The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 631 | "Pizza Pizza"
Episode Date: May 31, 2023The Bionic Six returns following the Memorial Day weekend as they begin by discussing the news of alleged real estate scamming surrounding DJ Envy and his business partner (21:30). Meek Mill goes on a... Twitter rant and calls DJ Drama (52:00), former football player Travis Rudolph’s murder trial is underway (1:14:56), and **SPOILER ALERT** unpacking Succession’s series finale (1:21:05). Also, the gang reacts to Miami beating Boston in game 7 (1:33:27), Melyssa shares a story from her weekend at the Rockefeller Center (2:04:10), Part of the Show returns (2:21:08), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Devon Gilfillian - “Right Kind Of Crazy” Ice | Pusha T (feat. Kanye West) - “Dreamin Of The Past” Parks | Crown & The J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League - “Stick Around” Ish | Kevin Ross - “Don’t Pretend” Melyssa | Arlo Parks - “Devotion”
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I mean, ask if everyone else is ready.
Is everyone ready?
Yes, sir.
I am ready.
We got the six back.
Huh?
Huh?
What's up, Ish?
Good day, sir.
Feeling better?
Cool.
I was vacationing.
I mean, I'm sorry.
How was your trip?
My bad.
Went to the Turks?
Hawaii? He wasn't Went to the Turks? Hawaii?
He wasn't sick.
Bora Bora?
Bora Bora?
That's the old trick we used to do in corporate.
Call out, you know, for the holiday weekend.
Extend that shit out.
I said we used to do it in corporate.
So, you know, salute.
How was your trip?
Like he said.
I'm a dishonest guy.
It's cool, though.
I'm well.
The trip was good?
Yo, go ahead, man. What color was it was the same can you just i was in newark it was mud digga
all right next time you decide i got a newark and borobor
can you communicate with us so we all could be on the same page
put that out there i was gonna they was going to. Yeah, no, they was tight. I was going to come to work.
They was tight.
Yo, the boss told me.
No, they was tight.
No, you hear what he said?
Yo, if one more of y'all would've called out,
I would've just said, you know what?
Yeah, facts.
You gotta keep us in the loop.
Yeah, yeah.
Chuck is like, I'm feeling a little unwell, too.
I'ma put him right on Cassidy, Paul.
Unwell.
Yo, it's hitting me now.
Yeah.
Yeah, man was coughing on me for seven years.
On an unreleased episode that probably will not be released.
Are you feeling better?
Yeah, I'm cool.
Don't be hitting ice with that.
Your man was though.
But I'm cool.
You coughed that way.
Can you stop referencing the man that is never going to be seen?
Shit.
Thank you. I'm glad you're doing well. Glad you're back. going to be seen. Shit. Thank you.
I'm glad you're doing well.
Glad you're back.
Glad to be here.
How was everyone's weekend, man?
Good, man.
These niggas look mad they had to work.
Yeah.
I was actually glad you had to come in.
Glad to get in here today.
Oh, no, I'm good.
I had a nice, peaceful, quiet weekend.
Exact opposite of what I expected it to be,
but it was perfect.
So sometimes you need that I'm cool bro
I couldn't wait to get in here
I was outside
Niggas don't cook
Niggas don't do the cookouts
No more fam
Who?
Oh pardon me
I was at cookouts all weekend
Lamb chop Larry over here
Pardon me
I was at cookouts all weekend
I went to a lot of cookouts too
You did?
Yeah
Yeah
My friend group just asked
Sounds like it.
That might be it.
Well, that's the harsh realization at our age.
When you start getting older and niggas ain't married,
yo, it's some bullshit.
I used to get invited to 77 cookouts.
Now I'd be like, uh, what you doing today?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's some bullshit.
I got one little text from Nat and Rachel
that don't count.
They live together.
Yo, we decided to do some last minute
barbecue shit
pop up
if you're free
so I laughed
because that meant
that they was feeling
like I was feeling
everybody ain't got
no cookout
took it upon themselves
to go get some hot dogs
yeah
boiling some hot dogs
to make it feel like
it's boiling
oh shit
we had hot dogs though
we had hot dogs
right there they had the Nathan's stand by Louis Vuitton to make it feel like it. Boy. Oh, shit. We had hot dogs, though. We had hot dogs.
Right there.
They had the Nathan's stand by Louis Vuitton.
They got designer hot dogs, man.
Wow, it's good.
The Nathan's stands is good.
The Nathan's stands are great.
Yes, it is.
The Nathan's, A1.
The buns,
we're going to have to talk about one day.
Yeah, I agree with that.
They can't be across from Louis Vuitton
right in front of Van Cleef.
Nathan's tasting like heaven
with the bread that crumbled.
Yeah.
If that shit break up
as soon as you...
That's an old bread.
It is.
Yeah, but they got to stop.
You're charged me $17
for two hot dogs.
It's not play with me.
Give me potato bread.
It's not play with me.
You can't even taste a hot dog
if it got shitty bread.
Oh, I'm glad you asked.
Me and my foodie-ass, head-ass girl took the hot dog right out the bread. No, I'm glad you asked. Me and my foodie ass, head ass girl
took the hot dog right
out the bread. No, you didn't.
Why we didn't?
With the toppings. Onions on my
hands.
You went wrong with the
glizzy?
You went wrong with the glizzy.
You went wrong with the toppings.
Glizzy got you.
Did I just say I mess with it? I, with the toppings. Yo, yo. The glizzy got me. Disgusting, yo. Did I just say to mess with it?
I hate New York comedy.
I don't like New York comedy.
You went raw.
Yes, I took the hot dog from the bun.
He went raw.
With all of the toppings.
And in the middle of Fifth Avenue in the street,
dangled it in the air.
So you about to eat the glizzy, and you took it off.
Bare hand in the glizzy.
Yo, love, y'all making me mad, yo.
Y'all making me mad. Yo. Y'all making me mad.
Yo, find me these niggas, yo.
You got the hand job.
Find me two niggas.
Find me that nigga that can say I told him.
Dead ass.
And find me that nigga that can say he stuck his dick in me.
Nah, that's dead ass.
What?
You know who that is, so.
I have no idea who that is, nor do I care to know who that is.
Pause.
Nah, on God.
Yo, he just wake up and just be like, let me just say that.
I don't know what that is.
Do me two favors.
Nah, do me a favor.
Find me two niggas.
Find me these niggas.
Find me that nigga that can say I told on him, and find me that nigga that can say he
stuck his dick in me.
What?
Bro, what are you talking about, man?
Bro, I'm out, man.
I'm out.
Strip it.
Yeah, we got it. We got it? Bro, I'm out, man.
I'm stripping.
We got him. We fucking got him.
Anyways, yes, that's how we ate the hot dogs.
So after you faced the Glizzy Raw, you wiped your hands and stuff?
After you faced the Glizzy Raw.
That's what you did. That's what you did. That's what you did.
He went straight for the orange.
He went with the glizzy.
He went commando on the glizzy.
In the street, you should have did that.
Y'all can't peer pressure me with this super masculine shit.
They tried it all through school.
It never worked.
It never worked.
How much toppers you had on it?
You don't know how many holes a pussy has?
All that stupid shit.
I'm in the third grade.
How much toppers?
No, nigga.
I'm a third grad. No, nigga.
I'm a third grader.
How much toppings?
The toppings is going to dictate your status.
How much toppings you had?
How much toppings you had?
Yo, look at y'all coming back for a memorial. He's trying to avoid it.
He's trying to avoid it.
How much toppings?
Why would I try to avoid it?
I love toppings.
How did you hold the glizzy is a bigger question.
Yo, ketchup, mustard.
You know why you phoned me?
You was with me on this Nathan stuff.
Now look.
Now you backed off.
He was with the bun, though.
Now you backed off.
Anyway.
He was with the buns?
I had a great time on Sunday
and I ate a hot dog as well.
Hey, yo, Nathan,
please get potato bread.
Enough.
Like, we try to enjoy it.
That's going to fuck with
the bottom line.
Yeah. The profit margin. Is it their own bun line they have? No, profit margin. Like, we try to enjoy it. That's going to fuck what they are. Bottom line. Yeah.
Is it their own
bottom line they have?
No, profit margin.
No, profit margin.
They buying the 99 cent.
The 27 cent.
They doing that shit
on purpose.
Yeah.
You don't think
they'll kill you?
Yo, the older you get,
yo, you realize
the business
or the scam
and everything
and it makes things
a little tougher.
We are going to get to that.
That's a fact. That's a fact. We are going to get to that. That's a fact.
That's a fact.
We are going to get to it.
Are we done?
Well, you ain't answer this question, but I guess we are done though.
Onion, sauerkraut, ketchup, mustard.
Those ain't really toppings.
No, they are.
Why would I be lying about sauerkraut?
No, you lying that you held it in your hand and had the sauerkraut dripping down your wrist.
He probably licked his arm, too.
This nigga nasty.
You don't listen well.
I never said I did that.
I said I dangled
that motherfucker
with the topper.
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Yes I'm glad everybody had a great one
And Sade still next to you?
What you doing at? still next to you?
What you doing at?
She's a partner.
I'm just saying, does she support that?
Where does she stand?
Over there.
You got a rider, son.
I'm going to go look in this window over there.
You stand over here.
You got a rider.
She stood next to you while you did that fallacious,
felonious, salacious, crazy tactic.
She's a rider.
Fallacious.
Oh, man, that boy been in the...
Ooh, salacious.
Now y'all back friends.
Fuck out of here, nigga.
Now look at these two, nigga.
You see them dapping and shit.
Oh, man.
Oh, I got a good joke.
I got a good one.
Stop, I'm sorry.
Anyway.
Do I want to get turned up today?
Nah.
Please do.
Nah, I got my Ada blog going.
Classic.
I got my Ada blog going. Yeah, nigga. That little pretty eye shit don't work to get turned up today. Nah. Please do it. Nah, I got my Ada blog going. Classic. I got my Ada blog going.
Yeah, nigga.
That little pretty ass shit don't work with me, nigga.
I would hope not.
Please tell me it don't work.
Is, don't act like we wasn't.
You know what?
I was not doing it.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, Is, you still, what?
Yo.
Yo, split the glizzy.
I think y'all are really immature.
I'm going to start. Nah, they did the whole lady in the church shit with the glizzy. But man, how was y'all split the glizzy. I think y'all are really immature. I'm going to start.
Nah, they did the blood test.
You ain't eating the church shit with the glizzy.
But man, how was your...
Well, it could be beef.
I don't eat that.
It could be chicken.
You niggas is nuts.
I don't eat hot dogs.
You had a vegan glizzy?
But hold on.
Can I say one thing, Joe?
I'm upset because the Nathan's one that took over.
Because you know, the other hot dog stands,
they are substituting the beef with the chicken.
I'm upset about that.
Smart.
Talk about that the next time.
I don't like that
because the chicken tastes different.
I got to go to the Nathan's stand.
That's why I go there with you now.
Yo, they had the Louis Vuitton
stamped on the,
you know what I mean?
Yes, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I'm on a gram, dog.
You got it, dog.
You ain't do that Memorial Day?
You ain't say nothing? Oh, I mean, I was letting him talk about his gl You got it, dog. You didn't do that Memorial Day? You didn't say nothing?
Oh, I mean, I was letting him talk about his glizzy.
Oh, shit.
I went roller skating at Rockefeller Center.
Salute, that's fire.
That's fire.
Yeah.
Everyday people had an event there.
Did you go backwards?
No.
I brought my roller blades, though.
I don't do roller skates.
No.
I would have ended up on my ass.
But yeah, that was fun.
That was dope, shout out to you.
You know how to go backwards?
No.
Oh, you know something.
No, I do not.
No, I know how to go forwards, sideways, shit like that.
Mel do all the Taurus shit.
Every time I see her she is on her tourist vibe
I am
I am
That is for sure
At Rockefeller Center
What?
It was an everyday people event
I don't really think that's touristy
Neither
Skating at Rockefeller Center is touristy
like by definition
it's not even an argument here
the only way you probably could get away with it
because it's not Christmas season and tree not lit
yeah so maybe it's not
and it was all black folks
what you trying to say black people can't be tourists?
no I'm not saying that I'm just saying that it was just like
the DJ was amazing
it was a really good event it It was a lot of fun.
Nice.
I was there until like about 2 o'clock in the morning.
I know.
I was outside, outside.
Uh-oh.
Way past my bedtime.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Okay.
Go ahead, girl.
Outside, outside.
Can you please just let it go, bro?
Come on, come on.
I'm starting.
I'm starting.
I'm starting.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can you please just let it go, bro? Come on, come on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was sitting in a dentist's office
and looked at an article that said,
how do lobsters grow?
I don't care how lobsters grow.
But I was interested in it.
And it points out that a lobster is a soft,
mushy animal that lives inside of a rigid shell.
That rigid shell does not expand.
Well, how can the lobster grow?
Well, as the lobster grows, that shell becomes very confining.
And the lobster feels itself under pressure and uncomfortable.
It goes under a rock formation to protect itself from predatory fish,
casts off the shell, and produces a new one.
Well, eventually, that shell becomes very
uncomfortable as it grows right back under the rocks. And the lobster repeats this numerous
times. The stimulus for the lobster to be able to grow is that it feels uncomfortable. Now if
lobsters had doctors they would never grow. I should be high. Because as soon as the lobster feels uncomfortable,
goes to the doctor, gets a Valium, gets a Percocet, feels fine.
Never gets off its shell.
So I think that we have to realize
is that we have to realize that times of stress
are also times that are signals for growth.
And if we use adversity properly, we can grow through adversity.
Because it's...
Talk that shit.
Still on my Memorial Day vibe right quick.
Just vibe.
Hey! Vibe right quick. Just vibe. Hey.
Man.
That was vibing.
What happened?
Yeah, what happened?
I cut it off because I love how we take mental health songs and party to them.
This song.
This girl is so depressed.
This shit is a slap.
I ain't even hear that.
I wouldn't know nothing about what she talk about.
This shit is fire.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
Brooklyn, what up?
New Japan.
Queens, what up?
Jersey, what up?
It go
Ayy
Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Vibe with me In bed, but my mind stay wondering
Overthinking, but I'd rather be sleeping
Grab a drink, I need escape now
247, I be in this state now
But I can no longer depend on it
I become my own insanity
I don't question my own sanity
Waiting to be saved, but I'd rather be
You know I'm about to die, baby
So you just walk me in
Or let them get to me
I'm just trying to be ready
Cause I call the law, but I'm getting away
I know you understand, I know you understand I've been drinking more alcohol for the past five days
Did you check on me?
Or did you look for me?
I walked in the room, eyes are red
And I don't smoke right now
Did you check on me?
Or did you notice me?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Did you check on me? Now did you notice me? Holy F***
F***
Fire
Fire in it
This shit shaking up the city
Early entry, we got a early entry
F***
F***
Fire Fire! Say your mad come reach back Tell her pussy we no gon' dip dock
Like Chinese war so they clip dock So be so fucking quick
Come with this dog You know I'm on a discharge
Man I big dog I saw ya disappear
Zydeco!
This is giving early up
I'ma walk up and kill a man and just I sing song
With the T for your mother tell her keep farm
Z-Tech full of amoebas
Zydeco! And if you with me tight I'ma know the enemy They ma free I'ma know the nurse Some of y'all wasn't so fortunate. Here they go.
This is giving early gallus vibes in New York.
Giving early gallus vibes
in New York.
I thought I was early.
I was a little late.
He was.
And I'm letting this rock, God damn it. Fuck is going on out there? I tell a pussy you're a half-wit with a TED talk But y'all other people are dead, dawg
But you don't keep in on your bed, cock
The Taliban's, them a mekwa
But y'all other fucks with a TED talk
But in this hour we end up
With a show of hands, you're clean up in a red cloth
We're all Taliban's like them near your show guns
Make you not sleep in your yard in four months
That's how we make people a more now Like enough for months I saw women people I'm gonna die
I guess what the whole house that's possible. I hear them issue about and if it's image of a we don't I mix
I'm not a politician with me. I got what out for killer for seat and for rounds
Remember my banking side. Let me get to it.
It's fire.
Shout out to those of y'all that are still traveling. Those of y'all in Miami, coming back from Mexico
Coming back from Vegas, LA, Atlanta, Houston, wherever you was at
We got a part to do, man Tell your people I'm dead up But you don't keep me in your bed cause The Taliban's, they my mekwa
We no laugh, we no teck-tock
Badness is where we end up
We no show people feelin' up in the red grass
Red grass, red grass, red grass, red grass
Red grass, red grass, red grass, red grass
Red grass, red grass, red grass, red grass
Oh man, what a vibe
What a vibe, I can't wait til my vacation
Oh man
I can't wait, I'm out of here pick the spot already in Jamaica. I had to book the shit ages ago
bungalow
Some shit out there on the water some
Bungalow is that what it's gonna be? She booked you it's bungalow
It's about what we got out there in Jamaica nice the duplex a little hut
Yeah, just give me this shit that look like the hut on the water with people bringing in some food and survive Nice. The duplex, yeah. The little hut. Two bucks. Yeah.
Just give me the shit that look like the hut on the water with people bringing in some
food and some vibe for me.
We gonna smoke that shit.
We don't start arguing.
Oh my God.
That shit gonna be a...
If we don't argue, that shit gonna be a vibe.
Go buy the drone.
Huh?
Go buy the drone.
Oh God.
I'm telling you.
And be that guy?
Shit is fun.
Who gonna work the drone?
One of y'all, nigga.
I ain't going on vacation to read the drone instructions.
Unless Erickson is coming.
Get the drone.
Get the drone and do what?
What?
If I get the drone, nigga, I'm going to be on Brazzers.
If I get the drone, I'm going to be on UJizz or some shit.
The drone can stay home.
Whatever I need to get, I can get right with this little iPhone.
Turn to the side.
Zoom.
Zoom in a little bit.
You know what I mean?
What episode is this?
631.
Welcome to episode six.
Damn.
God damn.
631 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
The beautiful Melissa Ford is here.
Big Flip is here.
Library is here.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Back from his little cold on a Friday, on a holiday weekend.
Holiday weekend Friday.
We got Ice here.
This guy, boy.
Parks, Paul, Corey, Erickson, Ian, Key.
JR's here.
How's everybody doing, man?
Good.
Great.
Amazing.
Amazing.
How are you doing?
How are you?
Good.
I'm real good.
I'm real good.
Refreshed, well-rested.
Good.
Feeling good about things I
Was sitting home
Peaceful not invited to no cookouts and nothing like that me and my baby
But it was like a holiday weekend so I was on had my phone in my hand
And I was waiting for somebody out there to give
me something because Memorial Day weekend I know somebody out there's
gonna do something stupid I wasn't looking for the drama I wasn't looking
for the shootouts and that bullshit niggas did in Hollywood Florida I wasn't
looking for none of that I was looking for my entertainment peers to really go out on the ledge and get fucked by, I don't know, somebody, a scammer.
Fly somebody out and they go bad.
Shoplift.
You know, I was waiting on something.
I'll give you something.
Yeah.
Sure enough, my man Envy came through.
Yeah, he did.
He was the only one.
Nobody else came through for me.
I didn't see it.
There's a little bit.
There's a little bit.
Oh, give it to me.
So where should we start?
We can start there,
but somebody else came through
with some drama for us.
No pun intended.
Oh, my man.
See, but I don't even count him.
That's my man.
That's my man.
Me can always give me a little something. Mr. Consistent. That's my man. Migo always give me a little something.
