the, well, that's
next weekend, but it's the
Vuv Clico polo match that's next
weekend. Have you ever heard of it no we're not as cold I know is the shirt okay
well is the Vuv Clicquot polo match that happens yearly here in New York City I
don't even know how to pronounce that so right now yeah I know the bottle. I got a bottle of this. Shut up, guys. No, it's, yeah, it's next weekend.
Say that one more time, though.
The Vuv Clico Polo Max.
Vuv Clico.
Yeah.
Vuv.
You got it.
Yeah.
We're not as close as you think we are.
I am shocked you guys have never walked.
When I walked in today, man, I was like, oh, my God, this weekend, are you going to the
Vuv Clico Polo, the polo horse racing this weekend?
I was like, nah, nigga.
I saw a nigga in Queens with a horse yesterday riding.
I followed him.
The horse was trying to get him off.
Amazingly.
I couldn't believe it.
You see that shit in Philly all the time, bro.
Are you allowed to ride a horse in the street?
I thought they stopped it.
They ride horses in Philly like they scooters.
They're allowed to?
I thought it was against the law.
I'm serious.
I have to see this.
No, it's true.
Manhattan.
Manhattan only. Hood niggas, though. I saw a nigga in have to see this. No, it's true. Manhattan. Manhattan only.
Hood niggas, though.
I saw a nigga in Queens.
The horse was trying to get him off, turn, and he couldn't turn.
I'm like, look at this idiot.
I was on live.
Look at him.
Oh, shit.
Yo, I want to tell y'all, it's Memorial Day weekend.
Yes.
Please be safe.
Be safe. Be responsible.
Please.
You know what I mean?
She can get crazy if you let it.
Be aware of your surroundings,
who you with.
Salute to all the service members
that lost their lives.
That's the whole point of the weekend.
Facts.
Yes.
And the families of those
and friends of those.
That's a piece of my family.
No doubt.
Big facts.
And yeah, please be safe, man.
On the news this morning,
niggas did a drive by
In Washington Heights
You know niggas
Start bugging early
Yeah
And they investigating
That cop
And that clip that went viral
Of the
Explore
The cop
Explorer
Trying to get the moped
Off of the van wick
I don't know if y'all saw that
Oh I did see that
I did see that
Nah what did he do
He was trying to get a moped
Off of the highway
Cause it's illegal
To be on the highway
On a moped And he was just swerving He was trying to get a moped off of the highway because it's illegal to be on the highway on a moped.
And he was just swerving.
He was trying to corner him and push him off.
But you're endangering the lives of other people driving on the highway.
If this was reckless or you following protocol, what are you doing?
This should not go viral.
You're doing this to get a moped off the street.
The guy didn't get hurt though, right?
The moped?
No, thank God.
Okay.
Thank God.
But still, we're investigating this matter.
Yes.
Yo, in the meantime, enjoy your family.
Enjoy your friends, your girl, your wife, your husband.
Your boyfriend.
Yo.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Sick beats?
It's a holiday weekend, man.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
My bitch, you a dude.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci. Hasta la vista. so long, goodbye, au revoir.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass,
so let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
While we on that topic, Ian, I owe you a public apology.
My mom said you were right to overreact about those headaches.
She told me next time I get a headache, run my ass to the emergency room.
Facts.
That was your tip?
You want me to apologize?
I said, you want me to go to the emergency room and tell them I got a headache the wrong time?
She said, yeah.
So, that's what it is.
Yeah.
Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels.
I'm sure he had a headache.
Let's not sleep.
Let's not sleep on our health.
Health is wealth
Sitting down is the new smoking
Hold it down out there
Enjoy your barbecues
Enjoy your families
Enjoy your pets
Enjoy your children
Have a blast
Unless you don't wanna enjoy them
Bitch, I know you here in spirit, man.
We'll see you soon, buddy.
I know you going to some white cookout this weekend.
Getting some fucking casseroles and shit.
I'm on that nigga, Graham.
Don't tell me you sick.
I'm watching this, Graham.
There's going to be some raisins and something.
Oh, for sure.
For sure.
Raisins and something.
S'mores?
My mamma had that.
Nose your butt.
Not for daddy.
J-B-P, J-B-P.
Where would you be without the J-B-P?
And it's a wrap.