Mr. Consistent.
That's my man right there.
I like when he get on his phone.
He had a nigga, too.
He say, I love people that say what's really on their mind on the internet.
Yo, this is over a bitch.
I said, oh, I'd be so taken aback when I read these things.
That's what I mean.
Listen, where are we starting?
We're starting with Envy, right?
Yes.
What chapter?
I feel like we should start at the beginning.
It's a lot of things with Envy.
Him being accused of stealing with his partner, Caesar, in a scam, a real estate scam, they're saying.
Gunplay also had Envy involved.
When I first started with real estate, right, if you follow me, you know that I'm really cool with Clue.
I'm really cool with Fabulous.
I was really cool with Joe at one time. So when I started with the real Joe Joe button, Joe
core scabs and he said at once, I was I mean, we don't speak so I'm not going to have it.
Man, let me better play the facts. So when I first started, I call each one of them.
Right? I call clues my brother, my brother you're getting into real estate
They didn't understand it I remember calling Joe Joe me told Joe told me sound like a scam
And I called fab and fab didn't get it one that just in case I'm getting into real estate
I'm doing well, so why is stuff together two years? I didn't understand it. I remember calling Joe Joe me told Joe
Told me sound like a scam
Is that true did you tell him to sound like a scam no facts, okay, you know my big facts, okay
And what do you know and they would have gotten away with it too
and what do you know and they would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and that dog and that fucking dog but early in this clip
and this is what I mean about envy and we'll get to all the the Tony the closer
gunplay stuff but just early in this clip he says let me play it again just so I'm
clear in fact he said me and Joe don't speak you heard all right yes
think about don't speak right seeing somewhere me and flip had a conversation about this i think at
some point like how do you how do you say that you don't speak to somebody like say you haven't
spoken right but to say you don't speak is like a definite right there's certainty to that yes
so now let's go to later on in this clip a few years ago envy calls me as someone that he is not speaking to we have not spoken about anything and he calls me and starts talking about some real estate shit
for me that's odd we don't speak and now you calling me telling me that your man's with the
government and he could get the buildings and there's a list.
It'd be me, you, and Queen Latifah
and whatever the fuck he was saying
because I was walking my dog in the backyard.
I don't want to stop listening at this point.
But that just sounded fishy.
You give me some money.
We're going to take it.
We're going to get this.
We're going to get that.
In my brain, I didn't need to that wasn't how that wasn't where I was in my professional career where I needed to
take a lump sum of money and give it to somebody I wasn't speaking to to do some
real estate there's people in place to kind of advise me that way so I left it alone now Now we get to Envy and his business partner, Caesar.
Tony, the closer, if you're unaware, has been on top of this investigation.
We're going to use the term the word alleged because who the fuck knows?
But boy, is Tony the closer convincing.
And what he's saying is that Caesar, not Envy,
Caesar has been running around and taking money from people, scamming.
Selling people on something, taking their money,
and running off never to be seen or heard from.
That's what Tony the Closer is saying.
never to be seen or heard from.
That's what Tony the Closer is saying.
Now, he did hit me,
but I left it alone.
But he kept going.
Tony.
Tony hit me,
waved me in a private room to talk about, you know,
but I like to watch it bubble first.
And boy, did it bubble.
That number is rumored to be eight figures now.
That he ran off with.
That people are allegedly saying that they gave him under different pretenses.
And is it the likes of the people that you named
just a couple seconds ago?
I don't know who these people are.
That's Tony the Closer's thing.
But Caesar addressed it.
I want to read what he said.
Just so we're clear.
Y'all can talk while I do this, you know.
Well, as a real estate guy, I mean, is this something that kind of happens a lot?
I mean, it's a few different ways that you look at it.
Of course, I've been following it.
You have a whole bunch of people that say basically they invested money with Caesar and he was giving them a quality return.
Okay.
And then throughout, you know, you double down.
So if you give me $100,000 and I give you $120,000, $130,000 back, that's a great return.
That's a 20%, 30% return.
Got it.
If you get 20%, 30% of return on your money, you'll go far in this business, any business.
So they had a couple of people that said, y'all gave him $ he gave me 120 i gave him 100 he gave me 130 i gave him another
100 he disappeared he's writing me balance checks he's not answering my phone calls um
caesar is a real estate professional he has been for some time um successful very successful um
especially by um mom and pop especially by mom and pop,
not even mom and pop standards.
I ain't going to disrespect the man.
He's been successful.
I think what happens is COVID happened,
and in COVID I'm not bailing them out
because your morals is your morals,
and COVID don't have nothing to do with you not answering
nobody's phone calls.
You get what I'm saying?
COVID happened, and it put a damper on a whole bunch of real estate investors and developers. Is it different? You know what I'm saying? COVID happened and it put a damper on a whole bunch of real
estate investors and developers. There's a difference in... You know what I mean? Developing
is when you're building shit from the ground up and you're taking land and you're making use of
that land. I think he took a ton of money. Envy said he gave him a half a mil and that's the deal
that they are kind of still up in the air on. And hearing Envy speak, he said that basically every deal he's ever done with Caesar was
on the up and up, except for that particular one.
They bought a school and they were going to renovate the school and make it housing.
And that deal is kind of stuck.
What happens is, and again, I don't want to bail him out because your morals is your morals.
But a lot of times when you give people money for investment, investments could go up and
go down.
If I give a stockbroker my money,
ain't no guarantee that that money going to turn into profit.
Right.
Right?
So, but in our culture, we just be looking for the quick flip.
You know what I'm saying?
We always want the quick flip.
I get a nigga 100, he got to give me some money back.
Sometimes you might lose your 100 grand.
That don't have nothing to do with a nigga not answering your phone calls.
That don't have nothing to do with a nigga giving your phone calls that don't have nothing to do with a giving you bounce checks so that's
some but in investing sometimes you will lose your bread so i think that um he took a ton
of people's money and they saying that they never got their money back and he not answering their
calls so that's some says i was not going to address this on social media because this platform
is used to tear people down and I've always wanted to use my platform to inspire. I bet you did,
buddy. However, the fact that I'm being dragged on lives and posts doesn't bother me at all
because I know who I am and who I'm not. The thing that bothers me is my wife, the mother of my child
is being verbally attacked. The bigger issue here is my business partner and friend, DJ Envy, is being brought into something he has nothing to do with.
He was never given any money to do any real estate deals with me, nor has he been party to any deals,
negotiations, nor partnerships that I have had with investors that have invested in real estate
with me. Him, his family, nor his reputation
should be pulled into dealings he was never involved in. He goes on to say, so while the
clout chasers chase clout, I'm going to be the man that I am and ask those that feel like I've
wronged them to get on a call with me and let's talk through how we move forward. My email nor
phone number have changed. I'm not ducking anybody. I'm not dodging
nobody. I'm busy over here trying to hold my empire together so these false allegations can
stop. I ask each of you that have been on lives and posts recently to fact check, do your research,
check your source, research his background. You can't sweep someone else's door when yours is
money. Yes, you you can I'm not going
to post your misfortune over the years but I don't care about all of this that
was his response
they again if you're not answering my phone calls my niggas nothing really you
could say to me you get I'm saying like if you ain't answering my phone calls I
don't want to hear none of that shit Yeah don't tell me Your number ain't changed
Your email ain't changed
And you're not answering my phone
So
The jig is up
The jig is up
Like alright
The jig is up
I had an argument
With one of my boys
He a real estate investor
And
He was getting on MVS
And I kinda looked at it
A little differently
I don't think
MV's to really be held
To the fire
For some shit that Somebody that Yeah Is doing so he equated it to the podcast he said yo
if you were given if you start taking people money me you know I'll start
taking people money and guiding them into the real estate arena and Joe gave
me a platform in which to do so right he was like people would hold Joe
accountable and I was like but that's unfair.
I don't agree that Joe
should be held accountable
if he gave me a platform and I started
doing some shysty shit. I don't think that
Joe is a culprit in that. I don't even
think Joe is complicit in that.
Because in my opinion, to be complicit, you gotta
have knowledge. But that's how society
works. They always want somebody to blame. They always want to blame
the big person. Yeah, that's it.
Why would you do that?
A while back,
several years ago,
there was this book
called A Million Little Pieces.
Mark, I forget
what his last name is.
Mark Frey.
And he ended up on Oprah.
So it was basically
like an autobiographical
kind of book
about this guy
who was a severe drug addict and alcoholic. on Oprah. So it was basically like an autobiographical kind of book about this guy who
was a severe drug addict, an alcoholic, like literally woke up on a plane. He was, you know,
brutally beat. He had no idea where the plane was going, how, where he was when he got on it,
how he got beat, nothing. So the story is basically, it's a redemption story. You know,
it's him going through rehab
and that sort of thing. Oprah fell in love
with this book. And then she got
Oprah's book club. We'll turn your
book into this.
Bestseller overnight. New York
Times, award winning, blah, blah, blah.
So she has him come on the show
and his book blows up,
turns into its option
for a movie
and that sort of thing.
Come to find out a little while later
that he made up a significant portion of this book.
Like it was basically a fictional book.
Oprah had him come back on
and she skewered him
for putting her in a position to look like a fool because she vouched for this book
you know what I mean so a lot of times when it comes to said platform
there is a certain kind of responsibility to make sure that knowing how large it is
that that person is kind of like
on the up and up you know don't that don't that responsibility falls on the person who has the
platform exactly yeah so now vet whoever you're giving your platform to like yeah like in your
example yeah i don't put the blame on dude that's oprah's fault because you didn't do your due
diligence to say hey yeah i like this book Let me make sure that's the truth.
Let me make sure he's who he says he is before I endorse him.
Yeah.
That's with anything.
We see it happen with politicians.
We see it.
You're stamped on something.
You should check what you're stamping first.
But why, though?
I hate the fact that society is like that.
I hate the fact that we don't hold the people that are doing it accountable.
Hold on.
Sometimes a wool
could be pulled over your eyes.
Sometimes it could be something,
you could have a sob story.
Why do we always want to
involve others
instead of involving
the person that did it?
Because they got involved.
It depends on if you have
knowledge of it or not.
If I do something up here,
I don't want,
if I do something,
say the example,
I do something,
I don't want Joe to get blamed because I'm going to stand on my own.
True.
And I'm going to run out there and say, blame me.
But if Joe knows, if Joe has, I'm sorry, yo.
I missed this, but I swear I think I disagree, but I'm listening.
If you do something and Joe jump out defending you without knowing whether you really did
it or not, and then it turns out, hey, you really did.
I really did it. You really did do it turns out, hey, you really did. I really did it.
You really did do it.
He got to catch that.
I got it.
He should have checked with his man to see, yo, before I go.
He could have just been holding his man down because it's the right thing to do.
But is it always the right thing to do to hold somebody down, not knowing if they did it or not?
I feel like in society we like to.
What are y'all talking about?
Give me.
We're talking about Envy using his platform to basically promote his business and how much responsibility Envy has in this situation just strictly because he gave him the platform and kind of the co-sign.
And I said that sometimes people are not even complicit because in my opinion, to be complicit, you got to have knowledge.
So and I use me, my man said, yo, if you came out and you start mentoring
people and you start taking people's money, Joe would be held liable for some of that. If he gave
you the platform to push your product. Okay. I disagree with you. I, you don't, you don't need,
you don't need to have knowledge to be complicit. That's not true. I think so. Because are you
really complicit? Yes. How, how if, if after investigation they can show, well, first of all, if the sum gets too large, it's going to be big investigation.
Sure.
It's a fact.
It's a fact.
And when that investigation happens, all they're going to look to see is, did Envy take one penny from an illegal operation?
Sure.
They're not going to look to see if he knew, if he didn't know.
If they can prove he took a penny, then he's in.
Yes.
He's down.
But.
So he don't have to have knowledge.
His man could be a total crook.
You talking about from a legal standpoint or just from a.
Ethical.
Ethical, normal standpoint.
You get what I'm saying?
Once you get knowledge of something and you turn a blind eye
to it that's what I think is complicit but if I don't know that you doing these sorts of things
or these side deals I have zero knowledge of it we have to talk legal if people are saying that
eight figures is missing no I'm talking again I'm not never mind I mean I'm talking about from a
from a common sense standpoint I'm not talking because a lot of times legal shit
and common sense shit I could give you a ride
and not know what the fuck you got a gun on you
and you just robbed a bank yeah I could be held liable
but I don't know nothing about that
I mean I could see
my man on the corner give him a ride he just
robbed a bank he got a gun on him he just
shot somebody I don't know any of that that took
place I just gave you a ride I could still be legally held responsible but that don't mean but that don't mean i'm complicit in
that are you going to jail yeah then you're completely complicit law wise but not like in
the prize of the law that's what i'm not here to debate ethics no no that's what i'm not here to
debate ethics at all. Gotcha. Okay.
Here, I got this from the pocket watching nigga.
Words matter.
These individuals were not selling courses. They were selling financial services where they were going to take investors' money, similar to big business, and acquire a piece of real estate, renovate said real estate, and then sell it for a profit and give back
the initial investment plus 20%.
When you buy a course from someone, whether the course is good or bad, you get the course.
Here what's happening is people are not getting the financial services that they are investing
into.
When we actually look at the documentation,
and I have the documentation up here on my screen.
See when I see.
That's fraud.
Yeah.
That's cut and dry.
Yeah, it's fraud.
Yeah, that's fraud.
I'm not going to shout at his company,
but I see what he's doing.
I see what he's doing.
Oh, Caesar?
Yeah.
It's like evil.
It's plain as day what he's doing.
Now, dog.
What does that say? I mean, that's his company. You day what he's doing. Now. Duh.
I mean, that's his company.
You know what he's doing.
You know what he's selling. It's courses, e-books,
the whole nine. It's basically your introduction to investing by way of him.
That's what that is.
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Over the weekend,
I pressed Envy about this.
I said, I'm going to go in on your man.
You know, he said, you have to do what you got to do.
But then he did tell me, he said, my business with Cesar was seminars,
teaching people how to get in real estate.
My seminars, I brought everybody to the people.
And that was it.
Now, if Cesar took money on the side, I definitely wasn't aware of the shit.
And that has nothing to do with me.
I never seen a check, paperwork, or had a meeting.
And I said, if you get caught,
I'm going to have to set fire on you.
See, I respectfully,
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
Respect.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
It's you parading.
Don't I say all the time
when y'all try to push a story in front of me
about some nigga named Gerald
that you've seen on the blog,
don't I start with, who the fuck is that?
That's a fact.
That's always my very first question.
Who the fuck is that?
It's true.
It's my very first question here as well.
Who the fuck is Caesar?
Short, short fat guy nobody knew.
I'm just calling a spade a spade.
Nobody knew who Caesar was.
Envy took this nigga to every auditorium
that he could get that was vacant.
Envy shouted that nigga on the number one morning show
or number two, whatever, on his platform
for years and years and years.
True.
Envy did that.
Envy made the blogs of this nigga in broken down houses
saying, yo, we could flip this and sell it for
this. And we envied it. That's nothing to do with Caesar. All of that is what envy did. Got it.
So now you want to tell me that envy did not use his platforms, power, likeness and resources
to funnel people towards Caesar. that is exactly what he did.
I'm not saying that he knew what Caesar was doing,
but you 100% funneled more people to Caesar than would have ever been to Caesar.
I don't want to hear all of this,
I didn't know, I didn't do.
Get the fuck out of here.
You on the hook, buddy.
Okay.
You on the hook.
Gotta vet your people, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn right you do, shit.
Got to vet them.
God damn right you do.
Because now look, they talking about eight figures.
People are coming out.
People are coming out and it's going to fall on his shoulders.
You know what I mean?
I mean, if all of this is true.
And it don't seem to be false.
It seemed like more and more people Was coming out the woodworks
What?
Nothing
If I was in here
I'd cut the people a check
And it's Sue Caesar
Can't
Why not?
It's a few things
One
Their lawsuits don't have to stop at
What they gave him as loss
So now you open Punitive damages and shit like loss. So now you open to punitive damages.
You open up a big door and you also are taking liability for it
and taking blame for some shit that you said you ain't know what's going on.
He's going to take blame regardless.
But the second you cut that first check, you want to hook for all of it.
Let me tell you, I used to do um okay i look i used to
do insurance claims when i worked at corporate and we had to thoroughly vet these claims because
if you pay one you accidentally pay one bill you bought that entire injury even if you shouldn't
if they were if they were no coverage or something but you pay something you're on the hook
so you're saying that there's not a way to say that
I was in bed
figuratively
with this person
and we done business.
I realized that
he may have done wrong.
He already cleared my name.
But to clear everything up,
let me pay you niggas
and I'll sue this nigga
for all the money
that I paid you guys.
And you're not going
to win a lawsuit.
What do you mean?
You may not win a lawsuit.
You're not going to win a lawsuit.
Got it.
You're never going to win a lawsuit. I it. You're never going to win a lawsuit.
I ain't do no business with you.
Who told you to come in and pay some shit to join you?
I ain't no business paying.
True.
You get what I'm saying?
I think it's unfortunate.
I think that that's why so many of us be apprehensive when giving niggas money.
So hold on.
But we can hold them accountable for the, because yeah, nigga, now you on the hook.
But we can't look to him
To rectify the situation
That's what I'm saying
You feel what I'm saying
No that's for courts
And forensics
Like accountants
And shit like that
To work out
It's a big
A lot of people
Would be satisfied
With just getting
Their money back
Yeah but then
You can look at
A person can sit there
And say okay
I got my initial
Investment back
But over the course of time,
that investment would have been this.
So I'm not looking at my initial money.
My kids couldn't go to school.
I couldn't pay this hospital bill
because it took my money.
All my other losses and damages
are exponentially longer.
They got me.
Envy, you're my man.
I spoke to you,
but I can't let you off the hook
You got this fucking oompa loompa nigga
Out here making you look bad
You're shouting them out
The nigga is accused allegedly of robbing niggas
You know what I'm saying
It's but so much I can fucking stand on the sword
We got him
We fucking got him
Stop
Stop I got him. I guess we going to jail. I guess we going to jail. Stop. I guess we going to jail tonight.
What are you doing?
Stop.
What are you doing?
Why would you play that?
Because my God don't play about me, yo.
Why you got involved in this?
This narcissistic nigga just put it back to him.
My God do not play about me.
So attacking you led to this?
Huh?
Yes.
You saying that.
All I'm saying is
my God don't play
about
Joseph Anthony
Budden Jr.
He don't.
All of that
hootenanny
about that complex list.
A bunch of
hootenanny
about
absolutely
nothing.
Nigga, you are
narcissists with a capital N. Nigga, you are Narcissus with a capital N.
Nigga, stand on it.
I like that. I'm with you, Joe.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
He's stupid-ass.
Oh, shit.
You shut me down.
You shut me down.
This is fun.
Oh, man. this guy's an idiot
yo
damn
moral of the story
is just
gotta be careful
who you cosign yo
it's terrible
it's looking bad
it looks bad
really bad
we can talk off camera
but yeah
you don't think it looks bad
no it's horrible
yeah it looks bad
a lot of people
talking about it
if I ran ish
all around town
introduced him to mad celebrities mad people he'd have never met, his audience or his network grows 100x or whatever it is.
We start going to auditoriums, bodegas, classrooms, colleges, HBCUs, jails, rehabs, impoverished neighborhoods.
And I'm saying, oh, he's the one.
He knows his shit.
He can do it.
He's the one.
And I leave.
I go get in my car and leave.
And he start going to work.
Shit.
Wait, and he's grateful.
So he slide me a little something
just for being a good man.
It's a done deal, then.
It's over.
The slide.
The slide.
I mean, how much time we see that in the hood, though?
The slide is just ass.
How much time?
But the slide is gratitude.
It's not me knowing.
Don't matter.
The slide.
I know.
And that's what I was saying.
That's it.
You're going to get slid, all right?
Yeah.
But we see.
Shit.
You're going to get slid.
We've seen that all the time, though, in the hood.
Nigga introduce a nigga, and then move away. The nigga in the book and the whole shit. Nigga, to get slid. We've seen that all the time, though, in the hood. Nigga introduce a nigga, and then move away.
The nigga in the book and the whole shit.
Nigga, we've seen that.
It happens.
And sometimes when we get out the hood,
we're supposed to get away from that way of thinking
and vet people so we can avoid the situation.
Oh, please.
You knew something was fishy.
That little fat nigga ain't been around in about a year
and a half.
NBA stood next to that nigga in about 18 months.
We ain't seen a course.
We ain't seen an advertisement, an ad,
commercial. These niggas know when the heat is on
the way. The heat is on.
On
the scene.
These niggas know when the fucking heat is on the way.
Knock it off. All that gunplay
shit, distraction.
All that car show
shit, distraction. Produ All that car show shit.
Distraction.
Produce that little fat fuck.
Get him out of here.
Where you at?
We can get to the bottom of this fast.
You niggas been all around Hudson County,
Essex County,
every New Jersey County.
Get that little fucker to the front and say,
hey, hey, Caesar.
Pizza, pizza.
Get up.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
Oh, shit.
Where you at?
What bag you with? Now Caesar get to hide.
Look at what we talking about.
A nigga named Caesar gets to just hide.
No, nigga, don't hide now.
Come on.
You was at Best Fest. you was at InvestFest.
You was at every other fest.
Get your ass out of here.
PodFest, I want to see him.
Don't get to just text some shit now that I thought I could use my platform to inspire.
Nigga, you even addressing this like a scammer.
That part. You don't even know that your reply sounds scammish.
Very scammish.
My platform to inspire.
Nigga, get out there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on out.
Hey.
Boom, boom.
Envy Charlamagne.
I don't need to hear none of that gunplay shit.
What else y'all got going on up there?
Jess, my girl, too.
Shout out to Jess Larry.
But nah.
Bring Caesar up there. In fact. I, too. Shout out to Jess and Larry. But now, bring Caesar up there.
I'll tell you the guests we want to see.
I'm tuning in.
That's the one.
Enough of all that
bringing the political parties.
Dr. Uma, how is she cool?
Get Caesar up there, though.
Can't be too hard
to find him.
Flipping some houses.
What?
Stop looking at me, bro.
I'm not looking at you.
I ain't saying nothing.
Oh, man.
It's over, Caesar.
It's over.
We saw what happened to the last Caesar.
Oh, shit.
At two Brute, nigga.
It's over.
Yeah.
It's done. It's done. Come out. We want to see you. I Brute, nigga. It's over. Yeah. It's done.
Come out.
We want to see you.
I agree with my man.
It's done.
And them $5 pieces that your name is after is trash anyway.
So it's just all discombobulated with you.
Get out of here.
I got a car show.
You niggas been promising garages out here.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Hey.
That's a fat one.
These niggas been running around fucking promising
two and three families.
Look at Ish.
All under Ish's nose.
They did all of this under your nose.
My nose is fine.
I'm good.
No, sir.
Don't be down with them niggas, please, Ish.
That ass.
If the news come out that you did business,
I'm not coming to work for two days.
I'll be hurt.
Nah, you got to go out and defend them.
I will, but I got to do it from the house.
Nah, you got to be outside.
You can't do that.
I got to do it from the crib,
because if I'm here, I can't defend them too properly.
I'll be tired.
Nigga, you did business with them niggas.
Oh, man.
This nigga said I gotta defend him from the house.
Crazy.
It's crazy.
I mean, I ain't really got nothing to say about all the gunplay shit and all the car shit.
You don't have nothing to say about the gunplay stuff and stuff like that?
Do you feel he had a right to be mad at gunplay?
You feel like that?
He had every right to be mad.
Okay.
I wanted to know your opinion on that.
I wanted to know.
That was something that was interesting.
He has been having a bad,
Envy has been having a rough few weeks
since he said the God's name in vain.
What are you?
All I'm saying is fact.
So God don't play about you
Not a second
Nigga glorious
Mr. Glorious
Nah I didn't know if this was a glorious moment
Cause I thought Envy was doing COE
I'm like he killing shit
I'm like yo I ain't know how to take it
I'm like yo I ain't gonna lie
Envy has been smoking this shit.
He dressed up in a suit and all that.
He bodying us with the COE shit.
But then I'm looking at him, and I'm reading his reply.
And I'm like, oh, no, it ain't COE.
He mean this shit.
Like, this is life.
See, that's where COE goes from when it becomes life.
If you can't separate from that shit, it's dangerous.
And I do not condone it or endorse it.
Oh, man.
I feel different.
COE to the death.
His death.
He don't believe that shit.
Not mine.
He don't believe that.
I know he don't.
There's a lot of COE he won't come in here and talk about.
I'm going to let that bus pass on by, man.
I'm going to let it pass.
Walk on by.
What's up, man?
What's up?
What y'all want to talk about?
What y'all want to talk about?
The other drama.
Oh.
Pun intended.
I see what you did there.
Good job.
Good job.
Oh, come on, huh?
I mean, it's a beautiful thing when you open your Twitter and just see Meek started tweeting.
I don't care what he say.
I'm glued.
I don't even be on Twitter.
That's my man.
That's my favorite tweeter.
He's one of the better tweeters.
He is the GOAT.
Yeah.
Like, from everything from punctuation being off, like you could tell he getting it off in real time.
He yelling at his phone.
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm not even thinking.
Hey, type this.
Hey, Siri.
Tweet about drama for me.
I ain't going to lie.
He might be better than 09 Fab.
He might got it.
He might be better than 09 Fab.
Not yet.
Nah, I think so.
Yeah.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Got to be.
Know what?
For this one thing.
I'm going to tell you why I think so.
When niggas, when it got bad and Fab realized or when somebody told Fab, yo, you got to chill out.
He chilled out.
Meek, you could tell somebody said to him a few times, yo, you got to chill.
Meek tweeted.
But he won't.
They took my password.
Oh, yeah, they took my.
Not my phone.
That's why he's the GOAT.
That's why he's the GOAT to me.
They took my password.
And know why he's the GOAT. That's why he's the GOAT to me. They took my password. And know why he's the GOAT?
Fab was text and font funny.
Meek is giving you the fucking memes,
the french fries on the leg.
Yes.
The cartwheel, the punching bag.
And now the massage.
The massage.
The massage table.
Oh, shit.
The shit with the bunny rabbit
yeah
like Meek
he's the GOAT
I don't care what
nobody say
now he's the best
he passed 095
he's better than
095
I definitely think he passed
because fat
reason why I say so
Fab was
Meek is serious
yeah yeah
Fab was
that's why it's even funnier
oh yeah and Nat
Fab joking
he's smoking 095 man
he dead ass
he's dead ass Meek's dead ass about this.
He is dead ass serious.
With everything.
He chased Safari.
What?
You're right.
What?
You're right.
Hey, he.
He go in there like, I need a business lawyer.
He tweets serious things that he needs on Twitter.
He was going back and forth.
I'm going to leave.
I can't say nothing.
Because, I mean, he was saying niggas couldn't even go shopping together.
That was real shit.
Meek put his life on the line for us, yo.
I'm riding with Meek.
I'm saying.
I'm riding with Meek.
That nigga put his life on the line for us.
We so phony up here.
So we just had you.
We so phony.
No, no, no.
I ain't talking about in the seat.
We just had drama up here.
I'm talking about in general. We so phony. And I'm riding no. I ain't talking about industry. Wait, we just had drama up here? We talking about in general.
We so phony, and I'm riding with you.
Like I said, nigga.
Yo, could you enlighten us?
I don't even know.
Yo, nigga, you had the vacation date.
What's the beat?
You enlighten us, nigga.
I don't follow these niggas.
Motherfucker.
You want an extra vacation and us to put it on his lap.
Pause.
Yo.
Dang, that was crazy.
Ice can you give us the play by play?
Alright, so out of nowhere
Meek just tweets,
DJ Drama goofy over these hoes.
He won't speak good on me. I tore him up
in the A. Pause. Which
makes it even funnier. That was crazy.
That was crazy.
And then immediately starts posting
like text messages.
I saw that.
From whom?
Drama.
Drama.
Between him and Drama?
Yes.
Okay.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Him and?
No.
Him and Drama, then he put out.
That text was from a group chat.
But the.
Me.
It's Drama.
I know, but don't leave out that funny tidbit.
Drama added a thing.
They're in a group chat.
Stop.
Wait.
He didn't hit him.
He didn't just hit him.
Yo, that's some goofy-ass shit you did.
They're in a group chat.
He said, yo, drama.
That is some goofy-ass.
He's the goat, yo.
No, no, no.
Wait, drama added the number later.
No, what happened?
You got it mixed up.
Give it to me.
Drama saw them tweets and responded in the group chat.
And then the other stuff was him and Drama directly.
Yeah.
He went and posted old screenshots of Drama trying to get him to do the tiny desk to confirm
him, and he was just leaving them on read.
him to do the tiny desk to confirm him and he was just like leaving him on read when meek checked him about whatever he said about him versus drake in the generation battle that was in a group chat
no did y'all see that the number got doxxed like yeah that was fucked up somebody somebody number
got doxxed he did meek, the nigga drama added the number.
It's a drama added the number.
Added somebody to the group chat.
Yeah, and somebody's number got doxxed.
Niggas is calling it on Twitter.
This is real, y'all.
This is real.
Niggas is trolling.
Here's the thing, though.
We see a lot of things happen over women.
Right?
A lot of things.
You would think when somebody has money in the industry
that you could just walk on by and get another one.
But the power of the P-U-S-S-Y causes the biggest division
since B.C.
So what do we do here?
We got a nigga from Philly from the hood who came up.
They both from Philly.
They both from Philly. Shout out to the drummers, my man. He's from Philly from the hood who came up. They both from Philly. They both from Philly. They both from Philly.
Shout out to the dramas,
my man.
He's from Philly.
It's a group chat
where he says,
ain't gonna lie, drama,
you look goofy as fuck
in this interview.
That is the funniest part
of all this.
I'm not gonna let you.
I had to fact check.
He said this with,
it's four people in here.
Yo, dog,
say what you gotta say to me.
Don't say that in the group chat.
No, no, don't say that
in no fucking group chat.
And I read this shit
and was like,
thank God I'm not
in rapper group chats.
I kind of want to know
who the other people were
in the group chat.
Yeah.
Because that could make
it even funnier.
Like, is it just people
completely unrelated
or like, you know,
just a PR person
or something like that?
Can we call the number
that he...
No.
No.
Can we call that number that four? I'm going No. No. Can we call that number that four?
I'm going to call drama, I think.
Can we call that four, four number?
I got to see what side I'm on first.
But I'm thinking about calling drama.
Because I agree with Meek.
And that's why I might not call drama.
About what, though?
Everything.
I agree with Meek.
What he said.
Everything.
About, like he said, I wasn't even on it.
Our relationship is and has been strenuous.
Yes.
Drama is at the center of the Meek versus Drake battle.
Yes.
We have that Uzi, I want to rock versus dreams and nightmares conversation that just came
up recently.
Which is crazy.
But with context, now you kind of-
Sure.
Now it's-
Now it's even crazier.
Honestly, looking at this, it goes right back to the Envy clip you played, where you said,
yo, we ain't talked, but you caught me, about the house and shit.
Meek is saying, yo, we ain't had the best relationship.
I'm not on your album, but you're calling me to do your Tiny Desk with you.
Tiny Desk is a podcast.
No, it's a live performance.
Tiny Desk is a live performance.
Live performance.
Live performance content.
Remember MTV Unplugged?
With a band.
Yeah.
So it's like, if we ain't really fucking with each other like that, why are you calling me?
Got it.
He also talked about Khaled, too.
Meek tweeted about Khaled as well.
I'm not going to speak on Khaled, but something.
He said, if they asked me, if I was at an interview and they asked me about you and Khaled, I wouldn't say nothing.
And I made millions of dollars with Khaled.
I just am not cut like that.
I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't say nothing.
And I made millions of dollars with Khaled.
I just am not cut like that.
I wouldn't do it.
Then he said, drama ain't really do no real charity in Philly.
He just started going crazy. He got it all off.
He started going crazy.
See, and that's the thing.
That's why I, back to the Twitter thing.
Meek going to let you know exactly what he thinking and what he feeling all the way through.
He going to get it all off.
And because I know that to be true about me, pause, that was flagrant.
I paused it.
Because I know that
to be true about me,
I 100% believe
that they have crossed paths
as far as women.
I'm sure.
I mean, it's the music business.
I'm sure they cross paths
over women regardless.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But that's, that's, that's,
that's keeping it safe.
We all cross paths
in the music business.
Talk about it.
I'm talking about the niggas that's flagrant
when they cross the paths.
Niggas that snake.
Niggas see you with a bitch.
Dirty Mac and shit.
And that's the conversation men don't really have
on these little podcasts they talk about.
They want to keep talking about the women.
We need to put more focus on the men.
It's the niggas.
When niggas have a few women in common, when a few women have got to be chatty patty to them about some shit none of y'all can
confirm what's true and what's not because y'all ain't talking to each other about it it's just
shit lingering around floating around i seen you at some functions you ain't speak hey that feature
you didn't send it uh it's the industry you You hear anything. So I don't know what drama to them else.
But I think it's weird, though.
These niggas be talking.
We talk about this all the time.
We say that all the time.
Hold on.
We talk about it last time-ish.
These niggas is different.
These niggas sit with the women and talk about niggas.
Some of the shit I've never seen before.
I don't come from that.
I don't want to talk about that.
But they're not Niggas are different
If you turn the news on
Not to be that morbid guy
If you turn the news on
Every morning
They whiling over vagina
And relationships
It just happens
That's true Joe
But when you
It happens every other morning
No but it just happens
We see this happen
There's some niggas out here
That I see
All day every day
We know some of them
That be around a woman
They talking about
Everything else Except for the other nigga.
I'm not going to give you anything to go back and say something.
Because when you break up, they're going to run their mouth.
We sit there and sit.
I don't want to hear about him.
I don't want to hear about his shortcomings or his large comings, pauses.
I don't want to hear about anything.
Yo, what's going on?
That was going on.
Wild right now.
That was nuts.
But all right, get your shit off.
This nigga's stupid. But no, yo, you see that shit? Athlet right now. That was nuts. But all right. Get your shit off. This nigga stupid.
But no, yo, you see that shit like athletes.
Thank you, Fox.
Beat that play out on the court.
Whoa.
We just.
I'm just saying.
It's over women.
Majority of the time, that shit is over women.
It's a fact.
That nigga.
Meek Mills, that nigga.
Shout out to you, Meek.
Shout out to you.
Stupid.
Also, put me on record to say,
I don't believe that none of the rapper
or entertainer niggas is,
not entertainer,
the rapper circuit,
I don't believe none of y'all to be stand up
when it come to that type shit.
Y'all all dirty mackers.
Y'all all kicking somebody's back in.
Y'all all saying,
oh, you fucking with him.
Oh, you let Terry bone.
Oh, I got more money than him.
Oh, he flew you here.
Let me fly you over here.
Oh, he bought you that.
Let me buy you this.
How you think the chick
in the 400 square foot apartment
got all those Chanel bags?
I'm going to be respectful
to my man, Joe.
Some of those bags
is competition bags.
Oh, yeah.
Be respectful to you.
That is true.
Now I see, I can't shit on my man.
I'm being respectful because I have to.
I can't shit on him.
The direction that he takes is a good one.
Y'all can play with all everybody y'all play with.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and cesspool the bartenders and shit.
Get them all.
We ain't doing that.
All right? Salute. Are you talking about me? man, we ain't doing that. All right?
Salute.
Are you talking about me?
Yeah, I'm giving you credit.
Holy shit.
Y'all go swim with them.
Y'all go share them.
I'm wanting to enter my seat trying to see.
Pass along, pass along.
He ain't doing that.
That's your idea.
Yes, I did.
I definitely shared.
You're not doing it no more.
You passed out.
Hopefully not.
Stop.
Well, I'm faithful in relationship.
I know.
I'm just saying, even in your comments.
But back then, I shared with the best of them.
Of course. Hey, the best. Hey,, even in your comments. But back then, I shared with the best of them. Of course.
Hey, the best.
Hey, cover your ears, girl.
Look at that.
She's trying to fake like she got the headphones on.
Yo, you trying to fake like you got the headphones on,
and I kick you out of here.
Don't stop my shit, though.
I'm not saying that you did that before,
but I'm saying that you got the knowledge
to jump out of the water.
You see, you jumped out.
Look, that's you right there on top of the boat.
You jumped out the water.
Yeah, I know.
You got the knowledge to do it.
You don't do that no more.
But niggas is still doing that at their age.
They still want to compete to who could get the best bartender.
Who could get...
You know she done fucked a thousand other niggas.
No disrespect.
All disrespect.
You know she done did that.
Once the bartenders started fucking the drill rappers,
I was out of the game.
Oh, shit.
Talk about it.
That was a clear indication to me that it's your time.
Your time has passed.
Listen, I walk in and say, uh!
Oh God, damn.
All right, all right.
But that's where we are now.
It's a new wave.
It's a new wave.
I don't talk about it because I talk about strip club too much here, but yeah, it's a
new wave.
On both sides.
By now, even the chicks that came in the strip club when I came in, you should have moved on to phase two.
That's what I'm saying.
Or the second chapter.
Yeah, they out of there.
They out of there.
They doing lashes and estheticians now.
Lashes and hair and shit?
Yeah.
Estheticians.
Yeah, they selling out.
Let's keep it real.
They selling out all of them.
Yeah, I was about to say, Ish, I don't know what you're talking about.
There's a lot of success stories.
No, it's a lot. There's a lot of success stories. No, it's a lot of real estate.
It's a lot of real estate realtors and investors.
It's girls that were stripping at eight
that got nine and ten investment properties.
I'm not knocking them.
All you can hustle us.
A lot of these girls be hustlers.
I'm not knocking that.
Bernice, you let Jalen...
Zach, I'm going to say that.
All you girls...
Nah, fuck it.
All you girls can't be Bernice.
That's the problem.
Y'all can't be Alani and all.
You can't.
Stop it.
Star Tennis had their moment back in...
Now, that crew right there...
12, 13, fire.
It was a...
That was like the fucking...
That came after you.
That came after 96.
That came after 96.
I can't repeat that.
It was a bunch of girls that put their egos aside and came together.
Now you bitches is competing with which one of the best drill rappers you can
take down.
Moving right along. I'll shoot at them
niggas. Give me the gun. I'll shoot at them.
Take it from me, Joe. Take the gun from me.
Go back to your house.
There you go.
Thank you.
Meek is still the
GOAT tweeter.
Doing that all while getting massages also The funniest part of the story
I gotta call drama
The messy guy in me
He knew I was gonna call him
He know what today is
Yeah
If you see me call your phone
Stop ducking it
Thanks
Oh no this ain't gonna get picked up
Yeah
I was gonna ask
He might ask
Nah no way
Drama be a real nigga
He might answer.
Yep.
I just said this shit to voicemail.
You ain't even getting the third ring out.
No. See, but this the thing.
I'm in a 50 million dollar deal right now, Joe.
I'll call you back.
Yep, yep.
That's what I would say.
I only wanted to ask
him if I knew the girl.
What?
What is wrong with you, man?
I don't care about none of this other stuff they're chatting about.
I want to know, do I know her?
That's going to let me know who did
what.
So you found out there's a fact.
If I find out who it is, I'm going to know what happened.
Some of them got that extra faucet.
Some of them already know.
That shit feel like down by the riverside.
Some of them I know y'all love making niggas got behind closed doors and put her in the
will.
Fellas, what do you think they in the gym for?
There's trained assassins out there.
They learn this trick?
I keep telling y'all about them trained assassins, boy.
They gonna get you.
They get you.
That squeeze trick they learning, man.
Kegels.
Whatever that shit is called.
Kegels.
Yo, he's so stupid.
I went behind the ears.
Hey, squeeze. It's not squeezing. Wait, explain it for the audience. Yo, he's so stupid. Squeeze the trick. I went behind the ears.
Now you're going to squeeze.
Hey, squeeze.
It's not squeezing.
Wait, explain it for the audience.
That is fun now.
He just did.
Yes.
When you put your penis inside the vagina,
when they are able to squeeze and let loose at will,
you are in trouble.
And it's like a river.
You're in trouble, buddy.
You're in trouble.
It can squeeze so tight it pull a condom off.
Wow. The what? We got him. trouble buddy you're in trouble it could squeeze so tight to pull a condom off wow the what we got
them we got them niggas be paying you can you get money and they do it right at the right time
and ask you for something they know it's a trick they start asking for big shit. It's the 29th, bro.
They start asking for you, right?
Are you available?
Nah, I can't. I go missing right around the 29th.
Nah, I got to work some extra shit.
Right around the 29th.
The 29th.
I pop back up on the 5th, 6th.
Nah, you want to wait a couple extra days.
Yeah, yeah.
The 5th or early.
We can talk about the 10th.
The 10th.
It's pretty cool.
It's the best day.
Shit got crazy.
Because you remember,
the landlords give you grace period. It's the early, late feet. Nah, 10th is the best day. Shit got crazy. Because you remember, the landlords give you grace period.
That's the early late feed.
Nah, 10th.
Nigga.
10th is safe.
Yeah, all right.
Nigga's only paying me to the 18th.
Yo, speaking of doing crazy shit for love,
Melissa Ford,
I was bored in the house
and decided
to turn on Candy.
Okay.
Hulu's interpretation
of Love and Death.
She told me to watch this.
I decided to cut that on.
Okay.
It was a movie, right?
No, it's a limited series.
It's a limited series,
five episodes.
Came out 11 months
before this.
Jessica Biel, right?
Yes.
She needed to.
I hate Melissa Ford's TV takes. Because you told me that I would enjoy this or that this was a good.
No, no, no.
What I said was it is valuable to watch both of them because they play out differently.
The candy one is only five episodes so they get to the point faster.
I hate that.
I agree. I hate that.
I agree.
I hate that. I agree.
I like a long, drawn-out story a little bit.
They didn't even show.
They fucked that up to me.
They didn't show the proposition.
They didn't show the relationship between them and the town and the church and how important that was.
Right.
And y'all can't make Jessica Biel not sexy to me.
Right.
Exactly.
Like, I know what...
We and I talked about it.
I know what they tried to do.
Mm-hmm.
Jessica Biel is sexy.
That's what we're talking about.
She is.
She is.
She is.
You saw her...
Oh, we haven't seen that episode.
She butt-ass naked in that.
All-time milk.
All-time milk.
All-time.
But the other shorty
from Love and Death,
I don't know who she is.
She's Mary-Kate
and Ashley Olsen's sister.
Yeah.
Elizabeth Olsen.
Elizabeth Olsen.
No, we only know
Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Scarlet Witch.
That's you that want
to learn the whole family.
Give me the two important
Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Yeah, there was a sister.
I don't care about her.
No, but she's...
I don't know her.
I don't.
She's like Caesar. She gets a lot of roles. She gets a lot of roles. She gets a lot of roles. I don't care about her. No, but she's... I don't know her. I don't. She's like Caesar.
She gets a lot of roles.
She gets a lot of roles.
She gets a lot of roles.
I'm talking shit.
She smoked that.
Yeah, she does.
I'm talking shit, but she smoked that.
So Jessica Biel looked more like the original Candy Montgomery.
This one, Elizabeth Olsen, she decided that she did not want the look to...
She felt like it was a distraction, like the curly perm and stuff like that.
So she wanted to look with her blonde hair so she a distraction, like the curly perm and stuff like that, so she wanted to look
with her blonde hair so she doesn't look
like the original Candy. And this one she called
before she came to the house. Right.
Oh, wow. That's a very
big difference as well. That's a very big difference.
That's a big difference as well. Yeah. And I ain't like
the sets on none of these. They was broke as
hell filming this shit.
In Candy? In Candy. Yeah.
Jessica Biel must have
took all the money
because they didn't
have no furniture.
It was like
Taz Angel's house
they were shooting.
Oh, shit.
HBO definitely had the money
for the set design.
The soundtrack
from the HBO one
is fire.
Fire.
You know, so like,
but from a writer's standpoint,
because I listened to
like this writer's podcast,
the writing they felt
was better in Candy. Oh, I think they couldn't be more I don't see
how any writing room could come up with that I agree I I enjoyed love and death
way more than I liked candy HBO just does shit differently FX
also does shit differently up battle Apple Apple Apple's not playing though
Apple's Apple yeah but they're new To the content Production game
They're killing
I got a new one
With FX
Once they made
They pivot
It was over
Remember before
They stayed away
From anything
It was all
Family friendly
It was over after that
Sorry to interrupt
Class of 09
You like that
That's the
Shit
That show is incredible
What's that about
That's the Chronicle
About Chronicle
Yeah
Oh okay
Kate Mara And Brian Tyree My man Paperboy Sorry Who know what I'm I'm right here That show is incredible. What's it about? That's the Quantico. It's about Quantico. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's about-
Kate Mara and Brian Tyree Henry.
My man, Paperboy is in it.
Sorry.
Who know what I'm talking about?
I'm right here.
Brian Tyree Henry and Kate Mara.
Yeah.
Paperboy.
Atlanta.
Exactly.
Paperboy.
We like Paperboy.
I like him.
He's a good actor.
So there's like four episodes right now?
Yeah, and boy am I mad about it.
I know.
I heard.
She told you.
Yeah, it said that they were six episodes, but they're two upcoming.
So it's not a full binge.
So I start this fucking show.
I've been catching up on shows, starting shows.
I've been bugging.
I've been doing my show bad.
But you turn it on, it says six episodes.
I didn't go scroll to see it.
It just says six episodes.
Man, we get to the end of episode four.
That shit ended on some craziness.
Here I go.
I turn to her.
Boy, I'm glad I don't watch this on television.
I'd be so tight if that next episode
wasn't available after this ending.
Nigga, I went to that next one.
That shit said, available next week, doofus.
Yo, you hit the remote like, yo, fuck.
Battery's dead.
Class of 09, apparently what I'm gathering so far
outside of FX is amazing.
It's like HBO2 with shows.
Class of 09 and Quantico was like the draft of 96.
Okay.
All of them ended up being the top field of something.
Gotcha.
And this show keeps flashing between the past, present and the future so it's tough to
keep it is i like that no it's the it's this show is brilliant i like shows that do that this show
is brilliant but you just gotta keep up because it's a lot going on i found a show on prime that
kind of does that it's like some it's a murder mystery type of thing but it's just like some
psychic shit kind of involved. It's called the...
Damn, what is that shit called?
The devil something.
I'll figure it out.
I'll come back to you with it.
It's fire, though.
You've been in your Prime bag.
Yeah, I never use it
because the interface isn't great.
Now you're just cutting Prime on
in the bins, right?
Right.
If I need to.
I mean, he's just driving
and watching.
Putting it on the screen.
You know what I mean?
Box, box, box.
I just see it, box.
You know what I mean?
Box. What the fuck these niggas talking about? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Massage your feet, Parks. You know what I mean, Parks?
What the fuck these niggas talking about?
You got the bands?
You don't even listen to our podcast.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
Dude, talk that shit.
What have you done with your off time?
You didn't listen to us.
He didn't have service in Guantanamo Bay.
Guantanamo Bay. Guantanamo Bay.
Yo, you a fool, son.
Talk that shit.
Let's go, Paul.
Shout out to you, man.
Man, man.
Oh, no.
He came in.
He was like, yo, I was running a little late.
Yeah, he came in late.
Dealership held me up.
Copman came straight to work.
Yeah, man.
That's it.
And he feels good about it.
I do.
You got to go. I'm going outside. You know what I mean That's it And he feels good about it I do He should look good too
I'm going outside
You know what I mean
Take a look at that thing
While we're on
Crazy in Love
Ex-NFL star
Travis Rudolph
On trial now
I don't know the charges
But I'm pretty sure
It's murder
Because somebody died
Yes
And this is just Full circle Well, I don't know the charges, but I'm pretty sure it's murder because somebody died. Yes.
And this is just a full circle.
I caught it on Twitter, right?
And I read the thread and I Googled it.
And on Twitter, they had the video of them, I guess, interrogating the young lady.
And she made it seem like she didn't.
Go shoot up his shit, right? Correct. I'm with you is it is murder when you're angry you say things I'm sure
everyone in this courtroom has said something when you're I'm trying to speak if you want me to
answer your question you have to let me answer your question this is bad yeah horrible she's
telling me all right this is the girlfriend or ex-girlfriend please okay can you repeat your question question was what does mean in the context of that
does she text her brothers to come shoot this up anything but him okay meant anything but him
could have been his brother no it could have been the house nothing violent toward a person
Nothing violent toward a person. I was upset and my adrenaline was running and I said something that I didn't mean.
That's the bottom line of that. I didn't mean for him to do, for my brothers to do any of that.
That's why when my brother left the house, he did not have a firearm on him.
People say things when they're upset that they don't mean all the time since the situation has
happened it obviously blew up 20 times more but i didn't necessarily mean for anything to happen
to travis's family his house or anything it's like my it was like my second home i would not
want anything to happen there all right and he never raised a hand and touched you, did he not?
Yeah, he was raising his hand the whole time, like grabbing me, pushing me back. Yeah, the whole time. Okay, so he was
did he punch you? No, he didn't punch me. Did he slap you? No, he didn't slap me.
Did he pick up any objects and hit you over the head with them? No.
So why'd you want to smash me through this car window?
Like I said, it wasn't intentional.
I was just throwing things because I was upset.
And when you were throwing things, you were also screaming things out. You had to send a driver to kill him, right?
Never, ever, ever said the word kill at all.
And then they showed a video.
I don't need to hear anymore.
That girl sounds a mess.
She sounds crazy.
Whatever drug she's on, please. That girl sounds a mess. She sounds crazy. Whatever drug she's on, please.
That girl sounds a mess.
She sounds horrible.
So from what I understand and what I gather is dude got caught, I think, cheating on his girl.
Mm-hmm.
Or doing something that he shouldn't have been doing, allegedly.
And she texts her brother's like, come over here and shoot this shit up.
Well, there's a video of her attacking him by the door.
There's a video of her attacking him, punching him in the face.
But she text her brothers to come over here and shoot this shit up.
And her brothers and them showed up.
And shot the shit up?
Yeah, but he had a gun.
And he had a gun.
And one of the brothers ends up, or one of the guys that came ends up dying.
So now homeboy's on trial for murder.
For murder.
But he was protecting himself
That's crazy
What state are they in?
Florida
Where they have the stand your ground
They do
Law
Yeah but stand your ground
Is different from black people
No I totally understand
And that is clear
Just ground your stand
For black people
Oh because
That is some bullshit
That's some bullshit
Yeah
No her responses
Are the real bullshit
I was mad
I was mad
Yeah
No she said
Yo shoot this shit up
What did you mean
By shoot this shit up
She said everything
Except him
Does she not get charged
Like bullet some remote
Control to some shit
Like
She doesn't get charged
For
I would have to imagine
She would get charged
With something
Yeah
What's the charge?
Conspiracy to
something. Accessory to
something. Accessory to a crime.
That's like putting out a hit.
I think if they would have shot him,
she might get charged.
No, but even just the attempt. The attempt?
No. Yeah. I don't know.
I don't know I don't know
That's wild
That's crazy
If she's not facing any charges
That's crazy
Man
They hard on drug dealers
But nigga tell a nigga
Hey yo go pick that up
Word
He going down
You shouldn't pick that up
That's a rego now
Yeah
What the fuck is going on bro
She
This
Discombobulate
I wanna
I can't
She got me upset
The way she was talking
Disrespected the courtroom
She showed no compassion
And
Her explanation was horrible
We all know we get mad
But you said something
That led to somebody dying
If she don't get charged
She said my brother
Didn't have a firearm
When he left the house
To go see my man
Even if they beat him up
And stomped him out
What you talking about You sent them over there No matter what he left the house to go see my man. Even if they beat him up and stomped him out.
What you talking about?
You sent them over there, no matter what.
Yeah, I'm not saying much on it because I think people know how we feel about it.
Yeah, you sent them.
We saw it in Minister of Society.
Yeah.
Sad.
Sad.
Sad indeed.
The Devil's Hour, that's the name of that show.
The Devil's Hour. Sound like my bag of that show. The Devil's Hour.
Sound like my bag. Yeah, it is. I was trying to watch that shit you was talking about.
From? From. From. And? I found that. The interface isn't very good over there. You got to really like dig through shit. Nah, they changed it. Yeah?
Yeah, it looks new to me. They try to make it all HBO-y. Yeah, it's not the greatest but...
They got some shit over there though. I work there as well. They got some shit over there, though. I work there as well.
They got some shit over there.
Shout out to Amp and Amazon.
I think your interface is amazing.
The greatest of interfaces.
I think you have the best interface out there, actually.
I'm not sure what Amazon he's using.
Maybe my phone.
Maybe I need to update.
Oh, man.
All right.
Backuping this bitch.
Indeed.
Come on.
Who's got the word on the character?
Well, we can't leave TV, though.
We've been talking about all these TV shows,
and they ain't talking about the big one.
Pause.
Mm-hmm.
Succession finale, man.
Oh, shit.
I learned so much from y'all about this show.
I ain't even watch again.
I don't.
They do a trash recap every week.
Oh, man.
It's trash?
Stop saying no no it's not
Then stop man
I'm at the edge of my seat
For this one though
Well the show's over
So that's it
That was it
Moving on
No
You ain't see it?
You didn't watch it?
We're not talking to Joe
Thank you
Okay alright
We don't even have to ask
Like when the show just aired
Alright
All y'all gotta do
Is get y'all shit going.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Talk to me, Mel.
I thought that the succession finale was phenomenal.
Everybody was wrong, at least in this room,
because we chose one of the siblings.
We did.
And it, oh, sorry, spoiler alert.
Yeah, spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
If you have not seen it, hit the fast forward, maybe for about five, ten minutes.
I don't know.
But none of the siblings got it.
It was Tom Wamsgans who ends up as the Waystar CEO, which was kind of crazy.
But you said that there was like a prediction that it had happened, that it was going to happen because of his last name.
So there's a bunch of conspiracy theories.
There was a TikTok page that posted this a couple of weeks ago.
And they were like, is Tom's last name really a spoiler as what's going to happen with the finale?
There was a MLB player with the same last name in like the 20s.
Yeah.
And he he he's the only one to ever have
an unassisted triple play.
Yeah.
So in that way,
he takes out all three siblings.
Yeah, he took out.
So they were like,
is this a play
and is Tom going to take out
all three siblings?
So here was another.
I saw it as bullshit when I read it.
But here was another conspiracy theory.
Few episodes ago,
people noticed that he had an android.
And I found out that
apparently no
villain can possess an
iPhone on TV or movies.
Oh, that sounds like a crock of shit.
I don't know. So that was just one of the
things that came up.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Joe, I'm with you. I shouldn't be
trying. He said he knew the real story.
I just want to say that so far, biggest finale ever.
And y'all have given me a spoiler alert and TikTok conspiracy theories.
Okay.
So at the end of season three, when they were in Italy at the mother's wedding,
and they were planning their coup against their father, and they were planning, you know, their coup against their father,
and they were trying to, like, you know,
get their mother's shares, et cetera, et cetera,
and he, Tom betrays Shiv
and tells him what they're planning on doing,
and when he was confronted with them,
he screams at them,
you are all not serious people.
And then that just kind of, like, resonated.
The legacy of Logan Roy is that he destroyed his
own legacy by not preparing any of his children to take over for him he cultivated so much
backbiting so much manipulation so much insecurity within all of them telling them at different
points you're the chosen one
he told them all he said Roman you're going to be it he told Kendall you're going to be it he told
Shiv you're going to be it with no intention and Connor was just like you know dog shit and then
throughout this whole story but he was never that none of the children were ever going to ascend to
the throne because he never prepared them properly for them to do so,
which was really painful to watch
because in that way,
they could never actually fully love each other as siblings.
And that came through in the last episode
with that boardroom fight.
That shit was fucking epic.
It was.
You know?
It was.
And they're literally just becoming
they're fulfilling their destiny i kind of thought that kendall roy when he walked towards the water
after he discovered that the votes didn't go his way he's out yeah i thought that he was going to
unend himself yeah and unend himself because kend Royce... Unalive, not unend.
Unalive. So Kendall Royce
character has had some really interesting
kind of, you know, instances
with water. End of the first season
where him and the
waiter from the party, they ended
up in the lake, etc.
You know, and he's floating in the
pool in Italy and they
think that it's like a suicide attempt
and stuff like that.
But then in this last episode where he's like,
you know, he goes out for a swim at night
when the siblings have said, okay, let's band together.
And he kind of disappears in the murky dark waters
and you're like, wait, is he going to come up
or something like that?
So having him walk to the Hudson and stare out
in footage that was not released he
actually gets up on like the railing oh yeah yes and the bodyguard who was his former her father's
former bodyguard comes along to grab him at the last minute kind of thing. So I kind of thought that he was going to end his life.
The scene that really just was just chef's kiss was Shiv in the car with Tom after he's been announced as the CEO. And she's sitting there looking like Lady fucking Macbeth because she
didn't necessarily choose Tom, but she 1000%000% did not choose her brother. Yeah.
And that was so pivotal.
When she's in the car, she's carrying his progeny,
but now she's been reduced to just the pregnant, you know, first lady kind of thing.
But in that, she kind of gets to win, sort of.
I feel like...
That's what I saw.
You saw that as...
I thought that...
I saw that as zero-sum game.
Nah, that's her way of winning without winning. Yeah, she as, I thought that, I saw that as zero sum game. Nah,
that's her way of winning
without winning.
Yeah,
she chose,
I can't physically win.
I'm going to choose
the next best option.
I'm going to back Tom now.
But she's choosing
a loveless marriage.
And she,
and the fact that
Mattson completely
fucked her over.
Not only that,
he doesn't just betray her.
He gets her to whip up
all the votes
and get all, you know and get everything in his favor.
And then he goes and chooses Tom, her estranged husband.
And he does so in the most sexist, most fucked up way by basically saying, I want to fuck your wife.
You know what I mean?
That shit was so wild.
Tom is his dog.
This is not.
Tom is everybody's dog that's who Tom has been
the entire show
and he's okay with it
and he's perfectly fine with that
believing
hey I'll be taken care of
if I just
don't move the needle at all
stay the course
I stay the course
man it worked out
but right now
he's not really a CEO
you know what I mean
it's a very performative role he's basically gonna be like You know what I mean? It's a very performative role
He's basically going to be like
Mattson's puppet
And that's what Mattson wanted
Which is what he's always been offering
To everybody, correct
I think that Tom was really honestly
Just trying to secure a position
I don't think he saw a CEO coming
I just don't
But when Shiv's sitting in the car with him
And he holds out his hand
and she just places her hand like lightly, like tepid, lukewarm water, like it's barely even a
touch. That to me was just indicative of what the future looks like for them. For Kendall Roy,
them for kendall roy it well it's it's this is the defining moment of his life he's never going to be able to get himself on any kind of track because this was going this was supposed to be
this was it this was all or nothing for him yeah roman's gonna be fine Because really honestly I feel like
I'm gonna
Yeah no
But Roman
Won
For what he wanted
Right
Like now I'm free
From all this bullshit
Yeah
That's all I've been wanting
I don't give a
He's been telling us all
See I don't give a fuck
Yeah
I don't give a fuck
Get me out of this shit
Yeah
So now I've gotten my freedom
Mm
Kendall
Again
Back to I didn't think he would make it Through this episode Once the betrayal happened Yeah Yeah. So now I've gotten my freedom. Kendall, again, back to,
I didn't think he would make it through this episode
once the betrayal happened.
Yeah.
Because this is all that I have been prepared for.
He said, I don't know anything else.
I can't do anything else.
I'm never getting past this.
He's fucked.
Yeah.
What this really was,
it was basically like a Greek tragedy.
And what it was is just a tale of what being a slave to capitalism actually is.
Because these people are filthy fucking rich, beyond rich.
But they are all miserable and they've all lost.
Kendall literally has nothing.
He doesn't have his wife or his ex-wife now.
His kids are basically kind of estranged, especially
after that stunt that he pulled at the funeral.
He doesn't have the job of CEO.
He doesn't have the relationship with his siblings.
He literally has lost
everything. But he's filthy
fucking rich. Roman
has literally no identity other
than being a scuzzy little
wannabe playboy. And Shiv is now
a wife.
That's it.
Yeah.
So fuck all her ambitions.
You know, just fuck her independence, et cetera, et cetera.
She's just been reduced to the last thing
that she ever fucking wanted to be.
And that's why I said it's a zero-sum game
and it's not really a win for her
because mentally this would be something very difficult for a woman like her to wrap her mind around.
Yeah. Her only her only contribution now is having the baby.
Yeah. Delivering the air. Yeah.
That's it. Yeah.
So in summation, you guys are.
I thought that it was it's a phenomenal show.
If you've never watched it, it's worth it to watch the show.
Nice.
Yeah.
Even after the fact that we've just...
Everybody's talking about the finale.
A bunch of, you know, op-eds are being written
and stuff like that.
It is one of the best TV shows
I've ever watched in my life.
It was just...
It was phenomenal.
Well acted.
It's up there.
Yeah.
It's up there.
Horrible characters.
Everyone is detestable.
Yes.
Everybody's detestable. Everyone. Everybody. Yeah. It's not dissim Horrible characters. Everyone is detestable. Yes, everybody's detestable.
Everybody.
Everybody.
It's not dissimilar from Game of Thrones kind of in that way.
Very much, yeah.
It's just in a different scenery and time.
I want to shoot every throne of you.
You know what's funny though?
These niggas will find a way to get the red wedding
and the fucking, we talking about success.
And I'm not comparing the shows.
I'm only talking about the final seasons
and these two particular characters
because I've been re-watching Power.
And I'm watching the final season
and Ghost reminds me of Kendall.
Where it was like, at the end,
I'm willing to lose it all for this.
Everything that ever mattered to me
doesn't exist no more.
My family,
I will lie to all of you.
My friend,
nothing matters.
Nothing is more important
than the mission
that I think I'm on
and it's to achieve this.
And you losing it.
And Shiv's final move
in the boardroom
where she decided
not to vote for Kendall
really reminded me a lot
of Sissy in Snowfall.
Sissy Saint, Franklin's mom, where it was just like, why the fuck would she do that?
You know, why would she right before he gives the password information, et cetera, et cetera.
And she had her motives for why, because absolute power corrupts absolutely.
And she saw that she had lost her son.
He was no longer, you know, the person that she remembers.
So I saw this as being a very similar move, the way that Shiv decided to back out completely because she just she was like, I love you, Roman.
I love you, Kendall, but I cannot stomach you. And you should be the last person that should hold the reins.
You should be the last person that has this level of power. should not have it and I thought that that was just it was
though it was brilliant it was dope I loved it game seven happened
because that's fucked up.
It is.
Round of applause.
That was a great show.
It was a great show.
Salute to everybody.
They ain't fucking up.
That's all that was important to me. Yeah, they sure did.
When you get to these finales,
you be like,
are they going to fuck this up
and make me hate the entire,
Game of Thrones.
Not to go back to that,
but there's no asterisk
next to succession.
Not at all.
It was good up until this point.
No.
Yeah.
But Game seven happened.
So it did.
What do you think?
Anybody?
Question.
Oh, shoot.
Just I'm ignorant, you know, but did they speed up the amount of time in which the games are actually played?
Because it seems like every single team that kind of made it to the semifinals,
they literally all ran out of steam.
The Lakers ran out of steam.
Boston ran out of steam.
Conference finals.
Hmm?
The conference finals.
Yeah, yes.
They modified the schedules a little bit different
than yesteryear.
Sometimes yesteryear, especially the traveling team,
would get...
Like an extra day or something?
Yeah.
And now they did it every other...
Every game was every other day.
Every other day.
And back in the day,
they didn't used to do that.
The traveling team
would get an additional day.
That's what it looks like
has happened.
That's what happened.
Yeah.
And it seems like the exhaustion
just shows up.
I mean,
I'm sure I played a part in it. Especially for the older teams, I'm sure I played a part in it.
Especially for the older teams,
I'm sure I played a part.
For the older players, rather.
The right team won.
The right team won.
I agree.
I agree.
I thought Boston...
Wait, what's the right team?
The Heat played better throughout these playoffs
than the Celtics did.
I agree.
I wanted Boston to win initially, but I found myself just rooting for the Heat.
I just found myself wanting them to win subconsciously.
They just played basketball the right way.
It looked like they were the fucking Spurs out there.
Boston was doing a bunch of dumb shit.
Boston was playing like they was in the park.
And so I think that coaching, no point guard play for Boston, ended like they was in the park. And so I think that coaching,
no point guard play for Boston
ended up shooting them in the foot.
They just kept shooting threes.
Dog, the time going to run out somewhere.
You got to start taking the ball to the hole. You got to start playing
a little smarter basketball. And I think that
they just did not do that throughout the whole series.
Do you think players are
coached that way now? Or is it just
a new adaptation on basketball?
I think the three-pointer is way more popular than it's ever been
because of the Golden State style of play.
But I think that at some point, situational basketball has to take place.
Like, yo, it's no other game.
It's game seven.
So I'm going to just keep shooting 40-footers and they not falling,
and I'm going to just keep going deeper and deeper and deeper
and deeper and whole deficit. It was 20 20 points we got to start attacking the basket we got to start
making the refs call some fouls slow the game down get some foul shots and shit like that to
get back in the game they just never did that they just kept shooting threes i say that like
a little different but you'll get what i'm trying to say. Years ago, we used to download music,
put it on our devices, right?
Streaming came in, changed the game.
People don't really remember how to do that.
It's still there.
It didn't leave.
But because you've been doing something so different
for so long, you kind of lost the know-how.
And I'm looking at basketball now,
the way the game is played,
I don't even think a lot of these players can,
I mean, it sounds simple.
Post up.
Drive to the hole.
Can we kick Boston's back and have fun?
Yeah.
Can we have fun?
Why would I kick Boston's back in?
Because they shot themselves in the foot.
Because homeboy asked my man
to hit the stupid ass
hairline with the headband
he tried to hide it
with the headband
now
yeah
but that's my man
but
no
why would we not
laugh at him
get that fucking
hairline off the TV
hey Adam Silver
don't want it
Adam Silver don't want
anything fun
like y'all told me
and my man
and what's the other
what's the other nigga
on Boston
the one that look like
he got a wig on
look like Macau Pfeiffer and um what's And what's the other Nigga on Boston The one that look like He got a wig on Look like Macau Pfeiffer
And um
What's the big dude
With the braids
That got his braids
Tucked under the headband
That shit look like a wig
Robert Williams
Yeah he look like Macau Pfeiffer
You go home too
Robert Williams
Yeah get these niggas
The fuck out of here
All of them
Listen
I hate Boston
So I'm with this all day
Yeah
I hate everything about Boston
Get all this
The adaptation of a three point shot
Get these niggas the fuck out of here.
It's tough to win four games in a row, period.
Mm-hmm.
Against an NBA team.
It's four games in a row.
And they might got a little love from the refs in game six.
Mel is right.
They was gassed.
They was gassed.
At some point, coaching is going to come into play here.
And there was a clear difference between Spolstra and homeboy.
You had to think that Jimmy
Butler was going to wake up at some point,
Kyle Lowry at some point,
and we really just needed
to have the United mic
players up during the game. We needed to have
Jalen Brown's locker mic'd up.
We needed to just keep a microphone
in there so we can hear every conversation.
All of them.
I want to hear what Tatum had to say to him.
That was horrific.
That was horrific.
It was.
Nine turnovers, every missed shot in the world.
There was a graph going on with him.
It was going viral before this game
where it was a stick figure of Jalen Brown.
And it said,
has ball or doesn't have ball,
stand still was the option.
Then it says, has ball,
throw it out of bounds,
fall into the defender's knees,
like a whole bunch of goofy shit.
And then you watch the game and that's all he did
the whole fucking game.
If I'm Jason Tatum, I'm going to have a nice talk he did the whole fucking game.
If I'm Jason Tatum,
I'm going to have a nice talking to
what's Purdue dude?
What's the dude?
They general manager.
What's his name?
Brad Bradford.
Brad.
Oh, Brad.
Purdue.
Ivy League.
Gordon Hayward.
Success.
You know the school.
I'm going to have
a nice long talk with him. I'm going to have a nice
long talk with him
I'm going to talk to a few
of them
I ain't going to lie to you
I ain't going to lie to you
you think they got to
they got to break that up
wait what
you think they got to
break that up
oh he's out of here buddy
he's out of here
shh
he's out of here
you're going
you're going
building around Tatum
and
these coaches they not playing with these coaches.
Short leash for these coaches.
I like Nick Nurse in Philly.
I love it.
I like Nick Nurse in Philly.
Love it, love it, love it.
I like Adrian Griffin in Milwaukee.
I like it.
That's where they are?
Yeah.
Really?
I like Adrian Griffin in Milwaukee.
I like the new coaching hires.
I like the short leash on these coaches.
I was going to ask y'all, speaking of coaches, if Miami loses that, do they fire the coach?
No.
No.
Hell no.
Good nigga.
No.
Some of them don't got a short leash.
Very few got it.
Especially as an 8C?
Nah.
He's going to be right there.
Okay.
8C, you lost Tyler Hero.
Right.
Jimmy Butler got hurt you got a
bunch of excuses
he's been there since
08 as the coach
or somewhere around there
he's been with the team
since 97
or some shit
he's not letting him go
he'll be there for the next
that's his job
he's been to the finals
six times in the past
ten years or some shit
like that
I forgot what his dad was
arguably the best coach
in basketball
arguably
currently yeah
yeah
two or three.
But yeah.
He's the hope.
Well, Popovich is going to coach.
Pop is one.
Oh, yeah.
Pop is one.
They like Pop in.
We know that.
Pop is one.
Damn, Tatum, man.
Damn it.
It's my man.
It's my man.
Jimmy's my man, too.
But damn.
Anytime I see Boston go home, I'm happy.
Sorry. In Boston, I'm happy. Sorry.
In Boston, though.
I don't know.
Yo, that shit was dead.
The whole ceremony was like.
Listen, them lights get bright.
And them shots, they start missing.
They start bricking.
And you know what it is?
Boston get to hearing that stat.
No team has ever come back from down 0-3
to win a series. Okay, we home now.
We got some momentum. We done won three in a row.
A little bit of added pressure on top of it.
And they wasn't supposed to win the last game.
No, they weren't. That was a gift.
The little three points of a second
made all the difference in the world. Boston hasn't looked
good throughout the playoffs. They haven't.
They don't need to
be there. Now, grand. No, they haven't. They don't need to be there.
Now, grand opening, grand closing for Miami.
I agree.
I don't see it.
Although I've slept on them the whole playoffs and they keep showing up.
It's different.
It is different.
It's very different.
I've been on the Denver train this whole playoffs.
Quick finals.
Quick finals.
Are you guys excited about this matchup?
No.
No.
Well, I am because they fought earlier.
What do you mean?
Like physically fought?
Yeah, they fought.
There was a beef in the game last year.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That was with the brothers and shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
Homework's still about to happen.
Are they still playing?
Listen, there's a meme going around,
and there's a story going around and there's a story going around
that highlights
that game in particular
of Jimmy Butler
saying
something foul
to them
to them dudes
so I'm excited
about
the beef
the tension
that
I'm gonna watch it
and I wanna see
Bam
have to deal with
Joker
that's gonna be a long series for him boy that is gonna be And I want to see Bam have to deal with Joker.
That's going to be a long series for him, boy.
That is going to be a long series. Short series for us watching, but it's going to be a long series for him.
I think it's longer than we think.
Pause.
Please expound.
I think Miami's just been underappreciated and underestimated.
Like, yo, when you watch them play,
the seven niggas that you cracked on that didn't get drafted,
they play ball, yo.
I owe them all an apology.
They really are good basketball players.
Caleb.
Caleb, he's a monster.
Caleb.
I will not disrespect your name like that again.
Ever again.
And my little dude.
Vincent.
My little dude, Gabe Vincent.
That looked like the dude that,
while you in Miami on your way
to get a cup of coffee on Collins or something,
that looked like the nigga that just was walking by you.
Right there.
Hey, what's up, Gabe?
That's my nigga Gabe.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I got to stop disrespecting them, dude.
They play ball, yo.
They showed up.
Duncan Robinson, I don't know who he think he is.
He's showing out.
He's showing out.
Tyler Hero trying to come back for game three.
Thirsty ass.
He's trying to come back.
Is he really?
Yeah.
Oh, that's dope.
Yeah, he's trying to come back.
Game three is the finals.
You bet your bottom line.
I ain't mad.
You bet your ass.
I just think that Martin.
Is he good, Tyler Hero?
Yeah, he's good.
Not good enough.
They're going on.
They're going on.
Five.
Joke or different, yeah.
Might not be.
Alonzo Mourning would have to suit up himself.
Shaq would have to come out of that booth and get down there and have to deal with.
Joker.
Yo.
I mean, Joker, the guy Joker that you guys talk about, he wasn't good before.
He's always been good.
No, he's been good.
He's always been good.
He got a lot better to me fast he was good and now
he's good like they all he won the mvp uh two years in a row so everybody else was like this
guy's the man should have been three no it shouldn't have been two well it shouldn't have
been two but it was but it shouldn't have been it should But it was. But it shouldn't have been. It should have been one. So don't start talking about, yeah, he shouldn't have got two fucking MVPs in a row.
But cool.
So now they're saying he should have got this one.
I'm with him.
Okay.
Then he shouldn't have got one of those two.
But it don't even matter.
He's clearly the man right now.
Yeah, he's the man.
He's the man.
It is what it is.
He plays good.
He's great.
He's amazing.
It's funny to watch because he's the most non-athletic basketball player you might ever see.
But super high basketball intelligence.
He's slow as shit.
He wouldn't even think he was that.
Watching him.
Y'all on his dick.
So what makes him nice?
He's super smart.
He plays very smart.
Got it.
Okay, I'll watch.
He plays smart.
He does.
I'm going to watch this.
Who else plays smart? Nobody on Boston? Right? Chris Paul does. I'm going to watch this. Who else plays smart?
Nobody in Boston?
Right, Chris Paul sucks.
I hate Mark.
Plays smart.
When the niggas start killing, niggas think of all the agitators in the world.
That's a bad idea.
Nah, it's just best footwork in the world.
Plays the game the right way.
His basketball IQ was stupendous.
Locker room.
Locker room guy.
He makes up for his deficiencies
in athletic ability
by fucking
killing.
Playing smart.
His IQ,
to the basketball IQ,
was good.
Yeah, he's big.
He got a small guy in him.
He goes to the post.
He's trying to run down
the...
Don't shoot jumpers.
He don't shoot jumpers
from the three-pointers.
Well, and they have Aaron Gordon
to really play the defense
that Joker should be playing.
So,
then there's that.
I ain't gonna lie.
You sprinkle hate and everything.
Got to.
Sprinkle that shit.
You want to come in and just dick ride like these niggas?
Yo, he's the man.
Yo, he's the best.
He's the smart guy.
Nah.
Nah, I ain't with all of that.
Sprinkle hate.
Just sprinkle the hate.
Just a little dash.
Just a little dash of hate.
Just a little dash of hate.
That should be a segment.
Any of y'all got some hate y'all want to dash out there?
I don't do that.
I know you won't even come in here and what?
And what?
All of y'all come in here.
I'm looking at you.
I know, but you did something with your mouth.
Whoa.
Why did you start biting your lip?
I'm not biting.
Fam, what's going on with you?
You okay?
What do I mean?
You biting your lip.
I'm not biting my lip.
All right, guys.
The hate just.
You know how the top come over there, bro, you know how the top come over the salt
when all this shit.
Now you look at your lips.
Bam.
It's some bad shit
in here to look at.
Stop looking at me.
What's wrong with this guy,
yo?
The top came off the hate.
Now I don't remember
what I was saying.
Oh, yeah,
you won't even fucking
tell the truth
about your real estate brethren.
He out here stealing fucking money.
You want to come in here and be fucking devil's advocate after taking a day off.
Yeah, I mean, I see both sides of it.
I mean, on one side, once you make a promise, you can't really promise.
That's not what I said.
Once you make a promise, you can't really promise.
You know, this game, this crypto investo game, there's no way to really make any guarantees.
You can't make promises.
Shut the fuck up.
Your man is scamming, nigga.
Your man is scamming.
First of all, he ain't my man.
Your man is scamming, nigga.
I don't care about that real estate blue wall you trying to put up.
Like the fucking cops.
Do they call it the blue shield?
The blue wall?
I don't give a fuck if you come here with that fucking devil's advocate shit.
Is he stealing or not?
I have no idea. You talking about, listen, man, I don't give a fuck if you come here with that fucking devil's advocate shit. Is he stealing or not? I have no idea.
You talking about, listen, man, I don't know.
It's a tough game out there in a finicky market.
Nigga, he's stealing.
I want you to keep that for the next week.
Your man Puff do some bullshit.
I want you to have the same voice.
When your niggas be out here doing some goofy shit.
Oh, my God.
It's not stealing if the paperwork is ironclad.
So how you know
this nigga don't got ironclad?
We gonna see.
We gonna see.
Hey, I can tell you
it ain't ironclad
if Tony the Closer
has uncovered this thing.
That's not true.
Tony uncovered this
without a cop,
without them little
meddling kids,
without nothing. Yo, you a fool.
Tony just, hey, you listen.
Yo, stop calling a nigga my man, bro, first of all.
I don't know what type of real estate shit you into now.
All you real estate niggas need to be called to the carpet.
The fuck is he talking about?
I ain't coming here to fucking play nice with these real estate niggas.
All of them.
I'm going to just play nice with the industry niggas.
Ceasing your man, nigga? All of them. Yo, stop. You play nice with the industry niggas. Seasoning your man, nigga?
All of them.
No season, never madam.
You was also taking up a season, nigga?
He was bigging them up.
He was not taking up for anything.
He was bigging them up.
That's why you was quiet, nigga?
Listen.
He was bigging them up.
I was bigging up C-Zar.
Yeah, nigga.
I was bigging up C-Zar.
I heard you.
I saw you took them, but I took them to ice.
You didn't hear that?
My man heard you.
No, he didn't hear that neither.
All of you niggas need to be investigated now
I don't know about these house flipping niggas
Would you know about your industry brother? Oh, I know which one I'm be stealing which one don't know
It's a better question. It's a boy's to do. Okay, you don't feel like naming them though. Yeah, I know which one of them be stealing. Which one don't? Which one don't? It's a better question.
It's a bunch of don'ts.
Oh, OK.
You don't feel like naming them?
No.
Yeah, 360 brothers.
That don't steal?
Yeah.
How's the paperwork?
How's the paperwork?
Look, niggas signing a thievery every day, Joe.
Then it's not thievery.
How come if you review it?
All right, well, homeboy.
Homeboy's not stealing.
I'm not bailing on the map.
I know that I'm the last one that should be saying this.
Somebody might have signed some stupid shit they wasn't supposed
to.
Oh, come on, Isha.
Oh, Isha, stop.
Isha, you my man.
Stop, bro.
You going down the dark hole.
I'm telling you, stop.
I'm not.
Cesar looking crazy right now, nigga.
I'm just joking.
You going to say some real shit and get in trouble.
Me too.
I don't know Cesar from fucking Brutus.
We not talking about black ink neither, nigga.
Who is that?
Never mind.
Yeah, yeah. Fuck. You got that? Never mind. Yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
You got white ink.
Oh, hoes.
Yo, fuck.
I'm going to get you.
I set you up.
Nigga, you don't get the fuck out of here.
We're going to investigate you next week, you ass nigga.
Come on, nigga.
I'm going to bail you out.
Good.
And I'm going to go on the front line,
but you would say it was me that stole, nigga.
Oh, man. Stupid, yo.
That shit look crazy though right now, so I feel bad.
I saw Envy performing at the party, DJing.
I said, he going through some shit.
Nigga, nigga.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait.
G Money?
Wait, what happened?
I be trying to do what?
What happened?
Yo, Envy was, shout out to DJ G Money.
Envy and DJ G Money was on the same set in DR.
G-Money recorded every G-Money title
every day even though I was recording.
That nigga looked sad.
I had to text the nigga.
Yo, you good, my nigga?
He was like this.
He didn't want to play.
Nigga looked down.
DJ pressing the buttons.
Damn, son.
I think he played a preset playlist, nigga.
He might have.
He probably put a CD in. Like, man, this shit just went. I, nigga. He might have. He probably put a CD in.
Like, man, I'm just playing.
I'm stressed.
He looks sad.
I said, damn, why G-Money boosted that?
I be knowing what niggas is having a long week.
He said, yo, show the G-Money.
Show the G-Money.
Nigga, you interviewing with us, man.
That whole Caesar reply just read like, oh, shit.
Envy called me.
Let me get him up out of this. Yo, dog, you fucking my name up. Yo, gold. Say something. Get your money shit, Envy called me. Let me get him up out of this.
Yo, dog, you fucking my name up.
Yo, get his money back.
Envy said that, though.
When he was talking to Tony Closer, like, yo, I asked him directly, yo, you stealing these people money?
He said no.
Yeah, you fucking Envy's name up, yo.
How's he going to play the songs like this?
Stress.
This nigga right here, yo.
This is the difference.
Oh shit.
Hey, why you let me talk?
What?
What you do?
Hey.
Play something.
Go ahead, get this shit off.
How will I ever lead the talk break under these conditions?
Envy, Envy, Envy, I got to say something to you too, Envy.
I spoke to Ms. Jones.
I was in Lawrenceville. I spoke to Ms. Jones. Joe didn't get you to these. Envy, Envy, Envy, I got to say something to you too, Envy. I spoke to Miss Jones. I was in Lawrenceville.
I spoke to Miss Jones.
Joe didn't get you to join.
Come on, Envy.
Miss Jones told me, man.
Enough.
I got to, I got to,
I've been holding you down.
I spoke to Miss Jones.
I was just at her son's graduation
in Lawrenceville, New Jersey.
Oh, you had to get her from Miss Jones?
You ain't believe me when I do that?
Shout out to Miss Jones.
We was talking about it.
I love Miss Jones.
Shout out to Miss Jones.
And she said she came,
she said, you know,
after Joe left,
you know, I was left, I was after.
But she said, Tracy ain't nowhere.
Heavy chill.
Heavy chill.
Why you make me look like this?
No, honestly, you know what?
Listen. That goes back to what I was saying.
I apologize.
I got to apologize to you.
Let me be a man.
All right.
I apologize to you for not doing my proper due diligence and coming out here and going
out the window for a relationship that I should have.
I should do more research and do better research before I come on the mic and spew something like that.
Just for devil's advocate's sake.
Because sometimes shit don't need to be said because Miss Jones was right there.
She just confirmed.
She said, nigga, Flip, what are you talking about?
And I was like.
So look.
She said some other shit, but she said Joe and Tracy was cool.
So look.
Flip. You and I. Hold on, Flip. She said some other shit, but she said Joe and Tracy was cool. You know? So look, we just, flip.
You and I just, hold on, flip.
We just had a conversation about that.
Where you was like, yo, if you hear somebody saying something about some.
You did.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
I just be wanting to hope my niggas dead.
But you can't, but there comes a part and not, what if you don't know what the fuck happened?
I was so mad this nigga was right.
So I want to bomb this nigga like that.
We had a graduation. I'm like fuck happened? I was so mad this nigga was right. I want to bomb this nigga like that. We had a graduation.
I'm like, man.
No, I was mad too.
So I was home trying to think of a solution so I could never feel like that again.
Like when you write about something,
but then you feel fucked up about it.
And I came up with something.
Never help nobody else.
No, no, no, no.
Oh.
No, way juicier than that.
I'm about to start lying.
You lied.
Wait, what?
You lied about all of us.
Not willfully.
Any lie they think I said, to me, I wasn't lying.
I think I be saying the truth and niggas react a certain way.
Got it.
But now that I know all the lies that niggas is out here moving around
and getting off,
I want to start lying.
I want to start adding just lies out there.
Hmm.
I think I could get you niggas
to blow a gasket.
These niggas is having too much fun lying
and they lie get to be 20 years.
Nah.
Y'all having too much fun now. I feel crazy. If the like it to be 20 years nah y'all having too much fun now I thought crazy if the lie get to be 20 years and to get from other lies just
be like oh no I ain't even wait what where am I in the fucking mess if that's
what's going on say less say. Get your lies off me.
Hey, my ex only had to accuse me
of cheating 900 times
before the light bulb went off.
Might as well cheat.
Wait a second.
Even if I wasn't doing nothing.
I guess if I'm accused.
What?
Yo, what the fuck, man?
What?
You never know that?
I don't have to ask you.
You're just going to lie for the pod.
How do you think the pod would be if me and you both were single at the same time?
Seriously.
Get your shine on.
Get your shine on.
You can't answer my man's question, son.
He asked you a question, bro.
Oh, I thought it was a tour.
No, it wasn't.
Are you a big man now? Nah.? Yeah, ask your question, bro. Oh, I thought it was a tour. No, it wasn't.
Are you a big man now?
Nah.
We were sitting here waiting for an answer.
Hey.
I think it would be a little more provocative.
I think that... Give me a second.
I think yesteryear's three-point shot,
the way that they used the three-point shot
in yesteryear's game is different from...
You hear this guy? It'd be a little's game. It's different.
You hear this guy?
Be a little more provocative.
What you mean?
If we both were single, we would both have more stories.
I think y'all be competing up here.
No, we wouldn't. I don't do that.
How was your weekend?
My weekend was alright.
That type of thing.
Do you get worried? Say if you bring a girl around type of thing. Do you get worried?
Say if you bring a girl around your homies,
do you get worried that the shorty you bring
might like one of your homies?
Did that ever cross your mind?
No.
Like, my man is fly.
I don't want to bring her there to that party
because she may like my man.
Uh-uh.
So you don't care?
You'll just bring her anyway?
Yeah.
Solid.
How you should think different as a team?
Damn, I got to bring a good team.
Stash boy.
I got to bring her here.
See, if I was single, I would say something different.
But I can't give you my, fuck.
My coming up when I was young, if she liked my man, we jumped her.
Can you clarify the word jump on this platform?
Can you clarify the word jump on this platform, please?
He's talking about a sexual act.
He didn't mean. He didn't mean please clarify jump. Sorry folks he doesn't mean physically. Yeah.
Jumping. Yeah you got to clear that up.
No that's what happened. But you went fuck what again though?
Why? A lot of those times
was your man from Newark? Yeah mostly all the time.
Wait you still fuck with her after that?
You said if I brought a girl around my friends,
if I brought a girl around my friends
and she took an interest in my man.
That's the real Newark shit to think.
You going to DP her?
I didn't say DP.
You going to jump her?
I said we would.
Jump her figuratively, but when I'm asking.
Together, naked?
Eskimo brothers.
Well, hold on.
I can't ask.
That's a thing, though. Hey, you clowned me for eating a fucking hot dog in front of Fifth Ave on I can't ask That's a thing though
Hey you clowned me
For eating a fucking hot dog
In front of Fifth Ave
I can't ask
Good question
Is it
Hold on
Cause I wasn't naked
When we fucked in the same room
Is it
Is it at the same time
I wasn't naked
I don't trust you like that
I'ma go in
Can't get that vulnerable
Which one
Why you won't answer me
I don't
All y'all talking
I just said a word
What's your question
Is it the same time You and your dude be new Yo stop Why you won't answer me? I don't, all y'all talking. I just said a word. What's your question?
Is it the same time? You and your dude be new?
Yo, stop!
Joe.
Yes.
You and I have ran threesomes
and foursomes
and fivesomes with girls
in the same room.
So stop.
I have my basketball shorts on.
And you was fucking through the zipper.
Basketball shorts don't have a zipper hole.
No, I pulled my shorts down.
You was fucking through the zipper. I was like, look at this nigga. I wasn't fucking through the zipper. Basketball shorts don't have a zipper hole. Nah, I pulled my shorts down. You was fucking through the zipper.
I was like, look at this nigga.
I wasn't fucking through the zipper.
Geek ass nigga.
I'm not getting moved.
Fuck he talking about.
So yes, y'all.
It's all right.
Don't try to put me into the nude boys crew.
To the nude dudes crew.
You nasty.
You nasty.
It's not on me.
I'm just saying.
I talk about zippers.
He watching.
Man, what do you think about all this?
You guys have had threesomes and foursomes and fivesomes together?
No, he's just hyperbole for the podcast.
Lies and treachery will get you fucking nowhere.
No, no.
Me and him have never had threesome or foursome or any of that.
Just a fivesome.
No.
He's just on.
You got to ask him about that shit.
We have fucked in the same room.
Same set of girls.
Which is what?
Add them up.
One, two, three, four, five.
But that's not a threesome or foursome.
And I'm learning recently that a lot of people have no idea what a threesome or foursome is anyway.
What's a threesome?
A threesome is
everybody participating,
the three of you guys
amongst each other,
correct?
Yes.
It's a threesome.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Threesome is three people
involved in a sexual act
together.
And it also depends
if it's two guys
or one girl.
No, that's still a threesome.
That's y'all being
homophobic.
No, that's still a threesome.
Or a jump and newer. That's y'all being homophobic. Nope, that's still a threesome. I'm hearing no joke.
Two guys or two girls.
Order in the pod.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
You caught a headache.
Anyway, yes, that's what we're saying a threesome is.
What are you saying, Ish?
Keep Googling it.
This nigga's crazy.
I'm going to get there.
I'm going to get there.
So, so. This nigga's claiming I'm gonna get there I'm gonna get there So This nigga went on
Lipstick Val
Let's say hypothetically
It's two girls
One dude
The two girls
The two girls
Don't engage
Why not?
I'm making a hypothetical
Oh okay
If the two girls
Don't ever engage
Then that
It's boring
That doesn't qualify
As a threesome?
No
Right
It's not a threesome
Because they just
both fucked a dude.
That qualifies as boring.
They got to engage
with each other.
That's not a threesome.
That's something new to me.
Even if they suck
the dick at the same time,
pause.
They got to kiss
or something.
Engagement.
This is mad booger.
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Speaking of jumping. Speaking of jumping.
Speaking of jumping,
these birds.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
I just, you know.
Did you Google threesome?
I did.
What does it say?
It's kind of vague,
but it just says
a group of three persons
or things.
Let me go to the next one.
A sexual encounter with three participants consisting of three.
That's all.
Three participants.
Nigga, they participating.
Yeah, but they don't say that all of them are engaging with each individual member of the crew.
So then what do they participate in?
Again, if it's two girls, one girl.
So they're jumping the guy
Two girls are jumping the guy
Yeah
That's a threesome
In my hood
We always take shit in the hood
And make shit our own shit
I don't know if it's a
The regular
Just threesome
Not even sexual
Is a group of three people
Engaged in the same activity
So that
Even if you apply it sexually
Wouldn't they have to all be
Kind of engaging together They are engaging Why do Why do you love birds? Oh my God. Love birds.
How many threesomes you had in your life? Under our definition. That's invasive. That's
invasive. That's invasive. Under y'all definition? That's what we're saying. That's invasive
bro. I'm not letting you get that over my man. That's invasive. Um, if you answer that,
I can't hold you down.
What's your definition?
We're all three parties
engaged with each other?
Yes.
Yeah, that is what...
I don't know.
Three or four.
Three or four.
But my definition,
way more than that.
Ballpark.
Fifteen.
Oh, yeah.
Times that by 4
this nigga
who you think
you talking to
this nigga stupid
I tricked him Flint
we got him
we fucking got him
this guy is a fool
alright moving right along
moving right along
what else is important
unimportant
what else is
weighing heavily on you guys' hearts?
Nothing.
Nah, I just want to tell you, though, it ain't about nothing.
I just got to shout Post Malone out, fam.
I'm always down with that.
Dog, he just dropped a compilation called The Diamond Collection.
So I'm like, all right, why is it The Diamond Collection? the diamond collection it's nine joints on there all these are diamond records of his
you know a diamond is 10 million yes so i don't that's just a shout out i don't know many
that could drop an eight nine pack of diamond. What was the biggest record on there?
Rockstar.
No.
Rockstar's not on there?
No, Rockstar's on there. The biggest record, I forget the name of it,
but 17 times platinum.
And I think Rockstar was 14, if I'm not mistaken.
Damn.
Was it congratulated?
Posted that guy?
No, he posted that dude.
You know somebody else that can do that?
That's crazy.
Like in modern day, right?
That would be...
It's quite the feat.
Did it go by like order?
Order of release.
Yeah.
Because the first one is White Iverson.
Yeah.
And then the last one, which isn't a Diamond record, but it was the single he had dropped.
Chemical.
Yeah, Chemical.
He threw that on there yeah everything else a diamond
record according to Wikipedia congratulations is 14 times platinum so
that might be the one with 17 there's one of them there's a 17 god damn is it
better now that's the one that's the biggest I never heard that record me
you probably have you probably heard it just don't know and that's what happened
because I listened to it I'm like I don't know none of these songs.
I know Rockstar, I know White Iverson, I know Congratulations, a couple of them.
I ain't recognize the rest of these names.
And then when they start playing, I'm like, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He can talk.
He can talk his shit.
Yeah, he can.
For real.
He can talk shit.
Oh, that shit, how you look.
To everybody.
Don't worry how you look, nigga.
Where you selling?
That's different right there.
Okay, so I forgot to mention something
about Rockefeller Center, you guys.
There's a tree.
No, the tree wasn't there,
even though I do love that shit.
Okay, so I'm rolling around, you know,
and there's this guy who I'd rolled past,
and he was like, oh my God, you're so beautiful. Thank you, okay, you know, and there's this guy who I rolled past and he was like, oh, my God, you're so beautiful.
Thank you.
OK.
You know, so I had a little table with my girlfriends.
We were just sitting there having some drinks and stuff like that.
How many girlfriends?
They got bottles at Rockefeller?
No, no, no.
They had a bar set up at the roller skating thing.
Yeah.
So I was with two girlfriends.
Two girlfriends.
I was with two girlfriends.
You've actually met Samantha with the British accent.
OK.
Yeah, Samantha. OK. And my girlfriend, Sadia. Not Sabrina actually met Samantha with the British accent. Okay. Okay, and my girlfriend said yeah, that's Sabrina
No, Sabrina wasn't there. No, but she invited
She was doing something. She was doing something else. Yeah, we
Nah, go ahead.
Hit me after, yo.
Oh, y'all going to skate?
Where?
Where?
Oh, wait, wait.
I think she would.
Text me when you get done, you heard?
I think she would have been down if she'd been free.
Hit me when y'all get to Pergola.
Right.
Right.
I haven't been to Pergola since I, I just, anyways.
Sensual.
Yeah.
No.
Let me get this out.
So anyways, this guy, he comes over and he was just like, hey, ladies, you know, I'd love to buy you guys some drinks.
What a gentleman.
On game.
Yeah.
Wow.
The second I looked at him, my instincts were like.
Head over heels.
No, do not let him buy you a fucking drink.
But, but, but.
It's a comma and a but coming good.
My girls had already been like, oh, okay, cool cool so y'all was not on the same page i i was just like you know what discernment thing again right
so i'm just thinking of myself and i was going to ask you guys later on about women and intuition
you know like your girls having intuition so anyways so, let's get this out first.
So we go to the bar. You don't think it's weird that you only hear women.
Talk about intuition?
And they'd be wrong.
Acknowledge that women even have intuition.
You don't think that's odd?
No, because it's a sixth sense.
We have it.
It's a sixth.
And so we do.
Okay, yes.
We do have it.
Anyways, so check this out.
Can't wait for this company.
Like a sixth-toe.
So we go to the bar.
We go to the bar.
And out of some fanny pack, he pulls out a stack of money like that.
It was so just ostentatious.
Gradios.
With the flourish.
And I was like.
He's probably a waiter.
I knew I shouldn't let this motherfucker buy his drinks.
He's like, yeah, so I own this company
and blah, blah, blah.
And this, that, the other,
telling me all this information.
I didn't fucking ask for it.
Wait, so he was buying y'all drinks?
He was buying,
they were like $9 cans of wine.
I just went along with it
because the girls were like,
yeah, sure.
So y'all accepted?
Yeah.
After the intuition
said not to
I
yes
yes
my intuition said no
I did
I went against my intuition
so what's that
that can't be called intuition
what's it called
when you ignore your intuition
no
it's called
it's called ignoring your intuition
absolutely
ignoring
it's called the fourth sense
but go ahead
maybe
a little bit of no sense
anyways so he pulls out the big wad of cash,
and then he's pulling out like a wallet,
and it's a Gucci wallet.
He's just pulling out all this stuff.
He's just pulling out all this stuff.
Gucci wallet.
Couldn't fit the car in the roller skating rink.
He got the key, though.
Key fob on your ass.
All this, I was just like, why do guys do this?
Like, this will be the same guy that complains about a woman wanting him for his money or whatever the case is.
But he does all of this shit like on site, like with the flourish.
I don't understand that.
Like, I just can't understand that.
He proceeded to harass me for the entire night.
At one point, I literally had to roll away from him mid-sentence.
A $9 wine come with a phone number.
I absolutely not.
I'm too old now.
Absolutely not.
Three wines equal nine digits.
I know.
Yo, fam.
What up?
Mel.
What?
You need us to answer that?
Wait, wait, wait.
I have a question.
How many rounds did he bottle He bought
He bought that one
And then he kept on
Trying to ply me with alcohol
Let me buy you a shot
I said
I never do shots
Just have one
I said
I don't understand
What part of no
You're not computing
But I don't do shots
Why you didn't tell him
I'm a vegan Pilates instructor
That would have got him away from you.
You just drunk a can of wine.
Because I legit did not want him to have any more information.
I didn't want him to have any information on me.
You know who do shots?
Huh?
You know who do shots?
Who?
The fun girls.
Oh, shit.
I love you, though.
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.
I'm shutting up. I'm a melody, but Mel shouldn't think that shots, shots, shots, shots. I'm shutting up.
I'm a melody, but Mel shouldn't think that she's fun.
So, Mel.
I am fun.
You are not fun.
What about him made you not want to accept the drink initially?
Because I sensed that he was going to be that guy that would not be able to take no for an answer.
How?
able to take no for an answer how he just gave off that he gave that off of like just not being able to take no for an everything about him was labeled up and facts just you know look at me
just like this unnecessary desire like for fucking validation and attention sure whatever
i'm a fucking hater then. And I was absolutely right.
Okay, but can I ask a question?
Yes.
And this is weird.
This is great.
This is awesome.
You know, this profile shit is my shit.
I'm about to jump into Hudson.
What do you think your profile said,
or you and your friend's profile said to him?
You got some bombs. You. Um. Woo. Ah.
Yo, you got some bombs and stuff.
You got some bombs and stuff.
What did it say about us?
You got the gas on.
He was attracted to me.
No.
I have a fat ass.
I know that I need patience.
Oh shit.
No, she did not.
But no.
Tell her stop, Joe.
I'll turn up.
Somebody help me, because I don't have the patience.
Never.
But I need an answer.
You want to stand over there by yourself, man.
That's not what we're saying.
No. We know you got a fat ass. All of that's great, but that's not what we're saying. Are you trying to say that I looked easy? Somebody help me because I don't have the patience. But I need an answer. You want to stand over there by yourself, man?
You can't.
We know you got a fat ass.
All of that's great,
but that's not what we're saying.
Are you trying to say
that I looked easy?
I'm not trying to say anything.
I think I can help you.
I'm trying to get you.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I'm a melody.
You hold on over there.
You hold on.
Keep going.
I'm not trying to say anything.
Okay.
I'm trying to ask you something so I can get an answer.
No, it's...
The same way you said his profile said to you,
not to be trusted, you're going to stalk me all around this shit.
I can't buy a drink from you.
You don't know how to take no.
You got on all these gaudy-ass labels.
You clearly want to be seen.
You're overcompensating.
You're leading with money.
You've gathered all that.
I'm asking you, what do you think he might have gathered
just from looking at you and your friends?
Maybe that I would have been all for it.
What did you have on?
I had on tight black pants and a white tank top.
Thought clothes.
Never right to ask a question.
That's a thought clothes.
What are you wearing?
No, that's a thought clothes.
Right?
Yeah, word.
How is it thought clothes? That's a, word. How is it thot clothes?
That's a thot fit.
How is it a thot fit?
That's why I'm easy.
I'm wearing a white tank top and black pants.
Come on, I'll just play the profile game.
I'm not even wearing boobies.
I'll play the profile game.
It's you with your two friends here on Memorial Day weekend.
Y'all on some tourist shit.
Y'all at Rockefeller Center.
How fine are your friends?
They're pretty.
They're very pretty. So it's a group of y'all. That's fine. So he thought y'all was tourists tourist shit Y'all at Rockefeller Center How fine are your friends? They're pretty They're very pretty
So it's a group of y'all
That's fine
So he thought y'all was tourists
No
No
It's an event
It's a group of fine women
What were your girlfriends wearing?
I'm gonna help you
What were your girlfriends wearing?
Samantha was wearing
A long jean skirt
And a jean jacket
And like an orange top
Or something like that
But she wasn't roller skating
She had no intention of doing so and she was
wearing sneakers. And then Sadia
was wearing
jeans. Tight.
Yeah. Okay.
Did y'all have a drink before he got there?
Yeah. They had a table with drinks.
We had a table. We bought our own drinks.
Okay.
So, I don't
Yo, you paid me, right? So I gotta talk. I don't Yo you paid me
Right
So I gotta talk
I don't wanna talk
Yeah but talk friendly
Cause they gonna fight me
No
No but talk friendly
Cause she's our friend
I'm going to talk
As friendly as possible
Yes
The same way the guy
Had all the gaudy shit on
Thinking that that was gonna
Make an impression
He thought that you type
Your type of females
from his assessment
were the type that could,
that were impressionable.
Mm.
Why?
From the same,
his intuition.
Not intuition.
Meanwhile,
we're at an event.
We have intuition too.
Hold on a second.
No, you don't.
Meanwhile, we're.
Oh, shit.
No, you don't.
Let me just say this.
You don't.
Hold on.
We're also at an event where basically every female kind of looks similar.
She's wearing like...
Some girls were in shorts.
Some girls were in tight pants.
Some girls were in like dresses.
Male.
Hold on.
Can I say something?
Am I going to get canceled?
Yes.
Because here's the thing.
I'm going to say it anyway.
Here's the thing. You look like to say it anyway. Here's the thing.
You look like you had a jean suit on.
You had a regular shit on.
He thought that his money could impress y'all and get y'all back to the room.
Y'all ain't look.
That wasn't bossed up Gucci dance.
And y'all look like the girls that didn't have no other plans.
Exactly.
Y'all wasn't looking lit.
Y'all didn't have the Louis V on the top.
It's the hottest weekend out.
Y'all doofy asses is at Rockefeller Center.
Yeah, sitting there like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't question his intuition. It's his. It's his. It's the hottest weekend out. Y'all doofy asses is at Rockefeller. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't question his intuition.
It's his, it's his.
It's his.
No, no, first of all.
He thought you was easy.
Stop, stop.
Stop, y'all, because y'all jumping a woman.
I'm a melody.
Seriously.
That is so, that's such bullshit.
It's not.
No, there's nothing about us that look corny, cheesy, easy.
I don't think y'all look corny.
No, there's nothing.
Mel, did you have the Gucci bag on the table?
Did you have the Louis bag on the table?
Did you have the necklace on showing that you Melissa Ford?
Why do I have to?
You don't have to, but some of these bird ass niggas, when they see women sitting there.
Having a good time by themselves. Why do I have to? You don't have to, but some of these bird ass niggas, when they see women sitting there, and they,
like,
they just.
Having a good time by themselves.
Of course,
they think that money could get them
to go back to the room later on.
Listen,
man,
you're too living in a town
where they talking about.
If I see three girls somewhere
by themselves having a blast,
I'm going to assume,
hey,
they ain't got no niggas.
We're not by ourselves.
We're literally in the middle
of an event.
I'm going to pan them.
Like,
I don't think you guys are processing
what the event looked like.
There was a huge thing
with the DJ on it.
There's hundreds of people there.
Roller skating. But y'all are still girls by yourselves.
We weren't by ourselves. There was literally a table
right next to us.
Was anybody else at your table
but you girls?
You're by yourself.
We can't. I knew the promoters came up. It's tough to speak to her. Was anybody else at your table but you girls? You're by yourself. Then you're by yourself. No, I...
We can't.
All right, because I'm trying...
I knew the promoters came up...
It's tough to speak to her.
No, why?
Because you don't acknowledge...
Mel, you just said we're by ourselves,
and then you said we're not by ourselves.
Well, we're in an event.
We're not like...
People are coming over to talk to us and stuff like that.
If it's 3,000 people in the club,
and it's me and my two homeboys,
me and my two homeboys are by ourselves.
The table isn't separated from... I have a party to show you. There's a thousand people in the club, and it's me and my two homeboys. Me and my two homeboys are by ourselves.
The table isn't, like, separated from, like, it's... I have a part of the show, yeah.
But wait, hold on, Joe.
Wait, wait, Joe.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Joe.
Mel, I'm going to ask you a question.
Why is that so offensive?
Why is it offending you that you are women sitting by yourself,
and a man may think that they have nobody with them?
Let me just go over there and see.
Because this nigga, after I told him to go fucking kick rocks, he ended up fucking bouncing around to like a bunch of chicks in the place.
He was just looking for somewhere to fucking land.
I got it.
Okay.
So it's not y'all, it was him.
Huh?
It's not y'all, it was him.
What shit are you talking about?
Huh?
What was he supposed to do? Pack up and leave? No, but man. Stop. It's not y'all. It was him. What shit are you talking about? Huh? What was he supposed to do?
Pack up and leave?
No, but then.
Stop.
That's my name.
La, la, la, la, la, la.
Leave her alone.
No, but then literally continued from a distance to try to fucking harass me.
Like, that was the whole thing.
Like, he just continued to harass.
Once you say the word harass, we can't laugh anymore.
You fucking jerk.
I'm asking you.
You motherfucker.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, let me ask you a question.
You harassed Mel.
Oh, please stop.
Let me ask you a question.
Did you open your IG at any time in the last week or so?
Yeah.
Have you seen the picture of Diddy taking Young Miami shopping?
I mean the video.
I'm pretty sure you have, right?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Seen it quite a few times, right?
I saw it once.
Oh, sorry.
Well, it's been all over the place.
Okay.
You're asking why would a man think he needs to leave with money?
It's because this is the type of shit that's being celebrated today.
And women are saying, hey, you got to approach me like this.
Right.
So men are saying, okay, let me approach like this.
I know, but you guys get upset when that's all it seems like a woman wants from you.
I'm not even getting that far.
But that was my point.
You all right, man.
But that was my point.
We do do that.
It's like the same men that do this kind of fuck shit, they get mad when a woman is just like, that's all I'm...
No.
That's literally all I'm...
Those men are not upset.
Those men don't give a fuck about that.
Those men pay to play.
Yeah, the men that don't...
Park ain't upset about that.
The men that don't do that are the ones that get upset we just talked about
a month not even a month ago except when not to bring this back up but ebony k williams said she
won't date the man unless he drives the bus i mean unless he owns the bus so it's the same thing in
reverse he's leaving we did not have a choice we chose we chose greed we chose a bag over a man we chose to not
have children we would rather have a bunch of money than have our children have a father in
the home i disagree no one no no no you have to know the history this is proven history no
we're not able to work and provide for their family we were forced to take the government
check that's false they couldn't stay in the house if they were there. Then how were they going to
feed the children? The children were
fed. Women were greedy.
They wanted to be. No, no, no. Let's get this clear.
Black women
wanted to be like white women in the
Cosmopolitan Magazine. The woman
who ran, who started Cosmopolitan Magazine,
the main editor, she is now a Catholic
and she repented from what she did.
She said, we were teaching women because we wanted all women to feel that we had a gripe with white men and so
yeah this is this public knowledge you look it up on youtube she talked about it yes absolutely
they wanted black women to also be part of their movement and other races because it wasn't enough
the black woman and the black man had to stay together in the US because it was the only way for us to overcome
What they did was what Cosmo they lied. These were women it will say, you know what? There's a single woman moved to New York
She's sleeping with different men. She has their life. She has her own money her education. She's getting these jobs
These women were promoting promiscuity and living a certain lifestyle when they were all married
They were all lying and making up these people because it was supposed to be a fantasy magazine like but women were taking
Sorry
I'm kind of I'm kind of curious of why of why I guess because I used I said that you might have looked
easy, you know, but Why? I guess because I said that you might have looked easy.
You know, but not easy.
Not easy.
I said that.
I'm not saying you're not.
For sale.
I might have been out of line.
I mean, a jean suit look crazy in 2023, but I'm pretty sure she look good.
See, he trying.
Flip being funny right now.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm saying if it's three girls on Memorial Day weekend to themselves at a table, dog.
That's a layup.
Listen, if it's not Memorial Day weekend, you have three highly attractive women sitting by themselves.
I'm accustomed to leading with my money.
Your man went to Miami without you.
I know.
I need you guys to understand why we're sitting at a table,
because we have skates on.
So sometimes when we weren't skating, we were sitting.
I just.
No, she won't get me.
I'm chilling.
I love her, and I love all women in the world.
Free Danny Lay.
They got my girl Danny Lay locked up.
They say it was a DUI, but I don't know.
What's the bell, man?
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Free Danny Lay.
Now.
Free her now.
Who's Danny Lay again?
I'm not doing this with you.
No.
No.
The baby's baby mama.
Your first brain thought is just to be that. Not because you cut me off when I was trying to build.
Choreographer.
You fucked my shit up when I was trying to build.
You cut me off, stepped all over my shit, nigga.
Your mud stepped up and it fucked up my brain.
Now you got to get your shit off.
Somebody got to get it now.
It put me to negativity.
Sorry, Daddy Lay.
Free her.
Sorry.
Free her. Free her. Yo, Free her. Sorry. Free her.
Yo, Keem Keem has a good one.
This is a good one.
Okay.
This is a good one here, Keem Keem.
I hope your girl don't listen.
Oh, man.
Girl, you better than me now.
All right.
Keem Keem says,
So my girl's been journaling lately.
Oh, shit.
Pretty much keeping a diary.
No, he didn't.
She always tells me how when she was young, her dad found it and she hated him for it.
Oh, he did.
No, he didn't.
Oh, Keem.
So of course she'd tell me not to do that.
And I said I had no intentions on reading it.
But now she keeps bringing the diary up and leaving it open.
So now it's coming off like she wants me to read it based on how she's acting about it.
She doesn't.
She doesn't.
Yeah.
I think she does.
She does.
I think she does.
But go ahead.
Let me see what he found.
There's a plot twist.
Let me see.
So I read it because I know we have communication problems
and this might be her cry for something. Ah, I see. I try to it. Because I know we have communication problems.
And this might be her cry for something.
Ah, see, I tried to clean it up.
Clean that up.
Pretty much.
He was just snooping.
Pretty much it was her future life with our son.
There was only one thing missing.
You.
And that was me.
Told you.
She looking for an out.
I was not mentioned in that diary.
Just her son.
Just her and our son.
Now, I can't tell her I read it because that's what she's been waiting on.
But I don't know what to think.
But I'm the wrong guy to play with like this because I'll go full blown savage in these streets and act perfectly normal.
That's the end of what he's saying.
I want to just let Keem Keem know that.
What do you mean you're the wrong guy to play with?
She didn't play with you.
All she did was write in her diary.
I'm taking that further.
If she writing that she don't see a future with you, nigga, whatever you go do in the streets.
We'll just reinforce that fucking idea.
She don't see you in the picture anyway.
Yeah, go write yourself out the diary some more, nigga.
Knock yourself out.
It do sound like she's been trying to...
Find an exit.
She wanted him to see that.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
And it kind of back him in a corner
because now you know my plans, and if you say something to me, it gives me the opening in a corner because now you know my plans and
if you say something to me it gives me the opening that I need it there you
betrayed my trust and now this is definitely over she kind of check made
him so strategic double double whammy he fucked up because he see it so it's hard
to not let well that shows I was, before because she's writing him off in the book.
He might not have fucked up.
We ain't going to do that.
He might not have fucked up at all.
She could have just been like, I'm out of this.
You mean adult people couldn't express that to homeboy that she may not want to be in a relationship no more?
That'd be easy said than done, though.
I know.
A lot of times people don't want to have
that uncomfortable conversation.
We know. What would gone guy do? What people don't want to have that uncomfortable conversation. We know.
What would gone guy do?
What would gone guy do?
What would gone guy do?
Gone guy.
For real.
That's what I sit over and ask.
Set her up for murder.
If you're dating gone girl, how do you get around these tricks?
So I pretend the trick is the diary trick.
What I do is I act like you inspired me.
Yo, that diary shit wasn't a bad idea.
Started one myself. Started one myself. Really been pouring it out. Pouring my heart and soul out of me. I was upstairs. Every night. I was upstairs. You know what I mean? I just
fell asleep. Multiple pages. I write a few times a day in there. I don't skip a beat.
Some things I put in there, I don't tell anyone in this world.
Not even my parents.
Yep, there it is right there.
Don't read it.
Laying right over there.
Homeboy says she keeps referencing it and left it open a few times in front of him.
Brought it up and left it open.
So it's up here.
Aki, I don't want to be with you.
I don't have the balls to show you that I can't be with you.
I don't know how to articulate and convey that.
You can't go through your girl's diary.
And feel a way?
And you can't go through.
No, you can feel a way.
If you go through some shit, you're going to feel a way.
You're subjected to however you feel.
You can't go through your girl's diary, and you can't go through the phone.
You can't go through those things, yo.
You just can't.
You can, but you're not supposed to.
I don't go in there because, one,
whatever you find, you find.
And two, I assume that the girls,
the girls that day, they erased the whole thread.
I used to want to hold on to the threads.
There used to be a picture from a year ago
I needed to keep.
I didn't know about the hide photo,
all this bullshit you can do.
I just keep the whole thread. And I bitched it. I didn't know about the hide photo, all this bullshit you can do.
I just keep the whole thread and I bid you.
Take that.
Boop.
Every thread new.
Ain't nothing to find, nigga.
You're looking at shit
from today.
Your mother ain't taking
that with the recipes?
Hey, hey.
You can trace your girl
steps all the way back
to this morning, nigga.
Every day is a fresh start.
All right, what she did.
All right.
It's today.
Shit.
Oh, man, that's funny.
And you can't say nothing, because they phone.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, girls are way better at this than me.
I don't fuck with them phones.
I don't touch them phones.
Yeah.
And the nigga always, they always find a nigga that talk extra spicy, dude.
You like, when I put my dick down your throat.
Yo.
Yo, you like, when I put my dick down your throat, you was massaging my shit.
Then I came so hard down your throat.
You gagged, you made that funny noise.
And then your birthmark right there, that's the cutest birthmark, yo.
Like, niggas be going.
You in there losing weight reading this shit, nigga.
Weight just falling off. No, your heart, your heart. Yeah in there Waiting this shit Niggas Weight just falling off
No you're
You're reading this shit
Like
Oh my god
Yo
They know about the birthmark
Damn
It's over
They know about the gag
What you talking about
Fuck that birthmark
Yo
I'm feeling your heart
My dick was all
In your stomach
You can't play with that
At all
Nah That's fucked up King I think that Shorty on her way Out the door though My dick was all over your stomach. You can't play with that. At all.
Nah, that's fucked up, Keem.
I think that Shorty on her way out the door, though.
It's fucked up.
Let us know how it goes, Keem.
Keem about to be 20 pounds lighter.
Yeah, he's not going to want to talk to us.
It's not funny because the kid is involved,
but yeah, she making her way out the door, Aki.
It may not mean that you wrote yourself out of the diary. Maybe it
means you need to write yourself into the future.
Hey, check it out, though.
Keem, you gotta go look in the mirror and see where you
could be better. Yeah, I'm trying.
Wait, wait, wait.
Keem might want to flip the script.
No, Blake. Yo, shorty,
sit down and listen to this podcast episode real quick.
Mm.
He ain't cuddly like that. No play. Yo, shorty, sit down. Listen to this podcast episode real quick. I want you to hear something. No, Keem.
He ain't got it like that.
Stop it.
I'm trying to shoot him some bell, man.
Yeah, he ain't got it like that.
Keem, sit it down, man.
He ain't about to let that pod play.
Just have it playing.
Go to store.
Keem, keep your eye on that diary, though.
Don't let her know you saw it yet.
You can't do that.
Can't.
She going to get more creative.
She going to get more creative.
She going to get more creative. She going to get more creative She gonna write more She gonna get more creative
She gonna get more creative
This stupid nigga
I hate this nigga
I met a boy today
Oh
We got action
Yeah
We got action
He was smelling like heaven
Yeah what
We just went on a date
We ain't kissing nothing yet
She gonna tell it all
I don't feel
I don't think he's gonna be able
To like hold back
Yeah
Yeah
He's already read it
Yeah
Gotta play
Gotta play Chess King
That's where we burn the whores
Yeah
Gotta play Chess King
Around the house
Mad as hell already
Slamming cabinets
She got plausible deniability
You gotta hold it
She ain't say nothing wrong so far
It's understood
That you gonna be in our life.
What you mean?
You're my baby daddy, stupid.
Yeah.
No.
Keem, don't turn a savage yet.
My man, Keem.
Prayers for Keem.
Keem's sick, man.
I'm going to play a record by a gentleman named Devon Gilfillian.
I think I'm saying that right.
And if I ain't, somebody will let me know.
And this record is called Right Kind of Crazy.
I think it's appropriate. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, There's no way out Maybe I don't need a doctor
I just want someone to talk to
Baby please come by, dance around my mind
We can work it out
I want the right kind of crazy Just complicated enough
Kind of crazy But you, but you
Tell me how can you blame me When you don't hold me, don't crush
Kind of crazy But you, but you Achoo, achoo, achoo
It's a rush, only we know No sugar pills, or sweet placebo
Lift me up so high, teach me how to fly
And we won't come back
I want the right kind of music
Just complicated enough
Kind of crazy
But you, but you
Tell me how can you blame me
When you don't want me
I'm crushed
Kind of crazy
But you, but you, but you
I can't take it Now I'm breaking
Baby, I'm aching
Don't leave me alone
I'm with the right kind of crazy
Just complicated enough
Kind of crazy, but true, but true
Tell me how to tell you better
When you don't want me to cry
Kind of crazy about you, about you
I want the right kind of reason
Just complicated to know
Kind of reason, about you, about you
Tell me I'm genuine
When you don't want me, my friend
Kind of reason, about you, about you
That's brand new music from Devon Gilfillian The record is called Right Kinda Crazy
That's off that Love You Anyway project
In your phones
On DSPs right this second.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Bob Myers stepping down. Yep. Oh, my God.
It's over for real.
He put together the Golden State team.
Oh, okay.
Bob Myers is stepping down as the Golden State Warriors GM and president.
Oh, Draymond, sorry, buddy.
Out of here? I thought it was odd
Steve Kerr did that
Little Draymond did that
He did his podcast
Where he was like
Yo
We're not a championship team
Without me
And he was talking
And that's cool
Everybody know Jordan Poole
Got his money
Draymond didn't
Cool right
Then Steve Kerr
The very next day
Or the day after
Was like All I know is We're not a championship team if Draymond is not here.
However, it may be time to make changes and blah, blah, blah.
Steve Kerr said that. Yeah. And now Bob Myers steps down.
I don't think that speaks to Draymond being back here.
I think
everybody's focused on Draymond. I think it's more
Clay ain't coming back.
He's there for another year, I thought.
He looking for a match.
So that one
year when you can ship him out, like,
I'm not. I think Clay
is
less vital to them than Draymond.
Death of a dynasty.
I don't care who it is.
No matter how it plays out.
That's true.
Absolutely.
But they can't bitch.
They had a great run.
They had arguably one of the best runs in our lifetime.
One of the greatest.
Outside of the Bulls.
One of the greatest.
Can't knock.
Bulls.
Oh, Bulls.
They just won 72 games.
Please.
Who did?
The Bulls. I mean, that record. Please. Who did? The Bulls.
I mean, that record stood until.
Until somebody won 73 and lost a chip.
Stop.
You lost that chip.
Stop.
You can't argue.
You lost the chip.
And he had the t-shirts.
It don't mean a thing if you don't win that ring.
Do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da.
Do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da.
Fuck up.
You know what I mean?
Oh, man.
That was a nice song, yo.
Yeah, that shit gave me weekend vibes.
That shit has a little 80s vibes.
I like that.
Thanks.
Nice little joint.
You be all right sometimes.
You be pretty good sometimes.
Poor Cup.
You be fucking that Cup up.
Cup had a long neck.
You kicked that shit out the Cup.
I mean, it's a sleeper, but it's not a sleeper.
It's old music.
This is Dreaming of the Past, Pusha T, Ye.
It's just... I've been back on this It's Almost Dry album, and this shit's just amazing. My weight keepin' niggas on the bikes like Amblin' Weight loss, rent loss, scramblin'
Now pass the champagne to the champion
My niggas get money, get money, get money
Like Ye samplin'
Gun stutter, make the drumline like Gramblin'
MGM gamblin', blew a small mansion
Annoyed cause this bitch callin' Lanvin lavin'
Fuck who you stampin', them niggas just standin'
It's not me, they censor and block me
You hollerin' top five, I only see top me
Award shows, the only way you bitches can rob me
It's level, there's layers, so pray for the players
Clip him, baby, if he flinch at the price of Bottega
I got plenty, there's so many, yeah
They say gimme, he got plenty, yeah
Bruh, you niggas ain't drip, you dryin' Kevlar and this Balenciaga jacket linin'
You and your bitch income can bondin' I'm sendin' Lorraine Schwartz diamond minin'
Find em', I came up with Enzo drinkers So you guys to understand, there's a difference
There's window stickers and window lickers You know the type
Always tryna get in your picture
How it's tryna get the dope through
Ain't your sister, we won't baggin' up the work
Wouldn't be no dishes, be no Christmas
Mistletoe, be no kisses
Made a way for ourselves, we ain't need no wishes
It's level to slayer, so pray for the players
We hollow the walls and back up bodegas, uh
I got plenty, and so many, yeah
They say give me, he got plenty, yeah
Walking down like Brady, gets better with time
Didn't have to reinvent the wheel, just a better design
Critics, he's out of his mind, haters, he's out of his prime
Yet, always where the money's at, like lottery signs
Still I climb, rockstar, third eye blind
I was bored by these albums, so it gotta be time
No reward for the latter, so it gotta be mine
Huff and puff in the club, then I gotta be shined
Properties all across the board, this monopoly's mine
Came a minister in my prime, so I gotta be shined
I used to watch the Fresh Prince and pray the house would be mine
Could have bought it, but I ain't like the way the kitchen designed
Born in a manger, the son of a stranger
When daddy's not home, the family's in danger
I got plenty, and so many, yeah
They say give me, he got plenty, yeah
Again, that's Dreamin' of the Past, Pusha T, yay.
And like I said, I just was on that album.
Fuck it.
Not mad at it.
I'm playing some new Justice League and Crown.
This is Stick Around.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Go ahead.
I slept on that album.
That album's hard.
That album's amazing, bro.
I slept on that album bad.
There's some shit on it.
It really is.
I'll go back.
I catch myself pressing play on track one
and just letting it rock.
Yeah,
I wanted to come
and document that
because it was bad.
I really slept bad.
Yeah,
I remember we had
a little talk before
and you was like,
we're going to have it again.
But my bad,
go ahead.
It's Crown and Justice League,
stick around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh, yeah
Yeah
Seven days, seven minutes
I won't forget it, trouble don't last forever
But I listen, gotta always stay ready
Pay attention, yeah, I know that way heavy
But you can lift it if you want different
Gotta move different, now the rules different
Hold it down, chill with all that loose lippin'
Look around, who is all these new niggas?
Gotta move how I move if I move with you
Tryna ball, keep a stick, I'm playin' pool with you
Wanna see you run away and cut the fool with you
Wanna see you smilin' face in all them school pictures
Doin' only how you do, listen, I really wish you'd stick around
Please stick around
Just don't get them folks, no room to sit you down
Know you gotta go, but always go a different route
They try to catch you slipping, move that stick around
I wanna see you stick around
Yeah, stick around
It's hot outside them doors, it's time we simmer down
And I know it's your choice, but look, hit me, I don't wanna miss your voice
Hope you hit me now, I wish you could've stuck around
Before they gun you down
Everybody love you now
And it's funny how, when it's your last run, that's when they tend to hunt you down
Just for one more day, I swear I put a hundred down
So you can come around, and we can talk about these choppers with a hundred rounds
And how they shootin' at these babies
Shit is fuckin' wild
I know you would've went crazy if that was your child
Yeah, I know that
I know this life shit quit, we gotta go back
But wait before you go
I hope you know that Earth is ghetto
Life is gorgeous, that's the format
I really wish you'd stick around
Please, stick around Look, don around please stick around look don't
get them folks don't ruin it sit you down no you gotta go it always go a different route they try
to get you slipping move that stick around i wanna see you stick around baby stick around
side outside those time we simmer down when i know it's your choice but look hit me out i always
want to hear your voice yes I'm asking you to stick around
That's Crown and the Justice League, Stick Around
I wanna say happy nuptials to Rook and his lovely wife
Who got married recently
I'm coming in with Kevin Ross
The song is called Don't Pretend.
You don't make it easy for me.
I try and try, but those big brown eyes, they never make it simple to leave
I hesitate, and it's written on my face
Don't know what to say, but I know you think of it too
From the way that you look at me
Can't stop the memories just cause you found someone new
So tell the truth and be real baby
Please don't pretend, please don't pretend
Like you forgot all those long nights in a night of night
And skin to skin,'t skin to skin Just skin to skin
We could get lost in this moment again Just don't pretend
Baby it's a shame After all we've been through
Pride is out the way Damn I miss you
You know that I will but I don't Wanna call tonight, see what you want
Have your way, know it's wrong
But you can't fake, fake because I know you think of it too
From the way that you look at me
Can't stop the memories just cause you found someone new
So tell the truth, show me something real
And please don't pretend, please don't pretend
Like you forgot all those long nights in Atlanta
Laying skin to skin, just skin to skin We could get lost in this moment again
Just don't pretend Baby don't act like we ain't got history
Always picking it hard, then it's gotta be it That is Don't Pretend by Kevin Ross
Off the Midnight Microdose Project
That is out now
You got mine, Parks?
I sure do
Okay, mine is called Devotion by Arlo Parks
Alright All right. I'm quite open
All yours baby Calm down like a million times
All yours baby
Find me with your nervous love
All yours baby
Calm down like a million times
All yours baby Calm down like a million times, all yours, baby I got my short clothes on, the clutch is sticking
Child in the dark blue, why do I trust you
When you tell me I'm a good thing
Cause I wanna protect you
I do, oh, Your eyes destroyin' me
I'm wide open
All yours, baby
Calm down like a million times
All yours, baby
Find me with your love and stuff
All yours, baby Calm down like a million times Flood me with another star, all yours baby
Calm down like a million tongues, all yours baby
Flood me with another star Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
All yours, babe
Come down like a million times
All yours, babe Plug me with your medicine
All yours, babe
Calm down like a million times
All yours, babe
Plug me with your medicine
That's Devotion by Arlo Parks.
Off her new album, A Soft Machine, which is out now.
That was all right, dude.
I have nothing today.
That was all right.
You got nothing?
No.
The record didn't come in.
What's Ding Dong doing, yo?
Where the record at, yo?
No, I was trying to...
Nothing.
There's always next week, bro.
Yeah, man.
Next when that payola stop hitting.
Huh?
I didn't hear you say anything.
I didn't say nothing to you.
You talking about me?
I didn't say nothing to you, my brother.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Tough to find a sleep in that account, man.
You checked the account this morning.
It didn't hit, right?
He's like, listen, buddy.
Don't try it.
I'm not playing this shit.
I'm not doing it on the arm either.
I'll wait till Friday.
Right?
I hate you.
He can't fool me, goddammit.
You see how I'm moving my head, bro?
I don't need to do that.
Did you check on me?
Okay, what? You didn't even check on me. I checked on you? I can't say that to you, because you actually checked on me? Okay, what?
You didn't even check on me.
I check on you?
I can't say that to you
because you actually check on me.
Yo, all the people that check on me
is the people I don't want to check on me,
like Flip, my girl.
What's wrong with you, man?
You check too damn much.
Sit down with me.
Once you told me stop, I stopped. Huh? You told me step by step.
I called you to check on you.
You ain't answer the phone though, but it's cool.
Did you check on me?
I cut it if you didn't answer the phone.
You do check on me sometimes too.
That's true.
Man, mad niggas will check on me.
This song don't even apply.
I'm singing along for nothing.
Yeah, but sometimes the depressing or sad shit,
after you've gotten out of it, still is dope.
Yeah, yeah.
I know what that felt like.
I'm not there no more, but I remember that shit.
But the shit still go, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
Same thing about the breakup music.
Absolutely.
Happy relationship.
Be going through it in the car.
Get home happy and shit.
Once my nigga on my leg get on this shit, he don't cry.
I know you want your love.
Last five days.
Did you check on me?
Nope.
Did you look for me?
Not at all.
Dig a loop. Why is all that? And I don't smoke right now. Did you check on me? Nope, not at all, it go
Yo, keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there until the next time
Oh, Holy Father, Holy Father, I need you on my side
I say make you know, leave me in your people
Until next time, we bid you a due farewell
Adios, Arrivederci, Hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
Jamaica, I've been in a couple months, right?
Hey!
And lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women wanna travel Don't leave me in jail As I smoke, I can't find peace I stay home, I need my shoes
I need my shoes, I need my clothes
I know I'm frozen, oh
I've been drinking more alcohol for the past five days
Did you check on me?
Did you look for me?
I walked in the room, I was out all night long Did you check for me? I walked in the room I was out all night long
Yo, hold it down
Hopefully you enjoyed Memorial Day weekend
Now did you notice
I've been tricking you
I'ma fuck up, man
Fuck is these niggas talking about?
Fuck is these niggas talking about, man?
Hey, they don't be outside for real
They don't be outside
They don't know, they don't know
They don't know, he was home sick, he was home sick, right?
Right, he was sick now
I hate all this shit, shit, shit, shit
I don't be in the city
He was under the weather, right?
He was home
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey I make a fire from your deep style You know why I'm on a deep style I'm on a deep style I was shocked when you backed this out on me
You backed this out on me?
Why you think I'm on me now?
I was hating on you
Listen, if I ain't in the streets, it's my job
To at least keep some type of pulse of what's going on
Listen, you gotta keep a set of Brooklyn bitches
In your Rolodex to just hip you to what's happening over there
It's true It's true
It's true
Early entry for Song of the Summer, I'm telling you
Early entry
Early entry Yo, hold it down, man.
I don't know what y'all about to ask y'all about the weekend.
We got a whole week still on.
Oh, shit.
Memorial Day fucked me all up.
I don't know what day it is, what time it is.
Yo, you people that set your watches
Like 15 minutes before the real time
Y'all are losers
Fucking doofuses
And you bitches that talk to text
Are losers too
No, no, not a voice note
You talk to the text
They losers too though Nah Nah,, not a voice note. You talk to the text.
They lose a suit, though.
No.
No, I hate the voice note.
The voice note's the fuck out of here, right?
Yeah, I'm with you.
Don't call me or text me.
You don't have to
try to combine it.
Correct.
I hate the voice note
because of Apple, though.
Apple needs to,
you need to be able
to rewind, pause, leave it.
Like, once you leave
the voice note,
you got to listen
to that shit all over again.
She don't know how to communicate, so she pouring her heart out on the voice note for 10 minutes.
I just feel like, what happened the other day?
And if you leave that, then you got to hear all that bullshit again.
But if you're a real nigga, you're not going to listen to that shit again.
So now you just got to pretend that you know whatever she said.
I'm not listening to it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not hearing it the first time.
Don't send me no voice notes.
Don't send me no, I'm with Parks.
You don't like voice notes? Fuck no. Hate them. My baby got hip to me. Yeah, let, I'm not hearing it the first time. Don't send me no voice notes. Don't send me no. I'm with Parks. You don't like voice notes?
Fuck no.
Hate them.
My baby got hip to me.
Yeah, let's do the magic.
No.
He got me.
No.
Not at all.
He got me.
I got the shit with the voice notes.
The voice notes disappear.
I play the shit, then after I don't listen to it, it disappears.
But I start to listen to them.
Well, that's how it would be if I was married.
Oh, man, that would make sense.
No, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry
That was wrong
That was wrong of me
That was wrong of me
I'm sorry
I'm not gonna do that again
That was foul
That's hilarious though
I mean
And now 21 Savage
Said he's sending shit
He said he's sending shit
In Vantage Mode He do that shit a lot said he's sending shit in Vantage Mode.
He do that shit a lot, right?
That's Instagram.
I know.
I got a few theories.
I can tell y'all why these niggas is sending
they shit in Vantage Mode.
I'll tell you that.
And if they screenshot it, we can see you did it.
Know what they can't screenshot?
Nothing. Shit you don't see. Then fuck you n Nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, say something crazy. Yeah, but you can see the old shit. Bitch, I swear to God, I'll kiss you in your mouth.
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That's freaky for Jamaicans, right?
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Yeah!
Oh, you lift your foot up, nigga?
He did something.
That's all the work he do after a day off, too.
He had off and come in here with his lazy cool man bullshit.
You going to put us on, son?
Put you on to what?
Hey, shut up, yo.
Because I wouldn't.
Shut up.
You shut up.
Why?
Because you would have been like, yo, dogs.
It's my man right here.
We could still go in there and do it.
Look at my man.
We're not going to take the day off.
That's not a fact.
See, that's the part they don't see out there.
They don't see Ish sweating after the pod is over from all the work that he did.
Right?
Ish model.
Ish model.
That's going to be your shit.
I'm going to get me some culture this summer.
Who?
Me.
Teach me some culture? No, I'm going to get me some culture. Tax. Because that shit. No, you're not. I'm going to give me some culture this summer. Who? Me. Teach me some culture?
No, I'm going to get me some culture.
Tax.
Because that shit, I can't.
No, you're not.
I'm not.
Nigga, you got the power to let, niggas will love you in Jamaica, nigga.
You got the power.
You Jamaican.
Y'all got culture.
I keep telling y'all, new dudes.
Yo.
Yo, fam.
I'm saying.
That's, that's.
Did I see the Island Boys?
He didn't say nothing.
I ain't going to say that. He didn't say nothing. I ain't gonna say that.
He didn't say nothing.
The Island Boys took a picture with Jeffrey Epstein or some shit.
You stealing niggas' topics.
No, I can read.
Who the fuck is the Island Boys?
That's the other thing.
See, who the fuck are these people?
Look, they're getting into the game with the Island Boys.
Look.
Huh?
Is it a shocker that the Island Boys was on an island when they was young?
All right. Forget it.
Flag it.
I don't care.
Flag it.
I'm done.
No, you're done.